#1 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - Are you trying to play beta through the browser?
#2 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - are you able to do it through the downloaded client?
#3 [00:04] <Shrmn> Black screen on dl client, white screen on web
#4 [00:04] <Shrmn> Was using web because it opens java console to see error
#5 [00:05] <xales> And you have tried deleting .minecraft, right?
#6 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> Just curious, when you reinstalled windows, your windows username doesn't contain an ! sign, right?
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#8 [00:05] <Shrmn> Correct no ! and have tried deleting .minecraft
#9 [00:05] <morton> Hello? Is anyone there?
#10 [00:06] <Shrmn> I changed all the internet option security settings in CP to lowest possible, still no go
#11 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> No special characters in your windows username?
#12 [00:06] <NinjaWarrior> kissmthe sky
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#14 [00:07] <Shrmn> Nope just Shrmn
#15 [00:07] <VoxelHead> Mmm paulrules.
#16 [00:08] <Ozin_> hello, I got a question about installing different mods using both the normal rar method and the TFCMM program.. So basically I have installed multiple mods already using the rar method (planes, better than wolves, ++) and now I want to add Buildcraft
#17 [00:09] <Ozin_> but buildcraft is installed by TFCMM, but using that will reset my minecraft.jar, no?
#18 [00:10] <xales> We can't really help with that, as mods are unofficial changes to the game's code
#19 [00:10] <Ozin_> so basically.. are mods installed with TFCMM incompatible with all other mods? :S
#20 [00:10] <xales> You could ask #risucraft
#21 [00:10] <Ozin_> oh ok, ty
#22 [00:10] <Shrmn> Is it possible to get a java console open running exe?
#23 [00:11] <Shrmn> wondering if it has same error as browser
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#25 [00:12] <xales> Shrmn: Indeed
#26 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - With this fresh install, did you mess around with themes at all?
#27 [00:15] <Shrmn> Windows themes?
#28 [00:15] * GreyVulpine is talking about display themes on windows
#28 [00:15] <Shrmn> No
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#30 [00:16] <Shrmn> That bat file pulls up the old error with the dll files
#31 [00:16] <InfectedPhreak> !check snt.no-ip.info
#32 [00:20] <Shrmn> Is it possible that bat does an auto update and killed my new dll files
#33 [00:20] <xales> What is the exact error it is giving you?
#34 [00:21] <Shrmn> http://mibpaste.com/OPQaR3
#35 [00:22] <Shrmn> but that went away when I dled the new jwjl.dll files
#36 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> You're administrator, correct?
#37 [00:22] <Shrmn> Yep
#38 [00:23] <Shrmn> Should .minecraft file permissions be read only?
#39 [00:23] <xales> Nope
#40 [00:24] <Shrmn> folder permissions sorry
#41 [00:24] <xales> I don't have Windows in front of me to check what the default is, but turning it off can't hurt
#42 [00:25] <Shrmn> Eh it just sets it back. Must be an AppData thing
#43 [00:25] <InfectedPhreak> !check snt.no-ip.info
#44 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - Could you check start -> control panel -> java -> security -> certificates
#45 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> Is there a lwjgl certificate listed there?
#46 [00:28] <Shrmn> Just one that says "Markus Persson"
#47 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> Don't suppose anybody else is on right now, who's running an XP box
#48 [00:29] <lemon-rev> im running xp, but i dont have any trouble
#49 [00:29] <Shrmn> Lemon, welcome back
#50 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> Could you check your certs?
#51 [00:29] <lemon-rev> and i have tryed helpeding shrmn
#52 [00:29] <lemon-rev> thanks
#53 [00:29] <lemon-rev> which ones grey
#54 [00:30] <lemon-rev> dxdiag / system specs
#55 [00:30] <lemon-rev> ?
#56 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> start -> control panel..
#57 [00:30] * GreyVulpine blehs and copy pastes from above
#57 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> start -> control panel -> java -> security -> certificates
#58 [00:31] <lemon-rev> ok
#59 [00:31] <lemon-rev> version =3
#60 [00:31] <GreyVulpine> Is lwjgl listed in that?
#61 [00:31] <lemon-rev> hm
#62 [00:31] <lemon-rev> no
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#64 [00:32] <zelda> when i try to run the game it says user not premium
#65 [00:32] <lemon-rev> serial number / singature algorithm/ issuer/validity/subject/signature/ md5 figer/sha1 finger
#66 [00:32] <lemon-rev> zelda how long ago did you pay for your mc
#67 [00:32] <Shrmn> Thank he means its own cert not marks
#68 [00:32] <Shrmn> think*
#69 [00:32] <zelda> huh?
#70 [00:33] <xales> zelda: Did you buy Minecraft?
#71 [00:33] <Shrmn> Sorry zelda, different issue
#72 [00:33] <zelda> oh i bought it today on another computter but i he link thingy
#73 [00:33] <zelda> clicked*
#74 [00:33] <xales> It can take time for the payment to process
#75 [00:33] <Shrmn> http://mibpaste.com/BEN0kf This is the java error I get now Lemon
#76 [00:33] <xales> Sometimes 24 hours
#77 [00:34] <zelda> oh so what if it doesent work tommoro
#78 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - Could you try downloading this:
#79 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13338072/lwjgl-cert
#80 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> And using the import function in the certificates window of java
#81 [00:34] <lemon-rev> thanks shrmn
#82 [00:34] <zelda> whaats that stuff
#83 [00:34] <xales> zelda: If it still doesnt' work, check with your financial institution to ensure the payment was successful and is no longer pending
#84 [00:34] <Shrmn> what do I do with it?
#85 [00:34] <Shrmn> ah nvm
#86 [00:35] <xales> and it is for someone else, which would be why it is prefixed with someone elses name
#87 [00:35] <xales> ._
#88 [00:35] <xales> ._.*
#89 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> Once you download it, go to you control panel -> java -> security -> certificates -> import
#90 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> And select that file
#91 [00:35] <zelda> thanks are you guys real people
#92 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> We're all bots
#93 [00:35] <Lunamon> ^
#94 [00:35] <zelda> whats that?
#95 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Highly intelligent bots, programmed to answer questions.
#96 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Our Masters are away at the moment.
#97 [00:36] <zelda> no your not lol
#98 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Yes we are
#99 [00:36] * Lunamon is not an intelligent bot
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#100 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Lunamon's part of the work crew, he gets the menial jobs.
#101 [00:36] <zelda> who programed you
#102 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> Linus.
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#104 [00:37] <Blynky> Processing...
#105 [00:37] <Shrmn> So that didnt change the error
#106 [00:37] <Blynky> Loading...
#107 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - Bah.
#108 [00:37] <Blynky> Processing some more...
#109 [00:37] <zelda> do you guys ever talk to each other?
#110 [00:37] <Blynky> i am processing a comment to someone else right now
#111 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> We're bots, we're of one mind.
#112 [00:37] <Blynky> eheh
#113 [00:38] <zelda> of one mind?
#114 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
#115 [00:38] <Blynky> the hive mind
#116 [00:38] <zelda> what does that mean
#117 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> We think as one, abeit having seperate bodies.
#118 [00:38] <Blynky> and we make honey on weekends
#119 [00:38] <zelda> shut up yall are fuckin
#120 [00:39] <zelda> with me
#121 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> I assure you, we are bots.
#122 [00:39] <zelda> really?\
#123 [00:39] <Blynky> Processing verbal infraction...
#124 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
#125 [00:39] <zelda> hmm are you girls or guys
#126 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> We are bots, we have no gender.
#127 [00:39] <Shrmn> Grey is both
#128 [00:39] <zelda> do you have big tits?
#129 [00:39] <zelda> :)
#130 [00:39] <Blynky> I might be hiding a metal weiner somewhere around here though..
#131 [00:40] <zelda> oh ok well bie
#132 [00:40] <Blynky> just sayin'
#133 [00:40] <Blynky> come on back soon
#134 [00:40] <Shrmn> Someone get me Notch's number
#135 [00:40] <Shrmn> Im calling him about this right now
#136 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> Bah, I'm flummoxed, I can't figure out why Shrmn's computer isn't liking the java cert
#137 [00:43] <xales> win/profile?
#138 [00:43] * GreyVulpine pushes xales in front
#138 [00:44] <xales> :(
#139 [00:44] <Shrmn> Lol
#140 [00:44] <xales> Shrmn: Did I have you try making a new user account already?
#141 [00:44] <Shrmn> Yes
#142 [00:44] <Shrmn> I could try again. Admin account I assume?
#143 [00:45] <xales> yeah
#144 [00:45] * xales pushes Kealper in front now
#144 [00:45] <Blynky> musical support staff
#145 [00:47] <Kealper> rawr
#146 [00:47] <Kealper> sorry...
#147 [00:47] * Kealper rawrs
#147 [00:48] <Shrmn> so yeah
#148 [00:48] <VoxelHead> bye pwnus
#149 [00:48] <Shrmn> that reverted back to the original bad lwgjl.dll or whatever it was error
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#151 [00:51] <mib_1dfq6v> Why does intenet explorer say there was a prolem connecting when I choose In Browser?
#152 [00:51] <VoxelHead> Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
#153 [00:51] <lemon-rev> vox, shut up
#154 [00:52] * VoxelHead stamps foot
#154 [00:52] <VoxelHead> *sulk*
#155 [00:52] <mib_1dfq6v> ?
#156 [00:52] <Shrmn> Alright GreyVulpine, assuming its the new install of windows, is it possible I have a windows component or service not installed it might need?
#157 [00:53] <lemon-rev> its a bot, forgeti ti
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#159 [00:54] <Shrmn> mib_1dfq6v: I have heard these guys say it to about 5 or 6 different people today. Use a different browser such as firefox or chrome
#160 [00:54] <mib_1dfq6v> Why does intenet explorer say there was a prolem connecting when I choose In Browser?
#161 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn - I don't know, I don't think I've heard of this issue occuring with a new install of windows here.
#162 [00:55] <lemon-rev> one of your browsers is blocking the connection thats why
#163 [00:55] <Shrmn> #bothelp
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#165 [00:56] <mib_1dfq6v> All I have is I.E. Does the Filter need to be off or somethin?
#166 [00:56] <Ekzaps> Hi everyone
#167 [00:57] <lemon-rev> well if you know about the filter maybe it could be stopping you yes
#168 [00:57] <lemon-rev> ekzaps yes ?
#169 [00:57] <Spencer> I have kind of an odd question. I bought the game under one player name, but i've been playing on a particular server with a different name. is there any way i can change my name so they match?
#170 [00:57] <Ekzaps> Anyone can help me to get my game working please ? Everytime I press login, I get a black screen and nothing after
#171 [00:57] <xales> ??> Ekzaps win/reinst
#172 [00:57] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#173 [00:57] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#174 [00:57] <xales> Spencer: Nope, sorry
#175 [00:57] <Ekzaps> I tried to delete bin folder and force update
#176 [00:57] <Ekzaps> but nothing
#177 [00:57] <Shrmn> Lol welcome to my worl buddy. Glad to have company
#178 [00:58] <Shrmn> Lol
#179 [00:58] <Spencer> okay, thanks
#180 [00:58] <lemon-rev> ekzaps reinstall java. java.com
#181 [00:58] <Ekzaps> but I can play in browser...
#182 [00:58] <Shrmn> Aww dont go doing that to me, it just isn't nice
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#184 [00:59] <lemon-rev> shrmn can you play via browser ?
#185 [00:59] <panitaliemom> Could someone help me please
#186 [00:59] <xales> panitaliemom: With...?
#187 [00:59] <lemon-rev> maybe, we cant read minds
#188 [01:00] <panitaliemom> I have just bought minecraft and it's saying I haven't purchased?
#189 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#190 [01:01] <lemon-rev> panital it can take 24 hours for payment to go though
#191 [01:01] <panitaliemom> Ok, thanks.
#192 [01:01] <lemon-rev> grey mayhap put on voxes head as well ?
#193 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> It sorta kinda is, but the entry is too long
#194 [01:02] <lemon-rev> doh
#195 [01:02] <Shrmn> Lemon-rev: Nope sure cant, white screen
#196 [01:02] <lemon-rev> where
#197 [01:02] <lemon-rev> after login ?
#198 [01:03] <Shrmn> yeah
#199 [01:03] <Shrmn> same place I get black screen on exe
#200 [01:03] <lemon-rev> i see
#201 [01:03] <lemon-rev> i think maybe your java is blocking it self from running
#202 [01:03] <Shrmn> I looked up my error on google and found something stating to add permissions to the java.policy
#203 [01:03] <Shrmn> Anybody know how and where that is
#204 [01:03] <lemon-rev> ok
#205 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> .. have no idea what that means Shrmn
#206 [01:04] <lemon-rev> http://download.oracle.com/javase/1.4.2/docs/guide/security/permissions.html
#207 [01:04] <Shrmn> http://miburl.com/NYR7V6 Maybe this can help one of you more then I
#208 [01:06] <Shrmn> Bit lost by that Lemon. Is this something the developer should have added or something I need to create?
#209 [01:06] <Ekzaps> I'll try to reinstall java, I'll come back another day if it doesn't work
#210 [01:06] <Ekzaps> Cya and ty
#211 [01:06] <lemon-rev> hum
#212 [01:06] <lemon-rev> more like a line to use before loading minecraft
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#214 [01:08] <mib_1dfq6v> Thanks much Lemon. Your awesome
#215 [01:10] <lemon-rev> ?
#216 [01:10] <lemon-rev> lol
#217 [01:10] <lemon-rev> what i do ?
#218 [01:10] <lemon-rev> lol
#219 [01:10] <Shrmn> Ok so Grey and Lemon: I think by fixing the lwjgl.dll files by getting them from lwjgl.com messed up the permissions Notch had in his files
#220 [01:11] <lemon-rev> shrmn / start / settings / control pannel / java < i wanta see under the advanced tab if you have boxes ticked in default java for browsers yea ?
#221 [01:11] <Shrmn> From what I read
#222 [01:11] <lemon-rev> wow
#223 [01:11] <lemon-rev> ok
#224 [01:11] <Shrmn> and yes both are checked
#225 [01:11] <lemon-rev> thanks
#226 [01:12] <Shrmn> that being firefox and ie since chrome isnt listed
#227 [01:12] <lemon-rev> fair enough
#228 [01:12] <lemon-rev> just seeing other options in that same list
#229 [01:12] <Shrmn> so that puts me back to the original error saying that it couldnt access the library of lwjgl.dll with Notch's version and why that error has come up
#230 [01:13] <Shrmn> assuming the permissions are screwed from attempting to fix that error
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#232 [01:13] <lemon-rev> the error you posted before, came up with little explination other form that lwjgl.dll file thing you got and tryed
#233 [01:14] <lemon-rev> and also an access denial
#234 [01:14] <lemon-rev> thats why im just chekcing to see if i might beable to help you with this since im also running xp
#235 [01:15] <lemon-rev> shrmn only thing i can think of doing now is running with you the security general settings in java and seeing which ones you dont have ticked
#236 [01:17] <Shrmn> Is it possible to dl an earlier version of java?
#237 [01:17] <lemon-rev> hm, it could be since lots of places have an eariler version of soemthing
#238 [01:17] <Shrmn> What version are you running on your xp box?
#239 [01:18] <Shrmn> Im assuming 1.6.0_24 if my theory is correct
#240 [01:18] <lemon-rev> 1.6.0._025
#241 [01:18] <Shrmn> of course you are, damn you
#242 [01:18] <lemon-rev> and i updated my hava to recent
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#244 [01:19] <lemon-rev> just this morning
#245 [01:19] <Shrmn> well my friend had no problem running it on his xp but he has 024
#246 [01:19] <Shrmn> so was hopping this update batched the minecraft code someway
#247 [01:19] <lemon-rev> hm
#248 [01:19] <lemon-rev> shrmn so do you have _25 vers ?
#249 [01:19] <Shrmn> yes
#250 [01:20] <lemon-rev> ok
#251 [01:20] <Shrmn> ok so your idea then
#252 [01:20] <Shrmn> debug nothing checked
#253 [01:20] <Shrmn> java console show console checked
#254 [01:21] <Shrmn> java plugin enable checked
#255 [01:21] <Shrmn> shortcut creation promt user if hinted checked
#256 [01:21] <Shrmn> jnlp file promt user checked
#257 [01:21] <Shrmn> jre auto dl always checked
#258 [01:21] <Shrmn> erm.....
#259 [01:22] <Shrmn> security>general all checked but show site cert, check cert for revocation, enable online cert val, and use ssl 2.0 comp
#260 [01:22] <lemon-rev> 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,11,12,13,15,16 < those numbers are what boxes are checked in mine under security general
#261 [01:22] <corinanth> ummm i think i found a bug in the new 1.6
#262 [01:22] <VoxelHead> :-)
#263 [01:23] <Shrmn> ok same
#264 [01:23] <corinanth> torches cant be placed on trees anymore and this is kinda needed as a saftey feature
#265 [01:23] <lemon-rev> the rest of the boxes shrmn arnt ticked
#266 [01:23] <Shrmn> right same here
#267 [01:23] <lemon-rev> ok
#268 [01:23] <Shrmn> moxed code it enabled
#269 [01:23] <Shrmn> show warning if needed
#270 [01:24] <lemon-rev> hm
#271 [01:24] <lemon-rev> ok
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#274 [01:24] <lemon-rev> well if all is well on that then, ima lost to see why your still getting what your getting unless say antivirus is blocking your program
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#276 [01:26] <Shrmn> unfortunatly I havent had the chance to install anything back on here yet
#277 [01:26] <Shrmn> only firewall running is my routers SPI firewall which I tried disabling earlier
#278 [01:27] <lemon-rev> well hm, i see
#279 [01:27] <lemon-rev> can you check your firewall isnt blocking minecraft, ie not router im talking windows section
#280 [01:28] <Shrmn> its off
#281 [01:28] <lemon-rev> k
#282 [01:29] <lemon-rev> yup, so what folders do you have in say the.minecraft directory if anything at all ?
#283 [01:29] <Shrmn> erm let me check something with you going back to firewall a sec
#284 [01:29] <lemon-rev> k
#285 [01:29] <Shrmn> can you go to control panel>security center and open windows fire wall
#286 [01:30] <It> corinanth, go outside and try placing a flashlight in a tree.
#287 [01:30] <Shrmn> then advanced and select your connection then click settings
#288 [01:30] <It> you ,ust put it on the surface
#289 [01:30] <Shrmn> do you have anything checked?
#290 [01:30] <lemon-rev> ok
#291 [01:30] * corinanth duct tapes it to a branch and flips you off
#291 [01:30] <lemon-rev> i have exceptions for all my pc games
#292 [01:31] <lemon-rev> all with ticks
#293 [01:31] <lemon-rev> under that tab
#294 [01:31] <lemon-rev> general i have off
#295 [01:31] <It> well, you can di it in minecraft, as soon as you craft some duct tape
#296 [01:31] <It> owait
#297 [01:31] <Shrmn> in your advanced tab it shows connections right and you can click settings?
#298 [01:32] <corinanth> no matter how you justify it torches in trees is a vanity thing and thats all it was and can ever be there was no need to fix it.
#299 [01:32] <lemon-rev> under that , no ticks in both widnows
#300 [01:32] <Shrmn> ok nvm then mine is same
#301 [01:32] <corinanth> where do you draw the line between making a survival based CREATIVITY toy
#302 [01:32] <corinanth> and stifiling the users ability to do really cool and intuitive things just because it is slight unrealistic
#303 [01:33] <Shrmn> so .minecraft>bin>natives
#304 [01:33] <corinanth> what happens when notch tries to stop you from building in the air good bie sky castles hello boring landscape
#305 [01:33] <lemon-rev> shrmn anything inside that folder ?
#306 [01:33] <corinanth> just pointing out that he is not using common sense in what he does and does not fix
#307 [01:34] <Shrmn> 8 dll files
#308 [01:34] <corinanth> bugs are the only way to make some of those really cool megabuilds you see on youtube
#309 [01:34] <It> the only reason you could ever do it is because you were playing on fast, not fancy
#310 [01:34] <Shrmn> bin has 4 jar files and 2 unknowns
#311 [01:34] <corinanth> and alot of people switch modes to do it
#312 [01:34] <It> it was never supposed to work like that
#313 [01:34] <corinanth> it stop trolling
#314 [01:34] <lemon-rev> shrmn if you delete that folder and relunch mc , will it download files again ?
#315 [01:34] <It> well, now it works as intended
#316 [01:34] <Shrmn> Yep
#317 [01:34] <corinanth> it has become a respected part of the game that is now gone
#318 [01:34] <It> that's why its on the "fixed bugs" list on notch's blog
#319 [01:35] <lemon-rev> ok, can you do that for me just for shits and giggles
#320 [01:35] <It> kind of like old minecart boosters
#321 [01:35] <corinanth> thats different
#322 [01:35] <Shrmn> want me to launch from exe or web to dl?
#323 [01:35] <It> also a bug that people relied on, but nonetheless, a bug
#324 [01:35] <corinanth> torches on trees are harmless and cant be exploited
#325 [01:35] <lemon-rev> want you to lunch the exe
#326 [01:35] <lemon-rev> yea
#327 [01:35] <It> you could always put them on the ground
#328 [01:36] <Shrmn> ok
#329 [01:36] <corinanth> stifeling creativity while encouraging players to expiriment than taking away the cool stuff
#330 [01:36] <It> seeing as mobs cant spawn in trees anyway
#331 [01:36] <corinanth> yes they can
#332 [01:36] <corinanth> unless he fixed that too
#333 [01:36] <It> they sometimes do in smp
#334 [01:36] <corinanth> that woudl be good
#335 [01:36] <Shrmn> same files are back and still black screen
#336 [01:36] <It> but in ssp, it only happened if you played with fast graphics
#337 [01:36] <lemon-rev> hm,
#338 [01:37] <It> the primary difference between fast and fancy is that on fast, leaves are opaque for rendering purposes, and on fancy, they're not
#339 [01:37] <Shrmn> lemon, do you run 32 bit or 64?
#340 [01:37] <lemon-rev> shrmn how long does it take to download files
#341 [01:37] <It> you cant place torches on transparent blocks
#342 [01:37] <lemon-rev> im running 32 bit
#343 [01:37] <Shrmn> ok
#344 [01:37] <It> and also, mobs cant spawn on them either
#345 [01:37] <Shrmn> pretty quickly
#346 [01:38] <Shrmn> Just to check my files are dling correctly, whats your .minecraft file size?
#347 [01:38] <lemon-rev> ok give me tick
#348 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> Should be around 40 some megs?
#349 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> roughly?
#350 [01:39] <lemon-rev> lol mines 115 meg cause of all the maps lol
#351 [01:39] <lemon-rev> hangon
#352 [01:39] <Shrmn> oh thats with your saves though right
#353 [01:39] <lemon-rev> ok
#354 [01:39] <Shrmn> cause I am only at 3.38 with no maps
#355 [01:39] <lemon-rev> with out the saves directory and only the folders selected 44.3 meg
#356 [01:40] <Shrmn> Hmm
#357 [01:40] <Shrmn> thats odd
#358 [01:40] <VoxelHead> thats odd... thodd
#359 [01:40] <Shrmn> my file is way too small
#360 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> Your minecraft folder isn't getting all the files, hmm
#361 [01:40] <lemon-rev> sounds like its not downloading all the files
#362 [01:40] <Shrmn> ive got 15 files 2 folders it says
#363 [01:40] <lemon-rev> hm,
#364 [01:41] <lemon-rev> should have say
#365 [01:41] <Shrmn> well......also I havent been able to launch at all, does that make a difference?
#366 [01:41] <lemon-rev> folders / bin / resources / saves / screenshots / stats / texturepacks
#367 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> well, not having all the files would explain the black/white screen issue
#368 [01:41] <Shrmn> wouldnt some of those be created with launch though?
#369 [01:42] <lemon-rev> i belive so
#370 [01:42] <Shrmn> wonder if I can find a dl minecraft file that can just be updated
#371 [01:42] <lemon-rev> ok shrmn in my bin directory i have 3.38 meg
#372 [01:42] <lemon-rev> alone
#373 [01:43] <Shrmn> same here
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#376 [01:45] <lemon-rev> shrmn you got a resource directory ?
#377 [01:46] <Shrmn> No
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#380 [01:46] <Shrmn> Im trying to dl a 1.5 version folder right now. See if I can update that and play
#381 [01:46] <lemon-rev> ok
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#383 [01:48] <Shrmn> how can I get rid of his mods?
#384 [01:48] <Shrmn> is it possible out of game?
#385 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Can't really, not without getting a completely vanilla minecraft.jar
#386 [01:48] * xales kicked Lunamon from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh, no)
#387 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#388 [01:49] <Shrmn> still black screens after update with his file
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#390 [01:50] <pachuco> i have a relatively fast computer with 4 gigs of ram but minecraft runs really slow
#391 [01:50] <xales> Graphics card?
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#393 [01:51] <pachuco> i dont know
#394 [01:51] <pachuco> its a desktop with windows 7 if thats any help
#395 [01:53] <Shrmn> so taking a bin folder from a vanilla 1.5 and updating still didnt work
#396 [01:53] <xales> ??> pachuco win/dxdiag
#397 [01:53] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#398 [01:53] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#399 [01:53] <lemon-rev> shrmn so your getting the box when running the exe and the web behind it about the version number correct ?
#400 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> It's gotta be some sort of network connection thing that's blocking minecraft/java from accessing those things
#401 [01:56] <Shrmn> It updates then black boxes me
#402 [01:57] <Shrmn> if I choose not to update, it still black boxes me
#403 [01:57] <VoxelHead> Choose a career.
#404 [01:58] <Shrmn> let me see if it pops same error message
#405 [01:58] <lemon-rev> k
#406 [01:58] <Shrmn> just sec, gotta find xales crazy bat file
#407 [01:59] <VoxelHead> L8r.
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#409 [02:00] <Shrmn> ok so working 1.5 bin file unupdated comes up with same error and pops a black box
#410 [02:00] <Shrmn> so I must assume its win/java related
#411 [02:01] <corinanth> if you can get it working you should upload it as a bukkit plugin too i know some people who would go looking for that
#412 [02:01] <lemon-rev> hm, cant be more than what we have tryed already
#413 [02:01] <corinanth> can voxel sniper or worldedit utilities override placement
#414 [02:01] <corinanth> gah wrong channel
#415 [02:01] <corinanth> why does this tab keep switching
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#418 [02:09] <Shrmn> anyone know what minelan is?
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#420 [02:12] <GreyVulpine> Can't say I've heard of it
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#422 [02:16] <Shrmn> crap some kind of lan tool or something. thought it was a portable launcher for minecraft
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#424 [02:22] <binkster> hello
#425 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> 'lo gov'na
#426 [02:22] <Shrmn> Stupid bot :)
#427 [02:22] <binkster> any interesting problems
#428 [02:23] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn here's got one
#429 [02:23] <binkster> WHAT IS IT
#430 [02:23] <Shrmn> Indeed
#431 [02:23] <binkster> oops lol
#432 [02:23] <VoxelHead> Doing it right: you're not doing it.
#433 [02:23] <GreyVulpine> Shrmn's trying to download minecraft on a freshly built XP box, minecraft won't download
#434 [02:23] <Shrmn> Well it did
#435 [02:23] <Shrmn> and is
#436 [02:23] <Shrmn> just doesnt run
#437 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> Well, it's not downloading all the files..
#438 [02:24] <Shrmn> java posts a library access error
#439 [02:24] <binkster> did you try reinstalling java?
#440 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> Multiple times
#441 [02:24] <Shrmn> I checked the size with Lemon, bin is same size, I just dont have the extra files it create on launch
#442 [02:24] <binkster> hmmm, and i guess you covered all of the basics then
#443 [02:24] <Shrmn> Waaaay too many times
#444 [02:24] <GreyVulpine> We've exhausted the basics on Shrmn.
#445 [02:24] <Shrmn> and the not so basic
#446 [02:24] <binkster> did u try downloading both .exe files?
#447 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> Wouldn't be "interesting" if we didn't
#448 [02:25] <Shrmn> Yep
#449 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> binkster, tried the browser, tried .exe, tried the .jar
#450 [02:25] <binkster> wow, it must be the computer then
#451 [02:25] <Shrmn> we tried the jar?
#452 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> At least, I assume it's the jar..
#453 [02:25] <binkster> you do have a graphics card correct?
#454 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> You said you tried the .bat file
#455 [02:25] <Shrmn> Yep
#456 [02:25] <Shrmn> Uh yeah the wierd named one
#457 [02:25] <GreyVulpine> What exactly did that .bat file contain?
#458 [02:26] <Shrmn> some debug thing Xale had me dl
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#460 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Oh, um..
#461 [02:26] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#461 [02:26] <Shrmn> minecraftterrortest.bat
#462 [02:26] <binkster> there shall be no shrugging in this establishment
#463 [02:26] <binkster> lol
#464 [02:26] <Shrmn> http://mibpaste.com/KrEZoO
#465 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea what that is..
#466 [02:27] <Shrmn> well there is the code for it
#467 [02:27] <binkster> if you guys dont mind me asking, what time is it where you guys are
#468 [02:27] <Shrmn> Is binkster someone who might can solve this equation?
#469 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea
#470 [02:28] <Shrmn> 2:27 am
#471 [02:28] <binkster> ahhh nice
#472 [02:28] <Shrmn> Been working on getting minecraft to work since about 10pm and thats just what I have done today
#473 [02:28] <Shrmn> :)
#474 [02:28] <VoxelHead> =)
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#476 [02:29] <Shrmn> Well Binkster, hows your java error translation?
#477 [02:29] <binkster> not good
#478 [02:29] <binkster> lol
#479 [02:29] <Shrmn> Lol then ill just crawl into a corner without minecraft before subjecting you to my crazy
#480 [02:30] <binkster> minecraft is a neccecity
#481 [02:31] <binkster> if i spelled that right
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#483 [02:31] <binkster> and i want mo creatures to update
#484 [02:31] <Shrmn> Well I have exhausted everyones knowledge and ideas to no avail
#485 [02:32] <binkster> sorry man
#486 [02:34] <binkster> i got to go, see you guys later
#487 [02:34] <binkster> o and good luck Shrmn
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#490 [02:51] <mib_rrf4uq> hello?
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#492 [02:52] <mib_rrf4uq> i cant play online with minecraft classic it says an error occured while loading the applet
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#495 [03:03] <vansguy247> hello
#496 [03:03] <vansguy247> I need help :3
#497 [03:03] <Awesomeness> -help-
#498 [03:03] <vansguy247> its like the noobiest thing in the world, no joke.
#499 [03:03] * Lunamon gives vansguy247 a can of carbonised help
#499 [03:04] <vansguy247> I was just building some shit and I placed a block wrong
#500 [03:04] <vansguy247> How do I destroy it? -.-
#501 [03:04] <Lunamon> Same way you got it?
#502 [03:04] <rev-lemon> what type of block
#503 [03:04] <Lunamon> if you're playing classic, left-click
#504 [03:04] <vansguy247> stone i think let me check
#505 [03:04] <vansguy247> im on beta
#506 [03:04] <rev-lemon> stone pick axe
#507 [03:04] <xales> Then just destroy the block..
#508 [03:04] <vansguy247> ohh
#509 [03:04] <vansguy247> -.-
#510 [03:05] <vansguy247> sorry, i just bought it :P
#511 [03:05] <rev-lemon> 2 wooden sticks and 3 cobble
#512 [03:05] <rev-lemon> ok np
#513 [03:05] <VoxelHead> Doo dee doo dedo deee do.
#514 [03:05] <rev-lemon> hahahha go vox lol
#515 [03:06] <vansguy247> wtfno work
#516 [03:06] <vansguy247> -.-
#517 [03:06] <rev-lemon> hm
#518 [03:06] <rev-lemon> did you make pic axe
#519 [03:06] <rev-lemon> ?
#520 [03:06] <vansguy247> i'm using the too many items mod, just put one in my inventory...
#521 [03:07] <rev-lemon> hm
#522 [03:07] <rev-lemon> you just brought the game and your already useing mods
#523 [03:07] <rev-lemon> stupid
#524 [03:07] <vansguy247> i've played the game before
#525 [03:07] <vansguy247> wanted to try somethign
#526 [03:07] <vansguy247> specific
#527 [03:07] <rev-lemon> i see
#528 [03:07] <vansguy247> so I decided to use a mod :p
#529 [03:08] <vansguy247> yeah, i just got a stone pickaxe..
#530 [03:08] <vansguy247> i'm right clicking..
#531 [03:08] <vansguy247> and left clicking
#532 [03:08] <vansguy247> lol :D
#533 [03:08] <rev-lemon> hm
#534 [03:08] <vansguy247> I DID IT
#535 [03:08] <rev-lemon> no clicking
#536 [03:08] <vansguy247> YAY
#537 [03:08] <vansguy247> no clicking what?
#538 [03:08] <vansguy247> lol
#539 [03:08] <xales> !tutorial
#540 [03:09] <rev-lemon> hold down the right mouse butten and wait till block gets distroyed
#541 [03:09] <vansguy247> @Aubot, i watched that and yep i just did :P
#542 [03:09] <vansguy247> clicked left mouse a couplea times
#543 [03:09] <rev-lemon> would have done nothing lol
#544 [03:09] <vansguy247> lol
#545 [03:10] <vansguy247> thanks guys!:)
#546 [03:10] <vansguy247> i.. love .. you
#547 [03:10] <vansguy247> :)
#548 [03:10] <VoxelHead> -_-
#549 [03:10] * rev-lemon eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
#549 [03:10] * rev-lemon runs for hills far far away
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#555 [03:42] <hmw> is it me, or is it a bug? Sometimes I wake up and have to fight a zombie in rooms, that were safe before
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#557 [03:48] <VoxelHead> Bye mib_1a4qjt.
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#560 [03:54] <mib_s35w2n> hello?
#561 [03:54] <Build_1> hello?
#562 [03:54] <Build_1> is anyone there
#563 [03:55] <hmw> ask something, perhaps somone knows the answer or can help
#564 [03:55] <Build_1> ok here is my problem
#565 [03:55] <Build_1> i dont have a premium account
#566 [03:55] <Build_1> i play minecraft offline
#567 [03:56] <Build_1> it stopped working a while ago
#568 [03:56] <Build_1> so i deleted it and re installed it
#569 [03:56] <hmw> buy it
#570 [03:56] <Build_1> lemme finish plz
#571 [03:56] <hmw> game wont work without logging in at least once
#572 [03:56] <Build_1> and now when i log in to play offline it says: (not downloaded)
#573 [03:56] <Build_1> help plz
#574 [03:57] <Build_1> anyone getting this problem
#575 [03:57] <Build_1> i tried everything
#576 [03:57] <hmw> you need to have bought the game in order to play offline. We cannot not help here, if you haven't payed. :-(
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#578 [03:58] <Build_1> dammit
#579 [03:58] <VoxelHead> I like them ^_^
#580 [03:59] <Build_1> but it used to work before and i didn't buy it
#581 [03:59] <Build_1> so.........
#582 [03:59] <xales> Then you were playing it illegally
#583 [03:59] <It> use the right username and password
#584 [03:59] <Build_1> no way
#585 [03:59] <xales> If you do not own it, we will not provide you with assistance
#586 [03:59] <It> whats your account name?
#587 [03:59] <Build_1> but i got it of off Minecraft.net
#588 [03:59] <Build_1> Build_1
#589 [03:59] <It> !paid build1
#590 [03:59] <It> fffff
#591 [04:00] <It> !paid build_1
#592 [04:00] <It> well
#593 [04:00] <It> you probably got the launcher online and stole the other files
#594 [04:00] <It> anyone can download the launcher and the server
#595 [04:00] <Build_1> ???
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#597 [04:01] <It> xales, kick him or something
#598 [04:01] <mariaslayer> Hello
#599 [04:01] <It> hello
#600 [04:01] <mariaslayer> need help
#601 [04:01] <xales> ?? ask
#602 [04:01] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#603 [04:01] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#604 [04:01] <mariaslayer> Okay okay, tried to be polite
#605 [04:01] <mariaslayer> sorry
#606 [04:02] <It> screw politeness lol
#607 [04:02] <It> but do try to be brief
#608 [04:02] <Build_1> but ho can i steal the other files?
#609 [04:02] <Build_1> dude legit man i just downloaded the game of off minecraft.net and it worked
#610 [04:02] <xales> not a problem, we just get numerous people on a daily basis that just say "hai guyz i r need helpz" and wait for us to prompt them
#611 [04:02] <Build_1> so no one can help me?
#612 [04:02] <Build_1> :(
#613 [04:02] <xales> Build_1: Bottom line is, the game is not free, and if you have not paid for it, then you can not play it
#614 [04:02] <mariaslayer> I didn't knew minecraft cost, so I downloaded a version and then updated it until it said "invalid bla. bla. bla." and then I bought the game, and now it still do that! What to do?
#615 [04:02] <mariaslayer> You get me?
#616 [04:02] <xales> ??> mariaslayer win/reinst
#617 [04:02] <It> force update
#618 [04:02] <VoxelHead> mariaslayer: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#619 [04:02] <VoxelHead> mariaslayer: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#620 [04:02] <Timayus> Hello, I was curious, I am not the best on finding the thigns i needo r making objects in the game (Change mind to often lol) So, is there any good program to craft with as in blueprints types, i tried MSR i think and it lags out to often
#621 [04:02] <It> ^
#622 [04:02] <Build_1> well thanks for the help
#623 [04:03] <xales> Timayus: Do you mean a list of items you can make?
#624 [04:03] <It> well, I do planning with pen and paper
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#626 [04:03] * xales isn't sure what you mean
#626 [04:03] <It> but thats probably not the solution you're looking for :P
#627 [04:03] <Timayus> I meant like a planner, lol, sorry.
#628 [04:03] <mariaslayer> thanks guys! I'll get back if it fucks up
#629 [04:03] <Timayus> Yeah, it, hehe >.> i think id break the papers id use to much erasing.
#630 [04:04] <Timayus> I was trying to find a blueprint type program, already tried the wiki for options.
#631 [04:04] <It> start general then move to details
#632 [04:04] <It> i've never heard of one
#633 [04:04] <It> doesn
#634 [04:04] <It> 't mean one doesnt exist, but I cant help there
#635 [04:04] <Timayus> Ah, if only MSR didn't lag lol tells all of whati would need >.>
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#637 [04:06] <Timayus> It: http://minecraftstructureplanner.com/ or http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/77812-minecraft-structure-planner-application/ same program diffrent links
#638 [04:06] <mib_an36a1> Hey guys, i dont rly care if im right here. Is this a "helpchat" to talk with admins :o
#639 [04:06] <hmw> Timayus: I am using paint, one pixel per block... sort of works for me
#640 [04:06] <hmw> mib_an36a1: this is a chat, where we help each other to solve technical problems with MC
#641 [04:06] <xales> mib_an36a1: What, specifically, do you need help with?
#642 [04:07] <mib_an36a1> I dont get the gift code for 1 day and im asking if this is normal
#643 [04:07] <It> we cant really help with account issues
#644 [04:07] <mib_an36a1> crap :I
#645 [04:07] <xales> Log in to minecraft.net and click Profile
#646 [04:07] <It> what method of payment did you use? some take longer
#647 [04:07] <xales> scroll to the bottom, see if it is there
#648 [04:07] <mib_an36a1> EC
#649 [04:08] <mib_an36a1> i dont geht the email for the giftcode, and in the profile it doesnt show a code
#650 [04:08] <mib_an36a1> get*
#651 [04:09] <Timayus> Thank you, everyone for the help >.> lol, may try to see if my friend has his 3d image iimporter program lol.
#652 [04:09] <xales> mib_an36a1: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#653 [04:09] <Awesomeness> Hi, does anyone need any help?
#654 [04:09] <mib_an36a1> yeah, a few hours, thats okey, but im bought it yesterday in the morning :C
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#656 [04:10] <xales> Are you sure the payment was successful?
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#658 [04:11] <funnyguy3D> hey
#659 [04:11] <xales> Hi.
#660 [04:11] <Awesomeness> Hello
#661 [04:12] <funnyguy3D> i wasn't being responded to in the main channel, and i was getting lonely
#662 [04:12] <funnyguy3D> =|
#663 [04:14] <mib_an36a1> it meant to be. but i dont know if the money was taken from the institution. it works automatically or?
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#666 [04:29] <Lykkepillen> Trying to update my client from 1.5 to 1.6 - Getting Fatal Error, 'Path-to-minecraft' (access denied)
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#668 [04:31] <Lykkepillen> -Anyone know how to fix this issue?
#669 [04:32] <xales> ??> Lykkepillen win/reinst
#670 [04:32] <VoxelHead> Lykkepillen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#671 [04:32] <VoxelHead> Lykkepillen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#673 [04:34] <Lykkepillen> Worked like a charm - Thank you!
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#676 [04:37] <pheleas_frog> minecraft does not work when i load it doe not start i dont get an error thing
#677 [04:37] <xales> What OS?
#678 [04:38] <pheleas_frog> minecraft does not load and i dont get error warning
#679 [04:38] <xales> What OS?
#680 [04:39] <pheleas_frog> OS??
#681 [04:39] <pheleas_frog> whats OS?
#682 [04:39] <xales> Operating system. Windows, Mac, Linux...
#683 [04:39] <pheleas_frog> windows
#684 [04:39] <xales> ??> pheleas_frog win/reinst
#685 [04:39] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#686 [04:39] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#687 [04:39] <pheleas_frog> thank you
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#692 [04:51] <calatalee> i select the world and than i press ok and than it does nothing anymore
#693 [04:51] <calatalee> OS = windows
#694 [04:52] <calatalee> can anyone help me?
#695 [04:52] <rev-lemon> sounds ike a currupted world
#696 [04:53] <rev-lemon> can you start a new world and test
#697 [04:53] <calatalee> ok thank you
#698 [04:53] <timayus> Okay, question, with the maps, how come i cant make diffrent maps. The ones i make even otuside of map area, isnt amking a new one, any ideas?
#699 [04:53] <rev-lemon> hm, not yet, sorry i have only made 1 map my self and its number is 0
#700 [04:54] <timayus> Yeah my first one is as well >.>
#701 [04:59] <timayus> Gah i love notch sometiems but dangit >.> lol
#702 [05:02] <timayus> Thanks though, appricated.
#703 [05:04] <gPad2002> Uh
#704 [05:04] <gPad2002> Forests aren't compact..
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#707 [05:05] <quibbit> hello, my game is so slow and when i move it does not realy give a reaction
#708 [05:06] <quibbit> OS = windows
#709 [05:06] <Blynky> when did it start
#710 [05:06] <quibbit> from the begining when i just bought it
#711 [05:06] <Blynky> what video card do you have
#712 [05:06] <quibbit> wait a sec
#713 [05:07] <hmw> quibbit: also, RAM size, CPU type+speed
#714 [05:07] <Blynky> there are some options in the video settings in-game that MAY help, like turning "fancy" graphics off and maybe opengl(?)
#715 [05:07] <quibbit> sorry im not so smart can you see it somewere fast
#716 [05:07] <Blynky> make sure something isn't running in the background on your PC, like virus scanner or other intensive things
#717 [05:08] <quibbit> no nothing is running
#718 [05:08] <gPad2002> quibbit: Use Speccy to find your hardware information
#719 [05:08] <Blynky> do you have a video card
#720 [05:08] <hmw> quibbit: maybe your PC is too old (but it must be pretty old), perhaps you need to update your Java. What CPU (type, speed) and how much RAM do you have?
#721 [05:08] <gPad2002> (Google it, piriform speccy)
#722 [05:08] <quibbit> jep
#723 [05:08] <Blynky> or is it integrated graphics
#724 [05:09] <quibbit> java updated just 2 days a go
#725 [05:09] <gPad2002> quibbit: Get speccy and tell us what it says
#726 [05:09] <quibbit> 2.52 GHz
#727 [05:09] <gPad2002> How many cores?
#728 [05:09] <quibbit> microsoft windows xp
#729 [05:09] <quibbit> 448 mb
#730 [05:10] <hmw> quibbit: really?
#731 [05:10] <quibbit> service pack 3
#732 [05:10] <hmw> quibbit: half a gig is too little ram for minecraft
#733 [05:10] <gPad2002> 448mb ram
#734 [05:10] <gPad2002> How odd
#735 [05:10] <quibbit> version 2002\
#736 [05:10] <Blynky> sounds like a cut-off 512, maybe that was HDD
#737 [05:10] <quibbit> i upgraded it it gots 8 gb memory
#738 [05:11] <gPad2002> quibbit: Are you running 32 bit or 64 bit XP?
#739 [05:11] <quibbit> 128 i think
#740 [05:11] <gPad2002> (right-click My computer, properties)
#741 [05:11] <gPad2002> Its either 32 or 64 :P
#742 [05:11] <hmw> 128xp nice
#743 [05:11] <quibbit> like i dont now
#744 [05:12] <Blynky> still need to know video card
#745 [05:12] <quibbit> 64
#746 [05:12] <gPad2002> I just told you how to check
#747 [05:12] <gPad2002> Okay
#748 [05:12] <gPad2002> Yeah
#749 [05:12] <gPad2002> Video card
#750 [05:12] <gPad2002> And how many cores your CPU has
#751 [05:12] <quibbit> i am from holland
#752 [05:12] <quibbit> 11 year my english is not great
#753 [05:12] <gPad2002> What do they speak in holland?
#754 [05:13] <gPad2002> Like, what language
#755 [05:13] <_303> dutch...
#756 [05:13] <quibbit> netherlands
#757 [05:13] <gPad2002> Oh, derp
#758 [05:13] <quibbit> yeah dutch
#759 [05:13] <gPad2002> Wheres the translation bot?
#760 [05:13] <quibbit> ??
#761 [05:13] <_303> I can bring
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#763 [05:13] <hmw> quibbit: sprichst du vielleicht deutsch?
#764 [05:13] <ShaRose> netherlands? Ironically, I have just having issues with that.
#765 [05:13] <gPad2002> Might be useful
#766 [05:14] <Blynky> they actually teach children english in other languages
#767 [05:14] <ShaRose> was just*
#768 [05:14] <_303> .tr en nl they actually teach children english in other languages
#769 [05:14] <Bukkingham> _303: ze daadwerkelijk kinderen leren Engels in andere talen
#770 [05:14] <gPad2002> Excellent
#771 [05:14] <quibbit> yur translater sucks do you know
#772 [05:14] <gPad2002> Probably
#773 [05:14] <ShaRose> Ultimate Deployment Appliance picks dutch as default language, along with a bunch of other terrible default stuff.
#774 [05:14] <quibbit> it is the worst dutch ever but its fine
#775 [05:14] <gPad2002> .tr en nl It's all we have. Use ".tr nl en message" to use it
#776 [05:15] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: Het is alles wat we hebben. Gebruik ". Tr nl en bericht" om het te gebruiken
#777 [05:15] <quibbit> okay
#778 [05:15] <Blynky> lol
#779 [05:15] <gPad2002> :P
#780 [05:15] <Blynky> worst dutch like... EVAR!!
#781 [05:15] <quibbit> Tr nl hallo
#782 [05:15] <quibbit> fail
#783 [05:15] * Blynky flails about.
#783 [05:15] <gPad2002> .tr nl en ha
#784 [05:15] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: ha
#785 [05:15] <gPad2002> like that
#786 [05:16] <gPad2002> .tr nl en hallo
#787 [05:16] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: hello
#788 [05:16] <ShaRose> .tr en nl This translator is worth it's weight in gold. And since it is just an array of digital bits, that would be nothing.
#789 [05:16] <Bukkingham> ShaRose: Deze vertaler is de moeite waard zijn gewicht in goud. En aangezien het is gewoon een array van digitale bits, dat zou niets.
#790 [05:16] <ShaRose> quibbit how was that
#791 [05:16] <quibbit> haHA
#792 [05:16] <quibbit> strange
#793 [05:16] <ShaRose> transalation party~~~~
#794 [05:16] <gPad2002> .tr en nl We still need to know how many cores your CPU has
#795 [05:16] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: We moeten nog steeds om te weten hoeveel cores je cpu heeft
#796 [05:16] <ShaRose> I'm curious
#797 [05:17] <ShaRose> .tr nl en Deze vertaler is de moeite waard zijn gewicht in goud. En aangezien het is gewoon een array van digitale bits, dat zou niets.
#798 [05:17] <Bukkingham> ShaRose: This translator is worth its weight in gold. And since it's just an array of digital bits, which would not.
#799 [05:17] <quibbit> ok
#800 [05:17] <ShaRose> eh not TOO bad
#801 [05:17] <gPad2002> I've seen worse.
#802 [05:17] <quibbit> jep
#803 [05:17] <gPad2002> .tr nl en jep
#804 [05:17] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: yep
#805 [05:17] <quibbit> but where do you see the cores
#806 [05:17] <gPad2002> Uh
#807 [05:18] <Blynky> inside the apple
#808 [05:18] <quibbit> ??
