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#4 [00:03] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> BOOM
#5 [00:03] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> helped two peeps
#6 [00:03] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> anyone need help with the new snapshot?
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#9 [00:06] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 4
#10 [00:06] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 4 = We do not support Classic, deprecated versions, or pre-releases ] ... set by [ tyteen4a03 | Wed Dec 12 04:41:38 MST 2012 ]
#11 [00:07] <tyteen4a03> what did I do
#12 [00:07] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ?
#13 [00:07] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> Voxel
#14 [00:08] <tyteen4a03> S0N_0F_A_S0N, if that message was not clear enough: We do not support Classic, deprecated versions, or pre-releases
#15 [00:08] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: you effected a recent topic change.
#16 [00:08] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> can u make topic tell ppl to pm me if they need help with prereleases
#17 [00:08] <tyteen4a03> S0N_0F_A_S0N, you may stay and help people that come by
#18 [00:08] <DopeGhoti> ??> S0N_0F_A_S0N scold/pm
#19 [00:08] <VoxelHead> S0N_0F_A_S0N: (scold/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#20 [00:09] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti, oh, I thought I changed that part
#21 [00:09] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ?
#22 [00:09] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> alright
#23 [00:09] <tyteen4a03> *of topic
#24 [00:09] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> then put u support pre-release when Im here
#25 [00:09] <VoxelHead> You may need to work on your basic reading comprehension.
#26 [00:10] <`Simm> GreyVulpine: u there?
#27 [00:10] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> naw Im good
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#30 [00:22] * VoxelHead kicked tech-1 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: ech-1 :Banned: Ban evasion, advertising. See kigetsuki.)
#31 [00:24] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> whatd tech-1 do?
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#34 [00:25] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ...
#35 [00:30] <tyteen4a03> S0N_0F_A_S0N, kick reason tells
#36 [00:31] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ?
#37 [00:31] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> qhat id he advertise
#38 [00:31] <tyteen4a03> S0N_0F_A_S0N, I don't know, but it's a long time ago
#39 [00:31] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> what* did*
#40 [00:31] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> so... why ban him now?
#41 [00:32] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> maybe he learned his lesson already
#42 [00:32] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> also how do u avoid ban?
#43 [00:32] <Eddie> Some questions are better left unanswered.
#44 [00:33] <tyteen4a03> ohai Eddie
#45 [00:33] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> lol
#46 [00:34] <Eddie> Why don't we ban umbraway
#47 [00:34] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ur right
#48 [00:34] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> why do u think this is one?
#49 [00:34] <Eddie> * umbraway has quit (Quit: Like a boss. http://summaxr.com/)
#50 [00:34] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ?
#51 [00:34] <Eddie> That is clearly advertising lol
#52 [00:34] <Eddie> Let's get fascist
#53 [00:34] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> uh
#54 [00:35] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> how often does he quit?
#55 [00:35] <tyteen4a03> Eddie, let's ban you :D
#56 [00:35] <Eddie> Impossible.
#57 [00:35] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> if he quits a lot then thatd be advertising
#58 [00:35] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> if he doesnt quit often(for the purposes of advertising) ask him to change
#59 [00:35] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> his thingt
#60 [00:35] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> website
#61 [00:35] <oldtopman> S0N_0F_A_S0N: We're just joking about with you :P
#62 [00:36] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> sup oldtopman
#63 [00:36] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> uh I dont think so :P
#64 [00:36] <tyteen4a03> S0N_0F_A_S0N, if you haven't noticed already, we are not IRC Network Operators, just channel ones
#65 [00:36] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> yeah..
#66 [00:37] <tyteen4a03> plus, a quit message is sent by the client and we have no control over it
#67 [00:37] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u can ask im to change if u rlly want to ban him..
#68 [00:37] <tyteen4a03> <@oldtopman> S0N_0F_A_S0N: We're just joking about with you :P
#69 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> We don't care about random websites in a quit message.
#70 [00:38] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> lol
#71 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> The reason that kiugetski was banned was that he disapproved of our help methods, started pitching his own unofficial support website and IRC channel, and wanted people to go there instead
#72 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> He constantly tried to get around our banmasks that we set here, hence the ban evasion as well
#73 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> uhh
#74 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> tahts what I want to do
#75 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u dont help with everything
#76 [00:39] <Eddie> Ban evasion = network ban
#77 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> If u helped sith everything I dont think hed have a problem :P
#78 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> No, we don't. We don't get paid for this.
#79 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> with*
#80 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> and
#81 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> does he?
#82 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Are you demanding that we also learn every combination of mod and snapshot and development release as well?
#83 [00:39] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> He just wants to help
#84 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Are you going to be here 24/7, when a person comes back for additional help?
#85 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> so do I
#86 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> Why would u ban him for wanting to help???
#87 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> No, you aren't
#88 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u guys want to help
#89 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> i hope
#90 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> No, we banned him for advertising his own seperate help channel
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#92 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> this is a help hannel
#93 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes it is
#94 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u shud incourage him
#95 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> He also approved of running cracked clients and servers as well
#96 [00:40] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> encourage*
#97 [00:41] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> o
#98 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> That's a big no-no in our book
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#100 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine, that #mchelp channel?
#101 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> Erm, no
#102 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> or the minecraft1.9help?
#103 [00:41] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> so if I had a help IRC that didnt approve of cracked? wud that be alright?
#104 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> @#minecraftissues
#105 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> oh, that I don't remember then
#106 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> As long as you don't advertise it here, I don't have a care in the world
#107 [00:42] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> lol
#108 [00:42] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> why not advertise here?
#109 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> Run your own IRC channel, run your own website.
#110 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> Get Mojang to support you.
#111 [00:42] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> if u dont offer help on same things as I do why not dvertise here?
#112 [00:42] <oldtopman> heh
#113 [00:43] * oldtopman plans to dial up le Raiden if kigetsuki shows up again
#113 [00:43] <Smanly> S0N_0F_A_S0N: because... its rude to advertise and channel in another channel.
#114 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> S0N_0F_A_S0N - Does Google advertise Bing's services?
#115 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> lol
#116 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> S0N_0F_A_S0N - Does Yahoo advertise on Bing?
#117 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> not he same
#118 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> Exactly the same
#119 [00:43] <Smanly> wait wut
#120 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> If I advertised a channel that ONLY covered hhings u dont
#121 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> things*
#122 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> why wud u care
#123 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u want people to b helped?
#124 [00:43] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> then let me advertise
#125 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> S0N_0F_A_S0N - By advertising here, you're telling everybody that this channel would also support yours, and is affiated with your channel, which we do not
#126 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> So go advertise on your own, don't use ours to do so
#127 [00:44] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> no Im not..
#128 [00:44] <tyteen4a03> Smanly, or a more lively example, telling others person A sucks when person A is present
#129 [00:44] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> well
#130 [00:44] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u could be
#131 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> I will not.
#132 [00:44] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> lol
#133 [00:44] <Smanly> tyteen4a03: uh... I guess so.
#134 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> I don't know you. You haven't been here for that long, and I already don't like you too much
#135 [00:44] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> sounds pretty dumb to me
#136 [00:45] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> dont judge a book by its cover
#137 [00:45] <Eddie> We've gotten to chapter 10
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#139 [00:45] <Smanly> yeah...
#140 [00:46] <tyteen4a03> Eddie, how many chapters are there?\
#141 [00:46] <Eddie> 9 o.O
#142 [00:46] * tyteen4a03 shrugs
#142 [00:46] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ?
#143 [00:46] <tyteen4a03> let the chapters overflow
#144 [00:47] <Smanly> S0N_0F_A_S0N: sup
#145 [00:47] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> nm
#146 [00:48] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> u?
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#154 [00:51] <Eddie|Away> THIS CHANNEL IS STUPID
#155 [00:51] <Eddie|Away> HAAaaaaaaaaaaahahahha
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#157 [00:52] <S0N_0F_A_S0N> ooh
#158 [00:52] <Eddie|Away> Welcome back.
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#162 [00:52] * GreyVulpine fingers ban button.
#162 [00:53] <Eddie|Away> I am ready too
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#167 [00:57] * oldtopman would bet that that's kigetsuki
#167 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Pretty sure it is
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#174 [01:00] <Eddie|Away> Therefore network ban
#175 [01:00] <Eddie|Away> Byebye
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#192 [01:52] <Kealper> AuBot`: why are you not called AuBot :|
#193 [01:53] <Kealper> .nick AuBot
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#274 [05:15] <hopelessnoob> hello, i need some help: i registered and i wanted to try the demo version, but nothing happens in the demo page: it says that i can try the demo below, but there's actually nothing below.
#275 [05:16] <hopelessnoob> could i tbe a plugin problem?
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#277 [05:18] <hopelessnoob> is there anyone?
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#295 [05:52] <worldmc> hopelessnood where are you trying to download it?
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#310 [07:35] <RSAASD> hi
#311 [07:35] <RSAASD> Is minecraft coming for ps3?
#312 [07:36] <Lutzee> No
#313 [07:36] <Lutzee> Microsoft bought exclusivity for minecraft on the xBox platform
#314 [07:36] <RSAASD> :(
#315 [07:36] <Lutzee> I do not like it either, but that is that :(
#316 [07:36] <RSAASD> :(
#317 [07:37] <RSAASD> Ok maybe i just buy it for my pc
#318 [07:37] <RSAASD> But i would love it on ps3
#319 [07:37] <RSAASD> But wait a sec my java is blocked can you help me with that?
#320 [07:37] <RSAASD> Or should i call to java?
#321 [07:38] <Lutzee> Blocked? by what?
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#323 [07:38] <RSAASD> F secure maybe?
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#325 [07:39] <RSAASD> I dont really know :P
#326 [07:39] <Lutzee> Um, antivirus that might do it
#327 [07:39] <Lutzee> If that is a free anti virus i sugest switching to something like MSE or Avast
#328 [07:39] <RSAASD> No its a F-secure
#329 [07:40] <RSAASD> it's costs 50e :
#330 [07:40] <RSAASD> 25-50 I dont remeber
#331 [07:42] <RSAASD> It's not working
#332 [07:42] <RSAASD> I pressed try the demo
#333 [07:42] <Lutzee> In the client?
#334 [07:42] <RSAASD> You can try a demo version of Minecraft below. If you like what you see, buy the full version!
#335 [07:42] <Lutzee> As in the downlaoded launcher
#336 [07:42] <RSAASD> No it doesnt even come the picture
#337 [07:42] <RSAASD> of that minecraft :P
#338 [07:42] <RSAASD> I downloaded it
#339 [07:43] <Lutzee> So you are trying to play the demo in your browser?
#340 [07:43] <Lutzee> ?? demo
#341 [07:43] <VoxelHead> demo: You can access a demo version of minecraft, completely free of charge, by visiting http://www.minecraft.net/demo via your browser. The demo on the downloadable launcher has known problems.
#342 [07:44] <RSAASD> This appilaction need java 1.5.0 Runtime error
#343 [07:44] <RSAASD> But i cant even download it
#344 [07:44] <RSAASD> java says something
#345 [07:44] <Lutzee> You haven't even got java instelled
#346 [07:44] <RSAASD> Yes lutzee
#347 [07:44] <Lutzee> ?? java/1.6
#348 [07:44] <VoxelHead> java/1.6: To get the current version of Java 1.6 for nearly any platform, go here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre6u35-downloads-1836473.html
#349 [07:44] <RSAASD> But when i download it
#350 [07:45] <RSAASD> it says something and stops
#351 [07:45] <RSAASD> then i try again
#352 [07:45] <Lutzee> What does it say?
#353 [07:45] <RSAASD> and doesnt works :(
#354 [07:45] <RSAASD> Let's see
#355 [07:46] <RSAASD> 5 min maybe ?
#356 [07:46] <Lutzee> Sure, i'm not going anywhere in the next 20 minutes
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#358 [07:46] <RSAASD> ok
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#361 [07:48] <RSAASD> it's bit slow choose i have downloading now java & Red orchestra 2
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#364 [07:49] <RSAASD> Status registering java runtime enviroment
#365 [07:50] <RSAASD> vironment*
#366 [07:50] <RSAASD> LOL PASSED!
#367 [07:50] <RSAASD> WHY FINNISH VERSION DOESNT WORKS?
#368 [07:50] <RSAASD> i test now the minecraf
#369 [07:52] <RSAASD> Yee! It works!
#370 [07:52] <RSAASD> I love you guys!
#371 [07:52] <RSAASD> yei
#372 [07:53] <Lutzee> No problem
#373 [07:53] * Lutzee tips hat
#373 [08:07] <unimatrix> any swedish people here,
#374 [08:07] <unimatrix> ?
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#417 [10:20] <Jhwarby> Guys, does this MySQL config look right?: http://pastie.org/5529550
#418 [10:21] <TheNoodle> ?? mods
#419 [10:21] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#420 [10:22] <VoxelHead> mods: For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#421 [10:22] <Jhwarby> ...
#422 [10:22] <Jhwarby> Technically, MySQL isn't a mod.
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#425 [10:23] <TheNoodle> Nothing in the vanilla client or server requires MySQL.
#426 [10:24] <SinZ> Also, the fact the pastebin said worldguard in it
#427 [10:24] <Jhwarby> SHHH
#428 [10:24] <Jhwarby> :P
#429 [10:24] <TheNoodle> That too.
#430 [10:25] <Jhwarby> ?? help
#431 [10:25] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#432 [10:25] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#433 [10:25] <Jhwarby> ??< index
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#435 [10:30] <Jhwarby> It wasn't paste bin, it was pastIE
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#437 [10:31] <SinZ> =(
#438 [10:31] <SinZ> left before I could argue the point
#439 [10:32] <TheNoodle> That's probably a good thing
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#441 [10:34] <Grim_Reaper> TheNoodle \o/
#442 [10:34] * Grim_Reaper hugs
#442 [10:34] <Grim_Reaper> http://i.imgur.com/bfW8Q.jpg little girls are evil
#443 [10:36] <TheNoodle> D:
#444 [10:36] <SinZ> sotrue
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#461 [11:14] <yomomma25> I just purchased Minecraft and can't seem to get it to work. Everytime I hit run it doesn't do anything.
#462 [11:17] <Grim_Reaper> Could you elaborate yomomma25?
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#464 [11:19] <yomomma25> i downloaded minecraft on my computer and it says it download as a picture and when i click it something pops up and say do you really want to run this
#465 [11:19] <Grim_Reaper> Click yes
#466 [11:19] <yomomma25> i did and nothing happens
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#468 [11:19] <Grim_Reaper> Right click on Minecraft and click "Run as Admin"
#469 [11:19] <yomomma25> ok
#470 [11:20] <Grim_Reaper> Or try redownload minecraft from the site
#471 [11:20] <JockeN> I'm having some problems with starting the Minecraft client in online mode.
#472 [11:20] <Grim_Reaper> Also make sure you have java installed
#473 [11:20] <yomomma25> i do have java
#474 [11:20] <Grim_Reaper> JockeN could you tell us more about your issue please?
#475 [11:20] <Grim_Reaper> Ok yomomma25. Try run as admin. If that doesn't work, try redownload and see
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#477 [11:21] <yomomma25> how do i redem my code?
#478 [11:21] <Grim_Reaper> yomomma25 you can redeem it on mojang's website
#479 [11:21] <Grim_Reaper> http://www.mojang.com
#480 [11:21] <JockeN> It says "Can't Connect to Minecraft.net", I've got Java 7 update 9 (the latest version) installed. I've tried to reinstall Java and Minecraft.
#481 [11:21] <Grim_Reaper> Ok JockeN please give me a minute
#482 [11:22] <JockeN> I'm Premium, I'm not banned. First I couldn't even start downloading all the Minecraft files but a friend of mine sent me all the bin files. Take your time
#483 [11:22] <Grim_Reaper> ?? error/cantconnect
#484 [11:22] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#485 [11:22] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#486 [11:23] <Grim_Reaper> Also please try see if this link works for you. It should say "Bad login" if all is working fine https://login.minecraft.net/?user=Meep&password=notreal&version=13
#487 [11:23] <JockeN> yep, bad login
#488 [11:24] <JockeN> Also my Windows Firewall is disabled, so it's not that.
#489 [11:24] <Grim_Reaper> Do you have any anti viruses running?
#490 [11:24] <Grim_Reaper> Also could you please try running minecraft.exe as administrator and see if you can login
#491 [11:24] <JockeN> Yes I do, I've checked that and it's not blocking Java or Minecraft
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#493 [11:24] <JockeN> I've tried that numberous of times due attemts to fix it through the AntiVirus
#494 [11:24] <JockeN> I've tried that numberous of times due attemts to fix it through the AntiVirus
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#496 [11:25] <Grim_Reaper> See if you're able to play through the browser version of the game
#497 [11:25] <JockeN> Okey, hold on
#498 [11:27] <JockeN> Nope I can't. "Updating Minecraft" "Done loading" and nothing happens, the green "loading bar has stopped on 95%
#499 [11:27] <Grim_Reaper> Is it stuck on a specific file?
#500 [11:28] <JockeN> It doesn't say which file, all it says are "Done loading", at the place where it usualy says the file
#501 [11:28] <Grim_Reaper> I sounds like an antivirus or something is blocking it
#502 [11:28] <Grim_Reaper> Lets see if this might give us some info
#503 [11:28] <Grim_Reaper> ?? java/version
#504 [11:28] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#505 [11:28] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#506 [11:28] <Grim_Reaper> Please tell me which version you're running.
#507 [11:28] <JockeN> Java 7 Update 9
#508 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> Ok there are some known problems with java 7
#509 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> ?? java/1.7
#510 [11:29] <VoxelHead> java/1.7: Java 1.7 known to be incompatible with Minecraft in many cases. Please install Java 1.6. http://java.com/en/download/manual_v6.jsp
#511 [11:29] <JockeN> Ah, I'll do that right on
#512 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> It's best to uninstall java first. Then install
#513 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> If you're running 64bit windows
#514 [11:29] <JockeN> I am
#515 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> Be sure to install both 32bit and 64bit
#516 [11:29] <JockeN> Oh, thanks, I didn't know that
#517 [11:29] <Grim_Reaper> ^^
#518 [11:30] <Grim_Reaper> Also after you've installed
#519 [11:30] <Grim_Reaper> Give your pc a restart
#520 [11:30] <JockeN> Yea after I've installed Java
#521 [11:30] <Grim_Reaper> Just type my name when you're back here
#522 [11:30] <JockeN> Okey, will do. Thanks, I've got a bus to catch now so I'll come on when I'm home and then I'll downgrade java
#523 [11:30] <Grim_Reaper> Alrighty
#524 [11:30] <Grim_Reaper> take care :3
#525 [11:31] <JockeN> You too
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#528 [11:35] <yomomma25> https://s3.amazonaws.com/MinecraftDownload/launcher/Minecraft.exe i got an email telling me to go to this it download to my computer but wont let me open it
#529 [11:37] <Grim_Reaper> Are you running any anti viruses?
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#541 [12:03] <sumtk> Heya
#542 [12:03] <sumtk> anyone got a sec to view my problem?
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#544 [12:05] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah...
#545 [12:05] <Grim_Reaper> We do except.. you leave.. before we can
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#549 [12:13] <Rick_> hello?
#550 [12:13] <Rick_> is somebody here
#551 [12:13] <Rick_> ?
#552 [12:13] <Grim_Reaper> Yes
#553 [12:13] <Rick_> hi
#554 [12:13] <Rick_> i just bought
#555 [12:13] <Rick_> the game in my mac
#556 [12:14] <Rick_> and when i download the zip file and open it it says
#557 [12:14] <Rick_> that the folder is damaged
#558 [12:14] <Rick_> and that i should move it to my trash
#559 [12:14] <Rick_> what do i do ?
#560 [12:14] <Grim_Reaper> Try redownload
#561 [12:14] <Rick_> ok wait a sec please
#562 [12:14] <Rick_> thanks
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#564 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> Rick_, if redownloading the zip did not cut it, try
#565 [12:15] <Rick_> nope
#566 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> Rick_ mac/gatekeeper
#567 [12:15] <VoxelHead> Rick_: (mac/gatekeeper) Newer versions of OS X add new security measures which give scary warning messages for any programs not from the App store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
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#569 [12:15] <Lutzee> And if that doesn't work
#570 [12:16] <Lutzee> ?? mac/gatekeeper/disable
#571 [12:16] <VoxelHead> mac/gatekeeper/disable: If the right-click->Open trick does not work, disable Gatekeeper entirely. See http://support.apple.com/kb/HT5290
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#576 [12:19] <|Anthony|> any additional information regarding enchanted books aside from the info here
#577 [12:19] <|Anthony|> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Enchanted_Book
#578 [12:22] <Rick_> it doesnt work
#579 [12:22] <Rick_> the zip lets me open the app one but then when i try opening that one it says its damaged and cant be opened and to move it to trash
#580 [12:23] <Grim_Reaper> |Anthony| I don't think so
#581 [12:23] <Rick_> somebody help
#582 [12:23] <Lutzee> Rick_: Disble gatekeeper, instructions found here http://support.apple.com/kb/HT5290
#583 [12:23] <|Anthony|> Grim_Reaper, i'm reading the 12w50a release notes on the wiki atm
#584 [12:28] <Rick_> it runs it runnssss
#585 [12:28] <Rick_> we did it i can play nowww
#586 [12:28] <Rick_> thank you thank you thank you
#587 [12:28] <Rick_> soo soo muchhh
#588 [12:28] <Rick_> you guys are t he besssssttttttt
#589 [12:28] <Rick_> best
#590 [12:28] <Rick_> best
#591 [12:28] <Rick_> best
#592 [12:29] <Rick_> thank you so much
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#594 [12:29] <Grim_Reaper> :3
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#596 [12:33] <DopeGhoti> looks like a happy customer
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#598 [12:35] <sugoi> the heck did you do for that man, grim?
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#600 [12:37] <DopeGhoti> linked to "how to disable gatekeeper"
#601 [12:37] <Grim_Reaper> sugoi nothing
#602 [12:37] <Grim_Reaper> It was tyteen4a03 and Lutzee :p
#603 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> Grim_Reaper, if a zip is "corrupt" on a mac you can almost be certain it's gatekeeper
#604 [12:38] <Grim_Reaper> I'll keep this in mind for the future :p
#605 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> *can be almost certain
#606 [12:38] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: it's also that no one, and I mean _no one_, quotes the message correctly
#607 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti, maybe we should just put mac/gatekeeper and mac/gatekeeper/disable together
#608 [12:39] <DopeGhoti> ??+ mac/gatekeeper/exampledialog|This is what the gatekeeper dialog looks like: http://cargo.dcurt.is.s3.amazonaws.com/unsigned.jpg
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#611 [12:40] <DopeGhoti> if anyone can find the same dialog referring to Minecraft, that'd be an improvement.
#612 [12:40] <Grim_Reaper> I would love it if Dinnerbone made a santa in MC that appears in Christmas day lol
#613 [12:40] <Grim_Reaper> on*
#614 [12:41] <DopeGhoti> but was about Kwazy Kwanzaa; Rowdy Ramadan; Spiffy Solstice; Good Gana; Chappy Chanukkah, et al.?
#615 [12:41] <DopeGhoti> s/was/what/
#616 [12:42] <DopeGhoti> I nearly forgot Festive Festivvus
#617 [12:43] <Grim_Reaper> DopeGhoti what you going to do for christmas sir
#618 [12:43] <DopeGhoti> probably engage in timeshifted rampant commercialism, much like a lot of the rest of the country.
#619 [12:44] <Grim_Reaper> :o
#620 [12:44] <sugoi> DopeGhoti: misquotes which message? the error on the mac about the corrupted zip?
#621 [12:44] <DopeGhoti> exactly
#622 [12:45] <DopeGhoti> I don't have a system running Mountain Lion (I still use Snow Leopard), so I cannot generate the dialog myself
#623 [12:45] <sugoi> so he _said_ (looking in our log) "the folder is damaged and that i should move it to my trash
#624 [12:45] <DopeGhoti> but it doesn't say that the .zip is damaged
#625 [12:45] <sugoi> "
#626 [12:45] <sugoi> sorry, was reading log, was not at this point in irc
#627 [12:46] <DopeGhoti> what the dialog says is that it's not been signed by a recognized distributor and may damage the computer, and should be moved to the Trash.
#628 [12:46] <sugoi> ok, so it doesn't use the word "damaged", what do you think it says?
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#630 [12:46] <sugoi> aaah
#631 [12:46] <sugoi> ok
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#633 [12:46] <DopeGhoti> for some reason, everyone who comes here transliterates that as "it says Minecraft is damaged"
#634 [12:46] <sugoi> will it say that for any custom compressed archive?
#635 [12:47] <sugoi> e.g. if i were to 7zip a folder and share it?
