#MinecraftHelp > 2011-07-28
#1 [00:00] <Tarridon> ah.
#2 [00:00] <Product> Oh good Tarridon, then just use your IP, I suggest you making it static or use static ip updater from no-ip.org
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#4 [00:00] <Tarridon> it doesnt work though.
#5 [00:00] <Product> Use their DNS.
#6 [00:00] <Tarridon> I just tried like no 5 minutes ago
#7 [00:00] <Product> Oh.
#8 [00:00] <apocalypse_r> sure enough, I cant connect
#9 [00:00] <Tarridon> not*
#10 [00:01] <Product> Check here: www.canyouseeme.org
#11 [00:01] <Product> If ports are correctly open.
#12 [00:01] <Product> Brb 2 min, gotta upload pictures on fb for my mom -.0
#13 [00:01] <apocalypse_r> Tarridon: hop back onto the router and make sure the ports are forwarded to the correct internal address
#14 [00:02] <apocalypse_r> what address are you using to connect to the server?
#15 [00:02] <Tarridon> http://pastebin.com/PFppHeYn
#16 [00:02] <Tarridon> Ok.
#17 [00:02] <Tarridon> Im using my local server ip.
#18 [00:02] <Tarridon> As he said
#19 [00:02] <apocalypse_r> ....
#20 [00:02] <apocalypse_r> as wug said
#21 [00:02] <apocalypse_r> ?
#22 [00:03] <Tarridon> Yes, as wug said:P
#23 [00:03] <apocalypse_r> oh, shoot
#24 [00:03] <Tarridon> ?
#25 [00:03] * apocalypse_r focuses psychic powers again
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#26 [00:03] * Tarridon stands back.
#26 [00:03] <Wug> there
#27 [00:04] * Wug unfocuses psychic powers
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#28 [00:04] <Tarridon> Lol.
#29 [00:04] * Wug can remotely control his other clients
#29 [00:04] <Product> apocalypse = Wug.
#30 [00:04] <Wug> with ctcp hackery
#31 [00:04] <Tarridon> Wug = apocalypse.
#32 [00:04] <Product> Nope apocalype = Wug
#33 [00:04] <Product> Wug was never apocalype
#34 [00:04] <Wug> anywho
#35 [00:05] <|Kiikun|> Wugalypse? whuh?
#36 [00:05] <Wug> what local ip are you connecting to
#37 [00:05] <Wug> also vox y u ban me
#38 [00:05] <Tarridon> 192.168.1.71
#39 [00:05] <Tarridon> :25565 :D
#40 [00:05] <Wug> Tarridon: you're forwarding port 25565 to that ip?
#41 [00:05] <Wug> from your router?
#42 [00:06] <Product> .71 0.0 first time I see that, cool xD.
#43 [00:06] <braap1430> IT WORKED THANKS SOO MUCH :)
#44 [00:06] <Tarridon> Yeah i added that to my allowed applications on this computer
#45 [00:06] <Product> We're glad to help Braap :)
#46 [00:06] <Product> ;ip Wug
#47 [00:06] <WugBot> IP address of Wug is: 75.68.120.149
#48 [00:06] <Product> Muahahahahah !
#49 [00:06] <mib_r9nqcc> what does it mean when you have bad video card drivers?
#50 [00:07] <Product> mib: U gotta update ur graphic cards.
#51 [00:07] <Tarridon> Means that you need to get new ones.
#52 [00:07] <Tarridon> Lol
#53 [00:07] <Product> Nope.
#54 [00:07] <mib_r9nqcc> ???
#55 [00:07] <Product> He gotta update it from software.
#56 [00:07] <Wug> uuuhh
#57 [00:07] <Tarridon> This is the 3rd time he was in here for the update thing.
#58 [00:07] <Wug> vox wont accept my chat request
#59 [00:07] <mib_r9nqcc> download them?
#60 [00:07] <Product> What are your graphic cards Mib ?
#61 [00:07] <Product> Wug: He's a bot -.-
#62 [00:07] <Product> Jk u know.
#63 [00:08] <Wug> I know.
#64 [00:08] <Wug> god
#65 [00:08] <Wug> you use commands via chat
#66 [00:08] <Product> I said jk -./-
#67 [00:08] <Product> Yea
#68 [00:08] <Wug> -VoxelHead- I don't accept DCC chats from strangers.
#69 [00:08] <Product> mib: Yes.
#70 [00:08] <mib_r9nqcc> do you download video card drivers?
#71 [00:08] <Wug> yes
#72 [00:08] <Product> Yes mib.
#73 [00:08] <Wug> GreyVulpine: please unban me
#74 [00:09] <Product> Wug, could you please tut him how to do it, I have to upload these stupid pictures.
#75 [00:09] <Wug> vox banned me for no reason
#76 [00:09] <Product> Thanks.
#77 [00:09] <Product> 0.0
#78 [00:09] <Wug> yeah ok.
#79 [00:09] <mib_r9nqcc> do you guys have any clue where i could?
#80 [00:09] <Product> Ty.
#81 [00:09] <Wug> kealper
#82 [00:09] <Product> is afk for a few minutes.
#83 [00:09] <Wug> iguana
#84 [00:09] <Wug> halp
#85 [00:10] <Wug> ??> mib_r9nqcc wih/dxdiag
#86 [00:10] <Wug> [l]
#87 [00:10] <[L]> What
#88 [00:10] <Wug> unban me plz
#89 [00:10] <[L]> Hoe about i kick you
#90 [00:10] <Wug> vox banned me for no reason.
#91 [00:10] <mib_r9nqcc> any idea where i could download video card drivers for free?
#92 [00:10] <Wug> didnt kick, just banned
#93 [00:10] * [L] rings GreyVulpine and DopeGhoti
#93 [00:10] <Wug> they're away
#94 [00:11] <Wug> tried them first
#95 [00:11] * [L] kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: )
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#97 [00:11] <[L]> Interesting
#98 [00:11] <Wug> I was reclaiming my nick from another client
#99 [00:11] <Wug> and vox banned my hostname.
#100 [00:11] <mib_r9nqcc> ??? any idea
#101 [00:12] <Wug> ??> mib_r9nqcc win/dxdiag
#102 [00:12] <VoxelHead> mib_r9nqcc: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#103 [00:12] <VoxelHead> mib_r9nqcc: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#104 [00:12] <Wug> derp
#105 [00:12] <Wug> soz. meant to do that earlier, typo'd it
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#108 [00:12] <Wug> well I have to do backups and stuff
#109 [00:13] <Wug> and by backups I mean restoring backups
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#111 [00:13] <Wug> because hard drive bork.
#112 [00:13] <sproing> can someone help with a mod
#113 [00:13] <penguinboy82> Is this the place for MineCraft help?
#114 [00:13] <Kealper> rawr
#115 [00:13] * Kealper is back form the 4H fair
#115 [00:13] <VoxelHead> hey
#116 [00:13] <apocalypse_r> kealper, vox banned my hostname randomly
#117 [00:13] <apocalypse_r> please unban.
#118 [00:14] <sproing> help anyone?
#119 [00:14] <VoxelHead> Look, sproing, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#120 [00:14] * apocalypse_r concentrates psychic powers again
#120 [00:14] <sproing> I need help with a mod does anyone know how to help?
#121 [00:14] <VoxelHead> r
#122 [00:14] * Kealper kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: VoxelHead)
#123 [00:14] <apocalypse_r> vox y u do dat
#124 [00:14] <Kealper> whoops
#125 [00:15] <Kealper> wrong unban
#126 [00:15] * apocalypse_r is wug
#126 [00:15] <apocalypse_r> and has remote client control enabled via libpsychic
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#129 [00:15] <mib_r9nqcc> where is the irc channel?
#130 [00:15] <VoxelHead> great, now how am i going to kickban people who i hate (e.g. Kealper)?
#131 [00:15] <mib_75wkhn> hello
#132 [00:15] <apocalypse_r> kealper, h/o i'll fix it
#133 [00:16] <Kealper> VoxelHead: suffer
#134 [00:16] <apocalypse_r> just reop vox
#135 [00:16] <apocalypse_r> it's gone and added a ban on me for some reason
#136 [00:16] <mib_75wkhn> my java is not working
#137 [00:16] <mib_r9nqcc> where is the irc channel
#138 [00:16] <apocalypse_r> I'll add that as another host from upstairs
#139 [00:16] <apocalypse_r> this is the irc channel ;D
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#141 [00:16] <penguinboy82> Mine says this, "An error occured while loading the applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue. Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
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#143 [00:17] <mib_r9nqcc> so paste where i went to on this page
#144 [00:17] <Kealper> penguinboy82: do you have any firewall software installed?
#145 [00:17] <penguinboy82> Help?
#146 [00:18] <mistAr> Hello. Lately I've ordered minecraft, and I just used the username that I use for everything. So.. I was wondering if I could change my name?
#147 [00:18] <Kealper> penguinboy82: also, are you using the downloaded client or the browser?
#148 [00:18] <penguinboy82> The browsert
#149 [00:18] <Kealper> mistAr: unfortunately not
#150 [00:18] <penguinboy82> *browser
#151 [00:18] <mistAr> Okay, do you know if it's possible that it'll ever come? (You probably can't answer this, lol)
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#153 [00:19] <Kealper> mistAr: i believe it's been discussed, although if it does come, i couldn't tell you when
#154 [00:19] <mistAr> Yea, and tbh. it doesn't mean that much again
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#156 [00:19] <mistAr> So if it'll even come, it's probably low priority, so other cool things, for example ingame things, comes first. :)
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#158 [00:20] <Foxhoundz> I'm having issues with stuttering FPS on Windows 7 64bit
#159 [00:20] <Foxhoundz> has anyone else encountered this problem?4
#160 [00:20] <penguinboy82> Mine was fixed, just by refreshing. Thanks for trying!
#161 [00:20] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: has it worked fine before?
#162 [00:21] <curmet> voxel head
#163 [00:21] <curmet> ???
#164 [00:21] <Foxhoundz> This laptop is new, but its specs are more than capable of running the game
#165 [00:21] <Kealper> ??> Foxhoundz win/dxdiag
#166 [00:21] <VoxelHead> Foxhoundz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#167 [00:21] <VoxelHead> Foxhoundz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#168 [00:22] <Foxhoundz> dxdiag dump
#169 [00:22] <Foxhoundz> Alrighty
#170 [00:22] <curmet> i did that
#171 [00:22] <curmet> i had that problem
#172 [00:23] <curmet> where is the irc channel???
#173 [00:23] <Kealper> curmet: thisis
#174 [00:23] <Kealper> this is*
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#176 [00:23] <Product> Hey guys, I tough of a great idea, making Hotkeys for help.
#177 [00:23] <penguinboy82> alright i'm back.
#178 [00:23] <Kealper> penguinboy82: so soon? lol
#179 [00:23] <Kealper> penguinboy82: vox is our hotkeys
#180 [00:23] <Kealper> whoops
#181 [00:23] <Kealper> meant that for Product
#182 [00:23] <VoxelHead> i got chocolate bubblegum!
#183 [00:23] <Kealper> ^
#184 [00:24] <Product> Yeah.
#185 [00:24] <penguinboy82> Now, Minecraft works, but its really laggy and it practically freezes every single time I try to move or place a block.
#186 [00:24] <Product> We can make it easier :P
#187 [00:24] <Foxhoundz> Kealper: http://pastie.org/2282891
#188 [00:24] <Product> http://pastebin.com/0r418xK8
#189 [00:24] <Product> Source code I found, run the program when in IRC.
#190 [00:24] <curmet> so
#191 [00:24] * Kealper can garunte that code isn't going to run in his irc client
#191 [00:24] <Product> Maybe it's easier.
#192 [00:24] <curmet> im on the pastebin page
#193 [00:25] * penguinboy82 wants help!
#193 [00:25] <Kealper> yeah....that's VB.NET code....
#194 [00:25] <Product> I mean run it on your PC.
#195 [00:25] <curmet> do i copy the url?
#196 [00:25] <Kealper> curmet: yes
#197 [00:25] <curmet> paste it here?
#198 [00:25] <Product> Yup VB, run it like a program and use it for faster help instead of typing ?? something
#199 [00:25] <Kealper> penguinboy82: i don't even have a .NET compiler
#200 [00:25] <Kealper> dangit
#201 [00:25] <penguinboy82> Soo?
#202 [00:25] <curmet> kealper?
#203 [00:25] <Product> I have :) I can make it.
#204 [00:25] <Kealper> stupid names starting with p
#205 [00:25] <penguinboy82> lol
#206 [00:26] <penguinboy82> Any advice for the laggedness?
#207 [00:26] <jamietech> ?? pastebin
#208 [00:26] <jamietech> ?? help
#209 [00:26] <jamietech> uh
#210 [00:26] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#211 [00:26] <Product> Lol, common Product is like a boss it ain't stupid.
#212 [00:26] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#213 [00:26] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#214 [00:26] <curmet> do i paste the url here?
#215 [00:26] <Foxhoundz> Eww... pastebin
#216 [00:26] <Kealper> ??> penguinboy82 win/dxdiag
#217 [00:26] <penguinboy82> halp!
#218 [00:26] <VoxelHead> penguinboy82: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#219 [00:26] <Product> tinypaste for life.
#220 [00:26] <VoxelHead> penguinboy82: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#221 [00:26] <Product> Jk.
#222 [00:26] <VoxelHead> :o)
#223 [00:26] <jamietech> ??< index
#224 [00:26] <penguinboy82> Are yoiu actually talking to me this time?
#225 [00:27] <curmet> how would you help me?
#226 [00:27] <Foxhoundz> So, what's the diagnosis on the stuttering FPS?
#227 [00:27] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: do you know how to get graphics drivers?
#228 [00:27] <Product> Yup penguin.
#229 [00:27] <Product> brb 2 mins guys.
#230 [00:27] <Foxhoundz> Kealper: Yes, and they're the latest.
#231 [00:27] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: latest from Windows Update or latest from Intel?
#232 [00:27] <curmet> how would you help me with
#233 [00:27] <Foxhoundz> Latest from Fujitsu - there may be modifications for this laptop so I use the ones supplied by the laptop maker
#234 [00:27] <jamietech> ??< GreyVulpine
#235 [00:28] <curmet> my bad vid drivers problem if i post the url from the pastebin page here?
#236 [00:28] <Foxhoundz> of*
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#238 [00:28] <jamietech> ?? GreyVulpine
#239 [00:28] <VoxelHead> greyvulpine: GreyVulpine is awesome and should be worshiped as a god for the time and effort he puts into helping people with their minecraft issues.
#240 [00:28] <Foxhoundz> Either way, all my other 3D games work fine
#241 [00:28] <jamietech> ??< irc/bots
#242 [00:28] <Foxhoundz> Minecraft seems to be the one burping
#243 [00:28] <curmet> http://pastebin.com/LaM4T7Dw
#244 [00:29] <curmet> like that?
#245 [00:29] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: your other 3d games are probably using DirectX not OpenGL, your game is probably laggy because it's using software OpenGL instead of hardware
#246 [00:29] <penguinboy82> Alright, mine is saving now
#247 [00:29] <jamietech> ??< smp/slimes
#248 [00:29] <Foxhoundz> Kealper: I think Tremulous uses OpenGL
#249 [00:29] <Foxhoundz> As some other Quake based games I play
#250 [00:29] <curmet> kealper
#251 [00:29] <jamietech> ??< win/reins
#252 [00:29] <curmet> i posted it
#253 [00:29] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: Tremulous also uses the ioquake3 engine, which is like 12 years old now
#254 [00:29] <jamietech> ??< win/reinst
#255 [00:29] <Product> Noo jamie, it's like this.
#256 [00:30] <Product> .?? win/reinst
#257 [00:30] <jamietech> ?? win/reinst
#258 [00:30] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#259 [00:30] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#260 [00:30] <jamietech> with < it pms me
#261 [00:30] <Kealper> curmet: what was your issue?
#262 [00:30] <Product> or ??> name win/reinst
#263 [00:30] <Kealper> jamietech: do you mind?
#264 [00:30] <Product> Oh.
#265 [00:30] <Product> Sorry then.
#266 [00:30] <jamietech> :P
#267 [00:30] <jamietech> Kealper: sorry <3
#268 [00:30] <Foxhoundz> I'll try booting into Ubuntu and running it
#269 [00:30] <curmet> bad video card drivers
#270 [00:30] <curmet> i followed the istructions from before
#271 [00:31] <curmet> and posted the url on this irc channel
#272 [00:31] <Foxhoundz> Have you guys talked to anyone else with the same symptoms as I'm having?
#273 [00:32] <curmet> kealper? any help?
#274 [00:32] <Foxhoundz> I'll try refreshing the appdata junk
#275 [00:32] <Foxhoundz> see if anything changes
#276 [00:32] <Foxhoundz> wait for it...
#277 [00:32] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: every computer with that Intel HD Graphics crap has issues with the version of OpenGL Minecraft uses
#278 [00:33] <Foxhoundz> Hmm
#279 [00:33] <Kealper> curmet: hold on
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#281 [00:33] <penguinboy82> Got the pastebin! Here: http://pastebin.com/tjgtZyVt
#282 [00:33] <penguinboy82> Now what
#283 [00:33] <penguinboy82> ?
#284 [00:34] <curmet> ive got my pastebin too: http://pastebin.com/LaM4T7Dw
#285 [00:34] <Kealper> penguinboy82: it's lagging because your computer does not have enough ram, it's needing to use the hard drive as extra memeory, and harddrives are much slower than ram
#286 [00:34] <penguinboy82> What do I do about it?
#287 [00:34] <Kealper> penguinboy82: buy more ram
#288 [00:34] <penguinboy82> >:(
#289 [00:34] <penguinboy82> >: (
#290 [00:34] <penguinboy82> Any other way? Anything at all?
#291 [00:34] <hatman> hi when i first tried to play minecraft on single player i had to install a java update.....now when i click on single player it says error with a bunch of other tech stuff in red writing....any suggestions/
#292 [00:35] <hatman> ?
#293 [00:35] <Kealper> penguinboy82: are you desperate?
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#295 [00:35] <penguinboy82> Yeah, kinda.
#296 [00:35] <Kealper> penguinboy82: Try following the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#297 [00:35] <penguinboy82> What if I don't want to download anything D:
#298 [00:35] <Foxhoundz> I guess it's the Intel integrated graphics causing the problem
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#300 [00:36] <Kealper> penguinboy82: then you're SOL
#301 [00:36] <penguinboy82> So... I'm just about screwed?
#302 [00:36] <Kealper> Foxhoundz: most likely...Intel graphics are known to be garbage
#303 [00:36] <hatman> anyone got advice for my Q?
#304 [00:36] <penguinboy82> Be more spacific, hatman, then maybe.
#305 [00:36] <curmet> hey kelper? could you check my pastebin??
#306 [00:36] <Foxhoundz> it was a $350 laptop, too cheap to pass up
#307 [00:36] <hatman> kk
#308 [00:37] <Kealper> >.>
#309 [00:37] <Foxhoundz> I should have spent an extra 200 and bought the model with Radeon graphics
#310 [00:37] <Kealper> curmet: i already looked at your pastebin as soon as you originally put it in here
#311 [00:37] <curmet> oh -_- sorry
#312 [00:37] <penguinboy82> Kealper, what exactly would downloading the minecraft.jar mean?
#313 [00:37] <Kealper> curmet: i can't find video drivers on Dell's site for it, i've been looking
#314 [00:38] <Kealper> !client
#315 [00:38] <Kealper> that
#316 [00:38] <apocalypse_r> Kealper: whats curmet's dxdiag
#317 [00:38] <curmet> its worked before in browser i play a lot
#318 [00:38] <Kealper> apocalypse_r: crappy
#319 [00:38] <apocalypse_r> i've been all over dells site lately
#320 [00:38] * apocalypse_r just did a fresh windows install on a dell laptop
#320 [00:39] <Kealper> curmet: ok, does it still work in the browser?
#321 [00:39] <curmet> no now its saying bad video card driver :(
#322 [00:39] <apocalypse_r> also, working in browser but not on client tends to be a java issue
#323 [00:40] <apocalypse_r> LOL
#324 [00:40] <curmet> i have the latest version of java
#325 [00:40] <apocalypse_r> curmet, you and I are on the exact same model of laptop
#326 [00:40] <apocalypse_r> except mine has more ram
#327 [00:40] <Kealper> waaaaaait
#328 [00:40] * Kealper found it
#328 [00:41] <apocalypse_r> curmet: you need this: http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/NVIDIA_MULTI-DEVICE_A08_R191214.exe
#329 [00:41] <apocalypse_r> ^ my very own video driver
#330 [00:42] * Kealper stabs wug in the face
#330 [00:42] * apocalypse_r applies knives to kealper's chest
#330 [00:42] <Kealper> uhh...nvidia?
#331 [00:42] <apocalypse_r> yep
#332 [00:42] <apocalypse_r> nvidia quadro 110m
#333 [00:42] <apocalypse_r> thats what this laptop has
#334 [00:42] <Kealper> he doesn't have an nvidia quatro
#335 [00:42] <apocalypse_r> I can show you my dxdiag if you want to see it
#336 [00:42] <curmet> so what exactly am i downloading?
#337 [00:42] <Kealper> his has the GMA 945
#338 [00:42] <apocalypse_r> he does, I guarantee it
#339 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> we're on the exact same laptop
#340 [00:43] <Kealper> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 945GM Express Chipset Family
#341 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> dell latitude d620
#342 [00:43] <curmet> just being careful
#343 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> which has both.
#344 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> intel 945 and quadro 110m
#345 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/NVIDIA_MULTI-DEVICE_A08_R191214.exe
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#347 [00:43] <Kealper> that's retarded
#348 [00:43] <apocalypse_r> Kealper: this is why I say to check the model number
#349 [00:43] <penguinboy82> alright, im rebooting minecraft. hope this works!
#350 [00:44] <apocalypse_r> because dxdiag doesnt always report graphics cards without drivers installed
#351 [00:44] <apocalypse_r> and the manufacturer's website has the drivers for them, usually
#352 [00:44] <Kealper> well that's why it was working fine before and doesn't work now....some how he switched from not too bad graphics to onboard garbage ._.
#353 [00:44] <apocalypse_r> oh, dont get me wrong, quadro 110m sucks
#354 [00:45] <apocalypse_r> but its better than integrated
#355 [00:45] <apocalypse_r> maybe you should teamviewer him
#356 [00:45] * Kealper goes back to working on a program
#356 [00:45] <apocalypse_r> once youve got the nvidia drivers, remove the intel ones for the gma 945
#357 [00:45] <apocalypse_r> so they dont interfere,
#358 [00:45] <curmet> me?
#359 [00:45] <apocalypse_r> yes you
#360 [00:46] <apocalypse_r> or kealper, if he decides to help.
#361 [00:46] <curmet> how do i do that?
#362 [00:46] <apocalypse_r> blah blah blah blah blah kealper blah blah blah blah
#363 [00:46] <curmet> -_-
#364 [00:46] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#365 [00:46] <VoxelHead> =]
#366 [00:46] <curmet> i dont really do a lot of computer stuff
#367 [00:46] <apocalypse_r> curmet: have you installed the driver from that link?
#368 [00:47] <curmet> not yet
#369 [00:47] <VoxelHead> mmm penguinboy82
#370 [00:47] <apocalypse_r> do so if you please
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#372 [00:47] <curmet> i dont just trust everybody atoumaticly
#373 [00:47] <curmet> fail in spelling -_-
#374 [00:48] <Kealper> curmet: he's ok to be trusted, and you can see right in the link that the file he gave you is from Dell's official website
#375 [00:48] <curmet> ill download it
#376 [00:48] <curmet> okay good
#377 [00:49] <curmet> kealper he said that i need to remove the intel drivers
#378 [00:49] <curmet> how do i do that
#379 [00:49] <curmet> so they dont interfere
#380 [00:50] <Kealper> curmet: you'd have to ask him that, seeing as he actually has the same laptop you do
#381 [00:50] <apocalypse_r> I never installed them
#382 [00:50] <apocalypse_r> so I never had to remove them
#383 [00:50] <curmet> so...
#384 [00:50] <apocalypse_r> its probably straightforward though
#385 [00:51] <curmet> so its okay?
#386 [00:51] <apocalypse_r> yeah, just install the nvidia driver and we'll go from there
#387 [00:51] <curmet> im retarded when it comes to computers sorry :/
#388 [00:51] <apocalypse_r> people who use the linuxes: if I was to install ubuntu, what version should I get? I've heard 11.4's interface was sucky
#389 [00:52] <Kealper> apocalypse_r: i've had bad experieces with 11.04...the interface wasn't completely terrible, it was just different
#390 [00:53] <apocalypse_r> bad experiences as in wha
#391 [00:53] <Kealper> but it would keep screwing up on my computer so i abandoned it
#392 [00:53] <apocalypse_r> meh, I'll give it a shot
#393 [00:53] <apocalypse_r> Im up for early adoption, but I dont want to hate to look at it
#394 [00:53] <curmet> fail
#395 [00:54] <curmet> ive got to download the driver again
#396 [00:54] <curmet> i accidently exited it when i finished
#397 [00:54] <apocalypse_r> its probably saved somewhere
#398 [00:54] <apocalypse_r> what browser are you using
#399 [00:55] * apocalypse_r torrents ubuntu because he's a hipster
#399 [00:55] <curmet> it said run
#400 [00:55] <apocalypse_r> actually thats a lie, he does it because its 10x faster
#401 [00:55] <curmet> i was about to click it but i accidently clicked the x button :/
#402 [00:56] <apocalypse_r> 11% done...
#403 [00:56] * |Kiikun| debated dualbooting the ole' laptop again...
#403 [00:56] <apocalypse_r> 14%
#404 [00:56] <curmet> should i download it again
#405 [00:56] <curmet> ?
#406 [00:56] <apocalypse_r> curmet: just install it somehow
#407 [00:56] <apocalypse_r> if you have to download it again, do it
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#409 [00:56] <apocalypse_r> 18%
#410 [00:57] <Vidyums> Wug: u thar
#411 [00:57] * apocalypse_r Sqozz'a sqozza
#411 [00:57] * apocalypse_r is wug
#411 [00:57] <Sqozza> :|
#412 [00:57] <apocalypse_r> you can tell because I sqozz'd Sqozza
#413 [00:57] <apocalypse_r> which is something wug does
#414 [00:57] <apocalypse_r> 25%
#415 [00:58] <apocalypse_r> im going to run out of hard drive space
#416 [00:59] * apocalypse_r decides to format his 650gb partition as ntfs
#416 [01:01] <curmet> im gonna delete the driver and redownload it so it will work because it hasnt yet
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#419 [01:04] <curmet> .......
#420 [01:04] <mudpit> jhk
#421 [01:04] <VoxelHead> bye mudpit
#422 [01:05] <apocalypse_r> ubuntu is at 90%
#423 [01:05] <apocalypse_r> when its done, im burning and installing
#424 [01:05] <apocalypse_r> so goodbye in advance.
#425 [01:06] <apocalypse_r> im going now
#426 [01:06] <|Kiikun|> cya wugler
#427 [01:06] <apocalypse_r> also because I might be installing cracked disk burning software.
#428 [01:07] <apocalypse_r> maybe.
#429 [01:07] <apocalypse_r> but probably not.
#430 [01:07] <|Kiikun|> infrarecorder!
#431 [01:07] <|Kiikun|> ish free!
#432 [01:07] <VoxelHead> Wheee infrarecorder.
#433 [01:07] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go ;(
#434 [01:07] <|Kiikun|> ok was that bot or someone speakign through bot?
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#436 [01:09] <|Kiikun|> Andrew Kyle Miller! *guesses*
#437 [01:19] <Sqozza> |Kiikun|, it's always the bot.
#438 [01:19] <Sqozza> isn't it, VoxelHead.
#439 [01:21] <|Kiikun|> was vox built upon a chatterbot... or was this just random aditions to a utility bot?
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#443 [01:32] <burner> hello?
#444 [01:32] <VoxelHead> Look, burner, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#445 [01:32] <burner> my game is extremely laggy is there any way to fix that'
#446 [01:32] <burner> ?
#447 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> lower settings?
#448 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> stoping other resource hogs whiel playing teh crafty game of mining?
#449 [01:34] <burner> idk how to do that
#450 [01:34] <burner> im an uber noob\
#451 [01:34] <burner> litterally bought the game 20 mins ago
#452 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> options> set graphics to fast, lower render distance,and adjust to performance
#453 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> *adjust fps
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#455 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> then up things in steps from there?
#456 [01:37] <burner> thank you. ill try that
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#459 [01:39] <rodneyjjjo> hello I need help when i try to play the out of date free version of minecraft it pops up with an error
#460 [01:40] <rodneyjjjo> hello?
#461 [01:40] <VoxelHead> Look, rodneyjjjo, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#462 [01:41] <rodneyjjjo> what do i do about the error message so i can play?
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#465 [01:49] <mib_e44neo> whenever I clikc to play the classic minecraft, the loadscreen stays black
#466 [01:53] <|Kiikun|> its workign for me... though it keeps whanting to try and make me save the level <.<
#467 [01:53] <|Kiikun|> maybe clear your cache?
#468 [01:54] <mib_e44neo> i;; try that
#469 [01:55] <mib_e44neo> no luck
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#474 [02:34] <Wug> F*CKING POWER SURGES
#475 [02:34] <Wug> oh well, at least nothing died this time
#476 [02:34] <Wug> I think
#477 [02:38] <Wug> DopeGhoti: is vox broken
#478 [02:38] <Wug> is anyone alive
#479 [02:39] <|Kiikun|> i dont know. *checks for pulse*
#480 [02:39] <|Kiikun|> i might not be...
#481 [02:40] <Wug> vox doesnt seem to be responding to my chat attempts
#482 [02:40] <Phate45> I'm alive
#483 [02:40] <Wug> oh wait derp
#484 [02:40] <Wug> it doesnt like chatting with ssl people
#485 [02:40] <Wug> derb
#486 [02:40] <|Kiikun|> i thought VoxelHead was the derp.
#487 [02:43] <Wug> thar she goes
#488 [02:43] <VoxelHead> I am derp.
#489 [02:44] * Wug has a thoroughly unnecessary number of external hard drives connected
#489 [02:46] * JohnEBH has joined #minecrafthelp
#490 [02:46] <Wug> JohnEBH: why were you banned earlier
#491 [02:47] <JohnEBH> Bot Abuse
#492 [02:47] <JohnEBH> I'm sry >.<
#493 [02:47] <Wug> i know, I saw your ban message
#494 [02:47] <Wug> I mean what did you actually do? :3
#495 [02:47] <JohnEBH> Kicked myself after you did XD
#496 [02:47] <Wug> ....
#497 [02:47] <Wug> but I always do that
#498 [02:47] <JohnEBH> Cause I couldn't take his questions >.>"
#499 [02:48] <Wug> how long were you banned for
#500 [02:48] <JohnEBH> So I wanted to rage quit too
#501 [02:48] <JohnEBH> 24 Hours :p
#502 [02:48] <Wug> that wasnt very nice
#503 [02:48] <Wug> who banned you
#504 [02:48] <JohnEBH> It's ok ;)
#505 [02:48] <JohnEBH> No idea
#506 [02:48] <Wug> if it makes you feel better
#507 [02:48] <Wug> were you there?
#508 [02:48] <Wug> I banned him
#509 [02:48] <JohnEBH> Loool
#510 [02:48] <Wug> I was like
#511 [02:49] <Wug> 'YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO TELL MY YOUR TEAMVIEWER ID BEFORE I KILL YOU'
#512 [02:49] <JohnEBH> ROFL
#513 [02:49] * JohnEBH dies of laughter
#513 [02:50] <Wug> and he was like 'wait, what? where is it?
#514 [02:51] * Wug SETS MODE +B *!*@*
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#515 [02:51] <JohnEBH> I swear I don't even think he installed it... Visited the link, or read what voxel said. :p
#516 [02:52] <Wug> I doubt he did any of those
#517 [02:52] <Wug> theres a factoid for that
#518 [02:52] <Wug> ....
#519 [02:52] <Wug> ?? dont/bother
#520 [02:52] <UnoAphex> umm Does anyone know how to change the color on the grass. grass is textured rather oddly
#521 [02:52] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#522 [02:52] <Wug> UnoAphex: no idea
#523 [02:52] <UnoAphex> hm
#524 [02:52] <Wug> you'd probably have to mod it
#525 [02:52] <JohnEBH> UnoAphex, Texture pack?XD
#526 [02:52] <Wug> ask #risucraft
#527 [02:52] <UnoAphex> Yeah
#528 [02:52] <UnoAphex> I've been working on one
#529 [02:52] <UnoAphex> for almost a week now
#530 [02:53] <JohnEBH> Is there a texture pack channel? :p
#531 [02:53] <UnoAphex> Idk
#532 [02:53] <UnoAphex> lol
#533 [02:53] <JohnEBH> Ehhh... I think it would better if you posted this question on the minecraft forums then
#534 [02:53] <Wug> lol
#535 [02:53] <UnoAphex> Okie dokie
#536 [02:54] <UnoAphex> Thanks for the advice
#537 [02:54] <Wug> I cracked magiciso
#538 [02:54] <UnoAphex> lol
#539 [02:54] <Wug> there were 2 pieces of malware
#540 [02:54] <JohnEBH> Why do you need that? =O
#541 [02:54] <Wug> not one, but 2
#542 [02:54] <UnoAphex> I would much rather use something like
#543 [02:54] <JohnEBH> DaemonTools lite ftw ;)
#544 [02:54] <Wug> but they were shittily disguised
#545 [02:54] <UnoAphex> DVDDecrypt
#546 [02:54] <UnoAphex> daemontools is for mounting isos
#547 [02:54] <UnoAphex> not making them
#548 [02:54] <Wug> and after extracting the original crack with 7zip, it worked
#549 [02:54] <UnoAphex> afaik
#550 [02:54] <Wug> and I was burning them
#551 [02:55] <Wug> and I mount and read/write them too
#552 [02:55] <Wug> now all I need is a magical boot loader that can read from iso's on disk
#553 [02:55] <Wug> i'll never have to burn another cd again
#554 [02:55] <JohnEBH> Daemon tools lite...
#555 [02:56] <JohnEBH> Lol
#556 [02:56] <Wug> why hasnt that been done yet
#557 [02:56] <JohnEBH> ?
#558 [02:56] <Wug> daemon tools is not a bootloader
#559 [02:56] <JohnEBH> Then idk what you're talking about =D
#560 [02:56] <Wug> never mind then
#561 [02:56] * Wug restarts to install ubuntu
#561 [02:56] <UnoAphex> o.O
#562 [02:56] <Wug> be back tomorrow
#563 [02:56] <Wug> actually, I might be on sooner
#564 [02:57] <JohnEBH> Ok, cya!
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#567 [03:06] <bas> cannot get minecraft to play on the new computer. was ok till I registrered the ipod on the new laptop now will not connect! Any ideas?
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#570 [03:11] <mib_8du1n5> hey guys
#571 [03:11] <nuclearclimax> hello?
#572 [03:11] <VoxelHead> Look, nuclearclimax, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#573 [03:11] <JohnEBH> Hi
#574 [03:11] <JohnEBH> bas, What do you mean registered?
#575 [03:11] <nuclearclimax> righto
#576 [03:12] <nuclearclimax> when i go to open minecraft, i doubble click it/highlight it and press enter it just doesnt open, i havnt been modding or anything.
#577 [03:13] <bas> registered the ipod with the apple site and it install quicktime to allow me to download music and stuff.
#578 [03:13] <nuclearclimax> how do i fix this
#579 [03:13] <JohnEBH> bas, Then... How did you come to the conclusion that's causing your minecraft troubles?
#580 [03:13] <bas> was working fine until I did this
#581 [03:13] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, has it worked before?
#582 [03:14] <JohnEBH> bas, Does minecraft give you any errors?
#583 [03:14] <nuclearclimax> yes i got it a few days ago and it worked fine.
#584 [03:14] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, It stopped all of a sudden?
#585 [03:15] <nuclearclimax> yeah one night i went to bed got up the next day, doubble click it, and nothing happens
#586 [03:15] <bas> John EBH was all working fine until I did the ipod thing now just says cannot connect
#587 [03:15] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, Have you tried using the online version? at minecraft.net
#588 [03:15] <nuclearclimax> yes
#589 [03:15] <nuclearclimax> still doesnt work
#590 [03:15] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, Teamviewer?
#591 [03:15] <JohnEBH> ??> nuclearclimax teamviewer
#592 [03:15] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#593 [03:15] <nuclearclimax> what is Teamviewer
#594 [03:15] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#595 [03:16] <nuclearclimax> uumm
#596 [03:16] <JohnEBH> Acutally
#597 [03:16] <nuclearclimax> im not so sure about that
#598 [03:16] <JohnEBH> ??> nuclearclimax win/reinst
#599 [03:16] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#600 [03:16] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#601 [03:16] <JohnEBH> ??> nuclearclimax win/reinst/bat
#602 [03:16] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#603 [03:17] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#604 [03:17] <JohnEBH> Use that one instead >.<"
#605 [03:17] <JohnEBH> Same for you bas, you can try that
#606 [03:18] <bas> thanks JohnEBH will give it a go
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#608 [03:18] <antonbruzelius> hello
#609 [03:18] <nuclearclimax> ahhh internet explorer cannot display the page what now?
#610 [03:18] <antonbruzelius> is somebody here
#611 [03:19] <antonbruzelius> please i need to talk to someone
#612 [03:19] <TheNoodle> ??> antonbruzelius win/ie
#613 [03:19] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#614 [03:19] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#615 [03:19] <JohnEBH> ??> antonbruzelius ask
#616 [03:19] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#617 [03:19] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#618 [03:20] <antonbruzelius> I can logg in to my account but the mojang picture dosent show :( i dont now what the problem is? my friend having the same problem. i've tried to reinstall but it dosent work eather. i dont have any mods.
#619 [03:20] <JohnEBH> ??> nuclearclimax win/ie
#620 [03:20] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#621 [03:20] <VoxelHead> nuclearclimax: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#622 [03:20] <JohnEBH> ??> antonbruzelius win/reinst/bat
#623 [03:20] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#624 [03:20] <antonbruzelius> help please
#625 [03:20] <VoxelHead> antonbruzelius: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#626 [03:20] <VoxelHead> Look, antonbruzelius, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#628 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> I having the black window of ddeath
#629 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> please what should i do?
#630 [03:21] <TheNoodle> Follow the instructions provided by Vox.
#631 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/4e2e828d3ac66_Namnl%F6s.png
#632 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> well were are they
#633 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> `
#634 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/4e2e828d3ac66_Namnl%F6s.png
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#636 [03:21] <antonbruzelius> .http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/4e2e828d3ac66_Namnl%F6s.png
#637 [03:21] <JohnEBH> antonbruzelius, Stop spamming
#638 [03:22] <Chazz_Emokitty> Does Minecraft work in Windows 7 64-bit version?
