#MinecraftHelp > 2011-10-10
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#14 [00:25] <drewww> anyone know why my minecraft is showing weird seethrough borders to all blocks
#15 [00:26] <GreyVulpine> Yes, your graphics settings on your OS has antialiasing forced to a setting
#16 [00:26] <drewww> o
#17 [00:27] <TheNoodle> Grey, do you have steam?
#18 [00:27] <TheNoodle> Specifically a wishlist?
#19 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> Not with any games that I really want.
#20 [00:30] <TheNoodle> wanna add one?
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#22 [00:32] <drewww> thanks
#23 [00:33] <TheNoodle> Considering how much time you spend succesfully helping people, feel like you deserve something >.>
#24 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Don't know, really aren't any games that peak my interest at the moment
#25 [00:39] <TheNoodle> Anything you do want?
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#29 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> I seriously looked at most of all the genres I usually play, shooters, RPGs, adventure games... there's absolutely nothing that I really want.
#30 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: not even Skyward Sword?
#31 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Deus Ex was a neat game, played through it twice, haven't touched it since. Call of duty games have been boring since the first two games...
#32 [00:52] <VoxelHead> weee hoo hooo hooo! dootie
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#34 [00:52] <mohawk> !check
#35 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Was looking forward to BF3, until I found out my system couldn't handle it, my gaming rig's still got XP on it, needs Directx 10 or 11..
#36 [00:52] <mohawk> can someone try to connect t 96.48.44.121 my friend cant connect plz?
#37 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> !check 96.48.44.121
#38 [00:53] <mohawk> i know but my freind still cant connect
#39 [00:53] <mohawk> it says cant resolve hostname
#40 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> Check what he's actually putting in
#41 [00:54] <TheNoodle> That error means he either didn't type the address correctly or something has gone wrong with his isp.
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#43 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> note that it doesnt strip spaces. all server addresses are taken literally
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#46 [01:00] <JohnEBH> Get into RTS GreyVulpine! <:
#47 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> The only good RTS of this decade was supreme commander
#48 [01:01] <JohnEBH> Popular - SC2, Fun - Supreme Commander
#49 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Really the only RTS that resides permanently on my HDD
#50 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> I don't know, I'm still reserving the ability to render my decision on SC2. It's not a full game yet.
#51 [01:02] <JohnEBH> 2 More expansions =P
#52 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Once all the "expansions" are out, then we'll see.
#53 [01:02] <JohnEBH> Is that what you did with Broodwar? xD
#54 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Heck no. I bought Broodwars the day it was released
#55 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Starcraft was a full and complete game, with all campaigns released.
#56 [01:03] <JohnEBH> I wish I was born before they were released...
#57 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> What SC2 is doing right now.. bleh
#58 [01:05] <mau5ie> i loved broodwar :D
#59 [01:05] <JohnEBH> Custom maps aren't as fun as they were in Broodwar
#60 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Because blizzard screwed the modding community with SC2
#61 [01:06] <JohnEBH> Their videos on the possible maps that would come out looked awesome though
#62 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> No doubt.. but the size restrictions on custom maps uploaded, as well as the map browser kinda kicked that to the curb
#63 [01:07] <JohnEBH> There's a size restriction? Never knew that... Learning things everyday. I remember 50mb Broodwar maps! <3
#64 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, SC2 mappers only had a limited number of slots, and an overall size limit to the amount of maps they can upload, 10-50 megs or so
#65 [01:10] <GreyVulpine> I know they increased it at least once from all the gripe they were getting
#66 [01:10] <JohnEBH> Explains why I don't see such awesome maps from before now. Mapping community left because of restrictions >:
#67 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, Original Sc1/bw had crazy awesome custom maps. It's once of the reasons why I came back even after 10 years later to play
#68 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> I still have a folder, several gigs in size from all the maps I downloaded
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#70 [01:12] <JohnEBH> I remember deleting the maps to save on space when I still had a 20gig HDD
#71 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> Hah.
#72 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> The only maps I deleted, were the hundreds of lasertag maps, dozens of tower defense, and those danged cat vs mouse maps
#73 [01:13] <JohnEBH> Which seemed to have several updates but all looked the same? lol
#74 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> Hah, yeah
#75 [01:14] <JohnEBH> And the fastest maps. Ones that were recreated to fit clans and have their acronym in the middle =P
#76 [01:16] <Scott> Oh GreyVulpine, apparently #risucraft doesn't want us sending people there for mod issues unless they've looked for help elsewhere and can't find anything.
#77 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> Duly noted.
#78 [01:16] <JohnEBH> Great...
#79 [01:16] <Scott> Someone was complaining they got kicked for it so I went to ask and that's what i was told.
#80 [01:17] <TheNoodle> :/
#81 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, was pretty much inevitable.
#82 [01:17] <TheNoodle> So...where do we send them?
#83 [01:17] <TheNoodle> google? :P
#84 [01:18] <Scott> I suppose.
#85 [01:18] <Scott> or to the mcforums
#86 [01:19] <Scott> oh: http://minecraftirc.net/forum-22-page-1.html ;D
#87 [01:19] <TheNoodle> :D
#88 [01:19] <VoxelHead> :)
#89 [01:20] <TheNoodle> I was meaning to ask about the minimum spec requirements, don't you need more than 1gb to run minecraft without a custom launcher?
#90 [01:20] <Scott> ask Kealper
#91 [01:20] <Kealper> wat
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#93 [01:20] * TheNoodle points at question
#93 [01:20] <JohnEBH> I suggest the use of a lmgtfy script. =D
#94 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> Oi, I hate giving out support for mods at all. Way too many things can go wrong
#95 [01:20] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH mods
#96 [01:20] <JohnEBH> ??< mods
#97 [01:20] <JohnEBH> Nope?
#98 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> erm
#99 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#100 [01:20] <JohnEBH> Derp
#101 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> Oh, I sense a netsplit coming
#102 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> !ping
#103 [01:20] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine Your Ping time was 0.187 seconds.
#104 [01:20] <JohnEBH> !ping *1000000
#105 [01:20] <JohnEBH> !ping
#106 [01:20] <GreyBot> JohnEBH Your Ping time was 0.281 seconds.
#107 [01:20] <JohnEBH> A full .1 difference
#108 [01:20] <GreyVulpine> Oh, greybot's on the same leaf as me..
#109 [01:20] <JohnEBH> Why T-T
#110 [01:20] <JohnEBH> !ping
#111 [01:20] <GreyBot> JohnEBH Your Ping time was 0.125 seconds.
#112 [01:20] <JohnEBH> Yay!
#113 [01:21] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#114 [01:21] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#116 [01:21] <Scott> WOW
#117 [01:21] <JohnEBH> AHHH...
#118 [01:21] <Scott> spam
#119 [01:21] <JohnEBH> MY EYES.
#120 [01:21] <TheNoodle> what the balls just happened...
#121 [01:21] * TheNoodle cries
#121 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> One of the nodes was lagged out.
#122 [01:21] <TheNoodle> on my text size, that was two screens of spam.
#123 [01:21] <Scott> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9631803/Screenshots/ic3i.png lol
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#125 [01:21] <Kealper> holy crap aubot just SPAMMED it's dev channel with "such and such has activated flood protection in #channel"
#126 [01:21] <kermie> hey how do i play with ma friends online
#127 [01:22] <JohnEBH> kermie- On a server
#128 [01:22] <kermie> please explain how i do that
#129 [01:22] <kermie> i would like to play with my friend private
#130 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> Either find a server that you both can join, or you can run your own
#131 [01:22] <kermie> privately
#132 [01:22] <Scott> You need to either create a server or both connect to the same server.
#133 [01:22] <JohnEBH> ??> kermie smp/serversetup
#134 [01:22] <VoxelHead> kermie: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#135 [01:22] <VoxelHead> kermie: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#136 [01:22] <kermie> well we would like to make out own
#137 [01:22] <Scott> I need to write a FAQ about that.
#138 [01:22] <JohnEBH> I actually remembered it =P
#139 [01:23] <kermie> gay just tell me heh i am to lazy to read and look at that shitz
#140 [01:23] <Scott> Would it be inappropriate to recommend AllGamer if they opt to rent a server? xd
#141 [01:23] <TheNoodle> Scott, youtube video time? :P
#142 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> Then we're too lazy to direct you
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#144 [01:23] <kermie> please man
#145 [01:23] <TheNoodle> Scott, yes, yes it would.
#146 [01:23] <VoxelHead> please man... plan
#147 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> All the directions have been written out for anybody to read.
#148 [01:23] <JohnEBH> Scott- feel free xD
#149 [01:23] <TheNoodle> lol
#150 [01:23] <kermie> hey minecrafters i has a question
#151 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> We have answers
#152 [01:23] <Scott> kermie: Being lay never gets anyone anywhere.
#153 [01:23] <Scott> lazy*
#154 [01:23] <TheNoodle> At least recommend a few different ones >.>
#155 [01:24] <kermie> why not make a option to make a free server in minecraft ingame options of something
#156 [01:24] <JohnEBH> TheNoodle- Like... Multiplay? =P
#157 [01:24] <Kealper> TheNoodle: i have 1GB as min ram because OSes will have some form of swap space, and since those are minimum specs, no one ever said it had to play Minecraft WELL lol..
#158 [01:24] <kermie> i do not understand other games has that
#159 [01:24] <TheNoodle> or even have a section for reviews of hosts.
#160 [01:24] <Scott> I don't recommend other minecraft hosts but I will gladly recommend Linode and Rackspace.
#161 [01:24] <Kealper> 1.5GB-2GB is recommended though
#162 [01:24] <kermie> hey whats lan?
#163 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> kermie - Because then people would need to buy minecraft in order to host servers?
#164 [01:24] <Kealper> local areanetowkr
#165 [01:24] <kermie> like server over lan?
#166 [01:24] <Kealper> area network*
#167 [01:24] <Calinou> eh, dedis
#168 [01:24] <Calinou> >_>
#169 [01:25] <JohnEBH> kermie- You paid for an unfinished game...
#170 [01:25] <kermie> thats bullshitz retarded why not just make a lan thing were like u just make a game and let poeple join
#171 [01:25] <kermie> like in other games
#172 [01:25] <JohnEBH> even so, I don't think Minecraft will ever have the option like terraria's to start a server easily.
#173 [01:25] <kermie> OMFG
#174 [01:25] <GreyVulpine> kermie - That would seriously put a crimp in the ability for server hosts to run minecraft servers, if they needed to buy a copy of minecraft in order to host a server
#175 [01:25] <kermie> WHy
#176 [01:25] <kermie> just tel lme
#177 [01:25] <JohnEBH> We just said
#178 [01:25] <JohnEBH> Derp
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#180 [01:26] <kermie> well why the fk would they even need to run a server if they DONT PLAY
#181 [01:26] <JohnEBH> kermie- Profit
#182 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> ^
#183 [01:26] <TheNoodle> Hmmm, I wonder if my kick perms are dependant on voice...
#184 [01:26] <kermie> omg
#185 [01:26] <TheNoodle> That's why I run a server..
#186 [01:26] <JohnEBH> kermie- It's only true
#187 [01:26] <TheNoodle> Minecraft servers are a goldmine.
#188 [01:26] <Kealper> TheNoodle: no
#189 [01:26] <kermie> this is so goddam retarded , btw how does the terraria thing work? like do u make a server , is it lan , what is lan
#190 [01:27] <Kealper> TheNoodle: goes by nick, and when i get un-lazy, it'll go by nickserv account
#191 [01:27] <Scott> Eddie told me he likes dried raisins. So I'm like "you mean dried grape because a raisin is a dried grape? dept of the redundancy dept.".
#192 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> LAN = local area network
#193 [01:27] <Calinou> listen servers sound okay
#194 [01:27] <Calinou> but guys
#195 [01:27] <kermie> oh
#196 [01:27] <Calinou> open your ports, start a server
#197 [01:27] <Scott> Apparently raisin = grape in French lol
#198 [01:27] <JohnEBH> Scott- You troll.
#199 [01:27] <Calinou> yes, Scott
#200 [01:27] <kermie> well do i have to pay to make a server?
#201 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> kermie - Nope
#202 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> server software is free.
#203 [01:27] <Calinou> no, if you make it yourself
#204 [01:27] <Scott> I really need learn French.
#205 [01:27] <TheNoodle> Yes if you want someone else to host it.
#206 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> Ah, bien.
#207 [01:28] <kermie> THEN WHY NOT JUST MAKE A FKING OPTION IN THE GAME , its like 10000x faster and easier jesus , how does mojang make a proffit from thatr?
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#209 [01:28] <JohnEBH> Je n'aime pas francais.
#210 [01:28] <Kealper> well techincally a rasin is a grape...
#211 [01:28] <Scott> Kealper: It is a dried grape.
#212 [01:28] <JohnEBH> kermie- Less lines of code
#213 [01:28] <Scott> In English, anyways.
#214 [01:28] <Kealper> i said techincally lol
#215 [01:28] <Calinou> eh no
#216 [01:28] <Calinou> you still need to portforward
#217 [01:28] <kermie> huh i guesss well i mean
#218 [01:28] <TheNoodle> kermie, because minecraft hosts like dedicated software, not some inclient shit.
#219 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> kermie - Look. There's a market for companies to host servers for other people to play on, yes? Not everybody can run the server off their own local home machine, yes?
#220 [01:29] <kermie> i dont know ..yes?
#221 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> kermie - If you force those companies to purchase a copy of minecraft, instead of having dedicated software, they'd need to pay more for the software
#222 [01:29] <Calinou> I mean, listen AND dedi server
#223 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> A copy for every server they plan to run?
#224 [01:29] <kermie> well why cant u just host the thing
#225 [01:29] <Scott> One of the custom Terraria servers charges hosts per server.
#226 [01:29] <kermie> at home
#227 [01:29] <Scott> We refused to offer it lol.
#228 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> What sense does that make? Those companies aren't playing the game. why force them to pay for the client, just to get the software?
#229 [01:30] <kermie> i dont get it how does terraria do it
#230 [01:30] <JohnEBH> kermie- It's so much lighter on resources maybe... Any computer can run it =P
#231 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> What minecraft does, is what every other game does. Offer a game client, and a seperate server software.
#232 [01:30] <kermie> WHAT The fk does that even mean omg
#233 [01:30] <Calinou> we're #minecrafthelp
#234 [01:30] <Scott> kermie: You can basically setup a server using the guide that was linked or rent a server from one of the many Minecraft hosts.
#235 [01:30] <JohnEBH> kermie- Google. Plox
#236 [01:30] <Calinou> screw terraria, doesn't work on mac/linux natively ;)
#237 [01:31] <kermie> ok so how does terria work though? dont u just put in a name and boom u gots a server ?
#238 [01:31] <JohnEBH> I never supported Terraria, I bought four pack because it was cheap
#239 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> kermie - If you aren't going to bother to read the guide that we've put out, why should we repeat ourselves with everything that's been already put down
#240 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> kermie - We're not Terraria support, we're minecraft support
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#242 [01:31] <Scott> I should not have even mentioned terraria lol
#243 [01:32] <kermie> fine what ever , so how do i make one , at least tell me how long it takes
#244 [01:32] * GreyVulpine icks scott
#244 [01:32] <kermie> prob like 2 hours
#245 [01:32] <GreyVulpine> ??> kermie smp/serversetup
#246 [01:32] <VoxelHead> kermie: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#247 [01:32] <VoxelHead> kermie: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#248 [01:32] <GreyVulpine> Guide's right there. How long it takes, depends on how much networking experience you have
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#250 [01:32] <kermie> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk that i am just gonna watch a youtube totoriiial
#251 [01:32] <GreyVulpine> Good luck.
#252 [01:33] * TheNoodle waves
#252 [01:33] <Scott> Byebye.
#253 [01:33] <kermie> WHOOOOOOOOOOOA
#254 [01:33] <Scott> Have a fabulous morning!
#255 [01:33] <TheNoodle> !kick kermie
#256 [01:33] * AuBot kicked kermie from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ermie :Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by TheNoodle with reason: None given.))
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#258 [01:33] * JohnEBH happily click "Start server" on his MCMA panel
#258 [01:33] * TheNoodle giggles
#258 [01:33] <TheNoodle> lol
#259 [01:33] <TheNoodle> we probably should have suggested that tbh :P
#260 [01:33] <Scott> No please don't.
#261 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, no
#262 [01:33] <JohnEBH> Still needs to figure out how to port forward though
#263 [01:33] <JohnEBH> Lol
#264 [01:34] <JohnEBH> Him not me >.>
#265 [01:34] <Scott> If idiots come in #McMyAdmin, I have to deal with them. :(
#266 [01:34] * GreyVulpine snrks
#266 [01:34] <Scott> GreyVulpine has the joy of dealing with these idiots.
#267 [01:34] * GreyVulpine adds #McMyAdmin to vox's faqs
#267 [01:34] * VoxelHead loves it
#267 [01:34] <Scott> Did DopeGhoti remove his nastiness again?
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#269 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> No idea, need to bug DG to turn off bmotion here
#270 [01:35] <Proreader> Hello
#271 [01:35] * GreyVulpine waves
#271 [01:35] <Proreader> Anyone ever set up a server on a mac?
#272 [01:35] <Scott> It's probably been hanging out with bread and them.
#273 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> A few of us have
#274 [01:35] <Scott> Nope, but you can.
#275 [01:35] <Proreader> I am trying to, but I can't seem to find my plugins directory
#276 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> Are you running a bukkit server?
#277 [01:36] <Scott> There aren't plugins in the official software.
#278 [01:36] <Proreader> erm... yes?
#279 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> Where did you download the server software from? minecraft.net/download ?
#280 [01:36] <Scott> #bukkit is the appropriate channel for Craftbukkit questions but the directory should just be plugins.
#281 [01:36] <Proreader> yes.
#282 [01:36] <Proreader> hm...
#283 [01:37] <Proreader> ahhh
#284 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft.net/download only offers the official server software. It does not have the capability of doing mods or plugins
#285 [01:37] * JohnEBH redirects Proreader to #McMyAdmin heheheh (Don't do that)
#285 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> For plugins, you need bukkit, a modded server.
#286 [01:37] <Proreader> that would explain it
#287 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> See http://wiki.bukkit.org/Setting_up_a_server
#288 [01:37] <Proreader> already there :P
#289 [01:37] <Scott> GreyVulpine: Craftbukkit.
#290 [01:37] <Scott> Bukkit is the API.
#291 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> whichever, whatever.
#292 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> bukkit's shorter to type
#293 [01:37] <Proreader> thanks
#294 [01:37] <Scott> I am OCD.
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#296 [01:37] <VoxelHead> i like them ^_^
#297 [01:38] * GreyVulpine nods
#297 [01:38] <Scott> I like you, VoxelHead.
#298 [01:38] <Scott> Be my secret lover.
#299 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> I'll still call it bukkit. It's what their website is, it's what their channel is called..
#300 [01:38] <Scott> They are silly :(
#301 [01:38] <Scott> Should call it Cursebukkit.
#302 [01:38] <Scott> ;)
#303 [01:38] * GreyVulpine snrks
#303 [01:39] <Scott> Curse controls too much stuff :s
#304 [01:39] <JohnEBH> I remember when curse was simply a WoW fan site.
#305 [01:39] * GreyVulpine agrees
#305 [01:39] <Scott> I am surprised they haven't attempted to take over Minecraft's official IRC channels.
#306 [01:40] <TheNoodle> bah, you can't take over irc channels.
#307 [01:40] <JohnEBH> We're not profitable.
#308 [01:40] <Calinou> eh
#309 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: you like adventure-puzzles? :P
#310 [01:40] <Scott> They would use advertising bots.
#311 [01:40] <Scott> in chat advertisements, duh.
#312 [01:40] <Scott> TheNoodle: Yes, you can.
#313 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> Scott: pay-for-voice?
#314 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> :P
#315 [01:40] <Scott> All they have to do is get Mojang to give the title of official IRC.
#316 [01:41] <TheNoodle> Would mojang do that? >.>
#317 [01:41] <Scott> I don't know.
#318 [01:42] <JohnEBH> Bug mollstam? =D
#319 [01:42] <JohnEBH> I mean whut?
#320 [01:42] <Scott> Nahhh lol
#321 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| - Not really. Cogs was alright... but puzzles, racing games, and sports games are at the bottom of my list. I don't play them
#322 [01:44] <|Kiikun|> i was thinking more myst... but ok
#323 [01:46] <JohnEBH> Frozen Synapse anyone?
#324 [01:47] <TheNoodle> I've got it sitting there but I've never played it...
#325 [01:47] <JohnEBH> Fun! =P If you're in to turn based
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#328 [01:57] <Thanatos_XIII> I dun built me a cauldron! Of course it remains empty... I hear you're supposed to fill it with water.
#329 [01:58] <JohnEBH> If it's 1.9 prerelease we don't support it =P
#330 [02:00] <Thanatos_XIII> More just conversation, Sorry, this is my first time in the channel. and I'm embarassingly a minecraft noob.
#331 [02:00] <Thanatos_XIII> But I'm unhealthily addicted to it to be honest
#332 [02:00] <JohnEBH> It's normal =P
#333 [02:01] <JohnEBH> Although if you start having coughs, heavy sneezing, seizure or fear of people in full green attire. See a doctor.
#334 [02:01] <Thanatos_XIII> My three fav things in the world are legos, building forts, and killing zombies.
#335 [02:01] <Thanatos_XIII> Bwahaha
#336 [02:01] <VoxelHead> Prepare to meet your horrible doom.
#337 [02:01] <Thanatos_XIII> Anyone dressed in green that looks slightly phallic.
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#340 [02:02] <JohnEBH> or blimps that resemble flying jelly fish.
#341 [02:02] <Thanatos_XIII> It's bad. I played for about... oh... 10 hours today... (I'm taking a 5 minute break) and when I got up I looked over at the stairs and room I was in and wanted to mine it out to be bigger....
#342 [02:02] <Thanatos_XIII> <nodnod>
#343 [02:03] <Thanatos_XIII> HAve you guys seen the dragon?
#344 [02:03] <Thanatos_XIII> I'm excited.
#345 [02:03] <Thanatos_XIII> Excited for something new and different to slay me.
#346 [02:03] <|Kiikun|> Enderdragon.
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#348 [02:03] <|Kiikun|> Thanatos_XIII: im prety sure ittl be an Ender-only mob.
#349 [02:03] <Thanatos_XIII> What's the difference?
#350 [02:04] <Thanatos_XIII> I've fought the enders and gotten the eyes
#351 [02:04] <JohnEBH> Please... No dragons... PLEASE T-T
#352 [02:04] <Thanatos_XIII> I think it's too late. Notch has done the textures lol
#353 [02:04] <|Kiikun|> i mean i think it wont spawn in the overworld. just in the ender.
#354 [02:04] <Thanatos_XIII> It's inevitable lol
#355 [02:05] <Thanatos_XIII> Ahhh ok. I still ahven't been there yet. I'm still trying to find my first diamond other tan in a chest.
#356 [02:05] <JohnEBH> Alright, I approve of the ender. Dragons in the overworld is just... No.
#357 [02:05] <Thanatos_XIII> So do you tend to build a house/fort or dig in on your first day?
#358 [02:06] <Thanatos_XIII> I'm a tunnel rat.
#359 [02:07] <JohnEBH> Build a wooden house
#360 [02:07] <VoxelHead> I like TV.
#361 [02:07] <JohnEBH> I can't stand caves/holes
#362 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead, shut up
#363 [02:07] * VoxelHead knows when it isn't wanted.
#363 [02:07] <|Kiikun|> Thanatos_XIII: The Ender isnt even in game yet.. he's just making the portal stuff... and im fairly sure you can only access it from a stronghold.
#364 [02:08] <Thanatos_XIII> I guess I'm part hobbit.
#365 [02:08] <JohnEBH> Time to sleep... Night! (Morning, 2am in the morning)
#366 [02:08] * |Kiikun| going sleep to!
#366 [02:08] <Thanatos_XIII> Night John!
#367 [02:08] <JohnEBH> Too*
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#372 [02:16] <Scott> Who came up with the default mibbit names? :s
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#378 [02:54] <Gyroze> Hey! :)
#379 [02:56] <Gyroze> anyone? lol
#380 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> Nice job hero. You killed them all.
#381 [02:58] <Gyroze> Huh?
#382 [02:58] <GreyVulpine> Never mind.
#383 [02:58] <Gyroze> Okay...
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#385 [03:05] <Wug[zzzz]> Scott: some moron who should die
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#392 [03:41] <mib_5dluv6> i need help
#393 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> With?
#394 [03:41] <mib_5dluv6> when i play multiplayer as soon as i spawn i get a black screen.
#395 [03:42] <GreyVulpine> Does this happen on all servers? Do you get this on single player as well?
#396 [03:42] <Jyro> Is it beta or the free version?
#397 [03:43] <mib_5dluv6> it happens on all servers and no it doesnt happen on singleplayer
#398 [03:43] <mib_5dluv6> it is beta
#399 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> Running any mods? What operating system are you running? have you been able to play MP before?
#400 [03:43] <mib_5dluv6> im running too many items
#401 [03:44] <mib_5dluv6> ive been able to play mp before and i have windows
#402 [03:44] <GreyVulpine> have you tried running minecraft, vanilla, without mods?
#403 [03:44] <mib_5dluv6> whats vanilla
#404 [03:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? vanilla
#405 [03:44] <GreyVulpine> er
#406 [03:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp vanilla
#407 [03:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp vanilla
#408 [03:45] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (vanilla) vanilla (adj.): Bland; original; with no garnish. In the context of Minecraft, a server or client with no mods, skins, texture packs, or other customizations.
#409 [03:45] <mib_5dluv6> cool
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#413 [03:53] <mib_p45uas> can anyone help me...
#414 [03:54] <self_slaughter> we need to know the problem first :P
#415 [03:54] <mib_p45uas> i have redownloaded mc and i can play for about 5-10mis then it exits the game
#416 [03:55] <Jyro> Do you get any error messages?
#417 [03:55] <mib_p45uas> nope
#418 [03:55] <Jyro> hmm in multiplayer or sp?
#419 [03:55] <mib_p45uas> it just exits out and when i log back in its right where i was b4 it booted me
#420 [03:56] <mib_p45uas> sp
#421 [03:56] <Jyro> in browser or the client>
#422 [03:57] <mib_p45uas> thats the thing i have had the client prior to my nar nar moment(i deleted it off my pc:P) so i re-downloaded and it doesnt give me the option to even get a short cut on my desktop
#423 [03:58] <TheNoodle> There has never been an option to put a shortcut on your desktop, just put minecraft.exe there.
#424 [03:58] <mib_p45uas> ya i know that but it wont let me do that
#425 [03:58] <mib_p45uas> drga and drop it on my desktop
#426 [03:58] <mib_p45uas> drag*
#427 [03:59] <TheNoodle> Operating system?
#428 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> w7
#429 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> i updated java
#430 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> too
#431 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> just to make sure
#432 [03:59] <TheNoodle> Tried actually deleting minecraft? not just the .exe
#433 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> and i even did a force update for it as well
#434 [03:59] <mib_p45uas> hmm no yet
#435 [04:00] <mib_p45uas> let me try that real quick
#436 [04:00] <TheNoodle> Okay, I'll be gone in a minute :p gotta go get food and stuff.
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#438 [04:01] <mib_p45uas> ty
#439 [04:02] <Jyro> did it work?
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#441 [04:05] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go :~(
#442 [04:07] <mib_p45uas> just to make sure the newest version is 1.8.1 correct
#443 [04:07] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#444 [04:07] <mib_p45uas> hmmm this is going to make me soo angry
#445 [04:08] <Jyro> Thats what we are here for.
#446 [04:08] <TheNoodle> ...lol
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#448 [04:11] <mib_p45uas> so i had to dl it 4 times and now it seems like its working i maxed out all of the graphics/sound etc and it doesnt lag nor kick me go figure :P
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#450 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> That's computers for you..
#451 [04:13] <mib_p45uas> ya tell me about it...i just spent a few hundred $$$ upgrading it so i can play shogun 2 @ top graphics and mc is the game that is taking a shit on me >.<
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#453 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#454 [04:13] <mib_p45uas> but ty for listing to my rant/complaining :P
#455 [04:13] <Jyro> Same here. AMD is so confusing!
#456 [04:13] <mib_p45uas> night
#457 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> Definitely what we're here for.
#458 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> Night
#459 [04:14] <Jyro> can anyone point me to were the right drivers would be for my graphics card.
#460 [04:14] <GreyVulpine> Jyro - What operating system?
#461 [04:14] <Jyro> Radeon VE
#462 [04:15] <Jyro> windows 7
#463 [04:15] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag?
#464 [04:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> Jyro win/dxdiag
#465 [04:15] <VoxelHead> Jyro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#466 [04:15] <VoxelHead> Jyro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#467 [04:15] <Jyro> what do you want to know i can tell you it faster
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#469 [04:16] <TheNoodle> The model of your graphics card.
#470 [04:16] <GreyVulpine> If you're running an OEM machine from dell/toshiba/hp, or if it's a custom machine
#471 [04:16] <GreyVulpine> What exactly your OS is, with bit, and what exactly your graphics card is
#472 [04:16] <Jyro> haha ill paste bin it, first though
#473 [04:16] <TheNoodle> bah :P
#474 [04:16] <Jyro> kay where it should say my driver type it just says simply "vga" but ill let you look at it
#475 [04:17] <GreyVulpine> Usually means no video drivers are installed, and windows is using default vga drivers
#476 [04:17] <Jyro> here ya go : http://pastebin.com/HwWNsMMQ
#477 [04:20] <GreyVulpine> Looks like you're running a Radeon 7000 series AGP video card on Windows 7 Professional 32-bit
#478 [04:20] <Jyro> where do you see that, i only see Radeon VE
#479 [04:20] <Jyro> lol
#480 [04:22] <Jyro> so i should try downloading drivers for that?
#481 [04:22] <GreyVulpine> Vendor id: 0x1002 --> ATI -- Device ID: 0x5159 --> Radeon 7000
#482 [04:24] <GreyVulpine> Don't know if there's a driver for win7 for that video card..
#483 [04:24] <GreyVulpine> Wasn't the OS that shipped with the system.
#484 [04:24] <Jyro> yeah i updgraded..
#485 [04:25] <GreyVulpine> You may get lucky with: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
#486 [04:25] <Jyro> but im running 7
#487 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> There are no windows 7 drivers for that card
#488 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> It's a very, very old legacy card
#489 [04:26] <Jyro> hmm, so im pooched?
#490 [04:26] <Jyro> haha yeah i know its not the greatest
#491 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> You can try those drivers there. If it doesn't work still, we'll find an alternative
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#493 [04:26] <Jyro> kape its downloading now
#494 [04:32] <Jyro> didnt work says "Try to setup your display adapter with a standard VGA driver before running setup."
#495 [04:34] <Jyro> ??
#496 [04:34] <GreyVulpine> Huh, hmm
#497 [04:34] <Jyro> i go to my device manager and on the video controller it has an exclamation point
#498 [04:38] <Jyro> ?
#499 [04:38] <GreyVulpine> sec, still looking for drivers
#500 [04:39] <Jyro> kay
#501 [04:44] <Sardonicus> ahahaha
#502 [04:45] <GreyVulpine> Really, that's the best drivers I can give you... There are no windows 7 drivers for that card at all.
#503 [04:45] <GreyVulpine> Try a complete uninstall of all previous video drivers for your system. wipe anything ATI from the system.
#504 [04:45] <Jyro> kay, there is another option maybe you could help with
#505 [04:47] <Jyro> i tried to revert back to xp today, so i put in my XP disc and windows 7 wouldnt boot it on start up
#506 [04:48] <GreyVulpine> Check your BIOS, make sure booting from CD is the first option?
#507 [04:49] <Jyro> yeh did that , it is the 1st thing then hardrive
#508 [04:51] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, then it should be booting from that cd..
#509 [04:51] <Jyro> stupid i know but oh well
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#515 [05:04] <Tehpillowstar> Hi guys
#516 [05:04] <Nex12> Hello
#517 [05:04] <Tehpillowstar> Is anybody here?
#518 [05:04] <Tehpillowstar> Not you, Nex
#519 [05:04] <Nex12> Oh your doing it
#520 [05:04] <Tehpillowstar> Probably.
#521 [05:04] <Opeth> ...
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#523 [05:05] * Tehpillowstar glares at Opeth.
#523 [05:05] <Tehpillowstar> Okay
#524 [05:05] <Tehpillowstar> A guy with the Nick "Juze" was banned for nick-flooding
#525 [05:05] <Tehpillowstar> It was an inside joke on another channel.