#636 [12:47] <DopeGhoti> it'll say that for any non-App Store app
#637 [12:47] <DopeGhoti> signed programs get a less scary-sounding warning
#638 [12:47] <DopeGhoti> "This program was downloaded from the Internet and not the App Store; are you sure you want to run it?" or some such
#639 [12:47] <sugoi> ok
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#641 [12:48] <DopeGhoti> Mojang (rightly IMO) doesn't want to give Apple 30% of their profits, so Minecraft won't ever be a signed application
#642 [12:48] <DopeGhoti> so it'll always get the "scary" message.
#643 [12:48] <sugoi> sounds good
#644 [12:48] <Grim_Reaper> :p
#645 [12:48] <Eddie> 30%?
#646 [12:48] <sugoi> also, mojang and windows 8 cert
#647 [12:49] <oldtopman> Eddie: Thirty percent.
#648 [12:49] <DopeGhoti> Eddie: Apple gets 30% of the price of apps purchased on the iOS and OSX app stores.
#649 [12:49] <DopeGhoti> Google Play is a similar deal, but I think the cut is smaller
#650 [12:49] <Scott> An application can be signed without distributed through the App Store.
#651 [12:49] <oldtopman> ^
#652 [12:49] <DopeGhoti> Scott: yes, it can
#653 [12:49] <Eddie> Apple the robber.
#654 [12:50] <DopeGhoti> but you have to pay Apple for the cert, and it can only be used in native apps, not Java apps
#655 [12:50] <oldtopman> Eddie: That's the standard cut for all app stores.
#656 [12:50] <DopeGhoti> (or in Java apps put in a proper native wrapper, which the current Mac port is not)
#657 [12:50] <oldtopman> Android, Amazon, win8, iOS, OSX, etc. All 30% AFAIK
#658 [12:50] <DopeGhoti> I think Steam's cut is 20%
#659 [12:50] <DopeGhoti> ISTR reading that somewhere, but Valve has always been cagey about actual numbers
#660 [12:51] <oldtopman> Desura uses similar cuts from what I've heard.
#661 [12:52] <DopeGhoti> humblebundle lets you pick the cut, but that's a special charity-drive snowflake.
#662 [12:53] <oldtopman> I (will) sell through gumroad, so that's 5% plus...10c?
#663 [12:53] <DopeGhoti> I have heretofore not heard of gumroad.
#664 [12:54] <oldtopman> It's actually really simple.
#665 [12:54] <oldtopman> Enter your email/password or sign in with fb/twitter; paste in a paypal account; add some items to sell.
#666 [12:54] <oldtopman> Optional: Add a bio, website link, avater, etc.
#667 [12:55] <DopeGhoti> neat.
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#669 [12:55] <oldtopman> Only thing is that despite using PayPal to pay you, they only take credit cards; no PayPal as a payment format.
#670 [12:56] <DopeGhoti> interesting.
#671 [12:57] <sugoi> also, dwolla.com
#672 [12:57] <sugoi> no card purchase tool
#673 [12:58] <DopeGhoti> inb4 bitcoin
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#675 [13:00] <oldtopman> sugoi: Huh. Interesting.
#676 [13:00] * oldtopman investigates
#676 [13:03] <sugoi> oldtopman: their site oversimplifies the accomplishments of their product, it's worth actually reading about it elsewhere
#677 [13:04] <sugoi> i don't have any specific article or video link on hand
#678 [13:04] <DopeGhoti> Huh, apparently the guy behind the Code Hero kickstarted blew all the money on coke and hookers, and is not responding to inquiries or refund demands.
#679 [13:04] <DopeGhoti> s/started/starter/
#680 [13:04] <sugoi> ouch
#681 [13:06] <sugoi> you're shooting java script to learn to make games?
#682 [13:06] <sugoi> ok
#683 [13:07] <sugoi> seriously, would not pledge 1c
#684 [13:07] <DopeGhoti> nor would I
#685 [13:07] <DopeGhoti> interesting concept in the abstract, but I have no idea how it was supposed to work in any practical (or fun) sense.
#686 [13:07] <sugoi> DopeGhoti: yes, i completely agree
#687 [13:07] <DopeGhoti> it'd be like making a game with that Tron FPS as your IDE
#688 [13:08] <DopeGhoti> "okay, I have a problem where $BUG_DESCRIPTION; which level do I go to to kill that bug?"
#689 [13:08] <sugoi> speaking of 1c, what is the smallest coin in canada now? 5c?
#690 [13:08] <DopeGhoti> AFAIK, Canuckistan still has one penny coins.
#691 [13:08] <sugoi> oh, ok
#692 [13:08] <Eddie> We still have the penny
#693 [13:08] <sugoi> Eddie: haha, hail!
#694 [13:08] <Eddie> it will cease production in February I think
#695 [13:09] <sugoi> ah
#696 [13:09] <sugoi> Eddie: so then, 5c?
#697 [13:09] <Eddie> yes
#698 [13:09] <DopeGhoti> It's Australia, I think, that a> still has pennies, but b> bills in twientieth-of-a-dollar increments
#699 [13:10] <DopeGhoti> .au has it as right as it can be, where the rounded-off cents always go in the consumers' favor
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#714 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti, sugoi, javascript... fine for procedural usage
#715 [13:52] <DopeGhoti> given that it's largely a procedural language, I'd take that as axiomatic
#716 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> not sure how to "shoot" them though
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#718 [13:53] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Hi
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#720 [13:53] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Hi
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#722 [13:54] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Hey
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#724 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> hi
#725 [13:54] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Hi
#726 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> I wish I had enough willpower to drive my own projects that it's kickstarter worthy
#727 [13:54] <Jonty800> I just had to ban FrenchToastIsFrenchBread from my channel for spamming every 2 seconds for the past 10 mins
#728 [13:54] <Jonty800> thought I'd give this channel the heads-up
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#730 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> Jonty800, thank you
#731 [13:54] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I'm not doing anything here
#732 [13:55] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I actually have a question asshole
#733 [13:55] <Jonty800> Thats good to see
#734 [13:55] <Jonty800> Thats good to see
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#736 [13:56] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I have a question
#737 [13:56] <Lutzee> ?? ask
#738 [13:56] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#739 [13:56] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#740 [13:56] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Okay what?
#741 [13:56] <Necrodoom> FrenchToastIsFrenchBread: ASK
#742 [13:56] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Okay
#743 [13:56] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> How do I leave 'the end'
#744 [13:57] <Calinou> FrenchToastIsFrenchBread: kill the ender dragon, which drops a portal
#745 [13:57] <Necrodoom> kill the enderdragon and jump in the bedrock portal
#746 [13:57] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I did
#747 [13:57] <Calinou> if you're unable to kill it then drop your stuff in a chest then suicide :p
#748 [13:57] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I went in the portal
#749 [13:57] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> And now I can't play
#750 [13:57] <Necrodoom> credits?
#751 [13:57] <Necrodoom> left click
#752 [13:57] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Something like that
#753 [13:58] <Calinou> press escape to skip them
#754 [13:58] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Oh look I'm playing
#755 [13:58] <Necrodoom> lol
#756 [13:58] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I beat minecraft
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#758 [13:58] <Necrodoom> gratz
#759 [13:58] <Calinou> in soviet russia, minecraft beats you
#760 [13:59] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> Now it's time to catch all the pokemon in pokemon red
#761 [13:59] <Necrodoom> OH GOD NO
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#763 [13:59] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> I must
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#765 [14:00] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> And the first thing you want to do is...
#766 [14:00] <FrenchToastIsFrenchBread> And the first thing you want to do is...
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#781 [14:18] <ryans1230> Who did I talk to about intellectual property?
#782 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> ryans1230: in what context?
#783 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> if you want to license Mojang assets, email brands@mojang.com
#784 [14:18] <ryans1230> making IP claims on servers and DMCA complaints
#785 [14:19] <ryans1230> a few people helped me the other day, wednesday i think
#786 [14:20] <DopeGhoti> oh, you're the one whose world was stolen?
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#791 [14:22] <ryans1230> no, I was just wondering if I could make a DMCA complaint and use minecraft builds that are in videos as IP
#792 [14:22] <ryans1230> still waiting for DMCA responce
#793 [14:23] <DopeGhoti> the argument could be made that constructions in Minecraft are art
#794 [14:23] <DopeGhoti> if you are the author of that art, and others are using it without permission, _and_ you can demonstrate that you are the author, you have grounds for a DMCA takedown notice
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#796 [14:24] <Lutzee> Did i do a stupid? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271120777200
#797 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> I would recommend, if you wish to persue this, that you hire a lawyer to compose and serve said notice. IANAL, YMMV.
#798 [14:25] <ohithere> i have a question for you guys
#799 [14:25] <ryans1230> Yeah. There is big debate about if it falls under Berne convention
#800 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> Lutzee: yes, you overpaid; I found that model for US$570
#801 [14:25] <ohithere> http://oi45.tinypic.com/ak9yq1.jpg
#802 [14:25] <ohithere> :)?
#803 [14:25] <ohithere> I chose random names btw, or If I see you talking here and there.. when I'm here
#804 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> Lutzee: which is about 350 pounds
#805 [14:26] <ohithere> dopeghoti
#806 [14:26] <ohithere> whats the answer? :D
#807 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> ohithere: yes?
#808 [14:26] <Lutzee> Mmm £60 isn't going to bother me much
#809 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> ohithere: I don't pick favorites.
#810 [14:27] <tyteen4a03> ryans1230, as I said before, you'll have to take it to an actual court to see
#811 [14:27] <ohithere> XD
#812 [14:27] <Lutzee> Its still like £280 cheaper than retail
#813 [14:27] <ohithere> ur on there though ;D
#814 [14:27] <ryans1230> tyteen4a03: I now that
#815 [14:27] <ryans1230> know*
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#817 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> not sure why he's here again
#818 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: "Dad says foo, but let's see if I get a different answer from Mom", only the tech support version
#819 [14:31] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti, well we are dad and mom together
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#822 [14:32] <ohithere> im bored
#823 [14:32] <ohithere> tp://i49.tinypic.com/ranm93.png
#824 [14:32] <ohithere> http://i49.tinypic.com/ranm93.png
#825 [14:32] <ohithere> *
#826 [14:32] * tyteen4a03 shrugs
#826 [14:32] <ohithere> ik it sucks, dw.
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#828 [14:33] <ohithere> simplest of things to make
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#837 [14:40] <emreun> Hey guys, i bought Minecraft seconds ago. But when i try to get an minecraft account, system says "username is taken". I've tried it for at least 1 hours but whatever i try it is taken
#838 [14:42] <Lutzee> Well, erm try being more creative?
#839 [14:42] <emreun> you cannot believe how creative i am :)
#840 [14:42] <DopeGhoti> you cannot believe how many others came before you.
#841 [14:42] <emreun> i really tried lots of combinations of letters
#842 [14:42] <emreun> meaningful or not
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#844 [14:43] <sugoi> emreun: what do you suggest we tell you?
#845 [14:43] <emreun> there is a problem that's obvious
#846 [14:43] <sugoi> yep, your name needs to be unique
#847 [14:43] <emreun> i wonder if any of you saw a problem like this before
#848 [14:44] <sugoi> emreun: of course it is possible the service behind the scenes is faulty, anything can fail
#849 [14:44] <sugoi> you can email mojang if you are convinced their website or service is broken
#850 [14:45] <emreun> ok. i just wanted to see if there is anyone face with that kind of problem. I'm pretty sure that the website is broken :)
#851 [14:46] <emreun> thank you all for your interesting and silly suggestions like "try to be more creative" :)
#852 [14:46] <emreun> thank you all for your interesting and silly suggestions like "try to be more creative" :)
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#862 [15:02] <Ben> Hi. Im having trouble with my Mojang account. Can anyone help?
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#864 [15:02] <Guest2808> anyone
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#866 [15:03] <Guest2808> mojang account troubles... help plz
#867 [15:03] <Guest2808> mojang account troubles... help plz
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#873 [15:05] <otron> I can't create an mindcraft username. I always get the message "profile name is taken"
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#875 [15:07] <Mordred1974> Hello anyone here? I just bought Minecraft trough pay-pal, received transactions verifications, a mail from Majong saying all is ok with transaction ID's and Order ID's. However when following the link to create a profile ... any name i give in is refused for allready being taken.... been giving different names for 2 hours now, and i am getting desparate
#876 [15:08] <Mordred1974> the help database at Majong is no real help
#877 [15:08] <Mordred1974> been looking for a communication channel and that's why i ended up here.
#878 [15:10] <Mordred1974> And clikcing the links in this channel get's me back to the helpless database :(
#879 [15:10] <Lutzee> Um
#880 [15:10] <Mordred1974> hey
#881 [15:10] <Lutzee> I think there might be a problem somewher
#882 [15:11] <Mordred1974> aah ok
#883 [15:11] <Lutzee> There has been a couple of people here in the last 10 minutes claiming the same
#884 [15:11] <Mordred1974> aah ok
#885 [15:11] <otron> The description <Mordred1974>also fits for my case
#886 [15:11] <Mordred1974> profile creation not working as intended :)
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#888 [15:11] <airsoftguy14> hello?
#889 [15:11] <Mordred1974> hey
#890 [15:12] <otron> hello
#891 [15:12] <airsoftguy14> umm i need help lol can you do that?
#892 [15:12] <Lutzee> airsoftguy14: what is the problem?
#893 [15:12] <sugoi> airsoftguy14: can't make a unique name?
#894 [15:12] <Mordred1974> trouble with profile creation?
#895 [15:12] <Mordred1974> yeah ok i have the same problem
#896 [15:12] <airsoftguy14> umm i have forgot my security questions and now i cant get into my account
#897 [15:12] * sugoi is amazed how many ppl are buying mc RIGHT NOW
#897 [15:13] <airsoftguy14> is there anything you can do about that/
#898 [15:13] <Mordred1974> Seeing as i am not alone, i'll try again tomorrow
#899 [15:13] <Lutzee> airsoftguy14: You will need to find your transaction ID and post a support request to help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#900 [15:13] <airsoftguy14> ok
#901 [15:13] <Mordred1974> need to get the kids to bet
#902 [15:14] <Mordred1974> aaah there is a mail adres, couldn't find that before.
#903 [15:14] <airsoftguy14> ok i posted one now what do have to do?
#904 [15:15] <airsoftguy14> hey what if i sign in on the client? will that change anything?
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#906 [15:16] <_theg> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1601933-cannot-find-symbol-errors-when-attempting-to-recompile/ Can someone help me with this please?
#907 [15:16] <Lutzee> thegask in #risucraft
#908 [15:16] <Lutzee> oops
#909 [15:16] <Lutzee> _theg:
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#919 [15:19] <mrcooky> hi guys
#920 [15:19] <mrcooky> creating a game profile is just a joke or?
#921 [15:19] <mrcooky> currently down?
#922 [15:20] <DiskDaemon> From the sounds of things it apperas to be currently down sorry
#923 [15:20] <Lutzee> We believe there is problems atm
#924 [15:20] <DiskDaemon> There was an issue with it a few days ago, which was resolved, but it seems to be back
#925 [15:21] <mrcooky> ah ok thanks guys...
#926 [15:21] <Lutzee> Mmm, well ive shot a tweet at marc and tobias
#927 [15:21] <Boreeas> Login servers down again?
#928 [15:22] <Lutzee> Boreeas: No, there seems to be a problem with registering a name on the database
#929 [15:23] <mrcooky> looks really suspicious if you buy the game, dont receive a sms, try it with another payment method... it worked and now u cant create an user account 0o
#930 [15:23] <mrcooky> wtf
#931 [15:24] <Lutzee> mrcooky: do not worry, you will be able to get a name once the issue is resolved
#932 [15:25] <mrcooky> hope so ^^ and how long will they need to fix problems like this one?
#933 [15:25] <mrcooky> hours or days? weeks?
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#935 [15:25] <Lutzee> Not sure, i'm waiting for their support and web guys to respond on tiwtter
#936 [15:26] <mrcooky> ok, thanks for your support :)
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#940 [15:32] <luan> my minecraft is crashed i can't go on it
#941 [15:32] <Lutzee> ?? forceupdate
#942 [15:32] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#943 [15:32] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.;;See http://i.imgur.com/5b09B.png for visual instructions.
#944 [15:35] <luan> thaks
#945 [15:35] <luan> thank you
#946 [15:36] <oldtopman> You're welcome.
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#961 [15:58] <madface_happyface> Hey guys I need help Securing a minecraft account. Every time I try to do so the site says that it could not load my security questions. I know I placed them when I first created the account. what do I do?
#962 [15:59] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#963 [16:00] <madface_happyface> ok, I'll try again later tonight. thank you!
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#968 [16:07] <Needshelp> I'm trying to purchase minecraft but I keep getting an error trying to secure the account
#969 [16:07] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#970 [16:08] <Needshelp> Thanks, this is very frustrating
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#975 [16:15] <Ineedhelp> I can't verify my account which is not allowing me to purchase this game.... I want to buy the game....
#976 [16:15] <Ineedhelp> How can I fix this
#977 [16:15] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#978 [16:15] <Ineedhelp> how soon is soon, I've read that it has been three days
#979 [16:16] <Ineedhelp> this is incredibly frustrating.
#980 [16:16] <Ineedhelp> I've had a minecraft account for a while but this mojang account stuff is messing it up
#981 [16:17] <DiskDaemon> It was fixed within hours of the original problem. The problem has resurfaced just a few hours ago
#982 [16:18] <Lutzee> From the sounds of it, its database problems
#983 [16:19] <Ineedhelp> Thanks for the help
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#985 [16:22] <anonymous> Hello i was wondering how i could get a minecraft cape
#986 [16:23] <clarjon1> Show up at a minecraft convention
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#988 [16:23] <DiskDaemon> They're rare, only by attending minecon and other special occasions
#989 [16:23] <anonymous> Is there any other way
#990 [16:23] <DiskDaemon> no
#991 [16:23] <clarjon1> Well
#992 [16:24] <anonymous> Well what?
#993 [16:24] <Lutzee> Get hired by mojang
#994 [16:24] <clarjon1> Have you tried emailing mojang directly? :)
#995 [16:24] <clarjon1> Give them a good reason why you should have one?
#996 [16:24] <DiskDaemon> clarjon1: Don't hedge. There is no other way that a member of the public can get a cape.
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#998 [16:24] <DiskDaemon> clarjon1: Please don't encourage people to harrass Mojang employees
#999 [16:24] <anonymous> *sigh*
#1000 [16:25] <clarjon1> A'ight, my bad.
#1001 [16:25] <clarjon1> anonymous: The only way to get one is to show up at an event that Mojang has specified that attendees will be given capes.
#1002 [16:25] <DiskDaemon> anonymous: Capes are a reward to people for making the effort to be in a special place at a special time, for a special occastion.
#1003 [16:25] <anonymous> my friend got a free code he won it off youtube
#1004 [16:26] <clarjon1> So?
#1005 [16:26] <clarjon1> That code probably had a cape attached to the account -- because the account holder visited minecon.
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#1007 [16:26] <clarjon1> The only other way to "have" a cape is with a hacked/modded client, or being on a modded server.
#1008 [16:27] <clarjon1> The first option, the cape is only visible to you, on your screen
#1009 [16:27] <clarjon1> The second option, is only visible when on that particular server.
#1010 [16:27] <DiskDaemon> clarjon1: We don't support such things here. Please try to refrain from educating people about such things :)
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#1012 [16:28] <Doridian> I have an issue with Minecraft on my laptop: If I run 32-bit Java it alwayw works. If I use 64-bit Java and set it to use the dedicated nVidia GPU using the nVidia control panel, it black screens (sound and keyboard work, just I can't see anything!), if I set it to use integrated Graphics (Intel HD 4000), it works in 64-bit Java just fine. OS is Windows 8.
#1013 [16:28] <Alex_> can a DELL INSPIRON 9300 use minecraft
#1014 [16:28] <clarjon1> Alex_: Need to know the specs ( graphics chip, ram, cpu, etc) before being able to advise on that :)
#1015 [16:29] <DiskDaemon> ??> Alex_ win/dxdiag
#1016 [16:29] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1017 [16:29] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1018 [16:29] <Alex_> WINDOWS 7 HOME PREMIUM OFFICE 2007 (WORD, EXCEL, POWER POINT, PUBLISHER ) ANTIVIRUS 17" Lcd 2GHz 1GB RAM 100GB HDD
#1019 [16:29] <anonymous> If this changes anything i have a migrated minecraft account (mojang account) and im willing to pay
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#1022 [16:30] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: My answer for you is No.
#1023 [16:30] <Alex_> why not
#1024 [16:30] <clarjon1> anonymous: Keep your eyes peeled for the next Minecon, and buy a ticket :)
#1025 [16:30] <anonymous> how mutch are they
#1026 [16:30] <Alex_> and Nvidia Go 6800 256MB
#1027 [16:30] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Because you have only half of the computer memory that is required for the minimum specifications for the game.
#1028 [16:31] <Alex_> i thought ut was 1 gb
#1029 [16:31] <clarjon1> DiskDaemon: i think the 256mb is the amount of RAM on the gfx card
#1030 [16:31] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Please see http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/325948-what-are-the-system-requirements-
#1031 [16:31] <DiskDaemon> clarjon1: His video card is not of any concern at this stage
#1032 [16:31] <anonymous> nother question where can i find notch like what servers
#1033 [16:32] <Alex_> But other websites say 1gb
#1034 [16:32] <clarjon1> Alex_: then the other websites have out of date info
#1035 [16:32] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Those other websites seem to be wrong. THe mojang.com web site is the most official source you can find.
#1036 [16:32] <Alex_> thats too much
#1037 [16:33] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Get a better computer.
#1038 [16:33] <clarjon1> anonymous: The first minecon had tickets that cost $99 for the early bird special
#1039 [16:33] <clarjon1> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/MineCon
#1040 [16:34] <clarjon1> anonymous: So, if they keep doing it in the same month, you'll have to wait till november-ish 2013 :)
#1041 [16:34] <Scott> hey guys.
#1042 [16:34] <clarjon1> Hey Scott
#1043 [16:35] <Scott> Is /whitelist part of the vanilla server software?
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#1045 [16:35] <anonymous> BLACK SCREEN FIX RIGHT CLICK ON YOUR PC HOME SCREEN GO TO PROPITIES > SETTINGS > ADVANSED > TROUBLESHOOT AND MOVE THE ARROW TO THE 3ED BAR
#1046 [16:35] <clarjon1> I think so.
#1047 [16:35] <clarjon1> ...
#1048 [16:35] <Scott> anonymous: turn off caps lock
#1049 [16:36] <atdetvar> Problem: I just bought Minecraft and really want to play asap. But all user names are taken, including scrambled ones like "qw89dqwu89dq" etc. There seems to be a bug with the account service.
#1050 [16:36] <anonymous> what can i do with ender dragon egg
#1051 [16:36] <atdetvar> (the service always returns that a name is taken, no matter what it is)
#1052 [16:36] <clarjon1> anonymous: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Dragon_Egg
#1053 [16:37] <atdetvar> someone else reports the same problem 3 days ago: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121211192659AAc2yRs
#1054 [16:38] <anonymous> so there is still no purpose for it
#1055 [16:39] <atdetvar> are there any mods here at all who have access to the servers?
#1056 [16:40] <atdetvar> and can fix the problem?
#1057 [16:40] <DiskDaemon> It's a reward that you can put in a frame, and place somewhere special in your world
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#1060 [16:41] <TYKER508> the game wont allow me to register a username on the website?
#1061 [16:41] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1062 [16:42] <TYKER508> any idea when it'll be fixed?
#1063 [16:42] <DiskDaemon> asap
#1064 [16:42] <anonymous> can i make a free 24/7 minecraft server without port forwarding?
#1065 [16:42] <atdetvar> so there's someone working on it ("username taken") now?
#1066 [16:42] <DiskDaemon> anonymous: no
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#1068 [16:43] <anonymous> how boun a non 24/7 no port forwad
#1069 [16:43] <TYKER508> im just worried because i just payed for something from a different counrty and not shure if something has gone wrong
#1070 [16:43] <atdetvar> same here TYKER
#1071 [16:43] <iversonscott4> it says my video card drive is bad
#1072 [16:43] <DiskDaemon> anonymous: If you are hosting the server on your side of your router - you need to port forward.
#1073 [16:43] <atdetvar> TYKER508: It apparently works to play offline :)
#1074 [16:43] <atdetvar> if you want to continue on the demo world
#1075 [16:44] <DiskDaemon> ??> iversonscott4 win/dxdiag
#1076 [16:44] <VoxelHead> iversonscott4: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1077 [16:44] <atdetvar> according to someone in this room
#1078 [16:44] <VoxelHead> iversonscott4: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1079 [16:44] <anonymous> CAN I MAKE A MC SERVER NO PORT FORWARD
#1080 [16:44] <TYKER508> i just bought it and havnt been able to download it yet
#1081 [16:44] <iversonscott4> thanks
#1082 [16:44] <DiskDaemon> anonymous: No, you cannot make a mc server with no port forward. Asking over and over and over again is not going to change the bloody answer for you. Capiche?
