#MinecraftHelp > 2011-07-15
#1 [00:00] <iMike23> Anyone?
#2 [00:01] <RidiculousCash> ok
#3 [00:01] <RidiculousCash> so even though the sound is on(checking from the gui menu) it doesnt play out?
#4 [00:02] <iMike23> Noo.
#5 [00:02] <iMike23> My problem is I cannot use sound.
#6 [00:02] <RidiculousCash> wait
#7 [00:02] <iMike23> Music and sound is off and when I try to edit it my minecraft close out.
#8 [00:02] <iMike23> *closes
#9 [00:03] <RidiculousCash> did you redownload the client?
#10 [00:03] <iMike23> Yup.
#11 [00:03] <iMike23> And I downloaded Openal
#12 [00:03] <iMike23> Well, I did before because GreyVulpine helped.
#13 [00:03] <iMike23> And sound worked.
#14 [00:04] <iMike23> But strangely, it's not working now.
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#16 [00:04] <hitler> hiel
#17 [00:05] <hitler> nbhghg
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#19 [00:06] <iMike23> You there Cash?
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#21 [00:11] <Spartan1445> hey i need help
#22 [00:11] <Spartan1445> give me a sec to type
#23 [00:11] <Spartan1445> k
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#25 [00:12] <pezz> can anyone help me? i'm having trouble loading the game.
#26 [00:13] <DopeGhoti> care to be more specific?
#27 [00:13] <pezz> I double click the minecraft icon, log in to the next page, and it says there are bad video card drivers
#28 [00:14] <Awesomeness> ??> pezz win/dxdiag
#29 [00:14] <VoxelHead> pezz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#30 [00:14] <VoxelHead> pezz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#31 [00:14] <pezz> ok thanks
#32 [00:15] <Awesomeness> Ghoti, can you do that more you know?
#33 [00:15] <Awesomeness> I'll make a hotkey for it. :P
#34 [00:19] <pezz> i dont know what the IRC channel is
#35 [00:20] <pezz> http://pastebin.com/cH9VGKej
#36 [00:21] <pezz> now what?
#37 [00:21] <Awesomeness> ??> pezz gpu/intel
#38 [00:21] <VoxelHead> pezz: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#39 [00:22] <Awesomeness> Card name: Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset Family
#40 [00:22] <Awesomeness> Good luck
#41 [00:22] <pezz> thanks
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#44 [00:24] <pezz> what was the name of the chip again?
#45 [00:24] <Awesomeness> Card name: Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset Family
#46 [00:24] <Awesomeness> write it down
#47 [00:24] <pezz> ok
#48 [00:25] <pezz> thanks again
#49 [00:25] <whisker> Hi, I am having issues running Minecraft. I'm getting an error "wrong ELF class: ELFCLASS32" in reference to the library liblwjgl.so... does anyone have any suggestions?
#50 [00:26] <whisker> it will not run in browser either
#51 [00:27] <iMike23> I'm also having a problem with sound. This is the error report. I have openal installed already.
#52 [00:27] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: What OS are you running?
#53 [00:27] <iMike23> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x61092d50, pid=6124, tid=4176 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [OpenAL32.dll+0x32d50]
#54 [00:27] <oldtopmanserver> ??> iMike23 pastebin
#55 [00:27] <VoxelHead> iMike23: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#57 [00:27] <whisker> oldtopmanserver: Arch Linux on x86_64
#58 [00:27] <iMike23> Ok
#59 [00:28] <Maulmauk> this may be a stupid question, but my mc server on linux doesn't seem to be reading the server.properties file, when it comes to generate via seed.
#60 [00:28] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: Which version of java did you install?
#61 [00:28] <Maulmauk> level-seed=-1784338777788894343, but it's just generating some random seed as usual
#62 [00:28] <oldtopmanserver> Maulmauk: Are you certain you copied the seen exactly?
#63 [00:28] <whisker> oldtopmanserver: Sun's JDK/JRE
#64 [00:29] <iMike23> http://pastebin.com/EuQbFXj7
#65 [00:29] <whisker> I've also tried OpenJDK with no success
#66 [00:29] <iMike23> There Voxel.
#67 [00:29] <Maulmauk> yep, i can look at the console and it's a total different number, every time i halt the server and clear out the world folder it generates a different seed number as normal. it's as if level-seed isn't being seen
#68 [00:29] <oldtopmanserver> ??> iMike23 bot
#69 [00:29] <VoxelHead> iMike23: (bot) Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#70 [00:29] <VoxelHead> iMike23: (bot) Did I type that out loud?
#71 [00:30] <oldtopmanserver> Maulmauk: Make the map in SSP and move it then
#72 [00:30] <iMike23> @VoxelHead Nope, I didn't see that.
#73 [00:30] <Maulmauk> is this some sort of bug with negative numbers, or isolated to me? or sup
#74 [00:33] <oldtopmanserver> no idea
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#76 [00:33] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: Make sure you have the correct architecture
#77 [00:34] <whisker> oldtopmanserver: Is there a 64 bit version of Minecraft....?
#78 [00:34] <smerft> my minecraft in browser will not start? can you help
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#81 [00:35] <smerft> can you help?
#82 [00:36] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: That is irrelavant. You need the correct JAVA version
#83 [00:37] <mib_6dy2xu> I just bought minecraft like a minute ago and I can't play in multiplayer please help
#84 [00:37] <Maulmauk> google first. thank you
#85 [00:37] <mib_6dy2xu> do I have to wait an hour
#86 [00:38] <oldtopmanserver> mib_6dy2xu: Well, the instructions said so, so...YES!
#87 [00:38] <mib_6dy2xu> also how do you fix minecraft lag
#88 [00:39] <oldtopmanserver> ??> mib_6dy2xu retro
#89 [00:40] <whisker> oldtopmanserver I have the x86_64 version of java. Is this not what I need?
#90 [00:40] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: This is true.
#91 [00:40] <whisker> Would you like a pastebin of the entire error or would that not help?
#92 [00:40] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: But there are no 64/32 bit minecraft versions
#93 [00:40] <oldtopmanserver> whisker: That would be fantastic
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#95 [00:44] <Maulmauk> figured out my issue, my mc server's starting under root as an upstart task
#96 [00:44] <Maulmauk> i had to reboot the box after clearing world/world nether and it generated correctly
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#98 [00:45] <Krv3030> I need help
#99 [00:46] <Maulmauk> great. i need money. perhaps we can form some sort of mutual arrangement?
#100 [00:46] <Krv3030> Um its says i didnt pay but i did
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#102 [00:47] <Krv3030> And P.s You're not getting paid for this
#103 [00:47] <mib_y3817d> Hey guys, does anyone know about the technical issues about the game?
#104 [00:47] <Krv3030> No
#105 [00:47] <mib_y3817d> alright thanks
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#107 [00:48] <Krv3030> Maulmark i need some help
#108 [00:48] <Maulmauk> Money, appear some for me son
#109 [00:48] <Krv3030> $
#110 [00:48] <whisker> oldtopmanserver: http://lahomo.mooo.com:666/~grant/mcerror.png <-- that is a screenshot of the error
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#113 [00:51] <mib_bqk66q> hello?
#114 [00:51] <Krv3030> $100$ there it is maulmark can you help me?
#115 [00:51] <Krv3030> I need to know if i payed or if there was an error
#116 [00:51] <mib_bqk66q> there's somethin messed up
#117 [00:53] <Krv3030> I summon the mighty Wug P.s. this worked b4
#118 [00:53] <Krv3030> I cant help yo
#119 [00:53] <Krv3030> you*
#120 [00:53] <Krv3030> I summon the mighty WUG
#121 [00:53] <Krv3030> !seen Wug
#122 [00:53] <Krv3030> !seen Wug?
#123 [00:53] <Krv3030> !seen wug
#124 [00:53] <GreyBot> I last saw Wug (~wug@c-75-68-120-149.hsd1.vt.comcast.net) 21hrs 2mins ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: !check nznetwork.co.nz
#125 [00:53] <GreyBot> I found 9 results for your LastSeen query. Here are the top 5, starting with the newest result: Wug[zzzz] mib_wugwug Wugbot WugBort shmugwuuggenwuggywugwug
#126 [00:53] <GreyBot> I last saw Wug[zzzz] (~wug@c-75-68-120-149.hsd1.vt.comcast.net) 2days 12hrs 34mins 22secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
#127 [00:53] <GreyBot> I last saw wug (~wug@c-75-68-120-149.hsd1.vt.comcast.net) 21hrs 2mins 2secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: !check nznetwork.co.nz
#128 [00:53] <Awesomeness> Fuck
#129 [00:53] <Awesomeness> Stop spamming
#130 [00:53] <Maulmauk> ytmnd
#131 [00:54] <Krv3030> I didnt try it was laggy
#132 [00:54] <Krv3030> I need help
#133 [00:54] <Krv3030> I need help
#134 [00:54] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!seen library?
#135 [00:54] <GreyBot> I found 3 results for your LastSeen query. Here are the results, starting with the newest result: Libraryadict Libraryaddict PublicLibraryx
#136 [00:54] <GreyBot> I last saw Libraryadict (~libraryad@2001:41d0:1:8d75::254) 21hrs 1min 32secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: Thanks
#137 [00:55] <Krv3030> I need help
#138 [00:55] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Who is that wug O_O
#139 [00:55] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Depends what it is
#140 [00:55] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I can help
#141 [00:55] <Krv3030> Ok
#142 [00:56] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ACTION starts teh Egg Timer
#143 [00:56] <Krv3030> Its says i didnt pay all the sudden so i reinstalled the game and it didnt work
#144 [00:56] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Bler. You need someone with voice+ to check if you paid.
#145 [00:56] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :And it may be your connection
#146 [00:57] <Krv3030> Whats with The egg timer?
#147 [00:57] <Krv3030> No 4 bars
#148 [00:57] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Ok then. Lets just see who isnt afk
#149 [00:57] <iMike23> GreyBot could you help me with my sound?
#150 [00:57] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :GreyBot. Is a bot.
#151 [00:57] <Krv3030> I know
#152 [00:57] <iMike23> Knew it.
#153 [00:57] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :And iMike23 I got problems with sound too
#154 [00:57] <iMike23> Bot and the end lol
#155 [00:58] <Krv3030> Yo Greybot!
#156 [00:58] <iMike23> Really libraryadict?
#157 [00:58] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :For instance. When I start mc up. There is no sound. I fixed it though. You click multiplayer. Then go back to menu.
#158 [00:58] <iMike23> I downloaded Openal and everything.
#159 [00:58] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :afk
#160 [00:59] <iMike23> Oh. I downloaded Openal and it worked for awhile, but it's back to crashing when ever I try to edit sound
#161 [01:04] <whisker> Anyone else here good with development problems?
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#166 [01:10] <vH> My inbrowser Minecraft will not work it will download update the n black screen? any ideas?
#167 [01:11] <mib_bxmso6> my computer won't let me play minecraft! i have JAVA and everything but once it starts to load it says PIXELS not exelerated
#168 [01:12] <mib_bxmso6> nope any for me?
#169 [01:12] <iMike23> At this point I'm waiting for a mod who ISN'T a bot.
#170 [01:12] <vH> that sucks mine runs out of browser aka. .exe but not in browser
#171 [01:13] <mib_bxmso6> when it starts to load it says PIXEL not exelerated even tho i have JAVA and the latest version of it :(
#172 [01:13] <vH> do you have a mac?
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#174 [01:16] <vH> odysimus?
#175 [01:16] <almostroot> Hola.
#176 [01:17] <vH> can you help?
#177 [01:17] <almostroot> I can try. What's up?
#178 [01:18] <vH> my inbrowser minecraft wont work it downloads new update then black sreen
#179 [01:18] <vH> *screen
#180 [01:18] <whisker> almostroot: With a nickname such as yours, I'm assuming you may be able to assist with linux issues as well?
#181 [01:18] <almostroot> vH: Does that mean it works in the downloadable version, or are you playing Classic?
#182 [01:18] <almostroot> whisker: I can try as well.
#183 [01:19] <whisker> almostroot: http://lahomo.mooo.com:666/~grant/mcerror.png There is a screenshot of the exception I'm being thrown
#184 [01:19] <vH> download version is to slow i have preimum and all but my inbrowser just wont work
#185 [01:20] <vH> add me on skype i will show you?
#186 [01:20] <almostroot> whisker: Run java with -d32 as an option to force it to run in 32-bit mode.
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#188 [01:21] <almostroot> vH: Do you have a decent system? Over 1GB of memory etc.? What version of Java are you running?
#189 [01:21] <Primordium> hi people
#190 [01:21] <vH> yeah great system
#191 [01:21] <vH> newest version
#192 [01:21] <vH> need specs
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#195 [01:22] <almostroot> vH: Latest graphics card drivers from the manufacturer's website?
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#197 [01:23] <vH> yes just tired all that everything is up to date even microsoft office
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#200 [01:24] <almostroot> vH: I assume you're using Windows, try reinstalling by hitting Windows Key and R at the same time, then typing %temp% in the box that appears. It should open a folder when you press enter, delete any folders named minecraft.net or www.minecraft.net
#201 [01:24] <vH> ok
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#204 [01:24] <Primordium> just a quick question here? using modloader + optimine/optifog causes the game to crash with the following error ji.setTileSize(Lnet/minecraft/client/Minecraft;)V at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:310) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:716) at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
#205 [01:25] <almostroot> Primordium: We handle stock Minecraft here mainly. May want to try #risucraft for mod support. I'd just recommend reinstalling Minecraft without the mods, adding them one at a time to see which one breaks it.
#206 [01:26] <Primordium> anyone know what it might be? any incompatibility ?
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#209 [01:27] <by_bako> hello? i need a help
#210 [01:27] <almostroot> by_bako: What's up?
#211 [01:27] <vH> almostroot there are none
#212 [01:28] <by_bako> hello.. i cant login with my computer
#213 [01:28] <by_bako> but my friend computer can login with my account
#214 [01:28] <almostroot> vH: Has it ever worked in a browser?
#215 [01:28] <vH> yes before 1.7.3
#216 [01:28] <almostroot> by_bako: ... What exactly happens when you try to log in?
#217 [01:28] <by_bako> yes browser work fin
#218 [01:28] <by_bako> fine
#219 [01:29] <by_bako> but i want play just local
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#221 [01:29] <almostroot> by_bako: Was speaking to someone else. Will preface a message with someone's name normally.
#222 [01:29] <by_bako> ok
#223 [01:30] <almostroot> vH: So there was nothing at all related to minecraft in %temp% ? Have you tried it in a different browser? (Chrome, Firefox etc.)
#224 [01:31] <vH> i have always used chrome
#225 [01:31] <vH> should i try firefox
#226 [01:31] <by_bako> almostroot when i try to login with launcher, says "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#227 [01:31] <almostroot> vH: Could help narrow down the problem.
#228 [01:32] <vH> i can use older version
#229 [01:32] <almostroot> by_bako: Have you ever tried to use a cracked/bootleg version of Minecraft?
#230 [01:32] <by_bako> almostroot yes my sister play cracked version before
#231 [01:32] <almostroot> by_bako: Could be the issue. Try these steps...
#232 [01:32] <almostroot> ??> by_bako win/hosts
#233 [01:32] <VoxelHead> by_bako: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#234 [01:33] <VoxelHead> by_bako: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#235 [01:33] <by_bako> almostroot: thx ill try
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#237 [01:34] <by_bako> almostroot: in hosts, just adobe things.. nothing about minecraft
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#239 [01:35] <almostroot> by_bako: Try disabling your firewall, (built-in or otherwise) and attempting to connect. Most likely the crack version tried to block the client connecting somehow.
#240 [01:36] <vH> almostroot i will hit allow for java to run then origanl minecraft backgroud starts with updating as a headliner then white screen then black screen it will freeze from there
#241 [01:37] <whisker> almostroot: I have ran the program using -d32 and using bin32-jre and am now presented with a new error: http://lahomo.mooo.com:666/~grant/mcerror2.png
#242 [01:37] <phoenix23> I just bought minecraft but it still says user not premium.
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#245 [01:37] <almostroot> phoenix23: Takes time.
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#247 [01:38] <by_bako> almostroot: i shutdown windows firewall. but still cant login..
#248 [01:39] <vH> almostroot: i will hit allow for java to run then origanl minecraft backgroud starts with updating as a headliner then white screen then black screen it will freeze from there
#249 [01:39] <almostroot> by_bako: I have no idea what the cracked version changed. Try restoring to a previous state.
#250 [01:39] <almostroot> vH: Double check java here please:
#251 [01:39] <almostroot> ??> vH java/version
#252 [01:39] <VoxelHead> vH: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#253 [01:39] <VoxelHead> vH: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#254 [01:39] <by_bako> almostroot: ok thx for helping me! :)
#255 [01:40] <almostroot> by_bako: Good luck.
#256 [01:41] <almostroot> whisker: What is the output of java -version
#257 [01:41] <almostroot> ?
#258 [01:42] <whisker> java version "1.6.0_26"
#259 [01:42] <vH> i am reinstaling java
#260 [01:42] <whisker> Java HotSpot(TM) Server VM (build 20.1-b02, mixed mode)
#261 [01:44] <vH> im ust close this page to update brb
#262 [01:46] <almostroot> whisker: Server or client version of Minecraft?
#263 [01:46] <phoenix23> is there any way to check if i have purchased the game?
#264 [01:47] <almostroot> ??> phoenix23 payment
#265 [01:47] <VoxelHead> phoenix23: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#266 [01:47] <VoxelHead> phoenix23: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#267 [01:47] <whisker> almostroot: Client, it's just the minecraft.jar from the site. It runs up through the updating process and then comes to a black screen and these exceptions are given
#268 [01:48] <phoenix23> alright thanks for your help
#269 [01:49] <almostroot> whisker: HAve you tried running it with this line: java -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
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#271 [01:49] <vH> ok i am back
#272 [01:49] <whisker> almostroot: yes, I had the same issue
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#274 [01:53] <vH> almostroot i have reinstalled java and i still have the same problem
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#276 [01:55] <almostroot> whisker: Nuke everything in the .minecraft directory in your home directory except saves and try running a fresh copy of the minecraft jar with this: java -d32 -Xms256M -Xmx 1024M -jar minecraft.jar
#277 [01:56] <almostroot> vH: Turns white then black?
#278 [01:56] <Schala_Zeal> I'm having trouble with building a fireplace. Every stone I try the fire seems to burn through, even obsidian
#279 [01:56] <Schala_Zeal> the block I craft the fireplace from not the incense itself
#280 [01:57] <almostroot> Schala_Zeal: "Fire will also catch fire on any surface exposed to a 3x3x6 area whose base starts at the base of the block the fire is on top of. Example, even if the fire is complete enclosed by 26 non flammable blocks a flammable block 4 blocks above the fire (3 above the enclosure) will eventually burn. To make a fireplace, any flammable blocks that shares a surface with this 3x3x6 column must be covered by a non-flammable block."
#281 [01:58] <vH> yes
#282 [01:58] <almostroot> vH: Can you run a dxdiag for me please?
#283 [01:58] <almostroot> ??> vH win/dxdiag
#284 [01:58] <VoxelHead> vH: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#285 [01:58] <VoxelHead> vH: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#286 [02:00] <Schala_Zeal> hmm... after reading that a few times I'm rather confused... would it be better just to remove the wood planks that cover the exposure of the obsidian fireplace from the outside?
#287 [02:01] <Schala_Zeal> sort of like how a real chimney juts out of a house?
#288 [02:02] <Schala_Zeal> or should I build the fireplace out of something like..........iron blocks?
#289 [02:03] <almostroot> Schala_Zeal: Most likely. Anything within a column three blocks by three blocks wide and six blocks up from the block the fire is set on can be caught on fire.
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#291 [02:04] <Schala_Zeal> hmm cause I remember making a McDonald's replica and the kitchen stove was basically fire sandwiched between iron blocks
#292 [02:04] <Schala_Zeal> my friend**
#293 [02:05] * almostroot has no idea why anyone would make anything related to mcdonald's. ;)
#293 [02:07] <Schala_Zeal> yeah me neither... place makes me feel icky after trying the food
#294 [02:07] <Schala_Zeal> but I was amazed by the stove being like an iron fireplace
#295 [02:07] <vH> http://pastebin.com/rGWWVvEN
#296 [02:08] <almostroot> vH: One issue is that you only have a gigabyte of memory, the other is that your graphics card drivers are from 2006.
#297 [02:08] <vH> this is not my main computer
#298 [02:09] <almostroot> vH: I really don;t see your system running minecraf ton vista with only 1GB of memory.
#299 [02:09] <vH> but is there anything i could do?
#300 [02:09] <almostroot> First, update the drivers. finding them now.
#301 [02:10] <almostroot> vH: Download and install these drivers. From 2008, but still newer than what you have. http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16312&ProdId=2301&lang=eng
#302 [02:11] <vH> doing so now
#303 [02:16] <iMike23> Can anyone help me with my sound?
#304 [02:17] <almostroot> iMike23: I can hear you just fine. ;)
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#306 [02:28] <almostroot> mib_4lkqhg: Ask your question here.
#307 [02:28] <whisker> it is not a symlink
#308 [02:28] <mib_4lkqhg> I don't have a question, well sorta, more of a business proposal
#309 [02:28] <almostroot> mib_4lkqhg: Wrong place.
#310 [02:29] <mib_4lkqhg> I've been looking but no email is listed anywhere
#311 [02:29] <almostroot> mib_4lkqhg: E-mail for who?
#312 [02:29] <iMike23> almostroot Also when I try to edit my sound, my minecraft crashes and this error report comes up. http://pastebin.com/8YpcAZyc
#313 [02:30] <almostroot> whisker: Did you manually install java or use an rpm/dep/repository?
#314 [02:30] <mib_4lkqhg> Ok
#315 [02:30] <whisker> almostroot: repository
#316 [02:30] <mib_4lkqhg> Just wanted to also say I love this game
#317 [02:31] <almostroot> iMike23: Try not editing the files, just deleting everything in .minecraft except saves and running the client and choosing to update.
#318 [02:31] <almostroot> whisker: Ubuntu I assume?
#319 [02:31] <whisker> almostroot: Arch Linux actually
#320 [02:31] <whisker> I'm using the pacman repositories
#321 [02:31] <iMike23> almostroot: I have no saves, as I usually play Multiplayer. Should I still do it?
#322 [02:32] * almostroot dies a little. ;P
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#323 [02:32] <almostroot> iMike23: Then you can delete it all.
#324 [02:32] <whisker> Not a fan of Arch? haha
#325 [02:32] <iMike23> Okay.
#326 [02:32] <almostroot> whisker: I teach RHEL/CentOS.
#327 [02:33] <whisker> Ahhh, well I used to run Fedora Core which puts me a little closer to home with RHEL. ;P
#328 [02:33] <iMike23> almostroot: Still crashed.
#329 [02:34] <almostroot> whisker: Looks like the default variables relating to garbage collection on java are causing some issues. Or there are multiple instances of java still running minecraft.
#330 [02:35] <almostroot> whisker: Do a ps aux and see if there are any instances that hung around. Try a kill -15 and if they don;t die, send in the navy seals and kill 'em with fire, kill -9
#331 [02:35] <almostroot> iMike23: Same error?
#332 [02:36] <iMike23> Yup.
#333 [02:36] <whisker> Haha, I like you. ps aux claims no processes to be running matching 'java' or 'minecraft'
#334 [02:37] <almostroot> whisker: Try jre or manually look through the process list. Sometimes it likes to masquerade under lwjgl or something wonky.
#335 [02:38] <almostroot> iMike23: Changing the system's OpenAL dlls is outside of my scope and not something I would recommend. Either run through that link you posted on correcting it ne more time, or restore to default.
#336 [02:39] <iMike23> Okay, thanks for your help anyway.
#337 [02:39] <almostroot> iMike23: Sorry I could't help more.
#338 [02:40] <iMike23> No problem, I understand. You tried. :)
#339 [02:40] <whisker> almostroot: ran through the whole list and didnt see anything, did see chrome running and killed it just incase attempting in browser left it hanging, and tried to run again with the same error.
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#341 [02:44] <whisker> OK, thanks I will try those
#342 [02:44] <almostroot> Link to the real man's java downloads: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u26-download-400751.html
#343 [02:45] <almostroot> Installation instructions for the self-extracting installer: http://www.java.com/en/download/help/linux_install.xml#selfextracting
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#345 [02:55] <Wug> wswWHO DARES SUMMON THE MIGHTY WUG AS HE WATCHES THE 3D MIDNIGHT SCREENING OF THE LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE, FOR WHICH HE AND HIS FRIENDS MANAGED TO GET THE LAST 3 TICKETS
#346 [02:56] <almostroot> Probably someone in #circlejerk
#347 [02:56] <Dark_Technician> Fred Fred Burger does.
#348 [02:56] <Fred> wat
#349 [02:56] <Dark_Technician> xD
#350 [02:56] <Fred> WAT
#351 [02:56] <Fred> WHO SUMMONED ME
#352 [02:57] <whisker> It seems that using the other .so's from sourceforge resulted back into the getPointer error from before, and the self extracted jre still seemed to yield the same errors... hmm, I'm quite confused at this point personally.
#353 [02:58] <almostroot> whisker: Me thinks it is Java. Clear .minecraft and install java manually.
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#356 [03:04] <thalakos315> so i have an issue
#357 [03:04] <thalakos315> when i open minecraft.exe the minecraft launcher
#358 [03:04] <whisker> almostroot: after installing java into a directory in my home dir, minecraft crashes with an error report but gives same exceptions as before about LWJGL context may be instantiated ... etc
#359 [03:04] <thalakos315> it hangs.. lags my system, and does nothing.. no windows
#360 [03:05] <thalakos315> anyone had this issue before? any ideas on a fix? i've done the usual reinstalling java, deleting the .minecraft folder all that jazz..
#361 [03:06] <almostroot> whisker: Does not compute. Grrrr.
#362 [03:06] <thalakos315> won't even launch to redownload the files
#363 [03:06] <almostroot> thalakos315: How much memory does your system have?
#364 [03:06] <Wug> it doesnt seem like a memory issue
#365 [03:06] <thalakos315> 4gb ram
#366 [03:07] <Wug> more like a weird conflict with a window manager or something
#367 [03:07] <thalakos315> the odd thing is..
#368 [03:07] <thalakos315> it was running fine yesterday
#369 [03:07] <almostroot> thalakos315: Word. Latest driver from the graphics card manufacturor?
#370 [03:07] <almostroot> You change anything...?
#371 [03:07] <thalakos315> yup all drivers are up to date
#372 [03:07] <thalakos315> nope haven't changed anything
#373 [03:07] <Wug> did you restart?
#374 [03:07] <thalakos315> maybe the way i'm sitting in the chair.. ;)
#375 [03:07] <thalakos315> yup restarted.
#376 [03:07] <Wug> huh
#377 [03:08] <Wug> it didnt install any updates or anything?
#378 [03:08] <almostroot> thalakos315: Try running it while doing a handstand and operating the mouse with your left foot. Take pictures.
#379 [03:08] <thalakos315> i'd be horribly out of frame.. and i think the angle would make me look fat.. so no pictures
#380 [03:08] <thalakos315> no no updates
#381 [03:09] <almostroot> Does it work in a browser? And have you tried using a batch script to run the .jar?
#382 [03:09] <thalakos315> I'm an IT guy.. i know the usual tricks, but this one has me a little stumped.. figured somebody here might know more, or have a different idea
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#384 [03:09] <thalakos315> yup works in a browser
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#386 [03:11] <Wug> thalakos315, do java -version and paste the output. dont bother with pastebin
#387 [03:11] <whisker> almostroot: It's cool, is minecraft updated often maybe it is just a bug? I don't know enough about java to debug it myself or understnad the exceptions
#388 [03:13] <almostroot> whisker: the lwjgl handles interaction between the game and graphics/audio/input. Try rocking the proprietary GPU drivers if you're not already. Adjust the -Xmx option to lower than system memory. hopefully you have more than 1gb installed in the system.
#389 [03:14] <whisker> Yeah, 4GB
#390 [03:14] <whisker> I'll attempt to install the proprietary now
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#392 [03:18] <Wug> the proprietary drivers will probably perform better.
