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#4 [00:07] * Kealper rawrs
#4 [00:14] <Minecrafter> kelp
#5 [00:14] <Minecrafter> thanks for the help last night
#6 [00:14] <Minecrafter> :)
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#8 [00:15] <ItzMe> hey all, can somebody help me with bad video card drivers?
#9 [00:16] <ItzMe> my graphics driver is up to date, and my graphics driver is a: NVIDIA GeForce 7100 GS
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#11 [00:21] <ItzMe> can anybody help me out?
#12 [00:21] <ItzMe> much appreciated... <_< :D
#13 [00:21] <Minecrafter> I can't help you on this subject sorry :(
#14 [00:22] <ItzMe> do you know of any other chats or people that possibly could?
#15 [00:22] <Minecrafter> hmm
#16 [00:23] <Minecrafter> No I cannot think of one Sorry :(
#17 [00:23] <Minecrafter> no helpers on this one atm
#18 [00:23] <Minecrafter> kinda sucks
#19 [00:23] <ItzMe> ahkays...
#20 [00:23] <ItzMe> :S
#21 [00:23] <ItzMe> fml
#22 [00:23] <ItzMe> jst bought it and now got the error
#23 [00:23] <ItzMe> </3
#24 [00:23] <Minecrafter> sec
#25 [00:23] <Minecrafter> whats the error say?
#26 [00:23] <ItzMe> hmm
#27 [00:23] <ItzMe> ill reload it
#28 [00:24] <ItzMe> pretty much just "bad video card drivers"
#29 [00:24] <ItzMe> but ill copy + paste, ohld on
#30 [00:24] <ItzMe> hold **
#31 [00:25] <ItzMe> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 22/05/11 2:24 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.5_01 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java
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#33 [00:26] <ItzMe> =S
#34 [00:26] <Minecrafter> I'm not sure one second
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#37 [00:28] <ItzMe> im 100% sure my graphics card is up to date, i updated it yesterday
#38 [00:28] <ItzMe> of nvidia's website..
#39 [00:28] <Minecrafter> hm, have you tried downloading the minecraft.jar from minecraft.net?
#40 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> ItzMe - Can you give us a dxdiag?
#41 [00:29] <Minecrafter> grey will take over...
#42 [00:29] <ItzMe> thats what im running when i get that error
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#44 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> ItzMe win/dxdiag
#45 [00:29] <ItzMe> how do i get a dxdiag?
#46 [00:29] <VoxelHead> ItzMe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#47 [00:29] <VoxelHead> ItzMe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#48 [00:30] <ItzMe> copy paste diag into chat box yeh?
#49 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> No
#50 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com it
#51 [00:30] <Minecrafter> pastebin
#52 [00:31] <ItzMe> http://pastebin.com/7Tf6bSaL
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#54 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> Your drivers show as being from 2006, are you sure you downloaded and installed the correct drivers from nvidia's site?
#55 [00:33] <ItzMe> pretty sure, when i went to install them from going through device manager, when i clicked on the graphics card and went to update it
#56 [00:33] <ItzMe> said that i already have the latest driver available
#57 [00:33] <genshou> you went through device manager? :\
#58 [00:33] <ItzMe> to locate it...
#59 [00:33] <genshou> just go to the nvidia website, much better :)
#60 [00:34] <genshou> never trust Winderp to do things like that
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#62 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> ^
#63 [00:34] <genshou> :D
#64 [00:34] <ItzMe> from looking at my dxdiag, is my vista 32 or 64 bit?
#65 [00:35] <genshou> achievement get! 'GreyVulpine approves -b '
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#67 [00:35] <genshou> Blech, Mabinogi
#68 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> ItzMe - Right click on your computer -> properties
#69 [00:35] <mib_uun64d> ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 ???????
#70 [00:36] <mib_uun64d> what should i do
#71 [00:36] <genshou> first google that, mib
#72 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_uun64d - Can you post the entire error at pastebin.com
#73 [00:36] <ItzMe> 32 bit, thanks guys :D
#74 [00:36] <mib_uun64d> alright i googled it
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#76 [00:37] <genshou> mib, from a few MC forum threads I read it seems to be related to video drivers, is that what you're getting?
#77 [00:38] <genshou> (also, pastebinning the entire error report would be helpful to us as GV said)
#78 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> genshou - It'd be nice to see the entire error log
#79 [00:38] <genshou> :D
#80 [00:38] * genshou is slow at the trigger on account of being tipsy, sorry
#80 [00:38] <ItzMe> haha
#81 [00:38] <ItzMe> ^ win
#82 [00:38] <mib_uun64d> http://mibpaste.com/4e5S5t
#83 [00:39] <mib_uun64d> there it is thats the whole report
#84 [00:39] <genshou> I'm guessing GV will ask you to go to Start menu -> Run -> type 'dxdiag' and hit enter
#85 [00:40] <ItzMe> >_<
#86 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Why don't you just take it from here genshou :P
#87 [00:40] <genshou> but you're so good at it GV
#88 [00:40] <genshou> :D
#89 [00:40] <genshou> also I want to play Minecraft now.
#90 [00:41] <genshou> I logged on to send a /me hug to someone on another server before I get caught up in branch mining and powered rail building.
#91 [00:42] <mib_uun64d> i ran the dxdiag and it says no problems
#92 [00:43] <ItzMe> yiew
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#94 [00:43] <ItzMe> my pc resolution is going from minute to huge every few seconds :D gotta love downloading graphics drivers..
#95 [00:44] <SteelAngel> Hello! Can anyone assist me in understanding a java.NoRouteToHostException when running a server?
#96 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_uun64d - Can you please do this;
#97 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/dxdiag
#98 [00:44] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#99 [00:44] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#100 [00:45] <ItzMe> i love you computer smart peoples :D
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#102 [00:46] <mib_uun64d> http://mibpaste.com/N234oF
#103 [00:47] * genshou reads the paste, sees notebook graphics chipset and 'Dell', shudders, grabs the whiskey :(
#103 [00:47] <ItzMe> lets hope this works :D <33333333
#104 [00:48] <ItzMe> omfg i love u guys !
#105 [00:48] <ItzMe> :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#106 [00:48] <ItzMe> id spam more but im going to play minecraft now ... adios bro's ur legends :D
#107 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> Hate looking for drivers on dell's site..
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#109 [00:54] <mib_uun64d> tell me about it -.-
#110 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Okay, I think I got it...
#111 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?os=WLH&catid=-1&dateid=-1&impid=-1&osl=EN&typeid=-1&formatid=-1&servicetag=&SystemID=INS_PNT_P4_9400&hidos=WW1&hidlang=en&TabIndex=&scanSupported=False&scanConsent=False
#112 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Go down to video, look for the..
#113 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> 945GM graphics controller
#114 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Download and install that
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#116 [00:59] <Kealper> wow...that was pretty intense
#117 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#118 [01:00] <Kealper> just watched a documentary on Papua New Guinea and how just as of like... 20 years ago there were still jungle tribes openly eating people >.>
#119 [01:00] <mib_uun64d> okay i'll try that right now i'll let you know how that goes thanks i really appreciate it (:
#120 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> G'luck
#121 [01:00] <Kealper> apparently...humans kinda taste like hog
#122 [01:00] <Kealper> TIL? lol
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#128 [01:11] <findow> heeeey
#129 [01:11] <Kealper> hi
#130 [01:13] <Minecrafter> back
#131 [01:13] <Kealper> front
#132 [01:15] <Kealper> :<
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#134 [01:27] <findow> GreyVulpine im under a new name but im the guy you helped with the error i downloaded the drive from dell and it was a success! thanks for the help bro i finally get to play(:
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#138 [01:33] <heyoitsrico> hi can anyone help?
#139 [01:34] <heyoitsrico> I have a wuestion about minecraft and i was directed here
#140 [01:34] <heyoitsrico> plz someone talk!!
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#142 [01:35] <heyoitsrico> hello>
#143 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#144 [01:36] <heyoitsrico> hi can you help>?
#145 [01:36] <Pou> Hi can someone please give me new ideas I have bought this game online two days ago i cannot get in to play it i have done lots of things and nothing has worked, really frustrated now please??
#146 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - With?
#147 [01:36] <heyoitsrico> thre is no .minecraft folder and i want to install a world wat shall i do>
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#149 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - What operating system are you on?
#150 [01:37] <heyoitsrico> windows xp i believe
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#152 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - Go to your start menu, go to the run command, and type in %appdata%
#153 [01:38] <Psyborg> Pou: what does it do when you try to run minecraft.exe?
#154 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> Look for the .minecraft folder
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#156 [01:38] <heyoitsrico> i searched .minecraft and there isnt one!!
#157 [01:39] <Pou> it says login i do then it says cant connect tominecraft.net
#158 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - Did you pay for an account?
#159 [01:40] <heyoitsrico> yes i did and i can play the game but i cant find .mineccraft i downloaded it and can play
#160 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - .minecraft isn't in %appdata%?
#161 [01:41] <heyoitsrico> how do i run commadn? i did search all files and folders but nothing
#162 [01:41] <Psyborg> Pou: is this on the same computer that you are chatting on? And, do you have a firewall or any special router settings that you know of?
#163 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> heyoitsrico - Go to your start menu, click on the Run command
#164 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> In the run command, type in: %appdata%
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#166 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> Press enter
#167 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> .minecraft will be there
#168 [01:41] <Pou> I have been coming here for help for two days i have done the paste bin thing i have downloaded catalyst i have unistalled and re isntalled java i ave oinged, i am so lost my kids just wanna play
#169 [01:41] <heyoitsrico> thank you so much grey you have saved me from a life of restarting my mine craft world
#170 [01:41] <mib_sxk6v2> when i click on open mods/texture packs on minecraft nothing happens
#171 [01:42] <Pou> its this computer i have turned the windows firewall off and the avast
#172 [01:42] <Pou> would there be another one
#173 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> i have a mac
#174 [01:43] <Psyborg> I dont know, if the firewall is off then it should work. Are you able to go to minecraft.net and log in there?
#175 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> yes
#176 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> i can log in and everything
#177 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> i'm trying to add a texture pac
#178 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> it won't let me
#179 [01:43] <Pou> psyborg
#180 [01:43] <mib_sxk6v2> ?
#181 [01:45] <Psyborg> Pou: try playing the game in-browser to see if youre able to log in and play in general
#182 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> ya i can
#183 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Can you go to your /library/application support/minecraft folder
#184 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> i don't think you understand
#185 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Psyborg wasn't talking to you
#186 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> I can play just fine
#187 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Can you go to your /library/application support/minecraft folder
#188 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> yes you are!
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#190 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> listn bitch
#191 [01:45] <mib_sxk6v2> i need help here
#192 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Can you go to your /library/application support/minecraft folder
#193 [01:45] <Pou> no i cant play in browser either just a blak screen
#194 [01:46] <mib_sxk6v2> can i get some help here please?
#195 [01:46] <mib_sxk6v2> anyone?
#196 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> I'm trying to help you mib_sxk6v2
#197 [01:47] <mib_sxk6v2> oh okay thank you
#198 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Can you go to your /library/application support/minecraft folder
#199 [01:47] <mib_sxk6v2> alright one sec
#200 [01:47] <mib_sxk6v2> ok now what?
#201 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the texturepacks folder?
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#203 [01:48] <mib_sxk6v2> yes
#204 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Put the .zip file of the texture pack into that folder
#205 [01:48] <Psyborg> Pou: is there any reason why any IP addresses or ports would be blocked completely on your router or internet provider?
#206 [01:49] <mib_sxk6v2> alright one sec
#207 [01:49] <Pou> i dont think so how can i test it i am so sorry i have no idea about computers
#208 [01:49] <Pou> i can get into everything on the net except for minecraft
#209 [01:50] <Pou> i feel so silly that i buy a game and i cant get my kids in it
#210 [01:50] <mib_sxk6v2> alright i put it in the texture packs folder
#211 [01:50] <Psyborg> Pou: well, who is your internet provider and do you have a router or is your computer connected directly to cable/dsl/phone...
#212 [01:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Now launch minecraft, and see if you can't get the texture pack selected now
#213 [01:50] <mib_sxk6v2> okay
#214 [01:52] <Pou> it is a phone jack with a speed touch machine and then into my computer i am on telecoms braodband
#215 [01:52] <mib_sxk6v2> i'm clicking on mods and texture packs and theres nothing there and when i click on open texture pack folder nothing happens
#216 [01:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - what exactly did you put in the texturepacks folder?
#217 [01:53] <mib_sxk6v2> jolicraft texture pac
#218 [01:53] <GreyVulpine> Can you give me a link to it?
#219 [01:53] <mib_sxk6v2> sure one sec
#220 [01:53] <mib_sxk6v2> http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/jolicraft/
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#222 [01:54] <mib_sxk6v2> thats it
#223 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - You only put the .zip file in the texturepacks folder, correct?
#224 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> You didn't extract it there, right?
#225 [01:55] <mib_sxk6v2> the .zip file?
#226 [01:55] <mib_sxk6v2> no
#227 [01:55] <Psyborg> Pou: ok, im not familiar with that kind of service...im not sure why you wouldnt be able to communicate with thr login server or what ports might be involved or if that would even matter...
#228 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - What do you mean "no"?
#229 [01:55] <mib_sxk6v2> i opened it then put the opened file in
#230 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> That's not what you're supposed to do
#231 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Go back to your /library/application support/minecraft folder, go into the texturepacks folder
#232 [01:56] <mib_sxk6v2> oops
#233 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> and delete everything inside
#234 [01:56] <mib_sxk6v2> ok
#235 [01:56] <mib_sxk6v2> okay
#236 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> Then, move only the .zip file inside
#237 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> Do not extract
#238 [01:56] <mib_sxk6v2> okay one sec
#239 [01:56] <Pou> should i take my harddrive to a computer tech to do t for me??
#240 [01:58] <mib_sxk6v2> i downloaded it again and it dosen't come up with a .zip file
#241 [01:58] <mib_sxk6v2> theres a folder
#242 [01:58] <GreyVulpine> Um.
#243 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> Okay, well, if a mac shows that as a folder..
#244 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> move the 'folder' into the texturepacks folder
#245 [01:59] <mib_sxk6v2> ya i did that before
#246 [01:59] <mib_sxk6v2> i'll try it agian
#247 [01:59] <mib_sxk6v2> okay now what?
#248 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> close minecraft, and launch it again
#249 [02:00] <mib_sxk6v2> oay
#250 [02:00] <Psyborg> Pou: if its just the login server you cant get, its some sort of internet connection issue, might help to call tech support at your internet provider but they might just tell you its on minecraft's end
#251 [02:00] <mib_sxk6v2> now what?
#252 [02:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Is it listed in the mods and textures list?
#253 [02:00] <mib_sxk6v2> nope
#254 [02:01] <mib_sxk6v2> it's not there
#255 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> What in the..
#256 [02:01] <mib_sxk6v2> just the defult
#257 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure the file you got from the download link is a folder?
#258 [02:01] <mib_sxk6v2> my friend has it and it works just fine
#259 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> It should be a .zip file
#260 [02:01] <mib_sxk6v2> yes
#261 [02:01] <mib_sxk6v2> hmmm
#262 [02:02] <mib_sxk6v2> i'll try downloading a differant texture pack
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#264 [02:03] <Pou> ok thank you
#265 [02:03] <mib_sxk6v2> okay i downloaded a new texture pack and put it in the texture packs folder
#266 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> relaunch minecraft, and see if it pops up in there
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#268 [02:04] <mib_sxk6v2> yep i did twice
#269 [02:04] <mib_sxk6v2> nothing
#270 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> ... hmm.
#271 [02:05] <mib_sxk6v2> yea i might as well give up
#272 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - hold on
#273 [02:05] <mib_sxk6v2> okay
#274 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_sxk6v2 - Could you go back to your hard drive
#275 [02:06] <mib_sxk6v2> ok
#276 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> look for /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#277 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> Is that the same path you went to before?
#278 [02:06] <mib_sxk6v2> pretty much
#279 [02:07] <mib_sxk6v2> the stuff is in the texture pack folder
#280 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> Weird..
#281 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> Delete the stuff in the texturepack folder again
#282 [02:07] <mib_sxk6v2> yep
#283 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> This time, go to http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/jolicraft/
#284 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> Download the stuff directly to that folder
#285 [02:07] <mib_sxk6v2> which one should i click on
#286 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> The "Download texture pack" button
#287 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> theres three of them
#288 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> oh
#289 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> nvm
#290 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> i see
#291 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> one sec
#292 [02:08] <mib_sxk6v2> now what?
#293 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> Is it downloaded straight to the texturepacks folder?
#294 [02:09] <mib_sxk6v2> no
#295 [02:09] <GreyVulpine> No?
#296 [02:09] <mib_sxk6v2> nope
#297 [02:09] <GreyVulpine> Can't you choose where to download it to?
#298 [02:09] <mib_sxk6v2> no
#299 [02:09] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#299 [02:09] <mib_sxk6v2> it just downloads
#300 [02:09] <mib_sxk6v2> ahahahaha
#301 [02:10] <GreyVulpine> Macs.. gotta love em
#302 [02:10] <mib_sxk6v2> oh for sure
#303 [02:10] <mib_sxk6v2> well thanks for trying
#304 [02:10] <mib_sxk6v2> i'm gonna go
#305 [02:10] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, sorry.
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#308 [02:17] <Psyborg> Any idea when minecraft will be out for iOS?
#309 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> We have no idea..
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#311 [02:17] <GreyVulpine> Later this year, last we heard
#312 [02:18] <Psyborg> I work night shift at a group home, i can only use my laptop on certain nights...tonight isnt one of them :/
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#315 [02:20] <Wug> dopeghoti, you there
#316 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> DopeGhoti's off courting his harem
#317 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> Check back in a few weeks
#318 [02:20] <Wug> -_
#319 [02:20] <Wug> -
#320 [02:21] <Sgt_X> Can anyone please help me? I installed Minecraft and downloaded the packages and the window went blank and on the desktop I got this:
#321 [02:21] <DopeGhoti> morning, Wug.
#322 [02:21] <Sgt_X> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#323 [02:21] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: 'harem'? K. would be displeased.
#324 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> What? We all know you've got some nookie going on, on the side.
#325 [02:22] <Kealper> lol
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#327 [02:23] <SlashLife> Mhh ...
#328 [02:23] <Wug> dope, you said to poke you about vox yesterday
#329 [02:23] <SlashLife> Is there a mod to define keyboard shortcuts or macros?
#330 [02:24] <Wug> I just finally got connected again
#331 [02:24] <SlashLife> Preferrably one that works in SMP as well.
#332 [02:24] <Wug> so, how do I shot new factoids
#333 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> SlashLife - go to: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Programs_and_editors
#334 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> Check out Minecraft QuickTyper
#335 [02:25] * Kealper hasn't seen it yet, but he'd be willing to be it's made in AutoIt
#335 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> pfft
#336 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> C#
#337 [02:25] <Kealper> is it really?
#338 [02:25] * GreyVulpine nods
#338 [02:25] <SlashLife> Ok, thanks
#339 [02:25] <Wug> autohotkey/autoit are way easier
#340 [02:25] <Kealper> seems like it'd be much easier to make a macro thing like that in AutoIt :/
#341 [02:25] <Kealper> what Wug said
#342 [02:25] * GreyVulpine uses hot keyboard himself
#342 [02:26] <Kealper> wait
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#344 [02:26] <Kealper> now that i think about it...it's probably just as easy in any .NET language
#345 [02:26] <Kealper> windows vkey stuff ._.
#346 [02:27] <Kealper> so i'm curious to know...
#347 [02:28] <Kealper> if AutoHotKey can do the sorts of stuff i'm doing in AutoIt....
#348 [02:28] <Kealper> i actually don't know much about AHK, as it was actually old AutoIt source from when that was opensource ages ago :/
#349 [02:29] <Kealper> well, by that i mean it's syntax is....AutoIt v2 like and stuff >.>
#350 [02:29] * Kealper will stop rambling now
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#351 [02:32] <mib_ucczdp> hello, i try to run minecraft and it says" fatal exception occured, porgram will exit" what do i do
#352 [02:32] <Kealper> mib_ucczdp: is that all it says?
#353 [02:33] <mib_ucczdp> yeah i click it to run and it just pops up that
#354 [02:33] <Kealper> mib_ucczdp: did you try reinstalling Java?
#355 [02:33] <mib_ucczdp> i will try that
#356 [02:33] <mib_ucczdp> what else if that dosent work
#357 [02:34] <Kealper> well...if that doesn't work....then i'll have to ask someone else because my brain is broken when it's this early in the morning lol
#358 [02:34] <mib_ucczdp> ok let me try that
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#361 [02:39] <SlashLife> GreyVulpine: Ok; it doesn't do all that I want, but it'll be a huge improvement over the way it is now, thanks. :)
#362 [02:41] <mib_ucczdp> that worked thank you so much
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#364 [02:41] <SlashLife> Oh, wait. The NumPad X are not just labels. Then it does pretty much everythign I want for now.
#365 [02:41] <Kealper> lol
#366 [02:42] * GreyVulpine snerks
#366 [02:42] <Kealper> i added a playlist queue to my music player....adding whole folders and having it seamlessly play though it ftw
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#368 [02:43] <xales> Kealper: Does it play FLAC?
#369 [02:43] <Kealper> xales: it could if i got the FLAC plugin for BASS
#370 [02:43] <Kealper> but since i don't have many flac files, i haven't downloaded that plugin :/
#371 [02:44] <Kealper> right now it supports mp3/4, wav, and ogg
#372 [02:46] <Kealper> meh, now that i have a playlist i can go though...i should add some next/previous song buttons so it can be navigated lol
#373 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> Does it do wavs without cutting off the last 500ms?
#374 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> Does it detect that it's an mp3, even though it has a .wav extension?
#375 [02:47] <Kealper> i don't see why it wouldn't :/
#376 [02:47] <Kealper> that...i'm not sure lol
#377 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#378 [02:48] <Kealper> i would assume it can, because the decoding is done by the audio library i'm using, and it's just a generic call to load a file...so i'd assume it would go by the headers in the file and not the extension
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#380 [02:49] <Kealper> also...dare i ask about cutting off the last 500ms of a wav file? lol
#381 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> VLC does it
#382 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> for some.. stupid reason
#383 [02:49] <Kealper> orly....
#384 [02:49] * GreyVulpine nods
#384 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> Has been, for a while.
#385 [02:49] * Kealper tests this
#385 [02:50] <GreyVulpine> You'll notice it if you've got a particularly short wav file
#386 [02:50] * GreyVulpine got really sick of it, when going through his portal 2 sound files.
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#387 [02:52] <Kealper> yeah, i just made a 2 sec wav file that does a 440hz tone for 1750ms, and then an 880hz tone for the last 250ms
#388 [02:53] <Kealper> nope
#389 [02:53] <Kealper> lemme test in vlc
#390 [02:54] <Kealper> woh
#391 [02:54] <Kealper> it does
#392 [02:54] * GreyVulpine nods
#392 [02:54] <Kealper> and it also has weird corruption
#393 [02:54] <Kealper> like...decoding artifacts? not quite sure how to explain it...lol
#394 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#395 [02:54] <Kealper> my player played it flawlessly :3
#396 [02:55] * Kealper checks winamp and wmp
#396 [02:55] <KriLL3> wav is kinda outmoded
#397 [02:56] <Kealper> looks like vlc is the only one that gets it wrong
#398 [02:57] <KriLL3> vlc is a very bad player in many ways
#399 [02:57] <Kealper> i've always disliked it for listening to audio, but i do adore it for video playback
#400 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> ^
#401 [02:57] <Kealper> proper hardware decoding ftw
#402 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> Was the first real mkv decoder that worked for me
#403 [02:58] <Kealper> indeed....and now i can have my server's gpu go at the decoding of like 720/1080p shows instead of having it steal cpu time from my mc server lol
#404 [02:59] <Kealper> (context: my server is in my room, so i use it to play documentaries when i want to get to sleep fast :P)
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#410 [03:09] <mib_jwfwhb> Hello?
#411 [03:09] <Psyborg> Whats up?
#412 [03:09] <xales> Hi.
#413 [03:09] <mib_jwfwhb> i have problem logging into multiplayer.
#414 [03:10] <mib_jwfwhb> Whenever I try to log in it says "Failed to log in: <html>"
#415 [03:10] <mib_jwfwhb> This is after I try type in an ip and click connect.
#416 [03:10] <mib_jwfwhb> Can you help me plaese?
#417 [03:10] <Psyborg> Have you tried multiple servers and had the same thing happen?
#418 [03:11] <mib_jwfwhb> Yup.
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#420 [03:11] <Psyborg> And youve purchased the game and created an account on minecraft.net?
#421 [03:11] <xales> mib_jwfwhb: Are you able to browse to http://minecraft.net ?
#422 [03:11] <mib_jwfwhb> Yup
#423 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> I bought it just a few days ago,
#424 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> on the 18th
#425 [03:12] <Psyborg> And for the server name youre just typing in the ip address?
#426 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> Yes I am able to browse there
#427 [03:12] <xales> mib_jwfwhb: Disable any security software you may be running on your computer, that tends to cause that issue
#428 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> Yup.
#429 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> Disable my antivirus?
#430 [03:12] <mib_jwfwhb> Okay.
#431 [03:13] <Benwin> Hopefully someone here can help me... One of my users (SMP server) is having lag issues... when he types, everyone on the server sees his text immediately, but he only sees it after (considerable) lag... same when anyone else types - we all see it immediately, but he is lagged. When he types a server command (/ping, etc...) there's lag... He's sitting *DIRECTLY* next to me, and we're on
#432 [03:13] <Benwin> the same LAN as the SMP server, so "lag" isn't the issue (he has 3ms ping to the server).
#433 [03:13] <xales> Benwin: It's something with his computer, most likely
#434 [03:13] <xales> Does he have the problem on _other_ servers?
#435 [03:13] <Benwin> I thought so, too... until he used the computer next to me...
#436 [03:13] <Benwin> He has the same issue
#437 [03:14] <Benwin> And when I log onto his machine *I* don't lag -at all-
#438 [03:14] <xales> His player data is probably corrupted on the server then
#439 [03:14] <xales> Deleting it will reset his location and inventory
#440 [03:14] <Benwin> I've done that.
#441 [03:14] <Benwin> It fixes it - for a minute.
#442 [03:14] <xales> You deleted the playername.dat?
#443 [03:14] <Benwin> yep
#444 [03:15] <Benwin> in /players/
#445 [03:15] <xales> Is he using any client mods?
#446 [03:15] <Benwin> Nope
#447 [03:15] <Benwin> else I would lag when I used his client as well.
#448 [03:15] <xales> Does he have the issue on other servers?
#449 [03:15] <Benwin> Umm... unsure.
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#451 [03:15] <Benwin> Got one we can test on? lol
#452 [03:15] <Anthro> grey you here?
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#454 [03:16] <xales> Benwin: Uhh..not off the top of my head
#455 [03:16] <xales> Anthro: What do you need?
#456 [03:16] <Anthro> hey xales
#457 [03:16] <xales> Hi.
#458 [03:16] <Anthro> oh well i wanted to tell him that i got the problem we were having with this flying mod figuard out
#459 [03:17] <Anthro> but the thing is it makes my game laggy as shit
#460 [03:17] <Anthro> anyidea how to solve that?
#461 [03:17] <xales> We can't help with that.
#462 [03:17] <Anthro> well im pretty sure grey could but oh well
#463 [03:18] <xales> None of us use that.
#464 [03:18] <Anthro> anyways how would i enable something for my server?
#465 [03:18] <xales> It depends on what the "something" is
#466 [03:18] <Anthro> again grey was helping me earlier today so im sure he could a nd its flying
#467 [03:18] <Anthro> i keep getting kicked for floating for too long
#468 [03:18] <xales> It's a setting in server.properties
#469 [03:19] <Anthro> where can i find that folder? in the bin folder?
#470 [03:19] <xales> Anyway, to my knowledge, he doesn't actually use fly mods at all, and would not be able to help you
#471 [03:19] <xales> No
#472 [03:19] <xales> On the server
#473 [03:19] <xales> In the directory the server is running from
#474 [03:20] <Anthro> and how would i get to that? and i know he doesnt use them but he has before so i yo u know what ever doesnt really matter
#475 [03:20] <xales> Are you running the server?
#476 [03:20] <Anthro> yes
#477 [03:21] <xales> The directory where you run the server from...
#478 [03:21] <xales> ._.
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#480 [03:22] <Anthro> uh well i downloaded the server off the minecraft s i te
#481 [03:22] <Jckf> Are there any full-featured 3rd party servers?
#482 [03:22] <Benwin> Nope
#483 [03:22] <Benwin> he doesn't have the problem on other servers.
#484 [03:22] <Anthro> i just double click it and it boots up theres nothing like a directory i dont think
#485 [03:22] <xales> Benwin: Any mods on the server?
#486 [03:22] <xales> Anthro: The thing you are double clicking
#487 [03:22] <Benwin> Lots.
#488 [03:22] <xales> is in a folder
#489 [03:23] <xales> that is where server.properties is
#490 [03:23] <Anthro> ok
#491 [03:23] <xales> ._.
#492 [03:23] <xales> Benwin: Try it with no mods, see if the issue persists
#493 [03:23] <Anthro> and how can i get to that?
#494 [03:23] <Benwin> sec
#495 [03:23] <xales> Anthro: I just told you...
#496 [03:23] <xales> when you double click the file to launch the server
#497 [03:23] <xales> it is _in the same folder_
#498 [03:23] <Psyborg> Benwin: is he connecting to a server on his own computer, or does he use the Outside IP as opposed to the LAN address?
#499 [03:24] <Anthro> what u told me makes no sence im clicking an icon on my desktop
#500 [03:24] * Jckf facepalms
#500 [03:24] <xales> You have to find where you installed the server then
#501 [03:24] <xales> ._.
#502 [03:24] <Benwin> same issue with plugins disabled.
#503 [03:24] <Anthro> ok that makes sense
#504 [03:24] <Anthro> one sex
#505 [03:24] <Anthro> sec*
#506 [03:25] <xales> Benwin: Delete the playername.dat and see if it comes back with the mods off
#507 [03:27] <Benwin> hrm
#508 [03:27] <Benwin> that seems to have fixed it.
#509 [03:27] <Benwin> wtf?
#510 [03:27] <xales> One of the mods is causing it, then
#511 [03:27] <Benwin> But why *just* him?
#512 [03:27] <Anthro> odd it seems not to have a containing folder o.O
#513 [03:28] <xales> A mod doesn't like him? I have no idea :|
#514 [03:28] <xales> Anthro: It does
#515 [03:28] <Anthro> i right clicked it it wont let me open the cantaining folder
#516 [03:28] <Anthro> containing*
#517 [03:29] <xales> That's..not how you open it
#518 [03:29] <Anthro> dude its 3:25 am for me simplifie it for me lol
#519 [03:30] <xales> I don't know how you set it up or where it would be
#520 [03:30] <Anthro> i didnt do anything but download it off the minecraft website
#521 [03:30] <xales> Then if you put that file on your desktop, server.properties is on your desktop ._.
#522 [03:31] <Anthro> its not theres no folder with that name
#523 [03:31] <xales> server.properties is a file, not a folder
#524 [03:31] <Anthro> hell if this irc had video id show you man
#525 [03:31] <Anthro> well thats not on my desktop either
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#527 [03:31] <xales> It might show up as just "server"
#528 [03:32] <Anthro> yea the minecraft server
#529 [03:32] <Anthro> do you have yahoo xales?