#1083 [16:45] <atdetvar> TYKER508: Go here: http://minecraft.net/ and "play demo". Then it will make a demo world for you
#1084 [16:45] <TYKER508> thanks
#1085 [16:45] <atdetvar> then you can download the client and log into that
#1086 [16:45] <atdetvar> and the time limit should be gone
#1087 [16:45] <atdetvar> remember to play offline
#1088 [16:45] <anonymous> darn
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#1093 [16:46] <atdetvar> all right, let's just try the account thing again in half an hour and see if it's back up
#1094 [16:46] <atdetvar> cu
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#1096 [16:46] <iversonscott4> i did
#1097 [16:47] <TYKER508> is there any way i can download it and activate it tommorrow if possible
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#1102 [16:50] <ninja_> Does anyone know what to do when your mincraft is stuck uploading
#1103 [16:51] <DiskDaemon> If the update doesn't want to complete, it's almost certainly your antivirus program preventing Minecraft from getting the files that it needs. A solution to that is to temporarily disable your antivirus program and then try again.
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#1105 [16:52] <ninja_> Well it says it done uploading but it not and it one the same page every tiome i log in
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#1110 [16:55] <TYKER508> hi i just bought minecraft,,,, the web page wont allow me to choose a username, as well as any name even random letters come up as the username being already used?
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#1113 [16:56] <DiskDaemon> TYKER508: Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
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#1115 [16:57] <debv> I have been trying to setup a Minecraft username and I cannot. It tells me that every name I select is 'Unavailable'
#1116 [16:57] <DiskDaemon> debv: Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1117 [16:57] <TYKER508> thanks i havnt been able to even start using i
#1118 [16:57] <aj_> i cannot get security ?s
#1119 [16:57] <aj_> to work
#1120 [16:57] <TYKER508> it*
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#1122 [16:57] <aj_> it says they cant be loaded
#1123 [16:57] <DiskDaemon> aj_: Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1124 [16:57] <aj_> ok thank you
#1125 [16:57] <aj_> any idea when
#1126 [16:57] <DiskDaemon> asap
#1127 [16:57] <aj_> thanks
#1128 [16:58] <TYKER508> im from south africa so within 10 hours?
#1129 [16:58] <DiskDaemon> TYKER508: that information is not known
#1130 [16:59] <TYKER508> okay thanks though
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#1132 [17:00] <DiskDaemon> The people here who provide assistance don't work for Mojang. We are volunteers from around the world who love the game and want to help others enjoy it too.
#1133 [17:01] <Doridian> I have an issue with Minecraft on my laptop: If I run 32-bit Java it alwayw works. If I use 64-bit Java and set it to use the dedicated nVidia GPU using the nVidia control panel, it black screens (sound and keyboard work, just I can't see anything!), if I set it to use integrated Graphics (Intel HD 4000), it works in 64-bit Java just fine. OS is Windows 8.
#1134 [17:01] <DiskDaemon> ??> Doridian gpu/discrete
#1135 [17:01] <VoxelHead> Doridian: (gpu/discrete) Some laptops have 'discrete GPUs', which detect when games and the like are being run, and switch from the weaker GPU (usually Intel) to the strong (usually AMD or NVIDIA). Unfortunately, the mode detection is not foolproof, and Minecraft is often not detected as a graphics-intensive program, even though it is.
#1136 [17:01] <VoxelHead> Doridian: (gpu/discrete) Some possible fixes for this are installing a more capable Intel GPU driver, or changing a BIOS setting to always use the better GPU. Details on each of these options can be found at http://bit.ly/ORHfpX
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#1138 [17:02] <Doridian> well, thats the inverse of my issue: the weak gpu does work. the strong gpu (the actual nVidia card) causes minecraft to blackscreen
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#1140 [17:03] <DiskDaemon> Doridian: You are having an issue where your more powerful GPU is not being used. That is the issue that the gpu/discrete factoid deals with.
#1141 [17:03] <Doridian> well, i changed my GPU settings ot "always use high-performance nvidia gpu" in the drivers of nVidia
#1142 [17:03] <Doridian> that option *breaks* minecraft
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#1145 [17:04] <DiskDaemon> Doridian: You may want to stop what you are doing that causes it to break, and instead read the provided information and apply a solution from there instead
#1146 [17:04] <Doridian> i have applied all these fixes already, that's why i came here.
#1147 [17:05] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's all that we know in terms of the issue that you are facing.
#1148 [17:05] <Doridian> guess i'll have to keep playing minecraft on the CPU as GPU then, because that's the only thing that works
#1149 [17:05] <Doridian> but thanks anyway
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#1152 [17:06] <DiskDaemon> Doridian: I'm sorry that your computer is not able to work properly with the game.
#1153 [17:06] <DiskDaemon> Doridian: I'm sorry that your computer is not able to work properly with the game.
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#1156 [17:12] <blub> i get the error: "Could not load security questions." at the website. so i can't buy minecraft. is it a general problem atm?
#1157 [17:12] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1158 [17:12] <blub> ok. thanks
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#1162 [17:14] <frustrated> hello i cannot coem up with a unique user name
#1163 [17:14] <frustrated> please help
#1164 [17:14] <DiskDaemon> Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1165 [17:14] <frustrated> i am trying to set up an account for my 8 year old son
#1166 [17:15] <cfcmsc> trying to purchase Minecraft for first time. Went to minecraft.net , registered, set up security questions, turned off AVG, now when click Buy Now....getting an error: Secure your account Error! We need you to secure your account before you can proceed. Could not load security questions.
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#1168 [17:15] <DiskDaemon> cfcmsc: Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1169 [17:15] <frustrated> when is the name issue going to be resolved ?
#1170 [17:16] <cfcmsc> Thanks! I made a big deal about letting them buy it tonight if they were good all week! Typical of how my week has gone. :)
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#1173 [17:17] <frustrated> soon?
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#1176 [17:19] <Kirito> Good evening, my problem is, that i can't purchase Minecraft, because the webside could not load the securtiy questions.
#1177 [17:19] <DiskDaemon> Kirito: Sorry, that's a known issue from today, that should be resolved soon
#1178 [17:20] <Lutzee> Marc has justs pipes up on twitter, but it seems i should have pokes Kris, sigh..
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#1180 [17:20] <Kirito> so, i should to try again later?
#1181 [17:20] <Lutzee> Yes
#1182 [17:20] <Kirito> okay, tanks
#1183 [17:20] <Kirito> *thanks
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#1185 [17:22] <CarlosCookieMuncha> Hey Guys, Bought Minecraft, trying to choose a profile name, But it says everything i do is already taken, ive tryed hundreds of differnt kinds of "blah3742374fh" etc spamage and it just will not accept a profile name to get started! any one know if there is a problem
#1186 [17:23] <CarlosCookieMuncha> 16 Characters, theres billions of differnt combinations surely they are nto all taken?
#1187 [17:23] <CarlosCookieMuncha> not*
#1188 [17:23] <DiskDaemon> CarlosCookieMuncha: Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon
#1189 [17:24] <CarlosCookieMuncha> excellent, Thank you for your fyi, is there any timeframe in regards to a fix? is it been a problem for long?
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#1192 [17:25] <Coty> GreyVulpine you on
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#1196 [17:28] <damien> can anybody help me
#1197 [17:29] <damien> Grim_Reaper: can u help me
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#1199 [17:29] <Grim_Reaper> damien whats your issue?
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#1201 [17:30] <damien> Grim_Reaper: i just made a mojang account and i tried to buy it and said my account is not secured because of the questions and when i click it and it says can not load security questions
#1202 [17:30] <DiskDaemon> Ahh, that's my cue. Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon.
#1203 [17:31] <Grim_Reaper> Yeah this is being worked on damien
#1204 [17:31] <damien> Grim_Reaper: when will it be done
#1205 [17:31] <DiskDaemon> as soon as possible
#1206 [17:32] <damien> I wanna play minecraft i waited forever.
#1207 [17:32] <DiskDaemon> I hear you
#1208 [17:32] <damien> I finally able to pay for it.
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#1210 [17:33] <damien> I played it on xbox and they said it is better on pc
#1211 [17:33] <enament> hello
#1212 [17:33] <enament> i was wondering how to reverse or deleate all updates
#1213 [17:34] <DiskDaemon> ?? oldversions
#1214 [17:34] <DiskDaemon> ?? oldversion
#1215 [17:34] <VoxelHead> oldversion: By now there are several ways to downgrade your version of Minecraft. Either use a tool like McNostalgia, use a backup of your own, or download the old Minecraft binaries provided by Mojang. See ?? oldversion/list for a list of available binaries.
#1216 [17:34] <enament> i belive i got a corrupted update somehow
#1217 [17:34] <DiskDaemon> ?? oldversion/list
#1218 [17:34] <VoxelHead> oldversion/list: A list of all Minecraft binary files which are hosted publicly by Mojang can be found here: https://pastebin.com/gwrQrQL9
#1219 [17:34] <DiskDaemon> enament: However, can we find out more about your problem?
#1220 [17:35] <enament> well last time i was here i pasted my info and they said my cpu etc.... needed updating
#1221 [17:36] <damien> DiskDaemon: so
#1222 [17:36] <enament> but i checked and rechecked and i have the most current versions i can find
#1223 [17:36] <DiskDaemon> ??> enament win/dxdiag
#1224 [17:36] <VoxelHead> enament: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1225 [17:36] <VoxelHead> enament: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1226 [17:36] <enament> the game worked great up untill one picticular update
#1227 [17:37] <DiskDaemon> enament: You can also refresh everything by reinstalling
#1228 [17:37] <DiskDaemon> ??> enament win/reinst
#1229 [17:37] <VoxelHead> enament: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1230 [17:37] <damien> DiskDaemon: so did u fix it
#1231 [17:37] <VoxelHead> enament: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1232 [17:37] <DiskDaemon> The people here who provide assistance don't work for Mojang. We are volunteers from around the world who love the game and want to help others enjoy it too.
#1233 [17:37] <DiskDaemon> damien: So pleae have patience.
#1234 [17:37] <damien> DiskDaemon: How are u fixing it if u dont work for mojang?
#1235 [17:38] <DiskDaemon> damien: Please think about that.
#1236 [17:38] <damien> DiskDaemon: Think about what if you can not fix it?
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#1238 [17:39] <DiskDaemon> damien: You are correct in your realization - the people in this channel who volunteer their assistance, do not work for Mojang, and cannot fix the problem that Mojang currently have.
#1239 [17:39] <FrustratedNewCust> hello, I'm trying to register an account to buy minecraft but i cant secure the account. the account settings page keeps returning Could not load security questions.
#1240 [17:39] <DiskDaemon> FrustratedNewCust: Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon.
#1241 [17:39] <damien> DiskDaemon: then why u say that
#1242 [17:39] <damien> FrustratedNewCust: Thats what i asked
#1243 [17:39] <enament> give me a min to do all that
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#1245 [17:40] <DiskDaemon> damien: I say that because it helps to reassure people much better than saying "hell if I know"
#1246 [17:40] <FrustratedNewCust> alas, thanks DiskDaemon. Any idea on an eta?
#1247 [17:40] <DiskDaemon> FrustratedNewCust: asap
#1248 [17:40] <sugoi> damien: what's your frustration? that he said to have patience? o_O
#1249 [17:40] <damien> DiskDaemon: but ur not reasurring me
#1250 [17:40] <FrustratedNewCust> ok, ill keep coming back to try. thanks !
#1251 [17:40] <DiskDaemon> sugoi: I think that his frustration is that he believed that he was speaking with people from Mojang.
#1252 [17:41] <damien> sugoi: he is say something that its getting fixed and it is not.
#1253 [17:41] <sugoi> damien: but it is - mojang is alive and well, they know of the problem and are working on it
#1254 [17:41] <DiskDaemon> damien: It is getting fixed. Not by me, or by people in this channel, but it is getting fixed.
#1255 [17:41] <DiskDaemon> damien: It is getting fixed. Not by me, or by people in this channel, but it is getting fixed.
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#1257 [17:42] <damien> DiskDaemon: So when do u think i can play til tomorrow because they are in sweden and its like really late and they probably left to go home.
#1258 [17:42] <sugoi> damien: also, if you want to be taken more seriously, spell out your words (e.g. ur != you're)
#1259 [17:42] <DiskDaemon> damien: When do I think? When it's fixed.
#1260 [17:42] <damien> DiskDaemon: Ok.
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#1263 [17:43] <enament> ok here it is http://pastebin.com/8BbmSqHJ
#1264 [17:43] <damien> Im ......
#1265 [17:44] <DiskDaemon> enament: And what is the issue that you are having?
#1266 [17:44] <Carmel> I need help, I'm purchasing this game for my little brother & I'm at the part where it wants me to pick a "profile name" & no matter what I type in its already been taken, & he cant play the game until this is done. what do i do?
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#1268 [17:44] <DiskDaemon> Carmel: Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon.
#1269 [17:45] <enament> after an update it started to have game glitches
#1270 [17:45] <DiskDaemon> enament: What glitches?
#1271 [17:45] <damien> DiskDaemon: say its a know issue
#1272 [17:45] <Carmel> so what am i supposed to do? nothing?
#1273 [17:45] <damien> DiskDaemon: does that help
#1274 [17:45] <damien> Carmel: he said that to me
#1275 [17:45] <DiskDaemon> Carmel: correct
#1276 [17:45] <enament> well when you start playing it works fine for about a min or two
#1277 [17:46] <Carmel> great. so I just purchased this game for no reason is what youre saying?
#1278 [17:46] <DiskDaemon> Incorrect.
#1279 [17:47] <sugoi> DiskDaemon: holding on well?
#1280 [17:47] <damien> DiskDaemon: seems like it that we cant play it
#1281 [17:47] <DiskDaemon> Carmel: It's a very recent new issue, that was fixed when it first occurred a few days ago but has just now returned
#1282 [17:47] <enament> then 1m x 1m square beams of light of various colors and patterns beam directly vertically in to infinity
#1283 [17:47] <sugoi> Carmel: just be patient bro, things are unstable right now, it'll improve
#1284 [17:47] <DiskDaemon> enament: Wow, can I see a screenshot?
#1285 [17:48] <damien> DiskDaemon: when did my issue start?
#1286 [17:48] <DiskDaemon> damien: Just a few hours ago
#1287 [17:48] <damien> DiskDaemon: hmm
#1288 [17:49] <enament> hang on ill get a screen shot give me a min i just got off work and am exhausted
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#1292 [17:53] <enament> ok im totally fried from work i forget the command for screen shot
#1293 [17:53] <enament> ctrl p?
#1294 [17:53] <DiskDaemon> http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Screenshot-in-Microsoft-Windows
#1295 [17:55] <damien> DiskDaemon: help me
#1296 [17:55] <DiskDaemon> damien: how?
#1297 [17:55] <damien> damien: tell me wehy is this happening
#1298 [17:56] <DiskDaemon> damien: It's happening due to growing pains
#1299 [17:56] <damien> DiskDaemon: my error on the mojang
#1300 [17:56] <enament> bad update and it is now night time so itll take a min to get this
#1301 [17:56] <DiskDaemon> damien: It's a problem that is out of your hands. All you can do is to wait until Mojang fix the issue.
#1302 [17:57] <damien> ok
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#1304 [17:58] <Alex_> can the dell inspiron 9300 use minecraft
#1305 [17:58] <DiskDaemon> ??> Alex_ win/dxdiag
#1306 [17:58] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1307 [17:58] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#1308 [17:59] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Oh hang on, you're the guy with just 1GB of ram. The answer is no.
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#1310 [18:00] <Alex_> come on ive checked everywebsite it says it would work
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#1312 [18:00] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Does it work?
#1313 [18:00] <Alex_> im going to buy it for my son
#1314 [18:00] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: You have been warned then.
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#1319 [18:06] <enament> ok this turning out to be trickey to get a screen shot
#1320 [18:06] <enament> they appear and disapear when you try to get to them
#1321 [18:08] <damien> DiskDaemon: is it fixed
#1322 [18:08] <DiskDaemon> damien: Do you still get the same problem?
#1323 [18:08] <damien> DiskDaemon: gonna try
#1324 [18:09] <damien> DiskDaemon: yes i do
#1325 [18:09] <DiskDaemon> Then no, it is not fixed yet.
#1326 [18:09] <Lutzee> I think it will have to wait for kris too look into it
#1327 [18:09] <Lutzee> And i guess that will be tomorrow
#1328 [18:09] <Lutzee> It is midnight in sweeden now
#1329 [18:10] <DiskDaemon> Midnight on a Friday night too
#1330 [18:12] <damien> DiskDaemon: so not today
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#1332 [18:12] <Argentine> hola
#1333 [18:12] <Argentine> or hello
#1334 [18:12] <DiskDaemon> damien: We can hold out hope
#1335 [18:12] <damien> DiskDaemon: Hope
#1336 [18:12] <Argentine> I got a problem with MC
#1337 [18:13] <Argentine> whi can help me?
#1338 [18:13] <sugoi> did you guys read about the shooting today?
#1339 [18:13] <Argentine> who*
#1340 [18:13] <DiskDaemon> ?? Argentine ask
#1341 [18:13] <sugoi> ??> Argentine ask
#1342 [18:13] <VoxelHead> Argentine: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1343 [18:13] <VoxelHead> Argentine: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1346 [18:13] <Argentine> well the virtual machine launcher problem
#1347 [18:14] <sugoi> Argentine: need to install java?
#1348 [18:14] <Argentine> java 7 Update 9
#1349 [18:14] <Argentine> i have the downloader and don initiate
#1350 [18:14] <Argentine> don't* sorry for my english
#1351 [18:15] <enament> do you want it on photo bucket?all i could get so far is a striped horizontal glitch
#1352 [18:15] <enament> it rally makes my game slow
#1353 [18:15] <DiskDaemon> enament: Yes, that or imgur, or some other image sharing site
#1354 [18:15] <Argentine> java is intalled but I don't know what to do with MC
#1355 [18:18] <damien> !!
#1356 [18:18] <damien> I am bored... I want to play minecraft oh wait i cant
#1357 [18:19] <DiskDaemon> damien: Yes it's a problem, and you are complaining to people who cannot help you, other than to say that it is a known issue and will be fixed as soon as Mojang can.
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#1359 [18:20] <damien> DiskDaemon: Then why do people come here if you can not help?
#1360 [18:20] <DiskDaemon> damien: Because for most issues we can and do help.
#1361 [18:20] <damien> Ok
#1362 [18:24] <enament> so ive never used photo bucket how can i let you seethis?
#1363 [18:24] <enament> ive already got it on there
#1364 [18:25] <DiskDaemon> enament: Just give us the URL of that web page that we can see it on
#1365 [18:25] <enament> http://s1296.beta.photobucket.com/user/enament/media/Untitled_zpsedc3faf1.png.html?sort=3&o=0
#1366 [18:25] <enament> ill see if i can find a verticle one
#1367 [18:26] <enament> brb
#1368 [18:26] <damien> sick of this
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#1370 [18:26] <DiskDaemon> Wow yeah, that looks like a signicant problem, that is going to rest with your graphics card drivers
#1371 [18:27] <damien> omg bad news agaom
#1372 [18:27] <damien> DiskDaemon: What country u from?
#1373 [18:27] <enament> canada
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#1375 [18:27] <DiskDaemon> damien: New Zealand
#1376 [18:27] <damien> DiskDaemon: What time is there?
#1377 [18:27] <enament> my graphics card is up to date
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#1379 [18:27] <DiskDaemon> damien: It's lunch time
#1380 [18:27] <enament> its 7:27
#1381 [18:28] <Frostic> login servers are down
#1382 [18:28] <damien> DiskDaemon: i live in the us and its a friday night and i want to play minecraft
#1383 [18:28] <DiskDaemon> enament: Do you still get the same problem after completely reinstalling Minecraft?
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#1386 [18:28] <enament> ok ill look for a vertical one
#1387 [18:28] <damien> enament: your lucky
#1388 [18:29] <enament> why is that?
#1389 [18:29] <damien> enament: u get to play
#1390 [18:29] <enament> ahh yea i play of line
#1391 [18:30] <enament> off line
#1392 [18:31] <damien> DiskDaemon: what is ur minecraft account name and are u playing online right now
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#1394 [18:32] <DiskDaemon> damien: I do not play online
#1395 [18:32] <damien> DiskDaemon: why
#1396 [18:32] <DiskDaemon> damien: Why what? Why don't I play online? Because I don't like playing online.
#1397 [18:33] <damien> hmm
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#1399 [18:33] <DiskDaemon> I also don't like watching movies in 3D mode.
#1400 [18:34] <DiskDaemon> I also don't collect stamps.
#1401 [18:34] <damien> do i care
#1402 [18:35] <DiskDaemon> damien: I was making a point.
#1403 [18:35] <damien> DiskDaemon: yes but i dont care
#1404 [18:35] <enament> you are asking me what my nic is on minecraft?
#1405 [18:36] <DiskDaemon> well done - you have convinced me to feel cetain things about you
#1406 [18:36] <damien> DiskDaemon: i want to play the game you just sit here and dont even help
#1407 [18:36] <DiskDaemon> damien: Correct. There may be a reason for that.
#1408 [18:37] <NinjaKirby> What is even going on in here, easy goes it.
#1409 [18:37] <sugoi> damien: dude...seriously
#1410 [18:37] <damien> sugoi: yes?
#1411 [18:37] <DiskDaemon> NinjaKirby: Mojang are currently having an issue with new accounts, and people are pissed off that they cannot play the game because of that issue.
#1412 [18:38] <Lutzee> !login
#1413 [18:38] <Lutzee> mm yup
#1414 [18:38] <NinjaKirby> Daemon: Understood
#1415 [18:38] <sugoi> damien: [rule 0: be excellent to everyone.] what are you trying to accomplish? we are volunteers!
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#1417 [18:38] <enament> i can play the game it just lags real hard in certain areas where the glitch seems more prevailant
#1418 [18:39] <damien> sugoi: rule 0? wow What country u from?
#1419 [18:39] <enament> canada
#1420 [18:39] <enament> im playing off line though
#1421 [18:39] <damien> enament: cool
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#1423 [18:40] <clake> how can i secure my minecraft when it keep on saying error
#1424 [18:40] <enament> i found a neat prog for backing up minecraft
#1425 [18:40] <nightfall8154> hi is minecraft.net down i cannot seem to login
#1426 [18:40] <DiskDaemon> clake: Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon.
#1427 [18:41] <DiskDaemon> nightfall8154: Yes, please see help.mojang.com to help you monitor the situation
#1428 [18:41] <clake> thanks
#1429 [18:41] <Grim_Reaper> damien
#1430 [18:41] <Grim_Reaper> I think something needs to be done
#1431 [18:41] <Grim_Reaper> All yours
#1432 [18:41] <damien> Grim_Reaper: Yes?
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#1434 [18:42] <enament> has anyone had there minecart go jumpy and also the sound goes all wonkey
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#1436 [18:42] <damien> DiskDaemon: everything must be a know issue and can not help
#1437 [18:42] <DiskDaemon> damien: Not everything, only this one issue from today
#1438 [18:42] <damien> DiskDaemon: hmm
#1439 [18:42] <J_> Cant create an new user, says all users i tried already been used
#1440 [18:43] <DiskDaemon> j_: Sorry, that's a known issue that should be resolved soon.
#1441 [18:43] <sugoi> !kick damien Please be polite on this channel and remember we're just trying to help people
#1442 [18:43] <J_> so just purchased new account and now i wait?
#1443 [18:43] <damien> sugoi: im not kicked
#1444 [18:43] <damien> sugoi: is security questions working
#1445 [18:43] <sugoi> damien: yeah, that's because i'm a noob
#1446 [18:43] <Lutzee> !kick damien Please be polite on this channel and remember we're just trying to help people (you are now)
#1447 [18:43] * AuBot kicked damien from #minecrafthelp (Reason: amien :You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by Lutzee with reason: Please be polite on this channel and remember we're just trying to help people (you are now)))
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#1449 [18:44] <DiskDaemon> J_: Yes, waiting is the only thing that you (and hundreds of others) can do at this stage
#1450 [18:44] <damien> I WANT MY PROBLEM FIXED
#1451 [18:44] <Grim_Reaper> damien you can take that kick as a last and final warning
#1452 [18:44] <Grim_Reaper> If we can't help you. Email mojang about it
#1453 [18:45] <Grim_Reaper> And wait patiently
#1454 [18:45] <Grim_Reaper> We volunteer our help
#1455 [18:45] <DiskDaemon> You can contact Mojang's customer support at http://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#1456 [18:45] <Grim_Reaper> We do not in any way know everything
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#1458 [18:45] <J_> will there be an issue with a delay of activating new account at a ltr time?
