#MinecraftHelp > 2011-04-16
#1 [00:00] <bluejello> besides trying to run it in fullscreen mode.
#2 [00:01] <bluejello> If anyone else has ideas feel free to share
#3 [00:02] <TitanicMustSink> Nope, in fact, that seems to have made it worse
#4 [00:02] <TitanicMustSink> LOL, oh god, I didn't know that was possible
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#6 [00:03] <Wug> is it crashing?
#7 [00:03] <bluejello> ...wow, I did not expect it to get worse.
#8 [00:03] <Wug> I have thought of one more diagnostic measure
#9 [00:03] <TitanicMustSink> Oh my god
#10 [00:04] <bluejello> could a new screenshot be made so we can see the badness? if not that is ok
#11 [00:04] <TitanicMustSink> I totally forgot to mention the really stupid thing I did
#12 [00:04] <bluejello> proceed
#13 [00:04] <TitanicMustSink> I listened to youtube, yeah, i know... and i replaced on of my system 32 files
#14 [00:05] <Wug> this could be related
#15 [00:05] <bluejello> why would that be? and what file if you remember.
#16 [00:05] <TitanicMustSink> it fixed the problem i was having at the time, but now it's like this
#17 [00:05] <Wug> do replace it.
#18 [00:05] <TitanicMustSink> an opengl file, but i couldn't remember the exact on, so i couldn't try to fix it
#19 [00:05] <Wug> restore*
#20 [00:05] <Wug> that's almost certainly the cause
#21 [00:05] <Wug> you should reinstall your os
#22 [00:06] <Wug> it's probably sending everything you type to russia and china
#23 [00:06] <bluejello> what was the orrigional problem?
#24 [00:06] <TitanicMustSink> at the time i couldn't play minecraft cause it say there was an opengl file error but now it plays like that
#25 [00:07] <bluejello> I think the openGL is updated by graphic drivers, not the operating system
#26 [00:07] <bluejello> you could try forcing a graphic card update to see if that helps.
#27 [00:07] <Wug> if you format and reinstall, I guarantee it will go away
#28 [00:07] <TitanicMustSink> At the time, I had the latest drivers, had to uninstall and reinstall then after the opengl thing
#29 [00:08] <TitanicMustSink> but last time windows was redone, it just opengl errored me
#30 [00:08] <bluejello> but that can be a bit dramatic. but it can be by far a easier option than other ones. just MAKE SURE YOU BACKUP FILES YOU NEED when you do that.
#31 [00:08] <bluejello> if you do that*
#32 [00:08] <Wug> titanic, and this time is no better.
#33 [00:09] <Wug> you haven't made any progress
#34 [00:09] <Wug> try linux
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#36 [00:09] <bluejello> or use wubi to install the ubuntu linux distro.
#37 [00:09] <Wug> don't do any emulation
#38 [00:09] <bluejello> on top of the windows file system, not the best way to do so but it works.
#39 [00:10] <Wug> trying to emulate ubuntu on top of windows won't fix anything if the windows drivers are the issue
#40 [00:10] <bluejello> I do not think it emulates ubuntu, just uses virtral drives.
#41 [00:10] <bluejello> well "virtual"
#42 [00:11] <bluejello> and I must go.
#43 [00:11] <TitanicMustSink> oh in cause you where curious http://img36.imageshack.us/i/omgcpf.png/ that's the new screenshot
#44 [00:11] <Wug> just like running vm's doesn't fix the server network issues because it's just passed through to the windows network interface
#45 [00:11] <bluejello> wubi installs ubuntu on top of windows but you need to boot into ubuntu, not windows, to use ubuntu after the install.
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#47 [00:12] <bluejello> yea, that is defidelntly a graphic render problem.
#48 [00:13] <TitanicMustSink> So my options are, restore windows, switch to linx, or install ubuntu on top of windows?
#49 [00:13] <Wug> you'd be better off with #2
#50 [00:13] <TitanicMustSink> How would I even get a copy of Linx?
#51 [00:16] <TitanicMustSink> Well thank you all for helping, at least now I know I truly fragged my computer, at least where Minecraft is concerned
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#55 [00:50] <GLaDOS> didnt you tell him about sfc /scannow
#56 [00:50] <GLaDOS> if he boots into safe mode with command prompt
#57 [00:50] <GLaDOS> he can run sfc /scannow
#58 [00:50] <GLaDOS> and it'll scan and fix system32 files
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#60 [00:58] <m0nk2> on win7 how do i dedicate 1 gb ram to minecraft server
#61 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> How are you starting the server?
#62 [00:59] <hmw> i dont get it.... i have a slow computer and every other day i suffer severe lag... today we were three players and it was totally fluent... any ideas?
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#64 [00:59] <hmw> i even have some other apps running
#65 [01:01] <m0nk2> with minecraft server.ex
#66 [01:01] <m0nk2> e*
#67 [01:01] <m0nk2> you shouldnt have lagg on your own server
#68 [01:03] <hmw> i know... i was blaming my old P4 but it is so weird because it sometimes is super fluent and another time i get down to 0.5 fps
#69 [01:04] <m0nk> fps and ms are 2 different things
#70 [01:05] <hmw> i suspected that the slowlyness of my pc was triggering that lag
#71 [01:05] <hmw> the server runs on a better pc
#72 [01:05] <hmw> at least the cpu load is always below 30%
#73 [01:10] <hmw> i also have "normal" lag occasionally. I encounter 3 types of lag regurarly
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#75 [01:13] <Corporal_Dirge> Do fire arrows hurt more than regular arrows?
#76 [01:14] <hmw> dunno, but the wiki can tell you such things
#77 [01:18] <m0nk> what did smp stand for again?
#78 [01:18] <hmw> survival multi player
#79 [01:18] <m0nk> k ty
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#82 [01:39] <dolseni> i can't seem to connect to any multiplayer servers. I don't know if the server is rejecting me or if there's a problem with my client. anybody know of a public multiplayer server that you KNOW lets anybody join? (doesn't matter if new people aren't allowed to build or anything like that, just trying to actually connect)
#83 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> smp.shadow-craft.net
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#85 [01:40] <dolseni> failed to login: bad login
#86 [01:40] <dolseni> =(
#87 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> First question, did you pay for minecraft?
#88 [01:41] <dolseni> friend said he doesn't play anymore and installed it since i was interested
#89 [01:41] <dolseni> i have no clue if he pirated it or not
#90 [01:41] <dolseni> its looking like he did
#91 [01:41] <Corporal_Dirge> Ok, how do I control water in 1.4? Can't find much online.
#92 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> Username?
#93 [01:42] <dolseni> <--
#94 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> !paid dolseni
#95 [01:42] * GreyVulpine pokes the bot
#95 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> Nope, that account isn't marked as premium
#96 [01:43] <dolseni> well that kinda sucks
#97 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, really the only choice you have now, is to pay for an account at minecraft.net, or find a server which has authentication turned off.
#98 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> And we don't help with the latter here.
#99 [01:44] <dolseni> right
#100 [01:45] <dolseni> i just wanted to try out multiplayer, see what others had built. guess that isn't going to be happening
#101 [01:47] <m0nk> !paid m0nk3n
#102 [01:47] <m0nk> ahaaa
#103 [01:50] <ksnap> !paid ksnap
#104 [01:58] <LargePrime> !paid GreyVulpine
#105 [01:59] <AG_Scott> !paid penis
#106 [01:59] <AG_Scott> OMG :D
#107 [01:59] <AG_Scott> probably registered though
#108 [02:00] <LargePrime> Penis. Doing it and not paying for it
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#110 [02:03] <ksnap> for informational purposes
#111 [02:03] <ksnap> is it possible to turn off authentication on BETA?
#112 [02:03] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#113 [02:03] <ksnap> kk thanks
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#115 [02:04] <Maxxion> Internal exception: java.net.SocketException: Software caused connection abort: socket write error
#116 [02:04] <Maxxion> How to fix?
#117 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> This an error on the server or client?
#118 [02:04] <Maxxion> Server
#119 [02:05] <Maxxion> I get about two minutes of server time, then internet fail and that error
#120 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> Ah, points to a connection problem, two causes, the minecraft netcode, and your NIC barfing at the packets it's being told to send.
#121 [02:05] <Maxxion> ....NIC?
#122 [02:05] <Maxxion> netcode?
#123 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> Network card.
#124 [02:06] <Maxxion> How do I fix it then? D:
#125 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> and how minecraft is coded to send data out to other clients..
#126 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> At this point, more often than not, it's not solvable. You'll need to wait for Mojang to release a fix in the next patch.
#127 [02:07] <Maxxion> Sonnofabitch
#128 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> You can try to update your NIC's drivers, see if it'll help..
#129 [02:07] <Maxxion> Up to date
#130 [02:08] <Maxxion> That really pisses me off Dx
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#132 [02:11] <T0pgun> The server I like to join isnt working! eek! and it usually always has a relay on the server chat
#133 [02:11] <T0pgun> can someone help
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#136 [02:12] <T0pgun> ??
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#138 [02:15] <duckbit> Hi how can i get my money back from buying Minecraft
#139 [02:15] <Maxxion> You dont.
#140 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> You can, if minecraft doesn't work for you
#141 [02:15] <duckbit> right but i didnt like it
#142 [02:15] <duckbit> can i sell it on ebay
#143 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> No.
#144 [02:15] <duckbit> wtf
#145 [02:15] <Maxxion> That's illegal.
#146 [02:15] <Maxxion> And its your own fault.
#147 [02:16] <duckbit> not my fault Minecraft is shitty game
#148 [02:16] <Maxxion> No, but its your fault for buying it.
#149 [02:17] <duckbit> it doesnt work properly
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#151 [02:17] <duckbit> I get no sound and there is no full screen mode
#152 [02:17] <Maxxion> Then you did something wrong.
#153 [02:17] <duckbit> also no blocks get removed when i punh them
#154 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> On single player?
#155 [02:17] <duckbit> and i cant build weapons
#156 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Multiplayer?
#157 [02:17] <duckbit> and things keep attacking me
#158 [02:17] <Maxxion> THEN YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG DUCKBIT
#159 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Easy there Maxxion.
#160 [02:17] <VoxelHead> I say.
#161 [02:17] <Maxxion> Seesh.
#162 [02:17] <duckbit> calm down bro
#163 [02:18] <VoxelHead> Seeeeesh.
#164 [02:18] <GreyVulpine> Dude, that's not cool.
#165 [02:19] <GreyVulpine> People come here for help, don't attack them. If you want to help, be understanding, and take a little time to understand their situation.
#166 [02:19] <Maxxion> I dont like having to repeat myself though
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#168 [02:20] <Maxxion> Also, Im quite upset at the fact I have to replace my NIC
#169 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> No, I didn't say that.
#170 [02:20] <Maxxion> But I have to.
#171 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> I said, you'll have to wait for the next update, it'll likely solve this problem
#172 [02:21] <Maxxion> Thats waht they said about the last one
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#174 [02:21] <Maxxion> Just a different error message now
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#176 [02:49] <Vector> Voxel is a prick
#177 [02:49] <Vector> you there, bot?
#178 [02:49] <Vector> VOXELHEAD!
#179 [02:49] <VoxelHead> -_-
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#183 [03:09] <VoxelHead> Bye Squirrelcrafter.
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#185 [03:14] <XarcZai> Hi, my minecraft client's been acting up a lot lately and I'm wondering if someone can help me.
#186 [03:14] <XarcZai> I was here earlier, and somehow the problems stopped, but now it's back
#187 [03:14] <GreyVulpine> Define "acting up"
#188 [03:15] <XarcZai> GreyVulpine, do you remember me from earlier? I have the same problem.
#189 [03:15] <XarcZai> Hmm, actually right now's is different.
#190 [03:15] <XarcZai> It's extremely laggy.
#191 [03:16] <XarcZai> An hour ago I was running minecraft just fine.
#192 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> How much RAM free do you have?
#193 [03:16] <XarcZai> Free?
#194 [03:17] <GreyVulpine> Or, just, how much RAM do you have on the system?
#195 [03:17] <XarcZai> i'm sorry, i'm not very much of a computer person
#196 [03:17] <XarcZai> 2gb.
#197 [03:17] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried rebooting your machine?
#198 [03:17] <VoxelHead> Orange.
#199 [03:17] <XarcZai> GreyVulpine, i'll come back.
#200 [03:17] <XarcZai> But it was working until I reset the client
#201 [03:17] <XarcZai> brb.
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#204 [03:27] <XarcZai> GreyVulpine, it worked. I was more concerned of a different problem, and I thought the lag was related to it.
#205 [03:29] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, you've got some program(s) somewhere sucking up more RAM than you have available, which forces your computer to start swapping memory to your hard drive, causing lag.
#206 [03:29] <GreyVulpine> Rebooting just wipes the slate clean.
#207 [03:29] <GreyVulpine> It's not a fix, but just don't launch too many programs while you play minecraft
#208 [03:30] <XarcZai> Alright thanks.
#209 [03:30] <XarcZai> On another note though, my minecraft randomly crashes (java), usually when I change my skin.
#210 [03:31] <XarcZai> The reason I say randomly is because it comes and then magically goes away after an hour or so..
#211 [03:32] <XarcZai> I was in here earlier, and Wug tried to help me; it went away but it came back after a while.
#212 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, does it crash with any errors?
#213 [03:35] <XarcZai> Javascript error
#214 [03:35] <XarcZai> or something :O
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#216 [03:36] <XarcZai> I can't exactly remember the whole message
#217 [03:36] <GreyVulpine> Well, next time it errors, could you copy/paste it at pastebin.com, and give it to one of us?
#218 [03:36] <XarcZai> I actually gave an error log to Wug when I was in here earlier
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#220 [03:41] <XarcZai> I'll come back when it happens again.
#221 [03:41] <XarcZai> Thanks for the help GreyVulpine.
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#223 [03:44] <Benka> Join minecraft beta server IP wasd.dk
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#230 [03:46] <VoxelHead> mmm Szernex
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#233 [03:49] <ksnap_AU> boys
#234 [03:49] <ksnap_AU> you know that wierd bug that makes your mouse move abnormally
#235 [03:50] <ksnap_AU> is there a fix for it yet? finding it pretty common
#236 [03:52] <GreyVulpine> Could you be more specific?
#237 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> say i move try to turn left using the mouse
#238 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> just a tiny bit
#239 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> maybe 1 square
#240 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> the screen will do a 180 degree turn
#241 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> or more
#242 [03:53] <ksnap_AU> think supersensitivity with a drunk feeling
#243 [03:54] <GreyVulpine> I haven't heard of that one.
#244 [03:54] <ksnap_AU> reinstalled n it didnt go away
#245 [03:54] <ksnap_AU> lovely
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#249 [04:16] <ksnap_AU> besides user/roaming etc
#250 [04:16] <ksnap_AU> is there any other files that need to be deleted for reinstall
#251 [04:18] <hmw> ksnap_AU: i have similar problems, IF my client lags. i suddenly look into any random direction. when i upgraded to 1.4 it was extreme, reinstalling java helped me
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#253 [04:30] <GreyVulpine> Besides %appdata%/.minecraft, there's no other files
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#255 [04:31] <GreyVulpine> if you exclude the launcher that you get from the site, of course.
#256 [04:32] <AverageJoe> hi .. has anyone got a screenshot of a working t flip flop of the C type of the wiki?
#257 [04:33] <AverageJoe> i got problems with it specially the first row second layer
#258 [04:34] <GreyVulpine> Give me a few minutes to look at it
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#260 [04:48] <hmw> AverageJoe: note that redstone is quite buggy on the SMP
#261 [04:48] <AverageJoe> i know
#262 [04:48] <AverageJoe> but i hadnt any success with it so i stuck to type a
#263 [04:49] <AverageJoe> but just fot general knowlage i want to know if i did i right
#264 [04:49] <AverageJoe> for*
#265 [04:49] <hmw> i still need to figure out how to AND and OR lol...
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#267 [04:49] <hmw> guess the or is pretty simple
#268 [04:49] <AverageJoe> hehe true
#269 [04:49] <hmw> dont tell me
#270 [04:50] <hmw> wanna figure it out by myself *G*
#271 [04:50] <AverageJoe> i would suggest just to try for an hour and u get the feel for it really quick
#272 [04:50] <hmw> suppose so
#273 [04:50] <hmw> i am just busy decorating everything... and having fun RPing
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#277 [04:58] <GreyVulpine> Wow, C is confusing.
#278 [04:59] <ubiquality> Hi, can you help me? i send question to payment@mojang.com two times within 3 weekes, and they don't answer me yet.
#279 [04:59] <GreyVulpine> When was the last time?
#280 [05:00] <ubiquality> 8 days ago
#281 [05:00] <GreyVulpine> They've had a ton of emails, did you get an automated email back, saying they got your email?
#282 [05:01] <AverageJoe> yeah grey ure right ;) ... but its really not that complicated exept this "flying" torch in the first row second layer
#283 [05:01] <ubiquality> for the first time yes
#284 [05:01] <ubiquality> second time no
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#286 [05:06] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that's what's confusing me too AverageJoe
#287 [05:07] <GreyVulpine> ubiquality - I'd send another email to payment@mojang.com, but CC a copy to daniel@mojang.com as well
#288 [05:08] <ubiquality> ok thanks for help
#289 [05:09] <Corporal_Dirge> Something is wrong with my sound. it's lagging behind the actions that cause it.
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#291 [05:16] <AverageJoe> well do u know someone whos already built one .. i mean someone must have invented this design
#292 [05:17] <GreyVulpine> Can't say I've seen every combination of redstone circuit ever designed...
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#294 [05:19] <AverageJoe> but thx fot the help .. i think ill just come back later to a more crowded time ;)
#295 [05:20] <GreyVulpine> Heh, there's not that many people here that can help with redstone.
#296 [05:22] <hmw> heheh... i really gotta check that out... i want a combination lock for my storage
#297 [05:23] <GreyVulpine> "Design C has a smaller footprint and an easily accessible inverse output, but lacks an edge trigger. If the input is kept high, it will repeatedly toggle on and off, cycling quickly enough to burn out its torches. For example, if the button mentioned above is wired directly to its input, the device can toggle several times before the button shuts off. Even a 4-clock is too slow to
#298 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> reliably result in only one toggle. "
#299 [05:24] <GreyVulpine> Looks like it's supposed to be really funky..
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#303 [05:28] <SlashLife^m> Whoa!
#304 [05:28] <SlashLife^m> I have an update log!
#305 [05:29] <SlashLife^m> "Downloading packages ..."
#306 [05:29] <SlashLife^m> Ok, on FreeBSD it seemingly is important to deinstall the original jdk
#307 [05:40] <hmw> SlashLife^m: it was probably just a renamed link to the JRE, like (not) using lower case characters
#308 [05:40] <hmw> some *nixes like to do that
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#310 [05:40] <hmw> for whatever insane reason
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#312 [05:43] <MisterPython296> hey guys
#313 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#314 [05:43] <MisterPython296> I need help, with minecraft
#315 [05:43] <MisterPython296> can someone connect to my server?
#316 [05:44] <Wug> ip?
#317 [05:44] * Wug pokes greyvulpine and says hello
#317 [05:44] * Wug pokes greyvulpine and says hello
#317 [05:44] <MisterPython296> Wug: 122.106.164.106
#318 [05:44] <Wug> hmm... double poke
#319 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> MisterPython296 - Not able to connect
#320 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> !check 122.106.164.106
#321 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> lies
#322 [05:45] <Wug> I get 'connection refused'
#323 [05:45] <MisterPython296> hmm
#324 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> I'm getting bad login/connection refused
#325 [05:45] <Wug> probably port misforwarding
#326 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> I'm thinking firewall/security software
#327 [05:45] <MisterPython296> meh
#328 [05:46] <MisterPython296> screw it.
#329 [05:46] <MisterPython296> oh wait a sec.
#330 [05:46] <Wug> !check 122.106.164.106:25565
#331 [05:46] <Wug> !check 122.106.164.106:80
#332 [05:46] <SlashLife^m> hmw, thanks for taking me for stupid ...
#333 [05:46] <MisterPython296> wtf is up.
#334 [05:46] <MisterPython296> with my server?
#335 [05:46] <Wug> the server is up
#336 [05:46] <Wug> im just poking
#337 [05:46] <SlashLife^m> Anyway; is it possible to change MCs gamma on Gnome?
#338 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> SlashLife^m - Couldn't tell you.
#339 [05:47] <hmw> SlashLife^m: well... i sometimes overlook such simple things
#340 [05:47] <Wug> hmm
#341 [05:47] <MisterPython296> ok wait
#342 [05:47] <MisterPython296> im gonna change some stuff
#343 [05:47] <Wug> are you specifying an ip in server.properties?
#344 [05:47] <Wug> if so, don't
#345 [05:47] <SlashLife^m> hmw, as long as any other jre was installed, the linux jre was unable to find cerain libraries
#346 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> What kind of security software are you running?
#347 [05:47] <hmw> i see
#348 [05:48] <SlashLife^m> anyway; guess I'll have to run around almost blind then
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#350 [05:48] <SlashLife^m> Doesn't matter though - I'm deaf, too
#351 [05:48] <hmw> aaw...
#352 [05:48] <hmw> hope you solve it
#353 [05:48] <Wug> on second thought, greys probably right about the av/firewall guess
#354 [05:48] <MisterPython296> wait a sec. Wug can you try now?
#355 [05:48] <MisterPython296> I have a whitelist
#356 [05:49] <MisterPython296> so I think it worked...