#639 [03:22] <antonbruzelius> yes
#640 [03:22] <JohnEBH> antonbruzelius, And try scrolling up
#641 [03:22] <antonbruzelius> it should od
#642 [03:22] <antonbruzelius> do
#643 [03:22] <antonbruzelius> *
#644 [03:22] <TheNoodle> Chazz_emokitty: Yep.
#645 [03:22] <JohnEBH> He left xP
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#647 [03:22] <antonbruzelius> but please can someone help me with the black window
#648 [03:22] <JohnEBH> Before anyone could answer
#649 [03:23] <JohnEBH> antonbruzelius, SCROLL UP WITHIN 10 MINUTES
#650 [03:23] <JohnEBH> antonbruzelius, AND FIND THE INSTRUCTIONS DIRECTED AT YOU
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#652 [03:23] <JohnEBH> Sending instructions twice is annoying
#653 [03:23] <ubuntu> eblblblblblblblbl
#654 [03:23] <ubuntu> its wug again :0
#655 [03:23] <TheNoodle> lol
#656 [03:23] <JohnEBH> LOL WTF
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#658 [03:24] * VoxelHead is blown off feet by force of Johnebh's statement
#658 [03:24] <ubuntu> these are the ubuntu defaults
#659 [03:24] <JohnEBH> did...
#660 [03:24] <ubuntu> I do love that you can access the ubuntu environment while installing
#661 [03:24] <JohnEBH> I have to check my sanity levels... Brb
#662 [03:24] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#663 [03:24] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#664 [03:24] <ubuntu> vox does stuff like that sometimes
#665 [03:25] <ubuntu> OMG VOXELHEAD!!!!1
#666 [03:25] <JohnEBH> Sometimes? >.>"
#667 [03:25] <ubuntu> OMG VOXELHEAD!!!!1
#668 [03:25] <ubuntu> its more or less random
#669 [03:25] * Rensik has left #minecrafthelp
#670 [03:25] <JohnEBH> And wug your bat link doesn't work for me >.<"
#671 [03:25] <bas> try the reinstall no luck
#672 [03:25] <ubuntu> my computer is off. h/o restarting
#673 [03:25] <JohnEBH> For some random reason.
#674 [03:25] <JohnEBH> Makes sense..
#675 [03:26] <nuclearclimax> ok i just deleted everything to with minecraft on my computer, downloaded it from minecraft.net again. and it still doesnt open WTF
#676 [03:26] <ubuntu> give it 30 seconds
#677 [03:26] <ubuntu> nuclearclimax, are you on a mac
#678 [03:26] <ubuntu> or linux
#679 [03:26] <nuclearclimax> no acer laptop
#680 [03:26] <JohnEBH> Windows.
#681 [03:26] <JohnEBH> Lol
#682 [03:26] <nuclearclimax> window xp
#683 [03:26] <nuclearclimax> yes
#684 [03:26] <ubuntu> fix java?
#685 [03:26] <ubuntu> ?? win/javara
#686 [03:26] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#687 [03:26] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#688 [03:26] <JohnEBH> He claims it worked before
#689 [03:26] <nuclearclimax> i have the latest version of java
#690 [03:27] <JohnEBH> So I tried not to go there
#691 [03:27] <JohnEBH> XD
#692 [03:27] <ubuntu> everyone claims it worked before
#693 [03:27] <JohnEBH> True...
#694 [03:27] <JohnEBH> JAVARA!
#695 [03:27] <ubuntu> does the launcher simply do nothing
#696 [03:27] <ubuntu> or can you login but black screen
#697 [03:27] <ubuntu> after login
#698 [03:27] <antonbruzelius> i fixed it!
#699 [03:27] <ubuntu> ?? win/reinst/bat
#700 [03:27] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#701 [03:27] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#702 [03:28] * JohnEBH coughs*
#702 [03:28] <nuclearclimax> the exe doesnt open to the launcher nothing happens when i try to open it
#703 [03:28] <antonbruzelius> i just dealeted all the minecraft files. .minecraft folder in %appdata&
#704 [03:28] <antonbruzelius> %*
#705 [03:28] * ubuntu clicks link
#705 [03:28] <ubuntu> CD drive spins up so firefox can load XD
#706 [03:28] <ubuntu> also link works now
#707 [03:28] <ubuntu> good, that means my network card didnt blow up.
#708 [03:29] <JohnEBH> Boom*
#709 [03:29] <ubuntu> ^ happened once. I was very irritated
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#711 [03:29] <JohnEBH> um... Woops? XD
#712 [03:29] <ubuntu> lol derp
#713 [03:29] <VoxelHead> it's me! I was the turkey all along!
#714 [03:29] <ubuntu> ^ randomly
#715 [03:29] <JohnEBH> NO WAY
#716 [03:30] <JohnEBH> That is pure awesome-ness
#717 [03:30] <ubuntu> the ubuntu installer is waiting for me to pick a keyboard layout
#718 [03:30] * ubuntu spams enter key
#718 [03:30] <JohnEBH> lol
#719 [03:31] * ubuntu picks username
#719 [03:31] <ubuntu> (I obviously chose 'wug')
#720 [03:31] <ubuntu> installing unity so I can uninstall it later...
#721 [03:31] <ubuntu> lol
#722 [03:32] <ubuntu> this is 100x better than installing windows
#723 [03:32] <JohnEBH> Fail
#724 [03:32] <ubuntu> there is a graphics driver loaded. I'm using ubuntu while I install it
#725 [03:32] <JohnEBH> That's possible?
#726 [03:32] <JohnEBH> o.o"
#727 [03:32] <ubuntu> with ubuntu, anything's possible.
#728 [03:32] <ubuntu> <trollface because of stupid saying>
#729 [03:33] <JohnEBH> lol
#730 [03:33] <ubuntu> I dont like the whole "window mgmt buttons on the left thing"
#731 [03:33] <ubuntu> makes me feel like I'm using a suckintosh
#732 [03:33] <nuclearclimax> ok so javara didnt work whats next D:
#733 [03:35] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, After JavaRA reinstall java
#734 [03:35] <ubuntu> javara basically nukes java
#735 [03:36] <ubuntu> if you havent reinstalled it, you need to before it will work again
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#737 [03:36] * JohnEBH calls in nuke
#737 [03:37] <tomjkl> I need help D:
#738 [03:37] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#739 [03:37] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#740 [03:37] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#741 [03:37] <tomjkl> My server is running bukkit
#742 [03:37] <ubuntu> LOL
#743 [03:37] <tomjkl> and various plugins
#744 [03:37] <tomjkl> and erm
#745 [03:37] <ubuntu> I can skin ubuntu to look like vista
#746 [03:37] <tomjkl> one of them is permissions
#747 [03:37] <JohnEBH> tomjkl, #bukkit
#748 [03:37] <ubuntu> go to #bukkit for bukkit help
#749 [03:37] <tomjkl> ah, ok
#750 [03:37] <tomjkl> didnt know that existed
#751 [03:37] <JohnEBH> Nom nom nom Now you do ;)
#752 [03:39] <ubuntu> its esper's second largest channel if im not mistaken
#753 [03:39] <ubuntu> the largest being #minecraft
#754 [03:40] <JohnEBH> Is this like 10 largest? XD
#755 [03:40] <ubuntu> we're actually 4th
#756 [03:41] <ubuntu> #risucraft is 5th, #aethermod is 6th
#757 [03:41] <ubuntu> #bukkitdev is 3rd
#758 [03:41] <ubuntu> #smp is 7th
#759 [03:41] <JohnEBH> Seriously? o.o"
#760 [03:41] <JohnEBH> 4th...
#761 [03:42] <ubuntu> then #craftbook, #essentials, and #tigirc and #mcchatter are tied for 10th
#762 [03:42] <ubuntu> Installation is done, I'm going to bed. gnight
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#764 [03:42] <JohnEBH> Night!
#765 [03:43] <nuclearclimax> right well javaRA in iteselft doesnt work
#766 [03:43] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, You have to reinstall Java after JavaRA
#767 [03:44] <JohnEBH> nuclearclimax, JavaRA nukes Java(Removes it)
#768 [03:44] <nuclearclimax> yes but its not doing that 4 me
#769 [03:44] <nuclearclimax> it stops working after i make it remove java
#770 [03:44] <JohnEBH> ?? getjava
#771 [03:44] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#772 [03:44] <JohnEBH> >.>
#773 [03:46] <nuclearclimax> well java is installing now, i hope to god this make my minecraft work again
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#775 [03:47] <mib_pqy0qj> hello
#776 [03:47] <JohnEBH> Hi
#777 [03:47] <mib_pqy0qj> I have a question
#778 [03:48] <mib_pqy0qj> Where can i download the offline version?
#779 [03:48] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, You mean the launcher?
#780 [03:48] <mib_pqy0qj> yes
#781 [03:49] <JohnEBH> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#782 [03:49] <JohnEBH> ?
#783 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> yes
#784 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> but on my laptop
#785 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> i dont have internet yet
#786 [03:49] <JohnEBH> ...
#787 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> and i see play online
#788 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> or offline
#789 [03:49] <mib_pqy0qj> but i can press offline
#790 [03:49] <JohnEBH> Copy over the .minecraft folder from the appdata folder
#791 [03:50] <JohnEBH> Press ctrl + r
#792 [03:50] <JohnEBH> %appdata%
#793 [03:50] <mib_pqy0qj> ok
#794 [03:50] <JohnEBH> And copy the .minecraft folder to like a usb
#795 [03:50] <JohnEBH> Then copy those files into the appdata folder of your laptop
#796 [03:51] <JohnEBH> You did login from the computer you're on right now yes?
#797 [03:51] <JohnEBH> And couldn't you have just plugged the internet cable to your laptop temporarily?
#798 [03:51] <JohnEBH> Lol
#799 [03:51] <mib_pqy0qj> nope
#800 [03:51] <mib_pqy0qj> i cant
#801 [03:52] <JohnEBH> lol Ok
#802 [03:52] <JohnEBH> Work on getting wifi setup though ^.^
#803 [03:52] <mib_pqy0qj> haha
#804 [03:53] <mib_pqy0qj> i know
#805 [03:55] <|Kiikun|> anyone have a sugested drive imaging prog? wasnt really happen with the last one i used <.<
#806 [03:56] <|Kiikun|> *backing up a harddrive wholesale to start working on it*
#807 [03:56] <VoxelHead> re
#808 [03:57] <JohnEBH> lol Nope
#809 [03:57] <JohnEBH> I just backup installers, documents and other personal files
#810 [03:58] <|Kiikun|> yeah. not my comp otherwise id just do that :P
#811 [03:59] <JohnEBH> System restore? XD
#812 [03:59] <JohnEBH> Lololol
#813 [03:59] <|Kiikun|> my girlfriends old laptop that is geting wiped, lowlevelformatted.. and debating putting idiotproof OS on (Hackintosh)
#814 [04:00] <|Kiikun|> because her father's an idiot...
#815 [04:00] <JohnEBH> LOL
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#817 [04:00] <|Kiikun|> he can script out a cnc machine... but cannot master copy and paste...
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#819 [04:01] <mib_pqy0qj> Bad video card drivers!
#820 [04:01] <mib_pqy0qj> wtf
#821 [04:01] <mib_pqy0qj> now i get a error?
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#823 [04:02] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Your laptop seems to have outdated drivers
#824 [04:02] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, You'll need to update them before playing
#825 [04:03] <mib_pqy0qj> With update u mean buy? :S
#826 [04:03] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Preferably when it's got internet access XD
#827 [04:03] <JohnEBH> No update are free
#828 [04:03] <mib_pqy0qj> i dont know a lot of computers
#829 [04:03] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Come back when you've got internet on your laptop
#830 [04:03] <JohnEBH> Or else you'll be going through hell
#831 [04:03] <mib_pqy0qj> xd
#832 [04:03] <mib_pqy0qj> but i try now on my normal computer
#833 [04:04] <mib_pqy0qj> and then i get that error
#834 [04:04] <JohnEBH> Ohhh
#835 [04:04] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_pqy0qj win/dxdiag
#836 [04:04] <VoxelHead> mib_pqy0qj: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#837 [04:04] <VoxelHead> mib_pqy0qj: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#838 [04:04] <VoxelHead> is that the time? i need to be in bed
#839 [04:04] <mib_pqy0qj> what the?
#840 [04:04] <JohnEBH> loool I NEED TO BE IN BED
#841 [04:04] <JohnEBH> 4am T.T
#842 [04:04] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#843 [04:04] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#844 [04:05] <mib_pqy0qj> lolwut
#845 [04:05] <mib_pqy0qj> is it something like direct x
#846 [04:05] <JohnEBH> ?
#847 [04:06] <JohnEBH> I need to find out what card you have
#848 [04:06] <JohnEBH> So I can send you the link to your update drivers
#849 [04:06] <JohnEBH> Updated*
#850 [04:06] <mib_pqy0qj> Where can i find that?
#851 [04:06] <mib_pqy0qj> oh wait
#852 [04:07] <mib_pqy0qj> Card name: NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200 (Microsoft Corporation) this,
#853 [04:07] * Lunick has joined #minecrafthelp
#854 [04:07] <mib_pqy0qj> ?*
#855 [04:07] * Lunick has left #minecrafthelp
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#857 [04:07] <JohnEBH> Ok ty
#858 [04:07] <mib_pqy0qj> thanks john
#859 [04:07] <mib_pqy0qj> Im happy that i have u :P...
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#861 [04:08] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Operating system?
#862 [04:08] * |Kiikun| plays the obligatory "Awwww" sound
#862 [04:08] <mib_pqy0qj> HUh?
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#864 [04:08] <amybunny> hey, I'm running minecraft on win7, with a recently installed JRE, when I play minecraft on this friend's server though, I get java virtual memory errors, and java.net errors. is this a known issue with any kind of fix?
#865 [04:08] <mib_pqy0qj> oh
#866 [04:08] <mib_pqy0qj> windows xp
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#868 [04:08] <WoM-Guest> ey
#869 [04:09] <JohnEBH> 32 or 64bit?
#870 [04:09] <WoM-Guest> 32 bit
#871 [04:09] <amybunny> 64 bit for me
#872 [04:09] <JohnEBH> >.>"
#873 [04:09] <mib_pqy0qj> 32 i think
#874 [04:09] <mib_uhi177> me 32
#875 [04:09] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, 32 or 64bit
#876 [04:09] <JohnEBH> Ok
#877 [04:09] <JohnEBH> XD
#878 [04:09] <WoM-Guest> But on my own I as 64-bit
#879 [04:09] <WoM-Guest> has*
#880 [04:09] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_175.19_whql.html
#881 [04:10] <WoM-Guest> I need some help!
#882 [04:10] <mib_pqy0qj> i need to download that?
#883 [04:10] <mib_pqy0qj> and then its updated?
#884 [04:10] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#885 [04:10] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#886 [04:10] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#887 [04:10] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Yeah
#888 [04:11] <WoM-Guest> how to set up online minecraft server, not local!
#889 [04:11] <mib_pqy0qj> Wow john
#890 [04:11] <mib_pqy0qj> realy thanks
#891 [04:11] <JohnEBH> amybunny, Using 64bit java along side that?
#892 [04:11] <amybunny> JohnEBH: I used the link provided by the minecraft installer,but i'm not sure.
#893 [04:12] <JohnEBH> WoM-Guest, You need port forward 25565 and make a firewall exception
#894 [04:12] <JohnEBH> amybunny, No I mean did you install 64bit java?
#895 [04:12] <WoM-Guest> I know, I have done tat
#896 [04:12] <kermie> i just downloaded a new texture pack and now the menu wont load, it starts to but then it just shows a big white rectangle and stops
#897 [04:12] <kermie> help?
#898 [04:12] <WoM-Guest> that*
#899 [04:12] <JohnEBH> kermie, Is the texture pack an HD texture pack?
#900 [04:12] <kermie> ya
#901 [04:12] <JohnEBH> WoM-Guest, Uhhhh IP of the server?
#902 [04:12] <WoM-Guest> but then you can only join a server on your network
#903 [04:12] <JohnEBH> kermie, Did you install the HD patcher?
#904 [04:13] <kermie> hmm probably not
#905 [04:13] <kermie> il try that
#906 [04:13] <JohnEBH> kermie, Please do
#907 [04:13] <JohnEBH> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-611-update173-compatible-mcpatcher-hd-fix-210-02/
#908 [04:13] <JohnEBH> HDpatcher ^^
#909 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> oh no
#910 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> i need to restart my computer xd
#911 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> how sad
#912 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> but ok
#913 [04:14] <JohnEBH> mib_pqy0qj, Yeaaah
#914 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> after restart
#915 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> i come here again
#916 [04:14] <mib_pqy0qj> and i tell you
#917 [04:14] <JohnEBH> amybunny, http://filehippo.com/download_jre_64/ 64bit Java
#918 [04:14] <JohnEBH> I should've used an official link...
#919 [04:14] <JohnEBH> ?? getjava
#920 [04:14] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#922 [04:15] <JohnEBH> http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#923 [04:15] <JohnEBH> look for the 64bit java there
#924 [04:15] <JohnEBH> WoM-Guest, IP of your server?
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#927 [04:17] <adamkex> hey, i am stuck in the nether, how do i get out?
#928 [04:17] <WoM-Guest> But I have forwaded the port
#929 [04:17] <WoM-Guest> and I am running the java server
#930 [04:18] <WoM-Guest> do I like type my ip 26.89.82:2556 ?
#931 [04:18] <JohnEBH> WoM-Guest, That is not your IP...
#932 [04:18] <WoM-Guest> I know
#933 [04:18] <JohnEBH> adamkex, You go out through the portal?
#934 [04:18] <JohnEBH> !ip WoM-Guest
#935 [04:19] <WoM-Guest> I am not sharing any Ip's here
#936 [04:19] <adamkex> JohnEBH: don't find it
#937 [04:19] <JohnEBH> Kealper, what's the command for IP again? >.<"
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#939 [04:19] <WoM-Guest> ipconfig in cmd
#940 [04:19] <JohnEBH> adamkex, lol Well good luck...
#941 [04:19] <shmoo> Hello
#942 [04:19] <shmoo> its me again
#943 [04:19] <shmoo> :)
#944 [04:19] <JohnEBH> Hi
#945 [04:20] <shmoo> i dont see any differince :P
#946 [04:20] <JohnEBH> anyways WoM-Guest I got your IP ..>
#947 [04:20] <JohnEBH> !check 95.169.41.34
#948 [04:20] <JohnEBH> WoM-Guest, You didn't set your port forwarding rightup
#949 [04:20] <adamkex> JohnEBH: made it, got my friend to go to the portal and i teleported
#950 [04:20] <kermie> i also lost on of my single player survival map files and cant find it
#951 [04:20] <shmoo> OMG
#952 [04:20] <shmoo> john
#953 [04:20] <shmoo> u are the best man in the world
#954 [04:21] <JohnEBH> shmoo, lol Np
#955 [04:21] <shmoo> now i gonna play
#956 [04:21] <JohnEBH> adamkex, Lol That works too
#957 [04:21] <JohnEBH> kermie, did you reinstall?
#958 [04:21] <JohnEBH> kermie, Cause it's your responsibility to backup saves not ours
#959 [04:21] <kermie> i only play in the browser
#960 [04:22] <JohnEBH> kermie, Browser has it's issues >.<
#961 [04:22] <JohnEBH> make sure you're not using IE
#962 [04:22] <kermie> darn
#963 [04:22] <JohnEBH> ?? win/ie
#964 [04:22] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#965 [04:22] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#966 [04:22] <kermie> i use chrome
#967 [04:23] <JohnEBH> I see... Why can't you use the launcher?
#968 [04:23] <JohnEBH> O.o
#969 [04:23] <kermie> im not sure
#970 [04:24] <Corporal_Dirge> I've got a friend I'm chatting with right now that can't seem to run Minecraft on his Win XP 64 bit. Any known issues?
#971 [04:24] <JohnEBH> Corporal_Dirge, Get him to install 64bit Java
#972 [04:24] <JohnEBH> Corporal_Dirge, That might fix it
#973 [04:25] <Corporal_Dirge> JohnEBH, Got the JRE updated.
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#975 [04:25] <JohnEBH> Corporal_Dirge, So you're saying he installed the 64bit java manually?
#976 [04:25] <JohnEBH> http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#977 [04:25] <JohnEBH> It can only be manually optained
#978 [04:25] <JohnEBH> Obtained*
#979 [04:25] <Corporal_Dirge> JohnEBH, he said he's got it installed, I'll give him the link to make sure.
#980 [04:26] <JohnEBH> Mkay
#981 [04:26] <JohnEBH> tell him the offline 64bit one :p
#982 [04:37] <WoM-Guest> okay
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#985 [04:43] <bravery767> hy i have a question about spawning slimes should i just mine 16 layers down or just make a realy big room and try to let them spawn on there own
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#988 [05:12] <Thenumber16> help! was chopping down a tree and the whole screen froze. Can't move, pause, access menu or anything
#989 [05:15] <Thenumber16> what can i do? It won't even let me close it
#990 [05:16] <Thenumber16> and i don't want to shut down my computer because i have about 2 hours unsaved progress on it
#991 [05:17] <Phate45> Thenumber16: Are you on windows?
#992 [05:18] <Thenumber16> yeah
#993 [05:21] <Thenumber16> I was playing it for about two hours without any problems, and then it just froze. It won't even close if i click on the red cross in the corner.
#994 [05:21] <Phate45> Thenumber16: well, do Ctrl+Shift+Esc
#995 [05:22] <Phate45> that brings up process manager
#996 [05:22] <Thenumber16> yeah just did that
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#998 [05:22] <Thenumber16> it just closed
#999 [05:22] <Thenumber16> I think i lost it all...
#1000 [05:23] <Thenumber16> Ah well. can allways do it again
#1001 [05:23] <Thenumber16> thanks for your help
#1002 [05:23] <Phate45> Rule of thumb: save every 30 minutes at least
#1003 [05:24] <Phate45> 8-)
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#1005 [05:28] <zippity> um i think ive been hacked
#1006 [05:36] <Corporal_Dirge> Man, finding slimes is hard.
#1007 [05:36] <Corporal_Dirge> haxxored?
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#1009 [05:36] <[L]> Finding slimes is suppose to be hard
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#1011 [05:37] <quantumbox> uhm, hey guys
#1012 [05:37] <quantumbox> I gotta problem and its really pissing me off i was wondering if you guys could help me?
#1013 [05:37] <[L]> Varies
#1014 [05:37] <[L]> But ask
#1015 [05:38] <quantumbox> well, I go online a lot
#1016 [05:38] <quantumbox> and I have been for about a week
#1017 [05:38] <quantumbox> but whenever I ttry to connect it says connection failed or something
#1018 [05:38] <[L]> It usually means the server is down or misconfigured
#1019 [05:39] <quantumbox> 'failed to connect to the server' 'failed to connect:connect'
#1020 [05:39] <quantumbox> thats what it says
#1021 [05:39] <quantumbox> but it work at certain points.
#1022 [05:39] <quantumbox> its the second time its saying that
#1023 [05:40] <bob> I was given a gift code to the full version of mincraft but it won't download - any ideas?
#1024 [05:40] <[L]> You sure you got the ip in right?
#1025 [05:40] <quantumbox> the right IP of course
#1026 [05:40] <[L]> Bob: If it doesn't download, servers may be slow
#1027 [05:40] <[L]> quantumbox: Want to give me it to test?
#1028 [05:40] <bob> It downloaded 2 files into my documents folder but there's no application
#1029 [05:41] <Phate45> bob: what exactly are those files?
#1030 [05:41] <quantumbox> what do you mena 'give me it'?
#1031 [05:41] <quantumbox> mean*
#1032 [05:41] <[L]> The ip
#1033 [05:41] <[L]> Want me to test it too?
#1034 [05:41] <quantumbox> of of course
#1035 [05:41] <quantumbox> 1sec, i have it written down
#1036 [05:41] <[L]> Bob: Are you SURE you downloaded minecraft.exe?
#1037 [05:41] <Phate45> nooo, GreyBot has left us
#1038 [05:42] <quantumbox> 50.22.22.33:25568 is the IP
#1039 [05:42] <bob> I dunno - I just typed in my giftcode and pressed the download button
#1040 [05:42] <[L]> Hold on bob
#1041 [05:42] <Phate45> bob: go to your documents folder and tell me, what did it downloaded
#1042 [05:43] <[L]> Huh..
#1043 [05:43] <[L]> Odd quantumbox
#1044 [05:43] <quantumbox> has it worked for you??
#1045 [05:43] <[L]> Well
#1046 [05:43] <bob> a file called 'minecraft' 264kb
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#1048 [05:43] <Phate45> !check 50.22.22.33:25568
#1049 [05:43] <[L]> I tried taking away the port and it immediately gave me a End of stream
#1050 [05:43] <quantumbox> an end of stream? whats that?
#1051 [05:43] <[L]> So the server might be up, but it might of crashed.
#1052 [05:44] <[L]> I don't know
#1053 [05:44] <quantumbox> oh, okay
#1054 [05:44] <quantumbox> well, thats for your help, I guess Il just have to wait it out
#1055 [05:44] <quantumbox> thanks* for your help
#1056 [05:46] <bob> any ideas?
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#1058 [05:47] <[L]> Hm..
#1059 [05:47] <[L]> Bob
#1060 [05:48] <[L]> It sounds like windows isn't recognizing it as a .exe
#1061 [05:48] <bob> what do i need to do for it to be reconised?
#1062 [05:53] <Phate45> bob: try right click->properties on it
#1063 [05:53] <Phate45> a window will pop up
#1064 [05:54] <Phate45> what does it say about the file's type?
#1065 [05:54] <bob> says 'file'
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#1067 [05:59] <bob> when i try to play in browser it says 'bad video driver'. Is this why I can't play it?
#1068 [06:00] <bob> *video card driver
#1069 [06:01] <adamkex> is a mape infinite in size
#1070 [06:02] <adamkex> ?
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#1072 [06:06] <vici> Hallo!
#1073 [06:06] <vici> Is there somebody who can help me, since one week, minecraft doesn´t work ... ahhhh
#1074 [06:07] <Phate45> adamkex: virtually, yes
#1075 [06:07] <Phate45> it would take weeks of real time to reach the border of map
#1076 [06:08] <Phate45> without use of mods
#1077 [06:08] <Phate45> vici: state your problem (in greater detail), somebody might pick on that
#1078 [06:08] <Phate45> bob: try renaming the file to minecraft.exe
#1079 [06:12] <vici> Thank you. I made the music louder and since this time the game doesn´t run
#1080 [06:12] <bob> tried that. went back and tried again to play in browser. Came up with the message Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#1081 [06:12] <vici> I always got the message: minecraft has crashed
#1082 [06:13] <adamkex> Phate45: for me they seem to finish
#1083 [06:13] <Phate45> bob: Therefore you need to update your graphic drivers
#1084 [06:14] <bob> how?
#1085 [06:14] <Phate45> vici: Tried making it quieter?
#1086 [06:14] <Phate45> adamkex: what do you mean?
#1087 [06:14] <Phate45> bob: what graphic card do you have?
#1088 [06:14] <bob> how do i find out?
#1089 [06:15] <Phate45> vici: Also, did anything else apper but 'Minecraft has crashed'? you should get an error log or something
#1090 [06:15] <vici> yes I will trie, thank you. My graphic drivers, sound drivers,... are updated. I have a nvidia grafic card.
#1091 [06:15] <vici> Yes I got an error log, but it´s not possible to scrall or copy it :-(
#1092 [06:15] <Phate45> bob: Open the start menu, right-click -> properties
#1093 [06:16] <Phate45> on the left side, you should get Device manager
#1094 [06:16] <Phate45> **right click on Computer
#1095 [06:16] <Phate45> vici: How so?
#1096 [06:16] <vici> ok, I found it
#1097 [06:16] <adamkex> Phate45: beyong the border of the paper
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#1099 [06:17] <Phate45> oh
#1100 [06:17] <Phate45> adamkex: in that case, get a new map. in the top left corner, there is map_x
#1101 [06:17] <Phate45> if you right click while holding the map, you get a new one
#1102 [06:17] <Phate45> with greater id
#1103 [06:17] <Phate45> and you can explore with it
#1104 [06:17] <Phate45> just dont do it with your current map
#1105 [06:18] <Phate45> make a completely new map
#1106 [06:18] <Phate45> vici: pastebin the error log
#1107 [06:18] <Phate45> and give the url here
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#1109 [06:19] <bob> what am i looking for?
#1110 [06:21] <vici> http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#1111 [06:21] <bob> am in device manager but doesn't say anything about
#1112 [06:23] <adamkex> Phate45: om thanks
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#1114 [06:27] <bob> hello?
#1115 [06:27] <VoxelHead> Look, bob, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1116 [06:28] <bob> i have, i'm wating for a reply
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#1121 [07:03] <flyingspark> can someone please help me with a problem
#1122 [07:04] <flyingspark> hello
#1123 [07:04] <flyingspark> is anyone here
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#1125 [07:09] <mattyb> anyy 1 there
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#1132 [07:45] <Wormy> Help
#1133 [07:45] <VoxelHead> Look, Wormy, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#1135 [07:46] <Wormy> When I go on the downloaded version of Minecraft it says can't connect to Minecraft.net. What do I do?
#1136 [07:48] <Wormy> When I go on the downloaded version of Minecraft it says can't connect to Minecraft.net. What do I do?/
#1137 [07:48] <Wormy> Can anybody help with that?
#1138 [07:48] <Wormy> help
#1139 [07:48] <VoxelHead> Look, Wormy, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1140 [07:49] <SinZ> lol...
#1141 [07:49] <SinZ> ??< index
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#1143 [07:50] <Wormy> You guys aren't very helpful are you
#1144 [07:50] <Opeth> What a lovely line to wake up to.
#1145 [07:51] <Wormy> Yeah well I've said my problem and all that replys is some stupid bot
#1146 [07:51] <Opeth> I like that bot.
#1147 [07:51] <Opeth> What is your problem?
#1148 [07:51] <mattyb> seems i nice bot
#1149 [07:51] <Wormy> When I go on the downloaded version of Minecraft it says can't connect to Minecraft.net. What do I do?
#1150 [07:52] <mattyb> iv nerer had any runins with it
#1151 [07:52] <SinZ> Is your Computer clock correct?
#1152 [07:52] <Wormy> No........
#1153 [07:52] <Opeth> Wormy - Does your windows account username have a ! in it?
#1154 [07:52] <SinZ> Well, Theres your problem.
#1155 [07:53] <Opeth> I couldn't tell if that no aas sarcasm.
#1156 [07:53] <Opeth> was*
#1157 [07:53] <Wormy> Ok I'll change it
#1158 [07:54] <mattyb> i there i was wondering if you could help me i cant play minecraft i either get fatel erra 4 or it gets stuck on done loading. iv deleted it so its not on my comp dosent work inbrowser either
#1159 [07:58] <Opeth> It might just be the download server overloaded at the moment.
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#1161 [08:03] <Komodo> hello
#1162 [08:04] <Komodo> ???
#1163 [08:04] <Opeth> ...?
#1164 [08:05] <Komodo> hi
#1165 [08:05] <Opeth> Do you have a question?
#1166 [08:05] <Komodo> yeah whenever i get on minecraft it shows a black screen
#1167 [08:06] <Komodo> right after i log into the launcher
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#1169 [08:06] <Opeth> Running windows?
#1170 [08:06] <Komodo> yeah
#1171 [08:06] <Opeth> ??> komodo win/reinst/bat
#1172 [08:06] <VoxelHead> komodo: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1173 [08:06] <VoxelHead> komodo: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1174 [08:07] <Komodo> ok
#1175 [08:07] <yoh> Hi. Got a problem with minecraft. Just wanted to play it after ~1 Month. Updated it etc etc. But now, when i start the game the window turns black and nothing happens ... Whats the problem :O ?
#1176 [08:07] <Opeth> Follow the same instructions as above.
#1177 [08:07] <Komodo> thats same with me yoh!!!
#1178 [08:07] <yoh> :D
#1179 [08:07] <yoh> Allright
#1180 [08:07] <Opeth> Just download the .bat, run it and launch minecraft again.
#1181 [08:07] <Komodo> ok ill try that
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#1183 [08:08] <bellows> my minecraft account keeps glithing
#1184 [08:08] <Opeth> Elaborate.
#1185 [08:08] <yoh> it worked thanks :)
#1186 [08:08] <bellows> i login and it loads and says done loading
#1187 [08:09] <bellows> then the screen turns white
#1188 [08:09] <bellows> and i cant do anything
#1189 [08:09] <bellows> helllooooooo
#1190 [08:09] <Opeth> Hm.
#1191 [08:10] <bellows> Any Ideas??
#1192 [08:10] <Komodo> so i just run it and get on minecraft?
#1193 [08:10] <Opeth> Yes
#1194 [08:10] <bellows> please help *sigh
#1195 [08:11] <bellows> anybody there
#1196 [08:11] <Komodo> its still not working
#1197 [08:11] <bellows> mine doesnt work either
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#1199 [08:12] <bellows> hellloooooooooo
#1200 [08:12] <mib_1we2mp> Hey can any one tell me hy the screen just turns black when i sign in to minecraft
#1201 [08:12] <Komodo> thats the same with me and i cant play it
#1202 [08:12] <bellows> thats what mine does toooo
#1203 [08:13] <Komodo> :O
#1204 [08:13] <Komodo> lol
#1205 [08:13] <bellows> :(
#1206 [08:13] <mib_1we2mp> man
#1207 [08:13] <Komodo> but its annoying
#1208 [08:13] <mib_1we2mp> ikr
#1209 [08:13] <bellows> >:(
#1210 [08:13] <mib_1we2mp> people
#1211 [08:13] <Opeth> ??> bellows and mib_1we2mp win/reinst/bat
#1212 [08:13] <mib_1we2mp> say its cuz i have to many mods
#1213 [08:13] <Opeth> Ach damn you
#1214 [08:13] <Komodo> i have this computer and a laptop and minecraft only works on laptop
#1215 [08:13] <mib_1we2mp> so i treid to get rid of some but it still dwosnt work'
#1216 [08:14] <Opeth> For both bellows and mib_1we2mp
#1217 [08:14] <Opeth> ?? win/reinst/bat
#1218 [08:14] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1219 [08:14] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1220 [08:14] <mib_1we2mp> thank you
#1221 [08:14] <Opeth> Download, run, launch minecraft again.
#1222 [08:14] <Opeth> If it doesn't work, come back.
#1223 [08:14] <mib_1we2mp> ok thanks
#1224 [08:14] <Opeth> Komodo, I'm not sure on the problem still, give me a moment.
#1225 [08:14] <mib_1we2mp> it doestn run with my systems
#1226 [08:14] <mib_1we2mp> ive got a mac
#1227 [08:14] <Opeth> Ah
#1228 [08:15] <Opeth> ??> mib_1we2mp mac/reinst
#1229 [08:15] <VoxelHead> mib_1we2mp: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1230 [08:15] <VoxelHead> mib_1we2mp: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1231 [08:15] <bellows> it says the file was not found
#1232 [08:15] <Komodo> ok but it says access denied is that good i just runned the thing again
#1233 [08:15] * Opeth sighs.
#1233 [08:15] <Komodo> lol
#1234 [08:15] <Opeth> ??> bellows win/reinst
#1235 [08:15] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1236 [08:15] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1237 [08:15] <Opeth> Ignore the stupid .bat file.
#1238 [08:15] <Opeth> Just follow that.
#1239 [08:16] <Komodo> ok
#1240 [08:16] <mib_1we2mp> Wheres "home"
#1241 [08:16] <Opeth> In the Finder..
#1242 [08:16] <bellows> thank u so much
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#1244 [08:17] <Opeth> Well, thats two fixed..
#1245 [08:18] <mib_1we2mp> which do i drag in the trash
#1246 [08:18] <mib_1we2mp> the bat
#1247 [08:18] <mib_1we2mp> or the cube
#1248 [08:19] <mib_1we2mp> or both
#1249 [08:19] <Komodo> yay it works again
#1250 [08:19] <Komodo> thanks Opeth
#1251 [08:19] <Opeth> mib_1we2mp - Ignore the bat, just remove it.
#1252 [08:19] <Opeth> After you deleted the .minecraft files, run the launcher again.
#1253 [08:20] <Komodo> ok im going to play it now bye!
#1254 [08:20] <Opeth> Bye
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#1256 [08:22] <mib_1we2mp> so wait wat do i drag to the trash
#1257 [08:22] <mib_1we2mp> the blue folder
#1258 [08:22] <mib_1we2mp> or the b=cube
#1259 [08:22] <mib_1we2mp> or the bat
#1260 [08:22] <mib_1we2mp> sorry man
#1261 [08:23] <Opeth> Delete the bat, and deleted the bin folder in .minecraft
#1262 [08:23] <Opeth> Then run the launcher (the cube)
#1263 [08:24] <mib_1we2mp> thank you so much man
#1264 [08:25] <mib_1we2mp> good bye
#1265 [08:25] <Opeth> Bye
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#1268 [08:27] <Ty245> I am getting only a black screen ! How do I fix it?
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#1270 [08:28] <Calinou> using any HD texture packs or mods, Ty245 ?
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#1272 [08:29] <Opeth> ??> Ty245 win/reinst
#1273 [08:29] <VoxelHead> Ty245: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1274 [08:29] <Ty245> I am only using one mod
#1275 [08:29] <VoxelHead> Ty245: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1276 [08:29] <Ty245> I did
#1277 [08:29] <Opeth> Does your current minecraft.jar file have the mod in it..?
#1278 [08:30] <Ty245> Yes I think it's the SDK gun mod
#1279 [08:30] <Opeth> Well it is causing the error.
#1280 [08:30] <Opeth> Ah, I know the problem.
#1281 [08:31] <Opeth> SDK Gun Mod is 1.6.6 still, not 1.7.x compatible.
#1282 [08:31] <Ty245> I deleted it but black after I log in
#1283 [08:31] <Opeth> Delete all the folders apart from saves and screenshots.
#1284 [08:32] <Opeth> Then relaunch.
#1285 [08:32] <matthew> i there i was wondering if you could help me i cant play minecraft i either get fatel erra 4 or it gets stuck on done loading. iv deleted it so its not on my comp dosent work inbrowser either i have never played mine craft and would like 2 get my moneys worth
#1286 [08:32] <matthew> sorry if interupting
#1287 [08:32] <Ty245> No problem
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#1290 [08:33] <phox> im getting a strange error
#1291 [08:34] <Ty245> Relaunch or force update
#1292 [08:34] <phox> i did both
#1293 [08:34] <phox> it says connection refused when i connect to my server
#1294 [08:34] <Ty245> Okay
#1295 [08:35] <Ty245> :/ hm lemme see
#1296 [08:35] <Opeth> phox - That means the server is down.
