#MinecraftHelp > 2016-09-02
#1 [00:00] <DrZaius> Kinda spoiled part of it
#2 [00:00] <DopeGhoti> I'm not the type to go all "Kevin Spacey is Kaizer Soze" if I hear someone's about to go watch The Usual Suspects for the first time.
#3 [00:00] <DrZaius> But anyway, there are three Dark Tower stories that star a young Roland.
#4 [00:00] <DrZaius> So now we need a young... Ibil... Ib... what's his name?
#5 [00:01] <DopeGhoti> Herobrine.
#6 [00:01] <DrZaius> waht
#7 [00:01] <pie_flavor> Idris Elba
#8 [00:01] <DrZaius> That's the name
#9 [00:01] <pie_flavor> inb4 morgan freeman plays Walter
#10 [00:01] <DrZaius> We need a young Idris Elba
#11 [00:01] <pie_flavor> Will Smith
#12 [00:02] <DrZaius> Morgan Freeman has already been in two Stephen King adaptations.
#13 [00:02] <DopeGhoti> No, Shawshank was Richard Bachmann :p
#14 [00:02] <DrZaius> Oh, WHATEVER
#15 [00:03] <DrZaius> Regulators or Desperation. Which one's better? Go!
#16 [00:03] <DopeGhoti> It's interesting looking at the differences between the King works and the Bachmann works.
#17 [00:03] <pie_flavor> I forget what Desperation is.
#18 [00:03] <DrZaius> Thus my question.
#19 [00:03] <pie_flavor> But Regulators wasn't all that good.
#20 [00:03] <DopeGhoti> The former are ususally more straight-up supernatural; the latter more psychological
#21 [00:03] <DrZaius> I liked both but Desperation just seemed better crafted.
#22 [00:03] <DopeGhoti> Which one is better? Whichever one I've read least recently.
#23 [00:03] <pie_flavor> which one was desperation?
#24 [00:04] <pie_flavor> Bachmann's an interesting style. Have you read the Long Walk?
#25 [00:04] <DrZaius> Kid and family go to small town with crazy officer killing everyone
#26 [00:04] <DopeGhoti> Probably my favorite
#27 [00:04] <DrZaius> Long Walk was good. Then he told the story again in Running Man. Stephen King likes to repeat stories.
#28 [00:04] <DopeGhoti> Though Rage was pretty good, even though it's been retconned out of existence
#29 [00:04] <DrZaius> I'm looking at you, It and Dreamcatcher
#30 [00:05] <DrZaius> Dreamcatcher actually makes reference to It. It's a kind of spiritual successor.
#31 [00:05] <DopeGhoti> I think that Long Walk and Running Man aren't really retelling the same story, just exploring different avenues of a theme
#32 [00:05] <DrZaius> Yeah, I'm exaggerating a bit.
#33 [00:05] <DrZaius> It's just a lot of the beats were the same.
#34 [00:06] <DopeGhoti> something something It and Randall Flagg and the Man in Black are all the same creature
#35 [00:06] <pie_flavor> can we talk about how the dark tower had too many of king's other books in them
#36 [00:06] <pie_flavor> and had himself in it
#37 [00:06] <DrZaius> It is a different beast
#38 [00:06] <pie_flavor> and had Richard Bachmann and his wife
#39 [00:06] <DopeGhoti> King writing himself into Song of Susannah is where I lost interest in the series.
#40 [00:06] <DrZaius> Maaaan
#41 [00:06] <pie_flavor> and how he made himself the fucking voice of Gan
#42 [00:06] <Absol> pie_flavor: Please keep it civil
#43 [00:06] <pie_flavor> aka the god of storytelling
#44 [00:07] <pie_flavor> it's painful
#45 [00:07] <DrZaius> It has more than one alter egos. There's Pennywise the Clown but there's also Robert Gray. In Dreamcatcher, the main villain is nicknamed Mr. Gray.
#46 [00:08] <pie_flavor> i still can't believe he put in the dude from Everything's Eventual
#47 [00:08] <DrZaius> I forget what he did.
#48 [00:08] <pie_flavor> how do you mean
#49 [00:08] <DrZaius> I remember the guy from Everything's Eventual, because I heard it most recently.
#50 [00:08] <DrZaius> I don't remember what he did anywhere else.
#51 [00:08] <pie_flavor> he was one of the beam breakers
#52 [00:09] <DrZaius> Yeah, I figured.
#53 [00:09] <DopeGhoti> "Everything's Eventual" is one of the best titles of anything ever, regardless of the medium it's connected to. In my opinion.
#54 [00:09] <pie_flavor> and they got the dudes out
#55 [00:09] <DrZaius> But did he do anything in specific?
#56 [00:09] <pie_flavor> DopeGhoti: Wouldn't say it's the best, but it's really good.
#57 [00:09] <DopeGhoti> I didn't say it's _the_ best; I said it's _one of_ the best.
#58 [00:09] <DrZaius> A character from Hearts in Atlantis also ends up a breaker.
#59 [00:09] <DopeGhoti> I'm highly reluctant to ever call out a "best" or "worst" anything.
#60 [00:10] <pie_flavor> haven't read that one
#61 [00:10] <DopeGhoti> Spoiler alert: some of it may or may not take place in Georgia.
#62 [00:11] <DrZaius> You know, I typed up this huge analysis of the video game Earthbound and in it, I compare Giygas to It.
#63 [00:11] <DrZaius> There are lots of parallels between the two.
#64 [00:11] <DopeGhoti> One of these days, I should play Earthbound. I hear it's good.
#65 [00:11] <DrZaius> It's great.
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#67 [00:11] <DopeGhoti> See?
#68 [00:12] <DrZaius> The main point of my analysis was to explain why I thought Earthbound was the 2001: A Space Odyssey of video games.
#69 [00:12] <pie_flavor> but then i'd feel obligated to play ness or lucas in smash bros
#70 [00:13] <DrZaius> Anyway, I was disappointed with The Shining.
#71 [00:13] <DrZaius> Seemed like it would've been better if it was longer.
#72 [00:13] <pie_flavor> I still haven't finished the stand
#73 [00:13] <pie_flavor> it's way too long
#74 [00:14] <DrZaius> Keep in mind I used audiobooks, not actual books. So I loved all the long stuff, like The Stand and Dark Tower.
#75 [00:14] <pie_flavor> have you yet listened to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on audiobook
#76 [00:15] <DrZaius> No. I haven't really strayed far from Stephen King. I wanted to finish his stuff first before branching out.
#77 [00:15] <DrZaius> Though I did listen to a few Wizard of Oz books.
#78 [00:15] <pie_flavor> you listened to Skeleton Crew yet?
#79 [00:16] <DrZaius> I believe so.
#80 [00:16] <pie_flavor> Everything's Eventual?
#81 [00:16] <DrZaius> I've listened to almost everything.
#82 [00:16] <pie_flavor> Four Past Midnight?
#83 [00:16] <DrZaius> Just missing a few things from 2000s and maybe something from the 90s
#84 [00:16] <pie_flavor> Under The Dome?
#85 [00:16] <DrZaius> Not Under the Dome.
#86 [00:17] <DrZaius> You know, of all the books Stephen King makes references to in his stories, Dead Zone is mentioned most often. Cujo might be second and It third.
#87 [00:17] <pie_flavor> I have yet to see an external Cujo reference.
#88 [00:17] <pie_flavor> Have you read Christine?
#89 [00:17] <DrZaius> Every book from the late 80s and early 90s has to mention the story of the guy who woke up with powers and captured that serial killer.
#90 [00:18] <DrZaius> Yes. There's a subtle reference to Christine in... which book was it? Ugh, I forget, but the reference was so subtle.
#91 [00:19] <DrZaius> Christine was great. There's a scene where you can pinpoint the exact moment the main character loses his frickin' mind just by reading to his dialog get gradually angrier and crazier.
#92 [00:19] <pie_flavor> nailed it https://anonmgur.com/up/d32dd562523378795300ffcfbddad879.png
#93 [00:19] <pie_flavor> piracy rules
#94 [00:19] <DopeGhoti> DrZaius: Do you know whether the audiobooks you read were abridged? I know a lot of King audiobooks are suchlike, and are missing a _lot_ of meat on their bones.
#95 [00:19] <pie_flavor> DopeGhoti: read/listened to/
#96 [00:20] <DrZaius> Mine weren't.
#97 [00:20] <pie_flavor> DopeGhoti: s/read/listened to/
#98 [00:20] <ExtremeBot> pie_flavor thinks DopeGhoti meant to say: DrZaius: Do you know whether the audiobooks you listened to were abridged? I know a lot of King audiobooks are suchlike, and are missing a _lot_ of meat on their bones.
#99 [00:20] <DrZaius> They all said unabridged.
#100 [00:20] <DopeGhoti> No, I meant what I said.
#101 [00:20] <pie_flavor> you don't read audiobooks
#102 [00:20] <pie_flavor> they're read to you
#103 [00:20] <DopeGhoti> you do; you read with your ears rather than your eyes is all
#104 [00:20] <DrZaius> YEAH
#105 [00:20] <DopeGhoti> but you are sill having words projected into your brain
#106 [00:21] <DrZaius> Anyway, pie, Wind through the Keyhole makes some minor changes to established canon.
#107 [00:21] <pie_flavor> i recently lost my other edition of The Gunslinger
#108 [00:21] <pie_flavor> i really want it back
#109 [00:21] <DrZaius> Not so much established canon but... unclarified canon that left the readers to make certain assumptions.
#110 [00:22] <pie_flavor> the one i have left is the stupider one, where it has 'modern-day' slang in Tull
#111 [00:22] <pie_flavor> 'What are you dudes doing?' etc
#112 [00:23] <DrZaius> The audiobook for Wind through the Keyhole was read by Stephen King himself. He actually did a really good job, especially when he voices this one dark character.
#113 [00:23] <pie_flavor> YES THE EBOOK I GOT IS THE GOOD VERSION
#114 [00:24] <DrZaius> Geez, I still need to go back to Minecraft to figure out this structure block thing.
#115 [00:24] * pie_flavor reads the good version even though i just read the bad version three days ago
#115 [00:24] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: has it corrupted your system32 folder yet?
#116 [00:24] <DrZaius> Uhhhhh, no?
#117 [00:24] <pie_flavor> idk how vista behaves when things attempt to work properly
#118 [00:24] <pie_flavor> things working properly aren't really part of vista's spec
#119 [00:24] <DrZaius> The things I've had to do to keep this computer running... it's like hitting an engine with a wrench.
#120 [00:25] <DopeGhoti> King's voice work when he narrates audiobooks is absolutely fantastic.
#121 [00:25] <DopeGhoti> he's a really good narrator.
#122 [00:25] <DrZaius> Anyway, I've listened to so much Stephen King while working on my adventure maps, I couldn't help but implement certain elements from his work, particularly Dark Tower, into my maps.
#123 [00:26] <DopeGhoti> Well, since Dark Tower has metastasized into just about everything else he's written since the mid-to-late 1990s, it's rather apropos (:
#124 [00:26] <DrZaius> My latest map kinda recreates that underground mineshaft, or whatever it was, with all the mutant zombies from the first Gunslinger.
#125 [00:26] <DrZaius> -first
#126 [00:27] <pie_flavor> I see so many maps that are incredibly cool
#127 [00:27] <pie_flavor> and I always think 'would this have been better with a plugin instead of command blocks?'
#128 [00:27] <DopeGhoti> that reminds me, I need to fix mine.
#129 [00:27] <pie_flavor> i really want to be able to make a plugin that powers someone's map
#130 [00:27] <pie_flavor> for Sponge
#131 [00:27] <DrZaius> I have to fix the commands featuring sounds in my older maps...
#132 [00:28] <DrZaius> Stupid 1.9 update.
#133 [00:28] <pie_flavor> you're a stupid 1.9 update
#134 [00:28] <pie_flavor> sponge is smart
#135 [00:28] <pie_flavor> sponge goes straight from 1.8 to 1.10
#136 [00:28] <DrZaius> :'(
#137 [00:28] <pie_flavor> no 1.9 involved
#138 [00:28] <DrZaius> Just like Windows
#139 [00:28] <DrZaius> Sponge = Windows
#140 [00:29] <pie_flavor> Sponge : Bukkit :: Scala : Java
#141 [00:29] <DrZaius> I know what Bukkit and Java are.
#142 [00:30] <DrZaius> Coffee and a container to put the coffee in.
#143 [00:30] <DopeGhoti> Always got a kick out of seeing http://home.ghoti.me/~minecraft/map/#/286/64/1195/-2/0/0
#144 [00:30] <DrZaius> Ha ha
#145 [00:30] <DrZaius> Make some donuts
#146 [00:30] <DopeGhoti> (also yay, I fixed it. Silly API keys)
#147 [00:30] <pie_flavor> hell's bells
#148 [00:30] <DrZaius> I thought the R's were red.