#1459 [18:46] <DiskDaemon> J_: The issue is a brand new one, and as you might imagine, it's vitally important for Mojang to get this fixed as soon as possible
#1460 [18:46] <enament> has anyones minecart become jumpy and the sound is not normal?
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#1462 [18:47] <squiggy> erm
#1463 [18:47] <squiggy> how come i cant login to my MC launcher?
#1464 [18:47] <squiggy> !mc status
#1465 [18:47] <DiskDaemon> squiggy: Please see help.mojang.com to keep an eye on the issue
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#1469 [18:48] <clake> it wont let secure my account it wont load the questions
#1470 [18:48] <DiskDaemon> clake: Sorry, that's a known issue that just started today, and should be resolved soon.
#1471 [18:48] <clake> how
#1472 [18:48] <DiskDaemon> asap
#1473 [18:48] <jj> by when
#1474 [18:49] <clake> how
#1475 [18:49] <DiskDaemon> *shrug*
#1476 [18:49] <jj> ny when
#1477 [18:49] <enament> is the mine cart a known issue
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#1479 [18:49] <clake> i dont know how
#1480 [18:49] <DiskDaemon> enament: I suspect that it's due to how the multiplayer system works
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#1482 [18:50] <enament> i play off line by myself
#1483 [18:50] <clake> why wont u help me
#1484 [18:50] <Lutzee> Tobias has just piped up, god bless that man
#1485 [18:51] <DiskDaemon> clake: Because it's not possible to help you with an issue that is out of your or our control
#1486 [18:51] <DiskDaemon> https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279734879019757568
#1487 [18:51] <clake> so what should i do
#1488 [18:51] <DiskDaemon> clake: Wait - like the rest of us.
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#1490 [18:52] <clake> ok i want to play minecraft so bad
#1491 [18:53] <clake> i hope they fix that fast
#1492 [18:53] <clake> i hope they fix that fast
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#1494 [18:53] <Grim_Reaper> .sitedown Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1495 [18:53] <VoxelHead> Grim_Reaper, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
#1496 [18:53] <Eddie> No they won't. They will take their sweet time.
#1497 [18:53] <Eddie> Suck on lollipops.
#1498 [18:54] <Eddie> And cry at the sight of cats hugging eachother.
#1499 [18:54] <Grim_Reaper> lol
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#1501 [18:54] <damien> DiskDaemon:
#1502 [18:54] <clake> ha
#1503 [18:55] <damien> clake: they said the same thing to me for the same issure
#1504 [18:55] <damien> isssue
#1505 [18:56] <DiskDaemon> Dammit - we're being consistant now
#1506 [18:56] <Eddie> Hello damien
#1507 [18:56] <damien> Eddie: Hello
#1508 [18:56] <clake> do you have a xbox360
#1509 [18:56] <damien> clake: i do
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#1512 [18:57] <VoxelHead> Goldeneye007, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1513 [18:57] <VoxelHead> soos, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1515 [18:57] <clake> have u tried the minecraft on the xbox
#1516 [18:58] <damien> clake: yes
#1517 [18:58] <damien> Your not sorry!!!
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#1519 [18:58] <VoxelHead> PermissionDenied, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1520 [18:58] <clake> do u know when then they will up grade it
#1521 [18:59] <damien> They just did in october.
#1522 [18:59] <sugoi> damien: you're*
#1523 [18:59] <damien> sugoi: Sp
#1524 [18:59] <damien> So*
#1525 [18:59] <sugoi> well i haven't been given ban perm, so all i can do is correct your spelling
#1526 [18:59] <DiskDaemon> And in November http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Xbox_360_Edition_version_history
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#1528 [18:59] <Boreeas> sugoi: ehh...
#1529 [18:59] <sugoi> haha
#1530 [18:59] <damien> sugoi: im not trying to get banned
#1531 [19:00] <sugoi> damien: then what are you trying to do?
#1532 [19:00] <damien> sugoi: im just mad i am sorry
#1533 [19:00] <sugoi> that's fair
#1534 [19:00] <sugoi> i would be too
#1535 [19:00] <DiskDaemon> sugoi: He's trying to be the squeaky wheel that gets fixed.
#1536 [19:00] <clake> but i want villager and the gun hake
#1537 [19:00] <sugoi> but i'm at work
#1538 [19:00] * Grim_Reaper agrees with DiskDaemon
#1538 [19:00] <DiskDaemon> The bugger is that there is no oil as of yet
#1539 [19:01] <sugoi> damien: have any othe games you've neglected?
#1540 [19:01] <damien> sugoi: no.
#1541 [19:01] * Contex is now known as Contex|Away
#1542 [19:01] <sugoi> oof, i'm jealous
#1543 [19:01] <damien> sugoi: I do not have xbox live and this is g onna be my first pc game
#1544 [19:01] <Grim_Reaper> Did you know. You can play games. Without xbox live :D?
#1545 [19:01] <Grim_Reaper> Fun fact ~
#1546 [19:02] <enament> has anyone had issues with the mine cart being jumpy and the sound is weird?
#1547 [19:02] <Boreeas> Grim_Reaper: He just said it' hist first PV game
#1548 [19:02] <Grim_Reaper> enament it's a known issue I believe
#1549 [19:02] <Grim_Reaper> Boreeas yeah i saw
#1550 [19:02] <Grim_Reaper> Must be a dream come true. Finally playing on pc lol
#1551 [19:02] <damien> Grim_Reaper: I know.
#1552 [19:03] <Oerg866> Login Server Forever
#1553 [19:03] <enament> ok thats all i needed to know and i will be patient and wait i promse
#1554 [19:03] <Grim_Reaper> If your pc can handle it. You should try play crysis if you're an fps fan damien
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#1556 [19:03] <clake> i want villagers and a gun mod for my xbox360 minecraft
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#1558 [19:03] <VoxelHead> Malumake, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1559 [19:03] <damien> I played Call of Duty on pc and tried minecraft on xbox and everybody says it is better on pc
#1560 [19:03] <damien> Grim_Reaper: I hear it is a good game
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#1562 [19:03] <VoxelHead> audrey, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1563 [19:04] <enament> there is always command and conquer
#1564 [19:04] <Grim_Reaper> CoD is ok. I've gotten a bit tired of it though. Feels like the same thing over and over again with a few extra odds and ends
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#1566 [19:04] <Grim_Reaper> So I've stopped playing that
#1567 [19:05] <audrey> i need a usrername ived banged my head on the key board its still says taken
#1568 [19:05] <damien> Grim_Reaper: I am certainly on a laptop that is touchscreen and usinga comp monitor and a keyboard
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#1570 [19:05] <Grim_Reaper> I can't see myself ever using a touch screen pc lol >_>
#1571 [19:05] <VoxelHead> Frostic_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1573 [19:05] <VoxelHead> Kyron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1575 [19:05] <audrey> helpp
#1576 [19:05] * Frostic_ is now known as Frostic
#1577 [19:05] <Malumake> Aloha All! Is the new account creation issue something that has happened within the last 24-hours? I created an account for myself yesterday no problem, but trying to get an account for my son is not working today...he now has too many redemption attempts
#1578 [19:06] <DiskDaemon> audrey: Put tab A in to Slot B
#1579 [19:06] <audrey> helppp
#1580 [19:06] <sugoi> Malumake: yep, recent
#1581 [19:06] <Kyron> thanks VoxelHead but I knew that already
#1582 [19:06] <sugoi> ??> audrey ask
#1583 [19:06] <VoxelHead> audrey: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1584 [19:06] <VoxelHead> audrey: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1585 [19:06] <Kyron> Malumake, I think you should just wait for Mojang to fix it, it is a pretty recent bug
#1586 [19:06] <audrey> i need help with the user name everythings taken help
#1587 [19:06] <Malumake> Mahalo Sugoi (Amazing!) and Kyron for the fast answers
#1588 [19:07] <DiskDaemon> audrey: You were notified about that when you entered the channel.
#1589 [19:07] <DiskDaemon> audrey: Sorry, that's a known issue that just started today, and should be resolved soon.
#1590 [19:07] <Lutzee> Logins should be coming back online shortly.
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#1592 [19:08] <DiskDaemon> Progress report from mollstam https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279738318357417984
#1593 [19:09] * Grim_Reaper hugs Morrolan
#1593 [19:09] <Lutzee> hehe was that mean to be mollstam? :P
#1594 [19:10] <Lutzee> His bouncer seems to have died a while ago :<
#1595 [19:11] <NinjaKirby> Wow, YouTube appears to be broken for me...
#1596 [19:11] <NinjaKirby> Main pages are fine, but video pages are failing
#1597 [19:11] <Grim_Reaper> Oh noes
#1598 [19:12] <Malumake> Quick question. I know there is an issue, I have no problems with that, stuff happens, but....will I be receiving a new gift code or will the one I received work? Also, my son has received the "Too many redemption attempts" message will that be reset with the fix?
#1599 [19:12] <Grim_Reaper> The one you received will work
#1600 [19:12] <Grim_Reaper> Redemption attempts should also reset Im sure
#1601 [19:14] <enament> i just wanted to say you guys are awesome for volentering your time to help people thanks for that
#1602 [19:15] <Grim_Reaper> Anytime :
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#1604 [19:15] * Malumake seconds enament!
#1604 [19:15] * zack6849 [zack6849@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1605 [19:15] <VoxelHead> zack6849, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1607 [19:15] <VoxelHead> lol, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1608 [19:15] <enament> you guys seem to get all the crap off of people just wanted you to remember you are appriciated
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#1611 [19:16] <VoxelHead> Caela_Aurelia, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1612 [19:16] * lol is now known as Guest35279
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#1614 [19:16] <VoxelHead> Andrio, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1615 [19:16] <Guest35279> help
#1616 [19:16] <Guest35279> minecrafts login servers are down
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#1618 [19:17] <VoxelHead> benhunter09, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1620 [19:17] <VoxelHead> BGU, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1621 [19:18] <Lutzee> Guest35279: they should be back shortly
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#1624 [19:18] <BGU> Why can't I connect to minecraft.net?
#1625 [19:18] <Lutzee> Login servers are currently down
#1626 [19:18] <DiskDaemon> BGU: Read the message
#1627 [19:18] <Guest35279> yep
#1628 [19:18] <Grim_Reaper> It almost confuses me how people don't see VoxelHead's message to them :|
#1629 [19:18] <Guest35279> yep
#1630 [19:18] <Guest35279> yep
#1631 [19:18] <Guest35279> yep
#1632 [19:18] <Guest35279> yep
#1633 [19:19] * Grim_Reaper kicked Guest12027 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uest12027 :spam)
#1634 [19:19] <Guest35279> minecrafts login servers are down
#1635 [19:19] <Grim_Reaper> Thank you AuBot
#1636 [19:19] <BGU> Nah I don't read the things when I first log in
#1637 [19:19] <enament> people got to stop expecting a game as complex as minecraft to be glitch free
#1638 [19:19] <enament> I expect it
#1639 [19:19] <Grim_Reaper> Lol as complex..
#1640 [19:19] <Guest35279> au bot whats up with the servers
#1641 [19:19] <BGU> I'm sorry I'm not as perfect as you
#1642 [19:20] <Lutzee> AuBot, funnily enough is a bot, and rarely responds but we love him so <3
#1643 [19:20] <Guest35279> troll
#1644 [19:20] <Guest35279> troll
#1645 [19:20] <Grim_Reaper> I would never have suspected AuBot was a bot. Nothing gave it away
#1646 [19:21] <Guest35279> troll
#1647 [19:21] <Guest35279> troll
#1648 [19:21] <Guest35279> troll
#1649 [19:21] * Grim_Reaper kicked Guest35279 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uest35279 :spam)
#1650 [19:21] <Boreeas> Someone's bored
#1651 [19:21] <Grim_Reaper> Mhm
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#1653 [19:21] <VoxelHead> lol, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1654 [19:21] <Grim_Reaper> Lol it appears the first time I kicked the wrong guest >_>
#1655 [19:21] <Caela_Aurelia> Hey, I have a laptop using Chrome OS, and I don't know exactly what that means for downloading the launcher thingy. Should I get the Mac one, the Windows one, or what?
#1656 [19:21] * lol is now known as Guest42746
#1657 [19:21] <Lutzee> Caela_Aurelia: you need the jar version
#1658 [19:21] <Grim_Reaper> What operating system are you running?
#1659 [19:22] <Grim_Reaper> Oh nvm
#1660 [19:22] <Lutzee> Grim_Reaper: chrome OS is linux if you did not know :)
#1661 [19:22] <Guest42746> im running windows 8 and minecraft is not letting me login
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#1663 [19:22] <VoxelHead> YayWubs_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1664 [19:22] <Grim_Reaper> I do now Lutzee
#1665 [19:22] <Lutzee> Guest42746: login servers are currently down
#1666 [19:22] <Grim_Reaper> Guest42746 there are currently login issues
#1667 [19:22] * Malumake is an IT Consultant IRL***waits patiently***
#1667 [19:22] <Caela_Aurelia> So jar or linux?
#1668 [19:23] <enament> take care all
#1669 [19:23] <Grim_Reaper> The jar
#1670 [19:23] <Grim_Reaper> Take the jar
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#1672 [19:23] <Caela_Aurelia> thank you guys
#1673 [19:23] <Grim_Reaper> On behalf of Lutzee. You are welcome
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#1675 [19:23] <Guest42746> see i see a simple soulotion to servers being down = reboot it
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#1677 [19:23] <VoxelHead> zack6849, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1678 [19:23] <Grim_Reaper> It's never that simple Guest42746
#1679 [19:23] <BGU> So wait
#1680 [19:23] <Guest42746> yes it is
#1681 [19:24] <BGU> How are some people signing in and some aren't
#1682 [19:24] <Guest42746> i have a win8 server and i host a website
#1683 [19:24] <Malumake> Caela: you need the windows/linux jar
#1684 [19:24] <Guest42746> it is that easy
#1685 [19:24] <Lutzee> Guest42746: unfortunately not,
#1686 [19:24] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1687 [19:24] <Grim_Reaper> If it was that easy. The login would be up right now
#1688 [19:24] <Guest42746> wait are you useing sunmicro servers
#1689 [19:24] <BGU> Hey Grim_Reaper explain to me how there are people logging into my server and I can't...
#1690 [19:24] <Lutzee> I'm not going to bother explaining the technicalities, but you have to investigate why somethign errored so you can prevent it from happening again
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#1692 [19:25] <Eddie> Lutzee: It's that easy!
#1693 [19:25] <Lutzee> Guest42746: The logins are hosted on the Amazon cloud server service
#1694 [19:25] * Oerg866_ [Oerg866_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1695 [19:25] <VoxelHead> Oerg866_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1696 [19:25] <Grim_Reaper> BGU either the login issues aren't effecting everybody or they already were logged in
#1697 [19:25] <Guest42746> well there was a breach at oracles servers and a hack
#1698 [19:25] * mib_uwzc2k [mib_uwzc2k@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1699 [19:25] <VoxelHead> mib_uwzc2k, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1700 [19:26] <damien> VoxelHead: questions are fixed
#1701 [19:26] <Grim_Reaper> However if you look here. http://help.mojang.com/ You'll see the status of the login
#1702 [19:26] <Guest42746> now your whole site is down
#1703 [19:26] <mib_uwzc2k> so.. they know I cant log in on my login screen?
#1704 [19:26] <DiskDaemon> Mollstam is trying to put that back up again now https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279743165093781504
#1705 [19:27] <Guest42746> cool
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#1707 [19:27] <Guest42746> do you guys use any 3rd party connections or servers
#1708 [19:27] <Caela_Aurelia> So, I'm using a Chrome Book, with Chrome OS, and apparently, Google decided NOT TO PUT JAVA ON THEIR COMPUTERS. I've been told that I cannot play Minecraft on here. Is there anything I can do?
#1709 [19:28] <DiskDaemon> Caela_Aurelia: Yes - you can use a computer that works with Java.
#1710 [19:28] <Caela_Aurelia> Jee thanks
#1711 [19:28] <mib_uwzc2k> lol
#1712 [19:28] <DiskDaemon> you're welcome
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#1714 [19:28] <Caela_Aurelia> Derpy?
#1715 [19:28] <Guest42746> whats funny is that right after i loged out the login servers crashed
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#1717 [19:28] <VoxelHead> YayWubs_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1718 [19:29] <Andrio> VoxelHead should take lessons from Lain.
#1719 [19:29] * Caela_Aurelia [Caela_Aurelia@notlogged] has quit. (Quit: Web client closed)
#1720 [19:31] <Guest42746> i just got an error from java wiitch was the following <java.io.sunmicro = serverfail.logout>
#1721 [19:31] <DiskDaemon> Guest42746: Yes, there's a problem with the server - see help.mojang.com
#1722 [19:31] <Guest42746> no java is haveing issues
#1723 [19:32] <Guest42746> aand you
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#1725 [19:32] <VoxelHead> Coll, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1726 [19:32] <DiskDaemon> Guest42746: minecraft.net is down and logins are currently down. Mojang is having issues
#1727 [19:33] <Malumake> Caela: try this http://w9jds.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-to-get-java-working-on-chrome-os.html
#1728 [19:33] <Guest42746> i know
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#1730 [19:34] <VoxelHead> Lomz, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1731 [19:34] <Malumake> Oh well...
#1732 [19:34] * Corin is now known as Corin|Away
#1733 [19:34] <Guest42746> logged in accounts are being kicked?
#1734 [19:34] <Grim_Reaper> They're down
#1735 [19:34] <Grim_Reaper> Mollstam is trying to bring logins back online
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#1737 [19:34] <VoxelHead> Pwiffo, welcome to #minecrafthelp. Hello! There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1738 [19:35] <Grim_Reaper> .siteup
#1739 [19:35] <VoxelHead> Grim_Reaper, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
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#1741 [19:35] <Grim_Reaper> .sitedown There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1742 [19:35] <VoxelHead> Grim_Reaper, I will now give that message to anyone joining #minecrafthelp.
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#1746 [19:36] <Guest42746> the whole game is down now(that i can connect to)
#1747 [19:37] <Guest42746> Have you checked to see if you were hacked?
#1748 [19:37] <DiskDaemon> Guest42746: We are not Mojang.
#1749 [19:37] <Grim_Reaper> ^
#1750 [19:37] <Lutzee> ?? volenteer
#1751 [19:38] <DiskDaemon> The people here who provide assistance don't work for Mojang. We are volunteers from around the world who love the game and want to help others enjoy it too.
#1752 [19:38] <Lutzee> ?? volunteer
#1753 [19:38] <VoxelHead> volunteer: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time.
#1754 [19:38] <Guest42746> i know mabey YOUR server was hacked
#1755 [19:38] <Guest42746> not mojangs
#1756 [19:38] <DiskDaemon> Guest42746: We have no server
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#1758 [19:38] <Guest42746> oh ok
#1759 [19:38] * boogiee12 [boogiee12@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1760 [19:38] <VoxelHead> boogiee12, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1762 [19:39] <Guest42746> Sites up
#1763 [19:39] <Frostic> login servers are down again :/
#1764 [19:39] <mib_uwzc2k> who is VoxelHead?
#1765 [19:39] <Grim_Reaper> We know
#1766 [19:39] <Grim_Reaper> VoxelHead is a bot
#1767 [19:39] <VoxelHead> AM NOT!
#1768 [19:39] * Guest_ [Guest_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1769 [19:39] <VoxelHead> Guest_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1770 [19:39] <mib_uwzc2k> how come it responded to u?
#1771 [19:39] <sugoi> haha
#1772 [19:39] <Lutzee> ?? bot
#1773 [19:39] <Andrio> Owned.
#1774 [19:39] <Lutzee> ;)
#1775 [19:39] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
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#1777 [19:40] <sugoi> VoxelHead is my lover
#1778 [19:40] <VoxelHead> I love you sugoi <3
#1779 [19:40] <sugoi> ...the silent treatment eh?
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#1781 [19:40] <mib_uwzc2k> VoxelHead how come ur always on?
#1782 [19:40] <sugoi> oh phew
#1783 [19:40] <Guest42746> i now have 500 internal server error nginx/1.2.2
#1784 [19:40] <VoxelHead> Because it's my job to stay online and help
#1785 [19:40] <VoxelHead> I am slave to IRC
#1786 [19:40] <Andrio> And spam the channel?
#1787 [19:40] <Frostic> mib_uwzc2k VoxelHead is a bot. they are making him talk
#1788 [19:41] <mib_uwzc2k> so ur on 12/7 what about sleep?
#1789 [19:41] <VoxelHead> I am not a bot. I live!
#1790 [19:41] <Guest42746> then make grammer errors
#1791 [19:41] <VoxelHead> I sleep at my desk
#1792 [19:41] <DiskDaemon> ?? voxelhead
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#1794 [19:41] <VoxelHead> Sigma, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1795 [19:41] <Guest42746> bots dont make errors
#1796 [19:41] <DiskDaemon> ?? bot
#1797 [19:41] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#1798 [19:41] <Andrio> Mine does.
#1799 [19:41] <Lutzee> mib_uwzc2k: Sleep is for the weak
#1800 [19:42] <mib_uwzc2k> VoxelHead if ur not a bot then.... Who are the people who made israphel??
#1801 [19:42] <mib_uwzc2k> lol
#1802 [19:42] <Guest42746> if your not a bot then do this<red> troll
#1803 [19:42] <VoxelHead> I don't know. Im not a bot
#1804 [19:42] <DiskDaemon> Guest42746: you're
#1805 [19:42] <VoxelHead> 4troll
#1806 [19:42] <mib_uwzc2k> Do you know who the Yogcast are?
#1807 [19:42] <VoxelHead> See Im not a bot
#1808 [19:42] <Guest42746> yep your noe
#1809 [19:42] <sugoi> haha
#1810 [19:42] <Guest42746> not
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#1812 [19:43] <Guest42746> <red> troll
#1813 [19:43] <Lomz> 4<red> troll
#1814 [19:43] <Lomz> Works for me
#1815 [19:43] <mib_uwzc2k> &k hi does this work on here too? prob not
#1816 [19:43] <Guest42746> <link href="/images/favicon.png" rel="shortcut icon" type="image/png"/>
#1817 [19:43] <mib_uwzc2k> loll
#1818 [19:44] <Guest42746> <Red>troll
#1819 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> how long will this take an hour u think?
#1820 [19:44] <Lutzee> 04 Sorry, you need to know the right syntax for colours ;)
#1821 [19:44] <Lutzee> Or bold
#1822 [19:44] <Lutzee> oops
#1823 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> ;)
#1824 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> :)
#1825 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> :(
#1826 [19:44] <Lutzee> Seems i do too!
#1827 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> >:D
#1828 [19:44] <Grim_Reaper> There is no ETA
#1829 [19:44] * Andrio slaps Lutzee around a bit with a Chr(3).
#1829 [19:44] <Grim_Reaper> Please don't spam
#1830 [19:44] <Guest42746> <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
#1831 [19:44] <mib_uwzc2k> srry grim
#1832 [19:44] <Andrio> VoxelHead, please don't spam.
#1833 [19:45] <Guest42746> what is the symtax
#1834 [19:45] <Grim_Reaper> VoxelHead is simply using a script to tell people coming in here about the issues to save us helpers time of explaining over and over again
#1835 [19:45] * mib_uwzc2k says hi
#1835 [19:45] <mib_uwzc2k> lo
#1836 [19:45] <mib_uwzc2k> l
#1837 [19:45] <Guest42746> MINECRAFT IS UP I LOGED IN
#1838 [19:45] <mib_uwzc2k> I logged in
#1839 [19:45] <mib_uwzc2k> minecraft
#1840 [19:45] <Lomz> Logged in also
#1841 [19:45] <DiskDaemon> Another Mollstam update https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279747310798401537
#1842 [19:45] <Grim_Reaper> DiskDaemonk yeah
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#1844 [19:46] <VoxelHead> Arle, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1845 [19:46] <Grim_Reaper> - the k lol
#1846 [19:46] <Grim_Reaper> http://help.mojang.com/ if you guys wish to check the status
#1847 [19:46] <Grim_Reaper> http://help.mojang.com/ if you guys wish to check the status
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#1851 [19:47] <Arle> Webchat can't do colour codes. :-(
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#1854 [19:47] <VoxelHead> PermissionDenied, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1855 [19:47] <Grim_Reaper> https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279749428892561408
#1856 [19:47] <DiskDaemon> That's because webchat is not a proper IRC client
#1857 [19:47] <Malumake> Grim: LOL says it can't check status...
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#1859 [19:48] <VoxelHead> lutzee|wc, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1860 [19:48] <Grim_Reaper> It usually works Malumake
#1861 [19:48] <Grim_Reaper> Its probably since mollstam is working on it quick
#1862 [19:48] <Malumake> I know
#1863 [19:48] <Grim_Reaper> It was showing the status a few mins ago
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#1865 [19:48] <lutzee|wc> hmm? i guess this might not work
#1866 [19:49] <lutzee|wc> nope
#1867 [19:49] <Grim_Reaper> ?