#1297 [08:35] <phox> Opeth thats impossable
#1298 [08:35] <matthew> opeth
#1299 [08:35] <Ty245> Yes Probably
#1300 [08:35] <Opeth> phox, what is the IP?
#1301 [08:35] <Ty245> Yeah
#1302 [08:36] <phox> 98.247.199.80
#1303 [08:36] <Opeth> !check 98.247.199.80
#1304 [08:36] <Ty245> Wait...
#1305 [08:36] <Opeth> As I said, its down.
#1306 [08:36] <Ty245> Okay
#1307 [08:37] <phox> im running the server on my pc
#1308 [08:37] <Ty245> LOL
#1309 [08:37] <phox> the server is loaded up properly
#1310 [08:38] <Opeth> phox - Can you join through 192.168.0.1?
#1311 [08:38] <Opeth> or 192.168.0.0
#1312 [08:38] <Calinou> to connect locally, use localhost
#1313 [08:38] <Opeth> Never use localhost.
#1314 [08:38] <matthew> opeth could i get some help iv never played it and would like to i have acount but minecraft just isnt working
#1315 [08:38] <Calinou> no chances of typing wrong IP. just write in "localhost" then it's done
#1316 [08:38] <Ty245> i did a
#1317 [08:38] <Ty245> I did all of that
#1318 [08:39] <Opeth> matthew - The download servers might be overloaded.
#1319 [08:39] <Opeth> ??> matthew win/reinst
#1320 [08:39] <VoxelHead> matthew: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1321 [08:39] <phox> that worked Calinou
#1322 [08:39] <VoxelHead> matthew: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1323 [08:39] <Opeth> NEVER connect through localhost.
#1324 [08:39] <Opeth> Yes it works, but don't do it.
#1325 [08:39] <Calinou> why, I do that all the time
#1326 [08:39] <Opeth> You need to forward your ports correctly for it to work on your external IP.
#1327 [08:39] <Opeth> Not the best for security Cali.
#1328 [08:39] <phox> Opeth ive done all that
#1329 [08:39] <Calinou> if you create a server and not opening ports, nobody come on it
#1330 [08:39] <Calinou> better play SSP then
#1331 [08:39] <Opeth> Forwarded Port 25565?
#1332 [08:39] <Calinou> then you can clickmine and use mods
#1333 [08:39] <Calinou> in TCP, not UDP
#1334 [08:40] <phox> yea
#1335 [08:40] <matthew> voxel head i dont have a saves file iv never plyed
#1336 [08:40] <Opeth> !check 98.247.199.80:25565
#1337 [08:40] <Opeth> matthew - Then ignore it, just delete the entire folder.
#1338 [08:40] <matthew> voxelhead i dont have a saves file
#1339 [08:41] <matthew> ok
#1340 [08:41] <Calinou> ??> bot matthew
#1341 [08:41] <Calinou> damn.
#1342 [08:41] <Calinou> ??> matthew bot
#1343 [08:41] <VoxelHead> matthew: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1344 [08:42] <phox> i didnt change any big settings in the server properties
#1345 [08:42] <matthew> calinou ?
#1346 [08:43] <Opeth> ??> phox smp/serversetup
#1347 [08:43] <VoxelHead> phox: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#1348 [08:43] <VoxelHead> phox: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#1349 [08:43] <Calinou> matthew: VoxelHead is not a real person, that's what I mean
#1350 [08:44] <Opeth> Vox is actually Dope's illegitimate spawn.
#1351 [08:45] <matthew> o ok well what he sed didnt work any way any other suggest
#1352 [08:46] <Calinou> matthew: what is your minecraft account username?
#1353 [08:46] <matthew> beala19
#1354 [08:47] <matthew> calinou beala19
#1355 [08:47] <Calinou> ok
#1356 [08:47] <Calinou> !paid beala19
#1357 [08:48] <Calinou> oh, okay, you bought minecraft
#1358 [08:48] <Calinou> what is the exact problem? error message?
#1359 [08:49] <matthew> well it gets stuck downloading packages a 8% or if i dont update gets stuck on done loading
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#1364 [08:52] <Calinou> matthew: did you used any mods, or HD texture packs?
#1365 [08:52] <matthew> no iv just dowloaded never played it yet
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#1367 [08:53] <mib_fq8e5y> hello
#1368 [08:53] <mib_fq8e5y> i have a problem downloading minecraft on my mac
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#1370 [08:58] <matthew> calinou are u there
#1371 [08:58] <Calinou> hmm...
#1372 [08:58] <Calinou> well, re-download the launcher
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#1374 [08:58] <Calinou> then go in options in launcher, then click "force update"
#1375 [08:59] <Calinou> then launch the game
#1376 [08:59] <matthew> is the lancher just what i downlload of minecraft.net
#1377 [09:00] <Calinou> do what I told to do, you must try, it may work
#1378 [09:00] <matthew> ok
#1379 [09:02] <matthew> done that now should i try login calinou
#1380 [09:02] <Calinou> you checked "force update"?
#1381 [09:02] <Calinou> launch the game
#1382 [09:04] <matthew> same thing stuck on updating minecraft %8 calinou
#1383 [09:05] <Calinou> oh...
#1384 [09:05] <Calinou> I don't know, then, your computer has something wrong
#1385 [09:05] <Calinou> are you running using administrator access?
#1386 [09:05] <matthew> yes
#1387 [09:06] <matthew> there has to be some thing or i just paid £13 for nowt
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#1389 [09:09] <matthew> is there any 1 that can help me
#1390 [09:13] <Calinou> ?? win/reinst
#1391 [09:13] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1392 [09:13] <Calinou> check this
#1393 [09:13] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1394 [09:13] <matthew> calinou there has to be something i can do my laptop is more than capable of runing mine craft iv done that llike 10 times
#1395 [09:14] <Calinou> well matthew, you'll have to wait... come on this IRC often, then ask your question from time to time, I don't know, sorry
#1396 [09:15] <matthew> ok then this is ptake feels like iv been scamed!
#1397 [09:15] <matthew> thanks for your help bye
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#1400 [09:16] <matthew> i there i was wondering if you could help me i cant play minecraft i either get fatel erra 4 or it gets stuck on done loading. iv deleted it so its not on my comp dosent work inbrowser either
#1401 [09:18] <matthew> andrewkm
#1402 [09:19] <andrewkm> yes?
#1403 [09:20] <matthew> i there i was wondering if you could help me i cant play minecraft i either get fatel erra 4 or it gets stuck on done loading. iv deleted it so its not on my comp dosent work inbrowser either andrekm
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#1405 [09:20] <matthew> andrewkm i there i was wondering if you could help me i cant play minecraft i either get fatel erra 4 or it gets stuck on done loading. iv deleted it so its not on my comp dosent work inbrowser either
#1406 [09:22] <matthew> andrewkm iv tried %appdata% thing and reinstaling it
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#1412 [09:38] <brainboss> hello guys
#1413 [09:38] <brainboss> ich habe da mal eine frage
#1414 [09:39] <brainboss> wer da?
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#1416 [09:43] <reedy> minecraft is not working for me
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#1425 [10:01] <mib_p93tf6> so...
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#1431 [10:13] <mib_icbyr8> Does anyone know how i update my video card drivers?
#1432 [10:13] <mib_6u4xek> i bought minecraft 1o days ago and mu account has not switched over. i am very agervated and upset. a nother problem is tht every time i log into the launcher it sase im not premium and and yes i do hit force update. and the play offline bar doesent work eitheir.
#1433 [10:15] <mib_icbyr8> idk what to say im not a computer nerd or anything but this really pisses me off
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#1435 [10:16] <mib_6u4xek> any sugjestins.
#1436 [10:16] <andrewkm> what is your problem?
#1437 [10:16] <andrewkm> I cant understand a word your saying
#1438 [10:16] <andrewkm> type slower
#1439 [10:17] <mib_icbyr8> how do i update my video card driver anyone know?
#1440 [10:17] <gPad2002> andrewkm: Buy game, not yet premium
#1441 [10:17] <mib_icbyr8> What?
#1442 [10:17] <gPad2002> mib_icbyr8: Depends on the card
#1443 [10:18] <gPad2002> You'd usually go to the manufacturer's website and find a download
#1444 [10:18] <mib_icbyr8> what do you mean
#1445 [10:18] <mib_icbyr8> well yeah but it didnt give me a link
#1446 [10:18] <andrewkm> did you buy the game?
#1447 [10:18] <gPad2002> Then google one
#1448 [10:18] <gPad2002> "Make X model Y video card drivers"
#1449 [10:19] <gPad2002> Now, AFK a bit
#1450 [10:19] <mib_icbyr8> yeha i bought the game and it said i cannot run minecraft until video card driver is updated
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#1453 [10:21] <mib_6u4xek> yes i bought the game and my account has not switched over. i downloaded the exe and fixed it and everything. like my questain sase i log in the launcher i put in my information i force update and it tells me im not premium but i am.
#1454 [10:21] <Locofuego> Someone here to help me?
#1455 [10:23] <Locofuego> Nobody here to help?
#1456 [10:23] <mib_6u4xek> hello anyone?
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#1458 [10:24] <Locofuego> hmm great suppord
#1459 [10:24] <mib_6u4xek> ikr
#1460 [10:24] <gAway2002> This is free, community support
#1461 [10:24] <gAway2002> I'm pretty busy, wait for someone else to help out, mkay?
#1462 [10:25] <mib_6u4xek> ok
#1463 [10:25] <andrewkm> update ur gfx card
#1464 [10:26] <andrewkm> 6u4xek i dont understand anything ur saying
#1465 [10:26] <andrewkm> please..... type properly
#1466 [10:27] <mib_6u4xek> srry man im not origanaly from this country
#1467 [10:27] <andrewkm> what do u need help with
#1468 [10:29] <mib_6u4xek> ok i bought minecraft 10 days ago. when i try to log in to the launcher it sase im not premium but i am. i dnt know what to do.
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#1470 [10:29] <mib_6u4xek> and my account wont switch over
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#1472 [10:30] <DreadLindwyrm> What's your account name?
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#1474 [10:33] <mib_6u4xek> nothing against you but i was told by my frinds not give give my account name but to just ask my questain
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#1476 [10:34] <DreadLindwyrm> Fine. I was going to try to locate if it was showing as paid. I'd suggest you talk directly to Mojang about your account not showing as paid.
#1477 [10:34] <DreadLindwyrm> http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1478 [10:35] <mib_6u4xek> ohhh i understand once again nothing againist u really apreciate the help i check out the link thnks man
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#1483 [10:48] <mib_i7jpzo> help
#1484 [10:48] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_i7jpzo, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1485 [10:49] <mib_i7jpzo> i just bought minecraft now what?
#1486 [10:49] <mib_i7jpzo> it says purchase complete.
#1487 [10:50] <DreadLindwyrm> You should be able to download the game and run it, logging in when asked
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#1489 [10:51] <huddler> hello
#1490 [10:52] <DreadLindwyrm> How can we help huddler?
#1491 [10:52] <huddler> I am having trouble loading the public server
#1492 [10:53] <huddler> what can I do to make it work?
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#1495 [10:55] <huddler> hello?
#1496 [10:55] <VoxelHead> Look, huddler, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1497 [10:56] <huddler> i am having trouble loading the public minecraft server, why is this, and what can I do to get it to work?
#1498 [10:56] <DreadLindwyrm> What do you mean by loading the public server?
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#1500 [10:57] <bob> when i try to play in browser it comes up with the message that my video card doesn't support the game. the video card is Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family.
#1501 [10:57] <huddler> like the single player
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#1503 [10:57] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - what happens when you try?
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#1505 [10:57] <DreadLindwyrm> bob - have you updated your drivers?
#1506 [10:57] <TharaThas> I have tried to buy the game twive for a friend(on his account with my bankaccount) and one giftcome on my account. however it told me that the transaction failed on the minecraft site while i was waiting. it also wrote that i would get the money back within a day or the next bankday. but i havent gotten the money back yet. so i have paid for the game 3 times after that i bought it for myself, and none of these 3 times worked
#1507 [10:58] <TharaThas> what can i do?
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#1509 [10:58] <huddler> the screen area were the game is played is black and will not load into game
#1510 [10:58] <bob> exactly how do I update the drivers?
#1511 [10:58] <DreadLindwyrm> TharaThas - Your only real option is to contact Mojang. "We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues"
#1512 [10:59] <TharaThas> oh, ok. i looked on the supportpage you linked and found this channel so i fgiured.. then, how do i contact mojang?
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#1514 [10:59] <DreadLindwyrm> bob - you need to go to the website of the company that made the graphics card and download the latest drivers from there - they should have instructions on how to do this
#1515 [10:59] <DreadLindwyrm> http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#1516 [10:59] <huddler> is this for me?
#1517 [10:59] <bob> thanks - hope this does the trick
#1518 [10:59] <matty> hi there i wonderin if any 1 could help me
#1519 [10:59] <DreadLindwyrm> No, sorry that was for Thara
#1520 [10:59] <huddler> ok
#1521 [11:00] <matty> iv been trying to play mine craft since i bought it and had no luck
#1522 [11:00] <DreadLindwyrm> >?? huddler win/dxdiag
#1523 [11:00] <huddler> I have a mac
#1524 [11:01] <matty> tharathas could you help me
#1525 [11:01] <DreadLindwyrm> That makes it more fun - I can't get the command for the bot to run anyway...
#1526 [11:01] <huddler> ?
#1527 [11:01] <DreadLindwyrm> matty - what happens when you try?
#1528 [11:02] <matty> i either it stops at 8% when it updating then goes to fatel error 4 or if i skip gets stuck on loading done
#1529 [11:02] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - can you try forcing the game to update and see if you have the same problem?
#1530 [11:03] <matty> iv tried all the ways i can find on the net nothing wirks
#1531 [11:03] <huddler> well I have not purchased the game so I do not know what you mean
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#1533 [11:04] <mib_lq6scb> hello
#1534 [11:05] <matty> dreadlindwyrm i either it stops at 8% when it updating then goes to fatel error 4 or if i skip gets stuck on loading done iv tried all the ways i can find on the net nothing wirks
#1535 [11:06] <DreadLindwyrm> matty - do you get the same problem online as well as on your local copy of the gaem
#1536 [11:07] <matty> dreadlindwyrm yes i do
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#1538 [11:09] <MKoR> heh
#1539 [11:09] <MKoR> silence O:
#1540 [11:10] <matty> dreadlindwyrm yes it does sorry
#1541 [11:10] <MKoR> i.e.: what's the question, maybe i can help
#1542 [11:10] <DreadLindwyrm> matty, huddler can you repeat your questions.
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#1544 [11:11] <matty> mkor i either it stops at 8% when it updating then goes to fatel error 4 or if i skip gets stuck on loading done iv tried all the ways i can find on the net nothing wirks
#1545 [11:12] <matty> DreadLindwyrm huddler i of line
#1546 [11:12] <MKoR> erm, does the error-message go into a bit more detail?
#1547 [11:12] <MKoR> as in, what's the literal, full sentence it reports?
#1548 [11:13] <MKoR> if it just 'hangs', though, i can think of only 3 reasons: 1) connection gets interrupted, 2) the application hangs/crashes/whatever and 3) you ran out of free hard-disk space in your home directory
#1549 [11:13] <matty> wait it takes a wile to say error just gets stuk on 8% for i wile first
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#1551 [11:15] <sheppe> hello :)
#1552 [11:15] <MKoR> matty: this IS windows, right?
#1553 [11:15] <MKoR> *in windows
#1554 [11:15] <matty> mkor yh windows
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#1556 [11:16] <sheppe> Can anyone answer a quick question about the aether mod if you can? ;)
#1557 [11:16] <sheppe> im just having a small problem ingame
#1558 [11:16] <MKoR> and you're sure you have enough free harddisk spaceon your drives/ there isn't a quota on your own home directory?
#1559 [11:16] <matty> i dont know how much space do i need
#1560 [11:17] <MKoR> how much is free?
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#1562 [11:18] <MKoR> looks like 70-100 megs should be enough
#1563 [11:18] <sheppe> do anyone have a moment? :)
#1564 [11:18] <Calinou> nope.avi = 300/400 megs
#1565 [11:18] <Calinou> lemme calculate my .minecraft folder, I'm on linux BTW
#1566 [11:19] <Calinou> 191,3 MB
#1567 [11:19] <MKoR> mine is 105M large with 2 worlds :P
#1568 [11:19] <Calinou> including 35 MB of saves, 50MB of texturepacks
#1569 [11:19] <Calinou> = around 120MB is needed
#1570 [11:20] <MKoR> matty: what version of java do you have installed, btw?
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#1572 [11:21] <matty> i have 59 gb
#1573 [11:22] <MKoR> also, are you using the sun/oracle JRE or another one?
#1574 [11:22] <matty> just up dated and reinstalled
#1575 [11:22] <bob> ok so I have updated the video card from Intel and have latest 945 Express Chipset Family video card but the message still comes up when I try to play 'failed to find an accelerated Open GL mode'. What does this mean?
#1576 [11:22] <sheppe> hello :)
#1577 [11:22] <MKoR> bob: os?
#1578 [11:22] <bob> windows 7
#1579 [11:24] <matty> mkor i dont know what you mean sun/oracle
#1580 [11:26] <MKoR> matty: did you get java from http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/indexes/downloads/index.html ?
#1581 [11:27] <Calinou> bob: GMA cards are not made for playing, face it
#1582 [11:27] <Calinou> or integrated chips
#1583 [11:27] <matty> mkor just got it when i opend minecraft without java and it opend a padge for is
#1584 [11:27] <Calinou> you can play with 20 FPS on tiny+fast, but it's not the best experience possible ;)
#1585 [11:28] <MKoR> matty: well, we need to be sure you got the one from Oracle
#1586 [11:28] <MKoR> bob: what is the FULL NAME of your intel graphics chipset?
#1587 [11:29] <MKoR> you can usually find it in the device manager, or just right-clicking on 'my computer' properties tab (if i rmeember correctly)
#1588 [11:29] <MKoR> It seems that some intel chipsets do not offer the right OpenGL support for minecraft, though, so you may have bad luck.
#1589 [11:29] <matty> mkor it was called oracal when i was downlaosing it
#1590 [11:29] <MKoR> ok
#1591 [11:30] <MKoR> is there a java icon in your taskbar to the right?
#1592 [11:30] <matty> yh
#1593 [11:30] <MKoR> you could right-click it for the properties, go to about and check what version it is
#1594 [11:31] <matty> mkor java 6 standerd it ses orical at bottem
#1595 [11:32] <MKoR> version 6 update 26, right?
#1596 [11:33] <matty> yh thats the 1
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#1599 [11:34] <MKoR> hmm... i do not know how much chance of working out, but you could also try to play the free "minecraft classic" online or the game itself online, just to check if THAT works.
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#1601 [11:34] <MKoR> if either works, java should not be the problem
#1602 [11:35] <matty> yh it works fine
#1603 [11:35] <MKoR> both of them?
#1604 [11:35] <dachiz> so i bought the game, and now everytime i try to log in it says it hasnt been downloaded?
#1605 [11:35] <dachiz> can anyone help/
#1606 [11:35] <matty> no just clasic
#1607 [11:36] <MKoR> matty: tried the full game in-browser yet?
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#1609 [11:36] <matty> yh same problem
#1610 [11:36] <matty> as downloaded
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#1612 [11:36] <leon> hello
#1613 [11:37] <MKoR> 8% too, huh...
#1614 [11:38] <matty> yh or if i skip update gets stuck on done loading with a bit of bar not full at end
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#1617 [11:40] <MKoR> so you could play it before, right?
#1618 [11:40] <matty> iv never played it yet just got it yesterday and this happend
#1619 [11:40] <leon> my mate has lost his password and acceadenly used the rong email adress..can anyone help
#1620 [11:41] <MKoR> leon: account issues you'll have to take to mojang employees
#1621 [11:42] <MKoR> if he does not have access to the email address in his account, though, things could get rather bad...
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#1623 [11:42] <leon> okaii but is there abyway he can contact anyone
#1624 [11:44] <matty> mkor is there any thing i can do
#1625 [11:45] <MKoR> leon: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
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#1627 [11:47] <Triggerdusk> holy crap is the aethermod channel dead o.o
#1628 [11:47] <Morrolan> It is?
#1629 [11:47] <MKoR> matty: the only thing i can think of to try is that something is interfering with minecraft on your pc
#1630 [11:48] <MKoR> which could be tried by either making a new account in windows and trying to install it there
#1631 [11:48] <Triggerdusk> lol yea im the only one there
#1632 [11:48] <Morrolan> Triggerdusk: Then you misspelled it. #aethermod it is.
#1633 [11:48] <MKoR> or turning off pretty much everything running and then retrying
#1634 [11:49] <Triggerdusk> nope thats what i typed
#1635 [11:49] <matty> well i turned it of last night when i went to bed so its not that il make a new account then if it dosen work il be back
#1636 [11:50] <Morrolan> Triggerdusk: Seems not, because there are tons of people in #aethermod ...
#1637 [11:50] <DreadLindwyrm> You could also try deleting and reinstalling it.
#1638 [11:50] <Triggerdusk> the f uck
#1639 [11:50] <Triggerdusk> weird
#1640 [11:50] <Morrolan> ;)
#1641 [11:50] <DreadLindwyrm> you have joined it on the right network right?
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#1644 [11:51] <TheD3X> Hey! I have a Question about Pistons!
#1645 [11:51] <Morrolan> Shoot.
#1646 [11:51] <TheD3X> Is it Possible to make a bridge with them?
#1647 [11:51] <DreadLindwyrm> yes
#1648 [11:52] <TheD3X> I've been trieng for some hours now
#1649 [11:52] <TheD3X> *trying
#1650 [11:52] <Nic> Hello um i hav a question about updates did u do one recently like.... yesterday
#1651 [11:52] <TheD3X> Sticky Pistons dont stick to other sticky pistons, so my extending bridge failed
#1652 [11:52] <MKoR> they don't?
#1653 [11:52] <TheD3X> at lest mine dont
#1654 [11:53] <DreadLindwyrm> They certainly don't power through them
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#1656 [11:53] <Nic> Can anyone answer my question please
#1657 [11:53] <DreadLindwyrm> pah :p
#1658 [11:53] <DreadLindwyrm> Sorry - wrong chan
#1659 [11:53] <MKoR> Nic: nope, no mc updates for 2 weeks now
#1660 [11:53] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, correct
#1661 [11:54] <TheD3X> The last piston gets stickied to it, but the others dont
#1662 [11:54] <TheD3X> would be awesome to have a large extending bridge...
#1663 [11:54] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Pistons connected to pistons connected to pistons are bugged.
#1664 [11:54] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Also, one connected to another, the last one must be retracted first.
#1665 [11:55] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Ie |-H|-H must become |H|-H then |H|H
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#1667 [11:56] <TheD3X> okay, so i have to stick to WPEEPW (Wood-Piston-Empty-Empty-Piston-Wood)
#1668 [11:56] <Fleskdawson> hi guys
#1669 [11:56] <Nic> k because well it said updating and then my internet went out and now whenever i try to play Minecraft it says "Updating Minecraft" and I sit there for like 20 minutes and nothin happens
#1670 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> can somebody help me fix a problem?
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#1672 [11:57] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Nic, when logging in, click options and force update, then login As usual
#1673 [11:57] <DreadLindwyrm> Nic - I'd advise reinstalling the game
#1674 [11:57] <DreadLindwyrm> flesk - what's the issue?
#1675 [11:57] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :DreadLindwyrm, what I said has that effect
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#1677 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> i have no sound
#1678 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> at all
#1679 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> my sound is on
#1680 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> i have the vanilla minecraft
#1681 [11:57] <TheD3X> i just want to interrupt the bridge between my small island and main land... playing on Hard with Xtracraft...
#1682 [11:57] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, do other java apps have sound?
#1683 [11:57] <Fleskdawson> yeas
#1684 [11:58] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, /Java/ apps?
#1685 [11:58] <Fleskdawson> yep
#1686 [11:58] <Nic> I tried that and it wont download how long should the download take
#1687 [11:58] <Fleskdawson> ive reinstalled java
#1688 [11:58] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, which OS?
#1689 [11:58] <Fleskdawson> windows
#1690 [11:58] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Can you go download the Linux/Other version of minecraft, and try that for a sec?
#1691 [11:58] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :it will be a .jar file.
#1692 [11:59] <Fleskdawson> so if its a jar file
#1693 [11:59] <Fleskdawson> do i just extract it
#1694 [11:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :No
#1695 [11:59] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1696 [11:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Just double click it as usual
#1697 [11:59] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1698 [11:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Also, you are playing with internet enabled, correct?
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#1700 [11:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :and have let it run a while?
#1701 [12:00] <Fleskdawson> god damn it
#1702 [12:00] <Fleskdawson> why do i have winrar T_T
#1703 [12:00] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(When first installed, MC downloads sounds in the background)
#1704 [12:00] <Fleskdawson> what do i do?
#1705 [12:00] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Right click/Open-with/Java runtime
#1706 [12:00] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1707 [12:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :if that doesn't work, open a cmd.exe, type "java -jar " (including the last space), then drag the jar into the console window, then press enter.
#1708 [12:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(Which is ultimately what I want you to do anyway, to see any errors that pop up)
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#1710 [12:02] <sheppe> hey
#1711 [12:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Nic, it depends on your internet
#1712 [12:02] <Nic> okay so now im reinstallin it and it has not moved one percent
#1713 [12:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Nic, you can also try redownloading the launcher
#1714 [12:03] <Fleskdawson> nope nothing
#1715 [12:03] <Fleskdawson> the games still a mute
#1716 [12:03] <sheppe> can i change the ip people use to connect to my servers?
#1717 [12:03] <Nic> from wher on the website?
#1718 [12:04] <sheppe> so i dont have to tell people my own ip
#1719 [12:04] <Fleskdawson> ok well im guessing no one has any ideas on how to fix my minecraft?
#1720 [12:05] <sheppe> whats wrong with it
#1721 [12:05] <Fleskdawson> its about as muted as gordon freeman himself
#1722 [12:05] <sheppe> options?
#1723 [12:06] <Fleskdawson> thats all good
#1724 [12:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, sorry, my connection dropped.
#1725 [12:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ok, just checking, but options/sound+music is enabled right?
#1726 [12:06] <Morrolan> sheppe: Your IP is nothing you can keep private.
#1727 [12:06] <Fleskdawson> yes
#1728 [12:06] <sheppe> ok
#1729 [12:06] <sheppe> thanks
#1730 [12:06] <Nic> alright so i hav a PC which link should I click on
#1731 [12:06] <Morrolan> sheppe: By being anywhere on the internet you 'give away' your IP. It's what is used to direct information at you. :)
#1732 [12:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, try doing that cmd.exe thing
#1733 [12:07] <Fleskdawson> the what?
#1734 [12:07] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :if that doesn't work, open a cmd.exe, type "java -jar " (including the last space), then drag the jar into the console window, then press enter.
#1735 [12:07] <DreadLindwyrm> Fleskdawson - try force updating the game?
#1736 [12:07] <Fleskdawson> did
#1737 [12:07] <Fleskdawson> i think thats what caused my minecraft to fuck up
#1738 [12:07] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, do the above, and as well, tell me if your %appdata%/.minecraft/resources folder has data in it
#1739 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> i was watching the yogscast yogbox and a person said to just force update and that will clean your jar file up
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#1741 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> so i did that
#1742 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> tryed installing aether
#1743 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> didnt work
#1744 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> so i did it manually and then got aether to work
#1745 [12:08] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(My resources folder is 40MB)
#1746 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> and everything was muter
#1747 [12:08] <Fleskdawson> muted
#1748 [12:08] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, have you seen the posts I just posted?
#1749 [12:08] <mortisha> my minecraft hasnt loaded
#1750 [12:09] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mortisha, we will need more info
#1751 [12:09] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :define "hasn't loaded"
#1752 [12:09] <Fleskdawson> yes
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#1754 [12:09] <mortisha> well it hasnt loaded but it says done
#1755 [12:09] <Fleskdawson> now i only have half the sound files
#1756 [12:09] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Half?
#1757 [12:09] <Fleskdawson> and i even went on a single player world
#1758 [12:10] <Fleskdawson> all i have is the newsound file
#1759 [12:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Delete everything in resources
#1760 [12:10] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1761 [12:10] <bob> Mobile Intel (R)945 Express Chipset Family
#1762 [12:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :then open up MC, load a world, and let it run for a bit
#1763 [12:10] <bob> Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family
#1764 [12:11] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :you SHOULD start seeing more folders pop up in that folder
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#1766 [12:11] <bob> Mobile Intel(R) 945 Express Chipset Family
#1767 [12:11] <granty> hello
#1768 [12:12] <Sharkboy803> Hello
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#1770 [12:12] <Nic> well I have a good connection and it still is taking a while to download the launcher
#1771 [12:12] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Nic, but it IS downloading?
#1772 [12:13] <Nic> Well _import_ are u on a mac or pc
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#1774 [12:13] <Fleskdawson> ok well
#1775 [12:13] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :A PC, tho that is irrelevant
#1776 [12:13] <Sharkboy804> hello?
#1777 [12:14] <VoxelHead> Look, Sharkboy804, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1778 [12:14] <Fleskdawson> i have sound, music, newsound, newmusic
#1779 [12:14] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yep
#1780 [12:14] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Just missing streaming now
#1781 [12:14] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1782 [12:14] <Fleskdawson> well
#1783 [12:14] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :which is the music
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#1785 [12:14] <Fleskdawson> well
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#1787 [12:14] <Product> Hey guys.
#1788 [12:14] <Fleskdawson> tbh i dont really mind not having music
#1789 [12:14] <Nic> same as me but the first time i downloaded it it took only a minute
#1790 [12:14] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Heya Product
#1791 [12:14] <Product> Hey :)
#1792 [12:14] <Sharkboy804> Hello?
#1793 [12:14] <VoxelHead> Look, Sharkboy804, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1794 [12:15] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, but, do you have sound now?
#1795 [12:15] <quiggle> hi guys
#1796 [12:15] <Fleskdawson> no
#1797 [12:15] <Sharkboy804> People Are Telling Me About Something Like A Nazi Zombie Mod But I Dont Know How To Download It How Do I?
#1798 [12:15] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :hm
#1799 [12:15] <Fleskdawson> shark
#1800 [12:15] <Fleskdawson> ur talking about zombiecraft
#1801 [12:15] <Sharkboy804> Ya?
#1802 [12:15] <Product> shark, we don't support mods here.
#1803 [12:15] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, did you try running it from cmd.exe as I asked?
#1804 [12:15] <Product> ?? mods
#1805 [12:15] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1806 [12:15] <Sharkboy804> o
#1807 [12:15] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1808 [12:15] <quiggle> Wy does my downloaded minecraft blackscreen when i log in?
#1809 [12:15] <Fleskdawson> it kinda depends
#1810 [12:16] <Fleskdawson> wtf is a cmd.exe
#1811 [12:16] <Product> command prompt
#1812 [12:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :quiggle, when logging in, click options, force update, then log in as usual
#1813 [12:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, WinKey+R, "cmd.exe"
#1814 [12:16] <Product> start > run > type "cmd".
#1815 [12:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Go
#1816 [12:16] <Product> Yup.
#1817 [12:16] <quiggle> still blackscreen
#1818 [12:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::P
#1819 [12:16] <Product> uiggle: Use this:
#1820 [12:16] <Fleskdawson> winkey?
#1821 [12:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, windows key
#1822 [12:16] <Fleskdawson> oh
#1823 [12:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::)
#1824 [12:17] <Product> ??> Quiggle win/reinst
#1825 [12:17] <VoxelHead> Quiggle: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1826 [12:17] <VoxelHead> Quiggle: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1827 [12:17] <Fleskdawson> ok now what
#1828 [12:17] <Product> !seen almostroot
#1829 [12:17] <Fleskdawson> i use command prompt offen
#1830 [12:17] <Fleskdawson> for port forwarding
#1831 [12:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :in the black box, type "java -jar " (no quotes, with last space), then DRAG your jar launcher into the black window.
#1832 [12:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(The one you downloaded from Linux/Other on the site)
#1833 [12:18] <Product> __import__ : do you have experience with CentOS VPS ?
#1834 [12:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, very little, why, what do you need done?
#1835 [12:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I am familiar with linux tho.
#1836 [12:18] <Product> __import__ : I have a server on my VPS, but I'am having problems with Mono.
#1837 [12:18] <Fleskdawson> wtf
#1838 [12:18] <Product> __import__ very nice :)
#1839 [12:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Oh
#1840 [12:18] <Fleskdawson> drag my launcher
#1841 [12:19] <Fleskdawson> into the black box
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#1843 [12:19] <Product> It's a classic server, with MCLawl.
#1844 [12:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, yes?
#1845 [12:19] <Product> Should I copy the error log for you ?
#1846 [12:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, I don't know. Mono? Ie the .Net replacement?
#1847 [12:19] <Fleskdawson> do you meen the minecraft launcher
#1848 [12:19] <Product> __import__ Yes I think so.
#1849 [12:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, yes, but the .jar, not the .exe
#1850 [12:19] <Fleskdawson> ok
#1851 [12:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, why would you need Mono?
#1852 [12:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :It's Java, not .Net
#1853 [12:20] <Fleskdawson> so now i should have sound?
#1854 [12:20] <Product> __import__ I think I need it to run MCLawl.exe
#1855 [12:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :no, we are interested in what gets printed to the console, Fleskdawson
#1856 [12:20] <Product> the command is: screen mono MCLawl.exe
#1857 [12:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, oh
#1858 [12:20] <Fleskdawson> i dont know what you mean
#1859 [12:20] <Product> It works, but player can't join the server, I get errors.
#1860 [12:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, ok, did you drag the jar file in?
#1861 [12:21] <Product> It worked on my old VPS thanks to almostroot
#1862 [12:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, sure, pastebin the error
#1863 [12:21] <Fleskdawson> what the linux tthing?
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#1865 [12:21] <Product> but I have been looking for him for 6 days until now.
#1866 [12:21] <Product> Ok, thanks __import__ :)
#1867 [12:21] <Product> 1 sec.
#1868 [12:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, yes
#1869 [12:21] <Fleskdawson> its not letting me
#1870 [12:22] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :the line should read "java -jar C:\whatever\path\here\minecraft.jar"
#1871 [12:22] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Fleskdawson, you have to be kidding me.
#1872 [12:22] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Ok
#1873 [12:22] <granty> hey i cant install minecraft on my mac
#1874 [12:22] <granty> when i unzip the folder and run the app nothing happens
#1875 [12:22] <Fleskdawson> i give up T_T
#1876 [12:22] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :With your mouse, grab the minecraft.jar, drag it over top of the command prompt, and release the mouse
#1877 [12:22] <Fleskdawson> thank you for helping
#1878 [12:22] <quiggle> i can't find .minecraft directory
#1879 [12:23] <Fleskdawson> apreaciated
#1880 [12:23] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :quiggle, what os are you running?
#1881 [12:23] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :quiggle, Windows?
#1882 [12:23] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Sigh
#1883 [12:23] <granty> OS X
#1884 [12:23] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :granty, I was asking quiggle
#1885 [12:24] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I have no experience with Macs
#1886 [12:24] <granty> oopps
#1887 [12:24] <Product> Ok, __import__ this is the error when I startup the server: http://pastebin.com/5wJU7hCa
#1888 [12:24] <Product> ?? mac/reinst
#1889 [12:24] <VoxelHead> mac/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1890 [12:24] <VoxelHead> mac/reinst: To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1892 [12:24] <Product> I also have 0% experience with Mac :(
#1893 [12:24] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Product, looks like Mono isn't installed properly
#1894 [12:25] <Product> Oh.
#1895 [12:25] <NuttyChoko> How do I find .minecraft directory?
#1896 [12:25] <Product> I'll reinstall then.
#1897 [12:25] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :its complaining about not being able to find libMonoPosixHelper.so
#1898 [12:25] <Product> Is this a good tutorial ?
#1899 [12:25] <Product> https://julianscorner.com/wiki/linux/mono_centos
#1900 [12:25] <Product> Ohh
#1901 [12:25] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Heh, No idea.
#1902 [12:26] <Product> Thanks __import__ :)
#1903 [12:26] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yeh, that looks fairly straight forward
#1904 [12:26] <Product> I'll do my best to reinstall it.
#1905 [12:26] <agent00tai> has anyone in here tried running mc on ubuntu oneiric yet?because it just throws errors at me when I do
#1906 [12:26] <NuttyChoko> I can't find minecraft directory
#1907 [12:26] <Product> agent: Me but on CentOS.
#1908 [12:26] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :agent00tai, considering that oneiric is still alpha...
#1909 [12:26] <Product> Brb 2 min.
#1910 [12:26] <Product> (Installing Mono).
#1911 [12:27] <NuttyChoko> does anybody know how to?
#1912 [12:27] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :NuttyChoko, %appdata%
#1913 [12:27] <agent00tai> __import__: yeah I know but I need the recent libraries for my elementary development ;)
#1914 [12:27] <NuttyChoko> still can't find it
#1915 [12:27] <NuttyChoko> its not there
#1916 [12:27] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :NuttyChoko, what OS are you using?
#1917 [12:27] <NuttyChoko> OS?
#1918 [12:28] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :if it's windows, go to start->run->type in "%appdata%/.minecraft"
#1919 [12:28] <NuttyChoko> ok
#1920 [12:28] <NuttyChoko> still not there
#1921 [12:28] <TheD3X> back
#1922 [12:29] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :NuttyChoko, if you have run minecraft, yes, it's there
#1923 [12:29] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :NuttyChoko, what is the username you bought minecraft with?
#1924 [12:29] <NuttyChoko> Zkvirrel
#1925 [12:29] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid Zkvirrel
#1926 [12:30] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Damn bot.
#1927 [12:30] <NuttyChoko> what are u doing
#1928 [12:30] <Product> Wait, I have the link.
#1929 [12:30] <NuttyChoko> ?
#1930 [12:30] <Product> To check if he paid or not.
#1931 [12:30] <Product> 1 sec.
#1932 [12:30] <Product> http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=
#1933 [12:30] <m0nk> !paid Zkvirrel
#1934 [12:30] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Ok
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#1936 [12:30] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :-_-
#1937 [12:30] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wtf?
#1938 [12:30] <m0nk> :)
#1939 [12:30] <Product> H4xxx
#1940 [12:30] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :The bot is ignoring me
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#1942 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Who runs AuBot?
#1943 [12:31] <NuttyChoko> bye everybody, thanks for the help
#1944 [12:31] <m0nk> dope ?
#1945 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I don't think so.
#1946 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid __import__
#1947 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ffs
#1948 [12:31] <m0nk> lol
#1949 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :yup
#1950 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ignoring me.
#1951 [12:31] <Product> Lol, maybe because u said:
#1952 [12:31] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ACTION rages.
#1953 [12:31] <Product> st8p2d b0t
#1954 [12:32] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :AuBot, you are a stupid bot for ignoring me!