#809 [05:18] <quibbit> apple windows
#810 [05:18] <gPad2002> Speccy
#811 [05:18] <ShaRose> ctrl + shift + escape, click the preformance tab
#812 [05:18] <gPad2002> ^
#813 [05:18] <quibbit> ok
#814 [05:19] <gPad2002> .tr en nl count the boxes in the first line, not including the one on the
#815 [05:19] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: de telling van de vakken in de eerste lijn, niet met inbegrip van de een op de
#816 [05:19] <gPad2002> Fail
#817 [05:19] <gPad2002> .tr en nl left*
#818 [05:19] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: links *
#819 [05:19] <quibbit> left and than what
#820 [05:20] <gPad2002> .tr en nl Count the boxes in the first line, not including the one on the left
#821 [05:20] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: Tellen de vakken in de eerste lijn, niet met inbegrip van de een op de linker
#822 [05:20] <quibbit> wich boxes
#823 [05:20] <quibbit> can it be 4
#824 [05:20] <gPad2002> CTRL+SHIFT+ESC
#825 [05:21] <gPad2002> performance tab
#826 [05:21] <gPad2002> Yes it can
#827 [05:21] <quibbit> Tr nl taakbeheer
#828 [05:21] <gPad2002> .tr nl en taalbeheer
#829 [05:21] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: language management
#830 [05:21] <gPad2002> Fail
#831 [05:21] <gPad2002> Typo
#832 [05:21] <quibbit> nope taakkkkbeheer
#833 [05:21] <gPad2002> .tr nl en taakbeheer
#834 [05:21] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: Job Management
#835 [05:22] <quibbit> taakbeheer
#836 [05:22] <quibbit> yes that stuff
#837 [05:22] <gPad2002> .tr en n
#838 [05:22] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: (fr) in n
#839 [05:22] <gPad2002> .tr en n
#840 [05:22] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: (fr) in n
#841 [05:22] <gPad2002> Fuu
#842 [05:22] <gPad2002> .tr en nl Performance
#843 [05:22] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: Prestaties
#844 [05:22] <quibbit> ok and now
#845 [05:22] <gPad2002> Count the boxes
#846 [05:22] <quibbit> 2?
#847 [05:22] <gPad2002> Okay
#848 [05:23] <gPad2002> Dual core
#849 [05:23] <quibbit> or 4
#850 [05:23] <gPad2002> Alright
#851 [05:23] <gPad2002> Ner
#852 [05:23] <gPad2002> Its good enough anyway
#853 [05:23] <quibbit> there is cpu and wisselbestand
#854 [05:23] <gPad2002> .tr en nl We need to know what video card you have, and how much memory it has
#855 [05:23] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: We moeten weten welke video kaart je hebt, en hoeveel geheugen het heeft
#856 [05:24] <quibbit> i know i know but where do i see it
#857 [05:24] <gPad2002> .google speccy
#858 [05:24] <gPad2002> Grr
#859 [05:24] <quibbit> speccy?
#860 [05:24] <gPad2002> Yeah
#861 [05:24] <quibbit> so i search in google speccy
#862 [05:24] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: http://www.piriform.com/speccy -- Speccy - System Information - Free Download: "Piriform - Authors of the hugely popular software CCleaner, Defraggler, Recuva and Speccy."
#863 [05:25] <quibbit> thjank you
#864 [05:25] <quibbit> must i download it?
#865 [05:25] <gPad2002> Yes
#866 [05:25] <quibbit> i costs 20 dollars
#867 [05:25] <gPad2002> It does not
#868 [05:26] <gPad2002> Its free
#869 [05:26] <gPad2002> http://piriform.com/speccy/download
#870 [05:26] <gPad2002> ~title
#871 [05:26] <McPlusPlus> "Speccy - Download" (http://is.gd/Rwos7a)
#872 [05:26] <quibbit> huh but it ok ty
#873 [05:26] <quibbit> it says Speccy - Priority Support (€19.95)
#874 [05:26] <gPad2002> DopeGhoti: maybe we should add that to vox
#875 [05:26] <gPad2002> quibbit: You dont need that
#876 [05:27] <gPad2002> Just download it
#877 [05:27] <quibbit> this? Version 1.10.248 (3,530 kb)
#878 [05:27] <gPad2002> Yeah
#879 [05:27] <gPad2002> http://www.piriform.com/speccy/download/standard
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#882 [05:28] <mib_ynb3hq> Hey
#883 [05:28] <gPad2002> Sup
#884 [05:28] <Blynky> hi
#885 [05:29] <quibbit> so im getting a mail now
#886 [05:29] <mib_ynb3hq> I was trying to install a mod and I tried launching MC but it was just a blank screen. So I deleted everything (except the worlds, data and all that).. Now whenever I try logging in it says "Not downloaded"
#887 [05:29] <gPad2002> Windows?
#888 [05:29] <gPad2002> mib_ynb3hq: ^
#889 [05:29] <mib_ynb3hq> 7 Home Basic
#890 [05:29] <gPad2002> ?? win/reinst
#891 [05:29] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#892 [05:29] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#893 [05:30] <mib_ynb3hq> I did that
#894 [05:30] <quibbit> i did it too
#895 [05:30] <mib_ynb3hq> I deleted everything but saves but it just says "not downloaded"
#896 [05:30] <mib_ynb3hq> I tried redownload MC multiple times
#897 [05:30] <gPad2002> H,,
#898 [05:30] <gPad2002> Hmm*
#899 [05:30] <mib_ynb3hq> I've never experienced this
#900 [05:30] <mib_ynb3hq> Usually it replaces everything when I relaunch
#901 [05:31] <gPad2002> Try playing from the browser
#902 [05:31] <gPad2002> It might do it then
#903 [05:31] <quibbit> ok did it download?
#904 [05:31] <gPad2002> quibbit: Did you install speccy?
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#906 [05:31] <mib_ynb3hq> I'll try playing in browser one sec
#907 [05:31] <Blynky> mib: do you have firewall software running
#908 [05:31] <quibbit> think so it said i will get a mail about it
#909 [05:31] <gPad2002> Ok, then check your mail
#910 [05:32] <quibbit> nothing yet
#911 [05:32] <gPad2002> Okay
#912 [05:32] <gPad2002> I need to brb, getting up (still in bed)
#913 [05:32] <mib_ynb3hq> Aha that did it. Thanks a ton <3
#914 [05:32] <gPad2002> No prob :P
#915 [05:32] <Blynky> playing int he browser installs mc locally?
#916 [05:33] <gPad2002> Yup
#917 [05:33] <Blynky> huh.
#918 [05:33] <quibbit> is this your job to help people
#919 [05:33] <quibbit> do you get payd
#920 [05:33] <gPad2002> The launcher just emulates the website
#921 [05:33] <quibbit> ?
#922 [05:33] <gPad2002> quibbit: No, we don't
#923 [05:33] <gPad2002> This is free, community support
#924 [05:33] <quibbit> thank you
#925 [05:33] <gPad2002> :P
#926 [05:33] <quibbit> but still no mail
#927 [05:33] <gPad2002> Now, I'll be right back
#928 [05:33] <quibbit> and still dont know the video card
#929 [05:34] <gPad2002> Then I'll get you a decent link
#930 [05:34] <gPad2002> .tr en nl Be right back
#931 [05:34] <Bukkingham> gPad2002: Ben zo terug
#932 [05:34] <quibbit> ok
#933 [05:34] <quibbit> :D
#934 [05:34] <quibbit> yay a smiley
#935 [05:34] <quibbit> :P
#936 [05:34] <quibbit> lol
#937 [05:36] <quibbit> but i cant play it but my friend with a dumb old laptop can strange
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#940 [05:39] <chipper> Hi I'm new to minecraft and I was wondering if anyone could help me with my worlds.
#941 [05:40] <_303> what's the problem?
#942 [05:40] <Awesomeness> ?
#943 [05:40] <Blynky> what in the world is the problem
#944 [05:40] <Blynky> *snort*
#945 [05:40] <chipper> I made a world saved it and played it a few times then a few days ago it just wasn't there.
#946 [05:41] <Blynky> are there other worlds in your list?
#947 [05:41] <chipper> I made another one and it did the exact same thing.
#948 [05:41] <chipper> No I only made one
#949 [05:42] <Blynky> hrm they really shouldn't disappear on their own
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#951 [05:42] <_303> ?? nullsave
#952 [05:42] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#953 [05:42] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#954 [05:42] <quibbit> lol still still 0 mails :(
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#956 [05:43] <Blynky> you could have taken the side of your PC off and shined a flashlight in there to find out your video card by now :p
#957 [05:44] <quibbit> ye mayby
#958 [05:44] <quibbit> but than my parents will be like what on earth are you doeing
#959 [05:45] <quibbit> with your pc
#960 [05:45] <Blynky> if you right click on the desktop, is there an option that says NVIDIA Control Panel...
#961 [05:46] <Blynky> or ATI anything
#962 [05:46] <quibbit> urm what is your dektop
#963 [05:46] <quibbit> tr nl desktop
#964 [05:47] <Blynky> if you minimize all windows
#965 [05:47] <Blynky> the desktop is what's left
#966 [05:47] <quibbit> ye
#967 [05:47] <Blynky> where icons are, and your wallpaper
#968 [05:47] <quibbit> ye
#969 [05:48] <Blynky> or if there isn't, is there a Personalize option
#970 [05:49] <quibbit> color qaulity = 32 bits
#971 [05:49] <Blynky> when i click that (vista64), i can then select Display Settings to open another window (also accessible through the control panel likely)
#972 [05:49] <quibbit> tr nl please
#973 [05:50] <g> okay
#974 [05:50] <g> I'm back
#975 [05:50] <quibbit> tr nl when i click that (vista64), i can then select Display Settings to open another window (also accessible through the control panel likely)
#976 [05:50] <quibbit> can anyone do that
#977 [05:51] <g> .tr en nl when i click that (vista64), i can then select Display Settings to open another window (also accessible through the control panel likely)
#978 [05:51] <Bukkingham> g: als ik klik dat (vista64), i kan dan Display Settings kiezen om een ​​ander venster open (ook toegankelijk via het bedieningspaneel waarschijnlijk)
#979 [05:51] <g> also, http://www.filehippo.com/download_speccy
#980 [05:51] <g> ~title
#981 [05:51] <McPlusPlus> "Download Speccy 1.10.248 - FileHippo.com" (http://is.gd/QFzAxQ)
#982 [05:51] <g> there's a button that says
#983 [05:51] <g> "Download Latest Version" on the -->
#984 [05:53] <Blynky> i think he was stuck on getting speccy
#985 [05:54] <g> I just downloaded it
#986 [05:54] <g> that works :P
#987 [05:54] <quibbit> download this= THE ALL NEW
#988 [05:54] <quibbit> fail
#989 [05:54] <Blynky> i was attempting to get him into the display settings :p
#990 [05:54] <g> that won't tell us much
#991 [05:54] <quibbit> Registry ReviverRegistry Reviver is an advanced registry cleaner and system optimization tool that cleans, repairs and optimizes your PC to minimize seizures and crashes. With Registry Reviver, you will see an immediate increase in PC performance and a decrease in crashes
#992 [05:55] <quibbit> download that
#993 [05:55] <Blynky> nah, i was just tryign to see if he was using integrated graphics.
#994 [05:55] <quibbit> ==
#995 [05:55] <Blynky> not sure how well they perform even tho
#996 [05:56] <quibbit> WTF
#997 [05:57] <g> ?
#998 [05:57] <Blynky> smatterchoo
#999 [05:57] <quibbit> did it download
#1000 [05:57] <quibbit> on my minecraft file=
#1001 [05:58] <g> It downloaded wherever you put it :P
#1002 [05:59] <quibbit> and i am going to the higest high schoolie thing
#1003 [05:59] <quibbit> technasium
#1004 [05:59] * g nods
#1004 [05:59] <g> an institute of technology?
#1005 [06:00] <quibbit> sowedamn i cant write
#1006 [06:00] <quibbit> anymore
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#1009 [06:01] <InfectedPhreak> !check snt.no-ip.info
#1010 [06:01] <g> lol
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#1012 [06:05] <mr_pants> are you gauys there
#1013 [06:05] <mr_pants> with the video card prob
#1014 [06:05] <mr_pants> are you there?
#1015 [06:06] <mr_pants> mu pc crasht
#1016 [06:06] <mr_pants> quibbit?
#1017 [06:06] <mr_pants> are you the guys that helpt me with the video card prob?
#1018 [06:07] <mr_pants> uhm still no mail
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#1020 [06:07] <mr_pants> and i cant see where the vid card should be inside the pc
#1021 [06:09] <Blynky> hi
#1022 [06:09] <mr_pants> o i think i knowe you
#1023 [06:09] <mr_pants> are you the guys that helpt me with the video card prob?
#1024 [06:09] <Blynky> i was trying to
#1025 [06:10] <mr_pants> ok so my pc crasht
#1026 [06:10] <mr_pants> so im back ass mr pants
#1027 [06:10] <Blynky> i see
#1028 [06:10] <mr_pants> i have 0 mail
#1029 [06:10] <Blynky> are you able to see the back of your pc?
#1030 [06:10] <Blynky> where the monitor cord connects to it
#1031 [06:10] <mr_pants> and i can open the side of my pc
#1032 [06:11] <mr_pants> but where is the vid card in that thing
#1033 [06:11] <Blynky> well if the monitor is connected to a small circuit board (card) that's plugged into a slot, then you have a video card
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#1035 [06:11] <mr_pants> 'tr nl please
#1036 [06:11] <Blynky> but if it's connected to a port that's part of the motherboard/main board, then you have 'integrated video graphics' (aka. no video card)
#1037 [06:12] <Blynky> and no video card COULD explain your poor performance with MC. someone else here might know for sure.
#1038 [06:12] <mr_pants> my monitor is connected to the back of my pc
#1039 [06:12] <Blynky> http://translate.google.com/
#1040 [06:12] <Blynky> but where specifically
#1041 [06:12] <mr_pants> with a wire
#1042 [06:13] <Blynky> but inside the pc
#1043 [06:13] <Blynky> there are slots where cards can be plugged in
#1044 [06:13] <Blynky> if your monitor is connected to one of those, that's your video card
#1045 [06:14] <Blynky> if they are all empty, no video card
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#1047 [06:14] <mr_pants> wait a sec my monitor is connected to a ............... stopcontact ..................... (nl)
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#1049 [06:14] <mr_pants> outled
#1050 [06:15] <mr_pants> onitor is conected to a outled
#1051 [06:16] <mr_pants> my monitor is conected to an outled
#1052 [06:16] <kermie> i need help please
#1053 [06:16] <kermie> java.lang.IllegalStateException: Function is not supported
#1054 [06:17] <mr_pants> well it isnt empty but mu monitor isnt conected to it
#1055 [06:17] <Blynky> it may be a non-video card
#1056 [06:17] <kermie> i have a video card
#1057 [06:17] <kermie> a very good
#1058 [06:17] <Blynky> grats
#1059 [06:18] <mr_pants> i got a video card
#1060 [06:18] <kermie> moment
#1061 [06:18] <kermie> i copy my problem
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#1063 [06:18] <mr_pants> i got a vid card
#1064 [06:18] <kermie> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 03.06.11 12:18 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_25, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode, sharing), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: GeForce 8100 / nForce 720a/PCI/SSE2/3DNOW! version 3.3.0, NVIDIA Corporation java.lang.Illegal
#1065 [06:19] <Blynky> can you read anything on the card
#1066 [06:20] <mr_pants> wait
#1067 [06:20] <kermie> mr pants
#1068 [06:20] <kermie> i know ur problem
#1069 [06:20] <mr_pants> ye?
#1070 [06:20] <kermie> u must download
#1071 [06:20] <mr_pants> what is it
#1072 [06:20] <kermie> java
#1073 [06:20] <Blynky> lol
#1074 [06:20] <Blynky> he has bad performance, but it runs
#1075 [06:20] <kermie> ok
#1076 [06:20] <mr_pants> i did update it 2 days a go mr head
#1077 [06:20] <kermie> go to
#1078 [06:20] <kermie> device manager
#1079 [06:20] <kermie> and go to graphic card
#1080 [06:21] <kermie> right click
#1081 [06:21] <kermie> update
#1082 [06:21] <mr_pants> ???? im am duth
#1083 [06:21] <Blynky> i would not do that
#1084 [06:21] <mr_pants> i read on it manufacturd 07/2007
#1085 [06:21] <kermie> i know that u gay
#1086 [06:21] <kermie> bastard
#1087 [06:21] <kermie> go to fuck ur mama
#1088 [06:21] <kermie> dumbase
#1089 [06:22] <kermie> stupid idiot
#1090 [06:22] <mr_pants> woohooo dude
#1091 [06:22] <Blynky> if you say so
#1092 [06:22] <mr_pants> blynky ignore him
#1093 [06:22] <kermie> no
#1094 [06:22] <kermie> motherfucker
#1095 [06:22] <kermie> i beat u
#1096 [06:22] <mr_pants> they are doing this to help u
#1097 [06:22] <mr_pants> they dont even get paayd
#1098 [06:22] <mr_pants> fail payd
#1099 [06:23] <mr_pants> well he is stupid
#1100 [06:23] <Blynky> anyway
#1101 [06:23] <mr_pants> uhm i can see something on the bottom of the vid card
#1102 [06:24] <Blynky> ATI or NVIDIA?
#1103 [06:24] <mr_pants> but can i just take it out?
#1104 [06:24] <Blynky> no
#1105 [06:24] <mr_pants> ok
#1106 [06:24] <Blynky> if that's all you can see, go into the Control Panel
#1107 [06:24] <mr_pants> ok
#1108 [06:24] <Blynky> in windows
#1109 [06:24] <mr_pants> ok
#1110 [06:25] <Blynky> is there a Device Manager
#1111 [06:25] <mr_pants> uhm im am translating what u said
#1112 [06:26] <mr_pants> wait a sec
#1113 [06:27] <Blynky> Menedzer urzadzen ?
#1114 [06:27] <Blynky> lol is that even dutch
#1115 [06:27] <mr_pants> nope thats german
#1116 [06:27] <Blynky> crap
#1117 [06:27] <mr_pants> haha
#1118 [06:27] <Blynky> systembeheer ?
#1119 [06:28] <mr_pants> jep thats it
#1120 [06:28] <Morrolan> "Menedzer urzadzen" is surely not german. :D
#1121 [06:28] <mr_pants> i dont know what it is russian?
#1122 [06:28] <Morrolan> Hmm, maybe. :/
#1123 [06:28] <Blynky> i'm not sure if that's the right option
#1124 [06:29] <mr_pants> ok im in systeem
#1125 [06:29] <Blynky> but you're looking for a list
#1126 [06:29] <mr_pants> but not in systeem beheer
#1127 [06:29] <mr_pants> ok i got it and now
#1128 [06:29] <Blynky> hardware?
#1129 [06:29] <Morrolan> mr_pants: Should look like this: http://www.whyguides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/device_manager.gif
#1130 [06:30] <Blynky> yes thank you
#1131 [06:30] <Blynky> and under 'Display adapters' in that list, i want you to tell us what's there!
#1132 [06:30] <mr_pants> ók sec
#1133 [06:30] <Blynky> then the mysteries of the universe shall be solved
#1134 [06:30] <mr_pants> uhm no
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#1136 [06:31] <mr_pants> tr nl display adapter
#1137 [06:33] <Blynky> Beeldschermadapter
#1138 [06:33] <mr_pants> uhm morrolan how did you do that thing
#1139 [06:33] <mr_pants> what came after Should look like this
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#1141 [06:34] <Blynky> did you look at his picture
#1142 [06:34] <mr_pants> no
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#1144 [06:34] <mr_pants> but it looks like it
#1145 [06:34] * Blynky blinks at you.
#1145 [06:34] <Blynky> how do you know if you didn't look at it
#1146 [06:34] <DocMcninja> I have a graphics problem
#1147 [06:35] <Blynky> lol
#1148 [06:35] <mr_pants> i got it
#1149 [06:35] <mr_pants> i got it
#1150 [06:35] <mr_pants> and now?
#1151 [06:35] <Blynky> need to know what is listed under 'display adapter'
#1152 [06:36] <Blynky> if you click the + next to it
#1153 [06:36] <DocMcninja> Basically, when I try to play Minecraft in browser, it just messes up
#1154 [06:36] <Blynky> what's up, doc
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#1156 [06:36] <Blynky> hrm not sure on that one. i don't think i've ever played in a browser.
#1157 [06:36] <Blynky> could try a different browser maybe
#1158 [06:36] <Blynky> or java reinstall
#1159 [06:36] <DocMcninja> pictures of the problem are here
#1160 [06:36] <DocMcninja> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/358160-weird-graphics-problem/
#1161 [06:37] <DocMcninja> I've tried in a different browser
#1162 [06:37] <Blynky> what kind of video card
#1163 [06:37] <mr_pants> VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP
#1164 [06:37] <mr_pants> thats it
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#1166 [06:37] <Blynky> that is soooooo not a video card lol
#1167 [06:37] <Blynky> sec lemme google
#1168 [06:38] <mib_c8hqnf> Hey, whats blocking me from running the server download for some reason i can only open it? I am on Windows can anyone help?? pleeeeaaassseee
#1169 [06:38] <mr_pants> The VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP is a graphics video card
#1170 [06:39] <mr_pants> blynky look The VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP is a graphics video card
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#1172 [06:40] <mr_pants> The VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP is a graphics video card
#1173 [06:40] <mib_c8hqnf> can someone ppleaase help me ive been at this for hours, perhaps i need to turn off my firewaall how do i do that
#1174 [06:40] <mr_pants> ??? google it
#1175 [06:40] <mr_pants> ps im not one of the helpers
#1176 [06:41] <mib_c8hqnf> i did but its still being blocked :?
#1177 [06:41] <mr_pants> pps i got a prob to
#1178 [06:41] <Blynky> pants
#1179 [06:41] <mr_pants> je
#1180 [06:41] <mr_pants> ye
#1181 [06:41] <Blynky> i don't think that is a video card
#1182 [06:41] <mr_pants> The VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP is a graphics video card
#1183 [06:41] <Blynky> it's providing video, but it's a chip on your motherboard
#1184 [06:41] <mr_pants> thats what i found on google
#1185 [06:41] <Blynky> which is reffered to as 'integrated graphics'
#1186 [06:41] <Blynky> and has much less power
#1187 [06:41] <mr_pants> ok sooo?
#1188 [06:41] <Blynky> than a dedicated card that pugs into one of those slots we were looking at
#1189 [06:41] <Blynky> so, in short, i suspect that you don't have enough hardware
#1190 [06:42] <Blynky> to run mc smoothly at whatever settings you are running it at
#1191 [06:42] <mr_pants> so i need to buy a video card for a few hunderd euros
#1192 [06:42] <Blynky> you can get something adequate for MC from probably a good bit less
#1193 [06:42] <mib_c8hqnf> why is my computer making me open the server file rather than run it?????????
#1194 [06:42] <Blynky> did you try right-clicking the link
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#1196 [06:43] <DocMcninja> Ok thanks Blynky
#1197 [06:43] <DocMcninja> I reinstalled java, it's working now
#1198 [06:43] <Blynky> oh nice
#1199 [06:43] <Blynky> i helped someone?
#1200 [06:43] * Blynky passes out.
#1200 [06:43] <mr_pants> ýe
#1201 [06:43] <Blynky> :p
#1202 [06:43] <mib_c8hqnf> can someone help me now then??
#1203 [06:43] <Blynky> mib: did you try rigth-clicking on the link
#1204 [06:43] <mr_pants> but what do i need to do
#1205 [06:43] <Blynky> and doing Save As or something
#1206 [06:44] <Blynky> this is from the minecraft download page?
#1207 [06:44] <mib_c8hqnf> yea i do save as but its just a file and all i can do with it is open it in winrar
#1208 [06:44] <Blynky> ohhhh
#1209 [06:44] <Blynky> you have java installed?
#1210 [06:44] <mib_c8hqnf> i need to run it
#1211 [06:44] <mib_c8hqnf> yep newest version :)
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#1213 [06:45] <Blynky> i think most people make a .bat file
#1214 [06:45] <mib_c8hqnf> any ideas??
#1215 [06:45] <mr_pants> well thanks any way blynky
#1216 [06:45] <Blynky> which is just a text file containing a few lines
#1217 [06:45] <mr_pants> i will try and confinse my dad to buy one
#1218 [06:45] <Blynky> sorry pants, i would definitely try to get some upgraded video if you are going to be playing lots of games
#1219 [06:46] <mr_pants> \(i will fail)
#1220 [06:46] <Blynky> yeah, save up maybe
#1221 [06:46] <mr_pants> bey
#1222 [06:46] <Blynky> hehe g'luck
#1223 [06:46] <Blynky> mib... can you open notepad?
#1224 [06:46] <g> hmm
#1225 [06:46] <g> if I streamed my efforts to write my bot
#1226 [06:46] <g> would anyone be interested in watching?
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#1228 [06:46] <g> (It's a bot for this channel)
#1229 [06:46] <mr_pants> but like the technasium is same ass normal but (jep i keep talking)
#1230 [06:47] <mr_pants> you get chinese and spanish and siance
#1231 [06:47] <mr_pants> and technologiv things
#1232 [06:47] <mr_pants> but bey
#1233 [06:47] <mib_c8hqnf> whicch is better and easyer for windows: Minecraft_Server.exe or minecraft_server.jar
#1234 [06:48] <GreyVulpine> The .exe is easiest for windows, the .jar is available for linux and people who want to be able to launch minecraft server with more advanced options
#1235 [06:48] <Blynky> oh yeah
#1236 [06:48] <Blynky> there is an .exe there hah
#1237 [06:48] <vbman6868> minecraft.app won't run on my macbook pro. i tried deleting and reinstalling and that didn't help. and yes i have the current version of java installed
#1238 [06:48] <Blynky> somehow i wound up using the jar and a .bat file to start it
#1239 [06:48] <GreyVulpine> vbman6868 - Where do you have minecraft.app installed
#1240 [06:48] <GreyVulpine> What directory
#1241 [06:48] <vbman6868> application folder
#1242 [06:48] <g> I'll take that as a "no" then :P
#1243 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> Please do this vbman6868
#1244 [06:49] <mib_c8hqnf> yea the .exe on is the one that wont run it only opens in different locations
#1245 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> vbman6868 mac/permissinos
#1246 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> er
#1247 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> vbman6868 mac/permissions
#1248 [06:49] <VoxelHead> vbman6868: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#1249 [06:49] <VoxelHead> vbman6868: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1250 [06:49] <vbman6868> doesn't do anything
#1251 [06:49] <g> that's correct
#1252 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> Now launch minecraft
#1253 [06:49] <g> that means it worked
#1254 [06:50] <mib_c8hqnf> Does anyone know why .exe wont run after i download it or how i do run it
#1255 [06:50] <vbman6868> oh thanx
#1256 [06:50] * GreyVulpine nods
#1256 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_c8hqnf - What happens?
#1257 [06:50] <Blynky> an .exe should always run
#1258 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> You double click on the minecraft_server.exe... and?
#1259 [06:50] <mib_c8hqnf> it doesnton mine its just a file
#1260 [06:50] <mib_c8hqnf> yes and i get the option to save, save as, save and open
#1261 [06:51] <mib_c8hqnf> same thing really though
#1262 [06:51] <GreyVulpine> Save it to your computer
#1263 [06:51] <GreyVulpine> Then double click on it
#1264 [06:51] <Blynky> omai
#1265 [06:51] <mib_c8hqnf> yep i did and it just asks what i should open it with
#1266 [06:51] <GreyVulpine> Rename the file, add the ".exe" extension to the end of it
#1267 [06:51] <mib_c8hqnf> ok
#1268 [06:52] <GreyVulpine> I don't know why, but IE strips .exe from those files now
#1269 [06:52] <GreyVulpine> Freakin stupid
#1270 [06:52] <Blynky> wow
#1271 [06:52] <Blynky> that's one way to do security
#1272 [06:52] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#1272 [06:52] <Blynky> hehe
#1273 [06:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_c8hqnf - Can you double click the minecraft_server.exe file now
#1274 [06:52] <Blynky> usually they hide the extension from you too
#1275 [06:53] <GreyVulpine> That's windows's default setting
#1276 [06:53] <Blynky> yeah
#1277 [06:53] <Blynky> super annoying
#1278 [06:53] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#1279 [06:53] <mib_c8hqnf> OMG THATS I HAD TO DO THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH I HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR HOURS YOU HAVE BEEN SENT FROM HEAVEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#1280 [06:53] * GreyVulpine smiles
#1280 [06:53] <Blynky> lol
#1281 [06:54] * Awesomeness says Hi to GreyVulpine
#1281 [06:54] <Awesomeness> Hi
#1282 [06:54] <mib_c8hqnf> now just to figure out how to make a server ahhaa lol youtube is the answere :D
#1283 [06:54] <GreyVulpine> If i can make one suggestion, ditch IE for a better browser. Firefox, chrome, opera, are only a few options available
#1284 [06:55] <GreyVulpine> But they're tons better than IE in terms of security, responsiveness, and lack IE's downright stupidity.
#1285 [06:55] * GreyVulpine waves to Awesomeness.
#1285 [06:55] <Awesomeness> Oh, Chrome has a big security hole
#1286 [06:55] <Awesomeness> I'm not sure if they fixed it.
#1287 [06:56] <Awesomeness> But, yeah, I recommend Firefox.
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#1289 [06:57] <Morrolan> Firefox? Hmm, was always very slow for me. :/
#1290 [06:57] <Blynky> i have yet to find a browser i can't crush with my overuse of tabs
#1291 [06:57] <Morrolan> Oh, speaking of file extensions getting removed, chrome sometimes saves a .jar file as a .zip archive. :/
#1292 [06:58] <GreyVulpine> Oh really.
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#1294 [07:00] <mib_c8hqnf> I KID YOU NOT YOU MADE MY DAY ME AND MY BRO ARE STILL CELEBRATING :d
#1295 [07:00] <Morrolan> Well, maybe it's the uploader's fault, don't know to be honest.
#1296 [07:00] <mib_c8hqnf> :D
#1297 [07:00] <Morrolan> Heh, have fun playing then. :)
#1298 [07:00] <GreyVulpine> Glad to help
#1299 [07:00] <mib_c8hqnf> thankyou
#1300 [07:00] <GuennyKo> someone from team here who could answer me a payment question...
#1301 [07:00] <GreyVulpine> Ask away
#1302 [07:01] <GuennyKo> private?
#1303 [07:01] <Morrolan> Oh, if anyone's interested, Dungeon Keeper can now be bought on GoG. :)
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#1305 [07:01] <GreyVulpine> GuennyKo - I don't know what question you want to ask, but #minecrafthelp isn't employed by Mojang. None of us here work for Mojang.
#1306 [07:02] <GreyVulpine> I can show you where and how to get help, if it's a personal account issue, but we're just..
#1307 [07:02] <GreyVulpine> bah
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#1309 [07:02] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine
#1310 [07:02] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1311 [07:03] <Awesomeness> There is someone named 'Space_Core' who is using a bouncer to compromise accounts
#1312 [07:03] <GreyVulpine> I know
#1313 [07:03] <Awesomeness> I recommend banning him if you see
#1314 [07:03] <Awesomeness> oh
#1315 [07:03] <Awesomeness> okay then
#1316 [07:03] <GreyVulpine> It's GLaDOS, used to be a good guy until some incident a while ago
#1317 [07:03] <Awesomeness> incident?
#1318 [07:03] <Awesomeness> Do tell.
#1319 [07:03] <GreyVulpine> We rather not speak of it here.
#1320 [07:03] <g> Oh maaan
#1321 [07:03] <g> that's funny
#1322 [07:03] <g> http://lulzpics.com/?p=877
#1323 [07:03] <g> xD
#1324 [07:03] * VoxelHead kicked g from #minecrafthelp (Reason: flood)
#1325 [07:04] <Awesomeness> Oh, pm me?
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#1327 [07:04] <g> fricking bot
#1328 [07:04] <GreyVulpine> Again, rather not mention it again
#1329 [07:04] <Awesomeness> how dare you
#1330 [07:04] <Awesomeness> voxel has feelings, too!
#1331 [07:04] <g> pssh
#1332 [07:04] <g> I thought we disabled all that crap
#1333 [07:04] <g> Wait, we did.
#1334 [07:04] * g slaps DopeGhoti around a bit with an unreasonably massive trout.
#1334 [07:05] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: Using a bouncer to compromise accounts?
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#1336 [07:05] <Awesomeness> Yes
#1337 [07:05] <Morrolan> Like, how exactly?
#1338 [07:06] <Awesomeness> Wouldn't you like to know. :D
#1339 [07:06] <Morrolan> If I wouldn't I wouldn't ask. ;)
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#1341 [07:06] <Awesomeness> He was basically taking charge of their NickServ accounts
#1342 [07:06] <Morrolan> Oh, ok.
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#1345 [07:09] <mr_trousers> hello
#1346 [07:10] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1347 [07:10] <mr_trousers> i cannot install minecraft because Java send a message: "could not create the Java virtual machine"
#1348 [07:10] <GreyVulpine> Try completely uninstalling and reinstalling java
#1349 [07:11] <mr_trousers> already done
#1350 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#1351 [07:11] <mr_trousers> windwos 7?
#1352 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> Have you made sure you have all the OS updates there?
#1353 [07:12] <mr_trousers> i think so
#1354 [07:14] <mr_trousers> maybe it is because of the "Grafiktreiber"
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#1357 [07:18] <hatman> Hello, i have a problem with minecraft, an error each time i try to play it, its about bad video card drivers, i know my laptop can play it because i have been able to play it smoothly a few times, can anyone help me with this?
#1358 [07:18] <Awesomeness> Sure
#1359 [07:18] <Awesomeness> can you do a dxdiag?
#1360 [07:19] <Awesomeness> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#1361 [07:19] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1362 [07:19] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1363 [07:20] <GreyVulpine> I predict too little RAM, and an intel integrated video card.
#1364 [07:20] <hatman> Ok, give me one sec i am on ipod now, ill get on my laptop, ill take hatman as nick again
#1365 [07:20] <Awesomeness> Yeah
#1366 [07:21] <Awesomeness> People have this problem with intel chipsets
#1367 [07:22] <Awesomeness> Does anyone wanna be nice and buy me TF2 by any chance? ;D
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#1369 [07:23] <hatman> okey im back
#1370 [07:24] <hatman> so i have an intel graphic card
#1371 [07:24] <Awesomeness> lol.
#1372 [07:24] <hatman> and i have a 4gb ram
#1373 [07:24] <hatman> isnt that enough?
#1374 [07:24] <Awesomeness> >bad video card drivers
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#1376 [07:24] <Awesomeness> > i have 4 gb ram
#1377 [07:24] <hatman> yea
#1378 [07:24] <hatman> thats exactly the error i get
#1379 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> Then it's not what I'm thinking, except just bad video cards.
#1380 [07:24] * Awesomeness sighs
#1380 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> Can you give us a dxdiag?
#1381 [07:24] <hatman> yes
#1382 [07:24] <Awesomeness> Yeah, dxdiag pl0x.
#1383 [07:24] <hatman> can you tell me again what to do?
#1384 [07:25] <hatman> i can get to the dxdiag
#1385 [07:25] <hatman> but then?
#1386 [07:25] <Awesomeness> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#1387 [07:25] <GreyVulpine> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#1388 [07:25] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1389 [07:25] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1391 [07:27] <hatman> http://pastebin.com/U4XCtT4V
#1392 [07:27] <hatman> there it is
#1393 [07:27] <Awesomeness> You have a HP
#1394 [07:27] * Awesomeness cringes
#1394 [07:27] <hatman> haha
#1395 [07:28] <hatman> is it that bad?
#1396 [07:28] <Awesomeness> Every PC that isn't built by yourself is pretty much bad
#1397 [07:28] <hatman> haha, im not that pro
#1398 [07:28] <hatman> and this one looked pretty good for what i need it for
#1399 [07:30] <hatman> the thing is, i have been able to run the game a few times
#1400 [07:30] <hatman> that was twice after installing catalyst control center (had to install it each time ??) and once after a system update
#1401 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> Try using.. http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20037/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.exe
#1402 [07:33] <hatman> it says this computer currently contains driver versions newer than the versions you are about to install
#1403 [07:34] <hatman> should i proceed?
#1404 [07:34] <Awesomeness> This is why I dislike intel gpu's
#1405 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> Can you?
#1406 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> Considering those drivers are newer in version number than what you have..
#1407 [07:35] <hatman> yes i can proceed, it gives me to overwrite the "intel (R) HD graphics family (8.810.4.1000)" and the intel (r) display audio (6.14.0.3074)"
#1408 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Then yes.
#1409 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> Your current drivers are 8.15.0010.2266, those that I linked you are 8.15.10.2361
#1410 [07:36] <hatman> ok its installing now
#1411 [07:36] <Awesomeness> Vulpine, teach me how to browse the intel site for GPU's
#1412 [07:36] <Awesomeness> It's so confusing. >.>
#1413 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> I hate it.
#1414 [07:36] <Awesomeness> same here
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#1416 [07:37] <hatman> :o
#1417 [07:37] <hatman> suddenly my screen is huge
#1418 [07:37] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#1419 [07:37] <hatman> everything was displayed huge for a while
#1420 [07:37] <GreyVulpine> Normal in the graphics driver update process
#1421 [07:37] <Awesomeness> It's normal
#1422 [07:37] <hatman> haha
#1423 [07:37] <Awesomeness> Your resolution got reset to 800x600
#1424 [07:37] <Awesomeness> It will get reset back, no worries
#1425 [07:37] <hatman> its reset back
#1426 [07:38] <hatman> okey, now i have to restart my computer
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#1428 [07:38] <hatman> ill be back when i restarted
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#1430 [07:40] <MrMiney> i started a new server and when i tried to join it said internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeout.exception: read timed out what heppeded :/
#1431 [07:41] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked before?
#1432 [07:41] <MrMiney> nope im a newbie but everything has worked and gone to plan?
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#1434 [07:42] <hatman> okey, rebooted my computer
#1435 [07:42] <hatman> should i try running minecraft now?
#1436 [07:42] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1437 [07:42] <Awesomeness> Yes, you sohuld.
#1438 [07:43] <hatman> ;)
#1439 [07:43] <hatman> YOU GUYS ARE HEROES!
#1440 [07:43] <hatman> haha thanks soo very much
#1441 [07:43] <Awesomeness> :)
#1442 [07:44] <MrMiney> what should i do then?
#1443 [07:44] <hatman> haha, really thanks, thanks for all the help
#1444 [07:44] * GreyVulpine nods
#1444 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> MrMiney - Have you been able to connect to your server at all, or is this your first time?
#1445 [07:44] <MrMiney> this is my first time but tbh i think i did pretty well till now
#1446 [07:45] <MrMiney> is there something else i need to typr into the cmd?
#1447 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> Are you using the latest server available from minecraft.net?
#1448 [07:46] <MrMiney> yes, i just downloaded it tonight
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#1450 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> Running any security software or firewall on that computer?
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#1452 [07:46] <MrMiney> is 10.0.0.84 sound right for an ip adress
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#1455 [07:46] <MrMiney> umm well they both ran out so :/ no hahaha
#1456 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> That sounds like an ip address.. a private non-routable one.
#1457 [07:46] <hmw> MrMiney: you shouldnt set the server-ip unless you know, what you're doing
#1458 [07:47] <MrMiney> i thought i did :L
#1459 [07:48] <hmw> MrMiney: leave the setting empty. Do you run the server on the same pc as you are playing on (client)?
#1460 [07:48] <MrMiney> yea shall i try it on a different laptop
#1461 [07:48] <hmw> not necessary
#1462 [07:49] <hmw> just start the server, let it through your firewall (what firewall are you using? turn it off for testing perhaps) and start the game, connect to "localhost"
#1463 [07:49] <hmw> usually there is absolutely nothing complicated about minecraft
#1464 [07:49] <MrMiney> i have avast and ok i will
#1465 [07:50] <hmw> MrMiney: perhaps avast needs to know, that your server is allowed to accept connections. Create some exception rule (i dont know avast)
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#1468 [07:55] <mrminey2> woops that was my bad i lost internet connection
#1469 [07:55] <ben8018> hey guys i need help cause whenever i try and play minecraft in browser it doesnt work and it keeps going all weird an laggy. also whenever i download it it comes up with an error note document can someone help?
#1470 [07:56] <Awesomeness> Please use www.pastebin.com to paste the error.
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#1472 [07:57] <mrminey2> [WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded? <<Is that why my server wont work
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#1474 [07:58] <GreyVulpine> Do you get that constantly, or just occasionally?
#1475 [07:58] <mrminey2> just twice
#1476 [07:58] <GreyVulpine> Then there's nothing to be concerned about
#1477 [07:59] <mrminey2> i just dont understand why it wont work i looked on minecraftwikipedia and im pretty sure its something to do with the cmd
#1478 [08:00] <Awesomeness> Mrminey
#1479 [08:00] <Awesomeness> You are using the vanilla software, right
#1480 [08:00] <mrminey2> yeaa
#1481 [08:01] <mrminey2> perhapss..
#1482 [08:02] <mrminey2> meh i give up its too hard its harder then it looks,eh?
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#1484 [08:06] <mrminey2> byye guys i failed but thanks anyways
#1485 [08:06] <mrminey2> :)
#1486 [08:06] <bezaban> I get that message every morning
#1487 [08:06] <bezaban> I think it might be while running some cron, but haven't bothered to check
#1488 [08:09] <Awesomeness> I want a YotaByte HDD
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#1490 [08:18] <BlackGyver> I want a YodaByte HDD.
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#1492 [08:19] <cam> can some1 tell me y i cant play minecraft
#1493 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> Why can't you?
#1494 [08:20] <Morrolan> If you tell us some more info, sure.
#1495 [08:20] * Morrolan replaces gibberish with proper grammar
#1495 [08:20] * Awesomeness punches Cam >___>
#1495 [08:21] <cam> i load it then when im so post to play the screen turns blue
#1496 [08:21] <Awesomeness> What's the username you use to login?
#1497 [08:21] <cam> luckywater10001
#1498 [08:21] <Awesomeness> !Paid luckywater10001
#1499 [08:21] <Awesomeness> Hmm
#1500 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> Can you give us any more info than that?
#1501 [08:22] <cam> yea i paid but i try to play and the screen turns blue
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#1503 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on? How are you launching the game?
#1504 [08:23] <cam> im on a laptop and i launch the game from the download place
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#1506 [08:24] <mib_4dlh59> hello?
#1507 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1508 [08:24] <mib_4dlh59> would you be able to help?
#1509 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps
#1510 [08:24] <cam> there helping me
#1511 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> cam - Do you get to the login page?
#1512 [08:25] <mib_4dlh59> On my minecraft it just says loading done with the most part of the green bar done
#1513 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> Does minecraft open at all?
#1514 [08:25] <Awesomeness> mib_4d1h59; what's the issue?
#1515 [08:25] <cam> yea but then it loads then turns blue
#1516 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_4dlh59 win/reinst
#1517 [08:25] <VoxelHead> mib_4dlh59: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1518 [08:25] <VoxelHead> mib_4dlh59: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1519 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> cam - The whole screen turns blue?
#1520 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> or just the game?
#1521 [08:25] <mib_4dlh59> thanks
#1522 [08:25] <mib_4dlh59> ill try that
#1523 [08:25] <cam> just the game
#1524 [08:27] <cam> hello? any1 here
#1525 [08:27] <GreyVulpine> We're here.
#1526 [08:27] <cam> k
#1527 [08:27] <GreyVulpine> Could you possibly take a screenshot and upload it to imgur.com
#1528 [08:27] <mib_4dlh59> that seems to work.
#1529 [08:27] <cam> i dont kno how to
#1530 [08:27] <mib_4dlh59> Thanks very much
#1531 [08:29] <GreyVulpine> cam - Can you tell me if you're running a windows machine, or a mac, or linux?
#1532 [08:29] <cam> i g2g bi
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#1534 [08:29] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine
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#1536 [08:30] <Awesomeness> for some reason, I'm 99% sure he was a troll.
#1537 [08:30] <mib_4dlh59> hahaha/
#1538 [08:30] <mib_4dlh59> Thanks for helping me by the way
#1539 [08:30] <Awesomeness> Hey
#1540 [08:30] <Awesomeness> could you say, I'm front?
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#1543 [08:34] <I_Yaniss> Hello', I'm French player of minecraft and I search a Minecraft channel with french users, if you know the name of one of this, thanks to whisp me ! :-)
#1544 [08:35] <Sqozza> ...I'm so sorry
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#1546 [08:36] * Sqozza hugs I_Yaniss
#1546 [08:36] <mr_evil> hello
#1547 [08:36] <mr_evil> how do i download the free mac version of Minecraft?
#1548 [08:36] <I_Yaniss> Thank you anyway ^^
#1549 [08:37] <BlackGyver> Hold on.
#1550 [08:37] <_303> don't worry, he was evil.
#1551 [08:38] <BlackGyver> Hmm, yeah, no french MC channel, better learn english.
#1552 [08:38] <BlackGyver> Généralement, y'a bien des canaux minecraft sur la poignée de serveurs français, mais ici, bernique.
#1553 [08:39] <BlackGyver> De serveurs IRC, j'entends.
#1554 [08:39] <_303> .tr fr en Généralement, y'a bien des canaux minecraft sur la poignée de serveurs français, mais ici, bernique.
#1555 [08:39] <Bukkingham> _303: Generally, there's many canals minecraft on servers handle French, but here bernique.
#1556 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> Gah, why is bukkingham here.
#1557 [08:39] <BlackGyver> Poor translation
#1558 [08:39] <BlackGyver> :<
#1559 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> >.>
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#1561 [08:40] <I_Yaniss> Okai okai, thanks for information, it remains for me to search good french server hoping that he has IRC chann ^^
#1562 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> bon chance.
#1563 [08:41] <I_Yaniss> Merci, thanks ! :)
#1564 [08:41] <BlackGyver> Pleasure.
#1565 [08:42] <Ekzaps> Hi, yesterday I asked help because when I press on Login, I get black screen, I tried to delete the folder, reinstall java and everything but nothing works
#1566 [08:42] <Morrolan> I_Yaniss: Un moment svp
#1567 [08:42] <Ekzaps> I can play via browser but it lag so much
#1568 [08:45] <Morrolan> I_Yaniss: Liste des serveurs francaise, peut-être un des ces a un "irc channel": http://mcserv.org/
#1569 [08:45] <Morrolan> Also, my french is horrible. :(
#1570 [08:46] <I_Yaniss> +Morrolan : Thanks, I check this ! And my english must not perfect also ^^
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#1572 [08:47] <bezaban> going to france tomorrow, but hardly speak a word french
#1573 [08:48] <BlackGyver> Hahahah
#1574 [08:48] <Andoryn> Good day all. I see you can't help with account isssues... But could someone tell me how I can get the game with a gift code? A dear friend bought me one, but can't find the right route on the website to purchase it with the code...
#1575 [08:48] <bezaban> but they usually speak some frenglish
#1576 [08:48] <BlackGyver> Don't worry, most of French people have two foreign languages to learn at school.
#1577 [08:48] <BlackGyver> French and English.
#1578 [08:48] <BlackGyver> :D
#1579 [08:49] <bezaban> hehe
#1580 [08:49] <bezaban> yeah, well they do now. I find the younger people are better at english :)
#1581 [08:49] <Morrolan> Andoryn: Create an account at minecraft.net, log in, go to your profile and click the link under "Gift codes". (this link: http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp)
#1582 [08:49] <Ekzaps> Yeah, I learned English at school.
#1583 [08:49] <I_Yaniss> BlackGyver : Exactly, we must learn English in France
#1584 [08:50] <Ekzaps> Quebec,Canada here
#1585 [08:50] <BlackGyver> Ouais, mais la majorité savent même pas parler Français.
#1586 [08:50] <Andoryn> Thank you Morrolan!
#1587 [08:50] <BlackGyver> Alors bon :p
#1588 [08:50] <Morrolan> You're welcome, Andory. :)
#1589 [08:50] <Morrolan> Andoryn*
#1590 [08:50] <I_Yaniss> BlackGyver +1 ! xD
#1591 [08:51] <Ekzaps> J'avoue
#1592 [08:51] <BlackGyver> Well, French grammar and spelling is kind of a pain in the ass.
#1593 [08:52] <BlackGyver> Even though it's a beautiful language.
#1594 [08:52] <Ekzaps> I'll ask my question again. When I press on Login, I get black screen, I tried to delete the folder, reinstall java and everything but nothing works. I can play via browser but it lags so much
#1595 [08:53] <Ekzaps> I played before with others versions...
#1596 [08:54] <I_Yaniss> Yes, i agree, but english is more useful :)
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#1599 [08:58] <Frederik> hello guys
#1600 [08:58] <Frederik> can someone help me ?
#1601 [08:58] <bezaban> Ekzaps: all I know is that you're not the only one experiencing this behavoir and afaik it has been fixed for some
#1602 [08:59] <bezaban> Frederik: just ask, if someone can they'll try :)
#1603 [09:00] <Ekzaps> :S
#1604 [09:00] <Ekzaps> I'm going to try something else to make it work.
#1605 [09:00] <Ekzaps> cya
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#1607 [09:02] <Frederik> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME :D!
#1608 [09:02] <Frederik> sry caps :D
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#1610 [09:03] <bezaban> ??> frederik ask
#1611 [09:03] <VoxelHead> frederik: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1612 [09:03] <VoxelHead> frederik: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1615 [09:05] <vlad> oy, any suggestions on how to get help with a billing/account issue? not getting any replies from billing@ or support@ :/
#1616 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> What kind of issue?
#1617 [09:06] <vlad> I bought a premium account mid-december, when the server was having issues (being ddos'd? can't remember).. paypal payment went through, but my account never got upgraded to premium
#1618 [09:07] <GreyVulpine> Yikes, that's a while ago
#1619 [09:07] <vlad> haven't had a chance to play for the first months of this year, but now.. :)
#1620 [09:07] <vlad> yeah
#1621 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> How long ago have you emailed support@mojang?
#1622 [09:08] <vlad> about a month ago
#1623 [09:08] <vlad> and pinged again about 3 weeks ago
#1624 [09:08] <vlad> more than a month actually, apr 26
#1625 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> I'd try sending an email to Daniel@mojang.com, he's pretty good at personally getting back to people.
#1626 [09:09] <vlad> awesome, thank you!
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#1632 [09:13] <ToDoomer> Hello everyone!
#1633 [09:13] <ToDoomer> Is anyone willing to help?