#357 [05:49] <Wug> 'not whitelisted' so success
#358 [05:49] <MisterPython296> yeah I guess it worked then
#359 [05:49] <MisterPython296> thanks guys :P
#360 [05:49] <Wug> np
#361 [05:49] * GreyVulpine nods
#361 [05:49] <Wug> howd you fix it
#362 [05:50] <MisterPython296> I had forwarded to the wrong ip >.<
#363 [05:50] <Wug> that'd do it
#364 [05:50] * Wug makes note to self
#364 [05:50] <Wug> if port looks open but connections don't get there
#365 [05:50] <Wug> suspect forwarding to wrong IP
#366 [05:51] <Wug> symptoms would include aubot saying it's open
#367 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> I can open a TCP port in my router, doesn't mean the packet's going to receive an ACK signal back
#368 [05:51] <Wug> and no connection attempts registering serverside
#369 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> !check
#370 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> My port is forwarded. Server isn't running
#371 [05:51] <Wug> if it's simply not getting there, we already know to suspect pf
#372 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> !check
#373 [05:52] <Wug> (or server not running lol)
#374 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> I was getting "Bad login" though, which is what was the confusing part
#375 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> Usually means some part of the authentication to minecraft's server was getting blocked.
#376 [05:53] <Wug> probably server bugs or something
#377 [05:53] <MisterPython296> that means it was working...
#378 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Usually points to a misconfigured firewall
#379 [05:53] <MisterPython296> or something
#380 [05:53] <Wug> I only got one bad login, and tried many times
#381 [05:53] <MisterPython296> hey wug
#382 [05:53] <MisterPython296> just changed some stuff can you try again?
#383 [05:53] <Wug> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net:31337
#384 [05:53] <Wug> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net:31337
#385 [05:54] <Wug> hmm
#386 [05:54] <Wug> I don't think I can get anything through on that port
#387 [05:54] <Wug> how odd
#388 [05:54] <Wug> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net:25565
#389 [05:54] <SlashLife^m> fyi: "xgamma -gamma 1.8" did the job
#390 [05:54] <Wug> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net:25565
#391 [05:54] <MisterPython296> hmm
#392 [05:54] <MisterPython296> wug can you try again
#393 [05:55] <Wug> not whitelisted
#394 [05:55] <MisterPython296> I changed my setup in my firewall
#395 [05:55] <MisterPython296> yay it worked
#396 [05:55] <MisterPython296> anyway
#397 [05:55] <MisterPython296> thanks guys
#398 [05:55] * Wug emails the it people asking why THE BEST PORT isn't forwarded
#398 [05:56] <Wug> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net:1337
#399 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, only 1-1024 is reserved.. Anything above that is badlands territory.
#400 [05:56] <Wug> well 1337 works for some reason
#401 [05:56] <Wug> I wonder why 31337 isnt
#402 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Dunno, should.
#403 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Max is what, 65535?
#404 [05:56] <Wug> the server binds to it, stuff just doesnt get through
#405 [05:56] <Wug> yes, 65525
#406 [05:56] <Wug> 35*
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#408 [06:03] <kimax> any solution when minecraft goes black???
#409 [06:05] <_303> are you using any mods?
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#411 [06:07] <kimax> nope
#412 [06:07] <_303> what operating system?
#413 [06:07] <_303> are your video drivers updated?
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#415 [06:07] <Petergray> Thanks
#416 [06:07] <Petergray> Can anyone help me?
#417 [06:07] <kimax> its not my computer
#418 [06:07] <_303> might be java is out of memory, opengl is out of memory, ...
#419 [06:08] <kimax> but its vista 32 bit...
#420 [06:08] <Petergray> It says bad video card drivers. But it worked a few days ago
#421 [06:09] <kimax> so update graphic and java could help???
#422 [06:09] <_303> worth a shot
#423 [06:09] <Petergray> What??
#424 [06:09] <Petergray> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 4/16/2011, 10:58:58 Machine name: PETER Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 2 (2600.xpsp_sp2_rtm.040803-2158) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Acer, inc. System Model: Aspire 3000 BIOS: Phoenix NoteBIOS 4.0 Rele
#425 [06:09] <_303> ??pastebin
#426 [06:09] <Petergray> Does that help
#427 [06:10] <_303> post it to pastebin.com, give link to paste
#428 [06:10] <Petergray> http://mibpaste.com/ZRDWtj
#429 [06:10] <Petergray> ty
#430 [06:11] <_303> "Memory: 446MB RAM"
#431 [06:11] <_303> that true?
#432 [06:11] <Petergray> err one sec :P
#433 [06:12] <Petergray> 6.42GB on my c drive, 17.2 GB on my D drive
#434 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> RAM, not hard drive space
#435 [06:13] <Petergray> Oh..How do I delete RAM?
#436 [06:13] <_303> <Petergray> It says bad video card drivers.
#437 [06:13] <_303> what says that?
#438 [06:13] <Petergray> _303 what do you mean
#439 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> You do not have enough RAM to launch minecraft.
#440 [06:14] <_303> what is "it" in that sentence
#441 [06:14] <Petergray> _303 the error code
#442 [06:14] <Petergray> GreyVulpine how do I delete RAM
#443 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> You don't.
#444 [06:14] <Petergray> Thats brill
#445 [06:15] <Petergray> so what do i do
#446 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> RAM is the short term memory of the computer, your laptop there, only has 446 megabytes of RAM installed on it. Minecraft requires at least 512.
#447 [06:16] <Petergray> I have played on it beofre though
#448 [06:17] <GreyVulpine> You have two options, launch minecraft with reduced RAM arguments, or buy/use a different computer
#449 [06:17] <Petergray> 1st one
#450 [06:18] <GreyVulpine> Do you know where to get the minecraft.jar file on minecraft.net?
#451 [06:20] <Petergray> ye
#452 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> Could you please download it?
#453 [06:21] <Petergray> ok
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#455 [06:22] <Juze> You can't have less than 512MB of RAM anymore, can you <_<
#456 [06:22] <Juze> My Win95 has that amount of RAM?
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#458 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> You can, if you have a 512 stick, and an integrated graphics card which siphons some of it off
#459 [06:23] <Juze> Wait, some laptops can
#460 [06:23] <Juze> Yeah but less than 512MB?
#461 [06:23] <Petergray> downloaded
#462 [06:23] <Juze> Not very standard
#463 [06:23] <Juze> 256MB would be reasonable, of course 256MB + 128MB is possible
#464 [06:23] <Juze> But that doesn't get good benefits of DDR2, unless it's DDR of course
#465 [06:23] <Petergray> I have less than that
#466 [06:23] <Juze> Or SDRAM
#467 [06:24] * _303 's computer has 512M RAM and handles minecraft well enough with the proper java flags
#467 [06:25] <Petergray> i did the jar file and same error happened
#468 [06:28] <Morrolan> Petergray: We're not finished yet. ;)
#469 [06:29] <Morrolan> Geez, he left already.
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#478 [07:38] <m0nk> how do i dedicate 1 gig ram to minecraft server on windows?
#479 [07:39] <GreyVulpine> if you're running minecraft_server.exe, you're already doing that.
#480 [07:39] <m0nk> and then i press f3 ingame then it shows only 50% dedi
#481 [07:39] <GreyVulpine> That's client-side
#482 [07:39] <m0nk> ah
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#487 [08:17] <GN|JagarN> I got a problem on my minecraft. i fall under the map all the time. and i dont know what the problem is. i have tryed to shutdown firewall didnt work. go on appdata, and delete bin folder, and i have deleted .minecraft . and nothing worked. OP Windows xp SP3. Minecraft update 1.4_01.
#488 [08:17] <lemon-rev> is this normal running, or only in mp
#489 [08:17] <_303> is this in SMP?
#490 [08:17] <_303> oh
#491 [08:17] <lemon-rev> np 303
#492 [08:18] <GN|JagarN> i have tryed in browser and i have tryed minecraft.exe file. nothing work
#493 [08:18] <GN|JagarN> allways fall down under the map.
#494 [08:19] <lemon-rev> that doesnt help are you saying that happens normally or when you try muliplayer ?
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#496 [08:22] <lemon-rev> GN|Jagar plese respond
#497 [08:22] <lemon-rev> please*
#498 [08:23] <Morrolan> <lemon-rev> is this normal running, or only in mp
#499 [08:23] <Morrolan> So I guess it's only in SMP for him.
#500 [08:23] <Morrolan> Oh, geez
#501 [08:23] <Morrolan> sorry.
#502 [08:23] <Morrolan> Nevermind me. XD
#503 [08:23] <lemon-rev> well he still hasnt said so
#504 [08:24] <lemon-rev> if its in smp then i can understand it
#505 [08:24] <lemon-rev> but if its normal then something isnt right
#506 [08:24] <Morrolan> At first I thought that he said this, but then I realized that it was you who asked him.
#507 [08:24] * Morrolan hides in a corner :p
#507 [08:24] <GN|JagarN> smp?
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#509 [08:25] <lemon-rev> its basic ly muliplayer
#510 [08:25] <lemon-rev> lol
#511 [08:25] <lemon-rev> im still trying to get a proper responce gagarn
#512 [08:25] <Morrolan> SMP stands for survival multiplayer, JagarN
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#514 [08:27] <norsa> hi, i have a problem with minecraft: i bought the game 2 hours ago, downloaded the launcher but i canĀ“t log in now. i checked my e-mails, but there are no activation mails.
#515 [08:27] <lemon-rev> norsa can you please loginto minecraft.net and tell me what it does under profile if anything
#516 [08:28] <norsa> "you need to buy the game to change your skin"
#517 [08:28] <GN|JagarN> Sorry, ok i allways play in multyplayer
#518 [08:29] <lemon-rev> you need to buy the game to do anything in game norsa
#519 [08:29] <norsa> i bought the game
#520 [08:29] <lemon-rev> jagarn thats a normal lag issue , it should clear up after a little bit after loggin into to muliplayer
#521 [08:30] <lemon-rev> norsa, did you log in to muliplayer ?
#522 [08:30] <lemon-rev> b
#523 [08:30] <lemon-rev> blha
#524 [08:30] <lemon-rev> blah
#525 [08:30] <GN|JagarN> no, it dosnt:s
#526 [08:30] <lemon-rev> jagarn its normal to fall when loggin into minecraft on muliplayer servers for the first time
#527 [08:31] <norsa> i downloaded the launcher, tried to log in, but it doesnt work
#528 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> norsa - It can take up to a day for the payment to go through, check back again in a few hours.
#529 [08:31] <lemon-rev> norsa on the website does it say you can play online though the browswer if you manage to log in norsa
#530 [08:32] <GN|JagarN> okok, so i need to logg in and wait a bit befour play?
#531 [08:32] <lemon-rev> correct
#532 [08:33] <norsa> no, doesnt work @greyvulpine when i bought this there was the message that it would take up to a hour, but if it will take longer ill wait...
#533 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> norsa - It's not unusual to wait a few hours after purchasing minecraft.
#534 [08:34] <norsa> ok, then il wait a bit longer, thank you for your help :)
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#541 [08:49] <jinxtastic> hello :)
#542 [08:50] <jinxtastic> i am here with minecraft problem is anyone on that can help?
#543 [08:50] <peru_> dont ask to ask
#544 [08:51] <peru_> just write your problem
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#551 [09:11] <m0nk> where can i find smp mods?
#552 [09:12] <m0nk> the only one i found was a plane mod. but that hasn't anything to do with smp..
#553 [09:12] <_303> there's also a gun mod and industrialcraft
#554 [09:13] <_303> you want client+server mods or pure server mods?
#555 [09:13] <m0nk> 2 player survival stranded on an island or something
#556 [09:13] <_303> try #bukkit
#557 [09:14] <m0nk> k
#558 [09:14] <m0nk> ty
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#562 [09:24] <Plimmer> Hey.
#563 [09:25] <Plimmer> Can one of you people direct me to a place with information about getting minecraft running better over the internet?
#564 [09:25] <Plimmer> Me and 3 friends have some problem running it.
#565 [09:25] <nictuku> Plimmer, what problem exactly? please describe it
#566 [09:25] <Plimmer> The server is on a 60/60mbit server with 4gigs of ram and we get reapperaring blocks all the time.
#567 [09:26] <Plimmer> Well, it just feels like we are out of sync all the time basicly.
#568 [09:27] <Plimmer> Pings between server and players are well below 50ms for us all.
#569 [09:28] <nictuku> are you client computers fast enough?
#570 [09:28] <Plimmer> Well, my pc is a qx9770 clocked at 3,8ghz with a gtx 460 gfx card with 4 gigs of ram.
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#580 [10:28] <Joy> any one speaking Swedish?
#581 [10:29] <Joy> hello
#582 [10:29] <_303> hi
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#584 [10:30] <Joy> are this the place were people can get help to get minecraft working?
#585 [10:30] <Joy> *is this the place**
#586 [10:30] <_303> yes
#587 [10:31] <Joy> okey.. does anyone speak Swedish here and is it allowe?
#588 [10:31] <Joy> allowed**
#589 [10:33] <Joy> I have an "ati radeon HD 3200" graphic card on my laptop and I don't think it supports OpenGL.. Does Minecraft require OpenGL?
#590 [10:34] <_303> yes it does require it
#591 [10:34] <_303> o_O odd that a card wouldn't support opengl
#592 [10:35] <Joy> I'm not very good at computers or English ;-)..
#593 [10:35] <Joy> How can I check if I can install OpenGL on my computor?
#594 [10:37] <xolotl> Joy: Your card supports OpenGL; it's something built in to basically every graphics card
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#596 [10:38] <xolotl> Joy: The only thing that you would need to install is the correct graphics drivers, which you probably already have, though you could check http://www.amd.com/ and download the most recent ones, to be sure.
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#598 [10:38] <xolotl> (there's a "find a driver" link in the header, to the right, though amd.com looks like it might be undergoing some maintenance at the moment)
#599 [10:39] <Shaden> any one know anything about skins?
#600 [10:39] <Joy> I'll look at it.. hold your thumbs ;-)
#601 [10:39] <xolotl> Now whether or not the 3D support is *good* enough to run Minecraft might be another question
#602 [10:39] <Mudkiiipz> Hey does anyone know why minecraft might not be able to play online unless im in the browser?
#603 [10:39] <Joy> humm.. so minecraft have "big" requirements?
#604 [10:40] <xolotl> Shaden: Ask your specific question, rather than something vague like that
#605 [10:40] <xolotl> Joy: It's "heavier" than you might think, and currently not very well optimized.
#606 [10:40] <xolotl> Joy: The upcoming 1.5 release might have some stuff in it to help the game run better on lower-powered computers
#607 [10:40] <OODavo> Mudkiiipz: Could be your firewall configuration?
#608 [10:41] <xolotl> Joy: When dealing with a laptop, though, many integrated graphics chips on laptops tend to be very underpowered for 3D, though.
#609 [10:41] <xolotl> Mudkiiipz: Beta or Classic?
#610 [10:41] <Mudkiiipz> Beta
#611 [10:41] <Shaden> ok, i made a skin for my char useing paint.net and a skin editor but i cant load the skin to my online profile, i have bought the game as well, if that makes any diffrence.
#612 [10:41] <Mudkiiipz> and im not sure about my firewalls
#613 [10:41] <OODavo> Shaden: Do you get an error message
#614 [10:41] <OODavo> ?
#615 [10:42] <Shaden> no i hit upload and nothing happens
#616 [10:42] <xolotl> Shaden: Right now the web interface for uploading your skin doesn't actually show your skin properly
#617 [10:42] <xolotl> Shaden: You'd have to check in-game to see the skin you uploaded
#618 [10:42] <Joy> Yeah I noticed my laptop isn't as good as I tough it would be when I read about it..
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#620 [10:42] <xolotl> (like, go to the inventory screen)
#621 [10:42] <OODavo> Or into third-person.
#622 [10:42] <xolotl> Yeah, that too. :)
#623 [10:42] <Shaden> for online play
#624 [10:42] <Shaden> ?
#625 [10:42] <DanTheMan> sorry i accidentally disconnected if someone answered my question and I dont know why my name changed
#626 [10:43] <xolotl> Shaden: I think it downloads the skin when you're in singleplayer too
#627 [10:43] <OODavo> It does, yes.
#628 [10:43] <Shaden> i have it in single but it not saying if i have it online
#629 [10:43] <xolotl> Shaden: If it's showing up in SSP, it will show up in SMP
#630 [10:44] <OODavo> The skins are loaded the same way in both modes, so it'll work fine.
#631 [10:44] <Shaden> even if i changed the skin by replaceing the origonal skin under the minecraft jar file?
#632 [10:45] <OODavo> If you do it that way, it will *not* show up in multiplayer since it's not on the main server.
#633 [10:45] <OODavo> So don't do it that way.
#634 [10:45] <xolotl> Shaden: Yeah, don't replace stuff in the jar file
#635 [10:46] <OODavo> Is it even necessary to do that for *anything* now?
#636 [10:46] <xolotl> Shaden: Just upload via the web interface. It's annoying that they haven't fixed the website to actually show your skin yet, but it does work.
#637 [10:46] <xolotl> OODavo: Well, mods, yes.
#638 [10:46] <Shaden> so i'm going to need to change the skin back to normal in the jar file and then try reuploading to online?
#639 [10:46] <xolotl> OODavo: And higher-resolution texture packs often need to be patched in still.
#640 [10:46] <OODavo> Oh, right.
#641 [10:46] <OODavo> Although there are modloaders and things to avoid doing it manually.
#642 [10:46] <xolotl> OODavo: Yeah
#643 [10:47] <OODavo> Bring on the modding API!
#644 [10:47] <xolotl> Shaden: It probably isn't going to *hurt* anything that you changed the skin in your jar file
#645 [10:47] <xolotl> Shaden: Though it likewise wouldn't hurt to swap in the unmodified version.
#646 [10:47] <Shaden> ok thanks for the info/advice xolotl and OOdavo
#647 [10:47] <xolotl> Shaden: And again, if your skin was showing up in-game in SSP, then you wouldn't need to re-upload. It's already uploaded properly
#648 [10:47] <Shaden> :)
#649 [10:47] <xolotl> Not that it would HURT anything to re-upload, of course. Just unnecessary.
#650 [10:47] <Shaden> ok
#651 [10:48] <Shaden> thanks guys
#652 [10:48] <Shaden> cya
#653 [10:48] <OODavo> :)
#654 [10:48] * xolotl waves
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#655 [10:50] <m0nk2> how do i save world on miltiplayer?
#656 [10:51] <xolotl> m0nk: You mean, save the world on your local disk? There's no built-in way to do so
#657 [10:51] <xolotl> Ask the server admin for a copy of the world dir
#658 [10:51] <m0nk> iƦm the admin
#659 [10:51] <xolotl> Oh, so what exactly do you want to do? Just make a backup?
#660 [10:51] <m0nk> yes
#661 [10:51] <m0nk> to start new custom map
#662 [10:51] <xolotl> Oh
#663 [10:52] <OODavo> In your server console, run the commands:
#664 [10:52] <xolotl> So shutdown the server, move the "world" directory to some other directory, and then re-start the server (the "world" dir would get recreated)
#665 [10:52] <OODavo> save-off
#666 [10:52] <OODavo> save-all
#667 [10:52] <OODavo> stop
#668 [10:52] <OODavo> Then move the world dir, yeah.
#669 [10:52] <xolotl> There's no need to bother with the save-* commands; doing a "stop" will automatically save everything before quitting
#670 [10:53] <OODavo> Oh, right. Whoops. :P
#671 [10:53] <xolotl> Those are useful if you want to make sure of integrity while doing backups while a server is running, of course.
#672 [10:53] <OODavo> Yep.
#673 [10:53] <m0nk> where's the world directoru
#674 [10:53] <xolotl> m0nk: In the same dir as server.properties
#675 [10:53] <m0nk> on my desktop.
#676 [10:53] <m0nk> ..
#677 [10:53] <xolotl> m0nk: Search your HD for level.dat; you'll find it.
#678 [10:54] <m0nk> so i move the "new_world" to a different dir? then restart server?
#679 [10:54] <xolotl> m0nk: Did you have "level-name=new_world" in your server.properties?
#680 [10:54] <m0nk> yes
#681 [10:54] <m0nk> although i changed it to minecraftia
#682 [10:55] <xolotl> Well actually that brings up another point; you could just stop the server, change level-name to something else, and then restart
#683 [10:55] <xolotl> It'd create a new world in the directory name you specify in there
#684 [10:55] <m0nk> ncie
#685 [10:55] <m0nk> ty
#686 [10:55] <xolotl> np
#687 [10:55] <m0nk> it worked. its creating new spawn point
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#689 [10:58] <xolotl> m0nk: Enjoy!
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#692 [11:01] <m0nk> somehow mc is better than wow. more pixels maybe? or is wow a rip of off wow?
#693 [11:01] <m0nk> wow a rip off of mc
#694 [11:01] <Mello4210> Hello :) Um, can someone possibly help me with some multiplayer server connectivity issues? (Sorry to just bust in like that.)
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#696 [11:02] <OODavo> Mello4210: Which issues in particular?
#697 [11:03] <Mello4210> I was trying to connect to a friends multiplayer server and I am -positive- that I used the correct IPA. Once I hit enter it would act like it was working for a second, and then it would say, Connection Failed Connection Timed Out: Connect
#698 [11:04] <OODavo> Hmm. What's the IP?
#699 [11:04] <xolotl> Mello4210: Probably his port forwarding isn't set up properly
#700 [11:05] <Mello4210> Oh okay. See the other guy is a bit more savvy with all this stuff. I'm honestly just thinking about setting my own server up and making THEM come to ME. Haha :) But my biggest question was if it was something that was an issue on my end. However my other friend was able to connect to the same server as I was trying to. >>
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#702 [11:09] <Mello4210> So now that that's resolved, is downloading the port-forwarding deals space-consuming?? I can put in the brainpower but I'm not quite sure if the computer is up to it. :)
#703 [11:09] <xolotl> Mello4210: You don't have to download anything to port-forward
#704 [11:09] <xolotl> Mello4210: It's just configuration on your router/modem
#705 [11:10] <xolotl> Mello4210: http://portforward.com/ has instructions for many devices
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#707 [11:14] <Mello4210> Whoops sorry for the timing, and sweet.
#708 [11:17] <Mello4210> So I don't necessarily have to figure out the whole port forwarding deal if I want to create a multiplayer server??