#530 [03:32] <xales> No.
#531 [03:32] <Anthro> ill turn my webcam on and show you
#532 [03:32] <Anthro> ok
#533 [03:33] <Anthro> skype?
#534 [03:33] <xales> This computer can't run any of those programs
#535 [03:33] <xales> Anyway
#536 [03:33] <xales> Is there a file
#537 [03:33] <Anthro> right
#538 [03:33] <xales> called _exactly_ "server"
#539 [03:33] <xales> on your desktop? ._.
#540 [03:33] <Anthro> there is an icon similar to the minecraft game icon
#541 [03:33] <xales> Is the name
#542 [03:33] <Anthro> but it says minecraft server
#543 [03:33] <xales> EXACTLY
#544 [03:33] <xales> "server"
#545 [03:33] <xales> or not?
#546 [03:33] <Anthro> yes
#547 [03:34] <xales> Then that is the server.properties file
#548 [03:34] <Benwin> wow
#549 [03:34] <Benwin> i re-enabled all plugins
#550 [03:34] <Benwin> and it's working fine
#551 [03:34] <Benwin> Thanks a ton, xales :)
#552 [03:34] <xales> Benwin: Not a problem
#553 [03:34] <Benwin> back later. :)
#554 [03:34] <Anthro> right ok then how do i enable something with it? becuase ill fucking click it till the cows come home but the only thing itll do is turn my server on
#555 [03:35] <xales> If it is the file you use to launch the server, then it is not the properties file
#556 [03:35] <Anthro> even opening it with Winrar doesnt give me anything
#557 [03:35] <xales> and it's name is also not "server"
#558 [03:35] <Anthro> ok then
#559 [03:35] <xales> Once again
#560 [03:35] <xales> You are looking for a file
#561 [03:35] <xales> with the name EXACTLY
#562 [03:35] <xales> "server"
#563 [03:35] <xales> or
#564 [03:35] <Anthro> >.>
#565 [03:35] <xales> "server.properties"
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#567 [03:36] <Anthro> ok apperntly i dont have a program to beable to open and veiw it
#568 [03:36] <xales> Notepad.
#569 [03:36] <Anthro> but i did find a file with that name
#570 [03:36] <Anthro> ok
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#572 [03:37] <Anthro> thanks man ^^
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#574 [03:38] <Pou> Hi again guys I was on earlier i have to download it and it says open with?? i cant open it now
#575 [03:38] <Pou> please please help?
#576 [03:39] <xales> What did you download, and what are you trying to do?
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#578 [03:42] <Pou> I bought the game mine draft two days ago cant get into it i have done ten differetn things and still not so now i have got it up on the ??laptop and i can play it on the browser but i want to download it it says open with
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#580 [03:42] <xales> Pou: Then you downloaded the wrong thing.
#581 [03:42] <xales> ??> Pou win/client
#582 [03:42] <VoxelHead> Pou: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#585 [03:44] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> IS THERE A REASON I T WONT RUN IT IS JUST A BLACK SCREEN!
#586 [03:44] <Pou> wow thank you soo much
#587 [03:44] <xales> Chill out and stop with the caps or you will not get any help.
#588 [03:45] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> Minecraft wont run when i open it i log in then it sayd updating minecraft for a mila second then it is just black screen
#589 [03:45] <xales> ??> IHATEMINECRAAFT win/reinst
#590 [03:45] <VoxelHead> IHATEMINECRAAFT: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#591 [03:45] <VoxelHead> IHATEMINECRAAFT: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#592 [03:45] <KriLL3> IHATEMINECRAAFT: stop shouting, it's impolite
#593 [03:46] <Kealper> ^
#594 [03:46] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> Why would i delete bin??
#595 [03:46] <xales> To reinstall it?
#596 [03:46] <Kealper> because it will be redownloaded
#597 [03:46] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> how does it get reinstalld
#598 [03:46] <KriLL3> does it matter?
#599 [03:46] <GreyVulpine> It redownloads bin next time you run minecraft
#600 [03:46] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> ok ill try
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#602 [03:47] <Kealper> btw there is an extra "A" in your name
#603 [03:47] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> i know
#604 [03:48] <KriLL3> perhaps single A was taken?
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#606 [03:48] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> When i right click it only says "Undo Delete"
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#608 [03:49] <xales> Right click on..what?
#609 [03:49] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> the bin folder
#610 [03:49] <KriLL3> ...?
#611 [03:49] <KriLL3> select it, hit the delete key, enter, done
#612 [03:49] * Kealper goes back to hacking Minecraft
#612 [03:50] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> that worked thanks now i will test to see if i can play now
#613 [03:50] <KriLL3> yw, now you know how to delete folders...
#614 [03:51] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> no its still a black screen
#615 [03:51] <xales> ??> IHATEMINECRAAFT win/dxdiag
#616 [03:51] <VoxelHead> IHATEMINECRAAFT: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#617 [03:51] <VoxelHead> IHATEMINECRAAFT: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#618 [03:52] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> VoxelHead i want to say thanks for your help it is working now i very much appreciate everyone's help here
#619 [03:52] <xales> VoxelHead is a bot
#620 [03:52] <xales> ._.
#621 [03:52] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> oh
#622 [03:53] <VoxelHead> All the same, you're quite welcome.
#623 [03:53] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> awww my too many items is gone
#624 [03:54] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> I thought voxelhead was a bot
#625 [03:54] <Kealper> vox is a bot
#626 [03:54] <VoxelHead> Ssssh!
#627 [03:54] <Kealper> just...a smart one
#628 [03:54] <VoxelHead> Stop spreading these salacious lies.
#629 [03:54] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> oh
#630 [03:54] <AndrewPH> Vox isn't smart, what are you talking about?
#631 [03:54] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> thats rude
#632 [03:54] <Kealper> well...it tries >.>
#633 [03:54] <AndrewPH> I don't think Vox puts any effort towards being smart at all.
#634 [03:55] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> if you say its name in a sentence he respons no matter what
#635 [03:55] <Kealper> i never said it tries hard lol
#636 [03:55] <DopeGhoti> I keep telling you people
#637 [03:55] <DopeGhoti> it's not artificial intelligence
#638 [03:55] <AndrewPH> VoxelHead: are you a bot?
#639 [03:55] <VoxelHead> Yes and i wont stop till my foot explodes!
#640 [03:55] <DopeGhoti> it's genuine stupidity
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#642 [03:55] <Kealper> XD
#643 [03:55] <AndrewPH> It's artificial stupidity
#644 [03:55] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> well in my opinion VoxelHead is very helpful and nice
#645 [03:55] <DopeGhoti> no, it's quite genuinely stupid
#646 [03:56] <AndrewPH> VoxelHead: On a scale of 1 to 1, how stupid are you?
#647 [03:56] * VoxelHead huggles IHATEMINECRAAFT
#647 [03:56] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#648 [03:56] <VoxelHead> I can't tell you that.
#649 [03:56] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I'm a bot.
#650 [03:56] <xales> VoxelHead: Activate stupid bot detectors
#651 [03:56] <VoxelHead> Wait! No, I'm not.
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#653 [03:56] * VoxelHead scans #minecrafthelp
#653 [03:56] <VoxelHead> Stupid bot levels of 34 percent detected.
#654 [03:56] <Em> Ok so I redownloaded java and that took care of my frist problem but now when i run minecraft it get to the mojang screen after i log in and then it shuts itself down, what can i do
#655 [03:56] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> hahahahaha
#656 [03:56] <VoxelHead> FOOLS! i am VoxelHead!
#657 [03:56] <Kealper> 34%? we're doing good tonight
#658 [03:56] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> em that happened to mee
#659 [03:56] <AndrewPH> VoxelHead: activate phaser array.
#660 [03:56] <AndrewPH> :(
#661 [03:56] <VoxelHead> Phaser array to maximum^~£@$^££%percent£*£.
#662 [03:57] * VoxelHead tickles andrewph
#662 [03:57] <xales> ??> Em win/reinst
#663 [03:57] <VoxelHead> Em: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#664 [03:57] <VoxelHead> Em: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#665 [03:57] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> what he means is open the minecraft folders and delete the bin folder
#666 [03:58] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> this chat is quite interesting VoxelHead how long have you been online
#667 [03:58] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> akward silence
#668 [03:59] * Kealper goes back to haxxoring Minecraft login stuff
#668 [03:59] <VoxelHead> honestly? About ten hours.
#669 [03:59] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> thats a long time
#670 [04:00] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> VoxelHead keep up the great work
#671 [04:00] <VoxelHead> \o/
#672 [04:00] <Em> thank you so much
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#674 [04:00] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> VoxelHead what does \o/ mean?
#675 [04:00] <VoxelHead> a joint
#676 [04:00] <Kealper> it....LOL
#677 [04:01] <UKTIMATE000> any 1 heree
#678 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#679 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Nobody's here
#680 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> All dead
#681 [04:01] <Kealper> it's a head with both hands up in the air, as if to say "WOOOHOO!!"
#682 [04:01] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> yes UKTIMATE000
#683 [04:01] <VoxelHead> thank you... i love you.
#684 [04:01] <UKTIMATE000> does any 1 wana joi my new mc server''
#685 [04:01] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> I WILL!!!
#686 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> This isn't the channel for that, try #smp
#687 [04:01] <xales> This is a help channel. Not a place to advertise servers.
#688 [04:01] <UKTIMATE000> o ok
#689 [04:02] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> UKTIMATE000 what the IP?
#690 [04:03] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> UKTIMATE000 want to PM the IP to me on youtube
#691 [04:03] <Kealper> you can PM on irc .-.
#692 [04:03] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> IRC?
#693 [04:03] <Kealper> /msg username rawr
#694 [04:03] * DopeGhoti gestures around
#694 [04:03] <DopeGhoti> This.. Is.. IRC!
#695 [04:03] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> ok PM ME the IP
#696 [04:03] <Kealper> IRC....Internet Relay Chat, the thing we're talking on right now
#697 [04:04] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> Whats the IP?
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#699 [04:04] * Kealper thinks that person has already stopped looking at this channel
#699 [04:04] <xales> IHATEMINECRAAFT: I am sure he saw you ask. You don't need to keep asking.
#700 [04:05] <DopeGhoti> IP (abbrev) Internett Protocol; part of the TCP/IP Suite of protocols
#701 [04:05] * VoxelHead puts on jimjams
#701 [04:05] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> well i only know 1 IP and its a famous youtube minecraft commentator
#702 [04:05] <DopeGhoti> I don't think IP means what you think it means.
#703 [04:05] * Kealper doesn't know his own server's IP
#703 [04:06] <Kealper> and it's the truth!
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#706 [04:07] <UKTIMATE000> i hate minecraft u there
#707 [04:07] <Kealper> RIP 67.177.131.104, you will be missed.
#708 [04:07] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> When i say i mean SMP
#709 [04:07] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> yeah i here
#710 [04:07] <UKTIMATE000> im trying to pm u
#711 [04:07] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> ok
#712 [04:07] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> u r
#713 [04:07] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> you are
#714 [04:07] <UKTIMATE000> yes
#715 [04:08] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> We gonna play on yo server?
#716 [04:08] <UKTIMATE000> hate u there
#717 [04:08] <UKTIMATE000> yes u need hamachi
#718 [04:08] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> yes
#719 [04:09] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> whats that?
#720 [04:09] <Kealper> just remember: this is a help channel, not a general chatter channel....
#721 [04:09] <UKTIMATE000> minecraft u gotta pm me
#722 [04:09] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> Kealper sorry
#723 [04:09] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> i click pm but nothing happens
#724 [04:10] <Kealper> is it safe to assume you are using Mibbit?
#725 [04:10] <xales> Kealper: Of course. ._.
#726 [04:10] <xales> 99.5% of people here use it, do you need to ask? :P
#727 [04:10] <Kealper> look above the chat window, there are tabs....the PM window with the person is probably up there
#728 [04:10] <Kealper> xales: hence it being pretty safe to assume lol
#729 [04:10] <IHATEMINECRAAFT> UKtimate000 do u has a youtube?
#730 [04:11] <UKTIMATE000> try to join my ip 5.246.47.141
#731 [04:12] * Kealper grumbles
#731 [04:12] <UKTIMATE000> minecraft join the #smp channel ok
#732 [04:13] <UKTIMATE000> i hate minecraft join the #smp channel
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#734 [04:14] <Kealper> Sqozza: you atheist
#735 [04:14] <AndrewPH> lol you guys sure are smart
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#737 [04:20] <KriLL3> I'm an atheist, I've never eaten babies
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#740 [04:21] <tandy76> How do I use a minecraft gift code that has been sent to me?
#741 [04:21] <KriLL3> tandy76: you consume it, to absorb it's powers
#742 [04:21] <tandy76> Your not any help
#743 [04:22] <xales> ??> tandy76 giftcode
#744 [04:22] <VoxelHead> tandy76: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#745 [04:23] <tandy76> Apperently its aready been used
#746 [04:24] <xales> tandy76: Where did you get the gift code _from_?
#747 [04:24] <tandy76> Someone sent it to me
#748 [04:24] <xales> Did they purchase it from minecraft.net?
#749 [04:24] <tandy76> Yes
#750 [04:25] <xales> Did you enter it exactly as it was written?
#751 [04:25] <tandy76> yes
#752 [04:25] <xales> You should talk to whomever gave it to you, then
#753 [04:25] <tandy76> it was my dad and he is really angry that he payed 20 dollars and its not worksing
#754 [04:26] <tandy76> *working*
#755 [04:26] <xales> Wait.
#756 [04:26] <Kealper> are you 120% positive you are typing it exactly as-shown?
#757 [04:26] <xales> ^
#758 [04:26] <tandy76> yes
#759 [04:27] <tandy76> hold on
#760 [04:27] <tandy76> i'll try again
#761 [04:27] <Kealper> it should be in the form of XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
#762 [04:27] <Kealper> where the Xs would be the numbers/letters
#763 [04:28] <tandy76> yea ok
#764 [04:28] <tandy76> I copied and pated it from my e-mail instead of writing it down and it worked
#765 [04:28] <tandy76> Thank you so much
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#773 [04:44] <blinky> hello
#774 [04:44] <blinky> um
#775 [04:44] <blinky> i have a problem
#776 [04:44] <xales> What problem..?
#777 [04:44] <blinky> on minecraft
#778 [04:44] <xales> If you want help, you will have to say what the problem is.
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#780 [04:45] <blinky> i downloaded a texture pack and now i cant get on minecraft
#781 [04:45] <xales> Delete it.
#782 [04:45] <blinky> i tried
#783 [04:45] <Benwin> force recheck of minecraft
#784 [04:45] <xales> ??> blinky win/reinst
#785 [04:45] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#786 [04:45] <blinky> it was LB realistic texture
#787 [04:45] <VoxelHead> blinky: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#788 [04:45] <xales> In addition, delete the folder 'texturepacks'
#789 [04:46] <xales> (as well as bin)
#790 [04:46] <blinky> ok ill try
#791 [04:46] <Morphine^> "Can't connect to minecraft.net" :S Deleted .minecraft on the roaming folder, downloaded new .exe, forced update doesn't work either.. help D:
#792 [04:46] <xales> Morphine^: Check the date on your computer. Make sure it's correct
#793 [04:47] <Morphine^> Its pretty correct
#794 [04:47] <xales> Has Minecraft worked before?
#795 [04:47] <Morphine^> Yep
#796 [04:47] <blinky> well im only 12
#797 [04:47] <blinky> so i dont understand
#798 [04:47] <Morphine^> Last time I played was during 1.4 so its been a while
#799 [04:48] <blinky> yer
#800 [04:48] <Morphine^> Havent been able to login for like 3 days now
#801 [04:48] <xales> blinky: Don't understand..what?
#802 [04:48] <xales> Morphine^: If you have any "security"/antivirus software, try disabling it
#803 [04:48] <Morphine^> I'm not running any (they make my pc slow)
#804 [04:49] <xales> Morphine^: Are you able to browse to http://minecraft.net ?
#805 [04:49] <blinky> yes
#806 [04:49] <Morphine^> Yep, Im able to login as well
#807 [04:50] <xales> Morphine^: Try playing on the browser
#808 [04:50] <blinky> but when i click in browser it does not work
#809 [04:50] <Morphine^> Ive been looking thru customer support and no dice
#810 [04:50] <xales> blinky: You do realize I am talking to someone else, right?
#811 [04:50] <Morphine^> Oki, I will try that
#812 [04:51] <Morphine^> Do you think running the exe as admin will help? (im on win7)
#813 [04:51] <xales> Morphine^: Possibly, but not likely
#814 [04:51] <Morphine^> Well, the browser downloaded files so at least I can play offline on the client now
#815 [04:52] <Kealper> warning: highly classified information incomming!
#816 [04:52] <Kealper> 04:27:15 <+xales> AG_Scott: If you get a non-glossy screen
#817 [04:52] <Kealper> 04:27:19 <+xales> I will gloss it for you
#818 [04:53] <xales> Kealper: To qdb.us with that
#819 [04:53] <Morphine^> Well, browser will have to do for now :(
#820 [04:53] <Morphine^> Too bad no fullscreen :((
#821 [04:53] <Kealper> xales: yes!
#822 [04:53] <xales> Morphine^: Make sure the year on your computer is correct..
#823 [04:53] <Morphine^> May 22 2011
#824 [04:53] <Morphine^> says right here
#825 [04:54] <Morphine^> even the timezone is correct
#826 [04:54] <xales> Hmm..I guess just play in the browser...I believe it can fullscren with F11
#827 [04:54] <xales> It may fix itself eventually
#828 [04:54] <xales> (such as when the new update comes out)
#829 [04:55] <Morphine^> :((
#830 [05:01] <Sqozza> CLASSIFIED INFORMATION LEAK COMING THROUGH
#831 [05:01] <Sqozza> PREPARE YOUR ANUSES
#832 [05:01] <Sqozza> <+xales> AG_Scott: Not really
#833 [05:01] <Sqozza> THAT IS ALL
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#835 [05:06] <Kealper> ._.
#836 [05:09] <Benwin> Next stupid question... there's a 10 block by 10 block area that won't let me write on signs... I can place them, but anything I type is instantly deleted...
#837 [05:10] <Benwin> If I restart the server, signs work fine for a while
#838 [05:10] <Benwin> but after a while, in the same area, signs don't work... why?!
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#842 [05:22] <umbridge> uh hi?
#843 [05:22] <umbridge> anyone hi?
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#847 [05:31] <Yasha> HI MC- Mates <3.
#848 [05:31] <Yasha> could anyone help me :S ?
#849 [05:32] <Yasha> i cant connect to minecraft it tells me "Cant connect to Minecraft.net" all my friends can connect, but not me :/
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#854 [06:03] <Yasha> h:S
#855 [06:05] <KriLL3> Yasha: hit enter harder
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#857 [06:12] <Yasha> Do u know, why i get the message Cant connect to minecraft.net ?
#858 [06:14] <SinZ> it means you cant connect to minecraft.net
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#860 [06:21] <Broken> I'm starting a simple server to play together from time to time, please add me on Steam if you're interested. My Steam ID is spacetime1
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#862 [06:22] <KriLL3> fairly sure minecraft hasn't been infected with steam, (thank imaginary guy in the sky!)
#863 [06:22] <relsqui> doesn't actually matter, you can run any game through steam
#864 [06:22] <relsqui> and it's still a way to connect people
#865 [06:23] <KriLL3> steam is the PC version of XBL, complete with 14 years old cussing like sailors and whining about cheating
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#868 [06:30] <mib_cep5mj> does any1 know how to fix minecraft when it says "driver components mismatch. Exit is the only option"?
#869 [06:30] <KriLL3> mib_cep5mj: tried the google?
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#871 [06:30] <mib_cep5mj> yep
#872 [06:31] <mib_cep5mj> it didnt say anything useful
#873 [06:31] <mib_cep5mj> =(
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#879 [06:52] <Vicktius> Hello. Is it possible to get assistance with mods here?
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#890 [07:27] <_303> Vicktius: try #risucraft
#891 [07:28] <Vicktius> Uh, right.
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#895 [07:42] <MrMotoCraft> hi
#896 [07:42] <MrMotoCraft> can i have some help with the minecraft launcher
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#899 [07:48] <datkshadowblade5> will there be a friends list in minecraft
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#901 [07:52] <Divilguy> hello I was wondering if any one could tell me how to have multiply character skins on in a server, I have seen it in videos and looked online for how to do it but have no luck, kept finding texture map packs
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#904 [08:00] <umbridge> hi ive been playing minecraft for a while but just recently it has played fine for about ten minuites at which point it has gone black and freezes any help woul be aprietiated
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#909 [08:07] <MrMotoCraft> hey
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#912 [08:10] <PSLONEGUNMAN> HI I HAVE INSTALLED THE GAME AFTER PAYING MY FEE AND IT WON'T RUN!!! HELP!!!
#913 [08:11] <MrMotoCraft> i cant login on the launcher and when i click play offline i get black screen help me
#914 [08:12] <MrMotoCraft> email me domsminecraft@gmail.com
#915 [08:12] <PSLONEGUNMAN> can anyone help me
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#919 [08:20] <NinjaKirby> Is there a trick to getting out of Boats I don't know about? Sometimes you stand on them (Useful), other times you fall through and the Boats jet away (Not useful) ~_~
#920 [08:21] <Benwin> right-click the area around the boat
#921 [08:22] <NinjaKirby> Around the boat, but the "cursor" or whatever, is still pointing at the boat, but the edge of it?
#922 [08:23] <Benwin> Can anyone recommend a good portal plugin that will let me make portals between worlds/the nether? (For Bukkit)
#923 [08:24] <NinjaKirby> I wish I could return the assistance, but I do not utilise any mods T_T
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#925 [08:29] <tiago1108> Hi, can anyone help me please?
#926 [08:38] <NinjaKirby> lol, that exactly portrays one of those Frog meme images
#927 [08:39] <NinjaKirby> >Enter Room >Ask Question >Leave a minute later
#928 [08:40] <NinjaKirby> I guess it's the assumption everyone in the room is following traditional IRC Etiquette and being afk
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#933 [08:43] <mib_v87xbm> i need help...
#934 [08:44] <Benwin> That much was assumed.
#935 [08:44] <mib_v87xbm> lol
#936 [08:44] <mib_v87xbm> ya minecraft always freezes on me and its save the stuff in my inventory but not anything i just made or dug
#937 [08:45] <mib_v87xbm> and i usualy die from it
#938 [08:46] <NinjaKirby> Is that after playing for about an hour? Maybe more if you're lucky
#939 [08:46] <mib_v87xbm> yep
#940 [08:46] <NinjaKirby> Do you have your View Distance set to maximum per chance?
#941 [08:46] <mib_v87xbm> i might i can check
#942 [08:46] <NinjaKirby> Just it sounds similar to what happened to me.
#943 [08:47] <NinjaKirby> Pretty sure my inventory stayed the same, and when the crashed occured, I would end up in rock/coal I was mining, and I lost about 10 minutes worth of work as the Map Chunks didn't save.
#944 [08:49] <mib_v87xbm> so can i fix it?
#945 [08:49] <NinjaKirby> Well, if it's set to maximum, drop it to Normal, and play like that for a while, see if it happens again ^^;;
#946 [08:49] <NinjaKirby> Is it a Black screen/freeze you get?
#947 [08:49] <Benwin> What the hell is ^^;; ?
#948 [08:50] <mib_v87xbm> yes and i get trapped and i just die it pisses me off
#949 [08:50] <NinjaKirby> That's a ridiculous Emoticon face thing that I probably shouldn't use when deploying it with Fixedsys or whatever
#950 [08:50] <NinjaKirby> Yeah Mib, just drop the view distance, and hopefully that'll fix it
#951 [08:50] <mib_v87xbm> first it was i black screen then i updated java then it turned to a freeze
#952 [08:51] <mib_v87xbm> Alrigth i turn it to normal hopefully that will work
#953 [08:51] <NinjaKirby> Hmmm, compared to other solutions, this is the simplest :P Seriously, it solved my black screen/freeze issue with same symptons
#954 [08:51] <mib_v87xbm> ok thnx
#955 [08:52] <NinjaKirby> God, everytime I go and kit up for a project, I forget something
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#963 [09:34] <kermie> I am unable to get back onto MInecraft just get a screen saying "done loading". I have tried reloading minecraft.exe but no success
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#966 [09:36] <djhaanz> my minecraft just stops working sometimes when i play, what do i do?
#967 [09:36] <NinjaKirby> Kermie: Done the reinstall route as well? Deleting the Bin folder and allowing a full redownload?
#968 [09:37] <djhaanz> should that help?
#969 [09:37] <NinjaKirby> Sorry, that was directed to Kermie, although given the time it takes, it might be worth it in your case too :)
#970 [09:37] <kermie> ok I haven't deleted the bin folder yet - so will try this thks
#971 [09:38] <NinjaKirby> :) I don't think anything is lost in doing so, it's all Game Code, separate from the Saves
#972 [09:38] <NinjaKirby> I'm not sure on the success rate of performing the task, but I often see it recommended here
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#974 [09:38] <Robtics> hi
#975 [09:38] <Robtics> anyone active?
#976 [09:38] <NinjaKirby> *Success rate of seeking resolution via the task, for clarity
#977 [09:39] <NinjaKirby> Not many, what's up Robtics?
#978 [09:39] <Robtics> do you know how to get Minetographer to work?
#979 [09:39] <NinjaKirby> Ah, never touched it ^^;; You might need another Channel for that kind of advice anyway, damn.. what's the name
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#981 [09:40] <Robtics> just thought I check the community channel as its a community service ;)
#982 [09:40] <calatalee> Question related uploading skins.
#983 [09:40] <NinjaKirby> Meh, I dunno, I'm just another dude in this channel, lol
#984 [09:40] <Robtics> :D
#985 [09:40] <Robtics> np
#986 [09:40] <Robtics> I'll check the other channels
#987 [09:40] <Robtics> ty anyways
#988 [09:41] <calatalee> I've got a PNG file I want to use for my Minecraft skin. But uploading it on the side doesn't seem to do anything.
#989 [09:41] <NinjaKirby> Calatalee: I've heard the service for Skins has been up and down. I successfully uploaded PNG's last night though, and they reflected in-game instantly
#990 [09:41] <calatalee> So I should just try it out repeadedly and hope for the best?
#991 [09:42] <NinjaKirby> Erm... dunno, lol, are you getting any error messages? When I uploaded mine, the page just "refreshed" and didn't indicate success or failure
#992 [09:42] <calatalee> Same here. That's why I find it a bit odd.
#993 [09:42] <NinjaKirby> Oh, and uploading another skin with identical filename didn't seem to help me, I had to change the filename.
#994 [09:43] <calatalee> I tried checking in game. Even relogging. Or rebooting the whole program.
#995 [09:43] <calatalee> Ah.
#996 [09:43] <NinjaKirby> Yeah, I did entire Minecraft reboots each time
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#998 [09:44] <calatalee> Shweet. It worked. Thanks for the help
#999 [09:45] <Jckf> Are there any world generators out there that'll blow my socks off?
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#1001 [09:46] <NinjaKirby> Yeeha, success
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#1003 [09:52] <djhaanz> wth, i deleted files and downloaded agin, but now its still the same problem. minecraft just freezes and then it disappears
#1004 [09:52] <djhaanz> and i have to restart
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#1006 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> DJComet, Do you have mods installed?
#1007 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> er,
#1008 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> djhaanz, Do you have mods installed?
#1009 [09:53] <djhaanz> mods?
#1010 [09:53] <oldtopmanserver> no them
#1011 [09:53] <oldtopmanserver> no then*
#1012 [09:53] <djhaanz> nope
#1013 [09:53] <djhaanz> where do i get it
#1014 [09:53] <oldtopmanserver> ??> djhaanz win/profile
#1015 [09:53] <VoxelHead> djhaanz: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#1016 [09:53] <VoxelHead> djhaanz: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#1017 [09:54] <djhaanz> ok
#1018 [09:54] <djhaanz> ty
#1019 [09:56] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> I ordered This game and it says Im not premium... what am i doing wrong? (User JTF01)
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#1021 [09:57] <fdsa> hello?
#1022 [09:57] <peru> it is not instant perhaps
#1023 [09:58] <Jckf> Was pretty instant for me, but I guess it varies
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#1025 [09:59] <fdsa> i bought minecraft yesterday, and now when i try to play it it always says "account not premium"
#1026 [09:59] <fdsa> how do u fix that
#1027 [09:59] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> thats my problem
#1028 [09:59] <Hatrix> e34:ee51:4670:34be:79c6:d809:6332 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid fdsa
#1029 [09:59] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> too
#1030 [09:59] <Hatrix> e34:ee51:4670:34be:79c6:d809:6332 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wake up booooot
#1031 [09:59] <fdsa> ya i know right
#1032 [09:59] <fdsa> i hate it
#1033 [09:59] <fdsa> cuz
#1034 [10:00] <fdsa> apparently that means that i have to buy "minecraft premium
#1035 [10:00] <fdsa> "
#1036 [10:00] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> its like it said my bank rejected it then it said it was completed.
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#1038 [10:00] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> ?
#1039 [10:01] <fdsa> ya but i did pay
#1040 [10:01] <fdsa> and it also says that it is not downloaded?
#1041 [10:01] <fdsa> ?????????????
#1042 [10:03] <fdsa> help!!!!
#1043 [10:03] <Jckf> Calm down and be patient
#1044 [10:03] <Jckf> Freaking out will only annoy people, and that won't get you anywhere
#1045 [10:04] <fdsa> so how do u get people to help
#1046 [10:05] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> you wait till they are done typing
#1047 [10:05] <Jckf> You tell them your problem, and then you wait
#1048 [10:05] <fdsa> ohhhhhhhhhh
#1049 [10:05] <fdsa> thanks
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#1051 [10:12] <fdsa> how long does it usualy take?
#1052 [10:13] <Caleb> Hello my game is not working i download everything on the site i have adobe reader x, Microsoft silver light and java version 6 I can also play the free version no problems
#1053 [10:13] <fdsa> same
#1054 [10:14] <fdsa> here
#1055 [10:14] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> crap i just had a problem i just said it 10 minnuts ago
#1056 [10:14] <fdsa> u had the same as me
#1057 [10:14] <fdsa> it says account not premium
#1058 [10:14] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> but its the bank problem i know
#1059 [10:15] <fdsa> ya that to, but i dont have that problem
#1060 [10:15] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> it said it was sussessful
#1061 [10:15] <Caleb> my load to 100 percent goes blank in the browser or when i open the file and hit login and it closes itself out
#1062 [10:16] <fdsa> thats kinda like what happens to me
#1063 [10:16] <fdsa> when i use the browser
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#1065 [10:17] <fdsa> i dont want to have spent 20 dollars for nuthin
#1066 [10:17] <fdsa> brb
#1067 [10:17] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> I dont know if i paid or not
#1068 [10:18] <Caleb> java loads to up then the game load up and and it copys the background
#1069 [10:18] <Caleb> i piad using paypal
#1070 [10:19] <Caleb> antone else here use paypal
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#1073 [10:20] <mib_101zw8> hi i cant connect to minecraft thrue minecraft
#1074 [10:20] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> not me
#1075 [10:20] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> And, my luck turned even worse
#1076 [10:20] <Caleb> how old is your computer
#1077 [10:20] <mib_101zw8> its from this year
#1078 [10:20] <Caleb> ask the people yesterday they werent that much help
#1079 [10:21] <mib_101zw8> i went online yesterday but cant connect today
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#1081 [10:21] <Caleb> oh i just cant play the beta only the free version
#1082 [10:22] <Caleb> had the game for 8 days been trying to get some help
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#1085 [10:22] <webcast> vtfffhgtftftd
#1086 [10:23] <webcast> ok
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#1089 [10:23] <mib_101zw8> well this is a relly good help page
#1090 [10:23] <Caleb> what your proccessor
#1091 [10:24] <Caleb> he left
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#1094 [10:28] <mib_nxgykp> my minecraft is not starting up do u know what I could do
#1095 [10:30] <mib_nxgykp> hello
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#1101 [10:38] <obi_wan> hi
#1102 [10:38] <obi_wan> hello?