#526 [05:06] <Opeth> He'll be unbanned in two hours.
#527 [05:06] <Tehpillowstar> Okay...
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#529 [05:07] <Juze_> If nobody did alert already, my address got banned for nickflood which was inside joke between Minecraft Forum staff. ^_^
#530 [05:08] <Tehpillowstar> Oh yeah, you also banned citricsquid's address while youre at it.
#531 [05:08] <Tehpillowstar> \o/
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#534 [05:09] <Jyro> can anyone help me?
#535 [05:09] <Jyro> my drivers are f***ed
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#543 [05:30] <steve> help i cant log in on minecraft 1.8.1?
#544 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> And what error do you get?
#545 [05:31] <steve> can't connect to minecraft.net
#546 [05:32] <Wug[zzzz]> disable any firewalls you have running and see if you can connect then
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#548 [05:35] <steve> turninf them off didnt help
#549 [05:35] <steve> turning*
#550 [05:39] <steve> any ideas?
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#552 [05:41] <self_slaughter> Have you guys/gals got a script or something to check if my minecraft server is working properly or not?
#553 [05:41] <self_slaughter> ip is 111.220.195.162
#554 [05:41] <self_slaughter> i can connect from external ip but my son said it told him "cant reach server" :/
#555 [05:42] <Opeth> !check 111.220.195.162
#556 [05:42] <self_slaughter> hmmm wonder whats wrong on his end then...
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#559 [05:43] <TheNoodle> What apoerating system is your son using?
#560 [05:43] <self_slaughter> 7
#561 [05:43] <self_slaughter> just told him to try disable end point and try again
#562 [05:43] <self_slaughter> hope for the best
#563 [05:43] <curmet> i have a problemwith the launcher
#564 [05:43] <curmet> can anyone help me pls
#565 [05:44] <TheNoodle> Get him to type this into command prompt: tracert 111.220.195.162 > c:\trace.txt
#566 [05:44] <TheNoodle> And put the contents of trace.txt on http://pastebin.com
#567 [05:44] <TheNoodle> curmet, what sort of problem?
#568 [05:44] <self_slaughter> hmm good thinking, i'll remote into his machine bugger it
#569 [05:44] <curmet> the minecraft.exe didnt starting sryfor bad english
#570 [05:45] <curmet> die minecraft.exe startet nicht !!!! bin deutscher und brauche hilfe
#571 [05:45] <TheNoodle> bietet dafr aber Fehler?
#572 [05:46] <TheNoodle> hrt sie auf, wenn bei der Anmeldung?
#573 [05:46] <curmet> minecraft.exe dont starting i have downloaded it from minecraft.net i've got vista
#574 [05:47] <curmet> IT STILL NOT STARTING OKAY?
#575 [05:47] <TheNoodle> Verwenden Sie keine Grobuchstaben.
#576 [05:48] <TheNoodle> was passiert, wenn minecraft.exe starten?
#577 [05:48] <self_slaughter> lol he had the ip addy wrong by 1 number
#578 [05:48] <TheNoodle> lol
#579 [05:48] <self_slaughter> thank christ for team viewer
#580 [05:48] <self_slaughter> :P
#581 [05:48] <TheNoodle> :P
#582 [05:48] <curmet> when i starting minecraft,nothing happing
#583 [05:50] <curmet> Hallo
#584 [05:50] <TheNoodle> Use this.
#585 [05:50] <TheNoodle> :debugclient
#586 [05:50] <TheNoodle> ...Or not.
#587 [05:50] <TheNoodle> Without that client I can't really help you :/
#588 [05:50] <curmet> was
#589 [05:50] <TheNoodle> Want to try reinstalling java?
#590 [05:50] <curmet> I've already made
#591 [05:51] <TheNoodle> ??< index
#592 [05:51] <curmet> I've downloaded yesterday from the fresh minecraft.exe minecraft.net but nothing happens when I start the exe
#593 [05:52] <TheNoodle> Use this.
#594 [05:52] <TheNoodle> ??> curmet win/javara
#595 [05:52] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#596 [05:52] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#597 [05:52] <TheNoodle> Then reinstall java 1.6_27
#598 [05:52] <steve> hey i cant connect to minecaft in 1.8.1 i get the error "can't connect to minecraft.net" but i can play in the browser?
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#600 [05:53] <TheNoodle> Redownload the client steve.
#601 [05:53] <steve> thanks will give it a go
#602 [05:54] <frogmella> i have just got minecraft yesterday and i cant play it because it will show the main screen and when i click on single player survival and click on a world i made it will show a black screen and a message will pop up saying it has crashed. please help
#603 [05:54] <TheNoodle> Is this message from windows or in the minecraft window?
#604 [05:55] <steve> thanks that fixed it. :)
#605 [05:55] <frogmella> both
#606 [05:55] <curmet> thenoodle I have the older versions of Java and deleted the new one is on it ... I will now download the minecraft.exe again?
#607 [05:55] <curmet> what a shit english here ^ ^ ^ ^ sorry
#608 [05:55] <TheNoodle> Yes, try again now.
#609 [05:56] <frogmella> now it will work?
#610 [05:56] <TheNoodle> frogmella, <+TheNoodle> Is this message from windows or in the minecraft window?
#611 [05:57] <curmet> is still not one! I bought yesterday only premium
#612 [05:57] <frogmella> windows
#613 [05:57] <curmet> हिंदी
#614 [05:57] <curmet> xD
#615 [05:57] <TheNoodle> ?
#616 [05:57] <curmet> same problem
#617 [05:58] <TheNoodle> nicht auf meinem Bildschirm korrekt angezeigt :/
#618 [05:58] <TheNoodle> ??> curmet win/dxdiag
#619 [05:58] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#620 [05:58] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#621 [05:58] <frogmella> the message that pops up says an error occurred and that minecraft has crashed
#622 [05:58] <TheNoodle> frogmella, are you using windows?
#623 [05:58] <TheNoodle> Derp, of course you are.
#624 [05:58] <frogmella> yes
#625 [05:58] <TheNoodle> Follow voxelheads instructions.
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#628 [06:00] <curmet> whats the IRC channel
#629 [06:00] <TheNoodle> Here.
#630 [06:01] <curmet> oke here the link http://pastebin.com/Pu719QPu
#631 [06:02] <curmet> and?????
#632 [06:02] <TheNoodle> Nothing there stands out :/
#633 [06:03] <curmet> :O
#634 [06:04] <TheNoodle> If anyone wants to chime in they're welcome.
#635 [06:05] <curmet> cant you hel me?
#636 [06:05] <curmet> help
#637 [06:05] <TheNoodle> I don't know what the problem is :/
#638 [06:05] <curmet> and who know it?
#639 [06:06] <curmet> :D
#640 [06:06] <curmet> or who can help me?
#641 [06:06] <TheNoodle> Others in the channel, I'm not going to highlight them in case they're busy.
#642 [06:07] <frogmella> that did not help me
#643 [06:07] <TheNoodle> It was supposed to help us.
#644 [06:08] <curmet> i will playing
#645 [06:08] <curmet> minecraft!!!
#646 [06:08] <TheNoodle> You need to copy the text on to pastebin.com and give us the url after you press submit.
#647 [06:08] <frogmella> y
#648 [06:08] <curmet> i have press sumbit and i have copy the url into here
#649 [06:09] <curmet> again http://pastebin.com/Pu719QPu
#650 [06:09] <TheNoodle> I was talking to frogmella not you curmet.
#651 [06:09] <GreyVulpine> curmet - When minecraft crashes with the error report, what does it say? Can you paste the error to pastebin.com?
#652 [06:09] <TheNoodle> frogmella, Dxdiag gives us information about your system that we can use to help solve your problem.
#653 [06:09] <frogmella> i did summit it but i dont know wat to do next
#654 [06:09] <TheNoodle> Copy the ulr here.
#655 [06:10] <curmet> Greyvulpine i dont get any error messages
#656 [06:10] <TheNoodle> Grey: Curmet:"nothing happenswhen I start the exe"
#657 [06:10] <curmet> i have win vista 32bit
#658 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Do you have java installed?
#659 [06:11] <TheNoodle> "I have the older versions of Java and deleted the new one is on it ... I will nowdownload the minecraft.exe again?"
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#661 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Could you follow these directions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#662 [06:12] <curmet> right
#663 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Once it launches with the batch file, if it gives you any errors, please pastebin it
#664 [06:16] <curmet> it gives error
#665 [06:16] <curmet> s
#666 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the text from it, give us the pastebin of it
#667 [06:19] <curmet> http://pastebin.com/ca0y1M5Z
#668 [06:20] <curmet> and?whats broken?
#669 [06:22] <GreyVulpine> Java's broken. Completely remove java from your system and reinstall it fresh from java.com
#670 [06:23] <curmet> ok thank you
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#672 [06:28] <curmet> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayhhyhyhyhhy thank youuuu ! :D
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#675 [06:41] <entragian> hello, my minecraft premium account has been disabled, how can I find out what is the reason?
#676 [06:41] <GreyVulpine> entragian - From where did you purchase minecraft from?
#677 [06:41] <entragian> internet auction
#678 [06:41] <GreyVulpine> And that would be the reason. You most likely got scammed
#679 [06:42] <entragian> allegro.pl - the user says he bought from official minecraft.net
#680 [06:42] <entragian> can i prove him somehow and make him return me money?
#681 [06:42] <GreyVulpine> Yes, that user scammed you. It's a frequent scam.
#682 [06:42] <GreyVulpine> There is nothing Mojang, nor we, can do about it.
#683 [06:43] <entragian> I just need a clear confirmation it is a scam, can you send me an e-mail or something?
#684 [06:43] <entragian> Then I'll be able to do something about it...
#685 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> http://mojang.com/2011/04/26/achtung-uwaga-attention/
#686 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> Second, there's no official reseller of minecraft accounts, aside from minecraft.net
#687 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> There is only one official source of minecraft accounts.
#688 [06:44] <entragian> I see...
#689 [06:44] <entragian> but the webpage is not opening
#690 [06:44] <GreyVulpine> The scam that we frequently see, is that the buyer will purchase a gift code from minecraft.net, then sell it online. That buyer usually purchases it with a credit card. Once that gift code has been redeemed, the buyer will do a chargeback on the credit card
#691 [06:45] <GreyVulpine> This will invalidate the gift code, getting the money back for purchasing the gift code, as well as being up the money from the online auction
#692 [06:46] <GreyVulpine> The Mojang blog site loads for me
#693 [06:48] <entragian> ok, i reloaded
#694 [06:49] <SinZ> GreyVulpine: im porting my IRC Bot =D
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#696 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> Uh-oh
#697 [06:50] <SinZ> thats normal version still...
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#699 [06:54] <entragian> ok, thanks for answers
#700 [06:54] <entragian> bye
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#703 [07:00] <SinZ> 0.o
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#707 [07:18] <kermit> Hi i have problem with MIneCraft, its "lagging" and then frezes?
#708 [07:18] <kermit> any 1 nows what the problem is?
#709 [07:24] <tyteen4a03> kermit: does minecraft work like that before?
#710 [07:25] <kermit> no when i started 2 play it working fine
#711 [07:28] <kermit> it started 2 ¤#"! up efter the computer get "down" that happen when i played MineCraft, suddenly all get black.
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#714 [07:30] <kermit> when that happend, my save quit working
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#722 [07:43] <bryn> Hi everybody.
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#724 [07:44] <bryn> anyone here had issues with minecraft and java?
#725 [07:44] <bryn> java suddenly using huge amounts of memory and slowing the machine down
#726 [07:44] <bryn> until you stop the javaw process
#727 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft's always done that
#728 [07:45] <bryn> it seems to only happen on one of machines
#729 [07:45] <bryn> if I reinstall java, it works once.
#730 [07:45] <bryn> but then after that, the issue appears again.
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#737 [08:01] <Xavier> Hi there. I got 1.9 pre, and I'm wondering if animals respawn or not (do you need to breed them to get more)?
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#739 [08:04] <GreyVulpine> animals respawn automatically
#740 [08:06] <Xavier> Automatically? What? So you don't need to breed them to get more?
#741 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> You can breed them to get the little baby animals, but like all prior versions, animals respawn automatically.
#742 [08:08] <self_slaughter> I killed the babys but i didnt get veal or lamb chops :(
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#744 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> Murderer!
#745 [08:08] <Xavier> Oh ok good, I guess I am just very unlucky then.
#746 [08:08] <Xavier> Lololol'
#747 [08:08] <Phancy> Hello
#748 [08:08] <self_slaughter> :)
#749 [08:08] <self_slaughter> hi Phancy
#750 [08:09] <Phancy> Quick question. I've googled the wiki and I can't seem to find a PC system requirements page. What's the min requirements?
#751 [08:09] <Phancy> Hello self_slaughter
#752 [08:09] <Phancy> :D
#753 [08:09] <GreyVulpine> Phancy - http://minecraftirc.net/thread-6.html
#754 [08:10] <Phancy> Perfectamondo!
#755 [08:10] <Phancy> Thanky you.
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#757 [08:15] <self_slaughter> hmm i gotta stop idling on irc, someones trying to take a crack at my machine lol
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#759 [08:16] <wikkit> hello
#760 [08:17] <self_slaughter> hi
#761 [08:17] <bryn> afternoon
#762 [08:19] <wikkit> good day
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#764 [08:21] <wikkit> can anyone help me
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#766 [08:25] <self_slaughter> with what?
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#769 [08:38] <mib_yzqq81> Can people help?
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#771 [08:39] <guest-712404-28551> heelo
#772 [08:40] <guest-712404-28551> one question: what specifications do i need to require that animals follow me in 1.9 pre3??
#773 [08:40] <guest-712404-28551> if i have wheat in my hand some follow me as expected and om the other hand many animals only look at me for 0,5sec and than turn away from me and donnot follow^^
#774 [08:41] <mib_yzqq81> When I try to play minecraft in browser on in the download. I can login but then when I try to play it goes all BSOD. I think its a problem with my computer cuz I got in on my dad's computer
#775 [08:41] <mib_yzqq81> HELP??
#776 [08:43] <cookie71> Who wants to help me?!?!?!
#777 [08:43] <cookie71> I neeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd help
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#779 [08:44] <mib_oamkjw> hello
#780 [08:44] <cookie71> can you help me?
#781 [08:44] <mib_oamkjw> i'll try
#782 [08:49] <cookie71> Ok look at the problem from mib_yzqq81
#783 [08:49] <cookie71> that's my problem exactly... It's so weird
#784 [08:50] <mib_oamkjw> im new
#785 [08:50] <cookie71> oh ok
#786 [08:51] <cookie71> do you know what may be happeing?
#787 [08:51] <mib_oamkjw> i meant i dont know what your problem is
#788 [08:51] <cookie71> I am clueless but I'm pretty sure it's a computer problem (
#789 [08:51] <cookie71> only on my computer
#790 [08:52] <cookie71> I can get in on my dad's
#791 [08:52] <cookie71> but not on mine
#792 [08:52] <cookie71> Do you know anyone who could help??
#793 [08:53] <mib_oamkjw> what's the problem exact ly
#794 [08:53] <cookie71> When I try to play minecraft in browser on in the download. I can login but then when I try to play it goes all BSOD. I think its a problem with my computer cuz I got in on my dad's computer
#795 [08:53] <cookie71> When I try to play minecraft in browser on in the download. I can login but then when I try to play it goes all BSOD. I think its a problem with my computer cuz I got in on my dad's computer
#796 [08:54] <cookie71> and java.exe is taking up like all the cpu
#797 [08:54] <cookie71> Its a really old and annoying computer
#798 [08:54] <cookie71> windows xp, hp laptop
#799 [08:55] <cookie71> I have been able to play since te 1.8 update.
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#801 [08:56] <ShadowBlaze18> please help me there is no coal on the island im on
#802 [08:56] <mib_oamkjw> um...
#803 [08:56] <mib_oamkjw> leave the island
#804 [08:56] <mib_oamkjw> or make out of trees
#805 [08:56] <cookie71> It happened when my friend emailed me a world and i tried to play it... I have tried to delete all the worlds and stuff but that hasn't helped
#806 [08:56] <ShadowBlaze18> what?
#807 [08:56] <ShadowBlaze18> there are only islands
#808 [08:56] <ShadowBlaze18> I tried them all
#809 [08:56] <ShadowBlaze18> no caves
#810 [08:57] <mib_oamkjw> cookie71 sorry i don't really know
#811 [08:57] <cookie71> Then dig down until you find some!!!
#812 [08:57] <mib_oamkjw> dig down?
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#814 [08:57] <cookie71> ok but do you you know anyone who could help?
#815 [08:57] <ShadowBlaze18> I can't respwan and its almost night
#816 [08:57] <ShadowBlaze18> if I dig down I can't get up
#817 [08:57] <mib_oamkjw> IDK people here aren't much help anymore
#818 [08:57] <ShadowBlaze18> hmmmmmmmm yeah there are so many people here but
#819 [08:58] <cookie71> make sort of a staircase out of the stone as you go down]
#820 [08:58] <mib_oamkjw> use the blocks you got to get back up
#821 [08:58] <mib_oamkjw> yeah
#822 [08:59] <cookie71> VoxelHead I have a problem i was wondering if ou cpuld help me with
#823 [08:59] <ShadowBlaze18> voxel head what bad characters di I say?
#824 [08:59] <ShadowBlaze18> I don't think I said anything wrong
#825 [09:00] <cookie71> yo shadowblaze can you help?
#826 [09:00] <ShadowBlaze18> umm whats the problem?
#827 [09:00] <ShadowBlaze18> sure I can try
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#829 [09:00] <ShadowBlaze18> I know a lot about computers so okay
#830 [09:01] <ShadowBlaze18> what do you need help with?
#831 [09:01] <MrEclipso> i have a problem with order of Minecraft, Who can help me?
#832 [09:01] <cookie71> When I try to play minecraft in browser on in the download. I can login but then when I try to play it goes all BSOD. I think its a problem with my computer cuz I got in on my dad's computer.
#833 [09:01] <ShadowBlaze18> order of minecraft what do you mean?
#834 [09:01] <mib_jyq34x> i bought minecraft last night and went to bed butit says i havnt played it help
#835 [09:01] <ShadowBlaze18> BSOD?
#836 [09:01] <cookie71> balck screen of death!!!
#837 [09:02] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#838 [09:02] <ShadowBlaze18> hmmmmmmm
#839 [09:02] <mib_jyq34x> i bought minecraft last night and went to bed butit says i havnt played it help
#840 [09:02] <cookie71> It just stays liek that
#841 [09:02] <ShadowBlaze18> is the battery low?
#842 [09:02] <cookie71> no its plugged in at all times
#843 [09:02] <mib_jyq34x> i bought minecraft last night and went to bed butit says i havnt played it help
#844 [09:02] <cookie71> its just a stupid old computer
#845 [09:03] <cookie71> i need a new one that's the problem
#846 [09:03] <mib_jyq34x> can some one help me!!!!!!!!
#847 [09:03] <ShadowBlaze18> ok ccokie
#848 [09:03] <mib_oamkjw> cookie71 try opening it as administrator
#849 [09:03] <cookie71> I am admin
#850 [09:03] <mib_oamkjw> as in right click
#851 [09:03] <mib_jyq34x> can anyone hep me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#852 [09:03] <mib_oamkjw> and run as admin
#853 [09:03] <ShadowBlaze18> did you run the program as adminstrator
#854 [09:04] <ShadowBlaze18> right click program then run as admin
#855 [09:04] <mib_jyq34x> shadow blaze can you help me with minecraft
#856 [09:04] <cookie71> OHHH let me try that may work...
#857 [09:04] <cookie71> I will be back
#858 [09:04] <ShadowBlaze18> I have to help MREclipso after hes next
#859 [09:04] <ShadowBlaze18> sorry
#860 [09:04] <ShadowBlaze18> I will help you after
#861 [09:04] <mib_oamkjw> brb i'll change my name to Cenvix
#862 [09:04] <mib_jyq34x> im at school so i hope i have time
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#864 [09:05] <cookie71> what do you mean?
#865 [09:05] <Cenvix> ok I'm back :D
#866 [09:05] <cookie71> It doesnt say ruun as admin
#867 [09:05] <ShadowBlaze18> ok it can't be an icon
#868 [09:05] <ShadowBlaze18> go to windows explorer
#869 [09:06] <cookie71> I play via browser firefox
#870 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> oh
#871 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> oh firefox
#872 [09:06] <cookie71> The download makes my computer crash
#873 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> sorry I misunderstood you
#874 [09:06] <Cenvix> download the game
#875 [09:06] <Cenvix> oh
#876 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> hmmmmmm
#877 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> IDK i'm sorry
#878 [09:06] <Cenvix> yah
#879 [09:06] <cookie71> I have deleted the old stuff to try and start over but that doesnt elp
#880 [09:06] <ShadowBlaze18> what operating system do you run?
#881 [09:07] <Cenvix> can you help me with my prob
#882 [09:07] <cookie71> me?
#883 [09:07] <cookie71> I gotta eat BRB
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#886 [09:08] <ShadowBlaze18> yes
#887 [09:08] <ShadowBlaze18> kk
#888 [09:08] <biest> Hello, I don´t know which key i pressed, but suddenly my menu is tiny, how can I change that back?
#889 [09:09] <Cenvix> oh
#890 [09:09] <Cenvix> go to the options
#891 [09:09] <biest> k
#892 [09:09] <Cenvix> then go to the video settings
#893 [09:09] <biest> k
#894 [09:10] <Cenvix> then you'll see something that says GUI
#895 [09:10] <biest> yes, i have that on large
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#897 [09:11] <Cenvix> fixed?
#898 [09:11] <Cenvix> if not try auto
#899 [09:11] <biest> new start did the trick, thanx
#900 [09:11] <Cenvix> :D
#901 [09:14] <mib_jyq34x> shadow blaze can you help me yet
#902 [09:15] <ShadowBlaze18> ok if you need help please private chat with me
#903 [09:15] <ShadowBlaze18> it's too hard on public chat
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#905 [09:17] <mib_jyq34x> how do i private chat
#906 [09:19] <ShadowBlaze18> click my name in chatter list then click private chat
#907 [09:19] <mib_jyq34x> it dosnt say private chat over there
#908 [09:20] <mib_jyq34x> is says pm whois and ignore
#909 [09:22] <ShadowBlaze18> pm
#910 [09:22] <ShadowBlaze18> choose pm
#911 [09:23] <mib_jyq34x> ok i did
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#913 [09:26] <serversearch> hi, where could i find a nice and friendly server?
#914 [09:28] <ShadowBlaze18> I don't think a representative is on right now
#915 [09:28] <ShadowBlaze18> sorry and i'm new to minecraft
#916 [09:29] <almostroot> .join ##voxelhead
#917 [09:29] <almostroot> Derp.
#918 [09:30] <Cenvix> hi
#919 [09:30] <ShadowBlaze18> hia
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#921 [09:31] <ShadowBlaze18> I have to go sorry bye
#922 [09:31] <cookie71> Hi guys im back
#923 [09:33] <Cenvix> hey
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#927 [09:43] <bryn> the issue with java process using 100% CPU was resolved when I closed IE.
#928 [09:43] <bryn> very strange!
#929 [09:43] <almostroot> ??> bryn win/ie
#930 [09:43] <VoxelHead> bryn: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#931 [09:43] <VoxelHead> bryn: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#932 [09:44] <bryn> yeah
#933 [09:44] <bryn> thanks VoxelHead lol
#934 [09:44] <bryn> i use all browsers when doing webdev.
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#936 [09:45] <mib_7eytic> is the minecraft people fixing stuff and is that why i cant play minecraft yet
#937 [09:46] <bryn> I was just playing Minecraft
#938 [09:47] <mib_7eytic> when i try to play minecraft i make my world and when its done loading is says minecraft has crashed and it encountered a problem
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#940 [09:50] <almostroot> mib_7eytic: Post the rror on pastebin and provide the url.
#941 [09:50] <almostroot> ??> mib_7eytic pastebin
#942 [09:50] <VoxelHead> mib_7eytic: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#943 [09:51] <mib_7eytic> but that sounds like ur hacking to me srry if im wrong
#944 [09:51] <almostroot> You'ere wrong.
#945 [09:51] <almostroot> You're*
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#947 [09:55] * GreyVulpine snrks
#947 [09:56] <bryn> almostroot: did he just say you were hacking? lol
#948 [09:56] <GreyVulpine> Yes he did, because pasting the error report on pastebin means he'll be hacked
#949 [09:58] <bryn> heh
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#955 [10:12] <almostroot> Well, I /am/ a 1337 h4x0rz.
#956 [10:13] * self_slaughter bows in your presense
#956 [10:14] <self_slaughter> d0n7 h4x0r m3 0h l337 1
#957 [10:14] * bryn bows
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#958 [10:14] <skippydippy> Why is Minecraft so laggy for me?
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#962 [10:24] <Niohoggr> Hi
#963 [10:24] <Niohoggr> A friend of mine has a serious problem with minecraft, or more precisely with purchasing it. Can anyone help in such a matter?
#964 [10:25] <bryn> Can't help with account issues.
#965 [10:25] <bryn> whats the problem?
#966 [10:26] <Niohoggr> Well the bought the game but they activation code they got does not work. It threw back an error message and that's where they are stuck.
#967 [10:26] <Niohoggr> they*
#968 [10:27] <GreyVulpine> Where did they buy minecraft from?
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#970 [10:28] <Niohoggr> minecraft.net
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#972 [10:28] <GreyVulpine> Are you absolutely sure about that? What error code are they getting?
#973 [10:28] <schnozzle> hello. i have a problem. deletid shortcut from my desctop. where can i find it again?
#974 [10:29] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - You can redownload minecraft from minecraft.net/download
#975 [10:29] <schnozzle> thanks
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#978 [10:32] <Niohoggr> they didn't keep the error code
#979 [10:32] <Niohoggr> ....
#980 [10:32] <Niohoggr> That was a stupid thing to od.
#981 [10:32] <Niohoggr> do*
#982 [10:32] <Niohoggr> Anyhow, can I reach any official Mojang personell via IRC ?
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#984 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> Okay then... Have them check the profile page of minecraft.net, using the account they they purchased the code under. It'll list the gift code at the bottom, including whether or not it's been redeemed
#985 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> If it hasn't been redeemed, they can copy the code directly from that page, and redeem it at http://www.minecraft.net/user/redeem
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#987 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> If it still doesn't work, he can file a support ticket at http://www.minecraft.net/support -- use payment -> gift code
#988 [10:39] <Niohoggr> Ah, it wasn't a gift code
#989 [10:39] <Niohoggr> They bought it via credit card
#990 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> Oh, I see
#991 [10:40] <Niohoggr> So we should fill a ticket then?
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#993 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> Would be nice to know what the error was, so we can determine where the fault lies. Whether it's with mojang, or the payment service he used
#994 [10:42] <napoleon> bought and downloaded minecraft 2 days ago it worked hitting server next day when i hit server it goes to a white scren
#995 [10:43] <napoleon> ?
#996 [10:45] <self_slaughter> wheee my place is looking nice again now thanks to the new bricks in minecraft
#997 [10:45] <self_slaughter> http://i.imgur.com/TGmRF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/22i9L.jpg
#998 [10:45] <self_slaughter> originally built it without mods using smooth stone but couldn't resist to load it up in a modded client and replace the smoothstone with random bricks :)
#999 [10:46] <bryn> wow
#1000 [10:46] <bryn> nice work
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#1002 [10:46] <self_slaughter> thanks... was a hard build without mods.... fell to my death many times of my dirt scaffolding lol
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#1004 [10:47] <self_slaughter> theres a big moat around the place as well with a couple of levels hidden underneath where i stash all my gear :)
#1005 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Did you use any mods? Does it happen on all servers? Have you tried a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu?
#1006 [10:48] <rumpler> bought and played minecraft by hitting server button 2 days ago then tried yesterday and i get a white screen .i am not a computer person so simple instructions please.no mods were downloaded
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#1009 [10:51] <Niohoggr> GreyVulpine the payment service worked
#1010 [10:51] <Niohoggr> the confirmation sms arrived
#1011 [10:51] <Niohoggr> and the money was sent
#1012 [10:51] <Niohoggr> There is a little bit more of the story tho, a small but maybe significant detail
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#1014 [10:52] <Niohoggr> They got a white screen when trying to use the code, and waited for a bit but eventually they refreshed
#1015 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> What.. code?
#1016 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> Either they purchased the account directly, and the payment went through, their account would be marked as premium. Or they purchased a gift code, in which case they needed to redeem it at that redeem address
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#1018 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> rumpler - Go to the launcher, to the right of where you log in, there should be an options button. Press it, then "Force Update". Log in as normal
#1019 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> rumpler - That'll redownload fresh files for minecraft. Try your server again
#1020 [10:54] <rumpler> i will try it thanks
#1021 [10:54] <Niohoggr> they bought the game, and got a code in sms
#1022 [10:55] <Niohoggr> for the payment part
#1023 [10:55] <Niohoggr> sorry so it seems my friend has trouble in explaining
#1024 [10:56] <Niohoggr> anyhow
#1025 [10:56] <Niohoggr> they can't log in now
#1026 [10:56] <Niohoggr> or more precisely with that account they can't at all
#1027 [10:56] <Niohoggr> and also they did not receive the confirmation email either
#1028 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> Ah-hah, then they've got some sort of issue with confirming payment with whatever credit card they used.
#1029 [10:56] <rumpler> i have only the logout button to the right of login
#1030 [10:56] <Niohoggr> that's the problem, they confirmation DID arrive from the payment
#1031 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> rumpler - Use the downloaded version
#1032 [10:56] <Niohoggr> But the email didn't
#1033 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> Niohoggr - Have him call up his credit card directly, confirm that payment was completed on their side.
#1034 [10:57] <Niohoggr> Well the official confirmation did arrive as I said. The bank could only tell that again.
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#1036 [11:00] <GreyVulpine> If you're absolutely sure payment was made on the credit card's side, then there's nothing else you can do but have him submit a support ticket at mojang
#1037 [11:00] <Niohoggr> ok
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#1039 [11:01] <rumpler> grey you rock thanks it worked my son is so happy
#1040 [11:01] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#1040 [11:01] <bryn> :)
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#1042 [11:02] <Littlekari> hallo??
#1043 [11:02] <bryn> is it meee your looking forrrr
#1044 [11:02] <mib_cw92rk> My minecraft account wont work and it goes black when i try logging in on both download and browser
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#1047 [11:04] <mib_4yq2bk> Excuse me?
#1048 [11:05] <mib_4yq2bk> someone speak italian?
#1049 [11:05] <mib_4yq2bk> I have a problem
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#1051 [11:06] <mib_4yq2bk> ehi?
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#1053 [11:07] <quibbit> hi, i know very little about the internals of my computer, is there somebody who could walk through figuring out if it will be able to run minecraft?
#1054 [11:08] <bryn> how old is it?
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#1056 [11:08] <quibbit> its a dell inspiron 530
#1057 [11:08] <quibbit> probably between 5 and 10 years old
#1058 [11:09] <quibbit> actually, 5, def not 10.
#1059 [11:09] <self_slaughter> i'd say no
#1060 [11:09] <quibbit> what would i need to get to be able to?
#1061 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag, we'll tell you if it can run minecraft
#1062 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> quibbit win/dxdiag
#1063 [11:10] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1064 [11:10] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1066 [11:10] <self_slaughter> do you know if it has a video card in it?
#1067 [11:11] <quibbit> if it would have to have been bought and added no, it might if it came with it.
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#1070 [11:12] <entragian> hello, my account was probably blocked because of scam, I have to prove the seller that I had premium and now it is disabled, is there a way to do this? I have a gift code I can provide here
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#1072 [11:13] <curmet> hey can someone help me
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#1074 [11:14] <curmet> i go to play minecraft in the browser and it starts loading and then the screen goes white whats wrong
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#1076 [11:15] <quibbit> ok i copy and pasted
#1077 [11:15] <quibbit> is it safe to give the link or am i going to get hacked?
#1078 [11:15] <self_slaughter> no paste the link its all good
#1079 [11:15] <GreyVulpine> entragian - Have him show you his profile page at minecraft.net, if the gift code was revoked, you'll see there
#1080 [11:16] <quibbit> http://pastebin.com/d8TDGgmg
#1081 [11:16] <curmet> hey i need help
#1082 [11:16] <GreyVulpine> curmet -has it worked before?
#1083 [11:16] <quibbit> what do you think?
#1084 [11:16] <curmet> yeah once i just bought it 3 days ago and played it once
#1085 [11:17] <self_slaughter> quibbit: i think it will be slow as hell,
#1086 [11:17] <entragian> GreyVulpine: but my profile page says: You currently haven't bought any gift codes, click here to buy one.