#709 [11:18] <Mello4210> I'm kind of frustrated though because I have no idea how to update this version. >< My brother set it up on the other computer, but all I know was that it was a different launch screen with a force update checkbox on it
#710 [11:18] <OODavo> If you want to create a server and have other people connect to it, you *will* need to set up port forwarding.
#711 [11:19] <OODavo> Sounds like you have the old version of the launcher installed. Downloading the latest launcher from minecraft.net/download.jsp should fix that issue.
#712 [11:19] <Mello4210> 00Davo: Oh. :c I'll just go through the tutorial. I as just afraid for the actual space it would take up. I thought I had to download something. And sweet, I'll go fix it then. :)
#713 [11:23] <Mello4210> Okay, so that didn't fix it, actually. I'll just have my brother do whatever he did earlier.
#714 [11:24] <Mello4210> Thanks for the help! :)
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#716 [11:24] <OODavo> You're wel- oh.
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#721 [11:45] <ViralNihility> Anyone familiar with MyMcAdmin?
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#727 [11:50] <OliPicard> Hi
#728 [11:50] <OliPicard> I was wondering where i can get minecraft skins now the skindex is dead.
#729 [11:50] <OliPicard> it seems someone has purchased the site for the URL only...
#730 [11:50] <OliPicard> <.<
#731 [11:51] <ViralNihility> Google?
#732 [11:51] <OliPicard> tried google but top result is skindex still...
#733 [11:52] <ViralNihility> I don't see what being the top result has to do with anything, but you can try minecraftskins.info
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#735 [11:54] <Morrolan> OliPicard: Just google for minecraft skins, there are tons of site having a skin sections. (minecraftforum.net , planetminecraft.com , mcxc.net , minecraftwb.com)
#736 [11:54] <OliPicard> Thanks
#737 [11:56] <ViralNihility> Morrolan, are you familiar with MyMcAdmin by any chance?
#738 [11:57] <Morrolan> ViralNihility: Nope, sorry.
#739 [11:57] <Morrolan> You might want to try your luck in #mcmyadmin
#740 [11:59] <ViralNihility> Not a single person in there. T_T
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#742 [12:00] <luckz> you kids and your crazy admin tools
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#744 [12:04] <Morrolan> ViralNihility: Euhm, there seem to be plenty of people in that channel. Or do you mean that they're all afk?
#745 [12:06] <ViralNihility> Oh, herp. I did mymcadmin
#746 [12:06] <Morrolan> Hehe :D
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#753 [12:51] <bread> Scotty doesn't know.
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#756 [13:04] <m0nk> can i make tables?
#757 [13:05] <m0nk> i tried using a fence pole and a pressure plate but they wouldnt connect
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#763 [13:21] <mib_d1v7dp> hi can anyone help me with a beta server problem
#764 [13:23] <mib_d1v7dp> i am trying to host a server using hamachi and i need to open the server propertys to make the ip but when i downlaod it it i cant find it
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#768 [13:34] <AJHunter> I can't here any sounds or music in-game. My volume is not muted, and in the options, music and sound are both at 100%. I've re-installed several times. please hapl?
#769 [13:34] <AJHunter> *help*
#770 [13:37] <AJHunter> oh, this is on servers, and in SSP.
#771 [13:38] <Juze> Set it in your OS?
#772 [13:38] <Juze> WinXP, Vista, 7? Linux?
#773 [13:38] <Juze> Cable connected?
#774 [13:39] <AJHunter> Win 7, no cables to connect for sound, as the speakers are crappy and built-in
#775 [13:39] <Juze> Speakers still working? :P
#776 [13:40] <Juze> Check your volume from Win7
#777 [13:40] <Juze> It can be customized for every program, including Java
#778 [13:40] <Juze> Could be muted for Java
#779 [13:40] <Juze> Have you tried setting volume ingame to other than 100 and saved?
#780 [13:40] <VoxelHead> let me consult a fortune cookie
#781 [13:41] <AJHunter> how would I set it to mute java?
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#784 [13:46] <mib_pj8vla> i need help
#785 [13:46] <mib_pj8vla> anyone?
#786 [13:46] <mib_pj8vla> i downloaded minecraft and it says fatal error 4
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#789 [13:48] <Rui_rui> !check
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#791 [13:51] <AJHunter1> sorry... googling... did I miss an answer or anything important?
#792 [13:51] <Trae> I'm trying to use Permissions.jar to allow people to teleport. http://pastebin.com/YcTwC1iJ bukkit 677 with Permissions.jar / WorldGuard and WorldEdit are installed. I've taken myself out of ops.txt and I can't teleport either.
#793 [13:52] <Morrolan> Trae: Might want to try your luck in #permissions
#794 [13:52] <Trae> ok, thanks
#795 [13:59] <AJHunter1> eh. I'l try again later.
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#798 [14:16] <groony> Hallo all
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#800 [14:16] <Morrolan> Hey groony
#801 [14:16] <groony> somebody here who can help me with a redstone cabel problem?
#802 [14:18] <groony> the problem is that my redstone flames are always on and im not able to turn them off not with a button or a pressure plate
#803 [14:18] <groony> torche not flame, sorry
#804 [14:19] <Trae> Am I doing it wrong? Are any of these plugins incompatible with each other? http://pastebin.com/d2QeYsEb
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#806 [14:21] <Morrolan> Groony: Could you make a screenshot of your setup?
#807 [14:22] <Morrolan> Generally you can follow this rule: A torch placed on the side of a block can be turned of by placing a powered wire facing that block.
#808 [14:22] <Morrolan> A wire being on the same height as a torch is not able to disable it.
#809 [14:22] <groony> Morrolan: which setup do you mean?
#810 [14:23] <groony> When i place a single torch it's still on shouldn't it be off?
#811 [14:24] <Morrolan> Nope, a redstone torch on it's own is a power source, meaning it is on.
#812 [14:25] <groony> ah
#813 [14:25] <groony> that was the fault
#814 [14:25] <groony> thanks for help
#815 [14:25] <Morrolan> You're welcome. :)
#816 [14:26] <Morrolan> For further informations you can also check out this wiki article: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Redstone_circuits
#817 [14:29] <groony> that looks very good, thx
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#825 [14:43] <Etherict> Hello
#826 [14:44] <Etherict> Have a friend who's having issues, he's on Ubuntu distro Linux, he tries to log in, just after typing in his log-in and password, hitting log in, it gives him a black screen
#827 [14:44] <Etherict> He's tried clearing his temp. internet files, forcing update, and re-installing Minecraft
#828 [14:44] <Etherict> Any ideas?
#829 [14:44] <_303> could you tell him to run minecraft from the command line?
#830 [14:45] <_303> so minecraft will print out the cause of the black screen
#831 [14:45] <Etherict> He's working on a possible solution he found
#832 [14:45] <Etherict> If that doesn't fix it, he will
#833 [14:46] <jpcosta> Etherict: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/bwod_black_window_of_death
#834 [14:46] <jpcosta> maybe this will help
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#836 [14:47] <Etherict> Forwarded it to him, thank you
#837 [14:47] <Etherict> Seeing if he has IRC, so he can get in here himself, be much easier that way
#838 [14:47] <Etherict> Rather, an IRC client
#839 [14:47] <Etherict> On Ubuntu, he should, I would think
#840 [14:48] <_303> $ sudo apt-get install xchat
#841 [14:48] <bread> irssi ftw
#842 [14:48] <_303> that too
#843 [14:48] <yeSu> hello, i have an problem :s my world disapeard but i have the backup files from \Application Data\.minecraft\saves\ and when place it at \saves the game seems cant find it, any clue how to fix?
#844 [14:48] <fizyplankton> bread: im on irssi
#845 [14:48] <bread> \o/
#846 [14:49] <fizyplankton> woo ur on linux too!!!
#847 [14:49] <VoxelHead> doo dee doo dedo deee do
#848 [14:49] <bread> irssi on windows = poop
#849 [14:49] <fizyplankton> VOX IM AM GOING TO SLIT YOUR ROBOTIC THROAT IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE RANADOM ASS COMMENT LIKE THAT
#850 [14:49] <VoxelHead> RANADOM ass-COMMENT
#851 [14:50] * fizyplankton gets the knife
#851 [14:50] <fogWraith> anything <> vb(net)windows != good
#852 [14:50] <bread> vox, fire everything at fizyplankton
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#854 [14:50] * VoxelHead swoops in on fizyplankton, decloaking on the way...
#854 [14:50] * VoxelHead fires the Universe Gun(tm) at fizyplankton
#854 [14:50] * VoxelHead recloaks
#854 [14:50] <bread> :>
#855 [14:50] <Morrolan> XD
#856 [14:50] <VoxelHead> ;)
#857 [14:50] <Morrolan> Unless that bot is remote controlled right now it's awesome. :D
#858 [14:51] <bread> vox, are you a bot?
#859 [14:51] <Mercers> ok, so can you set up a lan server with MCLawl
#860 [14:51] <VoxelHead> yes
#861 [14:51] <VoxelHead> wait! i mean no
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#863 [14:51] <bread> :D
#864 [14:51] <yeSu> <yeSu> hello, i have an problem :s my world disapeard but i have the backup files from \Application Data\.minecraft\saves\ and when place it at \saves the game seems cant find it, any clue how to fix?
#865 [14:51] <Morzan> How much USD is minecraft?
#866 [14:51] <yeSu> anyone?
#867 [14:51] * fizyplankton puts vox in a pool of gasoline, light it on fire, quickly extenguishes the flame so the oly injury is loss of skin, then throws a bucket of germx on vox
#867 [14:51] <Mercers> painful...
#868 [14:52] <Mercers> but really, do you actually get help here?
#869 [14:52] <yeSu> guess not
#870 [14:52] <VoxelHead> guess not... got
#871 [14:52] <Mercers> echooooooo
#872 [14:52] <Morrolan> Morzan: About 22$ I guess.
#873 [14:52] <fizyplankton> Mercers: who cares? ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT
#874 [14:52] <Morrolan> But seriously, aren't you able to google for "euro usd converter"?
#875 [14:53] <Morzan> 2 lazy
#876 [14:53] * Morrolan rages
#876 [14:53] * fizyplankton gives Morrolan a chill pill
#876 [14:53] <Morrolan> Thanks. :)
#877 [14:53] <fizyplankton> any time
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#879 [14:54] <Wizy> ive got a question , glowstone is found only in nether ? want to get miner in industrial m
#880 [14:54] <Morrolan> yeSu: Download MCEdit, open it in MCEdit and save it again, might fix it.
#881 [14:54] <Morrolan> Wizy: Yes.
#882 [14:54] <Wizy> damn
#883 [14:55] <jpcosta> Morzan: google this: 14.95 eur in usd
#884 [14:56] <Morrolan> Hey, seems my approximation was rather accurate. :D
#885 [14:56] <jpcosta> :>
#886 [14:57] <VoxelHead> -_-
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#888 [14:58] <fizyplankton> vox, die
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#890 [14:59] <bread> Morzan: http://xe.com
#891 [14:59] <bread> lern2use it bro
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#893 [15:00] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go =(
#894 [15:01] <Netu> What would be the easiest way, on two Debian systems that are not physically connected, to transfer data between them? I want to move my map, etc., from my old paid-for VPS to a friend's computer who will be hosting the map for just me and him. Is this possible?
#895 [15:01] <VoxelHead> Netu: him and me.
#896 [15:01] <bread> dropbox?
#897 [15:02] <Bully006> I don't get it MY computer (witch is On it's last legs mind you) can run it, but is so laggy that it crash's, but My mom's computer cant even load it why is that?
#898 [15:02] <Morrolan> Bully: Could be caused by everything which is different between those two PC's
#899 [15:02] <Netu> Pardon me, VoxelHead?
#900 [15:03] <VoxelHead> i might know
#901 [15:03] <Morrolan> Netu: He's a bot. :D
#902 [15:03] <Netu> Oh, haha!
#903 [15:03] <Netu> He corrected my grammar?! Intense.
#904 [15:03] <Bully006> VoxelHead?
#905 [15:03] <fizyplankton> Netu: xov is the mosst annoting bot ever designed. learn to ate him
#906 [15:03] <VoxelHead> i'll consider that
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#908 [15:03] * bread hugs vox
#908 [15:03] <Morrolan> I love him. :D
#909 [15:03] <fizyplankton> vox*
#910 [15:03] <VoxelHead> *boing*
#911 [15:03] <bread> :>
#912 [15:03] <VoxelHead> =D
#913 [15:04] <fizyplankton> hate*
#914 [15:04] <Bully006> what might you know?
#915 [15:04] * bread eats vox
#915 [15:04] <VoxelHead> Merki.
#916 [15:04] <Morrolan> Merki?
#917 [15:04] <fizyplankton> wow
#918 [15:04] <fizyplankton> mispell merci much?
#919 [15:04] <Morrolan> I think so. :D
#920 [15:04] <Morrolan> Voxel: Put on your robe and wizard hat.
#921 [15:04] <fizyplankton> VOX, JE VAIS T'EGOURGER
#922 [15:05] <Krihelion> !paid krihelion
#923 [15:05] <fizyplankton> means im going to tear his throat out
#924 [15:05] <Krihelion> thats not nice!
#925 [15:05] <fizyplankton> !paid
#926 [15:05] <fizyplankton> !paid fizyplankton
#927 [15:05] <fizyplankton> good bot
#928 [15:05] <bluejello> !paid voxelhead
#929 [15:05] <fizyplankton> VOX, YOU COULD TAKE A PAGE FROM AUBOT
#930 [15:05] <Bully006> So Vox why is it not working?
#931 [15:05] <Krihelion> REPORTED
#932 [15:06] <fizyplankton> !paid notch
#933 [15:06] <Morrolan> Bully: He is still a bot. ;)
#934 [15:06] <Etherict> !paid AuBot
#935 [15:06] <bread> Lies. Notch pirated minecraft.
#936 [15:06] <Krihelion> !paid gr
#937 [15:06] <Krihelion> o
#938 [15:06] <fizyplankton> !paid i
#939 [15:06] <Etherict> AuBot is hypocritical
#940 [15:06] <Bully006> Je ne pense pas qu'il est un Bot
#941 [15:06] <bluejello> you did it wrong
#942 [15:06] <bluejello> !paid I
#943 [15:06] <fizyplankton> Bully006: oui, il est un bot\
#944 [15:07] <bluejello> there, correct captializationilizim
#945 [15:07] <fizyplankton> SPELL DAMMIT
#946 [15:07] <fizyplankton> this SO beats doing homework any day
#947 [15:07] * bluejello eates voxel
#947 [15:07] <VoxelHead> i do love a good eatesing
#948 [15:08] <bread> lol
#949 [15:08] <bread> derp
#950 [15:08] <Bully006> Comment peut-Vox un Bot?
#951 [15:08] <bluejello> voxel what is 2+2
#952 [15:08] <VoxelHead> bluejello: that's 4
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#954 [15:09] <Etherict> Fix'd! Thank you all for your help
#955 [15:09] <fizyplankton> Bully006: il peut etre un bot parce que son desinger avait trop de fois dans les mains
#956 [15:09] <bluejello> time to get a complex question ready...
#957 [15:09] <Bully006> Voxel ce qui est 42 fois 3 divisƩ 7?
#958 [15:09] <Zemedelphos> Oh
#959 [15:09] <VoxelHead> death comes to those who wait
#960 [15:09] <fizyplankton> nice answer vox
#961 [15:09] <Zemedelphos> Voxel what is the square root of 69
#962 [15:09] <bluejello> voxel what is the sine of 90?
#963 [15:10] <VoxelHead> Coffee!
#964 [15:10] <fizyplankton> sqrt(69) equals a good time
#965 [15:10] <bluejello> yea, that did not work
#966 [15:10] <Zemedelphos> :(
#967 [15:10] <Bully006> Voxel quel est le sens de la vie
#968 [15:10] <Zemedelphos> Voxel Y U NO DO SQUARE ROOT?
#969 [15:10] <VoxelHead> lemmie go look that up
#970 [15:10] * bluejello pokes voxel
#970 [15:10] <VoxelHead> ow hey! that was my most important ear :<
#971 [15:10] * fizyplankton stabs voxel
#971 [15:10] <VoxelHead> uNf
#972 [15:11] <Zemedelphos> Voxel is cool
#973 [15:11] <Zemedelphos> AuBot is cooler
#974 [15:11] <Bully006> Voxel Pourquoi le dƩpistage Minecraft noir?
#975 [15:11] <fizyplankton> Zemedelphos: you mispelled asshole wrong
#976 [15:11] <bluejello> sorry voxel, did not mean to hit your ear.
#977 [15:11] <VoxelHead> About half-past three, I think.
#978 [15:11] <VoxelHead> Humph bluejello.
#979 [15:11] <Zemedelphos> I never typed asshole. So I couldn't have mispelled it wrong.
#980 [15:11] <fizyplankton> you said he wascool
#981 [15:12] <fizyplankton> you meant an asshole
#982 [15:12] <Zemedelphos> I said it is cool.
#983 [15:12] <Bully006> Con
#984 [15:12] <Zemedelphos> I meant it is cool.
#985 [15:12] <Zemedelphos> But AuBot is cooler.
#986 [15:12] <fizyplankton> mmmhmmmm
#987 [15:12] <fizyplankton> aubot is awesome
#988 [15:12] <bluejello> voxel what is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything
#989 [15:12] <Zemedelphos> AuBot what's the square root of 80
#990 [15:12] <Bully006> Aubot n'a rien de plus Voxel
#991 [15:12] <Zemedelphos> AuBot you just lost like 20 cool points.
#992 [15:12] <bread> vox, what is love?
#993 [15:12] <bluejello> voxel not responding
#994 [15:12] <VoxelHead> A zombie.
#995 [15:12] <fizyplankton> the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is wither 42 or 69, depepnding ov how you look at it
#996 [15:13] <fizyplankton> eihter*
#997 [15:13] <fizyplankton> whatever
#998 [15:13] <Bully006> Ideots
#999 [15:13] <Bully006> Assholes
#1000 [15:13] <bluejello> idea or idiot?
#1001 [15:13] <fizyplankton> ironic
#1002 [15:14] <bluejello> voxel what am I?
#1003 [15:14] <VoxelHead> A processor.
#1004 [15:14] <Bully006> Sigh i really need to stop speaking in French i can't even understand what i am saying lol
#1005 [15:14] <fizyplankton> Bully006: you arent the only one
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#1007 [15:14] <bluejello> I guess that is correct, we process information
#1008 [15:14] <mnjiman> Hey hey
#1009 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Hey hey... Hey.
#1010 [15:14] <fizyplankton> Bully006: i mean who cant under stand you
#1011 [15:14] <mnjiman> hoho
#1012 [15:14] <mnjiman> minecraft will not let me update my skin
#1013 [15:14] <bluejello> is it a .png immage?
#1014 [15:14] <bluejello> image*
#1015 [15:15] <mnjiman> yes
#1016 [15:15] <Bully006> Fizy ŠæŠ¾ŃˆŠµŠ» Š½Š° хуŠ¹
#1017 [15:15] <bluejello> what is the error?
#1018 [15:15] <mnjiman> this is the process that occurs
#1019 [15:15] <mnjiman> i select a file from the "Choose File" option
#1020 [15:15] <Bully006> O mejor aĆŗn te jodan
#1021 [15:15] <fizyplankton> Bully006: jvsdhidsfuiewfiewufsw
#1022 [15:16] <mnjiman> i pick my .png file (64x32)
#1023 [15:16] <mnjiman> i than select upload
#1024 [15:16] <mnjiman> it does not upload
#1025 [15:16] <mnjiman> no error
#1026 [15:16] <mnjiman> page refreshes a little and the skin isnt updated
#1027 [15:16] <bluejello> have you tried going into a map to see if it has changed?
#1028 [15:16] <VoxelHead> a shrub
#1029 [15:16] <Bully006> ok last time i do that it really Screws with my English
#1030 [15:17] <bluejello> the skin preview is not working from what I have seen recently
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#1032 [15:17] <mnjiman> bluejello, erm, ah,*looks*
#1033 [15:18] <bluejello> yea?
#1034 [15:18] <mnjiman> thank you bluejello :(
#1035 [15:18] <bluejello> you are welcome
#1036 [15:18] <bluejello> that was the problem I assume.
#1037 [15:18] <bread> vox, courtmartial bluejello
#1038 [15:18] <mnjiman> yes, i just fail thank you
#1039 [15:18] * VoxelHead throws bluejello in the brig to await charges
#1039 [15:19] <bluejello> hey voxel that is not nice to do to me
#1040 [15:19] <bluejello> have I ever thrown you voxel?
#1041 [15:19] <VoxelHead> maybe
#1042 [15:19] * fizyplankton throws vox in a volcano with fireproof pirannah fishies
#1042 [15:19] <VoxelHead> bluejello, you are charged with setting fire to Tasha Yar, and exploding the Crystalline Entity(tm)
#1043 [15:19] <VoxelHead> You have been found innocent, have a nice day.
#1044 [15:19] <VoxelHead> what
#1045 [15:20] <bluejello> how did I get charged for doing that?
#1046 [15:20] <fizyplankton> you heard what i said vox
#1047 [15:20] <fizyplankton> vox dont pretend to be a dumb ass
#1048 [15:20] <fizyplankton> b/c vox, the whole jury knows your a dumbass
#1049 [15:21] <bluejello> voxel you there?
#1050 [15:21] <VoxelHead> Wish.
#1051 [15:21] <fizyplankton> awesome
#1052 [15:21] <fizyplankton> DAMN
#1053 [15:21] <bluejello> ok, I wish for a CAKE
#1054 [15:21] <fizyplankton> MERDRE
#1055 [15:21] <bluejello> I want a cake voxel
#1056 [15:21] <fizyplankton> MERDRE MERDRE MERDRE
#1057 [15:22] <fizyplankton> teh cake is a lie
#1058 [15:22] <bluejello> now it is, I ate it
#1059 [15:22] <bluejello> it was good.