#1868 [19:49] <Malumake> Been F5 the page randomly, and each item status says "Currently unable to check service status"
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#1870 [19:50] <Malumake> \x030402Test\x03
#1871 [19:51] <DiskDaemon> Malumake: Yes, that's because things are broken right now. It's being worked on.
#1872 [19:51] <Andrio> I tried pasting Chr(3) into it. That didn't do anything either.
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#1874 [19:51] <VoxelHead> PermissionDenied, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1875 [19:52] <Malumake> \u00306Test
#1876 [19:52] <Malumake> \u000306Test
#1877 [19:52] <Malumake> hmm
#1878 [19:54] <Lutzee> webchat does not seem to support any form of unicode
#1879 [19:54] <Lutzee> well in the input box anyway
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#1881 [19:54] <VoxelHead> Braber01, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1882 [19:55] <Braber01> what does ETA mean?
#1883 [19:55] <Grim_Reaper> I seem to be able to login to minecraft by the way. See if you can login
#1884 [19:55] <DiskDaemon> Mollstam on db issue https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279751317239500801
#1885 [19:55] <Grim_Reaper> ETA = estimate time
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#1887 [19:56] <VoxelHead> sam11120a, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1888 [19:56] * Iaccidentally is now known as Iacc|Holiday
#1889 [19:57] <Malumake> ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
#1890 [19:57] <Braber01> um... I don't that makes me think that they arn't working HARD enough on it.
#1891 [19:58] <Grim_Reaper> Can anybody else confirm if they can now login to minecraft
#1892 [19:58] <Malumake> test
#1893 [19:58] <WhereIsMySpoon> Braber01: yes.
#1894 [19:58] <Braber01> I'm getting Invalid username or password... so ... I might of been erased form the database or something . I'm a little upset atm.
#1895 [19:59] <sam11120a> I don't have any problems logging in to minecraft.net
#1896 [19:59] <sam11120a> I play on classic, though.
#1897 [19:59] <Grim_Reaper> !login
#1898 [19:59] <sam11120a> Not SMP...
#1899 [19:59] <Malumake> Just logged into minecraft.net
#1900 [19:59] <Grim_Reaper> Mk so theres still some issues
#1901 [19:59] <oldtopman> Braber01: The servers are still down.
#1902 [19:59] <Braber01> I thought so.
#1903 [19:59] <Braber01> I thought so.
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#1905 [19:59] <oldtopman> Malumake: It is normal for a few people to log in as the servers are being repaired.
#1906 [20:00] <WhereIsMySpoon> Braber01: but you just said you thought you were removed from the database
#1907 [20:00] <oldtopman> Braber01: Then why are you bothering us when VoxelHead told you that when you joined the channel?
#1908 [20:00] <Lutzee> Braber01: To put this in perspective, that guy is up at 2am fixing things, i doubt you would want to be working at 2am?
#1909 [20:00] <Braber01> no I woudln't,
#1910 [20:00] <Braber01> then nevermind then.
#1911 [20:00] <WhereIsMySpoon> Braber01: then stop making silly comments until their site says stuff is working
#1912 [20:00] <Grim_Reaper> It's 3 am here :|
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#1914 [20:00] <VoxelHead> Vwulf99, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1915 [20:01] <Vwulf99> I was able to login
#1916 [20:01] <Braber01> <insert silly stuff joke here> Kappa
#1917 [20:01] <Vwulf99> !login
#1918 [20:01] <Vwulf99> It just takes a while
#1919 [20:01] <Grim_Reaper> I seem to be able to login fine
#1920 [20:01] <Grim_Reaper> Its slow
#1921 [20:01] <Grim_Reaper> But works
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#1923 [20:01] <VoxelHead> cfcmsc, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1924 [20:01] <Grim_Reaper> For me at least
#1925 [20:01] <Malumake> Logged into minecraft.net successfully, but client login failed FYI
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#1927 [20:01] <oldtopman> Grim_Reaper: It's normal for a few people to be able to log in as the servers are being repaired.
#1928 [20:01] <Lutzee> While servers are recovering it is best advised to wait for them to stabilise before attempting
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#1930 [20:01] <VoxelHead> helpus, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1931 [20:01] <Grim_Reaper> I guessed as much oldtopman :p
#1932 [20:02] <oldtopman> Instilling false hope here just causes a huge amount of spam and fights.
#1933 [20:02] <Grim_Reaper> Anyways I think I should go to bed. Im dead tired
#1934 [20:02] <Grim_Reaper> So night night everybody
#1935 [20:02] <oldtopman> night!
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#1938 [20:02] <VoxelHead> Steve[work], welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1939 [20:02] <VoxelHead> Steve[work], welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1941 [20:03] <Steve[work]> VoxelHead: well that was....automated
#1942 [20:03] <WhereIsMySpoon> Steve[work]: it's a bot
#1943 [20:03] <Steve[work]> i gathered :-p
#1944 [20:03] <Malumake> Aloha all! Mahalo Voxel and Grim...will go kill some Mutons while waiting for MC to come back up ;)
#1945 [20:04] <Steve[work]> i guess that makes now a good time to work on bukget then :-p
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#1948 [20:05] <VoxelHead> Hcoff5250, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1949 [20:05] <Hcoff5250> voxel
#1950 [20:06] <Hcoff5250> thanks
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#1955 [20:10] <DiskDaemon> New update from Mollstam - he's coding https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279754895895191552
#1956 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> mmm, code
#1957 [20:11] <WhereIsMySpoon> everyone step back, mollstam's trying SCIENCE
#1958 [20:11] <Lutzee> You can just picture him, sitting there hunched over his macbook tapping away ;3
#1959 [20:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> s/tapping/fapping
#1960 [20:12] <WhereIsMySpoon> ;)
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#1962 [20:16] <VoxelHead> YayWubs, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1964 [20:17] <VoxelHead> YayWubs_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1966 [20:17] <VoxelHead> Zaquesquatch, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1970 [20:17] <VoxelHead> ulgrath, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1971 [20:17] <VoxelHead> garrettbuddy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1972 [20:18] <garrettbuddy> anybody else not able to log in?
#1973 [20:18] <ulgrath> yea same
#1974 [20:18] <DiskDaemon> garrettbuddy: Read the message
#1975 [20:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> garrettbuddy: read what you JUST got told
#1976 [20:18] <WhereIsMySpoon> >_>
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#1978 [20:18] <VoxelHead> Nickistocool, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1979 [20:18] <garrettbuddy> been trying the last 30 min or so, a couple friends were able to log in within the last 15 minutes
#1980 [20:18] <Nickistocool> r
#1981 [20:18] <Nickistocool> help
#1982 [20:18] <DiskDaemon> garrettbuddy: Read what VoxelHead told you
#1983 [20:18] <Nickistocool> what happed to minecraft?
#1984 [20:19] <Nickistocool> oh
#1985 [20:19] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: You too - read what VoxelHead told you when you entered the channel
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#1987 [20:19] <Zaquesquatch> I cant login but it says not downloaded but when I click on to download nothing happens
#1988 [20:19] <VoxelHead> Epicwin02, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#1990 [20:19] <VoxelHead> CrusaderDeleters, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#1991 [20:19] <Nickistocool> when will minecraft be back up?
#1992 [20:19] <DiskDaemon> Zaquesquatch: Stop! Read what VoxelHead told you.
#1993 [20:19] <CrusaderDeleters> Wow. It's down AGAIN?
#1994 [20:19] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: There is no ETA. VoxelHead told you that yoo.
#1995 [20:19] <Nickistocool> oh
#1996 [20:20] <Nickistocool> thats sucks
#1997 [20:20] <Nickistocool> really wana play
#1998 [20:20] <DiskDaemon> CrusaderDeleters: yes - mollstam is at the coding keyboard working on a fix now
#1999 [20:20] <Nickistocool> yay
#2000 [20:20] <oldtopman> CrusaderDeleters: Nope, we've got the whole channel in on the joke, and we broke your client specifically e.e
#2001 [20:20] <CrusaderDeleters> XD
#2002 [20:20] <Epicwin02> I need help Logining in to minecraft it say can't connect to minecraft or login failed?
#2003 [20:20] <Zaquesquatch> I saw that but was just wondering if my message means I somehow didn't get it to download. just bught it
#2004 [20:20] <CrusaderDeleters> I just came back from internet outage.
#2005 [20:20] <oldtopman> There's your sign.
#2006 [20:20] <DiskDaemon> Epicwin02: It's broken - please wait until it's fixed
#2007 [20:20] <Epicwin02> k
#2008 [20:21] <Lutzee> CrusaderDeleters: This time its internal DNS problems it seems
#2009 [20:21] <CrusaderDeleters> For Mojang?
#2010 [20:21] <Nickistocool> i have a login error
#2011 [20:21] <CrusaderDeleters> Internet company just shut it down.
#2012 [20:21] <Nickistocool> lol
#2013 [20:21] <DiskDaemon> CrusaderDeleters: Please see https://twitter.com/mollstam for details
#2014 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> I know he's working on it. I don't doubt him. :)
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#2016 [20:22] <VoxelHead> potato, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2017 [20:22] <Nickistocool> i see
#2018 [20:22] <potato> cant log in
#2019 [20:22] <potato> why
#2020 [20:22] <Nickistocool> §l§l§l§l§l'
#2021 [20:22] <Zaquesquatch> how can I tell if the program itself, not the launcher, actually downloaded. I just, just bought it
#2022 [20:22] <Nickistocool> t§
#2023 [20:22] * potato is now known as Guest60631
#2024 [20:22] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: Read what VoxelHead told you
#2025 [20:22] <Nickistocool> why?
#2026 [20:22] <Guest60631> why
#2027 [20:22] <Guest60631> cant
#2028 [20:22] <Guest60631> i
#2029 [20:22] <Guest60631> log
#2030 [20:22] <Guest60631> in
#2031 [20:22] <CrusaderDeleters> OI!
#2032 [20:23] <Epicwin02> thank you bye
#2033 [20:23] <Epicwin02> thank you bye
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#2035 [20:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Quit with the spam, please.
#2036 [20:23] * DiskDaemon kicked Guest60631 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uest60631 :Mojang is broken - please come back tomorrow)
#2037 [20:23] <Nickistocool> it was a test
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#2039 [20:23] <Nickistocool> who kicked who?
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#2041 [20:23] <VoxelHead> guestpotato, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2042 [20:23] <CrusaderDeleters> Disk kicked guest
#2043 [20:23] <Nickistocool> oh
#2044 [20:23] <Nickistocool> tim kinda a noob
#2045 [20:24] <guestpotato> i am back bitches
#2046 [20:24] <Nickistocool> lol
#2047 [20:24] <guestpotato> hey how do i join the general chat
#2048 [20:24] <Zaquesquatch> anyone??? does the game download as a separate program from the launcher?
#2049 [20:24] <guestpotato> what is your quastion zaq
#2050 [20:24] <DiskDaemon> Zaquesquatch: yes it does
#2051 [20:24] <Nickistocool> i already read that
#2052 [20:24] <guestpotato> your not making sense
#2053 [20:24] <Nickistocool> who?
#2054 [20:24] <guestpotato> i wanna join the general chat so i can talk about blocks
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#2056 [20:25] <VoxelHead> kurtis_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2057 [20:25] <guestpotato> and putting blocks on blocks
#2058 [20:25] <DiskDaemon> ??> guestpotato irc
#2059 [20:25] <Nickistocool> ugh so bored
#2060 [20:25] <VoxelHead> guestpotato: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#2061 [20:25] <VoxelHead> guestpotato: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#2062 [20:25] <Nickistocool> are u guys mogang emplayes?
#2063 [20:25] <DiskDaemon> The people here who provide assistance don't work for Mojang. We are volunteers from around the world who love the game and want to help others enjoy it too.
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#2065 [20:25] <Zaquesquatch> how can i tell if i successfully downloaded it on mac? I have the launcher and realize no one can log in but mine specifically says not down loaded
#2066 [20:26] <Lutzee> Zaquesquatch: the game installs its main files when the user logs in with a premium minecraft account, if the login servers are down and the game is not installed you will need to wait for the login servers to come back online before you can play
#2067 [20:26] <guestpotato> because its not downloaded
#2068 [20:26] <DiskDaemon> Zaquesquatch: Please wait until Mojang is working again, before performing troubleshooting
#2069 [20:26] <Nickistocool> oh
#2070 [20:26] <guestpotato> when will it be working again!!!!!
#2071 [20:26] <guestpotato> tell me!!!!!
#2072 [20:26] <guestpotato> do it now!!!
#2073 [20:26] <guestpotato> do it!!!!!!!!!
#2074 [20:26] <DiskDaemon> guestpotato: asap - coders are at the keyboard as we speak
#2075 [20:26] <Nickistocool> hopesfly soon
#2076 [20:26] <DiskDaemon> guestpotato: Don't make me kick you
#2077 [20:26] <guestpotato> sorry man
#2078 [20:26] <Nickistocool> u can do tht?
#2079 [20:27] <Nickistocool> can i kick people?
#2080 [20:27] <Zaquesquatch> ok, gotcha. I got the confirmation email and it didn't seem to be downloading and i now understand why. thanks for your help
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#2082 [20:27] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: Someone has to maintain sanity in here - that falls to me currently
#2083 [20:27] <guestpotato> why dont they make the games graphics better?
#2084 [20:27] <Nickistocool> ok
#2085 [20:27] <Nickistocool> i jast wana play D:
#2086 [20:27] <Lutzee> guestpotato: because the idea of it is that it reflects old 8bit games
#2087 [20:28] <DiskDaemon> guestpotato: Because they're dealing with a nearly infinite world that can be changed in vast ways by the users
#2088 [20:28] <guestpotato> yeah they can make it look 8bit but cant they just make the blocks look sexy
#2089 [20:28] <Nickistocool> oh and do you know anything about the next minecraft update?
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#2091 [20:28] <VoxelHead> CrusaderDeleters_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2092 [20:28] <Lutzee> Than go and cry to jnkboy
#2093 [20:28] <Nickistocool> oh and do you know anything about the next minecraft update?
#2094 [20:28] <Lutzee> Nickistocool: we know as much as has been announced by mojang
#2095 [20:28] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: See http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Version_history/Development_versions
#2096 [20:28] <guestpotato> like around the block you can see little pixels and it looks ugly cant they just make it look smoother
#2097 [20:28] <Nickistocool> ok
#2098 [20:29] <guestpotato> and more 3dish
#2099 [20:29] <Nickistocool> i want the red dragon :D
#2100 [20:29] <CrusaderDeleters_> It is more 3dish.
#2101 [20:29] <guestpotato> no its not
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#2103 [20:29] <guestpotato> wait
#2104 [20:29] <DiskDaemon> width, height, deptch - that's 3D
#2105 [20:29] <CrusaderDeleters_> The size of the block is 1 meter x 1 meter x 1 meter. 1 meter cubed.
#2106 [20:29] <Lutzee> guestpotato: that would probably take a lot of work, and applications of antialiasing, which is a very intensive process
#2107 [20:30] <guestpotato> no its not
#2108 [20:30] <DiskDaemon> CrusaderDeleters: I think that he's asking for 4D when he asks for more 3Dish
#2109 [20:30] <guestpotato> this guy did it
#2110 [20:30] <guestpotato> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlS6i4aJZ58
#2111 [20:30] <VoxelHead> Sonic Ether's Unbelievable Shaders Reflections Demonstration ( by SonicEther )
#2112 [20:30] <CrusaderDeleters_> Oh
#2113 [20:30] <guestpotato> they have an entire team and money
#2114 [20:30] <DiskDaemon> CrusaderDeleters: some blocks travel through time, such as sand and anvils. That's 4D :)
#2115 [20:30] <CrusaderDeleters_> X)
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#2117 [20:31] <Nickistocool> hopes its up soon
#2118 [20:31] * CrusaderDeleters_ is now known as CrusaderDeleters
#2119 [20:31] <CrusaderDeleters> I say that anything besides shape cannot be added to the Dimension of a shape.
#2120 [20:31] <Lutzee> guestpotato: That is another very intensive system and very few computers have the graphical power to run it
#2121 [20:31] <CrusaderDeleters> Such as: 3-d tv's + scents =/= 4d
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#2123 [20:31] <VoxelHead> Guest428535, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2124 [20:31] <Nickistocool> can anyone here get me e real cape?[not mc capesmod]
#2125 [20:31] <CrusaderDeleters> No, Nick
#2126 [20:31] <DiskDaemon> There is also a 3D option in the settings, if you have special glasses to view things like that
#2127 [20:31] <CrusaderDeleters> Not even we have capes.
#2128 [20:32] <guestpotato> i bet if consoles didnt exitst we wouln't have this fucking problem
#2129 [20:32] * AuBot kicked guestpotato from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uestpotato :Please keep it civil.)
#2130 [20:32] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: No, nobody here can do that for you.
#2131 [20:32] <Nickistocool> why not?
#2132 [20:32] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: Because capes are a reward
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#2134 [20:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Because, It's for very very special people
#2135 [20:32] <Nickistocool> fine guess i have to stick with mc capes mod :(
#2136 [20:32] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: Do you want to be very very special?
#2137 [20:32] <CrusaderDeleters> Ei: Mojang Staff, great people recognized by great staff, etc.
#2138 [20:32] <Nickistocool> i want to be special
#2139 [20:32] <DiskDaemon> Then do something very very special that a cape is rewarded for
#2140 [20:32] <Lutzee> I know no one notable here with a cape at all
#2141 [20:33] <oldtopman> We've been working tech support for over two years and we're not special enough :o
#2142 [20:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Excpet... oh wait. He's not here.
#2143 [20:33] <Nickistocool> oh
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#2145 [20:33] <VoxelHead> MrEpicGoat, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2146 [20:33] <CrusaderDeleters> I've been here for ~2 years too.
#2147 [20:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Spotty, but still two years
#2148 [20:33] <CrusaderDeleters> Spotty, but still two years
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#2150 [20:33] <Nickistocool> mabey i can go to minecoan
#2151 [20:33] <DiskDaemon> Excellent, you will get a cape there
#2152 [20:33] <CrusaderDeleters> I really really want a cape
#2153 [20:34] <Nickistocool> same
#2154 [20:34] <Nickistocool> but
#2155 [20:34] <Lutzee> I've only used IRC for about 40 weeks :<
#2156 [20:34] <Nickistocool> i want it coustome
#2157 [20:34] <CrusaderDeleters> Maybe, if I make /THE BEST/ (In Mojang's standards) mod(s)...
#2158 [20:35] <Nickistocool> im getting very...inpaitent
#2159 [20:35] <CrusaderDeleters> Impatient*, and Why's that? :c
#2160 [20:35] <Nickistocool> anyone wana play begone?
#2161 [20:35] <Nickistocool> nobody?
#2162 [20:36] <CrusaderDeleters> I don't even know what that is. :)
#2163 [20:36] <Nickistocool> §<--- sighn to make cool text in books
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#2165 [20:36] <VoxelHead> Morgancentral, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2166 [20:37] <Nickistocool> ugh
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#2168 [20:37] <VoxelHead> Jamy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2169 [20:37] <Morgancentral> I'm having issues having client to server
#2170 [20:37] <Nickistocool> .c logins are down
#2171 [20:37] <Morgancentral> Yeah
#2172 [20:37] <Jamy> If you can read, you would have said that Morgan.
#2173 [20:37] <Morgancentral> I crashed for a villager again to
#2174 [20:38] <Nickistocool> testificate!
#2175 [20:38] <Morgancentral> What ever
#2176 [20:38] <Jamy> Sorry, im in a bad mood =)
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#2178 [20:38] <VoxelHead> kohlrak, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2179 [20:38] <Morgancentral> Lol
#2180 [20:38] <Nickistocool> testificate! are funny
#2181 [20:38] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: You're not the only one in a bad mood right now
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#2183 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Roy, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2184 [20:38] <Jamy> What makes you say that?
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#2186 [20:38] <VoxelHead> popcorn9499, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2187 [20:39] <Nickistocool> blarb
#2188 [20:39] <Nickistocool> i like talking
#2189 [20:39] <kohlrak> Could i intead be privy to why the issue exists?
#2190 [20:39] <Nickistocool> work minecraft!
#2191 [20:39] <Morgancentral> Gtg
#2192 [20:39] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: Some fundamental things went bad today with people buying and creating new accounts
#2193 [20:39] <Morgancentral> Lol
#2194 [20:39] <Jamy> Cya
#2195 [20:39] <Morgancentral> Bye
#2196 [20:39] <Jamy> That really sucks.
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#2198 [20:39] <popcorn9499> sucks that mc logins are down cant play my modifed minecraft with buildcraft and ic2 on this server :(
#2199 [20:39] <Nickistocool> hope its up within a few hours
#2200 [20:39] <Frostic> Lutzee can i ask you an off-yopic question in a pm?
#2201 [20:40] <Frostic> off-topic
#2202 [20:40] <Lutzee> sure
#2203 [20:40] <Jamy> How do you direct chat at someone in particular?
#2204 [20:40] <Nickistocool> hope its up within a few hours
#2205 [20:40] <DiskDaemon> /msg person message
#2206 [20:40] <kohlrak> Jamy /msg [name] [msg]
#2207 [20:40] <Jamy> Ahh, thanks
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#2209 [20:41] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: That results in a private message to them that only they can see
#2210 [20:41] <Nickistocool> cool
#2211 [20:41] <Nickistocool> any one got more info yet?
#2212 [20:41] <Jamy> Yeah
#2213 [20:41] <Jamy> Its still down
#2214 [20:41] <Jamy> =)
#2215 [20:41] <Nickistocool> D:
#2216 [20:41] <Nickistocool> D:
#2217 [20:41] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: Please don't do it without asking the person if it's okay. Otherwise it's very impolite
#2218 [20:41] <Nickistocool> why?
#2219 [20:42] <Nickistocool> any one got more info yet?
#2220 [20:42] <Jamy> Nick, sorry for being so rude.
#2221 [20:42] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: Your private message to me ended up in the porn channel - please stop it
#2222 [20:42] <Nickistocool> lol its ok
#2223 [20:42] <kohlrak> shame you can't run a server and send it a param to not authenticate logins for when thi happens
#2224 [20:43] <Jamy> Erm, DiskDaemon, what do you mean?
#2225 [20:43] <Nickistocool> soooooooo what is causing logins to be down?
#2226 [20:43] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: That would get abused incredibly quickly, even when things were working fine
#2227 [20:43] <Andrio> It's called offline mode.
#2228 [20:43] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: I mean - please stop sending private messages to me
#2229 [20:43] <DiskDaemon> Andrio: Offline mode is only for LAN playing though
#2230 [20:43] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: abused what way? It would be up to the admins' descretions, no?
#2231 [20:43] <Jamy> Ok, sorry, again. xD
#2232 [20:43] <oldtopman> ??> Jamy scold/pm
#2233 [20:43] <VoxelHead> Jamy: (scold/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2234 [20:44] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: Because once people can connect to servers without needing to verify that their account is correct, there will be a spate of people with fake accounts
#2235 [20:45] <kohlrak> yeah, but if the admin's worried about impersonations, just set the flag to false again.
#2236 [20:45] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: Mojang are not going to allow that
#2237 [20:46] * YayWubs_ is now known as YayWubs
#2238 [20:46] <Jamy> Am I allowed to post link on information about the login servers? (Twitter)
#2239 [20:46] <DiskDaemon> sure
#2240 [20:46] <Jamy> https://twitter.com/Kappische/mojang
#2241 [20:46] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: but why? if it's server to server, i don't see why that would be a problem
#2242 [20:47] <Nickistocool> hello?
#2243 [20:48] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: It's a problem for reasons of security
#2244 [20:48] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: security of what? I'm not seeing any security threat.
#2245 [20:49] <Nickistocool> i really wana log on :(
#2246 [20:49] <Jamy> Yeah.
#2247 [20:49] <Nickistocool> anyone here an actual mogang enployee?
#2248 [20:49] <kohlrak> hm.... Internal DNS issues? What in the world are they doing that would cause that?
#2249 [20:49] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: You must wait until the login server is working, and follow the same laws of causality that the apply to the rest of the universe
#2250 [20:50] <DiskDaemon> There is no breaking of the laws of causality in *this* channel!
#2251 [20:50] <Nickistocool> yea but wgats your opinion on the wait time?
#2252 [20:50] <DiskDaemon> My opinion is that staff are working on this as fast and as best as they can
#2253 [20:51] <DiskDaemon> Speaking of which - a new update https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279765248901271552
#2254 [20:51] <Nickistocool> over an hour?
#2255 [20:51] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: The unknown is unknown - nothing more
#2256 [20:51] <Nickistocool> k
#2257 [20:52] <kohlrak> Depends on how long it takes him to find this error....