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#1104 [10:39] <obi_wan> can some1 help me?
#1105 [10:40] <Anthrophobic> with?
#1106 [10:40] <Anthrophobic> oh to late.
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#1109 [10:49] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> about my problem, how do you guy say, did i pay or not cause it says im not premium, i paid for it last night and it says im not
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#1111 [10:52] <mortisha> Whenever I try to play, all I get is a message that says "Pixel Format not accelerated." What do I do?
#1112 [10:53] <JoeyTheMinecrafter> forget it i have nothing to do...
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#1114 [10:54] <mortisha> Does anyone else have this problem or something, because I have no clue what to do.
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#1119 [10:57] <DaHa> Hey guys, I can't run my minecraft at all, as soon as I press login the window becomes empty and it just stays empty
#1120 [10:57] <Juze> Black screen?
#1121 [10:57] <DaHa> yeah
#1122 [10:57] <Juze> Got any mods installed?
#1123 [10:57] <Juze> Texture packs?
#1124 [10:57] <DaHa> nope nothing
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#1126 [10:57] <Juze> Tried redownloading your bin?
#1127 [10:57] <DaHa> no texturepacks and yeah I tried redownloading.
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#1129 [10:58] <Juze> Java version?
#1130 [10:58] <Juze> OS?
#1131 [10:58] <DaHa> Windows 7 64 bit
#1132 [10:58] <DaHa> checking java verison
#1133 [10:58] <DaHa> 1 sec
#1134 [10:59] <DaHa> version 6 uppdate 25
#1135 [10:59] <Juze> Should be good
#1136 [10:59] <Juze> C:\Users\Juze>java -version
#1137 [10:59] <Juze> java version "1.7.0-ea"
#1138 [10:59] <Juze> Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.7.0-ea-b129)
#1139 [10:59] <Juze> Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 21.0-b01, mixed mode)
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#1142 [10:59] <Juze> Oops.
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#1147 [11:02] <BANANAPHONE> i need alot of hellp
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#1149 [11:02] <DaHa> Its wierd, its like im in the game, but I can't see it
#1150 [11:03] <DaHa> Because when I click I hear the sounds and stuff
#1151 [11:03] <BANANAPHONE> i need help can somebody help me
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#1153 [11:04] <DaHa> Can it has somethnig with direct X to do?
#1154 [11:04] <BANANAPHONE> who me
#1155 [11:05] <DaHa> nah, Juze
#1156 [11:05] <BANANAPHONE> oh your problem yeah it probably does i just updated mine when i ran into that
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#1159 [11:06] <Juze> DaHa: I don't quite think so, but have the latest one with you anyway
#1160 [11:06] <Juze> Try updating your graphic card's drivers too
#1161 [11:06] <Juze> If else fails, sorry, cannot help you
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#1165 [11:17] <xxellos> hi guys
#1166 [11:18] <Ethan> I have just downloaded minecraft beta but every time i try to play it in browser or just onmy desktop, i get stuck on the done loading screen or downloading packages screen
#1167 [11:18] <Ethan> i have looked all over the internet for a solution but none work
#1168 [11:18] <Ethan> i have deleted .bin file in the minecraft folder
#1169 [11:19] <Ethan> i have redownloaded minecraft
#1170 [11:19] <Ethan> i have reinstalled and updated java
#1171 [11:20] <Ethan> none of these worked
#1172 [11:20] <Ethan> can anybody help please?
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#1176 [11:22] <Ethan> ?
#1177 [11:30] <Juze> Ethan: DaHa has the same problem, good luck
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#1179 [11:30] <Juze> Update your graphic card drivers?
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#1181 [11:30] <Juze> If else fails, sorry
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#1184 [11:32] <mib_20jh5w> Hey, i bought minecraft and my name has an _ and many Multipl-Servers got the "/login"-System, which doesnt support the _ What should i do now?
#1185 [11:32] <DaHa> Im updating my NVIDIA drivers now, I'll let you know if it works
#1186 [11:34] * riking|temp I'm switching to riking|temp for bouncer shutdown.
#1186 [11:34] * riking I'm switching to riking|temp for bouncer shutdown.
#1186 [11:34] <Robtics> can anyone help me with the minetographer?
#1187 [11:34] <mib_20jh5w> Hey, i bought minecraft and my name has an _ and many Multipl-Servers got the "/login"-System, which doesnt support the _ What should i do now?
#1188 [11:36] <mib_20jh5w> Hey, i bought minecraft and my name has an _ and many Multipl-Servers got the "/login"-System, which doesnt support the _ What should i do now?
#1189 [11:37] <mib_20jh5w> Hey, i bought minecraft and my name has an _ and many Multipl-Servers got the "/login"-System, which doesnt support the _ What should i do now?
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#1191 [11:38] <dr_bibble> hey
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#1194 [11:39] <dr_bibble> hello???
#1195 [11:41] <DreadLindwyrm> hello????
#1196 [11:41] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1197 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> mib_20jh5w: contact the server administrator
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#1200 [11:45] <peeves> How do I move downloaded class files into minecraft.jar using 7zip? I am trying to download the biospheres mod by Risugami.
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#1204 [11:50] <SPaRT> cheers@ all
#1205 [11:51] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: u there?
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#1207 [11:51] <peeves> How do I move downloaded class files into minecraft.jar using 7zip? I am trying to download the biospheres mod by Risugami.
#1208 [11:52] <DreadLindwyrm> Can 7zip open the jar file so you can access the files inside it? If so, you should be able to use 7zip to drop the extra files into it.
#1209 [11:53] <peeves> Yeah, I can open the jar file, but I'm not sure how to move the class files.
#1210 [11:53] <peeves> In 7zip it dowsn't give any "paste" option if I try to copy them there
#1211 [11:54] <DreadLindwyrm> Do you have "add to archive" or the ability to drag and drop the files?
#1212 [11:54] <peeves> Where would the "
#1213 [11:54] <peeves> "add to archive" option be
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#1215 [11:56] <DreadLindwyrm> I'm not 100% sure. I don't use 7zip, so I'm just going on the usual options.
#1216 [11:56] <peeves> Should I extract the Biosphere class files from the zip file they came in?
#1217 [11:58] <DreadLindwyrm> I don't know the mod in question, so I don't know what exactly it's trying to add.
#1218 [11:58] <peeves> If u want you can check it out here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/75440-v15-01-risugamis-mods-updates/
#1219 [11:58] <peeves> It is thelast mod in the list
#1220 [12:00] <DreadLindwyrm> Well, looking at the thread, it suggests you should be able to just drop the files into place in the .jar file. That suggests you need to extract the files, then just drop them into place with the .jar open in 7zip
#1221 [12:01] <peeves> I'll try.
#1222 [12:02] <peeves> Thanks so much. I think it worked. You rock!
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#1224 [12:04] <SPaRT> alright i got another redstone issue
#1225 [12:04] <SPaRT> the doors are closing when i step on my plate and reopen when i leave the pressure plate
#1226 [12:04] <SPaRT> but why?! O.o
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#1228 [12:05] <DreadLindwyrm> Your door is wired up the wrong way round. :p
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#1230 [12:06] <SPaRT> O.o
#1231 [12:06] <SPaRT> you wanna help me?
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#1233 [12:09] <DreadLindwyrm> I'm actually serious. If there's space, add an inverter to the circuit, or try attaching the door at the other side of the doorway.
#1234 [12:10] <DreadLindwyrm> Unless I've misunderstood the problem.
#1235 [12:11] <SPaRT> what's an inverter?
#1236 [12:11] <SPaRT> damn
#1237 [12:11] <SPaRT> this is so weird
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#1239 [12:12] <DreadLindwyrm> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Redstone_circuits You're looking for NOT gate
#1240 [12:12] <DreadLindwyrm> That'll make it so your pressure plate opens the door, and closes it when you release the plate.
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#1242 [12:18] <SPaRT> ok, i dont understand it :-/
#1243 [12:19] <SPaRT> never been good in physics
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#1245 [12:20] <DreadLindwyrm> The simplest option is to rehang your door on the opposite hinge. It should behave then.
#1246 [12:21] <SPaRT> do you have 5 minutes to show me?
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#1248 [12:22] <NinjaKirby> lol, ah yeah, where the "hinges" of the door are, destroy the two blocks attached to them. Replace the door, and they'll hinge the other way
#1249 [12:22] <SPaRT> i dont get it
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#1251 [12:22] <masterpowerlord> Hi, can someone help me, I have a little problem
#1252 [12:22] <masterpowerlord> ?please
#1253 [12:22] <NinjaKirby> The way the door swings, the pivot point where the "hinges" are. Destroy the blocks that are attached there >_< I guess it does need a visual aid
#1254 [12:23] <ferminter> hi i recently bought minecraft and i cant get mod
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#1256 [12:23] <ferminter> ,texture packs or play mulitplayer
#1257 [12:23] <NinjaKirby> A visual aid I don't have XD
#1258 [12:23] <DreadLindwyrm> SPaRT - Look at the wiki under doors, it might help
#1259 [12:23] <DreadLindwyrm> http://www.minecraft.net/wiki/Doors
#1260 [12:23] <masterpowerlord> Hi , I bought the game and when running in server the game goes to a black window after saying done loading
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#1262 [12:24] <MulletHunt> I have the same problem and am on a mac
#1263 [12:24] <masterpowerlord> can u help us?
#1264 [12:24] <MulletHunt> please?
#1265 [12:24] <SPaRT> DreadLindwyrm: 404
#1266 [12:25] <SPaRT> but i searched for doors in the wiki and still i don't get it
#1267 [12:25] <SPaRT> im a visual guy
#1268 [12:25] <DreadLindwyrm> Have you updated your java, and do you get a different result if you force the game to update.
#1269 [12:25] <SPaRT> need to see what i have to do
#1270 [12:25] <NinjaKirby> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Doors I think the address was a "little off" :)
#1271 [12:25] <masterpowerlord> i already reinstalled java like 3 times and even installed an older version but the all dont work i think
#1272 [12:26] <MulletHunt> same
#1273 [12:26] <DreadLindwyrm> Yeah - I mistyped it...
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#1275 [12:27] <Crafter1337> Hello
#1276 [12:27] <Crafter1337> Anyone on?
#1277 [12:27] <masterpowerlord> isnt this a server to get helped???? I BOUGHT this game but cant play
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#1279 [12:28] <Crafter1337> Seriously, I do need some help.
#1280 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> Crafter1337 - With?
#1281 [12:28] <DreadLindwyrm> I'm trying to help, but remember we are just players like you.
#1282 [12:28] <Crafter1337> Okay, sorry.
#1283 [12:28] <Crafter1337> Um, multiplayer won't work and keeps giving me the "end of stream" error message
#1284 [12:28] <Crafter1337> Every time I try to get on.
#1285 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> Crafter1337 - Have you tried multiple servers?
#1286 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> Try smp.shadow-craft.net to test.
#1287 [12:29] <Crafter1337> Yeah, it generally does it with all of them.
#1288 [12:29] <Crafter1337> Okay, I'll try that.
#1289 [12:29] <Crafter1337> brb.
#1290 [12:29] <masterpowerlord> cant even select a server
#1291 [12:29] <DreadLindwyrm> Mullet, masterpowerlord - Go to options on the starting screen, before you log on, and click "force update" then try to login as normal - does this help?
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#1293 [12:29] <masterpowerlord> i dot get that far
#1294 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - How far do you get?
#1295 [12:29] <MulletHunt> tried that but didnt work
#1296 [12:29] <MulletHunt> still goes to black screen
#1297 [12:29] <masterpowerlord> when it says done loading it goes almost directely to a white screen and after that a black one
#1298 [12:30] * VoxelHead puts on bowtie
#1298 [12:30] <VoxelHead> Important meeting today, got to look my best :-)
#1299 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - So you do at least get to the launcher
#1300 [12:30] <masterpowerlord> yes
#1301 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> Try DreadLindwyrm's suggestion, go to the options button on the launcher
#1302 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> and click on "force update"
#1303 [12:30] <masterpowerlord> even can click on force update, he is able to do that
#1304 [12:30] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: :-)
#1305 [12:30] <Crafter1337> What is that Shadowcraft site supposed to do?
#1306 [12:30] <Crafter1337> It looks down.
#1307 [12:31] <masterpowerlord> still black screen
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#1309 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> Crafter1337 - Try it on your multiplayer field, in your MC client
#1310 [12:31] <VoxelHead> bye mib_tzqyn1
#1311 [12:31] <NinjaKirby> lol Voxel?
#1312 [12:31] <VoxelHead> can i ask the audience?
#1313 [12:31] <masterpowerlord> multyplayerfield?
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#1315 [12:33] <masterpowerlord> whats a minecraft client
#1316 [12:34] <masterpowerlord> greyvulpine?
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#1319 [12:35] <DreadLindwyrm> The actual copy of minecraft you have running on your machine.
#1320 [12:35] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord?
#1321 [12:35] <masterpowerlord> what is a mc client?
#1322 [12:36] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - the client you get from downloading from the minecraft website
#1323 [12:36] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
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#1325 [12:36] <NinjaKirby> wat
#1326 [12:37] <SPaRT> I guess it is a bug -.-
#1327 [12:37] <SPaRT> alright, i got this pressure plate with no redstone wire connected
#1328 [12:37] <masterpowerlord> notepas says: hs_err_pid1524
#1329 [12:38] <SPaRT> the right double door in front will open when i step on it
#1330 [12:38] <SPaRT> no, i mean it won't open it will close
#1331 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - Can you copy the contents of that, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#1332 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> then give us the URL
#1333 [12:38] <NinjaKirby> Spart: It's a double door setup? With the pressure plate(s) right in front of them?
#1334 [12:38] <SPaRT> yay
#1335 [12:39] <NinjaKirby> Even though both doors are swinging the same way, the Hinges are in different places.
#1336 [12:39] <NinjaKirby> So one will act reverse to another.
#1337 [12:39] <NinjaKirby> Pretty sure the XNOR Circuit is required to fix it, combined with an Invertor
#1338 [12:39] <DreadLindwyrm> Double door setups : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxml4UTBUs (2 way) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCaZpR61_ZQ (1way)
#1339 [12:39] <NinjaKirby> What he said, most likely
#1340 [12:39] <DreadLindwyrm> Those videos might help (grabbed from the wiki)
#1341 [12:40] <Mullethunt> ugh still black screen
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#1343 [12:40] <NinjaKirby> Wow, no commentary, I'm going to have to make some Video's for common circuits.
#1344 [12:40] <DreadLindwyrm> Might be worth it.
#1345 [12:41] <masterpowerlord> GreyVulpine: here is the link http://pastebin.com/WbKnjVeL
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#1347 [12:41] <SPaRT> omg thank you
#1348 [12:41] <Crafter1337> I'm back.
#1349 [12:41] <Crafter1337> Someone help?
#1350 [12:41] <NinjaKirby> Well, it'll give me a break from laying thousands of Cobblestone for a fort wall.
#1351 [12:42] <DreadLindwyrm> As far as the black screens go, if your java is up to date and you've forced an update I'm out of ideas.
#1352 [12:42] <Crafter1337> Anyone got advice for my end of stream issue?
#1353 [12:43] <SPaRT> i've been think too complex ^^
#1354 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - I'd look into reinstalling java and your video drivers
#1355 [12:44] <Crafter1337> ...
#1356 [12:44] <Crafter1337> Please.
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#1358 [12:44] <masterpowerlord> greyvulpine, A friend a mine will come to me with new good vidio card, do you think that could solve the problem?
#1359 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> Crafter1337 - Are you running any sort of firewall, or security software?
#1360 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> masterpowerlord - I don't know.
#1361 [12:45] <NinjaKirby> Ugh, onboard graphics, ew
#1362 [12:45] <SPaRT> DreadLindwyrm: where are you from?
#1363 [12:45] <DreadLindwyrm> England
#1364 [12:45] <Crafter1337> @greyvulpine not that I know of.
#1365 [12:45] <NinjaKirby> Wey! Me too, sup Dread, best buddy, lol
#1366 [12:45] <SPaRT> hmmm ok
#1367 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> Crafter1337 - Then, look into updating your network card's drivers
#1368 [12:45] <SPaRT> just have to figure out what kind of beer is avaible in the UK :D
#1369 [12:46] <SPaRT> alright got one
#1370 [12:46] <SPaRT> I owe you a guiness ;)
#1371 [12:46] <DreadLindwyrm> Most of them - we're good at beer :D
#1372 [12:46] <DreadLindwyrm> XD
#1373 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> beer :/
#1374 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> hate
#1375 [12:46] <SPaRT> is there another international beer?
#1376 [12:46] <SPaRT> from UK?
#1377 [12:46] <DreadLindwyrm> Bud-weis-er! /frog
#1378 [12:46] <NinjaKirby> Whoops Spart, ignore what I advised earlier btw, about the circuitry XD
#1379 [12:47] <VoxelHead> i had no idea
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#1381 [12:47] <DreadLindwyrm> Guiness is from Ireland...
#1382 [12:47] <mib_mpzkkm> hello?
#1383 [12:47] <SPaRT> yeah OK :D
#1384 [12:47] <SPaRT> you can have a budweiser even though it's not from England :P
#1385 [12:47] <mib_mpzkkm> So I am looking for help getting mindcraft to work.. have I come to the right place?
#1386 [12:48] <DreadLindwyrm> yes, if you mean minecraft :p
#1387 [12:48] <NinjaKirby> You are in the correct place, Mibby
#1388 [12:48] <mib_mpzkkm> ya sorry typo
#1389 [12:48] <NinjaKirby> State the medical emergency
#1390 [12:48] <NinjaKirby> Per say
#1391 [12:49] <mib_mpzkkm> Well tried dowloading, but when I try to login.. it says login failed.. yet I can log into the home page. if i try to play in browser.. i get a black box
#1392 [12:49] <mib_mpzkkm> I know I have the right password btw :)
#1393 [12:50] <mib_mpzkkm> I have java updated as well
#1394 [12:52] <mib_mpzkkm> anyways, if i get the minecraft launcher to come up.. and use log it.. it closes the window
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#1396 [12:53] <DreadLindwyrm> That's an odd one.
#1397 [12:54] <DreadLindwyrm> If the login fails does it let you play offline?
#1398 [12:54] <mib_mpzkkm> no
#1399 [12:55] <mib_mpzkkm> I dont know if its because it has never successfully logged in?
#1400 [12:56] <mib_mpzkkm> I cannot even play in browser mode
#1401 [12:57] <mib_mpzkkm> any ideas?
#1402 [12:57] <DreadLindwyrm> Sounds like a graphics or java issue - have you tried updating your drivers, and making absolutely certain your java is up to date?
#1403 [12:58] <mib_mpzkkm> java yes.. ill check video ones
#1404 [12:59] <mib_mpzkkm> says they are up todate. ill try from antother computer
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#1406 [13:01] <mib_4kr3gq> can you help me too, i have a bunch of problems
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#1409 [13:02] <dekema2> anybody play minecraft classic multiplayer?
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#1413 [13:10] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_4kr3gq - what's the problem?
#1414 [13:10] <DreadLindwyrm> dekema2 - try #minecraft
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#1416 [13:11] <dekema2> no, there is an issue
#1417 [13:11] <dekema2> on certian servers you need to cache it in worldofminecrafr
#1418 [13:12] <NinjaKirby> Hey Spart, you still about?
#1419 [13:12] <SPaRT> im here
#1420 [13:12] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!
#1421 [13:13] <NinjaKirby> lol Voxel, gtfo please XD
#1422 [13:13] <NinjaKirby> Spart: youtube.com/user/mincecraft Someone has beaten me to it, with pretty much the username I was going for, amazing.
#1423 [13:13] <NinjaKirby> He's done tutorials, not sure about double door, but he does them, and he provides commentary
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#1425 [13:15] <SPaRT> thx mate
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#1427 [13:17] <Chappy> Good Morning Everyone
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#1429 [13:17] <NinjaKirby> Evening
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#1431 [13:18] <Chappy> Is there anyone Familiar with Server issues, and Java eating huge ammounts of CPU and Memory?
#1432 [13:19] <Kealper> define huge amounts?
#1433 [13:20] <NinjaKirby> inb4 1Gb
#1434 [13:20] <Chappy> our server is Core 2 Quad with 8 GB of RAM
#1435 [13:20] <Kealper> ^
#1436 [13:20] <Chappy> currently - CPU load is at 99.8 and Memory load is at 28.4
#1437 [13:21] <Chappy> in 8 hours memory load will be around 92 percent
#1438 [13:21] <Kealper> ok, how many players are on it, and is that a dedicated machine or is it a VPS?
#1439 [13:21] <Chappy> currently there are 12 players connected, dedicated machine (it runs Teamspeak Server as well but, it's load is VERY limited)
#1440 [13:22] <Chappy> PID USER PR NI VIRT RES SHR S %CPU %MEM TIME+ COMMAND
#1441 [13:22] <Chappy> 24682 minecraf 17 0 7982m 2.2g 10m S 83.5 29.0 30:41.87 java
#1442 [13:22] <xales> Chappy: What are the system specs? It takes a very powerful machine to run a large Minecraft server
#1443 [13:22] <Chappy> gimme a sec, i'll get exact for you
#1444 [13:23] <Kealper> Chappy: also, the server will only use as much ram as you let it use
#1445 [13:23] <Kealper> so if you are launching it with like -Xmx8G...then it's going to eventually use up all of your server's memory
#1446 [13:24] <Chappy> Processor, Intel Core 2 Quad 9400 2.66 4 cores
#1447 [13:24] <Chappy> hold on i'll get the launch command currently used
#1448 [13:25] <Chappy> java -server -Xmx7124M -Xms7124M -XX:+UseConcMarkSweepGC -XX:+UseParNewGC -XX:+CMSIncrementalPacing -XX:ParallelGCThreads=2 -XX:+AggressiveOpts -jar craftbukkit.jar nogui
#1449 [13:25] <Chappy> am i correct in assuming that the Xmx7124M means that it can eat 7gb of RAM?
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#1451 [13:25] <Kealper> as for the CPU usage...that sounds really high, do you have any mods running?
#1452 [13:25] <Kealper> Chappy: yes
#1453 [13:25] <Kealper> so then that ram usage is completely normal
#1454 [13:26] <Chappy> so i can FEESIBLY assume that i can lower that and that should fix my memory issue
#1455 [13:26] <Kealper> correct
#1456 [13:26] <Kealper> what is your server's max player limit?
#1457 [13:26] <Chappy> now, i see that this number is rather odd, is there a reason (that you can think of) that that particular number was used?
#1458 [13:26] <Chappy> Max Player Limit = 100
#1459 [13:26] <DreadLindwyrm> it's arbitrary
#1460 [13:26] <xales> Chappy: I think the CPU usage issue might be due to the launch parameters
#1461 [13:27] <xales> or, one of them anyway
#1462 [13:27] <Chappy> (bear with me please, I've just started managing this server and don't know a whole lot about minecraft, i appreciate your patience)
#1463 [13:27] <Chappy> ok, so i can choose any number for a ram limit.. correct?
#1464 [13:27] <VoxelHead> Choose low cholesterol.
#1465 [13:27] <Kealper> trust me...you are far more competent at this stuff than most of the people we get..this is a treat >.>
#1466 [13:27] <Chappy> thank you!
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#1468 [13:28] <xales> Yes, but ideally, it should be an even number, divisible by 8
#1469 [13:28] <xales> It shouldn't make _that_ much of a difference..
#1470 [13:28] <Chappy> my thought was 6144
#1471 [13:28] <Chappy> 6GB
#1472 [13:28] <Kealper> yeah, that would make my OCD stop twitching lol
#1473 [13:28] <Chappy> lol
#1474 [13:29] <xales> Kealper: If you specify a not-divisible-by-page-size amount of memory, it will still reserve that much
#1475 [13:29] <xales> it will just never use it
#1476 [13:29] <Kealper> orly? Java is dumb then
#1477 [13:29] <Chappy> now - someone said something bout the command itself causing the CPU usage... what would you suggest?
#1478 [13:30] <Kealper> do away with all that garbage collection crap
#1479 [13:30] <xales> ^
#1480 [13:30] <Kealper> if your server is eventually using up most of it's allocated ammount, the garbage collection params are not working anyways :/
#1481 [13:31] <Chappy> so - dump the -XX:ParallelGCThreads=2 ?
#1482 [13:31] <xales> All of the -XX options
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#1484 [13:31] <Kealper> if you are not strapped for ram (and being able to allocate 6 gigs is hardly strapped for ram) then just java -Xms6G -Xmx6G -jar craftbukkit.jar noguiwill work
#1485 [13:32] <Kealper> bah, i think there is a bug with underlining stuff on irssi....
#1486 [13:32] <Chappy> yes, kealper there is
#1487 [13:32] <Chappy> (the underlining stuff)
#1488 [13:32] <Chappy> you on mac or linux?
#1489 [13:32] <Kealper> explains why i've always had to double space after the underline end
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#1491 [13:32] <Kealper> windows, ssh to a nix server
#1492 [13:32] <Kealper> ._.
#1493 [13:32] <Chappy> lol nice
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#1495 [13:32] <Chappy> what flavor?
#1496 [13:33] <Kealper> Arch \o/
#1497 [13:33] <Chappy> wow -
#1498 [13:33] * Chappy bows down
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#1499 [13:33] <Chappy> lol I came from an Ubuntu Background, this server however, is CentOS 5.6
#1500 [13:34] <xales> Ouch
#1501 [13:34] <Kealper> ugh...CentOS ._.
#1502 [13:34] <VoxelHead> awww
#1503 [13:34] <Chappy> WElcome to my Life
#1504 [13:34] <VoxelHead> poor xales
#1505 [13:34] <xales> CentOS is "let's be 10 years out of date so nothing works"
#1506 [13:34] <xales> :|
#1507 [13:34] <Kealper> ^
#1508 [13:34] <Chappy> EXACTLY xales
#1509 [13:34] <Chappy> could NOT have said it any better myself
#1510 [13:34] <xales> Kealper had to use a CentOS server that wasn't just running CentOS
#1511 [13:34] <xales> but in Panama on a practically residential grade connection
#1512 [13:34] <Kealper> ^^^^^^^
#1513 [13:34] <VoxelHead> ~£#*#$~!~*
#1514 [13:35] <Chappy> last night i upgraded from centos 5.5 oto 5.6 hoping to resolve a similar issue with Teamspeak 3
#1515 [13:35] <Kealper> and no, not the cipy in Florida, the country of Panama lol
#1516 [13:35] <Kealper> city*
#1517 [13:35] <Chappy> lol
#1518 [13:36] <Chappy> i want to thank everyone for your help today
#1519 [13:36] <Chappy> i really appreciate it
#1520 [13:36] <xales> Not a problem
#1521 [13:36] <Kealper> np lol, come back any time if you get into a pickle :P
#1522 [13:36] <Chappy> I sure will
#1523 [13:37] <Chappy> have a great day/night/morning all
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#1527 [13:46] <EdgeOfDreams> Hello folks. Minecraft noob here, and I was wondering if someone might answer a question or two?
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#1529 [13:47] <xales> EdgeOfDreams: Sure, ask away
#1530 [13:47] <EdgeOfDreams> Thanks.
#1531 [13:47] <EdgeOfDreams> First, do blocks ever respawn? Particularly useful stuff like Iron Ore? Or can you really run out of ore in a world?
#1532 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> You can never run out of ore, because the terrain generates at the edges
#1533 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> And blocks don't respawn, save trees if you plant saplings
#1534 [13:50] <EdgeOfDreams> Ok, what do you mean by 'the terrain generates at the edges'?
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#1536 [13:50] <xales> As you keep walking, the world keeps generating
#1537 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> There is no limit to the amount of terrain a world has, once you get to the edge of a world, it generates more
#1538 [13:50] <EdgeOfDreams> Oh! That makes a big difference.
#1539 [13:51] <EdgeOfDreams> I was mining for Iron, using Iron tools, and I started realizing that if I didn't find enough Iron faster than my tools break, I'd never get ahead
#1540 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Use stone then to mine, save your iron tools for blocks that require iron
#1541 [13:52] <EdgeOfDreams> But if there's infinite space to explore, I can always go back to stone tools if I need to stock up on Iron
#1542 [13:52] <EdgeOfDreams> That makes sense.
#1543 [13:52] <xales> Well..it's not technically infinite, however, it would take you years of just walking to reach the edge of it
#1544 [13:52] <VoxelHead> The best kind of infinite.
#1545 [13:53] <NinjaKirby> lol Voxel, is he programmed to say these things? Or is it part improv?
#1546 [13:53] <EdgeOfDreams> Yeah, obviously it's limited by the computer's memory space.
#1547 [13:53] <VoxelHead> Ninjakirby: is.
#1548 [13:53] <NinjaKirby> Informative Voxel, keep at it
#1549 [13:54] <EdgeOfDreams> Thanks for the help, guys.
#1550 [13:54] <EdgeOfDreams> I'm trying to think of any other questions to ask. I'd like to discover stuff on my own (spoiler, lol), but I know there's stuff like the 'generates at the edges' thing I could never find out without being told.
#1551 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> There's always the wiki, if you're interested in more information
#1552 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#1553 [13:55] <EdgeOfDreams> Yeah, the wiki is awesome.
#1554 [13:55] <EdgeOfDreams> But that kind of thing is best suited to looking up items, blocks, and such
#1555 [13:56] <EdgeOfDreams> Whereas questions about inherent game mechanics are harder to find answers to.
#1556 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> If you've got any questions about minecraft, that's what we're here for.
#1557 [13:56] <EdgeOfDreams> Yeah, I'm definitely realizing that the community is part of what makes minecraft awesome.
#1558 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
#1559 [13:58] <dotHero> "We are Minecraft" ;)
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#1564 [14:05] <Crafter1337> Hey, everyone.
#1565 [14:05] <xales> Hi.
#1566 [14:05] <oldtopman> yo!
#1567 [14:05] <w> Have I mentioned that I hate Verizon?
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#1571 [14:08] <froglegstew> I just purchased the game, how do i set it up without my pc crashing?
#1572 [14:09] <oldtopman> Details?
#1573 [14:10] <froglegstew> screen goes black and pc needs to be rebooted, some java message comes up saying major cpu usage
#1574 [14:11] <xales> ??> froglegstew win/dxdiag
#1575 [14:11] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "save log" file and save it to your desktop.
#1576 [14:11] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#1577 [14:16] <froglegstew> do i have to sign up for this pastebin?
#1578 [14:16] <xales> No
#1579 [14:16] <xales> Just paste it into the box and click submit
#1580 [14:16] <froglegstew> just hit submit after copying?
#1581 [14:16] <xales> Yes
#1582 [14:17] <froglegstew> here is the link http://pastebin.com/kva2Q81A
#1583 [14:18] <xales> What is the exact message that you get?