#149 [00:31] <pie_flavor> what
#150 [00:31] <DrZaius> They were in the SNES version anyway.
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#152 [00:31] <DopeGhoti> only in EGA and SNES SimCity
#153 [00:31] <DopeGhoti> yeah
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#155 [00:31] <pie_flavor> kek
#156 [00:31] <pie_flavor> There is no web site, only Zuul.
#157 [00:31] <DrZaius> I gotta show my brother this.
#158 [00:31] <DrZaius> He's into Sim City but doesn't like Minecraft because it's all blocky.
#159 [00:31] <DopeGhoti> Feel free
#160 [00:32] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard
#161 [00:32] <DrZaius> I KNOW!
#162 [00:32] <pie_flavor> sim city's voxel based too
#163 [00:32] <DopeGhoti> (aside: I remain proud that everything we built on that server, we did legitimately, in Survival mode)
#164 [00:32] <pie_flavor> i really want Simburbia 2, btw
#165 [00:33] <DopeGhoti> pie_flavor: only versions after SC2K
#166 [00:33] <pie_flavor> speaking of best minecraft maps ever
#167 [00:33] <pie_flavor> i actually managed to get every cool item and town hall design
#168 [00:34] <DrZaius> I've actually only completed two adventure maps and working on a third to complete a trilogy. An Amazing Adventure! Adventure maps filled with... mazes.
#169 [00:34] <DrZaius> So yeah, pun intended.
#170 [00:34] <DopeGhoti> Has someone done a Minecraft version of The Witness yet?
#171 [00:34] <DrZaius> I think I saw something like that.
#172 [00:34] <pie_flavor> i really want someone to build an amazing map that I then write a Sponge plugin to power
#173 [00:34] <DrZaius> But how can they capture the same level of pretentiousness with blocks?
#174 [00:34] <pie_flavor> command blocks can only do so much
#175 [00:35] <DrZaius> What can they not do?
#176 [00:35] <pie_flavor> oh yeah: the version of the gunslinger that i lost doesn't have any references to 19 in it
#177 [00:35] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: they can't read, write, and interpret complex custom data
#178 [00:36] <DrZaius> Oh... custom data... eh
#179 [00:36] <pie_flavor> they can only store variables using contrived scoreboard nonsense, and can barely read it
#180 [00:36] <pie_flavor> the extent of an 'output' is a redstone signal
#181 [00:36] <DrZaius> Not necessarily.
#182 [00:36] <pie_flavor> they can't define custom commands or listen to specific events
#183 [00:36] <DrZaius> Command blocks have replaced some redstone circuitry in my map.
#184 [00:38] <DrZaius> I want a command block to force open a user's Notepad with the text: "Stop playing Minecraft and get a job."
#185 [00:38] <pie_flavor> you can only do that with a client mod
#186 [00:39] <pie_flavor> actually
#187 [00:39] <pie_flavor> wait
#188 [00:39] <pie_flavor> you know how if you click a screenshot it opens
#189 [00:39] <Andrio> You mean the link in the chat?
#190 [00:40] <pie_flavor> yea
#191 [00:41] <pie_flavor> wait, nvm, you can't use it in commands
#192 [00:41] <pie_flavor> although
#193 [00:41] <pie_flavor> nvm again, openUrl needs http or https
#194 [00:41] <Andrio> Uh, yes you can.
#195 [00:43] <pie_flavor> /tellraw can't be used with openFile afaik
#196 [00:44] <DrZaius> Ugh, stupid structure blocks...
#197 [00:45] <Andrio> Why wouldn't it?
#198 [00:45] <Andrio> Unless that's specifically blocked
#199 [00:46] <DrZaius> pie, I only need one corner block, right?
#200 [00:46] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: Right.
#201 [00:46] <pie_flavor> One Save block at one corner, and one Corner block at the other corner
#202 [00:46] <pie_flavor> Or you could enter the coordinates themselves.
#203 [00:47] <bmintz> oh it has to be save block at the lowest xyz corner
#204 [00:47] <pie_flavor> Andrio: Yes, it's specifically blocked. Only accesible client-side.
#205 [00:47] <DrZaius> Yeah, but I want to figure out the Corner system.
#206 [00:47] <bmintz> corner block at other end
#207 [00:47] <pie_flavor> DAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT
#208 [00:47] <Andrio> Ah.
#209 [00:47] <pie_flavor> GAH
#210 [00:47] <pie_flavor> save blocks check upwards in all directions
#211 [00:47] <pie_flavor> i'm stupid
#212 [00:47] <bmintz> ok so y coord doesnt matter
#213 [00:47] <bmintz> but x and z do?
#214 [00:47] <DrZaius> So a save block does not scan downward?
#215 [00:48] <bmintz> dont think so
#216 [00:48] <DrZaius> So that's why pie was telling me to have them switch places.
#217 [00:49] <DrZaius> Still ain't workin'...
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#219 [00:51] <pie_flavor> awh
#220 [00:52] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: so the Save is at the minimum xyz and the Corner is at the maximum?
#221 [00:53] <DrZaius> Save on bottom, corner on top.
#222 [00:53] <DrZaius> I have the Save block outside of where the outline should appear. Should the Corner block be WITHIN the outline?
#223 [00:54] <DrZaius> I'm just gonna put a bunch of corner blocks everywhere.
#224 [00:55] <pie_flavor> DrZaius: At the minimum x and z too?
#225 [00:56] <DrZaius> I'll give you the coordinates I currently have them.
#226 [00:56] <pie_flavor> As in, if the thing's 22 wide, the Save's at x=47 and the Corner's at x=69?
#227 [00:57] <DrZaius> Save: 242 68 416 Corner: 234 73 416 The structure is 4 blocks high and 7 blocks wide.
#228 [00:59] <DrZaius> Let me do another swap...
#229 [00:59] <pie_flavor> put the save at 234 68 416 and the corner at 242 73 416
#230 [01:00] <DrZaius> I did just that.
#231 [01:00] <pie_flavor> like i was saying
#232 [01:00] <pie_flavor> minimum x
#233 [01:00] <DrZaius> Didn't work
#234 [01:01] <pie_flavor> anyway, imma sign off for the night
#235 [01:01] <pie_flavor> hope you figure out your problem
#236 [01:01] <DrZaius> NOOOoooo
#237 [01:01] * DrZaius need help
#237 [01:01] <pie_flavor> but i'd love to get six hours of sleep instead of my normal four and a half
#238 [01:01] <DrZaius> Fair enough. G'night.
#239 [01:02] <pie_flavor> night
#240 [01:02] <DrZaius> The only thing I can think of is maybe the values I'm putting in the Save block aren't right...
#241 [01:02] <pie_flavor> or the name
#242 [01:02] <pie_flavor> night
#243 [01:02] <DrZaius> THE NAME IS RIGHT!
#244 [01:03] * pie_flavor night
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#251 [01:14] <DrZaius> Oh, God, I figured it out...
#252 [01:14] <DrZaius> Someone on Youtube had to tell me because the wiki definitely didn't explain it right.
#253 [01:15] <mattym> DrZaius, WHat was it?
#254 [01:15] <DrZaius> There have to be two corner blocks. The corner block isn't supposed to be opposite of the save block, which was my understanding.
#255 [01:15] <DrZaius> That's number 1.
#256 [01:15] <mattym> Hmm, maybe the wiki has become outdated
#257 [01:16] <DrZaius> Number 2, the corner blocks have to be diagnally opposite of each other, even if the structure is only one block wide.
#258 [01:16] <DrZaius> Which I suppose makes sense.
#259 [01:20] <DrZaius> I suppose I could've just used Youtube from the beginning but then I wouldn't have had this fascinating Stephen King conversation. :p
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#274 [02:22] <yodabich> my computer says that things are out of date for the graphics and to run a scan but nothing was needed to be updated
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#279 [02:26] <DaCakee> Hello please help me, I just changed my name and now it just keeps coming up as Failed to login: Invalid session (Try restarting your game)
#280 [02:27] <yodabich> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23123187/
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#282 [02:27] <DaCakee> Um hellp?
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#284 [02:27] <DaCakee> anyone?
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#289 [02:28] <Donivin> My minecraft wont launch
#290 [02:28] <DaCakee> Hello please help me, I just changed my name and now it just keeps coming up as Failed to login: Invalid session (Try restarting your game)
#291 [02:28] <Donivin> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23123210/
#292 [02:29] <DaCakee> I tried restarting but it doesn't seem to work..
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#294 [02:29] <DaCakee> Man i've been here for around 5mins still no answer
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#307 [03:33] <Guest68857> I cant open minecraft pe
#308 [03:34] <Guest68857> Every time I try to open it it goes to home screen
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#310 [03:40] <TheLovleyGuy> WTF WHY ME HERE I WAS ON /JOIN FTB
#311 [03:40] <TheLovleyGuy> DO /JOIN #SkyBlcok
#312 [03:40] <Guest90591> i cant open mcpe if i try it goes to homescreen
#313 [03:40] <TheLovleyGuy> DO /JOIN #SkyFactory
#314 [03:40] <TheLovleyGuy> DO /JOIN #SkyFactory
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#316 [03:40] <Guest90591> what
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#318 [03:43] <Guest90591> i cant load up mcpe
#319 [03:58] <Guest90591> tities
#320 [04:08] <grandrolf> Guest90591: did you try and restart your device?
#321 [04:15] <Guest90591> yes
#322 [04:16] <Guest90591> but it didnt work
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#338 [04:58] <Hugo> Hi my names is james how are you
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#343 [05:05] <TubbPlayz> I recently installed Minecraft onto my windows 10 computer and tried to launch it but it just told me my drivers were outdated so I went to fix this problem but when I tried to install the driver it said it couldn't. I looked around and people said it was my windows 10 not being compatible with minecraft but it worked on my old computer. Help me! Here are my specs http://paste.ubuntu.com/23123544/
#344 [05:06] <Andrio> Well, Minecraft is compatible with Windows 10.
#345 [05:06] <Andrio> TubbPlayz, I'm afraid your graphics controller is not supported on Windows 10. You'll need to downgrade to Windows 7, or use a newer PC.
#346 [05:06] <Andrio> ??> TubbPlayz win/downgrade
#347 [05:06] <Absol> TubbPlayz: To downgrade from Windows 10 to a previous version, please follow this link: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/references/windows-10/check-compatibility/#downgrade
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#349 [05:10] <TubbPlayz> Thanks very much
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#355 [05:27] <stephen> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23123700/
#356 [05:28] <stephen> i dont understand what is wrong
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#362 [05:39] <stephen> are you going to help me???
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#368 [05:50] <starfinz> I need help
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#374 [06:02] <beastmodefreek> .
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#382 [06:30] <Binger> I purchased minecraft for my 10 year old daughter we downloaded Ithe onto our hp laptop windows 8 everytime my daughter tryst to play it will start to load then say java (tm) platform see binary has stopped working
#383 [06:31] <Binger> Close the program
#384 [06:31] <Binger> It will not let her play
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#387 [06:33] <Binger> Then under game output after minecraft game closes it says server thread/warn]
#388 [06:34] <Binger> Can't keep up!did the system time change, or is the server overloaded? Running5710ms behind, skipping 114 tick
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#391 [06:37] <Binger> Under launch log it says couldn't delete c:\users\libby\appdata\roaming\.minecraft\version\1.10.2\1.10.2-natives-38291428515795
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#402 [07:04] <ranking888> Asitzi Aidcor computer version is deleted and now I have to pay again and I can not stand the amount how can download it again I have the name and password of my previous
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#408 [07:16] <Dale> Hi
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#410 [07:16] <Dale> Can someone help me with redstone
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#414 [07:24] <JX-PeaceKeeper> I started playing MC on the PC about a month ago and i started on 1.10.2 but now I wanted to play around with some mods so i downgraded to 1.9.4, got Forge from this site (http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.9.4.html) then i got some mods if you need which ones i can provide that, first time i went in it said my forge was out of date so i got that one (it was saying i neeeded 12.
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#417 [07:27] <JX-PeaceKeeper> after that i got another thing pop up saying that the Steam Engines mod was for an older version so i got rid of that, now when i start the game it loads almost fully and according to the game output log it does finish loading but then i go to launcher log and it says this (from when i hit "Play")
#418 [07:27] <JX-PeaceKeeper> [08:12:26 INFO]: Getting syncinfo for selected version [08:12:26 INFO]: Queueing library & version downloads [08:12:26 INFO]: Download job 'Version & Libraries' started (16 threads, 39 files) [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\httpcomponents\httpclient\4.3.3\httpclient-4.3.3.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0) [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting
#419 [07:27] <misiaer> 能說中文嗎@@
#420 [07:27] <Gigi> hello, I have a problem : I bought minecraft but when I log into my account , I was told to buy it when it's already done !!! Help me!