#393 [03:19] <Kealper> bleh....internet asploded a bit ago
#394 [03:19] <Kealper> !lookup kealper.com
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#396 [03:19] <Wug> !lookup google.com
#397 [03:19] <Kealper> aubot...?
#398 [03:19] <Wug> !myip
#399 [03:19] <Kealper> !load mod_bot
#400 [03:19] <Kealper> useless bot
#401 [03:20] <Wug> !lookup google.com
#402 [03:20] <Kealper> !lookup kealper.com
#403 [03:20] <Kealper> gg
#404 [03:20] <Wug> lol
#405 [03:20] <Kealper> guess my new ip is quite new, instead of just one that was recycled
#406 [03:20] <rumpler> i accidentley deleted minecraft.jar on my computer anyone know how to get it back
#407 [03:21] <biox111> hey when i just downloaded Minecraft and when i try login it says user not premin (i havent bourt it yet) but when i try to play offline it says not downloaded!?!?!
#408 [03:22] * Kealper goes back to working on crap like updating all the dns entries for his domains, etc
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#409 [03:23] <rumpler> I accidentley deleted the minecraft.jar file on my computer anyone know how to get it back?????
#410 [03:23] <Wug> ?? forceupdate
#411 [03:23] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#412 [03:23] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#413 [03:23] <Wug> someone needs to change their nick to forceupdate so I can tab complete it
#414 [03:23] <Milk> Why does my account say im not a premium
#415 [03:23] <biox111> hey when i just downloaded Minecraft and when i try login it says user not premin (i havent bourt it yet) but when i try to play offline it says not downloaded!?!?!
#416 [03:24] <biox111> pleas help!
#417 [03:24] <Milk> your suppose to buy it
#418 [03:24] <Milk> you just cant play it
#419 [03:24] <biox111> oh
#420 [03:24] <Milk> you got to play the outdated version on the website
#421 [03:24] <biox111> ok ill buy it latter
#422 [03:24] <biox111> thx
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#424 [03:25] <jamietech> hi
#425 [03:25] <jamietech> hw i gt mc
#426 [03:25] <Wug> use whole words.
#427 [03:25] <Milk> well i bought the game and it says im not premium :[
#428 [03:25] <Wug> Milk, wait a while
#429 [03:25] <Wug> sometimes takes a day or 2
#430 [03:25] <jamietech> hw i gt mc?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#431 [03:25] <jamietech> im joking
#432 [03:25] <Wug> use whole words and dont spam. buy it on the website
#433 [03:26] <Wug> seriously, we have enough to deal with without stuff like that
#434 [03:26] <jamietech> wat
#435 [03:26] <Milk> its been 2 weeks tho
#436 [03:26] <Wug> Milk, what's your account name
#437 [03:26] <jdog> i tried to instal an hd texture pack and now its say minecraft has crashed everytime i open it
#438 [03:26] <Milk> MilknCerea1
#439 [03:26] <Wug> !paid MilknCerea1
#440 [03:26] <Wug> you've paid
#441 [03:26] <Milk> but it says im not premium
#442 [03:27] <jamietech> Milk: open minecraft
#443 [03:27] <Wug> did you pirate the game before buying it?
#444 [03:27] <jamietech> connect to the internet
#445 [03:27] <Wug> ?? hosts
#446 [03:27] <jamietech> and login
#447 [03:27] <Milk> i bought the game
#448 [03:27] <Milk> no pirate
#449 [03:27] <Wug> lol he is connected to the internet
#450 [03:27] <Wug> <AuBot> MilknCerea1 has paid for Minecraft!
#451 [03:27] <Wug> you have paid. make sure you're using the right username
#452 [03:28] <Wug> ??> jdog forceupdate
#453 [03:28] <Milk> ya not working
#454 [03:28] <VoxelHead> jdog: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#455 [03:28] <VoxelHead> jdog: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#456 [03:28] <jamietech> what is a VoxelHead
#457 [03:28] <Wug> milk, go here: http://www.minecraft.net/login.jsp
#458 [03:28] <Wug> then log in
#459 [03:28] <jamietech> is it a mirc person running a script?
#460 [03:28] <Wug> vox is a bot
#461 [03:28] <jamietech> mmk
#462 [03:28] <jamietech> lotsabots
#463 [03:29] <Milk> im in
#464 [03:29] <jamietech> lol eggdrop
#465 [03:29] <jdog> no like after th mojax thing it says minecraft crashed
#466 [03:29] <Wug> milk - http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#467 [03:29] <Wug> jdog, I know
#468 [03:29] <Milk> it shows the buy button
#469 [03:29] <Wug> ??> jdog forceupdate
#470 [03:29] <VoxelHead> jdog: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#471 [03:29] <VoxelHead> jdog: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#472 [03:30] <jamietech> !paid Wug
#473 [03:30] <Wug> my username isnt wug
#474 [03:30] <jamietech> :O
#475 [03:30] <Milk> !paid Milkncerea1
#476 [03:30] <Milk> :[
#477 [03:30] <Wug> milk, make absolutely sure you're using the right account name
#478 [03:30] <jamietech> !paid jamietech
#479 [03:30] <Wug> I'd bet $100 you;re mistyping it
#480 [03:30] <Milk> nope
#481 [03:31] <Wug> ?? teamviewer
#482 [03:31] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#483 [03:31] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#484 [03:31] <Wug> milk ^ follow
#485 [03:31] <jdog> idk where options is at
#486 [03:31] <Milk> free version
#487 [03:31] <Milk> ?
#488 [03:31] <Wug> jdog, its right above the login button
#489 [03:31] <Wug> milk, teamviewer is free.
#490 [03:32] <Milk> k
#491 [03:32] <Milk> done
#492 [03:32] <Wug> pm me teamviewer id and password
#493 [03:32] <jdog> its not on mine
#494 [03:32] <Milk> how you pm
#495 [03:32] <Milk> ./pm?
#496 [03:32] <Wug> jdog, update to the new launcher
#497 [03:32] <Wug> milk, yes
#498 [03:32] <Wug> ?? client
#499 [03:33] <Wug> !client
#500 [03:33] <Milk> did i send it
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#502 [03:33] <Wug> dont include the + in the anem
#503 [03:33] <Wug> name*
#504 [03:34] <Milk> wug 741 881 588
#505 [03:34] <Wug> need the password too
#506 [03:34] <Milk> wug 9374
#507 [03:35] <Wug> ok, try to log in for me
#508 [03:35] <Wug> you're spelling the username wrong
#509 [03:35] <Milk> what you mean?
#510 [03:35] <Wug> I'll show you
#511 [03:35] <Wug> now its failing for some other reason
#512 [03:36] <Wug> try updating java
#513 [03:36] <Wug> you should be able to play online now
#514 [03:37] <Wug> your username ends in a 1 not a l
#515 [03:38] <Wug> that'll be $100.
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#518 [03:44] <MilknCereal> test
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#523 [03:54] <shortybsd> where do i report game bugs at?
#524 [03:54] <jamietech> get satisfaction
#525 [03:54] <jamietech> or on the wiki
#526 [03:54] <jamietech> ask wug though
#527 [03:54] <Wug> ??
#528 [03:54] <jamietech> 17:54 shortybsd • where do i report game bugs at?
#529 [03:54] <Wug> there's a bug tracker page on the wiki
#530 [03:54] <Wug> typically, getsatisfaction is the best place to put them
#531 [03:54] <shortybsd> this is a common bug suprised it hasnt been fixed
#532 [03:55] <Wug> though mojang does check the wiki bug page here and there
#533 [03:55] <Wug> also, an easy typo of wiki is wolo.
#534 [03:55] <Wug> and what bug is it
#535 [03:56] <shortybsd> spawn-radius / spawn-protection. on the edge block where players can build and what not .. they can delete a block but not place a block on the first one past the edge
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#537 [03:58] <shortybsd> also when are they going to fix the x,y,z coordinates. the y and z are backwards and have been since day one. the xyz coordinates have always been a form of cartesian coordinate system. guess the developers were a bit dyslexic.
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#540 [04:02] <WoM-Guest> can someone help me set up s server
#541 [04:03] <shortybsd> which version ?
#542 [04:05] <WoM-Guest> 1.7
#543 [04:05] <shortybsd> what do you need help with or what is your question regarding the server
#544 [04:06] * Wug goes to bed
#544 [04:06] <shortybsd> night Wug
#545 [04:06] <WoM-Guest> i dont know how to make it i downloaded everything but i cant figure out what to do
#546 [04:06] <shortybsd> you download minecraft_server.exe .. put it in its own folder example c:\MyMCServer
#547 [04:06] <shortybsd> run the executable it will then create a bunch of files
#548 [04:06] <shortybsd> stop the server
#549 [04:07] <WoM-Guest> k let me try that
#550 [04:07] <shortybsd> open up server.properties file and edit it to your taste
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#552 [04:08] <WoM-Guest> how can i stop it
#553 [04:09] <shortybsd> also remember if you changed the world name it will be safe to delete the world and world_nether folder as it is wated space
#554 [04:09] <shortybsd> type stop in the console
#555 [04:09] <shortybsd> if it is your first time running just hit the X
#556 [04:09] <shortybsd> no need to wait for it to generate the world named "world"
#557 [04:11] <WoM-Guest> ok its finished loading all the spawn points now what
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#559 [04:11] <shortybsd> did u change the setting in server.properties
#560 [04:11] <whisker> almostroot: if you're still around, I'm not getting a fatal error by JRE, not even an exception
#561 [04:11] <WoM-Guest> how do i do that
#562 [04:12] <shortybsd> edit the server/properties file
#563 [04:12] <shortybsd> server.properties
#564 [04:12] <WoM-Guest> i cant edit it its a single page file
#565 [04:13] <shortybsd> download notepad++ :)
#566 [04:13] <WoM-Guest> ok thanks
#567 [04:13] <shortybsd> or right click the file open with notepad
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#570 [04:17] <tuff> Hello?
#571 [04:18] <shortybsd> hello as a question ?
#572 [04:18] <tuff> Indeed.
#573 [04:18] <tuff> I've got a problem that I have a friend experiencing, anyone available to help?
#574 [04:18] <shortybsd> i can try, what kind of problem are you guys having?
#575 [04:19] <tuff> He's got a problem with the game's 'speed'; He's literally given speed hacks without doing anything, and he doesn't want them..
#576 [04:19] <shortybsd> ahh i have a friend that had the same issue
#577 [04:19] <shortybsd> click start > run > type %minecraft% hit enter
#578 [04:19] <tuff> His game runs about 10x faster then usual, I've tried changing his system clock after reading some stuff and nothing can seem to fix it.
#579 [04:20] <shortybsd> backup his screenshots and save files but wipe everything else out in that directory
#580 [04:20] <shortybsd> my friend had the same issue it was a corrupt download of a jar file, there was no crc checking so it just let it work correupted or not
#581 [04:20] <shortybsd> corrupted*
#582 [04:20] <tuff> Alright let me give it a try.
#583 [04:21] <tuff> One second.
#584 [04:21] <shortybsd> one second is up !
#585 [04:21] <shortybsd> j/k :)
#586 [04:24] <tuff> He's moving even faster now -.-
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#588 [04:27] <tuff> Anymore Idea's?
#589 [04:32] <shortybsd> is he running the 680 amd processor?
#590 [04:33] <shortybsd> the 680 is the quad-core 4.2GHz
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#594 [04:37] <sprog> I have a Mac 23` and when i try to run minecraft classic (both mp and sp) nothing happens. I just get a black screen there where the game should be.
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#598 [04:38] <sprocket> Hi.
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#600 [04:39] <lildevil888> can some1 help me?
#601 [04:40] <lildevil888> anybody>
#602 [04:40] <sprog> With?
#603 [04:41] <lildevil888> well, when i start minecraft it goes straight to th update screen (ive already updated) and the green bar stops at about a centimeter from the end and wont move, so i cant play
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#605 [04:42] <gPad2002> Just as I was about to explain
#606 [04:42] <gPad2002> Oh we
#607 [04:42] <gPad2002> L
#608 [04:42] <gPad2002> Well*
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#612 [04:55] <bugweiser> hello ?
#613 [04:55] <bugweiser> new to this so can someone help ?
#614 [04:56] <spawn2909> hallo kann jemand hier deutsch oder gibt es ein deutsches irc
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#616 [04:57] <bugweiser> hmm do you speak english ?
#617 [04:57] <babajaga888> helo !
#618 [04:57] <spawn2909> no sry
#619 [04:57] <babajaga888> i cant connect to minecfrat.net in the game
#620 [04:57] <babajaga888> what should i do ?
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#622 [04:57] <bugweiser> can anyone help me im trying to run minecraft but its not poping up
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#624 [04:58] <babajaga888> i cant connect to minecraft.net in the game what should i do ?
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#626 [05:00] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :No one can connect to minecraft.net?
#627 [05:00] <babajaga888> i cant
#628 [05:00] <babajaga888> for like 2 days
#629 [05:00] <bugweiser> im on it right now what you mean no one can connect to it
#630 [05:00] <babajaga888> when i enter the game
#631 [05:00] <babajaga888> enter my mogin and password
#632 [05:00] <babajaga888> it says
#633 [05:01] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :You talking about a server called "minecraft.net"
#634 [05:01] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Oh.
#635 [05:01] <bugweiser> im just trying to get my freaking minecraft to open
#636 [05:01] <babajaga888> cant connect minecradft.net
#637 [05:01] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Some people are having probs with that :\ Im not
#638 [05:01] <babajaga888> im in france
#639 [05:01] <babajaga888> maybe diffrent server
#640 [05:01] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Im in New Zealand. Maybe
#641 [05:02] <babajaga888> what should i do ?
#642 [05:03] <bugweiser> have no clue but my best though is to restart if it work before just restore idk if it work though
#643 [05:08] <babajaga888> restore idk ?
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#646 [05:13] <iisinx> Anyone helpful here?
#647 [05:14] <gPad2002> That depends on the problem
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#649 [05:16] <iisinx> I have a friend's game who keeps having his Minecraft randomly speed up, Its like he has speedhacks without wanting them.
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#651 [05:19] <Kus> would someone like to see my newest creation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOEGuf1XoAc
#652 [05:20] <Mattz0r> lol
#653 [05:20] <Mattz0r> nice
#654 [05:21] <gPad2002> iisinx: I've heard of that
#655 [05:21] <babajaga888> can you make a tutorial
#656 [05:21] <gPad2002> But I don't know how to fix it
#657 [05:21] <babajaga888> or a plan
#658 [05:21] <Kus> babajaga888: are you talking to me?
#659 [05:21] <babajaga888> yep
#660 [05:21] <Kus> well... it would take me a looooong time...
#661 [05:22] <Mattz0r> lol
#662 [05:22] <Kus> but if there will be enough views and enough people wanting to see a tutorial... i will do it :D
#663 [05:22] <babajaga888> i post it on my forum
#664 [05:23] <Kus> there is also a post on the minecraftforum.net
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#690 [07:11] <Cagz> any1 here able to help me?
#691 [07:12] <lemon-rev> maybe
#692 [07:12] <lemon-rev> whats up
#693 [07:12] <lemon-rev> ?
#694 [07:13] <gPad2002> lol
#695 [07:14] <lemon-rev> o k then
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#698 [07:19] <mib_cjqcsu> anyone here
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#700 [07:19] <mr_fribble> INTERNAL EXCEPTION JAVA.NET.SOCKETEXCEPTION CONNECTION RESETthis is what comes when im trying to join a server ive tried everything i have reinstalled the game twice and i have updated java several times and i dont know what to do any more
#701 [07:19] <mib_cjqcsu> i can't play online
#702 [07:19] <mib_cjqcsu> i've installed it
#703 [07:20] <mib_cjqcsu> but not able to play in browse so no multiplayer
#704 [07:20] <mib_cjqcsu> all that comes up is a white box with a red cross in it, in the top let corner
#705 [07:20] <mib_cjqcsu> any help?
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#708 [07:23] <mib_cjqcsu> guess not
#709 [07:23] <mib_cjqcsu> pls
#710 [07:23] <norbert118> hi can u help
#711 [07:25] <mib_cjqcsu> probs not but maybe
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#714 [07:36] <skippydippy> hi i need some help
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#716 [07:37] <JohnEBH> skippydippy, Go ahead
#717 [07:37] <skippydippy> i start minecraft and it starts up and stopes halfway into the loading screen
#718 [07:37] <skippydippy> i updated java 10 times now
#719 [07:37] <JohnEBH> ??> skippydippy win/reinst
#720 [07:37] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#721 [07:37] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#722 [07:37] <skippydippy> and it stil doesnt worl
#723 [07:37] <JohnEBH> Have yo done that? ^^
#724 [07:37] <JohnEBH> you*
#725 [07:38] <skippydippy> not yet
#726 [07:38] <JohnEBH> skippydippy, Then yeah, go ahead try this
#727 [07:39] <skippydippy> trying it right now
#728 [07:39] <skippydippy> omg thanks sooooo much it wokd
#729 [07:39] <skippydippy> worked
#730 [07:39] <skippydippy> tyvm sooooo mcuh
#731 [07:40] <JohnEBH> Np!
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#736 [07:43] <charmander> please help me
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#738 [07:44] <lemon-rev> charmander whats up ?
#739 [07:46] <lemon-rev> fine everyone ignore me then
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#741 [07:46] <charmander> I can't install/unintall or reinstall java
#742 [07:46] <lemon-rev> what you mean ?
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#744 [07:46] <lemon-rev> why not ? what are you trying to do ?
#745 [07:46] <JohnEBH> 05CAAA67C, Sure
#746 [07:46] <JohnEBH> lemon-rev, I won't ignore you =D
#747 [07:46] <charmander> it doesn't work anymore so i want it to work again
#748 [07:47] <lemon-rev> hahahahah
#749 [07:47] <JohnEBH> lemon-rev, Unless I'm busy in minecraft XD
#750 [07:47] <lemon-rev> ty johnebh for your confine :)
#751 [07:47] <JohnEBH> ??> charmander win/JavaRA
#752 [07:47] <lemon-rev> yea like most of us :)
#753 [07:47] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#754 [07:47] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#755 [07:47] <JohnEBH> That should remove java completely =O
#756 [07:47] <JohnEBH> Then reinstall java
#757 [07:47] <charmander> ok
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#759 [07:48] <lemon-rev> john i didnt know bot had that command :P
#760 [07:48] <JohnEBH> He does ;)
#761 [07:48] <lemon-rev> i see
#762 [07:48] <JohnEBH> Wait is Voxel a He? XD
#763 [07:48] <JohnEBH> Pretty sure it's "it" >.<"
#764 [07:48] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#765 [07:48] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#766 [07:48] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#767 [07:48] <lemon-rev> hahahahaha
#768 [07:49] <charmander> but I have the latest vesion
#769 [07:49] <charmander> already
#770 [07:49] <lemon-rev> charmander it could have been currupted ,
#771 [07:49] <lemon-rev> just please test for us
#772 [07:50] <charmander> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#773 [07:50] <lemon-rev> charmander did you install a mod ?
#774 [07:51] <charmander> no before I downloaded mods it broke
#775 [07:51] <lemon-rev> ok so what you do to it this time for this error to occur
#776 [07:51] <JohnEBH> charmander, I'm assuming you didn't use JavaRA to "remove older versions of java"
#777 [07:51] <JohnEBH> charmander, Old installations stick
#778 [07:51] <JohnEBH> charmander, Even if they dont show
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#780 [07:52] <charmander> I DID IT FOR THE OLDER VERSIONS BUT THE LATEST VERSION IS BROKEEN
#781 [07:52] * JohnEBH sigh.
#781 [07:52] <lemon-rev> ??> charmander win/reinst
#782 [07:52] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#783 [07:52] <JohnEBH> charmander, Did you use the JavaRA tool?
#784 [07:52] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#785 [07:53] <charmander> yes I used JavaRa
#786 [07:53] <figaro> i just bought minecraft and it said bad video card drivers. what does that mean? Please help
#787 [07:53] <JohnEBH> charmander, And you reinstalled the current java as I said yes?
#788 [07:53] <JohnEBH> figaro, Update video card drivers
#789 [07:53] <JohnEBH> figaro, Do you know what GPU card you have atm?
#790 [07:53] <lemon-rev> figaro your not trying classic by anychance did you ?
#791 [07:54] <charmander> yes but it get stuck when it is almost finished
#792 [07:54] <lemon-rev> charmander login to minecraft.net and click broswer on home page please
#793 [07:54] <charmander> ok
#794 [07:54] <figaro> No i just bought the game tried to play it on my computer and it said that it's the most newest version
#795 [07:55] <lemon-rev> johnebh ?? win/dxdiag
#796 [07:55] <JohnEBH> Yeah
#797 [07:55] <JohnEBH> Time for that since he won't seem to answer me
#798 [07:55] <JohnEBH> XD
#799 [07:55] <lemon-rev> ??> figaro win/dxdiag
#800 [07:55] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#801 [07:55] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#802 [07:55] <lemon-rev> he answered but not to your question
#803 [07:56] <figaro> VoxelHead in what box
#804 [07:56] <lemon-rev> ?? bot
#805 [07:56] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#806 [07:56] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#807 [07:57] <lemon-rev> figaro what are you trying to ask ?
#808 [07:57] <charmander> it say that I have to install activeX
#809 [07:57] <JohnEBH> Argh
#810 [07:57] <JohnEBH> IE
#811 [07:57] <lemon-rev> charmander then do so
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#813 [07:58] <JohnEBH> ??> charmander win/ie
#814 [07:58] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#815 [07:58] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#816 [07:59] <charmander> it say's i cant besauce the publisher is unknown
#817 [07:59] <JohnEBH> ^^
#818 [07:59] <JohnEBH> Your fix for that would be up there
#819 [08:00] <charmander> alright
#820 [08:00] <lemon-rev> johnebh this is what i hate about windows 7
#821 [08:00] <JohnEBH> loool
#822 [08:01] <charmander> why cant you play minecraft in a webbrowser if you have mods installed
#823 [08:02] <JohnEBH> charmander, You can o.o
#824 [08:02] <JohnEBH> charmander, Who told you that?
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#826 [08:03] <sinner> help
#827 [08:03] <lemon-rev> sinner with sinning ?
#828 [08:03] <sinner> i cant run the game
#829 [08:03] <sinner> cause
#830 [08:03] <sinner> it
#831 [08:03] <sinner> says
#832 [08:03] <charmander> always i have mods installed I could not play on minecraft.net
#833 [08:04] <JohnEBH> sinner, Write in sentences...
#834 [08:04] <JohnEBH> You got flagged by our bot for spamming
#835 [08:04] <JohnEBH> Like twice
#836 [08:04] <lemon-rev> yup
#837 [08:04] * lemon-rev thinks he sinned far too much :P
#837 [08:04] <sinner> i cant run the game cause it says you are not premium
#838 [08:04] <sinner> help
#839 [08:05] <JohnEBH> Minecraft user name?
#840 [08:05] <lemon-rev> sinner did you buy the game ?
#841 [08:05] <sinner> yes
#842 [08:05] <JohnEBH> Your minecraft username
#843 [08:05] <JohnEBH> Tell meeeh
#844 [08:05] <sinner> sinner99
#845 [08:05] <JohnEBH> !paid sinner99
#846 [08:05] <JohnEBH> Hasn't gone through yet
#847 [08:05] <JohnEBH> How long has it been?
#848 [08:05] <sinner> what????!!!
#849 [08:06] <sinner> 1 day
#850 [08:06] <lemon-rev> sinner check your bank account and see if the payment went though
#851 [08:06] <sinner> ok thanks
#852 [08:06] <JohnEBH> If you're going impatient... and you know it's already been deducted
#853 [08:06] <JohnEBH> ??> sinner support
#854 [08:06] <VoxelHead> sinner: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#855 [08:06] <JohnEBH> Once you found out if it's been deducted then fill out a form
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#857 [08:07] <lemon-rev> johnebh nn :)
#858 [08:07] <JohnEBH> Nom nom? =O
#859 [08:07] <JohnEBH> DON'T EAT MEH!
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#862 [08:17] <Graversimen> hi
#863 [08:17] <Graversimen> bye xD
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#868 [08:27] <Disturbed164> hello
#869 [08:27] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Hi!
#870 [08:27] <Disturbed164> i have a problem
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#872 [08:28] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Explain
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#876 [08:30] <wippler> with java version do I need for minecraft JRE/SDK
#877 [08:30] <Disturbed164> I have a problem with my graphics card runs minecraft on it but it is not the latest version
#878 [08:31] <Disturbed164> sprecht ihr deutsch ? speak germany ?
#879 [08:31] <JohnEBH> wippler, Update 26
#880 [08:31] <wippler> ok
#881 [08:31] <JohnEBH> Nope
#882 [08:31] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Nope, But what GPU do you have?
#883 [08:32] <Disturbed164> GPU ?
#884 [08:32] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Graphics card
#885 [08:32] <Disturbed164> Nvidia geforce 9600 gt
#886 [08:33] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Windows (7,Vista,XP) (32 or 64Bit)?
#887 [08:34] <Disturbed164> windows 7 ultimate 32 bit
#888 [08:34] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Here you are http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
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#890 [08:35] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, You need to install these new drivers
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#892 [08:37] <Zerlink> I bought damn game but have no still confirm email ! still have no premium
#893 [08:37] <Zerlink> what is this
#894 [08:37] <Zerlink> Waiting for 2 days
#895 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> What did you pay with?
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#897 [08:37] <Zerlink> master card
#898 [08:38] <gPad2002> ~stfu McPlusPlus
#899 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> Did you check your credit card? See if money was charged to Mojang AB
#900 [08:38] <Zerlink> yeah
#901 [08:38] <Disturbed164> ok I am going to the new instalation
#902 [08:38] <JohnEBH> McPlusPlus, ? o.o"
#903 [08:38] <Disturbed164> thanks for help
#904 [08:38] <JohnEBH> Disturbed164, Np!
#905 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> Zerlink - Yeah...?
#906 [08:39] <gPad2002> JohnEBH: It's a bot
#907 [08:39] <Zerlink> Checked..
#908 [08:39] <JohnEBH> gPad2002, Why are you so mean to him? D=
#909 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> Zerlink - And was a payment made, from your mastercard?
#910 [08:39] <Zerlink> yessss
#911 [08:39] <gPad2002> JohnEBH: Ok, let me demonstrate
#912 [08:40] <gPad2002> ~speak
#913 [08:40] <gPad2002> http://google.com
#914 [08:40] <JohnEBH> o.o
#915 [08:40] <McPlusPlus> "Google" at google.com
#916 [08:40] <gPad2002> ~stfu
#917 [08:40] <JohnEBH> Trololol
#918 [08:40] <gPad2002> :P
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#920 [08:40] <Zerlink> now what
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#922 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> Zerlink - Then, are you sure you're using the right account? What minecraft account did you use to pay under?
#923 [08:41] <Zerlink> %100 sure
#924 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried logging into the minecraft account using the downloaded client yet?
#925 [08:42] <Zerlink> yes said 'not premium'
#926 [08:42] <JohnEBH> Zerlink, Username for the account please...
#927 [08:43] <Zerlink> Zerlink
#928 [08:43] <JohnEBH> !paid Zerlink
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#930 [08:43] <JohnEBH> ??> Zerlink Support
#931 [08:43] <VoxelHead> Zerlink: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#932 [08:43] <Zerlink> but
#933 [08:43] <Zerlink> system said
#934 [08:43] <Zerlink> Trans SUccesful
#935 [08:44] <Zerlink> ???????
#936 [08:44] <JohnEBH> Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel,
#937 [08:44] <JohnEBH> Could be Mojang's problem, just submit a support ticket
#938 [08:45] <Zerlink> yeah I submit but have no answer
#939 [08:45] <Zerlink> nvm...
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#944 [09:00] <Goht> hi
#945 [09:00] <Goht> got a problem while buying the game can someone help me pls?
#946 [09:00] <GreyVulpine> What problem?
#947 [09:01] <Goht> everytime i want to try to buy it says this bank account is already used
#948 [09:03] <GreyVulpine> I'm sorry, that's not really an issue we can deal with here. Try calling your bank
#949 [09:03] <Goht> hm kk thanks
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#954 [09:05] <babajaga888> hello
#955 [09:06] <babajaga888> when i start the game
#956 [09:06] <babajaga888> it says me
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#958 [09:06] <babajaga888> cant connect to minecra&ftnet
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#960 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to connect to minecraft.net via your browser?