#1087 [11:17] <GreyVulpine> quibbit - Very unlikely it'll work well, it certainly will not work out of the box
#1088 [11:17] <GreyVulpine> entragian - Not on your side, on his
#1089 [11:17] <quibbit> so what do i need to get?
#1090 [11:17] <self_slaughter> a) onboard video on those motherboards suck, and b) you're gunna have to get tricky with ram usage
#1091 [11:17] <self_slaughter> a stick of ram and a video card
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#1093 [11:18] <quibbit> how much do those cost?
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#1095 [11:18] <self_slaughter> for something that old, bugger all... just ask around see if u can find someone with spare parts
#1096 [11:18] <curmet> i dont know whats wrong i just want to play minecraft
#1097 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Using the launcher?
#1098 [11:20] <self_slaughter> how the hell do you work out how much memory your video card has by dxdiag?
#1099 [11:20] <self_slaughter> http://pastebin.com/unNbiFMj
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#1101 [11:20] <self_slaughter> mines getting every answer but the one i know is correct lol
#1102 [11:20] <quibbit> ok well thanks guys
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#1104 [11:21] <bryn> Display/Dedicated memory?
#1105 [11:21] <self_slaughter> its saying 2gig but its only a 1gig card lol
#1106 [11:22] <Neuromancer> Hi everyone could i get some help regarding minecraft?
#1107 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Neuromancer - What about it specifically?
#1108 [11:22] <bryn> Do you happen to have two in there? :P
#1109 [11:22] <self_slaughter> fair enough i have two of em but that doesn't give me 2 gig of usable memory :/
#1110 [11:23] <Neuromancer> Well I play it for a while and then it freezes, crashes, resets the computer and then when i go back to play it, the world i was working on is gone.
#1111 [11:23] <bryn> Display Memory: 1735 MB?
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#1113 [11:23] <Neuromancer> sorry? im not very computer savvy do i have to set something or?
#1114 [11:23] <self_slaughter> bryn: yeah i dont get it, its just giving all sorts of random garbage lol
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#1116 [11:23] <keret> Hello
#1117 [11:24] <keret> I have problems whit minecraft
#1118 [11:24] <keret> Fatal error occured (4):Address Family not supported by protocol family: connect
#1119 [11:24] <keret> How i can resolve ?
#1120 [11:24] <almostroot> keret: Put the full content of the error message onto pastebin and share the link.
#1121 [11:24] <almostroot> ??> keret pastebin
#1122 [11:24] <VoxelHead> keret: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1123 [11:25] <almostroot> Neuromancer: When it crashes, does it provide any error messages?
#1124 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> keret - See this:http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/587899-failed-to-launch-fatal-error-occured-4/page__p__7769299#entry7769299
#1125 [11:25] <curmet> all i know is that i click play minecraft in browser and then it says loading then my screen goes white
#1126 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> You have a malware on your computer that's preventing minecraft from launching correctly
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#1128 [11:25] <almostroot> keret: Or what GreyVulpine said.
#1129 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> If you remove it, it'll go away
#1130 [11:25] * almostroot forgets about malware.
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#1131 [11:25] <curmet> whats malware
#1132 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> I had this issue yesterday
#1133 [11:25] <keret> http://pastebin.com/Gaq8AcUx
#1134 [11:25] <keret> ?
#1135 [11:25] <keret> this ?
#1136 [11:25] <curmet> grey same thing i had
#1137 [11:26] <Neuromancer> no error message it just freezes and then resets the computer
#1138 [11:26] <Neuromancer> well actualy it turns the computer off
#1139 [11:26] <entragian> GreyVulpine: the seller says he also bought it from someone and he cannot see these codes being revoked on his profile page... any other way to prove him scam?
#1140 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> He's BSing you
#1141 [11:26] <almostroot> Neuromancer: Well, there may be a way to restore your maps. As far as freezing your computer, you may want to upgrade your video card drivers from the card maker's website.
#1142 [11:27] <curmet> hey grey so how do i fix the problem
#1143 [11:27] <almostroot> ??> Neuromancer lostworld
#1144 [11:27] <VoxelHead> Neuromancer: (lostworld) If a power failure or other event has caused your world to no longer appear in the list, try loading your world in a map editor such as MCEdit, and resaving it. That may correct the corruption and allow you to resume use of your saved world.
#1145 [11:27] <Neuromancer> amostroot: I already tried updating the card drivers.
#1146 [11:27] <leaper> i need help in mine craft when i go to the main menu in minecraft its ok but when i load my level it says it crashed and it has encountered an error can anyone help me plz
#1147 [11:27] <almostroot> ??> Neuromancer mcedit
#1148 [11:27] <VoxelHead> Neuromancer: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#1149 [11:27] <keret> mhh
#1150 [11:27] <keret> maybe i resolved
#1151 [11:28] <Niohoggr> GreyVulpine can you give me a link to writing the ticket
#1152 [11:28] <almostroot> leaper: Put the content of the error on pastebin and provide the link.
#1153 [11:28] <almostroot> ??> leaper pastebin
#1154 [11:28] <VoxelHead> leaper: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1155 [11:28] <GreyVulpine> Niohoggr - minecraft.net/support
#1156 [11:28] <Niohoggr> I searched the website minecraft.net but couldn't find such
#1157 [11:28] <Neuromancer> im not so bothered about the lost maps right now cuz ive just really started, but if possible id like to resolve the crashing for the future.
#1158 [11:28] <curmet> GreyVulpine if u had the same problem and you resolved it how can i fix it too
#1159 [11:29] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Using the downloaded launcher?
#1160 [11:29] <curmet> no i just play it from the browser
#1161 [11:29] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Could you get the downloaded launcher?
#1162 [11:29] <curmet> how do i get it
#1163 [11:29] <leaper> what do i copy to get the link
#1164 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> curmet - minecraft.net/download
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#1166 [11:30] <Neuromancer> ive updated the card drivers but im still getting crashes
#1167 [11:30] <mib_oyjc5u> hey can sombody help me out?
#1168 [11:30] <curmet> which one do i download and will this work will it fix my problem grey
#1169 [11:30] <curmet> ?
#1170 [11:30] <keret> oh yea
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#1172 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Do you know what operating system you're on?
#1173 [11:31] <keret> This is the virus
#1174 [11:31] <keret> rlvknlg.exe
#1175 [11:31] <keret> delete it
#1176 [11:31] <Neuromancer> any ideas guys?
#1177 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> Neuromancer - From where did you update your drivers?
#1178 [11:31] <mib_oyjc5u> i cant start my minecraft lancher help?
#1179 [11:31] <curmet> yeah i know which one i need to downlaod but will it fix my problem
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#1181 [11:31] <Neuromancer> from the manafacturers websites
#1182 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> curmet - If you're running windows, you download the windows one. If you're running mac, download the mac one.
#1183 [11:32] <Neuromancer> website*
#1184 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Once you have the launcher, you'll go to the options menu of the launcher, and do "Force Update"
#1185 [11:32] <curmet> i have windows but what im asking is that if i download it will my problem be fixed
#1186 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Once you have the launcher, you'll go to the options menu of the launcher, and do "Force Update"
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#1188 [11:33] <curmet> grey so download the windows one right now
#1189 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1190 [11:33] <curmet> run it
#1191 [11:33] <curmet> ??
#1192 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1193 [11:33] <griffrez> I'm getting a annoying situation here, on Ubuntu 11.04
#1194 [11:33] <griffrez> I can't get Java to run the .jar file
#1195 [11:33] <mib_oyjc5u> i cant run my lancher,
#1196 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Neuromancer - When it crashes, do you get any error reports?
#1197 [11:33] <griffrez> I got it installed
#1198 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Pastebin.com the error you get?
#1199 [11:33] <curmet> ok its running
#1200 [11:33] <griffrez> I don't get a error
#1201 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Do you see the options button?
#1202 [11:34] <griffrez> I just run it
#1203 [11:34] <griffrez> And nothing happens
#1204 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Then how do you know it doesn't run?
#1205 [11:34] <griffrez> ...
#1206 [11:34] <curmet> well its still runnig
#1207 [11:34] <griffrez> Because nothing happens
#1208 [11:34] <Neuromancer> GreyVulpine: No error messages it just freeezes and shuts down the computer
#1209 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - How are you launching the .jar?
#1210 [11:34] <griffrez> Double clicking it?
#1211 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> Neuromancer - That's.. strange, have you tried completely uninstalling and reinstalling java?
#1212 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Wrong way of launching it? Have you tried the terminal? sample command line is at minecraft.net/download
#1213 [11:34] <Neuromancer> GreyVulpine: No I havent tried that
#1214 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Neuromancer - Please try that, make sure you're getting java 6 from java.com
#1215 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Do you see the options menu of the launcher?
#1216 [11:35] <curmet> ????
#1217 [11:35] <mib_oyjc5u> yeah
#1218 [11:35] <Neuromancer> GreyVulpine: I will do, lets hope that works... thank you for your time :)
#1219 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Did you launch the launcher? Before you log in, there should've been an options button to the right of it
#1220 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - Huh?
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#1222 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - Why can't you launch your launcher? What happens?
#1223 [11:36] <curmet> oh i tried to log in first dang it
#1224 [11:36] <griffrez> Now yes
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#1226 [11:36] <griffrez> I got an error message
#1227 [11:36] <griffrez> One sec
#1228 [11:36] <Guest68246> Can someone please help me my minecraft can't run!
#1229 [11:36] <mib_oyjc5u> nothing happens thats the problem idk why it wont run
#1230 [11:36] <curmet> ok grey i have the thing
#1231 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Press Force Update
#1232 [11:37] <Guest68246> yea same problem as mib
#1233 [11:37] <griffrez> http://pastebin.com/w1XdLkaZ That
#1234 [11:37] <curmet> ok
#1235 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - What operating system are you on?
#1236 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Thanks, one moment
#1237 [11:37] <Doblez> are there a person that can help online?
#1238 [11:37] <mib_oyjc5u> WINDOWS XP
#1239 [11:37] <curmet> i dont see it
#1240 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Did you download minecraft.jar from minecraft.net/download? Or are you launching the .jar from ~/.minecraft/bin/?
#1241 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - How much RAm do you have on the system?
#1242 [11:37] <Guest68246> I have the same problem as mib_oyjc5u
#1243 [11:38] <mib_oyjc5u> 255.1
#1244 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> curmet - To the right of where you have the username/password boxes, what buttons do you see?
#1245 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - That's why, you have too little RAM to run minecraft
#1246 [11:38] <griffrez> I got my .jar at /home/griffrez/Downloads/
#1247 [11:38] <curmet> ahh found it
#1248 [11:38] <Guest68246> LOL 255.1!
#1249 [11:38] <mib_oyjc5u> ahh
#1250 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_oyjc5u - Minecraft requires at least a gig of RAM or more
#1251 [11:38] <mib_oyjc5u> ok well thanks guys
#1252 [11:38] <Doblez> I have a problem, because when i try to start the minecraft.exe (Launcher) It just freezes, and my computer goes on as it did before, and i cant do anything with the launcher. :) What should i do?
#1253 [11:38] <griffrez> And on the terminal I'm using: "/usr/lib/jvm/jre1.6.0_27/bin/java" -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#1254 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - The .jar from minecraft.net/download, yes?
#1255 [11:38] <curmet> ok i clicked force update it says will force and then i clicked done
#1256 [11:38] <griffrez> Yes
#1257 [11:39] <Guest68246> I have the same problem as mib_oyjc5u but i have 2 gigs of RAM
#1258 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - use minecraft.jar, not Minecraft.jar
#1259 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> caps sensitive, remember?
#1260 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Guest25335 - Moment please
#1261 [11:39] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Same problem, still
#1262 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Now log in
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#1264 [11:39] <curmet> ok
#1265 [11:39] <Doblez> am i guest25335?
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#1268 [11:40] <mib_usqrx2> I need help
#1269 [11:40] <griffrez> Grey is working at 1000000 RPM right now
#1270 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Does java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame not work for you?
#1271 [11:40] <curmet> grey THANK YOU SO MUCH u guys are the best
#1272 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> curmet - Glad we could help
#1273 [11:40] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Seems like not.
#1274 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Strange, what linux distro are you on?
#1275 [11:40] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Ubuntu 11.04
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#1277 [11:41] <curmet> is there any place i can put a great reveiw at
#1278 [11:41] <mib_usqrx2> every time I try to open minecraft it tells me ( could not create the java virtual machin
#1279 [11:41] <mib_usqrx2> machine*
#1280 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - try a sudo update-alternatives --config java
#1281 [11:41] <mib_usqrx2> can some one help me
#1282 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Make sure you've got sun java enabled to be default
#1283 [11:41] <mib_usqrx2> ty
#1284 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - If sun java is not installed, please install it
#1285 [11:41] <Doblez> I have a problem, because when i try to start the minecraft.exe (Launcher) It just freezes, and my computer goes on as it did before, and i cant do anything with the launcher. What should i do? Dont know if im getting help :D
#1286 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Please try uninstalling java completely from your system and reinstall it
#1287 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Also tell us if you get any error reports, any files named hs_err_pid####
#1288 [11:42] <Doblez> I have done that five times
#1289 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - What operating system?
#1290 [11:43] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: I get this after running that: http://pastebin.com/xZBVtzhj
#1291 [11:43] <Doblez> Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit and i have java version 1.6_27 in both 64-bit and 32-bit :)
#1292 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - You.. don't have java on that system. Please install it via: sudo apt-get sun-java6-jre
#1293 [11:44] <griffrez> Lol
#1294 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> er, sorry sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre
#1295 [11:44] <griffrez> I think I have like 3 Javas installed
#1296 [11:44] <griffrez> But they aren't well configured
#1297 [11:44] <griffrez> xD
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#1299 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> If they're installed, you should be getting a list of java from the previous command
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#1301 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Please attempt to run minecraft with these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1302 [11:45] <griffrez> I get that, GreyVulpine: http://pastebin.com/DkcaNc8Q
#1303 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - It'll run minecraft in a batch file, which will launch in a command prompt. If it returns any errors, please paste them at pastebin.com
#1304 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Oi, what in the..
#1305 [11:46] <self_slaughter> griffrez, have you messed up your sources?
#1306 [11:46] <griffrez> Maybe I should reinstall Ubuntu or something xD
#1307 [11:46] <griffrez> Possibly
#1308 [11:46] <griffrez> :P
#1309 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I'm thinking sources..
#1310 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> Try a sudo apt-get update
#1311 [11:46] <griffrez> Worked well
#1312 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, make sure you've got the canonical partners enabled
#1313 [11:46] <griffrez> No errors
#1314 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> Then use sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre again
#1315 [11:47] <griffrez> Just loads of text and Done at the end
#1316 [11:47] <Doblez> GreyVulpine it wont work with that either
#1317 [11:47] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Same error
#1318 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - What does the command prompt give you? You can copy from it using the right-click, "mark" command
#1319 [11:47] <griffrez> apt-get update worked well
#1320 [11:47] <griffrez> But apt-get install sun-java6-jre doesn't
#1321 [11:47] <self_slaughter> paste the contents of your /etc/apt/sources.list
#1322 [11:48] <griffrez> ok
#1323 [11:48] <self_slaughter> into pastebin
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#1325 [11:48] <Doblez> GreyVulpine http://mibpaste.com/GGZRgG it doesnt say anymore... :(
#1326 [11:48] <griffrez> http://pastebin.com/SWNmr76r
#1327 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - It doesn't say anything other than you putting that command in?
#1328 [11:50] <Doblez> GreyVulpine no unfortunately.... It is like its not responding, but even if i wait 15 minutes it still wont respond.
#1329 [11:50] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: If you want, I can reinstall Ubuntu, or other distro, if you think it is more appropriate.
#1330 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - That is very strange. You're sure you've completely removed all java from your system before you reinstalled it fresh?
#1331 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - One sec..
#1332 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Could you uncomment the Canonical partner urls?
#1333 [11:52] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Yes im sure, unless i should use something else than the "Programs and features" tab in the Control Panel :)
#1334 [11:52] <griffrez> Lines 52 and 53 on the pastebin?
#1335 [11:52] <self_slaughter> yeah what grey said
#1336 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Yes
#1337 [11:52] <self_slaughter> yeah griffrez
#1338 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - No, that should be correct..
#1339 [11:52] <griffrez> o.o
#1340 [11:53] <griffrez> How can I make myself the owner of the file?
#1341 [11:53] <griffrez> Because
#1342 [11:53] <griffrez> I can't edit it
#1343 [11:53] <self_slaughter> uncomment them, then do the sudo apt-get update, then sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jdk
#1344 [11:53] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - That was what i thought too, thats why it is even more odd :|
#1345 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - erm, chown?
#1346 [11:53] <griffrez> ???
#1347 [11:53] <self_slaughter> griffrez: use sudo gedit /etc/apt/sources.list
#1348 [11:53] <self_slaughter> don't change the permissions on it
#1349 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> Er, right, ^
#1350 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Could you pull up a command prompt and do: java -version
#1351 [11:54] <griffrez> I also got to remove the space between the comment and the link itself, right?
#1352 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Yes
#1353 [11:54] <griffrez> Ok
#1354 [11:54] <griffrez> Done?
#1355 [11:54] <griffrez> I do that apt-get for java again?
#1356 [11:54] <self_slaughter> sudo apt-get update first
#1357 [11:54] <self_slaughter> so it reads the updates sources.list
#1358 [11:54] <griffrez> Done
#1359 [11:54] <griffrez> sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre ?
#1360 [11:55] <self_slaughter> yeap
#1361 [11:55] <Doblez> GreyVulpine http://mibpaste.com/7yOCDq
#1362 [11:55] <self_slaughter> should work this time
#1363 [11:55] <griffrez> Working this time
#1364 [11:55] <self_slaughter> :)
#1365 [11:55] <griffrez> Big file o.o
#1366 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> About time
#1367 [11:55] <griffrez> Yes, I do accept your terms that I didn't even read ^
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#1369 [11:55] <Doblez> self_slaughter are you a supporter too? Becuase then maybe you could add some perspective to the problem im facing :D
#1370 [11:56] <griffrez> Ok
#1371 [11:56] <griffrez> It stopped doing anything
#1372 [11:56] <griffrez> Should I try to run Minecraft now?
#1373 [11:56] <self_slaughter> about 40 megs?
#1374 [11:56] <griffrez> Ahm...
#1375 [11:56] <griffrez> I think so?
#1376 [11:56] * mariettagecko waves
#1376 [11:56] <self_slaughter> try it
#1377 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - Yes
#1378 [11:56] <griffrez> I saw a file that was 29MB
#1379 [11:56] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - I am using eset smartsecurity as my virus defender, is there anyway it can conflict with the launcher?
#1380 [11:57] <griffrez> Does the setup set the PATH?
#1381 [11:57] <griffrez> Like
#1382 [11:57] <griffrez> Java = directory to java file?
#1383 [11:57] <self_slaughter> my internet hates mibpaste.com for some reason
#1384 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - AVs have been known to conflict with the launcher... yeah. I'm running eset as well though, havn't had any prorblems on 3 seperate machines
#1385 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - just use "java"
#1386 [11:57] <griffrez> ...
#1387 [11:57] <griffrez> Same error D:
#1388 [11:58] <self_slaughter> lol what error?
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#1390 [11:58] <Ryladine> Doblez: Same as grey, eset has never given me any problems over minecraft
#1391 [11:58] <griffrez> wait
#1392 [11:58] <griffrez> I'll get the link
#1393 [11:58] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - though the Launcher also worked previously, even though Eset smartsecurity 5 was installed.. So i dont that thats it
#1394 [11:58] <Doblez> Ryladine - Thanks :)
#1395 [11:58] <griffrez> http://pastebin.com/w1XdLkaZ
#1396 [11:58] <griffrez> That
#1397 [11:59] <self_slaughter> are you trying to load the minecraft.jar launcher
#1398 [11:59] <self_slaughter> or the bin/minecraft.jar
#1399 [11:59] <self_slaughter> they are different
#1400 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - delete the minecraft.jar that you have on your downloads folder, and redownload it
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#1402 [11:59] <griffrez> Also
#1403 [11:59] <griffrez> Should I cd to the Downloads folder?
#1404 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - That.. would be helpful, yes
#1405 [11:59] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - If you could provide a fresh .minecraft folder i could try with that?
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#1407 [12:00] <self_slaughter> sounds like your trying to run the wrong jar by your last error message
#1408 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - It's against the ToS to distribute files, unfortunately.
#1409 [12:00] <griffrez> Well
#1410 [12:00] <griffrez> Redownloaded the .jar file
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#1412 [12:00] <griffrez> And cd'd to my Downloads folder
#1413 [12:00] <griffrez> Same stuff
#1414 [12:00] <griffrez> OH
#1415 [12:00] <griffrez> Nevermind
#1416 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - ls the contents of the directory, and pastebin exactly what it gives
#1417 [12:00] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - So you're out of ideas?
#1418 [12:01] <Ryladine> Grey, reguarding the ToS, could you check my question in the breakroom when you have time?
#1419 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Moment, thinking
#1420 [12:01] <griffrez> I won't tell you what I did wrong, or GreyVulpine will murder me.
#1421 [12:01] <griffrez> :3
#1422 [12:01] <self_slaughter> hahaha
#1423 [12:01] <griffrez> I was running Minecraft.jar instead of minecraft.jar
#1424 [12:01] <griffrez> :3
#1425 [12:01] * GreyVulpine twitches
#1425 [12:01] <Sijmen> Hi guiz..
#1426 [12:01] <Sijmen> uhhm
#1427 [12:01] * self_slaughter gives GreyVulpine his medication
#1427 [12:01] <griffrez> See? He's preparing his death laser.
#1428 [12:02] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Okay thanks, im a little new to this kind of help chat, instead of one for each person :) So i guess i need to get used to the longer wait time :D
#1429 [12:02] <griffrez> 65 FPS
#1430 [12:02] <griffrez> :D
#1431 [12:02] <griffrez> Windows has better FPS D:
#1432 [12:02] <self_slaughter> linux video drivers suck
#1433 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Sorry, it's pretty much always like this, either we get no traffic at all, or we're overwhelmed here.
#1434 [12:03] <griffrez> Whoa
#1435 [12:03] <griffrez> Weird input bug
#1436 [12:03] <griffrez> Like
#1437 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Now, why would your computer lag and not launch the launcher at all...
#1438 [12:03] <self_slaughter> cant turn all the way around?
#1439 [12:03] <griffrez> I can only rotate 180 degrees
#1440 [12:03] <griffrez> Ye
#1441 [12:03] <self_slaughter> press escape to get the menu up then escape again
#1442 [12:03] <self_slaughter> it will come good
#1443 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Have you redownloaded the launcher?
#1444 [12:03] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Yeah it seems like it :) just say when you have something more to my problem. Becuase ill be back in like 5 minutes. Then you can think till then :D
#1445 [12:03] <Doblez> ./afk
#1446 [12:03] <griffrez> Runs very clunky
#1447 [12:04] <griffrez> Optifine might help
#1448 [12:04] <griffrez> :3
#1449 [12:04] <self_slaughter> are you using the restricted video drivers or the default drivers?
#1450 [12:04] <griffrez> I'm using the ones at ATI's website
#1451 [12:04] <griffrez> Or the restricted ones
#1452 [12:04] <griffrez> Same stuff
#1453 [12:04] <Sijmen> I bought the game about 2 weeks ago now and still havent gotten the confirmation email, now I have send several support messages, with my receipt number etc etc and still haven't had a returning email in 2 weeks. I'm starting to get agitated, because the money IS written from my bank account. I paid trough my bank, so not via paypal or other shit, does anyone know why, in the flying
#1454 [12:04] <Sijmen> spaghetti monsters name, I haven't got a response yet??
#1455 [12:04] <self_slaughter> hmmm ati and linux isn't a very good combination :(
#1456 [12:05] <griffrez> I didn't use directly the ones that come up with Ubuntu's GUI telling you "I got stuff for your drivers!"
#1457 [12:05] <griffrez> I just went to ATI's website
#1458 [12:05] <self_slaughter> you probably should of
#1459 [12:05] <griffrez> self_slaughter: ATI + Any OS = Not very good
#1460 [12:05] <Ryladine> Sijmen: Did you buy minecraft from minecraft.net?
#1461 [12:05] <griffrez> Driver making has a monkey.
#1462 [12:05] <Sijmen> yea
#1463 [12:05] <griffrez> All said
#1464 [12:06] <self_slaughter> lol... true that
#1465 [12:06] <self_slaughter> you should of just used the drivers ubuntu wanted to give you, they normally get better drivers then the ones on ati's website, plus depending how you installed them from ati's website they can be a right pain to upgrade or change
#1466 [12:06] <Ryladine> Sijmen: You could try the getsatisfaction page... Sorry I don't remember the link... but remember that mojang has upward of 3million people playing it so the likely have to wade through thousands of emails a day.
#1467 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> Sijmen - Send an email to daniel@mojang.com -- He'll get you straightened out. Make sure you're including proof of purchase
#1468 [12:06] <griffrez> self_slaughter: I might just reinstall Ubuntu... I think I messed up some stuff.
#1469 [12:06] <Sijmen> ok thanks alot guys
#1470 [12:06] <self_slaughter> i need all sorts of trickery to make ubuntu work with my radeon's.... hopefully 11.10 will just work without hard locking my machine at boot
#1471 [12:07] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Where can I actually get a proof of purchase? I bought mine using a virtual credit card...
#1472 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - usually, you get an email confirming payment when you purchased minecraft
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#1474 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> Either from paypal/moneybookers, or whatever service you used
#1475 [12:08] <Princeps> is this is also the place for tehnical support?
#1476 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Yes
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#1478 [12:08] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: *reminds that person in question deletes inbox once in while without thinking about consequences* Cool
#1479 [12:09] <Princeps> Anyone know a solution to a missingtex error? It's very hard to solve
#1480 [12:09] <Princeps> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/page__st__20__p__8918602__fromsearch__1#entry8918602
#1481 [12:09] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Is there a way to receive that email again?
#1482 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - That, I do not know.
#1483 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> If you used paypal, paypal itself keeps a record if you made an account through them
#1484 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> If you used moneybookers, I have no clue.
#1485 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Hmm, I know I've seen this error before.. one moment
#1486 [12:12] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Anything new? ;)
#1487 [12:12] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: I used direct transaction
#1488 [12:12] <Princeps> I think i have talked to you before, greyVulpine xD
#1489 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Simple question first, did you redownload the launcher from minecraft.net/download?
#1490 [12:12] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Is there a way I can talk with Mojang's support about it?
#1491 [12:13] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Right after i reinstalled java, i redownloaded the launcher and ran it, with the same problem interferring
#1492 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - You may get some luck if you reach out to daniel@mojang.com -- he's their business director
#1493 [12:14] <Ryladine> Princeps: Give me a moment I may have something that can help you... Now which one was the correct FAQ entry?....
#1494 [12:14] <Ryladine> ??< win/reinst
#1495 [12:15] <Ryladine> Ah, there we go.
#1496 [12:15] <Ryladine> ??> princeps win/reinst
#1497 [12:15] <VoxelHead> princeps: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1498 [12:15] <VoxelHead> princeps: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1499 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> Princeps has done that already
#1500 [12:15] <Ryladine> Ah, sorry I didn't realize.
#1501 [12:16] <Doblez> Princeps - What was your problem again? I think i can help :)
#1502 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> See http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/
#1503 [12:17] <Princeps> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/
#1504 [12:17] <Princeps> lheh
#1505 [12:17] <Princeps> It's few weeks old already
#1506 [12:17] <Princeps> I've tried alot of things, thats why you should also read the replys
#1507 [12:18] <Princeps> oh well, I have written down pretty much everything I tried in the main post also :D
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#1509 [12:18] <Doblez> Princeps - Have you tried re-installing java?
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#1511 [12:18] <Princeps> yes
#1512 [12:18] <Princeps> About 5 times
#1513 [12:19] <Princeps> I removed Java 6 with add Remove program
#1514 [12:19] <Ryladine> I wonder... Princeps, do you run any AV software with live protection? There is mention of it being a problem with the .jar and your error log mentions having problems creating files.
#1515 [12:19] <Princeps> Mmm, someone suggested running a clean boot
#1516 [12:19] <Ryladine> It's possbile your AV is "Cleaning" the .jar and stoping the cache file from being made
#1517 [12:19] <Princeps> I've been running a clean boot for week now :D
#1518 [12:19] <Doblez> Princeps - What version of java do you use? (Try in cmd java -version)
#1519 [12:19] <Ryladine> Lol
#1520 [12:20] <Princeps> So I dont rly run any apps :D
#1521 [12:20] <Princeps> oh, after that someone said It might be a virus, so I installed search and destory
#1522 [12:20] <Princeps> now thats running atm, and usually
#1523 [12:20] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - When you updated your graphics drivers, where did you download them from?
#1524 [12:21] <Doblez> Please say nvidia.com :D
#1525 [12:21] <Princeps> From this IRC, someone made a teamviewer thingy to me
#1526 [12:21] <griffrez> Got
#1527 [12:21] <griffrez> OK*
#1528 [12:21] <Princeps> And after few hours, hes friend suggested a new driver, sooooo
#1529 [12:21] <Princeps> he installed not the latest, but latest beta or sth
#1530 [12:21] <griffrez> I sent a email to Mojang asking for a re-proof process
#1531 [12:22] <Princeps> Like the unofficial build or sth
#1532 [12:22] <griffrez> :)
#1533 [12:22] <Princeps> And that was from nvidia.com yes
#1534 [12:22] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Any new ideas?
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#1536 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Have you gone to your %appdata%/.minecraft/ folder and deleted everything inside except for /saves/?
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#1538 [12:24] <peeves> does minecraft slow your computer
#1539 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Perhaps give us a dxdiag?
#1540 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> Princeps win/dxdiag
#1541 [12:24] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1542 [12:24] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1544 [12:25] <peeves> does minecraft slow your computer need to know
#1545 [12:25] <mib_atrbch> I have tried to update the video card drivers but it is still not working!:/
#1546 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> peeves - No.
#1547 [12:25] <peeves> u sure
#1548 [12:25] <mib_atrbch> please help
#1549 [12:25] <Jokerhh82> hey Guys, we have a problem with our 1.8 Server, because of the Endermen Problems in that Patch we set Monsterspawn to OFF temporaly... not we "think" we have following Problem: All around our main Building / whatever Area there absolutely doesnt spawn land animals anymore maybe because of a Cap reached through animals wont get killed by monsters anymore...
#1550 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> All depends on your computer's specs
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#1552 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_atrbch - How did you attempt to do so?
#1553 [12:25] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: I'm still loling about the fact that to install java I just needed sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre
#1554 [12:25] <Princeps> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/page__st__20
#1555 [12:25] <Princeps> second page of the forum
#1556 [12:25] <Princeps> somewhere in middle
#1557 [12:26] <Jokerhh82> Is there maybe a way to kill or reset ANY animals present in that world?
#1558 [12:26] <griffrez> With the repositories right
#1559 [12:26] <griffrez> Jokerhh82: Punch them :3
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#1561 [12:26] <mib_atrbch> i went on (well my dad) inteldownlaod.com
#1562 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - That's not the entire dxdiag
#1563 [12:27] <mib_atrbch> :(
#1564 [12:27] <peeves> can u explain how it doesnt mi moms computer is the only one tht works with minecraft so explain how it doesnt plzzz i want minecraft
#1565 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - It's at least several pages
#1566 [12:27] <daihak> Minecraft won't run because it says my video driver isn't supported D:
#1567 [12:27] <Princeps> oh okay
#1568 [12:27] <mib_atrbch> pardon
#1569 [12:27] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - With the .jar and .bat file it said http://mibpaste.com/TjgsUj which is obivious, and the launcher GUI still opened with the problem, and with .exe file the same problem again... :(
#1570 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> daihak - What operating system are you on?
#1571 [12:27] <Jokerhh82> no server command or anything? i mean even if we alter the monsterspawn back to normal with 1.9, the caps will still be reached because there are tons of animals in not active or at least not anyday active areas
#1572 [12:28] <Ryladine> Hello again Daihak
#1573 [12:28] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: What do you think it is the best Distro?
#1574 [12:28] <daihak> windows and it used to run fine until I updated my drivers but the rollback option in my OS is greyed out
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#1576 [12:28] <Ryladine> Daihak: Can you give us a dxdiag please?
