#MinecraftHelp > 2011-06-14
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#3 [00:02] <Wug> dopeghoti - raise the limit on the repeated characters thing to like 20 repeats
#4 [00:03] <Wug> its more annoying than it is useful at this point
#5 [00:03] <Kealper> ^
#6 [00:07] <klb> Can anyone tell me how I can install a mod? Have not had any luck with the tutorials on youtube.
#7 [00:07] <Kealper> #risucraft can
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#9 [00:07] <Kealper> (click it if you are unsure how to use it)
#10 [00:08] <mib_wxka2v> need help with minecraft
#11 [00:08] <mib_wxka2v> crashes when i log in
#12 [00:08] <klb> I am unsure about everything, including how to use this site. I'm a newby. Thanks
#13 [00:09] <Kealper> just click this text: #risucraft
#14 [00:09] <Kealper> mib_wxka2v: did you install any mods or texture packs?
#15 [00:13] <klb> installed millenaire but it didn't work
#16 [00:14] <Kealper> so ask in #risucraft.... if you didn't understand the click thing, just type "/join #risucraft" without quotes and press enter
#17 [00:14] <Kealper> ask in there, this channel is not for mod support
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#19 [00:16] <mib_nsgu3y> Anyone here to help?
#20 [00:16] <mib_nsgu3y> i have an ingame issue
#21 [00:16] <Kealper> what sort of issue?
#22 [00:17] <mib_nsgu3y> Whenever i afk, i get the error "D/c end of stream" and when i re-join, i die
#23 [00:17] <Wug> chances are you probably die THEN get the end of stream
#24 [00:17] <Kealper> you're already dead by the time you get that end of stream, just don't go afk where things can kill you >.>
#25 [00:17] <Wug> you get disconnected after a while if you stay dead
#26 [00:17] <mib_nsgu3y> u sure?
#27 [00:18] <Wug> test it, its a known bug
#28 [00:18] <mib_nsgu3y> dam
#29 [00:18] <Kealper> no, i've got no idea what i'm talking about ._.
#30 [00:18] <Wug> ^ true statement
#31 [00:18] <mib_nsgu3y> basically, i have an automatic farm and i afk
#32 [00:18] <Wug> he's a raving loony
#33 [00:18] <Kealper> BAH!
#34 [00:18] <mib_nsgu3y> guess il try putting some blocks around me
#35 [00:18] <Wug> I don't know why he even comes here
#36 [00:18] <Kealper> PUMPKINS
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#39 [00:19] <Wug> yeah, if you die you get disconnected because the client doesnt respond to keepalive packets or something
#40 [00:19] <Kealper> ^
#41 [00:19] <mib_nsgu3y> damn
#42 [00:19] <mib_nsgu3y> are u 100% its because of dying tho?
#43 [00:19] <Wug> yes.
#44 [00:19] <Wug> test it
#45 [00:19] <Wug> die and wait about 30 seconds
#46 [00:19] <Kealper> easiest way to prevent that is to dig a hole in the ground and put a lit on it if you have to go afk in a field
#47 [00:20] <Kealper> hop in the hole, too...that helps
#48 [00:20] <Wug> or you could just disconnect
#49 [00:20] <Kealper> or that
#50 [00:20] <mib_nsgu3y> i go afk on a sort of staricase
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#53 [00:20] <Wug> you're stark raving mad right kealper? join #trololo
#54 [00:20] <mib_nsgu3y> like which only 1 block width
#55 [00:20] <Wug> we need people like you
#56 [00:20] <TimVeltkamp|Away> what to do if minecraft freezes at "updating minecraft"?
#57 [00:21] <Kealper> Wug: do i even want to know? lol
#58 [00:21] <[FKU]Greycloak> mine just keeps crashing after the mojang splash
#59 [00:21] <Wug> everyone auto ops
#60 [00:21] <[FKU]Greycloak> going to try it on linux right now
#61 [00:21] <Kealper> Wug: is there a bit in there to do it?
#62 [00:21] <Wug> aka you can have opfights
#63 [00:21] <Kealper> bot*
#64 [00:21] <Wug> no, its done with a chanserv flag
#65 [00:22] <Kealper> oh
#66 [00:22] <Wug> /cs flags #trololo *!*@* +O
#67 [00:22] <Kealper> i was going to throw aubot in there to do it if there wasn't already something set lol
#68 [00:23] <Kealper> ok so.... TimVeltkamp|Away
#69 [00:23] <Wug> im trying to convince lahwran to upgrade crow so it can kick
#70 [00:23] <Kealper> TimVeltkamp|Away: do you have any firewall or antivirus software?
#71 [00:23] <Wug> then we can kick each other in yet another fun and interresting way
#72 [00:23] <TimVeltkamp|Away> it only just stopped working
#73 [00:23] <TimVeltkamp|Away> had it and antivirus insalled way before
#74 [00:23] <Kealper> ??> TimVeltkamp|Away win/reinst
#75 [00:23] <VoxelHead> TimVeltkamp|Away: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#76 [00:23] <VoxelHead> TimVeltkamp|Away: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#77 [00:24] <Kealper> also try a new launcher, too...to make sure that isn't an issue either
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#79 [00:24] <[FKU]Greycloak> i tried those steps myself already...still crashes
#80 [00:24] <TimVeltkamp|Away> site down?
#81 [00:25] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#82 [00:25] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
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#84 [00:26] <Crus> does anyone know if the pulsers are fizzling out in smp servers?
#85 [00:26] <Kealper> [FKU]Greycloak: you said linux, is it safe to assume you are not 11 and actually know your way around a computer?
#86 [00:26] <Kealper> Crus: restart the server, it's a known issue
#87 [00:27] <Crus> alright thanks
#88 [00:27] <Crus> much appriciated <3
#89 [00:27] <Kealper> Crus: for some reason, redstone torches just stop interacting with other stuff, not sure why :/
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#94 [00:31] <TimVeltkamp|Away> alright thanks
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#97 [00:33] <quiggle> hi
#98 [00:33] <Kealper> hi
#99 [00:33] <quiggle> i need some help
#100 [00:33] <Kealper> ?? ask
#101 [00:33] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#102 [00:33] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#103 [00:35] <quiggle> i was trying to download a mod and i wasnt working so i deleted what i added to the minecraft .jar and now i keep on getting this black screen
#104 [00:35] <Kealper> ?? win/reinst
#105 [00:35] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#106 [00:35] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#107 [00:36] <Kealper> wow
#108 [00:36] <Kealper> meh, wrong channel to be discussing in
#109 [00:37] <quiggle> so i delete bin, resources, stats texturepacks, last login and options??
#110 [00:38] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Yes, everything but the saves folder.
#111 [00:38] <Kealper> quiggle: don't delete stats
#112 [00:38] <Kealper> quiggle: you can leave options, too
#113 [00:40] <quiggle> Omg it worked!!
#114 [00:40] <quiggle> thank you so much
#115 [00:40] <quiggle> i was really worried
#116 [00:40] <Tanjoodo_iPod> :D
#117 [00:46] <[FKU]Greycloak> Kealper> [FKU]Greycloak: you said linux, is it safe to assume you are not 11 and actually know your way around a computer?
#118 [00:46] <[FKU]Greycloak> indeed
#119 [00:46] <[FKU]Greycloak> and it works on neither windows nor linux
#120 [00:47] <Kealper> hmm
#121 [00:47] <[FKU]Greycloak> on my linux box the game loads, but its at the pause menu
#122 [00:47] <Kealper> does it just black screen?
#123 [00:48] <Kealper> bah
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#125 [00:48] <[FKU]Greycloak> xchat went all weird on me
#126 [00:49] <Kealper> <@Kealper> does it just black screen?
#127 [00:49] <Kealper> on windows, that is
#128 [00:49] <[FKU]Greycloak> anyway..in windows it passes the mojang logo, shows the background then goes dark
#129 [00:49] <Kealper> hmm
#130 [00:49] <[FKU]Greycloak> i can see a hint of the java error but it disappears
#131 [00:49] <Kealper> prepare for a canned response
#132 [00:49] <Kealper> : Try following the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#133 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Any files in ~/home that start with hs_err_pid?
#134 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Please pastebin if there are
#135 [00:50] <[FKU]Greycloak> i assume that would involve java being up to date, deleting the folders and letting the game update itself
#136 [00:50] <[FKU]Greycloak> it doesnt crash in linux
#137 [00:50] <[FKU]Greycloak> it just wont let me into the game
#138 [00:50] <[FKU]Greycloak> it starts on the pause menu and when i click 'back to game' it just says saving level
#139 [00:50] <[FKU]Greycloak> on windows its not generating any error log as far as i can tell
#140 [00:51] <Kealper> do what i said inside that pastebin link, since i'm too lazy to type out what to put inside the bat file lol
#141 [00:51] <Kealper> that'll get a cmd window open so it can catch any errors
#142 [00:52] <[FKU]Greycloak> i'll have to try that later. i already shut down the windows pc
#143 [00:52] <Kealper> oh lol
#144 [00:52] <[FKU]Greycloak> i'd like to know why i cant get into the game on linux though
#145 [00:52] <[FKU]Greycloak> its bizarre
#146 [00:52] <Kealper> that....i'm not sure
#147 [00:53] <Kealper> drivers/java is up to date on the nix box?
#148 [00:53] <[FKU]Greycloak> yeah
#149 [00:53] <[FKU]Greycloak> and i can see the game rendering behind the pause screen
#150 [00:53] <[FKU]Greycloak> but i can't exit the pause menu to get to the game
#151 [00:53] <Kealper> weird...
#152 [00:53] <[FKU]Greycloak> very
#153 [00:53] <[FKU]Greycloak> especially since it worked fine last week
#154 [00:53] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: ever heard of that?
#155 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> Distro of *nix?
#156 [00:54] <[FKU]Greycloak> ubuntu 9.10
#157 [00:54] <Tanjoodo_iPod> oobuntu
#158 [00:54] <GreyVulpine> Running OpenJDK or Sun's
#159 [00:55] <[FKU]Greycloak> sun
#160 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.
#161 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Have you done a wipe of ~/.minecraft files (excluding saves), just to get a fresh batch of files
#162 [00:56] <[FKU]Greycloak> lol..now its not even going past the mojang screen
#163 [00:56] <[FKU]Greycloak> and yes, on both platforms
#164 [00:56] <[FKU]Greycloak> i give up
#165 [00:57] <[FKU]Greycloak> i do tech support 40 hours a week and I cant be bothered to think about this anymore tonight
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#167 [00:57] <[FKU]Greycloak> thanks for the help though
#168 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> The only thing I can think of, is to update lwjgl.
#169 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#170 [00:58] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Here's what I do when I have a problem: I leave it be! After a couple of days it either works on its own or I get fed up and somehow I fix it.
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#172 [01:00] <Tanjoodo_iPod> I almost never seek support :P
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#174 [01:00] <Kealper> lol
#175 [01:01] <Kealper> maybe i'm just lucky....but i have rarely had problems that require me to seek support :/
#176 [01:03] <mib_vbny51> i can not start my my game it says that the java Runtime Environment installation and it says that the runtime is corrupted
#177 [01:03] <Kealper> mib_vbny51: what operating system are you using?
#178 [01:03] <mib_vbny51> dell
#179 [01:03] <Kealper> not quite what i meant
#180 [01:03] <Kealper> what color is your start button?
#181 [01:04] <mib_vbny51> white
#182 [01:05] <Kealper> the button at the bottom left of your screen is white?
#183 [01:05] <mib_vbny51> blue
#184 [01:05] <mib_vbny51> and it is windows
#185 [01:05] <Kealper> right then...assuming Vista or 7
#186 [01:05] <mib_vbny51> yea
#187 [01:06] <Kealper> you'll need to go in to the Control Panel and open Programs and Features, and uninstall anything with "Java" in it's name
#188 [01:06] <Kealper> and then tell me when you've done that
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#191 [01:08] <AG_Scott> Kealper: can you script uninstalls?
#192 [01:09] <Kealper> AG_Scott: on windows, yes
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#194 [01:09] <AG_Scott> I wonder if it would be worth the time to script a "fix it" for Minecraft correctly common problems.
#195 [01:09] <AG_Scott> correcting*
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#197 [01:10] <Kealper> AG_Scott: xales made one, it's in the works right now
#198 [01:10] <AG_Scott> Ah
#199 [01:10] <AG_Scott> My friend is working on the paste thingy now.
#200 [01:10] <Kealper> pastebin for this channel?
#201 [01:11] <Kealper> or what?
#202 [01:11] <Kealper> hmm....my computer's uptime is reading 13:08:24:21
#203 [01:12] <Kealper> i think that's days:hours:minutes:seconds lol
#204 [01:12] <AG_Scott> Yeah but it will integrate with IRC.
#205 [01:12] <AG_Scott> He should be done soon so we can test it.
#206 [01:12] <Kealper> xales had an idea to make a pastebin one that could hit a module running on aubot to make aubot announce the paste inside the channel as the user submitted it
#207 [01:12] <AG_Scott> yes
#208 [01:12] <AG_Scott> this will do that
#209 [01:13] <Kealper> oh, is there a fancy thing that could be made to have it poke aubot? i'm sure no one wants another bot in here :/
#210 [01:13] <AG_Scott> Man, I'm going to need more IPs or get an exception on scottdollins.com soon.
#211 [01:13] <AG_Scott> Not really
#212 [01:14] <AG_Scott> It needs to be on the same host as the pastebin
#213 [01:14] <Kealper> oh....bah
#214 [01:14] <Kealper> idk if others will want another bot in here
#215 [01:14] <AG_Scott> It doesn't need op.
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#217 [01:14] <AG_Scott> Just voice
#218 [01:15] <AG_Scott> and if it goes nutter, you can devoice it and it will shut up.
#219 [01:15] <Kealper> but i just mean another bot in general...ultimately it's something that should be put past Grey
#220 [01:15] <AG_Scott> I believe I talked to him about it
#221 [01:15] <calatalee> i did that thing
#222 [01:15] <AG_Scott> but I may try to make Statistics and it be the same.
#223 [01:16] <AG_Scott> Statistics: should be voiced :(
#224 [01:16] <Kealper> didn't even know it was in here
#225 [01:16] <AG_Scott> xD
#226 [01:16] <AG_Scott> it doesn't do anything besides log the channel
#227 [01:16] <AG_Scott> http://minecraftirc.net/statistics ;p
#228 [01:16] <AG_Scott> blah
#229 [01:16] <AG_Scott> that needs www. in front of it
#230 [01:17] <Kealper> fix that D:
#231 [01:17] <AG_Scott> i cant
#232 [01:17] <AG_Scott> Google is stupid about it
#233 [01:17] <Kealper> you can't have both point to the same thing? :/
#234 [01:18] <AG_Scott> minecraftirc.net redirects to www.minecraftirc.net
#235 [01:18] <AG_Scott> their sites system isn't very friendly
#236 [01:18] <Kealper> meh
#237 [01:18] <AG_Scott> I don't want to host it myself because Google can stand up better to attacks than my 512mb VPS running tons of other crap
#238 [01:19] <Kealper> i'd hope so lol
#239 [01:19] <AG_Scott> I need to poke AndrewPH|AFK.
#240 [01:19] <AndrewPH|AFK> hi
#241 [01:19] <AG_Scott> I want to show you something.
#242 [01:19] <AndrewPH|AFK> I think I know what
#243 [01:20] <AG_Scott> Tell me!
#244 [01:20] <AndrewPH|AFK> MCL
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#246 [01:26] <mib_fk7l9j> cannot create java virtual machine error.. researched it as much as i could but still no fixx.. ive tried everything... any ideas???
#247 [01:26] <Kealper> hwo much ram do you have?
#248 [01:26] <Kealper> how*
#249 [01:26] <mib_fk7l9j> 16g
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#251 [01:27] <mib_fk7l9j> kinda sucks having to play it in a browser atm
#252 [01:28] <obbiE> so no ideas?
#253 [01:28] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Reinstalling Java?
#254 [01:29] <obbiE> i just reisntalled with the newest version of java
#255 [01:29] <obbiE> no fix
#256 [01:29] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Uhm... Are you using Windows?
#257 [01:30] <obbiE> im running 64 bit win7, 1090T, 16gb ram, 6950x2, 890fx ud7 mb
#258 [01:30] <obbiE> :)
#259 [01:30] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Are you sure you're using 64bit Java?
#260 [01:30] <obbiE> how do i tell that
#261 [01:31] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Well, when you downloaded the installer, did you choose the 64bit version?
#262 [01:32] <obbiE> it says 'Java (64 Bit)' when i type java in search
#263 [01:32] <obbiE> so i guess so
#264 [01:33] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Okay.
#265 [01:33] <Tanjoodo_iPod> What antivirus do you use?
#266 [01:33] <obbiE> bit torrent
#267 [01:34] <Tanjoodo_iPod> ...
#268 [01:34] <Tanjoodo_iPod> BitTorrent is an antivirus?
#269 [01:34] <obbiE> sorry sorry.. bit defender lol
#270 [01:34] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Lol
#271 [01:35] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Well, make sure that Minecraft.exe isn't blocked or something.
#272 [01:35] <obbiE> ok ill do some more looking around
#273 [01:36] <Tanjoodo_iPod> :)
#274 [01:36] <obbiE> a couple of vids on youtube might have the answer
#275 [01:36] <obbiE> ty sir's
#276 [01:36] <Gryphin> Sorry to jump in, does anyone have any ideas on this issue: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/377758-redstone-inverter-ie-torches-failing/page__gopid__5416156#entry5416156
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#278 [01:37] <Kealper> Gryphin: known issue, only think you can do is to restart the server if it happens
#279 [01:38] <Kealper> not sure what causes it
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#281 [01:38] <Tanjoodo_iPod> I know what causes it, crappy coding that's what.
#282 [01:38] <Kealper> ^
#283 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> Oh, I think jeb had an answer for the redstone thingy
#284 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> One sec while I wade through twitter feeds
#285 [01:39] <Gryphin> ya, it's the damn repeat-inside-0.33second burnout bull
#286 [01:39] <Kealper> Gryphin: no, that isn't a bug
#287 [01:39] <Gryphin> i even put a 5-Clock on the circuit, and it burned out
#288 [01:39] <Gryphin> ya, sadly, not a bug, a feature
#289 [01:39] <Kealper> Gryphin: what you are probably experiencing is the actual bug, where redstone torches and the likes just stop accepting state changes for some reason
#290 [01:39] <Gryphin> didn't know if there was any workaround found so far
#291 [01:40] <Gryphin> ah, wonderful coding is the cause then
#292 [01:40] <Kealper> basically
#293 [01:40] <Gryphin> guess i'll just have to backburner the automatic doors for the whole place til it gets fixed
#294 [01:40] <Kealper> a 5-tick clock should work normally when that bug doesn't happy
#295 [01:40] <Kealper> happen*
#296 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> "@fazi0 Because the block update list isn't saved when the chunks are unloaded from memory. We know about this problem"
#297 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/78447500704481280+
#298 [01:41] <Kealper> ehh....is that with the same bug?
#299 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> I think so?
#300 [01:41] <Kealper> or is that the "my clock stops after i get too far away or log out" one?
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#302 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> I don't know anymore
#303 [01:41] <Gryphin> aaha, GreyVulpine. Altho I find it amazing that the chunks are unloaded from memory while I'm standing there activating them
#304 [01:41] <Kealper> i don't think they are related
#305 [01:42] <mib_zei84g> so what servers work for multiplayer on the beta version
#306 [01:42] <Kealper> mib_zei84g: beta servers
#307 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#308 [01:42] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#309 [01:42] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#310 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> That should give you a few thousand servers to work with
#311 [01:43] <mib_zei84g> do a majority of them work?
#312 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> Up to you to find out
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#315 [01:46] <mib_7dpuxm> hello?
#316 [01:46] <Kealper> hi
#317 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#318 [01:46] <username> how does this work?
#319 [01:47] <username> 1st time on this site
#320 [01:47] <Zakk> changed my name :D
#321 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> We see that
#322 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> Got a question, just ask.
#323 [01:47] <Zakk> oh
#324 [01:47] <Zakk> well my minecraft isnt working...
#325 [01:48] <Zakk> u kno about that?
#326 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us any more information than that?
#327 [01:48] <Zakk> ok
#328 [01:48] <Zakk> i downloaded some texture pack then the screen turned black
#329 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> Do you know how to get rid of the texture pack?
#330 [01:49] <Zakk> i reloaded it then it stayed bkack
#331 [01:49] <Zakk> i cant get on the game so no
#332 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#333 [01:49] <Zakk> u mean like windows 7?
#334 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#335 [01:49] <Zakk> thats what i have
#336 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> Zakk win/.minecraft
#337 [01:49] <VoxelHead> Zakk: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#338 [01:50] <GreyVulpine> Delete the texturepacks folder once you get to .minecraft
#339 [01:50] <Tanjoodo_Away> %appdata% without the quotes :)
#340 [01:50] <Zakk> ok
#341 [01:51] <Zakk> it wont let me delete it >.<
#342 [01:51] <Tanjoodo_Away> Zakk: Close the game.
#343 [01:51] <Zakk> oh duh...
#344 [01:51] <Zakk> lol
#345 [01:51] <Tanjoodo_Away> :P
#346 [01:52] <Zakk> i deleted it
#347 [01:52] <GreyVulpine> Now run minecraft again
#348 [01:52] <Zakk> im going 2 run the game now
#349 [01:52] <Zakk> yes!
#350 [01:52] <Zakk> thank you
#351 [01:52] <Tanjoodo_Away> :D
#352 [01:53] * GreyVulpine nods
#352 [01:53] <Zakk> i didnt think this site would help
#353 [01:53] <Tanjoodo_Away> We always help :)
#354 [01:53] <GreyVulpine> It's what we're here for.
#355 [01:53] <Zakk> alright tysm bye :)
#356 [01:54] * GreyVulpine waves
#356 [01:54] <Zakk> time 2 play minecraft!
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#360 [01:59] <bugweiser> will any glitches happen in the next update because the last update something took my game out
#361 [02:00] <Kealper> ?? win/reinst
#362 [02:00] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#363 [02:00] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#364 [02:02] <bugweiser> how do i change my skin because it keeps saying java.lang.nullpointerexception
#365 [02:03] <Kealper> you don't change your skin ingame
#366 [02:03] <Kealper> and did you have any mods installed prior to the game update?
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#369 [02:03] <bugweiser> how do i because i keep on seeing videos that people have changed their skin
#370 [02:04] <Kealper> on your profile page on minecraft.net
#371 [02:04] <Kealper> it gives an option to upload a custom skin
#372 [02:04] <Kealper> alternatively: http://minecraftskins.com
#373 [02:04] <bugweiser> how would i do that
#374 [02:05] <AG_Scott> Do we need to make a guide for changing skins? xd
#375 [02:05] <AG_Scott> I can do do it...
#376 [02:05] <AG_Scott> go do*
#377 [02:05] <Kealper> if you want to, be my gust lol
#378 [02:05] <Kealper> guest*
#379 [02:05] <bugweiser> hahaha
#380 [02:06] <AG_Scott> I need to change mine anyways
#381 [02:06] <Kealper> yeah, mine is getting old....not sure what i want now though
#382 [02:06] <bugweiser> wait do i go to skindex
#383 [02:06] <Kealper> if you wanted
#384 [02:06] <Kealper> they have lots of skins
#385 [02:06] <AG_Scott> I got a skin for Snowman
#386 [02:07] <bugweiser> and i just updated minecraft my house is so big and iv only had it for 2 weeks
#387 [02:07] <bugweiser> after i find a skin what do i do
#388 [02:09] <Kealper> click the blue up arrow to the right of the page for the skin you wanted
#389 [02:09] <Kealper> it'll take you to minecraft.net and ask if you wanted to use that skin
#390 [02:09] * Kealper stabs noobs
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#391 [02:10] <Kealper> all these Chewbacca skins suck
#392 [02:10] * Kealper checks for normal Ewoks
#392 [02:10] <mib_rbdat1> after i find a skin on skindex what do ido
#393 [02:10] <Kealper> click the blue up arrow to the right of the page for the skin you wanted
#394 [02:10] <Kealper> it'll take you to minecraft.net and ask if you wanted to use that skin
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#396 [02:11] <mermi> hi
#397 [02:11] <mib_rbdat1> do i click the button that says yes switch skin bellow
#398 [02:11] <mermi> help
#399 [02:11] <mermi> help
#400 [02:11] <mermi> help
#401 [02:11] <mermi> help
#402 [02:11] <mermi> help
#403 [02:11] <mermi> help
#404 [02:11] <mermi> help
#405 [02:11] <Kealper> mermi: don't spam, or you'll be banned
#406 [02:11] <mermi> help
#407 [02:11] <mermi> help
#408 [02:11] <mermi> help
#409 [02:11] * Kealper kicked mermi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mermi)
#410 [02:12] <Kealper> stupid fucking noobs, fuck
#411 [02:12] <AG_Scott> XD
#412 [02:12] <mib_rbdat1> do i click the button that says yes switch skin
#413 [02:12] <Kealper> if vox wasn't here i'd /ban *!*@* ._.
#414 [02:12] <Tanjoodo_iPod> ...Duh! :P
#415 [02:12] <GreyVulpine> Only if you want to switch to that skin
#416 [02:12] * Wug glares at aubot
#416 [02:13] * Tanjoodo_iPod glares at the sun
#416 [02:13] * Tanjoodo_iPod goes blind
#416 [02:13] <Kealper> why did i just sense the one coming? lol
#417 [02:13] <Tanjoodo_iPod> Lol
#418 [02:13] <mib_rbdat1> after i click it it turns to my profile screen what do i do now
#419 [02:13] <Wug> you really should autoban mib_*!*@*
#420 [02:13] <Kealper> mib_rbdat1: it's done
#421 [02:14] <Kealper> Wug: can't in this channel :/
#422 [02:14] <Wug> and force them to use a non-impossible to type nickname
#423 [02:14] <Wug> well, you could
#424 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> I'd rather not
#425 [02:14] <Kealper> well...COULD.....lol
#426 [02:14] <Wug> "We reserve the right to deny support to anyone, for any reason"
#427 [02:14] <mib_rbdat1> yay thanks can i go on mine craft now and it would be changed :)
#428 [02:14] <Kealper> vox, i will kill you
#429 [02:14] <Wug> why was kealper muted ???
#430 [02:15] * Wug is confus
#430 [02:15] <Kealper> "....."
#431 [02:15] <Wug> oh
#432 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Even with mibbit, I'd like to keep this channel available to anybody who requires help
#433 [02:15] <Kealper> and i can't be muted, but it's still annoying to see the mode spam
#434 [02:15] <Tanjoodo_iPod>
#435 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> If it means keeping up with 12 random mibbit users, so be it
#436 [02:15] <Kealper> and to get a PM
#437 [02:15] <mib_rbdat1> can i go on minecraft now and my skin would be changed
#438 [02:16] <Kealper> mib_rbdat1: yes
#439 [02:16] <AG_Scott> Ask dopeghoti to add an exemption to operators Kealper
#440 [02:16] <Kealper> i don't even like that feature
#441 [02:16] <AG_Scott> s/to/for
#442 [02:16] * Wug would rather puncture his eyeballs with staples than deal with 12 mibs all whining about how "my minecraft wont work"
#442 [02:16] <Kealper> it sounded good i paper but in practice it's garbage
#443 [02:16] <mib_rbdat1> yay :):):):):):):):):D
#444 [02:16] <AG_Scott> NO :)
#445 [02:16] <AG_Scott> :<
#446 [02:17] <mib_rbdat1> it didnt work
#447 [02:17] <Wug> has dope been active since we last poked him
#448 [02:17] <Kealper> idk, when did you last poke him?
#449 [02:17] <mib_rbdat1> what do i do because it didnt work
#450 [02:17] <Wug> hours ago
#451 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> try a !seen
#452 [02:18] <mib_rbdat1> whats a seen
#453 [02:18] <Kealper> !seen dopeghoti
#454 [02:18] <GreyBot> I last saw dopeghoti (~DopeGhoti@vps.dope.ghoti.me) 4hrs 31mins 22secs ago, changing their nickname to dopeghoti.
#455 [02:18] <Kealper> hours ago.
#456 [02:18] * AG_Scott giggle.s
#456 [02:18] <Wug> memoserv go!
#457 [02:18] <mib_rbdat1> what do i do my skin didnt change'
#458 [02:18] <AG_Scott> I really hate this freaking keyboard! I can't type.
#459 [02:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_rbdat1 - Restart minecraft
#460 [02:19] <Wug> it's worse when you hit enter repeatedly while trying to hit '
#461 [02:19] <mib_rbdat1> oh ok:(
#462 [02:19] <AG_Scott> I hope my laptop works tomorrow. :(
#463 [02:19] <Tanjoodo_iPod> My laptop works...
#464 [02:19] <AG_Scott> Mine has water damage
#465 [02:19] <Tanjoodo_iPod> At a company
#466 [02:19] <AG_Scott> Thanks to a 13 year old girl who thought her phone is more important than my work laptop.
#467 [02:19] <Tanjoodo_iPod> With a minimum salary of $300 per week
#468 [02:20] <mib_rbdat1> mine is brand stinkin new
#469 [02:20] <Kealper> mine is 11 years old and doesn't work! so hah!
#470 [02:20] <mib_rbdat1> mine still works
#471 [02:20] <AG_Scott> It turns on now. I guess that's good but the keyboard doesn't work.
#472 [02:20] <AG_Scott> at least my data is still there
#473 [02:20] <Kealper> AG_Scott: meh, i'd say give it more time then
#474 [02:21] <mib_rbdat1> does any one here have a minecraft online server
#475 [02:21] <Tanjoodo_iPod> AG_Scott: If that happened to me I'd scream like a girl
#476 [02:21] <Kealper> AG_Scott: also...keep a lot of table salt exposed near it
#477 [02:21] <AG_Scott> I thought about putting her phone in a bubble bath.
#478 [02:21] <Kealper> AG_Scott: it'll help draw out the water
#479 [02:22] <AG_Scott> but then I remembered I already tried to ruin it in the past and it just kept working even when submerged in toilet water.
#480 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> rice is better
#481 [02:22] <Kealper> oh yeah, rice would work too lol
#482 [02:22] <AG_Scott> I'm afraid putting it in rice will get some inside
#483 [02:22] <mib_rbdat1> does any of you have a online game on minecraft
#484 [02:22] <Kealper> spaghetti noodles? never tried it but those are dry and absorb water....
#485 [02:22] <AG_Scott> and make it even worse to trick Dell into replacing it
#486 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_rbdat1 - Yes
#487 [02:23] <mib_rbdat1> whats it called i want to play it
#488 [02:23] <mib_rbdat1> can i have the number
#489 [02:23] <mib_rbdat1> for the server
#490 [02:23] <AG_Scott> ?? smp/servers
#491 [02:23] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#492 [02:23] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
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#494 [02:25] <bletch> how do you change you package
#495 [02:26] <AG_Scott> huh?