#961 [09:08] <Snowblind> im trying to make my own custom texturepack by combining painterly and orginal, where is redstone repeater located in the orginal textures
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#964 [09:12] <babajaga888> yes i can
#965 [09:12] <babajaga888> but only by browser
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#967 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> babajaga888 - Then, first thing to check is whether or not your system time and date are correct
#968 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> Second thing to check, is your security software, make sure any firewalls you have have installed, are letting java through to the internet
#969 [09:14] <babajaga888> ok
#970 [09:19] <babajaga888> its work
#971 [09:19] <babajaga888> ok
#972 [09:19] <babajaga888> thanks dude
#973 [09:19] <babajaga888> if i were rich i would buy you a car
#974 [09:19] <babajaga888> im nit rich
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#980 [09:32] <cyrogirl> hi, m minecraft is having an issue where it closes whenever i log in offline, or whenever i click "play in browser" online. i've reinstalled java, updated my drivers and graphics card, and deleted minecraft from my desktop. do i need to delete the online stuff too? or could it be something else?
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#982 [09:33] <cyrogirl> hi
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#986 [09:35] <Goht> so got rid off the problem with the bank account is already used problem but it says now i should login into my moneybookers.com account but i picked sofortüberweisung.de as pay method(im from germany if its needed to know). is this a bug?
#987 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> I'm sorry, I'm not at all familiar with moneybookers.
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#990 [09:40] <cagz> any1 there?
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#996 [10:13] <s0cket> how do I play minecraft classic on the same ip as server? I have 2 machines, 1 server 1 client, other people can connect, but for me it gives error"failed to connect to server.It's probably down." I've tried clicking on the link with override value, still same error
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#1000 [10:23] <xolotl> s0cket: You connect to Classic servers via a URL, yes? What's the URL look like? (Feel free to obfuscate the IP/key/whatever)
#1001 [10:24] <s0cket> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=d2b222bb5383b9e6823394a9e557e131
#1002 [10:24] <s0cket> I also tried with override=true
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#1004 [10:29] <xolotl> s0cket: What platform are you on?
#1005 [10:30] <xolotl> s0cket: I don't really have any experience with Classic, but I'm guessing what happens is this:
#1006 [10:30] <s0cket> server:ubuntu server 11.04, client:windows xp sp3
#1007 [10:30] <xolotl> s0cket: That hash value ("server=xxx") is tied to an IP address in a database at www.minecraft.net; when you visit the URL, the applet goes and grabs the IP address from www.minecraft.net (using that hash) and then tries to connect to it
#1008 [10:31] <s0cket> meaning it uses external ip?(which I can't use)
#1009 [10:31] <xolotl> s0cket: People outside your network can connect because that IP is your external IP address, whereas you can't, because you're trying to use the external IP from inside your own network
#1010 [10:31] <xolotl> Right
#1011 [10:31] <xolotl> That's what I'd guess is happening, anyway
#1012 [10:31] <xolotl> Some routers will have an option to let you use the external IP from inside the local network; some don't
#1013 [10:32] <s0cket> I know about this because same thing happened with counter strike server, I had to use internal ip
#1014 [10:32] <s0cket> how do I use ip instead of hash though? just put it in the url?
#1015 [10:32] <xolotl> If digging around in the router config doesn't work, and you're savvy enough, you might be able to set up a local route on your local (client) machine, so that you can use the external IP from your client machine
#1016 [10:32] <xolotl> s0cket: AFAIK, you don't; you'll probably have to play some routing games
#1017 [10:33] <xolotl> (though I actually have virtually no experience with Classic, myself, so it's possible there's some way to do it)
#1018 [10:34] <xolotl> s0cket: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/46764-connect-to-a-server-with-same-ip-as-the-server/ seems to imply that you can use a URL such as http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?ip=192.168.1.2&port=25565&override=true
#1019 [10:34] <xolotl> s0cket: So maybe givej that a try (replacing the IP with the correct internal IP, of course)
#1020 [10:34] <xolotl> s/givej/give/
#1021 [10:34] <s0cket> right, I'll try that
#1022 [10:36] <Kus> hi... would someone like to see my newest creation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOEGuf1XoAc
#1023 [10:36] <s0cket> it works! thank you :)
#1024 [10:37] <xolotl> s0cket: Cool, enjoy
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#1026 [10:38] <xolotl> Kus: Pretty sweet; care to share a zip of the world dir?
#1027 [10:39] <Kus> the actual owner of the server is on vacation... so not for a nother 7-10 days
#1028 [10:40] <Kus> if you'll still want it...
#1029 [10:40] <xolotl> I'd probably still be interested, yeah, though the chances of me remembering are pretty slim. :)
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#1031 [10:41] <Kus> oh... if you remember... i'll be here i guess
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#1035 [10:42] <reedlepee> I can't install the latest version of java
#1036 [10:43] <xolotl> reedlepee: Why not?
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#1038 [10:44] <reedlepee> it gets stuck when I click on the install button
#1039 [10:44] <Kus> xolotl: btw... commenting / liking is appreciated
#1040 [10:45] <xolotl> reedlepee: How long have you waited?
#1041 [10:45] <reedlepee> 30 minutes
#1042 [10:46] <xolotl> Yeah, that does seem hung. : )
#1043 [10:46] <xolotl> Have you tried more than once?
#1044 [10:46] <xolotl> Maybe tried removing previous versions of Java, first?
#1045 [10:46] <reedlepee> already 5 times
#1046 [10:46] <reedlepee> and I just removed the earlier versions of java
#1047 [10:47] <xolotl> reedlepee: K, I suppose once you don't have any previous versions, reboot once and give it one more try
#1048 [10:47] <xolotl> reedlepee: What OS version, btw?
#1049 [10:47] <Kus> you are on windows right
#1050 [10:47] <Kus> tlol
#1051 [10:47] <Kus> :D
#1052 [10:48] <gPad2002> ~dict pine 1
#1053 [10:48] <McPlusPlus> "pine": Any coniferous tree of the genus Pinus.
#1054 [10:48] <gPad2002> Lololol
#1055 [10:48] <gPad2002> Pin us
#1056 [10:48] <gPad2002> Pinus*
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#1058 [10:53] <mr_pants> hallo zusammen kann mir wer mit nem minecraft server helfen ?
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#1060 [10:55] <mr_pants> würde nur gern wissen wie ich mein server in die Serverliste bei minecraft bekomme und wie ich ein servername vergebe
#1061 [10:55] <xolotl> mr_pants: You'll have better luck if you can speak English
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#1064 [10:55] <mr_pants> Oh sry ^^
#1065 [10:55] <xolotl> mr_pants: The server list at minecraft.net is only for Classic servers
#1066 [10:55] <bdw> i got a problem
#1067 [10:55] <zippity> why wont my minecraft load after i login in it just freezez
#1068 [10:56] <bdw> me and my bro are trying to play minecraft on a LAN but it isn't working :/
#1069 [10:56] <mohawk> it won't let me play the online server for minecraft :(
#1070 [10:56] <xolotl> mr_pants: No problem
#1071 [10:56] <xolotl> mr_pants: But yeah, the server list is just for Classic servers. If you're running a Classic server and it's set up properly, it should automatically show up in that list.
#1072 [10:56] <xolotl> mr_pants: If you're running a Beta server, there's no official server list
#1073 [10:57] <mohawk> i'm playing the out dated version
#1074 [10:57] <mohawk> :/
#1075 [10:57] <xolotl> bdw: How so? Note that each user needs to have a valid (paid) Minecraft account, at least if you're playing Beta
#1076 [10:57] <xolotl> mohawk: So... let Minecraft update itself?
#1077 [10:57] <bdw> yeah, but we are trying to set it off-line and than use the lan
#1078 [10:57] <zippity> my minecraft wont load
#1079 [10:58] <xolotl> bdw: That doesn't change the fact that each user needs to be a valid (paid) account.
#1080 [10:58] <xolotl> bdw: Offline mode just means that the server won't attempt to verify that the people connecting are actually logged in properly. The clients themselves still need to have authenticated.
#1081 [10:58] <mohawk> every time i sign in it starts to load then it says PIXELS not exelerated :(
#1082 [10:58] <xolotl> bdw: (I agree it's nonideal, but that's the way it is.)
#1083 [10:59] <xolotl> mohawk: You need to upgrade your graphics drivers, then. Running Windows?
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#1086 [10:59] <mohawk> yaaaaaeeeehhhhhhh
#1087 [10:59] <mr_pants> My english is realy bad but i try it ;) i like to run a Classic server where i can download the classic server version ? ^^
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#1089 [10:59] <xolotl> ??> mohawk win/dxdiag
#1090 [10:59] <mohawk> i it was running a little while ago tho so its not the grapics card
#1091 [10:59] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1092 [10:59] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1093 [10:59] <reedlepee> how can i make minecraft load after i login
#1094 [11:00] <xolotl> mr_pants: http://www.minecraft.net/minecraft-server.zip
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#1096 [11:00] <evbooi> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 15/07/
#1097 [11:00] <bdw> xoloti: yeah, but doesn't hamachi just makes a virtual lan kabel between computers??
#1098 [11:00] <xolotl> evbooi: Use pastebin.com; don't paste it directly in here
#1099 [11:00] <evbooi> whats gone wrong?
#1100 [11:00] <xolotl> bdw: Don't use Hamachi; it causes far more problems than it solves
#1101 [11:00] <mohawk> dunno
#1102 [11:01] <bdw> xoloti: im not using it i'm using a real LAN kabel
#1103 [11:01] <xolotl> bdw: And even Hamachi wouldn't change the fact that each user needs a valid (paid) account.
#1104 [11:01] <reedlepee> can someone help me
#1105 [11:02] <mr_pants> Ty and now it say he cant find java what i have to do now ?
#1106 [11:03] <xolotl> mr_pants: Install Java, from www.java.com
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#1108 [11:04] <mr_pants> I have allready the new java version and he still dont load ;(
#1109 [11:05] <xolotl> mr_pants: Try rebooting after the install
#1110 [11:05] <mr_pants> dont need i have not now installed i do it a view days ago
#1111 [11:06] <reedlepee> my minecraft wont load after i log in what do i do
#1112 [11:06] <mr_pants> he say he cant find the word "java"
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#1114 [11:07] <xolotl> mr_pants: Uninstall all of your currently-installed Java versions, then try reinstalling from a fresh download from www.java.com
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#1118 [11:10] <mr_pants> i have put it now on the java folder and it works ... but i dont like atart the server all times there any idea ?
#1119 [11:11] <xolotl> mr_pants: Sorry, could you rephrase that?
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#1121 [11:12] <mib_4febe0> iminecraft wont load for me after i installed a mod can you tell what i can do to fix it
#1122 [11:13] <Opeth> Are you getting a black screen?
#1123 [11:13] <mr_pants> np ^^ i put the files from Minecraft-Server in my Java folder and if i start the "start server.bat" it start the server and all ok .... but i dont like start all times my server in my java folder can help me ?
#1124 [11:13] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: First off, change your nick so it's something better than mib_4febe0
#1125 [11:14] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: But then...
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#1127 [11:14] <xolotl> ??> mib_4febe0 win/reinst
#1128 [11:14] <VoxelHead> mib_4febe0: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1129 [11:14] <VoxelHead> mib_4febe0: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1131 [11:14] <Goterax> Hello I need hlp
#1132 [11:14] <xolotl> mr_pants: If Java is installed properly, you should be able to run it from anywhere
#1133 [11:14] <mib_4febe0> no it starts loading then it stops i waited 30 mins and nothing happend
#1134 [11:14] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: Change your nickname
#1135 [11:15] <mib_4febe0> why
#1136 [11:15] <xolotl> mr_pants: I'd still recommend uninstalling your current versions, reinstalling from a fresh download from www.java.com, and then rebooting
#1137 [11:15] <Goterax> I downloaded minecraft nd it says its not downloaded on the login screen
#1138 [11:15] <mr_pants> seems not ^^ ... i try from the desktop and it whont work ;)
#1139 [11:15] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: Because the default mib_* nicknames are very difficult to keep straight
#1140 [11:15] <mib_4febe0> k
#1141 [11:15] <mr_pants> ok ty i try reinstall many thx 4 help !
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#1143 [11:16] <Opeth> http://i.imgur.com/YvjTq.png
#1144 [11:16] <Opeth> I need to work on my compression.
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#1146 [11:16] <Goterax> I need helppp I downloaded minecraft nd it says its not downloaded on the login screen
#1147 [11:16] <m0nk> whats on the sign Opeth?
#1148 [11:16] <Opeth> A face.
#1149 [11:16] <m0nk> ah
#1150 [11:16] <Opeth> Eh, wrong channel.
#1151 [11:16] <mib_4febe0> it wont let me change my nickname
#1152 [11:17] <Zyff> hi all
#1153 [11:17] <m0nk> mib_4febe0: write /nick (whatevernickhere)
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#1155 [11:19] <Zyff> any news about "violation access" error ?
#1156 [11:19] <josh> I can't get my minecraft to work anymore, I accidently deleted a file called META-INF within the application. how do I re-install the game? can someone re-send me the link to the software?
#1157 [11:19] <xolotl> ??> josh win/reinst
#1158 [11:19] <VoxelHead> josh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1159 [11:19] <VoxelHead> josh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1160 [11:19] <SirEli> I have a question
#1161 [11:19] <mib_4febe0> where
#1162 [11:19] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: Right where you type to chat
#1163 [11:20] <SirEli> i used to get minecraft to work but now i just see a flash of the loading screen
#1164 [11:20] <SirEli> and it remains black
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#1166 [11:20] <xolotl> SirEli: Have you installed any mods or texture packs?
#1167 [11:20] <SirEli> no
#1168 [11:20] <mib_4febe0> nick (astroman)
#1169 [11:20] <josh> yes
#1170 [11:20] <m0nk> without the ( )
#1171 [11:20] <Opeth> mib_4febe0 - /nick [yourname]
#1172 [11:20] <xolotl> mib_4febe0: Heh, like that, but yes, without the (), and *with* the leading slash
#1173 [11:21] <m0nk> just write this /nick imamibbitfan
#1174 [11:21] <xolotl> astroman: There you go. :)
#1175 [11:21] <xolotl> astroman: Okay, did you need those reinstallation instructions again?
#1176 [11:21] <SirEli> anyone any idea
#1177 [11:21] <xolotl> ??> SirEli win/reinst
#1178 [11:21] <VoxelHead> SirEli: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1179 [11:21] <VoxelHead> SirEli: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1181 [11:22] <astroman> ok thanks now how do i get my minecraft to load after i log in
#1182 [11:22] <xolotl> ??> astroman win/reinst
#1183 [11:22] <VoxelHead> astroman: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1184 [11:22] <VoxelHead> astroman: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1185 [11:23] <SirEli> thanks i guess, hwats a saved directory?
#1186 [11:23] <astroman> so delete everything my saves
#1187 [11:23] <xolotl> SirEli: There's a directory in there named "saves" - if you have savegames you don't want to delete, don't delete that folder
#1188 [11:23] <m0nk> except your saves
#1189 [11:23] <astroman> i ment but my saves
#1190 [11:23] <xolotl> astroman: Correct
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#1192 [11:23] <astroman> ok thanks i try that right now
#1193 [11:23] <SirEli> thanks ill try it
#1194 [11:24] <Zyff> someone to explain the exception_violation_access error ?
#1195 [11:25] <SirEli> no it's still not working
#1196 [11:25] <SirEli> am i supposed to still be getting that pop up?
#1197 [11:26] <astroman> THANK YOU SO MUCH ill try to be better at installing mods
#1198 [11:26] <xolotl> astroman: You can try #risucraft for help with mod installation, if you want
#1199 [11:27] <xolotl> SirEli: You could possibly try updating your graphics drivers. I'm not sure, otherwise.
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#1201 [11:27] <astroman> i tried to go on it but it says im banned even though it was the first time i was there
#1202 [11:27] <SirEli> no it worked like afew days ago
#1203 [11:27] <xolotl> astroman: Ah, right - I think they ban Mibbit.
#1204 [11:28] <xolotl> astroman: If you use a real IRC client, you'd be able to get in there
#1205 [11:28] <morrolan> join risucraft
#1206 [11:28] <morrolan> ugh
#1207 [11:28] <morrolan> sorry ;)
#1208 [11:28] <astroman> ok how do i do that
#1209 [11:28] <xolotl> astroman: Google for "mIRC", that's a popular client for Windows
#1210 [11:28] <xolotl> astroman: Or google for "windows IRC client" for a bunch of other options
#1211 [11:29] <astroman> is there any signing up i have to do
#1212 [11:29] <xolotl> astroman: Then when you start it up, use irc.esper.net for the servername, and #riuscraft for the channel name
#1213 [11:29] <xolotl> astroman: It'd depend on the program. Most of them should be free to use/download without registration.
#1214 [11:29] <astroman> ok thanks
#1215 [11:30] <stud> ok ive got a problem. I tried opening the free version of minecraft and this popped up: Fatal error occured (1): Unable to load logo and progressbar images. What do i do?
#1216 [11:30] <SirEli> yeah my siblings can play but i cannot
#1217 [11:30] <xolotl> stud: What "free version?" Where did you get it?
#1218 [11:30] <SirEli> do you think i should just redo my account?
#1219 [11:30] <xolotl> stud: The only free version is Classic, which you play in-browser. It's not a download.
#1220 [11:31] <stud> go to minecraft.net/play
#1221 [11:31] <xolotl> stud: http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp you mean?
#1222 [11:32] <stud> yes
#1223 [11:32] <xolotl> stud: Dunno, that works fine for me. Try uninstalling any Java version you have, and then installing it fresh from www.java.com
#1224 [11:32] <stud> ok thanks
#1225 [11:33] <SirEli> ok i can't even make a new account
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#1230 [11:42] <lolz> Can you help me?, when i open minecraft i login and it downloads then when the logo comes up the screen goes black and the game closes
#1231 [11:44] <lolz> anyone...
#1232 [11:44] <Bradley> when that happened i re-installed the program and it fixed it.
#1233 [11:45] <Bradley> Sometimes texture packs make that happen too..
#1234 [11:45] <lolz> ive done that 4 times
#1235 [11:45] <lolz> and tried it in a browser
#1236 [11:45] <lolz> in a browser the screen just stay black
#1237 [11:46] <Bradley> Maybe you need to update java? idk
#1238 [11:46] <lolz> should i delete my texture pack
#1239 [11:46] <lolz> i have jave update 26
#1240 [11:46] <Bradley> probably and see if it works then
#1241 [11:47] <Bradley> if not then I have no clue
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#1243 [11:48] <lolz> still closed
#1244 [11:49] <Bradley> I'm just a player, I don't really know how to fix it. Just suggestions..
#1245 [11:49] <lolz> any other ideas
#1246 [11:50] <lolz> same
#1247 [11:50] <Bradley> did you download anything else recently?
#1248 [11:50] <lolz> no
#1249 [11:51] <lolz> not apart from 1.7.3
#1250 [11:51] <lolz> its only been since 1.7
#1251 [11:51] <Bradley> is it minecraftsp or minecraft?
#1252 [11:52] <lolz> just minecraft.exe
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#1254 [11:54] <Bradley> I'm sorry but I don't know what else I would try
#1255 [11:55] <lolz> its ok
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#1260 [12:17] <vH> almostroot?
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#1262 [12:22] <Kus> hi... would someone like to see my newest creation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOEGuf1XoAc
#1263 [12:23] <mib_g5ex7n> so I downloaded the game, logged in and ran it but it stays a black screen.
#1264 [12:23] <xolotl> Kus: This really isn't the right channel to spam things like that, btw. Once earlier today is fine, but you definitely shouldn't do repeat-postings
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#1266 [12:24] <xolotl> Kus: #minecraft is more appropriate fot stuff like that
#1267 [12:24] <Kus> ok srry
#1268 [12:24] <xolotl> Kus: (and really, even the thing earlier today was offtopic, though I doubt anyone cared)
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#1270 [12:24] <Opeth> Guess who has just announced an extended tour?
#1271 [12:24] <mib_g5ex7n> any idea?
#1272 [12:24] <Opeth> \o/
#1273 [12:24] <Opeth> ??> mib_g5ex7n win/reinst
#1274 [12:24] <VoxelHead> mib_g5ex7n: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1275 [12:24] <VoxelHead> mib_g5ex7n: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1276 [12:25] <Opeth> By the way Grey, I see you! [/ruinscover]
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#1278 [12:26] <mib_g5ex7n> there way go, cheers mates
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#1286 [12:36] <zelda> What Kind Of Video Card Do You Need?
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#1294 [12:44] <Spartan1445> i try to connect to my server and it says i need to log in but i am logged in and ps my server is a classc server
#1295 [12:44] <Inneedofmod> Hi, can someone help me with modding minecraft
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#1297 [12:45] <Inneedofmod> voxelHead?
#1298 [12:46] <Opeth> Inneedofmod - Try #risucraft
#1299 [12:46] <Inneedofmod> what?
#1300 [12:46] <Opeth> Another chat channel
#1301 [12:46] <Inneedofmod> oh
#1302 [12:46] <Inneedofmod> ok
#1303 [12:46] <Opeth> type /join #risucraft
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#1306 [12:55] <mib_zzgbr2> on minecraft it takes about half an hour to load and then starts lagging and close down the internet page on its own
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#1309 [13:04] <cornelius> when will 1.8 come out
#1310 [13:05] <m0nk> mib_zzgbr2: have you scanned for viruses?
#1311 [13:05] <m0nk> omg
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#1317 [13:15] <Imakilla> any1 that can help me with MC crashing?
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#1327 [13:57] <findow> hello
#1328 [13:57] <findow> i have a problem
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#1330 [13:57] <findow> somebody can help me?
#1331 [13:58] <JohnEBH> YEs?
#1332 [13:58] <JohnEBH> findow, Go ahead
#1333 [13:58] <findow> is about minecraft
#1334 [13:58] <findow> twhen i try running it it says
#1335 [13:58] <JohnEBH> findow, This is the minecrafthelp channel
#1336 [13:58] <findow> Mods loaded: 4 ModLoader Beta 1.7.3 mod_PortalGun 1.7.3v2 mod_TooManyItems 1.7.2 2011-07-01 mod_Planes 1.7.3v15 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a de
#1337 [13:58] <JohnEBH> findow, When pasting error logs use pastebin
#1338 [13:58] <JohnEBH> ?? pastebin
#1339 [13:58] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1340 [13:59] <JohnEBH> findow, Also, for MOD assistance, #risucraft is better choice for these things
#1341 [13:59] <JohnEBH> findow, But have you deleted the meta-inf folder?
#1342 [13:59] <findow> ok, thanks
#1343 [13:59] <findow> of course
#1344 [14:00] <JohnEBH> findow, That's all the advice I can really give then, usually a reinstall would work. But I guess check out #risucraft
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#1347 [14:05] <kermit> My minecraft brocken =[ it just comes up with a message saying to report the error
#1348 [14:10] <JohnEBH> kermit, pastebin it for me
#1349 [14:10] <JohnEBH> ?? pastebin
#1350 [14:10] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#1353 [14:16] <BarryCarlyon> Hmm I upgraded java on my linux box and now java won't start. Any thoughts. I know its not directly Minecraft related.
#1354 [14:17] <hi117> IIRC java's binaries arent in /usr/bin
#1355 [14:18] <hi117> try 'find | grep java' on root
#1356 [14:18] <BarryCarlyon> Its not a java not found. Its just not starting the java demon.
#1357 [14:18] <BarryCarlyon> Mind you I think vps.net has just fucked up my box.
#1358 [14:20] <hi117> hmm, never heard of a java daemon, and google onyl turns up how to make java programs daemons
#1359 [14:20] <hi117> only*
#1360 [14:21] <clockwork> If someone can field my questions, I need help with the downloaded Minecraft.exe for Windows.
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#1363 [14:25] <BarryCarlyon> s/demon/virtual machine
#1364 [14:25] <BarryCarlyon> My bad.
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#1366 [14:29] <hi117> pokemon: ok, what happens when you open the minecraft.exe < sorry forgot to clarify
#1367 [14:29] <ferdinand> my minecraft says saving chunks when i start my world? any help
#1368 [14:30] <pokemon> i can't even start a world.
#1369 [14:31] <hi117> pokemon: does the launcher come up?
#1370 [14:31] <hi117> ferdinand: idk, maybe delete your mineccraft binaries?
#1371 [14:32] <pokemon> I put in my user name and password and I get the screen that asks me to BUY the game in which I have already have done.
#1372 [14:32] <ferdinand> ive tried that...
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#1374 [14:33] <pokemon> what does the launcher look like?
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#1376 [14:33] <hi117> pokemon: ... contact http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1377 [14:33] <hi117> pokemon: its the login screen
#1378 [14:33] <mib_ap976s> i cant get online in minecraft
#1379 [14:33] <hi117> ferdinand: world corruption maybe?
#1380 [14:34] <pokemon> yah we login in and it says to buy it
#1381 [14:34] <ferdinand> it works sometimes and others it says that
#1382 [14:34] <mib_ap976s> who am intalking to
#1383 [14:34] <hi117> ferdinand: might be a glitch in latest release
#1384 [14:34] <hi117> mib_ap976s: are you behind a proxy or firewall
#1385 [14:34] <pokemon> it also says our pixels aren't right, and we checked and they are on the highest setting
#1386 [14:35] <ferdinand> yes thank you for help, bye :)
#1387 [14:35] <mib_ap976s> no
#1388 [14:35] <hi117> mib_ap976s: is it connecting to multiplayer or logging in
#1389 [14:35] <mib_ap976s> both
#1390 [14:35] <hi117> pokemon: where does it say that
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#1392 [14:37] <hi117> mib_ap976s: can you connect to the internet outside of minecraft or just minecraft being stupid?
#1393 [14:37] <mib_ap976s> just minecraft
#1394 [14:37] <pokemon> from the buy screen I select single player and it says about the pixels there
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#1396 [14:39] <hi117> mib_ap976s: whats your OS
#1397 [14:39] <mib_ap976s> windos vista
#1398 [14:39] <hi117> pokemon: contact the URL i gave you
#1399 [14:40] <pokemon> and i have a ?tion do you do lets plays.
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#1401 [14:40] <xolotl> Now... to see if Minecraft still runs on my newly Fedora'd desktop
#1402 [14:40] <hi117> mib_ap976s: i dont know about windows network problems, i run linux
#1403 [14:41] <mib_ap976s> ok
#1404 [14:41] <mib_ap976s> thanks
#1405 [14:41] <hi117> np, sorry i couldnt help
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#1407 [14:42] <leefisher> Whenever I try to log in it to my game it says "Too Many Failed Login Attempts" Anyone know how to fix it?
#1408 [14:42] <hi117> leefisher: how long has the problem been going on?
#1409 [14:42] <pokemon> what url?
#1410 [14:42] <leefisher> quite a while
#1411 [14:42] <leefisher> several weeks
#1412 [14:42] <hi117> <hi117> pokemon: ... contact http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1413 [14:43] <kermi> hey my minecraft crashed what do i do now?
#1414 [14:43] <hi117> leefisher: do you share accounts?
#1415 [14:43] <kermi> no
#1416 [14:43] <hi117> kermi: restart? what were you doing before the crash
#1417 [14:43] <leefisher> No, I don't. It's just not working.
#1418 [14:44] <kermi> nothing
#1419 [14:44] <kermi> my mom was on
#1420 [14:44] <hi117> kermi: do you have any mods running
#1421 [14:44] <kermi> yes
#1422 [14:44] <hi117> leefisher: it sounds like somebody tried to login arround 3 times with your info but a wrong password
#1423 [14:45] <kermi> should i delete them from appdata?
#1424 [14:45] <pokemon> what else can i do, plus i'm only 14 years old.
#1425 [14:45] <hi117> kermi: no, you you use modloader
#1426 [14:45] <leefisher> I changed my password and it hasn't helped.
#1427 [14:45] <hi117> pokemon: thats about it, i cant do anything about a failed transaction
#1428 [14:45] <kermi> can i take my mods off then will it work?