#1577 [12:28] <peeves> can u explain how it doesnt mi moms computer is the only one tht works with minecraft so explain how it doesnt plzzz i want minecraft
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#1579 [12:28] <Ryladine> ??> Daihak win/dxdiag
#1580 [12:28] <VoxelHead> Daihak: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1581 [12:28] <VoxelHead> Daihak: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1582 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - It all depends on what you want from linux, every distro has its own strengths and weaknesses
#1583 [12:29] <Ryladine> peeves: if you want help state the problem with specific information, don't spam us with "please help, explain why it won't work!"
#1584 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Are you able to run the applet from: http://lwjgl.org/applet/
#1585 [12:29] <mib_lmcpdl> do i need adobe flash player for minecraft on macbook air ?
#1586 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> No, minecraft uses java. It doesn't use flash
#1587 [12:29] <Princeps> http://pastebin.com/YfMiF5Gq
#1588 [12:29] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: Yeah... :\ Well, I'll reinstall Linux
#1589 [12:29] <mib_atrbch> it sent me this message Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#1590 [12:29] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: I'm glad to know that Java is way simplier to install than I thought :)
#1591 [12:29] <mib_lmcpdl> oh thanks man :D
#1592 [12:30] <Ryladine> mib_atrbch: Use pastebin please.
#1593 [12:30] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Should i re-insert the rest of the .minecraft folder again?
#1594 [12:30] <mib_atrbch> ok
#1595 [12:30] <Ryladine> mib_atrbch: Update your graphics card drivers.
#1596 [12:30] <self_slaughter> wow those are some spastic fast cogs spinning lol
#1597 [12:30] <mib_atrbch> tried it!
#1598 [12:30] <self_slaughter> mib_atrbch, intel graphics?
#1599 [12:30] <peeves> um mi mo wont let me have it cuz she said it will slow down computer does it slow down your computer
#1600 [12:31] <Jokerhh82> are you using some sort of intel accelerated graphics thingy ? notebook?
#1601 [12:31] <mib_atrbch> what do you mean
#1602 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> peeves - only when it's running, and even then, only slightly
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#1605 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> It's a game, what do you expect?
#1606 [12:31] <peeves> u sure
#1607 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1608 [12:31] <Ryladine> Yes
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#1610 [12:31] <self_slaughter> lol so many people think that having something installed will slow down the computer
#1611 [12:31] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Becuase if not, then its not doing anything, if yes then please say yes :D
#1612 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - You've moved the files out of %appdata%/.minecraft ?
#1613 [12:32] <Ryladine> Sorry, I knocked my wireless loose.
#1614 [12:32] <peeves> sweet ill try to make her download it tonight
#1615 [12:32] <deathspawn> are sheeps supposed to spawn sheared? I keep seeing them in this one spot, and no wolves are around either, so it can't be them.
#1616 [12:32] <Ryladine> self_slaughter: Technically they are right, if it runs continuously like macfee, or a virus :)
#1617 [12:32] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Yes everything exept the "saves file", as you told me :)
#1618 [12:32] <self_slaughter> lol
#1619 [12:32] <Jokerhh82> have maybe you sheared them and let them live?
#1620 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Does running the launcher work at all then?
#1621 [12:33] <self_slaughter> oh my mp3 collection runs 24/7
#1622 [12:33] <self_slaughter> every one of them at once
#1623 [12:33] <self_slaughter> lol
#1624 [12:33] <Ryladine> lol
#1625 [12:33] <daihak> http://pastebin.com/yUjmtTBA
#1626 [12:33] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - No as i said earlier :)
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#1628 [12:33] <Ryladine> Thank you, one moment Daihak
#1629 [12:33] <peeves> do u have to download extra files?
#1630 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Ah, sorry.
#1631 [12:33] <Doblez> :D
#1632 [12:33] <peeves> or jus minecraft
#1633 [12:33] <Princeps> mines here - http://pastebin.com/YfMiF5Gq if you missed it or sth :D
#1634 [12:33] <mib_atrbch> im on down laod center of intel what do ido
#1635 [12:33] <daihak> I rolld back the driver once with my OS program and it fixed the issue but I advanced it again to play d3 beta and now I cant rollback again
#1636 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Minecraft requires java to be installed, that's all
#1637 [12:34] <Ryladine> Daihak: You said minecraft ran fine until you updated your drivers?
#1638 [12:34] <mib_atrbch> i need help
#1639 [12:34] <daihak> yes
#1640 [12:34] <daihak> but after i updated
#1641 [12:34] <daihak> i rolled back the update
#1642 [12:34] <peeves> ok cuz shell probably say no cuz shes afriad of her computer slowing
#1643 [12:34] <daihak> and it worked fine again
#1644 [12:34] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - So i should reinsert the files and then try again?
#1645 [12:34] <Ryladine> Daihak, what is the message it's giving you?
#1646 [12:34] <daihak> second
#1647 [12:35] <mib_atrbch> bye
#1648 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Don't really need to, the .minecraft files redownload when the launcher logs in again
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#1650 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - The problem is, something's affecting the launcher from actually running, and I'm a little short on ideas why
#1651 [12:35] <peeves> r u sure it doesnt slow it shell kill me if it doees
#1652 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> peeves - We're positive
#1653 [12:35] <daihak> it's giving me a \\\\\\\\\\Bad Video Card Drivers: Cannot find accelerated openGL mode ( can be fixed by updating drivers)
#1654 [12:36] <Ryladine> Yes...
#1655 [12:36] <Princeps> oh, that problem I have on my school laptop also <: D
#1656 [12:36] <Ryladine> Thats what I thought it would be.
#1657 [12:36] <peeves> and ur like the guy how help create minecraft or something
#1658 [12:36] <daihak> but my drivers are up to date...
#1659 [12:36] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Yes i sort of figured that one out :) And the link you sent didnt work :(
#1660 [12:36] <daihak> they are to advanced for it...
#1661 [12:36] <Ryladine> Daihak: Your card is reporting drivers from 2009, let me see if I can find any newer ones.
#1662 [12:36] <daihak> I went to an update site for that exact card ;/
#1663 [12:37] <self_slaughter> man if its intel graphics try spoutcraft
#1664 [12:37] <Ryladine> Daihak: If the card is still being updated it's unlikely they are up to date.
#1665 [12:37] <daihak> maybe when i rolled back i mucked it up somhow hmm
#1666 [12:37] <Ryladine> Daihak: Never download drivers from anywhere but your manufacturers website.
#1667 [12:37] <self_slaughter> for some reason normal minecraft ahted his laptop and gave me stupid errors like that but spoutcraft ran fine
#1668 [12:37] <GreyVulpine> daihak - Windows vista 32 or 64 bit?
#1669 [12:38] <Ryladine> GreyVulpine: I'm 70% sure it was 32bit the last time he came here for help.
#1670 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> daihak - Go to your start menu, right click on Computer, go to properties. Tell us what it says under System Type
#1671 [12:38] <peeves> and ur like the guy how help create minecraft or something
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#1673 [12:38] <Doblez> Voxelhead - Do you have any ideas? If you have been following the conversation? :)
#1674 [12:38] <VoxelHead> only with spud
#1675 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot
#1676 [12:39] <VoxelHead> LIES.
#1677 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> It can't help with anything
#1678 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#1679 [12:39] <Princeps> lol
#1680 [12:39] <Doblez> lol!
#1681 [12:39] * Ryladine slaps VoxelHead around a bit with a large trout
#1681 [12:39] * g picks up Ryladine's trout and eats it. Nom! ><(((°> eaten: 212
#1681 [12:39] <daihak> what o srry i was surfing its 32 bit
#1682 [12:39] <VoxelHead> omg n00b
#1683 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp bot
#1684 [12:39] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
#1685 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> ^
#1686 [12:39] <Princeps> <:D
#1687 [12:39] <Ryladine> greyvulpine: Are you getting his drivers?
#1688 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> daihak - Download and install these drivers: http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_vista-32.aspx
#1689 [12:39] <daihak> ive never seen you be a sock puppet voxel
#1690 [12:39] <Ryladine> Yep lol
#1691 [12:40] <daihak> liar!
#1692 [12:40] <mau5ie> VoxelHead. independent*
#1693 [12:40] <mau5ie> :>
#1694 [12:40] <VoxelHead> =)
#1695 [12:40] <Ryladine> Voxel has lots of typos.
#1696 [12:40] <mau5ie> lol
#1697 [12:40] <peeves> so grey even on a laptop it doesnt slow im sorry for bothering i jus relly want the game
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#1699 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> peeves - Yes!
#1700 [12:40] <Doblez> Did you write anything to me while i was gone?
#1701 [12:40] <VoxelHead> I like them -_-
#1702 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - All sorts of fun stuff behind your back
#1703 [12:41] <Ryladine> Peeves: Minecraft is incapable of slowing down a computer except when it is running, which is no different than any program.
#1704 [12:41] <daihak> just run them or save em?
#1705 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> daihak - You'll want to run the program and install the drivers
#1706 [12:41] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - I dont care, as long as it cant help me with my problem :D
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#1709 [12:42] <t0mito> Hello i need help
#1710 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Wait, the link I gave you didn't work before? The lwjgl link?
#1711 [12:42] <peeves> thank you very much grey sorry for bothering
#1712 [12:42] <t0mito> i got minecraft and i want to put a mod and i dont have minecraft bin for the mod im on mac
#1713 [12:42] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - That depends on what is should do, because nothing happened.... :}|
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#1715 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - Press command-shift-g to bring up the go to prompt, type in: ~/library/application support/minecraft
#1716 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - You'll then see a bin folder there
#1717 [12:43] <Princeps> Awwwwwwwwww, any luck with me meanwhile?
#1718 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - It.. should've brought up a java applet with fun little gears spinning
#1719 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - That's directing me towards your java install, if it can't pull up that demo applet.
#1720 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Hate to do this to you, but completely wipe java from your system, using the control panel in windows, once you have that uninstalled completely, use JavaRA to remove any remnants.
#1721 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> Doblez win/javara
#1722 [12:44] <t0mito> folder not found
#1723 [12:44] <VoxelHead> Doblez: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1724 [12:44] <VoxelHead> Doblez: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1725 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - Hmm, go to your finder in the upper right corner, go to your home folder. Then go to Library - Application Support - minecraft
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#1727 [12:45] <Junzo> Hello every1
#1728 [12:45] <Junzo> so i was writing yesterday that my minecraft gift code was shutdown
#1729 [12:46] <Junzo> and i got to know that probably person i bought it from wanted money back and thats why
#1730 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - When you have javaRA installed, you can use "Remove older versions" in it to completely wipe java from your system
#1731 [12:46] <Calinou> mojang doesn't refund directly
#1732 [12:46] <Junzo> im not asking about that
#1733 [12:46] <Junzo> let me type
#1734 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - Yes, we've been getting that scam quite frequently around here
#1735 [12:46] <t0mito> its not there
#1736 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - What isn't there? the minecraft folder?
#1737 [12:46] <Junzo> this person wants prove now that my account was working and now it doesnt
#1738 [12:46] <t0mito> yes
#1739 [12:47] <Junzo> so my question is can i obtain such info somewhere maybe mojang can help me ? because i didnt predict it will happen and i dont have any screenshots
#1740 [12:47] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Thanks, but i cant try it until later, because i have a meeting and i hope youre still on when i get back :D
#1741 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - Mojang doesn't help with any accounts that weren't purchased directly from minecraft.net
#1742 [12:47] <Junzo> i bought gift code not account
#1743 [12:47] <Junzo> and this gift code was bought from minecraft.net just by other person
#1744 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - This is a matter between you and the person that you bought it from. Mojang has no connection to the transaction
#1745 [12:47] <Junzo> so i cant see problem there
#1746 [12:48] <t0mito> the minecraft folder is not there
#1747 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - You're using beta, not classic, right?
#1748 [12:48] <Junzo> yes but it can atleast help with something like why it got shut down or atleast that it was working on the gift code i obtained
#1749 [12:48] <Junzo> any prove
#1750 [12:48] <t0mito> beta
#1751 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - When you went to your /users/yourname/library/application support/ folder, you didn't see any folder named minecraft?
#1752 [12:49] <t0mito> i didnt see one
#1753 [12:49] <Fraverco> I learned my lesson.. Attempted to buy an alpha code on ebay.. Hacked Code... Direct is Best!
#1754 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> t0mito - Were you able to actually log in, and play minecraft?
#1755 [12:49] <t0mito> yes
#1756 [12:49] <Junzo> dont you think that they could help ? it wont kill them sending me something like which gift code my account was running on or something
#1757 [12:49] <Junzo> i just dont know where to write
#1758 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - Send him a screenshot of you logging in, and getting "User not premium" in the launcher.
#1759 [12:50] <Junzo> yes but he wants prove that account worked before
#1760 [12:50] <Junzo> which i dont have
#1761 [12:50] <Junzo> i just have that gift code that i used to make it premium
#1762 [12:50] <Junzo> i just need to prove it was working
#1763 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - If he really bought the gift code like he said, his profile page at minecraft.net lists all the gift codes he purchased, and what user account it was linked to
#1764 [12:51] <t0mito> i got it
#1765 [12:51] <t0mito> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1766 [12:51] <VoxelHead> ^$@^%^*
#1767 [12:51] <Junzo> can i check it somehow Grey ?
#1768 [12:51] <mau5ie> \o/
#1769 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> Junzo - No.
#1770 [12:51] <Junzo> because he scammed me so no point asking that
#1771 [12:51] <t0mito> bye
#1772 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> And he knows it. That's why he's sending you on these tasks, because he knows you can't really prove it on your end
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#1775 [12:52] <Junzo> so theres no way mojang can send me some info ;/
#1776 [12:52] <Junzo> if i had prove..
#1777 [12:53] <Junzo> id go straight to police and service i bought it on
#1778 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
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#1780 [12:53] <Junzo> to shut him down
#1781 [12:53] <Junzo> 1 scammer less
#1782 [12:54] <Princeps> Well, any luck with my prob, anyone?
#1783 [12:54] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Sorry, one moment
#1784 [12:54] <Princeps> np
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#1786 [12:56] <mib_2aih7w> what is wrong in my minecraft!?
#1787 [12:56] <mib_2aih7w> cannot play on either multi or singleplayer!=
#1788 [12:56] <mib_2aih7w> !?
#1789 [12:57] <Princeps> you need to give more info, then that
#1790 [12:57] <Daihak> Thanks Guys don't know how I mucked my drivers up but its working now I'm just gonna check if diablo 3 still runs as well and then hopfully all is well
#1791 [12:57] <Princeps> Have you played it before on that computer?
#1792 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> Daihak - Glad we could help
#1793 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - When you reinstalled java, did you completely uninstall java before reinstaling it?
#1794 [12:58] <mib_2aih7w> when i go into single player or multiplayer, ans press join server, it loads, but everything just turns black after a while
#1795 [12:58] <Princeps> Yeah, I used add or remove programs
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#1797 [12:58] <Daihak> o one more question guys sorry where is my minecraft server folder location ?
#1798 [12:58] <mib_2aih7w> i have never played it on this computer before, bought it for like two hours ago
#1799 [12:58] <Princeps> and to make sure it was the real thing, I tried running minecraft, and it said that I need java. So i removed the right java
#1800 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Daihak - Did you download the minecraft_server binary from minecraft.net/download?
#1801 [12:59] <Daihak> yes but its an .exe
#1802 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Daihak - Then it's whereever your browser downloaded it to
#1803 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Check your browser's settings/options to see where the default download folder is
#1804 [13:00] <Daihak> its like the minecraft link it dls an .exe and when i run it it dls the files into the normal user/roaming etc etc folder but I dont know where server folder goes
#1805 [13:00] <mib_2aih7w> help me please
#1806 [13:00] <Daihak> im set to dl to desktop
#1807 [13:00] <Princeps> Is there a deeper Java removal possible? I don't remember seeing uninstall file in Java folder, so yeah
#1808 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Daihak - The server's folder is wherever you ran the minecraft_server.exe from
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#1810 [13:00] <Daihak> hmm thats weird ill hunt a bit
#1811 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> Daihak - check your browser's download history, you should be able to use it to go to the folder where it's located
#1812 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - There is a program which helps in cases of corrupt java installs...
#1813 [13:01] <cooler> can somebody help me!? when i log in to minecraft, and try tol join server, and it loads up to the game, everything just turns black when it is fiished
#1814 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> If you uninstall java completely using the control panel, you can try out JavaRA:
#1815 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> ??> Princeps win/javara
#1816 [13:02] <Wug[zzzz]> ??> cooler forceupdate
#1817 [13:02] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1818 [13:02] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1819 [13:02] <VoxelHead> cooler: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1820 [13:02] <VoxelHead> cooler: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1821 [13:02] <Wug[zzzz]> Princeps: I have a minute
#1822 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> Wug[zzzz] - Have you seen this before: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/
#1823 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> I could swear I have.. I don't remember though
#1824 [13:03] <Wug[zzzz]> as a matter of fact I have
#1825 [13:03] <cooler> i have done that several times
#1826 [13:03] <Wug[zzzz]> its a broken as f*** texture, he probably was messing around in the jar
#1827 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Got a 32 or 64 bit OS? How much RAM do you have?
#1828 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Wug[zzzz] - But %appdata%/.minecraft was deleted...
#1829 [13:03] <Wug[zzzz]> if its that^ then I dont know
#1830 [13:04] <Wug[zzzz]> has he tried running as admin
#1831 [13:04] <Wug[zzzz]> does he have a !
#1832 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> No to second
#1833 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> Caused by: java.io.FileNotFoundException: C:\Users\Hendric\AppData\Local\Temp\imageio4415393659940413682.tmp (The process cannot access the file because it is being used by another process)
#1834 [13:04] <cooler> have no idea of how uch RAM i have
#1835 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> cooler - What operating system are you on?
#1836 [13:04] <Wug[zzzz]> cooler: youre on windows right?
#1837 [13:04] <cooler> Safari
#1838 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> mac?
#1839 [13:05] <Fraverco> (My two cents.) When I used HD Texture Packs & forgot to Run MCPatcher, my screen went black ..
#1840 [13:05] <cooler> Mas OS x
#1841 [13:05] <Princeps> THe error started after trying to isntall a texture pack, not the first time but after few months of break from texture packs
#1842 [13:05] <Wug[zzzz]> :tv > Princeps
#1843 [13:05] <WugBot> Princeps: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1844 [13:05] <WugBot> Princeps: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /pm user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#1845 [13:05] <WugBot> Princeps: (tv) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1846 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Please go to your /users/yourname/Library/Application support/minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for saves
#1847 [13:06] <Princeps> Yeah, i have teamviewer, I guy from here did that to me before
#1848 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Afterwards, run minecraft again, and log in
#1849 [13:06] <Princeps> Ima testout that JavaRA before or you wanna take my computer right away?
#1850 [13:06] <cooler> Okay, ill try
#1851 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Just PM wug with the teamviewer info
#1852 [13:07] <Wug[zzzz]> ;~ tv Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx;;Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer windo
#1853 [13:07] <Wug[zzzz]> w. Send the private message with /pm user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#1854 [13:07] <WugBot> Done.
#1855 [13:07] <Wug[zzzz]> crap
#1856 [13:07] * Princeps slaps Wug[zzzz] around a bit with a large trout
#1856 [13:07] * g picks up Princeps's trout and eats it. Nom! ><(((°> eaten: 213
#1856 [13:07] <Wug[zzzz]> ;~ tv Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1857 [13:07] <WugBot> Done.
#1858 [13:07] <Wug[zzzz]> ;++ tv ;;Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /pm user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#1859 [13:07] <WugBot> Done.
#1860 [13:07] <Wug> Princeps: sooner would probably be better
#1861 [13:08] <Wug> ;save
#1862 [13:08] <Princeps> I sent u those things, didnt u get my private message?
#1863 [13:08] <Wug> yes
#1864 [13:08] <Wug> I'm connected
#1865 [13:08] <Princeps> have fun
#1866 [13:09] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE connected? feel these nipples!
#1867 [13:09] * Wug kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: oxelHead :nsfw)
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#1870 [13:09] <VoxelHead> Muwahahahahaha.
#1871 [13:10] <cooler> nothing happens man
#1872 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> cooler - You deleted the files from the minecraft folder (except for saves), relogged in, and the launcher redownloaded the files, yes?
#1873 [13:11] <cooler> yes
#1874 [13:11] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Then what happens?
#1875 [13:11] <cooler> i logged in, pressed multiplayer first, it loaded, but turned blac when finished loading
#1876 [13:12] <cooler> than did the same on singleplayer and the same happened
#1877 [13:12] <Princeps> :ts/launcher
#1878 [13:12] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Use this launcher to help troubleshoot minecraft. It saves a log called minecraft.log containing any errors minecraft may have encountered as it was running. To use it, simply download and double click.
#1879 [13:12] <WugBot> ts/launcher: Troubleshooting Minecraft Launcher (All Operating Systems): http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/illegal/MCH-Launcher.jar
#1880 [13:12] <VoxelHead> i don't know... weee hoo hoo hoo!
#1881 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Made sure everything's up to date on your system using apple's software update? Check that java is also updated through there
#1882 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Oh wait, what mac osx version are you on?
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#1884 [13:14] <cooler> MAC OS X 10.5.8
#1885 [13:14] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that would be why. There's a known incompatibility with 10.5.8 right now, and minecraft 1.8. This issue will be resolved in an upcoming 1.9 patch
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#1887 [13:15] <cooler> dude, youre saying i bought minecraft and i have to wait for the new one to come!?
#1888 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> You really have three options at this point. Wait for 1.9 to be released, mod your 1.8.1 with a fan-made fix, or try the buggy 1.9 prerelease
#1889 [13:15] <LifeIsGood> Can someone help me?
#1890 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - With?
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#1892 [13:15] <cooler> but when will it come out!
#1893 [13:16] <cooler> ?
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#1895 [13:16] <LifeIsGood> need to know if my video card runs the mine
#1896 [13:16] <mariettagecko> From what I have seen on Twitter this morning, they are going to continue to release 1.9 prereleases until it is officially released at Minecon.
#1897 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> ^
#1898 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - What operating system, what video card?
#1899 [13:17] <cooler> ah man
#1900 [13:17] <cooler> this sucks
#1901 [13:18] <LifeIsGood> dude I do not know, but if I put the dxdiag here you take a look
#1902 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> Please pastebin.com it and give us the URL
#1903 [13:19] <LifeIsGood> ok
#1904 [13:19] <mau5ie> http://pastebin.com \o/
#1905 [13:19] <mariettagecko> Cooler, you can get the 1.9 prerelease now. It's just not fully supported, as it *IS* heavy beta software.
#1906 [13:19] <mau5ie> heavy with bugs :>
#1907 [13:20] <mariettagecko> Which is to say, it WILL have bugs.
#1908 [13:20] <mau5ie> lol
#1909 [13:21] <Fraverco> I'd prefer bugs over those nasty silverfish..
#1910 [13:21] <LifeIsGood> I copy that appeared in pastebin and paste here?
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#1912 [13:21] <mau5ie> yeah
#1913 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> No, after you submit it, copy the address in your browser's address bar
#1914 [13:21] <mau5ie> The URL.
#1915 [13:21] <mau5ie> lkl
#1916 [13:21] <mau5ie> .
#1917 [13:22] <cooler> dude, my mac is totally trashed for some reason, tried to download the 1.9 pre release, but it said that JavaJAR wouldnt open or i had to check the consolle
#1918 [13:22] <cooler> ...
#1919 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> cooler - What exactly did you do?
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#1921 [13:23] <LifeIsGood> address bar of your browser?
#1922 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Yes, when you went to http://www.pastebin.com to paste the text of the dxdiag report, and pressed submit, it sent you to a new website. What is that website's address?
#1923 [13:23] <Wug> Princeps: I think teamviewer just crashed on me
#1924 [13:23] <cooler> on the 1.9 or the other thing?
#1925 [13:24] <Wug> you appear to have modloadermp 1.7.3 installed
#1926 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> cooler - When you downloaded the 1.9 pre-release, what did you do? Did you attempt to launch it directly?
#1927 [13:24] <cooler> i doubble tappedit
#1928 [13:24] <Wug> I very much doubt thats doing you any good
#1929 [13:24] <LifeIsGood> I've pressed submit and the new page has appeared
#1930 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> cooler - That's the wrong way of launching the 1.9 pre-release
#1931 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - What is the address to the website now?
#1932 [13:24] <cooler> what is the rightway than?:)
#1933 [13:25] <LifeIsGood> http://pastebin.com/NVUYMaWx
#1934 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> cooler - The 1.9 minecraft.jar that you download, needs to go into /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft/bin folder
#1935 [13:25] <LifeIsGood> is this?
#1936 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> It replaces the 1.8.1 minecraft.jar file there
#1937 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Yes
#1938 [13:25] <LifeIsGood> ok
#1939 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> That system will run minecraft. May not run it well though.
#1940 [13:27] <LifeIsGood> but it turns out not run
#1941 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> What happens exactly?
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#1943 [13:28] <cooler> dude, it still doesnt work
#1944 [13:28] <LifeIsGood> this message appears : org.lwjgl.LWJGLException:pixel format not accelerated
#1945 [13:29] <LifeIsGood> org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: pixel format not accelerated
#1946 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Define: "Doesn't work". How are you launching minecraft?
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#1948 [13:30] <cooler> i dragged the 1.9 download to the bin on minecraft in application support, launched mminecraft, and the same thing happened to me this time as it did on the first downloaded version
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#1950 [13:31] <Doie> Ehm hello?
#1951 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Please go here: http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=3598&dl=1#dl
#1952 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Download and install the intel VGA driver from that page
#1953 [13:32] <Doie> Could you help me with a problem? I posted it in the forums but no luck for answers
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#1955 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Doie - Give us the address to that forum post please.
#1956 [13:32] <Doie> Just a second
#1957 [13:32] <LifeIsGood> ok
#1958 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Did you launch minecraft from the launcher, or from the minecraft.jar?
#1959 [13:33] <Doie> here you go, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/699271-problem-graphic-driver-crashing-upon-starting-minecraft/
#1960 [13:33] <LifeIsGood> so para informar eu não falo inglesVocê quis dizer: so para informar eu não falo ingles
#1961 [13:33] <LifeIsGood> to inform so I do not speak English
#1962 [13:33] <cooler> from my dektop minecraft logo
#1963 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Please go here: http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=3598&dl=1#dl
#1964 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Download and install the intel VGA driver from that page
#1965 [13:34] <findow> Hi i need help, im getting a black screen after loading my 1st world, just after the 'loading chunks' any ideas?
#1966 [13:34] <LifeIsGood> I use a translator
#1967 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> findow - Operating system?
#1968 [13:34] <LifeIsGood> ok
#1969 [13:35] <findow> mac 10.4.11
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#1972 [13:35] <GreyVulpine> findow - There's currently a known incompatibility with mac 10.5 and older versions, and minecraft 1.8.1
#1973 [13:35] <GreyVulpine> findow - Upcoming 1.9 patch addreses this issue
#1974 [13:35] <findow> ahh thanks!!! any ideas when its out??
#1975 [13:35] <Doie> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/699271-problem-graphic-driver-crashing-upon-starting-minecraft/ <---- My post on the forums, About my problem
#1976 [13:36] <cooler> findow it will be released in 38 days
#1977 [13:36] <GreyVulpine> findow - We have no ETA on it, probably sometime before oct 19
#1978 [13:36] <cooler> if it will be released on minecon
#1979 [13:36] <findow> ahh ok is there any way of getting round this? ive literally just bought i today!
#1980 [13:37] <cooler> findow me to
#1981 [13:37] <LifeIsGood> the site where I click to download?
#1982 [13:37] <GreyVulpine> findow - Like I told cooler, you've basically have 3 options. Wait for 1.9 to be officially released, use a fan made 1.8.1 'fix', or try the 1.9 buggy pre-release
#1983 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> It seems that cooler's trying the third option, with no success
#1984 [13:38] <cooler> yes, no success
#1985 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - "Intel VGA drivers" use any of the links to the right to download
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#1987 [13:39] <findow> Ok thanks for your advice!! ill try a fan made 'fix' , fingers crossed!! :D
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#1989 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> findow- For that, links are available here:
#1990 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> findow mac/10.5.8
#1991 [13:39] <VoxelHead> findow: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#1992 [13:39] <VoxelHead> findow: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#1993 [13:39] <Calinou> so, t0mito has troubles installing TMI... he removed meta-inf
#1994 [13:39] <Calinou> due to him having mac, I'm forced to unzip the jar, then rename the .zip as .jar
#1995 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> Doie - I'm thinking you're using beta drivers from ATI, that's giving you problems
#1996 [13:40] <cooler> thanks GreyVulpine
#1997 [13:40] <Calinou> doesn't work, he did remove meta-inf
#1998 [13:40] <Doie> Hm.. But how do i get other drivers? I have tryed to download
#1999 [13:40] <Doie> I cant find an earlier driver
#2000 [13:41] <Doie> I went to their website and searched and found drivers for my graphic card but nothing changed
#2001 [13:41] <findow> do you think the free 'classic' minecraft will work??
#2002 [13:41] <Doie> I Have an AMD Radeon HD 6800 series
#2003 [13:41] <cooler> what does FOV stand for?
#2004 [13:41] <lukegb> Field of View
#2005 [13:42] <cooler> ok
#2006 [13:42] <cooler> findow the classic one works
#2007 [13:42] <cooler> i just downloaded it
#2008 [13:43] <peeves> im trying to make mi mom let me download it but she thinks it will slow down computer will it slow it down
#2009 [13:43] <Doie> I mean when i downloaded the drivers for my graphic card i had before the beta ones nothing changed when i installed them. And i am not sure if i want to try to uninstall all the drivers and then reinstall because i am uncertain how it all works
#2010 [13:44] <Calinou> ...?
#2011 [13:44] <Doie> Was that "..?" to me or peees?
#2012 [13:44] <Doie> Peeves*
#2013 [13:45] <peeves> minecraft
#2014 [13:45] <LifeIsGood> guy has 3 options: CPU support list, and memory support list Accessory ptional
#2015 [13:45] <LifeIsGood> guy has 3 options: CPU support list, memory support list and Accessory ptional
#2016 [13:45] <LifeIsGood> optional*
#2017 [13:46] <peeves> does it?
#2018 [13:46] <LifeIsGood> none worked
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#2020 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Did you download: http://download.gigabyte.ru/driver/motherboard_driver_vga_intel_bearlake_w7_32.exe
#2021 [13:47] <Doie> I downloaded http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx But nothing has changed with minecraft, Same problem
#2022 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> Doie - You need to uninstall any previous ATI drivers, use your windows control panel
#2023 [13:49] <Doie> Alright. But it wont effect anything bad, Right?
#2024 [13:49] <Doie> If i uninstall them that is
#2025 [13:49] <GreyVulpine> Doie - Just as long as you install those drivers after a reboot, no, it won't do anything bad.
#2026 [13:49] <Calinou> GreyVulpine: ^ see the thing I posted 50 lines ago
#2027 [13:49] <Doie> Alright, I'll go check it out
#2028 [13:50] <Doie> And thanks!
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#2030 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - Yeah, I'm crap at modding minecraft.jar on a mac... I don't really know what the problem is exactly
#2031 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - How are you opening the minecraft.jar
#2032 [13:50] <Calinou> he uses the (default I think) archive editor
#2033 [13:50] <Calinou> it just extracts it... that's why I hate mac
#2034 [13:50] <LifeIsGood> downloaded and extract
#2035 [13:51] <LifeIsGood> and now?
#2036 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Run it?
#2037 [13:51] <LifeIsGood> I can play minecraft?
#2038 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - You need to install it from that application
#2039 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - after installing it, you can run minecraft again
#2040 [13:52] <LifeIsGood> already executed
#2041 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - Can't you Right click>Open With>Archive Utility
#2042 [13:52] <Calinou> did that
#2043 [13:52] <Calinou> it just creates a "minecraft" folder
#2044 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> LifeIsGood - Then run minecraft
#2045 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Oi.. freakin macs
#2046 [13:52] <LifeIsGood> I downloaded the folder and then I went there after I ran
#2047 [13:52] <LifeIsGood> ok
#2048 [13:52] <LifeIsGood> thanks man
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#2050 [13:53] <LifeIsGood> I'll see if the right
#2051 [13:53] <griffrez> Haii
#2052 [13:53] <griffrez> =D
#2053 [13:53] <LifeIsGood> obrigado = thank you
#2054 [13:53] <VoxelHead> =)
#2055 [13:53] <griffrez> Hello, GreyVulpine! :D
#2056 [13:53] <Princeps> Wug's house was burning, so he had to go, well back to that RAjava thing, I will uninstall java with that?