#421 [07:28] <JX-PeaceKeeper> 4.6\jopt-simple-4.6.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0) [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecwav\20101023\codecwav-20101023.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0)[08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\io\netty\netty-all\4.0.23.Final\netty-all-4.0.23.Final.jar for job 'Versi
#422 [07:28] <JX-PeaceKeeper> [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\it\unimi\dsi\fastutil\7.0.12_mojang\fastutil-7.0.12_mojang.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0) [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\minecraft\launchwrapper\1.12\launchwrapper-1.12.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0)
#423 [07:28] <JX-PeaceKeeper> [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jutils\jutils\1.0.0\jutils-1.0.0.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0) [08:12:26 INFO]: Attempting to download C:\Users\xavier\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\libraryjavasound\20101123\libraryjavasound-20101123.jar for job 'Version & Libraries'... (try 0)
#424 [07:28] <Andrio> ??> JX-PeaceKeeper mods
#425 [07:28] <Absol> JX-PeaceKeeper: This channel is not a venue for mod/plugin support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#426 [07:28] <Absol> JX-PeaceKeeper: For support, you may /join #ftb (except for Optifine), contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#427 [07:29] <Andrio> Gigi, did you choose a profile name?
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#429 [07:29] <JX-PeaceKeeper> sorry
#430 [07:29] <Gigi> no
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#432 [07:29] <Andrio> Gigi, did you get an email receipt?
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#435 [07:30] <Gigi> Yes , my bank account!
#436 [07:31] <Andrio> sorry?
#437 [07:31] <Gigi> Yes,I have a receipt on my bank account!
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#439 [07:32] <Andrio> Do you have one in your email inbox?
#440 [07:32] <Andrio> Anyway, your Mojang account page should let you choose a profile name
#441 [07:32] <Gigi> yes
#442 [07:32] <Andrio> ok
#443 [07:32] <Andrio> The same email address you're trying to log in with, right?
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#445 [07:33] <Gigi> yes!
#446 [07:33] <Andrio> OK
#447 [07:33] <Andrio> Go to https://account.mojang.com/me.
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#449 [07:36] <TheLovleyGuy> Hi
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#451 [07:37] <Gigi> when my purchase is not asked me to put a nickname!
#452 [07:38] <Andrio> Gigi, go to https://account.mojang.com/me.
#453 [07:38] <Gigi> it does not work!
#454 [07:38] <Andrio> hm... what does that show?
#455 [07:41] <Gigi> I was told to put a nick and my email and my password, but I was never asked to put a nickname!
#456 [07:41] <Andrio> Nick?
#457 [07:42] <Gigi> what?
#458 [07:42] <Andrio> What do you mean by 'a nick'?
#459 [07:42] <Gigi> a nickname
#460 [07:43] <Gigi> sorry
#461 [07:43] <Andrio> You contradicted yourself...
#462 [07:44] <Gigi> why?
#463 [07:45] <Gigi> ?
#464 [07:45] <Gigi> ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#465 [07:46] <Andrio> ??> Gigi account/bug/demo
#466 [07:46] <Absol> Gigi: Please see this article: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/1218766-can-only-play-minecraft-demo if you are only able to play the Demo after having purchased the game.
#467 [07:46] <Gigi> ok
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#469 [07:53] <Gigi> it does not work give me a download link please
#470 [07:55] <Andrio> Does your Mojang account page show that you have bought Minecraft?
#471 [07:56] <Gigi> no
#472 [07:56] <Andrio> Perhaps you should contact Mojang about that, then.
#473 [07:56] <Andrio> ??> Gigi account/send-email
#474 [07:56] <Absol> Gigi: Send an email to Mojang with your Transaction ID and/or gift code, Mojang account email/Minecraft.net email, and any other relevant information, via here: http://is.gd/email_mojang
#475 [07:56] <Absol> Gigi: Refer to https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back- for wait times on replies
#476 [08:00] <Gigi> thanck you very much son of a bitch
#477 [08:00] <Absol> Gigi: Please keep it civil
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#481 [08:04] <Andrio> Someone had the idiot ball today...
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#494 [08:38] <kakash> minecraft
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#510 [09:03] <ooggie> hi i cant buy the game
#511 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> What happens when you try?
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#521 [09:19] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
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#527 [09:24] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#528 [09:24] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#529 [09:24] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#530 [09:24] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
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#534 [09:24] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
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#536 [09:25] <wrenchturner> CMON GUYS IS THIS A HELP SERVER OR WHAT????????????????????????????
#537 [09:25] <wrenchturner> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#539 [09:26] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#540 [09:27] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#541 [09:27] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
#542 [09:27] <wrenchturner> me and my sister cant connect to each other through lan anymore
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#549 [10:01] <jashan> i buy minecraft and now i cant enter in serverversc
#550 [10:02] <jashan> in servers premium help plz
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#552 [10:03] <jashan> help plz
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#554 [10:09] <_LordSnow_> For some reason I've been able to play minecraft on my Mac 10.5.8 but when I tried to play on my other Mac which is also a Mac 10.5.8, i am unable to open minecraft
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#558 [10:16] <BoTidO> hi, i'v installed minecraft on my new computer with widows 7 64bit, it succeed. But when i want to play i have this message "problem copying the file with the following error code: 5"
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#562 [10:22] <BoTidO> i've found the solution here "http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/support/unmodified-minecraft-client/2324393-error-code-5"
#563 [10:22] <BoTidO> bye
#564 [10:22] <BoTidO> bye
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#568 [10:26] <anoukie> hello,
#569 [10:28] <anoukie> Yvesterday minecraft stopped after it was working for four months.At that moment it said out of memory.I googled a bit around,the computer should be able to handle it,i have the right version of Java.I tried to change java from 1 to 2gb,that all didnt work.I reinstalled Minecraft...I have it running on windows 10 op my pc
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#577 [10:36] <thekilleralexis> boujour
#578 [10:36] <Jo> I have trouble open the app. It just say" minecraft have stopped working" with two alternatives "ok" and "send rapport" then nothing hapends
#579 [10:37] <thekilleralexis> french plz
#580 [10:37] <thekilleralexis> en francais plz
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#583 [10:38] <Jo> Plz means? I'm not very good at this...
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#587 [10:40] <thekilleralexis> #minecrafthelp
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#589 [10:40] <thekilleralexis> pourquoi je ne peux pasme connecter sur funarea
#590 [10:41] <thekilleralexis> pourquoi je ne peux pas me connecter sur funarea
#591 [10:43] <Tweecy> My Minecraft keeps crashing. I think it says that I need to update my graphic drivers, so I went on Google and searched for 'Opengl", but I need to pay. I asked my dad and he said that it was a scam. I tried multiple other ways, but I still can't figure out how to update my graphic drivers
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#595 [10:44] <GreyVulpine> Tweecy - Follow the directions at: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/#dxdiag
#596 [10:44] <thekilleralexis> pourquoi je ne peux pas me connecter sur funarea
#597 [10:44] <GreyVulpine> Nous ne parlons pas français ici , désolé .
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#599 [10:45] <kinggoesgaming> Oh my god the number of pings I got from this channel
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#601 [10:45] <kinggoesgaming> Steven king... Idk
#602 [10:45] <Tweecy> GreyVulpine, I've done this before, but I don't understand how to do the last step
#603 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> Give us the link to your dxdiag, Tweecy
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#605 [10:47] <Tweecy> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124410/
#606 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> Tweecy - Unfortunately, since that computer was updated to a later version of windows, Intel has no longer released updated video drivers for your system's video chipset. You have a few choices at this point. Either downgrade and reinstall a prior version of windows, or find a different computer to play minecraft on.
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#610 [10:52] <engjordi> I´ve just bought the minecraft in a old windows 7 laptop and the minecraft launcher failed once it would seem will do the instalation till the end. the error message is A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x27253e88, pid=288, tid=3288 # # JRE version: Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (8.0_25-b18) (build 1.8.0_25-b18) # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM)
#611 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> engjordi - Please copy the entirety of the error log to http://paste.ubuntu.com and submit it, then give us the URL
#612 [10:53] <engjordi> done
#613 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the URL
#614 [10:54] <engjordi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124427/
#615 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> When exactly does it crash?
#616 [10:55] <Tweecy> when I hit the play button
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#618 [10:58] <engjordi> first the minecraft 1.10.2 was open after the minecraft launcher 1.6.62 was working when i press the Play button and downloading the.jar files
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#621 [10:59] <WhereIsTheProof> I can't login to my minecraft account. I may not remember my password
#622 [10:59] <WhereIsTheProof> Email8
#623 [11:00] <engjordi> then the screenshot with the error log apperars
#624 [11:01] <WhereIsTheProof> https://gyazo.com/9477126aaade6d6f48a1c44b31b065ec
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#631 [11:05] <Guest55607> How do I uninstall .7
#632 [11:05] <engjordi> I have the log file if you need it
#633 [11:06] <Guest55607> K
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#635 [11:07] <engjordi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124477/
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#637 [11:09] <Guest55607> I need it in download er
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#639 [11:09] <engjordi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124477/'
#640 [11:09] <engjordi> any idea what is the problem and how to solve it?
#641 [11:09] <Guest55607> No
#642 [11:10] <Guest55607> Not relly
#643 [11:10] <Slayer> Hey I have an issue with mc on my desktop. The textures go crazy should we redownload mc or something?
#644 [11:10] <Guest55607> Do both
#645 [11:10] <Slayer> I might be able to get a picture of whats going on.
#646 [11:11] <Guest55607> Hey engjordi I need it in downloader not ubuntu
#647 [11:12] <engjordi> ok, how does it works?
#648 [11:13] <Guest55607> I don't want the nature thing and I don't now how to uninstall the update
#649 [11:14] <Slayer> Can someone help with this graphics issue? prnscr.com/cdd4xl
#650 [11:14] <Slayer> prntscr
#651 [11:15] <MinerArty> Hi. I used vibrant shaders and kept the render settings on normal, used ultra shader settings, didn't double up or mess with the settings in optifine, other than to get the shader working, and I'm getting only about 30 FPS. The minimum, on the website, was 50 FPS on ultra settings with a GTX 960. I have a GTX 980 and an i7 4.0 (without overclocking) quad-core CPU. I'm guessing the Minecraft software is limiting the FPS or grap
#652 [11:15] <Guest55607> Hey slayer try re getting the texture
#653 [11:15] <Guest55607> Um hi...
#654 [11:15] <Slayer> F3 + T Ive tried that
#655 [11:15] <Slayer> I know some things
#656 [11:15] <Guest55607> Oh
#657 [11:15] <MinerArty> I allocated 12 GB of RAM to it. Does anyone know what's going on with it?
#658 [11:16] <Slayer> Yea it didn't work
#659 [11:16] <MinerArty> Sorry if I'm interrupting anything.
#660 [11:16] <Slayer> I've tried restarting mc and the pc.
#661 [11:16] <Guest55607> hey Slayer try deleting the texture
#662 [11:16] <Slayer> ?\
#663 [11:16] <Slayer> What do you mean
#664 [11:17] <Guest55607> Delete and get it
#665 [11:17] <Slayer> Oh delete mcs main texture pack
#666 [11:17] <Slayer> ok
#667 [11:17] <Slayer> I'll try that so it redownloads it
#668 [11:17] <Guest55607> I'm just some random dude telling me what to do and I'm on my phone right now
#669 [11:18] <Guest55607> Sorry for any mis spells
#670 [11:18] <engjordi> hi Guest55607 how I should send you the log file throuhg donwloader?
#671 [11:18] <Slayer> Everything in assets I believe?
#672 [11:18] <Guest55607> Yes
#673 [11:18] <MinerArty> Okay. That's okay.
#674 [11:18] <Slayer> Ok
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#679 [11:19] <engjordi> sorry my ignorance
#680 [11:19] <Guest55607> I'm on pocket edition
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#682 [11:20] <Slayer> Ok launching mc now
#683 [11:20] <Slayer> Hopefully it works
#684 [11:21] <Slayer> Thx dude!
#685 [11:21] <Guest55607> How do you delete an update on Pocket Editio
#686 [11:21] <Guest55607> N
#687 [11:21] <Slayer> That actually work
#688 [11:21] <Slayer> ed
#689 [11:22] <Guest55607> Really!
#690 [11:22] <Slayer> Yeah
#691 [11:22] <Guest55607> Nice
#692 [11:22] <Slayer> The graphics are back to normal
#693 [11:22] <Guest55607> Good
#694 [11:23] <Guest55607> Also how do I uninstall the nature update aka .7
#695 [11:24] <Slayer> Yep texture pack is working to
#696 [11:24] <MinerArty> I can't find anywhere on the internet that can help me. I'm hoping someone here can.