#1429 [14:46] <hi117> kermi: yes, but you wont have mods :P not much of a fix
#1430 [14:46] <kermi> will my game work now?
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#1432 [14:46] <hi117> kermi: you might have world corruption a little
#1433 [14:46] <mib_ap976s> hello
#1434 [14:47] <kermi> it says in the beging Minecraft Has Crashed!
#1435 [14:47] <mib_ap976s> can someone help me please
#1436 [14:47] <hi117> leefisher: idk how to fix login problems,might try contacting support?
#1437 [14:47] <hi117> kermi: with mods unloaded?
#1438 [14:47] <hi117> mib_ap976s: whats the problem
#1439 [14:48] <kermi> no i just took them off it still does that
#1440 [14:48] <mib_ap976s> i cant go online in minecraft
#1441 [14:48] <hi117> kermi: when launching or when loading a world?
#1442 [14:48] <leefisher> okay.
#1443 [14:48] <kermi> i can't play
#1444 [14:48] <leefisher> how do i contact support?
#1445 [14:48] * mib_t8r590 [mib_t8r590@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1446 [14:48] <kermi> launching
#1447 [14:49] <hi117> leefisher: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1448 [14:49] <leefisher> Thanks for the help.
#1449 [14:49] <hi117> leefisher: np, srry i couldnt fix it
#1450 [14:49] <kermi> i can't launch what i do??
#1451 [14:50] <hi117> kermi: does it give any errors?
#1452 [14:50] <kermi> yes Minecraft Has Crashed is what it says
#1453 [14:51] <mib_ap976s> hello
#1454 [14:51] <mib_ap976s> is this thing on?
#1455 [14:51] <hi117> kermi: does it say anything else?
#1456 [14:52] <kermi> this --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- than a bunch of uther crap
#1457 [14:52] <hi117> mib_ap976s: does the minecraft news show up?
#1458 [14:52] <kermi> ya
#1459 [14:52] <mib_ap976s> yes
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#1461 [14:52] <hi117> mib_ap976s: login works for me, java is getting internet, idk what the problem could be
#1462 [14:53] <hi117> kermi: paste the error report
#1463 [14:53] <kermi> k
#1464 [14:53] <kermi> Minecraft: Minecraft Alpha v1.2.6
#1465 [14:53] <kermi> oops hol up
#1466 [14:54] <mib_ap976s> i have mincraft windows exe
#1467 [14:54] <kermi> it wont let mee
#1468 [14:54] <hi117> ? then look for error
#1469 [14:55] <kermi> wat u meen?
#1470 [14:55] <hi117> and only paste those lines
#1471 [14:55] <kermi> k
#1472 [14:55] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1473 [14:55] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1474 [14:55] <mib_ap976s> i have minecraft windows exe
#1475 [14:55] <mib_ap976s> i have windows exe
#1476 [14:55] <mib_ap976s> hi
#1477 [14:57] <mib_ap976s> help
#1478 [14:57] <mib_ap976s> please
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#1480 [15:00] <kermi> thank you!!! so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1483 [15:00] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#1484 [15:00] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1485 [15:00] <JohnEBH> lol AuBot
#1486 [15:00] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1487 [15:00] <mib_o1wsqj> cannot figure out how to get it downloaded, keeps giving me an error code
#1488 [15:01] <JohnEBH> mib_o1wsqj, Pastebin the error code please
#1489 [15:01] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_o1wsqj pastebin
#1490 [15:01] <VoxelHead> mib_o1wsqj: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1491 [15:01] <JohnEBH> brb
#1492 [15:03] <mib_o1wsqj> sorry but paste what text?
#1493 [15:04] <meatrun> mine craft works fine for me in single player. I get a server from servercraft. My brother can log into it i can log in from work just to test it. but when i get home i get internal exception:java.net.socketTimeoutexception: Read Timed when either myself or my wife tries to log in. I do have an extra laptop at home and that works on the two desktop nothing.
#1494 [15:05] <JohnEBH> mib_o1wsqj, The error that minecraft keeps giving you
#1495 [15:05] <JohnEBH> meatrun, How powerful is the computer that's running the server?
#1496 [15:05] <JohnEBH> meatrun, Oh woops nvm, you bought it
#1497 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> meatrun: any mods or texture packs on the computer that cannot connect?
#1498 [15:06] <meatrun> not sure really i just rented the space there are only 3 to 4 people that will ever be on it. I w9ill get the server specs and no mods or text packs
#1499 [15:06] <JohnEBH> meatrun, Have you checked with Servercraft to see if your server hasn't crashed?
#1500 [15:06] <JohnEBH> meatrun, I see the server specs
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#1502 [15:07] <JohnEBH> meatrun, Which tier? 3-4 people...
#1503 [15:07] <meatrun> yes and i can monitor the server when my bbrother log on in a different city
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#1505 [15:07] <JohnEBH> meatrun, This is most probably an issue on their side... Seeing as how it only had 256mb of memory
#1506 [15:08] <JohnEBH> meatrun, Can you restart it from the control panel servercraft gave you?
#1507 [15:08] <meatrun> yes
#1508 [15:08] <JohnEBH> meatrun, Go ahead try that and try connecting
#1509 [15:08] <meatrun> i also uninstalled and reinstalled java
#1510 [15:08] <meatrun> thanks
#1511 [15:08] <JohnEBH> Np
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#1513 [15:09] <JohnEBH> But I believe java should be unless it spews out error logs (White background and copyable text)
#1514 [15:09] <JohnEBH> Java should be fine*
#1515 [15:09] <JohnEBH> Fail
#1516 [15:09] <mib_o1wsqj> omg won't let me paste. but it says bad video card drivers
#1517 [15:09] <ALibal97_> Hey guys, can anyone help me with this error when I go on a server: Internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out ?
#1518 [15:10] <JohnEBH> mib_o1wsqj, Know what GPU card you have?
#1519 [15:10] <JohnEBH> ALibal97_, Can you try joining my server? IP: JHSMPG.Tk
#1520 [15:11] <ALibal97_> Yes i'll give it a shot
#1521 [15:11] <JohnEBH> ALibal97_, It'll help me figure out if it's the server that's off or your client needs fixing
#1522 [15:11] <mib_o1wsqj> sorry not very computer savy, don't know what GPU is, doing this to help my son play
#1523 [15:11] <JohnEBH> mib_o1wsqj, The graphics card
#1524 [15:11] <JohnEBH> mib_o1wsqj, Actually in this case
#1525 [15:12] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_o1wsqj win/dxdiag
#1526 [15:12] <VoxelHead> mib_o1wsqj: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1527 [15:12] <VoxelHead> mib_o1wsqj: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1528 [15:12] <JohnEBH> Follow voxels instructions above and I'll help you find the appropriate link.
#1529 [15:14] <fishy996> every time i try going on minecraft my compture says bad video card driver can some one help
#1530 [15:14] <ALibal97_> Same problem
#1531 [15:15] <JohnEBH> ??> fishy996 win/dxdiag
#1532 [15:15] <VoxelHead> fishy996: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1533 [15:15] <VoxelHead> fishy996: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1534 [15:15] <JohnEBH> Please follow voxels instructions and I will send you the link to your new drivers
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#1536 [15:18] <mib_o1wsqj> did all that but when it comes to the paste it won't let me do it
#1537 [15:19] <JohnEBH> Hm
#1538 [15:19] <JohnEBH> Submit at the bottom?
#1539 [15:19] <ALibal97_> It has happened with every server I've ever been on
#1540 [15:20] <JohnEBH> Did you get disconnected from mine as well ALibal97_ ?
#1541 [15:20] <JohnEBH> Is that why you left? XD
#1542 [15:20] <ALibal97_> Yes
#1543 [15:20] <JohnEBH> I see
#1544 [15:20] <ALibal97_> Yes
#1545 [15:20] <JohnEBH> ALibal97_, Try a reinstall of minecraft
#1546 [15:20] <JohnEBH> ??> ALibal97_ win/reinst
#1547 [15:20] <VoxelHead> ALibal97_: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1548 [15:20] <VoxelHead> ALibal97_: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1549 [15:20] <fishy996> what is the irc channel
#1550 [15:20] <JohnEBH> For?
#1551 [15:20] <JohnEBH> Or this?
#1552 [15:20] <JohnEBH> #minecrafthelp
#1553 [15:21] <ALibal97_> Right, trying that now
#1554 [15:22] <fishy996> WHAT IS THE IRC CHANNEL?
#1555 [15:22] <JohnEBH> fishy996, #minecrafthelp
#1556 [15:22] <JohnEBH> For the 2nd time
#1557 [15:22] <JohnEBH> And turn off caps
#1558 [15:23] <JohnEBH> ?? attitude
#1559 [15:23] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1560 [15:23] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1561 [15:23] <fishy996> i wasn't giving attitude
#1562 [15:23] <JohnEBH> No not attitude.
#1563 [15:23] <DopeGhoti> fishy996: you're in the IRC channel.
#1564 [15:23] <JohnEBH> We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1565 [15:24] <JohnEBH> So calm down and don't resort to caps.
#1566 [15:24] <JohnEBH> Especially when "The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time."
#1567 [15:24] <fishy996> okay after going to the irc channel where do i paste the thing
#1568 [15:25] <JohnEBH> Uhhh, I believe your confused
#1569 [15:25] <JohnEBH> Please read over these instructions again
#1570 [15:25] <JohnEBH> ??> fishy996 win/dxdiag
#1571 [15:25] <VoxelHead> fishy996: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1572 [15:25] <VoxelHead> fishy996: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1573 [15:25] <JohnEBH> Paste them into pastebin, and then send the link here
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#1575 [15:26] <JohnEBH> Don't just send the DxDiag log here as you'll be marked for spam
#1576 [15:26] <ALibal97_> gotta go now but will be back after reinstall
#1577 [15:26] <fishy996> i pasted the thing on pastebin but i don't understand the next thing
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#1579 [15:26] <JohnEBH> ALibal97_, Ok
#1580 [15:26] <JohnEBH> fishy996, Do you see a submit button on the page?
#1581 [15:27] <JohnEBH> fishy996, Click that and copy the link in the address bar to paste here
#1582 [15:27] <fishy996> yes
#1583 [15:27] <fishy996> http://pastebin.com/ZYnnCmg5
#1584 [15:27] <JohnEBH> Ty
#1585 [15:28] <fishy996> your welcome
#1586 [15:28] <JohnEBH> fishy996, Try running this first
#1587 [15:28] <JohnEBH> fishy996, http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
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#1589 [15:30] <JohnEBH> fishy996, If that doesnt't work or takes too long. You can try a manual installation. Here is the installer: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16312&ProdId=2301&lang=eng
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#1593 [15:33] <AdZzY> When i load up minecraft, it says MOJANG, then goes black????
#1594 [15:33] <AdZzY> Help please??
#1595 [15:33] <JohnEBH> ??> AdZzY win/reinst
#1596 [15:33] <VoxelHead> AdZzY: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1597 [15:33] <VoxelHead> AdZzY: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1598 [15:33] <JohnEBH> Please follow voxels instructions above sir
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#1600 [15:34] <AdZzY> +R
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#1602 [15:35] <JohnEBH> Hm?
#1603 [15:36] <JohnEBH> Hold down the Windows key and R to bring up run
#1604 [15:36] <JohnEBH> Yeahhh
#1605 [15:36] <MrTizzy> i tried to download the yogbox mod compilation, now whenever i try to run minecraft it just shows up minecraft loading but once it looks like its about to load it just stays there
#1606 [15:37] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, You're going to have to reinstall minecraft, It could be an outdated mod included with the yogbox
#1607 [15:37] <MrTizzy> how do i do that?
#1608 [15:37] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, For better mod support visit #risucraft
#1609 [15:37] <JohnEBH> ??> MrTizzy win/reinst
#1610 [15:37] <VoxelHead> MrTizzy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1611 [15:37] <VoxelHead> MrTizzy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1612 [15:38] <AdZzY> Thank you it worked :)
#1613 [15:38] <MrTizzy> actually ive tried doing that but then it just does the same thing
#1614 [15:39] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, So minecraft never actually worked for in the first place?
#1615 [15:39] <JohnEBH> for you*
#1616 [15:40] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, have you reinstalled java or made sure you were on the latest update of java? Update 26 is the latest
#1617 [15:40] <MrTizzy> no it used to, but after i tried to download the yogbox it stopped working.
#1618 [15:40] <MrTizzy> no i havent, do u think that would work?
#1619 [15:40] <Zyff> Hi all
#1620 [15:41] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Hello
#1621 [15:41] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, Can you check if you have the updated java vesion?
#1622 [15:41] <JohnEBH> MrTizzy, Control Panel > Uninstall - Look at the last 2 digits
#1623 [15:41] <JohnEBH> For java of course
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#1625 [15:42] <KatehDoggeh> Hello
#1626 [15:42] <Zyff> hi
#1627 [15:43] <KatehDoggeh> Is anyone having a problem with downloading minecraft :S
#1628 [15:43] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, From the launcher, browser or the downloading the launcher?
#1629 [15:43] <Zyff> no problem i have downloaded it a few minutes ago
#1630 [15:43] <KatehDoggeh> I have a windows vista and cannot download
#1631 [15:44] <Zyff> .exe ?
#1632 [15:44] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Via the launcher, browser or downloading the launcher? For the second time
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#1634 [15:44] <JohnEBH> Telling us anything else won't really matter except for Java version.
#1635 [15:44] <KatehDoggeh> downloading the launcher
#1636 [15:44] <JohnEBH> So the .exe Hold up
#1637 [15:45] <JohnEBH> It works KatehDoggeh, http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1310759099887
#1638 [15:45] <KatehDoggeh> hmm
#1639 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Are you using Internet Explorer KatehDoggeh ?
#1640 [15:45] <JohnEBH> ?? win/ie
#1641 [15:45] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#1642 [15:45] <KatehDoggeh> no
#1643 [15:45] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#1644 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Lol Ok
#1645 [15:45] <KatehDoggeh> googlechrome
#1646 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Is it still a problem to download as we speak?
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#1648 [15:46] <KatehDoggeh> wait, can you download it on 2 computers?
#1649 [15:46] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Definitely
#1650 [15:46] <Zyff> lool i never had any problem with IE (feeling so lucky)
#1651 [15:46] <KatehDoggeh> ok
#1652 [15:46] <JohnEBH> Zyff, you will ;)
#1653 [15:46] <JohnEBH> lol
#1654 [15:46] <Zyff> ^^
#1655 [15:47] <Joey> Hey im havin probs with my connection to Minecraft. can any1 help?
#1656 [15:47] <JohnEBH> And the day you do, you'll regret continuing to use it... MWUHAHAH....
#1657 [15:47] <JohnEBH> JohnEBH, Logging in to or connecting to servers?
#1658 [15:47] <JohnEBH> Joey, *
#1659 [15:47] <Joey> connectin to servers
#1660 [15:47] <JohnEBH> Joey, Attempt to connect to my server. IP: JHSMPG.Tk
#1661 [15:48] <Joey> kk
#1662 [15:48] <JohnEBH> Welcome XD
#1663 [15:48] <JohnEBH> Not on atm, but the servers you're joining may have a connection problem or are simply offline for the moment
#1664 [15:48] <Joey> :P thanks, so what could be tha problem with the connectin to the other
#1665 [15:48] <Joey> ok
#1666 [15:48] <JohnEBH> Or my server is just that awesome ;)
#1667 [15:48] <Joey> thaks for tha help ;)
#1668 [15:48] <JohnEBH> Np!
#1669 [15:48] <Joey> haha prolly so
#1670 [15:49] <Zyff> Oo So fast !
#1671 [15:49] <JohnEBH> Zyff, A record time? XD
#1672 [15:49] <Zyff> maybe ...
#1673 [15:49] <JohnEBH> loool
#1674 [15:50] <Zyff> how many people are you helping connecting here ?
#1675 [15:50] <Zyff> by connecting*
#1676 [15:51] <JohnEBH> Who know's XD
#1677 [15:51] <JohnEBH> I've been here since last week
#1678 [15:51] <JohnEBH> Started since last week cause I had recent wisdom teeth surgery >.>" Couldn't talk on vent
#1679 [15:51] <Zyff> ><
#1680 [15:51] <JohnEBH> So I started to type =D
#1681 [15:52] <JohnEBH> Lol
#1682 [15:52] <Zyff> how to become a geek in 1 lesson ;)
#1683 [15:52] <KatehDoggeh> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 15/07/11 20:52 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java:
#1684 [15:52] <KatehDoggeh> aaaaaah.
#1685 [15:53] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh win/dxdiag
#1686 [15:53] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1687 [15:53] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1688 [15:53] <JohnEBH> I'll find you the link for your new drivers
#1689 [15:54] <KatehDoggeh> what ..
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#1691 [15:54] <KatehDoggeh> sorry i find all this stuff confusing
#1692 [15:54] <Zyff> it's difficult the first time ^^
#1693 [15:54] <KatehDoggeh> oh i know
#1694 [15:55] <napoleon> yo my game crashed after i downloaded a texture pack what should i do
#1695 [15:55] <KatehDoggeh> i've been trying for about 4 hours ;\
#1696 [15:55] <JohnEBH> napoleon, First of all delete the texture pack to return to default textures
#1697 [15:55] <JohnEBH> napoleon, Then figure whether or not the texture pack is 1. An HD texture pack and 2. 1.7.3 compatible
#1698 [15:56] <JohnEBH> napoleon, When you're done that tell me
#1699 [15:56] <napoleon> ohhh ight
#1700 [15:56] <JohnEBH> You results obviously
#1701 [15:56] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Still confused? >.<"
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#1703 [15:56] <napoleon> not really
#1704 [15:56] <JohnEBH> Directed at KatehDoggeh lol
#1705 [15:56] <JohnEBH> Not you ^.^"
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#1707 [15:57] <napoleon> oh it worked thans
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#1709 [15:57] <napoleon> thanks*
#1710 [15:57] <JohnEBH> napoleon, Np
#1711 [15:57] <Zyff> 37.6 seconds
#1712 [15:57] <Zyff> xD
#1713 [15:57] <JohnEBH> LOL WTF
#1714 [15:57] <KatehDoggeh> yes o.o
#1715 [15:57] <KatehDoggeh> still starring at the error
#1716 [15:57] <kermi> hey people. every time i go to play minecraft it doesnt work. i log in and wait for it too load but it doesnt load the main menu it just goes black... any ideas on how to fix it?
#1717 [15:57] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh win/dxdiag
#1718 [15:57] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1719 [15:57] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1722 [15:57] <JohnEBH> Follow voxels instructions KatehDoggeh ^.^
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#1724 [15:58] <JohnEBH> Actually I'll get voxel to PM them to you
#1725 [15:58] <KatehDoggeh> win+R ...
#1726 [15:58] <JohnEBH> ??>> KatehDoggeh win/dxdiag
#1727 [15:58] <JohnEBH> Hold down the Windows key and R key
#1728 [15:58] <JohnEBH> ??> kermi win/dxdiag
#1729 [15:58] <KatehDoggeh> mm
#1730 [15:58] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1731 [15:58] <JohnEBH> FFS
#1732 [15:58] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1733 [15:58] <JohnEBH> KERMI QUIT...
#1734 [15:58] <JohnEBH> I wanna request ban T.T
#1735 [15:58] <JohnEBH> It's like the third time doing that
#1736 [15:59] <Zyff> people don't like to wait ... let him, he will come back ^^
#1737 [15:59] <KatehDoggeh> ok save all information...
#1738 [15:59] <JohnEBH> And I won't answer him -.-"
#1739 [15:59] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, now all you have to do is copy it and paste it to Pastebin =D
#1740 [16:00] <JohnEBH> ?? pastebin
#1741 [16:00] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1742 [16:00] <KatehDoggeh> loading.
#1743 [16:01] <KatehDoggeh> ZOMG load computer ik you're struggling to live..
#1744 [16:01] <JohnEBH> loool
#1745 [16:01] <JohnEBH> Gg
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#1747 [16:01] <JohnEBH> Once I see the log, I could make a few suggestions on upgrades XD
#1748 [16:01] <JohnEBH> Or you can let it pass to the other side
#1749 [16:02] <Zyff> give him the strenght ?
#1750 [16:03] <gizmodrc> i need to try to make a server but i dont no how
#1751 [16:03] <gizmodrc> can you halp
#1752 [16:03] <gizmodrc> help
#1753 [16:03] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, Have you read the intructions on the minecraft download page? =O
#1754 [16:03] <JohnEBH> ??> gizmodrc patience
#1755 [16:03] <VoxelHead> gizmodrc: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1756 [16:03] <VoxelHead> gizmodrc: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1757 [16:03] <KatehDoggeh> ok i have it on my desktop
#1758 [16:03] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Pastebin Pastebin Pastebin! =D
#1759 [16:04] <KatehDoggeh> ik
#1760 [16:04] <JohnEBH> lol I've mde my point
#1761 [16:04] <Zyff> if you've got time john =>http://pastebin.com/JN4x0hrd
#1762 [16:04] <JohnEBH> I see Ati =D
#1763 [16:05] <JohnEBH> Ati Driver issues
#1764 [16:05] <Zyff> ?
#1765 [16:05] <JohnEBH> Usually an update of it would make it work
#1766 [16:05] <JohnEBH> But installing updates for ati drivers are a pain >.<"
#1767 [16:05] <Ketsueki> gizmodrc: also try reading minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Server
#1768 [16:05] <Zyff> yep
#1769 [16:05] <Ketsueki> IIRC
#1770 [16:05] <JohnEBH> The problem is that this person has to update their ATI drivers XD
#1771 [16:05] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Know what card this person has?
#1772 [16:06] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Otherwise the dxdiag would help me out ^.^
#1773 [16:06] <gizmodrc> johnebh yes it said i cant dallownd it
#1774 [16:06] <JohnEBH> You couldn't?
#1775 [16:06] <KatehDoggeh> okay what do i do now ..
#1776 [16:06] <JohnEBH> Hold up
#1777 [16:06] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Send me the link to the pastebin and I'll be right with you!
#1778 [16:06] <Zyff> help him i've got all the time ^^
#1779 [16:06] <KatehDoggeh> k
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#1781 [16:07] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft_Server.exe?v=1310760403006
#1782 [16:07] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, Are you sure? It works for me
#1783 [16:07] <JohnEBH> Lol
#1784 [16:07] <KatehDoggeh> http://pastebin.com/utB0pC3n
#1785 [16:07] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Recommendation ,upgrade your RAM ^.^ It'll suffer a lot less. Get about 2GB more
#1786 [16:07] <KatehDoggeh> that was the most complicated thing i've done in my whole life.
#1787 [16:08] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, All your PC has atm is 512mb which is under the recommended minecraft needs
#1788 [16:08] <Ketsueki> KatehDoggeh: you have 512 MB of ram... and a really old integrated Intel GPU. Your computer is woefully lacking. You will have trouble playing even 'classic' 3d games.
#1789 [16:08] <KatehDoggeh> lol
#1790 [16:08] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Mine recommends 1.5Gb or more RAM to run it smoothly
#1791 [16:08] <JohnEBH> ?? retro
#1792 [16:08] <VoxelHead> retro: Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#1793 [16:08] <VoxelHead> retro: Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#1794 [16:09] <gizmodrc> it says the pudlisher cand be veirifde when i dawnlawd
#1795 [16:09] <JohnEBH> I won't be able to find drivers for those on intels website >.<"
#1796 [16:09] <JohnEBH> Easily atleast XD
#1797 [16:09] <KatehDoggeh> soo...
#1798 [16:09] <JohnEBH> ??> gizmodrc win/ie
#1799 [16:09] <VoxelHead> gizmodrc: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#1800 [16:09] <VoxelHead> gizmodrc: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#1801 [16:09] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Just hold up, I'll try finding them
#1802 [16:09] <KatehDoggeh> could i use my laptop and that would be better?
#1803 [16:09] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, It'll just take a while, but were not sure it's worth the results
#1804 [16:09] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, If your laptop is more "recent" definitely
#1805 [16:09] <KatehDoggeh> okay
#1806 [16:10] <KatehDoggeh> haha it seems slower but okay ^-^
#1807 [16:10] <JohnEBH> Lol, Do you know how to clean-up temporary files and de fragment?
#1808 [16:11] <JohnEBH> Oh btw, KatehDoggeh here are the drivers: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=14497&lang=eng
#1809 [16:11] <KatehDoggeh> download i guess? lol
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#1811 [16:12] <Zyff> how did you do to know as many things ? :o
#1812 [16:12] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Heh? 15 Years of age? XD And still learning ^.^
#1813 [16:12] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Yeppers!
#1814 [16:12] <gizmodrc> john what was the link agen
#1815 [16:12] <Ketsueki> KatehDoggeh: if you're looking to replace your computer on the cheep an AMD llano based system would be my /minimum/ target. It won't be a screaming fast thing, but it probably will be an OK place to begin. Unfortunately not even Newegg.com has prebuilt systems using it (it's that new). If you DO get something else practically any GPU part that ends in the last three digits higher than 300 is OK as long as it is an AMD/ATI or ...
#1816 [16:13] <Ketsueki> ... Nvidia graphics card.
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#1818 [16:13] <KatehDoggeh> um... problem
#1819 [16:13] <Ketsueki> No cash right?
#1820 [16:13] <KatehDoggeh> it says;
#1821 [16:13] <JohnEBH> I would say about any sub $500 computer would fir her needs XD
#1822 [16:13] <JohnEBH> Fit*
#1823 [16:14] <gizmodrc> johnebh what was the link agen
#1824 [16:14] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, To the server file?
#1825 [16:14] <gizmodrc> yes
#1826 [16:14] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft_Server.exe?v=1310760403006
#1827 [16:14] <Ketsueki> JohnEBH: depends on what you define a computer as. Just the tower? Easily (if following my above AVOID INTEL GRAPHICS advice, and avoiding the super low end nvidia / older ATI stuff that went that low)
#1828 [16:14] <gizmodrc> thanks
#1829 [16:14] <KatehDoggeh> the driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver :S
#1830 [16:15] <insecur> can anyone help with mac server setup?
#1831 [16:15] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, True, then again I'm too used to building computers now and not relying on manufacturers besides laptops and routers
#1832 [16:15] <Ketsueki> KatehDoggeh: this is the corret driver, tell windows to F-off and take it.
#1833 [16:15] <JohnEBH> ROFL
#1834 [16:15] <KatehDoggeh> LOL
#1835 [16:15] <Zyff> lol
#1836 [16:15] <JohnEBH> Ketsueki, Ty for trusting my links! ^.^"
#1837 [16:15] <KatehDoggeh> umm okay. f-off windows :O
#1838 [16:15] <Ketsueki> Feels better now right?
#1839 [16:15] <JohnEBH> Immediate BSOD imminent.
#1840 [16:16] <KatehDoggeh> i really need a new computer
#1841 [16:16] <KatehDoggeh> XD
#1842 [16:16] <JohnEBH> Loool
#1843 [16:16] <JohnEBH> Try your laptop now?
#1844 [16:16] <KatehDoggeh> k
#1845 [16:16] <Zyff> you should have thought about it without us ...
#1846 [16:16] <Ketsueki> JohnEBH: if it were any other error message I'd say stop. However that annoying WHQL thing should be a WARNING not an 'OMFG you might die' prompt.
#1847 [16:16] <JohnEBH> loool
#1848 [16:16] <gizmodrc> johnebh it says the pudlisher of mine craft could not be verified
#1849 [16:16] <insecur> ummm
#1850 [16:17] <insecur> ...
#1851 [16:17] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, I'll let Ketsueki comment on that XD
#1852 [16:17] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, Just by pass it if you can, it's legit from minecraft.
#1853 [16:17] <JohnEBH> insecur, Sorry mac installation yes?
#1854 [16:17] <JohnEBH> insecur, For servers...
#1855 [16:18] <insecur> Does anyone know of an alternate way of port forwarding or a way to get my routers username and password withought reseting the network?
#1856 [16:18] <Ketsueki> gizmodrc: sorry, IDK what you're doing and won't comment.
#1857 [16:18] <JohnEBH> insecur, portforward.com
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#1859 [16:18] <insecur> ...ok one sec
#1860 [16:18] <bernard> u guys help?
