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#2 [00:00] <mib_t1xg33> dopeghoti
#3 [00:00] <blinky> ya
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#5 [00:00] <mib_t1xg33> sup
#6 [00:00] <blinky> still waiting
#7 [00:00] <mib_t1xg33> lol does you haz xbox
#8 [00:00] <blinky> y
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#10 [00:01] <mib_t1xg33> cause minecraft is comin out for it
#11 [00:01] <blinky> i dont realy care for that
#12 [00:01] <mib_t1xg33> wats ur question maybe i can help
#13 [00:02] <blinky> i made an account and payed for the game and it still says that i dont have premium
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#15 [00:03] <mib_t1xg33> how long ago
#16 [00:03] <blinky> over 12 hours
#17 [00:04] <mib_t1xg33> den i have no idea
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#19 [00:04] <mib_t1xg33> u sure you didnt buy a gift code
#20 [00:04] <blinky> thanks any way
#21 [00:04] <xales> blinky: As I said, just be patient. If you still don't have it after 24 hours, email payment@mojang.com
#22 [00:05] * xales will be back later
#22 [00:05] <mib_t1xg33> xales your back yay now i can ask my question
#23 [00:05] <mib_t1xg33> would an alien laptop be good for minecraft
#24 [00:05] <mib_2gmnne> I am trying to play minecraft classic multiplayer but it goes to the balck screen and does nothing, what do I do?
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#27 [00:06] <mib_2gmnne> Anyone?
#28 [00:06] <mib_2gmnne> Anyone?
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#31 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> ? anyone
#32 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> Anyone at all?
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#35 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> Nobody?
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#37 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> Really?
#38 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> Nobody..
#39 [00:07] <mib_2gmnne> Are you cereal.
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#41 [00:08] <AG_Scott> mib_2gmnne: be patient...
#42 [00:08] <mib_2gmnne> ...
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#47 [00:08] <AG_Scott> Now ask your question again and someone will probably help you.
#48 [00:08] <AG_Scott> Spamming it out of view doesn't get help.
#49 [00:09] <dopeghoti> Wug: Hi.
#50 [00:09] <mib_2gmnne> I am trying to play minecraft classic multiplayer but it goes to the balck screen and does nothing, what do I do?
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#52 [00:10] <mib_2gmnne> Stil..
#53 [00:10] <AG_Scott> Dude, freaking wait.
#54 [00:10] <AG_Scott> It can take several minutes for someone to respond.
#55 [00:10] <dopeghoti> !topic -4
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#59 [00:14] <Eddie> No Scott
#60 [00:14] <Eddie> we are machines.
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#62 [00:14] <Eddie> It must take a few milliseconts to respond.
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#64 [00:15] <knyrf> Eddie: Milliseconds? That kind of latency is only acceptable over old networks, not the modern Internet
#65 [00:15] <mib_t1xg33> hey eddie
#66 [00:15] <Eddie> I am sorry.
#67 [00:15] <knyrf> I think nanoseconds are appropriate
#68 [00:15] <Eddie> picoseconds.
#69 [00:15] <mib_t1xg33> knyrf i know ur xales
#70 [00:15] <knyrf> I know too
#71 [00:15] <Kealper> i know three
#72 [00:15] <knyrf> I'm not trying to hide anything
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#74 [00:16] <knyrf> ?rot13 xales
#75 [00:16] * mib_n2jmog [mib_n2jmog@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#76 [00:16] <knyrf> :|
#77 [00:16] <knyrf> crow: rot13 xales
#78 [00:16] <knyrf> !+rot13
#79 [00:16] <crow> [global] <pyexec>a=ord("a");z=ord("z");A=ord("A");Z=ord("Z");print "<reply>",;print ''.join(map(lambda x:chr((ord(x)-a+13)%26+a if a<=ord(x) and ord(x)<=z else ((ord(x)-A+13)%26+A if A<=ord(x) and ord(x)<=Z else ord(x))),inp))
#80 [00:16] <Kealper> i guess i should get working on a rot13 thing then?
#81 [00:16] <mib_t1xg33> wait are you xales
#82 [00:16] <knyrf> !rot13 xales
#83 [00:16] <crow> knyrf
#84 [00:16] <mib_n2jmog> the free version isint working. i have java
#85 [00:16] <knyrf> !rot13 knyrf
#86 [00:16] <crow> xales
#87 [00:16] <dopeghoti> Kealper: no, any OS should have its own ROT13 tool for poeple to use.
#88 [00:16] <Kealper> oh, there it is
#89 [00:16] <Kealper> dopeghoti: windows.
#90 [00:16] <dopeghoti> Kealper: _should_ not _does_
#91 [00:17] <Kealper> lol
#92 [00:17] <Kealper> i can just do /rot13 D:
#93 [00:17] <dopeghoti> I just use /usr/games/bin/rot13 on another terminal
#94 [00:17] <mib_t1xg33> im confused are alien ware computers laptops good for minecraft
#95 [00:17] <Kealper> how does it work? just rot13 and then the text to convert inside the cli params?
#96 [00:18] <mib_n2jmog> im on linux and the free version does not work
#97 [00:18] <AG_Scott> mib_n2jmog: I can play Minecraft on my cheap Dell laptop.
#98 [00:18] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: if you pay $3000 for a laptop, it's going to run just about everything
#99 [00:18] <Kealper> at once
#100 [00:18] <AG_Scott> oops
#101 [00:18] <AG_Scott> wrong guy
#102 [00:18] <knyrf> dopeghoti: alias rot13="tr '[A-Za-z]' '[N-ZA-Mn-za-m]'"
#103 [00:18] <AG_Scott> mib_n2jmog: What distro?
#104 [00:19] <dopeghoti> knyrf: `cat foo.txt | rot13` or `echo "foo" | rot13`
#105 [00:19] <mib_n2jmog> fedora
#106 [00:19] <AG_Scott> Do you have Sun Java or OpenJDK?
#107 [00:19] <knyrf> dopeghoti: would work just the same
#108 [00:19] <mib_t1xg33> AG_Scott im running a new windows 7 dell laptop and i lag
#109 [00:19] <mib_t1xg33> thats wat i want to stop
#110 [00:19] <AG_Scott> "new windows 7 dell laptop"
#111 [00:20] <dopeghoti> ??> mib_t1xg33 win/dxdiag
#112 [00:20] <AG_Scott> Windows 7 can run on crap hardware.
#113 [00:20] <mib_t1xg33> yea wat about
#114 [00:20] <VoxelHead> mib_t1xg33: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#115 [00:20] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: what sort of lag?
#116 [00:20] <VoxelHead> mib_t1xg33: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#117 [00:20] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: is it choppy to play or delayed to play?
#118 [00:20] <mib_t1xg33> wen i move or turn its choppy
#119 [00:21] <knyrf> Please follow the instructions VoxelHead just gave you
#120 [00:21] <AG_Scott> well fine :(
#121 [00:21] <AG_Scott> I was going to help him
#122 [00:22] <mib_t1xg33> how do i copy it into pastebin
#123 [00:22] <mib_t1xg33> \or how do i open the file
#124 [00:22] <mib_t1xg33> and coopy it
#125 [00:22] <knyrf> Uh, double click on it
#126 [00:23] <mib_t1xg33> on wat
#127 [00:23] <knyrf> The file...
#128 [00:23] <mib_t1xg33> where is the file
#129 [00:23] <knyrf> then, you select everything in it and copy it..and you go to pastebin...and you pastebin it
#130 [00:23] <knyrf> it's whereever you saved it...
#131 [00:24] * Kealper looks at his watch
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#132 [00:24] <mib_t1xg33> http://pastebin.com/LE1k23JU
#133 [00:24] <crow> http://paste.ubuntu.com/627066/ (repasted for mib_t1xg33)
#134 [00:24] * knyrf kicked crow from #minecrafthelp (Reason: crow)
#135 [00:25] <knyrf> Uh, yeah
#136 [00:25] <Kealper> that was both awesome, and dumb at the same time
#137 [00:25] <knyrf> It's not really going to run well on that, it's got crappy Intel graphics
#138 [00:25] <dr_bibble> after the free version loads the packages it turns black. i have java
#139 [00:25] <knyrf> As I said before, just turn down the video settings
#140 [00:25] * knyrf pokes AG_Scott
#140 [00:25] <AG_Scott> is that the same guy?
#141 [00:25] <knyrf> Yes
#142 [00:25] <AG_Scott> dr_bibble: fedora right?
#143 [00:25] <dr_bibble> yes
#144 [00:26] <AG_Scott> Do you have Sun Java or OpenJDK?
#145 [00:26] <dr_bibble> no
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#147 [00:26] <AG_Scott> no?
#148 [00:26] <mib_t1xg33> how i dont understand how to turn down the video settings can u give step by step instructions
#149 [00:26] <AG_Scott> That wasn't a yes or no question.
#150 [00:26] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: start the game
#151 [00:26] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: press Esc
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#153 [00:26] <dr_bibble> i dont have sun java or openJDK
#154 [00:27] <AG_Scott> You just said you have java.
#155 [00:27] <AG_Scott> what do you have then?
#156 [00:27] <dr_bibble> i have version six 18
#157 [00:27] <AG_Scott> Actually, just open a terminal and type "java -version" without quotes and pastebin the output.
#158 [00:27] <mib_t1xg33> im at settings but what do i put them to
#159 [00:27] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: "Fast" and "Small"
#160 [00:28] <dr_bibble> OK
#161 [00:28] <mib_t1xg33> small u mean render distance and its tiny not small then
#162 [00:28] <AG_Scott> Okay you know what
#163 [00:28] <AG_Scott> screw it.
#164 [00:28] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: oh, might be called Short
#165 [00:28] <AG_Scott> i'm not helping this guy D:
#166 [00:28] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: Tiny is too tiny
#167 [00:28] <mib_t1xg33> k then wat
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#169 [00:29] <Kealper> if he's on linux then he has tabbed browsing, why does he keep closing the stupid page
#170 [00:29] <knyrf> Kealper: Terminal != browser
#171 [00:30] <mib_t1xg33> still choppy
#172 [00:30] <AG_Scott> Not all linux users are smart.
#173 [00:30] <Kealper> i just meant he isn't going to have IE on there lol
#174 [00:30] <Kealper> IE6**
#175 [00:30] <mib_t1xg33> IE6?
#176 [00:30] <Kealper> so his browser should support tabs....because like....every one of them except Lynx (for obvious reasons) have tabs ._.
#177 [00:30] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: not talking about you
#178 [00:30] <mib_t1xg33> oh then can u help me
#179 [00:31] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: if it's still choppy then you are stuck with choppy
#180 [00:31] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: because there is no setting it down further, it sounds like it might be time for a new computer
#181 [00:31] <mib_t1xg33> so do you recoment using a desktop and not a laptoc
#182 [00:31] <mib_t1xg33> laptop*
#183 [00:31] <Kealper> mib_t1xg33: i'd always recommend a desktop computer for games
#184 [00:31] <Kealper> laptops are not as powerful, because if they were, they would have like 15 minute battery life
#185 [00:32] <knyrf> And generate too much heat to cool in a small plastic case
#186 [00:32] <mib_t1xg33> kk so thats the prob but i gattta go to bed got finals tomorrow u ganna be on tomorrow
#187 [00:32] <knyrf> Instead, it's a large plastic (or metal) case
#188 [00:32] <Kealper> going to* and yes, we're always here
#189 [00:32] <mib_t1xg33> how do you ever sleep
#190 [00:32] <Kealper> by going in to our beds?
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#192 [00:32] <mib_t1xg33> so the how are you always here
#193 [00:33] <Kealper> not literally always here.... y u no use brain
#194 [00:33] <valdorian1992> hello?
#195 [00:33] * Kealper hides
#195 [00:33] <GreyVulpine> We tag team. Some of us have body stunt doubles
#196 [00:33] <dopeghoti> Some of us have double-stunt bodies.
#197 [00:33] <mib_t1xg33> are you real people
#198 [00:33] <GreyVulpine> We're all bots
#199 [00:33] <Kealper> no, we're computer programs
#200 [00:33] <VoxelHead> and some of us *are* machines.
#201 [00:34] <AG_Scott> hey Kealper http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9631803/ie6.png
#202 [00:34] <mib_t1xg33> even xales
#203 [00:34] <mib_t1xg33> ?
#204 [00:34] <Kealper> also valdorian1992 if you just told me, i could have set you as a VIP so you got the /item command lol
#205 [00:34] <mib_t1xg33> is even xales a robot?
#206 [00:35] <Kealper> AG_Scott: i hate you
#207 [00:35] <Kealper> lol
#208 [00:35] <AndrewPH> yes xales is an robot
#209 [00:35] <AndrewPH> i are robut too
#210 [00:35] <mib_t1xg33> now m y life is ruined i cant be friends wit a robot
#211 [00:35] <valdorian1992> well i wasnt sure lol
#212 [00:35] <valdorian1992> didnt want to ask too much
#213 [00:36] <dopeghoti> AG_Scott: not as impressive as the IE-in-WINE screenshot of WGA validating Ubuntu as a Genuine Windows installation.
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#215 [00:36] <mib_t1xg33> do you robots have emotions
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#217 [00:36] <Kealper> valdorian1992: well, it's your choice lol, if you wanted your own server i could give you info on how to get it up and running, but if you just wanted to spawn your own stuff to do a creative-build thing on mine, then i could make you both VIPs
#218 [00:36] <AG_Scott> mib_t1xg33: I'm about to kick you.
#219 [00:37] * Kealper coughs
#219 [00:37] <mib_t1xg33> y wat did i do lol can u tell me wat i did before you kick me so i know not to do it agian
#220 [00:37] <AndrewPH> what the hell did you just say
#221 [00:37] <AG_Scott> The robot crap.
#222 [00:37] <AG_Scott> It gets old.
#223 [00:37] <AG_Scott> and it's not funny.
#224 [00:37] <mib_t1xg33> you just told me ur all programs and machines i thought you were seriuse i wasnt joking
#225 [00:38] <AG_Scott> Then your being on the internet is dangerous to yourself.
#226 [00:38] <dopeghoti> okay, seriously, how could you possibly misspell 'serious' like that without being deliberately obtuse?
#227 [00:38] <mib_t1xg33> so does that mean xales is a real person
#228 [00:39] * AG_Scott facepalms.
#228 [00:39] <mib_t1xg33> lmao i love you guys
#229 [00:40] <Kealper> ._.
#230 [00:40] <mib_t1xg33> lol
#231 [00:40] <dopeghoti> "No, xales is a fake person."
#232 [00:40] <AndrewPH> im seriuse
#233 [00:40] <mib_t1xg33> now my life is ruined agian
#234 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> vry srs
#235 [00:41] <mib_t1xg33> wattta bout AG_Scott
#236 [00:41] <dopeghoti> ??> GreyVulpine dont/tweet
#237 [00:41] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#238 [00:42] <SinZ> y r u like that dopeghoti?
#239 [00:42] * Kealper stabs SinZ
#239 [00:42] <SinZ> o i c
#240 [00:42] <Kealper> !stab SinZ
#241 [00:42] <mib_t1xg33> does anyone here wanna play black ops on xbox wit me tomorrow
#242 [00:42] <Kealper> aubot, i hate you
#243 [00:43] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#244 [00:43] <SinZ> what about now mib_t1xg33
#245 [00:43] <AndrewPH> It's a cat that shits rainbows, like in black ops
#246 [00:43] <Kealper> !load mod_bot
#247 [00:43] <Kealper> stupid useless bot
#248 [00:43] <Kealper> !stab SinZ
#249 [00:43] * SinZ respawns and kills Kealper with a tray.
#249 [00:43] <Kealper> D:
#250 [00:43] <VoxelHead> Ooh, can I get violent too?
#251 [00:43] <Kealper> yes, vox
#252 [00:44] <mib_t1xg33> AuBot are you a robot
#253 [00:44] <mib_t1xg33> do you have emotions
#254 [00:44] <mib_t1xg33> can we be friends
#255 [00:44] <SinZ> AuBot: if i killed your brother, would you be angry of any sort?
#256 [00:45] <AndrewPH> is aubot a bott?!?!?
#257 [00:45] <mib_t1xg33> SinZ he has no emotions
#258 [00:45] <Kealper> right then
#259 [00:45] <SinZ> =P
#260 [00:45] <mib_t1xg33> can we be friends AUBot
#261 [00:46] <mib_t1xg33> ill be back tomoorow as VizioN so ttyl
#262 [00:47] <AG_Scott> /mode +b VizioN!*@*
#263 [00:47] <dopeghoti> heh
#264 [00:47] <VoxelHead> =)
#265 [00:47] <dopeghoti> nah, +q'd be plenty
#266 [00:48] <AG_Scott> We're horrible people.
#267 [00:48] <AG_Scott> That's probably some 10 year old.
#268 [00:48] <Kealper> ^
#269 [00:48] <Kealper> i @'d you so you'd kick him, you have failed me D:<
#270 [00:50] <AG_Scott> :<
#271 [00:51] <VoxelHead> I like him
#272 [00:51] <Kealper> or did that mode change get lost amidst the dumb? lol
#273 [00:51] * dopeghoti givex VoxelHead a cookie
#273 [00:52] <Kealper> lol
#274 [00:52] * dopeghoti gives VoxelHead a cookie
#274 [00:52] <VoxelHead> my favourite!
#275 [00:52] <Kealper> IE was based on Mosaic? didn't know that
#276 [00:54] <dopeghoti> IE was based on Netscape was based on Mosiac.
#277 [00:54] <dopeghoti> (was based on links2 was based on lynx)
#278 [00:54] <Kealper> oh...so then it's not really based directly on Mosaic then....
#279 [00:55] * Kealper has had his faith in Mosaic restored
#279 [00:56] <dopeghoti> Kealper: IE is based on Mosiac in the same manner that Windows is based on the premise of being an operating system, in that developers at MS saw one, once.
#280 [00:56] <genshou> apparently tall grass can spawn on dirt
#281 [00:57] <Kealper> oh, even better lol
#282 [01:03] <genshou> Also, the gargamel seed seems to be more epic with the various 1.6 world gen updates, or at least I don't remember these two waterfalls being so BIG
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#299 [01:59] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go ),:
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#301 [02:00] <broklyn> could anyone on here help me?
#302 [02:03] <dopeghoti> ?? ask
#303 [02:03] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#304 [02:03] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#305 [02:04] <broklyn> sorry, i dont usually use one of these..
#306 [02:04] <broklyn> but anyways,
#307 [02:04] <broklyn> it wont let me onto multiplayer and keeps saying the java socket exception has timed out..?
#308 [02:05] <dopeghoti> broklyn: try this server:
#309 [02:05] <dopeghoti> ?? smp/servers/specific
#310 [02:05] <VoxelHead> smp/servers/specific: Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#311 [02:05] <broklyn> what do i do with it? :S
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#313 [02:05] <dopeghoti> broklyn: try to connect to it.
#314 [02:06] <broklyn> i tried..
#315 [02:06] <dopeghoti> did it work?
#316 [02:06] <broklyn> nope
#317 [02:06] <dopeghoti> same error?
#318 [02:07] <broklyn> i copy and pasted it, but it came up with unknown host
#319 [02:07] <dopeghoti> did you copy a dot after the 'net'?
#320 [02:07] <broklyn> it worked
#321 [02:08] <dopeghoti> okay, then the problem is the other server you're trying to connect to.
#322 [02:08] <dopeghoti> There's nothing we can do about that from here.
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#324 [02:08] <broklyn> i sent the admin/creater person of the server an email telling him what was up with it.. He can restart it and it should be fine right?
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#326 [02:09] <VoxelHead> mmm ulair
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#329 [02:17] <snow> hey
#330 [02:17] <snow> I need some help please
#331 [02:17] <dopeghoti> ??> snow help
#332 [02:17] <VoxelHead> snow: (help) To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#333 [02:17] <snow> With A Records
#334 [02:17] <VoxelHead> snow: (help) For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#335 [02:17] <dopeghoti> broklyn: possibly.
#336 [02:17] <dopeghoti> snow: care to be more specific?
#337 [02:18] <snow> I purchased a windows VPS + a Domain and I setup the A Record mc.mydomain.com to point at my server IP
#338 [02:18] <snow> But its not connecting through
#339 [02:18] <dopeghoti> how long ago did you set the A record?
#340 [02:18] <snow> Also, I am using McMyAdmin, so can someone help me configure that maybe>
#341 [02:18] <snow> And about 8 hours ago
#342 [02:18] <dopeghoti> AND changes take up to three days to fully propogate.
#343 [02:18] <dopeghoti> er
#344 [02:18] <dopeghoti> DNS changes rather
#345 [02:19] <dopeghoti> McMyAdmin, I cannot help you with
#346 [02:19] <snow> So it is not a McMyAdmin issue?
#347 [02:19] <dopeghoti> let's find out. what's the FQDN in question?
#348 [02:19] <snow> FQDN ?
#349 [02:19] <snow> Oh haha
#350 [02:19] <snow> its working now
#351 [02:20] <VoxelHead> i told you that you would would rue the day when you messed with VoxelHead... now begin your rueing... i'll just sit here and watch.
#352 [02:20] <snow> Whats the luck of that
#353 [02:20] <dopeghoti> That'll be €8 please.
#354 [02:20] <dopeghoti> (FQDN: Fully-Qualified Domain Name)
#355 [02:20] <snow> lol
#356 [02:20] <snow> I could use 10 euros for a mcmyadmin licenze
#357 [02:20] <snow> license
#358 [02:20] <snow> I got too many players
#359 [02:20] <snow> lol
#360 [02:22] * dopeghoti does just fine with no plugins, and the whitelist, TYVM ☻
#360 [02:24] <AG_Scott> It's well worth the $10 GBP
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#362 [02:27] <dopeghoti> AG_Scott: Not unless it works with Vanilla Minecraft, it isn't.
#363 [02:27] <AG_Scott> It does
#364 [02:27] <AG_Scott> it's just a wrapper
#365 [02:27] <Kealper> ^
#366 [02:27] <Kealper> it's like what mine is...but on crack
#367 [02:28] <AG_Scott> We use it.
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#369 [02:28] <Kealper> and it has a super smexy web UI
#370 [02:29] <snow> Wait
#371 [02:29] <snow> Does anyone know why McMyAdmin only writes to the Global files?
#372 [02:29] <Kealper> wut
#373 [02:29] <snow> It doesnt write to the world users files..
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#375 [02:30] <snow> When I move someone in groups, it never right to the user file in the world folder where all the nodes are attached
#376 [02:30] <snow> Adding nodes in the global file I concluded does nothing at all
#377 [02:30] <snow> Anyway to fix this issue?
#378 [02:32] <snow> Anyone having this issue
#379 [02:33] <dopeghoti> snow: sorry, I don't use McMyAdmin
#380 [02:33] <snow> Dang
#381 [02:36] <snow> I really need this issue fixed, its a bloody plain
#382 [02:36] <snow> pain*
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#386 [02:52] <lemon-rev> snow
#387 [02:52] <lemon-rev> use one of the other mod channels
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#391 [03:10] <mib_khh4tb> i bought minecraft it said i need to upgrade my video card how would i go about doing that
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#393 [03:11] <mib_khh4tb> how do i upgrad my video card
#394 [03:11] <Kealper> uhh
#395 [03:11] <Kealper> upgrade your video card or your graphics drivers?
#396 [03:12] <mib_khh4tb> video card
#397 [03:12] <Kealper> that depends on the computer....but it would involve buying a new video card
#398 [03:13] <mib_khh4tb> would i have to take my computer apart to install it
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#400 [03:13] <Kealper> yes
#401 [03:14] <mib_khh4tb> could i take it to a computer store would they install it
#402 [03:14] <Kealper> so if you are sure you need a new video card, and are unsure about installing it, or what one you should buy, then you should consult a local computer nerd or a local computer shop
#403 [03:14] <mib_khh4tb> thanks
#404 [03:15] * Kealper tips his hat
#404 [03:16] <mib_khh4tb> it says minecraft could not find a open gl mode
#405 [03:16] <mib_khh4tb> do you know anything about that
#406 [03:16] <dopeghoti> ?? win/dxdiag
#407 [03:16] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#408 [03:16] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#414 [03:25] <_8Bit> Hi
#415 [03:25] <dopeghoti> morning
#416 [03:25] <_8Bit> How do I login on the RC I did the nickserv register thing
#417 [03:26] <_8Bit> And I know my password
#418 [03:26] <_8Bit> What is the command to login
#419 [03:26] <dopeghoti> 'the RC'?
#420 [03:26] <dopeghoti> oh… "/msg MickServ identify yourname yourpassword"
#421 [03:27] <_8Bit> cThanks
#422 [03:27] <dopeghoti> \o
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#425 [03:31] <Anthrophobic> <@dopeghoti> oh… "/msg MickServ identify yourname yourpassword"
#426 [03:31] <Anthrophobic> nickserv*
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#429 [03:33] <relsqui> lol
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#431 [03:38] <mib_azc4ai> hello, need help with purchasing minecraft. i've bought minecraft before with a debit card and i'm planning to use the same card to buy it again for my sister. that way we can play multiplayer. this time the transaction fails stating that it can cannot convert my payment into euros. (live in the u.s.) how can this be when it successfully has done once before?
#432 [03:39] <Kealper> are you using the same payment processor as before?
#433 [03:39] <mib_azc4ai> yes
#434 [03:40] <Kealper> hmm
#435 [03:40] <Kealper> what one?
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#437 [03:40] <dopeghoti> Your bank may have changed its policies. Perhaps try using PayPal?
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#439 [03:41] <Kealper> try using paypal as a middleman for the debit card
#440 [03:42] <mib_azc4ai> ok thanks for the help
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#442 [03:45] <Awesomeness> I'm back
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#447 [04:04] <McPlusPlus> [Mojang-blog] Demonstration Video of Minecraft Piston Blocks (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/sLAFqW
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#458 [05:12] <raisin> i need help whit my game running...
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#460 [05:17] <mib_hkfpg9> Hello
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#462 [05:17] <mib_hkfpg9> hello
#463 [05:18] <dopeghoti> morning.
#464 [05:18] <mib_hkfpg9> hey i need some help can you help me?
#465 [05:18] <dopeghoti> only if you tell me what you need help with.
#466 [05:19] <mib_hkfpg9> I recently i Bought Minecraft and i downloaded the Beta and i had the Cracked Verison like the Launcher and that worked like the OpenGL worked and stuff but when i use the Retail Minecraft It Says OpenGL is turned off even tho its turned on the Browser Minecraft works just not the Beta Launcher Any Advise?
#467 [05:20] <dopeghoti> first, try this:
#468 [05:20] <dopeghoti> ?? win/profile
#469 [05:20] <VoxelHead> win/profile: It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#470 [05:20] <VoxelHead> win/profile: Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#471 [05:20] <dopeghoti> it's possible the crack you were using broke things.
#472 [05:21] <dopeghoti> Also, could you tell me your Minecraft account name please?
#473 [05:21] <mib_hkfpg9> wait are you a Minecraft Employee?
#474 [05:21] <dopeghoti> I am not.
#475 [05:21] <mib_hkfpg9> Then y do you need my Minecraft Acc.?
#476 [05:21] <dopeghoti> I don't want the password; just the account name.
#477 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> Richardsondd why? lol
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#479 [05:22] <dopeghoti> !paid richardsondd
#480 [05:22] <dopeghoti> mmm-hmm.
#481 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> oh oops
#482 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> RichardsonxD
#483 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> srry lol
#484 [05:22] <dopeghoti> !paid richardsonxd
#485 [05:22] <dopeghoti> okay, just checking
#486 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> lol ya
#487 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> uhh hmm
#488 [05:22] <mib_hkfpg9> ya ill try that and get back you on that
#489 [05:22] <dopeghoti> so, again: try what VoxelHead said.
#490 [05:23] <dopeghoti> we'll be here.
#491 [05:23] <mib_hkfpg9> Alright Thanks Brb..
#492 [05:23] <mib_hkfpg9> !paid richardsonxD
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#494 [05:24] <mib_hkfpg9> are there any Minecraft Employees in here like through out the whole thing?
#495 [05:24] <YaMeZ> If there were theyd probably be in the official channel
#496 [05:24] <dopeghoti> Generally no; #minecrafthelp is community-run volunteer support.
#497 [05:24] <YaMeZ> And they would mostly lay low I would assume unless asking for help
#498 [05:25] <YaMeZ> Has anyone ever experienced a normally wet biome freezing over?
#499 [05:25] <dopeghoti> YaMeZ: I have not, but if the terrain generator changed it might be calculating a snow biome for weather on what was once another biome.
#500 [05:26] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Or if the worldseed magically changed/was corrupted.
#501 [05:26] <YaMeZ> Dopeg: Well I started a world in 1.6.6 and I still have the same version and suddenly areas area snowing
#502 [05:26] <YaMeZ> Well not snowing, freezing
#503 [05:26] <YaMeZ> hmm, is there a way to recover seeds from previous backups?
#504 [05:27] <dopeghoti> The only hopothesis I have is luke's: a changed or corrupted worldseed.
#505 [05:27] <YaMeZ> Sounds about right, how would I go about restoring it?
#506 [05:28] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :It's in the main world file.
#507 [05:28] <dopeghoti> do you have backups of your world?
#508 [05:28] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Whatever it's called.
#509 [05:28] <dopeghoti> restore an old copy of level.dat
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#511 [05:28] <YaMeZ> Ah I see, maybe i can do a diff on it to see if it actualyl changed
#512 [05:29] <YaMeZ> Oh also, would that mean that if I generated any new chunks, they would be strange?
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#515 [05:30] <dopeghoti> they's not "line up" with existing terrain, if that's what you mean.
#516 [05:30] <dopeghoti> http://minecraft.hfbgaming.com/#/-98/64/933/max/mcmapLighting ← kind of like this.
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#519 [05:32] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :O.o
#520 [05:32] <dopeghoti> ⁇
#521 [05:36] <mib_hkfpg9> ok
#522 [05:36] <mib_hkfpg9> i got this
#523 [05:36] <mib_hkfpg9> well hold on......
#524 [05:37] <dopeghoti> uh
#525 [05:37] <dopeghoti> use pastebin if you have a long error log
#526 [05:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :dopeghoti: I hope he doesn't use mibpaste, and isn't that your away nick?
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#528 [05:39] <dopeghoti> lukegb: that's because I've been meaning to get the last bit of work I need to get done, done; and go to bed. for the past four hours.
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#530 [05:39] <Chrysler> :>
#531 [05:41] <YaMeZ> Yep turns out the level.dat was different from the backups
#532 [05:41] <YaMeZ> which doesnt make any sense
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#534 [05:42] <Chrysler> So, extensive search of the internet and multpile chats here. Minecraft still does not work. I am going crazy here. My launcher freezes up the OS before opening the Minecraft Launcher in the TASK BAR ONLY. Here is my DxDiag http://pastebin.com/Die6iBxz Also everything is uptodate.
#535 [05:42] <mib_hkfpg9> Ok so like i said The Cracked Laucher worked but Paid Beta doesnt work.... i get this
#536 [05:42] <mib_hkfpg9> http://mibpaste.com/8tLgg4
#537 [05:42] <Chrysler> Mine issue also mlb_hkfpg9
#538 [05:43] <dopeghoti> ??> mib_hkfpg9 win/dxdiag
#539 [05:43] <Chrysler> I have a cracked launcher that also works
#540 [05:43] <mib_hkfpg9> How do i fix?
#541 [05:43] <VoxelHead> mib_hkfpg9: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#542 [05:43] <VoxelHead> mib_hkfpg9: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#543 [05:43] <dopeghoti> ??> Chrysler cpu/intel
#544 [05:43] <dopeghoti> ??> Chrysler gpu/intel
#545 [05:43] <VoxelHead> Chrysler: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#546 [05:43] <Chrysler> Sigh
#547 [05:43] <lemon-rev> dopeghoti chrysler i have tryed helping via teamviewer i cant get it to run on his machine i dont know if you can help dude
#548 [05:44] <Chrysler> Intel says my shit dont exist
#549 [05:44] <lemon-rev> dopeghoti it works with the crkd version of the game too
#550 [05:44] <Chrysler> Comes up on there sight then says its not compatible
#551 [05:44] <dopeghoti> hmm, that's interesting.
#552 [05:44] <Chrysler> And the cracked version works
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#554 [05:44] <dopeghoti> that's also interesting
#555 [05:44] <lemon-rev> yup, i seen it run :)
#556 [05:44] <YaMeZ> Hey, since I restored my lvl dat.. would the ice that grew melt?
#557 [05:44] <Chrysler> Thats what everyone says
#558 [05:45] <Chrysler> :>
#559 [05:45] <mib_hkfpg9> VoxelHead
#560 [05:45] <dopeghoti> mib_hkfpg9: did you get that same error under the new Windows user?
#561 [05:45] <mib_hkfpg9> too large
#562 [05:45] <mib_hkfpg9> ya
#563 [05:45] <ikke> can someone help me with minecraft
#564 [05:45] <ikke> please
#565 [05:45] <dopeghoti> ??> ikke ask
#566 [05:45] <VoxelHead> ikke: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#567 [05:45] <VoxelHead> ikke: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#568 [05:45] <ikke> ok
#569 [05:45] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: do you have Win7 SP1 installed yet?
#570 [05:45] <mib_hkfpg9> Here Voxel
#571 [05:46] <mib_hkfpg9> http://mibpaste.com/1JgTtm
#572 [05:46] <ikke> i cant make fire and stuff by minecraft
#573 [05:46] <ikke> no picks
#574 [05:46] <ikke> no crafttable
#575 [05:46] <ikke> no furnace
#576 [05:46] <Chrysler> Hmm
#577 [05:47] <ikke> nothing
#578 [05:47] <mib_hkfpg9> VoxelHead What do i download at that website.??
#579 [05:47] <dopeghoti> mib_hkfpg9: Chrysler: I have seen removing and reinstalling the video drivers fix that error before.
#580 [05:47] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: you might have to go to dell.com/support if the generic Intel drivers aren't working for you.
#581 [05:47] <mib_hkfpg9> what should i download for the graphicS?
#582 [05:47] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: (you did say it was a Dell, right?)
#583 [05:48] <dopeghoti> mib_hkfpg9: what brand is your laptop?
#584 [05:48] <Chrysler> HP
#585 [05:48] <ikke> i have the best pc here a windows vista
#586 [05:48] <mib_hkfpg9> i have
#587 [05:48] <ikke> laptop
#588 [05:48] <Chrysler> Vista is garbage
#589 [05:48] <ikke> oh je
#590 [05:48] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: okay, HP then, not sure why I had Dell in mind.
#591 [05:48] <Chrysler> Anyways no it doesnt look like Sp1 is installed
#592 [05:48] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: try that
#593 [05:48] <ikke> sp1
#594 [05:48] <Chrysler> Would that really make a difference?
#595 [05:48] <mib_hkfpg9> i have a Dell Laptop with Celeron for Intel
#596 [05:48] <ikke> what is SP1
#597 [05:48] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: it's fixed others' issues in the past
#598 [05:49] <Chrysler> ok
#599 [05:49] <dopeghoti> ikke: Service Pack 1
#600 [05:49] <Chrysler> Ill give it a go
#601 [05:49] <dopeghoti> Chrysler: good luck!
#602 [05:49] <mib_hkfpg9> dope do you need the model too?
#603 [05:49] <ikke> huh
#604 [05:49] <dopeghoti> mib_hkfpg9: no; go to www.dell.com/support and look for your computer's drivers there
#605 [05:49] <dopeghoti> ikke: could you rephrase the problem you're having? I"m not sure I understand exactly what your problem is.
#606 [05:49] <Chrysler> Yea...
#607 [05:50] <YaMeZ> Hey all. My level.dat was currupted and a few oceans froze over. I corrected it but the ice doesnt seem to melt. What would be the best tool to use to turn all ice into water?
#608 [05:50] <ikke> i cant make anything
#609 [05:50] <Chrysler> I will be back if it doesnt work lol
#610 [05:50] <ikke> i cant move
#611 [05:50] <mib_hkfpg9> what drivers do i download DopeGhoti?
#612 [05:50] <ikke> gggggrrrrrrrrrrr
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#614 [05:50] <ikke> and you call yourself a helping hand
#615 [05:50] <dopeghoti> YaMeZ: torches.
#616 [05:51] <dopeghoti> ikke: when you try to make things; waht happens exactly?
#617 [05:51] <YaMeZ> Ikke, could you please be more specific, i'm sure we can help out if you help us help you.
#618 [05:51] <YaMeZ> Dope: I meant more like a map editor or something. Something like a find and replace
#619 [05:51] <YaMeZ> Also, I cant seem to place torches on the ice
#620 [05:51] <ikke> i have no maps
#621 [05:52] <ikke> i have nothing there
#622 [05:52] <dopeghoti> YaMeZ: link to a map editor in the following from VoxelHead:
#623 [05:52] <dopeghoti> ??> YaMeZ nullsave
#624 [05:52] <VoxelHead> YaMeZ: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#625 [05:52] <ikke> i only can move
#626 [05:52] <VoxelHead> YaMeZ: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#627 [05:52] <YaMeZ> Oh thankyou!
#628 [05:52] <YaMeZ> Ikkie, have you tried creating a world?
#629 [05:52] <dopeghoti> ikke: you don't start with anything in your inventory; you have to obtain materials and build things.
#630 [05:54] <YaMeZ> Ikke, i'm not sure if you don't know how to play minecraft or are you having some technical difficulties?
#631 [05:54] <YaMeZ> What puzzles me is how you figured out how to get on IRC but not be able to play minecraft =S
#632 [05:55] <dopeghoti> *snrk*
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#634 [05:55] <lemon-rev> hahahahhaah
#635 [05:55] <lemon-rev> no youtube :P
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#638 [05:57] <RichardsonxD> ok so Voxel what drives do i need to download to get rid of the OPENGL thing cuz my cracked version work but not my beta paid verison
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#640 [05:57] <lemon-rev> richardsonxd voxel is a robot no living thing :P, it thinks it is :P
#641 [05:57] <dopeghoti> RichardsonxD: Just like I told you before; go to www.dell.com/support for your system's drivers
#642 [05:58] * VoxelHead is all offended and stuff
#642 [05:58] <lemon-rev> lol
#643 [05:58] <lemon-rev> hahahhahaha
#644 [05:58] <lemon-rev> vox, you are an idot :P
#645 [05:58] <VoxelHead> no, I'm a moron.
#646 [05:58] <lemon-rev> lol
#647 [05:58] <lemon-rev> i see
#648 [05:58] <VoxelHead> get your insults straight.
#649 [05:58] <lemon-rev> vox, you help others in channel thats good enough for us
#650 [05:58] <RichardsonxD> i know for the video cards?
#651 [05:58] <FUNK> EXCEPTION ACCESS VIOLATION i keep on getting this fatal error message and minecraft shuts down
#652 [05:58] <FUNK> WHAT DO I DO
#653 [05:59] * VoxelHead dances
#653 [05:59] <lemon-rev> funk anything about java ?
#654 [05:59] <dopeghoti> FUNK: that's usually an indication that either Java or your video drivers are broken. Reinstall first one; then the other.
#655 [05:59] <ulair> hi everyone
#656 [05:59] <RichardsonxD> Dope what drivers do i Download?
#657 [06:00] <FUNK> can i update through JAVA on my computer or should i go to the wbsite?? its only started doing this within the week =S
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#659 [06:00] <dopeghoti> RichardsonxD: the site will tell you once you have given it the information about your laptop. You want, specifically, the video drivers.
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#661 [06:00] <lemon-rev> funk remove java first, though control pannel / add/remove progrrams
#662 [06:00] <lemon-rev> then install java from java.com
#663 [06:00] <FUNK> ok then thanks ^^
#664 [06:01] <RichardsonxD> for video correct Dope?
#665 [06:01] <FUNK> ive got 3 javas D=
#666 [06:01] <dopeghoti> FUNK: that… might be related to the problem. Axe them all.
#667 [06:01] <dopeghoti> RichardsonxD: yes
#668 [06:01] <FUNK> thanks =D
#669 [06:02] <lemon-rev> funk remove all
#670 [06:02] <RichardsonxD> k
#671 [06:02] <lemon-rev> oopse
#672 [06:02] <lemon-rev> too late :(
#673 [06:02] <lemon-rev> lol
#674 [06:02] <FUNK> xD
#675 [06:02] <FUNK> i appreciate your concern :P
#676 [06:03] <FUNK> i cant uninstall them ¬¬ windows installer cannot be found or something like that
#677 [06:03] <RichardsonxD> what is better Intel or nVidia
#678 [06:03] <RichardsonxD> ?
#679 [06:03] <dopeghoti> RichardsonxD: your computer has in Intel GPU, so…
#680 [06:03] <RichardsonxD> ik im wondering whats a better graphic card
#681 [06:04] <lemon-rev> hum
#682 [06:04] <dopeghoti> FUNK: Ouch. That's Windows being broken. Uninstall any that you can, then go to C:\Program Files\ and remove any Java directories you see
#683 [06:04] <dopeghoti> _then_ reinstall Java
#684 [06:04] <dopeghoti> RichardsonxD: NVidia.
#685 [06:04] <RichardsonxD> really? hmm
#686 [06:04] <FUNK> riiiiiiiight k
#687 [06:04] <YaMeZ> or ATI
#688 [06:05] <RichardsonxD> ya i had a really good gaming computer with ATI i played wow with that and loved it :P
#689 [06:05] <dopeghoti> ATI's GPU drivers are unwholesome slavering beasts.
#690 [06:05] <YaMeZ> so I hear
#691 [06:06] <RichardsonxD> lol
#692 [06:06] <YaMeZ> but hardware wise they are a better deal than Nvidias stuff atm
#693 [06:06] <dopeghoti> "Catalyst" my eye. The only thing they catalyze is swap space usage.
#694 [06:06] <YaMeZ> I think...
#695 [06:06] <RichardsonxD> brb guys i gotta restart my computer brb
#696 [06:07] <FUNK> ok i managed to uninstall the latter two of the updates of my java, but the first one (update 7) just tells me that the uninstaller cannot be reached
#697 [06:08] <lemon-rev> funk dopeghoti told you to also get to the java directory and delte anything you see in there as well, aafter you do that could you try from the site and download from java.com ?
#698 [06:09] <FUNK> right ill try
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#703 [06:14] <Jaydenn> hey, my single player mode is going really really slow, can anyone help ?
#704 [06:14] <lemon-rev> jaydenn any mods ?
#705 [06:15] <Jaydenn> no, just brought the game and its really slow
#706 [06:15] <lemon-rev> windows / mac / linux ?
#707 [06:15] <Jaydenn> windows
#708 [06:15] <lemon-rev> ??> jaydenn win/dxdiag
#709 [06:15] <VoxelHead> jaydenn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#710 [06:15] <VoxelHead> jaydenn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#711 [06:16] <Jaydenn> i will try this, wait one second
#712 [06:16] <Jaydenn> now its frozon
#713 [06:17] <lemon-rev> jaydenn i ment your windows not minecraft :)
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#715 [06:17] <Jaydenn> oh okay, im doing this now
#716 [06:17] <lemon-rev> k
#717 [06:17] <RichardsonxD> i downloaded the drivers and its still not working suggestions?
#718 [06:18] <lemon-rev> ok richardsonxd did you have to reboot after isntalling your drivers / and which ones java ? or video
#719 [06:18] <Jaydenn> loading now :)
#720 [06:18] <lemon-rev> k
#721 [06:18] <RichardsonxD> ya and not java my Intel Graphics Accelerator
#722 [06:19] <lemon-rev> ??> RichardsonxD win/reinst
#723 [06:19] <VoxelHead> RichardsonxD: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#724 [06:19] <VoxelHead> RichardsonxD: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#725 [06:19] <Jaydenn> okay finished loading and i saved to desktop, what now ?
#726 [06:20] <lemon-rev> jaydenn please try and relaunch
#727 [06:20] <Jaydenn> relaunch minecraft ?
#728 [06:20] <lemon-rev> hm, well relaunch minecraft and tell us what happens
#729 [06:21] <Jaydenn> okay will do :)
#730 [06:21] <RichardsonxD> still not working D:
#731 [06:22] <lemon-rev> richardsonxd what are you seeing ?
#732 [06:22] <lemon-rev> explane more
#733 [06:22] <RichardsonxD> here
#734 [06:22] <lemon-rev> please
#735 [06:22] <RichardsonxD> Woah i got it to work
#736 [06:22] <lemon-rev> lol
#737 [06:22] <lemon-rev> enjoy richardsonxd
#738 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> i had to change something it the Display Properties ROFL
#739 [06:23] <lemon-rev> ok then
#740 [06:23] <lemon-rev> do you know what you changed
#741 [06:23] <lemon-rev> ?
#742 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> Ok thx everyone
#743 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> ya
#744 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> uhh
#745 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> then...
#746 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> right click srry
#747 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> then click properties
#748 [06:23] <RichardsonxD> then
#749 [06:24] <RichardsonxD> Settings
#750 [06:24] <RichardsonxD> Advanced
#751 [06:24] <lemon-rev> in one line please
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#754 [06:25] <xilef97> hello guys,
#755 [06:25] <RichardsonxD> Right click on desktop, Click Properties, Settings, Advanced, Click Troubleshooting tab, move the thing to the 3rd bar it should say Disable All DirectDraw And Direct3D
#756 [06:25] <peeves> can anyone help me because i keep getting a black screen when i loggin
#757 [06:25] <dopeghoti> ??> peeves win/reinst
#758 [06:25] <VoxelHead> peeves: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#759 [06:25] <VoxelHead> peeves: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#760 [06:25] <lemon-rev> ok richardsonxd enjoy yea
#761 [06:25] <RichardsonxD> rofl
#762 [06:25] <RichardsonxD> ok cya guys l8tr thanks for the Support
#763 [06:26] <xilef97> i bought a gift code and used it for my account (xilef97) but after about 1 week minecraft said that i´m no premium user... i tried a second gift code, but this also didn´t work. what can i do now???
#764 [06:26] <peeves> yeah i have tried deleting that stuff but doesnt work????
#765 [06:26] <lemon-rev> xilef97 please email support@mojang.com
#766 [06:27] <xilef97> ok, thanks
#767 [06:27] <peeves> ????
#768 [06:27] <dopeghoti> xilef97: where did you buy the gift codes?
#769 [06:28] <dopeghoti> ??> peeves win/profile
#770 [06:28] <VoxelHead> peeves: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#771 [06:28] <VoxelHead> peeves: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#772 [06:28] <Jaydenn> okay im back, it is not as slow but everynow and then like every 5 seconds or so it lags abit
#773 [06:28] <xilef97> a friend bought them at minecraft.net and sold one to me for a psc
#774 [06:28] <peeves> can anyone help cause i have deleted the files but still no work
#775 [06:28] <Jaydenn> but i have only done the bit where you save it to the desktop
#776 [06:29] <dopeghoti> ??> xilef97 account
#777 [06:29] <VoxelHead> xilef97: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#778 [06:29] <VoxelHead> xilef97: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#779 [06:29] <dopeghoti> peeves: you were just given some instructions. Follow them.
#780 [06:29] <peeves> thanks for help
#781 [06:29] <xilef97> VoxelHead: i wrote at the support one week ago, do they need so long?
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#783 [06:30] <Jaydenn> leamon-rev ?
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#785 [06:32] <lemon-rev> jaydenn what you mean you only did the bit where it saves to the desktop
#786 [06:33] <Jaydenn> before you said to press 2 keys then let it load and save it to the desktop
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#788 [06:34] <Jaydenn> ?
#789 [06:34] <lemon-rev> ok jaydenn you seem to have lost me, sorry ok now what have you got on your desktop and what did i try to tell you to do before you got me lost
#790 [06:37] <Jaydenn> it was the dxdiag thing
#791 [06:38] <lemon-rev> jaydenn ok, basicly get to your start menu and type in dxdiag save the file to the desktop goto pastebin.com and paste it submit it and it should give you a link paste the link in here and well see what happens from there
#792 [06:39] <Jaydenn> okay, isnt there like my information on that dxdiag though ?
#793 [06:40] <lemon-rev> yea for your computer not your ip
#794 [06:40] <Jaydenn> okay, i will try that now, thanks for the help by the way
#795 [06:40] <lemon-rev> jaydenn we are all here for help, ocasionally :P
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#797 [06:41] <Jaydenn> it is really really long by the way, is that how it is ment to be ?
#798 [06:41] <mib_dfie6e8> ??< mac/reinst
#799 [06:42] <lemon-rev> jaydenn thats why i told you to pasteb in
#800 [06:42] <Jaydenn> http://pastebin.com/H5A8KNjJ
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#802 [06:43] <Jaydenn> i did it, did you get the link ?
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#805 [06:44] <lemon-rev> yes
#806 [06:44] <lemon-rev> thankss
#807 [06:44] <lemon-rev> jaydenn your video cards are about a year old,
#808 [06:44] <Jaydenn> what dose this meaan ?
#809 [06:44] <lemon-rev> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/SearchResult.aspx?lang=eng&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Laptop+graphics+controllers&ProductProduct=Mobile+Intel%C2%AE+4+Series+Express+Chipset+Family < you might need to select windows 7
#810 [06:44] <lemon-rev> could mean difference of running the game or not
#811 [06:45] <Jaydenn> okay i will try this
#812 [06:45] <lemon-rev> k
#813 [06:45] <Jaydenn> which windows 7 one do i pick, there is about 50
#814 [06:48] <Jaydenn> would i need to pick windows 7 32-bit ?
#815 [06:48] <Jaydenn> home pre one ?
#816 [06:50] <Jaydenn> is this the one i need ? - http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=19936&ProdId=2991&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20Home%20Premium%2C%2032-bit%20version*&DownloadType=Drivers
#817 [06:51] <Jaydenn> lemon-rev ?
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#819 [07:02] <Jaydenn> thank you everyone who has helped, bye
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#821 [07:07] <lemon-rev> hm
#822 [07:07] <lemon-rev> dammmit
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#842 [07:51] <benben> morning! question for the pros+
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#844 [07:51] <Chrysler> Aaaaaaand nothing.
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#846 [07:53] <benben> i have copied some levels from minecraft world share and the everything's great. the last couple i copied won't drag from 7zip to the minecraft save folder. Don't know what changed. he wanted the level editor so i DLed .net3.5. could that have corrupted something?
#847 [07:54] * Lunamon pokes Chrysler
#847 [07:54] <benben> I think nothing has copied over after DL ing that....
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#850 [07:55] * Chrysler raises his eyebrow as the strange person leaves his eye sight
#850 [07:55] <ferminter> hello
#851 [07:55] <ferminter> i have a question
#852 [07:56] * Chrysler trips ferminter as he walks in the room
#852 [07:56] * Chrysler points and laughs
#852 [07:56] <Chrysler> I might try and help although I am no OP
#853 [07:56] <Chrysler> Ask away
#854 [07:56] <ferminter> do you also cant connect to minecraft
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#856 [07:56] <ferminter> when i press login then theres Cant connect to minecraft.net
#857 [07:57] <loupgaroublanc> i have the same problem
#858 [07:57] <Chrysler> Yeah maybe the server is down
#859 [07:57] <Chrysler> From what I heard it goes down quiet often
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#861 [07:58] <Chrysler> Give it a few minutes and try again
#862 [07:58] * Chrysler see Lunamon peeking from around the corner and squints.
#862 [08:00] <ferminter> ok thx it works
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#866 [08:05] <Diamanden> I just bought the game but can't log in, can someone help me?
#867 [08:06] <Chrysler> No OP here
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#869 [08:08] <liam_lao> what do i do when i open minecraft.exe and nothing happens?
#870 [08:09] <Chrysler> You wait for OP
#871 [08:09] <Chrysler> Does it open in the task bar?
#872 [08:09] <Diamanden> It says User not premium
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#874 [08:10] <lemon-rev> chrysler did you get your brought vers to rowk ?
#875 [08:10] <Chrysler> No
#876 [08:10] <lemon-rev> oh
#877 [08:10] <Chrysler> I did not
#878 [08:10] <lemon-rev> i see
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#880 [08:10] <VizioN> hey
#881 [08:10] <liam_lao> not even, can't see it running on task manager
#882 [08:10] <Chrysler> Its in the manager and the task bar but not on screen
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#884 [08:11] <liam_lao> nope, it's not on the manager, not on the screen
#885 [08:11] <liam_lao> it doesn't respond at all
#886 [08:11] <VizioN> is knyrf here?'
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#888 [08:11] * Chrysler points to the idlers
#888 [08:12] <VizioN> does that mean no
#889 [08:12] <Chrysler> Mh
#890 [08:12] <Chrysler> m
#891 [08:12] <Chrysler> Yes
#892 [08:12] <massie> anybody has problems to login (connect to minecraft.net) ?
#893 [08:12] <lemon-rev> massie it could be there servers i belive its just a little slow
#894 [08:12] <VizioN> wats an idlers
#895 [08:12] <Chrysler> Servers
#896 [08:12] <Chrysler> Means they are AFK for a very long time
#897 [08:13] <VizioN> wens he goin be back
#898 [08:13] <Chrysler> Ir set their status to afk
#899 [08:13] <Chrysler> Idk
#900 [08:13] <massie> hmm k ill keep trying
#901 [08:13] <lemon-rev> vizion who knows
#902 [08:13] <Chrysler> LOL
#903 [08:13] <VizioN> are you guys robots
#904 [08:13] <lemon-rev> hahahah
#905 [08:13] <Chrysler> Do we act like robots
#906 [08:13] <Chrysler> Seriously
#907 [08:14] <lemon-rev> vizion look dude we are no ones keepers so we cant tell when people are back and whatnot
#908 [08:14] <liam_lao> does minecraft.exe usually do this? flat out not respond when it opens?
#909 [08:14] <Chrysler> I AM A COMPUTER I AM SMARTER THEN YOU...
#910 [08:14] <massie> lemon-rev it just logged in.. lol after 20min trying, going here and have 1 more try it works :S
#911 [08:14] <lemon-rev> massie np
#912 [08:14] <Chrysler> Liam_lao mine does
#913 [08:14] <Chrysler> Try playing in the browser
#914 [08:15] <VizioN> so wats up
#915 [08:15] <Chrysler> The sun
#916 [08:15] <liam_lao> i should try opening it there. thanks.
#917 [08:15] <Chrysler> I think...
#918 [08:15] <VizioN> facepalm
#919 [08:15] <Chrysler> yea it's up
#920 [08:16] <Chrysler> 8:15AM
#921 [08:16] <VizioN> oh i forgot that robots dont have emotion so they dont know "wats up"
#922 [08:16] <massie> have you guys seen the new pistons in the tut Jeb gave?