#496 [02:26] <Kealper> you unscrew it, and put a new one on
#497 [02:26] <Kealper> make sure your unit is turned off before unscrewing your old package, though
#498 [02:26] <bletch> how do you change the way the color and look of everything is
#499 [02:27] <Tanjoodo_iPod> It's called a texture pack :P
#500 [02:27] <Kealper> bletch: download the texture pack, and place the whole .zip inside the texturepacks folder
#501 [02:27] <bletch> oh i didnt now that i just started
#502 [02:28] <bletch> :P:):D
#503 [02:28] <bletch> were do you get it
#504 [02:28] <Kealper> you can get them loads of places
#505 [02:28] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/10790-texture-pack-central-mods-tools-maps-list/
#506 [02:29] <bletch> like
#507 [02:29] <Kealper> but there are some that require mods to use
#508 [02:29] <GreyVulpine> Choose one, download it, place in texture packs list
#509 [02:29] <GreyVulpine> That list there should give you a hundred or two to choose from
#510 [02:30] <bletch> witch one do you sink is the best
#511 [02:30] <GreyVulpine> I use default, and think it is the best
#512 [02:30] <Kealper> http://www.retributiongames.com/quandary/ here is one that is popular
#513 [02:30] <bletch> is it free
#514 [02:31] <Tanjoodo_iPod> I like Doku's
#515 [02:31] <Kealper> http://painterlypack.net/ and another one that is popular, but it is more of a complete overhaul, and you can customize it
#516 [02:31] <Kealper> Doku's is not default though, is it?
#517 [02:31] <Kealper> default size*
#518 [02:31] <Tanjoodo_iPod> I don't know
#519 [02:32] <Tanjoodo_iPod> I saw it once in a video
#520 [02:32] <Kealper> lol
#521 [02:32] <bletch> it doesnt look like english
#522 [02:32] <Kealper> the Quandary one?
#523 [02:32] <Kealper> it is, it's just a weird text that it's using
#524 [02:34] <bletch> i like the one that says you can build it
#525 [02:34] <bletch> but is it hard
#526 [02:35] <bletch> is it hard to make a texture pack
#527 [02:36] <Kealper> uhh...from scratch it kind of is, because you have to be good at graphic design and stuff
#528 [02:37] <bletch> is there one that has clear glass no lines on the glass
#529 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> painterly's customizer has that option
#530 [02:37] <Kealper> i think both Quandary and Painterly do that
#531 [02:38] <bletch> can i have the quandary link please :$
#532 [02:38] <Kealper> http://www.retributiongames.com/quandary/files/Quandary_4.0_Birak.zip
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#537 [02:46] <self_slaughter> Does anyone know how to change the game location for minecraft under linux?
#538 [02:46] <self_slaughter> in windows i used a batchfile with "SET APPDATA=whateverdirectory" but I'm not sure how to go about it in linux
#539 [02:47] <self_slaughter> I'm trying to install multiple copies of minecraft, not just a symlink or something btw
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#541 [02:50] <GreyVulpine> Looks like our *nix gurus are off for the night
#542 [02:50] <Wug> i'm here
#543 [02:50] <Wug> sort of
#544 [02:50] <Wug> I shouldn't be
#545 [02:50] * Wug kicks voxelhead
#545 [02:50] * GreyVulpine shoves VoxelHead.
#545 [02:51] <Wug> self slaughter you could use a symlink
#546 [02:51] <Wug> linkd --help
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#548 [02:52] <self_slaughter> i'm trying to use multiple copies of it though, with different mods and different versions and such though
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#550 [02:53] <Wug> your best bet would be a mod
#551 [02:53] <Wug> i'm looking @ source, there's no way to fool it on linux
#552 [02:53] <Wug> short of changing your home directory
#553 [02:53] <self_slaughter> hmm if i dont really like mod managers, if worse comes to worse i might just script it to rename directory on launch to use the one i want maybe
#554 [02:53] <Wug> you might be able to cheat that
#555 [02:54] <self_slaughter> or make a new symlink on launch, that would be slightly neater
#556 [02:54] <Wug> can you use bash to set the home directory?
#557 [02:55] <Wug> self_slaughter, you can set the HOME environment variable I think
#558 [02:56] <self_slaughter> hmm that could possibly work but then it would change it for everything else while minecraft is running though wouldn't it?
#559 [02:56] <Wug> no, just subprocesses of that bash process if I understand correctly
#560 [02:56] <Wug> same as with windows
#561 [02:56] <self_slaughter> hmmm, that could work then
#562 [02:56] <Wug> so only minecraft
#563 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> Any way of just making different Users, and chowning it with a shell script/
#564 [02:57] <Wug> I thought of that but ... eeew
#565 [02:58] <Wug> minecraft worlds should have their own config folders so mods can configure themselves in a world independant way
#566 [02:59] <self_slaughter> heres my windows batch file as an example of what i'm trying to do
#567 [02:59] <self_slaughter> http://pastebin.com/Yp4XFL8N
#568 [02:59] <self_slaughter> pastebin put a whole bunch of blank lines in there for some reason but u get the point
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#570 [03:04] <mib_aagiot> hi, is there anyone who has the 1.5 version?, i need it to join my friend's server
#571 [03:04] <GreyVulpine> Distributing older versions is against the Terms of Service
#572 [03:04] <Wug> it's not legal to download from unoficial sources old minecraft versions
#573 [03:05] <Wug> you can search the forums for a project called nostalgiacraft which can help you patch your current version back to the old version.
#574 [03:05] <Wug> the legality of doing so is disputed so we won't help you do it.
#575 [03:05] <mib_aagiot> k, thanks
#576 [03:06] <Wug> grey, y u notice channel
#577 [03:06] <Wug> it makes nickbar really wide
#578 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> noticed +'s in the channel
#579 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> specifically, you
#580 [03:06] <Wug> how do you notice just +'s
#581 [03:07] * Wug prepares to learn something
#581 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> /notice +#minecrafthelp stuff goes here
#582 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> Yes Wug
#583 [03:07] <Wug> neat
#584 [03:08] <Wug> I wonder
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#587 [03:10] <WugBort> test
#588 [03:10] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#589 [03:10] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug
#589 [03:10] <mib_derp> neat
#590 [03:11] <Wug> I was trying to see if I could get it to send messages to mib_#minecrafthelp
#591 [03:11] <Wug> but apparently not
#592 [03:11] <GreyVulpine> doesn't work like that
#593 [03:12] <AG_Scott> That is so freaking annoying.
#594 [03:12] <Wug> what, mibs, or wugbot?
#595 [03:13] <AG_Scott> whatever just created a PM tab with me
#596 [03:13] <self_slaughter> hmm you're right setting homedir does only last for that bash script, this could work
#597 [03:14] <Wug> would've been wugbot
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#600 [03:20] <krebbit> i purchased the game but cant play
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#602 [03:21] <dopeghoti> Wug: interestingly, those tests appeared on my server tab, not in this channel.
#603 [03:22] <dopeghoti> ??>> krebbit dont/pm
#604 [03:26] <Wug> most odd
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#607 [03:40] <mib_nbkdpb> heloo can somebody help me?
#608 [03:40] <dopeghoti> ?? ask
#609 [03:40] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#610 [03:40] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#611 [03:40] <mib_nbkdpb> ok
#612 [03:40] <mib_nbkdpb> people can't connect to my server
#613 [03:41] <dopeghoti> What is the IP address or hostname of your server?
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#615 [03:41] <mib_nbkdpb> im trying to set it up from 1 week using wiki server bun nothing works until now
#616 [03:41] <mib_nbkdpb> i give u the ip in a second
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#618 [03:42] <mib_nbkdpb> 5.73.66.38:25565
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#620 [03:43] <dopeghoti> ??> mib_nbkdpb fubar/hamachi
#621 [03:43] <VoxelHead> mib_nbkdpb: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#622 [03:43] <VoxelHead> mib_nbkdpb: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#623 [03:43] <mib_nbkdpb> i would like to have the sv without hamachi
#624 [03:43] <Wug> lol guest94949, having interweb troubles? :3
#625 [03:43] <dopeghoti> well, step one would be to get rid of Hamachi.
#626 [03:44] <mib_nbkdpb> ok
#627 [03:44] <dopeghoti> Are you trying to run this server on a computer on a home connection behind a router?
#628 [03:44] <mib_nbkdpb> yes
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#630 [03:44] <mib_nbkdpb> idk if i need a host?
#631 [03:45] <dopeghoti> A host would be best, naturally
#632 [03:45] <dopeghoti> but doing it as you are should work too
#633 [03:45] <mib_nbkdpb> i found the simple port foewarding
#634 [03:46] <mib_nbkdpb> but i don't know how to use it
#635 [03:46] <dopeghoti> Once you have gotten rid of the abomination that is Hamachi, it's just a matter of forwarding your external IP address to your server's internal IP address.
#636 [03:46] <dopeghoti> ?? ip/external
#637 [03:46] <VoxelHead> ip/external: Places to go to learn your external (WAN) IP address: http://www.ipchicken.com/ http://www.moanmyip.com/ http://www.whatismyip.com/
#638 [03:46] <dopeghoti> ↑ get your external IP address from any of those sites.
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#640 [03:47] <mib_nbkdpb> 93.39.226.156
#641 [03:47] <mib_nbkdpb> the port is 25565
#642 [03:47] <dopeghoti> !check 93.39.226.156
#643 [03:47] <mib_nbkdpb> sure
#644 [03:48] <dopeghoti> Did you set up the port forwarding to your internal IP yet?
#645 [03:48] <mib_nbkdpb> looking on the other site too
#646 [03:48] <dopeghoti> that's all you have to do
#647 [03:48] <mib_nbkdpb> 93.39.226.156
#648 [03:48] <mib_nbkdpb> is the same
#649 [03:48] <dopeghoti> your internal IP and your external IP will not be the same.
#650 [03:48] <dopeghoti> !check 93.39.226.156
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#652 [03:48] <mib_nbkdpb> ow
#653 [03:49] <mib_nbkdpb> i should look into CMD ?
#654 [03:49] <dopeghoti> your internal IP address will usually look like 192.168.x.y or 10.x.y.z
#655 [03:49] <dopeghoti> Yes, run CMD and execute the command 'ipconfig'
#656 [03:50] <mib_nbkdpb> you need the gateway?
#657 [03:50] <dopeghoti> No, you need your IP Address (or IPv4 Address)
#658 [03:50] <dopeghoti> that's the internal IP you need to forward to on your router.
#659 [03:50] <mib_nbkdpb> ok
#660 [03:51] <mib_nbkdpb> IPv4 is 37.232.30.153
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#662 [03:51] <dopeghoti> that's.. strange for an internal IP address.
#663 [03:51] <mib_nbkdpb> im in italy
#664 [03:51] <mib_nbkdpb> maybe this is the reason
#665 [03:51] <dopeghoti> that doesn't matter
#666 [03:51] <mib_nbkdpb> doh idk then
#667 [03:51] <dopeghoti> you could be in Helsinki and the rules about networks don't change.
#668 [03:52] <dopeghoti> Have you got TeamViewer?
#669 [03:52] <mib_nbkdpb> ok
#670 [03:52] <mib_nbkdpb> yes
#671 [03:52] <mib_nbkdpb> 461 248 168
#672 [03:52] <mib_nbkdpb> 3847
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#674 [03:53] <AG_Scott> inb4 tvrape
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#678 [03:58] <mib_nbkdpb> !check 37.232.24.1
#679 [03:59] <fenster> what should I do after i install a mod for MC and then it won't run?
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#683 [04:07] <self_slaughter> dammit, script works fine but minecraft still installs to /home/username/.minecraft even after changing $HOME :(
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#685 [04:12] <mib_nbkdpb> dope i have found my router
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#688 [04:13] <WugBot> I mentioned the home thing to jeb, we'll see if he changes it.
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#690 [04:14] <WugBot> gray, is something wrong with your webz? XP
#691 [04:14] <self_slaughter> i'm just gunna try making the script recreate a symlink to $HOME/.minecraft before launch then delete it again on exit.. see how it goes
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#693 [04:15] <Wug> you could do that
#694 [04:16] <self_slaughter> upside to linux is rather then copy/paste saves/stats everytime at least i can just put them in a common folder and symlink them
#695 [04:17] <WugBot> you can do that on linux but it's more difficult, I have all my saves symlinked into a ramdisk
#696 [04:17] <self_slaughter> nah i got it all worked out now :P
#697 [04:17] <WugBot> windows*
#698 [04:18] <WugBot> derp
#699 [04:18] <self_slaughter> yeah i cant be bothered with symlinks in windows
#700 [04:21] <self_slaughter> ok this is what i came up with: http://pastebin.com/wFV54ffx
#701 [04:21] <self_slaughter> i've never really played with bash scripts before so theres probably better ways of doing it... only got linux working on this machine finally last night :P
#702 [04:22] <self_slaughter> made a copy of what used to be ~/.minecraft into ~/Minecraft/mod1 ~/Minecraft/mod2 etc... and symlinks all the stats/saves in a ~/Minecraft/common folder
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#705 [04:23] <Awesomeness> Hey Grey
#706 [04:24] <Awesomeness> Woah, a bit early there
#707 [04:24] * Awesomeness hands coffee
#707 [04:24] <AG_Scott> I doubt he's there
#708 [04:24] <AG_Scott> his internet has gone wacky
#709 [04:24] <Awesomeness> Oh,I see
#710 [04:24] <Awesomeness> *, I
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#712 [04:29] <mib_nbkdpb> anyone else can help me to set up my sv connection?
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#716 [04:31] <mib_nbkdpb> CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY people can't connect to my server
#717 [04:31] <Awesomeness> BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T PORT FORWARDED!!!!
#718 [04:31] <self_slaughter> have u let them through your firewall/router?
#719 [04:31] <mib_nbkdpb> omg and how can i find that thing
#720 [04:31] <self_slaughter> ^^ what awesomeness said
#721 [04:31] <AG_Scott> self_slaughter: PLEASE do not say u instead of you.
#722 [04:32] <self_slaughter> sorry
#723 [04:33] <mib_nbkdpb> i have found the IPv4 but internet don't let me to connect
#724 [04:33] <Awesomeness> AG_Scott; y i shuldnt say u?
#725 [04:33] <weidi97> can someone tell me why i can't open the game.
#726 [04:34] <AG_Scott> Because I will freaking strangle you and give you a dictionary.
#727 [04:34] <Awesomeness> lmao
#728 [04:34] <self_slaughter> hahaha
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#730 [04:36] <mib_nbkdpb> awesomeness whould you like to try to connect now ?
#731 [04:36] <mib_nbkdpb> to see if i fixed the problem
#732 [04:36] <mib_nbkdpb> 37.232.24.1:25565
#733 [04:41] <Wh1te00> That server isnt replying
#734 [04:43] <Wh1te00> Is your local Firewall allowing port 25565?
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#740 [05:09] <self_slaughter> well I've done a bit of tweaking and I'm pretty happy with my minecraft linux script now
#741 [05:10] <self_slaughter> only problem with it is since it relies on symlinks instead of minecraft just reading the $HOME variable i can only run one copy of minecraft at a time :(
#742 [05:10] <self_slaughter> any linux gurus wanna have a look and see if i've made any potentially nasty errors? -> http://pastebin.com/Rxqm9Ur0
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#756 [06:04] <Acronotlive> Hi guys, when we bought Minecraft do we need to wait like 1 hour to play on premium servers ?
#757 [06:06] <Acronotlive> ??
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#761 [06:31] <Molotow007> Hello, does anyone know, how to solve "end of stream" connection error?
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#764 [06:36] <schnozzle> hello, i need help, i have just followed the instructions to upload a mod, i followed the instructions and it worked for the first guy, but for me it loads up then it flashes up a box saying something but it goes too fast then it closes my minecraft down
#765 [06:36] <schnozzle> i need help
#766 [06:42] <Awesomeness> What?
#767 [06:42] <Awesomeness> Explain your problem - in detail
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#770 [06:47] <KnightHawk3> Hey
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#772 [06:47] <KnightHawk3> Hey
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#774 [06:49] <benben> hi guys. morning! my son downloaded a premade level in .rar format and i have no idea how to get that into the game. Any help?
#775 [06:51] <benben> mibbit.mibbit
#776 [06:52] <self_slaughter> benben its usually a save file... you use windows?
#777 [06:53] <benben> yup. 7
#778 [06:53] <self_slaughter> ok first question, do you have any programs to open the rar file to see whats inside it?
#779 [06:54] <self_slaughter> technically second question my bad :P
#780 [06:54] <benben> nope. dont know what opens it
#781 [06:54] <Moonwolf> download 7zip
#782 [06:54] <self_slaughter> its just like a zip file... yeah get what moonwolf said
#783 [06:55] <self_slaughter> http://downloads.sourceforge.net/sevenzip/7z920-x64.msi
#784 [06:55] <benben> i'll go get it now.
#785 [06:55] <benben> or i'll just click that link
#786 [06:55] <self_slaughter> once you get that installed you can open the file and see its contents
#787 [06:55] <Moonwolf> then you need to extract it to C:\Users\ {your user name} \AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\saves
#788 [06:56] <benben> yeah. i found the hidden folders and will install as soon as it opens up for me. be right back.
#789 [06:56] <self_slaughter> ahh too easy
#790 [06:57] <Moonwolf> y to easy ?
#791 [06:57] <self_slaughter> he already knows where the folder is :P
#792 [06:58] <self_slaughter> was trying to think of quick way to get to it.. i think you type %appdata%\roaming\.minecraft\saves into search bar but cant remember, not in windows atm
#793 [06:58] <Moonwolf> yeah posted it per pm but forgot the part where he doenst have a zip programm
#794 [06:58] <self_slaughter> ahh :)
#795 [06:59] <Moonwolf> %appdata% doesnt work ^
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#797 [07:00] <benben> you guys rock. install wants be to reboot. back in a minute
#798 [07:01] <self_slaughter> hmm i thought it was %appdata% whats the string again then?
#799 [07:01] <self_slaughter> ahh nevermind i'll work it out next time i boot into windows :/
#800 [07:01] <Moonwolf> dunno ask google
#801 [07:02] <Moonwolf> anyone here knows how to ping a minecraft server ?
#802 [07:02] <self_slaughter> just tried ping from command prompt?
#803 [07:03] <Moonwolf> that only pings the server where minecraft is running at but you dont have a verification if the minecraft server is online
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#805 [07:06] <Moonwolf> damn now would be the right time for Kealper to be on he did it somehow with his bot
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#807 [07:08] <Libraryadict> Can someone check if a server is online?
#808 [07:08] <Wh1te00> I can if you like
#809 [07:09] <Wh1te00> or you can telnet to "serverIP:portnumber"
#810 [07:09] <Wh1te00> and it should reply ;)
#811 [07:09] <Libraryadict> psh. 75.167.202.251
#812 [07:09] <Libraryadict> idk telnet
#813 [07:09] <Moonwolf> hmm telnet is a good idea thanks lets try this then
#814 [07:10] <Libraryadict> I think my pc or connection may have something wrong. Else something is weird
#815 [07:10] <Wh1te00> No that server doesnt reply LibraryAdict
#816 [07:10] <Libraryadict> ok tyvm
#817 [07:13] <Libraryadict> If the ping was higher then 600. Would someone still be able to connect?
#818 [07:13] <Wh1te00> Yes, but it would be a pretty terrible experience
#819 [07:13] <Wh1te00> And I would expect they would get disconnected from network timeouts quite often
#820 [07:14] <Libraryadict> read error?
#821 [07:14] <Wh1te00> Yep
#822 [07:14] <Wh1te00> cannot read stream.. blah.. blah...
#823 [07:14] <Libraryadict> This is someone elses server. Last thing i saw was a op said he was going to go to bed.
#824 [07:15] <Libraryadict> Then it crashed.
#825 [07:15] <Libraryadict> Aaaand i guess you dont care
#826 [07:15] <Wh1te00> You'll probably have to wait for him to wake up
#827 [07:15] <Libraryadict> yere but admin was still in servre
#828 [07:16] <Libraryadict> I was told it was 24/7. Its pure vanilla and is stable.
#829 [07:16] <Libraryadict> I know you cant offer any help
#830 [07:17] <Wh1te00> I can tell you my web server is 24/7, stable and works like a dream but it still crashes after a while, just be patient, I'm sure it will be back up
#831 [07:18] <Libraryadict> yere. Waiting over 2 hours now :(
#832 [07:19] <Moonwolf> the best is if you install an autorestart for evry day best times for that is like 5 am so you dont have to wait sometimes
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#837 [07:36] <blaphmat> java virutel machine could not start
#838 [07:36] <blaphmat> what can i do?
#839 [07:37] <Wh1te00> Which OS?
#840 [07:37] <blaphmat> windows xp^^
#841 [07:38] <Wh1te00> ok, can you cet up a command prompt and type the following
#842 [07:38] <Wh1te00> java -version
#843 [07:38] <Wh1te00> does it say something like Java varsion "1.6.0_17" ?
#844 [07:39] <blaphmat> yes
#845 [07:39] <Wh1te00> Are you using the exe or launching from the command line with the rar file?
#846 [07:40] <Wh1te00> sorry the jar file
#847 [07:40] <blaphmat> I am using the exe file
#848 [07:40] <Wh1te00> ok, try downloading the jar file and run that using th ecommand line
#849 [07:41] <Wh1te00> java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft.jar
#850 [07:41] <Wh1te00> And if it still cant start Java will give a more useful error you can drop in pastebin
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#853 [07:42] <mib_gvaj81> i just made a server and i can connect but my friends cant even. what am i doing wrong
#854 [07:43] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#855 [07:43] <Wh1te00> whats the ip/dns name of your server?
#856 [07:43] <Awesomeness> okay, have you port forwarded?
#857 [07:43] <Wh1te00> and what port is it on?
#858 [07:44] <angus> no i dont know how to port forward.
#859 [07:44] <Wh1te00> I would highly recommend http://portforward.com/ it will help you out here
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#863 [07:59] <mib_b6g1hr> i have a problem
#864 [08:00] <Moonwolf> no you dont
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#866 [08:01] <anguse> i cant figure out how to let a friend join my server
#867 [08:01] <Moonwolf> is the server at your own pc ?
#868 [08:01] <SinZ> Portforward =D
#869 [08:01] <anguse> i have a mac
#870 [08:02] <SinZ> and? aslong as you got java, its fine
#871 [08:02] <anguse> yeah i can connect to my server but my friend cant
#872 [08:02] <SinZ> since you have a local connection, and he doesn't
#873 [08:02] <Moonwolf> a mac is also a PC its only called mac -.-
#874 [08:02] <SinZ> Bottom line, you need to portforward
#875 [08:03] <Moonwolf> you need to portforward
#876 [08:03] <Moonwolf> I would highly recommend http://portforward.com/ it will help you out here
#877 [08:03] <anguse> yeah i tried that website i still have no idea how.
#878 [08:05] <Moonwolf> well i could do it for you if you download teamviewer and let me config your firewall and router thats the easyest way if you dont get waht portforward.com suggested
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#880 [08:06] <anguse> aha id rather not chuck my ip around.
#881 [08:07] <SinZ> then dont host servers, simple.
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#884 [08:16] <ardera> hello
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#886 [08:16] <Moonwolf> hui
#887 [08:17] <ardera> is everyone from germany?
#888 [08:17] <Moonwolf> nope
#889 [08:17] <ardera> oh...
#890 [08:17] <ardera> ähm
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#892 [08:18] <Moonwolf> but i am if you want help with a problem in german
#893 [08:18] <ardera> my problem is:
#894 [08:18] <ardera> aha
#895 [08:18] <ardera> ok
#896 [08:18] <SinZ> Moonwolf: google translate fails =P
#897 [08:18] <ardera> i must chat to you or to others
#898 [08:19] <ardera> ...
#899 [08:19] <Moonwolf> SinZ ?
#900 [08:19] <Moonwolf> what you mean ?
#901 [08:19] <ardera> its an error with the saving
#902 [08:19] <ardera> ähm
#903 [08:19] <SinZ> Ever tried google translate from english to german, its a horrible translation
#904 [08:19] <Moonwolf> jep
#905 [08:20] <ardera> also
#906 [08:20] <ardera> bei mir ist es ein fehler beim speichern
#907 [08:20] <ardera> wenn ich speichere,
#908 [08:21] <ardera> wird die welt garnicht gespeichert,
#909 [08:21] <ardera> owohl steht das gespeichert wurde
#910 [08:21] <ardera> *obwohl
#911 [08:21] <ardera> nur bei einer welt funktioniert es
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#914 [08:24] <Moonwolf> could it be that mibbit doesnt register pms?
#915 [08:25] <SinZ> it does...
#916 [08:25] <Moonwolf> than i dont know why evryone whom im trying to help per pm couse its in german quits ot doenst react
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#923 [08:54] <mib_dy7e69> m hi
#924 [08:55] <mib_dy7e69> ...
#925 [08:55] <vcordie> Hi
#926 [08:55] <mib_dy7e69> can anyone hwlp me with my problm?
#927 [08:55] <vcordie> what problem?
#928 [08:55] <vcordie> We're not mind readers, just tell us
#929 [08:55] <vcordie> if someone knows, they will answer
#930 [08:55] <mib_dy7e69> on geting online
#931 [08:55] <vcordie> This isn't 1 on 1 support
#932 [08:56] <mib_dy7e69> with the outdated one
#933 [08:56] <vcordie> They may have dropped support for that one
#934 [08:56] <mib_dy7e69> o D:
#935 [08:56] <vcordie> try the new launcher, it is much better.
#936 [08:56] <vcordie> I'm assuming you're talking about launchers
#937 [08:56] <vcordie> because one doesn't tell me anything
#938 [08:56] <mib_dy7e69> no
#939 [08:56] <vcordie> oh
#940 [08:56] <vcordie> Then what are you talking about?
#941 [08:57] <mib_dy7e69> i have the launcher
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#943 [08:57] <mib_dy7e69> it wont work so im donng the windos one
#944 [08:57] <vcordie> Just tell us what One is.
#945 [08:57] <mib_dy7e69> *window
#946 [08:57] <mib_dy7e69> il post a link brb
#947 [08:58] <mib_dy7e69> http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#948 [08:58] <mib_dy7e69> when i join a server
#949 [08:58] <mib_dy7e69> it says
#950 [08:58] <vcordie> Those are creative servers.
#951 [08:58] <mib_dy7e69> it failed to loAD APLE
#952 [08:59] <mib_dy7e69> sry caps
#953 [08:59] <vcordie> are you trying to play with survival(the version you have to pay for) or creative(the free but outdated one)
#954 [08:59] <mib_dy7e69> creative
#955 [08:59] <vcordie> Okay
#956 [08:59] <vcordie> Update your java, if it's failing to load the applet.
#957 [08:59] <mib_dy7e69> ok tks :P
#958 [08:59] <vcordie> also, could I get some additional help over here? I'm no expert lol
#959 [08:59] <vcordie> *cough greyvulpine cough*
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#961 [09:01] <mib_dy7e69> there all idleD:
#962 [09:01] <mib_bkswl6> hi
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#964 [09:01] <mib_bkswl6> can anybody help me pleas??
#965 [09:01] <Moonwolf> not all but most
#966 [09:01] <THM_18> I need help!
#967 [09:01] <mib_bkswl6> me too!!!
#968 [09:01] <vcordie> Just say what your problem is
#969 [09:01] <vcordie> If someone knows the solution, they will come help you
#970 [09:01] <Moonwolf> well then post your problem if you see this is the help chanel you dont have to ask
#971 [09:02] <THM_18> Im getting java errors when I go on to a SMP [after a moment]
#972 [09:02] <vcordie> This is a internet relay chat channel. It is not a 1 on 1 support.
#973 [09:02] <vcordie> Do you have the latest java?
#974 [09:02] <THM_18> Yes
#975 [09:02] <THM_18> I updated last night
#976 [09:02] <Moonwolf> is the server running any plugins ?
#977 [09:02] <vcordie> Oh
#978 [09:03] <THM_18> Pretty much every one there is
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#980 [09:03] <Moonwolf> well could you make a pastebin with the errors?
#981 [09:03] <THM_18> But its usally fine
#982 [09:03] <THM_18> Its the normal java one but sure
#983 [09:04] <mib_dy7e69> my javas ddownloading :D
#984 [09:04] <Moonwolf> its the norma l java error ... -.-
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#986 [09:04] <mib_bkswl6> when i start minecraft, an error comes "Invalid or corrupt jarfile c:\users...... to activate minecraft again, i need to download it again, which is super anyoning.....
#987 [09:04] <mib_dy7e69> *downloading
#988 [09:04] <vcordie> We need a thread explaining how to communicate your error properly.
#989 [09:05] <THM_18> http://pastebin.com/riBRMk5K
#990 [09:05] <mib_bkswl6> vc \, can u help me with this?
#991 [09:05] <mib_bkswl6> when i start minecraft, an error comes "Invalid or corrupt jarfile c:\users...... to activate minecraft again, i need to download it again, which is super anyoning.....
#992 [09:05] <vcordie> No, or I would of helped.
#993 [09:05] <vcordie> Not sure why voxel is doing that
#994 [09:05] <mib_bkswl6> ha?
#995 [09:06] <vcordie> First of all, it says your jar is corrupt. So delete the bin folder and redl it.
#996 [09:06] <mib_dy7e69> lol...
#997 [09:06] <THM_18> mib force an update
#998 [09:06] <vcordie> and your problem should be fixed
#999 [09:06] <vcordie> or you could force an update, yes
#1000 [09:06] <vcordie> forgot about that feature
#1001 [09:06] <THM_18> xD
#1002 [09:06] <Moonwolf> @THM well are you sure the server is online ?
#1003 [09:06] <THM_18> I like that button!
#1004 [09:06] <reedlepee> after i log in on minecraft the screen turns black
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#1006 [09:06] <mib_bkswl6> so you say i need to dekete my bin folder?
#1007 [09:06] <mib_dy7e69> lol wayone notice when ppl chat it says
#1008 [09:06] <mib_bkswl6> delete*
#1009 [09:06] <mib_dy7e69> somthing
#1010 [09:07] <THM_18> Yes Ive check the live map and all. I can get on for a min with badd lag then i get this
#1011 [09:07] <THM_18> http://pastebin.com/riBRMk5K
#1012 [09:07] <reedlepee> hello?
#1013 [09:07] <THM_18> Hi
#1014 [09:07] <Moonwolf> well the problem is the bad inet connection then
#1015 [09:07] <mib_bkswl6> can someone talk to me??? pleas??
#1016 [09:07] <mib_bkswl6> when i start minecraft, an error comes "Invalid or corrupt jarfile c:\users...... to activate minecraft again, i need to download it again, which is super anyoning.....
#1017 [09:07] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee try and force an update
#1018 [09:07] <THM_18> It used to work FINE
#1019 [09:07] <reedlepee> when i turn on minecraft the screen goes black after i log in
#1020 [09:08] <mib_bkswl6> how to force an update?
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#1022 [09:08] <Moonwolf> @mib_bkswl6 try and force an update
#1023 [09:08] <THM_18> Delete ur META_INF file
#1024 [09:08] <mib_bkswl6> me?
#1025 [09:08] <THM_18> Please help!
#1026 [09:08] <THM_18> No reed
#1027 [09:08] <reedlepee> how do you force update?
#1028 [09:08] <vcordie> advanced, hit force update.
#1029 [09:08] <mib_dy7e69> i did what you said and it wont work D:
#1030 [09:08] <reedlepee> thanks!
#1031 [09:09] <reedlepee> bibi
#1032 [09:09] <mib_bkswl6> ok, who ever talks to me, call me omri
#1033 [09:09] <mib_dy7e69> o
#1034 [09:09] <Moonwolf> start minecraft .jar/.exe -> options -> force update
#1035 [09:09] <vcordie> go /nick omri then, mib_bkswl6
#1036 [09:09] <mib_dy7e69> its stll downloadimg
#1037 [09:09] <mib_bkswl6> moon are you talking to me?
#1038 [09:09] <Moonwolf> @mib_bkswl6 just renam your self "/nick omri"
#1039 [09:10] <omri> ok can someone help me? when i start minecraft, an error comes "Invalid or corrupt jarfile c:\users...... to activate minecraft again, i need to download it again, which is super anyoning.....