#1955 [12:32] <Nic> so ya sittin here tryin to play the game in browser and havin the same problem as before
#1956 [12:32] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Shadow386, are you here?
#1957 [12:33] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Nic, hm
#1958 [12:33] <obi_wan> hello my minecraft has crashed can some one help me??
#1959 [12:33] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :try completely deleting your .minecraft folder (saving the saves folder if necessary)
#1960 [12:33] <Product> ??> Nic win/reinst
#1961 [12:33] <VoxelHead> Nic: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1962 [12:33] <VoxelHead> Nic: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1963 [12:33] <Shadow386> -_-
#1964 [12:33] <VoxelHead> ^_^
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#1966 [12:34] <Product> -.- test
#1967 [12:34] <obi_wan> ???
#1968 [12:34] <Product> Oh Voxel didn't respond.
#1969 [12:34] <kermi> i need help with how to turn mods on my server
#1970 [12:34] <Nic> thanx!
#1971 [12:34] <Product> ??> Kermi mods
#1972 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Kermi: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1973 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Kermi: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1974 [12:35] <kermi> ty Voxel
#1975 [12:35] <Product> Ty me.
#1976 [12:35] <Product> Voxel is a bot.
#1977 [12:35] <VoxelHead> am not :(
#1978 [12:35] <Product> YOU ARE !
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#1982 [12:36] <Product> xD, Compiling Mono atm.
#1983 [12:36] <mib_plzp4p> so quick question
#1984 [12:36] <Product> Yes, go for it.
#1985 [12:36] <mib_plzp4p> i just purchased minecraft
#1986 [12:37] <Product> Yes ?
#1987 [12:37] <mib_plzp4p> and it wont well, run
#1988 [12:37] <Product> What is ur username ?
#1989 [12:37] <mib_plzp4p> it says purchase complete
#1990 [12:37] <obi_wan> hello?
#1991 [12:37] <VoxelHead> Look, obi_wan, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1992 [12:37] <Product> What is ur username ?t's ur username ?
#1993 [12:38] <mib_plzp4p> no
#1994 [12:38] <Product> -.- Just tell me what it is.
#1995 [12:38] <mib_plzp4p> but is it safe to announce it on a forum.
#1996 [12:38] <Product> If you need help, tell me it..
#1997 [12:38] <Product> If not, please don't waste my time.
#1998 [12:39] <Product> Wow... epic.
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#2001 [12:40] <mib_ev6ig3> hey my minecraft has crashed can some one m
#2002 [12:40] <Nic> alright voxel i deleted everythin except for the saves folder but y is it still bein screwy
#2003 [12:40] <mib_ev6ig3> help me?
#2004 [12:40] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_ev6ig3, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2005 [12:40] <Product> Nic: Voxel is a bot.
#2006 [12:40] <Product> mib: Follow this:
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#2008 [12:41] <Nic> really
#2009 [12:41] <Product> ?? win/reinst
#2010 [12:41] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2011 [12:41] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2012 [12:41] <peru> yes he is
#2013 [12:41] <Product> Nic: is your java up to date ?
#2014 [12:41] <Product> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.java.com%2Fen%2Fdownload%2Finstalled.jsp&ei=NZExTrGZENChtwe9w8CgDQ&usg=AFQjCNH6zuZGOL1prgUuefMNfg4eSpEOjQ
#2015 [12:41] <D4bra1n> When i open mine craft and login the screen goes black for a minute then the mojang symbol then it goes black again and then minecraft crashes, how do fix this? Im on windows
#2016 [12:41] <Product> Oops.
#2017 [12:41] <Nic> yes
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#2019 [12:41] <VoxelHead> you're doing it wrong
#2020 [12:41] <mib_ev6ig3> can some one help me with my minecraft crashed???
#2021 [12:41] <Product> Check here: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CBcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.java.com%2Fen%2Fdownload%2Finstalled.jsp&ei=NZExTrGZENChtwe9w8CgDQ&usg=AFQjCNH6zuZGOL1prgUuefMNfg4eSpEOjQ
#2022 [12:41] <Product> Omg.
#2023 [12:42] <Product> http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2024 [12:42] <Product> d4brain follow this:
#2025 [12:42] <Product> If you are on Windows.
#2026 [12:42] <Product> ??> d3bra1n win/reinst
#2027 [12:42] <VoxelHead> d3bra1n: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2028 [12:42] <VoxelHead> d3bra1n: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2030 [12:42] <Product> Brb 2 mins guys.
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#2033 [12:43] <mib_ev6ig3> im on mac
#2034 [12:44] <username> umm
#2035 [12:44] <D4bra1n> So after i login to minecraft and the mojang symbol appers then the screen goes black for a minute and then minecraft crashes, how do i fix this?
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#2037 [12:44] <mib_xzf0dv> hi i had a quick question
#2038 [12:45] <username> listen
#2039 [12:45] <kermi> i have a question, my server keeps crashing and saying i dont have enough ram
#2040 [12:45] <username> I keep on playing for like 10mins then crashes
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#2042 [12:46] <mib_xzf0dv> why does my minecraft account say not premium when i just bought the game about 45 minutes ago?
#2043 [12:46] <mib_xzf0dv> anyone here
#2044 [12:47] <Tarridon> Im thinking..
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#2046 [12:47] <Tarridon> lol.
#2047 [12:47] <mib_xzf0dv> k
#2048 [12:47] <mib_xzf0dv> ty
#2049 [12:47] <Tarridon> np.
#2050 [12:47] <Tarridon> When you log-in to the site does it say the same?
#2051 [12:48] <mib_xzf0dv> well ive kept it on the page were it says Purchase Complete! but when i hit play in browser it says i need to purchase the game
#2052 [12:48] <mib_xzf0dv> its happend multiple times
#2053 [12:48] <Tarridon> Try downloading it.
#2054 [12:49] <Tarridon> And play it from there.
#2055 [12:49] <mib_xzf0dv> i have but says im not premium
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#2057 [12:49] <mib_xzf0dv> odd, eh?
#2058 [12:49] <Tarridon> Very.
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#2060 [12:50] <Tarridon> Try exiting from the purchase complete page.
#2061 [12:50] <Tarridon> It might register your name?
#2062 [12:50] <mib_xzf0dv> is it possible the transaction isnt complete and needs more time?
#2063 [12:50] <mib_xzf0dv> ok
#2064 [12:50] <sirgrant> can i get help..im having problems installing minecraft on my mac
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#2067 [12:50] <mib_lzxw5v> my server keeps crashing my game and it says i dont have enough ram
#2068 [12:51] <mib_xzf0dv> well i am in the page were it said purchase complete lol
#2069 [12:51] <Tarridon> Did you put the command for more ram on the download page?
#2070 [12:51] <mib_xzf0dv> how do i do that? sorry.
#2071 [12:51] <mib_lzxw5v> huh?
#2072 [12:52] <mib_xzf0dv> do you mean me tarridon?
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#2074 [12:52] <Tarridon> Yes.
#2075 [12:52] <mib_xzf0dv> how do i request more RAM?
#2076 [12:52] <Tarridon> Ok, you open minecraft.jar with note pad and paste
#2077 [12:52] <Tarridon> java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#2078 [12:53] <Tarridon> For more ram
#2079 [12:53] <Tarridon> Sirgrant
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#2081 [12:53] <mib_xzf0dv> paste into what?
#2082 [12:53] <mib_xzf0dv> notepad?
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#2084 [12:53] <mib_xzf0dv> i opend minecraft launcher.
#2085 [12:54] <mib_xzf0dv> opened*
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#2087 [12:54] <mib_xzf0dv> then i opened notepad
#2088 [12:54] <TheD3X> okay... connecting 4 Pistons to work at once was hard... how do i connect 8 to work at once?
#2089 [12:55] <Tarridon> mib_xzf0dv
#2090 [12:55] <Tarridon> Sorry.
#2091 [12:55] <mib_xzf0dv> yes
#2092 [12:55] <sirgrant> the minecraft app to install minecraft inst working correctly for me
#2093 [12:55] <Tarridon> Open minecraft server.exe with notepad
#2094 [12:56] <mib_xzf0dv> yep opend minecraft launcher
#2095 [12:56] <mib_xzf0dv> and notpad
#2096 [12:56] <mib_xzf0dv> notepad*
#2097 [12:56] <Tarridon> Do you have minecraft server.exe anywhere?
#2098 [12:57] <mib_xzf0dv> i downloaded .exe but when i click minecraft it opens minecraft launcher
#2099 [12:57] * Tarridon 's mind is full of fuck.
#2099 [12:57] <Tarridon> Lol.
#2100 [12:58] <Tarridon> YOu were the one with server problems correct?
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#2102 [12:58] <mib_lzxw5v> I AM
#2103 [12:58] <sproing> hi
#2104 [12:58] <mib_xzf0dv> yea i cant play minecraft after i bought it
#2105 [12:58] <Tarridon> Oh, wow
#2106 [12:58] <Tarridon> too many mibs
#2107 [12:58] <Tarridon> Lol.
#2108 [12:58] <sproing> im too
#2109 [12:58] <mib_lzxw5v> im the one that doesnt have enough ram
#2110 [12:58] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE too? feel these nipples!
#2111 [12:58] <Tarridon> Ok
#2112 [12:58] <Tarridon> o.o?
#2113 [12:59] <sproing> im german :)
#2114 [12:59] <mib_xzf0dv> nvr mind too much to do ty tarridon
#2115 [12:59] <Tarridon> Np man :/ sorry i couldnt help.
#2116 [12:59] <mib_xzf0dv> its not worth the aggrivation
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#2118 [12:59] <sirgrant> i have the minecraft launcher open and text edit what do i do now
#2119 [13:00] <Tarridon> Sirgrant you're the one with the mac right?
#2120 [13:00] <mib_lzxw5v> i need help with getting more ram
#2121 [13:00] <sirgrant> correct
#2122 [13:00] <Tarridon> Ok
#2123 [13:00] <Tarridon> Do you have java installed?
#2124 [13:00] <TheD3X> Anybody good in "Redstone feat. Pistons - The way i hate this Stuff" willing to help me with a specific problem?
#2125 [13:00] <sirgrant> indeed i do
#2126 [13:01] <sirgrant> i update my software earlier today
#2127 [13:01] <Tarridon> Hmm..
#2128 [13:01] <Tarridon> Vox?
#2129 [13:01] <VoxelHead> Ask jeeves, he is smarter than average VoxelHead.
#2130 [13:01] <Tarridon> jeeves?
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#2132 [13:01] <Tarridon> ok
#2133 [13:02] <Tarridon> lzxw5v, for more ram open minecraftserver.exe with note pad, not minecraft.exe
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#2135 [13:02] <Tarridon> vox paste the pastebin macro?
#2136 [13:02] <VoxelHead> 69
#2137 [13:02] <Tarridon> agh.
#2138 [13:02] <mib_lzxw5v> i dont have that, all i have is minecraft_server
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#2140 [13:03] <Tarridon> ok, right click -> open with -> notepad
#2141 [13:03] <mib_lzxw5v> kk
#2142 [13:03] <TheD3X> i think the pistons are trying to pull my leg
#2143 [13:03] <Tarridon> and go to pastebin.com and paste whats in the notepad
#2144 [13:03] <mib_lzxw5v> i did that and now theres a bunch of wierd things all over the place
#2145 [13:04] <Tarridon> I'll download it my self and see.
#2146 [13:04] <Tarridon> hold a sec.
#2147 [13:04] <mib_lzxw5v> k
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#2152 [13:06] <Tarridon> Ok got it. I think.
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#2154 [13:07] <mib_lzxw5v> theres 2 files there, i dowladed the second one
#2155 [13:07] <Tarridon> Right click in an open space and create a new notepasd
#2156 [13:07] <Tarridon> notepad*
#2157 [13:07] <mr_sticky> i downloaded minecraft for my mac how do i download it so i can play ?
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#2159 [13:07] <mib_lzxw5v> huh Tarridon?
#2160 [13:07] <Tarridon> Create a new notepad
#2161 [13:07] <mib_lzxw5v> kk
#2162 [13:07] <sirgrant> mr_sticky are you having problems opening the application?
#2163 [13:07] <Tarridon> in the same place you put your server
#2164 [13:08] <VoxelHead> bye mib_e115tl
#2165 [13:08] <mr_sticky> yeah i cant open tha game :/
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#2167 [13:08] <mib_lzxw5v> im confused bro
#2168 [13:08] <Tsukikori> hey
#2169 [13:08] <Tarridon> ok and put
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#2171 [13:08] <Tarridon> java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#2172 [13:08] <sirgrant> mr_sticky neither can i
#2173 [13:08] <Tarridon> in there
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#2175 [13:08] <Tsukikori> i got a prob the i cant find a solution to XD
#2176 [13:09] <Tsukikori> i have tried reinstalling minecraft and getting rid of texture pack
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#2179 [13:09] <Tsukikori> when i open inventory, it goes to main menu background, just the background, then black screen, then crashes
#2180 [13:10] <Safgra> Yo...got the game a little over an hour ago and still can't sign in on the Launcher...just wondering is this normal...I get the message "Can't connect to minecraft.net" in red writing
#2181 [13:10] <mib_lzxw5v> okay i did
#2182 [13:10] <Tarridon> ok under it in caps
#2183 [13:10] <mr_sticky> i download the mac one but i made an account and it comes up with minecraft launcher i dont know what to do from here ?
#2184 [13:10] <Tarridon> type PAUSE and save as "Run.bat" no quotes
#2185 [13:10] <Tarridon> type pause under java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar noguijava -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#2186 [13:11] <Tarridon> sorry about that.
#2187 [13:11] <Tarridon> Pasted twice :/
#2188 [13:11] <mib_lzxw5v> bro its not even word anymore, it turned into letters and other crap
#2189 [13:11] <Tarridon> I pm'd you.
#2190 [13:12] <mib_lzxw5v> dont wrry bout it, its not worth the trouble
#2191 [13:12] <Tsukikori> any1 know solution to my issue?
#2192 [13:12] <Tarridon> its easy.
#2193 [13:12] <Tarridon> Just confusing if its your first time
#2194 [13:12] <mib_lzxw5v> i cant understand how to
#2195 [13:12] <mib_lzxw5v> do everything aha
#2196 [13:13] <Tarridon> Do you have Team viewer?
#2197 [13:13] <mib_lzxw5v> team wht?
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#2199 [13:13] <Tarridon> viewer
#2200 [13:13] <mib_lzxw5v> idk wht that is
#2201 [13:14] <TheD3X> A program for Remte Desktop Support
#2202 [13:15] <TheD3X> WTB Help for Redstone Wiring (Including Pistons), Offering Hugs with Creepers.
#2203 [13:16] <Safgra> Yo...got the game a little over an hour ago and still can't sign in on the Launcher...just wondering is this normal?...I get the message "Can't connect to minecraft.net" in red writing
#2204 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> Safgra - No, it's not normal. Are you able to connect to minecraft.net via your browser?
#2205 [13:17] <sirgrant> need help with installing on mac
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#2208 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> sirgrant - What kind of help?
#2209 [13:18] <mib_lzxw5v> Tarridon dont wrry bout it bro, to much strees, ill just get one of my friends to run the server
#2210 [13:18] <Tsukikori> any1 help me o.0
#2211 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> Tsukikori - What's your problem?
#2212 [13:18] <dman> bought minecraft 4 my son downloaded it signed in and he can"get it up and running
#2213 [13:18] <Tsukikori> when i open inventory, it goes to main menu background, just the background, then black screen, then crashes
#2214 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> Tsukikori - Installed any mods? Tried a new map?
#2215 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> Is this on SP or MP?
#2216 [13:19] <Safgra> Nah...it crashes when I use the browser version...I'm logged in to the minecraft site...it's just the launcher
#2217 [13:19] <Tsukikori> no SP mods only mods in server files
#2218 [13:19] <Tsukikori> ive tried reinstalling and wihtout texture pack
#2219 [13:19] <Tsukikori> its on MP
#2220 [13:19] <Tsukikori> i havent tried SP yet
#2221 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Tsukikori - Try deleting your player's profile in the server's world/players/ folder
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#2223 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Probably a corrupt inventory item
#2224 [13:20] <Tsukikori> ok
#2225 [13:20] <Tsukikori> 1min
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#2227 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Safgra - Two things to check. First thing, is your system time and date correct?
#2228 [13:20] <ReDevil> i need help
#2229 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Safgra - Second thing to check, what operating system are you on?
#2230 [13:20] <dman> yes
#2231 [13:21] <dman> xp
#2232 [13:21] <ReDevil> when i click connect in minecraft it says can't connect to minecraft.net
#2233 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> dman - Not talking to you
#2234 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> ?? patience
#2235 [13:21] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2236 [13:21] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
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#2238 [13:22] <Tsukikori> :D so far its working
#2239 [13:22] <ReDevil> and i try and try and now it connects but it says doneloading and nothing happens
#2240 [13:22] <Tsukikori> tyvm
#2241 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> Tsukikori - Sure thing
#2242 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Using windows?
#2243 [13:22] <ReDevil> yes
#2244 [13:23] <ReDevil> windows 7
#2245 [13:23] <Calinou> ?? attitude
#2246 [13:23] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2247 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#2248 [13:23] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2249 [13:23] <ReDevil> no
#2250 [13:23] <TheD3X> WTB Help for Redstone Wiring (Including Pistons), Offering Hugs with Creepers.
#2251 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Is it getting stuck on the progress bar when it's downloading now?
#2252 [13:24] <TheD3X> (You can always exchange the Creeper hug with a zombie one...)
#2253 [13:24] <ReDevil> sometimes it cant connect to minecraft, other times it stucks on the progress bar but now the display is black -.-
#2254 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Got any security software blocking minecraft?
#2255 [13:25] <ReDevil> wait o gonna check that
#2256 [13:25] <ReDevil> *i gonna
#2257 [13:26] <ReDevil> no i dont have now it cant conenct to minecraft.net
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#2260 [13:27] <FritoRito> can someone help me?
#2261 [13:27] <krebbit> hi
#2262 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Your time and date correct?
#2263 [13:27] <Morrolan> Just ask your question and we'll see, FritoRito.
#2264 [13:27] <Morrolan> also, hey krebbit
#2265 [13:27] <krebbit> i got this hs error cen somevon help me?
#2266 [13:27] <ReDevil> yes it is correct
#2267 [13:27] <FritoRito> um my buddie cant find his .minecraft file ANYWHERE so he cant update his minecraft
#2268 [13:27] <ReDevil> my display is black again
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#2270 [13:27] <Morrolan> If it's longer than two lines paste it on www.pastebin.com , krebbit. If it's shorter just paste it here.
#2271 [13:27] <krebbit> hs error
#2272 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> krebbit- Please copy the contents of that error report, go to www.pastebin.com and paste it there, then give us the URL to it
#2273 [13:28] <Morrolan> FritoRito: Why does he need this folder to update Minecraft?
#2274 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> FritoRito - He should be able to run the launcher, and press "Force Update" in the options menu to update minecraft
#2275 [13:28] <Morrolan> Ah, 'update' like this, yep.
#2276 [13:29] <ReDevil> hey help!!!!
#2277 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> ReDevil - Try going to the options menu of the launcher, and doing "Force Update"
#2278 [13:29] <ReDevil> ok
#2279 [13:29] <FritoRito> he just cant weve tried everything can you add me on skype my name is FritoRito
#2280 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> FritoRito - What happens when you try a force update?
#2281 [13:31] <FritoRito> when he tries his minecraft crashes can you come on skype and help us?
#2282 [13:32] <FritoRito> or teamspeak
#2283 [13:33] <FritoRito> never mind we dont need your help. thanks anyway
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#2286 [13:35] <TheD3X> WTB Help for Redstone Wiring (Including Pistons). Want to build a Bridge (Preferrably a retractable one)
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#2288 [13:39] <krebbit> help me with the hs error plizz
#2289 [13:39] <VoxelHead> Look, krebbit, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2290 [13:40] <krebbit> it is non ther
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#2293 [13:42] <krebbit> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5339b4c7, pid=4016, tid=3272 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglx1.dll+0x3fb4c7] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#2294 [13:43] <krebbit> some von vont tu help me?=
#2295 [13:44] <krebbit> hello
#2296 [13:44] <TheD3X> hello
#2297 [13:44] <VoxelHead> SNAP!
#2298 [13:44] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
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#2300 [13:45] <krebbit> hs error
#2301 [13:45] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
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#2303 [13:47] <TheD3X> WTB Help for Redstone Wiring (Including Pistons). Want to build a Bridge (Preferrably a retractable one) (Query or Skype would be cool!)
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#2305 [13:48] <bdtryhe> hi
#2306 [13:48] <TheD3X> ho
#2307 [13:48] <bdtryhe> help me
#2308 [13:48] <VoxelHead> Look, bdtryhe, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2309 [13:48] <bdtryhe> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2310 [13:48] <TheD3X> why?
#2311 [13:48] <VoxelHead> ~^#~#**$!bdtryhe~*#$@~
#2312 [13:48] <bdtryhe> free minecraft account is fake
#2313 [13:49] <bdtryhe> for me
#2314 [13:49] <TheD3X> where did you read free account?
#2315 [13:49] <Kealper> of course a free Minecraft account is going to be fake
#2316 [13:49] <bdtryhe> no
#2317 [13:49] <bdtryhe> it was
#2318 [13:51] <bdtryhe> http://www.minecraft-wiki.com/free/ page
#2319 [13:51] <bdtryhe> i have to buy
#2320 [13:51] <bdtryhe> in survivery
#2321 [13:51] <TheD3X> FAIL
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#2324 [13:53] <esper_sumaej> could someone tell me how to install audiomod?
#2325 [13:53] <stupid-noob> easy
#2326 [13:53] <TheD3X> Bro... those sites are NEVER! (!) legit. If you have to "like" something + Post Spam (which could get you banned easily) + Fill out "Surveys" (where you have to pay)...
#2327 [13:53] <esper_sumaej> sorry im new to modding
#2328 [13:53] <stupid-noob> ok ill help
#2329 [13:53] <esper_sumaej> awesome
#2330 [13:53] <bdtryhe> worst thing is minecraft keeps uptadinng and cant play normally
#2331 [13:53] <stupid-noob> i have audio mod right here :D
#2332 [13:54] <esper_sumaej> yeah i have to get it to play the ether mod haha
#2333 [13:54] <VoxelHead> Curse you snacks... CURSE YOU^^%percent!#*~!~$^~.
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#2335 [13:54] <stupid-noob> i have that
#2336 [13:54] <esper_sumaej> is it cool?
#2337 [13:54] <stupid-noob> YES
#2338 [13:54] <TheD3X> Screw Ether
#2339 [13:54] <stupid-noob> Aether*
#2340 [13:54] <TheD3X> Use Xtracraft... way cooler
#2341 [13:54] <esper_sumaej> it looks awesome when i see it on youtube
#2342 [13:54] <stupid-noob> NO
#2343 [13:55] <stupid-noob> what OS are you on ?
#2344 [13:55] <esper_sumaej> windows 7
#2345 [13:55] <stupid-noob> ok go to search and type %appdata% then go to roaming
#2346 [13:55] <stupid-noob> then go to .minecraft and to the bin
#2347 [13:55] <esper_sumaej> yup im there
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#2349 [13:56] <stupid-noob> do you have winrar or 7zip or something?
#2350 [13:56] <esper_sumaej> winrar
#2351 [13:56] <stupid-noob> open the minecraft jar file in the bin with winrar
#2352 [13:56] <esper_sumaej> and i have moloader in also
#2353 [13:56] <esper_sumaej> modloader*
#2354 [13:57] <stupid-noob> just open the audiomod and stick it in the jar like you did with winrar
#2355 [13:57] <esper_sumaej> is that the way you do all mods?
#2356 [13:57] <esper_sumaej> just stick them in the jar lol
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#2358 [13:57] <stupid-noob> thats what I do but i think there are different ways like sticking them in the mod folder but im not sure how :/
#2359 [13:58] <alfw> how can it be my friend MC say 1.7.3 when he press F3, and if i press f3 it's stand 1.7.4
#2360 [13:58] <alfw> ?
#2361 [13:58] <stupid-noob> ive always put them in the jar
#2362 [13:58] <esper_sumaej> okay well thanks for the help!
#2363 [13:58] <stupid-noob> ok np
#2364 [13:58] <stupid-noob> im gunna look up how to use the mod folder now :)
#2365 [14:00] <stupid-noob> 1.7.4 is not out yet :/
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#2367 [14:00] <esper_sumaej> is that what the mod folder is for?
#2368 [14:00] <esper_sumaej> like the next patch or whatever
#2369 [14:00] <stupid-noob> i have never used it idk
#2370 [14:00] <stupid-noob> maybe tho
#2371 [14:01] <stupid-noob> it would make it 1000 time easier because you wouldnt need to get a ner jar each time
#2372 [14:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Heh, guys
#2373 [14:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Run MC, and press F3.
#2374 [14:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :What version does it say?
#2375 [14:02] <esper_sumaej> yeah, i heard thats whats in the next patch
#2376 [14:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :esper_sumaej, the mod folder is for modloader, to load mods that dont mess with the internals if the game itself (ie, no ??.class files inside the mod, ?? meaning 2 letters)
#2377 [14:03] <esper_sumaej> so like audiomod could go in there?
#2378 [14:03] <stupid-noob> so if i just stick the zip files in the mod folder it will work?
#2379 [14:03] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :audiomod messes wit hthe internals (open it, you will see several files with just two letters)
#2380 [14:03] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ie, ae.class, zf.class, etc
#2381 [14:03] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(examples only)
#2382 [14:03] <esper_sumaej> oh okay i get it
#2383 [14:03] <stupid-noob> but dont almost all mos have those?
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#2385 [14:04] <esper_sumaej> what kind of mods can go in the mod folder?
#2386 [14:04] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :stupid-noob, which means, most mods aren't compatible with being placed in the mod folder.
#2387 [14:04] <esper_sumaej> like what do they do
#2388 [14:04] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :esper_sumaej, ones that don't have ??.class files
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#2390 [14:04] <stupid-noob> ok
#2391 [14:04] <esper_sumaej> okeydokey, thankyou for the help
#2392 [14:04] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::)
#2393 [14:04] <stupid-noob> thankyouuuuuuu
#2394 [14:05] <stupid-noob> i never new what that was for
#2395 [14:05] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mind you, they are only installed if modloader is installed in the jar
#2396 [14:05] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :so in the end, you end up modifying the .jar anyway
#2397 [14:05] <stupid-noob> yea so its pretty much useless
#2398 [14:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Notch is working with the bukkit team to embed a mod api tho
#2399 [14:06] <TheD3X> WTB Help for Redstone Wiring (Including Pistons). Want to build a Bridge (Preferrably a retractable one) (Query or Skype would be cool!)
#2400 [14:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :that is planned for 1.8
#2401 [14:06] <esper_sumaej> yeah thats what i heard
#2402 [14:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, we've been thru this
#2403 [14:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :You cannot reliably chain pistons
#2404 [14:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :the most you can do is two pistons together.
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#2406 [14:07] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :and even that gets sticky
#2407 [14:07] <TheD3X> I have this: H-|Water-Water|-H
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#2409 [14:07] <noob-stupid> STUPID PHONE!
#2410 [14:07] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, from what perspective?
#2411 [14:07] <noob-stupid> as soon as the phone rings my internet goes BYBY
#2412 [14:07] <TheD3X> top
#2413 [14:08] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :noob-stupid, Yep
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#2415 [14:08] <noob-stupid> i cant wait for that mod api tho
#2416 [14:08] <TheD3X> i cant get the wiring to work+
#2417 [14:08] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, SO, two extended pistons with two water between them?
#2418 [14:08] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :What are you trying to do?
#2419 [14:09] <TheD3X> wait a sec please...
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#2423 [14:09] <sluggo> hello
#2424 [14:09] <noob-stupid> im gunna go fly my pig
#2425 [14:09] <mib_9c19hn> i have a question guys
#2426 [14:10] <sluggo> can someone quick tell me how to find out my home server IP so i connect at work
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#2428 [14:10] <mib_9c19hn> i have a problem with my game
#2429 [14:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :sluggo, you need to know that before hand
#2430 [14:10] <mib_9c19hn> would anyone like to help me figure out what the problem is?
#2431 [14:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mib_9c19hn, we can't help you if you don't tell us the problem.
#2432 [14:11] <sluggo> i know that but my gf is home she can find it out for me
#2433 [14:11] <sluggo> i just wanted to know how to do it
#2434 [14:11] <mib_9c19hn> i was just seeing who would help
#2435 [14:11] <mib_9c19hn> alright
#2436 [14:12] <mib_9c19hn> when i launch the game, the launcher only displays some text as the html code or whatever code it's in
#2437 [14:12] <sluggo> so what should i tell her to do to find it?
#2438 [14:12] <mib_9c19hn> when i type in my password and try to log in, it says "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#2439 [14:12] <mib_9c19hn> i can't play offline, as it says "not downloaded"
#2440 [14:12] <mib_9c19hn> not sure what's going on here
#2441 [14:13] <mib_9c19hn> i tried reinstalling the game
#2442 [14:13] <mib_9c19hn> but the same thing happens
#2443 [14:13] <mib_9c19hn> and my .minecraft folder has nothing in it
#2444 [14:13] <mib_9c19hn> no sure why
#2445 [14:13] <mib_9c19hn> not*
#2446 [14:13] <lechatterton> hi does anybody ever had an issue with frozen wolves/ missing animals/ plants growth stopped and knows how to fix it?
#2447 [14:14] <Kealper> mib_9c19hn: do you have any antivirus software installed?
#2448 [14:15] <mib_9c19hn> no
#2449 [14:15] <mib_9c19hn> the game has worked before
#2450 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> i tried downloading a texture pack a few weeks ago
#2451 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> but i wasn't quite sure how to switch back to the old one
#2452 [14:16] <Kealper> mib_9c19hn: have you tried playing it in the browser?
#2453 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> so i just deleted minecraft and reinstalled it
#2454 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> no
#2455 [14:16] <Kealper> try that
#2456 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> let me try
#2457 [14:16] <mib_9c19hn> alright
#2458 [14:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :sluggo, tell her to go to cmyip.com
#2459 [14:17] <sluggo> and just connect to whatever it says there?
#2460 [14:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :yep
#2461 [14:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :provided you have all the ports forwarded etc
#2462 [14:17] <sluggo> fingers crossed lol
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#2464 [14:18] <mib_9c19hn> the browser version works
#2465 [14:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :sluggo, you shouldn't be playing at work :P
#2466 [14:18] <TheD3X> ___import___ since my image upload doesnt work, heres a clarification:
#2467 [14:18] <mib_9c19hn> i also downloaded the linux one
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#2469 [14:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mib_9c19hn, redownload the launcher
#2470 [14:18] <mib_9c19hn> and for some reason that is letting me play offline, but i still can't connect to minecraft.net
#2471 [14:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :hm
#2472 [14:18] <sluggo> o_O shhh dont tell
#2473 [14:18] <TheD3X> Top Layer: Wood-Piston>-Air-Air-<Piston-Wood
#2474 [14:18] <mib_9c19hn> is that different from the game?
#2475 [14:18] <mib_9c19hn> the launcher?
#2476 [14:18] <TheD3X> 4 in a row
#2477 [14:19] <Kealper> mib_9c19hn: something on your computer is not letting the downloaded launcher connect to the internet
#2478 [14:19] <Kealper> mib_9c19hn: a firewall or some antivirus software, most likely
#2479 [14:19] <sluggo> oh and lastly how do i restart/create a new world on my computers server app
#2480 [14:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, do you have access to MC right now?
#2481 [14:19] <TheD3X> yep
#2482 [14:19] <mib_9c19hn> i'm just confused as to why this wasn't happening before
#2483 [14:19] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Can I PM you a server you can connect to?
#2484 [14:19] <mib_9c19hn> i haven't downloaded any antivirus software
#2485 [14:19] <TheD3X> try, but i will lag... 64kbit internet.#
#2486 [14:20] <mib_9c19hn> worse comes to worse, i guess i can just use the browser version
#2487 [14:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :same
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#2489 [14:20] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I'll be there in a sec
#2490 [14:20] <mib_9c19hn> sorry, so is there anything i can do now that my only problem is connecting to minecraft.net
#2491 [14:21] <Kealper> mib_9c19hn: if i were in that position, i'd look to see if Windows Firewall was enabled or not
#2492 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Eh
#2493 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yea, the login server is down.
#2494 [14:21] <mib_9c19hn> so this isn't just me?
#2495 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Couple of hours I could login, can't now
#2496 [14:21] <Kealper> oh, is it?
#2497 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :nope.
#2498 [14:21] <Kealper> !isodwn login.minecraft.net
#2499 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :oops
#2500 [14:21] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :yep, I got in
#2501 [14:22] <Kealper> oh, greybot isn't here
#2502 [14:22] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :maybe the login server is just swamped.
#2503 [14:22] <Kealper> could be
#2504 [14:22] <mib_9c19hn> hopefully
#2505 [14:23] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :TheD3X, waiting for you at that server now.
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#2507 [14:23] <mib_9c19hn> i don't understand any of this firewall stuff
#2508 [14:23] <mib_9c19hn> i guess i'll just play online
#2509 [14:23] <mib_9c19hn> very frustrating
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#2511 [14:24] <will> hello
#2512 [14:24] <Zork414> Hi
#2513 [14:24] <sluggo> did anyone get a chance to read my ?
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#2516 [14:24] <will> i have a mac and i have lion on it. it is very difficult to install minecraft
#2517 [14:25] <AG_Scott> Have you installed Java yet?
#2518 [14:25] <will> is there a new java?
#2519 [14:25] <Zork414> I downloaded a texture pack and it screwed up my minecraft.I deleted and downloaded the game but with the same results.What do i do?
#2520 [14:25] <AG_Scott> will: Java isn't being packaged with Mac OS X anymore as of Lion.
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#2522 [14:25] <AG_Scott> You need to download it and install it.
#2523 [14:26] <AG_Scott> http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#2524 [14:26] <will> ok i'll be back in a minute then
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#2526 [14:26] <Zork414> How would i install it?
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#2531 [14:31] <will> ok im back
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#2535 [14:36] <Tarridon> I need some help with meh ports.
#2536 [14:37] <JohnEBH> Tarridon, What router?
#2537 [14:37] <Tarridon> I have it open on my router
#2538 [14:37] <Tarridon> Just not on my computer.
#2539 [14:37] <Tarridon> Ubuntu OS btw.
#2540 [14:38] <JohnEBH> I can't help with that then xP
#2541 [14:38] <Tarridon> D:
#2542 [14:38] <Tarridon> Anyone on that can help me?
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#2544 [14:41] <Tarridon> :(
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#2546 [14:43] <yubbayubba> hey quick question
#2547 [14:43] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#2548 [14:43] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2549 [14:43] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2550 [14:44] <yubbayubba> i am trying to connect to minecraft through minecraft launcher but says cannot connect to minecraft.net?
#2551 [14:44] <JohnEBH> yubbayubba, Have you tried again several times?
#2552 [14:45] <yubbayubba> minecraft isnt connecting through browser so i tried launcher, and yes many many times.
#2553 [14:45] <JohnEBH> yubbayubba, Has it worked?
#2554 [14:45] <JohnEBH> Before
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#2556 [14:45] <yubbayubba> no just got the game a little over an hour ago
#2557 [14:45] <mr_trousers> hello
#2558 [14:46] <JohnEBH> yubbayubba, Make sure your firewall isn't blocking it then
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#2560 [14:46] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#2561 [14:46] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2562 [14:46] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2563 [14:46] <yubbayubba> if it doesnt say cant connect it says user not premium
#2564 [14:46] <JohnEBH> yubbayubba, User name please?
#2565 [14:46] <mr_trousers> i cant get the newest update please help
#2566 [14:46] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, 1.7.3?
#2567 [14:46] <mr_trousers> yes
#2568 [14:47] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, What are you at right now?
#2569 [14:47] <yubbayubba> thanks for the help but i can wait
#2570 [14:47] <mr_trousers> what do you mean?
#2571 [14:47] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, What's your current version?
#2572 [14:47] <mr_trousers> im not sure
#2573 [14:48] <JohnEBH> mr_trousers, Well anyways...
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#2575 [14:48] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_trousers forceupdate
#2576 [14:48] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2577 [14:48] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2578 [14:48] <madmatmax> Hi there
#2579 [14:48] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#2580 [14:48] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2581 [14:48] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2582 [14:48] <madmatmax> Morrolan: are you there ? :)
#2583 [14:49] <madmatmax> VoxelHead: Did Morrolan talk to you about my problem ?
#2584 [14:49] <JohnEBH> Negatory >.>
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#2586 [14:49] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
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#2588 [14:49] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2589 [14:50] <madmatmax> Or anyone else who has some informations about minecraft issues with Mac OS X Lion
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#2592 [14:50] <madmatmax> Like problems with JavaApplicationStub and PowerPC
#2593 [14:51] <beanies> we have been unable to get onto mine craft. Have deleted and re-downloaded. If we try to go on, it says "failed to launch". Any ideas?
#2594 [14:51] <mr_trousers> when i try to update it sais: fatal error occured (4)
#2595 [14:51] <Luxaxix> http://www.google.se/search?q=failed+to+launch+minecraft&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE:official&client=firefox-a
#2596 [14:51] <beanies> Yes! Us too....
#2597 [14:52] <beanies> will try. Thanks.
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#2599 [14:52] <mr_trousers> does it have anything to do with mods i have downloaded?
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#2602 [14:53] <madmatmax> mr_trousers: try to remove all your mods
#2603 [14:53] <mr_trousers> how do i do that
#2604 [14:53] <madmatmax> Delete all the files (exept the ones with your save inside)
#2605 [14:53] <madmatmax> And launch the game, to redowload everything
#2606 [14:55] <Luxaxix> make a copy of everything first
#2607 [14:56] <madmatmax> So nobody with OS X Lion ?
#2608 [14:56] <mr_trousers> it worked thank you
#2609 [14:56] <madmatmax> :p
#2610 [14:56] <madmatmax> You're welcome
#2611 [14:56] <Luxaxix> why would anyone
#2612 [14:56] <Luxaxix> ?
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#2615 [14:56] <sam> hello
#2616 [14:57] <madmatmax> To have the same problems than me :)
#2617 [14:57] <beanies> Hi. We are having trouble running mine craft. Have deleted and re-downloaded several times, and when log in and choose "update" I get fatal error 4 failed to launch. If choose
#2618 [14:57] <beanies> Sorry - if choose not now for upload still won't load.
#2619 [14:58] <madmatmax> Change your computer...
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#2621 [14:58] <Luxaxix> what version?
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#2623 [14:58] <madmatmax> And what OS ?
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#2625 [15:00] <beanies> We are on a mac. Works on our other mac. This is the one we purchased it on, and a few months ago started saying in top left corner that it was an unauthorized version and we should buy it. Also didn't let us join multi-player after that. I have emailed mojang several times asking for help and I get no response.