#1634 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1635 [09:14] <Andoryn> Hmmm, now I have a new problem. I redeemed the code, downloaded the exe file, ran it, it downloaded some things, and stopped. After that, I started it again, and it crashes Java somehow after I fill in my login info.
#1636 [09:14] <jamert> looking for some myself....MC keeps crashing when i play. say's "MC is out of memory"
#1637 [09:15] <ToDoomer> When I try to connect to MP, it says, Connection time out: connect
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#1639 [09:15] <jamert> i had that problem too. i downloaded the latest java and it started working
#1640 [09:15] <panitaliemom> how do I find and connect to a nice MPserver?
#1641 [09:15] <ToDoomer> It was like that ever since I've bought MC
#1642 [09:15] <Morrolan> ??> panitaliemom smp/servers
#1643 [09:16] <ToDoomer> I have the latest Java
#1644 [09:16] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1645 [09:16] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1646 [09:16] <ToDoomer> doesn't work
#1647 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> Try the server, s.nerd.nu
#1648 [09:16] <Andoryn> Java calls it a Problematic Frame, C [atioglx1.dll+some hex number]
#1649 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn -Update your ati video drivers
#1650 [09:16] <ToDoomer> ati?
#1651 [09:16] <Andoryn> They are latest.
#1652 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - I can bet you they aren't
#1653 [09:16] <ToDoomer> soz I'm new these stuff
#1654 [09:17] <jamert> how come when I play it crashes and says that "Minecraft is out of memory" ?
#1655 [09:17] <Andoryn> I reinstalled the PC barely a week ago, and had to download those catalyst drivers.
#1656 [09:17] <g> GreyBot: Bot finally is coming together
#1657 [09:17] <ToDoomer> Guys, help me with my problem?
#1658 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - Try entering this server in the multiplayer field: s.nerd.nu
#1659 [09:18] <ToDoomer> kk wait
#1660 [09:18] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#1661 [09:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> Andoryn win/dxdiag
#1662 [09:18] <VoxelHead> Andoryn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1663 [09:18] <VoxelHead> Andoryn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1664 [09:18] <Andoryn> Sure. Just a sec.
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#1666 [09:19] <Andoryn> What tab do you want? And it's a dutch version...
#1667 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> Follow those directions
#1668 [09:19] <Andoryn> Oh all. Okay.
#1669 [09:20] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine I tried entering s.nerd.nu
#1670 [09:20] <ToDoomer> it worked
#1671 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#1672 [09:20] <ToDoomer> but I can't see anything
#1673 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Might be nighttime
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#1675 [09:20] <Denji1337> Hello ?
#1676 [09:20] <bezaban> I saw ToDoomer in there
#1677 [09:20] <jamert> hi
#1678 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> 'lo gov'na
#1679 [09:20] <ToDoomer> ooh wait it says something
#1680 [09:20] <Denji1337> I need help with my minecraft
#1681 [09:20] <bezaban> might just need to load a little, depending on your bandwidth
#1682 [09:20] <bezaban> ??> Denji1337 ask
#1683 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Denji1337 - What about it?
#1684 [09:20] <VoxelHead> Denji1337: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1685 [09:20] <VoxelHead> Denji1337: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1687 [09:21] <Denji1337> ok
#1688 [09:21] <Fanchen> hi
#1689 [09:21] <jamert> i have been....with no luck
#1690 [09:21] <Denji1337> I cant play minecraft i will explain
#1691 [09:21] <ToDoomer> "Internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#1692 [09:21] <bezaban> hrm. probably easier to just do grays approach, instead o spamming the channel all the time
#1693 [09:21] <Fanchen> I can't play minecraft anymore due to severe lag every 5 seconds, anyone know if that's a known problem?
#1694 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Fanchen - Running the latest 1.6.6?
#1695 [09:21] <Fanchen> yes
#1696 [09:21] <Denji1337> Always when i start minecraft my computer starts to lag
#1697 [09:21] <Denji1337> everything lags till i stop minecraft prozess
#1698 [09:21] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine, It says "Internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out"
#1699 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Fanchen - do you know your system's specs?
#1700 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> Fanchen - Can you try turning down the graphics settings in minecraft, check the FPS in F3, see if there's a low number there?
#1701 [09:22] <Fanchen> intel c2d E6850 3GHz, AMD 6870, 8 GB RAM
#1702 [09:22] <Denji1337> Somebody can help me ?
#1703 [09:22] <Fanchen> FPS is fine usually, problem didn't exist before 1.6
#1704 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - Are you running any sort of security software or firewall? How's your internet connection? How is your computer hooked up?
#1705 [09:22] <Fanchen> the graph shows a red spike everytime that happens
#1706 [09:23] <Andoryn> http://pastebin.com/gDM1cs3x
#1707 [09:23] <Fanchen> changing settings doesn't change anything about it, no matter what settings
#1708 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Fanchen - Have you tried looking through your catalyst control panel, see if there's any settings that aren't application-controlled, maybe set them to default if you did set something?
#1709 [09:23] <Denji1337> Do i need to wait till you finished ?
#1710 [09:24] <Fanchen> as minecraft deleted my saves for some reason, I deleted the %appdata%.minecraft folder and downloaded the minecraft.exe again as well
#1711 [09:24] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine listen for a second
#1712 [09:24] <Fanchen> I don't think I changed something lately, but I'll have a look.
#1713 [09:24] <jamert> i've been waiting too denji, and i asked before some of these people got on
#1714 [09:25] <Denji1337> ok sry i dont know when they will help me :S :D
#1715 [09:25] <ToDoomer> I am using norton, 2.5mb connection
#1716 [09:25] <ToDoomer> what do you mean hooked up?
#1717 [09:25] <ToDoomer> Also when I enter MP (the server you said) it just makes me fall into nowhere
#1718 [09:25] <ToDoomer> thats why it's dark
#1719 [09:25] <ToDoomer> Is GreyVulpine the only one helping here?
#1720 [09:25] * VoxelHead kicked ToDoomer from #minecrafthelp (Reason: flood)
#1721 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> <jamert> looking for some myself....MC keeps crashing when i play. say's "MC is out of memory"
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#1723 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> jamert - It happens, it's a new 'feature' in 1.6
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#1725 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> Try giving minecraft more heap memory, using the .jar to launch minecraft
#1726 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> The example command line at www.minecraft.net gives the default memory arguments.
#1727 [09:26] <jamert> even when i do use the .jar it gives me the same problem
#1728 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> How are you launching the .jar?
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#1730 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> Did you increase the -Xms and -Xmx arguments?
#1731 [09:26] <ToDoomer> I'm back
#1732 [09:26] <ToDoomer> someone kicked me for no reason
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#1734 [09:26] <Denji1337> for flooding
#1735 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> The bot detected you typing too fast.
#1736 [09:27] <bezaban> ToDoomer: bot, too many lines in too few seconds
#1737 [09:27] <jamert> i have a mac but the app doesn't launch, so i have to go into the contents of it to launch the .jar
#1738 [09:27] <ToDoomer> I type fast
#1739 [09:27] <Fanchen> in "3D Application Settings", "Use application settings" is checked if there is that option, meaning for ANti-Aliasing and Anisotropic Filtering
#1740 [09:27] <ToDoomer> noob bot
#1741 [09:27] <Simon> Hi i cant acces any servers. Which adress should be put in
#1742 [09:27] <bezaban> ToDoomer: mc can be pretty bandwidth intensive, try disabling any downloads/streams etc. and give it a little while to load the chunks. Depending on your connection of course
#1743 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - I believe your 'net connection's latency has issues, if you got booted from here
#1744 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> If you're running wireless, try ethernet.
#1745 [09:28] <Morrolan> ??> Simon smp/servesr
#1746 [09:28] <Morrolan> ??> Simon smp/servers
#1747 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> If you're running any sort of firewall or security software, try turning it off
#1748 [09:28] <VoxelHead> Simon: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1749 [09:28] <ToDoomer> how do I do that?
#1750 [09:28] <VoxelHead> Simon: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1751 [09:28] <ToDoomer> I can't turn it off
#1752 [09:28] <ToDoomer> It doesn't let me
#1753 [09:28] <Simon> What should be typed in the field server
#1754 [09:28] <Denji1337> Still need HELP
#1755 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> Simon - Try s.nerd.nu
#1756 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> Denji1337 - With?
#1757 [09:29] <jamert> also, MC likes to crash when i travel in and out of the nether. happened before the update too
#1758 [09:29] <Denji1337> My problem i explained above
#1759 [09:29] <Simon> Thanks
#1760 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> jamert - Do you get any sort of crash or error report when this happens?
#1761 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> If you do, please post them at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#1762 [09:29] <Bukkingham> GreyVulpine: Awesomeness linked that 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
#1763 [09:29] <Fanchen> afk for a few minutes
#1764 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> !k Bukkingham
#1765 [09:29] * GreyBot kicked Bukkingham from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:646>)
#1766 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> Why is that bot here..
#1767 [09:29] <jamert> no. it crashes, shuts down my browser, and i loose everything i was carrying
#1768 [09:30] <Awesomeness> Awesomeness linked to what?
#1769 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> pastebin
#1770 [09:30] <Lunamon> GreyVulpine: 646 kicks?!
#1771 [09:30] <Denji1337> My Minecraft laggs when i start it.I even can't try to login because it makes lag all my pc and minecraft
#1772 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> Lunamon - It's an old bot
#1773 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> about a decades worth of kicks
#1774 [09:30] <jamert> happens while it's loading whichever world i'm entering
#1775 [09:30] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine / VoxelHead http://pastebin.com/gDM1cs3x
#1776 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> jamert - Try a total uninstall/reinstall of java?
#1777 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> Denji1337 - Has it lagged in a previous version, or has it always lagged?
#1778 [09:31] <jamert> sure, i'll give it a try
#1779 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - One moment
#1780 [09:32] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - sure.
#1781 [09:32] <Denji1337> It's not lagging ingame and it hasn't lagged in 1.5 but in 1.5 it started sometime when i tried to login.I start minecraft and all my PC starts lagging till i close the prozess
#1782 [09:32] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine, I turned off my firewall
#1783 [09:32] <Denji1337> Ingame it doesn't lag
#1784 [09:32] <ToDoomer> I'll try to connect to the server you suggested
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#1786 [09:33] <ToDoomer> and it works!!
#1787 [09:33] * GreyVulpine nods
#1787 [09:33] <ToDoomer> thank you so much GreyVulpine!
#1788 [09:33] <ToDoomer> I'll tell you if something goes wrong!!
#1789 [09:35] <Denji1337> ?
#1790 [09:35] <ToDoomer> I just keep falling into void
#1791 [09:36] <Denji1337> GreyVulpine your here?
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#1793 [09:36] <ferminter> hey everytime i run minecraft it goes to updates then tells me "fatal error 4 C:user/username/appdata/roaming/.minecraft/minecraft.jar (access denied)" how can i fix this?
#1794 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> One sec, looking for drivers for Andoryn
#1795 [09:36] <ToDoomer> and I have a VERY limited space to move
#1796 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - Your network is a bit slow in downloading the data from minecraft
#1797 [09:36] <ToDoomer> and I can't open chests and furnaces and workbenches
#1798 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> Move away from spawn
#1799 [09:36] <ToDoomer> ok
#1800 [09:37] <Fanchen> GreyVulpine, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/358054-minecraft-lag-spike-of-death/ seems to describe pretty good what I'm experiencing
#1801 [09:37] <ToDoomer> If I do I lose connection
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#1803 [09:37] <ToDoomer> I have a limited area in color, everything else black
#1804 [09:37] <Fanchen> seems just more severe here... it's not only while playing btw, also when in menu
#1805 [09:37] <ToDoomer> when I touch the black I lose connection
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#1808 [09:38] <ToDoomer> doesn't notch have like some kind of email support?
#1809 [09:38] <ToDoomer> I need it
#1810 [09:40] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - I suspect it's a problem with the launcher. A "hacked" minecraft.exe does work, but won't let me enter my account details.
#1811 [09:40] <Andoryn> Is ther a way to run the jar with javaw including my account details?
#1812 [09:41] <Morrolan> Cracked clients don't allow you to enter your account details, since they don't verify your nickname with minecraft.net.
#1813 [09:41] <GreyVulpine> The launcher does nothing but launch the minecraft.jar found in %appdata%/.minecraft/bin
#1814 [09:41] <Morrolan> Andoryn: Oh, launching the .jar directly? No idea tbh.
#1815 [09:42] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: So session id and name verification is handled by the .jar itself?
#1816 [09:42] <Andoryn> Okay, I'm no wiz with java. Is it as simple as running javaw with the minecraft.jar as parameter?
#1817 [09:42] <Morrolan> Andoryn: Nah. :/
#1818 [09:42] <Morrolan> I don't think so.
#1819 [09:42] <GreyVulpine> Not exactly
#1820 [09:42] <Fanchen> GreyVulpine, got any more ideas?
#1821 [09:43] <ToDoomer> Should I give up?
#1822 [09:43] <Andoryn> Or will doubleclicking the .jar work maybe?
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#1824 [09:43] <Morrolan> Andoryn: Nope, won't work.
#1825 [09:43] <ToDoomer> I can't find anything to fix it
#1826 [09:43] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Does this happen with any server?
#1827 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> Basically, this will launch minecraft directly.
#1828 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> ava -Xincgc -Xmx1024m -cp "%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\lwjgl.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\lwjgl_util.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\jinput.jar" -Djava.library.path="%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\natives" net.minecraft.client.Minecraft
#1829 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> if I didn't cut off java at the beginning
#1830 [09:43] <ToDoomer> happens with any server
#1831 [09:43] <ToDoomer> if it logs into the server
#1832 [09:43] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Well, might be your internet connection then.
#1833 [09:44] <ToDoomer> it either says Connection time out: connect
#1834 [09:44] <ToDoomer> or logs in and lets me fall into the void
#1835 [09:44] <Andoryn> Hmmm, I'll try that... And pray it works...
#1836 [09:44] <ToDoomer> and makes everywhere a "connection lost" trap
#1837 [09:44] <ToDoomer> I have a not bad connection
#1838 [09:45] <Denji1337> ok i give it up bye ^^
#1839 [09:45] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: This way you won't be able to log in to any server using online mode though. :/
#1840 [09:45] * GreyVulpine nods
#1840 [09:45] <Morrolan> And neither are you able to update your client.
#1841 [09:46] <ToDoomer> I have a 2.5 internet connection... why isn't that enough for a MC game?!
#1842 [09:47] <Morrolan> Doesn't have to be the raw speed which causes the issue, but it could be your network card, router, ISP or cat as well.
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#1844 [09:47] <ToDoomer> have no idea what you just said, sorry
#1845 [09:48] <ToDoomer> I don't have that much knowlege
#1846 [09:48] <Lhs> We just got mine craft for our iPad but can't run it. How do we run it
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#1848 [09:49] <Morrolan> Lhs: Uuuh
#1849 [09:49] <Morrolan> It isn't done yet, now is it?
#1850 [09:49] <Morrolan> [15:45] <ToDoomer> I have a 2.5 internet connection... why isn't that enough for a MC game
#1851 [09:49] <Morrolan> Oh, sorry.
#1852 [09:49] <Morrolan> Thought I had something else in the clipboard
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#1854 [09:49] <ToDoomer> ?
#1855 [09:49] <Morrolan> Ignore that, ctrl-v fail. ;)
#1856 [09:49] <ToDoomer> k
#1857 [09:50] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - The command line works. I've got the menu in front of me now.
#1858 [09:50] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Well, what I basically was saying is that this issue can be caused by alot of different things, maybe a component of your PC, your internet provider or something else. :/
#1859 [09:50] <ToDoomer> ok
#1860 [09:50] <ToDoomer> any way I could fix this?
#1861 [09:51] <Morrolan> I suggest you wait a bit more, maybe someone comes back who has an idea. I'm not that experienced with network issues. :/
#1862 [09:51] <bezaban> ToDoomer: it could be that server too, from the looks of your internet provider you're in asia?
#1863 [09:51] <ToDoomer> ok thanks anyways
#1864 [09:51] <ToDoomer> yes
#1865 [09:51] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: oh. :/
#1866 [09:52] <Morrolan> Hmm, it would be best to find a server located near you, just to make sure that it's not the distance.
#1867 [09:52] <ToDoomer> I tried using servers close to my place
#1868 [09:52] <ToDoomer> doesn't work
#1869 [09:52] <Morrolan> Oh, ok.
#1870 [09:52] <ToDoomer> I'll try again though
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#1872 [09:52] <Fanchen> well, thanks for the help anyway, byew
#1873 [09:52] <bezaban> ah ok.
#1874 [09:52] <Fanchen> *bye
#1875 [09:52] <ToDoomer> I tried it a week or two ago
#1876 [09:52] <mib_41qa84> hello?
#1877 [09:52] <ToDoomer> hello
#1878 [09:53] <mib_41qa84> Can you help me?
#1879 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - It could just be that you've got an aging computer, and some part of minecraft is just too much for it. You do only have a gig of RAM, and a video card that's seen better days
#1880 [09:53] <ToDoomer> I can't, but I'm shure others would be glad to help you :)
#1881 [09:54] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - True, but I've been illegitimately enjoying the heck out of Mc before, and now I'm legit and the launcher is the culprit.
#1882 [09:54] <mib_41qa84> I tried using a specific texture pack, but when I clicked it minecraft crashed and now I can't even start minecraft.
#1883 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_41qa84 win/reinst
#1884 [09:54] <VoxelHead> mib_41qa84: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1885 [09:54] <VoxelHead> mib_41qa84: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1886 [09:55] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - Try these instructions then.
#1887 [09:55] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1888 [09:55] <mib_41qa84> what are the +R keys?
#1889 [09:55] <Morrolan> mib_41qa84, Press the windows key AND the R key at the same time.
#1890 [09:55] <GreyVulpine> the windows key is the one with the windows logo on it, between the ctrl and alt keys
#1891 [09:56] <mib_41qa84> thank you, I'll see if it works!
#1892 [09:56] <mib_41qa84> it works! Thanks!
#1893 [09:57] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - Thanks, that's comprehisive. But isn't 256M a bit on the low side? I mean, I usually have over 900MB free to run apps.
#1894 [09:57] <vlad> 09:55 <+Morrolan> mib_41qa84, Press the windows key AND the R key at the same
#1895 [09:57] <vlad> er, misclick, sorry
#1896 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> Andoryn - It's a starting point, if it works, boost it up more
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#1898 [09:57] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - Alright. Doable. Thanks a lot so far.
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#1900 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> Those directions, I had written up for people that had a total of 512 megs of RAM on their system, running integrated intel graphics
#1901 [09:58] <shmoo> i am new here, i can't access the multiplayer server from the game can someone help me
#1902 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> shmoo - Try the server s.nerd.nu in your multiplayer field
#1903 [09:58] <ToDoomer> I'm trying to connect to a server near me
#1904 [09:58] <ToDoomer> Connection time out: connect
#1905 [09:59] <ToDoomer> ugh...
#1906 [09:59] <GreyVulpine> Then that server isn't running
#1907 [09:59] <ToDoomer> really?
#1908 [09:59] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: what's its ip?
#1909 [09:59] <bezaban> or not on that port
#1910 [09:59] <ToDoomer> I5.59.102.147
#1911 [09:59] <Morrolan> Is that an I?
#1912 [09:59] <Morrolan> In front of it?
#1913 [09:59] <bezaban> :P
#1914 [09:59] <bezaban> tis
#1915 [09:59] <GreyVulpine> I think that's a hamachi ip, with a typo
#1916 [10:00] <Morrolan> Oh. :D
#1917 [10:00] <ToDoomer> its a 1
#1918 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> Never mind
#1919 [10:00] <ToDoomer> oh wait sorry
#1920 [10:00] <ToDoomer> 5.59.102.147
#1921 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, hamachi ip.
#1922 [10:01] <shmoo> thanks
#1923 [10:01] <Morrolan> shmoo: For a list of servers:
#1924 [10:01] <ToDoomer> whats hamachi?
#1925 [10:01] <Morrolan> ??> shmoo smp/servers
#1926 [10:01] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1927 [10:01] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1928 [10:01] <shmoo> thanks
#1929 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> It's a VPN program, allows people to set up servers without having to port forward because they're lazy.
#1930 [10:02] <GreyVulpine> Among other stuff.
#1931 [10:02] <ToDoomer> lol ok
#1932 [10:02] <ToDoomer> is there anything wrong with opening one then?
#1933 [10:02] <GreyVulpine> Downside is that anybody that wants to connect to a server on hamachi, also has to have hamachi installed
#1934 [10:02] <ToDoomer> oh I see
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#1936 [10:02] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Well, it is used by people who are either to lazy or who don't have access to their router.
#1937 [10:03] <bezaban> better to play on "real" servers :)
#1938 [10:03] <ToDoomer> teah
#1939 [10:03] <ToDoomer> *yeah
#1940 [10:04] <Morrolan> Cleaning up the "downloads" folder is always kinda funny. :D
#1941 [10:04] <ToDoomer> no need to
#1942 [10:04] <ToDoomer> I wonder how I could find servers near me
#1943 [10:05] <ToDoomer> legit severs
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#1945 [10:05] <reaper4911> My minecraft isn't workin help said I should look here
#1946 [10:05] <Morrolan> Define "not working" please.
#1947 [10:06] <reaper4911> well I launch it and it goes on the mojang screen then goes on a dirt screen and comes up with the crashed log for about a second so I can't read it
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#1949 [10:07] <Morrolan> Are you on windows?
#1950 [10:07] <reaper4911> yes
#1951 [10:07] <Andoryn> GreyVulpine - It works with the 256M options. Thank you very much. Is there something to consider if I want to tweak those settings?
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#1954 [10:07] <Morrolan> ??> reaper4911 win/reinst
#1955 [10:07] <VoxelHead> reaper4911: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1956 [10:07] <VoxelHead> reaper4911: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1957 [10:07] <Morrolan> Andory: Mutliples of 2 I'd say.
#1958 [10:07] <Morrolan> reaper: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, and tell us if it worked.
#1959 [10:08] <reaper4911> okay
#1960 [10:09] <Andoryn> Morrolan - I was more thinking in terms of the Xmx must always be larger or equal to the Xms... Or something like that...
#1961 [10:10] <Andoryn> I am a programmer myself, but I know bubkes about Java.
#1962 [10:10] <ToDoomer> ok I can't find any real servers near me...
#1963 [10:10] <Morrolan> Oh, yeah. xms=amount of memory it starts with, xmx=amount of memory it can use at maximum.
#1964 [10:10] <Morrolan> So xmx>=xmy
#1965 [10:10] <Morrolan> xmx>=xms*
#1966 [10:10] <reaper4911> It's worked thanks
#1967 [10:10] <Morrolan> reaper4911: YOu're welcome. :)
#1968 [10:10] <ToDoomer> I guesse I wont know if my MP actually works unless I open my OWN sever...
#1969 [10:10] <reaper4911> Bye
#1970 [10:10] <ToDoomer> oh well
#1971 [10:10] <Morrolan> bye reaper4911
#1972 [10:11] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Well, download the server software and set up a local server, can't hurt.
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#1974 [10:11] <Andoryn> Okay, thanks Morrolan and GreyVulpine for your help. I have a working solution now, so I can always revert to it when I tweak it a bit too much.
#1975 [10:11] <ToDoomer> can't on my laptop
#1976 [10:11] <Morrolan> Sure thing. :)
#1977 [10:11] <ToDoomer> Morrolan when I open it the cmd flashes and closes
#1978 [10:11] <ToDoomer> my laptop isn't an option
#1979 [10:11] <ToDoomer> only my PC
#1980 [10:12] <ToDoomer> which is occupied atm
#1981 [10:12] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Ok, now let's see what the error is it shows in the console then. Do the following:
#1982 [10:12] <Morrolan> Create a new textfile, and put in these two lines:
#1983 [10:12] <Morrolan> java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#1984 [10:12] <Morrolan> @pause
#1985 [10:12] <ToDoomer> no I can't, my laptop isn't strong enough to hold a sever
#1986 [10:13] <Morrolan> Well then.
#1987 [10:13] <ToDoomer> only 2gb ram
#1988 [10:13] <Morrolan> That's more than enough for a local server...
#1989 [10:13] <ToDoomer> I prefer my PC
#1990 [10:13] <Morrolan> Ok.
#1991 [10:13] <ToDoomer> ok I'll do what you said
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#1993 [10:14] <ToDoomer> ok I put in the 2 lines
#1994 [10:14] <ToDoomer> what now?
#1995 [10:15] <ToDoomer> Morrolan what now?
#1996 [10:16] <Morrolan> Ok, now save this as run.bat
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#1998 [10:16] <nick> hello?
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#2000 [10:16] <Morrolan> hey nick.
#2001 [10:16] <nick> i am in need of some help
#2002 [10:16] <ToDoomer> Morrolan saved
#2003 [10:16] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Ok, now put it in the same folder where your minecraft_server.jar is.
#2004 [10:17] <Morrolan> nick: If you tell us with what we might be able to help.
#2005 [10:17] <ToDoomer> time to download it then
#2006 [10:17] <Guest67304> can anyone tell me if it is possible for me to change my minecraft username?
#2007 [10:17] <ToDoomer> I deleted it cuz it didn't work
#2008 [10:17] <Morrolan> Yes, I can tell you, and no, you can't change it, Guest67304.
#2009 [10:17] <ToDoomer> Guest67304 no
#2010 [10:17] <Guest67304> i have emailed support as it is a simple mistake in the name.
#2011 [10:18] <Guest67304> and i am now waiting for a reply
#2012 [10:18] <Morrolan> Sorry, but most likely they will not change it.
#2013 [10:18] <Guest67304> but do you think they would refund my account so that i could add it to the correct named account?
#2014 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> They will not.
#2015 [10:19] <Guest67304> or even give me a gift code and close the wrong name?
#2016 [10:19] <Awesomeness> No means no.
#2017 [10:19] <Guest67304> .....
#2018 [10:19] <ToDoomer> I'm sorry, you've made a mistake
#2019 [10:19] <ToDoomer> no way back
#2020 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> ??> Guest67304 support
#2021 [10:19] <VoxelHead> Guest67304: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2022 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> Check that page there.
#2023 [10:19] <Guest67304> yeah i have, but i dont want to buy it again.
#2024 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> We're aren't lying to you.
#2025 [10:20] <Guest67304> i know you arnt i was just making some suggestions
#2026 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> It is very possible that Mojang will implement a naming system sometime in the future. It has been a hotly suggested feature.
#2027 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> Right now, it's just not a priority for them
#2028 [10:20] <McPlusPlus> [Mojang-blog] The Steve heads are coming to E3! (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/UktXvY
#2029 [10:21] * GreyVulpine stabs the bots in here.
#2029 [10:21] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine
#2030 [10:21] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2031 [10:21] <Awesomeness> They will not implement it, until there is a secure way of keeping the bans made on the servers
#2032 [10:22] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Well, if they implement it then only as some sort of nickname system I hope, so you can still ban by username.
#2033 [10:22] <Awesomeness> other you could just grief > change username
#2034 [10:22] <Awesomeness> and so on
#2035 [10:22] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: Well, as I said, nickname I guess.
#2036 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> I think Morrolan's got the right idea
#2037 [10:22] <Awesomeness> Yes
#2038 [10:22] <Awesomeness> For example
#2039 [10:22] <Awesomeness> I have the nick Ralphie on minecraft
#2040 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Right now, their DB doesn't support name changes, because the name is the primary key of the account
#2041 [10:22] <Awesomeness> but I want it to appear as Awesomeness
#2042 [10:22] <ToDoomer> Morrolan, I downloaded both the Minecraft_Server.exe and the minecraft_server.jar
#2043 [10:22] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: You'll need the .jar
#2044 [10:23] <ToDoomer> that I made?
#2045 [10:23] <Morrolan> Hmm? nah, the minecraft_server.jar
#2046 [10:23] <Andoryn> Thanks a lot for the help, guys. I'll be off and start a new branch mine. lol
#2047 [10:23] <ToDoomer> I have it
#2048 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> If they change the primary key of the account, it screws up the relational links in the database, pointing to account into, and payment information
#2049 [10:23] <Morrolan> Then but the .bat file you made into the same folder as the Minecraft_server.jar
#2050 [10:23] <ToDoomer> I just said I did
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#2052 [10:23] <Morrolan> then put*
#2053 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> At best, you'll be un-premiumed again.
#2054 [10:23] <ToDoomer> wait hold up
#2055 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> At worse, your account will be screwed up
#2056 [10:24] <ToDoomer> Morrolan, I have the Minecraft_Server.exe, the minecraft_server.jar, and the run.bat file in a folder called Server
#2057 [10:24] <ToDoomer> what now?
#2058 [10:24] <Morrolan> Now doubleclick the run.bat
#2059 [10:24] <Morrolan> Wait, you are on widnows, right?
#2060 [10:24] <Morrolan> windows*
#2061 [10:24] <ToDoomer> yes
#2062 [10:24] <ToDoomer> 7
#2063 [10:24] <Morrolan> Ok, doubleclick the run.bat then.
#2064 [10:25] <Morrolan> Now when the server crashes the console window won't close, so we see the error message.
#2065 [10:25] <ToDoomer> ok
#2066 [10:25] <ToDoomer> its 50% atm
#2067 [10:25] <ToDoomer> going well
#2068 [10:25] <Morrolan> Yep, it's generating the world now.
#2069 [10:25] <ToDoomer> 90%
#2070 [10:26] <ToDoomer> It says Preparing start region for level 1
#2071 [10:26] <ToDoomer> and another percentage scene
#2072 [10:26] <ToDoomer> I'll let it load
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#2074 [10:30] <Morrolan> I'll be playing some Dungeon keeper. Hit up GreyVulpine when you get the error, ToDoomer.
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#2076 [10:33] <MCWei> Erm hey guys,can you guys help me?
#2077 [10:33] * mib_kovii4 [mib_kovii4@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2078 [10:33] <MCWei> Any1 dere @.@
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#2080 [10:34] <ToDoomer> Morrolan
#2081 [10:35] <ToDoomer> it says Done <34606904....>! For help, type "help" or "?"
#2082 [10:35] <ToDoomer> what now?
#2083 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - It's done, go to your minecraft client, go to the multiplayer field
#2084 [10:35] <GreyVulpine> Use the ip address, 127.0.0.1
#2085 [10:35] <yea> y wont my game start it goes to the mojang screen then in goes to a black screen with blue lines
#2086 [10:36] <ToDoomer> try deleting your bin file
#2087 [10:36] <ToDoomer> *folder
#2088 [10:37] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine
#2089 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2090 [10:37] <ToDoomer> It says "Connection refused: connect"
#2091 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> For 127.0.0.1?
#2092 [10:37] <ToDoomer> yes
#2093 [10:37] <Awesomeness> lol
#2094 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Strange, is windows firewall up?
#2095 [10:37] <ToDoomer> idk
#2096 [10:38] <yea> :D it works
#2097 [10:38] <Awesomeness> ...
#2098 [10:38] <ToDoomer> how do I check?
#2099 [10:38] <ToDoomer> oh wait
#2100 [10:38] <ToDoomer> ok I turned off firewall
#2101 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> Try again
#2102 [10:38] <ToDoomer> still same thing
#2103 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> Did you change anything in server.properties at all?
#2104 [10:39] <ToDoomer> no
#2105 [10:39] <ToDoomer> I just opened the run.bat like Morrolan told me 2
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#2107 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> Running any other security software? Any antivirus suites?
#2108 [10:39] <ToDoomer> it loaded and I entered the MP
#2109 [10:40] <ToDoomer> I don't think so
#2110 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> Are you running the game on the same computer as the server?
#2111 [10:40] <ToDoomer> yes
#2112 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> Then some sort of security software is blocking the connection
#2113 [10:41] <ToDoomer> how can I check which one?
#2114 [10:41] <ToDoomer> I turned off my Norton 360
#2115 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> Check your computer for any antivirus software, some of them come with network protection as well
#2116 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> norton 360 would be one
#2117 [10:41] <ToDoomer> I turned it off
#2118 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> Try looking in there for network protection
#2119 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> You may not have turned off the right service
#2120 [10:41] <ToDoomer> I turned it off though
#2121 [10:41] <g> ~reload
#2122 [10:41] <GreyVulpine> Did you turn off all of it?
#2123 [10:42] <ToDoomer> I turned off the Firewall and Antivirus
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#2125 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> I'm 90% sure it's Norton
#2126 [10:42] <ToDoomer> so should I uninstall it?
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#2128 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> Could you try, as a test?
#2129 [10:42] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 9 working (7 normal, 2 reversed), and 2 broken.
#2130 [10:42] <ToDoomer> yes
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#2132 [10:43] <ToDoomer> It's uninstalling
#2133 [10:43] <ToDoomer> btw GreyVulpine thanks for your help so far
#2134 [10:43] <yenwen> anyone know if there is a way around the "No more empty item sprite indices left!
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#2136 [10:44] <Morrolan> yenwen: uhm, using any mods?
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#2138 [10:45] <yenwen> lots of mods. but wondering if there is a way to fit more. lol.
#2139 [10:45] <ToDoomer> Morrolan thank you too ;)
#2140 [10:45] <Morrolan> yenwen: I suggest you ask in #risucraft , they're the modding community.
#2141 [10:45] * g slaps his bot
#2141 [10:45] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Heh, you're welcome. ^^
#2142 [10:45] <yenwen> ok thanks.
#2143 [10:45] * Morrolan slaps g
#2143 [10:45] <Morrolan> Your bot has feelings too, you know!
#2144 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> Did it work?
#2145 [10:46] <Morrolan> Seriously though, how's the new bot coming along, g?
#2146 [10:46] <ToDoomer> everyone here has a bot?
#2147 [10:46] <g> the new one
#2148 [10:46] <g> it shortens urls
#2149 [10:46] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: Nah.
#2150 [10:46] <Morrolan> ToDoomer: There are only like, hmm. Five bots in here.
#2151 [10:46] <Morrolan> GreyBot, AuBot, Vox, McPlusPlus
#2152 [10:47] <ToDoomer> I'm afraid I am going to need to restart due to the uninstallment... ummm... install later...
#2153 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Bukkingham was in here earlier
#2154 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Don't know who put him in.
#2155 [10:47] <g> 303, we needed a translation bot
#2156 [10:47] <ToDoomer> What do they do?
#2157 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Ah
#2158 [10:47] <Morrolan> Hmm, didn't someone once ask a long time ago whether it was ok to put him in, Grey?
#2159 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Nobody asked me
#2160 [10:47] <Morrolan> Are you sure? Must have been Dope then who got asked.
#2161 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, okay
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#2163 [10:48] <mib_rc0owu> what happens when my minecraft crashes
#2164 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> We just like to keep "chatty" bots to a minimum here, or at least, have a function available to ops to shut them up on command
#2165 [10:48] <ToDoomer> ok I uninstalled my Norton 360
#2166 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> bukkingham likes to be really chatty
#2167 [10:48] <ToDoomer> currently no firewalls or antiviruses on my pC
#2168 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_rc0owu - Got a crash report?
#2169 [10:49] <mib_rc0owu> yes
#2170 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> Can you please post a copy of it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#2171 [10:49] <mib_rc0owu> i cant copy it
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#2173 [10:49] <mib_rc0owu> i downlaoded a texture pack and it crashed
#2174 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> Did you use a texture pack mib_rc0owu?
#2175 [10:49] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 9 working (7 normal, 2 reversed), and 2 broken.
#2176 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> Yeah.. do you know how to remove it?
#2177 [10:50] <ToDoomer> Entering server IP 127.0.0.1
#2178 [10:50] <mib_rc0owu> yes
#2179 [10:50] <ToDoomer> NOOOOO
#2180 [10:50] <ToDoomer> OMG!!!
#2181 [10:50] <GreyVulpine> Please remove it mib_rc0owu
#2182 [10:50] <mib_rc0owu> no
#2183 [10:50] <mib_rc0owu> i dont know how
#2184 [10:50] <GreyVulpine> Then, tell me your operating system, are you using windows? mac? linux?
#2185 [10:50] <mib_rc0owu> windows
#2186 [10:50] <ToDoomer> Windows 7
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#2188 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> What version of windows mib_rc0owu?
#2189 [10:51] <ToDoomer> oh
#2190 [10:51] <mib_rc0owu> hold on
#2191 [10:51] <mib_rc0owu> vista
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#2193 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> In your start menu, in the search bar, please type in: %appdata%
#2194 [10:51] <ToDoomer> is there any way I can find help for my problem?
#2195 [10:51] <mib_rc0owu> ok
#2196 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Go to the .minecraft folder.
#2197 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Delete the texturepack folder
#2198 [10:51] <mib_rc0owu> wait lemme right this down
#2199 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Restart minecraft
#2200 [10:52] <mib_rc0owu> but i deleted it in recyle bin
#2201 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - You're sure you're not running any other sort of firewall on your computer?
#2202 [10:52] <ToDoomer> 100% shure
#2203 [10:52] <mib_rc0owu> i think so
#2204 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_rc0owu - Try deleting the texturepack folder again
#2205 [10:52] <mib_rc0owu> kk wait
#2206 [10:52] <ToDoomer> Windows even told me I wasn't
#2207 [10:53] <mib_rc0owu> do i delete it in recycle bin too?
#2208 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_rc0owu - Don't need to
#2209 [10:53] <mib_rc0owu> ok lemme try restarting minecraft
#2210 [10:53] <ToDoomer> Does Notch have a support email?
#2211 [10:53] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - No
#2212 [10:54] <ToDoomer> ghhh...
#2213 [10:54] * GreyVulpine pokes Morrolan
#2213 [10:54] <ToDoomer> nothing I can do
#2214 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> What am I missing here?
#2215 [10:54] <mib_rc0owu> than u soooooooooooooooo much
#2216 [10:54] <mib_rc0owu> its working
#2217 [10:54] <McPlusPlus> [mcpp-ircbot] Changeset [33]: Continuing to do stuff (maybe) (gdude2002) - http://is.gd/OWXxJ9
#2218 [10:54] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/mGv9tt
#2219 [10:55] <McPlusPlus> [Mojang-blog] The Steve heads are coming to E3! (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/UktXvY
#2220 [10:55] <McPlusPlus> [MC-Updates] Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/m5HTAa
#2221 [10:55] <ToDoomer> maybe it isn't the right IP adress?
#2222 [10:55] <g> sorry
#2223 [10:55] <g> wtf
#2224 [10:55] <g> my bad, apologies
#2225 [10:55] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2225 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#2226 [10:55] <ToDoomer> GreyVulpine, maybe 127.0.0.1 is incorrect?
#2227 [10:55] <g> trying to change the way assembla feeds work
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#2230 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> ToDoomer - 127.0.0.1 should be pointing back to your computer..
#2231 [10:56] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 9 working (7 normal, 2 reversed), and 2 broken.
#2232 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> I hate comcast >.>
#2233 [10:56] <g> that's it.
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#2238 [11:07] <Compodulator> hi, i'm having a problem with my minecraft client
#2239 [11:08] <Compodulator> when i try to get into mc.imdeity.com it says "bad login"
#2240 [11:08] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Have you bought Minecraft?
#2241 [11:08] <Compodulator> yes
#2242 [11:08] <Compodulator> username is same as this
#2243 [11:08] <ToDoomer> when?
#2244 [11:08] <Compodulator> eh... good question, hold on while i check my paypal
#2245 [11:09] <bezaban> Compodulator: also, that server requires you to be whitelisted with teh server admins. Have you sent them your username and a request to join them?
#2246 [11:10] <Compodulator> i have bought my copy on the 20th of march 2011
#2247 [11:10] <ToDoomer> odd, you should be able to log into Minecraft
#2248 [11:10] <ToDoomer> did you go check the support page?
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#2250 [11:11] <Compodulator> ok then, i'd like to test this. could you recommend a non-whitelist server?
#2251 [11:11] <bezaban> s.nerd.nu
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#2253 [11:12] <Compodulator> ok then, i guess it's a whitelist thing
#2254 [11:12] <Compodulator> thanks for clearing this up
#2255 [11:12] <bezaban> no problem. happy mining
#2256 [11:12] <dens36> a black screen comes up after a few minutes of playing
#2257 [11:13] <dens36> is there any fix for this
#2258 [11:13] <ToDoomer> MP or SP?
#2259 [11:13] <dens36> what
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#2261 [11:14] <ToDoomer> Multiplayer or Singleplayer>
#2262 [11:14] <dens36> both
#2263 [11:14] <sirloin> hi all o/
#2264 [11:14] <ToDoomer> ok...
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#2266 [11:14] <ToDoomer> did you try deleting you bin?
#2267 [11:15] <sirloin> did you found a soloution for the "out of memory" bug?
#2268 [11:15] <dens36> yep
#2269 [11:15] <dens36> didnt work
#2270 [11:15] <ToDoomer> do you have the latest Minecraft 1.6.6?
#2271 [11:15] <dens36> yes
#2272 [11:15] <ToDoomer> how about the latest Java version?
#2273 [11:15] <dens36> yep
#2274 [11:16] <ToDoomer> and video card version?
#2275 [11:16] <dens36> think so
#2276 [11:16] <ToDoomer> check
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#2279 [11:20] <horsetoe> Hello!
#2280 [11:20] <horsetoe> I got a problem
#2281 [11:20] <horsetoe> When i start minecraft, the program crahses
#2282 [11:20] <Shayd> You have shitty pc
#2283 [11:20] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Hmm?
#2284 [11:20] <horsetoe> Also when i try to play it in browser
#2285 [11:20] <Shayd> you have shitty browser
#2286 [11:21] <horsetoe> I think it have something to do with a texturepack
#2287 [11:21] <Morrolan> horsetoe: WIndows?
#2288 [11:21] <horsetoe> Yeah.
#2289 [11:21] <Morrolan> ??> horsetoe win/reinst
#2290 [11:21] <VoxelHead> horsetoe: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2291 [11:21] <VoxelHead> horsetoe: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2292 [11:21] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions.
#2293 [11:22] <Morrolan> Tell us if it didn't work.
#2294 [11:23] <dens36> can anyone help me with my black screen problem
#2295 [11:23] <dens36> happens after i play minecraft for a few minutes
#2296 [11:23] <horsetoe> I just removed the installed texturepacks, and it worked!
#2297 [11:23] <horsetoe> Thanks guy!
#2298 [11:25] <dens36> anyone?
#2299 [11:25] <sirloin> i've got a problem: minecraft has run out of memory
#2300 [11:25] <sirloin> can someone help?
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#2302 [11:26] <McPlusPlus> [mcpp-ircbot] Changeset [34]: The bot now shortens URLs if it's the first thing in the message, and starts with http:// or https:// (gdude2002) - http://is.gd/ppvjDf
#2303 [11:26] <Awesomeness> sirloin; restart minecraft
#2304 [11:26] <sirloin> and than?
#2305 [11:28] <dens36> can someone plz help me.
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#2307 [11:30] <dens36> a black screen happens after a few minutes of playing minecraft
#2308 [11:30] <vcordie> Dens36: Okay. How are we suppose to help you if we only have that information?
#2309 [11:31] <dens36> what else do u need
#2310 [11:31] <dens36> it happens in mp and sp
#2311 [11:31] <dens36> and in browser
#2312 [11:31] <vcordie> We'd need an error report of sorts. I know the bot in #risucraft has a command to link you to one, but im sure the bot in here has one as well. Does anyone know the command for this particular bot?
#2313 [11:31] <McPlusPlus> [mcpp-ircbot] Changeset [35]: Fixed a small error. (gdude2002) - http://is.gd/7U6JaY
#2314 [11:31] <splodge> I cannot get to the menu page of the game . It says there is an error!
#2315 [11:31] <_303> what happens if you use the for download client instead, dens36 ?
#2316 [11:32] <dens36> what
#2317 [11:32] <dens36> _303 what do you mean
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#2320 [11:37] <Kealper> Shadow|Drowsey: Drowsy*
#2321 [11:37] <g> lol
#2322 [11:37] <Kealper> :P
#2323 [11:37] <Shadow|Drowsy> Im drowsy, so stfu
#2324 [11:37] <Shadow|Drowsy> D:<
#2325 [11:37] <g> hmm, http://irc.pearsoncoles.com:8085/browse/SUPPORTIRCBOT-SUPPORTIRCBOT
#2326 [11:37] <g> 80% success rate
#2327 [11:37] <g> not bad
#2328 [11:37] <g> ~stfu
#2329 [11:37] <g> ^ @bot
#2330 [11:37] <Kealper> lol
#2331 [11:38] <g> :P
#2332 [11:38] <splodge> hi we keep getting a message to say that minecraft has crashed and requesting that we copy and e-mail the error report. Only prob is because it has crashed can't copy anything! This has happened for 3 days running now
#2333 [11:39] <Kealper> splodge: does it show that and go away really fast?
#2334 [11:39] <splodge> no it just stays
#2335 [11:39] <vcordie> you can't click and drag and then hit control C?
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#2337 [11:39] <Kealper> you should be able to
#2338 [11:40] <dens36> i cant give you guys an error report because when minecratft black screens there is no error report
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#2340 [11:40] <vcordie> dens: use this. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat
#2341 [11:40] <Denji1337> Hey GreyVulpine im back you can help me now ?
#2342 [11:41] <splodge> vcordie and kealper - thanks we can try that
#2343 [11:41] <vcordie> then run it, wait till black screen, then copy paste the thing int he bat to pastebin.com, and give us the link.
#2344 [11:41] <Denji1337> Somebody can help me ?
#2345 [11:41] <Shadow|Drowsy> Kealper, you're the one with the same birthday as me, right?
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#2347 [11:42] <dens36> i cant get the error because when minecraft black screens my whole cp black screens making it impossible to do anything
#2348 [11:42] <vcordie> That's not normal
#2349 [11:42] <dens36> except restart
#2350 [11:42] <Shadow|Drowsy> whatre the specs of your computer?
#2351 [11:42] <vcordie> and sounds like your graphic card failed.
#2352 [11:42] <Kealper> Shadow|Drowsy: 7/20?
#2353 [11:42] <Shadow|Drowsy> <3
#2354 [11:42] <Kealper> <3
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#2356 [11:43] <Denji1337> HELLPP!!!
#2357 [11:43] <Kealper> right then....afk for a funeral
#2358 [11:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337, calm yourself
#2359 [11:43] <dens36> i think it maybe a memory leak i'm not sure though
#2360 [11:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> might end up with wet pants
#2361 [11:43] <vcordie> ?? ask | Denji1337
#2362 [11:43] <vcordie> grr.
#2363 [11:43] <vcordie> I'll never get a hang of this bot.
#2364 [11:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> ??ask | Denji1337
#2365 [11:43] <Denji1337> Minecraft laggs when i start it.I even can't try to login
#2366 [11:44] <Denji1337> I never had this problem before
#2367 [11:44] <Denji1337> but it started in Version 1.5
#2368 [11:44] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: When did this start to happen?
#2369 [11:44] <Denji1337> I was playing 1.5
#2370 [11:44] <mib_kk9930> so can someone help me i was able to play earlier but now i keep getting this error org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not acclerated
#2371 [11:45] <Denji1337> Next day It was lagging terrible on login site and i can't play anymore
#2372 [11:45] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930: force update or try to update your drivers
#2373 [11:45] <mib_kk9930> alright
#2374 [11:45] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: might have to do with your internet or minecraft.net is just being laggy
#2375 [11:45] <Denji1337> No it started like before 2-3 weeks
#2376 [11:45] <Morrolan> Vcrodie, it'd be "??> Denji1337 ask" ;)
#2377 [11:45] <Denji1337> and now i can't play anymore
#2378 [11:46] <Shadow|Drowsy> ??> Morrolan ask
#2379 [11:46] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2380 [11:46] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2381 [11:46] <splodge> vcordie: sorry this wasnt working
#2382 [11:46] <Shadow|Drowsy> woo
#2383 [11:46] <Morrolan> Exactly. :)
#2384 [11:46] <Denji1337> i dont think thats something with my inet
#2385 [11:46] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: alright, tell me exactly what your problem is from start which is what happens
#2386 [11:46] <Denji1337> ok
#2387 [11:46] <Denji1337> I played Minecraft in Version 1.5
#2388 [11:46] <Denji1337> before 2-3 Weeks
#2389 [11:47] <Shadow|Drowsy> wait
#2390 [11:47] <dens36> also my black screen problem occurs in the browser to
#2391 [11:47] <Shadow|Drowsy> you played it about 2-3 weeks ago when it was 1.5, am I understanding your engrish?
#2392 [11:47] <Denji1337> yes
#2393 [11:47] <Denji1337> and it still not working in never versions
#2394 [11:47] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: you didnt answer my question
#2395 [11:48] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: any errors or what have you done to try to resolve it
#2396 [11:48] <Denji1337> i deleted it and in appdata too
#2397 [11:48] <Denji1337> but i didnt worked
#2398 [11:48] <dens36> i have all the latest drivers if that's what your asking
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#2400 [11:48] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: I was asking what are the specs of your computer 3 times and you never responded
#2401 [11:49] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: alright, have you tried updating java or your drivers for your computer?
#2402 [11:49] <dens36> sry what do u mean by specs
#2403 [11:49] <Denji1337> yes everything is uptodate
#2404 [11:49] <vcordie> ??> dens36 dxdiag
#2405 [11:49] <Denji1337> When i start minecraft it laggs rly hard and i just see username box and password box
#2406 [11:49] <vcordie> grr
#2407 [11:49] <vcordie> I have to go
#2408 [11:50] <Denji1337> but the update page on the left i can't see it
#2409 [11:50] <Shadow|Drowsy> ??> dens36 dxdiag
#2410 [11:50] <Shadow|Drowsy> darn
#2411 [11:50] <dens36> i have it
#2412 [11:50] <Denji1337> Shell i show it to you on TeamViewer ?