#1040 [09:10] <vcordie> Stop repeating your question over and over and over again every minute
#1041 [09:10] <Moonwolf> @omri start minecraft .jar/.exe -> options -> force update
#1042 [09:10] <vcordie> just be patient
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#1044 [09:10] <reedlepee> i don't know where options is
#1045 [09:11] <omri> ok tnks moon....
#1046 [09:11] <reedlepee> i started minecraft
#1047 [09:11] <vcordie> reedlepee: in the launcher
#1048 [09:11] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee do you still have the old luncher
#1049 [09:11] <reedlepee> i have the 1.6.6
#1050 [09:11] <Moonwolf> in the new one there is a options on top of the login buttom
#1051 [09:12] <reedlepee> kk let me see
#1052 [09:12] <reedlepee> got it thanks!
#1053 [09:12] <reedlepee> so much
#1054 [09:12] <THM_18> guys pls help!
#1055 [09:12] <vcordie> Argh!
#1056 [09:13] <vcordie> how do these people even find minecraft
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#1058 [09:13] <Moonwolf> THM what you have are connection problems not minecraft problems its something with the internet connection or your firewall
#1059 [09:13] <THM_18> Firewall is off
#1060 [09:13] <reedlepee> the screen still turns black
#1061 [09:13] <reedlepee> ??????
#1062 [09:14] <reedlepee> excuse me?
#1063 [09:14] <reedlepee> hello?
#1064 [09:15] <reedlepee> The screen still turns black after i log in and i already force updated it
#1065 [09:15] <Moonwolf> okay updated to lates java ?
#1066 [09:15] <reedlepee> i think
#1067 [09:16] <Moonwolf> update it to be sure
#1068 [09:16] <reedlepee> yeah
#1069 [09:16] <reedlepee> ok
#1070 [09:17] <reedlepee> i clicked options then force update then it said will force so then i clicked done
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#1072 [09:17] <reedlepee> is that right
#1073 [09:18] <reedlepee> ??????
#1074 [09:18] <Moonwolf> download that : http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=49042
#1075 [09:18] <reedlepee> i downloaded it and alot of words and stuff came up
#1076 [09:18] <Moonwolf> Aubot !help
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#1078 [09:18] <Moonwolf> !help
#1079 [09:19] <Moonwolf> !list
#1080 [09:19] <Moonwolf> !commands
#1081 [09:19] <reedlepee> what?
#1082 [09:19] <Moonwolf> tztztz still doenst have it
#1083 [09:19] <THM_18> Was that download to me?
#1084 [09:19] <Moonwolf> nothing with you
#1085 [09:19] <Moonwolf> @reed download http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=49042
#1086 [09:19] <reedlepee> me?
#1087 [09:19] <Moonwolf> @THM no
#1088 [09:19] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee DOWNLOAD http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=49042
#1089 [09:20] <mib_n9ka4n> anyone know how to fix the hs_err_pid problem?
#1090 [09:20] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#1091 [09:20] <reedlepee> i clicked the link that moonwolf, u sent me but it just comes up to a blank page
#1092 [09:21] <THM_18> Guys please! I need help! This is sooo annoying!
#1093 [09:21] <Moonwolf> @ mib_n9ka4n type "/nick iamanidiot"
#1094 [09:21] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee it comes up to a blank page and a download starts -.
#1095 [09:21] <TheMatrixmr> done
#1096 [09:22] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee try that for sake http://www.java.com/de/download/windows_xpi.jsp?locale=de
#1097 [09:22] <reedlepee> oh it downloaded it but then when i click the download alot of numers and stuff come up
#1098 [09:22] <reedlepee> i have a mac though
#1099 [09:23] <reedlepee> a mac bood pro
#1100 [09:23] <reedlepee> i mean book
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#1102 [09:23] <reedlepee> ???????
#1103 [09:23] <Moonwolf> @THM_18 you are getting connection timeouts its no problem with minecraft its a problem with your pc your internet connection your firewal or its an ID10T error
#1104 [09:24] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee wait a moment im not a multicore cpu
#1105 [09:24] <reedlepee> ok sorry
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#1108 [09:25] <iamaidiot> lol
#1109 [09:26] <reedlepee> why did u change ur name to that?
#1110 [09:26] <reedlepee> moonwolf?
#1111 [09:26] <Moonwolf> becouse mib_fsgü is anoying and i told him to change it
#1112 [09:26] <reedlepee> oh
#1113 [09:26] <reedlepee> do u know what i should do?
#1114 [09:27] <Moonwolf> yeah wait a moment or help me find a way to update your JAVA on your Mac book pro
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#1116 [09:28] <reedlepee> how do i update the JAVA?
#1117 [09:28] <Moonwolf> well thats what im trying to find out becouse iam a Linux and Win user not a Mac fan
#1118 [09:28] <reedlepee> oh
#1119 [09:29] <Moonwolf> do you know which OS you are running ?
#1120 [09:30] <reedlepee> ?
#1121 [09:30] <Moonwolf> witch operation system are you running with your mac book klo
#1122 [09:31] <reedlepee> idk
#1123 [09:31] <reedlepee> (i don't know)
#1124 [09:31] <reedlepee> how do you know?
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#1127 [09:32] <reedlepee> this computer is new, does that help?
#1128 [09:32] <reedlepee> sry
#1129 [09:32] <vcordie> I'm going to have to kill you now, as we discussed earlier.
#1130 [09:32] * vcordie smashes Reedle with a crusher
#1130 [09:32] <vcordie> that is all
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#1132 [09:32] <Moonwolf> thank you
#1133 [09:33] <reedlepee> sry i know i am being rly annoying
#1134 [09:33] <THM_18> Ugh pleaseeee help! Or say that its over ur head
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#1136 [09:34] <reedlepee> i will just figure it out later if you want
#1137 [09:34] <reedlepee> sry
#1138 [09:34] <Moonwolf> @THM_18 you are getting connection timeouts its no problem with minecraft its a problem with your pc your internet connection your firewal or its an ID10T error
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#1140 [09:34] <Moonwolf> just wait a moment im searching on how to do it willtake some min
#1141 [09:34] <Ashuro> I get an exception that prevents minecraft from running wherever I try to run it. Is there a way to fix it?
#1142 [09:34] <reedlepee> ok
#1143 [09:34] * vcordie starts the neurotoxin
#1143 [09:35] <peeves> when i log into beta on the minecraft aplication and i get to the title screen and press start, i says done updating but the bar isnt moving and its been doing that for 5 days
#1144 [09:36] <reedlepee> that happen to me once
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#1149 [09:37] <vcordie> did you DELETE the entire bin, not just he jar?
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#1151 [09:37] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee find out which java version and/or Mac os version you got and i will help on but for now no can do
#1152 [09:37] <mib_ejovi4> what is "internal connection error" then somthing about java timout
#1153 [09:38] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#1154 [09:38] <Moonwolf> @mib_ejovi4: type in "/nick newnick" first then i will help
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#1156 [09:39] <btaf68> what is internal connection error
#1157 [09:39] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#1158 [09:39] <reedlepee> it says i am running a Mac OS X Version 10.6.7
#1159 [09:39] <reedlepee> good?
#1160 [09:40] <Moonwolf> @btaf68: do you mean internal exception connection error ? pls post the whole error on pastebin
#1161 [09:41] <reedlepee> moonwolf, is that what i was supposed to tell you
#1162 [09:41] <reedlepee> ?
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#1164 [09:41] <Moonwolf> @reed okay wait a mom
#1165 [09:41] <Iliath> hi guys
#1166 [09:41] <Moonwolf> hi
#1167 [09:42] <Iliath> can you help me?
#1168 [09:42] <Iliath> i need programms to administrate my mc server
#1169 [09:43] <mitch1224> what do you mean by programs?
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#1171 [09:43] <reedlepee> moonwolf?
#1172 [09:43] <Moonwolf> what for what exactly do you want to do with them
#1173 [09:43] <Iliath> applications
#1174 [09:43] <Moonwolf> yeah wait a mom
#1175 [09:43] <reedlepee> ok
#1176 [09:44] <xorcon> um i nead help
#1177 [09:44] <mitch1224> applications doesnt really answer it, do you mean mods?
#1178 [09:44] <Iliath> that you have a area where you can build and nowhere else for excample
#1179 [09:44] <[L]> Hm..
#1180 [09:44] <[L]> Whats going on here?
#1181 [09:44] <xorcon> how do i creat a server?
#1182 [09:44] <xorcon> *create
#1183 [09:44] <mitch1224> Thatd be plugins, bo to bukkit.com
#1184 [09:44] <[L]> xorcon: Most of the time you just run the .exe
#1185 [09:44] <mitch1224> *go
#1186 [09:44] <[L]> mitch1224: We don't support nor offer help with mods or plugins
#1187 [09:45] <xorcon> exe?
#1188 [09:45] <[L]> xorcon The server software?
#1189 [09:45] <[L]> Did you even download it?
#1190 [09:45] <xorcon> i mean for the outdated verson
#1191 [09:45] <[L]> What?
#1192 [09:45] <xorcon> T_T
#1193 [09:45] <[L]> Any previous versions of minecraft are unobtainable
#1194 [09:46] <[L]> If you're looking for Creative servers
#1195 [09:46] <[L]> Go to Multiplayer
#1196 [09:46] <xorcon> YES
#1197 [09:46] <[L]> It should link you to the server software.
#1198 [09:46] <xorcon> CRETIVE
#1199 [09:46] <Awesomeness> Well, I have a backup of my bin folder
#1200 [09:46] <Awesomeness> which was in Alpha
#1201 [09:46] <Awesomeness> you jelly?
#1202 [09:46] <mitch1224> no. Im the toast.
#1203 [09:46] <[L]> Awesomeness: I KNOW THAT <SECRET DISCLOSED WEBSITE> HAS ALL THE VERSIONS
#1204 [09:46] <mitch1224> Random comment? :D
#1205 [09:46] <Ashuro> Does trying to get Survival Test back count as a mod?
#1206 [09:46] <Awesomeness> OH REALLY? YOU MEAN *BLEEP*?
#1207 [09:46] <[L]> No
#1208 [09:46] <mitch1224> lol L. wait...
#1209 [09:46] <[L]> Survival Test should be online
#1210 [09:47] <[L]> I don't know why they would take it down
#1211 [09:47] <[L]> much like Indev
#1212 [09:47] <[L]> Fuck do i missi ndev
#1213 [09:47] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp press verify there
#1214 [09:47] <mitch1224> I never played indev.
#1215 [09:47] <Ashuro> Really, Where would it be? Because to my knowledge it was taken down.
#1216 [09:47] <[L]> Indev got taken down
#1217 [09:47] <reedlepee> i have to press 'verify' once i click the link?
#1218 [09:47] <[L]> Survival test? Not sure
#1219 [09:48] <Awesomeness> No u
#1220 [09:48] <Ashuro> Well I tried getting a download of it and now minecraft classic won't run
#1221 [09:48] <Awesomeness> That's nice
#1222 [09:48] <[L]> Survival test was entirely seperate
#1223 [09:48] <reedlepee> thanks soooooooooooooo much moonwolf!
#1224 [09:49] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee ???
#1225 [09:49] <Awesomeness> NOU
#1226 [09:49] <Ashuro> "org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not create context" was the error it gave me
#1227 [09:49] <Moonwolf> @reedlepee why thank me yet ?
#1228 [09:49] <reedlepee> i think i know how to do it now except that i don't have the administrators name and password, so when i ask my mom for it i can fix it thanks again!
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#1230 [09:50] <mitch1224> Why does Voxel do that? Its like being crowned the giant animal king turret, then being blown apart on one of GLaDOS's "tests" in the deepest areas of the base and having your crown stolen.
#1231 [09:50] <Moonwolf> lo
#1232 [09:50] <Moonwolf> l
#1233 [09:50] <reedlepee> i am only a kid
#1234 [09:50] <Guest70683> I purchased minecraft yesterday, won't download
#1235 [09:50] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
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#1237 [09:51] <reedlepee> it's rly my mom's computer and she's not here, moonwolf
#1238 [09:51] <reedlepee> well bye and thanks, i think!
#1239 [09:51] <Ashuro> is there any way to fix it so that it will run once more?
#1240 [09:51] <mitch1224> Hav eyou tried in browser guest70683?
#1241 [09:52] <Guest70683> yes, it works in browser but won't download
#1242 [09:53] <reedlepee> so thanks moonwolf by
#1243 [09:53] <reedlepee> e
#1244 [09:53] <Keltinray> mitch1224, I think you misunderstand the meaning of +q
#1245 [09:54] <warrior> get message that it can't be downloaded
#1246 [09:54] <mitch1224> Is your internet connection unstable, because if your internet works all the time you dont necessarily need to download it, the download is just convience. But the download is better, so...
#1247 [09:54] <mitch1224> Is it a mac or pc?
#1248 [09:54] <warrior> pc
#1249 [09:54] <mitch1224> And what about +q?
#1250 [09:54] <mitch1224> Did you try both links?
#1251 [09:54] <warrior> yes
#1252 [09:54] <mitch1224> huh...
#1253 [09:54] <Moonwolf> -.- mac is only a name for a special kind of PC -.- argh -.-
#1254 [09:54] <warrior> tried both links
#1255 [09:55] <mitch1224> mac is the name for pc's older brother who is a lot cooler.
#1256 [09:55] <mitch1224> And has a garage band.
#1257 [09:55] <vcordie> PC stands for personal computer
#1258 [09:55] <vcordie> it has absolutely nothing to do with operating systems, despite what the commericals would have you believe
#1259 [09:56] <reedlepee> macs r awesomer then other PCs though
#1260 [09:56] <vcordie> I could be using linux mac or windows, no matter what I can still refer to my computer as a pc.
#1261 [09:56] <mitch1224> pc is the common name for windows.
#1262 [09:56] <vcordie> It's wrong though
#1263 [09:56] <Moonwolf> no isnt
#1264 [09:56] <vcordie> PC stands for Personal Computer.
#1265 [09:56] <mitch1224> pc is what people use for windows though, is what i mean.
#1266 [09:56] <reedlepee> so??
#1267 [09:56] <mitch1224> Macs are way better though.
#1268 [09:56] <warrior> yes yes windows...PC.....MAC
#1269 [09:56] <reedlepee> ikr?!
#1270 [09:57] <vcordie> don't start a god damn os war.
#1271 [09:57] <vcordie> They all have their upsides and downsides
#1272 [09:57] <Moonwolf> well doesnt matter Mac sux anyway^^
#1273 [09:57] <vcordie> its a OS. You use them to do stuff on the computer
#1274 [09:57] <vcordie> Why do you care.
#1275 [09:57] <Moonwolf> xD well that time it was mostly to anoy you
#1276 [09:57] <mitch1224> Which sucks, beause right now im using a 3-4 year old toshiba laptop which only charges to 25% battery power and doesnt work worth a crap.
#1277 [09:57] <reedlepee> bi thanks guys
#1278 [09:58] <mitch1224> Moon, do you need help?
#1279 [09:59] <Moonwolf> nope well after i have given help to some people here i think i need help from a psychiatrist
#1280 [09:59] <mitch1224> ...
#1281 [09:59] <[L]> Hm..
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#1283 [09:59] <huddler> I cant find the minecraft.jar file
#1284 [10:00] <mitch1224> Taco bell compared to other mexican restaurants: Others: Taco Bueno. Taco BEll: TACO NO BUENO!
#1285 [10:00] <[L]> ??> huddler win/.minecraft
#1286 [10:00] <VoxelHead> huddler: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#1287 [10:03] <huddler> how di i get minecraft.jar
#1288 [10:03] <huddler> the file
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#1290 [10:03] <Ashuro> Is there a way to reinstall Classic?
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#1293 [10:05] <Guest92735> Wut's the url 4 pastebin
#1294 [10:06] <Awesomeness> Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh.
#1295 [10:06] <Awesomeness> See, there's this thing called www.google.com
#1296 [10:06] <Ashuro> pastebin.com :|
#1297 [10:06] <Awesomeness> Not sure if you have heard of it.
#1298 [10:07] <Guest92735> Does any1 have a fix for this err file? http://pastebin.com/BR7gVVWv
#1299 [10:07] <Guest92735> srry 4 being stupid it's early
#1300 [10:07] <Guest92735> got a fix?
#1301 [10:09] <Guest92735> any1?
#1302 [10:10] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#1303 [10:10] <Awesomeness> Also, unless you use PROPER grammar, I will not help you.
#1304 [10:10] <Awesomeness> 4, 1; are numbers.
#1305 [10:10] <Guest92735> Ok let me try again
#1306 [10:10] <Guest92735> Does anyone have a fix for this error file? http://pastebin.com/BR7gVVWv
#1307 [10:11] <Awesomeness> Much better, okay, have you tried running the game through the browser? http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#1308 [10:11] <vcordie> Target locked
#1309 [10:11] <vcordie> So many..ugh
#1310 [10:12] <vcordie> I can't stay in this channel for long today
#1311 [10:12] <Guest92735> yes but I like using the launcher for offline. If it fixes the problem i can change tho
#1312 [10:12] <Awesomeness> Okay, please reinstall Java.
#1313 [10:12] <Awesomeness> Are you aware how to do that?
#1314 [10:12] <Guest92735> Yes
#1315 [10:12] <Guest92735> is that the only problem
#1316 [10:13] <Ashuro> Is there a way to reinstall Classic minecraft?
#1317 [10:13] <Awesomeness> Please try it, and tell me your result.
#1318 [10:13] <Guest92735> k one second
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#1321 [10:15] <darnbugshserr> How do i fix the hs err bug?
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#1323 [10:15] <Crobugs> help me
#1324 [10:15] <Crobugs> bad video card drivers
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#1326 [10:16] <Guest92735> I hate installing Java
#1327 [10:16] <Crobugs> Who can help me
#1328 [10:16] <Awesomeness> umad?
#1329 [10:16] <Awesomeness> Yes, crobugs.
#1330 [10:16] <Guest92735> such a pain
#1331 [10:16] <Guest92735> no
#1332 [10:16] <Awesomeness> Please do a dxdiag.
#1333 [10:16] <Awesomeness> ??> crobugs win/dxdiag
#1334 [10:16] <VoxelHead> crobugs: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1335 [10:16] <VoxelHead> crobugs: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1336 [10:17] <Crobugs> i run a game and bad video card drivers
#1337 [10:17] <Awesomeness> Do what VoxelHead said
#1338 [10:17] <Crobugs> ------------------
#1339 [10:19] <Guest92735> there i installed Java now what
#1340 [10:19] <Crobugs> 1.---------------
#1341 [10:19] <Crobugs> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family
#1342 [10:19] <vcordie> why the fuck is voxelhead doing that
#1343 [10:19] <Crobugs> Manufacturer: Intel Corporation
#1344 [10:19] <vcordie> use pastebin damn it
#1345 [10:19] <Crobugs> Chip type: Intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset
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#1348 [10:20] <Crobugs> Display Memory: 96.0 MB
#1349 [10:20] <Guest92735> Awesomness
#1350 [10:20] <Crobugs> Current Mode: 1280 x 800 (32 bit) (60Hz)
#1351 [10:20] <Crobugs> Driver Name: igxprd32.dll
#1352 [10:20] <Guest92735> i installed Java now what
#1353 [10:20] <Crobugs> Driver Version: 6.14.0010.4764 (English)
#1354 [10:20] <Crobugs> Driver Attributes: Final Retail
#1355 [10:21] <Guest92735> I'm about to give up here
#1356 [10:21] <Guest92735> so close
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#1358 [10:21] <Crobugs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFTBw4AcxU
#1359 [10:22] <Guest92735> i'm done
#1360 [10:22] <Crobugs> gta iv running http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFTBw4AcxU
#1361 [10:23] <Crobugs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFTBw4AcxU my graphic card rate and post comment
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#1363 [10:24] <mib_uenqcw> how can i play the free version
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#1371 [10:42] <murdrums> Anyone know how to reset server time?
#1372 [10:44] <Awesomeness> no u
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#1378 [11:00] <pheleas_frog> Hello, I have lost my game. Who can help me to get a backup as it was on sunday june the 12th around 15h00 Paris time. Thank you
#1379 [11:00] <xolotl> murdrums: You mean the in-game time? With the "/time" command. "/time set 0" is sunset, "/time set 12000" is sundown
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#1381 [11:02] <xolotl> pheleas_frog: If you mean Minecraft itself, you can just re-download it from minecraft.net
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#1383 [11:03] <pheleas_frog> Sorry I have a poor english, After a bug all my construction were lost, at around 15h00 local time ( my watch time) I am sure that my game was well saved. How can i get it back?
#1384 [11:04] <thialis> hello, WUG is it present in the chat room?
#1385 [11:04] <xolotl> pheleas_frog: Unless you made backups yourself, there's not much we can do here.
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#1387 [11:06] <madalynn> hello
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#1389 [11:07] <pheleas_frog> Ok thank you xoloti
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#1394 [11:19] <Howie> Hey so quick q, is it possible to spawn animals? with or without mods
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#1397 [11:20] <Moonwolf> do YOU want to spawn the animals or should the server spawn them randomly
#1398 [11:20] <Howie> i want to spawn the anima;s
#1399 [11:20] <Howie> like type / spawn pig kind of thing
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#1401 [11:21] <Moonwolf> no not without mods
#1402 [11:21] <Howie> wat if u have mods
#1403 [11:21] <Howie> wat mod would it be?
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#1405 [11:21] <Moonwolf> wanna do it in SP or MP ?
#1406 [11:21] <Howie> SMP
#1407 [11:21] <Howie> a regualr server
#1408 [11:22] <pudgetta> how do i make a fireplace
#1409 [11:22] <Howie> i have the fly mod and ther is like a package of mods that come with that, are there andy mods are in there
#1410 [11:22] <Moonwolf> well i would suggest you use bukkit.org
#1411 [11:22] <Howie> utube it pudgetta
#1412 [11:22] <pudgetta> the
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#1414 [11:23] <pudgetta> youtube dosnt help
#1415 [11:23] <Keltinray> pudgetta, you build it from blocks? o..o
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#1417 [11:24] <pudgetta> wood blocks because it dosnt stay lit
#1418 [11:24] <Keltinray> Oh, you mean fuel-wise
#1419 [11:24] <Keltinray> Netherrack doesn't burn out
#1420 [11:25] <pudgetta> no i want a fire place
#1421 [11:25] <pudgetta> were do i g
#1422 [11:25] <Keltinray> Yeah
#1423 [11:25] <pudgetta> et that
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#1425 [11:25] <pudgetta> were do i get it
#1426 [11:26] <Wh1te00> There is no fireplay in game, you can make fire with Flint and Steel
#1427 [11:26] <Wh1te00> and build something around it
#1428 [11:26] <pudgetta> how do i get it to ceep going and it doesnt burn out
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#1431 [11:27] <pudgetta> how do get the fire not to burn out
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#1433 [11:29] <SgtPancake> hey
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#1435 [11:30] <sprog> my minecraft loads up then the screen goes black
#1436 [11:30] <SgtPancake> did u add any mods?
#1437 [11:30] <sprog> no
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#1439 [11:31] <SgtPancake> try deleting your bin folder
#1440 [11:32] <pudgetta> how do i get wood to burn and not stop burning
#1441 [11:32] <sprog> i'am new to this
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#1444 [11:32] <dr_bibble> Hi, got a quick question. If I buy minecraft, can it be used on multiple computers or just one?
#1445 [11:33] <sprog> just 1
#1446 [11:33] <dr_bibble> ah man. Thanks.
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#1448 [11:35] <sprog> my minecraft wont load up it just turn to a black screen
#1449 [11:35] <sprog> it will load as normal then just go black
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#1453 [11:39] <mib_n941b3> i have a quastion
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#1456 [11:40] <mib_n941b3> can anyone help me!!!!!!!!
#1457 [11:40] <mariushana> hey everyone i need help! i installed a texture pack and now my minecraft does not run anymore the launch window comes up but it wont load anything and the buttons like singleplayer multiplayer.. are not visible anymore
#1458 [11:40] <mib_n941b3> how to palt this game uf u play it with the levels its uver voring
#1459 [11:40] <mib_n941b3> ?
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#1461 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> hooowe to install this game?
#1462 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> how to install this game
#1463 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> how to instaal this gME
#1464 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> how??
#1465 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> ?how?
#1466 [11:41] <Kealper> stop spamming
#1467 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> ?hoh?
#1468 [11:41] <Awesomeness> By installing it.
#1469 [11:41] <Kealper> !client
#1470 [11:41] <Awesomeness> Kealper - plox ban?
#1471 [11:41] <mib_n941b3> wareyu can find that
#1472 [11:42] <Kealper> Awesomeness: i'm close to
#1473 [11:42] <mariushana> hey everyone i need help! i installed a texture pack and now my minecraft does not run anymore the launch window comes up but it wont load anything and the buttons like singleplayer multiplayer.. are not visible anymore
#1474 [11:42] <Awesomeness> ??> mariashana win/reinst
#1475 [11:42] <mib_n941b3> for free?
#1476 [11:42] <VoxelHead> mariashana: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1477 [11:42] <Kealper> ??> mariushana win/reinst
#1478 [11:42] <VoxelHead> mariashana: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1479 [11:42] <Kealper> damnit
#1480 [11:42] <Awesomeness> I win
#1481 [11:42] <Awesomeness> <3
#1482 [11:42] <Kealper> i'm afk
#1483 [11:42] <Awesomeness> Me too
#1484 [11:42] <Awesomeness> lol
#1485 [11:42] <Awesomeness> Wait, Kealper
#1486 [11:42] <mariushana> kk al try thx
#1487 [11:43] <mib_n941b3> how to make a premium account
#1488 [11:43] <Awesomeness> You buy the game.
#1489 [11:43] <Awesomeness> ...
#1490 [11:43] <mib_n941b3> its for free?
#1491 [11:43] <mib_n941b3> how match moeny
#1492 [11:43] <Awesomeness> You BUY the game.
#1493 [11:43] <Awesomeness> BUY
#1494 [11:43] <mib_n941b3> how match money?
#1495 [11:43] <mib_n941b3> and for multiplayer
#1496 [11:43] <Awesomeness> Are you trolling?
#1497 [11:44] <mib_n941b3> there are a minecraft for free richt?
#1498 [11:44] <Awesomeness> Do you know how to breathe?
#1499 [11:44] <mib_n941b3> no..
#1500 [11:44] <Awesomeness> I must confirm that you are breathing/
#1501 [11:44] <mib_n941b3> ?
#1502 [11:44] <mariushana> VoxelHead i <3 u :D it worked thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youu ;)
#1503 [11:44] <Awesomeness> B-R-E-A-T-H-I-N-G
#1504 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> ?
#1505 [11:45] <Awesomeness> Mariushana; I helped you, not him
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#1507 [11:45] <Awesomeness> He has no feelings
#1508 [11:45] <Awesomeness> -_-
#1509 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> -_-
#1510 [11:45] <mariushana> oh did you? sry :D
#1511 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> :p
#1512 [11:45] <mariushana> thank YOU then^^
#1513 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> XD
#1514 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> xD
#1515 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> :;
#1516 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> ;
#1517 [11:45] <mariushana> and i <3 u too ofc :D
#1518 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> (;
#1519 [11:45] <Awesomeness> :3
#1520 [11:45] <mib_n941b3> (:
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#1522 [11:47] <SgtPancake> hello
#1523 [11:47] * Awesomeness is not gonna say Hi
#1523 [11:49] <SgtPancake> ive made my ip static, port forwarded 25565, and its still not open
#1524 [11:50] <Awesomeness> You have made your ip static?
#1525 [11:50] <Awesomeness> How exaclty can you make your ip static?
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#1527 [11:52] <SgtPancake> with http://portforward.com/networking/static-win7.htm
#1528 [11:52] <Awesomeness> You do realize your provider chooses if it's static or not?
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#1530 [11:53] <SgtPancake> ...
#1531 [11:53] <Awesomeness> If your ip were to change one day
#1532 [11:53] <Awesomeness> it would just make all those settings invalid
#1533 [11:53] <Awesomeness> and you wouldn't have internet
#1534 [11:53] <Awesomeness> ..
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#1536 [11:54] <SgtPancake> then what do i do?
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#1538 [11:55] <Awesomeness> You can't get a static ip
#1539 [11:55] <Awesomeness> the max you could do, without spending money, is get a dyndns server
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#1541 [11:56] <Wh1te00> SgtPancake, looking at what you have done there is nothing wrong, you have given your PC a static IP not your router, so you will get a new External IP from your ISP every so often but you wont have to change your port forwarding
#1542 [11:56] <Wh1te00> But you will have to either use dyndns of just keep giving your frined the new ip
#1543 [11:56] <Wh1te00> Sorry friends
#1544 [11:56] <SgtPancake> does no-ip work?
#1545 [11:56] <Awesomeness> Wh1te00: Yes, but, he will loose internet, as his details wont be the same, when the provider will give the signal.
#1546 [11:56] <Wh1te00> Yep, that will do it
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#1548 [11:57] <SgtPancake> i have a no ip forwader
#1549 [11:57] <Wh1te00> Awesomeness: he will not lose internet for changing any details "behind" the router, this is a common thing to do
#1550 [11:58] <Awesomeness> Look, I have experience
#1551 [11:58] <Awesomeness> When the provider changes his ip, his details in there will not change
#1552 [11:58] <Awesomeness> as they are set
#1553 [11:58] <Awesomeness> so the pc will try to get a signal for that ip, but will fail
#1554 [11:58] <Awesomeness> but the new ip wont connect either
#1555 [11:58] <Awesomeness> so in result, no internet
#1556 [11:59] <Wh1te00> You do understand how Network Address Translation works yes?
#1557 [11:59] <SgtPancake> yes
#1558 [12:00] <Wh1te00> I was actually asking Awesomeness, but thats good too!
#1559 [12:00] <Wh1te00> You use a consumer router I asume, a linksys or something? If you do then you have no worries it handles all the IP updates and whatnot for you
#1560 [12:01] <Wh1te00> And you can use static IP's on your private network, just not on the public internet
#1561 [12:01] <SgtPancake> linksys yes
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#1563 [12:02] <Wh1te00> So have you done the port forwarding bit and made an exception in your windows firewall?
#1564 [12:03] <SgtPancake> how do i make an exeption?
#1565 [12:03] <Wh1te00> Which version of the OS do you use?
#1566 [12:03] <shmoo> Hey my minecraft randomly crashes
#1567 [12:03] <SgtPancake> 7
#1568 [12:03] <SgtPancake> windows 7
#1569 [12:04] <Wh1te00> ok, in control panel, show it in icon view, and find the firewall option
#1570 [12:04] <Wh1te00> Find advanced settings and go to inbound rules, and click new rule
#1571 [12:05] <Wh1te00> Select port, type in the port number and give it a name and you're off
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#1574 [12:09] <biggins363> hello, im having a problem and was pointed in this direction for help
#1575 [12:09] <SgtPancake> thank you!
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#1577 [12:10] <Wh1te00> No problem, I assume it works?
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#1579 [12:11] <biggins363> the server im on is owned and operated by a friend, and in one section of the nether we are unable to build anything... but we can mine things... anyone hear of this happening?
#1580 [12:11] <Wh1te00> What sort of problem biggins?
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#1585 [12:17] <biggins363> the server im on is owned and operated by a friend, and in one section of the nether we are unable to build anything... but we can mine things... anyone hear of this happening?
#1586 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> How big of a 'section'?
#1587 [12:18] <biggins363> as far as i can tell 1/4 of the map
#1588 [12:18] <Awesomeness> 1/4t?
#1589 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, haven't heard of that.