#1584 [14:19] <froglegstew> I get a warning message from Norton internet security saying that cpu usage is at 99%. When I go and look at norton it refers to a java file that is the one taking up the cpu usage
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#1588 [14:24] <calatalee> Hey I have a probelm
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#1590 [14:25] <chas> i just bought minecraft but can't get it to play on my pc - can anyone help?
#1591 [14:26] <xales> froglegstew: Try disabling Norton
#1592 [14:26] <xales> calatalee: What is the problem?
#1593 [14:26] <xales> chas: What happens when you try?
#1594 [14:26] <xales> ??> froglegstew irc/dontpm
#1595 [14:26] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (irc/dontpm) We prefer in general to assist people in a public manner, in the channel; please don't ask for someone to PM you assistance unless there is actual private information involved.
#1596 [14:26] <froglegstew> ok
#1597 [14:26] <chas> it won't run when i try
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#1599 [14:26] <calatalee> I keep getting logon faild
#1600 [14:27] <calatalee> failed
#1601 [14:27] <xales> chas: What do you mean "it won't run" - exactly what happens?
#1602 [14:27] <xales> calatalee: Your username or password is incorrect
#1603 [14:27] <calatalee> no it isnt because i can log on fine on the site
#1604 [14:27] <chas> should i be downloading the beta version or not and should i be setting up a server or not?
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#1606 [14:27] <xales> chas: If you want to play beta, then yes, download it
#1607 [14:27] <calatalee> Yeah still doesnt work...
#1608 [14:27] <xales> If you want to run a server, then run one. You don't _need_ to (and probably shouldn't)
#1609 [14:28] <xales> calatalee: "Login failed" means the username or password is incorrect
#1610 [14:28] <chas> ok let me start over and see if i can answer your questions
#1611 [14:28] <xarcus> I recently installed ubuntu 11.04 and I know nothing about it, but when I want to play minecraft in browser the minecraft screen just turns light gray and I cant do a thing about it, can somebody help?
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#1613 [14:29] <xales> xarcus: Install Java
#1614 [14:29] <xarcus> I did
#1615 [14:30] <xales> Try a different browser, then
#1616 [14:30] <xarcus> how do you mean?
#1617 [14:30] <chas> ok when i try to start it i get a box with an x in it at top left of screen
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#1619 [14:31] <xales> chas: You need to install Java, then
#1620 [14:31] <xales> xarcus: Use a different browser..
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#1622 [14:31] <chas> ok how do i do that?
#1623 [14:31] <xales> chas: http://www.java.com/en/
#1624 [14:32] <chas> ok thanks i am trying now
#1625 [14:32] <froglegstew> Okay, so i log in, go single player, create a new world, walk around a bit, and then it goes blue, black and the game just exits
#1626 [14:32] <froglegstew> no warning whatsoever
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#1628 [14:34] <xales> froglegstew: Have you tried with Norton disabled?
#1629 [14:35] <xarcus> will minecraft run on chromium?
#1630 [14:36] <Kealper> xarcus: yes
#1631 [14:36] <Kealper> as long as you have Java installed, and the browser plugin is working
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#1633 [14:41] <xarcus> it doesnt work on chromium either, but in the java download for linux are there four different files, which should I take for Ubuntu 11.04?
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#1636 [14:48] <xarcus> no helping?
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#1639 [14:48] <xales> xarcus: You should install it from the software center
#1640 [14:50] <xarcus> java?
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#1643 [14:51] <xarcus> I already installed
#1644 [14:51] <xarcus> OpenJDK java runtime
#1645 [14:52] <xarcus> Icedtea Java-plug-in
#1646 [14:52] <xales> They are all installed?
#1647 [14:52] <xarcus> IcedTea Java 6Web start
#1648 [14:52] <xarcus> the three I mentioned are installed
#1649 [14:52] <xales> Are you trying to play beta or classic?
#1650 [14:53] <xarcus> beta
#1651 [14:53] <xales> Try downloading it then
#1652 [14:53] <xarcus> than it extracts into 4 folders
#1653 [14:53] <It> the downloadable client tends to work better for a variety of reasons
#1654 [14:54] <xales> xarcus: Try downloading the client, not Java
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#1656 [14:54] <xarcus> named: LZMA, META-INF, net and Util.clas
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#1658 [14:54] <xales> You aren't supposed to extract the game client
#1659 [14:54] <xales> ._/
#1660 [14:54] <chas> ok so i updated java to most current version, i removed all old versions of java and i disabled my anti virus software and still cannot get game to work who can help me?
#1661 [14:55] <xales> chas: Try a different browser
#1662 [14:55] <It> what os is he on
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#1664 [14:55] <xarcus> so what do I do with the minecraft.jar folder
#1665 [14:56] <xarcus> open with or save
#1666 [14:56] <chas> how do i do that?
#1667 [14:56] <It> save
#1668 [14:56] <xales> chas: Try Firefox
#1669 [14:56] <xales> xarcus: It isn't a folder, it's an executable
#1670 [14:56] <xales> ._.
#1671 [14:56] <It> xales, i'll get xarcus
#1672 [14:56] <xales> okay
#1673 [14:57] <chas> how do i do that if i have windows explorer now
#1674 [14:57] <It> xarcus, check your pms
#1675 [14:57] <xarcus> pms?
#1676 [14:57] <It> ..............
#1677 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> private messages
#1678 [14:57] <It> ?? pm
#1679 [14:57] <xales> chas: http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/fx/
#1680 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> We don't have that entry
#1681 [14:58] <xales> GreyVulpine: Can you get chas? I have to go :|
#1682 [14:58] * w wonders how it knows it's up to date, when I'm not using Firefox
#1682 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Sure.
#1683 [14:58] <xales> Thanks
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#1685 [14:58] <xarcus> how do I check my pms?
#1686 [14:58] <Wug> hang on, I'm making a thing
#1687 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Check the top of your browser, if you're using mibbit
#1688 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> There should be a tab for "It" name
#1689 [15:00] <xarcus> there is
#1690 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Click on it to switch to the PM from It
#1691 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> chas - You okay there?
#1692 [15:01] <chas> hi i am waiting for firefox to load the game
#1693 [15:02] <chas> so far so good it seems to be working i will let you know when it is complete
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#1696 [15:04] <frogonia> technical issues. need help
#1697 [15:04] <chas> ok i think i am good - i don't know how to play so i have to get my son down here to try it out! thanks again!
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#1700 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - With?
#1701 [15:05] <mib_5pvz62> every time i try to run the game since i got that HD update it just goes white black white and freezez
#1702 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> chas - Good to hear, I'll let xales know.
#1703 [15:05] <It> mib_5pvz62: you installed the patch incorrectly
#1704 [15:05] <It> make sure you followed the directions properly, and make sure you installed the correct version
#1705 [15:06] <frogonia> my minecraft tells me it has crashed every time i try to open it. any advice?
#1706 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Do you get any error reports?
#1707 [15:06] <mib_5pvz62> well even after i removed it it does the same thing
#1708 [15:06] <frogonia> yes.
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#1710 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Could you post one of them at www.pastebin.com?
#1711 [15:07] <It> mib_5pvz62: force update the client and try again.
#1712 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> Give us the URL to it
#1713 [15:08] <frogonia> no, it wont let me even scroll down or anything, let alone copy and paste it.
#1714 [15:08] <It> grey, adding a newline to a vox factoid is done with \n, correct?
#1715 [15:08] <chas> thanks!
#1716 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - You're opening it in the browser? Try the downloadable client
#1717 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> It - It's with ;;
#1718 [15:08] <frogonia> ok. and that should fix it then?
#1719 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - No, that'll let you copy the error log
#1720 [15:09] <frogonia> ok. ill do that.
#1721 [15:09] <frogonia> thanks for the help.
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#1723 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> It's either a video driver issue, or a java issue, most likely, I just want to see the error log to be sure
#1724 [15:10] <lolowia> I am very sorry but firefox crashed
#1725 [15:11] <lolowia> there was someone helping me on "it"
#1726 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> It's still there
#1727 [15:11] * GreyVulpine pokes It
#1727 [15:12] <lolowia> the last thing that i was told to do was rightclicking the minecraft.jar file
#1728 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> What was your problem?
#1729 [15:12] <lolowia> minecraft didnt want to start on Ubuntu
#1730 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean it didn't want to start?
#1731 [15:13] <lolowia> it just gives me a gray screen when playing on browser
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#1733 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> And what have you tried so far?
#1734 [15:15] <lolowia> downloading, but I dont know how to do that precicely on Ubuntu
#1735 [15:15] <lolowia> I instlalled java
#1736 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> What version of java?
#1737 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> Can you go to your terminal, and give me the output of: java -version
#1738 [15:16] <lolowia> my terminal??
#1739 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Yes, terminal, console, your command line interface
#1740 [15:16] <lolowia> Version 6 Update 22 says the website of java
#1741 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Is that what's installed?
#1742 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Could you please give me the output of java -version in your console?
#1743 [15:17] <lolowia> how do I open my console?
#1744 [15:17] <lolowia> first time I run Ubuntu
#1745 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> Oi...
#1746 [15:19] <lolowia> Oi?
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#1748 [15:20] <It> xarcus left without saying anything.
#1749 [15:20] <It> I hate when people do that
#1750 [15:20] * GreyVulpine points above
#1750 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> He's back
#1751 [15:20] <lolowia> I am xarcus, firefox crashed
#1752 [15:20] <It> oooohhh
#1753 [15:20] <lolowia> I tried to explain
#1754 [15:20] <mib_qh1uke> my prob is when i bought minecraft a few months ago and now i cant play it
#1755 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_qh1uke - Why can't you?
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#1757 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Can you right click on the desktop, and see if you can't get the terminal/console from there
#1758 [15:21] <smyl> lolowia, what window manager are you using?
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#1760 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> ubuntu, so probably gnome.
#1761 [15:22] <lolowia> ubuntu 11.04
#1762 [15:22] <mib_qh1uke> when i log in then click in browser it makes me log in again then it doesnt go to the minecraft game
#1763 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_qh1uke - Make sure cookies are enabled in your browser
#1764 [15:23] <mib_qh1uke> they are
#1765 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_qh1uke - Are you sure?
#1766 [15:23] <smyl> hit alt+f2
#1767 [15:23] <smyl> type gnome-terminal
#1768 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Double check
#1769 [15:23] <smyl> @lolowia
#1770 [15:23] <mib_qh1uke> ok
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#1772 [15:24] <Robo_Knight> testing
#1773 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> It works.
#1774 [15:24] <Robo_Knight> finalfuckingly, geez!
#1775 [15:24] <mib_qh1uke> it didnt work
#1776 [15:25] <Robo_Knight> heh
#1777 [15:25] <VoxelHead> -_-
#1778 [15:25] <mr_boo> hi
#1779 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_qh1uke - Were cookies enabled?
#1780 [15:25] <Robo_Knight> well, for some reason, #minecraft won't let me talk
#1781 [15:25] <mib_qh1uke> how do u do that
#1782 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> ??> Robo_Knight irc
#1783 [15:25] <VoxelHead> Robo_Knight: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#1784 [15:25] <VoxelHead> Robo_Knight: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#1785 [15:25] <mr_boo> can someone help me download a plane mod?
#1786 [15:25] <Robo_Knight> for each channel, wtf
#1787 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Robo_Knight - No, you just need to register and identify for the network
#1788 [15:26] <mib_qh1uke> how do i enable cookies
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#1790 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> thanks then, sorry -_-;
#1791 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> actually, maybe you guys can help me
#1792 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_qh1uke - Depends on the browser you're using
#1793 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> It'll be in the settings of the browser
#1794 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> are there any Minecart Mods?
#1795 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> Robo_Knight - Tons
#1796 [15:26] <mr_boo> yess
#1797 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> I want something that's different than Minecarts
#1798 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> What are you looking for?
#1799 [15:26] <mr_boo> i would like some help installing a plane mod
#1800 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> also, I need help with the mod loader
#1801 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - Try #risucraft
#1802 [15:26] <lolowia> what do I have to do if i am in the terminal thing
#1803 [15:26] <mr_boo> same here
#1804 [15:26] <Robo_Knight> ooo, the plane mod sounds nice too
#1805 [15:26] <bellows> Trying to register for minecraft - keep getting captcha verification failed
#1806 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> Robo_Knight - #risucraft may be what you need, they're in charge of doing SP mods
#1807 [15:27] <Robo_Knight> ah, thanks
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#1809 [15:27] <bellows> can someone please help
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#1811 [15:27] <mib_qh1uke> fuck this i hate notch :(
#1812 [15:27] <lolowia> I hate ubuntu
#1813 [15:27] <mr_boo> i've tryed downloading the plane mod before but it hasn't worked i was hopeing somebody can walk me through it. (by the way i'm on a mac)
#1814 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Try refreshing the captcha image, you may be typing it in wrong
#1815 [15:28] <bellows> there is no captcha image on the page
#1816 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> There isn't?
#1817 [15:28] * GreyVulpine checks
#1817 [15:28] <smyl> would this be the right place to ask for help debugging server issues?
#1818 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> smyl - Depends, we mainly deal in vanilla server issues.
#1819 [15:28] <smyl> hrmm
#1820 [15:28] <smyl> so if i go back to vanilla, and have the same issue =)
#1821 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> bellows - Check your browser, try a different one. The captcha shows up for me
#1822 [15:28] <mib_mbo5tf> The game seems to be frozen
#1823 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> smyl - If you're using bukkit, try #bukkit
#1824 [15:28] <mr_boo> can anyone here help me?
#1825 [15:29] <lolowia> it?
#1826 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - For mod issues, try #risucraft
#1827 [15:29] <smyl> GreyVulpine, i'm fairly sure it's an issue on the MC side
#1828 [15:29] <mr_boo> okay
#1829 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> smyl - Alright, give me the error
#1830 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> What are you running, what do you get?
#1831 [15:29] <smyl> one sec
#1832 [15:29] <smyl> just killed it
#1833 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com the server.log if you have it
#1834 [15:30] * mib_ous0m7 [mib_ous0m7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1835 [15:30] <smyl> grabbing the vanilla one to see if it does the same thing (one of the other people in this DC is having the same issue on vanilla)
#1836 [15:30] <lolowia> what do I have to do in the ubuntu-terminal/console thing?
#1837 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Type in: java -version
#1838 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> What does it return?
#1839 [15:31] <mib_ous0m7> my game doesn't even start up
#1840 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_ous0m7 - Why doesn't it? What happens? Do you get an error?
#1841 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> How are you launching it? what operating system are you on?
#1842 [15:31] <mib_ous0m7> i guess it goes to the mojang logo and the window shuts done
#1843 [15:31] <lolowia> pffffff, I cant copy paste from teh terminal
#1844 [15:32] <mib_ous0m7> browser and download
#1845 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Can you type it here?
#1846 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_ous0m7 - Do you get any error reports?
#1847 [15:32] <lolowia> java version 1.6.0_22
#1848 [15:32] <lolowia> more to come
#1849 [15:33] <smyl> lolowia, try selecting it
#1850 [15:33] <smyl> and then clicking the middle mouse button to paste
#1851 [15:33] <smyl> or left+right if you dont have a middle button
#1852 [15:33] <mib_ous0m7> no
#1853 [15:33] <lolowia> open JDK runtime enviroment (iced tea6 1.10.1)
#1854 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> Ah, you're running openJDK, that's why
#1855 [15:33] <smyl> http://pastebin.com/wjqXDEke
#1856 [15:33] <smyl> that's the server.log
#1857 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> smyl - One sec, I'll read it shortly
#1858 [15:34] <smyl> GreyVulpine, no problem
#1859 [15:34] <smyl> and thank you =)
#1860 [15:34] <lolowia> I cant use my mouse in teh terminal
#1861 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> lolowia - Do you know how to install Sun java on ubuntu?
#1862 [15:34] <lolowia> no
#1863 [15:34] <smyl> server.log is missing a ton of stuff from the console..
#1864 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre
#1865 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> Run that in the console
#1866 [15:34] <lolowia> ok
#1867 [15:35] <lolowia> a sec
#1868 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> smyl - Disconnecting smyl69x [/24.124.83.227:33823]: Took too long to log in
#1869 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> Usually means the server took too long to contact minecraft.net to authenticate the user
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#1871 [15:35] <smyl> yeah...
#1872 [15:35] <smyl> but why =)
#1873 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> Check any firewalls, security software on your machine, make sure there's nothing blocking java
#1874 [15:37] <mib_ous0m7> GreyValpine, I tried to get on again and it did the same thing
#1875 [15:37] <lolowia> it doesnt work
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#1878 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_ous0m7 - At this point, try an uninstall/reinstall of java, and make sure your video drivers are up to date
#1879 [15:38] <smyl> hrmm
#1880 [15:38] <smyl> stopped ufw
#1881 [15:38] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :<
#1882 [15:38] <mib_ous0m7> ok ill try
#1883 [15:38] <lolowia> it says sun-java6-jre is not available
#1884 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, hate ubuntu
#1885 [15:39] <lolowia> me 2
#1886 [15:39] <lolowia> if windows didnt crached
#1887 [15:39] <lolowia> ...
#1888 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> Anybody here familiar with how to enable sun java through the repo?
#1889 [15:40] <smyl> hmm
#1890 [15:40] <smyl> i can find a howto real quick
#1891 [15:40] <lolowia> so if I understand it right i just have to instal sun java in a way?
#1892 [15:40] <smyl> lolowia, yeah
#1893 [15:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1894 [15:41] <smyl> you have to enable the repo
#1895 [15:41] <smyl> um
#1896 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft doesn't like the OpenJDK too much
#1897 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> It's more compatible with SunJava
#1898 [15:41] <GreyVulpine> Sun Java*
#1899 [15:41] <smyl> if you go to system
#1900 [15:41] <smyl> bleh
#1901 [15:41] <smyl> system -> administration -> Synaptic package manager
#1902 [15:42] <smyl> enter your password in the box that pops up
#1903 [15:42] <smyl> then go to settings -> repositories
#1904 [15:42] <smyl> and then click the checkbox for "Software restricted by copyright or legal issues (multiverse)
#1905 [15:43] <smyl> i _THINK_ that is the correct repo
#1906 [15:43] <lolowia> so much difficult words to translate to Dutch
#1907 [15:43] <GreyVulpine> That sounds right smyl
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#1909 [15:43] <smyl> GreyVulpine, this is from the console
#1910 [15:43] <smyl> http://pastebin.com/shbRcai0
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#1912 [15:44] <smyl> java.net.NoRouteToHostException: No route to host <= probably what the problem is =)
#1913 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> Weird, yeah
#1914 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> It's like your server isn't able to contact minecraft to authenticate
#1915 [15:44] <smyl> yeah =)
#1916 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> If I didn't know any better, I'd venture it's a firewall issue
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#1918 [15:46] <smyl> GreyVulpine, i just killed ufw (uncomplicated firewall)
#1919 [15:46] <smyl> which _SHOULDNT_ have been running
#1920 [15:46] <smyl> this is from tcpdump =)
#1921 [15:46] <smyl> http://pastebin.com/jW7RaEns
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#1923 [15:47] <mib_3ynqbp> Where do i save skins?
#1924 [15:47] <Morrolan> ?? mc.net/skins
#1925 [15:48] <VoxelHead> mc.net/skins: Skin uploading will appear not to do anything at minecraft.net. However, if you have uploaded a new skin file, it *will* work in-game. Give it a try! (:
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#1927 [15:48] <Morrolan> Hmph
#1928 [15:48] <Morrolan> mib_3ynqbp, You can upload them to your profile page on minecraft.net
#1929 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> It'll be on the profile page at minecraft.net
#1930 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> Bleh.
#1931 [15:48] <Morrolan> ??< smp/skins
#1932 [15:48] <mib_pca8cg> GreyVulpine, It still isnt working
#1933 [15:48] <Morrolan> Oh, that's the same.
#1934 [15:48] <Morrolan> mib_pca8cg, Well did you check ingame?
#1935 [15:49] <lolowia> smyl: you said: then go to settings -> repositories
#1936 [15:49] <smyl> yes
#1937 [15:49] <mib_pca8cg> GreVulpine, I cant get in the game
#1938 [15:50] <lolowia> can you give another word for repositories?
#1939 [15:50] <Morrolan> mib_pca8cg, what do you mean with "can't get in the game" ?
#1940 [15:50] <smyl> hmm
#1941 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_pca8cg isn't able to get minecraft to launch, black screen I believe
#1942 [15:50] <lolowia> wait, i think i got it
#1943 [15:50] <smyl> you said dutch right?
#1944 [15:50] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Ah, ok.
#1945 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Suggested java reinstall, video driver update
#1946 [15:51] <Morrolan> Oh, made a mess up, because of two mib guys, sorry.
#1947 [15:51] <lolowia> should the multiverse thing be on or off?
#1948 [15:51] <GreyVulpine> On
#1949 [15:51] <mib_pca8cg> GreyVulpine, I did both
#1950 [15:51] <Morrolan> made a chaos*
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#1952 [15:51] <Morrolan> Nah, doesn't sound right.
#1953 [15:51] <Morrolan> Oh, screw you, english :p
#1954 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#1955 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_pca8cg - Um, one sec
#1956 [15:52] <lolowia> it is on
#1957 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> <mib_ous0m7> i guess it goes to the mojang logo and the window shuts done
#1958 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> wait
#1959 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> That's the wrong mibbit
#1960 [15:52] <mib_pca8cg> GreyVulpine, yes
#1961 [15:52] <GreyVulpine> Which one are you again?
#1962 [15:53] <smyl> ls
#1963 [15:53] <VoxelHead> Try 'rm -rf /' as root.
#1964 [15:53] * AuBot kicked VoxelHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please do not try tricking people with that.)
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#1966 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#1967 [15:53] <NinjaKirby> lol?
#1968 [15:53] <mib_pca8cg> GreyVulpine,Mojang logo and crash
#1969 [15:53] <It> lol
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#1971 [15:53] <It> ??+ PM|Private messages, or PM's, are sent from one person to another directly, and prevent the main chat from getting clogged.;;PM's appear, in Mibbit, in tabs on the upper left, labelled by the nickname of the sender.
#1972 [15:54] <Morrolan> Heh, there's even an entry "dontpm"
#1973 [15:54] <Morrolan> Sooo
#1974 [15:54] <smyl> GreyVulpine, do you know the actual url that the server hits for auth?
#1975 [15:54] <It> this channel gets a lot more traffic than it did a month ago
#1976 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> I thought it was login.minecraft.net
#1977 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> But I'm not sure it applies to the minecraft server
#1978 [15:55] <Morrolan> "http://www.minecraft.net/game/checkserver.jsp?user=<username>&serverId=<server hash>"
#1979 [15:55] * mib_h8jgzo [mib_h8jgzo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1980 [15:55] <GreyVulpine> It is the SSL auth server for client logins
#1981 [15:55] <Morrolan> Is what the server uses to verify your username
#1982 [15:55] <Morrolan> login.minecraft.net is what the client uses iirc
#1983 [15:55] <smyl> GreyVulpine, not the entire query string though eh?
#1984 [15:55] <Morrolan> smyl: http://mc.kev009.com/Authentication
#1985 [15:55] <smyl> Morrolan, thanks
#1986 [15:55] <mib_h8jgzo> i need some help
#1987 [15:55] <Morrolan> Sure, with what?
#1988 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_pca8cg - Cs..
#1989 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> bah
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#1991 [15:56] <mib_h8jgzo> so i instaled this: ModLoader Beta 1.5_01v4
#1992 [15:56] <lolowia> smyl, you said: 'and then click the checkbox for "Software restricted by copyright or legal issues (multiverse)'
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#1994 [15:56] <lolowia> does it has to be on or off
#1995 [15:56] <mib_h8jgzo> and it goes black screen and exits on me
#1996 [15:56] <smyl> lolowia, on
#1997 [15:56] <lolowia> It was on before
#1998 [15:56] <Morrolan> mib_h8jgzo, did you remove the Meta-INF folder?
#1999 [15:56] <lolowia> so nothing changed
#2000 [15:56] <mib_h8jgzo> yes
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#2002 [15:57] <Morrolan> Ok. To fix it you have to reinstall Minecraft. For further support with modloader go to #risucraft.
#2003 [15:57] <mib_h8jgzo> i deleted it
#2004 [15:57] <mib_h8jgzo> oh so i wasnt supposed to delete it?
#2005 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> You were.
#2006 [15:57] <Morrolan> Yes you are.
#2007 [15:57] <smyl> lolowia, do you have a "partner" repo?
#2008 [15:57] <Morrolan> But it must be something else then.
#2009 [15:58] <lolowia> what is a "partner repo'?
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#2011 [15:58] <VoxelHead> 'a' i guess
#2012 [15:58] <mib_h8jgzo> so just re install it and it should work?
#2013 [15:58] <JimmyRx> Hello all!
#2014 [15:58] <Morrolan> Yep. Are you on windows?
#2015 [15:58] <VoxelHead> * wave at Jimmyrx
#2016 [15:58] <Morrolan> Hey JimmyRx
#2017 [15:58] <smyl> lolowia, pm
#2018 [15:58] <mib_h8jgzo> yeah 7
#2019 [15:58] <It> yes, and make sure you are installing the correct version and follow the directions carefully.
#2020 [15:58] <Morrolan> ??> mib_h8jgzo win/reinst
#2021 [15:58] <JimmyRx> Hello, How are you?
#2022 [15:58] <VoxelHead> mib_h8jgzo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2023 [15:59] <VoxelHead> mib_h8jgzo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2024 [15:59] <rdococ> JimmyRx: I heard your question, is it due to overheating because of gaming?
#2025 [15:59] <Morrolan> mib_h8jgzo, If you then want to install modloader again and it still doesn't work, ask the people in #risucraft
#2026 [15:59] <JimmyRx> Yes, I'm not sure if its due to over heating
#2027 [16:00] <Morrolan> Suggest you open the case and clean out the dust
#2028 [16:00] <JimmyRx> I think it's an issue with Java
#2029 [16:00] <mib_h8jgzo> thanks guys
#2030 [16:00] <JimmyRx> You think minecraft is causing over heating?
#2031 [16:00] <JimmyRx> Is it a common issue?
#2032 [16:00] <Morrolan> Well, any application could cause overheating if the case is too dusty.
#2033 [16:01] <JimmyRx> Yes, but this is specific to minecraft
#2034 [16:01] <JimmyRx> Has not occured until I started playing
#2035 [16:01] <JimmyRx> Which I might add I think the game is awesome
#2036 [16:02] <Morrolan> Hmm, what exactly is your issue then?
#2037 [16:02] <smyl> heh, i liked the game till i started running my own server =)
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#2039 [16:02] <JimmyRx> Well when i click to play 'in browser' the browser (firefox) instantly closes
#2040 [16:02] <JimmyRx> No warnings, or prompts
#2041 [16:02] <JimmyRx> then on the client version
#2042 [16:03] <JimmyRx> I can log in and get in to a world
#2043 [16:03] <JimmyRx> but after about 3-4 minutes
#2044 [16:03] <JimmyRx> My computer just shuts down
#2045 [16:03] <JimmyRx> I actually just had to restore the system because it would not boot any more
#2046 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> That's.. interesting.
#2047 [16:03] <JimmyRx> I'm literally scared to load minecraft now haha
#2048 [16:04] <JimmyRx> interesting and unfortunate..I want to build something huge!
#2049 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> What OS are you on?
#2050 [16:05] <JimmyRx> 3-4 minute intervals doesnt give me enough time lol
#2051 [16:05] <JimmyRx> Vista
#2052 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> Can you get anything through vista's event viewer?
#2053 [16:05] <JimmyRx> Event Viewer?
#2054 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> control panel -> administrative tools -> event viewer
#2055 [16:05] <JimmyRx> Let me look
#2056 [16:06] <JimmyRx> I have it opened
#2057 [16:08] <JimmyRx> I'm browsing around here but I have no idea what I should be looking for..
#2058 [16:08] <smyl> GreyVulpine, found the issue
#2059 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> Do tell
#2060 [16:08] <smyl> i cant reach 50.16.200.224
#2061 [16:09] <smyl> bad route at the border at my datacenter...
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#2063 [16:09] <GreyVulpine> Aaah....
#2064 [16:09] <Wug> wait a little while for dns changes to propagate
#2065 [16:11] <smyl> curl http://www.minecraft.net/game/joinserver.jsp?user=smyl69x&sessionId=5&serverId=1bd5baca4e00162bf65f6363f6e2eb79
#2066 [16:11] <smyl> The URL has moved <a href="http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=smyl69x">here</a>
#2067 [16:11] <smyl> =)
#2068 [16:11] <VoxelHead> ^_^
#2069 [16:12] <JimmyRx> I wish there was a way to run java in a contained environment so that it didnt cause my computer to shut down multple times
#2070 [16:12] <JimmyRx> I wouldnt have an issue if it was just a program crashing and then I just had to load it again
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#2072 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> java does run in a contained environment
#2073 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> Runs it in its own VM
#2074 [16:13] <wilma> i can run minecraft on my computer
#2075 [16:13] <wilma> i cant run
#2076 [16:13] <Morrolan> Wilma: Good for you. :)
#2077 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> If it causes your machine to crash and burn like that.. it points to bigger problems than just minecraft
#2078 [16:13] <JimmyRx> YEah but the VM is affecting the real computer
#2079 [16:13] <wilma> i cant run it
#2080 [16:13] <rdococ> What happens when you try to run it?
#2081 [16:13] <Morrolan> wilma: Could you give some more information?
#2082 [16:13] <smyl> heh
#2083 [16:13] <VoxelHead> :o)
#2084 [16:13] <wilma> say error
#2085 [16:13] <smyl> speaking of software taking out the computer...
#2086 [16:13] <wilma> and needs permission to run
#2087 [16:14] <rdococ> So it gives you an error?
#2088 [16:14] <smyl> i started up vSphere ~5:30 yesterday
#2089 [16:14] <rdococ> I know why.
#2090 [16:14] <smyl> ran upstairs to get a drink
#2091 [16:14] <wilma> vidieo card drivers
#2092 [16:14] <smyl> came back, and my computer was completely dead
#2093 [16:14] <smyl> i blame the rapture
#2094 [16:14] <rdococ> wilma: Logout, then login as administrator ans try again.
#2095 [16:14] <wilma> how do you do that
#2096 [16:15] <Wug> who's having overheating issues?
#2097 [16:16] <Wug> are you on a laptop?
#2098 [16:16] <Wug> make sure you haven't covered the vents by putting it on something soft or anything
#2099 [16:18] <Wug> if its a desktop, maybe disassemble it and search for dust clogging vents
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#2101 [16:19] <mib_8no4rm> help
#2102 [16:19] <Wug> either way, download speedfan and check if playing minecraft causes any large spikes in temperature while minecraft is running
#2103 [16:19] <Wug> I'll try to help
#2104 [16:19] <Wug> change your nick
#2105 [16:20] <Morrolan> mib_8no4rm, First, use "/nick nicknamehere" to get a proper nick pelase :
#2106 [16:20] * jackyboy10 [jackyboy10@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2107 [16:20] <Morrolan> please :) *
#2108 [16:20] <jackyboy10> Hello
#2109 [16:20] <jackyboy10> I need HELP
#2110 [16:20] <Morrolan> hey jackyboy10
#2111 [16:20] <Morrolan> I would have never guessed ::D
#2112 [16:20] <jackyboy10> My minecraft iasnt working
#2113 [16:20] <Morrolan> Could you give us some more information?
#2114 [16:20] <GreyVulpine> jackyboy10 - Why isn't it working?