#2413 [11:50] <Shadow|Drowsy> okay, dens36, use it and tell me the specs of your computer such as ram, processor speed, and video card
#2414 [11:50] <_303> ??> dens36 win/dxdiag
#2415 [11:50] <VoxelHead> dens36: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2416 [11:50] <VoxelHead> dens36: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2417 [11:50] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: just take screenshots
#2418 [11:51] <Denji1337> ok
#2419 [11:51] <Denji1337> wait
#2420 [11:51] <dens36> 3072 mb ram
#2421 [11:52] <dens36> 2.0 GHz
#2422 [11:52] <Shadow|Drowsy> dual or single core
#2423 [11:52] <dens36> single
#2424 [11:53] <Shadow|Drowsy> hm
#2425 [11:53] <Shadow|Drowsy> what about the card
#2426 [11:53] <dens36> AMD M880G
#2427 [11:54] <dens36> wait device or driver
#2428 [11:54] <Shadow|Drowsy> device
#2429 [11:54] <dens36> ok
#2430 [11:54] <Denji1337> Shadow|Drowsy shell i send it her ?
#2431 [11:54] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: http://imgur.com
#2432 [11:55] <Denji1337> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/unbenanntfgh.jpg/
#2433 [11:55] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: make sure your drivers are up-to-date and you have the correct version of java installed
#2434 [11:55] <Shadow|Drowsy> other than that, I'd guess its your processor
#2435 [11:55] <dens36> with ATI mobility radeon HD 4200
#2436 [11:55] <Denji1337> http://i.imgur.com/56Lay.jpg
#2437 [11:55] <dens36> and every thing is up-to-date
#2438 [11:56] <BlackGyver> LIES
#2439 [11:56] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: sounds like your internet is acting up. how fast do webpages load?
#2440 [11:56] <Denji1337> fast
#2441 [11:56] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: then your processor is too slow for minecraft
#2442 [11:56] <Denji1337> no problems had ever
#2443 [11:56] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: try reinstalling java
#2444 [11:56] <Denji1337> ok
#2445 [11:56] <hmw> dens36: black screen happening erratically, or always at the same point?
#2446 [11:56] <dens36> its weird though because its never happened before it just started happening yesterday
#2447 [11:57] <dens36> errtically
#2448 [11:57] <Shadow|Drowsy> might be a glitch then
#2449 [11:57] <hmw> dens36: perhaps temperature
#2450 [11:57] <Shadow|Drowsy> When does it usually happen?
#2451 [11:57] <dens36> some times after a few minutes or a few seconds different every time
#2452 [11:58] <hmw> dens36: if your cpu/gpu is overheating, clean the fans and/or try to limit fps
#2453 [11:58] <dens36> i don't think its overheating
#2454 [11:59] <dens36> it might be a memory leak
#2455 [11:59] <hmw> dens36: i'd verify. Erratic crashes would indicate hardware failure or perhaps malware (if everything else is updated and "OK")... Is your OS is still stable, while the game crashes?
#2456 [12:00] <Denji1337> Shadow|Drowsy reinstalling Java didn't worked :S
#2457 [12:00] <dens36> it says my minecraft is not a licensed copy
#2458 [12:00] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: try force updating minecraft
#2459 [12:01] <dens36> ok
#2460 [12:01] <hmw> dens36: did you buy it? if so, there might be an issue after you logged in on another pc
#2461 [12:01] <Shadow|Drowsy> Denji1337: im not sure then
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#2463 [12:01] <dens36> yes
#2464 [12:01] <Denji1337> nah ok :) anyway thx for helping if not i have to reinstall my pc :(((
#2465 [12:01] <hmw> dens36: force update, good luck
#2466 [12:01] <dens36> but ive never logged on, on another pc
#2467 [12:02] <mib_kk9930> how do i force update my drivers
#2468 [12:03] <mib_kk9930> the pixxel error keeps shoing up
#2469 [12:03] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930: force update minecraft
#2470 [12:04] <mib_ixvh7g> Hello, When i start my i can choose if i want to update or run the game, when i run minecraft it's stoping at "Done Loading" then nothing happens... If i choose to update an error message appears after 10 sec loading time... (i have a mac)
#2471 [12:05] <mib_kk9930> hiw do i do that?
#2472 [12:05] <mib_kk9930> how*
#2473 [12:05] <Shadow|Drowsy> ew macs :<
#2474 [12:05] <mib_ixvh7g> I know, i hate em'
#2475 [12:05] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_ixvh7g: whats the error?
#2476 [12:05] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930: start up the launcher, click options, click force update
#2477 [12:05] <mib_ixvh7g> A wierd message
#2478 [12:05] <mib_ixvh7g> ok i will try
#2479 [12:05] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_ixvh7g: thats not exactly helpinf.
#2480 [12:05] <Shadow|Drowsy> helping*
#2481 [12:06] <mib_kk9930> i cant even get the far before my error shows up
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#2483 [12:06] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930 what's your error
#2484 [12:07] <mib_kk9930> org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not acclerated
#2485 [12:07] <squiggy> Me? I'm having a CTD error
#2486 [12:07] <Shadow|Drowsy> okay, when you start the launcher, it shouldnt be doing that
#2487 [12:07] <Shadow|Drowsy> squiggy: I didnt say squiggy did i?
#2488 [12:07] <mib_ixvh7g> The error says when i update "Failed To Lunch"
#2489 [12:07] <squiggy> I'm sorry, didn't know
#2490 [12:07] <Shadow|Drowsy> try reading next time please
#2491 [12:07] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_ixvh7g: try deleting the bin folder
#2492 [12:08] <Shadow|Drowsy> inside %appdata%/.minecraft/bin/
#2493 [12:08] <mib_kk9930> well im playing the free one at the moment i was gonna go buy it but since i keep getting this error idk if i should
#2494 [12:08] <mib_kk9930> id like to fix it before i do
#2495 [12:09] <Morrolan> ??> mib_ixvh7g win/reinst
#2496 [12:09] <VoxelHead> mib_ixvh7g: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2497 [12:09] <VoxelHead> mib_ixvh7g: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2498 [12:09] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions, come back if it didn't work.
#2499 [12:09] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930: well now that I know it's classic, that opens up the chances that your computer cant support minecraft if it cant support classic mode
#2500 [12:10] <Morrolan> ??> mib_kk9930 demo
#2501 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_kk9930: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2502 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_kk9930: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2503 [12:10] <Morrolan> Try this one, mib_kk9930, then you'll see whether it works or not.
#2504 [12:10] <ellisgeek> mib_kk9930 your computer is to old try playing on a better machine or update your graphics card
#2505 [12:10] <mib_kk9930> i just got it last year and i was able to play like 2hours ago
#2506 [12:10] <ellisgeek> thats the only advice i can give
#2507 [12:10] <ellisgeek> ??
#2508 [12:11] <mib_kk9930> ima try the demo
#2509 [12:11] <ellisgeek> ??> mib_kk9930 win/dxdiag
#2510 [12:11] <VoxelHead> mib_kk9930: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2511 [12:11] <VoxelHead> mib_kk9930: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2515 [12:14] <mib_kk9930> pastebin.com/40n92k64
#2516 [12:14] <ellisgeek> !check s0urc3.dyndns-server.com
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#2518 [12:15] <Hugo2dog> Has anyone succefully made a minecraft client?
#2519 [12:16] <Viperdream> Hi, I'm having an error which closes my Minecraft. After I deleted the bin and redownload it, it works fine for like 10 minutes but then the crash happens again. It only happens om multiplayer. I can link the error file if needed. The problematic frames are always .dll related
#2520 [12:16] <Shadow|Drowsy> Probably, why do you ask?
#2521 [12:16] <Hugo2dog> just thinking of making 1
#2522 [12:16] <Hugo2dog> or modding 1 for personal use
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#2524 [12:16] <Hugo2dog> viperstream whats ure specs?
#2525 [12:17] <Viperdream> I've updated my java and graphic drivers. Do I need to link all of them?
#2526 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - Please upload one of those error files to pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#2527 [12:18] <dens36> nvm black screen only happens in mp
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#2529 [12:18] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: might be the server then
#2530 [12:18] <Viperdream> Ok, should I add a dxdiag file to it as well?
#2531 [12:19] <mib_kk9930> pastebin.com/40n92k64
#2532 [12:19] <Shadow|Drowsy> mib_kk9930 that pastebin is blank
#2533 [12:19] <mib_kk9930> whatt
#2534 [12:19] <mib_kk9930> hold on
#2535 [12:19] <ellisgeek> mib_kk9930 i am getting a blank paste when i go yo the link try again
#2536 [12:19] <Hugo2dog> ure right
#2537 [12:19] <dens36> is there anything i can so about it
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#2539 [12:19] <Shadow|Drowsy> Hugo2dog: making your own client and distributing is illegal
#2540 [12:19] <dens36> do*
#2541 [12:20] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: have you tried other servers?
#2542 [12:20] <Hugo2dog> i am not going to distribute it
#2543 [12:20] <dens36> hold on
#2544 [12:20] <ellisgeek> Building Qt4 from source makes me lag :'(
#2545 [12:20] <Viperdream> Here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/eapz47w8
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#2547 [12:21] <Shadow|Drowsy> Hugo2dog: then I believe you're allowed to.
#2548 [12:21] <panitaliemom> ok this is mib_kk9930
#2549 [12:21] <panitaliemom> heres the bin
#2550 [12:21] <panitaliemom> http://pastebin.com/40N92K64
#2551 [12:21] <Hugo2dog> thank you shadow
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#2553 [12:21] <Hugo2dog> ill have a go
#2554 [12:21] <Shadow|Drowsy> its its a hack though
#2555 [12:21] <mib_hbrh2j> hi
#2556 [12:21] <Shadow|Drowsy> people wont be too happy with your decision
#2557 [12:22] <Hugo2dog> =[
#2558 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - Have you done a complete uninstall and reinstall of java?
#2559 [12:22] <mib_hbrh2j> i have a problem with minecraft
#2560 [12:22] <Hugo2dog> no hacks
#2561 [12:22] <mib_hbrh2j> anyone german ?#
#2562 [12:22] <Shadow|Drowsy> panitaliemom: what was your issue again?
#2563 [12:22] <Shadow|Drowsy> ??> mib_hbrh2j ask
#2564 [12:22] <VoxelHead> mib_hbrh2j: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2565 [12:22] <VoxelHead> mib_hbrh2j: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2567 [12:22] <mib_hbrh2j> i purchased minecraft over my neightbours wlan
#2568 [12:22] <Viperdream> Yes, multiple times
#2569 [12:23] <mib_hbrh2j> when i play a feww minutes in minecraft there comes a message tha this isnt a legal licenze
#2570 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - This seems like more of an overall system malfunction than a minecraft or java issue.
#2571 [12:23] <mib_hbrh2j> sorry for the bad english
#2572 [12:23] <Viperdream> I only have such errors with Minecraft though. Is there any way to fix it?
#2573 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - You may want to check up on updates for your system/OS.
#2574 [12:23] <panitaliemom> org.lwjgl.LWGJLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#2575 [12:24] <ellisgeek> panitaliemom looks like your graphics card is shit sorry try updateing drivers
#2576 [12:24] <dens36> it only happens on that server
#2577 [12:24] <Viperdream> Ok, I'll try that
#2578 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - Question for you, what is JavaFX?
#2579 [12:24] <panitaliemom> dang alright im doing that right now actually
#2580 [12:24] <ellisgeek> ok
#2581 [12:24] <panitaliemom> version 6 update 25
#2582 [12:25] <Viperdream> Don't know
#2583 [12:25] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: they might have a mod on then causing your client to crash
#2584 [12:25] <germanone> did someone notice my question?
#2585 [12:25] <ellisgeek> are you on a laptop?
#2586 [12:25] <Hugo2dog> elissgeek i have to agree with you
#2587 [12:25] <panitaliemom> me?
#2588 [12:25] <ellisgeek> ya
#2589 [12:25] <panitaliemom> yes
#2590 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - JavaFX is installed on your computer, I don't know what it is, but appearently it's some sort of java development program?
#2591 [12:25] <Hugo2dog> lack of drivers?
#2592 [12:25] <Viperdream> Ah yes, I tried to make a mod once
#2593 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - Could you look into what it is, and whether or not you need it
#2594 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> It may conflict with the java JRE you have installed
#2595 [12:26] <germanone> when i play minecraft there occures the message that this isnt a legal licence but i BOUGHT the game
#2596 [12:26] <panitaliemom> so the javafx?
#2597 [12:26] <Viperdream> Ok, I'll try that
#2598 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> panitaliemom - I wasn't talking to you
#2599 [12:26] <ellisgeek> ok nvm then cus if you had a desktop than i would say ho snag your self a decent graphics card for 100 bucks ad play moar games
#2600 [12:26] <panitaliemom> oh haha sorry my bad
#2601 [12:26] <Hugo2dog> germanone waht utl did u buy it from?
#2602 [12:26] <germanone> paypal
#2603 [12:27] <germanone> i cant play online
#2604 [12:27] <germanone> i only cant play offline
#2605 [12:27] <Hugo2dog> i mean did u buy it from minecraft.net?
#2606 [12:27] <germanone> yes
#2607 [12:27] <germanone> directly
#2608 [12:27] <ellisgeek> 'when i play minecraft there occures the message that this isnt a legal licence but i BOUGHT the game' mine craft does not use licenses did you buy from minecraft.net?
#2609 [12:27] <germanone> yes again
#2610 [12:27] <mib_ixvh7g> I will link a video soon with my error in it!
#2611 [12:28] <mib_ixvh7g> So you can see how lag it is
#2612 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> ellisgeek - It happens, it you bought it, just ignore the message
#2613 [12:28] <germanone> but the problem is, that i can't play online
#2614 [12:28] <germanone> multiplayer just doesnt work#
#2615 [12:28] <Shadow|Drowsy> germanone: whats the error online?
#2616 [12:28] <Shadow|Drowsy> also, saying it just doesnt work doesnt help at all
#2617 [12:29] <germanone> a sec please
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#2619 [12:29] <hablahobla> Hey guys, I'm having a problem with client startup. I get a "Error occurred during initialization of VM / Could not reserve enough space for object heap / Could not create the Java virtual machine." with minecrafterrortest.bat. I tried deleting .minecraft. Oddly enough the browser version works just fine.
#2620 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> hablahobla - How much RAm do you have?
#2621 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> If it's any less than a gig, you may have problems like that
#2622 [12:29] <germanone> when i start the game i only can take the option "play offline"
#2623 [12:29] <Awesomeness> germanone
#2624 [12:29] <Awesomeness> what's the username you are using to login?
#2625 [12:30] <germanone> my miencraft acc is linked on Ducky939
#2626 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> !Ducky939
#2627 [12:30] <Awesomeness> !Paid Ducky939
#2628 [12:30] <germanone> but i also can login without anything tipped in
#2629 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: I failed :P
#2630 [12:30] <germanone> ?
#2631 [12:30] <Awesomeness> Yes, you did.
#2632 [12:30] <Awesomeness> Anyway
#2633 [12:30] <Awesomeness> Germanone
#2634 [12:30] <Awesomeness> use this launcher, and tell me if you can login
#2635 [12:30] <germanone> ok
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#2637 [12:31] <Awesomeness> http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#2638 [12:31] <dens36> nope it happens on all servers i try to play on
#2639 [12:31] <germanone> no, icant, there occurs the message "play offline"
#2640 [12:31] <Shadow|Drowsy> dens36: try cleaning out the fans of your computer
#2641 [12:32] <Awesomeness> okay, uh, can you reinstall minecraft, please?
#2642 [12:32] <Shadow|Drowsy> germanone: make sure you're using the right password
#2643 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> germanone - What does it say before "play offline"?
#2644 [12:32] <Awesomeness> ??> germanone win/reinst
#2645 [12:32] <VoxelHead> germanone: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2646 [12:32] <germanone> my neighboure gave me the files for play offline, that i can play
#2647 [12:32] <VoxelHead> germanone: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2648 [12:32] <germanone> i reinstalled many times
#2649 [12:32] <hablahobla> greyvulpine 2GB physical, but I see that I somehow only have 400MB free
#2650 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> hablahobla - That would be why
#2651 [12:33] <Shadow|Drowsy> hablahobla: close background programs or get more ram
#2652 [12:33] <germanone> i deleted everything, but then nothing works, because minecraft cant connect to the server to download the files
#2653 [12:33] <Awesomeness> Interesting.
#2654 [12:33] <Awesomeness> I'll pm you.
#2655 [12:33] <germanone> im spporting my neighbour here
#2656 [12:33] <germanone> okay, thanks
#2657 [12:34] <Awesomeness> Oh?
#2658 [12:34] <Awesomeness> Wait, what
#2659 [12:35] <Awesomeness> <germanone> my miencraft acc is linked on Ducky939
#2660 [12:35] <Awesomeness> <tyteen4a03> !Ducky939
#2661 [12:35] <Awesomeness> <Awesomeness> !Paid Ducky939
#2662 [12:35] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2663 [12:35] <Awesomeness> hmm
#2664 [12:35] <Hugo2dog> germanone firewall perhaps?
#2665 [12:35] <Awesomeness> Oh well
#2666 [12:36] <Hugo2dog> i have no ide?
#2667 [12:36] <Shadow|Drowsy> germanone, is ducky939 your account or your neighbors?
#2668 [12:36] <Hugo2dog> idea?
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#2671 [12:36] <VoxelHead> bye onix
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#2673 [12:37] <Awesomeness> !Paid BlackR3d
#2674 [12:37] <Awesomeness> !Paid blackr3d
#2675 [12:37] <Awesomeness> Grey: apperantly, blackr3d is germanone's account
#2676 [12:37] <Awesomeness> It works for him
#2677 [12:37] <Hugo2dog> !paid hugo2dog
#2678 [12:37] <Awesomeness> but ducky939's is his neighbours account.
#2679 [12:38] <Awesomeness> and he is trying to help his neighbour
#2680 [12:38] <fuogo> computer wont load minecraft
#2681 [12:38] <germanone> yees, im trieng to help him
#2682 [12:38] <Shadow|Drowsy> if his neighbor didnt buy, then he cant play
#2683 [12:38] <Shadow|Drowsy> ??> fuogo ask
#2684 [12:38] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2685 [12:38] <Hugo2dog> in what way fuogo?
#2686 [12:38] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2687 [12:38] <germanone> he ghave me the 15 bugs and i paid with my paypal acc
#2688 [12:38] <Awesomeness> No, uhm, germanone bought the game for his neighbour
#2689 [12:39] <Shadow|Drowsy> alright
#2690 [12:39] <fuogo> it wont load logo or progress bar
#2691 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> germanone - Did your friend 'try' out minecraft with a copy before playing it?
#2692 [12:39] <germanone> nope
#2693 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - On the browser's classic client?
#2694 [12:39] <fuogo> yes
#2695 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - What operating system?
#2696 [12:40] <hablahobla> greyvulpine Looks like java was eating 400 and firefox another 200. Closing those gives me about 1GB, but it still doesn't run. I take it that I would need more still?
#2697 [12:40] <fuogo> windows
#2698 [12:40] <Hugo2dog> windows xp?
#2699 [12:40] <fuogo> think so
#2700 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> hablahobla - a full gig should be enough, if that doesn't work, try an uninstall/reinstall of java
#2701 [12:40] <mib_xcih6t> i cant download minecraft D:
#2702 [12:40] <mib_xcih6t> do u get this wierd spasm screen with grey and black?
#2703 [12:40] <Shadow|Drowsy> screw that, I run minecraft on windows. what windows you say? 98
#2704 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Go to %temp% via your run command, look for folders named "www.minecraft.net" and "minecraft.net"
#2705 [12:41] <germanone> greyvulpine, any idea?
#2706 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> Delete them if you fi
#2707 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> bah
#2708 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> germanone - what oeprating system is he using?
#2709 [12:42] <germanone> windows
#2710 [12:42] <Awesomeness> Windows...Xp,Vista,7?
#2711 [12:42] <germanone> 7
#2712 [12:42] <germanone> fresh installed
#2713 [12:42] <Awesomeness> ugh, I didn't put spaces in there.
#2714 [12:42] <mib_xcih6t> i recently bought minecraft and when i attempted to download it, the first downloader doesnt work and the second gives my a jumbled up grey screen that looks like the mincraft screen
#2715 [12:42] <Awesomeness> *Windows...Xp, Vista, 7.
#2716 [12:42] <Awesomeness> That's better. :D
#2717 [12:42] <Shadow|Drowsy> I wonder if windows 98 could run minecraft better than windows 7...
#2718 [12:42] <Shadow|Drowsy> since its all pixels ;D
#2719 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> Could you head to this place on his hard drive: c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\
#2720 [12:42] <germanone> done
#2721 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> In there, you'll find a file named "hosts", please open it up in notepad
#2722 [12:42] <Hugo2dog> i dont think so shadow
#2723 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> copy everything in there, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2724 [12:43] <Hugo2dog> cause large maps?
#2725 [12:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> shh Hugo2dog, quit crushin mah dreams D:<
#2726 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> Submit it and give us the URL
#2727 [12:43] <Hugo2dog> high amounts of space
#2728 [12:43] <Hugo2dog> ..........
#2729 [12:43] <Herobrine> GreyVulpine: isnt there a FAQ entry for that?
#2730 [12:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> Hugo2dog: get a terrabyte hd
#2731 [12:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> ;D
#2732 [12:43] <VoxelHead> ^_^
#2733 [12:43] <Shadow|Drowsy> never said it had to be run on floppies
#2734 [12:44] <Hugo2dog> got 500gb........
#2735 [12:44] <germanone> greyvulpine, i have sent you a pm
#2736 [12:44] <germanone> with the link
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#2738 [12:45] <Hugo2dog> shadow one of my disires is to own a commodore 64 . im very sure that would run minecraft.............
#2739 [12:45] <Shadow|Drowsy> I got a 500gb in my desktop and one in my laptop. if the laptop dies again, I got meself a terr
#2740 [12:45] <Hugo2dog> because its old...............
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#2742 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> germanone - Question for you, does his windows username contain a ! mark in it?
#2743 [12:45] <Shadow|Drowsy> Hugo2dog: that would run it on the higher res and everythin bro
#2744 [12:46] <germanone> nope
#2745 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> germanone - You're sure?
#2746 [12:46] <germanone> yes
#2747 [12:46] <germanone> mathias, thats the userna,e
#2748 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> germanone - Could you please give me the output of "ping minecraft.net" in the command prompt?
#2749 [12:46] <hablahobla> greyvulpine Ok, I'll try that. Also steam is eating another 100MB, maybe that would also help. Thanks, hope it works
#2750 [12:46] <Viperdream> Thanks GreyVulpine, haven't had any crashes yet so far :)
#2751 [12:46] <Hugo2dog> lol yere it would look great in all its 8 bit epicness...........
#2752 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> Viperdream - Good to hear
#2753 [12:47] <germanone> how can i mark text in the cmd?
#2754 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> germanone - Right click on the command prompt, choose "mark", click and drag selection
#2755 [12:47] <germanone> but i would say it can ping miencraft.net
#2756 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> right click again
#2757 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> Then copy into notepad
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#2759 [12:48] <germanone> done, sent you the link per pm
#2760 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> Alright, um, hosts file look clean, ping is sending back the right ip address
#2761 [12:49] <germanone> yep
#2762 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> Next thing to check is the computer's security software, make sure java is not blocked
#2763 [12:49] * Shadow|Drowsy blocks java
#2763 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> If he has a firewall up on the computer, allow java through
#2764 [12:49] <germanone> ive deactiveated everything
#2765 [12:50] * Shadow|Drowsy makes Anti-Shadow Virus Protection
#2765 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> Many firewalls do not unload completely even after you tell them to go down
#2766 [12:50] <germanone> okay, so i have to enable java through firewall?#
#2767 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> If there is a firewall, allow java through
#2768 [12:52] <germanone> wasnt already done
#2769 [12:52] <germanone> is already done, sorry :D#
#2770 [12:53] <germanone> but it doesnt work
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#2773 [12:53] <VoxelHead> I like them =)
#2774 [12:55] <germanone> another suggestion?
#2775 [12:55] <vcordie> Doesn't work doesn't mean anything
#2776 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> germanone - What is the error you get before "play offline"
#2777 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> Can't connect to minecraft.net? Login failed?
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#2779 [12:56] <germanone> "too many failed logins"
#2780 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> That.. would be why
#2781 [12:56] <germanone> ?
#2782 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> He's trying to log in too many times, with a bad username/password
#2783 [12:57] <germanone> okay, whats your suggestion?
#2784 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> The login server is throttling the login, to protect the account from being brute forced
#2785 [12:57] <germanone> Oo now tjhere occures "login failed"
#2786 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> Just wait a few hours, then have him do this:
#2787 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
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#2789 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> Recover his account, using only the email address he thinks he used to register for the account
#2790 [12:58] <germanone> already done that
#2791 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> make sure there's no special characters in the password
#2792 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> only letters and numbers
#2793 [12:58] <germanone> he has a "ö" in his pw
#2794 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> That would be the problem
#2795 [12:59] <germanone> is this a special charakter?
#2796 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2797 [12:59] <germanone> okay, thanks!
#2798 [12:59] <germanone> i'll try that
#2799 [13:01] <germanone> changed his pw, and now?#
#2800 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> Now have him try minecraft again
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#2802 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> use the new login
#2803 [13:01] <germanone> works!!!!
#2804 [13:01] <germanone> thanks dude
#2805 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> Good to hear
#2806 [13:02] <germanone> a big thank you from my friend, too
#2807 [13:02] <germanone> some day he'll send you a burger
#2808 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> Heh, long distance burger.
#2809 [13:02] <germanone> german burger :D
#2810 [13:02] <ConnorBhoy> Alright, read the rules, so I just address my problem here?
#2811 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Yes ConnorBhoy
#2812 [13:03] <ConnorBhoy> Well, basically, I have this issue with the game itself, and it has only recently started happening.
#2813 [13:03] <ConnorBhoy> Whenever I try and load or create a map, or join a server, the game finishes loading the map and freezes up
#2814 [13:04] <ConnorBhoy> Then just exits
#2815 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried deleting the .minecraft folder?
#2816 [13:04] <ConnorBhoy> Several times, I've deleted everything to do with minecraft from my PC about 4 tims
#2817 [13:04] <ConnorBhoy> times*
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#2819 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> How about completely uninstalling and reinstalling java?
#2820 [13:05] <ConnorBhoy> Well, here's the funny thing
#2821 [13:05] <ConnorBhoy> I can play it fine in my browser
#2822 [13:05] <ConnorBhoy> But as soon as I load a map on the client it crashes
#2823 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> Does it crash with any error reports?
#2824 [13:06] <ConnorBhoy> Nope, just exits completely, although if you tell me where the reports are found normally I'll find it
#2825 [13:06] <Hablahobla> Hey guys, I was asking about some java problems maybe 20 minutes ago. So I deinstalled all the java iterations I had in add/remove programs and re-installed the latest version. I also managed to free 1,33GB physical memory. The client still won't start.
#2826 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - If it generated any, it would be in the same folder where you have the launcher
#2827 [13:06] <ConnorBhoy> Alright, I'll get it
#2828 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - What error do you get still?
#2829 [13:08] <Hablahobla> I just get a bloop sound and no visual cues, and "Error occurred during initialization of VM / Could not reserve enough space for object heap / Could not create the Java virtual machine." in minecrafterrortest.bat
#2830 [13:09] <ConnorBhoy> I'll pastebin it
#2831 [13:09] <ConnorBhoy> http://pastebin.com/1JjEq3ub
#2832 [13:09] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - What OS?
#2833 [13:09] <Hablahobla> Windows XP
#2834 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - Looks like.. your intel graphics drivers need to be updated
#2835 [13:10] <ConnorBhoy> Even though I can run it in the browser?
#2836 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - Do you have the latest service pack installed for it?
#2837 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - Yes
#2838 [13:10] <ConnorBhoy> o_o
#2839 [13:10] <ConnorBhoy> afaik I've updated it to the latest version
#2840 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - You didn't use windows update to check, right?
#2841 [13:11] <ConnorBhoy> No.
#2842 [13:11] <ConnorBhoy> I downloaded the latest driver for my card from the intel site.
#2843 [13:12] <Hablahobla> I have 5.1.2600 Service pack 3, which seems to be the latest one by a quick googling.
#2844 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - You're sure it's the latest? Did you use the driver update utility, or did you search for the updated file?
#2845 [13:14] <ConnorBhoy> Searched for the most recent one. :/
#2846 [13:14] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - Hmm, those are the three most common causes for your error, either windows needs to be updated, java needs to be reinstalled, or you don't have enough ram
#2847 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> You've checked those three..
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#2849 [13:15] <Hablahobla> Is there maybe any more detailed diagnostic I could run?
#2850 [13:15] <ConnorBhoy> Damn, I really feel sorry for all you guys, it must be torture having to deal with us newbs with errors all day. :P
#2851 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> Hah, some of us do it for fun
#2852 [13:15] <ConnorBhoy> ;)
#2853 [13:15] <VoxelHead> =D
#2854 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - I'm afraid to ask for system specs, knowing it's an intel card..
#2855 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> How much RAM do you have on there?
#2856 [13:16] <Awesomeness> lmao
#2857 [13:16] <ConnorBhoy> 3gb, but I was actually able to run it fine before. :P
#2858 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> Weird. that should be plenty then.
#2859 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - I don't really have an answer for you on that... could you perhaps give me a dxdiag?
#2860 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> ??> Hablahobla win/dxdiag
#2861 [13:17] <VoxelHead> Hablahobla: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2862 [13:17] <VoxelHead> Hablahobla: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2863 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - Are there any further error reports? Was the one you gave me the latest?
#2864 [13:18] <ConnorBhoy> The latest yeah.
#2865 [13:19] <Hablahobla> http://pastebin.com/gArYHj7H
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#2868 [13:20] <Bongo90> hi
#2869 [13:21] <Bongo90> could someone tell me how long it takes to let me play minecraft after i bought it?
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#2871 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Bongo90 - It can be immediate, or it could take up to a few hours
#2872 [13:25] <Bongo90> how i recognize when its ready?
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#2874 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> Bongo90 - You'll be able to log in without the error "User not premium"
#2875 [13:26] <Bongo90> ^^
#2876 [13:26] <VoxelHead> =)
#2877 [13:26] <Bongo90> no email?
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#2879 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - The error's not giving me anything more than just, intel drivers are the problem.
#2880 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> I don't really have anything more there.
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#2882 [13:26] <Nuskad> hey there
#2883 [13:27] <ConnorBhoy> But, is the intel driver thing really within reason? I mean, I can play it perfect on my browser, as soon as I switch to the client it hangs.
#2884 [13:27] <Nuskad> can anyone help me
#2885 [13:27] <Nuskad> ?
#2886 [13:27] * mib_j9p60m [mib_j9p60m@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2887 [13:27] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go o_O.
#2888 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> ConnorBhoy - That's really all I can tell you from the error log
#2889 [13:29] <ConnorBhoy> D:
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#2893 [13:30] <VoxelHead> mmm mib_6h8kru
#2894 [13:31] <Nuskad> is there anyone who can help me?
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#2896 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - I'm not seeing anything else from the dxdiag there. Have you done a full reboot of your computer yet?
#2897 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Nuskad - With?
#2898 [13:32] <Nuskad> minecraft
#2899 [13:32] <Nuskad> :D
#2900 [13:32] <VoxelHead> -_-
#2901 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Obviously.
#2902 [13:32] <Nuskad> ok
#2903 [13:32] <Hablahobla> Yes, I rebooted after removing all the javas and then again after installing the latest.
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#2906 [13:33] <aargh> help!
#2907 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> answer!
#2908 [13:33] <aargh> I can't run minecraft
#2909 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> Why can't you
#2910 [13:33] <aargh> getting a java error of some sort
#2911 [13:33] <aargh> java.nio.bufferoverflow
#2912 [13:33] <aargh> :-S
#2913 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> ??> aargh win/reinst
#2914 [13:34] <VoxelHead> aargh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2915 [13:34] <VoxelHead> aargh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2917 [13:34] <aargh> thankyou
#2918 [13:34] <Nuskad> so when ever i run the game i get a black screen of death, and when i run MC from the windows client i get a cant connect to minecraft.net error but when i run it from the linux client i can connect but the Black Screen of death comes up
#2919 [13:35] * mib_l9bwbv [mib_l9bwbv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2920 [13:35] <mib_l9bwbv> yo
#2921 [13:35] <mib_l9bwbv> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x4c5d1b40, pid=4432, tid=7308 # # JRE version: 6.0_25-b06 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.0-b11 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [FPServiceProvider.dll+0x1b40] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please
#2922 [13:35] <mib_l9bwbv> :)
#2923 [13:35] <VoxelHead> =)
#2924 [13:35] <mib_l9bwbv> can someone help me with minecraft
#2925 [13:36] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - Could you try uninstalling and reinstalling just one more time.
#2926 [13:36] <mib_l9bwbv> :)
#2927 [13:36] <mib_l9bwbv> tried it like 9001 times :)
#2928 [13:36] <Nuskad> i have tried that
#2929 [13:36] <GreyVulpine> Beyond that, there's really no more solutions I can give you, you've checked that you've got enough RAM there
#2930 [13:36] <Hablahobla> Un- and reinstalling Java?
#2931 [13:36] <GreyVulpine> Nuskad, mib_l9bwbv, those weren't for you
#2932 [13:37] <mib_l9bwbv> ok
#2933 [13:37] <GreyVulpine> Hablahobla - Yes
#2934 [13:37] <mib_l9bwbv> call me mib
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#2936 [13:37] <Hablahobla> Guess so, sure. What really confuses me about the whole thing is how the browser client works just fine.
#2937 [13:37] <KevinJK888> hello
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#2939 [13:38] <KevinJK888> Is there anyone here who could give me a hand installing a mod on a server?
#2940 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_l9bwbv - Uninstall foxyproxy video utility
#2941 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> KevinJK888 - Try #bukkit
#2942 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> We don't do server mods here
#2943 [13:38] <mib_l9bwbv> nice
#2944 [13:38] <KevinJK888> Okay, thanks!
#2945 [13:38] <mib_l9bwbv> :)
#2946 [13:38] <VoxelHead> :o)
#2947 [13:38] <mib_l9bwbv> grey how did you know :)
#2948 [13:39] <GreyVulpine> Magic
#2949 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> Nuskad - Any sort of iptable or firewall program installed there that might block java/minecraft from downloading files from s3.amazonaws?
#2950 [13:41] <mib_l9bwbv> uninstalled!
#2951 [13:41] <mib_l9bwbv> aything else?
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#2953 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Nope
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#2955 [13:47] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go :~(
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#2958 [13:52] <Lunamon> Vox, Cial is obviously coming back, and he's happy he's leaving too! ("yay")
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#2964 [14:19] <chris> oi?
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#2966 [14:19] <Plzfixminecraft> Ehm hello+
#2967 [14:20] <Plzfixminecraft> ??
#2968 [14:20] <chris> hi
#2969 [14:20] <Plzfixminecraft> Can you help my with my probs?
#2970 [14:20] <chris> dont think any1 that can help is here
#2971 [14:20] <Plzfixminecraft> Or atleast give it a try
#2972 [14:20] <chris> im looking for help aswell
#2973 [14:20] <chris> but
#2974 [14:20] <xales> ?? ask
#2975 [14:20] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2976 [14:20] <chris> whats ur problem?
#2977 [14:20] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2978 [14:20] <chris> there we go
#2979 [14:20] <Plzfixminecraft> Just bought the game 2 days ago, really sad that it isn't working
#2980 [14:20] <tyteen4a03> yeah, so just ask :P
#2981 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> Pizfixminecraft: how so?
#2982 [14:21] <tyteen4a03> what happens when you try to run it?
#2983 [14:21] <Plzfixminecraft> It says Done loading, and then go black screen
#2984 [14:21] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/reinst
#2985 [14:21] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2986 [14:21] <Plzfixminecraft> Me and my friend has tried ANYTHING we could.
#2987 [14:21] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2988 [14:21] <chris> reinstall java
#2989 [14:21] <Plzfixminecraft> Doesnt work none of em.
#2990 [14:22] <tyteen4a03> have you tried?
#2991 [14:22] <xales> Did you delete the .minecraft folder?
#2992 [14:22] <Plzfixminecraft> Tried to clean my pc with CC
#2993 [14:22] <Plzfixminecraft> I deleted EVERYTHING about minecraft.
#2994 [14:22] <tyteen4a03> <@xales> Did you delete the .minecraft folder?
#2995 [14:22] <chris> you could try to delete the "Bin" folder in .minecraft
#2996 [14:22] <Plzfixminecraft> I deleted it all
#2997 [14:22] <Plzfixminecraft> Still black screen.
#2998 [14:22] <chris> i had that aswell
#2999 [14:23] <chris> tho i just deleted everything that has to do with minecraft, redownloaded it
#3000 [14:23] <chris> and it worked
#3001 [14:23] <ReverendD> Plzfixminecraft: i am going to guess yoru nto using any mods or texture packs yet correct?
#3002 [14:23] <Plzfixminecraft> Still black screen..s
#3003 [14:23] <tyteen4a03> chris: that is the typical case
#3004 [14:23] <Plzfixminecraft> Didnt even start the game
#3005 [14:23] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Did you, or did you not, delete the minecraft folder in Application Data?
#3006 [14:23] <Plzfixminecraft> Just bought it and now its fucked
#3007 [14:23] <Plzfixminecraft> I did
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#3009 [14:24] <xales> Try running it in your browser
#3010 [14:24] <fuogo> hey
#3011 [14:24] <Plzfixminecraft> AMW
#3012 [14:24] <xales> Hi.
#3013 [14:24] <Plzfixminecraft> Same*
#3014 [14:24] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Reinstall Java
#3015 [14:24] <chris> any1 knows why i cant write in singleplayer tho?
#3016 [14:24] <Plzfixminecraft> Done, sill not working.
#3017 [14:24] <tyteen4a03> chris: Chat is not enabled in SP
#3018 [14:24] <Morrolan> chris: Well, there is no chat in...
#3019 [14:24] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/dxdiag
#3020 [14:24] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3021 [14:25] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3022 [14:25] <fuogo> hey guys have a problem minecraft is like when i klick on my saves maybe world 1 theres the world and then boom the minecraft crashed
#3023 [14:25] <xales> fuogo: Does it crash if you make a new world?
#3024 [14:25] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#3025 [14:25] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3026 [14:25] <chris> bugger
#3027 [14:25] <fuogo> jes
#3028 [14:25] <xales> ??> fuogo win/reinst
#3029 [14:25] <fuogo> but also when i click on my existing worlds
#3030 [14:25] <Morrolan> Chris: There's a mod called singleplayer commands (SPC), you can look it up if yuo want
#3031 [14:25] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3032 [14:25] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3033 [14:25] <Morrolan> you*
#3034 [14:25] <chris> thanks, ill do that :)
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#3036 [14:26] <Plzfixminecraft> Voxelhead
#3037 [14:26] <fuogo> but then i can`t play offline
#3038 [14:26] <Plzfixminecraft> Plz say that again...
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#3040 [14:26] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Scroll up
#3041 [14:26] <Plzfixminecraft> I don't get it...
#3042 [14:26] <xales> fuogo: Why wouldn't you be able to?
#3043 [14:26] <ollyc1> hi I am wondering if I can save the game and how? so I can open it up?
#3044 [14:26] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: What don't you get?
#3045 [14:26] <Plzfixminecraft> The fact
#3046 [14:26] <fuogo> i dont know wait i try it
#3047 [14:27] <xales> ollyc1: Are you playing classic, or beta?
#3048 [14:27] <ollyc1> beta
#3049 [14:27] <xales> ollyc1: The game saves automatically as you play, and whenever you pause it
#3050 [14:27] <Morrolan> ollyc1: It will be saved automatically when exiting the game.
#3051 [14:27] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/dxdiag
#3052 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3053 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3054 [14:27] <Plzfixminecraft> Anyone can tell me in voicechat or something?
#3055 [14:27] <ollyc1> but what if I am saving it on my files? not on minecraft?
#3056 [14:27] <Plzfixminecraft> Skype anything?
#3057 [14:27] <xales> ollyc1: It is saved on your computer, regardless of how you start the game
#3058 [14:27] <ollyc1> okay
#3059 [14:28] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: No. Just follow the simple instructions that VoxelHead gave you
#3060 [14:28] <Morrolan> Plzfixminecraft: Just do it step by step, it really isn't that hard.
#3061 [14:28] <peru_> Plzfixminecraft, just do what VoxelHead wrote
#3062 [14:28] <ollyc1> just if I click open file on my laptop I type minecraft and it does not come up with anything.
#3063 [14:28] <peru_> c-c-c-combo
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#3065 [14:28] <fuogo> i just doont bought that game .... and then i cant play offline
#3066 [14:28] <Morrolan> peru_: :D
#3067 [14:28] <Morrolan> fuogo: Hmm? Well, buy the game then?
#3068 [14:28] <fuogo> no i dont have so much money
#3069 [14:29] <Morrolan> fuogo: Sorry, don't expect any support here then. ;)
#3070 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> Then play classic
#3071 [14:29] <xales> ollyc1: If you want to load a saved game, you just launch Minecraft and select it from the list
#3072 [14:29] <ollyc1> ok
#3073 [14:29] <ollyc1> thanks for the help.
#3074 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> fuogo: more specifically, beta support
#3075 [14:29] <tyteen4a03> classic support is for everyone :P
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#3078 [14:30] <mib_btmj6p> hello everyone. When a play Classic i get un black screen. I want to buy the game. But i need to check that the game will work. any help?
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#3080 [14:31] <Plzfixminecraft> What is a IRC channel?
#3081 [14:31] <VoxelHead> A char.
#3082 [14:31] <Plzfixminecraft> RLC*
#3083 [14:31] <tyteen4a03> this is an IRC chanel
#3084 [14:31] <Plzfixminecraft> Oh :D
#3085 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_btmj6p demo
#3086 [14:32] <VoxelHead> mib_btmj6p: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3087 [14:32] <VoxelHead> mib_btmj6p: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3088 [14:32] <ferdinand> i bought and installed minecraft beta but when i press run nothing happens
#3089 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: not even a single window opens?
#3090 [14:32] <ferdinand> nope
#3091 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> try playing it in browser
#3092 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> minecraft.net/game
#3093 [14:32] <ollyc1> and also, is it against rules to use inventory edit?
#3094 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: depends
#3095 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> SP: Your own rules
#3096 [14:32] <tyteen4a03> MP: server owner's rules
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#3098 [14:33] <xales> You can't use the inventory editor in multiplayer anyway
#3099 [14:33] <Morrolan> ollyc1: Well, in multiplayer you can't use INVedit anyway.
#3100 [14:33] <ollyc1> ok
#3101 [14:33] <mib_btmj6p> ok i gonna use this thx
#3102 [14:33] <ferdinand> ive tried that but nothing hapens either it eays its loading but still nothing happens
#3103 [14:33] <ollyc1> so can I use it?
#3104 [14:33] <Morrolan> Sure.
#3105 [14:34] <ollyc1> kk
#3106 [14:34] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: did it work before?
#3107 [14:34] <ferdinand> nope
#3108 [14:34] <xales> ferdinand: Are you using a Mac?
#3109 [14:34] <ferdinand> no winows
#3110 [14:34] <xales> ??> ferdinand win/dxdiag
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#3112 [14:35] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3113 [14:35] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3114 [14:35] <Plzfixminecraft> http://pastebin.com/DucX3Wdr
#3115 [14:35] <Plzfixminecraft> There we go
#3116 [14:35] <ferdinand> what??????
#3117 [14:35] <Plzfixminecraft> VoxelHead
#3118 [14:36] <xales> ferdinand: Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3119 [14:36] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: One moment, please
#3120 [14:36] <Plzfixminecraft> :)
#3121 [14:36] <VoxelHead> :o)
#3122 [14:36] <ferdinand> i dont understand
#3123 [14:37] <xales> ferdinand: What do you not understand?
#3124 [14:37] <ferdinand> voxelheads instuctions and what is the win+R thing
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#3126 [14:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> ferdinand win/key
#3127 [14:37] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3128 [14:38] <tyteen4a03> that is the Windows key
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#3131 [14:38] <ollyc1> is there a particular website I can trust to download a inventory editor?
#3132 [14:38] <wilma> MY MINECRAFT HAS CRASHED!!
#3133 [14:38] <ollyc1> Because I want to make a city of gold.
#3134 [14:39] <Awesomeness> ollyc1, can you tell me your minecraft username?
#3135 [14:39] <ferdinand> and whats the other specified key
#3136 [14:39] <xales> ollyc1: any popular thread on the forum
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#3138 [14:39] <ollyc1> but I only have 5 bars.
#3139 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> wilma: how does it crash?
#3140 [14:39] <xales> ferdinand: R
#3141 [14:39] <ollyc1> my user name?
#3142 [14:39] <ollyc1> why is that?
#3143 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: Try INVEdit
#3144 [14:39] <tyteen4a03> google it
#3145 [14:39] <Awesomeness> I need to check something, out of curiosity.
#3146 [14:39] <mib_lkhkjb> can you gelp? i cannot mine/ destoy blocks at all
#3147 [14:39] <Plzfixminecraft> http://pastebin.com/DucX3Wdr
#3148 [14:39] <ollyc1> are you a admin?
#3149 [14:39] <ferdinand> ohhhhh
#3150 [14:39] <mib_lkhkjb> yes
#3151 [14:39] <ferdinand> what now
#3152 [14:39] <mib_lkhkjb> help?
#3153 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: None of us are Mojang staff
#3154 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> I mean, some are
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#3157 [14:40] <ollyc1> ok then
#3158 [14:40] <xales> mib_lkhkjb: Are you holding down the mouse button?
#3159 [14:40] <Lundana> Can someone help me...?
#3160 [14:40] <mib_lkhkjb> can you help? i cannot mine/detroy any blocks
#3161 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> Lundana: Yes?
#3162 [14:40] <ollyc1> why is it that you wanted my username?
#3163 [14:40] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: Huh?
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#3165 [14:40] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx Download and install this
#3166 [14:40] <Awesomeness> I wanna check something.
#3167 [14:40] <Plzfixminecraft> Okay, gimme a shout when you've checked out the link!
#3168 [14:40] <Plzfixminecraft> There
#3169 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: ?
#3170 [14:41] <ollyc1> check what?
#3171 [14:41] <xales> ??> mib_l9bwbv dontclick
#3172 [14:41] <VoxelHead> mib_l9bwbv: (dontclick) You will have better luck holding down the mouse button. Clicking is for instant interactions like placing blocks and flipping switches. To mine, chop wood, or dig; hold down the mouse button.
#3173 [14:41] <Awesomeness> never mind.
#3174 [14:41] * Awesomeness sighs
#3174 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> what :P
#3175 [14:41] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Where should i save it?
#3176 [14:41] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Desktop
#3177 [14:41] <ollyc1> :/
#3178 [14:41] <Plzfixminecraft> Ok :D
#3179 [14:41] <tyteen4a03> or anywhere you recongize easily
#3180 [14:41] <ferdinand> WHAT SOULD I DO NEXT!!!!
#3181 [14:41] <ollyc1> I cant understand how to use INVedit?
#3182 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> ferdinand win/dxdiag
#3183 [14:42] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3184 [14:42] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3186 [14:42] <Lundana> Ok...so I wanted to play a save file that I recieved. I wasnt sure how to upload it, so I followed a video on YouTube..... Now my MineCraft will no longer load. Is there anyway I can get a cleaned minecraft profile so that my game will run again?
#3187 [14:42] <Puddles> hello :p
#3188 [14:42] <Plzfixminecraft> Do a barrel roll!
#3189 [14:42] <tyteen4a03> Lundana: what did it tell you to do?
#3190 [14:42] <xales> ??> Lundana win/reinst
#3191 [14:42] <VoxelHead> Lundana: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3192 [14:42] <VoxelHead> Lundana: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3193 [14:42] <ollyc1> ok I understand everything now.
#3194 [14:43] <Puddles> guys can u help me out i bought my minecraft and waited 1 hour but it doesnt work >.<
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#3197 [14:43] <Lundana> It told me to place it in the minecraft files using Win Rar. I must have done something wrong because the only thing I get after I log into MineCraft is a black screen.
#3198 [14:43] <tyteen4a03> Puddles: how does it not work?
#3199 [14:43] <xales> Puddles: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3200 [14:43] <Plzfixminecraft> Puddles did you install it
#3201 [14:43] <Plzfixminecraft> xales should i try now? It's downloaded
#3202 [14:43] <xales> Lundana: Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3203 [14:43] <ollyc1> Is there anyway I can give my family friend my code that I used to get minecraft ( birthday was the end of may) because he wants to play it?
#3204 [14:43] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Well, install it...
#3205 [14:43] <Plzfixminecraft> Done...
#3206 [14:43] <Lundana> Alright, I will give it a go.
#3207 [14:44] <Puddles> yea i installed it but it says its no premirum
#3208 [14:44] <xales> ollyc1: No, they would have to buy their own account
#3209 [14:44] <ollyc1> and whilst I am away on holiday,
#3210 [14:44] <xales> Or you could provide them with access to yours
#3211 [14:44] <tyteen4a03> xales: is account sharing against any kind of TOS or something?
#3212 [14:44] <tyteen4a03> guess not then :P
#3213 [14:44] <Plzfixminecraft> xales i've already installed it :S
#3214 [14:44] <ollyc1> is there anyway of me playing on a pay computer?
#3215 [14:44] <ollyc1> in hotels and stuff?
#3216 [14:44] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Or, just did :D
#3217 [14:44] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: What do you mean?
#3218 [14:44] <Plzfixminecraft> xales
#3219 [14:44] <xales> ollyc1: Very, very unlikely
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#3221 [14:45] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: How did you install it?
#3222 [14:45] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Nvm, should i run MC now?