#1590 [12:18] <Awesomeness> You do realize the map is 8x bigger than the earth?
#1591 [12:18] <biggins363> we really havent ventured too far because we cant build a bridge
#1592 [12:19] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine; can you help me with something on the forums?
#1593 [12:19] <Awesomeness> as a friend?
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#1595 [12:21] <biggins363> Awesomeness yeah we know that, but thats besides the point
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#1597 [12:23] <biggins363> well i got to go, thanks for listening :)
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#1601 [12:30] <Kealper> ok back
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#1606 [12:40] <IceStorm> I have a problem, when I tried to buy minecraft it said it could not, so, I went to the website of my card and it said this...
#1607 [12:40] <IceStorm> MONEYBOOKERS LONDON Purchase Date: 06/13/11 Category: Retail Stores Declined Reason: PURCHASES NOT ALLOWED FROM THIS COUNTRY
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#1613 [12:58] <IceStorm> Need help
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#1615 [12:59] <Ribby> Hi
#1616 [12:59] <IceStorm> hi
#1617 [12:59] <IceStorm> I'm frustrated right now
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#1619 [12:59] <Ribby> Me too
#1620 [13:00] <Ribby> Why are you frustrated?
#1621 [13:00] <IceStorm> My card was declined because "Purchases not allowed from this country" even though I'm in the US
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#1623 [13:01] <Ribby> Oh did you send mojang@support.com or .net cant remember, an email? XD
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#1625 [13:02] <IceStorm> Nope cus I can't do anything yet, it stopped my card for 24 hours
#1626 [13:02] <IceStorm> :/
#1627 [13:02] <xolotl> IceStorm: Sounds like your financial institution is preventing overseas charges; I'd just call them about it
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#1629 [13:02] <thatguynamedDaryl> hey, i've got a problem with my in browser version of minecraft beta, can anyone help me?
#1630 [13:02] <Ribby> That stinks, i am trying to get mods to work in my multiplayer server and i followed everything somebody told me and it still gets an error
#1631 [13:02] <Ribby> Whats wrong with the browser version?
#1632 [13:03] <xolotl> Ribby: Try #bukkit
#1633 [13:03] <Ribby> But i dont have a Bukkit server
#1634 [13:03] <Ribby> Does that matter?
#1635 [13:03] <xolotl> Ribby: Well regardless, this channel doesn't support mods
#1636 [13:03] <Ribby> Oh ok sorry
#1637 [13:03] <xolotl> Ribby: You'd get better help there than in here, at least.
#1638 [13:03] <IceStorm> It's a VISA Prepaid debit card
#1639 [13:03] <thatguynamedDaryl> every time i click in browser on the home page it shows the minecraft beta loading screen and says done loading and freezes up
#1640 [13:04] <xolotl> IceStorm: That doesn't change my advice.
#1641 [13:04] <Ribby> I get that someitmes, delete your bin folder, trust me
#1642 [13:04] <thatguynamedDaryl> ?
#1643 [13:04] <Ribby> it will redownload your files and unfreeze it
#1644 [13:04] <Ribby> but you will lose any mods you have and texturepacks
#1645 [13:04] <xolotl> Ribby: Best yet would be asking on a specific channel / forum of the mod you're trying to use
#1646 [13:05] <thatguynamedDaryl> how do i find a list of servers to play on for minecraft beta dowloaded version?
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#1648 [13:05] <Ribby> thatguynamedDaryl delete yourbin folder in %appdata% (run) and .minecraft, open that and you will see a folder titled bin
#1649 [13:05] <Ribby> delete that
#1650 [13:05] <Ribby> and then run minecraft
#1651 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> thatguynamedDaryl smp/servers
#1652 [13:05] <VoxelHead> thatguynamedDaryl: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1653 [13:05] <VoxelHead> thatguynamedDaryl: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1654 [13:05] <thatguynamedDaryl> T_T
#1655 [13:05] <thatguynamedDaryl> thx
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#1657 [13:08] <SniperGold> hello
#1658 [13:08] <SniperGold> can anyone here give me a hand?
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#1660 [13:10] <Essentials_438> can i get help for essentials group manager here?
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#1664 [13:11] <ferdinand> hello
#1665 [13:11] <Awesomeness> Hey
#1666 [13:11] <SniperGold> hello
#1667 [13:12] <ferdinand> r u here to help on minecraft?
#1668 [13:12] <SniperGold> i'm here for help
#1669 [13:12] <Awesomeness> Maybe, if you use proper grammar.
#1670 [13:12] <ferdinand> so am i and sorry
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#1672 [13:12] <Awesomeness> Okay?
#1673 [13:12] <ferdinand> Yep
#1674 [13:13] <SniperGold> who knows, maybe we can help eachother
#1675 [13:13] <SniperGold> what's your problem?
#1676 [13:14] <ferdinand> i was trying to downlaod a mod but i fail at stuff like that and delete the minecraft.jar now when login it just shows a constant screen say loading done
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#1679 [13:14] <SniperGold> if you going into the options, you should be able to do a force update
#1680 [13:14] <SniperGold> try that
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#1682 [13:16] <ferdinand> i just tryed that it was working but then came up witha message saying failed to launch
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#1684 [13:17] <SniperGold> try clearing your internet cache?
#1685 [13:17] <SniperGold> you using the web based one?
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#1687 [13:17] <ferdinand> nope i use it from the desktop
#1688 [13:17] <ferdinand> do you think im screwed
#1689 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> What is the exact error message you get?
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#1691 [13:18] <SniperGold> could always try clearing out the app data and starting over
#1692 [13:19] <SniperGold> hey grey, wanna hear my problem?
#1693 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> What's up?
#1694 [13:19] <Awesomeness> No, I wanna solve problems, now. :D
#1695 [13:19] <ferdinand> fatal error occured(4): c :/user/chris/appdataroaming/ and so on
#1696 [13:19] * Awesomeness pushes Grey aside. :D
#1696 [13:19] <SniperGold> i get an opengl error with the desktop client but the web client works with no problems
#1697 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Give me a dxdiag?
#1698 [13:20] <Awesomeness> SniperGold: DxDiag?
#1699 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> SniperGold win/dxdiag
#1700 [13:20] <VoxelHead> SniperGold: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1701 [13:20] <Awesomeness> ??> SniperGold win/dxdiag
#1702 [13:20] <VoxelHead> SniperGold: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1703 [13:20] <Awesomeness> ....
#1704 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Might want to try clearing your .minecraft folder.
#1705 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> ferdinand win/reinst
#1706 [13:20] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1707 [13:20] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1708 [13:21] <Awesomeness> um, Grey?
#1709 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1710 [13:21] <Awesomeness> Can I help people, too?
#1711 [13:21] <Awesomeness> :(
#1712 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#1713 [13:22] <ferdinand> it wont let me delete the .minecraft folder
#1714 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> Close down minecraft
#1715 [13:22] <ferdinand> it is
#1716 [13:22] <Awesomeness> CTRL+ALT+DELETE
#1717 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> Open up your task manager, look at the processes list, "End process" any java.exe processes you see
#1718 [13:22] <Awesomeness> and terminate javaw.exe
#1719 [13:22] * Awesomeness clubs GV with a walrus
#1719 [13:22] <Awesomeness> LET ME HELP, TOO :(
#1720 [13:23] <SniperGold> http://pastebin.com/Ldg21yVu
#1721 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Sheesh, fine.
#1722 [13:23] <Awesomeness> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 945GM Express Chipset Family
#1723 [13:23] <Awesomeness> Many people are having problem with that exact chipset
#1724 [13:23] <SniperGold> it was working at first, then just died
#1725 [13:23] <SniperGold> but the web client still works
#1726 [13:24] <Awesomeness> Have you tried the basics steps?
#1727 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Try...
#1728 [13:24] <Awesomeness> Updating Java, Reinstalling drivers, reinstalling MC?
#1729 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> SniperGold - Use this: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1730 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Increase the RAM arguments as needed
#1731 [13:24] <Awesomeness> Or use that
#1732 [13:24] <Awesomeness> >.>
#1733 [13:24] <Awesomeness> Gonna write that down
#1734 [13:25] <SniperGold> lol
#1735 [13:25] <SniperGold> ok, i'll give it a try
#1736 [13:26] <ferdinand> omg thankyou so much you guys
#1737 [13:26] <ferdinand> it worked
#1738 [13:26] <Awesomeness> No problemo
#1739 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Glad to be of service
#1740 [13:26] <ferdinand> i would have been totally lost thanks alot!:)
#1741 [13:26] <Awesomeness> GV; can you do a me a favor, as a friend?
#1742 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> I'm a friend now?
#1743 [13:27] <Awesomeness> ...yes?
#1744 [13:28] <Awesomeness> ..so no?
#1745 [13:28] <Wug> thialis, you still here?
#1746 [13:28] <Wug> nope, guess not
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#1749 [13:29] <SniperGold> perfect! no error!
#1750 [13:29] <SniperGold> thank you
#1751 [13:29] * GreyVulpine nods
#1751 [13:29] <Awesomeness> No u
#1752 [13:29] <Awesomeness> GV: can you do me a favour, then?
#1753 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1754 [13:30] <Awesomeness> http://awesomeness.inafire.com/buyart
#1755 [13:30] <Awesomeness> bunch of trolls saying
#1756 [13:30] <Awesomeness> that I suck at art
#1757 [13:30] <Awesomeness> ploxhelp?
#1758 [13:30] <SniperGold> bye all
#1759 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> What do you want me to do about it?
#1760 [13:30] <Awesomeness> I don't know, tell them something?
#1761 [13:30] <Awesomeness> they aren't listening to Sqozza or Cial
#1762 [13:30] <Awesomeness> D:
#1763 [13:33] <Awesomeness> heelp?
#1764 [13:34] <Wug> send me a pm with linx to arts and I'll comment later if me gusta.
#1765 [13:34] <Awesomeness> mmk?
#1766 [13:36] <Wug> I have to go to work so I'm not even going to click it now because I don't have time, i'll look later
#1767 [13:37] <Awesomeness> mk
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#1771 [13:42] <mib_2xziqe> hello
#1772 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1773 [13:43] <mib_2xziqe> my minecraft crashed
#1774 [13:43] <mib_2xziqe> has yours
#1775 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> How did it crash? Did it give you any error reports?
#1776 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> Nope, my minecraft's running just fine
#1777 [13:44] <mib_2xziqe> it said that it crashed thats it
#1778 [13:44] <mib_2xziqe> i think its a texture pack i downloaded
#1779 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> Do you know how to remove the texture pack?
#1780 [13:45] <mib_2xziqe> yes but it wont start so i cant remove it
#1781 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> You don't have to be in the game to remove it, what operating system are you on?
#1782 [13:46] <mib_2xziqe> what u mean
#1783 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Windows? Mac? Linux?
#1784 [13:46] <mib_2xziqe> windows vista
#1785 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1786 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder, delete the texturepacks folder inside
#1787 [13:47] <mib_2xziqe> ok thanks
#1788 [13:48] <mib_2xziqe> i deleted everyting
#1789 [13:48] <mib_2xziqe> thank god u know what ur doing
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#1791 [13:55] <duxck> Good day peoples.
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#1793 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1794 [13:55] <cody> hi
#1795 [13:55] <duxck> I've got the classic Black screen issue when signing in to minecraft.
#1796 [13:55] <duxck> But sadly fail to find a solution this time :(
#1797 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> duxck - Has it worked before?
#1798 [13:56] <Guest93830> wait r u talking to me
#1799 [13:56] <duxck> Well, no. Just installed Windows due to crappy GFX drivers in linux
#1800 [13:56] <duxck> Worked when I had windows xp installed but run windows 7 now.
#1801 [13:56] <duxck> 64-bit
#1802 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> duxck - Did you install the latest java and video drivers for your system?
#1803 [13:57] <duxck> yups
#1804 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Using any special themes or visual effects in Win7?
#1805 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Aero enabled?
#1806 [13:57] <duxck> yeah
#1807 [13:57] <duxck> switch to classic?
#1808 [13:57] <Guest93830> wait do you have like mods?
#1809 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Could you turn it off and try again
#1810 [13:57] <duxck> ofc
#1811 [13:58] <duxck> in classic now
#1812 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> Try minecraft now
#1813 [13:59] <duxck> hmm, "can't connect to minecraft.net" ...
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#1815 [13:59] <duxck> wth? :D
#1816 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, check your system time and date
#1817 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> Make sure they're correct
#1818 [14:00] <Awesomeness> NO U
#1819 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> !k Awesomeness
#1820 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> >>>
#1821 [14:00] <Awesomeness> no :(
#1822 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> !k Awesomeness
#1823 [14:00] * GreyBot kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:656>)
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#1825 [14:00] <Awesomeness> meanie
#1826 [14:00] <duxck> yeah local time on my machine is correct
#1827 [14:00] <Awesomeness> GreyBot wanted to tell you I'm to awesome to get kicked
#1828 [14:00] <Awesomeness> D:
#1829 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> And date? including year?
#1830 [14:01] <duxck> yup :)
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#1832 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Alright, does your windows username happen to have a ! in it?
#1833 [14:01] <cody> hello
#1834 [14:01] <duxck> I was able to log on jut a sec ago
#1835 [14:01] <duxck> GreyVulpine: ofc not :)
#1836 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Then, firewall or security software of some sort is blocking minecraft
#1837 [14:01] <Awesomeness> Hey cody, what's up
#1838 [14:02] <Guest54785> oh hi
#1839 [14:03] <Guest54785> umm like whats my problem
#1840 [14:03] <Awesomeness> uuh?
#1841 [14:03] <Awesomeness> You tell us.
#1842 [14:03] <Guest54785> i know
#1843 [14:03] <Guest54785> nvm im tired lol
#1844 [14:03] <Guest54785> ok so when i try to log on
#1845 [14:04] <Awesomeness> ...okay?
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#1847 [14:04] <malteee> Hello :)
#1848 [14:04] <duxck> GreyVulpine: Nope, I don't have any security turned on
#1849 [14:04] <malteee> I had a probleme with my Minecraft
#1850 [14:05] <Awesomeness> >had
#1851 [14:05] <Awesomeness> so it must be gone now.
#1852 [14:05] <Awesomeness> kthnxforvisiting.
#1853 [14:05] <malteee> Error: Can't connect to Minecraft net
#1854 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#1855 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#1856 [14:05] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#1857 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> Looks like the website is down
#1858 [14:05] <duxck> Oh .)
#1859 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> Well then
#1860 [14:05] <duxck> Hehe
#1861 [14:05] <OlaG> LulzSec The Lulz Boat
#1862 [14:05] <OlaG> Just sunk the Minecraft login server, looks like their website also got hit from overkill: minecraft.net not even firing at the site.
#1863 [14:05] <Awesomeness> NO U
#1864 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> nothing you can do but wait for Mojang to fix it, unfortunately.
#1865 [14:06] <malteee> Do youz now news?
#1866 [14:06] <Guest54785> it taskes a while the says cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1867 [14:06] <Guest54785> *takes
#1868 [14:06] <Guest54785> ok
#1869 [14:06] <Guest54785> so what do i do
#1870 [14:06] <malteee> When can we play?
#1871 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> When Mojang fixes it
#1872 [14:06] <Guest54785> he has the same thing i have
#1873 [14:06] <Guest54785> darn that sucks
#1874 [14:06] <Guest54785> noooo my server is being moved today at 2 est im 6 mins late ik have to get on!
#1875 [14:07] <duxck> Tbh, I didn't think LulzSec would hit minecraft
#1876 [14:07] <Guest54785> well in military time wich i use it was supposed to be at 14:00
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#1878 [14:08] <Guest54785> so while we r waiting whats going on in you peoples lifes today
#1879 [14:08] * PhilRoyalTS [PhilRoyalTS@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1880 [14:08] <malteee> Hey Phil!
#1881 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> Busy playing minecraft >.>
#1882 [14:08] <PhilRoyalTS> hi
#1883 [14:09] <duxck> Well I had this idea of playing minecraft but so far this day hasn't gone in the sign of minecraft :)
#1884 [14:09] <PhilRoyalTS> whats up with minecraft??
#1885 [14:09] <Guest54785> i need to be on now but i cant because of my stupidf error
#1886 [14:09] <PhilRoyalTS> i cant play
#1887 [14:09] <Campy> mc.net is down
#1888 [14:09] <Guest54785> no 1 can
#1889 [14:09] <OlaG> the login server is down
#1890 [14:09] <duxck> Had to switch monitor on my laptop, then I changed my built in gfx card which ment I had to disassemble my laptop completely :P
#1891 [14:09] <OlaG> hacked, or so they say
#1892 [14:09] <Guest54785> lol
#1893 [14:09] <duxck> And then I put the working monitor on the broken laptop :P
#1894 [14:09] <PhilRoyalTS> lol
#1895 [14:09] <PhilRoyalTS> as if!!
#1896 [14:09] <Guest54785> hacked agin
#1897 [14:10] <malteee> Minecraft? Heacked? Lol!
#1898 [14:10] <PhilRoyalTS> again??
#1899 [14:10] <Guest54785> noo my credit card num,ber!
#1900 [14:10] <Awesomeness> Minecraft wasn't hacked, chill out everyone.
#1901 [14:11] <OlaG> you sure?
#1902 [14:11] <Guest54785> o well i had nothing on it anyways
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#1904 [14:12] <Guest54785> thank to the pres who shalth not be named
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#1906 [14:13] <Guest54785> 我有膀胱感染
#1907 [14:13] <PhilRoyalTS> can someone make that my minecraft works!??
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#1910 [14:13] <PhilRoyalTS> please
#1911 [14:13] <Guest54785> 我喜欢珍妮弗洛佩兹
#1912 [14:14] <PhilRoyalTS> i must play..
#1913 [14:14] <slugshead> can anyone else not log in?
#1914 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, login server is down
#1915 [14:14] <PhilRoyalTS> otherwise i´ll die
#1916 [14:14] <slugshead> QQ no probs
#1917 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> nothing we can do about it
#1918 [14:14] <iStormUK> Well, thats that issue confirmed. :)
#1919 [14:14] <slugshead> ill hang around until its back up
#1920 [14:14] <Guest54785> hallo
#1921 [14:14] <slugshead> awww shame, ah well
#1922 [14:14] <PhilRoyalTS> ahhhhhh MUST PLAY MINECRAFT!!!!!!!
#1923 [14:14] <Guest54785> Ich bin zwölf
#1924 [14:14] <Awesomeness> Phil
#1925 [14:14] <iStormUK> Wasn't going to ask if it was down, figured I'd let everyone else ask :D
#1926 [14:14] <PhilRoyalTS> und ich 7
#1927 [14:14] <Awesomeness> tell me your minecraft usenrame
#1928 [14:14] <Awesomeness> the one you use to login?
#1929 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Login server is down
#1930 [14:15] <Guest54785> wirklich
#1931 [14:15] <PhilRoyalTS> PhilRoyalTS
#1932 [14:15] <Guest54785> mein Name ist Cody
#1933 [14:15] <malteee> Ach.. Guest54785 kann also Deutsch. Interessant
#1934 [14:15] <Awesomeness> Hey
#1935 [14:15] <iStormUK> Is he ever going to do something about that, so we never need login to one server to get into the game? :o
#1936 [14:15] <Awesomeness> you can login and play offline
#1937 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> Login server is up
#1938 [14:15] <duxck> Is there any way to force it in offline mode?
#1939 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> Just came back up
#1940 [14:15] <duxck> I don't have the .minecraft folder though :)
#1941 [14:15] <PhilRoyalTS> singleplayer is LAME
#1942 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> Log in while you can
#1943 [14:15] <slugshead> fab im back in nice one guys
#1944 [14:16] <Guest54785> wie viele andere Sprachen können Sie SPEEK
#1945 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> Login server is UP
#1946 [14:16] <aikaramba> is minecraft.net down?
#1947 [14:16] <malteee> Keine Ahnung
#1948 [14:16] <iStormUK> Up, but laggy :D
#1949 [14:16] <PhilRoyalTS> i like big b*tts and i cannot lie!!
#1950 [14:16] <Guest54785> gut
#1951 [14:16] <PhilRoyalTS> okay bb
#1952 [14:16] <malteee> Ich glaube nur Englisch und Muttersprache
#1953 [14:16] <Guest54785> ah ich spreche Deutsch Englisch Französisch und ein wenig chinesisch
#1954 [14:17] <malteee> Ah! Bonjour garcon
#1955 [14:17] * Morrolan [Morrolan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1956 [14:17] <malteee> Ca va?
#1957 [14:17] <malteee> It WORKS!
#1958 [14:17] <Guest54785> alright bye see you later
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#1960 [14:17] <malteee> JJJUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU
#1961 [14:17] <Awesomeness> Stop spamming.
#1962 [14:17] <Guest54785> uhh
#1963 [14:17] <Awesomeness> or I club you with a seal
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#1965 [14:18] <Guest54785> ca va
#1966 [14:18] <Guest54785> et toi
#1967 [14:18] <duxck> !isdown
#1968 [14:18] <GreyBot> duxck: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1969 [14:18] <Guest54785> yay alright bye you guys nice taling to you in many diffrent languages
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#1971 [14:19] <Guest54785> bye and thank you
#1972 [14:19] <sockmister> hello
#1973 [14:19] <sockmister> hi
#1974 [14:19] <duxck> okay well now i get to start "offline" mode at least.
#1975 [14:19] <duxck> Still the black screen of nothingness though :P
#1976 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> Oi, really?
#1977 [14:19] <duxck> yups
#1978 [14:19] <duxck> Win 7 64-bit in classic
#1979 [14:19] <duxck> JRE 6 64-bit
#1980 [14:20] * mib_u8wyjl [mib_u8wyjl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1981 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#1982 [14:20] * mib_3s2n2w [mib_3s2n2w@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1983 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Do you get any sort of file in the same folder where you have minecraft.exe, named hs_err_pid?
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#1985 [14:21] <sockmister> could any explain to me how to put too many items mod onto my minecraft?
#1986 [14:21] <duxck> Wooh fixed it!
#1987 [14:21] <mib_u8wyjl> how can u tell wat type of graphic dive I have so I can update it to play minecraft?
#1988 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> sockmister - #risucraft can help you there
#1989 [14:21] <duxck> renamed opengl32.dll and changed it back and now it works for some unknown reason :D
#1990 [14:21] <duxck> since that shouldn't have fixed it :D
#1991 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> That.. huh
#1992 [14:21] <GreyVulpine> Interesting fix
#1993 [14:21] <duxck> Yeah, that was messed up^
#1994 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8wyjl - Can you give us a dxdiag?
#1995 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> ??>> mib_u8wyjl win/dxdiag
#1996 [14:22] <duxck> foc
#1997 [14:22] <duxck> pfc
#1998 [14:22] <duxck> ofc*
#1999 [14:22] <mib_3s2n2w> I cant connect to minecraft i need help
#2000 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> You can't connect to the website? or the client says it can't connect?
#2001 [14:23] <mib_3s2n2w> to the client
#2002 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to connect to minecraft.net via your browser?
#2003 [14:24] <mib_3s2n2w> yes
#2004 [14:24] <iStormUK> When one can't connect, the first port of call should be isminecraftdown.net :)
#2005 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_3s2n2w - What operating system are you on?
#2006 [14:24] * rokkitgurl [rokkitgurl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2007 [14:24] <Morrolan> iStormUK: Or, you know, try to connect to it using a browser. :p
#2008 [14:24] <rokkitgurl> hi!
#2009 [14:24] <iStormUK> Second port of call shoudl then be: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
#2010 [14:24] <mib_3s2n2w> windows 7
#2011 [14:24] <Morrolan> hey rokkitgurl
#2012 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_3s2n2w - Does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#2013 [14:25] <rokkitgurl> so decided to come here and chat since i cant get on my game!
#2014 [14:25] <mib_3s2n2w> no
#2015 [14:25] <rokkitgurl> is it true about being haxzored?
#2016 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft was down for a brief moment, yes
#2017 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Nothing sensitive was hacked
#2018 [14:25] <xolotl> rokkitgurl: This channel's not for idle chatting; use #minecraft for that. Probably not re: hacking.
#2019 [14:25] <rokkitgurl> oh thats good!
#2020 [14:25] <mib_3s2n2w> right
#2021 [14:26] <rokkitgurl> i wanted to ask since i was having issues
#2022 [14:26] <iStormUK> Assuming it was hacked, people on the net really should adopt a corporate way of thinking with passwords. :)
#2023 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_3s2n2w - Do you have any sort of security software?
#2024 [14:26] <iStormUK> Ie, regularly changing them all. :)
#2025 [14:26] <mib_3s2n2w> yes
#2026 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_3s2n2w - Configure it to let minecraft/java through
#2027 [14:26] <mib_3s2n2w> yes
#2028 [14:26] <iStormUK> And by 'corporate' I mean, not what Sony does. XD
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#2030 [14:27] <rokkitgurl> looks like im up and running! Yea, back to building my pagoda! see ya guys!
#2031 [14:27] <mermi> hey
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#2033 [14:27] <mermi> i have a question
#2034 [14:27] <mib_3s2n2w> now it works
#2035 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> We have answers
#2036 [14:28] <mermi> cool
#2037 [14:28] <mermi> i can't connect to minecraft online multiplayer
#2038 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#2039 [14:28] <mermi> not beta
#2040 [14:28] <Morrolan> mermi: Or do you mean when trying to log in via the launcher?
#2041 [14:29] <mermi> not the launcher just on the website servers
#2042 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> What happens when you try?
#2043 [14:29] <mermi> i get a black box and occasionally a black box with a white outline
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#2045 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked before?
#2046 [14:30] <mermi> yeah, i updated my java as well
#2047 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#2048 [14:30] <mermi> windows vista
#2049 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %TEMP%
#2050 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Find any folders there that are named "www.minecraft.net" and "minecraft.net" and delete them
#2051 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> Then try minecraft's website again
#2052 [14:31] <mermi> search everywhere? or internet?
#2053 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> Just in that folder
#2054 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %TEMP%
#2055 [14:31] <banana> I have been playing on minecraft and have so far had no problems, however now when I log in I simply get a black screen and then a white one and nothing appears, any ideas ??
#2056 [14:32] <mermi> same problem with me banana
#2057 [14:32] <mermi> ive been at it for 2 days
#2058 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Did you go to %TEMP% via your start menu's search bar?
#2059 [14:32] <mermi> yes i got a long list of files
#2060 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> Look in there for any folders that are named www.minecraft.net or minecraft.net
#2061 [14:33] <mermi> ok i found it
#2062 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Delete them
#2063 [14:33] <mermi> the entire folder?
#2064 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2065 [14:33] <banana> Tried to install a mod "now thats what I call minecraft" seemed to happen after this but think this may be a coincidence
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#2067 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> mods can cause black screens.
#2068 [14:34] <mermi> ok i did that
#2069 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Try minecraft again.
#2070 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> banana - Try a "Force Update" in your launcher's options menu
#2071 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Right where you log in
#2072 [14:35] <banana> well ive deleted the mods from my files but when I log on i still have blank screens, any words of wisdom ??
#2073 [14:35] <BobSashimi> soo.. i heard rumours bout ppl who give advice in this channel :>
#2074 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> You heard truth BobSashimi
#2075 [14:35] <BobSashimi> i just downloaded the game and started already 3 worlds, but im never really.. satisfied with my houses and stuff
#2076 [14:36] <Awesomeness> ..okay?
#2077 [14:36] <BobSashimi> is there anything i should do when i start..? :P
#2078 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> Make it interesting for yourself. Each time you die, you delete the world.
#2079 [14:36] <Awesomeness> Don't listen to Grey
#2080 [14:36] <GreyVulpine> Try the 404 challenge
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#2082 [14:36] <Awesomeness> he hasn't had his coffee yet
#2083 [14:36] <Awesomeness> >.>
#2084 [14:36] * GreyVulpine baps Awesomeness
#2084 [14:37] <Awesomeness> Okay, what I suggest, is
#2085 [14:37] <Awesomeness> hacking in some materials, building a house you like
#2086 [14:37] <BobSashimi> i already died once after i collected 64 redstone thingys D:
#2087 [14:37] <mermi> so its still a black box with a white outline
#2088 [14:37] <Awesomeness> then deleteing the world
#2089 [14:37] <Awesomeness> and making the house for real
#2090 [14:37] <GreyVulpine> There's tons of puzzle and adventure maps you can download and try out
#2091 [14:37] <Bubbles> I cannot log into my client account. Everytime I try, it says "Login failed" (Not downloaded)... My password is correct. :l
#2092 [14:37] <Bubbles> Help? :[
#2093 [14:37] <BobSashimi> how do i change the spawn point? so i spawn in front of my house after i died?
#2094 [14:37] <Awesomeness> Bed!
#2095 [14:37] <GreyVulpine> Bubbles - Reset your password. make sure it only contains letters and numbers
#2096 [14:37] <Bubbles> Okay, I'll try.
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#2098 [14:38] <Awesomeness> Also what you could do is try out some mods
#2099 [14:38] <BobSashimi> bed.. okay, thanks :)
#2100 [14:38] <Awesomeness> I have a guinea pig army
#2101 [14:38] <Bubbles> Just change the password?
#2102 [14:38] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine is currently level 3
#2103 [14:38] <Awesomeness> lol
#2104 [14:38] <GreyVulpine> Yes Bubbles
#2105 [14:38] <Bubbles> Okay.
#2106 [14:39] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine is cranky without his coffe
#2107 [14:39] <Awesomeness> *coffee, aren't you GreyVulpine?
#2108 [14:39] <Bubbles> Thanks! :D It worked! <3
#2109 [14:39] <Awesomeness> yes you are, yes you are
#2110 [14:39] <GreyVulpine> !k Awesomeness
#2111 [14:39] * GreyBot kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:657>)
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#2113 [14:39] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#2114 [14:39] <Awesomeness> wololollo
#2115 [14:39] <Awesomeness> See how cranky he is?
#2116 [14:39] <Awesomeness> that's why he needs his coffee!
#2117 [14:40] <mermi> greyvulp
#2118 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2119 [14:40] <mermi> its still a black box...
#2120 [14:40] <banana> anyone know where the "launch option" would be to use force update
#2121 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Did you delete both the "www.minecraft.net" and "minecraft.net" folders?
#2122 [14:41] <mermi> yes i did
#2123 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> banana - When you launch minecraft, right at the window where you log in, there should be an options button to the right
#2124 [14:42] <Awesomeness> There isn't any, I'm using the cracked client.
#2125 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Then, I'd try clearing the cache/history/temporary files of your browser.
#2126 [14:42] <mermi> how do i do that?
#2127 [14:43] * GreyVulpine coughs at Awesomeness, points at channel rules.
#2127 [14:43] <banana> no options button in the login page
#2128 [14:43] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine, you aren't serious, right?
#2129 [14:43] <Awesomeness> banana, have you bought minecraft?
#2130 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> banana - Are you using the downloaded client, or the browser?
#2131 [14:44] <xolotl> Awesomeness needs to reconsider his nick
#2132 [14:44] <Awesomeness> xolotl, nah, you're just not my friend<3
#2133 [14:44] <banana> ye its been running fine for the past 4 days when we purchased it, only tonight we have had the blank black screen when we login
#2134 [14:45] <mermi> ive never used any mods or WOM
#2135 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> banana - In the downloaded client, there should be an options button next to where you log in
#2136 [14:45] <Awesomeness> LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!
#2137 [14:45] <banana> we are using browser mode
#2138 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> banana - Try this then:
#2139 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> banana win/reisnt
#2140 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> banana win/reinst
#2141 [14:45] <VoxelHead> banana: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2142 [14:45] <Awesomeness> ??> banana win/reinst
#2143 [14:45] <VoxelHead> banana: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2144 [14:46] <mermi> so how do i delete the history cache thing you were talking about?