#2115 [16:20] <jackyboy10> After the Mojang Logo it says its crashed
#2116 [16:20] <jackyboy10> Its been like it for about a month
#2117 [16:20] <Morrolan> Are you on windows?
#2118 [16:20] <mib_8no4rm> ok so i try to play minecraft on my browser and it loads and every thing but then after it loads it just goes to a white screan and wont do anything@!!!!
#2119 [16:20] <jackyboy10> Yes
#2120 [16:21] <Morrolan> ??> Jackson413 win/reinst
#2121 [16:21] <VoxelHead> Jackson413: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2122 [16:21] <VoxelHead> Jackson413: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2123 [16:22] <jackyboy10> So is anyone going to give me help?
#2124 [16:22] <Morrolan> jackyboy10, how about doing what Voxelhead said?
#2125 [16:22] <Wug> jackyboy10: I'll help you by pm
#2126 [16:22] <jackyboy10> Ok
#2127 [16:22] <jackyboy10> i will Morrolan
#2128 [16:22] <Morrolan> Oh, and Jackson413, sorry for the highlight, pressed tab one time to less.
#2129 [16:23] <Wug> jackyboy10: I'll help you by pm, are you there?
#2130 [16:23] * nick [nick@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2131 [16:23] <nick> help
#2132 [16:23] <Morrolan> Wug: Hmm? I think the instructions are pretty clear. ;)
#2133 [16:23] <Morrolan> nick: With?
#2134 [16:24] <Morrolan> Ugh, not please.
#2135 [16:24] <Morrolan> don't*
#2136 [16:24] <jackyboy10> Bye guys
#2137 [16:24] <Morrolan> nick is easier to remember than Guest43816 :D
#2138 [16:24] <jackyboy10> Thanks Voxel!
#2139 [16:24] <VoxelHead> no problem
#2140 [16:24] <Morrolan> So it helped? Nice. :)
#2141 [16:24] <jackyboy10> Bye!
#2142 [16:24] <Morrolan> Bye
#2143 [16:24] <VoxelHead> wheeee Bye
#2144 [16:24] <Wug> nick is apparently registered
#2145 [16:24] <VoxelHead> bye jackyboy10
#2146 [16:24] <Morrolan> VoxelHead, you're a hero. :D
#2147 [16:24] <Morrolan> Wug: Ah, ok.
#2148 [16:24] <VoxelHead> you're a o
#2149 [16:24] <wilma> this game is a joke u pay for it it doesnt work
#2150 [16:24] <Guest43816> well i try to play mincraft and when i open it in my browser it loads but then goes to a white creen and wont do anything
#2151 [16:25] <NotiCon> awesome
#2152 [16:25] <smyl> lol
#2153 [16:25] <NotiCon> VoxelHead: is alive
#2154 [16:25] <smyl> it's still a beta right?
#2155 [16:25] <Morrolan> Guest43816, did you try to use the downloaded launcher?
#2156 [16:25] <Wug> ^ the download launcher tends to work better
#2157 [16:25] <Morrolan> Wilma: What was your issue?
#2158 [16:25] <smyl> Morrolan, trolling apparently...
#2159 [16:25] <Guest43816> i did but that dosent work either
#2160 [16:26] <Morrolan> Guest43816, did you try to update Java?
#2161 [16:26] <Guest43816> yay and when i do that and i try to open it it gives me a fatal eror report
#2162 [16:27] <Morrolan> Oh.
#2163 [16:27] <Morrolan> Then there might be something screwed up somewhere :/
#2164 [16:27] <VoxelHead> I like them ^_^
#2165 [16:28] * Caleb [Caleb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2166 [16:28] <Caleb> Hello
#2167 [16:28] <Morrolan> Guest43816: Sorry, can't really help you further, suggest you wait here a bit, until someone comes back who might have an idea.
#2168 [16:28] <Morrolan> Hey Caleb
#2169 [16:28] <Guest43816> so theirs noting to help me with then ?????
#2170 [16:28] <Wug> need help caleb?
#2171 [16:28] <Guest43816> ok
#2172 [16:28] <Caleb> yed my minecraft beta not working
#2173 [16:28] <smyl> my laptop doesnt like mc
#2174 [16:28] <Morrolan> Define "not workin" please.
#2175 [16:29] <Wug> Guest43816: I might be able to help
#2176 [16:29] <Morrolan> smyl. Hit it. :D
#2177 [16:29] <Guest43816> ok
#2178 [16:29] <smyl> heh
#2179 [16:29] <Caleb> i was talking yesterday but i had to leave
#2180 [16:29] <Wug> lets go to pm
#2181 [16:29] <VoxelHead> =)
#2182 [16:29] <smyl> i mostly like the laptop
#2183 [16:29] <smyl> but mc uses 100% of both cores
#2184 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> Yeesh
#2185 [16:29] <Wug> minecraft tends to use lots of cpu power
#2186 [16:29] <Wug> its normal
#2187 [16:30] <Guest43816> when i try to open minecraft in my browser it lloads then goes to a white screen and wont do anything
#2188 [16:30] <Caleb> i have 3200+ amd athlon 64 proccessor is that able o run minecraft?
#2189 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> But generally, MC isn't multithreaded.
#2190 [16:30] <Wug> gurst, pms.
#2191 [16:30] <smyl> wug, just sucks in a laptop =)
#2192 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Caleb - Sure
#2193 [16:30] <Wug> guest*
#2194 [16:30] <smyl> heh
#2195 [16:30] <smyl> 153% cpu for java
#2196 [16:30] <smyl> 45% for Xorg
#2197 [16:31] <Guest43816> hello
#2198 [16:31] <Guest43816> ?
#2199 [16:31] <Caleb> okay well the game doesnt work i think it coulb be a java error i have version 6
#2200 [16:31] <Wug> Guest43816: respond to my pms
#2201 [16:31] <Guest43816> i also have verion 6
#2202 [16:31] <Caleb> also have adobe reader x and the newest version of microsoft silverlight
#2203 [16:32] <Morrolan> Caleb: Do you get any error message, or does it crash, and when does it crash?
#2204 [16:32] <smyl> haha, i think playing minecraft on my laptop is gonna cause me to go sterile...
#2205 [16:33] <VoxelHead> The latest plan is about to explode!
#2206 [16:33] <Morrolan> smyl: Well, Minecraft vs children, your choice. :p
#2207 [16:33] <SlashLife> smyl: just because it's called "laptop" you don't need to take it literally. :p
#2208 [16:33] <smyl> Morrolan, i want a boy
#2209 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> I'd vote for Minecraft myself
#2210 [16:33] <VoxelHead> r
#2211 [16:33] <Caleb> well if i use broswer java load then it load to 100 persent and goes black for a sec and it disappears so then iam looking at the background
#2212 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> At least MC won't leave you.
#2213 [16:33] <smyl> SlashLife, what's the point of not being able to sit on the couch w/ a portable computer =P
#2214 [16:33] <SlashLife> I'd vote for mining in my gf instead.
#2215 [16:34] <smyl> lol
#2216 [16:34] <Caleb> then the games load to 100 percent after java
#2217 [16:34] <SlashLife> I just can't remember which cave I left her in when I found the diamond vein.
#2218 [16:34] * SlashLife scratches his head cluelessly.
#2218 [16:34] <Morrolan> smyl: Hmm, in this case you might have to turn down your Minecraft "consumption" until you have your boy. :D
#2219 [16:34] * w throws deadly neurotoxin in smyl's direction
#2219 [16:34] <smyl> Morrolan, probably
#2220 [16:34] <smyl> or just play on the desktop when i get it put together
#2221 [16:34] <Morrolan> Yep
#2222 [16:34] <smyl> i wonder if the intel chip on the board is good enough
#2223 [16:34] <SlashLife> smyl: You only need the input devices on the couch.
#2224 [16:34] <SlashLife> smyl: Screw a screen to your ceiling. :D
#2225 [16:35] <Wug> ?? teamviewer
#2226 [16:35] <Morrolan> Oh, actually Caleb has a problem I think. :D
#2227 [16:35] <SlashLife> Wait. While you're at it: Do it above your bed. Sex WHILE playing Minecraft. :D
#2228 [16:35] <smyl> lol
#2229 [16:35] <Morrolan> Caleb: Did you try the downloaded client?
#2230 [16:35] <smyl> the wife's tits are too big for that...
#2231 [16:35] <smyl> couldnt see the screen
#2232 [16:35] <SlashLife> "Yeah! Yeah! YEAH!!" - "Already?" - "No, sorry, I just found a gold vein."
#2233 [16:35] <Caleb> so the games load to 100 percent and goes blank when i open the file and it open i click login and it closes itself out
#2234 [16:36] * lolowia1 [lolowia1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2235 [16:36] <Wug> ??+ teamviewer|Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.;;Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2236 [16:36] <Morrolan> caleb: Yes, did you try to play with the downloaded client instead of in a browser?
#2237 [16:37] <Morrolan> Wug: I don't think anyone can add to Vox's FAQ?
#2238 [16:37] <Morrolan> everyone*
#2239 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> ??< teamviewer
#2240 [16:37] <Caleb> i believe so the one that show u all the update
#2241 [16:37] <Morrolan> Caleb: Yep, that's the dowloaded client.
#2242 [16:38] <Morrolan> Did you already try to reinstall Minecraft?
#2243 [16:38] <Caleb> when i click login same thing happen load to 100 but this time the window closes itself out when it hit 100 percent
#2244 [16:38] <Wug> dopeghoti set me up with vox access
#2245 [16:38] <Wug> oops I poked him
#2246 [16:38] <VoxelHead> "great"
#2247 [16:38] <Wug> (sorry dope)
#2248 [16:39] <Caleb> i can play the free version no problem doesnt even lag at all
#2249 [16:39] <Morrolan> Caleb: Did you try to reinstall Minecraft already?
#2250 [16:39] <dopeghoti> np
#2251 [16:40] <SlashLife> I'll be banned from my server as of tomorrow. :|
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#2253 [16:40] <smyl> SlashLife, what did you do?
#2254 [16:40] <Morrolan> Wug: Ah, ok.
#2255 [16:40] <Caleb> did that like 8 time lready still doesnt work is their a new version of java that i could dowload that might make the game workm?
#2256 [16:40] <SlashLife> Someone dug a deep hole all the way through the bedrock (World Edit) and started building a giant pyramid in there.
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#2258 [16:41] <SlashLife> I liked the idea of "giant", extended the hole to one side to put a giant creeper next to it.
#2259 [16:41] <Guest80905> hey all
#2260 [16:41] <SlashLife> He didn't like it, so I reverted what I did ...
#2261 [16:41] <VoxelHead> =D
#2262 [16:41] <Guest80905> damn how do i change my nick?
#2263 [16:41] <Morrolan> ./nick nickname
#2264 [16:41] <SlashLife> ... so that everything he initially did was exactly the same again.
#2265 [16:41] * xorcon [xorcon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2266 [16:41] <smyl> haha
#2267 [16:41] <VoxelHead> Pitiful "human"
#2268 [16:41] <xorcon> hey i need some help
#2269 [16:42] <SlashLife> ... THEN AFTERWARDS he had the brilliant idea to have me flagged as a griefer.
#2270 [16:42] <Anthro> woo
#2271 [16:42] <smyl> SlashLife, you should flag him back
#2272 [16:42] <smyl> haha
#2273 [16:42] <Anthro> hey grey
#2274 [16:42] <xorcon> every time i try to pull up minecraft it loads java then says error click for errors and nothing happens
#2275 [16:42] <Guest67825> damn it
#2276 [16:42] <xorcon> any1 know what to do?
#2277 [16:42] <Guest67825> whatever
#2278 [16:42] <lolowia1> smyl, you told my a few hours ago to put in something in the terminal, to instal java sun, can you please put in the sentence again (rebooting the computer didnt help to get OpenJDK away)
#2279 [16:42] <SlashLife> Yeah, on my book he's flagged as "asshole" now.
#2280 [16:42] <Guest67825> anyways grey i figuraed out the problem with that flying mod w e were working with yesterday
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#2282 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> lolowia1 - It's sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre
#2283 [16:43] <smyl> lol
#2284 [16:43] <smyl> GreyVulpine, thanks
#2285 [16:43] <lolowia1> thank you
#2286 [16:43] * mib_qvqkwf [mib_qvqkwf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2287 [16:43] <smyl> i was like sun-java6-.....
#2288 [16:43] <smyl> mind went blank
#2289 [16:43] * w munches contentedly on Guest67825's foot
#2289 [16:43] <mib_qvqkwf> hello
#2290 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> 'lo gov'na
#2291 [16:43] <VoxelHead> Bye xorcon.
#2292 [16:43] <mib_qvqkwf> I've played minecraft for the last two years, and my account is all of a sudden not working
#2293 [16:43] <Guest67825> grey could you take a look at this?
#2294 [16:43] <Guest67825> http://pastebin.com/ntWH3gp9
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#2296 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_qvqkwf - You may want to send an email to support@mojang.com with your username and proof of payment
#2297 [16:44] <SlashLife> Anyway; I think the server admin is kinda on my side. Rules state that griefing is punished by a ban and technically it is agreed that modifying his wall (twice even) is griefing.
#2298 [16:44] <VoxelHead> The best kind of it.
#2299 [16:44] * I_Eat_Plastic [I_Eat_Plastic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2300 [16:44] <mib_qvqkwf> whenever I login, it goes to a black screen. I've tried following youtube "tip" videos, but none of them help
#2301 [16:44] <SlashLife> I'll be banned Monday through Friday - so on the days when I'll be mostly at work anyway.
#2302 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Oi. Guest43816, you may want to hit up #risucraft. we don't really provide support for modloader here
#2303 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft does
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#2305 [16:45] <smyl> SlashLife, i'd say you could play on my server, but right now i'm having routing issues...
#2306 [16:45] <SlashLife> Which means that I'll lose about 4-6 playing hours as opposed to 8-10 over a weekend.
#2307 [16:45] <mib_qvqkwf> can anyone help?
#2308 [16:45] <SlashLife> Well; I totally disagree with this creative server anyway.
#2309 [16:45] <lolowia1> @GrayVulpine, now the computer says it doesnt exist
#2310 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> It.. doesn't exist?
#2311 [16:46] <SlashLife> I'll probably start my own. Or maybe I'll just check whether it's possible to copy a single player map over to a server and if it is I'll just do it in single player.
#2312 [16:46] * docmur-c [docmur-c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2313 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> SlashLife - It is
#2314 [16:46] <Guest67825> oh so its a modloader issue then?
#2315 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Just copy the world folder over
#2316 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Guest67825 - yes
#2317 [16:46] <Guest67825> sweet thanks grey
#2318 [16:46] <SlashLife> Most of the "creative" buildings there are a 20x50x30 block selection followed by "//set glowstone"
#2319 [16:46] <lolowia1> invalid operation instal
#2320 [16:46] <SlashLife> GreyVulpine: Ok, thanks. :)
#2321 [16:47] <Kealper> holy hell
#2322 [16:47] <lolowia1> (translated)
#2323 [16:47] <SlashLife> Then I can just do my creative stuff locally and put it on a server if I want to share it one day. :)
#2324 [16:47] <Kealper> my computer just shut off....CPU temp was at 90C
#2325 [16:47] <smyl> lol
#2326 [16:47] * GreyVulpine grabs kealper and ducttapes him to the #minecrafthelp seat
#2326 [16:47] <SlashLife> like http://img217.imageshack.us/g/20110508230600.png/
#2327 [16:47] <smyl> SlashLife, i have random crap all over my map
#2328 [16:47] * GreyVulpine makes a run for the hills.
#2328 [16:47] <SlashLife> (My cathedral.)
#2329 [16:47] <Kealper> can't, i direly need to vacuum my computer :/
#2330 [16:47] <smyl> and a decently sized cart setup =)
#2331 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> Heh, g'luck with that
#2332 [16:48] <smyl> SlashLife, nice =)
#2333 [16:48] <smyl> would love having you on mine =)
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#2335 [16:48] <mib_qvqkwf> Hello? Why is it that nobody wants to answer questions, when this channel is called minecrafthelp?
#2336 [16:48] <SlashLife> How many people are there? :p Does it have world edit enabled? :)
#2337 [16:48] <SlashLife> If I need to gather all the resources myself, I can still do that on this survival server.
#2338 [16:48] <docmur-c> Okay so this is my very annoying problem. Currently I have two servers and I want to move the world from the one to the other. Now if I put minecraft to start at boot in Linux then when I log in I'm happy as can be in the right place in the world. If I take minecraft server out of the boot and start it manually and log in I spwan in a completely new spot, same world, and if I change minecraft to start at b
#2339 [16:49] <docmur-c> has anyone seen / heard of this issue
#2340 [16:49] <SlashLife> mib_qvqkwf: Maybe nobody knows? Did you ponder THAT option?
#2341 [16:49] <SlashLife> mib_qvqkwf: [22:44:07] <@GreyVulpine> mib_qvqkwf - You may want to send an email to support@mojang.com with your username and proof of payment
#2342 [16:49] <SlashLife> mib_qvqkwf: Maybe you just can't read?
#2343 [16:49] <lolowia1> someone has an idea why openJDK wouldnt get of my computer
#2344 [16:49] <docmur-c> Oh and I do have the correct cordinates for the spawn point I want to use
#2345 [16:49] <smyl> SlashLife, it might have worldedit, i know a lot of features are locked down though
#2346 [16:51] <smyl> oh man...
#2347 [16:51] <smyl> Bad video card drivers!
#2348 [16:51] * smyl waits for windows update to finish...
#2348 [16:51] <lolowia1> now I even dont get a white screen instead of minecraft, nothing comes up now...
#2349 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> Please don't tell me you're using windows update for video drivers >.>
#2350 [16:51] <smyl> GreyVulpine, kind of?
#2351 [16:51] <smyl> haha
#2352 [16:52] <VoxelHead> AARGH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
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#2354 [16:52] <smyl> it's whatever the onboard video card is on a P45
#2355 [16:52] <smyl> and i just installed the OS this morning...
#2356 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Then look for video drivers off either the mobo's site, or through the chipset manufacturer's
#2357 [16:52] <smyl> heh
#2358 [16:52] <smyl> it's some intel crap
#2359 [16:52] <VoxelHead> =)
#2360 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> NEVER microsoft's
#2361 [16:52] <smyl> tbh, i dont think i'll get much better using the vendors driver...
#2362 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> If I could make that blinking, in red and yellow, I would
#2363 [16:53] <smyl> haha
#2364 [16:53] <VoxelHead> i will be... LORD OF ALL HUMANS#$%percent*##^!~#$*$#
#2365 [16:53] <lolowia1> mincraft will have to wait until tomorrow, it is to late already
#2366 [16:53] <SlashLife> VoxelHead: Chtulhu?
#2367 [16:53] <VoxelHead> no.
#2368 [16:53] <lolowia1> bye
#2369 [16:53] <SlashLife> ]===D:
#2370 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> SSSSSSSSSsssss..
#2371 [16:54] <lolowia1> and thanks for the help (although it didnt help)
#2372 [16:54] <SlashLife> 66 Minutes left.
#2373 [16:54] <smyl> haha
#2374 [16:54] <VoxelHead> Come my filthy stink children.
#2375 [16:54] <smyl> i wonder how long it's going to take for windows to install ALL the language packs
#2376 [16:54] <SlashLife> At least my grinder is grinding. :D
#2377 [16:55] <SlashLife> I've also built a whale ... on the survival server. :D
#2378 [16:56] <smyl> lol
#2379 [16:56] <SlashLife> http://tvrcraft.com/map/gmap/survival_world2 <- zoom in to the upper right of the guy in the suit.
#2380 [16:56] <smyl> http://mc.wtfwasithinking.org/tribe-map/
#2381 [16:57] <smyl> that's mine...
#2382 [16:57] <Triggerdusk> risucraft ppl are dicks >.<
#2383 [16:57] <smyl> though, that server is REALLY slow
#2384 [16:57] <smyl> lol
#2385 [16:58] <smyl> the one hosting the map
#2386 [16:58] <Triggerdusk> btw guys this is Anthro my normal nick isnt avalible
#2387 [17:00] * smyl wanders off...
#2387 [17:00] <SlashLife> I did that as well.
#2388 [17:01] <Triggerdusk> grey i need your help
#2389 [17:01] <SlashLife> Until I noticed that I've ended up at 9000/9000 on map freshly generated yesterday.
#2390 [17:01] <SlashLife> The server has been lagging since then. x)
#2391 [17:01] <SlashLife> Hopefully it'll be fixed by the restart at 2am ... but I won't be around to notice it. =)
#2392 [17:02] * Triggerdusk pokes grey
#2392 [17:02] <smyl> SlashLife, lol
#2393 [17:02] <smyl> right now mine's set to have a static border at like 5000 out from spawn or something
#2394 [17:02] <smyl> going to run a track around the entire edge
#2395 [17:02] <smyl> and ask people to build inside =)
#2396 [17:02] <SlashLife> The spawn is roughly at -300 -300 :D
#2397 [17:03] <smyl> lol
#2398 [17:03] <smyl> did you fly there?
#2399 [17:03] <SlashLife> We have a gate at ~-100 -200 though.
#2400 [17:03] <SlashLife> Nope. Walked. :)
#2401 [17:03] <SlashLife> It's a creative map on the survival though.
#2402 [17:03] <smyl> running tracks around a 5000^2 box
#2403 [17:03] <smyl> takes FOREVER
#2404 [17:03] <smyl> haha
#2405 [17:03] <SlashLife> No mobs, but you'll have to bring your own building materials.
#2406 [17:03] <VoxelHead> Dumb like a moose.
#2407 [17:04] <smyl> lol
#2408 [17:04] <SlashLife> Mining is strictly prohibited, terraforming is only allowed to the degree necessary for building.
#2409 [17:04] <smyl> hrmm
#2410 [17:04] * Wug pokes Triggerdusk
#2410 [17:04] <SlashLife> Plus the building rules are quite stricht.
#2411 [17:04] <Wug> I can help you
#2412 [17:04] <smyl> lol
#2413 [17:04] <smyl> i have crazy mines on my server
#2414 [17:04] <smyl> most of them are like a 2x1 hole down to bedrock
#2415 [17:04] <SlashLife> I also have a cart track 2.25 km in length. :)
#2416 [17:04] <smyl> and then branch out to like 40x40x500 blocks
#2417 [17:05] <Wug> that other guy's problem was he was trying to run minecraft on a pentium 4 on integrated graphics
#2418 [17:05] <smyl> heh
#2419 [17:05] <VoxelHead> ;)
#2420 [17:05] <smyl> Wug, the one that kept overheating?
#2421 [17:05] <Wug> no
#2422 [17:05] <smyl> hrmm
#2423 [17:05] <SlashLife> And I've had to collect all the resoruces for that myself. x)
#2424 [17:05] <smyl> will it run on intel's integrated crap?
#2425 [17:05] <Wug> the one with crash upon login
#2426 [17:06] <SlashLife> >800 iron and 75 gold. :D
#2427 [17:06] <Wug> it sometimes does, if the graphics drivers are installed correctly
#2428 [17:06] <SlashLife> Plus several forests worth of wood. :)
#2429 [17:06] <Wug> its hit or miss with the intel ones :/
#2430 [17:06] <smyl> my mobo that died yesterday is AGP, and i dont have cash right now to buy a new card
#2431 [17:06] <VoxelHead> Aw... somebody needs a hug :o)
#2432 [17:06] <smyl> hopefully i can get it up on mine
#2433 [17:06] <smyl> not that i play much now...
#2434 [17:07] <SlashLife> "smyl can't get it up"
#2435 [17:07] <smyl> paying $450/month for webhosting sucks
#2436 [17:07] <smyl> lol
#2437 [17:07] <SlashLife> *scnr*
#2438 [17:07] <Wug> anyone need antthing
#2439 [17:07] <Wug> Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk Triggerdusk
#2440 [17:07] <SlashLife> I'm planning on ~1500 EUR/month on webhosting. :(
#2441 [17:07] <Wug> ^ GROSS
#2442 [17:07] <smyl> SlashLife, lol, what for?
#2443 [17:07] <SlashLife> A bunch of servers. x)
#2444 [17:08] <Wug> what are you going to be running, youtube mirrors?
#2445 [17:08] <smyl> heh
#2446 [17:08] <VoxelHead> ;)
#2447 [17:08] <SlashLife> I'll need satellite access, though. That tends to make it quite a bit more expensive ...
#2448 [17:08] <Triggerdusk> yes Wug?
#2449 [17:08] <SlashLife> ... as well as much harder to find a data center which supports this.
#2450 [17:08] <smyl> i think i have 5x dual quads, and 4x dual duals
#2451 [17:08] <smyl> all w/ 8-16Gb of ram
#2452 [17:08] <Wug> you needed help. I guess you;re getting it in risucraft
#2453 [17:08] <Triggerdusk> i could use soem help
#2454 [17:09] <SlashLife> You see ... I'm planning with 4 GB of RAM ...
#2455 [17:09] <SlashLife> ... on the video cards alone.
#2456 [17:09] <Triggerdusk> no im fucking not
#2457 [17:09] <Triggerdusk> fuck those guys
#2458 [17:09] <Wug> ok, to pm then
#2459 [17:09] <Triggerdusk> going there is like being told to just wiki it
#2460 [17:09] <Triggerdusk> grrr di ck s
#2461 [17:09] <Triggerdusk> how do i?
#2462 [17:09] <SlashLife> With 6 to 16 cores per machine.
#2463 [17:09] <Wug> wait for the sandy bridge 8 cores
#2464 [17:10] <Wug> they be seeeexy
#2465 [17:10] <SlashLife> Which will probably be something balanced between no of cores, CPU clock and coolability.
#2466 [17:10] <smyl> lol
#2467 [17:10] <Triggerdusk> how do i PM someone?
#2468 [17:10] <Wug> ?? pm
#2469 [17:10] <VoxelHead> pm: Private messages, or PM's, are sent from one person to another directly, and prevent the main chat from getting clogged.
#2470 [17:10] <VoxelHead> pm: PM's appear, in Mibbit, in tabs on the upper left, labelled by the nickname of the sender.
#2471 [17:10] <SlashLife> Then add a bunch of 2-3 TB hard disk drives ...
#2472 [17:10] <smyl> big drives are slow
#2473 [17:11] <SlashLife> ... and you'll get one hell of a live video stream analysis cluster. :)
#2474 [17:11] <SlashLife> It doesn't matter. I'll only need 3-4x full HD in real time.
#2475 [17:11] <smyl> heh
#2476 [17:11] <VoxelHead> :o)
#2477 [17:11] <SlashLife> The RAID paralleled drives should be able to deliver that. :)
#2478 [17:12] <smyl> the buildout design that we are going with
#2479 [17:12] <smyl> has 6 shelves w/ 16x2Tb in each shelf
#2480 [17:12] <smyl> w/ SSD read/write cache
#2481 [17:12] <smyl> 40gbit links to the front end nodes from the storage
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#2483 [17:12] <smyl> and then 2x1gbit to each half of the storage shelves...
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#2485 [17:13] <SlashLife> Yeah, I'm still pondering how to intelligently link up the cluster nodes to each other.
#2486 [17:14] <SlashLife> I might need a throughput of several gigabytes per second ... within the cluster.
#2487 [17:14] <SlashLife> To the outside ...
#2488 [17:14] <SlashLife> ... give or take 8kB/sec x)
#2489 [17:14] <SlashLife> And those would be the bursts.
#2490 [17:14] <mib_5lgd6g> hi my computer crashed the other day tried to restore it and got half stuff back pictures missing and other stuff...my minecraft says its there i go and log in and select my world but then it goes blank and shutsdown
#2491 [17:15] <smyl> right now we have 1/2 shelf of disk
#2492 [17:15] <smyl> 4Gb write cache
#2493 [17:15] <mib_5lgd6g> can anyone help me..i also just tried redownloading minecraft and it didnt change
#2494 [17:15] <SlashLife> mib_5lgd6g: Is it capable of starting a new world?
#2495 [17:15] <smyl> and 256Gb read cache (ssd)
#2496 [17:15] <mib_5lgd6g> I will try
#2497 [17:15] <SlashLife> Are you playing single player or multi player?
#2498 [17:15] <smyl> and we only saturate the storage link like an hour a day
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#2500 [17:16] <SlashLife> I'm actually pondering if an SSD "new data" cache would be helpful.
#2501 [17:17] <mib_5lgd6g> yes thanks i guess that means that all storage files are gone..i even tried restoring from my backup but its not showing up..so that means just starting over right?
#2502 [17:17] <SlashLife> Most likely I'll only need to work on the data right after obtaining it (that's "live analysis" for you) and then once again within two to three hours afterwards (for an in-depth analysis as a neural network feedback for the live analysis algorithm)
#2503 [17:17] <mib_5lgd6g> singleplayer
#2504 [17:18] <SlashLife> mib_5lgd6g: That's quite likely. You might want to try a third party world editor before giving up, though.
#2505 [17:18] <SlashLife> Maybe the world loading algorithm is capable to salvage more data from the wordls.
#2506 [17:18] <SlashLife> *worlds
#2507 [17:18] <SlashLife> I also don't know whether or not there might be world repair tools out there.
#2508 [17:18] <mib_5lgd6g> excuse my ignorance but what is a third party world editor?
#2509 [17:18] <VoxelHead> a char i suppose
#2510 [17:19] <SlashLife> MCEdit for example.
#2511 [17:20] <mib_5lgd6g> thank you so much for your help :)
#2512 [17:20] <SlashLife> "third party" means that the people developing the editor are not affiliated with Mojang and thus might have had to construct their own map file loader which might ignore the problems Minecraft chokes on.
#2513 [17:21] <SlashLife> Even in the best case you may end up with certain areas of your world destroyed; if the world is corrupted, unfortunately it is very likely that these will be the areas you worked on most recently ...
#2514 [17:21] <SlashLife> ... but at least you wouldn't have to start ALL over from scratch.
#2515 [17:21] <mib_5lgd6g> ok thanks sometimes a clean slate is kewl though
#2516 [17:21] <SlashLife> Worst case is that you will start over from scratch an hour later than you would.
#2517 [17:22] <SlashLife> *than you would if you don't attempt recovery.
#2518 [17:22] <SlashLife> I'd like gate travel and multiple maps in single player. =)
#2519 [17:22] <SlashLife> But since those are bukkit plugins ...
#2520 [17:23] <mib_5lgd6g> :)
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#2522 [17:23] <VoxelHead> =]
#2523 [17:23] <VoxelHead> i like them ;)
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#2527 [17:23] <SlashLife> I'm thinking about maybe starting a survival server with those.
#2528 [17:24] <SlashLife> One peaceful map with strict building rules; almost no ores at all to even prevent dug up ground ...
#2529 [17:24] <SlashLife> ... and then a handful of maps with different difficulties ... the harder, the richer in resources they'll be ...
#2530 [17:25] <SlashLife> ... with gates every few thousand blocks. :)
#2531 [17:25] <SlashLife> And on the peaceful map small themed settlements around the gates.
#2532 [17:25] <SlashLife> So basically ... a home world and a few worlds for exploration.
#2533 [17:26] <SlashLife> I don't think I'd have the time for that, though.
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#2535 [17:26] <gabstroyer> hello
#2536 [17:26] <gabstroyer> i came here for help on my minecraft?
#2537 [17:27] <SlashLife> gabstroyer: That happens ...
#2538 [17:27] <SlashLife> ... every now and then. :)
#2539 [17:27] <gabstroyer> yes....
#2540 [17:27] <gabstroyer> so can u help?
#2541 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> If you tell us your problem, we could try
#2542 [17:27] <SlashLife> My car is broken. Can you tell me what's wrong with it?