#3223 [14:45] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Downloading it :D
#3224 [14:45] <xales> uh, sure
#3225 [14:45] <ollyc1> so could I go to spain and login and play there?
#3226 [14:45] <ollyc1> or is there a barrier or something?
#3227 [14:45] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: yes
#3228 [14:45] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Downloading is not installing, you have to double click on it to run it
#3229 [14:45] <ollyc1> okay then.
#3230 [14:45] <Puddles> Why Wont my MineCraft account work it should be premium !!!
#3231 [14:45] <xales> Puddles: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3232 [14:45] <ollyc1> and is there anywhere I can put a good word in for people who helped me here?
#3233 [14:46] <xales> unfortunately not
#3234 [14:46] <Puddles> but it says only 1 hour T_T
#3235 [14:46] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: friends who need help for mc :P
#3236 [14:46] <xales> Puddles: Again, it can take up to 24 hours. There is absolutely nothing we can do about it. You just have to wait
#3237 [14:46] <Puddles> okie :P
#3238 [14:46] <Puddles> oh what if it doesnt come in 24 hours? what do i do then?
#3239 [14:47] <ollyc1> no I mean like tyteen4a03 helped me, would it do anything if I say something to mojang?
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#3241 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> Puddles: email payment@mojang.com
#3242 [14:47] <Plzfixminecraft> xales (not downloaded)
#3243 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> ollyc1: not really, they already know our existence
#3244 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> I think
#3245 [14:47] <Puddles> okie :p
#3246 [14:47] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Your username or password is wrong (most likely)
#3247 [14:47] <Lundana> THANK YOU SO MUCH~!
#3248 [14:47] <ollyc1> ok thanks again.
#3249 [14:47] <ollyc1> :D
#3250 [14:47] <VoxelHead> ;)
#3251 [14:47] <tyteen4a03> sometimes we should implement a ticketing system
#3252 [14:48] <Lundana> Will those instructions work with every MineCraft mess up?
#3253 [14:48] <tyteen4a03> Lundana: depends
#3254 [14:48] <Lundana> Depends on what?
#3255 [14:48] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Not that
#3256 [14:48] <tyteen4a03> if the instruction tells you to modify the bin folder or install a new texture pack and it causes problems, that would probably work
#3257 [14:49] <tyteen4a03> if not, come back ;)
#3258 [14:49] <Plzfixminecraft> xales It's not the password or Username :S
#3259 [14:49] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: What, exactly, does it say? Is "not downloaded" the _only_ thing it says?
#3260 [14:49] <Lundana> Alright. I'll come back here if I ever encounter another problem. Thanks, again!
#3261 [14:49] <tyteen4a03> bye ;)
#3262 [14:49] <Plzfixminecraft> Can't connect to minecraft.net
#3263 [14:50] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/hosts
#3264 [14:50] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3265 [14:50] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3266 [14:50] <ollyc1> can you help me use INVedit or are you powerless to help me?
#3267 [14:50] <VoxelHead> toless power
#3268 [14:50] <xales> ollyc1: we can't really help you with that, it's very simple to use
#3269 [14:50] <hmw> anyone else problems with pushing a minecrart "train" along the tracks? it looks like it's broken on my server
#3270 [14:50] <hmw> i can only push one cart reliably
#3271 [14:50] <ollyc1> it is just because my worlds are grey,
#3272 [14:50] <tyteen4a03> hmw: probably lag
#3273 [14:51] <ollyc1> even though I am playing in a new window.
#3274 [14:51] <xales> ollyc1: you could try asking on the forum, but we can't really help with it
#3275 [14:51] <hmw> tyteen4a03: new lag-"bug"... love it
#3276 [14:51] <ollyc1> ok then.
#3277 [14:51] <ollyc1> thanks.
#3278 [14:51] <tyteen4a03> hmw: Minecart moving requires a lot of calculations and server-client talks
#3279 [14:51] <Plzfixminecraft> VoxelHead http://pastebin.com/xdhQeD2s
#3280 [14:52] <tyteen4a03> so sometimes it might get a bit buggy
#3281 [14:52] <hmw> tyteen4a03: well... it used to work... guess i have to wait for another update
#3282 [14:52] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Is that the only hosts file?
#3283 [14:52] <Plzfixminecraft> xales think so
#3284 [14:52] <xales> Can you be certain?
#3285 [14:52] <Plzfixminecraft> xales yes :D
#3286 [14:53] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Teamviewing :D
#3287 [14:53] <xales> Is the date and time on your computer correct?
#3288 [14:53] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Aye
#3289 [14:53] <xales> Can you double check it, make sure especially the year is correct
#3290 [14:53] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Yep
#3291 [14:54] <Plzfixminecraft> xales asking stupid, you mean in my lower right corner?
#3292 [14:54] <xales> Yes
#3293 [14:54] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Danish times :D
#3294 [14:54] <xales> Try it again, you are sure it says "cannot connect to minecraft.net"?
#3295 [14:54] <Plzfixminecraft> 20:51
#3296 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> Morning, kids
#3297 [14:54] <tyteen4a03> hi dope
#3298 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> What'd you call me?! (:
#3299 [14:55] <tyteen4a03> dope
#3300 [14:55] <tyteen4a03> is that not the correct way? :P
#3301 [14:55] <Plzfixminecraft> xales yep
#3302 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> I was ironically parsing 'dope' as an insult, and not the first phoneme of my pseudonym.
#3303 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> "Don't Explain The Joke."
#3304 [14:55] <Plzfixminecraft> And below it says (not downloaded)
#3305 [14:56] <xales> What username are you trying to log in with?
#3306 [14:56] <tyteen4a03> Dope: English is not my first language, don't be harsh on me :/
#3307 [14:56] <Plzfixminecraft> DazeasDozzy my own
#3308 [14:57] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Do you have a firewall that might be blocking Minecraft?
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#3310 [14:58] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Just deactivated it, gonna try again.
#3311 [14:58] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: like I said, just lexical humor (:
#3312 [14:59] <tyteen4a03> Dope: :P
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#3314 [15:00] <Plzfixminecraft> xales my firewall is
#3315 [15:00] <Plzfixminecraft> xales not blocking
#3316 [15:00] <xales> Are you able to go to http://minecraft.net/ in your browser?
#3317 [15:00] <Jonnynorway> Hi, i bought Minecraft yesterday and i didnt get premium status. I went here and somebody told me it could take 24 hours and its been 24 hours, why am i not premium?
#3318 [15:00] <Plzfixminecraft> xales we'rent before, gonna try now.
#3319 [15:01] <Plzfixminecraft> xales well yes, but it's not working :D
#3320 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> Jonnynorway: username please?
#3321 [15:01] <Jonnynorway> JonnyNorway
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#3323 [15:01] <Jonnynorway> JonnyNorway is my username
#3324 [15:01] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Can't play at the browser
#3325 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> !paid JonnyNorway
#3326 [15:01] <Jonnynorway> i have!
#3327 [15:01] <Daragon249> Meep. .___.
#3328 [15:01] <xales> Jonnynorway: Please sign in to your account on minecraft.net, click Profile, and look at the bottom of the page
#3329 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> Jonnynorway: Please email payment@mojang.com
#3330 [15:01] <Daragon249> Can I get some help with my SP game?
#3331 [15:01] <xales> tyteen4a03: not yet >.>
#3332 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> xales: oh
#3333 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> sorry :P
#3334 [15:01] <xales> Daragon249: only if you tell us what you need help with
#3335 [15:01] <Daragon249> :P
#3336 [15:02] <Plzfixminecraft> xales can't play at the browser either.
#3337 [15:02] <Daragon249> Ok, I have a house on a floating island (midair) Which I closed off almost completely. Then, I placed AT LEAST 30 torches around the house. I left, came back, and hostile mobs spawned.
#3338 [15:02] <Daragon249> Why!?
#3339 [15:02] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: why can't you?
#3340 [15:02] <xales> Daragon249: There is a place for them to spawn, then
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#3342 [15:03] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Same issue, it says done loading, and it freez :(
#3343 [15:03] <Plzfixminecraft> Freeze
#3344 [15:03] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/reinst
#3345 [15:03] <Jonnynorway> xales, i did what now?
#3346 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3347 [15:03] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3348 [15:03] <xales> Jonnynorway: Do you see a gift code listed there?
#3349 [15:03] <Daragon249> Ok, I'll check around the house.
#3350 [15:03] <Jonnynorway> Nope
#3351 [15:03] <xales> Jonnynorway: Confirm with your financial institution that the payment was successful. Beyond that, we cannot help you. Send an email to payment@mojang.com
#3352 [15:03] <mr_pants> hello
#3353 [15:04] <xales> Hello, mr_pants
#3354 [15:04] <mr_pants> high i cant play minecraft it wint let me play the free version
#3355 [15:04] <Plzfixminecraft> VoxelHead Not working :(
#3356 [15:04] <xales> mr_pants: Why won't it?
#3357 [15:04] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: VoxelHead is not a person
#3358 [15:05] <Plzfixminecraft> xales who is it then?
#3359 [15:05] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Did you delete the bin folder?
#3360 [15:05] <Morrolan> Plzfixminecraft: He's a (FAQ) bot
#3361 [15:05] <mr_pants> i dont know i got on on about 10 seconds later it froze or something
#3362 [15:05] <Plzfixminecraft> xales deleted everything
#3363 [15:05] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Has Minecraft worked on your computer before?
#3364 [15:05] <xales> mr_pants: reinstall Java
#3365 [15:05] <Plzfixminecraft> xales only 1.5
#3366 [15:05] <mr_pants> ok one second
#3367 [15:06] <xales> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/profile
#3368 [15:06] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3369 [15:06] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3370 [15:07] <Jonnynorway> Is there any reasons why i havent got my game yet?
#3371 [15:07] <xales> Jonnynorway: Confirm with your financial institution that the payment was successful. Beyond that, we cannot help you. Send an email to payment@mojang.com
#3372 [15:07] <Jonnynorway> ok
#3373 [15:08] <mr_pants> i have to get off the internet then ill be right back on
#3374 [15:08] <Plzfixminecraft> xales i'm at a friend, still my computer tho. But i'm going home now, will brb in 10-15 mins ok?
#3375 [15:08] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: sure
#3376 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> "No, it's not okay. Stay where you are until our agents arrive."
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#3379 [15:13] <mr_pants> i redownloaded java
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#3381 [15:13] <xales> And?
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#3384 [15:21] <DopeGhoti> maybe he got decaf.
#3385 [15:27] <Awesomeness> lol
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#3387 [15:27] <Awesomeness> >joins >says I redownloaded java >leaves
#3388 [15:27] <Awesomeness> lmao
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#3390 [15:28] <etiennedefqvx> hi
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#3392 [15:29] <quiggle> plz help my minecrafdt wont start
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#3394 [15:29] <Awesomeness> ..okay
#3395 [15:29] <Awesomeness> Details?
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#3397 [15:30] <quiggle> all the stuff ferdinand sed it was me but accidently signd ou
#3398 [15:30] <xorcon> ok i need help
#3399 [15:30] <etiennedefqvx> Hi all ! I've a problem with my minecraft Server, could anyone help me :) ? I'm playing using hamachi with a friend, yesterday evening, we've been playing 3 hours and no problems
#3400 [15:30] <xales> xorcon: Care to elaborate?
#3401 [15:30] <quiggle> i press run nothing happens
#3402 [15:30] <xorcon> i want to get rid of a mod fully so how do I do that?
#3403 [15:30] <xales> ??> xorcon win/reinst
#3404 [15:30] <DopeGhoti> ??> etiennedefqvx fubar/hamachi
#3405 [15:30] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3406 [15:30] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3407 [15:31] <VoxelHead> etiennedefqvx: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#3408 [15:31] <VoxelHead> etiennedefqvx: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#3409 [15:31] <etiennedefqvx> But at a moment, he has been lagging a lot, really a lot
#3410 [15:31] <xales> quiggle: How much RAM does your computer have?
#3411 [15:31] <xorcon> its winrar I used but i want it gone
#3412 [15:31] <etiennedefqvx> Hum ok :/
#3413 [15:31] <xales> xorcon: Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3414 [15:32] <quiggle> 4 gig i think
#3415 [15:32] <xales> ??> quiggle win/dxdiag
#3416 [15:32] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3417 [15:32] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3419 [15:34] <kydan> Looking for some info about what the text "Sending!" in the server log is about. I have googled, but due to the very generic word, im not getting anything. Is it a heartbeat?
#3420 [15:34] <quiggle> wats irc channel
#3421 [15:35] <xales> quiggle: This is an IRC channel...
#3422 [15:35] <tyteen4a03> xales: wats irc
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#3424 [15:35] <xales> kydan: Using the vanilla server, or Bukkit?
#3425 [15:35] <kydan> vanilla
#3426 [15:35] <kydan> on opensuse 11.4
#3427 [15:35] <quiggle> i meen wat is a A IRC channel
#3428 [15:35] <kydan> xales: just started noticing it after I updated the .jar
#3429 [15:35] <xales> quiggle: THIS is an IRC channel
#3430 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> IRC channel = chat room
#3431 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> What you're in now is a chat room, or IRC channel
#3432 [15:36] <tyteen4a03> an IRC network contains a lot of those
#3433 [15:36] <tyteen4a03> ?? ircintro
#3434 [15:36] <tyteen4a03> we need this :P
#3435 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> How about no
#3436 [15:36] <quiggle> kk just copy into this chat room is it
#3437 [15:36] <kydan> xales: it shows up about 10 times in a row
#3438 [15:37] <xales> quiggle: Yes
#3439 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> I'd rather not cater to the lowest denominator.. it'll keep surprising you how low it can go
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#3441 [15:37] <xales> kydan: Hmm, not sure...if it's not doing anything weird, I'd say just ignore it
#3442 [15:37] <kydan> xales: not that I know of. Thanks, just thought I'd try to figure out what it means.
#3443 [15:38] <cornelius> I need help
#3444 [15:38] <xales> ??> cornelius ask
#3445 [15:38] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3446 [15:38] <quiggle> i wasnt sent to any link
#3447 [15:38] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3448 [15:38] <quiggle> ?????????????????
#3449 [15:38] <xales> quiggle: Paste it on pastebin, click submit, then copy the link that it directs you to
#3450 [15:39] <quiggle> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 6/3/2011, 20:21:49 Machine name: FIONA-PC Operating System: Windows Vistaâ„¢ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6002) Service Pack 2 (6002.vistasp2_gdr.101014-0432) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: DIXONSXP System Model: Calistoga &
#3451 [15:39] <xales> quiggle: Do not paste it here
#3452 [15:39] <xales> You must paste it on pastebin and give us the link to it
#3453 [15:39] <DopeGhoti> bin. Pasgebin.
#3454 [15:39] <cornelius> ok
#3455 [15:40] <cornelius> how do i get ot pastebin?
#3456 [15:40] <cornelius> to*
#3457 [15:40] <xales> cornelius: http://pastebin.com/
#3458 [15:40] <cornelius> thank you
#3459 [15:40] <quiggle> ohhhhh how do i copy link??
#3460 [15:40] <xales> quiggle: as I said, you paste it on Pastebin, you click submit, and then you give us the link that is in the address bar at the top of your browser window. It looks like http://pastebin.com/xxxxx
#3461 [15:40] <quiggle> how do i give u link
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#3464 [15:41] <Plzfixminecraft> Back!
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#3466 [15:41] <Plzfixminecraft> xales It's not working on the other user either.
#3467 [15:42] <xales> quiggle: You copy it from there, and then you paste it here
#3468 [15:42] <Ric> How can you build in free multiplayer?
#3469 [15:42] <xales> Ric: Just like single-player, unless you are playing on a modded server, which we can't really help you with
#3470 [15:42] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Try reinstalling Java
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#3472 [15:42] <Plzfixminecraft> xales tried
#3473 [15:43] <Ric> i did but now it says that i have to lvl up or something
#3474 [15:43] <cornelius> My java says it's not updated on minecraft but yet when I go to java.com, it says everything is updated.
#3475 [15:43] <xales> Ric: It is a modded server, and you would have to ask the server admin
#3476 [15:43] <Ric> build somthing amazing and send it in?
#3477 [15:43] <xales> cornelius: Are you using Internet Explorer?
#3478 [15:43] <VoxelHead> i like them ;)
#3479 [15:43] <Ric> yep
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#3481 [15:43] <xales> Ric: that was not a question for you
#3482 [15:43] <Plzfixminecraft> xales reinstalling Java doesnt work.
#3483 [15:43] <Ric> haha sorry
#3484 [15:43] <VoxelHead> soon they'll all be after my delicious guts
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#3486 [15:44] <xales> Plzfixminecraft: Try it again, make sure to completely uninstall it, then retart your computer, then install it
#3487 [15:44] <cornelius> yes
#3488 [15:44] <quiggle> it says allll lload of jibberish on my browser so much i cant find beggining
#3489 [15:44] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Ok, coming back :D
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#3492 [15:44] <cornelius> I am using internet explorer
#3493 [15:44] <quiggle> ------------------System Information------------------Time of this report: 6/3/2011, 20:21:49Machine name: FIONA-PCOperating System: Windows Vistaâ„¢ Home Premium (6.0, Build 6002) Service Pack 2 (6002.vistasp2_gdr.101014-0432)Language: English (Regional Setting: English)System Manufacturer: DIXONSXPSystem Model: Calistoga & ICH7M ChipsetBIOS: Ver 1.00PARTTBLxP
#3494 [15:45] <quiggle> this is my link
#3495 [15:45] <xales> quiggle: Again, if you paste it here, we can not see it
#3496 [15:45] <xales> You must give us the link
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#3498 [15:45] <xales> That is not the link
#3499 [15:45] <xales> ??> cornelius ie
#3500 [15:45] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (ie) Internet explorer has serious issues. When someone comes to us asking for help with the browser version or a download,
#3501 [15:45] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (ie) they are almost always using internet explorer and their problem is almost always fixed by trying a different browser.;;Here are some alternatives: Firefox - http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/new/ Google Chrome - http://www.google.com/chrome/
#3502 [15:45] <quiggle> how do i giv u link
#3503 [15:45] <kendle> right, i am having problems with getting onto minecraft, it says null :2
#3504 [15:45] <xales> kendle: are you on a Mac?
#3505 [15:45] <kendle> yeah
#3506 [15:45] <kendle> i am
#3507 [15:45] <kendle> what do i have to do?
#3508 [15:45] <xales> quiggle: Again, after you paste it on pastebin, you click SUBMIT and then, at the top of the window, you write here the http://pastebin.com/xxxxx link
#3509 [15:46] <xales> ??> kendle mac/reinst
#3510 [15:46] <VoxelHead> kendle: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3511 [15:46] <VoxelHead> kendle: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3512 [15:46] <kendle> thankyou
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#3514 [15:47] <obi_wan> hey
#3515 [15:47] <obi_wan> please help me
#3516 [15:47] <obi_wan> anyone
#3517 [15:47] <quiggle> but the stuff i pasted was wat it sed on my browser bar im gonna try again
#3518 [15:47] <xales> ??> obi_wan
#3519 [15:47] <obi_wan> please any
#3520 [15:47] <xales> ??> obi_wan ask
#3521 [15:47] <obi_wan> plspls
#3522 [15:47] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3523 [15:47] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3524 [15:47] <obi_wan> ok listen now
#3525 [15:47] <obi_wan> i played before today
#3526 [15:47] <kendle> I LOVE YOU GUYS
#3527 [15:47] <kendle> X
#3528 [15:47] <kendle> X
#3529 [15:47] <kendle> X
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#3531 [15:47] <obi_wan> and 10min ago
#3532 [15:47] <obi_wan> i isntalled a mod
#3533 [15:47] <xales> For the love of god
#3534 [15:47] <obi_wan> and now i cant start the game and play
#3535 [15:47] <xales> do not use Enter as a comma
#3536 [15:47] <xales> ??> obi_wan win/reinst
#3537 [15:47] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3538 [15:47] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3539 [15:48] <obi_wan> ok
#3540 [15:48] <quiggle> xales here http://pastebin.com/FHCYFjmc
#3541 [15:49] <xales> quiggle: Try playing here: http://minecraft.net/game/
#3542 [15:50] <obi_wan> voxelhead
#3543 [15:50] <obi_wan> its still not works
#3544 [15:50] <obi_wan> i delete my mods in texturepacks
#3545 [15:50] <obi_wan> ey now it works
#3546 [15:50] <quiggle> what about downloading the launcher to play offline
#3547 [15:50] <obi_wan> xd
#3548 [15:50] <xales> quiggle: You will not be able to do that; your computer is too old
#3549 [15:51] <quiggle> oooooh so i can ply just only on browser oh yeah is there a fullscreen mode
#3550 [15:52] <xales> F11
#3551 [15:52] <cornelius> xales, I used the google link, and it progressed farther than internet explorer ever did, but hen when I scrolled up and down, everything would disappear and new things would pop up, for instance, when I scrolled down, the play screen went away, then when I went back up, the thing repeatedly said PRESS B!
#3552 [15:52] <quiggle> so if i press F11 i will have fullscreen
#3553 [15:52] <xales> cornelius: reinstall Java - completely uninstall, every version listed, then install it from http://java.com
#3554 [15:52] <xales> quiggle: That would be what I said, yes
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#3556 [15:53] <cornelius> how do I uninstall it
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#3558 [15:53] <xales> The same way you uninstall anything else
#3559 [15:53] <cornelius> which is?
#3560 [15:54] <quiggle> oh ok thanks u really helped allot thanks :D hope fully it will work
#3561 [15:54] <xales> Go to Control Panel, click Programs and Features, find program in list, click uninstall
#3562 [15:54] <Chaos_Therum> so it says vanilla help can someone still help with a prob with minecraft extended
#3563 [15:54] <Chaos_Therum> or can you tell me where to go to get help
#3564 [15:54] <xales> Chaos_Therum: Nope, try #risucraft possibly
#3565 [15:54] <Chaos_Therum> thanks
#3566 [15:55] <quiggle> ummmm it wont load D:
#3567 [15:55] <mermi> hey anyone know how to fix" java.net.socket.timeoutexception : read time out"
#3568 [15:55] <mermi> cant even connect
#3569 [15:55] <xales> mermi: try a different server
#3570 [15:56] <quiggle> i tried browser before it wont work
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#3572 [15:56] <serenadeds> hello
#3573 [15:56] <xales> Hi.
#3574 [15:56] <serenadeds> can anyone give me a hand please?
#3575 [15:56] <xales> With?
#3576 [15:57] <serenadeds> I'm trying to set up a private server for me and a few buddies of mine, epic adventures, blah blah blah, how do I do so?
#3577 [15:57] <xales> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#3580 [15:58] <quiggle> xales it doesnt work :( i tried it before and it no work this time either??
#3581 [15:58] <mermi> okey i can get in to another server but i need to get in to the server and it wont let me
#3582 [15:58] <mermi> ......
#3583 [15:58] <DopeGhoti> ...why does ey keep trying?
#3584 [15:58] <xales> mermi: your userdata on the server is corrupted; you must contact the admin to reset it for you
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#3586 [15:59] <cornelius> xales, would you recommend me to use Mozilla Firefox over Internet Explorer
#3587 [15:59] <xales> Absolutely
#3588 [15:59] <xales> _Anything_ is far, far better than Internet Explorer
#3589 [16:00] <cornelius> ok
#3590 [16:00] <quiggle> xales?? helo??? it no work on browser and that is soooo true anything is better than internet explorer
#3591 [16:01] <Awesomeness> lmao
#3592 [16:01] <cornelius> can you give me the google chrome link again
#3593 [16:01] <quiggle> ............xales are u there................
#3594 [16:02] <Awesomeness> quiggle; wait, he will answer asap.
#3595 [16:02] <quiggle> oh kk
#3596 [16:02] <Awesomeness> pestering him every so often will not help.
#3597 [16:02] <Puddles> people if i buy a gift code can i use it for my self?
#3598 [16:02] <xales> Puddles: Yes, but why would you?
#3599 [16:02] <Awesomeness> Exactly.
#3600 [16:02] <xales> quiggle: Look on the forum for a guide on disabling video acceleration
#3601 [16:03] <Puddles> i just cant wait anylonger for my account to be actived >.<
#3602 [16:03] <xales> I don't think a gift code will work any faster
#3603 [16:03] <quiggle> kk just i reeely want to play teh minecraft beeen waiten weeks
#3604 [16:03] <xales> if anything, it will take longer
#3605 [16:03] <Puddles> oh T_T
#3606 [16:03] <xales> quiggle: even if you get Minecraft to run, it will be extremely laggy, keep that in mind
#3607 [16:03] <Puddles> that sucks
#3608 [16:03] <xales> (this is because of the age of your computer)
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#3610 [16:04] <Awesomeness> xales
#3611 [16:04] <Awesomeness> I think you mean specs
#3612 [16:04] <Awesomeness> I hate it when people blame it on how old the computer is. D:
#3613 [16:04] <xales> It is a way of simplying it, ._.
#3614 [16:04] <Awesomeness> :(
#3615 [16:04] <bernard> I have java but the game doesnt say I do
#3616 [16:04] * VoxelHead starts shuffling cards
#3616 [16:04] <xales> No modern computer will have a GMA945, that is for sure
#3617 [16:05] <xales> bernard: Are you using Internet Explorer?
#3618 [16:05] <Awesomeness> lmao
#3619 [16:05] <bernard> Yes
#3620 [16:05] <Awesomeness> dude
#3621 [16:05] <Awesomeness> get anything else
#3622 [16:05] <Awesomeness> please.
#3623 [16:05] <cornelius> lol, same problem
#3624 [16:05] <xales> ??> bernard ie
#3625 [16:05] <VoxelHead> bernard: (ie) Internet explorer has serious issues. When someone comes to us asking for help with the browser version or a download,
#3626 [16:05] <VoxelHead> bernard: (ie) they are almost always using internet explorer and their problem is almost always fixed by trying a different browser.;;Here are some alternatives: Firefox - http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/new/ Google Chrome - http://www.google.com/chrome/
#3627 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> "Minecraft won't run on my Trident64 ISA video card! Halp!"
#3628 [16:05] <Awesomeness> LOL
#3629 [16:06] <bernard> ok thanks
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#3631 [16:06] <quiggle> ohhhhh so i have to wait until new c omputer.....................................EPIC SADFACE..................(cries in corner)......if ibought it on this computer do i have to buy it again
#3632 [16:06] <JustPixels> Hello there. I'm looking for an admin
#3633 [16:06] <xales> JustPixels: What is the problem?
#3634 [16:07] <xales> quiggle: No, you don't
#3635 [16:07] <DopeGhoti> ??+ win/ie|Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExploter is a terrible browser with terrible issues; many common problems are solved by using a better browser.;;Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#3636 [16:07] <Awesomeness> >admin
#3637 [16:07] <Awesomeness> does that mean I can't help?
#3638 [16:07] <DopeGhoti> ??- ie
#3639 [16:07] <Awesomeness> rude.
#3640 [16:07] <cornelius> Xales, mine still isn't working, but it said "required plug-in is not installed"
#3641 [16:07] <xales> cornelius: Download Java, install it
#3642 [16:08] <cornelius> I did
#3643 [16:08] <JustPixels> I've been here before. The problem is i bought the game 24 may and got no email and my account is still not premium. I paid trough IDEAL. A friend of me told i need a moneybookers account to pay? But they didnt ask me to make an account. My money is gone now .. I mailed to payment@mojang.com and didnt get anything.
#3644 [16:08] <quiggle> oh thanks for the help enyways srry for wasting soooo much of ur time
#3645 [16:08] <xales> cornelius: you are using Chrome, correct?
#3646 [16:08] <xales> JustPixels: There isn't anything we can do about that - you must contact iDeal
#3647 [16:09] <JustPixels> If i ask for a password recovery i can choose what i want to enter: Username or Email. When i enter my Username he send me a link. but when i enter my email adres it says: Couldn't find that user.
#3648 [16:09] <VoxelHead> choose cars
#3649 [16:09] <cornelius> Never mind, I didn't reinstall it, should I install the java that says free java update?
#3650 [16:09] <xales> cornelius: Yes
#3651 [16:09] <cornelius> thank you
#3652 [16:09] <JustPixels> I contacted Ideal and they said my payment was accepted by Mojang. Could the account thing be a problem?
#3653 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> JustPixels: are you certain you are referencing the correct email address?
#3654 [16:10] <JustPixels> Yes the same emailadres as i look at my profile at www.minecraft.net
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#3656 [16:10] <cornelius> When I clicked on it, it said Run Save or Cancel which of the first two I do
#3657 [16:10] <xales> cornelius: Save, save it on your desktop, then run it from your desktop
#3658 [16:11] <xales> JustPixels: Go here: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3659 [16:11] <xales> click "Account" then "Premium" and "My account is still regular"
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#3661 [16:11] <JustPixels> I already did 6 times 12 days ago. Still no answer.
#3662 [16:11] <xales> And did you fill out the form?
#3663 [16:12] <JustPixels> yeas everthing
#3664 [16:12] <JustPixels> yes*
#3665 [16:12] <xales> "
#3666 [16:12] <xales> After we have identified your account, we will send you a notification to your email account."
#3667 [16:12] <xales> It sounds to me like you might have incorrecly entered your email address
#3668 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> If you are getting no emails, the emails are going to another address.
#3669 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> Quintuple-check that you are checking the right account.
#3670 [16:13] <JustPixels> Well i tried all my email adresses. I only got 1 account on my craft and that is JustPixels.
#3671 [16:13] <JustPixels> and when i go to profile i see the correct email adres the same i enter when i ask for password recovery
#3672 [16:13] <xales> Did you look in the "Spam" folder?
#3673 [16:13] <JustPixels> yes i checked everything
#3674 [16:13] <JustPixels> even my outbox
#3675 [16:14] <cornelius> fr
#3676 [16:14] <cornelius> f
#3677 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> cornelius: not helpful.
#3678 [16:14] <cornelius> sorry, fell
#3679 [16:14] <Awesomeness> lol
#3680 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> cornelius: not safe.
#3681 [16:14] <JustPixels> so i bought it 24 may and now its 3 Juny. My patient is a little bit gone.
#3682 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> cornelius: don't be falling, and especially don't be fallig on your keyboard.
#3683 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> it might break.
#3684 [16:14] <JustPixels> patience* Sorry about my bad english.
#3685 [16:15] <DopeGhoti> It's better than most.
#3686 [16:15] <JustPixels> Thank you.
#3687 [16:15] <xales> JustPixels: Just to be clear, there is nothing we can do to help you - we are community support, and have no affiliation with Mojang/Minecraft. All we can do is offer these tips to get the issue resolved
#3688 [16:16] <JustPixels> You cant even check my email adres?
#3689 [16:16] <JustPixels> I'm sure i used the same one
#3690 [16:16] <JustPixels> 100%
#3691 [16:16] <xales> No. Again, we have no more access to the accounts database than you do
#3692 [16:16] <cornelius> I've been downloading this java for about almost 10 minutes
#3693 [16:16] <JustPixels> Ohhhw man :(
#3694 [16:17] <JustPixels> I dont want to wait longer.
#3695 [16:17] <cornelius> :P
#3696 [16:17] <xales> You could always play the demo until the issue is resolved by Mojang
#3697 [16:17] <JustPixels> you cant make a kind of speed ticket?
#3698 [16:17] <xales> No, again, there is nothing we can do that you cannot do
#3699 [16:17] <JustPixels> Like sos xD
#3700 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> xales is correct. We have no affiliation with Mojang.
#3701 [16:17] <DopeGhoti> We are also not the Sweedish traffic police.
#3702 [16:17] <JustPixels> Ahw ok :(
#3703 [16:17] <DopeGhoti> so no, we cannot give speeding tickets.
#3704 [16:17] <JustPixels> Well i have to wait then ..
#3705 [16:17] <xales> ??> JustPixels demo
#3706 [16:17] <VoxelHead> JustPixels: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3707 [16:18] <VoxelHead> JustPixels: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3708 [16:18] <JustPixels> Demo is a little bit lame :P
#3709 [16:18] <xales> It's the full game
#3710 [16:18] <cornelius> Xales, I've been running java fo ten minutes, is this normal
#3711 [16:18] <cornelius> ?
#3712 [16:18] <xales> You just can't play for more than 90 minutes
#3713 [16:18] <JustPixels> I know i know.
#3714 [16:18] <xales> cornelius: What do you mean, "running"?
#3715 [16:18] <Awesomeness> I think he means downloading
#3716 [16:18] <xales> Do you mean installing it?
#3717 [16:18] <Awesomeness> are you using dial up?
#3718 [16:18] <JustPixels> Well thanks anyway
#3719 [16:18] <xales> or downloading..
#3720 [16:18] <JustPixels> Have a nice day ;)
#3721 [16:18] <cornelius> Downloading is what I mean
#3722 [16:18] <xales> You too, and good luck
#3723 [16:18] <JustPixels> Thank you!
#3724 [16:19] <xales> cornelius: Depends entirely on the speed of your Internet connection
#3725 [16:19] <Awesomeness> lol dial up 2k. :3
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#3728 [16:20] <Plzfixminecraft> xales Plz give me a direct link for Java!! :D <-----Windows 7
#3729 [16:21] <Plzfixminecraft> xales 64 bi
#3730 [16:21] <Plzfixminecraft> xales bit*
#3731 [16:21] <DopeGhoti> ??> Plzfixminecraft getjava
#3732 [16:21] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#3736 [16:21] <Plzfixminecraft> xales where should i save it?
#3737 [16:22] <JTV> i need help
#3738 [16:22] <Plzfixminecraft> Desktop?
#3739 [16:22] <JTV> what does "Connection refused:connect" mean?
#3740 [16:22] <Awesomeness> umm
#3741 [16:22] <cornelius> okay, anyone, could you tell me why
#3742 [16:22] <Awesomeness> is that your server?
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#3744 [16:23] <Plzfixminecraft> xales should i save it at the desktop?
#3745 [16:23] <JTV> no.
#3746 [16:23] <mib_82f9h6> minecraft won't let me download the beta version from their site
#3747 [16:23] <Awesomeness> jtv: the server you are connecting you might have a firewall.
#3748 [16:23] <Awesomeness> and is blocking the port.
#3749 [16:23] <cornelius> I completely installed java and yet my play screen is white
#3750 [16:24] <JTV> oh
#3751 [16:24] <mib_82f9h6> i will click the dowload
#3752 [16:24] <mib_82f9h6> then it will bring up which version i want
#3753 [16:24] <cornelius> okay, anyone, could you tell me why I completely installed java and yet my play screen is white
#3754 [16:24] <mib_82f9h6> so i click on the version i want and downloads
#3755 [16:24] <Awesomeness> mib_82f9h6, what is the username you are using to login?
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#3757 [16:25] <mib_82f9h6> but when i open it and sign in, it says play offine but i can't click on it because it says it's not downloaded
#3758 [16:25] <JTV> gtg
#3759 [16:25] <JTV> bye
#3760 [16:25] <Awesomeness> can you please tell me the username you are using to login?
#3761 [16:25] <Awesomeness> goodbye, jtv.
#3762 [16:25] <cornelius> xales, DopeGhoti, anyone?
#3763 [16:25] <mib_82f9h6> me?
#3764 [16:25] <Awesomeness> Yes, you.
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#3766 [16:25] <mib_82f9h6> why/
#3767 [16:26] <Awesomeness> Just tell me, please.
#3768 [16:26] <Plzfixminecraft> xales does it matter where is save Java?
#3769 [16:26] <mib_82f9h6> tell me why first
#3770 [16:26] <Awesomeness> I need to check something.
#3771 [16:26] <Awesomeness> >.>
#3772 [16:26] <mib_82f9h6> what do u need 2 check
#3773 [16:26] <Awesomeness> ...nevermind.
#3774 [16:26] <Awesomeness> Plzfixminecraft: what's your problem, again?
#3775 [16:27] <Plzfixminecraft> Long story man :D Can you get xales?
#3776 [16:27] <mib_82f9h6> i go on minecraft.net
#3777 [16:27] <cornelius> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FOR THE THIRD TIME?!
#3778 [16:27] <Plzfixminecraft> cornelius chill...
#3779 [16:27] <mib_82f9h6> and click to downlaod the beta version
#3780 [16:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> cornelius win/reinst
#3781 [16:27] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3782 [16:27] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3783 [16:27] <mib_82f9h6> so i go to the minecraft website
#3784 [16:27] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness where did xales go?
#3785 [16:27] <mib_82f9h6> go 2 download the beta version
#3786 [16:28] <mib_82f9h6> and click on what version i want
#3787 [16:28] <mib_82f9h6> and it appears to download an dmake an icon
#3788 [16:28] <Awesomeness> Plzfixminecraft: Can you just tell me what's the problem? I'll help.
#3789 [16:28] <mib_82f9h6> but when i go 2 sign in, it takes me back to all the different versions page againa nd says i dont have it downloaded
#3790 [16:28] <Plzfixminecraft> Black screen
#3791 [16:28] <Awesomeness> okay
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#3793 [16:28] <Plzfixminecraft> Bought the game 2 days ago havent been able to play
#3794 [16:28] <Awesomeness> What operating system are you running?
#3795 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> Now, i just need an answer, where do i save java? Or does it even matter where?
#3796 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> Windows
#3797 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> 7
#3798 [16:29] <Awesomeness> 32 or 64bit?
#3799 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> 64
#3800 [16:29] <Awesomeness> Alright, did you reinstall Minecraft?
#3801 [16:29] <Awesomeness> using
#3802 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> Done
#3803 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> Using???
#3804 [16:29] <Awesomeness> ??> Plzfixminecraft win/reinst
#3805 [16:29] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3806 [16:29] <VoxelHead> Plzfixminecraft: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3807 [16:29] <Plzfixminecraft> Yep
#3808 [16:29] <Awesomeness> Did you do the above steps?
#3809 [16:29] <Awesomeness> Okay
#3810 [16:29] <Awesomeness> Install Java
#3811 [16:30] <Plzfixminecraft> Where should i save it?
#3812 [16:30] <Plzfixminecraft> Java
#3813 [16:30] <VoxelHead> We have no time for these games^*#^@%percent$*.
#3814 [16:30] <cornelius> okay how do I run Minecraft
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#3816 [16:30] <Awesomeness> umm, on your desktop?
#3817 [16:30] <Awesomeness> if that's what you mean, then just install it.
#3818 [16:30] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness Ok :D
#3819 [16:30] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness Throw me a direct link plz :D
#3820 [16:31] <Awesomeness> For the Java download?
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#3822 [16:31] <Plzfixminecraft> Aya 64 bit.
#3823 [16:31] <Shylo132> hi guys i need help with a server port issue
#3824 [16:31] * mib_h4td7s [mib_h4td7s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3825 [16:31] <Awesomeness> http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=48346
#3826 [16:32] <Awesomeness> Yes, Shylo132?
#3827 [16:32] <cornelius> what is the newset java update?
#3828 [16:32] <Awesomeness> 25
#3829 [16:32] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness :D
#3830 [16:32] <Shylo132> it keeps giving me a error on the jwv saying the port is already taken
#3831 [16:32] <Shylo132> idk what port to put my server on.. i can give you the error message
#3832 [16:32] <Awesomeness> Could you show me a screenshot, please?
#3833 [16:32] <cornelius> ]Ok, I have that, but it says it's out of date
#3834 [16:33] <Plzfixminecraft> cornelius Do a barrel roll!
#3835 [16:34] <cornelius> so what do I do about it
#3836 [16:34] <Plzfixminecraft> cornelius Do a barrel roll!!!
#3837 [16:34] <Plzfixminecraft> Easy...
#3838 [16:34] <cornelius> plzfixminecraft, how old are you
#3839 [16:34] <cornelius> ?
#3840 [16:34] <Plzfixminecraft> cornelius Old enough :P
#3841 [16:34] <cornelius> haha'
#3842 [16:35] <VoxelHead> release the pig*£^$#^~££%percent#*@*~
#3843 [16:35] <Plzfixminecraft> Rofl!!
#3844 [16:35] <VoxelHead> i like Rofl
#3845 [16:35] <Plzfixminecraft> Yes you do :D
#3846 [16:35] <cornelius> pfmilf
#3847 [16:35] <cornelius> lol, ROLF
#3848 [16:35] <_303> vox, are you a bot?
#3849 [16:36] <cornelius> ROFL*
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#3851 [16:36] <Plzfixminecraft> VoxelHead Plz summon xales
#3852 [16:36] <cornelius> What a douche, awesomeness left
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#3854 [16:36] <cornelius> lol
#3855 [16:37] <Awesomeness> I'm a douche?
#3856 [16:37] <Awesomeness> sorry?
#3857 [16:37] <cornelius> o, i thought you were a bot
#3858 [16:37] <Awesomeness> um..
#3859 [16:37] <cornelius> are you?
#3860 [16:37] <Awesomeness> who knows
#3861 [16:38] <cornelius> nope, your not, no, I thought you were a bot
#3862 [16:38] <cornelius> this website is actually fun
#3863 [16:38] <Awesomeness> You know, it is pretty rude to call someone a bot
#3864 [16:38] <Awesomeness> who is helping a few people.
#3865 [16:39] <cornelius> I mean the people who help
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#3867 [16:39] <cornelius> wait are you helper
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#3869 [16:39] <Plsfixminecraft> VoxelHead
#3870 [16:40] <cornelius> FUCK!!!
#3871 [16:40] <cornelius> FUCK!!!!
#3872 [16:40] <VoxelHead> Hurrah.
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#3874 [16:40] <SavinaRoja> Has anyone here worked with parsing Minecraft's post-1.3 region files?
#3875 [16:40] <cornelius> okay, someone is finally talking
#3876 [16:40] <Awesomeness> Helper?
#3877 [16:40] <Plzfixminecraft> VoxelHead use your botpowers to summon xales...
#3878 [16:40] <Awesomeness> Depends on what you mean by a 'helper'
#3879 [16:41] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness What now?
#3880 [16:41] <Plzfixminecraft> Just installed Java
#3881 [16:41] <Awesomeness> Well, try and see if Minecraft works?
#3882 [16:41] <cornelius> do you aid other people on this sight, or are you someone who fucks around on this website
#3883 [16:42] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness I'm 99.9999% sure that it's not working :S
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#3885 [16:42] <Awesomeness> plzfixminecraft; may I have your minecraft username?
#3886 [16:42] <Plzfixminecraft> DazeasDozzy
#3887 [16:43] <Plzfixminecraft> It said : Cannot connect to minecraft. Below play offline it said: Not downloaded
#3888 [16:43] <Awesomeness> !Paid DazeasDozzy
#3889 [16:43] <Awesomeness> Hmm
#3890 [16:43] <cornelius> otynygt
#3891 [16:43] <cornelius> ty
#3892 [16:43] <cornelius> rtht
#3893 [16:43] <cornelius> t
#3894 [16:43] * VoxelHead kicked cornelius from #minecrafthelp (Reason: flood)
#3895 [16:43] <Awesomeness> have you ever 'tried' minecraft, before buying it?
#3896 [16:43] <Plzfixminecraft> Yay... Then let me play it!!!
#3897 [16:43] <Plzfixminecraft> Yep :D
#3898 [16:44] <Awesomeness> You have?
#3899 [16:44] <Plzfixminecraft> I do
#3900 [16:44] <Awesomeness> Sorry, I can't help you much then.
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#3902 [16:44] <Plzfixminecraft> Why?
#3903 [16:44] <Awesomeness> A pirated version leaves behind some nasty code
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#3905 [16:44] <Awesomeness> which is hard to get rid of
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#3907 [16:44] <Plzfixminecraft> Can you try?
#3908 [16:44] <Plzfixminecraft> It worked for my friends...
#3909 [16:44] <Awesomeness> Not really, you'd have to go into regedit and clear it from there.
#3910 [16:45] <Plzfixminecraft> Regedit?
#3911 [16:45] <Awesomeness> Yes, registry editor.
#3912 [16:45] <Plzfixminecraft> Whaa? I'm no big PC genius.
#3913 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> i bought minecraft today downloaded it but it doesnt do anything. Help????
#3914 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> !!!
#3915 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> ???
#3916 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> !!!
#3917 [16:45] <VoxelHead> %^$~^£@$~%
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#3919 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> ???
#3920 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> !!!
#3921 [16:45] <Awesomeness> mib_9v6ie8, how long ago did you buy it?
#3922 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> ????
#3923 [16:45] <VoxelHead> !£*@#$
#3924 [16:45] <mib_9v6ie8> !!!
#3925 [16:45] <Awesomeness> Stop spamming.
#3926 [16:45] <VoxelHead> $*$~%!£$@%#$*$
#3927 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_9v6ie8
#3928 [16:46] * GreyBot kicked mib_9v6ie8 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:647>)
#3929 [16:46] <VoxelHead> *^^$£@$~$$@$!~~!
#3930 [16:46] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness, can you guide me?
#3931 [16:46] <Awesomeness> No.
#3932 [16:46] <Awesomeness> Sorry.
#3933 [16:46] <Plzfixminecraft> To the regedit?
#3934 [16:46] <Awesomeness> Oh
#3935 [16:46] <Awesomeness> you go to run
#3936 [16:46] <Awesomeness> type in regedit
#3937 [16:46] <Awesomeness> but what you do from there, is not my guidance.
#3938 [16:47] <Plzfixminecraft> Whaa?!?!? I don't get that :(
#3939 [16:47] <Plzfixminecraft> Formating my pc is the only way then?
#3940 [16:47] <Plzfixminecraft> Or just my :C?
#3941 [16:48] <Awesomeness> What you could do is, go into your HOSTS file
#3942 [16:48] <Awesomeness> and use www.pastebin.com to paste the contents of it.
#3943 [16:49] <Awesomeness> The HOSTS.file is located in
#3944 [16:49] <Awesomeness> C:/Windows/System32/Drivers/etc
#3945 [16:50] <Plzfixminecraft> If you wrote something, plz write it again
#3946 [16:50] <Plzfixminecraft> My internet fucked.
#3947 [16:50] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness
#3948 [16:50] <Awesomeness> Please use www.pastebin.com to paste your HOSTS.file
#3949 [16:50] <Awesomeness> It's located in C:/Windows/System32/Drivers/etc
#3950 [16:51] <Plzfixminecraft> Wtf is happening?
#3951 [16:51] <Awesomeness> ?
#3952 [16:51] <VoxelHead> I like them =)
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#3954 [16:51] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness!!
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#3956 [16:51] <Awesomeness> Yes?
#3957 [16:52] <Plzfixminecraft> Formating my :C Will work?
#3958 [16:52] <Plzfixminecraft> C:
#3959 [16:52] <Awesomeness> You can try.
#3960 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> That'll just give you even more problems
#3961 [16:52] <Awesomeness> You shouldn't of 'tried' minecraft in the first place
#3962 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Are you really going to look forward to spending hours reinstalling your operating system, and all your programs, just to get minecraft working?
#3963 [16:52] <Plzfixminecraft> My friends pirated Minecraft, and after that they bought the full version, why didnt they get fucked?
#3964 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> They may have known how to undo the damage
#3965 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> Or they pirated a copy which didn't do it
#3966 [16:53] <Plzfixminecraft> The same as me..
#3967 [16:54] <Plzfixminecraft> And it only fucked me up...
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#3969 [16:54] <Plzfixminecraft> They are playing it, they played the same crack as me...
#3970 [16:54] <Plzfixminecraft> That was 1.5
#3971 [16:54] <Awesomeness> Look
#3972 [16:55] <Awesomeness> noone told you to pirate
#3973 [16:55] <VoxelHead> Loooooooooooooooooook
#3974 [16:55] <Awesomeness> it was your choice
#3975 [16:55] <Awesomeness> okay?
#3976 [16:55] <Plzfixminecraft> The 1.6 crack did the same
#3977 [16:55] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go =(
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#3979 [16:55] <Plzfixminecraft> Why is it working for them then?!
#3980 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Plzfixminecraft - Did those pirated versions work for you?
#3981 [16:56] <Plzfixminecraft> Yep 1.5 did, 1.6 did the same as this does...
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#3983 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to access minecraft.net via the website?
#3984 [16:56] <Plzfixminecraft> Browse the game?
#3985 [16:56] <Plzfixminecraft> From the website.
#3986 [16:56] <Plzfixminecraft> ?
#3987 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to go to www.minecraft.net via your browser?
#3988 [16:57] <Plzfixminecraft> Yep :D
#3989 [16:57] <Awesomeness> Plzfixminecraft - can you give me your minecraft login?
#3990 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> So, what happens when you try to connect using the client?
#3991 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> What error message pops up?
#3992 [16:57] <Plzfixminecraft> Yep :D
#3993 [16:57] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness ehm......
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#3995 [16:58] <Plzfixminecraft> Are you a minecraft employee?
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#3997 [16:58] <Awesomeness> No, none of us are.
#3998 [16:58] <Plzfixminecraft> Why can you use my Login for then?
#3999 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> We don't work for Mojang. They do not pay us.
#4000 [16:58] <Awesomeness> Would be epic if they paid us. :D
#4001 [16:58] <Plzfixminecraft> What*
#4002 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness can check whether or not you have indeed, paid.
#4003 [16:59] <krebbit> i tried doing some glitch my bro showed me but now i cant even load the game up
#4004 [16:59] <Plzfixminecraft> He checked that before
#4005 [16:59] <codster14> if u try to play minecraft and it says "org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format no accelerated" what is the problem and how can i fix it
#4006 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - What glitch?
#4007 [16:59] <Plzfixminecraft> It said that i did pay :D
#4008 [16:59] <Awesomeness> oh, I did?
#4009 [16:59] <viperdream> Hello, I was here earlier for CTD error on multiplayer. I solved it by deleting a Java development kit but it only allowed me to play it longer. I can play around 5minutes now before crashing. Here's my pastebin: http://pastebin.com/h0ScWE1P
#4010 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> codster14 - Update your video drivers
#4011 [16:59] <aikaramba> how big is chunk?