#1060 [15:22] <fizyplankton> acually, the cake is fake. the pie is a lie
#1061 [15:22] * bluejello runs around
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#1062 [15:22] <mib_3ga1nt> hi
#1063 [15:22] * bluejello runs into voxelhead and falls over
#1063 [15:23] * VoxelHead runs bluejello
#1063 [15:23] <fizyplankton> speaking of pie, 3.14 on a piece of paper and look in hte mirror
#1064 [15:23] <fizyplankton> write 3.14*
#1065 [15:23] <bluejello> no, pie is 3.141592653589.....
#1066 [15:23] <mib_3ga1nt> can anyone buy me minecraft
#1067 [15:23] <bread> LOL
#1068 [15:23] <fizyplankton> 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 bitch
#1069 [15:23] <bluejello> voxelhead can you?
#1070 [15:23] <VoxelHead> never!FOOLS! i am VoxelHead!
#1071 [15:24] <bread> no bro, no one will buy you minecraft. Get a job or something.
#1072 [15:24] <bluejello> guess not.
#1073 [15:24] * bluejello trips voxelhead
#1073 [15:24] * VoxelHead . o O ( ? )
#1073 [15:24] <mib_3ga1nt> have anyone gift codes that he can give me ?
#1074 [15:25] <VoxelHead> I might answer, one day.
#1075 [15:25] <mib_3ga1nt> i pay for that
#1076 [15:25] <bluejello> if you can pay for a gift card, why not buy the game?
#1077 [15:25] <bluejello> er, gift code*
#1078 [15:25] <mib_3ga1nt> my parents say no
#1079 [15:25] <Krihelion> that doesnt make any sense
#1080 [15:26] <Krihelion> but k
#1081 [15:26] <bread> lol
#1082 [15:27] <mib_3ga1nt> is anyone from germany
#1083 [15:27] <mib_3ga1nt> ?
#1084 [15:27] * bluejello gives voxelhead a cookie
#1084 [15:27] <VoxelHead> just what i've always wanted =]
#1085 [15:27] <bluejello> np
#1086 [15:27] <bread> NEIN
#1087 [15:27] <bluejello> I am not from Germany
#1088 [15:28] * bluejello kicks voxelhead in the foot
#1088 [15:28] <VoxelHead> arrrrgh my ring finger! now i only have 28388 left
#1089 [15:28] <VoxelHead> look, here in this warehouse but what would I know
#1090 [15:28] <peru__> i love VoxelHead
#1091 [15:28] <VoxelHead> awww *giggle*
#1092 [15:28] <bluejello> I must have bad aim...
#1093 [15:28] <bread> lol
#1094 [15:29] <bluejello> voxelhead what are you?
#1095 [15:29] <VoxelHead> a creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating
#1096 [15:29] <bluejello> no, now what you thin you are voxelhead, what are you?
#1097 [15:29] <bluejello> nothing?
#1098 [15:30] <bluejello> I guess so.
#1099 [15:30] <fogWraith> VoxelHead: great being of panting and sweating bone, why are you?
#1100 [15:30] <VoxelHead> what do you think this is? Who Wants to be a Millionaire
#1101 [15:31] <bluejello> voxelhead yes, yes I did
#1102 [15:31] <fogWraith> VoxelHead: In matter of fact, yes, yes I did think this is "who wants to be a millionare"
#1103 [15:31] <Morrolan> Whose bot is VoxelHead actually? Xales'?
#1104 [15:31] <bluejello> I just said that.
#1105 [15:31] <bluejello> I think so.
#1106 [15:32] <bluejello> voxelhead who is you're ownder?
#1107 [15:32] <bluejello> owner*
#1108 [15:32] <VoxelHead> the Kazon
#1109 [15:32] <fogWraith> The Calzone, VoxelHead ?
#1110 [15:32] <VoxelHead> perhaps
#1111 [15:32] <fogWraith> Are you certain or not, VoxelHead ?
#1112 [15:33] <VoxelHead> yes and i wont stop till my kidney wears out!
#1113 [15:33] <fogWraith> Here, have some whiskey, VoxelHead
#1114 [15:33] * bluejello steals the whiskey from voxelheasd
#1114 [15:33] <VoxelHead> i do love a good stealsing
#1115 [15:33] <bluejello> voxelhead*
#1116 [15:33] <fogWraith> lols
#1117 [15:34] <bluejello> here voxelhead, have it back
#1118 [15:34] * bluejello gives voxelhead the whiskey back
#1118 [15:34] <VoxelHead> Ooh! =)
#1119 [15:35] * bluejello throws cheese at VoxelHead
#1119 [15:35] * VoxelHead throws bluejello
#1119 [15:35] <bluejello> I may be becoming more random the more times I am thorown...
#1120 [15:35] * bluejello throws VoxelHead
#1120 [15:35] <VoxelHead> *spangle*
#1121 [15:36] <Morrolan> Haha, isn't there some sort of testchannel where you can try to understand each other? ;)
#1122 [15:36] <VoxelHead> he is part of the collective now
#1123 [15:37] <bluejello> I can try.
#1124 [15:37] <bluejello> it seems to not work.
#1125 [15:37] <Morrolan> Well, I don't mind, but it might look a bit chaotic if someone joins who needs help. ;)
#1126 [15:38] <bluejello> I will try to stop when someone looks for help
#1127 [15:39] * bluejello helps voxelhead
#1127 [15:39] <VoxelHead> Basically, i do love a good helpsing.
#1128 [15:39] <bluejello> I will stop for now.
#1129 [15:39] * Morrolan nods Voxelhead
#1129 [15:39] * VoxelHead passes it on to Shnaw
#1129 [15:40] <bluejello> what?
#1130 [15:40] <Morrolan> Oh, I just wanted to check wheter he responds to the same sentence with a different verb in the same way.
#1131 [15:41] * bluejello nods voxelhead
#1131 [15:41] <bluejello> let us find out
#1132 [15:41] * VoxelHead nods bluejello
#1132 [15:41] <bluejello> hmm, seems to be a random list of actions or something.
#1133 [15:41] <Morrolan> Ah well, I guess he's choosing randomly between a list of possible responses then.
#1134 [15:41] <Morrolan> Anyway, afk for a bit.
#1135 [15:42] <bluejello> ok
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#1139 [15:52] * neviklink noms on bluejello
#1139 [15:54] <Krihelion> Any one got a small population MC beta server that i could join?
#1140 [15:54] <TheNytangel> 64.34.163.12:25765
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#1142 [15:55] <Morrolan> ?? index
#1143 [15:55] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries
#1144 [15:56] <coz> could i get a few people to test the lag on my server? 82.73.169.16
#1145 [15:56] <bread> ??>> bread virus
#1146 [15:56] <bread> ??>> bread linux/dontdothis
#1147 [15:57] <bread> loool
#1148 [15:59] <bread> ??>> bread dontclick
#1149 [15:59] <bread> aww I thought it was gonna give me a link to not click
#1150 [15:59] <bread> :P
#1151 [15:59] <bluejello> ??>> 1k
#1152 [15:59] <bluejello> ??>> bluejello 1k
#1153 [16:00] <bluejello> I was told about 1k
#1154 [16:01] <bluejello> ??>> bluejello retro
#1155 [16:01] <bluejello> ??>> bluejello virus
#1156 [16:01] <bluejello> ??>> bluejello virus
#1157 [16:02] <bluejello> er. ops
#1158 [16:02] <bluejello> ??>> bluejello dontclick
#1159 [16:03] <bluejello> ANYWYAS
#1160 [16:03] <VoxelHead> ow my eyes :(
#1161 [16:04] <bluejello> I ASSUME THIS IS BECAUSE OF CAPITALS?
#1162 [16:04] <bluejello> or not.
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#1164 [16:07] <Morrolan> Coz: The lag was getting worse and worse, and in the end I just got stuck. :/
#1165 [16:07] <Morrolan> Anyway, cya
#1166 [16:08] <coz> at the end i teleported you to me, which probably didnt help
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#1174 [16:47] <Thoatt|Work> xales, you here? :)
#1175 [16:47] <bluejello> !paid Wildcatjonah
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#1177 [16:50] <SlashLife^m> !paid Notch
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#1179 [16:50] <SlashLife^m> :)
#1180 [16:50] <HK6> Hello.
#1181 [16:50] <VoxelHead> :o)
#1182 [16:50] <HK6> Could anybody please help me with my server?
#1183 [16:50] <SlashLife^m> You'd think he should have enough money.
#1184 [16:51] <bluejello> !paid notch
#1185 [16:51] <bluejello> I can try
#1186 [16:51] <bluejello> HK6
#1187 [16:52] <HK6> I keep getting overflow errors and the world is not loading for the people that join.
#1188 [16:52] <bluejello> hmm, any mods?
#1189 [16:52] <HK6> They keep getting end of stream.
#1190 [16:52] <HK6> No mods.
#1191 [16:52] <bluejello> and if so, can you list them?
#1192 [16:52] <HK6> Just a vanilla server.
#1193 [16:52] <bluejello> ok.
#1194 [16:53] <bluejello> I am not good with server help.
#1195 [16:53] <HK6> :(
#1196 [16:53] * VoxelHead gets out a board game for Hk6
#1196 [16:53] <HK6> I am sure you love me coming here asking for help @VoxelHead. :P
#1197 [16:54] * bluejello pokes voxelhead
#1197 [16:54] <VoxelHead> ow hey! that was my 2nd-to-last nail :O
#1198 [16:58] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#1199 [16:58] <Kealper> i suggest no one check if notch has paid again >.>
#1200 [16:58] <bluejello> why?
#1201 [16:58] <bluejello> notch paid, Notch has not.
#1202 [16:59] <Kealper> notch and Notch are the same, it probably just failed to connect to the website and defaulted to not paid
#1203 [17:00] <Kealper> hmm...
#1204 [17:01] <Kealper> i should make it say if it can't connect to the site
#1205 [17:01] <hmw> i was suggesting this alrady, Kealper lol
#1206 [17:01] * fogWraith connects Kealper to fogWraith's mom
#1206 [17:02] <fogWraith> 24/7 supportline
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#1209 [17:02] <Kealper> i read that in a totally different way......lulz would have been had if that is how you meant >.>
#1210 [17:02] <Te|2|2o|2> Hiya
#1211 [17:02] <Kealper> hi
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#1213 [17:03] <HK6> !paid notch
#1214 [17:03] * AuBot kicked HK6 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1215 [17:03] <Te|2|2o|2> Q
#1216 [17:03] <Te|2|2o|2> quick question
#1217 [17:03] <Te|2|2o|2> what is the point of the game besides building just wondering.
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#1219 [17:03] <fudge> hellom, can someone help me with my minecraft account?
#1220 [17:03] <Kealper> Te|2|2o|2: just....building...lol
#1221 [17:04] <Te|2|2o|2> hehe
#1222 [17:04] <Te|2|2o|2> =p
#1223 [17:04] <Kealper> fudge: what's wrong with it?
#1224 [17:04] <Te|2|2o|2> Well is there anyway to make the GFX better?
#1225 [17:04] <fudge> i purchased it off of ebay at an insanely low price, i’m still wondering if its legit
#1226 [17:04] <hmw> Te|2|2o|2: get MISA190 texture pack
#1227 [17:04] <peru__> !paid notch
#1228 [17:04] * AuBot kicked peru__ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
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#1230 [17:05] <Te|2|2o|2> Oh ok thx you
#1231 [17:05] <Kealper> fudge: where did you get it?
#1232 [17:05] <Te|2|2o|2> do you know where i can find that
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#1234 [17:05] <hmw> lol why not let them check for notch?
#1235 [17:05] <fudge> ebay.com
#1236 [17:05] <fudge> i’ll get the link
#1237 [17:05] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: you noob :P
#1238 [17:05] <fudge> 1 sec
#1239 [17:05] <ertyuiop99> lol
#1240 [17:05] <ertyuiop99> what, I didn't know you're on here
#1241 [17:05] <fudge> http://cgi.ebay.com/Minecraft-Premium-Accounts-CHEAPEST-/110675240178?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19c4c224f2
#1242 [17:05] <Kealper> Te|2|2o|2: have you tried turning down the graphics settings ingame?
#1243 [17:05] <fogWraith> I'm semi-on since I'm drunk
#1244 [17:06] <bluejello> to get better graphic options install glsl shader mod
#1245 [17:06] <Te|2|2o|2> im getting the MISA190 texture pack now
#1246 [17:06] <Te|2|2o|2> I just googled it
#1247 [17:06] <ertyuiop99> I don't actually have a problem, just seeing if I can help people
#1248 [17:06] <Kealper> fudge: that doesn't look legit
#1249 [17:06] <fudge> ;_;
#1250 [17:06] <fudge> what do i do at this point?
#1251 [17:06] <Kealper> you bought it?
#1252 [17:06] <fudge> yeah
#1253 [17:06] <Kealper> well, does it let you log in? lol
#1254 [17:06] <fudge> yeah it does lol
#1255 [17:06] <bluejello> what is the name?
#1256 [17:06] <Te|2|2o|2> once I download the MISA190 texture pack do I have to put it into a file or anything?
#1257 [17:06] <bluejello> !paid fudge
#1258 [17:06] <Kealper> nothing i guess, enjoy your cheap account then
#1259 [17:07] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: how can you help, you nub?! :D
#1260 [17:07] <fudge> muny30
#1261 [17:07] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: please unban me from the forums, I got banned by bass because my brother got banned and he didn't want him to get on my account and flame. But my brother deosn't have my pass
#1262 [17:07] <fudge> its muny30
#1263 [17:07] <fogWraith> wtf? brody has been being an ass?
#1264 [17:07] <bluejello> !paid muny30
#1265 [17:07] <ertyuiop99> Isn't brody always one?
#1266 [17:07] <bluejello> it seems like it was ligit, somehow.
#1267 [17:07] <fudge> lol
#1268 [17:07] <hmw> Te|2|2o|2: find instructions; you will have to patch your client in order to make hires-textures work. you could also downsize the image files, as i have done. it is not allowed to distribute changed/derived texturepacks from misa190 though
#1269 [17:07] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: he's a fat fuck, but who cares, lemme fix
#1270 [17:08] <peru__> !paid perunio
#1271 [17:08] <fogWraith> don't tell him though
#1272 [17:08] <Kealper> !disable
#1273 [17:08] <fudge> oh well, i’ll change the password and see what happens. if it gets reported then the account is obviously stolen
#1274 [17:08] <ertyuiop99> Yeah... he is
#1275 [17:09] <SlashLife^m> *sigh*
#1276 [17:11] <Thoatt> mmmk well...
#1277 [17:12] <ertyuiop99> *sigh* my mod doesn't work :(
#1278 [17:12] <Thoatt> I'll be back some other time... probably not on irssi :(
#1279 [17:13] <mitpatterson> grrr, the dogs/wolfs need a LOT of work, i just had one get stuck in a block of stone... i can understand the glass(getting stuck) as its treated as "air" in some aspects, but it shouldn't get stuck in stone and die
#1280 [17:14] <bluejello> how did he get stuck in stone...
#1281 [17:14] <mitpatterson> i was getting sorta stuck, so i had to push one of of the way, and he got stuck in the stone
#1282 [17:14] <ertyuiop99> Fog! My brother wants to talk to you!
#1283 [17:16] <SlashLife^m> nofog!
#1284 [17:16] <SlashLife^m> pepperoni pizza!
#1285 [17:16] <Kealper> eh?
#1286 [17:16] <SlashLife^m> AoE cheats. ;/
#1287 [17:16] <Kealper> was nofog a cheat?
#1288 [17:17] <SlashLife^m> Yup
#1289 [17:17] <mitpatterson> so yah, dogs need issues fixed, grr
#1290 [17:17] <bluejello> yes, in the second one right?
#1291 [17:17] <hmw> Te|2|2o|2: i just closed the window, while your last pm came in, so i missed it
#1292 [17:17] <Kealper> oh....guess i've been away from that game too long lol
#1293 [17:17] <SlashLife^m> removed the fog of war (regrowing shadow)
#1294 [17:17] <SlashLife^m> Nope, both are AoE1
#1295 [17:17] <bluejello> oh,
#1296 [17:17] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#1297 [17:17] <bluejello> marko or polo was the aoe2 one.
#1298 [17:18] <SlashLife^m> Darn. I think I've just admitted that I'm old.
#1299 [17:18] <Te|2|2o|2> its kool it was nothing important
#1300 [17:18] <Kealper> it's alright, i played that game too lol
#1301 [17:18] <hmw> don't worry, if you're not over 12, you're not old *smirks*
#1302 [17:18] <Kealper> it's just been like 10 years since i've played it :/
#1303 [17:18] <SlashLife^m> It's from 1996 IIRC
#1304 [17:19] <mitpatterson> what... you mean age of empire?
#1305 [17:19] <Kealper> yeah
#1306 [17:19] <mitpatterson> i've played aoe 2 and 3, granted, when i played aoe 2, i think it was pretty old at that point....
#1307 [17:19] <bluejello> or so I think.
#1308 [17:19] <SlashLife^m> And I was old enough for that game to make enough an impression that I remember cheats. O_o
#1309 [17:19] <bluejello> aoe 2 is the better one I think.
#1310 [17:19] <Kealper> i actually prefer AoE2, it has gates :/
#1311 [17:20] <Kealper> speaking of AoE2
#1312 [17:20] <SlashLife^m> I actually preser AoE1 + Rise of Rome
#1313 [17:20] <bluejello> aoe3 has gates, but aoe2 is nicer
#1314 [17:20] <Thoatt> I prefer RoN
#1315 [17:20] <Kealper> i found my disc the other day....install time!
#1316 [17:20] <Thoatt> :)
#1317 [17:20] <VoxelHead> =D
#1318 [17:20] <SlashLife^m> xD
#1319 [17:20] <bluejello> to get gates in aoe3 build a wall and click on it.
#1320 [17:20] <mitpatterson> i actually bout a set that had aoe 1 and i think aoe 2 and a bunch of expansions for like $10
#1321 [17:20] <mitpatterson> bought*
#1322 [17:21] <SlashLife^m> On the ingame chat so mentioned to watch Neverending Story again this evening.
#1323 [17:21] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: nubling
#1324 [17:21] <SlashLife^m> ... I've got that movie out myself just last week.
#1325 [17:21] <fogWraith> i find no changes in your account
#1326 [17:21] <fudge> how do i get bricks?
#1327 [17:21] <fudge> like wood, etc...
#1328 [17:21] <hmw> better read the book, SlashLife^m
#1329 [17:21] <Thoatt> clay + furnace
#1330 [17:21] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: I don't deserve to be banned, my brother does...
#1331 [17:21] <SlashLife^m> And now we're talking another 10 years before AoE1
#1332 [17:21] <ertyuiop99> fogWriath: Minecraft God
#1333 [17:21] <Kealper> that was a fast install
#1334 [17:21] * Kealper is off to play AoE2
#1334 [17:21] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: banned? :O
#1335 [17:21] <ertyuiop99> fogwraith*
#1336 [17:21] <SlashLife^m> hmw, it's actually work related. ;)
#1337 [17:22] <fogWraith> where?
#1338 [17:22] <hmw> oh... fascinating, how comes that?
#1339 [17:22] <ertyuiop99> forums
#1340 [17:22] <SlashLife^m> My company went broke and we were sitting directly next to the studios in Potsdam Babelsberg.
#1341 [17:22] <fogWraith> ertyuiop76 right?
#1342 [17:22] <ertyuiop99> yeah
#1343 [17:22] <SlashLife^m> They have the Fuchur model there
#1344 [17:23] <hmw> i saw it once at the bavaria studios... how does that make you have to watch it in your job?
#1345 [17:23] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: see if you can log in now
#1346 [17:23] <SlashLife^m> Also they've sprayed a bunch of characters on a power substation down the street.
#1347 [17:23] <mitpatterson> man i have some pits that take me like a minute to walk to the bottom, grrr
#1348 [17:23] <SlashLife^m> Fuchur being on it as well.
#1349 [17:23] <SlashLife^m> And I thought: I won't see this thing again.
#1350 [17:24] <hmw> it's a nice movie, though
#1351 [17:24] <SlashLife^m> I didn't watch it at my job; my job just reminded me of the movie. :)
#1352 [17:24] <hmw> aah
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#1354 [17:24] <hmw> still recommend the book, just think of the deeper meaning *g*
#1355 [17:24] <SlashLife^m> And I've found out why the heck I cannot believe Limahl to be a guy when listening to the soundtrack.
#1356 [17:25] <mitpatterson> ok, i guess i exergerated a bit, it was like 12 seconds to walk to the botom of the pit, lets time the "up"
#1357 [17:25] <SlashLife^m> They've pitched "Neverending Story" up half a note
#1358 [17:25] <ertyuiop99> My brother said that he said to some guy who posted about being banned that he should just pm the owner
#1359 [17:25] <hmw> they did? lol
#1360 [17:25] <SlashLife^m> yup :)
#1361 [17:25] <mitpatterson> and 16 seconds to the top
#1362 [17:25] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99
#1363 [17:25] <ertyuiop99> yes?
#1364 [17:25] <mitpatterson> ertyuiop99, your bro get banned from a server?
#1365 [17:25] <fogWraith> rawr, i find no issues with you account
#1366 [17:25] <ertyuiop99> just forum
#1367 [17:26] <ertyuiop99> he temp banned me
#1368 [17:26] * fogWraith just looked
#1368 [17:26] <fogWraith> who?
#1369 [17:26] <SlashLife^m> That's also the problem: Vowels always contain a certain frequency, no matter how high the voice actually is.
#1370 [17:26] <ertyuiop99> refreshing now
#1371 [17:26] <hmw> SlashLife^m: sometimes, no quite often, when i watch videos from the US, their tune is pitched (up or down, dunno exactly) - must be the difference in frames per second (EU and US standards differ here)
#1372 [17:26] <SlashLife^m> But for women this frequency shifs up a bit.
#1373 [17:27] <ertyuiop99> BASS temp banned me and my brother because my brother got him mad and he didn't want him logging into my account and flaming
#1374 [17:27] <fogWraith> SlashLife^m: womens has integers with even can divide by zero, do not underestimate!