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#2147 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Try the tools menu of your browser
#2148 [14:48] <mermi> ok then what?
#2149 [14:48] <Awesomeness> Hey, GV; how long do you guys ban for using a auto rejoin?
#2150 [14:48] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2150 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Default ban length is 2 hours for Vox
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#2152 [14:50] <Awesomeness> Alright, just wondering, cause I usually ban for 5 minutes
#2153 [14:50] <Awesomeness> lol
#2154 [14:50] <Anvilgames> That was an... interesting post to arrive to
#2155 [14:50] <mermi> greyvulpine im at tools where do i go next (windows vista internet explorer)
#2156 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Internet options -> Browsing history -> Delete
#2157 [14:52] <Morrolan> Anvilgames: Heh, I'll give you a hearty welcome then. :D
#2158 [14:52] * Anvilgames is welcomed
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#2159 [14:54] <mib_xunwkr> hello?
#2160 [14:54] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
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#2162 [14:55] <mermi> greyvulpine its still just a black box, i tried a different server
#2163 [14:55] <banana> I have deleted allfiles excluding the saves file but it will not allow me to delete the bin file as it states it is open (dont see how or where)
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#2165 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> banana - Go to your task manager, go to the processes tab, make sure javaw.exe isn't running
#2166 [14:56] <mib_xunwkr> i recently brought minecraft but at payment it bugged out said something about payment not going through then told me to press ok and when i did paymet was sussesful but havent got premium account yet does this mean it went through or not? any help would be good thanks
#2167 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> "End process" it if it is
#2168 [14:56] <Awesomeness> Hey, GreyVulpine
#2169 [14:57] <Awesomeness> I have a problem with Minecraft
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#2171 [14:57] <Awesomeness> trying to run it within MS DOS and it wont run!1111oneonetwo
#2172 [14:57] <Awesomeness> HALP!!!!
#2173 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Healer, heal thyself.
#2174 [14:57] <coolg> ive bought the game but itsays i havent os wtf
#2175 [14:57] <mib_xunwkr> i recently brought minecraft but at payment it bugged out said something about payment not going through then told me to press ok and when i did paymet was sussesful but havent got premium account yet does this mean it went through or not? any help would be good thanks
#2176 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_xunwkr - Make sure your payment's actually being processed. Check whatever you used to purchase minecraft, see if money's been taken out
#2177 [14:58] <charmander> can anyone help me when ever i try to log on on my mac it says cant connect to minecraft.net when i try to play in the browser safari just quits it works on my windows laptop fine (im on mac)
#2178 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_xunwkr - If it hasn't, you'll need to buy minecraft and make sure it actually goes through
#2179 [14:58] <mib_xunwkr> ok thanks
#2180 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Make sure the system time and date are correct on your mac.
#2181 [14:59] <charmander> yes i done all this before ive been on here like 5 times
#2182 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Can you try the downloaded client?
#2183 [14:59] <banana> sorry to be a noob but where can i find task manager
#2184 [14:59] <charmander> ive re dwnloaded the cilent like 50 times
#2185 [14:59] <Morrolan> banana: Hit ctlr-shift-esc
#2186 [15:00] <mermi> alt+ctrl+delete
#2187 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Can you try the client in your terminal, see if you get any errors from it?
#2188 [15:00] <charmander> how?
#2189 [15:00] <charmander> terminal noob :(
#2190 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> Open up your terminal from the finder menu, type in: open <space>
#2191 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Then drag the minecraft.app over to it
#2192 [15:01] <Awesomeness> NO U
#2193 [15:01] <Awesomeness> [ just kidding ]
#2194 [15:01] <coolg> well what do you people think happend
#2195 [15:01] <coolg> well come on
#2196 [15:01] <coolg> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#2197 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> coolg - How long ago did you purchase minecraft?
#2198 [15:02] <banana> its listed here but how can I tell if its running, CPU states 0
#2199 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> banana - If it's listed, it's running
#2200 [15:02] <charmander> Last login: Sat Apr 4 14:39:44 on console localhost:~ michaelbell$ open /Users/michaelbell/Desktop/Minecraft.app LSOpenFromURLSpec() failed with error -10810 for the file /Users/michaelbell/Desktop/Minecraft.app. localhost:~ michaelbell$
#2201 [15:02] <coolg> any one help plz say something
#2202 [15:02] <coolg> :( help plz
#2203 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> banana - End Process it
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#2205 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> coolg - How long ago did you purchase minecraft?
#2206 [15:02] <Awesomeness> coolg - calm down, wait, try again in 48 hours.
#2207 [15:02] <coolg> like a coulp of days ago
#2208 [15:02] <Awesomeness> Couple, 1? 2? 10?
#2209 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> coolg - Follow the directions at minecraft.net/support
#2210 [15:03] <coolg> about 10
#2211 [15:03] <Awesomeness> It may take up to 48 hours.
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#2213 [15:03] <Awesomeness> Well then; head to www.minecraft.net/support
#2214 [15:03] <Awesomeness> We can't help you much with that.
#2215 [15:03] <MrADz> Evening people
#2216 [15:03] <coolg> ok
#2217 [15:03] <Awesomeness> Use that form.
#2218 [15:03] <Awesomeness> Hello, MrADz
#2219 [15:03] <charmander> so what shall i do?
#2220 [15:04] <MrADz> Can't see, to find system requirements anywhere. Anyone can help?
#2221 [15:04] <banana> Done that, sorry to be such a novice but im trying to fix this for my 12 year old, now Ive done that what do you suggest
#2222 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Could you please run this command:
#2223 [15:04] <charmander> kk
#2224 [15:04] <Awesomeness> shutdown -i
#2225 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/michaelbell/Desktop/Minecraft.app
#2226 [15:04] <charmander> kk do i just paste it in?
#2227 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Then try double clicking minecraft.app on your desktop again
#2228 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#2230 [15:05] <charmander> now i cant open minecraft
#2231 [15:05] <charmander> :L
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#2233 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> You can't?
#2234 [15:06] <charmander> no
#2235 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#2236 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/michaelbell/Desktop/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#2237 [15:07] <charmander> the little icon on the dock comes and and then just goes in a second
#2238 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> Try putting that in
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#2240 [15:07] <banana> i have now deleted the bin file any ideas whats next
#2241 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> banana - Try minecraft now
#2242 [15:08] <charmander> do i have to put a space before the username?
#2243 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> charmander - No
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#2245 [15:09] <charmander> it still wont open
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#2247 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> did you do chmod +x /users/ or chmod +x/users
#2248 [15:09] <charmander> i was messing around with the java application stub trying to install single player commands though
#2249 [15:10] <charmander> cuase my mac wont read the things it runs on
#2250 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Oh bleh.
#2251 [15:10] <charmander> ???
#2252 [15:10] <MrADz> Anyone know system requirements
#2253 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Delete minecraft.app and redownload a fresh copy from minecraft.net then
#2254 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> MrADz - Roughly about 1-1.5 gigs of RAM, a CPU from the latter half of this decade, about 100 megs of HDD space
#2255 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Preferably a video card that's not more than 5 years old
#2256 [15:11] <banana> All done !!! you genius, do you think this was anything to do with downloading mods ??
#2257 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2258 [15:11] <charmander> what shall i do now?
#2259 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Delete minecraft.app, download a new one from minecraft.net
#2260 [15:12] <charmander> done
#2261 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Try launching it with the new launcher
#2262 [15:12] <banana> so is it best not to access that option again?
#2263 [15:12] <MrADz> GreyVulpine, Should run on my 1.5Ghz netbook?
#2264 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> banana - Mods need to be installed carefully, otherwise you get black screens like that
#2265 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> MrADz - With netbooks, minecraft will barely run well, if at all
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#2267 [15:13] <MrADz> GreyVulpine, That's what I thought
#2268 [15:14] <banana> thanks for all your help i think us novices should leave mods well alone, I now have peace !!!!!!!!!
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#2271 [15:15] <charmander> it still wont work vulpine
#2272 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Does the launcher work?
#2273 [15:16] <charmander> yes it opens but i still cant connect
#2274 [15:16] <Zanasj> hi, does anyone here know what to do after a power outage and resulting save games lost?
#2275 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> Zanasj nullsave
#2276 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Zanasj: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#2277 [15:16] <VoxelHead> Zanasj: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#2278 [15:17] <MrADz> There may be some problems with minecraft servers because they are/were under attack
#2279 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft login server's back up
#2280 [15:17] <Zanasj> wow! cheers, I'll check it out
#2281 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Hmm. To me, it sounds like some sort of security software on your computer blocking java from communicating..
#2282 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> I can't think of anything else.
#2283 [15:18] <charmander> so what can i do to fix this?
#2284 [15:19] <MrADz> Check your firewall and try and add exceptions
#2285 [15:19] <charmander> how do i get to this on mac?
#2286 [15:19] <MrADz> Ahh mac
#2287 [15:20] <MrADz> My knowledge is limited there
#2288 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> Wouldn't really know where to start with that, not a mac person. Do you know what software is installed on your computer?
#2289 [15:20] <charmander> nope its my dads
#2290 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> You may need to ask your dad then.
#2291 [15:23] <charmander> kk ive dragged the minecraft app in to this folder that allows through firewalls and its taking a lot longer to say the message
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#2293 [15:24] <NeedHelp> Hey
#2294 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Could you go to your terminal and type in: ps -a
#2295 [15:24] <MrADz> Hello NeedHelp
#2296 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Then copy the output of that, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2297 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> Give us the address to it
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#2299 [15:25] <kicsiqki> Hi everyone!
#2300 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#2302 [15:25] <MrADz> Hello kicsiwki
#2303 [15:25] <MrADz> kicsiqki*
#2304 [15:26] <NeedHelp> I need help to my brothers acc on Minecraft, he has just made it and it says that it's not premium and then He cant join my lan server, does that mean that he shall buy the game?
#2305 [15:26] <Mega_MIner_Joe> Hello.
#2306 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> If it says he's not premium, then he needs to buy the game, yes
#2307 [15:26] <MrADz> You need to have the game to join servers
#2308 [15:26] <charmander> http://pastebin.com/iu9qEXFc
#2309 [15:26] <kicsiqki> Can I get some help from someone regarding minecraftforum.net?
#2310 [15:26] <MrADz> Helllo Mega_Miner_Joe
#2311 [15:26] <Mega_MIner_Joe> I just bought the game, and it wont work. Ive downloaded it 3 times.
#2312 [15:27] <MrADz> Kicsiqki, Go ahead and ask
#2313 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> kicsiqki - Try #minecraftforums
#2314 [15:27] <MrADz> Mega_Miner_Joe do you have the latest java?
#2315 [15:27] <charmander> http://pastebin.com/iu9qEXFc
#2316 [15:27] <kicsiqki> GreyVulpine will do, thanks
#2317 [15:27] <Mega_MIner_Joe> It says " cant connect to Minecraft.Net "
#2318 [15:28] <NeedHelp> I have bought the game and lend him my acc to get it down for him and then he made an acc and then the prob start with saying he wasn't premium. So he shall buy Minecraft on his acc?? xD
#2319 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> charmander - This is probably something you'll need to ask your dad then
#2320 [15:28] <Mega_MIner_Joe> Umm no.... i dont think so...
#2321 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> NeedHelp - Your brother will need to buy minecraft, yes.
#2322 [15:28] <NeedHelp> Okay :)
#2323 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> NeedHelp - Your brother can't play beta without having a paid account
#2324 [15:28] <charmander> what do you mean what shall i ask?
#2325 [15:28] <NeedHelp> Thank you GreyVulpine :)
#2326 [15:29] <Mega_MIner_Joe> Bye...
#2327 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Ask him if there's any sort of security software installed on it, anything that could block a program from accessing the outside
#2328 [15:30] <charmander> thanks youve been great :) ill just mess with the security settings
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#2330 [15:31] <kicsiqki> umm, #minecraftforums is silent, can I tell my problem here?
#2331 [15:31] <Awesomeness> Done helping Jeremy
#2332 [15:31] <Awesomeness> he keeps pming me once he has a problem
#2333 [15:31] <Awesomeness> lol
#2334 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> kicsiqki - You can try.. but none of us really do any work at the forums
#2335 [15:32] <kicsiqki> oh well...
#2336 [15:32] <kicsiqki> wont hurt if I say what the issue is I guess
#2337 [15:32] <charmander> do you know if it will be fixed when 1.7 comes out?
#2338 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> charmander - If it's a security software issue on your end, probably not
#2339 [15:32] <charmander> kk ty
#2340 [15:33] <charmander> it could just be a bug but probally not
#2341 [15:33] <kicsiqki> I had an account on the forums before it joined with curse, but I haven't logged on there since then and now it wont let me...
#2342 [15:33] <kicsiqki> I cant even make a new account
#2343 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> kicsiqki - Did you log in using the old account? Once you logged in, it'll automatically transfer it to the new curse thing
#2344 [15:34] <kicsiqki> yep
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#2346 [15:35] <kicsiqki> when I click "register" a small window pops up with twofields, one for username, one for password and thats it
#2347 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> Sec...
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#2356 [15:52] <Busk> hi
#2357 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#2368 [16:06] <jamester> I just installed a new mod and soon after my minecraft kept crashing and now I can't get back on
#2369 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> jamester win/reinst
#2370 [16:07] <VoxelHead> jamester: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2371 [16:07] <VoxelHead> jamester: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2373 [16:08] <Schmedley> my character cannot move in multiplayer.
#2374 [16:08] <Schmedley> please help!
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#2377 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> ??> Schmedley comcast
#2378 [16:09] <VoxelHead> Schmedley: (comcast) If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
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#2380 [16:09] <Schmedley> what is COnstant Guard by Comcast
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#2382 [16:10] <Awesomeness> GV: I suppose you wouldn't wanna do a map co-op vid?
#2383 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Not really
#2384 [16:10] <Awesomeness> >:(
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#2386 [16:10] <Awesomeness> (he hates me)
#2387 [16:10] <GreyVulpine> Schmedley - Did you install any programs that were provided by your ISP, comcast?
#2388 [16:10] <Schmedley> Everytime I go back on the game my screen keeps bugging out and I keep dying and every time I respawn my game crashes
#2389 [16:10] <Schmedley> No
#2390 [16:11] <Kealper> Schmedley: what do you mean by bugging out?
#2391 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Schmedley - Do you get any error reports?
#2392 [16:11] <Schmedley> The screen will only stay in one place even when I try to move
#2393 [16:11] <Schmedley> No
#2394 [16:12] <Kealper> Schmedley: is the entire map all blue and stuff?
#2395 [16:12] <Schmedley> I'm under water
#2396 [16:12] <Kealper> Schmedley: are you playing single player or multiplayer?
#2397 [16:12] <Schmedley> multiplayer'
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#2400 [16:12] <Kealper> try the server smp.shadow-craft.net
#2401 [16:13] <Kealper> see if that works right
#2402 [16:13] <Schmedley> Is it ppopular
#2403 [16:13] <Kealper> quite
#2404 [16:13] <buzz1999> can someone help me all the files inside minecraft.jar got deleted
#2405 [16:13] <Schmedley> How many players
#2406 [16:13] <Morrolan> buzz1999: Delete the whole bin folder.
#2407 [16:13] <Kealper> Schmedley: idk, join and type /who and it should tell you how many are currently on it
#2408 [16:14] <Morrolan> buzz1999: It will then redownload all the minecraft files when you start it up the next time.
#2409 [16:14] <buzz1999> then what?
#2410 [16:14] <Schmedley> thanks'
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#2412 [16:14] <Kealper> actually, i'm curious on that myself, so i'll do it lol
#2413 [16:14] <buzz1999> Thanks :)
#2414 [16:14] <Kealper> oh, i guess only 8 people are on it right now
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#2416 [16:15] <dopeghoti> Wug: Acknowledges; will increase repeat limit further.
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#2418 [16:16] <figaro> how do i solve the pixel format
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#2420 [16:17] <figaro> how do i solve the pixel format
#2421 [16:17] <figaro> how do i solve the pixel format
#2422 [16:17] <figaro> how do i solve the pixel format
#2423 [16:17] <Awesomeness> Ban figaro, thanks.
#2424 [16:18] <mib_jmxh6p> so is anyone else have major problems with Minecraft, and how it uses JAVA? i mean,mine won't even get to the LOGO screen? it just closes. and the online browser version is the same. i have updated ALL versions of drivers/clean install of game.
#2425 [16:18] <figaro> shut up Awesomeness
#2426 [16:18] <figaro> me
#2427 [16:18] * Kealper glares
#2427 [16:18] <dopeghoti> ??> figaro attitude
#2428 [16:18] <VoxelHead> figaro: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2429 [16:19] <VoxelHead> figaro: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2430 [16:19] <figaro> sorry
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#2432 [16:20] <Cial> update the graphics card drivers
#2433 [16:20] <Awesomeness> Mojang complaint departement.
#2434 [16:20] <Cial> would help a bunch
#2435 [16:20] <Awesomeness> +1 DopeGhoti
#2436 [16:20] <mib_jmxh6p> I have updated all my graphics card drivers.
#2437 [16:20] <mib_jmxh6p> :(
#2438 [16:21] <Cial> mib_jmxh6p, was talkingto figaro sorry
#2439 [16:21] <Cial> what version of java are you on mib_jmxh6p?
#2440 [16:21] <mib_jmxh6p> the brand spanking new one.
#2441 [16:21] <mib_jmxh6p> i even deleted the old versions. and re-installed from teh java website
#2442 [16:21] <mib_jmxh6p> *the
#2443 [16:22] <mib_jmxh6p> its very saddening. i haven't been able to play for about a month.
#2444 [16:23] <mib_jmxh6p> 1.6.0_26
#2445 [16:23] <mib_jmxh6p> is the java version number
#2446 [16:23] <figaro> hell this im not waiting bye suckers
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#2448 [16:24] <mib_jmxh6p> i read on the forums, that this isnt a problem in one OS, or even machine (PC mac) and no none seems to know a solution. i mean, it worked. WONDERFUL. and now. nothing and it wasn't a new version or anything that was the moment it stopped working
#2449 [16:24] <mib_bsbpvr> helow?
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#2451 [16:24] <ForgottenGamr> When playing I get a message at the top left corner that says "Unlicensed Copy (Or logged in from another location) Purchase at minecraft.net". Also when I try to join a multiplayer server it says "Failed to Login:Bad Login" Can someone please help?
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#2453 [16:24] <mib_bsbpvr> o is this a text help page cool!
#2454 [16:25] <Awesomeness> http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf
#2455 [16:25] <mib_bsbpvr> how do i talk to a person that can help me???
#2456 [16:25] <mib_jmxh6p> just chat mib. they are here
#2457 [16:26] <sluggo> does anyone know how to accelerate the pixels please
#2458 [16:26] * mib_2wyzs0 [mib_2wyzs0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2459 [16:26] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - You need to buy minecraft to play it
#2460 [16:26] <mib_2wyzs0> greyvulp im memi
#2461 [16:26] <mib_2wyzs0> mermi*
#2462 [16:26] <kicsiqki> throw your monitor out the window
#2463 [16:27] <mib_2wyzs0> greyvulp do u remember me?
#2464 [16:27] <mib_bsbpvr> ok when i started the browser the screen just freezes on the done loading and stopes working so idk what to do ???
#2465 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_2wyzs0 - yes.
#2466 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_bsbpvr win/reinst
#2467 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mib_bsbpvr: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2468 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mib_bsbpvr: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2469 [16:27] <ForgottenGamr> I already did I bought it in version 1.4 and it has been putting the message up since the 1.6 update.
#2470 [16:27] <mib_bsbpvr> ps i have a mac
#2471 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_bsbpvr mac/reinst
#2472 [16:28] <VoxelHead> mib_bsbpvr: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2473 [16:28] <VoxelHead> mib_bsbpvr: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2474 [16:28] <mib_2wyzs0> can u help me?
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#2476 [16:28] <slimer> hello?
#2477 [16:28] <slimer> anyone here?
#2478 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#2479 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_2wyzs0 - What's the problem again?
#2480 [16:29] <slimer> i need help with my minecraft acc can anyone help me?
#2481 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> slimer - What about it, exactly?
#2482 [16:29] <mib_2wyzs0> all i get on the multiplayer servers are black boxes
#2483 [16:29] <slimer> when i log onto the acc it loads and then it turns all black
#2484 [16:29] <mib_bsbpvr> ok i will try that
#2485 [16:29] <mib_2wyzs0> not the one where i have use a luancher
#2486 [16:29] <mib_jmxh6p> yup redid and removed all the game -reinstalled.
#2487 [16:29] <mib_jmxh6p> and nothing
#2488 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Could you people using mibbit, change your nicknames with the /nick command
#2489 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> I can't keep you guys straight
#2490 [16:30] <command> lol
#2491 [16:30] <sluggo> can anyone answer my question
#2492 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> sluggo - By updating your video drivers
#2493 [16:31] <ForgottenGamr> When playing I get a message at the top left corner that says "Unlicensed Copy (Or logged in from another location) Purchase at minecraft.net". Also when I try to join a multiplayer server it says "Failed to Login:Bad Login" Can someone please help? I bought it in version 1.4 and it has been putting the message up since the 1.6 update.
#2494 [16:31] <sluggo> thanks GreyVulpine
#2495 [16:31] <slimer> heres my problem, i log onto my acc and press download and it loads right but after the loading bar is full the game exits out
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#2497 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - Try deleting everything in your .minecraft folder except for saves, and try again
#2498 [16:32] <mib_7tpbqp> ok it dident work
#2499 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Do you get any sort of error report, any files named hs_err_pid?
#2500 [16:32] <ForgottenGamr> okay, thanks
#2501 [16:32] <slimer> no it just turns black and then exits out
#2502 [16:32] <mib_7tpbqp> puttingbin in the trash it re donloaded but froze
#2503 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Can you look at the folder where you have the program, do you have any files named hs_err_pid?
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#2505 [16:33] <mib_7tpbqp> in bin?
#2506 [16:33] <mermi> so is my issue hopeless greyvulpin?
#2507 [16:33] <slimer> o yeah i have like 6-7
#2508 [16:33] <Z-Sonxx> anyone need help with minecraft?
#2509 [16:33] <mib_7tpbqp> me
#2510 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> mermi - I'm sorry, you may want to wait a bit later, perhaps another helper can assist you
#2511 [16:34] <ForgottenGamr> Can I keep the stats folder too?
#2512 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - Yes
#2513 [16:34] <slimer> yes i have some files with that name
#2514 [16:34] <ForgottenGamr> ok
#2515 [16:35] <mib_7tpbqp> ok when i open browser to minecraft it downloads update and freezes not comp just minecraft ps i have a mac
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#2518 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Did you try deleting everything in ~/library/application support/minecraft?
#2519 [16:35] <slimer> GreyVulpine i do have some files with that name what should i do?
#2520 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> except for saves
#2521 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Huh?
#2522 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> Oh
#2523 [16:36] <mib_7tpbqp> yes and it re donloaded but froze a 2 time so idk
#2524 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Could you open one of them up, the latest one, and copy the entire thing. Then go to www.pastebin.com and paste it there
#2525 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Then give me the address to it
#2526 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - How exactly did it 'freeze'?
#2527 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> Did it stop at done loading, do you get a black window?
#2528 [16:37] <mib_7tpbqp> it hase a load bar l little off the finishe part and says done loading
#2529 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure you deleted everything in the minecraft folder except for saves?
#2530 [16:38] <slimer> GreyVulpin it wont let me paste it
#2531 [16:38] <mib_7tpbqp> let me duble check
#2532 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Into www.pastebin.com? The big text box there?
#2533 [16:38] <slimer> yep
#2534 [16:38] <slimer> i cant paste it for some reasoon
#2535 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> Did you copy it from the text file?
#2536 [16:39] <slimer> yes do i need an acc on it?
#2537 [16:39] <GreyVulpine> No
#2538 [16:39] <GreyVulpine> Can you open up a text editor, see if you can paste in there?
#2539 [16:39] <slimer> i got it how do i give u the address:?
#2540 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> After pressing submit, what's the address at the top of your browser?
#2541 [16:40] <mib_7tpbqp> i still have stats bin (came back) resources saves texturepacks
#2542 [16:40] <slimer> http://pastebin.com/CU93sGxA
#2543 [16:40] <slimer> there
#2544 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Delete everything but saves
#2545 [16:40] <mib_7tpbqp> k
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#2547 [16:40] <mib_7tpbqp> put it in trash or delete
#2548 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Either will do
#2549 [16:41] <mib_7tpbqp> k
#2550 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Try a complete uninstall of java from your system, and install it again
#2551 [16:41] <slimer> how do i uninstall java?
#2552 [16:41] <mib_7tpbqp> what about options.txt and log in?
#2553 [16:41] <slimer> nvm
#2554 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp -Everything but saves
#2555 [16:42] <ashtray123> !check
#2556 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Start -> control panel -> add/remove programs
#2557 [16:42] <mib_7tpbqp> k
#2558 [16:42] <mib_7tpbqp> ok go run minecraft
#2559 [16:42] <mib_7tpbqp> '
#2560 [16:42] <mib_7tpbqp> ?
#2561 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2562 [16:42] <ashtray123> some one check my server is working please 2.100.181.61:25565
#2563 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> !check 2.100.181.61
#2564 [16:43] <mib_7tpbqp> i will leve this open and tell u when something happens
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#2566 [16:44] <mib_7tpbqp> dident work:(
#2567 [16:44] <hipy> question, my entire server crashed some time ago and my map is now changed, i am missing an entire house(replaced by a giant pit of sand
#2568 [16:44] <hipy> and all my mineshafts are cut off with layers of stone
#2569 [16:44] <hipy> how the hell did this happen
#2570 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> corrupt map most likely
#2571 [16:44] <hipy> and what does that mean
#2572 [16:45] <ForgottenGamr> It still comes up with that message. What do I do?
#2573 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> It means, when you had the map up, and it suddenly crashed, parts of it didn't save correctly
#2574 [16:45] <hipy> aha
#2575 [16:45] <hipy> so everytime the server crashes
#2576 [16:45] <hipy> it destroys my map a bit
#2577 [16:45] * GreyVulpine nods
#2577 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - Are you able to log into any MP servers?
#2578 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Try smp.shadow-craft.net
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#2580 [16:46] <ForgottenGamr> No I cant login to mp servers, and are you telling me try shadow-craft or someone else?
#2581 [16:46] <mib_7tpbqp> hay it froze
#2582 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
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#2584 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - It froze at "Done loading"?
#2585 [16:47] <mib_7tpbqp> ya but the bar is not full 1/4 of an inch left
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#2587 [16:48] <slimer> Greyvulpine i reinstalled it what now?
#2588 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Try minecraft now
#2589 [16:48] <slimer> i did its the same as before
#2590 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Could you try the browser version after deleteing everything in minecraft
#2591 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - See if it'll download it that time
#2592 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> slimer - You removed everything named java in your add/remove programs before installing it again from java.com?
#2593 [16:49] <mib_7tpbqp> it re donloads and freezes
#2594 [16:49] <mib_7tpbqp> last 2 times i tried it
#2595 [16:49] <otsu76> hello all, anyone know how to connect to your own local server when running server on same machine as 127.0.0.1:25565 dont wanna work ???
#2596 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> otsu76 - Did you put anything into server-ip in your server.properties?
#2597 [16:50] <otsu76> 1 sec
#2598 [16:50] <ForgottenGamr> Do I have to register at smp.shadow-craft.net first?
#2599 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - No
#2600 [16:50] <slimer> yes i did
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#2603 [16:51] <ForgottenGamr> What do I do then? Click on the Survival IP tab?
#2604 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> slimer - You said you had multiple hs_err_pid files, could you upload another one to www.pastebin.com?
#2605 [16:51] <otsu76> GV - ah - problem solved - my bad - duh!
#2606 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - No, just put in "smp.shadow-craft.net" into the multiplayer field in your client
#2607 [16:51] <otsu76> ta
#2608 [16:51] * GreyVulpine waves
#2608 [16:51] <Harau> How do i get the map "The Tree of Life" ( http://yogiverse.com/showthread.php?8610-Adv-The-Tree-of-Life ) to get on my PC so i can play it with my friends?
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#2610 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Harau - Depends, are you planning on putting it on a server?
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#2612 [16:52] <ForgottenGamr> It didn't work...
#2613 [16:52] <mib_7tpbqp> what should i do???
#2614 [16:52] <Harau> GV- no, ive seen a couple of guys playing it on YouTube and i wanted to try it myself.
#2615 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> Harau - Only way to play with friends, is to run the map on a MP server.
#2616 [16:53] * mib_tyvg7s [mib_tyvg7s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2617 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> Harau - Can't just load it single player and expect to have other friends be able to join
#2618 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - What did it give you?
#2619 [16:53] <slimer> http://pastebin.com/ryinvVhE is the name
#2620 [16:53] <Harau> GV- how do i find the server then?
#2621 [16:53] <mib_tyvg7s> Anyone here?
#2622 [16:53] <Harau> GV- so i can play with my friends
#2623 [16:54] <mib_tyvg7s> I have a problem loading multiplayer, I keep getting the message bad login
#2624 [16:54] <mib_7tpbqp> gray vulpine
#2625 [16:54] <ForgottenGamr> Connection Lost Failed to login: Bad Login
#2626 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Could you try just deleting everything in .minecraft as well as the launcher, redownload everything
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#2628 [16:54] <mib_7tpbqp> me?
#2629 [16:54] <ashtray123> !check
#2630 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - Could you delete the launcher and try downloading a new one from minecraft.net
#2631 [16:54] <slimer> i pasted the file name what do i need to do?
#2632 [16:54] <mib_7tpbqp> me or someon else
#2633 [16:54] <Harau> GV- how do i find the "Tree of Life" server address or whatever?
#2634 [16:54] <mib_tyvg7s> I have a problem loading multiplayer, I keep getting the message bad login
#2635 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> Harau - That's a map, not a server
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#2637 [16:55] <mib_tyvg7s> I have a problem loading multiplayer, I keep getting the message bad login
#2638 [16:55] <mib_7tpbqp> u are using betta
#2639 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_tyvg7s - Did you pay for minecraft?
#2640 [16:55] <Harau> GV- Then how can i play on it with my friends? there has to be a way to.
#2641 [16:55] <ForgottenGamr> ok but i tried that a while ago
#2642 [16:55] <mib_tyvg7s> Yes
#2643 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> Harau - You need to download the server, run it with the map, and join in like any other server
#2644 [16:56] <slimer> greyvulpine heres the name or the file http://pastebin.com/ryinvVhE
#2645 [16:56] <slimer> of*
#2646 [16:56] <mib_7tpbqp> go to minecraft loge in and go to in browser and play mulplayer
#2647 [16:56] <Harau> GV- How do i do that ive never done anything like that :'P
#2648 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Harau - Happen to have teamviewer?
#2649 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> slimer - One sec
#2650 [16:57] <mib_7tpbqp> i like this color
#2651 [16:57] <Harau> GV- ok found and downloaded the map, now what?
#2652 [16:57] <mib_7tpbqp> oooooo
#2653 [16:57] <mib_7tpbqp> i
#2654 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Harau - You want to be able to play the map with your friends, you'll need to look up how to run a server
#2655 [16:58] <mib_7tpbqp> i
#2656 [16:58] <mib_7tpbqp> i
#2657 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Harau - I can show you, but it'll take me setting it for for you if you'd like
#2658 [16:58] <mib_7tpbqp> this is the best
#2659 [16:58] <Harau> ok thx
#2660 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Try this:
#2661 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> ??> slimer javara
#2662 [16:58] <VoxelHead> slimer: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2663 [16:58] <VoxelHead> slimer: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2664 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Use that software to completely nuke java from your system, and reinstall it again
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#2666 [16:59] <mib_zyycda> aew
#2667 [16:59] <mib_zyycda> alguem ae
#2668 [16:59] <mib_zyycda> q me ajude kk
#2669 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Hi?