#1861 [16:19] <JohnEBH> bernard, What's up?
#1862 [16:19] <JohnEBH> "Publisher of Minecraft_Server.jar cannot be verified" things XD
#1863 [16:19] <bernard> i dowloaded a texture pack, and now minecrafts stuck in 'updating'
#1864 [16:19] <insecur> bernard delet your bin folder
#1865 [16:19] <JohnEBH> bernard, To get it working again delete the texture pack and it'll default to the default texture pack
#1866 [16:20] <bernard> k
#1867 [16:20] <insecur> portforward.com did not work
#1868 [16:20] <JohnEBH> bernard, Now, I need you to make sure of 2 things for me 1. Is the texture pack HD or not 2. If your java installtion is updated or not
#1869 [16:20] <KatehDoggeh> ok i'm gonna try on laptop now
#1870 [16:20] <KatehDoggeh> fingers crossed :L
#1871 [16:20] <Ketsueki> gizmodrc: oh it's the windows exe; ok I will comment. Real servers, and even virtual ones, run on boxes without expecting a screen attached and offer command line access as the primary method of control. Windows is designed to try and hide this fact and let people who don't know better run something that should be hard and skilled in an easy way; and has the security record you'd expect. I am thankful windows doesn't run cars.
#1872 [16:20] <bernard> how do i update the java?
#1873 [16:21] <JohnEBH> insecur, http://portforward.com/ Link doesn't work or they don't have instructions?
#1874 [16:21] <JohnEBH> ??> bernard getjava
#1875 [16:21] <VoxelHead> bernard: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1876 [16:21] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Good luck! =D
#1877 [16:21] <insecur> You need windows internet explorer and 25$ all which I dont have
#1878 [16:21] <KatehDoggeh> okay you know how i have a windows vista laptop?
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#1880 [16:22] <JohnEBH> ROFL
#1881 [16:22] <JohnEBH> insecur, Could you give me your routers model #?
#1882 [16:22] <KatehDoggeh> which linky do i click to download on minecraft.net if i have vista
#1883 [16:22] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, I'd say XP was better... But yeah... Same one
#1884 [16:23] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Hardware is probably updated at the very least
#1885 [16:23] <KatehDoggeh> would i click Windows: Minecraft.exe
#1886 [16:24] <JohnEBH> yep KatehDoggeh.
#1887 [16:24] <KatehDoggeh> ok just checking because last time it failed
#1888 [16:25] <JohnEBH> lol
#1889 [16:25] <JohnEBH> I could give you the link again
#1890 [16:25] <JohnEBH> Which is basically the link to that
#1891 [16:25] <KatehDoggeh> for what?
#1892 [16:25] <JohnEBH> Minecraft launcher.
#1893 [16:25] <KatehDoggeh> yeah but this chat is on my computer not laptop
#1894 [16:25] <insecur> wrt54gs
#1895 [16:25] <insecur> it is not admin admin or admin blank
#1896 [16:25] <insecur> its a linksys
#1897 [16:25] <JohnEBH> Brb, I should eat lunch >.<" Actually nvm...
#1898 [16:25] <KatehDoggeh> ok
#1899 [16:26] <JohnEBH> Hmmm
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#1901 [16:26] <insecur> Why did you need my routers model
#1902 [16:27] <mr_evil> minecrafts stuck in updateing? ._.
#1903 [16:27] <JohnEBH> insecur, http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Linksys/WRT54GS/Minecraft_Server.htm
#1904 [16:27] <KatehDoggeh> fatal exception occurred.
#1905 [16:27] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, OMG.
#1906 [16:27] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_evil win/reinst
#1907 [16:27] <KatehDoggeh> what .-.
#1908 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1909 [16:27] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1910 [16:27] <insecur> ok hold on
#1911 [16:27] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Uhhh is java installed on your laptop? =O
#1912 [16:27] <KatehDoggeh> uh
#1913 [16:28] <KatehDoggeh> yes i think so
#1914 [16:28] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh getjava
#1915 [16:28] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1916 [16:28] <KatehDoggeh> OH
#1917 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Makesure it's a update 26 aswell
#1918 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Lol
#1919 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Oh?
#1920 [16:28] <KatehDoggeh> i know
#1921 [16:28] <JohnEBH> NO VOXEL
#1922 [16:28] <KatehDoggeh> FUCKKK :L
#1923 [16:28] <JohnEBH> YOU WILL NOT BLOCK ME.
#1924 [16:28] <KatehDoggeh> it wont download the update 26 i tried earlier
#1925 [16:28] <mr_evil> i did that and its came up 'application data' should i run minecraft now??
#1926 [16:29] <JohnEBH> Er, yes?
#1927 [16:29] <KatehDoggeh> lol fail
#1928 [16:29] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, If you reinstalled it, you should be fine o.o"
#1929 [16:29] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, If not say so, and I'll find a different solution
#1930 [16:29] <KatehDoggeh> okay now it wont update java XD
#1931 [16:29] <mr_evil> didnt work ._.'
#1932 [16:29] <KatehDoggeh> what the hell
#1933 [16:30] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Also telling me if you recently installed something, such as a mod or texture pack would help
#1934 [16:30] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh javara
#1935 [16:30] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh win/javara
#1936 [16:30] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1937 [16:30] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1938 [16:30] <JohnEBH> HAHA!
#1939 [16:30] <mr_evil> yer i installed a texture pack
#1940 [16:30] <JohnEBH> Now do that ^^
#1941 [16:30] <KatehDoggeh> ok x3
#1942 [16:30] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Ok, delete the texture pack and launch minecraft to go back to default and get it working again
#1943 [16:31] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Now 2 things
#1944 [16:31] <mr_evil> i deleted the texture pack folder..
#1945 [16:31] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Confirm whether or not the texture pack is HD
#1946 [16:31] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, or if the texture pack is up to date
#1947 [16:32] <mr_evil> it said it was 1.6.6
#1948 [16:32] <mr_evil> ._>
#1949 [16:32] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, When you're done that, reinstall java =D
#1950 [16:32] <insecur> then its not up to date
#1951 [16:32] <insecur> get one for 1.7.3
#1952 [16:32] <mr_evil> how do i get minecraft up to date again?
#1953 [16:32] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Yeaaah, if you're running an older version of minecraft maybe it would've worked XD
#1954 [16:32] <JohnEBH> you have to do the reinstall.
#1955 [16:32] <mr_evil> Dx
#1956 [16:32] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_evil win/reinstall
#1957 [16:32] <mr_evil> how ._. im stupid
#1958 [16:33] <JohnEBH> VOXEL WHY YOU NO TALK?
#1959 [16:33] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_evil win/reinst
#1960 [16:33] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1961 [16:33] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1962 [16:33] <Zyff> well done !
#1963 [16:33] <Zyff> xD
#1964 [16:33] <JohnEBH> Loool
#1965 [16:33] <mr_evil> oh, i opened texture pack from minecraft. when i put %AppData% in and theres a texture pack there should i delete it?
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#1967 [16:34] <JohnEBH> Just delete the entire .minecraft folder
#1968 [16:34] <JohnEBH> And relaunch the game
#1969 [16:34] <Zyff> Oo
#1970 [16:34] <JohnEBH> Done.
#1971 [16:34] <Zyff> wait
#1972 [16:34] <mr_evil> all of it?
#1973 [16:34] <insecur> uugghhh it didnt help
#1974 [16:34] <JohnEBH> Zyff, texture pack was 1.6.6 only
#1975 [16:34] <mr_evil> it wont mess up my account/skin ?
#1976 [16:34] <Zyff> didn't he will loose his saves ?
#1977 [16:34] <JohnEBH> Zyff, It's said in the instructions to save them XD
#1978 [16:34] <KatehDoggeh> (C++) ?
#1979 [16:34] <Zyff> right
#1980 [16:34] <mr_evil> ._.
#1981 [16:35] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, ? o.o"
#1982 [16:35] <JohnEBH> insecur, Really? >.<"
#1983 [16:35] <KatehDoggeh> lol...
#1984 [16:35] <JohnEBH> insecur, Firewall on?
#1985 [16:35] <KatehDoggeh> nvm!
#1986 [16:35] <insecur> idk
#1987 [16:35] <JohnEBH> insecur, Find out, and turn offssss =D
#1988 [16:35] <insecur> ok
#1989 [16:35] <mr_evil> saves,bin,texturepacks,stats,screenshots should i delete them all?
#1990 [16:35] <insecur> noooo
#1991 [16:36] <Zyff> not the saves folder
#1992 [16:36] <mr_evil> ._.
#1993 [16:36] <mr_evil> but deletee the rest?
#1994 [16:36] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Yeah
#1995 [16:36] <Zyff> i think you don't have anything more important than the world you have crafted right ?
#1996 [16:37] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Not really? >.>
#1997 [16:37] <mr_evil> i realy only go on multiplayer..
#1998 [16:37] <JohnEBH> Zyff, i focus on my server
#1999 [16:37] <insecur> Desktop firewall is on is that the same?
#2000 [16:37] <JohnEBH> Zyff, LOLOLOLOL
#2001 [16:37] <mr_evil> DX
#2002 [16:37] <JohnEBH> insecur, I suppose XD
#2003 [16:37] <Zyff> >< i haven't run the game once yet --'
#2004 [16:37] <JohnEBH> I see the Kyeyword Firewall, I'll assume so insecur
#2005 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Dayum >.<" Have you told me your GPU card model yet? XD
#2006 [16:38] <KatehDoggeh> ok i downloaded javara and downloading java update 26
#2007 [16:38] <insecur> huh
#2008 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Zyff, or given me that DxDiag I always wanted? =D
#2009 [16:38] <mr_evil> i deleted the texture packs.. screenshots.. anything else?
#2010 [16:38] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Good to hear, hope it'll be smooth sailing later
#2011 [16:38] <Zyff> no ! I'm waiting you to solve their problems first
#2012 [16:38] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Bin deleted already?
#2013 [16:38] <Zyff> ^^
#2014 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Zyff, It'll never happen XD
#2015 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Did I say that outloud =O
#2016 [16:38] <mr_evil> its got loads of java junk there delete it?
#2017 [16:38] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2018 [16:38] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#2019 [16:38] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#2020 [16:39] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Yes you do XD
#2021 [16:39] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Like, delete the entire bin folder
#2022 [16:39] <Zyff> wtf ? xD
#2023 [16:39] <insecur> gtg =(
#2024 [16:39] <mr_evil> it says 'natives' delete that to its a folder..
#2025 [16:39] <JohnEBH> Yep
#2026 [16:39] <mr_evil> k
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#2028 [16:40] <mr_evil> now try minecraft?
#2029 [16:40] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Yup
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#2031 [16:41] <mr_evil> DUDE I LOVE U<3 it worked ty
#2032 [16:41] <JohnEBH> mr_evil, Lol Np
#2033 [16:41] <Zyff> you see ?
#2034 [16:41] <Zyff> you solved his problem :)
#2035 [16:41] <KatehDoggeh> haha i'm sure the java update window thing just disapeared o.o
#2036 [16:41] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Try now =D
#2037 [16:42] <KatehDoggeh> oh wait it came back -.-
#2038 [16:42] <Zyff> lool
#2039 [16:43] <KatehDoggeh> and is installing at 1mph
#2040 [16:43] <Zyff> ok there is only katehDoggeh and me, i think i can give you the dxdiag now :)
#2041 [16:43] <JohnEBH> Installation speeds are measured by miles =D
#2042 [16:44] <Zyff> http://pastebin.com/Gu58w3HM
#2043 [16:44] <KatehDoggeh> fail XD
#2044 [16:44] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Can't believe you're that patient >.<"
#2045 [16:44] <Zyff> i'm french :)
#2046 [16:45] <Zyff> frenchs geek are perfect x)
#2047 [16:45] <JohnEBH> lol Well know for their patience? XD
#2048 [16:45] <JohnEBH> Known*
#2049 [16:45] <KatehDoggeh> :l
#2050 [16:45] <KatehDoggeh> i'm about to give up >_<
#2051 [16:45] <Zyff> no !! my pokemon goes !
#2052 [16:45] <JohnEBH> THAT IS SO COOL, I JUST NOTICED YOUR WINDOWS VERSION! It's in French XD
#2053 [16:46] <JohnEBH> Windows 7 Édition Familiale Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.110408-1631)
#2054 [16:46] <Zyff> xD i told you i was french
#2055 [16:46] <KatehDoggeh> the java installation died x.x
#2056 [16:46] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Anyways here you are: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/mobile/catalyst_mobility_64-bit_util.exe
#2057 [16:46] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, WHAT?
#2058 [16:46] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, RIP, Java installer D=
#2059 [16:47] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Teamviewer? XD
#2060 [16:47] <JohnEBH> ?? teamviewer
#2061 [16:47] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2062 [16:47] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2063 [16:47] <Zyff> if i disconnect, i come back soon
#2064 [16:47] <KatehDoggeh> it came up with errors
#2065 [16:47] <JohnEBH> Zyff, No problem!
#2066 [16:47] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, maybe you needed to restart after JavaRA?
#2067 [16:47] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, Did you? XD
#2068 [16:47] <KatehDoggeh> like last time, are you sure that javara thing worked?
#2069 [16:48] <JohnEBH> Umm, Teamviewer?
#2070 [16:48] <JohnEBH> ??> KatehDoggeh Teamviewer
#2071 [16:48] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2072 [16:48] <VoxelHead> KatehDoggeh: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2073 [16:48] <JohnEBH> This is really my last ditch effort
#2074 [16:48] <KatehDoggeh> i can't restart .-.
#2075 [16:48] <JohnEBH> you can't? o.o"
#2076 [16:48] <Zyff> Oo
#2077 [16:48] <KatehDoggeh> because it takes about 10 minutes
#2078 [16:48] <Zyff> xD is your laptop older than your computer ?
#2079 [16:49] <KatehDoggeh> nope
#2080 [16:49] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, ^.^" Well if a program needs it to restart, usually you need to XD
#2081 [16:49] <JohnEBH> Explains the 1mph speed
#2082 [16:49] <Zyff> well see you in 10 minutes ? xD
#2083 [16:49] <JohnEBH> Anyways I need to eat lunch >.<" It's 4:50pm
#2084 [16:49] <KatehDoggeh> i think my mine craft days are overr x3
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#2086 [16:49] <JohnEBH> Lol yeah, 10 minutes
#2087 [16:49] <JohnEBH> KatehDoggeh, No their nooot!
#2088 [16:50] <KatehDoggeh> i need a refund and a cookie (:
#2089 [16:50] <Zyff> don't talk about cookies ! he need to eat --'
#2090 [16:50] <KatehDoggeh> that's if u get refunds :\
#2091 [16:52] <KatehDoggeh> bye guys thanks for the help, but i suppose it didn't actually make a difference XD
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#2093 [16:55] <Zyff27> re all
#2094 [16:56] <JohnEBH> lol
#2095 [16:56] <JohnEBH> 27?
#2096 [16:56] <Zyff27> i will explain
#2097 [16:56] <Zyff27> last time i tried to install what you gave me
#2098 [16:56] <Zyff27> my computer crashed
#2099 [16:57] <Zyff27> here, my computer just crashed, my icons are so BIG and ans have not been disconnected from irc
#2100 [16:57] <JohnEBH> Damnit >.<" ATI drivers are known for that XD
#2101 [16:57] <JohnEBH> I know a way
#2102 [16:57] <JohnEBH> But you might have to restart a lot
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#2105 [16:57] <JohnEBH> Ummm So uninstall all ATI stuff on you PC
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#2107 [16:57] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Then it'll ask you to restart
#2108 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Then reinstall the drivers
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#2110 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, That usually works, if it doesn't you'll have to go back to your old drivers
#2111 [16:58] <Zyff27> ok ... i uninstall by the same way to instal ?
#2112 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Yes you can
#2113 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Covieniently
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#2115 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Conveniently*
#2116 [16:59] <Zyff27> i have ever done that last time
#2117 [16:59] <Zyff27> but just uninstall the note obligatory part of the update
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#2119 [16:59] <Zyff27> the not*
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#2122 [17:00] <JohnEBH> Yeah, just uninstall anything ATI related
#2123 [17:00] <JohnEBH> Then reinstall it. Usually works after
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#2125 [17:00] <Zyff27> ok so this time i uninstall everything
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#2127 [17:00] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Yup
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#2129 [17:00] <Zyff27> can you give me the link ? my screen is to big i do want to search it xD
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#2134 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, For the installer? =O
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#2136 [17:01] <Zyff27> too [...] don't want
#2137 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, You don't have it saved? >.<"
#2138 [17:01] <Zyff27> computer crashed ...
#2139 [17:01] <JohnEBH> http://www2.ati.com/drivers/mobile/catalyst_mobility_64-bit_util.exe
#2140 [17:01] <JohnEBH> There you go =D
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#2143 [17:01] <JohnEBH> ERRRR
#2144 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Wjay
#2145 [17:01] <JohnEBH> What's with all these high PINGs? >.<"
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#2150 [17:02] <gizmodrc> i got the server how do i get on
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#2152 [17:02] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, localhost Only from your computer
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#2154 [17:02] <gizmodrc> i cant play it
#2155 [17:02] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, For other people to join, you have to port forward and make firewall exceptions. Then you would use your external Ip to connect
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#2157 [17:03] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, To connect to your server put in the IP: Localhost
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#2159 [17:03] <Zyff27> try something like 127.0.0.1
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#2162 [17:03] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Localhost is much easier ^.^"
#2163 [17:03] <Zyff27> i'm not sur it's that
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#2167 [17:04] <JohnEBH> So many joins...
#2168 [17:04] <Zyff27> i wait to have minecraft working before trying my server xD
#2169 [17:04] <Restiphani> Hello peeps
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#2171 [17:04] <Zyff27> hi
#2172 [17:04] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Lol Ok
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#2174 [17:04] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, Hello
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#2176 [17:04] <Restiphani> I feel like such a noob here but i've been pulling my hair out on these mine carts they are not working
#2177 [17:05] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, They need momentum to move
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#2180 [17:05] <Restiphani> lol
#2181 [17:05] <Zyff27> momentum ?
#2182 [17:05] <Alibal97> JohnEBH what was your server ip adress so I can try my minecraft after reinstalling it?
#2183 [17:05] <JohnEBH> JHSMPG.tk Alibal97
#2184 [17:06] <Restiphani> yup I put the furnace minecart in the back and the regualr minecarts in the front, power one should push the empty ones when you add coal right??
#2185 [17:06] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, So put down powered rails or make sure you have a slope
#2186 [17:06] <gizmodrc> johnebs would my freind be able to join
#2187 [17:06] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, That's very slow XD
#2188 [17:06] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, Sure np
#2189 [17:06] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, JHSMPG.Tk
#2190 [17:07] <gizmodrc> so he has to type local host and then he joins
#2191 [17:07] <Zyff27> rebooting ... i will come back :)
#2192 [17:07] <JohnEBH> Nomad_, gizmodrc You have to type local host to join.
#2193 [17:07] <JohnEBH> Nomad_, gizmodrc YOU have to type local host to join
#2194 [17:07] <JohnEBH> OMG
#2195 [17:07] <JohnEBH> WHY
#2196 [17:08] <gizmodrc> whats he have to type
#2197 [17:08] <JohnEBH> You need your external IP
#2198 [17:08] <JohnEBH> http://www.whatsmyip.org/
#2199 [17:08] <McPlusPlus> "What's My IP Address? Networking Tools & More" at www.whatsmyip.org
#2200 [17:08] <gizmodrc> how do i find that
#2201 [17:08] <JohnEBH> ^^
#2202 [17:08] <Restiphani> So can you not use powered mine carts you have to use powered rail??
#2203 [17:09] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, you can, but powered minecarts are very slow
#2204 [17:09] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, If you don't mind can you join my server?
#2205 [17:09] <Restiphani> Sure
#2206 [17:09] <Restiphani> what is it
#2207 [17:09] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, I manage transportation on my server so yeah, I have an ok setup XD
#2208 [17:09] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, JHSMPG.Tk
#2209 [17:10] <gizmodrc> thanks its for my friends birth day
#2210 [17:11] <gizmodrc> johnebh thanks its for my friends birth day
#2211 [17:11] <JohnEBH> gizmodrc, Lol Np
#2212 [17:11] <Restiphani> couldn't find a channel by that name
#2213 [17:11] <Alibal97> JohnEBH The error happens still after reinstalling minecraft
#2214 [17:12] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, Hmmm, Can you check you java update version?
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#2216 [17:12] <Alibal97> how do I do that?
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#2218 [17:12] <Zyff> Here i am !
#2219 [17:12] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, Control Panel > Uninstall - Check java's last two ##'s
#2220 [17:12] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Hi! XD
#2221 [17:12] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Is still here lol
#2222 [17:13] <Zyff> a clone
#2223 [17:13] <Zyff> :o
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#2225 [17:13] <Restiphani> I never use IRC so either i'm not able to join that channel or i'm doing it wrong (my guess is it's the 2nd)
#2226 [17:13] <Zyff> here he left :)
#2227 [17:13] <Alibal97> JohnEBH it says Java(TM) 6 update 26
#2228 [17:13] <JohnEBH> Hmmm
#2229 [17:14] <mr_trousers> my minecraft wont run :::(
#2230 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, Loool Not IRC server, my minecraft server ^.^"
#2231 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, I want to show you examples of minecart systems
#2232 [17:14] <mr_trousers> I NEED HELP!!
#2233 [17:14] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, black screen, white screen, unexpect closing?
#2234 [17:14] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, Patience
#2235 [17:14] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_trousers patience
#2236 [17:14] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2237 [17:14] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2238 [17:15] <Restiphani> Ohhhh, lol. ok give me that server name again. my bad
#2239 [17:15] <JohnEBH> Restiphani, Lol Np, JHSMPG.Tk
#2240 [17:15] <mr_trousers> it lets me sign in and it just goes to the minecraft updating screen and wont load the update or go past that
#2241 [17:15] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, Any mods or texture packs recently installed?
#2242 [17:16] <mr_trousers> painterly and i tried to get more creeps and wierdos but it nblack screened me
#2243 [17:16] <Zyff> reinstalling AMD
#2244 [17:16] <Zyff> waiting for the crash ?
#2245 [17:17] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, Reinstall
#2246 [17:17] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_trousers win/reinst
#2247 [17:17] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2248 [17:17] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2249 [17:17] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, if you're going to install mods, atleast have experience with it
#2250 [17:17] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, Also, #risucraft will help you with mods
#2251 [17:17] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, I'm not in the mood to start support mods for some random reason ATM
#2252 [17:18] <mr_trousers> k thnx guys
#2253 [17:18] <Alibal97> JohnEBH it says Java(TM) 6 update 26
#2254 [17:18] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, But I know for a fact the installation of mods is your problem
#2255 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, Alright...
#2256 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, is your internet connection good?
#2257 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, Would you say?
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#2260 [17:18] <Alibal97> Yes I think so, some of my friends have worse and they get on fine
#2261 [17:20] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, it could be a failed java installation then
#2262 [17:20] <Alibal97> Googled it so much but found nothing relating to it
#2263 [17:20] <JohnEBH> ??> Alibal97 javara
#2264 [17:20] <JohnEBH> ??> Alibal97 win/javara
#2265 [17:20] <VoxelHead> Alibal97: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2266 [17:20] <VoxelHead> Alibal97: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2267 [17:20] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, That will completely remove java
#2268 [17:20] <JohnEBH> Alibal97, Then i'd like you to reinstall java when done, a restart may be required after JavaRA
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#2271 [17:21] <Zyff27> here come the crash !
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#2273 [17:21] <oldtopmanserver> ??> Zyff27 pastebin
#2274 [17:21] <VoxelHead> Zyff27: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2275 [17:21] <oldtopmanserver> onvm
#2276 [17:22] <keret> hi i installed minecraft and i already had the files with a mod on it and now my minecraft won't launch
#2277 [17:22] <Zyff27> onvm ? wait ! where goes john ? xD
#2278 [17:22] <keret> so can you help or can i have my 14 quid back
#2279 [17:23] <oldtopmanserver> ??> keret attitude
#2280 [17:23] <VoxelHead> keret: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2281 [17:23] <VoxelHead> keret: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2282 [17:23] <oldtopmanserver> ??> keret win/reinst
#2283 [17:23] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2284 [17:23] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2285 [17:23] <JohnEBH> Zyff27, Lol sry busy on my server ^.^"
#2286 [17:24] <Zyff27> np i've got all the time ... but you ever know it ^^'
#2287 [17:24] <Zyff27> while the reinstall my computer crashed again ... i think i can't update my driver card
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#2290 [17:25] <keret> voxelhead you are a god!!!! i <3 you
#2291 [17:26] <Zyff27> it's a bot
#2292 [17:26] <Zyff27> ...
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#2295 [17:27] <Zyff27> rebooting
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#2297 [17:27] <Zyff27> come back soon
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#2300 [17:29] <JohnEBH> lol oldtopmanserver, I tried helping kerret our earlier, he just left
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#2302 [17:30] <max2701> hellp
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#2304 [17:30] <Zyff> here i come again ^^
#2305 [17:30] <g> What's with Minecraft throttling logins?
#2306 [17:30] <g> the site, I mean
#2307 [17:31] <max2701> my MC closes every few minutes and on the desktop there is an hs_error_pid or something. what can i do?
#2308 [17:32] <max2701> hello???anyone?
#2309 [17:32] <Zyff> copy/paste the content of hs_error on
#2310 [17:32] <Zyff> pastebin
#2311 [17:32] <max2701> ok
#2312 [17:32] <Zyff> http://pastebin.com/
#2313 [17:32] <McPlusPlus> "Pastebin.com - #1 paste tool since 2002!" at pastebin.com
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#2315 [17:33] <Zyff> with a little more time i will be able to help people too :)
#2316 [17:33] <g> ~stfu McPlusPlus
#2317 [17:33] <Zyff> ???
#2318 [17:33] <g> turning off the url parser
#2319 [17:34] <Gamerbad> I need some help, i want to have a plugin or script, that when you type !tools diamond it gives you an axe, sword, pickaxe etc. but i can not figure out how to do it. any ideas?
#2320 [17:34] <Gamerbad> ^multiplayer server
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#2322 [17:35] <Zyff> sorry i don't know anything about this :s
#2323 [17:35] <Gamerbad> :/
#2324 [17:35] <Zyff> wait and i think we will find someone to help
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#2326 [17:35] <Gamerbad> :D
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#2328 [17:36] <mib_afhfqs> i need help my minecraft crashed
#2329 [17:36] <mib_4m2vp5> when i start the game i login it do black screen and do an error HELP
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#2331 [17:36] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_afhfqs win/reinst
#2332 [17:36] <VoxelHead> mib_afhfqs: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2333 [17:36] <VoxelHead> mib_afhfqs: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2334 [17:36] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 win/reinst
#2335 [17:36] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2336 [17:36] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2337 [17:36] <JohnEBH> Gamerbad, That's a bukkit server with plugin support, Or MCMA because of the !
#2338 [17:36] <Zyff> john's return
#2339 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Gamerbad, Actually I think that's MCMA
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#2341 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Ikr? ^.^
#2342 [17:37] <Zyff> sorry ... lkr ?
#2343 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Gamerbad, But thereare other options too, such as the bukkit server and plugins, such as Essentials, command... Thingy
#2344 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Commandbook*
#2345 [17:37] <JohnEBH> XD
#2346 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Ikr (I know right?)
#2347 [17:37] <JohnEBH> NO VOXEL
#2348 [17:37] <JohnEBH> YOU SHUSH
#2349 [17:38] <Zyff> ><
#2350 [17:38] <mib_hheps3> i pressed single player and it wont load
#2351 [17:38] <max2701> ok, i made this pastebin thing. what next?
#2352 [17:39] <Gamerbad> i bough a server from servercraft.co
#2353 [17:39] <Gamerbad> i think it has bukkit installed
#2354 [17:39] <Gamerbad> i am a Newbie at minecraftservering
#2355 [17:39] <mib_hheps3> then i tried playing beta and that wouldnt load
#2356 [17:40] <Gamerbad> can you link me to the plugin i need?