#2543 [17:27] <SlashLife> :p
#2544 [17:28] <gabstroyer> lo
#2545 [17:28] <gabstroyer> lol
#2546 [17:28] <gabstroyer> ok but heres my problem
#2547 [17:28] <gabstroyer> whenever i place a block or craft the game crashes
#2548 [17:28] <SlashLife> Did you try starting a new world?
#2549 [17:28] <gabstroyer> yes
#2550 [17:29] <gabstroyer> but it has never happened to me before
#2551 [17:29] <SlashLife> Is it happening there as well?
#2552 [17:29] <gabstroyer> yes
#2553 [17:29] <gabstroyer> its happening on everything including my server
#2554 [17:29] <SlashLife> Then I suggest you remove all mods and try it again with the vanilla client.
#2555 [17:29] <gabstroyer> i have no mods
#2556 [17:30] <gabstroyer> and i tried that
#2557 [17:30] <SlashLife> Ok; Windows?
#2558 [17:30] <gabstroyer> yes'
#2559 [17:31] <SlashLife> Did you buy Minecraft or are you playing online?
#2560 [17:31] <gabstroyer> i bought it
#2561 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> gabstroyer - Did you try deleting the .minecraft folder yet?
#2562 [17:32] <SlashLife> Ok, then please open %appdata% (in Start > Run, alternatively press Win+R), rename .minecraft to .minecraft-backup ...
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#2564 [17:32] <SlashLife> Darn. I see, the Windows Explorer won't allow that.
#2565 [17:32] <SlashLife> Can someone please sting Notch with a needle for that directory name?
#2566 [17:32] <tong> game keeps freezing and saying not responding can you help?
#2567 [17:33] <docmur-c> anyone have a clue
#2568 [17:33] <gabstroyer> i can go to the .minecraft
#2569 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> gabstroyer - Save the 'saves' folder in .minecraft, and delete the whole folder
#2570 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Relaunch minecraft afterwards
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#2572 [17:35] <gabstroyer> ok im trying it
#2573 [17:35] * Kealper is back....
#2573 [17:35] <Kealper> time to wash my mousepad while i'm at this...
#2574 [17:36] <tong> tried updating java but still feezes
#2575 [17:37] <tong> just got started on game , is it required to get to game via net logon each time , is it not saved onto pc?
#2576 [17:37] <gabstroyer> yay it fixed
#2577 [17:37] <gabstroyer> also one more question
#2578 [17:38] <gabstroyer> do you guys know notch
#2579 [17:38] <gabstroyer> if u do tell him thanks
#2580 [17:39] <tong> any help out there?
#2581 [17:41] <aetherian> maaaaaybe
#2582 [17:41] <AyrA> you need to logon over the network, thats normally, the Contents in %APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin are downloaded if a new version is published (or you delete the Folder)
#2583 [17:41] <AyrA> with the login, the game checks, if you are alowed to use the game
#2584 [17:42] <AyrA> you can disconnect the network connection if you once logged in and everything was downloaded. Then the client can't log you on but you can't play online
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#2587 [17:45] <VoxelHead> I like them =D.
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#2590 [17:46] <bernard> Does minecraft work with windows 7?
#2591 [17:46] <AyrA> yes
#2592 [17:46] <AyrA> does not even needs administrative rights
#2593 [17:46] <VoxelHead> Bye aikaramba.
#2594 [17:46] <bernard> What do I do if it gets stuck at the done loading screen
#2595 [17:46] <AyrA> updating your mods
#2596 [17:46] <bernard> I haven't played, i just bought it
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#2598 [17:47] <AyrA> install the newest java from http://java.com
#2599 [17:47] <AyrA> this may solve the problem
#2600 [17:47] <bernard> I did
#2601 [17:47] <AyrA> have you tried updating your graphics drivers?
#2602 [17:48] <bernard> Hold on
#2603 [17:48] <tong> game gets stuck and says not responding can u help?
#2604 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> No, bernard's problems should be as simple as..
#2605 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> ??> bernard win/reinst
#2606 [17:48] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2607 [17:48] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2609 [17:49] <AyrA> if the game is not responding open the Run dialog and type "tskill javaw"
#2610 [17:49] <AyrA> this will close the Game and the Java VM
#2611 [17:50] <tong> then what?
#2612 [17:50] <AyrA> try restarting it
#2613 [17:51] <tong> thanks
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#2615 [17:51] <bernard> Still doesnt work
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#2617 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> bernard - You've tried Vox's instructions?
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#2620 [17:53] <Wug> ?? index
#2621 [17:53] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries
#2622 [17:54] <Wug> vox doesnt seem to have commands for console/cmd/terminal
#2623 [17:54] <bernard> It starts loading then stops and wont go any further
#2624 [17:54] <Wug> and it gets asked about a lot
#2625 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#2626 [17:54] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :'(
#2627 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> bernard, have you tried this yet?
#2628 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> bernard win/reinst
#2629 [17:54] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2630 [17:54] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2631 [17:54] <bernard> Yeah i did
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#2633 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> How about deleting everything but the 'saves' folder inside the .minecraft folder
#2634 [17:55] <AyrA> if it still does not work (and you have not yet created any worls) you can delete the whole ".minecraft" folder and force the client with this to a "first run" state. probably something went wrong
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#2636 [17:55] <AyrA> if you have already created worlds, backup the "saves" folderin the ".minecraft" folder
#2637 [17:55] <quiggle> i have purchased minecraft to be a premium user but it won't let me play onlone
#2638 [17:56] <Wug> what's your username?
#2639 [17:56] <AyrA> @quiggle what error message do you get?
#2640 [17:56] <bernard> I havent even started playing it keeps stopping at done loading
#2641 [17:56] <mib_30dsiw> I am trying to install Minecraft and it said bad video card drivers- what does this mean and how do I fix it?
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#2643 [17:56] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw install new video card drivers
#2644 [17:57] <mib_30dsiw> How?
#2645 [17:57] <quiggle> lucky200106 it says i am not a premium user
#2646 [17:57] <bernard> I purchased it and I cant play
#2647 [17:57] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw do you know the vendor of the video card?
#2648 [17:57] <mib_30dsiw> No
#2649 [17:57] <mib_30dsiw> I've downloaded other games with no problems
#2650 [17:57] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw what operating system are you using?
#2651 [17:57] <mib_30dsiw> Windows XP
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#2653 [17:58] <Wug> quiggle, what is your minecraft username
#2654 [17:58] <quiggle> lucky200106
#2655 [17:58] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw right click on the "my Computer" icon and select "manage", then navigate to the "device manager"
#2656 [17:58] <Wug> !paid lucky200106
#2657 [17:58] <Wug> transaction might not have gone through yet
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#2659 [17:59] <Wug> wait another day
#2660 [17:59] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw now in the right list you should see a list of hardware. find your graphics card there
#2661 [17:59] <quiggle> i have my receipt i purchased it march 24
#2662 [17:59] <mib_30dsiw> I am at Device Manager- now what?
#2663 [18:00] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw now in the right list you should see a list of hardware. find your graphics card there
#2664 [18:00] <Kealper> quiggle: make 120% sure that you are using the correct account
#2665 [18:00] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw and tell me what it says there
#2666 [18:00] <mib_30dsiw> I don't see graphics card- could it be called something else?
#2667 [18:00] <quiggle> how do i make sure
#2668 [18:00] <Wug> email payment@mojang.com. Forward them your receipt too.
#2669 [18:00] <AyrA> "graphics adapter"
#2670 [18:01] <AyrA> i have a german version, i can't tell
#2671 [18:01] <Kealper> quiggle: if you are absolutely positive that you are using the correct account (if you only have one account or something)...then check your transaction history in whatever payment method you used to ensure the payment was not reversed
#2672 [18:01] <mib_30dsiw> I don't have that either
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#2674 [18:01] <AyrA> interesting
#2675 [18:02] <AyrA> can you send me a screenshot?
#2676 [18:02] <quiggle> it wasn't reversed
#2677 [18:02] <Wug> make sure you're using the correct username?
#2678 [18:02] <Wug> copy and paste the one in the receipt
#2679 [18:03] <Wug> did you purchase a gift code, and not a subscription? if so, just apply the gift code to your account
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#2681 [18:03] <Kealper> quiggle: and you are sure the payment went though ok when you first purchased it?
#2682 [18:03] <quiggle> no it was a subscription
#2683 [18:04] <quiggle> yes i have already paid
#2684 [18:04] <mib_30dsiw> Is there a number I can call to talk to someone?
#2685 [18:04] <Kealper> mib_30dsiw: you wouldn't want to call Mojang
#2686 [18:04] <AyrA> @mib_30dsiw here is a screenshot of my device list: https://ayra.ch/images/screens/2011_05_23__00_03_54.png
#2687 [18:05] <AyrA> the icon of the graphics card icon should be the same but the text is definitely different
#2688 [18:05] <Kealper> quiggle: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp go to that, enter your email address in there, and it will give you a list of all usernames on that email
#2689 [18:05] <mib_30dsiw> I don't have anything like that on my list
#2690 [18:05] <Kealper> quiggle: just fill out the email line (second one) and hit send email
#2691 [18:05] <mib_30dsiw> Can't I download without this?
#2692 [18:05] <mib_30dsiw> If not, can I get my money back?
#2693 [18:05] <AyrA> can you upload a screenshot somewhere and post the link?
#2694 [18:06] <Kealper> mib_30dsiw: what seems to be the problem?
#2695 [18:06] <Kealper> is he unable to download the files for the game?
#2696 [18:06] <mib_30dsiw> The error I was getting was bad video card driver
#2697 [18:06] <mib_30dsiw> yes
#2698 [18:06] <Kealper> oh...
#2699 [18:06] <Kealper> >>? mib_30dsiw win/dxdiag
#2700 [18:06] <AyrA> I guess that the driver of your graphics card is too old. but to download recent drivers we need to know the model
#2701 [18:06] <Kealper> ugh...vox isn't here
#2702 [18:07] <dopeghoti> what.
#2703 [18:07] <Kealper> oh
#2704 [18:07] <Kealper> derp...
#2705 [18:07] <dopeghoti> ??> gpu/amd
#2706 [18:07] <Kealper> i dyslexia <3
#2707 [18:07] <dopeghoti> ?? gpu/amd
#2708 [18:07] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#2709 [18:07] <quiggle> already sent my email and changed my password
#2710 [18:08] <mib_30dsiw> ok- I'll try that...thanks
#2711 [18:08] <Kealper> quiggle: i didn't mean to enter your username, i mean enter your email...if you do that, it will show you all the accounts that you registered to that email...so it will show you if you might have had another account (and possibly bought the premium on that one instead of the one you think)
#2712 [18:08] <Kealper> quiggle: if you are completely positive you only have one account...then i have one more question to ask
#2713 [18:09] <quiggle> i only have one account
#2714 [18:10] <Kealper> quiggle: ok then...here is my last question: do you still have the transaction ID or other proof that you purchased the game?
#2715 [18:11] <quiggle> yes
#2716 [18:11] <Kealper> sorry, had to step away for a sec
#2717 [18:12] <quiggle> when i enter my email and hit send it says that i already did that
#2718 [18:12] <Kealper> quiggle: ok, take that proof of purchase, and your username, and email payment@mojang.com and explain your situation, they can get this solved
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#2720 [18:13] <Kealper> it might take until tomorrow to get a response, as it's already late at night where Mojang's office is though
#2721 [18:14] <quiggle> thanks
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#2723 [18:15] <VoxelHead> Mmm ayra.
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#2728 [18:23] <Robo_Knight> haha, yes! I have conquered the Nether!
#2729 [18:23] <VoxelHead> so, like, The latest plan is about to explode!
#2730 [18:24] <Nitch> I'm having trouble with loading the game, can anybody here help me?
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#2732 [18:25] <Nitch> Anybody?
#2733 [18:26] <Nitch> Well, it's not a problem with the game itself, but it says my security settings won't allow me to download it on my computer. Has this happened to anybody else?
#2734 [18:27] <VoxelHead> Bye jaska.
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#2737 [18:28] <Wug> hello voxelhead!
#2738 [18:28] <VoxelHead> Howdy.
#2739 [18:28] <Wug> I wuv u. :3
#2740 [18:28] <Nitch> is this not where i go to for help?
#2741 [18:29] <onix> i all ready bought minecraft and then back dated my pc can i re download it
#2742 [18:29] <onix> and play for free
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#2744 [18:30] <Nitch> all these people and nobody can help?
#2745 [18:31] <onix> i all ready bought minecraft and then back dated my pc can i re download it and play for free please help
#2746 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Well, and then a panther came.
#2747 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> onix - Yes you can, just download the client again at minecraft.net
#2748 [18:31] <Nitch> Grey, have you an answer for me?
#2749 [18:31] <onix> does it still play
#2750 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> onix - Only one way to find out
#2751 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Nitch - What's your problem?
#2752 [18:32] <Nitch> my computer says that my security settings don't allow me to dl the game
#2753 [18:32] <Nitch> but i've changed all of them i think
#2754 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> You think?
#2755 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Have you looked at the security settings for java? your browser?
#2756 [18:34] <Nitch> yes, i have changed every setting that applies to the security, i cant think what else
#2757 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Your antivirus/security software?
#2758 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried a different browser?
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#2760 [18:34] <rdococ> Nitch: Help service: What's the problem?
#2761 [18:34] <Nitch> not for java, but, ive dled other things by java so that shouldnt be a problem
#2762 [18:34] <rdococ> Nitch: What is the problem you are appearing to have?
#2763 [18:35] <Nitch> I'm having security problems when i try to dl minecraft, rdococ
#2764 [18:35] <onix> grey- it came up with not premium
#2765 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Can you screenshot it?
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#2767 [18:35] <Nitch> umm, not entirely sure how to do that...
#2768 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> onix - Are you sure you paid for that account, and are loggging in right?
#2769 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Nitch - What OS are you on?
#2770 [18:35] <onix> yes
#2771 [18:35] <Nitch> Windows vista
#2772 [18:36] <onix> yes grey
#2773 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> onix - Then, if you're sure it's the right account, I'd send an email to support@mojang.com with your username, a description of the problem, and proof of payment
#2774 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> nitch - Press your prnt screen button
#2775 [18:36] <rdococ> Windows Vista might be the problem itself -- Try buying Windows 7.
#2776 [18:36] <CharlieB> What does it mean when a redstone torch burns out the instant it turns off?
#2777 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Go to Paint (start -> accessories -> paint)
#2778 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> press ctrl-v to paste
#2779 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> save it, upload it to imgur.com
#2780 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Give us the URL
#2781 [18:37] <Nitch> mmk thanks rdococ
#2782 [18:37] <rdococ> And save, then share at imageshack.
#2783 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> rdococ - There is nothing wrong with vista
#2784 [18:37] <Nitch> oh there isnt?
#2785 [18:37] <rdococ> GreyVulpine: It was a joke. :P
#2786 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Nope
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#2788 [18:37] <rdococ> Nitch: So, what does dl mean?
#2789 [18:38] <Nitch> download
#2790 [18:38] <rdococ> Nitch: Or, try turning off your Antivirus and Firewall, and running again.
#2791 [18:38] <rdococ> I mean downloading.
#2792 [18:38] <Nitch> alright thank you, one more question
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#2794 [18:38] <rdococ> Okay.
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#2796 [18:38] <Nitch> i have played minecraft on a seperate computer, and it no longer has the file i played on
#2797 [18:38] <Nitch> does it have anything to do with me putting that file in my dropbox?
#2798 [18:38] <rdococ> That's a bit weird.
#2799 [18:39] <onix> i sorted it thanks i did not use the right username
#2800 [18:39] <CharlieB> I am having trouble with a redstone glitch
#2801 [18:39] <rdococ> Oh.
#2802 [18:40] <rdococ> CharlieB: What happens?
#2803 [18:40] <Nitch> i mean, i have all the assorted files on a flash drive; the bin, skins,options, stats, saves
#2804 [18:40] <Nitch> so i think that should keep it
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#2806 [18:40] <CharlieB> The redstone torch burns out when it recieves input
#2807 [18:40] <rdococ> Did you set the delay to 0? It could be that.
#2808 [18:41] <CharlieB> What do you mean?
#2809 [18:41] <rdococ> Oh, I was thinking about something else.
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#2811 [18:41] <rdococ> Is it cold around your Minecraft file? Coldness destroys heat.
#2812 [18:42] <CharlieB> If I replace the torch the new one has the same problem as well
#2813 [18:42] <rdococ> Is the world around it cold when you play Minecraft? That's a problem with the torch.
#2814 [18:42] <CharlieB> It is snowy
#2815 [18:43] <rdococ> It's probably because of it being snowy. Not much fire/heat can survive in snow.
#2816 [18:43] <CharlieB> Do I remove the snow then?
#2817 [18:44] <rdococ> Yes, and remove alot to make it work for more than a few seconds.
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#2819 [18:44] <CharlieB> Ok. I'll see what happens...
#2820 [18:44] <rdococ> Okay.
#2821 [18:45] <rdococ> P.S. Ping timeouts or no-ping-replys could happen.
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#2823 [18:47] <rdococ> Hi, anyone?
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#2826 [18:48] <umbridge> i need help when i start up minecraft web based java loads then all i have is a white screen
#2827 [18:48] <TheDDued> Hello
#2828 [18:49] <TheDDued> I have a Java Problem as well
#2829 [18:49] <umbridge> i dont know if its java or what
#2830 [18:49] <TheDDued> When I download Java It doesent work
#2831 [18:49] <TheDDued> The Java Set Up dosent work
#2832 [18:49] <umbridge> what version ddo you have
#2833 [18:50] <rdococ> Hi.
#2834 [18:50] <umbridge> hi :)
#2835 [18:50] <TheDDued> Of java, well it said I didnt have java runtime environment 1.5.0
#2836 [18:50] <rdococ> TheDDued: What OS?
#2837 [18:50] <TheDDued> so i downloaded it
#2838 [18:50] <TheDDued> No
#2839 [18:50] <rdococ> Please give me an image.
#2840 [18:50] <TheDDued> Windows XP
#2841 [18:50] <umbridge> same^
#2842 [18:50] <rdococ> Okay, please continue.
#2843 [18:51] <TheDDued> Well thats all it tells me to download java runtime environment 1.5.0 I do then the Java set up dosent work
#2844 [18:51] <umbridge> well for me all i get is a white screen after java loads on the web based game
#2845 [18:52] <TheDDued> That happens to me too, if a bar on the top of ur screen loads, just click install addon
#2846 [18:52] <umbridge> okay ill try that
#2847 [18:52] <TheDDued> But im trying to download it
#2848 [18:52] <TheDDued> so Java dosent work
#2849 [18:53] <umbridge> oh it asked me to download an update i did \
#2850 [18:53] <TheDDued> Can anyone help me?
#2851 [18:53] <umbridge> then white screen
#2852 [18:53] <TheDDued> Can anyone help me with this problem
#2853 [18:54] <umbridge> ill let him try my dinner is ready :P
#2854 [18:54] <rdococ> Back to help.
#2855 [18:54] <TheDDued> Can you help me
#2856 [18:54] <TheDDued> Java Set Up wont work
#2857 [18:54] <TheDDued> when it tells me too
#2858 [18:54] <rdococ> So, what does it do?
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#2860 [18:55] <TheDDued> It tells me to download java runtime environment 1.5.0 I do, then when I run the set up, the set up dosent work
#2861 [18:55] <rj91> HELP!!!!
#2862 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> TheDDued - Why doesn't the setup work?
#2863 [18:55] <rdococ> What does the setup not work?
#2864 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> ??> rj91 ask
#2865 [18:56] <VoxelHead> rj91: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2866 [18:56] <TheDDued> Idk when I click Install on the setup an error message pops up
#2867 [18:56] <VoxelHead> rj91: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2869 [18:56] <rdococ> What does the error say, TheDDued?
#2870 [18:56] <TheDDued> Here hold on lemme get it up
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#2872 [18:57] <rj91> im trying to play the minecraft beta online but my computer won't allow me to install the active x thing because it's from an unknown publisher. what can i do to fix it?
#2873 [18:57] <TheDDued> me 2
#2874 [18:57] <TheDDued> exactly me
#2875 [18:57] <rdococ> rj91: Just click 'allow' or 'run'
#2876 [18:57] <TheDDued> thats also the proble wen i try to play browser
#2877 [18:57] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :O
#2878 [18:58] <rj91> i do then it blocks me
#2879 [18:58] <rdococ> TheDDued: Both are made on Java.
#2880 [18:58] <TheDDued> lol
#2881 [18:58] <rdococ> The Java downloadable is a .jar java zip, and the Java online is a Java applet.
#2882 [18:58] <umbridge> maybe ist your firewall
#2883 [18:59] <TheDDued> It would be funny if someone said, "HELP THESE GREEN MONSTERS KEEP APPEARING AND BLOWING UP MY HOUSE HALP ME!"
#2884 [18:59] <TheDDued> yah i knw
#2885 [18:59] <rdococ> umbridge: Good idea. The firewall may cause errors in installing Java.
#2886 [18:59] <TheDDued> RIght now im doing some license agreement thing
#2887 [18:59] <docmur-c> anyone have a clue
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#2889 [18:59] <TheDDued> I think it might work then
#2890 [18:59] <umbridge> exactly so just temporarily shut it down
#2891 [18:59] <rdococ> TheDDued: And the answer to that is: Set to Peaceful mode!
#2892 [18:59] <wikkit> hello
#2893 [18:59] <TheDDued> yah i tried to disable my internet privacy settings
#2894 [18:59] <umbridge> ok now i do have a problem
#2895 [18:59] <TheDDued> ill try
#2896 [19:00] <rdococ> Okay.
#2897 [19:00] <umbridge> the white screen java loads then it says downloading ....done then white screen
#2898 [19:01] <rj91> no it says that internet explorer is blocking it not my firewall
#2899 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> rj91 - Then clear the browser's cache
#2900 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> Use a different browser
#2901 [19:02] <TheDDued> this is what it says Unable to Donwnload http://javadl-esd.sun.com/update/1.6.0/1.6.0_25-b06.xml for installation
#2902 [19:02] <rdococ> rj91: Disable Internet Explorer security download.
#2903 [19:02] <rdococ> rj91: I mean security.
#2904 [19:02] <TheDDued> Anyone help me?
#2905 [19:02] <rdococ> TheDDued: So it's an XML error, can't find file?
#2906 [19:03] <TheDDued> I guess
#2907 [19:03] <TheDDued> Im not a technical wizard
#2908 [19:03] <rdococ> Okay.
#2909 [19:03] <TheDDued> lol
#2910 [19:03] <rdococ> It looks like the page is from Java's old days!
#2911 [19:03] <TheDDued> lol
#2912 [19:03] <rdococ> And it got deleted and replaced.
#2913 [19:03] <umbridge> haha!
#2914 [19:03] <VoxelHead> people of earth! prepare to meet the mighty foot of my planet
#2915 [19:03] <umbridge> naw im ok
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#2917 [19:04] <rdococ> Try accessing from the Java homepage, TheDDued ( java.com I think )
#2918 [19:04] <umbridge> if its not java.com just google java lol
#2919 [19:05] <TheDDued> When I click the minecraft icon it tells me i have to download java, it brings me too java.com
#2920 [19:05] <rdococ> So...
#2921 [19:05] <TheDDued> maybe i have to use mozilla firefox
#2922 [19:05] <mermi> minecraft won't run. It says switching applets and than the screen stays black\help?
#2923 [19:05] <rdococ> Do you click the button?
#2924 [19:05] <TheDDued> if i wanna play i browser
#2925 [19:05] <TheDDued> yes i do
#2926 [19:05] <rdococ> mermi: I'm not much of a help there.
#2927 [19:06] <TheDDued> Meta Inf file?
#2928 [19:06] <umbridge> mermi google black screen of death that might help i dknot know tho
#2929 [19:06] <rdococ> TheDDued: It's a problem; the link to download is probably broke. Try contacting Java, you'll get a responce.
#2930 [19:06] <TheDDued> kk ill try ;D
#2931 [19:07] <rj91> wayy got it thanks guys !!!
#2932 [19:07] <TheDDued> Im going to java live support right now.
#2933 [19:07] <TheDDued> Should I get Mozilla FIrefox so i can play in browser if this no work?
#2934 [19:08] <TheDDued> Cuz it does the same thing in browser as rj91 did
#2935 [19:08] <rdococ> TheDDued: Okay, try it.
#2936 [19:08] <umbridge> oh god what browser are you sueing
#2937 [19:08] <umbridge> useing*
#2938 [19:08] <rdococ> *S*-ueing a browser, umbridge?
#2939 [19:08] <AG_Scott> Internet Explorer 6.
#2940 [19:08] <AG_Scott> It's the best.
#2941 [19:08] <TheDDued> Internet Explorer
#2942 [19:08] <umbridge> fucking is not
#2943 [19:09] <wikkit> minecraft beta doesnt work i have java version 6, adobe x reader, and Microsoft silver light and i have downloaded everything on the site and my computer is like 5 or 6 years old everything load up to 100 percent but it goes to black screen for a sec and then goes blank anyone can help me?
#2944 [19:09] <rdococ> Why do so many have Internet Explorer? I have the rockin' Firefox 4!
#2945 [19:09] <umbridge> i love ff4 its the best! <3
#2946 [19:09] <rdococ> It's like everybody uses Internet Explorer.
#2947 [19:09] <AG_Scott> I can't even run internet explorer without WINE or virtualization D:
#2948 [19:09] <TheDDued> Im getting firefox 4 right now
#2949 [19:09] <umbridge> do it tis so good
#2950 [19:09] <rdococ> TheDDued: Okat!
#2951 [19:09] <rdococ> I mean Okay.
#2952 [19:10] <rdococ> Important: It might be best to get Firefox 3.5 if you use Windows XP!
#2953 [19:10] <umbridge> so no solution for my problem?
#2954 [19:10] <umbridge> im on xp and use 4
#2955 [19:10] <TheDDued> Will it work for browser?
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#2958 [19:11] <rdococ> umbridge: So you use IE 4 or Firefox 4?
#2959 [19:11] <rdococ> So... Chrome 11-12, IE 9, and /still/ Firefox 4?
#2960 [19:11] <umbridge> fire fox 4 why in the name of hell would i touch ie xD
#2961 [19:11] <TheDDued> I have dialup guys
#2962 [19:11] <umbridge> oh god
#2963 [19:11] <rdococ> umbridge: I agree. It's already 00:11 to me.
#2964 [19:11] <umbridge> they still sell that?
#2965 [19:12] <rdococ> Sell what?
#2966 [19:12] <umbridge> dilaup
#2967 [19:12] <TheDDued> yep
#2968 [19:12] <TheDDued> Net Zero
#2969 [19:12] <umbridge> theDDued has it
#2970 [19:12] <TheDDued> Its so gay
#2971 [19:12] <umbridge> go get comcast now
#2972 [19:12] <umbridge> or something like it
#2973 [19:12] <rdococ> Where did this help become a place doe discussion?
#2974 [19:12] <rdococ> for*
#2975 [19:12] <umbridge> i havent a clue
#2976 [19:12] <TheDDued> I cant I live in the mountains, no broadband or DSL
#2977 [19:13] <rdococ> I mean: When did this help for Minecraft become a Java discussion channel?
#2978 [19:13] <umbridge> haha good question
#2979 [19:13] <VoxelHead> dumb like a moose.
#2980 [19:14] <rdococ> Lol, anyways, Minecraft is made on Java, and I and TheDDued is trying to discuss how to fix that bug TheDDued is having.
#2981 [19:14] <umbridge> i dont think my laptop can run minecraft tho thats my issue
#2982 [19:14] <TheDDued> Yes
#2983 [19:14] <TheDDued> I might try google chrome
#2984 [19:14] <rdococ> TheDDued: Why don't we PM?
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#2986 [19:14] <umbridge> i give up xD
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#2991 [19:19] <UndeadBizkit> hey i got a strange problem with minecraft, when i am at the start menue it downloads something....
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#2999 [19:19] <Lish> uh
#3000 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> dubya tee eff
#3001 [19:19] <Boreeas> wtf
#3002 [19:19] <Riking> what
#3003 [19:19] <Boreeas> I am sorry
#3004 [19:19] <Lisimba> yeah that was useful
#3005 [19:19] <bread> wat
#3006 [19:20] <Daxar> I see
#3007 [19:20] <Boreeas> Don't ask me how that happened
#3008 [19:20] <Daxar> Highlighting everyone?
#3009 [19:20] <Boreeas> Nah, that was not the intedned result :P
#3010 [19:20] <UndeadBizkit> sooo any solution for my problem?
#3011 [19:20] <bread> wolololololololo
#3012 [19:20] <Daxar> UndeadBizkit: Does it download minecraft.jar?
#3013 [19:20] <Daxar> Cause it's supposed to
#3014 [19:20] <AG_Scott> Kealper, I'd go report that to #dw
#3015 [19:21] <Kealper> AG_Scott: can't be assed
#3016 [19:21] <UndeadBizkit> no everything works / is downloaded
#3017 [19:21] <UndeadBizkit> it just downloads something while it shouldn't do that at all...
#3018 [19:22] * mib_kxvffw [mib_kxvffw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3019 [19:22] <mib_kxvffw> hello can anybody help me?
#3020 [19:22] <Boreeas> Depends
#3021 [19:22] <Boreeas> What do you need
#3022 [19:23] <mib_kxvffw> help with payment to start minecraft
#3023 [19:24] * TranslateBot [TranslateBot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3024 [19:24] <TranslateBot> Translation: TranslateBot mib_kxvffw UndeadBizkit dragon mouse paul rules TheDDued Jaska large prime Daxar Lish Timmooo Mirana Guest91202 pico benwin Coll @ [L] Anthrophobic RazorPro docmur-c I_Eat_Plastic linduxed picture ramer @ VoxelHead Robo_Knight smyle It Sun7zu rehevkor sammaelt gerzel Jackson413 vv PROGMEM pwnus PcJamesy Riking MuumiJumala R0W + Boreeas Smiley Pulec cruel noise Kuth Snowcat4 ArmEagle BarryCarlyon
#3025 [19:24] <TranslateBot> Translation: Chocolat @ mollstam NotiCon [z] + AG_Clinton QuantumWork | _ocke2 Xeross ACsiD sardonyx Other Harryhy trench @ GreyBot blip2 Corporal_Dirge thefront Steve [cug] + lukegb Vasher eggy Azru oldtopmanserver PcJamesy2 Pacer lucssi DarkNoddy Moonmon + netherian Space_Core mitpatterson tallest_red chasbrown ivan @ Kealper @ xales + Drool DJComet Leiko_ bread MK wheybags Lisimba zw + Evil_Notch
#3026 [19:24] <Lish> ffs
#3027 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#3028 [19:24] <Riking> STOP THAT THING
#3029 [19:24] <MuumiJumala> what the fuck is that bot
#3030 [19:24] <Lish> seriously?
#3031 [19:24] <Boreeas> FFFUUUUU!
#3032 [19:24] <Boreeas> WHy only in this channel
#3033 [19:24] <Timmooo> =.=
#3034 [19:24] <Daxar> Read up on bot programming a bit, I'd recommend. ;)
#3035 [19:24] <Boreeas> Testing it in a seperate room works perfectly fine <.<
#3036 [19:24] <pico> :E
#3037 [19:24] <ArmEagle> maybe cause there's noone in it?