#2626 [15:00] <madmatmax> I think you have to resolve this problem first
#2627 [15:00] <fault> Make sure you're using the most up-to-date launcher
#2628 [15:01] <fault> download it from minecraft.net
#2629 [15:01] <beanies> We keep trying. Keeps failing...
#2630 [15:01] <madmatmax> minecraft.net/download to be precise
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#2632 [15:01] <beanies> Yup. Doesn't work.
#2633 [15:02] <Luxaxix> sure sounds like u can't be authorized
#2634 [15:03] <Luxaxix> how much time spend on googling it?
#2635 [15:03] <beanies> You have no idea......!!!!! Very frustrating. 2 kids on summer vac and no mine craft...
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#2637 [15:04] <madmatmax> (and still nobody with OS X Lion ?)
#2638 [15:04] <Onze> hello
#2639 [15:04] <Luxaxix> lol
#2640 [15:04] <Luxaxix> hi
#2641 [15:04] <Onze> how do I register?
#2642 [15:04] <Onze> I can't seem to do it right
#2643 [15:04] <madmatmax> www.minecraft.net
#2644 [15:04] <Luxaxix> write /msg nickserv help
#2645 [15:04] <Luxaxix> and folo the instructions
#2646 [15:04] <Morrolan> !check
#2647 [15:04] <Onze> thank you
#2648 [15:04] <Morrolan> Ow
#2649 [15:04] <Morrolan> !isdown
#2650 [15:04] <madmatmax> Hoy Morrolan :D
#2651 [15:04] <Morrolan> hey madmatmax
#2652 [15:05] <Morrolan> Hmm, I fail at commands today
#2653 [15:05] <Morrolan> !down
#2654 [15:05] <Morrolan> oO
#2655 [15:05] <Onze> register Onze
#2656 [15:05] <Morrolan> !help
#2657 [15:05] <Onze> ugh -_-
#2658 [15:05] <Morrolan> Oh well, login works again, so, nvm. ^^
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#2660 [15:05] <Morrolan> madmatmax: Ah, right you're the OSX Lion guy.
#2661 [15:06] <madmatmax> He he
#2662 [15:06] <madmatmax> Any (good) news ?
#2663 [15:06] <Morrolan> Nah. :/
#2664 [15:06] <madmatmax> :'(
#2665 [15:06] <madmatmax> Any ... news ?
#2666 [15:07] <Morrolan> Nope. I've been looking on Apple's support site, but didn't find anything either.
#2667 [15:09] <Morrolan> madmatmax: I assume you've already installed Java for Lion? (http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/909/cpsid_90908.html)
#2668 [15:09] <madmatmax> Yes
#2669 [15:09] <madmatmax> From apple.com btw
#2670 [15:10] <Morrolan> Hmm, ok.
#2671 [15:11] <madmatmax> But it's effectively installed
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#2674 [15:12] <madmatmax> Poor Kermie...
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#2677 [15:13] <Onze> hello again
#2678 [15:14] <Onze> I must be dunce or something but I STILL cant get my nick to register
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#2680 [15:14] <Onze> is there something else I need to do to register?
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#2682 [15:15] <Onze> erm...
#2683 [15:15] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!listignores
#2684 [15:15] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!server
#2685 [15:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!help
#2686 [15:16] <[L]> I wonder why you're throwing commands
#2687 [15:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Who runs AuBot ?
#2688 [15:16] <[L]> Onze
#2689 [15:16] <Onze> ?
#2690 [15:16] <[L]> If you're trying to register on IRC, you have to validate it too
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#2692 [15:16] <Onze> with e-mail right?
#2693 [15:16] <Onze> but nothing is being sent
#2694 [15:16] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :[L], im wondering why the bot has been set to ignore me.
#2695 [15:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Seeing as I am a regular helper here.
#2696 [15:17] <[L]> It might not be
#2697 [15:17] <[L]> !help
#2698 [15:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!help
#2699 [15:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :see?
#2700 [15:17] <[L]> You may not be identified
#2701 [15:17] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :-NickServ- You are already logged in as EntityReborn.
#2702 [15:17] <Onze> whaaa...?
#2703 [15:18] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I think lukegb is the owner, iirc
#2704 [15:18] <[L]> Whoever runs aubot may of changed it
#2705 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> Kealper runs Aubot
#2706 [15:18] <Onze> :S
#2707 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> !enable
#2708 [15:18] <[L]> Try again
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#2710 [15:19] <Onze> k it worked
#2711 [15:19] <Onze> now lets go to e-mail
#2712 [15:20] <Onze> verified
#2713 [15:20] <Onze> it worked
#2714 [15:20] <Onze> thanks
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#2716 [15:20] <madmatmax> ...
#2717 [15:20] <Luxaxix> lol
#2718 [15:20] <[L]> Watch
#2719 [15:20] <[L]> He will be back
#2720 [15:20] <[L]> Cause he doesn't know how to ident
#2721 [15:22] <Luxaxix> he's in #minecraft
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#2723 [15:22] <Mastercole30> Hello can anyone help me change my minecraft version to an earlyer version?
#2724 [15:23] <madmatmax> Are you on Mac OS X ?
#2725 [15:23] <Mastercole30> im on windows XP
#2726 [15:23] <Luxaxix> lol get a real os madmatmax :P
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#2728 [15:23] <madmatmax> -_-
#2729 [15:23] <madmatmax> On my OS
#2730 [15:23] <josephbales> hi
#2731 [15:24] <madmatmax> I can't get back any version on minecraft I want
#2732 [15:24] <madmatmax> (but none of them actually works...)
#2733 [15:24] <madmatmax> *I can get back
#2734 [15:24] <Luxaxix> Mastercole30; http://www.google.se/search?q=degrade+minecraft&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE:official&client=firefox-a#sclient=psy&hl=sv&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=Lor&rls=org.mozilla:sv-SE%3Aofficial&source=hp&q=downgrade+minecraft&pbx=1&oq=downgrade+minecraft&aq=f&aqi=g-s1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=3788l4704l0l4860l9l5l0l0l0l3l265l978l0.3.2l5l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=58e
#2735 [15:24] <Luxaxix> bdb6cfcd46e2e&biw=1920&bih=966
#2736 [15:25] <madmatmax> XD, Luxaxix, professional user of the google lethal weapon
#2737 [15:25] <Mastercole30> ty :D
#2738 [15:25] <Luxaxix> yea
#2739 [15:25] <Luxaxix> it's what I do
#2740 [15:26] <Luxaxix> Funny thing, u can help 98% of the people in the world by just googling for them -.-
#2741 [15:26] <josephbales> can someone attemtp to connect to my minecraft server to see if it is working correctly?
#2742 [15:26] <Luxaxix> 1% u can help by knowledge and 1% u can't help cause they're retards
#2743 [15:26] <noob-stupid> I FOUND A GOLD DUNGEON FINALY :D
#2744 [15:26] <madmatmax> josephbales: if you explain to me how to make minecraft work on OS X Lion, I'll be glad to do that for you
#2745 [15:27] <madmatmax> Luxaxix: I'd say 97 - 1 - 1 - and 1 last percent who has an unsolvable problem
#2746 [15:27] <josephbales> hmm..
#2747 [15:27] <Luxaxix> sure I'll got with that
#2748 [15:27] <josephbales> 96-1-1-1 and sometimes you just someone to connect to your minecraft server
#2749 [15:27] <madmatmax> So, find me a google solution for my problem
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#2751 [15:28] <noob-stupid> i have a problem, i have aether mod installed and it works fine on my XP but on my vista ONE mob's texture does not work and is completly white, why?
#2752 [15:28] <Luxaxix> #aethermod
#2753 [15:28] <josephbales> mmm - is it not running at all?
#2754 [15:28] <noob-stupid> that is useless getting help from there
#2755 [15:28] <noob-stupid> you ask something and your question is off the page in a couple seconds
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#2757 [15:29] <madmatmax> Yes, problem with JavaApplicationStub because PowerPC is no longer supported
#2758 [15:29] <madmatmax> noob-stupid: nice pseudo
#2759 [15:29] <noob-stupid> ?
#2760 [15:29] <madmatmax> argh, *nice nickname
#2761 [15:29] <noob-stupid> o
#2762 [15:29] <madmatmax> french mistake :)
#2763 [15:29] <Luxaxix> that was a... weird typo
#2764 [15:29] <josephbales> mmm - Lion supports PowerPC?
#2765 [15:30] <madmatmax> Nope
#2766 [15:30] <charmander> hey i have a mac and my minecraft has crashed what can i do?? :)
#2767 [15:30] <madmatmax> But it shouldn't need it
#2768 [15:30] <madmatmax> and we're all happy you find a golden dungeon noob-stupid, but what was your question ?
#2769 [15:30] <josephbales> charmander - you can try connecting to my server
#2770 [15:30] <madmatmax> You can relaunch the game :)
#2771 [15:31] <charmander> hello?
#2772 [15:31] <VoxelHead> Look, charmander, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2773 [15:32] <Luxaxix> lol
#2774 [15:32] <Luxaxix> auto?
#2775 [15:32] <madmatmax> hello ?
#2776 [15:32] <Luxaxix> hello?
#2777 [15:32] <VoxelHead> Look, Luxaxix, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2778 [15:32] <Luxaxix> yea
#2779 [15:33] <madmatmax> hello?
#2780 [15:33] <VoxelHead> Look, madmatmax, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2781 [15:33] <Luxaxix> charmander: Can u describe ur problem a bit more?
#2782 [15:33] <madmatmax> :D
#2783 [15:34] <charmander> my minecraft has crashed can some one help me i have a mac
#2784 [15:34] <Luxaxix> omg
#2785 [15:34] <Luxaxix> can u describe ur problem a little more?
#2786 [15:34] <madmatmax> Crashed... ?
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#2791 [15:39] <LudvigsS> Can someone help me with my minecraft? :o
#2792 [15:39] <madmatmax> What's the problem LudvigsS ?
#2793 [15:39] <LudvigsS> I can´t start it upp :S
#2794 [15:39] <LudvigsS> Can i send a picture?
#2795 [15:39] <madmatmax> Just explain what you do and what happens
#2796 [15:39] <madmatmax> And what's your OS
#2797 [15:40] <LudvigsS> Ok, I will try. I´m not so good at english...
#2798 [15:40] <madmatmax> And find me a person who has minecraft on Mac OS X Lion
#2799 [15:40] <madmatmax> Français ?
#2800 [15:40] <madmatmax> Ludvig... German ?
#2801 [15:40] <LudvigsS> Swedish och english ;P
#2802 [15:40] <madmatmax> I don't speak swedish
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#2804 [15:41] <LudvigsS> yeah i thought so :P but i will try speak english!
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#2806 [15:41] <gideon802> hi
#2807 [15:41] <gideon802> ii need help
#2808 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> ?? ask
#2809 [15:41] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2810 [15:42] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2811 [15:42] <LudvigsS> When i start minecraft it says: UPDATING MINECRAFT DoneLoading but it never starts!! :(
#2812 [15:42] <madmatmax> Did you try to delete and reinstall the game ?
#2813 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> LudvigsS - Allow minecraft through whatever security software/firewall you have
#2814 [15:43] <LudvigsS> Lol how do i delete and reinstall minecraft?
#2815 [15:44] <madmatmax> You find the minecraft file on your computer
#2816 [15:44] <LudvigsS> I have played the game before but it doesent work now
#2817 [15:44] <madmatmax> You copy it somewhere
#2818 [15:44] <madmatmax> You delete it
#2819 [15:44] <gideon802> i set a hamchi log me in an di wanted to know if someone could try my server
#2820 [15:44] <gideon802> i also dont know what to do know'
#2821 [15:44] <gideon802> now
#2822 [15:44] <gideon802> i started a network so will someone help
#2823 [15:44] <gideon802> go on
#2824 [15:44] <gideon802> ?
#2825 [15:44] <madmatmax> And you redownload the launcher on minecraft.net/download
#2826 [15:44] <LudvigsS> Hmm, ok i´ll try
#2827 [15:45] <madmatmax> Then you launch it :p
#2828 [15:45] <gideon802> typ windos + r or use the run command and typ %appdata% and click minecraft
#2829 [15:45] <gideon802> then delete evrything buy saves
#2830 [15:45] <gideon802> but srry
#2831 [15:45] <gideon802> so what do i do now on hamachi for my server
#2832 [15:46] <gideon802> so will someone try my server
#2833 [15:46] <Luxaxix> hm
#2834 [15:46] <Luxaxix> I havn't bought the game srry
#2835 [15:47] <madmatmax> Will someone buy a computer and put OS X Lion on it and help me ?
#2836 [15:47] <gideon802> :(
#2837 [15:47] <gideon802> anyone want to try
#2838 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> Hah, right madmatmax.
#2839 [15:47] <Luxaxix> thinking about buying the game.. seems fun
#2840 [15:47] <MKoR> apples are way too expensive :/
#2841 [15:48] <gideon802> so anyone
#2842 [15:48] <MKoR> i prefer the edible kind
#2843 [15:48] <gideon802> me to
#2844 [15:48] <gideon802> apples are slow
#2845 [15:48] <Luxaxix> I prefer to own my computer
#2846 [15:48] <MKoR> aye
#2847 [15:48] <madmatmax> Apples are marvelous !
#2848 [15:48] <gideon802> i like my dell laptop
#2849 [15:48] <MKoR> heh, i still have 3 alpha gift-codes :/
#2850 [15:48] <gideon802> ok 1 other question
#2851 [15:48] <gideon802> can i hvae 1
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#2853 [15:49] <gideon802> plz
#2854 [15:49] <Luxaxix> shoot
#2855 [15:49] <madmatmax> But doesn't like minecraft
#2856 [15:49] <gideon802> for my freind he dosent have 1
#2857 [15:49] <MKoR> you can have 1 of them if you pay me 13 euros
#2858 [15:49] <Luxaxix> lol
#2859 [15:49] <gideon802> lol
#2860 [15:50] <gideon802> umm i have minecraft and i cant play the downloaded client only the one on the webside what do i do
#2861 [15:50] <Luxaxix> Well
#2862 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> What happens when you try to play on the downloaded client?
#2863 [15:50] <MKoR> so, you can play the full game on the site, NOT just creative mode?
#2864 [15:50] <gideon802> 1 sedc i past what it says
#2865 [15:50] <LudvigsS> madmatmax- Wow, I deleted the game and tryed to start it without reinstall it and it worked! :o I think I have install it many times huh...
#2866 [15:51] <madmatmax> When you start the game
#2867 [15:51] <madmatmax> It redownload the missing files
#2868 [15:51] <Luxaxix> LudvigsS - Welcome to computers :)
#2869 [15:51] <gideon802> this is what it says Bad video card drivers!
#2870 [15:51] <LudvigsS> Hehe i´m the noob
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#2872 [15:51] <madmatmax> So if you remove all of them, you've a brand new game ^^
#2873 [15:51] <Luxaxix> Then u have to upgrade ur video drivers
#2874 [15:52] <gideon802> where do i get that free i dont have the money
#2875 [15:52] <madmatmax> Apparently working...
#2876 [15:52] <MKoR> gideon802: what videocard do you have?
#2877 [15:52] <josephbales> ellie.mooo.com - anyone want to see if my server is working?
#2878 [15:52] <Luxaxix> drivers are free
#2879 [15:52] <gideon802> ummm uh arrr :/
#2880 [15:52] <gideon802> i dont know what driver i have
#2881 [15:52] <Luxaxix> do you know which vide card u have?
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#2883 [15:52] <LudvigsS> what do you mean? removing all that intalled mincraft things..?
#2884 [15:52] <gideon802> no
#2885 [15:53] <gideon802> i have a dell laptop
#2886 [15:53] <Luxaxix> can u try to read something on it?
#2887 [15:53] <Luxaxix> like "NVidia ***"
#2888 [15:53] <Luxaxix> or "Geforce ***"
#2889 [15:53] <gideon802> where can i figure my driver out
#2890 [15:53] <MKoR> gideon802: if you right-click on my computer and select properties, you get a list of all kinds of technical stuff. iirc, it should say so there
#2891 [15:53] <Luxaxix> http://www.nvidia.com/Download/Scan.aspx?lang=en-us
#2892 [15:53] <gideon802> ok brb
#2893 [15:53] <Luxaxix> if u have a nvidia
#2894 [15:54] <MKoR> also, on your pc/laptop, it'll usually have a sticker that says "graphics by nvidia" or "ATI"
#2895 [15:54] <Luxaxix> did I say Nviida or GeForce? :D
#2896 [15:54] <Luxaxix> Biggest fail today
#2897 [15:55] <MKoR> gideon802: alternatively, check on the bottom of the laptop for the laptop's "model number"
#2898 [15:55] <LudvigsS> Thank you everyone who helped me here (madmatmax). I´m so glad :D
#2899 [15:55] <gideon802> why model number
#2900 [15:56] <MKoR> if you search for that model number on dell's website, you might be able to find it's purchase page and that'll tell you what video-card you have
#2901 [15:57] <gideon802> ok click properties of computer
#2902 [15:57] <gideon802> what then
#2903 [15:58] <MKoR> I forgot if it said so right on that apge. lemme check
#2904 [15:58] <Luxaxix> what operative system?
#2905 [15:58] <Luxaxix> vista/7 etc
#2906 [15:58] <gideon802> vista
#2907 [15:58] <Luxaxix> k
#2908 [15:59] <oldtopman> !check ellie.mooo.com
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#2910 [16:00] <Luxaxix> device manager
#2911 [16:00] <MKoR> gideon802: alternatively, there's the tab 'Hardware" with the button "device manager"
#2912 [16:00] <gideon802> it sayed this also
#2913 [16:00] <gideon802> inecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#2914 [16:00] <MKoR> one of them should talk about graphics there
#2915 [16:00] <Luxaxix> yea it's the drivers
#2916 [16:00] <josephbales> !check ellie.mooo.com
#2917 [16:00] <gideon802> it also sayed that o i didnt highlight the m fail
#2918 [16:00] <Luxaxix> hit device manager and the tab "Graphicscard" or something
#2919 [16:00] <johnnyappleseed> im trying to download the clay soldiers mod but it wont let me
#2920 [16:01] <gideon802> whats ellie mooo
#2921 [16:01] <josephbales> my server I'm testing out at the mmoment
#2922 [16:01] <gideon802> ok ill play
#2923 [16:02] <gideon802> onthe server
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#2925 [16:02] <johnnyappleseed> i downloaded a mod loader and the mod but when i try opening them it says its not found
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#2927 [16:02] <josephbales> cool
#2928 [16:02] <johnnyappleseed> can someone help me? ^^^
#2929 [16:02] <gideon802> so what s the ip
#2930 [16:02] <josephbales> ellie.mooo.com
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#2933 [16:06] <Luxaxix> http://lolpics.se/pics/1614.jpg
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#2935 [16:06] <minecraftguy> is anyone having the problem starting up minecraft?
#2936 [16:06] <minecraftguy> Minecraft has crashed!
#2937 [16:06] <minecraftguy> error message
#2938 [16:07] <madmatmax> From a problem to another... I deleted minecraft files but the game doesn't work at all now...
#2939 [16:08] <minecraftguy> thats exactly what i tried
#2940 [16:08] <minecraftguy> i searched for everything minecraft, deleted it, and still got the error message
#2941 [16:08] <minecraftguy> after trying for redownload
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#2943 [16:08] <mib_6im3v5> what i the help for the aether mod?
#2944 [16:09] <Luxaxix> #aethermod
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#2946 [16:10] <minecraftguy> well this isnt any help
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#2949 [16:10] <Chocolatemonkey> aether mod help?
#2950 [16:10] <po5> !check play.themonarch.tk
#2951 [16:10] <po5> thx
#2952 [16:10] <po5> we just got a space world
#2953 [16:11] <Luxaxix> #aethermod
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#2955 [16:11] <weirdo> hi
#2956 [16:12] <po5> hi
#2957 [16:12] <weirdo> i downloaded a mod but now my screen is black
#2958 [16:12] <Luxaxix> delete the mod and play the game it was ment to be played
#2959 [16:12] <madmatmax> Well said Luxaxix
#2960 [16:13] <madmatmax> Ok... I've got a launcher witch send me an error and the launcher I download from the site doesn't work at all...
#2961 [16:13] <madmatmax> Freakin' game
#2962 [16:13] <weirdo> i know where your coming from but i just want to play the game with one mod
#2963 [16:13] <weirdo> so can you guys help me or not?
#2964 [16:13] <madmatmax> See with the creator of the mod
#2965 [16:17] <madmatmax> I WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT BLOODY LION !
#2966 [16:17] <madmatmax> Sorry...
#2967 [16:17] <Luxaxix> lol
#2968 [16:17] <zchr> !check mc.zchr.org
#2969 [16:17] <zchr> !check mine.zchr.org
#2970 [16:17] <zchr> !check zchr.dyndns.org
#2971 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> ?? mac/java
#2972 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> hmm
#2973 [16:18] <AG_Scott> madmatmax http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
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#2975 [16:18] <Luxaxix> U tried java for OS X 10.7?
#2976 [16:18] <madmatmax> Of course
#2977 [16:19] <madmatmax> thx AG_Scott ^^
#2978 [16:19] <AG_Scott> I installed that and it ran without issue.
#2979 [16:19] <AG_Scott> Clean install of Lion though.
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#2982 [16:20] <madmatmax> Clean install ?
#2983 [16:20] <thegoat> what do you do about bad video card drivers when trying to play the game offline
#2984 [16:20] <AG_Scott> I didn't upgrade from Snow Leopard. I'm not sure if you need to install java or not if you do.
#2985 [16:20] <madmatmax> Mine said that there's a problem with javaapplicationstub relating to powerPC
#2986 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> thegoat - First off, did you pay for minecraft
#2987 [16:21] <thegoat> yes
#2988 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> Second, what operating system are you on?
#2989 [16:21] <thegoat> windows xp version 5.1
#2990 [16:21] <AG_Scott> madmatmax have you ran software update?
#2991 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> Could you please post a dxdiag?
#2992 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> ??> thegoat win/dxdiag
#2993 [16:21] <VoxelHead> thegoat: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2994 [16:21] <VoxelHead> thegoat: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2995 [16:22] <madmatmax> AG_Scott: for java ?
#2996 [16:22] <AG_Scott> The apple menu > software update
#2997 [16:22] <madmatmax> AG_Scott: Ah the general software update, yes, 2 minutes ago
#2998 [16:23] <zchr> lion should prompt you to install java if you don't already have it installed and you try to launch a java application
#2999 [16:23] <zchr> it seems to uninstall it when you upgrade
#3000 [16:23] <madmatmax> Yes, it was uninstalled
#3001 [16:23] <madmatmax> I reinstall it
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#3003 [16:23] <thegoat> what is the win button
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#3005 [16:23] <Luxaxix> omg lol
#3006 [16:23] <Luxaxix> the one next to alt
#3007 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/key
#3008 [16:24] <Luxaxix> not the big wide key
#3009 [16:24] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3010 [16:24] <Luxaxix> U got descriptions for everything?
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#3012 [16:24] <AG_Scott> madmatmax that seems to be related to upgrading
#3013 [16:25] <madmatmax> The other day there was a guy who doesn't know what was copy and paste Luxaxix
#3014 [16:25] <madmatmax> I think that too AG_Scott
#3015 [16:25] <madmatmax> I'll see that tomorrow, time to go and sleep
#3016 [16:25] <Luxaxix> lol k
#3017 [16:25] <madmatmax> See you soon
#3018 [16:25] <AG_Scott> Try this I guess: http://www.philmug.ph/forum/showthread.php?p=977468#post977468
#3019 [16:25] <Luxaxix> nn
#3020 [16:26] <madmatmax> thx a lot
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#3027 [16:28] <Humma> hey i have a problem, when i start minecraft comes a error message: Minercraft has crashed
#3028 [16:28] <Humma> can somebody help me?
#3029 [16:28] <Luxaxix> well
#3030 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the entire error, post it at www.pastebin.com and give us the address
#3031 [16:29] <Humma> http://pastebin.com/9ByVEr5g
#3032 [16:30] <zchr> ??> Humma win/reinst
#3033 [16:30] <VoxelHead> Humma: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3034 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Humma - Looks like your windows XP install is seriously out of date. You'll want to look up and install service packs 1, 2, and 3
#3035 [16:30] <VoxelHead> Humma: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3036 [16:30] <zchr> that too
#3037 [16:30] <thegoat> i went to pastebin and couldnt find the link
#3038 [16:30] <zchr> it's in your address bar
#3039 [16:31] <thegoat> http://pastebin.com/rRc232JA
#3040 [16:32] <Humma> ok
#3041 [16:32] <zchr> ??> thegoat gpu/intel
#3042 [16:32] <VoxelHead> thegoat: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3043 [16:32] <thegoat> for free?
#3044 [16:32] <zchr> of course
#3045 [16:32] <zchr> why would anyone pay for drivers?
#3046 [16:33] <thegoat> because i dont know what they are
#3047 [16:33] <zchr> one sec, i'll get you a direct link
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#3049 [16:34] <thegoat> anything else i need to know or do
#3050 [16:34] <Humma> GreyVulpine i don´t know how i instal service pack 3
#3051 [16:34] <zchr> http://downloadmirror.intel.com/12536/a08/win2k_xp142550.exe
#3052 [16:35] <zchr> Humma: open windows update
#3053 [16:35] <zchr> click custom
#3054 [16:35] * Luxaxix can't stand being in this channel
#3054 [16:35] <zchr> it'll ask you
#3055 [16:35] <zchr> thegoat, that last link was for you
#3056 [16:35] <Humma> ok thx
#3057 [16:35] <thegoat> for what exactly?
#3058 [16:35] <zchr> for graphics drivers
#3059 [16:35] <zchr> for your graphics card
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#3062 [16:36] <zchr> Luxaxix: patience is key :)
#3063 [16:36] <Luxaxix> I feel so helpless when people doesn't get it
#3064 [16:36] <thegoat> Voxelhead gave me a different one
#3065 [16:36] <Luxaxix> don't*
#3066 [16:36] <yoshi> i downloaded a mod and its all downloaded but my minecraft screen is black
#3067 [16:36] <zchr> that's what dont/pebcak is for
#3068 [16:36] <zchr> ??> yoshi mods
#3069 [16:36] <VoxelHead> yoshi: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3070 [16:36] <VoxelHead> yoshi: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3071 [16:37] <Morrolan> yoshi: We can tell you how to get rid of it though.
#3072 [16:37] <zchr> yoshi, make sure you deleted meta-inf
#3073 [16:37] <yoshi> how?
#3074 [16:37] <zchr> that's all i can say
#3075 [16:37] <yoshi> i did
#3076 [16:37] <zchr> what os do you use?
#3077 [16:37] <Morrolan> yoshi: Are you on Windows/Mac/Linux ?
#3078 [16:37] <yoshi> Windows
#3079 [16:38] <Humma> zchr i have installed it but after the installation is an error message
#3080 [16:38] <Morrolan> ??> yoshi win/reinst
#3081 [16:38] <VoxelHead> yoshi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3082 [16:38] <VoxelHead> yoshi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3083 [16:38] <Morrolan> yoshi: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#3084 [16:38] <Morrolan> This way you'll end up with a clean minecraft.jar again.
#3085 [16:38] <zchr> humma, make sure you're logged in as an administrator
#3086 [16:39] <Humma> ok
#3087 [16:39] <thegoat> clicked your link, downloaded it, ran it, and then it said i didnt have the right driver and to get a new one from my manufacturer
#3088 [16:40] <zchr> i'm pretty sure i gave you the right link
#3089 [16:40] <Humma> i am in the administrator
#3090 [16:41] <Humma> zchr i am in the amdimistrator
#3091 [16:41] <yoshi> a thing just popped up
#3092 [16:41] <yoshi> a document that says options and has all the things i deleted
#3093 [16:41] <thegoat> vexelhead said to do this one: downloadcenter.intel.com
#3094 [16:41] <zchr> okay, i'm going to leave, i'm sure someone else can help you
#3095 [16:41] <Humma> ok
#3096 [16:41] <zchr> wait
#3097 [16:41] <zchr> humma
#3098 [16:42] <zchr> that link was for thegoat
#3099 [16:42] <Humma> ohh
#3100 [16:42] <Humma> sh***
#3101 [16:42] <yoshi> yay its working :D
#3102 [16:42] <yoshi> thanks
#3103 [16:42] <zchr> no worries, it didn't do anything
#3104 [16:43] <Humma> i know
#3105 [16:43] <zchr> humma, you needed to install sp3, right?
#3106 [16:43] <Humma> yes
#3107 [16:43] <zchr> okay, open windows update
#3108 [16:44] <zchr> it should be in all programs
#3109 [16:44] <zchr> near the top
#3110 [16:44] <Humma> where is windows update?
#3111 [16:44] <zchr> see my last message
#3112 [16:44] <Humma> ohh okey
#3113 [16:44] <zchr> once you follow all the instructions, it'll ask you if you want to do express or custom
#3114 [16:44] <zchr> choose express
#3115 [16:45] <zchr> wait a few minutes (this might take a while)
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#3117 [16:45] <zchr> then it'll prompt you to download and install sp3
#3118 [16:45] <thegoat> when i go to downloadcenter.intel.com, what do i do
#3119 [16:45] <zchr> note that this is a huge update and might take an hour or two
#3120 [16:45] <zchr> the goat, use this direct link: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/12536/a08/win2k_xp142550.exe
#3121 [16:45] <Humma> ok
#3122 [16:45] <Humma> thanks
#3123 [16:45] <jaz> ok, i cant remember my username. how can i locate it?
#3124 [16:46] <zchr> jaz: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3125 [16:46] <zchr> use the email you used to register
#3126 [16:46] <zchr> wait a bit, their servers are slow sometimes
#3127 [16:46] <zchr> and it'll send you an email.
#3128 [16:46] <jaz> ok thanks
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#3130 [16:49] <thegoat> zchr, ran file and got this message, "the driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer's manufacturer
#3131 [16:49] <zchr> hmm, could you post the dxdiag pastebin again?
#3132 [16:49] <zchr> i might've gotten it mixed up
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#3134 [16:52] <thegoat> zchr,http://pastebin.com/8FYLW13W
#3135 [16:53] <zchr> i definitely gave you the right drivers
#3136 [16:53] <zchr> let me grab the ones from dell
#3137 [16:53] <crafter> my minecraft classic multiplayer isn't working it say org.luig.pixel format not excelerated
#3138 [16:53] <zchr> ??> crafter win/dxdiag
#3139 [16:53] <VoxelHead> crafter: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3140 [16:53] <VoxelHead> crafter: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3141 [16:54] <zchr> thegoat, can you give me the service tag on the side of your computer
#3142 [16:54] <zchr> private message it to me
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#3144 [16:54] <zchr> type /msg zchr thenumber
#3145 [16:55] <zchr> without the type part
#3146 [16:55] <thegoat> with the /
#3147 [16:56] <zchr> On the back or on the side panel.
#3148 [16:56] <zchr> the express service code
#3149 [16:56] <zchr> or
#3150 [16:56] <crafter> ...?
#3151 [16:56] <zchr> not that one
#3152 [16:56] <zchr> nevermind, i'll just look up the model
#3153 [16:57] <thegoat> i found it but do i type the msg with the / before it?
#3154 [16:57] <zchr> with the /, yes
#3155 [16:59] <zchr> the service tag, not the express service code, sorry
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#3158 [17:00] <zchr> ...
#3159 [17:00] <zchr> that's the one for your printer
#3160 [17:00] <zchr> at least that's what dell says
#3161 [17:01] <zchr> could you tell me the model number? the one in the paste bin doesn't seem right
#3162 [17:01] <zchr> it should be on the front of the case
#3163 [17:01] <zchr> inspiron something
#3164 [17:01] <sheppe> can i make strings without killing spiders? :P
#3165 [17:01] <thegoat> where is the model #?
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#3167 [17:01] <zchr> on the front of the case
#3168 [17:01] <zchr> sheppe, only with mods
#3169 [17:02] <thegoat> inspiron 6000
#3170 [17:02] <zchr> it should look like "dell inspiron 600" or something
#3171 [17:02] <zchr> hmm
#3172 [17:02] <zchr> one sec, i couldn't find that one last time
#3173 [17:03] <zchr> oh, it's a laptop, right?
#3174 [17:03] <zchr> derp
#3175 [17:03] <thegoat> yes
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#3177 [17:03] <zchr> go to ftp://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R128346.EXE
#3178 [17:04] <zchr> it's outdated anyway
#3179 [17:04] <zchr> okay, i'm stumped
#3180 [17:04] <zchr> restate your question and someone else might be able to help you
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#3182 [17:05] <mib_c11vgx> i downloaded some mods but they arent working
#3183 [17:05] <zchr> ??> mib_c11vgx mods
#3184 [17:05] * JohnEBH has joined #minecrafthelp
#3185 [17:05] <VoxelHead> mib_c11vgx: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3186 [17:05] <VoxelHead> mib_c11vgx: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3187 [17:05] <rodneyjjjo> hello im getting an error when i play the minecraft classic, what do i do about it so i can play the game?
#3188 [17:06] <zchr> what does the error say?
#3189 [17:06] <rodneyjjjo> hold on be right bback to tell you
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#3196 [17:19] <mibbi> hey i have a problem with minecraft. when i start minecraft comes: Minecraft has crashed
#3197 [17:19] <mibbi> can somebody help me
#3198 [17:20] <JohnEBH> mibbi, Any error messages?
#3199 [17:22] <mibbi> yes
#3200 [17:22] <mibbi> http://pastebin.com/9ByVEr5g
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#3202 [17:23] <JohnEBH> mibbi, Awesome I didn't have to tell you to do that, gimme asec
#3203 [17:23] <wilma> is the minecraft site down? We have not been able to get the game to work on a new computer that is updated for the last week
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#3206 [17:23] <JohnEBH> wilma, Hold up
#3207 [17:23] <JohnEBH> mibbi, Have you reinstalled minecraft yet?
#3208 [17:24] <mibbi> yes
#3209 [17:24] <JohnEBH> wilma, It's fine
#3210 [17:24] <wilma> we get an error and say we have to copy and paste text and sent to an email address but it will not let us copy text
#3211 [17:24] <JohnEBH> wilma, A screenshot should work
#3212 [17:24] <wilma> we have been playing in the brouser, do we have to download it?
#3213 [17:24] <JohnEBH> mibbi, Then it's an outdated driver problem, do you know your graphics card model?
#3214 [17:25] <mibbi> yes
#3215 [17:25] <mibbi> ATI
#3216 [17:25] <JohnEBH> wilma, It would allow you to copy and paste it
#3217 [17:25] <JohnEBH> mibbi, A specific model lol
#3218 [17:25] <Max4227856> I need help........
#3219 [17:25] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3220 [17:25] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3221 [17:25] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3222 [17:25] <wilma> we are playing on a new compaq laptop and it worked for a week and then stopped working this week
#3223 [17:26] <Max4227856> Every time i try to play Minecraft it wont connect
#3224 [17:27] <JohnEBH> wilma, It could've been something with windows update or etc.
#3225 [17:27] <JohnEBH> wilma, I'll need the error to find out
#3226 [17:27] <JohnEBH> Max4227856, You mean you can open the launcher, but you get a "try again later" message?
#3227 [17:28] <wilma> just did all windows updates, I will look for error number
#3228 [17:28] <Max4227856> I get a can't connect to minecraft messege
#3229 [17:29] <JohnEBH> wilma, Error numbers don't help me :p
#3230 [17:29] <JohnEBH> wilma, The entire thing does
#3231 [17:29] <JohnEBH> Max4227856, After logging in?
#3232 [17:29] <Max4227856> Does it have to do with the fact that I live in the country?
#3233 [17:30] <JohnEBH> Max4227856 No it doesn't7
#3234 [17:30] <Max4227856> and yes after logging in
#3235 [17:30] <wilma> It says minecraft has run into a problem and has crashed. It will not ever let me scroll in the white text window where the game starts up
#3236 [17:30] <JohnEBH> wilma, Have you tried using the launcher so that you can copy and paste the error?
#3237 [17:31] <JohnEBH> Max4227856, check your firewall to see if it's blocking java or minecraft
#3238 [17:31] <Max4227856> Sure
#3239 [17:31] <wilma> what is it you would like me to tell you? what the text says or what happens?
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#3241 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> Well, we obviously know that you get an error message, so the contents of the error would definitely help in determining why it did so.
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#3243 [17:33] <mib_b71zf8> Any there?
#3244 [17:33] <JohnEBH> wilma, I'd like the entire error log
#3245 [17:33] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3246 [17:33] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3247 [17:33] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3248 [17:34] <mib_b71zf8> Hey guys... i have a prob: when i use the downloaded version of Mc, evything works... untill i hit multiplayer. i can't connect to ANY server there. And if i try to play in browser, this happens: First, the page doesn't respond. then it turns black, ad in the end white
#3249 [17:35] <mib_b71zf8> Then ican't klick or do anythin
#3250 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Try the MP server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#3251 [17:35] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
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#3253 [17:35] <zenon> It just keeps loading...
#3254 [17:35] <Shadow386> and loading
#3255 [17:35] <mib_b71zf8> connecting..
#3256 [17:35] <JohnEBH> ??> zenon win/reinst/bat
#3257 [17:35] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3258 [17:35] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3259 [17:36] * GreyVulpine pokes Shadow386, "Your server up?"
#3259 [17:36] <Shadow386> yup
#3260 [17:36] <zenon> It says loading done but cannot do nothing
#3261 [17:36] <Shadow386> People are on it right now
#3262 [17:36] <mib_b71zf8> Connection timed out: Connect
#3263 [17:36] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Are you running wifi?
#3264 [17:36] <Shadow386> mib_b71zf8, you might be having issues with outgoing connections on port 25565
#3265 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Then you have some sort of firewall or security software blocking minecraft mib_b71zf8
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#3267 [17:36] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3268 [17:36] <zenon> ya wifi
#3269 [17:37] * Shadow386 blocks GreyVulpine with lots of fire
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#3270 [17:37] <mib_b71zf8> run or save?
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#3272 [17:37] <derQ> hello
#3273 [17:37] * GreyVulpine douses Shadow386 in kerosene.
#3273 [17:37] * Shadow386 drinks it up
#3273 [17:37] <zenon> no i played it for about a week os so then when i went to log back in it just keeps loding.
#3274 [17:37] <Shadow386> then eats a lit torch
#3275 [17:37] <JohnEBH> zenon, I asked you to use that bat
#3276 [17:37] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, I asked if you were on wifi
#3277 [17:37] <JohnEBH> >.>
#3278 [17:38] <JohnEBH> If your name is in the sentence then it's directed at you
#3279 [17:38] <mib_b71zf8> ok
#3280 [17:38] <mib_b71zf8> I used the reinstaller
#3281 [17:38] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, You weren't supposed to...
#3282 [17:38] <zenon> Im going to try the reinstall
#3283 [17:38] <mib_b71zf8> ;o xd ok
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#3285 [17:39] <derQ> Hey how I can change name for minecraft.net??
#3286 [17:39] <mib_b71zf8> thx greyVulpine :D
#3287 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> derQ - You can't.
#3288 [17:39] <bacon360> when i log on to the game the loading screen comes up and freezes never loading the game. any ideas on what i should do. i downloaded modloader and that's when it all started.
#3289 [17:39] <derQ> ech I dont like this name for game ;/
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#3291 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> bacon360 win/reinst
#3292 [17:39] <VoxelHead> bacon360: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3293 [17:39] <zenon> ok...run or save?? When you reinstall??
#3294 [17:39] <VoxelHead> bacon360: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3295 [17:40] <bacon360> thank u VoxelHead!
#3296 [17:40] <mib_b71zf8> Ok :D
#3297 [17:40] <mib_b71zf8> Lemme see if ican get down that firewall
#3298 [17:40] <derQ> Hey I can change name on game ??;p
#3299 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> derQ - Nope
#3300 [17:40] <JohnEBH> derQ, No
#3301 [17:41] <derQ> ;(
#3302 [17:41] <zenon> NOT WORKING!!
#3303 [17:41] <Max4227856> That didn't work I checked my firewall, wat now
#3304 [17:41] <derQ> What i can do now i don't like my name ?? ;/
#3305 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Register a new name, pay for a premium account again?
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#3307 [17:42] <derQ> lol no ;/
#3308 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> derQ - There is no name change function, sorry.
#3309 [17:43] <PersonyPerson> So exactly how can you get a command line?
#3310 [17:43] <Max4227856> can someone anwer me
#3311 [17:43] <derQ> and in the future will ?
#3312 [17:43] <DopeGhoti> derQ: you can have more forethought about future pseudonym selection?
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#3314 [17:43] <mib_b71zf8> Any1 know how i shut down th firewall 4minecraft?
#3315 [17:44] <mib_b71zf8> cuz everything works, except onnline in the download, and when i try to play in broswer
#3316 [17:44] <DopeGhoti> that depends on the OS and what firewall you are using.
#3317 [17:44] <BuuGhost> Eh, just turn off your firewall.
#3318 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - What error do you get in the downloaded version?
#3319 [17:44] <mib_b71zf8> Connection lost: connect, Grey
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#3321 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> Firewall off, means vi\
#3322 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> For... connecting to a multiplayer server?
#3323 [17:45] <PersonyPerson> you can use wireshark to determine the port it is using and then use port forwarding to bypass the firewall
#3324 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> Ye Grey
#3325 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3326 [17:45] <cornelius> Ok tried everything it just keeps saying UPDATING
#3327 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Then yeah, it completely depends on what operating system you're on, and what security software you have installed
#3328 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> Wireshark.. lemme see
#3329 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> Windows 7
#3330 [17:45] <derQ> yes but I did not know that you can not change
#3331 [17:45] <derQ> ;/
#3332 [17:45] <mib_b71zf8> And norton xD
#3333 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Ew, norton.
#3334 [17:46] <mib_b71zf8> indeed :P
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#3336 [17:46] <PersonyPerson> better than
#3337 [17:46] <mib_b71zf8> (off topic0 i like these smileys
#3338 [17:46] <PersonyPerson> trend micro
#3339 [17:46] <cornelius> Can someone gmme advise on how to get back in the game?? It just keeps saying updating for bout 4 days now..
#3340 [17:46] <JohnEBH> derQ, You can try support I guess?
#3341 [17:46] <JohnEBH> ??> derQ support
#3342 [17:46] <VoxelHead> derQ: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3343 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> The support page also says that a name change is not possible
#3344 [17:47] <cornelius> I tryied the reinstall
#3345 [17:47] <PersonyPerson> ctrl-alt-del processes right click java end process click yess restart minecraft
#3346 [17:47] <derQ> ok thx
#3347 [17:48] <cornelius> hello??? someone !! lol
#3348 [17:48] <PersonyPerson> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#3349 [17:49] <cornelius> Minecraft just keeps saying updating for a bout 4 days now...any advice please???
#3350 [17:49] <PersonyPerson> like i said
#3351 [17:49] <PersonyPerson> control alt delete
#3352 [17:49] <PersonyPerson> select processes
#3353 [17:49] <PersonyPerson> right click java
#3354 [17:49] <JohnEBH> ??> cornelius win/reinst/bat
#3355 [17:49] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3356 [17:50] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3357 [17:50] <PersonyPerson> end process
#3358 [17:50] <PersonyPerson> restart minecraft
#3359 [17:50] <cornelius> ok...Ill try that.
#3360 [17:50] <mib_b71zf8> Ok.. i can't find how to shu down the firewal 4 minecraft... (and i can't do it entirely, cuz of virusses)
#3361 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Try shutting it down completely, for a few minutes, just to test
#3362 [17:51] <mib_b71zf8> Ok :P
#3363 [17:51] <mib_c11vgx> can someone help me with some mod stuff?
#3364 [17:51] <PersonyPerson> you using router
#3365 [17:51] <PersonyPerson> ?
#3366 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Mod help can be found at #risucraft
#3367 [17:51] <JohnEBH> mib_c11vgx, #risucraft
#3368 [17:51] <JohnEBH> T.T
#3369 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Man, you're slow today.
#3370 [17:51] <JohnEBH> I'm on my laptop
#3371 [17:51] <JohnEBH> Desktop is down...
#3372 [17:52] <JohnEBH> Waiting for replacement parts >.>
#3373 [17:52] <PersonyPerson> if so and if you can find the port just use the router's port forwarding
#3374 [17:52] <Max4227856> my computer can't verify the pulisher of minecraft!
#3375 [17:52] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3376 [17:52] <mib_c11vgx> i got kicked from there
#3377 [17:52] <mib_b71zf8> Brb, try that
#3378 [17:52] <PersonyPerson> I could email you a link and do it my self if you would like
#3379 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_c11vgx - Try changing your nick.
#3380 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_c11vgx - /nick newnickhere
#3381 [17:53] <PersonyPerson> I would just send a link with a vnc connection that is one way
#3382 [17:53] <Max4227856> ok
#3383 [17:54] <mib_b71zf8> firewall is off, updating..
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#3385 [17:55] <mib_b71zf8> it's not the firewall :S
#3386 [17:55] <mib_b71zf8> i tred shutting it down entirely and still couldn't connect
#3387 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - System time and date off. Your windows username doesn't contain a "!" mark in it, yes?
#3388 [17:55] <mib_b71zf8> nope
#3389 [17:56] <Max4227856> :(
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#3391 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Do you have any other firewalls on your computer?
#3392 [17:56] <PersonyPerson> is it a router that you powered down/windows firewall/ or norton?
#3393 [17:56] <mib_b71zf8> Nope not at all
#3394 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> I'm fairly certain smp.shadow-craft.net is up and running.
#3395 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Don't know why you can't connect to it, other than some piece of software on your computer is blocking minecraft/java
#3396 [17:57] <mib_b71zf8> so do i on other serves, but nothing works..
#3397 [17:57] <mib_b71zf8> ;indeed
#3398 [17:57] <mib_b71zf8> i tried to reinstall both, but it didn't help
#3399 [17:58] <PersonyPerson> I can still do a remote connection and check for you
#3400 [17:58] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3401 [17:58] <Max4227856> My computer still cant connect to minecraft
#3402 [17:58] <mib_b71zf8> i'll try to connect
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#3404 [17:58] <mib_b71zf8> Tell me when i need to cnnect t the server
#3405 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - And you're able to connect to http://www.minecraft.net via your browser?
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#3407 [17:59] <whilgand> someone needs to help
#3408 [17:59] <Max4227856> no
#3409 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - You're not?
#3410 [17:59] <whilgand> for the 5th time in a week
#3411 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> You can't load up the website at all?
#3412 [18:00] <mib_b71zf8> Parental controll?
#3413 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - It would help to know what kind of help you needed.
#3414 [18:02] <whilgand> yea i thought u guys knew Minecraft keeps crashing
#3415 [18:02] <whilgand> it says it's crashed and blah blah blah
#3416 [18:02] <JohnEBH> whilgand, We're not an official support channel
#3417 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Could you give us the contents of that error? Paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URl?
#3418 [18:02] <JohnEBH> whilgand, Also understand you're not the only on we help
#3419 [18:02] <whilgand> i can't paste anything it doesn't let me
#3420 [18:02] <mib_b71zf8> te weird thing is, that i can do everything on minecraft.net, including skin change, but as soon as i klick 'in browser' it goes wrong...
#3421 [18:02] <Max4227856> I mean i can connect in via browser but it says ''done loading" then freezes!
#3422 [18:02] <mib_b71zf8> PS. On the download, i CAN play SSP
#3423 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - What operating system are you on?
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#3425 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - what operating system are you on? Have you tried installing any mods or texture packs?
#3426 [18:03] <PersonyPerson> Updat java
#3427 [18:03] <Max4227856> windows7
#3428 [18:03] <whilgand> yea but u guys tried to help me before that didn't go so well i'm just extremely mad
#3429 [18:03] <mib_kwkr8d> hey why cant my friend get on my server
#3430 [18:03] <mib_kwkr8d> How do i get my friend on my server
#3431 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - Most likely, you didn't set up port forwarding
#3432 [18:03] <Max4227856> already updated
#3433 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - By setting up port forwarding
#3434 [18:03] <mib_b71zf8> Persony, (if it was to me) i reinstalled and updated 2ce
#3435 [18:03] <mib_kwkr8d> how do i do that
#3436 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#3437 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - Find the .minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for saves
#3438 [18:04] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
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#3440 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> then try minecraft again
#3441 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - That wasn't directed at you
#3442 [18:04] <mib_kwkr8d> how do i port forward
#3443 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Do you know what router you have?
#3444 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> er
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#3446 [18:04] <mib_b71zf8> gonna retry O:) i really like the staff on this serv
#3447 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - Do you know what router you have?
#3448 [18:04] <mib_kwkr8d> dlink
#3449 [18:04] <mib_kwkr8d> D-link
#3450 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Do you know how to connect to your dlink router via your browser and go to the port forwarding page?
#3451 [18:05] <PersonyPerson> yes my comment was directed to you I have had problems with installs of earlyier versions of java in Backtrack
#3452 [18:05] <mib_kwkr8d> no
#3453 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - What operating system are you on?
#3454 [18:05] <whilgand> yea i did install a texture pack and right when i tried to put it on it crashed
#3455 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d -Do you happen to have teamviewer?
#3456 [18:05] <whilgand> what do u meen
#3457 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - That would be why
#3458 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Do you know how to remove your texture pack manually?
#3459 [18:06] <whilgand> how do i get it off though
#3460 [18:06] <mib_kwkr8d> i dont know if i do
#3461 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - What operating system are you on?
#3462 [18:06] <PersonyPerson> U could try to flash the firmware to open ddwrt if it is wireless
#3463 [18:06] <whilgand> what do u mean
#3464 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - Teamviewer can by found at:
#3465 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_kwkr8d teamviewer
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#3467 [18:06] <VoxelHead> mib_kwkr8d: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3468 [18:06] <VoxelHead> mib_kwkr8d: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3469 [18:06] <whilgand> operating system
#3470 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Are you on windows? mac? Linux?
#3471 [18:06] <whilgand> windows xp
#3472 [18:06] <mib_kwkr8d> i dont have a team viewer
#3473 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Please go to your start menu, find the Run command. Type in: %appdata%
#3474 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder. Delete the texturepacks folder inside
#3475 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#3476 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d -Could you please download and install teamviewer? Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3477 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d -That way, I can just hop on your computer and do the port forwarding for you
#3478 [18:07] <mib_kwkr8d> do i have to download this for it to work for my friend?
#3479 [18:07] <PersonyPerson> tight vnc is just as good and free in my opinion compared to teamviewer, and it could also cause problems
#3480 [18:08] <Max4227856> wat do you mean saves?
#3481 [18:08] <thesoulution> can someone help every time i go into minecraft the menu text is squares and then whene i go into the game the graphics are all messed up
#3482 [18:08] <whilgand> i play in browser does that have to do with anything cuz i don't see it
#3483 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - No.
#3484 [18:08] <mib_kwkr8d> ok i will download for you
#3485 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - I've used teamviewer for years, haven't had a problem with it
#3486 [18:08] <whilgand> well i can't find the minecraft folder
#3487 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - ".minecraft"
#3488 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> Note the period
#3489 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - What operating system are you on?
#3490 [18:09] <PersonyPerson> Greyvulpine i guess it is a personal preferance
#3491 [18:09] <thesoulution> can someone help every time i go into minecraft the menu text is squares and then whene i go into the game the graphics are all messed up
#3492 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - I've done tech support for a living. Teamviewer's proven itself to me.
#3493 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - What operating system are you on?
#3494 [18:09] <PersonyPerson> I believe 25565 is the port any multiplayer minecraft game is run through in case anyone wanted to know
#3495 [18:10] <thesoulution> windows
#3496 [18:10] <mib_kwkr8d> greyvulpine i downloaded teamviewer
#3497 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - Please run it. Then PM me the 9 digit ID and 4 digit password
#3498 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - What version of windows?
#3499 [18:10] <mib_kwkr8d> how do i pm you?
#3500 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_kwkr8d - Right click on my name in the upper right corner.
#3501 [18:10] <thesoulution> xp
#3502 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - Please go to your start menu, in the Run command, type in: %appdata%
#3503 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for the saves folder.
#3504 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#3505 [18:11] <PersonyPerson> Nice to meet you then GreyVulpine Im working up to that type of career, ever used BT5 or LPS?
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#3509 [18:13] <wilgand> okay
#3510 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - Can't say I've heard of those.
#3511 [18:13] <JohnEBH> What are those? o.o"
#3512 [18:14] <wilgand> um it still doesn't work i deleted the pack and now it still doesn't work
#3513 [18:14] <wilgand> is there anything else that would help?
#3514 [18:14] <JohnEBH> ??> wilgand forceupdate
#3515 [18:14] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3516 [18:14] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3517 [18:14] <wilgand> what?
#3518 [18:15] <PersonyPerson> There really good tools Backtrack 5 is a penetration testing linux based os and LPS is general security linux based os from the DOD
#3519 [18:15] <wilgand> where is options?
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#3522 [18:15] <thesoulution> it did not work
#3523 [18:16] <wilgand> where's options?
#3524 [18:16] <JohnEBH> wilgand, Are you usinjg the launcher?
#3525 [18:16] <thesoulution> no why?
#3526 [18:16] <JohnEBH> wilgand, It's right above login on the launcher
#3527 [18:16] <JohnEBH> thesoulution, I'm not talking to you... Just saying...
#3528 [18:16] <mib_b71zf8> xD i might sound stupid, but the only port-forwarding thing i found is one in chinese -.-
#3529 [18:17] <Max4227856> im trying the web browser
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#3531 [18:17] <wilgand> alright
#3532 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> wilgand - Did you delete the entire texturepacks folder?
#3533 [18:18] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, What router? I'll refer you to a website...
#3534 [18:18] <mib_b71zf8> Is it possible that i can;t play the game online because the motel i'm in has something in their wifi?
#3535 [18:18] <mib_b71zf8> Ok :D
#3536 [18:18] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine it did not work
#3537 [18:18] <mib_b71zf8> Thx
#3538 [18:18] <wilgand> no i couldn't find it but i put one texturepacks in downloads folder
#3539 [18:19] <PersonyPerson> try typing into your browser address bar 192.168.1.1 or 192.168.0.1 if it asks for a password type in admin for user and pass and DO NOT CHANGE ANY SETTINGS EXCEPT FOR PORT FORWARDING.
#3540 [18:19] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3541 [18:20] <PersonyPerson> that was directed towards mib_b71zf8
#3542 [18:20] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, motel? Are you trying to say you're trying host a server on a network that doesn't belong to you?
#3543 [18:21] <mib_b71zf8> nope
#3544 [18:21] <Max4227856> in browser, said "fatal error occured"
#3545 [18:21] <PersonyPerson> In that case if you are in a motel do not do what i said above
#3546 [18:21] <mib_b71zf8> I can't connect to ANY SMP server in the donloaded version, an when i trie to play the Browser.. i get a white screen
#3547 [18:21] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3548 [18:21] <mib_b71zf8> xD
#3549 [18:21] <mib_b71zf8> the weird thing is
#3550 [18:22] <wilgand> grey here's what it said
#3551 [18:22] <wilgand> Bad video card drivers!
#3552 [18:22] <mib_b71zf8> 2 days ago iWAs able to play onnline on MC, but yesterday i just couldn' connect anymore
#3553 [18:22] <Thunder> yeah when I try to play I get a white screen too
#3554 [18:22] <wilgand> and other stuff
#3555 [18:22] <wilgand> how do i fix that
#3556 [18:22] <mib_b71zf8> Video card drive is hardware
#3557 [18:22] <mib_b71zf8> you need to buy a new coputer or driver xD
#3558 [18:22] <PersonyPerson> try this
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#3560 [18:23] * JohnEBH tempted to rage
#3560 [18:23] <wilgand> whatever
#3561 [18:23] <PersonyPerson> go to computer manager
#3562 [18:23] <JohnEBH> wilgand, I'll need a dxdiag
#3563 [18:23] <JohnEBH> ??> wilgand win/dxdiag
#3564 [18:23] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3565 [18:23] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3566 [18:23] <PersonyPerson> and then
#3567 [18:23] <mib_b71zf8> then..
#3568 [18:23] <wilgand> HOLD ON
#3569 [18:23] <PersonyPerson> sorry device manager is what i meant
#3570 [18:24] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3571 [18:24] <PersonyPerson> click display adapters
#3572 [18:24] <PersonyPerson> double click your graphics card
#3573 [18:24] <PersonyPerson> click driver
#3574 [18:24] <PersonyPerson> click update driver
#3575 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> Why...
#3576 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> why update display adapters through windows update
#3577 [18:25] <mib_b71zf8> me..?
#3578 [18:25] <PersonyPerson> allow it to connect ot the internet to search for drivers
#3579 [18:25] * GreyVulpine kicks PersonyPerson
#3579 [18:25] <PersonyPerson> and let it search
#3580 [18:25] <wilgand> what is the Win+R keys?
#3581 [18:25] <wilgand> u said press it
#3582 [18:25] <mib_b71zf8> why kicking him?
#3583 [18:25] <JohnEBH> Rofl
#3584 [18:25] <JohnEBH> Windows update
#3585 [18:25] <mib_b71zf8> h was helping me :P
#3586 [18:25] <PersonyPerson> I was talking to wiland
#3587 [18:25] <JohnEBH> wilgand, *
#3588 [18:25] <PersonyPerson> srry wilgand
#3589 [18:25] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3590 [18:26] <mib_b71zf8> I know, bt B4 you was helping me xD
#3591 [18:26] <JohnEBH> Ouch
#3592 [18:26] <mib_b71zf8> PS. Both 192.168.1.1 and 192.168.0.1 don't work.. xD
#3593 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - Windows device manager will never have updated video drivers.
#3594 [18:26] <PersonyPerson> Sorry Im just trying to help everyone
#3595 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - It's the worst way of checking
#3596 [18:27] <JohnEBH> Sooo shall i continue? >.>"
#3597 [18:27] <PersonyPerson> Or you can search for the manufact. website and look for the update wilgand
#3598 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> That, would be a better method.
#3599 [18:27] <Max4227856> what do you do when it says "fatal error" in web browser? anybody?!
#3600 [18:27] <mib_b71zf8> so.....
#3601 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - What's the full error?
#3602 [18:28] <wilgand> but someone said to go to options and click force update where is options?
#3603 [18:28] <mib_b71zf8> Any1 knows an answer to the not playing online/in browser..?
#3604 [18:28] <Max4227856> error (4) null
#3605 [18:28] <JohnEBH> wilgand, You have driver issue
#3606 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> wilgand - Options is in the downloadable client
#3607 [18:28] <JohnEBH> wilgand, Not a minecraft issue
#3608 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - Have you done a wipe of the .minecraft folder yet?
#3609 [18:29] <PersonyPerson> sorry I'm only 14 I'm still new to giving tech support . I go for the easiest way for the consumer first
#3610 [18:29] <Max4227856> wipe?
#3611 [18:29] <PersonyPerson> DONOTWIPE
#3612 [18:29] <JohnEBH> PersonyPerson, I'm 15. Your point?
#3613 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - Have you deleted the .minecraft folder (saving saves)?
#3614 [18:29] <mib_b71zf8> WOHW! minecraft i-browser started.. but i was on an unlicensed copy
#3615 [18:30] <Max4227856> do not have a folder named saves
#3616 [18:30] <wilgand> i have driver issue i'm not chinese
#3617 [18:30] <mib_b71zf8> Now it works in small... but i can't connect to ANY SMP server...
#3618 [18:30] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine the menu text are still squares
#3619 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - Did you delete everything in .minecraft except for saves?
#3620 [18:30] <JohnEBH> ??> wilgand win/dxdiag
#3621 [18:30] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3622 [18:30] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3623 [18:30] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine yes
#3624 [18:31] <PersonyPerson> JohnEBH I'm more of a computer analist or network hacker than an online tech support guy
#3625 [18:31] <wilgand> what is Win+R keys
#3626 [18:31] <PersonyPerson> itsds run
#3627 [18:31] <wilgand> Persony ur not helping
#3628 [18:31] <wilgand> at all
#3629 [18:31] <mib_b71zf8> i think i'm just gonna give up :S
#3630 [18:31] <PersonyPerson> it starts up run like what xp has easily located in the start menu
#3631 [18:32] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine yes it still di not work right
#3632 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - And minecraft wasn't running at the time, correct?
#3633 [18:32] <wilgand> WHAT IS THE WIN+R KEY
#3634 [18:32] <thesoulution> GreyVulpineYEs
#3635 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> the windows key is between the ctrl and alt keys on your keyboard
#3636 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Press it, and the R key at the same time
#3637 [18:32] <Max4227856> anybody? minecraft launcher will not connect to minecraft.net
#3638 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Max4227856 - Got teamviewer?
#3639 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> ??> Max4227856 teamviewer
#3640 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Max4227856: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3641 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Max4227856: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3642 [18:33] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine ok
#3643 [18:33] <Max4227856> no
#3644 [18:33] <PersonyPerson> If someone could upload the .minecraft folder to a file sharing website we could all be happy unless that is illegal (bump bump wink wink)
#3645 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - Hmm. Did you delete the texture packs folder as well?
#3646 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> PersonyPerson - It's illegal
#3647 [18:33] <mib_b71zf8> guys...? any1 knows why i can't connect to ANY SMP server..?
#3648 [18:33] <thesoulution> GreyVupine yes
#3649 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_b71zf8 - Firewall.
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#3651 [18:34] <mib_b71zf8> i tried shutting down the firewall, but it still didn't work
#3652 [18:34] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Are you on a wifi connection?
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#3654 [18:34] <thesoulution> GreyVulpine yes
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#3656 [18:34] <mib_b71zf8> yes john
#3657 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> thesoulution - Try downloading teamviewer, lemme hop on and have a look.
#3658 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> ??> thesoulution teamviewer
#3659 [18:34] <VoxelHead> thesoulution: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3660 [18:34] <VoxelHead> thesoulution: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3661 [18:34] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, There are known issues with that then
#3662 [18:34] <mib_b71zf8> JohnEBH i am on a Wi-Fi connection
#3663 [18:35] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Get on a wired connection and try again
#3664 [18:35] <obi_wan> what is a good laptop to play minecraft on with out lag?
#3665 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> ;o ok
#3666 [18:35] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Lol You could've answeredthat like 30 minutes ago ^.^"
#3667 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> there is no wired connection nearby..
#3668 [18:35] <Max4227856> any other suggestions?
#3669 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> xD
#3670 [18:35] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Sry >.<
#3671 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> ;o my bad
#3672 [18:35] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, You'd have to change router settings to fix this
#3673 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> cuz i browser didn't work then, but it does now
#3674 [18:35] <obi_wan> what is a good laptop to play minecraft on with out lag?
#3675 [18:35] <mib_b71zf8> router settings...
#3676 [18:36] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, Try any $700 laptop
#3677 [18:36] <JohnEBH> Lol
#3678 [18:36] <PersonyPerson> a laptop with a 50mb up and down connection
#3679 [18:36] <PersonyPerson> to the interwebs
#3680 [18:36] <JohnEBH> PersonyPerson, Wtf?
#3681 [18:36] <obi_wan> i can aford up to $800 and what ram is good?
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#3684 [18:36] <PersonyPerson> Upstream and downstream
#3685 [18:36] <mib_b71zf8> john... it might be cuz i'm in a motel, but then the weird thing is: it did work 2 days ago
#3686 [18:37] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, Woiuld you like me to send you amazon links?
#3687 [18:37] <whilgand> now what do i do after i saved everything to the desktop
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#3689 [18:37] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, More people could be using thewifi today...
#3690 [18:37] <JohnEBH> whilgand, Pastebin
#3691 [18:37] <mib_b71zf8> indeed...
#3692 [18:37] <PersonyPerson> up and down = tx and rx = packets sent packets recieved
#3693 [18:37] <Max4227856> request #2, any other suggestions other than teamviewer?
#3694 [18:37] <JohnEBH> ??>> whilgand win/dxdiag
#3695 [18:37] <obi_wan> no i just want to know what i need to have to run minecraft with out lag
#3696 [18:38] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, Alright
#3697 [18:38] <mib_b71zf8> lol but then: the only thing that doesn't work is minecraft SMP
#3698 [18:38] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, 2ghz+ proc, 2gb or more ram
#3699 [18:38] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, And a recent GPU
#3700 [18:38] <obi_wan> what is proc?
#3701 [18:39] <PersonyPerson> and a post 2009 graphics card>= 256mbs of vram
#3702 [18:39] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, Processor example: core i7, phenom
#3703 [18:39] <Max4227856> :(
#3704 [18:39] <PersonyPerson> or even core 2 duo/quad
#3705 [18:40] <JohnEBH> outdated.
#3706 [18:40] <JohnEBH> Try i series now lol
#3707 [18:40] <JohnEBH> No point of suggesting those
#3708 [18:40] <JohnEBH> brb
#3709 [18:40] <AG_Scott> !check 91.215.157.184
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#3711 [18:41] <obi_wan> any suggestions for one?
#3712 [18:41] <mib_b71zf8> Guys? any1 else ever had trouble connecting to SMP?
#3713 [18:41] <JohnEBH> Amazon link? XD
#3714 [18:41] <AG_Scott> !check 91.215.157.184
#3715 [18:41] <AG_Scott> :rage:
#3716 [18:42] <Max4227856> :(, no refund, no game, and obviously no help!!!!!!!
#3717 [18:42] <mib_b71zf8> G_Scott, is that a MC server?
#3718 [18:42] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, You want a laptop yes?
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#3720 [18:42] <whilgand> ok i posted the thing of DxDiag
#3721 [18:42] <mib_b71zf8> ....
#3722 [18:43] <JohnEBH> obi_wan, http://www.amazon.com/Sony-VAIO-VPCEE32FX-15-5-Notebook/dp/B00450TL0G/ref=sr_1_3?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1311892972&sr=1-3
#3723 [18:43] <AG_Scott> !check 91.215.157.184
#3724 [18:43] <JohnEBH> whilgand, Link?
#3725 [18:43] <JohnEBH> mib_b71zf8, Yes it is a server, but ask before connecting
#3726 [18:43] <mib_b71zf8> Really thanks for the help guys, but nothings working.. :S
#3727 [18:43] <whilgand> http://pastebin.com/
#3728 [18:43] <mib_b71zf8> Ok
#3729 [18:43] <mib_b71zf8> Bye every1
#3730 [18:43] <JohnEBH> whilgand, To your paste not the site
#3731 [18:43] <JohnEBH> whilgand, >.<
#3732 [18:43] <whilgand> by
#3733 [18:44] <AG_Scott> mib_b71zf8 if you're looking for a server, try one of the server lists
#3734 [18:44] <AG_Scott> ?? smp/servers
#3735 [18:44] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3736 [18:44] <mib_b71zf8> I'm not looking for a serv...
#3737 [18:44] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3738 [18:44] <mib_b71zf8> i can't connect to ANY smp server
#3739 [18:44] <whilgand> what sorry i'm retarded with computers i'm 11
#3740 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> whilgand: sorry, you need to be at least thirteen to use the internet.
#3741 [18:44] <whilgand> lol
#3742 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> NSA agents are currently enroute to your house to arrest your parents for negligence.
#3743 [18:45] <mib_b71zf8> xD
#3744 [18:45] <whilgand> i have been using the internet since kindergarten
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#3746 [18:45] <mib_b71zf8> Bye :S
#3747 [18:45] <whilgand> and playing halo since i was 4
#3748 [18:45] <mib_wb9p1y> what is the specs i need to run minecraft and some mods with out lag?
#3749 [18:45] <whilgand> i'm serious
#3750 [18:46] <JohnEBH> mib_wb9p1y, 2+gh0z
#3751 [18:46] <JohnEBH> mib_wb9p1y, 2+ghz processor, 2gb ram
#3752 [18:46] <JohnEBH> mib_wb9p1y, And a recent GPU
#3753 [18:46] <whilgand> no
#3754 [18:46] <JohnEBH> I declare myself afk
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#3756 [18:47] <whilgand> that's not a law for underage gaming
#3757 [18:47] <mib_wb9p1y> what is the specs i need to run minecraft and some mods with out lag?
#3758 [18:47] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti how old is he?
#3759 [18:47] <AG_Scott> oh nevermind
#3760 [18:47] <AG_Scott> lol
#3761 [18:47] <mib_wb9p1y> and what about a graphic card
#3762 [18:47] <AG_Scott> GPU = graphics card
#3763 [18:47] <AG_Scott> as long as it's recent, it should work
#3764 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: 15:44 < whilgand> | what sorry i'm retarded with computers i'm 11
#3765 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: my guess: eleven
#3766 [18:48] <mib_wb9p1y> o ok
#3767 [18:48] <AG_Scott> Hence nevermind.
#3768 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> and wow, whilgand's parents are negligent.
#3769 [18:48] <Eddie> No DopeGhoti
#3770 [18:48] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
#3771 [18:48] <whilgand> no
#3772 [18:48] <Eddie> He is 11 o' clock
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#3774 [18:49] <AG_Scott> Isn't halo rated mature?
#3775 [18:49] <whilgand> here's the um link
#3776 [18:49] <whilgand> http://pastebin.com/HP2kTydp
#3777 [18:49] <whilgand> yea i was mature when i was 4
#3778 [18:49] <whilgand> lol
#3779 [18:50] <Max4227856> how about some help with the game instead of discussing negligent parents
#3780 [18:50] <AG_Scott> Noway.
#3781 [18:50] <AG_Scott> The latter is much more fun.
#3782 [18:50] <whilgand> my parents aren't negligent there divorced
#3783 [18:50] <Eddie> I only see one line about negligent parents
#3784 [18:50] <Eddie> what's the problem?
#3785 [18:50] <JohnEBH|AFK> They're*
#3786 [18:50] <whilgand> yea
#3787 [18:50] <whilgand> *
#3788 [18:50] <JohnEBH|AFK> Some one wasn't listening in english class
#3789 [18:50] <JohnEBH|AFK> Someone*
#3790 [18:51] <whilgand> lol
#3791 [18:51] <Max4227856> unable to connect to minecraft.net when using launcher. cannot verify publisher
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#3793 [18:52] <whilgand> http://pastebin.com/HP2kTydp
#3794 [18:52] <whilgand> u guys needed that didn't u?
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#3796 [18:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> whilgand dont/tweet
#3797 [18:52] <VoxelHead> whilgand: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#3798 [18:52] <whilgand> okay
#3799 [18:53] <VoxelHead> Thanks.
#3800 [18:53] <whilgand> didn't YOU need that?
#3801 [18:53] <VoxelHead> See how much easier to understand that is?
#3802 [18:53] <whilgand> lo
#3803 [18:53] <whilgand> l
#3804 [18:53] <whilgand> lol
#3805 [18:54] <DopeGhoti> your GPU driver, whilgand, is from _2005_
#3806 [18:54] <whilgand> or "Laugh Out Loud"
#3807 [18:54] <JohnEBH|AFK> That's why I asked for dxdiag like an hour ago
#3808 [18:54] <JohnEBH|AFK> But recieved it now
#3809 [18:54] <whilgand> it wasn't an hour
#3810 [18:54] <DopeGhoti> it's also exceedingly unlikely that your computer is capable of running Minecraft reasonably well at all.
#3811 [18:55] <whilgand> mine?
#3812 [18:55] <mib_5yusex> my minecraft goes black screen when i open it up
#3813 [18:55] <whilgand> 5:55 make a wish
#3814 [18:55] <gPad2002> mib_5yusex: Got a ! in your username?
#3815 [18:55] <gPad2002> whilgand: 11:55
#3816 [18:55] <gPad2002> GMT master race
#3817 [18:55] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_5yusex win/reinst
#3818 [18:55] <VoxelHead> mib_5yusex: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3819 [18:55] <whilgand> not in central
#3820 [18:55] <VoxelHead> mib_5yusex: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3821 [18:56] <whilgand> in London it is
#3822 [18:56] <gPad2002> Well, GMT, yeah
#3823 [18:56] <whilgand> yea
#3824 [18:57] <gPad2002> Ireland :>
#3825 [18:57] <gPad2002> Where the weather is bad and the Internet is worse
#3826 [18:57] <whilgand> lol
#3827 [18:58] <Max4227856> the immaturity and lack of assistance is blowing my mind
#3828 [19:01] <gPad2002> Lol
#3829 [19:01] <gPad2002> Oh well, too bad for them
#3830 [19:01] <gPad2002> whilgand: Updated yet?
#3831 [19:02] <whilgand> don't know how
#3832 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> whilgand gpu/intel
#3833 [19:03] <VoxelHead> whilgand: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3834 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> but again
#3835 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> it's also exceedingly unlikely that your computer is capable of running Minecraft reasonably well at all.
#3836 [19:03] <whilgand> okay
#3837 [19:04] <gPad2002> whilgand: I'm sorry but, lol, your nick reminds me of this awful song xD
#3838 [19:04] <whilgand> what song
#3839 [19:05] <gPad2002> Saturday Night by Whigfield
#3840 [19:05] <gPad2002> XD
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#3842 [19:05] <whilgand> XD
#3843 [19:06] <Connor> whats risu's channel?
#3844 [19:06] * DopeGhoti wonders if the young pup knows the song to which you refer.
#3844 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> Connor: #risucraft
#3845 [19:06] <whilgand> brb
#3846 [19:06] <gPad2002> DopeGhoti: Some of them would I think
#3847 [19:06] <Connor> sorry thanks :)
#3848 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> cheers
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#3850 [19:08] <EasyJim> Sup. Got myself a technical problem.
#3851 [19:08] <EasyJim> Anyone online?
#3852 [19:08] <gPad2002> Yerp
#3853 [19:08] <gPad2002> What's up?
#3854 [19:09] <EasyJim> Okay, so, I try to load my main world, and it loads it okay, but it shows the in-game world for about a second before going to a "saving Chunks" screen, and then crashing.
#3855 [19:09] <EasyJim> This does not happen on any other world.
#3856 [19:09] <EasyJim> What do?
#3857 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> EasyJim: any mods involved at all?
#3858 [19:09] <EasyJim> yes, the yogsbox.
#3859 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> the mod could potentially have corrupted the world; in which case you're out of luck
#3860 [19:10] <EasyJim> Buyt ive been running it without any problems for two weeks.
#3861 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> I don't know what that mod entails
#3862 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> you could try this:
#3863 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> ?? nullsave
#3864 [19:10] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#3865 [19:10] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#3866 [19:10] <EasyJim> Hmm. Do mods just randomly corrupt worlds?
#3867 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> Sometimes
#3868 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> that's why we don't support them.
#3869 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> they're too unpredictable
#3870 [19:10] <gPad2002> Badly-written ones do :>
#3871 [19:10] <EasyJim> I see. I see.
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#3873 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> gPad2002: calling a mod badly written is like calling a wing grafted onto a VW Beetle bad for performance..
#3874 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> gPad2002: but you have a point (:
#3875 [19:11] <gPad2002> But it is bad for performance..
#3876 [19:11] <gPad2002> Isn't it?
#3877 [19:11] <gPad2002> Lol
#3878 [19:11] <Guest56040> it will not get imige
#3879 [19:12] <EasyJim> Alright, thanks for the help, folks.
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#3881 [19:14] <Product> Haii guys :)
#3882 [19:15] <Product> !seen almostroot
#3883 [19:15] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 22hrs 15mins 40secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Ping timeout: 202 seconds
#3884 [19:15] <Product> !seen almostroot_
#3885 [19:15] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot_ (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 22hrs 18mins 2secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#3886 [19:15] <gPad2002> Lulz, hi
#3887 [19:15] <gPad2002> almostroot_: Ding ding ding
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#3890 [19:19] <abcdefg> hello
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#3893 [19:20] <abcdefg> hello
#3894 [19:22] <abcdefg> anyone out there to help me
#3895 [19:22] <Boreeas> ?ask
#3896 [19:22] <Boreeas> ??ask
#3897 [19:22] <Boreeas> Meh
#3898 [19:23] <Product> Hey.
#3899 [19:23] <Product> Sorry I was afk.
#3900 [19:23] <Boreeas> Don't ask to ask. Just ask the question you want an answer to clearly and concisely, and if anyone knows, they'll reply. Make sure to stick around so your question can be seen and replied to. See http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
#3901 [19:23] <Product> Almostroot is here !?!?!?
#3902 [19:23] <abcdefg> ok, whenever I go onto the free version I can only go on it once before it never lets me go on again on any internet platform
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#3904 [19:23] <abcdefg> why is this?
#3905 [19:24] <JohnEBH|AFK> ?? ask
#3906 [19:24] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3907 [19:24] <Boreeas> What error are you getting, exactaly?
#3908 [19:24] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3909 [19:24] <JohnEBH|AFK> Product, Nope
#3910 [19:24] <Boreeas> JohnEBH: Thanks :P
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#3912 [19:24] <Boreeas> Abcedfg: What error are you getting?
#3913 [19:24] <abcdefg> no error, the game screen jst never loads
#3914 [19:24] <johnny2> whats the mod rooms?
#3915 [19:25] <abcdefg> ?
#3916 [19:25] <Boreeas> johnny2: #mcp-modding
#3917 [19:26] <Boreeas> Abcdefg: Do you have the latest java version?
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#3919 [19:27] <abcdefg> no , but I have a mac so it has a built in and always up to date version of of java, I update every month
#3920 [19:28] <Boreeas> Abcedfg: Don't know if it works for macs but here is a standalone client that works pretty good: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/
#3921 [19:28] <Boreeas> You need to register for it, but the last time I looked, it was free
#3922 [19:28] <Product> Oh :(
#3923 [19:28] <Product> Ok, thanks brb 2 mins.
#3924 [19:29] <Luxaxix> Well, even if Mac is perfect, u need to fix it sometimes
#3925 [19:29] <Luxaxix> U should probably try update Java by ur own
#3926 [19:29] <Luxaxix> if u can
#3927 [19:29] <Boreeas> Mac ain't perfect :P
#3928 [19:29] <Luxaxix> Don't know if mac users can do anything
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#3930 [19:30] <AG_Scott> abcdefg what version of OS X?
#3931 [19:30] <Luxaxix> I mean, they have mac for a reason
#3932 [19:30] <AG_Scott> Apple no longer distributes Java as of OS X Lion.
#3933 [19:30] <abcdefg> that seems scetch
#3934 [19:30] <AG_Scott> Oracle will be handling it now I think.
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#3937 [19:33] <abcdefg> how do you play on thatsite Boreeas
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#3940 [19:33] <mib_62aizz> hi
#3941 [19:33] <Boreeas> You register, you download the client, then you run the client
#3942 [19:34] <mib_62aizz> whats the mod rooms?
#3943 [19:34] <abcdefg> I dont see were you do that
#3944 [19:34] <mib_r8dtp6> hi
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#3946 [19:35] <funkeymunkeys> HAI
#3947 [19:35] <mib_62aizz> whats the mod rooms?
#3948 [19:35] <funkeymunkeys> #mcmods
#3949 [19:36] <Boreeas> abcdefg: in the downloads section
#3950 [19:36] <mib_62aizz> what other ones?
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#3960 [19:58] <almostroot_> FYI, Lion prompts you to install a release of Java when you need it, but you can also download it from here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#3961 [19:58] <whilgand> how do i update java on the website?
#3962 [19:58] <almostroot_> Should probably be added to VoxelHead's stuff,
#3963 [19:59] <almostroot_> whilgand: On what operating system?
#3964 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> almostroot_ - Product's been looking for you for the past week
#3965 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Something about CentOS and moving files to a new VPS
#3966 [19:59] <Product> Back
#3967 [19:59] <almostroot_> GreyVulpine: I see. -_-
#3968 [19:59] <Product> ALMOSTROOT !!!!
#3969 [19:59] <JohnEBH> loool
#3970 [19:59] <Product> bro !!
#3971 [19:59] <Product> I've been waiting for you 7 days !
#3972 [20:00] <JohnEBH> days*for
#3973 [20:00] <Product> Thanks Grey :)
#3974 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Fail
#3975 [20:00] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3975 [20:00] <JohnEBH> Stupid laptop keyboard T.T
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#3978 [20:03] <wilgand> windows xp
#3979 [20:03] <wilgand> so how do i update java?
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#3981 [20:04] <cocoabuns> yo my minecraft keeps freezing when i start it and it used to run smooth but now it takes forever to load and when it does my guy wont move
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#3983 [20:04] <wilgand> how do i update java on the website
#3984 [20:04] <JohnEBH> ??> cocoabuns win/dxdiag
#3985 [20:04] <VoxelHead> cocoabuns: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3986 [20:04] <VoxelHead> cocoabuns: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3988 [20:05] <almostroot_> cocoabuns: Install any mods?
#3989 [20:05] <cocoabuns> no mods
#3990 [20:05] <almostroot_> ??> wilgand getjava
#3991 [20:05] <VoxelHead> wilgand: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#3993 [20:05] <almostroot_> wilgand: Go there, follow instructions.
#3994 [20:05] <cocoabuns> whts the "win" key?
#3995 [20:06] <almostroot_> ??> cocoabuns win/key
#3996 [20:06] <VoxelHead> cocoabuns: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3997 [20:07] <kill23445> hey i do not get how to run minecraft
#3998 [20:07] <kill23445> the ato update thing dosnt work
#3999 [20:07] <almostroot_> kill23445: Using Windows?
#4000 [20:07] <kill23445> ya
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#4002 [20:07] <almostroot_> kill23445: Download the client, double click it, log in, update when prompted.
#4003 [20:08] <almostroot_> ??> kill23445 win/client
#4004 [20:08] <VoxelHead> kill23445: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#4005 [20:08] <kill23445> :3 and were do i download the game
#4006 [20:08] <kill23445> i have it bout
#4007 [20:09] <almostroot_> kill23445: Wherever you want.
#4008 [20:09] <kill23445> ?
#4009 [20:09] <almostroot_> kill23445: Download it wherever you want.
#4010 [20:09] <kill23445> could you give me a link to the acle game download :3 i can find one thats not sopose to be a hack :3
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#4012 [20:10] <johnny> mod rooms
#4013 [20:10] <almostroot_> VoxelHead just posted a link.
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#4015 [20:10] <cocoabuns> whts the IRC channel?
#4016 [20:10] <almostroot_> ??> johnny mods
#4017 [20:10] <VoxelHead> johnny: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4018 [20:10] <VoxelHead> johnny: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4019 [20:10] <almostroot_> ??> cocoabuns irc/channel
#4020 [20:10] <VoxelHead> cocoabuns: (irc/channel) You're in one.
#4021 [20:10] <cocoabuns> http://pastebin.com/zK9F7GzG
#4022 [20:10] <cocoabuns> thts the link im sent to
#4023 [20:10] <almostroot_> cocoabuns: Update your graphics card drivers.
#4024 [20:11] <almostroot_> ??> cocoabuns gpu/nvidia
#4025 [20:11] <VoxelHead> cocoabuns: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#4026 [20:11] <cocoabuns> thnx dudes
#4027 [20:11] <kill23445> im downloading jjava now (i just rrused the back up disk becuse i was to bord to use the anti viruse :3
#4028 [20:14] <Product> almostroot_ : When install with this "yum install monotools-addon-server" I have to to "cd /etc/yum.repos.d" first right ? So it knows it right directory, right ?
#4029 [20:14] <Product> :)
#4030 [20:14] <kill23445> lol
#4031 [20:14] <Product> Yes, my memo I left yesterday.
#4032 [20:14] <kill23445> :)
#4033 [20:14] <kill23445> :3
#4034 [20:15] <kill23445> ?;
#4035 [20:15] <kill23445> :0
#4036 [20:15] <kill23445> :9
#4037 [20:15] <almostroot> kill23445: Please don't spam the channel.
#4038 [20:15] <kill23445> :(
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#4040 [20:15] <almostroot> Product: yum is independent of the directory you're in.
#4041 [20:15] <Product> almostroot: Oh ok, I know what you mean :) Thanks.
#4042 [20:16] <kill23445> is this considerd spaming :3?
#4043 [20:16] <Product> Should I do the first part first ? Or just start with the yum command, I didn't understand the first part very good.
#4044 [20:16] <kill23445> √
#4045 [20:16] <almostroot> kill23445: What you were doing was.
#4046 [20:16] <kill23445> ok lol i was just making faces :3
#4047 [20:16] <almostroot> Product: Read the whole thing carefully, then proceed.
#4048 [20:17] <JohnEBH> kill23445, When a channel becomes full of your messages and they don't even connect, it's pretty much spam.
#4049 [20:17] <Product> almostroot: Ok, I'am doing all my best to do it, but when I do "vi mono.repo" I see a lot of text typen the same as in the tutorial, there I can't type any command more, so I'am kinda stuck there.
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#4051 [20:18] <kill23445> l
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#4053 [20:18] <kill23445> hey what are the numbers used to make the infinity singhn :3?
#4054 [20:18] <almostroot> Product: use nano mono.repo
#4055 [20:18] <Product> almostroot: Ok, thank you :)
#4056 [20:19] <kill23445> »case idk
#4057 [20:19] <almostroot> Product: vi is a text editor, can be difficult for new users. Mono is easier to use.
#4058 [20:19] <Product> I'am more familiar with "nano" as you learned me before :D
#4059 [20:19] <kill23445> :3
#4060 [20:19] <JohnEBH> kill23445, Google it
#4061 [20:19] <kill23445> :D
#4062 [20:19] <kill23445> lol na ill just look at the numaral display
#4063 [20:19] <Product> Yes, I noticed that :) Thanks, I'll continue with the setting up :)
#4064 [20:20] <kill23445> takes to long to find stuf their :3
#4065 [20:20] <almostroot> ??> kill23445 google
#4066 [20:21] <almostroot> ??> kill23445 google
#4067 [20:21] <VoxelHead> kill23445: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
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#4069 [20:24] <Product> almostroot: When I used yum, it downloaded but then I got "Nothing to do" Package monotools-addon-server-2.0.7180-8.11.noarch already installed and latest version
#4070 [20:24] <Product> Should I just continue
#4071 [20:25] <almostroot> Product: Do a mono --version
#4072 [20:25] <Product> Ok :)
#4073 [20:25] <Product> http://pastebin.com/ubfdVn3X
#4074 [20:26] <kill23445> Üα→╧ ƒë▀║¼⌠65/▲┤♠B_╢R╨┼
#4075 [20:26] <almostroot> I'm taking a shower and heading to dinner. Try this Product: ldconfig /etc/ld.so.conf.d/mono.conf
#4076 [20:26] <Product> Ok thank you :)
#4077 [20:26] <almostroot> !kick kill23445
#4078 [20:26] * AuBot kicked kill23445 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by almostroot with reason: None given.))
#4079 [20:26] <Product> Enjoy your dinner.
#4080 [20:27] <almostroot> Someone kick them again if they persist.
#4081 [20:27] <Product> Ok :)
#4082 [20:28] <Product> almostroot: Will the tutorial fix the error that libMonoPosixHelper.so is missing right ? (If you are still here) :)
#4083 [20:29] <JohnEBH> Them or him?
#4084 [20:30] <Product> If he comes with a different nickname :)
#4085 [20:30] <JohnEBH> lol Alright
#4086 [20:30] <Product> W000T ! No error found while starting the server up, wish me luck John !
#4087 [20:31] <JohnEBH> Good luck
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#4089 [20:32] <Product> Thanks ^.^
#4090 [20:32] <JohnEBH> ACtually break a leg :p
#4091 [20:32] <Product> You broke your leg ?
#4092 [20:32] <JohnEBH> Nvm
#4093 [20:32] <Product> oh
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#4098 [20:36] <almostroot> Product: Try that ldconfig command.
#4099 [20:36] <almostroot> Google says that fixed the exact issue for someone else on ubuntu.
#4100 [20:37] <Product> Ooh ok :) I did it.
#4101 [20:37] <Product> And started the server.
#4102 [20:37] <Product> No errors !!
#4103 [20:37] <almostroot> Hoorah!
#4104 [20:37] <Product> W00t, but I tried to join with other SOP, and we got login failed.
#4105 [20:37] <Product> But there was no errors when login was failed.
#4106 [20:37] <Product> So it could be a temporaly problem when you start the server first 5 mins
#4107 [20:38] <Product> almostroot: Your the best person ever, I'am trying to reconnect atm.
#4108 [20:39] <Product> almostroot: Danng, connection lost, login failed again.
#4109 [20:39] <Product> I'll try to start MCForge (It's the same as MCLawl but better).
#4110 [20:40] <Product> Aha ! also loaded with no errors.
#4111 [20:40] <Product> Wish me luck ^.^
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#4114 [20:41] <Product> YEAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!! I'AM IN
#4115 [20:41] <Product> THIS TIME YOU CAN TAKE OWNER FROM ME VOXELHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAA
#4116 [20:42] <Product> Thanks almostroot, I love you (nohomo) !
#4117 [20:42] <Product> Without you I couldn't even do anything !
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#4123 [20:46] <noah> can anyone help me with the java problem?
#4124 [20:46] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#4125 [20:46] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4126 [20:46] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4127 [20:46] <Product> John, I also love you for wishing me luck with your broken leg ^.^ :)
#4128 [20:46] <Styxandstones> How do i fix my minecraft crashing after i login?
#4129 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> Styxandstones - How does it crash? Do you get any error reports?
#4130 [20:47] <Product> GreyVulpine: My problem is finallly fixed thanks to almostroot :)
#4131 [20:47] <mib_wy29dx> Sky I cant get this to run at all
#4132 [20:47] <Styxandstones> Theres a black screen then the crashing screen for a split second and then the screen stays black
#4133 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> Styxandstones - Has it ever worked before?
#4134 [20:48] <Product> brb guys, going to upload levels to new VPS :)
#4135 [20:48] <noah> Internal exception: java.net.socketException: Connection Reset how do i fix this? i cant connect to the server
#4136 [20:48] <Styxandstones> For a while it did and then i tried to install mods and it crashed when i tried to play
#4137 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> That would be why then
#4138 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> Styxandstones - What operating system are you on?
#4139 [20:49] <Styxandstones> Windows vista
#4140 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Styxandstones - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4141 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Styxandstones - Find the .minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for saves
#4142 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Then try running minecraft again
#4143 [20:50] <Styxandstones> Cool ill try that thanks
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#4145 [20:50] <noah> can anyone help me with this? Internal exception: java.net.socketException: Connection Reset how do i fix this? i cant connect to the server
#4146 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> noah - try connecting to: smp.shadow-craft.net
#4147 [20:51] <noah> im in that server, i need to get into a certain one though?
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#4149 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> Then your server isn't up
#4150 [20:52] <noah> my friends are using it atm though :S
#4151 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Then they haven't configured it correctly
#4152 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Or you're using the wrong IP address to connect
#4153 [20:53] <Guest53941> i need some help i play in the browser and i downloaded a texture pack but the texture pack was to advanced for my computer is there anyway to delete it because it wont let me start up my minecraft to go into the texturepacks file
#4154 [20:53] <noah> i have the right IP address, will this fix itself in time?
#4155 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> Guest53941 - What operating system are you on?
#4156 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> noah - What ip address?
#4157 [20:53] <Guest53941> operating system? like a graphics card?
#4158 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Windows? Mac? Linux?
#4159 [20:54] <Guest53941> oh windows
#4160 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Guest53941- What version of windows?
#4161 [20:54] <noah> veritasrp.minecraft.ms
#4162 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> !check veritasrp.minecraft.ms
#4163 [20:55] <Guest53941> 7 or vista im not shure
#4164 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> There seems to be a server there noah, I don't know.
#4165 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> noah - Tell your friends that you can't connect to it.
#4166 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Guest53941 - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4167 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Guest53941 - Find the .minecraft folder. Delete the texturepacks folder inside
#4168 [20:56] <noah> i have but they're not sure what is wrong either
#4169 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> noah - Your error means that either the server isn't up, or it can't be connected to from your end.
#4170 [20:57] <noah> can do i anything to fix it on my end?
#4171 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#4172 [20:57] <noah> okay then, thanks anyway :)
#4173 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> You can connect to servers just fine, just by testing smp.shadow-craft.net
#4174 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> It's not your client
#4175 [20:57] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#4176 [20:58] <noah> i'll get the admin on the server to take a look, thanks
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#4180 [21:00] <Guest53941> search complete no results found, remember im playing on the browser so im not shure if that changes anything
#4181 [21:00] <mr_boo> my minecraft classic isn't working
#4182 [21:00] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: try using Mojang's Minecraft Classic.
#4183 [21:01] <mr_boo> i ment my multiplayer
#4184 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Could you be more specific? What happens when you try? What error(s) do you get?
#4185 [21:02] <Guest53941> me?
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#4187 [21:02] <mr_boo> when i load it up on the server it says or.luig.pixel format not excelerated
#4188 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> Talking to mr_boo.
#4189 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Do you know what video card you have?
#4190 [21:02] <mr_boo> no i dont..
#4191 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Using Windows?
#4192 [21:02] <mr_boo> windows xp
#4193 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> Could you please give us a dxdiag?
#4194 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_boo win/dxdiag
#4195 [21:03] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4196 [21:03] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4197 [21:03] <mr_boo> oh ok thank you.
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#4199 [21:07] <nuclearwar111> ummm hello
#4200 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Hola
#4201 [21:07] <nuclearwar111> ...
#4202 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Bonjour
#4203 [21:07] <nuclearwar111> hi
#4204 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Salut?
#4205 [21:07] <nuclearwar111> Je parle francais
#4206 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Ah, Bien.
#4207 [21:08] <nuclearwar111> Oui
#4208 [21:08] <nuclearwar111> haha but can you help me out
#4209 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> Quel problème avez-vous?
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#4211 [21:09] <savos> So is anyone else having issues logging into premium?
#4212 [21:09] <nuclearwar111> i can't run minecraft i try to use the in browser thing and there's an empty box with a red x in it
#4213 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> savos - Nope
#4214 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> nuclearwar111: sounds like you have an issue (or several) with your Java installation.
#4215 [21:09] <savos> I've reset my password, etc. and it keeps saying invalid user/pass
#4216 [21:09] <nuclearwar111> yeah but when i try to reinstall it the browser closes
#4217 [21:10] <DopeGhoti> as well it should- you should close all browsers when installing Java
#4218 [21:10] <DopeGhoti> in fact, it tells you to do so
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#4220 [21:11] <nuclearwar111> i only have one browser open so i can click on the link to start the download but it just close
#4221 [21:11] <nuclearwar111> s
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#4223 [21:13] <nuclearwar111> ?
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#4225 [21:13] <mib_lertvq> i need help?
#4226 [21:13] <savos> where can i get help about my account?
#4227 [21:14] <nuclearwar111> meh too
#4228 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> savos support
#4229 [21:14] <VoxelHead> savos: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
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#4231 [21:14] <mib_lertvq> does anybody else have the white screen problem after loading the minecraft launcher?
#4232 [21:14] <mib_lertvq> :(
#4233 [21:14] <nuclearwar111> Java closes the browser and doesn't install
#4234 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> nuclearwar111 - Nothing we can do here about that..
#4235 [21:15] <nuclearwar111> thanks anyways
#4236 [21:15] <savos> got it....thanks guys!:D
#4237 [21:15] <mib_lertvq> i cant play minecraft in server when i have bought the game, it runs, but then the screen goes white
#4238 [21:16] <mib_lertvq> HELP?
#4239 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_lertvq - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java, followed by an update of your video drivers
#4240 [21:16] <mib_lertvq> update of video drivers?
#4241 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4242 [21:17] <mib_lertvq> erm, sound stupid but howw?
#4243 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Depends on what operating system you're on, and what video card you hav
#4244 [21:17] <mib_lertvq> ill check now
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#4247 [21:21] <mib_lertvq> ermmmmm
#4248 [21:21] <mib_lertvq> im on 7
#4249 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag, it'll have more information about your system's configuration.
#4250 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_lertvq win/dxdiag
#4251 [21:22] <VoxelHead> mib_lertvq: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4252 [21:22] <VoxelHead> mib_lertvq: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#4256 [21:28] <cocoabuns> so my main world in minecraft freezes up but any other world i use doesnt. any help?
#4257 [21:30] <cocoabuns> hello? :(
#4258 [21:30] <VoxelHead> Look, cocoabuns, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4259 [21:31] <cocoabuns> i did...
#4260 [21:31] <Jack> when i go to the home page and play the game from the browser it asks to verify it to run it or whatever and then the screen where the game should be turnes white
#4261 [21:31] <Jack> any help
#4262 [21:32] <cocoabuns> these guys blow dick
#4263 [21:32] <Jack> yeah
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#4265 [21:32] <mib_q7eacf> so my main world in minecraft freezes up but any other world i use doesnt. any help?
#4266 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> After calling us dicks, you expect us to help you?
#4267 [21:33] * GreyVulpine snrks.
#4267 [21:33] <Jack> it wasnt me
#4268 [21:33] <mib_q7eacf> yea
#4269 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_q7eacf
#4270 [21:33] * GreyVulpine waves
#4270 [21:33] <Jack> so plz help
#4271 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_q7eacf
#4272 [21:33] * GreyBot kicked mib_q7eacf from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:709>)
#4273 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Jack - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java.
#4274 [21:33] <Jack> k
#4275 [21:35] <Jack> and wher e do i find the java
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#4277 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> To uninstall it from your computer, or to download the new version?
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#4279 [21:36] <Jack> to uninstall
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#4281 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> Using windows?
#4282 [21:36] <mib_p3vcrd> no
#4283 [21:37] <Jack> mac
#4284 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> Wasn't talking to you mib_p3vcrd.
#4285 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> Jack - Ah, then you can't uninstall java from a mac.
#4286 [21:37] <Jack> so wat now
#4287 [21:37] <Jack> this sucks
#4288 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> Jack - Have you tried going to your apple software update, and looking for any updates in there?
#4289 [21:37] <Jack> and i payed 21 bucks 4 nothing
#4290 [21:37] <Jack> ill try
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#4293 [21:38] <Jack> where do i find the apple softwere update
#4294 [21:38] <Jack> sorry im stupid and 13
#4295 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Should be in the apple menu.
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#4297 [21:39] * JohnEBH chuckles
#4297 [21:40] <JohnEBH> Apple this, apple that ^.^"
#4298 [21:40] <Jack> where dat lol sorry
#4299 [21:40] <JohnEBH> The apple icon maybe?
#4300 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Looks like this: http://km.support.apple.com/library/APPLE/APPLECARE_ALLGEOS/HT1338/HT1338_4-en.png
#4301 [21:40] <Jack> oh im stupid
#4302 [21:40] <JohnEBH> APPLE software updates, APPLE menu, APPLE ipod =P
#4303 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> It's all about the branding
#4304 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> If the apple fanatics don't have apple, or "i" prefixing anything, it's not a real product
#4305 [21:41] <JohnEBH> Microsoft Office, Windows 7, Zune
#4306 [21:41] * GreyVulpine coughs, "iCloud"
#4306 [21:42] <JohnEBH> There's such? o.o"
#4307 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Sadly, yes
#4308 [21:42] <Jack> its up to date
#4309 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Apple's foray into cloud computing
#4310 [21:42] <Jack> :(
#4311 [21:42] <krebbit> going to minecraft, I saw an offer to buy (whatever I wanted to pay) Humblebumble.com which includes Minecraft for free until august 14th. Is that a full version, anyone know & why not buy this instead of on minecraft site?
#4312 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Jack - Then try a different browser. Try firefox, or chrome.
#4313 [21:42] <JohnEBH> krebbit, Link this scam please
#4314 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - When you buy the humble package, you can play minecraft for free until the 14th
#4315 [21:43] <JohnEBH> lol Nvm then ^.^"
#4316 [21:43] <Jack> where in it
#4317 [21:43] <Jack> in firefox
#4318 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> JohnEBH - http://www.humblebundle.com/
#4319 [21:43] <krebbit> then how much will minecraft be
#4320 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> "Humble Bonus: everyone who buys the bundle gets to play Minecraft for free until August 14th!"
#4321 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - Regular price.
#4322 [21:43] <RedRabbit> my minecraft wont update it say "failed to launch"
#4323 [21:44] <krebbit> What is the reg price of minecraft in USA
#4324 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - 21-22 bucks USD
#4325 [21:44] <Jack> 21$
#4326 [21:44] <JohnEBH> Kool
#4327 [21:44] <krebbit> someone bought it around here for 15.. what's up with that?
#4328 [21:44] <JohnEBH> ??> RedRabbit win/reinst/bat
#4329 [21:44] <VoxelHead> RedRabbit: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4330 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> It's 15 euros, which converts to about 21-22 bucks
#4331 [21:44] <VoxelHead> RedRabbit: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4332 [21:44] <krebbit> Minecraft keeps going up in price
#4333 [21:45] <Jack> where in firfox
#4334 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Jack - I mean, try minecraft in a different browser.
#4335 [21:45] <Jack> oh
#4336 [21:45] <JohnEBH> lol
#4337 [21:45] <RedRabbit> oh i also have a mac...
#4338 [21:46] <Jack> GreyVulpine- same result
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#4340 [21:48] <krebbit> Is humblebundle a kids game?
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#4342 [21:48] <Jack> GreyVulpine - same result
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#4349 [21:49] <RedRabbit> i dont know what to do...
#4350 [21:49] <Jack> u there/
#4351 [21:49] <bravery767> hy i need some help i need to find my minecraft.jar file but it isnt there were do i go?
#4352 [21:49] <Jack> u there?
#4353 [21:49] <krebbit> will there ever be any extra charges on minecraft after paying for the game? I am a mom & son wants me to fork over the moolah
#4354 [21:49] <Sinistrahd> ??> redrabbit mac/reinst
#4355 [21:49] <VoxelHead> redrabbit: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4356 [21:49] <VoxelHead> redrabbit: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4357 [21:50] <RedRabbit> ok i will try
#4358 [21:50] <bravery767> can somone help me cuz my minecraft.jar file is missing
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#4360 [21:51] <bravery767> can somone help me
#4361 [21:52] <Jack> voxelhead - when i go to the home page and play the game from the browser it asks to verify to run and i say run but the game screen turnes white
#4362 [21:52] <JohnEBH> ^
#4363 [21:52] <Jack> braverygo to help in minecraft home page and find it
#4364 [21:52] <bravery767> k thanks
#4365 [21:53] <RedRabbit> minecraft does not apear in application support
#4366 [21:53] <Jack> will someone help plz
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#4369 [21:54] <krebbit> Sounds like a lot of people need help. It is like the blind leading the blind. Like what do U know?
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#4371 [21:55] <Northzilla> I reformatted and reinstalled my OS and now minecraft says it's an unlicensed copy
#4372 [21:55] <Northzilla> anyone know how to fix that
#4373 [21:55] <Jack> :(
#4374 [21:55] <krebbit> Minecraft doesn't even have a phone number to call it. What if something does go wrong, which it looks like it has, according to all the people needing help with minecraft
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#4377 [21:57] <JohnEBH> krebbit, That's because minecraft isn't released yet
#4378 [21:57] <JohnEBH> Northzilla, username?
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#4380 [21:57] <JohnEBH> RedRabbit, Application support?
#4381 [21:57] <Northzilla> username is northzilla
#4382 [21:58] <JohnEBH> !paid Northzilla
#4383 [21:58] <Northzilla> I forced an update and restarted the program
#4384 [21:58] <JohnEBH> Alright, try reinstalling Northzilla
#4385 [21:58] <Northzilla> it doesn't say it anymore I'll let you know
#4386 [21:58] <JohnEBH> ??> Northzilla win/reinst/bat
#4387 [21:58] <VoxelHead> Northzilla: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4388 [21:58] <VoxelHead> Northzilla: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#4392 [21:59] <RedRabbit> i have a mac and minecraft wont let me update it says "failed launch" and it say to go to application support and when i go there, there is no folder so what should i do? :(
#4393 [21:59] <Hollinater> when i go in browser to play the game it asks for verifcation to run i i verify it but then the game screen turnes white
#4394 [21:59] <JohnEBH> ??> RedRabbit mac/reinst
#4395 [21:59] <VoxelHead> RedRabbit: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4396 [21:59] <VoxelHead> RedRabbit: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4397 [22:00] <JohnEBH> Hollinater, Try using the launcher
#4398 [22:00] <Hollinater> k
#4399 [22:00] <KAM> why wont my minecraft load.. I've paid and have not rec'd the verification e-mail?
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#4401 [22:01] <JohnEBH> KAM, Username?
#4402 [22:01] <KAM> yes
#4403 [22:01] <Hollinater> whers the launcher?
#4404 [22:01] <KAM> below the big oraNGE BUTTON THAT SAYS BYE
#4405 [22:01] <KAM> BUY
#4406 [22:02] <Hollinater> i already bought it
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#4408 [22:02] <Hollinater> its not there
#4409 [22:02] <JohnEBH> KAM, No I need your username
#4410 [22:02] <zahnradfee> somebody here?
#4411 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4412 [22:02] <RedRabbit> ....
#4413 [22:02] <zahnradfee> good night to all
#4414 [22:02] <KAM> okay, it's small and in grey, I think
#4415 [22:03] <Hollinater> greyvulpine ive done that to many times
#4416 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - And what happens when you try to run it?
#4417 [22:03] <Hollinater> already
#4418 [22:03] <Hollinater> it does the same thing
#4419 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Define, "Same things"
#4420 [22:03] <Hollinater> im on like 7 now
#4421 [22:04] <Hollinater> asks for verifcation i say run it makes the game screen turn white
#4422 [22:04] <zahnradfee> I have a few questions - is here somebody who has time / is willing to try and help me?
#4423 [22:04] <Hollinater> every time
#4424 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Then you've got some sort of security software blocking it.
#4425 [22:04] <JohnEBH> ??> zahnradfee ask
#4426 [22:04] <VoxelHead> zahnradfee: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4427 [22:04] <VoxelHead> zahnradfee: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4428 [22:04] <KAM> I want to know, how long before I can play the game after I've paid,,, (yesterday) and still cannot play..What should I do?
#4429 [22:04] <Hollinater> fire fox
#4430 [22:05] <Hollinater> ?
#4431 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Nope, got any security software installed on your computer? Any antivirus suites installed?
#4432 [22:05] <JohnEBH> KAM, FOR THE LAST TIME... Your user name PLEASE!
#4433 [22:06] <KAM> Chicken1010
#4434 [22:06] <JohnEBH> !paid Chicken1010
#4435 [22:06] <Hollinater> let me ask my parents
#4436 [22:06] <RedRabbit> Yay IT WORKS NOW THANK YOU
#4437 [22:06] <JohnEBH> Wait for the verification email
#4438 [22:06] <KAM> is that gonna be longer than 1 day?
#4439 [22:06] <JohnEBH> KAM, Just wait it out, if it takes more the 72 hours, start contacting support
#4440 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> KAM - When did you pay?
#4441 [22:06] <JohnEBH> KAM, In the mean time check if the transaction went through
#4442 [22:06] <KAM> yesterday
#4443 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> KAM - Then check the financial institution you used to pay for minecraft, see if they have a a transaction going to "Mojang AB" for minecraft
#4444 [22:07] <KAM> the screen said successful but the transaction isn't showong on my account
#4445 [22:07] <zahnradfee> ok: 1. I would like to know which sound belongs to wich phenomenon. when I'm mining I often hear sounds I cannot associate with anything. I've read, you would here a special sound when standing above a dungeon. is that true?
#4446 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> KAM - If they don't, the transaction never was completed.
#4447 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> zahnradfee - False, you get music close to a cave underground, not necessarily a dungeon.
#4448 [22:08] <JohnEBH> lol
#4449 [22:08] <zahnradfee> a list of sounds (with audio-files) would be great. do you know whether and where something like this exists?
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#4451 [22:08] <KAM> ok bye
#4452 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> Don't believe anything like that exists
#4453 [22:08] <JohnEBH> zahnradfee, Look through the resource files?
#4454 [22:09] <Hollinater> nope i havent
#4455 [22:09] <zahnradfee> resource files? what is that?
#4456 [22:09] <Hollinater> just watever came with the mac
#4457 [22:09] <JohnEBH> zahnradfee, The folder that contains most sounds >.>
#4458 [22:09] <zahnradfee> ok
#4459 [22:09] <zahnradfee> how can i find that?
#4460 [22:09] <zahnradfee> the minecraft folders are hidden in my file system
#4461 [22:09] <JohnEBH> ??>> JohnEBH index
#4462 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> zahnradfee - What operating system are you on?
#4463 [22:10] <zahnradfee> and I'm not able to make them show
#4464 [22:10] <zahnradfee> windows
#4465 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> What version?
#4466 [22:10] <zahnradfee> 7
#4467 [22:10] <zahnradfee> home premium
#4468 [22:10] <Hollinater> let me check
#4469 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4470 [22:10] <zahnradfee> thank you
#4471 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> You can find the ".minecraft" folder there
#4472 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> The resource folder will be inside.
#4473 [22:11] <Hollinater> where can i find my version imy parents dont now
#4474 [22:11] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH GreyVulpine
#4475 [22:11] <zahnradfee> cool
#4476 [22:11] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (greyvulpine) GreyVulpine is awesome and should be worshiped as a god for the time and effort he puts into helping people with their minecraft issues.
#4477 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#4478 [22:11] <zahnradfee> yes
#4479 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> ??- greyvulpine
#4480 [22:11] * JohnEBH praises GreyVulpine
#4480 [22:11] * GreyVulpine coughs
#4480 [22:12] <JohnEBH> I found it on the index XD
#4481 [22:12] <JohnEBH> I was curious...
#4482 [22:12] <Hollinater> greyvulpine where can i find it?
#4483 [22:12] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH causality
#4484 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Fine what?
#4485 [22:12] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#4486 [22:12] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#4487 [22:12] <Hollinater> my peeps dont now
#4488 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> er, find what?
#4489 [22:13] <Hollinater> my mac type or version
#4490 [22:13] <zahnradfee> ok, but i can't listen to them. they are in ogg-format and I don't know which player plays that
#4491 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> Go up to the apple menu, and check there
#4492 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> zahnradfee - Got VLC?
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#4494 [22:13] <zahnradfee> not yet
#4495 [22:13] <zahnradfee> but i can get it
#4496 [22:13] <zahnradfee> does it play them?
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#4498 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> VLC will play any media file you throw at it
#4499 [22:13] <Hollinater> Mac OS X version 10.6.8
#4500 [22:14] <zahnradfee> not necessarily
#4501 [22:14] <zahnradfee> does the vlc not use only codecs that already exist on your computer?
#4502 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> nope
#4503 [22:14] <zahnradfee> so it brings it's own?
#4504 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4505 [22:14] <zahnradfee> cool
#4506 [22:15] <whilgand> how do you update a video card driver?
#4507 [22:15] <zahnradfee> didn't know this
#4508 [22:15] <Hollinater> greyvulpine its a MacOS X version 10.6.8
#4509 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Using windows?
#4510 [22:15] <whilgand> yea xp
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#4512 [22:15] <JohnEBH> Hey, the 11 year old is back =O
#4513 [22:15] <gideon802> hello
#4514 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Give us a dxdiag.
#4515 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> whilgand win/dxdiag
#4516 [22:15] <VoxelHead> whilgand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4517 [22:15] <whilgand> on here?
#4518 [22:15] <VoxelHead> whilgand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4519 [22:15] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, he's already been throug this XD
#4520 [22:16] <gideon802> how do you config ure my wireless router
#4521 [22:16] <gideon802> what do i got to
#4522 [22:16] <gideon802> i need the website one
#4523 [22:16] <whilgand> how many times do i have to do that pastebin stuff
#4524 [22:16] <Hollinater> greyvulpine its a Mac OS X version 10.6.8
#4525 [22:16] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, he's also been told that he's MC will most likely not run
#4526 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Oh, okay then
#4527 [22:16] <gideon802> help
#4528 [22:16] <VoxelHead> Look, gideon802, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4529 [22:16] <zahnradfee> second question: often when I place a block it places another block too. that is very annoying. do you know why that is and what I can do against it?
#4530 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Portforward.com
#4531 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> zahnradfee - No idea.
#4532 [22:17] <zahnradfee> ok
#4533 [22:17] <whilgand> so i have to do the pastebin thing again?
#4534 [22:17] <Hollinater> greyvulpine plz answer or say something
#4535 [22:17] <whilgand> something
#4536 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - No, you've been told your computer won't be able to run minecraft.
#4537 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Try a different computer
#4538 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - I don't know what you want me to do with your mac version.
#4539 [22:17] <whilgand> it has for 2 weeks it works on other computers
#4540 [22:17] <Hollinater> u asked what it was
#4541 [22:18] <whilgand> is it too much memory to hold or something?
#4542 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Minecraft requires a pretty beefy video card, and updated drivers.
#4543 [22:18] <gideon802> how do i config my wireless router
#4544 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Portforward.com
#4545 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Are you sure there's no security software installed on your computer that may be blocking either java or minecraft from accessing the internet?
#4546 [22:19] <gideon802> not there a verisone where u typ a password and u can config if people go on
#4547 [22:19] <whilgand> so what you're telling me is i can't play minecraft on this laptop
#4548 [22:19] <Hollinater> u asked for it to see if there were any security things already in it i think
#4549 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> whilgand - Yes
#4550 [22:19] <whilgand> crap
#4551 [22:19] <whilgand> okay
#4552 [22:19] <Hollinater> i didnt add anything
#4553 [22:19] <zahnradfee> ok, thank you for your help, GreyVulpine
#4554 [22:19] <zahnradfee> good night to everybody
#4555 [22:19] <whilgand> well thanks for telling me
#4556 [22:19] <gideon802> so
#4557 [22:20] <gideon802> so what do i typ in the url
#4558 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - I don't understand the problem.
#4559 [22:20] <JohnEBH> gideon802, 192.168.2.1 192.168.1.1 192.168.0.1
#4560 [22:20] <JohnEBH> Try those >.>
#4561 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Are you looking to configure your router to port forward?
#4562 [22:20] <gideon802> ?
#4563 [22:20] <gideon802> 1 sec
#4564 [22:21] <Hollinater> so wat should i do
#4565 [22:21] <JohnEBH> Btw GreyVulpine non MC question, I noticed you choose what to pay for HumbleBundle...
#4566 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Quite honestly, I don't know.
#4567 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Not a mac person.
#4568 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> JohnEBH - Yeah
#4569 [22:21] <JohnEBH> Does it mean you can technically pay like $1 get it for like... $1?
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#4571 [22:21] <Hollinater> k thanks for ur time greyvulpine
#4572 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> I don't know, perhaps?
#4573 [22:22] <JohnEBH> Hmmm... When's your birthday? XD
#4574 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Didn't spend more than a few seconds on the page, found the link on Facebook.
#4575 [22:22] <Hollinater> JohnEBH when i go in browser to play the game it asks for verifcation to run i i verify it but then the game screen turnes white
#4576 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft's got its own group
#4577 [22:22] <Hollinater> can u help?
#4578 [22:22] <JohnEBH> Hollinater, have you reinstalled? XD
#4579 [22:23] <Hollinater> yep 7 times same result
#4580 [22:23] <JohnEBH> Hollinater, Have you updated your graphics drivers?
#4581 [22:23] <Hollinater> were do i find the graphics drivers
#4582 [22:24] <JohnEBH> Well you're on a mac, so I would assume the Apple Software Updater should handle it...
#4583 [22:24] * GreyVulpine nods
#4583 [22:24] <JohnEBH> otherwise if you know what graphics card you have, you can get it manually... Depending =P
#4584 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
#4585 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> It's all done through the apple updater
#4586 [22:25] <JohnEBH> So simple T.T
#4587 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Yet so buggy
#4588 [22:25] <Hollinater> nothing to update
#4589 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Rawr... Starts to wonder if Java is even installed...
#4590 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Is it?
#4591 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Lol
#4592 [22:25] <Hollinater> it is
#4593 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Ok
#4594 [22:26] <Hollinater> java applet is wat is called
#4595 [22:26] <JohnEBH> And if software updater isn't updating it, I guess it's also latest...