#2057 [13:54] <Princeps> Im the guy with Missingtex
#2058 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> ruh-roh
#2059 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - Eh.. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/77278-macmod-minecraft-jar-tool/ ?
#2060 [13:54] <cooler> hi again, i did what the minecraft 1.8.1 fix video did, but now my minecraft lanch sais failed to launch
#2061 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Did Wug say anything?
#2062 [13:55] <griffrez> GreyVulpine: How can I make the .minecraft folder visible on my home folder?
#2063 [13:55] <griffrez> (Ubuntu)
#2064 [13:55] <Calinou> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/77278-macmod-minecraft-jar-tool/page__view__findpost__p__8051177
#2065 [13:55] <Calinou> :o look at this post
#2066 [13:55] <Calinou> griffrez: ctrl+h
#2067 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> griffrez - either, hit ctrl-h, or go into folder pref
#2068 [13:56] <Princeps> He said hes firealarm got on
#2069 [13:56] <Calinou> "Wug's house was burning" are you trolling me?
#2070 [13:56] <Calinou> >_>
#2071 [13:56] <Princeps> Then we stopped, also That I installed wrong modloaderSP, well ima fix that modloader later, I nstalled that today,
#2072 [13:56] <griffrez> So many folder!!! o.o
#2073 [13:56] <cooler> can someone help me
#2074 [13:57] <Princeps> Well the teamviewer is still running, so yeah, maybe he will come back
#2075 [13:57] <Calinou> griffrez: ctrl+l, enter /home/username/.minecraft
#2076 [13:57] <Calinou> problem solved, replace username with your username
#2077 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Once we start getting into modded loaders, there's very little we can offer support for here. If you choose to run any mods, it's at your own peril.
#2078 [13:58] <cooler> my minecraft fixed version wont work
#2079 [13:58] <Princeps> I installed them today, missingtex was along time ago
#2080 [13:58] <Princeps> Modloader can't be the problem
#2081 [13:59] <Princeps> I just don't have any hope with missingtex, So I live with it
#2082 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> Princeps - Alright then, try completely uninstalling java, then use JavaRA to "remove older versions". This will hopefully wipe any trace fo java from your system when you go to reinstall it from java.com
#2083 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> Princeps win/javara
#2084 [13:59] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2085 [13:59] <VoxelHead> Princeps: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2086 [14:00] <Princeps> and today I decided to try buildcraft, but it there was like 5% of running, and i thought it's because of missingtex, and then I decided to give another try in here
#2087 [14:00] <cooler> can somebody please help mee
#2088 [14:00] <Princeps> ok, ima do that
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#2091 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> cooler - For that particular mod/fix, you can find help in the forum thread where you got it. I haven't used that fix at all, since I don't have a mac
#2092 [14:01] <mib_exkm7m> Hey guys
#2093 [14:01] <mib_exkm7m> and girls
#2094 [14:01] <cooler> ok, thanks, i downloaded the fixed version of 1.8.1 that GreyVulpine sent me, but now it says that it failed to launch
#2095 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Try a Force Update through the launcher again. Then try the fix again
#2096 [14:02] <VoxelHead> watch out for the moose
#2097 [14:02] <Guest63636> Hey
#2098 [14:02] <gartral> anyone here use Zans' Minimap?
#2099 [14:02] <VoxelHead> Negative.
#2100 [14:02] <cooler> the fix?
#2101 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Yes
#2102 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> cooler - The 1.8.1 fix?
#2103 [14:03] <cooler> ahaa
#2104 [14:03] <Guest63636> Can someone answer on my question ? ( I just bought minecraft and wondering how long i need to wait untill it get registered that i have buy it? )
#2105 [14:03] <cooler> "failed to launch"
#2106 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> Guest25335 - Usually takes a few hours.
#2107 [14:03] <Guest63636> Okey
#2108 [14:03] <Guest63636> Thanks man
#2109 [14:03] <Guest63636> or
#2110 [14:03] <Guest63636> girl
#2111 [14:03] <Guest63636> if u are
#2112 [14:04] <VoxelHead> Bye Fraverco.
#2113 [14:05] <cooler> now it came up "upgrade" something
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#2115 [14:06] <doie> Hello?, I just wanted to say THANKS for the help. My minecraft is now fully functional again!
#2116 [14:06] <doie> See ya!
#2117 [14:07] <cooler> i downloaded minecraft again, and it says "new update available"
#2118 [14:07] <cooler> should i update?
#2119 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Um, did you do a "Force Update" through the launcher's options menu?
#2120 [14:08] <griffrez> I conclude
#2121 [14:08] <griffrez> Minecraft in Linux = Worse than in Windows
#2122 [14:08] <griffrez> xD
#2123 [14:08] <cooler> no i did not
#2124 [14:08] <griffrez> At least under ATI drivers
#2125 [14:08] <griffrez> :3
#2126 [14:09] <cooler> now it wont even get into the starting menu
#2127 [14:11] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Alright, go back to /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft --- delete everything inside except for saves, then try minecraft again
#2128 [14:11] <mariettagecko> Minecraft in Linux works quite well for me.
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#2130 [14:12] <Chiizu> hello
#2131 [14:12] <cooler> GreyVulpine done
#2132 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> cooler - Now try minecraft
#2133 [14:13] <self_slaughter> what made u think linux was better for gaming anyway?
#2134 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> This will redownload fresh files for minecraft when you launch it again. Afterwards, try the 1.8.1 fan fix
#2135 [14:14] <mariettagecko> I didn't say it is.
#2136 [14:14] <mariettagecko> I simply don't have Windows.
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#2138 [14:14] <cooler> GreyVulpine do you think i should try this on a windows pc if i vould get one?
#2139 [14:14] <Chiizu> hi, can anyone help me with an error i'm getting
#2140 [14:15] <mariettagecko> Or, rather, the Windows machine I have is way worse in terms of performance than my significantly older Linux machine.
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#2142 [14:16] <self_slaughter> mariettagecko: i was talking to grifferez, didn't realise he had gone lol
#2143 [14:16] <mariettagecko> ahhh
#2144 [14:16] <mariettagecko> ok
#2145 [14:16] <VoxelHead> Bisto!
#2146 [14:16] <Chiizu> hello
#2147 [14:16] <Sardonicus> HEY HO
#2148 [14:17] <mib_m9a00z> i keep getting this error message in my pc org.lwjgl.LWJGLException : Pixel format not accelerated
#2149 [14:17] <mib_m9a00z> please help
#2150 [14:17] <Chiizu> I don't suppose you would be able to help me with an error im getting witht his mod
#2151 [14:17] <self_slaughter> damn bedrock fog is annoying, so much for having my redstone contraption hidden underground
#2152 [14:17] <RobinJ24> no Chiizu
#2153 [14:17] <self_slaughter> cant see shit captain
#2154 [14:17] <self_slaughter> :(
#2155 [14:17] <Chiizu> D:
#2156 [14:17] <RobinJ24> Chiizu try #risucraft
#2157 [14:19] <self_slaughter> hmm would a 6x5 room be enough to spawn mobs??? i just put a bunch of pitch black jail cells in my dungeon
#2158 [14:19] <self_slaughter> hopefully it'll spawn mobs so when i open the doors i can get an easy kill :)
#2159 [14:21] <Wug> bigger tends to be better
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#2161 [14:21] <self_slaughter> yeah i know, but just hoping something might spawn in em :P I'm not making giant jail cells, that'd just ruin the look of the place
#2162 [14:22] <self_slaughter> not game enough to switch mobs on to find out in case a creeper spawns and blows my redstone wiring to hell
#2163 [14:23] <Aayush251> hey
#2164 [14:23] <Aayush251> is there anything I can do to lessen the lag on servers?
#2165 [14:23] <RobinJ24> on your own server or when you play on other servers?
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#2167 [14:26] <Princeps> Hai
#2168 [14:26] <Aayush251> other servers
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#2172 [14:39] <JohnEBH> RobinJ24- Don't refer modders to #risucraft anymore
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#2178 [14:40] <Princeps> Heheee, im baaack
#2179 [14:40] <Shadowblaze18> pllease help me I can't put a texture pack into minecraft
#2180 [14:41] <Princeps> Shadow
#2181 [14:41] <Princeps> Minecraft is beatiful enough
#2182 [14:41] <Shadowblaze18> yes?
#2183 [14:41] <peru__> lol
#2184 [14:41] <Princeps> I tried putting on a texture, now my minecraft is ruined forever
#2185 [14:41] <Shadowblaze18> I know but I want to try a texture pack
#2186 [14:41] <Shadowblaze18> oh ok
#2187 [14:41] <Shadowblaze18> I won't do it
#2188 [14:41] <Shadowblaze18> what happened?
#2189 [14:41] <Princeps> I wanted to try also, now I have http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/654862-missingtex/
#2190 [14:42] <Princeps> Noone knows a solution
#2191 [14:42] <peeves> does minecraft slow computer
#2192 [14:42] <Shadowblaze18> umm have you guys heard legend of herobrine?
#2193 [14:42] <bildramer> never heard of it in the 2+ years of minecraft
#2194 [14:43] <Shadowblaze18> I just heard of it doesn't seem scary to me actually seems like a good hoax :P
#2195 [14:43] <Wug> ............
#2196 [14:43] <Shadowblaze18> even notch went along with it
#2197 [14:43] <Wug> notch removes herobrine from every version
#2198 [14:43] <peeves> does minecraft slow computer?
#2199 [14:43] <Shadowblaze18> yes thats his part of the hoax
#2200 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> peeves - We told you already, it doesn't when minecraft isn't running
#2201 [14:43] <Wug> thats the only thing I like about it
#2202 [14:44] <Shadowblaze18> go here warning do not click if you get scared easily
#2203 [14:44] <Shadowblaze18> http://www.powerkrewservers.com/ThePit/index.php?topic=194.0
#2204 [14:44] <Shadowblaze18> it's the herobrine hoax
#2205 [14:45] <Daihak> but hes real..
#2206 [14:45] <Shadowblaze18> photoshopped photo
#2207 [14:45] <Shadowblaze18> no
#2208 [14:45] <Daihak> REAL I SAY
#2209 [14:45] <Shadowblaze18> well he was
#2210 [14:45] * VoxelHead is blown off feet by force of Daihak's statement
#2210 [14:45] <Shadowblaze18> he use to be notch's brother
#2211 [14:45] <Princeps> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeM7O25lcr8
#2212 [14:45] <Princeps> herobrine
#2213 [14:45] <Daihak> so how come updating servers is such a freakin pain
#2214 [14:45] <Shadowblaze18> Voxelhead what characters did I say earlier that you said I shouldn't say I don't think I said anything wrong
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#2216 [14:46] <peeves> is minecraft hard to use on a laptop?
#2217 [14:46] <Shadowblaze18> your like don't repeat characters like that and i'm like like what?
#2218 [14:46] <Daihak> yea
#2219 [14:46] <Daihak> if you do the same anytihng in a row
#2220 [14:46] <Daihak> ?/////////////d
#2221 [14:46] <RobinJ24> yea
#2222 [14:46] <RobinJ24> its a bot
#2223 [14:46] <almostroot> ?? bot
#2224 [14:46] <RobinJ24> it bans when you type too fast too
#2225 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2226 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2227 [14:47] <almostroot> ??> RobinJ24 bot
#2228 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> ohk
#2229 [14:47] <Daihak> [14:46] <VoxelHead> Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
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#2231 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2232 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2233 [14:47] <Wug> lol dat typo
#2234 [14:47] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2235 [14:47] <Daihak> lol
#2236 [14:47] <Daihak> yea
#2237 [14:47] <RobinJ24> repat =)
#2238 [14:47] <Daihak> he has terrible grammer
#2239 [14:47] <Daihak> lol
#2240 [14:47] <Daihak> ok anyone here know how to preoperly update the site server
#2241 [14:48] <Shadowblaze18> never knew voxelhead was a bot
#2242 [14:48] <Daihak> properly*
#2243 [14:48] <peeves> is minecraft hard to use on a laptop?
#2244 [14:48] <RobinJ24> no..
#2245 [14:48] <Daihak> probly
#2246 [14:48] <Shadowblaze18> hmmmmmmmmmmm
#2247 [14:48] <RobinJ24> well obviously it depends on your video card and all that
#2248 [14:48] <Daihak> in terms of memory ram usage
#2249 [14:48] <peeves> dang
#2250 [14:48] <RobinJ24> and ram of course
#2251 [14:48] <Shadowblaze18> Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin. I did nothing!
#2252 [14:48] <RobinJ24> but most laptops should be able to run it
#2253 [14:48] <peeves> dont know wht tht is
#2254 [14:49] <Shadowblaze18> -_- voxel head
#2255 [14:49] <RobinJ24> The stuff inside your laptop
#2256 [14:49] <Daihak> somone who knows how to run a minecraft server whisper me ><
#2257 [14:49] <Wug> !server
#2258 [14:49] <Wug> Daihak:
#2259 [14:49] <Shadowblaze18> I heard like a breathing noise on Minecraft
#2260 [14:49] <Shadowblaze18> what is that?
#2261 [14:49] <Wug> probably an ambient cave noise
#2262 [14:49] <Daihak> yea I cn run the 1.8 server fine its just i dunno how to update it with the junk that came in the 1.9 file
#2263 [14:50] <Wug> the file is the server
#2264 [14:50] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2265 [14:50] <Wug> you're not supposed to extract it
#2266 [14:50] <Daihak> theres no executable file in the 1.9 dl ...
#2267 [14:50] <Wug> the jar file
#2268 [14:50] <RobinJ24> you can run a jar file
#2269 [14:50] <Daihak> yea i double clicked it it just opens up a bunch more files
#2270 [14:50] <Wug> open it with java
#2271 [14:50] <RobinJ24> are you on ubnutu?
#2272 [14:50] <RobinJ24> ubuntu*
#2273 [14:51] <Daihak> nope
#2274 [14:51] <Shadowblaze18> no wonder after I dug a block at my monster survival camp I saw a huge cave
#2275 [14:51] <RobinJ24> Windows?
#2276 [14:51] <Shadowblaze18> thats when the sound happened
#2277 [14:51] <Daihak> linux
#2278 [14:51] <RobinJ24> Well yeah linux
#2279 [14:51] <Daihak> no im jk im on windows
#2280 [14:51] <Daihak> ;p
#2281 [14:51] <RobinJ24> ah well
#2282 [14:51] <Daihak> cant game on linux its to terrible
#2283 [14:51] <RobinJ24> Still right click it and see if you can run with java
#2284 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> Don't
#2285 [14:51] <mariettagecko> That's too bad.
#2286 [14:51] <mariettagecko> Linux is so much better ;-)
#2287 [14:51] <Daihak> i love linux but its not for gaming
#2288 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> You need to launch the minecraft_server.jar with a batch file or command line
#2289 [14:51] <RobinJ24> i hate ubuntu
#2290 [14:51] <RobinJ24> lol
#2291 [14:52] <Wug> ubuntus ok
#2292 [14:52] <Shadowblaze18> is there a mod to make monsters look like nyan cat and say nyan that would be terrifyingly awesome
#2293 [14:52] <Wug> you have to get used to it
#2294 [14:52] <Wug> once you figure out how it works its easy to control
#2295 [14:52] <Daihak> ya Greyvulpine I don't speak spanish though D:
#2296 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Shadowblaze18 - Yes, totally. and pokemon, and other memes
#2297 [14:52] <mariettagecko> I play Minecraft, Eve Online, and WoW (occasionally) all under Ubunti 10.10.
#2298 [14:52] <mariettagecko> Ubuntu
#2299 [14:52] <Shadowblaze18> I can't find them :(
#2300 [14:52] <mariettagecko> Works great, all of them.
#2301 [14:52] <Daihak> I got diablo 3 beta today :D
#2302 [14:52] <RobinJ24> Wug: Yeah but almost no prorgrams are compatible with ubuntu
#2303 [14:52] <RobinJ24> and Wine sucks
#2304 [14:52] <Wug> RobinJ24: idk where you look for programs
#2305 [14:53] <Shadowblaze18> how do I register my nick?
#2306 [14:53] <Wug> but theres stuff for like everything
#2307 [14:53] <Wug> Shadowblaze18: /ns help
#2308 [14:53] <Shadowblaze18> thanx
#2309 [14:53] <RobinJ24> Wug: I mean programs I find on the internet
#2310 [14:53] <Wug> RobinJ24: example
#2311 [14:53] <Shadowblaze18> is there a link you can show me for the nyan cat mod?
#2312 [14:53] <RobinJ24> If I find a cool program to make game hacks with for example they're usually only for windows
#2313 [14:54] <Wug> doing stuff like that on linux is fundamentally different
#2314 [14:54] <Shadowblaze18> do I need to know scripting to make mods or is there an easy maker?
#2315 [14:54] <Wug> Shadowblaze18: if you have to ask, try again in 3 years
#2316 [14:54] <Shadowblaze18> ???
#2317 [14:54] <Daihak> k so i dl the .rar and i don't extract it ??
#2318 [14:54] <RobinJ24> There are easy programs but they only make simple mods
#2319 [14:55] <Shadowblaze18> @wug ???
#2320 [14:55] <RobinJ24> You should learn Java Shadow386
#2321 [14:55] <RobinJ24> uh
#2322 [14:55] <RobinJ24> Shadowblaze18*
#2323 [14:55] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2324 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> But Wug! Don't you know? Minecraft has simple voice-activated modding tools. Just tell your computer in plain english what you want it to do!
#2325 [14:55] <Wug> modding is far from easy
#2326 [14:55] <RobinJ24> lol GreyBot
#2327 [14:55] <RobinJ24> ...
#2328 [14:55] <RobinJ24> GreyVulpine*
#2329 [14:55] <Shadowblaze18> they changed some html that makes me a little unhappy
#2330 [14:55] <Shadow386> Wug, depending on how fast your brain can handle the calculations
#2331 [14:55] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I'd kick you but I respect you too much
#2332 [14:55] * GreyVulpine snrks
#2332 [14:55] <Shadowblaze18> cause I look at source codes
#2333 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> !k GreyVulpine
#2334 [14:56] * GreyBot kicked GreyVulpine from #minecrafthelp (Reason: reyVulpine :<Kicks:836>)
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#2336 [14:56] * Shadow386 set mode [+v Shadow386]
#2336 [14:56] <Shadowblaze18> 836 kicks
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#2338 [14:56] <zippity> hello?
#2339 [14:56] <Shadowblaze18> wow
#2340 [14:56] <zippity> can any1 help me?
#2341 [14:56] <Wug> ?? ww
#2342 [14:57] <Wug> fjdkjsdflakwesadghartfe
#2343 [14:57] <Shadow386> ??ask>zippity
#2344 [14:57] <Shadow386> or was it one ?
#2345 [14:57] <Shadow386> bah I forget how vox works
#2346 [14:57] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#2346 [14:57] <zippity> when i try to start minecraft, i log in and it shuts down, and i get a file named Hs_err_pid
#2347 [14:57] <RobinJ24> I think it is uhhhh
#2348 [14:57] <Wug> DopeGhoti: voxelhead is responding exclusively via notice again
#2349 [14:57] * RobinJ24 forgot
#2349 [14:57] <Princeps> wug, the installation rar says that my modloaderSP is rly 1.8.1
#2350 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> zippity - Please copy the contents of the error report to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#2351 [14:58] <Wug> Princeps: meh. if it says its right its probably right
#2352 [14:58] <Wug> I forget to change the version string a lot
#2353 [14:58] <Shadowblaze18> ummm did anyone see my password when I registered?
#2354 [14:58] <Princeps> okay
#2355 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Shadowblaze18 - Yes, it was 12345
#2356 [14:58] <RobinJ24> Yes Shadowblaze18
#2357 [14:58] <RobinJ24> I am logging into all your accounts
#2358 [14:58] <Shadowblaze18> no it wasn't
#2359 [14:58] <Wug> Shadowblaze18: if you messaged it to nickserv then only nickserv did
#2360 [14:58] <Shadowblaze18> oh ok
#2361 [14:58] <Shadowblaze18> cool
#2362 [14:58] <RobinJ24> Your password was Ilovejustinbieber
#2363 [14:59] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Im going to try in a sec :D With uninstalling java, and using JavaRa and then install again :D ?
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#2365 [14:59] <Shadowblaze18> oh yeah my 5 hour upload video has been uploaded!
#2366 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Oi, yes
#2367 [14:59] <Doblez> :)
#2368 [14:59] <VoxelHead> =]
#2369 [14:59] <Shadowblaze18> I need to make MC videos
#2370 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> "Man allegedly assaults wife for not 'liking' Facebook update" -- Wow, really?
#2371 [14:59] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - Does it work with the JDK version?
#2372 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - If you're not actively developing java apps, you don't need the JDK
#2373 [15:00] <Shadowblaze18> is there a way to raise quality on hypercam without lag and more GB?
#2374 [15:00] <Shadowblaze18> and without more GB
#2375 [15:00] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - I know, but im making minecraft mods :)
#2376 [15:00] <Wug> ... why does my minecraftforum profile say I have nearly 100 posts more than what my profile preview says
#2377 [15:00] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - So does it work?
#2378 [15:00] <RobinJ24> Doesn't Hypercam record extremely ultra big avi files?
#2379 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - I, don't know, haven't tried with the jdk
#2380 [15:01] * Wug sqozzs TheBadShepperd and GreyVulpine and VoxelHead with xales
#2380 [15:01] <VoxelHead> I do love a good Wuging.
#2381 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Ow
#2382 [15:01] <Shadowblaze18> well I don't want to pay 30 for fraps i'm only 11 years old
#2383 [15:01] <VoxelHead> awww
#2384 [15:01] <VoxelHead> poor greyvulpine
#2385 [15:01] * TheBadShepperd is sqozzed! :D
#2385 [15:01] <RobinJ24> Shadowblaze18 You can torrent...
#2386 [15:01] <Shadowblaze18> errrr 12
#2387 [15:01] * GreyVulpine kicks RobinJ24
#2387 [15:01] <Shadowblaze18> torrent?
#2388 [15:01] <RobinJ24> LOL
#2389 [15:01] <RobinJ24> well
#2390 [15:02] <RobinJ24> you can steal it
#2391 [15:02] <RobinJ24> *cough*
#2392 [15:02] * GreyVulpine stabs RobinJ24
#2392 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> thats piracy
#2393 [15:02] <TheBadShepperd> Bingo!
#2394 [15:02] <RobinJ24> Yeah but you get it for free
#2395 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> I don't do illegal conduct
#2396 [15:02] <VoxelHead> You just sunk my battleship.
#2397 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> I will go to jail if I did
#2398 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> or juvee
#2399 [15:02] <RobinJ24> I think youre safe :P
#2400 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> whatever it's called
#2401 [15:02] <Shadowblaze18> I'm not taking chances
#2402 [15:03] <Shadowblaze18> what is the best free recorder?
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#2404 [15:03] <Shadowblaze18> WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2405 [15:03] <Sardonicus> Don't scream like a baby :)
#2406 [15:03] <Shadowblaze18> awwww man :(
#2407 [15:04] <Shadowblaze18> dumb youtube -_-
#2408 [15:04] <RobinJ24> "Nooooooooooooooooo!" - Darth Vader
#2409 [15:04] <Sardonicus> Frankenvader
#2410 [15:04] <leba> hi guys is it possible to have some help? my game (minecraft.exe) keeps crashing. And the browser version dont want to load. im using 1.8
#2411 [15:04] <Shadowblaze18> my video isn't in youtubes playlist great -_-
#2412 [15:05] <Shadowblaze18> now i'm mad after two failed downloads
#2413 [15:05] <Sardonicus> Hi leba, are you female?
#2414 [15:05] <RobinJ24> LOL what kinda question is that...
#2415 [15:05] <Shadowblaze18> is there a way to contact google?
#2416 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> leba - Do you get any error reports whe it crashes?
#2417 [15:05] <leba> no im male lol
#2418 [15:06] <leba> yes i have reported them everytime
#2419 [15:06] <leba> the error reports i mean
#2420 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> leba - Could you please post one at pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#2421 [15:06] <RobinJ24> Oh you get the "Sen error report" thing?
#2422 [15:06] <Shadowblaze18> because my youtube video isn't up
#2423 [15:06] <RobinJ24> Send*
#2424 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> We do not get those support emails.
#2425 [15:06] <Shadowblaze18> no
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#2427 [15:06] <leba> how would i go about finding it to send?
#2428 [15:06] <zippity> anyone know someting about the hs_err_pid?
#2429 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> leba - How did you find them in the first place?
#2430 [15:07] <zippity> its not me that got the problem, its my mate, and he want to play
#2431 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> zippity - Please copy the contents of the file to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#2432 [15:07] <Shadowblaze18> that wasted my time -_-
#2433 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> zippity - Have him come on here and we can help him directly
#2434 [15:07] <Wug> zippity: it typically indicates a problem with java or graphics card drivers
#2435 [15:07] <Wug> have him come here
#2436 [15:07] <leba> when it crashies the java jar auto sends an error report
#2437 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> leba - Do you see any files named hs_err_pid#### that generate?
#2438 [15:08] <leba> nope i dont
#2439 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> leba - Do you get any error text at all?
#2440 [15:09] <leba> right i will start it up again it normally crashes about 2 mins in
#2441 [15:09] <Doblez> Does anyone know if the JavaRa works with Java v. 1.6_27 JDK?
#2442 [15:10] <leba> things i have now tried:total removal of Flash and Java and reistalled the newist versions
#2443 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> leba - It would help us, help you, if you gave us the error text that it gives you via pastebin.com
#2444 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> Give us the URL to the pastebin when you submit it
#2445 [15:11] <leba> working on it just trying to get it to crash again
#2446 [15:11] <Wug> leba: do you have a 64 bit computer?
#2447 [15:11] <zippity> hes not on,
#2448 [15:11] <Wug> if so, install 64 bit java
#2449 [15:11] <zippity> i will go on here tomorrow when im at hes place okay?
#2450 [15:12] <leba> 32 bit and running XP
#2451 [15:12] <Wug> Doblez: do you have a broken java installation
#2452 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> wug - He does
#2453 [15:12] <Wug> :tv > Doblez
#2454 [15:12] <WugBot> Doblez: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics. Download and run teamviewer from here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2455 [15:12] <WugBot> Doblez: (tv) Once teamviewer has been downloaded, run it (you do not have to install it) and PM the person who asked you to get it your teamviewer ID and password, shown in the teamviewer window. Send the private message with /pm user ID: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#2456 [15:12] <Wug> I'll nuke it
#2457 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Launcher doesn't run, just stalls. .bat file returns nothing at all. I gave him the link to the lwjgl demo, and the applet doesn't run
#2458 [15:13] <Wug> cant uninstall it either?
#2459 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> That's what we're trying to do right now
#2460 [15:13] <Wug> sounds pretty borked to me
#2461 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> He's already tried to uninstall/reinstall it 4 times
#2462 [15:13] <Wug> does uninstalling fail or does it complete
#2463 [15:13] <almostroot> cd /var/log
#2464 [15:13] <zippity> i had it before to Wug, but when i changed graphic card it stoped so i think its that yes, but i thought i might be another solution than changing video card because maybe he cant buy a new one
#2465 [15:14] <almostroot> Derp...
#2466 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Don't know, but that's why I'm trying to have him do JavaRA this time around
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#2468 [15:14] <Shadowblaze18> whats a good free MC recorder?
#2469 [15:14] <Wug> ssh wug@161.109.36.250
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#2471 [15:15] <almostroot> w2k: Sorry, SSH is blocks via the firewall to that class C.
#2472 [15:15] <almostroot> Erm, Wug
#2473 [15:15] <Wug> its just mispoke day isnt it
#2474 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Shadowblaze18 - There is none. You get what you pay for
#2475 [15:15] <almostroot> Wug: And there is no SSH server on this machine.
#2476 [15:15] <almostroot> Yes.
#2477 [15:15] <almostroot> v.v
#2478 [15:15] <Shadowblaze18> I don't want to pay though
#2479 [15:15] <Shadowblaze18> :/
#2480 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Nobody does
#2481 [15:16] <almostroot> Shadowblaze18: Camtasia is great screen recording software.
#2482 [15:16] <Wug> sudo apt-wug install 161.109.36.250openssh-server
#2483 [15:16] <Shadowblaze18> better then fraps?
#2484 [15:16] <almostroot> Like I would run a Deabian-based distro. Ha!
#2485 [15:16] <RobinJ24> Oh!!
#2486 [15:16] <RobinJ24> I know of a free program that's better than fraps
#2487 [15:16] <Wug> sudo wug-do "put aptitude on almostroot's computer"
#2488 [15:16] <RobinJ24> ...forgot the name though
#2489 [15:16] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2490 [15:17] <Shadowblaze18> camstudio?
#2491 [15:17] <almostroot> Wahrheit: And then I look at your syntax and realize that you're insane.
#2492 [15:17] <RobinJ24> No
#2493 [15:17] <RobinJ24> It's like fraps (records games only) but it's free
#2494 [15:17] <Shadowblaze18> wegame?
#2495 [15:17] <Wug> almostroot: was that another mispoke
#2496 [15:17] <Shadowblaze18> gamecam?
#2497 [15:17] <almostroot> GAH!!! Too many W usernames.
#2498 [15:17] <RobinJ24> there's a section on how to record minecraft gameplay with the best results too
#2499 [15:17] <RobinJ24> nope
#2500 [15:17] <almostroot> Wug: This is a test.
#2501 [15:17] <Wug> test successful.
#2502 [15:17] <Shadowblaze18> Please answer my question if you can http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_I_upload_a_video_to_YouTube_it_says_it_has_been_succesfully_uploaded_when_I_look_in_my_videos_it%27s_gone_what_do_I_do#ixzz1aPLwhKSE
#2503 [15:18] <RobinJ24> Wikianswers =) I'm a moderator on that site
#2504 [15:18] <RobinJ24> Advanced supervisor
#2505 [15:18] <almostroot> Shadowblaze18: Wrong venue for Youtube support.
#2506 [15:18] <Shadowblaze18> ???
#2507 [15:18] <Shadowblaze18> what?
#2508 [15:18] <Wug> this is #minecrafthelp, not #youtubehelp
#2509 [15:18] <Shadowblaze18> youtube forums?
#2510 [15:18] <Shadowblaze18> I know
#2511 [15:18] <Shadowblaze18> there is no #youtubehelp
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#2513 [15:19] <Shadowblaze18> #youtubehelp doesn't exist in this irc network
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#2516 [15:20] <Shadowblaze18> how old do you need to be to become a moderator?
#2517 [15:20] <Shadowblaze18> on wiki
#2518 [15:20] <Shadowblaze18> and do they pay you?
#2519 [15:21] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - I have tried uninstalling java JDK, then using JavaRa, then i tried to install JRE v. 1.6
#2520 [15:21] <Shadowblaze18> nvm
#2521 [15:21] <Shadowblaze18> ignore what I just said
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#2523 [15:21] <Doblez> GreyVulpine - 1.6_27 and it still doesnt work... -.- And now the commando prompt wont recognize the java commands.... !?
#2524 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Doblez - Get teamviewer, Wug will remote in and nuke java for you
#2525 [15:22] <RobinJ24> 15 Shadowblaze18
#2526 [15:22] <Doblez> Who is Wug?
#2527 [15:22] <Wug> me
#2528 [15:22] <Wug> Who IS Wug though?
#2529 [15:22] <Shadowblaze18> oh
#2530 [15:23] <Wug> he's just wugging along there
#2531 [15:23] <Wug> my theory is that hes an alien
#2532 [15:23] <RobinJ24> I HATE WUG
#2533 [15:23] <Shadowblaze18> whats the closest free recorder right next to fraps?
#2534 [15:23] <Wug> :c
#2535 [15:23] <RobinJ24> He is the worst guy in this channel
#2536 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Pressing prnt scrn really fast
#2537 [15:23] <RobinJ24> Everytime I log on and see him I get angry
#2538 [15:23] <RobinJ24> LOL
#2539 [15:23] <Wug> tapping into earthling's communication with tachyon beams from 250000 light years away
#2540 [15:23] <Shadowblaze18> printed!
#2541 [15:24] <Shadowblaze18> omg alien snapshot
#2542 [15:24] <Wug> how your race has grown <3
#2543 [15:24] <Shadowblaze18> *takes snapshot of proff*
#2544 [15:24] <Shadowblaze18> noooooo he's tapping into my desktop
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#2546 [15:24] <Shadowblaze18> dang the photo is gone
#2547 [15:25] <Shadowblaze18> :|
#2548 [15:25] <Doblez> Wug it is installed
#2549 [15:25] <Doblez> shal i PM you?