#923 [08:17] <Chrysler> I saw the video
#924 [08:17] <VizioN> yes lol jk dont know wat ur talkin bout
#925 [08:17] <massie> damm i liked the opening door :P
#926 [08:17] <Chrysler> That door/stairs was sweet as shit
#927 [08:18] <VizioN> are they ganna bring guns to minecraft
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#929 [08:18] <Chrysler> Minecraft coming to the 360
#930 [08:18] <VizioN> ik for kinect
#931 [08:18] <Chrysler> Under a different name (So we can be charged again)
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#933 [08:18] <Chrysler> Kinect is optional
#934 [08:18] <Kokuei> Question of the day: Minecraft login servers still down since Lulz?
#935 [08:18] <Chrysler> They must be
#936 [08:18] <Chrysler> your the 4th person in here
#937 [08:18] <VizioN> wen its comin out
#938 [08:18] <Chrysler> to ask
#939 [08:18] <massie> i really going to buy the 360minecraft :P
#940 [08:19] <frogzilla> can anyone else not get onto mincraft/
#941 [08:19] <Chrysler> Who knows, Minecraft was supposed to come out of Beta 11/11/11 but its gonna be longer then that
#942 [08:19] <VizioN> wen is the finished game coming out for the pc
#943 [08:19] <Chrysler> Later teh 11/11/11
#944 [08:19] <Chrysler> then*
#945 [08:19] <Chrysler> dec/ early next year
#946 [08:19] <massie> frogzilla i just had that problem, my nephes says: go to the website, login and than try again
#947 [08:20] <lemon-rev> http://twitter.com/#!/danfrisk < some feedback on twitter you might wanta read for those in the not know how of what is presenty going down
#948 [08:20] <frogzilla> okay thank you :)
#949 [08:20] <VizioN> oh lol so arnt they makin a new kind of nethjers but wit like floatin islends
#950 [08:20] <liam_lao> okay i think i've found my problem: java's messing up
#951 [08:20] <lemon-rev> liam add/remove programs from control pannel remove java, and reinstall via java.com
#952 [08:21] <Chrysler> That is what I thought Liam_lao
#953 [08:21] <massie> VizioN yea some Notch was already working on that
#954 [08:21] <VizioN> wats a notch
#955 [08:21] <Chrysler> not is the creator of Minecraft
#956 [08:21] <Chrysler> natch*
#957 [08:21] <Chrysler> wow
#958 [08:21] * Chrysler needs sleep
#958 [08:21] <Chrysler> Notch*
#959 [08:21] <lemon-rev> lol same
#960 [08:21] <massie> haha well i was going to say something else :P than some notch.. forget to delete the some (a)
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#962 [08:22] <Chrysler> Time zone Lemon-rev
#963 [08:22] <Chrysler> Is there a way to allocate more ram to java
#964 [08:22] <VizioN> Then y u say "some" notch
#965 [08:23] <liam_lao> thanks guys
#966 [08:23] <liam_lao> appreciate it
#967 [08:23] <Chrysler> Lemon-rev?
#968 [08:23] <massie> vizoin i just said, bucuz i forgot to DELETE the some
#969 [08:24] <VizioN> ik my cat turned the internet offf for a second and i never got that message
#970 [08:24] <massie> XD
#971 [08:25] <VizioN> lol
#972 [08:26] <VizioN> 54pmhjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
#973 [08:26] <VizioN> ^my cat typed that
#974 [08:26] <VizioN> and hit enter
#975 [08:26] <Awesomeness> Right..
#976 [08:26] <massie> thats awesome
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#978 [08:27] <VizioN> whos voxel head
#979 [08:27] <karlos> my sons world just disappeared off minecraft due to memory full?? Is there anyway to get this back or avoid it in the future.
#980 [08:28] <Chrysler> Voxelhead I am assuming is the head OP
#981 [08:28] <Awesomeness> you can insult voxelhead, he has no feelings
#982 [08:29] <Awesomeness> watch this
#983 [08:29] <VizioN> hes a robot?
#984 [08:29] <Awesomeness> vox, shut up.
#985 [08:29] <Chrysler> Lol
#986 [08:29] <VizioN> shouldnt u help karlos
#987 [08:29] <Awesomeness> can't
#988 [08:29] <Awesomeness> eating + watching anime
#989 [08:29] <Awesomeness> :3
#990 [08:29] <Chrysler> Lol
#991 [08:29] <VizioN> lmao
#992 [08:29] <Awesomeness> Freaking Voxel
#993 [08:29] <massie> karlos is he useing a texture pack?
#994 [08:30] <karlos> yes
#995 [08:30] <Chrysler> Dun DUN DUN
#996 [08:30] <massie> karlos HD?
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#998 [08:30] <karlos> does hd stand for high definition, if so i do not know
#999 [08:31] <VizioN> y is no one talkin
#1000 [08:31] <Chrysler> We are
#1001 [08:31] <massie> karlos yup. uhm hd packs use 4x more memory than the normal pack
#1002 [08:31] <massie> mayby thats the problem?
#1003 [08:31] <VizioN> lmao awesomness
#1004 [08:32] <Chrysler> Doesn't necessarily mean it is, but it could be.
#1005 [08:32] <massie> indeed
#1006 [08:32] <wilma> my minecraft launcher wont let me play <:'(
#1007 [08:32] <Chrysler> I can't fathom the reason this was created on java
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#1009 [08:33] <VizioN> yes
#1010 [08:33] <massie> wilma goto the website > login > try again
#1011 [08:33] <wilma> ok
#1012 [08:34] <Steve[cug]> anyone else running into authentication issues?
#1013 [08:34] <massie> yes i think its because of the slow servers.
#1014 [08:34] <massie> try logging to the website and than try again
#1015 [08:35] <videogamewonder> Hello, I am having a problem with my game, I see all of these annoying purple grids at sea level and on the beaches surrounding the water. Is there a problem with my copy?
#1016 [08:35] * mib_q7igwp [mib_q7igwp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1017 [08:35] <mib_q7igwp> .
#1018 [08:35] <mib_q7igwp> Damn it
#1019 [08:36] <VizioN> lol fail chrysler
#1020 [08:36] <Chrysler> I registerd
#1021 [08:36] <Chrysler> Stupid that i have to put a nick everytime
#1022 [08:36] <VizioN> i ahve to ggo but ill be back as VizioN again tonight
#1023 [08:37] <Chrysler> :>
#1024 [08:37] <Chrysler> Its a date then
#1025 [08:37] <wilma> YAY THANKS for the help (massie)
#1026 [08:37] <massie> wilma np
#1027 [08:37] <VizioN> lol kk 1o or 11 eastern time
#1028 [08:37] * Chrysler burps
#1028 [08:37] <Steve[cug]> massie: not sure what logging into the website will do. not like the launcher uses the browser cookies :(
#1029 [08:37] <Chrysler> Eastern here also
#1030 [08:38] <Steve[cug]> site == fine. launcher == fail
#1031 [08:38] * mib_zaxwyo [mib_zaxwyo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1032 [08:38] <massie> Steve[cug] dont know myself eather, but i think it will reconize your account faster?
#1033 [08:38] <Steve[cug]> nope
#1034 [08:38] <Chrysler> I read somewhere you need to be logged into the site in order to do ti
#1035 [08:38] <Chrysler> Anyways whatever problem she had is fixed
#1036 [08:38] <Steve[cug]> massie: logging into the site will just...log you into the site :-p
#1037 [08:38] <Chrysler> :P
#1038 [08:39] <Steve[cug]> the launcher initialtes a GET request every time you login
#1039 [08:39] <massie> yea but it worked for my, nephew and several others now
#1040 [08:39] <massie> t
#1041 [08:39] <massie> whys that?
#1042 [08:39] <Chrysler> Question since ive never been able to launch my exe
#1043 [08:39] <Chrysler> Is there a password when it launches the exe? or jsut a user name
#1044 [08:40] <Steve[cug]> if you are using web compressors it may help as the request would be cached, but the site uses a different auth mechanism :-p
#1045 [08:41] <Steve[cug]> massie: the only thing I could think of is that your bettering your chances by loggin into the site as whatever the backend DB is has to pull your account from the disk and cache it in memory in order to run the request
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#1047 [08:42] <massie> Steve[cug] i have no idea how the loggin system is made or how it works, just that this temporarly saves the problem for many players
#1048 [08:42] <quiggle> i have a problem with the payment
#1049 [08:43] <quiggle> can someone help me?
#1050 [08:43] <massie> solves*
#1051 [08:43] <quiggle> pls
#1052 [08:43] <Steve[cug]> massie: :-p
#1053 [08:44] <quiggle> Can someone help me with my payment problem?
#1054 [08:44] <quiggle> :)
#1055 [08:45] <massie> quiggle sorry i cant help you with that, im just a random minecraft player
#1056 [08:45] <massie> :P
#1057 [08:45] <quiggle> :((
#1058 [08:45] <quiggle> but
#1059 [08:45] <quiggle> how did u bought the game?
#1060 [08:46] <quiggle> bank transfer ?
#1061 [08:46] * Chrysler [Chrysler@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1062 [08:46] <Chrysler> :>
#1063 [08:46] * fizyplankton [fizyplankton@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1064 [08:46] <massie> no with visa card
#1065 [08:46] <fizyplankton> has anyone else had issues lately getting the client to connect to mcnet?
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#1067 [08:47] <quiggle> and in how much time you got the confrimation email??
#1068 [08:47] <massie> :P yea lots and lots of people
#1069 [08:47] <Chrysler> like 10 people in the last 1/2 hour
#1070 [08:47] <quiggle> confirmation*
#1071 [08:47] <massie> quiggle never
#1072 [08:47] <quiggle> o
#1073 [08:47] <fizyplankton> so its not just me?
#1074 [08:47] <Chrysler> no
#1075 [08:47] <Chrysler> its not just you
#1076 [08:48] <fizyplankton> time to send notch an angry email, which will probable get sent to his spam folder
#1077 [08:48] <massie> fizyplankton goto the website > login > try again (solves the issue, think there are problems at majong)
#1078 [08:48] <quiggle> i tried to log in and then it worked but it said user not premium:D
#1079 [08:48] <Chrysler> he dont care about angry emails
#1080 [08:48] <Chrysler> $$$$$$$$$44
#1081 [08:49] <massie> quiggle you played ofline?
#1082 [08:49] <fizyplankton> vox quit fucking around
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#1084 [08:49] <quiggle> yes
#1085 [08:49] <quiggle> and i bought the game today\
#1086 [08:49] <quiggle> :))
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#1088 [08:49] <massie> quiggle than the game just works fine, you cannot play online in member only games when you play offline
#1089 [08:50] <massie> quiggle what does your account sais on the site?
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#1091 [08:51] <quiggle> it sais nothing.. i just log in and if i try to play on browser it says user not premium
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#1094 [08:52] <mib_gyupxo> hey guys... i cant login to my account on the client... but i can login on the website... need help guys
#1095 [08:52] <quiggle> maybe the bank got too much payment orders..
#1096 [08:52] <quiggle> ill try to concact notch to ask him
#1097 [08:53] <quiggle> contact*
#1098 [08:53] <quiggle> bye:)
#1099 [08:53] <massie> mib_gyupxo did you tried after logging in to the website?
#1100 [08:54] <mib_gyupxo> yeah
#1101 [08:54] <mib_gyupxo> i tried downloading it again aswell... didnt work then either
#1102 [08:54] <massie> hmm most players manage to log in after logging in at the site
#1103 [08:54] <massie> are you still logged in at the site?
#1104 [08:55] <mib_gyupxo> nope
#1105 [08:55] <mib_gyupxo> i log out
#1106 [08:55] <massie> try again (while logged in)
#1107 [08:55] <mib_gyupxo> kk
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#1109 [08:56] <massie> i dont know what the problem is... but im just helping people here
#1110 [08:56] <mib_gyupxo> "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#1111 [08:57] <mib_gyupxo> i can go offline.. but i just cant log on
#1112 [08:57] <massie> mib_gyupxo yea i just had that issue myself as several others
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#1115 [09:01] <mib_gyupxo> man... this is annoying
#1116 [09:01] <mib_gyupxo> other people can do it
#1117 [09:01] <massie> yea i dont know
#1118 [09:01] * Diamanden [Diamanden@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1119 [09:02] <Diamanden> I just Downloaded Minecraft and can't play offline why? :)
#1120 [09:02] <thoatt> Diamanden, Did you purchase the game?
#1121 [09:02] <massie> 1st time you need to login online before playing ofline
#1122 [09:02] <Diamanden> Yes
#1123 [09:02] <thoatt> You must log into the game once and download all the needed files.
#1124 [09:03] <tyteen4a03> and then you don't need to again (unless you want to update the game to the latest version)
#1125 [09:03] <Diamanden> It can't connect to minecraft.net
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#1127 [09:03] <thoatt> Log into minecraft.net and start the browser version.
#1128 [09:04] <Diamanden> Now it says not premium user :(
#1129 [09:04] <thoatt> What is your registered name?
#1130 [09:04] <Diamanden> Diamanden
#1131 [09:04] <thoatt> !paid Diamanden
#1132 [09:04] <thoatt> Nope.
#1133 [09:04] <thoatt> :)
#1134 [09:04] <thoatt> Send mojang and email.
#1135 [09:04] <Diamanden> i Just did it said succes
#1136 [09:04] <tyteen4a03> Diamanden: These takes hours or even days to process
#1137 [09:05] <tyteen4a03> wait for a few hours then try again
#1138 [09:05] <tyteen4a03> if not, try to play tomorrow
#1139 [09:05] <Diamanden> Okay :)
#1140 [09:05] <tyteen4a03> if not, email payment@mojang.com
#1141 [09:05] <thoatt> tyteen4a03, I've never had it take longer than a few minutes...
#1142 [09:05] <mib_gyupxo> so why wouldn't i be able to connect?
#1143 [09:05] <mib_gyupxo> !paid shofa
#1144 [09:05] <thoatt> ??> mib_gyupxo win/reinst
#1145 [09:05] <VoxelHead> mib_gyupxo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1146 [09:05] <VoxelHead> mib_gyupxo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1149 [09:10] <thoatt> afk for like.. hours I suppose
#1150 [09:10] <mib_4z8f5a> okay, i bought minecraft a while back and ever since the beta update my computer says something about "bad video card drivers" i've downloaded tonnes of things and nothing seems to have worked. though last week there was an update and it let me play for some reason then went back on to it the day after and the same message came up about "bad video card driver
#1151 [09:10] <poker_player> hello people!
#1152 [09:10] <poker_player> i have a problem with my minecraft
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#1154 [09:12] <mib_gyupxo> it works now, i can sign in
#1155 [09:12] <mib_gyupxo> thanks guys
#1156 [09:12] <thoatt> np mib_gyupxo. Take it easy :)
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#1159 [09:14] <Aaron_RnCM> um
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#1163 [09:15] <lastern> hi
#1164 [09:15] <Aaron_RnCM> i bought minecraft and i got the confirmation email but when im playing minecraft it says that i hav an unlicensed copy of the game
#1165 [09:15] <Aaron_RnCM> y does it say that
#1166 [09:15] <Aaron_RnCM> ?
#1167 [09:15] <tyteen4a03> Aaron_RnCM: username please?
#1168 [09:16] <TheDeadWal> :S
#1169 [09:16] <tyteen4a03> Aaron_RnCM: username please?
#1170 [09:16] <Aaron_RnCM> aaron_RnCM
#1171 [09:16] <lastern> while i'm running my minecraft at launcher it says Loging in... and a few sec later it says Can't connect to minecraft.net why?
#1172 [09:16] <Aaron_RnCM> capitol a
#1173 [09:17] <TheDeadWal> lastern I got the same issue, me and a friend here. and we could login fine yesterday
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#1175 [09:17] <lastern> yea me too
#1176 [09:17] <tyteen4a03> !paid aaron_RnCM
#1177 [09:17] <TheDeadWal> have u been able to login before aswell?
#1178 [09:17] <lastern> i was connecting at morming too
#1179 [09:17] <poker_player> `Can`t connect to minecraft.net` what to do?
#1180 [09:17] <lastern> same
#1181 [09:17] <tyteen4a03> poker_player: have you paid for the game?
#1182 [09:17] <poker_player> yes
#1183 [09:17] <Aaron_RnCM> yea i paid already
#1184 [09:17] <lastern> i've same issue tyteen
#1185 [09:17] <tyteen4a03> alright, everybody
#1186 [09:18] <lastern> and my friends too
#1187 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> username please
#1188 [09:18] * Chrysler [Chrysler@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1189 [09:18] <Chrysler> Hmmm
#1190 [09:18] <Chrysler> So guess what
#1191 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> Aaron_RnCM: Please download minecraft.exe from Minecraft.net
#1192 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> Chrysler: guess what? ;)
#1193 [09:18] <Aaron_RnCM> i did
#1194 [09:18] <Chrysler> Awe well no one is here
#1195 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> Aaron_RnCM: Still the same issue?
#1196 [09:18] <lastern> my user name Lastern
#1197 [09:18] <Aaron_RnCM> yea
#1198 [09:18] <Chrysler> I think my net was causing mine craft not to open
#1199 [09:18] <tyteen4a03> !paid lastern
#1200 [09:18] <poker_player> let me see
#1201 [09:18] <Aaron_RnCM> wait
#1202 [09:19] <tyteen4a03> lastern: did you download mc.exe from minecraft.net?
#1203 [09:19] <lastern> yes
#1204 [09:19] <Aaron_RnCM> u want me to re-download the exe
#1205 [09:19] <TheDeadWal> it works fine for me in browser..
#1206 [09:19] <tyteen4a03> Yes
#1207 [09:19] <Chrysler> I unplugged my ethernet and it opened?
#1208 [09:19] <lastern> i was connecting to game this morning!
#1209 [09:19] <Aaron_RnCM> ok
#1210 [09:19] <Chrysler> LOOL
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#1212 [09:19] <tyteen4a03> Chrysler: What happened when you try to open MC?
#1213 [09:19] <TheDeadWal> lastern we got same prob atm, give it some time I guess
#1214 [09:19] <Chrysler> Well for the last week nothing
#1215 [09:19] <Aaron_RnCM> i hav to uninstall the one that i hav now?
#1216 [09:19] <Chrysler> Lol
#1217 [09:19] <tyteen4a03> TheDeadWal: same problem?
#1218 [09:19] <OrtwinS> hello there!
#1219 [09:19] <Chrysler> I turned off access to the internet and it opened
#1220 [09:20] <Chrysler> Strange
#1221 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> Chrysler: does it say cannot connect to MC.net as well?
#1222 [09:20] <TheDeadWal> The minecraft.net is down for a while, it will come up soon guys
#1223 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: yes
#1224 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1225 [09:20] <TheDeadWal> it will come up soon
#1226 [09:20] <OrtwinS> Does anyone have any knowledge about Windows 7 64 bit & MC trouble?
#1227 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: Yes?
#1228 [09:20] <Chrysler> lol Ortwin
#1229 [09:20] <Chrysler> Yea whats the issue
#1230 [09:21] <Chrysler> Try turning off your interent then opening the launcher
#1231 [09:21] <Chrysler> then turning you internet back on
#1232 [09:21] <poker_player> don`t connect
#1233 [09:21] <tyteen4a03> Chrysler, Aaron_RnCM, lastern, TheDeadWal: Minecraft.net is unstable right now
#1234 [09:21] <OrtwinS> I have this very overpowered new notebook, fully updated windows and java, and MC keeps the fps ~15.... the CPU hangs around 15% as well... idleing most of the time
#1235 [09:21] <Chrysler> I know that
#1236 [09:21] <tyteen4a03> poker_player as well
#1237 [09:21] <lastern> ?
#1238 [09:21] <lastern> why?
#1239 [09:21] <tyteen4a03> blame Minecraft
#1240 [09:21] <lastern> :D
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#1242 [09:22] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: reinstall java
#1243 [09:22] <poker_player> i think i need wait
#1244 [09:22] <OrtwinS> My old (much crappier) notebook could get 40 fps, with the CPU @ 90%, far viewdistance and fancy graphics
#1245 [09:22] <OrtwinS> already reinstalled java, twice
#1246 [09:22] <Aaron_RnCM> so wat can i do
#1247 [09:22] <OrtwinS> 32 and 64 bit
#1248 [09:22] <tyteen4a03> Aaron_RnCM: pray ;)
#1249 [09:22] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: 32bit won't work
#1250 [09:22] <OrtwinS> also tried it with only one of them installed at the time
#1251 [09:22] <poker_player> LOL
#1252 [09:22] <tyteen4a03> you need to install 64 bit to get full performance
#1253 [09:22] <Aaron_RnCM> hmf alright
#1254 [09:22] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: 64bit onlyu
#1255 [09:23] <Diamanden> You need a confirm E-mail to play Minecraft?
#1256 [09:23] <OrtwinS> it makes no difference, 64 java only installed still gives me ~20 fps
#1257 [09:23] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: Try updating your graphics card
#1258 [09:23] <OrtwinS> also did that as well
#1259 [09:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> OrtwinS win/dxdiag
#1260 [09:23] <VoxelHead> OrtwinS: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1261 [09:24] <VoxelHead> OrtwinS: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1262 [09:24] <lastern> minecraft.net on now?
#1263 [09:24] <OrtwinS> windows, java, graphics, all drivers are updated
#1264 [09:24] <tyteen4a03> Diamanden: no
#1265 [09:24] <lastern> i've logged in
#1266 [09:24] <tyteen4a03> lastern: it is unstable
#1267 [09:24] <tyteen4a03> that means it will be on and off at times
#1268 [09:24] <OrtwinS> ok....
#1269 [09:24] <lastern> :(
#1270 [09:24] <poker_player> CONNECTED!
#1271 [09:24] <lastern> same
#1272 [09:24] <lastern> but he says its unstable :o
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#1274 [09:24] <tyteen4a03> lastern: You can still play offline
#1275 [09:25] <chatham> can someone help me
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#1277 [09:25] <lastern> i want to paly online :P
#1278 [09:25] <poker_player> but crashed :(
#1279 [09:25] <tyteen4a03> lastern: It makes no difference
#1280 [09:25] <OrtwinS> oh, I already found SOMETHING in that report...
#1281 [09:25] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: ;)
#1282 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> if you are playing singleplayer, but if you are playing multiplayer there is quite a chance it will not work
#1283 [09:26] <OrtwinS> my PC isn't using my graphics card, but its using the intel integrated HD graphics
#1284 [09:26] <chatham> y cant i log in on minecraft
#1285 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: ;_
#1286 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> ;)
#1287 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> intel sucks
#1288 [09:26] <OrtwinS> but that still shouldn't do much, the specs are way more powerfull then my old notebook
#1289 [09:26] <OrtwinS> postin on pasty now...
#1290 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> vox, shit up
#1291 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> vox, shut up
#1292 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> shh
#1293 [09:27] <tyteen4a03> chartham: what happens when you try to launch MC?
#1294 [09:27] <poker_player> my minecraft turned to.... MINECRASH
#1295 [09:27] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: Intel integrated GPUs doesn't work well with Windows in OpenGL mode
#1296 [09:27] <tyteen4a03> poker_player: how does it crash?
#1297 [09:27] <chatham> it said minecraft offline and i cant even play offline
#1298 [09:27] <poker_player> when it started
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#1300 [09:28] <chatham> yea
#1301 [09:28] <tyteen4a03> poker_player: exactly how did it crash?
#1302 [09:28] <tyteen4a03> chatham: minecraft.net is unstable, play offline instead for now
#1303 [09:28] <poker_player> at the Splash screen
#1304 [09:28] <chatham> it want even let me play offline
#1305 [09:29] <poker_player> when it says MOJANG
#1306 [09:29] <OrtwinS> OK, here are the results, as you can see this computer should be able to run MC with ease: http://pastebin.com/Qb2EL0Lg
#1307 [09:29] <chatham> no where i type my user name and password
#1308 [09:29] <tyteen4a03> chatham: click the play offline button
#1309 [09:29] <chatham> it want let me
#1310 [09:30] <tyteen4a03> what happens when you click it?
#1311 [09:30] <OrtwinS> note that the intel turbo boost pushes the 2 GHz up to 2.8 GHz
#1312 [09:30] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: can you try to launch the game and watch the memory usage?
#1313 [09:31] <OrtwinS> its stable
#1314 [09:31] <chatham> nothing it says underneth it (not download) but i have full game
#1315 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> no, the exact memory usage
#1316 [09:31] <OrtwinS> 15% of 1 G
#1317 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> ah
#1318 [09:31] <OrtwinS> exact.... ?
#1319 [09:31] <OrtwinS> ok
#1320 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> chatham: Can you give me a screenshot?
#1321 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> upload it to imgur.com
#1322 [09:31] <chatham> what about screen sheer
#1323 [09:32] <tyteen4a03> chatham: It helps me to identify the problem
#1324 [09:32] <chatham> ok can i take a pic of computer without carma
#1325 [09:32] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#1326 [09:32] <tyteen4a03> sec
#1327 [09:32] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1328 [09:33] <poker_player> MC working!
#1329 [09:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> chatham screenshot
#1330 [09:33] <VoxelHead> chatham: (screenshot) To take a screenshot in-game, press F1+F2 at the same time. You should get a notification of the screenshot filename in-game.
#1331 [09:33] <VoxelHead> chatham: (screenshot) The screenshots are stored in with the rest of Minecraft's locally stored files. If you don't know where that is, see ?? .minecraft/win /mac or /linux for your OS.
#1332 [09:33] <tyteen4a03> wait
#1333 [09:33] <tyteen4a03> sorry
#1334 [09:33] <tyteen4a03> that is the wrong one
#1335 [09:33] <tyteen4a03> chatham: Press Print Screen
#1336 [09:34] <tyteen4a03> then Paste it in Paint, save it as something.jpg then upload it to imgur.com
#1337 [09:34] <poker_player> does anyone knows a good beta server?
#1338 [09:34] <chatham> oh ok
#1339 [09:34] <tyteen4a03> poker_player: check out mcserverlist.net
#1340 [09:34] <chatham> brb i got to get pic
#1341 [09:34] <poker_player> thank you
#1342 [09:35] <poker_player> i`ll check this
#1343 [09:36] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: Can you try launch the game in browser?
#1344 [09:36] <OrtwinS> tyteen4a03 the client cant log in, somehow the browser version only gets max 494 MB memory, so it uses ~30% in browser
#1345 [09:36] <chatham> how do i go to pic i took with Print Screen
#1346 [09:37] <OrtwinS> client gets 910 MB so memory usuage is stable around 10-20%
#1347 [09:37] <lastern> tyteen4a03 is it still unstable?
#1348 [09:37] <OrtwinS> it has a sawtooth effect.... starting on 10, going up to 20, dropping back to 10... etc.
#1349 [09:39] <OrtwinS> in browser it varies from 15-40 ofcourse... because it only gets half the memory
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#1351 [09:39] <Endcar> sigh
#1352 [09:39] <Endcar> i'm back
#1353 [09:39] <Endcar> and need some help >.>
#1354 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> Yes?
#1355 [09:39] <Endcar> can't connect V.V
#1356 [09:39] <lastern> mc.net still unstable?
#1357 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> Endcar: Minecraft.net is unstable now
#1358 [09:39] <tyteen4a03> lastern: and it will last for hours, if not days
#1359 [09:39] <Endcar> "Can't connect to minecraft.nt"
#1360 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> Endcar: play offline
#1361 [09:40] <Endcar> oh
#1362 [09:40] <Endcar> O_O
#1363 [09:40] <Endcar> nooooo D:
#1364 [09:40] <lastern> D:
#1365 [09:40] <OrtwinS> so, for me: everything is up to date, no memory leaks/trouble, CPU is taking it easy with 15% activity, and still ~20 fps, while others with lower specs get 200+ fps
#1366 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> Playing offline works if you are singleplayer
#1367 [09:40] <chatham> ok my pic is on website now what
#1368 [09:40] <Endcar> i need to talk to a admin for a server ;V.V;
#1369 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> let us know the link
#1370 [09:40] <tyteen4a03> Endcar: Yes, tell him to temporaily disable whitelist
#1371 [09:40] <OrtwinS> the ONLY thing I could image that could be the problem is windows not using my Nvidea card... but intel integrated stuff
#1372 [09:41] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: not only that, you need to allocate more memory to java manually
#1373 [09:41] <Endcar> i cant if i can't get on the server >.>
#1374 [09:41] <OrtwinS> endcar I run a server, for several months now, what do you want to know?
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#1376 [09:41] <chatham> http://imgur.com/delete/Eb5IybzGvSRrHVF
#1377 [09:41] <chatham> ok now what
#1378 [09:41] <SA_RTFM> Ah so I'm not the only one havin problems. :)
#1379 [09:41] <Endcar> its not server Ort just i can't connect to minecraft.net
#1380 [09:41] <OrtwinS> tyteen4a03 ok... more memory, np, I got 6 GB ram... how do I do that?
#1381 [09:42] <OrtwinS> oh, THAT server endcar... :P
#1382 [09:42] <SA_RTFM> Is today more DDoS business messing us up?
#1383 [09:42] <Endcar> ? O_o
#1384 [09:42] <tyteen4a03> SA_RTFM: afaik mc.net is backed by Amazon clouds
#1385 [09:42] <SA_RTFM> Hmmm. experiencing same symptom as Charham's image
#1386 [09:42] <OrtwinS> I really dont mind them attacking big companies and give their client security a good test, but attackint EVE and MC..... fail
#1387 [09:42] <tyteen4a03> and possibly anti-DDoS service installed
#1388 [09:42] <Endcar> i got lucky i guess
#1389 [09:43] <SA_RTFM> http://imgur.com/delete/Eb5IybzGvSRrHVF
#1390 [09:43] <Endcar> i was able to log in once today
#1391 [09:43] <SA_RTFM> no logging in for me
#1392 [09:43] <Endcar> but now can't get on >.>
#1393 [09:43] <Endcar> HA
#1394 [09:43] <Endcar> I"M ON
#1395 [09:43] <Endcar> woot
#1396 [09:43] <OrtwinS> logging in via the website works perfectly for me, its just the client that is struggeling
#1397 [09:43] <SA_RTFM> same
#1398 [09:43] <chatham> sa it the same for u
#1399 [09:43] <SA_RTFM> same as you, yes
#1400 [09:43] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: Yes, I am trying to find out the solution to make java allocate more memory
#1401 [09:44] <SA_RTFM> I might have to do actual work today if this doesn't work out. ;o)
#1402 [09:44] <chatham> but can u log in website
#1403 [09:44] <chatham> i can can u
#1404 [09:44] <SA_RTFM> I can log to website
#1405 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> I can
#1406 [09:44] <SA_RTFM> Seems like client times out when trying to auth
#1407 [09:44] <OrtwinS> tyteen ok, thanks for the effort :D
#1408 [09:44] <chatham> does it say download even if u bought the game\
#1409 [09:44] <SA_RTFM> Been playing for weeks
#1410 [09:44] <SA_RTFM> this is a new symptom
#1411 [09:44] <chatham> mouth
#1412 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> chatham, you seemed to have an unknown client that I do not know
#1413 [09:45] <lastern> damn open mc.net T_T
#1414 [09:45] <chatham> what do u mean can u fix
#1415 [09:45] <tyteen4a03> Restart minecraft.exe then try again
#1416 [09:45] <chatham> ok
#1417 [09:45] <tyteen4a03> dont head straight to log in, click play offline first
#1418 [09:45] <OrtwinS> tyteen4a03 though actually I do not see why java needs more memory... its not even using half (in brower) or 1/4th (client)...
#1419 [09:45] <tyteen4a03> also try redownloading minecraft.exe from minecraft.net, because you seem to have an unofficial client
#1420 [09:46] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: because java is stupid ;_
#1421 [09:46] <chatham> ok
#1422 [09:46] <tyteen4a03> ;)
#1423 [09:46] <lastern> mine is official
#1424 [09:46] <SA_RTFM> Having worked with Java apps for a few years I agree- Java is quite stupid :)
#1425 [09:46] <OrtwinS> oooooh, that makes perfect sense :D just like computers in general
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#1428 [09:47] <SA_RTFM> Now I'm all of a sudden in
#1429 [09:47] <SA_RTFM> so weird...
#1430 [09:48] <SA_RTFM> didn't change anything
#1431 [09:48] <OrtwinS> tyteen4a03 I gotta catch a bus, if you find a solution, coudl you post it in my MC forum thread?
#1432 [09:48] <OrtwinS> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/381545-win-7-64-bit-mc-low-fps-while-cpu-20/page__gopid__5447111#entry5447111
#1433 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: I do have one
#1434 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> I can PM it to you
#1435 [09:48] <chatham> still not wworking
#1436 [09:48] <OrtwinS> on the forums? or in the chat?
#1437 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> OrtwinS: forums or chat, or I can tell you now
#1438 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> chatham: you redownloaded minecraft.exe?
#1439 [09:49] <OrtwinS> I gotta leave this chat now, or else I'll be late for dinner, please PM me on the forums
#1440 [09:49] <OrtwinS> same usernamne
#1441 [09:49] <chatham> i did
#1442 [09:49] <OrtwinS> thank you for the help!
#1443 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> bye
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#1445 [09:50] <tyteen4a03> chatham: Sorry, but can you play from the browser again?
#1446 [09:52] <chatham> y
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#1448 [09:52] <chatham> can i play muitplayer
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#1450 [09:53] <tyteen4a03> chatham: please try to play the game from browser to see if it returns any problems
#1451 [09:53] <Diamanden> I just purchased Minecraft but can't log in, it said not premium account, whats wrong?
#1452 [09:53] <tyteen4a03> Diamanden: again, payments take hours or days to process
#1453 [09:54] <zucchini> My minecraft Won't open correctly and it says Cannot connect to minecraft.net
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#1455 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> zucchini: Yes, minecraft.net is current unstable
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#1457 [09:55] <Ripclaw> hey.
#1458 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> Ripclaw: hi
#1459 [09:55] <zucchini> It won't letme connect
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#1461 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> zucchini: Yes, Minecraft.net is currently unstable
#1462 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> for now just play offline
#1463 [09:55] <zucchini> aww...
#1464 [09:55] <zucchini> :(
#1465 [09:57] <Ripclaw> so, im having an error in my console when i host a minecraft server. the error doesn't make the server unplayable, but i think it creates lag...the error is "could not delete file" getting spamed
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#1468 [09:59] <tyteen4a03> Ripclaw: Can you try to backup your world then delete it?
#1469 [09:59] <tyteen4a03> then let the server generate another
#1470 [09:59] <Ripclaw> yes
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#1472 [09:59] <Ripclaw> i will rty that brb
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#1475 [10:03] <Bradley> Hi guys can anyone help me with a problem with my Minecraft please?
#1476 [10:04] <Bradley> Anyone?
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#1478 [10:04] <tbear2520> whats up
#1479 [10:04] <Awesomeness> ??> ask
#1480 [10:04] <guacamole> I have a simple problem of not having enough capacity to run the game - having bought it , now it runs too slowly ??
#1481 [10:05] <Awesomeness> ??> Bradley ask
#1482 [10:05] <Bradley> Well, I've installed some mods and such and didn't like them so i deleted my .minecraft folder
#1483 [10:05] <VoxelHead> Bradley: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1484 [10:05] <VoxelHead> Bradley: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1486 [10:05] <Bradley> Now "CAn't connect to Minecraft Server"
#1487 [10:05] <tyteen4a03> Yes, MC.net is currently unstable
#1488 [10:05] <tbear2520> guacmole, try lowering your graphic settings
#1489 [10:05] <Ripclaw> "could not delete file" spams on back up world and newly generated world
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#1491 [10:05] <Bradley> Minecraft.net even
#1492 [10:05] <tyteen4a03> ??> guacamole win/dxdiag
#1493 [10:05] <VoxelHead> guacamole: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1494 [10:05] <VoxelHead> guacamole: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1495 [10:05] <tyteen4a03> Ripclaw: are you using vanilla or bukkit?
#1496 [10:06] <Ripclaw> bukkit
#1497 [10:06] <tyteen4a03> Please go to #bukkit for support
#1498 [10:06] <Ripclaw> ok, thanks you
#1499 [10:06] <tyteen4a03> np
#1500 [10:06] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: where are all the ops when we need them
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#1502 [10:07] <tbear2520> hopefully fixing minecraft.net
#1503 [10:07] <Bradley> Ohh, is it down atm?
#1504 [10:07] <CB> So i have fixed my issue Vox
#1505 [10:07] * CB is chrysler
#1505 [10:07] <tyteen4a03> CB: VoxelHead is a bot
#1506 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> it is not down, just unstable
#1507 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> received many reports
#1508 [10:08] <Awesomeness> What's the problem?
#1509 [10:08] <CB> Vox is not a bot
#1510 [10:08] <tbear2520> yes, website is up login is having issues
#1511 [10:08] <CB> not all the time at laest
#1512 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: auth server seems to be acting up
#1513 [10:08] <Awesomeness> CB: Voxel is a 'tard without feelings
#1514 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1515 [10:08] <Awesomeness> feel free to insult him
#1516 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> Vox, you suck
#1517 [10:08] <CB> And Bots can send me private ims?
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#1519 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> yes
#1520 [10:09] <CB> Thats shameful :>
#1521 [10:09] <Awesomeness> CB: It's called the stupidity code.
#1522 [10:09] <Awesomeness> you newb. :3
#1523 [10:09] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1524 [10:09] <CB> Vox I hate you
#1525 [10:09] <tyteen4a03> Vox, shut up
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#1527 [10:09] <Awesomeness> I'd laugh so hard
#1528 [10:09] <CB> Yea i dont think so
#1529 [10:09] <Awesomeness> if dopeghoti wa shere
#1530 [10:09] <Awesomeness> and he banned CB
#1531 [10:09] <Awesomeness> wololoolol
#1532 [10:09] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1533 [10:09] <tyteen4a03> lol
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#1536 [10:10] <CB> Yea well
#1537 [10:10] <CB> No one helped me :>
#1538 [10:10] <Awesomeness> umad,bro?
#1539 [10:10] <CB> Try as you all might nothing worked
#1540 [10:10] <Awesomeness> umad?:)
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#1542 [10:10] <CB> LOLOLOL No
#1543 [10:10] <tyteen4a03> fyi I triggered voxelhead for you ;)
#1544 [10:10] <CB> You cant troll a troll
#1545 [10:10] <Awesomeness> You can't
#1546 [10:10] <Awesomeness> hmmm
#1547 [10:10] <CB> Check it out though
#1548 [10:10] <Awesomeness> let's see about that
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#1550 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> oh wait I didn't
#1551 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> oh well
#1552 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> ?? attitude
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#1554 [10:11] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1555 [10:11] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1556 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> both of you
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#1558 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> ??> requirements
#1559 [10:11] <Awesomeness> Me?
#1560 [10:11] <CB> Thats amusing
#1561 [10:12] <mr_wibble> help
#1562 [10:12] * Awesomeness clubs tyteen4a03 with a walrus
#1562 [10:12] <tyteen4a03> ??> mr_wibble ask
#1563 [10:12] <tbear2520> sounds human
#1564 [10:12] <CB> Thats griefing not trolling
#1565 [10:12] <mr_wibble> hello fist ;)
#1566 [10:12] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1567 [10:12] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1568 [10:12] * tyteen4a03 eats the walrus
#1568 [10:12] <CB> Would you like some info?
#1569 [10:12] <CB> Or I can take it with me so you can't help the next poor fool who has my issue
#1570 [10:13] <RHI> i need help. I have been trying for a while to install a mod for minecraft but now my whole entire game won't run. I don't want to lose my save files but nothing i seem to be doing will allow me to run the game
#1571 [10:13] <mr_wibble> can anybody help me: when i want to play minecraft there come the error "cant connect to minecraft.net".... what can i do?
#1572 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> ??> RHI win/reinst
#1573 [10:13] <VoxelHead> RHI: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1574 [10:13] <VoxelHead> RHI: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1575 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: MC.net is currently unstable
#1576 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> play offline for now
#1577 [10:13] <RHI> i have tried reinstalling the game
#1578 [10:13] <mr_wibble> i want play off
#1579 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: Minecraft.exe should have that option
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#1581 [10:13] <RHI> i can't even play offline. it tells me i don't have the game downlaoded when i do
#1582 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> RHI: Oh yes
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#1584 [10:14] <tyteen4a03> Minecraft requires you to download files online
#1585 [10:14] <CB> becuase oyu need to connect to mc.net first
#1586 [10:14] <tyteen4a03> currently the auth server is down so you cant
#1587 [10:14] <mr_evil> uh hi
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#1589 [10:14] <tyteen4a03> mr_evil: hi
#1590 [10:14] <CB> :>
#1591 [10:14] <mr_evil> i have a quetion
#1592 [10:14] <tyteen4a03> yes?
#1593 [10:14] <Adamze> Is minecraft.net down or am I the only one who cant log in?
#1594 [10:14] <CB> Guess I will take my info.
#1595 [10:14] <tyteen4a03> minecraft.net is down, yes
#1596 [10:14] <Adamze> that kinda sux
#1597 [10:14] <mr_evil> i just bought beta does it take an our to play after payment?
#1598 [10:15] <tyteen4a03> mr_evil: Buying beta means you are free to play from now on
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#1600 [10:15] <tyteen4a03> some other lincensing stuff do apply though, you want me to explain as well?
#1601 [10:15] <tyteen4a03> CB: Disable internet then play, I know
#1602 [10:15] <ningeo> Would the mc downtime also be the reason I'm still an unpaid user after purchasing last night?
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#1604 [10:15] <tyteen4a03> ningeo: No
#1605 [10:15] <Nordas> is MC down?
#1606 [10:15] <CB> Oh good you were listening
#1607 [10:15] <tyteen4a03> Yes, Nordas
#1608 [10:16] <tyteen4a03> CB: People wouldn't want to take off their internet just to play MC
#1609 [10:16] <Nordas> i cant play offline
#1610 [10:16] <CB> It's literally only to launcher java
#1611 [10:16] <tyteen4a03> Nordas: Launch MC.exe, then click Play Offline
#1612 [10:16] <CB> then turn it back on
#1613 [10:16] <tyteen4a03> MC payments takes about a day to process, ningeo
#1614 [10:16] <CB> launch*
#1615 [10:16] <tyteen4a03> CB: We know, now stop being a smarty-pants.
#1616 [10:16] <CB> LOL
#1617 [10:16] <Nordas> mc.exe?
#1618 [10:16] <CB> ♥
#1619 [10:16] <quibbit> everything after the login screen in my minecraft is just black
#1620 [10:17] <tyteen4a03> Nordas: minecraft.exe
#1621 [10:17] <ningeo> Thank you tyteen4a03 I'll be patient then :)
#1622 [10:17] <Nordas> wheres that?
#1623 [10:17] <tyteen4a03> quibbit: have you installed a mod?
#1624 [10:17] <RHI> when i try to run minecraft now it's trying to update and won't get all the way through that loading screen it will stop at a random point
#1625 [10:17] <Adamze> Anyone knows how to get high 64x64 textures?
#1626 [10:17] <tyteen4a03> Nordas: Minecraft.exe...
#1627 [10:17] <Nordas> what the fuck is that?
#1628 [10:17] <quibbit> everything after the login screen in my minecraft is just black
#1629 [10:17] <tyteen4a03> it's the downloadable exe from minecraft.net
#1630 [10:17] <RHI> should i just keeping trying until it goes all the way through?
#1631 [10:17] <CB> >.<
#1632 [10:17] <tyteen4a03> quibble: Have you previously installed a mod?
#1633 [10:18] <Bradley> Can anyone help please? I log into the Minecraft launcher, it fails and says "Can't connect to minecraft.net", also I cant play offline for some reason it says, "(Not downloaded)". I tried deleting .minecraft but that didn't seem to do anything :(
#1634 [10:18] <quibbit> ..... maybe
#1635 [10:18] <Nordas> when i click plat offline it shut the thing down
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#1637 [10:18] <tyteen4a03> ??> quibbit win/reinst
#1638 [10:18] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1639 [10:18] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1640 [10:18] <tyteen4a03> ??> Bradley mc.net/authdown
#1641 [10:18] <VoxelHead> Bradley: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1642 [10:18] <tyteen4a03> okay
#1643 [10:18] <tyteen4a03> that doesnt cover the download issue
#1644 [10:18] <tyteen4a03> lets try
#1645 [10:19] <tyteen4a03> ??> Nordas mc.net/down
#1646 [10:19] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1647 [10:19] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
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#1649 [10:19] <tyteen4a03> yes, that does cover that
#1650 [10:19] <quibbit> how would i do that on a mac
#1651 [10:19] <tyteen4a03> ??> quibbit mac/reinst
#1652 [10:19] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1653 [10:19] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1654 [10:19] <Nordas> :(
#1655 [10:19] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: where are you :<
#1656 [10:19] <Bradley> Voxel, what do I do to make "Play offline" work?
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#1658 [10:20] <quibbit> THANKS
#1659 [10:20] <CB> Bradley, is it your first time playing minecraft?
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#1661 [10:20] <tyteen4a03> yes, as he stated
#1662 [10:20] <tyteen4a03> at least, he doesn't have a copy of MC in his computer
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#1664 [10:20] <tyteen4a03> so, be patient, or play online once (if it works) then try the launcher
#1665 [10:20] <Bradley> Not my first, but i downloaded a mod, didnt like it so deleted it, it must have messed something up
#1666 [10:21] <CB> You have to lo
#1667 [10:21] <CB> Oh
#1668 [10:21] <mib_8fy3xk> um if i just bought the game can i play immediatly?
#1669 [10:21] <mib_8fy3xk> hello?
#1670 [10:21] <tyteen4a03> ??> Bradley win/reinst
#1671 [10:21] <CB> You have to login into MC.net to play offline
#1672 [10:21] <VoxelHead> Bradley: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1673 [10:21] <VoxelHead> Bradley: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1674 [10:21] <mib_slwsql> My son has problem with Minecraft, he got the message Begin error report aldce528... he cant copu the text because the page is locked. What can we do???
#1675 [10:21] <quibbit> hahahah i just did the same thing^^^^
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#1677 [10:21] <tyteen4a03> mib_slwsql: hang on
#1678 [10:21] <mib_15wdww> hi
#1679 [10:21] <CB> At least once*
#1680 [10:21] <Bradley> Cheers
#1681 [10:21] <mib_15wdww> Am I the only one who can't connect? >_>'
#1682 [10:21] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: No, these can take at least a day to process
#1683 [10:22] <mib_8fy3xk> if i just bought the game a few minutes ago and minecraft.net is down do i need to buy it again?
#1684 [10:22] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_15wdww mc.net/down
#1685 [10:22] <VoxelHead> mib_15wdww: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1686 [10:22] <VoxelHead> mib_15wdww: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
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#1688 [10:22] <mib_8fy3xk> oh ok
#1689 [10:22] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: no, if you see the confirmination message that means your transcation on your side is complete
#1690 [10:22] <tyteen4a03> wait for a day for mojang to complete it
#1691 [10:22] <CB> ??> mib_15wdww mc.net/down
#1692 [10:22] <VoxelHead> mib_15wdww: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1693 [10:22] <Berendal> Hi ;)
#1694 [10:22] <Bradley> There's nothing in my .minecraft folder :S
#1695 [10:22] <VoxelHead> mib_15wdww: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1696 [10:22] <tyteen4a03> Bradley: Now play online for once and let it download the files
#1697 [10:22] <mib_15wdww> Basically Lulzsec have DDoSed them again?
#1698 [10:23] <tyteen4a03> mib_15wdww: We don't know
#1699 [10:23] <mib_8fy3xk> well i see conformation messages for successfully veryfing my visa card thats it
#1700 [10:23] <Berendal> I need some help please :o
#1701 [10:23] <Anthrophobic> lulzsec are script kiddies that know nothing.
#1702 [10:23] <tyteen4a03> Berendal: Yes?
#1703 [10:23] <Bradley> Ah, so playing "in browser" will give me the files?
#1704 [10:23] <tyteen4a03> Yes
#1705 [10:23] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy2xk: That means your payment is complete on your side ;)
#1706 [10:23] <tyteen4a03> Anthrophobic: Can you help?
#1707 [10:23] <mib_8fy3xk> oh
#1708 [10:23] <Bradley> Awesome, thanks :D
#1709 [10:24] <tyteen4a03> a lot of people and I am the only helper around x_x
#1710 [10:24] <Anthrophobic> How am I supposed to help? lol
#1711 [10:24] <mib_8fy3xk> well do i have to wait a day to play?
#1712 [10:24] <Berendal> When I click on "Login", i wait and a message say "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#1713 [10:24] <Bradley> Tyteen, you are a God in my eyes :P
#1714 [10:24] <Berendal> What can i do ? :d
#1715 [10:24] <tyteen4a03> ??> Berendal mc.net/down
#1716 [10:24] <VoxelHead> Berendal: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1717 [10:24] <mib_8fy3xk> berendal i think minecraft.net is down
#1718 [10:24] <VoxelHead> Berendal: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1719 [10:24] <tyteen4a03> Anthrophobic: Well, repeat ??> username mc.net/down
#1720 [10:25] <mib_8fy3xk> um well do i have to wait a day to play?
#1721 [10:25] <tyteen4a03> Beta, yes
#1722 [10:25] <tyteen4a03> but for classic, you can play instantly
#1723 [10:25] <Berendal> Oh, ok
#1724 [10:25] <mib_8fy3xk> oh ok
#1725 [10:25] <tyteen4a03> o ok
#1726 [10:25] <mib_8fy3xk> so its not instant?
#1727 [10:25] <Berendal> Berendal mc.net/down
#1728 [10:25] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: transactions are not instant
#1729 [10:25] <tyteen4a03> to everybody about mc.net down until an op comes and change the topic
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#1731 [10:25] <mib_8fy3xk> cause i think i bought the game during minecraft.net si down
#1732 [10:26] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: No, that isn't related
#1733 [10:26] <mib_8fy3xk> is*
#1734 [10:26] <tyteen4a03> just sit back, wait for a way ;)
#1735 [10:26] <mib_8fy3xk> ok
#1736 [10:26] <tyteen4a03> oh fuck, forgot mib_slwsql
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#1738 [10:26] <mib_8fy3xk> because i have a friend in classic that played it imediatly after paymet
#1739 [10:27] <mib_8fy3xk> payment*
#1740 [10:27] <mib_8fy3xk> hello?
#1741 [10:27] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: ?
#1742 [10:27] * mib_xzhbu2 [mib_xzhbu2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1743 [10:27] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: Classic is free to play, any time
#1744 [10:28] <tyteen4a03> you don't need to buy mc to play ut
#1745 [10:28] <tyteen4a03> *it\
#1746 [10:28] <mib_8fy3xk> no i mean he played beta right after
#1747 [10:28] <lmc556> net down again?
#1748 [10:28] <mib_8fy3xk> immediatly right after purchase
#1749 [10:28] <tyteen4a03> lmc556: yes
#1750 [10:28] <MAup> is there others who cannot login to their mc accounts?
#1751 [10:28] <mib_8fy3xk> and do i have to confirm with the bank/
#1752 [10:28] * mib_khqazk [mib_khqazk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1753 [10:28] <tyteen4a03> MC.net is down
#1754 [10:28] <Adamze> tyteen to u have high res textures?
#1755 [10:29] <MAup> thnx
#1756 [10:29] <Pandatia> Just wondering, is Minecraft.net down? I just redownloaded Minecraft. And i'm wondering if i'm having an error now lol.
#1757 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> Adamze: no, but you need to install HD texture mod to use it
#1758 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> Pandatia: Yes
#1759 [10:29] <Adamze> like with mcpatcher?
#1760 [10:29] <mib_8fy3xk> tyteen do i have to confirm with the bank?
#1761 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> For now try playing online once to get the files
#1762 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> Adamze: could be
#1763 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: Depends on your payment processor
#1764 [10:29] <lmc556> tyteen - any estimate on restoral?
#1765 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: For visa, I t don't think so
#1766 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> lmc556: no
#1767 [10:29] <Pandatia> Ahh excellent. So i didn't do anything wrong XD And i already tried playing it online. :D So i have the files. ty tho :3
#1768 [10:29] <Bradley> Where is the Launcher for minecraft.exe put by defult?
#1769 [10:30] <mib_8fy3xk> ok so i just have to wait huh?
#1770 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> yes
#1771 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> Bradley: minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1772 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> dopeghoti
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#1774 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> Kealper
#1775 [10:30] <lmc556> tyteen - same issue as yesterday, or something new?
#1776 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> Iguana
#1777 [10:30] <mib_8fy3xk> ok cool and do u kno when mc.net is comin on?
#1778 [10:30] <Bradley> DAnke
#1779 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> lmc556: I received reports to yesterday
#1780 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> mib_8fy3xk: no idea
#1781 [10:30] <tyteen4a03> and it wont affect your payment afaik
#1782 [10:30] <mib_8fy3xk> oh ok well ty!
#1783 [10:31] <mib_8fy3xk> bye
#1784 [10:31] <Berendal> Just wait now ? :(
#1785 [10:31] <tyteen4a03> yes
#1786 [10:31] <lmc556> tyteen - thanks for the info .. just have to be patient :-)
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#1788 [10:31] <tyteen4a03> Berendal: But if you want to play offline instantly you can try to launch the game via browser once
#1789 [10:31] <tyteen4a03> it will download all the files, then you can play offline
#1790 [10:32] <mib_khqazk> my minecraft keeps freezing at start it has the load bar and it say updating i did download a mod and i believe thats the reason. can someone tell me how to fix
#1791 [10:32] <aikaramba> server down again?
#1792 [10:32] <tyteen4a03> yes
#1793 [10:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_khqazk win/reinst
#1794 [10:32] <aikaramba> curses
#1795 [10:32] <VoxelHead> mib_khqazk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1796 [10:32] <VoxelHead> mib_khqazk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1797 [10:32] <tyteen4a03> Notices that you need to run the game online once to get the files for now, since MC.net is unstable/down
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#1799 [10:33] <aikaramba> what a pity
#1800 [10:34] <mib_khqazk> ok thanks
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#1802 [10:34] <RHI> minecraft is still not working for me
#1803 [10:35] <RHI> i tried redownloading it and deleting everything but the save files
#1804 [10:35] <RHI> still won't let me play
#1805 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> RHI: you need to run the game through the browser once
#1806 [10:35] <RHI> i tried that
#1807 [10:35] <RHI> it won't load there either
#1808 [10:35] <RHI> it just shows a blank page
#1809 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> it still just downloads midway?
#1810 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> or does it not load at all
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#1813 [10:36] <RedstoneHosting> what is the channel for talking to the mods on the forums?
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#1815 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> #minecraftforum
#1816 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> sorry
#1817 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> with the s
#1818 [10:36] <RHI> doesn't load at all
#1819 [10:36] <bjoern> is it typical that the login server fails several times before i can successfully login?