#2357 [17:40] <Zyff> max2701 send the link when jhonEBH will be come back
#2358 [17:40] <mib_hheps3> what do i do
#2359 [17:40] <Zyff> johnEBH*
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#2361 [17:40] <JohnEBH> Back
#2362 [17:41] <JohnEBH> max2701, Send the link
#2363 [17:41] <max2701> http://pastebin.com/VPJdAn8r
#2364 [17:41] <JohnEBH> Gamerbad, Uhhhh search up command book
#2365 [17:41] <Gamerbad> ok
#2366 [17:41] <JohnEBH> Gamerbad, Or essentials on bukkit forums
#2367 [17:41] <Zyff> have you seen john ? i helped you to help him :)
#2368 [17:41] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 win/reinst
#2369 [17:41] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2370 [17:41] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2371 [17:41] <JohnEBH> Loool
#2372 [17:41] <JohnEBH> Yes Zyff I saw ^.^"
#2373 [17:41] <mib_4m2vp5> crash
#2374 [17:41] <JohnEBH> When I saw my name ;)
#2375 [17:42] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, That's why reinstall
#2376 [17:42] <nonesuch> Got a Q: when installing mods, do I touch the minecraft-1.7.3.jar folder at all?
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#2378 [17:42] <mib_4m2vp5> voxel the metod don't work
#2379 [17:42] <max2701> http://pastebin.com/VPJdAn8r
#2380 [17:42] <JohnEBH> nonesuch, Depends on the mods
#2381 [17:42] <Zyff> i feel like a child doing something good for the first time xD
#2382 [17:42] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, Is java up to date? Update 26
#2383 [17:42] <max2701> whats wrong with my minecraft now?
#2384 [17:42] <nonesuch> trying to get the zipline one, I haven't read that I need to but it keeps crashing so I'm unsure
#2385 [17:42] <mib_4m2vp5> i have update all...
#2386 [17:42] <JohnEBH> ??> max2701 patience
#2387 [17:42] <VoxelHead> max2701: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2388 [17:42] <VoxelHead> max2701: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2389 [17:42] <JohnEBH> I'm only one guy guys...
#2390 [17:42] <JohnEBH> Gold up
#2391 [17:42] <JohnEBH> Hold up*
#2392 [17:43] <JohnEBH> max2701, Update Java to update 26
#2393 [17:43] <Zyff> one more time --'
#2394 [17:43] <JohnEBH> ??> max2701 getjava
#2395 [17:43] <VoxelHead> max2701: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2396 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Lol Voxel Used to love me T.T
#2397 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Anyways
#2398 [17:43] <JohnEBH> And max2701 Also update you nvidia drivers
#2399 [17:43] <max2701> ok
#2400 [17:43] <JohnEBH> nonesuch, Send me a link to the thread?
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#2402 [17:43] <JohnEBH> nonesuch, It may not be for 1.7.3 yet
#2403 [17:43] <nonesuch> 1 sec
#2404 [17:43] <max2701> thx.
#2405 [17:44] <mib_4m2vp5> I have all upgrated %appdata% metod dont work... i have buy the game for 14.95 $ and IT CRASH!
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#2407 [17:44] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 attitude
#2408 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2409 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2410 [17:44] <JohnEBH> We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2411 [17:44] <mr_trousers> i still cant get it
#2412 [17:44] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 javara
#2413 [17:44] <Zyff> earlier you told me "i know right" john ? were you talking about the update i need ?
#2414 [17:44] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 win/javara
#2415 [17:44] <braybray> have bought minecraft month ago and been playing it, since yesterday i log in and try to play with in game browser and it tells me to Buy Now.
#2416 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2417 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2418 [17:44] <JohnEBH> Zyff, No you ask ikr meant XD
#2419 [17:45] <nonesuch> JohnEBH, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/435515-v173-zipline-mod-sspwipvcc/page__hl__zipline
#2420 [17:45] <JohnEBH> Zyff, or maybe what I was using for o.o"
#2421 [17:45] <braybray> have bought minecraft month ago and been playing it, since yesterday i log in and try to play with in game browser and it tells me to Buy Now.
#2422 [17:45] <mr_trousers> can someone help me i need to totaly reinstall minecraft
#2423 [17:45] <JohnEBH> braybray, Log in first
#2424 [17:45] <mr_trousers> how?
#2425 [17:45] <mib_4m2vp5> ok tanks i try
#2426 [17:45] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, Then reinstall java ty!
#2427 [17:45] <braybray> It says that i log in dur
#2428 [17:45] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, We've been through this T.T"
#2429 [17:46] <JohnEBH> braybray, But it work via launcher yes?
#2430 [17:46] <braybray> have bought minecraft month ago and been playing it, since yesterday i log in and try to play with in game browser and it tells me to Buy Now.
#2431 [17:46] <JohnEBH> braybray, Also minecraft username please?
#2432 [17:46] <JohnEBH> ??> braybray ask
#2433 [17:46] <VoxelHead> braybray: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2434 [17:46] <VoxelHead> braybray: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2435 [17:46] <JohnEBH> braybray, we/I heard you the first time
#2436 [17:46] <mr_trousers> i know i cant get it ive deleted everything it jsut freezez on the updating page
#2437 [17:46] <braybray> No launcher won't work because it says outdated Video Driver eventhough there is no newer one out, username is braybray123
#2438 [17:46] <mib_4m2vp5> voxel are you a bot?
#2439 [17:46] <JohnEBH> braybray, Ask again you'll be kicked for spam
#2440 [17:46] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2441 [17:46] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#2442 [17:47] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#2443 [17:47] <JohnEBH> braybray, Are sure it's updated?
#2444 [17:47] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, ;)
#2445 [17:47] <braybray> yes
#2446 [17:47] <nonesuch> trousers, you deleted the .minecraft folder?
#2447 [17:47] <mr_trousers> no
#2448 [17:47] <Zyff> ok ... now i understand why there is a "bot" command here ...
#2449 [17:47] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_trousers win/javara
#2450 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2451 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2452 [17:47] <JohnEBH> Looool
#2453 [17:47] <g> I found that!
#2454 [17:47] <g> :D
#2455 [17:48] <JohnEBH> ?? index
#2456 [17:48] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2457 [17:48] <nonesuch> That's how I've been reinstalling mine trousers
#2458 [17:48] <JohnEBH> ^^ List of commands
#2459 [17:48] <mib_4m2vp5> i use javara, but there aren't problems, the problem is minecraft...
#2460 [17:48] <braybray> I have even got a new jar file before, but it did not help, it acts as if I didn't pay yet
#2461 [17:48] <Zyff> everyone can use commends ?
#2462 [17:48] <g> JohnEBH: They don't need that..
#2463 [17:48] <Zyff> commands*
#2464 [17:48] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Yes
#2465 [17:48] <JohnEBH> g, W.e >.>"
#2466 [17:48] <g> You must be new here :P
#2467 [17:48] <JohnEBH> g, Zyff Was curious XD
#2468 [17:49] <JohnEBH> g, 1 Week old =D
#2469 [17:49] <g> or Zyff must be new here
#2470 [17:49] <JohnEBH> g, Still new right? =D
#2471 [17:49] <g> or both of you must be new here
#2472 [17:49] <g> :P
#2473 [17:49] <g> yes
#2474 [17:49] <JohnEBH> g, Oh LOl
#2475 [17:49] <mib_4m2vp5> Minecraft crash again HELP
#2476 [17:49] <g> lol
#2477 [17:49] * g slaps VoxelHead around a bit with a large trout.
#2477 [17:49] <g> nice try :P
#2478 [17:49] <braybray> Is anyone here to actually help, i actually asked a question, not like others here saying theirs crashed and so on
#2479 [17:50] <g> "The enter key is not punctionation"
#2480 [17:50] <g> No, it's teh way I type
#2481 [17:50] <g> the*
#2482 [17:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :g: it definitely is punctuation.
#2483 [17:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :look
#2484 [17:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :at
#2485 [17:50] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :me
#2486 [17:50] <g> lol
#2487 [17:50] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, Have you used javaRA yet and reinstalled java?
#2488 [17:51] <JohnEBH> l
#2489 [17:51] <JohnEBH> o
#2490 [17:51] <g> I think the bot is a little overzealous
#2491 [17:51] <JohnEBH> l
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#2493 [17:51] <JohnEBH> ;)
#2494 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :err
#2495 [17:51] <JohnEBH> I think he is
#2496 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :g: when did it +q me? o:
#2497 [17:51] <g> You wre already +q lol
#2498 [17:51] <g> were*
#2499 [17:51] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#2500 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :LOL
#2501 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I never noticed
#2502 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Hooray for +v
#2503 [17:51] <g> :P
#2504 [17:51] <braybray> wow, pay for a game and get this support
#2505 [17:51] <JohnEBH> +v? =O
#2506 [17:51] <g> braybray: We don't get paid :P
#2507 [17:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :braybray: this is volunteer support
#2508 [17:51] <JohnEBH> ??> braybray attitude
#2509 [17:51] <VoxelHead> braybray: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2510 [17:51] <VoxelHead> braybray: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2511 [17:52] <braybray> I didn't think you got paid, but anyways, someone want to help me out or not
#2512 [17:52] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :braybray: sure.
#2513 [17:52] <JohnEBH> braybray, Wtf already did
#2514 [17:52] <JohnEBH> braybray, Ask for your user name
#2515 [17:52] <JohnEBH> braybray, Never replied
#2516 [17:52] <braybray> then look again
#2517 [17:52] <Zyff> he replied ...
#2518 [17:52] <Zyff> xD
#2519 [17:52] <JohnEBH> I never saw it >.>
#2520 [17:52] <braybray> you were too busy loling about something else
#2521 [17:52] <nonesuch> If I'm installing mods, do I delete the meta-inf file from minecraft-1.7.3.jar?
#2522 [17:52] <JohnEBH> Wish you guys could tag my name in it XD
#2523 [17:53] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
#2524 [17:53] <g> JohnEBH, You mean like this?
#2525 [17:53] <mib_4m2vp5> voxe head the metod with ja'vara dont work...
#2526 [17:53] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :McPlusPlus: stfu
#2527 [17:53] <g> Oh look, Tumblr is down again
#2528 [17:53] <Zyff> braybray at this moment he was not laughing yet
#2529 [17:53] <g> lukegb: Be nice to mah bot :<
#2530 [17:53] <JohnEBH> I don't even see his username up there ^^
#2531 [17:53] <McPlusPlus> [MC-Updates] Feed is empty!
#2532 [17:53] <JohnEBH> Wtf?
#2533 [17:53] <g> TUMBLR
#2534 [17:53] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :McPlusPlus: you're not sentient. You're not even a full-time employee!
#2535 [17:53] <g> WHY U SO FAIL
#2536 [17:53] <JohnEBH> I asked for his username not if he had one
#2537 [17:53] <JohnEBH> if that's what said yes too
#2538 [17:53] <g> !paid yes
#2539 [17:54] <JohnEBH> LOOOOL
#2540 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :.paid yes
#2541 [17:54] <mib_4m2vp5> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 --------
#2542 [17:54] <JohnEBH> !paid God
#2543 [17:54] <JohnEBH> MIB OMG
#2544 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :oh, aubot hates me
#2545 [17:54] <g> Well played, VoxelHead
#2546 [17:54] <JohnEBH> mib_4m2vp5, pastebin
#2547 [17:54] <g> well plaid
#2548 [17:54] <g> layed*
#2549 [17:54] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4m2vp5 pastebin
#2550 [17:54] <g> bah
#2551 [17:54] <g> whatever
#2552 [17:54] <VoxelHead> mib_4m2vp5: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2553 [17:54] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#2554 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :BEGIN ERROR REPORT
#2555 [17:54] <JohnEBH> PLAYED
#2556 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :--- BEHIN ERROR REPORT
#2557 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT
#2558 [17:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :hmm
#2559 [17:54] <g> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 --------
#2560 [17:55] <g> It's pretty sentient
#2561 [17:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT babababa --------
#2562 [17:55] <g> for a bot
#2563 [17:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ah
#2564 [17:55] <JohnEBH> !paid braybray123
#2565 [17:55] <g> <VoxelHead> Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#2566 [17:55] <g> or not
#2567 [17:55] <JohnEBH> braybray, Been pirating haven't we?
#2568 [17:55] <zelda> Hi, I've some problem with starting the game.. I'ts show error: The registry refers nonexistent Java Runtime Enviroment or the runtime is corrupted.. Can someone help me please? Thanks :)
#2569 [17:55] <JohnEBH> <AuBot> braybray123 has NOT paid for Minecraft!
#2570 [17:55] <mib_4m2vp5> java.lang.IllegalStateException: Function is not supported
#2571 [17:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid braybray
#2572 [17:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid braybray
#2573 [17:55] <JohnEBH> Sorry, we don't support pirate braybray
#2574 [17:55] <g> lol
#2575 [17:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AuBot: stop ignoring me
#2576 [17:56] <g> it doesn't like me either
#2577 [17:56] <mib_4m2vp5> Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
#2578 [17:56] <braybray> ? It is my little brothers account which i bought him last month, it has been working fine until yesterday.....
#2579 [17:56] <JohnEBH> !paid braybray123
#2580 [17:56] <JohnEBH> !paid braybray
#2581 [17:56] <JohnEBH> Eh?
#2582 [17:56] <g> it has a throttle
#2583 [17:56] <xolotl> braybray: Where did you purchase Minecraft from?
#2584 [17:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :JohnEBH: cool down timer
#2585 [17:56] <mib_4m2vp5> at org.lwjgl.BufferChecks.checkFunctionAddress(BufferChecks.java:64)
#2586 [17:56] <JohnEBH> Ah
#2587 [17:56] <g> !paid braybray
#2588 [17:56] <JohnEBH> !paid braybray
#2589 [17:56] * g slaps AuBot
#2589 [17:56] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#2590 [17:56] <Zyff> zelda try update java
#2591 [17:56] <g> Kealper!
#2592 [17:56] <braybray> Do you want a receipt or something?
#2593 [17:56] <xolotl> braybray: Or, more appropriately, from where did you purchase Minecraft?
#2594 [17:56] <g> Y YOUR BOT IGNORE ME
#2595 [17:56] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :g: Kealper never figured it out for me
#2596 [17:56] <g> it used to work for me
#2597 [17:56] <braybray> From minecraft.net, i wouldnt know where else
#2598 [17:56] <Zyff> what a flood here --'
#2599 [17:57] <mib_4m2vp5> 1 moment be quaiet all i need to past the ERROR
#2600 [17:57] <g> no you don't
#2601 [17:57] <g> use pastebin.com
#2602 [17:57] <mib_4m2vp5> and wath's?
#2603 [17:57] <xolotl> braybray: Are you sure you've got the username/password correct?
#2604 [17:57] <braybray> Yes I am logged in as said, just won't let me play
#2605 [17:58] <g> xolotl: y'arr, h'arr, fiddle-dee-dee..
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#2607 [17:58] <zelda> Hi, I've some problem with starting the game.. I'ts show error: The registry refers nonexistent Java Runtime Enviroment or the runtime is corrupted.. I did try install java runtime, java SDK etc. and its not still runing... Can someone help me please? Thanks :)
#2608 [17:58] <charmander> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 --------
#2609 [17:58] <xolotl> braybray: Why won't it let you play? What's the actual error/behavior?
#2610 [17:59] <JohnEBH> He never paid for it...
#2611 [17:59] <JohnEBH> I'm assuming cracked launcher or he can't get online that
#2612 [17:59] <JohnEBH> That's all*
#2613 [17:59] <g> okay
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#2615 [17:59] <g> VoxelHead: I love you
#2616 [17:59] <g> :P
#2617 [17:59] <nonesuch> If I'm installing mods, do I delete the meta-inf file from minecraft-1.7.3.jar?
#2618 [17:59] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
#2619 [17:59] <g> oh, shut up
#2620 [17:59] <g> ~raw privmsg chanserv :devoice #minecrafthelp
#2621 [17:59] <g> bah
#2622 [17:59] <g> no devoice anymore
#2623 [17:59] <xolotl> nonesuch: Try in #risucraft - this channel doesn't really support mods
#2624 [17:59] <JohnEBH> g, Calm!
#2625 [17:59] <Zyff> zelda i told you : "try to update JAVA"
#2626 [17:59] <braybray> I log in, attempt to play in the browser and it acts as if I havn't paid
#2627 [17:59] <nonesuch> thanks
#2628 [18:00] <charmander> i start minecraft, i login , start, and black screen, then crash, i have java at max version i make the %appdata% thing but.. crash
#2629 [18:00] <JohnEBH> braybray, You haven;t paid buddy
#2630 [18:00] <JohnEBH> !paid braybray123
#2631 [18:00] <charmander> i use ja'vara
#2632 [18:00] <JohnEBH> If that's actually your username >.>
#2633 [18:00] <zelda> PLEASE Hi, I've some problem with starting the game.. I'ts show error: The registry refers nonexistent Java Runtime Enviroment or the runtime is corrupted.. I did try install java runtime, java SDK etc. and its not still runing... Can someone help me please? Thanks
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#2635 [18:00] <JohnEBH> ??> zelda javaRA buddy
#2636 [18:00] <braybray> hmm okkay, this seems to be an issue no one here can handle, where must I really go?
#2637 [18:00] <Zyff> zelda i ever give you twice an answer
#2638 [18:00] <JohnEBH> ??> zelda win/javara
#2639 [18:00] <VoxelHead> zelda: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2640 [18:01] <VoxelHead> zelda: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2641 [18:01] <charmander> i buy minecraft for a crash -.-
#2642 [18:01] <g> alright I need to go, later
#2643 [18:01] <JohnEBH> ??> braybray support
#2644 [18:01] <VoxelHead> braybray: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2645 [18:01] <zelda> thank you very much guys ;)
#2646 [18:01] <Zyff> np
#2647 [18:02] <charmander> voxel, i login in minecraft, but crash, i use javara but crash, i use %appdata% but crash.... wath can i do???
#2648 [18:02] <JohnEBH> ??> charmander win/reinst
#2649 [18:02] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2650 [18:02] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2651 [18:02] <JohnEBH> charmander, And after JavaRA did you reinstall java?
#2652 [18:02] <braybray> I havn't found an email address or phone number on the support page
#2653 [18:02] <charmander> i use that method too but crash.
#2654 [18:02] <JohnEBH> Like really?
#2655 [18:02] <JohnEBH> braybray, It's support form
#2656 [18:02] <charmander> yes i made ALL but crash
#2657 [18:02] <JohnEBH> braybray, Not an email address or phone number
#2658 [18:02] <JohnEBH> braybray, A simple support form
#2659 [18:02] <Kealper> g, lukegb: are you two on ipv6?
#2660 [18:03] <braybray> I will try to find that
#2661 [18:03] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Kealper: I am
#2662 [18:03] <JohnEBH> Kealper, is it worth it? =O
#2663 [18:03] <charmander> voxel i use %App data% metod
#2664 [18:03] <JohnEBH> ??. charmander bot
#2665 [18:03] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :why, Kealper, does your bot just ignore all IPv6 users? :S
#2666 [18:03] <charmander> voxel game crash again help
#2667 [18:03] <JohnEBH> ??> charmander bot
#2668 [18:03] <VoxelHead> charmander: (bot) Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#2669 [18:03] <VoxelHead> charmander: (bot) Did I type that out loud?
#2670 [18:03] <Kealper> lukegb: i'm really lazy, so i probably won't get around to fixing the parse errors caused by ipv6 addresses
#2671 [18:03] <charmander> ... .-.
#2672 [18:03] <Kealper> lukegb: but there is still a chance, if i get bored....
#2673 [18:03] <Zyff> lol
#2674 [18:03] <Kealper> :P
#2675 [18:03] <charmander> jonh help me pls :(
#2676 [18:03] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#2677 [18:04] <Zyff> xD
#2678 [18:04] <JohnEBH> charmander, Teamviewer?
#2679 [18:04] <Zyff> i love this bot
#2680 [18:04] <JohnEBH> ??> charmander teamviewer
#2681 [18:04] <VoxelHead> charmander: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2682 [18:04] <charmander> no i cant
#2683 [18:04] <VoxelHead> charmander: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2684 [18:04] <Kealper> now, i'd help in here but i must get back to making cashmonies
#2685 [18:04] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :...
#2686 [18:04] <charmander> game crash all times with all method... i pay 14.95 for a damn crash!!!!!!!
#2687 [18:04] <Kealper> lukegb: i'll poke you when i'm done doing actual work, i'll look in to making the main modules of AuBot parse v6 addresses correctly
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#2689 [18:05] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :woo
#2690 [18:05] <JohnEBH> charmander, I can assist you via teamvviewer
#2691 [18:05] <Kealper> because i'm going to end up needing to do it anyways
#2692 [18:05] <Kealper> v6 isn't going to get less used D:
#2693 [18:05] <charmander> i cant use team vivier, sorry
#2694 [18:05] <JohnEBH> charmander, Why not?
#2695 [18:05] <JohnEBH> charmander, you tried everything but that
#2696 [18:05] <charmander> becouse i'm 14 year old
#2697 [18:05] <charmander> :(
#2698 [18:05] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
#2699 [18:05] <JohnEBH> charmander, And I'm 15? >.>
#2700 [18:06] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I'm 16!
#2701 [18:06] <charmander> ok use team
#2702 [18:06] <charmander> waith
#2703 [18:06] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :14, 15, 16! magic.
#2704 [18:06] <JohnEBH> lol
#2705 [18:06] <charmander> i need download it
#2706 [18:06] <JohnEBH> Brb I need a drink... been yelling at mym onitor for the past 15 minutes
#2707 [18:06] <Zyff> isn't teamviewer free for all ?
#2708 [18:06] <JohnEBH> Zyff, Yes it is
#2709 [18:07] <charmander> i'm italian, dont use voice pls
#2710 [18:07] <Zyff> i've got it too ... so i'm asking ... why can't you use it charmander ?
#2711 [18:07] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :*all non-commercial users
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#2716 [18:08] <charmander> JONH DONT USE VOICE ON TEAM VIVIER PLS
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#2721 [18:08] <Rensik> ... my computer just opened up this channel on its own. 0o?
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#2723 [18:09] <charmander> jhon?
#2724 [18:09] <oldtopmanserver> Rensik: Do you own minecraft?
#2725 [18:09] <charmander> Jonh?
#2726 [18:09] <Rensik> I do
#2727 [18:09] <Zyff> charmander john goes for a drink
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#2729 [18:09] <oldtopmanserver> Rensik: Do you play it, and if so, does it have any issues?
#2730 [18:09] <gPad2002> Fucking Esper
#2731 [18:09] <Rensik> I've been here before, but this time it just popped up on its own
#2732 [18:10] <oldtopmanserver> eh
#2733 [18:10] <Zyff> Oo
#2734 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> Hello? o.o
#2735 [18:10] <charmander> Jhon
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#2739 [18:10] <Rensik> I don't have any issues at this time, so...
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#2741 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> Disconnected (An established connection was aborted by the software in your host machine). ? o.o"
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#2744 [18:10] <Kealper> !unload mod_bot
#2745 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> Wtf?
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#2747 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> Is this esper?
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#2749 [18:10] <charmander> Jonh use team vivier ok?
#2750 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> Problem?
#2751 [18:10] <JHS-JohnEBH> charmander, yes
#2752 [18:11] <charmander> yes, minecraft
#2753 [18:11] <charmander> but dont speack
#2754 [18:11] <charmander> im italian
#2755 [18:11] <JHS-JohnEBH> charmander, PM JHS-johnEBH (ID) (Pass)
#2756 [18:11] <JHS-JohnEBH> Lol Ok
#2757 [18:11] <mr_pants> I just downloaded a texture pack, i restarted the game and now the mojang loading screen will come up, then go to a textures image and go black and wont run the game, where can i reset to the default texture pack?
#2758 [18:11] <charmander> 788 032 367 pasword 4105
#2759 [18:12] <Zyff> --'
#2760 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> Errrr
#2761 [18:12] <Zyff> he told you PM
#2762 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> Charmander... XD
#2763 [18:12] <Kealper> i'll fix this issue
#2764 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> charmander, Generate a new pass
#2765 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> Or
#2766 [18:12] <charmander> 788 032 367 id 4105 pasword
#2767 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> Kealper
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#2769 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> GOD DAMN...
#2770 [18:12] <Zyff> ><
#2771 [18:12] <Kealper> if any unauthorized people connect, i'll ban you from the channel forever
#2772 [18:12] <oldtopmanserver> XD
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#2774 [18:12] <JHS-JohnEBH> DONE
#2775 [18:12] <Zyff> i haven't seen, can you give us once more ?
#2776 [18:13] <charmander> 788 032 367 7105 pasword
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#2778 [18:13] <Kealper> "you" being the unauthorized person
#2779 [18:13] <Zyff> lool
#2780 [18:13] <JHS-JohnEBH> WHAAAAT?
#2781 [18:13] <JHS-JohnEBH> NOOOOO D=
#2782 [18:13] <JHS-JohnEBH> BRB THEN!
#2783 [18:13] <Kealper> charmander: the more you spam that, the more likely it is that someone is going to remotely shutdown your computer, so shut up already
#2784 [18:13] <mr_pants> kealper were you saing you'd help my problem?
#2785 [18:13] <mr_pants> or someone elses
#2786 [18:13] <charmander> kealper i'm not spamming shut uop pls
#2787 [18:13] <Zyff> charmander is so fun xD
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#2789 [18:14] <charmander> Jonh....
#2790 [18:14] <JohnEBH> Yes?
#2791 [18:14] * Kealper kicked charmander from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Sure, I'll shut up.)
#2792 [18:14] <JohnEBH> ...
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#2794 [18:14] <JohnEBH> Lol Gg
#2795 [18:14] <oldtopmanserver> charmander: Type in "/msg JohnEBH <password>" where <password> is your password
#2796 [18:14] <JohnEBH> I couldn't
#2797 [18:14] <JohnEBH> I was dced
#2798 [18:14] <oldtopmanserver> WITH OUT THE QUOTES YOU GIT
#2799 [18:14] <JohnEBH> So it switch to my other users
#2800 [18:14] <JohnEBH> I KNOOOOW
#2801 [18:14] <JohnEBH> THE TEMPLATE
#2802 [18:14] <JohnEBH> HE WOULDN'T LISTEN XD
#2803 [18:14] <oldtopmanserver> JohnEBH: I'm not typing at you
#2804 [18:14] <JohnEBH> OHHHH
#2805 [18:14] <JohnEBH> MY BAD
#2806 [18:15] <JohnEBH> But he's kicked XD
#2807 [18:15] <Kealper> he rejoined
#2808 [18:15] <Kealper> now seriously, back to a real job i go
#2809 [18:15] <mr_pants> anyone know how to reset to default texture pack without having to get to the main options page in MC. the texture pack i downloaded seems to be F'ing up my game
#2810 [18:15] <JohnEBH> Kealper, Bye!
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#2816 [18:17] <charmander> ?? win/javara
#2817 [18:17] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2818 [18:17] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#2822 [18:23] <Zyff> wait ... no one talking ? i never seen it ><
#2823 [18:24] * oldtopmanserver enjoys the lapse
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#2824 [18:26] <Dealth_> hello
#2825 [18:26] <Zyff> hi
#2826 [18:26] <Dealth_> i just started playing MC after a couple of months but I can't
#2827 [18:27] <Dealth_> keeps saying its run out of memory, didn't do so 2 months ago. :/
#2828 [18:27] <Dealth_> and 4gb of ddr3 1333 is fine.
#2829 [18:28] <Zyff> i'm not a helper and haven't seen them talking about this problem ... sorry i can't help you :x
#2830 [18:28] <Dealth_> 1.7.3 is the latest right?
#2831 [18:28] <Zyff> yep
#2832 [18:28] <Dealth_> :/
#2833 [18:29] <Zyff> have you got the last java update ?
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#2835 [18:29] <Dealth_> i even looked at my memory usage and it only went up to 50%
#2836 [18:29] <Dealth_> uhh
#2837 [18:29] <Dealth_> I sure hope so
#2838 [18:29] <Dealth_> don't those come automatically?
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#2840 [18:29] <Zyff> sometimes not
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#2842 [18:30] <mib_3w6dvj> How do you get the game after you buy it... It won't let me download it and I just bought it
#2843 [18:36] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, Willing to teamviewer?