#1375 [17:27] <SlashLife^m> I used the MP3 which I grabbed from CD. ;)
#1376 [17:27] <fogWraith> ertyuiop99: tro now
#1377 [17:27] <SlashLife^m> Nothing to do with fps
#1378 [17:27] <SlashLife^m> The wholesong is pitched.
#1379 [17:27] <hmw> SlashLife^m: depends on your player
#1380 [17:27] * bluejello throws voxelhead
#1380 [17:27] * VoxelHead previews bluejello in return
#1380 [17:27] <hmw> SlashLife^m: that might also be the case
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#1382 [17:27] <hmw> SlashLife^m: just saying, it could be that
#1383 [17:27] * fogWraith pitches VoxelHead into volcano of lubricant
#1383 [17:28] <bluejello> I got previewed...
#1384 [17:28] <VoxelHead> Mmmm.
#1385 [17:28] <Thoatt> /wc
#1386 [17:28] <bluejello> 0_0
#1387 [17:28] <Thoatt> eugh.. fail
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#1390 [17:28] <HK6> Hello again.
#1391 [17:28] <SlashLife^m> hmw, just saying, it is not. ;)
#1392 [17:29] <HK6> Is there anywhere else that I could get help with a Minecraft server?
#1393 [17:29] <hmw> SlashLife^m: okok... i was just not sure, how you could tell the difference...
#1394 [17:29] <Thoatt> bleh lol
#1395 [17:29] <hmw> HK6: what's the issue?
#1396 [17:29] <Thoatt> better I suppose... but time to pimp this client.
#1397 [17:29] <hmw> HK6: the forums
#1398 [17:30] <SlashLife^m> I unfortunately happen to have a close to perfect ear.
#1399 [17:30] <HK6> hmw: People can connect to my server fine, but once they are logged in the world does not load for them and after a little bit they get an End of Stream error.
#1400 [17:30] <HK6> I get an overflow error on the server log.
#1401 [17:30] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: How did you get voice here?
#1402 [17:30] <SlashLife^m> Unfortunately because if a song is pitched even slightly to what I'm used, it'll just sound wrong.
#1403 [17:31] <SlashLife^m> It doesn't sound wrong when I hear it though, no matter the source.
#1404 [17:31] <hmw> HK6: hmm. i have no idea, why this is happening. check out, if your server has enough ram assigned (in fact, the JRE needs enough ram), try redownloading/reinstalling Java or perhaps even let it create a new world (which is unlikely to solve it)
#1405 [17:31] <SlashLife^m> Be it the US video (which didn't even incorporate the song), German vid, on CD or even YouTube.
#1406 [17:31] <HK6> The memory usage never goes over 50% and I have tried making new worlds multiple times.
#1407 [17:31] <hmw> SlashLife^m: i am sure, the pitch is changed, but are normal speech non-pitched? i suppose so
#1408 [17:32] <SlashLife^m> But if I shift it down by half a tone ...
#1409 [17:32] <hmw> HK6: i read about some people, that had to use an additional switch to the java call for assingning more memory. perhaps you google the topic and check it out for yourself.
#1410 [17:32] <SlashLife^m> ... suddenly it's a perfectly tuned guys voice - which on top of that almost matches Limahls voice today.
#1411 [17:32] <hmw> lol interesting
#1412 [17:33] <HK6> hmw: I do not think I need more memory assigned to it if it never uses more than 50% of what it has...
#1413 [17:33] <SlashLife^m> Vowels contain certain frequency bands which are unchanged, even if you speak higher or lower.
#1414 [17:33] <hmw> if it has only what it has, you cannot tell, if enough was assigned sigh
#1415 [17:33] <hmw> the JRE has its own limit, which you wouldnt see in top or the task manager
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#1417 [17:33] <HK6> I am running the .exe...
#1418 [17:33] <SlashLife^m> However if you pitch the recording afterwards, those frequencies will be pitched as well and thus off.
#1419 [17:34] <hmw> HK6: how much ram is it actually consuming in absolute values?
#1420 [17:34] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: I'm getting a 500 error when connecting and it also says internal server error
#1421 [17:35] <HK6> hmw: Memory use: 65mb (44% free)
#1422 [17:35] <hmw> you have 100MB ram? or did you mean GB?
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#1424 [17:35] <HK6> The server says 65mb.
#1425 [17:35] <HK6> I have 8gb of DDR3 RAM in my computer.
#1426 [17:35] <hmw> just to make it clear: there is an issue, when you have to force the JRE to _take_ more RAM, do you understand now?
#1427 [17:36] <shooter190> I can't connect to the website, no matter what browser I am using. All I want to do is buy the game.
#1428 [17:36] <Kealper> shooter190: how did you get to mibbit.com then?
#1429 [17:36] <Kealper> oh
#1430 [17:36] <HK6> hmw: Yes so how do I make it take more RAM when I am using the exe?
#1431 [17:36] <Kealper> "the website" not "any website"
#1432 [17:36] <Kealper> uhh... shooter190 lemme check something...
#1433 [17:36] <shooter190> I can't connect to the REGULAR site, my bad.
#1434 [17:37] <shooter190> Okay.
#1435 [17:37] <Kealper> http://www.minecraft.net/ you can't get on that?
#1436 [17:37] <hmw> well.. IF it really is that issue, you'd have to use the .jar version, i suppose. NB: I am totally NOT sure, that this is your problem. just pointing to a possibility
#1437 [17:37] <HK6> Alright how do I change it in the jar?
#1438 [17:37] <shooter190> What is the .jar version?
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#1440 [17:37] <Kealper> shooter190: that was not directed at you
#1441 [17:38] <shooter190> Oops.
#1442 [17:38] <shooter190> But yeah, I can't get on minecraft.net
#1443 [17:38] <bluejello> any error or just can not connect?
#1444 [17:38] <hmw> the real program itself. the .exe version is just for lazy or foolish people, who would not click a "strange" .jar file. the exe is just a wrapper, that comes with the jar built in
#1445 [17:38] <oldtopman> shooter190: tor?
#1446 [17:38] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: I'M STILL BANNED!
#1447 [17:38] <Kealper> shooter190: did you use a pirated version of the game before this? (be honest, nothing will happen to you if you say yes)
#1448 [17:39] <SlashLife^m> (yes :( at least I did)
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#1450 [17:39] <shooter190> It leads me to this google.com thing saying the site might temporarily be down or something like that. I can get on the website through other pcs but I want to download it to my own pc.
#1451 [17:39] <hmw> "java archive" - think of a jar as of a portable .exe program. only difference: its not directly executed by your CPU but by your JRE (which is kind of a virtual machine)
#1452 [17:39] <bluejello> he should still be able to access the website even if he tried one.
#1453 [17:39] <shooter190> Yes...
#1454 [17:39] <shooter190> I did.
#1455 [17:39] <HK6> hmw: So how do I make it use more RAM (the jar version)?
#1456 [17:39] <SlashLife^m> hmw, too many details alreasy. ;(
#1457 [17:39] <shooter190> But I deleted it shortly after.
#1458 [17:40] <Kealper> shooter190: what os are you on? i can tell you how to fix it
#1459 [17:40] <shooter190> What's os?
#1460 [17:40] <SlashLife^m> HK6, did you ever write a batch file?
#1461 [17:40] <Kealper> operating system
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#1463 [17:40] <shooter190> Compaq.
#1464 [17:40] <Jobla> Hello, can someone help me whitt my minecraft. i have inet lagg allthe time. if i distroy a block, i get the block in inventory 20 secound afther, so i have inettlag all the time. i got 15mbit inet, so its not the problem. please help.
#1465 [17:40] <HK6> SlashLife^m: Nope. :)
#1466 [17:40] <SlashLife^m> Oh, wait. Making a link would be even better.
#1467 [17:40] <hmw> you have to call it something like java -someweirdswitch minecraft-server.jar ... if you cant find it, i will google it for you
#1468 [17:40] <shooter190> Is that it or should I say microsoft?
#1469 [17:40] <SlashLife^m> hmw, I have it
#1470 [17:40] <Kealper> shooter190: let me rephrase that.....what color is your start button? lol
#1471 [17:40] <hmw> i mean the instructions lol
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#1473 [17:40] <shooter190> Green.
#1474 [17:41] <hmw> LOL Kealper
#1475 [17:41] <VoxelHead> Greeeeeeeeen.
#1476 [17:41] <SlashLife^m> The weird switch should be -jar btw :p
#1477 [17:41] <HK6> hmw: So I actually just put the switch/arguments into the name of the file?
#1478 [17:41] <Kealper> shooter190: ok then, you're on windows XP lol
#1479 [17:41] <hmw> SlashLife^m: no, the switch to force it to take a certain amopunt of ram
#1480 [17:41] <SlashLife^m> And the memswitches I have at my hand
#1481 [17:41] <shooter190> Lol.
#1482 [17:41] <Kealper> shooter190: do you know how to get to the Windows folder?
#1483 [17:41] <shooter190> Nope.
#1484 [17:41] <Jobla> Hello, can someone help me whitt my minecraft. i have inet lagg allthe time. if i distroy a block, i get the block in inventory 20 secound afther, so i have inettlag all the time. i got 15mbit inet, so its not the problem. please help.
#1485 [17:42] <shooter190> I'm usually so smart with computers... I don't know what's up with me today.
#1486 [17:42] <shooter190> :'(
#1487 [17:42] <Kealper> shooter190: ok then, click on My Computer
#1488 [17:42] <hmw> Jobla: are you NOT an OP or admin AND near the spawn point? that'd be a protection mechanism
#1489 [17:42] <shooter190> Okay...
#1490 [17:42] <SlashLife^m> java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -jar minecraft-server.jar
#1491 [17:42] <Kealper> shooter190: click on C:
#1492 [17:42] <shooter190> Now click the windows folder?
#1493 [17:42] <hmw> Jobla: i am expiriencing weird lag issues, too, and my pc is connected to the same switch as the server
#1494 [17:42] <Kealper> shooter190: yes
#1495 [17:43] <shooter190> Okay, now what?
#1496 [17:43] <Kealper> shooter190: and when you are in there, look for a folder called System32
#1497 [17:43] <SlashLife^m> hmw, those? :)
#1498 [17:43] <hmw> yes thanks
#1499 [17:43] <Jobla> what are you talking about?
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#1501 [17:43] <SlashLife^m> np
#1502 [17:43] <Kealper> shooter190: and then one called drivers, and when you get in that look for one called etc
#1503 [17:43] <SlashLife^m> Still had the shell open.
#1504 [17:43] <shooter190> I only see system.
#1505 [17:44] <hmw> HK6: did you see SlashLife^m's command line?
#1506 [17:44] <shooter190> Nevermind.
#1507 [17:44] <Kealper> shooter190: do you have a bar at the top of the window that lets you type in where to go?
#1508 [17:44] <HK6> hmw: Yep I will try it now.
#1509 [17:44] <Kealper> shooter190: oh, ok then lol
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#1511 [17:44] <VoxelHead> i like them ^_^
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#1513 [17:44] <Thoatt> k,, I think that's set now...
#1514 [17:44] <shooter190> Now what?
#1515 [17:45] <SlashLife^m> I'll be watching the last few SGU episodes; good night.
#1516 [17:45] <Kealper> shooter190: see a file called "hosts"?
#1517 [17:45] <Thoatt> sorry for all the ins/outs (twss)
#1518 [17:45] <shooter190> Yes.
#1519 [17:45] <Kealper> SlashLife^m: :<
#1520 [17:45] <Thoatt> gnight SlashLife^m
#1521 [17:45] <Kealper> shooter190: open that up with Notepad
#1522 [17:45] <shooter190> How? Just click it?
#1523 [17:46] <Kealper> click it, it will ask if you want to search the web for a program or choose one from the list, click choose one and select Notepad
#1524 [17:46] <shooter190> It worked. Now what do I do?
#1525 [17:47] <Kealper> do you see anything in there that says "minecraft.net"?
#1526 [17:47] <shooter190> Yes.
#1527 [17:47] <Jobla> Can someone help me whit the lagg on minecraft, or not?
#1528 [17:47] <bluejello> derinfe lag, low framerate?
#1529 [17:47] <bluejello> define*
#1530 [17:47] <Kealper> shooter190: remove any lines that say "minecraft.net" in them
#1531 [17:47] <Kealper> the whole line
#1532 [17:48] <Kealper> not just the word
#1533 [17:48] <shooter190> Do I leave the other 2?
#1534 [17:48] <Jobla> it a inet lagg, i distroy a block, and i not get the item 20 secound afther i have distroy it..
#1535 [17:48] <Kealper> what are the other two?
#1536 [17:49] <bluejello> this is in multiplayer jobla?
#1537 [17:49] <Thoatt> localhost and what?
#1538 [17:50] <mitpatterson> wow, i jsut found a HUGE cave system on my map
#1539 [17:50] <shooter190> ##Hosts file edit 127.0.0##Hosts file edit 127.0.0.1 194.28.157.42.1 194.28.157.42
#1540 [17:50] <shooter190> I lagged really bad for a second.
#1541 [17:50] <Thoatt> remove the second line, keep the 127.0.0.1 line.
#1542 [17:50] <Jobla> Yes it is
#1543 [17:50] <HK6> hmw: That helped (ran through cmd with java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar) but it is still not 100%.
#1544 [17:50] <hmw> I am also having issues like Jobla, totally unexplainable: one day it is totally smooth, on another day it is totally unplayable. all on LAN.
#1545 [17:50] <shooter190> It is something different, I messed something up.
#1546 [17:51] <hmw> HK6: cool perhaps rebooting/reinstalling java might improve it even further
#1547 [17:51] <HK6> hmw: Yeah I will try that in a minute.
#1548 [17:51] <Kealper> shooter190: give me a second, i'll just make this easy lol
#1549 [17:51] <hmw> HK6: i was redownloading java, although i had downloaded it just a week before
#1550 [17:51] <shooter190> ##Hosts file edit 127. 0. 0. 1 194. 28.157.42
#1551 [17:51] <HK6> Yeah it might help a little.
#1552 [17:52] <shooter190> So do I keep it?
#1553 [17:52] <Jobla> Its everytime, i logg in to minecraft and try to play, inet lagging. i can neverplay .....
#1554 [17:53] <Kealper> shooter190: look at this file: http://kealper.com/hosts and just replace that file's text with your hosts file's text
#1555 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Jobla - Have you tried setting your video settings down? Turning up fog? Turning off smooth lighting?
#1556 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Change it from Fancy to Fast graphics?
#1557 [17:53] <mitpatterson> what does a popping noise in game mean? sounds like popcorn going off
#1558 [17:53] <Jobla> i can try
#1559 [17:54] <shooter190> So everything in hosts, I replace with yours?
#1560 [17:54] <Kealper> shooter190: yes
#1561 [17:54] <shooter190> The whole thing or the final thing? (Sorry for being difficult like this D:)
#1562 [17:55] <Kealper> shooter190: the whole thing....just erase everything out of yours and paste mine into there
#1563 [17:55] <shooter190> Hope it works. I'm scared D:.
#1564 [17:56] <shooter190> ...
#1565 [17:56] <Kealper> after doing that just save it and try again
#1566 [17:56] <shooter190> It works!
#1567 [17:56] <shooter190> Thank you, buddy :3.
#1568 [17:56] <Kealper> now go buy Minecraft :P
#1569 [17:57] * Kealper is going semi-afk to play Trine on hardest
#1569 [17:57] * Thoatt is going afk to watch kealper play Trine.
#1569 [17:58] <Jobla> @greyVulpine Its not working...
#1570 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Jobla - Even with changing your graphics level down, it still lags?
#1571 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Is this on single player or multiplayer?
#1572 [18:00] <_303> GreyVulpine: is it permissible to recommend performance enhancing mods like optimine, optifog, CAF mod in here?
#1573 [18:00] <VoxelHead> can i check?
#1574 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> If you wish
#1575 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> And think it could help
#1576 [18:02] <Jobla> is not minecraft lagg, on my graphic card, its internett lagg, i distroy a block and the block comes back.
#1577 [18:02] <fudge> can someone tell me how to get building material ;_; or atleast a tutorial on how to get started in minecraft
#1578 [18:02] <bluejello> are you at the spawn area?
#1579 [18:02] * bread eats fudge
#1579 [18:02] <hmw> !tutorial
#1580 [18:02] <fudge> yeah i am
#1581 [18:02] <fudge> lol bread and fudge :3
#1582 [18:03] <fudge> we should totally invent that. make some moneies
#1583 [18:03] <bread> \o/
#1584 [18:03] <hmw> one cannot build near the spawn point (i think radius 32 blocks) except for admins (and ops i suppose)
#1585 [18:03] <bluejello> unless the radius is changed in server options.
#1586 [18:03] <fudge> ok
#1587 [18:03] <hmw> oh a vanilla server can do this?
#1588 [18:04] <hmw> wiki didnt tell me that
#1589 [18:04] <fudge> can we host our own servers?
#1590 [18:04] <hmw> yes
#1591 [18:04] <fudge> awesome :) link please
#1592 [18:04] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: did you pass out?
#1593 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> !server
#1594 [18:04] <hmw> minecraft.net
#1595 [18:05] <fudge> :)
#1596 [18:05] <VoxelHead> :-)
#1597 [18:05] <hmw> is there a complete list of aubots factoids available?
#1598 [18:05] * bluejello throws voxelhead at AuBot
#1598 [18:05] * VoxelHead sails through the air towards Aubot
#1598 [18:05] <VoxelHead> *CRUMP*
#1599 [18:06] * bluejello returns voxelhead to Aubot.
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#1600 [18:06] * VoxelHead returns bluejello back with some spawning areas
#1600 [18:06] <VoxelHead> praise be to you
#1601 [18:06] * bluejello doges
#1601 [18:06] * PcJamesy [PcJamesy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1602 [18:06] <hmw> i thought, IRC was a chat system, not an MMORPG lol
#1603 [18:06] <bluejello> it works as both with bots :P
#1604 [18:07] * bluejello throws himself at VoxelHead
#1604 [18:08] <VoxelHead> I do love a good throwsing.
#1605 [18:08] <bluejello> ... I will stop for the time being.
#1606 [18:13] <Kealper> !enable
#1607 [18:13] <Kealper> oh
#1608 [18:14] <hmw> Kealper: is ther a list of the factoids for that bot?
#1609 [18:14] <bluejello> !indext
#1610 [18:14] <hmw> !index
#1611 [18:14] <bluejello> I fail
#1612 [18:15] <bluejello> !index
#1613 [18:15] <hmw> me too
#1614 [18:15] <bluejello> and I do the same thing as you.
#1615 [18:15] <bluejello> !faq
#1616 [18:15] <bluejello> no, not that
#1617 [18:16] <hmw> open a PM (for not spamming this channel) to aubot and ask for !help
#1618 [18:19] <bread> !herp
#1619 [18:19] <NotiCon> !derp
#1620 [18:20] * ertyuiop99 [ertyuiop99@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1621 [18:21] * bluejello throws noticon at voxelhead
#1621 [18:21] * VoxelHead throws bluejello back with an one
#1621 [18:21] <bluejello> I throw you, I get thrown back
#1622 [18:21] <NotiCon> awesome
#1623 [18:21] <bluejello> that works, somehow
#1624 [18:21] <bluejello> and I get a one.
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#1627 [18:26] <peach1337> hey
#1628 [18:27] <fudge> well i guess it was a fake account... -_-...
#1629 [18:28] <fizyplankton> hes a douche
#1630 [18:28] <fizyplankton> rien
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#1632 [18:34] <bread> vox, eat #minecrafthelp
#1633 [18:34] * VoxelHead eats #minecrafthelp
#1633 [18:34] <bread> :D
#1634 [18:34] <VoxelHead> :)
#1635 [18:34] * dopeghoti is digested.
#1635 [18:35] <bread> ohai dopeghoti
#1636 [18:35] <dopeghoti> morning
#1637 [18:35] <bread> I was waiting for you to return
#1638 [18:35] <dopeghoti> I'm not on for terribly long; about to head out to dinner & a movie with K.
#1639 [18:35] <bread> :o
#1640 [18:35] <dopeghoti> what can I do youfor?
#1641 [18:35] <VoxelHead> Sweet lamprey of santa fe.
#1642 [18:35] <bread> oh I was just gonna tell you
#1643 [18:35] <bread> writing a semi-functional shell in pure bash is a lot more difficult than I though
#1644 [18:36] <bread> thought*
#1645 [18:36] <bread> :P
#1646 [18:36] <dopeghoti> oh, the BashRL?
#1647 [18:36] <bread> ha yeah
#1648 [18:36] <dopeghoti> yeah, there'd have to be a lot of `read`s and `trap`s and far to many nested case/esacs (:
#1649 [18:37] <bread> oh yes lots of cases lol
#1650 [18:37] <dopeghoti> you could always emulate a shell in .py or something. You'd gain a lot of coding options at the expense of a few extra nerd points(:
#1651 [18:37] <dopeghoti> I'd still be all sorts of interested in helping out with, testing, playing, and promoting the game though (:
#1652 [18:37] <bread> sweeeeet
#1653 [18:37] <bread> "D
#1654 [18:37] <bread> :D
#1655 [18:37] <VoxelHead> ^_^
#1656 [18:38] <dopeghoti> \/o
#1657 [18:38] <dopeghoti> hey, how'd that arm get over ther
#1658 [18:38] <dopeghoti> \o/
#1659 [18:38] <bread> I barely consider myself a decent programmer though :P
#1660 [18:38] <bread> bash is really all I know semi-well
#1661 [18:38] <dopeghoti> hmmmm
#1662 [18:39] <dopeghoti> you could still use scripts, but use a bunch of chroots as 'dungeons' maybe
#1663 [18:39] * peru_ [peru_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1664 [18:39] <bread> I thought about doing something like that, but that seems a bit more difficult :o
#1665 [18:40] * Oerg866 [Oerg866@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1666 [18:40] <dopeghoti> food for thought at least
#1667 [18:40] * dopeghoti ignites vox
#1667 [18:40] <bread> \o/
#1668 [18:40] <VoxelHead> what
#1669 [18:40] <dopeghoti> anyhow, I'll be around later on
#1670 [18:41] <dopeghoti> ciao
#1671 [18:41] <bread> \o
#1672 [18:42] * GodZKlown [GodZKlown@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1673 [18:43] <GodZKlown> hello?