#2670 [16:59] <mib_7tpbqp> hi
#2671 [17:00] <mib_zyycda> Bad video card drivers -.-
#2672 [17:00] <mib_zyycda> i cant play :(
#2673 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Please give us a dxdiag
#2674 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_zyycda win/dxdiag
#2675 [17:00] <VoxelHead> mib_zyycda: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2676 [17:00] <VoxelHead> mib_zyycda: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2677 [17:01] <mib_7tpbqp> :D:/:O
#2678 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Did you redownload everything yet?
#2679 [17:01] <mib_7tpbqp> me
#2680 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Ye
#2681 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> s
#2682 [17:02] <mib_7tpbqp> ummmmmmm what was i supose to donload augan lol
#2683 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> Delete everything in the minecraft folder, delete the launcher as well, and redownload it from minecraft.net
#2684 [17:02] <slimer> GV it tells me to press check for updates but i dont see where that link is...
#2685 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Did you download the program?
#2686 [17:03] <slimer> i have the latest version of java i just downloaded it
#2687 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Did you go to http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2688 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> And clicked on "Download Windows Binary (.zip file)"
#2689 [17:03] <slimer> yes and i cant find what to press next
#2690 [17:04] <mib_7tpbqp> ooooooo mmmmmm gggggggggg i found out what happened i donload pc minecraft
#2691 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_7tpbqp - Huh?
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#2693 [17:05] <Neraldo> hi
#2694 [17:05] <Neraldo> im having issues with minecraft
#2695 [17:06] <slimer> GV i went to the site and theres no updates that i can get i have java version 1.16
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#2697 [17:06] <Neraldo> it crashes every time i log in i lo in just fine but after that it just goes blac and flashes the error message for less then a second
#2698 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> slimer - You need to download the windows zip at http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2699 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> Then launch it
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#2701 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> When you launch the program, you'll see this: http://raproducts.org/JavaRa.png
#2702 [17:07] <slimer> there is no link or anything i need to click on that page
#2703 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Do you see the link "Download Windows Binary (.zip file)"
#2704 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Do you get any error reports named hs_err_pid?
#2705 [17:08] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: do you know what this is? URL found: Bad heartbeat: com.mojang.minecraft.web.HashThrottle$HashThrottleExceeded<br/> bad heartbeat!
#2706 [17:08] <slimer> i did that now do i open it?
#2707 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Yes
#2708 [17:08] <kermit> when ever i try to do single player,it says eror,contact support to resolve this issue?
#2709 [17:08] <kermit> wha is going om?
#2710 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> AG_Scott - custom classic server?
#2711 [17:08] <AG_Scott> yeah
#2712 [17:08] <slimer> GV what now?
#2713 [17:08] <mib_zyycda> hey
#2714 [17:08] <kermit> yea
#2715 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Possibly a custom server that heartbeats too many times to minecraft's server
#2716 [17:08] <mib_zyycda> greyvulpine
#2717 [17:08] <AG_Scott> I see.
#2718 [17:08] <mib_zyycda> http://pastebin.com/TGmiPiBr
#2719 [17:09] <Neraldo> it basically lags so i cant scroll down to read the error report
#2720 [17:09] <slimer> what do i do after i open the file
#2721 [17:09] <mib_zyycda> i download all updates for my win7
#2722 [17:09] <mib_zyycda> and my video card is uptodate
#2723 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - You need to grab the video card driver update from http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-32.aspx
#2724 [17:10] <Neraldo> i havent been able to play since 1.6.5
#2725 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Not windows update
#2726 [17:10] <slimer> greyvulpine what do i do after i open the javra file?
#2727 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Do you see any files named hs_err_pid in the same folder where you have the executable
#2728 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Remove older versions
#2729 [17:10] <mib_zyycda> download the Catalyst Software Suite file
#2730 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - Yes
#2731 [17:11] <mib_zyycda> i already did it
#2732 [17:11] <mib_zyycda> :S
#2733 [17:11] <slimer> how do i know what the old ones are?
#2734 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> slimer - It'll do it automatically for you
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#2736 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - From the same site?
#2737 [17:11] <obi_wan> GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#2738 [17:11] <Neraldo> yes yes i do
#2739 [17:11] <slimer> theres like 7 things in the file still is that alright?
#2740 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Please open one of them, copy the contents of it, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2741 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Yes
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#2743 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Then give me the URL to it
#2744 [17:12] <slimer> what now?
#2745 [17:12] <mib_zyycda> yep
#2746 [17:12] <jerry> could anybody help me out?
#2747 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - Could you try an earlier version of your catalyst drivers
#2748 [17:12] <Morrolan> jerry: Only if you tell us with what.
#2749 [17:12] <Morrolan> We can't read minds, you know. ;)
#2750 [17:12] <Morrolan> Well, Vox can, but he's busy right now.
#2751 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, you haven't gotten your @ yet
#2752 [17:12] <mib_zyycda> what do you mean please
#2753 [17:13] <jerry> i wiped my computer, reinstalled windows, downloaded minecraft and i can't move.
#2754 [17:13] <slimer> GV should i run minecraft now?
#2755 [17:13] <obi_wan> Ok, whats the thing that u go to delete everything about minecraft but keep the worlds?
#2756 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - Go here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/previous/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx
#2757 [17:13] <Neraldo> there
#2758 [17:13] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Oh, so that's the one ancient ability you were talking about. :D
#2759 [17:13] <obi_wan> help?
#2760 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_zyycda - Download an older version, try 11.4 or 11.3
#2761 [17:13] <Morrolan> jerry: Can't move? As in, it doesn't react to keyboard input?
#2762 [17:13] <obi_wan> :(
#2763 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Could you paste the address to it here?
#2764 [17:13] <slimer> greyvulpine what do i do now?
#2765 [17:14] <obi_wan> Ok, whats the thing that u go to delete everything about minecraft but keep the worlds? :(
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#2767 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> slimer - After removing all the older versions of java, please go back to java.com and reinstall java
#2768 [17:14] <mib_zyycda> ill try thanks
#2769 [17:14] <Morrolan> obi_wan: Yes, everything but the saves folder.
#2770 [17:14] <jerry> well if i press W to move forward, it keeps moving me forward but when i press any other key, it tries to switch my active item (the hotkeys along the bottom)
#2771 [17:14] <Neraldo> http://pastebin.com/z4crUyjh
#2772 [17:14] <slimer> do i just wipe everything off of that file in the folder?
#2773 [17:14] <obi_wan> HOW DO U GET TO THE FOLDER?
#2774 [17:14] <Morrolan> jerry: Just to make sure, could you check in the settings menu whether your key bindigns aren't messed up?
#2775 [17:14] <Morrolan> obi_wan: WIndows?
#2776 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> obi_wan win/.minecraft
#2777 [17:14] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2778 [17:15] <obi_wan> yes windoews
#2779 [17:15] <jerry> i already did. they're set right. i'll check again though :)
#2780 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Is this a recent error report?
#2781 [17:15] <Morrolan> obi_wan: Yea, follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you then.
#2782 [17:15] <slimer> greyvulpine do i just take everything off of that javara folder?
#2783 [17:15] <Morrolan> jerry: Hmm, are you on a mac by any chance?
#2784 [17:15] <mib_zyycda> i hate this error :(
#2785 [17:15] <jerry> no.
#2786 [17:15] <jerry> windows vista 32bit
#2787 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> slimer - Just follow javara's instructions after pressing "Remove older versions"
#2788 [17:16] <Morrolan> Ok, because I think I've seen some mac guys with issues similar to yours. Must be something else then.
#2789 [17:16] <Neraldo> maby not let me give it a look
#2790 [17:16] <obi_wan> what do i save VoxelHead?
#2791 [17:16] <Morrolan> obi_wan: Do NOT delete the saves folder, but delete the rest.
#2792 [17:16] <ForgottenGamr> GreyVulpine Thank you for the help and support. I really appreciate it.
#2793 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> ForgottenGamr - Was it solved? I'm sorry.
#2794 [17:16] <ForgottenGamr> yes
#2795 [17:16] <obi_wan> THANK YOU THIS SITE HAVE BEEN VERYUSEFUL YET AGAIN
#2796 [17:16] <Morrolan> jerry: Hmm, you don't happen to have a second keyboard with which you could try?
#2797 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Ah, thanks for letting me know
#2798 [17:16] <Morrolan> Sure thing, obi_wan. :)
#2799 [17:17] <jerry> sadly, no =\
#2800 [17:17] <obi_wan> AN Morrolan... ur the one who helped me out last time :) i had the same problem :P
#2801 [17:17] <mermi> i want to give up
#2802 [17:17] <mermi> on minecraft
#2803 [17:17] <obi_wan> NEVEVER GIVE UP THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER
#2804 [17:18] <Morrolan> obi_wan: Oh, could very well be, we get this error here a lot :D
#2805 [17:18] <mib_zyycda> dont give-up
#2806 [17:18] <mib_zyycda> buy a new computer
#2807 [17:18] <obi_wan> EVEN THOUGHT IT CRASHED MY COMPUTER 15 TIMES :(
#2808 [17:18] <mib_zyycda> :p
#2809 [17:18] <mib_zyycda> its a awesome game
#2810 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Yikes
#2811 [17:18] <mermi> wow, that sucks
#2812 [17:18] <obi_wan> you have no idea...
#2813 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - You still there?
#2814 [17:18] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine, you don't happen to have any idea regarding keys not doing what they ought to do?
#2815 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> keys..?
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#2817 [17:19] <Morrolan> Like, pressing a scrolls your quickbar etc.
#2818 [17:19] <Neraldo> yeah
#2819 [17:19] <Neraldo> i cant find any
#2820 [17:19] <dopeghoti> ?? phantominput
#2821 [17:19] <VoxelHead> phantominput: If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#2822 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2823 [17:19] <sub9nerX9> hello
#2824 [17:19] <jerry> no way!!!
#2825 [17:19] <dopeghoti> Way.
#2826 [17:19] <Morrolan> Oh, jerry, still here?
#2827 [17:19] <jerry> i installed that!! =D
#2828 [17:19] <Morrolan> jerry: Ah :D
#2829 [17:19] <sub9nerX9> i need help installing minecraft
#2830 [17:19] <jerry> yeah.
#2831 [17:19] <dopeghoti> Uninstall it.
#2832 [17:19] <jerry> i never would've thought it was that.
#2833 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Alright, here's what you want to do.
#2834 [17:19] <dopeghoti> ☻
#2835 [17:20] <Morrolan> As you saw, me neither, jerry. :D
#2836 [17:20] <mib_zyycda> @GreyVulpine i installed that version and guess what
#2837 [17:20] <mib_zyycda> nothing happen
#2838 [17:20] <mib_zyycda> still the same error
#2839 [17:20] <mib_zyycda> :s
#2840 [17:20] <sub9nerX9> i need help installing minecraft
#2841 [17:20] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: COuld you give some further information please?
#2842 [17:20] <Morrolan> Could*
#2843 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Please go to http://connect.creativelabs.com/openal/Downloads/Forms/AllItems.aspx and download the OpenAL Installer for Windows. Install it. Once it's installed, go to your windows/system32/ directory and move the OpenAL.dll file over to your .minecraft/bin/natives folder, overwriting it
#2844 [17:21] <sub9nerX9> uhhh ok
#2845 [17:21] <Neraldo> ok
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#2847 [17:21] <sub9nerX9> wat do i do next
#2848 [17:22] <mib_zyycda> GreyVulpine are you there
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#2850 [17:22] <sub9nerX9> ....
#2851 [17:22] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Again, what do you need help with?
#2852 [17:22] <sub9nerX9> ....
#2853 [17:22] <sub9nerX9> installing minecraft
#2854 [17:22] <Morrolan> aaaand?
#2855 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Sorry mib_zyycda, I gotta run off to grab some foods.
#2856 [17:22] * GreyVulpine poofs for a few
#2856 [17:22] <mib_zyycda> ooh ok :(
#2857 [17:22] <Morrolan> Like, where exactly are you stuck at, sub9nerX9?
#2858 [17:23] <sub9nerX9> to be able to play
#2859 [17:23] <mib_zyycda> Morrolan
#2860 [17:23] <sub9nerX9> no i've payed al ready
#2861 [17:23] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Oh, come on, what exactly is your issue?
#2862 [17:23] <sub9nerX9> but i tried downloading nothing
#2863 [17:23] <Morrolan> mib_zyycda: Hmm?
#2864 [17:23] <sub9nerX9> happened
#2865 [17:23] <mib_zyycda> could you help me with Bad video card drivers
#2866 [17:23] <sub9nerX9> i mean nothing happened
#2867 [17:23] <mib_zyycda> :(
#2868 [17:23] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: So, you downloaded it from minecraft.net?
#2869 [17:24] <mib_zyycda> my pc is up to date
#2870 [17:24] <sub9nerX9> yes
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#2872 [17:24] <Morrolan> mib_zyycda: Tried to update the video drivers already?
#2873 [17:24] <mib_zyycda> n still not running minecraft
#2874 [17:24] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: And what did you do then?
#2875 [17:24] <mib_zyycda> yeah
#2876 [17:24] <Morrolan> mib_zyycda: Uhh. :/
#2877 [17:24] <mib_zyycda> http://pastebin.com/TGmiPiBr
#2878 [17:24] <Neraldo> sorry my laptop is having some issues
#2879 [17:24] <mermi> is anybdy gettng the error where when you go online to the servers (not SMP) and all it shows is a black box?
#2880 [17:24] <sub9nerX9> it was loading and nothing happen then i went here
#2881 [17:24] <Morrolan> Suggest you wait for GreyVulpine to come back. :/
#2882 [17:24] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Are you on windows?
#2883 [17:24] <mib_zyycda> me
#2884 [17:25] <sub9nerX9> uhh wat do u mean?
#2885 [17:25] <jerry> restarting now to complete uninstallation of constand guard. i'll let you know if it worked when i get back on :D
#2886 [17:25] <Morrolan> mermi: Hmm? After you enter an ip you mean? Or when exactly?
#2887 [17:25] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Are you using Windows, Mac, Linux, or what?
#2888 [17:25] <Shanks1708> need help
#2889 [17:25] <mib_zyycda> i want to play :(
#2890 [17:25] <sub9nerX9> toshiba
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#2892 [17:26] <sub9nerX9> ...
#2893 [17:26] <Morrolan> mib_zyycda: Sorry, but you really have to wait for GV to come back I fear, I'm not reall familiar with these issues :/
#2894 [17:26] <Morrolan> ??> sub9nerX9 win/reinst
#2895 [17:26] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2896 [17:26] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2897 [17:26] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please.
#2898 [17:27] <Morrolan> If it didn't help come back, and we'll try to help you further.
#2899 [17:27] <Morrolan> Shanks1708: With?
#2900 [17:27] <Shanks1708> i just both the game and i can't log on
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#2902 [17:27] <Morrolan> It can take up to a day for payments to get processed, I suggest you wait a bit more. If it still doesn't work in a day come back here and we'll try to help you further, Shanks1708
#2903 [17:28] <sub9nerX9> wat???...
#2904 [17:28] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please.
#2905 [17:28] <Shanks1708> ok cheers lad
#2906 [17:28] <sub9nerX9> whos voxelhead
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#2908 [17:28] <Morrolan> ??> sub9nerX9 win/reinst
#2909 [17:28] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2910 [17:28] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2911 [17:28] <dopeghoti> sub9nerX9: /whois VoxelHead
#2912 [17:28] <Morrolan> These instructions, sub9nerX9.
#2913 [17:28] <Morrolan> Just above here.
#2914 [17:28] <mib_zyycda> voxe
#2915 [17:29] <Morrolan> He's a bot, mib_zyycda
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#2917 [17:29] <mib_zyycda> oh
#2918 [17:29] <mib_zyycda> -.-
#2919 [17:29] <sub9nerX9> wat do u medan r keys???
#2920 [17:29] <sub9nerX9> wat do u mean r keys
#2921 [17:29] <sub9nerX9> ??
#2922 [17:29] <jerry> hey! it worked. thanks guys! =]
#2923 [17:29] <dopeghoti> ??> sub9nerX9 dont/spam
#2924 [17:29] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2925 [17:29] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Press the windows key (the one with the windows logo on it) and the R key at the same time
#2926 [17:29] <dopeghoti> jerry: Yay!
#2927 [17:30] <mib_zyycda> omg y that error keeps appearing
#2928 [17:30] <mib_zyycda> D:
#2929 [17:30] <sub9nerX9> wats the r key
#2930 [17:30] <Morrolan> mib_zyycda: Just be patient until GV is back.
#2931 [17:30] <jerry> well, since you solved my problem, no longer need to be on here. hehe. bye. thanks again!
#2932 [17:30] <dopeghoti> jerry: happy mining! And crafting!
#2933 [17:30] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: The R key, the one on your keyboard.
#2934 [17:30] <jerry> xD
#2935 [17:30] <mib_zyycda> :(
#2936 [17:30] <sub9nerX9> o i thought u ment the arrow key
#2937 [17:31] <sub9nerX9> wat do i type again
#2938 [17:31] <Morrolan> ??> sub9nerX9 win/reinst
#2939 [17:31] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2940 [17:31] <VoxelHead> sub9nerX9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2941 [17:31] <Morrolan> This
#2942 [17:31] <dopeghoti> ??+ dont/tweet|IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#2943 [17:32] <sub9nerX9> wait i type the perent key too
#2944 [17:32] <sub9nerX9> i mean percent key
#2945 [17:32] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Press the windows and the R key at the same time, then a popup will appear.
#2946 [17:32] <sub9nerX9> ya i did
#2947 [17:32] <Morrolan> Not the percent key, the windows key, the one with the little flag on it.
#2948 [17:32] <Morrolan> Ah, sorry.
#2949 [17:32] <Morrolan> I get what you mean
#2950 [17:32] <Morrolan> Yes, type the % as well.
#2951 [17:33] <sub9nerX9> k
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#2953 [17:33] <sub9nerX9> "a" in app needs to be capitalize so does the "d" in data?
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#2956 [17:34] <mib_bs4wof> Im trying to play minecraft after the latest update but i keep getting a black screen i have allready deleted the bin folder and let it re download but still it doesnt work
#2957 [17:34] <mib_bs4wof> can anyone help
#2958 [17:34] <sub9nerX9> ...
#2959 [17:34] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: This doesn't matter, it can be capitalized or not.
#2960 [17:34] <dopeghoti> ??> mib_bs4wof win/profile
#2961 [17:34] <VoxelHead> mib_bs4wof: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2962 [17:34] <sub9nerX9> k
#2963 [17:34] <VoxelHead> mib_bs4wof: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2964 [17:34] <Morrolan> mib_bs4wof: Have you installed any texture pack?
#2965 [17:35] <sub9nerX9> ok now wat do i do after writing down %appdata%?
#2966 [17:35] <mib_bs4wof> yes i did but i have deleted all that from the jar file when i deleted the bin folder
#2967 [17:35] <dopeghoti> sub9nerX9: press 'enter'
#2968 [17:35] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Now hit enter.
#2969 [17:35] <sub9nerX9> kk
#2970 [17:35] <sub9nerX9> after hitting enter wat do i do next?
#2971 [17:36] <Morrolan> mib_bs4wof: Hmm, I suggest you delete the resources folder as well.
#2972 [17:36] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Now, open the .minecraft folder.
#2973 [17:36] <mib_bs4wof> ill try that
#2974 [17:36] <Tobsterino> i bought minecraft today but i tried to install some mods and texture packs but now every time i open it it just goes to a black screen and does nothing
#2975 [17:36] <sub9nerX9> k its empty
#2976 [17:36] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Are you using windows?
#2977 [17:36] <Tobsterino> no mac osx
#2978 [17:36] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Oh, that's interesting, so it's never able to download it at all.
#2979 [17:36] <Morrolan> ??> Tobsterino mac/reinst
#2980 [17:36] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2981 [17:37] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2982 [17:37] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, Tobsterino.
#2983 [17:37] <sub9nerX9> wat?!
#2984 [17:37] <Tobsterino> i downloaded it went on it for a bit then got some mods and a texture pack and it never worked from then on
#2985 [17:37] <Tobsterino> ok
#2986 [17:37] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: So, you downloaded the launcher from minecraft.net, right?
#2987 [17:38] <Morrolan> And then you start it, and enter your username and password.
#2988 [17:38] <sub9nerX9> yes
#2989 [17:38] <sub9nerX9> yes
#2990 [17:38] <Tobsterino> yes
#2991 [17:38] <Neraldo> im still here
#2992 [17:38] <Tobsterino> yes
#2993 [17:38] <Neraldo> issues finding my mincraft older
#2994 [17:38] <Morrolan> Neraldo: Windows?
#2995 [17:38] <Neraldo> mhmm
#2996 [17:38] <sub9nerX9> ...
#2997 [17:39] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Did you follow Vox's instructions already?
#2998 [17:39] <Morrolan> ??> Neraldo win/.minecraft
#2999 [17:39] <VoxelHead> Neraldo: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3000 [17:39] <Tobsterino> nope
#3001 [17:39] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Some patience please. ;)
#3002 [17:39] <sub9nerX9> k
#3003 [17:39] <Morrolan> ??> Tobsterino mac/reinst
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#3005 [17:39] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3006 [17:39] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3008 [17:39] <Morrolan> Follow them then, Tobsterino. ;)
#3009 [17:39] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: So, after you hit login on the launcher, what happens then?
#3010 [17:40] <sub9nerX9> ....
#3011 [17:40] <sub9nerX9> can u wait for a sec
#3012 [17:40] <Morrolan> Sure
#3013 [17:40] <Neraldo> thank you so now lets see if my minecraft works now
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#3017 [17:41] <flabbergaster> yo guys, its not legal to resell minecraft accounts is it?
#3018 [17:41] <sub9nerX9> ok beack ummm
#3019 [17:41] <Morrolan> flabbergaster: Exactly.
#3020 [17:41] <Tobsterino> done it ill try it now
#3021 [17:41] <flabbergaster> some dick at my school is doing it
#3022 [17:41] <flabbergaster> im report him
#3023 [17:41] <sub9nerX9> it said i didnt download the minecraft gaame
#3024 [17:41] <sub9nerX9> i mean game
#3025 [17:42] <Tobsterino> it didnt work vox
#3026 [17:42] <Neraldo> noo that didnt work it shows the mojang logo then goes to update page and flashes the error message quickley then black screen
#3027 [17:42] <sub9nerX9> ...
#3028 [17:42] <Morrolan> flabbergaster: Well, actually, I'm not sure if it's illegal, but Mojang strongly advises against it, because he could cheat you.
#3029 [17:42] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Could you delete the resources folder as well?
#3030 [17:42] <Tobsterino> i dont even get the message bout the error
#3031 [17:42] <flabbergaster> His name is: Kishan RAJASEKARAM, u can look for his account and ban him if u want
#3032 [17:42] <Tobsterino> ill try that
#3033 [17:42] <Morrolan> flabbergaster: We're not affiliated with Mojang in any way.
#3034 [17:43] <flabbergaster> aw well, Im gonna pm him and tell him hes retarded
#3035 [17:43] <Morrolan> Just community run support.
#3036 [17:43] <flabbergaster> yeah i know
#3037 [17:43] <sub9nerX9> im back morrolan
#3038 [17:43] <flabbergaster> just thought the community would know lol
#3039 [17:43] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Ok, you did buy the game, right?
#3040 [17:43] <sub9nerX9> yes
#3041 [17:43] <Morrolan> What is your Minecraft username, sub9nerX9?
#3042 [17:43] <Tobsterino> that did not work morrolan
#3043 [17:44] <Morrolan> Tobsterion: Still getting blackscreen when starting Minecraft?
#3044 [17:44] <sub9nerX9> micole123
#3045 [17:44] <Morrolan> !paid micole123
#3046 [17:44] <Tobsterino> yes
#3047 [17:44] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: When exactly did you buy it?
#3048 [17:44] <flabbergaster> alright cyas
#3049 [17:44] <Tobsterino> today
#3050 [17:44] <sub9nerX9> yesterday
#3051 [17:44] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Did you try to reinstall minecraft already?
#3052 [17:44] <Tobsterino> how do i do that?
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#3054 [17:45] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Oh, sorry, not Minecraft, you already did this when following Vox's instructions.
#3055 [17:45] <Morrolan> Reinstall Java I meant.
#3056 [17:45] <sub9nerX9> ...
#3057 [17:45] <Tobsterino> im on a macbook how do i do that then?
#3058 [17:45] <Badvideocarddrivers> Bad video card drivers Bad video card drivers Bad video card drivers Bad video card drivers
#3059 [17:45] <Badvideocarddrivers> :(
#3060 [17:46] <sub9nerX9> i said yesterday morrolan
#3061 [17:46] <Badvideocarddrivers> i re-installed my video card driver
#3062 [17:46] <Tobsterino> what do i do?
#3063 [17:46] <Morrolan> sub9nerX9: Ok, it can be that your payment didn't got processed yet. I suggest you wait another day and come back if it still doesn't work.
#3064 [17:46] <Tobsterino> morrolan?
#3065 [17:46] <Tobsterino> what do i do?
#3066 [17:47] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Uh, no idea how you install things on mac. Xales , are you here? (And have some time)
#3067 [17:47] <Morrolan> Oh, he's not here it seems.
#3068 [17:47] <Tobsterino> hes on the idlers list
#3069 [17:47] <Morrolan> Or, actually he is, yea.
#3070 [17:47] <Morrolan> Just not OP
#3071 [17:47] <xales> I am indeed here :|
#3072 [17:48] <Morrolan> Xales: Ah, do you have the time to help Tobsterino reinstall Java on his mac?
#3073 [17:48] <xales> you can't
#3074 [17:48] <Morrolan> oh.
#3075 [17:48] <Morrolan> Then I'm out of ideas how to fix that blackscreen. (Reinstalling Minecraft didn't help either)
#3076 [17:48] <xales> mac/profile
#3077 [17:48] <Morrolan> Xales: So, apple only allows a specific version of Java?
#3078 [17:49] <Morrolan> Ok, will try, thanks.
#3079 [17:49] <xales> Morrolan: basically, yeah, it's builtin to the system
#3080 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> java is integrated with mac's os
#3081 [17:49] <xales> however, one thing to try
#3082 [17:49] * GreyVulpine points Morrolan to this: http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#3082 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> has been known to fix some black screen issues on macs
#3083 [17:49] <xales> Morrolan: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2872520/suntlsrsapremastersecret-keygenerator-not-available
#3084 [17:49] <xales> the last post there
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#3087 [17:49] <Morrolan> Tobsterino: Could you try these instructions here please? : http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#3088 [17:50] <Morrolan> Also, thanks Grey.
#3089 [17:50] <Morrolan> And Xales for the background information
#3090 [17:50] <Neraldo> frusteration
#3091 [17:50] <Tobsterino> xales what do i do then i bought minecraft today it worked for a bit i tried to istall some mods and a texture pack i open up minecraft again and its not working now it just updates then it just comes up with an empty black screen
#3092 [17:50] <xales> ??> Tobsterino mac/profile
#3093 [17:50] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3094 [17:50] <VoxelHead> Tobsterino: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3095 [17:50] <Badvideocarddrivers> GV
#3096 [17:51] <Badvideocarddrivers> U THERE
#3097 [17:51] <Badvideocarddrivers> XD
#3098 [17:51] <Morrolan> Ah, I really should go to bed now, have a nice day everyone. :)
#3099 [17:51] <Neraldo> my minecraft still isnt working
#3100 [17:51] <Tobsterino> ok ill try that
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#3103 [17:53] <Badvideocarddrivers> greyyy
#3104 [17:53] <xales> ??> Badvideocarddrivers patience
#3105 [17:53] <VoxelHead> Badvideocarddrivers: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3106 [17:53] <VoxelHead> Badvideocarddrivers: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3107 [18:00] <Tobsterino> that did not work xales
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#3110 [18:03] <Neraldo> awe
#3111 [18:04] <Awesomeness> I'm having the greatest day ever
#3112 [18:04] <Awesomeness> My topic is being flamed
#3113 [18:04] <Awesomeness> and admins are doing everything they can.
#3114 [18:04] <Awesomeness> [/sarcasm]
#3115 [18:05] <Blynky> what is your topic
#3116 [18:05] <Awesomeness> http://awesomeness.inafire.com/buyart
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#3118 [18:06] <Buhb> Hey are they still ever planning to add support for doom maps to minecraft
#3119 [18:06] <Buhb> i remember a year ago it saying that was gonna be a feature
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#3122 [18:08] <YouFailin3D> I was hoping I could get help with a technical issue on Minecraft.
#3123 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the technical issue.
#3124 [18:10] <YouFailin3D> The issue is that I try to play Minecraft in the browser and it says that it is shut down.
#3125 [18:10] <YouFailin3D> And it won't let me download it.
#3126 [18:11] <YouFailin3D> Any advice?
#3127 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to play in the downloadable client?
#3128 [18:11] <YouFailin3D> No.
#3129 [18:11] <YouFailin3D> I had just bought this yesterday and now it's messed up.
#3130 [18:11] <Neraldo> so yeah grey it didnt work i still cant get passed just after the mojang logo
#3131 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Do you get any other error reports?
#3132 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - Why aren't you able to play in the downloadable client?
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#3134 [18:13] <YouFailin3D> I start up the client and it says the same thing as it says in the browser client.
#3135 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> Could you tell me exactly what it says?
#3136 [18:13] <YouFailin3D> Okay.
#3137 [18:13] <Neraldo> no and i cant see any of the errors caause it just glitches and its not like i just downloaded ive been playing it for like 6 months now
#3138 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Have you tried a complete wipe of the .minecraft files, except for your saves?
#3139 [18:14] <Neraldo> no but where would i find the saves
#3140 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> same place you went to, to replace the openAL file
#3141 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> Neraldo win/.minecraft
#3142 [18:14] <VoxelHead> Neraldo: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3143 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> Just delete everything inside .minecraft, except for saves (and possibly stats)
#3144 [18:15] <YouFailin3D> Minecraft has crashed! Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem.
#3145 [18:15] <Neraldo> so i assume its the folder that says saves
#3146 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Yes
#3147 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - I'd try uninstalling java completely from your system, and reinstall it from java.com
#3148 [18:16] <Neraldo> and whats the best way to get it compleatly off my laptop
#3149 [18:16] <YouFailin3D> Okay.
#3150 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> Neraldo - Delete everything in .minecraft (except for saves, if you want to save it)
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#3154 [18:18] <Neraldo> as far as i can tell it worked
#3155 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Just let us know if it breaks again.
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#3157 [18:19] <Neraldo> i shall thanks so much for your help
#3158 [18:19] * GreyVulpine nods
#3158 [18:19] <Neraldo> have a great day
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#3161 [18:22] <Neraldo> i forgot to ask something
#3162 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> Ask away.
#3163 [18:23] <Neraldo> its been a common thing to happen to me
#3164 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> Did you try installing any mods or third party software on your machine?