#2550 [15:25] <Doblez> shall*
#2551 [15:25] <Wug> sudo wug-do "recover Shadowblaze18's photo and email it to him"
#2552 [15:25] <Wug> Doblez: yes plz
#2553 [15:25] <Jyro> If your video controller in device manager has no driver what should i do?
#2554 [15:26] <Shadowblaze18> yay
#2555 [15:26] <Shadowblaze18> thank you Wug!
#2556 [15:27] <Shadowblaze18> C:\\ command prompt: find photo 2011-10-10-2:23-PM
#2557 [15:27] <Shadowblaze18> comand prompt: No such item
#2558 [15:27] <Thrae> Jyro: Windows Update may be able to identify it and give you a driver. If not, try a lspci equivalent -- http://superuser.com/questions/97238/windows-equivalent-for-lspci
#2559 [15:27] <Shadowblaze18> :3
#2560 [15:27] <RobinJ24> wait
#2561 [15:27] <RobinJ24> hmm
#2562 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> I have a massive headache from Minecraft
#2563 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> must still play *ow*
#2564 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> lol
#2565 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> jk
#2566 [15:28] <Wahrheit> can I help you almostroot?
#2567 [15:28] <Wahrheit> =p
#2568 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> voxel head is annoying
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#2571 [15:28] <Jyro> windows update says nothing is available
#2572 [15:28] <Shadowblaze18> -_-
#2573 [15:28] <almostroot> Wahrheit: Only if you can keep me from fat fingering keys while distracted.
#2574 [15:28] <Thrae> Jyro: You can use a site like http://www.pcidatabase.com/ to get the drivers by the PCI info
#2575 [15:29] <Wahrheit> get a razer blackwidow <3
#2576 [15:29] <Jyro> Thrae Kay will try thanks!
#2577 [15:29] <what> how do i start a games? it freezes
#2578 [15:29] <Shadowblaze18> bye bye
#2579 [15:29] <Wahrheit> a mibbit user named what
#2580 [15:29] <mariettagecko> what: where does it freeze?
#2581 [15:29] <Wahrheit> this is going nowhere fast
#2582 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> What? Where?
#2583 [15:30] <what> it does not load at all
#2584 [15:30] <mib_fu3alr> Hey does anyone know how to deal with a continual black screen while attempting to play on a macbook?
#2585 [15:30] <mariettagecko> Wahrheit: where are we going, and why are we in this wicker basket?
#2586 [15:30] <DopeGhoti> mib_fu3alr: what version of OS X is your macbook running?
#2587 [15:30] <Thrae> mib_fu3alr: I'm going to bet this is OS X 10.5.8
#2588 [15:30] <Wahrheit> mariettagecko :)
#2589 [15:30] <almostroot> Wahrheit: My Wireless Mac keyboard and I do fine, lol. I think I need a Das Ultimate though.
#2590 [15:30] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_fu3alr mac/10.5.8
#2591 [15:30] <VoxelHead> mib_fu3alr: (mac/10.5.8) Getsatisfaction bug report: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_1_8_on_mac_os_x_10_5_8
#2592 [15:30] <mib_fu3alr> Yes im running 10.5.8 is that bad?
#2593 [15:30] <VoxelHead> mib_fu3alr: (mac/10.5.8) Bug Fix link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/644089-181-opengl-13-fix/ -- Installation video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcTKryuhgiI
#2594 [15:30] <mariettagecko> what: I'm afraid you're going to have to be more descriptive. At what point does it stop working?
#2595 [15:31] <mariettagecko> what: precisely what steps do you take, and what happens when you do them?
#2596 [15:31] <mib_fu3alr> Thanks guys I really appreciate it.
#2597 [15:31] <what> i just downloaded the games
#2598 [15:31] <Thrae> mib_fu3alr: There's a bug with the drivers in 10.5.8 that Apple fixes in a newer version of OS X.
#2599 [15:31] <what> and it does not lead at all
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#2601 [15:32] <what> sorry load at all
#2602 [15:32] <what> seems to have a bug right at the beginning
#2603 [15:33] <Thrae> what: Most likely not a Minecraft bug. Are you using Windows?
#2604 [15:33] <what> yes i am
#2605 [15:33] <Thrae> ??> what win/dxdiag
#2606 [15:33] <VoxelHead> what: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2607 [15:34] <VoxelHead> what: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2608 [15:34] <Thrae> what: Follow VoxelHead's instructions.
#2609 [15:34] <what> ok thanks i will try that
#2610 [15:35] <Jyro> Thrae Not completely sure I know how to use the site you gave me, guidance please? :P
#2611 [15:35] <RobinJ24> WHat language is VoxelHead written in=
#2612 [15:35] <RobinJ24> ?
#2613 [15:36] <RobinJ24> No wait I don't care about him uhh
#2614 [15:36] <RobinJ24> !paid someone
#2615 [15:36] <DopeGhoti> Mostly English, RobinJ24.
#2616 [15:36] <RobinJ24> yeah it's aubot i want to know
#2617 [15:36] <RobinJ24> lol..
#2618 [15:36] <DopeGhoti> Same for AuBot.
#2619 [15:36] <almostroot> I swear I saw some sanskrit in there somewhere.
#2620 [15:36] <RobinJ24> I'm kinda interested in the !paid command
#2621 [15:37] <Doblez> i have both downloaded
#2622 [15:37] <RobinJ24> what is the command for the Minecraft server thing?
#2623 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> "check".
#2624 [15:37] <RobinJ24> !check mc.tux2mc.com
#2625 [15:37] * RobinJ24 wants those commands =[
#2625 [15:38] <almostroot> !help
#2626 [15:38] <RobinJ24> what is server?
#2627 [15:38] <RobinJ24> !server
#2628 [15:38] <RobinJ24> oh..
#2629 [15:38] <almostroot> !ping
#2630 [15:38] <GreyBot> almostroot Your Ping time was 0.203 seconds.
#2631 [15:38] <RobinJ24> !ping
#2632 [15:38] <RobinJ24> =(
#2633 [15:38] <VoxelHead> Pong
#2634 [15:38] <almostroot> GreyBot is restricted use.
#2635 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> greybot just has a flood timer
#2636 [15:39] <DopeGhoti> that's a restriction.
#2637 [15:39] <RobinJ24> so it will work now?
#2638 [15:39] <almostroot> Ah, so GreyBot just leaves it out there for anyone to use noww?
#2639 [15:39] <RobinJ24> !ping
#2640 [15:39] <GreyBot> RobinJ24 Your Ping time was 0.39 seconds.
#2641 [15:39] <RobinJ24> =D
#2642 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> for !ping, yes
#2643 [15:39] <Jyro> Thrae Not comepletely sure how to use the site you gave me...
#2644 [15:40] <Thrae> Jyro: The website explains about and gives links to how to find the PCI Vendor & Device string for your devices. If you can just give us a report on www.pastebin.com we can help you sort through it.
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#2648 [15:42] <Thrae> &((*& cat
#2649 [15:43] <Jyro> hmm ... sorry but i clicked on dell , then what?
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#2651 [15:45] <Thrae> Jyro: I don't have any different instructions off the top of my head.
#2652 [15:45] <Jyro> this is what it says when i click on the video controller in device manager - The drivers for this device are not installed. (Code 28) There is no driver selected for the device information set or element. To find a driver for this device, click Update Driver.
#2653 [15:46] <Jyro> i clicked update driver and it says there is no driver available, could this be the reason it says bad video card drivers when i try to play mc?
#2654 [15:46] <Thrae> Jyro: Someone on ##windows in Freenode may have done it before
#2655 [15:47] <Jyro> What quit?
#2656 [15:47] <Jyro> lol
#2657 [15:49] <e1m0re> привет, сегодня узнал что мой gift code украли. его можно как ни будь вернуть или изменить?
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#2664 [16:09] <Pitley> helo. any german admin in here?
#2665 [16:14] <JohnEBH> Pitley- Nope
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#2667 [16:15] <Sardonicus> Iguana understands some german :)
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#2669 [16:17] <Iguana> I do?
#2670 [16:19] <Sardonicus> Oh well I thought so, isn't your name german :)
#2671 [16:19] <Pitley> i'll try it in english. but sry if i do any mistakes. I've just bought minecraft and wanted 2 play mpmode. but everytime i try 2 connect it failed. I've read anything about the possibillity that the main server crashed. now i just want 2 know more. And once more sry 4 my bad english.
#2672 [16:20] <Sardonicus> alr8
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#2674 [16:21] <pwnageseason> hello
#2675 [16:21] <pwnageseason> can anyone help me got a problem at starting minecraft
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#2677 [16:22] <Pitley> "can't connect to minecraft.com"?
#2678 [16:22] <RobinJ24> Yes this is #minecrafthelp
#2679 [16:23] <pwnageseason> can someone help me? i cant start the game
#2680 [16:23] <Pitley> pwnageseason> if youre talking about connection problems with minecraft.com when trieing 2 log in to the launcher i've got the same problem. and the question is allready asked
#2681 [16:23] <pwnageseason> nope
#2682 [16:24] <pwnageseason> http://pastebin.com/EVQ37tr1
#2683 [16:24] <pwnageseason> thats what im talking about
#2684 [16:24] <almostroot> pwnageseason: Update your graphics card drivers.
#2685 [16:24] <almostroot> ??> pwnageseason gpu/amd
#2686 [16:24] <VoxelHead> pwnageseason: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#2687 [16:24] <pwnageseason> amd hd 3850 agp
#2688 [16:25] <RobinJ24> Pitley Are you using an old launcher or using a pirate version?
#2689 [16:25] <pwnageseason> new drivers dont work
#2690 [16:25] <pwnageseason> its the new launcher
#2691 [16:25] <pwnageseason> i've bought the game
#2692 [16:25] <Pitley> RobinJ24 ive payed the game at minecraft.net and downloaded the launcher there
#2693 [16:25] <almostroot> pwnageseason: Utilize the advice I just gave you and the link from VoxelHead or don't bother asking.
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#2695 [16:28] <almostroot> Pitley: In the launcher, does it load the change log at the login screen or does it only display meaningless html tags?
#2696 [16:28] <Pitley> x.x sry need translation xD
#2697 [16:29] <Pitley> if it help: i've just seen that i'm able 2 play multiplayer on browser
#2698 [16:31] <Pitley> http://www.pic-upload.de/view-11639798/Unbenannt1.png.html
#2699 [16:32] <Pitley> http://www.pic-upload.de/view-11639802/Unbenannt2.png.html
#2700 [16:33] <almostroot> ??> Pitley error/cantconnect
#2701 [16:33] <VoxelHead> Pitley: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2702 [16:33] <VoxelHead> Pitley: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2703 [16:33] <Pitley> one mom pls. google translation xD
#2704 [16:35] <Pitley> maybe i've found the error. java update available. but i can't update it. when i'm trieing it sais: could not install. or something like this
#2705 [16:36] <TheNytangel> Oh how fun today was
#2706 [16:36] <TheNytangel> There was a gun threat so we had a code orange for a little over half of the day, then a code yellow the rest of the day
#2707 [16:36] <RobinJ24> Nice
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#2709 [16:37] <RobinJ24> Me and some friends in music school started writing a song
#2710 [16:37] <RobinJ24> I htink I had a slightly better day
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#2712 [16:37] <RobinJ24> :P
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#2714 [16:37] <rjam> can someone help me with minecraft it wont run:'(
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#2717 [16:47] <Pitley> hello again
#2718 [16:48] <Pitley> updated java but same old problem.
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#2721 [16:52] <Pitley> somebody can help?
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#2725 [16:54] <ferminter> i can never get the game on single player mode (or any mode) to play...i show that java is up to date, but i get a black play screen with nothing else...any ideas what may be the problem with getting the graphics to work so i can play?
#2726 [16:55] <Luigi> lol
#2727 [16:55] <Luigi> me too
#2728 [16:55] <Luigi> i try it with single
#2729 [16:55] <Luigi> i have java
#2730 [16:55] <Luigi> but doesnt work
#2731 [16:55] <lemon-rev> guys have you tryed playing the game in broswer ?
#2732 [16:55] <lemon-rev> broswer*
#2733 [16:56] <lemon-rev> browser lol
#2734 [16:56] <ferminter> i have tried in mozilla firefox, internet explorer, and google chrome...none has worked
#2735 [16:56] <Pitley> i tried and it worked. multiplayer 2 but multiplayer doesnt work with minecraft launcher -.-
#2736 [16:56] <Luigi> ikr
#2737 [16:56] <lemon-rev> ferminter windows ?
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#2739 [16:56] <Luigi> i still need help
#2740 [16:56] <Luigi> it doesnt work
#2741 [16:56] <ferminter> yes its windows.....
#2742 [16:56] <lemon-rev> Luigi goto your web broswer minecraft.net < log in < click on home page in browser
#2743 [16:56] <Luigi> and i dont have money
#2744 [16:57] <lemon-rev> ??> ferminter win/dxdiag
#2745 [16:57] <VoxelHead> ferminter: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2746 [16:57] <VoxelHead> ferminter: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2747 [16:57] <Luigi> i didnt buy it
#2748 [16:57] <lemon-rev> oh i see
#2749 [16:57] <mib_l5qph2> is there any extra files i need to download
#2750 [16:57] <Luigi> i didnt buy the thing
#2751 [16:57] <ferminter> we are not buying it either until we can make sure it actually works on the free mode
#2752 [16:57] <Luigi> ik
#2753 [16:57] <lemon-rev> mib_l5qph2 when you lauch the game did you see green bar scroll across the screen and load files ?
#2754 [16:58] <Luigi> but im saying i dont have money
#2755 [16:58] <Luigi> for it
#2756 [16:58] <Luigi> :O
#2757 [16:58] <lemon-rev> ferminter you either play the demo and you can get that or not at all
#2758 [16:58] <Luigi> ok
#2759 [16:58] <lemon-rev> ?? demo
#2760 [16:58] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2761 [16:58] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
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#2763 [16:58] <Luigi> ok
#2764 [16:58] <ferminter> we see the game bar for about a second, says loading then just black box
#2765 [16:58] <mib_l5qph2> i didnt buy it yet mi mom thinks theres extra files she needs to download and she thinks it will slow her computer
#2766 [16:59] <Luigi> ok?
#2767 [16:59] <lemon-rev> ferminter have you brought the game ?
#2768 [16:59] <Luigi> i instal it
#2769 [16:59] <Luigi> the domo
#2770 [16:59] <mib_l5qph2> will it slow her computer
#2771 [16:59] <lemon-rev> lugigi and ?
#2772 [16:59] <Luigi> it depends
#2773 [16:59] <Luigi> huh o
#2774 [16:59] <mib_l5qph2> on wht
#2775 [17:00] <lemon-rev> mib_l5qph2 only thing that slows computer is bad file management or maleware
#2776 [17:00] <Luigi> it depends if u have alot of files
#2777 [17:00] <mib_l5qph2> o she doesnt
#2778 [17:00] <Luigi> lemon-rev so wat i do
#2779 [17:00] <ferminter> i just installed the demo, and it will not load/run at all, it just has a white box
#2780 [17:01] <lemon-rev> ok
#2781 [17:01] <lemon-rev> ??> ferminter win/dxdiag
#2782 [17:01] <VoxelHead> ferminter: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2783 [17:01] <VoxelHead> ferminter: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2784 [17:01] <lemon-rev> do that for me
#2785 [17:01] <vbitz> a issue has poped up with my linux laptop and playing minecraft, i have a fresh 1.8.1 install but minecraft black screens when i login, this error pops up in the terminal Exception in thread "Minecraft main thread" java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: /home//.minecraft/bin/natives/liblwjgl.so: /home//.minecraft/bin/natives/liblwjgl.so: wrong ELF class: ELFCLASS32 (Possible cause: architecture word width mismatch)
#2786 [17:01] <Luigi> its has a java
#2787 [17:01] <lemon-rev> and while your at it, check your antivirus scanner to see if its being blocked
#2788 [17:01] <Luigi> and just loading
#2789 [17:02] <vbitz> i'm using the latest version of jdk
#2790 [17:02] <lemon-rev> ??> vbitz linux/reinst
#2791 [17:02] <VoxelHead> vbitz: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2792 [17:02] <VoxelHead> vbitz: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#2793 [17:02] <Luigi> lemon-rev the domo it says error
#2794 [17:02] <Pitley> Now maybe someone could help me with my problem?
#2795 [17:02] <lemon-rev> lugigi what type of error
#2796 [17:02] <lemon-rev> maybe
#2797 [17:03] <Luigi> bad video card drivers
#2798 [17:03] <Luigi> it says
#2799 [17:03] <lemon-rev> lugigi try going to java.com < and making sure you have the latest update
#2800 [17:03] <Luigi> ok
#2801 [17:03] <Luigi> put the address
#2802 [17:03] <Luigi> the website
#2803 [17:04] <lemon-rev> website is www.java.com
#2804 [17:04] <Luigi> ok
#2805 [17:04] <vbitz> VoxelHead, done and i still have the same issues
#2806 [17:04] <lemon-rev> vbitz did you do the pastebin ?
#2807 [17:04] <lemon-rev> oh
#2808 [17:04] <lemon-rev> doh
#2809 [17:04] <Luigi> still wat i do
#2810 [17:04] <Pitley> da bekommt man ja bei der deutschen telekom noch mehr hilfe x.x
#2811 [17:05] <Luigi> lemom-rev wat i do
#2812 [17:05] <Luigi> lemon-rev
#2813 [17:05] <lemon-rev> vbitz dude, look at the fourms i cant help im no good with linux, but something sounds like its either not loading that file or your not getting it completely down
#2814 [17:05] <lemon-rev> Luigi what was the last thing i got you to do
#2815 [17:05] <Pitley> x.x
#2816 [17:06] <Luigi> to find wat version i thnik
#2817 [17:06] <lemon-rev> pitley use a translater please english only
#2818 [17:06] <lemon-rev> luigi you got to the site click on download and do it
#2819 [17:06] <Pitley> i activated translation but it haven't work
#2820 [17:06] <Luigi> i download it already
#2821 [17:07] <lemon-rev> ok try mc again
#2822 [17:07] <Luigi> ok
#2823 [17:07] <Pitley> the only thing i was told was not to write german. wow. great help in 30 minutes
#2824 [17:07] <lemon-rev> pitley i dont know who told you that, i only speek english yea
#2825 [17:07] <Luigi> lemon-rev is it version 6 and update 27
#2826 [17:08] <Kealper> ??> Pitley attitude
#2827 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Pitley: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2828 [17:08] <lemon-rev> luigi try launching your game, dammit please read what im saying
#2829 [17:08] <VoxelHead> Pitley: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2830 [17:08] <Luigi> ok
#2831 [17:08] <Kealper> now then, back to making dinner i go
#2832 [17:08] <lemon-rev> lol
#2833 [17:08] <Luigi> instaling....................
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#2835 [17:10] <Luigi> done i think
#2836 [17:10] <Luigi> wait almost
#2837 [17:10] <Luigi> almost
#2838 [17:10] <Luigi> there
#2839 [17:11] <Luigi> wait almost...........
#2840 [17:11] <Luigi> need to close it be right back
#2841 [17:11] <Pitley> VoxelHead i asked for helo respectfully and with the hope some nice people could help me with a little problem. then kids came in wich i think downloaded the game illegal. and then everyone was up to solve their problems. i know that this isnt any official support site. but on the mojang sites i don't find any answer wich makes me satisfied
#2842 [17:12] <lemon-rev> pitley ok, so you have what an illigal version of mc running on your pc, correct >?
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#2844 [17:12] <lemon-rev> ?? bot
#2845 [17:12] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, sometimes a sock-puppet, but never an independant helper.
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#2847 [17:13] <Pitley> lemon-rev o0 i BOUGHT the game 2 hours before
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#2849 [17:13] <lemon-rev> pitley do you still have the game running on your pc, do you know if its the liggit version of the illigal one, that is what im trying to get at
#2850 [17:14] <Pitley> i dont understand anything. google translation fails with this sentence
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#2852 [17:15] <Luigi> back
#2853 [17:15] <lemon-rev> pitley the game running on your computer does it work ?
#2854 [17:15] <Pitley> on
#2855 [17:15] <Luigi> lemon-rev i download it
#2856 [17:15] <Pitley> no*
#2857 [17:15] <Luigi> wat i do
#2858 [17:15] <Pitley> its only running in singleplayer and on browser
#2859 [17:15] <lemon-rev> luigi what do you see when it downloaded ?
#2860 [17:16] <Luigi> it said u want to redw=ownload it
#2861 [17:16] <Luigi> redownload it
#2862 [17:16] <lemon-rev> pitley so what happens when you play via the minecraft.exe file you can get from minecraft.net ?
#2863 [17:16] <Luigi> so lemon-rev wat i do now
#2864 [17:16] <Luigi> do i just go play
#2865 [17:16] <Luigi> or try it
#2866 [17:16] <Pitley> lemon-rev you mean the minecraft launcher?
#2867 [17:16] <lemon-rev> luigi why is it asking for you to redownload it, if you have it downloaded it
#2868 [17:17] <lemon-rev> ??> luigi tweet
#2869 [17:17] <lemon-rev> ??> luigi tweeter
#2870 [17:17] <lemon-rev> bah
#2871 [17:17] <Luigi> i already downloaded but i told
#2872 [17:17] <lemon-rev> luigi i cant type that fast this morning, please be holding your horses ok
#2873 [17:17] <Luigi> u
#2874 [17:17] <Luigi> ok
#2875 [17:18] <lemon-rev> luigi dude, look, did you see a green bar with files loading up ?
#2876 [17:18] <Luigi> huh?
#2877 [17:18] <Luigi> u mean the loading bar
#2878 [17:18] <lemon-rev> bah, luigi you need to give me more information
#2879 [17:18] <lemon-rev> yes
#2880 [17:18] <Luigi> yes
#2881 [17:18] <lemon-rev> what happens n ext ?
#2882 [17:19] <Luigi> it said to shut down all programs
#2883 [17:19] <lemon-rev> ok and i thought you did ?
#2884 [17:19] <Luigi> i did
#2885 [17:19] <lemon-rev> luigi then after you close all programs the what happens ?
#2886 [17:20] <Pitley> lemon-rev i'll explain it completely: my problem is that i'm able to play multiplayer and singleplayer browser version on minecraft.net i downloaded minecraft.exe from minecraft.net but i am only able to play singleplayer. when i try to login for multiplayer it tells me that it can't connect to minecraft.net. i've read that it could be because the servers
#2887 [17:20] <Luigi> then it says tat " you wanna redownload it?" it saays tat
#2888 [17:20] <Pitley> lemon-rev are down or because the servers are overloaded
#2889 [17:21] <Luigi> huh?
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#2891 [17:21] <Pitley> lemon-rev but my understanding of this ends because i am able to play on browser
#2892 [17:21] <lemon-rev> pitley yes it can be but it also can be that your computer might be blocking minecraft.exe from connecting to the sites its needing to connect to, please check your firewall and anitvirus scanner for minecraft.exe and anything that it could be blocking please
#2893 [17:22] <lemon-rev> luigi i dont know what the demo is trying to do, but it should be working since you have files on your computer now, but i cant help further because im not mojang and you havent brought the game,
#2894 [17:22] <Luigi> lemon-rev i said it says :"Do u wanna redownload it ?"
#2895 [17:22] <Luigi> ok nvm
#2896 [17:22] <lemon-rev> luigi you can either say yes or no
#2897 [17:23] <Luigi> huh?
#2898 [17:23] <mib_l5qph2> how do u use commands?
#2899 [17:23] <Luigi> wat u mean
#2900 [17:23] <Luigi> the domo
#2901 [17:23] <Luigi> or the bought game
#2902 [17:23] <lemon-rev> mib_l5qph2 what do you mean commands ?
#2903 [17:23] <Luigi> or the download the java
#2904 [17:23] <mib_l5qph2> lik u can put in give tnt it wont give it to me
#2905 [17:23] <lemon-rev> luigi exactly as i said it, you have or should have the demo installed the game should be working, if not the demo is screwed up and i cant help
#2906 [17:24] <Luigi> put the domo again
#2907 [17:24] <lemon-rev> mib_l5qph2 it only happens in say muliplayer and if that sserver allows you to have that for an allowed command
#2908 [17:24] <lemon-rev> ??> luigi demo
#2909 [17:24] <VoxelHead> luigi: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2910 [17:24] <VoxelHead> luigi: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2911 [17:24] <Luigi> ok
#2912 [17:24] <Pitley> lemon-rev i even dont know how to do this. my anti virus software is just an easy one: avira anti virus free version.
#2913 [17:24] <mib_l5qph2> oooo ok thanks and is minecraft save like virus free
#2914 [17:25] <Luigi> ok loading
#2915 [17:25] <lemon-rev> pitley while you try and launch the exe please attempt to turn off your antivirus / firewall while you test the file, does your computer username that it uses to log into your computer have a ! in the name ?
#2916 [17:25] <Luigi> lets see
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#2918 [17:26] <mib_l5qph2> is it easy to play on laptop?
#2919 [17:26] <Luigi> ooooooooooo tats why
#2920 [17:26] <lemon-rev> mib_l5qph2 laptops arnt real gameing machines, sometimes you can get it to work sometimes not
#2921 [17:27] <Luigi> tat wat it says
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#2923 [17:27] <Luigi> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 10/10/11 2:26 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Demo (PC Gamer) OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1
#2924 [17:27] <lemon-rev> hm
#2925 [17:27] <lemon-rev> ??> luigi win/dxdiag
#2926 [17:27] <VoxelHead> luigi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2927 [17:27] <VoxelHead> luigi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2928 [17:27] <Luigi> o my gosh too fast
#2929 [17:28] <lemon-rev> luigi just follow the instructions
#2930 [17:28] <Luigi> ok
#2931 [17:28] <Pitley> lemon-rev i just understood a few words -.- i hate my bad english
#2932 [17:29] <lemon-rev> pitley turn off antivirus / firewall and try minecraft.exe
#2933 [17:29] <Pitley> lemon-rev i understood the first part about anti virus and firewall but after that: nearly nothing
#2934 [17:30] <lemon-rev> pitley i understand your having trouble, please im trying to make it easy for you to understand
#2935 [17:30] <Luigi> ok i past it
#2936 [17:30] <Luigi> paste
#2937 [17:30] <Luigi> it
#2938 [17:31] <Luigi> in pubic
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#2940 [17:31] <lemon-rev> luigi the pastebin. you need to submit it then it should give you a http: link please copy and paste that link in here
#2941 [17:31] <Luigi> public
#2942 [17:31] <Luigi> ok
#2943 [17:31] <Pitley> lemon-rev yes i know. and i'm very gratefull for your efforts. i'm working with translater but it is horrible
#2944 [17:31] <Luigi> http://pastebin.com/NmyUJFzp
#2945 [17:32] <lemon-rev> lol, pitley thanks
#2946 [17:32] <Luigi> there lemon-rev
#2947 [17:32] <Pitley> lemon-rev it was right? the grammar? xD
#2948 [17:32] <lemon-rev> luigi that was the error report i need your dxdiag ok
#2949 [17:32] <Luigi> got it
#2950 [17:32] <lemon-rev> pitley correct :)
#2951 [17:32] <Pitley> lemon-rev yeah xD
#2952 [17:32] <Luigi> dxdiag?
#2953 [17:33] <lemon-rev> bah, would you read vox again im only going do this once more
#2954 [17:33] <lemon-rev> ??> luigi win/dxdiag
#2955 [17:33] <Luigi> huh
#2956 [17:33] <VoxelHead> luigi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2957 [17:33] <VoxelHead> luigi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2958 [17:33] <lemon-rev> luigi follow vox
#2959 [17:33] <Luigi> ok
#2960 [17:34] <Pitley> lemon-rev so: anti vir- guard isnt the problem. but how to deactivate firewall? or allow connection to minecraft.net?
#2961 [17:34] <lemon-rev> pitley what windows are you running ?
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#2963 [17:35] <Pitley> windows 7 ultimate 64*
#2964 [17:35] <lemon-rev> pitley use google for win7 firewall allow programs
#2965 [17:36] <Luigi> gra]
#2966 [17:36] <Pitley> lemon-rev yeah i know. www.gidf.de ^^ its german. but on english it means: (google is your friend).de
#2967 [17:36] <Luigi> too..............cant.........................
#2968 [17:37] <Luigi> huh.................?
#2969 [17:37] <lemon-rev> pitley use google please best friend to use in this case
#2970 [17:38] <lemon-rev> luigi just follow vox, if you have trouble let me know
#2971 [17:38] <Luigi> ok
#2972 [17:38] <Luigi> how come he put this
#2973 [17:38] <Luigi> VoxelHead Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#2974 [17:38] <Luigi> why he put this?
#2975 [17:39] <lemon-rev> luigi it depends on what happend and when he said it
#2976 [17:39] <Luigi> huh?
#2977 [17:39] <Luigi> still .............
#2978 [17:40] <Luigi> noooooooooo
#2979 [17:40] <Pitley> lemon-rev i allowed the connection of minecraft.exe (the data i downloaded from minecraft.net) with the internet but it still dont run
#2980 [17:40] <lemon-rev> luigi dont bother just get the dxdiag to me please
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#2982 [17:40] <Luigi> i still dont know?..............
#2983 [17:41] <lemon-rev> pitley then i can only say you might have to put up with browser version only
#2984 [17:41] <Luigi> :O
#2985 [17:41] <lemon-rev> luigi what is it you dont know
#2986 [17:41] <Luigi> still
#2987 [17:41] <Luigi> noooo
#2988 [17:41] <lemon-rev> still what ?
#2989 [17:41] <Pitley> lemon-rev omfg ( o )(O )
#2990 [17:41] <Luigi> its nothing
#2991 [17:41] <lemon-rev> pitley i cant help, sorry
#2992 [17:42] <Pitley> lemon-rev thanks for trieing :(
#2993 [17:42] <lemon-rev> np
#2994 [17:42] <Luigi> um.....................
#2995 [17:42] <lemon-rev> luigi explane your self
#2996 [17:42] <Luigi> yea explain wat?
#2997 [17:42] <Luigi> my computer
#2998 [17:42] <lemon-rev> luigi what your having trouble with
#2999 [17:43] <lemon-rev> and ?
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#3001 [17:43] <Luigi> cant play classic games like muitplayer or single
#3002 [17:43] <lemon-rev> luigi your only able to play single player if you have gotten the demo, if you wish to play muliplayer then buy the f'ing game
#3003 [17:44] <Luigi> ok single i have java already
#3004 [17:44] <Luigi> i try single but.........
#3005 [17:45] <lemon-rev> luigi im about to stop talking to you since you dont want to listen to me anyway, im saying i know you have bad video drivers if you wish to update them by your self please do, but other wise give me the dxdiag in pastebin or dont bother with me anymore please
#3006 [17:45] <Luigi> I DONT KNOW WATS DXDIAG
#3007 [17:45] <Luigi> IM SAYING
#3008 [17:46] <lemon-rev> luigi its a command thing that allows me to see whats on your computer ie system stuff
#3009 [17:46] <lemon-rev> can you pull it up on your computer luigi ?
#3010 [17:46] <Luigi> coulsd i just tell u my computer information?
#3011 [17:47] <Jyro> ??> dxdiag
#3012 [17:47] <lemon-rev> luigi it would take far too long, use google to look it up
#3013 [17:47] <Luigi> its 1995 its emachines
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#3015 [17:47] <Luigi> wait nvm its 1998
#3016 [17:47] <Jyro> k what operarting system are you running?
#3017 [17:48] <Jyro> ??dxdiag
#3018 [17:48] <Luigi> not taking to u im taking to lemon-rev
#3019 [17:48] <Jyro> i can help you too if you stop being so stubborn
#3020 [17:48] <Luigi> ok
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#3022 [17:48] <Jyro> what operating system are you running?
#3023 [17:49] <Jyro> windows xp? windows 7?
#3024 [17:49] <Luigi> operation system means wat type is the computer right?:s
#3025 [17:49] <Luigi> nvm
#3026 [17:49] <Luigi> windows xp
#3027 [17:49] <Jyro> kay hit the start button
#3028 [17:49] <Luigi> its version is 5.1
#3029 [17:50] <Jyro> 'and do you see a thing that says just "run"
#3030 [17:50] <Luigi> huh
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#3032 [17:50] <Jyro> hit the start button and on the left it should say "run
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#3034 [17:50] <lemon-rev> jyro he hasnt brought the game and hes trying to get the demo to work but hes not understanding how to get a dxdiag to appear or whatnot
#3035 [17:50] <Jyro> right sorry
#3036 [17:50] <Jyro> voxelhead
#3037 [17:51] <Luigi> \ok?