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#4597 [22:27] <JohnEBH> Idk, never used a mac ^.^"
#4598 [22:27] <Hollinater> voxelhead when i go in browser to play the game it asks for verifcation to run i i verify it but then the game screen turnes white
#4599 [22:27] <Hollinater> voxelhead when i go in browser to play the game it asks for verifcation to run i i verify it but then the game screen turnes white
#4600 [22:28] <Hollinater> sorry did it twice
#4601 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot, it won't be able to respond
#4602 [22:28] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#4603 [22:28] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4604 [22:28] <Hollinater> oh cool
#4605 [22:28] * JohnEBH pokes VoxelHead
#4605 [22:28] <Hollinater> that helps a lot
#4606 [22:28] * JohnEBH pokes AuBot
#4606 [22:28] <JohnEBH> Heehee
#4607 [22:29] <Hollinater> i wasted 21 bucks
#4608 [22:29] <Hollinater> great
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#4610 [22:29] <Hollinater> ur welcome minecraft
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#4612 [22:29] <Harry59blue> heah um I have a problem with connecting to minecraft multiplayer servers.....
#4613 [22:30] <Hollinater> who doesnt
#4614 [22:30] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, so when's your B-Day again? XD
#4615 [22:30] <Harry59blue> lol....
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#4617 [22:30] <Harry59blue> when i go to connect it gives me the danm time out thing
#4618 [22:30] <Hollinater> who doesnt get that
#4619 [22:30] <JohnEBH> Harry59blue, Uhhh, hold up...
#4620 [22:31] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, Someone needs a server IP to connect to >.<"
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#4622 [22:31] <gideon802> hi
#4623 [22:31] <gideon802> im back
#4624 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers/specific
#4625 [22:31] <VoxelHead> smp/servers/specific: Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#4626 [22:31] <Harry59blue> well it worked just fine yesterday soo
#4627 [22:31] <JohnEBH> Harry59blue, Try that ^^
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#4629 [22:32] <Harry59blue> ok hold on
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#4631 [22:32] <killmymother> hey im new and i cant figure out were to dowload minecraft i bought it but it only tells were to download that title screen could anyone give me a link to were i can download the actral game?
#4632 [22:32] <Jonsterman> I need help
#4633 [22:32] <JohnEBH> ?? sak
#4634 [22:32] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#4635 [22:32] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4636 [22:32] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4637 [22:32] <gideon802> how do you acsess a vonage router on the internet so u can work on ur internets connection
#4638 [22:32] <Jonsterman> When I log on to minecraft it loads
#4639 [22:32] <JohnEBH> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4640 [22:33] <killmymother> thx
#4641 [22:33] <killmymother> no
#4642 [22:33] <killmymother> not that lol
#4643 [22:33] <JohnEBH> ??> Jonsterman win/reinst/bat
#4644 [22:33] <gideon802> so anyhelp
#4645 [22:33] <Jonsterman> but when i get to the menu the monitor freezes
#4646 [22:33] <VoxelHead> Jonsterman: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4647 [22:33] <VoxelHead> Jonsterman: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4648 [22:33] <JohnEBH> killmymother, You mean the .minecraft files?
#4649 [22:33] <killmymother> i k that but i cant find how to download the game not the side brozer
#4650 [22:33] <Harry59blue> yay
#4651 [22:33] <Hollinater> greyvulpine i have a totally different problem on pc and 1/4 of the left side of the buttons dnt work ur smart on comuters so i thought id ask
#4652 [22:33] <Jonsterman> and i need to restart
#4653 [22:33] <Cawley22> I am trying to play Minecraft and every time I try to play the game loads, then black screens, then closes, and I get an error on my desktop telling me there is an access violation. I have reinstalled java and MC several times, and my video card driver is up to date.
#4654 [22:34] <Harry59blue> shadow craft worked ty
#4655 [22:34] <Hollinater> its a microsoft
#4656 [22:34] <JohnEBH> Jonsterman, I'm not so sure minecraft can run on your PC
#4657 [22:34] <JohnEBH> ??> Jonsterman retro
#4658 [22:34] <VoxelHead> Jonsterman: (retro) Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#4659 [22:34] <VoxelHead> Jonsterman: (retro) Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#4660 [22:34] <JohnEBH> Harry59blue, Np
#4661 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Not sure what you're asking
#4662 [22:35] <Hollinater> its not in minecraft
#4663 [22:35] <JohnEBH> killmymother, Um what files are you looking to download?
#4664 [22:35] <Hollinater> my pc keybord or part of it doesnt work
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#4666 [22:35] <Cawley22> Anyone have input on my problem?
#4667 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Hollinater - Might be broken then, I can't really fix hardware probelms
#4668 [22:36] <Hollinater> and sometimes they work for a day or two if im lucky
#4669 [22:36] <killmymother> hey im new and i cant figure out were to dowload minecraft i bought it but it only tells were to download that title screen could anyone give me a link to were i can download the actral game? i get were to download theside brozer but i dont get were to download the game when i look on google i cant find anything but things that are sopose to hack mine craft :
#4670 [22:36] <JohnEBH> ??> Cawley22 win/reinst/bat
#4671 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Cawley22: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4672 [22:36] <killmymother> #
#4673 [22:36] <VoxelHead> Cawley22: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4674 [22:36] <Hollinater> dont think its broken for that reason
#4675 [22:36] <DopeGhoti> ??> killmymother win/client
#4676 [22:36] <VoxelHead> killmymother: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#4677 [22:36] <JohnEBH> killmymother, You have to download it via launcher or website
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#4679 [22:36] <Hollinater> i hate computers
#4680 [22:36] <Hollinater> there so damn dificult
#4681 [22:36] <JohnEBH> killmymother, Files are stored in the .minecraft directory in appdata
#4682 [22:37] <JohnEBH> brb
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#4684 [22:37] <Hollinater> and i dont hav money to get someone to fix things so im basictly fucked for ever
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#4686 [22:39] <mib_q55q4h> hi in my terminal bash when i type java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui it says Unable to access jarfile minecraft_server.jar how do i fix?
#4687 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Are you inputting that command in the same directory where you have minecraft_server.jar?
#4688 [22:39] <DopeGhoti> mib_q55q4h: you have to run that command from the same location as the server jarfile
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#4690 [22:41] <mib_q55q4h> yes im literally pasting what i just sent u in the terminal dash after i have input everything but that
#4691 [22:41] * almostroot just added rules to his firewall at work to block Hamachi on the entire campus. Muahahahahaha!
#4691 [22:41] <DopeGhoti> mib_q55q4h: if you run `ls *jar`; do you see the jarfile?
#4692 [22:41] <DopeGhoti> almostroot: I heartily approve!
#4693 [22:42] * GreyVulpine high-fives almostroot.
#4693 [22:42] <DopeGhoti> almostroot: except for the whole breaking of 1/253rd of the internet thing.
#4694 [22:42] <DopeGhoti> since now there are actual sites at the 5.0.0.0/8 IPs
#4695 [22:42] <almostroot> I kept seeing MY programming and networking students using it! Despite my rants, I still saw traffic, so it died.
#4696 [22:43] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4696 [22:43] * DopeGhoti gives almostroot a gold star.
#4696 [22:43] <mib_q55q4h> how do i do that dopeghoti?
#4697 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_q55q4h - At your terminal, type in: ls *jar
#4698 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com the results.
#4699 [22:44] <mib_q55q4h> how do i make a star
#4700 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Ctrl-8
#4701 [22:44] <almostroot> Our network support office gave me new permissions and VPN access to the management vlan. I figured I might as well use them.
#4702 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> er, shift
#4703 [22:45] <mib_q55q4h> im to stupid for this i quit if you could put a help video on youtube and link it to the minecraft site i think it would help
#4704 [22:46] <DopeGhoti> . . .
#4705 [22:46] * DopeGhoti has no words.
#4705 [22:46] <Cawley22> Minecraft reinstall bat did not fix the problem.
#4706 [22:46] <mib_q55q4h> lol idk how to do that
#4707 [22:46] <Cawley22> In reference too.... I am trying to play Minecraft and every time I try to play the game loads, then black screens, then closes, and I get an error on my desktop telling me there is an access violation. I have reinstalled java and MC several times, and my video card driver is up to date.
#4708 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> Cawley22 - Please pastebin.com the error report, give us the address to it
#4709 [22:47] <Cawley22> Ok
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#4711 [22:47] <Cawley22> http://pastebin.com/Np3bqze6
#4712 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> Cawley22 - How did you check to make sure your video drivers are up to date?
#4713 [22:49] <Cawley22> Control Panel -> Device Manager -> MY VIDEO CARD -> Check for updates(?)
#4714 [22:49] <DopeGhoti> That nearly never works
#4715 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Thought so. Windows update/device manager will never check for the most recent video drivers
#4716 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Looks like you have an ATI video card, yes?
#4717 [22:50] <Cawley22> Ok, I have an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870.
#4718 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> Please update it at:
#4719 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> Cawley22 gpu/amd
#4720 [22:50] <VoxelHead> Cawley22: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#4721 [22:52] <DopeGhoti> "Mobility". This might not end spectacularly well.
#4722 [22:52] <Cawley22> Alright downloading AMD Catalyst Mobility 91.1mb
#4723 [22:52] <DopeGhoti> g'luck!
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#4726 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> As long as it's not Intel, or SiS, or an ATI rage, we're good.
#4727 [22:53] <Cawley22> Its a laptop so it has to be mobile =p
#4728 [22:53] <yoyoyoyo> hey guys
#4729 [22:53] <b0xxy> SiS
#4730 [22:53] <yoyoyoyo> I have a rather old laptop and I wanna run Minecraft on it.
#4731 [22:53] * GreyVulpine wonders if there's anybody out there still using a voodoo card.
#4731 [22:53] <b0xxy> now i aint heard of that in ages
#4732 [22:54] <yoyoyoyo> what're the minimum requirements?
#4733 [22:54] <mib_68yycr> hi i am lagging and i have all my updates done
#4734 [22:54] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: don't forget S3.
#4735 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Oh right.
#4736 [22:54] <DopeGhoti> or Trident!
#4737 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Hah, haven't heard of trident in forever
#4738 [22:54] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: Want one?
#4739 [22:54] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: my old server still runs with its trusty, beloved, Voodoo3
#4740 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Oh geez, really?
#4741 [22:54] <almostroot> DopeGhoti: Have one of those too. From an ancient Sun machine.
#4742 [22:55] <almostroot> The S3 that is.
#4743 [22:55] <DopeGhoti> why not? All it renders is text nowadays.
#4744 [22:55] <yoyoyoyo> does anyone know the minimum requirements for Mincraft SP?
#4745 [22:55] <almostroot> ??> yoyoyoyo requirements
#4746 [22:55] <VoxelHead> yoyoyoyo: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#4747 [22:55] <DopeGhoti> I remember my first week working at a computer shop, and the owner was speccing out this system for a gamer, and I saw what he was selling
#4748 [22:55] <mib_68yycr> does anyone know why i might be lagging
#4749 [22:55] <DopeGhoti> I was unable to not blurt out "S3 Virge?!" with great disgust
#4750 [22:56] <DopeGhoti> ...I may or may not have lost him that sale.
#4751 [22:56] <almostroot> mib_68yycr: Can we get details?
#4752 [22:56] <yoyoyoyo> @VoxelHead Thanks for the info.
#4753 [22:56] <almostroot> yoyoyoyo: VoxelHead is a bot.
#4754 [22:57] <VoxelHead> you're still welcome though
#4755 [22:57] <yoyoyoyo> right...
#4756 [22:57] <yoyoyoyo> thanks anyway
#4757 [22:57] <almostroot> Stop stealing m thunder, VoxelHead!
#4758 [22:57] * VoxelHead grins
#4758 [22:57] <killmymother> hey
#4759 [22:58] <yoyoyoyo> I'll be surprised if a bot like VoxelHead could write an essay.
#4760 [22:58] <killmymother> i downloaded it but when i try to log in it says not downloaded
#4761 [22:58] <yoyoyoyo> :P
#4762 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> !wiki minecraft
#4763 [22:58] <killmymother> what do i need to downlaod?
#4764 [22:58] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft
#4765 [22:58] <GreyBot> Minecraft is a sandbox building indie video game written in Java originally by Swedish creator Markus "Notch" Persson and now by his company, Mojang, formed from the proceeds of the game. It was released on May 17, 2009, with a Beta on December 20, 2010. Official releases for iOS and Android are currently in development to be released later in 2011 along with a
#4766 [22:58] <GreyBot> full version of the game; the Android release will be temporarily exclusive to the Xperia Play. A version of the game for the Xbox 360 with Kinect support is under development by 4J Studios.
#4767 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> You were saying?
#4768 [22:58] <DopeGhoti> Write != copy.
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#4770 [22:58] <squiggy> is there a way to change your screen name?
#4771 [22:58] <mib_68yycr> well everytime i try to play i start to lag and then it gets worse as i go and then i can play because it gets to where it wont move
#4772 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> No
#4773 [22:58] <VoxelHead> Now is the winter of #minecrafthelp's discontent.
#4774 [22:58] <almostroot> squiggy: No way to change your account name.
#4775 [22:59] <yoyoyoyo> DopeGhoti, you know C++?
#4776 [22:59] <squiggy> nooooooooo
#4777 [22:59] <DopeGhoti> Some.
#4778 [22:59] * almostroot thinks VoxelHead is powered by an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters.
#4778 [22:59] <Cawley22> Ok driver is updated.
#4779 [22:59] <squiggy> but i want my name not to be my actual name
#4780 [22:59] <yoyoyoyo> sweet, I taught myself the basics
#4781 [22:59] <VoxelHead> We could not afford infinite monkeys, only 26,000 or so.
#4782 [22:59] * almostroot wishes object oriented programming would die already.
#4782 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Or just one really smart one.
#4783 [22:59] <yoyoyoyo> then ended up taking a class on it
#4784 [22:59] <killmymother> hey i downloaded the minecraft lancher but when i try to log in it says i have not downloaded somthing what do i need to download? :(?
#4785 [22:59] * GreyVulpine kicks DG behind the curtain
#4785 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Did you pay for minecraft?
#4786 [23:00] <almostroot> killmymother: Allow it to download.
#4787 [23:00] <killmymother> yz
#4788 [23:00] <killmymother> ya
#4789 [23:00] <VoxelHead> ow!
#4790 [23:00] <DopeGhoti> I mean ow!
#4791 [23:00] <killmymother> i did
#4792 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Then what error do you get besides "not downloaded"?
#4793 [23:00] <killmymother> none
#4794 [23:00] <killmymother> below thelog in it says not downloaded
#4795 [23:00] <yoyoyoyo> Downloaded~
#4796 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - What does it say to the left of not downloaded?
#4797 [23:01] <yoyoyoyo> thanks bots. it's been nice.
#4798 [23:01] <killmymother> nothing
#4799 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> Nothing?
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#4801 [23:01] <killmymother> nothing
#4802 [23:02] <killmymother> only not downloaded
#4803 [23:02] <killmymother> is their anything else you got to download besides the minecraft brozer?
#4804 [23:02] <|Kiichan|> minecraft itself? (which the app downloads) and java (which you shoudl have installed already)
#4805 [23:03] <killmymother> ya
#4806 [23:03] <killmymother> i havnt
#4807 [23:03] <killmymother> i dont got the acle game downloaded
#4808 [23:04] <Cawley22> GreyVulpine that worked, Had to upgrade driver through AMD.
#4809 [23:04] <killmymother> you got a link :(
#4810 [23:04] <Cawley22> Thanks so much.
#4811 [23:04] <killmymother> ?
#4812 [23:04] <|Kiichan|> the loader downloads the game.
#4813 [23:04] <GreyVulpine> Cawley22 - Glad to hear it
#4814 [23:04] <killmymother> than y is it not working?
#4815 [23:05] <killmymother> do i got to press somthing?
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#4817 [23:05] <darkkrai> Anyone else experiencing problems using the Sun JRE 7 (official release) and the proprietary catalyst driver? http://paste.pocoo.org/show/448542/
#4818 [23:05] <|Kiichan|> you have to press 'yes' or ;sure' when it says it wants to.
#4819 [23:05] <killmymother> it never said it did
#4820 [23:06] <|Kiichan|> try a force update?
#4821 [23:06] <killmymother> ok
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#4824 [23:06] <killmymother> it says will force dose that mean its doing somthing :3?
#4825 [23:07] <missive> hello
#4826 [23:07] <missive> i was wondering if anyone knew of a good mcmmo server?
#4827 [23:07] <|Kiichan|> it meansd it will when you log in.
#4828 [23:07] <killmymother> i cant
#4829 [23:08] <killmymother> it says notdownloaded when i try
#4830 [23:08] <|Kiichan|> you cant click the login button?
#4831 [23:08] <killmymother> yes i can
#4832 [23:08] <killmymother> but when i do my stuff and press login it dosnt let me and it says not downloaded
#4833 [23:08] <almostroot> missive: Try asking in #smp
#4834 [23:08] <killmymother> ?
#4835 [23:09] <|Kiichan|> you just tryed it after clickign force update?
#4836 [23:10] <|Kiichan|> because forceupdate makes it redownload everything
#4837 [23:10] <killmymother> dosnt work
#4838 [23:11] <killmymother> all it says when i click it is foceing
#4839 [23:11] <mib_68yycr> every time i try to download minecraft it says the file is not backed up and how do i download it and i do not want to play it in the brower
#4840 [23:11] <killmymother> i mean will force
#4841 [23:12] <|Kiichan|> the force update button changed to will force when you click it. it does the download when you log in.
#4842 [23:12] <killmymother> nope
#4843 [23:12] <|Kiichan|> have you tried the alternate loader?
#4844 [23:12] <killmymother> dosnt do anything for me
#4845 [23:12] <killmymother> what alteritive loader?
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#4847 [23:13] <|Kiichan|> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4848 [23:13] <killmymother> k
#4849 [23:13] <mib_68yycr> i tryed to download it but it wont
#4850 [23:13] <killmymother> wich one should i download?
#4851 [23:13] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: hi
#4852 [23:13] <FOTEPX> Hey, every time I open Minecraft it crashes. I think DirectX is buggered.
#4853 [23:13] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: erm, can you give me the output of uname -a
#4854 [23:14] <|Kiichan|> killmymother: since i asume you downloaded the first one, then try the other one
#4855 [23:14] <killmymother> k
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#4857 [23:14] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai
#4858 [23:14] <darkkrai> lukegb: sure
#4859 [23:14] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::P
#4860 [23:14] <darkkrai> Linux tank 2.6.39-ck #1 SMP PREEMPT Tue Jul 26 21:05:44 EDT 2011 x86_64 Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q 740 @ 1.73GHz GenuineIntel GNU/Linux
#4861 [23:15] <delsol> Does this channel help with redstone wiring issues and support?
#4862 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yeah, thought as much.
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#4864 [23:15] <darkkrai> 64 bit? :P
#4865 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mhm
#4866 [23:15] <darkkrai> yeah
#4867 [23:15] <|Kiichan|> dunno if we do officially.. but i like to help with redstone :P
#4868 [23:15] <b0xxy> wats the best singleplayer mod to spawn items?
#4869 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> tmi
#4870 [23:15] <darkkrai> I'm installing the 32 bit catalyst drivers atm
#4871 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: okay, cd ~/.minecraft/natives/liblwjgl.so
#4872 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :damn
#4873 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: okay, cd ~/.minecraft/natives/
#4874 [23:15] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Don't bother just yet ;P
#4875 [23:16] <FOTEPX> @b0xxy I'd say Invedit, but you shouldn't be asking that, since inventory editing/item spawning isn't supported by Mojang.
#4876 [23:16] <|Kiichan|> b0xxy: we dont really help with mods.... but Too Many Items is idiotproof.
#4877 [23:16] <mib_68yycr> i tryed but still nothing
#4878 [23:16] <stomper> where can i find the most updated list of server ips?
#4879 [23:16] <darkkrai> .minecraft/bin/natives ?
#4880 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> stomper smp/servers
#4881 [23:16] <VoxelHead> stomper: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4882 [23:16] <VoxelHead> stomper: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4883 [23:16] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: that one! I'm half asleep, k? :P
#4884 [23:16] <darkkrai> haha
#4885 [23:16] <darkkrai> its fine
#4886 [23:16] <darkkrai> alrightm I'm there
#4887 [23:16] <FOTEPX> Anyway, could somebody link me to the latest version of DirectX? I think DirectX is what's crashing MC.
#4888 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> MC doesn't use directx
#4889 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> It uses OpenGL
#4890 [23:17] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: okay, can you ls -la everything in there for me, and pastebin it?
#4891 [23:17] <darkkrai> sure
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#4893 [23:17] <darkkrai> lukegb: http://paste.pocoo.org/show/448547/
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#4895 [23:18] <Product> Hey almostroot :)
#4896 [23:18] <Product> Watsup everyone.
#4897 [23:18] <Product> My problem is fixed and server is working awesome :)
#4898 [23:18] <almostroot> Hola. Awesone.
#4899 [23:18] <Product> Thanks to the best guy ever almostroot :)
#4900 [23:18] <almostroot> Awesome*
#4901 [23:18] <Product> Yeah :)
#4902 [23:18] <almostroot> Yeah... about that.
#4903 [23:19] * GreyVulpine cheers almostroot on.
#4903 [23:19] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :okay, mkdir blah; mv *.so blah; mv blah/*64.so ./; ln -s liblwjgl64.so liblwjgl.so; ln -s libopenal64.so libopenal.so; ln -s libjinput-linux64.so libjinput-linux.so
#4904 [23:19] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :almostroot: you're not quite there. Try suing :P
#4905 [23:19] <killmymother> ok i still can find out how
#4906 [23:19] <killmymother> can you give me a direct link to the lattest vurson?
#4907 [23:19] <Product> :D almostroot, you think it is a good VPS ?
#4908 [23:19] <JohnEBH> almostroot, Is the bset person I've ever known
#4909 [23:20] <mib_hxurf9> why is it that when my friend plays minecraft on a server he cant chat or pick up blocks?
#4910 [23:20] <almostroot> Nice typo on my part.
#4911 [23:20] <JohnEBH> Best*
#4912 [23:20] <JohnEBH> Lol
#4913 [23:20] <Product> JohnEBH: Me too :)
#4914 [23:20] <JohnEBH> I could leave you out Product >.>"
#4915 [23:20] <JohnEBH> Loool
#4916 [23:20] <Product> almostroot: Oh ok thank you :)
#4917 [23:20] <Product> JohnEBH: I bet you like me too John :P
#4918 [23:20] <killmymother> can you give me a direct link to the lattest vurson?
#4919 [23:21] <JohnEBH> Psh >.> I could live without you!
#4920 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - There is no direct link. To download minecraft, you need to log in successfully via the launcher
#4921 [23:21] <Product> JohnEBH: You wouldn't survive for 10 seconds without me.
#4922 [23:21] <killmymother> the via lancher dosnt work for me /:
#4923 [23:21] <darkkrai> same error, luke :c
#4924 [23:22] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :o.o
#4925 [23:22] <Product> Brb 2 mins guys, going to configure the server :) Everyone is happy at www.haxcraft.com thanks to fullroot :)
#4926 [23:22] <killmymother> :/
#4927 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Do you see either of these error messages? http://imgur.com/6dBel
#4928 [23:22] <killmymother> ill look at them
#4929 [23:22] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: file `which java`
#4930 [23:23] <darkkrai> /opt/java/bin/java: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), dynamically linked (uses shared libs), for GNU/Linux 2.6.9, stripped
#4931 [23:23] <killmymother> ya i do grey mother
#4932 [23:23] <killmymother> the botom one
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#4934 [23:23] <syduck98> hello?
#4935 [23:23] <VoxelHead> Look, syduck98, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#4937 [23:23] <syduck98> can someone help me with somthing?
#4938 [23:23] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: now file ~/.minecraft/bin/natives/*
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#4940 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - You know why?
#4941 [23:24] <syduck98> is there someone that can help me?
#4942 [23:24] <killmymother> y?
#4943 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Check your system time and date...
#4944 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> [killmymother TIME reply]: 22:23:49 28-Jul-2012
#4945 [23:24] <syduck98> like someone that works for mc or somthing
#4946 [23:24] <killmymother> whats wrong with my time?
#4947 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - We're community-run support here, nobody here works for Mojang.
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#4949 [23:24] <mib_1ri02w> java loads and then just a black screen. help
#4950 [23:24] <darkkrai> lukegb: http://paste.pocoo.org/show/448550/
#4951 [23:24] <syduck98> :/
#4952 [23:25] <syduck98> i bought minecraft, it says purachase complete and then i login and it says im not premium
#4953 [23:25] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_1ri02w win/reinst/bat
#4954 [23:25] <syduck98> and the 20 dollars is off my card
#4955 [23:25] <VoxelHead> mib_1ri02w: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4956 [23:25] <VoxelHead> mib_1ri02w: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4957 [23:25] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: hmm
#4958 [23:25] <JohnEBH> syduck98, Username please?
#4959 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - Did you get any emails at all?
#4960 [23:25] <syduck98> syduck98
#4961 [23:25] <syduck98> no
#4962 [23:25] <JohnEBH> !paid syduck98
#4963 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - Did you purchase an account, or a gift code?
#4964 [23:25] <mib_1ri02w> thanks, am trying now
#4965 [23:25] <syduck98> an account
#4966 [23:25] <syduck98> no, wait... i logged in and bought it
#4967 [23:25] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: I'm stumped. Try the 32-bit Catalyst drivers, I guess :P
#4968 [23:26] <killmymother> no i didnt
#4969 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - Could you log into your minecraft.net account, check your profile page there, and look at the bottom, make sure there's no gift code listed there.
#4970 [23:26] <killmymother> i botr it
#4971 [23:26] <killmymother> bought
#4972 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Correct your time and date.
#4973 [23:26] <killmymother> it
#4974 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> [killmymother TIME reply]: 22:23:49 28-Jul-2012
#4975 [23:26] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wait
#4976 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Your computer's year is off
#4977 [23:26] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: ldd /home/chrassidy/.minecraft/bin/natives/liblwjgl.so
#4978 [23:26] <syduck98> no email
#4979 [23:26] <syduck98> no gift code
#4980 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - When did you buy it?
#4981 [23:27] <syduck98> a little over an hour ago i think
#4982 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - It's been known to take 4-6 hours for the payment to go through. Be patient
#4983 [23:27] <syduck98> will i get the email though?
#4984 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Check back in a day, if you still haven't gotten premium, go to http://www.minecraft.net/support
#4985 [23:27] <syduck98> because it gave me access to the full bersion
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#4987 [23:27] <darkkrai> lukegb: I have to go :/
#4988 [23:27] <mib_1ri02w> worked!!!!! Thanks guys. you rock
#4989 [23:27] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darkkrai: ah, okay
#4990 [23:27] <darkkrai> thanks for your help though
#4991 [23:27] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :bye :P
#4992 [23:28] <darkkrai> I'll let you know if anything comes up
#4993 [23:28] <darkkrai> or if I fix it :D
#4994 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - access to the full bersion?
#4995 [23:28] <syduck98> yes
#4996 [23:28] <syduck98> like its different.. its not minecraft sp
#4997 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> How do you mean?
#4998 [23:28] <syduck98> when i open it it asks me to login with a password
#4999 [23:28] <syduck98> unlike teh beta
#5000 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Um... that is the beta version
#5001 [23:28] <syduck98> with the offical links
#5002 [23:29] <killmymother> can i have the time one more time
#5003 [23:29] <syduck98> community links and somthing about twitter
#5004 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> If you were using MinecraftSP.exe, you were using a pirated version before, which could cause problems
#5005 [23:29] <syduck98> wen i said beta i ment free version
#5006 [23:29] <killmymother> can i have the time one more time
#5007 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Correct your system's date, it thinks it's 2012.
#5008 [23:30] <syduck98> it says its not downloaded yet im using it -_-
#5009 [23:30] <killmymother> Saturday, ‎July ‎28, ‎2012 10:24?
#5010 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Yes, what year is it killmymother?
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#5012 [23:30] <killmymother> 1012
#5013 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> Are we in 2012?
#5014 [23:30] <killmymother> :3
#5015 [23:30] <killmymother> ya
#5016 [23:30] <killmymother> lol
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#5018 [23:30] <syduck98> hmm should i try deleting my fake versions of minecraft?
#5019 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - I'm not going to say anything.
#5020 [23:31] <syduck98> why?
#5021 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> We kinda frown upon people pirating minecraft around here.
#5022 [23:31] <syduck98> well i had to try it first
#5023 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh.
#5024 [23:31] <syduck98> i wasnt gonna spend 20 dollars on that
#5025 [23:31] <syduck98> if i didnt even know wut it was about
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#5027 [23:31] <mib_sg5asx> Problem
#5028 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> Solution
#5029 [23:32] <killmymother> so how do i corect the time to the exact ?
#5030 [23:32] <syduck98> so you guys think im scum cuz i downloaded a 'demo' in a way?
#5031 [23:32] <mib_sg5asx> Bought minecraft without an account
#5032 [23:32] <syduck98> thats nice
#5033 [23:32] <killmymother> so how do i corect the time to the exact ?
#5034 [23:32] <mib_sg5asx> can i connect them?
#5035 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - change the date to 2011?
#5036 [23:32] <killmymother> oh lol
#5037 [23:33] <syduck98> so your really not gonna help me? :(
#5038 [23:33] <killmymother> 7/28/2011
#5039 [23:33] <mib_sg5asx> I bought minecraft. but unsure if i was even signed in to an account. wont let me download or play in browser. what do i do?
#5040 [23:33] <killmymother> ?
#5041 [23:33] <syduck98> i just wasted 20 dollars anyway...
#5042 [23:33] <killmymother> 7/28/2011 ?
#5043 [23:33] <syduck98> if it helps im on a mac
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#5045 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - For all I know, you downloaded one of the many pirated versions of minecraft that could have redirected your purchase to some other site.
#5046 [23:34] <killmymother> LOL
#5047 [23:34] <syduck98> nope i went directly to minecraft.net
#5048 [23:34] <killmymother> it works now :3
#5049 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> We've seen quite a few trojaned minecraft downloads around here.
#5050 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> killmymother - Glad to hear it
#5051 [23:34] <mib_sg5asx> may i get help
#5052 [23:34] <syduck98> trojaned?
#5053 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> !def trojan
#5054 [23:34] <GreyBot> Word: trojan [Tro·jan]
#5055 [23:34] <GreyBot> Noun:  A native or inhabitant of ancient Troy.
#5056 [23:34] <GreyBot> Noun:  A person of courageous determination or energy.
#5057 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> bleh.
#5058 [23:34] <mib_eicwq1> i need help i purchased minecraft today but when i go to login and play it, it says im not premium and then has in paratheses "not Downloaded" but i downloaded it already. it also said i would receive a confirmation email and it hasnt happened yet. its been
#5059 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> basically a virus packaged in a program
#5060 [23:35] <syduck98> i have the same probelm mib
#5061 [23:35] <mib_sg5asx> same^
#5062 [23:35] <syduck98> same exact problem as you
#5063 [23:35] <mib_eicwq1> * 5 hours since purchase and nothing yet
#5064 [23:35] <syduck98> oh mines only been alittle over an hour
#5065 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_eicwq1 - Have you checked your payment institution, made sure money was sent to Mojang AB?
#5066 [23:36] <DopeGhoti> mib_eicwq1: what means did you use for your purchase?
#5067 [23:36] <mib_eicwq1> Visa gift card
#5068 [23:36] <syduck98> american express prepaid gift card
#5069 [23:36] <DopeGhoti> ?? prepaid
#5070 [23:36] <VoxelHead> prepaid: Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#5071 [23:36] <mib_eicwq1> yeah
#5072 [23:36] <syduck98> ?
#5073 [23:36] <mib_sg5asx> I did the same. but used visa?
#5074 [23:36] * DopeGhoti points up three lines.
#5074 [23:36] <mib_sg5asx> but mine has the same "premium" problem
#5075 [23:36] <mib_eicwq1> but it said purchase complete
#5076 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> chcek the balance of the card
#5077 [23:37] <killmymother> GreyVulpine - thx :D
#5078 [23:37] <syduck98> it had 50 dollars on it, it said confirmed, i now have 28.05
#5079 [23:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> syduck98 payment
#5080 [23:37] <syduck98> yet it still doesnt work
#5081 [23:37] <VoxelHead> syduck98: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5082 [23:37] <VoxelHead> syduck98: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
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#5084 [23:37] <syduck98> okay...
#5085 [23:37] <Snarled> I have the same problem. I bought it. says i did. used visa. but when i try to download is says its not premium?
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#5087 [23:38] <syduck98> okay, 3 people in the past 5 minutes
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#5089 [23:38] <syduck98> there is probobly a bug or somthing running around in the site
#5090 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> There isn't
#5091 [23:38] <syduck98> a problem?
#5092 [23:38] <DopeGhoti> no, it just takes time for transactions to be processed.
#5093 [23:38] <DopeGhoti> once again
#5094 [23:38] <DopeGhoti> ?? paymenyt
#5095 [23:38] <DopeGhoti> ?? payment
#5096 [23:38] <syduck98> 3 people in 5 minutes with the same exact problem?
#5097 [23:38] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5098 [23:38] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#5099 [23:38] <syduck98> i find that a little suspicious
#5100 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> syduck98 - We've seen this time and time again.
#5101 [23:39] <syduck98> my friend ironore did it and it worked within a few minutes
#5102 [23:39] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/bother
#5103 [23:39] <DopeGhoti> ??> everyone dont/bother
#5104 [23:39] <VoxelHead> everyone: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#5105 [23:39] <syduck98> i am listening
#5106 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> People are either too impatient, or they're using a payment method that isn't supported, or their financial institution hasn't finished processing the transaction
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#5108 [23:40] <syduck98> okay, so by tomorrow if it doesnt work i an send an email to payment@mojang.com?
#5109 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> Head to http://www.minecraft.net/support
#5110 [23:40] <syduck98> thats how i got here
#5111 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> You'll see Account -> premium there, fill out the form there if you're still not premium
#5112 [23:41] <Wow> i used my debit card/giftcard i got and it says that it could not deduct the money or something
#5113 [23:41] <mib_eicwq1> i checked my card and it hasnt been debited yet
#5114 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> Gift cards generally won't work for purchasing minecraft.
#5115 [23:42] <Wow> oh
#5116 [23:42] <mib_eicwq1> why?
#5117 [23:42] <Wow> my friends worked?
#5118 [23:42] <DopeGhoti> ??> Wow prepaid
#5119 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Wow: (prepaid) Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#5120 [23:42] <Wow> oh
#5121 [23:43] <Wow> and yes it was a 25 dollar prepaid
#5122 [23:43] <mib_eicwq1> then what do i use because i dont have a regular credit card
#5123 [23:43] <DopeGhoti> Paypal?
#5124 [23:43] <syduck98> it says i need a code thing
#5125 [23:43] <syduck98> transaction reciet
#5126 [23:43] <DopeGhoti> syduck98: you should have gotten one when you made the purchase.
#5127 [23:43] <syduck98> i didnt get one since i didnt get the email
#5128 [23:44] <DopeGhoti> if not, call the number on the back of your card and ask for a confirmation number for the transaction.
#5129 [23:44] <syduck98> nope... it just said purchase confirmed somthing about within the hour etc
#5130 [23:44] <Wow> im confused because my didnt work but my friends did
#5131 [23:44] <mib_eicwq1> i saw that paypal was hacked or something recently
#5132 [23:44] <DopeGhoti> Wow: Each company has its own fraud prevention policies.
#5133 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_eicwq1 - Paypal wasn't hacked recently
#5134 [23:45] <syduck98> imma go double check the american express site
#5135 [23:45] <mib_eicwq1> can i use my prepaid card through Paypal?
#5136 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Could try, but I don't think it'll work.
#5137 [23:46] <DopeGhoti> mib_eicwq1: get some cash, go to a bank, open an account. You will find it extraordinarily useful for many many things.
#5138 [23:47] <mib_eicwq1> thanks i guess
#5139 [23:47] <Wow> where was minecraft made?
#5140 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> Sweden
#5141 [23:49] <DopeGhoti> It's kind of sad how many people think that I am not being serious when I suggest getting a frelling bank account as a viable option for making online purchases.
#5142 [23:49] <syduck98> okay....
#5143 [23:50] <syduck98> im just gonna wait till tomorrow... if not ill buy it with a regular credit card
#5144 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> DG - Too much work for this generation.
#5145 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> You mean I actually have to talk to a real person? Blasphemy!
#5146 [23:50] * |Kiichan| thumbs up creation of a new power transmition idea.
#5146 [23:51] <DopeGhoti> as is calling the card issuer for a confirmation number, apparently
#5147 [23:51] <AG_Scott> I thought everyone had bank accounts now days :(
#5148 [23:51] <AG_Scott> It's impossible to do without one.
#5149 [23:51] <DopeGhoti> if that were teh case, '?? prepaid' would not have been one of the first FAQs added to the DB
#5150 [23:52] <AG_Scott> I'm having one of my "can't make up my mind moments".
#5151 [23:52] <AG_Scott> BoA has attractive online banking. My bank has horrific online banking but wonderful customer service. Everyone says BoA's customer service is crap.
#5152 [23:52] <|Kiichan|> not everyone has bank acounts. banks only want to deal with people that maker a steady amount of spare cash :P
#5153 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Not really true
#5154 [23:53] <raskull> here's a tricky question for you guys.. what *won't* mushrooms grow on.. glowstone and glass are kind of useless in the situation I need. Any other blocks?
#5155 [23:53] <raskull> basically I have a mushroom farm that's infecting the area it's in... and I would like to stop it with a block type that it won't spread over
#5156 [23:53] <AG_Scott> If you ever cash checks, it is in your interest to get an account.
#5157 [23:53] <AG_Scott> Almost every bank will charge you to cash a check otherwise XD
#5158 [23:54] <|Kiichan|> ras: light oprevents them from growing... just close off the farm itself
#5159 [23:54] <AG_Scott> I wish there was a chase branch near :(
#5160 [23:54] <Product> I'am back guys :)
#5161 [23:54] <DopeGhoti> I don't think they will grow in doorways
#5162 [23:54] <Product> Watsup everyone :)
#5163 [23:55] <Product> Finally today my problem was fixed :)
#5164 [23:55] <Wow> does my money on the card go to sweeden
#5165 [23:55] <Wow> ?
#5166 [23:55] <raskull> |Kiichan|: yeah, but why not just enclose the farm off? thing is the farm is in a room underground and it's not really feasable to block off that area
#5167 [23:55] <GreyVulpine> Wow _Yes
#5168 [23:56] <Product> Thanks everyone for supporting me for 6 days :)
#5169 [23:56] <|Kiichan|> raskull: willing to make a floor completely out of stairs or halfslabs?
#5170 [23:56] <Product> While I was waiting for almostroot the great guy :)
#5171 [23:57] <raskull> actually half slabs would work fine
#5172 [23:57] <raskull> just didn't want to use glass, because then the wiring for the restone torch light switch would be visible
#5173 [23:57] <|Kiichan|> understood.
#5174 [23:57] <raskull> thanks for the suggestion
#5175 [23:57] <|Kiichan|> :D
#5176 [23:59] <Wow> thankyou guys so much for your help. i know my problem. my card is for only use in the usa and since the money goes to sweede it gets denied