#3165 [18:23] <Neraldo> when im walking or moving it get stuck so im be moving in that position with out pushing the key
#3166 [18:24] <Neraldo> uhh i dont have any mod just a skin on my guy
#3167 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> Ah, that's a pretty common problem, don't believe we've come across any real solution for that
#3168 [18:24] <Neraldo> oh okay yeah i was just curious cause i havent seen it happen to many people
#3169 [18:25] <Neraldo> thanks for the help yet again
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#3173 [18:28] <YouFailin3D> It didn't work.
#3174 [18:29] <YouFailin3D> I can't download the client or play it in the browser.
#3175 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - In the folder where you have minecraft, do you see any files that start with hs_err_pid?
#3176 [18:29] <mr_evil> minecraft wont start up it just says to email and i did and it took me here
#3177 [18:30] <YouFailin3D> I deleted everything in the Minecraft folder and reinstalled it.
#3178 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> mr_evil - Please copy the error report, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#3179 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - How about where you have the launcher?
#3180 [18:31] <YouFailin3D> I have it saved on to my harddrive.
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#3182 [18:31] <YouFailin3D> Should I try starting it up on the laptop?
#3183 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Alright, um. In the folder where you have the launcher, there's no files or error reports that begin with hs_err_pid?
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#3185 [18:32] <YouFailin3D> I mean for me I could play classic on internet explorer then it broke and I could play it on AOL. Then now this is broken and I thought I could try it on the laptop.
#3186 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Are you trying to play classic or beta?
#3187 [18:33] <YouFailin3D> Both.
#3188 [18:33] <YouFailin3D> And they both don't work.
#3189 [18:33] <Bacsey> Anyone wanna do an adventure map with me? I have a link to the map download but you'd have to handle the server. :'P
#3190 [18:33] <dr_bibble> Hi I was just wondering can Minecraft crash when you press login "this is the beta version". Because you need to port forward. Cause whenever I login I download the updates and all goes fine but then when its finished loaded the entire client just well disapears.
#3191 [18:33] <YouFailin3D> Beta worked a couple hours with me.
#3192 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Bacsey - This isn't the channel for that, try #smp
#3193 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Do you get any error reports, any files that begin with hs_err_pid?
#3194 [18:34] <jimmy> Can I use gift card for purchasing Minecraft Beta? I have an American Express giftcard.. for 25$ I've had some errors trying to do so.
#3195 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - I assume you're on windows?
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#3197 [18:34] <YouFailin3D> Yes.
#3198 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> jimmy - Usually no. Gift cards and international purchases don't get along
#3199 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> ??> YouFailin3D win/reinst
#3200 [18:34] <VoxelHead> YouFailin3D: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3201 [18:34] <VoxelHead> YouFailin3D: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3202 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Try those instructions ^
#3203 [18:34] <jimmy> Okay..
#3204 [18:34] <Bacsey> no1 is on SMP
#3205 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> To prevent fraud, prepaids and gift cards are usually barred from international purchases
#3206 [18:34] <Bacsey> :'/
#3207 [18:35] <dr_bibble> Actually no it doesnt I use the Batch file to execute "java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp game.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame", and it appears succesful
#3208 [18:35] <YouFailin3D> Wait.
#3209 [18:35] <YouFailin3D> Grey.
#3210 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#3211 [18:35] <jimmy> Could I mail a check?
#3212 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> jimmy - No
#3213 [18:35] <jimmy> : /
#3214 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - game.jar?
#3215 [18:35] <YouFailin3D> This could be happening because I payed with prepaid?
#3216 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - Don't believe so
#3217 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> YouFailin3D - Try Vox's instructions
#3218 [18:36] <dr_bibble> yeah I renamed it so :) when I downloaded it
#3219 [18:36] <dr_bibble> does it matter?
#3220 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Nah
#3221 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Where you have game.jar, do you get any files named hs_err_pid?
#3222 [18:36] <Bacsey> Anyone wanna do an adventure map with me? I have a link to the map download but you'd have to handle the server. :'P
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#3224 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Bacsey - This isn't the channel for that
#3225 [18:37] <Awesomeness> I'm pretty sure you already said that
#3226 [18:37] <Awesomeness> or is that just me
#3227 [18:37] <Bacsey> well no one is on SMP
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#3229 [18:37] <dr_bibble> It is on my desktop in no folder or anything, when I login I get the Setting user to "xxxxxx".
#3230 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> This channel's for game issues, technical help, and other game support stuff. Please don't use this channel for advertising
#3231 [18:38] <dr_bibble> as it would work, but then it shuts down so Im wondering if it could be cause its blocked by my router
#3232 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Hmm, shouldn't be. Do you get any more verbose error messages?
#3233 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> Anything you can share via pastebin.com, so that we have a clue what's going on?
#3234 [18:39] <Bacsey> GREYVULPINE IS A CUNT GRABBINT GYPSY HACKING FRUITCAKE COCK SUCKER
#3235 [18:39] * AuBot kicked Bacsey from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#3236 [18:39] * GreyVulpine snerks
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#3237 [18:39] <dr_bibble> No GreyVulpine it just shuts down all of sudden, maybe I should say I have 1 GB Ram on this statinonary pc and 3.2Ghz processor running windows 32bit
#3238 [18:39] <dr_bibble> Im a bit lost :P, I could play the game on my alternative pc running windows 32 bit but with 2 GB ram :P "portable pc"
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#3240 [18:40] <dr_bibble> java is all up to date
#3241 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> !kb Harau
#3242 [18:40] * GreyBot kicked Harau from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:658>)
#3243 [18:40] * GreyVulpine waves
#3243 [18:40] <Awesomeness> Why idd you ban harau/
#3244 [18:40] * GreyVulpine points to #smp
#3244 [18:40] <Awesomeness> Err
#3245 [18:40] <Awesomeness> okay one sec, lemme read
#3246 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Try this:
#3247 [18:40] <Kealper> !check smp.shadow-craft.net
#3248 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#3249 [18:41] <Awesomeness> Oh, he's the adventure map guy
#3250 [18:41] * GreyVulpine points dr_bibble to that pastebin link
#3250 [18:43] <dr_bibble> Yeah, Ive been using that one, thats the one telling me the following, sec.
#3251 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> The one you're posting me, has -Xmx1024M -Xms512M
#3252 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> The one I'm give you, has -Xmx256M -Xms256M
#3253 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> s/give/giving
#3254 [18:44] <dr_bibble> ah ok
#3255 [18:44] <dr_bibble> I will use it
#3256 [18:44] <dr_bibble> and try
#3257 [18:46] <dr_bibble> Il use pastebin instead to show
#3258 [18:46] <dr_bibble> heh
#3259 [18:46] <dr_bibble> Ok so this is just before the crash "disapear of java in corner thingy" : http://pastebin.com/gDy4kc1C
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#3262 [18:49] <quiggle> i cant get minecraft to work
#3263 [18:49] <Molino21> when i hit the WASD keys to try to move it gets really laggy
#3264 [18:50] <quiggle> i start the game but the screen goes black
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#3266 [18:51] <Molino21> quiggle: do you have Java installed on your computer?
#3267 [18:51] <quiggle> all i can do is x off it and try again
#3268 [18:51] <quiggle> yep
#3269 [18:51] <Molino21> Windows or Mac
#3270 [18:51] <quiggle> windows
#3271 [18:52] <Molino21> what version?
#3272 [18:52] <Molino21> ex: Vista, 7
#3273 [18:52] <quiggle> 7
#3274 [18:52] <Molino21> go to the start menu, then search %AppData% and tell me what comes up
#3275 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - all I can suggest, is try updating lwjgl - http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#3276 [18:53] <quiggle> k
#3277 [18:54] <Molino21> Grey Vulpine: can you help me with my question
#3278 [18:54] <quiggle> its just a bunch of folders
#3279 [18:54] <dr_bibble> I will try that
#3280 [18:54] <Molino21> does one say roaming? and make sure you type exactly "%AppData%"
#3281 [18:55] <quiggle> yep
#3282 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> What question?
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#3284 [18:56] <Molino21> click roaming and it will bring you to a folder, this folder should contain another folder that says ".minecraft"
#3285 [18:56] <Molino21> click on .minecraft
#3286 [18:56] <quiggle> k
#3287 [18:56] <quiggle> dun that
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#3289 [18:56] <Molino21> when i hit the WASD keys to try to move it gets really laggy
#3290 [18:57] <Molino21> did u click .minecraft
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#3293 [18:57] <quiggle> yep
#3294 [18:57] <Molino21> quiggle: did u click .minecraft
#3295 [18:57] <Molino21> ok
#3296 [18:58] <Molino21> now delete everything, EXCEPT SAVES
#3297 [18:58] <quiggle> k
#3298 [18:58] <quiggle> dun that
#3299 [18:58] <SlashLife> Great.
#3300 [18:58] <SlashLife> Once again I had my life threatened.
#3301 [18:59] <Molino21> GreyVulpine the question tht ive said twice
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#3303 [18:59] <Molino21> quiggle: now try going into the game
#3304 [18:59] <quiggle> k
#3305 [18:59] <napoleon> minecraft has crashed
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#3307 [19:00] <napoleon> i repeat minecraft has crashed
#3308 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> Molino21 - Yeah, I don't think I really have a solution for that. Can you tell if it's FPS lag, (Check F3 in minecraft for FPS stat), network lag, CPU lag, or something else?
#3309 [19:00] <napoleon> what is a fps lag
#3310 [19:00] <quiggle> thanks molino21 it works now
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#3312 [19:00] <Molino21> idk it was doin it b4 but then it stopped but now it started again
#3313 [19:01] <Molino21> it ranges from 16 to 18 fps
#3314 [19:01] <napoleon> what
#3315 [19:01] <Molino21> np
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#3317 [19:01] <Molino21> napoleon: windows or mac
#3318 [19:01] <napoleon> just tell me what i can do tto just play minecraft
#3319 [19:01] <mib_wk7c4y> hello
#3320 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Only if you tell us what the problem is
#3321 [19:02] <Molino21> he said it crashed
#3322 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Molino21 - Try turning down the graphics/video options in minecraft?
#3323 [19:02] <Molino21> ok
#3324 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Do you get any sort of error report when it crashes?
#3325 [19:02] <Molino21> do inventory editors create lag?
#3326 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Any files that start with hs_err_pid?
#3327 [19:02] <mib_wk7c4y> when I connect it says something strange
#3328 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> Molino21 - Hmm, for the most part, no
#3329 [19:02] <napoleon> but i cant login it shows like a programing screen saying minecraft has crashed
#3330 [19:02] <Molino21> ok
#3331 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> napoleon -Can you copy any of the text there?
#3332 [19:03] <mib_wk7c4y> yes 1min
#3333 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Please copy the entire text there, paste it at www.pastebin.com
#3334 [19:03] <napoleon> yay sure wait 1 sec
#3335 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the URL to it
#3336 [19:03] <napoleon> k
#3337 [19:03] <napoleon> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 6/14/11 6:03 PM
#3338 [19:03] <mib_wk7c4y> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 14/06/11 19:03 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_24,
#3339 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Not here.
#3340 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> www.pastebin.com
#3341 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> then give us the URL to it
#3342 [19:04] <napoleon> uh i don't know how to do that
#3343 [19:04] <Molino21> napoleon- you cant login at the main website, or it crashes when you click "in browser"?
#3344 [19:04] <napoleon> at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(Unknown Source) at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$000(Unknown Source) at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source)
#3345 [19:05] <mib_wk7c4y> plz help me
#3346 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Please just copy the text, go to http://www.pastebin.com
#3347 [19:05] <Molino21> napoleon plz answer my question
#3348 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Paste the error there, press the submit button, and give us the address to it
#3349 [19:05] <napoleon> no when i download it it says minecraft has crashed
#3350 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Again.
#3351 [19:05] <Molino21> mib_wk7c4y- what do you need
#3352 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> Paste the error there, press the submit button, and give us the address to it
#3353 [19:07] <mib_wk7c4y> after?
#3354 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> ?? pastebin
#3355 [19:07] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3356 [19:07] <Molino21> click "inbrowser on minecrafts home page, this also will help with lag reduction
#3357 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> Molino21 - mib_wk7c4y's problem is with video drivers
#3358 [19:08] <napoleon> k
#3359 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> No idea what napoleon's is
#3360 [19:08] <Molino21> o
#3361 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> If either of them can pastebin their error reports, I could figure out more
#3362 [19:09] <napoleon> same thing happened
#3363 [19:09] <Molino21> i got mib_wk7c4y and napoleon mixed up
#3364 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Could you please copy the error report, and paste it at http://www.pastebin.com, press the submit button, and give us the address to it
#3365 [19:09] <napoleon> im nopolean
#3366 [19:09] <Molino21> napoleon- are you running on windows or mac
#3367 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> This way, we can see the full error report
#3368 [19:09] <napoleon> windows
#3369 [19:10] <mib_wk7c4y> sorry for me talk french me not good good
#3370 [19:10] <Molino21> alright, this may work...
#3371 [19:10] <Molino21> mib, use google.translate.com
#3372 [19:10] <mib_wk7c4y> url?
#3373 [19:10] <napoleon> me
#3374 [19:10] <mib_wk7c4y> what url?
#3375 [19:11] <Molino21> napoleon- go to your start menu and search %AppData%
#3376 [19:11] <Molino21> yes url
#3377 [19:11] <napoleon> wheres start menu
#3378 [19:12] <Molino21> the little flag thingy on bottom left, it has four squares, red, green, blue, and yellow, on a blue background
#3379 [19:12] <mib_wk7c4y> I copy the problem on to you I said I did what the feet to give it to you
#3380 [19:12] <napoleon> theres no appdata
#3381 [19:13] <Molino21> you need to search it at the bottom
#3382 [19:13] <napoleon> k
#3383 [19:13] <Molino21> it will say start search before you click it
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#3386 [19:13] <mib_wk7c4y> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#3387 [19:14] <napoleon> k now what
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#3389 [19:14] <Howie> Hey anyone knw if the zombe mod pack mods work on multiplayer besides flying
#3390 [19:14] <Molino21> once you search it look for a folder called Roaming, inside that folder you shouuld find one that says .minecraft
#3391 [19:14] <Molino21> click .minecraft
#3392 [19:14] <napoleon> k
#3393 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> Howie - for the most part, no, some of them are SP only
#3394 [19:15] <napoleon> now what
#3395 [19:15] <Molino21> then delete everything in the folder, EXCEPT SAVES
#3396 [19:15] <mib_wk7c4y> molino
#3397 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Just read the readme for zombes, it'll tell you what can be used in MP
#3398 [19:15] <Molino21> ya
#3399 [19:16] <flabbergaster> hey i need some help- when i try to load MC to play it does the updating minecraft page and the download bar is almost done and it says "done loading" but then freezes there. any ideas?
#3400 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> flabbergaster win/reinst
#3401 [19:16] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3402 [19:16] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3403 [19:16] <mib_wk7c4y> question that I must do
#3404 [19:16] <Molino21> mib what do you need, ad if you speak french go to translate.google.com and you can translate everything to english or from english to french
#3405 [19:17] <flabbergaster> alright thanks
#3406 [19:17] <flabbergaster> any idea how to do it on a mac?
#3407 [19:17] <napoleon> it wont let me delete bins
#3408 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> ??> flabbergaster mac/reinst
#3409 [19:17] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3410 [19:17] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3411 [19:17] <mib_wk7c4y> yes I know when I open the game said his Bad video card drivers!
#3412 [19:18] <napoleon> molinio
#3413 [19:18] <napoleon> molino
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#3415 [19:18] <mib_wk7c4y> ??
#3416 [19:19] <Molino21> napoleon- you have to delet bin, resources, screenshots, stats, texture packs, last login, and options
#3417 [19:19] <mib_wk7c4y> me?
#3418 [19:19] <napoleon> k one sec
#3419 [19:19] <Molino21> i dont know mib, sorry
#3420 [19:20] <mib_i5ipe8> Please help! i installed and played Minecraft months ago, and suddenly, I now get a message sthat says, "could not create the java virtual machine" when trying to load the program.
#3421 [19:20] <mib_wk7c4y> plz for me pay 22$ for game +(
#3422 [19:21] <Molino21> u mean the folder "bin"?
#3423 [19:21] <Molino21> nvm
#3424 [19:22] <mib_wk7c4y> END ERROR REPORT 352ad4fb +( what plz molino help me
#3425 [19:22] <mib_i5ipe8> anyone?
#3426 [19:22] <mib_i5ipe8> virtual machine message?
#3427 [19:22] <mib_i5ipe8> can't load game
#3428 [19:23] <Molino21> napoleon are you still there?
#3429 [19:24] <mib_wk7c4y> is there a service to help people like the telephone?
#3430 [19:24] <napoleon> yay i wont let me delete the file bin
#3431 [19:26] <napoleon> molino
#3432 [19:26] <Molino21> why not
#3433 [19:26] <napoleon> idk
#3434 [19:26] <Molino21> what dos it sya
#3435 [19:26] <napoleon> it says
#3436 [19:26] <Molino21> do you have minecraft opened rite now
#3437 [19:28] <napoleon> no it says cant cause a floder or a flie in it is opened in another program
#3438 [19:29] <napoleon> there i got it molino
#3439 [19:30] <napoleon> now what
#3440 [19:30] <Molino21> you deleted it?
#3441 [19:30] <napoleon> yes
#3442 [19:30] <Molino21> try opening the game "in browser"
#3443 [19:30] <napoleon> k
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#3445 [19:32] <napoleon> thanks its working but my mods are gone
#3446 [19:32] <Molino21> just reinstall them :)
#3447 [19:32] <napoleon> k tanks for everything
#3448 [19:32] <Molino21> when u deleted texture pcks tht got rid of them
#3449 [19:33] <napoleon> k
#3450 [19:33] <napoleon> seeya
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#3452 [19:35] <AJIeKCaHDp> hello all
#3453 [19:35] <AJIeKCaHDp> please help me
#3454 [19:35] <AJIeKCaHDp> I run the launcher minecraft and absolutely nothing happens
#3455 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - What operating system are you on?
#3456 [19:40] <AJIeKCaHDp> windows 7 x64
#3457 [19:41] <GreyVulpine> Do you have java installed and updated?
#3458 [19:42] <AJIeKCaHDp> yes
#3459 [19:42] <AJIeKCaHDp> before everything works fine now will not start
#3460 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Could you try these instructions, let me know if it throws any errors
#3461 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#3462 [19:43] <AJIeKCaHDp> ok
#3463 [19:44] <AJIeKCaHDp> minecraft.jar for linux?
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#3465 [19:44] <chaser> hi, when i try to run minecraft, it freezes at (done loading)
#3466 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Yes
#3467 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> chaser - What operating system are you on?
#3468 [19:45] <chaser> windows
#3469 [19:45] <Molino21> GreyVulpine ill get chaser
#3470 [19:46] <chaser> so what do i do
#3471 [19:46] <Molino21> chaser- Go to the Start menu and search %AppData%, then click the folder titled roaming
#3472 [19:46] <chaser> i tried that
#3473 [19:46] <chaser> i deleted bin before
#3474 [19:46] <chaser> still doesnt work
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#3476 [19:46] <Molino21> inside this folder you should find another folder titled .minecraft
#3477 [19:46] <chaser> molino
#3478 [19:46] <chaser> i tried that
#3479 [19:47] <Molino21> did u delete EVERYTHING except Saves
#3480 [19:47] <chaser> i never had saves
#3481 [19:47] <AJIeKCaHDp> C:\Users\user\Desktop>Java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -CP minecraft.jar net.minecraft.Lau ncherFrame Unrecognized option: -CP Could not create the Java virtual machine
#3482 [19:47] <chaser> it has been like this ever since i bought the game
#3483 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - net.minecraft.LauncherFrame has no spaces in it
#3484 [19:47] <Molino21> still did u do tht
#3485 [19:48] <chaser> i deleted saves
#3486 [19:48] <Molino21> wat about everything else in the folder
#3487 [19:48] <AJIeKCaHDp> this is just copied
#3488 [19:48] <chaser> deleted those
#3489 [19:48] <chaser> i deleted .minecraft
#3490 [19:49] <Molino21> so what your saying is tht you didnt save any minecraft maps/places?
#3491 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Look at the batch file again, make sure there isn't a space between "Lau" and "ncherFrame" at the end
#3492 [19:49] <AJIeKCaHDp> Unrecognized option: -CP Could not create the Java virtual machine.
#3493 [19:49] <chaser> none i never played on this computer
#3494 [19:49] <chaser> not on beta at least
#3495 [19:49] <Molino21> try deleting the whole ".minecraft" folder
#3496 [19:49] <chaser> i did that
#3497 [19:50] <chaser> there is just no fixing it
#3498 [19:50] <Molino21> then try loading the game 'in browser" i repeat "in browser"
#3499 [19:50] <chaser> i do in browzer
#3500 [19:50] <chaser> i tried downloading too and it didnt work
#3501 [19:50] <chaser> all i get is a black screen
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#3503 [19:50] <Molino21> try it really quick after you delete the whole folder
#3504 [19:50] <AJIeKCaHDp> if run with the old launcher, all works fine
#3505 [19:50] <chaser> wait huh?
#3506 [19:51] <Molino21> delete the whole folder then try opening minecraft in browser
#3507 [19:51] <chaser> quickly?
#3508 [19:51] <Molino21> 4get bout tht part
#3509 [19:52] <chaser> i have done that
#3510 [19:52] <chaser> i deleted the whole folder
#3511 [19:52] <chaser> and let it uptate
#3512 [19:52] <chaser> and it still stays at done loading
#3513 [19:52] <Molino21> r u sure you have java
#3514 [19:52] <chaser> i have bought the beta 3 months ago and have been trying to fix it since'
#3515 [19:53] <chaser> yes i have the latest version
#3516 [19:53] <Molino21> what version of windows do you have
#3517 [19:54] <chaser> i think i have 7
#3518 [19:55] <chaser> you still there?
#3519 [19:55] <Molino21> hmmn
#3520 [19:55] <chaser> yes im sorry but bear with me
#3521 [19:55] <chaser> do you know if the next update is gonna have bug fixes?
#3522 [19:56] <Molino21> prob, and i think there an upate on friday
#3523 [19:56] <Molino21> cuz it said "secret update friday"
#3524 [19:56] <chaser> awesome and thanks for cooperating with me
#3525 [19:56] <chaser> bye
#3526 [20:00] <AJIeKCaHDp> I do not know what to do even already
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#3528 [20:04] <mib_650q2g> need help (using MC on a mac)- after I type in my password and username, the screen goes to the loading screen and says "updating mincraft" and the loading bar is almost full but then freezes there, any suggestions?
#3529 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_650q2g mac/reinst
#3530 [20:04] <VoxelHead> mib_650q2g: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3531 [20:04] <VoxelHead> mib_650q2g: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3532 [20:05] <AJIeKCaHDp> GreyVulpine - can see it yourself through the program teamviewer?
#3533 [20:05] <mib_650q2g> tried that and there is no app support
#3534 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Sure
#3535 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_650q2g - There's no application support in Library?
#3536 [20:06] <mib_650q2g> let me check again
#3537 [20:07] <AJIeKCaHDp> GreyVulpine - I threw a password and ID in a PM
#3538 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Ah, okay
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#3541 [20:13] <Harleyvitality> The other channel wasn't too useful.
#3542 [20:13] <Harleyvitality> Anyone else having issues logging into mineacraft.net atm?
#3543 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - It's because of a certain mod you have installed on your computer
#3544 [20:16] <AJIeKCaHDp> Let me delete them
#3545 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> Harleyvitality - Can't say I am right now
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#3547 [20:17] <AJIeKCaHDp> I want fashion to administer the server :)
#3548 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - I'm sorry, I don't understand that translation
#3549 [20:17] <AJIeKCaHDp> i'm from Russian :) i'm bad speak english
#3550 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#3551 [20:18] <Harleyvitality> Maybe he is saying he wants to be the admin of a server
#3552 [20:19] <Harleyvitality> :-/
#3553 [20:19] <AJIeKCaHDp> complete
#3554 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Try minecraft now
#3555 [20:20] <Harleyvitality> Nope
#3556 [20:20] <Harleyvitality> Other folks cannot connect either
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#3558 [20:21] <Livity> Hello
#3559 [20:22] <Livity> I have a problem, in multiplayer with 2 players we cannot go sleep, when both are in bed the screen fades but not fully. And nothing happens. No error texts anywhere
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#3562 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> Livity - Everybody in the server needs to be in bed for night to pass
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#3565 [20:31] <IjoreanGrey> Is it me or is Mc.net broken?
#3566 [20:31] <Livity> I know grey
#3567 [20:31] <IjoreanGrey> Ahh ok just wondering
#3568 [20:32] <Livity> both were in bed
#3569 [20:32] <Livity> I mean sorry I meant for greyvulpine
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#3572 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#3573 [20:32] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3574 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> minecraft's website is down
#3575 [20:32] <shadowsword> hi
#3576 [20:32] <Livity> So vulpine any idea for my prob? :)
#3577 [20:33] <shadowsword> for some reason minecraft.net wont load
#3578 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> minecraft's website is down
#3579 [20:33] <IjoreanGrey> I hear that a hacker did it
#3580 [20:33] <shadowsword> oh
#3581 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> Livity - I don't know what to tell you
#3582 [20:33] <IjoreanGrey> Damn them
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#3584 [20:33] <Zanxur> Hello, for sometime I have not been able to join any minecraft servers on beta. bad login or connection time out comes up
#3585 [20:33] <shadowsword> screw u random hacker
#3586 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> It only works if everybody's in the bed
#3587 [20:34] <shadowsword> Zanxur does it have a white list or need hamachi?
#3588 [20:34] <Zanxur> all the ones i have tried to join dont need either. and once i was whitelisted and still couldn't get in
#3589 [20:35] <shadowsword> oh
#3590 [20:35] <shadowsword> thats weird
#3591 [20:35] <Zanxur> indeed
#3592 [20:36] <shadowsword> lol
#3593 [20:36] <shadowsword> but minecraft is down atm
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#3597 [20:37] <Zanxur> i have figured that out
#3598 [20:37] <Zanxur> i was just seeing if anyone had the same problem / knew a solution to this
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#3600 [20:38] <AJIeKCaHDp> 5-10 minutes ago, worked as a site
#3601 [20:38] <shadowsword> ya
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#3603 [20:38] <Zanxur> i guess we can all play terraria
#3604 [20:39] <Zanxur> ha ha ha
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#3606 [20:41] <Tarridon> Is wugs here?
#3607 [20:43] <AJIeKCaHDp> GreyVulpine - Thank you so much, that game is now also runs about which I told you
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#3609 [20:44] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#3610 [20:44] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3611 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Ah, no problem
#3612 [20:44] <TheNytangel> Hi GreyVulpine :D
#3613 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#3614 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> Can't wait for pistons in 1.7
#3615 [20:45] <TheNytangel> When's 1.7?
#3616 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZJr86d2IUo
#3617 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> Don't know
#3618 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> but that video is <3
#3619 [20:46] <Tarridon> YAY update is coming maybe?
#3620 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> Soon™
#3621 [20:50] <genshou> >:|
#3622 [20:50] <genshou> I really hate people who DDOS for fun.
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#3624 [20:52] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#3625 [20:52] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
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#3627 [20:54] <Kent> Hi
#3628 [20:54] <Kent> How do I access the .minecraft folder on ubuntu?
#3629 [20:54] <PcJamesy> genshou did some one DDOS minecraft
#3630 [20:55] <genshou> earlier this morning
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#3632 [20:55] <Harleyvitality> http://lulzsecurity.com
#3633 [20:55] <Harleyvitality> https://twitter.com/#!/LulzSec
#3634 [20:56] <PcJamesy> ok genshou
#3635 [20:56] <AJIeKCaHDp> GreyVulpine - you're in mojang?
#3636 [20:59] <PcJamesy> wow that is close to my ip lol
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#3638 [21:00] * Khil wonders how many people have complained about minecraft.net returning the 503 of death
#3638 [21:00] <Boreeas> AJIEKCAHDP: /topic - Also, could you change your username to something more readable
#3639 [21:00] * PcJamesy accepted that it happons
#3639 [21:00] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3640 [21:00] <TheNytangel> PcJamesy, I think it is spelled 'JCPennies'
#3641 [21:01] <SevFTW> FUCK LULZSEC
#3642 [21:01] <AJIeKCaHDp> Boreeas - If you were Russian you would know how to read by my nickname - Alexander
#3643 [21:02] <PcJamesy> i'm not russian
#3644 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - I do not work for Mojang, no.
#3645 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - We're all community-run support, none of us work for Mojang here.
#3646 [21:04] <AJIeKCaHDp> Clearly
#3647 [21:04] <TheNytangel> I'm 13 until the 25th.. I can't work for a two year old
#3648 [21:04] <TheNytangel> Until I'm 14
#3649 [21:05] <AJIeKCaHDp> once again thank you for your help,bye
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#3651 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> AJIeKCaHDp - Take care.
#3652 [21:07] <AJIeKCaHDp> GreyVulpine - good luck
#3653 [21:08] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#3654 [21:08] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3655 [21:08] <TheNytangel> Gah
#3656 [21:08] <Libraryadict> is there a special reason minecraft is still down?
#3657 [21:09] <TheNytangel> Yes
#3658 [21:09] <TheNytangel> Nobody has fixed it
#3659 [21:10] <Libraryadict> !time
#3660 [21:10] <GreyBot> GreyBot's time is: Tue Jun 14 21:10:32 2011.
#3661 [21:10] <Libraryadict> That Notch's time?
#3662 [21:10] <Libraryadict> !notchtime
#3663 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> No
#3664 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is down
#3665 [21:11] <Libraryadict> Where is he vacationing?
#3666 [21:11] <Libraryadict> I know minecraft is down
#3667 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> mollstam's on it, just be patient
#3668 [21:11] <Libraryadict> um.
#3669 [21:11] <Libraryadict> Who is he?
#3670 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> mollstam's Mojang's web dev
#3671 [21:11] <Khil> Hurryyy upp mollstam
#3672 [21:11] <Khil> I need my minecraft
#3673 [21:12] <Libraryadict> fix*
#3674 [21:12] <Libraryadict> minecraft fix you mean
#3675 [21:12] <Khil> Yse
#3676 [21:12] <Khil> Yes*
#3677 [21:12] <Khil> Daddy's happy juice, so to speak
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#3679 [21:18] <Gratin> i can't connect to minecraft
#3680 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Login servers are down
#3681 [21:19] <xales> It's down, it will be back up in about 30 minutes
#3682 [21:19] <Gratin> why is it down?
#3683 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> maintenance
#3684 [21:19] <Gratin> oh : (
#3685 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> As xales has stated, it'll be back up within the hour
#3686 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Just be patient.
#3687 [21:20] <Gratin> can i still play multiplayer some how?
#3688 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3689 [21:20] <Gratin> dang
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#3692 [21:22] <Khil> !isup
#3693 [21:22] <Khil> !isdown
#3694 [21:22] <GreyBot> Khil: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3695 [21:23] <lmc096> anyone have an ETA?
#3696 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Less than an hour, we've been cited
#3697 [21:23] <Kealper> ~30-40 min
#3698 [21:23] <Kealper> what grey said
#3699 [21:23] <lmc096> thanks !
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#3701 [21:30] <haux> Any of you alive?
#3702 [21:30] <TheNytangel> Nu
#3703 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3704 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> All dead
#3705 [21:30] <haux> Shoot.
#3706 [21:30] <haux> Even you guys?
#3707 [21:30] <haux> I'm seeing things again..
#3708 [21:30] <TheNytangel> Zombies
#3709 [21:30] <TheNytangel> Skelingtons
#3710 [21:30] <haux> Well, #minecraft apparently is no longer a channel about minecraft, so I'm going to ask here
#3711 [21:30] <haux> Have any of you experienced creepers spawning in lit up areas underground?