#3038 [19:24] * KriLL3 [KriLL3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3039 [19:24] <Boreeas> Nope, it got 7 people in it
#3040 [19:25] <bread> :|
#3041 [19:25] <UndeadBizkit> oh jeah and minecraft blocks my whole internet with that
#3042 [19:25] <Pacer> time for someone to grow a brain and actually set a ban?
#3043 [19:25] <mib_kxvffw> help'
#3044 [19:25] * Pacer [Pacer@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3045 [19:25] <Boreeas> It's an approved bot, Pacer.
#3046 [19:25] <Anthrophobic> [06:24:06] * TranslateBot (~Translate@vtelinet-66-220-228-93.vermontel.net) has joined #minecrafthelp
#3047 [19:25] <Anthrophobic> [06:24:06] <TranslateBot> Translation: TranslateBot mib_kxvffw UndeadBizkit dragon mouse paul rules TheDDued Jaska large prime Daxar Lish Timmooo Mirana Guest91202 pico benwin Coll @ [L] Anthrophobic RazorPro docmur-c I_Eat_Plastic linduxed picture ramer @ VoxelHead Robo_Knight smyle It Sun7zu rehevkor sammaelt gerzel Jackson413 vv PROGMEM pwnus PcJamesy Riking MuumiJumala R0W + Boreeas Smiley Pulec cruel noise Kuth Snowcat
#3048 [19:25] <Anthrophobic> That shit..
#3049 [19:25] <Anthrophobic> annoying..
#3050 [19:25] <Boreeas> Just the last update made it go cary
#3051 [19:25] <dopeghoti> just not approved behavior
#3052 [19:25] <Lish> WHY
#3053 [19:25] <Boreeas> *crazy
#3054 [19:25] <Lish> WOULD YOU DO THAT
#3055 [19:25] * raisin [raisin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3056 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> Gah
#3057 [19:25] <MuumiJumala> thanks for highlighting again
#3058 [19:25] * Kealper kicked Anthrophobic from #minecrafthelp (Reason: so are you)
#3059 [19:25] <dopeghoti> Anthrophobic: repeating spam is not helpful.
#3060 [19:25] * Anthrophobic [Anthrophobic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3061 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> Don't copy that
#3062 [19:25] <Timmooo> =.=
#3063 [19:25] <Anthrophobic> lol
#3064 [19:25] <Timmooo> This is getting annoying >.>
#3065 [19:25] <raisin> hello, sorry i have a quick question
#3066 [19:25] <VoxelHead> mmm Qbeep
#3067 [19:25] <Boreeas> I know
#3068 [19:26] * GreyVulpine kicks Boreeas
#3068 [19:26] <Kealper> i'm banning the next person to mass hilight anyone
#3069 [19:26] <Boreeas> It's not coming back for now :P
#3070 [19:26] <pico> if u cant handle ur bot right, just stop it ...
#3071 [19:26] <raisin> i paid for and downloaded minecraft from the website
#3072 [19:26] <Timmooo> Kealper: <3
#3073 [19:26] <mib_kxvffw> i chose the buy now option on minecraft and don't know if it's charging me
#3074 [19:26] <raisin> but Im unsure as to why it won't open for me
#3075 [19:26] <Boreeas> pico, the bot ran fine for the last weeks
#3076 [19:26] <Kealper> ಠ_à²
#3077 [19:26] * QuantumBeep [QuantumBeep@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3078 [19:26] <UndeadBizkit> is there a good time to get in contact with in irc notch?
#3079 [19:26] <pico> yeah and it developted an KI and made it all himself?
#3080 [19:26] <pico> srsly
#3081 [19:26] <raisin> the icon appears as though it's going to open
#3082 [19:26] <mib_kxvffw> help?
#3083 [19:26] <pico> ai
#3084 [19:26] <UndeadBizkit> *with notch in irc
#3085 [19:27] <raisin> but it just doesn't
#3086 [19:27] <MuumiJumala> notch doesn't come on public channels any more
#3087 [19:27] <pico> not ki ^^
#3088 [19:27] <MuumiJumala> try tweeting him if you got something important to say
#3089 [19:27] <raisin> anyone? im just really confused
#3090 [19:27] <Boreeas> Pico, I tried to add something, okay? IT worked fine on the test channel
#3091 [19:27] <pico> did u know what u added? did u know the code and what it does?
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#3093 [19:28] <Boreeas> Translate.setHttpReferrer(server);
#3094 [19:28] <AG_Scott> Will you stop saying u and instead of you?
#3095 [19:28] <Boreeas> String translated = Translate.execute(message, Language.AUTO_DETECT, Language.ENGLISH);
#3096 [19:28] <Boreeas> System.out.println(message + ":" + translated);
#3097 [19:28] <AG_Scott> It's freaking annoying.
#3098 [19:28] <Boreeas> if (!(translated.equalsIgnoreCase(message))) {
#3099 [19:28] <Boreeas> System.out.println(translated);
#3100 [19:28] <Boreeas> writer.write(toChan + "Translation: " + translated + "\r\n");
#3101 [19:28] <Kealper> i will stab you
#3102 [19:28] <Kealper> in the face
#3103 [19:28] <Kealper> wit ha rusty spork
#3104 [19:28] <mib_kxvffw> can somebody please help me?
#3105 [19:28] <Boreeas> mib_kxvffw, what do you need?
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#3107 [19:29] <mib_kxvffw> i need to know if i am going to get a bill from minecraft?
#3108 [19:29] <KriLL3> mib_kxvffw: ask your question on IRC, don't ask if you're allowed to ask or if anyone is here etc
#3109 [19:29] <mib_kxvffw> or this bank in germany
#3110 [19:29] <mib_kxvffw> ?
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#3112 [19:29] <Boreeas> Uh, how did you purchase the game?
#3113 [19:29] <mib_kxvffw> i tried to use my debit card but it wouldn't let me
#3114 [19:30] <mib_kxvffw> so i tried bank transfer or something(don't know what i'm doing)
#3115 [19:30] <KriLL3> ...
#3116 [19:30] <mib_kxvffw> and it gave me a page that says transaction successful
#3117 [19:30] <mib_kxvffw> and i have a pending payment to
#3118 [19:31] <KriLL3> messing with bank stuff when you're clueless is a bad idea
#3119 [19:31] <mib_kxvffw> payments.usd mojang.com on my account
#3120 [19:31] <VoxelHead> Iless clues.
#3121 [19:31] <mib_kxvffw> very true
#3122 [19:31] * Shadow386_ [Shadow386_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3123 [19:31] <mib_kxvffw> i know
#3124 [19:31] <xorcon> minecraft classic won't run, it says switching applets and than stays a black screen
#3125 [19:31] <xorcon> can i have help
#3126 [19:31] <xorcon> ?
#3127 [19:32] <mib_kxvffw> it gives me bank details of some bank in germany
#3128 [19:32] * RB [RB@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3129 [19:32] <mib_kxvffw> and says i need to transfer the money myself
#3130 [19:32] <KriLL3> YDIW
#3131 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_kxvffw - That's.. not right
#3132 [19:32] <xorcon> can any body help me
#3133 [19:33] * DragonMaus [DragonMaus@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3134 [19:33] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :'(
#3135 [19:33] <xorcon> minecraft classic won't run, it says switching applets and than stays a black screen
#3136 [19:33] <xorcon> help, please?
#3137 [19:33] <RB> I have a -really- stupid problem. I've created sufficiently much TNT on a server to cause a heap exception. I want to just delete the region file containing the chunk that the TNT is in, but the relevant .mcr file doesn't seem to be present in the server's `pwd`/region/ directory.
#3138 [19:34] <RB> The chunks containing exploding dynamite are all around (x,z) (0, 10000), but there don't seem to be any .mcr files with names like r.0.300
#3139 [19:35] <xorcon> help
#3140 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> RB - It isn't saved like that
#3141 [19:37] * mib_pb7vmt [mib_pb7vmt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3142 [19:37] <KriLL3> spamming and then quitting is sure to give you lots of assistance...
#3143 [19:37] <mib_pb7vmt> help
#3144 [19:37] <mib_pb7vmt> minecraft classic won't run, it says switching applets and than stays a black screen
#3145 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> RB - Try using a map editor like MCedit to open up your world
#3146 [19:38] <KriLL3> mib_pb7vmt: stop spamming
#3147 [19:38] <mib_pb7vmt> im not
#3148 [19:38] <KriLL3> we see your question, we don't answer because we don't have an answer, not because we didn't see it
#3149 [19:38] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE not? feel these nipples!
#3150 [19:38] <KriLL3> you are
#3151 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> vox, shut up
#3152 [19:38] <RB> GreyVulpine: good suggestion, thank you.
#3153 [19:38] <VoxelHead> bah
#3154 [19:39] <mib_pb7vmt> i typed in the question once thats not spamming
#3155 [19:39] <KriLL3> odd how that same question letter for letter was spammed earlier...
#3156 [19:39] <KriLL3> a nick change doesn't fool us
#3157 [19:40] <mib_pb7vmt> couldnt agrre more
#3158 [19:40] <mib_pb7vmt> agree
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#3160 [19:43] <docmur-c> if I have cords to a spot I want to move my character is there a way to just give them to minecraft server so I spawn where I want
#3161 [19:43] * mib_ajly6m [mib_ajly6m@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3162 [19:43] <adam> hi
#3163 [19:43] <mib_ajly6m> hi
#3164 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> docmur-c - Not without being on a modded server
#3165 [19:44] <adam> wow, there are a lot of ppl in here
#3166 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> and even then, you'd need to talk to an op with those abilities
#3167 [19:44] <KriLL3> just set out in the right direction =P
#3168 [19:44] <KriLL3> F3 helps
#3169 [19:44] <RB> docmur-c: if you're running your own server, it's pretty easy to add a mod that'll add a teleport-to-coordinates command.
#3170 [19:44] <adam> i followed the instructions in the readme for setting up my own server and it didn't work :(
#3171 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> adam - Define "Didn't work"
#3172 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> What readme?
#3173 [19:45] * Kligh [Kligh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3174 [19:45] <adam> when i copy/pasted the link to the server with my IP and router number the minecraft website says it doesnt support that anymore
#3175 [19:45] <KriLL3> router number?
#3176 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Huh?
#3177 [19:46] <AndrewPH> what
#3178 [19:46] <KriLL3> wha?
#3179 [19:46] <KriLL3> what does the site got to do with this?
#3180 [19:46] <adam> port number
#3181 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Oh, he's trying to connect to the URL of his classic server
#3182 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> instead of using the generated URL, he's putting in his ip/port num
#3183 [19:46] <KriLL3> classic had some dyndns?
#3184 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3185 [19:46] <KriLL3> ah
#3186 [19:47] <KriLL3> some kind of shortened url?
#3187 [19:47] <adam> is the readme out of date?
#3188 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> There's a URL format that was discontinued
#3189 [19:47] <KriLL3> sounds like it
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#3191 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> adam - For classic, very much so
#3192 [19:47] <adam> i have the full version
#3193 [19:47] <KriLL3> beta?
#3194 [19:47] <adam> yes
#3195 [19:47] <adam> i bought it yesterday
#3196 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> Then you're using the wrong server
#3197 [19:47] <KriLL3> then why are you reading docs from classic?
#3198 [19:47] <adam> it's fun
#3199 [19:47] * mib_hy2ave [mib_hy2ave@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3200 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> •username17•
#3201 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> er
#3202 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> use this file:
#3203 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> !server
#3204 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Not the server from the multiplayer link on minecraft.net, that's the classic server
#3205 [19:48] <adam> the docs i read, were the server files that are provided on the minecraft.net website
#3206 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> adam - Wrong file
#3207 [19:48] * Stephen3 [Stephen3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3208 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> The server file(s) are located here for beta: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3209 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> The server you downloaded, here: http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#3210 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> is for classic
#3211 [19:49] <adam> oh
#3212 [19:49] <mib_hy2ave> can i recieve some assitance
#3213 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_ajly6m - With?
#3214 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> er, mib_hy2ave
#3215 [19:49] <adam> thank you GreyVulpine
#3216 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing, g'luck
#3217 [19:49] <Stephen3> Hey guys, i turned spawn monsters on in the server settings and theres no monsters, can anyone suggest anything?
#3218 [19:49] <adam> you were very helpful
#3219 [19:49] <mib_ajly6m> when i tried to play minecraft it came up whit an error saying i needed a updated viedeo card.how do i do that?
#3220 [19:49] <KriLL3> Stephen3: have you restarted?
#3221 [19:49] <mib_hy2ave> black screen problem when running minecraft
#3222 [19:49] <KriLL3> Stephen3: is it night?
#3223 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_ajly6m - Do you know what video card you have?
#3224 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Are you running windows?
#3225 [19:49] <KriLL3> Stephen3: is the area unlit?
#3226 [19:49] <Stephen3> its night, i restarted server twice
#3227 [19:49] <mib_hy2ave> im running windows
#3228 [19:50] <KriLL3> sure the setting took?
#3229 [19:50] <Stephen3> im pretty sure, i put true
#3230 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - Please do this for us.
#3231 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_hy2ave win/dxdiag
#3232 [19:50] <VoxelHead> mib_hy2ave: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3233 [19:50] <VoxelHead> mib_hy2ave: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3234 [19:50] <Stephen3> oh wait
#3235 [19:50] <mib_ajly6m> yes it is aintel 945gm express
#3236 [19:50] <Stephen3> i hear them now :D sorry for that :P
#3237 [19:50] <Kligh> if my minecraft purchase was in paypal purchase history, where would i find the receipt?
#3238 [19:51] <mib_hy2ave> whats the win key?
#3239 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Kligh - That's something you'll need to look at paypal for... You should have gotten a receipt when you first bought minecraft through an email
#3240 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - Your windows key, between the ctrl and alt keys
#3241 [19:51] <mib_hy2ave> oh
#3242 [19:52] <Kligh> thats the thing, my friend wiped his email and so i told him to look in the history. he is in it but he doesn't know what he is supposed to send me
#3243 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> It should be fairly obvious when he gets to his paypal payment history.
#3244 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> An example history is here: http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5734/paypal2aj2.jpg
#3245 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> More info can be given when the user clicks on "Details" of the particular payment in question
#3246 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - Got that dxdiag for us?
#3247 [19:55] <Kligh> so when he clicks details that would be the receipt
#3248 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3249 [19:55] <mib_hy2ave> voxelhead: should i save all information as a text file or xml file
#3250 [19:55] <VoxelHead> Mib_hy2ave: xml
#3251 [19:55] <VoxelHead> Or you could just use a placebo.
#3252 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - Text
#3253 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> please give it to us in a text file
#3254 [19:56] <mib_hy2ave> ok
#3255 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Vox, shut up
#3256 [19:56] <VoxelHead> Hai!
#3257 [19:56] <Kligh> so the receipt is the details?
#3258 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3259 [19:56] <Kligh> thank you
#3260 [19:57] <mib_hy2ave> greyvulpine: it wont let me copy the text file
#3261 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - What do you mean?
#3262 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Can you open up the text file in notepad and copy it?
#3263 [19:58] <mib_hy2ave> i can copy the text file but not in notepad
#3264 [19:58] <mib_hy2ave> is that ok?
#3265 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Can't you open it up in notepad and use Edit -> select all, then Edit -> copy?
#3266 [19:58] <mib_hy2ave> k i just selected all and copied
#3267 [19:59] * mib_xtduua [mib_xtduua@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3268 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Alright, head to www.pastebin.com via your browser
#3269 [19:59] <mib_hy2ave> ok
#3270 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Click on the text box there, paste it, press submit
#3271 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the URL at the top of the page
#3272 [20:00] <mib_hy2ave> ok here is the URL:
#3273 [20:00] <mib_hy2ave> http://pastebin.com/wuVr8kG4
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#3275 [20:00] <sprocket> Hi!
#3276 [20:00] * paul_k [paul_k@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3277 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> Thank you, one moment
#3278 [20:01] <mib_hy2ave> ok thanks
#3279 [20:01] <sprocket> Thanks
#3280 [20:01] <mib_xtduua> i try playing minecraft but every time i try it has an error saying i don't have the right video card.
#3281 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_xtduua - Then update your video drivers
#3282 [20:01] <mib_xtduua> i am on an hp laptop
#3283 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> There should still be drivers available
#3284 [20:02] <mib_hy2ave> ill try
#3285 [20:02] <mib_xtduua> how do i update
#3286 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_hy2ave - One sec, I'm not done with you yet
#3287 [20:02] <sprocket> I have been playing minecraft for a while now and whenever I try and play lately it comes up with: Internal Client Error: Java.net.socketExeption: Connection reset
#3288 [20:02] <mib_hy2ave> yes
#3289 [20:02] <sprocket> When I try to join a server
#3290 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> sprocket - Then that server is most likely down.
#3291 [20:03] <sprocket> It happens to any server I try to join
#3292 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_xtduua - Do you know what video card you have?
#3293 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> sprocket - Try this server, smp.shadow-craft.net
#3294 [20:03] <sprocket> And I know people who can acess the server
#3295 [20:03] <sprocket> ok
#3296 [20:03] <sprocket> That server works
#3297 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> Then it's the server
#3298 [20:03] <sprocket> Ok
#3299 [20:03] <sprocket> I know people who can acess that server
#3300 [20:03] <sprocket> :P
#3301 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Then either they blocked you, or they're lying to you that they can access it
#3302 [20:04] <sprocket> Ok
#3303 [20:04] <sprocket> I also cannot acess the minecraft.net or minecraft forums
#3304 [20:04] <mib_hy2ave> greyvulpine: how do i update my video drivers
#3305 [20:04] <mib_hy2ave> ?
#3306 [20:04] <RB> Or there's some freaky routing insanity which prevents you but not them from accessing it. Strange things happen, TCP/IP is made of spiders.
#3307 [20:04] <AG_Elias> ^
#3308 [20:05] <RB> mib_hy2ave: find out what brand of video card you have.
#3309 [20:05] <sprocket> I cannot access the minecraft website or the minecraft forums website
#3310 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Can somebody help the two mib users update their vid cards
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#3312 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> I've got some computer issues at the moment
#3313 [20:05] <mib_hy2ave> pk RB
#3314 [20:05] <mib_hy2ave> ok RB
#3315 [20:05] <sprocket> I says that the page has lost connection or stopped loading
#3316 [20:05] <sprocket> when I try to go to minecraft.net
#3317 [20:06] <RB> mib_hy2ave: If you don't know offhand, you can look it up in Device Manager.
#3318 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> RB - <mib_hy2ave> http://pastebin.com/wuVr8kG4
#3319 [20:06] <roadwarrior> My friend is having some issues with her account
#3320 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin there will give you in
#3321 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> info
#3322 [20:06] <RB> GreyVulpine: thanks, stay pretty.
#3323 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> brb
#3324 [20:06] <mib_xtduua> how do i update the video card
#3325 [20:07] <mib_xtduua> hello
#3326 [20:07] <mib_xtduua> helloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
#3327 [20:07] <Lunamon> eleven
#3328 [20:08] <VoxelHead> watch out for the moose
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#3330 [20:09] <mib_xtduua> how do i update a video card
#3331 [20:09] <mib_u9u92j> If i run Minecraft and log in, it just comes up with a black screen. what do i do?
#3332 [20:09] <mib_hy2ave> RB: i'm in device manager, now what/
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#3334 [20:10] <mib_u9u92j> dude idk im not one of the people that work here
#3335 [20:10] <RB> mib_hy2ave: in the devices list, there's a video section, might be called "Display Adapters" or something like that. You'd look in there in order to find out what video card you have.
#3336 [20:11] <RB> mib_hy2ave: I only asked because I didn't spot the pastebin you posted earlier. I can look pretty much everything up from there. :)
#3337 [20:11] <mib_u9u92j> How do i get the black screen to go away once i log in?
#3338 [20:11] <mib_u9u92j> ohhhhh
#3339 [20:11] <mib_u9u92j> ok
#3340 [20:11] <mib_hy2ave> i went into Display Adapters and I found my video card
#3341 [20:11] <mib_hy2ave> RB:
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#3343 [20:12] <RB> What's it called, please?
#3344 [20:12] <mib_u9u92j> wait
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#3346 [20:12] <mib_u9u92j> nvm
#3347 [20:12] <mib_u9u92j> it is updating
#3348 [20:12] <mib_u9u92j> thanks
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#3350 [20:13] <mib_hy2ave> RB: Mobil (R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
#3351 [20:13] <RB> Good, matches the pastebin. :)
#3352 [20:14] <mib_hy2ave> yes
#3353 [20:14] <jupitersio> any1 recently have any artifact issues with mincraft ati 5750 vid card I have no issues with any other games but do see the same issues with using windows 7 aero ?
#3354 [20:14] <mib_hy2ave> RB: should i update the video card?
#3355 [20:15] <RB> mib_hy2ave: you can't update the card itself without using a screwdriver and a soldering iron. ;)
#3356 [20:15] <mib_hy2ave> ok
#3357 [20:15] <RB> mib_hy2ave: you can update the drivers that talk to the video hardware, though. ;)
#3358 [20:15] <mib_hy2ave> how?
#3359 [20:15] <RB> Can you just quickly click the start menu, right-click on "Computer" and choose "properties"?
#3360 [20:16] <RB> And then when that window comes up, look just below the Windows logo for the "System type".
#3361 [20:16] <RB> It should say either "32-bit Operating System" or "64-bit Operating System". Could you tell me which, please?
#3362 [20:16] <RB> (I think you're on Vista 32, but I want to double-check that)
#3363 [20:16] <mib_hy2ave> 32
#3364 [20:17] <RB> Excellent.
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#3366 [20:17] <RB> mib_hy2ave: your video card is made by Intel, so you need to go to Intel's website to download an updated video card driver. I've taken the liberty of digging up the file that you need. It is here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=19936&ProdId=2991&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20Vista*&DownloadType=Drivers
#3367 [20:18] <RB> mib_hy2ave: click the "download" link on that page, then run the installer and follow the instructions. It should be reasonably painless.
#3368 [20:18] <KriLL3> do any of intel's GPUs have the power to run Minecraft at more than slideshow?
#3369 [20:18] <RB> It will probably ask you to reboot at least once.
#3370 [20:18] <mib_hy2ave> RB: thank you, i will download it now
#3371 [20:18] <mib_hy2ave> k
#3372 [20:18] <RB> Good luck! :)
#3373 [20:18] <mib_hy2ave> Thanks
#3374 [20:19] <RB> KriLL3: just. If you turn the draw distance down and set the graphics to "fast" instead of "fancy" then I think so, just about.
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#3377 [20:19] <KriLL3> WDDM1.1 doesn't need a reboot to install new drivers btw
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#3379 [20:20] <KriLL3> but yes installers will insist even though it's redundant
#3380 [20:21] <RB> It helps that occlusion culling was recently added. It's a good tradeoff for those kinds of laptops, since they always have really overkill CPUs despite the crummy GPU.
#3381 [20:21] <RainbowBladezz> Hi! I have an issue where whenever I try to join any server this error message comes up: Internal Client Error: java.net.SocketException: Connection Reset
#3382 [20:21] <RB> KriLL3: I didn't know that; that's pretty neat.
#3383 [20:21] <KriLL3> minecraft doesn't make use of more than one core right?
#3384 [20:21] <RB> Don't quote me on this, but I'm almost sure that it doesn't take advantage of multicore CPUs.
#3385 [20:22] <GreyVulpine> IT doesn't
#3386 [20:22] <RB> RainbowBladezz: you have network trouble. How i...
#3387 [20:22] <KriLL3> I guess Java isn't really suited to multitheading
#3388 [20:22] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft, with its current incarnation, doesn't take advantage of multi-threading
#3389 [20:22] <GreyVulpine> It is, Notch just didn't code for it
#3390 [20:22] <KriLL3> ah
#3391 [20:23] <KriLL3> fix, kthx? =P
#3392 [20:23] <RB> KriLL3: on the contrary! Java's designers totally planned for threads-goddamn-everywhere.
#3393 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> ^
#3394 [20:23] <RB> Why DO people ask questions and then /quit before anyone has time to even TYPE a reply, anyway?
#3395 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> RB - Happens all the time here
#3396 [20:23] <KriLL3> RB: it's called a driveby question
#3397 [20:23] <RB> FFS, I play typeracer and most of these people elude me.
#3398 [20:23] <RB> KriLL3: it should be called a seagull question.
#3399 [20:23] <KriLL3> perhaps they're afraid of the answer?
#3400 [20:23] <RB> Flies overhead, drops a turd from the sky, flies off again. :P
#3401 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> Don't let it get to you, if they really needed an answer, they would've stuck around
#3402 [20:24] <KriLL3> I ignore web clients, helps
#3403 [20:24] <RB> True. I apologise, I just like to rant. :)
#3404 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> No need to apologize.
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#3406 [20:24] <RB> KriLL3: and now you just made me want to /CTCP CLIENT the entire room just out of curiosity.
#3407 [20:24] <KriLL3> channel...
#3408 [20:24] <KriLL3> don't make me slap you
#3409 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> Do, and I will so kickban you faster than....
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#3411 [20:25] <RB> KriLL3: gentle! Dinner and a movie before we start getting rough, please.
#3412 [20:25] <RB> GreyVulpine: yeah, I know it annoys the Hell out of people. I do get curious, though.
#3413 [20:26] <RB> I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that all of the active people here are on mIRC, right?
#3414 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3415 [20:26] <KriLL3> hell no
#3416 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> mIRC is actually the minority here
#3417 [20:26] <KriLL3> "Mirc isn't an IRC client, it's the backend for botnets written by 10 year olds."
#3418 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> irssi, xchat, a whole host of other open source clients are used by the regulars here
#3419 [20:27] <KriLL3> I'm no ChatZilla under XULRunner2
#3420 [20:27] <KriLL3> *on
#3421 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> I only use mIRC myself, because it's what I started with, and never got away from it
#3422 [20:28] <RB> KriLL3: I'm trying to work out which of the two of us has the weirder IRC client, and I think you're winning. :)
#3423 [20:28] <KriLL3> it's not weird, it's CZ
#3424 [20:28] * RB is using ERC, which is an IRC client written in Emacs-lisp. Which means that he's IRC-ing from his text editor. :)
#3424 [20:28] <KriLL3> used to be part of the Mozilla suite, then became an extension for Firefox, and you can run it standalone using XULRunner
#3425 [20:28] <RB> Text editor slash operating system slash IDE. :)
#3426 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> Heh, interesting
#3427 [20:29] <RB> Yeah, I just thought it sort of fell out of the public eye and nobody used it any more. Is it still being developed?
#3428 [20:30] <RB> Ooh, it really is.
#3429 [20:30] <KriLL3> RB: what is?
#3430 [20:30] <RB> Chatzilla, still being developed, I mean.
#3431 [20:30] <KriLL3> yeah
#3432 [20:31] <RB> XULrunner is funny. There is no DATA, there is only XUL! and all that. :)
#3433 [20:31] <KriLL3> main reason I like it is because like FF you have full chrome access, and you can modify it using CSS and JS etc
#3434 [20:31] <KriLL3> I've made my own skin for the output and chrome, and hidden/removed most of the redundant UI
#3435 [20:31] <RB> Oooh.
#3436 [20:32] <KriLL3> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2991216/Pictures/DesktopChatZilla.png a couple weeks ago, refined it a bit more
#3437 [20:32] <RB> I am really loving this whole trend of having a javascript interpreter and a plugin API in every single large program.
#3438 [20:32] <KriLL3> rounded corners on the tabs and input mainly
#3439 [20:32] <KriLL3> the background is taken directly from my wallpaper
#3440 [20:32] <KriLL3> if I change my wallpaper, the background changes
#3441 [20:33] <KriLL3> it's basically "stealthed"
#3442 [20:33] <KriLL3> can't tell where the window ends except for the title bar and scrollbar
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#3444 [20:33] <KriLL3> wish I could remove the titlebar
#3445 [20:33] <RB> Haha, that sounds really neat.
#3446 [20:33] <VoxelHead> Invader blood runs through my "veins" like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!
#3447 [20:34] <KriLL3> screenshot above
#3448 [20:34] <RB> I'd say "looks neat" too, but that dropbox li-oh, there it goes.
#3449 [20:34] <RB> Ooh, that *does* look neat. Love the colour scheme there.
#3450 [20:35] <KriLL3> the color scheme is actually just different levels of black semi opaque stuff, the purple stuff is my wallpaper
#3451 [20:35] <mr_trousers> dose any one know how to fix java virtual machine error ???
#3452 [20:36] <mr_trousers> dose any one know how to fix java virtual machine error ???
#3453 [20:36] <KriLL3> no
#3454 [20:36] <KriLL3> no
#3455 [20:36] <KriLL3> sillypants
#3456 [20:36] <mr_trousers> :(
#3457 [20:36] <RB> mr_trousers: sounds like your JVM install might be messed up. The first thing that you should try is to uninstall java and reinstall it.
#3458 [20:36] <mr_trousers> thx ill try that
#3459 [20:37] <RB> Good luck.
#3460 [20:37] <KriLL3> attach freenode/xbmc
#3461 [20:37] <KriLL3> sorry
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#3463 [20:37] <KriLL3> *adds a /*
#3464 [20:37] <reedlepee> RB
#3465 [20:38] <RB> reedlepee: Reporting.
#3466 [20:39] <reedlepee> I was the person who updated the video card software and rebooted my pc a few minutes ago
#3467 [20:40] <RB> Ah, excellent.
#3468 [20:40] <RB> reedlepee: any improvement?
#3469 [20:40] <reedlepee> my video card was Mobil Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family
#3470 [20:40] <reedlepee> well do i just run minecraft or do i have to do anything else
#3471 [20:41] <reedlepee> first
#3472 [20:41] <reedlepee> ?
#3473 [20:41] <RB> No, that should have been all.
#3474 [20:41] <reedlepee> ok i will try now
#3475 [20:41] <RB> Fingers crossed.
#3476 [20:41] <RB> ...eh. I think I broke metacity. x_x
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#3478 [20:42] <reedlepee> RB: not working
#3479 [20:42] <RB> I'm afraid that I am out of ideas.
#3480 [20:43] <reedlepee> oh, well now the screen is white than turns black
#3481 [20:43] <RB> So, progress!
#3482 [20:43] <reedlepee> not really, thanks anyway
#3483 [20:43] <RB> The only other things I could suggest are to reinstall Minecraft and to reinstall the JVM.
#3484 [20:44] <RB> It sounds unlikely that either will help, though.
#3485 [20:44] <reedlepee> im playing in browser - classic
#3486 [20:44] <mr_trousers> hey RB i didnt work i reinstalled it do you have any more ideas?? and thx for your help
#3487 [20:44] <RB> mr_trousers: No, sorry. :(
#3488 [20:44] <mr_trousers> ok
#3489 [20:45] <xales> mr_trousers: How much RAM does your computer have?
#3490 [20:45] <mr_trousers> idk
#3491 [20:45] <xales> mr_trousers: Right-click on Computer and select Properties
#3492 [20:45] <xales> tell me how much RAM it says
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#3494 [20:46] <mr_trousers> it says 900
#3495 [20:46] <xales> 900 MB?
#3496 [20:46] <mr_trousers> ya
#3497 [20:46] <xales> That's..not really enough to run Minecraft
#3498 [20:46] <reedlepee> anybody else have ideas for my black screen problem?
#3499 [20:46] <mr_trousers> how much do i need
#3500 [20:46] <Richie84> When I start up minecraft, my screen looks messed up. I can't even read the words. It looks like when a NES game would mess up and you'd see nothing but a bunch of colors
#3501 [20:47] <xales> 1GB for Minecraft itself...so probably around 1.5GB for the computer
#3502 [20:47] <xales> Richie84: Update graphics card drivers
#3503 [20:47] <mr_trousers> ok
#3504 [20:47] <xales> reedlepee: What OS?