#2258 [20:52] <DiskDaemon> More than an hour, less thana day. That's my guess.
#2259 [20:52] <Nickistocool> its 5:52 pm here
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#2261 [20:52] <VoxelHead> gacktbunny, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2262 [20:52] <kohlrak> Is the "accumulating issue" a refer to number of accounts, number of servers, or some sort of database issue involving the IPs changing in the DNS records?
#2263 [20:52] * Guest428535 [Guest428535@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2264 [20:52] <VoxelHead> Guest428535, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2265 [20:52] * callofduty1435 [callofduty1435@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2266 [20:52] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: The company is having a fundamental failure of their infrastructure - it's not a simple problem, and is affecting everyone.
#2267 [20:52] <VoxelHead> callofduty1435, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2268 [20:53] <callofduty1435> i need help
#2269 [20:53] <Nickistocool> god that sucks
#2270 [20:53] <DiskDaemon> callofduty1435: What help do you need that is not answered by VoxelHead ?
#2271 [20:53] <callofduty1435> i cant connect to minecraft.net
#2272 [20:53] <kohlrak> ROFLMAO
#2273 [20:53] <gacktbunny> i cant get the game to download can someone help
#2274 [20:54] <DiskDaemon> callofduty1435: Please apply your reading skills to what VoxelHead told you when you entered
#2275 [20:54] <Guest428535> A lot of people don't read the first thing that is said to them FYI.
#2276 [20:54] <kohlrak> It's unlikely that many people will read what that bot has said.
#2277 [20:54] <DiskDaemon> Guest428535: Then people who are too dumb to read that will be pointed back to it
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#2279 [20:54] <Guest428535> Well that's just rude.
#2280 [20:55] <DiskDaemon> It's also honest
#2281 [20:55] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: it's not that they're too dumb to read, so much as they're so desparate for it to work right now that they refuse to accept what it has said.
#2282 [20:55] <Nickistocool> mojang needs to get there stuff together
#2283 [20:55] <Guest428535> ^
#2284 [20:55] <DiskDaemon> s/there/their/
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#2286 [20:56] <VoxelHead> ChumChum921, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2287 [20:56] <Guest428535> What's the point of correcting someone's typing. It will get you no where.
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#2289 [20:56] <DiskDaemon> Guest428535: It's called education
#2290 [20:56] * ChumChum921 [ChumChum921@notlogged] has quit. (Client Quit)
#2291 [20:56] <Guest428535> So it's typing
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#2293 [20:56] <VoxelHead> Elystus, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2294 [20:56] <gacktbunny> i have tryed everything i can think of
#2295 [20:56] <Guest428535> i mean if u dont lik lookin at this typin
#2296 [20:57] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
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#2298 [20:57] <DiskDaemon> gacktbunny: What seems to be the problem?
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#2300 [20:57] <VoxelHead> Guest428535, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2301 [20:57] <DiskDaemon> Guest428535: Please don't make me kick you
#2302 [20:57] <Nickistocool> §§
#2303 [20:57] <kohlrak> People don't care about much.
#2304 [20:57] <Guest428535> You did anyway's .-.
#2305 [20:57] <Nickistocool> s+S=§
#2306 [20:58] <gacktbunny> i just got the game and i cant get it to go on my computer
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#2308 [20:58] <VoxelHead> Xenon, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2309 [20:58] <kohlrak> gacktbunny: did it download and won't install, or you ownload it?
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#2311 [20:58] <VoxelHead> sprocket, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2312 [20:58] <DiskDaemon> gacktbunny: Mojang is having issues with their server - VoxelHead has been telling everyone about that when they enter
#2313 [20:58] <sprocket> VoxelHead i am back
#2314 [20:59] <sprocket> <--- I talked about Yogcast
#2315 [20:59] <Nickistocool> hump
#2316 [20:59] <gacktbunny> im not that go with computers could it be something im doing
#2317 [20:59] <Nickistocool> humph
#2318 [20:59] <Nickistocool> ik ima be back later
#2319 [21:00] <kohlrak> What voxelbot needs to say (althouh it'll be ignored anyway) is that anything involving multiplayer or minecraft.net is on the fritz, likely won't work.
#2320 [21:00] <DiskDaemon> gacktbunny: Don't worry, it's not you at this stage. Please be patient while Mojang resolve the issue
#2321 [21:00] <sprocket> Voxel how do u "CTRL V then type their usename that fast?
#2322 [21:00] <DiskDaemon> sprocket: VoxelHead is a bot
#2323 [21:00] <sprocket> no he aint
#2324 [21:00] <DiskDaemon> ?? bot
#2325 [21:00] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2326 [21:00] <gacktbunny> ok thanks
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#2328 [21:01] <kohlrak> ROFLMAO
#2329 [21:01] <DiskDaemon> Nickistocool: Stop private messaging
#2330 [21:01] <|Anthony|> me needed a laugh
#2331 [21:01] <Nickistocool> ok
#2332 [21:01] <kohlrak> though really, you can typone's name in most client's by using tab-auto-completion
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#2334 [21:01] <VoxelHead> Explodingpiglets, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2336 [21:02] <Explodingpiglets> Minecraft.net appears to be down as well voxel.
#2337 [21:02] <sprocket> it is
#2338 [21:02] <Explodingpiglets> updates?
#2339 [21:02] <Andrio> ...
#2340 [21:02] <Andrio> You can break glass in adventure mode.
#2341 [21:03] <|Anthony|> that would be like planning highway construction during rush hour
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#2343 [21:03] <kohlrak> you know, there's at least one server for minecraft.net that's working, but i don't know which it was. If i wasn't so lazy, i could use my skillz to set up my hosts file or something ot just point to that one and log in XD
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#2345 [21:04] <VoxelHead> papaganoush, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2346 [21:04] <Explodingpiglets> I heard there were plans for xbox minecraft servers and pc servers to be compatible. If this is true, then anybody with a modified client would grief the hell out of the xbox noobs
#2347 [21:04] <gacktbunny> when i get the game on my computer how do i get mods
#2348 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> By downloading and installing them according to the mod's instructions
#2349 [21:04] <Explodingpiglets> Gacktbunny, what kind of mods?
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#2351 [21:05] <DiskDaemon> gacktbunny: mods aren't supported here - but minecraftforums.net has info about mods, as does the minecraft wiki site
#2352 [21:05] <kohlrak> gacktbunny: unzip, copy-pasta the classes, delete META-INF, jar cf minecraft.jar *
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#2354 [21:06] <VoxelHead> callofduty1435, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2356 [21:06] <VoxelHead> bob_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2357 [21:06] * mib_hu839o [mib_hu839o@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2358 [21:06] <VoxelHead> mib_hu839o, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2359 [21:06] <gacktbunny> ti didnt know what any of that means
#2360 [21:06] <mib_hu839o> Voxel it is me
#2361 [21:06] <mib_hu839o> Yogcast person
#2362 [21:06] <callofduty1435> hello bob_
#2363 [21:06] <mib_hu839o> again
#2364 [21:06] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: Please take mod support to a different channel
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#2366 [21:07] <callofduty1435> ]]hello all
#2367 [21:07] <kohlrak> =p
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#2369 [21:07] * mib_hu839o is now known as Prince_PerryIII
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#2371 [21:07] <Prince_PerryIII> lol
#2372 [21:07] <callofduty1435> hello prince_perryIII
#2373 [21:08] <papaganoush> no minecraft makes /me a sad panda
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#2375 [21:08] <Jamy> https://twitter.com/Kappische/mojang
#2376 [21:08] <Jamy> Update ^
#2377 [21:08] <Prince_PerryIII> Hi Callofduty1435
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#2379 [21:08] <VoxelHead> Oerg866, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2380 [21:09] <gacktbunny> what is ETA
#2381 [21:09] <GreyVulpine> estimated time of arrival
#2382 [21:09] <kohlrak> from "diggingdeep in c still. nothing to report" to "deploying new configuration...let's see"
#2383 [21:09] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: Please don't publicise your own private update page. The one to use for updates from mollstam about the issue is at https://twitter.com/mollstam
#2384 [21:09] <kohlrak> sounds like he's just doing what he can to get it back up instead of fixing it Xd
#2385 [21:10] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: That's a good plan - first get it working, then work on fixing the cause of the problem
#2386 [21:10] <Jamy> Ok, thanks Disk.
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#2388 [21:10] <VoxelHead> argiNliaF, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2389 [21:10] <Prince_PerryIII> Voxel ur amazing at typing
#2390 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot.
#2391 [21:10] <Prince_PerryIII> HE IS NOT
#2392 [21:11] <Prince_PerryIII> !!!
#2393 [21:11] <argiNliaF> *IT
#2394 [21:11] <Eddie> Then you must be.
#2395 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> It is indeed
#2396 [21:11] <Prince_PerryIII> Prove it
#2397 [21:11] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: assumin it's possible to truly figure out what went wrong without allowing it to screw up again. It sounds to me like the kind of error that requires a few computers to test
#2398 [21:11] <CrusaderDeleters> Mollstam is my favorite WebDev, And Notch/Jebs are my favorite developers.
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#2400 [21:11] <VoxelHead> user513, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2401 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#2402 [21:11] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2403 [21:11] <Prince_PerryIII> ?? bot
#2404 [21:11] <papaganoush> I was a bot once
#2405 [21:11] <Prince_PerryIII> lol
#2406 [21:12] <gacktbunny> how will i know it is fixed
#2407 [21:12] <Prince_PerryIII> ?? bot
#2408 [21:12] <CrusaderDeleters> I am a bot.
#2409 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> When it works again
#2410 [21:12] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2411 [21:12] <user513> i want the login to work!
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#2413 [21:12] <VoxelHead> guestpotato, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2414 [21:12] <CrusaderDeleters> Voxel's not a bot. He's a superhuman. He has the power to type like the speed of light.
#2415 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> As do we all
#2416 [21:12] <kohlrak> gacktbunny: set your ircclient to make noises. When your computer stops beeping, you'll know it's up
#2417 [21:12] <papaganoush> I'd like to see a graph of traffic in the is channel compared to the uptime of the login server
#2418 [21:12] <guestpotato> i cant type in general chat
#2419 [21:12] <guestpotato> please
#2420 [21:12] <guestpotato> help
#2421 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Register your nickname
#2422 [21:13] <user513> been 5 days!
#2423 [21:13] <guestpotato> how
#2424 [21:13] <guestpotato> do
#2425 [21:13] <kohlrak> papaganoush: amen
#2426 [21:13] <guestpotato> i do that?
#2427 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> /msg Nickserv REGISTER email password
#2428 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Use that ^
#2429 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Use that ^
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#2431 [21:13] <guestpotato> nickserv?
#2432 [21:13] <papaganoush> I'd recommend the password ********
#2433 [21:13] <gacktbunny> how do i do that
#2434 [21:13] <Prince_PerryIII> ?? bot
#2435 [21:13] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2436 [21:13] <Lutzee> ?? irc
#2437 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Nickserv is the irc network's nick services
#2438 [21:14] <Lutzee> >.>
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#2441 [21:14] <VoxelHead> ExcessiveAggro, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2442 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> It handles nickname registration and other user functions
#2443 [21:14] <papaganoush> I think Voxel just slapped me
#2444 [21:14] <CrusaderDeleters> Guys: Remind me to find my Fable discs instead of torrenting it. ._.
#2445 [21:14] <guestpotato> FUCK
#2446 [21:14] * AuBot kicked guestpotato from #minecrafthelp (Reason: uestpotato :Please keep it civil.)
#2447 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, where's the fun in that?
#2448 [21:14] <CrusaderDeleters> No loss of internet, that's what. :P
#2449 [21:14] <papaganoush> CrusaderDeleters don't forget to find your Fable discs
#2450 [21:14] <CrusaderDeleters> Thanks! :D
#2451 [21:14] <ExcessiveAggro> bummer on the login servers
#2452 [21:15] <Prince_PerryIII> Im MAd
#2453 [21:15] <Prince_PerryIII> my computer just... shut down on me
#2454 [21:15] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: logoff and shutdown or just went black?
#2455 [21:15] <Prince_PerryIII> it shut down like off
#2456 [21:16] <Prince_PerryIII> without my cocent
#2457 [21:16] <DiskDaemon> That sounds bad - like a hardware failure
#2458 [21:16] <Prince_PerryIII> *consent
#2459 [21:16] <Prince_PerryIII> 6 year old computer
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#2461 [21:16] <Prince_PerryIII> y am I the only green shirt person?
#2462 [21:17] <DiskDaemon> Prince_PerryIII: Because you have the default skin
#2463 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> Because your IRC client shows you that way
#2464 [21:17] <Prince_PerryIII> ..................
#2465 [21:17] <Prince_PerryIII> hello
#2466 [21:17] <DiskDaemon> Oh god, he's using mibbit
#2467 [21:17] <Prince_PerryIII> ?? bot
#2468 [21:17] <VoxelHead> bot: I just type quickly.
#2469 [21:18] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: blue screen? And does it just go black or do things happen first?
#2470 [21:18] <Prince_PerryIII> what does that mean?
#2471 [21:18] <Prince_PerryIII> it has no power and I unpluged it, with no warning no nothing
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#2473 [21:18] <VoxelHead> Whatshiywl, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2474 [21:19] <DiskDaemon> Prince_PerryIII: Mibbit has been banned on several channels because it breaks the rules of how IRC is supposed to work
#2475 [21:19] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: does it turn back on?
#2476 [21:19] <Prince_PerryIII> if I am not playing minecraft
#2477 [21:19] <Prince_PerryIII> if I am playing minecraft no
#2478 [21:19] <Prince_PerryIII> it stays off
#2479 [21:19] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: laptop or desktop?
#2480 [21:19] <Prince_PerryIII> lap
#2481 [21:19] <Prince_PerryIII> top
#2482 [21:20] <Prince_PerryIII> I hav a desktop but it wont take java
#2483 [21:20] <Prince_PerryIII> :(
#2484 [21:20] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: clean your fans. It's overheating, but whatever you do, don't try too rapidly cool it or you could perminantly damage it
#2485 [21:20] <Prince_PerryIII> i.e. take it a parrt
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#2487 [21:21] <VoxelHead> Cyberdrylus_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2489 [21:21] <VoxelHead> Adenia, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2491 [21:21] <Prince_PerryIII> what if I have a small desk fan blowing on my laptop fan?
#2492 [21:21] <Prince_PerryIII> kohlrak:
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#2494 [21:22] <VoxelHead> ISQ, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2495 [21:22] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: that's ok, but it eats your power bill and won't do nearly as good if your fans are clogged with dust
#2496 [21:22] <DiskDaemon> Prince_PerryIII: Then you are blowing in to your laptop the air that it is try to expel - that is very bad
#2497 [21:23] <kohlrak> DiskDaemon: well, it really depends on where it's blowing. Usually it's the intake that's the problem (unless the fans are stuck)
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#2500 [21:25] <VoxelHead> curmet, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2502 [21:25] <VoxelHead> callofduty1435, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
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#2504 [21:25] <VoxelHead> Alex_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2505 [21:25] <TyanColte> auth servers down?
#2506 [21:25] <callofduty1435> mc.net us u
#2507 [21:25] <callofduty1435> up
#2508 [21:25] <kohlrak> .............................................................................. I have an FCC statement included with my artificial candle..........
#2509 [21:26] <Alex_> would the Toshiba m115 work with minecraft
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#2511 [21:26] <kohlrak> +q?
#2512 [21:26] <kohlrak> oh right. ban. XD
#2513 [21:26] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: The answer is no, due to it not having enough memory.
#2514 [21:27] <Alex_> it has 4gb ram they upgraded it
#2515 [21:27] <ExcessiveAggro> tell jeb to restart the windows 98 box running the login server
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#2518 [21:27] <VoxelHead> |Kiikun|, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2519 [21:27] <kohlrak> ExcessiveAggro: seriously? He isn't using Linux for this? XD
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#2521 [21:28] <VoxelHead> sprocket, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2522 [21:28] <ExcessiveAggro> kohlrak: im hoping my comment was a joke :)
#2523 [21:28] <Alex_> hello?
#2524 [21:28] <kohlrak> ExcessiveAggro: these days, nothing surprises me.
#2525 [21:28] <ExcessiveAggro> hi alex
#2526 [21:28] <DiskDaemon> kohlrak: He's blowing smoke - Mojang shard everything that they can
#2527 [21:28] <sprocket> kohlrak: It just did it to me twice (this is Prince_PerryIII
#2528 [21:28] <sprocket> kohlrak: It just did it to me twice (this is Prince_PerryIII)
#2529 [21:29] * sprocket is now known as Prince_PerryIII
#2530 [21:29] <Alex_> i have a laptop Toshiba M115 with Processor: Intel Core Duo T2050 / 1.6 GHz ( Dual-Core ) - Memory: 4.0 GB (max) - Hard Drive: 80.0 GB - Serial ATA-150 - 5400.0 rpm. would minecraft work
#2531 [21:29] <Prince_PerryIII> ??bot
#2532 [21:29] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Please provide us with a dxdiag report
#2533 [21:29] <DiskDaemon> ??> Alex_ win/dxdiag
#2534 [21:29] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2535 [21:29] <VoxelHead> Alex_: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link in your browser's address bar and paste it into the IRC channel.
#2536 [21:29] <ExcessiveAggro> fyi...
#2537 [21:29] <ExcessiveAggro> i just logged in to minecraft.net
#2538 [21:30] <Alex_> i cant im buying off craiglist
#2539 [21:30] <kohlrak> Prince_PerryIII: just take it somewhere to get it cleaned, or find a way to drop the clock or something like that.
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#2541 [21:30] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Ask the seller
#2542 [21:31] <Prince_PerryIII> there is a computer rapair place in my town ceter
#2543 [21:31] <Prince_PerryIII> and when I have Mc up it seems to not shut down as much
#2544 [21:31] <Alex_> can you figure it out
#2545 [21:31] <gacktbunny> how i cant get it to work
#2546 [21:31] <Prince_PerryIII> it used to be if I have minecraft on it wouldnt shut down
#2547 [21:31] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: I wouldn't want to make a guess that results in you buying something that's no good
#2548 [21:32] <Alex_> look it up
#2549 [21:32] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: More information is required - a dxdiag report is where that information is obtained from
#2550 [21:32] <kohlrak> btw, Alex_ you do realize that you can only use 2 gigs, right?
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#2553 [21:32] <VoxelHead> esper_gvxgcu, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2554 [21:32] <Alex_> it has 4gb ram
#2555 [21:32] <Prince_PerryIII> ./afk
#2556 [21:32] <Jamy> I just logged in
#2557 [21:33] <Jamy> minecraft
#2558 [21:33] <kohlrak> Alex_: doesn't matter. You have a 32bit CPU and windows 32bit is limited to 2gb only.
#2559 [21:33] <Jamy> Its back Up!
#2560 [21:33] <Alex_> its has windows vista
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#2562 [21:33] <VoxelHead> beibhinn, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2563 [21:33] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: It's not back up - help.mojang.com is still showing status problems
#2564 [21:34] <beibhinn> oh goodie, it's not just me so
#2565 [21:34] <Jamy> Oh, i logged in and multiple people are on a server
#2566 [21:34] <kohlrak> Alex_: Windows vista 32bit. I just lookedu p your CPU and it shows 32bit.
#2567 [21:35] <Alex_> It has windows 7 He upgraded it
#2568 [21:35] <Jamy> Can anyone else login to Minecraft?
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#2570 [21:35] <VoxelHead> hostiledude, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2571 [21:35] <DiskDaemon> Jamy: Well done, but the login server is not working for virtually everyone else. We should wait until we receive notification from Mojang about the issue.
#2572 [21:36] <Jamy> Ok, but why say "Well Done"? xD
#2573 [21:36] <DiskDaemon> JamyL Due to your success
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#2575 [21:36] <kohlrak> Alex_: i don't care. your processor is 32bit, and being that it' 32bit it can't handle 64bit features.
#2576 [21:36] <VoxelHead> callofduty1435, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2577 [21:37] <callofduty1435> NEVER
#2578 [21:37] <Alex_> well how did he get 4gb ram
#2579 [21:37] <callofduty1435> he didnt
#2580 [21:37] <kohlrak> Alex_: you can stick 4gb of ram in, it just won't use more than 2gb.
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#2582 [21:37] <VoxelHead> kurtis_, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2583 [21:37] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: You can install more ram - but the 32-bit operating system can't use the extra
#2584 [21:37] <Alex_> hes not lying he just emailed me
#2585 [21:37] <Jamy> I don't see how it's much of a success. Anyway, I don't need to be here anymore. See you all later!
#2586 [21:38] <Alex_> can minecraft still work!
#2587 [21:38] <gacktbunny> what is better 32bit or 64bit
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#2589 [21:38] <hostiledude> hello i have a problem with my multiplayer server i can not open "start server.bat" it says " 'java' is not recognized as an internal or external coomand, operable program or batch file."
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#2591 [21:38] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you need java, and if it is installed
#2592 [21:38] <DiskDaemon> hostiledude: Currently Mojang are having technical issues - please come back in a few hours when things are working again and troubleshooting can proceed without issue
#2593 [21:38] <kohlrak> it needs to be in the right places
#2594 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Alex_ - It'll most likely work, albeit with performance issues.
#2595 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> We can't be sure of how well minecraft will run past that
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#2597 [21:39] <Alex_> ok thank you
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#2599 [21:39] <VoxelHead> stellarstead, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2600 [21:39] <kohlrak> Alex_: i know it'll at least run the server. I have a machine with 1gig of ram and 32bit CPU and i use it for the erver. it'll just crash alot due to low memory
#2601 [21:40] <hostiledude> i i tried troubleshooting and i have java 32bit and i have had this server for a very long time and i have never been able to use it at all for like the year i have had the server and it is really starting to annoy me that i cant use it
#2602 [21:40] <DiskDaemon> New update - mollstam is now working on minecraft.net https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279777537561866240
#2603 [21:40] <Alex_> but it has 2gb ram will it crash alot
#2604 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Probably
#2605 [21:41] <kohlrak> hostiledude: type "java" in a terminal. Does it work?
#2606 [21:41] <Alex_> why how can i make it not crash
#2607 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> By getting a better computer
#2608 [21:41] <kohlrak> Alex_: it potentially can crash with 8. It' a matter of how much load will be put on it.
#2609 [21:41] <Alex_> how can i make it not crash
#2610 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> By getting a better computer
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#2612 [21:42] <hostiledude> ok i have not heard the word terminal for a computer...im sorry i am not great with computers at all..
#2613 [21:42] <Alex_> but my son wants a laptop for xmas and i can only afford this
#2614 [21:42] <TyanColte> technically, unless you're running tons of mods and using Hi res texture packs 2 GB of ram shouldn't cause your MC to crash that badly, the processor however may be a different story
#2615 [21:43] <TyanColte> and since it's a laptop the graphics card is probably crap
#2616 [21:43] <kohlrak> TyanColte: the processor won't make MC crash unless java's using invalid opcodes.
#2617 [21:43] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: That's quite the problem that you face
#2618 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> You're still running a laptop that's fairly old, on a newly upgraded windows 7 install, so the driver support will be crap anyways
#2619 [21:43] <Alex_> whats wrong with the processer
#2620 [21:43] <kohlrak> Alex_: it'll probably be fine, really.
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#2622 [21:44] <VoxelHead> gacktbunny, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2623 [21:44] <TyanColte> kohlrak: since it's a laptop most of the graphics processing power will be put on the processor which is very bottom of the barrel as it is on the spec list
#2624 [21:44] <Alex_> I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF MINECRAFT WILL WORK GOOD
#2625 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> IT WILL NOT
#2626 [21:44] <TyanColte> ^
#2627 [21:44] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: You have your answer.
#2628 [21:44] <Lutzee> !login
#2629 [21:45] <Alex_> WHATS MY ANSWER
#2630 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> IT WILL NOT WORK WELL
#2631 [21:45] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: The answer is no.
#2632 [21:45] <kohlrak> TyanColte: i don't care. CPUs don't crash from overload.
#2633 [21:45] <hostiledude> i really need someone to tell me what a terminal is for a computer honestly i might know what is it just never called it that
#2634 [21:45] <kohlrak> hostiledude: aka "command prompt" in windows
#2635 [21:45] <Alex_> so minecraft will not work at all
#2636 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> terminal = Command line interface = cmd prompt in windows
#2637 [21:45] <TyanColte> hostiledude: OS?
#2638 [21:46] <TyanColte> Alex_: it'll work, just not very well
#2639 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> Alex_ - On that laptop, you'll be lucky to run minecraft smoothly, if at all
#2640 [21:46] <hostiledude> ok command prompt got it i always just called is cmd
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#2642 [21:46] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Minecraft might work on the laptop, but it's not likely to be a good experience for your child. Think 3 frames per second. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy, or even my best enemy
#2643 [21:46] <Alex_> how can i make it work better with out getting a better laptop
#2644 [21:46] <TyanColte> not possible
#2645 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> I would like to race in the indy 500, but don't have money for a racing car. How would I race?