#4012 [16:59] <Awesomeness> bad memory.
#4013 [16:59] <krebbit> castle glitch
#4014 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> aikaramba - 16x16x128
#4015 [16:59] <aikaramba> blocks?
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#4017 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> aikaramba - yes
#4018 [16:59] <codster14> how do i do that grey
#4019 [16:59] <aikaramba> are there any larger "formations"
#4020 [16:59] <Plzfixminecraft> :C formating??
#4021 [16:59] <Plzfixminecraft> Not the whole system ofc.
#4022 [17:00] <krebbit> it was a glitch that had a pre maid castle
#4023 [17:00] <aikaramba> because protals redirect beyond chunk borders
#4024 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> viperdream - You may want to look into uninstalling and reinstalling java.
#4025 [17:00] <krebbit> and now i cant load it
#4026 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - There are no glitches like that
#4027 [17:00] <viperdream> I'll try that and see what it gives
#4028 [17:00] <krebbit> not even the game
#4029 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - I think your friend there just played a practical joke on you
#4030 [17:01] <Plzfixminecraft> Can i go skype or any video chatting to show you what i'm talking about?
#4031 [17:01] <krebbit> ya look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SldxaL3cRlI
#4032 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - That video's not real.
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#4034 [17:02] <krebbit> well ok but can you help me cuz now i cant even load the game
#4035 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> Try this:
#4036 [17:03] <krebbit> what?
#4037 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Go to your minecraft.exe, go to the options button, and press "Force Update"
#4038 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Then log in
#4039 [17:03] <krebbit> ok thx
#4040 [17:03] <krebbit> ill try that
#4041 [17:03] <Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine Formating my :C drive is save?
#4042 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Hah, no
#4043 [17:03] <Plzfixminecraft> Why?
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#4045 [17:04] <GreyVulpine> Once you do, your computer will no longer work?
#4046 [17:04] <krebbit> wait wheres force update?
#4047 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Under the options menu, right besides the login stuff
#4048 [17:05] <Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine Okay, first i tried out 1.5 crack, then my friend said:I've found a better crack 1.6.5, then i tried and it black screened. It did the excact same as THIS does.
#4049 [17:05] <krebbit> oooo thx brb
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#4052 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Plzfixminecraft - I'm not going to help you pirate minecraft
#4053 [17:08] <Plzfixminecraft> I got the real one....
#4054 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> If you continue to use those cracks, I'm starting to doubt that you do
#4055 [17:09] <Plzfixminecraft> I'm not using any cracks!!!
#4056 [17:09] <GreyVulpine> Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine Okay, first i tried out 1.5 crack, then my friend said:I've found a better crack 1.6.5, then i tried and it black screened. It did the excact same as THIS does.
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#4058 [17:10] <Shylo132> can someone help me with my server? it says the port is already in use and i have it going through my firewall and port forwarded... idk waht else to do
#4059 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Shylo132 - Did you fill out the fields in your server.properties field?
#4060 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> I'm looking specifically at server-ip
#4061 [17:11] <Shylo132> yes.. it works for my localhosts withotu an ip.... when i give it the public ip i have.. it says a server is already running on that port
#4062 [17:11] <mib_jshprk> how come it says if i would like to update..and when i choose yes it gets a fatal error message?
#4063 [17:11] <VoxelHead> Choose a three-piece "suite" on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
#4064 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes, remove the IP from server-ip.
#4065 [17:12] <Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine you missunderstood me
#4066 [17:12] <Plzfixminecraft> When i said it does the excact same as this, then "This" is not a crack.
#4067 [17:12] <Shylo132> ok i have server-= now
#4068 [17:12] <Plzfixminecraft> I've paid for it!!
#4069 [17:12] <Plzfixminecraft> DazeasDozzy
#4070 [17:12] <Plzfixminecraft> Check that yourself!!!
#4071 [17:12] <krebbit> grey thank you soooo much thank you
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#4073 [17:12] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing krebbit
#4074 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> Shylo132 - Alright, with that, you should be able to connect with localhost, and if you set up your port forwarding and firewalls correctly, your public ip should work as well
#4075 [17:13] <GreyVulpine> If not, let me know.
#4076 [17:13] <Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine
#4077 [17:13] <Shylo132> ok.. gimmie a sec
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#4079 [17:14] <mib_jshprk> how come it says if i would like to update..and when i choose yes it gets a fatal error message?
#4080 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_jshprk - What fatal error message? Can you copy the error, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL?
#4081 [17:14] <Plzfixminecraft> GreyVulpine!
#4082 [17:14] <Plzfixminecraft> DazeasDozzy
#4083 [17:15] <Plzfixminecraft> There is my prove!
#4084 [17:15] <Plzfixminecraft> That's my Username
#4085 [17:15] <Plzfixminecraft> I've paid for it.,
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#4087 [17:15] <mib_jshprk> Is anyone gonna help me!?
#4088 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_jshprk - What fatal error message? Can you copy the error, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL?
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#4091 [17:16] <someone> bought minecraft, downloaded, doesnt run. HELP!
#4092 [17:16] <Shylo132> wow it loaded @greyvulpine
#4093 [17:16] <Plzfixminecraft> someone Freeze download and then black screen?
#4094 [17:16] <Shylo132> can someone try logging on it now?
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#4096 [17:17] <someone> no doesnt run at all!
#4097 [17:17] <someone> no loading nothing
#4098 [17:17] <Shylo132> ip: 68.127.94.29 ....test out my server peeps<
#4099 [17:17] <josie> how do install minecraft? what do I open it with?
#4100 [17:17] <Plzfixminecraft> Minecraft is failing...
#4101 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> !check 68.127.94.29
#4102 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#4103 [17:18] <Plzfixminecraft> Want help....
#4104 [17:18] <josie> yes
#4105 [17:18] <Shylo132> hu grey?
#4106 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> josie - Did you download minecraft.exe?
#4107 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Shylo132 - One sec
#4108 [17:18] <josie> yes
#4109 [17:18] <VoxelHead> i like them ^_^
#4110 [17:18] <Shylo132> ok
#4111 [17:18] <josie> thought i did
#4112 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> josie - Did you use Internet Explorer to do so?
#4113 [17:18] <josie> yup
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#4115 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> josie - Right click on the file you downloaded, rename it. Add .exe to the end
#4116 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Then try running it again
#4117 [17:19] <Awesomeness> I recommend using Firefox
#4118 [17:19] <Awesomeness> It's much better than IE in all ways.
#4119 [17:19] <Plzfixminecraft> Awesomeness!!!
#4120 [17:19] <VoxelHead> \o/ Awesomeness
#4121 [17:19] <Awesomeness> What
#4122 [17:19] <Plzfixminecraft> It says i can connect now.
#4123 [17:19] <Plzfixminecraft> But still
#4124 [17:19] <Plzfixminecraft> Black screen
#4125 [17:19] <Plzfixminecraft> Gonna format it tommorow
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#4127 [17:20] <Rob> hello?
#4128 [17:20] <semiricary> im getting annoyed my minecraft keeps crashing plz help someone
#4129 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Shylo132 - Is the server running?
#4130 [17:20] <Shylo132> yes
#4131 [17:20] <Shylo132> im logging in through localhost right now
#4132 [17:20] <Shylo132> logged*
#4133 [17:20] <Guest472> i bought an account and when i log in it says "account not premium"...WTF?
#4134 [17:21] <josie> worked!! thank you soooo much
#4135 [17:21] <Shylo132> guest u need to activate it
#4136 [17:21] <Guest472> how?
#4137 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Shylo132 - Doesn't look like the server's accessible from the outside. make sure your port forwarding is correct. Make sure windows firewall is down, or set to allow 25565
#4138 [17:21] <Shylo132> through ur email
#4139 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> If you have windows.
#4140 [17:21] <Guest472> it didnt come in my email
#4141 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Guest472 - How long ago did you buy it?
#4142 [17:21] <Shylo132> ok grey
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#4146 [17:23] <pachuco> hello, is there somewhere i can get some tech support?
#4147 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> This is the place
#4148 [17:23] <pachuco> cool ^^
#4149 [17:23] <Awesomeness> What's the issue, pachuco?
#4150 [17:23] <semiricary> can u help me
#4151 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> semiricary - What's the problem?
#4152 [17:23] <pachuco> i run a private server and one of the admins was being a dick and banned me
#4153 [17:23] <semiricary> my minacraft keeps crashing
#4154 [17:23] <pachuco> how do i get back in my own server
#4155 [17:23] <Awesomeness> LOL
#4156 [17:23] <Awesomeness> Banned-Players.txt
#4157 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> pachuco - Do you have access to the server console?
#4158 [17:23] <Awesomeness> remove your name
#4159 [17:24] <Guest76717> minecraft wont let me connect to multiplayer right now. how long do i have to wait?
#4160 [17:24] <Awesomeness> and remove the guy who banned you from OPs
#4161 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - What do you mean?
#4162 [17:24] <pachuco> i cant find my server console lol i just started and im new to it
#4163 [17:24] <Awesomeness> ...
#4164 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - What happens when you try to?
#4165 [17:24] <pachuco> and yea, hes getting IP ban
#4166 [17:24] <Guest76717> it says i cannot connect
#4167 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - What says you can't connect? What's the exact error?
#4168 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> semiricary - How does it crash? Do you get any error reports?
#4169 [17:24] <semiricary> um
#4170 [17:24] <Guest76717> hang on plz lol
#4171 [17:25] <semiricary> no
#4172 [17:25] <semiricary> i dont it just crashes and leaves the game
#4173 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> semiricary - Can you give me any more information than "Minecraft crashes"?
#4174 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> It's not a lot to go on
#4175 [17:25] <Awesomeness> Hey, GreyVulpine, can I pm you when you're free?
#4176 [17:25] <semiricary> well all it says that java binary has stopped working and thats it
#4177 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Sure
#4178 [17:25] <Awesomeness> Like.. when? :P
#4179 [17:26] <someone> minecraft is not working!!!! it doesnt even run
#4180 [17:26] <pachuco> how do i find my server console
#4181 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> someone - How are you trying to launch it? What does it say?
#4182 [17:26] <Guest76717> connection timed out: connect
#4183 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - That means the server you're trying to connect to, isn't up
#4184 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - Try this server: s.nerd.nu
#4185 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> if that works, it's the server you're trying to connect to
#4186 [17:27] <Guest76717> do you know how long it usually is until its up again?
#4187 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Guest76717 - We have no control over how people run their servers.
#4188 [17:27] <Guest76717> ok thank you
#4189 [17:27] <someone> i ve tried everthing yall have been telling people. but it doesnt work
#4190 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> someone - Define, "Doesn't work"
#4191 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> What exactly happens?
#4192 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> I can go to a mechanic, and tell them, "My car doesn't run", I'm still going to be asked for specifics.
#4193 [17:28] <someone> when i click on it it just sits there and does nothing
#4194 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#4195 [17:28] <someone> me?
#4196 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4197 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> Windows? Mac? Linux?
#4198 [17:28] * Kealper rawrs
#4198 [17:28] <someone> windows 7
#4199 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Alright, does it beep? Does it do anything?
#4200 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> Do any messages pop up at all?
#4201 [17:29] <someone> no
#4202 [17:29] <semiricary> and sometimes it says minecraft has run out of memory and that to restart it but it happens constant
#4203 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> semiricary - That's a regular 'feature' of 1.6, nothing you can do but restart the game
#4204 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> someone - Alright then, has minecraft ever worked before?
#4205 [17:30] <someone> no
#4206 [17:30] <Shylo132> @greyVulpine try the server now
#4207 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Works Shylo132
#4208 [17:30] <semiricary> wat about the thing that says thay java binary has stopped working
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#4210 [17:31] <Shylo132> it does?
#4211 [17:31] <Orodan> Hi
#4212 [17:31] <Shylo132> hwo do u know?
#4213 [17:31] <Shylo132> lol
#4214 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Indeed it does Shylo132
#4215 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> I just connected
#4216 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Check your server console
#4217 [17:31] <Shylo132> i dont see u connected
#4218 [17:31] <Kealper> ??>> semiricary win/dxdiag
#4219 [17:31] <Orodan> Who can help me?
#4220 [17:31] <Shylo132> it doesnt say
#4221 [17:31] <Kealper> Orodan: with?
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#4223 [17:31] <Awesomeness> Vulpine?
#4224 [17:31] <Kealper> semiricary: do what VoxelHead just said
#4225 [17:31] <Awesomeness> I pmed you
#4226 [17:31] <viperdream> Ok, I re downloaded Java and I'm still getting a CTD : /
#4227 [17:32] <Shylo132> ok i see you
#4228 [17:32] <Shylo132> hold on
#4229 [17:32] <pachuco> can anyone tell me where to locate the server console?
#4230 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> pachuco - How are you running the server?
#4231 [17:32] <pachuco> i use vbox
#4232 [17:32] <someone> hello?
#4233 [17:33] <Kealper> pachuco: vbox?
#4234 [17:33] <pachuco> virtual box
#4235 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> someone - Alright, how much RAM do you have on the system?
#4236 [17:33] <Orodan> Today I bought Minecraft. Before I bought Minecraft game was smooth and without lag. Now the game is smooth and the game lags.Thanks for the reply.
#4237 [17:33] <pachuco> i found minecraft admin page but i cant see where to unban
#4238 [17:33] <Kealper> pachuco: saying virtualbox isn't specific enough, what OS are you running in it?
#4239 [17:33] <semiricary> http://pastebin.com/tahFGCK9
#4240 [17:34] <pachuco> windows 7
#4241 [17:34] <Kealper> pachuco: you have Windows 7 running inside virtualbox?
#4242 [17:34] <Kealper> Orodan: have you restarted your computer?
#4243 [17:34] <pachuco> o sorry it says linux 7
#4244 [17:35] <pachuco> linux 2.6 sorry
#4245 [17:35] <Orodan> Kealper: Yes...
#4246 [17:35] <pachuco> hubby set it up for me and i have no idea what to do besides starting/stopping it
#4247 [17:35] <Orodan> And still the same
#4248 [17:35] <Kealper> Orodan: do you have any antivirus software or other things that could be using lots of CPU power or ram?
#4249 [17:36] <Orodan> Only Avast Antivirus and skype, steam is offline...
#4250 [17:36] <Orodan> Skype steam offline
#4251 [17:36] <Shylo132> ty grey
#4252 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing
#4253 [17:36] <Kealper> semiricary: i'm not sure why it is not working correctly on your computer...it's specs seem fine :/
#4254 [17:36] <Orodan> I just paid Avast
#4255 [17:37] <Kealper> Orodan: try seeing if it is doing a scheduled virus scan or something
#4256 [17:37] <semiricary> yeah its a new computer but i hate how it just always does it about every 2 min it just stops the game
#4257 [17:37] <Orodan> Kealper: Ok¨
#4258 [17:37] <Kealper> pachuco: uhh...honestly i can't help, it sounds like your husband has some pretty custom things set up to run it
#4259 [17:37] <pachuco> damn
#4260 [17:38] <pachuco> he wont b home for ages ...lol
#4261 [17:38] <Kealper> pachuco: is it a website that you go to or is it just a program window inside virtualbox?
#4262 [17:39] <someone> 4 gb
#4263 [17:39] <pachuco> i open the virtualbox and start server. then i go to http://192.168.1.103:8080/world_three.html and start the world
#4264 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> someone - Have you tried uninstalling java complete from your system using Window's control panel, and reinstalling it from java.com
#4265 [17:39] <Kealper> semiricary: you seem to be using a lot of pagefile, how much stuff do you have running?
#4266 [17:39] <Kealper> pachuco: yeah, it's some web interface then, and i have no idea how to work it.... :/
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#4268 [17:40] <someone> no ill try that. i hope this works
#4269 [17:40] <semiricary> what do u mean runnning
#4270 [17:40] <pachuco> damn :( thanks anyway
#4271 [17:40] <semiricary> because when i play i dont have anything up just the game
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#4273 [17:41] <Kealper> semiricary: there might be lots of things running in the background...hmmm...
#4274 [17:41] <semiricary> how do i stop runnning those
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#4276 [17:42] <Kealper> semiricary: ever heard of teamviewer? i could use that to check if there is something stealing resources on your computer
#4277 [17:42] <semiricary> yeah
#4278 [17:42] <semiricary> i have it installed
#4279 [17:42] <Kealper> semiricary: ok, let's take this to PM from now-on
#4280 [17:42] <semiricary> pm ?
#4281 [17:42] <Kealper> if anyone else needs me, just say my name in here
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#4285 [17:44] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go o_O
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#4288 [17:45] <mib_nvn8bl> Hey, has anyone else had a problem with java runtime environment when playing?
#4289 [17:45] <viperdream> So I had some CTD's earlier on Minecraft. You asked me to redownloaded Java. I am grateful so far as I can play for a longer time now but yet it crashes after 15 minutes. Here's the new error log: http://pastebin.com/29mh42Z1 Thanks
#4290 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Define "problem" mib_nvn8bl
#4291 [17:45] <mib_nvn8bl> the game crashes after only 10 min of playtime
#4292 [17:46] <mib_nvn8bl> then i get a notepad file saying that java runtime environment has encountered an error
#4293 [17:46] <blue> im having trouble with loading the game it keeps saying bad video card
#4294 [17:46] <Orodan> Kealper: all Clear...
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#4296 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_nvn8bl - Can you copy the contents of that file, paste it at www.pastebin.com, and give us the URL to it?
#4297 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> blue - Update your video card drivers
#4298 [17:46] <mib_nvn8bl> ok
#4299 [17:47] <blue> how do i update it?
#4300 [17:47] <vcordie> .g update video card drivers
#4301 [17:47] <vcordie> oh right, no crow.
#4302 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> viperdream - Does your computer have a "Power Keylogger" application installed on it?
#4303 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> blue - Do you know what video card you have on it?
#4304 [17:48] <Kealper> Orodan: did that help it?
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#4306 [17:48] <mib_nvn8bl> how do i give you the link to what i pasted?
#4307 [17:49] <blue> not a clue but if it helps i have a windows vista computer
#4308 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_nvn8bl - After you press submit, look at the address bar at the top of your browser.
#4309 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> Copy that link, and paste it here
#4310 [17:49] <anyone> @GreyVulpine ok im back . this is someone. wouldnt allow me to use same name. did what u told me
#4311 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> blue - Could you give me this:
#4312 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> blue win/dxdiag
#4313 [17:50] <VoxelHead> blue: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4314 [17:50] <VoxelHead> blue: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4315 [17:50] <mib_nvn8bl> http://pastebin.com/KdV7mGZE
#4316 [17:50] <anyone> It WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4317 [17:50] <anyone> thank u
#4318 [17:50] <anyone> peace
#4319 [17:50] <viperdream> I don't know, what is it?
#4320 [17:51] <VoxelHead> i think it's talking to frogzilla
#4321 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> viperdream - I think it's a keylogger..
#4322 [17:51] <Orodan> Still the game flowed
#4323 [17:52] <viperdream> Yeah, I understand that, but what does it have to do with the error?
#4324 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> viperdream - In laymans terms, a virus that logs all your keypresses, possible in hopes of recording a pasword.
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#4326 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> I think it's causing this problem
#4327 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> itech0\imonlsp.dll is associated with that program
#4328 [17:53] <viperdream> Do I need to scan my computer for it? Or find the software manually and delete it?
#4329 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> I think it would be a good idea to do a virus scan right about now
#4330 [17:53] <viperdream> Ok
#4331 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Particularly in your windows/system32 directory
#4332 [17:53] <viperdream> Ok, I've started the scan
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#4334 [17:54] <Kealper> uhh....that doesn't sound good to find lol
#4335 [17:54] <mib_nvn8bl> ok, i got the error copied http://pastebin.com/KdV7mGZE
#4336 [17:54] <Mae> Can anyone here help me with minecraft?
#4337 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_nvn8bl - Update your nvidia graphics drivers.
#4338 [17:55] <mib_nvn8bl> ok
#4339 [17:55] <Mae> Anyone??
#4340 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Mae - If you tell us your problem, perhaps
#4341 [17:56] <blue> whats the win key?
#4342 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> The win key is the windows key, between the ctrl and alt keys on your keyboard
#4343 [17:56] <Mae> I bought the game and downloaded, but it was really glitchy. I deleted it and tried to download it again but it said I had to buy it.
#4344 [17:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> blue win/key
#4345 [17:56] <VoxelHead> blue: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#4346 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Kinda slow there DG
#4347 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Mae - What said you had to buy it again?
#4348 [17:58] <Mae> Minecraft
#4349 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> The application itself, or the website?
#4350 [17:58] <Mae> The website
#4351 [17:58] <Mae> I can't download it again
#4352 [17:58] <Mae> but I already bought it
#4353 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> Could you make sure the username that you're using, is the same one that you bought the account under?
#4354 [17:59] <Mae> It is
#4355 [18:00] <Kealper> ok, what is your ingame username?
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#4357 [18:00] <xolotl> Mae: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4358 [18:00] <xolotl> Mae: You download Minecraft from there; you will not have to even log in to do so
#4359 [18:00] <Kealper> alternatively
#4360 [18:00] <Kealper> !client
#4361 [18:00] <Kealper> less clicking :3
#4362 [18:00] <Mae> thanks, ill try it
#4363 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> (If you log in with an unpremium account, and use the in-browser beta client, it'll tell you, you need to purchase an account)
#4364 [18:02] <le_fossoyeur> hi all, someoe had a solution for this error code? :: internal exception java.net.socketexception connection reset
#4365 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - means the server you're connecting to, isn't up
#4366 [18:02] <Mae> it did, but i already bought it
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#4368 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - Try this server, s.nerd.nu
#4369 [18:03] <Mae> I already bought an account
#4370 [18:03] <Mae> but it says I havent
#4371 [18:03] <Kealper> Mae: what is your ingame username? i can check it from here
#4372 [18:03] <Mae> butterflyMae
#4373 [18:03] <Kealper> !paid butterflyMae
#4374 [18:03] <Kealper> D:
#4375 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Mae - Could you try going to http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp - Use only the email addresses you know you have
#4376 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> If it picks up on an email address you registered under, it'll email you the username associated with that account
#4377 [18:04] <le_fossoyeur> i'dont have problems with this serv
#4378 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - Then the server you're trying, doesn't work.
#4379 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> It's either down, or.. well, down.
#4380 [18:04] <le_fossoyeur> but some friends can connect
#4381 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - I doubt it
#4382 [18:05] <blue> where do i find the link?
#4383 [18:05] <Kealper> le_fossoyeur: what is the address to it?
#4384 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> blue - The top of your browser.
#4385 [18:05] <le_fossoyeur> its bypass hamachi
#4386 [18:05] <Kealper> eew
#4387 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#4388 [18:05] <le_fossoyeur> but for other bby hamachi idon't have problems
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#4390 [18:05] <blue> whats the irc channel ?
#4391 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> If it's a hamachi IP, you need to install hamachi on your computer, and join their network, to be able to join their server
#4392 [18:06] <le_fossoyeur> yes
#4393 [18:06] <le_fossoyeur> i do this
#4394 [18:07] <le_fossoyeur> and of course i have a premium account
#4395 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - You have joined your friend's hamachi network?
#4396 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Do you see your friend's hamachi ip in the network list?
#4397 [18:08] <blue> whats the IRC channel ??
#4398 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> blue - This chat room
#4399 [18:08] <blue> http://pastebin.com/tn4czeWd
#4400 [18:08] <le_fossoyeur> yes i'm with my friends in the channel
#4401 [18:08] <blue> lol im dumb :)
#4402 [18:08] <Mae> it still won't let me
#4403 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - Then you're connecting to your friend's 5.x.y.z address, right?
#4404 [18:09] <blue> what do i need to do now?
#4405 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> The same friend that's running the server
#4406 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> blue - You give us a couple minutes to look at it, and give you a link to download
#4407 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> One moment
#4408 [18:09] <blue> ok thanks
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#4410 [18:10] <le_fossoyeur> no style x.xx.xxx.xxx
#4411 [18:11] <GreyVulpine> blue - Can you give me one more piece of information. Go to your start menu, right click on "Computer", go to properties. What is the "System Type" listed there?
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#4413 [18:12] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - Then, if your friend set it up correctly, you should be able to join.
#4414 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - Make sure you're using the right 5.xxx.xxx.xxx address
#4415 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> Still there blue?
#4416 [18:14] <le_fossoyeur> adress so correct
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#4418 [18:14] <le_fossoyeur> this time i stay connect 1 min, after that all have a bug
#4419 [18:14] <blue> 32-bit Operating system
#4420 [18:15] <le_fossoyeur> iand i had the message code
#4421 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> blue - You'll want to go here and download these drivers, then install them: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_vista32.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#4422 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - What code?
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#4425 [18:16] <AarontBurr> My minecraft game won't start what do i do?
#4426 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> Why won't it start?
#4427 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> Do you get any error messages?
#4428 [18:16] <le_fossoyeur> internal exception java.net.socketexception connection reset
#4429 [18:17] <AarontBurr> it loads but the screen goes black
#4430 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - I think that server's having issues staying connected. It could be the network, it could be hamachi
#4431 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> le_fossoyeur - There's really no way to tell, over hamachi
#4432 [18:17] <AarontBurr> i downloaded it and im running it of of a flashdrive
#4433 [18:17] <Kealper> AarontBurr: what sort of computer are you trying to run it?
#4434 [18:18] <Kealper> it on*
#4435 [18:18] <le_fossoyeur> ok
#4436 [18:18] <le_fossoyeur> thank for help
#4437 [18:18] <AarontBurr> i have a desktop HP computer
#4438 [18:18] <AarontBurr> windows 7
#4439 [18:18] <Kealper> AarontBurr: has it ever worked before?
#4440 [18:18] <AarontBurr> it worked 3 days ago
#4441 [18:19] <Kealper> hmm...
#4442 [18:19] <AarontBurr> i had a mod but i deleted it
#4443 [18:19] <Kealper> what mod?
#4444 [18:20] <AarontBurr> tyr070+zan082
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#4447 [18:20] <Kealper> since i have no idea what that is....what did it(they) do?
#4448 [18:20] <tdngls> is anyone able to help me?
#4449 [18:21] <Kealper> tdngls: depends on the kind of help
#4450 [18:21] <AarontBurr> tyr = chatmod zan= idk
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#4452 [18:21] <blue> do i want to run the software?
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#4455 [18:21] <Kealper> AarontBurr: go in to the launcher and select Options, then select to force update, then close that and try starting the game
#4456 [18:21] <AarontBurr> k
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#4458 [18:22] <tdngls> im trying to figure out if my computer can run the game before i buy it, is that possible?
#4459 [18:22] <steak> hey
#4460 [18:22] <steak> i have a problem with logging in
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#4462 [18:22] <AarontBurr> how d oi force update
#4463 [18:23] <mib_55le69> can someone help me with this problem i have just bought mineceaft and i play the game but i cant break anything
#4464 [18:23] <blue> ??
#4465 [18:23] <AarontBurr> sorry how do i force update
#4466 [18:23] <Axelator> my minecraft goes completly black whenever i start up help?
#4467 [18:23] <Kealper> tdngls: yes, yes it is, one second and i will get you a demo of Beta 1.5 (a little old now, but it is still a good benchmark)
#4468 [18:23] <mib_55le69> like dirt and sand
#4469 [18:23] <AarontBurr> so does mine
#4470 [18:24] <Kealper> AarontBurr: wait...wait....
#4471 [18:24] <AarontBurr> Axelator so does mine
#4472 [18:24] <Axelator> anyone know how to fix
#4473 [18:24] <Kealper> AarontBurr: you tried mods and you didn't use the downloaded client?
#4474 [18:24] <AarontBurr> ???
#4475 [18:24] <AarontBurr> the mods were an .exe file
#4476 [18:25] <Axelator> i just bought the game and i downloaded it on to my windows and it doesnt run just a black scrren
#4477 [18:25] <steak> my friend gave me his account and i have minecraft installed, but whenever i log in it says "failed to lauch" my computers fiel path then "cannot find path specified"
#4478 [18:25] <Kealper> ??>> AarontBurr win/client
#4479 [18:25] <Kealper> AarontBurr: download and use that
#4480 [18:25] <blue> i have downloaded the software what do i need to do next?
#4481 [18:25] <Kealper> steak: completely uninstall Java and reinstall it
#4482 [18:26] <Axelator> anybody help?
#4483 [18:26] <steak> aw man
#4484 [18:26] <steak> alright thanks :)
#4485 [18:26] <Kealper> ??>> Axelator win/dxdiag
#4486 [18:26] <AarontBurr> downloading
#4487 [18:26] <Kealper> Axelator: do what VoxelHead told you in the red text
#4488 [18:26] <Axelator> ok thx
#4489 [18:26] <AarontBurr> still didnt work
#4490 [18:27] <Kealper> AarontBurr: ok then, run that program again, but select Options instead of Login, and choose to force update the client, then click login
#4491 [18:27] <AarontBurr> k
#4492 [18:27] <blue> are you there GreyVulpine
#4493 [18:27] <blue> ?
#4494 [18:27] <AarontBurr> now wut
#4495 [18:28] <Kealper> AarontBurr: uhh...does it run now? lol
#4496 [18:28] <AarontBurr> loading
#4497 [18:28] <AarontBurr> no
#4498 [18:28] <mib_55le69> i cant break anything when i hit it
#4499 [18:28] <AarontBurr> w8 yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4500 [18:29] <Kealper> mib_55le69: move away from the spawn point a lot
#4501 [18:29] <AarontBurr> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGSGFDHARETGAERGTAETAEWRJT4aotarep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4502 [18:29] <Kealper> mib_55le69: actually....
#4503 [18:29] <VoxelHead> i don't wanna.... ok
#4504 [18:29] <AarontBurr> THXTHXTHXTHXTHXTHXTHX
#4505 [18:29] <mib_55le69> thanks
#4506 [18:29] <Kealper> mib_55le69: oh, that was the issue? lol
#4507 [18:30] <AarontBurr> :DC U guys
#4508 [18:30] <mib_55le69> i think that will help ill give it a try
#4509 [18:30] <Kealper> mib_55le69: are you playing multiplayer or single player? because what i said only applies to multiplayer
#4510 [18:31] <Axelator> do i post the link here?
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#4512 [18:31] <Kealper> Axelator: the dxdiag one? yeah
#4513 [18:31] <Axelator> http://pastebin.com/JbN0Emf6
#4514 [18:31] <Axelator> ok
#4515 [18:32] <sluggo> hey, im having trouble downloading the stand alone minecraft program. the one where you dont have to be connected to the internet to use
#4516 [18:32] <Kealper> ehh....
#4517 [18:32] <xales> sluggo: Care to elaborate?
#4518 [18:32] <Kealper> Axelator: what was your issue again? lol
#4519 [18:32] <sluggo> whenever i dl it, it says that i dont have a program to run it
#4520 [18:32] <xales> !client
#4521 [18:32] <xales> Use that link.
#4522 [18:32] <sluggo> alright
#4523 [18:32] <Axelator> it was when i finish logging in and all that the screen goes black and i have to x it off
#4524 [18:33] <Kealper> ahh yes
#4525 [18:33] <Kealper> uhm...your computer does not have much ram...and it's graphics card is not the greatest...so that could be the issue :/
#4526 [18:33] <Axelator> so what happens now?
#4527 [18:33] <Kealper> well...
#4528 [18:34] <Kealper> now is where i'm going to tell you how to get debug info about the game to see if that actually is the issue or not
#4529 [18:34] <Kealper> so
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#4531 [18:34] <Kealper> open up the browser version of the game
#4532 [18:34] <Axelator> ok one sec
#4533 [18:34] <Kealper> xales: got bored of doing that pastebin thing?
#4534 [18:34] <xales> Kealper: oh. To be honest, I kinda forgot about it
#4535 [18:34] <mib_55le69> yeah kealper it was for the other guy i just read it lol
#4536 [18:34] <froglegstew> is anyone hear able to help me?
#4537 [18:35] <Axelator> working
#4538 [18:35] <xales> froglegstew: Yes, but we can't read your mind. You have to tell us the problem...
#4539 [18:35] <Kealper> Axelator: working as in it works fine or working as in i should instruct you further for getting debug info?
#4540 [18:35] <mib_55le69> but do you think you can still help me? because i have walked quite a while
#4541 [18:36] <froglegstew> Minecraft wont run, it just loads 5/6th of the way
#4542 [18:36] <xales> ??> froglegstew win/reinst
#4543 [18:36] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4544 [18:36] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4545 [18:36] <Axelator> well its a bit laggy but i kinda dont wont to open up a browser every time so go ahead
#4546 [18:36] <rev-lemon> frog is that loading up a map or exactly what ?
#4547 [18:36] <Kealper> mib_55le69: single player or multiplayer? sorry if you already answered that
#4548 [18:36] <mib_55le69> singel player
#4549 [18:36] <Kealper> mib_55le69: are you holding the mouse button or just clicking it a lot?
#4550 [18:37] <mib_55le69> clicking a lot
#4551 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> ?? dontclick
#4552 [18:37] <VoxelHead> dontclick: You will have better luck holding down the mouse button. Clicking is for instant interactions like placing blocks and flipping switches. To mine, chop wood, or dig; hold down the mouse button.
#4553 [18:37] <Kealper> ??....
#4554 [18:37] <Kealper> stupid ninjas
#4555 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> smart ninjas.
#4556 [18:37] <Kealper> Axelator: to be honest....
#4557 [18:37] <mib_55le69> aaaahhhh thanks i am kind of a noob
#4558 [18:38] <Kealper> Axelator: you should probably look in to getting a ram upgrade, it's probably not working on the downloaded client beacuse the downloaded client needs 1GB of ram (and the browser version only uses half that)...and you only have 1GB of ram total lol
#4559 [18:39] <Axelator> ok thanks anyway :D
#4560 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Bye CruelNoise.
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#4564 [18:42] <mib_qy1wp1> um how do you chat
#4565 [18:42] <mib_qy1wp1> oh got it
#4566 [18:43] <mib_qy1wp1> um i need minecraft help
#4567 [18:43] <Coll> ok so I built this and what not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiTNZXyMNeA
#4568 [18:43] <Coll> but I barely get like 5 monsters every 15 minutes
#4569 [18:43] <mib_qy1wp1> on my coputer i try to load the classic and it just says trouble loading applet
#4570 [18:44] <froglegstew> minecraft is running but I cant open my inventory and I cant hear doors or anything like that
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#4572 [18:44] <steak> hey
#4573 [18:44] <steak> i need help logging in
#4574 [18:44] <mib_qy1wp1> any help
#4575 [18:44] <Kealper> mib_qy1wp1: reinstall Java
#4576 [18:44] <mib_qy1wp1> where are the minecraft people
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#4578 [18:45] <semiricary> hey keapler
#4579 [18:45] <steak> my friend gave me his account and i tried to log in and it said "failed to launch" then a fiel path then "cannot find file path specified"
#4580 [18:45] <Kealper> i'm semi-here right now ._.
#4581 [18:45] <Coll> Kealper
#4582 [18:45] <Coll> help me
#4583 [18:45] <Coll> no one seems to be
#4584 [18:45] <Kealper> Coll: i dunno hao
#4585 [18:45] <semiricary> it worked but then it started to do the same on that account
#4586 [18:45] <Coll> :<
#4587 [18:45] <steak> i tried unistalling then reinstalling java
#4588 [18:45] <Kealper> Coll: i've never made a mob grinder before
#4589 [18:45] <froglegstew> minecraft is running but I cant open my inventory and I cant hear doors or anything like that
#4590 [18:45] <steak> but no change
#4591 [18:45] <Coll> how does mobs work in smp?
#4592 [18:45] <Coll> spawn rates and all that
#4593 [18:46] <oldtopmanserver> wiki
#4594 [18:46] <mib_qy1wp1> i cant load classic any help
#4595 [18:46] <steak> my other friend also gave it a try and says that it works fine
#4596 [18:46] <VoxelHead> i like them :o)
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#4602 [19:00] <kermit> hello. could i please get some help?
#4603 [19:00] <wheybags> probably
#4604 [19:01] <kermit> whenever i try to log into the downloaded version of minecraft. the screen goes black and wont respond. what should i do?
#4605 [19:01] <wheybags> try deleting the bin folder
#4606 [19:01] <wheybags> do you know what i mean?
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#4608 [19:01] <kermit> nope
#4609 [19:02] <wheybags> typer windows key-r and you should get rund dialog
#4610 [19:02] <wheybags> then type in %APPDATA%
#4611 [19:02] <wheybags> and hit ok
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#4613 [19:03] <wheybags> click on .minecraft
#4614 [19:03] <wheybags> then delete the folder called bin
#4615 [19:03] <mib_zlatzk> hello?
#4616 [19:03] <wheybags> then try running mc again
#4617 [19:03] <mib_zlatzk> hello/
#4618 [19:03] <mib_zlatzk> ?
#4619 [19:03] <wheybags> mib_zlatzk: hello
#4620 [19:04] <mib_zlatzk> i have a problem that says "pixel format not accelerated"?
#4621 [19:05] <kermit> i deleted the bin. but when i ran mc it updated and made another bin and the screen went back again
#4622 [19:05] <wheybags> :O
#4623 [19:05] <VoxelHead> well slap my solar plexus and call me a clit-lamp
#4624 [19:05] <wheybags> dunno, tbh
#4625 [19:05] <mib_zlatzk> pixel format not accelerated?
#4626 [19:06] <akaitsuki> ok, so i have an error coming up every time i try to install it, just says "the registry refers to a nonexistent Java runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupted, the dydtem cannot find the file specified"
#4627 [19:06] <akaitsuki> what do i do?
#4628 [19:06] <wheybags> akaitsuki: reinstall java?
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#4630 [19:06] <akaitsuki> tried
#4631 [19:07] <wheybags> did it supposedly reintall?
#4632 [19:07] <cornelius> does anybody know about pixel format not accelerated?
#4633 [19:07] <wheybags> or just give you an error
#4634 [19:07] <akaitsuki> yup
#4635 [19:07] <akaitsuki> java reinstalled, but minecraft did the same thing again
#4636 [19:07] <cornelius> you do?
#4637 [19:07] <akaitsuki> no sry[
#4638 [19:07] <wheybags> cornelius: google says graphics drivers?
#4639 [19:08] <cornelius> it told me that but i dont know what to do from there
#4640 [19:08] <wheybags> akaitsuki: do other jjava programs work?
#4641 [19:08] <akaitsuki> examples please?
#4642 [19:08] <kermit> wait i deleted the bin but when i ran the game it just froze up again
#4643 [19:08] <kermit> and made another
#4644 [19:08] <kermit> bin
#4645 [19:08] <wheybags> akaitsuki: any other java prog
#4646 [19:09] <akaitsuki> like what?
#4647 [19:09] <wheybags> 1 sec
#4648 [19:09] <cornelius> what do i do to get a graphic driver?
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#4650 [19:09] <wheybags> akaitsuki: this: http://www.sunsite.ubc.ca/LivingMathematics/V001N01/UBCExamples/Pythagoras/pythagoras.html
#4651 [19:09] <cornelius> or, the right graphic driver?
#4652 [19:09] <wheybags> cornelius: what kind of computer do you have?
#4653 [19:10] <cornelius> like what browser? or computer?
#4654 [19:10] <wheybags> computer
#4655 [19:10] <cornelius> compaq
#4656 [19:10] <vcordie> *facepalm*
#4657 [19:11] <wheybags> go here: http://www.compaq.com/cpq-country/cpq_support.html
#4658 [19:11] <wheybags> enter your model number
#4659 [19:11] <wheybags> dl graphics / video drivers for your os
#4660 [19:11] <cornelius> where do i find the model, number?
#4661 [19:11] <wheybags> ...
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#4663 [19:12] <wheybags> on the computer
#4664 [19:12] <akaitsuki99> ok that froze firefox
#4665 [19:12] <wheybags> akaitsuki: well
#4666 [19:12] <cornelius> like "sr12222nx"?
#4667 [19:12] <wheybags> it would seem you do not have java installed properly
#4668 [19:13] <akaitsuki99> well i tried reinstalling it, and it installed fine, but this is an old pc
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#4670 [19:13] <akaitsuki99> like 5 yrs
#4671 [19:13] <wheybags> cornelius: like the model of that computer
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#4673 [19:13] <wheybags> akaitsuki: specs?
#4674 [19:13] <akaitsuki99> ...5 yrs old, i have no idea
#4675 [19:13] <wheybags> probably wont run mc though
#4676 [19:13] <akaitsuki99> crap
#4677 [19:14] <akaitsuki99> well thnx neway
#4678 [19:14] <cornelius> it doesnt say anything on the front
#4679 [19:14] <cornelius> it justs says "compaq presario
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#4681 [19:15] <wheybags> is there not a number after presario
#4682 [19:15] <wheybags> maybe at the back
#4683 [19:15] <Wolf21> my Minecraft stoped working and said that it ran out of memoy
#4684 [19:16] <zucchini> i have too many items and a mac and went on to multiplayer and the page came up bet i cant use it because when i click on an item it does not appear what is wrong
#4685 [19:16] <cornelius> nvm i found it
#4686 [19:16] <Coll> ok so uh
#4687 [19:16] <wheybags> zucchini: wat
#4688 [19:16] <wheybags> "the page"
#4689 [19:17] <Coll> how far out away from another person would I have to be to avoid getting my mobs limited from someone getting mobs spawned on them?
#4690 [19:17] <wheybags> pretty sure max is 15 passive mobs per server, end of
#4691 [19:17] <zucchini> the side menue that showes the list of items
#4692 [19:18] <Wolf21> is there a way to increase the amout of memory java has?
#4693 [19:18] <cornelius> hey would it be download "audio, keyboard mouse and input devices, modem, or original?
#4694 [19:18] <wheybags> cornelius: anything that says video or graphics
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#4696 [19:19] <Coll> I am not talking about passive mobs
#4697 [19:19] <wheybags> zucchini: side menu?
#4698 [19:19] <cornelius> "software multimedia"?
#4699 [19:19] <wheybags> do you mean that clicking on items in your inventory has no effect?
#4700 [19:19] <cornelius> it, doesnt say driver though
#4701 [19:19] <wheybags> cornelius: dunno, don't think that would be it
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#4703 [19:20] <zucchini> when u r in your inventory and hit "o" a side menu pops up with all the items
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#4705 [19:21] <wheybags> zucchini: ehh, it doesn't for me...
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#4707 [19:21] <ferminter> Can someone tell me why I have bought minecraft yesterday but haven't received premium..?
#4708 [19:21] <zucchini> do u have too many items mod
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#4710 [19:21] <wheybags> zucchini: no
#4711 [19:21] <wheybags> is it part of a mod?
#4712 [19:22] <kermi> Is this the MC help channel?
#4713 [19:22] <zucchini> yes
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#4715 [19:22] <wheybags> kermi: yes
#4716 [19:22] <wheybags> zucchini: was that yes to kermi or me?
#4717 [19:22] <ferminter> Someone answer?
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#4719 [19:22] <Viperdream> Hello, I had a problem with CTD's on multiplayer and it seems a power keylogger might have caused the problem. I've scanned my whole PC with the updated AVG anti-virus and didn't find anything. What could I do now?
#4720 [19:22] <cornelius> i, downloaded driver and it didnt work:(
#4721 [19:22] <zucchini> to u
#4722 [19:22] <wheybags> ferminter: duno, man
#4723 [19:23] <ferminter> wheybags: who could I contact...?
#4724 [19:23] <wheybags> zucchini: well why would ou presume i have that mod?
#4725 [19:23] <kermi> Well - i downloaded MC and installed it fine, however when i log on it goes to a black screen, and it stays like that
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#4727 [19:23] <kermi> But if i play in Browser everything works fine
#4728 [19:23] <zucchini> becaus it is a popular mod
#4729 [19:23] <kermi> I have the latest java
#4730 [19:23] <HERBivore> oh no.. that sounds like my problem
#4731 [19:23] <wheybags> ferminter: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#4732 [19:24] <kermi> And was wondering if anyone knows what to do>?
#4733 [19:24] <cornelius> i, found, a graphic driver, is that it?
#4734 [19:24] <HERBivore> classic works, browser works, torrent ver 1.5 works... full 1.6.6 won't run
#4735 [19:24] <wheybags> zucchini: well anyway, that's probably a problem to do with the mod
#4736 [19:24] <zucchini> k
#4737 [19:24] <wheybags> cornelius: yes
#4738 [19:24] <Wolf21> is thhere a way to increase the memory given to the java virtual machine?
#4739 [19:24] <wheybags> Wolf21: how much ram do you have?
#4740 [19:25] <Wolf21> 2GB
#4741 [19:25] <wheybags> hmm
#4742 [19:25] <wheybags> try running it with this
#4743 [19:25] <wheybags> java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#4744 [19:25] <cornelius> hey does the driver automatically run?
#4745 [19:26] <HERBivore> anyone have any idea why either of the minecraft.exe won't run? I don't get an error or a crash, I just get nothing
#4746 [19:26] <Wolf21> my game keeps crashing and saying that there might be a bug or the java machien dosent have enough memory
#4747 [19:26] <wheybags> make a bat file in the bin folder with that in it
#4748 [19:26] <cornelius> does it?
#4749 [19:26] <wheybags> cornelius: probably
#4750 [19:26] <cornelius> it didnt work
#4751 [19:26] <wheybags> did it bring up an installer?
#4752 [19:26] <cornelius> it said save file..
#4753 [19:26] <wheybags> did it bring up an installer?
#4754 [19:26] <HERBivore> no i never got the installer or anything
#4755 [19:27] <cornelius> no it just said save file.
#4756 [19:27] <wheybags> that was @cornelius]
#4757 [19:27] <wheybags> cornelius: well run the file
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#4759 [19:27] <HERBivore> very annoying cause the hacked torrent version actually worked
#4760 [19:27] <HERBivore> now that i finally BOUGHT the !@# thing I can't even install it
#4761 [19:27] <steak> im having problems logging in
#4762 [19:27] <steak> and its definitely my computer
#4763 [19:27] <steak> i think
#4764 [19:28] <steak> every time i log in it comes up with "failed to launch, cannot find file path speicified"
#4765 [19:28] <steak> and its my friends account
#4766 [19:28] <steak> he gave it to me
#4767 [19:28] <cornelius> k it i hit run and it pulled up the device manager screen
#4768 [19:29] <cornelius> now what?
#4769 [19:29] <HERBivore> yea, that's my problem too... my older, crappier computer seems to work ok, but my main crappy system won't run it for some reason.. every version EXCEPT the full one works
#4770 [19:29] <steak> hmm
#4771 [19:30] <cornelius> wheybags?
#4772 [19:30] <wheybags> what kind of file was it?
#4773 [19:30] <wheybags> zip? exe?
#4774 [19:30] <cornelius> exe
#4775 [19:31] <wheybags> did it say some stuff about extracting?
#4776 [19:31] <ferminter> Can someone tell me why I have bought minecraft yesterday but haven't received premium..?
#4777 [19:31] <wheybags> ferminter: did you check the link i posted?
#4778 [19:32] <cornelius> wheybags: i think so it pulled me up to the wizard and i clicked through it. then it pulled up the device manager screen telling me to insert it or something
#4779 [19:32] <HERBivore> ..Application Data\.minecraft>java -Xmx1024M -Xms5 12M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Error occurred during initialization of VM Could not reserve enough space for object heap Could not create the Java virtual machine.
#4780 [19:32] <HERBivore> anyone have any clue why I can't create the Java VM?
#4781 [19:33] <HERBivore> this is so annoying.. 1.5 worked flawlessly
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#4784 [19:33] <wipplersnapper> Hello?
#4785 [19:34] <HERBivore> =)
#4786 [19:34] <VoxelHead> :)
#4787 [19:34] <ferminter> yes wheybags
#4788 [19:34] <wipplersnapper> I am a first time minecrafter and I need help......I tried playing clasic in my browser and it claims that I don't have Java.....
#4789 [19:34] <xales> Then install Java
#4790 [19:34] <wipplersnapper> ...I do have Java....while playing runescape I have to check the "force sun java" option.
#4791 [19:34] <HERBivore> heh
#4792 [19:35] <wheybags> cornelius: read what it tells you to do, and do it
#4793 [19:35] <cornelius> its not telling me anything
#4794 [19:35] <HERBivore> I HAVE Java... sigh.. just not !@#$ a properly working minecraft
#4795 [19:35] <wheybags> you said it told you to insert it or something
#4796 [19:35] <cornelius> i cant find it in the device manager screen
#4797 [19:36] <HERBivore> i found a hacked launcher in torrent that will actually run 1.6.6 but its got a memory leak the size of Portugal
#4798 [19:36] <HERBivore> runs out of memory in a few short minutes
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#4800 [19:37] <HERBivore> anyone have any clue why minecraft.exe does absolutely nothing? I mean.. it doesn't even register in my process list
#4801 [19:37] <HERBivore> I've tried disabling all anti-virus and firewall even..
#4802 [19:37] <HERBivore> still does absolutely NOTHING
#4803 [19:38] <poisonouslady> when i try to run minecraft it just becomes a black box
#4804 [19:38] <HERBivore> that's one step farther than I'm getting at least
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#4806 [19:38] <poisonouslady> i thought it might have to do with open GL
#4807 [19:38] <mib_a79jfq> can someone help me real quic?
#4808 [19:38] <mib_a79jfq> k*
#4809 [19:38] <HERBivore> black box would be a nice start, but i get NOTHING.. literally zilch
#4810 [19:38] <poisonouslady> lol
#4811 [19:38] <poisonouslady> uhm
#4812 [19:38] <mib_a79jfq> please?