#2844 [18:36] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, It's the easiest way for me to help you
#2845 [18:37] <JohnEBH> ??> Dealth_ teamviewer
#2846 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Dealth_: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2847 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Dealth_: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2848 [18:38] <Dealth_> Let me see if it actually does it offline, I've only tried it whilst being on a server.
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#2850 [18:38] <Zyff27> here i am
#2851 [18:39] <DopeGhoti> There ey goes.
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#2853 [18:39] <charmender> Jhon minecraft work, tanks!!
#2854 [18:39] <JohnEBH> charmender, Np!
#2855 [18:40] <charmender> :) bye ;D
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#2857 [18:43] <Ketsueki> charrrr
#2858 [18:44] <Ketsueki> Dealth_: out of memory; force minecraft to run with 1024MB at max.
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#2860 [18:44] <Ketsueki> Dealth_: Actually 2047 might work now that I think about it; could be an integer wrap error
#2861 [18:45] <Dealth_> How do I reply with your PMs? I'm not familiar with IRC.
#2862 [18:45] <JohnEBH> ./msg username msg
#2863 [18:45] <Ketsueki> I don't want to PM
#2864 [18:46] * Ketsueki is only glancing through while at work
#2864 [18:46] <Ketsueki> Ahhhh javara that's the keyword I wanted.
#2865 [18:46] <Dealth_> offline is working fine
#2866 [18:46] <Dealth_> i think
#2867 [18:46] <JohnEBH> ??> Dealth_ win/javara
#2868 [18:46] * Ketsueki might remember that later
#2868 [18:46] <VoxelHead> Dealth_: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2869 [18:46] <VoxelHead> Dealth_: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2870 [18:46] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, Lol
#2871 [18:46] <Ketsueki> JohnEBH: No no, this was for something days ago
#2872 [18:46] <JohnEBH> Ketsueki, Remember what? =o
#2873 [18:46] <Dealth_> I just did a fresh reinstall of Java.
#2874 [18:47] <Ketsueki> Though... javara may be relevent anyway
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#2876 [18:47] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, Errrr
#2877 [18:47] <Dealth_> I'ma go on that server again, if it happens again I'll conclude it to be their fault.
#2878 [18:47] <Dealth_> Because offline works fine for me, no crashing.
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#2880 [18:47] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, Try my server JHSMPG.Tk
#2881 [18:47] <Ketsueki> Dealth_: have you tried /other/ servers
#2882 [18:47] <Dealth_> Ok John, and not yet Ketsueki, I'm trying Johns.
#2883 [18:47] <JohnEBH> lol
#2884 [18:52] * TINx2 [TINx2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2885 [18:52] <TINx2> HELLO i need help
#2886 [18:52] <Ketsueki> ??> TINx2 ask
#2887 [18:52] <VoxelHead> TINx2: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2888 [18:52] <VoxelHead> TINx2: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2890 [18:54] <TINx2> Its not realy (ask). U see ive downloaded minecraft 4 times BUT it whont work becuse i dont have a Java program. and i ask if some 1 of u can send a link to the Java plug-in i need.
#2891 [18:54] <Ketsueki> ??> TINx2 getjava
#2892 [18:54] <VoxelHead> TINx2: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2893 [18:54] <Ketsueki> TINx2: what operating system are you using?
#2894 [18:54] <TINx2> Windows
#2895 [18:55] <TINx2> 7
#2896 [18:57] * mib_kzvsxn [mib_kzvsxn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2897 [18:57] <TINx2> OW well thank u guys
#2898 [18:57] <TINx2> ^^
#2899 [18:58] <mib_kzvsxn> it wont let me collect anything
#2900 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> mib_kzvsxn: get a better net.
#2901 [18:58] <mib_kzvsxn> i have a great net
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#2903 [19:01] <Dealth_> It did it on that server
#2904 [19:01] <Dealth_> but no one else who plays is complaining of it happening
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#2907 [19:05] <JohnEBH> But you?
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#2909 [19:05] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, try givving minecraft more RAM by using HD Patchers ram tab
#2910 [19:06] <JohnEBH> Dealth_, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-611-update173-compatible-mcpatcher-hd-fix-210-02/
#2911 [19:06] * mib_5v4r00 [mib_5v4r00@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2913 [19:07] <mib_5v4r00> Hello?
#2914 [19:07] <mib_5v4r00> Can someone help me with minecraft
#2915 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on our telepathy.
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#2917 [19:08] <gPad2002> Hh
#2918 [19:08] <gPad2002> Heh
#2919 [19:08] <gPad2002> Good answer
#2920 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> I try.
#2921 [19:08] <gPad2002> "The enter key is not punctuation"
#2922 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> It's not.
#2923 [19:08] <gPad2002> You dissin mah typing style?
#2924 [19:08] <gPad2002> :<
#2925 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> No, Vox was disliking your flooding style.
#2926 [19:09] <gPad2002> It's not flooding though lol
#2927 [19:09] <Dealth_> and just patch right?
#2928 [19:09] <gPad2002> I've typed like this for years and nobody has had a problem with it :<
#2929 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> Vox' sensitivity has been the same for months. /me shrugs.
#2930 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> Well it says Done Loading
#2931 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> But the bar isnt full and its not at the screen.
#2932 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> Can somebody help me with this.
#2933 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> My minecraft says "Done loading
#2934 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> But the bar isnt full.
#2935 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> And its not at the main screen.
#2936 [19:12] <mib_5v4r00> So nobody c an help me?
#2937 [19:13] <mib_5v4r00> Sigh.
#2938 [19:13] <mib_5v4r00> Ok,so nobody can help me with my problem?
#2939 [19:13] <Dealth_> John, under options do I increase the heap size?
#2940 [19:13] <Dealth_> is that the RAM it uses?
#2941 [19:14] <Zyff> Well guys, have a good night and : "John rules ! :p " see you ^^
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#2943 [19:14] <mib_5v4r00> I thought this was a support channell.
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#2945 [19:17] <DigitalBoy> Good Evening all
#2946 [19:19] * mib_qsle5o [mib_qsle5o@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2947 [19:19] <mib_qsle5o> it wont let me collect materials
#2948 [19:20] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_qsle5o smp/spawnzone
#2949 [19:20] <VoxelHead> mib_qsle5o: (smp/spawnzone) The spawn zone is, as a way to avoid griefing, protected from any changes by any users who are not administrators. Try moving away from the spawn area.
#2950 [19:20] <VoxelHead> mib_qsle5o: (smp/spawnzone) If you are the server admin, see smp/opyourself
#2951 [19:20] <mib_qsle5o> i have tried that allready
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#2954 [19:31] * Drako1998 [Drako1998@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2955 [19:31] <Drako1998> hey
#2956 [19:31] <Drako1998> i need help
#2957 [19:32] <Opeth> Leaving isn't the best method of recieving said help.
#2958 [19:33] <DopeGhoti> ey doesn't need help, ey needs patience.
#2959 [19:34] <JohnEBH> lol
#2960 [19:34] <JohnEBH> It's wayyy to common
#2961 [19:34] <JohnEBH> And assuming from his name he's about 12 or 13 XD
#2962 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> that or the two thousandth person to try to use the name 'Drako'
#2963 [19:35] <Opeth> http://xkcd.com/647/
#2964 [19:35] <Opeth> Always comes in to play here.
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#2966 [19:35] <Opeth> Wait, 1998. I misread.
#2967 [19:36] <Opeth> Back in a bit.
#2968 [19:38] <huddler> I purchased minecraft and I did the windows first download and it wouldn't let me save it, so I tried the second one and I clicked save and it kept sayingMinecraft exe couldn't be downloaded...
#2969 [19:38] <huddler> What do I do?
#2970 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> use a browser that doesn't suck eggs?
#2971 [19:38] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/ie
#2972 [19:39] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2973 [19:39] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#2974 [19:39] <AG_Eddie> ^ lol ie has no link
#2975 [19:40] <DopeGhoti> ..that's would kind of defeat the purpose.
#2976 [19:40] <DopeGhoti> s/'s//
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#2978 [19:45] <Miles> Herro, I need help with an issue I'm having with starting minecraft up in singleplayer format from my desktop
#2979 [19:45] <Miles> It keeps askin me to open it with a program, what do I use
#2980 [19:46] <JohnEBH> Miles, try playing via minecraft.net
#2981 [19:46] <Miles> I know, that's what I've been doing
#2982 [19:46] <JohnEBH> Miles, if you can, the launcher you downloaded is bad
#2983 [19:46] <JohnEBH> Miles, Try redownloading it
#2984 [19:46] <Miles> But I want to be able to play it in offline mode
#2985 [19:46] <Miles> I did
#2986 [19:46] <Miles> Like 9 times
#2987 [19:46] <Miles> Does the same thing.
#2988 [19:47] <Miles> Any other ideas?
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#2990 [19:49] <Miles_> Sorry, idk what happened.
#2991 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> Miles: find the file you downloaded
#2992 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> Miles: click it, press F2, then End, type ".exe", and press Enter.
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#2994 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> and for frell's sake, pick a session already.
#2995 [19:51] <Miles_> So, dope, do you hav any idea what the problem might be?
#2996 [19:51] <Awesomeness> derp
#2997 [19:51] <Awesomeness> <@DopeGhoti> Miles: find the file you downloaded
#2998 [19:51] <Awesomeness> <@DopeGhoti> Miles: click it, press F2, then End, type ".exe", and press Enter.
#2999 [19:51] <Miles_> Hmm.
#3000 [19:51] <Miles_> Fucking A..
#3001 [19:51] <Miles_> I didn't I think of that,,
#3002 [19:52] <Miles_> Why*
#3003 [19:52] <Awesomeness> Okay, I got boored of Redstone, time to help.
#3004 [19:52] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti, you go enjoy some coffee. :]
#3005 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> pttth
#3006 [19:52] * DopeGhoti dislikes coffee
#3006 [19:53] <Awesomeness> Okay.. whatever you like, then. lol
#3007 [19:53] <JohnEBH> Sorry I went afk >.<"
#3008 [19:53] <JohnEBH> Dope Lready helped you XD
#3009 [19:53] <JohnEBH> had to chase an escaped rabbit >.>"
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#3011 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> mmm, tea.
#3012 [19:53] <Miles__> My Irc keeps closing on me
#3013 [19:53] <Miles__> Anyway, thanks.
#3014 [19:53] <Awesomeness> tea... *drools*
#3015 [19:53] <Miles__> Have you guys been getting alot of that or is it just me
#3016 [19:54] <JohnEBH> You lol
#3017 [19:54] <Awesomeness> Miles_: No
#3018 [19:54] <JohnEBH> well I got 2 of those
#3019 [19:54] <JohnEBH> That's about it
#3020 [19:54] <JohnEBH> Not from myself but other users
#3021 [19:54] <Awesomeness> My mIRC runs 24/7, never crashes
#3022 [19:54] <Miles__> Lol.
#3023 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> "inb4 BSOD"
#3024 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> (did I do that right?)
#3025 [19:54] <Awesomeness> uhh...
#3026 [19:54] <Miles__> Idk, every time I go to look at something other than mIRC it closes.
#3027 [19:54] * Awesomeness is not from /b/
#3027 [19:55] <JohnEBH> Miles__, XChat-WDK? =D
#3028 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> Miles________: Use a better client, then (:
#3029 [19:55] <Awesomeness> Also, my pc is running at very low temperatures, the chance of a BSOD is next to none.
#3030 [19:55] <Miles__> ... /x/ > /b/
#3031 [19:55] <Awesomeness> And Ghoti just got owned.
#3032 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> Hah. Got myself (:
#3033 [19:55] <Miles__> Lol, I use mIRC.
#3034 [19:55] * Fangedgameer [Fangedgameer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3035 [19:56] <DopeGhoti> like I said; use a better client. (:
#3036 [19:56] <Miles__> It's always worked for me before.
#3037 [19:56] <Fangedgameer> Hey can someone help me?
#3038 [19:56] <JohnEBH> What's better than mIRC? o.o
#3039 [19:56] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: my mIRC never crashes, so...
#3040 [19:56] <Awesomeness> Um, any type of command line IRC.
#3041 [19:56] <Awesomeness> But I can't be asked to use it.
#3042 [19:56] <JohnEBH> USE IT
#3043 [19:56] <JohnEBH> LOL
#3044 [19:56] <DopeGhoti> X-Chat? irssi? BitchX? tinyIRC?
#3045 [19:56] <Awesomeness> BitchX<3
#3046 [19:56] <Awesomeness> Irssi<3
#3047 [19:56] <Fangedgameer> Hello?
#3048 [19:57] <JohnEBH> BitchX? XD
#3049 [19:57] <Awesomeness> wtf is tinyIRC.
#3050 [19:57] <DopeGhoti> YAIC
#3051 [19:57] <Fangedgameer> Can someone please help me?
#3052 [19:57] <DopeGhoti> hell, telnet works well enough if you know what you're doing.
#3053 [19:57] <Awesomeness> Fanged: Not if you rely on our telepathy skills.
#3054 [19:57] <JohnEBH> ??> Fangedgameer ask
#3055 [19:57] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3056 [19:57] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3057 [19:57] <Fangedgameer> Oh o-o
#3058 [19:57] <Fangedgameer> Ok
#3059 [19:57] <Miles__> Lulz.
#3060 [19:58] <Miles__> Bots are fun.
#3061 [19:58] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#3062 [19:58] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#3063 [19:58] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#3064 [19:58] <Miles__> That's not bot?
#3065 [19:58] <Fangedgameer> Well, whenever I try to join an online server, it goes black screen and nothing else
#3066 [19:58] <Fangedgameer> and i dont know what to do
#3067 [19:58] <Awesomeness> Online Server, so you mean you can load Minecraft Beta normally?
#3068 [19:58] <JohnEBH> Fangedgameer, Try joining mine now
#3069 [19:58] <JohnEBH> Fangedgameer, JHSMPG.Tk
#3070 [19:59] <DopeGhoti> JohnEBH: how many miles per gallon does your server get? (:
#3071 [19:59] <Awesomeness> ??> Fangedgameer teamviewer
#3072 [19:59] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3073 [19:59] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3074 [19:59] <JohnEBH> I don't know >.<"
#3075 [20:00] <Awesomeness> I need to see this issue first hand, never heard of it.
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#3077 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Not enough to go public ;)
#3078 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Enough to privately invite though XD
#3079 [20:00] <Fangedgameer> JohnEBH Do i run the executable and type that in the multiplayer server code
#3080 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Uhhhh
#3081 [20:00] <Awesomeness> Okay, so I got ignored.. okay.
#3082 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Fangedgameer, I'm assuming you can login to minecraft and it takes you the menu correct?
#3083 [20:01] <JohnEBH> Awesomeness, Lol Sry >.<"
#3084 [20:01] <Fangedgameer> JohnEBH Yes
#3085 [20:01] <JohnEBH> His connection just gets timed out...
#3086 [20:01] <JohnEBH> Odd
#3087 [20:01] <JohnEBH> No Error msgs or anything
#3088 [20:01] <Fangedgameer> Says im diconnected by by
#3089 [20:01] <Fangedgameer> Outdated Client
#3090 [20:01] <JohnEBH> Update XD
#3091 [20:01] <Fangedgameer> ok
#3092 [20:01] <JohnEBH> Exit minecraft
#3093 [20:01] <Awesomeness> ??> Fangedgameer forceupdate
#3094 [20:01] <JohnEBH> Force update
#3095 [20:01] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3096 [20:01] <VoxelHead> Fangedgameer: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3097 [20:02] <Fangedgameer> Updating
#3098 [20:02] <Fangedgameer> ...
#3099 [20:02] <JohnEBH> He got in
#3100 [20:02] <JohnEBH> he's good
#3101 [20:02] <Fangedgameer> Wow, cool world
#3102 [20:02] <JohnEBH> Ty
#3103 [20:03] <JohnEBH> Ralphie? =O
#3104 [20:03] <JohnEBH> Who be that?
#3105 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> Son of Chief Wiggum?
#3106 [20:03] <Awesomeness> t/item 267
#3107 [20:03] <Awesomeness> t/item 306
#3108 [20:03] <Awesomeness> t/item 307
#3109 [20:03] <Awesomeness> t/item 308
#3110 [20:03] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3111 [20:04] <JohnEBH> DopeGhoti, What? XD
#3112 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> he's going away. For good this time.
#3113 [20:05] <JohnEBH> OOOOH IT WAS YOU? >.<"
#3114 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> that added the ban? Yes.
#3115 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> no, awesomeness is most certainly not me.
#3116 [20:06] <JohnEBH> Wait what? o.o"
#3117 [20:06] <JohnEBH> It was awesomeness?
#3118 [20:06] <JohnEBH> Did he try spawning items? XD
#3119 [20:06] <JohnEBH> Is that what those were for...
#3120 [20:06] <DopeGhoti> yes, apparently he was trying to cheat here instead of just on random servers
#3121 [20:07] <JohnEBH> OHHHH... Insta ban...
#3122 [20:07] <JohnEBH> No my server XD
#3123 [20:07] <JohnEBH> Not random
#3124 [20:07] * surfhai_ [surfhai_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3125 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> Not something I say lightly: What a dumbass.
#3126 [20:08] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3127 [20:08] * VoxelHead kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Pointless flooding. Come back in August, buddy.)
#3128 [20:09] <AG_Eddie> :D
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#3130 [20:11] * Thoatt [Thoatt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3131 [20:11] * Thoatt hears the lowly sound of a nub crying.
#3131 [20:11] <Thoatt> So now that he's gone... I'm back baby!
#3132 [20:15] * Thoatt goes afk now
#3132 [20:24] * Som3133t98m3r9uy [Som3133t98m3r9uy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3133 [20:24] <Thoatt> So what's everyone up to?
#3134 [20:25] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Hi, people!
#3135 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> Hi, person!
#3136 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> Thoatt: workin' hard on hardly workin'; and yourself?
#3137 [20:25] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> I have an error I need help with.
#3138 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> care to share?
#3139 [20:26] * dudeman [dudeman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3140 [20:26] <Thoatt> Prcrastinating Geniuses? or Procrastination Geniuses? AMARITE? lol
#3141 [20:26] * Miles [Miles@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3142 [20:26] <Thoatt> procrastinating*
#3143 [20:27] * Miles_ [Miles_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3144 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> hi, Miles and Miles_. Where is Miles__ and Miles___?
#3145 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> s/is/are/
#3146 [20:27] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> I get a "connecttion error:connect" error when I try to join a multiplayer server.
#3147 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> Som3133t98m3r9uy: have you tried any other servers?
#3148 [20:27] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Sorry, got asked a question on my end.
#3149 [20:28] * Miles__ [Miles__@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3150 [20:28] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Well, I would... But I'd need IP adresses.
#3151 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/servers/specific
#3152 [20:28] <VoxelHead> smp/servers/specific: Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#3153 [20:28] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> ?/?/?
#3154 [20:29] * DopeGhoti points at the server address just provided by VoxelHead.
#3154 [20:29] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> LOL?
#3155 [20:29] <Thoatt> ??/?/???/?/?//??a?/?s/?/?/?l/??
#3156 [20:30] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Error: user not premium?
#3157 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> uh-huh.
#3158 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> what is your minecraft account name?
#3159 [20:30] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Uhh...what?
#3160 [20:30] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Ch1p
#3161 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> !paid ch1p
#3162 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> there's your problem. Buy the game.
#3163 [20:30] <Thoatt> You have to actually buy the game.
#3164 [20:31] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Weird...I managed to get in to a different server earlier...
#3165 [20:31] <Thoatt> DopeGhoti, buy the game? Why I never! *storms out*
#3166 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ciao!
#3167 [20:31] <Thoatt> y u so mean
#3168 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> Thoatt dont/tweet
#3169 [20:31] <VoxelHead> Thoatt: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#3170 [20:32] <Thoatt> >> meme
#3171 [20:32] <DopeGhoti> Operation not permitted.
#3172 [20:32] <Thoatt> PC Load letter
#3173 [20:32] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> But I don't remember the IP adress of that server...So am I stuck?
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#3175 [20:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> Som3133t98m3r9uy smp/servers
#3176 [20:32] <VoxelHead> Som3133t98m3r9uy: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3177 [20:32] <VoxelHead> Som3133t98m3r9uy: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3178 [20:33] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> I am so lost rigt now?
#3179 [20:33] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> *right
#3180 [20:33] <DopeGhoti> I don't know; are you?
#3181 [20:33] <Thoatt> Som3133t98m3r9uy, You need to buy the game to play on most smp servers.
#3182 [20:33] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> And one I started myself?
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#3185 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> Som3133t98m3r9uy: Put simply, we will not help you to steal the game. Come back when you have a legitimate account with which to play.
#3186 [20:34] <Thoatt> We won't help you get out of not paying for the game.
#3187 [20:34] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Should that be erroring like it is?
#3188 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> Yes, it should.
#3189 [20:34] <Thoatt> If you like it, buy it. Or play minecraft classic
#3190 [20:34] <Moopix_Miner> Hey need some help please
#3191 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> ??> Moopix_Miner ask
#3192 [20:34] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3193 [20:34] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3194 [20:35] <Thoatt> anywho... gonna go play some tf2... ttyl peeps
#3195 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> ciao, Thoatt
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#3198 [20:35] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Well, I don't know..But do any of you know how to get to the portal thing sooner rather than later?
#3199 [20:36] <butts> yo dawg
#3200 [20:36] <Moopix_Miner> Hey when i press Log In on the minecraft start up thing the screen goes to my texture packs background and then it goes black, It doesent work.
#3201 [20:36] <butts> i have a java error
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#3203 [20:36] <fuogo> whenever i download minecraft from the website i dont get the minecraft folder. why?
#3204 [20:36] <Moopix_Miner> :/
#3205 [20:37] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Well, even if this was the full version, I still wouldn't have paid for it directly...So does that ease anyone's fears?
#3206 [20:37] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> Qualms?
#3207 [20:37] <Moopix_Miner> Anyone?
#3208 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> Moopix_Miner - Did you install any texture packs or mods?
#3209 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> Moopix_Miner: have you tried uninstalling the texture packs?
#3210 [20:38] <Moopix_Miner> No i havent, It only started when i downloaded it
#3211 [20:39] <DopeGhoti> ?? causality
#3212 [20:39] <VoxelHead> causality: If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#3213 [20:39] <VoxelHead> causality: Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#3214 [20:39] <Som3133t98m3r9uy> All right, thank you for the help.....Bye
#3215 [20:39] <Moopix_Miner> Yeah i did know my texture pack was the problem but i couldent take it off because i couldent get to the main menu
#3216 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> ??> Moopix_Miner win/reinst
#3217 [20:40] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3218 [20:40] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3220 [20:40] <Moopix_Miner> Thanks for the help guys
#3221 [20:40] <silent> I need help
#3222 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> Moopix_Miner: anytime
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#3224 [20:40] <silent> I am a op on the server and i cant break or build anything
#3225 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> silent: we need details
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#3227 [20:40] <DopeGhoti> ??> silent smp/spawnzone
#3228 [20:40] <VoxelHead> silent: (smp/spawnzone) The spawn zone is, as a way to avoid griefing, protected from any changes by any users who are not administrators. Try moving away from the spawn area.
#3229 [20:41] <VoxelHead> silent: (smp/spawnzone) If you are the server admin, see smp/opyourself
#3230 [20:41] <silent> like
#3231 [20:41] <silent> im out of spawn
#3232 [20:41] <silent> and it still wont let me
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#3235 [20:41] <Fangedgameer> Ok, John
#3236 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> define 'out of spawn'-- how far did you go?
#3237 [20:42] <silent> about 100 blocks out
#3238 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> Any mods on the server?
#3239 [20:42] <silent> Yea
#3240 [20:42] <silent> 9
#3241 [20:42] <silent> and the owner is my friend
#3242 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> it could be any of those mods
#3243 [20:42] <Noomy> Is this a place to ask about forum id's aswell? because i can't log in with a username and password that i always use.
#3244 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> try having the admin remove those mods and try it with none.
#3245 [20:43] <butts> so i get this crap popping up when i try to play the game "java.lang.IllegalStateException: Function is not supported"
#3246 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> Noomy: try #minecraftforums
#3247 [20:43] <Noomy> Ok thanks a heap :)
#3248 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> Noomy: \o
#3249 [20:43] <silent> but the thing is that, every1 else can do it
#3250 [20:43] <butts> and an error message
#3251 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> butts: what version of Java are you rinning?
#3252 [20:43] <Moopix_Miner> Yes! Thanks guys it worked! I have been suffering from Minecraft deprivation! Thanks so much!
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#3254 [20:43] <butts> i have the latest version and should have both 32 and 64
#3255 [20:43] <silent> every1 else can build stuff and break stuff except me
#3256 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> ??> silent win/reinst
#3257 [20:43] <VoxelHead> silent: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3258 [20:43] <VoxelHead> silent: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3259 [20:43] <butts> just tried fixing it by reinstalling java
#3260 [20:43] <DopeGhoti> Moopix_Miner: clad you're up and running!
#3261 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> butts: what version of Java are you running?
#3262 [20:44] <butts> 1.6.0_26
#3263 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> ??> butts win/reinst
#3264 [20:44] <VoxelHead> butts: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#3266 [20:44] <VoxelHead> butts: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3267 [20:45] <silent> alright, ima try that right now
#3268 [20:45] <DopeGhoti> silent: g'luck
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#3270 [20:46] <butts> that didn't work
#3271 [20:47] <silent> Alright, troed thaat and it doesnt work
#3272 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> butts - Have you tried updating your video card's drivers
#3273 [20:48] <butts> would that help with a java error?
#3274 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> silent - Are you holding down left click?
#3275 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> butts - yes
#3276 [20:48] <butts> k i can try that
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#3278 [20:48] <squiggy> win i try to play my minecraft game it dose not work i bought it and i am running it on a mac win i try to update it it said fatal error occured and win i try to play it with out updating it it goes to a black scree i need help
#3279 [20:48] <Noomy> Ok well while i'm here i might aswell tell you an issue i'm having. So i'm trying to make an adventure map, but some strange things are happening, like sometimes when i save and exit, and reload a LOT of sheep will spawn like, it lags me so much shep are walking around. And then, sometimes what i build gets deleted, say if i build a house then i reload the map and it will be gone again, and revert to the state before i
#3280 [20:49] <Noomy> Just help me when you can, i can wait if you guys are busy.
#3281 [20:49] <Noomy> Also i have pictures of what i mean.
#3282 [20:49] <jettelette> hey i just bought minecraft beta and now it says all the classic servers are down
#3283 [20:49] <squiggy> so i cant play the game at all
#3284 [20:49] <silent> no i am not
#3285 [20:49] <silent> im click it
#3286 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> squiggy mac/reinst
#3287 [20:50] <silent> actually im not, im pressing my right new
#3288 [20:50] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3289 [20:50] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3290 [20:50] <silent> key*
#3291 [20:50] <Moopix_Miner> Hey me again Need help downloading a mod, Tell me when your free to help
#3292 [20:50] <silent> maybe its the server?
#3293 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> jettelette: Classic isn't related to Beta.
#3294 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> ??> jettelette smp/servers
#3295 [20:51] <VoxelHead> jettelette: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3296 [20:51] <VoxelHead> jettelette: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3297 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> ??> Moopix_Miner mods
#3298 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3299 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Moopix_Miner: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3300 [20:51] <silent> Yea im holding my left mouse key down
#3301 [20:51] <Moopix_Miner> Okay thanks guys
#3302 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> Moopix_Miner: cheers!
#3303 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> Noomy: any mods involved?
#3304 [20:52] <mib_04tqyg> i installed a mod and it was making minecraft really laggy so i went into minecraft jar and deleted it but i must have deleted something else and now minecraft when i try to log onit says loggin failed so i deleted minecraft all together and tryed redownloading it said the same thing :P
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#3306 [20:52] <Noomy> Single player commands which would explain the sheeo
#3307 [20:52] <Noomy> sheep*
#3308 [20:52] <bellows> hello
#3309 [20:53] <jettelette> I know it isn't related, but I still like to play some of the games on classic. I could get on them before I bought beta today
#3310 [20:53] <squiggy> nope did not work
#3311 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> jettelette: you should still be able to use and play classic, but the classic server page goes down more often than a White House intern
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#3313 [20:53] <Noomy> And TooManyItems
#3314 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> Noomy: see if you still have the same problem without any of the mods.