#2646 [21:46] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: We do not break the laws of physics in this channel. There are laws.
#2647 [21:46] * JTR|Games is now known as JTR|Away
#2648 [21:47] <TyanColte> laptops maximum upgrade capability is the ram, and with a 32 bit processor and a 32 bit OS you're not going to be able to run more than 2 GB of ram
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#2650 [21:47] <Alex_> Just how can i make it better
#2651 [21:47] <Lutzee> hostiledude: Its known as terminal on linux and servers most people refer to it as that as its a lot more than a "command prompt"
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#2653 [21:47] <kohlrak> Alex_: well, if you desolder some things and void warranties and take the risk of personal injury....... Just put up with the speed issues until you can afford a good one. turn the graphics down, etc.
#2654 [21:47] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: The only way to do things better is to spend more money. It's a bitch, but that's your situation.
#2655 [21:47] <TyanColte> ^
#2656 [21:48] <hostiledude> i get the same message from that as the "start server.bat" " 'java' is not an internal or external command, operable program or batch file."
#2657 [21:48] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: Or, you could steal a better laptop from someone else, but that would be unlawful and illegal.
#2658 [21:48] <Alex_> whats a good cheap laptop up to 130 for minecraft
#2659 [21:48] <TyanColte> no such thing
#2660 [21:48] <DiskDaemon> Alex_: You could have someone sell you a better laptop for elss money - but good luck with that
#2661 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> You're not going to be able to get one for that cheap that'll run minecraft
#2662 [21:48] <kohlrak> hostiledude: that's what i figured. You need to install java or another type of java (there's jre and the other thing, i forget which provides "java")
#2663 [21:49] <Alex_> My son just wants a laptop that can play minecraft for xmas
#2664 [21:49] <DiskDaemon> New update from mollstam - everything's all green - he's going to sleep https://twitter.com/mollstam/status/279779592552726528
#2665 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> That's wonderful, you'll need to spend more money for that Alex_.
#2666 [21:49] <DiskDaemon> .siteup
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#2668 [21:49] <VoxelHead> Aaron, welcome to #minecrafthelp. There is currently an issue with questions on creating new accounts. As well as login issues. Mojang is aware and is working to fix it! There is no ETA. We apologize for this.
#2669 [21:49] <TyanColte> Alex_: then you're going to have to spend more than 130 for that
#2670 [21:49] <Aaron> Yo, I have a bug. Anyone know how to fix bugs?
#2671 [21:50] <kohlrak> Alex_: got a friend? Know of some "used computer" salesmen?
#2672 [21:50] <Alex_> whats the lowest price for one
#2673 [21:50] <TyanColte> Aaron: more information is necessary to process your request
#2674 [21:50] <hostiledude> i have java and this is the only thing java doesnt work for but i will get another version of java if i have too
#2675 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> For a laptop, nothing less than 400-500 bucks, I'd say
#2676 [21:50] <Aaron> Generated 12/14/12 8:48 PM -- System Details -- Details: Minecraft Version: 1.4.5 Operating System: Mac OS X (x86_64) version 10.7.5 Java Version: 1.7.0_10, Oracle Corporation Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation Memory: 66236688 bytes (63 MB) / 110821376 bytes (105 MB) up to 1304952832 bytes (1244 MB) JVM Flags: 0 total; AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes;
#2677 [21:50] <kohlrak> hostiledude: probably what you'll have to do. Lemme check my terminal
#2678 [21:50] <Lutzee> ?? pastebin
#2679 [21:50] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2680 [21:51] <Aaron> http://pastebin.com/050W26M5
#2681 [21:51] <Aaron> Thanks
#2682 [21:51] <Alex_> JUST WILL IT WORK WITH MINECRAFT
#2683 [21:51] <TyanColte> At this point OPs i believe he is just trolling
#2684 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> NO IT WILL NOT WORK WITH MINECRAFT WELL, NOT WITH A LAPTOP THAT'S 130 BUCKS
#2685 [21:51] <kohlrak> jdk it seems. Yum is saying that java is provided by java-1.7.0-openjdk
#2686 [21:52] <Aaron> I had it running on here a few months ago...
#2687 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> YOU'LL NEED TO SPEND MORE MONEY THAN THAT TO GET A LAPTOP THAT'LL RUN MINECRAFT WELL
#2688 [21:52] <Alex_> really MY SON WANTS ONE
#2689 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> THAT'S GREAT.
#2690 [21:52] <DiskDaemon> GreyVulpine: Are you allowed to issue a .siteup command to VoxelHead?
#2691 [21:52] <Aaron> Like I just said, I had it running a few months ago
#2692 [21:52] * TyanColte bangs head on keyboard
#2692 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Yes.
#2693 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> .siteup
#2694 [21:52] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine, I will stop addressing everyone who joins #minecrafthelp.
#2695 [21:52] <DiskDaemon> cheers
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#2697 [21:53] <hostiledude> so should i try to get a java like yours so it runs because i use to play RuneScpae and java worked fine for that and now this is the only thing java doesnt work for
#2698 [21:53] <Lutzee> kohlrak: Openjdk isn't nessarily the entire JDK, tehre is openjdk-jre
#2699 [21:53] <Aaron> Sorry, not sure who's addressing who, anyone know about: http://pastebin.com/050W26M5
#2700 [21:54] <kohlrak> Lutzee: i'm just guessing, but that is the last entry in my "yum provides java" query
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#2702 [21:54] <TyanColte> Aaron, do a force update on your minecraft launcher to reload your lwjgl libraries
#2703 [21:54] <Lutzee> kohlrak: yeah, what distro? Fedora?
#2704 [21:55] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you don't have to get openjdk like me, you just have to get the "java.exe" file where it needs to be
#2705 [21:55] <kohlrak> Lutzee: yulp
#2706 [21:55] <oldtopman> .siteup
#2707 [21:55] <Lutzee> Yeah, most full linux distros will come with openjdk-jre
#2708 [21:55] <kohlrak> LXDE spin (i hate that gnome3 stuff)
#2709 [21:55] <hostiledude> i dont know where it needs to be though
#2710 [21:55] <Aaron> Force update worked but it's giving me the same crash report...
#2711 [21:56] <kohlrak> Lutzee: really, what we need to figure out though is what provides it for windows for hostiledude
#2712 [21:56] <TyanColte> ok Aaron, go to your minecraft folder and delete the bin folder, then re-run the launcher and let it redownload everything
#2713 [21:56] <Lutzee> kohlrak: Its downloaded from oracle
#2714 [21:56] <Lutzee> ?? java/1.6
#2715 [21:56] <VoxelHead> java/1.6: To get the current version of Java 1.6 for nearly any platform, go here: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre6u35-downloads-1836473.html
#2716 [21:57] <kohlrak> hostiledude: that's to you
#2717 [21:58] <kohlrak> LOL at the reason for all the trouble
#2718 [21:59] <kohlrak> i've never seen the error before
#2719 [21:59] <hostiledude> ok i will try it i was just looking at my java stuff and i dont know what to do with it so do i just get the current version?
#2720 [21:59] <Aaron> Tyan, I deleted the bin file and it still gave me the "could not get the JAWT interface" crash report...
#2721 [21:59] <kohlrak> hostiledude: probably best
#2722 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> I have, it's when java is installed, but isn't put as a path in the PATH environment variable of Windows
#2723 [22:00] <hostiledude> ok i will try that thanks
#2724 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> That's when you get the Java is not a recognized..
#2725 [22:00] <kohlrak> GreyVulpine: no, i mean the one that caused minecraft.net to go down. "too many open files"
#2726 [22:00] <hostiledude> but when i get it you said that "java.exe" needs to go in the right place where would the right place be?
#2727 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> Ah
#2728 [22:00] <kohlrak> hostiledude: just install the latest JRE and hopefully it'll do that for you
#2729 [22:01] <hostiledude> ok i will come back if it doesnt
#2730 [22:01] <hostiledude> brb
#2731 [22:01] <kohlrak> alrighty
#2732 [22:01] <Aaron> http://pastebin.com/gXu37T38
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#2734 [22:02] <Pbpred> hello?
#2735 [22:02] <Pbpred> is anyone else having trouble connecting to minecraft.net?
#2736 [22:02] <kohlrak> linux issue, eh?
#2737 [22:02] <Pbpred> ?
#2738 [22:02] <kohlrak> Pbpred: try again. they just fixed it
#2739 [22:02] <DiskDaemon> Pbpred: There was an issue with it a short ... yes
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#2741 [22:02] <beibhinn> aaron, are you...nvm
#2742 [22:03] <Pbpred> ah alright
#2743 [22:03] <DiskDaemon> Here is how recent - https://twitter.com/mollstam
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#2745 [22:03] <kohlrak> Double Ninja... XD
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#2747 [22:04] <Pbpred> wasnt sure if it was something I did or what
#2748 [22:04] <Pbpred> because I just installed a server on my debian webserver running at home
#2749 [22:04] <Pbpred> opened the 25565 port
#2750 [22:05] <Pbpred> then all the sudden my other computer couldn't connect to the website or my server at home lol
#2751 [22:05] <Pbpred> through lan IP or web IP
#2752 [22:05] <Pbpred> working now though
#2753 [22:06] <kohlrak> Pbpred: yeah, somehow they had "too many open files." So another file couln't be opened that apparently had DNS information in it, so the internet of one of the computers in the minecraft.net network lost it's domain lookup capability
#2754 [22:06] <hostiledude> ok i am getting the current version of java and i think it might work because almost every other time i came here to get help someone always helped me fix my problems
#2755 [22:07] <Pbpred> hrm cool
#2756 [22:07] <kohlrak> hostiledude: it's really one of those "duh" things (to power users and up) that gets overlooked, so you should get this one solved.
#2757 [22:07] <Pbpred> hostile dude you using linux to make a server?
#2758 [22:08] <kohlrak> Pbpred: windows =p
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#2760 [22:08] <Pbpred> ah
#2761 [22:08] <hostiledude> no
#2762 [22:08] <Pbpred> i couldnt get my server to operate earlier
#2763 [22:08] <Pbpred> had to update java
#2764 [22:08] <Pbpred> it was an old version
#2765 [22:08] <bob_> will the thoshiba m115 Processor: Intel Core Duo T2050 / 1.6 GHz ( Dual-Core ) - Memory: 4.0 GB (max) - Hard Drive: 80.0 GB - Serial ATA-150 - 5400.0 rpm.
#2766 [22:08] <kohlrak> Pbpred: his java.exe can't be found
#2767 [22:08] <bob_> work with minecraft
#2768 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> bob_ - Not well.
#2769 [22:08] <Lutzee> bob_: You have been told, no it will not.
#2770 [22:09] <kohlrak> D
#2771 [22:09] <bob_> why not
#2772 [22:09] <Lutzee> It is too old.
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#2774 [22:09] <Naplover> Ugh
#2775 [22:09] <Naplover> I need help =.
#2776 [22:09] <kohlrak> Déjà vu?
#2777 [22:09] <Naplover> Hmn?
#2778 [22:09] <Lutzee> ??> Naplover ask
#2779 [22:09] <VoxelHead> Naplover: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2780 [22:09] <VoxelHead> Naplover: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2781 [22:09] <hostiledude> i havnt been able to use my "start server.bat" for the server i have had over a year and i am finally hoping that this solved it
#2782 [22:09] <Naplover> My minecraft always stops at 'Downloading Packages'
#2783 [22:10] <Lutzee> Naplover: what Antivirus do you use?
#2784 [22:10] <Naplover> It worked fine up 'till the 1.4.2 update, then I can't download it anymore. I've tried restarting, turning off my Avast antivirus
#2785 [22:10] <Naplover> redolwnloading
#2786 [22:10] <Naplover> I've even tried the browser version
#2787 [22:10] <kohlrak> Naplover: firewall?
#2788 [22:10] <Naplover> Uh, not sure.
#2789 [22:11] <Naplover> when I try browser minecraft
#2790 [22:11] <Naplover> it says 'address not supported by protocol family'.
#2791 [22:11] <kohlrak> ipv6...
#2792 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> Aaah... malware
#2793 [22:12] <Lutzee> Relavent knowlege thing?
#2794 [22:12] <Naplover> What?
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#2796 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Yup
#2797 [22:12] <hostiledude> now it says "could not find the main class: com.mojang.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.
#2798 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Naplover - See: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/587899-failed-to-launch-fatal-error-occured-4/
#2799 [22:12] <Naplover> Alright, i've tried turning off firewall
#2800 [22:12] <Naplover> Didn't help.
#2801 [22:12] <Naplover> Alright, looking at it now
#2802 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> I'd recommend installing malwarebytes or similar, and running a scan
#2803 [22:13] <hostiledude> could that just be the technical difficulties they just had at mojang?
#2804 [22:13] <kohlrak> hostiledude: no... That's a problem with the script. Could you pastebin it?
#2805 [22:13] <Lutzee> hostiledude: pastebin the contents of the bat file
#2806 [22:13] * Disori|off is now known as Disori
#2807 [22:14] <Lutzee> ??< virus
#2808 [22:14] <hostiledude> so put the stuff it just said into a pastebin?
#2809 [22:14] <TheNoodle> ??< virus
#2810 [22:14] <kohlrak> ??< virus
#2811 [22:14] <TheNoodle> Well that was less interesting than I hoped
#2812 [22:14] <Lutzee> hehe
#2813 [22:15] <kohlrak> Eh, that happened with my favorite program: fasm. It and all binaries made with it were hit by that issue...
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#2815 [22:15] <hostiledude> can someone put the thing for the pastebin?
#2816 [22:15] <kohlrak> ??> hostiledude pastebin
#2817 [22:15] <VoxelHead> hostiledude: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2818 [22:16] <hostiledude> i cant get the content from the thing to the pastebin...
#2819 [22:17] <hostiledude> it wont let me highlight it or select all or something
#2820 [22:17] <Lutzee> hostiledude: rightclick the file and press edit
#2821 [22:17] <hostiledude> ok nevermind now it let me select all
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#2823 [22:19] <hostiledude> hold on my computer is randomly deciding to be wierd on me sorry if i leave i might have to restart my computer
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#2825 [22:20] <hostiledude> i got it do i just paste the link in the chat?
#2826 [22:22] <hostiledude> http://pastebin.com/BrAgtUP1
#2827 [22:22] <hostiledude> there
#2828 [22:23] <Lutzee> Not the error
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#2830 [22:23] <Lutzee> The contents of your start.bat file
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#2832 [22:23] <hostiledude> oh...
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#2834 [22:24] <hostiledude> where would i find that?
#2835 [22:24] <bob_> what about the compaq cq56
#2836 [22:24] <Lutzee> Rightclick the file, press edit
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#2838 [22:24] <hostiledude> i hit eidt
#2839 [22:24] <hostiledude> edit*
#2840 [22:25] <Lutzee> pastebin the contents of it now
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#2843 [22:25] <Asian6amer> do you get a minecraft username when you buy minecraft or do you use your e-mail as your username even in multiplayer
#2844 [22:26] <|Anthony|> ok, so dyes can be applied to sheep... will those colored sheep breed sheep of the same color?
#2845 [22:26] <kohlrak> Asian6amer: both
#2846 [22:26] <beibhinn> you can pick a different name, asian6amer
#2847 [22:26] <Lutzee> Asian6amer: when you buy the game you have to pick a user, you only get the option after you buy
#2848 [22:26] <hostiledude> http://pastebin.com/gN6etfTi
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#2850 [22:26] <hostiledude> there
#2851 [22:26] <Lutzee> Your email will never be public
#2852 [22:27] <Lutzee> hostiledude: replace with this http://pastebin.com/c9YFFjch
#2853 [22:27] <Asian6amer> thank you so much I have been looking for that answer for a long time
#2854 [22:28] <hostiledude> so just delete what i have in there and paste what you have me in it?
#2855 [22:28] <Lutzee> hostiledude: yes
#2856 [22:28] <hostiledude> ok
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#2858 [22:29] <hostiledude> but i see no difference of what i have now of what you gave me
#2859 [22:29] <kohlrak> com.mojang
#2860 [22:29] <Lutzee> ^
#2861 [22:30] <Lutzee> oh wait
#2862 [22:30] <Lutzee> mine is still wrong
#2863 [22:30] <hostiledude> oh ok
#2864 [22:30] <Lutzee> should be net.minecraft.nser.MinecraftServer
#2865 [22:30] <Lutzee> >.>
#2866 [22:30] <kohlrak> nser?
#2867 [22:30] <Lutzee> net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer
#2868 [22:30] <Lutzee> Its 3:30 am :p
#2869 [22:30] <kohlrak> You European you
#2870 [22:30] <Andrio> Lutzee, why are you still here?
#2871 [22:31] <|Anthony|> dedication
#2872 [22:31] <Lutzee> Was chtting with a friend about his PC build
#2873 [22:31] <kohlrak> or he 's nocturnal
#2874 [22:31] <Lutzee> Today was my last day at uni before chirstmas and new year
#2875 [22:31] <hostiledude> ok so instead of com.mojang.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer put net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer?
#2876 [22:31] <Lutzee> yes
#2877 [22:31] <hostiledude> ok
#2878 [22:32] <hostiledude> ok i hope this works
#2879 [22:32] <kohlrak> i'm surprised it's not net.minecraft.server.NetMinecraftServer
#2880 [22:33] <hostiledude> still same thing but now it says you what you told me to put in
#2881 [22:33] <Lutzee> kohlrak: go poke notch over his class names then :P
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#2883 [22:34] <hostiledude> it still doesnt work it says that that is wrong...
#2884 [22:34] <Lutzee> fml
#2885 [22:35] <kohlrak> Lutzee: I don't use twitter or i probably would XD
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#2887 [22:35] <Lutzee> java -Xms512M -Xmx512M -jar minecraft-server.jar try that
#2888 [22:35] <hostiledude> maybe i should google the class name?
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#2890 [22:35] <Lutzee> You don't need classpath, it isn't needed now
#2891 [22:35] <Lutzee> java -Xms512M -Xmx512M -jar minecraft-server.jar
#2892 [22:35] <Lutzee> ^ should work fine
#2893 [22:36] <kohlrak> does he really need the half meg restrictions, too? I have a feeling this file is older than the computer...
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#2895 [22:37] <Lutzee> kohlrak: setting the max ram on the server is a good idea, otherwise it might default to something bad, either too small or too large
#2896 [22:37] <Lutzee> Min isn't strictly needed
#2897 [22:37] <|Anthony|> something about initial lag while it calculates the min heap size though iirc
#2898 [22:38] <kohlrak> hostiledude: know the amount of ram in that rig?
#2899 [22:38] <Lutzee> |Anthony|: you probably know the best parms for servers i guess?
#2900 [22:38] <hostiledude> now it says "unable to access jarfile minecraft-server.jar"
#2901 [22:38] <|Anthony|> Lutzee, i certainly do not. :p
#2902 [22:38] <hostiledude> ram in rig?
#2903 [22:38] <Lutzee> hostiledude: the jar is definately named "minecraft-server.jar"
#2904 [22:38] <Lutzee> ?
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#2906 [22:39] <Lutzee> The default is minecraft_server.jar
#2907 [22:39] <Lutzee> |Anthony|: i thought you're a host D:
#2908 [22:39] <kohlrak> Lutzee: you used - instead of _, so.... XD
#2909 [22:39] <hostiledude> i need "," not "-"?
#2910 [22:39] <Lutzee> kohlrak: his used - :P
#2911 [22:39] <hostiledude> oh
#2912 [22:40] <kohlrak> hostiledude: no, you need _ not -
#2913 [22:40] <|Anthony|> Lutzee, i host my own, yes. but i'm not a java expert. i read up when i don't know. i've obviously forgotten more than i've read in my old age :/
#2914 [22:40] <hostiledude> _?
#2915 [22:40] <Lutzee> java -Xms512M -Xmx512M -jar minecraft_server.jar
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#2917 [22:40] <Lutzee> try that
#2918 [22:40] <hostiledude> you cant see it at the bottom so i though you said ","
#2919 [22:41] <kohlrak> hostiledude: the name of the jar has to match the name of the server jar file, that way it points to the right one.
#2920 [22:41] <hostiledude> ive learned how to do more stuff with computer files here than anywhere in my life..i just noticed that
#2921 [22:42] <|Anthony|> hostiledude, is this in a windows machine/
#2922 [22:42] <Lutzee> |Anthony|: bat file, so yes
#2923 [22:42] <hostiledude> unable to access that....
#2924 [22:42] <kohlrak> inb4 cross compatible bat files
#2925 [22:42] <|Anthony|> right click server file > Properties > highlight file name > ctrl+c
#2926 [22:43] <|Anthony|> paste that in the bat file where it expects the file name
#2927 [22:43] <|Anthony|> no way to mistype it
#2928 [22:43] <kohlrak> remember to add .jar if it doesn't paste at the end of the name
#2929 [22:43] <|Anthony|> good call
#2930 [22:43] <hostiledude> O.o so go to my properties and put it there?
#2931 [22:44] * |Anthony| facepalms
#2931 [22:44] <kohlrak> |Anthony|: do you know how many times i've seen people drop the extension? XD
#2932 [22:44] <hostiledude> .jar doesnt paste at the end? *facepalm*
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#2934 [22:44] * kohlrak double facepalms
#2934 [22:44] <hostiledude> so many hours of help i could have avoided!
#2935 [22:45] <kohlrak> that's how it works XD
#2936 [22:45] <hostiledude> so i put the thing that i was given to put in my start server in my server properties too?
#2937 [22:45] <|Anthony|> no
#2938 [22:46] <|Anthony|> java -Xms512M -Xmx512M -jar minecraft_server.jar
#2939 [22:46] <hostiledude> im sorry my ADHD meds have wore off completely by now so i am not paying much attention
#2940 [22:46] <Frostic> Lutzee you think this link will help him http://pastebin.com/1knuj6Zh
#2941 [22:47] <Lutzee> Frostic: no, that is for the client
#2942 [22:47] <kohlrak> hostiledude: paste the output of a "dir" command
#2943 [22:47] <Frostic> oh hes doing server stuff aaa
#2944 [22:47] <|Anthony|> just make sure that minecraft_server.jar matches the server file name
#2945 [22:47] <kohlrak> pastebin it i mean
#2946 [22:47] <kohlrak> inb4 wrong directory
#2947 [22:47] <Lutzee> Okay, someone get him to redownload the server jar and leave it as default file name
#2948 [22:47] <|Anthony|> just make sure that minecraft_server.jar in the .bat file matches the server file name in the directory listing
#2949 [22:48] <Lutzee> And not to use IE to download it because that derps about with file extensions
#2950 [22:48] <|Anthony|> indeed
#2951 [22:48] <Frostic> lol ie?
#2952 [22:48] <Lutzee> I really should sleep :
#2953 [22:48] <Lutzee> :P
#2954 [22:48] <|Anthony|> but if he already has it, it'll be a different name
#2955 [22:49] <Frostic> who uses that anymore. it causes so much problems lol just use firefox or chrome
#2956 [22:49] <kohlrak> i just want a pastebin of the dir output...
#2957 [22:49] <|Anthony|> who knew such a simple issue could be so difficult
#2958 [22:49] <hostiledude> so i have the .jar thing right i just need to put it in the right places? im sorry if i am not doing anything right i have had a long day and im probaly going to pass out 20 minutes after i figure this out
#2959 [22:50] <kohlrak> hostiledude: give me the output of a dir command in a pastebin. I'll rename it for you
#2960 [22:50] <|Anthony|> the .bat file has to be in the same directory as the minecraft_server.jar file
#2961 [22:50] <hostiledude> dir command? what is that? i have never even heard that...
#2962 [22:50] <|Anthony|> then the contents of the .bat file should be:
#2963 [22:51] <|Anthony|> java -Xms512M -Xmx512M -jar minecraft_server.jar
#2964 [22:51] <hostiledude> i have that
#2965 [22:52] <|Anthony|> you've never heard of the dir command?
#2966 [22:52] <|Anthony|> did i read that right?
#2967 [22:52] <kohlrak> erase all in your bat file, replace it with "dir" then "PAUSE" on the next line. THen give us the output in pastebin
#2968 [22:52] <hostiledude> no one in my whole life has even mentioned that around me...
#2969 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> ... wow
#2970 [22:52] * JTR|Away is now known as JTR
#2971 [22:52] <|Anthony|> i'm afraid
#2972 [22:53] <kohlrak> |Anthony|: doesn't exactly seem to be the admin type
#2973 [22:53] * |Anthony| shudders
#2973 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Either you're really young and haven't had a chance to play around in command line all that much, or you live a sheltered GUI life.