#4813 [19:39] <poisonouslady> look at your procssesses and see if it even starts
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#4815 [19:39] <HERBivore> which is even more annoying cause i downloaded an old version that WORKS fine
#4816 [19:39] <HERBivore> it doesn't even start a process
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#4818 [19:39] <steak> it just says failure to launch whenever i try to log in]
#4819 [19:39] <HERBivore> i double click and it just goes away
#4820 [19:39] <poisonouslady> oh
#4821 [19:39] <poisonouslady> hmm
#4822 [19:39] <poisonouslady> idk
#4823 [19:39] <HERBivore> ikr?
#4824 [19:39] <HERBivore> so aggravating
#4825 [19:40] <poisonouslady> my boyfriend did a bunch of tech stuff
#4826 [19:40] <poisonouslady> and it still didnt work
#4827 [19:40] <HERBivore> the old hacked launcher works fine, but it has a memory leak with 1.6
#4828 [19:40] <mib_a79jfq> I have a beta multiplayer account and every time i try to connect it wont let me. What can i do?
#4829 [19:40] <cornelius> VoxelHead: can you help me?
#4830 [19:40] <VoxelHead> Yeah no prob boss.
#4831 [19:40] <HERBivore> yea.. i've been going around in circles for days
#4832 [19:41] <poisonouslady> that thing said there would be people here to help is
#4833 [19:41] <poisonouslady> us*
#4834 [19:41] <poisonouslady> WTF
#4835 [19:41] <HERBivore> i finally bought a beta account thinking I was missing something, but its the same story all over again
#4836 [19:41] <cornelius> do you know anything about pixel format not accelerated? wheybags told me to download a graphic driver, which i did, than i downloaded it to the computer through the wizard, than it brings up the device manager screen
#4837 [19:41] <HERBivore> I've updated java several times, and still the official beta ver does NOTHING
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#4839 [19:42] <mib_a79jfq> I NEED YOUR ADVICE PEOPLE
#4840 [19:42] <HERBivore> hmm... no idea cornelius
#4841 [19:42] <rev-lemon> HERBivore < email support@mojang.com < its an account issue if you cant sign in, what happens if you try on the web site.net ?
#4842 [19:42] <HERBivore> what vid card?
#4843 [19:42] <HERBivore> I did sign up
#4844 [19:42] <HERBivore> it shows me as reg'd
#4845 [19:42] <HERBivore> but i can't install the client
#4846 [19:42] <cornelius> VoxelHead?
#4847 [19:43] <VoxelHead> i wish i knew
#4848 [19:43] <rev-lemon> HERBivore is an anitvirus or firewall blocking it
#4849 [19:43] <cornelius> do you know how to get a driver to work on your computer?
#4850 [19:43] <HERBivore> i thought maybe, but i disabled all prophylactics and tried with same result.. NOTHING
#4851 [19:43] <rev-lemon> cornelius vox is a bot
#4852 [19:43] <VoxelHead> no I'm not
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#4854 [19:43] <cornelius> oh
#4855 [19:43] <rev-lemon> yes you are vox
#4856 [19:44] <cornelius> what about you rev?
#4857 [19:44] <cornelius> do you know how to fix it?
#4858 [19:44] <Awesomeguy3000> I got problems when launching into a singleplayer or multiplayer. when i forexample try to join a multiplayer game it says logging before it disapears and the game lays down. any1 got same prob?
#4859 [19:44] <rev-lemon> HERBivore do you have a .minecraft < folder in %appdata% under win 7
#4860 [19:45] <cornelius> rev-lemon?
#4861 [19:45] <HERBivore> I'm in XP and when I run the java start string i get this: C:\Documents and Settings\Brian\Application Data\.minecraft>java -Xmx1024M -Xms5 12M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Error occurred during initialization of VM Could not reserve enough space for object heap Could not create the Java virtual machine.
#4862 [19:45] <cornelius> anything about getting a driver to operate?
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#4864 [19:45] <Awesomeguy3000> yup
#4865 [19:45] <rev-lemon> awesomeguy3000 you need to find antoher server sorry but trying to connect to muliplayer needs to be persise
#4866 [19:45] <Awesomeguy3000> its not that
#4867 [19:45] <HERBivore> which makes no sense cause I can run it with an old minecraft.jar I found online
#4868 [19:45] <Awesomeguy3000> its happends to singleplayer aswell
#4869 [19:45] <rev-lemon> ??> cornelius win/dxdiag
#4870 [19:45] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4871 [19:45] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4872 [19:46] <rev-lemon> HERBivore < reinstall java java.com < go go go
#4873 [19:47] <rev-lemon> Awesomeguy3000 what you mean by lays down,
#4874 [19:47] <HERBivore> dude.. i have uninstalled and reinstalled java THREE separate times.. Java is tested and working perfectly
#4875 [19:47] <rev-lemon> you mean you keep falling
#4876 [19:47] <rev-lemon> what about starting a new map or you getting black screen
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#4878 [19:47] <HERBivore> I can run MC1.5 flawlessly with a hacked launcher, but if I start 1.6 with it I get memory leaks
#4879 [19:47] <Cooleo> Minecraft.com is down right?
#4880 [19:48] <rev-lemon> minecraft.net < could be
#4881 [19:48] <rev-lemon> isdown minecraft.net
#4882 [19:48] <rev-lemon> !isdown minecraft.net
#4883 [19:48] <Cooleo> Ah
#4884 [19:48] <GreyBot> rev-lemon: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#4885 [19:48] <HERBivore> so I figured I'd actually purchase the game and play multiplayer, but now I can't even install it
#4886 [19:48] <Cooleo> I was going to .com
#4887 [19:48] <xales> Cooleo: .com is a fake website
#4888 [19:48] <Cooleo> Ah
#4889 [19:48] <xales> HERBivore: That, would be because you were using a cracked version
#4890 [19:49] <rev-lemon> HERBivore can you please check if you have .minecraft directory on your pc , and yes the crked version is interfearing with the bought copy
#4891 [19:49] <HERBivore> i figured it might be so i deleted teh old ver
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#4893 [19:49] <HERBivore> still the install launcher does absolutely nothing...
#4894 [19:49] <xales> ??> HERBivore win/reinst
#4895 [19:49] <HERBivore> doesn't even make a blip on my process list
#4896 [19:49] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4897 [19:50] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4898 [19:50] <HERBivore> i've done that
#4899 [19:50] <HERBivore> the minecraft launcher will not run
#4900 [19:50] <ferminter> HERBivore:
#4901 [19:50] <HERBivore> i don't get an error, no black screen, no nothing
#4902 [19:50] <ferminter> try to delete your .minecraft folder
#4903 [19:50] <HERBivore> it shows an hourglass icon for a second and disappears
#4904 [19:50] <ferminter> and retry
#4905 [19:50] <HERBivore> i HAVE deleted it...
#4906 [19:50] <ub3r> I had a question about gameplay, but not necessarily relating to Minecraft, i was wondering if maybe someone could asist me.
#4907 [19:50] <rev-lemon> HERBivore log into minecraft.net and tellit to play though browser and see if that gives you an error
#4908 [19:51] <xales> ^
#4909 [19:51] <rev-lemon> ub 3r possibly whats up
#4910 [19:51] <HERBivore> the entire thing including saves has been moved to another drive
#4911 [19:51] <ferminter> Can someone tell me why I have bought minecraft yesterday but haven't received premium..?
#4912 [19:51] <ub3r> i wanna know how would i go about using a controller to play Minecraft on my computer
#4913 [19:51] <HERBivore> still minecraft.exe does NOTHING... i mean.. NOTHING
#4914 [19:51] <xales> ferminter: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4915 [19:51] <cornelius> VoxelHead: how do i open it?
#4916 [19:51] <rev-lemon> ferminter email support@mojang please
#4917 [19:51] <VoxelHead> climb on top and try again
#4918 [19:51] <xales> ub3r: You can't
#4919 [19:51] <xales> cornelius: Double-click on the text file...
#4920 [19:51] <ub3r> xales why not?
#4921 [19:51] <ferminter> xales: I have waited a day..?
#4922 [19:52] <HERBivore> at this point a CRASH would be an IMPROVEMENT.. I don't even get a CTD.. i just get a failure to launch
#4923 [19:52] <xales> ub3r: Because Minecraft does not support it
#4924 [19:52] <cornelius> it doesnt show a text file xales
#4925 [19:52] <xales> HERBivore: Once again, try playing on minecraft.net
#4926 [19:52] <ferminter> xales: I have waited a day..?
#4927 [19:52] <HERBivore> i have
#4928 [19:52] <HERBivore> it works fine
#4929 [19:52] <xales> cornelius: You have to save a text file on your desktop, via "Save all information," and then open it
#4930 [19:52] <HERBivore> so does classic, so does WoM
#4931 [19:52] <VoxelHead> And thaaan?
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#4933 [19:52] <rev-lemon> ferminter we cant help with account questions sorry, we arnt stuff of mojang
#4934 [19:52] <xales> ferminter: Make sure you didn't buy a gift code...
#4935 [19:52] <HERBivore> ub3r you can use a controller
#4936 [19:52] <ub3r> Well the progrma that came with my controller lets me substitube Keyboard and mouse keys for it. The only thing im having problems with is moving the mouse
#4937 [19:52] <HERBivore> just setup the controller to use the keys
#4938 [19:53] <HERBivore> you shouldn't need the mouse at all with good controller
#4939 [19:53] <cornelius> xales where do i save it to? do i open it as a regular document?
#4940 [19:53] <HERBivore> i setup one for a friend.. no mouse needed with 2 joysticks and a dpad
#4941 [19:53] <xales> cornelius: Save it on your desktop, go to your desktop, then double click on it
#4942 [19:53] <ub3r> Herbivore, yes i can get all the keys working, But usually for games the mouse movement Is usually substitued for Up arrow, down arrow, ETC
#4943 [19:54] <ub3r> I can move around and stuff, but i cant look around
#4944 [19:54] <HERBivore> i was able to set one joystick to move x,y and the other stick to look
#4945 [19:55] <HERBivore> then the look stick worked as mouse in inventory screen
#4946 [19:55] <HERBivore> what WAS a problem was using the controller's software
#4947 [19:55] <cornelius> xales i double clicked on it and copied the info, what now?
#4948 [19:55] <HERBivore> i deleted my controller profile and used the ingame assignments to change commands to whatever the controller sent
#4949 [19:56] <HERBivore> then it worked perfectly
#4950 [19:56] <xales> cornelius: Paste it on http://pastebin.com/ and click submit, then paste here the URL that it redirects you to
#4951 [19:56] <cornelius> xales paste it as "new paste"?
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#4954 [19:57] <HERBivore> i think the dpad only used up and down to scroll thru item list
#4955 [19:57] <ub3r> HErbivore, i need help setting the XY part
#4956 [19:57] <xales> cornelius: yes
#4957 [19:57] <cornelius> xales it direct me to a url. i clicked finish past
#4958 [19:58] <cornelius> *paste
#4959 [19:58] <HERBivore> try this uber... disable your controller profile.. open MC options, click each command and then hit the controller button you want
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#4961 [19:58] <xales> cornelius: Paste the URL here
#4962 [19:58] <HERBivore> I was getting some kind of conflict if I tried to use the controller profile
#4963 [19:58] <ub3r> I already got all my controlls set, I just need the Mouse movment
#4964 [19:58] <HERBivore> that's what i'm saying
#4965 [19:59] <HERBivore> the profile is conflicting
#4966 [19:59] <HERBivore> delete it
#4967 [19:59] <HERBivore> and use the ingame setup
#4968 [19:59] <cornelius> xales: which one? the one up top when im finished pasting?
#4969 [19:59] <xales> cornelius: Yes
#4970 [19:59] <cornelius> http://pastebin.com/ZqsQmHKi
#4971 [19:59] <cornelius> xales: now what
#4972 [20:00] <xales> cornelius: That computer is rather...old
#4973 [20:00] <xales> I am not sure if it will even run Minecraft, and if it will, it won't run it well
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#4975 [20:00] <cornelius> xales: it just says "pixel format not accelerated"
#4976 [20:00] <HERBivore> so, I've tried BOTH the minecraft.exe's on the .net site... and I get total failure to launch with zero messages, errors etc...
#4977 [20:01] <HERBivore> i've tested and retested java install
#4978 [20:01] <HERBivore> WoM, classic, etc all work fine
#4979 [20:01] <xales> cornelius: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/41109-possible-fix-for-bad-video-drivers-problem/#p734795
#4980 [20:01] <xales> If that doesn't work, I don't think it will run on your computer...sorry :|
#4981 [20:01] <HERBivore> even 1.5 works ok
#4982 [20:01] <HERBivore> but 1.6 will not run
#4983 [20:02] <HERBivore> makes no sense
#4984 [20:02] <xales> HERBivore: Again, it's because of the cracked version you used
#4985 [20:02] <HERBivore> seriously i doubt taht.. the cracked launcher WORKS
#4986 [20:02] <HERBivore> the official launcher does NOT
#4987 [20:02] <xales> Yes, because of HOW the cracked launcher works
#4988 [20:03] <xales> That's kind of the _point_
#4989 [20:03] <HERBivore> actually its a just a standard minecraft.jar with the net code commented out
#4990 [20:03] <HERBivore> and it runs
#4991 [20:03] <xales> Somehow I doubt that
#4992 [20:03] <HERBivore> it even updated itself to 1.6.6 when I asked it
#4993 [20:04] <HERBivore> but now it has a memory leak like a sieve
#4994 [20:04] <HERBivore> besides, all the previous versions are removed and I still can't get the installer to launch
#4995 [20:05] <xales> ??> HERBivore win/profile
#4996 [20:05] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4997 [20:05] <HERBivore> every java app I have works fine
#4998 [20:05] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4999 [20:05] <HERBivore> hmmm...
#5000 [20:05] <HERBivore> ok.. I'll try that
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#5003 [20:07] <HERBivore> you might be on to something there Voxel.. brb
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#5005 [20:07] <colbster> is it possible to change a minecraft username?
#5006 [20:08] <xales> http://minecraft.net/support/
#5007 [20:08] <Mandorin> Is there anyone who can help with with the Black Screen?
#5008 [20:08] <xales> ??> Mandorin win/reinst
#5009 [20:08] <VoxelHead> Mandorin: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5010 [20:08] <VoxelHead> Mandorin: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5011 [20:09] <Mandorin> Thanks!
#5012 [20:09] <VoxelHead> hurrah
#5013 [20:09] <colbster> its not possible to change a mc username. awww poopie
#5014 [20:09] <colbster> ty
#5015 [20:09] <ub3r> HERBIvore, im still confused how to make a Mouses X,Y go to the controller
#5016 [20:10] <Mandorin> (Please work, please work...)
#5017 [20:10] <Mandorin> Crab sticks.
#5018 [20:10] <Mandorin> Nope...
#5019 [20:11] <xales> Mandorin: Are you playing offline, or in your browser?
#5020 [20:11] <Mandorin> I got it last night and after the login screen, everything goes black... I left it for about 5 minutes because a friend said that MC is about the slowest right then, but nothing.
#5021 [20:11] <xales> How are you launching it?
#5022 [20:11] <Mandorin> I'm trying to get it to work offline, but the browser version works...
#5023 [20:12] <Mandorin> I don't have too much Internet though, so I'd prefer offline.
#5024 [20:12] <xales> Do you know what graphics card you have?
#5025 [20:12] <Mandorin> I'll check
#5026 [20:13] <Mandorin> Is it under "Chip Type"?
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#5028 [20:13] <xales> "Device Name" I believe, but "Chip Type" might be it
#5029 [20:13] <Mandorin> ATI RADEON 9550 AGP (0x4153)
#5030 [20:14] <xales> Ah, yeah, that would be the issue
#5031 [20:14] <Mandorin> And the Main Driver is: ati2dvag.dll
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#5033 [20:14] <Mandorin> Oh dang... My card just vacuums too much?
#5034 [20:14] <xales> That card is rather old, and it doesn't support proper OpenGL acceleration of the version Minecraft uses
#5035 [20:14] <xales> However!
#5036 [20:14] <Mandorin> However?! I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. :D
#5037 [20:14] <xales> I am told (I have not confirmed this yet) that if you lower the video acceleration settings in the control panel, that it will run offline
#5038 [20:15] <xales> I forget where the setting is though >.>
#5039 [20:15] <Mandorin> Which control panel?
#5040 [20:15] <xales> Possibly the DirectX control panel, I'm not sure exactly
#5041 [20:15] <xales> I remember what it looks like, but not what it is called :(
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#5043 [20:15] <Mandorin> Aw...
#5044 [20:15] <xales> You could try looking on the forum, possibly
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#5046 [20:15] <xales> Kealper would know where it is, if he is around...
#5047 [20:16] <Mandorin> OK!
#5048 [20:16] <Mandorin> Aw no... He's Idling! D':
#5049 [20:16] <xales> Yeah...hmm
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#5051 [20:16] <spite> Is there a way to roll back to a previous version?
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#5053 [20:17] <punkpirate> I can't install the game D:
#5054 [20:17] <xales> spite: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/106402-tool-cyborgs-tools-mcnostalgia-102/
#5055 [20:17] <xales> punkpirate: Why can't you?
#5056 [20:17] <punkpirate> I go on the website, clique on Minecraft.exe
#5057 [20:17] <punkpirate> then I open the launcher and type in my username & password
#5058 [20:17] <punkpirate> and then it says ' not downloaded ' on the bottom
#5059 [20:17] <xales> What else does it say?
#5060 [20:17] <punkpirate> that's all...
#5061 [20:17] <punkpirate> It just can't open
#5062 [20:17] <xales> "User not premium", "Login Failed", or "Could not connect to minecraft.net"?
#5063 [20:17] <xales> It should say one of those
#5064 [20:18] <punkpirate> Login Failed
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#5066 [20:18] <punkpirate> (not downloaded)
#5067 [20:18] <punkpirate> That's what it says.
#5068 [20:18] <xales> You are entering your username or password incorrectly
#5069 [20:18] <punkpirate> I'm not
#5070 [20:18] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE not? feel these nipples!
#5071 [20:18] <punkpirate> , i've tried a hundred times
#5072 [20:19] <xales> Does your Windows (not Minecraft) username end with an ! (exclamation point)?
#5073 [20:19] <punkpirate> no...
#5074 [20:19] <xales> Well, "Login Failed" means your username or password is incorrect
#5075 [20:19] <punkpirate> well let me make a screenshot
#5076 [20:19] <Mandorin> I think I'm on my way to finding it...
#5077 [20:20] <xales> Mandorin: Good luck!
#5078 [20:20] <xales> punkpirate: I don't need a screenshot, you've said exactly what the error is...
#5079 [20:20] <Mandorin> Thanks, Xales!
#5080 [20:20] <xales> again, the issue is that you are entering your username or password incorrectly ._.
#5081 [20:20] <punkpirate> Arf;
#5082 [20:20] <punkpirate> Ah
#5083 [20:20] <punkpirate> I found what it was.
#5084 [20:21] <punkpirate> Thank you xDD
#5085 [20:21] <Mandorin> Oh, just a quick question, Would lowering those settings affect anything else on my computer? Like other games or just all around performance?
#5086 [20:21] <xales> Mandorin: If anything, they would likely make performance in other games better, but not much
#5087 [20:21] <xales> Otherwise, you would not notice it (likely)
#5088 [20:22] <Mandorin> Alrightey then! off to hopefully find the place to change all of this stuff!
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#5090 [20:23] <HERBivore> so i tried your suggestion voxel.. the only difference was the new account had a sound profile so I got a 'critical stop' sound
#5091 [20:24] <HERBivore> but still minecraft.exe never even showed as a process
#5092 [20:24] <xales> 19:50:52 <+crow> To find your errors, download this batch file to anywhere and run it (java must be in PATH, http://www.java.com/en/download/help/path.xml): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat . To fake your login (offline servers ONLY), add your desired username and "%random%" (no quotes) on the end of the long line.
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#5097 [20:25] <HERBivore> I still get this weird 'failed to create Java VM' error.. but Java is working fine...
#5098 [20:25] <whidgle> hello,
#5099 [20:26] <HERBivore> Error occurred during initialization of VM Could not reserve enough space for object heap Could not create the Java virtual machine.
#5100 [20:26] <Mandorin> I think I've found the place where I'm meant to find the file-thing to be able to reduce the video acceleration settings, but I cant find anything...
#5101 [20:26] <xales> HERBivore: You don't have enough RAM, or enough RAM available, then
#5102 [20:26] <HERBivore> 2 gb is not enough ram? c'mon
#5103 [20:27] <xales> Are you using 7 or Vista?
#5104 [20:27] <HERBivore> it runs on my old system with only 768mb
#5105 [20:27] <xales> Are you using 7 or Vista?
#5106 [20:27] <HERBivore> xp
#5107 [20:27] <xales> Minecraft uses 1GB by default
#5108 [20:27] <xales> If you don't have that available, it will fail
#5109 [20:27] <HERBivore> well.. it WORKS on a system with 768mb.. i assure you
#5110 [20:27] <Mandorin> That may also be the problem with me too then...
#5111 [20:28] <HERBivore> but taht system has old video also
#5112 [20:28] <HERBivore> this system has 1gb vid card
#5113 [20:28] <xales> Mandorin: If it works in your browser, it isn't
#5114 [20:28] <HERBivore> still won't work
#5115 [20:28] <Mandorin> Oh really? ALright then... I'll continue searching!
#5116 [20:28] <Mandorin> For the Video Acceleration thing...
#5117 [20:29] <xales> If GreyVulpine or Kealper are around, they probably know where it is
#5118 [20:29] <HERBivore> hate to break it to you, but like I said.. MC *will* run on my old system with 768MB RAM and a 64MB vid card
#5119 [20:29] <whidgle> i have a big problem with my minecraft. i bought a premium account last week.always, when i play minecraft, after 10 minutes my monitor shut down. but my computer still run. then i cac´t do nothing
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#5121 [20:29] <Mandorin> Would it say "Hardware Acceleration"?
#5122 [20:29] <xales> whidgle: It sounds to me like your video card is overheating
#5123 [20:29] <Juan> Can someone help with the videocard error?
#5124 [20:29] <xales> Mandorin: Yes, I believe so
#5125 [20:29] <xales> Juan: Care to elaborate?
#5126 [20:30] <Mandorin> I think I love you right now, Xales.
#5127 [20:30] <Juan> One sec, let me pull up the error message
#5128 [20:30] <xales> Juan: Use http://pastebin.com if it's longer than one line
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#5130 [20:30] * HERBivore bashes head on monitor
#5130 [20:30] <HERBivore> facepalm
#5131 [20:30] <Mandorin> Oh, do I completely turn it off, or just lower it slightly?
#5132 [20:30] <Juan> xales: okay
#5133 [20:31] <xales> Mandorin: Lower it by one setting, then try it, then lower it again...
#5134 [20:31] <whidgle> my video card is a nvidia geforce 9500 gs with hdmi and my monitor is a led tv
#5135 [20:31] <xales> If you turn it all the way down, some stuff may stop working though
#5136 [20:31] <spite> HERB - This is exactly the sort of thing I'm running into.
#5137 [20:31] <Mandorin> Thanks, I'll check it out!
#5138 [20:31] <xales> whidgle: It is probably overheating then
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#5140 [20:32] <Buhb> why would i be getting "minecraft has run out of memory" errors... i have 8 gigs of ram
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#5142 [20:32] <whidgle> do you mean?? but i thought that the requirements are so low
#5143 [20:32] <HERBivore> yea I was getting that too buhb... there was some kind of memory leak
#5144 [20:33] <Buhb> I go on a smp server and it keeps doing that to me
#5145 [20:33] <Buhb> hmm
#5146 [20:33] <Buhb> ok so theres a bug
#5147 [20:33] <spite> Ever since 1.5 my framerate has sucked more with each update. Now it's unplayable.
#5148 [20:33] <mib_11820h> i keep getting a message when i run minecraft on my desktop when i run it in browser its fine
#5149 [20:33] <Buhb> i was using the desktop thing
#5150 [20:33] <spite> By contrast, my kid's machine is getting better each time.
#5151 [20:33] <mib_11820h> this is the message: A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#5152 [20:34] <HERBivore> that sounds like me spite... my old crappy system runs it fine.. my 'newer' crappy system doesn't
#5153 [20:34] <mib_11820h> then a page long full of random stuff
#5154 [20:34] <HERBivore> which of COURSE is the one I want it on.. it has better hardware
#5155 [20:34] <Buhb> it just says it ran out of memory
#5156 [20:34] <xales> mib_11820h: It's not random, at all. Anyway, many people have that issue. Just play it in your browser
#5157 [20:34] <mib_11820h> i want sweet texture packs.
#5158 [20:34] <Buhb> and has shut down
#5159 [20:34] <xales> Buhb: Some people have that, nobody knows what causes it at the moment. Make sure you have the 64-bit Java installed
#5160 [20:34] <mib_11820h> im sad
#5161 [20:34] <HERBivore> bubh have you updated to latest version?
#5162 [20:34] <whidgle> what can i do that the game will run ??
#5163 [20:34] <VoxelHead> basically, YOU'RE sad? feel these nipples!
#5164 [20:34] <Mandorin> Should I force update each time I lower the settings too?
#5165 [20:34] <Buhb> xales that could be it
#5166 [20:35] <xales> Mandorin: Shouldn't need to
#5167 [20:35] <Buhb> i just started using 64 bit windows
#5168 [20:35] <Mandorin> Ok
#5169 [20:35] <xales> whidgle: Fix the ventilation of your computer
#5170 [20:35] <Buhb> i have 32bit java
#5171 [20:35] <Buhb> guess i need the 64 bit
#5172 [20:35] <Buhb> i do have 8 gigs of ram
#5173 [20:35] <mib_11820h> how can you tell what bit ur cpu is
#5174 [20:35] <spite> I'm running the 64-bit JRE.
#5175 [20:35] <HERBivore> i'm running 32 bit, but i'm also in XP so...
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#5177 [20:36] <VoxelHead> so, like, bye mib_11820h
#5178 [20:36] <HERBivore> haven't decided win 7 is worth giving MS my money
#5179 [20:36] <Buhb> is it ok to run both versions the 32 and 64 might have to uninstall the 32...
#5180 [20:36] <Buhb> of the java
#5181 [20:36] <spite> HERB - It's the only MS product I've ever loved.
#5182 [20:36] <HERBivore> uninstall your 32
#5183 [20:36] <whidgle> can i do something without buying anything ??
#5184 [20:36] <HERBivore> widgle you can play classic for free in browser
#5185 [20:36] <spite> Doh. I take that back. 98 OSR2 was awesome.
#5186 [20:37] <gPad2002> ?? Demo
#5187 [20:37] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#5188 [20:37] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#5189 [20:37] <HERBivore> yea.. 98 v2 was ok.. so was WfW3.11
#5190 [20:37] <HERBivore> 95 sucked
#5191 [20:37] <HERBivore> NT sucked
#5192 [20:37] <HERBivore> 2000 sucked
#5193 [20:37] <HERBivore> lol
#5194 [20:37] <xales> whidgle: Fix the ventilation of your computer
#5195 [20:37] <xales> It is overheating...
#5196 [20:37] <HERBivore> add more fans
#5197 [20:37] <Buhb> 95 didnt suck
#5198 [20:38] <VoxelHead> Didnt is a pile of gypsy.
#5199 [20:38] <HERBivore> or get a better fan
#5200 [20:38] <HERBivore> oh god.. 95 was HORRIBLE
#5201 [20:38] <gPad2002> vox, shut up
#5202 [20:38] * VoxelHead goes to find someone more interesting to talk to
#5202 [20:38] <whidgle> but it always the same, there is no different between playing in broswer and starting the exe
#5203 [20:38] <HERBivore> I didn't even touch win95 until about 1998
#5204 [20:38] <xales> whidgle: Again, as I said, your computer's graphics card is overheating
#5205 [20:38] <gPad2002> My iPad can emulate 95, lol
#5206 [20:38] <xales> Fix the ventilation of your computer.
#5207 [20:38] <xales> Remove the dust inside it
#5208 [20:38] <spite> I'm going to try it in browser real quick.
#5209 [20:39] <HERBivore> oh god.. why would you want to emulate win95?
#5210 [20:39] <whidgle> aahhhhhh ok
#5211 [20:39] <HERBivore> that's like having a Timex Sinclair emulator... why?
#5212 [20:39] <HERBivore> lol
#5213 [20:39] <gPad2002> Because I can.
#5214 [20:39] <gPad2002> :P
#5215 [20:39] <Juan> xales: it says my video cards are outdated, i updated them, and it still says it
#5216 [20:39] <HERBivore> just in case you get nostalgic for 16k computing
#5217 [20:39] <whidgle> with a hoover ??
#5218 [20:39] <gPad2002> :P
#5219 [20:39] <gPad2002> whidgle: Yes
#5220 [20:40] <whidgle> thanks
#5221 [20:40] <gPad2002> Just
#5222 [20:40] <gPad2002> Be careful
#5223 [20:40] <Mandorin> Xales, is the some way I can show you what just came up?
#5224 [20:40] <gPad2002> Don't knock bits off
#5225 [20:40] <Mandorin> It may be helpful or unhelpful, but i think it could distinguish the problems...
#5226 [20:40] <xales> Mandorin: You could take a screenshot, I suppose
#5227 [20:41] <HERBivore> anyone have any idea why I'm getting this Java error? "Error occurred during initialization of VM Could not reserve enough space for object heap Could not create the Java virtual machine. "
#5228 [20:41] <xales> Juan: Tried running it in the browser?
#5229 [20:41] <xales> HERBivore: As I already told you, Minecraft is not able to allocate enough RAM for itself
#5230 [20:41] <gPad2002> HERBivore: Out of RAM
#5231 [20:41] <Mandorin> I can Copy-Paste it, but will people get annoyed if I do it in here?
#5232 [20:41] <HERBivore> ridiculous
#5233 [20:41] <HERBivore> i have 2GB RAM and a 1 GB vid card
#5234 [20:41] <xales> Mandorin: Use http://pastebin.com/
#5235 [20:41] <xales> HERBivore: You might have 2GB, but you might also be using all of it
#5236 [20:41] <Mandorin> Alrighty then!
#5237 [20:41] <HERBivore> nope
#5238 [20:41] <Juan> xales: yeah, when I do that it says pixel format not supported or something
#5239 [20:41] <xales> and VRAM is not used by the system under any circumstance
#5240 [20:42] <HERBivore> pagefile is only around 1GB
#5241 [20:42] <xales> Juan: Where did you update the drivers from?
#5242 [20:42] <Mandorin> How does one use such a bin of paste?
#5243 [20:42] <HERBivore> i can RUN MC, just not with the official MC launcher
#5244 [20:42] <HERBivore> which is what's so !@#$ frustrating
#5245 [20:42] <Juan> I went into my hardware think, right clicked the videocard, and pressed update
#5246 [20:43] <Mandorin> http://pastebin.com/YZdC8sKU
#5247 [20:43] <Juan> thing*
#5248 [20:43] <xales> HERBivore: I can _guarantee_ you, the problem is either because you are using the cracked launcher or because your computer does not have enough memory available
#5249 [20:43] <Juan> Btw, it says pixel format not accelerated
#5250 [20:43] <xales> Juan: That won't get the latest version -
#5251 [20:43] <spite> Anyone else in here have a Wacom?
#5252 [20:43] <xales> spite: Wacom what?
#5253 [20:43] <spite> Graphire 4
#5254 [20:43] <xales> spite: If you want to use it with Minecraft, I don't think you can
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#5256 [20:44] <xales> Juan: Find the driver from the device manufacturer
#5257 [20:44] <xales> (if it's an nvidia card, nvidia.com if ATI, amd.com, etc)
#5258 [20:44] <spite> oh no, xales, it worked fine before. That's not why I ask.
#5259 [20:44] <HERBivore> I guess I'm gonna have to just go back to the torrent version, since the PIRATED ONE ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS
#5260 [20:44] * xales kicked HERBivore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: HERBivore)
#5261 [20:45] <Mandorin> Xales, did you get my pastebin thing?
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#5263 [20:45] <spite> I bring it up because I just ran with Java console enabled and the first thing that came up in the console was that it couldn't find the device "Wacom Virtual HID"
#5264 [20:45] <xales> Mandorin: Yeah - and this is after turning down the acceleration settings?
#5265 [20:46] <HERBivore> xales I can GUARANTEE you its not either of those reasons
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#5267 [20:46] <Mandorin> It's two away from none
#5268 [20:46] <xales> HERBivore: You know, it's only, exactly what the error message says
#5269 [20:46] <HERBivore> i removed the cracked launcher and still it won't work..
#5270 [20:46] <spite> I never used the cracked launcher and I have 4 gigs.
#5271 [20:46] <HERBivore> if I run the cracked launcher I don't get the stupid error message I get working minecraft
#5272 [20:46] <xales> spite: Minecraft has been known to have some issues with those, thinking they are a mouse
#5273 [20:46] <mustsleep> good night everyone
#5274 [20:46] <xales> HERBivore: If you aren't going to try to fix it, stop bitching
#5275 [20:46] <HERBivore> dude...
#5276 [20:46] <HERBivore> i HAVE BEEN TRYING TO !@#$ FIX IT
#5277 [20:47] <HERBivore> it just won't start
#5278 [20:47] <xales> All you are doing is saying "no lol you are wrong and so i am just going to sit here and get pissed off"
#5279 [20:47] <HERBivore> and its NOT a failure to provide enough memory
#5280 [20:47] <mustsleep> You shouldn't of pirated in first place
#5281 [20:47] <HERBivore> that's BS
#5282 [20:47] <Mandorin> Like if it went: "0 1 2 3 4 5", it would be on 2
#5283 [20:47] <spite> Yeah, it's not on the system anymore. Though it had no problem with it before 1.6.
#5284 [20:47] <mustsleep> Also, good night everyone.
#5285 [20:47] <xales> Mandorin: One minute, please
#5286 [20:47] <Mandorin> Sure thing, Xales
#5287 [20:47] <xales> HERBivore: The error message means _specifically_ that it cannot reserve enough memory
#5288 [20:47] <HERBivore> I realize that.. how can I prevent that?
#5289 [20:48] <HERBivore> that's what i'm asking
#5290 [20:48] <Mandorin> I can be patient unlike others in this room which I may mention.
#5291 [20:48] <xales> No, you were saying "BULLSHIT I HAVE LOTS OF RAM IT CANT BE THAT"
#5292 [20:48] <HERBivore> I've used the java start string and THAT'S when i get that error
#5293 [20:48] <gPad2002> 1GB page is pretty big..
#5294 [20:48] <HERBivore> that's cause i had other shit running atm
#5295 [20:48] <Mandorin> I'm going to leave this idling, I'll be back in about 3 minutes...
#5296 [20:48] <xales> HERBivore: Restart your computer, and before you launch a _single_ program, try running it
#5297 [20:48] <HERBivore> been there.
#5298 [20:48] <HERBivore> done that.
#5299 [20:48] <HERBivore> same thing
#5300 [20:48] <xales> Do it again. Right now.
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#5302 [20:49] <HERBivore> ffs
#5303 [20:49] <HERBivore> i'm not a #!@#$ moron
#5304 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> hi
#5305 [20:49] <HERBivore> I know how to reboot
#5306 [20:49] <gPad2002> Then do it
#5307 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> iw
#5308 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> kep5oighpo86o3
#5309 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> gh
#5310 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> t
#5311 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> ty
#5312 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> y
#5313 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> ty
#5314 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> yt
#5315 [20:49] <mib_uvi905> y
#5316 [20:49] * VoxelHead kicked mib_uvi905 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: flood)
#5317 [20:49] <HERBivore> pfft
#5318 [20:49] <HERBivore> effing useless
#5319 [20:50] <Mandorin> I have returned! Huzzah?
#5320 [20:51] <xales> Mandorin: Okay - try this
#5321 [20:51] <xales> You have Windows XP, right?
#5322 [20:51] <Mandorin> Yup
#5323 [20:51] <Mandorin> By which I mean Yes indeedily...
#5324 [20:51] <Mandorin> o_O
#5325 [20:51] <Mandorin> Apparantely... I think.
#5326 [20:51] <Mandorin> Ok, sorry... Yes, I have Windows XP
#5327 [20:51] <xales> Download+install: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#5328 [20:52] <Mandorin> The background for that page looks amazing!
#5329 [20:52] <Juan> xales: should I update the "display adapters" drivers or the "moniters"
#5330 [20:52] <xales> Mandorin: heh, indeed
#5331 [20:52] <xales> Juan: What is the model number of your video card?
#5332 [20:53] <Mandorin> I don't need to pay for it do I? o_O :D
#5333 [20:53] <xales> Mandorin: Nope
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#5335 [20:53] <Juan> Intel 945GM
#5336 [20:53] <Buhb> yeah i think installing java 64bit helped with my lil issue
#5337 [20:53] <HERBivore> nice
#5338 [20:53] <Buhb> it's not giving me a memory error yet
#5339 [20:54] <HERBivore> wish I could figure out why mine won't freakin launch
#5340 [20:54] <xales> Mandorin: Oh wait...you have the Intel card, don't you? >.>
#5341 [20:54] <Mandorin> Do I go for the full software suite or just the individual majigger?
#5342 [20:54] <HERBivore> nobody here has anything pertinent to say
#5343 [20:54] <Mandorin> I'll check...
#5344 [20:54] <HERBivore> except crying some ridiculous excuse that its cause i used a cracked launcher before
#5345 [20:55] <Mandorin> ATI RADEON 955 AGP. Is that the intel card?
#5346 [20:55] <xales> Juan: Does the game work in your browser? (sorry, forget if I asked already)
#5347 [20:55] <gPad2002> You know, herb
#5348 [20:55] <gPad2002> We have suggested stuff
#5349 [20:55] <gPad2002> So go try it
#5350 [20:55] <HERBivore> i tried it
#5351 [20:55] <HERBivore> same thing. nothing
#5352 [20:55] <HERBivore> it won't even create a process
#5353 [20:55] <HERBivore> it just fails to launch
#5354 [20:56] <gPad2002> The problem is you're out of memory. So kill everything you don't need running.
#5355 [20:56] <gPad2002> Check your java start string
#5356 [20:56] <xales> Mandorin: Yeah, one second
#5357 [20:56] <gPad2002> Make sure it doesnt allocate more than you have
#5358 [20:56] <Mandorin> Sure, Xales
#5359 [20:56] <xales> Mandorin: That's what you want, I think
#5360 [20:56] <HERBivore> i've tried all this at fresh boot and still the same problem and its NOT out of memory, i can RUN minecraft with an old launcher.. not the NEW launcher though
#5361 [20:56] <Juan> Nope, if I try to run it in the browser i get "...pixel format not accelerated"
#5362 [20:56] <Mandorin> The full packagedownload?
#5363 [20:56] <xales> Mandorin: Yeah
#5364 [20:56] <gPad2002> Tried the browser?
#5365 [20:57] <Mandorin> Alright, I'll give that a shot!
#5366 [20:57] <Juan> theres sme numbers and stuff too, I'll type it out
#5367 [20:57] <xales> Juan: You'll have to turn down video acceleration - even then, it still may not work...the card is pretty old
#5368 [20:57] <xales> also, no need for that, 945 is all we need
#5369 [20:58] <Juan> Alright, how do I do that?
#5370 [20:58] <HERBivore> I've even tried using the .bat file with this launch string "java -Xincgc -Xmx1024m -cp "%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\lwjgl.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\lwjgl_util.jar;%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\jinput.jar" -Djava.library.path="%APPDATA%\.minecraft\bin\natives" net.minecraft.client.Minecraft"
#5371 [20:58] <xales> I'm not sure, sadly, but Mandorin just did it, you could try asking them
#5372 [20:58] <HERBivore> I still get the retarded cannot start Java VM error
#5373 [20:58] <gPad2002> How much memory do you have free now?
#5374 [20:59] <Mandorin> Here he is! Are you on XP, Juan?
#5375 [20:59] <HERBivore> at least 1 GB
#5376 [20:59] <Juan> Vista
#5377 [20:59] <gPad2002> Check
#5378 [20:59] <Mandorin> Umm... o_O
#5379 [20:59] <xales> Mandorin: It should be in the same place
#5380 [20:59] <Mandorin> Start>Control Panel
#5381 [20:59] <HERBivore> firefox is using the most memory, and its only 158mb
#5382 [20:59] <HERBivore> my system is pared down to bare drivers
#5383 [20:59] <gPad2002> Task manager/performance
#5384 [20:59] <Juan> alright, then?
#5385 [21:00] <mib_ah0az7> hey ya can anyone help me with bad video drivers
#5386 [21:00] <gPad2002> How much is free?
#5387 [21:00] <Mandorin> Then "Display" or something like that
#5388 [21:00] <xales> mib_ah0az7: Update your video card drivers
#5389 [21:00] <Mandorin> Something that says something like "Display"...
#5390 [21:00] <mib_ah0az7> how i do that
#5391 [21:00] <xales> mib_ah0az7: Do you know what video card you have?
#5392 [21:00] <Mandorin> Then: Settings>Advanced>Troubleshoot Tab
#5393 [21:00] <HERBivore> its NOT a failure of my system to run MC.. its a failure of MC to run on my system... I *can* run 1.5 just fine
#5394 [21:00] <Mandorin> Should I install that now, Xales?
#5395 [21:01] <Juan> Okay Im there
#5396 [21:01] <mib_ah0az7> intel i think
#5397 [21:01] <HERBivore> if I try the new ver I get nowhere
#5398 [21:01] <xales> Mandorin: Yeah
#5399 [21:01] <gPad2002> You gonna answer me or not?
#5400 [21:01] <Juan> I dont think I can change any settings though :/
#5401 [21:01] <Mandorin> Alright, now just lower the slider by one, click apply and then try it. If that doesn't work, try by one more etc.
#5402 [21:01] <VoxelHead> and thaaan?
#5403 [21:01] <xales> HERBivore: The issue is not Minecraft, and you are not listening to what anyone has to say. I am going to ask you to please stop wasting our time.
#5404 [21:01] <Juan> Says "your current driver does not allow settings to be changed"
#5405 [21:02] <Mandorin> Does it say "Hardware Acceleration" in there?
#5406 [21:02] <HERBivore> nobody has SAID anything that applies
#5407 [21:02] <Mandorin> Oh...
#5408 [21:02] <Juan> fml
#5409 [21:02] <Mandorin> Um... Xales?
#5410 [21:02] <Juan> no minecraft for me :c
#5411 [21:02] <HERBivore> or that I haven't already thought of trying.. except Voxel and I tried his suggestion
#5412 [21:02] <gPad2002> Herb, you can hardly expect a three-second fix
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#5414 [21:02] <xales> Juan: One sec, there might be a way
#5415 [21:02] <HERBivore> and got the same error with a new user account
#5416 [21:02] <Juan> Alright
#5417 [21:02] <mib_yi10qe> Hello
#5418 [21:03] <xales> HERBivore: We have said plenty of things. Nothing _you_ think applies, because you are so insistent on what _you_ think it is. If you knew what the problem is, then why are you asking for _our_ help?
#5419 [21:03] <HERBivore> I don't expect miracles, but something besides the basic idiot fixes and 'oh you're out of memory' twaddle would be helpful
#5420 [21:03] <mib_yi10qe> i am having problems when i start up my game
#5421 [21:03] <xales> ??> HERBivore attitude
#5422 [21:03] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#5423 [21:03] <VoxelHead> HERBivore: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#5424 [21:03] <Mandorin> Will I need to go into it after I've installed it? It wants me to pick out a destination folder, but I don't know if I should just keep it in Downloads or something..,
#5425 [21:03] <xales> Mandorin: Make a new folder on your desktop, and put it there. When the install is done, delete that folder on your desktop
#5426 [21:03] <gPad2002> xales: Heh. Didn't know about that one, nice.
#5427 [21:03] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Care to elaborate?
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#5429 [21:04] <Mandorin> Alright, Xales! Thanks!
#5430 [21:04] <HERBivore> i understand... and I appreciate the help, but telling me to do something I already DID or 'do it again' isn't exactly helpful
#5431 [21:04] <xales> That's not what we are doing at all
#5432 [21:04] <mib_yi10qe> Yeah it says Failed to launch
#5433 [21:04] <HERBivore> I'm not a newb computer user.. this is what i do for a living ffs...
#5434 [21:04] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Is that all that it says?
#5435 [21:05] <HERBivore> and I've been using winblows since ver. 2.0 so I'm not fresh off the boat ffs
#5436 [21:05] <gPad2002> HERBivore: If you're that good then why are you here?
#5437 [21:05] <Juan> Anything else I should try xales?
#5438 [21:05] <xales> Juan: Sorry, yeah - if you download the latest driver for that card from Intel, then it _should_ let you change those settings
#5439 [21:05] <HERBivore> i don't claim to be 'that good'.. i'm just not a total idiot and I know how to reboot ffs..
#5440 [21:05] <mib_yi10qe> No it says fatal error has occured
#5441 [21:05] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Does it say _anything_ else?
#5442 [21:05] <HERBivore> so telling me 'reboot' isn't exactly HELPFUL advice
#5443 [21:05] <Juan> Alright, well thanks for the help guys
#5444 [21:05] <spite> I think it's noteworthy that it ran beautifully for me up to vers. 1.4.
#5445 [21:06] <HERBivore> same here
#5446 [21:06] <HERBivore> 1.5 works flawlessly
#5447 [21:06] <Juan> You guys have a good day
#5448 [21:06] <HERBivore> 1.6 won't even launch
#5449 [21:06] <HERBivore> and i have NO idea why
#5450 [21:06] <xales> Juan: You too, sorry we couldn't be of more help. Good luck with trying to get it to work, though
#5451 [21:06] <mib_yi10qe> it has (2) and says access is denied
#5452 [21:06] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Are you on a Mac?
#5453 [21:06] <gPad2002> MC's specs say that it really needs 1.5GB of ram
#5454 [21:06] <mib_yi10qe> Nope a toshiba
#5455 [21:06] <xales> ??> mib_yi10qe win/reinst
#5456 [21:06] <gPad2002> Running a bat with the ram amount in it doesn't change that
#5457 [21:07] <VoxelHead> mib_yi10qe: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5458 [21:07] <VoxelHead> mib_yi10qe: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5459 [21:07] <gPad2002> It allocates it indipendantly
#5460 [21:07] <Mandorin> I installed it, but then it didn't install because the pathway had too many characters, so I reduced that and Im installing it again now...
#5461 [21:07] <mib_yi10qe> What?
#5462 [21:07] <Mandorin> Yes!
#5463 [21:07] <HERBivore> I'm sure they do, but I assure you the game operates fine on my old 768MB RIMMS system
#5464 [21:07] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#5465 [21:07] <mib_yi10qe> okay
#5466 [21:07] <HERBivore> it also works fine on that system's old 64MB video card
#5467 [21:07] <HERBivore> works slowly, but works
#5468 [21:08] <HERBivore> this system has more than twice as much memory, but gets 'out of memory' errors.. it makes no sense
#5469 [21:08] <gPad2002> The amount of fixes in 1.6 is going to push the ram usage up though
#5470 [21:08] <HERBivore> I've tried allocating more memory for Java VM and that's when i get the errors
#5471 [21:08] <gPad2002> So allocate less?
#5472 [21:09] <HERBivore> without allocating more memory i don't get any error at all
#5473 [21:09] <HERBivore> hrm
#5474 [21:09] <Mandorin> Is ther esomewhere that I can paste pictures, Xales?
#5475 [21:09] <gPad2002> Mandorin: uploadscreenshot.com
#5476 [21:09] <xales> Mandorin: You could upload screenshots or whatever to an image sharing site like imgur.com
#5477 [21:09] <HERBivore> ok.. i'll try that.. i'll allocate 512mb instead of 1024.. but i seriuosly don't see how that'll fix it
#5478 [21:09] <Mandorin> Thanks!
#5479 [21:11] <Mandorin> Xales: http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/345466/4718433
#5480 [21:11] <mib_yi10qe> I cant really find the minecraft stuff. Any other things?
#5481 [21:11] <xales> mib_yi10qe: It's there, you just need to find it
#5482 [21:11] <gPad2002> Mandorin: Continue
#5483 [21:11] <gPad2002> It's normal to show that
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#5486 [21:12] <Mandorin> Are you absolutely sure? I don't want my computer to explode in a fiery hellish explosion which kills me in a deadly firestorm... o_O
#5487 [21:12] <gPad2002> Yeah I am
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#5489 [21:12] <gPad2002> ATI doesn't want to pay the license fee to sign their drivers
#5490 [21:13] <Mandorin> Whats the worst thing that could happen if something were to go wrong with that?
#5491 [21:13] <xales> Well, they pay it for the ones that aren't 8 years old >.>
#5492 [21:13] <gPad2002> Nothing really
#5493 [21:13] <xales> Mandorin: It would start up in a very low resolution (640x480) and ask you to roll-back the changes
#5494 [21:13] <gPad2002> It just doesn't work and you rollback the driver
#5495 [21:13] <HERBivore> careful mandorin.. it could kick your dog and eat all the food in your fridge
#5496 [21:13] <xales> (absolute worst case)
#5497 [21:13] <Mandorin> How do I rollback?
#5498 [21:13] <gPad2002> Click "roll back"
#5499 [21:13] <gPad2002> :P
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#5501 [21:13] <Mandorin> In case it doesnt work, I mean...
#5502 [21:14] <gPad2002> It'll work
#5503 [21:14] <xales> Right click Computer, go to Hardware -> Device Manager
#5504 [21:14] <HERBivore> gpad... i dunno why but changing to 512 and 256 got the blinkin launcher to run finally
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#5506 [21:14] <HERBivore> thanks for the advice
#5507 [21:14] <Mandorin> Does a popup popup?
#5508 [21:14] <gPad2002> Herb: Job done then.
#5509 [21:14] <xales> HERBivore: Thanks for finally listening, I guess?
#5510 [21:14] <gPad2002> Mandorin: Yeah
#5511 [21:14] <Mandorin> Ok cool! Continue away!