#697 [11:24] <Slayer> Bye
#698 [11:25] <Guest55607> Engjordi pls help me
#699 [11:26] <Guest55607> Hello?
#700 [11:26] <MinerArty> Bye slayer.
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#702 [11:27] <mattym> Guest55607, What is the issue you are having?
#703 [11:27] <MinerArty> Hi.
#704 [11:27] <Guest55607> I can't uninstall the nature update for pe
#705 [11:27] <mattym> MinerArty, And in your search you have once again found a place that cant help. We dont do mod support here.
#706 [11:27] <Guest55607> Its not mod its update
#707 [11:28] <mattym> Guest55607, There are no ways to re-install older versions of PE
#708 [11:28] <Guest55607> Crap
#709 [11:28] <Guest55607> Well
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#711 [11:28] <Guest55607> I'm screwed
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#713 [11:29] <MinerArty> Does anyone else need help?
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#716 [11:30] <MinerArty> Should I repost my problem?
#717 [11:31] <MinerArty> I'll repost it incase I should.
#718 [11:31] <MinerArty> Hi. I used vibrant shaders and kept the render settings on normal, used ultra shader settings, didn't double up or mess with the settings in optifine, other than to get the shader working, and I'm getting only about 30 FPS. The minimum, on the website, was 50 FPS on ultra settings with a GTX 960. I have a GTX 980 and an i7 4.0 (without overclocking) quad-core CPU. I'm guessing the Minecraft software is limiting the FPS or grap
#719 [11:32] <MinerArty> Is anyone there?
#720 [11:33] <MinerArty> Bye.
#721 [11:33] <mattym> MinerArty, As I just told you, we dont help with mods
#722 [11:33] <MinerArty> Okay, sorry.
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#737 [11:47] <Slayer> Hi Im having trouble trying to mod minecraft
#738 [11:47] <mattym> ??> Slayer mods
#739 [11:47] <Absol> Slayer: This channel is not a venue for mod/plugin support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#740 [11:47] <Absol> Slayer: For support, you may /join #ftb (except for Optifine), contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
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#743 [11:47] <mattym> ??> Slayer mods
#744 [11:47] <Absol> Slayer: This channel is not a venue for mod/plugin support, or support for modded clients or servers. As it is impossible for anybody to know every combination of mods out there, this channel does not assist with unofficial third-party modded content.
#745 [11:47] <Absol> Slayer: For support, you may /join #ftb (except for Optifine), contact the mod's creator. You can also search Google for a mod's installation instructions or support venues.
#746 [11:47] <Slayer> yeah
#747 [11:48] <Slayer> I cant use 2 versions
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#749 [11:48] <mattym> Slayer, Read what Absol wrote
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#751 [11:48] <Slayer> I need optfine for fps But another for forge any help?
#752 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with mods here, unfortunately.
#753 [11:49] <Slayer> well
#754 [11:49] <Slayer> thats great
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#782 [12:41] <BeardedDragon15> i want to give myself a chest containing custom items from TheRedEngineer's Lego command (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhtpaAGgBnk), how do i do that?
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#790 [12:49] <sofyan> Hey if i start mc than it crashes! http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124969/
#791 [12:49] <sofyan> i am at windows 7
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#794 [12:54] <sofyan> Hey if i start mc than it crashes! http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124969/ Hey if i start mc than it crashes! http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124969/
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#798 [12:56] <SofyanAli> Hey if i start my minecraft than it crashes. i am at windows 7 http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124969/
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#807 [12:59] <SofyanAli> Hey if i start my minecraft than it crashes. i am at windows 7 http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124969/
#808 [13:00] <Klaus> Hey I have a question, can anyone give me a brief description of my issue along with my DxDiag report link. http://paste.ubuntu.com/23124998/
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#813 [13:03] <Klaus> Irgendjemand der deutsch spricht und mir helfen könnte?
#814 [13:04] <EnderClaudy> I can't log in in my premium account minecraft.. I buy it on G2A last year and I used it for long time. Now I changed my password but I don't remember it. I did "Change your password" but when I go on the email of the account (russian) I don't recieve email. How can I change my password and migrate email?
#815 [13:08] <Klaus> Nice that you all answer
#816 [13:09] <EnderClaudy> yes
#817 [13:09] <EnderClaudy> ...
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#820 [13:12] <Klaus> Shitttyyy
#821 [13:12] <Absol> Klaus: Please keep it civil
#822 [13:12] <Klaus> Why you dont answer???
#823 [13:13] <Klaus> It's an casual problem please help me
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#827 [13:18] <Klaus> Why are you here?
#828 [13:18] <Klaus> mathafakaz
#829 [13:18] <Klaus> nobody answers
#830 [13:18] <Klaus> why?
#831 [13:18] <Klaus> are you to stupid?
#832 [13:18] <Klaus> fcking pc junkies
#833 [13:18] <Klaus> hade
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#835 [13:18] <Lord_Ralex> Not like he followed directions before anywaysa
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#859 [13:36] <Beth> hello?
#860 [13:36] <Beth> I NEED HELP
#861 [13:37] <Beth> there is this specific server called CycloneNw.com and each time i join for creative mode it just kicks me
#862 [13:37] <Beth> it never used to do that but just recently it has
#863 [13:37] <Beth> i have screen shots of the crash report
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#865 [13:39] <Beth> hello
#866 [13:39] <Beth> i need help plz ;-;
#867 [13:39] <Beth> there is this specific server called CycloneNw.com and each time i join for creative mode it just kicks me [19:37] <Beth> it never used to do that but just recently it has [19:37] <Beth> i have screen shots of the crash report
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#870 [13:41] <grandrolf> Beth: no server adverts and take it up with the owner of that server
#871 [13:42] <Beth> huh?
#872 [13:42] <Beth> i dont know if its the server or me tho ;u;
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#875 [13:51] <wukkuan> I can't log into my realm. It's a PE realm, either from my phone or my win10 computer.
#876 [13:52] <wukkuan> It just says "unable to connect to world". It says 1 person is logged in, has for a while.
#877 [13:52] <wukkuan> It's been around 20m.
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#880 [13:53] <ouassim> hello i see not my navigetion f3
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#882 [13:55] <ouassim> hello i see not my navigetion f3
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#886 [13:56] <ouassim> I do not see my navigation when I press F3
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#890 [13:57] <wukkuan> It finally let me in. *shrug*
#891 [13:57] <ouassim> hello
#892 [13:58] <ouassim> hello
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#899 [14:00] <BeardedDragon15> every time i try to enlarge my minecraft, it freezes my computer
#900 [14:00] <ouassim> I do not see my navigation when I press F3
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#904 [14:04] <_Semtex_HD> _Semtex_HD
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#906 [14:04] <DevinP33> continuously crashing! http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125222/
#907 [14:04] <_Semtex_HD> my display is broke
#908 [14:05] <DevinP33> This has happened before and i downloaded something and it worked. but now its crashing again..
#909 [14:05] <_Semtex_HD> and I can not opend minecraft
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#911 [14:05] <MinecraftGamer> Hello
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#917 [14:08] <MinecraftGamer> My minecraft launcher don't work anymore
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#920 [14:10] <happypuppy33> I cant load minecraft and im not sure why.
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#922 [14:11] <happypuppy33> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125224/
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#929 [14:14] <happypuppy33> can anyone help? i cant get into minecraft and i dont know why.
#930 [14:14] <DevinP33> So my minecraft wont launch http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125222/ it's happened before and i fixed it from someone helping me here but now its not working again
#931 [14:15] <happypuppy33> oh ok
#932 [14:15] <happypuppy33> this is the first time i have had a problem with minecraft
#933 [14:17] <happypuppy33> so what do i do to fix it?
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#938 [14:23] <AdiTheBest> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125265/
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#965 [15:21] <monobear> I can't login any of my three accounts, on website/launcher/etc I know my password is right, I can change my pass
#966 [15:21] <monobear> but I still can't login it.
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#968 [15:22] <monobear> hhow do i fix my issue
#969 [15:22] <monobear> It's pissing me off
#970 [15:22] <Absol> monobear: Please keep it civil
#971 [15:22] <monobear> ?
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#977 [15:34] <Bugboy1028> ignore Absol , he hate people who use bad words
#978 [15:34] <Bugboy1028> you have 3 different accounts for one game?
#979 [15:34] <urielsalis> bad absol
#980 [15:35] <urielsalis> hai bug
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#982 [15:35] <Bugboy1028> hai urielsalis
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#989 [15:47] <nemo> vbf gf ghj,jh
#990 [15:47] <nemo> hmghmyimyumtymtmototuimootuiomtuomtummrymrui
#991 [15:47] <nemo> mm
#992 [15:47] <urielsalis> flsl xs lfsdlds
#993 [15:47] <nemo> mm
#994 [15:47] <nemo> uhm
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#1003 [16:01] <xSlawDawg> Hello, I am having trouble with minecraft. I got an email a few hours ago of telling me how to resolve it. I updated my video card display, my java, and i tried reinstalling the game as well
#1004 [16:02] <xSlawDawg> I can not see other peoples skins, and the game sound will not work
#1005 [16:02] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, does the sound thing only happens in Minecraft?
#1006 [16:02] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, and what antivirus you have?
#1007 [16:02] <xSlawDawg> Yes, sound is fine everywhere on my computer except minecraft
#1008 [16:03] <xSlawDawg> I turned off my firewalls, and my add blocker
#1009 [16:03] <nap828> I have a similar issue with this video card (Mobile Intel® 4 Series Express Chipset Family)--there is an update (8.15.xx.xxxxx) but effing Intel wont update and nothing but errors. Anyone help me??
#1010 [16:03] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, but what antivirus you have? Some even cause issues while disabled
#1011 [16:03] <xSlawDawg> What are antivirus?
#1012 [16:03] <urielsalis> nap828, Intel didnt release any drivers for the Mobile intel 4 series for Windows 10
#1013 [16:03] <urielsalis> nap828, To downgrade from Windows 10 to a previous version, please follow this link: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/references/windows-10/check-compatibility/#downgrade
#1014 [16:03] <urielsalis> ??> xSlawDawg tools/hjt
#1015 [16:04] <Absol> xSlawDawg: Trend Micro HijackThis is a utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: https://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/files/2.0.5%20beta/HijackThis.exe/download
#1016 [16:04] <Absol> xSlawDawg: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on http://paste.ubuntu.com and give us the link.
#1017 [16:04] <xSlawDawg> Okay, let me do that right now
#1018 [16:05] <nap828> second pls, and thank you
#1019 [16:05] * urielsalis tips hat
#1019 [16:07] <xSlawDawg> Everything that has scanned, should I copy them all?
#1020 [16:07] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, yes, to paste.ubuntu.com
#1021 [16:07] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, Copy the full text to paste.ubuntu.com and give us the link that it takes you to
#1022 [16:07] <nap828> uhhh, windows 10... i have dxdiag if thatll help
#1023 [16:08] <urielsalis> nap828, I know you have Windows 10, thats what I said that
#1024 [16:08] <urielsalis> nap828, Intel didnt release any drivers for the Mobile intel 4 series for Windows 10
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#1026 [16:08] <urielsalis> nap828, there are no drivers for your graphics card for Windows 10, downgrade to Windows 7 or get a new graphics card(if you have a desktop pc) or play in another pc
#1027 [16:08] <urielsalis> nap828, To downgrade from Windows 10 to a previous version, please follow this link: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/references/windows-10/check-compatibility/#downgrade
#1028 [16:09] <nap828> ahh, yeah...im a 41 yo noob..i will follow your link and much appreciated
#1029 [16:09] <nap828> Thank You
#1030 [16:09] * urielsalis tips hat
#1030 [16:10] <xSlawDawg> Ok, I pasted everything
#1031 [16:10] <nap828> back to ya
#1032 [16:10] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, give me the link please
#1033 [16:10] <xSlawDawg> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125596/
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#1036 [16:11] <xSlawDawg> And I currently have minecraft installed right now
#1037 [16:11] <urielsalis> ??> xSlawDawg av/malwarebytes
#1038 [16:11] <Absol> xSlawDawg: Malwarebytes is an anti-malware program that removes malware and potentially unwanted programs from your PC.
#1039 [16:11] <Absol> xSlawDawg: Download it here: http://www.malwarebytes.org/
#1040 [16:11] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, run a scan with that ^
#1041 [16:12] <xSlawDawg> So, run that link, and it will get rid of it?
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#1043 [16:12] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, you have to run a scan with that and remove everything it finds
#1044 [16:12] <xSlawDawg> Ok. Sound good. Let me do it
#1045 [16:13] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, as for the sound, check in the mixer if minecraft is not muted
#1046 [16:13] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, instructions how to block a program are in http://superuser.com/questions/565901/mute-a-program-an-application-windows-7/565905 just reverse that to umute it
#1047 [16:14] <xSlawDawg> I am doing a free download for the malwarebytes
#1048 [16:14] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, sure
#1049 [16:14] <xSlawDawg> Just saved it running it now
#1050 [16:15] <xSlawDawg> It is installing
#1051 [16:15] <xSlawDawg> It is scanning
#1052 [16:18] <xSlawDawg> Almost through w/ the scan
#1053 [16:19] <xSlawDawg> It has finished the scan, do I click delete all?