#2974 [22:53] <|Anthony|> linux ftw
#2975 [22:53] <kohlrak> GreyVulpine: i vote the latter
#2976 [22:53] <hostiledude> 2nd one
#2977 [22:54] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2977 [22:55] <|Anthony|> before there were windows, there were none
#2978 [22:55] <|Anthony|> and things were good
#2979 [22:55] <kohlrak> XD
#2980 [22:55] <hostiledude> i have windows7....
#2981 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> I'm sorry.
#2982 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> Truely.
#2983 [22:56] <kohlrak> hostiledude: erase everything in the batfile and replace it with the word "start" then run it
#2984 [22:56] <hostiledude> so just start?
#2985 [22:56] <kohlrak> yes
#2986 [22:56] <hostiledude> what happened to "dir"? and "PAUSE"
#2987 [22:56] <kohlrak> if start does what i remember it to do, we can skip the "pause"
#2988 [22:56] <kohlrak> and teach you a little at the same time
#2989 [22:57] <Frostic> you do know to not add the " marks right?
#2990 [22:57] <Pbpred> linux makes a log of all errors and shit right?
#2991 [22:57] <Pbpred> on startup and shut down?
#2992 [22:57] <hostiledude> it just have me the normal command prompt thing should i do "pause"?
#2993 [22:57] <kohlrak> Pbpred: not all. just the ones that come with an error messae
#2994 [22:58] <kohlrak> hostiledude: good. now type "dir"
#2995 [22:58] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, yes
#2996 [22:58] <hostiledude> i feel like im 80 for having a windows7 and everyone else having things that i could never even figure out how to use...
#2997 [22:58] <Pbpred> on startup and shut down of the server im getting some weird stuff
#2998 [22:58] <Pbpred> red failed lettering on some of the startup things that run
#2999 [22:58] <hostiledude> type "dir" in the command prompt thing?
#3000 [22:58] <Frostic> Pbpred is it vanilla server?
#3001 [22:58] <kohlrak> Pbpred: most of it, despite the scary colors, can be ignored
#3002 [22:59] <hostiledude> when i was getting the new java i was suprised it still had the windows thing i needed...
#3003 [22:59] <Pbpred> its a debian based webserver that i just wget the server from s3amazon or something
#3004 [23:00] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, is the issue with the physical server, or the mc server program
#3005 [23:00] <Frostic> oh debian sorry i dont know linux
#3006 [23:00] <hostiledude> i put in "dir" and i will see what it did
#3007 [23:00] <kohlrak> hostiledude: don't forget to hit enter, then pastebin the output
#3008 [23:00] <Pbpred> yeah its a debian problem just figured id ask if anyone had any ideas
#3009 [23:00] <hostiledude> it put in alot of stuff even my Team Fortress 2
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#3011 [23:01] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, what is the specific issue?
#3012 [23:01] <Pbpred> it scrolled too fast
#3013 [23:01] <hostiledude> i did hit enter now you want me to put it in a pastebin?
#3014 [23:01] <Pbpred> 1 sec lemme restart again
#3015 [23:01] <kohlrak> hostiledude: yes
#3016 [23:01] <BartlettRock> I have a question but i dont know if you are the right place?
#3017 [23:01] <Frostic> ?? ask
#3018 [23:01] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3019 [23:01] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3020 [23:02] <hostiledude> yeah its not pasting like i wanted too....
#3021 [23:02] <Frostic> BartlettRock read VoxelHead's messages
#3022 [23:02] <BartlettRock> Multicraft... it wont show my servers, it just says my servers and nothing :P, aren't you supose to be able to make servers?
#3023 [23:02] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, you shouldn't need to restart to read the errors... the logs are stored in /var/log
#3024 [23:02] <kohlrak> hostiledude: if it's pasted, i don't care. I can read it
#3025 [23:03] <hostiledude> no it want let me copy it...
#3026 [23:03] <Pbpred> exim paniclog var/log/exim4/panic log
#3027 [23:03] <Pbpred> err
#3028 [23:03] <Pbpred> scrolls too fast ><
#3029 [23:03] <Frostic> barneygale you need to download the server software and set it up
#3030 [23:03] <Frostic> errr
#3031 [23:03] <BartlettRock> ?
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#3033 [23:03] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you don't know how to copy and paste from command prompt?
#3034 [23:03] <Frostic> BartlettRock you need to download the server software and set it up
#3035 [23:03] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, you can do cat /var/log/exim4/panic log | less
#3036 [23:03] <Pbpred> says there is non zero numbers then it says "Failed" in red
#3037 [23:03] <hostiledude> i did it last time now it just wont let me....
#3038 [23:03] <BartlettRock> where can i get it? lol sorry for asking
#3039 [23:04] <BartlettRock> get one*
#3040 [23:04] <Frostic> goto minecraft.net click download then download the server jar and run it
#3041 [23:04] <barneygale> Frostic, I think I need more memory. where can i download some RAM?
#3042 [23:04] <BartlettRock> :P lol, ok hold on :P
#3043 [23:04] <kohlrak> BartlettRock: www.newegg.com
#3044 [23:04] <hostiledude> you might wanna tell me how i might be doing it wrong i dont know this is how i did it last time it worked fine
#3045 [23:04] <|Anthony|> or... you could cat /var/log/exim4/panic log > ~/somefile.txt and open it in nano
#3046 [23:04] <Frostic> barneygale try buying some ram. you dont download it
#3047 [23:05] <Frostic> its hardware
#3048 [23:05] <Frostic> lol
#3049 [23:05] <BartlettRock> i mean like... it says my servers, i click it :P. then it doesnt do anything, dosnt show anything, just says "Your own servers and other servers you have access to will be listed here."
#3050 [23:05] <kohlrak> hostiledude: i don't know what you're doing exactly to tell you what's wron with your method
#3051 [23:05] <barneygale> Frostic, WRONG
#3052 [23:05] <barneygale> http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
#3053 [23:06] <Frostic> lmfao
#3054 [23:06] <hostiledude> im selecting all and then hitting ctrl+c
#3055 [23:06] <Pbpred> hrm
#3056 [23:06] <Pbpred> what would cause it to have non zero numbers?
#3057 [23:06] <Frostic> BartlettRock can you give me a screen shot?
#3058 [23:06] <hostiledude> got it
#3059 [23:06] <kohlrak> ROFL
#3060 [23:06] <BartlettRock> Sure :P
#3061 [23:06] <Pbpred> or entries?
#3062 [23:06] <kohlrak> hostiledude: hit enter, not ctrl+c
#3063 [23:06] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, do you own the server? or is it through a hosting company/
#3064 [23:07] <kohlrak> i love that downloadmoreram XD
#3065 [23:07] <Frostic> use imgur.com to upload the ss to
#3066 [23:07] <hostiledude> http://pastebin.com/qj01DBva
#3067 [23:07] <kohlrak> Man bulds functional warp drive in minecraft
#3068 [23:07] <hostiledude> there we go!
#3069 [23:07] <|Anthony|> ??pm
#3070 [23:07] <|Anthony|> aw
#3071 [23:08] <Pbpred> i pmed
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#3073 [23:08] <|Anthony|> ?? pm
#3074 [23:08] <|Anthony|> aw
#3075 [23:08] <Pbpred> is it not working?
#3076 [23:08] <hostiledude> who here thinks tekkit is just amazing?
#3077 [23:08] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, it's polite to ask for permission before sending someone a pm
#3078 [23:08] <Pbpred> oh
#3079 [23:08] <Pbpred> im sorry
#3080 [23:08] <|Anthony|> ;)
#3081 [23:08] <Frostic> tekkit sucks
#3082 [23:09] <Frostic> ...
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#3084 [23:09] <Pbpred> poor etiquette
#3085 [23:09] <jojo54> How do you install the portal gun mod for SMP?
#3086 [23:09] <CPF> I am trying to load the game for my son. When I click on the demo, it says Micecraft has crashed?
#3087 [23:09] <|Anthony|> Pbpred, look in PM
#3088 [23:09] <CPF> any suggestions anyone?
#3089 [23:09] <Frostic> ??> jojo54 mods
#3090 [23:09] <VoxelHead> jojo54: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3091 [23:10] <VoxelHead> jojo54: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#3092 [23:10] <hostiledude> i had to much computers and i labeled them wrong one controlled my diamond condenser thing and one was hooked up to my nuclear reacter room i redpulsed with the wrong computer...
#3093 [23:10] <jojo54> Oh thanks
#3094 [23:10] <jojo54> though I couldnt find a single thing I'll keep looking.....
#3095 [23:10] <hostiledude> tekkit screwed me over so bad...
#3096 [23:11] <Frostic> cpf
#3097 [23:11] <CPF> hi frostic - can you help me?
#3098 [23:11] <Frostic> CPF what os are you using?
#3099 [23:11] <CPF> i have a new iMac with Apple OS
#3100 [23:11] <CPF> i downloaded and installed a Java program
#3101 [23:12] <CPF> and just updated it
#3102 [23:12] <Frostic> ??> CPF mac/gatekeeper
#3103 [23:12] <VoxelHead> CPF: (mac/gatekeeper) Newer versions of OS X add new security measures which give scary warning messages for any programs not from the App store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
#3104 [23:12] <CPF> where is the Mincraft Icon?
#3105 [23:12] <CPF> I just try to launch from the minecraft website?
#3106 [23:12] <kohlrak> hostiledude: where'd you get your minecraft server from?
#3107 [23:13] <hostiledude> downloaded it from minecraft.net
#3108 [23:13] <Frostic> CPF the file you downloaded
#3109 [23:13] <CPF> ok -i will try that
#3110 [23:13] <Frostic> let me know
#3111 [23:13] <Frostic> if it works
#3112 [23:13] <kohlrak> but that is an exe... i thought they only gave ut jars...
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#3114 [23:14] <CPF> thank you - do I have to pay 27 dollars first to download it?
#3115 [23:14] <kohlrak> oh right
#3116 [23:14] <hostiledude> ut jars?
#3117 [23:14] <DiskDaemon> You can download the launcher without paying, but to log in with the launcher to get and play the game you need to have paid
#3118 [23:14] <Frostic> CPF you dont have an account?
#3119 [23:14] <kohlrak> hostiledude: have you tried double clicking Minecraft_Server?
#3120 [23:15] <Frostic> CPF read DiskDaemon's message
#3121 [23:15] <CPF> i do have an account; I just downloaded it and when I clicked on it it said Minecraft was damanged and should be moved to the trash
#3122 [23:15] <DopeGhoti> why can no one read that message correctly
#3123 [23:15] <DiskDaemon> ??> CPF mac/gatekeeper
#3124 [23:15] <VoxelHead> CPF: (mac/gatekeeper) Newer versions of OS X add new security measures which give scary warning messages for any programs not from the App store. To force your computer to allow you to play Minecraft, ctrl-click or right-click your Minecraft icon, and select Open.
#3125 [23:15] <Frostic> ok CPF try disabling gatekeeper
#3126 [23:16] <Frostic> ??> CPF mac/gatekeeper/documentation
#3127 [23:16] <VoxelHead> CPF: (mac/gatekeeper/documentation) http://support.apple.com/kb/HT5290
#3128 [23:16] <Frostic> read this link and disable gatekeeper
#3129 [23:16] <DopeGhoti> Frostic: FYI: mac/gatekeeper/disable now includes that link
#3130 [23:16] <Frostic> aaa cool but i dont see that in tyhe index sorry
#3131 [23:16] <DopeGhoti> no worries
#3132 [23:17] <Frostic> ill remember it :D
#3133 [23:17] <DopeGhoti> strictly informational (:
#3134 [23:17] <hostiledude> yes and that works but i have many problems with it..1 all totourials i see is with the start server.bat 2whenever i do get a plugin with it doesnt let me use it
#3135 [23:17] <Frostic> CPF after you disable gatekeeper try running the game again
#3136 [23:17] <hostiledude> i would list them all but that would be a waste of time
#3137 [23:18] <hostiledude> so now that i did that dir command thing what do i do know?
#3138 [23:18] <Frostic> hostiledude you must use bukkit to use plugins. they are not for minecraft's server from minecraft.net
#3139 [23:19] <hostiledude> i get bukkit the right version too and then i cant use it or it says its out of date or something when its the newest version
#3140 [23:19] <Frostic> try #bukkit they can help with bukkit issues
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#3142 [23:20] <hostiledude> ok but i did the dir command thing what do i do know so i can use "start server.bat"?
#3143 [23:20] <BartlettRock> back
#3144 [23:20] <BartlettRock> Got screenshot too
#3145 [23:21] <Frostic> hostiledude they are looking into that
#3146 [23:21] <BartlettRock> http://clients.war-lords.net/imghost/images/l3zvtekud1tzjesa056.png
#3147 [23:21] <BartlettRock> 'there... explain it to me :P
#3148 [23:21] <CPF> Frostic - it worked
#3149 [23:21] <kohlrak> hostiledude: if you want plugins (which are *NOT* supported by the help in this channel) you need to use bukkit, not regular minecraft
#3150 [23:21] <CPF> the demo downloaded
#3151 [23:21] <hostiledude> oh ok
#3152 [23:21] <CPF> thank you for your help
#3153 [23:21] <CPF> i changed gatekeeper, downloaded it and changed GK back
#3154 [23:22] <Frostic> aaa BartlettRock this is muticraft panel not a minecraft server
#3155 [23:22] <kohlrak> hostiledude: if you have a problem with bukkit, you need to go to the bukkit support room.
#3156 [23:22] <BartlettRock> ...
#3157 [23:22] <BartlettRock> i said multicraft before :P
#3158 [23:22] <hostiledude> i know but i not going to get bukkit until i have stuff done on it yet so i need to use the start server.bat
#3159 [23:22] <Frostic> this is something you add to your server to control it
#3160 [23:22] <BartlettRock> Oh...
#3161 [23:23] <BartlettRock> Lol ok then, then something new everyday :P
#3162 [23:23] <BartlettRock> Opps, learn*
#3163 [23:23] <kohlrak> hostiledude: if you want to use the vanilla minecraft server, double click it.
#3164 [23:23] <Frostic> contact the makers of multicraft for installation instructions in linking it to your servr
#3165 [23:23] <hostiledude> the start server.bat?
#3166 [23:24] <kohlrak> hostiledude: no, the Minecraft_Server file
#3167 [23:24] <BartlettRock> well, then heres another question, is there any way to host a 24/7 server without yur computer hosting. or is a vps the only way?
#3168 [23:24] <hostiledude> well dont you need the start server.bat for when you have bukkit or vanilla?
#3169 [23:25] <Frostic> lol
#3170 [23:25] <hostiledude> or whatever i am getting confused on my minecraft stuff right now
#3171 [23:25] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you have the .exe version, which does not use a bat.
#3172 [23:25] <Frostic> hostiledude what are you trying to setup bukkit or vanilla?
#3173 [23:25] <BartlettRock> me?
#3174 [23:25] <BartlettRock> Wait
#3175 [23:25] <BartlettRock> lol
#3176 [23:25] <hostiledude> i am going to be setting up bukkit as soon as i can
#3177 [23:25] <BartlettRock> wait hostile what are you trying to do?
#3178 [23:26] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you don't need vanilla to set up a bukkit server. If you want bukkit, just go set up bukkit and delete this old bat file and Minecraft_Server
#3179 [23:26] <kohlrak> bukkit is a drop in replacement for it IIRC
#3180 [23:26] <Frostic> BartlettRock you need to contact muticraft and read their w2iki how to setup muticraft to work with your server
#3181 [23:26] <hostiledude> well i am going to have vanilla for a bit before i get bukkit
#3182 [23:26] <Frostic> wiki*
#3183 [23:26] <BartlettRock> ok and ok
#3184 [23:27] <DopeGhoti> vanilla is delicious.
#3185 [23:27] <BartlettRock> :P
#3186 [23:27] <kohlrak> hostiledude: why?
#3187 [23:27] <hostiledude> because i need to do stuff before i get bukkit
#3188 [23:28] <kohlrak> hostiledude: what kind of stuff can't you do in bukkit that you can do in vanilla?
#3189 [23:28] <Frostic> i smell fish,pork,beef, and a freaking troll
#3190 [23:28] <hostiledude> you have been helping me this whole time and now you question what i am doing? cant we just finish this so you dont have to deal with me any longer?
#3191 [23:29] <kohlrak> hostiledude: your real problem has been solved. You're tryin to use the setup ment for a bukkit server (which is unsupported) on the vanilla minecraft server.
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#3193 [23:30] <hostiledude> no when i use the start server.bat it still gives me normal command prompt stuff you never told me what to do next
#3194 [23:31] <kohlrak> hostiledude: the objective was to get you a command prompt to find out what was in your directory. Now we know you're using the .exe server. There's no purpose to that bat file if you're using vanilla. You just double click the Minecraft_Server file.
#3195 [23:32] <|Anthony|> this is still going on!?!
#3196 [23:32] <|Anthony|> holy hell
#3197 [23:32] <Frostic> ya saddly
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#3199 [23:32] <kohlrak> |Anthony|: dude, if only you knew....
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#3201 [23:32] <hostiledude> ....but its so close to being done right?
#3202 [23:33] <Frostic> am i the only one that smells troll or wat?
#3203 [23:33] <LegendaryKoala> Hello, I'm currently dealing with a minecraft forge issue is this the right place to possibly gain assistance?
#3204 [23:33] <|Anthony|> i'm sorry, but i have to say it... if it is this difficult for you to get the vanilla server to even start...
#3205 [23:33] <kohlrak> hostiledude: it was done before it started. you were just tryin to get your cat to play fetch
#3206 [23:34] <Frostic> ??> LegendaryKoala mods
#3207 [23:34] <VoxelHead> LegendaryKoala: (mods) This channel is not a venue for mod support, or support for modded servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#3208 [23:34] <VoxelHead> LegendaryKoala: (mods) For single player mods, contact the mod's creator or try http://tiny.cc/modinstall for general installation instructions. For bukkit help, use #bukkit; you can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions.
#3209 [23:34] <LegendaryKoala> Yes frost, apologies I dont use irc often
#3210 [23:34] <LegendaryKoala> so I am unsure how to whisper back
#3211 [23:34] <hostiledude> dude i have been trying to figure out what is wrong with my start server.bat for a very long time and now telling me i wont need it when i get bukkit means i have wasted countless hours
#3212 [23:34] <hostiledude> trying to get it too work...
#3213 [23:34] <Frostic> LegendaryKoala read VoxelHead's messages
#3214 [23:35] <|Anthony|> i'm sorry, but i have to say it... if it is this difficult for you to get the vanilla server to even start...
#3215 [23:35] <|Anthony|> you shouldn't be running a server at all
#3216 [23:35] <LegendaryKoala> Where is said message?
#3217 [23:35] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you might need it for bukkit, but what you're tryin to run is not bukkit, but vanilla. So yes, you have wasted countless hours
#3218 [23:35] <|Anthony|> you didn't even know what a dir command is
#3219 [23:35] <Frostic> LegendaryKoala look up
#3220 [23:36] <LegendaryKoala> Ah, well the mod author is not providing any information as to why things are going astray
#3221 [23:36] <Deathspawn> lol |Anthony|
#3222 [23:36] <hostiledude> well i am not getting bukkit yet i am going to when i think i am ready to auctally run a server...i know im not ready yet but i am admins on 2 servers and mod on 1 and i have been trying
#3223 [23:36] <LegendaryKoala> as well as this is not an 'out of the box' mod installation
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#3225 [23:37] <hostiledude> to learn from the owners
#3226 [23:37] <|Anthony|> ^5 Deathspawn
#3227 [23:37] <LegendaryKoala> Im very much so versed in applying mods and containing them in multiple versions of minecraft
#3228 [23:37] <Frostic> well im sorry LegendaryKoala we dont support mods here
#3229 [23:37] <LegendaryKoala> Much like in my heading questiong, my issue lies within forge, and I am asking if this is the right place to gain assistance
#3230 [23:37] <Frostic> no this is not
#3231 [23:38] <LegendaryKoala> Do you know where I can possible join?
#3232 [23:38] <DiskDaemon> LegendaryKoala: Try the #minecraftforge channel
#3233 [23:38] <LegendaryKoala> thank you ^.^
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#3235 [23:38] <kohlrak> LegendaryKoala: it is not
#3236 [23:38] <Frostic> yes type /join #minecraftforge
#3237 [23:38] <hostiledude> there is a link to the minecraftforums that will help you will mods i would go thre
#3238 [23:38] <hostiledude> there*
#3239 [23:38] <LegendaryKoala> apologies if I offended
#3240 [23:38] <Frostic> you did not
#3241 [23:38] <Frostic> :)
#3242 [23:38] <Frostic> :)
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#3244 [23:39] <hostiledude> so have i wasted your guy's time by coming here or are you going to help me finish this?
#3245 [23:40] <kohlrak> hostiledude: there's nothing to finish. double click he Minecraft_Server file
#3246 [23:41] <hostiledude> im sorry i thought you need start server.bat to get bukkit and stuff sorry for wasting your time
#3247 [23:41] <Frostic> hostiledude: here it is download the minecraft_server.exe double click it :D instant server. now open minecraft and click add server anme it my server and add the address 127.0.0.1 and click done then connect to it :D
#3248 [23:42] <Frostic> name*
#3249 [23:42] <hostiledude> well i have it all even the ip i just thought to get bukkit start server.bat needed to work because i was soon planning to get bukkit for it
#3250 [23:42] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you need it for bukkit, but this is not bukkit. When you go to get bukkit, THEN worry about the bat.
#3251 [23:42] <Frostic> dude bukkit is completly different
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#3255 [23:44] <hostiledude> well when i am getting bukkit i will come back should i keep the dir stuff so i can show what i have and all that stuff later
#3256 [23:44] <Frostic> 1 you dont add anything to minecraft_server.exe to make it bukkit. bukkit its self is server software. you dont need vanilla for bukkit
#3257 [23:44] <hostiledude> ?
#3258 [23:44] <Frostic> no
#3259 [23:44] <maxxflame> http://pastebin.com/xyuYujD6
#3260 [23:44] <maxxflame> i need help with that^
#3261 [23:44] <Frostic> for bukkit try /join #bukkit
#3262 [23:44] <hostiledude> well i was just told that you need start server.bat to get bukkit..
#3263 [23:45] <hostiledude> i just wanted to get it working so i dont have any problems when i auctally am getting bukkit
#3264 [23:45] <Frostic> please kick this troll. noone said anything oif the sorts
#3265 [23:45] <kohlrak> hostiledude: you do need to get bukkit, but you don't have bukkit, so your bat serves no purpose.
#3266 [23:45] <hostiledude> im sorry i really am not trying to troll
#3267 [23:46] <maxxflame> http://pastebin.com/xyuYujD6 this?
#3268 [23:46] <maxxflame> needs attention!
#3269 [23:46] <Frostic> maxxflame first
#3270 [23:46] <oldtopman> ??> maxxflame forceupdate
#3271 [23:47] <Frostic> terrr
#3272 [23:47] <VoxelHead> maxxflame: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3273 [23:47] <VoxelHead> maxxflame: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.;;See http://i.imgur.com/5b09B.png for visual instructions.
#3274 [23:47] <Frostic> sorry lutzee
#3275 [23:47] <DiskDaemon> maxxflame: Please use the official Minecraft launcher when troubleshooting this issue
#3276 [23:47] <Frostic> first MagicMinecraftLauncher 1.0.0
#3277 [23:47] <Frostic> = a nono
#3278 [23:47] <hostiledude> im sorry i didnt know i will leave now and i am really sorry for wasting your time to help me so when i am going to get bukkit go the #bukkit channel?
#3279 [23:48] <DiskDaemon> hostiledude: Yes - there is also a #bukkithelp channel
#3280 [23:48] <hostiledude> ok thanks'
#3281 [23:48] <oldtopman> DiskDaemon: Nice catch.
#3282 [23:48] <oldtopman> did not see the crazy launcher.
#3283 [23:48] <DiskDaemon> you're welcome :)
#3284 [23:48] <hostiledude> bye thanks for atleast helping this far
#3285 [23:48] <maxxflame> VoxelHead if i force i will have to reinstall all my mods right?
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#3287 [23:49] <maxxflame> i have over 30
#3288 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> But now, I'm off to enjoy the Hobbit movie once again, with some friends
#3289 [23:49] <Frostic> maxxflame for 1 VoxelHead is a bot
#3290 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> maxxflame: You're welcome to backup your mods - that might be a good idea
#3291 [23:49] <DiskDaemon> maxxflame: We do not provide help or support for mods in this channel. We can help you to get Minecraft working, but not mods.
#3292 [23:50] <Frostic> 2 you need to contact the maker of your modded client we dont support it
#3293 [23:50] <DiskDaemon> maxxflame: I'll leave you in the capable hands of those who are here :)
#3294 [23:51] <Frostic> and by looking at this report yes a mod is bad. its looking for a class that is missing
#3295 [23:51] <Frostic> and by looking at this report yes a mod is bad. its looking for a class that is missing
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