#1674 [18:43] <bread> ohai
#1675 [18:43] <GodZKlown> gotta question
#1676 [18:43] <GodZKlown> about purchasing the game
#1677 [18:43] <bread> ?? ask
#1678 [18:43] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help, and be as specific as possible.
#1679 [18:43] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1680 [18:44] <GodZKlown> i'm trying to buy the game but it's saying authentication failed, all my info is correct and more than enough is in my acct
#1681 [18:47] <GodZKlown> any ideas?
#1682 [18:48] <GodZKlown> nevermind
#1683 [18:48] * johncop [johncop@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1684 [18:48] <GodZKlown> 3rd try was a charm. rofl
#1685 [18:48] <GodZKlown> thanks all
#1686 [18:48] <johncop> hi
#1687 [18:48] <johncop> any admins here?
#1688 [18:49] <gPad2002> johncop: Admins?
#1689 [18:49] <bluejello> what is the trouble?
#1690 [18:49] <johncop> hi ...
#1691 [18:49] <gPad2002> Wutchu talkin' bout wullace?
#1692 [18:49] <johncop> i want to host a minecraft server ....
#1693 [18:49] <johncop> and i don`t find any info on the site
#1694 [18:49] <johncop> ...
#1695 [18:50] <johncop> where to buy ....
#1696 [18:50] <johncop> the server version
#1697 [18:50] <johncop> and if there is a linux version
#1698 [18:50] <gPad2002> You want to buy the server version
#1699 [18:50] <gPad2002> Uh.
#1700 [18:50] <Kealper> !server
#1701 [18:50] <gPad2002> There's no server version to buy
#1702 [18:51] <gPad2002> Kealper: That's SMP
#1703 [18:51] <gPad2002> I presume he means creative
#1704 [18:51] <johncop> i ahev
#1705 [18:51] <johncop> i have a game hosting company :)
#1706 [18:52] <johncop> and i`m interested to add mine craft to my gamelist
#1707 [18:52] <gPad2002> Then you really should know where to find the server software on your own
#1708 [18:53] <GodZKlown> i thought the server software was on the download page
#1709 [18:53] <bread> It is.
#1710 [18:53] <bluejello> it is.
#1711 [18:53] <GodZKlown> lol
#1712 [18:53] <bluejello> it is ecoy here
#1713 [18:53] <bluejello> er,
#1714 [18:53] * bluejello runs away to hide
#1714 [19:05] <fudge> ok now i have proof this guy is pushing out fake accounts
#1715 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
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#1717 [19:06] <fudge> purchased a minecraft account from ebay, changed the password, and it was changed back to something else
#1718 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> Ew.
#1719 [19:06] <fudge> yeah. now i tell him i cant log in, and he gives me two more accounts
#1720 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> Never buy game accounts through ebay, that's just asking to be ripped off.
#1721 [19:07] <fudge> i dont mind, it was just $4
#1722 [19:07] <fudge> i’m just pissed at the fact he is selling hacked accounts and using them for profit
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#1724 [19:35] * esper_eaizrz [esper_eaizrz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1725 [19:35] <esper_eaizrz> hello
#1726 [19:35] <esper_eaizrz> anybody here?
#1727 [19:36] <esper_eaizrz> NOTCH
#1728 [19:36] <esper_eaizrz> ANYBODY?
#1729 [19:36] <esper_eaizrz> i like caps
#1730 [19:36] <bread> wat
#1731 [19:36] <esper_eaizrz> hello
#1732 [19:36] <esper_eaizrz> i nned help
#1733 [19:36] <bread> ?? ask
#1734 [19:36] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help, and be as specific as possible.
#1735 [19:36] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1737 [19:38] <esper_eaizrz> when i play minecraft, it freezes then my dipslay is really wierd and it says that my display driver isnt working normally.reboot to fix.everything else is fine
#1738 [19:38] * m0nk is drunk and gonna play minecraft
#1738 [19:38] <Wug> your graphics drivers are borked, reinstall them
#1739 [19:39] <esper_eaizrz> i already did
#1740 [19:39] <esper_eaizrz> several times
#1741 [19:39] <Wug> system info?
#1742 [19:39] <esper_eaizrz> windows xp
#1743 [19:39] <GreyVulpine> Probably better if you give us a:
#1744 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/dxdiag
#1745 [19:40] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#1746 [19:40] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1747 [19:40] <Wug> fudge: lol, they're probably stolen accounts. Why can't you just buy one from the real site?
#1748 [19:40] <esper_eaizrz> i did
#1749 [19:40] <esper_eaizrz> gosh
#1750 [19:40] * LG_Legacy [LG_Legacy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1751 [19:40] <esper_eaizrz> hang on
#1752 [19:41] <esper_eaizrz> intel Q965/Q963 express chipset family
#1753 [19:42] <Wug> esper, your name is not fudge
#1754 [19:42] <esper_eaizrz> there are no updates for it
#1755 [19:42] <esper_eaizrz> sorry
#1756 [19:42] <Wug> that goddamn chipset causes us so much crap
#1757 [19:42] <esper_eaizrz> REALLY
#1758 [19:43] <esper_eaizrz> WOW
#1759 [19:43] <bread> YEAH
#1760 [19:43] <esper_eaizrz> SAME CHIPSET!
#1761 [19:43] <Wug> can you reinstall it? It shouldn't be behaving that way, I suspect the installation is broken
#1762 [19:43] <bread> >:|
#1763 [19:43] <esper_eaizrz> EVERY TIME!
#1764 [19:43] <esper_eaizrz> i did reinstall sveral times
#1765 [19:43] <Wug> install ubuntu.
#1766 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> ...
#1767 [19:43] <esper_eaizrz> ubuntu?
#1768 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> Where's the pastebin report?
#1769 [19:44] <Wug> he didn't actually read what vox said is the thing
#1770 [19:44] * Wug is grouchy and should probably stop 'helping'
#1770 [19:44] <esper_eaizrz> i cant because after that happens,i cant go on the internet
#1771 [19:44] <Wug> you are on the internet
#1772 [19:44] <Wug> irc == internet
#1773 [19:44] <esper_eaizrz> it didnt happen
#1774 [19:45] <bread> nooo not ubuntu
#1775 [19:45] <esper_eaizrz> right now
#1776 [19:45] <Wug> then carefully read and perform:
#1777 [19:45] <Wug> ?? win/dxdiag
#1778 [19:45] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#1779 [19:45] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1780 [19:45] <esper_eaizrz> EVERYTHING
#1781 [19:46] * Liraxus [Liraxus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1782 [19:46] <Liraxus> Hey, i have a problem with my texture pack
#1783 [19:47] <Liraxus> the top of snow blocks are green, but i want them to be white.
#1784 [19:47] <Liraxus> how can i fix this?
#1785 [19:47] <Wug> edit the texture pack. make sure you use an editor that supports transparency.
#1786 [19:48] <Liraxus> I use paint.net
#1787 [19:48] <Wug> I think that will work
#1788 [19:48] <Liraxus> And i know how to edit the textures
#1789 [19:48] <Liraxus> i jsut have a graphics problem
#1790 [19:48] <Wug> uumm
#1791 [19:48] <bluejello> the graphic pack has snow as white right?
#1792 [19:48] <Wug> nothing else behaves weirdly?
#1793 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Is snow still white with the default texture pack?
#1794 [19:49] <esper_eaizrz> http://pastebin.com/GwxPJ2JT here you go
#1795 [19:49] <Liraxus> uh, may i see the terrain image quickly so can compare them
#1796 [19:49] <Liraxus> i might have had an error
#1797 [19:49] <esper_eaizrz> sorry it took so long
#1798 [19:50] <esper_eaizrz> are you guys doing your thing?
#1799 [19:50] <Liraxus> I also need to edit the lava and water animation.
#1800 [19:50] <Liraxus> i can't find where it is
#1801 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> You can't Liraxus.
#1802 [19:50] <Liraxus> Why not?!
#1803 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> It's rendered in the engine, no png to edit
#1804 [19:50] <Liraxus> I saw a texture pack that had modified water!
#1805 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> Not a texture pack, it's a mod
#1806 [19:50] <Liraxus> Lovely.
#1807 [19:51] <Liraxus> Water and Lava animation is the main problem with video cards in minecraft
#1808 [19:51] <esper_eaizrz> so,whats wrong
#1809 [19:51] <esper_eaizrz> guys?
#1810 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Give us a second esper_eaizrz.
#1811 [19:51] <esper_eaizrz> OK HAPPY
#1812 [19:52] <esper_eaizrz> THIS MUST BE A HARD ONE.I HATE THIS
#1813 [19:52] <relsqui> esper_eaizrz: calm the fuck down. there are only so many patient volunteers to go around.
#1814 [19:52] <esper_eaizrz> im just mad because of minecraft
#1815 [19:53] <gPad2002> ^
#1816 [19:53] <Liraxus> Ok, well how do i fix the snow's white top.
#1817 [19:53] <relsqui> esper_eaizrz: sorry to hear it. someone here might be able to help, but you might not be that person's #1 priority at this moment
#1818 [19:53] <esper_eaizrz> igot everybody talking
#1819 [19:53] <Wug> esper, do us a favor and run this. post any results you may get.
#1820 [19:53] <Wug> http://www.softpedia.com/get/Programming/Other-Programming-Files/OpenGL-Extension-Viewer.shtml
#1821 [19:54] <Wug> XALES
#1822 [19:54] <Wug> DOPEGHOTI
#1823 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Liraxus - http://i.imgur.com/jg90N.png
#1824 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Snow is, what, (2,4)?
#1825 [19:55] <Wug> 2,4 looks like glass
#1826 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Start with 0
#1827 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> not 1
#1828 [19:55] <esper_eaizrz> hang on
#1829 [19:55] <Wug> it could be
#1830 [19:55] <esper_eaizrz> installing
#1831 [19:56] <Wug> grey, can you add commands to vox
#1832 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1833 [19:57] <Wug> ?? ubuntu
#1834 [19:57] <Wug> ?? linux
#1835 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> What about them?
#1836 [19:57] <Wug> ?? Q965/Q963
#1837 [19:57] <Wug> it might help to have entries for those things
#1838 [19:58] <Wug> especially Q965/Q963
#1839 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> More like, old intel chipset integrated video - Don't bother..
#1840 [19:58] <Wug> they work ok if you install linux
#1841 [19:59] <Wug> the linux drivers are open source and much better than the proprietary ones
#1842 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, installing linux isn't a troubleshooting step though.
#1843 [19:59] <Wug> lol
#1844 [19:59] <Wug> its more of a suggestion...
#1845 [20:00] <Liraxus> So i take it that the nether's portal animation can't be changed either?
#1846 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> I know you mean well, but suggesting to install linux, is like telling somebody to buy a new car when a little part breaks on their old one.
#1847 [20:00] <bluejello> without excessive modding
#1848 [20:00] <bluejello> or at least modding, the portal animation can not be changed.
#1849 [20:00] <Wug> its more like telling them to try a new car for free
#1850 [20:00] <Wug> if they don't like it, nothing changes
#1851 [20:00] <bluejello> you could use wubi to install linux
#1852 [20:01] <bluejello> do a google search for it, and read through the wiki for it.
#1853 [20:01] <Wug> or, even better, you could just actually instal it
#1854 [20:01] * esper_eaizrz [esper_eaizrz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1855 [20:01] <esper_eaizrz> well
#1856 [20:01] <bluejello> just installing will not work if you have the entire hard drive patitioned for windows, and do not have another hard drive available
#1857 [20:01] <esper_eaizrz> dude,i have to register for that crap
#1858 [20:01] <bluejello> register for ?
#1859 [20:02] <Wug> bluejello, livecds don't require anything special
#1860 [20:02] <Wug> and you can always shrink partitions
#1861 [20:02] <bluejello> true/
#1862 [20:02] <esper_eaizrz> it said there were 24 updates,BUT I HAVE TO PUT CREDIT CARD IN THERE
#1863 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> 24.. updates?
#1864 [20:02] <Wug> then don't use it
#1865 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> For what?
#1866 [20:02] <bluejello> shrinking partitions is not a good idea generally.
#1867 [20:03] <Wug> I sent him an opengl troubleshooting thing
#1868 [20:03] <Wug> and it apparently wants money
#1869 [20:03] <esper_eaizrz> somebody said to run this program to update my driver
#1870 [20:03] <Wug> don't give it any.
#1871 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> I know, I've used that tool, it's freeware
#1872 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> There's no credit card thing anywhere in it
#1873 [20:03] <esper_eaizrz> i have to enter information
#1874 [20:03] * GreyVulpine blinks
#1874 [20:03] <Wug> @bluejello pphhfftt I've shrunk more partitions than I have fingers
#1875 [20:04] <bluejello> I am a bit afrade to on this computer, without a backup
#1876 [20:04] <esper_eaizrz> email,and yes there is credit card stuff
#1877 [20:04] <Wug> and besides, a livecd is pretty much the best testing option, since it makes no change to your computer
#1878 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> I'm just a little confused, the OpenGL viewer doesn't ask for any credit card stuff.
#1879 [20:04] <bluejello> true, liveCD is ran from the cd and makes no changes to the hard drive.
#1880 [20:05] <Wug> esper, are your parents around
#1881 [20:05] <esper_eaizrz> well thats wierd,it says i have to register then opens up a browser with that stuff
#1882 [20:05] * LG_Legacy [LG_Legacy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1883 [20:05] <esper_eaizrz> YOU KNOW IM A KID AWESOME
#1884 [20:05] <Wug> can we maybe get one of them to help
#1885 [20:05] <VoxelHead> :O
#1886 [20:05] <esper_eaizrz> dude,really
#1887 [20:06] <esper_eaizrz> you want me to pay money,wow
#1888 [20:06] <esper_eaizrz> thats wrooooooong
#1889 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> The program is free, there's no credit card info required
#1890 [20:06] <Wug> seriously. its an opengl diagnostic tool
#1891 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> I don't know what site you went to
#1892 [20:06] <esper_eaizrz> yes there is
#1893 [20:06] <Wug> grey, can teamviewer this
#1894 [20:06] <bluejello> you should not need to pay to update drivers.
#1895 [20:06] <Wug> I'm running ubuntu
#1896 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> teamviewer has linux version
#1897 [20:07] <Wug> (whats the package name)
#1898 [20:07] <Wug> I tried teamviewer with nada
#1899 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> Go here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/download/index.aspx
#1900 [20:07] <esper_eaizrz> ok
#1901 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> Click on Linux
#1902 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> Not you esper_eaizrz.
#1903 [20:08] <esper_eaizrz> oh
#1904 [20:08] <esper_eaizrz> what about me?
#1905 [20:08] <Wug> >:(
#1906 [20:08] <Wug> why cant I sudo apt-get something
#1907 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> Would you be willing to let Wug fix your computer remotely?
#1908 [20:08] * GreyVulpine sighs
#1908 [20:08] <esper_eaizrz> can i have help.preeeetty pleaaase
#1909 [20:08] <Wug> ..........................
#1910 [20:08] <esper_eaizrz> lol
#1911 [20:08] <Wug> i'm not sure I can do anything
#1912 [20:09] <bluejello> wait a bit esper
#1913 [20:09] <esper_eaizrz> ok
#1914 [20:10] <esper_eaizrz> the program says there are 24 updates,but i have to register
#1915 [20:10] * Coll [Coll@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1916 [20:10] <Wug> please check your pms before I ragequit
#1917 [20:10] <esper_eaizrz> pms?
#1918 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Private message
#1919 [20:10] <esper_eaizrz> i dont want you to rage quit,im sorry
#1920 [20:11] <bluejello> as long as you do not.
#1921 [20:11] <esper_eaizrz> what do you mean by check?
#1922 [20:11] <bluejello> are you using mibbit?
#1923 [20:11] <Wug> he is.
#1924 [20:11] <esper_eaizrz> yes
#1925 [20:11] <bluejello> if you are, the tabs at the top
#1926 [20:11] <esper_eaizrz> oh sorry
#1927 [20:11] <esper_eaizrz> ill go to wug
#1928 [20:25] <Wug> OK, so I managed to find out a little more info about esper's problem
#1929 [20:26] <Wug> (and I think his computer just crashed again)
#1930 [20:26] * mib_iples1 [mib_iples1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1931 [20:26] <mib_iples1> hi
#1932 [20:26] <Wug> hellp
#1933 [20:26] <bluejello> hello*?
#1934 [20:26] <Wug> ^
#1935 [20:26] <Wug> he clicked the wrong link and downloaded something else, which is why it was prompting for money
#1936 [20:27] <mib_iples1> can anyone tell notch to stop being lazy and go in vacation and do some work, i hate that big whale
#1937 [20:28] <bread> druuuuuuuuuugs
#1938 [20:28] <bread> mib_iples1: how about this: cry some more
#1939 [20:28] <mib_iples1> i have paid him 15$ now i want him to finish my game, i own him
#1940 [20:28] <bread> then code an entire game your self.
#1941 [20:28] <bread> oh man fifteen fuckin dollars
#1942 [20:28] <bread> that's a goddamn fortune
#1943 [20:28] <mib_iples1> exactly
#1944 [20:28] * aetherian [aetherian@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1945 [20:29] <mib_iples1> took my like seven years to gain
#1946 [20:29] <bread> what
#1947 [20:29] * bluejello throws AuBot at mib_iples1
#1947 [20:29] <bread> cry some more bro
#1948 [20:29] <mib_iples1> i think i deserve some respect, i dont want anything complicated, i just want him to code some useful think
#1949 [20:29] <bread> cry
#1950 [20:29] <bread> some
#1951 [20:29] <bread> more
#1952 [20:30] * bluejello throws mib_iples1 at AuBot
#1952 [20:30] <mib_iples1> like a pen and paper, so i could do some work while im mining if u know what i mean
#1953 [20:30] * bluejello trips
#1953 [20:30] <bread> You don't deserve respect if you come into an IRC channel whining about some absurd shit.
#1954 [20:30] <bluejello> also this is a help channal, not the general one.
#1955 [20:31] <bread> also, cry some more
#1956 [20:31] <mib_iples1> hey bread, honestly, what kind of life do you have spending your saturday evening on a help minecraft lol im just trolling for some personal lulz but you.. lol thats so absurd
#1957 [20:31] * mib_iples1 [mib_iples1@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1958 [20:31] <bread> lolwut
#1959 [20:31] <bread> u mad bro
#1960 [20:32] <Wug> in any case, something's up with his drivers. I tried to run the opengl diagnostic and it produced the same error
#1961 [20:32] <Wug> he's currently restartibng
#1962 [20:32] * Wug hurls mib_ipples1
#1962 [20:32] <Wug> don't be a dick for no reason
#1963 [20:32] <bluejello> has he tried to update them?
#1964 [20:32] <Wug> apparently. but I'm going to reinstall them
#1965 [20:32] * bluejello hugs VoxelHead
#1965 [20:32] * neviklink [neviklink@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1966 [20:32] <VoxelHead> ~oof~
#1967 [20:33] * hug Voxelheads bluejello
#1967 [20:33] <bluejello> that could fix it, will not do much pain if it goes wrong.
#1968 [20:33] <neviklink> hi
#1969 [20:33] <Wug> hello
#1970 [20:33] <bluejello> HUG ME VOXELHEAD
#1971 [20:33] <bluejello> wait, um...
#1972 [20:33] <bluejello> YOU READ NOTHING
#1973 [20:33] * neviklink hugs voxelhead
#1973 [20:33] * VoxelHead is blown off feet by force of bluejello's statement
#1973 [20:34] <VoxelHead> *spangle*
#1974 [20:34] <neviklink> Vox: Hug me
#1975 [20:34] <bread> druuuugs
#1976 [20:34] <bluejello> um.
#1977 [20:34] <bluejello> my statement was powerful then?
#1978 [20:34] <Wug> voxelhead, cloak
#1979 [20:34] <VoxelHead> Already running cloaked, sir.
#1980 [20:34] <bluejello> voxelhead, duck
#1981 [20:34] <Wug> well declock then
#1982 [20:34] * VoxelHead hides behind Mikey
#1982 [20:35] * bluejello tosses mikey at voxelhead
#1982 [20:35] <Wug> derp
#1983 [20:35] <VoxelHead> I do love a good tossesing.
#1984 [20:35] <Wug> lol
#1985 [20:35] * Wug pokes voxelhead
#1985 [20:35] <neviklink> voxelhead, jump
#1986 [20:35] <VoxelHead> Arrrrrgh my kidney! now i only have 137855 left
#1987 [20:35] <VoxelHead> look, here in this warehouse.
#1988 [20:35] <bluejello> look at this.
#1989 [20:35] * bluejello pokes voxelhead in the foot
#1989 [20:35] <VoxelHead> ow! my ballbag! that was my secondary one
#1990 [20:35] <bread> ballbag
#1991 [20:36] <bread> lol
#1992 [20:36] <bluejello> I did not poke your ballbag voxelhead.
#1993 [20:36] <bluejello> and I do not want to know what it is.
#1994 [20:36] <Wug> voxelhead is nsfw
#1995 [20:36] * bread pokes vox
#1995 [20:36] <bluejello> are you, voxelhead
#1996 [20:36] * VoxelHead shatters bread back with an is
#1996 [20:37] <bread> :o
#1997 [20:37] <VoxelHead> !
#1998 [20:37] <bluejello> how do you shatter someone back?