#3712 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Can't say I have
#3713 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> You sure there isn't a place where the light's just low enough to spawn creepers?
#3714 [21:31] * PcJamesy only want's to play minecraft when it's down
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#3715 [21:32] <haux> Well, it happened four times now. The first two times was in a looong 2x5 tunnel. Torches are placed about every 8 blocks on both sides
#3716 [21:32] <haux> No gaps or holes anywhere
#3717 [21:32] <Khil> IT'S UP
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#3719 [21:32] <Khil> !ISDOWN
#3720 [21:32] <GreyBot> Khil: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
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#3722 [21:33] <TheNytangel> It is not
#3723 [21:33] <PcJamesy> look again
#3724 [21:33] <TheNytangel> Oh it is
#3725 [21:33] <TheNytangel> :D
#3726 [21:33] <haux> So, in any case, this has to be some sort of bug. Because ONLY creepers are spawning in this area. I was surprised now to see anything about it on the wiki.
#3727 [21:33] <haux> *not
#3728 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Any dungeons around?
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#3730 [21:34] <Axle-Gear> Hello?
#3731 [21:34] <haux> No such thing as creeper dungeons though
#3732 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> Wait.. there's no creeper spawners.. never mind
#3733 [21:34] <haux> yeah
#3734 [21:34] <Axle-Gear> Hey, I was wondering if Minecraft had any issues with Vista?
#3735 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> Axle-Gear - Nope
#3736 [21:35] <Axle-Gear> Hmm... 'Cause I installed it on my laptop, and it keeps telling me I can't connect to Minecraft.net...
#3737 [21:35] <Axle-Gear> But on my desktop it still works just fine.
#3738 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Axle-Gear - Windows on the laptop?
#3739 [21:35] <Axle-Gear> Vista on the Laptop, XP on the desktop.
#3740 [21:35] <haux> minecraft.net was just down a moment ago
#3741 [21:35] <haux> Check it again?
#3742 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Axle-Gear - First off, make sure the time and date's right on the laptop. Second, make sure you don't have any ! marks in the windows username
#3743 [21:36] <Axle-Gear> Hmm... e.e
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#3745 [21:37] <Axle-Gear> Wow... That would be my luck...
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#3747 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> ?
#3748 [21:37] <Axle-Gear> Minecraft.net gets back up in the literal seconds it took me to switch from laptop to desktop.
#3749 [21:37] <Axle-Gear> Making me think there was a problem with the laptop. xP
#3750 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#3751 [21:38] <Axle-Gear> Thanks anyway. :)
#3752 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Heh, sure
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#3755 [21:47] <hatman> I have downloaded minecraft to my computer but when I try to play the offline version it said not downloaded
#3756 [21:47] <xales> minecraft.net is down, please be patient
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#3758 [21:48] <hatman> thank you
#3759 [21:49] <hatman> I can acsess the site how is it down
#3760 [21:50] <xales> What does it say _above_ "not downloaded"?
#3761 [21:51] <hatman> below the play offline version when I log in in the minecraft launcher
#3762 [21:51] <xales> I didn't ask where it said it
#3763 [21:51] <xales> I asked what it says _above_ where it says that
#3764 [21:54] <hatman> play offline witch I cannot click
#3765 [21:54] <xales> ...
#3766 [21:54] <xales> Does it say "cannot connect to minecraft.net" or "login failed"?
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#3768 [21:56] <hatman> it says user not premium BUT my friend can play and he is not premium he uses a mac
#3769 [21:56] <xales> You have to buy the game to play it, it's not free
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#3772 [21:58] <hatman> i do not understand my friend can play it and he has not bought it he plays offline
#3773 [21:58] <xales> Then he stole it
#3774 [21:59] <mib_t8927q> when im trying to join my server it sayes loggin in for a while the say's connection lost internal excetionjava.net.socettimeoutexecption;read timeout
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#3776 [21:59] <xales> mib_t8927q: Delete yourname.dat from the players folder, which is in the world folder
#3777 [21:59] <mib_t8927q> then what
#3778 [22:00] <xales> Then try to connect...
#3779 [22:00] <mib_t8927q> kk but my friend is the server owner
#3780 [22:00] <xales> Then they need to delete it
#3781 [22:00] <mib_t8927q> ok thanks for the help
#3782 [22:00] <hatman> he said that all he did was download it from the site
#3783 [22:01] <xales> Again, if you haven't bought it, then you can't play it
#3784 [22:01] <xales> I'm really not sure what's difficult to understand about that
#3785 [22:01] <hatman> ok i guess you are right thank you
#3786 [22:02] <Tarridon> Anyone available to help me? :/
#3787 [22:04] <xales> With?
#3788 [22:04] <Tarridon> Groupmanager...
#3789 [22:05] <xales> That's far outside the scope of what we can help with, as the topic says
#3790 [22:05] <xales> Try #bukkit
#3791 [22:05] <Tarridon> Alright, thank you,
#3792 [22:05] <Tarridon> .*
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#3794 [22:06] <dan> hello
#3795 [22:06] <xales> Hi.
#3796 [22:07] <dan> s
#3797 [22:07] <dan> s
#3798 [22:07] <dan> s
#3799 [22:07] <dan> s
#3800 [22:07] <dan> s
#3801 [22:07] <Eddie> Wow!
#3802 [22:07] * xales kicked dan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: dan)
#3803 [22:07] <Eddie> That deserves an Oscar.
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#3805 [22:09] <Bgr> hi
#3806 [22:09] <xales> Hello.
#3807 [22:10] <Bgr> is this the right place to go to get help setting up a server?
#3808 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
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#3810 [22:12] <Bgr> Okay, so I'm just trying to set one up for use internally on my home network. I've got it running, but whenever i connect from any computer, it says End of stream immediately
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#3813 [22:12] <Bgr> I've opened firewall ports, the server reports [INFO] /127.0.0.1:50571 lost connection
#3814 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> What security software or firewall solution do you have running on the machine?
#3815 [22:13] <Bgr> just the windows firewall
#3816 [22:13] <Bgr> win7 x32
#3817 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> Nothing else besides that?
#3818 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Running any antivirus suites with a network protection aspect?
#3819 [22:14] <Bgr> nope, none of those
#3820 [22:14] <Bgr> unless microsoft security esentials would matter
#3821 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Don't think it does.
#3822 [22:14] <Bgr> i think that's just spyware though
#3823 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Uh, well, geez. Could you try it with turning online-mode set to false in server.properties?
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#3825 [22:17] <Bgr> it was already set to false. i just tried it with true and got the same result :/
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#3827 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> And this is a fresh, vanilla server, downloaded from minecraft.net?
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#3831 [22:19] <Bgr> well, i think so. minecraft.net was down about an hour ago when i downloaded it, so i found one on... mediafire i think
#3832 [22:19] <Bgr> maybe i'll try a fresh one
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#3835 [22:27] <Bgr> woohoo
#3836 [22:28] <Bgr> i must have gotten an outdated or otherwise bad file from elsewhere, now it works
#3837 [22:28] * GreyVulpine nods
#3837 [22:28] <Bgr> thanks :D
#3838 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing
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#3848 [22:39] <ryannober> Can i anybody help me i got a techinical problem?
#3849 [22:40] <xales> Maybe if you tell us what the problem is. While we can read minds, we prefer not to
#3850 [22:40] <ryannober> lol, my minecraft was very laggy, even on singer player, I couldn't even move. So i deleted the bin and re-ran minecraft. But nothing happened, it didnt recreate a bin
#3851 [22:41] <xales> ??> ryannober win/reinst
#3852 [22:41] <VoxelHead> ryannober: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3853 [22:41] <VoxelHead> ryannober: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3854 [22:41] <xales> Do that, then redownload Minecraft from minecraft.net
#3855 [22:42] <ryannober> so i deleted the whole minecraft folder and the app, and when i download another minecraft.zip, it just unzips and then opens and closes quickly
#3856 [22:42] <ryannober> I am on a mac.. Ik i fail..
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#3858 [22:43] <xales> ??> ryannober mac/permissions
#3859 [22:43] <VoxelHead> ryannober: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#3860 [22:43] <VoxelHead> ryannober: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
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#3864 [22:45] <eggy> login server having troubles?
#3865 [22:45] <cornelius> yes
#3866 [22:45] <cornelius> maybe
#3867 [22:45] <cornelius> looks like
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#3869 [22:45] <xales> It was, should be fine now
#3870 [22:45] <cornelius> HELP?
#3871 [22:45] <eggy> can't seem to get online
#3872 [22:46] <cornelius> me either
#3873 [22:46] <ryannober> @voxelhead, thanks so much! it worked
#3874 [22:46] <cornelius> i am unable to get past the first login screen....
#3875 [22:46] <eggy> nevermind, I'm in now
#3876 [22:46] <eggy> dunno, must be having some internmitten issues
#3877 [22:47] <SilasOfBorg> I can get in about 1/8 tries
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#3879 [22:47] <SilasOfBorg> most of the time, "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#3880 [22:47] <cornelius> it just sais logging in.... forever
#3881 [22:47] <cornelius> FOREVER
#3882 [22:47] <SilasOfBorg> hmm.. I'm using the standalone client.
#3883 [22:47] <xales> cornelius: just be patient, it's having some issues
#3884 [22:47] <SinZ> ok, im sick of this damn crashing
#3885 [22:47] <SinZ> xales: can u help me
#3886 [22:48] <cornelius> ooh it finished
#3887 [22:48] <cornelius> but it sais
#3888 [22:48] <SinZ> and... cant login
#3889 [22:48] <cornelius> cant connect to minecraft.net
#3890 [22:49] <SinZ> xales: Minecraft crashs, spits no error, window just closes, generates hs_err_pid####.log
#3891 [22:49] <SinZ> http://pastebin.com/500skUwV
#3892 [22:49] <xales> stop using xfire
#3893 [22:50] <xales> simple fix
#3894 [22:50] <cornelius> fixed!
#3895 [22:50] <SinZ> xfire did it?!
#3896 [22:50] <cornelius> thanks bb
#3897 [22:50] <xales> Yes, xfire
#3898 [22:51] <SinZ> why would xfire crash it...
#3899 [22:51] <xales> I don't know, but IMHO it's a a crappy program that's extremely invasive and tends to break stuff
#3900 [22:52] <SinZ> now if only i could login...
#3901 [22:52] <SinZ> =D
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#3904 [22:55] <hatman> hello
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#3907 [22:56] <hatman> is anyone else not able to log in on to minecraft or is it just me?
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#3909 [22:57] <xales> It just went online from maintenance, be patient
#3910 [22:57] <piegames1> I'm getting "Downloading Packages" When i try to play. I just bought the game, and I'm not having a very good experience so far. I haven't played yet. Any ideas? I tried playing in browser and i tried downloading
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#3912 [22:57] <xales> piegames1: Does it just stop at "done loading"?
#3913 [22:58] <piegames1> No, it doesn't download anything. I tried disabling firewall too
#3914 [22:58] <hatman> how often does it go on maintenance?
#3915 [22:58] <xales> So it's just at "downloading packages" and the bar doesn't move at all?
#3916 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> Seldom does
#3917 [22:58] <piegames1> yes
#3918 [22:58] <xales> hatman: Almost never; it went down because it was attacked
#3919 [22:58] <xales> ??> piegames1 win/reinst
#3920 [22:58] <VoxelHead> piegames1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3921 [22:58] <VoxelHead> piegames1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3923 [22:59] <piegames1> already tried it. Didn't work
#3924 [22:59] <ParasYte> Is there a way to manually back up an SMP server?
#3925 [22:59] <hatman> wow who would attack minecraft?
#3926 [22:59] <xales> ParasYte: Yes, just copy the 'world' folder somewhere
#3927 [22:59] <ParasYte> lulzsec is hatman, or so i'm told
#3928 [23:00] <xales> piegames1: Does your Windows username have an ! in it, by any chance?
#3929 [23:00] <piegames1> Nope
#3930 [23:00] <ParasYte> thanks xales, my brother runs the server, i presume the world folder is in appdata/.minecraft?
#3931 [23:00] <hatman> woot its loaded thanks guys
#3932 [23:00] <piegames1> Just tried again, and it just says downloading packages.
#3933 [23:01] <xales> ParasYte: Nope, where the server is launched from
#3934 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> Give it a few minutes, looks like the login server's up and down at the moment
#3935 [23:01] <xales> ^
#3936 [23:01] <RavePossum> ....I was just about to ask about that.
#3937 [23:01] <ParasYte> ok i dunno where that is xales I'll just tell my brother, I assume since he runs the server he knows where
#3938 [23:02] <piegames1> Can i have my money back?
#3939 [23:02] <piegames1> I havent even played
#3940 [23:02] <piegames1> ...
#3941 [23:02] <GreyVulpine> Their refund policy is, no refunds
#3942 [23:03] <xales> piegames1: Just be patient, they are having some issues, and it might just be that
#3943 [23:03] <piegames1> I'll give it till tomorrow before i start raging
#3944 [23:03] <xales> Also, being stuck at downloading packages is probably an issue with your firewall, not Mojang's end, because that's after the login is done
#3945 [23:03] <johnnyrico> why go for minecraft tho our community is so nice
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#3947 [23:04] <AlexG> hello?
#3948 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> "for the lulz" is their policy
#3949 [23:04] <AlexG> :P
#3950 [23:04] <ParasYte> oh one more quick question... we have a troublesome player on our and he has multiple accounts and we want to ban by IP... will the server console list his IP address?
#3951 [23:04] <xales> Yes
#3952 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3953 [23:04] <ParasYte> thanks for the help, you guys are great
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#3955 [23:05] <AlexG> My Hp laptop runs minecraft really slowly.
#3956 [23:05] <RavePossum> So wait, this is "an attack" and not maintenance? O.o
#3957 [23:05] <ParasYte> I heard lulzsec is attacking minecraft
#3958 [23:06] <GreyVulpine> It was an attack, that turned into a maintenance session as well
#3959 [23:06] <xales> AlexG: It's a laptop, they aren't really meant for gaming
#3960 [23:06] <xales> Turn down the video settings, or just run it on a better computer
#3961 [23:07] <AlexG> I turned down the settings to fast but it stills runs slow. I currently don't own a desktop computer just a laptop.
#3962 [23:07] <piegames1> Im gonna load up Cain and Abel and see if i can figure out if im even connecting to minecraft or if my computer is just being an idiot
#3963 [23:07] <RavePossum> What are some of the specs on your laptop?
#3964 [23:07] <xales> AlexG: There's much more to turn down than just that
#3965 [23:08] <xales> like the view distance, FPS cap...
#3966 [23:08] <AlexG> I did put the distance to normal
#3967 [23:08] <AlexG> and my specs are: windows vista
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#3970 [23:13] <piegames1> Im about to throw my pc out the window and release anal seepage onto it.
#3971 [23:14] <ParasYte> piegames can you play through the browser?
#3972 [23:14] <piegames1> could someone send me their .minecraft folder if they have 1.6.6? That way i can sign in and maybe play
#3973 [23:14] <piegames1> nope
#3974 [23:14] <xales> piegames1: Are you absolutely sure you turned your firewall completely off?
#3975 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> We're not allowed to distribute minecraft files
#3976 [23:14] <piegames1> I have everything off
#3977 [23:14] <piegames1> and why not?
#3978 [23:14] <xales> ?? tos
#3979 [23:14] <VoxelHead> tos: http://www.minecraft.net/copyright.jsp - The one major rule: Do not distribute anything I've made. This includes the client and the server software for the game.
#3980 [23:14] <VoxelHead> tos: This also includes modified versions of anything I've made. In order to maintain control of the project, I need all game downloads to come from a single central source. I hope you understand.
#3981 [23:15] <piegames1> Well i bought the game and that one source is clearly not working..
#3982 [23:15] <xales> ??> piegames1 win/profile
#3983 [23:15] <VoxelHead> piegames1: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3984 [23:15] <VoxelHead> piegames1: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3985 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> For one, I could easily package a trojan or two onto it. grab a username or three. Notch wants all minecraft downloads to come from one official source. And two, it'll allow people who didn't purchase minecraft, to pirate it instead.
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#3987 [23:17] <piegames1> no. If i wanted to pirate minecraft i would head straight over to google or youtube. Im sticking with you guys and deciding not to break the law for once. Also, VoxelHead if i make a new account it wont let me download without me buying again will it?
#3988 [23:17] <xales> Again, not a Minecraft account
#3989 [23:18] <xales> "a computer user, not a new Minecraft account"
#3990 [23:18] <piegames1> OHHHH!
#3991 [23:18] <piegames1> i feel dumb :P
#3992 [23:18] <RavePossum> "for once" xD
#3993 [23:18] <piegames1> ill be back after making another user
#3994 [23:19] <piegames1> brbb
#3995 [23:20] * mib_t1xg33 [mib_t1xg33@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3996 [23:20] <mib_t1xg33> hey
#3997 [23:20] <mib_t1xg33> can u help
#3998 [23:21] <mib_t1xg33> can u?
#3999 [23:21] <RavePossum> .....possibly you said the question.
#4000 [23:21] <RavePossum> *if you said
#4001 [23:22] <RavePossum> *problem not question
#4002 [23:22] <RavePossum> Fail sentence was fail.
#4003 [23:22] <mib_t1xg33> how do i reduce lag i mean ive done all the ingame and task manager tricks and nothings working i mean it helps a little but ive been planning on doin live commentarys for youtube but lag doensnt appeal to the audience
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#4005 [23:23] <mib_t1xg33> how do i reduce lag i mean ive done all the ingame and task manager tricks and nothings working i mean it helps a little but ive been planning on doin live commentarys for youtube but lag doensnt appeal to the audience?
#4006 [23:23] <xales> ?? dont/spam
#4007 [23:23] <RavePossum> So you cleared memory on your computer and reduced video settings?
#4008 [23:23] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#4009 [23:24] <mib_t1xg33> i forgot the question mark so i had to redo
#4010 [23:24] <RavePossum> If you did both of those things, what are the specs on your computer?
#4011 [23:24] <xales> If, as you say, you've done all those "tricks", then get a better computer
#4012 [23:24] <mib_t1xg33> i have a brand new computer runnin on windows 7
#4013 [23:24] <RavePossum> RAM and processor and such.
#4014 [23:24] <xales> ??> mib_t1xg33 win/dxdiag
#4015 [23:24] <VoxelHead> mib_t1xg33: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4016 [23:24] <VoxelHead> mib_t1xg33: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4017 [23:25] <mib_t1xg33> whats the win button
#4018 [23:25] <xales> ??> mib_t1xg33 win/key
#4019 [23:25] <VoxelHead> mib_t1xg33: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#4021 [23:26] <mib_t1xg33> found it
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#4023 [23:26] <RavePossum> oh hey it's up! the login server, I mean.
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#4026 [23:27] <blinky> can any one help me with my account?
#4027 [23:27] <codyrulz123> hey, its piegames1 im on a new windows account. Its still not working. Help?
#4028 [23:27] <xales> What exactly is the issue with it, blinky
#4029 [23:27] <xales> codyrulz123: Try this -
#4030 [23:28] <xales> ??> codyrulz123 win/hosts
#4031 [23:28] <VoxelHead> codyrulz123: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4032 [23:28] <VoxelHead> codyrulz123: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#4033 [23:28] <codyrulz123> k 1 sec
#4034 [23:28] <mib_t1xg33> im confuzed am i even talkin to real people
#4035 [23:28] <blinky> I made an account and I bought the game and it still is saying that i dont have preimem and it has been more that 12 hours.
#4036 [23:28] <xales> Yes, you are
#4037 [23:29] <AG_Scott> No, we're automated robots from mars.
#4038 [23:29] <codyrulz123> I don't have a hosts file???
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#4040 [23:29] <mib_t1xg33> do you work on minecraft
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#4042 [23:29] <mib_t1xg33> or for minecraft
#4043 [23:29] <broklen> i need some help..
#4044 [23:29] <xales> No
#4045 [23:29] <xales> blinky: Go to minecraft.net and log in, click Profile, and scroll to the bottom of the page. Is there a gift code listed there?
#4046 [23:29] <xales> broklen: Care to elaborate on that?
#4047 [23:30] <broklen> hahaha sorry, um well it won't let me log in, my internet is working fine but when i press log in it says it can't connect.
#4048 [23:30] <xales> broklen: When did it start doing this?
#4049 [23:30] <mib_t1xg33> do you get payed by that guy that i cant think of his name right now o yea notch
#4050 [23:30] <xales> Again, no
#4051 [23:30] <codyrulz123> Ugh, screw this... Im going to bed. You helpedd a little but didnt fix anything so im gonna try to contact someone that actually works for minecraft. PEACE
#4052 [23:31] <xales> codyrulz123: You can't
#4053 [23:31] <blinky> no dont see a gift code
#4054 [23:31] <xales> They don't offer any support for anything beyond payment issues
#4055 [23:31] <codyrulz123> Why?
#4056 [23:31] <codyrulz123> Well i payed and im not playing
#4057 [23:31] <codyrulz123> theres a payment issue
#4058 [23:31] <broklen> it started today.. about 2 hours ago
#4059 [23:31] <xales> Uh, no, that would be a technical issue
#4060 [23:31] <codyrulz123> how?
#4061 [23:31] <xales> You own the game, it's not their problem that your computer is having a problem running it
#4062 [23:31] <mib_t1xg33> if you read it takes about an hour to update ur account to premium after u buy
#4063 [23:32] <xales> broklen: The server was recently attacked, just keep trying, it's mostly back up now
#4064 [23:32] <xales> mib_t1xg33: That's not the issue, in this case
#4065 [23:32] <broklen> alright, i'll try again. It was working fine last night, then i tried getting on this morning brb
#4066 [23:33] <mib_t1xg33> srry tryin to help lol im bord im here to have a convo unless you care to go in depth on how to fix lag issues with using lss technical terms cause i dont know any lol
#4067 [23:33] <codyrulz123> It's not my computer!!!!!!! and its not telling me i dont have premium and its beein about three hours. I know it was attacked, and understand that. I've used my internet connection to play minecraft on my friends computer, so its not my router being retarded. And my computer works on EVERYTHING else ive played. If theres nobody that can help me then why make
#4068 [23:33] <codyrulz123> the game?
#4069 [23:33] <codyrulz123> Its just going to make the consumer pissed off and im gonna start compaining about it.
#4070 [23:34] <xales> Based on what you've said, there is nothing it CAN be but your computer
#4071 [23:34] <mib_t1xg33> to me or cody
#4072 [23:34] <xales> It's not a problem with the server, and it's not a problem with your Internet connection
#4073 [23:34] <codyrulz123> Okay. Somehow fix t
#4074 [23:34] <codyrulz123> it*
#4075 [23:34] <broklen> now it won
#4076 [23:34] <xales> If you follow the instructions I give you, then maybe you could get it fixed
#4077 [23:34] <blinky> I still havnt gotten a email from the game and it still says i have premuim.
#4078 [23:34] <broklen> **now it wont let me onto multiplayer
#4079 [23:35] <codyrulz123> I followed what you guys have said and i havent gottten anywhere
#4080 [23:35] <blinky> sorry that i dont have premuim.
#4081 [23:35] <mib_t1xg33> can u tell me who ur talkin to so i dont get cunfuzed
#4082 [23:35] <xales> broklen: Yeah, it's all because of the login server, just keep trying
#4083 [23:35] <xales> blinky: Again, just be patient
#4084 [23:35] <xales> mib_t1xg33: I'm not talking to you
#4085 [23:35] <broklen> okay :)
#4086 [23:35] <xales> codyrulz123: Then you haven't followed the instructions
#4087 [23:35] <mib_t1xg33> oh can u help wit my lag probs then
#4088 [23:35] <codyrulz123> ?!?!?!!?!
#4089 [23:35] <codyrulz123> Okay tell me what to do
#4090 [23:36] <xales> mib_t1xg33: I already gave you an answer, get a better computer or turn down the video settings
#4091 [23:36] <codyrulz123> i made a new account on my pc, ived tried disabling firewall etc.
#4092 [23:36] <xales> ??> codyrulz123 win/hosts
#4093 [23:36] <VoxelHead> codyrulz123: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4094 [23:36] <VoxelHead> codyrulz123: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#4095 [23:36] <codyrulz123> I dont have a hosts file on this account?!?!
#4096 [23:36] <mib_t1xg33> how do i turn down the video settings
#4097 [23:36] <xales> It's not a per-account file
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#4099 [23:36] <xales> If it's not there, then you are looking in the wrong place
#4100 [23:37] <xales> The computer cannot function if you delete it, it will just recreate it
#4101 [23:37] <codyrulz123> Its there nw
#4102 [23:37] <codyrulz123> now*
#4103 [23:37] <xales> mib_t1xg33: you go to "video settings" and turn down all of the settings
#4104 [23:37] <codyrulz123> # Copyright (c) 1993-2006 Microsoft Corp.
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#4106 [23:37] <xales> The uh, whole file
#4107 [23:37] <codyrulz123> 127.0.0.1 localhost
#4108 [23:37] <xales> http://pastebin.com/ - don't paste it here
#4109 [23:37] <codyrulz123> wtf?
#4110 [23:37] <codyrulz123> 1 sec
#4111 [23:37] <mib_t1xg33> where do i find these video files srry im a noob
#4112 [23:37] <xales> mib_t1xg33: ...you go to options, and then video options
#4113 [23:38] <mib_t1xg33> oh in game?
#4114 [23:38] <xales> where else...
#4115 [23:38] <codyrulz123> what? you want the link to it on pastebin or something?
#4116 [23:38] <xales> That's what the instructions say, yes
#4117 [23:39] <codyrulz123> http://pastebin.com/kc9DHdSM
#4118 [23:39] <mib_t1xg33> i though in compute but what are recomended settings and i know its not my computer because i aslo went on another computer and sighned in and there was still lag
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#4120 [23:39] <xales> mib_t1xg33: It's your computer
#4121 [23:40] <mib_t1xg33> but theres lag in my friends computer on same account
#4122 [23:40] <codyrulz123> His computer sucks 2
#4123 [23:40] <xales> Most likely, yes
#4124 [23:40] <codyrulz123> okay so u read the hosts file?
#4125 [23:40] <mib_t1xg33> do dells suck? lol srry im asking dumb questions
#4126 [23:40] <xales> codyrulz123: Download and run this - http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat
#4127 [23:41] <xales> mib_t1xg33: If it's an old/cheap computer, then yes. You get what you pay for
#4128 [23:41] <mib_t1xg33> its a 1200 dollar windows seven computer that i got just a couple of months ago
#4129 [23:41] <mib_t1xg33> is that bad?
#4130 [23:41] <xales> Is it a laptop?
#4131 [23:41] <mib_t1xg33> yes
#4132 [23:41] <xales> Then yeah, pretty much
#4133 [23:42] <xales> Laptops aren't meant for running games
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#4135 [23:42] <mib_t1xg33> wat about alien laptops?
#4136 [23:42] <Eddie> Mine runs games fine
#4137 [23:42] <xales> Eddie: Does it have an Intel GPU? :P
#4138 [23:42] <Eddie> no
#4139 [23:42] <xales> Exactly
#4140 [23:42] <Eddie> It has a 9500m GS
#4141 [23:42] <Archkhod> hey i downloaded the game but when i try to run it it asks me what program should i use
#4142 [23:42] <xales> Archkhod: Use this link
#4143 [23:42] <xales> ??> Archkhod win/client
#4144 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Archkhod: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#4145 [23:43] <Archkhod> does anyone know what program to run it with
#4146 [23:43] <mib_t1xg33> mine has intel core i3 inside or something like that
#4147 [23:43] <xales> Archkhod: Use the link VoxelHead just gave you.
#4148 [23:43] <xales> mib_t1xg33: That's the CPU, not the GPU
#4149 [23:43] <codyrulz123> Wait what do i do when i run it xales?
#4150 [23:43] <mib_t1xg33> thats bad?
#4151 [23:43] <Archkhod> ty
#4152 [23:43] <xales> codyrulz123: Double click on it
#4153 [23:43] <xales> mib_t1xg33: It's irrelevant, more or less
#4154 [23:44] <mib_t1xg33> do you like have jobs here or do you just join and answer peoples questions
#4155 [23:44] <xales> I've already told you, no
#4156 [23:44] <codyrulz123> http://pastebin.com/EEkPubpL
#4157 [23:44] <mib_t1xg33> it was multriple choice not yes or no
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#4159 [23:45] <xales> codyrulz123: one second
#4160 [23:45] <codyrulz123> k
#4161 [23:46] <mib_t1xg33> why is there a star next to some peoples names and a mic thing next to others
#4162 [23:46] <xales> Star = channel operator, "mic" = voice
#4163 [23:46] <mib_t1xg33> wats a voice and wats a channal operator'
#4164 [23:47] <Anthrophobic> channel operator can kick/ban you from the channel.
#4165 [23:47] <codyrulz123> xales: if you figure this out then u r the new jesus
#4166 [23:47] <Anthrophobic> voice means that if they turn on a "moderated" channel mode you can not talk without it.
#4167 [23:47] <xales> codyrulz123: Something seems to be pretty messed up with your Java installation...try reinstalling it
#4168 [23:47] <codyrulz123> k
#4169 [23:48] <codyrulz123> its a new account so yeah i probly gotta update it? idk
#4170 [23:48] <mib_t1xg33> how do i become a "channal operator"
#4171 [23:48] <xales> You don't
#4172 [23:48] <codyrulz123> You don't
#4173 [23:48] <mib_t1xg33> then how did he become one
#4174 [23:48] <xales> codyrulz123: Applications are generally per-system, not per-user
#4175 [23:48] <xales> mib_t1xg33: Magic
#4176 [23:48] <codyrulz123> You don't even understand the fact that your laptop cannot handle minecraft
#4177 [23:48] <mib_t1xg33> omfg waffle lmao
#4178 [23:48] <codyrulz123> and xales yeah but i installed Java per user (idk why)
#4179 [23:49] <xales> codyrulz123: Completely uninstall it, all versions, and then reinstall the latest from java.com
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#4181 [23:49] <codyrulz123> okay ill do it in the morning its like midnight and i get up at 6 so by guys
#4182 [23:50] <mib_t1xg33> hey voxelhead can i ask you a question
#4183 [23:50] <xales> No, you can't
#4184 [23:50] <xales> Because he isn't a person
#4185 [23:50] <mib_t1xg33> 'forever alone'
#4186 [23:50] <mib_t1xg33> oh hes one of the robots from mars
#4187 [23:51] <mib_t1xg33> can i ask xales a question
#4188 [23:51] <xales> I suppose so, because you just did
#4189 [23:52] <mib_t1xg33> aghhhhhhhhh but i still have two left thats how it works right so do you know anything about the release of minecraft for xbox
#4190 [23:52] <xales> Why would I?
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#4193 [23:52] <dopeghoti> xales: that doesn't stop em from asking.
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#4195 [23:52] <xales> dopeghoti: It would stop me
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#4197 [23:53] <mib_t1xg33> cause u know a lot
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#4201 [23:53] <mib_t1xg33> And for my last questoin... wanna be Best Friends Forever
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#4209 [23:55] <mib_t1xg33> answer the question xales
#4210 [23:56] <mib_t1xg33> y is no one talking but me?
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#4214 [23:56] <mib_t1xg33> Harley is knkow as Harley ... way to state the obviuse
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#4218 [23:57] <mib_t1xg33> i think xales muted or blocked me
#4219 [23:57] <blinky> Am I still waiting for help
#4220 [23:58] <mib_t1xg33> same well i dont want help im just board and want to talk to someone
#4221 [23:59] <mib_t1xg33> hey blincky
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