#3315 [20:54] <silent> ya, they restarted the server, and im still havin this problem and im holding down left mouse key
#3316 [20:54] <jettelette> Lol, well it just says they're down
#3317 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> silent: are the mods still in-place?
#3318 [20:54] <Noomy> Ok.
#3319 [20:54] <squiggy> VoxelHead it did not work
#3320 [20:54] <silent> yea
#3321 [20:54] <silent> still am a mod
#3322 [20:54] <mib_04tqyg> ???
#3323 [20:54] <jettelette> I've tried like five
#3324 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> silent: ilke I said, try without the mod
#3325 [20:55] <bellows> my minecraft wont work
#3326 [20:55] <Noomy> So dope, if it is the mods what would be causing the mod to bug out like that?
#3327 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> jettelette: I'm not sure what other advice I can give you; I don't play Classic so I'm not familiar with its quirks
#3328 [20:55] <silent> npe still cant DopeGhoti
#3329 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> bellows: care to be more specific?
#3330 [20:55] <jettelette> Okay. Thanks anyways
#3331 [20:55] <Noomy> I don't think theres been any other complaints.
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#3333 [20:56] <mib_04tqyg> did anyone read what i said?
#3334 [20:56] <squiggy> now what am i supost to do VoxelHead
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#3337 [20:56] <bellows> down loaded a texture pack and when i press login the screen turns black and wont do anything
#3338 [20:57] <mib_04tqyg> ...?
#3339 [20:57] <silent> ok. they fixed it
#3340 [20:57] <silent> !
#3341 [20:57] <mib_jviqp1> my minecrAFT opens but where the game is it just nothing
#3342 [20:57] <squiggy> hey VoxelHead
#3343 [20:58] <squiggy> win i try to play my minecraft game it dose not work i bought it and i am running it on a mac win i try to update it it said fatal error occured and win i try to play it with out updating it it goes to a black scree i need help
#3344 [20:58] <mib_04tqyg> hello?
#3345 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_04tqyg patience
#3346 [20:58] <VoxelHead> mib_04tqyg: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3347 [20:58] <VoxelHead> mib_04tqyg: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3348 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> squiggy mac/prfile
#3349 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> squiggy mac/profile
#3350 [20:59] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3351 [20:59] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3352 [20:59] <mib_04tqyg> ok
#3353 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> ??> bellows win/reinst
#3354 [20:59] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3355 [20:59] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3356 [21:02] <squiggy> ya it did not work it said the java plug in needs your permission to run but idk how to?
#3357 [21:03] <bellows> thankyou vozelhead
#3358 [21:03] <butts> updates worked
#3359 [21:03] <butts> thanks guys
#3360 [21:03] <butts> byebye
#3361 [21:03] <mib_6d4gtq> :C
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#3363 [21:04] <Noomy> Ok DopeGhoti it was probably the mods
#3364 [21:04] <Noomy> But there have been no other complaints of this happening?
#3365 [21:04] <squiggy> ya it did not work it said the java plug in needs your permission to run but idk how to?
#3366 [21:05] <mib_hzup8f> Any way i can change the name used on an account? Made an account for my fiancee but didnt caps the first letter.
#3367 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_hzup8f - Sorry, nope
#3368 [21:05] <Noomy> (I sort of need SPC for my adventure map.)
#3369 [21:05] <mib_hzup8f> lame
#3370 [21:05] <squiggy> VoxelHead
#3371 [21:05] <mib_hzup8f> fail prfile editor
#3372 [21:05] <mib_04tqyg> help plz?
#3373 [21:07] <squiggy> it did not work
#3374 [21:09] <squiggy> hey i still need help
#3375 [21:12] <squiggy> hey
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#3377 [21:14] <DopeGhoti> ?? patience
#3378 [21:14] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3379 [21:14] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3380 [21:15] <squiggy> I am the only one here i think?
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#3384 [21:18] <mib_sl15o7> i bought minecraft but it wont send me an email and it says my account is not premium when i log in
#3385 [21:19] <squiggy> hey i am still here can u help yet please
#3386 [21:20] <mib_sl15o7> HELPP MEE!! ;(
#3387 [21:21] <squiggy> hey i have been here for about an 1 1/2 howers
#3388 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_sl15o7 - When exactly did you pay?
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#3390 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> squiggy - What operating system are you on? What browser are you on?
#3391 [21:23] <mib_sl15o7> Google Chromw
#3392 [21:23] <mib_sl15o7> *chrome
#3393 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_sl15o7 - When exactly did you pay?
#3394 [21:24] <mib_sl15o7> like 40 mins ago or an hour
#3395 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> Try waiting a bit longer, mib_sl15o7
#3396 [21:24] <mib_sl15o7> okay thanks
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#3398 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> It's been known to take several hours for the payment to go through
#3399 [21:24] <mib_sl15o7> okay cool, thanks
#3400 [21:25] <uncrtnmind> Hey there lovely people. Anybody have a few minutes to help debug why a server wouldn't be starting correctly?
#3401 [21:25] <uncrtnmind> Getting a few java.io.EOFException errors when starting the world right after "preparing world"
#3402 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Most common cause, corrupt world. Try generating a new world.
#3403 [21:27] <squiggy> mac
#3404 [21:27] <squiggy> win i try to play my minecraft game it dose not work i bought it and i am running it on a mac win i try to update it it said fatal error occured and win i try to play it with out updating it it goes to a black scree i need help
#3405 [21:28] <squiggy> so i cant play the game at all
#3406 [21:28] <squiggy> help?
#3407 [21:29] <squiggy> hello?
#3408 [21:30] <uncrtnmind> @GreyVulpine Yeah i'm thinking that. I'll try to go to a back up first
#3409 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> squiggy - When it says, fatal error occured, what's the full error message?
#3410 [21:32] <squiggy> fatal error occured 4 users then my name / library/Application support / minecraft/bin/jinput.jar
#3411 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Try going to /yourname/library/application support/minecraft and deleting the bin folder
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#3413 [21:34] <JohnEBH> Hi __import___ o/
#3414 [21:35] <squiggy> THANK YOU SO MUCH CAN I TIP U or something like that
#3415 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Nope, just enjoy minecraft.
#3416 [21:36] <uncrtnmind> phew, seems in the latest update my level.dat got corrupted. thankfully backups saved the day
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#3418 [21:39] <jflip23> can anyone help me with server issues?
#3419 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Depends on the issue
#3420 [21:40] <jflip23> ok well i get an eror that says
#3421 [21:40] <jflip23> [WARNING] **** FAILED TO BIND TO PORT! [WARNING] The exception was: java.net.BindException: Can't assign requested address [WARNING] Perhaps a server is already running on that port?
#3422 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Did you input an ip address in server-ip= of the server.properties file?
#3423 [21:41] <jflip23> yeah its my external address
#3424 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Remove it, then try again
#3425 [21:41] <jflip23> i was on it earlier today and it was fine
#3426 [21:41] <jflip23> i accidentally closed out and it messed up
#3427 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Ah, check your processes list/task manager, close out all java processes
#3428 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Then try launching it again
#3429 [21:42] <jflip23> um im on a mac
#3430 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Then, open up terminal, "ps -a" to show processes.
#3431 [21:42] <jflip23> thanks
#3432 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> kill -9 pid_number
#3433 [21:43] <jflip23> command not found
#3434 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> ps -a ?
#3435 [21:44] <jflip23> nvm
#3436 [21:44] <jflip23> got it now what?
#3437 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Do you see any java processes?
#3438 [21:44] <jflip23> this is what i see
#3439 [21:44] <jflip23> PID TTY TIME CMD 3853 ttys000 0:00.40 login -pf krzy4pie 3854 ttys000 0:00.07 -bash 3868 ttys000 0:00.00 ps -a
#3440 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> I don't see any java processes.
#3441 [21:45] <jflip23> dunno what it means
#3442 [21:45] <jflip23> ok then
#3443 [21:45] <jflip23> o another thing
#3444 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Try going back to your server.properties file, remove the ip from server-ip=
#3445 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Then run the server again
#3446 [21:46] <jflip23> port map used to have my ip up top
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#3448 [21:46] <jflip23> now it says no external address
#3449 [21:46] <jflip23> i think thats what might be wrong
#3450 [21:47] <jflip23> so like delete it than save
#3451 [21:47] <jflip23> then go back in and redo it?
#3452 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#3453 [21:47] <jflip23> for server properties
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#3455 [21:47] <jflip23> the server-ip=
#3456 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Right, leave it blank
#3457 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Save it, relaunch the server
#3458 [21:48] <jflip23> so dont put anything in there?
#3459 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Right
#3460 [21:48] <jflip23> o that worked
#3461 [21:48] <jflip23> now what
#3462 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Now try logging into yourserver
#3463 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> your server*
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#3465 [21:50] <mr_sticky> can someone assist in downloading of the purchased game for my grandson
#3466 [21:50] <jflip23> on the same computer i use local host right?
#3467 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Yes
#3468 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Just download it from: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3469 [21:51] <jflip23> ok it worked
#3470 [21:51] <mr_sticky> I click on to download - at the bottom of the page it asks if I want to save - but will not allow me to save it anywhere
#3471 [21:52] <mr_sticky> windows 7
#3472 [21:52] <Noomy> I need to ask, what would make single player commands replace chunks and spawn random sheep when i log in?
#3473 [21:52] <Noomy> (I think its spc)
#3474 [21:52] <jflip23> so can my friends play on my server again or do i have to put my ip in server_properties greyvulpine
#3475 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Noomy - Not really something we can help with here, try #risucraft
#3476 [21:52] <Noomy> What are they all about? mods n stuff?
#3477 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - server-ip isn't what you think it is. As long as you port forward properly, your friends should still be able to join
#3478 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Noomy - Yes
#3479 [21:53] <jflip23> ok ill try it
#3480 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Try a different browser?
#3481 [21:54] <mr_sticky> will try yahoo a sec - thx
#3482 [21:54] <jflip23> also just a side note how do i download custom maps?
#3483 [21:55] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - You mean, where to get them? Or how to install them on your server?
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#3485 [21:55] <jflip23> how to install
#3486 [21:55] <jflip23> actually both would help
#3487 [21:55] <Noomy> Oh also
#3488 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> In your server's folder, you'll see a folder named "world", that's the default location of the server's level/world
#3489 [21:56] <Noomy> I'm getting lighting glitches?
#3490 [21:56] <Noomy> Like dark sides of blocks
#3491 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Noomy - I'm not at all familiar with SPC, sorry.
#3492 [21:56] <jflip23> yeah
#3493 [21:56] <Noomy> mmk
#3494 [21:56] <esper_uysikb> I need some help here. I bought beta yesterday and the payment went through, but my account is still not premium
#3495 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Just replace the world folder with the folder of the world you want to replace with
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#3497 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> ??> esper_uysikb support
#3498 [21:56] <VoxelHead> esper_uysikb: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3499 [21:56] <esper_uysikb> I've tried that
#3500 [21:56] <jflip23> yeah but does that overwrite my world on my server?
#3501 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Yes
#3502 [21:57] <mib_lx74xg> hey my question is this...
#3503 [21:57] <esper_uysikb> :(
#3504 [21:57] <mib_lx74xg> when i run the game
#3505 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> esper_uysikb - There's nothing we can do for you here in that regards. We're community-run support, not Mojang.
#3506 [21:57] <mib_lx74xg> it give me an erroe
#3507 [21:57] <mib_lx74xg> error*
#3508 [21:57] <jflip23> cant i just make a seperate folder and choose to use that on my server
#3509 [21:57] <mib_lx74xg> any help?
#3510 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Yes, by editing the level-name in server.properties
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#3512 [21:57] <mr_sticky> the - do you want to save exe file will not save anywhere to open - and will not cancel off the bottom of the screen
#3513 [21:57] <jflip23> thats what i thought
#3514 [21:57] <jflip23> and any good downloading sites?
#3515 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - Could you give us any specific error?
#3516 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> jflip23- Just google for it. the minecraft forums are also a vast resource
#3517 [21:58] <mib_lx74xg> lemme re-do it
#3518 [21:58] <jflip23> ok
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#3520 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Try a different browser like firefox, or chrome, or opera
#3521 [21:59] <mib_lx74xg> it says
#3522 [21:59] <mib_lx74xg> bad video card driver
#3523 [21:59] <mib_lx74xg> and then a lot of t]stuff below
#3524 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - Do you know how to update your video card's drivers?
#3525 [21:59] <mib_lx74xg> stuff*
#3526 [21:59] <mib_lx74xg> no, how/.
#3527 [22:00] <mib_lx74xg> how?
#3528 [22:00] <mr_sticky> this was from google not chrome - will try firefox - thx
#3529 [22:00] <jflip23> one last thing how do i teleport because ive seen people do that on youtube
#3530 [22:00] <weirdo> i just tried IE and firefox and can't see the captcha
#3531 [22:00] <mib_lx74xg> i think thats a mod
#3532 [22:01] <jflip23> ooo makes sense
#3533 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - /tp
#3534 [22:01] <mib_lx74xg> GreyVulpine how i download it or update it?
#3535 [22:01] <jflip23> without mods?
#3536 [22:01] <jflip23> in chat?
#3537 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Yes
#3538 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - What operating system are you on?
#3539 [22:02] <mib_lx74xg> Windows 7
#3540 [22:02] <jflip23> ok...
#3541 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - Please give us a dxdiag by following these instructions:
#3542 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: dxdiag
#3543 [22:02] <jflip23> so say if someone wants to teleport to me
#3544 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> Press the save all information button in the dxdiag console. Save the file on your desktop. Open the file, copy everything inside.
#3545 [22:02] <jflip23> theyd say /tp jflip23
#3546 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> No, they'd say, /tp theirname jflip23
#3547 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> to teleport to you
#3548 [22:03] <jflip23> oooooo
#3549 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> They'd also need op access
#3550 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - After copying everything in the dxdiag file, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the address
#3551 [22:03] <jflip23> and thats in the op list right?
#3552 [22:03] <weirdo> does anyone know how to get the damn captcha thingie to work so i can finally register and play minecraft
#3553 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - try enabling javascript, or use a different browser
#3554 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - yes
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#3556 [22:04] <mib_lx74xg> ok
#3557 [22:04] <weirdo> i have and hasn't worked and how do u disable java?
#3558 [22:04] <jflip23> nothing special id just type
#3559 [22:04] <jflip23> jflip23
#3560 [22:04] <jflip23> and then return for the next name?
#3561 [22:05] <mib_lx74xg> GreyVulpine http://pastebin.com/wqeTra4T
#3562 [22:05] <jflip23> ???
#3563 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - type.. what?
#3564 [22:06] <jflip23> the username of who i wanter to be op
#3565 [22:06] <jflip23> then hit return for the next name?
#3566 [22:06] <jflip23> or comma?
#3567 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> just: /op theirname
#3568 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> or add their name, one to a line in ops.tt
#3569 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> txt*
#3570 [22:08] <jflip23> in chat????
#3571 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> /op theirname will work in chat
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#3573 [22:08] <jflip23> but idk if im an admin
#3574 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - One moment
#3575 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Then do: op yourname
#3576 [22:09] <mib_lx74xg> ok no worries
#3577 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> in your server's console
#3578 [22:09] <jflip23> console?
#3579 [22:09] <jflip23> ooo the thing that says like errors and loading and stuff
#3580 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> RIght
#3581 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_lx74xg - Go here:
#3582 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/SoftwareIndex.jsp?lang=en&cc=us&prodNameId=3809627&prodTypeId=321957&prodSeriesId=3768152&swLang=13&taskId=135&swEnvOID=4062
#3583 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> Look for Drivers - Graphics, and try downloading the intel ones.
#3584 [22:10] <mr_sticky> getting it downloade through firefox now - thx all
#3585 [22:11] <mib_lx74xg> ok
#3586 [22:13] <jflip23> is there a way to create a 2nd world?
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#3588 [22:13] <jflip23> like a random world like the first one
#3589 [22:13] <flash1133> hello
#3590 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - What do you mean exactly?
#3591 [22:14] <flash1133> CAN I HAVE SOME HELP PLEASE?
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#3593 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> flash1133 - If you cut the caps, yes
#3594 [22:14] <jflip23> like say i want 2 worlds one for survival one for creative
#3595 [22:14] <jflip23> how would i make a 2nd
#3596 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - You can run two servers, one beta, and one classic
#3597 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Beta currently doesn't have creative.
#3598 [22:15] <jflip23> well duh but as an op u can give ursekf unlimited items
#3599 [22:15] <flash1133> help please. how do i "run" a minecraft server?
#3600 [22:15] <jflip23> yourself
#3601 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> flash1133 - Classic or beta?
#3602 [22:15] <flash1133> classic
#3603 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> flash1133 - Then download and run the classic server at http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#3604 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - Okay?
#3605 [22:16] <flash1133> thanks. what do i run it with?
#3606 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> flash1133 - Once you download it, just run the .bat file
#3607 [22:16] <flash1133> ok
#3608 [22:16] <flash1133> thanks for ur hekp :)
#3609 [22:16] <flash1133> help
#3610 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - I don't think I understand the question
#3611 [22:16] <jflip23> so how would i make a second level to run the server on
#3612 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Creative means something different.
#3613 [22:17] <jflip23> u said i could switch between servers
#3614 [22:17] <jflip23> well if i wanted 2 survival worlds
#3615 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Right. You can do this one of two ways.
#3616 [22:17] <jflip23> okkkk
#3617 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> First way, is to run another seperate instance of the server. Have it run on a different port that you specify in server.properties
#3618 [22:18] <jflip23> ok?
#3619 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Second way is through a modded server like bukkit. It has the capability to run multiple worlds
#3620 [22:18] <jflip23> whats bukkit?
#3621 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> bukkit is a custom modded server
#3622 [22:18] <jflip23> and how do i use it?
#3623 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Download, install it, run it like you're running the server right now
#3624 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> It's a third-party server that's maintained by modders
#3625 [22:19] <jflip23> oooo
#3626 [22:19] <jflip23> makes sense
#3627 [22:19] <jflip23> and its my own server or public?
#3628 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> It has added functionality that isn't found in the vanilla, original server provided by Mojang
#3629 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> It's your own server, just like how you're running it now
#3630 [22:20] <jflip23> ok good
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#3632 [22:23] <jflip23> i tried getting on my laptop and it says "bad login"
#3633 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Try a Force Update in the options menu of the launcher, then try again
#3634 [22:24] <jflip23> ok slow down
#3635 [22:24] <jflip23> on my server computer or my laptop?
#3636 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Your laptop, the thing you use to launch minecraft. There's an options button to the right of where you log in
#3637 [22:25] <jflip23> when i login to multiplayer
#3638 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> No, where you log into minecraft in the first place
#3639 [22:27] <jflip23> ok that worked
#3640 [22:28] <jflip23> will it work for my friends?
#3641 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> jflip23 - I don't know?
#3642 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> Are your friends getting the same error?
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#3644 [22:29] <jflip23> no because this only ahppened after i accidentally turned off the server
#3645 [22:29] <jflip23> so i turned it no and couldnt connect
#3646 [22:29] <jflip23> on
#3647 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> Are you still unable to connect?
#3648 [22:30] <jflip23> no i can connect fine
#3649 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> Alright...
#3650 [22:30] <jflip23> but jw
#3651 [22:31] <jflip23> so you think others can connect?
#3652 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> If you port forwarded correctly, yes
#3653 [22:31] <jflip23> ok i think
#3654 [22:32] <jflip23> port forwarding seemed too easy but it worked b4
#3655 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> it should be pretty easy.
#3656 [22:32] <jflip23> i just typed 25565 in local
#3657 [22:32] <jflip23> it gave me the same message in the one below
#3658 [22:32] <jflip23> and then put minecraft as the description
#3659 [22:32] <jflip23> and it connected
#3660 [22:34] <jflip23> so im guessing others can connect
#3661 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Only one way to find out.
#3662 [22:35] <jflip23> well noones on now so ill check later
#3663 [22:35] <jflip23> thanks for the help
#3664 [22:35] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3664 [22:36] <jflip23> nice
#3665 [22:36] <jflip23> see ya
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#3668 [22:44] <NekoRyuuki> Hm, so, I'm sorry if this has already been asked a billion times before, but is anyone else having trouble connecting with Minecraft?
#3669 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Don't think so
#3670 [22:45] <NekoRyuuki> Well poop. I have no idea why my game won't work anymore, then.
#3671 [22:45] <NekoRyuuki> After going through the forums, the only thing I could come up with was that the Minecraft server was down for everyone...or overloaded.
#3672 [22:46] <lemon-rev> NekoRyuuki what have you do so far to try and get it to run
#3673 [22:47] <NekoRyuuki> System restored my computer to when Minecraft used to work, tried to reinstall Minecraft, forced updated, restarted it and my computer endless times.
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#3675 [22:47] <NekoRyuuki> Tried running it in the browser
#3676 [22:47] <NekoRyuuki> It runs offline just fine.
#3677 [22:48] <NekoRyuuki> Updated all my drivers.
#3678 [22:48] <lemon-rev> NekoRyuuki have you control pannel add removed java if not please do so, and update java.com < that way pelase
#3679 [22:48] <NekoRyuuki> I'm about to reinstall java now.
#3680 [22:48] <lemon-rev> please*
#3681 [22:49] <NekoRyuuki> On it now. Thanks for helping, by the way.
#3682 [22:49] <lemon-rev> lol
#3683 [22:49] <lemon-rev> np
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#3685 [22:50] <NekoRyuuki> Hm, looks like the system restore didn't get rid of everything it was supposed to...
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#3687 [22:51] <lemon-rev> sounds about right
#3688 [22:51] <NekoRyuuki> Stupid windows...
#3689 [22:51] <NekoRyuuki> And what do you know, it works now that I got rid of that.
#3690 [22:51] <lemon-rev> hm, so what you get rid of ?
#3691 [22:52] <NekoRyuuki> Well, I was trying to fix the amount of memory Java was using for the game since it lags a lot and craps out on me after a couple hours, so I followed this tutorial in the minecraft forums my friend sent me.
#3692 [22:52] <NekoRyuuki> In it, it said to install a specific Java thing for 64-bit windows and set parameters in that.
#3693 [22:52] <lemon-rev> oh ok, well if it works and works well good luck
#3694 [22:53] <NekoRyuuki> Apparently, that bit of java programming screwed up the entire game for me, even without parameters set.
#3695 [22:53] <NekoRyuuki> Well, now I have that original problem: how do I allocate more memory to java for minecraft?
#3696 [22:53] <lemon-rev> fair enough
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#3698 [22:53] <NekoRyuuki> Preferably, while still being able to play the game...
#3699 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> NekoRyuuki - Honestly, I'd wait for a new patch. The memory error's been a known problem since 1.6
#3700 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> It was a new "feature" that was added to 1.6
#3701 [22:54] <mib_wjfjzc> j'ai acheter minecraft hier et je ne peux toujours pas jouer pouvez-vous m'aider
#3702 [22:54] <NekoRyuuki> Ah, okay. So blocks turn invisible and you get glimpses into the nether, too?
#3703 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> That.. nope.
#3704 [22:55] <NekoRyuuki> Yeah, I figured that wasn't normal.
#3705 [22:55] <NekoRyuuki> Hence....why I thought I needed more memory for the game.
#3706 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> Upload a screenshot or two to imgur.com?
#3707 [22:55] <NekoRyuuki> I really should.
#3708 [22:55] <NekoRyuuki> Next time that happens, I'll do it. Though the invisible blocks will be harder to screenshot.
#3709 [22:55] <mib_wjfjzc> J'Ai acheter Minecraft hier et je-ne Peux Pas Toujours Jouer pouvez-vous m'aider
#3710 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Sounds like just a normal regular chunk error, but I just want to make sure
#3711 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Does it only happen on MP servers NekoRyuuki?
#3712 [22:56] <NekoRyuuki> Oh, and do you get booted off the game after a couple of hours with the error about there not being enough memory?
#3713 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> That, yes. Tons of people get that
#3714 [22:56] <NekoRyuuki> Okay, that one felt like a normal error.
#3715 [22:56] <NekoRyuuki> No, I only play on singleplayer right now.
#3716 [22:57] <NekoRyuuki> Still getting the hang of the game in general. Not ready for others to critique my creations. :P
#3717 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> No worries.
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#3721 [23:00] <Wug[zzzz]> lol awesomeness is banned
#3722 [23:00] <Wug[zzzz]> when'd that happen? anyone got logs?
#3723 [23:00] * DopeGhoti looks up
#3723 [23:01] <DopeGhoti> just after 17:04 MST
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#3725 [23:03] <NekoRyuuki> Weird, now my compass is all purple and there are strange blue blocks on my jack-o-lanterns...
#3726 [23:03] <DopeGhoti> NekoRyuuki: remove your texture pack(s)
#3727 [23:03] <NekoRyuuki> Ah, that would make sense, wouldn't it? Thanks.
#3728 [23:03] <DopeGhoti> \o
#3729 [23:04] <DopeGhoti> that'll be £8
#3730 [23:04] <NekoRyuuki> Hooray!
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#3732 [23:06] <mib_xz4hht> hello I have a problem I buy Minecraft yesterday and I still can not play
#3733 [23:07] <lemon-rev> mib_xz4hht if you login to minecraft.net under profile what does it say ?
#3734 [23:07] <lemon-rev> and whats your username ?
#3735 [23:08] <Wug[zzzz]> anyone have a non cracked windows xp professional iso
#3736 [23:08] <Wug[zzzz]> I have a key but no disk
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#3739 [23:09] <lemon-rev> wug there are versions around of xp but im not at liberty to tell you how to go about geting a hold of the iso, and do not use torrents
#3740 [23:09] <mib_xz4hht> majeurbi
#3741 [23:09] <mib_xz4hht> majeurbil
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#3743 [23:11] <mib_xz4hht> sorry I speak french I do not understand too
#3744 [23:13] <mib_xz4hht> salut j'ai un problème j'ai acheter minecraft hier et je ne peux pas encore jouer
#3745 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> ...
#3746 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> ...
#3747 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> ..
#3748 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> .
#3749 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> .
#3750 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> .
#3751 [23:14] <mib_xz4hht> .
#3752 [23:15] <DopeGhoti> Wir sprechen kein Allemand, mib_xz4hht.
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#3756 [23:24] <person> what r the requirements to install minecraft
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#3759 [23:31] <Reble_45> o/ all
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#3761 [23:32] * GreyVulpine waves
#3761 [23:33] <Reble_45> hey all, weird issue on SMP server.
#3762 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Do tell
#3763 [23:33] <Reble_45> it appears the entire world is gone to an "iceage" for lack of a better term
#3764 [23:33] <Reble_45> anyone seen this before
#3765 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> Can't say I have. Possibly the leve.dat might be been corrupted? Got any backups?
#3766 [23:34] <Reble_45> it stared in one chunk of the world and is spreading like cancer
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#3768 [23:38] <Reble_45> unfortunatly, not one from before the issue started
#3769 [23:39] <Reble_45> I might just wipe it clean and start fresh
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#3774 [23:51] <schnozzle> plz someone help i downloaded minecraftmodder and deleted meta-inf and when i try playing the screen goes black plase help me??????????????
#3775 [23:51] <AG_Scott> schnozzle, what OS?
#3776 [23:52] <schnozzle> my screen goes black when i try playing plz help
#3777 [23:52] <AG_Scott> schnozzle, what operating system do you have?
#3778 [23:52] <AG_Scott> Windows, Linux, Mac OS
#3779 [23:52] <schnozzle> windows
#3780 [23:52] <AG_Scott> do this:
#3781 [23:52] <AG_Scott> ?? win/reinst
#3782 [23:52] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3783 [23:52] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3784 [23:53] <schnozzle> so delete evrything in the .minecraft folder except saves?
#3785 [23:54] <schnozzle> so do i delete everything in the .minecraft folder except saves?
#3786 [23:55] <schnozzle> anyone
#3787 [23:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3788 [23:58] <schnozzle> hmm i dont want to do anything wrong and never be able to play how do i know this is the truth
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#3790 [23:59] <schnozzle> plus i play my minecraft beta in browser