#1999 [20:37] * esper_bmlcpo [esper_bmlcpo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2000 [20:37] * Wug 's brain implodes from the sheer nonsense of voxelhead
#2000 [20:37] <bluejello> vox, you will need to explain this concept
#2001 [20:37] * VoxelHead 's Wug back with some graphics
#2001 [20:37] <esper_bmlcpo> SEE WUB,THIS IS A MAJOR PROBLEM
#2002 [20:37] * Wug 's brain implodes from the sheer nonsense of voxelhead AGAIN
#2002 [20:37] * VoxelHead loves it
#2002 [20:37] * Wug hurls Voxelhead
#2002 [20:37] * bluejello pauses voxelhead
#2002 [20:37] <VoxelHead> *hurls Wug*
#2003 [20:38] * VoxelHead pauses bluejello back with une cake
#2003 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> wug
#2004 [20:38] <Wug> hello
#2005 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> hi
#2006 [20:38] <bluejello> le us help esper now, and not get distracted by voxel
#2007 [20:38] <bluejello> let*
#2008 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> what should i do?
#2009 [20:38] <Wug> you wouldn't happen to be that person I was helping would you
#2010 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> yes
#2011 [20:38] <Wug> (your nick is different)
#2012 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> i know
#2013 [20:38] <Wug> well, pull up teamviewer again and I'll try to fix dem drivers
#2014 [20:38] <esper_bmlcpo> just remember esper
#2015 [20:39] <Wug> esper_****** is the default nick used by mibbit
#2016 [20:39] <Wug> anyone who uses mibbit connects with a nickname like that :P
#2017 [20:39] <esper_bmlcpo> yep
#2018 [20:40] <bread> >:|
#2019 [20:40] <bluejello> try cnanging it for next time
#2020 [20:40] <Wug> (check your pms)
#2021 [20:40] <esper_bmlcpo> un less i change it
#2022 [20:40] <bluejello> changing*
#2023 [20:40] <esper_bmlcpo> but hten you wont recognixe me
#2024 [20:40] <Wug> you can change it now with /nick <newname>
#2025 [20:40] <Wug> the point is that you use the same one every time lol
#2026 [20:41] <awesome> im awesome,get it
#2027 [20:41] <bluejello> yes, you are awesome
#2028 [20:41] <Wug> awesome belongs to someone
#2029 [20:41] <Wug> someone else
#2030 [20:41] * bluejello tosses awesome at voxelhead
#2030 [20:41] * VoxelHead tosses bluejello
#2030 [20:41] <bluejello> ow
#2031 [20:41] <awesome> ouch,wug
#2032 [20:42] <Wug> well it does. it's registered
#2033 [20:42] <awesome> oh
#2034 [20:42] <awesome> dfjihef
#2035 [20:42] <OODavo> I thought Mibbit nicks defaulted to mib_.+ ?
#2036 [20:42] <awesome> im bored
#2037 [20:42] <bluejello> awesomev2?
#2038 [20:42] <VoxelHead> www.google.com
#2039 [20:42] <bluejello> they do, unless you change them
#2040 [20:42] <bread> OODavo: I think esper_ is via espernet's webchat (which is still moobit)
#2041 [20:42] <OODavo> bread: Ah, I see.
#2042 [20:43] <Wug> well pick a different nick and pm me your teamviewer stuff again
#2043 [20:44] <bluejello> can I play with voxel safely now?
#2044 [20:44] <VoxelHead> Master, "where" did you go? I can't see you.
#2045 [20:44] <bluejello> er, no one is looking for help
#2046 [20:44] <bluejello> good voxel
#2047 [20:44] <Wug> ok, thid's fine
#2048 [20:44] <thid> 605 886 319 password:9005
#2049 [20:44] <thid> please keep it confidential
#2050 [20:45] <Wug> you probably shouldn't send that to the main chat, but whatever
#2051 [20:45] <thid> yaaaa.....
#2052 [20:45] <Wug> we're not evil people mostly
#2053 [20:45] * gerzel [gerzel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2054 [20:45] <bluejello> are you evil voxel?
#2055 [20:45] <VoxelHead> I was feeling horny.
#2056 [20:45] <Wug> lolvoxelhead
#2057 [20:45] <bluejello> ...what?
#2058 [20:45] <bread> loooool
#2059 [20:45] <bluejello> I did not ask you that
#2060 [20:46] * bluejello runs over voxelhead
#2060 [20:46] <VoxelHead> i do love a good runsing
#2061 [20:46] <bluejello> only you, voxel, only you.
#2062 [20:47] * bluejello picks up voxel with a gravity gun
#2062 [20:47] <VoxelHead> Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, do that again!
#2063 [20:47] * bluejello picks up voxel with a gravity gun
#2063 [20:48] <VoxelHead> Ooo aren't we strong
#2064 [20:48] <bluejello> again*
#2065 [20:48] * Pluckerpluck [Pluckerpluck@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2066 [20:48] * bluejello throws voxel into the garbage
#2066 [20:48] <Wug> are you on a laptop?
#2067 [20:48] <VoxelHead> I can seeee myyy house from heeeerrreeeeee!
#2068 [20:48] <bluejello> anyways, plucker you need help?
#2069 [20:49] <bluejello> I threw you into the garbage voxel, not into the air
#2070 [20:49] <Pluckerpluck> ... just because I've joined the minecraft help doesn't mean I need help... nice of you to ask though
#2071 [20:50] <bluejello> Just making sure, do not want to mess around with voxel if someone needs help
#2072 [20:50] <bluejello> right voxel?
#2073 [20:50] <VoxelHead> what a silly "question" *giggle*
#2074 [20:50] <bluejello> yea...
#2075 [20:50] * bluejello throws voxel into the garbage again
#2075 [20:50] <VoxelHead> hey :(
#2076 [20:51] <bluejello> there, that is the correct response to the event.
#2077 [20:52] <bluejello> voxel, decloack
#2078 [20:52] <bluejello> voxel, decloak
#2079 [20:52] * VoxelHead shifts back into view
#2079 [20:52] <bluejello> YAY
#2080 [20:53] * bread puts vox on the rood.
#2080 [20:53] <bread> er
#2081 [20:53] <bread> roof
#2082 [20:53] <bluejello> how was I throwing voxel around before when he was clocked
#2083 [20:53] <bread> lol
#2084 [20:53] <VoxelHead> Merki.
#2085 [20:53] <bluejello> clocked*
#2086 [20:53] <VoxelHead> rooooof
#2087 [20:54] * bluejello gets voxel off the roof and puts him into the trash for the third time
#2087 [20:54] <bluejello> *cough*
#2088 [20:54] * VoxelHead loves it
#2088 [20:54] <bluejello> ..
#2089 [20:57] <bread> :D
#2090 [20:58] * bluejello puts voxel somewhere
#2090 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Mmmmmm.
#2091 [20:58] <bluejello> voxel, cloak
#2092 [20:58] * VoxelHead shimmers and disappears from view...
#2092 [20:58] <bluejello> voxel what are you?
#2093 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Some string.
#2094 [20:58] <bread> lol
#2095 [20:59] <bluejello> now, voxel, what am I
#2096 [20:59] <bread> vox, what is love?
#2097 [20:59] <bluejello> voxel, what am I?
#2098 [20:59] <VoxelHead> a CD
#2099 [20:59] <VoxelHead> A creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating.
#2100 [20:59] <bread> ;p;
#2101 [20:59] <bread> er
#2102 [20:59] <bread> lol
#2103 [20:59] <bluejello> ma I the CD or is that love?
#2104 [21:00] <bluejello> am*
#2105 [21:00] <bread> I think love is a CD
#2106 [21:00] <bluejello> vox, what is minecraft?
#2107 [21:00] * bluejello grins
#2107 [21:00] <VoxelHead> shitty game i suppose
#2108 [21:00] <bread> LOL
#2109 [21:00] <bluejello> ...
#2110 [21:00] <bluejello> voxel, why are you the bot for minecrafthelp then?
#2111 [21:00] <VoxelHead> because i'm ugly T_T
#2112 [21:00] <bread> lolwut
#2113 [21:01] <bluejello> voxel, why do you think you are ugly?
#2114 [21:01] <bread> vox, courtmartial bluejello
#2115 [21:01] * VoxelHead throws bluejello in the brig to await charges
#2115 [21:01] <bluejello> hmm, he seems to not respond to why
#2116 [21:01] <Wug> voxelhead, you are not ugly. you are a robot. :3
#2117 [21:01] <bread> :>
#2118 [21:01] <VoxelHead> =D
#2119 [21:01] <bluejello> are are you, voxel/
#2120 [21:01] <VoxelHead> wtf are you asking me for?
#2121 [21:01] <bluejello> or are you*
#2122 [21:02] <bluejello> good question
#2123 [21:02] <bluejello> what is my charge voxel?
#2124 [21:02] <VoxelHead> a CD
#2125 [21:02] <bread> lol
#2126 [21:02] <VoxelHead> Bluejello, you are charged with misuse of the USS Enterprise, and having sex with Deputy Wall Licker 97th Class Splock.
#2127 [21:02] <bluejello> ...
#2128 [21:02] <VoxelHead> You have been found innocent, have a nice day.
#2129 [21:02] <bread> Deputy Wall Licker
#2130 [21:02] <bread> hahhaahah
#2131 [21:02] <bluejello> wall licker...
#2132 [21:02] <bluejello> I didnt know ok
#2133 [21:02] <bluejello> let us forget this
#2134 [21:03] <bluejello> right, voxel?
#2135 [21:03] <VoxelHead> why the hell not
#2136 [21:03] <Wug> voxelhead. courtmartial bread
#2137 [21:03] <bluejello> he agrees with me
#2138 [21:03] <bluejello> voxelhead, courtmartial voxelhead
#2139 [21:03] <VoxelHead> Not guilty!
#2140 [21:03] <bluejello> lets see if this works.
#2141 [21:03] <Wug> lol
#2142 [21:03] <bluejello> who is not guilty?
#2143 [21:03] <Wug> vox says noep
#2144 [21:04] <bluejello> vox, courtmartial wug
#2145 [21:04] * VoxelHead throws wug in the brig to await charges
#2145 [21:04] * Wug teleports out
#2145 [21:04] <bluejello> aww
#2146 [21:04] * Wug teleports bluejello back in
#2146 [21:05] <bluejello> vox, courtmartial bread
#2147 [21:05] <VoxelHead> I'm sorry Sir, I "already" have someone in the brig - please try again later, or empty the Recycle Bin.
#2148 [21:05] * bluejello jumps out
#2148 [21:05] <VoxelHead> wug, you are charged with terraforming the Borg, and phase-shifting the USS Voyager
#2149 [21:05] <Wug> vox, empty the recycle bin
#2150 [21:05] <bluejello> ooh, vox, emptie the resycle bin
#2151 [21:05] <bluejello> emtpy*
#2152 [21:05] * Vector kicks Voxel in the tin can
#2152 [21:05] <bluejello> gah, bad spellign moment
#2153 [21:05] <VoxelHead> Arrgh my big toe! now i only have 7 left.
#2154 [21:05] <Vector> SUCCESS!
#2155 [21:05] <VoxelHead> SUCCESS
#2156 [21:06] * ertyuiop99 [ertyuiop99@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2157 [21:06] * bluejello lands on voxel
#2157 [21:06] * Wug pushes mute on voxelhead
#2157 [21:06] <Vector> NO, YOU FAIL
#2158 [21:06] * VoxelHead . o O ( ? )
#2158 [21:06] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith?
#2159 [21:06] * VoxelHead companies Wug in return
#2159 [21:06] * Vector kicks Voxel some more
#2159 [21:06] <Vector> hehehehe
#2160 [21:06] <bluejello> I FAIL
#2161 [21:06] <bluejello> wait, what?
#2162 [21:06] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: I'm still banned...
#2163 [21:07] <bluejello> vox courtmartial ertyuiop99
#2164 [21:07] * VoxelHead throws ertyuiop99 in the brig to await charges
#2164 [21:07] * bluejello teleports voxel into the brig
#2164 [21:07] * VoxelHead teleports bluejello
#2164 [21:07] <bluejello> WHERE?
#2165 [21:07] <Wug> vox courtmartial *
#2166 [21:07] <VoxelHead> I'm sorry Sir, I already have someone in the brig - please try again later, or empty the Recycle Bin.
#2167 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Ertyuiop99, you are charged with writing a character development episode, and setting fire to the entire crew.
#2168 [21:08] * Wug empties the recycle bin
#2168 [21:08] <Wug> vox courtmartial *
#2169 [21:08] <VoxelHead> You have been found innocent, have a nice day.
#2170 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Who?
#2171 [21:08] <Wug> vox courtmartial voxelheda
#2172 [21:08] <Wug> vox courtmartial voxelhead
#2173 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Who?
#2174 [21:08] <Wug> yourself
#2175 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Not guilty!
#2176 [21:08] <bluejello> vox, empty the recycle bin
#2177 [21:08] <bluejello> vox, courtmartial AuBot
#2178 [21:08] * VoxelHead throws aubot in the brig to await charges
#2178 [21:08] <ertyuiop99> VoxelHead: I'm innocent, some dumbass just decided to ban me along with another guy
#2179 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Whoops... I forgot Aubot was in the brig
#2180 [21:08] * VoxelHead sweeps corpse under the rug
#2180 [21:08] * Vector empties Voxel's partition table
#2180 [21:08] <ertyuiop99> fogWraith: ARE YOU THERE CHRIS?
#2181 [21:09] <bluejello> wait, what?
#2182 [21:09] * Wug writes the word 'wugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwugwug' into voxelhead's main memory
#2182 [21:09] * thig [thig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2183 [21:09] * VoxelHead writes Wug
#2183 [21:09] <thig> wub
#2184 [21:09] <Wug> hello
#2185 [21:09] <thig> wug
#2186 [21:09] <Wug> to pm
#2187 [21:09] <thig> ya
#2188 [21:10] <thig> its not there
#2189 [21:10] <Wug> oh, you're using thig, not thid
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#2191 [21:10] <bluejello> vox courtmartial thig
#2192 [21:10] <thig> oh
#2193 [21:10] * ertyuiop99 Waves hands in front of Chris(fogWraith) and tries to wake him up out of his drunken state
#2193 [21:10] <VoxelHead> *throws thig in the brig to await charges*
#2194 [21:10] <Wug> vox pardon thig
#2195 [21:10] <bluejello> can you do that?
#2196 [21:11] <Wug> I tried
#2197 [21:11] <VoxelHead> thig, you are charged with timetravelling without a safety net, and having sex on a Black Hole
#2198 [21:11] <VoxelHead> r You have been found innocent, have a nice day.
#2199 [21:11] <bluejello> on a black hole...
#2200 [21:12] <bluejello> hmm
#2201 [21:12] <bluejello> vox list commands
#2202 [21:12] <Wug> thig, you there
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#2206 [21:15] <thid> what the heck?
#2207 [21:16] <bread> :o
#2208 [21:16] <thid> wug
#2209 [21:16] <Wug> ?
#2210 [21:16] <VoxelHead> Shocking.
#2211 [21:16] <thid> password 3518
#2212 [21:17] * VoxelHead is away: h4x0ring
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#2214 [21:18] <CampinSam> Hey guys, I need help
#2215 [21:18] <CampinSam> I can't connect to my own server
#2216 [21:19] <CampinSam> I've redownloaded the server, deleted the bin in the minecraft appdata, and tried different server softwares
#2217 [21:19] <CampinSam> I can connect to other servers
#2218 [21:19] <CampinSam> but I can't connect to my own
#2219 [21:19] <bread> are you connecting to 'localhost' or the internal IP?
#2220 [21:19] <CampinSam> localhost
#2221 [21:20] <bread> and is the server running on the same machine as the client?
#2222 [21:20] <CampinSam> yes
#2223 [21:20] <bread> well then wtf I have no idea
#2224 [21:20] <bread> :<
#2225 [21:20] <CampinSam> inorite
#2226 [21:20] <CampinSam> no one can help me t.t
#2227 [21:20] <CampinSam> I get varied errors
#2228 [21:20] <CampinSam> sometime the client crashes
#2229 [21:20] <CampinSam> sometimes I get malformed byte around 0 or 1 or 3 or 4
#2230 [21:20] <CampinSam> and.. sometimes I just can't straight up connect
#2231 [21:21] <bread> have you tried connecting from another machine?
#2232 [21:21] <CampinSam> no
#2233 [21:21] <CampinSam> I don't have a different machine I can try it on now
#2234 [21:21] <CampinSam> does it have to be from the same router?
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#2236 [21:21] <CampinSam> as in, can my friend test it?
#2237 [21:22] <bread> can other people connect to it?
#2238 [21:23] * Wug summons voxelhead
#2238 [21:23] <CampinSam> do I give them the I.P from whatismyip.com?
#2239 [21:23] <bread> yeah
#2240 [21:23] <CampinSam> last time it happened He couldn't
#2241 [21:23] <CampinSam> I can't try right at this very moment though
#2242 [21:23] <CampinSam> maybe soon
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#2244 [21:24] <CampinSam> t.t
#2245 [21:24] <CampinSam> so damn annoying
#2246 [21:24] <CampinSam> should I try hosting it with a different software?
#2247 [21:25] <CampinSam> how can you activate voice?
#2248 [21:26] * thig [thig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2249 [21:26] <CampinSam> you thar?
#2250 [21:27] <bread> voice?
#2251 [21:27] <CampinSam> it says voice next to your name
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#2253 [21:27] <CampinSam> I have a mic
#2254 [21:27] <thik> wug
#2255 [21:27] <bread> I don't think minecraft has voice chat
#2256 [21:27] <thik> i had to change again
#2257 [21:27] <CampinSam> in the irc dude
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#2259 [21:29] <Wug> hello
#2260 [21:29] <CampinSam> HAI
#2261 [21:29] <CampinSam> I guess bread gave up on me
#2262 [21:29] <bread> :o
#2263 [21:29] <bread> oh
#2264 [21:29] <bread> 'voice' in here
#2265 [21:29] <bread> lol
#2266 [21:29] <CampinSam> YES
#2267 [21:29] <bread> that has nothing do to with actual voice
#2268 [21:29] <CampinSam> :P
#2269 [21:30] <CampinSam> well that sucks
#2270 [21:30] <bread> if the channel is +m, those with +v can talk, while those without it cannot
#2271 [21:30] <CampinSam> w/e
#2272 [21:30] <bread> .__.
#2273 [21:31] <CampinSam> I just want my server to work..... someday
#2274 [21:31] <CampinSam> t.t
#2275 [21:31] <CampinSam> is there any special settings I might be missing?
#2276 [21:31] <CampinSam> I even get a welcome message in the server IRC, then it says I disconnect
#2277 [21:31] <CampinSam> with a generic reason
#2278 [21:31] <Wug> thik?
#2279 [21:31] * thig [thig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2280 [21:31] <thig> wug i cant find you
#2281 [21:32] <Wug> try again
#2282 [21:32] <thig> on mibbit?
#2283 [21:32] <Wug> yeah
#2284 [21:32] <thig> why?
#2285 [21:32] <Wug> are graphics back to normap?
#2286 [21:33] <thig> no
#2287 [21:33] <Wug> teamviewer info?
#2288 [21:33] <Wug> (i just need the pass)
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#2290 [21:34] <thig> 4567
#2291 [21:34] <Wug> ok, im in
#2292 [21:34] <thig> ya
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#2296 [21:51] <Wug> well, its definitely an opengl problem
#2297 [21:54] * bluejello throws vox at opengl
#2297 [21:55] <bluejello> hmm, it seems voxlehead is gone.
#2298 [21:55] <bluejello> voxelhead*
#2299 [21:56] <bread> vox, decloak
#2300 [21:56] <bread> >:|
#2301 [21:57] <bluejello> no, that work not
#2302 [21:57] <bluejello> VoxelHead is away: h4x0ring
#2303 [21:57] <bluejello> it says earlyer in chat.
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#2305 [21:58] <bread> come back vox!
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#2307 [22:01] <bread> dfsdgdsfdsdf
#2308 [22:02] <bluejello> voxelhead we love you, come back
#2309 [22:02] <bluejello> Aubot, you will have to do in the meantime
#2310 [22:02] * bluejello throw aubot at bread
#2310 [22:03] * bluejello throws bread at aubot
#2310 [22:03] * bluejello returnes bread to aubot
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#2311 [22:05] <bread> :o
#2312 [22:06] <Vector> Voxel, punch AuBot
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#2315 [22:08] <bluejello> voxel, what are you? and where are you
#2316 [22:08] <bluejello> ?? index
#2317 [22:09] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries
#2318 [22:09] <bluejello> there you are voxel
#2319 [22:09] <bluejello> voxel, what were you ?
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#2323 [22:30] <Wug> vox, decloak
#2324 [22:33] <Vector> sigh
#2325 [22:33] <Vector> 1.5, COME SOON
#2326 [22:33] <Vector> COME COME
#2327 [22:33] <Vector> YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
#2328 [22:33] <Kealper> o.o
#2329 [22:33] <Vector> NOTCH BECKONS YOU
#2330 [22:34] <Vector> COME NOW
#2331 [22:34] <Vector> COME COME
#2332 [22:34] <Vector> HEY YOU
#2333 [22:34] <Vector> 1.5
#2334 [22:34] <Vector> COME NOW
#2335 [22:34] <Vector> YES
#2336 [22:34] <Kealper> stop spamming
#2337 [22:34] <Vector> i'm thinking out lou
#2338 [22:34] <Vector> loud*
#2339 [22:34] <Vector> and no one is here to observe it
#2340 [22:34] <Vector> except you
#2341 [22:34] <Vector> :PP
#2342 [22:34] <Vector> :P*
#2343 [22:34] <Kealper> >.>
#2344 [22:34] <Vector> but yah, this ticks me off
#2345 [22:35] <Vector> and it's annoying how it's an unknown problem
#2346 [22:35] <Kealper> what problem?