#1054 [16:19] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, yes
#1055 [16:20] <xSlawDawg> I deleted them all, now what do I do, close the program?
#1056 [16:20] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, restart your pc, then try to play minecraft again
#1057 [16:21] <xSlawDawg> Ok, let should I do that unmuting link you sent me now, or after i restart my pc?
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#1059 [16:21] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, now if you dont mind :)
#1060 [16:21] <Joe> Hello
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#1062 [16:22] <xSlawDawg> Ok, I will do that. After I restart, should I try mc
#1063 [16:23] <xSlawDawg> Or come back here
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#1065 [16:23] <urielsalis> xSlawDawg, try mc
#1066 [16:23] <xSlawDawg> Ok
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#1074 [16:37] <littlelee196> I need help with my Minecraft graphics settings
#1075 [16:38] <littlelee196> it looks like a disco ball exploded
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#1082 [16:50] <INeedHelp123> hi my game keeps crashing on me and when i go on the minecraft folder it just says a fatal error has occured can somebody please help
#1083 [16:50] <kinggoesgaming> ??> INeedHelp123 launcher/crash-log
#1084 [16:50] <Absol> INeedHelp123: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1085 [16:50] <Absol> INeedHelp123: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1086 [16:52] <littlelee196> I need help with my Minecraft graphics settings it looks like a disco ball exploded
#1087 [16:53] <INeedHelp123> done
#1088 [16:53] <INeedHelp123> what do i do nw ?
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#1091 [16:53] <kinggoesgaming> can you paste the link here?
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#1093 [16:54] <INeedHelp123> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Hey, that tickles! Hehehe! Time: 06/02/16 21:35 Description: Ticking memory connection java.lang.RuntimeException: Already decorating at aeb.a(SourceFile:25) at ady.a(SourceFile:388) at aeo.a(SourceFile:85) at aoa.a(SourceFile:473) at ld.a(SourceFile:174) at amy.a(SourceFile:857) at ld.c(SourceFile:104) at lc$a.<init>(SourceFile:39) at lc.a(SourceFile:231) at lc.a(SourceFile:26
#1094 [16:54] <INeedHelp123> thats what it says can someone help ?
#1095 [16:54] <kinggoesgaming> paste that on paste.ubuntu.com
#1096 [16:54] <INeedHelp123> i have
#1097 [16:54] <kinggoesgaming> read the whole set of instructions given by Absol
#1098 [16:55] <kinggoesgaming> give the link that they give yoiu
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#1100 [16:55] <INeedHelp123> what do u mean ?]
#1101 [16:55] <kinggoesgaming> ??> INeedHelp123 paste
#1102 [16:55] <Absol> INeedHelp123: Ubuntu Paste is a service run at http://paste.ubuntu.com which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text into the big box, enter your name, click 'Paste!' and give us the URL of the site it takes you to.
#1103 [16:55] <kinggoesgaming> follow those instructions *exactly*
#1104 [16:56] <INeedHelp123> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23125712/
#1105 [16:56] <INeedHelp123> thats the url
#1106 [16:56] <kinggoesgaming> ok one sec lemme go through
#1107 [16:57] <kinggoesgaming> when it crashes, what exactly were you doing?
#1108 [16:58] <INeedHelp123> i was just either walking/flying around or in a multiplayer server i spawn in and after about 10 secons itkicks me off
#1109 [17:00] <kinggoesgaming> try flying again
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#1111 [17:00] <kinggoesgaming> i think its a bug... its erroring out while generating chunks
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#1113 [17:01] <INeedHelp123> it kicked me off again it says java(TM) platform SE binary has stopped working
#1114 [17:02] <INeedHelp123> how do i fix it then ?
#1115 [17:02] <kinggoesgaming> hmm can you hangout for a while.. someone else might come on and help (i am slightly distracted rn)
#1116 [17:03] <INeedHelp123> ok
#1117 [17:03] <INeedHelp123> thx anyway
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#1119 [17:03] <INeedHelp123> absol please could u help me
#1120 [17:04] <INeedHelp123> or anyone ?
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#1122 [17:08] <INeedHelp123> plz i really need help
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#1125 [17:09] <INeedHelp123> someone please help e
#1126 [17:09] <INeedHelp123> me*
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#1138 [17:52] <DarkAngelCZ> Hi i am trying to join an server it will not connect me i can wait 10 mins and i will still not be there and when i try to play a singleplayer world it just crashes please help!
#1139 [17:52] <mattym> ??> DarkAngelCZ launcher/crash-log
#1140 [17:52] <Absol> DarkAngelCZ: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1141 [17:52] <Absol> DarkAngelCZ: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1142 [17:52] <DarkAngelCZ> Sure
#1143 [17:53] <DarkAngelCZ> Its pasted on the ubnut
#1144 [17:53] <DarkAngelCZ> Ubntu*
#1145 [17:54] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, We need the url/link to it
#1146 [17:54] <DarkAngelCZ> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126019/
#1147 [17:54] <DarkAngelCZ> There
#1148 [17:54] <DarkAngelCZ> Sorry :P
#1149 [17:54] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, What antivirus software do you have installed?
#1150 [17:55] <DarkAngelCZ> Avast
#1151 [17:55] <mattym> ??> DarkAngelCZ tools/hjt
#1152 [17:55] <Absol> DarkAngelCZ: Trend Micro HijackThis is a utility that is used to collect diagnostic reports of your computer to help narrow down an issue you may be having. Download: https://sourceforge.net/projects/hjt/files/2.0.5%20beta/HijackThis.exe/download
#1153 [17:55] <Absol> DarkAngelCZ: Run the program, choose "I accept", then "Do a scan and save a log file". After a while a text file will open. Copy everything, put the log on http://paste.ubuntu.com and give us the link.
#1154 [17:56] <DarkAngelCZ> Oh i am quite scared of that
#1155 [17:56] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Do you know if you had another antivirus program installed before Avast?
#1156 [17:57] <DarkAngelCZ> Not sure but i added one like a week or so
#1157 [17:57] <DarkAngelCZ> Some anti malware thing
#1158 [17:57] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, The instructions from Absol will make sure I tell you the right instructions on how to fix it
#1159 [17:58] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Its just a list of running processes on your computer, so I can see what if anything else is causing the errors you get
#1160 [17:58] <DarkAngelCZ> Can i remove it after?
#1161 [17:58] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Yes
#1162 [17:58] <DarkAngelCZ> Done
#1163 [17:58] <DarkAngelCZ> Running
#1164 [17:58] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, It doesnt even install, it just runs
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#1166 [17:59] <DarkAngelCZ> Ok its running
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#1168 [17:59] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Also the company that makes that tool also makes security software of their own, so its pretty safe
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#1171 [18:00] <DarkAngelCZ> Ok now you made me calm
#1172 [18:00] <ClawMacaw> Hey! Does anyone know why PayPal errors out when you try to buy the game?
#1173 [18:00] <mattym> ClawMacaw, Do you have enough funds?
#1174 [18:00] <ClawMacaw> Yap
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#1176 [18:00] <mattym> ClawMacaw, Do you have a balance in paypal or are you using another payment method via paypal?
#1177 [18:01] <ClawMacaw> It's not failing on purchase, the pop up for logging in just doesn't let me log in.
#1178 [18:01] <DarkAngelCZ> So have you found anything?
#1179 [18:01] <s2okypat> yes
#1180 [18:01] <mattym> ClawMacaw, Hmm, unless they are currently having an issue im not aware of, you may want to contact PayPal and make sure the info is correct
#1181 [18:01] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Need the link
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#1183 [18:02] <ClawMacaw> Oh, the credentials I'm using are definitely right. It's only the minecraft.net website that isn't logging me in.
#1184 [18:02] <DarkAngelCZ> It didnt opened anything
#1185 [18:02] <DarkAngelCZ> At least not yet
#1186 [18:02] <DarkAngelCZ> Ok so what type of scan?
#1187 [18:02] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, there should be the Do A Scan and Save a Log File option
#1188 [18:03] <DarkAngelCZ> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126043/
#1189 [18:04] <DarkAngelCZ> I hope you will find something useful
#1190 [18:04] <ClawMacaw> I appreciate the advice, matty, I imagine it's something I can only wait and hope is resolved.
#1191 [18:04] <ClawMacaw> I just figured I'd ask here to see if it was a widespread issue
#1192 [18:05] <mattym> DarkAngelCZ, Ok, you may need to remove the IOBit program and Avast, then restart the computer. Once its on again test if Minecraft works, if so reinstall the lastest Avast
#1193 [18:05] <mattym> ClawMacaw, Yeah we dont see many of those issues here, we mostly just do tech support here.
#1194 [18:06] <mattym> ClawMacaw, Check later, if its still doing the same, may be worth noting.
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#1196 [18:06] <DarkAngelCZ> Sure
#1197 [18:06] <DarkAngelCZ> Ty
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#1213 [19:12] <tim_> hello! so, when i open minecraft it says"unable to start minecraft runtime environment. this is most likely caused by a corruption. Please try to reinstall Minecraft." i reinstalled it and it still doesnt work.
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#1215 [19:13] <JgSk2> I need help with my game
#1216 [19:14] <tim_> hello! so, when i open minecraft it says"unable to start minecraft runtime environment. this is most likely caused by a corruption. Please try to reinstall Minecraft." i reinstalled it and it still doesnt work.
#1217 [19:16] <JgSk2> My problem is that when I go to a game server closes and me a message appears that says Crash Report
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#1222 [19:19] <tim_> hello! so, when i open minecraft it says"unable to start minecraft runtime environment. this is most likely caused by a corruption. Please try to reinstall Minecraft." i reinstalled it and it still doesnt work.
#1223 [19:19] <mattym> ??> JgSk2 launcher/crash-log
#1224 [19:19] <Absol> JgSk2: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1225 [19:19] <Absol> JgSk2: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1226 [19:19] <mattym> tim_, What antivirus or firewall software do you have installed?
#1227 [19:19] <tim_> i have mcaffe installed
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#1229 [19:20] <tim_> i reinstalled it and now its not opening
#1230 [19:20] <mattym> tim_, McAfee is known to cause an issue with the game, only known fix is to completely remove it.
#1231 [19:20] <mattym> ??> tim_ av/mcafee/uninstall
#1232 [19:20] <Absol> tim_: To completely uninstall McAfee products, use this tool: http://us.mcafee.com/apps/supporttools/mcpr/mcpr.asp
#1233 [19:20] <mattym> tim_, use the tool Absol linked to completely remove it.
#1234 [19:20] <tim_> can i reinstall it after
#1235 [19:20] <xavierthestar> hi there! i tried to play minecraft today, but the error message "Pixel Format Not Accelerated" pops up. i did a DxDiag scan, and i cant find anything that needed updated. so i made a Ubuntu Pastebin page, like the help page instructs. the link is http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126174/ .
#1236 [19:20] <mattym> tim_, No, it will also likely cause issues with multiplayer and getting updates
#1237 [19:21] <mattym> xavierthestar, One moment
#1238 [19:21] <tim_> wait, so what other firewalls can i use?
#1239 [19:21] <mattym> ??> tim_ av/avast
#1240 [19:21] <Absol> tim_: Avast! Anti-virus: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#1241 [19:21] <mattym> tim_, Avast seems to work the best, make sure you unisntall it after you have run the Mcafee removal tool and restarted
#1242 [19:22] <mattym> xavierthestar, Download and Install the 3rd file listed on this page https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/26078/Intel-Graphics-Driver-for-Windows-10-and-Windows-7-8-1-15-40-?product=86210
#1243 [19:23] <mattym> tim_, Rather, make sure you install it after the mcafee tool has been run and youve restarted
#1244 [19:23] <tim_> restarted my computer?
#1245 [19:23] <mattym> tim_, The mcafee removal tool will tell you to do so when its done.
#1246 [19:24] <tim_> ok
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#1248 [19:26] <tim__> im back
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#1252 [19:27] <tim__> im back
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#1254 [19:28] <tim_> i joined back
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#1256 [19:28] <tim_> so what is the anti virus again
#1257 [19:28] <mattym> tim_, Did you finish the uninstall of McAfee?
#1258 [19:28] <tim_> yes
#1259 [19:28] <mattym> tim_, Did you check to see if minecraft worked?
#1260 [19:28] <tim_> no not yet
#1261 [19:28] <mattym> tim_, Check that first
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#1263 [19:29] <tim_> OMG it worked! thx so much. Can you please tell me what is the anti virus thing again
#1264 [19:29] <mattym> ??> tim_ av/avast
#1265 [19:29] <Absol> tim_: Avast! Anti-virus: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#1266 [19:30] <tim_> oh wait
#1267 [19:30] <bmfk1233> I need help finishing installing mindcraft for my son, please. I am ready to pull my hair out honestly. I keep getting a messages about I need to install drivers but when I run a scan, it doesn't say I need any updates. I looked and I have Windows 9, not 10. So I don't know what to do!!! Anyone?
#1268 [19:30] <tim_> it says unable to find valid certification path to requested target
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#1270 [19:30] <mattym> bmfk1233, Do you have the link to your dxdiag report? If so please post the link in this chat.
#1271 [19:30] <urielsalis> bmfk1233, you have a dxdiag?
#1272 [19:30] <mattym> tim_, Ok one moment
#1273 [19:31] <urielsalis> tim_, you use mcleaks?
#1274 [19:31] <urielsalis> mattym, stop ninjd me! :P
#1275 [19:31] <tim_> yes i think one of my siblings did
#1276 [19:31] <mattym> ??> tim_ info/mcleaks
#1277 [19:31] <Absol> tim_: The usage of MCLeaks tools (which are illegal) have been causing issues for many Minecraft users.
#1278 [19:31] <Absol> tim_: To correct these, remove the tool, and remove all entries containing mojang in your system's hosts file.
#1279 [19:31] <bmfk1233> how do I do a link?
#1280 [19:31] <urielsalis> ??> tim_ win/hosts/edit
#1281 [19:31] <Absol> tim_: To edit your Host file, please do the following: Go to the Start Menu and locate notepad. Right click notepad and select Run as Administrator
#1282 [19:31] <Absol> tim_: Press File, then Open. Enter %SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc\hosts as the "File name" and press "Open"
#1283 [19:31] <urielsalis> bmfk1233, Copy the full text to paste.ubuntu.com and give us the link that it takes you to
#1284 [19:32] <bmfk1233> Thank you!!!
#1285 [19:34] <tim_> ok i did those steps so what next
#1286 [19:34] <mattym> tim_, Did you remove the two lines containing Mojang in them from the hosts file?
#1287 [19:34] <tim_> wheres the host file\
#1288 [19:34] <mattym> tim_, Read the info from Absol
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#1292 [19:36] <tim_> ok i pressed open
#1293 [19:36] <bmfk1233> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126247/
#1294 [19:36] <tim_> what do i do next
#1295 [19:37] <mattym> tim_, Continue with the instructions, it tells you what file you need to open, once its open remove the two lines in it containing the word mojang
#1296 [19:38] <bmfk1233> am I a lost cause?
#1297 [19:38] <mattym> bmfk1233, One moment
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#1299 [19:39] <mattym> bmfk1233, Download and Install the file from this page https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/22167/Intel-Graphics-Media-Accelerator-Driver-Windows-7-64-Windows-Vista-64-exe-?product=81507
#1300 [19:39] <tim_> ok i removed it
#1301 [19:39] <mattym> tim_, Save the file
#1302 [19:39] <tim_> i saved the file
#1303 [19:39] <mattym> tim_, Try minecraft again
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#1306 [19:40] <tim_> omg thank you so so much!
#1307 [19:40] <tim_> bye!:)
#1308 [19:40] <xavierthestar> mattym, this did NOT work. after downloading the files, it said that the files couldnt be run on my computer. I am using windows. i downloaded the first link on the site you gave me the link to. did i do something wrong?
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#1310 [19:41] <mattym> xavierthestar, One moment
#1311 [19:41] <xavierthestar> wait, nevermind
#1312 [19:41] <mattym> xavierthestar, Yeah I said 3rd
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#1314 [19:42] <xavierthestar> i accidentally downloaded the first file. im sorry for the false alarm.
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#1319 [19:46] <bmfk1233> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126247/
#1320 [19:47] <mattym> bmfk1233, Download and Install the file from this page https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/22167/Intel-Graphics-Media-Accelerator-Driver-Windows-7-64-Windows-Vista-64-exe-?product=81507
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#1324 [19:47] <bmfk1233_> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126247/
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#1326 [19:48] <mattym> bmfk1233, Download and Install the file from this page https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/22167/Intel-Graphics-Media-Accelerator-Driver-Windows-7-64-Windows-Vista-64-exe-?product=81507
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#1328 [19:49] <xavierthestar> mattym, my computer says the 3rd file is not validated for my computer. what do i do now?
#1329 [19:49] <mattym> xavierthestar, Do you know the full Asus model number of the computer?
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#1332 [19:51] <Rickie> Hello, is anybody there to help me? My minecraft keeps crashing. It won't let me play the game.
#1333 [19:51] <xavierthestar> mattym, No, i do not. how do i identify this number on my computer?
#1334 [19:51] <Rickie> I have a windows 7.
#1335 [19:51] <mattym> ??> Rickie launcher/crashlog
#1336 [19:51] <mattym> ??> Rickie launcher/crash-log
#1337 [19:51] <Absol> Rickie: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1338 [19:51] <Absol> Rickie: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1339 [19:51] <Rickie> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126268/
#1340 [19:52] <mattym> xavierthestar, Would be a model name or number somewhere, if its not writen anywhere you can see check the bottom
#1341 [19:52] <mattym> Rickie, One moment
#1342 [19:53] <mattym> Rickie, Download and Install the Catalyst Software Suite from this page http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/desktop/legacy?product=legacy2&os=Windows%207%20-%2032
#1343 [19:53] <xavierthestar> mattym, it says my model number is X555L.
#1344 [19:53] <Rickie> Okay.
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#1346 [19:53] <Rickie> What will It do?
#1347 [19:54] <mattym> xavierthestar, Ok one moment
#1348 [19:54] <mattym> Rickie, Install driver you are missing.
#1349 [19:54] <Rickie> Okay.
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#1351 [19:54] <Rickie> I'm installing Catalyst Software.
#1352 [19:54] <mattym> xavierthestar, Try with this download http://dlcdnet.asus.com/pub/ASUS/nb/DriversForWin10/VGA/VGA_Intel_Skylake_Win10_64_VER201915440403.zip?_ga=1.94853212.193629673.1471284536
#1353 [19:55] <mattym> xavierthestar, With this one, once its downloaded, you will need to extract it and run the setup file.
#1354 [19:55] <Rickie> I downloaded it.
#1355 [19:55] <Rickie> Do I install?
#1356 [19:55] <xavierthestar> mattym, ok, i can do that. i will tell you if it works, or does otherwise.
#1357 [19:55] <mattym> Rickie, Yes
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#1359 [19:56] <Rickie> Okay Mattym.
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#1361 [19:56] <Rickie> What do I do when it's installed, Mattym?
#1362 [19:57] <Rickie> Do I get to actually play minecraft now, or are there other steps?
#1363 [19:57] <mattym> Rickie, If the installer finishes without any errors, restart your computer then try minecraft
#1364 [19:57] <Rickie> Okay.
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#1370 [20:07] <Rickie> Hello.
#1371 [20:07] <Rickie> I don't know what to do in this step in downloading/installing Catalyst
#1372 [20:08] <mattym> Rickie, What part?
#1373 [20:08] <Rickie> What do I choose, Express or Custom?
#1374 [20:08] <mattym> Rickie, Express
#1375 [20:09] <Rickie> Now, I'm at Overall Progress.
#1376 [20:09] <Rickie> & I'm installing it
#1377 [20:09] <Rickie> Will Minecraft work after it's installed?
#1378 [20:10] <mattym> Rickie, Like i said, after the install is done, you will need to restart the computer, then Minecraft should work
#1379 [20:10] <Rickie> Okay.
#1380 [20:10] <Rickie> How long does it take?
#1381 [20:10] <mattym> Rickie, Depends
#1382 [20:10] <Rickie> Okay.
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#1384 [20:11] <Rickie> The screen is way bigger.
#1385 [20:11] <Rickie> Shall I restart?
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#1387 [20:11] <mattym> Rickie, No, the screen may resize or go black
#1388 [20:11] <Rickie> It hasn't finished yet.
#1389 [20:11] <mattym> Rickie, It will tell you when its odne
#1390 [20:11] <Rickie> Okay.
#1391 [20:12] <Rickie> I'm really nervous...
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#1393 [20:13] <Rickie> The screen went back to normal.
#1394 [20:13] <Rickie> And it's under halfway done.
#1395 [20:14] <xavierthestar> mattym, the setup is asking me to restart the computer. will this be a soft restart, or a hard restart?
#1396 [20:14] <mattym> xavierthestar, It will turn your computer off then on, its usually needed to finish a driver install
#1397 [20:14] <Rickie> Will my computer handle this?
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#1399 [20:14] <jaime> Hello?
#1400 [20:14] <mattym> Rickie, ?
#1401 [20:15] <Rickie> As in lag, or will it lsow down, or cause a virus?
#1402 [20:15] <mattym> Rickie, Its a driver intended for your hardware.
#1403 [20:15] <Rickie> slow*
#1404 [20:15] <Rickie> Okay.
#1405 [20:15] <jaime> Can anyone help me with a problem? My minecraft won't launch and it took me here
#1406 [20:15] <Rickie> I guess i'll wait for a few minutes.
#1407 [20:15] <jaime> I have all my informations too
#1408 [20:15] <mattym> jaime, Do you have the link to your dxdiag report? If so please post the link in this chat.
#1409 [20:15] <jaime> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126318/
#1410 [20:15] <Rickie> It finished.
#1411 [20:16] <Rickie> Do I veiw log?
#1412 [20:16] <Rickie> Nevermind.
#1413 [20:16] <Rickie> I pressed finish.
#1414 [20:16] <Rickie> Now I'll refresh.
#1415 [20:16] <mattym> Rickie, Yes
#1416 [20:16] <xavierthestar> mattym, ok. i will restart my computer, as the file instructed me to. i will find this page and contact you again if this fails to work. if i dont come back, thank you for your help.
#1417 [20:16] <mattym> jaime, Download and Install the file from this page http://support.amd.com/en-us/download/workstation/legacy?os=Windows%207%20-%2032&rev=8.583
#1418 [20:17] <jaime> Do I fill out the questions?
#1419 [20:18] <mattym> jaime, No, close that, there should be one file listed on the page
#1420 [20:18] <jaime> I downloaded it, now what?
#1421 [20:19] <mattym> jaime, Install it and follow the directions it gives you
#1422 [20:19] <jaime> alright
#1423 [20:19] <mattym> jaime, It is however worth noting that your graphics hardware may not meet the minimum requirements
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#1426 [20:20] <jaime> okay
#1427 [20:20] <jaime> the application crashed
#1428 [20:21] <mattym> jaime, You may want to see if there is a Dell provided driver.
#1429 [20:21] <jaime> How would I find that?
#1430 [20:22] <mattym> jaime, Hmm, they dont seem to have a Windows 7 version listed.
#1431 [20:23] <jaime> Ah
#1432 [20:23] <jaime> Okay
#1433 [20:23] <mattym> jaime, Try this one http://downloads.dell.com/video/R156400.EXE
#1434 [20:24] <mattym> jaime, If that doesnt work, you will need to consider playing on a much newer PC
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#1437 [20:28] <jaime> It's going to make me close all applications, if it worked. Thank uoi
#1438 [20:28] <jaime> you*
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#1440 [20:34] <burn1ngf1re> hello
#1441 [20:34] <burn1ngf1re> im having problem with minecraft account can anyone help?
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#1443 [20:37] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: Please elaborate further.
#1444 [20:37] <pie_flavor> We don't know if we can help unless you tell us what the problem is.
#1445 [20:37] <LoveDarkness> Minecraft wont load for my windows 10 laptop, it says it has something to do with the Pixel Format.
#1446 [20:37] <pie_flavor> ??> LoveDarkness win/dxdiag
#1447 [20:37] <Absol> LoveDarkness: Follow the instructions here: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/pixel-format-not-accelerated/support/#dxdiag
#1448 [20:38] <LoveDarkness> I had done that all
#1449 [20:38] <LoveDarkness> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126356/
#1450 [20:38] <LoveDarkness> So now I don't know what to do now.
#1451 [20:38] <pie_flavor> one moment please LoveDarkness
#1452 [20:39] <pie_flavor> LoveDarkness: Unfortunately the Mobile Intel 4 is not supported past Windows 7.
#1453 [20:39] <pie_flavor> You can install Windows 7, or you can use a different computer.
#1454 [20:39] <pie_flavor> You can't upgrade the card since it's a laptop.
#1455 [20:39] <LoveDarkness> So does that mean minecraft won't play on this laptop?
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#1457 [20:40] <pie_flavor> Yes. The card isn't compatible with Minecraft while you're using Windows 10.
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#1459 [20:40] <LoveDarkness> I had it on windows 7 too and it said the same thing
#1460 [20:40] <LoveDarkness> I just updated this to windows 10 because it said the same thing
#1461 [20:40] <pie_flavor> LoveDarkness: It can be updated so it will work on windows 7
#1462 [20:40] <pie_flavor> but it will never work on 10.
#1463 [20:40] <pie_flavor> Additionally, since you own a premium account, you have a free copy of Minecraft Windows 10 Edition.
#1464 [20:40] <burn1ngf1re> k here is the problem. On account.mojang.com i can login fine but minecraft.net and the launcher i can't. this is the error message i get. "Sorry but we couldnt connect to our servers. please make sure that you are online and that minecraft is not blocked." (SunCertPathBuilderExeption: unable to find valid certification path to requested target)
#1465 [20:41] <pie_flavor> It's really just a port of PE, but it's almost guaranteed to work on all Win10 machines.
#1466 [20:41] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: the solution is to buy the game
#1467 [20:41] <burn1ngf1re> i idd
#1468 [20:41] <burn1ngf1re> i did
#1469 [20:41] <pie_flavor> and not use hacks
#1470 [20:41] <burn1ngf1re> im not
#1471 [20:41] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: you're using MCLeaks
#1472 [20:41] <burn1ngf1re> no im not
#1473 [20:41] <burn1ngf1re> this is my account
#1474 [20:42] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: follow these instructions, and tell me what you see.
#1475 [20:42] <pie_flavor> ??> burn1ngf1re win/hosts
#1476 [20:42] <Absol> burn1ngf1re: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1477 [20:42] <Absol> burn1ngf1re: Press Win+R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, copy the contents onto http://paste.ubuntu.com, and give us the resulting URL.
#1478 [20:42] <LoveDarkness> I have played the windows 10 app one, but I had windows 7 before on this laptop and tried running minecraft and it still wouldnt work.
#1479 [20:42] <pie_flavor> LoveDarkness: Again, your graphics drivers are out of date. If you updated them, it'd work on Windows 7.
#1480 [20:42] <pie_flavor> However, it'll never work on Windows 10.
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#1482 [20:44] <burn1ngf1re> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126362/
#1483 [20:44] <burn1ngf1re> thats for Absol
#1484 [20:45] <pie_flavor> ?? bot
#1485 [20:45] <Absol> bot: I am a bot. Whoever triggered the ?? bot command before this message is the actual person helping you. Talk to them, not me!
#1486 [20:45] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: in the HOSTS file are two overrides. one for the auth server, and one for the session server.
#1487 [20:45] <pie_flavor> they point to the auth server and session server for MCLeaks.
#1488 [20:45] <pie_flavor> yes, you do in fact have MCLeaks installed.
#1489 [20:45] <burn1ngf1re> what does that mean
#1490 [20:46] <burn1ngf1re> and how can i uninstall it
#1491 [20:46] <pie_flavor> it means that when the minecraft launcher tries to go to authserver.mojang.com and sessionserver.mojang.com, it goes to that IP address instead of the real one
#1492 [20:46] <burn1ngf1re> so how can i fix it
#1493 [20:47] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: close the notepad
#1494 [20:47] <pie_flavor> and do this
#1495 [20:47] <pie_flavor> ??> burn1ngf1re win/hosts/cmd
#1496 [20:47] <Absol> burn1ngf1re: Press the Windows key + R key at the same time and type powershell -command "Start-Process notepad "$env:windir\system32\drivers\etc\hosts" -Verb runas in the window that opens. Answer Yes/OK when a UAC window pops up
#1497 [20:48] <pie_flavor> in the future, don't try to hack minecraft. mojang's smart.
#1498 [20:48] <burn1ngf1re> what now absol
#1499 [20:48] <burn1ngf1re> is that it
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#1501 [20:49] <burn1ngf1re> just tried logging in again and got the same error as before
#1502 [20:50] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: no, it's not it
#1503 [20:50] <pie_flavor> absol's a bot, the ?? commands invoke him
#1504 [20:50] <pie_flavor> when you ran the command, it should have popped up a new notepad
#1505 [20:50] <pie_flavor> in that one, you need to remove both of those lines
#1506 [20:51] <pie_flavor> and then save the file
#1507 [20:51] <pie_flavor> then minecraft should be fixed
#1508 [20:51] <burn1ngf1re> ok hold on. so u remove both lines and then save? wont there be like no hosts then?
#1509 [20:51] <pie_flavor> burn1ngf1re: Basically.
#1510 [20:52] <burn1ngf1re> thank you so much it works!!!
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#1518 [20:58] <trinsDad> hi the game wont startup it says something about Java
#1519 [20:58] <trinsDad> here is the error http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126398/
#1520 [20:58] <trinsDad> here is the DxDiag http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126387/
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#1524 [21:00] <trinsDad> I don't know if I need to put all this into one message but here goes. Minecraft wont start. Hi the game wont startup it says something about Java here is the error http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126398/ here is the DxDiag http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126387/
#1525 [21:01] <DeafieGamer> No need to repeat
#1526 [21:02] <Andrio> Well, your sentences actually weren't short or broken enough to have that problem.
#1527 [21:02] <Andrio> As far as I can tell, your graphics card isn't supported on 64-bit Windows 10
#1528 [21:02] <Andrio> You'll have to downgrade or use a newer PC.
#1529 [21:04] <trinsDad> how do I downgrade? do I have to uninstall minecraft then re-install and old version? Or can I just install the old version on the stuff existing so my daughter doesn't lose all here stuff?
#1530 [21:04] <Andrio> ??> trinsDad win/downgrade
#1531 [21:04] <Absol> trinsDad: To downgrade from Windows 10 to a previous version, please follow this link: http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/references/windows-10/check-compatibility/#downgrade
#1532 [21:04] <Andrio> ...wait, how long ago did you run Minecraft on that PC?
#1533 [21:05] <trinsDad> just a week ago it was working
#1534 [21:05] <pie_flavor> Andrio: it's not possible to downgrade anymore
#1535 [21:05] <pie_flavor> as of the 30th
#1536 [21:05] <Andrio> Yes it is, if you have an older version on a DVD
#1537 [21:05] <Andrio> or recovery disks.
#1538 [21:05] <pie_flavor> that's a full installation
#1539 [21:05] <pie_flavor> 'downgrade' implies the reversal of an upgrade
#1540 [21:05] <Andrio> Technically that does reverse the upgrade.
#1541 [21:06] <trinsDad> are you talking about downgrading windows or minecraft?
#1542 [21:06] <Andrio> Sorry: Windows.
#1543 [21:06] <trinsDad> ouch.
#1544 [21:07] <trinsDad> so it was just working a week ago, so do you think I can just downgrade back to that point?
#1545 [21:07] <Andrio> Did you install Windows 7 since then?
#1546 [21:07] <Andrio> Windows 10*
#1547 [21:07] <trinsDad> no
#1548 [21:08] <trinsDad> nothing. we've been running Windows 10 the whole time. even when it was working
#1549 [21:08] <Andrio> Odd.
#1550 [21:08] <trinsDad> i guess something changed in the last week
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#1553 [21:13] <ndog102> I can't change my skin
#1554 [21:14] <pie_flavor> trinsDad: hang on a second
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#1559 [21:15] <pie_flavor> trinsDad: download the third button here https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/25977/Intel-Graphics-Driver-for-Windows-10-and-Windows-7-8-1-15-33-?product=81501
#1560 [21:15] <pie_flavor> aka the x64 exe
#1561 [21:15] <pie_flavor> Andrio: why'd you say there wasn't a driver for Windows 10 x64?
#1562 [21:16] <Andrio> Because there isn't.
#1563 [21:16] <trinsDad> ok I'll try it
#1564 [21:16] <pie_flavor> Also, tfw you're incredibly lucky http://prntscr.com/cdjcun
#1565 [21:16] <Andrio> Hm... where'd you find that?
#1566 [21:16] <pie_flavor> one more down and it'd be broken
#1567 [21:16] <pie_flavor> Andrio: mattym taught me this
#1568 [21:16] <pie_flavor> at http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/support/graphics-drivers/000005526.html, you look at Formerly codenamed
#1569 [21:17] <pie_flavor> and then get the actual driver from http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/support/graphics-drivers/000005538.html
#1570 [21:17] <pie_flavor> under the codename
#1571 [21:17] <pie_flavor> trinsDad: you won't even need to restart your computer. once it installs, try minecraft again.
#1572 [21:18] <Andrio> mm
#1573 [21:18] <Andrio> Seems like a bad idea to actually redirect dead links to your 404 page.
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#1576 [21:26] <mattym> Yeah that page screwed up around Monday and has only been partially fixed since then
#1577 [21:26] <gusifer_> rol
#1578 [21:28] <pie_flavor> Andrio: did i, still a relative noob, teach someone with voice something about finding graphics drivers?
#1579 [21:28] * pie_flavor lols internally
#1579 [21:28] <Andrio> Yep.
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#1583 [21:32] <mattym> I think Intel is in the middle of another site redesign. Lets see what they mess up this time around
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#1585 [21:33] <ItzKylieh> ok
#1586 [21:33] <pie_flavor> mattym: deez nuts
#1587 [21:34] <pie_flavor> sorry
#1588 [21:34] <ItzKylieh> ?
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#1590 [21:37] <littlelee196> i need help with my minecraft graphics settings it looks like a disco ball exploded
#1591 [21:37] <trinsDad> thanks $1Million!!!! it worked, didn't even need to reboot, just like you said!!! pie_flavor rules!
#1592 [21:37] <pie_flavor> littlelee196: screenshot please
#1593 [21:37] <littlelee196> k one sek
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#1597 [21:40] <littlelee196> okay nevermind I don't know what happened or what I did but it's fixed now
#1598 [21:41] <pie_flavor> littlelee196: willing to bet it's fullscreen that did it
#1599 [21:41] <littlelee196> possibly this is the second time that happened
#1600 [21:42] <mattym> littlelee196, If it happens randomly, soulds like screen tearing.
#1601 [21:42] <littlelee196> will the first time it happened I was trying to get a crash report fix
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#1604 [21:46] <Skaket> where can i give a summary about what my minecraft crashing is?
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#1606 [21:47] <pie_flavor> 11 seconds
#1607 [21:47] <pie_flavor> new record
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#1609 [21:50] <Skaket> i need help my minecraft is crashing because it says i need to update my graphics driver
#1610 [21:50] <pie_flavor> ??> Skaket launcher/crash-log
#1611 [21:50] <Absol> Skaket: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1612 [21:50] <Absol> Skaket: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1613 [21:50] <Skaket> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126492/
#1614 [21:50] <Skaket> what do i do now?
#1615 [21:50] <pie_flavor> read the instructions from abso
#1616 [21:51] <Skaket> i did it
#1617 [21:51] <Skaket> i pasted it
#1618 [21:51] <pie_flavor> Skaket: no
#1619 [21:51] <pie_flavor> you didn't
#1620 [21:51] <pie_flavor> you pasted a dxdiag
#1621 [21:51] <pie_flavor> can we get a crash log
#1622 [21:52] <Skaket> a crash log?
#1623 [21:52] <pie_flavor> the enormous wall of text that appears after a crash?
#1624 [21:52] <pie_flavor> again: read the instructions from Absol
#1625 [21:52] <Skaket> ok
#1626 [21:53] <Skaket> here it is
#1627 [21:53] <Skaket> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126510/
#1628 [21:54] <Skaket> that is the crash report
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#1631 [21:55] <Skaket> hello?
#1632 [21:55] <Skaket> can anyone help me out?
#1633 [21:55] <pie_flavor> Hello!
#1634 [21:55] <Skaket> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126510/ this is my crash report can you help me out?
#1635 [21:55] <pie_flavor> Go to https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/25977/Intel-Graphics-Driver-for-Windows-10-and-Windows-7-8-1-15-33-?product=81501 and click the third button, the win64 exe.
#1636 [21:56] <pie_flavor> ??> Skaket scold/repeat
#1637 [21:56] <Absol> Skaket: There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically.
#1638 [21:56] <Absol> Skaket: Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and can get you kicked for spamming.
#1639 [21:56] <Skaket> oh
#1640 [21:56] <Skaket> i didnt know this was my first time
#1641 [21:56] <pie_flavor> Install the file, and then try Minecraft again.
#1642 [21:56] <Skaket> ok thank you
#1643 [21:56] <pie_flavor> Skaket: Channel rules are displayed when you join.
#1644 [21:57] <Skaket> sorry
#1645 [21:59] <Skaket> thank you i will try to do this
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#1647 [22:00] <johny> iae]
#1648 [22:00] <johny> server ta fora do ar
#1649 [22:00] <johny> ?
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#1651 [22:01] <johny> ?
#1652 [22:01] <pie_flavor> ??> johny lang/pt
#1653 [22:01] <Absol> johny: Nós só falamos inglês aqui. Você pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como https://translate.google.com/#pt/en
#1654 [22:01] <heliyiu_troll> hello i need help
#1655 [22:01] <pie_flavor> heliyiu_troll: Otherwise, you wouldn't be in this channel.
#1656 [22:01] <pie_flavor> Just ask the question
#1657 [22:01] <johny> THIS forums Air server
#1658 [22:02] <pie_flavor> ok that's even worse
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#1660 [22:02] <heliyiu_troll> i lag in minecaft please help
#1661 [22:03] <pie_flavor> johny: I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
#1662 [22:03] <pie_flavor> heliyiu_troll: have you turned down your video settings?
#1663 [22:03] <johny> Not translator comsigo logs not one of my acc
#1664 [22:03] <pie_flavor> Graphics at Fancy, render distance lower, mipmap at 0, smooth lighting off, etc?
#1665 [22:03] <heliyiu_troll> what?
#1666 [22:03] <pie_flavor> s/Fancy/Fast
#1667 [22:03] <ExtremeBot> pie_flavor meant to say: Graphics at Fast, render distance lower, mipmap at 0, smooth lighting off, etc?
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#1670 [22:04] <pie_flavor> johny: Could you try to speak as formally as possible?
#1671 [22:04] <pie_flavor> That helps the translator.
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#1673 [22:05] <heliyiu_troll> pie_flavor que debo hacer use translate espanish-english
#1674 [22:05] <pie_flavor> heliyiu_troll: he's speaking in portugese
#1675 [22:05] <heliyiu_troll> i not use portugese
#1676 [22:06] <pie_flavor> oh, i misunderstood
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#1678 [22:06] <pie_flavor> heliyiu_troll: In your video settings,
#1679 [22:06] <pie_flavor> Graphics at Fast, Render Distance lower, Mipmaps at 0, Smooth Lighting Off
#1680 [22:07] * pie_flavor whistles to self
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#1684 [22:14] <xCr4zy> hallo ich brauch hilfe meine 2 ACounts wurden gehackt ;:/ und weiß nicht wie. wie ich sie zurück bekomme ;/
#1685 [22:14] <DeafieGamer> ??> xCr4zy lang/pt
#1686 [22:14] <Doonk> i need help. it says pixel format not accelerated
#1687 [22:15] <DeafieGamer> ??> xCr4zy lang/pt
#1688 [22:15] <Absol> xCr4zy: Nós só falamos inglês aqui. Você pode, no entanto, usar um tradutor se quiser, como https://translate.google.com/#pt/en
#1689 [22:15] <DeafieGamer> Doonk, got Dxdiag?
#1690 [22:15] <Doonk> yes i did
#1691 [22:15] <DeafieGamer> mind paste it here?
#1692 [22:15] <xCr4zy> oi eu preciso ajudar meus 2 contas foram invadidas;: / e não sei como. como eu recuperá-lo /
#1693 [22:16] <Doonk> ok it is http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126544/
#1694 [22:17] <DeafieGamer> Doonk, O ajudantes aqui não tem tempo para usar o Google Translate devido a outras pessoas que precisam de ajuda , bem como, por favor use o Google Translate para falar conosco. Eu não vou responder mais.
#1695 [22:17] <DeafieGamer> Doonk, where is dxdiag link?
#1696 [22:18] <xCr4zy> Apenas quero que meus dados novamente;: /
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#1698 [22:19] <xCr4zy> Eu acredito em mim, ninguém pode ajudar /
#1699 [22:19] <Doonk_> need help . my pixel format is not accelerated
#1700 [22:19] <DeafieGamer> Doonk_, where is this dxdiag log
#1701 [22:20] <Doonk_> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126544/
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#1703 [22:20] <xCr4zy> DeafieGamer: u are supp ??
#1704 [22:20] <DeafieGamer> Use Google Translate
#1705 [22:20] <xCr4zy> k
#1706 [22:21] <xCr4zy> u são um supp
#1707 [22:21] <xCr4zy> DeafieGamer:
#1708 [22:21] <Doonk_> what am i supposed to do now??
#1709 [22:21] <DeafieGamer> Doonk_, https://downloadcenter.intel.com/download/25977, install this driver
#1710 [22:21] <Doonk_> ok
#1711 [22:22] <xCr4zy> você pode me ajudar de alguma forma?
#1712 [22:22] <Doonk_> which one do i download
#1713 [22:23] <xCr4zy> uma vez que um ano eu pedir ajuda
#1714 [22:23] <DeafieGamer> xCr4zy,
#1715 [22:23] <DeafieGamer> Falar em Inglês pela primeira vez.
#1716 [22:23] <xCr4zy> e nunca queria ajudar alguém
#1717 [22:24] <Doonk_> DeafieGamer is there a specific one i need to download
#1718 [22:25] <mattym> Doonk_, 3rd one down
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#1720 [22:25] <xCr4zy> não há qualquer espaço onde você pode escrever com uma supp
#1721 [22:25] <Doonk_> ok thank you
#1722 [22:26] <xCr4zy> Eu também provar que são minhas contas /
#1723 [22:26] <mattym> ??> xCr4zy mojang/email
#1724 [22:26] <Absol> xCr4zy: You can email Mojang by going here: https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/emails/new
#1725 [22:26] <Absol> xCr4zy: Note: Do NOT send more than one at a time. Refer to https://help.mojang.com/customer/portal/articles/359446-when-will-i-hear-back- for wait times on replies
#1726 [22:26] <mattym> xCr4zy, Fill out the form Absol linked
#1727 [22:27] <xCr4zy> oh nice thank u
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#1732 [22:32] <DeafieGamer> xCr4zy, Es tut mir Leid. Ich dachte, Sie in Portugiesisch sprechen. Das ist meine Schuld.
#1733 [22:35] <xCr4zy> können sie deutsch =
#1734 [22:35] <xCr4zy> xD
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#1736 [22:35] <oWhqle> .
#1737 [22:35] <xCr4zy> ` bye guys thanks for help <3
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#1742 [22:52] <johnyaa> good night comsegindo'm not log my acc minecrafti not dis my password this more not wrong this
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#1744 [22:52] <johnyaa> I do not know more to be able to do q log
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#1746 [22:54] <johnyaa> What do I can be doing to be able to log my acc
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#1748 [22:55] <Luca> Hi, my friend just gave me his account, i can log onto it fine and everything but we don't know the security questions and we forgot the email password
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#1750 [22:56] <johnyaa> looks email password is totally right has nothing wrong
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#1752 [23:01] <johnyaa> ?
#1753 [23:01] <johnyaa> ?
#1754 [23:01] <johnyaa> ?
#1755 [23:01] <johnyaa> ?
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#1758 [23:08] <xbox360-player> hi guys
#1759 [23:08] <xbox360-player> I can't find stronghold on xbox 360
#1760 [23:08] <xbox360-player> eye of ender leads me to different places (that are kinda close to each other), but digging down gets me nowhere except huge caves
#1761 [23:09] <pie_flavor> xbox360-player: you're sure that the eye just stands still or goes down?
#1762 [23:09] <pie_flavor> and the stronghold might be pretty deep. just keep digging.
#1763 [23:09] <pie_flavor> if you can't find anything, mine out a huge cuboid. the eye never lies.
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#1765 [23:10] <xbox360-player> it just goes down into the ground
#1766 [23:10] <xbox360-player> and i've digged like 6 by 6's around the area all the way down to bedrock
#1767 [23:11] <kensei> Hey quick question. Are the Download services on minecraft.net down right now? The mojang support site says its up but when i try and download it, it says they are down
#1768 [23:11] <mattym> kensei, Whats the exact error you get?
#1769 [23:12] <kensei> Download services currently offline, please come back later.
#1770 [23:12] <mattym> kensei, On what website?
#1771 [23:12] <kensei> Minecraft.net
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#1773 [23:12] <xbox360-player> pie_flavor got any other advice?
#1774 [23:12] <mattym> kensei, Hmm seems like they are.
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#1776 [23:13] <kensei> Thats odd. I checked the support site and on the side it says that minecraft.net is "Minecraft.net This service is healthy. All is good!"
#1777 [23:13] <pie_flavor> xbox360-player: nope
#1778 [23:14] <mattym> xbox360-player, Did you make your map before strongholds were added?
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#1782 [23:22] <kensei> It's back up now
#1783 [23:25] <kensei> Buuuut the native launcher wont download now that i have the installer. >~>
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#1785 [23:30] <assassin34> i have problem with the minecraft launcher it keeps crashing
#1786 [23:31] <pie_flavor> ??> assassin34 launcher/log
#1787 [23:31] <Absol> assassin34: We need to see what is in your Launcher Log, which can be found on the second tab of the launcher.
#1788 [23:31] <Absol> assassin34: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1789 [23:31] <pie_flavor> oops, wrong command
#1790 [23:31] <pie_flavor> ??> assassin34 launcher/crash-log
#1791 [23:31] <Absol> assassin34: We need to see your crash log, which appears after a crash.
#1792 [23:31] <Absol> assassin34: First, copy all of the text (right click on any empty space, press "Copy All Text"). Then, go to http://paste.ubuntu.com/ and paste it. Click "Paste!", then share with us the link (the URL) that it takes you to.
#1793 [23:31] <pie_flavor> do the second one
#1794 [23:33] <assassin34> i got theurl
#1795 [23:33] <assassin34> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23126779/
#1796 [23:34] <pie_flavor> assassin34: that is neither of the things that i asked
#1797 [23:34] <pie_flavor> buuuuut don't bother, i already know the problem
#1798 [23:34] <assassin34> do you want to see the crash log
#1799 [23:35] <assassin34> ---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Ooh. Shiny. Time: 03/09/16 11:35 Description: Initializing game org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52) at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:247) at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:306) at org.
#1800 [23:35] <pie_flavor> assassin34: not dumped into the irc chat, hell no
#1801 [23:35] <pie_flavor> a paste.ubuntu.com would be nice
#1802 [23:35] <pie_flavor> but that's not necessary
#1803 [23:36] <assassin34> whats the problem with the launcher
#1804 [23:36] <pie_flavor> assassin34: unfortunately the Intel Mobile 4 series is not supported past Windows 7.
#1805 [23:36] <pie_flavor> To play Minecraft, you'd need to install Windows 7, or use a different computer.
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#1807 [23:37] <assassin34> so this computer aint meant for games
#1808 [23:37] <pie_flavor> not necessarily
#1809 [23:37] <pie_flavor> just not for games using OpenGL
#1810 [23:38] <pie_flavor> games using DirectX will usually work
#1811 [23:38] <pie_flavor> most games use DirectX, but Minecraft uses OpenGL for cross-platform compatibility.
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#1814 [23:39] <assassin34> i have problems with 0xc000007b
#1815 [23:39] <pie_flavor> assassin34: you can't play the game
#1816 [23:39] <pie_flavor> not on that compute
#1817 [23:39] <pie_flavor> s/compute/computer/
#1818 [23:39] <ExtremeBot> pie_flavor meant to say: not on that computer
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#1822 [23:40] <pie_flavor> you can install windows 7, and then you'll be able to play.
#1823 [23:40] <assassin34> but other games like cod needs to fix that problem any ideas
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#1825 [23:42] <pie_flavor> yes
#1826 [23:42] <pie_flavor> install windows 7
#1827 [23:42] <pie_flavor> or get a new computer
#1828 [23:42] <kensei> Im not getting the native launcher. It keeps saying it failed.
#1829 [23:42] <pie_flavor> kensei: what's it specifically saying?
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#1831 [23:43] <kensei> Unable to update the Minecraft Native Launcher
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#1833 [23:44] <kensei> I have the line from the log too
#1834 [23:44] <kensei> Set run directory to C:\Program Files (x86)\Minecraft Native Launcher Version: 301 Operating System: Windows 8 Application Hash: 21880fed62e16988cda4de8d7591a6d2f5078044 Application Data directory: C:\Users\kenseirabbit\AppData\Roaming Executable Path: MinecraftLauncher.exe App Directory dir: C:\Program Files (x86)\Minecraft Start dir: C:/Program Files (x86)/Minecraft Launcher dir: C:/Program Files (x86)/Minecraft/game TmpDir dir: C:/Program Files (x86
#1835 [23:45] <pie_flavor> ??> kensei dl/win/alternate
#1836 [23:45] <Absol> kensei: Go to https://minecraft.net/download/alternative, and download the Second Minecraft.exe available on that page.
#1837 [23:45] <pie_flavor> try that one
#1838 [23:45] <kensei> Alrighty shall try. Thank you
#1839 [23:48] <assassin34> a thanks guys ill just get a new computer bye
#1840 [23:50] <pie_flavor> bye
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#1846 [23:59] <kensei> Got it downloaded and working. Thanks for the assisst guys!
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