#1820 [10:36] <RedstoneHosting> thx much
#1821 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> ??> bjoern mc.net/down
#1822 [10:36] <VoxelHead> bjoern: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1823 [10:36] <VoxelHead> bjoern: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1824 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> RHI: then mc.net is down
#1825 [10:37] <niels645> i can't log in on my acount in the minecraft laucnher
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#1827 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> niels645 down
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#1829 [10:37] <RHI> ok so i should just leave everyhting alone for now
#1830 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> niels645 mc.net/down
#1831 [10:37] <VoxelHead> niels645: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1832 [10:37] <VoxelHead> niels645: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1833 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> yeah
#1834 [10:37] <RHI> how long until it works again?
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#1836 [10:37] <niels645> okay thank you
#1837 [10:37] <theaptpupil> ah so thats why it wont let me log into my server
#1838 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> RHI: no idea
#1839 [10:37] <RHI> ok well thank
#1840 [10:38] <Movedgorilla> hey guys
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#1842 [10:38] <RHI> thanks*
#1843 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> theaptpupil: Play offline for now
#1844 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> yes?
#1845 [10:38] <theaptpupil> can't really
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#1847 [10:38] <theaptpupil> everythign I do is on my server
#1848 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> use an ip whitelist
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#1850 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> if any
#1851 [10:38] <Movedgorilla> when i log in it will just say logging in then after a while it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#1852 [10:38] <Zentiy> Hello, anyone able to tell why i can't connect to minecraft.net when i log in
#1853 [10:38] <Movedgorilla> same ^
#1854 [10:38] <newmbie> same prob here
#1855 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> mc.net is down
#1856 [10:38] <theaptpupil> thats what I get too Movedgorilla
#1857 [10:38] <Movedgorilla> maybes its down guys
#1858 [10:38] <newmbie> i thought my client was screwed
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#1860 [10:39] <Zentiy> website is working fine
#1861 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> mc.net is down
#1862 [10:39] <theaptpupil> I just tried minecraft.net
#1863 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> idk just,
#1864 [10:39] <newmbie> ikr
#1865 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> mc.net is down
#1866 [10:39] <theaptpupil> I had no troubles looging in via web
#1867 [10:39] <newmbie> lol
#1868 [10:39] <newmbie> so sad
#1869 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> theaptpupil: then good for you
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#1871 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> go get some sticks from your yard and some wood and lets go mine in real life.
#1872 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> just that launcher wont work
#1873 [10:39] <newmbie> this is the what-20th time it went down?
#1874 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> yea!
#1875 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> Movedgorilla: I have to stay to spread the word sadly
#1876 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> lets all go mine in real life!
#1877 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> okay
#1878 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> newmbie: maybe some groups are DDoSing them
#1879 [10:39] <Movedgorilla> im going out be right back
#1880 [10:39] <newmbie> lol
#1881 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> they suck
#1882 [10:40] <newmbie> who would DDoS mc?
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#1884 [10:40] <newmbie> Anonymous?
#1885 [10:40] <theaptpupil> im just trying out the browser version
#1886 [10:40] <newmbie> they're attacking my gov tmr
#1887 [10:40] <newmbie> lol
#1888 [10:40] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1889 [10:40] <Movedgorilla> OW i fell going out the doorand skinned my knee.
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#1891 [10:40] <tyteen4a03> theaptpupil: If you are in luck that will work
#1892 [10:40] <xxheshimaxx> hallo i need help because im not able to log in with my premium account
#1893 [10:40] <newmbie> all of us cant
#1894 [10:40] <Lokio27> I CANT LOG IN
#1895 [10:40] <Movedgorilla> i guess im just playing mc offline
#1896 [10:40] <xxheshimaxx> okay
#1897 [10:40] <Movedgorilla> .
#1898 [10:40] <Lokio27> NOOO
#1899 [10:40] <theaptpupil> go to minecraft.net and log in
#1900 [10:40] <Lokio27> MY SERVER
#1901 [10:41] <Movedgorilla> and i just installed a new skin too!
#1902 [10:41] <Movedgorilla> so it wont show up.
#1903 [10:41] <theaptpupil> for me
#1904 [10:41] <newmbie> GUYS
#1905 [10:41] <newmbie> for some weird reason
#1906 [10:41] <Movedgorilla> yea
#1907 [10:41] <theaptpupil> in the browser im getting a black screen
#1908 [10:41] <newmbie> my pals are
#1909 [10:41] <xxheshimaxx> okay. So its a general problem and not only with a few players
#1910 [10:41] <newmbie> experiencing no probs
#1911 [10:41] <newmbie> funny
#1912 [10:41] <newmbie> all of them
#1913 [10:41] <newmbie> :p
#1914 [10:41] <theaptpupil> NOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1915 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> yes it is a general problem
#1916 [10:42] <theaptpupil> lol
#1917 [10:42] <newmbie> turn it up NOTCH
#1918 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> now stop shouting
#1919 [10:42] <Movedgorilla> well, cock.
#1920 [10:42] <xxheshimaxx> okay .... i hope it will be soluted ^^
#1921 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> ?? attitude
#1922 [10:42] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1923 [10:42] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1924 [10:42] <theaptpupil> haha
#1925 [10:42] <theaptpupil> I was having a joke
#1926 [10:42] <Movedgorilla> i wanna be one of the peoples with the stars!
#1927 [10:42] <newmbie> friggin bot
#1928 [10:42] <theaptpupil> like with what happened in the 1.6 server
#1929 [10:42] <theaptpupil> lol
#1930 [10:42] <newmbie> lol
#1931 [10:42] <newmbie> admin u mean?
#1932 [10:43] <Movedgorilla> yerp
#1933 [10:43] <Lokio27> aww
#1934 [10:43] <tyteen4a03> Do you know Java/MySQL/JSP and is super good with them?
#1935 [10:43] <newmbie> what?
#1936 [10:43] <Lokio27> IM AO MAAD
#1937 [10:43] <newmbie> hey
#1938 [10:43] <newmbie> try again
#1939 [10:43] <newmbie> it works now
#1940 [10:43] <Movedgorilla> i wanna be like HAHA IVE NEVER PLAYED MINECRAFT IN MY LIFE OR LEFT MY MOMS BASEMENT BUT, IM BETTER THAN YOU!!
#1941 [10:43] <newmbie> dude
#1942 [10:44] <newmbie> stop spamming
#1943 [10:44] <theaptpupil> yeah nope
#1944 [10:44] <theaptpupil> still no connection for me
#1945 [10:44] <Movedgorilla> me neither
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#1947 [10:44] <theaptpupil> :sadface:
#1948 [10:44] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:85ef:2b98:4941:3f75 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :[16:43:34] <newmbie> stop spamming
#1949 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> there won't be for at least hours, if not days
#1950 [10:44] <theaptpupil> no addiction feeder tonight
#1951 [10:44] <Lokio27> Change your pass then try again
#1952 [10:44] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:85ef:2b98:4941:3f75 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Said the guy unable to make a complete sentence ?
#1953 [10:44] <Movedgorilla> :putnam:
#1954 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> Lokio27: No, Mc.net is down
#1955 [10:44] <Movedgorilla> >:(
#1956 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> ?? attitude
#1957 [10:44] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:85ef:2b98:4941:3f75 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Do you know what is spam ?
#1958 [10:44] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1959 [10:44] <klovn> Im not able to log in...
#1960 [10:44] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1961 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> klovn: Yes, MC.net is down
#1962 [10:45] <Bradley> Mc.net down = cant connect to servers through the downloaded version right?
#1963 [10:45] <tyteen4a03> Bradley: yes
#1964 [10:45] <klovn> yup
#1965 [10:45] <Movedgorilla> correct
#1966 [10:45] <Lokio27> Is about to cry
#1967 [10:45] <Bradley> Cool, cheers
#1968 [10:45] <Movedgorilla> and if we lay online, we wont have our mods or texture acks.
#1969 [10:45] <tyteen4a03> Now please, if you do not need help right now, please leave or not speak unless it is a question or is related to a question others have asked.
#1970 [10:45] <Lokio27> Yes we will if we play offline!
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#1972 [10:46] <Lokio27> HEY!
#1973 [10:46] <Lokio27> I LOGGED IN
#1974 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> Lokio27: good for you
#1975 [10:46] <Adamze> me2
#1976 [10:46] <Lokio27> WOOT
#1977 [10:46] <Movedgorilla> i sitll ahvent
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#1979 [10:46] <Lokio27> you have to do try again and wait
#1980 [10:47] * mib_1h5wnz [mib_1h5wnz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1981 [10:47] <mib_1h5wnz> hi
#1982 [10:47] <mib_1h5wnz> can someone help me?
#1983 [10:47] <kermie> Hi.
#1984 [10:47] <Lokio27> what
#1985 [10:47] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: Yes?
#1986 [10:47] <kermie> I can't seem to log onto minecraft.net
#1987 [10:47] <tyteen4a03> yes, mc.net is down
#1988 [10:47] <Lokio27> Try logging in then try again and wait
#1989 [10:47] <kermie> Are any of you experiencing tis
#1990 [10:47] <mib_1h5wnz> I have bought minecraft and been playing for several months
#1991 [10:47] <kermie> this*
#1992 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> playing through browser might still work
#1993 [10:48] <kermie> oh k ty
#1994 [10:48] <mib_1h5wnz> and i can log into minecraft.net
#1995 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: Yes, minecraft is currently down
#1996 [10:48] <Lokio27> it doesn`t work
#1997 [10:48] <mib_1h5wnz> but it wont let me log in too my minecraft
#1998 [10:48] <mib_1h5wnz> oh
#1999 [10:48] <mib_1h5wnz> ok
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#2001 [10:48] <mib_1h5wnz> ill just play offline
#2002 [10:49] <mib_1h5wnz> also can you make the minecraft mod nethercraft part of minecraft
#2003 [10:49] <mib_1h5wnz> because ive been using this mod for a while and its awesome!!!!
#2004 [10:49] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: No, we can't do that
#2005 [10:49] <Lokio27> Notch isn`t on
#2006 [10:49] <skippydippy> I wanted to play the alpha version of minecraft on my mac but it's only a big black square -.-
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#2008 [10:50] <Lokio27> anyone have the link to minecraft alfa?
#2009 [10:50] <kermie> So all of you cannot log onto minecraft.net
#2010 [10:50] <mib_1h5wnz> why couldnt you add the mod to the original game?
#2011 [10:50] <Lokio27> ANYONE?
#2012 [10:51] <mib_1h5wnz> it adds some great features to the nether
#2013 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> Lokio27: Alpha is no longer online
#2014 [10:51] <skippydippy> alpha: http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
#2015 [10:51] <Lokio27> I CAN LOG IN
#2016 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> skippydippy: No, that is classic
#2017 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: We are not Mojang, and therefore cannot speak for Mojang
#2018 [10:51] <Lokio27> i KNOW
#2019 [10:51] <kermie> I can't. Is it just me?
#2020 [10:51] <mib_1h5wnz> oh
#2021 [10:51] <skippydippy> okay, whatever.... so why can't i play classic?
#2022 [10:51] <mib_1h5wnz> you can play minecraft beta for free
#2023 [10:52] <mib_1h5wnz> you just play it offline
#2024 [10:52] <Lokio27> SIGN UP
#2025 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> No
#2026 [10:52] <skippydippy> i wanted to play with a friend of mine online
#2027 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: You need to buy Minecraft to play beta
#2028 [10:52] <kermie> Is minecraft.net down?
#2029 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2030 [10:52] <skippydippy> but for free...
#2031 [10:52] <kermie> How do you know?
#2032 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: Try: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#2033 [10:52] <mib_1h5wnz> no it asks if you want to play minecraft offline
#2034 [10:52] <Lokio27> GUYS! MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN
#2035 [10:52] <mib_1h5wnz> ive bought it anyway
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#2038 [10:52] <hipy> Is the masterserver down?
#2039 [10:52] <kermie> You said you could log on
#2040 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: You need to buy minecraft, then the launcher will allow you to download the files
#2041 [10:52] <kermie> -.-
#2042 [10:52] <tyteen4a03> hipy: Yes
#2043 [10:53] <hipy> I can tlogin
#2044 [10:53] <hipy> why?
#2045 [10:53] <tyteen4a03> kermie: A lot of people are experiencing this problem
#2046 [10:53] <tyteen4a03> hipy: MC.net is down
#2047 [10:53] <hipy> ddos from that lulzsec retarded group
#2048 [10:53] <kermie> Thank you
#2049 [10:53] <kermie> I assume it was from the recent hack attack.
#2050 [10:53] <kermie> Yeh
#2051 [10:53] <hipy> Damnit, those kiddos only want attention, they got no message
#2052 [10:53] <hipy> at all
#2053 [10:53] <skippydippy> can't i play multiplayer (the classic version) for free on mac?
#2054 [10:53] <Lokio27> I HAT U HACKERS
#2055 [10:53] <kermie> They said they will bring it back up...
#2056 [10:53] <hipy> They actually put on there site, give us some ideas who to attack
#2057 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> skippydippy: Yes
#2058 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> LulzSec: :P
#2059 [10:54] <kermie> >:(
#2060 [10:54] <hipy> seriously
#2061 [10:54] <napoleon> My creative mode says there was a fatal error loading creative mode...... What do i do?
#2062 [10:54] <skippydippy> may I ask: yes as if in: you can't or yes like: yes i can?
#2063 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> napoleon: Did it work before?
#2064 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> skippydippy: Yes you can
#2065 [10:55] <skippydippy> well it doesn't work....
#2066 [10:55] <napoleon> i dont know first time playing it
#2067 [10:55] <tyteen4a03> alright
#2068 [10:55] <skippydippy> and I just don't know why
#2069 [10:55] <tyteen4a03> It might be because mc.net is down
#2070 [10:55] <tyteen4a03> same for napoleon
#2071 [10:55] <kermie> good night all
#2072 [10:55] <napoleon> maybe ill try later
#2073 [10:55] <tyteen4a03> bye
#2074 [10:55] <kermie> hopefully this will be fixed
#2075 [10:55] <skippydippy> is there any hint on when the problem will be fixed?
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#2077 [10:55] <tyteen4a03> yes ;)
#2078 [10:56] <Paulram16> Help please!
#2079 [10:56] <Paulram16> I need help!
#2080 [10:56] <skippydippy> bye
#2081 [10:56] <Paulram16> Anyone?
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#2083 [10:56] <skippydippy> just speal up, some might help you in here
#2084 [10:56] <skippydippy> *spek
#2085 [10:56] <skippydippy> *speak
#2086 [10:57] <skippydippy> damn...
#2087 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> at least hours, if not days
#2088 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> ??> Paulram16 ask
#2089 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> ??> Paulram16 ask
#2090 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> anyways
#2091 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> Paulram16: Mc.net is down
#2092 [10:57] <VoxelHead> Paulram16: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2093 [10:57] <VoxelHead> Paulram16: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2095 [10:57] <Paulram16> TYteen thank you!
#2096 [10:57] <Paulram16> lol thats all i wanted to know!!!
#2097 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2098 [10:57] <Paulram16> thanks alot XD. Update or hacking or DDOS?
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#2100 [10:57] <tyteen4a03> DDoS, I think
#2101 [10:58] <skippydippy> I suppose right now the answer to all the problems is that mc.net is down...
#2102 [10:58] <frogonia> hey my computer keeps crashing while running minecraft i need help
#2103 [10:58] <saisor> I keep getting this "Can't connect to minecraft.net" since yesterda... oh
#2104 [10:58] <skippydippy> well that's that then, bye
#2105 [10:59] <Paulram16> Its down...
#2106 [10:59] <saisor> How can you tell?
#2107 [10:59] <Paulram16> My brother tells me can connect
#2108 [10:59] <Paulram16> Because more than half of us are getting it
#2109 [11:00] <saisor> okay ^^
#2110 [11:00] <frogonia> when i am playing my computer crashes and shuts off after 15 min of gameplay dose anyone know why
#2111 [11:00] <Paulram16> Can i post a link if it helps towards the subject?
#2112 [11:00] <tyteen4a03> ?
#2113 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> Paulram16: Yes, unless the helpers tell you that it wont help
#2114 [11:01] <Paulram16> http://isitdown.co.uk/
#2115 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> nah
#2116 [11:01] <Paulram16> Thats for the people wondering if its down
#2117 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> isn't reflecting the updated information
#2118 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> even isminecraftdown.net didnt
#2119 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> so... yeah
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#2123 [11:03] <Paulram16> lol dam. fix it notch! i'm addicted. If it doesn't get backup soon i might have to....... do house work!
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#2125 [11:03] <tyteen4a03> Paulram16: Do housework
#2126 [11:04] <Paulram16> lol
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#2129 [11:05] <mib_1h5wnz> damnit i lost my stuff in the nether
#2130 [11:05] <sprog> Hey my bin file is gone
#2131 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: INVedit tiem!
#2132 [11:05] <mib_1h5wnz> does any1 here mod minecraft?
#2133 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> sprog: Try playing through online to download them, mc.net is down
#2134 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: I do
#2135 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> as in, install
#2136 [11:05] <tyteen4a03> never touched code :)
#2137 [11:06] <sprog> hello i was messing around and accidently deleted my bin file help please
#2138 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> sprog: Try playing through online to download them, mc.net is down
#2139 [11:06] <sprog> it doesnt allow me 2 play online
#2140 [11:06] <saisor> So does anyone know why some of us is having this login problem. Some says minecraft.net is down, some says it's not...
#2141 [11:07] <Paulram16> Yes
#2142 [11:07] <Paulram16> i think more than half the people are getting it. some are not
#2143 [11:07] <Paulram16> my brother isn't
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#2145 [11:08] <mib_1h5wnz> all you guys need to get the nethercraft mod
#2146 [11:08] <saisor> I deleted my minecraft folder. Didn't help.
#2147 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: Please do not advertise here.
#2148 [11:08] <mib_1h5wnz> dont get single player comands or too many itmes though
#2149 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> saisor: MC.net is down
#2150 [11:08] <mib_1h5wnz> they make minceraft boring
#2151 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> mib_1h5wnz: some people prefer classic over beta, like me
#2152 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> so I use TMI to gain a classic-like beta
#2153 [11:09] <mib_1h5wnz> oh ok
#2154 [11:09] <mib_1h5wnz> i like to just have a complete vanilla except i have the spheres mod and nethercraft
#2155 [11:09] <mib_1h5wnz> spheres is a world gen
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#2157 [11:09] <mib_1h5wnz> and nethercraft is like the normal minecraft in the nether
#2158 [11:10] <mib_6x9525> hello
#2159 [11:10] <mib_6x9525> i need help
#2160 [11:10] <Paulram16> i'm in!
#2161 [11:10] <Paulram16> zomg i think the server might be busy lol then
#2162 [11:10] <mib_1h5wnz> im not in
#2163 [11:10] <Paulram16> Thanks for the help
#2164 [11:10] <mib_1h5wnz> i have to play offline
#2165 [11:10] <mib_6x9525> why does it say "server connection timed out:connection?"
#2166 [11:11] <mib_6x9525> wont let me play multiplayer
#2167 [11:11] <mib_6x9525> anyone know why?
#2168 [11:12] <mib_1h5wnz> mine wont even let me get into my game withought having to play offline
#2169 [11:12] <mib_6x9525> ik same here
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#2171 [11:12] <mib_6x9525> whats wwrong?
#2172 [11:12] <mib_066six> i dont know what i need to play minecraft
#2173 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> mc.net is offline
#2174 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_066six requirements/lessrude
#2175 [11:13] <VoxelHead> mib_066six: (requirements/lessrude) 1.5GiB of RAM (3 GiB if you want to run the server and client at the same time), a 2.4GHz or so per core CPU, and if you expect the world to get rather big, 100MB or so of hard drive space.
#2176 [11:13] <VoxelHead> mib_066six: (requirements/lessrude) A server will use a lot of bandwidth, _per player_ because the world is in a constant state of flux.
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#2178 [11:13] <tyteen4a03> mib_6x9525: That server is offline
#2179 [11:13] <mib_ncq3pc> hello?
#2180 [11:13] <mib_6x9525> so what do i do?
#2181 [11:13] <mib_ncq3pc> i need some help
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#2183 [11:14] <minecrafter18> Kealper I don't know if you remember me but I got a error to show you from my java consol, before my game crashed now!
#2184 [11:14] <mib_ncq3pc> my minecraft wont load when i click on play in broaser any suggestions?
#2185 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> minecraftter18: Please pastebin it
#2186 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> mib_ncq3pc: MC.net is down
#2187 [11:15] <minecrafter18> http://pastebin.com/zkw6pa12
#2188 [11:15] <mib_ncq3pc> really?
#2189 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2190 [11:15] <mib_ncq3pc> my brother was just on it
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#2193 [11:15] <mib_066six> Can i play minecraft with 1.73 ghz and 512 ram????
#2194 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> mib_ncq3pc: As I know, the download and auth server is down
#2195 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> mib_066six: no
#2196 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> you need at least around 1.5GB of ram
#2197 [11:15] <mib_ncq3pc> should it still work in broaser?
#2198 [11:16] <mib_066six> im playing from a laptop
#2199 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter18: there should be more
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#2201 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> mib_ncq3pc: if you are lucky
#2202 [11:16] <mib_066six> RAM?
#2203 [11:16] <mib_ncq3pc> does it work from the broaser/
#2204 [11:16] <mib_2tf524> how come it won't let me log on online (because it says 'can't connect to minecraft.net')
#2205 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> MC.net is down
#2206 [11:16] <minecrafter18> hehe It cant be scrolled down more in the consol sec, il work on it
#2207 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> mib_066six: you might want to buy another laptop then
#2208 [11:16] <mib_ncq3pc> can u sitll play in broser?
#2209 [11:16] <mib_2tf524> oh how long for?
#2210 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> but you can try out first
#2211 [11:16] <tyteen4a03> well, since yesterday
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#2213 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> should it still work in broaser
#2214 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> ?
#2215 [11:17] <tyteen4a03> mib_ncq3pc: if you are lucky
#2216 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> k
#2217 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> thanks
#2218 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> do you know when it will be back up?
#2219 [11:17] <mib_066six> i tried and when i go to play i put my name i enter and it fails
#2220 [11:17] <tyteen4a03> no idea
#2221 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> k
#2222 [11:17] <tyteen4a03> mib_066six: Have you bought minecraft yet?
#2223 [11:17] <mib_ncq3pc> is it planned or is it a fault?
#2224 [11:17] <tyteen4a03> a DDoS, I guess
#2225 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> bvt yes, a fault
#2226 [11:18] <mib_ncq3pc> k
#2227 [11:18] <mib_066six> im trying a test minecraft
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#2229 [11:18] <mib_066six> you can find it on youtube
#2230 [11:18] <minecrafter18> tyteen4a03, where does the log save itself. Perhaps I can find it, I cant scroll it down further than it says 6 more.
#2231 [11:18] <minecrafter18> java folder?
#2232 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_066six demo
#2233 [11:18] <VoxelHead> mib_066six: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2234 [11:18] <VoxelHead> mib_066six: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2235 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter18: Can you get the exception?
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#2237 [11:19] <Moonwolf> !check minecraft.net
#2238 [11:19] <tyteen4a03> Moonwolf, there you go
#2239 [11:19] <Moonwolf> grmpf
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#2241 [11:19] <Moonwolf> how long already ?
#2242 [11:19] <mib_2tf524> is it possible that minecraft.net would be online today?
#2243 [11:20] <tyteen4a03> since yesterday I guess
#2244 [11:20] <Moonwolf> damn
#2245 [11:20] <tyteen4a03> mib_2tf524: no idea
#2246 [11:20] <mib_2tf524> ok thanks
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#2248 [11:22] <larsk2009> hi
#2249 [11:22] <whestone> my Minecraft say:Can't connect to minecraft.net can someone help me?
#2250 [11:22] <Moonwolf> did they get DDoS ed again?
#2251 [11:22] <Moonwolf> minecraft net is down
#2252 [11:22] <larsk2009> mine says that to
#2253 [11:22] <larsk2009> oh ok
#2254 [11:22] <larsk2009> thanks
#2255 [11:23] <whestone> Thanks Moonwolf
#2256 [11:23] <larsk2009> do you know when it wil by online again
#2257 [11:23] <mib_2tf524> no idea
#2258 [11:23] <larsk2009> ok
#2259 [11:23] <larsk2009> do you know why it is off
#2260 [11:23] <Moonwolf> i think someone should set the topic
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#2262 [11:24] <minecrafter18> tyteen4a03 Im not following completely, after ... 6 more "in the java console". I cant scroll down further, so I thought maybe I should find the location of the log itself, so I could give you all the informatuion.
#2263 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter18: Figured out the exception, my fault :P
#2264 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> Moonwolf: no ops online for 2 hours
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#2266 [11:24] <larsk2009> ?
#2267 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> until now I am handling them all
#2268 [11:24] <tyteen4a03> by myself
#2269 [11:24] <larsk2009> is it online in 2 hours
#2270 [11:24] <wHOISYOFACE> hello hows it going
#2271 [11:25] <larsk2009> or what?
#2272 [11:25] <larsk2009> i din't get it moonwolf
#2273 [11:25] <larsk2009> srry
#2274 [11:25] <larsk2009> i mean tyteen4a03
#2275 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> larsk2009: no idea
#2276 [11:25] <Moonwolf> maybe Kealper should teach his bot that if someone says cant login it answers minecraft.net is down
#2277 [11:25] <larsk2009> yeah
#2278 [11:25] <larsk2009> il try again later lol
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#2280 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> I am writing a simple bot for that right now
#2281 [11:25] <tyteen4a03> I dont want to bother again
#2282 [11:25] <larsk2009> maby overload of minecraft serer
#2283 [11:26] <larsk2009> ok lol
#2284 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> I am receiving 3 requests per minute ;_;
#2285 [11:26] <Moonwolf> xD yeah
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#2287 [11:26] <wHOISYOFACE> just logging on to see if minecraft.net was down for anyone else because all the sited ive searched say its up
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#2289 [11:26] <minecrafter18> So what did you yield by the exception :>
#2290 [11:26] <Moonwolf> ITS DOWN
#2291 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> yes it is down
#2292 [11:26] <larsk2009> i'm leaving thanks for the help
#2293 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> TheReddeH!
#2294 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> finally somebody to help
#2295 [11:26] <tyteen4a03> or not
#2296 [11:27] <wHOISYOFACE> Thanks alot guys good luck on your issues
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#2301 [11:28] <Gurgadurgen> so... I can't seem to log in to minecraft today?
#2302 [11:28] <Gurgadurgen> anybody else experiencing this issue?
#2303 [11:28] <wHOISYOFACE> they saying its down atm
#2304 [11:28] <minecrafter18> tyteen4a03, what did you find out about my exception error thingy? :)
#2305 [11:28] <Gurgadurgen> ahh
#2306 [11:28] <Gurgadurgen> thanks :P
#2307 [11:28] <wHOISYOFACE> np
#2308 [11:29] <mib_2tf524> my friend is online on minecraft atm and he's playing on his server, how come there isn't any problem for him?
#2309 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> mib_2tf524: he is lucky ;)
#2310 [11:29] <mccoubreym> I keep trying to log in and it loads for ages then says 'cant conect to minecraft.net' could someone help me please
#2311 [11:29] <mib_2tf524> oh lol
#2312 [11:29] <wHOISYOFACE> there are diferent servers for different areas id imagine
#2313 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter18: no, you really need to forward this to kealper
#2314 [11:29] <Moonwolf> @tyteen4a03 which language are you using for your bot ?
#2315 [11:29] <mib_2tf524> damn him lol XD
#2316 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> Moonwolf: python
#2317 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> simple twisted bot from a skeleton I have
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#2319 [11:30] <minecrafter18> tyteen4a03 is he here?
#2320 [11:30] <brumbysti> hello?
#2321 [11:30] <Moonwolf> @minecrafter18 no but whats your issue ?
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#2325 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> Moonwolf: He probably explained his issue to Kealper
#2326 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> let him handle that
#2327 [11:31] <brumbysti> is there an issue connecting to minecraft since last night?
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#2329 [11:31] <saisor> I'm in, bye¨
#2330 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2331 [11:31] <minecrafter18> http://pastebin.com/zkw6pa12 , I can't play minecraft, when I try to login it works fine but end up in white screen
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#2333 [11:31] <Coll> is the login server of minecraft down?
#2334 [11:31] <minecrafter18> thats my java consol log thingy
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#2336 [11:31] <natinusala> hello everyone
#2337 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan!
#2338 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> help me
#2339 [11:32] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03: Uh, with?
#2340 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> I am receiving 3-5 requests per minute ;_;
#2341 [11:32] <brumbysti> is the login server down?
#2342 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> for 2 hours
#2343 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> by myself
#2344 [11:32] <rock4live> it doesnt connect to minecraft.net
#2345 [11:32] <minecrafter18> Yeah, me and Kealper talked a few days ago, but then I tried to solve it myself after a long chat. I had no java consol log to show him then, but I have now
#2346 [11:32] <natinusala> me too
#2347 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> 99% about MC.net being down
#2348 [11:32] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
#2349 [11:32] <natinusala> oO'
#2350 [11:32] <GentlemanGrey> Oh, so I'm not the only one with that problem?
#2351 [11:32] <Morrolan> !check
#2352 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter18: Please do /query Kealper message
#2353 [11:32] <Morrolan> Oh, wrong
#2354 [11:32] <Morrolan> !isdown
#2355 [11:32] <GreyBot> Morrolan: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2356 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> No
#2357 [11:32] <Coll> odd since I can connect to the site
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#2359 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> it is not reflecting the truth
#2360 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> download and auth is still down
#2361 [11:33] <Morrolan> But yes, since the login server is down.
#2362 [11:33] <natinusala> :(
#2363 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: finally I can go to rest
#2364 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2365 [11:33] <Moonwolf> no its on
#2366 [11:33] <Coll> lame any word on it yet?
#2367 [11:33] <Morrolan> Well, nothing to do about this other than to wait.
#2368 [11:33] <Moonwolf> im in
#2369 [11:33] <GentlemanGrey> Well, at least I now know that it's not just me.
#2370 [11:33] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03: Nooo :o
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#2372 [11:33] <natinusala> For how often ?
#2373 [11:33] <GentlemanGrey> Thanks everyone!
#2374 [11:33] <brumbysti> how serious? (how long?)
#2375 [11:33] <natinusala> (sorry for bad english i'm french ^^')
#2376 [11:33] <Moonwolf> its online i got in
#2377 [11:33] <Morrolan> brumbysti: How long it'll be down? No idea.
#2378 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: I handled literally over 720 users in the last 2 hours
#2379 [11:34] <Morrolan> Yea, it's horrible sometimeds, tyteen4a03. :/
#2380 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> I need some rest ;_;
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#2382 [11:34] <Morrolan> Sure thing :)
#2383 [11:34] <natinusala> Okay...
#2384 [11:34] <natinusala> THanks
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#2386 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> meanwhile I am going to make a python bot that tells you that
#2387 [11:34] <mib_2tf524> lol
#2388 [11:34] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine , could you set the channel topic to "login server is down" or similar, maybe some people will actually read it.
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#2390 [11:35] <onix> Hello?
#2391 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> onix: yes?
#2392 [11:35] <Mikecraft> Whatever they pay you tyteen4a03, it's not enough :p Well done!
#2393 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> Mikecraft: thank you very much :P4
#2394 [11:35] <Morrolan> Hah, pay. XD
#2395 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> ~down
#2396 [11:35] <quaddle> is any else not able to connect to minecraft.net?
#2397 [11:35] <Morrolan> Yes, many are.
#2398 [11:35] <Berendal> Yes ;)
#2399 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: asking g to add a command that repeats this
#2400 [11:35] <rock4live> yes
#2401 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> ~command
#2402 [11:36] <quaddle> i cant at all
#2403 [11:36] <tyteen4a03> ~help
#2404 [11:36] <Morrolan> quaddle: Yea, you'll have to wait until Mojang got their stuff straight.
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#2406 [11:36] <Morrolan> ??< mc.net/down
#2407 [11:36] <Moonwolf> !check minecraft.net
#2408 [11:37] <Berendal> ??< Berendal mc.net/down
#2409 [11:37] <Morrolan> Moonwolf: That's the wrong command :D
#2410 [11:37] <onix> hey i was wondering if you can help me, i have a problem running minecraft where it says my video card drivers aren't up to date, but they are fully updated. I used to have windows xp and minecraft ran fine on that but then i upgraded to windows 7 and now i get this error. My video card driver is a ATI Mobility Radeon 2300. If anyone can help i would much app
#2411 [11:37] <Morrolan> Moonmon: !check is to check if a server is running on that ip
#2412 [11:37] <Moonwolf> y?
#2413 [11:37] <Berendal> ??< mc.net/down
#2414 [11:37] <Moonwolf> lol ok
#2415 [11:37] <Morrolan> If you want to check if minecraft.net is down use !isdown
#2416 [11:37] <Morrolan> It will only check the webserver though, which is up.
#2417 [11:37] <Moonwolf> !isdown
#2418 [11:37] <GreyBot> Moonwolf: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2419 [11:37] <Morrolan> The login server however is completely overloaded
#2420 [11:38] <tyteen4a03> Morrolan: any ideas on onix?
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#2422 [11:38] <Moonwolf> well i hit that small time window and now im logged in
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#2424 [11:38] <Morrolan> Moonmon: Lucky you :D
#2425 [11:38] <Morrolan> Just don't log off again :p
#2426 [11:38] <Moonwolf> !check mooni.minecraft.to
#2427 [11:38] <ml90whoami> hey Guys
#2428 [11:39] <Morrolan> hey ml90whoami
#2429 [11:39] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03: Hmm, not really :/
#2430 [11:39] <mib_2tf524> Its working now check
#2431 [11:39] <ml90whoami> My Minecraft can't connect to minecraft.net
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#2433 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/down
#2434 [11:39] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
#2435 [11:39] <ml90whoami> I wonder why
#2436 [11:39] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#2437 [11:39] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#2438 [11:39] <ml90whoami> ah okay...
#2439 [11:39] <Morrolan> ml90whoami: DDOS
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#2441 [11:39] <Morrolan> I guess.
#2442 [11:39] <Morcam> Is lulznet at it again, then?
#2443 [11:39] <Morrolan> No idea, but I'd say so.
#2444 [11:40] <blinky> hey can anyone help me :)?
#2445 [11:40] <Morrolan> blinky: Can't connect to minecraft.net?
#2446 [11:40] <blinky> yeah
#2447 [11:40] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
#2448 [11:40] <Morrolan> ??>> blinky mc.net/down
#2449 [11:40] <ml90whoami> xD
#2450 [11:40] <ml90whoami> great
#2451 [11:40] <blinky> oh ok thanks :D
#2452 [11:40] <onix> Guys please help hey i was wondering if you can help me, i have a problem running minecraft where it says my video card drivers aren't up to date, but they are fully updated. I used to have windows xp and minecraft ran fine on that but then i upgraded to windows 7 and now i get this error. My video card driver is a ATI Mobility Radeon 2300. If anyone can help
#2453 [11:40] <Moonwolf> well i think maybe i will sit here and copy/paste evry 10 sec minecraft.net is down
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#2455 [11:41] <ml90whoami> Well, they could put some information on the page...
#2456 [11:41] <Mikecraft> Hmm If it's lulznet then the minecraft guys aren't acknowledging them. From Tobias: "Login server is currently rather busy due to it lazily migrating data from last night's update. It'll be fine in due course."
#2457 [11:41] <ml90whoami> would make thiungs easier
#2458 [11:41] <Coll> I connected
#2459 [11:41] <Coll> try now
#2460 [11:41] <Morrolan> ml90whoami: Well, it's not as if it were planned ;)
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#2463 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> Moonwolf: No, I am writing a bot which will do that to everybody when they sign in
#2464 [11:42] <ml90whoami> ^^
#2465 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> ill make it as a query so they notice the flashing colours and notice
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#2467 [11:42] <Moonwolf> well maybe you should use autoit like kealper it would be finished already
#2468 [11:42] <Morrolan> Hmph, we should do it like #bukkit handles question about release dates I guess. :D
#2469 [11:42] <Morrolan> (Read: Kick)
#2470 [11:42] <onix> hey i was wondering if you can help me, i have a problem running minecraft where it says my video card drivers aren't up to date, but they are fully updated. I used to have windows xp and minecraft ran fine on that but then i upgraded to windows 7 and now i get this error. My video card driver is a ATI Mobility Radeon 2300. If anyone can help i would much app
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#2472 [11:42] <BadJoke> I dont know, how often this already was said, but I cant log in in Minecraft
#2473 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> onix: We know
#2474 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> g
#2475 [11:43] <Coll> I just logged into minecraft
#2476 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> now, how does this work?
#2477 [11:43] <Coll> give it a try
#2478 [11:43] <Morrolan> ??>> BadJoke mc.net/down
#2479 [11:43] <rock4live> i can login in minecraft
#2480 [11:43] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
#2481 [11:43] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 9 working (7 normal, 2 reversed), and 3 broken.
#2482 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> ?? mc.net/down
#2483 [11:43] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#2484 [11:43] <g> okay
#2485 [11:43] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#2486 [11:43] <Coll> well then I got lucky :D
#2487 [11:43] <Morrolan> Coll: It's just luck if you get it or not, really.
#2488 [11:43] <g> ~minecraft down
#2489 [11:43] <ml90whoami> @Coll: and how did you do that
#2490 [11:43] <ml90whoami> if mc.net is down
#2491 [11:43] <BadJoke> another question
#2492 [11:43] <ml90whoami> ?
#2493 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> ~minecraft down
#2494 [11:43] <g> someone rejoin
#2495 [11:43] <onix> tyteen4a03: sorrry i just really need help and i thought this is the one place that could
#2496 [11:43] <Coll> I clicked the button called login
#2497 [11:43] <tyteen4a03> [23:43] -McPlusPlus- You do not have access to this command.
#2498 [11:43] <g> Yeah
#2499 [11:43] <Mikecraft> Have faith guys, I just got in. I'm sure you will too eventually :)
#2500 [11:43] <g> login
#2501 [11:43] <mib_2tf524> so many spam of mc down lol XD
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#2503 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> onix: We are trying to resolve the issue, but we are currently experiencing a very high load
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#2505 [11:44] <Morrolan> onix: Come back later, really, atm none will notice your question, and the ones who do can't help you.
#2506 [11:44] <BadJoke> i built a map today, and now it disappeared
#2507 [11:44] <g> It didn't send
#2508 [11:44] <g> ~minecraft up
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#2510 [11:44] <onix> ok, thanks anyway :)
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#2513 [11:44] <picker> can someone help me ?
#2514 [11:44] * tyteen4a03 [tyteen4a03@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2515 [11:44] <g> it are not werk
#2516 [11:44] <tyteen4a03> derp
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#2518 [11:44] <Morrolan> picker: Can't connect to minecraft.net ? We know.
#2519 [11:44] <BadJoke> its still in the bin directory, but I cant choose it
#2520 [11:44] <mib_fd2rz3> Can you help me? When i play Minecraft it crashes. Then it gives me an error that Java Runtime Enviroment is not working or something like that. How can you fix that?
#2521 [11:44] <picker> i cant loggin ..
#2522 [11:45] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
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#2524 [11:45] <g> I derped
#2525 [11:45] <ml90whoami> :D
#2526 [11:45] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
#2527 [11:45] <g> Stupid typo
#2528 [11:45] <picker> but i´ve logged me in on the website
#2529 [11:45] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net auth server is down
#2530 [11:45] <mib_2tf524> damn it ,managed to log on but can't play online :(
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#2532 [11:45] <picker> ohh ok ..
#2533 [11:45] <Awesomeness> :(
#2534 [11:45] <g> okay
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#2536 [11:45] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 9 working (7 normal, 2 reversed), and 3 broken.
#2537 [11:45] <g> now it's started up
#2538 [11:45] <g> ~minecraft down
#2539 [11:45] <picker> can you say me when it is online?
#2540 [11:46] <mib_fd2rz3> When i play Minecraft it crashes. Then it gives me an error that Java Runtime Enviroment is not working or something like that. How can you fix that?
#2541 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> ~minecraft down
#2542 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> no access
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#2544 [11:46] <g> You're not meant to have access
#2545 [11:46] * mib_vclrke [mib_vclrke@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2546 [11:46] <g> It's working
#2547 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> lolk
#2548 [11:46] <g> I can see it noticing them
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#2550 [11:46] * g slaps VoxelHead around a bit with an unreasonably massive trout.
#2550 [11:46] <ml90whoami> ohh im online
#2551 [11:46] * tyteen4a03 [tyteen4a03@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2552 [11:46] <ml90whoami> great^^
#2553 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> Thanks a lot g
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#2555 [11:46] <ml90whoami> okay thanks guys!
#2556 [11:47] <picker> i cant even login
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#2558 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> Please note that minecraft.net is down. Nobody here can help bring it up faster, so please be patient.
#2559 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> I think we got rid of one
#2560 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> ^^
#2561 [11:47] <ml90whoami> picker: just try again....
#2562 [11:47] <g> Noticed the ops
#2563 [11:47] <tyteen4a03> thank you very much
#2564 [11:48] <ml90whoami> I did it for about 15 minutes and now it logged in
#2565 [11:48] <g> No prob
#2566 [11:48] <g> ~stfu
#2567 [11:48] <g> (URL parser)
#2568 [11:48] <picker> cant connect to minecraft net :(
#2569 [11:48] <g> picker: Please note that minecraft.net is down. Nobody here can help bring it up faster, so please be patient.
#2570 [11:48] <Moonwolf> minecraft.net is down
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#2572 [11:49] <GROND> Need help with sudden JAVA error
#2573 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> GROND: yes?
#2574 [11:49] <Moonwolf> a java error thank god ^^
#2575 [11:49] <GROND> Says: java.nio.BufferOverflowException
#2576 [11:49] <picker> ok syr..
#2577 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> GROND: What are you doing when it happened?
#2578 [11:49] <GROND> Logging on
#2579 [11:49] <GROND> offline of course
#2580 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> GROND: did it work before?
#2581 [11:50] <GROND> Just yesterday
#2582 [11:50] <g> GROND: Offline /of course/ ?
#2583 [11:50] <g> Why of course?
#2584 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> Have you installed any mods?
#2585 [11:50] <g> Oh
#2586 [11:50] * g derps
#2586 [11:50] <GROND> Nope
#2587 [11:50] * g slaps VoxelHead
#2587 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> g: derp
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#2589 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> Vox, shut up
#2590 [11:52] <GROND> Wait: this time it worked! (?)
#2591 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> GROND: If it happened again let us know
#2592 [11:52] <Paulram16> Everyone able to connect now?
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#2594 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> [L]
#2595 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> can you add Minecraft.net login server is down message to topic
#2596 [11:53] * wh1t3c0d3r [wh1t3c0d3r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2597 [11:54] <wh1t3c0d3r> Hello, does the minecraft login server is down?
#2598 [11:54] <mib_2tf524> yep
#2599 [11:55] <wh1t3c0d3r> ah, that explain why I can't connect. Thanks for the answer.
#2600 [11:55] <wh1t3c0d3r> Bye
#2601 [11:55] <mib_2tf524> np
#2602 [11:55] <mib_2tf524> bye
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#2605 [11:56] <marcisovsky> hi!
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#2607 [11:57] <marcisovsky> i just purchased minecraft, but i cant login via minecraft.exe...cant connect to minecraft.net
#2608 [11:57] <marcisovsky> any ideas?
#2609 [11:57] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#2610 [11:57] <tmp> when i try and log in on the stand alone launcher it just comes up with a black screen
#2611 [11:57] <marcisovsky> ou...is there any status of server on web?
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#2613 [11:58] <mib_2tf524> not atm
#2614 [11:58] <marcisovsky> THX
#2615 [11:58] <mib_2tf524> np
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#2617 [11:59] <ralph> hello
#2618 [12:00] <mib_2tf524> hi
#2619 [12:00] <ralph> are you here tyo help
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#2621 [12:00] <ralph> to*
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#2624 [12:00] <tmp> when i try to log in it on minecrafts stand alone launcher it comes up with a black, any ideas
#2625 [12:00] <mib_2tf524> is it about minecraft not letting you log on?
#2626 [12:00] <tmp> yes
#2627 [12:00] <ralph> yep
#2628 [12:01] <mib_6x9525> how come i can join some multiplayer servers and the one i really want says server connection faileD?
#2629 [12:01] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#2630 [12:01] <ralph> the server your trying to join might be broken at the moment
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#2632 [12:02] <ralph> is that why no one can login?
#2633 [12:02] <mib_2tf524> yep
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#2635 [12:02] <mib_2tf524> not sure when it will be fixed though
#2636 [12:02] <ralph> crap i just deleted everything in the .minecraft folder except from saves and its still not working:s
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#2638 [12:03] <mib_2tf524> lol
#2639 [12:03] <mib_2tf524> you empty recycle bin yet?
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#2641 [12:03] <ralph> nope
#2642 [12:03] <mib_2tf524> oh then just restore it from the bin
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#2644 [12:04] <ralph> well your supposed to delete everythuing in the .minecraft folder then do a forced update but its not working this time...
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#2646 [12:04] <mib_2tf524> you can just do force update
#2647 [12:04] <Searry> hey is the login server down? i can't play multi because of this
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#2649 [12:05] <mib_2tf524> yea
#2650 [12:05] <alizarcivire> So minecraft.net is still down from yesterday?
#2651 [12:05] <mib_2tf524> yep
#2652 [12:05] <ralph> i cant login at all
#2653 [12:05] <Searry> me neither
#2654 [12:05] <alizarcivire> is there a bypass route right now
#2655 [12:05] * bi0hazard [bi0hazard@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2656 [12:05] <ralph> not even to singleplayer:s
#2657 [12:05] <mib_2tf524> if your lucky you might be able to log in like some others..
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#2659 [12:06] <mib_rzc3oz> are you bussy fixing the conection time out bug
#2660 [12:06] <Nexxus213> so
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#2662 [12:06] <Nexxus213> minecraft getting attacked again?
#2663 [12:06] <mib_2tf524> not so sure yet
#2664 [12:06] <Nexxus213> because 2 days in a row is a bit redic.
#2665 [12:06] <bi0hazard> damn needed my minecraft fix lol :p
#2666 [12:06] <Nexxus213> same
#2667 [12:07] <alizarcivire> If you need to connected to your servers
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#2670 [12:07] <alizarcivire> you can run minecraftsp
#2671 [12:07] <Nexxus213> can't play on any legitimate servers right now :{
#2672 [12:07] <alizarcivire> and disable offline mode
#2673 [12:07] <Nexxus213> SP is nowhere near the same
#2674 [12:07] <hipy> i put my server in offline mode:p
#2675 [12:07] <alizarcivire> yeah i know lol. I run a server and we are in the process of building a new world
#2676 [12:07] <alizarcivire> so I need to get on just dont really want it in offline mode
#2677 [12:08] <Nexxus213> good idea
#2678 [12:08] * mib_doprb2 [mib_doprb2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2679 [12:08] <Nexxus213> so why is there no info on what's going on?
#2680 [12:08] <alizarcivire> my question also lol.
#2681 [12:08] <ralph> when i try and login it says unable to connect to minecraft.net then when i try to play offline it just comes up with a black screen please help
#2682 [12:08] <mib_doprb2> Hey guys, I can't login to Minecraft. What's the reason and is it my fault?
#2683 [12:08] <Nexxus213> you'd think that would be top priority
#2684 [12:08] <Morrolan> ?? mc.net/down
#2685 [12:08] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#2686 [12:08] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#2687 [12:08] * mib_h2ncgi [mib_h2ncgi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2688 [12:08] <Morrolan> Nexxus213: I guess we can be quite sure that they're working on it right now.
#2689 [12:08] <mib_2tf524> im not the official minecraft supporter ,they are just away so im just here for a bit
#2690 [12:09] <SlashLife> Morrolan: Can we?
#2691 [12:09] <mib_h2ncgi> hello
#2692 [12:09] <alizarcivire> soon (TM)
#2693 [12:09] <Morrolan> SlashLife: Well, I hope so.
#2694 [12:09] <SlashLife> I wouldn't be so sure about that, sorry.
#2695 [12:09] <Nexxus213> i mean yeah i'm glad they're working on it i would just like some updates.. it's been down since like 1am xD
#2696 [12:09] <Morrolan> Doesn't matter if we can or not though, because, you know, it won't change anything.
#2697 [12:09] <mib_doprb2> Alright, thanks mate. I'll just wait. :)
#2698 [12:09] <tt> 15 Min ago I´ve dowloaded minecraft after I bought the game, but it dosn't start. There is no way to start the file minecraft,because there is no an end like exe or ppt.
#2699 [12:09] <mib_h2ncgi> hey guys i amnt able to play online it alaways says cant connect can anybody tell me why??
#2700 [12:10] <Morrolan> tt: Add .exe to the end of the filename
#2701 [12:10] <alizarcivire> omfg
#2702 [12:10] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#2703 [12:10] <Morrolan> ??> mib_h2ncgi mc.net/down
#2704 [12:10] <Nexxus213> read above minecraft.net login is down
#2705 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_h2ncgi: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#2706 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_h2ncgi: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#2707 [12:10] <alizarcivire> i have to guess voxel head is an auto respond XD
#2708 [12:10] <ralph> do you think its bringing me to a black screen because i tryed to download toomanyitems?
#2709 [12:10] <Nexxus213> gotta laugh at that "soon" comment
#2710 [12:10] <Nexxus213> xD
#2711 [12:10] <alizarcivire> @ralph
#2712 [12:10] <alizarcivire> yes
#2713 [12:10] <alizarcivire> did you delete the meta folder?
#2714 [12:10] <tt> thanks
#2715 [12:11] <mib_2tf524> you probably installed the mod wrong
#2716 [12:11] <Nexxus213> ralph did you delete the meta.inf
#2717 [12:11] <ralph> yes
#2718 [12:11] <Morrolan> alizarcivire: He's a bot. :)
#2719 [12:11] <Morrolan> We use it for a FAQ.
#2720 [12:11] <alizarcivire> I figured morrolan
#2721 [12:11] <Morrolan> Heh, grats. :D
#2722 [12:11] <mib_2tf524> you might need modloader
#2723 [12:11] <Nexxus213> ew
#2724 [12:11] <Nexxus213> screw modloader
#2725 [12:11] <Nexxus213> :3
#2726 [12:11] <ralph> ive got it
#2727 [12:11] <Nexxus213> manually install mods FTW
#2728 [12:11] <Searry> damn if i disable online mode and white list nobody will have their inventory
#2729 [12:11] <mib_h2ncgi> hey guys i amnt able to play online it alaways says cant connect can anybody tell me why??
#2730 [12:11] <ralph> and its in the archives
#2731 [12:11] <mib_2tf524> you sure you putted all the classes in the right place?
#2732 [12:11] <alizarcivire> Searry
#2733 [12:12] <alizarcivire> they should still have it
#2734 [12:12] <ralph> i cant even login offline!
#2735 [12:12] <Searry> well
#2736 [12:12] <alizarcivire> that is stored in the player.dat files
#2737 [12:12] <Searry> they don't have their nicknames
#2738 [12:12] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: Again, it is suffering heavy load at the moment, please wait ntil it's fixed.
#2739 [12:12] <g> MC stil down?
#2740 [12:12] <alizarcivire> oh true
#2741 [12:12] <Morrolan> Searry: It's no good idea anyway IMO.
#2742 [12:12] <Nexxus213> k i'm going to snap my fingers and it will all be okay
#2743 [12:12] <alizarcivire> forgot about that
#2744 [12:12] <Morrolan> g: As you see. ;)
#2745 [12:12] * Nexxus213 snaps fingers.
#2745 [12:12] <ralph> i mjust copied them into the archivexs
#2746 [12:12] <Nexxus213> fuuuuu
#2747 [12:12] <mib_h2ncgi> hey guys i amnt able to play online it alaways says cant connect can anybody tell me why??
#2748 [12:12] <Nexxus213> didn't work
#2749 [12:12] <Nexxus213> -.-
#2750 [12:12] <Morrolan> Searry: You can't be sure about nicknames then.
#2751 [12:12] <g> Morrolan: Need to query you a sec
#2752 [12:12] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: Ffs, would you PLEASE read what we tell you?
#2753 [12:12] <mib_h2ncgi> ok sry
#2754 [12:12] <Searry> Morrolan only my friends know the ip addres
#2755 [12:13] <mib_rzc3oz> <:3)------
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#2757 [12:13] <Nexxus213> 127.0.0.1
#2758 [12:13] * mib_t0794f [mib_t0794f@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2759 [12:13] <Nexxus213> <3
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#2761 [12:13] <alizarcivire> MC.NET IS DOWN. PLAYING OFFLINE MODE WONT WORK
#2762 [12:13] <alizarcivire> got it? =P
#2763 [12:13] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: Ok then. :D The minecraft.net authentication server is suffering heavy load right now, we'll ahve to wait until it's fixed.
#2764 [12:13] <Morrolan> have*
#2765 [12:13] <mib_rzc3oz> hello do anyone know if mc edit is legal
#2766 [12:13] <Nexxus213> -.-
#2767 [12:13] <alizarcivire> legal?
#2768 [12:13] <Searry> lol
#2769 [12:13] <mib_rzc3oz> yes
#2770 [12:13] <alizarcivire> wrong choice of words bud
#2771 [12:13] <mib_2tf524> yes
#2772 [12:13] * Toagac slaps mib_rzc3oz with a big red brick
#2772 [12:13] <alizarcivire> lol
#2773 [12:13] <mib_rzc3oz> my friend tells my it is legal
#2774 [12:14] <Nexxus213> the game is in beta if you redistribute anything for a price it's illegal.. mods are technically frowned apon but no one gives a flying f
#2775 [12:14] <mib_h2ncgi> i was never able to play online
#2776 [12:14] <Searry> lol
#2777 [12:14] <Nexxus213> +
#2778 [12:14] <Toagac> So wait, the auth server is under a DDoS attack I take it?
#2779 [12:14] <Nexxus213> mods = more fun
#2780 [12:14] <Nexxus213> ^
#2781 [12:14] <Morrolan> Toagac: We assume so, yes.
#2782 [12:14] <Nexxus213> i would assume so
#2783 [12:14] <alizarcivire> @toagac i believe so
#2784 [12:14] <Nexxus213> lol
#2785 [12:14] <Searry> come on guys read the chat the mc.net login server is down
#2786 [12:14] <mib_h2ncgi> omg
#2787 [12:14] <ralph> alizarcivire: oh so the mod might have worked, because i can t even play offline (well it brings me to a black screen)
#2788 [12:14] <Searry> so you can't play online
#2789 [12:14] <alizarcivire> its not hard to figure taht out
#2790 [12:14] <mib_h2ncgi> ya
#2791 [12:14] <Toagac> Bastards just like to DDoS EVERYTHING, don't they?