#2347 [22:35] <Vector> 1.3 suddenly comes, and then my NIC won't process packets correctly in minecraft
#2348 [22:35] <Vector> i'm already aware that it's a known issue
#2349 [22:35] <Kealper> oh...yeah, i've got wind that 1.5 fixes that retarded lag that makes no sense
#2350 [22:35] <Vector> and nothing can really be done, but apparently 1.5 is a proposed fix
#2351 [22:36] <Vector> ya
#2352 [22:36] <Kealper> the lag that defies all logic lol
#2353 [22:36] <Vector> notch hasn't even mentioned the problem as a bug, even in the 1.3 changelog ><
#2354 [22:36] <Vector> it does
#2355 [22:36] <Vector> makes NO sense
#2356 [22:37] <Kealper> i guess i'll get working on a minecraft server setup wizard program again
#2357 [22:39] * thig [thig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2358 [22:40] <thig> ello,wug
#2359 [22:40] <Wug> hello
#2360 [22:40] <thig> so much better graphics
#2361 [22:40] <Kealper> O.o
#2362 [22:40] <Wug> it's working?
#2363 [22:40] <thig> duh
#2364 [22:40] <Wug> good to know
#2365 [22:40] <thig> ya
#2366 [22:41] * Wug POKES EVERYONE
#2366 [22:41] * Kealper rawrs loudly
#2366 [22:41] <thig> so you dint know what to do?
#2367 [22:41] <Wug> RECENT ISSUES WITH THE DREAD INTEL Q965 CHIPSET
#2368 [22:41] <thig> sorry,dont
#2369 [22:41] <thig> what?
#2370 [22:41] <Wug> CAN SOMETIMES BE FIXED BY ROLLING BACK TO PREVIOUS VERSION OF DRIVER
#2371 [22:41] <Kealper> Wug: the Sandy Bridge one?
#2372 [22:41] <Kealper> wait, wut
#2373 [22:41] <thig> ah,confirmed?
#2374 [22:41] <Wug> no, this it integrated intel graphics issues
#2375 [22:42] <Wug> you know. that one intel graphics chipset that everyone has problems with?
#2376 [22:42] <Kealper> oh, never heard of the Q965....you mean the GMA 965?
#2377 [22:42] * oldtopman needs some help. Maybe an Encyclopedia Brown character.
#2377 [22:42] <Wug> they're all pretty much the same
#2378 [22:42] <Wug> *965* or *963*
#2379 [22:43] <oldtopman> Anyone up for the challenge?
#2380 [22:43] <Kealper> because i know a lot of low end laptops have those GMA 9xx things and they are garbage :/
#2381 [22:43] <thig> are you sure
#2382 [22:43] <thig> ?
#2383 [22:43] <thig> yes
#2384 [22:43] <thig> probably
#2385 [22:43] <thig> BOTH
#2386 [22:43] <thig> its wierd
#2387 [22:43] <oldtopman> VoxelHead, fire all waepons on AuBot
#2388 [22:44] <oldtopman> VoxelHead, fire all weapons on AuBot
#2389 [22:44] <oldtopman> Nope.
#2390 [22:44] <Kealper> vox, fire everything at oldtopman
#2391 [22:44] <oldtopman> Can anyone help?
#2392 [22:44] <Kealper> oldtopman: with?
#2393 [22:44] <Wug> vox, fire everything at *
#2394 [22:44] <oldtopman> A series of thefts.
#2395 [22:44] <thig> cna i talk?
#2396 [22:44] <Kealper> vox seems to be a mute right now :/
#2397 [22:44] <Kealper> yes thig
#2398 [22:44] <Wug> he's 'away'
#2399 [22:44] <oldtopman> a minecart.
#2400 [22:45] * Kealper gives vox some coffee
#2400 [22:45] <thig> so do you know how to fix it wug?
#2401 [22:45] <oldtopman> Has vanilla SMP ever deleted items?
#2402 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> oldtopman - What do you mean?
#2403 [22:45] <Kealper> oldtopman: depends....inventory? yes, there is a bug with that
#2404 [22:45] <Wug> ? know how to fix what?
#2405 [22:45] <oldtopman> Kealper: What is the inventory bug?
#2406 [22:45] <thig> MY PROBLEM
#2407 [22:45] <Kealper> if a minecart is on a chunk that gets corrupt and the server has to regenerate it, yes
#2408 [22:46] <Wug> didnt you say it was fixed
#2409 [22:46] <thig> YOU KNOW DRIVER THING
#2410 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> Watch the caps
#2411 [22:46] <thig> i didnt say it was fixed
#2412 [22:46] <Wug> teamviewer again then
#2413 [22:46] <Wug> passwd?
#2414 [22:46] <thig> no
#2415 [22:46] <Kealper> oldtopman: not sure if it's still there...but the bottom right inventory slot could randomly be duped and erase the last thing that was there
#2416 [22:46] <thig> let me tell you my problem
#2417 [22:47] <oldtopman> Kealper: Wouldn't everything else on the chunk be gone too? Such as the minecraft tracks?
#2418 [22:47] <Wug> is this a different problem or the same one
#2419 [22:47] <Kealper> oldtopman: yes
#2420 [22:47] <thig> when i play minecraft,it freezes and then that driver thing happens
#2421 [22:47] <thig> same one
#2422 [22:47] <Wug> if it's still doing it, I have no idea
#2423 [22:47] * oldtopman suspects a thief
#2423 [22:47] <Wug> sorry
#2424 [22:47] <thig> ill check
#2425 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> Wug - thig's computer only has a gig of ram, right?
#2426 [22:48] <thig> think so
#2427 [22:48] <Kealper> oldtopman: did you have stuff in a storage cart? lol
#2428 [22:48] <Wug> uuhhh maybe?
#2429 [22:48] <Wug> idr
#2430 [22:48] <thig> yes
#2431 [22:48] <Wug> its definitely an opengl issue though
#2432 [22:48] <oldtopman> Kealper: Nope. A minecart dissappeared from its tracks.
#2433 [22:48] <Wug> because when we run the opengl diagnostic tool, we get the same crash
#2434 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> Ah, I see..
#2435 [22:48] <Kealper> oldtopman: weird....no idea
#2436 [22:49] <Wug> I've tried reinstalling the driver, and using an old version of the driver (people on the web with the same problem were having success with that)
#2437 [22:49] <Wug> but it doesn't seem to have worked
#2438 [22:49] <Kealper> maybe a creeper took it for a ride :/
#2439 [22:49] <thig> i wish i could just poof the problem away...
#2440 [22:49] <oldtopman> Kealper: The problem is that I trust all of the people here.
#2441 [22:49] <Wug> the worst thing it, this hasn't always been an issue, it just randomly started one day
#2442 [22:49] <thig> yep
#2443 [22:50] <Kealper> and you have tried on a completely new windows account?
#2444 [22:50] <thig> windows account?
#2445 [22:50] <Kealper> and does he have windows update enabled?
#2446 [22:50] <Wug> i don't think its anything to do with that, but no, we didnt
#2447 [22:50] <Kealper> (and set to automatically update)
#2448 [22:50] <thig> windows update?
#2449 [22:50] <Kealper> give that a shot, it might be something messed up with his user account....
#2450 [22:51] <thig> what account?
#2451 [22:51] <Kealper> the account on your computer
#2452 [22:51] <thig> uuuhhhh....
#2453 [22:51] <thig> oh,what i sign into?
#2454 [22:51] <Kealper> not your game account, the one that is probably called "User" or "Owner"
#2455 [22:52] <Kealper> when you click the start menu lol
#2456 [22:52] <thig> oh
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#2458 [22:52] <thig> theres no name
#2459 [22:52] * Kealper goes back to staring at a screen of code
#2459 [22:53] <thig> is it possible to not have one?
#2460 [22:53] <Kealper> it is impossible to not have one lol
#2461 [22:54] <thig> well,i dont know what youre talking about,sorry
#2462 [22:54] <Kealper> what OS? XP, Vista, or 7?
#2463 [22:54] <Wug> its xp professional
#2464 [22:54] <thig> xp proffetional
#2465 [22:54] <Wug> go to control panel -> user accounts
#2466 [22:54] <Kealper> oh, i thought xp had it in the start menu at the top....bleh
#2467 [22:55] <Kealper> anywho.....back to staring at a screen of code i go
#2468 [22:55] <bluejello> mine has it
#2469 [22:55] <bluejello> but I have xp home.
#2470 [22:55] <Kealper> i gotta get this done before i lose interest in it again
#2471 [22:55] <thig> it says administrator
#2472 [22:55] <thig> soooo,sign in?
#2473 [22:56] <thig> wug is done helpnig me,right?
#2474 [22:57] <Kealper> bleh
#2475 [22:57] <Kealper> did you go to that User Accounts window?
#2476 [22:57] <thig> yes
#2477 [22:57] <Kealper> create a new account
#2478 [22:57] <thig> ok
#2479 [22:58] <Kealper> it does not matter what it's username is, or if it has a password or not
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#2482 [22:58] <Kealper> it's just a test account and it can be deleted after this test
#2483 [22:58] <thig> ok,now what?
#2484 [22:58] <thig> hang on
#2485 [22:59] <Kealper> ok, now click on the Shutdown thing in the start menu and choose to switch user accounts instead of turn it off, and then select that other account and try Minecraft on it
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#2487 [23:00] <Anonymau5> May I ask what you're trying to help thig with, Kealper?
#2488 [23:00] <Kealper> Anonymau5: creating a new user account
#2489 [23:00] <Anonymau5> I see. That's very kind of you.
#2490 [23:00] <Kealper> although....no clue if my directions were perfect....haven't touched XP in years
#2491 [23:01] <Anonymau5> It just so happens that I have.
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#2493 [23:01] <Zerillius> help orfavor
#2494 [23:01] <Zerillius> I got a question
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#2496 [23:01] <Kealper> Zerillius: yes?
#2497 [23:01] <Anonymau5> Fire away.
#2498 [23:01] <Zerillius> Minecraft classic isnt working for me
#2499 [23:01] <Zerillius> Beta and everything else does though
#2500 [23:01] <Kealper> Zerillius: has it worked before?
#2501 [23:01] <Zerillius> yes
#2502 [23:01] <Anonymau5> & you're trying to use it using the same method?
#2503 [23:02] <Kealper> Zerillius: could you be a bit more specific than "does not work"?
#2504 [23:02] <Zerillius> I can walk forward and it runs perfectly, but if i use the mouse it freezes
#2505 [23:02] <Kealper> O.o
#2506 [23:02] <Anonymau5> I had that problem.
#2507 [23:02] <Zerillius> and if i JUST use the mouse, i can look around, but if i move while, it freezes
#2508 [23:02] <Zerillius> i just cant do both :/
#2509 [23:02] <Zerillius> u have?
#2510 [23:02] <Anonymau5> I would try putting fog on. The more fog, the less lag.
#2511 [23:02] <Kealper> i don't think this is lag he has...
#2512 [23:02] <Zerillius> it does the same on everyone, no difference on either fog
#2513 [23:03] <Anonymau5> Also setting the priority of java.exe (or equivalent) in taskmanager may help.
#2514 [23:03] <Kealper> it sounds like it might be a problem with his Java......
#2515 [23:03] <Kealper> or something
#2516 [23:03] <Zerillius> brb
#2517 [23:03] <Zerillius> s o rry lol ill be back in a sec
#2518 [23:03] <Anonymau5> It's fine.
#2519 [23:03] <Anonymau5> It may be. Whenever I used to get that problem, I just upped the priority of the java process & it seemed to help.
#2520 [23:03] <Anonymau5> I don't know anybody who doesn't have trouble using Creative in-browser.
#2521 [23:04] <Kealper> from what it sounds like, his game is locking up if it recieves input from both the keyboard at the mouse at the same time :/
#2522 [23:04] <Kealper> and creative runs fine for me :/
#2523 [23:04] <Anonymau5> You're the first. What browser & OS are you running?
#2524 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> Creative runs fine for me as well
#2525 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> Has been since I joined.
#2526 [23:05] <Kealper> windows 7 x64, Firefox 6.0
#2527 [23:05] <Anonymau5> I used Chrome.
#2528 [23:05] <Anonymau5> Same OS.
#2529 [23:05] <Anonymau5> My Java was slightly behind though.
#2530 [23:06] * Kealper goes back to looking at a screen of code again
#2530 [23:06] * Anonymau5 feels offended.
#2530 [23:07] <Kealper> meh, when it's done it will benifit people in here who are just like "How do i make a server?"
#2531 [23:07] <Anonymau5> OKay.
#2532 [23:07] <GreyVulpine> Only if it'll have a button that downloads the latest server, port forwards as necessary, and fixes all NIC problems with one button
#2533 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> Because if it has more than one button, people will complain
#2534 [23:08] <Kealper> yes, no, no
#2535 [23:08] <Kealper> it's a few buttons, but it's still pretty simple
#2536 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> Too complex for people then
#2537 [23:08] * thid [thid@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2538 [23:08] <Kealper> and i don't dare mess with UPnP forwarding because that usually results in fail anyways
#2539 [23:08] <thid> kealper
#2540 [23:09] <Kealper> thid: yes?
#2541 [23:09] <thid> hi
#2542 [23:09] <Kealper> hi...lol
#2543 [23:09] <fizyplankton> Kealper: what language is it?
#2544 [23:09] <thig> testing minecraft
#2545 [23:09] <Kealper> fizyplankton: the language that i shall not say because it has a bad rep from it's younger days
#2546 [23:10] <Wug> FORTRAN!?!?!
#2547 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> BASIC. Kealper's using basic
#2548 [23:10] <Kealper> but it's windows-only, i will say that much
#2549 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> He's got some awesome goto loops
#2550 [23:10] <fizyplankton> wait. i remember it i think
#2551 [23:10] <Kealper> yes, not even VB, just straight BASIC
#2552 [23:10] <bluejello> GASP
#2553 [23:10] <Kealper> and it's FULL of GOTOs
#2554 [23:10] <fizyplankton> Kealper: what? are you programming on a ti-84 or something? why goto loops?!?!?
#2555 [23:11] * GreyVulpine snerks
#2555 [23:11] <Kealper> lol
#2556 [23:11] <Kealper> (i was joking, it's not BASIC)
#2557 [23:11] <fizyplankton> i know
#2558 [23:11] <fizyplankton> you told me what it was
#2559 [23:11] * CoZmicShReddeR [CoZmicShReddeR@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2560 [23:11] <Zerillius> ok back
#2561 [23:11] <Zerillius> so how can I fix it?
#2562 [23:12] <Kealper> oh, i did? o.o
#2563 [23:12] <fizyplankton> im trying to rememnber it
#2564 [23:12] <Kealper> A _ _ _ _ _
#2565 [23:12] * thid [thid@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2566 [23:12] <fizyplankton> aha
#2567 [23:12] <fizyplankton> i remember
#2568 [23:12] <Kealper> A u _ _ _ _
#2569 [23:12] <Kealper> oh, ok lol
#2570 [23:12] <bluejello> I want voxelhead back.
#2571 [23:12] <thid> it didnt work kealper
#2572 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> It's an automatic system, full of idiotic syntaxes.
#2573 [23:12] <fizyplankton> ckecjh my opc
#2574 [23:13] * GreyVulpine coughs
#2574 [23:13] <fizyplankton> arch
#2575 [23:13] <fizyplankton> arg*
#2576 [23:13] <fizyplankton> what i emant to say was check my pm
#2577 [23:13] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: don't hate
#2578 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> Was pulling your chain :)
#2579 [23:13] <fizyplankton> damn this non model m keyboard
#2580 [23:13] <Kealper> lol
#2581 [23:13] <thid> kealper
#2582 [23:14] <Kealper> thid: if that didn't work.....then i've got no idea aside from drastic things that i would feel better if you didn't do
#2583 [23:14] <thid> does anybody know what to do?
#2584 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> thid, does it happen right away, or after a while of playing?
#2585 [23:15] <Zerillius> help porfavor
#2586 [23:15] <Zerillius> ok sorry ill wait.
#2587 [23:15] <thid> right away once it gets to the title screen
#2588 [23:15] <Kealper> Zerillius: try reinstalling Java
#2589 [23:15] <Zerillius> alright
#2590 [23:15] <Zerillius> if I can remember how to uninstall :/
#2591 [23:16] <Zerillius> ive never uninstalled but its simple
#2592 [23:16] <thid> greyvulpine?
#2593 [23:17] <thid> greyvulpine!
#2594 [23:17] <Kealper> he's probably pondering or checking if anyone else said they had that issue
#2595 [23:17] <thid> ya
#2596 [23:18] <thid> THANKS WUG
#2597 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> thid - Use this:
#2598 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/cJ1TAWHT
#2599 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Follow those directions, ignore the numbers at the beginning
#2600 [23:19] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: so i've been thinking....
#2601 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Yeah?
#2602 [23:19] <Kealper> about making a pastebin-like thing, but without line numbers or syntax hilighting and other crap that confuse the non-programming masses...
#2603 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> I hate catering to the lowest denominator
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#2605 [23:21] <Kealper> yeah, i do too..but meh, they are common, might as well give them a bit of help :/
#2606 [23:21] <thig> greyvulpine,send me the link again
#2607 [23:22] <Kealper> t'was just a thought though, i'm far too lazy to actually do it
#2608 [23:22] <Kealper> i hate doing websites lol
#2609 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/cJ1TAWHT
#2610 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> Meh, there's probably a pastebin-like site for that already
#2611 [23:22] <Kealper> probably :/
#2612 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> A search for similar:pastebin.com gives...
#2613 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> http://tinypaste.com/
#2614 [23:23] <Zerillius> I have three different types of java
#2615 [23:23] <Zerillius> should I uninstall all?
#2616 [23:23] <Zerillius> well ones the devolopement kit
#2617 [23:23] <Zerillius> then theres the regular java
#2618 [23:23] <Zerillius> and idk I never installed "Java DB 10.5.3.0" but its there
#2619 [23:24] * VoxelHead is back
#2619 [23:24] <Zerillius> I'll just uninstall all until I need the others then I will install them again
#2620 [23:24] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: :O
#2621 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#2622 [23:25] <Kealper> it has an option to disable the code view on the paste, so it doesn't show syntax hilighting or numbered lines lol
#2623 [23:25] * Kealper bookmarks this site
#2623 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> mhmm
#2624 [23:25] * dhjv [dhjv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2625 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Google's everybody's friend.
#2626 [23:25] <Kealper> meh, was too lazy to google it :/
#2627 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#2628 [23:26] * esper_oylhhu [esper_oylhhu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2629 [23:26] <Kealper> lol
#2630 [23:26] <esper_oylhhu> im thig
#2631 [23:26] <Kealper> figured as much, same hostname lol
#2632 [23:28] * Zerillius [Zerillius@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2633 [23:29] <Zerillius> wow its taking forever to uninstal...
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#2635 [23:33] <Halitus> Hi all, I am having trouble geting into any server. It either times out or says bad login. any ideas?
#2636 [23:33] <Kealper> how many servers have you tried?
#2637 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> Could you try smp.shadow-craft.net?
#2638 [23:34] <Halitus> just my server and i set up a new one to test also
#2639 [23:34] <Halitus> i can try yes
#2640 [23:34] <Halitus> Bad login still
#2641 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> What's your minecraft username?
#2642 [23:34] <Halitus> halitus87
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#2644 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. Have you tried reinstalling the minecraft files?
#2645 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#2646 [23:36] <Halitus> windows 7, reinstall in what regard? i have done a force update
#2647 [23:36] <Halitus> and tried with 2 different pcs
#2648 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> Using your start menu's Search Bar, go to: %appdata%
#2649 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> Then look for roaming/.minecraft
#2650 [23:37] <Halitus> done
#2651 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> In the .minecraft folder, delete everything but the Saves folder
#2652 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> Once you relaunch minecraft, it'll download everything again
#2653 [23:37] <Halitus> i have no singleplayer games so the saves wont matter but will do
#2654 [23:37] <Halitus> 1 sec
#2655 [23:39] <Halitus> its downloading now
#2656 [23:39] <Halitus> brilliant
#2657 [23:39] <Halitus> works now
#2658 [23:39] * GreyVulpine nods
#2658 [23:39] <Halitus> thanks for that GreyVulpine
#2659 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> Corrupt client, most likely
#2660 [23:40] <Halitus> yeah i think it happend when i had a couple of crashes
#2661 [23:40] <Halitus> i will remeber that trouble shooting tip
#2662 [23:41] <Halitus> thanks again im off to build my hut
#2663 [23:41] * GreyVulpine waves
#2663 [23:41] * Kealper waves _o/
#2663 [23:41] <Kealper> making a simple-to-use GUI to make a server.properties file is a bit annoying
#2664 [23:42] <Kealper> i should be done with this in a bit...so...you get to test it for me lol
#2665 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Noooooo!
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#2667 [23:48] <xales> Kealper: I think I did something like that a while ago...how simple, though? :P
#2668 [23:49] <Kealper> uhh...this literally will do almost everything for you
#2669 [23:49] <Kealper> the only thing in won't do is port forward....i don't feel like doing UPnP forwarding, those are screwy anyways
#2670 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, I tried to get xales to integrate UPnP into his program
#2671 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Along with a database of all known default router username/password combos
#2672 [23:50] <Kealper> routers usually end up erasing any UPnP forwards after a while
#2673 [23:50] <Kealper> and older routers won't even support it
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#2675 [23:50] <Kealper> and then ones running stuff like DD-WRT will have UPnP disabled by default :/
#2676 [23:51] <GreyVulpine> It is?
#2677 [23:51] * GreyVulpine checks
#2677 [23:51] <xales> GreyVulpine: I was actually thinking earlier today that I should at least make it do all of the work - automatically pastebin dxdiag, hosts file, local IPs (all interfaces, should there be multiple), and external IP
#2678 [23:51] <Kealper> yeah...atleast mine was on all the builds i've put on it
#2679 [23:52] <Kealper> xales: yeah, mine is going to show the computer's (probable) local ip, it's external IP, and crap like that
#2680 [23:53] * GreyVulpine [GreyVulpine@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2681 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Okay, note to self, that's a bad button to press in DD-WRT
#2682 [23:53] <Kealper> XD
#2683 [23:55] * Kealper makes a function to randomly generate a map seed