#5512 [21:14] <Erak> Can anybody help me with a multiplayer problem?
#5513 [21:14] <gPad2002> Do eet
#5514 [21:14] <HERBivore> xales.. you had zero to add that was helpful, so thanks for being useless
#5515 [21:14] <Mandorin> AH dun deed eet!
#5516 [21:14] <gPad2002> ??> Erak ask
#5517 [21:14] <VoxelHead> Erak: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5518 [21:14] <VoxelHead> Erak: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5519 [21:15] <Awesomeness> HERB: stop being so fucking rude.
#5520 [21:15] * xales kicked HERBivore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I only told you exactly what the problem was, so thanks for being rude)
#5521 [21:15] <Awesomeness> It's not xales fault you pirated.
#5522 [21:15] <Mandorin> Gawdammit.
#5523 [21:15] <xales> Mandorin: ?
#5524 [21:15] <gPad2002> Mandorin: You'll probably need to reboot
#5525 [21:15] <Mandorin> The same thing just showed up, but with a different name...
#5526 [21:15] <gPad2002> Lol.
#5527 [21:15] <Erak> Sorry, um. I'm trying to log into my friend's server, and when I log in, I get the logging in screen, then it goes to the dirt screen, then it crashes with a black screen
#5528 [21:15] <Erak> though my friend says that I log in for like. a second.
#5529 [21:15] <xales> Erak: Does single player work?
#5530 [21:15] <gPad2002> Rendering fail? Hmm
#5531 [21:16] <Erak> yup.
#5532 [21:16] <Mandorin> It says "Secondary" on the end of it now...
#5533 [21:16] <Mandorin> Continue?
#5534 [21:16] <gPad2002> Yeah
#5535 [21:16] <xales> Mandorin: You'll probably have to restart before the update takes effect
#5536 [21:16] <Mandorin> Continue away!!
#5537 [21:16] <gPad2002> Continue through them all
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#5539 [21:16] <mib_yi10qe> I still dont really see any thing the only thing that pops up is just microsoft
#5540 [21:16] <Mandorin> Muahaha!! I feel evil and worried that my conputer is going to become sentient and kill me.
#5541 [21:16] <VoxelHead> You dare insult the pants of VoxelHead!^~^@!.
#5542 [21:17] <xales> mib_yi10qe: You are typing %APPDATA% and clicking Run?
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#5544 [21:17] <xales> There will be a minecraft folder after you do that
#5545 [21:17] <mib_yi10qe> No i copied and pasted what he said
#5546 [21:17] <mib_yi10qe> %AppData% just this
#5547 [21:18] <xales> And then did you click Run?
#5548 [21:18] <mib_yi10qe> yup
#5549 [21:18] <Erak> wait, for my problem, would my mods be a problem? I have a lot
#5550 [21:18] <xales> Erak: That is very, very likely
#5551 [21:18] <Mandorin> ITS FINISHING THE INSTALLATION I THINK.
#5552 [21:18] <Awesomeness> I guess I could help some people
#5553 [21:18] <Awesomeness> Does anyone need any help?
#5554 [21:18] <xales> mib_yi10qe: There will be a .minecraft folder in the window that appeared
#5555 [21:18] <mib_yi10qe> ill try again
#5556 [21:19] <spite> Blargh. Even loading a level, creating a new level... the UI is slow to respond from the moment the program is running.
#5557 [21:19] <xales> spite: You don't have Advanced OpenGL turned on, by any chance?
#5558 [21:19] <xales> (in Minecraft's Options)
#5559 [21:19] <VoxelHead> well, mmm Diablodoct0r
#5560 [21:19] <Mandorin> Methinks It's almost finished...
#5561 [21:19] <spite> I turned off everything, Xales, as a troubleshooting measure.
#5562 [21:19] <VoxelHead> i like them :-)
#5563 [21:20] <spite> tiny, ugly lighting, etc.
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#5565 [21:20] <VoxelHead> mmm buhb
#5566 [21:20] <mib_yi10qe> No all that comes up is just a Microsoft folder
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#5568 [21:20] <xales> spite: You could try redownloading everything...
#5569 [21:20] <xales> mib_yi10qe: What is your Minecraft username?
#5570 [21:20] <mib_yi10qe> IAMFOONDART
#5571 [21:20] <Erak> Now I have another problem. I have the CowList mod, for my multiplayer, and when I got a new minecraft.jar, and tried to go onto the multiplayer screen, I have random text about the servers I saved onto the cowlist mod in my multiplayer address bar. LOL
#5572 [21:20] <Mandorin> Should I restart my computer now?
#5573 [21:20] <spite> Did that this morning. Has there been a change since then?
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#5575 [21:20] <xales> Mandorin: Once it's done, yeah
#5576 [21:21] <xales> spite: Nope
#5577 [21:21] <mib_yi10qe> all caps
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#5579 [21:21] <Mandorin> ALright! I'll be back on here to tell yo uhow it went after the restart!
#5580 [21:21] <Awesomeness> Erak, can you give me a screenshot, please?
#5581 [21:21] <xales> Awesomeness: I don't think it's an issue, just a "lol" thing
#5582 [21:21] <xales> (correct me if I am wrong, Erak)
#5583 [21:21] <spite> I'm going to completely uninstall the 64 bit JRE and ditch my appdata and then try it again with a 32-bit Java environment, see if it changes.
#5584 [21:21] <GwendolynShea> hey. I was hoping somebody could help me with a multiplayer problem. I'm OP on a small private server, and my boyfriend hasn't been able to log in. He's been able to get on in the past, then one day it stopped working. It tells him "Internal Server Error: Disconnected by Server" and the server owner doesn't know why.
#5585 [21:21] <Erak> LOL. Do you still want it though?
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#5587 [21:21] <Mandorin> Goodbye for now, Freindly peoples~!
#5588 [21:22] <Awesomeness> Bye, Mandorin
#5589 [21:22] <mib_yi10qe> xales did my name help?
#5590 [21:22] <xales> GwendolynShea: In the server's `world` directory, delete accountname.dat inside `players` - where accountname.dat is the account your boyfriend uses
#5591 [21:22] <Awesomeness> ...I was about to type that
#5592 [21:22] <xales> ??> mib_yi10qe win/profile
#5593 [21:22] <VoxelHead> mib_yi10qe: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#5594 [21:23] <VoxelHead> mib_yi10qe: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#5595 [21:23] <mib_yi10qe> Okay
#5596 [21:23] <BobRaygen> Hello world and fellow Minecratains. I am having a tech. problem and after a day or so of testing and attempted fixed I am still having the same problems. Is there anyone here who might help if I explain the problem?
#5597 [21:24] <GwendolynShea> xales: ok, thanks. I'll try that :)
#5598 [21:24] <xales> BobRaygen: Sure
#5599 [21:24] <Awesomeness> BobRaygen: shoot
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#5601 [21:24] * xales shoots Awesomeness
#5601 [21:24] * Awesomeness pushes xales
#5601 [21:24] <Awesomeness> you away, I help. D:
#5602 [21:24] <BobRaygen> Ok so basicly I am getting a missinno block for the blocks I breack
#5603 [21:24] <Erak> http://tinypic.com/r/2h3whm1/7 Here's my SMP problem thing
#5604 [21:24] <mib_yi10qe> and just download it their?
#5605 [21:25] <Awesomeness> Sorry, but, Missinno?
#5606 [21:25] <Awesomeness> what?
#5607 [21:25] <xales> mib_yi10qe: What?
#5608 [21:25] <xales> mib_yi10qe: Yes, you make a new account, and download it there
#5609 [21:25] <mib_yi10qe> So just download minecraft on a differant user
#5610 [21:25] <mib_yi10qe> okay
#5611 [21:25] <BobRaygen> sorry pokemon refference, when I breack a block the item droped is a 2-3 sided bock with 2 purplesides and 1 yello side
#5612 [21:26] <BobRaygen> when I pick it up the game crashes
#5613 [21:26] <xales> BobRaygen: Any mods installed?
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#5615 [21:26] <BobRaygen> No or texture packs
#5616 [21:26] <Awesomeness> okay uh
#5617 [21:26] <xales> BobRaygen: What OS?
#5618 [21:26] <Awesomeness> What operating system are you running?
#5619 [21:26] <Awesomeness> NO XALES
#5620 [21:26] <Awesomeness> AWAY!
#5621 [21:26] <Awesomeness> bad xales.
#5622 [21:26] <xales> =3
#5623 [21:26] * VoxelHead /o\ . o { My ears! }
#5623 [21:26] <BobRaygen> windows XP
#5624 [21:26] <Awesomeness> okay trying reinstalling
#5625 [21:26] <xales> ??> BobRaygen win/reinst
#5626 [21:26] <VoxelHead> BobRaygen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5627 [21:26] <VoxelHead> BobRaygen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5628 [21:26] <Aidan> Uh, hey. I have a problem, whenever I try to open minecraft it crashes :P
#5629 [21:27] <Awesomeness> >________>
#5630 [21:27] <Aidan> Can someone help me?
#5631 [21:27] <Awesomeness> Sure, Aidan
#5632 [21:27] <Awesomeness> any mods?
#5633 [21:27] <BobRaygen> I did multiple times
#5634 [21:27] <Aidan> None
#5635 [21:27] <xales> Aidan: Care to elaborate on "crashes"?
#5636 [21:27] <xales> BobRaygen - has it worked before?
#5637 [21:27] <Awesomeness> does it give you a error report?
#5638 [21:27] <Aidan> Well, it says it's Java's fault. And it did.
#5639 [21:27] <Awesomeness> okay
#5640 [21:27] <Aidan> It gave me a report.
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#5642 [21:27] <xales> Please copy the error report to http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link it sends you to
#5643 [21:27] <Awesomeness> Yes
#5644 [21:27] <Aidan> I have the newest version of java, in case that matters. And okay.
#5645 [21:28] <BobRaygen> on this laptop, no I am setting this up for my little bro and it hasn't worked on this mechin. Also when i just explore and don't breack/ pick up java virtual mechein complains and shuts minecraft down
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#5647 [21:28] <xales> ??> BobRaygen win/dxdiag
#5648 [21:28] <VoxelHead> BobRaygen: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5649 [21:28] <VoxelHead> BobRaygen: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5650 [21:28] <Awesomeness> BobRaygen: lemme guess
#5651 [21:28] <Aidan> Here you go: http://pastebin.com/QSVg0c3W
#5652 [21:28] <Awesomeness> you are using a intel chipset?
#5653 [21:28] <Shrmn> Whats up guys
#5654 [21:28] * Awesomeness sighs
#5654 [21:28] <molino> My game wuz workin 2day, now wen i go into it it freezes up and says java not responding! :(
#5655 [21:28] <Awesomeness> Aidan: 1.6.0_14
#5656 [21:28] <Awesomeness> Dude
#5657 [21:28] <Awesomeness> latest version?
#5658 [21:28] <Awesomeness> lol.
#5659 [21:29] <molino> ya
#5660 [21:29] <Awesomeness> http://www.java.com/en/download/
#5661 [21:29] <Awesomeness> Downloa that
#5662 [21:29] <Awesomeness> *download
#5663 [21:29] <molino> i redownloaded 2
#5664 [21:29] <xales> ??> molino win/reinst
#5665 [21:29] <VoxelHead> molino: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5666 [21:29] <VoxelHead> molino: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5667 [21:29] <Aidan> It tells me I have Version 6 Update 25
#5668 [21:29] <xales> Aidan: Follow those instructions, as well
#5669 [21:29] <Aidan> So I don't need to download, java tells me
#5670 [21:29] <Shrmn> Xales: Come up with any crazy new solution tests for me :)
#5671 [21:29] <Awesomeness> Well, the error report says you have version 14
#5672 [21:29] <Aidan> O.o
#5673 [21:29] <Awesomeness> I recommend doing a FULL uninstall of Java
#5674 [21:29] <xales> Awesomeness: It doesn't really matter
#5675 [21:30] <xales> As that is not the issue
#5676 [21:30] <Aidan> Alright, give me a minute.
#5677 [21:30] <xales> ??> Aidan win/reinst
#5678 [21:30] <VoxelHead> Aidan: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5679 [21:30] <VoxelHead> Aidan: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5680 [21:30] <xales> Shrmn: Sorry, nope :|
#5681 [21:30] <Aidan> Why not the saves?
#5682 [21:30] <Shrmn> Xales: Is there a way to submit my issue to the Minecraft staff? Maybe they can come up with something
#5683 [21:30] <xales> Aidan: Well, unless you want to lose your saved games...
#5684 [21:31] <xales> Shrmn: You could try http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#5685 [21:31] <Aidan> I do SMP, so it doesn't matter to me.
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#5687 [21:31] <xales> Aidan: You can just go ahead and delete the entire folder, then
#5688 [21:31] <Aidan> Brilliant
#5689 [21:31] <xales> Entirely up to you
#5690 [21:31] <molino> im tryin it
#5691 [21:32] <Aidan> Done
#5692 [21:32] <Aidan> Now what?
#5693 [21:32] <xales> See if Minecraft works
#5694 [21:32] <molino> it is redownloadin the stuff
#5695 [21:32] <Aidan> XALES
#5696 [21:32] <Aidan> YOU ARE MY HERO
#5697 [21:32] <BobRaygen> Here is the URL I hop this is it http://pastebin.com/aBDEd62w
#5698 [21:32] <Awesomeness> Why is Xales always the hero
#5699 [21:32] <Awesomeness> and never me?
#5700 [21:32] <Awesomeness> >.>
#5701 [21:33] <Aidan> In case you haven't noticed, it worked. Awesomeness is my hero as well
#5702 [21:33] <Awesomeness> :3
#5703 [21:33] <BobRaygen> p.s. srry for sp errors
#5704 [21:33] <Aidan> :3 to you too. Goodbye, gentlemen.
#5705 [21:33] <mib_ursjyz> unable to activate account
#5706 [21:34] <GwendolynShea> xales: ok, another question. What folder is the world direcotry in/called? This is the first time I've been in the server files
#5707 [21:34] <molino> still didnt work. i 4got to say this befor but when i go i it loads some blocks and then theres a clear block right in the middle and nothin else loads
#5708 [21:34] <Awesomeness> GwendolynShea: you mean the singleplayer worlds?
#5709 [21:34] <xales> GwendolynShea: 'world'
#5710 [21:35] <molino> ya
#5711 [21:35] <GwendolynShea> Awesomeness: no. it's a multiplayer world
#5712 [21:35] <xales> BobRaygen: I think the issue is with the graphics card...
#5713 [21:35] <Awesomeness> oh, alrigt.
#5714 [21:35] <Awesomeness> didn't read until end.
#5715 [21:35] <Awesomeness> my bad
#5716 [21:35] <Awesomeness> >.>
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#5718 [21:35] <Awesomeness> *4:35AM*
#5719 [21:35] <GwendolynShea> xales: oh. Ok.
#5720 [21:35] <xales> You could try updating to the latest drivers, but it's not really designed for any kind of gaming
#5721 [21:35] <Black_Panther> hi
#5722 [21:35] <Awesomeness> Mobility cards aren't for gaming, in general.
#5723 [21:36] <Awesomeness> Hello, Black_Panther.
#5724 [21:36] <BobRaygen> so the graphics card is dated?
#5725 [21:36] <xales> BobRaygen: It's dated, but in addition, it's a CAD card
#5726 [21:36] <Black_Panther> im trying to set up a private server and it connects fine, but does not recognise me as the owner of the network
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#5728 [21:36] <xales> It's meant for graphics modeling, not gaming
#5729 [21:36] <xales> Black_Panther: What do you mean, "owner of the network"?
#5730 [21:36] <Black_Panther> i mean like where i can use /give commands and blah blah
#5731 [21:36] <xales> ?? smp/opyourself
#5732 [21:36] <VoxelHead> smp/opyourself: If you cannot dig, place blocks, or generally do anything other than walk around near the spawn point, it's because you're not an op on the server.
#5733 [21:36] <VoxelHead> smp/opyourself: Presuming that it's your server, you can either type 'op YOURNAME' on the server console, or add your name to the ops.txt file, and restart the server.
#5734 [21:37] <chris> When i go into single player it loads part of the map and has a transparent brick right in the middle, then it totally freezes and nothin else loads
#5735 [21:37] <Black_Panther> hmm i may not have set up the server correctly then :S
#5736 [21:37] <Black_Panther> its my first time
#5737 [21:37] <xales> Black_Panther: Just make yourself an op, using either method described above
#5738 [21:37] <xales> chris: Try making a new map
#5739 [21:38] <chris> k
#5740 [21:38] <Black_Panther> where do i find the ops.txt file?
#5741 [21:38] <xales> Black_Panther: in the server directory
#5742 [21:38] <Black_Panther> ...
#5743 [21:38] <Awesomeness> xales
#5744 [21:38] <Awesomeness> I almost type it as fast as you
#5745 [21:38] <Awesomeness> ....
#5746 [21:38] <Awesomeness> it's not even funny
#5747 [21:38] <BobRaygen> Thanks alot for the information, this has helped alot. I will go check for updates. Thank again. ~BobRaygen
#5748 [21:38] <Black_Panther> i just downloaded himachi and connected to the ip it gave me :/
#5749 [21:39] <Black_Panther> no files set up
#5750 [21:39] <chris> it just loaded the old map now but it is really slow and is taking 4ever to go "back to game"
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#5752 [21:39] <xales> Black_Panther: The server directory is where you ran the minecraft_server.exe from
#5753 [21:40] <Black_Panther> ok
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#5755 [21:40] <spite> Fixed, Xales
#5756 [21:40] <serenadeds> hello, can anyone help with with server issues?
#5757 [21:40] <xales> spite: \o/
#5758 [21:40] <Awesomeness> Sure, serenadeds
#5759 [21:40] <Awesomeness> What's the problem?
#5760 [21:40] <xales> serenadeds: Only if you tell us what the issues are
#5761 [21:40] <serenadeds> lol
#5762 [21:41] <spite> I went back to 32-bit java, and since that failed, deleted my saves folder.
#5763 [21:41] <serenadeds> ok so I got my server all up and running, it's set to private and a whole bunch of other commands
#5764 [21:41] <serenadeds> anyways, what I'm TRYING to do is get my friends the RIGHT information so that they can join
#5765 [21:42] <serenadeds> and not keep timing out/failing to connect
#5766 [21:42] <xales> You will have to port forward so that they can connect to you
#5767 [21:42] <spite> You know, I think I noticed that this happened to get unplayable while I was running around with the new "map" toy in-game.
#5768 [21:42] <Black_Panther> xales: the minecraft_server.exe was in my downloads folder but there is no server directory there
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#5770 [21:42] <Awesomeness> Or if you are using amodem
#5771 [21:42] <Awesomeness> you will need to unblock the port in your firewall
#5772 [21:42] <xales> Black_Panther: ops.txt will be _inside_ the Download directory, then
#5773 [21:42] <serenadeds> oohh ok that I forgot maybe
#5774 [21:42] <serenadeds> the firewall
#5775 [21:43] <Black_Panther> :o, it was hiding
#5776 [21:43] <serenadeds> ok so.......how do I open up my port?
#5777 [21:44] <serenadeds> I'm using windows firewall
#5778 [21:44] <xales> serenadeds: Go to http://portforward.com and select the model of router you have, click Skip Ad, then click Minecraft Server, and follow the instructions
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#5780 [21:44] <xales> In addition, turn off Windows Firewall (turn it off completely)
#5781 [21:44] <spite> OK. SO it's not, exactly, "fixed".
#5782 [21:44] <serenadeds> lol ok
#5783 [21:44] <spite> It's much less laggy, to be sure.
#5784 [21:44] <Mandorin> XALES, I FOCKING LOVE YA!!
#5785 [21:44] <xales> serenadeds: Make sure to not download anything from that site, and to ignore the advertisements
#5786 [21:44] <xales> Mandorin: Did it work? O_o
#5787 [21:44] <chris> my minecraft now loaded but is frozen what should i do
#5788 [21:44] <Erak> Darn, it is my mods. Time to redo all my mods -.-
#5789 [21:45] <xales> chris: Uh, close it?
#5790 [21:45] <Mandorin> Yeah it did!!
#5791 [21:45] <chris> i have and when i reopen it takes forever to load and does the same thing again
#5792 [21:45] <xales> ??> chris win/dxdiag
#5793 [21:45] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5794 [21:45] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5795 [21:45] <Coll> do creeper spawners exist?
#5796 [21:46] <Black_Panther> xales: you said to restart the server afterwards correct?
#5797 [21:46] <xales> Mandorin: Well, congratulations. I'm a bit surprised it worked, but it was good test, so now we know that the acceleration actually makes a difference
#5798 [21:46] <Mandorin> And such an amazing random title tag thing! Have a look!
#5799 [21:46] <xales> Coll: Nope
#5800 [21:46] <Mandorin> http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/345482/5988076
#5801 [21:46] <xales> Black_Panther: Yes
#5802 [21:46] <chris> which file
#5803 [21:46] <xales> chris: The one you saved from dxdiag...
#5804 [21:46] <serenadeds> ok so another question, how do I figure out my router model? It's not my internet, it's my landlords and it comes with the place
#5805 [21:47] <xales> serenadeds: You won't be able to port forward then, or you would need to ask the landlord anyway
#5806 [21:47] <Mandorin> If it helps, I set my acceleration to 2 on a scale of 0 1 2 3 4 5 and then downloaded that ATI Legacy thing.
#5807 [21:47] <Black_Panther> its working now :) thanks xales
#5808 [21:47] <xales> You could use some sort of VPN, such as Hamachi, but that's outside the scope of what we can help with
#5809 [21:47] <chris> how do i get it i cant find it
#5810 [21:47] <Mandorin> Xales, I love you so much.
#5811 [21:47] <DopeGhoti> xales
#5812 [21:47] <Black_Panther> how do i get it to have unlimited blocks to build with?
#5813 [21:48] <DopeGhoti> I know you didn't just reccomend that.
#5814 [21:48] <Awesomeness> hey Ghoti
#5815 [21:48] <serenadeds> alright then I'll just ask the landlord what the model is
#5816 [21:48] <chris> how do i find the file????
#5817 [21:48] <xales> Black_Panther: You can use /give, but that's about it without using a mod
#5818 [21:48] <Mandorin> Ok, Im off to play MC now! Thanks again *SO* much, Xales!
#5819 [21:48] <xales> chris: Follow the instructions, from the beginning, please
#5820 [21:48] <xales> ??> chris win/dxdiag
#5821 [21:48] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5822 [21:48] <Black_Panther> ok =]
#5823 [21:48] <xales> Mandorin: No problem
#5824 [21:48] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5825 [21:48] <Mandorin> :D
#5826 [21:48] <Black_Panther> now to figure out the numbers for each block haha
#5827 [21:48] <VoxelHead> ;)
#5828 [21:48] <xales> DopeGhoti: I said, "like Hamachi," not Hamachi >.>
#5829 [21:49] <VoxelHead> Ketsueki: Debate.. now! OR SUFFER!
#5830 [21:49] <xales> Black_Panther: There's the wiki for that
#5831 [21:49] <Black_Panther> :o
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#5833 [21:49] <VoxelHead> Yikes.
#5834 [21:49] <Black_Panther> theres a wiki??!!?!!
#5835 [21:49] <xales> ??+ needswriting/vaccel|21:47:21 < Mandorin> If it helps, I set my acceleration to 2 on a scale of 0 1 2 3 4 5 and then downloaded that ATI Legacy thing.
#5836 [21:49] <xales> Black_Panther: Indeed
#5837 [21:49] <Black_Panther> can i has link plox? :D
#5838 [21:49] <xales> Black_Panther: http://minecraftwiki.net/
#5839 [21:49] <Black_Panther> thanking you
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#5843 [21:52] <mr_sticky> is anybody here?
#5844 [21:52] <mib_h7s012> hello?
#5845 [21:52] <xales> Hi.
#5846 [21:52] <mr_sticky> yes?
#5847 [21:52] <mr_sticky> i need help can anybody help me?
#5848 [21:52] <xales> ?? ask
#5849 [21:52] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5850 [21:52] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5851 [21:52] <mib_h7s012> how do u download the beta 1.4 version for mac/
#5852 [21:53] <xales> mib_h7s012: Do you own Minecraft?
#5853 [21:53] <mib_h7s012> no
#5854 [21:53] <xales> Then you can't download it
#5855 [21:53] <xales> It isn't free
#5856 [21:53] <Awesomeness> xales
#5857 [21:53] <Awesomeness> please kick him
#5858 [21:53] <DopeGhoti> xales: that's like saying "There are some good historical examples of military leaders. Like Hitler."
#5859 [21:53] <DopeGhoti> </godwininvocation>
#5860 [21:53] <mib_h7s012> my friends got the beta version for free
#5861 [21:53] <Awesomeness> Somebody, please kick him. D:
#5862 [21:53] <xales> Then he got it illegally, and we will not help you do that
#5863 [21:54] <mib_h7s012> no they got it off the minecraft website
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#5865 [21:54] <mr_sticky> ok, so i accidentally uninstalled java and minecraft wouldn't work, but i re-installed it and it still won't work. wha is the problem?
#5866 [21:54] <xales> Then they either paid for it, or tole it
#5867 [21:54] <Erak> xales, sorry for bothering you, but what was that thing to show if you bought minecraft? like the haspaid.jsp thing?
#5868 [21:54] <DopeGhoti> how quickly the stories change.
#5869 [21:54] <xales> mr_sticky: How does it "not work"?
#5870 [21:54] <xales> Erak: Indeed
#5871 [21:54] <mr_sticky> can you guys please answer my question?
#5872 [21:55] <xales> 21:54:35 <@xales> mr_sticky: How does it "not work"?
#5873 [21:55] <xales> I already did.
#5874 [21:55] <Awesomeness> lol
#5875 [21:55] <Awesomeness> I have to make a /quotes page
#5876 [21:55] <Awesomeness> like. right now
#5877 [21:55] <mr_sticky> i logged into minecraft and it asks me if i want to update or not and i clicked update and after it updates the screen turns blank
#5878 [21:56] <xales> ??> mr_sticky win/reinst
#5879 [21:56] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5880 [21:56] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5881 [21:56] <mr_sticky> ok i will try that, thanks :)
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#5883 [21:57] <mr_boo> need help with minecraft has run out of memory
#5884 [21:57] <Awesomeness> Restart minecraft?
#5885 [21:57] <mr_boo> that all
#5886 [21:58] <xales> Install the 64-bit Java if you are on a 64-bit sytem
#5887 [21:58] <xales> or, get more RAM
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#5889 [21:58] <xales> other than that, nothing
#5890 [21:58] <Ketsueki> VoxelHead: eh debate what?
#5891 [21:58] <VoxelHead> Talking.
#5892 [21:58] <mib_klvn6k> kk
#5893 [21:58] <Awesomeness> Well
#5894 [21:58] <Awesomeness> if your minecraft has been running for a long time
#5895 [21:58] <Awesomeness> you may just need to restart it
#5896 [21:58] <Awesomeness> and that's all
#5897 [21:58] <mib_klvn6k> lol was playin a massive time and that the second time in like 10 min as well
#5898 [22:00] <mr_sticky> awww the same thing happened :(
#5899 [22:01] <Awesomeness> xales: 7 more hours till I get my chinese food
#5900 [22:01] <Awesomeness> I'm drooooooling. D:
#5901 [22:01] <Erak> Woah, 7?! You're gonna die of hunger. LOL.
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#5903 [22:02] <Awesomeness> I haven't ate real food in like 20 hours
#5904 [22:02] <Awesomeness> >.>
#5905 [22:02] <Awesomeness> This should be delish tho
#5906 [22:02] <Awesomeness> can't wait
#5907 [22:02] <gPad2002> All I've eaten today
#5908 [22:02] <gPad2002> Were cheese toadflax
#5909 [22:02] <gPad2002> Toasties*
#5910 [22:02] <gPad2002> Fucking autocorrect
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#5912 [22:03] <Awesomeness> lmfao
#5913 [22:03] <Erak> Meh. Just finished dinner here. ^_^ Hope your Chinese food tastes good. :D I'm gonna go now. Bye ppl. :D
#5914 [22:03] <Awesomeness> Bye, and thank you! :)
#5915 [22:03] <gPad2002> I've been ill lately
#5916 [22:03] <gPad2002> So
#5917 [22:04] <gPad2002> Cheese toasties are the norm when I'm ill :P
#5918 [22:04] <mr_sticky> 8-)
#5919 [22:04] <mr_sticky> :p
#5920 [22:04] <mr_sticky> (^^^)
#5921 [22:04] <VoxelHead> !*#*£%@*^%@**%^#@
#5922 [22:05] <mr_sticky> @monkeyb0496
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#5924 [22:05] <mib_9o657u> hey I'm completly new and the game isn't loading for me at all what should I do?
#5925 [22:06] <xales> Are you on a Mac?
#5926 [22:06] <Garwere> Anyone able to help with a password reset? I submitted the form, followed the link in the email I get and it comes up with "Bad name or uid"
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#5928 [22:07] <xales> Garwere: Have you tried more than once to reset it?
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#5932 [22:07] <mib_9o657u> no I'm on a COMPAQ
#5933 [22:08] <gPad2002> Ooh boy
#5934 [22:08] <VSX> is this the help page
#5935 [22:08] <gPad2002> A compaq
#5936 [22:08] <gPad2002> They still make those?
#5937 [22:08] <mib_9o657u> lol...... ummmmm......Idk
#5938 [22:08] <mr_sticky> yessss minecraft works again!!!!
#5939 [22:08] <xales> mib_9o657u: Try playing here: http://minecraft.net/game/
#5940 [22:09] <mib_9o657u> k thank you
#5941 [22:09] <Awesomeness> I need a hug. :(
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#5943 [22:10] <VoxelHead> r
#5944 [22:10] <gPad2002> Vox, hug Awesomeness
#5945 [22:10] <VoxelHead> bye Vsx
#5946 [22:10] <Awesomeness> >____>
#5947 [22:10] <gPad2002> Fail
#5948 [22:10] <mib_n6r6oi> whenever i try to log on to minecraft theres an error
#5949 [22:10] <gPad2002> vox, shut up
#5950 [22:10] <VoxelHead> Don't wanna|But since you asked so "nicely"
#5951 [22:10] <xales> ??> mib_n6r6oi error
#5952 [22:10] <VoxelHead> mib_n6r6oi: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#5953 [22:10] <VoxelHead> mib_n6r6oi: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#5954 [22:11] <McPlusPlus> *hugs Awesomeness* <3
#5955 [22:11] <gPad2002> lol.
#5956 [22:11] <Awesomeness> <3
#5957 [22:11] <gPad2002> Wait what? When did I code that in?
#5958 [22:11] <gPad2002> xD
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#5960 [22:12] <smerft> hey xales im back
#5961 [22:12] <xales> Hi
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#5963 [22:13] <Shylo132> ok
#5964 [22:13] <smerft> im the guy that couldnt get minecraft working so i had to make a new account
#5965 [22:13] <smerft> and i downloaded minecraft but then java didnt load
#5966 [22:13] <Jprell> i have a question about running a server. hoping someone can help
#5967 [22:14] <xales> Jprell: just ask
#5968 [22:14] <xales> smerft: What do you mean, "didn't load"?
#5969 [22:14] <Jprell> the server starts up fine and runs fine for me but other people cant connect.
#5970 [22:14] <Jprell> we use a network created through log me in hamachi
#5971 [22:14] <xales> ??> Jprell fubar/hamachi
#5972 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Jprell: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#5973 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Jprell: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#5974 [22:15] <smerft> java did not show up when i tried to run minecraft then i tried to reinstall it but then that didnt work
#5975 [22:15] <Jprell> what do you mean by that exactly?
#5976 [22:15] <gPad2002> Jprell: Don't use hamachi. It breaks things.
#5977 [22:15] <Jprell> ok. what do i use then?
#5978 [22:15] <mib_9o657u> I'm the guy with the really old computer Lol I still can't get into minecraft
#5979 [22:16] <gPad2002> Port forwarding
#5980 [22:16] <Jprell> ? im not that computer savvy
#5981 [22:16] <Jprell> sorry.
#5982 [22:16] <gPad2002> http://portforward.com
#5983 [22:16] <gPad2002> ~title
#5984 [22:16] <McPlusPlus> "Port Forwarding Guides Listed by Manufacturer and Model - PortForward.com" (http://is.gd/D9xQJE)
#5985 [22:16] <xales> Jprell: Be careful not to download anything from that site
#5986 [22:16] <xales> just ignore the advertisements
#5987 [22:17] <Jprell> ok. referring to hamachi however, it still lets me join other servers
#5988 [22:17] <gPad2002> We can't support it.
#5989 [22:17] <gPad2002> Sorry :P
#5990 [22:18] <Jprell> so on the port forward site. where do i go exactly?
#5991 [22:18] <gPad2002> Find your router
#5992 [22:18] <smerft> so what do i do?
#5993 [22:20] <Jprell> does the cisco valet have a different name?
#5994 [22:20] <xales> smerft: Reinstall Java
#5995 [22:20] <smerft> okay but i tried
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#5997 [22:21] <Jprell> or is that not supported?
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#5999 [22:22] <nate> ok so the multiplayer isnt working it just says failed to connect to the server.....connection timed out: connect
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#6001 [22:23] <nate> can anyone help
#6002 [22:23] <xales> nate: Then you are trying to connect to a server that is not running
#6003 [22:23] <nate> but i went to my freinds house very recently and connected to his wireless and it worked over there
#6004 [22:24] <nate> so ya thats my problem
#6005 [22:25] <Jprell> ok. so my router is not on the port forward site. assuming that means i cant host a server through them
#6006 [22:25] <xales> Jprell: You might have to find the model number, and look by that
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#6008 [22:26] <nate> what which one r u talking to me or jpell
#6009 [22:26] <Jprell> it says cisco valet m10. i couldnt find that
#6010 [22:26] <TutsX_x> guys I need some help...
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#6012 [22:27] <TutsX_x> I just bought my copy of minecraft and it crashes
#6013 [22:27] <TutsX_x> like crazy
#6014 [22:27] <TutsX_x> I run for about ten seconds then it crashes
#6015 [22:27] <Black_Panther> could be your computer
#6016 [22:27] <xales> TutsX_x: When you say it crashes, is there an error...does it just close...what?
#6017 [22:27] <TutsX_x> just closes
#6018 [22:28] <nate> hold on what about me
#6019 [22:28] <TutsX_x> someimes windows says finding a solution to problem but mainly just closes
#6020 [22:28] <xales> nate: You are trying to connect to a server that is not running, or you possibly have a firewall blocking the game
#6021 [22:28] <xales> ??> TutsX_x win/reinst
#6022 [22:28] <VoxelHead> TutsX_x: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6023 [22:28] <VoxelHead> TutsX_x: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6024 [22:28] <TutsX_x> my computer is i7, 6GB ram, geforce graphics card
#6025 [22:29] <TutsX_x> okay I'll try that
#6026 [22:29] <Jprell> any other way to get my server up and running?
#6027 [22:29] <nate> would the firewall bloce single player to because that works
#6028 [22:29] <Jprell> the port that is.
#6029 [22:29] <nate> *block
#6030 [22:30] <xales> nate: uh, no, it wouldn't
#6031 [22:30] <nate> would the firewall block single player to because that works
#6032 [22:30] <nate> ok so how do i find the firewall that blocks it
#6033 [22:31] <nate> and get rid of it
#6034 [22:32] <xales> If you have a firewall running, then turn it off
#6035 [22:32] <TutsX_x> hey guys, me again...
#6036 [22:32] <TutsX_x> just tried what you had previously dsaid and nothing...
#6037 [22:32] <nate> ok
#6038 [22:32] <xales> TutsX_x: Try making a new world, see if you get the issue there
#6039 [22:32] <TutsX_x> still runs for about 30 seconds and closes
#6040 [22:32] <nate> where do i locate my firewall
#6041 [22:33] <xales> TutsX_x: Reinstall Java
#6042 [22:33] <xales> nate: I don't know. Look in the notification area (bottom right)
#6043 [22:34] <nate> ok got it i will try
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#6046 [22:35] <TutsX_x> kk thanks guys seems to be all working fine, but ill give it some time and Ill come back if it happens again :)
#6047 [22:35] <mib_xgbxy0> hello?
#6048 [22:36] <xales> Hi.
#6049 [22:36] <nate> ok i am looking through the programs to let in minecraft but minecraft isnt there
#6050 [22:37] <xales> Then add it?
#6051 [22:39] <mib_xgbxy0> hey this the minecraft support?
#6052 [22:40] <Awesomeness> No
#6053 [22:40] <Awesomeness> this is minecrafthelp
#6054 [22:40] <mib_xgbxy0> ah. i bought the game a while back and now its telling me i dont have premium. you guys by chance able to help with that?
#6055 [22:41] <nate> ok lemme check if it worked
#6056 [22:41] <Awesomeness> uhh, what's the username you bought the game with?
#6057 [22:41] <mib_xgbxy0> ryans
#6058 [22:41] <Awesomeness> !Paid Ryans
#6059 [22:41] <mib_xgbxy0> if not try keinhoffnung or stupidcommie
#6060 [22:41] <xales> ._.
#6061 [22:41] <mib_xgbxy0> thats all i have
#6062 [22:41] <xales> !paid keinhoffnung
#6063 [22:42] <xales> !paid stupidcommie
#6064 [22:42] <mib_xgbxy0> wtf?
#6065 [22:42] <xales> ??> mib_xgbxy0 account
#6066 [22:42] <VoxelHead> mib_xgbxy0: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#6067 [22:42] <VoxelHead> mib_xgbxy0: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#6068 [22:42] <mib_xgbxy0> alright ill try that. thanks
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#6071 [22:45] <Chaos_Therum> so this is technically a mod question but my game wont load custom sprites from the jar anyone know whats wron
#6072 [22:45] <nate> ok didnt work
#6073 [22:45] <VoxelHead> The best kind of a
#6074 [22:46] <Chaos_Therum> or can you send me to someone who can help
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#6076 [22:46] <xales> Chaos_Therum: #risucraft possibly
#6077 [22:47] <Chaos_Therum> they aren't much help they just ignore me when i ask for help
#6078 [22:47] <Chaos_Therum> but thanks anyways
#6079 [22:47] <nate> adding to list of program that are allowed throught firewall didnt work
#6080 [22:48] <xales> nate: Try disabling the firewall completely
#6081 [22:49] <nate> wont that like leave my computer tatolly vounerable to viruses and stuff
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#6083 [22:49] <xales> No
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#6085 [22:51] <crewman> Am I in the right place to ask about how to increase memory to java?
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#6091 [23:03] <shortybsd> hey guys
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#6093 [23:04] <charmander> hey can anyone help me
#6094 [23:04] <shortybsd> what is the best minecraft classic server with tons of support?
#6095 [23:04] <xales> shortybsd: uh..just pick one from the list
#6096 [23:04] <xales> charmander: With...?
#6097 [23:04] <shortybsd> i picked several
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#6099 [23:05] <shortybsd> what is the most used classic server ? that will answer my question :)
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#6101 [23:05] <charmander> mod downloading ive tried before and never succeeded
#6102 [23:05] <xales> charmander: We can't help you with that, sorry. Try #risucraft
#6103 [23:05] <charmander> k ty
#6104 [23:06] <xales> shortybsd: We don't know. Mojang doesn't keep statistics, and even if they did, we wouldn't have access to them
#6105 [23:06] <xales> besides, servers can just lie
#6106 [23:06] <Awesomeness> the server is a lie!
#6107 [23:07] <shortybsd> so what do you personally use?
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#6109 [23:10] <xales> I don't play Classic
#6110 [23:10] <nate> it has to be something with my internet right
#6111 [23:10] <vcordie> World of Minecraft was really great when I played it
#6112 [23:10] <vcordie> but my friend ylt has been doing some amazing shit over at d3.
#6113 [23:10] <vcordie> clones, dogs, etc.
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#6116 [23:11] <nate> cuz like i said it worked at my friends house on his wireless by back at home it doesnt work
#6117 [23:11] <VoxelHead> byless wire
#6118 [23:11] <figaro> if you are in the nether, then how do you get out if your portal is not open?
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#6120 [23:12] <figaro> hello?
#6121 [23:12] <shortybsd> hi
#6122 [23:12] <Awesomeness> You can die
#6123 [23:12] <vcordie> make a new portal
#6124 [23:12] <vcordie> or you can die
#6125 [23:12] <vcordie> If you die in the nether, I grow stronger off of your lifeforce. this is a fact. >_>
#6126 [23:12] <vcordie> fear me as I rule your minecraft(eventually)
#6127 [23:13] <vcordie> (at this rate, it will take 200 years. >_>)
#6128 [23:13] <figaro> is there a way without killing yourself or making a new one?
#6129 [23:13] <Awesomeness> no.
#6130 [23:13] <nate> ya have a monster kill you
#6131 [23:14] <figaro> ok
#6132 [23:14] <VoxelHead> mmm figaro
#6133 [23:14] <nate> ok back to my question
#6134 [23:15] <nate> i cant play multiplayer because when i try to connect it says faild to connect...connection timed out: connect
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#6136 [23:15] <xales> Try a different server
#6137 [23:15] <nate> but the thing is that it worked at my friends house when i brought it over there
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#6139 [23:15] <dwheat> hey can anyone help me?
#6140 [23:15] <ModProblem> me too please
#6141 [23:16] <nate> answer mine first though
#6142 [23:16] <gizmodrc> hi when ever i play mine craft i can play for some where near 5 min and then it says out of memory but im clouse to full
#6143 [23:16] <nate> no avence but i have been on this site for a while
#6144 [23:16] <ModProblem> Everytime I install Modloader 1.6.6 into minecraft.jar and then launch Minecarft, it pops up a message Mods loaded: 1 ModLoader Beta 1.6.6 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@moj
#6145 [23:17] <ModProblem> gizmodrc, try cleaning your vents out
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#6147 [23:17] <ModProblem> My computer kept overheating because a layer of dust was in them, and so my mc kept crashing and saying out of mem too
#6148 [23:17] <AkiTensai> ModProblem: My understanding is that this channel is for normal game help. Mods are not supported by Notch, nor this channel.
#6149 [23:18] <xales> ModProblem: #risucraft for help with mods
#6150 [23:18] <ModProblem> Okay, thank you.
#6151 [23:19] <AkiTensai> dwheat: I don't see your question. If you haven't asked it yet, please do.
#6152 [23:19] <dwheat> uhh i bought minecraft lastnight and it wont let me play it says i havent bought it yet and it always says user not premium... is there anything i did wrong????
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#6154 [23:19] <gizmodrc> thanks mobprodlem ill try that
#6155 [23:19] <nate> hello?
#6156 [23:20] <xales> nate: Once again, try a different server
#6157 [23:20] <xales> dwheat: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#6158 [23:20] <nate> i cant play multiplayer because when i try to connect it says faild to connect...connection timed out: connect
#6159 [23:21] <dwheat> ok just wondering thanks for the info ill wait another day and see what happens
#6160 [23:21] <Awesomeness> ...
#6161 [23:21] <Awesomeness> nate
#6162 [23:21] <Awesomeness> What don't you understand?
#6163 [23:21] <Awesomeness> try a DIFFERENT server.
#6164 [23:21] <Awesomeness> like s.nerd.nu
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#6167 [23:27] <nate> i tryed it doesnt work same thing
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#6170 [23:29] <ModProblem> How can I make it so that my MC doesn't randomly get black screens in the midst if playing and says "Java Binary SE' stopped working.?
#6171 [23:29] <mib_o5tbxg> someone please help me! I downloaded minecraft, logged in, and when i run it, i get a black screen, this happens every single time so i never got to play it.
#6172 [23:29] <rev-lemon> mib reinstall java java.com
#6173 [23:30] <mib_o5tbxg> thx ill try.
#6174 [23:30] <xales> ModProblem: It's a fairly common issue, not much you can do about it
#6175 [23:31] <nate> try a different server doesnt work
#6176 [23:31] <nate> i know i am being persistent but you r my last hope
#6177 [23:31] <nate> i dont really want to go all the way to my friends house just to play minecraft
#6178 [23:32] <rev-lemon> ?
#6179 [23:32] <mib_o5tbxg> rev lemon, that didnt work
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#6181 [23:32] <nate> it should work in my house
#6182 [23:32] <rev-lemon> ok, what os you running mib
#6183 [23:32] <mib_o5tbxg> os?
#6184 [23:32] <rev-lemon> operating system
#6185 [23:33] <mib_o5tbxg> you mean like microsoft?
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#6187 [23:33] <rev-lemon> yes
#6188 [23:33] <Awesomeness> Like, Windows.
#6189 [23:33] <mib_o5tbxg> i have windows
#6190 [23:33] <rev-lemon> what one
#6191 [23:33] <mib_o5tbxg> um one sec, ill check lol
#6192 [23:33] <rev-lemon> xp
#6193 [23:33] <rev-lemon> vista
#6194 [23:33] <rev-lemon> win7
#6195 [23:33] <Coll> hey
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#6197 [23:34] <Coll> how would you know where a maps location is
#6198 [23:34] <Coll> like I have a map to a unknow location
#6199 [23:34] <Coll> how could I use the map to find that location
#6200 [23:34] <rev-lemon> in the saves location in your .minecraft folder
#6201 [23:34] <Coll> in smp
#6202 [23:34] <rev-lemon> hm
#6203 [23:34] <rev-lemon> ok , your trying to do what
#6204 [23:34] <mib_o5tbxg> i dont know what it is, how do i check?
#6205 [23:34] <rev-lemon> use a map in your hands cole to do what ?
#6206 [23:34] <rev-lemon> hm
#6207 [23:35] <rev-lemon> mib please
#6208 [23:35] <rev-lemon> ??> mib_o5tbxg win/dxdiag
#6209 [23:35] <VoxelHead> mib_o5tbxg: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6210 [23:35] <VoxelHead> mib_o5tbxg: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6211 [23:35] <ModProblem> EAT DUH POOPOO PEACE OUT NIGGAS
#6212 [23:35] <VoxelHead> Crumbs.
#6213 [23:35] <mib_o5tbxg> i really dont know
#6214 [23:35] <rev-lemon> can you follow vox mib ?
#6215 [23:35] <ANewbie> I keep trying to connect to a multiplayer server that my friend has, but every time I do it tries to connect to the server for a few minutes and times out. How can I fix this?
#6216 [23:36] <mib_o5tbxg> vox?
#6217 [23:36] <VoxelHead> can i phone a friend?
#6218 [23:36] <rev-lemon> anewbie its your freidns prob and its prob a port forward problem
#6219 [23:36] <rev-lemon> lol vox yes
#6220 [23:36] <rev-lemon> :P
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#6222 [23:36] <mib_o5tbxg> wuts vox?
#6223 [23:36] <VoxelHead> I'll tell ya later.
#6224 [23:36] <ANewbie> Explain what a port is...
#6225 [23:36] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go ;(
#6226 [23:36] <rev-lemon> a bot
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#6228 [23:36] <mib_o5tbxg> ...?
#6229 [23:37] <rev-lemon> something that is commanded by us
#6230 [23:37] <rev-lemon> look, can you follow the instructions
#6231 [23:37] <rev-lemon> or not
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#6233 [23:37] <mib_o5tbxg> ohhhhhh
#6234 [23:37] <mib_o5tbxg> um yes?
#6235 [23:37] <rev-lemon> thanks
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#6237 [23:37] <mib_o5tbxg> what do i do
#6238 [23:37] <Adamon> When playing a custom map for multiplayer does the custom map have to be installed on each players computer?
#6239 [23:38] <rev-lemon> ?? win/dxdiag
#6240 [23:38] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6241 [23:38] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6242 [23:38] <mib_o5tbxg> what does that mean?
#6243 [23:38] <rev-lemon> no the map should load on eatch others compuer from the host but not the texture packs
#6244 [23:38] <xales> Adamon: No, just the server
#6245 [23:38] <xales> mib_o5tbxg: Follow the instructions that VoxelHead just gave you
#6246 [23:38] <rev-lemon> the windows key next to ctrl key ?
#6247 [23:38] <Adamon> Ty
#6248 [23:39] <ANewbie> What exactly is a port, and how do I fix the problem?
#6249 [23:39] <Coll> rev-lemon no
#6250 [23:39] <rev-lemon> anewbie are you the server or your friend
#6251 [23:39] <Coll> I found a map someone else made
#6252 [23:39] <ANewbie> My friend's.
#6253 [23:39] <rev-lemon> ok coll you put that map into your saves folder in .minecraft <
#6254 [23:39] <ANewbie> He can connect alright, but I can't.
#6255 [23:40] <rev-lemon> anewbie so your friend is the server correct and if so then you cant do anything about it only your friend can
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#6257 [23:40] <rev-lemon> hm
#6258 [23:40] <Coll> rev-lemon it is a smp server
#6259 [23:40] <rev-lemon> coll whos the server ?
#6260 [23:40] <Coll> so how exactly would I accomplish something like that
#6261 [23:40] <Coll> uh iunno some guy
#6262 [23:41] <rev-lemon> then maybe you need to talk to them about it,
#6263 [23:41] <rev-lemon> its an indevidual action of how they run there sservers
#6264 [23:41] <Coll> that is the only way?
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#6266 [23:41] <rev-lemon> if your playing smp yes
#6267 [23:42] <Coll> lame
#6268 [23:42] <ANewbie> How does my friend fix this then?
#6269 [23:44] <rev-lemon> tell him to come in here
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#6272 [23:49] <weirdo> my minecraft window disappears every 5 minutes
#6273 [23:50] <xales> Reinstall Java
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#6275 [23:54] <weirdo> do i just go java.com and click free java download and that fixs it?
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#6277 [23:57] <weirdo> xales
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#6279 [23:58] <logalian> hi is there anyone in here
#6280 [23:59] <rev-lemon> no
#6281 [23:59] <rev-lemon> weirdo maybe but just please download java yea