#3038 [17:51] <Jyro> you found the run thing
#3039 [17:51] <Jyro> now in there type dxdiag
#3040 [17:51] <Luigi> huh
#3041 [17:51] <Luigi> u mean go to the website
#3042 [17:52] <Jyro> hmm going to have to do this differently
#3043 [17:52] <Jyro> ?>dxdiag
#3044 [17:52] <Jyro> ??>dxdiag
#3045 [17:52] <Jyro> ??aq
#3046 [17:52] <Jyro> ??faq
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#3048 [17:52] <Jyro> !help
#3049 [17:53] <lemon-rev> jyro its ??> username win/dxdiag
#3050 [17:53] <Luigi> lol:P
#3051 [17:53] <mib_b8jleh> how come i cant run minecraft?
#3052 [17:53] <Jyro> haha
#3053 [17:53] <mib_b8jleh> please help
#3054 [17:53] <Jyro> kay i cant help him its too hard lol
#3055 [17:53] <Luigi> me too
#3056 [17:53] <Jyro> what is your problem?
#3057 [17:53] <lemon-rev> mib_b8jleh how the hell should we know, tell us the problem we might beable to help
#3058 [17:54] <Jyro> mib_b8jleh Please explain WHY you cant run Minecraft.
#3059 [17:54] <mib_b8jleh> when i go to minecraft.net/play it wont run and when i dl it and click it on my desktop it just doesnt even start..
#3060 [17:55] <lemon-rev> mib_b8jleh what are you seeing when you try to play it in broswer ?
#3061 [17:55] <mib_b8jleh> it says error w/a black screen
#3062 [17:55] <lemon-rev> mib_b8jleh can you make sure you have java updated please java.com
#3063 [17:56] <Jyro> mib_b8jleh Have you tried updating Java, if not java.com. The game is programmed in Java so that may be your problem.
#3064 [17:56] <mib_b8jleh> ok brb
#3065 [17:56] <lemon-rev> jyro if you wish to help right now, ill shut up for a bit, :P
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#3067 [17:56] <Jyro> I cant help Luigi its too hard lol
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#3069 [17:56] <Luigi> it says failure game
#3070 [17:57] <lemon-rev> luigi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGjcCLo265o
#3071 [17:58] <Luigi> ok
#3072 [17:59] <Jyro> ??> VoxelHead win/dxdiag
#3073 [17:59] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3074 [17:59] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3075 [17:59] <lemon-rev> LOL
#3076 [17:59] <Jyro> haha dere we go now i know lol
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#3078 [17:59] <Luigi> lol
#3079 [18:00] <Luigi> hey but i have to pay
#3080 [18:00] <Jyro> Are you trying to play the Beta or just the free one?
#3081 [18:00] <Luigi> free one
#3082 [18:01] <Jyro> For the free one you do not have to pay.
#3083 [18:01] <Luigi> no the windows xp update
#3084 [18:02] <Jyro> You shouldn't have to pay for a Windows Update. But can you do as we ask and get us your dxdiag. Read what VoxelHEad said earlier to fnd your dxdaig, please
#3085 [18:02] <Luigi> wats vendor
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#3087 [18:02] <Luigi> g
#3088 [18:02] <Luigi> opps wrong button
#3089 [18:02] <Jyro> Hello Rumplr!
#3090 [18:02] <rumplr> hi
#3091 [18:03] <Luigi> Jyro wats "vendor"
#3092 [18:03] <Jyro> Where are you reading this?
#3093 [18:03] <Luigi> the java says something
#3094 [18:03] <Luigi> i send address
#3095 [18:03] <Jyro> K
#3096 [18:04] <Luigi> http://www.java.com/en/download/testjava.jsp
#3097 [18:04] <Luigi> there]
#3098 [18:05] <Jyro> That is just the company who made Java. Please, in order for me to help you I need your dxdiag.
#3099 [18:05] <Luigi> i still dont know send me address
#3100 [18:05] <Luigi> or there isnt
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#3102 [18:06] <Jyro> ??> VoxelHead win/dxdiag
#3103 [18:06] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3104 [18:06] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3105 [18:06] <Jyro> Just follow those instructions
#3106 [18:07] <Luigi> wheres the win+R
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#3108 [18:08] <Jyro> the win button is located on the left in between your ctrl button and alt button, hold the win button down and hit R
#3109 [18:08] <Luigi> ok then wat
#3110 [18:08] <mib_at1seq> please help when i play on browser it says failed to launch
#3111 [18:09] <Jyro> Then inside that you write dxdiag
#3112 [18:09] <Luigi> ok
#3113 [18:09] <Jyro> mib_at1seq Are you playing the free version?
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#3115 [18:09] <mib_at1seq> jyro how come i cant play when i update?
#3116 [18:09] <mib_at1seq> when i update it ,it fails?
#3117 [18:09] <Jyro> did a thing pop up with a bunch of info?
#3118 [18:10] <Jyro> Are you playing the Beta or the free version?
#3119 [18:10] <Luigi> free duh
#3120 [18:10] <Jyro> no im asking mib_at1seq: are you playing the Beta or free version?
#3121 [18:11] <Luigi> ok nvm
#3122 [18:11] <Jyro> Luigi: did a box appear with a lot of info?
#3123 [18:11] <Luigi> yews
#3124 [18:11] <Luigi> yes
#3125 [18:11] <mib_at1seq> beta
#3126 [18:11] <mib_at1seq> i got it to work now but its laggy
#3127 [18:11] <Jyro> luigi: at the bottom it says save all information. Hit that and save it on your desktop or somewhere you can find it easily
#3128 [18:12] <Luigi> ok
#3129 [18:12] <Jyro> mib_at1seq: Try changing your Video Settings, your computer may not be able to handle it.
#3130 [18:12] <Jyro> Luigi: You have the file on your Desktop now?
#3131 [18:13] <mib_at1seq> what is less laggy fancy or fast?
#3132 [18:13] <Luigi> hold up
#3133 [18:13] <Jyro> mib_at1seq: Fast will be
#3134 [18:13] <Jyro> less laggy
#3135 [18:13] <Jyro> Luigi: Okay.
#3136 [18:14] <Luigi> o my gosh where is it
#3137 [18:14] <Jyro> Luigi: Do you know where it is?
#3138 [18:14] <Luigi> found it
#3139 [18:14] <Luigi> wat i do
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#3141 [18:15] <Jyro> Okay now highlight everything inside it and copy it .
#3142 [18:15] <Luigi> its alot
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#3144 [18:15] <Jyro> Luigi: Yes, it will be.
#3145 [18:15] <Luigi> ok
#3146 [18:15] <Jyro> Luigi: Got it?
#3147 [18:15] <Luigi> but it doesnt have personal stuff right?
#3148 [18:16] <Jyro> Luigi: now go to pastebin.com and paste inside there
#3149 [18:16] <mr_evil> what is the tall black thing in 1.8?
#3150 [18:16] <Luigi> hold up its alot
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#3152 [18:16] <Jyro> mr_evil: I assume you are refering to the Endermen
#3153 [18:16] <mr_evil> o because i killed one
#3154 [18:16] <Jyro> haha yeah if you look at it it comes after you :P
#3155 [18:17] <mr_evil> what about the thing that look like rat in nether?
#3156 [18:17] <Jyro> mr_evil: hmm not sure lol
#3157 [18:17] <mr_evil> is there such thing as flying pigs in aether?
#3158 [18:18] <mr_evil> ????
#3159 [18:18] <Jyro> mr_evil: There are those flying things called... Ghasts. that make odd noises.
#3160 [18:19] <mr_evil> i need help getting premium
#3161 [18:19] <mr_evil> i mean the game
#3162 [18:19] <Jyro> How so?
#3163 [18:19] <mr_evil> when i buy it wont let me play
#3164 [18:19] <Jyro> mr_evil: What did you use to purchase it?
#3165 [18:20] <mr_evil> umm mastercard
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#3167 [18:20] <Jyro> Luigi: Did you get it into Pastebin yet?
#3168 [18:20] <Jyro> mr_evil: Pre-paid?
#3169 [18:20] <mr_evil> ya
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#3171 [18:21] <Jyro> mr_evil: okay Same here. Did you register the card on Mastercard Vanila website before using the card?
#3172 [18:21] <swiftmalachi> Hey, can anyone tell me how I can set up a minecraft classic server? I've already got portforwarding set for my SMP server
#3173 [18:22] <Jyro> swiftmalachi: I could try to help you.
#3174 [18:22] <Jyro> You have to use a different server client other than the one provided on Minecraft.net
#3175 [18:22] <swiftmalachi> That'd be awesome! I use to have a classic server, and I just found my old files. But they no longer work
#3176 [18:23] <swiftmalachi> but the server_level.dat seems to be fine
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#3178 [18:23] <Jyro> Okay there are many different clients.
#3179 [18:24] <swiftmalachi> I do know I was using the original client from Notch
#3180 [18:24] <Jyro> Well I don't believe he supports that anymore, just the Beta one.
#3181 [18:24] <Luigi> im done
#3182 [18:24] <Luigi> do i put private
#3183 [18:24] <Luigi> or public
#3184 [18:24] <swiftmalachi> Do you have any recommendations for a classic server client?
#3185 [18:25] <Luigi> Jyro wat i put
#3186 [18:25] <Jyro> Luigi: Its in PasteBin, no dont put private, just save it and send me the link for it in this chat
#3187 [18:25] <Luigi> ok
#3188 [18:25] <Luigi> here http://pastebin.com/5yn75Bdq:)
#3189 [18:26] <Jyro> Umm I not familiar with any Classic servers but I could point you in the correct direction! :)
#3190 [18:26] <Luigi> jyro here
#3191 [18:26] <Jyro> Luigi: Give me one sec, and Ill find your correct drivers! :)
#3192 [18:26] <Luigi> ok
#3193 [18:27] <Luigi> :P
#3194 [18:27] <Luigi> lol
#3195 [18:27] <Luigi> let me get food for lunch:)
#3196 [18:28] <Jyro> Okay
#3197 [18:29] <Jyro> swiftmalachi: Okay so I found a page that shows all of the Classic server clients:)
#3198 [18:29] <Luigi> back
#3199 [18:29] <Jyro> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Custom_server_list#Classic and just croll down to Classic
#3200 [18:29] <swiftmalachi> Thank you so much!
#3201 [18:29] <Jyro> That was'nt for you luigi
#3202 [18:29] <Jyro> No problem!
#3203 [18:29] <Luigi> ik
#3204 [18:30] <Jyro> When you pasted it did you hit save at the bottom?
#3205 [18:30] <Luigi> why
#3206 [18:31] <Luigi> ???????????????????????????????????????
#3207 [18:31] <Jyro> Cause it says Unknown paste
#3208 [18:31] <Luigi> fe
#3209 [18:32] <Luigi> no i called it things
#3210 [18:32] <Jyro> do you still have the URL?
#3211 [18:32] <Luigi> yes
#3212 [18:32] <almostroot> Luigi: You computer cannot reasonably run Minecraft.
#3213 [18:32] <Luigi> huh
#3214 [18:32] <almostroot> Jyro: They added a smiley face at the end.
#3215 [18:33] <Luigi> Jyro here
#3216 [18:33] <Luigi> http://pastebin.com/5yn75Bdq
#3217 [18:33] <Jyro> Ohhhhhhhhh lol
#3218 [18:33] <Luigi> lol
#3219 [18:33] <Luigi> lol
#3220 [18:33] <Jyro> What does that mean?
#3221 [18:33] <Luigi> i dont know
#3222 [18:33] <Jyro> almostroot?
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#3224 [18:34] <Luigi> i think u cant speak
#3225 [18:34] <almostroot> Luigi: You computer cannot reasonably run Minecraft. It has less than half of a gigabyte of memory.
#3226 [18:34] <Jyro> Luigi: And your display drivers are very old.
#3227 [18:34] <Luigi> i know
#3228 [18:34] <Luigi> i just poor
#3229 [18:34] <Jyro> alomostroot: Whats does it mean taken owner?
#3230 [18:35] <Luigi> im poor so i cant get new computers
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#3232 [18:35] <Luigi> lol
#3233 [18:36] <Jyro> almostroot: What does it mean to take owner from me>
#3234 [18:36] <almostroot> Jyro: Mibbit incorrectly thinks +q is ownership of the channel, when on this network, it means that you're muted.
#3235 [18:36] <Jyro> well why would he do that lol
#3236 [18:36] <Luigi> ok
#3237 [18:37] <Luigi> so i cant play here
#3238 [18:37] <Jyro> No your computer is too old sorry to say!
#3239 [18:38] <Luigi> ok bye forever :(
#3240 [18:38] <Jyro> Goodluck! :)
#3241 [18:38] <Luigi> *gulp*
#3242 [18:38] <Luigi> *gulp*
#3243 [18:39] <Luigi> *crying*
#3244 [18:40] <Luigi> why
#3245 [18:41] <Luigi> so if i buy pacgage i could play or no
#3246 [18:42] <Luigi> Jyro so if i buy it could i play?
#3247 [18:42] <Jyro> Luigi: Realistically no.
#3248 [18:43] <Luigi> Aawwwwwww ok going back to roblox
#3249 [18:43] <Luigi> since..................
#3250 [18:44] <Luigi> lol
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#3252 [18:44] <Luigi> lol
#3253 [18:45] <mib_1ba3av> when i try to run minecraft it sars bad video card but i updated my graphics drive and it STILL wont work
#3254 [18:45] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: Using Windows?
#3255 [18:45] <mib_1ba3av> yea
#3256 [18:45] <Luigi> lol
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#3258 [18:45] <Thrae> ??> mib_1ba3av win/dxdiag
#3259 [18:45] <VoxelHead> mib_1ba3av: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3260 [18:45] <VoxelHead> mib_1ba3av: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3261 [18:45] <almostroot> mib_1ba3av: Did you get the updated drivers from the card maker's website?
#3262 [18:46] <mib_1ba3av> yea Intel
#3263 [18:46] <Luigi> um.............................. bye everybody...................................forever.....................................:(
#3264 [18:46] <mib_1ba3av> hold on
#3265 [18:46] <Jyro> mib_1ba3av: Can we see your dxdiag?
#3266 [18:46] <quixquax> somebody help, my minecraft crashes after the mojang logo, running on ubuntu
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#3268 [18:47] <Jyro> quixquax: Have you updated your Java?
#3269 [18:47] <quixquax> yea
#3270 [18:47] <quixquax> it worked like a week ago
#3271 [18:47] <Jyro> quixquax: Your video card drviers?
#3272 [18:47] <quixquax> up to date
#3273 [18:48] <mib_7smsbb> Hello! I cant seem to connect my Minecraft to internet, even when I, obviously, I have full access to internet. Any tips?
#3274 [18:48] <mib_1ba3av> my java should be updaded i just updated adobe a little big ago but it failed
#3275 [18:48] <Luigi> *gulp*
#3276 [18:48] <Thrae> quixquax: What changed between now and a week ago?
#3277 [18:48] <mib_1ba3av> how do i show u my dxdiag?
#3278 [18:48] <quixquax> hmm, i tried to host a server for a couple days
#3279 [18:48] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Can you connect to http://login.minecraft.net and get "Bad Login"?
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#3281 [18:48] <Jyro> ??> VoxelHead win/dxdiag
#3282 [18:48] <mib_7smsbb> Yes
#3283 [18:48] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3284 [18:49] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3285 [18:50] <Luigi> bye
#3286 [18:50] <Luigi> *gulp*
#3287 [18:50] <mib_7smsbb> And then what? I get the Bad Loggin, but then I dunno what to do. Thanks for the help, by the way.
#3288 [18:51] <Jyro> mib_1ba3av: Did you get youdxdiag?
#3289 [18:51] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: OK, are you using Windows? If so, are you using any Anti-Virus, Firewall, Internet Protection Suite, etc.?
#3290 [18:52] <mib_1ba3av> ------------------
#3291 [18:52] <mib_7smsbb> Windows, and probably that stuff that you mentioned. I need to bypass Minecraft in those things? Gauntlet protocols will never allow this!
#3292 [18:53] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Oh, one more thing to check before we do that...does your launcher have the "News" section and the "Options" button?
#3293 [18:53] <mib_7smsbb> The options button when i log into offline mode, but no news.
#3294 [18:54] <Jyro> mib_1ba3av: Do you know how to get your dxdiag?
#3295 [18:54] <mib_7smsbb> Me?
#3296 [18:54] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Yeah you're using the old launcher -- download the latest one from http://www.minecraft.net/download ; it changed about a month ago to require SSL encryption
#3297 [18:54] <mib_1ba3av> how do i update them because i cant get my dxdiag on pastebin
#3298 [18:54] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: If you can't use pastebin.com then try using pastie.org
#3299 [18:55] <Luigi> bye
#3300 [18:56] <Jyro> Make sure you use the website Pastebin.cm not the Pastebin in the chat.
#3301 [18:56] <mib_7smsbb> I didnt work? Wait, ill keep trying
#3302 [18:56] <mib_7smsbb> 18.1, thats the version?
#3303 [18:56] <Jyro> 1.8.1 Yes
#3304 [18:56] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Did the new launcher have the "News" section and the "Options" button? Yeah, 1.8.1 is the version of Minecraft, not the launcher.
#3305 [18:56] <mib_1ba3av> ill copy it but it wont give me the paste option
#3306 [18:56] <Thrae> AFAIK the launcher has no place to check its "version"
#3307 [18:57] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: Make sure you're going to Edit->Select All in Notepad before you copy and then paste.
#3308 [18:57] <mib_7smsbb> Nope, it has no news or options when i try to log in.
#3309 [18:57] <mib_7smsbb> And it still wont wok.
#3310 [18:58] <mib_7smsbb> Work*
#3311 [18:58] <Jyro> Yes then when at PasteBin.com paste it in the box and hit submit at the bottom, then put the website address that you were directed to in here.
#3312 [18:58] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: http://www.blogcdn.com/news.bigdownload.com/media/2011/01/tumblrlfdmbnihpg1qzb7oxjan21.jpg
#3313 [18:58] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: That's a picture of the launcher you should be using.
#3314 [18:58] <mib_1ba3av> it still doesnt give me the paste option even in notepad!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3315 [18:58] <mib_7smsbb> Thats not the picture i see
#3316 [18:58] <Jyro> You don't want to paste it in notpad.
#3317 [18:59] <mib_1ba3av> i copy it from noTEpad then to paste it in pastie.org but it just wont say paste
#3318 [18:59] <Jyro> You want to copy it from the notepad and paste into the PasteBin.com page.
#3319 [18:59] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Then you're not using the right launcher somehow. Are you going through a custom launcher, or did you use Internet Explorer to download it?
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#3321 [18:59] <mib_7smsbb> I use Firefox
#3322 [18:59] <mib_1ba3av> internet explorer
#3323 [19:00] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Hmm, well do you have multiple Minecraft.exe in your downloads directory?
#3324 [19:00] <Jyro> OKay then you must not have copied anthing .
#3325 [19:00] <mib_1ba3av> i might
#3326 [19:00] <Jyro> You may need to delete the old files in your .minecraft bin
#3327 [19:00] <mib_1ba3av> hold o b
#3328 [19:01] <mib_1ba3av> do u have to see it because its pissing me
#3329 [19:01] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: Open up the file in Notepad, hit CTRL+A on your keyboard, hit CTRL+C on your keyboard, then go to Pastebin or Pastie, select the big white box where it says to paste so your blinking cursor appears there, and hit CTRL+V to paste
#3330 [19:01] <mib_7smsbb> Thrae: Nope, theres only one, and thats the one I got from the link
#3331 [19:01] <mib_1ba3av> ok hold on
#3332 [19:01] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: Does it say something like "Can't retrieve news"? The launcher itself doesn't have an "Options" button?
#3333 [19:02] <mib_1ba3av> ok its on pastie
#3334 [19:02] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: We need the link
#3335 [19:02] <mib_1ba3av> http://pastie.org/2673991
#3336 [19:04] <mib_7smsbb> Even though i force the download or something, i cant get it to work alright. and its not the picture that you showed me.
#3337 [19:04] <Jyro> miib_7smsbb: Do you have save files and texture packs you woul like to keep?
#3338 [19:05] <mib_1ba3av> i want to keep my worlds
#3339 [19:05] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: OK, your problem is a little different. Try placing this batch file in the same location as Minecraft.exe , then launching the batch file -- http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraftmx800.bat
#3340 [19:05] <mib_1ba3av> but the texture packs i dont care for
#3341 [19:05] <mib_1ba3av> ok its in my worlds foler i guess
#3342 [19:05] <Jyro> Okay copy your worlds from your minecraft folder and place them on your deskt
#3343 [19:06] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: Mobile Intel chipsets sometimes have a problem where Java needs to be limited to 800MB. And Jyro is not talking to you.
#3344 [19:06] <Jyro> Im so confused, ill let you handle this Thrae
#3345 [19:06] <Jyro> lol
#3346 [19:06] <mib_1ba3av> ok its on my deskto[
#3347 [19:07] <almostroot> mib_1ba3av: You need to install the latest graphics drivers. Download, install and reboot when prompted. http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=19412&ProdId=2991&lang=eng
#3348 [19:07] <Thrae> mib_7smsbb: OK, let's go back to the security software. Anti-Virus, etc.? What are you running?
#3349 [19:07] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: OK, launch the batch file
#3350 [19:07] <mib_1ba3av> AVG Free Version
#3351 [19:07] <Jyro> mib_1ba3av: Do not listen to me, let them assist you. lol
#3352 [19:07] <mib_1ba3av> how do i launch it
#3353 [19:07] <Thrae> mib_1ba3av: Double-click like you do for the launcher
#3354 [19:07] <mib_1ba3av> ok im on it
#3355 [19:07] <mib_7smsbb> I will have to come back, its getting late. Anyway, Thrae, You rock, keep being awesome. I need to sleep, minecraft is eating my life. Thanks.
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#3357 [19:07] <Thrae> Same way you open files
#3358 [19:08] <almostroot> Thrae: If you read their dxdiag, you would see they are running drivers from 2008.
#3359 [19:08] <almostroot> mib_1ba3av: You need to install the latest graphics drivers. Download, install and reboot when prompted. http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=19412&ProdId=2991&lang=eng
#3360 [19:08] <mib_1ba3av> ok
#3361 [19:09] <guest-0-49840> why does my game keep freezing when ive been playing it for like 30 minutes?
#3362 [19:09] <Thrae> almostroot: Yes, but that's also a Mobile Intel Series 4 chipset -- sometimes they need to be specifically limited to 800MB, as we were talking about here -- http://www.minecraftirc.net/thread-5.html , it's an easier fix than dealing with "Driver Not Validated" which he's going to get on a Dell laptop methinks
#3363 [19:09] <Thrae> But we'll see
#3364 [19:11] <guest-0-49840> can anybody help me my game keeps freezing on me
#3365 [19:11] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Does this happen on both Single Player and Multi-Player?
#3366 [19:11] <guest-0-49840> just single player
#3367 [19:12] <guest-0-49840> never played multi player
#3368 [19:12] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: OK, tried a new world?
#3369 [19:12] <guest-0-49840> yes does the same thing
#3370 [19:13] <guest-0-49840> its rather annoying as the short time ive played it i have enjoyed it ive tried taking minecraft off and putting it on and updated java
#3371 [19:13] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: OK, what's your system's total RAM? And is this Windows?
#3372 [19:14] <guest-0-49840> how do i find the ram and yes its windows
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#3374 [19:14] <Thrae> ??> guest-0-49840 win/dxdiag
#3375 [19:14] <VoxelHead> guest-0-49840: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3376 [19:14] <VoxelHead> guest-0-49840: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3377 [19:14] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Follow those instructions and we'll be able to help you.
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#3380 [19:18] <guest-0-49840> http://pastebin.com/fDDwux5h
#3381 [19:18] <guest-0-49840> sorry it took so long
#3382 [19:19] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Crashed in system information (stage 1) & Direct3D (stage 1). Re-running DxDiag with "dontskip" command line parameter or choosing not to bypass information gathering when prompted might result in DxDiag successfully obtaining this information
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#3384 [19:19] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Basically, run DxDiag again and let it completely finish loading before you hit "Save All Information".
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#3387 [19:20] <flabbergaster> ok im back i installed it and it still didnt work!!!!
#3388 [19:20] <Thrae> flabbergaster: The Intel driver?
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#3390 [19:21] <flabbergaster> yes it still says BAD VIDEO CARD!!!!
#3391 [19:21] <guest-0-49840> http://pastebin.com/mGc9VSDF
#3392 [19:21] <Thrae> flabbergaster: OK, run the batch file I linked to you
#3393 [19:21] <flabbergaster> can you re-send it to me
#3394 [19:22] <Thrae> flabbergaster: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraftmx800.bat , place it in the same location as Minecraft.exe
#3395 [19:22] <flabbergaster> how do i get to minecraft.exe?
#3396 [19:23] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Well your computer's pretty out of date. When's the last time you ran Windows Update from the control panel? Get all the latest updates from Windows Update, which should improve your system stability.
#3397 [19:23] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Just the Critical and Recommended
#3398 [19:23] <flabbergaster> umm i dont thi k ive updated
#3399 [19:23] <Thrae> flabbergaster: It's the "Minecraft" file you use to run Minecraft
#3400 [19:23] <guest-0-49840> so ill have to go to control panel and just update
#3401 [19:24] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Yeah, since you don't even have Service Pack 1 on there for Windows 7 64-bit, you'll have more than 1 reboot
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#3403 [19:24] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Also go to www.nvidia.com and pick up a newer video card driver, yours is from 2010
#3404 [19:24] <flabbergaster> should i run %appdata%?
#3405 [19:24] <Thrae> flabbergaster: No
#3406 [19:24] <Thrae> flabbergaster: How do you usually run Minecraft?
#3407 [19:25] <guest-0-49840> ok where is the update thing on the control panel
#3408 [19:25] <flabbergaster> i click the icon on my desktop then log-in
#3409 [19:25] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Then place the batch file on your desktop and treat the batch file like you do the icon on your desktop
#3410 [19:25] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows7/Install-Windows-updates
#3411 [19:26] <flabbergaster> ok i run it but it doesnt do anything
#3412 [19:26] <flabbergaster> ill click run then it pops up a command panel for a sec then nothing
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#3414 [19:26] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Copy the contents of the errorlog.txt file it creates and paste it on www.pastebin.com or www.pastie.org, then give me the link
#3415 [19:27] <flabbergaster> it doesnt give an error
#3416 [19:27] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Please follow my instructions.
#3417 [19:27] <flabbergaster> oh from my normal minecraft op
#3418 [19:27] <flabbergaster> ok
#3419 [19:27] <Thrae> flabbergaster: The batch file, when run, will always create an errorlog.txt file. I want you to copy its contents to www.pastebin.com or www.pastie.org.
#3420 [19:28] <flabbergaster> http://pastie.org/2674088 thats the error report
#3421 [19:28] <guest-0-49840> ive started with the graphics card first will i need a reboot after that download?
#3422 [19:29] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Is that the contents of the errorlog.txt file?
#3423 [19:29] <Thrae> guest-0-49840: Yes
#3424 [19:29] <flabbergaster> thats the contents when i try to run minecraft
#3425 [19:29] <flabbergaster> when i run the batch file it doesnt give an errorlog.txt
#3426 [19:30] <flabbergaster> ok wait i found it
#3427 [19:30] <flabbergaster> 'java' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
#3428 [19:30] <flabbergaster> thats all it says
#3429 [19:30] <flabbergaster> it was errorlog no txt
#3430 [19:30] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Hmm sounds like the Java installer didn't set up the Java path for some reason
#3431 [19:31] <flabbergaster> should i re-download Java?
#3432 [19:32] <Thrae> flabbergaster: https://www.java.com/en/download/help/path.xml <-- follow these instructions for Windows XP, and add ";C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin" to the end of the PATH variable.
#3433 [19:32] <Thrae> flabbergaster: So if your PATH is "C:\Windows\system32;C:\Windows" then change it to "C:\Windows\system32;C:\Windows;C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin"
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#3435 [19:33] <Gazionetadmin> hey
#3436 [19:33] <Thrae> Gazionetadmin: Yes?
#3437 [19:33] <flabbergaster> theres no "system" on my control panel
#3438 [19:34] <Gazionetadmin> does anyone know about when 1.9 comes out?
#3439 [19:34] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Make sure you're in Classic View -- http://www.xp-tips.com/toggle-control-panel-view.html
#3440 [19:35] <Gazionetadmin> whos? steve jobs
#3441 [19:36] <Thrae> Gazionetadmin: Steve Jobs was the CEO of Apple Computers and a very important man to the introduction of Personal Computers and Computing in general. He's most famous for iMacs, iPhones, iPods, iPads, etc.
#3442 [19:36] <Thrae> Gazionetadmin: As for 1.9, there's been no announcement.
#3443 [19:37] <flabbergaster> ok i changed the path thingy
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#3445 [19:37] <Gazionetadmin> thoses things sucks anyways
#3446 [19:38] <flabbergaster> ipos kick man
#3447 [19:38] <Iridium> is there a way to make people crouch?
#3448 [19:38] <flabbergaster> hold shift
#3449 [19:38] <Iridium> that the only way?
#3450 [19:38] <flabbergaster> so should i launch minecraft?
#3451 [19:38] <flabbergaster> mmm hmmm
#3452 [19:38] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Use the batch file
#3453 [19:38] <flabbergaster> or should i force update?????
#3454 [19:38] <flabbergaster> ok
#3455 [19:39] <flabbergaster> java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/LauncherFrame
#3456 [19:39] <guest-0-49840> thanks for help dunno if it will work hope it does if it doesnt ill see you again soon :D
#3457 [19:39] <flabbergaster> it aid that now
#3458 [19:39] <Gazionetadmin> Welcome to the network social channel! 02:44:28 < TrinityFlash> oh bikcmp, harder, please harder | 20:33:50 <Spitfire> AGAGRGARGARGARGA
#3459 [19:40] <Gazionetadmin> lol
#3460 [19:40] <Gazionetadmin> its stupid
#3461 [19:40] <Thrae> flabbergaster: That means your Minecraft.exe is not on your desktop
#3462 [19:40] <Gazionetadmin> i know its off topic
#3463 [19:40] <Gazionetadmin> but its fucking funny
#3464 [19:40] * AuBot kicked Gazionetadmin from #minecrafthelp (Reason: azionetadmin :Please keep it civil.)
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#3466 [19:40] <Gazionetadmin> is there a channel for a genreal chat channel
#3467 [19:40] <flabbergaster> how do i put it on my desktop because im REALLY frustrate
#3468 [19:40] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Re-download the Minecraft.exe from http://www.minecraft.net/download, make a new folder on your desktop, and place both the batch file and the EXE in the same folder
#3469 [19:41] <Gazionetadmin> goto cmd
#3470 [19:41] <Thrae> Gazionetadmin: #minecraft and #mcchatter
#3471 [19:41] <Gazionetadmin> type formet c:/
#3472 [19:41] <Jyro> Hey Thrae , if i send my dxdiag can you try and figue out why its messed?
#3473 [19:41] * Kealper kicked Gazionetadmin from #minecrafthelp (Reason: azionetadmin :No)
#3474 [19:41] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Don't listen to Gazionetadmin
#3475 [19:42] <Thrae> Jyro: If you have a driver installed, yes
#3476 [19:42] <Jyro> Kay
#3477 [19:42] <flabbergaster> the link idnt work
#3478 [19:42] <Kealper> i might remember to remove that ban....
#3479 [19:42] <Kealper> MIGHT...
#3480 [19:42] <flabbergaster> should i ownloa ot from minecraft.net?
#3481 [19:42] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Yes....
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#3483 [19:44] <NavadeHi> Hello, I opened this thread: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/699836-world-loads-faster-for-someone-else/page__p__9134568#entry9134568 I understand that the problem is that both the server files and client files are on the same hard drive, but I'm not sure whether to reallocate the server files or the client files and to which hard drive in that case. Thanks.
#3484 [19:44] <Jyro> Thrae: http://pastebin.com/1KQ4rLtx PM me what you discover, im leaving for a bit, thanks :)
#3485 [19:45] <flabbergaster> how do i send the batch to the foler
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#3487 [19:46] <flabbergaster> ok the batchfile and minecraft.exe are in a foler
#3488 [19:46] <flabbergaster> now what
#3489 [19:47] <flabbergaster> thrae
#3490 [19:47] <flabbergaster> Hello?
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#3493 [19:48] <flabbergaster> WHAT DO I DO??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
#3494 [19:48] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Run the batch file
#3495 [19:48] <flabbergaster> ok
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#3497 [19:48] <Chuck-Darwin> !paid freya_89
#3498 [19:49] <flabbergaster> ok it worked o i have to open it like that always now?