#2792 [12:15] <Searry> it's been the problem for 2 days now :(
#2793 [12:15] <tt> so, now I was able to start the launcher first time, but the system didn't connect me tominecraft,net. WHY??????
#2794 [12:15] <Nexxus213> SP blows i want my damn mansion in my MP server :{
#2795 [12:15] <alizarcivire> omfg
#2796 [12:15] <mib_h2ncgi> i was never able to play online
#2797 [12:15] <alizarcivire> @tt did you not just read what we said
#2798 [12:15] <Morrolan> ??> tt mc.net/down
#2799 [12:15] <VoxelHead> tt: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#2800 [12:15] <Searry> tt read the chat and mib_h2ncgi
#2801 [12:15] <Nexxus213> port forwarding problem then
#2802 [12:15] <VoxelHead> tt: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#2803 [12:15] <Morrolan> Same goes for you, mib_h2ncgi
#2804 [12:15] <alizarcivire> the auth server is under a DDoS attack
#2805 [12:15] <Nexxus213> wait till it's back up then open ur ports
#2806 [12:15] <Nexxus213> then win
#2807 [12:15] <tyteen4a03> alizarcivire: Nobody knows
#2808 [12:15] <Nexxus213> :}
#2809 [12:15] <Morcam> I go to reinstall minecraft and play SP, DDoS attack, go figure.
#2810 [12:15] <g> LOL
#2811 [12:15] <Nexxus213> ^
#2812 [12:15] <g> MC is not under a DDOS
#2813 [12:15] <g> How gullible
#2814 [12:16] <mib_h2ncgi> OMG for the last time i was never able to play NEVER
#2815 [12:16] <alizarcivire> @tyteen we have been talking about it the whole time
#2816 [12:16] <Nexxus213> g your name blows
#2817 [12:16] <g> It's called a BUG :P
#2818 [12:16] <ralph> alizarcivire: so is it normal that when i choose to plauy offline it brings me to a black screen?
#2819 [12:16] * cucumber rubs himself all over Nexxus213
#2819 [12:16] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: Like, when did you buy the game?
#2820 [12:16] <Nexxus213> nice
#2821 [12:16] <Toagac> I bet if I did get online, the servers would be totally empty :p
#2822 [12:16] <Nexxus213> <3
#2823 [12:16] <Nexxus213> damn
#2824 [12:16] <Nexxus213> hot
#2825 [12:16] <g> lol
#2826 [12:16] <alizarcivire> @ralph yeah for right now
#2827 [12:16] <Morcam> Er, it got a ddos yesterday, seems likely that it's that again?
#2828 [12:16] <ralph> few
#2829 [12:16] <Morrolan> ralph: Nope, you would have to reinstall Minecraft, but that won't work right now, since, well, you can't download the files.
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#2831 [12:16] <mib_h2ncgi> ammmm 2 or 3 months ago
#2832 [12:16] <Toagac> I almost didn't close minecraft last night :\\
#2833 [12:17] <alizarcivire> and technically speaking none of us can distribute them to you
#2834 [12:17] <Nexxus213> magical creatures and puking unicorns
#2835 [12:17] <Nexxus213> :3
#2836 [12:17] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: ok, then it seems to be a more serious issue, I suggest you come back when this issue here has been fixed, then we should be able to help you.
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#2838 [12:17] <Nexxus213> coffee
#2839 [12:17] <Toagac> ralph: you should have made a backup
#2840 [12:17] <Nexxus213> cake
#2841 [12:17] <mib_h2ncgi> ok when will it be fixed
#2842 [12:17] <Morrolan> mib_h2ncgi: No idea, really.
#2843 [12:17] <alizarcivire> soon (TM)
#2844 [12:17] <Morrolan> When it's done I guess ;)
#2845 [12:17] <mib_h2ncgi> soon late or never
#2846 [12:18] <Justin> I don't get this o_o Minecraft.net works fine, but the launcher can't connect?
#2847 [12:18] <mib_h2ncgi> ok thx anyway
#2848 [12:18] <Justin> Are you guys getting the same problem?
#2849 [12:18] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#2850 [12:18] <Morrolan> Well, if it's a DDOS, then as soon as these people get bored. (read: A day or two) If it's another issue then soon I guess.
#2851 [12:18] <Justin> I can get on it fine
#2852 [12:18] <Morrolan> Justing: Lucky you :D
#2853 [12:18] <Morrolan> justin*
#2854 [12:18] <Justin> The website, I mean
#2855 [12:18] <Toagac> Justin: did you try clearing your cache?
#2856 [12:18] <Justin> Sec
#2857 [12:18] <g> It's not a DDOS
#2858 [12:18] <g> 4Chan loves Notch
#2859 [12:18] <Morrolan> Justin: Ah, yea, the website is fine for everyone, just the login server isn't.
#2860 [12:19] <Toagac> g: do you have any proof it isn't a DDoS?
#2861 [12:19] <ralph> how long do you's think its going to be down for?
#2862 [12:19] <g> Yeah
#2863 [12:19] <Justin> Oh
#2864 [12:19] <g> Amazon Cloud is still up
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#2866 [12:19] * Nexxus213 licks g.
#2866 [12:19] <Morrolan> ralph: No idea, really.
#2867 [12:19] <Searry> damn login server thing
#2868 [12:19] <Tanjoodo> Time to play singleplayer?
#2869 [12:20] <Nexxus213> ^
#2870 [12:20] <Searry> i hope they'll create a new way to check if your game is legit
#2871 [12:20] <Justin> Was trying to test a texture pack :P
#2872 [12:20] <Nexxus213> L you there or AFK?
#2873 [12:20] <Toagac> That makes it less likely, but I don't think it rules out the possibility that it is a DDoS
#2874 [12:20] <Morrolan> Time to play something else, or do some work :D
#2875 [12:20] <g> rofl
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#2877 [12:20] <Toagac> Morrolan: ewwwwww work
#2878 [12:20] <Morrolan> Searry: Well, online verification is the only way which is secure :/
#2879 [12:20] <ralph> Morrolan: i think ive screwed mine up anyway by trying to download a mod:s
#2880 [12:20] <Nexxus213> hmm
#2881 [12:20] <Morrolan> ralph: Yea, that's kinda inconvenient right now, eh? :D
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#2885 [12:21] <Searry> Morrolan isn't there an illegal version of MC with which you can play online?
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#2887 [12:21] <ralph> Morrolan: yep and i didnt make a copy:(
#2888 [12:21] <Searry> if yes, it isn't secure
#2889 [12:21] <axehead22> can any one help me?
#2890 [12:21] <CrisyyNova> Hi, im just wondering why my minecraft is lagging so much?
#2891 [12:21] <Toagac> ralph: tsk tsk tsk
#2892 [12:21] <Morrolan> Searry: There isn't any with which you can play on servers which have online mode enabled.
#2893 [12:21] <ralph> what?
#2894 [12:21] <Searry> ok
#2895 [12:21] <Morrolan> axehead22: Only if you tell us with what.
#2896 [12:21] <Toagac> You should always make a backup!
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#2898 [12:22] <axehead22> crisyyNova if it lags try restarting your computer it works for me
#2899 [12:22] <Nexxus213> who backs anything up?
#2900 [12:22] <Nexxus213> information isn't important
#2901 [12:22] <Nexxus213> :3
#2902 [12:22] <ralph> Toagac: i know im retarded when it comes to computers...
#2903 [12:22] <Nexxus213> D:
#2904 [12:22] <CrisyyNova> ive got 4 gig of ram installed, intel hd graphics card, but i seem not to lag at first but when i get to like 20 mins into it will slowly start to lag
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#2906 [12:22] <mib_2tf524> crisyyNova put your graphic to fast on minecraft option
#2907 [12:22] <Nexxus213> it's because Java sucks
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#2909 [12:23] <Nexxus213> it's a resource whore
#2910 [12:23] <Toagac> yup
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#2912 [12:23] <Toagac> but it's cross-platform automatically
#2913 [12:23] <Nexxus213> wonder if they'll switch the coding eventually
#2914 [12:23] <ralph> would it help if deleted all of the mods class files out of my archives?
#2915 [12:23] <Toagac> Nexxus213: I highly doubt that
#2916 [12:23] <mib_2tf524> ralph no
#2917 [12:23] <Toagac> ralph: no
#2918 [12:23] <Nexxus213> damn.
#2919 [12:23] <Morrolan> Also, does twitter show you new tweets delayed for 30 minutes if you're not logged in?
#2920 [12:23] <ralph> why?
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#2922 [12:23] <Morrolan> ralph: They overwrote existing files.
#2923 [12:24] <CrisyyNova> whats the best option for rendering under options? short far ?
#2924 [12:24] <Toagac> And your mods aren't causing your problem
#2925 [12:24] <axehead22> i need help. when i start to play minecraft when i get about 12min in playing it exits out of minecraft without warning. it also leaves an error note pad thing on my desktop. what should i do to stop this?
#2926 [12:24] * Nexxus213 stops and stairs.
#2926 [12:24] <mib_2tf524> crissynova short or normal
#2927 [12:24] <Morrolan> Toagac: A blackscreen IS caused by mods most likely...
#2928 [12:24] <ralph> so only way to get it back is to wait until mc's back up then reinstall / force update?
#2929 [12:24] <Nexxus213> mods and errors
#2930 [12:24] <Morrolan> ??> axehead22 pastebin
#2931 [12:24] <VoxelHead> axehead22: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2932 [12:24] <mr_sticky> when i try to log in to my minecraft launcher it says cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2933 [12:24] <Toagac> Oh, I didn't see the black screen part
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#2935 [12:24] <Morrolan> ralph: Yep.
#2936 [12:25] <ralph> well thats a bitch
#2937 [12:25] <axehead22> wait what lol
#2938 [12:25] <Toagac> mr_sticky: welcome to the party :(
#2939 [12:25] <codename1235> Hello! I have got a problem. When I trying to log in launcher show me "Can't connect to minecraft.net" My username and password are 100% corret. Can you help me?
#2940 [12:25] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#2941 [12:25] <Nexxus213> PISTONS
#2942 [12:25] <Nexxus213> do want.
#2943 [12:25] <Nexxus213> nao
#2944 [12:25] <Toagac> codename1235: welcome to the party, as well
#2945 [12:25] <Morrolan> ??>> codename1235 mc.net/down
#2946 [12:25] <codename1235> :(
#2947 [12:25] <codename1235> ok
#2948 [12:25] <mr_sticky> ohhhh
#2949 [12:25] <codename1235> thanks
#2950 [12:25] <Toagac> So, what mods do you all have installed?
#2951 [12:25] <ralph> am i the only one who cant play offline either?
#2952 [12:25] <axehead22> so wat do i do with pastebin?
#2953 [12:26] <Nexxus213> so many epic entrances and walls will be built with pistons
#2954 [12:26] <Toagac> I have industrialcraft installed myself
#2955 [12:26] <Morrolan> axehead22: paste that error message there, and give us the link
#2956 [12:26] <Nexxus213> escapecraft will be 2334x better
#2957 [12:26] <axehead22> ok\\
#2958 [12:26] <Morrolan> ralph: Offline mode works for me, so, yes, I guess.
#2959 [12:26] <Nexxus213> lunchtiem :3
#2960 [12:26] <axehead22> i have to play till minecraft exits out again so it may be a while
#2961 [12:27] <ralph> Toagac:so its probably because of the failed mods(gives me black screen)
#2962 [12:27] <Morrolan> Sure thing, axehead22
#2963 [12:27] <Toagac> ralph: I wish I could send you my backup of the bin :<
#2964 [12:27] <codename1235> are you know, when mc.net are start again?
#2965 [12:27] <ralph> Toagac: so do i!
#2966 [12:27] <Toagac> codename1235: presumably as soon as possible :p
#2967 [12:27] <codename1235> ok :D
#2968 [12:28] <Toagac> Play minecraft classic while you wait :p
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#2970 [12:28] <Nexxus213> 12 hours later
#2971 [12:28] <Nexxus213> -.-
#2972 [12:28] <Nexxus213> oh look still down
#2973 [12:28] <Nexxus213> :|
#2974 [12:28] <Bubbles> :[
#2975 [12:28] * Toagac should have never closed minecraft last night
#2975 [12:29] <Nexxus213> @Bubbles ikr?
#2976 [12:29] <Bubbles> I was JUST about to come and ask about that...
#2977 [12:29] <Morrolan> Toagac: You'd have troubles connecting to a server nevertheless.
#2978 [12:29] <Bubbles> JUST now...
#2979 [12:29] <Bubbles> it only works if I change my password..
#2980 [12:29] <Bubbles> but, do I really want to keep doing that every time I wanna play MC?
#2981 [12:29] <Bubbles> Nah.
#2982 [12:29] <Bubbles> ...
#2983 [12:29] <Toagac> What if I never disconnected?
#2984 [12:29] <Bubbles> It'll be fine! D:
#2985 [12:29] <Bubbles> But, meh! :[
#2986 [12:29] <Morrolan> Toagac: From the server? Then it'd be fine. ^^
#2987 [12:29] <Toagac> :\
#2988 [12:29] <Anthrophobic> Why does that happen all the time?
#2989 [12:30] <Nexxus213> my server went down last night so it wouldn't have mattered to me
#2990 [12:30] <Nexxus213> -.-
#2991 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> Who is it giving +q to and then removing it?
#2992 [12:30] <Nexxus213> +q?
#2993 [12:30] <Morrolan> It's if you spam the channel. (Most likely caused by lag on your side)
#2994 [12:30] <Morrolan> Like, more than three lines in a second or something.
#2995 [12:30] <Morrolan> Since you didn't say anything though. :s
#2996 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> [11:29:06] <Bubbles> JUST now...
#2997 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> [11:29:12] <Bubbles> it only works if I change my password..
#2998 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> [11:29:18] <Bubbles> but, do I really want to keep doing that every time I wanna play MC?
#2999 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> [11:29:18] <Bubbles> Nah.
#3000 [12:30] <Anthrophobic> [11:29:20] <Bubbles> ...
#3001 [12:30] * VoxelHead awakens
#3001 [12:30] <ralph> Toagac: ive just downloaded it again from minecraft.net what now?
#3002 [12:30] <Nexxus213> i don't think i could spam.
#3003 [12:30] <Nexxus213> -.-
#3004 [12:30] <g> ll
#3005 [12:30] <g> lol*
#3006 [12:31] <Morrolan> See Anthrophobic, this for example. :D
#3007 [12:31] <Anthrophobic> lol
#3008 [12:31] <Toagac> I was able to log into the website just fine...
#3009 [12:31] <Nexxus213> too much coffee not enough sustenance... have caffine shakes...
#3010 [12:31] <Nexxus213> >.<
#3011 [12:31] <Morrolan> Well, yea, the website is fine.
#3012 [12:32] <Toagac> Clearly they have a working login server :\
#3013 [12:32] <ralph> Toagac: ive just downloaded minecraft.exe again what next?
#3014 [12:32] <Morrolan> website login <> client login
#3015 [12:32] <Nexxus213> so they just hate us?
#3016 [12:32] <Toagac> ralph: play singleplayer like the rest of us :p
#3017 [12:32] <Morrolan> Website login is merely checking if the password is correct, name verification is much more ocmplicated
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#3019 [12:32] <Morrolan> complicated*
#3020 [12:32] <Nexxus213> maybe if notch wouldn't be on vacation every 3 days it'd work >:|
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#3022 [12:33] <Toagac> yarly
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#3024 [12:33] <Morrolan> Oh, he's not responsible for the server, Mollstam's the server guy.
#3025 [12:33] <g> Notch has made it not his responsibility
#3026 [12:33] <g> ninja'd
#3027 [12:33] <Nexxus213> -.-
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#3031 [12:34] <VoxelHead> mmm mib_5y7dnf
#3032 [12:34] <Dave> Can anyone help me please?
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#3034 [12:34] <zenon> my minecraft says cant connect to minecraft.net
#3035 [12:34] <Dave> zenon i got the same
#3036 [12:34] <Yudaz> Me too!
#3037 [12:34] <mib_4r54zw> same
#3038 [12:34] <Guest77479> but the site loads!
#3039 [12:34] <ralph> Toagac: its still bringing me to a black screen when clicking play offline even when i press fporce updater
#3040 [12:34] <Yudaz> What to do?
#3041 [12:35] <hipy> How can i set my multiplayer nickname in offline mode?
#3042 [12:35] <Toagac> ralph: O_o
#3043 [12:35] <zenon> what should i do
#3044 [12:35] <Toagac> I wonder.....
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#3048 [12:35] <mib_2tf524> minecraft.net is currently down
#3049 [12:35] <Morrolan> hipy: You'll need a modifed client for this, the vanilla client doesn't allow for this.
#3050 [12:35] <Anthrophobic> <hipy> How can i set my multiplayer nickname in offline mode?
#3051 [12:35] <mib_ahur99> hello
#3052 [12:35] <Anthrophobic> Why would you need one in offline mode?
#3053 [12:35] <Anthrophobic> lol
#3054 [12:35] <Morrolan> Also, to anyone:
#3055 [12:35] <ralph> should i make a backup of .minecraft the delete all file in .minecraft except saves?
#3056 [12:35] <Yudaz> Ehm, ralph that is because you have done something to minecraft, delete the whole .minecraft folder in Roaming and then update it!
#3057 [12:35] <Morrolan> anyone wondering why he can't connect:
#3058 [12:36] <mib_ahur99> mib ahur? lol that lame is weird
#3059 [12:36] <Morrolan> Yudaz: waaait
#3060 [12:36] <Morrolan> Don't delete the saves folder!
#3061 [12:36] <Morrolan> ?? mc.net/down
#3062 [12:36] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3063 [12:36] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3064 [12:36] <dav> I cant connect :(, Why? the site loads fine!
#3065 [12:36] <mib_ahur99> yes i think
#3066 [12:36] <mib_ahur99> its ddos
#3067 [12:36] <Yudaz> YeAH, sorry just delete the bin folder inside .minecraft inside Roaming!
#3068 [12:36] <mib_ahur99> DM DDOS
#3069 [12:36] <Morrolan> mib_ahur99: If you don't like your nick, use "/nick newnamehere" to change it.
#3070 [12:36] <hipy> Anthrophobic, since minecraft is down and i set my multiplayer server to offline mode
#3071 [12:36] <Toagac> dav: site server != auth server
#3072 [12:36] <Morrolan> hipy: Yea, sorry, can't do it with the Vanilla server.
#3073 [12:36] * mib_59q1nr [mib_59q1nr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3074 [12:37] <Morrolan> vanilla client*
#3075 [12:37] <Nexxus213> i swear to god if i see that damn "soon" word one more time i'm going to show them how soon i can shove my foot up their...
#3076 [12:37] <Nexxus213> 112 hours later is not soon
#3077 [12:37] <Nexxus213> 12*
#3078 [12:37] <Toagac> up their nose
#3079 [12:37] <Morrolan> Nexxus213: Oh, swearing won't help, you know?
#3080 [12:37] <hipy> Morrolan, i mean the client, on windows you can launch minecraft via the command line with some parameters, but how to do that on linux
#3081 [12:37] <mib_59q1nr> when it's say i can't connect to minecraft.net and that i can try again or play offline, whats the problem?
#3082 [12:37] <Nexxus213> -.-
#3083 [12:37] <Toagac> I just logged in!
#3084 [12:37] <codyrules987> so is the ddos happening agin?
#3085 [12:37] <Morrolan> hipy: You can do that? Didn't knew so. :D
#3086 [12:38] <Toagac> LOGIN MAY BE UP
#3087 [12:38] <Morrolan> codyrules987: No idea, and it doesn't really matter I guess. :/
#3088 [12:38] <Morrolan> Fact is it's not working right now.
#3089 [12:38] <Nexxus213> nope
#3090 [12:38] * mib_xzjboa [mib_xzjboa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3091 [12:38] <Toagac> Well, I just got in
#3092 [12:38] <Nexxus213> you're just lucky
#3093 [12:38] <Morrolan> Toagac: Ah, lucky you :D
#3094 [12:38] <mib_xzjboa> uhmmm
#3095 [12:38] <Yudaz> You cant let Minecraft be done for more than 15 minutes, every player needs it... Just like the Norwegian phone net was done for a day when it was a big flood here in Norwat!
#3096 [12:38] <Morrolan> ??> mib_xzjboa mc.net/down
#3097 [12:38] <VoxelHead> mib_xzjboa: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3098 [12:38] <VoxelHead> mib_xzjboa: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3099 [12:38] <Morrolan> Yudaz: :D
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#3101 [12:38] * Toagac isn't closing minecraft ever again
#3101 [12:39] <Nexxus213> fuuuuuuuuuuu
#3102 [12:39] <Toagac> :p
#3103 [12:39] <mib_xzjboa> is anyone else having problems connecting to the website?
#3104 [12:39] <mib_59q1nr> ok, thanks! :)
#3105 [12:39] <Yudaz> VoxelHead are you from the Minecraft "team"?
#3106 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Yeah want a go? :)
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#3108 [12:40] <ralph> Morrolan: yeah i deleted the bin folder and runned minecraft but i dont have the opting to play offline because its not downloaded?
#3109 [12:40] <cody> hey i need help
#3110 [12:40] <Yudaz> You just said you are? VoxelHead? I am bad in English...
#3111 [12:40] <Morrolan> ralph: Yea, you can't download new files right now, because, well, you know.
#3112 [12:40] <Morrolan> Yudaz: He's a bot.
#3113 [12:40] <Morrolan> Nobody in here is working for Mojang.
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#3115 [12:40] <Morrolan> cody: With?
#3116 [12:40] <Guest65043> im a bot?
#3117 [12:41] <Morrolan> Guest65043: You? I don't think so...
#3118 [12:41] <brumbysti> does this mean i have to go outside and do stuff today... the sun burns...
#3119 [12:41] <Yudaz> ralph You have to wait until the Minecraft net is up again!
#3120 [12:41] <ralph> Morrolan: oh so if i come on when mc is fixed it should update and be fine?
#3121 [12:41] <Guest65043> o so i cant connect to mincraft.net is it being ddosed?
#3122 [12:41] <Morrolan> brumbysti: Or play a different game. :D
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#3124 [12:41] <Morrolan> ralph: Yep.
#3125 [12:41] <Toagac> Since I was able to get on...
#3126 [12:41] <HTMLfreak> uhm
#3127 [12:41] <Toagac> It's probably not a bug
#3128 [12:41] <Nexxus213> "Seriously; don't do that. It's rude."
#3129 [12:41] <Morrolan> Guest65043: Happens to everyone right now, you'll have to be patient until it's fixed, sorry.
#3130 [12:41] <ralph> Morrolan: ok thanks:)
#3131 [12:41] <Toagac> But a DDoS
#3132 [12:41] <Nexxus213> apparently i'm rude
#3133 [12:41] <Morrolan> Nexxus213: Hmm?
#3134 [12:42] <Nexxus213> voxel sent that to me
#3135 [12:42] <HTMLfreak> ohh thanx mcplusplus
#3136 [12:42] <Nexxus213> xD
#3137 [12:42] <Guest65043> well its happend 3 times in 2 days so i think is a ddos
#3138 [12:42] <Yudaz> YOU CANT LET THE MINECRAFT NET BE DONE FOR ONE SEC! EVERYONE NEEDS IT!
#3139 [12:42] <brumbysti> ...now I'll spend the day doing chores and my wife will think that this is the new me and expect it all the time
#3140 [12:42] <Morrolan> brumbysti: :D
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#3142 [12:42] <HTMLfreak> its weird how my friend can access it apparently,,,
#3143 [12:42] <Guest65043> people say its thhe 4CHANNERS THAT R CASTING A DDOS ON MINCRAFT
#3144 [12:43] <HTMLfreak> anyways now i lnow its not a problem with my appdata im gonna go put my modded minecraft back on!
#3145 [12:43] <Guest65043> yes! alright bye
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#3147 [12:44] <Stan> Oef.. cant login ?
#3148 [12:44] <Nexxus213> -.-
#3149 [12:44] <Stan> Do you guys have the same ?
#3150 [12:44] <Morrolan> ??> Stan mc.net/down
#3151 [12:44] <VoxelHead> Stan: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3152 [12:44] <VoxelHead> Stan: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3153 [12:44] <Guest65043> i cant either
#3154 [12:44] <Morrolan> Yes
#3155 [12:44] <Morrolan> Guest65043: it doesn't matter who it is, right?
#3156 [12:44] <Stan> k
#3157 [12:44] <Yudaz> Everyone! The Minecraft net is down, thats probably your problem!
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#3159 [12:45] <Guest65043> something is up this is the 3RD TIME IN 2 DAYS!
#3160 [12:45] <Nexxus213> ??> Morrolan mc.net/down
#3161 [12:45] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3162 [12:45] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3163 [12:45] <Nexxus213> :3
#3164 [12:45] <Morrolan> Oh, great.
#3165 [12:45] <Morrolan> And what was that for? ;)
#3166 [12:45] <Nexxus213> lol
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#3168 [12:45] <axehead22> so i paste the error to pastebin.com and send u the link?
#3169 [12:45] <HTMLfreak> are there any new updates on the pistons mod?
#3170 [12:45] <Nexxus213> a youtube vid
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#3172 [12:45] <Morrolan> HTMLfreak: Apart from the video? Nope.
#3173 [12:45] <Nexxus213> about it last i knew
#3174 [12:46] <Nexxus213> hmm
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#3176 [12:46] <Guest65043> yes it is a big chance that they will put it in 1.7 they still have to test it
#3177 [12:46] <Morrolan> axehead22: Uhm, yea. You'd be better off doing this later though, right now it's kinda hard to help you. :/
#3178 [12:46] <Nexxus213> damn
#3179 [12:46] <HTMLfreak> ahhh. minecraft forums says the basics hav build but its a bit buggy!
#3180 [12:46] <Nexxus213> i'm still hungry
#3181 [12:46] <Nexxus213> :|
#3182 [12:47] <HTMLfreak> i just lost the game!
#3183 [12:47] <Nexxus213> you accidently the whole game?
#3184 [12:47] <ikora> Hi sorry new to this - just paid to join and nothing??
#3185 [12:47] <ikora> Can anyone be kind enough to help?
#3186 [12:47] <Nexxus213> the login servers are down
#3187 [12:47] <Guest65043> ikora mincraft is down
#3188 [12:47] <Morrolan> ??> ikora mc.net/down
#3189 [12:47] <HTMLfreak> u paid to join minecraft?
#3190 [12:47] <VoxelHead> ikora: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3191 [12:47] <VoxelHead> ikora: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3192 [12:47] <Nexxus213> -.-
#3193 [12:47] <Tarridon> Wug?
#3194 [12:47] <Nexxus213> i'm going to hurt you morro
#3195 [12:47] <Nexxus213> xD
#3196 [12:47] <Morrolan> ;)
#3197 [12:47] <ikora> Yes paid
#3198 [12:47] <VoxelHead> Yes paid... Yaid
#3199 [12:48] <axehead22> ok
#3200 [12:48] <axehead22> http://pastebin.com/7TTmmq3r
#3201 [12:48] <Guest65043> i paid 21 dollars for it
#3202 [12:48] <Tarridon> lol
#3203 [12:48] <HTMLfreak> if uve already logged in on the launcher. just play offline.
#3204 [12:48] <Morrolan> axehead22: Reinstall Java I guess.
#3205 [12:48] <Nexxus213> Toagac you still logged in?
#3206 [12:48] <Nexxus213> omg i logged in :D
#3207 [12:48] <axehead22> can i get a link to reinstall java plz
#3208 [12:48] <vocifer> what if you are not logged in?
#3209 [12:49] <HTMLfreak> uhmm do u hav any mods axehead?
#3210 [12:49] <axehead22> umm ya
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#3212 [12:49] <ikora> Just checking - sorry I am a mum and this is all new to me and am on here for my son !! You guys are so fast for us no techno phobes
#3213 [12:49] <Guest65043> still not working
#3214 [12:49] <HTMLfreak> well it might be a mod problem
#3215 [12:49] <Nexxus213> WOOO
#3216 [12:49] <Nexxus213> back up
#3217 [12:49] <Nexxus213> <3
#3218 [12:49] <VoxelHead> dootie!
#3219 [12:49] <axehead22> is INVedit a mob?
#3220 [12:49] <Nexxus213> mod
#3221 [12:49] <Nexxus213> yes
#3222 [12:49] <HTMLfreak> no
#3223 [12:49] <axehead22> ok
#3224 [12:49] <HTMLfreak> real men use toomanyitems
#3225 [12:50] <axehead22> so i uninstall it
#3226 [12:50] <HTMLfreak> if u need to see if thats the problem!
#3227 [12:50] <HTMLfreak> but remeber to back everything up!
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#3229 [12:50] <vocifer> is there some place where i can check if the login servers are up or not?
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#3231 [12:50] <Guest65043> im telling you all its a DDOS WE NEED TO START TAKING STEPS FEDERAL STEPS IF NOTCH LIVED IN THE US HE COULD SEW WHO EVER IS DOING THIS ITS ILLEGAL
#3232 [12:50] <vocifer> (sorry havent really looked myself :p) perhaps i should do that first :d
#3233 [12:51] <brumbysti> Morrolan... just logged in after 4mil. tries and updated folder to play offline. Wife is out of luck. I will now persist in procrastination
#3234 [12:51] <Morrolan> vocifer: Yep: Open https://login.minecraft.net/ in your browser.
#3235 [12:51] <_savage> Hi everyone. Are there any known issues with minecraft.net? My client can't connect.
#3236 [12:51] <vocifer> thanks Morrolan
#3237 [12:51] <Tarridon> Mine is working.
#3238 [12:51] <Morrolan> If it says "bad login" then it's fine. If it doesn't load, it's not.
#3239 [12:51] <Guest65043> _savage yes its down
#3240 [12:51] <_savage> Thanks Guest
#3241 [12:51] <HTMLfreak> do u know how to regenerate a new .minecraft axehead?
#3242 [12:51] <Nexxus213> i got in
#3243 [12:51] <Nexxus213> ^_^
#3244 [12:51] <Guest65043> _savage call me cody
#3245 [12:51] <VoxelHead> =]
#3246 [12:51] <Morrolan> Lucky you :D
#3247 [12:52] <Nexxus213> ikr?
#3248 [12:52] <Morrolan> Guest: Use /nick cody then
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#3250 [12:53] <HTMLfreak> i am surprised it isnt on notch's twitter yet
#3251 [12:53] <Morrolan> It is on Mollstam's.
#3252 [12:53] <Morrolan> He's the server guy after all.
#3253 [12:54] * mib_q1dopo [mib_q1dopo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3254 [12:54] <_savage> Morrolan can I have a link to that twitter please?
#3255 [12:54] <Guest65043> its on
#3256 [12:54] <Morrolan> http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam/status/81026175681564672
#3257 [12:55] <Morrolan> or just http://twitter.com/#!/mollstam/
#3258 [12:55] <Morrolan> �for all of his tweets
#3259 [12:55] <_savage> Thank you Morrlan
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#3263 [12:57] <Benjiimanwillson> Hello
#3264 [12:58] <Methusalem> hi
#3265 [12:58] <Morrolan> Yes, the login server is down at the moment, Benjiimanwillson
#3266 [12:58] <Benjiimanwillson> Alright XD Been doing this all day
#3267 [12:58] <Methusalem> Has someone her news about the Source from MC 1.7 ?
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#3269 [12:59] <Benjiimanwillson> I haven't seen anything
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#3271 [13:00] <_savage> I have just logged in, maybe it's all okay now?
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#3274 [13:00] <Morrolan> Ah, you just have been lucky then, _savage
#3275 [13:00] <Methusalem> I ask me when will we become the source
#3276 [13:00] <Azu> apparently not
#3277 [13:01] <codyrocks987> hey is it still down
#3278 [13:01] <Azu> sure looks like it.
#3279 [13:01] <codyrocks987> aqlright he here thinks its the ddos attacks
#3280 [13:01] <Morrolan> Does it matter, codyrocks987?
#3281 [13:01] <mib_p2lcm3> got a question , is the mc account system down?? ( just came in 10 secs ago ) no idea why i cant log into my minecraft...
#3282 [13:01] <codyrocks987> yes
#3283 [13:01] <Benjiimanwillson> minecraft.net is under ddos attack?
#3284 [13:01] <Morrolan> Yes, mib_p2lcm3
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#3286 [13:01] <mib_p2lcm3> thx you :b
#3287 [13:01] * mib_2gpsr7 [mib_2gpsr7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3288 [13:02] <Morrolan> ?? mc.net/down
#3289 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3290 [13:02] <Morrolan> For our two newcomers
#3291 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3292 [13:02] <gametron> does anyone know when it will be up?
#3293 [13:02] <codyrocks987> morrolan yes it matters its a federal offence
#3294 [13:02] <Morrolan> No, gametron.
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#3296 [13:02] <Morrolan> codyrocks987: Does it matter to us? No, it doesn't.
#3297 [13:02] <Methusalem> mojang.com is offline to
#3298 [13:02] <mib_p2lcm3> infoes wont be violated right??
#3299 [13:02] <mib_p2lcm3> infos**
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#3301 [13:02] <codyrocks987> what ever
#3302 [13:03] <HTMLfreak> ahhh. mcplusplus has the fun job of staying on the channel and repeating himself!
#3303 [13:03] <Morrolan> mib_p2lcm3: Your account information you mean? No, that's completely safe.
#3304 [13:03] <VoxelHead> i like them :o)
#3305 [13:03] <mib_p2lcm3> kk :D thx for keeping me updated :D bai
#3306 [13:03] * zachman44 [zachman44@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3307 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Mmm mib_p2lcm3.
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#3309 [13:03] <Methusalem> Is someone from Mojang here ?
#3310 [13:04] <Morrolan> No, Methusalem
#3311 [13:04] <HTMLfreak> would it be possible to merge an IRC with the actual minecraft so u can chat on a server and on the irc too!
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#3313 [13:04] <Methusalem> Its possible
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#3315 [13:05] <HTMLfreak> but im guessing its very hard
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#3318 [13:05] <Methusalem> No not realy
#3319 [13:05] <Morrolan> It is, HTMLfreak. There exists atleast one plugin for it.
#3320 [13:05] <gametron> are u allowed to play minecraft on any computer through the browser?
#3321 [13:05] <HTMLfreak> yes aslong as the computer hasnt blocked minecraft and the computer has java!
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#3323 [13:05] <zachman44> Hi I just tried to set up a Beta server and i got all the way thru the process of creating the ip and i entered it into the box in multiplayer on the actual game and it said "user not premium"! but i have a premium acct! can someone please help??????
#3324 [13:06] <gametron> So can u download the shortcut to any computer aswell?
#3325 [13:06] <Morrolan> zachman44, right now the authentication server is overloaded.
#3326 [13:06] <Morrolan> YOu'll have to wait until it's fixed, sorry.
#3327 [13:06] <Methusalem> HTMLfreak has you heared about a plugin for Bukkt thats run a Webserver ?
#3328 [13:06] <Morrolan> gametron: Yes.
#3329 [13:06] <zachman44> ohh okay
#3330 [13:06] <zachman44> thanks!
#3331 [13:06] <VoxelHead> Bye Htmlfreak.
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#3334 [13:06] <axehead22> wat is the ETA of minecraft.net being fixed?
#3335 [13:07] <Morrolan> No ETA so far.
#3336 [13:07] <gametron> it says my game was unlicensed when i bought the game is that because i was playing offline?
#3337 [13:07] <axehead22> oh ok
#3338 [13:07] <Morrolan> gametron: Most likely, yes.
#3339 [13:07] <axehead22> ya gametron
#3340 [13:07] <Morrolan> Will be fine as soon as it works again.
#3341 [13:07] <Morrolan> as the login server works agaiN*
#3342 [13:07] <chunknuts> does anyone know a working batch file for java 7?
#3343 [13:07] <Morrolan> again*
#3344 [13:07] <Morrolan> chunknuts: A batch file... for what purpose?
#3345 [13:08] <chunknuts> Morrolan: For setting the memory used
#3346 [13:08] <gametron> ok thanks i didn't know if they wouldn't let me play anymore or if they disconnected my account
#3347 [13:08] <chunknuts> Morrolan: it seems to be a common FPS fix
#3348 [13:08] <Morrolan> chunknuts: Haven't used java 7 so far, but are the xmx and xms paramters not valid anymoer?
#3349 [13:08] <axehead22> because minecraft knows you paid because u paid through your account. Since you cant log in through the proof that you paid u wont be premium
#3350 [13:08] <chunknuts> Morrolan: even if I take the xmx and xms out, it does not work :(
#3351 [13:08] <Morrolan> chunknuts: What does it say then?
#3352 [13:08] <gametron> does anyone know who is attacking minecraft.net?
#3353 [13:08] <chunknuts> Morrolan: one sec..
#3354 [13:09] <Morrolan> gametron: We're not even sure IF it is an attack, and if it is, no we don't know who it is.
#3355 [13:09] <chunknuts> Morrolan: it says "Minecraft has crashed!"
#3356 [13:09] <gametron> oh ok
#3357 [13:09] <chunknuts> Morrolan: and a bug report
#3358 [13:09] <Morrolan> chunknuts: Could you paste it on pastebin.com ?
#3359 [13:09] <chunknuts> Morrolan: sure, hold on
#3360 [13:10] <onix> i have two sprained wrists, FML
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#3362 [13:10] <chunknuts> Morrolan: http://pastebin.com/ZSghbbR5
#3363 [13:10] <joelrocks987> hi
#3364 [13:10] <Methusalem> Exist a channel with guys from Mojang ?
#3365 [13:11] <joelrocks987> i need help
#3366 [13:11] <Morrolan> Methusalem: No
#3367 [13:11] <Morrolan> joelrocks987: With? Can't read minds, you know.
#3368 [13:11] <joelrocks987> when i try to log in it says cannot connect minecraft.net
#3369 [13:11] <Methusalem> Thats not nice. NO direkt support
#3370 [13:11] <Morrolan> ??> joelrocks987 mc.net/down
#3371 [13:11] <VoxelHead> joelrocks987: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3372 [13:11] <VoxelHead> joelrocks987: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3373 [13:12] <joelrocks987> ohh
#3374 [13:12] <Morrolan> Methusalem: Are you serious? Six guys vs 2 million customers? ;)
#3375 [13:12] <chunknuts> Morrolan: I think I kno what the problem is
#3376 [13:12] <joelrocks987> when will it be back up
#3377 [13:12] <joelrocks987> ?
#3378 [13:12] <chunknuts> Morrolan: hold on
#3379 [13:12] <Morrolan> chunknuts: I'd go for the space in the pathname.
#3380 [13:12] <Morrolan> joelrocks987: No ETA so far.
#3381 [13:12] <joelrocks987> eta?
#3382 [13:12] <joelrocks987> whats that?
#3383 [13:12] <chunknuts> Morrolan: hold on
#3384 [13:12] <joelrocks987> ok
#3385 [13:12] <chunknuts> Morrolan: lemme see
#3386 [13:13] <axehead22> estimated time of arrival
#3387 [13:13] <Morrolan> estimated time of arrival.
#3388 [13:13] <joelrocks987> ok thanks
#3389 [13:13] <joelrocks987> woow
#3390 [13:13] <axehead22> morrolan i was first :P
#3391 [13:13] <VoxelHead> wooooooooooooooooow
#3392 [13:13] <Morrolan> axehead22: Yea :D
#3393 [13:13] <joelrocks987> uhh
#3394 [13:13] <joelrocks987> ok
#3395 [13:13] <Morrolan> chunknuts: If it doesn't help then it might be an incompability between Minecraft and Java 7.
#3396 [13:13] <Methusalem> Yes i am serious. Notch can Twitter the full day . I think he can work to
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#3398 [13:14] <Morrolan> methusalem: Ok then.
#3399 [13:14] <Stan> Tell is when its back ?
#3400 [13:14] <Morrolan> Stan: We don't know.
#3401 [13:14] <joelrocks987> ok how come its down?
#3402 [13:14] <joelrocks987> got hacked summet?
#3403 [13:15] <Morrolan> Either an attacked or ain issue with the server.
#3404 [13:15] <Morrolan> an*
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#3406 [13:15] <joelrocks987> something liek that?
#3407 [13:15] <tobsterino> i bought minecraft yesterday but when i go on multiplayer it says connection refused
#3408 [13:15] <Morrolan> We're not sure yet, we'll have to wait for Mollstam to give us some more information.
#3409 [13:15] <joelrocks987> its down
#3410 [13:15] <Morrolan> tobsterion: Is either because the auth server is down atm or because there is no serve runnign on that address.
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#3412 [13:15] <blaphmat> what's the problen with the login?
#3413 [13:15] <joelrocks987> the network = down
#3414 [13:15] <Morrolan> tobsterino: Try minecraft.lethal-zone.eu
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#3416 [13:15] <tobsterino> ahh
#3417 [13:15] <Morrolan> blaphmat: Overloaded
#3418 [13:15] <killergut> s
#3419 [13:15] <killergut> hi guys
#3420 [13:15] <gametron> minecraft is down
#3421 [13:16] <krebbit> Hey I've got a question i can't log in...
#3422 [13:16] <joelrocks987> its down
#3423 [13:16] <krebbit> Is there something wrong
#3424 [13:16] <Morrolan> ??> krebbit mc.net/down
#3425 [13:16] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3426 [13:16] <krebbit> Ah
#3427 [13:16] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3428 [13:16] <gametron> krebbit: minecraft is down
#3429 [13:16] <joelrocks987> network down
#3430 [13:16] <killergut> im trying to host a multiplayer. and since minecraft is down i cannot do it
#3431 [13:16] <joelrocks987> yep
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#3433 [13:16] <joelrocks987> true true
#3434 [13:16] <killergut> alright good
#3435 [13:16] <killergut> but usually is it just like the external ip
#3436 [13:16] <chunknuts> Morrolan: this is the new error (very similar to last): http://pastebin.com/9bcz63qD
#3437 [13:16] <Mattze> why dont start mc
#3438 [13:16] <chunknuts> Morrolan: there are no spaces in the path
#3439 [13:16] <joelrocks987> network is down
#3440 [13:16] <killergut> example ##.###.#.##
#3441 [13:17] <krebbit> Since when is it down and for how long
#3442 [13:17] <killergut> then what do i type?
#3443 [13:17] <Mattze> how long is it down?
#3444 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3445 [13:17] <xales> krebbit: We don't know
#3446 [13:17] <gametron> minecraft is down\
#3447 [13:17] <Mattze> whate fail
#3448 [13:17] <Morrolan> krebbit: Since some hours, and for how long, we don't know.
#3449 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3450 [13:17] <xales> It's down until it's back up, there is nothing you can do about it
#3451 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3452 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3453 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3454 [13:17] <Morrolan> Also, xales, have fun, now you may repeat yourself several times a minute, I'll go for dinner. :D
#3455 [13:17] <joelrocks987> network = down
#3456 [13:17] * xales kicked joelrocks987 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Shut up)
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#3460 [13:18] <axehead22> is markus even working to fix it/
#3461 [13:18] <axehead22> t?
#3462 [13:18] <axehead22> ?*
#3463 [13:18] <joelrocks987> sorry
#3464 [13:18] <axehead22> lol typos
#3465 [13:18] <Morrolan> axehead22: Mollstam is.
#3466 [13:18] <Kealper> axehead22: Notch doesn't fix it, other Mojang people do
#3467 [13:18] <Azu> isn't Notch on vacation again
#3468 [13:18] <Azu> still
#3469 [13:18] <Morrolan> He is.
#3470 [13:18] <axehead22> ok
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#3472 [13:20] <axehead22> who all can get in mincraft online
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#3474 [13:21] <Spitzi> How long is Minecraft.net down?
#3475 [13:21] <VoxelHead> I like them -_-
#3476 [13:21] <chunknuts> HELP!!! http://pastebin.com/9bcz63qD
#3477 [13:21] <chunknuts> this is with a batch file
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#3479 [13:22] <Kealper> chunknuts: when do you get that?
#3480 [13:23] <chunknuts> Kealper: when I use a batch file to run minecraft
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#3482 [13:23] <chunknuts> Kealper: what should the APPDATA variable be?
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#3484 [13:23] <Kealper> .set motd MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN! WE KNOW! WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE BACK UP; JUST WAIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE
#3485 [13:23] <chunknuts> Kealper: is that where the exe is or where the jars are?
#3486 [13:24] <Kealper> chunknuts: you shouldn't have to change the appdata variable
#3487 [13:24] <sluggo> the say minecraft got hackt
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#3489 [13:24] <chunknuts> Kealper: i'm using a batch file
#3490 [13:24] <chunknuts> Kealper: to set the memory
#3491 [13:25] <Kealper> by default on Windows 7 appdata will be C:\Users\YourName\AppData\Roaming\
#3492 [13:25] <Tanjoodo> Or %appdata%?
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#3494 [13:25] <Kealper> Tanjoodo: he was asking what that variable pointed to, i think
#3495 [13:26] <Tanjoodo> Oh.
#3496 [13:26] <THEmexiCANxxx98> my game says cant connect to minecraft.net but i am online what is wrong with it
#3497 [13:26] <sluggo> readt the motd
#3498 [13:26] <chunknuts> Kealper: i think you're right, i just removed the APPDATA line
#3499 [13:26] <chunknuts> Kealper: hold on....
#3500 [13:26] <THEmexiCANxxx98> me
#3501 [13:26] <sluggo> yes you
#3502 [13:27] <THEmexiCANxxx98> wat is the motd
#3503 [13:27] <Tanjoodo> Yay another downed Minecraft crisis :D
#3504 [13:27] <Kealper> chunknuts: you should only need: java -Xms1536M -Xmx1536M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3505 [13:27] <sluggo> message of the day
#3506 [13:28] <Kealper> THEmexiCANxxx98: stop being stupid and type !motd
#3507 [13:28] <chunknuts> Kealper: hmmm... lemme see
#3508 [13:28] <THEmexiCANxxx98> so its sown
#3509 [13:28] <THEmexiCANxxx98> down
#3510 [13:28] <sluggo> no shit sherlock
#3511 [13:28] <THEmexiCANxxx98> ohh i thought my game was crashed
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#3513 [13:29] <Kealper> chunknuts: also, you are using Java 1.7....i'm not sure if it works correctly on that, never tried it
#3514 [13:29] <mib_rzc3oz> is it still down
#3515 [13:29] <sluggo> try it for your self
#3516 [13:29] <chunknuts> Kealper: ok, working on it
#3517 [13:29] <axehead22> hey the same person thatattacked b4 could be the one who is attacking now
#3518 [13:30] <axehead22> his name was like lulzsomething
#3519 [13:30] <chunknuts> Kealper: seems to be working ok without specifying APPDATA
#3520 [13:30] <axehead22> lulzboat
#3521 [13:30] <axehead22> tno
#3522 [13:30] <axehead22> no
#3523 [13:30] <axehead22> hmm
#3524 [13:30] <mib_rzc3oz> **** the hacker god help notch
#3525 [13:30] <Kealper> chunknuts: weird, well....if it works fine using Java 1.7, i'd like to know lol
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#3528 [13:30] <mib_wtxwbj> Hi
#3529 [13:30] <chunknuts> Kealper: so far so good... one sec
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#3531 [13:30] <Kealper> mib_rzc3oz: stop spreading nonsense
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#3533 [13:31] <VoxelHead> Bye sebek.
#3534 [13:31] <mib_rzc3oz> sorry
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#3537 [13:32] <Kealper> mib_rzc3oz: that was yesterday, anyways...some hacker group was taking open requests for who to take down, so they took down the login servers (YESTERDAY, NOT TODAY) for about 5 minutes or so (AGAIN....THAT WAS YESTERDAY NOT TODAY)
#3538 [13:32] <Kealper> mostly just to be immature and to show they could ._.
#3539 [13:33] <sluggo> maybe we are gone get are new patch
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#3541 [13:33] <chunknuts> Kealper: java -Xms1536M -Xmx1536M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame does not work for me!
#3542 [13:34] <Kealper> do you have 1.5GB of ram free? lol
#3543 [13:34] <chunknuts> Kealper: I did it without specfying memory
#3544 [13:34] <Kealper> if no...justmake the 1536M say 1024M on both parts again
#3545 [13:35] <chunknuts> Kealper: also, i can specify less memory
#3546 [13:35] <chunknuts> Kealper: agrees
#3547 [13:35] <chunknuts> Kealper: agreed
#3548 [13:35] <Kealper> so it's just the 1536m that doesn't work?
#3549 [13:35] <chunknuts> Kealper: no
#3550 [13:35] <chunknuts> Kealper: I can specify 256M 1024M or just remove the xms and xmx, still gives me an error
#3551 [13:36] <Kealper> because Java doesn't like to have it's allocated ram split up, if it can't allocate the whole chunk in one go, it'll crap out
#3552 [13:36] <chunknuts> Kealper: 1536 just gives me a different error -- about memory
#3553 [13:36] <Kealper> what gets put into the cmd?
#3554 [13:36] <chunknuts> Kealper: java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3555 [13:36] <chunknuts> Kealper: try that command
#3556 [13:36] <chunknuts> Kealper: it should work without xmx and xms
#3557 [13:36] <Kealper> it will
#3558 [13:36] <Kealper> *should*
#3559 [13:36] <chunknuts> Kealper: it doesn't work for me
#3560 [13:36] <Kealper> what does it say for you?
#3561 [13:37] <chunknuts> Kealper: remember, i'm using java 7
#3562 [13:37] <Kealper> that's why i said *should* afterwards lol
#3563 [13:37] <chunknuts> Kealper: it says.... Error: Could not find or load main class net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3564 [13:37] <Kealper> O.o
#3565 [13:37] <DopeGhoti> inb4 wrong jarfile
#3566 [13:38] <Kealper> yeah....now that dope mentions it....
#3567 [13:38] <chunknuts> lol
#3568 [13:38] <Kealper> you arn't trying to run the minecraft.jar out of .minecraft\bin are you?
#3569 [13:38] <chunknuts> i did both .minecraft and .minecraft/bin
#3570 [13:38] <chunknuts> both
#3571 [13:38] <Kealper> .....
#3572 [13:38] <xales> So yes, wrong file
#3573 [13:39] <chunknuts> sorry :/
#3574 [13:39] <Kealper> !client
#3575 [13:39] <Kealper> get the one for Linux, the .jar
#3576 [13:39] <chunknuts> the other launcher i have works...
#3577 [13:39] <chunknuts> java -Xms1536M -Xmx1536M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3578 [13:39] <chunknuts> ugh no
#3579 [13:39] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: By our powers combined.. (:
#3580 [13:39] <Kealper> lol
#3581 [13:39] <chunknuts> start javaw -Xmx256M -Djava.library.path=bin/natives -cp bin/minecraft.jar;bin/jinput.jar;bin/lwjgl.jar;bin/lwjgl_util.jar net.minecraft.client.Minecraft <username> <password>
#3582 [13:40] <TheReddeH> your combined powerlevels are over 4!!
#3583 [13:40] <tyteen4a03> orly
#3584 [13:40] * Kealper has to go scrub the Captain Planet theme out of his head now
#3584 [13:40] <chunknuts> lol
#3585 [13:40] <chunknuts> i got it off a website :-D
#3586 [13:40] <chunknuts> it seems to work for me, somewhat
#3587 [13:41] <Kealper> you don't need all those extra things....
#3588 [13:41] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: ♫ It's a world of laughter; a world of tears.. ♫
#3589 [13:41] <chunknuts> well, what I got doesn't work
#3590 [13:41] <tyteen4a03> and a world where I get slienced by vox for a total of 30 seconds ;_;
#3591 [13:41] <Kealper> infact those arn't even the right things...stop trying to run the minecraft.jar out of the bin folder, it's the wrong one
#3592 [13:42] <Kealper> download the minecraft.jar that aubot linked, and save it on like....your desktop or something
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#3594 [13:44] <Morcam> how long has MC been down for now?
#3595 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> Morcam: since yesterday
#3596 [13:44] <Morcam> it wasn't working this morning?
#3597 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> noep
#3598 [13:44] <Kealper> it was working fine when i went to bed like 10 hours ago
#3599 [13:45] <sluggo> its down sinds a hour now
#3600 [13:45] <tyteen4a03> sluggo: much longer than that
#3601 [13:45] <sluggo> noo
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#3603 [13:45] <sluggo> i just logt out before diner and when i come back i can not log in so
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#3605 [13:45] <Stan> so ?
#3606 [13:46] <sluggo> its only a hour now
#3607 [13:46] <TheReddeH> so?
#3608 [13:46] <Kealper> sluggo: and how long were you playing before dinner?
#3609 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: is Minecraft auth server on the clouds?
#3610 [13:46] <ellisgeek> !check s0urc3.dyndns-server.com
#3611 [13:46] <Kealper> tyteen4a03: yes
#3612 [13:46] <sluggo> 20 minutes
#3613 [13:46] <chunknuts> do i use "java" or "javaw"
#3614 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: great, they managed to overload Amazon clouds
#3615 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> javaw if on 64bit
#3616 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> if I remember correctly...
#3617 [13:47] <Kealper> no
#3618 [13:47] <ellisgeek> can some one help me with the timeout errors everyone is getting on my server?
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#3620 [13:47] <Kealper> java is the normal java.exe, javaw is javaw.exe and is used for GUI stuff, just use java with the launcher
#3621 [13:47] <chunknuts> ok -- you're right it's a GUI launcher
#3622 [13:47] <Kealper> ellisgeek: yeah, type !motd
#3623 [13:48] <chunknuts> i guess either one can be used
#3624 [13:48] <chunknuts> i'll use java
#3625 [13:48] <ellisgeek> !motd
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#3627 [13:48] <ellisgeek> it's in offline mode
#3628 [13:48] <Stan> then it works /
#3629 [13:49] <killergut> it up yet?
#3630 [13:49] <DopeGhoti> !topic insert There are intermittent issues with the Minecraft login servers. Please be patient.
#3631 [13:50] <chunknuts> java -Xms1536M -Xmx1536M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame DOES NOT WORK!!!!
#3632 [13:50] <chunknuts> Error: Could not find or load main class net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3633 [13:50] <chunknuts> java 7
#3634 [13:50] <Kealper> then uninstall java 1.7 and reinstall java 1.6 ._.
#3635 [13:50] <g> Kealper: Is mc.net back up?
#3636 [13:50] <g> the auth I mean
#3637 [13:50] <Awesomeness> no u
#3638 [13:51] <chunknuts> or i could just play counter strike
#3639 [13:51] <Kealper> i was going to chec kright now
#3640 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: no no u
#3641 [13:51] <Awesomeness> NO U!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneonethree
#3642 [13:51] <ellisgeek> Kealper: i have set my server to offline mode and it still will not work
#3643 [13:51] <chunknuts> start javaw -Xmx256M -Djava.library.path=bin/natives -cp bin/minecraft.jar;bin/jinput.jar;bin/lwjgl.jar;bin/lwjgl_util.jar net.minecraft.client.Minecraft <username> <password>
#3644 [13:51] <chunknuts> that works fine in 7
#3645 [13:51] * g slaps Awesomeness around a bit with an unreasonably massive trout.