#3505 [20:47] <mr_trousers> thx for your help
#3506 [20:47] <RB> Richie84: that sounds utterly boned. Do other 3d videogames work?
#3507 [20:47] <Richie84> Windows XP
#3508 [20:47] <RB> ("Boned" is totally a technical term, much like "hosed" or "copulated".)
#3509 [20:47] <reedlepee> xales: window vista
#3510 [20:48] <Richie84> I used to be able to play FFXI on my computer. It used to work fine.
#3511 [20:49] <xales> reedlepee: Have you tried a different browser?
#3512 [20:49] <reedlepee> yes
#3513 [20:49] <xales> Richie84: Do you know what graphics card you have?
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#3515 [20:50] <xales> reedlepee: Try this
#3516 [20:50] <Richie001> back, got disconnected, this is Richie84, had to choose a new Nickname, dunno why I'm still in the room as Richie84 even though I'm right here
#3517 [20:50] <VoxelHead> Choose washing machines.
#3518 [20:51] <Richie001> Any advice RB?
#3519 [20:51] <xales> Press the Windows key and the R key, type %TEMP% and click Run
#3520 [20:51] <xales> Richie84: Do you kno what graphics card you have?
#3521 [20:51] <Richie001> Nvidia GeForce FX 5200
#3522 [20:51] <reedlepee> xales: i completed the task, now what?
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#3524 [20:53] <RainbowBladezz> Can someone help me with my minecraft?
#3525 [20:53] <Richie001> Any advice xales?
#3526 [20:53] <xales> reedlepee: sorry, my Internet is having issues
#3527 [20:53] <xales> Richie84: Yeah..pretty sure that will be your problem...that thing is _ancient_
#3528 [20:53] <reedlepee> ok ill standby
#3529 [20:53] <xales> RainbowBladezz: Only if you tell us what the problem is
#3530 [20:53] <RainbowBladezz> lol
#3531 [20:53] <Richie001> Is there a new update out? Will that help?
#3532 [20:53] <RainbowBladezz> Whenever I try to join any server it comes up with an error
#3533 [20:54] <xales> reedlepee: There should be a Cache folder in there, look inside that folder for a folder called minecraft.net and delete it
#3534 [20:54] <xales> Richie001: Possibly...but the card is almost 10 years old, it could be a hardware failure as well as the card just not able to handle it
#3535 [20:54] <xales> RainbowBladezz: What is the error?
#3536 [20:55] <xales> Richie001: You're on Windows XP, right?
#3537 [20:56] <reedlepee> xales: I deleted the folder known as minecraft.net
#3538 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> Internal Client Error: java.net.socketException: Connection reset
#3539 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> Thats the error
#3540 [20:56] <xales> RainbowBladezz: That's on _any_ server?
#3541 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> Yes
#3542 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - Either the server is down, or you're typing in the wrong server
#3543 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> Every server I try
#3544 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - Try smp.shadow-craft.net
#3545 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> Yes that works
#3546 [20:56] <RainbowBladezz> But all others do not
#3547 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> Then it's the server you're trying
#3548 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> Those servers you're trying aren't up
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#3550 [20:57] <RainbowBladezz> But I know people who are playing on them right now
#3551 [20:57] <xales> Are you entering the correct IP?
#3552 [20:58] <RainbowBladezz> Yes
#3553 [20:58] <xales> If you have any sort of firewall or "security" software, disable it and try again
#3554 [20:58] <RainbowBladezz> I have been on these servers before
#3555 [20:58] <RainbowBladezz> Its just lately
#3556 [20:59] <NinjaKirby> Mebe tracert it
#3557 [20:59] <reedlepee> xales: I deleted the folder known as minecraft.net
#3558 [20:59] <reedlepee> sorry if i repeated
#3559 [20:59] <xales> reedlepee: Close your browser, see if it works now
#3560 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Also see if you have a folder named www.minecraft.net
#3561 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> Delete it as well if you do
#3562 [20:59] <reedlepee> ok i will be back
#3563 [21:00] <RainbowBladezz> GreyVulpine do you have any ideas
#3564 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - You've got one of three choices here, either the server is down, or you've been blocked by that server, or your connection is blocked by a firewall on your end
#3565 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> (or some other connection trouble)
#3566 [21:01] <RainbowBladezz> I cannot access the mc website or forum either
#3567 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> You can't?
#3568 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.net doesn't work?
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#3570 [21:01] <RainbowBladezz> No
#3571 [21:01] <reedlepee> im back
#3572 [21:01] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
#3573 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Can you ping minecraft.net via the command prompt RainbowBladezz?
#3574 [21:01] <RainbowBladezz> How would I do that?
#3575 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> Running windows?
#3576 [21:02] <RainbowBladezz> yes
#3577 [21:02] <reedlepee> Minecraft finally works! :) Thanks xales and everybody who was helping me before
#3578 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz- Press windows+R on your keyboard to bring up the run command
#3579 [21:03] <reedlepee> Bye, Thanks:)!
#3580 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> type in it, cmd
#3581 [21:03] <RainbowBladezz> Ok. Then what?
#3582 [21:03] <GreyVulpine> At the black command prompt, type in ping minecraft.net
#3583 [21:03] <VoxelHead> we have no time for these games~$$@*%percent%percent%percent%percent%percent@#~^*£
#3584 [21:03] <Coll> translatebot?
#3585 [21:04] <RainbowBladezz> Ok
#3586 [21:04] <RainbowBladezz> Wait
#3587 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> what is the ip address it resolves to
#3588 [21:04] <RainbowBladezz> Ohh
#3589 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> 99.198.121.104
#3590 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Great, another person that pirated minecraft.
#3591 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> ??
#3592 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> I bought it
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#3594 [21:05] <figaro> hello
#3595 [21:05] <xales> Hi.
#3596 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> I did
#3597 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> Why would it say that???
#3598 [21:05] <figaro> my game load to 100 then goes blank
#3599 [21:05] <RainbowBladezz> I purchased it via paypal
#3600 [21:06] <xales> RainbowBladezz: It would only say that if you, or someone else, pirated it
#3601 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - Then either somebody else did, or you "tried" it out in the past.
#3602 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> I bought it
#3603 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Either way, give us this..
#3604 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> I would never
#3605 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/hosts
#3606 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> pirate it
#3607 [21:06] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3608 [21:06] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3609 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> What?
#3610 [21:06] <figaro> the beta wont work for me
#3611 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Follow Vox's directions
#3612 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> Ok
#3613 [21:06] <RainbowBladezz> What will it do
#3614 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Tell us what you need to do to fix it
#3615 [21:07] <RainbowBladezz> ok
#3616 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> We'll walk you through the steps to fix it
#3617 [21:07] <xales> figaro: Why won't it?
#3618 [21:07] <xales> ??> figaro irc/dontpm
#3619 [21:07] <VoxelHead> figaro: (irc/dontpm) We prefer in general to assist people in a public manner, in the channel; please don't ask for someone to PM you assistance unless there is actual private information involved.
#3620 [21:07] <xales> What happens when you try?
#3621 [21:07] <figaro> i dont know
#3622 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> Then how do you know it's not working?
#3623 [21:08] <xales> Then how do you know it doesn't wo..
#3624 [21:08] <xales> ninja
#3625 [21:08] <xales> :(
#3626 [21:08] <figaro> well first java load then the game load after both load it goes to blank
#3627 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> :)
#3628 [21:08] <VoxelHead> :o)
#3629 [21:08] <RainbowBladezz> VoxelHead the pastebin?
#3630 [21:08] <VoxelHead> 42
#3631 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - Yes
#3632 [21:08] <Plicity> Is there anything that will explain what each thing in the settings do?
#3633 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> Plicity - Try the wiki
#3634 [21:08] <RainbowBladezz> What is the pastebin
#3635 [21:08] <Plicity> Like limit framerate? Will that make me run better off/on?
#3636 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> RainbowBladezz - www.pastebin.com
#3637 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> It's a site
#3638 [21:08] <RainbowBladezz> ok
#3639 [21:09] <RainbowBladezz> Ok here it is http://pastebin.com/bU81irVs
#3640 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> Alright, do you see lines 22-30? Delete it from your hosts file, resave it
#3641 [21:10] <RainbowBladezz> Ok
#3642 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> Try minecraft.net again from your browser
#3643 [21:10] <RainbowBladezz> Wait 22- 30? Sorry what do you mean?
#3644 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> Lines 22 through lines 30
#3645 [21:10] <RainbowBladezz> Ok
#3646 [21:11] <xales> figaro: Try downloading it.
#3647 [21:11] <figaro> i have 3200+ amd athlon 64 proccessor is that able to run minecraft
#3648 [21:11] <Plicity> I can't find anything about the stock minecraft settings.
#3649 [21:11] <Plicity> Info on framerate and such.
#3650 [21:11] <RainbowBladezz> Wait there are not even than many lines
#3651 [21:11] <RainbowBladezz> There are only 8
#3652 [21:11] <xales> RainbowBladezz: Delete all of the lines with minecraft on them
#3653 [21:12] <figaro> yes download everthing on the site
#3654 [21:12] <RainbowBladezz> Wait ok sorry
#3655 [21:12] <xales> ??> figaro win/reinst
#3656 [21:12] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3657 [21:12] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete the bin directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3658 [21:12] <figaro> also is java version 6 the newsest version
#3659 [21:13] <Plicity> Limit Framrate on/off? 3D ANAGLYPH on/off? Smooth Lighting on off??
#3660 [21:13] <Plicity> What should I set those to for best performance?
#3661 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Plicity - 3d anaglyph to off, unless you have 3d glasses
#3662 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Smooth lighting to on
#3663 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> limit framerate, really depends.
#3664 [21:13] <figaro> how do you do that?
#3665 [21:13] <Plicity> And what about Advanced GL?
#3666 [21:13] <Plicity> Whats that?
#3667 [21:14] <RainbowBladezz> GreyVulpine it says this when I try to save hosts: Cannot create the C:/windows/system32/drivers/ect/host file
#3668 [21:14] <xales> It enables video card options that will make the game run better if your card supports it
#3669 [21:14] <figaro> never mind got it
#3670 [21:14] <xales> if not, it will create issues
#3671 [21:14] <xales> RainbowBladezz: You have to run notepad "as administrator"
#3672 [21:14] <RainbowBladezz> Ok
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#3674 [21:14] <Plicity> Alright cool.
#3675 [21:14] <Plicity> That atleasts gives me info to play around and see what happens.
#3676 [21:15] <figaro> i have delted the minecraft file so now i install it agian?
#3677 [21:15] <Plicity> How will smooth lighting being on increase peformance?
#3678 [21:15] <RainbowBladezz> xales I cannot
#3679 [21:15] <RainbowBladezz> It does not come up with that option when I right click it
#3680 [21:15] <xales> RainbowBladezz: You have to right click on Notepad, in the start menu
#3681 [21:16] <xales> then open it with File->Open
#3682 [21:16] <RainbowBladezz> ok
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#3684 [21:17] <figaro> didn't work after i press login it was updating minecraft and the window closed out
#3685 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Also Plicity - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Smooth_Lighting
#3686 [21:19] <RainbowBladezz> GreyVulpine thank you so much! It works!
#3687 [21:19] <xales> figaro: Do you see a hs_err_pid file in the same location as minecraft.exe?
#3688 [21:20] <Plicity> Thanks Grey.
#3689 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> mmhmm
#3690 [21:20] <figaro> hold on
#3691 [21:20] <RainbowBladezz> :D
#3692 [21:20] <VoxelHead> =]
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#3694 [21:21] <figaro> it has a lot of fails
#3695 [21:21] <xales> Open the file, copy all of it to http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link
#3696 [21:22] <figaro> not enough rams
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#3698 [21:22] <figaro> then next warning it says
#3699 [21:22] <xales> ??> figaro win/dxdiag
#3700 [21:22] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3701 [21:22] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3702 [21:22] <figaro> sever.properties does not exist
#3703 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> You're running a server?
#3704 [21:26] <figaro> back sorry computer froze
#3705 [21:27] <xales> You are running the wrong thing
#3706 [21:27] <xales> Unless you are trying to run a server..
#3707 [21:27] <figaro> no just want to join my friend world on the beta and play with him
#3708 [21:27] <xales> ??> figaro win/client
#3709 [21:27] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#3711 [21:28] <figaro> what is that for
#3712 [21:29] <xales> That is the client
#3713 [21:29] <figaro> okay
#3714 [21:29] <VoxelHead> where'd my moose go?
#3715 [21:30] <figaro> u want me to open the file and run it?
#3716 [21:30] <xales> Yes.
#3717 [21:30] <xales> That is the game file..it is what you run to play
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#3720 [21:30] <figaro> okay it brought me too a page with update on it
#3721 [21:30] <xales> You type your username and password in the bottom right and click login
#3722 [21:31] <figaro> okay
#3723 [21:31] <figaro> it clos itself out
#3724 [21:31] <figaro> it closed itself out
#3725 [21:31] <figaro> after i hit login
#3726 [21:32] <xales> ??> figaro win/dxdiag
#3727 [21:32] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3728 [21:32] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
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#3731 [21:34] <figaro> pasted it on the link
#3732 [21:35] <figaro> u told me to go to
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#3734 [21:35] <xales> You need to click Submit
#3735 [21:35] <figaro> were the link at
#3736 [21:35] <xales> and give us the link
#3737 [21:35] <xales> from your address bar
#3738 [21:35] <figaro> oh okay
#3739 [21:35] <figaro> http://pastebin.com/Sc3Y1xxi
#3740 [21:36] <xales> Oh wow.
#3741 [21:36] <figaro> what
#3742 [21:36] <xales> Yeah..there's your problem right there
#3743 [21:36] <xales> Your computer is very, very old
#3744 [21:36] <Plicity> Using items ID's how do I get a different color wool? If they are all 35, how to I add the other number for color.
#3745 [21:36] <VoxelHead> it's me! I was the turkey all along!
#3746 [21:36] <xales> and it doesn't meet the requirements to run Minecraft
#3747 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> Plicity - You can't
#3748 [21:37] <figaro> so now what
#3749 [21:38] <figaro> what are the requirment to run minecraft
#3750 [21:38] <xales> You need at least 1GB of RAM for the game itself, which means some memory for the OS as well, so around 1.5GB minimum
#3751 [21:38] <LordTrevor> Hmm, he could probably get by with lower memory parameters
#3752 [21:38] <xales> You also need a modern video card that supports 3D games
#3753 [21:38] <xales> LordTrevor: Nope. Video card
#3754 [21:38] <xales> SiS cards can't do gaming..at all
#3755 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Oh wow, that is an ancient video chipset
#3756 [21:39] <figaro> i believe it 7 or 8 years old
#3757 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> I'll have to agree with xales on this, your computer's a bit too old.
#3758 [21:39] <xales> Yeah...that's ancient in terms of computers
#3759 [21:40] <figaro> my computer at my friend house older then mine
#3760 [21:40] <figaro> i can play the free version with no lag
#3761 [21:40] <xales> The free version has much, much less requirements than Beta
#3762 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> The classic and beta are worlds apart in difference
#3763 [21:41] <t3a> is anyone here good at redstone circuitry?
#3764 [21:41] <figaro> i also sent 2-3 mails to the person i bought the game for a refund a few days ago
#3765 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> t3a - Not with what you're asking for.
#3766 [21:41] <figaro> i bought the game saturday night i believe
#3767 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> I don't think anybody here's done redstone CPU circuitry
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#3769 [21:42] <figaro> Mojang AB
#3770 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> I'm fairly competent, but even a redstone project of that magnitude isn't something I plan to do.
#3771 [21:42] <figaro> told by 8 people to mail this person to ask for a refund but no reply
#3772 [21:43] <xales> figaro: http://minecraft.net/support/
#3773 [21:43] <figaro> what do i do their
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#3775 [21:43] <calatalee> i try to play minecraft but every time i try an error says i don't have the right video card
#3776 [21:44] <calatalee> what do i do
#3777 [21:44] <xales> calatalee: You need to update your video card driver
#3778 [21:44] <xales> figaro: Read what it says about refunds...
#3779 [21:44] <calatalee> i did but it stil says i don't have the right one
#3780 [21:45] <xales> ??> calatalee win/dxdiag
#3781 [21:45] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3782 [21:45] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3783 [21:45] <nayrb235> umm... this may seem like a stupid question... but how do you install a mod on minecraft? im not really trusting tutorials on youtube
#3784 [21:45] <figaro> okay bye thanks for the help
#3785 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> nayrb235 - Depends on the mod, usually involves going into minecraft.jar in your .minecraft/bin folder
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#3787 [21:46] <xales> nayrb235: Mods are unsupported, we can't really help with that. #risucraft has a mod installation guide hiding somewhere, you might try asking them for a link
#3788 [21:46] <xales> It's definately more reliable than youtube videos :)
#3789 [21:46] <nayrb235> ok thanks ill check it out :)
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#3791 [21:49] <calatalee> Rdxdiag
#3792 [21:49] <xales> calatalee: What?
#3793 [21:49] <calatalee> fkjvh
#3794 [21:49] <calatalee> never mind
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#3796 [21:50] <calatalee> what does win+r key do
#3797 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> Brings up the run command in windows
#3798 [21:50] <calatalee> oh
#3799 [21:51] <calatalee> what does it mean
#3800 [21:51] <xales> It means press the Windows key and the R key at the same time
#3801 [21:51] <calatalee> im a little comfused
#3802 [21:53] <VoxelHead> Where'd my moose go?
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#3804 [21:56] <TMama> Everytime i download and try to play Minecraft on my desktop, it will update and go to a black screen. Yet when i play it on the same computer, online, it'll load completely. help?
#3805 [21:57] <Clank> #Pokemon, for pokemon fans!
#3806 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> !k Clank
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#3809 [21:57] <xales> ??> TMama win/dxdiag
#3810 [21:57] <VoxelHead> TMama: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3811 [21:57] <VoxelHead> TMama: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3812 [21:57] <LordTrevor> Autojoin ftw
#3813 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> We don't tolerate advertising here, especially for something that's not minecraft related
#3814 [21:58] <LordTrevor> Did voxelhead actually answer somones question with somthing usefull o.o
#3815 [21:58] <TMama> voxelhead just asked for information
#3816 [22:00] <TMama> voxelhead here you are http://pastebin.com/FKQkhZ8T
#3817 [22:00] <LordTrevor> That's a bot btw
#3818 [22:00] <TMama> Ah-huh. Well that makes me feel foolish
#3819 [22:01] <xales> TMama: Your computer just barely meets the minimum requirements
#3820 [22:01] <xales> the browser version is less computer-intensive for some reason, that's the only one that will work for you
#3821 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> I'd look into updating your vid drivers, they're a tad old
#3822 [22:01] <TMama> The computer is like 2002 model
#3823 [22:01] <xales> Yeah, in terms of computers, that's ancient
#3824 [22:02] <TMama> I realise but its all i got at this point, and since im on capped internet, its more increasingly difficult to play online
#3825 [22:02] <calatalee> i pasted things now what?
#3826 [22:02] <xales> calatalee: You need to give us the link that it sends you to after clciking Submit
#3827 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Yay!
#3828 [22:03] <calatalee> http://pastebin.com/igLtAsTj... there
#3829 [22:04] <TMama> So i cant play the game on my desktop?
#3830 [22:04] <xales> TMama: Only in the browser
#3831 [22:04] <xales> calatalee: Have you tried playing in the browser, as well?
#3832 [22:05] <calatalee> no i haven't
#3833 [22:05] <TMama> Does the game constantly download in the browser? As in, is there a possiblity of playin it without it slowing down?
#3834 [22:05] <calatalee> should i try that
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#3836 [22:05] <xales> Yes
#3837 [22:05] <calatalee> ok thx
#3838 [22:05] <xales> TMama: It doesn't actually use any bandwidth if you are playing in the browser vs playing on the desktop
#3839 [22:05] <calatalee> by
#3840 [22:06] <TMama> So it would be my computer, not the bandwith, thats causing the game to run slow in browser?
#3841 [22:07] <xales> TMama: Yes
#3842 [22:07] <TMama> Alrighty. Upgrade the Vid drive, or buy a new comp?
#3843 [22:07] <xales> You could try turning down graphics settings..
#3844 [22:07] <xales> Given the age, it would probably just be better to buy a new one
#3845 [22:07] <xales> you would need to upgrade both RAM and the video card, and as a result, probably the motherboard too
#3846 [22:07] <TMama> I cant get it that far as to turn down the graphics.
#3847 [22:08] <xales> In the browser, I mean
#3848 [22:08] <TMama> That would be via options, in browser?
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#3850 [22:08] <xales> Yes
#3851 [22:08] <TMama> Thank you very much xales. You've been of great help
#3852 [22:08] <xales> You are quite welcome
#3853 [22:08] <mib_ia9dl3> whenever i put up and run my minecraft, it just crashes after i click
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#3855 [22:09] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: Is there an error?
#3856 [22:09] <mib_ia9dl3> yes, and error page pops up
#3857 [22:09] <xales> Can you copy the error, paste it on http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link?
#3858 [22:10] <t3a> is anyone here good at redstone circuitry?
#3859 [22:10] <frogaincia> hi i have a think a unique problem with my minecraft i was wondering if anyone could give me advice
#3860 [22:10] <xales> frogaincia: Only if you tell us what the proble m is
#3861 [22:11] <frogaincia> so i cant login to my account on my computer or any other of my friends computers
#3862 [22:11] <frogaincia> they can how ever log onto my computer with their account
#3863 [22:12] <mib_ia9dl3> i put it on the link and i wonder if u can see it
#3864 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> t3a - Not with what you're asking for.
#3865 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> I don't think anybody here's done redstone CPU circuitry
#3866 [22:12] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: you have to give us the link to it
#3867 [22:12] <frogaincia> it says connection lost end of stream..
#3868 [22:12] <mib_ia9dl3> how
#3869 [22:12] <xales> frogaincia: Try a different server
#3870 [22:13] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: Copy the link it sends to you and paste it here
#3871 [22:13] <relsqui> frogaincia: can you log in anywhere?
#3872 [22:13] <mib_ia9dl3> http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.js
#3873 [22:13] <frogaincia> is there a test server i can try
#3874 [22:13] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: No, not that.
#3875 [22:13] <xales> You have to copy the error message that it gives you, the entire thing
#3876 [22:14] <xales> and go to pastebin.com and paste it in the box there, then click submit
#3877 [22:14] <t3a> GreyVulpine, there was yesterday
#3878 [22:14] <frogaincia> i can play single player just fine just the only server i know is my friends and i cant log in
#3879 [22:14] <xales> then you give us the pastebin link in your address bar
#3880 [22:14] <mib_ia9dl3> http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp# # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x4e8489b0, pid=5656, tid=4956 # # JRE version: 6.0_22-b04 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (17.1-b03 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglxx.dll+0xa89b0] # # If you w
#3881 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_ia9dl3 - Update your ATI video drivers
#3882 [22:14] <xales> frogaincia: try public.crafthub.net
#3883 [22:14] <mib_ia9dl3> what?
#3884 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_ia9dl3 - Update your ATI video drivers
#3885 [22:14] <mib_ia9dl3> how
#3886 [22:15] <xales> Do you know what video card you have?
#3887 [22:15] <mib_ia9dl3> no
#3888 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#3889 [22:15] <frogaincia> thanks xales ill try and see what happens
#3890 [22:15] <xales> ??> mib_ia9dl3 win/dxdiag
#3891 [22:15] <VoxelHead> mib_ia9dl3: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3892 [22:15] <VoxelHead> mib_ia9dl3: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3893 [22:17] <mib_ia9dl3> it didnt send me a link
#3894 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> What's the URL in the top of your browser?
#3895 [22:19] <mib_ia9dl3> url means what?
#3896 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> address
#3897 [22:19] <mib_ia9dl3> http://cbe001.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.esper.net&channel=%23minecrafthelp
#3898 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> How about when you pressed the submit button?
#3899 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> complete this: http://www.pastebin.com/....
#3900 [22:20] <mib_ia9dl3> whenever i press submit, a huge paper pops up
#3901 [22:20] <mib_ia9dl3> hello?
#3902 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Right, then give us the address at the top of your browser when you do that
#3903 [22:21] <VoxelHead> cya
#3904 [22:21] <frogaincia> ok so it let me log into the public craft.hub . net, i retyped in my friends server address and it still doesn't work .. im so lost..
#3905 [22:22] <mib_ia9dl3> http://pastebin.com/01Jm3m87
#3906 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Then your friend's server is down
#3907 [22:23] <frogaincia> ok thanks
#3908 [22:23] <mib_ia9dl3> hello
#3909 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_ia9dl3 - Hmm, that's not the dxdiag Vox told you to get
#3910 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Could you follow Vox's instructions again
#3911 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ia9dl3 win/dxdiag
#3912 [22:23] <VoxelHead> mib_ia9dl3: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3913 [22:23] <VoxelHead> mib_ia9dl3: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
#3914 [22:25] <mib_ia9dl3> it didnt give me any link
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#3916 [22:25] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: the link from your address bar
#3917 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Again, the link at the top of the browser is the one you want
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#3919 [22:27] <mib_rjkdgi> hi ive been trying to download the doku rpg pack and it wont work i open the folder and drag it into the texturpack folder and still wont work
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#3921 [22:27] <xales> I don't think that pack is updated to work with the latest versions of Minecraft
#3922 [22:28] <mib_rjkdgi> O ok
#3923 [22:28] <mib_rjkdgi> ty
#3924 [22:28] <mib_ia9dl3> http://pastebin.com/LUyhyvdY
#3925 [22:28] <xales> mib_ia9dl3: Have you tried playing in the browser?
#3926 [22:29] <mib_ia9dl3> i cant even click. whenever it loads fully, i click and it closes
#3927 [22:29] <xales> In the browser?
#3928 [22:29] <mib_ia9dl3> what browser
#3929 [22:30] <xales> Firefox, Google Chrome, etc
#3930 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_ia9dl3 - You need to download and install these drivers
#3931 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
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#3933 [22:30] <VoxelHead> I like them :-)
#3934 [22:30] <mib_ia9dl3> theres 2 choices which one
#3935 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> The "Full Software Suite"
#3936 [22:32] <mib_ia9dl3> down loaded
#3937 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Install it
#3938 [22:32] <mib_ia9dl3> i can play on the browser
#3939 [22:33] <mib_ia9dl3> it says, windows cant open it
#3940 [22:33] <xales> What, exactly, does it say?
#3941 [22:35] <mib_ia9dl3> windows cannot open this file. to open this file, windows needs to know what program created it. windows can look it up automatically , or you can manually select it from a list on your computer
#3942 [22:35] <xales> What did you download?
#3943 [22:36] <mib_ia9dl3> 10-2_legacy_xp32-64_ccc.exe.part
#3944 [22:36] <xales> It isn't finished downloading, then
#3945 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Means you haven't completed the download for it yet
#3946 [22:36] <mib_ia9dl3> how do i complete it
#3947 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Wait for your browser to complete downloading
#3948 [22:37] <xales> You have to wait until it is finished
#3949 [22:37] <mib_ia9dl3> it doesnt say anythings downloadind
#3950 [22:37] <xales> Press Tools->Downloads
#3951 [22:38] <mib_ia9dl3> where
#3952 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> In your browser
#3953 [22:38] <mib_ia9dl3> got it
#3954 [22:39] <mib_ia9dl3> now when that finishes, then what
#3955 [22:39] <xales> Install it
#3956 [22:39] <mib_ia9dl3> k
#3957 [22:40] <mib_ia9dl3> i more minute
#3958 [22:41] <mib_ia9dl3> so ,when i install it, would that be it
#3959 [22:41] <xales> Yes. If it asks you to restart, you should
#3960 [22:41] <mib_ia9dl3> would i be able to play
#3961 [22:41] <mib_ia9dl3> k
#3962 [22:42] <mib_ia9dl3> thank you xales and greyvulpin so very much
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#3966 [22:44] <Alex2290smp> Can anyone help me with a mod?
#3967 [22:44] <Alex2290smp> a plugin*
#3968 [22:44] <xales> Not really. We don't provide support for them, as the are unofficial and it's too hard for all of us to know about every single one
#3969 [22:44] <xales> However
#3970 [22:44] <xales> if it's related to Bukkit, try #bukkit
#3971 [22:44] <xales> if it's a single-player mod, try #risucraft
#3972 [22:45] <Alex2290smp> Ok, I'll try bukkit.
#3973 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> ??< index
#3974 [22:46] <mib_ia9dl3> it says, the installer is already running
#3975 [22:46] <xales> Is it?
#3976 [22:47] <mib_ia9dl3> ??/
#3977 [22:47] <mib_ia9dl3> how do i tell
#3978 [22:47] <xales> Look at the windows you have open...
#3979 [22:47] <mib_ia9dl3> yeah
#3980 [22:48] <mib_ia9dl3> it still crashes
#3981 [22:48] <mib_ia9dl3> whenever i click
#3982 [22:48] <xales> Did the install finish?
#3983 [22:48] <mib_ia9dl3> yes
#3984 [22:49] <xales> Restart your computer
#3985 [22:49] <mib_ia9dl3> wait, it says installing shield wizard
#3986 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Then it didn't finish
#3987 [22:49] <mib_ia9dl3> just turn it off
#3988 [22:49] <mib_ia9dl3> or do i wait now
#3989 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> You wait for it to finish
#3990 [22:49] <mib_ia9dl3> k
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#3992 [22:50] <mib_ia9dl3> it also says " error installing ikernal.exe"(0xa00)
#3993 [22:53] <mib_ia9dl3> do i need to force update on my minecraft launcher
#3994 [22:54] <xales> Did the install finish?
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#3996 [22:54] <mib_ia9dl3> ??? how do i tell. i went to tools+downloads and it didnt show anything
#3997 [22:55] <xales> Did the installer say "installation complete"...
#3998 [22:55] <mib_ia9dl3> where do i find that
#3999 [22:55] <xales> ...
#4000 [22:55] <xales> it is the "install shield wizard" window
#4001 [22:55] <mib_ia9dl3> it is gone,
#4002 [22:56] <mib_ia9dl3> i didnt "x" it out
#4003 [22:56] <xales> Restart your computer.
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#4005 [22:56] <vividbloodstain> Plz I need help! I just opened a new account on minecraft (my brother has one too) but now when I go to login minecraft wont start up after the monjong screen. CAN ANYONE HELP???
#4006 [22:57] <xales> vividbloodstain: First, chill out.
#4007 [22:57] <xales> Second. Try playing in the browser. http://minecraft.net/game/
#4008 [22:57] <relsqui> lol.
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#4010 [22:58] <vividbloodstain> do you think that will help...Im only 10 and dont know how to fix this
#4011 [22:58] <xales> Why else would I ask you to try it?
#4012 [22:58] <xolotl> I see that occasionally, the "do you think that will help," or "why would you ask me to do that" response. So boggling.
#4013 [23:03] <vividbloodstain> Ok so I tried the site you told me to try http://minecraft.net/game/ and it still isn't working. it says that minecraft has crashed and will not start...what else can I do?
#4014 [23:03] <xales> ??> vividbloodstain win/dxdiag
#4015 [23:03] <VoxelHead> vividbloodstain: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4016 [23:03] <VoxelHead> vividbloodstain: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it
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#4020 [23:29] <mib_ki1zpt> minecraft didnt down load, why
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