#3499 [19:49] <NavadeHi> !paid NavadeHi
#3500 [19:49] <NavadeHi> yay
#3501 [19:49] <Thrae> flabbergaster: Yep
#3502 [19:50] <flabbergaster> aww man what about the cm can i cloes that?
#3503 [19:50] <Chuck-Darwin> ok who is the helper person on duty today?
#3504 [19:50] <Thrae> flabbergaster: No, but you can minimize it
#3505 [19:50] <flabbergaster> dammit so theres no way to fix it aww man
#3506 [19:50] <Thrae> Chuck-Darwin: We're all volunteers -- no official "duty roster", we just help when we feel like it
#3507 [19:50] <flabbergaster> thats gonna suck
#3508 [19:50] <Chuck-Darwin> lol thanks
#3509 [19:51] <flabbergaster> thank you Thrae
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#3511 [19:52] <ojp> hi ther
#3512 [19:52] <ojp> there
#3513 [19:52] <Thrae> NavadeHi: Couldn't your friend just have a better computer than you? Note that Minecraft is RAM-heavy, and running both a server and client you're dealing with the RAM needs of both.
#3514 [19:52] <ojp> i could use some help with minecraft
#3515 [19:53] <ojp> anyone here taht can help me
#3516 [19:53] <Thrae> NavadeHi: With a 7200RPM HDD it shouldn't make that big of a difference for loading, but it can if there are a lot of users
#3517 [19:53] <Thrae> ojp: Please state your problem.
#3518 [19:54] <ojp> when i open minecraft and turn on and log on it wont let me play and it says that i have not downloaded the game
#3519 [19:54] <NavadeHi> Thrae: Uhm, we just play together
#3520 [19:54] <ojp> what>
#3521 [19:54] <NavadeHi> Thrae: And I have 6GB DDR2 RAM (A-Data 2x2 + Apacer 2GB)
#3522 [19:54] <Thrae> ojp: OK, so can you login to the launcher?
#3523 [19:55] <Thrae> NavadeHi: And your friend?
#3524 [19:55] <ojp> well i try and when i do it says that it is not downloaded
#3525 [19:55] <ojp> i log on
#3526 [19:55] <Thrae> ojp: What's your Minecraft username?
#3527 [19:55] <ojp> it says that it has failed and that it is not downloaded
#3528 [19:55] <ojp> angel9703
#3529 [19:55] <NavadeHi> Thrae: hmm, I don't know atm... But I think 4GB tbh (DDR3)
#3530 [19:55] <Thrae> !paid angel9703
#3531 [19:55] <ojp> yes i know
#3532 [19:56] <Thrae> ojp: OK, does it work when you go to http://www.minecraft.net/play ?
#3533 [19:56] <ojp> i will try
#3534 [19:56] <Thrae> NavadeHi: I think it might be a RAM issue unless it's a very small difference
#3535 [19:56] <guest-0-49840> !paid stormexilous
#3536 [19:56] <ojp> but i wanted to try zombiecraft and it wont work
#3537 [19:57] <Thrae> ojp: You modded Minecraft?
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#3539 [19:57] <ojp> not exactly
#3540 [19:57] <TehBlueFish> i need help with my server
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#3542 [19:57] <ojp> i have a browser for zombiecraft that i downloaded you know it looked fun friends wanted me to play it
#3543 [19:57] <NavadeHi> Thrae: it's only when we venture into a new area, a friend of mine said that it's because the client files run off the same drive as the server files, saying something about overhead
#3544 [19:57] <TehBlueFish> !help
#3545 [19:58] <ojp> but i dont know the password or the email to my accouny i have not logged on in a long time and i know that its not the same as my password on my account login
#3546 [19:58] <Thrae> NavadeHi: Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem with hard drives unless you're using a slow 5900RPM one.
#3547 [19:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> ojp account
#3548 [19:58] <VoxelHead> ojp: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#3549 [19:58] <VoxelHead> ojp: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
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#3552 [19:59] <Thrae> ojp: http://www.minecraft.net/resetpassword
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#3554 [19:59] <NavadeHi> Thrae: I see, so it might be because he has DDR3 RAM and I have DDR2 or because I use 2x2 and then another 2 totalling 6GB?
#3555 [19:59] <ojp> damnit
#3556 [20:00] <ojp> i dont know the email either the account was given to me by a friend
#3557 [20:00] <Thrae> NavadeHi: Not exactly -- you are running both the Server AND Client, so there's going to be much more additional overhead
#3558 [20:01] <NavadeHi> Thrae: So basically if he would run the server and play at the same time, he would have the same problem?
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#3560 [20:01] <ojp> how do i just download a minecraft client that works and it will say that i can play minecraft offline instead of saying that i need to download it
#3561 [20:01] <Thrae> ojp: Sorry but that means your friend legally owns the account. Not many online services are going to reset a password for an account owned by someone else because their *friend* tells them to.
#3562 [20:01] <Boko> ^^
#3563 [20:01] <Thrae> ojp: You need to be able to log into Minecraft to be able to download the rest of Minecraft.
#3564 [20:02] <Thrae> The Beta is not free; it's a paid product.
#3565 [20:02] <Chuck-Darwin> Thrae, do you have a link, that could help me set up a minecraft server?
#3566 [20:02] <Thrae> Well, technically a service.
#3567 [20:02] <ojp> i know the password for the client
#3568 [20:02] <Boko> Hey does anyone in here know how I can recover my custom character skin? I wiped my comp and don't have the original....
#3569 [20:02] <ojp> i dont know the password for the site
#3570 [20:02] <Thrae> Chuck-Darwin: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3571 [20:02] <Thrae> ojp: The password for the site and launcher are the same.
#3572 [20:02] <Chuck-Darwin> perfect thanks, thrae
#3573 [20:03] <ojp> ok
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#3575 [20:03] <Kealper> Boko: possibly, one sec
#3576 [20:03] <ojp> well this kinda sucks anyone know of a non legit minecraft
#3577 [20:03] <ojp> no they arent i tried
#3578 [20:04] <Kealper> ojp: we will not assist in pirating the game, you're on your own on that one
#3579 [20:04] <ojp> lol
#3580 [20:04] <ojp> o
#3581 [20:04] <ojp> ok
#3582 [20:04] <Thrae> NavadeHi: If he had your hardware....I'm just saying because you're putting more load on your system there's more places which can add overhead -- the HDD is one of them, and it's a possibility, but so is RAM, Network speed, Network controller, CPU, etc.
#3583 [20:04] * Kealper pokes GreyVulpine
#3583 [20:04] <ojp> well what weere you saying about the password and the launcher and site
#3584 [20:05] <Thrae> NavadeHi: With 6GB you can use ~200MB for a ramdisk for Minecraft and eliminate the HDD if you want -- http://memory.dataram.com/products-and-services/software/ramdisk
#3585 [20:05] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: when you get back....what is the url for getting a user's skin.png?
#3586 [20:05] <NavadeHi> Thrae: the client I think?
#3587 [20:05] <ojp> the client and the site passwords are different
#3588 [20:05] <Thrae> NavadeHi: The ramdisk could be for the server, just remember to backup often
#3589 [20:06] <Thrae> ojp: They are not different for anyone with the same username.
#3590 [20:06] <NavadeHi> Thrae: but did you intend it for the server or for the client?
#3591 [20:06] <Thrae> ojp: If you're getting a login error it's something else.
#3592 [20:06] <Thrae> NavadeHi: The server
#3593 [20:06] <NavadeHi> Thrae: I see.
#3594 [20:06] <ojp> the username is the same but it is a different password i am trying it
#3595 [20:06] <Thrae> I personally use a ramdisk on Solaris and it eliminates a lot of the overhead
#3596 [20:07] <Kealper> Boko: i can't find where that was, sorry :/
#3597 [20:07] <Kealper> Boko: but there is a way to download your current skin off minecraft.net...
#3598 [20:07] <NavadeHi> Thrae: Okay, might be a good idea then
#3599 [20:07] <Boko> Kealper: But there is a url for it?
#3600 [20:07] <Thrae> ojp: And I am telling you the password MUST be the same.
#3601 [20:07] <ojp> well it isnt
#3602 [20:07] <ojp> and i know the username
#3603 [20:07] <Kealper> Boko: yeah, but i forgot it :?
#3604 [20:07] <Kealper> :/*
#3605 [20:07] <Boko> Kealper: Just knowing there's a url is anough...I'm off to the internets. Thanks man
#3606 [20:07] <Boko> *enough
#3607 [20:08] * Kealper waves
#3607 [20:08] <Thrae> ojp: Then you must not be using an official launcher if the launcher password is different.
#3608 [20:08] <ojp> i am using the one that i had gotten from the mincraft site
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#3611 [20:10] <NavadeHi> Kealper: You mean something like this: http://minecraft-skins.com/SkinStealer/ ?
#3612 [20:11] <Kealper> NavadeHi: not...quite....there is a URL on minecraft.net that the client uses to grab other users' skins, i was trying to remember that one specifically
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#3614 [20:12] <Kealper> oh, that site does show the url for it though
#3615 [20:12] <Thrae> NavadeHi: Backup is VERY important when using ramdisks as when your computer powers off for any reason, bam, files gone
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#3617 [20:13] <Thrae> NavadeHi: I recommend at least every 15 minutes
#3618 [20:13] <NavadeHi> Thrae: Yeah, maybe I should try running the server or client files off a different drive first, just to try and see if it helps... But I'm not quite sure which drive
#3619 [20:13] <NavadeHi> Kealper: http://kingnerd.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/how-to-steal-skins-in-minecraft/
#3620 [20:14] <Kealper> http://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/Person'sUsername.png
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#3623 [20:16] <Kealper> also that blog post is wrong
#3624 [20:16] <Kealper> it says the server displays skins of users, which is incorrect...skin displaying is all done per-client
#3625 [20:17] <NavadeHi> yeah, but the post included the url I was looking for, so not too bad
#3626 [20:17] * Kealper goes OCD on that blog post
#3626 [20:18] <NavadeHi> :p
#3627 [20:19] <Kealper> http://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftSkins/Kealper.png Jack Sparrow...aww yeah
#3628 [20:21] <NavadeHi> :)
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#3633 [20:25] <mr_wibble> mr_ wibble is it
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#3636 [20:26] <mr_wibble> how do you get minecraft working when iit says it cant find open lg mode i tride everything
#3637 [20:27] <mr_wibble> :):(:D:s:/:P:O;)
#3638 [20:28] <mr_wibble> 您好
#3639 [20:30] <mr_wibble> fuck
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#3642 [20:32] <reedlepee> hi can i have help-
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#3649 [20:44] <Jyro> reedlepee: What seems to be the problem?
#3650 [20:44] <clonske74> i need help! the server executable will not open or show any signs of why its not opening
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#3653 [20:46] <clonske74> anyone?
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#3656 [20:50] <h> um no ones on riscraft?
#3657 [20:50] <Guest51898> can somebody help me with me technical issues?
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#3659 [20:51] <nixjr> Would minecraft run smoothly on a gt420 1gb card? I know its not a gaming card, it will be on my HTPC
#3660 [20:51] <h> I have a problem, my minecraft crashed. Hold on 1 sec for an error report
#3661 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> h pastebin
#3662 [20:52] <VoxelHead> h: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3663 [20:52] <h> http://paste.ubuntu.com/705721/
#3664 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> h mods
#3665 [20:52] <VoxelHead> h: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3666 [20:52] <VoxelHead> h: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3668 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> that said, what I would do is: remove all mods, then try installing one at a time.
#3669 [20:55] <Guest51898> http://pastebin.com/ERSZrfSr Please help me. I've tried so many tutorials. I have a GeForce 6150 LE Graphics and Java version 6 update 27.
#3670 [20:57] <nixjr> DopeGhoti: is my question on topic and allowable within these channel rules?
#3671 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> nixjr: yes and yes. I imagine that card would be plenty for MC.
#3672 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> unless it's a cheap mobile chipset.
#3673 [20:58] <nixjr> im using a 6800gs 256mb right now, it runs it smoothly (although it has to run pretty hot) but ive heard the gt420 has lesser 3d performance then my current card
#3674 [20:59] <nixjr> nah, desktop
#3675 [20:59] <oldtopman> ??> Guest25335 win/reinst
#3676 [20:59] <VoxelHead> Guest25335: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3677 [20:59] <VoxelHead> Guest25335: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3678 [21:01] <Iridium> my coordinates say i'm at x.6999* do i round that up or down?
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#3681 [21:04] <wileon> can someone help me? im having problems running minecraft...
#3682 [21:04] <Guest51898> Whats the problem/
#3683 [21:04] <Guest51898> ?*
#3684 [21:04] <oldtopman> ??> Guest51898 win/reinst
#3685 [21:04] <VoxelHead> Guest51898: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3686 [21:04] <VoxelHead> Guest51898: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3687 [21:04] <oldtopman> I did the wrong username earlier.
#3688 [21:04] <wileon> when i open minecraft, it lets me sign in, and then goes black and closes itself on its own after about 2 seconds
#3689 [21:05] <Guest51898> it worked thanks voxelhead
#3690 [21:05] <Guest51898> Have you installed any mods?
#3691 [21:05] <wileon> nope
#3692 [21:06] <wileon> i just bought it yesterday and it hasn't worked for me at all
#3693 [21:06] <Guest51898> do you know your graphics driver?
#3694 [21:06] <wileon> umm no, how do i check?
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#3696 [21:06] <Guest51898> are you on windows or mac r linux?
#3697 [21:06] <wileon> windows
#3698 [21:06] <wileon> xp
#3699 [21:06] <Guest51898> ok
#3700 [21:07] <Guest51898> click start, then right click computer and select properties
#3701 [21:07] <Guest51898> tell me once you do that
#3702 [21:07] <wileon> ok i did
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#3704 [21:08] <Guest51898> on the top left of the window there should be an option called device manager
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#3706 [21:08] <shadowblaze18> hia
#3707 [21:08] <Guest51898> click that
#3708 [21:08] <wileon> hmm i don't see it
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#3710 [21:09] <Guest51898> one second im trying to solve your problem
#3711 [21:09] <wileon> okay, ty
#3712 [21:10] <wileon> oh i found device manager, it was in a different tab
#3713 [21:10] <Guest51898> ok
#3714 [21:11] <wileon> now what
#3715 [21:11] <Guest51898> once that opens click the plus sign net to display adapters
#3716 [21:11] <Guest51898> next*
#3717 [21:11] <BloodySushi> Hey, I bought minecraft but when I try to play it asks me to update, but it always gets to the same spot where it tries to divide by zero and has a fatal error
#3718 [21:11] <wileon> k did
#3719 [21:12] <Guest51898> now what does it show?
#3720 [21:12] <shadowblaze18> I think there is only one representative right now
#3721 [21:12] <lemon-rev> BloodySushi try going to minecraft.net and login and click in browser
#3722 [21:12] <wileon> ALL-IN-WONDER 900 SERIES
#3723 [21:13] <shadowblaze18> lemon? ummm do you happen have registered on another client and it's name is lemon?
#3724 [21:13] <BloodySushi> loged in
#3725 [21:13] <wileon> 9800*
#3726 [21:13] <shadowblaze18> username
#3727 [21:13] <lemon-rev> hm, whys that shadowblaze18 ?
#3728 [21:13] <shadowblaze18> because there is a lemon in atmosphirs chat
#3729 [21:13] <BloodySushi> BloodySushi9999
#3730 [21:14] <lemon-rev> no, im in another two channels on abjects.net but other from that it would be my nick im useing right now
#3731 [21:14] <shadowblaze18> oh
#3732 [21:14] <shadowblaze18> ok
#3733 [21:14] <shadowblaze18> thanx I was just curious
#3734 [21:14] <lemon-rev> bloodysushi did you see and read what i asked you ?
#3735 [21:15] <Guest51898> ok so wileon click it and a window should pop up
#3736 [21:15] <wileon> minecraft or the display?
#3737 [21:15] <BloodySushi> click in which browser? minecraft, right
#3738 [21:15] <shadowblaze18> I have MC but I cannot get sound all my sound files are in place and sound and music is at 100% on game and on my desktop
#3739 [21:15] <shadowblaze18> IDK what to do
#3740 [21:15] <Guest51898> the ALL-IN-WONDER 9800 SERIES
#3741 [21:15] <lemon-rev> BloodySushi yes you login to minecraft.net and click in browser
#3742 [21:16] <wileon> ah ok, i did
#3743 [21:16] <BloodySushi> ok
#3744 [21:16] <lemon-rev> shadowblaze18 what version of mc are you running ?
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#3746 [21:16] <Guest51898> OK NOW CLICK UPDATE DRIVER
#3747 [21:16] <shadowblaze18> beta 1.8.1
#3748 [21:16] <shadowblaze18> newest full
#3749 [21:16] <Guest51898> srry caps
#3750 [21:17] <wileon> 's all good =P
#3751 [21:17] <lemon-rev> shadowblaze18 i have a little trouble with mine since that update wich is if you turn left to right on a spot sometimes you can hear out of just one ear so to speek, and sometimes you wont beable to hear your own footsteps so just bewarned that it might be that
#3752 [21:17] <Guest51898> click the driver tab then click update driver
#3753 [21:17] <wileon> yep, the wizard is searching
#3754 [21:18] <Guest51898> ok
#3755 [21:18] <shadowblaze18> oh
#3756 [21:18] <shadowblaze18> ok thanx
#3757 [21:18] <shadowblaze18> It was working an hour ago
#3758 [21:18] <shadowblaze18> now it's not
#3759 [21:18] <shadowblaze18> all right
#3760 [21:19] <wileon> should it be taking this long...?
#3761 [21:20] <Guest51898> no.
#3762 [21:20] <shadowblaze18> wow I just found out even if you do not have bought the game you can play full in offline
#3763 [21:20] <shadowblaze18> they should patch that
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#3765 [21:21] <lmh> hello?
#3766 [21:21] <shadowblaze18> *is idle let's brother play on his account*
#3767 [21:21] <shadowblaze18> bye
#3768 [21:21] <wileon> blarg. i think the page is glitching, it won't let me go back
#3769 [21:21] <shadowblaze18> thanx again
#3770 [21:21] <Guest51898> while it does that create a new tab in your internet browser and search java version 6 update 27
#3771 [21:22] <wileon> k
#3772 [21:22] <Guest51898> tell me once you do that
#3773 [21:22] <lmh> Ok when i deleted my .minecraft folder, and clicked on to play minecraft after downloading everything it black screens and crashes.
#3774 [21:23] <lmh> Any help?
#3775 [21:23] <wileon> ok I did
#3776 [21:24] <Guest51898> go on java .com
#3777 [21:24] <BloodySushi> when I try to update minecraft it always tries to divide by zero and has a fatal error in the same spot. PLEASE HELP
#3778 [21:24] <wileon> k did
#3779 [21:24] <Guest51898> @bloodsushi contact mojang about that via email
#3780 [21:24] <lmh> Halp?
#3781 [21:24] <Guest51898> now click download
#3782 [21:24] <BloodySushi> will do
#3783 [21:25] <BloodySushi> thanks
#3784 [21:25] <Guest51898> no problem
#3785 [21:25] <Guest51898> their email is support@mojang.com
#3786 [21:25] <wileon> ok it's downloaded
#3787 [21:26] <Guest51898> ok now install it
#3788 [21:26] <BloodySushi> thanks a million
#3789 [21:26] <Guest51898> your welcome
#3790 [21:27] <wileon> It said its already installed. and the all-in-wonder is done btw
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#3792 [21:27] <Guest51898> okay did all in wonder find anything?
#3793 [21:28] <wileon> I think so... I hit finish without thinking about it >.<
#3794 [21:28] <oldtopman> !check azayzel.dyndns.org
#3795 [21:28] <Guest51898> oh
#3796 [21:29] <wileon> I just tried to open minecraft again though and its not closing itself atleast.... progress?
#3797 [21:29] <Guest51898> download that and it should work. also install and restart your computer. if it still doesnt work, contact mojang
#3798 [21:29] <Guest51898> yup progress
#3799 [21:30] <Guest51898> sorry but i have to go wileon. Good Luck!
#3800 [21:31] <lmh> Help?
#3801 [21:35] <abacus707> hi lmh
#3802 [21:38] * |Kiikun| wanders in wearing riot gear.
#3802 [21:38] <|Kiikun|> ok.. who needs help <.<
#3803 [21:38] <lmh> me
#3804 [21:39] <|Kiikun|> lmh: ok, whats up? :D
#3805 [21:39] <lmh> Ok when i deleted my .minecraft folder, and clicked on to play minecraft after downloading everything it black screens and crashes.
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#3807 [21:40] <figaro> hy i need some help with running my game cuz java is bein stupid does anyone thing they can help?
#3808 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> lmh: no text file got made? it just goes past the mojang logo and then closes?
#3809 [21:41] <lmh> no not even the mojang logo
#3810 [21:41] <figaro> so can anyone help me with my java script problem?
#3811 [21:41] <lmh> after it made all the files needed it blackscreened and crash reported me
#3812 [21:41] <|Kiikun|> lmh: tried updating java and your video drivers yet?
#3813 [21:42] <|Kiikun|> figaro: javascript has nothing to do with minecraft or java. if you already know java's the issue, uninstall and reinstall it.
#3814 [21:43] <|Kiikun|> lmh: what is it saying is causing the crash?
#3815 [21:43] <lmh> well, this happened a while ago and i did the same thing as i am doing now, i asked he told me to update stuff it worked and now ots dead again
#3816 [21:43] <figaro> its not that it doesnt run its when i am playing it randomly closes and a notepad document comes up on my dosktop
#3817 [21:44] <lmh> its*
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#3819 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> figaro: put the contents of that notpadfile onto www.pastebin.com and give us link
#3820 [21:44] <figaro> okay give me a sec
#3821 [21:44] <|Kiikun|> lmh: i have a feeling your java like to break... try updating or reinstalling it.
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#3823 [21:44] <figaro> i already tryed
#3824 [21:45] <lmh> Figaro is it that hs_error pid thing?
#3825 [21:45] <|Kiikun|> figaro: your screennam,e is not lmh, is it?
#3826 [21:45] <figaro> ya it ts!
#3827 [21:45] <lmh> i had the same thing a while ago, but somehow its gone now
#3828 [21:45] <figaro> its says hs_err_pid###
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#3831 [21:47] <lololol> help
#3832 [21:48] <umbridge> The help forum sent me here?
#3833 [21:48] <figaro> k here is the link 2 the document
#3834 [21:48] <figaro> http://pastebin.com/mz6c3LJ3
#3835 [21:48] <lololol> i know
#3836 [21:49] <figaro> lololol wat is the prob?
#3837 [21:49] <lololol> i cant get in minecraft any more
#3838 [21:49] <|Kiikun|> figaro: minecratf is crashing on your nvidia drivers. go update them
#3839 [21:50] <lololol> it says
#3840 [21:50] <figaro> lololol virtul machine error?
#3841 [21:50] <lololol> no
#3842 [21:50] <lololol> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 10/11/11 9:47
#3843 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> lololol: game wont load or you getting error in client?
#3844 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> ??> lololol pastebin
#3845 [21:50] <VoxelHead> lololol: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3846 [21:50] <lololol> how do i fix it
#3847 [21:50] <figaro> kiikun so did u see the document
#3848 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> figaro: yes. go update your nvidia drivers
#3849 [21:51] <lololol> ?
#3850 [21:51] <figaro> do u know where i can do that?
#3851 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> lololol: paste everything you just tried pasting in here onto pastebin.com and give us the link
#3852 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> ??> figaro gpu/nvidia
#3853 [21:51] <VoxelHead> figaro: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#3854 [21:51] <lololol> http://pastebin.com/JUzJBcdA
#3855 [21:52] <lololol> thats it
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#3857 [21:52] <lololol> so???
#3858 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> lololol: gimme a min to read it
#3859 [21:52] <figaro> kiikun so i dont think that my computer even has nvidia so wat do i do
#3860 [21:52] <lololol> k
#3861 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> figaro: it does, otherwise you wouldnt have nvidia drivers installed.
#3862 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> ??> figaro dx
#3863 [21:53] <VoxelHead> figaro: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3864 [21:53] <VoxelHead> figaro: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3865 [21:54] <figaro> kk let me see
#3866 [21:54] <lololol> how do i fix it
#3867 [21:54] <figaro> wat r the win r keys?
#3868 [21:54] <|Kiikun|> ??> figaro win/key
#3869 [21:54] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#3871 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> ??> lololol forceupdate
#3872 [21:55] <VoxelHead> lololol: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3873 [21:55] <VoxelHead> lololol: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3874 [21:55] <|Kiikun|> lololol: if that doesnt help, then i think it might be video drivers.
#3875 [21:56] <figaro> k well thanks for the help guys ill see if it works but i have 2 go to work
#3876 [21:57] <lololol> no its a brand new computer
#3877 [21:57] <lololol> a gate way
#3878 [21:57] <lololol> i just bought it
#3879 [21:58] <|Kiikun|> lololol: 'brand new' means your drivers are already old because new drivers have probably been released since they made the base install image for your system
#3880 [21:58] <lololol> its all new
#3881 [21:59] <lololol> right out of factory i work at gateway
#3882 [22:00] <lololol> now it says my mineraft is not priemum
#3883 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> lololol: the launcher? whats your mc username?
#3884 [22:01] <lololol> social_person
#3885 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> !paid social_person
#3886 [22:01] <lololol> yes i have
#3887 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> how long ago?
#3888 [22:01] <lololol> just 3 days
#3889 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> and you sure its that username?
#3890 [22:01] <|Kiikun|> ?? payment
#3891 [22:01] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3892 [22:01] <lololol> yha
#3893 [22:01] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through http://minecraft.net/support
#3894 [22:02] <lololol> i dont hve a recipet tho
#3895 [22:03] <lololol> so what do i do
#3896 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> lololol: doublecheck with your bank that payment was actually taken.
#3897 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> since payment is international, some banks block it under fraud protection.
#3898 [22:04] <lololol> it was i called yester day to make shure that the exact amount was taken
#3899 [22:04] <lololol> and it was
#3900 [22:05] <|Kiikun|> lololol: then be patient for moneybookers to pass it to mojang... thats basicly all i can say.
#3901 [22:06] <lololol> i was just on about an hour ago
#3902 [22:06] <|Kiikun|> lololol: try it via webpage then?
#3903 [22:07] <lololol> ?
#3904 [22:07] <lololol> on the webpage
#3905 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> ?? play
#3906 [22:07] <VoxelHead> play: http://www.minecraft.net/play
#3907 [22:07] <lololol> i always play on the site
#3908 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> then you couldnt have forceupdated, which was my first instruction. over 10 minutes ago.
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#3910 [22:11] <lololol> i did
#3911 [22:12] <lololol> can u get me a gift code plz my firend wants to play survival with me
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#3913 [22:12] <lololol> plz
#3914 [22:13] <|Kiikun|> lololol: tell your friedn to buy the game.
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#3916 [22:13] <lololol> he has it bought
#3917 [22:14] <|Kiikun|> then why he need a gift code... and note youve just rapidly descended from 'person in need of help' to 'probably troll'
#3918 [22:14] <lololol> i need 1
#3919 [22:14] <lololol> troll??
#3920 [22:16] <Jyro> lololol: This is for Minecraft help, not buy me Minecraft.
#3921 [22:16] <lololol> come on plz we have a survival ocean to do in 15 minuets
#3922 [22:16] <lololol> plz i need the help
#3923 [22:16] <Jyro> Your going to get kcked...
#3924 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> lololol: the only way you could have played was if your account was premium. the only way for an account to be revoked of premium is if you had your bank do a chargeback.
#3925 [22:17] <lololol> a charge back?
#3926 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> lololol: aka 'hello bank? yeah i dispute that payment. cancel it.'
#3927 [22:18] <lololol> my bank wouldent i have over 100 dollars left
#3928 [22:18] <lololol> for my sons b day
#3929 [22:18] <Jyro> No you called the bank and cancelled it.
#3930 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> lololol: i mean you calling your bank and telling them to.
#3931 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> thats the only way for an account to drop out of premium.
#3932 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> sooo....
#3933 [22:19] * |Kiikun| goes back to playing the Splot demo
#3933 [22:20] <lololol> i didnt
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#3935 [22:21] <Jyro> Well I have to go write 3 essays so cya.
#3936 [22:22] <lololol> its not preimum any more
#3937 [22:22] <lololol> i bought it 3 days ago
#3938 [22:23] <lololol> plz some 1 help me
#3939 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> ?? account
#3940 [22:24] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#3941 [22:24] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#3942 [22:25] <lololol> i did
#3943 [22:26] <lololol> plz help me
#3944 [22:26] <lololol> plz
#3945 [22:29] <lololol> no help at all
#3946 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> exactly.
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#3948 [22:33] <Ben> uhm
#3949 [22:33] <Guest34819> uhm
#3950 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> hi :P
#3951 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> need help?
#3952 [22:34] <Guest34819> i need some help
#3953 [22:35] <Guest34819> when i log onto minecraft, i try to do single player and i click on one of my worlds that i made. Then, it says, saving chunks, and then the screen goes black
#3954 [22:35] <Guest34819> after about 15 seconds a flash of words pops up and disappears
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#3956 [22:36] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: you installed any mods? and does this happen on all worlds or just one?
#3957 [22:36] <Guest34819> no, and it happens with all worlds
#3958 [22:37] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: you catch any part of that 'flash of words'?
#3959 [22:37] <Guest34819> no
#3960 [22:37] <Guest34819> its really fast
#3961 [22:38] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: ok. try this first....
#3962 [22:38] <|Kiikun|> ??> Guest25335 forceupdate
#3963 [22:38] <VoxelHead> Guest25335: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3964 [22:38] <VoxelHead> Guest25335: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#3968 [22:42] <Guest34819> ok forced update, and.... it didn't work again
#3969 [22:42] <Guest34819> :(
#3970 [22:42] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: still giving an error that you cant catch?
#3971 [22:43] <Guest34819> yes
#3972 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: ok. try updating or uninstalling and reinstalling java.
#3973 [22:45] <Guest34819> ok
#3974 [22:45] <Guest34819> but the might take a little bit
#3975 [22:46] <Guest34819> will you stick around and ill be back in about 10 mins or less
#3976 [22:46] <Guest34819> thanks if you can
#3977 [22:46] <|Kiikun|> ill be earound.. just say my full nick
#3978 [22:46] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#3980 [22:50] <Ben> okay
#3981 [22:50] <Ben> im back
#3982 [22:50] <|Kiikun|> wb guest :P
#3983 [22:50] <Guest8986> and i guess i already have all the updates for java
#3984 [22:51] <Guest8986> :P
#3985 [22:51] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: then did you uninstall and reinstall it?
#3986 [22:51] <Guest8986> ya
#3987 [22:51] <|Kiikun|> ok. still bugging out on you?
#3988 [22:51] <Guest8986> wait a sec
#3989 [22:51] <Guest8986> let me chaeck
#3990 [22:51] <Guest8986> check
#3991 [22:52] <Guest8986> yes
#3992 [22:52] <Guest8986> and there is still that flash of words
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#3994 [22:54] <|Kiikun|> :/ i was hoping one of those woudl atleast let the message stay up...
#3995 [22:54] <|Kiikun|> didnt get any errors durring the uninstall or reinstall?
#3996 [22:54] <Guest8986> okay sorry but, i think im gonna have to go in like 5 minutes but yes lets keep trying and no there were no errors
#3997 [22:55] <|Kiikun|> Guest25335: without knowing twhat that error is i have no idea what to sugest next besides maybe updating your video drivers (as the last part of the basic fixes)
#3998 [22:56] <Guest8986> ok
#3999 [22:56] <Guest8986> i guess ill have to just keep trying
#4000 [22:56] <Guest8986> thanks for help anyway
#4001 [22:56] <Guest8986> cya later
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#4003 [23:01] <shmoo> ****Help Please****** Graphics card is up to date and cannot play
#4004 [23:02] <|Kiikun|> . . .
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#4006 [23:08] <fieldju> so Ive had my minecon tickets for months and i did get my cape today :(
#4007 [23:08] <yort> hello, can i have some help
#4008 [23:13] <yort> can anyone here help me?
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#4010 [23:17] <fieldju> what do you need help with
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#4013 [23:24] <bletch> hi can i have help
#4014 [23:25] <bletch> please?
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#4017 [23:43] <schnozzle> help plz
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#4019 [23:45] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#4020 [23:45] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4021 [23:45] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4022 [23:45] <lemon-rev> no :P
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