#3645 [13:51] <chunknuts> so i guess you do need all that stuff
#3646 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> is anybody here from asia?
#3647 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> wait, I think most of them are asleep
#3648 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> oh well
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#3650 [13:52] <Kealper> chunknuts: not if you arn't using a beta version of Java ._.
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#3652 [13:52] <chunknuts> Kealper: maybe, but like I said for java 7, the long form of the startup script works
#3653 [13:53] <Kealper> hmm
#3654 [13:53] <Kealper> my minecraft seemed to log in just fine
#3655 [13:53] <Awesomeness> all lies
#3656 [13:54] <DopeGhoti> !topic /1/are/may be/
#3657 [13:54] <smerft> anyone get a black screen after logging in and its done loading?
#3658 [13:54] <TheReddeH> its fine!
#3659 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> Asia regions was not affected at all I think
#3660 [13:54] <DopeGhoti> !topic /1/ Please be patient.//
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#3662 [13:54] <Turael> hmm is the minecraft.net login server down? or why i cant join? =/
#3663 [13:54] * Kealper is literally about as far from Asia as you can get
#3663 [13:54] <xales> Turael: It's having intermittent issues, just be patient
#3664 [13:54] <Awesomeness> Kealper; ON THE MOON?
#3665 [13:54] <peru_> Lulzsecurity took it down
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#3667 [13:54] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#3668 [13:54] <Turael> ok thanks
#3669 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> Either he has a spaceship or he owns a portal gun
#3670 [13:55] <DopeGhoti> Awesomeness: Yes. Kealper is on the #minecrafthelp lunar outpost.
#3671 [13:55] <Awesomeness> Kealper@1.1.1.1.1.Mooninternets
#3672 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> Do you use plugged in?
#3673 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> I mean, wired internet
#3674 [13:55] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go =O.
#3675 [13:55] <Kealper> ofcourse, wireless is crap for gaming
#3676 [13:55] <VoxelHead> Iless wires.
#3677 [13:56] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: YOU OWN A PORTAL GUN
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#3679 [13:56] <Kealper> ^
#3680 [13:57] <ellisgeek> thanx for the help... NOT :@
#3681 [13:57] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: do you note mean ASHHPD?
#3682 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: ur awsom, can i get in bed wth u?
#3683 [13:57] <Awesomeness> Kealper; I just bought Minecraft from this random site for $50 (it said 10 alpha accuotns), it wont run, and it says R1pp3|) 0FF, what should I do?
#3684 [13:57] <DopeGhoti> er, not rather.
#3685 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> DopeGhoti: ASHHPD no
#3686 [13:57] <VoxelHead> bye anthrophobic
#3687 [13:57] <Kealper> Awesomeness: try restarting your computer three times
#3688 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> ASHPD maybe
#3689 [13:57] <Awesomeness> lol
#3690 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: why is MC beta and classic ignoring my keyboard control
#3691 [13:58] <thoatt> Awesomeness, did you unplug it, and re-plug it in? 3 times like I told you?
#3692 [13:58] <DopeGhoti> tyteen4a03: I suppose it depends on whither it's "Handheld" or "Hand Held", doesn't it?
#3693 [13:58] <Awesomeness> wololol
#3694 [13:58] <Kealper> tyteen4a03: because you have Comcast D:
#3695 [13:58] <ellisgeek> Seariously this is a help channel Y U NO HELPING.
#3696 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: This is Hong Kong
#3697 [13:58] <DopeGhoti> ellisgeek: because we are not telepaths.
#3698 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> no crappy comcast
#3699 [13:58] <Awesomeness> ??> ellisgeek attitude
#3700 [13:58] <thoatt> Handheld? Feel these nipples!
#3701 [13:58] <VoxelHead> ellisgeek: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3702 [13:58] <VoxelHead> ellisgeek: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3703 [13:58] * thoatt acts like vox
#3703 [13:58] <thoatt> brb phone
#3704 [13:58] <VoxelHead> ~rarr~
#3705 [13:59] <Kealper> tyteen4a03: and? they have a good sized monopoly
#3706 [13:59] <ellisgeek> i know i already asked
#3707 [13:59] * mib_sf4z37 [mib_sf4z37@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3708 [13:59] <tyteen4a03> Kealper: :<
#3709 [13:59] <mib_sf4z37> i dont understand how to download minecraft to my computer.
#3710 [13:59] <smerft> if u get a black screen after logging in and it says done loading, whats that mean?
#3711 [14:00] <xales> smerft: Try playing in your browser
#3712 [14:00] <Awesomeness> Smerft; do you have any mods?
#3713 [14:00] <xales> mib_sf4z37: What do you not understand? Download the game, run it
#3714 [14:00] <mib_sf4z37> no
#3715 [14:00] <smerft> i deleted all mods, in browser i get white screen insted of black
#3716 [14:00] <Awesomeness> smerfty
#3717 [14:00] <xales> ??> smerft win/reinst
#3718 [14:00] <VoxelHead> smerft: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3719 [14:00] <Awesomeness> ??> smerft win/reinst
#3720 [14:00] <VoxelHead> smerft: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3721 [14:00] <Awesomeness> damn it xales
#3722 [14:00] <VoxelHead> O snap.
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#3724 [14:00] <smerft> ivve also reinstalled,
#3725 [14:00] <smerft> twice
#3726 [14:00] * Awesomeness falcon pawnches xales
#3726 [14:00] <Awesomeness> Weird
#3727 [14:00] <xales> smerft: Please follow exactly the intrustions Voxelhead gave you
#3728 [14:00] <xales> it's probably different from what you have tried
#3729 [14:00] <mib_sf4z37> i tried but it has me open a file then when i try to run it it tells me to choose a program to run the file.
#3730 [14:01] <VoxelHead> choose low cholesterol
#3731 [14:01] <xales> ??> mib_sf4z37 win/client
#3732 [14:01] <VoxelHead> mib_sf4z37: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#3733 [14:01] <xales> Use that link.
#3734 [14:01] <ellisgeek> i am running a server on a 1.60ghz Dell demension 4400 with 512mb ram and everyone that connects gets a timed out error. also do noth that i have setup my port forwards correctly and am also running a webserver. the address is s0urc3.dyndns-server.com
#3735 [14:01] <Awesomeness> And use FIREFOX.
#3736 [14:01] <Awesomeness> not fucking IE>
#3737 [14:01] <mib_sf4z37> okay thanks
#3738 [14:01] * Kealper is afk for 30 min
#3738 [14:01] <Awesomeness> Bye Kealper.
#3739 [14:01] <username> Hi, my minecraft seems to not be remembering its controls. How do I fix this?
#3740 [14:01] <Awesomeness> Did you download constant guard by comcast?
#3741 [14:02] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go o_O
#3742 [14:02] <Awesomeness> FINE, IGNORE ME
#3743 [14:02] <Awesomeness> SEE WHAT I CARE.
#3744 [14:02] <Awesomeness> :(
#3745 [14:02] <VoxelHead> i say
#3746 [14:02] <mib_sf4z37> does the game have to be downloaded to my computer to get mods
#3747 [14:02] <tyteen4a03> yes
#3748 [14:02] <xales> Yes
#3749 [14:02] <Awesomeness> Yes, it does.
#3750 [14:02] * mib_3y23ja [mib_3y23ja@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3751 [14:03] <mib_sf4z37> that link u sent me didnt help me download it.
#3752 [14:03] <mib_sf4z37> it just logs me in
#3753 [14:03] <smerft> THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
#3754 [14:03] <xales> Um, yes, that is what you downloaded
#3755 [14:03] <username> Hi, my MC seems to be forgetting my controls. Any help?
#3756 [14:03] * VoxelHead falls over
#3756 [14:03] <ellisgeek> i feel invisible
#3757 [14:03] <username> and I just disconnected, sorry
#3758 [14:03] <Awesomeness> YOU'RE WELCOME!
#3759 [14:03] <xales> username: Are you using the latest version?
#3760 [14:03] <smerft> i <3 you guys
#3761 [14:03] <username> yes, 1.6.6
#3762 [14:03] <username> but I play classic often
#3763 [14:04] <tyteen4a03> username, can you change your name to something else?
#3764 [14:04] <tyteen4a03> you are not meant to type /nick username, literally
#3765 [14:04] <username> okay
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#3767 [14:04] <Keahi> hello
#3768 [14:04] <Awesomeness> ROFLMAO
#3769 [14:04] <xales> Hello, Keahi
#3770 [14:04] <Awesomeness> Tyteen: I literrarly almost feel out of my chair laughing.
#3771 [14:04] <Awesomeness> I'm sorry.
#3772 [14:04] <Keahi> i need to aska question i failed at googling
#3773 [14:04] <mib_sf4z37> can i make minecraft an icon so i can just click on it instead of having to get on the internet
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#3775 [14:04] <Awesomeness> ??> keahi ask
#3776 [14:04] <VoxelHead> keahi: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3777 [14:04] <VoxelHead> keahi: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3778 [14:04] <Keahi> i made a server and i can join it and so can others
#3779 [14:04] <Awesomeness> That's nice
#3780 [14:04] <Keahi> but i can only edit if i am a op
#3781 [14:04] <tyteen4a03> Awesomeness: :P you figured out he typed in /nick username?
#3782 [14:05] <Awesomeness> Yes?
#3783 [14:05] <Keahi> i dont want all my guests to be ops
#3784 [14:05] <xales> mib_sf4z37: Just put the file you downloaded on your desktop. Beyond that, we can't really help you with basic computer skill
#3785 [14:05] <xales> Keahi: Move away from spawn, only the spawn is protected
#3786 [14:05] <smerft> bye bye, thanks for your help : )
#3787 [14:05] <mc_user> I also play MC classic, would that be a problem?
#3788 [14:05] <mib_sf4z37> guess i dont have any
#3789 [14:05] <Keahi> ahh thankyou
#3790 [14:05] <Awesomeness> Make sure spawn protection is like 8 or 16
#3791 [14:05] * ellisgeek feels like he is being ignored
#3791 [14:05] <Keahi> silly me
#3792 [14:05] <Awesomeness> ...
#3793 [14:06] <g> Is the MC auth back up?
#3794 [14:06] <ellisgeek> because he has asked 2 times and not gotten any real help
#3795 [14:06] <mc_user> please help, I don't want minecraft forgetting my keyboard controls :(
#3796 [14:06] <tyteen4a03> g: for north america, maybe not
#3797 [14:06] <xales> mc_user: Again, what version of Minecraft are yo running?
#3798 [14:06] <tyteen4a03> g: for asia: yes
#3799 [14:06] <Morcam> not up for U.S. yet
#3800 [14:06] <g> alright
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#3802 [14:06] <mc_user> beta 1.6.6, classic 0.30
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#3804 [14:07] <Tobi> hi is one fron germany?
#3805 [14:07] <mc_user> is the switch a problem?
#3806 [14:07] <Morcam> oh, I just logged in
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#3809 [14:07] <Morcam> hurray
#3810 [14:07] <tyteen4a03> Tobi: we can try to comprehend
#3811 [14:07] <g> I'm gonna presume it's working then
#3812 [14:07] <Morcam> looks like everything is back to normal?
#3813 [14:07] <xales> mc_user: Controls are not saved between the two games
#3814 [14:07] <Chatham> what is wrong with logging in on minecraft
#3815 [14:07] <g> ~minecraft up
#3816 [14:07] <ellisgeek> mc_user are you running on a restricted account because it may be that you are unable to wright to your appdata folder
#3817 [14:07] <Tobi> hi is one from germany?
#3818 [14:07] <mc_user> ellisgeek: no
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#3820 [14:07] <Morcam> yeah, MC is working fine for me, now
#3821 [14:08] <mc_user> xales: do you mean that if I play classic when I come back to beta it wont save my keyboard config?
#3822 [14:08] <g> Morcam: thanks
#3823 [14:08] <ellisgeek> face palm
#3824 [14:08] <oblMraptor> Great, it works, thx.
#3825 [14:08] <Chatham> minecraft is back up ty u guys
#3826 [14:08] <xales> mc_user: That's correct, they are two completely separate games
#3827 [14:08] <ellisgeek> where does classic even save data anyway
#3828 [14:08] <tyteen4a03> now to wait for notch to post something about this...
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#3830 [14:09] <mc_user> is there any way I could fix this so beta and classic both will remember the controls?
#3831 [14:09] <musame> oh
#3832 [14:09] <xales> mc_user: No
#3833 [14:09] <mc_user> inverted mouse did save...
#3834 [14:09] <Awesomeness> Back
#3835 [14:09] <Awesomeness> xales, I have a offer for you of a lifetime
#3836 [14:09] <mc_user> well that sucks :(
#3837 [14:09] <mc_user> bye
#3838 [14:09] <Awesomeness> pay me $100000 now, and my from nigeria will pay you $10 000 000 000 000, in just 2 days!
#3839 [14:10] <Awesomeness> lol
#3840 [14:10] * tyteen4a03 like
#3840 [14:10] <musame> aha
#3841 [14:10] <Awesomeness> *my friend
#3842 [14:10] <musame> have i luck ? xD
#3843 [14:10] <tyteen4a03> somebody google ctinets.com ^^
#3844 [14:10] <musame> im loggged in
#3845 [14:10] <musame> after 100 trys :P
#3846 [14:10] * THEmexiCANxxx98 [THEmexiCANxxx98@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3847 [14:10] <Tobi> if I log me in patcher comes Can not connect to minecraft.net how do I fix this problehm?
#3848 [14:11] <killergut> ok guys im having trouble setting up my own server
#3849 [14:11] <ellisgeek> i am running a server on a 1.60ghz Dell demension 4400 with 512mb ram and everyone that connects gets a timed out error. also do noth that i have setup my port forwards correctly because the webserver i am running works fine. the address is s0urc3.dyndns-server.com
#3850 [14:11] <Tobi> *problem
#3851 [14:11] <Awesomeness> Tobi; what's the Minecraft username you use to login?
#3852 [14:11] <xales> Tobi: minecraft.net is intermittently down, just be patient
#3853 [14:11] <ellisgeek> killergut what os
#3854 [14:11] <killergut> someone said it was back up -.-'
#3855 [14:11] <xales> ellisgeek: Uh, 512MB of RAM isn't really enough to run a server if anything else is running at all, and even then...
#3856 [14:11] <musame> i have an server too
#3857 [14:11] <Morrolan> Xales: Hmm, it works for me right now though. (Login I mean)
#3858 [14:11] <ellisgeek> thais happened just recently
#3859 [14:12] <musame> u need dyndns for an constant ip
#3860 [14:12] * mib_54wclt [mib_54wclt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3861 [14:12] <musame> otherwise ur ip is changeing all 22 hours
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#3863 [14:13] <ellisgeek> xales it used to work fine untill 1.6 came out
#3864 [14:13] <Wursten> can smebody help me
#3865 [14:13] <Wursten> just bought the game
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#3867 [14:13] <Wursten> cant download it
#3868 [14:13] <VoxelHead> bye scavenger848
#3869 [14:13] <ellisgeek> i dont know if the requirements changed
#3870 [14:13] <Kealper> Wursten: what happens when you try?
#3871 [14:13] <Wursten> nothing
#3872 [14:13] <Wursten> i click download
#3873 [14:13] <Wursten> and it says save fle
#3874 [14:13] <Wursten> and then i double click
#3875 [14:13] <Wursten> says run
#3876 [14:14] <Wursten> and then nothing
#3877 [14:14] <Kealper> Wursten: is it's icon a white blank thing or is it a block?
#3878 [14:14] <Wursten> um there isnt an icon at all
#3879 [14:14] <Wursten> just try to download it on the site
#3880 [14:14] <Wursten> and nothing happens
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#3883 [14:15] <Kealper> uhh...try playing it in the browser then? ( http://minecraft.net/game/ )
#3884 [14:15] <Wursten> that dosent work either
#3885 [14:15] <Wursten> i click that
#3886 [14:15] <Wursten> and its just a black screen
#3887 [14:15] <jdstep> hi :)
#3888 [14:15] <Kealper> Wursten: ok then, go to http://java.com and ensure you have the latest java installed
#3889 [14:15] <Wursten> do i have to wait a certain amount of time aftr i purchase or something?
#3890 [14:16] <jdstep> looking for some help on transaction and stuff for the game, the FAQ's don't help me on the website...
#3891 [14:16] <Awesomeness> Up to 48 hours.
#3892 [14:16] <Kealper> Awesomeness: his issue isn't a purchasing problem
#3893 [14:16] <Kealper> jdstep: what sort of help?
#3894 [14:16] <jdstep> Well, i've tried buying it with two different cards, one visa and one mastercard
#3895 [14:17] <Kealper> jdstep: were they prepaid cards?
#3896 [14:17] <jdstep> and both times it has rejected the card saying the transaction could not be completed
#3897 [14:17] <THEmexiCANxxx98> my minecraft works perfect
#3898 [14:17] <jdstep> what do ya mean, just normal credit barclaycard
#3899 [14:17] <THEmexiCANxxx98> i dont know how
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#3901 [14:18] <Kealper> jdstep: so they are just normal credit cards and not prepaid credit cards?
#3902 [14:18] <Wursten> no java didnt work,, error said same file found
#3903 [14:18] <jdstep> just normal ones
#3904 [14:19] <DopeGhoti> .."barclaycard"?
#3905 [14:19] <DopeGhoti> what is that exactly?
#3906 [14:19] <Awesomeness> [shameless advertising]Would anyone like to purchase some designs?[/shameless advertising[
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#3908 [14:19] <VoxelHead> Advertisingless shame.
#3909 [14:19] <Musame> huhu
#3910 [14:19] <VoxelHead> Advertising in #minecrafthelp is not permitted.
#3911 [14:19] * Awesomeness hides
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#3912 [14:20] <Musame> search 4 a plugin or something like that who i can build over the top on my server
#3913 [14:20] <Taz> hello
#3914 [14:20] <VoxelHead> Commencing automatic advertising removal
#3915 [14:20] * VoxelHead kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Automatic advertising removal)
#3916 [14:20] <Kealper> Musame: there is none like that
#3917 [14:20] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3918 [14:20] <Awesomeness> ....
#3919 [14:20] <Musame> hmm
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#3921 [14:20] <jdstep> Kealper: they're just normal ones
#3922 [14:20] <Musame> its time to create it :D
#3923 [14:20] <Kealper> Musame: it can't be created
#3924 [14:20] <Taz> Is Minecraft servers down again?
#3925 [14:20] <Awesomeness> -AuBot- MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN! WE KNOW! WE DO NOT KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE BACK UP; JUST WAIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE PLEASE
#3926 [14:20] <Musame> to much chunks hm?
#3927 [14:20] <Awesomeness> lrn2read
#3928 [14:21] <VoxelHead> i like them :)
#3929 [14:21] <xales> VoxelHead: I don't
#3930 [14:21] * xales goes to get food
#3930 [14:21] <Kealper> Musame: no....explaining why it won't work would require me explaining how Minecraft works with blocks/chunks, and i don't feel like it
#3931 [14:21] <Kealper> bah
#3932 [14:21] <Awesomeness> xales, I am currently eating a cake with icecream, frozen chocolate cherries, and some other stuff.
#3933 [14:21] <Awesomeness> :3
#3934 [14:21] <jdstep> Kealper?
#3935 [14:22] <Awesomeness> Jdstep?
#3936 [14:22] <jdstep> Kealper : they're just normal credit cards not prepaid ones
#3937 [14:22] <Kealper> jdstep: you'll have to get in contact with your credit card issuers to see why they won't allow the transaction to complete
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#3939 [14:22] <jdstep> oh okay...
#3940 [14:23] <DopeGhoti> jdstep: are they associated with an actual bank account?
#3941 [14:23] <SoulCraft> Can anyone help me with a problem?
#3942 [14:23] <jdstep> Yeah
#3943 [14:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> SoulCraft ask
#3944 [14:23] <SoulCraft> Ok
#3945 [14:23] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3946 [14:23] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3947 [14:23] <jdstep> *DopeGhoti: Yeah
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#3949 [14:23] <DopeGhoti> jdstep: okay, so why not just use PayPal then?
#3950 [14:24] <Awesomeness> paypal is a scam!
#3951 [14:24] <Awesomeness> all lies!
#3952 [14:24] <Awesomeness> do not trust paypal!
#3953 [14:24] <bezaban> I just got logged in to minecraft.net
#3954 [14:24] <shmoo> when i play minecraft i get the black screen does anyone know how to help
#3955 [14:24] <Wursten> i still need help if possible, i cant download the game
#3956 [14:24] <bezaban> so seems up again.
#3957 [14:24] <Awesomeness> shmoo; any mods?
#3958 [14:24] <SoulCraft> Well, my problem is that when i open minecraft, it goes on to the launching screen, but when i log in it takes ages and it "Cant Connect" In the end.
#3959 [14:24] <shmoo> yeah only toomanyitems
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#3961 [14:24] <Awesomeness> ??> shmoo win/reinst
#3962 [14:24] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3963 [14:24] * VoxelHead kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Trolling. Come back tomorrow.)
#3964 [14:24] <VoxelHead> shmoo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3965 [14:25] <jdstep> DopeGhoti: Because its my dad doing the payment, so its not actually my cards, and he hates paypal and makes sure hes not linked to it
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#3967 [14:25] <shmoo> k thanx
#3968 [14:25] <SoulCraft> Help me?
#3969 [14:25] <dopeman> Hey
#3970 [14:25] <SoulCraft> My questions above
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#3972 [14:25] <dopeman> Help?
#3973 [14:25] <jdstep> DopeGhoti: so i'll probably ask him to ask the issuers like Kealper said,
#3974 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> jdstep: fair enough. He probably need so, as Kealper, call the bank to ensure that they are not clobbering the international transactions.
#3975 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> as Kealper said, even.
#3976 [14:26] <SoulCraft> No ones going to help me...bye
#3977 [14:26] <Kealper> yeah, calling as me to work with your account might not work out well D:
#3978 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> SoulCraft: follow VoxelHead's reinstall directiions above.
#3979 [14:26] <Kealper> SoulCraft: ...
#3980 [14:26] <jdstep> DopeGhoti: international?, wheres the transaction based then?
#3981 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> Sweeden.
#3982 [14:26] <Kealper> SoulCraft: you really need to learn some patience
#3983 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> ?? patience
#3984 [14:26] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3985 [14:26] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3986 [14:26] <Kealper> SoulCraft: what was your issue?
#3987 [14:27] <SoulCraft> It takes ages to log in and in the end it just says cant connect
#3988 [14:27] <Kealper> SoulCraft: type !motd
#3989 [14:27] <SoulCraft> it NEVER works
#3990 [14:27] <Kealper> SoulCraft: define never?
#3991 [14:27] <jdstep> DopeGhoti: ah thanks , well you and Kealper have been a lot of help, so thanks a lot, I'll come back if i need any more help ;D
#3992 [14:27] <SoulCraft> Type what?
#3993 [14:27] <DopeGhoti> jdstep: cheers, and good luck.
#3994 [14:27] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 1
#3995 [14:27] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 1 = There may be intermittent issues with the Minecraft login servers. ] ... set by [ DopeGhoti/regexp | Wed Jun 15 10:55:48 MST 2011 ]
#3996 [14:27] * DopeGhoti points up.
#3996 [14:27] <jdstep> DopeGhoti: Aha thanks, byee
#3997 [14:28] <SoulCraft> You know i havent been able to log in for the last couple days
#3998 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> ??> SoulCraft win/reinst
#3999 [14:28] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4000 [14:28] <dopeman> Can I have some help please?
#4001 [14:28] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4002 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> ??> dopeman ask
#4003 [14:28] <VoxelHead> dopeman: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4004 [14:28] <VoxelHead> dopeman: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#4007 [14:28] <dopeman> Ok sorry
#4008 [14:28] <SoulCraft> Thank you voxel, ill try that
#4009 [14:28] <zadon> hi guys
#4010 [14:28] <Kealper> hi
#4011 [14:29] <zadon> need some help
#4012 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> morning, zadon
#4013 [14:29] <zadon> i bought minecraft online
#4014 [14:29] <Kealper> ?? ask
#4015 [14:29] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4016 [14:29] <Kealper> oh
#4017 [14:29] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4018 [14:29] <zadon> and cant seem to run it
#4019 [14:29] <zadon> after downloading it
#4020 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> what happens when you try?
#4021 [14:29] <xales> zadon: Why can't you?
#4022 [14:29] <zadon> and logging in
#4023 [14:29] <SoulCraft> Nope it still wont.
#4024 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> ??> SoulCraft win/profile
#4025 [14:29] <Kealper> SoulCraft: has it ever worekd before?
#4026 [14:29] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4027 [14:29] <VoxelHead> SoulCraft: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4028 [14:30] <Kealper> worked*
#4029 [14:30] <zadon> the game just states tthat there is some error and something about Gl video game card
#4030 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> ??> zadon error
#4031 [14:30] <VoxelHead> zadon: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#4032 [14:30] <VoxelHead> zadon: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#4033 [14:30] <zadon> ok
#4034 [14:30] <zadon> hang on
#4035 [14:30] <zadon> let me copy and paste
#4036 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> ??> zadon pastebin
#4037 [14:30] <VoxelHead> zadon: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#4038 [14:31] <dopeman> I have not played minecraft in about 6 months. Last time I played everything ran fine. I tried to play today but I got an opengl error, I updated my graphics drivers but it still didn't work. My laptop is a bit out of date so I thought I would try my PC. However everytime I run it on my PC I dont even get to the loading screen it just crashes and makes my,,,,
#4039 [14:31] <dopeman> screen all pixelated blue and I then have to reboot
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#4041 [14:32] <zadon> hi guys
#4042 [14:32] <zadon> im back
#4043 [14:32] <VoxelHead> YOU'RE back? feel these nipples!
#4044 [14:32] <xales> dopeman: Which computer are you on at the moment?
#4045 [14:32] <zadon> haha
#4046 [14:32] <VoxelHead> basically, i'm not giving up... i'll destroy you^%percent##@%percent^$$~$$%percent#�%percent*
#4047 [14:32] <dopeman> I am on my PC
#4048 [14:32] <zadon> the games states this
#4049 [14:32] <zadon> http://pastebin.com/9zwRJ5N6
#4050 [14:32] <zadon> please do check it out
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#4052 [14:32] <Kealper> zadon: update your graphics drivers
#4053 [14:32] <zadon> I've never run minecraft in my comp
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#4055 [14:33] <zadon> but
#4056 [14:33] <Nordas> minecraft isnt working for me
#4057 [14:33] <Nordas> i need some help
#4058 [14:33] <zadon> its fine working with other great games
#4059 [14:33] <mattCAFC> how can i op people on my server using irc?
#4060 [14:33] <Kealper> zadon: most games now use DirectX, Minecraft uses OpenGL
#4061 [14:33] <zadon> ohh
#4062 [14:33] <zadon> so wad shud i do
#4063 [14:33] <Kealper> mattCAFC: you probably don't
#4064 [14:33] <Kealper> zadon: update your graphics drivers?
#4065 [14:33] <mattCAFC> oh :L fail
#4066 [14:33] <Nordas> when i click login it shut down the window
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#4068 [14:34] <mattCAFC> how do you op people then?
#4069 [14:34] <zadon> how do i update my graphic drivers, sorry not really good at IT
#4070 [14:34] <xales> Using the server console or ingame command
#4071 [14:34] <xales> ??> zadon win/dxdiag
#4072 [14:34] <SoulCraft> Nope, STILL not working
#4073 [14:34] <VoxelHead> zadon: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4074 [14:34] <VoxelHead> zadon: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4075 [14:34] <xales> SoulCraft: Has it worked before?
#4076 [14:34] <mib_rvxn9u> is there any way to reduce lag?
#4077 [14:34] <SoulCraft> Yes it has worked before
#4078 [14:34] <xales> mib_rvxn9u: Turn down the video settings or get a better computer
#4079 [14:34] <xales> SoulCraft: The server is having problems, just be patient
#4080 [14:34] <SoulCraft> It randomly stopped working
#4081 [14:35] <xales> When did it "randomly" stop working?
#4082 [14:35] <mib_rvxn9u> i turned down video settings but still nothing
#4083 [14:35] <SoulCraft> A few days ago
#4084 [14:35] <xales> Then get a better computer
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#4086 [14:35] <xales> SoulCraft: _How_ many days ago? One?
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#4088 [14:35] <SoulCraft> Ive got a 500g Intel |Pentinnum 5g ram, not good enough?
#4089 [14:36] <xales> SoulCraft: Uh, I'm not talking to you...
#4090 [14:36] <Kealper> Pentium*
#4091 [14:36] <zadon> wad is a windows key
#4092 [14:36] <zadon> ll
#4093 [14:36] <zadon> sorry
#4094 [14:36] <xales> ??> zadon win/key
#4095 [14:36] <Nordas> how do i play MC?
#4096 [14:36] <VoxelHead> zadon: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#4097 [14:36] <SoulCraft> Oh yes a little spelling mistake
#4098 [14:36] <Kealper> zadon: are you Jamaican?
#4099 [14:36] <xales> Nordas: Download it, run it
#4100 [14:36] <zadon> ok
#4101 [14:36] <zadon> im not kealper
#4102 [14:36] <Kealper> zadon: then stop typing like they talk
#4103 [14:36] <Nordas> it doesnt work for me anymore
#4104 [14:36] <Nordas> it keeps closing itself
#4105 [14:36] <g> lol, Kealper
#4106 [14:37] <xales> ??> Nordas win/reinst
#4107 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4108 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4110 [14:37] <Kealper> (totally not being mean to Jamaicans, a friend lives there and he gives himself crap about his accent all the time)
#4111 [14:37] <mib_rvxn9u> if i cant play online is it because the server is having problems?
#4112 [14:37] <xales> mib_rvxn9u: Yes
#4113 [14:37] <Nordas> k ill try that
#4114 [14:37] <zadon> alrite doing it now
#4115 [14:37] <mib_rvxn9u> k thanks
#4116 [14:37] <mibOOS117> i want to play the classic before buying the game. Someone have a link for me?
#4117 [14:37] <zadon> just not that IT savvy
#4118 [14:37] <xales> mib_rvxn9u: minecraft.net
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#4120 [14:37] <dopeman> I have a 9600GT and a quad core processor, 4gig ram. surely thats enough?
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#4122 [14:38] <SoulCraft> ohhhh...Well it finally worked. I had to restore the whole minecraft folder
#4123 [14:38] <SoulCraft> But it wasent that easy
#4124 [14:38] <xales> dopeman: Again, I'm talking to someone else
#4125 [14:38] <xolotl> mibOOS117: Note that Classic is *very* different than the Beta version that you pay for
#4126 [14:38] <xolotl> mibOOS117: Also I think you mean "OSS". :)
#4127 [14:38] <Kealper> SoulCraft: that was literally the first thing that VoxelHead told you to do....
#4128 [14:38] <SoulCraft> It wasent as simple as deleting the contents
#4129 [14:38] <dopeman> oh sorry
#4130 [14:38] <gametron> its working fine fore me now
#4131 [14:38] <gametron> for oops
#4132 [14:39] <SoulCraft> I had to make a new Computer User, run it on there...THEN DO WHAT HE SAID
#4133 [14:39] <mibOOS117> i know but i want to play it before
#4134 [14:39] <xales> ??> mibOOS117 demo
#4135 [14:39] <VoxelHead> mibOOS117: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4136 [14:39] <mibOOS117> indeed oss
#4137 [14:39] <Kealper> SoulCraft: VoxelHead also told you to do that, too
#4138 [14:39] <VoxelHead> mibOOS117: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4139 [14:39] <mibOOS117> yes
#4140 [14:39] <mibOOS117> thx
#4141 [14:39] <Kealper> SoulCraft: that was the second thing VoxelHead said ._.
#4142 [14:39] <SoulCraft> Anyway, thanks for the help!
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#4144 [14:40] <zadon> voxelhead
#4145 [14:40] <zadon> i got the thing u wan me to do
#4146 [14:40] <zadon> its here
#4147 [14:40] <zadon> http://pastebin.com/63dLEakd
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#4149 [14:41] <xales> Uh
#4150 [14:41] <xales> Your computer's graphics card isn't powerful enough to run Minecraft
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#4152 [14:41] <zadon> dammmnn
#4153 [14:41] <zadon> i already bought it
#4154 [14:41] <Awesomeness> Hi! :D
#4155 [14:41] <Wursten> hey can somebody help me
#4156 [14:41] <Wursten> i cant get the game to download
#4157 [14:41] <xales> ??> Wursten ask
#4158 [14:41] <VoxelHead> Wursten: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4159 [14:41] <gametron> can u change your username for minecraft?
#4160 [14:41] <Wursten> when i press run
#4161 [14:41] <VoxelHead> Wursten: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4162 [14:41] <Wursten> nothing happens
#4163 [14:42] <Kealper> zadon: you can get a refund, or a better computer
#4164 [14:42] <zadon> how do i get a refund?
#4165 [14:42] <xales> gametron: http://minecraft.net/support/
#4166 [14:42] <Kealper> zadon: when did you buy it?
#4167 [14:42] <zadon> today
#4168 [14:42] <Wursten> essentially, i press download, it goes to download screen, i double click... it says run... i click... and nothing happens
#4169 [14:42] <Nordas> my minecraft still keeps closing itself
#4170 [14:42] <Kealper> zadon: ok, send an email to payment@mojang.com and state the username you purchased it on, and tell them that your computer could not run the game and that you would like a refund
#4171 [14:43] <xales> Wursten: What happens when you try to play it in your browser? http://minecraft.net/game/
#4172 [14:43] <zadon> ok
#4173 [14:43] <xales> Nordas: Did you follow VoxelHead's instructions
#4174 [14:43] <zadon> thanks alot guys!
#4175 [14:43] <Nordas> yes
#4176 [14:44] <Wursten> when i try to play it in browser
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#4178 [14:44] <Wursten> its just balck screen
#4179 [14:44] <Wursten> black
#4180 [14:44] <gametron> wursten: when u download it does it go on your desktop?
#4181 [14:44] <Wursten> nothing comes up
#4182 [14:44] <Wursten> no
#4183 [14:44] <Wursten> not sure where it goes
#4184 [14:44] <Wursten> but i moved a copy to my desktop
#4185 [14:44] <Wursten> and still wont run
#4186 [14:44] <gametron> wursten: type .exe after it that might work
#4187 [14:44] <xales> Wursten: Does your Windows username have an ! in it?
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#4189 [14:45] <gametron> it works for geting a server running but im not sure
#4190 [14:45] <Wursten> windows username?
#4191 [14:45] <Wursten> i dont think so
#4192 [14:45] <Nordas> so can some1 help me run mc?
#4193 [14:46] <Weltall> O.O wow a lot of people.
#4194 [14:46] <xales> Nordas: Yes, we can, but you aren't answering any of our questions
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#4196 [14:46] <xales> Wursten: Reinstall Java
#4197 [14:46] <gametron> wursten: when you click on it does anything come up?
#4198 [14:46] <Nordas> what questions?
#4199 [14:46] <xales> 14:43:01 <@xales> Nordas: Did you follow VoxelHead's instructions
#4200 [14:46] <Nordas> i already said yes
#4201 [14:47] <xales> And what happens when you try to run it?
#4202 [14:47] <Wursten> nothing comes up
#4203 [14:47] <Wursten> i just press run... nothing happens
#4204 [14:47] <Nordas> it started downloading the files
#4205 [14:47] <Wursten> i tried to reinstall java, came up with error
#4206 [14:47] <Nordas> when it stoped it closed the window
#4207 [14:47] <Weltall> Hello there everyone. I need some help. We made a local server with a friend and he loaded his map but a certain part of his world is unbreakable. (and doors ofcourse unopenable)
#4208 [14:47] <xales> Weltall: Is it the spawn area?
#4209 [14:47] <xales> ??> Weltall javara
#4210 [14:47] <VoxelHead> Weltall: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4211 [14:47] <xales> err
#4212 [14:47] * mib_rraio9 [mib_rraio9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4213 [14:47] <VoxelHead> Weltall: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4214 [14:47] <xales> Wursten, rather
#4215 [14:48] <xales> Weltall: Sorry, ignore that :|
#4216 [14:48] <Weltall> could be, there were a lot monsters there at night
#4217 [14:48] <xales> Weltall: By default, only ops can build in the spawn area
#4218 [14:48] <xales> ??> Wursten javara
#4219 [14:48] <VoxelHead> Wursten: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4220 [14:48] <VoxelHead> Wursten: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4221 [14:48] <TheSilence> This channel seems a bit more lively then minecraftforums, does anyone know where the SMP mod list has gone to, if it even exists any more?
#4222 [14:48] <dopeman> blue pixel crash on the online version and the full version. I thebn need to restart my pc......... help?
#4223 [14:48] <Weltall> what about him that is an admin?
#4224 [14:48] <mib_rraio9> minecraft goes black as soon as i try to play it and then it sends me an error message
#4225 [14:49] <xales> ??> mib_rraio9 error
#4226 [14:49] <Kealper> TheSilence: ask in #risucraft as i think the list you refer to was created by the guys in there
#4227 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mib_rraio9: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#4228 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mib_rraio9: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#4229 [14:49] <xales> Weltall: What do you mean?
#4230 [14:49] <xales> dopeman: Possibly a driver issue, possibly overheating - make sure eveything is up to date
#4231 [14:49] <dopeman> everything has been updated no over heating
#4232 [14:49] <mib_rraio9> i cant paste it because it goes away when i click it
#4233 [14:50] <TheSilence> Kealper, will do.
#4234 [14:50] <Weltall> i read in the wiki that i should make an admin.txt for administrator (thoguht thats where his name shoudl go since he is hosting)
#4235 [14:50] <TheSilence> admin.txt is for classic, nt smo
#4236 [14:50] <TheSilence> not smp
#4237 [14:50] <xales> Weltall: It's ops.txt, actually
#4238 [14:51] <xales> mib_rraio9: Has it worked before?
#4239 [14:51] <xales> ??> dopeman win/dxdiag
#4240 [14:51] <VoxelHead> dopeman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4241 [14:51] <VoxelHead> dopeman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4242 [14:51] <Weltall> ahhhhh ok. Thank you very much :)
#4243 [14:51] <mib_rraio9> i downloaded minecraft.jar and it went all buggy
#4244 [14:51] <xales> ??> mib_rraio9 win/reinst
#4245 [14:51] <Kealper> mib_rraio9: care to elaborate?
#4246 [14:51] <VoxelHead> mib_rraio9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4247 [14:51] <Nordas> so how do i make mc work?
#4248 [14:51] <VoxelHead> mib_rraio9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4249 [14:51] <Kealper> or do that
#4250 [14:52] <mib_rraio9> thank you
#4251 [14:53] <xales> ??> Nordas win/profile
#4252 [14:53] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4253 [14:53] <VoxelHead> Nordas: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
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#4255 [14:54] <killergut> ``still down?
#4256 [14:54] <mib_u2q5yo> Is it going to take long?:P
#4257 [14:54] <TheSilence> Whats still down?
#4258 [14:54] <Kealper> mib_u2q5yo: well...can you log in right now?
#4259 [14:54] <mib_u2q5yo> nope
#4260 [14:55] <Kealper> mib_u2q5yo: then it's still having issues, and no one is really sure when it'll be ironed out
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#4262 [14:56] <cody987> hey ive been afk for a while is it back on yet?
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#4266 [14:56] <cody987> any 1 know
#4267 [14:56] <Kealper> cody987: try it and find out for yourself
#4268 [14:57] <cody987> wow i try to ask for ahelp and you do this jerk
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#4270 [14:58] <Kealper> man, how is that word even spelled....my brain is not working today
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#4272 [14:58] <Nexxus213> wow no one on
#4273 [14:58] <Kealper> ??< attitude
#4274 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Nobody's on at all.
#4275 [14:58] <Kealper> oh, that way i guess
#4276 [14:58] <Nexxus213> compared to before
#4277 [14:58] * mib_tov5yv [mib_tov5yv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4278 [14:58] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :[
#4279 [14:59] <mib_tov5yv> hello
#4280 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, Kealper, you got it better than I what I got yesterday.
#4281 [14:59] <Guest69839> Minecraft.net is down? O_O, that why i cant login with client?????
#4282 [14:59] <mib_tov5yv> same here guest
#4283 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#4284 [14:59] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
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#4286 [14:59] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: i started thinking how the word was spelled right after that nub called me a jerk for telling him to try and log in again...lol
#4287 [14:59] <MAup> Seemes you cannot play via client but through browser its fine
#4288 [14:59] <blaphmat> oh minecraft is down?
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#4290 [15:00] <Kealper> also it's not the website that is having issues, it's the login server, so playing in-browser should be fine
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#4292 [15:00] <blaphmat> i cant oplay in browser hehe
#4293 [15:00] <Nexxus213> me either
#4294 [15:00] <Nexxus213> xD
#4295 [15:00] <hawkeye10> it say its down when im on there home page
#4296 [15:00] <Kealper> oh
#4297 [15:00] <blaphmat> i installed this mod and whenever i try to play in client its a black screen
#4298 [15:01] <Kealper> i guess the site is messing up then
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#4300 [15:01] <Nexxus213> magic
#4301 [15:01] <Nexxus213> magic
#4302 [15:01] <blaphmat> i mean website
#4303 [15:01] <Nexxus213> :3
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#4305 [15:01] <Nexxus213> you mean magic
#4306 [15:01] <hawkeye10> did u delete the META.INF
#4307 [15:01] <Kealper> was fine when i checked it like 2 hours ago...but i guess that was 2 hours ago lol
#4308 [15:01] <lilybet> hello i need help
#4309 [15:01] <hawkeye10> ok
#4310 [15:01] <lilybet> i cant login
#4311 [15:01] <hawkeye10> ya the regestration sever is down
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#4313 [15:02] <Nexxus213> magic server is down
#4314 [15:02] <lilybet> oh ok
#4315 [15:02] <Weltall> another question. For a reason when I play multiplayer be it i host the server or not my avatar's texture is white (actually it has a 1g on the top of his head writen). In single player its whatever i download from skindex
#4316 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Website and login server's up for me..
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#4318 [15:03] <Nexxus213> woo
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#4320 [15:03] <Kealper> Heinz-Dieter: that is a massively German nickname lol
#4321 [15:03] <Nexxus213> i got in
#4322 [15:03] <Nexxus213> <3
#4323 [15:03] <VoxelHead> I'm so happy =]
#4324 [15:03] <hawkeye10> its back up
#4325 [15:03] <xolotl> Weltall: Have you uploaded the skin you want to use, at minecraft.net?
#4326 [15:03] <Kenny_Ken> Oh ok.
#4327 [15:03] <Kenny_Ken> It is down.
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#4329 [15:03] <Heinz-Dieter> it definitely is!
#4330 [15:03] <Kenny_Ken> Well bye den xD
#4331 [15:03] <Kenny_Ken> ahh wait.
#4332 [15:03] <Kenny_Ken> I will stay here untill it's up again. Hi btw
#4333 [15:03] <hawkeye10> im on it right now on my sever
#4334 [15:04] <Weltall> Ummm how I upload it? I changed it through replacing my text in a minecraft.jar
#4335 [15:04] <VoxelHead> ;)
#4336 [15:04] <Kealper> the login server has been reported to work for some people all the time, some people most of the time, other people some of the time, and then others none of the time
#4337 [15:04] <Kealper> so i think it's a regional issue
#4338 [15:04] <xolotl> Weltall: login, click "profile", click "upload" :)
#4339 [15:05] <Weltall> thank you >.<!!!!!!!
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#4341 [15:05] <xolotl> Weltall: The only reason to change your jar file is with mods, which you should just Do Without anyway. :)
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#4343 [15:05] <Kealper> porncraft: i don't like your name, change it
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#4345 [15:05] <DopeGhoti> Or that.
#4346 [15:05] <Heinz-Dieter> it might be regional, but i also experienced a slow decrease in response speed over the last hours
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#4348 [15:06] <Weltall> Thank you a million times it worked >.<!
#4349 [15:06] <Heinz-Dieter> so maybe it slowly went down
#4350 [15:06] <fluffy> hey there..
#4351 [15:06] <xolotl> Weltall: np, enjoy!
#4352 [15:06] <Heinz-Dieter> OMG it just worked! bye!
#4353 [15:06] <hawkeye10> i think there try to upgrade there regestration sever to minecraft 1.7
#4354 [15:06] * mib_9cl9a4 [mib_9cl9a4@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4355 [15:06] <Tavis> when i run minecraft i get a hs_err_pid what does that mean?
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#4357 [15:07] <VoxelHead> i like them :-)
#4358 [15:07] <dagreenmage> omg cmon minecraft i gatat finish my house
#4359 [15:07] <Kealper> proncraft: i'll kickban you if you keep playing with me
#4360 [15:07] <dagreenmage> :D
#4361 [15:07] <hawkeye10> tavis are you moding?
#4362 [15:07] <VoxelHead> =)
#4363 [15:07] <xolotl> VoxelHead: Shut up
#4364 [15:07] <VoxelHead> i wish they didn't have to go :<
#4365 [15:07] * xolotl rage-/ignores
#4365 [15:07] <VoxelHead> Don't wanna!|But since you asked so nicel.
#4366 [15:07] <dagreenmage> wait minecraft 1.7 is coming out?
#4367 [15:07] <fluffy> for some strange reason when i click on the log in button in my minecraft launcher (with all the login details correct) it just says connecting and says failed to connect.. ive tried numerous methods but it wont let me log on to my minecraft.. help someone...
#4368 [15:07] <Tavis> i have toomanyitems installed
#4369 [15:07] * xolotl f---ing hates that damn bot
#4369 [15:08] <xolotl> dagreenmage: Not for awhile, no
#4370 [15:08] <hawkeye10> tavis is your meta.inf delete
#4371 [15:08] <DopeGhoti> it's Kealper's fault, xolotl
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#4373 [15:08] <Tavis> yes it is
#4374 [15:08] <Kealper> notOffensive: you're still pulling my chain, but that'll do i guess
#4375 [15:08] <dagreenmage> how long to the next version do u think
#4376 [15:08] <notOffensive> seriously?
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#4378 [15:09] <Tavis> in Winrar. is there anything else i have to do
#4379 [15:09] <fluffy> guyz.. can someone help me plz??
#4380 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> notOffensive: passive-agressive is still agressive. How can #minecrafthelp help you today?
#4381 [15:09] <mib_k54iob> question, how do i use jet boots
#4382 [15:09] <mib_k54iob> i have them on then what?
#4383 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> mib_k54iob: I think you're looking for #terrariahelp
#4384 [15:09] <notOffensive> Is there a link to the min requirements to run this game anywhere?
#4385 [15:09] <hawkeye10> mid-k54iob what mod
#4386 [15:09] <fluffy> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!
#4387 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> notOffensive requirements/lessrude
#4388 [15:09] <VoxelHead> notOffensive: (requirements/lessrude) 1.5GiB of RAM (3 GiB if you want to run the server and client at the same time), a 2.4GHz or so per core CPU, and if you expect the world to get rather big, 100MB or so of hard drive space.
#4389 [15:09] <Kenny_Ken> :D
#4390 [15:10] <VoxelHead> notOffensive: (requirements/lessrude) A server will use a lot of bandwidth, _per player_ because the world is in a constant state of flux.
#4391 [15:10] <Kenny_Ken> Spritecraft rulz
#4392 [15:10] <mib_tov5yv> play this http://www.minecraft.net/game/
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#4395 [15:10] <fluffy> for some strange reason when i click on the log in button in my minecraft launcher (with all the login details correct) it just says connecting and says failed to connect.. ive tried numerous methods but it wont let me log on to my minecraft.. help someone...
#4396 [15:10] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 1
#4397 [15:10] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 1 = There may be intermittent issues with the Minecraft login servers. ] ... set by [ DopeGhoti/regexp | Wed Jun 15 10:55:48 MST 2011 ]
#4398 [15:10] <DopeGhoti> fluffy: look up one line
#4399 [15:10] <notOffensive> Thanks can I ask what the min gfx card you would suggest?
#4400 [15:10] <fluffy> ty...
#4401 [15:11] <mib_tov5yv> dowload client is down play in a browser here ==> http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#4402 [15:11] <DopeGhoti> notOffensive: Any DX10- or DX11-capable card should do.
#4403 [15:11] <notOffensive> thank you
#4404 [15:11] <DopeGhoti> \o
#4405 [15:12] <dagreenmage> it works
#4406 [15:12] <mib_tov5yv> what?
#4407 [15:12] <dagreenmage> minecrafts working for me
#4408 [15:12] <mib_tov5yv> client?
#4409 [15:12] <dagreenmage> the downloadable one
#4410 [15:13] <Tavis> i am modding and have meta.inf deleted but minecraft getts errors, whats wrong with it?
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#4412 [15:13] <Kealper> Tavis: make sure the mod is compatible with Minecraft 1.6.6
#4413 [15:13] <mib_tov5yv> i think dowloadable client is down
#4414 [15:13] <hawkeye10> yay what kealper said
#4415 [15:13] <jordanx55> is this the reason for my black screen on start up???
#4416 [15:13] <Tavis> im pretty sure toomanyitems is
#4417 [15:13] <Tavis> i just got it fresh
#4418 [15:13] <dagreenmage> i just logged on
#4419 [15:13] <hawkeye10> and make sure uyou have modloader
#4420 [15:14] <Tavis> i need that?
#4421 [15:14] <jordanx55> hello?
#4422 [15:14] <Kealper> Tavis: any further help would be better suited for the channel #risucraft then
#4423 [15:14] <hawkeye10> tavis is tomanyitems the only mod
#4424 [15:14] <Tavis> yes
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#4428 [15:15] <Tavis> unless texture packs count as a mod
#4429 [15:15] <Kealper> jordanx55: has it ever worked before?
#4430 [15:15] <jordanx55> why do i get a black screen when i start minecraft
#4431 [15:15] <sluggo> where can i learn to use jet boots?
#4432 [15:15] <hawkeye10> did you use 7zip with the mod the minecraftjar
#4433 [15:15] <mib_tov5yv> who gots terraria?
#4434 [15:15] <jordanx55> tyes i was working today
#4435 [15:15] <Kealper> sluggo: are you trying to play Minecraft or Terraria?
#4436 [15:16] <sluggo> minecraft
#4437 [15:16] <Tavis> no i have WinRar i do not have 7zip
#4438 [15:16] <Kealper> sluggo: ask inside #risucraft then
#4439 [15:16] <DopeGhoti> There are no 'jet boots' in Minecraft.
#4440 [15:16] <jordanx55> ti installed amod and it did not work so i deleted the bin now it doesnt work
#4441 [15:16] <jordanx55> at all
#4442 [15:16] <hawkeye10> ok did u wach any youtube vids on how to do it they tend to help
#4443 [15:16] <DopeGhoti> ?? mods
#4444 [15:16] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4445 [15:16] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4446 [15:16] <jordanx55> tok
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#4448 [15:24] <Kenny_Ken> Yeah its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.
#4449 [15:24] <Kenny_Ken> I just finished the duke nukem logo in Minecraft :D oh man I love this ♥
#4450 [15:24] <Kealper> lol
#4451 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> Too easy.
#4452 [15:25] <hawkeye10> lol
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#4455 [15:27] <pminecraftcarbone> hello?
#4456 [15:27] <hawkeye10> hi
#4457 [15:27] <pminecraftcarbone> can you help me?
#4458 [15:28] <hawkeye10> with what
#4459 [15:28] <pminecraftcarbone> minecraft problems
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#4461 [15:28] <hawkeye10> what kind of problems
#4462 [15:28] <hawkeye10> in minecraft
#4463 [15:28] <pminecraftcarbone> ok,
#4464 [15:30] <pminecraftcarbone> so i downloaded minecraft like 3 months ago, had mods, then i deleted the WHOLE thing. (i got it recently and dont know anything about programs) now i redownloaded it and whenever i start it up, it says "fatal error(4)..."
#4465 [15:30] <pminecraftcarbone> and it also says "not downloaded"
#4466 [15:30] <hawkeye10> did you delete the meata.inf
#4467 [15:30] <pminecraftcarbone> what is that?
#4468 [15:31] <hawkeye10> did you sayid you put mods on it
#4469 [15:31] <pminecraftcarbone> and like i said, i deleted it ALL then re-downloaded it
#4470 [15:31] <pminecraftcarbone> and yes
#4471 [15:31] <hawkeye10> are they on it right now
#4472 [15:31] <pminecraftcarbone> no, i cant even open it
#4473 [15:32] <pminecraftcarbone> :(
#4474 [15:32] <hawkeye10> ok
#4475 [15:32] <Kealper> pminecraftcarbone: play it in the browser
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#4477 [15:32] <pminecraftcarbone> will that fix it?
#4478 [15:32] <IMMERONE> hello?
#4479 [15:32] <Kealper> it certainly couldn't hurt
#4480 [15:32] <hawkeye10> hi
#4481 [15:32] <IMMERONE> are you experts on Minecraft?
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#4484 [15:33] <pminecraftcarbone> ok, thanks. i will try and then return if i have any problems
#4485 [15:33] <hawkeye10> im not but i know enough to help
#4486 [15:33] <mohawk> is not
#4487 [15:33] <mohawk> i was just on it
#4488 [15:33] <pminecraftcarbone> thank you
#4489 [15:33] <IMMERONE> okey, thank you sir
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#4492 [15:34] <IMMERONE> after i klicked "log in" it gets stuck on the loating thingy, with the text "done loading" with an peice about 19/20 left on the loading bar, and nothing more happens, what to do?
#4493 [15:35] <Morrolan> IMMERONE: What operating system are you using? (Windows, mac, Linux)
#4494 [15:35] <IMMERONE> mac OSX
#4495 [15:35] <Morrolan> ??> IMMERONE mac/reinst
#4496 [15:35] <VoxelHead> IMMERONE: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4497 [15:35] <VoxelHead> IMMERONE: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4498 [15:35] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please. If it didn't work we'll try o help you further.
#4499 [15:36] <IMMERONE> so ill trash the minecraft folder, and try to run it anyway?
#4500 [15:36] <Tavis> is minecraft.net still down?
#4501 [15:36] <IMMERONE> aah, just the binfolder?
#4502 [15:37] <Morrolan> IMMERONE: Yea, and maybe the resources folder
#4503 [15:37] <Morrolan> Tavis: Nah, works for me.
#4504 [15:37] <Tavis> k
#4505 [15:37] <Tavis> ty
#4506 [15:37] <IMMERONE> okey, ill give it a try, thanks :)
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#4508 [15:37] <PcJamesy> who DDOSed it this time
#4509 [15:38] <mitch1224> hey kealper.
#4510 [15:38] <mitch1224> I have another problem. Story of my life. :/
#4511 [15:38] <Kealper> ugh
#4512 [15:38] <Kealper> lol
#4513 [15:39] <hawkeye10> whats the problem
#4514 [15:39] <mib_16s3xb> i cant log into minecraft on my mac laptop even though i already have an acount
#4515 [15:39] <mohawk> QUESTION... how do u gt to all of the minecraft info? i hear u press windos + something...
#4516 [15:39] <Kealper> mohawk: ingame? F3
#4517 [15:39] <PcJamesy> mib_16s3xb login server is down
#4518 [15:39] <mitch1224> i cant drag and drop into chests now, or anything. Its just a click and goes straight to the first open spot. Same with inventory. This wouldnt be a big problem, except im trying to organize my chests.
#4519 [15:39] <mohawk> FOR the mactops
#4520 [15:40] <PcJamesy> or not
#4521 [15:40] <IMMERONE> YEES! thank you soo much, right now im exremly happy:D
#4522 [15:40] <mib_16s3xb> pcjamesy why?
#4523 [15:40] <mohawk> my friends cant get on
#4524 [15:40] <PcJamesy> it was a few minutes ago mib_16s3xb try again
#4525 [15:40] <Kealper> mitch1224: is your ctrl key stuck?
#4526 [15:40] <mohawk> ok, can anyone tell me how to do the Windows + ?
#4527 [15:40] <mohawk> what is the other button?
#4528 [15:41] <Morrolan> IMMERONE: You're welcome :)
#4529 [15:41] <mitch1224> r?
#4530 [15:41] <IMMERONE> :)
#4531 [15:41] <IMMERONE> ./afk
#4532 [15:41] <mohawk> Heyyy it Morrol again...
#4533 [15:41] <mitch1224> and i dont know, ill smash my keyboard and see.
#4534 [15:41] <mohawk> LOL
#4535 [15:41] <mitch1224> nope. Neither key is stuck.
#4536 [15:41] <mib_16s3xb> pcjamesy it said ssl error im on google chrome
#4537 [15:41] <Morrolan> mohawk: You look for the minecraft folder on a macbook?
#4538 [15:42] <Morrolan> mitch1224: Or are you lookin for something? :?
#4539 [15:42] <mohawk> Morrolan is a wonderul helper... which button is it? it like Windows + (?) and then %App
#4540 [15:42] <Kealper> mitch1224: reinstall your OS then ._. lol
#4541 [15:42] <mitch1224> i bet this is connected to the right key erraticness too...
#4542 [15:42] <mitch1224> and i did that a couple months ago.
#4543 [15:42] <mohawk> what is it? anyone?
#4544 [15:42] <mitch1224> its r.
#4545 [15:42] <Morrolan> mohawk: Windows + R , then a box will pop up where you can enter %appdata%
#4546 [15:42] <mohawk> ah, ill try
#4547 [15:42] <Kealper> mitch1224: bah, your computer hates Minecraft then...you're practically a regular in here now lol
#4548 [15:43] <mitch1224> ya.
#4549 [15:43] <mitch1224> Story of my life. Im a gamer but computers hate me.
#4550 [15:43] <mohawk> THank you again Morrolan... saw u like 3 times before
#4551 [15:43] <mitch1224> Im going to be the AIs first target when they rise to power.
#4552 [15:43] <Morrolan> mohawk: Heh, I'm here quite often :)
#4553 [15:43] <mitch1224> Judgement day, first of those nukes is coming through my roof while i sleep.
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#4555 [15:43] <mib_16s3xb> ok the login server is still down
#4556 [15:44] <Morrolan> Works fine for me
#4557 [15:44] <Kealper> mib_16s3xb: try it yourself and see
#4558 [15:44] <Morrolan> !isdown https://login.minecraft.net
#4559 [15:44] <Morrolan> Hmm, it doesn't take any arguments?
#4560 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> Greybot doesn't work like that
#4561 [15:44] <Kealper> it only seems to work for some people
#4562 [15:44] <Morrolan> Anyway, it's up.
#4563 [15:44] <mitch1224> hey grey.
#4564 [15:44] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#4565 [15:44] <mib_16s3xb> ok ill try
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#4567 [15:45] <mib_16s3xb> hey greyvulpine your always on here
#4568 [15:45] <Kealper> Morrolan: works for you, grey, me, and others, but not other people....it seems to be regional issues
#4569 [15:45] <mitch1224> its a good thing i thought ahead and put the help channel on my bookmarks bar...
#4570 [15:45] <GreyVulpine> Indeed I am
#4571 [15:45] <mib_16s3xb> lol
#4572 [15:45] <Kealper> mitch1224: lol
#4573 [15:45] <Morrolan> Kealper: Oh, interesting. Might be the loadbalancer messing up? Or did they just ban access from a certain region?
#4574 [15:46] <mib_16s3xb> ok the login server is still down for us
#4575 [15:46] <mitch1224> ya grey, know anything about why i cant drag and drop into chests or move stuff around in inventory? it just goes to the first available spot the re is.
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#4577 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> shift key stuck?
#4578 [15:46] <mitch1224> also, doors arent functioning right sometimes.
#4579 [15:46] <mitch1224> an dno keys are stuck.
#4580 [15:46] <mitch1224> Both are connected to the right click thing, i bet.
#4581 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> That.. sounds more like a screwed up system of yours.
#4582 [15:46] <Aludane> Is the AuBot up to date, is minecraft currently down?
#4583 [15:46] <Kealper> Morrolan: access seems sporatic on the ones that arn't working, so it's either Amazon messing up or it's some fiber cables messing up
#4584 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> Which I have no idea how to really fix
#4585 [15:47] <mitch1224> and ya, i know this computer sucks,
#4586 [15:47] <mitch1224> a lot.
#4587 [15:47] <Morrolan> Kealper: Oh, could be as well.
#4588 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#4589 [15:47] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4590 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> !isdown google.com
#4591 [15:47] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://google.com is up.
#4592 [15:47] <GreyVulpine> I hate you too vox
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#4594 [15:47] <mib_16s3xb> I registered an account on another mac book pro, and when I tried to log in on a different mac book pro, it said there was a problem with the server
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#4596 [15:47] <mitch1224> lol grey.
#4597 [15:47] <pminecraftcarbone> hello?
#4598 [15:48] <Aludane> Minecraft is up, sorry to bother you
#4599 [15:48] <hawkeye10> hi
#4600 [15:48] <pminecraftcarbone> hey hawkeye10
#4601 [15:48] <pminecraftcarbone> long time no see
#4602 [15:48] <pminecraftcarbone> :)
#4603 [15:48] <hawkeye10> did it fix ur problem
#4604 [15:49] <pminecraftcarbone> nope
#4605 [15:49] <pminecraftcarbone> i couldnt even check, account got hacked
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#4608 [15:50] * VoxelHead kicked madalynn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Wasting our time asking for help with pirating Minecraft)
#4609 [15:50] <hawkeye10> thats happened to me before but the people who got me forgot to change my paasword
#4610 [15:50] <Kealper> fail lol
#4611 [15:50] <pminecraftcarbone> they canged mine
#4612 [15:50] <pminecraftcarbone> *chainged
#4613 [15:50] <Kealper> pminecraftcarbone: http://minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#4614 [15:51] <Kealper> pminecraftcarbone: it'll go to the email you registered with
#4615 [15:51] <pminecraftcarbone> didnt work
#4616 [15:51] <pminecraftcarbone> got to go
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#4618 [15:51] <mitch1224> thats got to suck.
#4619 [15:51] <mitch1224> Good thing that doenst happen to me *knocks on wood* HA HACKERS! CANT DO IT NOW!
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#4622 [15:53] <majick> hey, for a while now minecraft has auto closed after getting past the download screen. Any help?
#4623 [15:53] <mitch1224> i have a big magnet ring arund my finger. buckyballs are awesome.
#4624 [15:53] <hawkeye10> are your mods outdateed
#4625 [15:54] <will> how long has the server been down?
#4626 [15:54] <bezaban> will: it's up
#4627 [15:54] <majick> http://mibpaste.com/7mV84Q
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#4629 [15:54] <mitch1224> its only up or some peple, i htink it is.
#4630 [15:54] <mitch1224> mjick, did you get an error report?
#4631 [15:54] <majick> is the error. i don't have any mods i deleted the one i had and re-installed minecraft with deleting everything
#4632 [15:54] <will> ok well whenever I try to play on the download version my screen goes black on offline, and in browers it never loads all the way
#4633 [15:55] <majick> i don't think i have any other mods
#4634 [15:55] <mitch1224> Because im playing minecraft right now, cant be down.
#4635 [15:55] <mitch1224> At least not for everybody.
#4636 [15:55] <bezaban> it's just needed when logging in
#4637 [15:55] <bezaban> but I did just now. Been having sporadic issues the past days though. but ~1h ago I couldn't get in at all
#4638 [15:56] <will> any reason that when I log in the screen just goes black?
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#4640 [15:57] <clone1018> minecraft.net is not down
#4641 [15:57] <mitch1224> it seems the website is down for some people.
#4642 [15:57] <mitch1224> hey kealper, have you ever used a lava bucket in the furnace?
#4643 [15:57] <Morrolan> clone1018: The auth server is down for some people, and for others it isn't. :/
#4644 [15:57] <clone1018> I still have no idea why they use amazon lol
#4645 [15:58] <Kealper> mitch1224: yes, it destroys the bucket, but you get 100 smelts from it
#4646 [15:58] <Morrolan> will: Which operating system are you using? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
#4647 [15:58] <mitch1224> dont. Its useless.
#4648 [15:58] <will> windows 7
#4649 [15:58] <Morrolan> ??> will win/reinst
#4650 [15:58] <VoxelHead> will: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4651 [15:58] <VoxelHead> will: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4652 [15:58] <mitch1224> You get 8 smelts out of every piece of coal, 7 in multiplayer.
#4653 [15:58] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please. If it didn't work we'll look further.
#4654 [15:59] <Morrolan> mitch1224: Hmm, I get eight smelts out of each piece, even in multiplayer. This was fixed a long time ago I thought.
#4655 [15:59] <mitch1224> 16 pieces of coal will be more than the 100 from a lava bucket, which should be used to make an awesome lamp instead.
#4656 [15:59] <mitch1224> huh.
#4657 [15:59] <mitch1224> It happened to me last multi.
#4658 [15:59] <majick> Any help with minecraft closing for me after login?
#4659 [15:59] <majick> http://mibpaste.com/iIq9DM
#4660 [15:59] <majick> error message
#4661 [15:59] <Morrolan> majick: Reinstall Java I'd say
#4662 [16:00] <majick> i did try that, but i guess i will try again
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#4664 [16:00] <will> ok I did that, just run the minecraft.exe again?
#4665 [16:01] <mitch1224> i came up with a new minecraft item: The hologram! :D 3d map!
#4666 [16:01] <Morrolan> will: Yep
#4667 [16:01] <will> its updating thanks, it may have been the old mod that I had
#4668 [16:02] <Morrolan> Yep, most likely
#4669 [16:02] <will> its working thanks
#4670 [16:02] <Morrolan> You're welcome. :)
#4671 [16:03] <mitch1224> what does the meta-inf folder do? Im curious.
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#4673 [16:03] <cody1998> alright just seeing if it was still down
#4674 [16:03] <tyteen4a03> mitch1224: stores package information
#4675 [16:03] <cody1998> thanks
#4676 [16:04] <jtarndts90> Hello, does anyone know why my minecraft doesnt seem to want to run? It either keeps closing just after the update screen or the game window goes black before the mojang sign. All my drivers and Java are up to date and I have tried redownloading it and even the in-browser version wont work. Any ideas?
#4677 [16:04] <Morrolan> jtarndts90: Which operating system are you using?
#4678 [16:04] <jtarndts90> Windows XP
#4679 [16:04] <Morrolan> ??> jtarndts90 win/reinst
#4680 [16:04] <VoxelHead> jtarndts90: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4681 [16:04] <VoxelHead> jtarndts90: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4682 [16:04] <cody1998> aubot do you know why its down
#4683 [16:04] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please. If it didn't work we'll look further.
#4684 [16:04] <GreyVulpine> AuBot is a bot, it cannot answer you
#4685 [16:04] <Morrolan> cody1998: He's a bot.
#4686 [16:04] <Morrolan> (As, uh, indicated by the name :D)
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#4688 [16:05] <cody1998> oh embarising
#4689 [16:05] <mitch1224> I made the smae mistake with voxel.
#4690 [16:05] <jtarndts90> I was told to do that in the Minecraft forums and it didnt help
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#4693 [16:06] <cody1998> well this sucks i havent played minecraft in over 10 hours imn on edge just like when i dont drink coffe in the mornings
#4694 [16:06] <hawkeye10> lol
#4695 [16:06] <cody1998> oh im not the only 1 tho
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#4697 [16:06] <starkrown> Hi i have a problem when i try to play on the browser it stops att "Done loading" and when i play it normally it just turns black when i choose play offline how to fix?
#4698 [16:07] <cody1998> im the nerd of my friends so they were all calling me today like screaming at me and im klike i dont know just stop!
#4699 [16:07] <cody1998> they were like cody why isnt mincraft working!
#4700 [16:07] <Dylan> Um I Installed The Now Minecraft Mod Pack and now my minecraft isn't working im just getting a black screen
#4701 [16:07] <cody1998> omg
#4702 [16:07] <xales> ??> Dylan win/reinst
#4703 [16:08] <VoxelHead> Dylan: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4704 [16:08] <VoxelHead> Dylan: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4705 [16:08] <Dylan> But I Want My Mod Pack
#4706 [16:08] <starkrown> How to fix my problem
#4707 [16:09] <cody1998> ugghhhhhhhhh ive had like 10 cups of coffe today and im still pod
#4708 [16:09] <starkrown> Hi i have a problem when i try to play on the browser it stops att "Done loading" and when i play it normally it just turns black when i choose play offline how to fix?
#4709 [16:09] <Dylan> Vox How do i fix minecraft with Mods?
#4710 [16:09] <xales> ??> starkrown win/reinst
#4711 [16:09] <VoxelHead> starkrown: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4712 [16:09] <VoxelHead> starkrown: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4714 [16:09] <xales> Dylan: You don't. Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#4715 [16:10] <starkrown> now it just sais not downloaded xD
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#4717 [16:10] <Morrolan> starkrown: You did buy Minecraft, right?
#4718 [16:10] <starkrown> yes ofc
#4719 [16:10] <cody1998> god i hate this crap i must get on minecraft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4720 [16:11] <starkrown> for a few hours ago
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#4722 [16:11] <Kealper> cody1998: chillax, brah
#4723 [16:11] <Morrolan> starkrown: Ok, then just log in to the launcher, and it will redownload it.
#4724 [16:11] <starkrown> ok
#4725 [16:11] <Dylan> Voxel
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#4727 [16:11] <xales> Dylan: VoxelHead is a bot, not a person
#4728 [16:11] <Dylan> i know
#4729 [16:12] <cody1998> i cant wtf is wrong with minecraft anyways hacked byr 4 channers ddos notch being a jerk what is it!
#4730 [16:12] <Dylan> I still need help
#4731 [16:12] <jtarndts90> Is there anything I havent tried that could help?
#4732 [16:12] <xales> Dylan: You were given instructions, follow them
#4733 [16:12] <mib_12jujr> k, i got minecraft on ubuntu and i logged in after downloading, but it crashed!! D: can someone help?
#4734 [16:12] <Kealper> cody1998: i highly doubt the side is being "hacked"
#4735 [16:12] <Kealper> cody1998: it works fine for some people and doesn't work for others, so it's probably an issue that Amazon (the company that hosts minecraft.net's website) is having
#4736 [16:13] <cody1998> but there is a posibility the world cant turn without mincraft so the emotional terrorist shut it down its a conspiricy man
#4737 [16:13] <starkrown> Morrorlan ive logged in now to the launcher and so i just wait ot?
#4738 [16:13] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#4739 [16:13] <cody1998> srry going crazy like i said 10 cups o coffe
#4740 [16:14] <starkrown> or?
#4741 [16:14] <mitch1224> love it how you can look at a paper map underwater.
#4742 [16:14] <Kealper> mitch1224: shhhh
#4743 [16:14] <cody1998> ta
#4744 [16:15] <Kealper> mitch1224: it's space paper, it's everythingproof
#4745 [16:15] <xolotl> mitch1224: Minecraft wood has known water-repellant abilities; see what happens when you put a fence post underwater!
#4746 [16:15] <Kealper> ^
#4747 [16:15] <mitch1224> oh right, i forgot.
#4748 [16:15] <xolotl> :)
#4749 [16:15] <mitch1224> OR a ladder
#4750 [16:15] <cody1998> argggggg!!!!!!!!
#4751 [16:15] <mitch1224> or spabs.
#4752 [16:15] <starkrown> how do i fix my problemHi i have a problem when i try to play on the browser it stops att "Done loading" and when i play it normally it just turns black when i choose play offline how to fix?
#4753 [16:15] <jtarndts90> Minecraft only wants to run on one computer in my home and its a laptop thats getting old, I have a newer laptop that runs the same internet and everything and it doesnt work, and your idea to delete files in the .minecraft file and re-running minecraft doesnt work
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#4755 [16:17] <cody1998> Minecraft is currently experiencing a stimulation provided by us. guys this is what the problem is (suposibly)
#4756 [16:17] <starkrown> Hi i have a problem when i try to play on the browser it stops att "Done loading" and when i play it normally it just turns black when i choose play offline how to fix?
#4757 [16:17] <cody1998> It’s purpose is to send Notch a clear message of how the future of minecraft will turn out unless he gets to work, namely by influencing the amount of sales taking place, due to the attacks
#4758 [16:17] <cody1998> Start providing your customers with the updates that you promise them
#4759 [16:17] <Kealper> cody1998: stop talking before i get annoyed enough at you to kick you
#4760 [16:18] <cody1998> We have roughly 83,000 bots available, and preserved for this seizure, we could if we wanted to keep this going for weeks, however we have decided to give it a week
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#4762 [16:18] <cody1998> srry
#4763 [16:18] <starkrown> well how do i fix the blackout problem?
#4764 [16:18] <jtarndts90> Its been months when i got the new laptop and i installed it almost imediately and it hasnt worked at all, so the attacks arent causing my problems
#4765 [16:19] <xales> starkrown: I already told you
#4766 [16:19] <xales> ??> starkrown win/reinst
#4767 [16:19] <VoxelHead> starkrown: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4768 [16:19] <VoxelHead> starkrown: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4770 [16:19] <starkrown> i have tried
#4771 [16:19] <starkrown> with the rerun
#4772 [16:19] <Xrnycre> cody1998: and furthermore: anyone who is seriously fucking stupid enough to think that making Mojang work on trying to fix the website instead of working on trying to fix Minecraft is literally retarded (literally. retarded. IQ of less than 70 kind of retarded)
#4773 [16:20] <DopeGhoti> Xrnycre: let's lay off the ad hominem attacks, eh?
#4774 [16:20] <cody1998> hey dont blame me
#4775 [16:21] <cody1998> go to this website
#4776 [16:21] <cody1998> http://gamersushi.com/2010/10/21/todays-wtf-angry-minecraft-fans-shut-down-minecraft-because-they-want-more-minecraft/
#4777 [16:21] <Xrnycre> DopeGhoti: i meant retarded not in the sense of using it as an insult....i meant it
#4778 [16:21] * ChanServ kicked cody1998 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: (Xrnycre (Kealper)) No reason given)
#4779 [16:21] <Xrnycre> fucking christ this community pisses me off. there are far too many kids in it
#4780 [16:22] <jtarndts90> so can anyone here help me?
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#4782 [16:22] <Xrnycre> i think i need to just close irssi for a day or so
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#4784 [16:23] <Sytec> Anyone here
#4785 [16:23] <DopeGhoti> Xrnycre: just /znc detach from this channel for a bit.
#4786 [16:23] <jtarndts90> really iv tried all the advice iv been given. i followed them to a T and none of it is working
#4787 [16:23] <xales> No, the list of 183 people you see on the side is fake
#4788 [16:23] <DopeGhoti> Sytec: no, I'm here. You're _there_.
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#4792 [16:24] <VizioN> hey anyone there
#4793 [16:24] <Sytec> I don't know why but both .exe of minecraft are just not starting up.
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#4795 [16:25] <Sytec> Windows 7 64bit
#4796 [16:25] <jtarndts90> im not meaning to sound impatient but i could really use some help
#4797 [16:25] <VizioN> its xales
#4798 [16:25] <Sytec> Java fully updated
#4799 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> Sytec -Can you run these instructions, let me know if you get any errors back: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4800 [16:25] <VizioN> laptop or desktop?
#4801 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> jtarndts90 - What's the issue again?
#4802 [16:25] <Sytec> toshiba quosmio
#4803 [16:26] <mitch1224> xales i think you are one of the few people more sarcastic than i am.
#4804 [16:26] <VizioN> laptop or desktop?
#4805 [16:26] <Sytec> laptop
#4806 [16:26] <mitch1224> Desklap.
#4807 [16:27] <VizioN> wats the problem'
#4808 [16:27] <Sytec> It just does nothing when we try the .exe
#4809 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> Sytec - Could you please follow these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4810 [16:27] <Sytec> No error, no black screen nothing.
#4811 [16:27] <mitch1224> Lapdesk... sounds like a type of rare poodle-golden retriever hybrid dog breed...
#4812 [16:27] <Sytec> Ya I'am doing that right now
#4813 [16:28] <VizioN> is xales there
#4814 [16:28] <jtarndts90> everytime i tried to load it up it goes to the login screen then it updates but then it crashes everytime
#4815 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Xales is off for the evening I think
#4816 [16:28] <jtarndts90> it doesnt update everytime but after it loads it crashes
#4817 [16:28] <VizioN> dam wens chrysler ganna be on
#4818 [16:28] <mitch1224> no, xales isnt here. The name up htere is really a robot controlling him that plots to take over the world through the minecraft help channel.
#4819 [16:29] <VizioN> watta bout chrysler
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#4821 [16:29] <jtarndts90> wow i would like a little per of seriousness from a support channel
#4822 [16:29] <jtarndts90> bit not per*
#4823 [16:29] <mitch1224> Chrysler is currently working at the ford motor company factry making Mustangs 24/7.
#4824 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> jtarndts90 - I asked what your problem was.
#4825 [16:30] <jtarndts90> and i told you
#4826 [16:30] <mitch1224> and im the only one thats not serious all the time.
#4827 [16:30] <jtarndts90> everytime i tried to load it up it goes to the login screen then it updates but then it crashes everytime
#4828 [16:30] <VizioN> me to
#4829 [16:30] <jtarndts90> t doesnt update everytime but after it loads it crashes
#4830 [16:30] <mitch1224> But i have ADHD, so i am excused from execution due to it.
#4831 [16:30] <majick> Hey, my minecraft keeps closing after log in/download. I've reinstalled java/minecraft got rid of any addons for minecraft that i know of and it still doesn't work :(
#4832 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> jtarndts90 - Does it leave you with any error reports? Any files that are named hs_err_pid?
#4833 [16:30] <jtarndts90> no
#4834 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> None?
#4835 [16:30] <mitch1224> i have several of those. :D
#4836 [16:30] <jtarndts90> nope none
#4837 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Can you check the folder where you have minecraft. Any files at all?
#4838 [16:31] <majick> http://mibpaste.com/hRClja
#4839 [16:31] <majick> my error report ^^
#4840 [16:31] <VizioN> mitch wanna play black ops later
#4841 [16:31] <jtarndts90> yeah there is a whole file and i have tried deleteing it and reinstalling it
#4842 [16:31] <jtarndts90> it doesnt work
#4843 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> majick - Update your ati video drivers
#4844 [16:31] <jtarndts90> already done that
#4845 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> jtarndts90 - Have you gone into your .minecraft folder and deleting that?
#4846 [16:31] <jtarndts90> yes
#4847 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> bin and resources, and all that?
#4848 [16:32] <jtarndts90> yes the whole file
#4849 [16:32] <Sytec> Not working
#4850 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> the.. file?
#4851 [16:32] <Sytec> I'am trying to reinstal jave
#4852 [16:32] <Sytec> java
#4853 [16:32] <jtarndts90> yes
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#4855 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> bin and resources are folder names.
#4856 [16:32] <VizioN> mitch1224 wanna play black ops later
#4857 [16:32] <jtarndts90> i know i have tried it is doesnt work
#4858 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> jtarndts90 - Could you download and run this: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat
#4859 [16:33] <mib_oakech> My minecraft crashed what can I do?
#4860 [16:33] <jtarndts90> the whole .mincraft file the files in the .minecraft file
#4861 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> copy the contents of it into www.pastebin.com and give us the URL once you run it jtarndts90
#4862 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Do you get any sort of error report?
#4863 [16:33] <mib_oakech> Yes
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#4865 [16:34] <VizioN> brb have to walk dog
#4866 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> Could you please pastebin.com it, and give us the URL
#4867 [16:34] <majick> ah shit son, ati drivers were up to date but i rolled it back and it's now working FUCK YEAH, thanks everyone.
#4868 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> Did I tell you to roll them back?
#4869 [16:34] <Verva> Hi is this the right place for server modding help?
#4870 [16:34] <GreyVulpine> I asked for you to update them
#4871 [16:34] <Sytec> IT's not working
#4872 [16:34] <DopeGhoti> Verva: #bukkit or #risucraft, buddy.
#4873 [16:34] <mib_oakech> I have no idea what your talking about?
#4874 [16:35] <DopeGhoti> mib_oakech: "you're".
#4875 [16:35] <Verva> Thank you DopeGhoti. :)
#4876 [16:35] <mib_oakech> yeah *you're
#4877 [16:35] <majick> They drivers were up to date so the only other thing i could try was rolling it back which worked :D
#4878 [16:35] <DopeGhoti> Verva: cheers.
#4879 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Please copy the contents of the error report, go to http://www.pastebin.com, paste it there, and press the submit button, then give me the address to it
#4880 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> majick - How did you check they were up to date?
#4881 [16:35] <mib_oakech> ok
#4882 [16:35] <mitch1224> well, im gonna leave so i can concentrate on minecraft.
#4883 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> majick - If you tell me windows update, or device manager, I will have to leave
#4884 [16:35] <mitch1224> bye.
#4885 [16:36] <majick> ahah i did :)
#4886 [16:36] <mitch1224> And when i have any more problems, ill come back.
#4887 [16:36] <majick> should i go on the ATI website?
#4888 [16:36] <mitch1224> Notice i said when. :D
#4889 [16:36] <GreyVulpine> majick - Yes.
#4890 [16:36] <majick> Ok, going to play for a bit and do that later, i've been waiting too long to play a bit of Minecraft
#4891 [16:36] <mib_oakech> Where do I find the address?
#4892 [16:36] <DopeGhoti> in the address bar?
#4893 [16:37] <Sytec> Java... id not reconise as a internal command but I just reinstaled it
#4894 [16:37] <mib_oakech> O wow I feel I dum
#4895 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> Sytec - You'll need to add java to your environment variables in windows, May I PM you?
#4896 [16:38] <Sytec> ya
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#4898 [16:39] <mib_oakech> what address do I give you? sorry.
#4899 [16:39] <GreyVulpine> The one in your browser's address bar
#4900 [16:40] <mib_oakech> what website do for it in? the paste it web page? Or the Minecraft web page?
#4901 [16:40] <VizioN> back
#4902 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Paste it here please
#4903 [16:41] <VizioN> i need help
#4904 [16:41] <mib_oakech> Paste what? The error?
#4905 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> The address
#4906 [16:42] <g> GreyVulpine: Utility function for the bot - ~minecraft down|up - Notices people on join about mc.net being down if set to down
#4907 [16:42] <mib_oakech> of what? Sorry I don't know computers.
#4908 [16:42] <VizioN> help me
#4909 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Yout pasted the text of the error report into http://www.pastebin.com, pressed the submit button, and looked at the top of your browser's address bar, correct?
#4910 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - Only if you tell us what the problem is
#4911 [16:43] <mib_oakech> yes
#4912 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Please copy the address and paste it here
#4913 [16:43] <VizioN> i want to know wat you can do wit talll crass and that retrded brown small tree
#4914 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Get seeds from the grass, and wood from trees
#4915 [16:44] <mib_oakech> http://pastebin.com/cShUC0BJ
#4916 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Thank you mib_oakech, one moment
#4917 [16:44] <VizioN> so you have to plant grss i toiugh it grew automatically
#4918 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - When you bash those tall grass, you get seeds from it
#4919 [16:44] <VizioN> how do i plant it
#4920 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - Right click with it on tilled soil
#4921 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Please go to your start menu, in the run command, please type in: %appdata%
#4922 [16:45] <VizioN> and the retarded bbrown small trees that i find in deserts?
#4923 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - There, you'll see a .minecraft folder, please delete everything inside except for your saves folder
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#4925 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> small trees?
#4926 [16:46] <VizioN> the brown things in derty areas
#4927 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Ah, they're just another form of the tall grass, in a different biome
#4928 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> Check http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Shrub
#4929 [16:47] <mib_oakech> what about screen shots?
#4930 [16:47] <VizioN> but it has a stem and swirley twigs
#4931 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - You can leave that
#4932 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - Just check http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Shrub
#4933 [16:47] <mib_oakech> ok everything gone
#4934 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> It'll have the shrub you're describing
#4935 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_oakech - Relaunch minecraft
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#4937 [16:49] <mib_oakech> OK it works, but all that stuff I deleted will minecraft be OK?
#4938 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#4940 [16:50] <VizioN> i see thnx
#4941 [16:50] <mib_oakech> OK thank you so much!! One more question how do I get texture packs?
#4942 [16:51] <VizioN> download winrar
#4943 [16:51] <Tobsterino> i have a minecraft folder when i go in it there are all the folders just not the mods folder why is this?
#4944 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> Download and place the .zip file into the texturepacks folder
#4945 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> Tobsterino - If you want to install mods, you'll have to create the folder yourself
#4946 [16:51] <mib_oakech> Because thats what crashed minecraft in the first place
#4947 [16:51] <VizioN> how do i get an hdmcpatcher and how does it work
#4948 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - That's a question for #risucraft
#4949 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> We don't deal with mods too much here
#4950 [16:52] <Tobsterino> oh but i got it before and it had a mods folder and i put some mods in it so i downloaded minecraft again but now it has no mods folder
#4951 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> With the original minecraft, there's no mods folder created
#4952 [16:53] <Tobsterino> oh
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#4954 [16:55] <VizioN> they didnt help
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#4956 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> They pointed you to http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?t=46173 -- HD texture fix - Minecraft Forum: "No description available"
#4957 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> Which is the right place
#4958 [16:56] <VizioN> yes and i didnt understand i need a noob dictionary if i wanted to read that
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#4960 [16:56] <VizioN> and i just dont like reading unless its a typed message from someon
#4961 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Then that's your problem
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#4963 [16:56] <xales> It is a typed message from someone
#4964 [16:57] <VizioN> xales do you remember me
#4965 [16:57] <xales> Nope
#4966 [16:57] <xales> Hundreds of people come through here daily
#4967 [16:57] <xales> I also have a life outside of IRC, believe it or not
#4968 [16:57] <VizioN> last night i had the lag problems wit a dell windows 7 laptop
#4969 [16:58] <VizioN> i was as a guest lastnight though
#4970 [16:58] <VizioN> and i though u were all robots and then AG Scott was like ima kick you
#4971 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> That sounds like every week on here.
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#4973 [16:59] <VizioN> oh well wens chrysler ganna be on
#4974 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> No idea who you're talking about
#4975 [16:59] <codyrocks9876> hey greyvulpine
#4976 [16:59] <VizioN> Chrysler
#4977 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#4978 [17:00] <codyrocks9876> i had you yesterday
#4979 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Okay?
#4980 [17:00] <VizioN> i rmember u codyrocks
#4981 [17:00] <codyrocks9876> lol ya
#4982 [17:00] <VizioN> u had the premium account error or was that someone else i just remember ur name
#4983 [17:01] <codyrocks9876> no it was the god da... cursed mincraft.net
#4984 [17:01] <codyrocks9876> im on edge to man i havent played mincraft in 11 hrs
#4985 [17:01] <codyrocks9876> tho*
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#4987 [17:02] <VizioN> lol wanna play together
#4988 [17:02] <codyrocks9876> i got kicked from the other server thing with voxel lol
#4989 [17:02] <codyrocks9876> shure
#4990 [17:02] <VizioN> lol
#4991 [17:02] <codyrocks9876> well as soon as it comes back on
#4992 [17:02] <VizioN> kk do u know a server we can play on
#4993 [17:02] <codyrocks9876> yes
#4994 [17:03] <VizioN> kk do you have xbox live
#4995 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> nice onetwo
#4996 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> oh no im selling it
#4997 [17:03] <VizioN> can u add friernds on minecraft?
#4998 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#4999 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> im thinking about getting it back tho
#5000 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> and that should be a feature
#5001 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> here is my eamil
#5002 [17:03] <codyrocks9876> csnelgrove1998@hotmail.com
#5003 [17:03] <VizioN> kk ill message you
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#5005 [17:04] <codyrocks9876> kk and get a pen and paper here is the ip we will play on
#5006 [17:05] <codyrocks9876> grey is it ok if we talk while we wait?
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#5009 [17:05] <pmjosh> I'm getting an error where when I try to play the game and create a new world, the game freezes and crashes when "simulating the world for a bit". It closes out to the desktop and leaves a log file. Anyone know how to help me out?
#5010 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> If nobody else needs help, you can idle
#5011 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> pmjosh - Could you please go into the log file, copy it, paste it at www.pastebin.com, and give us the URL to it
#5012 [17:06] <pmjosh> Sure, gimme a sec
#5013 [17:06] <Howie> Excuse me but if i am on a different wifi from the one i created my server on can i still put up the server?
#5014 [17:06] <VizioN> send email of ip i just sent u an email
#5015 [17:06] <mib_zz1qsi> my mine craft is not working after i loaded a new texture pack
#5016 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> Howie - If you have access to the new wifi's router to port forward, yes
#5017 [17:06] <Howie> cuz i just put up my server but it wont connect
#5018 [17:06] <codyrocks9876> kk leme get on it vizion brb
#5019 [17:06] <Howie> ohh i have to portforward
#5020 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_zz1qsi - what operating system are you on?
#5021 [17:07] <pmjosh> Here's the pastebin, I think I did it right, never used pastebin before... http://pastebin.com/51payg31
#5022 [17:07] <mib_zz1qsi> what
#5023 [17:07] <Howie> ugh
#5024 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_zz1qsi - Windows? Mac? Linux?
#5025 [17:07] <mib_zz1qsi> windows
#5026 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> pmjosh - Looks like your integrated intel drivers are at fault. Try updating them at:
#5027 [17:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> pmjosh gpu/intel
#5028 [17:07] <VoxelHead> pmjosh: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5029 [17:08] <pmjosh> Is that it? Thanks! I'll try it.
#5030 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, you'll need to turn down your graphics settings inside minecraft
#5031 [17:08] <mib_zz1qsi> its on windows
#5032 [17:09] <mib_zz1qsi> hello
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#5034 [17:10] <codyrocks9876> sent vizion
#5035 [17:10] <codyrocks9876> ahh voxel!
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#5037 [17:10] <codyrocks9876> dont ban me plz
#5038 [17:10] <mib_zz1qsi> my minecraft isnt working after i used a texture pack
#5039 [17:11] <flabbergaster> my minecraft crashes as soon as i start the game
#5040 [17:11] <mib_zz1qsi> me too
#5041 [17:11] <flabbergaster> its irritating right?
#5042 [17:11] <mib_zz1qsi> i know it shows the bunny then it goes black
#5043 [17:12] <codyrocks9876> wtf what bunny
#5044 [17:12] <flabbergaster> yes!
#5045 [17:12] <flabbergaster> ''Creeper
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#5047 [17:12] <codyrocks9876> you know i wont even askk never mind
#5048 [17:13] <mib_zz1qsi> man i want to play it so bad
#5049 [17:13] <codyrocks9876> i take it mincraft is working now?
#5050 [17:13] <codyrocks9876> me two
#5051 [17:13] <mib_zz1qsi> it crashes when i wont to play it
#5052 [17:14] <flabbergaster> i want to test the piston mod!!! (i know im late)
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#5054 [17:14] <weirdo> need help!
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#5056 [17:14] <onix> so I just lost my entire world when my computer shut down unexpectedly. How can I find my lost world again?
#5057 [17:14] <flabbergaster> what wierdo??
#5058 [17:14] <VizioN> cant connect to servere is multiplayer down?
#5059 [17:14] <smerft> how can i fix the black screen at start up?
#5060 [17:15] <flabbergaster> dunno
#5061 [17:15] <smerft> i paid for the game but i cannot play it
#5062 [17:15] <mib_zz1qsi> i need to fix the black screen
#5063 [17:15] <weirdo> smerft have exaly same prob
#5064 [17:15] <smerft> me too
#5065 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_zz1qsi win/reinst
#5066 [17:15] <VoxelHead> mib_zz1qsi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5067 [17:15] <VoxelHead> mib_zz1qsi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5068 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> Please follow vox's instructions mib_zz1qsi
#5069 [17:15] <flabbergaster> everyone needs to fix that problem
#5070 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> onix nullsave
#5071 [17:16] <VoxelHead> onix: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#5072 [17:16] <VoxelHead> onix: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#5073 [17:16] <onix> thank you!
#5074 [17:16] <VizioN> is multiplayer down?
#5075 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Your server might be
#5076 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Try smp.shadow-craft.net
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#5078 [17:17] <weirdo> voxelhead thank you so fucking much!!!!
#5079 [17:18] <weirdo> love ya!
#5080 [17:18] <smerft> omfg thank you!!!!!
#5081 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot.
#5082 [17:18] <g> ?? bot
#5083 [17:18] * GreyVulpine coughs
#5083 [17:18] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I'm a bot.
#5084 [17:18] <weirdo> whopz! ^^
#5085 [17:18] <g> :P
#5086 [17:18] <weirdo> haha
#5087 [17:18] <smerft> idc woohoo!!!!
#5088 [17:18] <DopeGhoti> Just because it's a bot doesn't mean it doesn't appreciate being thanked.
#5089 [17:19] <DopeGhoti> bots have feeling too. Maybe.
#5090 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, but since having Vox around, being a helper around here is a thankless job
#5091 [17:19] <codyrocks9876> hey i acully need something
#5092 [17:19] <VizioN> cody it wont cvonnect to server
#5093 [17:19] <codyrocks9876> i know
#5094 [17:19] <flabbergaster> thx voxelhead
#5095 [17:19] <flabbergaster> thx voxelhead
#5096 [17:19] <codyrocks9876> greyvulpine
#5097 [17:19] <flabbergaster> thx voxelhead
#5098 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#5099 [17:21] <codyrocks9876> soo i try to connect to a server but it says like recived string length is less than zero weird string
#5100 [17:21] <VizioN> yes i got the sme thing as cody on the same surver
#5101 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> You're using a cracked client, yes?
#5102 [17:21] <codyrocks9876> what
#5103 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay for minecraft?
#5104 [17:21] * Daxar [Daxar@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5105 [17:21] <codyrocks9876> yes
#5106 [17:21] <codyrocks9876> 21
#5107 [17:21] <codyrocks9876> dollaes
#5108 [17:22] * kermit [kermit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5109 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Then that server might not be running the right version of minecraft
#5110 [17:22] <VizioN> so wat bdoes that mean
#5111 [17:22] <codyrocks9876> well the last server he had i was able to play on but he like gave the server to a dedicaded server
#5112 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> You won't be able to play on it VizioN - Try a different server
#5113 [17:22] <codyrocks9876> something to do with it
#5114 [17:23] <codyrocks9876> nooooo i love that server
#5115 [17:23] <VizioN> do you know any others cody
#5116 [17:23] <codyrocks9876> nooo
#5117 [17:24] <killergut> is it up now
#5118 [17:24] <VizioN> my friend kniws one ill ask wen i go on xbox
#5119 [17:24] * mib_i0gi96 [mib_i0gi96@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5120 [17:24] <codyrocks9876> well if i find one i will email it to you bye people
#5121 [17:24] <VizioN> kk
#5122 [17:25] <killergut> ?
#5123 [17:25] <killergut> is it up? >.>
#5124 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> For some, yes
#5125 [17:25] <killergut> sttrange
#5126 [17:25] <killergut> alrgit then guess ill keep waiting
#5127 [17:25] <killergut> cus idk i might have setup my multiplayer wrong i cant ell
#5128 [17:26] <killergut> is it my external ip
#5129 [17:26] <killergut> then 25565?
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#5131 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5132 [17:26] <killergut> ok so its donw
#5133 [17:26] <killergut> for me
#5134 [17:26] <mib_i0gi96> I see that minecraft.net is down, so if we just downloaded the game yesterday, is that why we keep getting an error message? thx
#5135 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> If you're running on 25565, you don't need to include the port
#5136 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_i0gi96 - Yes
#5137 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Are you running the server yourself?
#5138 [17:26] <killergut> ye
#5139 [17:27] <killergut> on a diffretn comp
#5140 [17:27] <killergut> its so me and a friend can play
#5141 [17:27] <killergut> on my server
#5142 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Try your internal ip address then
#5143 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Usually starts with 192.168.x.y
#5144 [17:27] <killergut> where i find that
#5145 [17:27] * mib_smethd [mib_smethd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5146 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#5147 [17:27] <killergut> windows
#5148 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> What version?
#5149 [17:28] <mib_smethd> microsoft windows
#5150 [17:28] <Geo1> Hey sorry to be a pest but i forgot my password, so when i try to do forget password and i do it tells me that something is wrong and it will be fixed momentarily, and that was a month ago!
#5151 [17:28] <killergut> windows xp
#5152 [17:28] * schnozzle [schnozzle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5153 [17:28] <killergut> 2002
#5154 [17:28] <GreyVulpine> Geo1 - Try the reset password thing again
#5155 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Go to your start menu, go to the run command. There, type in cmd
#5156 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> At the black command prompt, type in: ipconfig
#5157 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> You're looking for "Ip address"
#5158 [17:29] <killergut> ok
#5159 [17:29] <Geo1> I did and it said the same thing
#5160 [17:30] * HELPme [HELPme@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5161 [17:30] <HELPme> Hello?
#5162 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Geo1 - Did you use: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#5163 [17:30] * Ekzaps [Ekzaps@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5164 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Try just putting in your username
#5165 [17:30] <killergut> ypu worked
#5166 [17:30] <killergut> thanks
#5167 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> killergut - No problem.
#5168 [17:31] <HELPme> My Minecraft is just REALLY laggy. No really bad problem, just wondering if you have any suggestions to make it run faster.
#5169 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> HELPme - Turn down the video settings inside minecraft's options menu
#5170 [17:31] <HELPme> I'm on Windows XP on a REALLY old computer.
#5171 [17:31] <DopeGhoti> HELPme: turn off Smooth Lighting. shorten the view distance.
#5172 [17:31] <DopeGhoti> Get a proepr GPU
#5173 [17:31] <DopeGhoti> er, proper.
#5174 [17:31] <Geo1> Oh thanks who ever helped me!
#5175 [17:31] * GreyVulpine nods at Geo1.
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#5176 [17:32] <HELPme> Is that all I can do?
#5177 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, you'll need a better computer.
#5178 [17:32] <HELPme> I know I need a better computer -_-
#5179 [17:32] <bezaban> HELPme: shut down other stuff on computer, remove fonts, bloated stuff etc..
#5180 [17:32] <bezaban> if you're really desperate ;)
#5181 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> remove.. fonts?
#5182 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> What's that going to do?
#5183 [17:32] <DopeGhoti> More RAM would probably help. If you're running WinXP, there's a chance you have <2GiB
#5184 [17:32] <bezaban> aren't they cached in ram?
#5185 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> Um, not that I'm aware of..
#5186 [17:33] <gunther> can any1 help me
#5187 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> gunther: not if you're relying on our telepathy.
#5188 [17:33] <HELPme> I'm not putting anymore money into this computer... But thanks for the help!!
#5189 [17:33] <Ekzaps> Anyone can help me please? When I press login, I get black screen after 100% loading... but I reinstalled java, delete minecraft and it doesn't work
#5190 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ekzaps win/reinst
#5191 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5192 [17:33] <bezaban> ah, well. bad formulated answer, I see that
#5193 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5194 [17:33] <gunther> when i try 2 play minecraft it says pixel format not accelerated
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#5196 [17:34] <VizioN> back
#5197 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> gunther: you need to update your video drivers.
#5198 [17:34] <gunther> how
#5199 [17:34] <Ekzaps> I did it
#5200 [17:34] <gunther> ???
#5201 [17:34] <DopeGhoti> gunther: what video card have you got?
#5202 [17:34] <gunther> hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#5203 [17:34] * Serzedo [Serzedo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5204 [17:34] <bezaban> an old xp install would possibly see some performance improvements in reinstalling though
#5205 [17:34] <Serzedo> hi there.
#5206 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> 'lo Serzedo
#5207 [17:34] <gunther> u know what i dont even know
#5208 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> ??> gunther win/dxdiag
#5209 [17:35] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5210 [17:35] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5211 [17:35] <Serzedo> I have a little problem running Minecraft on my Chromium on Linux, it downloads and install all packages, but then all I see is a black screen :(
#5212 [17:36] <Ekzaps> still get a black screen
#5213 [17:36] <DopeGhoti> ??> Serzedo linux/reinst
#5214 [17:36] <VoxelHead> Serzedo: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5215 [17:36] <VoxelHead> Serzedo: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#5216 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Ekzaps - Try a complete uninstall of java from your system, and reinstall it
#5217 [17:36] <Serzedo> thanks, will see if now works
#5218 [17:36] <Ekzaps> I'll try.
#5219 [17:37] <VizioN> how do you get a star next to your name
#5220 [17:37] <gunther> im confused
#5221 [17:37] <gunther> lol
#5222 [17:37] <DopeGhoti> VizioN: use a crappy IRC client, and be awesome.
#5223 [17:37] <Serzedo> hummm, now it doesn't even downloads or loads the packages
#5224 [17:38] <VizioN> how do i use a crappy irc client
#5225 [17:38] <clone1018> Mibbit is an awesome IRC client
#5226 [17:38] * GreyVulpine baps clone1018
#5226 [17:38] <gunther> VoxelHead im confused
#5227 [17:38] <DopeGhoti> it's only awesome in the scope of it's crappiness.
#5228 [17:38] * Red_Baron [Red_Baron@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5229 [17:38] <clone1018> How is it crappy?
#5230 [17:38] <VoxelHead> That makes 203 of us.
#5231 [17:38] <Awesomeness> LMFAO
#5232 [17:39] <gunther> lol
#5233 [17:39] <Red_Baron> is it safe to minecraft becuase i head about these hackers that are going to attack the site
#5234 [17:39] <VizioN> i wanjt a star!Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5235 [17:39] <clone1018> lol
#5236 [17:39] <Red_Baron> buy minecraft
#5237 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> Yes, it's safe
#5238 [17:39] <Red_Baron> i heard it was the same people who took down PSN
#5239 [17:40] <clone1018> Minecraft actually encrypts it's passwords
#5240 [17:40] <clone1018> and doesnt store cc info
#5241 [17:40] <Red_Baron> i'm talking account information
#5242 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> Red_Baron - It was nothing more than a DDoS
#5243 [17:40] <DopeGhoti> The people who tool down PSN were Sony.
#5244 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> No sensitive information was attacked
#5245 [17:40] <clone1018> Red_Baron, all your information is safe
#5246 [17:40] <Red_Baron> k
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#5248 [17:40] <DopeGhoti> It was down until Sony was confident in their new security measures.
#5249 [17:40] <Red_Baron> justr needs some reasurance
#5250 [17:41] <VizioN> how do i get star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5251 [17:41] <clone1018> VizioN, :|
#5252 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - You won't
#5253 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - Stop asking.
#5254 [17:41] <VizioN> y noy
#5255 [17:41] <clone1018> Because
#5256 [17:41] <clone1018> You're not cool
#5257 [17:41] <VizioN> not*
#5258 [17:41] <Howie> Hey greyvulpine earlier i asked you that if i want to bring up my server at a different wifi from the one i made i have to portforward right?
#5259 [17:41] <clone1018> You're annoying
#5260 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> People who get stars in this channel, don't ask for it.
#5261 [17:41] <DopeGhoti> because you spell vision with a zed.
#5262 [17:41] <clone1018> And you're not an OP
#5263 [17:41] <DopeGhoti> among other reasons.
#5264 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes
#5265 [17:42] <Howie> If i portforward will it screw up my other router that i use?
#5266 [17:42] <VizioN> itz a clann
#5267 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#5268 [17:42] <Howie> k ty
#5269 [17:42] <Howie> brb
#5270 [17:42] <Awesomeness> What does he mean by a star?
#5271 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> mibbit shows channel ops with a star
#5272 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> s/shows/denotes
#5273 [17:42] <Awesomeness> You know, I'm half dead from <clone1018> Mibbit is an awesome IRC client
#5274 [17:43] <Awesomeness> I'm gonna be completely dead laughing now, thanks
#5275 [17:43] <clone1018> Mibbit is amazing
#5276 [17:43] <Awesomeness> Sure is. =]
#5277 [17:43] <clone1018> way better then this stupid esper everyone talks about
#5278 [17:43] * Kealper [Kealper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5279 [17:43] <VizioN> how do i become a channel operator
#5280 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - You don't ask for it, the responsibility is thrust upon you
#5281 [17:43] <clone1018> Esper is like the stupidest client ever
#5282 [17:44] <VizioN> but is there requirmnent
#5283 [17:44] <Kealper> clone1018: Esper isn't a client?
#5284 [17:44] <VizioN> s
#5285 [17:44] * nuitimer [nuitimer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5286 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Yes, be somewhat technologically competant.
#5287 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Also, over 18
#5288 [17:44] <clone1018> IS TO!!!!!!!!!!!
#5289 [17:44] <VizioN> dam
#5290 [17:44] <VizioN> 5 more years to go
#5291 [17:44] <clone1018> Why is your shitty bot querying me
#5292 [17:45] <Kealper> clone1018: ask dope
#5293 [17:45] <Awesomeness> Shitty bot?
#5294 [17:45] <Awesomeness> You do not call VoxelHead shitty.
#5295 [17:45] <clone1018> VoxelHead is a shitty bot
#5296 [17:45] <Awesomeness> or I will club you with a walrus
#5297 [17:45] <clone1018> COME AT ME BRO
#5298 [17:45] <DopeGhoti> Because, as you were told, you are being rude.
#5299 [17:45] <clone1018> No, I'm being trolly
#5300 [17:45] <Awesomeness> 5 more years.
#5301 [17:45] <Awesomeness> You're 13?
#5302 [17:45] <Awesomeness> And you want to be a OP?
#5303 [17:45] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#5304 [17:45] <clone1018> Because this silly gem is taking forever to install
#5305 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> No, he wants the star next to his name
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#5307 [17:46] <Awesomeness> Sometimes, this channel turns my mood upside down
#5308 [17:46] <Awesomeness> I'm happy now. :D
#5309 [17:46] <Awesomeness> thanks for the laug
#5310 [17:46] <Awesomeness> h
#5311 [17:46] <clone1018> anytime
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#5313 [17:47] <Howie> Grey if i portforward this router will i have to go to my regular router and re portforward that one?
#5314 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> It all depends on if your ip address changes when you switch back to your old netowkr
#5315 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> network*
#5316 [17:48] <Howie> when i clicked the IP on this one it was different from my regular IP
#5317 [17:48] * GreyVulpine nods
#5317 [17:48] <clone1018> Protip: Don't run a mc server on a home connection
#5318 [17:48] <Howie> so i would have to redo it?
#5319 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Because the new router gave you a new address
#5320 [17:48] <Howie> alright
#5321 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Howie - You don't know that
#5322 [17:48] <Howie> not worth it then
#5323 [17:48] * Broke [Broke@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5324 [17:48] <Broke> hey
#5325 [17:48] <Howie> no cu my home router is a verizon and this one is a belkin
#5326 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#5327 [17:48] <Howie> cuz*
#5328 [17:48] <VizioN> no i want to be an op
#5329 [17:48] <Broke> why mouhh
#5330 [17:48] <Kealper> clone1018: i do >.>
#5331 [17:49] <Broke> why moneybrokers
#5332 [17:49] <clone1018> Kealper, SHUUUUUUUUUUN
#5333 [17:49] <Broke> just
#5334 [17:49] <Broke> why
#5335 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - /join #channelname
#5336 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> You can be an op there
#5337 [17:49] <Broke> it's gonna take a few days for the letter to get here
#5338 [17:49] <Kealper> clone1018: and my home server is better than your home server, and my home internet is probably better than your home internet D:
#5339 [17:49] <Broke> i just want to get an account for my sister so she'll stop using mine
#5340 [17:49] <VizioN> an op where
#5341 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> VizioN - Type in:
#5342 [17:49] <clone1018> Kealper, the server my server runs on is faster then your home connection by a fuckshitton
#5343 [17:50] <clone1018> the connection my server runs on*
#5344 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> /join #channelname
#5345 [17:50] <Howie> Grey so im confuzed i wil have to redo it?
#5346 [17:50] <VizioN> type in where wait brb
#5347 [17:50] <Broke> when my moneybrokers account gets activated will it automatically make the MC purchase
#5348 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Howie - No, you won't
#5349 [17:50] <clone1018> lol
#5350 [17:50] <clone1018> "type it in where"
#5351 [17:50] <VizioN> back
#5352 [17:50] <Broke> guys
#5353 [17:50] * VoxelHead kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: If you haven't figured out by now that spamming lines with lots of repeated characters is rude, perhaps an hour time-out will help you.)
#5354 [17:50] <Howie> if i portforward this router for today and tomorrow it will be a different IP for the time being?
#5355 [17:50] <VizioN> im back
#5356 [17:51] <Awesomeness> I don't understand you guys - how long are you gonna take Vizions crap?
#5357 [17:51] * mib_kdncb7 [mib_kdncb7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5358 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Meh, not breaking any rules.
#5359 [17:51] <Broke> ...
#5360 [17:51] <mib_kdncb7> how do I run minecraft????
#5361 [17:51] <Howie> Grey u see my last post?
#5362 [17:51] <Awesomeness> I don't know, how do you?
#5363 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes. You won't have to redo your port forwarding again
#5364 [17:52] <Broke> hello, im trying to get my dang payment through
#5365 [17:52] <Howie> If i portforward this router will it be a different IP for the time being thou?
#5366 [17:52] <Broke> why are you using a service that sends an authorization code through the MAIL
#5367 [17:52] <Broke> when I dont even know if they have my ADDRESS
#5368 [17:52] <mib_kdncb7> Can someone tell me how to run the stinkin game?
#5369 [17:52] <Broke> you click it
#5370 [17:52] <Broke> hurr
#5371 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - Did you download it?
#5372 [17:52] <mib_kdncb7> I dont know how
#5373 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#5374 [17:53] <mib_kdncb7> I bought it
#5375 [17:53] <Broke> you go click it
#5376 [17:53] <Broke> on the website
#5377 [17:53] <Broke> it says 'minecraft beta'
#5378 [17:53] <Broke> click it
#5379 [17:53] <Broke> sheesh
#5380 [17:53] <mib_kdncb7> Ive been to that site a million site and i dont know how to run it
#5381 [17:53] <Howie> Grey if i portforward this router for today and tomorrow will the IP be different for the time being?
#5382 [17:53] <Broke> you
#5383 [17:53] <Broke> click
#5384 [17:53] <Broke> the
#5385 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - Are you running windows? mac? linux?
#5386 [17:54] <mib_kdncb7> windows
#5387 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - Please download minecraft.exe
#5388 [17:54] <Broke> goto minecraft .net, look to the right
#5389 [17:54] <Broke> click 'minecraft beta'
#5390 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> When it's downloaded, double click on it
#5391 [17:54] <Broke> and it should run in the browser
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#5393 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Howie - I don't know what you're asking
#5394 [17:55] <mib_kdncb7> how do I know when it's downloaded
#5395 [17:55] <Howie> so i have a server
#5396 [17:55] <Broke> ugh.
#5397 [17:55] <Howie> that i made and portforwarded
#5398 [17:55] <Broke> kid
#5399 [17:55] <Broke> go to minecraft.net
#5400 [17:55] <Broke> look to the right of the page
#5401 [17:55] <Broke> click 'in browser'
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#5403 [17:55] <Broke> there you freakin go
#5404 [17:55] <Howie> im at a different house and a different router, if i portforward this router will the IP to connect to the server be different?
#5405 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes it will
#5406 [17:55] <Broke> can ANYONE tell me ANYTHING about this payment service
#5407 [17:55] <Awesomeness> <mib_kdncb7>: I must confirm that you are breathing, are you breathing?
#5408 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Broke - Nope, don't use moneybookers
#5409 [17:56] <Broke> it's what it automatically went to
#5410 [17:56] * GreyVulpine winces
#5410 [17:56] <Howie> so i will basically have to make a new server here if i want to play?
#5411 [17:56] <Ekzaps> I asked help few minutes ago because I have black screen after loading.
#5412 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes.
#5413 [17:56] <Ekzaps> I reinstalled Java and deleted minecraft folder
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#5415 [17:56] <Ekzaps> but it doesn't work
#5416 [17:56] <mib_kdncb7> I literally just bought the game
#5417 [17:56] <mib_kdncb7> and it won't let me play
#5418 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Why won't it let you play?
#5419 [17:56] <Broke> are you logged in
#5420 [17:57] <Howie> if i have a server on my computer already wil lthat matter?
#5421 [17:57] <mib_kdncb7> yes
#5422 [17:57] <Howie> will that*
#5423 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Howie - No
#5424 [17:57] <Broke> did you click 'in browser'
#5425 [17:57] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: what is it telling you when you try?
#5426 [17:57] <VizioN> hey i was a channel op in there thanks greyvulpine but only 2 pepole were there
#5427 [17:57] <mib_kdncb7> what in browser?????
#5428 [17:57] <Howie> could we teamview?
#5429 [17:57] <Broke> onb the right of the website dingus
#5430 [17:57] <Broke> give me two mintes.
#5431 [17:57] <Kealper> wait
#5432 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Howie - I suppose, PM me your info
#5433 [17:57] <Kealper> wait...
#5434 [17:57] <Howie> k
#5435 [17:57] <mib_kdncb7> broke
#5436 [17:57] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: click this: http://minecraft.net/game/
#5437 [17:58] <mib_kdncb7> I went there and it said I needed to buy the game when I already did
#5438 [17:58] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: the payment might not have completely cleared yet then
#5439 [17:58] <VizioN> wats an IRC
#5440 [17:58] <Howie> sent
#5441 [17:58] <mib_kdncb7> when will it clear
#5442 [17:58] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: what is your ingame username?
#5443 [17:58] <VizioN> wats an IRC
#5444 [17:59] <mib_kdncb7> Ameshote
#5445 [17:59] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: that depends on what payment method you used, and how the solar system is aligned today
#5446 [17:59] <Kealper> !paid Ameshote
#5447 [17:59] <mib_kdncb7> yes I have
#5448 [17:59] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: yeah, looks like Mojang has not gotten word that you've paid yet....give it about an hour
#5449 [17:59] <VizioN> is AuBot an acual robot
#5450 [17:59] <Broke> yes dumbass
#5451 [17:59] <Awesomeness> Woah, no need to flame.
#5452 [17:59] <Broke> I haven't met an individual under the age of 17 who doesnt know what IRC is
#5453 [17:59] <Kealper> VizioN: if by actual robot you mean a program running on a computer without any human input; then yes
#5454 [18:00] <VizioN> hey AuBot
#5455 [18:00] * mib_6d99ot [mib_6d99ot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5456 [18:00] <Ekzaps> I asked help few minutes ago because I have black screen after loading. I reinstalled Java and deleted minecraft folder like VoxelHead told me to do but it doesn't work.
#5457 [18:00] <xolotl> Broke: My friend's one-year-old doesn't seem to know about it.
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#5459 [18:00] <Broke> did you even read what i wrote
#5460 [18:00] <Broke> at all
#5461 [18:00] <Broke> jesus.
#5462 [18:01] <Broke> screw it, if notch hates my money I guess I'll just keep letting my sister use my own account then.
#5463 [18:01] <mib_kdncb7> kealper
#5464 [18:01] <mib_6d99ot> so minecraft isnt working? even for paid members?
#5465 [18:01] <Broke> of course its working.
#5466 [18:01] <mib_6d99ot> so why did he say its not
#5467 [18:01] <mib_kdncb7> I'll be able to play it in an hour?
#5468 [18:02] <Kealper> mib_6d99ot: some people seem to be having issues right now
#5469 [18:02] * mib_zf4054 [mib_zf4054@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5470 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 1
#5471 [18:02] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 1 = There may be intermittent issues with the Minecraft login servers. ] ... set by [ DopeGhoti/regexp | Wed Jun 15 10:55:48 MST 2011 ]
#5472 [18:02] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: should take up to an hour for most payment methods, some others could take longer
#5473 [18:02] <Broke> im just trying to give notch my damn money so I can get my sister off my account
#5474 [18:02] <VizioN> my friend just bAUGHT the game and it works fine
#5475 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> VizioN: "bought".
#5476 [18:02] <mib_zf4054> um
#5477 [18:02] <mib_zf4054> hi
#5478 [18:02] <mib_6d99ot> did the problem start yesterday??
#5479 [18:02] <mib_zf4054> is minecraft.net up yet?
#5480 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> !isdown
#5481 [18:02] <GreyBot> DopeGhoti: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#5482 [18:02] <Broke> lol, lulzsec owned the MC servers yesterday
#5483 [18:02] <xolotl> Yeah, "lol."
#5484 [18:02] <Kealper> i wouldn't say "owned"
#5485 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> Broke: they 'owned' nothing. They DDoSed it.
#5486 [18:03] <Broke> i would.
#5487 [18:03] <mib_zf4054> so mc.net is up?
#5488 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> that's entirely different.
#5489 [18:03] <Kealper> more like "filled all the connections up for five minutes:
#5490 [18:03] <xolotl> DDoS == a two year old throwing a tantrum
#5491 [18:03] <Broke> THey took it down.
#5492 [18:03] <Kealper> "*
#5493 [18:03] <Ekzaps> I asked help few minutes ago because I have black screen after loading. I reinstalled Java and deleted minecraft folder like VoxelHead told me to do but it doesn't work. Can anyone help me please? By the way, in browser works but there is too much lag to play.
#5494 [18:03] * xolotl doesn't understand why people find them amusing
#5494 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ekzaps win/profile
#5495 [18:03] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#5496 [18:03] <VoxelHead> Ekzaps: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#5497 [18:03] <mib_6d99ot> the aubot dude said it was down
#5498 [18:03] <Broke> Because they remind me of what 4chan was like in 2006/2007
#5499 [18:03] <Broke> i miss those days
#5500 [18:03] <mib_zf4054> is mc.net up or not?
#5501 [18:04] <DopeGhoti> mib_zf4054: here's an idea: Open a browser and see for yourself?
#5502 [18:04] <Broke> ^
#5503 [18:04] <mib_6d99ot> dumbass
#5504 [18:04] <mib_6d99ot> we did
#5505 [18:04] <mib_zf4054> uh it was down and i was able to log in and stuff like that
#5506 [18:04] <Kealper> ok so....i'm going to go on a power trip now: if i see anything saying minecraft being down was caused by "hackers" or what have you....i'm kicking you
#5507 [18:04] <xolotl> Kealper: thank you!
#5508 [18:04] * DopeGhoti watches Kealper twirl his magic @
#5508 [18:04] <mib_zf4054> nvm
#5509 [18:04] <mib_zf4054> and
#5510 [18:04] <Broke> pfffhaha
#5511 [18:04] <Howie> Greyvulpine am i good now?
#5512 [18:04] <mib_zf4054> for beta
#5513 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes, check PM
#5514 [18:05] * Kealper puts on his steeltoe boots
#5514 [18:05] <Broke> these pubbie IRC's sure are sensitive.
#5515 [18:05] <mib_zf4054> if i bouhgt the game do i have to wait a day to actually play it?
#5516 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Broke - After you've experienced what we've had to deal with on a daily basis..
#5517 [18:05] <Kealper> Broke: no, i just don't feel like watching rumors fester and grow into something massive
#5518 [18:05] <Broke> I can imagine
#5519 [18:05] <Howie> Excuse me Greyvulpine you there?
#5520 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Broke - Tough love is required sometimes
#5521 [18:05] <Broke> 12 year olds everywhere
#5522 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Howie - yes, I'm here
#5523 [18:05] <xolotl> mib_zf4054: Sometimes the payment takes a bit of time to go through. For many it's nigh-instantaneous
#5524 [18:05] <Broke> must suck ass
#5525 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Howie- It should work now, check your PM
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#5527 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Just use the public ip address I put into textedit
#5528 [18:06] <mib_zf4054> huh cause i bought the game like 12 hrs ago and i still have to premium
#5529 [18:06] <mib_zf4054> no*
#5530 [18:06] <mib_zf4054> anyone kno y?
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#5532 [18:07] <mib_kdncb7> why can't I play the game for the first time when I just bought it?
#5533 [18:07] <mib_zf4054> yea me neither
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#5535 [18:07] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5536 [18:07] <Howie> Anyone able to help? Greyvulpine was just teamviewing with me but it suddenly disconnected and he doesnt seem to be responding
#5537 [18:08] <mib_kdncb7> prolly both
#5538 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> Howie - I'm still here
#5539 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Your server should work now
#5540 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Just use the public ip address I put in
#5541 [18:08] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5542 [18:08] <mib_zf4054> can u guys help?
#5543 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> ?? support
#5544 [18:08] <VoxelHead> support: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#5545 [18:08] <mib_kdncb7> it says that I need to buy the game but I just did
#5546 [18:09] <mib_zf4054> i have the same exact problem
#5547 [18:09] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
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#5549 [18:09] <mib_kdncb7> hmm seems like they can't help
#5550 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> Could you people using mibbit use the /nick newnick command
#5551 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> It's kinda hard to keep track of who's having what problem
#5552 [18:09] <mib_zf4054> how?
#5553 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> Could you people using mibbit use the /nick newnick command
#5554 [18:10] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5555 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> The command is /nick
#5556 [18:10] <mib_zf4054> do i just type it?
#5557 [18:10] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5558 [18:10] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5559 [18:10] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5560 [18:10] * Kealper kicked mib_6d99ot from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mib_6d99ot)
#5561 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_6d99ot
#5562 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> bah
#5563 [18:10] * Kealper still has his good kicking boots on
#5563 [18:10] * GreyVulpine shakes fist at Kealper.
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#5565 [18:12] <Morrolan> mib_zf4054: Yes, type "/Nick your_desired_nick_here"
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#5567 [18:12] <mib_kdncb7> boy you guy's really help
#5568 [18:13] <Kealper> hmm?
#5569 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> Indeed we do
#5570 [18:13] <mib_kdncb7> can anyone help me
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#5572 [18:13] <str1kebl4ze> ok
#5573 [18:13] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_kdncb7 support
#5574 [18:13] <VoxelHead> mib_kdncb7: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#5575 [18:13] <str1kebl4ze> is this better?
#5576 [18:13] * mib_6d99ot [mib_6d99ot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5577 [18:13] <Ttwitch> hello
#5578 [18:13] <Ttwitch> ?
#5579 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#5580 [18:14] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: yes 'tis
#5581 [18:14] <str1kebl4ze> now can u guys help me?
#5582 [18:14] <Ttwitch> ok
#5583 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> With?
#5584 [18:14] <mib_6d99ot> is there a problem with my java or with the minecraft on the browser and the downloaded one?
#5585 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_6d99ot - Perhaps, no, and no
#5586 [18:14] <zixxfire> I made a serverond it is spawning mobs on peaceful
#5587 [18:14] <Kealper> also...i'll be afk for like 10 min, going to do some computer cleanup and optimisation...updating my drivers, etc
#5588 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> zixxfire - The client difficulty setting does not affect the server
#5589 [18:14] <str1kebl4ze> um i have the problem of when i just bought it and it still says i need to buy it and i waited for 12+hrs
#5590 [18:14] <mib_kdncb7> same^
#5591 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> zixxfire - In order to turn off mob spawning in the server, you need to set spawn-monsters to false in server.properties
#5592 [18:14] <str1kebl4ze> lol srry for my english
#5593 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> str1kebl4ze support
#5594 [18:15] <VoxelHead> str1kebl4ze: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#5595 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> Try account -> payment
#5596 [18:15] <zixxfire> I made the server and am the admin
#5597 [18:15] <str1kebl4ze> i did but that was no help at all
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#5599 [18:15] <GreyVulpine> zixxfire - In order to turn off mob spawning in the server, you need to set spawn-monsters to false in server.properties
#5600 [18:16] <mib_kdncb7> WE BOTH PAYED FOR THE GAME!!!! NOW WHY CAN'T WE PLAY IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#5601 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> str1kebl4ze - It should've given you a text box to send off payment info and a description of your problem
#5602 [18:16] <madalynn> hi guys my game is really laggy and jumpy what shall id o
#5603 [18:16] * mib_uoqpey [mib_uoqpey@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5604 [18:16] <Kealper> WE DO NOT AND CAN NOT PROVIDE SUPPORT FOR YOUR GAME ACCOUNT ISSUES
#5605 [18:16] <zixxfire> oh and is there a help phone
#5606 [18:16] <mib_uoqpey> Is greyvulpine here?
#5607 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - BECAUSE EITHER YOUR BANK HASN'T SENT OFF PAYMENT YET, OR THE SITE YOU USED, HASN'T GIVEN ITS MONEY TO MOJANG YET
#5608 [18:16] <GreyVulpine> SIMPLE EH?
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#5610 [18:16] <Kealper> man, grey you are popular today
#5611 [18:16] <mib_uoqpey> Greyvulpine its howie
#5612 [18:16] <str1kebl4ze> nope no help at all
#5613 [18:16] * GreyVulpine sits in a corner and cries
#5613 [18:16] <mib_kdncb7> well when will it?'
#5614 [18:17] <mib_uoqpey> did my computer disconnect?
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#5616 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Yes mib_uoqpey
#5617 [18:17] <mib_uoqpey> should i resend the info?
#5618 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Howie, I finished the port forwarding on your router
#5619 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> It should be all set now
#5620 [18:17] <zixxfire> is there a help phone number
#5621 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Just use the public IP address
#5622 [18:17] <str1kebl4ze> grey the support page has no help
#5623 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> zixxfire - Nope
#5624 [18:17] <mib_uoqpey> kk how i make the server? u use a start.command right?
#5625 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> str1kebl4ze - Sure it is, you click on Accout -> premium -> check all the boxes, and send off your info
#5626 [18:17] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Yes
#5627 [18:18] <mib_kdncb7> please
#5628 [18:18] <zixxfire> i am the admin yet cant do any sponing
#5629 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_kdncb7 - There's nothing we can do here for you, either you wait, or you contact Mojang
#5630 [18:18] <ttwitch> an error occured while loading the applet. please contact spport to resolve this issue. fatal error occured (1): Unable to load logo and progressbar images.
#5631 [18:18] <ttwitch> help..
#5632 [18:18] <mib_uoqpey> so i copy and paste the stuff from minecraft.net and put it into a save called start.command, but how do that start my minecraft?
#5633 [18:18] <GreyVulpine> ttwitch - Classic or beta?
#5634 [18:18] <ttwitch> classic
#5635 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> ttwitch - Go into your browser's temporary files, delete any folders that pertain to "www.minecraft.net" and "minecraft.net"
#5636 [18:19] <zixxfire> well this was NO help bye
#5637 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Then try minecraft again
#5638 [18:19] <ttwitch> ok
#5639 [18:19] <ttwitch> thanks
#5640 [18:19] * GreyVulpine sighs
#5640 [18:19] <mib_kdncb7> same no help at all
#5641 [18:19] * GreyVulpine waves
#5641 [18:19] <mib_kdncb7> 1/10
#5642 [18:19] <mib_uoqpey> u kidding these guys help aton
#5643 [18:19] * mib_1plz6p [mib_1plz6p@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5644 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Some are beyond help
#5645 [18:19] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: how stupid are you, exactly?
#5646 [18:20] <GreyVulpine> Easy there Kealper.
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#5648 [18:20] <Kealper> mib_kdncb7: we are only voluteers. we can't help with account issues
#5649 [18:20] <mib_kdncb7> pretty bad "jobs"
#5650 [18:20] * Kealper kicked mib_kdncb7 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: bye)
#5651 [18:20] <mib_uoqpey> dont be a dick
#5652 [18:20] <gideon802> my laptop wont work but my dads does wat do i do
#5653 [18:21] <mib_uoqpey> Grey im having trouble making the new server for this IP address
#5654 [18:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_uoqpey - ?
#5655 [18:21] <GreyVulpine> What's going on?
#5656 [18:21] <gideon802> how do i run minecraft it wont work it says minecraft crashed what do i do ={
#5657 [18:21] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Do you get any sort of error report?
#5658 [18:22] <mib_uoqpey> i have one server folder on my comp for the regular router i use, and i need to make a new one for this new IP how i do that?
#5659 [18:22] <gideon802> no
#5660 [18:22] <gideon802> srry yes\
#5661 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_uoqpey - Didn't I paste in the public ip address into a textedit for you?
#5662 [18:22] <mib_uoqpey> yea but i dont have a server to start it up
#5663 [18:22] <Morrolan> G'night
#5664 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Please copy the contents of that error report, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there
#5665 [18:22] <mib_uoqpey> like how i have a folder with my world and my start.command, i dont have a new one of those for the new IP
#5666 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the address to it once you press the submit button
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#5668 [18:22] <gideon802> cant copy wont let me
#5669 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_uoqpey - You don't have to make an entirely new server, just use your old one
#5670 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> Use the start.command of the old server
#5671 [18:23] * mib_6e3vhr [mib_6e3vhr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5672 [18:23] <mib_uoqpey> k
#5673 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Won't let you?
#5674 [18:23] <wippler> The stupid minecraft login wont let my bro on
#5675 [18:23] * mib_ezhd2j [mib_ezhd2j@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5676 [18:23] <gideon802> ya it freezes with a error report and it says crashed
#5677 [18:23] <mib_uoqpey> it says connection refused Grey
#5678 [18:24] <wippler> My bro can play online thats it
#5679 [18:24] <mib_ezhd2j> is the downloaded one working?
#5680 [18:24] <gideon802> no
#5681 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_uoqpey - Let me teamviewer you again.
#5682 [18:24] <mib_uoqpey> k
#5683 [18:24] <mib_ezhd2j> when is it gonna work
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#5685 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> Downloaded client is working for me
#5686 [18:25] <mib_ezhd2j> idgaf
#5687 [18:25] <mib_uoqpey> do u have my info?
#5688 [18:25] <mib_ezhd2j> yea
#5689 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> No, please PM me
#5690 [18:25] <wippler> My bro downloaded a mod now his thing is not working is it just because of the moganj
#5691 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> No, it's because of the mod
#5692 [18:25] <wippler> How do i get it off
#5693 [18:25] <GreyVulpine> ??> wippler win/reinst
#5694 [18:25] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5695 [18:25] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5696 [18:25] <gideon802> just any ideas what happend it just dosent work
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#5698 [18:25] <mib_uoqpey> sent
#5699 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> gideon802 - Could you follow VoxelHead's instructions
#5700 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> If it still doesn't work, tell us
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#5702 [18:27] <gideon802> i just maby fixed it i downloaded tex pack then bam dead minecraft i just deleted them i didnt know how to ty
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#5704 [18:28] <gideon802> ty everyone its working u guys are great ill be back soon
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#5707 [18:28] <mib_eqcakd> hello
#5708 [18:29] <mib_eqcakd> can someone help me?
#5709 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> With?
#5710 [18:29] <mib_eqcakd> I just bought the game and it won't let me play it
#5711 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> And why won't it?
#5712 [18:30] <mib_eqcakd> I don't know that is why im speaking to you guys
#5713 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> Then how do you know it isn't working?
#5714 [18:30] <mib_eqcakd> I went toin browser and it says I need to pay for it when I already did
#5715 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> When did you pay?
#5716 [18:31] <mib_eqcakd> maybe 45-50 minutes ago
#5717 [18:31] <mib_eqcakd> err 45-60 mins
#5718 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_eqcakd - Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
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#5721 [18:32] <mib_eqcakd> ok so mojang has to accept my payment?
#5722 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Mojang has to confirm receipt of payment from the service you used.
#5723 [18:34] <mib_eqcakd> ok so when it does possibly work I go to in browser and do what?
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#5725 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Just log in and play
#5726 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> It'll let you then
#5727 [18:34] <GrimsFoxes> help!
#5728 [18:34] <mib_eqcakd> I don't even know if I have it downloaded
#5729 [18:34] <mib_uoqpey> Grey did we disconnect?
#5730 [18:34] <mib_uoqpey> i think my internet is crap
#5731 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> Your internet is crap
#5732 [18:35] <mib_uoqpey> thought so
#5733 [18:35] <GrimsFoxes> ok i try to join mincraft sever and its super laggy then i cant play on mine someone help!
#5734 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> It's taking forever to upload anything
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#5736 [18:35] <wippler> So i deleted everything but the saves now do i try playing on the minecraft.net place?
#5737 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> I'll click on safari, and still be waiting to pull up the page, sorry.
#5738 [18:35] <mib_uoqpey> np
#5739 [18:35] <mib_eqcakd> grey
#5740 [18:35] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
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#5742 [18:36] <genshou> on terrain.png, what block is immediately to the right of cacti and immediately to the left of sugar cane?
#5743 [18:36] <mib_uoqpey> in my minecraft server i have a start.command that opens up my minecraft server and a terminal how do i do that with the new one?
#5744 [18:36] <mib_eqcakd> how do I know whether or not I have it downloaded?
#5745 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Just copy start.command into the new folder
#5746 [18:36] <mib_uoqpey> ohh k
#5747 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_eqcakd - Once you log in successfully, it'll download all the files for you
#5748 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> genshou - Wait one.
#5749 [18:36] <mib_eqcakd> umm ok
#5750 [18:37] <mib_eqcakd> but I will be able to play the game eventually?
#5751 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> genshou - That looks like.. clay perhaps?
#5752 [18:37] <Weltall> hello there (again) I want to ask if it matters what country I choose for the gift code purchase
#5753 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_eqcakd - Yes.
#5754 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Weltall - Nope
#5755 [18:37] <genshou> ah, yes, that's what they said in #risucraft
#5756 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that looks like clay to me genshou.
#5757 [18:38] <mib_eqcakd> Ok thanks alot greyvulpine
#5758 [18:38] <Weltall> thanks :)
#5759 [18:38] <mib_eqcakd> bye
#5760 [18:38] <Weltall> so all I have to do is give it to whoever and he inserts it and done no?
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#5762 [18:39] <genshou> asked the question in there, waited a few minutes, asked in here, and right then someone in #risucraft finally answers :P
#5763 [18:39] <genshou> This texture pack has a really weird clay, then :P
#5764 [18:40] <Kealper> genshou: Quandary? i know it's clay is weird....lol
#5765 [18:40] <genshou> No... Last Days
#5766 [18:40] <Kealper> oh lol
#5767 [18:40] <genshou> I'm trying to fix some of the worse-looking ones in a natural world, e.g. trees/leaves and stone
#5768 [18:41] <genshou> Much like cobblestone, clay is a bunch of mismatched metal plates riveted together
#5769 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#5770 [18:41] <Kealper> fail lol
#5771 [18:42] <genshou> brick is a solid 1m square with rivets in it
#5772 [18:42] <genshou> heh, well it fits the texture pack, but not clay in a natural world
#5773 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> Must really like their riveted metals
#5774 [18:42] <genshou> oooh look, random metal plates on the beach!
#5775 [18:42] <Kealper> is it a 16x16 one?
#5776 [18:42] <DopeGhoti> I will never understand the design decisions behind some texture packs.
#5777 [18:42] <Kealper> i think i get why it's like that though
#5778 [18:42] <Kealper> if it's called Last Days, it's probably supposed to be like a post-apoccalyptic thing
#5779 [18:42] <Kealper> appocalyptic*
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#5782 [18:43] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: even after the apocalyple, there will be naturally-occurring clay.
#5783 [18:43] <Kealper> well anyways...computer has been optimised and crap...so brb for a restart
#5784 [18:43] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: yeah, but some people don't think D:
#5785 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Hey DG, any clue why your map's doing that funky thing at the western edge?
#5786 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> I have absolutely no idea
#5787 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> What are you using to render it?
#5788 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> it's doing it on the local copy also
#5789 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> Minecraft Overviewer
#5790 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Possibly an argument that needs to be tweaked?
#5791 [18:44] * GreyVulpine goes and reads up on it
#5791 [18:45] <DopeGhoti> I'm not cropping the extents, if that's what you're thinking
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#5793 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Or maybe Overviewer needs to pass an argument that extends the boundaries?
#5794 [18:47] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: http://pastebin.com/fww63pzy
#5795 [18:48] <weirdo> When I installed minecraft I got a message that there was an expired security certificate from an unknown source. Now my Mom is worried it is a virus or has the capability to damage our computer. Does anyone know anything about this?
#5796 [18:49] <lemon-rev> weirdo no we dont what broswer did you use to download the minecraft.exe
#5797 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> weirdo: what is the date and time your computer thinks it is?
#5798 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> weirdo: please include the year in your answer.
#5799 [18:49] <weirdo> One second..
#5800 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> I said to include the year.
#5801 [18:50] <weirdo> Wednesday,June 15, 2011
#5802 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> (:
#5803 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> hm.
#5804 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> Usually that error is caused by your computer's date being out-of-whack
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#5806 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> ??> weirdo win/hosts
#5807 [18:51] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#5808 [18:51] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#5810 [18:51] <weirdo> I'm using a mac
#5811 [18:52] <weirdo> It said the security certificate expired in 2009. That's what she is worried about.
#5812 [18:54] <weirdo> Hello? Is anyone still there?
#5813 [18:54] <lemon-rev> weirdo
#5814 [18:54] <lemon-rev> just please wait for dopghoti, im no good with mac
#5815 [18:54] <weirdo> Alright, thank you.
#5816 [18:57] <weirdo> It doesn't seem like it was a problem with my mac though. It was talking about the security certificate of minecraft expiring in 2009.
#5817 [18:57] <mib_uoqpey> how do i get so it so i can open a folder named like "server" that has properties and whitelist and all that
#5818 [18:57] <lemon-rev> weirdo you could always just get your antivuris to allow minecraft into your system
#5819 [18:57] <lemon-rev> and run
#5820 [18:58] <lemon-rev> we all know that the version on minecraft.net is working and should not be overley concerned about
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#5822 [18:59] <lemon-rev> mib_uo look up on the minecraft fourms, but download the server run it at least once, and make sure it works, then think about whitelists ok
#5823 [18:59] <weirdo> But my Mom doesn't know if it's a safe source. I need proof to show her that it is. I know how to make it run.
#5824 [18:59] <mib_uoqpey> no i mean i want to get to the server folder how do that
#5825 [19:00] <lemon-rev> we all know its save here weirdo it might not be certified by mirco crap but it doesnt have to be. please trust me on this theres no other way i can say it i think
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#5827 [19:01] <lemon-rev> mib_uo look if you have downloaded the server file and run it once you should see the files where you put the server file so first save it on the computer then run it
#5828 [19:01] <str1kebl4ze> um
#5829 [19:01] <str1kebl4ze> hi
#5830 [19:01] <Kealper> lemon-rev: use tab-complete D:
#5831 [19:01] <lemon-rev> yes strike
#5832 [19:01] <lemon-rev> hm, ok
#5833 [19:01] <str1kebl4ze> i just bought the game but it still says i still need to buy it
#5834 [19:01] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: how long ago?
#5835 [19:01] <lemon-rev> kealper how do i use that lol please lol ?
#5836 [19:02] <str1kebl4ze> like 12+hrs ago
#5837 [19:02] <Kealper> lemon-rev: start typing the person's name and press the tab key
#5838 [19:02] <lemon-rev> oh
#5839 [19:02] <lemon-rev> :)
#5840 [19:02] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: send an email to payment@mojang.com and include your username you used and some form of proof of purchase
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#5842 [19:02] <str1kebl4ze> i did but idk if it is the right reciet ID
#5843 [19:03] <Kealper> they'll tell you if that was the correct one or not
#5844 [19:03] <str1kebl4ze> when?
#5845 [19:03] <weirdo> Why would they have an expired certificate if it doesn't have to be secured?
#5846 [19:03] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: whenever they read it, which probably won't be until tomorrow, as they are based in Sweden and it's like 1 in the morning there
#5847 [19:04] <Kealper> weirdo: what?
#5848 [19:04] <str1kebl4ze> r u seriouse? darn it
#5849 [19:04] <lemon-rev> weirdo it just means the certificate doesnt get processed because they update every so often and dont use mirco soft to certificate it
#5850 [19:04] <str1kebl4ze> ok thanx anyways
#5851 [19:04] <lemon-rev> i think
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#5853 [19:04] <Kealper> lemon-rev: i think he might be talking about the launcher
#5854 [19:04] <lemon-rev> yes
#5855 [19:04] <mib_uoqpey> Guys im confused, i portforwarded to this router but i alrdy have one server on this computer connected to a different router, but i wanted to play at this house
#5856 [19:04] <Kealper> weirdo: where are you seeing the expired certificate thing at?
#5857 [19:05] <Kealper> mib_uoqpey: uhh....huh?
#5858 [19:05] <weirdo> Do I have to set my Safari application to allow incoming connections?
#5859 [19:05] <mib_uoqpey> how do i make the new minecraft server folder to connect to this new IP
#5860 [19:06] <lemon-rev> mib_uoqpey dude all you have to do is run the server and the folder should just follow
#5861 [19:07] <Kealper> weirdo: shouldn't need to allow incomming, only outgoing
#5862 [19:07] <Kealper> weirdo: if you are just trying to play the client, that is
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#5864 [19:08] <weirdo> What do mean by, "Play the client"?
#5865 [19:08] <Kealper> weirdo: the game itself
#5866 [19:08] <str1kebl4ze> and also how do i play single player with the client?
#5867 [19:08] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: in the browser?
#5868 [19:08] <weirdo> I want to play multiplayer.
#5869 [19:09] <str1kebl4ze> no
#5870 [19:09] <str1kebl4ze> beta singleplayer
#5871 [19:09] <Kealper> OH
#5872 [19:09] <Kealper> sorry, misread
#5873 [19:09] <str1kebl4ze> np
#5874 [19:09] <Kealper> !client
#5875 [19:09] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: choose the one of those links for your operating system
#5876 [19:09] <str1kebl4ze> no i downloaded already but it says "single player not downloaded"
#5877 [19:10] <Kealper> weirdo: yeah, to play multiplayer it should not need to have incomming connections, although you can allow incomming connections if you really wanted to
#5878 [19:10] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: you have to log in once to have it download the game
#5879 [19:10] <str1kebl4ze> ... nvm
#5880 [19:11] * Kealper senses a communications barrier of some sorts
#5880 [19:11] <lemon-rev> might be more than barrier :P
#5881 [19:11] <weirdo> This is the mother
#5882 [19:12] <weirdo> Can someone help me understand why there would be an expired certificate, and something asking to allow incoming connections, yet I'm to 'trust' that the site is secure?
#5883 [19:13] <Kealper> weirdo: what is the date on your computer's clock?
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#5885 [19:14] <str1kebl4ze> um can i use a chinese credit card to buy beta?
#5886 [19:14] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: if it supports international purchases, yes
#5887 [19:14] <weirdo> The date is accurate. The certificate was from an 'unknown' source, and it expired in 2009
#5888 [19:14] <str1kebl4ze> ok ty
#5889 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> weirdo - Can you give us a screenshot of that?
#5890 [19:14] <weirdo> I'll try
#5891 [19:15] <str1kebl4ze> if i get charged for more then one minecraft can i get a refun?
#5892 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> Through your credit card, yes
#5893 [19:15] <str1kebl4ze> ok ok cool thanx guys!
#5894 [19:15] <Kealper> str1kebl4ze: yes, http://minecraft.net/support look around on there in payment issues, there is one for getting charged more than once
#5895 [19:15] <str1kebl4ze> ok ty
#5896 [19:15] <str1kebl4ze> bye!
#5897 [19:17] <weirdo> can't get it to come up again, but situation seems to be resolved. thanks
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#5900 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> bleh.
#5901 [19:20] <Kealper> oh, i guess that one does show correctly on mirc too
#5902 [19:21] <Kealper> i wonder why all clients hate the +#channel messages
#5903 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Actually have no idea what you're talking about. I only am really familiar with using mIRC
#5904 [19:22] <Kealper> remember when everyone was complaining about getting mass PMs the other day?
#5905 [19:22] <Gomth> Please help me! Minecraft just updated but after that the screen stays black. shutting it down and restarting it led (after logging in) to the same thing. I can't get to the Menu where to select new game etc. what can i do?
#5906 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Right...
#5907 [19:22] <Kealper> that was doing /msg +#channel asdf
#5908 [19:23] <Kealper> what i just did was /msg @#channel asdf
#5909 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> Back in the day, mIRC used to have /notices going to all channels that you and the person were in
#5910 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> It's only recently gotten 'smart' and limited it
#5911 [19:23] <Kealper> lol
#5912 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> Playing Uno on greybot was a massive flooding affair for me
#5913 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> getting noticed my cards on all channels that I was in
#5914 [19:24] <Kealper> Gomth: did you install any mods or texture packs?
#5915 [19:25] <Gomth> no. i deletet the whole minecraft-folder. than i downloaded the exe-file and started it
#5916 [19:26] <Gomth> now after logging in the mojang imgaes shows, and after that the screen stays black
#5917 [19:26] <Kealper> try playing it inside the browser
#5918 [19:26] <Kealper> if it still does not work, leave it right there and tell me
#5919 [19:28] <Gomth> same problem. it says minecraft has crashed.
#5920 [19:29] <Kealper> it's at a purple-ish screen with some text on it?
#5921 [19:29] <Kealper> Gomth: Please put the whole thing on http://pastebin.com and then give the URL to that paste in here.
#5922 [19:30] <Gomth> its a white screen with black text on it.
#5923 [19:31] <Gomth> the url is minecraft.net/game
#5924 [19:31] <Kealper> oh..ok then, can you copy the text?
#5925 [19:31] <Gomth> not directly
#5926 [19:32] <Kealper> hmm....
#5927 [19:32] <Kealper> ok then. we'll try something else
#5928 [19:32] <Gomth> does "BEGIN ERROR REPORT aldce528" tell you anything?
#5929 [19:32] <Kealper> uhh...not really, but it tells me that it's an error report that might say what went wrong :/
#5930 [19:33] <Kealper> does it show that same screen when you try to play the downloaded version?
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#5932 [19:34] <mib_4s7lj2> how do i turn up the brightness on minecraft
#5933 [19:35] <Kealper> mib_4s7lj2: you can't, at this time
#5934 [19:35] <Wug> do it from your graphics settings
#5935 [19:35] <Kealper> mib_4s7lj2: although i have seen some talk of potentially adding that ingame later on
#5936 [19:35] <mib_4s7lj2> well like the first day i got it it was bright and perfect now its super dark
#5937 [19:35] <Kealper> mib_4s7lj2: is it night time ingame? lol
#5938 [19:35] <Wug> its probably just nighttime lol
#5939 [19:35] <mib_4s7lj2> no
#5940 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> like it got darker
#5941 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> in genral
#5942 [19:36] <Wug> minecraft has a 20 minute day night cycle
#5943 [19:36] <Gomth> No. after the Mojang - logo the screen turns into that bround backscreen but shortly after that it turns black and it stays blackn
#5944 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> yes im aware of that
#5945 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> no
#5946 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> not that
#5947 [19:36] <mib_4s7lj2> nvm
#5948 [19:36] <Kealper> Gomth: well, do you still have that crash screen open?
#5949 [19:37] <mib_4s7lj2> it didnt have a crash screen
#5950 [19:37] <Kealper> mib_4s7lj2: check inside your graphics card settings then
#5951 [19:37] <Wug> dopeghoti fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix voxelhead
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#5953 [19:37] <mib_4s7lj2> weres the grafics card
#5954 [19:37] <Kealper> mib_4s7lj2: you're on your own on that
#5955 [19:37] <Wug> do you have an nvidia card?
#5956 [19:37] <Kealper> there, vox is fixed
#5957 [19:37] <live2mine> does anyone know a good server that works
#5958 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> smp.shadow-craft.net
#5959 [19:38] <Gomth> Yes the Crash screen is still open.
#5960 [19:38] * Wug asks question. target quits
#5960 [19:38] <Wug> why do I even bother
#5961 [19:38] <Gomth> i could send you a screenshot
#5962 [19:38] <live2mine> shawdocraft doesnt work for me
#5963 [19:38] <Wug> s.nerd.nu
#5964 [19:38] <Kealper> Gomth: ok, look in the bottom right of your screen, near the computer clock
#5965 [19:38] <Wug> !check s.nerd.nu
#5966 [19:38] <Kealper> !check smp.shadow-craft.net
#5967 [19:38] <Kealper> bleh
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#5969 [19:39] <live2mine> thnx
#5970 [19:39] <Kealper> Gomth: do you see a white coffee cup icon?
#5971 [19:39] <haux> Is it possible to make it so that two levers have to be switched for a door to open?
#5972 [19:39] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: i forgot dope's server...what was it? lol
#5973 [19:39] <Kealper> haux: yes, check out something called an AND gate
#5974 [19:39] <haux> Thanks.
#5975 [19:39] <Gomth> no
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#5977 [19:40] <Kealper> Gomth: you might have to click the little arrow button down there to show it, it might be hidden
#5978 [19:40] * Wug pokes iguana
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#5979 [19:44] <live2mine> does anyone know another server that isnt laggy
#5980 [19:44] <Gomth> there are no little arrows what so ever. i just see this: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4655542/Minecraft.bmp
#5981 [19:44] <killergut> hmm on my server i cant break anything
#5982 [19:44] <live2mine> anyone know a good server
#5983 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> live2mine smp/servers
#5984 [19:45] <VoxelHead> live2mine: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#5985 [19:45] <VoxelHead> live2mine: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#5986 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Move away from spawn
#5987 [19:45] <parkermcg> Are you away from spawn?
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#5990 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Gomth - Stop me if you've already done this:
#5991 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in your search bar, type in: %appdata%
#5992 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Find the .minecraft folder there
#5993 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> Delete everything inside except for saves (and possibly stats)
#5994 [19:46] <mib_e1mhjh> ok i really need help
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#5996 [19:46] <Kealper> mib_e1mhjh: care to elaborate?
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#5998 [19:47] <parkermcg> I seem to have a problem no one else has, and I've posted to minecraft forums, the notebook review forums, and reddit with no results or solutions. Is there any other place I could go?
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#6000 [19:48] <mib_e1mhjh> i click on the server and it brings me to the control screen but it wont let me join any servers or do single player. what do i do???
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#6003 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> parkermcg - What's the issue?
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#6005 [19:49] <lemon-rev> mib_e1mhjh you useing classic or vinilla ?
#6006 [19:49] <mib_e1mhjh> classic
#6007 [19:49] <Gomth> Thank you GreyVulpine! that fixed it! Thanks a lot!
#6008 [19:49] <Kealper> lemon-rev: beta, not vanilla lol
#6009 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> No problem Gomth
#6010 [19:49] <lemon-rev> well either :P, but yea ok
#6011 [19:49] <mib_e1mhjh> lol
#6012 [19:49] * mib_e5lqo6 [mib_e5lqo6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6013 [19:50] * xales pokes lukegb
#6013 [19:50] <Kealper> although i guess vanilla does still work if you think about it....
#6014 [19:50] <xales> lukegb: D:<
#6015 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#6016 [19:50] <mib_e1mhjh> so lemon wut do i do?
#6017 [19:50] <mib_e5lqo6> is minecraft.net still down?
#6018 [19:50] * mib_qdea7a [mib_qdea7a@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6019 [19:50] * GreyVulpine stabs xales with lukegb's unconscious corpse
#6019 [19:50] <xales> :(
#6020 [19:50] <lemon-rev> hm, ill check mib_e5lqo6
#6021 [19:50] <mib_e1mhjh> ty
#6022 [19:50] <killergut> hmmm i have the monster spawn set to true
#6023 [19:50] <killergut> will they spawn
#6024 [19:51] <mib_e5lqo6> hyee abkdhbsjahdsdk]
#6025 [19:51] <parkermcg> It's a little too long for this box but, basically, After a random amount of time after I start minecraft, it locks up, and starts messing up every application I open unless I hard kill my computer and then restart.
#6026 [19:51] <mib_e5lqo6> IS MINECRAFT.NET STILL DOWN?
#6027 [19:51] <killergut> its up mib
#6028 [19:51] <killergut> for me it is
#6029 [19:51] <Kealper> mib_e5lqo6: NO NEED TO YELL
#6030 [19:51] <lemon-rev> mib_e1mhjh please dont yell or use capitial
#6031 [19:51] <mib_e5lqo6> IM NOT YELLING I LOVE CAPS
#6032 [19:51] * xales kicked mib_e5lqo6 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: 7/16" of an inch is all you need to move your finger to not sound like an idiot: http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
#6033 [19:51] <killergut> lol
#6034 [19:51] <lemon-rev> and no if your not connecting to minecraft.net then somethng is blocking the site from you mib_e1mhjh
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#6036 [19:52] <lemon-rev> mib_e1mhjh if your going to be cap's lock on all the time then no one is going to respond
#6037 [19:52] * mib_iw4hz6 [mib_iw4hz6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6038 [19:52] <mib_e1mhjh> wrong mib lemon
#6039 [19:52] <lemon-rev> oh well
#6040 [19:52] <Kealper> xales: is there a way to show hostnames next to people who were kicked?
#6041 [19:52] <lemon-rev> i just did the tab thing
#6042 [19:52] <mib_e1mhjh> lol
#6043 [19:52] <mib_yn56nl> ,e?
#6044 [19:52] <mib_yn56nl> me?
#6045 [19:52] <xales> Kealper: Probably
#6046 [19:52] <mib_e1mhjh> no
#6047 [19:52] <killergut> so ye will monsters spawn if my monster spawn is set to true
#6048 [19:52] <mib_yn56nl> what did i do
#6049 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Yes
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#6051 [19:53] <killergut> alright...now where are they xD i dont hear groaning or slithering or anything
#6052 [19:53] <mib_e1mhjh> u find out anything yet lemon?
#6053 [19:53] <lemon-rev> mib_yn56nl check your firewall first ok
#6054 [19:53] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server?
#6055 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Wait until night
#6056 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> They'll spawn then
#6057 [19:53] <killergut> its night
#6058 [19:53] <killergut> lol
#6059 [19:53] <parkermcg> Here's a link for some more information http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/327402-minecraft-freezes-doesnt-reopen-until-hard-kill-reboot/
#6060 [19:53] <killergut> i hear peaceful clucking thats all
#6061 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Then run around for a bit
#6062 [19:53] <lemon-rev> mib_yn56nl i dont think classic minecraft works and its not supported by this channel anymore
#6063 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Also, your client setting isn't set to peaceful, right?
#6064 [19:53] <killergut> umm im fine in my dirt hole tahnk you :D
#6065 [19:53] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6066 [19:53] <killergut> no its not its online too
#6067 [19:54] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6068 [19:54] <lemon-rev> mib_yn56nl only if the person or server is aucally running
#6069 [19:54] <Wug> classic minecraft still works. I think.
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#6071 [19:54] <killergut> i saw the octopus in the water
#6072 [19:54] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6073 [19:54] <parkermcg> Ive tried updating to java 64bit and only using normal resolution since then but I still have the same problem.
#6074 [19:54] <lemon-rev> wug not sure people are still trying to use it,
#6075 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_yn56nl - I think the "no response" to you means "no"
#6076 [19:54] <Wug> lemon-rev, http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#6077 [19:54] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6078 [19:54] <Wug> people still use it
#6079 [19:54] <rumpler> is there really spaceships?
#6080 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Where's Vox's "Stop asking" faq
#6081 [19:55] <Kealper> rumpler: no?
#6082 [19:55] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: /k username
#6083 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, too much effort
#6084 [19:55] <Kealper> lol
#6085 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Don't have that aliased to my client
#6086 [19:55] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6087 [19:56] <Wug> then !k username
#6088 [19:56] <Kealper> mib_yn56nl: first of all...stop spamming
#6089 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_yn56nl - No. Stop asking
#6090 [19:56] <mib_e1mhjh> lemon it still wont work
#6091 [19:56] <Kealper> mib_yn56nl: second of all...what server?
#6092 [19:56] <mib_yn56nl> idk
#6093 [19:56] <AG_Scott> .set mode Statistics -v
#6094 [19:56] <lemon-rev> mib_e1mhjh whats the trouble with your end
#6095 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Who the..
#6096 [19:56] <Kealper> Statistics? lol
#6097 [19:56] <parkermcg> So is there anywhere else I could get help?
#6098 [19:56] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: It's my stats bot
#6099 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> stats.. bot?
#6100 [19:56] <mib_yn56nl> can i join the server
#6101 [19:57] * xales kicked mib_yn56nl from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mib_yn56nl)
#6102 [19:57] <Wug> finally
#6103 [19:57] <lemon-rev> thanks
#6104 [19:57] <mib_e1mhjh> it takes me to the control screen insted of game and will not start game
#6105 [19:57] <Kealper> bah, i was typing
#6106 [19:57] <Kealper> couldn't kick him fast enough
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#6109 [19:57] <lemon-rev> mib_e1mhjh what do you mean control screen like control pannel ?
#6110 [19:57] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: http://statistics.minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp.html
#6111 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Ah, okay
#6112 [19:57] <skippydippy> i need mod help
#6113 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Just as long as it doesn't spam anything, we're good.
#6114 [19:58] <mib_e1mhjh> where it tells u the controls
#6115 [19:58] <jamms007> hey i got a problem can someone help???
#6116 [19:58] <AG_Scott> it doesn't even talk
#6117 [19:58] <Kealper> wow Grey....you talk a lot in here lol
#6118 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> jamms007 - With?
#6119 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> >.>
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#6121 [19:58] <skippydippy> GUYS I NEED HELP WITH MODS
#6122 [19:58] <squiggy> hey
#6123 [19:58] <Wug> I get mentioned a lot lol
#6124 [19:58] <AG_Scott> STOP YELLING!
#6125 [19:58] <Wug> we don't provide mod help here
#6126 [19:58] <skippydippy> sorry i ddint notice it was on
#6127 [19:58] <jamms007> okay so, whenever i try to get seeds on minecraft, it never gives me any...
#6128 [19:58] <AG_Scott> Try #risucraft
#6129 [19:58] <squiggy> I need help
#6130 [19:58] <parkermcg> So is there anywhere else I could get help?
#6131 [19:59] <Kealper> i have laods of words-per-line \o/
#6132 [19:59] <Kealper> loads*
#6133 [19:59] <Wug> we have enough issues supporting the official client
#6134 [19:59] <jamms007> any solutions for me? :)
#6135 [19:59] <squiggy> me
#6136 [19:59] <Wug> lol kealper I have most mentions
#6137 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> jamms007 - How are you trying to 'get seeds'?
#6138 [19:59] <lemon-rev> jamms007 dude just keep killing grass it can take a bit yea
#6139 [19:59] <mib_e1mhjh> lemon any solutions?
#6140 [19:59] <AG_Scott> Grey should get paid for this lol.
#6141 [19:59] <Kealper> LOL "Is howie stupid or just asking too many questions? 40.2% lines contained a question!"
#6142 [19:59] <squiggy> anyone?
#6143 [20:00] <jamms007> i make the tool to get grass and then i remove the grass but it never gives seeds
#6144 [20:00] <jamms007> am i doing something wrong?
#6145 [20:00] <Wug> grey spoke 100000 words
#6146 [20:00] <Wug> twice as much as second, xales
#6147 [20:00] <parkermcg> Is there another place to get help other than here, minecraft forums?
#6148 [20:00] <squiggy> I bought the game 4 hours ago and it won't let me play it can anyone help?
#6149 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> jamms007 - hoeing grass doesn't give seeds anymore in 1.6.6
#6150 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> jamms007 - You need to beat at the tall grass
#6151 [20:01] <mib_e1mhjh> grey can u help me?
#6152 [20:01] <jamms007> what?
#6153 [20:01] <jamms007> can u explain more?
#6154 [20:01] <lemon-rev> jamms007 depends on the tool, you dont need at tool i belive at this moment in time for cutting grass but making dirt so you can plant on it yes you have to have a tool for that called a hoe
#6155 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Using a hoe on grass covered dirt blocks, doesn't give seeds anymore
#6156 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> You need to bash at the tall grass in 1.6
#6157 [20:01] <squiggy> can anyone respond?
#6158 [20:01] <Kealper> "xales is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 34 people!"
#6159 [20:01] <Wug> squiggy, wait a day
#6160 [20:01] <killergut> ok my friend keeps trying to connect but it keeps saying timed out
#6161 [20:01] <lemon-rev> squiggy just asked your questions we dont have mind readers here
#6162 [20:01] <Kealper> "xales's faithful follower, Kealper, kicked about 31 people."
#6163 [20:02] <Wug> not greybot?
#6164 [20:02] <jamms007> k ill give that a try thx :)
#6165 [20:02] <Wug> greybot has like 630 kicks
#6166 [20:02] <killergut> he's trying to connect to my server
#6167 [20:02] <xales> Kealper: /alias k kick $0 canteloupe
#6168 [20:02] <Kealper> Wug: total, since that command was made i think
#6169 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> ^
#6170 [20:02] <xales> Kealper: /k for no reason kicks, /kick for with-reason kicks
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#6172 [20:03] <flickk> hi guys
#6173 [20:03] <Kealper> xales: i'm totally doing a random word for my /k and /kb now lol
#6174 [20:03] <mib_e1mhjh> my screen takes me to control panel when i click on servers im using classic and the game wont load? wut do i need to do?
#6175 [20:03] <flickk> can anyone help me with a server problem please?
#6176 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> What problem?
#6177 [20:03] * Kealper will have his random kick message as Toasty O's
#6177 [20:03] <Wug> mib_e1mhjh, change your nickname first
#6178 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_e1mhjh - Try uninstalling, and reinstalling java
#6179 [20:03] <Wug> second, .... what?
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#6181 [20:04] * Kealper kicked AuBot from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Toasty O's)
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#6183 [20:04] <mib_e1mhjh> how
#6184 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_e1mhjh - Using windows?
#6185 [20:04] <Wug> aubot has autorejoin banbanban
#6186 [20:04] <flickk> i have been playing on my server for ages now, ive logged on today
#6187 [20:04] <mib_e1mhjh> yea
#6188 [20:04] <killergut> greyvulpine. my friend is trying to connect to my multiplayer server but it keeps saying timed out ofr him
#6189 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_e1mhjh - Start -> control panel -> uninstall programs
#6190 [20:04] <Kealper> Wug: it's so i can ragekick something without reprecussions if i need to
#6191 [20:04] <Wug> /nick derp
#6192 [20:04] <Wug> ^ changes name to derp
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#6194 [20:05] <flickk> and got error message saying "WARNING] **** FAILED TO BIND TO PORT! [WARNING] The exception was: java.net.BindException: Cannot assign requested address: JVM_Bind [WARNING] Perhaps a server is already running on that port?
#6195 [20:05] <flickk> a server isnt running on it, only the one i just tried to start up
#6196 [20:05] <Kealper> flickk: restart your computer
#6197 [20:05] <flickk> ive just done that
#6198 [20:05] <Wug> flickk, do you have another server running (even if it's crashed and comatose) or a firewall of some sort?
#6199 [20:05] <flickk> to no avail
#6200 [20:05] <flickk> no
#6201 [20:05] <flickk> and no
#6202 [20:05] <Kealper> flickk: then delete server.properties
#6203 [20:05] <Kealper> flickk: and try and start it again
#6204 [20:05] <flickk> ive tried that
#6205 [20:05] <Wug> did you put something on the server-ip line>
#6206 [20:05] <Wug> ?
#6207 [20:06] <flickk> nope
#6208 [20:06] <Wug> if so, clear it
#6209 [20:06] <Kealper> O.o
#6210 [20:06] <mib_e1mhjh> GreyVulpine: i cant find star on it
#6211 [20:06] <Wug> try changing the port to something else
#6212 [20:06] <Kealper> flickk: you don't have any antivirus or firewall software installed?
#6213 [20:06] <flickk> only windows firewall, and live essentials
#6214 [20:06] <flickk> but they were running yesterday
#6215 [20:07] <mib_e1mhjh> GreyVulpine: start*
#6216 [20:07] <Kealper> yesterday implies that it worked before?
#6217 [20:07] <flickk> and i've deleted the server ip completely and still nothing
#6218 [20:07] <flickk> its been working for months
#6219 [20:07] <flickk> and today nothing
#6220 [20:07] <Kealper> wow....hmm...
#6221 [20:07] <Wug> flickk, do you have teamviewer?
#6222 [20:07] <flickk> no
#6223 [20:07] <Wug> mind downloading it>
#6224 [20:07] <Wug> ?
#6225 [20:07] <flickk> what is it?
#6226 [20:07] <Wug> ?? teamviewer
#6227 [20:07] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#6228 [20:07] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#6229 [20:07] <mib_e1mhjh> wug i do could u help me out
#6230 [20:08] <Wug> help you with what?
#6231 [20:08] <Kealper> mib_e1mhjh: what was your issue?
#6232 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_e1mhjh - The start menu? The thing in your lower left corner?
#6233 [20:08] <flickk> i have just thought of one thing ive added to my pc today ..
#6234 [20:08] <Wug> I still have no idea what his problem is
#6235 [20:08] <flickk> which i did wonder if that may have affected it
#6236 [20:08] <Kealper> flickk: what's it called?
#6237 [20:08] <flickk> battle ping, because my wow was really laggy
#6238 [20:08] <mib_e1mhjh> my screen takes me to control panel when i click on servers im using classic and the game wont load? wut do i need to do?
#6239 [20:08] <Wug> try removing it?
#6240 [20:08] <flickk> so i connected to proxy server
#6241 [20:08] <flickk> ok..
#6242 [20:08] <Wug> mib_e1mhjh, are you using internet explorer?
#6243 [20:08] <mib_e1mhjh> yes
#6244 [20:09] <Wug> try a different browser
#6245 [20:09] <Kealper> AG_Scott: when does the statistics page get updated?
#6246 [20:09] <Wug> ?? browser
#6247 [20:09] <Wug> ?? IE
#6248 [20:09] <Kealper> i think it might be fubar/IE
#6249 [20:09] <flickk> ok.. i need to restart to get rid
#6250 [20:09] <Wug> ?? fubar/ie
#6251 [20:09] <flickk> brb guys :) and ty
#6252 [20:09] * Wug kicks voxelhead
#6252 [20:10] <Wug> ?? index
#6253 [20:10] <AG_Scott> Kealper: Every minute
#6254 [20:10] <Wug> ?? win/ie
#6255 [20:10] <Kealper> AG_Scott: neat lol
#6256 [20:10] <Wug> and it sent it to me instead of global
#6257 [20:10] * Wug punts VoxelHead
#6257 [20:11] * Wug punts VoxelHead at AuBot
#6257 [20:11] <Wug> ??> mib_e1mhjh win/ie
#6258 [20:11] <VoxelHead> mib_e1mhjh: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#6259 [20:11] <VoxelHead> mib_e1mhjh: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
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#6261 [20:12] <mib_e1mhjh> im downloading chrome
#6262 [20:12] <killergut> how do i have my friend connect to my server?
#6263 [20:12] <Wug> give him your public ip
#6264 [20:12] <Wug> and the server port
#6265 [20:12] <killergut> public ip?
#6266 [20:12] <Kealper> killergut: if you are unsure of what your external IP is, type !myip
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#6268 [20:13] <killergut> !myip
#6269 [20:13] <Wug> what's his username?
#6270 [20:13] <killergut> ok and the serverport is
#6271 [20:13] <killergut> 25565?
#6272 [20:13] <Wug> unless you changed it
#6273 [20:13] <killergut> ok
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#6276 [20:14] <flickk> hmm.. it works now i've deleted battle ping
#6277 [20:15] <flickk> but... if i dont run battle ping i cant play wow
#6278 [20:15] <flickk> my latency is unbearable because of isp traffic shaping
#6279 [20:15] <flickk> and.. i wasnt even running the program when i tried to run my mc server
#6280 [20:15] <mohawk> i cant run minecraft in the browser or on the launcher, help
#6281 [20:16] <killergut> the my ip thing would be same thing as googling my external ip address?
#6282 [20:16] <killergut> or would it be differnet
#6283 [20:16] <Kealper> flickk: i'm not sure how the program works, but it's probably having a firewall-like effect
#6284 [20:16] <Kealper> killergut: same
#6285 [20:16] <killergut> ok
#6286 [20:17] <mohawk> ive been running it on the minecraft patcher because i was using an HD texturepack
#6287 [20:17] <Wug> force update
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#6289 [20:17] <flickk> tbh im not sure how it works either, one of my wow friends walked me through how to set it up, and it just lowered my latency instantly
#6290 [20:17] <Wug> from the launcher
#6291 [20:17] <flickk> but if i cant play minecraft thats no good, cos i normally run the server for my wow guild when im on wow as well lol
#6292 [20:18] <mohawk> well i can launch it but it goes to the loading screen, then to black...
#6293 [20:18] <gamakichi> Does Minecraft work on Windows Vista?
#6294 [20:18] <Kealper> flickk: and if your ISP is screwing with your WoW stuff....i'd march right to their door and yell at them if i were you lol
#6295 [20:18] <Kealper> ??>> mohawk win/reinst
#6296 [20:18] <flickk> ive tried that
#6297 [20:18] * mib_yhepps [mib_yhepps@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6298 [20:18] <flickk> they're "aware of the problems"
#6299 [20:18] <mohawk> what?
#6300 [20:18] <flickk> trying to sort it
#6301 [20:18] <mib_yhepps> how come my screen is black after i log in?
#6302 [20:18] <Kealper> mohawk: follow what VoxelHead just told you
#6303 [20:18] <gamakichi> Does anyone know if minecraft works on windows vista :l
#6304 [20:18] <Kealper> mohawk: has it worked before?
#6305 [20:18] <Kealper> gamakichi: yes
#6306 [20:19] <flickk> theyre trying to stop p2p downloads, but failing miserable and instead theyre managing to cap all the wow players lol
#6307 [20:19] <mohawk> thats the same problem i hav, it just goes to black after i lg in from the launcher
#6308 [20:19] <mib_yhepps> can someone tell me why my screan is black?
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#6310 [20:19] <gamakichi> Hellooooo?
#6311 [20:19] <xales> ?? patience
#6312 [20:19] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#6313 [20:19] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#6314 [20:19] <Kealper> mib_yhepps: whoops, that has it worked before was meant for you
#6315 [20:19] <mib_yhepps> does it have anything to do with a mod i just downloaded?
#6316 [20:19] <flickk> if your screen is black.. how can u see this?
#6317 [20:19] <xales> ??> mib_yhepps causality
#6318 [20:19] <VoxelHead> mib_yhepps: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#6319 [20:19] <VoxelHead> mib_yhepps: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#6320 [20:19] <Kealper> ??> xales ninja
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#6322 [20:20] <gamakichi> Can someone tell me if minecraft works on vista?
#6323 [20:20] <mib_yhepps> flickk: my minecraft screan is black
#6324 [20:20] <xales> gamakichi: Yes, it does
#6325 [20:20] * mib_4xw0ic [mib_4xw0ic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6326 [20:20] <flickk> wierd
#6327 [20:20] <xales> mib_yhepps: Remove the mod
#6328 [20:20] <gamakichi> thank you
#6329 [20:20] <mib_yhepps> how do i fix it?
#6330 [20:20] <xales> mib_yhepps: Remove the mod
#6331 [20:20] <Kealper> ??> mib_yhepps win/reinst
#6332 [20:20] <VoxelHead> mib_yhepps: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6333 [20:20] <mohawk> its when im running minecraft from the launcher the screen goes black,same, help
#6334 [20:20] <VoxelHead> mib_yhepps: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6335 [20:20] <mib_yhepps> ok, should i just delete the ".minecraft"
#6336 [20:20] <mib_yhepps> folder on my pc?
#6337 [20:20] <mohawk> wait
#6338 [20:20] <mib_yhepps> ??
#6339 [20:20] <mohawk> do you have to delet everything but the saves file to fix it?
#6340 [20:20] <flickk> good luck guys, i've no doubt i'll be back at some point, thanks for the advice :)
#6341 [20:21] <gamakichi> Does it run slower on vista or on windows 7?
#6342 [20:21] <mib_yhepps> i would just delete the whole ".minecraft" folder bro
#6343 [20:21] <mib_yhepps> gamakichi: yes it does
#6344 [20:21] <gamakichi> Awww
#6345 [20:21] <mohawk> need some help here guys...
#6346 [20:21] <gamakichi> :/
#6347 [20:21] <Kealper> mib_yhepps: no, if they did that then they would lose all their saves
#6348 [20:21] <xales> mohawk: Yes, you do
#6349 [20:22] <mohawk> delete all but saves file?
#6350 [20:22] <mib_yhepps> kealper: i know, but its easier that way isnt it?
#6351 [20:22] <Kealper> and gamakichi it does not run slower on vista/7 if your computer is good enough to handle vista/7
#6352 [20:22] <gamakichi> My laptop is windows 7 but considering its a laptop I cant decide if i should have it on my vista PC or laptop....
#6353 [20:22] <Kealper> mib_yhepps: yeah, until they start complaining that the world they were working on for months is gone
#6354 [20:23] <Kealper> gamakichi: why not have it on both?
#6355 [20:23] <mib_yhepps> minecraft is better on pc
#6356 [20:23] <gamakichi> Both?
#6357 [20:23] <gamakichi> why both?
#6358 [20:23] <mib_yhepps> you can downsload it as many times as you want
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#6360 [20:23] <Kealper> gamakichi: onec you buy it, you are not limited to how many computers you can install it on, so you could just try it and see what one runs better
#6361 [20:23] <killergut> ye
#6362 [20:23] <mib_yhepps> so you can play at a frineds?
#6363 [20:23] <mohawk> xales, everything? even mods?
#6364 [20:23] <mib_yhepps> vista runs better in my opinion
#6365 [20:24] <xales> mohawk: yes, everything
#6366 [20:24] <xales> ESPECIALLY mods
#6367 [20:24] <killergut> my friend tried connecting but it said "failed to connect to server. connection timed out:connect"
#6368 [20:24] <mohawk> :O
#6369 [20:24] <Kealper> windows 7 runs MUCH better than vista
#6370 [20:24] <gamakichi> yes
#6371 [20:24] <gamakichi> but
#6372 [20:24] <mib_yhepps> i dissagree :)
#6373 [20:24] <gamakichi> my laptop is windows 7
#6374 [20:24] <gamakichi> :/
#6375 [20:24] <gamakichi> so its a lose lose situation
#6376 [20:24] <Kealper> gamakichi: well....have you bought the game yet or are you deciding to?
#6377 [20:24] <gamakichi> im deciding
#6378 [20:24] <Kealper> gamakichi: you could try the demo
#6379 [20:24] <gamakichi> it looks awsome though...
#6380 [20:25] <Kealper> ?? demo
#6381 [20:25] <mohawk> ok, i deleted everything :l
#6382 [20:25] <gamakichi> where would i get it?
#6383 [20:25] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#6384 [20:25] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#6385 [20:25] <Kealper> gamakichi: read what VoxelHead just said, download it on both computers, see which one runs better
#6386 [20:25] <gamakichi> Ok
#6387 [20:25] <Kealper> gamakichi: generally, OS does not really matter for performance, it really comes down to computer hardware
#6388 [20:25] <Kealper> (matter much, that is)
#6389 [20:26] <killergut> my friend tried connecting to my multiplayer server but it said "failed to connect to server. connection timed out:connect" what do i do
#6390 [20:26] <mohawk> it worked :D thanks guys :3
#6391 [20:26] <Kealper> killergut: did you set up port forwarding?
#6392 [20:26] <mib_yhepps> use hamachi
#6393 [20:26] <Kealper> no! bad!
#6394 [20:26] <killergut> ....damnit what is port forwardig >.>
#6395 [20:26] <Kealper> ?? fubar/hamachi
#6396 [20:26] <mib_yhepps> i dont know how to port forward -.-
#6397 [20:26] <gamakichi> ?
#6398 [20:26] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#6399 [20:26] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
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#6401 [20:26] <Kealper> if you use hamachi, you won't get server support in here >.>
#6402 [20:27] <killergut> ye i wont use taht
#6403 [20:27] <Kealper> now
#6404 [20:27] <killergut> so waht do i use
#6405 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> Amen, mah brothah!
#6406 [20:27] <mib_yhepps> lol
#6407 [20:27] <mib_yhepps> i dont use it
#6408 [20:27] <mib_yhepps> i hurd it works though
#6409 [20:27] <Kealper> port forwarding....first, do you have access to your router?
#6410 [20:27] <mib_yhepps> i dont know how to port forward
#6411 [20:27] <killergut> yes i think :x
#6412 [20:27] <mib_yhepps> i do
#6413 [20:27] <Kealper> ok then, go to http://portforward.com
#6414 [20:27] <gamakichi> Back
#6415 [20:28] <Kealper> when you guys go there, you will see a page that lets you choose your router model from a huge list
#6416 [20:28] <gamakichi> should i trust the source >_>?
#6417 [20:28] <Kealper> do that, and when you click it, it will show an advertisement for PFConfig...skip the ad by clicking the skip link in the top right of the page
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#6419 [20:28] <mib_yhepps> ok
#6420 [20:28] <Kealper> once you skip the ad, scroll down about half way though the page to find "Minecraft Server"
#6421 [20:29] <Kealper> click that, and follow the instructions on that page...don't download ANYTHING from that site, we have the same tools in here for you to use
#6422 [20:29] <Kealper> gamakichi: ok, back to you lol
#6423 [20:29] <Kealper> gamakichi: the source of the demo?
#6424 [20:30] <Kealper> gamakichi: is PCGamer, they are a very well known computer magazine, and Mojang made a demo version for PC Gamer to give out...so yeah, yon can trust it lol
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#6426 [20:32] <mib_yhepps> my router isnt on the list
#6427 [20:32] <Kealper> mib_yhepps: what is your router model?
#6428 [20:33] <mib_yhepps> nevermind i dound it
#6429 [20:33] <mib_yhepps> found*
#6430 [20:33] <mib_yhepps> i was looking under bell but its actually a 2wire
#6431 [20:33] <Kealper> lol
#6432 [20:33] * GreyVulpine cringes
#6432 [20:34] <mib_yhepps> wait, does this work for a classic world?? cause thats what i want
#6433 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#6436 [20:45] <mib_yhepps> i just port forwarded for minecraft, do i need to get the server software now?
#6437 [20:46] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#6438 [20:46] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: i invited you to #mcpaste :(
#6439 [20:46] <spudac> does anyone know what it means when i get an error message saying "internal server error" every time i try to connect to a certain server...
#6440 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> spudac - Most likely a corrupt player.dat profile on that server
#6441 [20:47] <spudac> how do you fix that?
#6442 [20:47] * mib_cs8oog [mib_cs8oog@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6443 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> Get the server admin to delete it
#6444 [20:49] <mib_cs8oog> every time i try to join a server it times out
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#6446 [20:49] <Kealper> mib_cs8oog: try the server smp.shadow-craft.net
#6447 [20:49] <mohawk> i think it happend again...
#6448 [20:50] <mib_cs8oog> thanks
#6449 [20:50] <Kealper> mib_cs8oog: did that server work?
#6450 [20:50] <mohawk> yup :l
#6451 [20:50] <mohawk> i downloaded minecraft patcher and now i cant run minecraft in browser...
#6452 [20:51] <mib_yhepps> once i port forwarded, do i need to get the server software and set it up>
#6453 [20:51] <Kealper> mohawk: because mods won't run in the browser
#6454 [20:51] <mohawk> :O
#6455 [20:51] <Kealper> mohawk: you have to either use the downloaded client, or not use mods
#6456 [20:51] <mib_cs8oog> i think it has something to do with minecraft
#6457 [20:51] <mohawk> does the minecraft patcher still recive the updates such as 1.7?
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#6459 [20:52] <Kealper> mohawk: i would assume it would get updated for 1.7
#6460 [20:52] <eggy> what, talk about 1.7 already?
#6461 [20:52] <Kealper> eggy: apparently :/
#6462 [20:52] <eggy> heh
#6463 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> mohawk: mods are inherently incompatible with any updated to MC until and unless they use the forthcoming mod API
#6464 [20:52] <mohawk> its coming out soon so, does the patcher recive updates?
#6465 [20:52] <mib_cs8oog> what does it mean when it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#6466 [20:53] <mohawk> well all i need to know is if the patcher still gets the updates
#6467 [20:53] <AG_Scott> it means it cant connect to minecraft.net
#6468 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> mohawk: no.
#6469 [20:53] <mib_cs8oog> i know how the hell do i fix it
#6470 [20:53] <mohawk> why doesnt it?
#6471 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - mcpatcher, like all other mods, are maintained by other people. Mojang doesn't do any coding for it
#6472 [20:53] <AG_Scott> You asked what it meant... :/
#6473 [20:54] <mohawk> oh...
#6474 [20:54] <AG_Scott> Has it ever worked before?
#6475 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> If those other people decide to up and stop development on it, they can
#6476 [20:54] <mib_cs8oog> just tell me how i can join a server
#6477 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> So really, we can't answer that question for you mohawk
#6478 [20:54] <mohawk> so to get the updates, you just have to wait fr the person to update the patcher or, just not use mods
#6479 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Right
#6480 [20:54] <mohawk> oh
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#6482 [20:54] <Kealper> mib_cs8oog: has it ever worked before?
#6483 [20:55] <mib_cs8oog> jes
#6484 [20:55] <mib_cs8oog> yes
#6485 [20:56] <Kealper> mib_cs8oog: ok, did you change anything on your computer recently?
#6486 [20:56] <mohawk> so i just have to wait for the person to update the patcher to get 1.7? or any future updates?
#6487 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> Good talk, mic_cs8oog; thanks for playing #minecrafthelp.
#6488 [20:57] <DopeGhoti> mohawk: or better yet, not use any mods.
#6489 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> Yes mohawk, when 1.7 is released for minecraft, you'll need to either stop using that mod, or wait for the modder to update it for 1.7
#6490 [20:57] <mohawk> all im using is toomanyitems, i am kinda getting tired of it tho :l
#6491 [20:57] <mohawk> ok, thanks
#6492 [20:57] <mohawk> again
#6493 [20:57] <DopeGhoti> all the better reason to not use it. Cheers!
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#6495 [20:58] <mohawk> xP
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#6498 [21:03] <ohghwr> I think I need help allocating more memory with my mac.
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#6500 [21:04] <ohghwr> It always says there's not enough memory and I can't find a way to fix it and play
#6501 [21:04] <ferristic> hey, quick question. i just bought the game a few days ago, today's the first day i've gotten to play around with it a lot. just made my first house, and i've seen videos where people have labeled their buildings (i.e 'Garden').. how can I add text to a block/building like that?
#6502 [21:04] <Kealper> ohghwr: does it work in the browser?
#6503 [21:04] <DopeGhoti> ferristic: with a 'sign'
#6504 [21:04] <ohghwr> Only for like, 10 seconds
#6505 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> ferristic -http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Sign
#6506 [21:04] <ferristic> thank you, you two!
#6507 [21:04] <Kealper> ohghwr: and after that, what does it do?
#6508 [21:04] <ferristic> and this game is awesome :D
#6509 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> ferristic: we think so too (:
#6510 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#6511 [21:06] <ohghwr> It says that minecraft has run out of memory
#6512 [21:06] <Kealper> ohghwr: how much memory does your computer have in it?
#6513 [21:11] <ohghwr> 2g total, but only 124mb or something left. Not sure how to allocate more to minecraft, or stop using so much in the first place
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#6515 [21:12] <Ssss> hey guys, how can you play multiplayer? i know what you have to install, but its not working for me
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#6517 [21:12] <ohghwr> I'm using mac osx 10.5.6 if that helps
#6518 [21:13] <Ssss> not really xP
#6519 [21:13] <Ssss> how do you get multiplayer to work is what im asking
#6520 [21:13] <Wug> ssss, what's your account name
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#6522 [21:14] <Ssss> MyFace2, im using minecraft patcher thou
#6523 [21:14] <Wug> !paid myface2
#6524 [21:14] <Ssss> idk if that matters
#6525 [21:14] <Ssss> i bought it
#6526 [21:14] <Wug> yeah lol thats what that test is for
#6527 [21:14] <Ssss> but im playing it on minecraft patcher, because i have a mod installed
#6528 [21:15] <Wug> lots of people waste our time by not having bought it
#6529 [21:15] <Ssss> xP
#6530 [21:15] <Wug> cant you just click multiplayer in the main menu, enter a server, then connect?
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#6532 [21:15] <Wug> if you need a server, try s.nerd.nu
#6533 [21:15] <Ssss> tried it, cant
#6534 [21:15] <Ssss> i know you have to install somthing
#6535 [21:15] <Wug> try that server.
#6536 [21:15] <Ssss> but it doesnt work for me
#6537 [21:16] <Wug> you dont have to install anything to play smp
#6538 [21:16] <Ssss> oh
#6539 [21:16] <Ssss> and what does that stand for
#6540 [21:16] <Wug> try the server s.nerd.nu
#6541 [21:16] <Kealper> survival multi player
#6542 [21:16] <Wug> ^
#6543 [21:16] <Ssss> ah
#6544 [21:16] <Wug> ?? smp
#6545 [21:16] <VoxelHead> smp: Survival Multi-Player
#6546 [21:16] <Ssss> like typ it in for an ip?
#6547 [21:16] <Wug> yes
#6548 [21:16] <Ssss> ok, ill try
#6549 [21:17] <Woz> Hey, I tried to uninstall and then reinstall minecraft, now when I sign in it just says "updating minecraft done loading", but it is only about 80% done, I'd appreciate help.
#6550 [21:17] * Wug pokes aubot
#6550 [21:17] <Ssss> xP
#6551 [21:17] <Wug> woz, reinstall again. not sure what you did but something went wrong
#6552 [21:18] <Wug> you're on windows?
#6553 [21:18] <Ssss> tried, says bad login
#6554 [21:18] <Woz> yes
#6555 [21:18] <Wug> ?? win/reinst
#6556 [21:18] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6557 [21:18] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6558 [21:18] <Kealper> Ssss: restart your client
#6559 [21:18] <Ssss> i can still do smp on minecraft patcher right?
#6560 [21:18] <Woz> thx
#6561 [21:18] <Kealper> Ssss: yes
#6562 [21:18] <Ssss> k
#6563 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> What is this "minecraft patcher"?
#6564 [21:19] <Kealper> mcpatcher i think
#6565 [21:19] <Ssss> restarting is closing, reopening, right...
#6566 [21:19] <Kealper> is what Ssss meant
#6567 [21:19] <Ssss> mod manajer
#6568 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Ah, then yes
#6569 [21:19] <Ssss> manager
#6570 [21:19] <Ssss> ok
#6571 [21:19] <Woz> um, do I delete everything but the saves folder?
#6572 [21:19] <Ssss> yes
#6573 [21:19] <Ssss> everything but save
#6574 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, it just sounds so close to a few pirated minecraft clients, that I get a little... yeah.
#6575 [21:19] <Woz> Thank you
#6576 [21:20] <Ssss> ok, restarted, launch?
#6577 [21:20] <Wug> grey, I checked ssss, he's paid
#6578 [21:20] <Ssss> just playing on a mod manager
#6579 [21:20] <Wug> or he told me a paid account :/
#6580 [21:21] * GreyVulpine nods
#6580 [21:21] <Ssss> but the patcher says unliscensed version
#6581 [21:21] <Ssss> no, that my account..
#6582 [21:21] <Ssss> playing on patcher
#6583 [21:21] <Wug> uuhhh
#6584 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> 1.6 bug, if you paid for it, ignore it
#6585 [21:21] <Wug> we technically don't provide support for mods
#6586 [21:21] <Ssss> it was s.ner.nu?
#6587 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> s.nerd.nu
#6588 [21:21] <Wug> s.nerd.nu
#6589 [21:22] <Ssss> xP
#6590 [21:22] <Ssss> ok
#6591 [21:22] <Wug> its the reddit server
#6592 [21:22] <Wug> I think
#6593 [21:22] * GreyVulpine nods
#6593 [21:22] <Woz> This is the best thing on the internet since google, thanks for the help
#6594 [21:22] <Ssss> bad login, again :l
#6595 [21:22] * Wug forwards compliment to voxelhead's emotion emulator
#6595 [21:23] * VoxelHead is synthetically sympathetic
#6595 [21:23] <Ssss> uh...
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#6597 [21:23] <Ssss> it said bad login again
#6598 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> Try it with a fresh client from minecraft.net
#6599 [21:24] <Wug> ssss, you are using myface2 as the account you're logging in as, right?
#6600 [21:24] <Ssss> yes
#6601 [21:24] <aikaramba> ssssaa
#6602 [21:24] <aikaramba> :D
#6603 [21:25] <Ssss> ...
#6604 [21:26] <Wug> come to #trololo
#6605 [21:26] <Wug> mucho entertaino
#6606 [21:26] <Ssss> me
#6607 [21:26] <Wug> sure
#6608 [21:26] <Ssss> smp?
#6609 [21:26] <Wug> no, its a channel here
#6610 [21:26] <Ssss> ah
#6611 [21:27] <Wug> grey refuses to come because he's no fun
#6612 [21:28] <Wug> the only reason you'd get a bad login is if you havent paid and you
#6613 [21:28] <Wug> 're trying to pull something sneaky
#6614 [21:28] <Kealper> no
#6615 [21:28] <Wug> or if you logged in somewhere else
#6616 [21:28] <Kealper> bad login is caused when the client didn't do the handshake correctly
#6617 [21:28] <Wug> but we're eliminated that
#6618 [21:29] <Kealper> does he have any antivirus software or firewall software installed?
#6619 [21:29] <Kealper> (is his hosts file clean, too?)
#6620 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> Try a clean client..
#6621 [21:29] <Wug> ssss
#6622 [21:29] <Wug> come back here
#6623 [21:29] * GreyVulpine pokes kealper with:
#6623 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> JahKob Jakob Porser
#6624 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> @
#6625 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> @mollstam Well done. Keep on jerking me off.. OUT! I mean out!
#6626 [21:29] <Ssss> bak
#6627 [21:30] <Wug> grey: lolwtf
#6628 [21:30] <Ssss> im back
#6629 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/JahKob/status/80921248808439808
#6630 [21:30] * GreyVulpine snrks
#6630 [21:30] <AG_Scott> lol'd
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#6633 [21:31] <Ssss> im playing in minecraft patcher, it says im logged in from somewhere else
#6634 [21:31] <Kealper> are you logged in from somewhere else? lol
#6635 [21:32] <Ssss> it says this on the patcher, unlicensed copy or logged in from another location
#6636 [21:32] * mib_nd5at5 [mib_nd5at5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6637 [21:32] <Ssss> and i bought it so, i guess im logged in from another location
#6638 [21:32] <Kealper> ehh....methinks you should do away with the mods then?
#6639 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> The more I hear this, the more I think, "illegal client"
#6640 [21:33] <Wug> ^ try that remove mods thing
#6641 [21:33] <Ssss> but me no wanna :3
#6642 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure it's mcpatcher, and not minecraft patcher?
#6643 [21:33] <Wug> .....
#6644 [21:33] <Ssss> im not :l
#6645 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Ssss - Try downloading the official minecraft client from: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#6646 [21:33] <Ssss> "Minecraft Patcher 2
#6647 [21:33] <Ssss> ok :l
#6648 [21:36] <lemon-rev> anyone seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZJr86d2IUo < about pistons and there work on like buildings at 2:40 great effects of pistons
#6649 [21:37] <Kealper> lemon-rev: oh man, have you seen a house that was built with the piston mod? it's friggin COOL
#6650 [21:37] <lemon-rev> nope
#6651 [21:37] <lemon-rev> give mt link ill look it up
#6652 [21:38] <Kealper> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTZMU90CJRU
#6653 [21:38] <Kealper> a house that automatically rebuilds itself
#6654 [21:38] <lemon-rev> ok
#6655 [21:38] <lemon-rev> watching now
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#6657 [21:40] <Weltall> >.> hello again~. I have a question. I am trying to let a friend connect to my server. I tested it myself and works for me. I opened a port in my router. I know I have to give them my own provider ip thingie and not my internal one. Can anyone help me ?
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#6660 [21:41] <Ssss> back
#6661 [21:41] <Weltall> guess no one that is here know about this ^^;;
#6662 [21:42] <Ssss> my computer craped out on me
#6663 [21:42] <Ssss> know about...
#6664 [21:42] <Kealper> hold on Weltall
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#6666 [21:42] <Weltall> oh ok Kealper ^^
#6667 [21:42] <lemon-rev> kealper that is soo f'ing epic :P
#6668 [21:43] <Kealper> ok back
#6669 [21:43] <Kealper> lemon-rev: isn't it? lol
#6670 [21:43] <Ssss> how can you find you ip adress of YOUR place?
#6671 [21:43] <lemon-rev> hahahhaha
#6672 [21:43] <Kealper> if you want to know your own IP, type !myip
#6673 [21:44] <Kealper> so Weltall, type !myip
#6674 [21:44] <Kealper> in here
#6675 [21:44] <Weltall> !myip
#6676 [21:44] <Weltall> yeap thats the one i gave him
#6677 [21:44] <Kealper> type !check
#6678 [21:45] <Weltall> !check
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#6680 [21:45] <Kealper> hmm...is the server running?
#6681 [21:45] <Weltall> yes its up logged in it before a bit
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#6683 [21:45] <Ssss> do any of you guys use mods at all :l
#6684 [21:45] <Kealper> oh, so you can get in? what IP are you using?
#6685 [21:45] <Weltall> maybe i did not open the port right?
#6686 [21:45] <Wug> you probably forwarded to the wrong ip address
#6687 [21:45] <Weltall> i am using my internal ip
#6688 [21:45] <Wug> thats what everyone else does wrong
#6689 [21:45] <Kealper> Ssss: the only thing i use is just a texture pack
#6690 [21:45] <Ssss> oh
#6691 [21:46] <Kealper> Ssss: and even that is the default size, so it requires no mods t ouse
#6692 [21:46] <Kealper> to use*
#6693 [21:46] <nn04> ive got a quick question about block management on a server, should i ask here or at #risucraft?
#6694 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> I just use minecraft like it's meant to be played.. vanilla.
#6695 [21:46] <Weltall> 192.168.1.69 and the port i have put
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#6697 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> nn04 - "Block management"?
#6698 [21:46] <Ssss> cause im thinking of not using mods until i figure out what other people use to allow mods to work on minecraft...
#6699 [21:46] <nn04> yea, i want to replace all of the blocks of a certain type with another block
#6700 [21:46] <nn04> in my whole world
#6701 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> MCEdit would be great for that..
#6702 [21:47] <Ssss> grey, you playing multiplayer now? sounds like you are :l
#6703 [21:47] <nn04> does it work on smp?
#6704 [21:47] <Kealper> lemon-rev: LOL he made a better one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p2Gga6dIWY&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
#6705 [21:47] <lemon-rev> ill look
#6706 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> MCEdit's a map editor, has the find/replace feature
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#6708 [21:47] <Weltall> and it connects for me
#6709 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> Ssss - Was, a few minutes ago.
#6710 [21:47] <Kealper> lemon-rev: it just busts right out of the ground lol
#6711 [21:47] <nn04> o ok, thats what i thought it was, thanks for the help :-D
#6712 [21:47] <lemon-rev> lol ok then :)
#6713 [21:48] <Ssss> ah im gunna play the real MC, and try to do smp
#6714 [21:48] <Ssss> brb
#6715 [21:48] <Weltall> i will check again the router :/
#6716 [21:48] <hvh> my minecraft is not working right
#6717 [21:49] <Kealper> hvh: care to elaborate?
#6718 [21:49] <lemon-rev> lol i love how its built on this one, and its like what i thought the fist one should have been :P
#6719 [21:49] <hvh> it wont let me break any thing like rocks
#6720 [21:49] <Ssss> brb
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#6722 [21:53] <Weltall> me and always rushing. Just forwarded wrong port. Sorry and thank again for the support :)
#6723 [21:53] <hvh> it wont let me break any of the rocks... what should i do..
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#6725 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> hvh - Hold down left click
#6726 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> Or use a pickaxe and hold down left click
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#6731 [22:02] <Wug> lol about weltall... I was right
#6732 [22:02] <Wug> almost
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#6736 [22:07] <killergut> im trying to forawrd the ip adress thing but it doesnt seem to work
#6737 [22:07] <killergut> my friend still cant connect to my server : /
#6738 [22:07] <cjk3000> trying to play the game the error report said that i have to update video card how do i do this
#6739 [22:08] <Kealper> killergut: what IP are you giving him?
#6740 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> cjk3000 - Do you know what video card you have?
#6741 [22:08] <cjk3000> no how can i find out
#6742 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> ??> cjk3000 win/dxdiag
#6743 [22:08] <VoxelHead> cjk3000: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6744 [22:08] <VoxelHead> cjk3000: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6745 [22:08] <killergut> my external one
#6746 [22:09] <killergut> that keeps changing
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#6748 [22:09] <VizioN> hey
#6749 [22:09] * Kealper rawrs
#6749 [22:10] <killergut> maybe i forwared wrong D:
#6750 [22:10] <VizioN> i remember kealper
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#6752 [22:12] <killergut> any clues or ideas?
#6753 [22:12] <VizioN> is chrysler there
#6754 [22:12] <Kealper> killergut: are you sure you forwarded correctly?
#6755 [22:12] <VizioN> its GreyVulpine i remember you remember i wanted the yellow star
#6756 [22:12] <killergut> im not sure
#6757 [22:13] <killergut> i type the 25565 thing
#6758 [22:13] <onix> Totalbiscuit here
#6759 [22:13] <killergut> and do i have to do single or range
#6760 [22:13] <Kealper> killergut: that depends on your router, did you follow the instructions at portforward.com?
#6761 [22:13] <killergut> ye but i might have messed up idk
#6762 [22:13] <killergut> its kinda confsing
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#6764 [22:15] <Kealper> hmm
#6765 [22:15] <Kealper> killergut: is your modem and your router seprate?
#6766 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> 2wires generally aren't
#6767 [22:15] <Kealper> oh, didn't know his router model
#6768 [22:16] <Kealper> ok then
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#6770 [22:16] <Kealper> killergut: does your modem have more than one ethernet port on it? (the one that looks like a big phone plug)
#6771 [22:17] <killergut> ye i have a linksis
#6772 [22:17] <killergut> u want the model?
#6773 [22:18] <killergut> WRT300N
#6774 [22:18] <killergut> linksys
#6775 [22:18] <Kealper> you are using a 2wire and a linksys router?
#6776 [22:18] <killergut> ye
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#6778 [22:18] <Kealper> you should not need two routers, that is your problem :/
#6779 [22:19] <killergut> idk im confused! lol
#6780 [22:19] <killergut> the router
#6781 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> killergut - Got teamviewer?
#6782 [22:19] <killergut> is connectec to the thing in whe wall
#6783 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> One of us could just do this for you
#6784 [22:19] <killergut> ye ok il get on the comp
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#6787 [22:19] <killergut> give me amin
#6788 [22:19] <Ssss> guys i just found a non violent creeper xP
#6789 [22:19] <[L]> I'm not giving you amin
#6790 [22:19] <[L]> Go find it yourself
#6791 [22:20] <Kealper> lol
#6792 [22:20] <Kealper> Ssss: i've seen a few of those before lol, don't punch them :P
#6793 [22:20] <killergut> L i meant like give a minute
#6794 [22:20] <Ssss> yea, have you seen charlie the friendly creeper video?
#6795 [22:21] <VizioN> wheres crysler
#6796 [22:21] <Ssss> if anyone wants to come and see him, s.nerd.nu
#6797 [22:21] <Kealper> !seen crystler
#6798 [22:21] <GreyBot> I found no results for your !Seen query.
#6799 [22:22] <Kealper> !seen chrystler
#6800 [22:22] <GreyBot> I found no results for your !Seen query.
#6801 [22:22] <Kealper> VizioN: nowhere to be found
#6802 [22:22] <Kealper> oh, wait
#6803 [22:22] <Kealper> !seen crysler
#6804 [22:22] <GreyBot> I found no results for your !Seen query.
#6805 [22:22] <Kealper> nope, nowhere to be found
#6806 [22:23] <killergut> ok greyvulpine got teamviwer the id and password
#6807 [22:23] <killergut> do i whisper it to you (dont know how) or just type it here
#6808 [22:23] <Ssss> and i found a freindly zombie to, both near each other
#6809 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, I'm kinda busy right now
#6810 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Kealper, you want this one?
#6811 [22:24] <killergut> i got everything laiid out >.>
#6812 [22:24] <Kealper> ehh.....
#6813 [22:24] <Ssss> what happends to them if it turns dark?
#6814 [22:24] <Kealper> if you insist....
#6815 [22:24] <killergut> the external ip internap ip the website with instructions the linksys configuration for single router
#6816 [22:25] <killergut> just dont know if i did it right.....
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#6818 [22:25] <killergut> how do i whisper you
#6819 [22:25] <Kealper> up top, you should see a thing with my name on it
#6820 [22:26] <oldtopman> Kealper: Whats up?
#6821 [22:26] <Kealper> oldtopman: was talking to someone who wanted to PM me
#6822 [22:27] <oldtopman> ah
#6823 [22:27] <oldtopman> Kealper: I thought what you said translated as "Are you up [awake] [old]top[man]? You shouls see a thing with my name on it."
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#6825 [22:28] <Kealper> lol
#6826 [22:28] <cjk3000> im stuck in paste bin and i cannot find the url
#6827 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> Top of your browser
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#6829 [22:28] <Howie> Is it possible to have two server on one computer if they are from two different routers
#6830 [22:29] <Ssss> anyone want to play smp?
#6831 [22:29] <Howie> L or, Greybot, or Greyvulpine or Kealper
#6832 [22:29] <Howie> u there?
#6833 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> Yes, and yes
#6834 [22:30] <Ssss> grey, was that to me?
#6835 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> No, to Howie
#6836 [22:31] <Howie> Grey im having trouble making the second minecraft server folder, the portforward is done i cant figure out how to make the folder that has like, server properties, the start.command, the whitelist and all that
#6837 [22:31] <Ssss> ah
#6838 [22:31] <Ssss> im going to be afk, smp xD
#6839 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Howie - To be honest, I don't see you being able to host a server on that connection of yours, seeing as how its upload was crap during when I tried to remote to you
#6840 [22:32] <killergut> !check
#6841 [22:32] <Kealper> hmm...
#6842 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Don't forget windows firewall
#6843 [22:32] <Howie> there were 4 other computers on the wifi thats why
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#6845 [22:33] <Howie> there are none on right now
#6846 [22:33] <Kealper> !check 65.3.99.178
#6847 [22:33] <frogonia> hi i can not download my minecraft to my desktop? how do you play it?
#6848 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Why can't you download minecraft to your desktop?
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#6850 [22:34] <frogonia> I dont know. I download minecraft exe and then how do you set it up after that?
#6851 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Can you double click on the .exe?
#6852 [22:35] <frogonia> well ya then it downloads. but it never finishes downloading
#6853 [22:36] <frogonia> i have it in my downloads then i do what?
#6854 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Can you double click on the .exe?
#6855 [22:37] <frogonia> no at the site you download Minecraft.exe to windows. where do you download that to?
#6856 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Anywhere you want to
#6857 [22:37] <frogonia> k then what
#6858 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Run it
#6859 [22:38] <frogonia> i can open it what do i open it with?
#6860 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> rename it, add .exe to the end
#6861 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> then relaunch it
#6862 [22:38] <frogonia> ok i will try that
#6863 [22:39] <frogonia> it worked thanks a bunch :)
#6864 [22:40] <cjk3000> i know what type of card i got what do i do now
#6865 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> care to share the link to the pastebin with us cjk3000?
#6866 [22:41] <cjk3000> where do i find the link on the page
#6867 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> In your browser's address bar
#6868 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> http://www.pastebin....
#6869 [22:42] <cjk3000> ha k
#6870 [22:44] <cjk3000> wFx1PcbD
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#6872 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Good.. god that is an OLD computer
#6873 [22:45] <cjk3000> YA WERE DUE FOR A NEW ONE
#6874 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> Seriously, I don't think minecraft will run on that thing.
#6875 [22:46] <cjk3000> how do i get a refund till i get a new computer
#6876 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> I'd just hang onto minecraft for now until you do get a new computer
#6877 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> You can install minecraft on any computer, it isn't tied to the one computer you purchased it on
#6878 [22:48] <cjk3000> what computer should i get
#6879 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> Any computer of this decade would beat what you have now.
#6880 [22:48] <cjk3000> lol
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#6882 [22:49] <cjk3000> any idea on how much memory ..... and such....
#6883 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> You have 512 megabytes of RAM, nowadays, 4 gigabytes is usually standard
#6884 [22:49] <cjk3000> ha
#6885 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft, on its own, reserves up to a gigabyte of RAM
#6886 [22:50] <cjk3000> so for will be enough for my computer activity and the game
#6887 [22:51] <GreyVulpine> A minimum of 3-4 gigs nowadays is 'safe'
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#6889 [22:52] <cjk3000> thanx for the info hope to be playing soon
#6890 [22:53] <eggy> 3-4
#6891 [22:53] <eggy> wow :|
#6892 [22:53] <Demonskorn> my friend recently updated some stuff on his server and now when we type /help it says "Page 1 of 15" yet we can't figure out how to view the other pages
#6893 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Demonskorn - Sounds like a modded server, running bukkit. have you tried asking in #bukkit?
#6894 [22:56] <Demonskorn> may be, ill try
#6895 [22:58] <It> muahaha
#6896 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> Demonskorn - Have you just tried /help 1, /help 2...
#6897 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> and so on
#6898 [23:00] <Demonskorn> yeh
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#6900 [23:01] <yognaught> Hello?
#6901 [23:02] <Demonskorn> sup
#6902 [23:02] <yognaught> oh hey i need help starting minecraft
#6903 [23:02] <yognaught> whenever i load it a message says it crashed
#6904 [23:03] <yognaught> i can't even go to the main menu without it doing this
#6905 [23:03] <Demonskorn> hm
#6906 [23:03] <Demonskorn> redownload it?
#6907 [23:03] <yognaught> how might i do that?
#6908 [23:03] <Kealper> wait
#6909 [23:03] <Kealper> can you copy the crash text?
#6910 [23:03] <yognaught> (sorry im very new to this)
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#6912 [23:04] <yognaught> nope it just closes the window when i try to
#6913 [23:04] <Kealper> yognaught: did you try to install a texture pack or mods?
#6914 [23:04] <yognaught> yes
#6915 [23:04] <Kealper> which?
#6916 [23:04] <yognaught> and i have installed some before
#6917 [23:04] <Kealper> a texture pack?
#6918 [23:05] <yognaught> no a mod
#6919 [23:05] <Kealper> ?? causality
#6920 [23:05] <VoxelHead> causality: If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#6921 [23:05] <VoxelHead> causality: Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#6922 [23:05] <yognaught> i have downloaded three
#6923 [23:05] <froglegstew> how do i unstall minecraft off my computer i got too many mods and i wanted to redo it from the begining cuz i cant play the game i get a black screen
#6924 [23:05] <Kealper> ??> froglegstew win/reinst
#6925 [23:05] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6926 [23:05] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6927 [23:06] <Demonskorn> could use the browser and see if it works
#6928 [23:06] <Kealper> yognaught: follow what VoxelHead told froglegstew, too
#6929 [23:06] <Kealper> it won't work in the browser if you have mods
#6930 [23:06] <froglegstew> ok ill try
#6931 [23:06] <yognaught> well i have deleted all of my mods out of the folder. i was told it could work
#6932 [23:07] <yognaught> but it doesn't
#6933 [23:07] <Kealper> yognaught: you can't just delete all the mods, you have to reinstall it
#6934 [23:07] <Kealper> yognaught: just do what VoxelHead said :/
#6935 [23:08] <yognaught> ... every folder except for saves...
#6936 [23:08] <yognaught> ?
#6937 [23:08] <Kealper> that's what VoxelHead said...
#6938 [23:08] <yognaught> well i heard that i might have to pay for it again
#6939 [23:09] <Kealper> you can keep stats and screenshots if you want
#6940 [23:09] <Kealper> yognaught: once you buy the game, it's yours forever
#6941 [23:09] <yognaught> hmm
#6942 [23:09] <yognaught> alright
#6943 [23:09] <Kealper> yognaught: you can install it on any number of computers you want, and everything
#6944 [23:09] <yognaught> so....
#6945 [23:09] <yognaught> well then again i am REALLY new to minecraft
#6946 [23:09] <yognaught> :)
#6947 [23:10] <yognaught> i'll see if it works
#6948 [23:10] <Kealper> we all were at one point D:
#6949 [23:10] <froglegstew> my bin didnt get deleted when i cleared it all i tried to reinstall it but nothing was done all i got was a shortcut
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#6951 [23:10] <Kealper> froglegstew: make sure Minecraft was not running when you deleted it
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#6953 [23:10] <froglegstew> it was off
#6954 [23:11] <Kealper> and it still didn't let you delete it? hmm.....try restarting your computer
#6955 [23:11] <Kealper> and then delteing it after it is back on
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#6958 [23:11] <Polish> hi
#6959 [23:11] <froglegstew> ok but then it will allow me to download it again right
#6960 [23:11] <Kealper> froglegstew: yes
#6961 [23:12] <froglegstew> ok thanks
#6962 [23:12] <Kealper> froglegstew: it should redownload everything when you run it again
#6963 [23:12] <Kealper> Polish: ello
#6964 [23:12] <Polish> can someone help me with setting up a minecraft private irc?
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#6966 [23:12] <yognaught> :O
#6967 [23:12] <yognaught> i think its working
#6968 [23:12] <yognaught> .....
#6969 [23:12] <Kealper> Polish: you mean connecting an IRC bot to link the server chat?
#6970 [23:12] <yognaught> <3
#6971 [23:13] <Polish> yes
#6972 [23:13] <yognaught> THANK YOU!!!
#6973 [23:13] <Kealper> Polish: is it a Bukkit plugin?
#6974 [23:13] <Polish> no
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#6976 [23:13] <Polish> its for classic
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#6978 [23:13] <Kealper> Polish: oh...i'm not even sure where i should redirect you for that, then :/
#6979 [23:13] <Polish> oh =(
#6980 [23:13] <Polish> this is beta servers?
#6981 [23:13] <Kealper> Polish: what Classic server are you using?
#6982 [23:14] <Polish> mcstorm
#6983 [23:14] <Kealper> Polish: well, this is help for both classic and beta, but only for the default ones
#6984 [23:14] <Polish> oh
#6985 [23:14] <Polish> i got global set up
#6986 [23:14] <Polish> i just need to make it where i have local set up
#6987 [23:15] <Kealper> yeah, i wouldn't even know where to get support for that
#6988 [23:15] <Polish> oh...
#6989 [23:15] <Polish> ok
#6990 [23:15] <Polish> =(
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#6993 [23:16] <mib_vsap66> hello?
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#6995 [23:16] <Kealper> hi
#6996 [23:17] <mib_vsap66> umm when i downloaded minecraft umm it said i had bad video drive stuff
#6997 [23:18] <Kealper> how old is your computer?
#6998 [23:18] <mib_vsap66> about 9 months
#6999 [23:18] <mib_vsap66> it was new
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#7001 [23:18] <Kealper> hmm...
#7002 [23:18] <Kealper> ?? win/dxdiag
#7003 [23:18] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#7004 [23:18] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#7005 [23:18] <Kealper> mib_vsap66: do what VoxelHead said
#7006 [23:19] <mib_vsap66> sorry im bad at this stuff, whats the Win+r key
#7007 [23:20] <Kealper> gOne2002: you.....worked on a Classic server called Myne?
#7008 [23:21] <Kealper> ?? win/key
#7009 [23:21] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#7010 [23:21] <mib_vsap66> hold on nevermind
#7011 [23:22] <mib_vsap66> i get it
#7012 [23:22] <mib_vsap66> pasting it on pastebin
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#7014 [23:24] <mib_vsap66> i never got a link. where am i going to see it?
#7015 [23:26] <mib_8nfnyo> i went to put on a texture pack and when i duble clicked on it minecraft froze so i exited when i logged back on minecraft had crashed how u fix?
#7016 [23:26] <Kealper> ??> mib_8nfnyo win/reinst
#7017 [23:26] <VoxelHead> mib_8nfnyo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#7018 [23:26] <VoxelHead> mib_8nfnyo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything but the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#7021 [23:34] <Barely> Anyone around?
#7022 [23:34] <Kealper> usually
#7023 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> Nope, all dead
#7024 [23:34] * GreyVulpine stabs Kealper.
#7024 [23:34] <Kealper> i mena
#7025 [23:34] <Kealper> mean*
#7026 [23:34] <Kealper> RAAAWR
#7027 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> Now, all dead.
#7028 [23:34] <Barely> I am not above help from zombies
#7029 [23:34] <Kealper> BRAAAAAAAINS
#7030 [23:35] <Barely> I'm getting the stupid atioglxx.dll error, tried a few things and out of ideas
#7031 [23:35] <xales> Barely: Update your video card driver
#7032 [23:35] <Barely> Make me
#7033 [23:36] <Barely> *cough* I mean I have
#7034 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> Care to give us a dxdiag?
#7035 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> ??> Barely win/dxdiag
#7036 [23:36] <VoxelHead> Barely: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#7037 [23:36] <VoxelHead> Barely: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#7039 [23:36] <VizioN> crysler?
#7040 [23:37] <VizioN> AuBot
#7041 [23:37] <Barely> Okie dokie
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#7044 [23:38] <VizioN> hey
#7045 [23:38] <VizioN> hyg
#7046 [23:38] <VizioN> i
#7047 [23:38] <VizioN> o
#7048 [23:38] <VizioN> o
#7049 [23:38] <VizioN> oo
#7050 [23:38] * xales kicked VizioN from #minecrafthelp (Reason: VizioN)
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#7052 [23:38] * GreyVulpine sighs
#7052 [23:39] <Barely> http://pastebin.com/qjL0pFYz
#7053 [23:39] * Kealper compiles the module
#7053 [23:40] <xales> Barely: Does it work when you run it in your browser?
#7054 [23:40] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#7055 [23:40] * Kealper eats AuBot's brains
#7055 [23:40] <Barely> Let me try real quick
#7056 [23:40] <Kealper> .....fail
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#7058 [23:40] <Vizion> hey
#7059 [23:41] <Vizion> AuBot
#7060 [23:41] <Vizion> can i ask AuBot
#7061 [23:41] <Barely> It worked fine till I installed an ATI card a few weeks ago
#7062 [23:41] <Vizion> a question
#7063 [23:41] <Vizion> y
#7064 [23:41] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#7065 [23:42] <Vizion> u just did
#7066 [23:42] * xales kicked Vizion from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm really tired of the goddamn children in this channel. Grow up.)
#7067 [23:42] * Kealper eats AuBot's brains again
#7067 [23:42] * Kealper stabs AuBot
#7067 [23:42] * xales pokes AuBot with a stick, poking Kealper with AuBot
#7067 [23:42] <xales> :(
#7068 [23:42] <Kealper> too fast
#7069 [23:42] <Kealper> do it again lol
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#7071 [23:43] * xales pokes AuBot with a stick, poking Kealper with AuBot
#7071 [23:43] <Barely> Nope, not running in the browser either
#7072 [23:43] <xales> Try this
#7073 [23:43] <AG_Scott> Kealper: that's that idiot from last night
#7074 [23:44] <Kealper> should i have it wait like 2-3 sec before sending those?
#7075 [23:44] <xales> Right click on your desktop, and click Properties
#7076 [23:44] <Kealper> AG_Scott: which idiot?
#7077 [23:44] <Kealper> (it's bad that i have to ask that)
#7078 [23:44] <xales> Go to Settings, then Advanced, then Troubleshooting
#7079 [23:44] <AG_Scott> the one you opped me to kick
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#7081 [23:44] <Kealper> oh yeah....lol
#7082 [23:44] <xales> Move the hardware acceleration slider to the second-lowest value, with low being on the left
#7083 [23:44] <AG_Scott> he said he was coming back
#7084 [23:44] <xales> Then, see if it works
#7085 [23:44] <AG_Scott> using vizion
#7086 [23:44] <Barely> kk
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#7088 [23:46] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchekp
#7089 [23:46] <Kealper> bah
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#7091 [23:46] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#7092 [23:46] <Barely> Nope, no deal
#7093 [23:46] * Kealper stabs AuBot
#7093 [23:46] <KC> hey im running a mac and it keeps telling me to accept the permissions dialog and allow the applet to continue.....how do i do that to get it to work?
#7094 [23:46] <Kealper> i should make that delay smarter
#7095 [23:48] <xales> KC: Uh, accept it
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#7097 [23:49] <KC> there is no thing that says hey accept this it just went straight to that screen
#7098 [23:50] <xales> KC: Try using a different browser, maybe?
#7099 [23:51] <Kealper> !reload mod_mchelp
#7100 [23:51] <KC> all of them keep saying the same thing gah dang mac
#7101 [23:51] <xales> KC: Word for word, what does it say?
#7102 [23:51] * Kealper stabs AuBot
#7102 [23:52] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :
ACTION of them keep saying the same thing gah dang mac

#7103 [23:52] <Kealper> woh...did my irssi just mess up?
#7104 [23:52] <Kealper> 23:51:54 * all of them keep saying the same thing gah dang mac
#7105 [23:52] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :yes it did
#7106 [23:52] <Kealper> wait a tick
#7107 [23:52] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :there is no chance someone /nicked to all or anything
#7108 [23:53] <Kealper> it doesn't show any nick change recently D:
#7109 [23:53] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :that's because it wasn't recent
#7110 [23:53] <xales> all = lahwran
#7111 [23:53] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :it was like 20 minutes ago
#7112 [23:53] <KC> Please accept the permisions dialog to allow the applet tocontinue the loading process
#7113 [23:54] <Kealper> all: i'm not even sure i want to know, but you could have just mega trolled me
#7114 [23:54] <xales> KC: So..click accept or ok or whatever
#7115 [23:54] <Kealper> !seen all
#7116 [23:54] <all> 3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Kealper: if that confused you, don't join #risucraft - short word nick party in there atm
#7117 [23:54] <GreyBot> I last saw all (~lahwran@2600:3c01::f03c:91ff:fe96:53ea) 1min 16secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: it was like 20 minutes ago
#7118 [23:55] <Kealper> all: lol, you using IPv6 screws with aubot
#7119 [23:55] <KC> there is nothing that says that...its just a screen that says what i told you
#7120 [23:56] <Kealper> all: it just confused the crap out of me because i thought KC just repeated himself and irssi screwed up and stuff lol
#7121 [23:56] <xales> KC: Can you take a screenshot?
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#7124 [23:58] * Kealper aubot askhgaslkgasldjfslgja lfhklfah; ggklajgaklshfasd h;lsgkdjaskldg disregard this, checking something with aubot
#7124 [23:59] <Kealper> yeah, i'm thinking 50ms per char is too slow
#7125 [23:59] <Kealper> 25ms per char! aubot is a really fast typist D: