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#4 [00:43] <dannydooms> hello
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#7 [00:51] <Hawk> hello?
#8 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#10 [00:53] <Hawk> hi
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#12 [00:54] <quiggle> do minecraft worlds transfer on an account from computer tocomputer?
#13 [00:55] <relsqui> quiggle: not on their own; you can move the files to transfer them
#14 [00:55] <quiggle> How? i had them on a labtop now im on my desktop. How do i transfer?
#15 [00:56] <relsqui> hmph, I bet the bot has a good answer for that but I don't know what the trigger would be
#16 [00:56] <Hawk> what does it mean when i get the error "LocalLibrary failed with error 126: The specified module could not be found"?
#17 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> ??> quiggle win/.minecraft
#18 [00:56] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#19 [00:56] <relsqui> quiggle: copy the world files out of your .minecraft directory; I don't know the specific path offhand because I'm not on a computer with ... thanks GreyVulpine ;)
#20 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Transfer it from one computer, to the other
#21 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Hawk - Huh? Where are you getting this error? How are you getting it? Is it the full error?
#22 [00:57] <quiggle> thanks ill go try it
#23 [00:59] <Hawk> yes, when i start minecraft. As soon as i log in the error comes up when its done loading.
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#26 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#27 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Hawk - I'd start with reinstalling your video drivers, if it still persists, try uninstalling and reinstalling java
#28 [01:02] <Hawk> ok.
#29 [01:02] <Hawk> although, i don't think its java//
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#31 [01:04] <ferristic> sup again
#32 [01:04] <Hawk> does it matter which launcher i download for windows? i downloaded the second one because it could not understand what file the first download was...
#33 [01:05] <ferristic> so i'm still working with minecarts. i'm trying to make it so that hitting a stone button will make it start the ride, but even when I START the minecart on powered rails which turn on when the stone button is pressed, it doesn't start going. any ideas or hints? :D thanks
#34 [01:07] <mib_eeca1m> Vulpine, you there?
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#36 [01:09] <misterserious> hello
#37 [01:09] <misterserious> can anyone help with a problem?
#38 [01:10] <relsqui> only if you tell us what it is :)
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#40 [01:10] <kermi> hey
#41 [01:10] <misterserious> Ok, so im trying to download a texture pack, but I can't open my texture pack folder in the game
#42 [01:11] <kermi> What's this about a bad video card I just bought the game and i can't play it >:(
#43 [01:12] <Hawk> GreyVulpine, i tried doing what you said, no use, still gives me the error..
#44 [01:12] <kermi> can someone please help me with the bad video card error???
#45 [01:12] <misterserious> yum yum yum
#46 [01:13] <kermi> This is really pissing me off. I wasted money on this shitty game that doesn't work! :(
#47 [01:13] <misterserious> you probably need a new graphics card?
#48 [01:13] <kermi> yep.
#49 [01:13] <misterserious> its a cool dame
#50 [01:13] <misterserious> game*
#51 [01:14] <kermi> I don't wanna buy one i wasted all my money on the game -.-
#52 [01:14] <misterserious> lol\\\
#53 [01:14] <kermi> Am i able to get a refund or something at least :P
#54 [01:14] <misterserious> idk...
#55 [01:14] <misterserious> i need help myself
#56 [01:15] <Hawk> i feel the same way kermi, the game looks cool, just i can't play it at the moment..
#57 [01:15] <kermi> Yep :|
#58 [01:15] <ferristic> i had bad video card error with my NEW video card
#59 [01:15] <ferristic> just updated my drivers
#60 [01:15] <ferristic> and it worked fine
#61 [01:15] <Hawk> whats your error kermi?
#62 [01:15] <kermi> Bad video card.
#63 [01:16] <Hawk> ahh
#64 [01:16] <kermi> Is there any administrators or whatever i need help? :|
#65 [01:16] <Hawk> mines is some weird message...
#66 [01:17] <kermi> This is what i get for trusting foreigners :(
#67 [01:17] <Kealper> uhh
#68 [01:17] <Kealper> rawr
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#70 [01:18] <Hawk> just wait kermi..
#71 [01:18] <Kealper> if you need help, speak now or forever hold your peice
#72 [01:18] <Hawk> what does "LocalLibrary failed with error 126: The specified module could not be found" mean?
#73 [01:18] <kermi> i need help!!! :(
#74 [01:18] <kermi> How do i fix the bad video card message when i start minecraft?
#75 [01:18] <Kealper> kermi: update your graphics card drivers
#76 [01:19] <kermi> How?
#77 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> kermi - What operating system are you on?
#78 [01:19] <Kealper> Hawk: what operating system do you use?
#79 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> windows? mac? linux?
#80 [01:19] <kermi> Windows xp
#81 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> Could you please give us a dxdiag kermi?
#82 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> ??> kermi win/dxdiag
#83 [01:19] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#84 [01:19] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#85 [01:20] <kermi> Hmmm..
#86 [01:20] <Kealper> Hawk: where do you see that message, anyways? is there more to the error report than that?
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#88 [01:21] <mib_ipq052> ehhh
#89 [01:21] <kermi> On the minecraft screen when i start it.
#90 [01:21] <mib_ipq052> help please
#91 [01:21] <Hawk> Windows Vista...
#92 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Could you please give us a dxdiag, we'll know what video card you have, and go from there
#93 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - With?
#94 [01:21] <mib_ipq052> my texture pack folder wont open
#95 [01:21] <kermi> I don't know how -.-
#96 [01:22] <Hawk> When i start the Launcher and log in, it loads up and then the error comes up.. and yes that is the full error ..
#97 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Go to your start menu, in the run command, type in: dxdiag
#98 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Mac?
#99 [01:22] <kermi> okay.
#100 [01:22] <mib_ipq052> yes
#101 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Your texturepack folder will be at ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/texturepacks
#102 [01:22] <Kealper> Hawk: wow...that's not helpful at all then....well, has it worked before?
#103 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> kermi - There, you'll want to "Save all information" in the lower right
#104 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Once you save it on your desktop, you'll open it, copy everything inside, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#105 [01:23] <Kealper> Hawk: and by that, i mean the error, not you lol
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#107 [01:23] <kermi> okay
#108 [01:23] <Hawk> nope, first time, java is fines, graphic card is fine... i have searched for a long time for a answer to this..with little hope :\
#109 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Then give us the address at the top of your browser once you press the submit button
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#111 [01:23] <mib_ipq052> whoa...how do i get there? what do you mean library?
#112 [01:24] <Kealper> Hawk: well, what have you tried already so i don't just repeat something you might have tried
#113 [01:24] <Hawk> i am lost to be honest, i have restarted minecraft, re downloaded the launcher..
#114 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ipq052 mac/.minecraft
#115 [01:24] <VoxelHead> mib_ipq052: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#116 [01:24] <Hawk> restarted my computer..
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#118 [01:25] <Hawk> does it matter what launcher i down load (i get the same message when i try to play on the website too)
#119 [01:25] <kermi> http://pastebin.com/Yp4HwT4Y I think that's it.
#120 [01:25] <mib_ipq052> THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!
#121 [01:25] <Kealper> Hawk: ok, first try reinstalling Java by going in to Programs and Features in the Control Panel and axing anything with the name "Java" in it
#122 [01:26] <Kealper> Hawk: when you've done that, tell me
#123 [01:26] <Executation> Evening. Are you discussing the "failed login" error?
#124 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Wow, that's a fairly old comptuer
#125 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Executation - Nope, if you want to fix that error, go to:
#126 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#127 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> And reset your password there, make sure to use only letters and numbers
#128 [01:27] <kermi> me?
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#130 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Hmm, try this:
#131 [01:27] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: Should I bring the pastebot in here?
#132 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#133 [01:27] <mib_ipq052> now what do i do...its not showing up in the game
#134 [01:27] <AG_Scott> The changes haven't been made yet though
#135 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Go to mods and texture packs, it should be listed in there
#136 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> AG_Scott - I think we'll be good for now
#137 [01:27] <mib_ipq052> its not D:
#138 [01:27] <Executation> Thank you Grey' my password has special characters in it
#139 [01:28] <Executation> i'll go change it
#140 [01:28] <AG_Scott> okay. i'll try to get damian to make the needed changes tomorrow.
#141 [01:28] <Libraryadict> Where do I report a problem with a server?
#142 [01:28] <AG_Scott> Like a specific server?
#143 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> Libraryadict - All servers are run by their server admins, it's not governed by Mojang or any body
#144 [01:28] <Libraryadict> a "test" server advertised in minecrafthelp topic
#145 [01:29] <Libraryadict> i mean smp
#146 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> There's a test server in our topic?
#147 [01:29] <AG_Scott> I should setup a test server.
#148 [01:29] <Libraryadict> 50.22.36.131:25580 - Minecraft PvP Survival w+ McMMO || 46.105.108.4 - Test Server! 24GB!'
#149 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> That's.. not one we advertise.
#150 [01:29] <Hawk> Kealper, ok, i am doing that now, just taking a while.
#151 [01:29] <Kealper> that's in #smp
#152 [01:30] <Libraryadict> yere.
#153 [01:30] <mib_ipq052> nhhhhhhhhhhh
#154 [01:30] <Libraryadict> I corrected that
#155 [01:30] <AG_Scott> Oh he's talking about #smp
#156 [01:30] <mib_ipq052> ahhh
#157 [01:30] <Libraryadict> <Libraryadict> i mean smp
#158 [01:30] <Executation> I'm happy to report that i have successfully logged in after removing special characters from my password
#159 [01:30] * GreyVulpine nods at Executation
#159 [01:30] <mib_ipq052> idk how to make them work
#160 [01:30] <kermi> GreyVulpine: isn't minecraft.jar for Linux??
#161 [01:30] <Executation> Goodnight!
#162 [01:30] <Kealper> kermi: no, it works on all OSes
#163 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Just follow the directions and you'll be fine
#164 [01:30] * Kealper waves
#164 [01:30] <Kealper> bah
#165 [01:31] <kermi> Okay.
#166 [01:32] <mib_ipq052> nooooo what do i do
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#168 [01:32] <Hawk> Kealper, still get the error :\
#169 [01:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - What do you mean?
#170 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - If you're using just a standard texture pack, just place the .zip file in the texturepacks folder
#171 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> It'll show up when you click on mods and texture packs in-game
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#173 [01:33] <mib_ipq052> thats what i did but none of them are showing u[
#174 [01:33] <mib_ipq052> up*
#175 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> What texture pack did you download? Can you shoot me a link?
#176 [01:33] <kermi> I still got the error
#177 [01:34] <Kealper> Hawk: did you reinstall java from their website afterwards?
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#179 [01:34] <mib_ipq052> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/173682-bamt4st1c-v165-16x16-beta-166-updated-270511/
#180 [01:34] <kermi> GreyVulpine It didn't work.
#181 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Could you try going here, and using intel's driver update utility
#182 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> ??> kermi gpu/intel
#183 [01:35] <VoxelHead> kermi: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#184 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - You placed only the file you downloaded into ~/library/application support/minecraft/texturepacks, right?
#185 [01:35] <GreyVulpine> You didn't unzip it, right?
#186 [01:36] <mib_ipq052> i dont think so, just dragged it over
#187 [01:37] <kermi> I'm confused.. ?
#188 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> kermi - Go to http://downloadcenter.intel.com/ and use intel's driver update utility
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#190 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Hmm, could you try a different texture pack? See if it does the same thing?
#191 [01:39] <mib_ipq052> yes
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#194 [01:40] <Hawk> still gives me the error Kealper..
#195 [01:40] <CaptRamen> need help
#196 [01:40] <Hawk> :'(
#197 [01:40] <CaptRamen> =/
#198 [01:40] <Kealper> Hawk: did you reinstall java from their website afterwards?
#199 [01:41] <CaptRamen> minecraft black screen
#200 [01:41] <Hawk> yup.
#201 [01:41] <Kealper> CaptRamen: has it worked before?
#202 [01:41] <CaptRamen> nope just got it tonight
#203 [01:41] <Kealper> Hawk: Try following the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#204 [01:41] <Kealper> Hawk: although that is unlikely to fix the issue, it should spit out some more detailed info into a cmd window
#205 [01:42] <Kealper> CaptRamen: how old is your computer?
#206 [01:42] <CaptRamen> not old
#207 [01:42] <Kealper> CaptRamen: have you tried inside the browser? or just the client?
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#209 [01:43] <Hawk> ok.
#210 [01:43] <CaptRamen> both
#211 [01:43] <mib_ipq052> still a no go
#212 [01:43] <Kealper> CaptRamen: go in to the browser version, when it goes black, leave it there and tell me
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#214 [01:44] <CaptRamen> it white
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#216 [01:44] <MirrorMage11> Hello I need help
#217 [01:44] <CaptRamen> its*
#218 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Strange, you're going to /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft/texturepacks, right?
#219 [01:44] <Kealper> CaptRamen: close enough...hopefully....do you see a little white coffee cup icon in the bottom right of your screen, by your computer's clock?
#220 [01:44] <Kealper> ??> MirrorMage11 ask
#221 [01:44] <VoxelHead> MirrorMage11: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#222 [01:45] <VoxelHead> MirrorMage11: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#223 [01:45] <MirrorMage11> Everytime I try and load Minecraft it stops at a screen and it says you have not installed right plugin/
#224 [01:45] <MirrorMage11> What do I do?
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#226 [01:45] <CaptRamen> no i dotn see that
#227 [01:45] <Hawk> ahh! Kealper, would it matter if i download it as a Jar.?
#228 [01:45] <MirrorMage11> I can't play the game
#229 [01:45] <CaptRamen> dont*
#230 [01:45] <Kealper> Hawk: it shouldn't...lol
#231 [01:45] <Kealper> ??> MirrorMage11 getjava
#232 [01:45] <VoxelHead> MirrorMage11: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#233 [01:46] <Weltall> Hey there people. I want to ask if its possible to load a texture pack without having to alter minecraft.jar
#234 [01:46] <Kealper> CaptRamen: you might have to click the little arrow button down there, it could be hidden
#235 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> Yes, just place it in your texturepacks folder Weltall
#236 [01:46] <mib_ipq052> ya
#237 [01:46] <CaptRamen> nope i just updated java
#238 [01:46] <CaptRamen> is it not tryn to run with the game?
#239 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Can you try saving the file directly into the folder?
#240 [01:47] <Kealper> CaptRamen: you said you tried the downloaded client, too...right?
#241 [01:47] <CaptRamen> yes like10 times
#242 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Also, you're restarting minecraft after putting in the texture pack, right?
#243 [01:47] <CaptRamen> wait java just came up
#244 [01:47] <kermi> downloading some stuff :P
#245 [01:47] <mib_ipq052> ya
#246 [01:48] <Weltall> I did both in a separate folder and just the files straight in the texture pack folder. No options come up in game :/ Maybe the texture pack is old?
#247 [01:48] <CaptRamen> idk if its doing anything
#248 [01:48] <Kealper> CaptRamen: so..what java? the little java icon? or is the game working?
#249 [01:48] <MirrorMage11> When I try to reinstall Java, it says Error 1723. There is a problemm with this Windows Installer package. A DLL required for this install to complete could not be run.
#250 [01:48] <ferristic> Hey, can I make a stone button last longer than a second or so?
#251 [01:49] <CaptRamen> a java icon came up in the hide arrow
#252 [01:49] <ferristic> I'm trying to make it so that when I push this button, my front door opens, but I need time to get out :P
#253 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> ferristic - Yes, run it through some repeaters.
#254 [01:49] <ferristic> Repeaters..hm.. thanks!
#255 [01:49] <Kealper> CaptRamen: ok, right click it, and select to open the console
#256 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> ferristic - Have two redstone lines, one going straight through, and the second in parallel, going through repeaters
#257 [01:49] <CaptRamen> kk
#258 [01:49] <Hawk> Keapler, i might of done something wrong, as soon as i run what it said, it closes down :O...
#259 [01:49] <mib_ipq052> still not working
#260 [01:50] <MirrorMage11> When I try to reinstall Java, it says Error 1723. There is a problemm with this Windows Installer package. A DLL required for this install to complete could not be run
#261 [01:50] <Kealper> Hawk: did you put "pause" on the second line of the .bat file?
#262 [01:50] <ferristic> Ah, I see. I'll try that. Never used repeaters before, so I'll be sure to come back if I need help again. Thanks! You guys are really helpful.
#263 [01:50] <Kealper> CaptRamen: is the java console open?
#264 [01:50] <CaptRamen> yes
#265 [01:50] <Kealper> CaptRamen: hit the "Copy" button, say when you've done that
#266 [01:50] <Weltall> @.@
#267 [01:50] <MirrorMage11> When I try to reinstall Java, it says Error 1723. There is a problemm with this Windows Installer package. A DLL required for this install to complete could not be run
#268 [01:50] <MirrorMage11> When I try to reinstall Java, it says Error 1723. There is a problemm with this Windows Installer package. A DLL required for this install to complete could not be run
#269 [01:51] <Weltall> ^^;;;
#270 [01:51] <CaptRamen> k
#271 [01:51] <Kealper> CaptRamen: Please put the whole thing on http://pastebin.com and then give the URL to that paste in here.
#272 [01:51] <CaptRamen> hitcopy
#273 [01:51] <Weltall> Mirror are you on windows 7?
#274 [01:51] <MirrorMage11> Yes.
#275 [01:51] <Kealper> MirrorMage11: sounds like you might have something screwed with your installation of Windows then :/
#276 [01:51] <mib_ipq052> ya, still not working
#277 [01:51] <MirrorMage11> So what do I do?
#278 [01:51] <Kealper> MirrorMage11: reinstall windows
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#280 [01:51] <MirrorMage11> How to do that?
#281 [01:52] <MirrorMage11> Do I need a special disk?
#282 [01:52] <Hawk> k, now what kealper?
#283 [01:52] <Weltall> http://www.thewebatom.net/content/scripts/cc/click.php?id=24
#284 [01:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Hmm, are you sure the texturepack doesn't appear in mods and texture packs?
#285 [01:52] <Weltall> go there Mirror
#286 [01:52] <Weltall> it wil lremove anything left from your java
#287 [01:52] <Kealper> MirrorMage11: that's out of the scope of this channel, and if you have to ask that, then you should probably have your local computer nerd or local computer shop do it for you
#288 [01:53] <MirrorMage11> Oh really?
#289 [01:53] <MirrorMage11> So I cannot re-install myself?
#290 [01:53] <Kealper> MirrorMage11: you could i gues
#291 [01:53] <Kealper> guess*
#292 [01:53] <Weltall> ahem anyway back to the question.. I found a texture pack but its not 1 file its many files ina zip. Is there any way to install it without altering minecraft.jar =p
#293 [01:53] <MirrorMage11> hold on
#294 [01:53] <Kealper> Hawk: ok then, back to you
#295 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> Weltall - Just move the .zip file into your texturepacks folder
#296 [01:54] <mib_ipq052> ya, still only has the default
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#298 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> Weltall - The texturepacks folder, is located here in windows:
#299 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> Weltall win/.minecraft
#300 [01:54] <VoxelHead> Weltall: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#301 [01:54] <Kealper> Hawk: did it start up and throw stuff into the black cmd window?
#302 [01:54] <Weltall> I foud nthe folder. There is an ingame button
#303 [01:54] <Hawk> yup
#304 [01:54] <Weltall> Just did not know i have to throw in there the zip
#305 [01:54] <Weltall> thanks :)
#306 [01:55] <Kealper> Hawk: ok, right click the cmd window and select Mark
#307 [01:55] <Hawk> k
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#309 [01:55] <Kealper> Hawk: when you do that, hold the left mouse button down and drag it over all the text in the window to higlight it, then press the enter key
#310 [01:55] <Hawk> k
#311 [01:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - I don't know what to tell you then. placing the file into texturepacks should work..
#312 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - As long as it's in your profile's library/application support/minecraft folder, it should appear
#313 [01:56] <Kealper> Hawk: that should have put the contents of the cmd window into your clipboard, head to http://pastebin.com and paste it in to there and give the URL to that page in here
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#315 [01:57] <Hawk> hmm didn't seem to work..
#316 [01:57] <mib_ipq052> could i try to re install minecraft?
#317 [01:57] <Kealper> Hawk: it didn't copy correctly?
#318 [01:57] <Hawk> i think so, its not pasting
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#320 [01:57] <Hawk> no it copied, just won't paste to that site :O?
#321 [01:58] <Kealper> Hawk: O.o
#322 [01:58] <Hawk> i know strange..
#323 [01:58] <Kealper> Hawk: press ctrl+c and see if it spits out a spam into here then
#324 [01:58] <Kealper> ctrl+v* sory
#325 [01:58] <Kealper> sorry* bah
#326 [01:58] <Kealper> my typing sucks atm, i must need more coffee
#327 [01:58] <mib_ipq052> haha
#328 [01:58] <Hawk> its fine lol, there we go :D
#329 [01:59] <Hawk> http://pastebin.com/Y6hZj8Ur
#330 [02:00] <Kealper> that's odd
#331 [02:00] <Hawk> hmm?
#332 [02:00] <Kealper> that minecraft.jar was downloaded from the site, and not out of your .minecraft folder, correct?
#333 [02:00] <Hawk> yes
#334 [02:00] <Hawk> but mine didn't come as a jar. though...
#335 [02:01] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: rawr
#336 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> rawr?
#337 [02:01] <mib_ipq052> so should i reinstall minecraft?
#338 [02:01] <Kealper> minecraft not being able to find the LauncherFrame class, even though it's the correct .jar and not the .minecraft jar
#339 [02:01] <Kealper> that dun sound normal
#340 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> Are.. you sure about that?
#341 [02:01] <mib_ipq052> Grey
#342 [02:02] <mib_ipq052> idk...am i?
#343 [02:02] <mib_ipq052> should i
#344 [02:02] <mib_ipq052> ?
#345 [02:02] <Hawk> not sure i have the right jar ^_^
#346 [02:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - I'd double check the path that you're placing the texture pack in, make absolutely sure it's in /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#347 [02:02] <Kealper> ??> Hawk nix/client
#348 [02:02] <Kealper> bah
#349 [02:03] <Kealper> ??> Hawk linux/client
#350 [02:03] <VoxelHead> Hawk: (linux/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar
#351 [02:03] <Kealper> Hawk: although that says Linux, it should still work...download that file and try the .bat with it
#352 [02:04] <mib_ipq052> yep, its not working...
#353 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipq052 - Do you happen to have teamviewer? It's a remote desktop program, would allow me to see what you're actually doing
#354 [02:05] <mib_ipq052> yes i do!
#355 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> Mind letting me on, just to see?
#356 [02:05] <mib_ipq052> sure thing
#357 [02:05] <Hawk> hmm..
#358 [02:06] <mib_ipq052> how should i send it to you?
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#360 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> /msg greyvulpine stuff goes here
#361 [02:06] <mib_ipq052> what?
#362 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> .. or just click on my name at the top right corner, and choose PM
#363 [02:07] <Hawk> ok Kealper, i copied the new thing, what now?
#364 [02:08] <Kealper> Hawk: throw it on pastebin.com again so i can see if it's the same issue with the new one
#365 [02:08] <Hawk> http://pastebin.com/KBcGLmAi
#366 [02:08] <Kealper> Hawk: was that after it logged in and went black?
#367 [02:09] <Hawk> mhm
#368 [02:09] * Kealper scratches his head
#368 [02:09] <Kealper> ??> Hawk win/dxdiag
#369 [02:09] <VoxelHead> Hawk: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#370 [02:09] <VoxelHead> Hawk: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#371 [02:11] <JonMW> Does this channel offer help on general construction tips? For example, is there some easy way to do a fall-damage trap that will ALSO shunt the drops away with a water flow?
#372 [02:12] <Hawk> http://pastebin.com/h7nL7376
#373 [02:13] <mib_ipq052> YOURE AWESOME!!!!
#374 [02:13] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#374 [02:13] <mib_ipq052> hahaha, u know ur awesome
#375 [02:14] <Kealper> Hawk: try going to http://ati.com and installing the latest graphics drivers from there, your computer should play it fine
#376 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> I'll take that as a win. Thanks.
#377 [02:14] <mib_ipq052> np!
#378 [02:16] <Hawk> so why am i getting an error?
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#380 [02:17] <Kealper> Hawk: well....that's the thing, i don't know...there is nothing descriptive in your original error, the debug thing shows no problems....that's why i say it should run :/
#381 [02:17] <Hawk> :\
#382 [02:18] <Hawk> downloading a graphic driver, hope it works..
#383 [02:18] <Hawk> i guess this isn't a common problem :O
#384 [02:19] <GreyVulpine> This is the first time I've seen it
#385 [02:19] <Kealper> not really lol
#386 [02:19] <JonMW> I'll try a more general question. How far does a mob have to fall to definitely take 10+ hearts damage when landing in one layer of water (with something solid directly underneath that)?
#387 [02:19] <Kealper> JonMW: like 30+ blocks
#388 [02:19] <Kealper> actually
#389 [02:19] <Kealper> with water...
#390 [02:20] <JonMW> I understand it's 23 precisely to do 10 hearts with no water.
#391 [02:20] <Kealper> probably farther....water has been changed in 1.6 it seems
#392 [02:20] <Kealper> if you're going to have water at the bottom...make the drop as tall as you feel you can lol
#393 [02:20] <Libraryadict> Im in lava, not my save (downloaded), no mods loaded. Yet I take no fire or lava damage?
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#395 [02:21] <Libraryadict> no damage at all.
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#397 [02:21] <JonMW> Oh well, I guess I'll have to experiment instead. I hope that testing with myself will be a suitable replacement for a mob
#398 [02:21] <JonMW> (otherwise I'll have to use tamed wolves)
#399 [02:22] <Kealper> the latter would be unfortunate lol
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#401 [02:22] <mib_enlxh8> hello
#402 [02:23] <nothing> can some one help me plz!!!!!
#403 [02:23] <Kealper> ?? ask
#404 [02:23] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#405 [02:23] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#406 [02:24] <nothing> ok jeez
#407 [02:24] <nothing> everytime i click minecraft.exe it says cannot create java virtual machine or somethin along those lines
#408 [02:24] <Kealper> nothing: Try following the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#409 [02:25] <nothing> thank u
#410 [02:25] <Hawk> hmm
#411 [02:25] <Hawk> still not working..
#412 [02:25] <Hawk> ...sniffle..
#413 [02:25] <nothing> what?
#414 [02:25] <Kealper> Hawk: :/
#415 [02:26] <Kealper> Hawk: this is just a crapshoot...but....
#416 [02:26] <Kealper> ??> Hawk win/profile
#417 [02:26] <VoxelHead> Hawk: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#418 [02:26] <VoxelHead> Hawk: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#419 [02:26] <Hawk> k
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#423 [02:31] <nothing> hey that page didnt help me :(
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#426 [02:32] <nothing> it still says cannot create java virtual machine
#427 [02:33] <mib_dguxe7> I've downloaded the game and logged in, im running it but the screen goes black any help?
#428 [02:34] <Hawk> still no use :\
#429 [02:34] <Hawk> oh well
#430 [02:34] <Hawk> Thank you for your help and time, do you know any place i could try next?
#431 [02:37] <mib_dguxe7> HELLO NO ONE"S TALKING TO ME
#432 [02:37] <mib_dguxe7> :(
#433 [02:37] <mib_dguxe7> OMG
#434 [02:37] <Hawk> i believe they are all afk?
#435 [02:38] <mib_dguxe7> ahhhhh fark
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#439 [02:43] <pirateofae> hello?
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#441 [02:43] <pirateofae> Would like some help on how to host a MC sever.
#442 [02:44] <pirateofae> Is anyone there?
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#444 [02:47] <pirateofae> ?
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#455 [03:08] <mib_d52doy> matt
#456 [03:08] <mib_d52doy> when i try to go to server java does not pop up, any solutions
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#458 [03:11] <mr_wibble> the in browser menu wont show
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#461 [03:21] <kkk> Can anyone help me? im getting this error for my server http://pastebin.com/GJ7MMqg8
#462 [03:21] <GreyVulpine> May want to ask in either #bukkit or #permissions
#463 [03:21] <kkk> noone is there :(
#464 [03:22] <GreyVulpine> I have pretty much no experience with bukkit, sorry.
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#479 [04:11] <JonMW> For those of you that were interested in my question earlier, I finally did the experiment. Result: a fall of 40 blocks into a puddle one tile deep results in no damage
#480 [04:12] <JonMW> implying that I can't have water at all at the bottom of my fall-damage trap.
#481 [04:13] <Kealper> guess that was changed then :/
#482 [04:13] <Kealper> used to be able to
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#486 [04:25] <mib_38za59> ummm i bought the game where it said buy now. Then i downloaded it but i cant find survival mode when i select singleplayer it just starts a random game
#487 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> That is survival mode.
#488 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> There is no other mode when you launch minecraft beta.
#489 [04:27] <mib_38za59> ok but whers the real game
#490 [04:27] <GreyVulpine> That is the real game?
#491 [04:27] <mib_38za59> ok lol
#492 [04:27] <GreyVulpine> I'm a little confused as to what kind of game you thought you were getting when you bought minecraft.
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#494 [04:29] <Catherine> derp
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#496 [04:38] <JonMW> Let's say that I have a deep shaft - I'm dropping mobs down this shaft so that they will be killed by fall damage. However I ALSO want to drop spiders down - is there some way to be sure that spiders won't cling to the walls?
#497 [04:39] <JonMW> Like, how much might I need to widen the shaft so that they can't grab it, assuming that they begin their fall from the centre?
#498 [04:40] <lemon-rev> jonmw dude about 1 sqare if you drop them from the centre make it 9 sqares the 5th being the middle should surfice
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#500 [04:40] <intoxx> xhi
#501 [04:40] <JonMW> so say that they enter though a 3x3 hole, a 5x5 shaft should be enough?
#502 [04:40] <intoxx> Hi
#503 [04:41] <lemon-rev> well 5 would be exciding it but yes that would kill them, but shaft would need to be at least 10 to 15 blocks i thnk to kill them effectivly
#504 [04:41] <lemon-rev> thats down
#505 [04:41] <JonMW> 23 blocks I think is the minimum.
#506 [04:41] <lemon-rev> but x,y 5x5 well thats up to you
#507 [04:42] <lemon-rev> ok
#508 [04:43] <intoxx> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 17
#509 [04:44] <lemon-rev> intoxx windows / mac / linux ?
#510 [04:44] <intoxx> Windows !
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#512 [04:44] <lemon-rev> ??> intoxx win/dxdiag
#513 [04:44] <VoxelHead> intoxx: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#514 [04:44] <VoxelHead> intoxx: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#515 [04:47] <intoxx> http://pastebin.com/gckWSwgX
#516 [04:47] <lemon-rev> looking
#517 [04:48] * GreyVulpine coughs
#517 [04:48] <lemon-rev> hahahaha
#518 [04:48] <GreyVulpine> ??> intoxx win/reinst
#519 [04:48] <VoxelHead> intoxx: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#520 [04:48] <VoxelHead> intoxx: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#521 [04:48] <lemon-rev> grey i was just about to ask if he had it running before ?
#522 [04:49] * GreyVulpine eyerolls
#522 [04:49] <lemon-rev> hahahah
#523 [04:49] <intoxx> but .. i'have also did it
#524 [04:49] <GreyVulpine> Oh?
#525 [04:50] <intoxx> And i can't play ..
#526 [04:50] <GreyVulpine> You already have deleted everything in your .minecraft folder except for saves?
#527 [04:50] <intoxx> YES !
#528 [04:50] <GreyVulpine> Could you copy the full error and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#529 [04:50] <GreyVulpine> then give us the url to it?
#530 [04:51] <intoxx> i can ..
#531 [04:51] <intoxx> ( i'm downloading package now. just a second
#532 [04:53] <intoxx> :o ! now, i can play ...
#533 [04:53] <intoxx> so strange
#534 [04:54] * GreyVulpine winks.. and goes back to idling.
#534 [04:54] <intoxx> ;)
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#536 [04:54] <lemon-rev> hahahahahah
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#546 [05:42] <Roners> hello
#547 [05:43] <Roners> I need some help on how to fix my MC because it has crashed and i cannot play on it :( is there anyway i can fix the problem? I have deleted .minecraft folder and the texturepacks
#548 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> Do you get an error report?
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#550 [05:45] <Roners> yes
#551 [05:45] <Roners> Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------­--------------------------- --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT
#552 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> Could you please paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#553 [05:45] <Roners> ok
#554 [05:47] <Roners> here is the URL ---> http://pastebin.com/b8GE1MQD
#555 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> You're absolutely sure you deleted everything in .minecraft except for saves?
#556 [05:48] <Roners> i deleted them to coz i didnt want them
#557 [05:48] <Roners> im sure
#558 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> Could you do it once more.. just to be sure, make sure minecraft isn't running, and there's no javaw.exe process in the task manager
#559 [05:49] <Roners> i havent got a .minecraft file. the only minecraft related thing i have got is the app and the web favorite
#560 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> You went to %appdata%/.minecraft and deleted everything there?
#561 [05:51] <Roners> ill check now
#562 [05:52] <Roners> ok, i wasnt using a shortcut on my desktop, i went into %appdata% and deleted all of the texturepacks from .minecraft and now it works, thanks for the help :D
#563 [05:52] <Roners> thank you very much
#564 [05:53] * GreyVulpine nods
#564 [05:53] <Roners> bye :L
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#568 [06:02] <spicyouter> quick question: just installed on a mac. i've extracted the minecraft.app. but the app doesnt start when i open the file.
#569 [06:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> spicyouter mac/permissions
#570 [06:04] <VoxelHead> spicyouter: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#571 [06:04] <VoxelHead> spicyouter: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#572 [06:05] <spicyouter> let me see
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#574 [06:09] <spicyouter> comes out with this: No such file or directory
#575 [06:09] <GreyVulpine> Where did you place minecraft.app?
#576 [06:09] <GreyVulpine> In the applications folder, or elsewhere?
#577 [06:09] <spicyouter> I looked into the Applications, the extracted file from Minecraft.zip is Minecraft (just the folder) in the Applications
#578 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> Wait, huh?
#579 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.app should be the only file you got when you extracted it from minecraft.zip
#580 [06:10] <spicyouter> downloaded the Minecraft zip
#581 [06:10] <spicyouter> let me reinstall hold on
#582 [06:12] <spicyouter> extracted from the zip in the Applications folder. It extracted and made folder "Minecraft"
#583 [06:12] <spicyouter> and in that folder it's simply the Minecraft icon
#584 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> You got minecraft.zip from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp - Yes?
#585 [06:12] <spicyouter> secondary click "open packaged content"
#586 [06:12] <spicyouter> yes, yes i did
#587 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> Only extract the stuff from the .zip, don't do anything further
#588 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> Place that into your applications folder
#589 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> Then go to your terminal, and do:
#590 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#591 [06:16] <spicyouter> it's when i extract into Applications, it makes a folder "Minecraft"
#592 [06:16] <spicyouter> that's it
#593 [06:16] <spicyouter> no Minecraft.app
#594 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> The thing you extracted from minecraft.zip was minecraft.app
#595 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> I think you went one too far, and extracted that
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#597 [06:17] <spicyouter> got it
#598 [06:18] <spicyouter> many thanks Grey
#599 [06:18] * GreyVulpine nods
#599 [06:18] <Awesomeness> Goooood morning world. (L
#600 [06:18] <Awesomeness> *(:
#601 [06:20] <mib_c4qxbx> hi there it is nick here i have downloaded a mod and when i did that my minecraft crashed so i cant play i have already deleted it but it still dosent work plzz help me out
#602 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_c4qxbx win/reinst
#603 [06:20] <VoxelHead> mib_c4qxbx: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#604 [06:20] <VoxelHead> mib_c4qxbx: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#605 [06:20] <mib_c4qxbx> thanks ill try that
#606 [06:21] <mib_c4qxbx> so i have to delete evrything ?
#607 [06:22] <GreyVulpine> everything but saves
#608 [06:22] <mib_c4qxbx> okay so the only thing back is gonna be saves ?
#609 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#610 [06:23] <mib_c4qxbx> ok thanks for support
#611 [06:24] <mib_c4qxbx> i think it works !
#612 [06:24] <mib_c4qxbx> thanks dude :)
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#615 [06:34] <wilma> does anyone know why my minecraft game won't even open? It gets to themojang screen and then closes.
#616 [06:35] <mib_c4qxbx> have you downloaded any mods ?
#617 [06:35] <wilma> mods?
#618 [06:36] <mib_c4qxbx> yes
#619 [06:36] <mib_c4qxbx> dont know what that is ?
#620 [06:36] <wilma> there was an update
#621 [06:36] <mib_c4qxbx> ok gp to my computer
#622 [06:36] <mib_c4qxbx> go*
#623 [06:37] <wilma> ok
#624 [06:37] <mib_c4qxbx> and that disk where you youse for your computer
#625 [06:38] <mib_c4qxbx> that drew
#626 [06:38] <wilma> yep
#627 [06:38] <mib_c4qxbx> then go to documents and settings
#628 [06:39] <mib_c4qxbx> are you still there ==
#629 [06:39] <mib_c4qxbx> ??*
#630 [06:39] <wilma> one sec
#631 [06:39] <mib_c4qxbx> ok
#632 [06:40] <wilma> ok now what
#633 [06:40] <mib_c4qxbx> where are you ??
#634 [06:41] <wilma> im in documents and settings
#635 [06:41] <mib_c4qxbx> god
#636 [06:41] <mib_c4qxbx> press your name
#637 [06:41] <wilma> yep
#638 [06:41] <mib_c4qxbx> then aplication data
#639 [06:42] <wilma> yep
#640 [06:42] <mib_c4qxbx> then . minecraft
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#642 [06:43] <hi> hello?
#643 [06:43] <mib_c4qxbx> hi
#644 [06:43] <hi> can eny one help me with the game?
#645 [06:43] <mib_c4qxbx> to sek
#646 [06:43] <hi> to sek?
#647 [06:44] <mib_c4qxbx> two minnuts sry
#648 [06:44] <hi> oh k
#649 [06:44] <mib_c4qxbx> wilma are you still there ??
#650 [06:45] <hi> well its a bad video card i want to see if you can fix it becasue other ppl fixed my other computer
#651 [06:45] <hi> for it too wotrk
#652 [06:45] <mib_c4qxbx> i have no idea what to do sry
#653 [06:45] <hi> oh damn
#654 [06:46] <GreyVulpine> hi - Could you check back later, all the other helpers are off for the night, and I'm about to call it quits too.
#655 [06:46] <hi> can eny1 else help me?
#656 [06:46] <hi> wait
#657 [06:47] <hi> grey you helped my other computer
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#659 [06:47] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, I'm dead tired.
#660 [06:47] <hi> oh crap
#661 [06:47] <hi> ohh ok
#662 [06:47] <mib_c4qxbx> come on grey
#663 [06:47] <hi> its ok
#664 [06:47] <Awesomeness> come on Grey?
#665 [06:47] <Awesomeness> what?
#666 [06:48] <Awesomeness> Read rules
#667 [06:48] * GreyVulpine kicks Awesomeness.
#667 [06:48] <Awesomeness> ...
#668 [06:48] <mib_c4qxbx> aef
#669 [06:50] <mib_c4qxbx> grey my minecraft works again thanks for that but that one on my desktop dosent woek yet what do i do plzz i nedd your help
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#671 [06:51] <harryp> as i go to run the download, it says which program do i want to run it through, which do i choose?
#672 [06:52] <Awesomeness> i need your halp plzzzzzzzz
#673 [06:52] <mib_c4qxbx> that one thats is up in the top of the little box
#674 [06:52] <Awesomeness> oh my god, Grey go sleep.
#675 [06:52] <Awesomeness> It's 7 am there guys
#676 [06:52] <Awesomeness> give him a break.
#677 [06:53] <mib_c4qxbx> she might be tired !
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#680 [06:54] <Sam1122> Hello?
#681 [06:54] <Sam1122> Is everyone idle?
#682 [06:54] <Sam1122> I need help with something
#683 [06:55] <Sam1122> Why is everyone idle!?!?!
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#685 [06:57] <Awesomeness> I don't know, why?
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#687 [07:01] <Sam1122> Hello?
#688 [07:01] <Sam1122> Is this a whole IRC channel filled with idlers?
#689 [07:02] <Kade> Its an IRC channel
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#691 [07:02] <Sam1122> Please tell me your not going to idle
#692 [07:02] <Kade> my not going to idle?
#693 [07:03] <Sam1122> Okay do you know how to make a minecraft server?
#694 [07:03] <Catherine> ??< index
#695 [07:04] <Sam1122> No one knows how to forward a port?
#696 [07:04] <Kade> that's a fairly vague question
#697 [07:04] <Kade> as is that
#698 [07:04] <Sam1122> Okay...
#699 [07:04] <Sam1122> Do you have a Trendnet router
#700 [07:05] <Catherine> ?? smp/serversetup
#701 [07:05] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: Lots of information here:
#702 [07:05] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#703 [07:05] <Sam1122> That didn't help
#704 [07:05] <Sam1122> I tried
#705 [07:05] <Kade> so what went wrong?
#706 [07:05] <Kade> is it the port forwarding?
#707 [07:05] <Sam1122> I don't know
#708 [07:05] <Sam1122> No...
#709 [07:06] <Sam1122> I made both a TCP and UDP protocal for it
#710 [07:06] <hi> does eny`1 know how to get a video card driver for me please
#711 [07:06] <Kade> yes, google
#712 [07:07] <Sam1122> @Go to a computer store
#713 [07:07] <Sam1122> @Hi Go to the computer store
#714 [07:07] <Catherine> ?? gpu/update
#715 [07:07] <VoxelHead> gpu/update: You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
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#717 [07:07] <Kade> So do you get an error, what is wrong with the server you try and create?
#718 [07:07] <Catherine> Vox has everything
#719 [07:07] <Kade> indeed
#720 [07:07] <Catherine> hi: What video card do you have?
#721 [07:07] <Sam1122> It won't foward
#722 [07:07] <Sam1122> I put the lan as my external IP
#723 [07:08] <hi> im not sure lol
#724 [07:08] <Kade> I suggest you try www.portforward.com
#725 [07:08] <Sam1122> I did
#726 [07:08] <hi> catherine
#727 [07:08] <Sam1122> I followed everything I think
#728 [07:08] <Kade> Do you have a DMZ set up?
#729 [07:08] <hi> how do i find out
#730 [07:08] <Sam1122> Is it supposed to be static or dynamic?
#731 [07:08] <Sam1122> I don't think I have the DMZ set up
#732 [07:08] <Sam1122> BUt I don't want to take the risk
#733 [07:08] <Kade> Then you probably don't, so that's good
#734 [07:09] <hi> Catherine: how do i check
#735 [07:09] <Androcevian> got new error, i can't start minecraft and my .minecraft folder in appdata has disappeared!
#736 [07:09] <Catherine> hi: What OS are you running?
#737 [07:09] <Androcevian> what can i do?
#738 [07:09] <Sam1122> Keep the DMZ disabled?
#739 [07:09] <hi> I am not good with computer term sorry :p
#740 [07:10] <Catherine> hi: Windows, Mac?
#741 [07:10] <hi> OS?
#742 [07:10] <hi> ohh windows 7
#743 [07:10] <Kade> yeah, I was mainly asking to see whether it might be the router getting confused :P
#744 [07:10] <Sam1122> test
#745 [07:10] <Androcevian> windows XP
#746 [07:10] <Catherine> ??> hi win/dxdiag
#747 [07:10] <VoxelHead> hi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#748 [07:11] <VoxelHead> hi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#749 [07:11] <Catherine> ??> Androcevian win/reinst
#750 [07:11] <VoxelHead> Androcevian: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#751 [07:11] <VoxelHead> Androcevian: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#752 [07:11] * Catherine hugs VoxelHead
#752 [07:11] <Kade> yeah hi, ignore the 'save all' bit, and look under the display tab
#753 [07:11] <Kade> when the thing Dxdiag opens opens.
#754 [07:11] <Sam1122> Do I enable DMZ?
#755 [07:11] <Kade> I wouldn't
#756 [07:11] <Sam1122> So keep it disabled
#757 [07:12] <Sam1122> What's the special AP for?
#758 [07:12] <Sam1122> Do I need it for a minecraft server?
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#760 [07:12] <Evereven> Hello world
#761 [07:12] <Sam1122> Hi
#762 [07:13] <Evereven> Can I ask a quick qiestion?
#763 [07:13] <Sam1122> Sure
#764 [07:14] <Evereven> Umm.. Thanks... I know that the texture files folder has changed since the newest version. I read that you just put the unzipped file for the texture mod into a folder now?
#765 [07:14] <Evereven> Is that correct?
#766 [07:15] <Sam1122> I know nothing about minecraft stuff really...
#767 [07:15] <Sam1122> I need help also
#768 [07:15] <Evereven> rofl
#769 [07:15] <Evereven> That's cool
#770 [07:15] <Sam1122> People were helping
#771 [07:15] <Sam1122> It just went silent for some reason
#772 [07:16] <Evereven> Yea, I've been googling, but since the recent change, I can't find perternate information.
#773 [07:16] <Catherine> Evereven: That was a while ago! Just click the option in the menu and click "Open texture pack folder" and put the zipped texture pack in there
#774 [07:16] <Sam1122> Yeah it isn't new
#775 [07:16] <Sam1122> Catherine
#776 [07:16] <Sam1122> Do you know how to make a minecraft server?
#777 [07:17] <Evereven> Ahh, thanks Catherine. I'll try that.
#778 [07:18] <Evereven> I am so in love with Minecraft. I want to tell everyone how awsome it is. O.o
#779 [07:18] <Sam1122> Catherine do you know what Special AP is for?
#780 [07:18] <hi> kadfe
#781 [07:18] <hi> kade
#782 [07:18] <Sam1122> Make a blog Evereven
#783 [07:18] <Catherine> Evereven: Everyone knows how awesome it is already :P
#784 [07:18] <hi> what where you talking about go to display
#785 [07:19] <hi> cathrine is it supposed to take 4 ever?
#786 [07:19] <Sam1122> Not Everyone
#787 [07:19] <Sam1122> I need help with my server prolem
#788 [07:19] <hi> cathrine
#789 [07:19] <hi> Catherine
#790 [07:20] <Catherine> hi: Have you opened up dxdiag?
#791 [07:20] <hi> yeah im in it but the save all is taking forever
#792 [07:20] <Evereven> Blog? Perhaps. I did post it to my (i hate to admit I use it) facebook page. But have been telling ppl by email to try Minecraft.
#793 [07:20] <hi> not even half way done and its been like 10 mins
#794 [07:21] <Catherine> hi: Maybe it was so fast you didn't notice it?
#795 [07:21] <Sam1122> I don't think you really "need" help for telling people about minecraft.
#796 [07:21] <hi> sarcasim
#797 [07:21] <hi> ha.
#798 [07:21] <Evereven> I'm even considering buying time on a server to host a private Minecraft world for my friends and family. I will need to do more research though. (giggles)
#799 [07:21] <Sam1122> I mean like 5 million people made an account
#800 [07:21] <Catherine> I was serious, I just tried it and it took less than my reaction time
#801 [07:22] <hi> collecting information - please wait while DXdaig collects information
#802 [07:22] <Sam1122> I'm stuck forwarding a port Evereven
#803 [07:22] <hi> is there a faster way?
#804 [07:22] <Sam1122> Evereven Making a minecraft server is hard.
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#806 [07:22] <Catherine> Sam1122: Have you looked at www.portforward.com ?
#807 [07:22] <Sam1122> I have a tab on it
#808 [07:22] <Catherine> hi: Can you go to the Display tab on dxdiag?
#809 [07:22] <Sam1122> I did basically everything
#810 [07:22] <hi> yeah
#811 [07:22] <Sam1122> I can make my IP static rather than Dynamic
#812 [07:23] <Catherine> hi: What does the Name part say?
#813 [07:23] <Sam1122> Tried that didn't do squat
#814 [07:23] <hi> Inter(r) 82945g express chipset family (microsoft)
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#816 [07:24] <hi> intel(r)\
#817 [07:24] <Sam1122> I have a Trendnet TEW-432BRP
#818 [07:24] <Catherine> ??> hi gpu/intel
#819 [07:24] <VoxelHead> hi: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#820 [07:25] <Evereven> It seems that there are ppl that will host a minecraft world for a minimal fee, Sam1122. I am looking into that because I have limited internet connection, and it would be cool if I didn't have to do all the work. Just upload your seed/world and they do the rest. Perhaps lass than $10 a month.
#821 [07:25] <Sam1122> I don't want to pay a fee
#822 [07:25] <Sam1122> I'm a minor so I don't make money so I can't pay it and I don't want to beg my parents.
#823 [07:26] <Evereven> Yea, I understand that some ppl have limited budgets. I don't wanna have my computer on 24/7 just to have friends and family play on a static world.
#824 [07:26] <Sam1122> What do you mean as Static?
#825 [07:27] <hi> whats gpu/intel?
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#827 [07:27] <Catherine> hi: Read what VoxelHead said
#828 [07:27] <Sam1122> What's more fustrating Tech Support or making a minecraft server
#829 [07:27] <hi> what do i search or w/e
#830 [07:27] <hi> i know im at the site
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#832 [07:27] <hi> but what driver do i need?
#833 [07:28] <Sam1122> I have no computer backround so this is all fustrating.
#834 [07:28] <Sam1122> But I have google :3
#835 [07:30] <hi> Catherine im at the site but idk what to search and whats dpu/intel
#836 [07:30] <hi> gpu/intel
#837 [07:30] <Catherine> hi: Intel has auto-detection software on their site..
#838 [07:30] <Evereven> A static Minecraft world would be a persistant world like the major Minecraft sites you see at www.minecraftservers.com except that my family and friends could log in at any time and change the world even if I didn't have my comouter turned on.
#839 [07:31] <Evereven> allows voice chatand ect.
#840 [07:31] <Sam1122> A static minecraft world is a 24/7 server?
#841 [07:32] <Evereven> some minecraft server sites even allow you to do backups incase a asshat went grief on your tower.
#842 [07:33] <Evereven> Yes Sam1122 A continual minecraft world that's up 24/7
#843 [07:33] <Sam1122> Offtopic but is Alienware a good PC maker?
#844 [07:35] <Evereven> sam1122 Umm.. That's a really silly question.
#845 [07:36] <Evereven> <--- sam1122 Any computer is a good computer as long as you know what to buy.
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#847 [07:36] <Sam1122> Ontopic Can anyone help me with forwarding a port?
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#850 [07:40] <Sam1122> So no one can help me?
#851 [07:41] <Evereven> Catherine Thanks so much!!! I knew It was easy, but it was illuding me. You helped so much. (hugs)
#852 [07:43] <Evereven> Texture pach change took 5 seconds. Very cool!
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#855 [07:43] <Catherine> ^_^
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#857 [07:43] <hi> Catherine did you say enything becasue i just left sorry
#858 [07:44] <Sam1122> Catherine do you know anything about Port Forwarding
#859 [07:44] <Catherine> Sam1122: I'm not sure what your problem is
#860 [07:45] <Sam1122> Me niether
#861 [07:45] <Sam1122> I followed all of the instructions
#862 [07:45] <Evereven> Anyone wanna throw out some private and cool seeds before i go back to Minecraft and spend another three hours of life running away from mobs?
#863 [07:45] <Sam1122> Glacier
#864 [07:45] <Sam1122> 404
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#866 [07:47] <Sam112234243> Oh great...
#867 [07:47] <Sam112234243> How do I get rid of Sam1122?
#868 [07:47] <Sam112234243> Note to self making your IP adress static during IRC is a bad idea
#869 [07:48] <Catherine> haha, they should time out soon
#870 [07:48] <Sam112234243> Okay then
#871 [07:48] <Sam112234243> Well it's still not working
#872 [07:48] <Sam112234243> Do you know how to check your firewall logs?
#873 [07:49] <Catherine> If you're behind a router you might opt for turning off Windows Firewall completely
#874 [07:49] <Catherine> Although it's not recommended
#875 [07:49] <Catherine> Make sure you've put exceptions in there for Minecraft
#876 [07:49] <Sam112234243> I'm not risking viruses
#877 [07:50] <Sam112234243> I can get on SMP and Minecraft itself but I need to check my Firewall logs
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#879 [07:50] <Evereven> lol, or just pay a hosting site to do all the crap for you. I would sure much rather pay someone to host a static seed for me than worry about everything. O.o
#880 [07:51] <Sam112234243> Either 25565 is not reachable or not open
#881 [07:51] <Sam112234243> Yay it quit
#882 [07:51] <Sam112234243> I'm not gonna pay someone to do this
#883 [07:52] <Evereven> :) I guess experience = wisdom
#884 [07:52] <Sam112234243> There's also a bunch of Virtual Servers FTP HTTP etc.
#885 [07:52] <Sam112234243> Am I supposed to do something with them?
#886 [07:53] <Evereven> Tah for now... and thatnks again Catherine.
#887 [07:53] <Sam112234243> Is this better or worse than tech support -_-
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#889 [07:54] <The_CEE> Hello. I am trying to run Minecraft for the first time but I always receive a message saying,"Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers."
#890 [07:55] <Catherine> The_CEE: What card are you using?
#891 [07:56] <The_CEE> I am not exactly sure what card I am using.
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#893 [07:56] <Joe> hey guys
#894 [07:57] * Catherine stabs GreyVulpine
#894 [07:57] <Catherine> The_CEE: What OS are you running?
#895 [07:57] <The_CEE> Windows
#896 [07:58] <Joe> umm i went to the menu and typed in my password and stuff but when i went to go play the game it said mojang but then it went to a all dirt screen then all black scrren whats going on?
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#898 [07:59] <The_CEE> Can you send me a link to a video card that Minecraft will accept?
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#900 [07:59] <MirrorMage11> Hello
#901 [07:59] <MirrorMage11> Anybody on?
#902 [08:00] <Catherine> Nope
#903 [08:00] <MirrorMage11> Lol
#904 [08:00] <Joe> umm i went to the menu and typed in my password and stuff but when i went to go play the game it said mojang but then it went to a all dirt screen then all black
#905 [08:00] * Catherine blinks
#905 [08:01] <Tris> black screen usually means something you put in the minecraft.jar isn't working
#906 [08:01] <Tris> did you just install something?
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#915 [08:12] <MirrorMage11> Ok
#916 [08:12] <MirrorMage11> Is anyone on?
#917 [08:12] <MirrorMage11> I need help.
#918 [08:12] * Catherine pokes MirrorMage11
#918 [08:13] <MirrorMage11> Hello\
#919 [08:13] <MirrorMage11> Everytime I try to join this certain server, it says "connection timed out: connect"
#920 [08:13] * oxE1 target at Catherine
#920 [08:13] <MirrorMage11> What do I do?
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#922 [08:13] <MirrorMage11> To get on the server...
#923 [08:13] * lemon-rev bangs head agesnt wall, THAT SERVER ISNT UP TRY ANOTHER
#923 [08:13] <hipy> hi, why do i see lava pools at the surface?
#924 [08:14] <Catherine> hipy: That's a feature
#925 [08:14] <MirrorMage11> Fuck you lemon-rev..
#926 [08:14] * Catherine pokes lemon-rev
#926 [08:14] <hipy> Catherine, what do you mean?
#927 [08:14] <lemon-rev> catherine hey
#928 [08:14] <Catherine> hipy: There are meant to be lava pools on the service
#929 [08:14] <oxE1> surface*
#930 [08:15] <hipy> ah ok, :p
#931 [08:15] <Catherine> I didn't even notice that, freudian slip
#932 [08:15] <hipy> why is clay so rare bty
#933 [08:15] <hipy> w
#934 [08:15] <Catherine> It's rarer than diamonds, apparently.. try looking under sea level
#935 [08:16] <hipy> heh why so rare
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#939 [08:17] <Somedude> Hello
#940 [08:17] <Catherine> Hi, Somedude
#941 [08:18] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#942 [08:18] <Somedude> What do I do?
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#944 [08:19] <emErica> hello
#945 [08:19] <Somedude> How do I get on the server?
#946 [08:19] <emErica> lol, thats easy.
#947 [08:19] <Somedude> What do I do then Erica?
#948 [08:19] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#949 [08:20] <emErica> U got a vps or on your pc?
#950 [08:20] <Somedude> What is a vps?
#951 [08:20] <emErica> lol
#952 [08:21] <emErica> U cant have a server
#953 [08:21] <Somedude> Omg...
#954 [08:21] <emErica> i got : Pixel Format Not Acceptet or something ;/
#955 [08:21] <Somedude> I want to get on a server...
#956 [08:21] <Somedude> but..
#957 [08:21] <emErica> Somedude
#958 [08:21] <Somedude> Yeah?
#959 [08:21] <emErica> Its not a big deal
#960 [08:21] <Somedude> So what do I do then?
#961 [08:21] <emErica> Just go to minecraft wiki
#962 [08:21] <emErica> :P
#963 [08:21] <Somedude> It is a big deal if I can't play...
#964 [08:22] <Somedude> What the hell am I supposed to do there?
#965 [08:22] <emErica> minecraft.net/play.jsp
#966 [08:22] <emErica> lol
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#968 [08:22] <Somedude> Can someone else help me???
#969 [08:23] <Somedude> Anyone?
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#971 [08:24] <emErica> xd
#972 [08:24] <emErica> :)
#973 [08:24] <emErica> :(
#974 [08:24] <emErica> :'(
#975 [08:24] <emErica> (H)
#976 [08:24] <emErica> :D
#977 [08:24] <emErica> xd
#978 [08:30] <emErica> -.-
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#980 [08:30] <emErica> lol
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#982 [08:34] <oxE1> Is there any mc servers browser to search for server?
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#984 [08:42] <Somedude> How come it says bad login when I try to join a server??????
#985 [08:42] <Somedude> No one is fucking helping me
#986 [08:42] <Somedude> This fucking bullshit
#987 [08:42] <Somedude> Helpful IRC my fucking ass
#988 [08:42] <Keltinray> Somedude, does it happen every time?
#989 [08:42] <Somedude> Hey fucking ox shit
#990 [08:42] <Somedude> Yes
#991 [08:43] <Somedude> It keeps saying bad login
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#993 [08:43] <Keltinray> Same server, or have you tried several?
#994 [08:43] <Somedude> Wait nevermind
#995 [08:43] <Somedude> I gets to Downloading Terrain
#996 [08:43] <Somedude> and then it freezes
#997 [08:44] <Keltinray> Regardless of what server you try to connect to?
#998 [08:44] <Somedude> Umm yes
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#1000 [08:44] <Keltinray> You tried reinstalling MineCraft?
#1001 [08:44] <Somedude> It says, 'connection timed out: connect'
#1002 [08:44] <Somedude> How do I do that?
#1003 [08:44] <Somedude> Because I play in-browser.
#1004 [08:45] <Keltinray> Oh. Sorry, I have no experience at all with that :-/
#1005 [08:45] <Somedude> What the fuck
#1006 [08:45] <Somedude> So wtf am i supposed to do then?
#1007 [08:45] <Somedude> It freezes there.
#1008 [08:45] <Keltinray> Have you tried the non-browser client?
#1009 [08:45] <Somedude> It says connection timed out
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#1011 [08:48] <Somedude> Yeah
#1012 [08:48] <Keltinray> Yeah, I have no idea, sorry
#1013 [08:48] <Somedude> It says the fucking same thing
#1014 [08:48] <Somedude> So get the fuck off you fucking noob
#1015 [08:48] <Keltinray> ...
#1016 [08:48] <Catherine> Somedude: like lemon-rev said earlier, you cannot connect to the server, most likely because it isn't up
#1017 [08:48] <Somedude> It says something different!
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#1019 [08:48] <Somedude> It freezes at downloading terrain
#1020 [08:49] <Somedude> it then says connection timed out: connect
#1021 [08:49] <Somedude> So WTF do i do?
#1022 [08:49] <Somedude> This is fucking ridiculous
#1023 [08:49] <Somedude> One day it works, the other it doesn't
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#1025 [08:49] <Somedude> What is up with this!
#1026 [08:49] <Catherine> Somedude: go talk to the server administrator?
#1027 [08:50] <matty> Am I online now, I am a newby here
#1028 [08:50] <Catherine> Hi matty, you are
#1029 [08:50] <Somedude> To every fucking server admin?
#1030 [08:50] <matty> Hi, I am good, could you help me please
#1031 [08:50] <Catherine> Somedude: The one who admins you server.. obviously
#1032 [08:50] <Somedude> Cuz every fucking server has the same problem!
#1033 [08:50] <Catherine> matty: Sure, just ask
#1034 [08:50] <Catherine> Somedude: Fix your connection
#1035 [08:50] <Somedude> How??!?!!
#1036 [08:51] <matty> I have downloaded a texture pcak from one of the minecraft forums and it has crashed my minecraft, how do I go back to normal.
#1037 [08:51] <Somedude> Restart connection?
#1038 [08:51] <Somedude> fuck
#1039 [08:51] <Somedude> fuck
#1040 [08:51] <Somedude> fuck
#1041 [08:51] <oldtopmanserver> XD
#1042 [08:51] <Somedude> Motherfuck
#1043 [08:51] <Somedude> penis
#1044 [08:51] <Somedude> dickface
#1045 [08:51] <Catherine> matty: Just go back to the texture pack screen from the main menu and pick the default pack
#1046 [08:51] <Somedude> asslicker
#1047 [08:51] <Somedude> asswipe
#1048 [08:51] <Keltinray> Seriously, Somedude. Being abusive towards people is NOT going to get you any more help.
#1049 [08:51] <Somedude> poo muncher
#1050 [08:51] <Somedude> Sigh
#1051 [08:52] <Somedude> Whoops
#1052 [08:52] <matty> It keeps going to a brown page then crashing, it wont let me open my original worlds at all
#1053 [08:52] <oldtopmanserver> dopeghoti, GreyVulpine, Iguana, Kealper: Please ban Somedude
#1054 [08:53] <oldtopmanserver> *crickets*
#1055 [08:53] <Keltinray> matty, try deleting the texture pack again?
#1056 [08:53] <matty> Where will that be stored on my pc, I can not find minecraft folder on my drive
#1057 [08:53] <Somedude> Nothing works...
#1058 [08:54] <Keltinray> matty, go to start -> run and type %appdata%/.minecraft
#1059 [08:54] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: This is not #minecraftletoffyournger
#1060 [08:54] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1061 [08:54] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1062 [08:54] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1063 [08:54] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
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#1065 [08:54] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1066 [08:55] <Keltinray> you should find a folder there called "texturepacks"
#1067 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1068 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1069 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1070 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1071 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1072 [08:55] <Somedude> Everytime I go on a server, it gets stuck at downloading terrain, and then it says "connection lost Timed out"
#1073 [08:55] <Somedude> sadsadasd
#1074 [08:55] <Somedude> adsadasd
#1075 [08:55] <oldtopmanserver> dopeghoti, GreyVulpine, Iguana, Kealper: Please ban Somedude
#1076 [08:55] <Somedude> sadsas
#1077 [08:55] <Somedude> defdsgfdgfhgh
#1078 [08:55] <Somedude> dfdfgfdhgfh
#1079 [08:55] <matty> Still can't find it, it is though it is hidden from me.
#1080 [08:55] <Somedude> YAY!
#1081 [08:55] <Somedude> POO!
#1082 [08:56] <oldtopmanserver> Where is xales when you need him...
#1083 [08:56] <Somedude> MOTHERFUCKERS!
#1084 [08:56] <Somedude> L33T!
#1085 [08:56] <Somedude> In you asshole...
#1086 [08:56] <oldtopmanserver> !ban Somedude
#1087 [08:56] <Somedude> Funny, your head is up your ass
#1088 [08:56] <oldtopmanserver> !kick Somedude
#1089 [08:56] <Somedude> And you can't find him
#1090 [08:56] <oldtopmanserver> DOES ANYONE HAVE THE POWER TO BAN THIS KID
#1091 [08:56] <Somedude> Oldtopmanserver, poolicker
#1092 [08:56] <Somedude> Yo momma does
#1093 [08:56] <Awesomeness> One sec, I'll have mr flea to network ban him.
#1094 [08:57] <Somedude> Am I hurting your feelings?
#1095 [08:57] <oldtopmanserver> Awesomeness: who?
#1096 [08:57] <Somedude> Me duh
#1097 [08:57] <Somedude> Dumbfuck...
#1098 [08:57] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: The minecraft channels have connections. Prepare to get klined
#1099 [08:57] <Awesomeness> oldtopman: a esper net op
#1100 [08:57] <oldtopmanserver> \m/
#1101 [08:57] <Somedude> Well, no one helps my problems
#1102 [08:57] <oldtopmanserver> Nope
#1103 [08:57] <oxE1> Somedude, не не троль и не позорься
#1104 [08:58] <Somedude> Re-install....then he says "I do not know how to re-instal..."
#1105 [08:58] <oldtopmanserver> We don't make a habiat of assisting 6 year trolls that escaped the 4chan zoo
#1106 [08:58] <Somedude> oxE1
#1107 [08:58] <Somedude> What the fuck are you saying?
#1108 [08:58] <matty> Thanks to the guys who helped, problem solved.
#1109 [08:58] <oldtopmanserver> Who then go on to insult everyone in the chan and floods, etc
#1110 [08:58] <Somedude> Dude,
#1111 [08:58] <Somedude> Don't need to go all emotional
#1112 [08:59] <Somedude> Do you really need to say insults?
#1113 [08:59] <Awesomeness> Somedude, just wait a bit. (:
#1114 [08:59] <Keltinray> a... ahahaha....aaaaahahahahahahaha
#1115 [08:59] <Keltinray> That is so rich man
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#1117 [08:59] <Somedude> You have to say insults to increase the size of your e-penis?
#1118 [08:59] * oldtopmanserver is going to wait JUST to see the klined part message
#1118 [08:59] <Somedude> Oh yea
#1119 [08:59] <Somedude> I definetly came from zoo
#1120 [08:59] <Somedude> Hell yeah
#1121 [08:59] <Somedude> I am so 6 year old mofos
#1122 [08:59] <Somedude> Fuckie fuckie 10$
#1123 [09:00] <Somedude> fuckie fuckie 10$
#1124 [09:00] <Somedude> penis
#1125 [09:00] <Somedude> penis
#1126 [09:00] <Somedude> !mofo!
#1127 [09:00] <Somedude> Aint kicked yet
#1128 [09:00] <Somedude> Could luck
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#1130 [09:00] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: Did you forget to take yur bipolar meds today?
#1131 [09:00] <Awesomeness> Somedude, wait a few more mins.
#1132 [09:00] <Somedude> Yes
#1133 [09:01] <Somedude> I forgot to take my bi-winning meds
#1134 [09:01] <Somedude> I win there, and I win here. :)
#1135 [09:01] * oldtopmanserver is connected straight to the Win pin on his Arduino
#1135 [09:01] <oxE1> i wounder if i should put to ignore *.ru , just for sure.
#1136 [09:01] <Somedude> What?
#1137 [09:01] <Somedude> Go away ruski
#1138 [09:01] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: You better troll like you were banned
#1139 [09:02] <Somedude> Ya
#1140 [09:02] <Somedude> Definetly
#1141 [09:02] <oxE1> Somedude, you have russian ip and host name, who's russian there?
#1142 [09:02] <Somedude> This IRC sucks monkey nuts
#1143 [09:02] <Somedude> I aint russia
#1144 [09:02] <Somedude> I just happen to be here...
#1145 [09:02] <Somedude> in Russia...
#1146 [09:02] <Somedude> :)
#1147 [09:03] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: Then we'll get the satisfaction of banning you---tWICE!
#1148 [09:03] <Somedude> Ok
#1149 [09:03] <Somedude> Banning as a habbit? O_o
#1150 [09:03] <oldtopmanserver> yes
#1151 [09:03] <Somedude> You must love banning
#1152 [09:03] * oldtopmanserver is addicted
#1152 [09:03] <oldtopmanserver> I'm a chain banner
#1153 [09:03] <Somedude> oldtopmanserver is addicted to dicks
#1154 [09:03] <oldtopmanserver> I ban one off of the problems I had with the former one
#1155 [09:04] <Somedude> oldtopmanserver is addicted to dicks in his mouth...
#1156 [09:04] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: Better than being one, such as yourself I suppose
#1157 [09:04] <Somedude> You could've just helped
#1158 [09:04] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: They tried
#1159 [09:04] <Somedude> Dude, don't talk to me about your life ok
#1160 [09:05] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: I know about your life,
#1161 [09:05] <Somedude> Stalker...
#1162 [09:05] <Somedude> go talk to the server administrator? That is quoted from you guys trying to "help".
#1163 [09:05] <oldtopmanserver> Somedude: because I'm a sniper...
#1164 [09:05] <Somedude> And a homo prostitute.
#1165 [09:05] <Somedude> So how does that work?
#1166 [09:05] <Somedude> Double job?
#1167 [09:06] <Somedude> You are probably too poor....
#1168 [09:06] <Somedude> Got to suck twice the dicks...
#1169 [09:06] <Somedude> Wow,
#1170 [09:06] <Somedude> I am still not banned...
#1171 [09:06] <Awesomeness> Just wait. :3
#1172 [09:06] <Somedude> How long does it take?
#1173 [09:06] <Awesomeness> Keep at it. :3
#1174 [09:06] <Keltinray> Espernet operators are generally busy people
#1175 [09:06] <oldtopmanserver> prostitution of the presidenta have woll to do with banning innocent snipers
#1176 [09:07] <Somedude> Ok...
#1177 [09:07] <Somedude> Sigh
#1178 [09:07] <Somedude> This borig
#1179 [09:07] <Keltinray> Mleh, the guys I know aren't online at this hour :-/
#1180 [09:07] <Somedude> Say hi to youtube. :)
#1181 [09:07] <Catherine> Really
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#1183 [09:07] <Somedude> Yeah
#1184 [09:07] <Somedude> Fun with the IRC
#1185 [09:07] <Hallicarnassuss> Somedude, Sounds like an exciting video.
#1186 [09:07] <oldtopmanserver> Thus, 4sCore and 3sQared. are inappropiate Somedude cones
#1187 [09:07] <Somedude> Very exciting
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#1189 [09:07] <Somedude> Probably over 100000 views?
#1190 [09:08] <Somedude> Should be nice
#1191 [09:08] <oldtopmanserver> AND FINISH WITH A /IGNOER EVERYONE
#1192 [09:08] <Somedude> YEAH!
#1193 [09:08] <Somedude> HELL YEAH!
#1194 [09:08] <Somedude> bye...
#1195 [09:08] <Catherine> /ignore *!*@*
#1196 [09:08] <Somedude> So anyone saying hi to youtube?
#1197 [09:08] <oldtopmanserver> /ignore *Somedude*!*@* CHAN
#1198 [09:08] <oldtopmanserver> That
#1199 [09:08] <Somedude> Lol
#1200 [09:08] <Somedude> They so sad
#1201 [09:08] <Hallicarnassuss> Somedude, You're a terrible troll, just saying.
#1202 [09:08] <Somedude> A suck a dick Halli
#1203 [09:09] <Somedude> BYE!
#1204 [09:09] <Awesomeness> Keep talking. :3
#1205 [09:09] <Hallicarnassuss> I'm gay, it's daily.
#1206 [09:09] <Somedude> Peace out!
#1207 [09:09] <oldtopmanserver> \m/
#1208 [09:10] <oxE1> yay, he's out, i wounder if i can clear channel log now
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#1212 [09:14] <Keltinray> Mleeh, mah server's gone done flipped out. Hope someone just tripped on a network cable :<
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#1214 [09:20] <mib_5zji5e> can anyone help me
#1215 [09:20] <mib_5zji5e> i deleted the .mincraft folder
#1216 [09:21] <mib_5zji5e> because my mod made it black...blah...blah
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#1218 [09:21] <zucchini> hello?
#1219 [09:21] <mib_5zji5e> then when i log in it said log in fail
#1220 [09:21] <mib_5zji5e> no one is helping
#1221 [09:21] <mib_5zji5e> i think
#1222 [09:21] <zucchini> can someone help me?
#1223 [09:22] <zucchini> Keltinray?
#1224 [09:22] <mib_5zji5e> anyone?
#1225 [09:22] <zucchini> will you help
#1226 [09:22] <mib_5zji5e> anyone?
#1227 [09:22] <mib_5zji5e> HELP
#1228 [09:22] <mib_5zji5e> PLZ
#1229 [09:22] <zucchini> i need help
#1230 [09:22] <Hallicarnassuss> mib_5zji5e, Is your password wrong?
#1231 [09:22] <Hallicarnassuss> zucchini, Yes?
#1232 [09:22] <mib_5zji5e> no
#1233 [09:23] <mib_5zji5e> its right
#1234 [09:23] <Hallicarnassuss> Is your account name wrong?
#1235 [09:23] <Hallicarnassuss> try resetting both.
#1236 [09:23] <Hallicarnassuss> Like, retyping them.
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#1238 [09:23] <mib_5zji5e> i do
#1239 [09:24] <zucchini> i've been trying to play the game but it says my vedio card is bad.
#1240 [09:24] <mib_5zji5e> waht do do
#1241 [09:24] <zucchini> the do do in the toilet
#1242 [09:25] <zucchini> XD
#1243 [09:25] <mib_5zji5e> eeww
#1244 [09:25] <mib_5zji5e> gros
#1245 [09:25] <Hallicarnassuss> mib_5zji5e, do you have any viruseD?
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#1247 [09:25] <zucchini> back to the seriousness
#1248 [09:25] <Hallicarnassuss> Or have you restarted the client/computer?
#1249 [09:25] <mib_5zji5e> let me check
#1250 [09:25] <sprocket> can any of you help
#1251 [09:25] <mib_5zji5e> i deleted .minecraft
#1252 [09:25] <zucchini> Hallicarnassuss might
#1253 [09:25] <mib_5zji5e> because mod problem
#1254 [09:25] <Hallicarnassuss> zucchini, sprocket, yES?
#1255 [09:25] <sprocket> it says my minecraft isn't downloaded
#1256 [09:26] <sprocket> but it is what should i do
#1257 [09:26] <zucchini> no viruses
#1258 [09:26] <Hallicarnassuss> in the client click options
#1259 [09:26] <Hallicarnassuss> Then force update
#1260 [09:26] <Hallicarnassuss> Then log in again.
#1261 [09:26] <sprocket> i did that
#1262 [09:26] <Hallicarnassuss> Try again.
#1263 [09:26] <zucchini> whats the client click
#1264 [09:26] <sprocket> like 5 times
#1265 [09:27] <sprocket> ya it says login failed
#1266 [09:27] <Hallicarnassuss> Your password it wrong.
#1267 [09:27] <zucchini> whats the client click
#1268 [09:27] <Hallicarnassuss> Or account name
#1269 [09:27] <sprocket> no
#1270 [09:27] <Hallicarnassuss> It was meant to be "in the client, click options"
#1271 [09:27] <zucchini> i can logon i just cant play!
#1272 [09:28] <mib_5zji5e> no virus
#1273 [09:28] <mib_5zji5e> what happend
#1274 [09:28] <mib_5zji5e> i love minecraft
#1275 [09:28] <sprocket> i clicked force update so many times
#1276 [09:28] <mib_5zji5e> wah wah
#1277 [09:28] <oldtopman> mib_5zji5e: DId you ever have the game working?
#1278 [09:28] <zucchini> it says Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 6/17/11 8:28 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java
#1279 [09:28] <sprocket> no
#1280 [09:28] <mib_5zji5e> yes
#1281 [09:29] <oldtopman> ??> zucchini pastebin
#1282 [09:29] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1283 [09:29] <Hallicarnassuss> zucchini, Updat the video card drivers, mayve?
#1284 [09:29] <mib_5zji5e> it worked before
#1285 [09:29] <oldtopman> mib_5zji5e: You may have a bad video card
#1286 [09:29] <mib_5zji5e> what is that?
#1287 [09:29] <sprocket> mine never worked i never played
#1288 [09:29] <mib_5zji5e> it worked before
#1289 [09:29] <sprocket> i want to but it says mine is not downloaded
#1290 [09:29] <mib_5zji5e> really well
#1291 [09:29] <zucchini> how do i update my veidocard?
#1292 [09:30] <mib_5zji5e> but the mod i downloaded made it have a black screen
#1293 [09:30] <sprocket> please help me
#1294 [09:31] <mib_5zji5e> before i just had to delete ".minecraft" then it works
#1295 [09:31] <sprocket> it says mine is not downloaded when i login
#1296 [09:31] <mib_5zji5e> but know
#1297 [09:31] <mib_5zji5e> i cannot log in
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#1300 [09:33] <mib_rqzfb3> i need help
#1301 [09:34] <mib_5zji5e> anyome gonna help ne
#1302 [09:34] <mib_5zji5e> me
#1303 [09:34] <mib_rqzfb3> help me
#1304 [09:34] <oldtopman> ??> mib_rqzfb3 ask
#1305 [09:34] <VoxelHead> mib_rqzfb3: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1306 [09:34] <VoxelHead> mib_rqzfb3: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1307 [09:35] <mib_rqzfb3> i downloaded minecraft and when i log in to play it says mine is not downloaded
#1308 [09:35] <mib_5zji5e> can anyone solve my problem?
#1309 [09:35] <oldtopman> mib_5zji5e: Are you listening to any of us? Try updating your drivers. Otherwise you have a bad video card
#1310 [09:35] <mib_5zji5e> how?
#1311 [09:35] <oldtopman> mib_rqzfb3: Where did you get the client from?
#1312 [09:35] <oldtopman> mib_5zji5e: No idea
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#1314 [09:35] <mib_5zji5e> then how?
#1315 [09:35] <oldtopman> NO IDEA
#1316 [09:35] <mib_5zji5e> i can never play minecradt afain?
#1317 [09:36] <mib_5zji5e> again
#1318 [09:36] <oldtopman> REPLACE YOUR BAD VIDEO CARD
#1319 [09:36] <oldtopman> jeez
#1320 [09:36] <mib_5zji5e> my computer is new
#1321 [09:36] * _303 is blown down by the force of oldtopman's statement
#1321 [09:36] <oldtopman> hmm
#1322 [09:36] <oldtopman> <oldtopman> REPLACE YOUR BAD VIDEO CARD
#1323 [09:36] <mib_5zji5e> very new
#1324 [09:36] <oldtopman> Was pretty sure I said that
#1325 [09:36] <oldtopman> fie
#1326 [09:37] <oldtopman> What you really need to do
#1327 [09:37] <Hallicarnassuss> mib_5zji5e, What is your problem. In detail. You're giving fragments.
#1328 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> i bought it in april
#1329 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> ok
#1330 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> I downloaded a mod
#1331 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> the
#1332 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> then
#1333 [09:37] <mib_5zji5e> a black screen came up
#1334 [09:38] <Hallicarnassuss> You forgot to delete the META-INF in the minecraft.jar
#1335 [09:38] <mib_5zji5e> so before you guys told me to delete . minecraft, i did
#1336 [09:38] <mib_5zji5e> i also deleted that
#1337 [09:38] <mib_5zji5e> now when i log in
#1338 [09:38] <mib_5zji5e> it says log in fail
#1339 [09:38] <Hallicarnassuss> What mods?
#1340 [09:38] <mib_5zji5e> arrow
#1341 [09:39] <mib_5zji5e> elementum arrow
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#1343 [09:39] <mib_5zji5e> i also used mod loader
#1344 [09:39] <mib_5zji5e> from Risugami
#1345 [09:39] <Hallicarnassuss> YOu installed modloader first?
#1346 [09:40] <mib_5zji5e> yes
#1347 [09:40] <mib_5zji5e> very sure
#1348 [09:40] <mib_5zji5e> its really the login problem now
#1349 [09:40] <Hallicarnassuss> Okay
#1350 [09:40] <Hallicarnassuss> Well.
#1351 [09:40] <mib_5zji5e> "login fail"
#1352 [09:40] <Hallicarnassuss> You are using the wrong password.
#1353 [09:40] <Hallicarnassuss> OR
#1354 [09:40] <Hallicarnassuss> the wrong account name.
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#1356 [09:41] <mib_5zji5e> i am sure i typed the right pasword or username
#1357 [09:41] <mib_5zji5e> and username
#1358 [09:41] <Hallicarnassuss> Try again?
#1359 [09:42] <mib_5zji5e> tryed millions of times
#1360 [09:42] <mib_5zji5e> if someone else plays on the same account does it do that?
#1361 [09:42] <Hallicarnassuss> That's all it could be. Unless the server is down, which it isn't.
#1362 [09:43] <Hallicarnassuss> I don't think so. I've never tried, but maybe.
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#1364 [09:43] <mib_5zji5e> wah
#1365 [09:43] <mib_5zji5e> i am really sad
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#1368 [09:43] <mib_5zji5e> is there somewhere in minecraft.net
#1369 [09:43] * mib_hhvqqi [mib_hhvqqi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1370 [09:44] <mib_5zji5e> that allows you to know if you are really typing the right name or pasword
#1371 [09:44] <Hallicarnassuss> Yes.
#1372 [09:44] <Hallicarnassuss> The login page.
#1373 [09:44] <mib_5zji5e> ok
#1374 [09:44] <mib_ot4fh2> When I try to assign WASD keys to moves, I only get numbers for all the letter keys. What's up with that?????
#1375 [09:44] <mib_5zji5e> noo
#1376 [09:45] <mib_5zji5e> so does that mean i can not play minecraft
#1377 [09:45] <mib_ot4fh2> Anybody?
#1378 [09:46] <Hallicarnassuss> mib_5zji5e, It's not working?
#1379 [09:46] <Hallicarnassuss> Did your friend change your password?
#1380 [09:46] <mib_5zji5e> nope
#1381 [09:46] <Hallicarnassuss> Yes, mib_ot4fh2?
#1382 [09:46] <Hallicarnassuss> mib_5zji5e, You sure?
#1383 [09:46] <mib_5zji5e> nope "login failed"
#1384 [09:47] <mib_5zji5e> my friend promided
#1385 [09:47] <mib_5zji5e> he dosnt eve know my email
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#1388 [09:48] <mib_ot4fh2> Um, when i try to press any of the keyboard keys, it comes to a random number,
#1389 [09:48] <The_CEE> I need help. I am trying to run minecraft for the first time but I always receive the "bad video card drivers" message.
#1390 [09:50] <mib_ot4fh2> i do that to move with the W,A,S,D keys, but i'm forced using the f4 and f6 keys.
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#1392 [09:52] <mib_ot4fh2> so no help?
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#1394 [09:53] <mib_nic5ma> hey can anyone help me set up a server lol GreyVulpine tried yesterdy but it didnt work
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#1397 [09:55] <Ameshote> I got this when I tryed to log in Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#1398 [09:56] <Ameshote> what do I do?
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#1400 [09:57] <Hallicarnassuss> Ameshote: Delete the options.txt in your .minecraft folder.
#1401 [09:58] <Ameshote> how would I get to the options text
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#1403 [09:58] <Hallicarnassuss> Open the run dialog
#1404 [09:58] <Hallicarnassuss> Write #appdata%/.minecraft in it.
#1405 [09:58] <Ameshote> kk done that
#1406 [09:59] <Hallicarnassuss> Then delete it.
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#1408 [10:00] <Ameshote> what was that thing I needeed to type in again?
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#1410 [10:00] <Awesomeness> roflmao
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#1413 [10:02] <Ameshote> ok I right clicked the launcher do I click run as?
#1414 [10:03] <mib_ot4fh2> waited 17 minutes and no answers.....
#1415 [10:03] <NLI> ok wath dose ' could not find main class net.minecraft.launcher
#1416 [10:04] <Ameshote> hey can someone help?
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#1419 [10:05] <nli> sory back
#1420 [10:05] <Ameshote> why is minecraft claggy?
#1421 [10:05] <nli> wath is " could not find main class net.minecraft.launcher"
#1422 [10:05] <Ameshote> laggy*
#1423 [10:07] <Ameshote> when I try to login from the launcher I get this Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 6/17/11 10:06 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.
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#1425 [10:07] <Ameshote> what do I do?
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#1427 [10:08] <MrMaffoo> hello
#1428 [10:08] <MrMaffoo> can anyone help me?
#1429 [10:08] <SinZ> ??< Ameshote pastebin
#1430 [10:08] <SinZ> ??> Ameshote pastebin
#1431 [10:08] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1432 [10:08] <Ameshote> pastebin?
#1433 [10:08] <MrMaffoo> ???
#1434 [10:09] <SinZ> MrMaffoo: dont ask to ask, just ask
#1435 [10:09] <MrMaffoo> i just need help with my server log in.
#1436 [10:09] <SinZ> howso
#1437 [10:09] <MrMaffoo> it says,
#1438 [10:09] <MrMaffoo> connection lost
#1439 [10:10] <MrMaffoo> end of stream
#1440 [10:10] <SinZ> wait 5 or so seconds, then try again
#1441 [10:10] <Ameshote> well someone told me to right lick the launcher click run as
#1442 [10:10] <SinZ> or restart server
#1443 [10:10] <MrMaffoo> lemme try now, 1 sec
#1444 [10:10] <Ameshote> then I dont know what to do next
#1445 [10:10] <SinZ> Ameshote: yeh, what you pasted into IRC, paste into pastebin.com, click submit, then give us the link
#1446 [10:11] <Ameshote> whats the link?
#1447 [10:11] <MrMaffoo> the screen went white and i refreshed the page
#1448 [10:11] <SinZ> Ameshote: www.pastebin.com
#1449 [10:12] <SinZ> MrMaffoo: this is beta, right?
#1450 [10:12] <MrMaffoo> yah
#1451 [10:12] <MrMaffoo> and im playing in browser
#1452 [10:12] <SinZ> are you hosting the server aswell?
#1453 [10:13] <Ameshote> how do I post it
#1454 [10:13] <Ameshote> I did it but I don't know what to do next
#1455 [10:14] <MrMaffoo> no, the server owner is "nsanidy"
#1456 [10:14] <MrMaffoo> it says the same thing, end of stream...
#1457 [10:14] <MrMaffoo> what should i do?
#1458 [10:15] <MrMaffoo> :<
#1459 [10:15] <Ameshote> hey sinz
#1460 [10:15] <SinZ> <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1461 [10:16] <MrMaffoo> SinZ: what should i do?
#1462 [10:16] <Ameshote> how do I post
#1463 [10:16] <SinZ> Ameshote: how did you get that info the last time
#1464 [10:16] <SinZ> MrMafoo: ask him to restart server
#1465 [10:16] <Ameshote> copying
#1466 [10:16] <MrMaffoo> i cant do that if im not on the server...
#1467 [10:17] <Ameshote> I copyed everything onto the thingy but I dont know how to POST it
#1468 [10:18] <SinZ> Ameshote: You have pasted it into there, and clicked submit at the bottom
#1469 [10:18] <SinZ> and it redirected you to a page with the info, correct?
#1470 [10:19] <Ameshote> there is no submit button just the sign up sheet
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#1472 [10:19] <Ameshote> :(
#1473 [10:19] <mib_6qdehy> Is it possible to have two servers on one computer
#1474 [10:19] <SinZ> mib_6qdehy: on 2 different ports, yes
#1475 [10:20] <MrMaffoo> SinZ: can u help me, or am i out of luck?
#1476 [10:20] <mib_6qdehy> like if i go to my summer house and i portforward the router there, i can use the world that i have at this house on that server?
#1477 [10:20] <SinZ> MrMaffoo: out of luck
#1478 [10:20] <MrMaffoo> :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#1479 [10:20] <MrMaffoo> :(:(:(
#1480 [10:21] <mib_6qdehy> Sinz u there?
#1481 [10:21] <SinZ> mib_6qdehy: if you copy the map over, with a usbdrive or something, yes
#1482 [10:21] <MrMaffoo> :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
#1483 [10:21] <Ameshote> stop spamming
#1484 [10:21] <mib_6qdehy> wat if i just copy and paste it into the new world, it will be on the same computer
#1485 [10:21] <MrMaffoo> sorry
#1486 [10:21] <SinZ> Wait, is this on a laptop or something
#1487 [10:21] <MrMaffoo> bye u guys...
#1488 [10:21] <mib_6qdehy> laptop
#1489 [10:21] <SinZ> and you are moving the actual computer, with server on it
#1490 [10:22] <mib_6qdehy> yes
#1491 [10:22] <SinZ> then just portforward the same port and it'll work fine
#1492 [10:22] <Ameshote> sinz
#1493 [10:22] <SinZ> its the same server, just different ip
#1494 [10:22] <SinZ> yes Ameshote
#1495 [10:22] <Ameshote> I cannot find the submit button :(
#1496 [10:22] <mib_6qdehy> i tried that, the router was portforwarded but i couldnt use the same start.command, does that mean the router was portforwarded incorrectly
#1497 [10:23] <mib_6qdehy> Sinz?
#1498 [10:24] <SinZ> mib_6qdehy: tried just restarting the server
#1499 [10:24] <SinZ> =P
#1500 [10:24] <mib_6qdehy> kk lol so when i go to the house, portforward the router then use the same server folder that i use for this house to start it?
#1501 [10:24] <SinZ> and aslong as the start.command is still leading to the correct JAR file, and its not allredy in use, should be fine
#1502 [10:25] <Ameshote> sinz
#1503 [10:25] <Ameshote> I don't meen to be a burden
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#1505 [10:26] <SinZ> Ameshote: your not... when i joined the channel, it was a given
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#1507 [10:26] <Ameshote> :(
#1508 [10:26] <Kyoshe> hello everyone
#1509 [10:26] <Kyoshe> i hope you can help me
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#1511 [10:27] <Kyoshe> today i tried to log into minecraft and play but i had message player not premium
#1512 [10:27] <Kyoshe> i bought minecraft gift code about 2 weeks ago
#1513 [10:28] <SinZ> did you activate the code?
#1514 [10:28] <Ameshote> did you register it?
#1515 [10:28] <Kyoshe> yes
#1516 [10:28] <Kyoshe> i played it
#1517 [10:28] <jow> go on minecraft.net and then on profile
#1518 [10:28] <Kyoshe> todet to
#1519 [10:28] <Kyoshe> i played today
#1520 [10:28] <Kyoshe> about 10 a.m
#1521 [10:28] <Ameshote> hey sinz I posted it
#1522 [10:28] <Kyoshe> and now it doesn't works
#1523 [10:28] <SinZ> Ameshote: give the link
#1524 [10:28] <Ameshote> i figured out how to
#1525 [10:28] <Ameshote> whats the link
#1526 [10:28] <SinZ> the page it redirected you to
#1527 [10:29] <Ameshote> # Bad video card drivers! # -----------------------
#1528 [10:29] <SinZ> ...
#1529 [10:29] <Kyoshe> can you help me?
#1530 [10:29] <SinZ> try now, and the LINK this time
#1531 [10:29] <SinZ> ??> Kyoshe Payment
#1532 [10:29] <VoxelHead> Kyoshe: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1533 [10:29] <VoxelHead> Kyoshe: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#1534 [10:29] <SinZ> ??> Kyoshe support
#1535 [10:29] <VoxelHead> Kyoshe: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
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#1537 [10:30] <Kyoshe> i bought my minecraft give code on allegro :/
#1538 [10:31] <SinZ> umm...
#1539 [10:31] <claude> hi uh my game wont start cuz it says somthing about pixel formats not being acerlerated or somthing....HOW DO I FIX IT?
#1540 [10:31] <Ameshote> # Bad video card drivers! # ----------------------- minecraft- pastebin.com
#1541 [10:31] <SinZ> ah
#1542 [10:31] <SinZ> !paid allegro
#1543 [10:31] <SinZ> Kyroshe: try now
#1544 [10:31] <mib_6qdehy> ameshote give him the link at ur browser
#1545 [10:31] <Ameshote> mozzila
#1546 [10:32] <Ameshote> firefox
#1547 [10:32] <SinZ> Link, not browser name
#1548 [10:32] <SinZ> URL, Address
#1549 [10:32] <Ameshote> can'tlink
#1550 [10:32] <SinZ> Go to your address bar, Copy the URL there, and paste it here.
#1551 [10:33] <Kyoshe> !paid allegro
#1552 [10:33] <Kyoshe> ?
#1553 [10:34] <Kyoshe> what that means
#1554 [10:34] <Ameshote> http://pastebin.com/vdkPthJV
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#1556 [10:35] <jow> hi. i bought minecraft today. and a texture pack, too. first it works but when i installed another mod... only blackscreen. and my virus-software blocked the game.. what i have to do now? i cannot play...
#1557 [10:35] <jow> *i installed a texture pack, not bought :D
#1558 [10:36] <Ameshote> prolly a virus
#1559 [10:36] <Ameshote> Sinz
#1560 [10:36] <jow> and now? :(
#1561 [10:36] <Ameshote> prolly out of luck
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#1563 [10:36] <SinZ> jow: we dont support piracy of minecraft.
#1564 [10:37] <Ameshote> jk I have no clue
#1565 [10:37] <Kyoshe> can I send e-mail to support or notch or somwhere?
#1566 [10:37] <SinZ> Kyoshe: for what purpose
#1567 [10:37] <Ameshote> Sinz
#1568 [10:37] <Ameshote> did you get it
#1569 [10:37] <Kyoshe> to ask what 2 do
#1570 [10:38] <jow> sinz i didn't understand you. i payed for minecraft
#1571 [10:38] <xolotl> Kyoshe: no, they don't offer support for anything but payment issues
#1572 [10:38] <xolotl> Kyoshe: Make sure your graphics drivers are completely up-to-date
#1573 [10:38] <SinZ> , not bought :D
#1574 [10:38] <xolotl> Kyoshe: Also...
#1575 [10:38] <xolotl> ??> Kyoshe win/dxdiag
#1576 [10:38] <VoxelHead> Kyoshe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1577 [10:38] <Kyoshe> i played minecraft 2 weeks and today i have no premium -.-
#1578 [10:38] <VoxelHead> Kyoshe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1579 [10:38] <xolotl> oh, um
#1580 [10:38] <SinZ> Kyoshe: try again
#1581 [10:38] <Kyoshe> it's no graphic's card problem
#1582 [10:38] <xolotl> Kyoshe: Sorry, all of that was supposed to go to Ameshote
#1583 [10:39] <Kyoshe> ok
#1584 [10:39] <xolotl> Ameshote: ^ read what I wrote to Kyoshe; sorry
#1585 [10:39] <SinZ> Kyoshe: your account appears to be paid
#1586 [10:39] <xolotl> ??> Ameshote win/dxdiag
#1587 [10:39] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1588 [10:39] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1589 [10:39] <Kyoshe> i have my gift code on e-mail, I've paid 45 pln
#1590 [10:39] <Ameshote> press win+where
#1591 [10:40] <SinZ> R
#1592 [10:40] <SinZ> at same time, (Also known as just going into run)
#1593 [10:40] <xolotl> Ameshote: the windows key is typically between Ctrl and Alt
#1594 [10:40] <SinZ> ??< Ameshote win/key
#1595 [10:40] <Ameshote> ok
#1596 [10:40] <SinZ> ??> Ameshote win/key
#1597 [10:40] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1598 [10:41] <Ameshote> k I opened it
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#1601 [10:42] <Ameshote> its done downloading
#1602 [10:42] <Ameshote> err loading'
#1603 [10:43] <Ameshote> do I save all info?
#1604 [10:43] <SinZ> click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1605 [10:43] <SinZ> <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1606 [10:43] <oldtopman> Whats wrong with openjdk?
#1607 [10:43] <zelda> Hello. I am hopelessly lost. When I respawned it gave some kind of error about not finding a bed and put me in some random location. Ben walking for hours. Have no idea where I am.
#1608 [10:44] <oldtopman> zelda: You were at the spawn point
#1609 [10:44] <oldtopman> zelda: because your bed was unusable
#1610 [10:44] <zelda> No it defeintely is not the spawn point.
#1611 [10:44] <SinZ> it can be up to 16blocks off spawn
#1612 [10:44] <oldtopman> SMP or SSP>
#1613 [10:44] <zelda> Do you mean the spawn point from the beginning?
#1614 [10:44] <SinZ> yes
#1615 [10:44] <oldtopman> yes
#1616 [10:44] <zelda> Oh
#1617 [10:44] <Ameshote> I dont know where I saved it to
#1618 [10:45] <oldtopman> Whoop, dere it iz!
#1619 [10:45] <oldtopman> :P
#1620 [10:45] <Ameshote> I saved to 1 of the folders in my desktop
#1621 [10:45] <zelda> Well now I have quit the game and restarted so i;m in a diffeent place.
#1622 [10:45] <zelda> What can I do to get to the original spawn point?
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#1624 [10:46] <oldtopman> Whats wrong with openjdk?
#1625 [10:46] <oldtopman> I forgot
#1626 [10:46] <Ameshote> voxelhead
#1627 [10:46] <oldtopman> ??< openjdk
#1628 [10:46] <oldtopman> no entry
#1629 [10:46] <oldtopman> :/
#1630 [10:47] <Ameshote> what do I do?
#1631 [10:47] <zelda> Note having any form of navigation like a map is so frustrating. I;m so lost. How can I force back to spawn point?
#1632 [10:47] <oldtopman> zelda: /kill
#1633 [10:47] <Morrolan> Zelda: I singleplayer?
#1634 [10:47] <Morrolan> If yes then you'll have to use a mapeditor like mcedit
#1635 [10:47] <Morrolan> Or just craft a compass.
#1636 [10:47] <SinZ> Or, suicide
#1637 [10:48] <Ameshote> yeah I have no idea at all what you want me to do
#1638 [10:48] <zelda> When I die it does not go back to the original starting point.
#1639 [10:48] <SinZ> zelda: are you using a custom map of any sort?
#1640 [10:48] <zelda> It puts me the last place a i quit the game
#1641 [10:48] <zelda> No
#1642 [10:49] <SinZ> dieing isn't quitting and going back into the game
#1643 [10:49] <Ameshote> voxelhead
#1644 [10:49] <SinZ> you actually die, and respawn completly at the beggining
#1645 [10:49] <oldtopman> ??< index
#1646 [10:49] <SinZ> ??> Ameshote irc/vh
#1647 [10:49] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (irc/vh) I am VoxelHead - a bot created to store information to be retrieved later, to assist in helping users.
#1648 [10:49] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (irc/vh) I also have a pretty dumb AI thing that annoys people and only works half the time
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#1651 [10:50] <zelda> And I can;t read the x,y,z with f3 because its gets covered with some kinf of graph.
#1652 [10:50] <Ameshote> what do I do with the directX diagonostic tool?
#1653 [10:50] <SinZ> paste the info into pastebin, click submit, etc etc
#1654 [10:51] <mib_bmrgwd> hi
#1655 [10:51] <Ameshote> where is the info in it
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#1657 [10:51] <mib_bmrgwd> i have a problem
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#1659 [10:51] <SinZ> ??> Ameshote win/dxdiag
#1660 [10:51] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1661 [10:51] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1662 [10:51] <SinZ> mib_bmrgwd: that is?
#1663 [10:52] <Ameshote> where at in my sesktop
#1664 [10:53] <SinZ> where you know it is
#1665 [10:53] <mib_bmrgwd> when i start minecraft can i loggin me on. After this loggin come Mojang and then i have a blacksceen. sorry im a german and my english is not so good
#1666 [10:53] <SinZ> your about to open it with notepad or something to copy/paste into pastebin and give us the link
#1667 [10:53] <SinZ> mib_bmrgwd: got any mods?
#1668 [10:54] <mib_bmrgwd> yes 1
#1669 [10:54] <SinZ> Try deleting the mod and trying again
#1670 [10:54] <mib_bmrgwd> is ,,to many items´´ a mod
#1671 [10:54] <Ameshote> wont let me paste it
#1672 [10:54] <Ameshote> just copy
#1673 [10:54] <SinZ> yes
#1674 [10:55] <SinZ> Ameshote: a new pastebin
#1675 [10:55] <mib_bmrgwd> good thank you
#1676 [10:55] <Ameshote> YES IM IN A NEW PASTEBIN
#1677 [10:55] <Ameshote> it wont copy
#1678 [10:55] <Ameshote> err it wont paste just copy
#1679 [10:56] <SinZ> Ameshote: so it wont let you paste the copied info
#1680 [10:56] <Ameshote> I put the info into my address book
#1681 [10:56] <Ameshote> yes it wont
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#1683 [10:56] <SinZ> tried re-copying it
#1684 [10:56] <SinZ> or clicking into the box to paste
#1685 [10:56] <Ekzaps> Hi again...
#1686 [10:57] <SinZ> hi
#1687 [10:57] <Ameshote> hit copy on the DxDiag.txt and right clicked onto the pastebin NEW SITE and it wont let me paste
#1688 [10:57] <SinZ> no, Double click DxDiag
#1689 [10:57] <SinZ> select all of the info
#1690 [10:57] <SinZ> COPY
#1691 [10:57] <SinZ> Then paste on pastebin
#1692 [10:58] <Ekzaps> I asked few days ago because I have a problem, when I use the REAL launcher, I press login but after the 100% loading, I get blackscreen, I can't play in browser because it has too much lag.
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#1694 [10:58] <Ameshote> when I double click it it says do you want to replace this item?
#1695 [10:58] <Ekzaps> I reinstalled java, deleted .minecraft folder
#1696 [10:58] <SinZ> Ameshote: what program do you have set to open .txt files
#1697 [10:58] <Ekzaps> tried in an other windows session
#1698 [10:59] <SinZ> Ekzaps: whats your computer specs
#1699 [10:59] <Ekzaps> Mmmm
#1700 [10:59] <Ameshote> I dont know absolutely no clue
#1701 [10:59] <faxe> my minecraftlauncher isnt working it alwys says Can't connect to minecraft.net !
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#1703 [11:00] <Ekzaps> XP, SP3, Pentium 4 2,2GHZ, 1gb RAM :P but I was playing before that launcher (with informations and much more) appeared
#1704 [11:01] <faxe> !paid Ekzaps
#1705 [11:01] <Ekzaps> it's not normal, I could play with unlicensed minecraft, but since I bought it, I can't
#1706 [11:01] <Ameshote> I did it heres the thingy
#1707 [11:01] <Ameshote> http://pastebin.com/iWzmNBxT
#1708 [11:02] <Ameshote> I have no idea if thats what you wanted
#1709 [11:02] <Ameshote> Sinz
#1710 [11:02] <SinZ> ??< Ameshote gpu/intel
#1711 [11:02] <faxe> i still need help with my laucher
#1712 [11:02] <SinZ> ??> Ameshote gpu/intel
#1713 [11:02] <VoxelHead> Ameshote: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#1714 [11:03] <SinZ> update your drivers
#1715 [11:03] <Ameshote> so I can't play the game at all?
#1716 [11:03] <Ameshote> is that what your telling me?
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#1719 [11:04] <SinZ> Ameshote: Update your graphics card drivers, they currently dont support how minecraft works
#1720 [11:05] <Ameshote> this cp is 12 years old supporting WoW Aion Roblox and it can't support Minecraft (which doesnt have the best graphics in the first place)
#1721 [11:05] <Ameshote> Oblivion SPore
#1722 [11:06] <SinZ> it doesn't support the low graphics =D
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#1724 [11:06] <Ekzaps> So, is there a way I could fix my black screen please?
#1725 [11:06] <Ameshote> lol
#1726 [11:06] <SinZ> Ekzaps: any mods?
#1727 [11:06] <Ameshote> ok then ty SinZ
#1728 [11:06] <Ekzaps> No
#1729 [11:06] <Ameshote> oh wait SinZ
#1730 [11:06] <SinZ> well, since minecraft trys to reserve 1gb ram for itself, and you only have 1gb, that might be a factor Ekzaps
#1731 [11:07] <Ameshote> in beta offline single mode why is it laggy?
#1732 [11:07] <Ekzaps> Yeah but I was playing before it was THAT launcher
#1733 [11:07] <SinZ> your computer
#1734 [11:07] <SinZ> Ekzaps: it could of also been an update
#1735 [11:07] <Ameshote> was that to me?
#1736 [11:07] <Ameshote> (Your computer)?
#1737 [11:08] <dr_bibble> Hey if there anyway to delete all saves and statics because want to start again please if u can
#1738 [11:08] <Ameshote> ok then ty for all of your help everyone
#1739 [11:08] <SinZ> dr_dibble: what OS
#1740 [11:09] <xolotl> dr_bibble: find your ".minecraft" directory; remove the "saves" dir plus the files in there that look like they have to do with stats
#1741 [11:09] <dr_bibble> ty
#1742 [11:09] <xolotl> dr_bibble: %appdata%/.minecraft on Windows, I believe
#1743 [11:09] <SinZ> %appdata%\.minecraft actually =D
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#1745 [11:09] * xolotl scoffs at backslashes
#1745 [11:10] <Ekzaps> If someone send me his folder, will it works? because maybe it doesn't patch well here.
#1746 [11:10] <dr_bibble> thanks for ur help but forgot where u type appdata
#1747 [11:10] <xolotl> dr_bibble: start->run, I believe
#1748 [11:10] <Morrolan> ??> dr_bibble win/reinst
#1749 [11:10] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1750 [11:10] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1751 [11:10] <Morrolan> dr_bibble: Just don't remove everything but the saves folder, but the other way round
#1752 [11:10] <xolotl> (that would do too, though it'd cause Minecraft to redownload its Jar, etc)
#1753 [11:11] <SinZ> dr_dibble: also, in windows explorer, on the address bar
#1754 [11:11] <SinZ> you can type it there too
#1755 [11:11] <Morrolan> xolotl: Which is why he should do it the other way round, delete the saves folder. And, uh, where are the statistics?
#1756 [11:11] <xolotl> Morrolan: Yeah yeah, you ninja'd me
#1757 [11:11] <xolotl> :)
#1758 [11:11] <dr_bibble> thank u thats it fixed, ty every1 who helped
#1759 [11:11] <xolotl> Morrolan: They're in an obviously-named file or two, right in the main dir
#1760 [11:11] <Morrolan> ah, statistics are in their own folder, called stats. :)
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#1762 [11:14] <Ekzaps> :S So I can't play at all?
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#1765 [11:14] <Ekzaps> I get no error message too
#1766 [11:15] <botly> hi i bought the game but when i get to the launcher log in and everything it says user not prenium
#1767 [11:16] <botly> is there a number i could calll to get help
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#1769 [11:17] <botly> hello?
#1770 [11:17] <mib_f2smg3> im trying to download a texture pack but i dont know how im on an imac
#1771 [11:19] <Ekzaps> ???
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#1774 [11:20] <mib_f2smg3> any help
#1775 [11:20] <mib_f2smg3> ?
#1776 [11:26] <McPlusPlus> [mcpp-ircbot] Feed is empty!
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#1778 [11:29] <Ameshote> Why is my world so laggy?
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#1786 [11:51] <christiaan> i downloaded a texture pack that was too big. now programme wont start anymore can anyone tell me what i should do to solve this??
#1787 [11:51] <Tris> you can delete your minecraft.jar and reopen minecraft, it will download a fresh minecraft.jar
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#1793 [12:06] <Loranos> Hi umm Minecraft crashes after a few mins, im normally just playing the game
#1794 [12:07] <Loranos> I get a error which just pops up on my desktop as a notecard
#1795 [12:07] <Loranos> from the java runtime thing
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#1797 [12:15] <mib_5p31ne> i'm trying to run the downloaded version of minecraft but whenever i open it the window goes black and i get an error written on a text document on my desktop. Can anyone help?
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#1799 [12:18] <smerft> so can anyone help?
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#1801 [12:19] <smerft> i'm trying to run the downloaded version of minecraft but whenever i open it the window goes black and i get an error written on a text document on my desktop. Can anyone help?
#1802 [12:20] <smerft> anyone?
#1803 [12:21] <Awesomeness> I can help.
#1804 [12:22] <smerft> whats wrong with it then?
#1805 [12:22] <Awesomeness> I don't know.
#1806 [12:23] <smerft> but you said you could help
#1807 [12:23] <Awesomeness> Yes, I did, and I can help.
#1808 [12:23] <smerft> ok, i'm trying to run the downloaded version of minecraft but whenever i open it the window goes black and i get an error written on a text document on my desktop
#1809 [12:24] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#1810 [12:24] <smerft> so how do i fix it
#1811 [12:24] <Awesomeness> Use www.pastebin.com to paste the contents of the error, please.
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#1813 [12:26] <FriendlyCreeper> Hello everyone :)
#1814 [12:26] <FriendlyCreeper> I have a question
#1815 [12:26] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#1816 [12:26] <FriendlyCreeper> could somebody help me, please?
#1817 [12:26] <Awesomeness> I could.
#1818 [12:27] <FriendlyCreeper> Okay, thanks!
#1819 [12:27] <FriendlyCreeper> so .. I reinstalled java
#1820 [12:27] <FriendlyCreeper> today
#1821 [12:27] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#1822 [12:27] <FriendlyCreeper> and now, whenever I click on the Minecraft.exe
#1823 [12:27] <FriendlyCreeper> it says "This registry referes to a nonexisting Java Runtime Error ... "
#1824 [12:28] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#1825 [12:28] <FriendlyCreeper> Well, it's probalby because I reinstalled Java
#1826 [12:28] <Kealper> ugh....random mibbidiot earlier...
#1827 [12:28] <Awesomeness> Kealper
#1828 [12:28] <Awesomeness> fucking
#1829 [12:28] <Awesomeness> where, were you earlier?
#1830 [12:28] <Kealper> sleeping
#1831 [12:28] <Awesomeness> someone spammed the fuck out of this channel.
#1832 [12:28] <Awesomeness> y u no have active ops. >.>
#1833 [12:28] <Kealper> i see that
#1834 [12:28] <FriendlyCreeper> but I have no idea how to fix that .. someone have an idea? :s
#1835 [12:28] <Kealper> because we all sleep at around that time ._.
#1836 [12:29] <Awesomeness> Kealper: It was 1pm at my time, get some european mods. >.>
#1837 [12:29] <Kealper> lol
#1838 [12:29] <Awesomeness> FriendyCreeper; try uninstalling & reinstalling Java.
#1839 [12:29] <Awesomeness> make sure it's a full uninstall.
#1840 [12:29] <smerft> and exactly how was that website meant to help?
#1841 [12:29] <Hawk> hey kealper, still doesn't work....... :(
#1842 [12:29] <Kealper> Hawk: :/
#1843 [12:29] <Awesomeness> Hawk: reboot your pc three times.
#1844 [12:30] <FriendlyCreeper> I did, looked in the registry, deleted everything manuelly I saw, used CCleaner, rebootet, etc
#1845 [12:30] <Kealper> Hawk: do you have any other computers you could try it on?
#1846 [12:30] <Hawk> i've spent 6 hours searching.. idk if its worth it anymore..
#1847 [12:30] <Hawk> i could try
#1848 [12:30] <Kealper> Hawk: beacuse i'm at a total loss as to why it doesn't work...i've never seen something like that before :/
#1849 [12:30] <Awesomeness> You do CCleaner doesn't do anything?
#1850 [12:30] <Awesomeness> *do realize
#1851 [12:30] <Kealper> CCleaner does do stuff, just probably not stuff related to Minecraft fixing
#1852 [12:31] <FriendlyCreeper> Well I was talking about a Java uninstallion
#1853 [12:31] <Awesomeness> It does 0 to help you fix any registry related problems.
#1854 [12:31] <FriendlyCreeper> So it deletes some Java based Datas in the registry I guess
#1855 [12:31] <Kealper> well, the registry thing in CCleaner is nice...the rest of the program is useless crap
#1856 [12:31] <FriendlyCreeper> I used TuneUp Registry Cleaner as well
#1857 [12:31] <FriendlyCreeper> I have the full version
#1858 [12:31] <Awesomeness> Kealper: ccleaner is crap, it's not good at all. >.>
#1859 [12:32] <Kealper> Awesomeness: it's good for it's price lol
#1860 [12:32] <Awesomeness> ....
#1861 [12:32] <Kealper> it's free, you can't expect a whole lot from it lol
#1862 [12:32] <FriendlyCreeper> Okay, back to the problem pl0x ><
#1863 [12:32] <smerft> im starting to think im going to get no fucking help at all
#1864 [12:32] <Kealper> smerft: what was your issue?
#1865 [12:32] <Awesomeness> smerft; y u so mad?
#1866 [12:32] <Kealper> smerft: also....
#1867 [12:32] <Awesomeness> ?? attitude
#1868 [12:32] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1869 [12:32] <Kealper> ??> smerft attitude
#1870 [12:32] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1871 [12:33] <Kealper> BLARGH
#1872 [12:33] <Awesomeness> wolololo
#1873 [12:33] <Kealper> i had to stop and think how it was spelled lol
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#1875 [12:33] <Awesomeness> Lol
#1876 [12:33] <Kealper> (i just got up, silence, you!)
#1877 [12:33] <Hawk> oh and by the way kealper, i don't think you say my message a while ago but.. Thank you again for all your help last nite, even though i am still no closer to playing :o)
#1878 [12:34] <FriendlyCreeper> I'm really thankful that you guys deal with my Minecraft problem, thanks
#1879 [12:34] <smerft> i dont need a lecture on my attitude
#1880 [12:34] <FriendlyCreeper> got any more ideads btw?
#1881 [12:34] <Kealper> Hawk: meh, just sucks that i couldn't figure it out :/
#1882 [12:34] <Awesomeness> Smerft; stop shouting at us, we are not paid or anything
#1883 [12:34] <Kealper> smerft: you want help, yes?
#1884 [12:34] <squiggy> okay i need help, i'm unable to play minecraft at all
#1885 [12:34] <Awesomeness> you should be thankful we are here at all.
#1886 [12:34] <Kealper> squiggy: could you elaborate?
#1887 [12:34] <FriendlyCreeper> I am .. just to mention that :D
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#1889 [12:35] <smerft> fuck this bullshit
#1890 [12:35] <Fantleas> lol
#1891 [12:35] <Awesomeness> y u so mad?
#1892 [12:35] * Kealper kicked smerft from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I've got no time for 11 year olds)
#1893 [12:35] <squiggy> i am unable to load the game on either the dowloaded app or the main website
#1894 [12:35] <Awesomeness> lmao
#1895 [12:35] <FriendlyCreeper> And I would be even more thankful if someone offered me some ideas on how to fix the "I-cant-start-Minecraft-after-reinstalling-Java" problem
#1896 [12:36] <FriendlyCreeper> :)
#1897 [12:36] <Kealper> squiggy: has it worked before?
#1898 [12:36] <Awesomeness> squiggy: Are you using Internet Explorer?
#1899 [12:36] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: is there any error report i could look at? also does it just not start or does it crash? (or does it just go black)
#1900 [12:36] <Awesomeness> If so, please download Firefox.
#1901 [12:37] <FriendlyCreeper> Kealper: Well, whenever I click on the icon on my desktop
#1902 [12:37] <squiggy> yes its worked before it stopped working two days ago
#1903 [12:37] <Awesomeness> Are you using Internet Explorer?
#1904 [12:37] <Kealper> squiggy: did you install any texture packs or mods?
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#1906 [12:37] <squiggy> no i dont know how to
#1907 [12:37] <Kealper> ??> squiggy win/reinst
#1908 [12:37] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1909 [12:37] <VoxelHead> squiggy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1910 [12:37] <FriendlyCreeper> Kealper: it just gives me an error report which says "The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupted. "
#1911 [12:37] <Awesomeness> pff, I get ignored, great.
#1912 [12:38] <Awesomeness> FriendlyCreeper: tried a full uninstall & reinstall?
#1913 [12:38] <FriendlyCreeper> Of course
#1914 [12:38] <Awesomeness> vewee inteweswting.
#1915 [12:38] <FriendlyCreeper> Still doesn't work
#1916 [12:38] <napoleon> im back
#1917 [12:38] <Awesomeness> FC: What is the OS you are using?
#1918 [12:38] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: do you know what teamviewer is?
#1919 [12:38] <FriendlyCreeper> WinXP 32 Bit
#1920 [12:38] <FriendlyCreeper> yes kealper
#1921 [12:39] <napoleon> now who kicked me
#1922 [12:39] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: one sec
#1923 [12:39] <Kealper> napoleon: i did
#1924 [12:39] <Awesomeness> FC: PM Me your teamviewer ID, and Pass
#1925 [12:39] <napoleon> y
#1926 [12:39] <Awesomeness> I'll fix it for you. :P
#1927 [12:39] <Kealper> napoleon: i told you to watch your attitude, you didn't
#1928 [12:39] <Awesomeness> napoleon: I told you, too. .-.
#1929 [12:39] <FriendlyCreeper> No thanks awesomeness :)
#1930 [12:39] <Awesomeness> uhh, okay?
#1931 [12:39] <napoleon> and i said idont need a lecture on it
#1932 [12:39] <Awesomeness> napoleon: you are asking for it.
#1933 [12:40] <FriendlyCreeper> oh wait, teamviewer is this banning thing, isn't it?
#1934 [12:40] <Kealper> napoleon: and i asked you what your problem was. all you did was complain about how this channel was no help
#1935 [12:40] <Morrolan> FriendlyCreeper: Hell no.
#1936 [12:40] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: no, trying to deal with something
#1937 [12:40] <Morrolan> ??> FriendlyCreeper teamviewer
#1938 [12:40] <VoxelHead> FriendlyCreeper: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1939 [12:40] <VoxelHead> FriendlyCreeper: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1940 [12:40] <napoleon> all i wanted was to find what the problem with my minecraft was
#1941 [12:40] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: sorry....did you want me to connect to your computer and see if i could get this sorted out?
#1942 [12:40] <FriendlyCreeper> Oh okay, I thought it was something else .. but I know what TV is, I even have got it on my computer
#1943 [12:41] <FriendlyCreeper> I would be really thankful kealper
#1944 [12:41] <Kealper> napoleon: i'll ask one more time, if you don't say it...then you will lose access to this channel: what exactly is the issue you are having?
#1945 [12:41] <Awesomeness> THIS CHANNEL SUCKS, NO HELP!!!
#1946 [12:41] <Awesomeness> FUCK THIS
#1947 [12:41] <Awesomeness> lol
#1948 [12:41] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: do you know how to send a private message on here?
#1949 [12:41] <FriendlyCreeper> No, sorry
#1950 [12:41] <Awesomeness> Kealper: I'll help FC, deal with Napoleon
#1951 [12:42] <squiggy> VoxelHead: tanks it worked
#1952 [12:42] <squiggy> *thank
#1953 [12:42] <squiggy> s
#1954 [12:42] <Kealper> Awesomeness: did you want to teamviewer to his computer to try and uninstall it? lol
#1955 [12:42] <Awesomeness> I wanna look at his envoriment thingies
#1956 [12:42] <Awesomeness> w/e you call them
#1957 [12:42] <Awesomeness> I'll try to fix it anyway
#1958 [12:42] <Awesomeness> I think I know the problem
#1959 [12:42] <Awesomeness> FriendlyCreeper: type /query Awesomeness Hey
#1960 [12:42] <FriendlyCreeper> Macros? rofl
#1961 [12:42] <napoleon> ive already explained to Awesomeness
#1962 [12:43] <Kealper> it sounds to me like something was not installed correctly
#1963 [12:43] <Kealper> uninstalled*
#1964 [12:43] <Kealper> napoleon: that's nice; i just got here a bit ago, so explain it again
#1965 [12:43] <FriendlyCreeper> Okay, there is something important I left out .. I think
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#1967 [12:43] <Kealper> #minecrafthelp FriendlyCreeper: ಠ_ಠ
#1968 [12:43] <Kealper> fail
#1969 [12:43] <Kealper> i should fix that alias
#1970 [12:43] <Awesomeness> Kealer: I told him to paste his error in pastebin, he bitched how pastebin didn't help him.
#1971 [12:43] <Awesomeness> LOL
#1972 [12:43] <Kealper> ._.
#1973 [12:44] <FriendlyCreeper> Well, first of all, I uninstalled Java .. a FULL uninstall, of course .. then I tried to reinstall it, but It didn't work ..
#1974 [12:44] <FriendlyCreeper> I tried so much .. at the end
#1975 [12:44] <napoleon> i try to run minecraft it goes black and it crashes hats basically it
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#1977 [12:44] <FriendlyCreeper> I just installed OpenOffice, because it installs Java with it
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#1979 [12:44] <Kealper> napoleon: did you try to install any mods or texture packs?
#1980 [12:45] <FriendlyCreeper> and It kinda worked, I now have Java again
#1981 [12:45] <Joshjimmyslater> Hey, I was wondering if anyone would help me with my blackscreen cilent on minecraft?
#1982 [12:45] <Awesomeness> napoleon: I already told you, GIVE US THE ERROR REPORT.
#1983 [12:45] * mib_ec2hwv [mib_ec2hwv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1984 [12:45] <Kealper> FriendlyCreeper: http://java.com
#1985 [12:45] <lemon> will people who bought the game in alpha be getting the xbox and xperia play versions for free
#1986 [12:45] <Morrolan> Joshjimmyslater: Which operating system are you using?
#1987 [12:45] <Awesomeness> Josh: any mods installed lately?
#1988 [12:45] <Morrolan> lemon: Most likely not.
#1989 [12:45] <Joshjimmyslater> Windows XP
#1990 [12:45] <Morrolan> Different developer, after all.
#1991 [12:45] <Morrolan> ??> Joshjimmyslater win/reinst
#1992 [12:45] <VoxelHead> Joshjimmyslater: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1993 [12:45] <VoxelHead> Joshjimmyslater: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1994 [12:45] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, Joshjimmyslater.
#1995 [12:46] <Morrolan> If it didn't help we'll try to help you further.
#1996 [12:46] <mib_ec2hwv> my minecraft wont pop up it loads it and goes to a black screen
#1997 [12:46] <FriendlyCreeper> Kealper I downloaded Java from it's original site, but it didnt work
#1998 [12:46] <lemon> where can i find a copy of the alpha license agreement
#1999 [12:46] <Morrolan> mib_ec2hwv: Which operating system are you using?
#2000 [12:46] <Joshjimmyslater> Ive tried deleting the folder, didnt work D:
#2001 [12:46] <Morrolan> lemon: No idea.
#2002 [12:46] * Kealper has an idea
#2002 [12:46] <Kealper> ?? tos
#2003 [12:46] <VoxelHead> tos: http://www.minecraft.net/copyright.jsp - The one major rule: Do not distribute anything I've made. This includes the client and the server software for the game.
#2004 [12:46] <VoxelHead> tos: This also includes modified versions of anything I've made. In order to maintain control of the project, I need all game downloads to come from a single central source. I hope you understand.
#2005 [12:46] <mib_ec2hwv> windows
#2006 [12:46] <mib_ec2hwv> xp
#2007 [12:46] <Morrolan> These aren't the alpha ones though, Kealper.
#2008 [12:46] <Morrolan> ??> mib_ec2hwv win/reinst
#2009 [12:46] <Kealper> those are about as good as it's going to et
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#2011 [12:46] <VoxelHead> mib_ec2hwv: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2012 [12:47] <VoxelHead> mib_ec2hwv: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2013 [12:47] <Kealper> get*
#2014 [12:47] <Morrolan> <+Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, mib_ec2hwv
#2015 [12:47] <napoleon> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x523ab4c7, pid=3120, tid=3096 # # JRE version: 6.0_25-b06 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.0-b11 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglx1.dll+0x3fb4c7] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#2016 [12:47] <FriendlyCreeper> So .. nobody got an idea on my problem? :s
#2017 [12:47] <Morrolan> napoleon: Use pastebin.com please
#2018 [12:47] <Morrolan> Joshjimmyslater: So you already deleted the .minecraft folder and it didn't help?
#2019 [12:47] <Kealper> napoleon: has it ever worked before?
#2020 [12:47] <Joshjimmyslater> Yep
#2021 [12:47] <lemon> when the game went from alpha to beta, notch said "We will also change the license to remove the line that promises all future versions of the game for free" which would suggest alpha users were promised all future versions for free, notch has now gone on to say in his most recent blog post:
#2022 [12:47] <lemon> Minecraft is coming to XBox 360. It will be a new version of the game
#2023 [12:47] <lemon> Minecraft is coming to Xperia PLAY. It will be a new version of the game
#2024 [12:47] <mib_ec2hwv> ok thank u
#2025 [12:48] <Morrolan> lemon: It is a different developer though.
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#2027 [12:48] <Morrolan> Don't nitpick on his words, trying to get something free. ;)
#2028 [12:48] <lemon> just getting what i paid for ;)
#2029 [12:48] <Kealper> lemon: all major updates. not a whole new game
#2030 [12:48] <lemon> okay
#2031 [12:48] <Morrolan> Joshjimmyslater: Ok, did you already try to reinstall Minecraft?
#2032 [12:48] <Awesomeness> lemon; stfu, I bought alpha too
#2033 [12:48] <Kealper> lemon: you already got much more than what you paid for
#2034 [12:48] <Joshjimmyslater> Yes i did
#2035 [12:48] <Awesomeness> what are you, a bum?
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#2037 [12:48] <Mikiael> e34:ee3b:4c90:2d0:5bff:fecb:b6dc PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Hi.
#2038 [12:49] <Awesomeness> Hi.
#2039 [12:49] <xolotl> Let's leave the alpha/beta/license-bitching to #minecraft, eh?
#2040 [12:49] <lemon> lol, i paid for alpha and all future versions for free, notch has reffered to both new games as versions
#2041 [12:49] <lemon> well some help this chat is
#2042 [12:49] <napoleo> sorry my brother turned off the internet connection
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#2044 [12:50] <Kealper> why am i not inside #CHANNEL D:
#2045 [12:50] <AG_Scott> what a bad little boy.
#2046 [12:50] * AG_Scott pokes Kealper
#2046 [12:50] <AG_Scott> HI! :D
#2047 [12:50] <Joshjimmyslater> I also have looked on the forums, nothing worked
#2048 [12:50] * Kealper waves
#2048 [12:50] <Morrolan> Joshjimmyslater: Did it ever work before?
#2049 [12:51] <napoleo> Awesomeness: how do i use past bin then
#2050 [12:51] * Awesomeness greets Scott
#2050 [12:51] <Awesomeness> napoleo: I don't know, how?
#2051 [12:51] <Joshjimmyslater> Well, on my old laptop i set the hardware thing to half way, worked, now i got my other computer, with best graphics, didnt work
#2052 [12:51] <Morrolan> napoleo: Copy the error log, go to www.pastebin.com , put it in the box, hit submit, give us the URL
#2053 [12:52] <napoleo> http://pastebin.com/dMzn0YKB
#2054 [12:53] <Kealper> napoleo: give me a sec to read this
#2055 [12:53] <Joshjimmyslater> I dont think its graphics related either
#2056 [12:53] <napoleo> ok
#2057 [12:53] <Morrolan> napoleo: Looks like an issue with your graphics card, Kealper will gladly walk you through updating it. :D
#2058 [12:53] <napoleo> ok
#2059 [12:53] <Awesomeness> Yes, Pm Kealper 10 times to make sure he knows you are pming him.
#2060 [12:53] * Morrolan runs
#2060 [12:54] <Morrolan> Awesomeness!
#2061 [12:54] * Kealper stabs Awesomeness
#2061 [12:54] * Awesomeness teleports to Morrolan
#2061 [12:54] <Joshjimmyslater> Ahh i gtg will be on in a bit, i hope to get it working! Bye
#2062 [12:54] <AG_Scott> oh goodness :(
#2063 [12:54] <Kealper> napoleo: go to http://ati.com and update your graphics drivers
#2064 [12:54] <AG_Scott> Religious nutters at my front door.
#2065 [12:54] <Wizeon> any idea why minecraft has 1 second lag spikes on the newest amd catalyst drivers?
#2066 [12:54] <AG_Scott> I need a boy to kiss.
#2067 [12:55] <Kealper> AG_Scott: where's Eddie when you need him? D:
#2068 [12:55] <Joshjimmyslater> Bye :D
#2069 [12:55] <AG_Scott> Kealper: :P
#2070 [12:55] <Wizeon> the whole game freezes for a second, about every 5 seconds
#2071 [12:55] <AG_Scott> I thought I was blacklisted.
#2072 [12:55] <Kealper> they must be new in town
#2073 [12:55] <AG_Scott> I made out with a guy friend when the mormons were at my door.
#2074 [12:55] <AG_Scott> They never came back! :D
#2075 [12:56] <Kealper> lol
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#2077 [12:56] <andrew> can anyone help me out i cant play minecraft
#2078 [12:56] <Awesomeness> I can help out out.
#2079 [12:56] <Wizeon> system specs: phenom II x4 955BE, HD5870, 4GB DDR3
#2080 [12:56] <AG_Scott> can you be more specific?
#2081 [12:56] * Awesomeness helps andrew out
#2081 [12:57] <Wizeon> and yeah I'd need help too :(
#2082 [12:57] <Awesomeness> That's nice
#2083 [12:57] <andrew> well everytime i play the game through browser or by downloading
#2084 [12:57] <andrew> it says minecraft has stopped working
#2085 [12:58] <Awesomeness> Reboot your pc 3 times.
#2086 [12:58] <Awesomeness> Come back when done.
#2087 [12:58] <Wizeon> I've tried redownloading mc, updating java etc. the only way to fix it is to roll back ati drivers
#2088 [12:58] <xolotl> Awesomeness: Stop being an ass
#2089 [12:58] <Awesomeness> lmao
#2090 [12:59] <xolotl> Yeah, hilarious.
#2091 [12:59] <Awesomeness> <3
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#2094 [12:59] <Wizeon> is there any moderation on this channel or why is the quality of the help channel this low?
#2095 [12:59] <Wizeon> offtopic talk and everything
#2096 [12:59] <andrew> i tried rdowloading the game and restarting my computer
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#2098 [13:00] <xolotl> Wizeon: Actually our signal-to-noise is better than many channels. It's often not too bad.
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#2100 [13:00] <Kealper> Wizeon: also, we're not paid employees of Mojang, we're all volunteers
#2101 [13:00] <Wizeon> yeah
#2102 [13:00] <andrew> no ones going to help then, alright then
#2103 [13:01] <andrew> this is stupid kid shit
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#2105 [13:02] <Wizeon> so, anyone know how to fix the problem on the most recent (and a few versions before them) ati drivers?
#2106 [13:02] <AG_Scott> Hey, I told him to be more specific.
#2107 [13:02] <Kealper> ok but seriously: enough with the "restart it 3 times" thing
#2108 [13:03] <Awesomeness> LMAO
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#2110 [13:03] * xolotl mutters "enough with not just banning Awesomeness already." Guess I'm prickly today. :)
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#2112 [13:04] <Awesomeness> xolotl - you're not funny.
#2113 [13:04] <mib_rha2fk> I need help
#2114 [13:04] <Awesomeness> Go see a doctor.
#2115 [13:04] <Wizeon> Awesomeness, no, you're not funny
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#2117 [13:04] <Kealper> Awesomeness: i don't think he was trying to be
#2118 [13:04] <xolotl> mib_2z3lgi: You'll have to be more specific
#2119 [13:04] <mib_rha2fk> I bought the beta version of the game and it keeps saying that i need to purchase it
#2120 [13:05] * xolotl curses his tab-complete
#2120 [13:05] <mib_rha2fk> ???'
#2121 [13:05] <xolotl> mib_rha2fk: HOw long ago did you buy it? Sometimes it can take a bit for them to fully process the payment
#2122 [13:05] <mib_rha2fk> i bought it a few minutes ago
#2123 [13:05] <Awesomeness> It takes up to 48 hours
#2124 [13:05] <Awesomeness> ...
#2125 [13:05] <xolotl> mib_rha2fk: k, give it a bit of time then.
#2126 [13:06] <mib_rha2fk> wow. thanks
#2127 [13:06] <xolotl> mib_rha2fk: Depending on the method of payment it can be very quick; sometimes there's gremlins in the system though.
#2128 [13:06] <mib_rha2fk> will i be notified?
#2129 [13:06] <Awesomeness> Most likely not?
#2130 [13:06] <mib_rha2fk> ok, so i should just come back every once in a while to try it out?
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#2132 [13:07] <Awesomeness> Sure
#2133 [13:07] <mib_rha2fk> thx :)
#2134 [13:07] <xolotl> mib_rha2fk: You can check out http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=username (substituting your username) to check, if you want
#2135 [13:08] <montezuma> Hi, I purchased Minecraft two days ago. I still did not get a confirmation email and every time I log into the game it says user not premium. At the time I bought the game a message came up saying "thank you for purchasing." So I obviously bought it, why is it still not working?
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#2138 [13:09] <xolotl> montezuma: Check your bank statment to make sure that it actually did go through, and if so, contact payment@mojang.com with your details (including transaction number, etc)
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#2140 [13:11] <JonMW> Let's say that I have mobs travelling happily down a tunnel, propelled by hip-deep water flow. If the tunnel is three or more blocks tall, they will have room to jump and be able to fight the flow better. But if the height is reduced from 3 to 2, there is going to be a "lip" on the ceiling at the change point which mobs might get caught against. (question is still coming)
#2141 [13:11] <JonMW> So the question is whether I should keep my ceiling uniformally high or try to throttle the mobs down to eliminate any jumping space to achieve highest mob transit speed
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#2143 [13:12] <mib_wmuk9l> hi, i have a question - deoes this site free minecraft gift is legit? www.minecraft4free. com ?? i reive a gift code but canot reedem it ?
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#2145 [13:13] <xolotl> mib_wmuk9l: That site is not legit, no.
#2146 [13:13] <JonMW> I can't resolve that URL. Googling it, there's a minecraft-4-free.com and a minecraft4free.net (the latter appears under constructions)
#2147 [13:13] <xolotl> mib_wmuk9l: http://mojang.com/2011/04/26/achtung-uwaga-attention/
#2148 [13:14] <mib_wmuk9l> www.minecraft4free.com
#2149 [13:14] * Kealper kicked mib_wmuk9l from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Toasty O's)
#2150 [13:14] <Kealper> i hope he wasn't getting help
#2151 [13:15] <Kealper> i'm tuned to kick without questions if i see that site >.>
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#2153 [13:15] <Awesomeness> lolol
#2154 [13:15] * Awesomeness highfives Kealper
#2154 [13:15] <JonMW> Yeah, he was asking if it was legit >>
#2155 [13:15] <Kealper> oh
#2156 [13:15] <Awesomeness> minecraft4paid.com
#2157 [13:15] <Awesomeness> lol
#2158 [13:15] <mib_wmuk9l> ok so its seems that it is a !@#! ;)
#2159 [13:15] <Kealper> mib_wmuk9l: no, it's not
#2160 [13:16] <Awesomeness> Okay, I bombed it with proxies
#2161 [13:16] <Kealper> mib_wmuk9l: and i don't even look for context if i see that site, i'll just kick..that's how not-legit it is >.>
#2162 [13:16] <Awesomeness> It sends you to a survey site.
#2163 [13:16] <Awesomeness> so, no
#2164 [13:16] <clone1018> Awesomeness: 7 proxies surely?
#2165 [13:16] <mib_wmuk9l> ok thx
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#2167 [13:16] <Awesomeness> Dunno, I have ~500k proxies
#2168 [13:16] <Awesomeness> lol
#2169 [13:17] <clone1018> I just use a vpn...
#2170 [13:17] <Awesomeness> That's nice.
#2171 [13:17] <Awesomeness> anyway; it's not legit.
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#2174 [13:19] <JonMW> Hmmmm. I've decided to keep my ceilings high, since whether or not a mob will get caught on a lip will depend on mob-swimming behaviour of which I am completely ignorant
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#2181 [13:28] <tamafan1> why cant i get connected on minecraft
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#2183 [13:28] <tamafan1> some one help please
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#2185 [13:29] <Hawk> aww.......
#2186 [13:29] <Hawk> new error now..
#2187 [13:29] <Hawk> :\
#2188 [13:29] <tamafan1> can you help me?
#2189 [13:29] <Hawk> i need help as well
#2190 [13:29] <mib_67dd9d> I need help. I bought mine craft beta a couple days ago, and ever since it keeps on freezing and unfreezing. making it really slow. And its fine when i play the classic version.
#2191 [13:29] <tamafan1> oh
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#2193 [13:30] <kiichiro> Hello I'm having some trouble running minecraft in xubuntu
#2194 [13:30] <tamafan1> i bought minecraft beta on monday and it wont let me on a server
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#2196 [13:30] <tamafan1> and yesterday it said it was a unofficial copy
#2197 [13:30] <mib_67dd9d> i need help
#2198 [13:31] <tamafan1> sigh
#2199 [13:31] <tamafan1> hey mib
#2200 [13:31] <mib_67dd9d> can anyone help here
#2201 [13:31] <tamafan1> whats the matter with your minecraft
#2202 [13:32] <mib_67dd9d> every time i play, it freezes
#2203 [13:32] <tamafan1> oh
#2204 [13:32] <mib_67dd9d> then unfreezes
#2205 [13:32] <tamafan1> it wont let me play on multiplayer
#2206 [13:33] <tamafan1> i get the IP right
#2207 [13:33] <mib_67dd9d> and repeats the process
#2208 [13:33] <tamafan1> but it just wont work
#2209 [13:33] <kiichiro> you add the port?
#2210 [13:33] <tamafan1> huh?
#2211 [13:33] <tamafan1> whats that?
#2212 [13:34] <tamafan1> kiichiro
#2213 [13:34] <tamafan1> whats that
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#2215 [13:34] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: What's the erro message?
#2216 [13:34] <Tanjoodo> error*
#2217 [13:35] <kiichiro> like it looks like
#2218 [13:35] <tamafan1> i forgot
#2219 [13:35] <kiichiro> :25565
#2220 [13:35] <tamafan1> im gonna look at it
#2221 [13:35] <tamafan1> dont go anywhere
#2222 [13:35] <Tanjoodo> I'm right over here.
#2223 [13:36] <tamafan1> it say failed to connect to server
#2224 [13:36] <Tanjoodo> Okay, what's your Minecraft nickname?
#2225 [13:36] <tamafan1> tamafan1
#2226 [13:36] <Tanjoodo> !paid tamafan1
#2227 [13:36] <Tanjoodo> Okay,
#2228 [13:37] <Tanjoodo> Why don't you try an another server?
#2229 [13:37] <tamafan1> ok
#2230 [13:37] <Tanjoodo> ! serverlist
#2231 [13:37] <tamafan1> ill try
#2232 [13:37] <Tanjoodo> !list
#2233 [13:37] <tamafan1> i play tree craft
#2234 [13:37] <Tanjoodo> :/
#2235 [13:37] <tamafan1> ill try that
#2236 [13:37] <Tanjoodo> Okay
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#2238 [13:39] <tamafan1> sigh
#2239 [13:39] <tamafan1> hey tan
#2240 [13:39] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2241 [13:39] <Tanjoodo> Yes?
#2242 [13:39] <tamafan1> it said logging in
#2243 [13:39] <tamafan1> but then it said connection lost
#2244 [13:39] <Tanjoodo> Ah.
#2245 [13:40] <tamafan1> what do i do?
#2246 [13:40] <Tanjoodo> How do you access the Internet?
#2247 [13:40] <tamafan1> what do you mean
#2248 [13:40] <Tanjoodo> Cable, DSL, WiMax...etc
#2249 [13:40] <tamafan1> cable
#2250 [13:40] <tamafan1> high speed
#2251 [13:41] <Tanjoodo> Okay.
#2252 [13:41] <TheReddeH> omfg zelda in minecraft?! adventurecraft :o
#2253 [13:41] <Tanjoodo> Wow, I'm out of ideas :/
#2254 [13:42] <TheReddeH> soo awesome11!!
#2255 [13:42] <tamafan1> sorry
#2256 [13:42] <TheReddeH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNO0y7cFgjM&feature=channel_video_title
#2257 [13:42] <tamafan1> is it broken?
#2258 [13:42] <mib_67dd9d> hello... i need help here
#2259 [13:43] <Tanjoodo> ??> mib_67dd9d ask
#2260 [13:43] <VoxelHead> mib_67dd9d: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2261 [13:43] <VoxelHead> mib_67dd9d: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2262 [13:43] * dopeghoti scrolls up
#2262 [13:43] <mib_67dd9d> when i play minecraft, it freezes
#2263 [13:45] <dopeghoti> ...wow
#2264 [13:45] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2265 [13:45] <Tanjoodo> mib_67dd9d: How much RAM do you have?
#2266 [13:45] <dopeghoti> oldtopmanserver: sorry I wan't here for that. That person won't be back.
#2267 [13:46] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: I honestly don't know, I think it's a server side issue
#2268 [13:47] <tamafan1> sigh
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#2270 [13:48] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2271 [13:48] <Tanjoodo> Yes?
#2272 [13:48] <tamafan1> thanks for your help
#2273 [13:48] <tamafan1> and
#2274 [13:48] <tamafan1> yesterday
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#2277 [13:49] <tamafan1> i was playing singleplayer and it said that this is an unofficial copy
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#2279 [13:49] <tamafan1> tanjoodo?
#2280 [13:50] <Tanjoodo> Oh, I don't do account/activation/legitimacy stuff.
#2281 [13:50] <tamafan1> oh
#2282 [13:50] <tamafan1> i just wanted to know why
#2283 [13:50] <[davidson]> I have tried several things and it still says when I open my minecraft that its finished downloading and it wont let me play
#2284 [13:51] <Tanjoodo> Define "won't let me play"
#2285 [13:51] <[davidson]> It just a loading screen
#2286 [13:51] <wilma> when i try to log onto a maultplayer server an error comes up. it says connection lost, end of stream or disconnected by server, internal server error. everyone else can still get on this server except me. i could i fix this
#2287 [13:51] <[davidson]> It doesn't have any options
#2288 [13:51] <tamafan1> WILMA
#2289 [13:51] <wilma> hi
#2290 [13:52] <tamafan1> thats what it says for me too
#2291 [13:52] <wilma> how do i fix it
#2292 [13:52] <tamafan1> idk
#2293 [13:52] <[davidson]> Nothing?
#2294 [13:52] <wilma> well that just ruined my day
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#2296 [13:53] <tamafan1> wilma
#2297 [13:53] <wilma> i gotta go kill myself, bye everyone, thanks for your help!!
#2298 [13:53] <tamafan1> tanjoodo said for me that its not my computers fault
#2299 [13:53] <Tanjoodo> >>? [davidson] win/reinst
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#2301 [13:53] <[davidson]> bye
#2302 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> Oop
#2303 [13:54] <[davidson]> Huh?
#2304 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> s
#2305 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> Wrong command >.<
#2306 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> ??> [davidson] win/reinst
#2307 [13:54] <tamafan1> what command?
#2308 [13:54] <VoxelHead> [davidson]: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2309 [13:54] <VoxelHead> [davidson]: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2310 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> [davidson]: I assume you're using Windows.
#2311 [13:54] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2312 [13:54] <Campy> davidson is running windows.
#2313 [13:54] <Tanjoodo> Yes?
#2314 [13:54] <Campy> hes a friend of mine.
#2315 [13:55] <mib_jg9dd8> I can log in but it can't get to the menu of minecraft can you help?
#2316 [13:55] <tamafan1> should i reboot my computer?
#2317 [13:55] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: try another different server
#2318 [13:55] <tamafan1> i did
#2319 [13:55] <tamafan1> and it wont even say logging in
#2320 [13:55] <mib_jg9dd8> can you give me instructions
#2321 [13:55] <tamafan1> when i try to go in to treecraft it says logging in
#2322 [13:56] <tamafan1> but when i go to a different server
#2323 [13:56] <tamafan1> it only says connecting
#2324 [13:56] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: Try an even different server
#2325 [13:56] <Tanjoodo> mib_jg9dd8: Do you have any mods installed?
#2326 [13:56] <tamafan1> what do you mean by even?
#2327 [13:56] <tamafan1> no
#2328 [13:56] <mib_jg9dd8> can anyone help me?
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#2330 [13:57] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2331 [13:57] <tamafan1> what do you mean by a even server?
#2332 [13:57] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: I mean an ANOTHER different server
#2333 [13:57] <tamafan1> oh
#2334 [13:58] <tamafan1> sorry
#2335 [13:58] <tamafan1> lol
#2336 [13:58] <AG_Scott> Try smp.shadow-craft.com
#2337 [13:58] <[davidson]> got it
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#2340 [14:00] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
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#2342 [14:00] <Tanjoodo> Yes?
#2343 [14:00] <tamafan1> any server i try always says connection timed out
#2344 [14:00] <mib_jg9dd8> my minecraft crashed on minecraft.net can anyone give instructions to help?
#2345 [14:00] <mib_63xy61> does anyone know how to get minecraft to work offline
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#2347 [14:01] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: Do you have a home network?
#2348 [14:01] <mib_jg9dd8> yes
#2349 [14:01] <tamafan1> i think so
#2350 [14:01] <mib_63xy61> no im at skl
#2351 [14:01] <Tanjoodo> Try accessing the internet directly from the modem
#2352 [14:01] <Tanjoodo> If it's possible
#2353 [14:01] <mib_jg9dd8> I can't
#2354 [14:01] <tamafan1> how?
#2355 [14:01] <tamafan1> how tanjoodo?
#2356 [14:02] <mib_63xy61> does anyone know how to get it to work in offline mode?
#2357 [14:02] <Tanjoodo> tamafan1: Nevermind
#2358 [14:02] <tamafan1> ok
#2359 [14:02] <billmc> hi, we bought minecraft for my son at our house...He is going to his grandmothers....can we use our account or his username/password to download minecraft on her computer so he can play it there?
#2360 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> mib_63xy61: When it fails to log you in, you will have the option to play offline.
#2361 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> billmc: yes, you can download it unlimited times from anywhere you like.
#2362 [14:03] <Tanjoodo> ??> mib_63xy61 client
#2363 [14:03] <mib_63xy61> yes but it doesnt let me click the button
#2364 [14:03] <Tanjoodo> >.<
#2365 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> mib_63xy61: you have to have played once online on that computer first.
#2366 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> Tanjoodo: "win/client"
#2367 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> ??>> Tanjoodo index
#2368 [14:03] <mib_63xy61> oh ok thanks you very much
#2369 [14:03] <billmc> thanks, i appreciate it!!!
#2370 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> billmc: anytime
#2371 [14:03] <tamafan1> tanjoodo
#2372 [14:04] <tamafan1> it my computer the problem or is it minecraft?
#2373 [14:04] <tamafan1> and should i reboot my computer?
#2374 [14:06] <tamafan1> hello?
#2375 [14:06] <DopeGhoti> Good morning, tamafan1.
#2376 [14:06] <tamafan1> dope
#2377 [14:07] <DopeGhoti> ta,/
#2378 [14:07] <DopeGhoti> tam.
#2379 [14:07] <tamafan1> yes?
#2380 [14:07] <DopeGhoti> you prodded me.
#2381 [14:08] <tamafan1> when i try to play multiplayer it says connecting to server
#2382 [14:08] <tamafan1> then it says fail to connect
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#2384 [14:09] <tamafan1> is it my computer thats bad or is it minecraft
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#2386 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> tamafan1: do you get this on several servers, or just one?
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#2388 [14:09] <tamafan1> i try several
#2389 [14:09] <tamafan1> but
#2390 [14:09] <tamafan1> i mostly go to one
#2391 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> But on the other servers, you have the same problem?
#2392 [14:09] <tamafan1> yes
#2393 [14:09] <leemon69> Hello...I was wandering where do I find survival games?
#2394 [14:09] <tamafan1> but
#2395 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> leemon69 smp/servers
#2396 [14:09] <VoxelHead> leemon69: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2397 [14:10] <VoxelHead> leemon69: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2398 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> tamafan1: but?
#2399 [14:10] <tamafan1> when i play the one i get on alot it says logging in but then it says somthing
#2400 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> 'something' being?
#2401 [14:10] <DopeGhoti> ?? error
#2402 [14:10] <VoxelHead> error: It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2403 [14:10] <tamafan1> yes
#2404 [14:10] <VoxelHead> error: If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#2405 [14:10] <tamafan1> ill check it
#2406 [14:11] <DopeGhoti> Thank you.
#2407 [14:11] <tamafan1> see what it says
#2408 [14:11] <tamafan1> it says logging in right now
#2409 [14:12] <tamafan1> dope
#2410 [14:12] <tamafan1> hello?
#2411 [14:12] <DopeGhoti> Yes?
#2412 [14:12] <tamafan1> now it says lost connection end of stream
#2413 [14:13] <DopeGhoti> I presume you are running Windows, yes?
#2414 [14:13] <tamafan1> yes
#2415 [14:13] <DopeGhoti> ??> tamafan1 win/reinst
#2416 [14:13] <VoxelHead> tamafan1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2417 [14:13] <VoxelHead> tamafan1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2418 [14:13] <tamafan1> ok ill try
#2419 [14:17] <tamafan1> ok i did that
#2420 [14:17] <tamafan1> all thats left is the saves file
#2421 [14:17] <tamafan1> voxel?
#2422 [14:17] <tamafan1> dope?
#2423 [14:17] <tamafan1> sigh
#2424 [14:19] <tamafan1> VOXEL
#2425 [14:19] <tamafan1> DOPE
#2426 [14:19] <tamafan1> IT WORKED
#2427 [14:19] <tamafan1> THANK YOU SOOO MUCH
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#2429 [14:21] <DopeGhoti> tamafan1: Glad you're up and running!
#2430 [14:21] <tamafan1> thanks
#2431 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> That'll be $8.
#2432 [14:22] <tamafan1> well bye
#2433 [14:22] <tamafan1> really
#2434 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> ciao (:
#2435 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> No, not really.
#2436 [14:22] <tamafan1> lol
#2437 [14:22] <tamafan1> hehe
#2438 [14:22] <tamafan1> have a good day
#2439 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> you as well, sir or ma'am or other.
#2440 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> happy mining and crafting
#2441 [14:22] <tamafan1> you too
#2442 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> \o
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#2444 [14:25] <bokaholic> Grr.
#2445 [14:26] <bokaholic> I have an 80 dollar mouse for less than a year and I think it's breaking.
#2446 [14:26] <bokaholic> Makes rage happen inside.
#2447 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> bokaholic: what flavor?
#2448 [14:26] * mib_w6e3e3 [mib_w6e3e3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2449 [14:27] <bokaholic> Logitech G500.
#2450 [14:27] * bokaholic throws it outside her nearest window.
#2450 [14:27] * bokaholic also shakefists.
#2450 [14:28] <It> I overused the scroll wheel of my mouse so much it turned to goop
#2451 [14:28] <mib_w6e3e3> my download of MinecraFT KEEPS CRASHING BUT MY BROWSER DOENT AND I DONT HAVE ANY MODS CAN U HELP ME
#2452 [14:28] <bokaholic> Left clicks seems to be buggin' out.
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#2454 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> mib_w6e3e3: no need to shout.
#2455 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_w6e3e3 win/reinst
#2456 [14:28] <VoxelHead> mib_w6e3e3: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2457 [14:28] <VoxelHead> mib_w6e3e3: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2458 [14:28] <It> does voxelhead still mute if you say things like ...........................
#2459 [14:29] <mib_w6e3e3> thbnaks
#2460 [14:29] <mib_w6e3e3> thanks
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#2462 [14:29] <It> VOX SHOULD MUTE IF YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THIS. ITS MORE ANNOYING.
#2463 [14:29] <kiichiro> I'm having trouble getting minecraft to work on linux
#2464 [14:29] * It pokes dopeghoti and tells him to make vox mute on caps spam
#2464 [14:30] <xolotl> Vox should bloody die if it can't keep its mouth shut, IMO.
#2465 [14:31] * bokaholic ohmy's.
#2465 [14:31] <DopeGhoti> It: I'm thinking about doing so.
#2466 [14:31] <mib_jg9dd8> what do I do when my minecraft crashes
#2467 [14:32] <DopeGhoti> mib_w6e3e3: hope your PC has airbags?
#2468 [14:32] <mib_w6e3e3> IT WORKED!!!!!!
#2469 [14:32] <DopeGhoti> mib_w6e3e3: that'll be $8. Thanks for playing #minecrafthelp.
#2470 [14:33] <DopeGhoti> xolotl: Vox is immortal.
#2471 [14:33] <DopeGhoti> well, to be more strictly accurate, amortal or nonmortal, but.
#2472 [14:34] * mib_wigew9 [mib_wigew9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2473 [14:34] <mib_wigew9> hello?
#2474 [14:34] <mib_wigew9> anyone....?
#2475 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> ??
#2476 [14:35] * bokaholic o.o
#2476 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> No onr??
#2477 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> ?
#2478 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> ._.
#2479 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> Im trying to play classic minecraft but the screen goes black
#2480 [14:35] <Morrolan> This channel is currently not available. Please leave a message after the beep.
#2481 [14:35] <mib_wigew9> can anyone help?
#2482 [14:36] <Awesomeness> I can help./
#2483 [14:36] * mib_1lgarq [mib_1lgarq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2484 [14:36] <mib_wigew9> How?
#2485 [14:36] * Awesomeness hands mib_wigew9 a can of carbonated help.
#2485 [14:36] <mib_wigew9> >.>
#2486 [14:36] <Morrolan> Hmm, I wonder where classic stores his files. In the browser cache I think?
#2487 [14:36] <mib_1lgarq> can some1 help me? i cant run minecraft.exe
#2488 [14:36] <Morrolan> mib_wigew9: Could you try to delete the cache of your browser?
#2489 [14:36] <Morrolan> mib_1lgarq: Define "can't run" please.
#2490 [14:37] <mib_wigew9> whats a cache...?
#2491 [14:37] <bokaholic> :O
#2492 [14:37] <Awesomeness> mib_1lgarq: It has legs?
#2493 [14:37] <mib_1lgarq> well, i get onto the log on screen, i log on... it loads then the window closes
#2494 [14:38] <mib_wigew9> ...
#2495 [14:39] <mib_1lgarq> hello?
#2496 [14:40] * mib_j3azxb [mib_j3azxb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2497 [14:40] <mib_1lgarq> guess u cant help either :(
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#2499 [14:41] <bokaholic> Sometimes the people who volunteer to help get busy. They are here to help, but you have to be patient. D:
#2500 [14:43] <mib_1lgarq> yh i gathered, thks, ill wait
#2501 [14:46] <mib_1lgarq> just bought the beta as well, turning out to be a bit of a waste XD
#2502 [14:47] <bokaholic> That sucks. It's amazing! Tho some people seem to get more issues than others.
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#2504 [14:48] <mib_1lgarq> ive been watching them on yogscast and i find it halarious, so i bought it...then this happened :(
#2505 [14:49] <bokaholic> Yeah. Not everything works perfect. It's still in Beta. Can't expect it to work perfect on every machine I suppose.
#2506 [14:49] <bokaholic> But that's why this chat is ehre, for the ops to try their best to help you get it to work.
#2507 [14:49] <mib_1lgarq> yeah i understand that, but now i get the full game for free dont i?
#2508 [14:50] <bokaholic> Full game? You mean when it's released?
#2509 [14:50] <bokaholic> Out of beta?
#2510 [14:50] <mib_1lgarq> yeah, sorry
#2511 [14:50] <bokaholic> Yeah. Don't have to rebuy.
#2512 [14:50] <bokaholic> :)
#2513 [14:51] <mib_1lgarq> so i should get to play it eventually :D
#2514 [14:51] <Morrolan> mib_1lgarq: Ok then, when exactly does it close? Right after you press login?
#2515 [14:51] <bokaholic> Yes. As soon as people are back from being-- Ahha
#2516 [14:51] <mib_1lgarq> it loads, then closes straight after its loaded
#2517 [14:52] <Morrolan> mib_1lgarq: Ok. What operating system are you using? (Windows, Linux, Mac)
#2518 [14:52] <mib_1lgarq> windows
#2519 [14:52] <Morrolan> ??> mib_1lgarq win/reinst
#2520 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mib_1lgarq: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2521 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mib_1lgarq: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2522 [14:52] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please. If it didn't help we'll look into that issue further.
#2523 [14:52] <Morrolan> Also, I'll be back in some seconds, got a messed up chatbar.
#2524 [14:52] <mib_1lgarq> ive tried that before, no luck :(
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#2526 [14:53] <Morrolan> Ugh, shame
#2527 [14:53] <Morrolan> Tried to reinstall Java as well I guess?
#2528 [14:54] <mib_1lgarq> i have tried reinstalling java as well, you are right
#2529 [14:54] <rumpler> I just bought minecraft and everytime i get into the game it says ``Minecraft has run out of memory´´
#2530 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_1lgarq rein/profile
#2531 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_1lgarq win/profile
#2532 [14:54] <VoxelHead> mib_1lgarq: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2533 [14:54] <VoxelHead> mib_1lgarq: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2534 [14:54] <DopeGhoti> rumpler: that's a known bug that sometimes happens with the current version. A fix will hopefully be out soon.
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#2536 [14:55] <rumpler> thanks!
#2537 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> rumpler: There are some reports that it happens less when playing in-browser.
#2538 [14:55] <mib_1lgarq> ok then, if it is the system, does this mean i won't be able to play at all?
#2539 [14:55] <DopeGhoti> mib_1lgarq: no, but it helps us to know where to look next.
#2540 [14:55] <mib_1lgarq> ok thank you, ill report back asap
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#2542 [14:56] <HB|heny> hey, since we migrated our server animals downt spawn anymore. spawn-animals is set to true
#2543 [14:56] <HB|heny> does someone know what could cause this?
#2544 [14:56] <HB|heny> enemies do spawn however
#2545 [14:56] <DopeGhoti> HB|heny: define "migrated [your] server"
#2546 [14:57] <HB|heny> one server hoster to another, dunno if animals exactly then stopped. i remember killing some pigs after the migration
#2547 [14:57] <HB|heny> but now i can walk for hours and dont see any animal
#2548 [14:57] <HB|heny> we copied the map
#2549 [14:57] <HB|heny> plugins
#2550 [14:57] <HB|heny> bukkit etc.
#2551 [14:57] <HB|heny> everything works fine
#2552 [14:57] <HB|heny> just not the animals ;)
#2553 [14:57] <DopeGhoti> HB|heny: try running it without any mods.
#2554 [14:58] <HB|heny> is there a setting for that or do i have to delete the plugins?
#2555 [14:58] <Morrolan> HB|heny: You did check whether you disabled animals, right?
#2556 [14:58] <HB|heny> Morrolan: yep
#2557 [14:58] <Morrolan> OK then, just to make sure that it's not the most obious mistake. :D
#2558 [14:58] <Morrolan> Also, using bukkit? If yes then just move the plugins out of the plugin folder.
#2559 [14:59] <Morrolan> The .jars, that is.
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#2561 [15:03] <HB|heny> trying that now
#2562 [15:04] <rumpler> Changing user didnt work
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#2564 [15:04] <mib_nh7geo> hello?
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#2566 [15:09] <HB|heny> tried that
#2567 [15:09] <HB|heny> didnt work
#2568 [15:09] <HB|heny> still no animals
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#2570 [15:09] <HB|heny> spawn-monsters=true
#2571 [15:09] <HB|heny> spawn-animals=true
#2572 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> HB|heny: are you still running bukkit with no plugins, or are you running a non-modded server?
#2573 [15:10] <DopeGhoti> !server
#2574 [15:10] <HB|heny> currently bukkit w/o plugins
#2575 [15:11] <kiichiro> when I try to launch minecraft on my xubuntu box I receive an error, anyone able to help? I will pm the error code to prevent filling up to much of the chat log
#2576 [15:11] <DopeGhoti> kiichiro: please put the error on Pastebin and give us the link
#2577 [15:11] <kiichiro> mkay
#2578 [15:13] <kiichiro> http://pastebin.com/L0NqKSBj
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#2580 [15:14] * mib_sk8hna [mib_sk8hna@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2581 [15:14] <mib_sk8hna> hallo
#2582 [15:15] <Tanjoodo> Hai
#2583 [15:15] <DocMcninja> hell
#2584 [15:15] <mib_sk8hna> is anyone german?
#2585 [15:15] <DocMcninja> o
#2586 [15:15] <mib_sk8hna> or speaks german?
#2587 [15:15] <DocMcninja> ICH BIN JACOB
#2588 [15:15] <mib_sk8hna> ich bin flo
#2589 [15:15] <DocMcninja> I'm not
#2590 [15:15] <mib_sk8hna> und brauch hilfe
#2591 [15:15] <bokaholic> lol
#2592 [15:15] <DocMcninja> what
#2593 [15:15] <HB|heny> XD
#2594 [15:16] <MGlink> Can anyone help me, My game keeps crashing at seemingly random intervals. It drops an error log file onto the desktop everytime... I have a paste of one the error files here: http://pastebin.com/uUG0JCDf
#2595 [15:16] <mib_sk8hna> immer wenn ich minecraft ausführen will, steht da: Launch4j-Zugriff verweigert
#2596 [15:16] <MGlink> I have tried restarting my PC, the game, re-downloading, deleting all my worlds... I'm at a loss...
#2597 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> MGlink - Completely uninstall java from your system, reinstall it
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#2600 [15:17] <MGlink> Does it matter if I use the JDK instead of the JRE?
#2601 [15:17] <mib_aq4niv> hello?
#2602 [15:17] <DocMcninja> Ich habe einen problem
#2603 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> MGlink - No
#2604 [15:18] <DocMcninja> my server crashes an awful lot
#2605 [15:18] <kiichiro> can anyone help me?
#2606 [15:18] <MGlink> Thanks, I'll see if that helps.
#2607 [15:18] <mib_sk8hna> I need help: I can't run MC! instead of the game comes a message with the title: launch4j and the text: accessed refused
#2608 [15:19] <mib_aq4niv> When i try to buy the game it says my credit card transaction was denied but when i go to the next page is says payment complete. Does this mean it worked??
#2609 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> kiichiro - Do you have java installed on your system?
#2610 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> It doesn't look like it
#2611 [15:19] <mib_aq4niv> ok
#2612 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_aq4niv - No it doesn't. Check your credit card balance again
#2613 [15:20] <mib_aq4niv> alright thanks
#2614 [15:21] <kiichiro> I believe
#2615 [15:21] <kiichiro> I've installed it at least
#2616 [15:21] * bokaholic plays Pocket Frogs while she burns things to DVD before formatting her computer. :I
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#2617 [15:29] <Snrubsticles> hello0
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#2621 [15:30] <squiggy> i need help
#2622 [15:31] <Snrubsticles> i just tried to purchase your game with AMEX, and after i wrote in all the information i had to log into some moneybooker thingy, but my minecraft password didnt fit, nor did they recognize my email. what went wrong?
#2623 [15:31] <squiggy> i bought the game but it wont let me play
#2624 [15:32] <mib_qmh4ob> when i open the offline and online game it says
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#2626 [15:32] <kiichiro> GreyVulpine, yes I have Java installed on my system.
#2627 [15:32] <xolotl> Snrubsticles: 1) It's not "our" game - it's all volunteer help in here, not related to Mojang
#2628 [15:32] <calatalee> Greyvulpine u here?
#2629 [15:33] <xolotl> Snrubsticles: 2) Monebooker's is what Mojang uses to process some cards - their login is completely separate from Minecraft (and remember you should use different passwords for different sites)
#2630 [15:33] <xolotl> s/Mone/Money/
#2631 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> Snrubsticles: I'm not sure why the merchant vendor would need your Minecraft account password.
#2632 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> Are you sure you were purchasing from www.minecraft.net ?
#2633 [15:33] <mib_qmh4ob> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 6/16/11 6:55 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0
#2634 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> mib_qmh4ob: *This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.*
#2635 [15:33] <xolotl> DopeGhoti: Hm, I had heard that Moneybookers is what Mojang was using for payments. (I bought in Alpha so I'm not actually familiar with the new way of doing things)
#2636 [15:34] <DopeGhoti> xolotl: I bought with PayPal so I've not seen the CC merchant vendor interface either.
#2637 [15:34] <xolotl> k. Pretty sure that it's Moneybooker's, wouldn't be too surprised if they require you to set up an account there as well.
#2638 [15:35] <calatalee> guys i got a quick q, i have a server at my house and im at my summer house, if i portforward the router here can i use the sam minecraft.jar file and start.command to start the server with the new IP
#2639 [15:35] <DopeGhoti> xolotl: yes, but I _would_ be surprised if it needed, or needed to be the same as, the MC account password.
#2640 [15:35] <mib_qmh4ob> when i try to open the offline and online version it say Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it fai
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#2642 [15:36] <calatalee> anyone?
#2643 [15:36] <xolotl> DopeGhoti: Yeah. I assume it's just a misunderstanding on Snrubsticles' part
#2644 [15:36] <calatalee> xoloti u there?
#2645 [15:37] <calatalee> or dopeghoti?
#2646 [15:37] <mib_qmh4ob> when i try to open the offline and online version it say Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it fai
#2647 [15:37] <Morrolan> calatalee: You'll have to portforward in your summer house as well.
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#2649 [15:37] <Boreeas> mib_qmh40b: Use pastebin.com
#2650 [15:37] <Morrolan> Port forwarding doesn't affect the server itself, but the router.
#2651 [15:37] <Boreeas> mib_qmh4ob: Use pastebin.com
#2652 [15:37] <pamela> Hi, need some help here. When the kids try to play the game, which we purchased, they get a black screen. Our computer is new, pc running windows &. We are using most updated firefox. Any ideas? We can't play at all!!!
#2653 [15:37] <calatalee> when i do that can use the same start.command as the old server?
#2654 [15:37] <Morrolan> ??> pamela win/reinst
#2655 [15:37] <VoxelHead> pamela: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2656 [15:38] <VoxelHead> pamela: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2657 [15:38] <Boreeas> Pamela: Try downloading the client?
#2658 [15:38] <Morrolan> Pamela: Follow these instructions please. If it didn't help we'll look further.
#2659 [15:38] <mib_qmh4ob> help anyone?
#2660 [15:38] <Morrolan> calatalee: Yep, this would work.
#2661 [15:38] <calatalee> Morrolan u got teamviewer?
#2662 [15:38] <Boreeas> Ah, sorry, I assumed that you are using the online version since you talked about firefox
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#2664 [15:38] <calatalee> im having trouble making it
#2665 [15:38] <Morrolan> Boreeas: Oh, the browser version does save the files to %appdata% as well, so that shouldn't matter.
#2666 [15:38] <Boreeas> mib_qmh4ob: We don't get your error, flood protection - paste it to pastebin.com
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#2668 [15:39] <Boreeas> Morrolan, i see
#2669 [15:39] <Morrolan> calatalee: Where exactly are you stuck at?
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#2672 [15:39] <Peider> hi :D
#2673 [15:39] <Morrolan> hey Peider
#2674 [15:39] <kermie> hi i just downloaded and bought this for my mac and evertime it says fatal error (4) :null
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#2676 [15:39] <calatalee> portforwarding, im confused how, and =i did manage to do it after like 4 hours then after i couldnt figure out how to start up the new IP it kept saying connection refused
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#2678 [15:39] <Morrolan> ??> kermie mac/reinst
#2679 [15:39] <VoxelHead> kermie: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2680 [15:39] <Peider> maybe someone could help me with a little problem in minecraft :)
#2681 [15:39] <VoxelHead> kermie: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2682 [15:39] <pamela> We can't use either the downloaded or the on-line. But I'll go try your help and let you know in a few minutes. Thanks!!!
#2683 [15:39] <Morrolan> Try this, kermie, it can't hurt I guess.
#2684 [15:40] <Morrolan> calatalee: Could you make a screenshot of your port forwarding setup? Someone should be able to help you from there.
#2685 [15:40] <Peider> i built a animal farm in minecraft, with grass and a lot of light, but there aren't any animals :( can someone help?
#2686 [15:41] <Morrolan> Peider: Hmm, multiplayer or singleplayer? Using any mods?
#2687 [15:41] <Peider> multiplayer, and i dont use any mods
#2688 [15:41] <calatalee> like i am at the portforwarding page and i chose which router i am and at the top it says my external IP wat do i do after that?
#2689 [15:41] <Morrolan> Do you get animals somewere else? Or are they none at all on that server?
#2690 [15:41] <Peider> there are, but not very much
#2691 [15:41] <Peider> but there are animals
#2692 [15:41] <mib_vb3rl9> I can not move and there is tooo much lag I need help or it was the biggest waist of 20 dollers I ever made :(
#2693 [15:41] <Morrolan> calatalee: Well, there will be a tabpage called "port forwarding", or, uh, no idea how it could be called. What menues do you see?
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#2695 [15:41] <Morrolan> Peider: Hmm, ok.
#2696 [15:42] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Like, it doesn't react to keyboard input?
#2697 [15:42] <mib_vb3rl9> yes
#2698 [15:42] <Morrolan> ??< phantominput
#2699 [15:43] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Did you install Constant Guard by Comcast?
#2700 [15:43] <calatalee> i went to the portforwarding page and i chose my router, *netgear* and i chose which model it is
#2701 [15:43] <calatalee> then wat
#2702 [15:43] <mib_vb3rl9> what is constant guard?
#2703 [15:43] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: That's some security software.
#2704 [15:44] <mib_vb3rl9> well I dont have that but I do have avg free
#2705 [15:44] <Morrolan> calatalee: Which site?
#2706 [15:44] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Nah, that's fine.
#2707 [15:45] <mib_vb3rl9> then y do I have so much lag
#2708 [15:45] <kermie> hi again that didnt work
#2709 [15:45] <calatalee> portforward.com
#2710 [15:46] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Well, lag can be caused by many different things, like bad CPU, GPU, too less RAM. :/
#2711 [15:46] <Morrolan> ??> mib_vb3rl9 win/dxdiag
#2712 [15:46] <VoxelHead> mib_vb3rl9: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2713 [15:46] <VoxelHead> mib_vb3rl9: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2714 [15:46] <Morrolan> Could you do this please, mib_vb3rl9 ?
#2715 [15:46] <Morrolan> kermie: Hmm? What was your issue again?
#2716 [15:46] <kermie> i downloaded the game and it always say error (4) :null
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#2718 [15:47] <Morrolan> kermie: Ah, right.
#2719 [15:47] <kermie> so what do i do
#2720 [15:47] <Morrolan> kermie: I have absolutely no experience with Mac, you'll have to wait for someone else, sorry.
#2721 [15:47] <kermie> ok thanks for trying
#2722 [15:47] <Morrolan> calatalee: Choose "skip this advertisement" in the top right corner.
#2723 [15:47] <wippler> my minecraft crashed and it doesnt want to work i emailed the support@mojang but still doenst wanna work
#2724 [15:48] <Morrolan> wippler: What operating system are you using?
#2725 [15:48] <Morrolan> Also, what do you mean with "doesn't want to work"?
#2726 [15:48] <calatalee> done morrola
#2727 [15:48] <calatalee> morrolan*
#2728 [15:48] <DopeGhoti> ??> wippler specific
#2729 [15:48] <VoxelHead> wippler: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2730 [15:48] <VoxelHead> wippler: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#2731 [15:48] <mib_vb3rl9> here it is morrolan
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#2733 [15:49] <mib_vb3rl9> hold on
#2734 [15:49] <Morrolan> calatalee: Ok, now select "Minecraft server" from the list below.
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#2736 [15:49] <Morrolan> calatalee: Then it will give you instructions on how to forward ports using your router.
#2737 [15:49] <calatalee> k
#2738 [15:50] <mib_vb3rl9> morrolan is there a email I can send the dx or what ever it is?
#2739 [15:50] <calatalee> it says i need a password idk the pass?
#2740 [15:51] <pamela> Hi again. We did your fix, but it doesn't work. What is happening is that the whole screen disappears right after we enter the user name and password - it's as if someone X'ed out of window, does that make sense?
#2741 [15:51] <calatalee> wait nvm
#2742 [15:52] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Paste it on pastebin.com and give us the link.
#2743 [15:52] <mib_vb3rl9> morrolan is there
#2744 [15:52] <Morrolan> pamela: Hmm, yea, I know what you mean. Never saw that before though.
#2745 [15:52] <Morrolan> Pamela: Wait, do you have Java installed on your PC?
#2746 [15:52] <pamela> Yes we have the most recent version.
#2747 [15:52] <Morrolan> Hmm, ok. :/
#2748 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> pamela - In the folder where you have minecraft, do you get any files named hs_err_pid?
#2749 [15:53] <mib_vb3rl9> where do I past it at
#2750 [15:53] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: www.pastebin.com
#2751 [15:53] <mib_vb3rl9> I ment where
#2752 [15:53] <Snrubsticles> i just tried to purchase your game with AMEX, and after i wrote in all the information i had to log into some moneybooker thingy, but my minecraft password didnt fit, nor did they recognize my email. what went wrong?
#2753 [15:53] <GreyVulpine> In the big text box, below "new paste"
#2754 [15:53] <pamela> yes we get that file
#2755 [15:53] <Morrolan> Well, there's a textbox on this site. Put it in there, and hit "submit", mib_vb3rl9
#2756 [15:54] <Morrolan> pamela: Could you post the contents of that file onto www.pastebin.com ?
#2757 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Please copy the latest one you can find to www.pastebin.com, press submit, and give us the URL to it
#2758 [15:54] <pamela> yes, give me a few minutes.
#2759 [15:54] <GreyVulpine> Snrubsticles - We're not Mojang, we're not affiliated with Mojang, we're just community run support here. Try using paypal
#2760 [15:55] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine; where were you when we neeeded you most? ;_; chan got bombed with offensive words.
#2761 [15:56] <Morrolan> "I_mine_dirt_with_pickaxes", Awesomeness?
#2762 [15:56] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#2762 [15:56] <DopeGhoti> Snrubsticles: did you not listen to the screenful of answers you got the first time you asked _exactly_ the same thing?
#2763 [15:56] <kermie> how do i get my money back
#2764 [15:56] <mib_vb3rl9> it will not let me past
#2765 [15:56] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Where exactly are you stuck at?
#2766 [15:57] <mib_vb3rl9> first page\
#2767 [15:57] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Well, what do you try to do when it doesn't let you paste it then? :/
#2768 [15:57] <Morrolan> kermie: You don't normally.
#2769 [15:57] <Morrolan> Dope, Grey: He's getting "error (4) :null" on a Mac when starting the game.
#2770 [15:58] <Snrubsticles> DopeGhoti, I didn't understand them.
#2771 [15:58] <mib_vb3rl9> I try again
#2772 [15:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> kermie mac/profile
#2773 [15:58] <VoxelHead> kermie: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2774 [15:58] <VoxelHead> kermie: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2775 [15:58] <Snrubsticles> DopeGhoti, I purchased them off minecraft.com, yes.
#2776 [15:58] <Morrolan> Snrubsticles: uuuh
#2777 [15:58] <Morrolan> minecraft.net I guess?
#2778 [15:59] <mib_vb3rl9> morrolan I figur it out here is the link http://pastebin.com/9tZieP7P
#2779 [15:59] <Morrolan> Or, well, I hope.
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#2781 [15:59] <Snrubsticles> yeah
#2782 [15:59] <Snrubsticles> .net
#2783 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> Snrubsticles: minecraft._com_?
#2784 [15:59] <kermi> I cant seem to get my minecraft to connect
#2785 [15:59] <Snrubsticles> net
#2786 [15:59] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Yep, that's it, will take a look.
#2787 [15:59] <Snrubsticles> sorry
#2788 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> okay.
#2789 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> just checking
#2790 [15:59] <kermi> The main problem I think is probably my firewall and I need to know what channels to allow
#2791 [15:59] <mib_vb3rl9> hurry morrolan it expiars in a hour
#2792 [16:00] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Heh, I'm not THAT slow. ;)
#2793 [16:00] <Morrolan> Also: Dedicated Memory: 57 MB <- ugh
#2794 [16:00] <Morrolan> This is why you get lag, your graphics card, well.
#2795 [16:00] <mib_vb3rl9> well what
#2796 [16:01] <Morrolan> It would need much more memory to run Minecraft smoothly.
#2797 [16:01] <mib_vb3rl9> how do I get more mem for it then
#2798 [16:02] <Morrolan> You don't, you have to buy a new graphics card. Or, if it's a laptop, buy a new laptop.
#2799 [16:02] <pamela> I posted it, and the URL is http://pastbin.com/Zsc4WqSV. Just so you know, we have already tried deleting and re-installing the lastest version of JAVA
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#2801 [16:03] <mib_vb3rl9> ok then send me a link to buy a new one then :/
#2802 [16:03] <HB|heny> Morrolan: i just reinstalled a vanilla server, checked it with a new map. animals spawn there. copied my map and loaded it = no animals
#2803 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Do you know how to update your video card's drivers?
#2804 [16:03] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: Do you know someone (family, friend, neighbour) who is familiar with computers? It'd be much better if he could give you advise on which one to buy and help you to install it.
#2805 [16:04] <Morrolan> HB|heny: Heh, interesting.
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#2807 [16:04] <mib_vb3rl9> ok then by the way how much do they genarly cost ?
#2808 [16:04] <Morrolan> HB|heny: Either there is a giant undergound cave where all the mobs spawn, or it's something bugged.
#2809 [16:05] <HB|heny> but how can the map itself be corrupt or sth
#2810 [16:05] <HB|heny> monster spawn :(
#2811 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_vb3rl9 - Video cards generally cost anywhere between 50 and 300 dollars USD.
#2812 [16:05] <pamela> No, I don't know how to update the video card driver.
#2813 [16:05] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: You'll get one which is able to run Minecraft for, like, 50� I guess. (About 70$?)
#2814 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#2815 [16:05] <mib_vb3rl9> :O well any way thanks for the help bye
#2816 [16:05] <GreyVulpine> ??>> pamela win/dxdiag
#2817 [16:05] <Morrolan> mib_vb3rl9: You're welcome. :)
#2818 [16:06] <pamela> Sorry, what is the dxdiag?
#2819 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> pamela win/dxdiag
#2820 [16:06] <VoxelHead> pamela: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2821 [16:06] <VoxelHead> pamela: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2826 [16:11] <davie> how do you upgrade ur drivers?
#2827 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> For.. your video card?
#2828 [16:11] <davie> yeah
#2829 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what video card you have?
#2830 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#2831 [16:12] <davie> windows vista
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#2833 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us a dxdiag?
#2834 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> ??> davie win/dxdiag
#2835 [16:12] <VoxelHead> davie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2836 [16:12] <VoxelHead> davie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2837 [16:13] <davie> i canna find the keys....
#2838 [16:13] <pamela> Hi, the link is: http://pastebin.com/MHjyYdXj
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#2840 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> davie - The windows key is between the ctrl and alt keys on your keyboard
#2841 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> Press it, and the R key at the same time to bring up the run command
#2842 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> Wait a second... pamela's computer has an integrated intel chipset, but returning an ATI driver problem..
#2843 [16:15] <davie> why do i paste it btw?
#2844 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> Here davie
#2845 [16:16] <davie> its in a note pad thing
#2846 [16:16] <Noodlesofdoom> Hey chaps and chapettes, please forgive me if this is an overly asked simple question, but I'm useless when it comes to Java. Minecraft works in Browser for me (Alpha) but client (beta) doesn't it returns an error box Launch4j - The reg
#2847 [16:16] <davie> and its huge
#2848 [16:16] <Noodlesofdoom> registry refers to a nonexistant java runtime environemt e.t.c
#2849 [16:16] <Noodlesofdoom> any suggestions?
#2850 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> davie - Paste it at www.pastebin.com, and give us the address
#2851 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> Noodlesofdoom - Uninstall/reinstall java
#2852 [16:17] <Noodlesofdoom> ive tried that unfortunately
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#2854 [16:17] <pamela> My eldest son, who just moved to Iowa from Texas to go to school installed a new graphics card before he left. Could that be a problem? My second son said it was working even after the graphics card change. If that info helps.
#2855 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Did he install one, or remove one?
#2856 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> Noodlesofdoom - Try removing java completely with this:
#2857 [16:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> Noodlesofdoom javara
#2858 [16:18] <VoxelHead> Noodlesofdoom: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2859 [16:18] <davie> how do i copy it fast its takein ages
#2860 [16:18] <VoxelHead> Noodlesofdoom: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2861 [16:19] <pamela> Second son says he installed it and then removed it to take with him to Iowa - he had paid for it.
#2862 [16:19] <Awesomeness> Grey, y u no accept my Steam friend request? :(
#2863 [16:19] <GreyVulpine> davie - Ctrl-A to select all, ctrl-C to copy? go to www.pastebin.com and click in the text box, then ctrl-V to paste
#2864 [16:19] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Ah, that would explain it then
#2865 [16:20] <davie> how do i save it in paste bin
#2866 [16:20] <calatalee> Greyvulpine u here?
#2867 [16:20] <davie> http://pastebin.com/BNFBikqE there u go
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#2869 [16:20] <pamela> So any ideas on how to fix the problem?
#2870 [16:21] <Padrex> I need help.
#2871 [16:21] <Morrolan> Padrex: With?
#2872 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Could you go to your start menu, go to the control panel, there you'll see a button for "uninstall a program", you'll need to go to the ATI catalyst install manager and uninstall it
#2873 [16:21] <davie> so what do i do>?
#2874 [16:21] <Padrex> I start the game and after the Mojang screen it says that minecraft crashed.
#2875 [16:21] <GreyVulpine> When your son removed the video card, he didn't remove the drivers installed on your computer, which is why your computer still thinks there's an ATI card on there
#2876 [16:22] <Awesomeness> whatnewb.
#2877 [16:22] <Awesomeness> *whatanewb.
#2878 [16:22] <Morrolan> Padrex: Which operating system are you using? WIndows, Mac, Linux?
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#2880 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> davie - One moment
#2881 [16:22] <Padrex> Windows Vista.
#2882 [16:22] <Noodlesofdoom> Hey guys, me again... JRE is included in the JDK install isnt it? just double checking
#2883 [16:22] <Howie> Greyvulpine, when u get a second i need to ask u something
#2884 [16:22] <Morrolan> Noodlesofdoom: Yea, why would you need to install the JDK though?
#2885 [16:22] <Morrolan> ??> Padrex win/reinst
#2886 [16:22] <VoxelHead> Padrex: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2887 [16:23] <VoxelHead> Padrex: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2888 [16:23] <Morrolan> Padrex: Follow these instructions please. If it didn't help we'll try to help you further.
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#2890 [16:23] <Padrex> All but saves?
#2891 [16:24] <Morrolan> Padrex: Yep.
#2892 [16:24] <Padrex> Okay.
#2893 [16:24] <Noodlesofdoom> Thought so, I'm currently studying programming, and Java is one of the languages... ironic i know, and wanted to try and program at home hence JDK :)
#2894 [16:24] <Morrolan> Noodlesofdoom: Ah, ok. :)
#2895 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> davie - You have a RADEON XPRESS 200M Series video card, running Windows Vista™ Home Premium
#2896 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> davie - Try the drivers from: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#2897 [16:25] <Noodlesofdoom> who knows, maybe in the near future I'll be here helping you guys out... gotta appreciate what you go here!
#2898 [16:25] <Padrex> Thank you so much, it worked.
#2899 [16:25] <Morrolan> Sure thing, Padrex :)
#2900 [16:25] <Padrex> :)
#2901 [16:25] <Padrex> Mind if I stick around in here?
#2902 [16:25] <Morrolan> Noodlesofdoom: Heh, help is always appreciated. :)
#2903 [16:25] <Howie> Greyvulpine you were helping me with a router a couple days ago, was trying to make a second server on my comp
#2904 [16:25] <HB|heny> Morrolan: now I've restored an even older backup on which we DEFINITELY had animals on our old hoster
#2905 [16:25] <Morrolan> Padrex: Not at all :)
#2906 [16:25] <HB|heny> still none here
#2907 [16:25] <pamela> Prioblem - there is no ATI listed under the programs that I can uninstall - could it have another name?
#2908 [16:25] <Padrex> Alright Ill stick around, incase I have anymore problems
#2909 [16:25] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Anything named Catalyst drivers?
#2910 [16:25] <Howie> well not a second server, was trying to get it so i could go on my server at a different housre
#2911 [16:25] <Howie> house*
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#2913 [16:26] <davie> what do i doo?
#2914 [16:26] <Padrex> Oh, one more question. Has anyone installed the Single-Player Commands mod?
#2915 [16:26] <GreyVulpine> 04:24.36pm] <@GreyVulpine> davie - You have a RADEON XPRESS 200M Series video card, running Windows Vista™ Home Premium
#2916 [16:26] <GreyVulpine> [04:24.40pm] <@GreyVulpine> davie - Try the drivers from: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#2917 [16:26] <Morrolan> HB|heny: That's neigh impossible, unless the hoster just force-disables animals. :/
#2918 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: "nigh".
#2919 [16:26] <Morrolan> Padrex: Nah, never tried it.
#2920 [16:26] <Padrex> Morrolan.
#2921 [16:26] <Padrex> Oh okay.
#2922 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> Neigh is what a horse does.
#2923 [16:26] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Uuuh, thanks.
#2924 [16:26] <HB|heny> yeah, that's the thing i don't understand. if i just create a new map it HAS animals. on this hoster
#2925 [16:27] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: The More You Know. (:
#2926 [16:27] <Morrolan> Indeed.
#2927 [16:27] <davie> do u just download one?
#2928 [16:27] * mib_9tb1dc [mib_9tb1dc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2929 [16:27] <davie> do i*
#2930 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> davie - Yes
#2931 [16:27] <Noodlesofdoom> perfect, Java is working wonderfully again and Minecraft client now works! :) Just one quick last question... what could have caused my java install to spontaneously combust and corrupt?
#2932 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> davie - Go to the link I provided you, download and isntall it
#2933 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> Noodlesofdoom - It happens.
#2934 [16:27] <Noodlesofdoom> fair enough :D
#2935 [16:28] <davie> download the software suite?
#2936 [16:28] <Howie> Greyvulpine think u could help me out?
#2937 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> With?
#2938 [16:28] <Howie> making it so i can host my server at a different house from where i made it, aka i need to portforward then start the server with a new IP
#2939 [16:28] <pamela> The closest thing I can find is an intell graphics media accelerator driver - could that be it?
#2940 [16:28] <Howie> idk how to do that
#2941 [16:28] <Noodlesofdoom> Thanks for all the help guys, massively appreciated, could have taken me days to figure it out! When I'm more knowledgable about Java I'll endeavor to come back and help out! :)
#2942 [16:28] <Noodlesofdoom> Thanks again!
#2943 [16:29] * GreyVulpine waves
#2943 [16:29] <Howie> you tried to help me out with teamviewer, but i had bad connection i fixed that :)
#2944 [16:30] <HB|heny> is there any option besides the spawn-animals in the server.properties? maybe map specific?
#2945 [16:30] <Morrolan> pamela: Hmm, no, this seems to be the correct driver.
#2946 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> pamela - Hmm, nope, there's no mention of any ATI drivers there? Nothing pointing to ati/amd drivers?
#2947 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Alright, shoot me a teamviewer thing
#2948 [16:30] <pamela> Unfortunately not.
#2949 [16:30] <Hawk> grey...
#2950 [16:30] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Do you think it'd be worth a shot to try that ATI driver removal tool for pamela?
#2951 [16:30] <GreyVulpine> I think so
#2952 [16:31] <Howie> k il send info
#2953 [16:31] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Ok then, do you happen to have a link?
#2954 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Not handy.
#2955 [16:31] <Morrolan> Hmm, google it is then.
#2956 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> Hawk - Yes?
#2957 [16:31] <Hawk> :O.. i have a new problem now.. is now saying " Fatal Error occured (5) null Extracting: windows_natives.jar.lzma. to windows_natives,jar"
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#2959 [16:32] <Howie> sent it grey
#2960 [16:33] <GreyVulpine> Erm.
#2961 [16:34] <DopeGhoti> that's sounding increasintly like OS issues.
#2962 [16:34] <kiichiro> can someone help me ? I can't get minecraft to run on my xubuntu box
#2963 [16:34] <Hawk> :\
#2964 [16:35] <Snrubsticles> DopeGhoti, do you know a solution for my game?
#2965 [16:35] <Padrex> Hey Morrolan.
#2966 [16:35] <Padrex> I think i got it :)
#2967 [16:35] <Snrubsticles> problem?
#2968 [16:35] <Morrolan> Think I found it: http://downloads.guru3d.com/download.php?det=1655
#2969 [16:35] <Morrolan> Padrex: Oh, you too? :D
#2970 [16:35] <Snrubsticles> DopeGhoti, do you think my card have been charged.
#2971 [16:35] <Snrubsticles> ?
#2972 [16:35] <Morrolan> Pamela: Still here?
#2973 [16:35] <davie> ati thing wont load
#2974 [16:35] <pamela> Yes
#2975 [16:35] <Padrex> i went to minecraft forums
#2976 [16:37] <Morrolan> pamela: Ok, I just have to find where the download link is hiding now. ^^
#2977 [16:37] <RichardG> what does "+hax" mean in classic server MOTDs? i see that on lots of servers
#2978 [16:37] <davie> :@ soo annoing
#2979 [16:37] <pamela> Should I try that link from Morrolan? I am writing on one computer and going over to the newer one which had the game on it.
#2980 [16:37] <HB|heny> A PIG
#2981 [16:37] <HB|heny> A PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
#2982 [16:37] <DopeGhoti> Snrubsticles: I honestly don't know. CAll the number on the back of your card; they can tell you if a charge has gone through or is pending.
#2983 [16:37] <MGlink> Nope, I just tried playing for a while after re-installing Java. Still crashing.
#2984 [16:37] <HB|heny> Morrolan: i just changed the animal option in the webinterface instead of directly on the ftp. now it spawns animals. WTF
#2985 [16:38] <Hawk> I Give up :'(
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#2987 [16:38] <davie> help >?
#2988 [16:38] <DopeGhoti> ??> davie ask
#2989 [16:38] <VoxelHead> davie: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2990 [16:38] <Morrolan> pamela: Well, yes. The problem is that I don't manage to actually download that tool. There's only a big add. :/
#2991 [16:38] <VoxelHead> davie: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2992 [16:38] <Morrolan> ad*
#2993 [16:39] <Morrolan> HB|heny: Did you restart the server after changing it via ftp?
#2994 [16:39] <davie> ok its the ATI i downloaded but its not working it says my hardware or something is bad?
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#2996 [16:39] <HB|heny> Morrolan: yep
#2997 [16:40] <MGlink> So, here's the new report: http://mibpaste.com/Y9FJVP
#2998 [16:40] <Morrolan> HB|heny: It could be that McMyAdmin (which the new hoster might use) has different config files than the vanilla server. :/
#2999 [16:40] <MGlink> I can play for a while, but it just keeps crashing randomly...
#3000 [16:40] <xorcon> I just purchase 2 minecraft beta preorders & received 2 gift codes 1 for each of my boys. When we tride to use them we got a msg that read already used. What do I do? I just spent $43 for these.
#3001 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> davie - What exactly does it say?
#3002 [16:40] <HB|heny> Morrolan: hm. well, that would be pretty crappy then and just costs customers time finding out why stuff doesnt work
#3003 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - When you inputted them, you put in the hyphens as well, right?
#3004 [16:41] <pamela> Want me to try to search for one myself? I am assuming I need something which will delete the ati driver that for some reason is hiding out in my computer somewhere?
#3005 [16:41] <xorcon> yes I did. I am getting the exact wording on another computer.
#3006 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - On the minecraft account which you used to purchase the gift codes, could you log into minecraft.net with it, and go to the profile page. You'll find the gift codes listed at the bottom of the page.
#3007 [16:42] <Morrolan> pamela: Well, the problem is that this tool should be clean. I just don't seem to be able to download it. :/
#3008 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - Please try copying and pasting it from there.
#3009 [16:43] <pamela> Hmmmmm
#3010 [16:43] <RichardG> what does "+hax" mean in classic server MOTDs? i see that on lots of servers
#3011 [16:44] <Morrolan> Oh, I give up. Is anyone able to actually DOWNLOAD something from here? http://downloads.guru3d.com/download.php?det=1655#download
#3012 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> RichardG - Most likely, it'll allow the third party client, "WoM", or world of minecraft classic client, which has quite a few.. features added from the original, including a fly hack
#3013 [16:44] <xorcon> I did that & it saying unused gift codes. On the screen on my sons computer for Redeem a gift coupon it reads: The gift code is incorrect or has already been used
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#3015 [16:44] <davie> system did not find a server capible it says
#3016 [16:44] <Morrolan> Oh, I'm stupid.
#3017 [16:44] <Morrolan> Like, a lot.
#3018 [16:44] <Morrolan> "Attention - Guru3D Driver Sweeper has been discontinued as such you will not find any download links here any longer."
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#3020 [16:45] <Morrolan> Note to self, read first, act later.
#3021 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - And you entered the gift code in exactly as you see it on the profile page, hyphens and all?
#3022 [16:45] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: I guess this tool can be forgotten then.
#3023 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - Inputting it into: http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp
#3024 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Bleh
#3025 [16:45] <leaper> ok i just got more ram for my computer and i want to run my server .jar with more ram wat do i do
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#3027 [16:46] <Morrolan> leaper: Are you starting it using a .bat (.sh) file?
#3028 [16:46] <leaper> i dont know what that is
#3029 [16:46] <xorcon> yes I entered them exactly like they are displayed
#3030 [16:46] <MGlink> Is there anything else I can do? I'm still crashing and get similar .log files.
#3031 [16:47] <Morrolan> pamela: Try this download link, this site looks more or less legitimate.
#3032 [16:47] <Morrolan> http://www.techspot.com/downloads/4266-driver-sweeper.html
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#3034 [16:47] <mib_9a3ao1> hey guys. i came here earlier regarding an issue i had where minecraft closed upon log in, and the web browser went blank upon loading. I was told to try a new user on my laptop and report back with any progress
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#3036 [16:47] <mib_9a3ao1> ...nothing to report- same issue
#3037 [16:48] <leaper> so how do i run my server. jar with more ram
#3038 [16:48] <Howie> Hey greyvulpine i disconnected from my server, it said at java.net.SocketInputStream.socketRead0(Native Method) at java.net.SocketInputStream.read(SocketInputStream.java:129) at java.net.SocketInputStream.read(SocketInputStream.java:182) at java.io.FilterInputStream.read(FilterInputStream.java:66) at gq.a(SourceFile:131) at ji.g(SourceFile:197) at ji.c(
#3039 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - Could you copy the gift code on that profile page, log out, log back in with your son's account, head to the redeem page, and paste it in there, so it requires no retyping.
#3040 [16:48] <Howie> wait
#3041 [16:48] <Howie> til paste bin it
#3042 [16:48] <Morrolan> <+Morrolan> leaper: Are you starting it using a .bat (.sh) file?
#3043 [16:48] <leaper> idk
#3044 [16:48] <pamela> Okay. Will try on correct computer.
#3045 [16:48] <Howie> http://mibpaste.com/dXbsdF
#3046 [16:48] <Howie> that happened
#3047 [16:48] <Howie> on my server
#3048 [16:48] <Howie> wat do i do?
#3049 [16:48] <Morrolan> leaper: Well, how do you start the server then?
#3050 [16:48] <xorcon> I'll try that thanks. will let u know if that doesnt work.
#3051 [16:49] <davie> ?
#3052 [16:49] <Morrolan> Howie: This erro doesn't look complete.
#3053 [16:49] <Morrolan> errro*
#3054 [16:49] <leaper> i go to my documents where i put it and double click and it starts up
#3055 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Do you get forcefully disconnected, or is this just on disconnecting yourself?
#3056 [16:49] <Morrolan> error*
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#3058 [16:49] <Morrolan> leaper: Ok. Now, are you on windows?
#3059 [16:49] <leaper> windows vista
#3060 [16:49] <davie> grey vulpine
#3061 [16:49] <Howie> http://mibpaste.com/KqWuui
#3062 [16:49] <davie> do u know whats wrong then?
#3063 [16:49] <Howie> thats what it said in my terminal when i disconnected
#3064 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Really nothing to worry about then
#3065 [16:50] <Howie> kk
#3066 [16:50] <Howie> should i just delete my player.dat and log back on?
#3067 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> I don't think you'll need to do that
#3068 [16:50] <Kaela> I am on Ubuntu my browser is Chromium. It says i am missing a plugin but does not tell me what. Can any body give me any help?
#3069 [16:50] <Howie> no like i was building something and then it kicked me
#3070 [16:50] <Morrolan> leaper: First, download the .jar version from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3071 [16:50] <Howie> no like i hit the disconnect button
#3072 [16:50] <leaper> i have that
#3073 [16:50] <Morrolan> Kaela: The Java plugin I guess.
#3074 [16:51] <Howie> not like i hit the disconnect ubtton*
#3075 [16:51] <Howie> button*
#3076 [16:51] <Morrolan> leaper: Ok, now, create a textdocument in the same folder as the .jar.
#3077 [16:51] <Kaela> I have already downloaded Sun Java
#3078 [16:51] <leaper> how do i do that
#3079 [16:51] <Morrolan> leaper: Right click -> new -> textfile
#3080 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Oh, then, umm. You can try to delete your profile, but I don't know if it'll help..
#3081 [16:52] <leaper> k now what
#3082 [16:52] <Kaela> Any help please?
#3083 [16:52] <Howie> alright thanks again, how did he conncetion look from ur end when u logged on?
#3084 [16:52] <Kaela> which java plugin?
#3085 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Wasn't bad.
#3086 [16:52] <Howie> kk, anyone want to play SMP?
#3087 [16:53] <mib_9a3ao1> hey guys. i came here earlier regarding an issue i had where minecraft closed upon log in, and the web browser went blank upon loading. I was told to try a new user on my laptop and report back with any progress
#3088 [16:53] <mib_9a3ao1> ....same issue
#3089 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> Howie - Don't advertise here, try #smp, or the forums with that
#3090 [16:53] <Howie> alright i saw a dude named Sss offering if anyone wanted to join so i did, but i get it :) thanks everyone
#3091 [16:53] <Morrolan> leaper: Now, put the line "java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui" (without quotes) into this document.
#3092 [16:53] <GreyVulpine> davie - If those drivers didn't work, try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#3093 [16:54] <Kaela> what java do i need to install to play minecraft of Ubuntu google chrome?
#3094 [16:54] <Kaela> *on
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#3096 [16:54] <Morrolan> leaper: Then, select save as, choose "all files", and save it as run.bat (note the .bat extension!)
#3097 [16:54] <leaper> kk i pasted it in
#3098 [16:54] <AG_Scott> Kaela: hold on
#3099 [16:54] * mib_h4zlxq [mib_h4zlxq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3100 [16:55] <Morrolan> Kaela: Just redownload it from java.com and install it. This time, CLOSE the browser when it asks you to do so.
#3101 [16:55] <AG_Scott> Kaela: what version of Ubuntu?
#3102 [16:55] <Morrolan> Oh, Ubuntu
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#3104 [16:55] <Kaela> the newest kind... idk
#3105 [16:55] <leaper> ok i saved but now what i dont get the last part
#3106 [16:55] <AG_Scott> Morrolan: that's unnecessary. Java is available via canonical repo.
#3107 [16:55] <Kaela> im new to it
#3108 [16:55] <mib_h4zlxq> Hello, how do I find my computer info? What do I type into the "run" box?
#3109 [16:56] <Morrolan> AG_Scott: Yep, didn't saw that he's not on Windows, sorry.
#3110 [16:56] <DopeGhoti> mib_h4zlxq: dxdiag
#3111 [16:56] <mib_h4zlxq> Thank you!!
#3112 [16:56] <AG_Scott> Kaela: open up a terminal please and run: cat /etc/lsb-release Pastebin.com the results it gives you
#3113 [16:56] <Morrolan> leaper: Well, when you are in the save dialog, there is a dropdown field below the field where you enter the name, right?
#3114 [16:57] <leaper> kk i saved it as a run.batr
#3115 [16:57] <leaper> .bat
#3116 [16:57] <Morrolan> Ah, ok
#3117 [16:57] <Morrolan> Now, doubleclick that file.
#3118 [16:57] <Kaela> terminal?
#3119 [16:57] <pamela> Hi again. Installed driver thing from techspot. What do I do next? Does it run automatically?
#3120 [16:57] <AG_Scott> Yes Kaela
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#3122 [16:58] <leaper> kk it brought up the windows system thing
#3123 [16:58] <Morrolan> pamela: Hmm, no. Did it put a program symbol on the desktop?
#3124 [16:58] <Morrolan> leaper: Ok, did it spit out an error?
#3125 [16:58] <Kaela> how do i get to that?
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#3127 [16:58] <mib_h4zlxq> How can I find my IP address?
#3128 [16:58] <AG_Scott> Its under accessories
#3129 [16:58] <AG_Scott> mib_9a3ao1: http://ipchicken.com/
#3130 [16:58] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: I think we need to learn how to find things in Unity :/
#3131 [16:58] <leaper> nope i didnt seee any error mesages
#3132 [16:58] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: yeah lol
#3133 [16:59] <bugweiser> hi guys, i have a problem. everytime i connect to a server on multi-player, it says's " java.net.SocketExpection: Permission denied: connect
#3134 [16:59] <bugweiser> can someone help me
#3135 [16:59] <bugweiser> please :)
#3136 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> Kaela: press alt+f2, and punch 'gnome-terminal- into the dialog that opens
#3137 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#3138 [16:59] <leaper> so for now on i just open that instead of the .jar
#3139 [16:59] <Morrolan> leaper: Ok then, your server should be running with 1GB of memory now.
#3140 [16:59] <DopeGhoti> Time for eat.
#3141 [16:59] <Morrolan> leaper: Exactly.
#3142 [16:59] <bugweiser> same thing Grey
#3143 [16:59] <leaper> k thanks for the helop
#3144 [16:59] <Morrolan> Have a nice dinner (lunch?) DopeGhoti
#3145 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Do you have any sort of firewall on your computer? I'm thinking.. peerblock?
#3146 [17:00] <Morrolan> leaper: You're welcome. :)
#3147 [17:00] <leaper> yayaya no more lag
#3148 [17:00] <bugweiser> erm
#3149 [17:00] <bugweiser> Norton
#3150 [17:00] <davie> so what do i do with that
#3151 [17:00] <bugweiser> but, yesterday i could play multi just fine
#3152 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Try allowing java through Norton
#3153 [17:00] <Kaela> what do i type in the terminal?
#3154 [17:01] <Morrolan> Ok then, I'll be off for bed now, have a nice day.
#3155 [17:01] <AG_Scott> <AG_Scott> Kaela: open up a terminal please and run: cat /etc/lsb-release Pastebin.com the results it gives you
#3156 [17:01] <Padrex> AG_Scott. I have a question
#3157 [17:02] <AG_Scott> Unless it's regarding linux, I probably can't help you.
#3158 [17:02] <Padrex> Its about Minecraft :)
#3159 [17:02] <Kaela> how do i pastebin the results?
#3160 [17:02] <bugweiser> i have norton internet security
#3161 [17:02] <AG_Scott> Then jsut ask the channel ;p
#3162 [17:02] <AG_Scott> go to pastebin.com and copy paste the stuff it spit out
#3163 [17:02] <bugweiser> so i don't know how to disable it :o
#3164 [17:02] <Padrex> It works great and all but, how do I make a diamond shirt thing
#3165 [17:03] <AG_Scott> click submit and then give me the link it takes you to
#3166 [17:03] <Kaela> DISTRIB_ID=Ubuntu DISTRIB_RELEASE=11.04 DISTRIB_CODENAME=natty DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION="Ubuntu 11.04"
#3167 [17:03] <AG_Scott> or that
#3168 [17:03] <Kaela> thats what i got
#3169 [17:03] <mib_h4zlxq> Thank you!!
#3170 [17:03] <AG_Scott> Okay, keep your terminal open.
#3171 [17:03] <Kaela> okay
#3172 [17:03] <AG_Scott> Run this: sudo add-apt-repository "deb http://archive.canonical.com/ natty partner"
#3173 [17:04] <AG_Scott> Then run: sudo apt-get update; sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre sun-java6-plugin
#3174 [17:04] <Kaela> it said this: [sudo] password for kaela:
#3175 [17:04] <AG_Scott> yes, type your user account password and press enter
#3176 [17:05] <AG_Scott> and for the second command add -y to the end of it
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#3178 [17:05] <davie> its not worked
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#3180 [17:06] <Kaela> i already put in the second command
#3181 [17:06] <AG_Scott> okay
#3182 [17:06] <AG_Scott> then just type y when it stops and asks you a question
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#3184 [17:06] <Kaela> i did and it said abort
#3185 [17:06] <mib_mlqv3a> ok i just set up a server run.bat but it wont let me connect
#3186 [17:06] <AG_Scott> it isn't doing anything now?
#3187 [17:06] <Kaela> nope
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#3189 [17:07] <S_Co_tT> hey my game wont run any tips on fixin it
#3190 [17:07] <AG_Scott> bleh try this: sudo apt-get update; sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre sun-java6-plugin -y
#3191 [17:07] <mib_mlqv3a> greyvulpine - ok i just set up a server run.bat but it wont let me connect
#3192 [17:07] <xolotl> S_Co_tT: Only if you actually provide details. "Won't run" isn't at all helpful.
#3193 [17:08] <Kaela> the last thing it said was: Setting up sun-java6-plugin (6.24-1build0.10.10.1) ...
#3194 [17:08] <S_Co_tT> ok i dont hav the icon 2 click 2 play and i need 2 play it in browser and it wont run
#3195 [17:08] <AG_Scott> you're back to a prompt now?
#3196 [17:08] <S_Co_tT> when i download it
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#3198 [17:08] <Kaela> ya i think so
#3199 [17:09] <S_Co_tT> and it wont play in browser
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#3201 [17:09] <pamela> Sorry, I had to install and run it. Not sure where that ATI driver was hiding, but it worked!!!! Yea! Thank you so very much for all your help. Awesome job all!!!!!!
#3202 [17:09] <S_Co_tT> pls need help
#3203 [17:09] <AG_Scott> okay Kaela, try restarting Chrome and playing.
#3204 [17:10] <AG_Scott> S_Co_tT: If you aren't going to bother writing out words, don't expect help.
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#3206 [17:10] <AG_Scott> You need to be more specific as well.
#3207 [17:10] <leaper> ok i just got done setting up a server with more ram but it wont let me connect
#3208 [17:11] <S_Co_tT> i have bought the game and tryed to download but no icon comes up and i used to be able to play in brownser but know i cant
#3209 [17:11] <S_Co_tT> now*
#3210 [17:12] <leaper> ok i just got done setting up a server with more ram but it wont let me connect
#3211 [17:13] <leaper> ok i just got done setting up a server with more ram but it wont let me connect
#3212 [17:13] <oldtopman> S_Co_tT, Do you have java installed?
#3213 [17:14] <S_Co_tT> yes
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#3215 [17:14] <oldtopman> leaper: Port-forwarding?
#3216 [17:14] <S_Co_tT> ye
#3217 [17:14] <leaper> yeah i got that
#3218 [17:14] <oldtopman> S_Co_tT, has anything else changed?
#3219 [17:14] <leaper> the 25565
#3220 [17:14] <reedlepee> jsome one banned me for no reason
#3221 [17:14] <S_Co_tT> dont think so
#3222 [17:14] <reedlepee> i spent alot of time
#3223 [17:14] <oldtopman> S_Co_tT, Have you tried the downloaded client
#3224 [17:14] <S_Co_tT> yes
#3225 [17:15] <oldtopman> WHat error do you get?
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#3227 [17:15] <reedlepee> plz
#3228 [17:15] <oldtopman> reedlepee: What do you expect us to do about it?
#3229 [17:15] <leaper> just it wont let me connect to my new server
#3230 [17:15] <oldtopman> oh good
#3231 [17:15] <oldtopman> leaper: No idea
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#3233 [17:15] <oldtopman> reedlepee left :D
#3234 [17:15] <S_Co_tT> it didnt say anythin but it didnt do anythin
#3235 [17:15] <wout> leaper how does it not let you connect ?
#3236 [17:15] <leaper> i set it up as run.bat
#3237 [17:16] <Kaela> i did and it worked but it has a horrible lag, and right and left clicking dont do annything.
#3238 [17:16] <leaper> like when i get on the game it just sayes connecting to sercer
#3239 [17:16] <wout> and what does the server say, meanwhile ?
#3240 [17:17] <wout> does it log anything
#3241 [17:17] <leaper> ok the it says failed to connect to severconnectoin timed out connect
#3242 [17:17] <Kaela> I downloaded java on Ubuntu Chrome but minecraft is very slow and left and right clicking do not work.
#3243 [17:18] <S_Co_tT> I am going to try downloading it again and i will get back 2 u
#3244 [17:18] <wout> leaper: you sure the server is up & running ?
#3245 [17:18] <Kaela> Any help???
#3246 [17:18] <leaper> yeah it says done type help for help
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#3248 [17:19] <madalynn> hello?
#3249 [17:19] <Kaela> helo
#3250 [17:19] <Kaela> help
#3251 [17:19] <wout> ok, and commands on the server work ?
#3252 [17:19] <S_Co_tT> Ok i download it then i run it then it does not do anything after that apart from a security scan
#3253 [17:19] <wout> try 'help' and 'list' (without the quotes)
#3254 [17:19] <Kaela> help
#3255 [17:20] <leaper> kk
#3256 [17:20] * D4RK_4SS4SSIN [D4RK_4SS4SSIN@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3257 [17:20] <leaper> k now what
#3258 [17:20] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> can some1 help me please?
#3259 [17:20] <S_Co_tT> Can anyone giv me some adviice
#3260 [17:20] <wout> that responded normally ?
#3261 [17:20] <leaper> yeah
#3262 [17:20] <wout> S_Co_tT: where did you download ?!
#3263 [17:21] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> can some1 help me with the downloading?
#3264 [17:21] <S_Co_tT> From the minecraft website under the second link in the windows section
#3265 [17:21] <Kaela> I NEED HELP PLEASE
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#3267 [17:22] <wout> leaper: is your client on another machine than server ?
#3268 [17:22] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> when i try to start it up it says java encountered error and needs to close and then the minecraft stater page just shuts
#3269 [17:22] <leaper> run.bat for more ram
#3270 [17:22] <Kaela> I NEED HELP
#3271 [17:22] <Kaela> I downloaded java on Ubuntu Chrome but minecraft is very slow and left and right clicking do not work.
#3272 [17:23] <iTv> Hi guys, i need help with playing multi-player minecraft. Everytime i play i get this error : java.net.SocketExeption: Permision denied: connect.
#3273 [17:23] <iTv> Can someone please help me?
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#3275 [17:23] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> can any1 help me with what i said?
#3276 [17:24] <Kaela> I downloaded java on Ubuntu Chrome but minecraft is very slow and left and right clicking do not work.
#3277 [17:24] <iTv> i need help with playing multi-player minecraft. Everytime i play i get this error : java.net.SocketExeption: Permision denied: connect.
#3278 [17:24] <leaper> delet ubuntu chome
#3279 [17:24] <leaper> deleat java
#3280 [17:24] <leaper> and readownload
#3281 [17:25] <leaper> re
#3282 [17:25] <Kaela> redownload what?
#3283 [17:25] <leaper> java
#3284 [17:25] <Kaela> i already did
#3285 [17:25] <Kaela> like 3 times
#3286 [17:25] <leaper> do it agin
#3287 [17:25] <leaper> again
#3288 [17:25] <Kaela> why?
#3289 [17:26] <leaper> wout - so i have run.bat file for the server. so i could have more ram
#3290 [17:26] <Kaela> thats not helping
#3291 [17:26] <leaper> do it
#3292 [17:26] <wout> leaper: don't get what you mean.. I guess your run.bat contains the command line to start the server
#3293 [17:27] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> when i try to download minecraft from the website it dosent work cause after i click the run button a pop-up from java comes up and says java encountered an error yet i can see the minecraft screen behind it and when i click cancel on the java pop-up minecraft closes too so can any1 help me?
#3294 [17:27] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> and i can log in and everything but as soon as i click the cancel on java it closes
#3295 [17:27] <leaper> well i was just on here and they told me how to set it up but now i cant connect to it
#3296 [17:27] <Kaela> i cant
#3297 [17:28] <wout> so you're running the server on your local machine ?
#3298 [17:28] <Kaela> i did but it didnt do aything
#3299 [17:28] <leaper> yes its running right now
#3300 [17:28] <wout> where are you connecting to then ? 127.0.0.1 ?
#3301 [17:28] <leaper> 25565
#3302 [17:28] <leaper> oh
#3303 [17:28] <leaper> 98.160.107.197
#3304 [17:29] <wout> try 127.0.0.1
#3305 [17:29] <leaper> kk
#3306 [17:29] <wout> that's your local machine
#3307 [17:29] * mib_cewuz5 [mib_cewuz5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3308 [17:29] <wout> the 98 one is for players connecting from outside
#3309 [17:29] <mib_cewuz5> hi
#3310 [17:29] <wout> if you have your port forwarding set up
#3311 [17:30] <leaper> ok that it work
#3312 [17:30] <mib_cewuz5> when i am on a server its like 2 min delay
#3313 [17:30] <wout> nice
#3314 [17:30] <D4RK_4SS4SSIN> how do i fully download the minecraft?
#3315 [17:30] <leaper> so anyone who needs to connect will put in 127.0.0.1
#3316 [17:30] <wout> no, just you
#3317 [17:30] <wout> other people will have to use the other one
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#3319 [17:30] <leaper> and they put in the other one
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#3321 [17:31] <wout> the 98 address is your address to the outside world
#3322 [17:31] <leaper> oh ok so they type that
#3323 [17:31] <wout> yes
#3324 [17:31] <caleb> when i try to load mindcraft classic it say error
#3325 [17:31] <caleb> what do i do
#3326 [17:32] <leaper> kk thanks
#3327 [17:32] <Kaela> buy the real thing
#3328 [17:32] <Hawk> Caleb, what error?
#3329 [17:32] <wout> np, have fun on ur server :)
#3330 [17:32] <Kaela> I downloaded java on Ubuntu Chrome but minecraft is very slow and left and right clicking do not work
#3331 [17:33] <wout> owkay, Kaela
#3332 [17:33] <wout> you trying to play it within chrome ?
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#3334 [17:33] <Kaela> yes
#3335 [17:33] <wout> can't we run the client on linux straight ?
#3336 [17:33] <wout> (just wondering)
#3337 [17:33] <Kaela> what do you mean?
#3338 [17:34] <relsqui> Kaela: have you tried downloading the client and playing the game locally?
#3339 [17:34] <wout> if you have a decent java on your linux
#3340 [17:34] <Kaela> yes and it has the same problem
#3341 [17:34] <wout> and you download the app from minecraft.net
#3342 [17:34] <wout> ah ok
#3343 [17:34] <wout> are you in it now ?
#3344 [17:35] <Kaela> no but i am in the browser minecraft right now. they both have the same problem.
#3345 [17:35] <wout> ok Kaela, let's check settings ?
#3346 [17:35] <wout> go into video settings
#3347 [17:35] <Kaela> okay
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#3349 [17:35] <wout> render distance on normal or less for now
#3350 [17:36] <leaper> wout - ok itl let me connect but not anyone els
#3351 [17:36] <wout> and tell me, is advanced opengl enabled ?
#3352 [17:36] <Kaela> its on normal already
#3353 [17:36] <leaper> idk what that is
#3354 [17:36] <Kaela> advanced opengl?
#3355 [17:36] <wout> leaper: have you configured your dsl/cable router ?
#3356 [17:37] <leaper> yeah i think i mean ill check
#3357 [17:37] <leaper> mt xbox live is working
#3358 [17:37] <Kaela> it was on normal already
#3359 [17:37] <wout> Kaela: advanced opengl, right bottom @ video settings
#3360 [17:38] <Kaela> its off
#3361 [17:38] <wout> hehe leaper yeah, but you'll have to allow minecraft traffic from outside in
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#3363 [17:38] <leaper> yeah i did that 25565 thing
#3364 [17:38] <wout> ok Kaela .. that kinda sucks :p
#3365 [17:39] <wout> Kaela what does 'java -version' return ? in a console window
#3366 [17:39] <wout> ok leaper
#3367 [17:39] <Kaela> what
#3368 [17:39] <Kaela> what does that mean
#3369 [17:39] <wout> a terminal window, you know.. where you can type commands
#3370 [17:40] <Kaela> oh yeah?
#3371 [17:40] <wout> java -v
#3372 [17:40] <wout> sorry
#3373 [17:40] <wout> java -version
#3374 [17:40] <wout> should give you some info
#3375 [17:40] <leaper> yeah ill have him try and join
#3376 [17:41] <Kaela> java-version: command not found
#3377 [17:41] <Kaela> thats what it returned
#3378 [17:41] <wout> must be a space between java and -version
#3379 [17:41] <Kaela> java-version: command not found
#3380 [17:41] <Kaela> ah sorry
#3381 [17:42] <Kaela> java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
#3382 [17:42] <wout> leaper: if you want I can check if you have the port open
#3383 [17:42] <leaper> how do i check
#3384 [17:42] <wout> if you gimme ur ip again
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#3386 [17:42] <raynerboy> hi
#3387 [17:43] <Kaela> this is the return: java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
#3388 [17:43] <wout> it's kinda tough to check from inside.. like rining your own doorbell from in the couch :p
#3389 [17:43] <raynerboy> can i have some help?
#3390 [17:43] <leaper> ok its 98.160.107.197
#3391 [17:43] <raynerboy> please?
#3392 [17:43] <Kaela> this is the return: java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
#3393 [17:43] <wout> ok sec
#3394 [17:43] <leaper> k
#3395 [17:44] <raynerboy> my friend cant get on the minecraft website
#3396 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> raynerboy - Did he pirate minecraft?
#3397 [17:44] <Kaela> minecraft.net?
#3398 [17:44] <raynerboy> u mean like minecraftforfree.com?
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#3400 [17:44] <raynerboy> Kaela, yes
#3401 [17:45] <clone1018> We make like did he pirate Minecraft
#3402 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> No, I mean, did he "try" out minecraft before buying it
#3403 [17:45] <clone1018> mean&
#3404 [17:45] <raynerboy> here he is, hes zeppelin
#3405 [17:45] <clone1018> mean*
#3406 [17:45] <Zeppelin> hi
#3407 [17:45] <wout> leaper: not getting through to that IP
#3408 [17:45] <clone1018> Zeppelin: did you pirate minecraft?\
#3409 [17:45] <raynerboy> we have both been on minecraftforfree.com, but only he has been blocked
#3410 [17:45] <leaper> yeah see i dont understand if i use the onld one itl work but itl be slow
#3411 [17:45] <leaper> here try and connect now
#3412 [17:45] <Zeppelin> I'm banned from minecraft.net because i got tricked into downloading a cracked version of minecraft
#3413 [17:45] <Kaela> wout: this is the return: java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
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#3415 [17:46] * GreyVulpine coughs
#3415 [17:46] <clone1018> lol
#3416 [17:46] <clone1018> You're not banned from anywhere
#3417 [17:46] <Zeppelin> ?
#3418 [17:46] <raynerboy> im not, he is
#3419 [17:46] <Zeppelin> I'm not?
#3420 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> clone1018's right
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#3422 [17:46] <raynerboy> zep, try again
#3423 [17:46] <clone1018> Mojang has never banned anyone from minecraft.net
#3424 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> It's the cracked version of minecraft that's preventing you from connecting
#3425 [17:46] <Zeppelin> then what is it?
#3426 [17:46] <Zeppelin> oh
#3427 [17:46] <clone1018> Yup :)
#3428 [17:46] <Zeppelin> but i deleated it
#3429 [17:46] <raynerboy> oh
#3430 [17:46] <raynerboy> failz
#3431 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> If you follow these directions, we'll walk you through how to fix it
#3432 [17:46] <clone1018> Doesn't matter
#3433 [17:47] <raynerboy> cookies?
#3434 [17:47] <clone1018> It fucked your network settings
#3435 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> Zeppelin win/hosts
#3436 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Zeppelin: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3437 [17:47] <Zeppelin> ok
#3438 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Zeppelin: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3439 [17:47] <mib_9hdkp7> how do i portforward
#3440 [17:47] <wout> sec
#3441 [17:47] <leaper> kk
#3442 [17:47] <clone1018> mib_9hdkp7: portforward.com
#3443 [17:47] <Kaela> wout: this is the return: java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
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#3445 [17:47] <raynerboy> im doin this and watching yogscast..;.
#3446 [17:47] * mib_cwsi17 [mib_cwsi17@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3447 [17:47] <clone1018> Kaela: Please stop repeating that :)
#3448 [17:47] <Kaela> lol sorry
#3449 [17:48] <mib_cwsi17> i have a black screne what do i do?????????
#3450 [17:48] <Zeppelin> 127.0.0.1 www.minecraft.net
#3451 [17:48] <Zeppelin> is that the right one?
#3452 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin -Yup, remove it
#3453 [17:48] <Zeppelin> ok
#3454 [17:48] <mib_cwsi17> how do i fix it tho
#3455 [17:48] <clone1018> mib_cwsi17: open your texture pack folder and remove the texture packs
#3456 [17:48] <clone1018> or wait
#3457 [17:48] <clone1018> ya
#3458 [17:49] <wout> nope, 25565 is not listening leaper
#3459 [17:49] <Zeppelin> ty
#3460 [17:49] <leaper> y
#3461 [17:49] <mib_cwsi17> but i cant get to the folder
#3462 [17:49] <mib_9hdkp7> any1 here have teamviewer, and can portforward for me..im been trying for three hours
#3463 [17:49] <wout> ok Kaela
#3464 [17:49] <leaper> its letting me play
#3465 [17:49] <clone1018> %appdata%/.minecraft/
#3466 [17:49] <raynerboy> is it workin now ze[?
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#3468 [17:49] <wout> yes leaper, points to your router
#3469 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin - Glad to help. Know that there's only one way to play minecraft, and that's to purchase an account
#3470 [17:49] <raynerboy> *zeppelin
#3471 [17:49] <clone1018> mib_9hdkp7: portforward.com
#3472 [17:49] <Zeppelin> it won't let me save it
#3473 [17:49] <clone1018> Don't click any of the ads or anything
#3474 [17:49] <Zeppelin> it says access denied
#3475 [17:50] <mib_9hdkp7> any1 here have teamviewer, and can portforward for me..im been trying for three hours\
#3476 [17:50] <clone1018> Zeppelin: Windows 7 I assume?
#3477 [17:50] <leaper> how do i fix - wout
#3478 [17:50] <clone1018> mib_9hdkp7: portforward.com
#3479 [17:50] <Zeppelin> yes
#3480 [17:50] <wout> through your router's web interface
#3481 [17:50] <clone1018> Zeppelin: search Notepad and run as admin
#3482 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin - You need to run notepad as administrator
#3483 [17:50] <clone1018> and then do all that again
#3484 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> then you'll be able to save the file
#3485 [17:50] <Zeppelin> ok
#3486 [17:50] <Zeppelin> thanks
#3487 [17:50] <wout> don't know which one you have, you'll need to check
#3488 [17:50] <leaper> oh like how i set it up the first tome
#3489 [17:50] <mib_9hdkp7> i dont get how to portforward doing tht
#3490 [17:51] <leaper> its a net gear
#3491 [17:51] <wout> and should you have done that and ur sure it's good, double check if you don't have some crappy windows firewall blocking it :)
#3492 [17:51] <Kaela> this is the return: java version "1.6.0_24" Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_24-b07) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 19.1-b02, mixed mode, sharing)
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#3494 [17:52] <raynerboy> kaela, what is the return thing u keep posting?
#3495 [17:52] <wout> yes Kaela , looks decent
#3496 [17:52] <leaper> wout - how do fic this
#3497 [17:52] <wout> same as on my server
#3498 [17:52] <leaper> wout - i have a net gear one
#3499 [17:52] <raynerboy> zeppelin, working yet?
#3500 [17:52] <wout> have you been able to play it decently before ?
#3501 [17:53] <wout> leaper: did you get on the netgear for this already ?
#3502 [17:53] <leaper> wout - yeah utinl i set up this run.bat with more ram
#3503 [17:53] <Zeppelin> no
#3504 [17:53] <raynerboy> hmmmm
#3505 [17:53] <wout> hmz
#3506 [17:53] <Zeppelin> Can't find the open notepad as admin option
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#3508 [17:53] <mib_cwsi17> how do i acess the texture folder without opening minecraft??
#3509 [17:53] <wout> so you had a server running already ?
#3510 [17:53] <wout> to which you and others could connect ?
#3511 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: notepad
#3512 [17:53] <mib_cwsi17> nope
#3513 [17:54] <leaper> yeah a .jar
#3514 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin - While holding down ctrl+shift, you press enter
#3515 [17:54] <mib_cwsi17> ok then what?
#3516 [17:54] <Zeppelin> k
#3517 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Zeppelin - Then open the hosts file, and repeat the process of saving it
#3518 [17:54] <mib_53p0tj> hey my question is that i am able to load the game but i can't see anything its all black what do i do?
#3519 [17:54] <wout> whow, ok.. from scratch.
#3520 [17:54] <Dec101> Mods?
#3521 [17:55] <mib_53p0tj> yup
#3522 [17:55] <raynerboy> mib - delete the last texture pack u usedd
#3523 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_53p0tj win/reinst
#3524 [17:55] <VoxelHead> mib_53p0tj: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3525 [17:55] <VoxelHead> mib_53p0tj: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3526 [17:55] <Dec101> Read the topic
#3527 [17:55] <leaper> ok i made a .jat
#3528 [17:55] <leaper> .jar
#3529 [17:55] <wout> up until today you played minecraft singleplayer ? or multi ?
#3530 [17:55] <leaper> multi
#3531 [17:55] <leaper> the whole time
#3532 [17:55] <mib_53p0tj> i just started
#3533 [17:56] <mib_53p0tj> im trying to play free
#3534 [17:56] <Dec101> ^^^^^^ Realy?
#3535 [17:56] <raynerboy> buy it - dont use minecraftforfree.com
#3536 [17:56] <Zeppelin> THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!
#3537 [17:56] <wout> but you connected to a public IP address ? which I assume is yours ?
#3538 [17:56] <raynerboy> workin zeppelin?
#3539 [17:56] <mib_53p0tj> nooooooooo
#3540 [17:56] <Zeppelin> Rayner you douche
#3541 [17:56] <leaper> yeahs
#3542 [17:56] <leaper> yes
#3543 [17:56] <raynerboy> wht?
#3544 [17:56] <Zeppelin> THANKS GUYS BUY!
#3545 [17:56] <mib_53p0tj> yes
#3546 [17:56] <raynerboy> bye
#3547 [17:56] <raynerboy> thx for helping my friend!
#3548 [17:56] <Dec101> http://mibpaste.com/oMe7A9 Can anyone help me with this error?
#3549 [17:57] <mib_cwsi17> one more time with how to delete the texture packs
#3550 [17:57] <mib_53p0tj> so...what can i do?
#3551 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_53p0tj - We will not help you pirate minecraft.
#3552 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Go buy it
#3553 [17:57] <leaper> how do i check to see if its not accepting
#3554 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_cwsi17 win/.minecraft
#3555 [17:57] <VoxelHead> mib_cwsi17: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3556 [17:57] <mib_53p0tj> no its official!
#3557 [17:57] <Dec101> Got to your texture pack folder then delete *.zip
#3558 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_cwsi17 - Delete the texturepacks folder insdie
#3559 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_53p0tj - I doubt that
#3560 [17:58] <mib_cwsi17> i cant reach the packs
#3561 [17:58] <Dec101> ??
#3562 [17:58] <mib_53p0tj> it says so on the web site
#3563 [17:58] <mib_cwsi17> i have a black screne
#3564 [17:58] <Dec101> How?
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#3566 [17:58] <leaper> wout - so what do i do
#3567 [17:58] <Dec101> Ok to delete a texture pack
#3568 [17:58] <wout> leaper: you could check yourself with services like http://www.canyouseeme.org/
#3569 [17:58] <Dec101> Open minecraft
#3570 [17:58] <mib_cwsi17> cant
#3571 [17:58] <mib_53p0tj> done
#3572 [17:58] <Dec101> Click open texture pack
#3573 [17:58] <wout> fill in the port and it will check your IP for it
#3574 [17:58] <mib_53p0tj> can't do that
#3575 [17:59] <Dec101> Why?
#3576 [17:59] <mib_cwsi17> MY SCRENE IS BLACK!!!!!
#3577 [17:59] <mib_53p0tj> mine too
#3578 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_cwsi17 win/.minecraft
#3579 [17:59] <VoxelHead> mib_cwsi17: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3580 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_cwsi17 - Delete the texturepacks folder insdie
#3581 [17:59] <Dec101> Ok go Win + r
#3582 [17:59] <Dec101> (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3583 [17:59] <leaper> wout - how do i work this site
#3584 [18:00] <Dec101> Follow his advice ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#3585 [18:00] <mib_53p0tj> don't ignore my veins i need minecraft
#3586 [18:00] <wout> errm leaper, it should know your IP already (left top, your ip)
#3587 [18:00] <mib_53p0tj> now help please!!!!
#3588 [18:00] <wout> box below is for filling out port: 25565
#3589 [18:00] <leaper> wout - yeah do i type 25565 in there
#3590 [18:00] <wout> is the IP the same than the one you pasted ?
#3591 [18:01] <leaper> wout - yeah
#3592 [18:01] <mib_53p0tj> i figured you would be trained to help, my bad
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#3594 [18:01] <Dec101> Can someone help me with this? http://mibpaste.com/oMe7A9
#3595 [18:01] <Dec101> I get it on world gen
#3596 [18:01] <leaper> wout - were dos it say if its closed or not
#3597 [18:02] <Helpmeplease> can somebody help me out please
#3598 [18:02] <leaper> wout - it sayes Error: I could not see your service on 98.160.107.197 on port (25565)
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#3600 [18:02] <wout> leaper right below the ads
#3601 [18:02] <Helpmeplease> san somebody please help
#3602 [18:02] <Helpmeplease> my mindcraft screen wont show when i try to play it
#3603 [18:02] <wout> it tells me: Success: I can see your service on blahblah
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#3607 [18:03] <Helpmeplease> SOMEBODY HELP
#3608 [18:03] <wout> your isp is not blocking blahblah
#3609 [18:03] <leaper> wout - it sayes Error: I could not see your service on 98.160.107.197 on port (25565)
#3610 [18:03] <ahsdman96> Is greyvulpine here?
#3611 [18:03] <Helpmeplease> WHAT DO I DO
#3612 [18:03] <wout> ok leaper
#3613 [18:03] <Dec101> Helpmeplease Wait a little
#3614 [18:03] <leaper> wout - so how do i fix this
#3615 [18:03] <wout> so the router or pc is not allowing it in
#3616 [18:03] <leaper> wout - yeah
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#3618 [18:04] <wout> have windoze firewall enabled or anything ?
#3619 [18:04] <wout> also, what's in the .bat file ?
#3620 [18:04] <leaper> wout - ill check
#3621 [18:04] <wout> brb
#3622 [18:04] <mib_cycjmd> after i download and log in the screen turns black how can i fix this?
#3623 [18:04] * wout needs coffee
#3623 [18:04] <Helpmeplease> i have a mac
#3624 [18:04] <mib_cycjmd> i have a windows
#3625 [18:04] <Helpmeplease> it shows the java loading thing for a second
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#3627 [18:04] <Dec101> help have you got java updated?
#3628 [18:04] <Helpmeplease> then it goes all white
#3629 [18:04] <nhg> i have a ds
#3630 [18:04] <mib_cycjmd> yes
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#3632 [18:05] <mib_cycjmd> any ideas
#3633 [18:05] <Dec101> Any one able to help me with this? http://mibpaste.com/oMe7A9
#3634 [18:06] <ahsdman96> Greyvulpine? i have a quick question
#3635 [18:06] <mib_cycjmd> any one able to help?
#3636 [18:06] <dude> tried to download and received the following message. Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#3637 [18:06] <leaper> wout - so i allowed routing and remot acess though my firewall
#3638 [18:06] <Dec101> dude tried updating video cards?
#3639 [18:07] <mib_cwsi17> HOW DO I GET RID OF THE BLACK SCRENE!
#3640 [18:07] <wout> hmz leaper.. careful you don't open up too much
#3641 [18:07] <dude> All other games work. Is this something i can change from my pc?
#3642 [18:07] <mib_cwsi17> somebody help
#3643 [18:07] <leaper> wout - kk
#3644 [18:08] <leaper> wout - it still says the same thing
#3645 [18:08] <Dec101> Mulberry - update your vidio card drivers what model do you have?
#3646 [18:08] <mib_cwsi17> i need to acess my texture packs to delete them
#3647 [18:08] <mib_cwsi17> i do i get to it with a black screne
#3648 [18:08] <Dec101> dude - update your vidio card drivers what model do you have?
#3649 [18:08] <leaper> wout - how do i get my port to open
#3650 [18:08] <mib_cwsi17> windows
#3651 [18:09] <leaper> wout - do i need to go to the 25565 port on my netgear website
#3652 [18:09] <dude> i have a dell inspiron laptop. How do i update the drivers?
#3653 [18:09] <wout> the thing that bothers me, is
#3654 [18:09] <wout> if you were running a server yesterday, on the same computer
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#3656 [18:09] <wout> and all of you could play
#3657 [18:10] <Nick> hello who can help me
#3658 [18:10] <leaper> wout - i was but i just put more ram in my computer today if that helps
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#3660 [18:10] <wout> that shouldn't affect it
#3661 [18:10] <wout> could you paste the line that's in the .bat file ?
#3662 [18:10] <Guest3199> who can help my issue
#3663 [18:10] <ahsdman96> anyone here know how to portforward?
#3664 [18:10] <leaper> yeh
#3665 [18:11] <Guest3199> i need on minecraft like right now
#3666 [18:11] <leaper> wout - java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
#3667 [18:11] <Guest3199> and it is just black
#3668 [18:11] <wout> k
#3669 [18:11] <ahsdman96> do u have teamviewer leaper
#3670 [18:11] <Guest15728> I just bought Minecraft beta and I tried to download and install the software. I extracted the minecraft.exe but there is no executable file to run. I am using Windows XP. What am I missing?
#3671 [18:11] <Guest3199> what is wrong w/ with it
#3672 [18:11] <leaper> ahsdman96 - id think so
#3673 [18:12] <w> *with
#3674 [18:12] <ahsdman96> could u portforward for me?
#3675 [18:12] <dude> i am having a similar issue as 15728 but it is saying i need a video card driver. Any idea how to install on windows 7
#3676 [18:12] <Guest3199> so?
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#3678 [18:12] <Guest3199> what should i do?
#3679 [18:12] <Guest15728> I can't run minecraft from the download for PC after I purchased the software.
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#3681 [18:13] <wout> k leaper that looks decent, too
#3682 [18:13] <Guest3199> jfkda;dkjfowiejfskllshhkvlsv.xcnmjlksdgljksdgapjisdgjsgjlg.,z .nxcvljksdfjiljksdgfnmxvljkfsd.sdjklsdgjklsdg.sdlksdlksdjklgsl;jksdgjklsg.s
#3683 [18:13] <Guest3199> sdlkdjfskjxclkjvoijawojtgfklsdjnglxcjkkvljlxckjvlkjsodijfskljvioxcznvlksjhiofjsdilujflkscjfiosdujdfiluasdoijfk/s.cjzcvoiasdujfxckljvkosdjfklzcjvckljiozxafjkladjfiosujf
#3684 [18:13] <leaper> wout - so whats rong
#3685 [18:13] * xales kicked Guest3199 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Guest3199)
#3686 [18:13] <wout> I'm still thinking towards a firewall
#3687 [18:13] <wout> either on your pc on the router
#3688 [18:14] <wout> since we can't reach the port from outside
#3689 [18:14] <leaper> wout - idk how to fix that
#3690 [18:14] <wout> but you can from on the machine
#3691 [18:14] <Guest15728> What file do you click on to launch Minecraft from the download?
#3692 [18:14] <ahsdman96> so leaper would u mind
#3693 [18:14] <leaper> wout - yeah
#3694 [18:15] <leaper> ahsman96 - im not portforwarding u
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#3696 [18:15] <ahsdman96> fine
#3697 [18:15] <mib_d65zui> hey guys. i came here earlier regarding an issue i had where minecraft closed upon log in, and the web browser went blank upon loading. I was told to try a new user on my laptop and report back with any progress
#3698 [18:16] <mib_d65zui> ...no luck- same problem
#3699 [18:16] <ahsdman96> any1 here know how to portforward
#3700 [18:16] <oldtopman> mib_d65zui, Do you have java installed?
#3701 [18:16] <leaper> wout - any ideas
#3702 [18:16] <Guest15728> I don't even know what portforward is.
#3703 [18:17] <wout> leaper: in ur router check for a section called 'port forwarding' or 'virtual servers', or if you remember where you put in the 25565 go double check there
#3704 [18:17] <mib_d65zui> hey guys. i came here earlier regarding an issue i had where minecraft closed upon log in, and the web browser went blank upon loading. I was told to try a new user on my laptop and report back with any progress...no luck
#3705 [18:17] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_d65zui dont/spam
#3706 [18:17] <VoxelHead> mib_d65zui: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3707 [18:17] <leaper> wout - where do i check
#3708 [18:18] <leaper> wout - where do i find that
#3709 [18:18] <wout> your router's web interface
#3710 [18:18] <Guest15728> This is a bummer.. Too bad Minecraft has major install problem from the get go. :(
#3711 [18:18] <leaper> kk
#3712 [18:18] <leaper> wout - i forgot how to get ther
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#3715 [18:19] <mib_d65zui> sorry, nobody replied, so i assumed you missed the message
#3716 [18:19] <wout> ok general info: port forwarding is something which you -only- need to know about if you are running a multiplayer server at your house, behind your firewall
#3717 [18:19] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_d65zui patience
#3718 [18:19] <DopeGhoti> (:
#3719 [18:19] <VoxelHead> mib_d65zui: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3720 [18:19] <VoxelHead> mib_d65zui: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3721 [18:19] <leaper> wout - im confussed
#3722 [18:19] <wout> if you're playing locally or on someone's server you needn't know about port forwarding
#3723 [18:20] <wout> leaper: you're running your own server at home, so you need to fix it :)
#3724 [18:20] <mib_d65zui> sorry voxelhead
#3725 [18:20] <leaper> wout - yeah but how do i get on my netgear web interface
#3726 [18:20] <wout> but I can't tell you how to config your router
#3727 [18:20] <wout> you'll have to surf to its IP
#3728 [18:20] <leaper> wout - what ip
#3729 [18:21] <wout> probably 192.168.1.1 or 192.168.0.1
#3730 [18:21] <mib_r2yibj> how do i update my video card drivers
#3731 [18:21] <wout> but I can't know that
#3732 [18:21] <wout> these are often the default ones
#3733 [18:21] <leaper> wout - i cant remeber the username and password
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#3735 [18:23] <wout> hmz
#3736 [18:24] <wout> well, those I can't guess for you
#3737 [18:24] <wout> ;)
#3738 [18:24] <leaper> i watched a utube vedio and it sayed it was somethin and it worked
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#3740 [18:25] <wout> omg lol
#3741 [18:25] <wout> was just about to say
#3742 [18:25] <wout> if it's 'password' or '1234' you deserve a slapping :p
#3743 [18:25] <wout> but hehe ok
#3744 [18:25] <wout> as long as you're in ;)
#3745 [18:26] <leaper> wout - ok im in
#3746 [18:26] <wout> what's the type ? see if I can find screenies
#3747 [18:27] <leaper> wout - service name is aim
#3748 [18:27] <Guest15728> I would have bought two Minecraft accounts but if I can't get one paid download to work why would I get pay for two?
#3749 [18:28] <Guest15728> exit
#3750 [18:28] <Guest15728> quit
#3751 [18:28] <Guest15728> logoff
#3752 [18:28] <Guest15728> goodbye
#3753 [18:28] * xales kicked Guest15728 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Fail)
#3754 [18:28] <wout> leaper: i mean the router.. it's a netgear xxx ?
#3755 [18:28] <wout> xxx =?
#3756 [18:28] <leaper> wout - service type is
#3757 [18:28] <leaper> tcp/dup
#3758 [18:28] <leaper> upd
#3759 [18:29] <wout> udp :)
#3760 [18:29] <leaper> tcp/upd
#3761 [18:29] <wout> ok how many of these services do you have ?
#3762 [18:30] <leaper> 1
#3763 [18:30] <wout> just aim ?
#3764 [18:30] <leaper> yup
#3765 [18:30] <wout> and that's under port forwarding ?
#3766 [18:30] <leaper> wait
#3767 [18:30] <leaper> yeah
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#3769 [18:30] <wout> does it say which ports that concerns ?
#3770 [18:30] <mib_3w931q> elp
#3771 [18:30] <leaper> portforwarding
#3772 [18:31] <leaper> Port Forwarding / Port Triggering
#3773 [18:31] <wout> aim : tcp/udp : ports ?
#3774 [18:31] <leaper> thats where im at
#3775 [18:31] <leaper> no non o ser
#3776 [18:32] <leaper> Service Name mc server
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#3778 [18:32] <mib_3w931q> i just bought it
#3779 [18:32] <leaper> service typer tcp/udp
#3780 [18:32] <wout> aha, interesting
#3781 [18:32] <leaper> starting port 25565
#3782 [18:32] <leaper> ending prt 25565
#3783 [18:32] <mib_3w931q> i try to go on multiplayer but it says server ip and i have no idea what that is
#3784 [18:32] <wout> ok, and destination ?
#3785 [18:33] <leaper> like the ip
#3786 [18:33] <wout> mib_3w931q: that would be the name or address of the server you want to get to
#3787 [18:33] <wout> ok leaper and is that IP still correct ?
#3788 [18:33] <wout> open a cmd on your computer and check with ipconfig
#3789 [18:33] <leaper> no its 192.168.1.2
#3790 [18:33] <leaper> now
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#3793 [18:34] <mib_3w931q> like when u first click on multiplayer it ask for an ip of a server to connect to it
#3794 [18:34] <wout> so 25565 to 25565 should be forwarded to 192.168.1.2
#3795 [18:34] <leaper> yeah so people should type that
#3796 [18:34] <wout> no no
#3797 [18:35] <leaper> oh
#3798 [18:35] <wout> they should use the public address
#3799 [18:35] <wout> always
#3800 [18:35] <wout> lemme explain
#3801 [18:35] <leaper> whats that
#3802 [18:35] <wout> they use the public address, the ninety-something one
#3803 [18:35] <wout> which is the address of your router on the outside
#3804 [18:36] <leaper> so they use 98.160.107.197
#3805 [18:36] <leaper> ??
#3806 [18:36] <wout> on the inside, your router and pc have 192... addresses
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#3808 [18:36] <leaper> i dont get theat
#3809 [18:36] <leaper> taht
#3810 [18:36] <leaper> that
#3811 [18:36] <wout> well your router is a door between the internet and your house
#3812 [18:37] <leaper> ok well how do i get them to be able to join
#3813 [18:37] <peand> I have a question - my son wants me to buy minecraft - is this a game that is played online or do you have to download it onto your computer?
#3814 [18:37] <leaper> u can play offline and online
#3815 [18:37] <wout> well, the thing we were just looking at
#3816 [18:37] <wout> mc server
#3817 [18:38] <xales> peand: Any game has to be downloaded to your computer in some measure, but you can play "online" in that you are only using your browser to load it, or download it
#3818 [18:38] <peand> Can he play it online without downloading anything onto the comuter?
#3819 [18:38] <leaper> yeas
#3820 [18:38] <leaper> u just click play in browser
#3821 [18:38] <wout> it had 25565 to 25565 forwarded to ...?
#3822 [18:38] <peand> Thank you very much!!!
#3823 [18:38] <leaper> to what i dont get that part
#3824 [18:38] <wout> 192.168.1.2 ?
#3825 [18:38] <leaper> i dont understand
#3826 [18:38] <wout> well I expect an address, still
#3827 [18:39] <jammsoo7> how often do updates happen on minecraft?
#3828 [18:39] <leaper> all it sayes is 192.168.1.2
#3829 [18:39] <wout> port forwarding info is: start port, end port, tcp/udp, destination address
#3830 [18:39] <wout> ok good that's what I wanted to knwo
#3831 [18:39] <wout> know
#3832 [18:39] <leaper> oh
#3833 [18:39] <wout> now, can you open a command window on your pc ?
#3834 [18:40] <wout> (leave the web interface open(
#3835 [18:40] <leaper> i dont know how to do that
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#3838 [18:40] <wout> just type 'cmd' (without quotes) in the start thing
#3839 [18:41] <leaper> on the the service name line
#3840 [18:41] <wout> no no
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#3842 [18:41] <wout> not in the router interface
#3843 [18:41] <wout> just in windows
#3844 [18:41] <leaper> ok how
#3845 [18:41] <wout> click start button, type cms
#3846 [18:41] <wout> cmd
#3847 [18:41] <wout> i mean
#3848 [18:41] <leaper> were
#3849 [18:41] <leaper> were do i click start
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#3851 [18:41] <leaper> oh nvm
#3852 [18:42] <wout> lol, looks like I'm rambling too much :p
#3853 [18:42] <leaper> ok now what
#3854 [18:42] <wout> type 'ipconfig' (without the quotes)
#3855 [18:42] <leaper> k
#3856 [18:42] <wout> it's gonna tell you the address(es) of your pc
#3857 [18:42] <wout> 192.168.1.?
#3858 [18:42] <mib_9jqlqr> I installed a mod now the game won't work right can I uninstall the game and reinstall it without being charged again
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#3860 [18:43] <mib_e0vuvx> hey, i get "connection lost" when i try to sign into my server
#3861 [18:43] <leaper> .1
#3862 [18:43] <wout> mib_9jqlqr: yes if you have an account you can re-install as much as you want
#3863 [18:43] <leaper> wait 192.168.1.4
#3864 [18:43] <wout> aha
#3865 [18:43] <mib_9jqlqr> thank you
#3866 [18:44] <wout> leaper: so probably your pc's ip changed
#3867 [18:44] <leaper> how
#3868 [18:44] <wout> with rebooting
#3869 [18:44] <wout> happens, the router just hands out addresses
#3870 [18:44] <wout> still have the command window open ?
#3871 [18:44] <leaper> so they typw 92.168.1.4
#3872 [18:44] <leaper> yeah
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#3874 [18:44] <wout> type 'ping 192.168.1.4'
#3875 [18:44] <wout> should return lines every sec or so
#3876 [18:45] <wout> a few at least
#3877 [18:45] <leaper> with quotes
#3878 [18:45] <wout> no
#3879 [18:45] <wout> without
#3880 [18:45] <kermit> Help???? When I try to open Minecraft it says error
#3881 [18:45] <leaper> k now what
#3882 [18:45] <kermit> Anyone know how to fix?
#3883 [18:46] <wout> now if you 'ping 192.168.1.2', I bet you don't get the same response ?
#3884 [18:46] <leaper> what
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#3886 [18:46] <wout> but 'request timed out' or something ?
#3887 [18:46] <leaper> wout - ??
#3888 [18:46] <mib_l7fa4t> hello? kinda new need some support
#3889 [18:46] <wout> you just tried the ping 192.168.1.4 .. now try ping 192.168.1.2
#3890 [18:47] <kermit> It says I need to update my video card drivers? I'm on a windows 7, anyone know how to do this???
#3891 [18:47] <leaper> k
#3892 [18:47] <wout> see whether or not you get a response
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#3894 [18:47] <leaper> k it sayed pinging
#3895 [18:47] <leaper> it sayed un reachable host
#3896 [18:48] <wout> ok good
#3897 [18:48] <wout> so we know where ur problem is
#3898 [18:48] <leaper> what
#3899 [18:48] <wout> your router is trying to send the connections from ur friends to 192.168.1.2
#3900 [18:48] <wout> which doesn't exist anymore
#3901 [18:48] <leaper> oh so how i fix
#3902 [18:49] <wout> your pc is now 192.168.1.4
#3903 [18:49] <wout> we can fix in 2 ways
#3904 [18:49] <leaper> so they type that
#3905 [18:49] <wout> no, again: people -outside- ALWAYS use your public address
#3906 [18:49] <leaper> which is
#3907 [18:49] <wout> the one you see at http://checkip.dyndns.org
#3908 [18:49] <oldtopman> ??>> mib_17fa4t ask
#3909 [18:50] <wout> (easy way to check your public ip)
#3910 [18:50] <leaper> kk
#3911 [18:50] <leaper> so how we fix whithout losing my memory on my world
#3912 [18:50] <wout> no worries there
#3913 [18:50] <leaper> k
#3914 [18:50] <wout> we can 1) change the 192.168.1.2 to 192.168.1.4 in the router
#3915 [18:51] <wout> BUT
#3916 [18:51] <leaper> but what
#3917 [18:51] <wout> when your pc boots again it might change address again, too
#3918 [18:51] <wout> so you could be in the same situation again soon
#3919 [18:51] <leaper> oh
#3920 [18:51] <wout> possibly easier is setting a static address for your computer
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#3922 [18:51] <wout> so that it will always have 192.168.1.2
#3923 [18:52] <leaper> how
#3924 [18:52] <wout> and you don't have to care about the router anymore
#3925 [18:52] <leaper> ill do it that way
#3926 [18:52] <saylore> can someone help me
#3927 [18:52] <leaper> k lead me through it that way
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#3929 [18:52] <wout> gah.. I don't like windows :)
#3930 [18:52] <wout> which windows version are you on ?
#3931 [18:52] <leaper> vista
#3932 [18:52] <saylore> i need help, an error occers when i try to play it
#3933 [18:53] <mib_nw3yml> just haveing problems installing a texture pac
#3934 [18:53] <wout> k
#3935 [18:53] * wout thinks
#3935 [18:53] <wout> don't have one here to check along
#3936 [18:53] <leaper> one waht
#3937 [18:53] <leaper> what
#3938 [18:53] <mib_nw3yml> i am on a mac
#3939 [18:53] <wout> a vista :)
#3940 [18:53] <leaper> oh
#3941 [18:53] <leaper> haha
#3942 [18:54] <leaper> well can u help
#3943 [18:54] <wout> myea
#3944 [18:54] <wout> it's reading and imagining
#3945 [18:54] <wout> or teamviewer, but pff
#3946 [18:54] <leaper> k
#3947 [18:54] <wout> go find your network connections :)
#3948 [18:54] <leaper> whats pf
#3949 [18:54] <saylore> i need help!!
#3950 [18:54] <leaper> pff
#3951 [18:54] <wout> kind of a sigh :p
#3952 [18:54] <leaper> where
#3953 [18:54] <saylore> helpmeplease
#3954 [18:54] <leaper> do i find network connections
#3955 [18:55] <wout> don't you have a network part when you press start already ?
#3956 [18:55] <leaper> ? no
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#3958 [18:55] <wout> k sec
#3959 [18:55] <quiggle> havent been abel to instsall a texture pack
#3960 [18:55] <leaper> found it
#3961 [18:56] <wout> ah ok
#3962 [18:56] <wout> just looked up where :)
#3963 [18:56] <leaper> k so now what
#3964 [18:56] <wout> now, when we go into the local area connection and change the settings
#3965 [18:56] <wout> you'll get disconnected for a sec
#3966 [18:57] <leaper> were is local area connection
#3967 [18:57] <wout> didn't you have your network connections there ?
#3968 [18:57] <wout> under a heading 'LAN or high speed internet'
#3969 [18:58] <leaper> all it says is dnathman pc
#3970 [18:58] <leaper> wrn2000 gateway
#3971 [18:58] <wout> le's try this
#3972 [18:58] <wout> start again, and type there: ncpa.cpl
#3973 [18:59] <wout> should get you the list
#3974 [18:59] <leaper> whait i found a network and sharing thikng
#3975 [18:59] <leaper> and it says file sharing off
#3976 [18:59] <wout> doesn't matter
#3977 [18:59] <wout> we don't need file sharing
#3978 [18:59] <leaper> found
#3979 [18:59] <leaper> local area connection
#3980 [18:59] <wout> ok right click that and get properties
#3981 [19:00] <leaper> cant it only says view stats
#3982 [19:00] <leaper> status
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#3984 [19:00] <wout> ?
#3985 [19:00] <wout> maybe try via the start thing
#3986 [19:00] <wout> ncpa.cpl
#3987 [19:01] <leaper> what is all that im so comfussed
#3988 [19:01] <wout> just a shortcut to open the window with your network interfaces
#3989 [19:01] <leaper> so i type that in the start bar
#3990 [19:02] <leaper> ok i found it
#3991 [19:02] <wout> yea, that oughtta open up a window
#3992 [19:02] <leaper> so i click on properties
#3993 [19:02] <wout> yes
#3994 [19:03] <leaper> then what
#3995 [19:03] <wout> lemme see
#3996 [19:03] <wout> you get a list of items ?
#3997 [19:03] <leaper> yeah
#3998 [19:03] <wout> one of em should be Internet Protocol version 4
#3999 [19:03] <wout> get properties of that
#4000 [19:04] <leaper> yup found it
#4001 [19:04] <leaper> ok now what
#4002 [19:04] <wout> it's probably on 'obtain an ip address automatically'
#4003 [19:05] <leaper> yeah
#4004 [19:05] <wout> we're going to change that
#4005 [19:05] <leaper> k
#4006 [19:05] <wout> that says 'everytime we reboot, ask the router for an address'
#4007 [19:05] <wout> that's why it can change
#4008 [19:05] <leaper> oh
#4009 [19:06] <wout> now, just to make sure
#4010 [19:06] <wout> you don't have a bunch of devices in your network ?
#4011 [19:06] <leaper> how do i make shure of that
#4012 [19:06] <wout> or you're not doing this at work or anything ? :)
#4013 [19:06] <leaper> no
#4014 [19:06] <wout> k np then
#4015 [19:07] <leaper> i have 2 things in the network
#4016 [19:07] <wout> just don't want to piss of some network admin :)
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#4018 [19:07] <wout> so ok
#4019 [19:07] <leaper> k
#4020 [19:07] <wout> now, your pc will disconnect for a bit after we apply this, just so you know
#4021 [19:07] <wout> here's what we do
#4022 [19:07] <leaper> k
#4023 [19:08] <wout> change the 'obtain uatomatically' to 'use the following..'
#4024 [19:08] <wout> then we fill out the fields:
#4025 [19:08] <leaper> k
#4026 [19:08] <wout> IP address: 192.168.1.2
#4027 [19:08] <wout> Subnet mask: 255.255.255.0
#4028 [19:08] <wout> default gateway: 192.168.1.1
#4029 [19:09] <leaper> k
#4030 [19:09] <wout> dns can stay at auto
#4031 [19:09] <wout> now comes the tricky part ;D
#4032 [19:09] <leaper> it changed with the other thing
#4033 [19:09] <wout> when you press ok on all of these, you will disconnect
#4034 [19:09] <wout> probably also from here
#4035 [19:10] <leaper> i cant get the dsn to auto
#4036 [19:10] <wout> wasn't it on auto already ?
#4037 [19:10] <leaper> when i click the auto ip thing it changed to
#4038 [19:10] <leaper> so i have to fill our both
#4039 [19:10] <leaper> out
#4040 [19:10] <wout> ah ok, sec
#4041 [19:11] <mib_e5n2nn> Can someone PLEASE help me.... My server isnt loading the full map, and its not proccessing anything
#4042 [19:11] <wout> still have the command window open ?
#4043 [19:11] <leaper> yup
#4044 [19:11] <tyteen4a03> mib_e5n2nn: bukkit/vanilla?
#4045 [19:11] <tyteen4a03> or classic
#4046 [19:11] <wout> ipconfig /all
#4047 [19:11] <wout> in the command window
#4048 [19:11] <mib_e5n2nn> bukkit
#4049 [19:11] <tyteen4a03> Please go to #bukkit for further help
#4050 [19:11] <wout> it should give you the DNS addresses you'r using now
#4051 [19:11] <mib_e5n2nn> noone will help me there
#4052 [19:12] <leaper> it said not reconised
#4053 [19:12] <wout> ?
#4054 [19:12] <wout> you did an ipconfig before
#4055 [19:12] <leaper> kk nvm
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#4057 [19:12] <wout> :)
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#4059 [19:13] <Abby> Hi, when I try to walk it either wont go or it will never stop running. Help?
#4060 [19:13] <leaper> were do i find the dsn stuff
#4061 [19:13] <wout> find the dns servers in that output ?
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#4063 [19:14] <wout> at the bottom
#4064 [19:14] <leaper> the ery last one
#4065 [19:14] <wout> DNS Servers ..........
#4066 [19:14] <wout> should have 1 to 3 addresses behind it
#4067 [19:14] <leaper> i cant find
#4068 [19:14] <wout> ok breakdown.. ipconfig /all
#4069 [19:14] <wout> starts with 'windows ip configuration'
#4070 [19:14] <wout> right ?
#4071 [19:15] <leaper> yes
#4072 [19:15] <wout> then there should be one section regarding ethernet adapter local area connection
#4073 [19:15] <wout> or something to that effect
#4074 [19:15] <leaper> k found that
#4075 [19:15] <wout> bottom of that section
#4076 [19:16] <wout> almost the very bottom of it
#4077 [19:16] <leaper> last three
#4078 [19:16] <wout> should say DNS Servers.......:
#4079 [19:16] <wout> and some addresses
#4080 [19:16] <leaper> it says dchp server
#4081 [19:16] <wout> below that
#4082 [19:17] <leaper> found it
#4083 [19:17] <wout> k good
#4084 [19:17] <wout> how many are they
#4085 [19:17] <wout> write them down
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#4087 [19:18] <leaper> kk it says dsn server and net bios over tcpip
#4088 [19:18] <leaper> i right those down
#4089 [19:18] <wout> yes, the addresses between those two
#4090 [19:19] <leaper> there isnt anything between those two
#4091 [19:19] <wout> http://skyrunner.net/Example%20of%20ipconfig.htm
#4092 [19:20] <wout> doesn't it look like that ?
#4093 [19:20] <leaper> ok i only have one numbers
#4094 [19:20] <leaper> but yeah it looks like thata
#4095 [19:21] <wout> which is ?
#4096 [19:21] <wout> is it 192.168.1.1 or an external one
#4097 [19:21] <leaper> 192.168.1.1
#4098 [19:21] <wout> ok
#4099 [19:21] <wout> fair enough
#4100 [19:21] <leaper> right that down
#4101 [19:21] <wout> easier for us
#4102 [19:21] <wout> back to the network settings
#4103 [19:21] <leaper> k
#4104 [19:21] <wout> where we needed to fill out the dns
#4105 [19:21] <leaper> k
#4106 [19:21] <wout> so we put 192.168.1.1 there
#4107 [19:22] <wout> same as the default gateway
#4108 [19:22] <leaper> what about the alternate dsn
#4109 [19:22] <leaper> server
#4110 [19:22] <wout> we don't know any
#4111 [19:22] <leaper> k so blank
#4112 [19:22] <wout> we could try and check
#4113 [19:22] <leaper> how
#4114 [19:22] <wout> have the web interface still open ?
#4115 [19:23] <wout> of the router
#4116 [19:23] <leaper> yeah
#4117 [19:23] <wout> find the status
#4118 [19:23] <wout> it might list the dns servers it's using
#4119 [19:23] <leaper> cant find
#4120 [19:23] <wout> sec
#4121 [19:24] <leaper> k
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#4123 [19:25] <leaper> ?
#4124 [19:26] <wout> you could check @ provider's webiste
#4125 [19:27] <wout> but ok, you were only using this now, either
#4126 [19:27] <leaper> what if we skip that
#4127 [19:27] <wout> your router handles the rest
#4128 [19:27] <wout> yea sure
#4129 [19:27] <leaper> k
#4130 [19:27] <wout> we shouldn't be fixing a bunch of extra stuff
#4131 [19:27] <wout> :p
#4132 [19:27] <leaper> yeah
#4133 [19:27] <wout> so ok
#4134 [19:27] <wout> if you ok all this you'll slam offline
#4135 [19:28] <wout> as your pc will be changing its address
#4136 [19:28] <leaper> how long will that tak
#4137 [19:28] <wout> maybe stop your minecraft server for a sec, too
#4138 [19:28] <leaper> kk so ill close everthing
#4139 [19:28] <wout> should be less than 30 secs
#4140 [19:28] <leaper> oh ok
#4141 [19:28] <wout> everything should be ok
#4142 [19:28] <wout> thing is
#4143 [19:29] <leaper> do i click close after ok
#4144 [19:29] <wout> if it doesn't come on decently again.. that would sucj
#4145 [19:29] <wout> suck
#4146 [19:29] <wout> coz u'd be disconnected :)
#4147 [19:29] <leaper> i clicked ok but its still on
#4148 [19:29] <wout> so worst case:
#4149 [19:29] <wout> just put all that stuff back to automatic
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#4151 [19:29] <wout> but shouldn't be required
#4152 [19:29] <leaper> now
#4153 [19:30] <leaper> i clicked ok nothing happened
#4154 [19:30] <leaper> so does it work now
#4155 [19:30] <wout> still have the parent window open ?
#4156 [19:30] <leaper> yeah
#4157 [19:30] <wout> 'ok' and 'close' everything related
#4158 [19:31] <wout> it should get to it
#4159 [19:31] * wout waits for it
#4159 [19:31] <wout> :)
#4160 [19:32] <wout> drumroll?
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#4162 [19:32] <leaper> ok now what
#4163 [19:32] <leaper> its stil on
#4164 [19:32] <leaper> does it work
#4165 [19:32] <wout> lol.. the suspense :)
#4166 [19:32] <wout> well let's check
#4167 [19:33] <wout> do ipconfig in the command window again
#4168 [19:33] <leaper> it still doesnt work
#4169 [19:33] <leaper> he tried loggin in
#4170 [19:33] <leaper> to it
#4171 [19:34] <wout> ipconfig, check your ip address
#4172 [19:34] <leaper> haha srry server wasnt up
#4173 [19:34] <wout> brb, home emergency
#4174 [19:34] <wout> and lol :p
#4175 [19:34] <leaper> ill tell u if it works
#4176 [19:34] <leaper> k
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#4178 [19:35] <Teotw> Hi?
#4179 [19:35] <wout> does it ?
#4180 [19:35] <leaper> he didnt text me yet
#4181 [19:35] <wout> ah k
#4182 [19:35] <wout> gone for 2 minutes then
#4183 [19:35] <wout> brb
#4184 [19:37] <leaper> k it didnt work
#4185 [19:37] <leaper> they use the 98 one right
#4186 [19:38] <leaper> nvm it is yaya
#4187 [19:38] <leaper> nvm it is working yayaya
#4188 [19:38] <leaper> kk nvm its not
#4189 [19:39] <leaper> its not working
#4190 [19:39] <wout> ?
#4191 [19:40] <leaper> i
#4192 [19:40] <leaper> its not working
#4193 [19:40] <leaper> but on the command promt
#4194 [19:40] <leaper> it sayes my ip is
#4195 [19:40] <wout> did your pcs ip change
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#4197 [19:40] <leaper> 192.168.1.2
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#4199 [19:40] <wout> ok good
#4200 [19:40] <wout> now the 'ping 192.168.1.2' should work
#4201 [19:41] <leaper> k
#4202 [19:41] <wout> and you could for example try and connect your own minecraft to 192.168.1.2
#4203 [19:41] <wout> (will not work for others, just you)
#4204 [19:41] <leaper> kk it work
#4205 [19:41] <leaper> the ping thing
#4206 [19:41] <keret> how do I check my computers bit count?
#4207 [19:42] <wout> that's good
#4208 [19:42] <wout> now try your minecraft
#4209 [19:42] <wout> on that address
#4210 [19:42] <leaper> ok it work on that adress
#4211 [19:42] <wout> ok that means your pc is now back to being .2
#4212 [19:42] <leaper> so they type that
#4213 [19:42] <wout> that's good
#4214 [19:43] <wout> no
#4215 [19:43] <leaper> oh will they be able to connect with the 98
#4216 [19:43] <leaper> now
#4217 [19:43] <wout> they type the address that -you- see when -you- go to http://checkip.dyndns.org
#4218 [19:43] <wout> the 92 one
#4219 [19:43] <wout> or is it 98 ?
#4220 [19:43] <wout> yea
#4221 [19:43] <wout> 98.160...etc
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#4223 [19:43] <leaper> yeah
#4224 [19:44] <leaper> so wil it work now
#4225 [19:44] <wout> I sure hope so, lol
#4226 [19:44] <keret> I want to use hd texture pack and I need to know my computers bits. cant find in my computer.
#4227 [19:44] <leaper> yeah lol 3 hr of chatting
#4228 [19:44] <wout> you can't imagine what a customer ar work would have had to pay me by now :p
#4229 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> keret - Using windows?
#4230 [19:44] <leaper> hahaa
#4231 [19:44] <keret> vista
#4232 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> wout - We're all volunteers here, we don't get paid..
#4233 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> keret - Go to your start menu, right click on "Computer", go to properties
#4234 [19:45] <wout> of course we are :)
#4235 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> You're looking for System Type
#4236 [19:45] <wout> just giggling at the comparison
#4237 [19:45] * GreyVulpine nods
#4237 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> I've been going at this since September of last year.. heh.
#4238 [19:46] <wout> whew :) busy stuff
#4239 [19:46] <keret> still dont see it
#4240 [19:46] <leaper> k well im gettin him to try
#4241 [19:46] <wout> but ok leaper, you could check your port again
#4242 [19:46] <wout> through that site
#4243 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> keret - You pulled up properties in your Computer?
#4244 [19:46] <leaper> oh k
#4245 [19:46] <keret> yes
#4246 [19:46] <wout> will be a good clue
#4247 [19:47] <leaper> what do i serch agin haha
#4248 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> Under Memory (RAM), you should see System Type:
#4249 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> What does it say next to it?
#4250 [19:47] <wout> I'm not getting your 25565 yet
#4251 [19:47] <wout> :/
#4252 [19:48] <keret> 1.97 gb of ram.
#4253 [19:48] <leaper> wait u try and get on my world
#4254 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> keret - Below that
#4255 [19:48] <leaper> ip is 98.160.107.197
#4256 [19:48] <keret> oh wait... this is xp
#4257 [19:49] <keret> there is no below
#4258 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, then uh
#4259 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> If you're running XP, chances are you're running 32-bit
#4260 [19:49] <leaper> wout
#4261 [19:49] <wout> myea don't see anything on the port yet
#4262 [19:49] <leaper> can u try and join my world to see
#4263 [19:50] <wout> can fire up the client, but since I don't even get a response to my basic connection attempt.. :/
#4264 [19:50] <leaper> so how do i get to the site agin
#4265 [19:50] <keret> alright. tried to change java rutime to 756M but it didnt work. help?
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#4267 [19:51] <wout> nope, not connecting
#4268 [19:51] <leaper> ahh well whats rong
#4269 [19:51] <leaper> idk
#4270 [19:51] <wout> this is getting frustrating, lol
#4271 [19:51] <leaper> yeah
#4272 [19:51] <keret> hello?
#4273 [19:51] <wout> I shall not sleep before I knwo
#4274 [19:51] <wout> :)
#4275 [19:51] <leaper> welp us vulpin
#4276 [19:52] <leaper> we need 3 of us
#4277 [19:52] <leaper> ok whats the main prob
#4278 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#4279 [19:52] <leaper> like idk
#4280 [19:52] <wout> your router is forwarding to .2 , and your pc is now .2 again
#4281 [19:52] <wout> so that's good
#4282 [19:52] <leaper> yeah
#4283 [19:52] <wout> that was a major issue
#4284 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Do you have Teamviewer? It'd make this a whole lot easier
#4285 [19:52] <wout> but apparently there's something else
#4286 [19:53] <keret> tried to change java rutime to 756M but it didnt work. help?
#4287 [19:53] <leaper> idk
#4288 [19:53] <wout> yea I've been thinking that
#4289 [19:53] <leaper> how do i check for that
#4290 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> ?? teamviewer
#4291 [19:53] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4292 [19:53] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4293 [19:53] <wout> then again I suppose not everyone trusts that as much
#4294 [19:53] <leaper> i dont think i have it
#4295 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> You'd be surprised
#4296 [19:54] <wout> there's a link on the website lea
#4297 [19:54] <leaper> i searched my computer nothin
#4298 [19:54] <keret> GreyVulpine tried to change java rutime to 756M but it didnt work. help?
#4299 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> keret - What's the actual problem?
#4300 [19:54] <leaper> well i dont have that
#4301 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> leaper - It's a free download
#4302 [19:55] <leaper> do i need it
#4303 [19:55] <keret> need to divert memory to java
#4304 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> It would help us, help you
#4305 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> keret - For.. what purpose?
#4306 [19:55] <leaper> oh ok
#4307 [19:55] <keret> hd texture pack
#4308 [19:55] <wout> it might speed up things
#4309 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> Ah, I don't actually provide support for that keret.. try #risucraft
#4310 [19:56] <wout> since you could allow us to see your screen
#4311 [19:56] <leaper> ok i got the thingy
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#4313 [19:56] <leaper> kk
#4314 [19:57] <mib_zb91up> hello?
#4315 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> Just private message wout your teamviewer info
#4316 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> He'll help you from there
#4317 [19:57] <leaper> ok i got it now what
#4318 [19:57] <mib_zb91up> i dont know how.
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#4321 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Once you launch teamviewer, you'll see a series of numbers
#4322 [19:58] <leaper> yeah
#4323 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> 9 digit number and a 4 digit number
#4324 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> click on wout's name, and give him that info
#4325 [19:58] <leaper> yup
#4326 [19:59] <leaper> how
#4327 [19:59] <leaper> can i just tell gim
#4328 [19:59] <leaper> him
#4329 [19:59] <wout> not here
#4330 [19:59] <leaper> y
#4331 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> /msg wout
#4332 [19:59] <leaper> ok il pm him
#4333 [19:59] <AkariIlako> heyy, whenever I start minecraft it says 'could not create the java virtual machine. any help? XD
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#4336 [20:01] <lemon-rev> AkariIlako goto control pannel / add/remove programs uninstall java / reinstall from java.com
#4337 [20:01] <AkariIlako> alright then
#4338 [20:02] <AkariIlako> thanks
#4339 [20:02] <lemon-rev> dont thank met yet, tell me when thats done or have re tryed mc again
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#4342 [20:06] <Awesomeness> Hey Flea
#4343 [20:06] * SevFTW [SevFTW@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4344 [20:06] <Awesomeness> I learned how to use Spy. :P
#4345 [20:06] <Awesomeness> It's really easy, and fun to piss people off. :D
#4346 [20:06] <mr_flea_> "really easy"
#4347 [20:06] <mr_flea_> I am offended
#4348 [20:06] <Awesomeness> :D
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#4350 [20:07] <Awesomeness> And now, I'm gonna teach Kealper how to use it
#4351 [20:07] <Awesomeness> I'll teach him how to own yah. :D
#4352 [20:07] <clone1018> "Spy"?
#4353 [20:08] <Awesomeness> Yes, Spy.
#4354 [20:08] <clone1018> "Spy"?
#4355 [20:08] <Awesomeness> Yes, Spy.
#4356 [20:08] <clone1018> "Spy"?
#4357 [20:08] <Awesomeness> Yes, Spy.
#4358 [20:08] <AkariIlako> alright, no, that didn't work
#4359 [20:08] <clone1018> What is "Spy"?
#4360 [20:08] <Awesomeness> Yes, Spy.
#4361 [20:09] <Awesomeness> A Spy is a spy.
#4362 [20:09] <clone1018> I said what
#4363 [20:09] <AkariIlako> fail <.<
#4364 [20:09] <Awesomeness> A Spy is a spy.
#4365 [20:09] <clone1018> You're retarded dear god
#4366 [20:09] <Awesomeness> umad?
#4367 [20:09] <SevFTW> Lol
#4368 [20:09] <Awesomeness> :))))))))))))
#4369 [20:09] <SevFTW> I'm pretty sure Spy is a plugin for #Bukkit
#4370 [20:09] <clone1018> Nope
#4371 [20:09] <SevFTW> nope?
#4372 [20:10] <Awesomeness> Nope
#4373 [20:10] <SevFTW> kay
#4374 [20:10] <Kealper> i'd prefer if the idle chatter was kept to a minimum while people are seeking help in here
#4375 [20:10] <clone1018> I'm not mad at all
#4376 [20:10] <clone1018> All I want to know is what Spy is lol
#4377 [20:10] <Awesomeness> A spy is a spy.
#4378 [20:10] <SevFTW> Kealper is right.
#4379 [20:10] <Awesomeness> google it.
#4380 [20:11] <AkariIlako> oh, speaking of which reinstalling java didn't work
#4381 [20:11] <clone1018> http://www.google.com/search?q=Spy
#4382 [20:11] <clone1018> About 449,000,000 results
#4383 [20:11] <Kealper> clone1018: he's talking about TF2
#4384 [20:11] <clone1018> oh
#4385 [20:11] <clone1018> nvm then
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#4388 [20:14] <veret> what is the mod support channel
#4389 [20:15] <veret> #
#4390 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft
#4391 [20:15] <Boreeas> or#mcp
#4392 [20:15] <Boreeas> #mcp
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#4395 [20:16] <jasper> hi?
#4396 [20:16] <Guest5608> hellow?
#4397 [20:17] <Guest5608> anybody here?
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#4399 [20:17] <AkariIlako> hey, I asked about the error I get when I start minecraft and it saying
#4400 [20:18] <sluggo> hello?
#4401 [20:18] <sluggo> sluggo
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#4403 [20:18] <sluggo> anybody here?
#4404 [20:18] <AkariIlako> 'could not create java virtual machine' lemon-rev told me to reinstall java but that didn't help at all... anyone else have any ideas?
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#4406 [20:20] <DopeGhoti> ??> AkariIlako win/profile
#4407 [20:20] <VoxelHead> AkariIlako: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4408 [20:20] <VoxelHead> AkariIlako: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4409 [20:21] * Ineedssomehelp [Ineedssomehelp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4410 [20:21] <Ineedssomehelp> Um, hi
#4411 [20:21] <AkariIlako> alright, I'll try that
#4412 [20:21] <Ineedssomehelp> I can't save my minecraft Beta
#4413 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> Ineedssomehelp: what happens when you try?
#4414 [20:22] <Ineedssomehelp> Am I supposed to? :)
#4415 [20:22] <sluggo> i bought the game and it dosentlet me download alpha
#4416 [20:22] <Ineedssomehelp> It says " failed to save"
#4417 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> sluggo: that's because the Alpha is no longer available; the current version is Beta.
#4418 [20:22] <sluggo> every time i go on home it says in the middle right corner download beta but i bought alpha.
#4419 [20:23] <DopeGhoti> Ineedssomehelp: is this an in-game message, or when you are trying to save the downloadable client?
#4420 [20:23] <sluggo> but i bought the one thats around $20
#4421 [20:23] <Ineedssomehelp> in game
#4422 [20:23] <sluggo> yea
#4423 [20:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ineedssomehelp win/reinst
#4424 [20:23] <VoxelHead> Ineedssomehelp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4425 [20:23] <VoxelHead> Ineedssomehelp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4426 [20:23] <Ineedssomehelp> Save the downloadalble client
#4427 [20:23] <DopeGhoti> sluggo: I'm not clear what you are describing. Could you put a screenhot up on Imgur or someplace so that I can see what you are talking about?
#4428 [20:24] <xales> DopeGhoti: He wants to download Alpha, but only Beta is available
#4429 [20:24] <xales> Which is, of course, because Alpha doesn't exist any more
#4430 [20:24] * wout needs coffee :D
#4430 [20:25] <sluggo> but i bought the $20 one
#4431 [20:25] <xales> sluggo: Minecraft Beta is a newer version of Minecraft
#4432 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> sluggo: none of them were priced in dollars.
#4433 [20:25] <xales> sluggo: Alpha gets you access to the game forever. Beta is the newest version
#4434 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> The beta is in all manner of speaking, the successor of the alpha versions.
#4435 [20:25] <AG_Scott> wout: no you don't.
#4436 [20:26] <AG_Scott> i'm jittery now.
#4437 [20:26] * AG_Eddie holds you tight
#4437 [20:26] <AG_Scott> :>
#4438 [20:26] <wout> :)
#4439 [20:26] <wout> me, too
#4440 [20:26] <sluggo> can beta have multi player?
#4441 [20:26] <AG_Scott> Caffeine has a bad effect on me since I've stopped drinking soda.
#4442 [20:26] <wout> lol
#4443 [20:27] <xales> sluggo: Again Beta is a newer version. It has everything Alpha does, and more
#4444 [20:27] <wout> you quit soda for coffee ?
#4445 [20:27] <xales> It's the _same game_, just newe
#4446 [20:27] <xales> r
#4447 [20:27] <AG_Scott> wout: No. I just quit soda.
#4448 [20:27] <wout> kk :)
#4449 [20:27] <sluggo> so how do i download it?
#4450 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: Good luck with that.
#4451 [20:27] * DopeGhoti offers AG_Scott some tea
#4451 [20:27] <AG_Scott> Evidently caffeine has more an effect when you aren't consuming it 24/7
#4452 [20:27] <xales> sluggo: http://minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4453 [20:27] <AG_Scott> i have tea too
#4454 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> !paid sluggo
#4455 [20:28] <AG_Scott> but i was eating a snack and it is best with coffee lol
#4456 [20:28] <xales> DopeGhoti: sluggo = default nick
#4457 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> If the snack is best with coffee, you need a better snack.
#4458 [20:28] <AG_Scott> Tea from taiwan :>
#4459 [20:28] <wout> oic
#4460 [20:28] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: :(
#4461 [20:28] <wout> so now you're getting actual caffeine rushes
#4462 [20:28] * DopeGhoti suggests.. donuts.
#4462 [20:28] <AG_Scott> yeah lol
#4463 [20:28] <AG_Scott> its not that fun.
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#4465 [20:28] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: too many calories
#4466 [20:28] <leaper2> aout
#4467 [20:29] <leaper2> wout
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#4469 [20:29] * DopeGhoti suggests.. rasins.
#4469 [20:29] <AG_Scott> nothx
#4470 [20:29] <AG_Scott> craisins ftw
#4471 [20:29] * DopeGhoti suggests.. Twizzlers.
#4471 [20:29] <DopeGhoti> and no
#4472 [20:29] <AG_Scott> I think that has gelatin in it.
#4473 [20:29] <DopeGhoti> Cranberries need to f[bleep]king stop invading otherwise good foods and drinks.
#4474 [20:30] <AG_Scott> Cranberries are yum.
#4475 [20:30] <AG_Scott> Not the sugar coated crap either.
#4476 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> If I want a f[bleep]king cranberry, I'll f[bleep]king ask for one.
#4477 [20:30] <sluggo> thanks guys my birthday is today and i was waiting for my mom to get me minecraft and i was mad that i couldent get it but you guys help thanks
#4478 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> No, I don't want Cranapple cider, I want apple cider. No, I don't want crangrape juice, goddammit.
#4479 [20:31] <AG_Scott> cranapple?
#4480 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> apple cider defiled by cranberry juice.
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#4482 [20:32] <AkariIlako> alright, I'm back, it doesn't work on the other profile either. the same error comes up
#4483 [20:32] <DopeGhoti> AkariIlako: could you pastebin the entire error message please?
#4484 [20:32] <Awesomeness> Holy, fucking, shit.
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#4486 [20:32] <Awesomeness> I played as a Spy, and I got 24 score in a couple minutes.
#4487 [20:32] <Awesomeness> There were 30 players.
#4488 [20:32] <Awesomeness> I was top of the red team.
#4489 [20:32] <Awesomeness> hell yes.
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#4491 [20:34] <AkariIlako> yeah, it says 'could not create the java virtual machine' I was told to reinstall java and to make a new windows account to test if it was just this account. it didn't work after reinstalling and it didn't work on the other account
#4492 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> AkariIlako: that's the entire error message?
#4493 [20:34] <AkariIlako> that is the entire thing
#4494 [20:34] <AkariIlako> XD
#4495 [20:34] <DopeGhoti> ??> AkariIlako win/dxdiag
#4496 [20:34] <VoxelHead> AkariIlako: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4497 [20:34] <VoxelHead> AkariIlako: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#4499 [20:35] <AkariIlako> what's the irc channel?
#4500 [20:35] * DopeGhoti gestures around
#4500 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> you're in it.
#4501 [20:35] <AkariIlako> oh lol
#4502 [20:36] <Awesomeness> That was fun.
#4503 [20:36] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti; how long 'till work ends?
#4504 [20:36] <bob> Does anyone here feel helpful at the moment?
#4505 [20:36] <DopeGhoti> bob: that depends on how much you want me to rely on telepathy.
#4506 [20:36] <DopeGhoti> Awesomeness: couple hours or so
#4507 [20:36] <Awesomeness> Okay
#4508 [20:37] <bob> I need to know someone is listening if I'm gonna go asking around for help, you know
#4509 [20:37] <bob> ANyway
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#4511 [20:37] <bob> I downloaded minecraft but it crashes immediately after startup
#4512 [20:37] <DopeGhoti> do you get any error messages?
#4513 [20:38] <bob> None
#4514 [20:38] <bob> It just poops out
#4515 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> what OS are you using?
#4516 [20:38] <bob> Windows xp
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#4518 [20:39] <DopeGhoti> bob: what version of Java have you got installed?
#4519 [20:39] <bob> Perhaps that's the problem
#4520 [20:39] <bob> I'll go look at that
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#4522 [20:39] <AkariIlako> alright here's the pastebin http://pastebin.com/F0GcFK0P if you're busy with bob I can wait :P
#4523 [20:41] <bob> I think my java is corrupt a bit or something or something or something idk
#4524 [20:41] <DopeGhoti> ??> AkariIlako gpu/nvidia
#4525 [20:41] <bob> But it's alright to leave me
#4526 [20:41] <VoxelHead> AkariIlako: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#4527 [20:41] <DopeGhoti> bob: have you tried uninstalling the version you have, and getting and installing the latest version?
#4528 [20:42] <bob> That's what I'll try to do
#4529 [20:42] <AkariIlako> I've already installed my drivers for nvidia
#4530 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> AkariIlako: how long ago was the last time you updated them?
#4531 [20:42] <lemon-rev> AkariIlako there out of date
#4532 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> yours are dated 2009. 200_9_.
#4533 [20:42] <DopeGhoti> lemon-rev: "they're"
#4534 [20:43] <lemon-rev> k
#4535 [20:43] <AkariIlako> ah, they could be. not sure when my last update was
#4536 [20:43] <lemon-rev> :P
#4537 [20:43] <AkariIlako> lol
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#4542 [20:49] <frogonia> i got a new texture pack and i swiched to it but know minecraft does not work
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#4544 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> frogonia causality
#4545 [20:50] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#4546 [20:50] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#4547 [20:50] <dansdaman> ok, i bought the beta version of minecraft this morning, and all day it has been saying that i have not yet purchased it. what am i supposed to do?
#4548 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> ?? payment
#4549 [20:51] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4550 [20:51] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
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#4552 [20:51] <dansdaman> thx
#4553 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> \o
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#4555 [20:52] <iamme> Anyone can help about spike lag?
#4556 [20:52] <frogonia> i tried to fix it but i can not uninstall it
#4557 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> frogonia: what OS are you running?
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#4559 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> iamme: what do you mean exactly by 'spike lag'?
#4560 [20:53] <iamme> While pressing f3, my fps is around 40, but I can see in the graph some spike really high, and I got lag's like that.
#4561 [20:53] <iamme> Every 4-5 sec
#4562 [20:54] <iamme> I already tried to set affinity to 1 processor, no change
#4563 [20:54] <frogonia> windows 7
#4564 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> frogonia win/reinst
#4565 [20:54] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4566 [20:54] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4567 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> iamme: try turning off Smooth Lighting
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#4570 [20:55] <frogonia> ok thank you i am going to see if that helped
#4571 [20:56] <frogonia> oh my god thank you i do not know if i could of lived without minecraft
#4572 [20:57] <iamme> It does help a bit, but there's still some spikes
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#4574 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> frogonia: pleased to have helped.
#4575 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> iamme: try reducing your rendering distance
#4576 [21:00] <iamme> No difference at all.
#4577 [21:01] <DopeGhoti> iamme: is this in single- or multi-player?
#4578 [21:01] <iamme> I currently only tried single player
#4579 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> how much RAM has your computer got?
#4580 [21:02] <iamme> 4gb
#4581 [21:03] <iamme> 1.91gb used while playing minecraft
#4582 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> is you system digging at all into virtual memory?
#4583 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> if so, that would explain it.
#4584 [21:04] <iamme> It drop to 1.64 gb whithout minecraft
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#4587 [21:05] <iamme> My cpu runs at a nice 30% utilisation
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#4590 [21:09] <skip> After using for many weeks suddenly I log on, get mojang screen and then brown pattern field that doesn't load the game
#4591 [21:09] <bob> Alright. Java reinstalled, that's working, now I'm going after my video card drivers
#4592 [21:11] <iamme> My used memory is around 250mb
#4593 [21:12] <iamme> For minecraft, from graph (f3)
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#4595 [21:14] <mib_pgynhv> hi i downloaded this for my mac and it always says fatal error (4): null
#4596 [21:15] <mib_pgynhv> please tell me how to fix this
#4597 [21:17] <kiichiro> Can someone help me? I'm trying to run minecraft on xubuntu, I've installed the correct program from minecraft.net and I have java
#4598 [21:17] <iamme> Running in admin or different compatibility modes doesnt change anything
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#4600 [21:25] <iamme> I have windows 7 (x64)
#4601 [21:26] <bob> Alright, it tells me I need to update my video card drivers. That's all fine and dandy, but my video card drivers refuse to update. It keeps giving me the same story that none of the updates for my brand of driver are compatible
#4602 [21:27] <kiichiro> go to the manufacturers website and check there
#4603 [21:27] <xales> bob: What video card do you have?
#4604 [21:28] <bob> That's what I did, though. It tells me that my driver is somehow incompatible although I just reset my laptop a couple days ago
#4605 [21:28] <bob> Mobile intek 915G</GMS, 9106Ml
#4606 [21:28] <bob> intel rather
#4607 [21:28] <xales> erm
#4608 [21:28] <xales> it's very, very unlikely that will run Minecraft
#4609 [21:28] <It> there's loads of issues with those cards
#4610 [21:29] <xales> and even if it does, it will run it at like 2FPS on the lowest settings
#4611 [21:29] <bob> Right
#4612 [21:29] <It> if you can get the drivers installed properly, you might have some luck
#4613 [21:29] <xales> with optimine and optifog and the minimal settings, on my 950GMA, and not on Windows, I get about 8FPS
#4614 [21:29] <xales> on Windows, it just doesn't work at all
#4615 [21:30] <xales> and, at least as far as I can remember, there's no way to even get those cards to run it on Windows, because the driver is garbage
#4616 [21:30] <kiichiro> can anyone help me?
#4617 [21:30] <It> i've seen some people with that card that at lease used to be working
#4618 [21:30] <bob> Thanks anyway. ALright, it works for my other computer, so I guess it's not a problem until I get this craptop replaced with something I build myself
#4619 [21:30] <xales> kiichiro: You haven't said what the problem is
#4620 [21:30] <It> he has actually
#4621 [21:30] <xales> It: Classic should...launch, at least, on it
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#4623 [21:31] <Boreeas> Bold?
#4624 [21:31] <It> classic depends very much on the map size
#4625 [21:31] <kiichiro> <kiichiro> Can someone help me? I'm trying to run minecraft on xubuntu, I've installed the correct program from minecraft.net and I have java
#4626 [21:31] <iamme> I have spike lag, running windows 7 (64x), the problem persist whatever configuration I use
#4627 [21:31] <oldtopman> java or openjdk?
#4628 [21:31] <xales> Yes, you told me what you have done and what you are trying to do
#4629 [21:31] <xales> but not what the _problem_ is
#4630 [21:31] <It> kiichiro, that;s still vague
#4631 [21:31] <bob> Now to learn first how to do that, adios
#4632 [21:31] <kiichiro> I believe Java
#4633 [21:31] <It> that doesnt work about it
#4634 [21:31] <It> what*
#4635 [21:31] <It> well, sudo apt-get install sun-java-jre6
#4636 [21:33] <eggy> sudo apt-get remove sun-java*; apt-get install openjdk ;p
#4637 [21:33] * eggy keeps to himself
#4637 [21:34] <It> openjdk doesnt work as well with minecraft
#4638 [21:34] <eggy> ah.
#4639 [21:34] <kiichiro> E: Unable to locate package openjdk
#4640 [21:35] <It> I get blackscreens and such much more frequently with openjdk, use the sun one
#4641 [21:35] <kiichiro> okay so I will install sun
#4642 [21:36] <kiichiro> C: unable to locate package sun-java-jre6
#4643 [21:36] <xales> kiichiro: You need to enable the multiverse repository
#4644 [21:37] <kiichiro> and I do that how exactly?
#4645 [21:37] <kiichiro> sorry, switching from xp to linux is a long process for me
#4646 [21:37] <kiichiro> well xp to xubuntu
#4647 [21:37] <xales> https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Repositories/Ubuntu#Ubuntu%20Software%20Tab
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#4649 [21:38] <xales> "For the latest versions of Ubuntu, the easiest way is to go through the "Ubuntu Software Center". Open the software center, then from the Edit menu select "Software Sources""
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#4651 [21:38] <It> there is a command line command to do it
#4652 [21:39] <It> hmm
#4653 [21:39] <mib_pgynhv> i downloaded minecraft for my mac and it gives me an error wheni try to update saying fatal error (4): null
#4654 [21:39] <xales> ??> mib_pgynhv mac/reinst
#4655 [21:39] <VoxelHead> mib_pgynhv: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4656 [21:39] <VoxelHead> mib_pgynhv: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4657 [21:39] <It> helpplease seems like a good name instead of mib_*
#4658 [21:39] * xales debates banning helpplease, helpme, needhelp and so on
#4658 [21:39] <mib_pgynhv> i already tried doing thta any other suggestions
#4659 [21:40] <xales> mib_pgynhv: Delete everything in the folder except for 'saves'
#4660 [21:40] <kiichiro> I have sun java 6, at least it's in my settings tab
#4661 [21:40] <Herp> idk, I think helpplease would work perfectly
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#4663 [21:40] <mib_pgynhv> thats what i did i
#4664 [21:41] <mib_pgynhv> i dont have any saves vecause i just bought the game
#4665 [21:41] <Broseph> Hey guys, when I try to start Miecraft it comes up with an error screen. Any help?
#4666 [21:41] <Herp> because obviously if we use "/nick <newnick>" they will parrot it back and it will fail
#4667 [21:41] <xales> ??> Broseph error
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#4669 [21:41] <VoxelHead> Broseph: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#4670 [21:41] <VoxelHead> Broseph: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#4671 [21:41] <xales> ??> mib_pgynhv mac/profile
#4672 [21:41] <VoxelHead> mib_pgynhv: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4673 [21:41] <VoxelHead> mib_pgynhv: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4674 [21:42] <kiichiro> http://pastebin.com/0XZd2rLs
#4675 [21:42] <mib_pgynhv> ok thankya sir
#4676 [21:42] <Tyjaol> sum1 help me?
#4677 [21:42] <kiichiro> I use java -jar minecraft.jar and get this
#4678 [21:42] <Broseph> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 18/06/11 1:42 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java:
#4679 [21:42] <xales> Tyjaol: With...?
#4680 [21:42] <Tyjaol> Anyone tell me why minecraft doesnt run on my computer?
#4681 [21:42] <xales> Broseph: Did you ignore the part about pastebin.com ?
#4682 [21:42] <Broseph> Thats my error, anyone know how to fix?
#4683 [21:42] <xales> Tyjaol: Why doesn't it?
#4684 [21:43] <Tyjaol> i dont know
#4685 [21:43] * Herp punts voxelhead
#4685 [21:43] <xales> kiichiro: You need to install the proper video card driver
#4686 [21:43] <Tyjaol> i click it and then nothing
#4687 [21:43] <kiichiro> wow seriously, that's it?
#4688 [21:43] <Herp> kiichiro, java's working fine.
#4689 [21:43] <xales> Tyjaol: Then how do you know it doesn't work? What happens when you try to run it? Is there an error? If you want help, you have to be specific
#4690 [21:43] <kiichiro> wow really wish I knew it was just a graphics card issue
#4691 [21:43] <Broseph> How do I upgrade my video card driver for windows 7?
#4692 [21:43] <Tyjaol> No there isnt a error it just doesnt open
#4693 [21:43] <Herp> do you have java>
#4694 [21:43] <Herp> ?
#4695 [21:43] <xales> Broseph: Do you know what video card you have?
#4696 [21:43] <Broseph> No, how do I check?
#4697 [21:44] <Herp> do you have a desktop or a laptop?
#4698 [21:44] <Broseph> Desktop
#4699 [21:44] <Herp> well, you could look inside it
#4700 [21:44] <Tyjaol> xales Minecraft just doesnt open i dont know why
#4701 [21:44] <xales> Broseph: Go to Start -> Run (or, on Vista/7, the search box), and type dxdiag and hit enter
#4702 [21:44] <Herp> did you buy it whole? you could check your manufacturer's website
#4703 [21:44] <Broseph> So to get a video card update do I have to pay for it?
#4704 [21:44] <xales> Tyjaol: Install Java from http://java.com/
#4705 [21:44] <xales> Broseph: No
#4706 [21:44] <xales> Broseph: Go to Start -> Run (or, on Vista/7, the search box), and type dxdiag and hit enter
#4707 [21:44] <Tyjaol> i already did install is xales
#4708 [21:45] <xales> Tyjaol: How much RAM does your computer have?
#4709 [21:45] <Herp> i bet he has integrated intel graphics
#4710 [21:45] <Tyjaol> how do i know?
#4711 [21:45] <Herp> Tyjaol that is
#4712 [21:45] <xales> Broseph: Once in dxdiag, go to the Display tab and tell us what it says next to "Name:"
#4713 [21:45] <Tyjaol> Ok herp so what do i do
#4714 [21:45] <xales> Tyjaol: Right click on Computer, go to Properties
#4715 [21:45] <Tyjaol> k
#4716 [21:45] <xales> Tell us how much RAM it says
#4717 [21:45] <Broseph> NVIDIA
#4718 [21:45] <xales> Broseph: Is that all it says?
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#4720 [21:46] <gretchen> hi
#4721 [21:46] <xales> Hello.
#4722 [21:46] <gretchen> gretchen
#4723 [21:46] <xales> What?
#4724 [21:46] <gretchen> why dosent it let me join minecraft servers?
#4725 [21:46] <Broseph> Then GeForce 7025 / NVIDIA nForce 630a
#4726 [21:46] <xales> Broseph: Okay, easy fix, one minute
#4727 [21:46] <xales> gretchen: I don't know. Why doesn't it?
#4728 [21:46] <Tyjaol> ok xales
#4729 [21:46] <kiichiro> are you remembering the port number?
#4730 [21:46] <kiichiro> are you remembering the port number? gretchen
#4731 [21:47] <Broseph> Ok thanks
#4732 [21:47] <gretchen> can one of you give me a pvp server?
#4733 [21:47] <xales> Broseph: What version of Windows are you using?
#4734 [21:47] <xales> gretchen: s.nerd.nu
#4735 [21:47] <Broseph> Windows 7 I think
#4736 [21:47] <gretchen> hp?
#4737 [21:47] <gretchen> yea
#4738 [21:47] <kiichiro> I can give you my server to test it, message me about it
#4739 [21:47] <xales> gretchen: I am not talking to you. I just gave you a server
#4740 [21:47] <xales> Broseph: Do you know if it's 32-bit or 64-bit?
#4741 [21:47] <Broseph> Its 64
#4742 [21:47] <Tyjaol> xales i think its 256mb of ram
#4743 [21:48] <xales> Broseph: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#4744 [21:48] <kiichiro> I prefer 64, can run 64 bits of information compared to 32 bits
#4745 [21:48] <xales> Tyjaol: Uh...are you absolutely sure about that?
#4746 [21:48] <Broseph> Will that fix it?
#4747 [21:48] <kiichiro> plus 64 bit can go over the 4GB ram limit
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#4749 [21:48] <xales> Broseph: Indeed
#4750 [21:48] <Tyjaol> probably not
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#4752 [21:48] <Broseph> Ok, thanks
#4753 [21:48] <xales> ??> Tyjaol win/dxdiag
#4754 [21:48] <VoxelHead> Tyjaol: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4755 [21:48] <gretchen> i honestly dont know
#4756 [21:48] <VoxelHead> Tyjaol: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#4758 [21:48] <xales> gretchen: I'm not talking to you. None of this is for you, at all
#4759 [21:48] <Tyjaol> win+r?
#4760 [21:49] <xales> Which is why I am prefixing what I am saying with the names of other people
#4761 [21:49] <xales> ??> Tyjaol win/key
#4762 [21:49] <kiichiro> gretchen pm me
#4763 [21:49] <VoxelHead> Tyjaol: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#4764 [21:49] <gretchen> wait im going to see if his server works
#4765 [21:51] <gretchen> it works
#4766 [21:51] <gretchen> also
#4767 [21:52] <gretchen> why do i have to download it every time i go on?
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#4769 [21:52] <xales> uh, you don't
#4770 [21:52] <mib_9am3i1> Greyvulpine u here?
#4771 [21:52] <gretchen> can u tell me how
#4772 [21:52] <xales> Are you using Internet Explorer?
#4773 [21:52] <mib_pgynhv> it says i need to update my java but its alll the way up to date
#4774 [21:52] <gretchen> sorry im new
#4775 [21:52] <gretchen> ye
#4776 [21:52] <gretchen> yea
#4777 [21:53] <xales> gretchen: Stop using it, and never use it again
#4778 [21:53] <gretchen> lol
#4779 [21:53] <gretchen> google?
#4780 [21:53] <mib_9am3i1> xales do u knw how to portforward?
#4781 [21:53] <gretchen> lol
#4782 [21:53] <gretchen> stop using it!!!
#4783 [21:53] <gretchen> lol
#4784 [21:53] <xales> mib_9am3i1: Yes, but I do not have time at the moment to help someone
#4785 [21:53] <gretchen> ok
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#4787 [21:53] <mib_pgynhv> it says i need to update my java but its alll the way up to date
#4788 [21:53] <mib_9am3i1> wait do u mean with teamviewer? cuz if so il just wait
#4789 [21:53] <xales> Then ignore "it"
#4790 [21:54] <kiichiro> I know port forwarding
#4791 [21:54] <gretchen> who has a good pvp server?
#4792 [21:54] <xales> ??> gretchen smp/servers
#4793 [21:54] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4794 [21:54] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4795 [21:54] <mib_pgynhv> it says i need to update my java but its alll the way up to date
#4796 [21:54] <xales> Then ignore "it"
#4797 [21:54] <Tyjaol> xales i do win+r and it opens and says cmd in the box
#4798 [21:55] <xales> Tyjaol: Yes, so delete it and continue following the instructions
#4799 [21:55] <xales> ??> Tyjaol win/dxdiag
#4800 [21:55] <VoxelHead> Tyjaol: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4801 [21:55] <VoxelHead> Tyjaol: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4802 [21:55] <Tyjaol> kok
#4803 [21:55] <mib_pgynhv> minecraft says i need to update my java but it is all the up yo date
#4804 [21:55] <Tyjaol> says file doesnt exist
#4805 [21:55] <gretchen> how do i download the game and play offline?
#4806 [21:55] <xales> mib_pgynhv: Reinstall Java, then
#4807 [21:56] <xales> gretchen: http://minecraft.net/download.jsp and DO NOT use Internet Explorer
#4808 [21:56] <gretchen> it said that as an errer
#4809 [21:56] <xales> Tyjaol: What, exactly, did you type in the box?
#4810 [21:56] <mib_pgynhv> tried that didnt wirk :/
#4811 [21:56] <gretchen> what do i do?
#4812 [21:56] <gretchen> use?
#4813 [21:56] <Tyjaol> win/dxdiag?
#4814 [21:56] <xales> gretchen: Any other browser
#4815 [21:56] <gretchen> google?
#4816 [21:56] <xales> Tyjaol: That's not what the instructions said. Just "dxdiag"
#4817 [21:56] <Tyjaol> i did
#4818 [21:56] <xales> gretchen: Google isn't a browser
#4819 [21:56] <xales> ??> gretchen win/ie
#4820 [21:56] <gretchen> brb
#4821 [21:56] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#4822 [21:56] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#4823 [21:56] <kiichiro> google chrome though is.
#4824 [21:56] <Tyjaol> xales says 766mb of ram
#4825 [21:57] <xales> Tyjaol: Are you >sure< about that?
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#4827 [21:57] <Tyjaol> says that
#4828 [21:57] <Tyjaol> memory 766mb RAM
#4829 [21:57] <xales> That's far, far too little RAM to run Minecraft, or for that matter, anything modern
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#4831 [21:57] <kiichiro> hey I was trying to run minecraft at 256
#4832 [21:58] <kiichiro> bare minimum specs and 1fps
#4833 [21:58] <kiichiro> proud of that frame
#4834 [21:58] <Tyjaol> k xales i be back ill have my dad put more into my comp
#4835 [21:58] <xales> kiichiro: On Windows? :)
#4836 [21:58] <kiichiro> say windows xp
#4837 [21:58] <xales> anyway
#4838 [21:58] * xales is going to go get some food
#4838 [21:58] <gretchen> im back
#4839 [21:58] <Boreeas> Wb
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#4841 [21:59] <gretchen> im getting firefox
#4842 [21:59] <mib_pgynhv> i tried reinstalling java and it didnt work
#4843 [21:59] <fuogo> hi i am sure this is a cpommon problem so sorry but what if the intel hd graphics driver does not support pixel acceleration?
#4844 [22:00] <Boreeas> Gretchen: When you are getting firefox, also look into Chatzilla
#4845 [22:00] <wout> owkaaay, hitting the sack
#4846 [22:00] <wout> cya'll later
#4847 [22:01] <SilverSulfur> The website wants me to pay with euro via PayPal when United States is the selected county, however all other payment types accept U.S. dollars.
#4848 [22:02] <gretchen> got it thanks
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#4850 [22:03] <Minecraft_Zono> Uhh hi?
#4851 [22:03] <SilverSulfur> I can only currently pay with PayPal and I need a solution.
#4852 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> SilverSulfur - With whatever payment method you use, it'll automatically convert to USD for you
#4853 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> It's really up to you what payment service you want to go with when you decide to pay for minecraft
#4854 [22:04] <SilverSulfur> Define USD.
#4855 [22:04] <mib_9am3i1> Greyvulpine!
#4856 [22:04] <mib_9am3i1> omg
#4857 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> USD = us dollars
#4858 [22:05] <Minecraft_Zono> I would run minecraft and it would say done loading and then go to black screen... Any help?
#4859 [22:05] <SilverSulfur> Oh, and abbreviation, my mistake.
#4860 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> Minecraft_Zono win/reinst
#4861 [22:05] <VoxelHead> Minecraft_Zono: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4862 [22:05] <VoxelHead> Minecraft_Zono: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4863 [22:05] <Minecraft_Zono> Okay ill try it thanks very much!
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#4865 [22:07] <SilverSulfur> How do I know there will not be a conversion fee?
#4866 [22:07] <mib_fyjg0u> Greyvulpine i have q
#4867 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> SilverSulfur - 15 euros is going to be about 21-22 dollars US.
#4868 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> SilverSulfur - The price you see before confirming payment, is the price you pay for it, no fees
#4869 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_fyjg0u - Ask away
#4870 [22:08] <mib_fyjg0u> i have been trying to portforward for a few hours now and i just cant figure it out, xales was busy, is it possible u have teamviewer? i dont need to make a server just portforward
#4871 [22:08] <SilverSulfur> Yes, I know, but some times people charge others to convert forms of money.
#4872 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> SilverSulfur - Again, the price you see, is the amount you'll pay. There's no conversion fee
#4873 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> The merchant/seller eats that cost
#4874 [22:09] <SilverSulfur> So rather than being 21.95, it could be 22.50, or even 22.79
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#4877 [22:10] <mib_fyjg0u> Silversulfur there is no conversion fee, i checked when i payed
#4878 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> If you'd like, go search on google for a currency converter. Then go look at your final cost
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#4880 [22:10] <SilverSulfur> Don't answer again, I need not more information.
#4881 [22:10] <Minecraft_Zono> Hey i tryed to re download it but... i guess you could say nothing happened. It asked me to open the file with stuff (It showed me a list) Any help? i fail...
#4882 [22:10] <mib_fyjg0u> so Greyvulpine is it possible u could help me out?
#4883 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_fyjg0u - Why are you looking to port forward.. but not for a server?
#4884 [22:11] <mib_fyjg0u> no i have the server created from a friend, but i havent portforwarded
#4885 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> Ah, um, okay.
#4886 [22:11] <mib_fyjg0u> should i PM u?
#4887 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> Sure
#4888 [22:11] <Minecraft_Zono> Hey i tryed to re download it but... i guess you could say nothing happened. It asked me to open the file with stuff (It showed me a list) Any help? i fail...
#4889 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft_Zono - Did you download the minecraft.exe with internet explorer?
#4890 [22:12] <mib_fyjg0u> sent
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#4892 [22:12] <Minecraft_Zono> Uhh i tried too but i closed it after
#4893 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Alright, go to that file that you downloaded, rename it, add .exe to the end
#4894 [22:12] * trekkie1701c [trekkie1701c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4895 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Then try again
#4896 [22:12] <slovacuban> how do I get a new minecraft.jar???? I accidentally deleted mine and it won't let me get a new one...
#4897 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> slovacuban - Just delete your /bin/ folder, and relaunch minecraft
#4898 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> It'll redownload it
#4899 [22:13] <Minecraft_Zono> Im confused
#4900 [22:13] <Minecraft_Zono> hold on
#4901 [22:13] <slovacuban> tried it, and it isn't there! *face palm*
#4902 [22:13] <mr_trousers> Hello I dont know if this is where I aske but i brought the game yesterday but cant play it. I cant move the blocks or destroy them?
#4903 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - HOld down left click
#4904 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> Don't just repeatedly press them
#4905 [22:13] <mr_trousers> thanks wil try
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#4907 [22:15] <slovacuban> deleted the bin and relaunched it and it hasn't come back
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#4910 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> slovacuban - Go to your launcher, at the screen where you go to login, go to the options button, and click on "Force Update" inside
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#4912 [22:20] <slovacuban> That is what I have been doing, and it redownloads the bin, and the files in it except for minecraft.jar
#4913 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Does minecraft run?
#4914 [22:20] <slovacuban> yes
#4915 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Then you have minecraft.jar
#4916 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#4917 [22:20] <slovacuban> is it hidden?
#4918 [22:20] <slovacuban> windows 7
#4919 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> That would be why. Windows hides extensions by default
#4920 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Press your alt key in the folder to bring up the toolbar
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#4922 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Go to Tools -> folder options -> view tab
#4923 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Uncheck the.. hide extensions for known file types
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#4925 [22:22] <slovacuban> thanks! I'll try that
#4926 [22:22] <Minecraft_Zono> GreyVulpine i did what you said with the add .exe at the end once you re name it and delete everything except saves and redownload and im still having a black screen. Anything else i can do?
#4927 [22:23] <Minecraft_Zono> i did what you said with the add .exe at the end once you re name it and delete everything except saves and redownload and im still having a black screen. Anything else i can do?
#4928 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked before?
#4929 [22:24] <Minecraft_Zono> No i always had the black screen
#4930 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Then, you may need to try and uninstall java from your system completely, reinstall it.
#4931 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, look for an updated video driver for your system
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#4935 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> And keep minecraft?
#4936 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> Or reinstall that too
#4937 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> Oh i did that. I downloaded driver finder
#4938 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> It should be iight
#4939 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> Ill try the java thing
#4940 [22:28] <Minecraft_Zono> Thank you!
#4941 [22:29] <Ambicidal> Im having issues starting up minecraft can anyone help?
#4942 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> What issues?
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#4944 [22:32] <vince> when I log-in, it crashes with a fast message and I have no clue how to fix it. can anyone help?
#4945 [22:32] <Ambicidal> well. when i start the program, it opens up fine, i log in, then when i should go to the menu it, goes to a black screen
#4946 [22:33] <vince> same as ambicdal
#4947 [22:33] <Ambicidal> its after the mojang logo right?
#4948 [22:33] <mr_trousers> cant put work bench down and the reaction time of the game is extremely slow. can anyone help please
#4949 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Ambicidal - Has it worked before?
#4950 [22:34] <Ambicidal> no, i just got it
#4951 [22:34] <vince> and i can't even get to the mojang screen
#4952 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> vince - In the folder where you have minecraft, do you get any files named hs_err_pid?
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#4954 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Ambicidal - What operating system are you on?
#4955 [22:34] <vince> I play the download version and it crashes. When I go to the browser, it just says a black screen.
#4956 [22:34] <vince> oh, lemme check
#4957 [22:34] <Ambicidal> 64-bit windows 7
#4958 [22:35] <Ambicidal> a laptop though
#4959 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Ambicidal - Do you run any special themes, any special visual effects like aero?
#4960 [22:35] <Ambicidal> nope, my brother used mods for it when he had it awhile ago, but i removed all of those
#4961 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Did you try completely removing the .minecraft folder in %appdata% and trying again?
#4962 [22:37] <vince> I don't see it, no.
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#4964 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> vince - Try these instructions and get back to us.
#4965 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> ??> vince win/reinst
#4966 [22:37] <VoxelHead> vince: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4967 [22:37] <Ambicidal> no
#4968 [22:37] <VoxelHead> vince: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4969 [22:38] <Minecraft_Zono> I did what u said again and it still doesnt work. I reinstalled java, reinstalled minecraft changed name added .exe and still have a black screen
#4970 [22:39] <Minecraft_Zono> I have a 32 bit windows 7 if that changes anything...
#4971 [22:39] <vince> thanks, I'll let u no
#4972 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Next thing to try Minecraft_Zono, would be to upgrade your video drivers..
#4973 [22:40] <vince> so... delete everything but the "saves" folder?
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#4975 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4976 [22:40] <vince> okay
#4977 [22:40] <johnny> yooooo how do I get a mods folder???
#4978 [22:40] <mr_trousers> can anyone help me please
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#4980 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> Hey
#4981 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> Guys I need help!
#4982 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> ASAP~!
#4983 [22:41] <vince> okay... so, just re-download and try Minecraft again?
#4984 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> http://screensnapr.com/v/Pl0vKA.png
#4985 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> Look?
#4986 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> WTF?
#4987 [22:41] <Wildcatjonah> test?
#4988 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> Give us a few minutes to respond?
#4989 [22:42] <Wildcatjonah> I have bought MC and everythign that happens when I join everyserver!
#4990 [22:42] <Wildcatjonah> http://screensnapr.com/v/Pl0vKA.png
#4991 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> vince - Yes
#4992 [22:42] <vince> okay, I'll give it a go
#4993 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Wildcatjonah - Try having that server's admin delete your player.dat profile from /world/players/
#4994 [22:42] <Thoatt> GreyVulpine, NO. YOU SHALL ANSWER EVERY QUESTION IMMEDIATLY!
#4995 [22:42] * GreyVulpine thwaps Thoatt
#4995 [22:42] <johnny> lol
#4996 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, actually, that looks more like a firewall issue if it's doing that on every server Wildcatjonah
#4997 [22:43] <Thoatt> GreyVulpine, I SAID.... WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
#4998 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> johnny - To get a mods folder, you create one.
#4999 [22:43] <Wildcatjonah> How do I add that firewall...
#5000 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> Who the crap is Marcellus Wallce?
#5001 [22:43] <Wildcatjonah> Ive turned firewall off
#5002 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Wildcatjonah - What other security software do you run?
#5003 [22:44] <Thoatt> GreyVulpine, wtf.. really? You don;t get that quote?
#5004 [22:44] <johnny> create one how? cuz I tried taht and it doesn't seem to work
#5005 [22:44] <Thoatt> son't*
#5006 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#5007 [22:44] <Thoatt> fml.. don't*
#5008 [22:44] <johnny> i got the quote
#5009 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> johnny - Right click, new -> folder
#5010 [22:44] <Wildcatjonah> Norton iNet
#5011 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, norton.
#5012 [22:44] <Wildcatjonah> Also I cant connect to Minecraft.net
#5013 [22:44] <johnny> Tried that, but still it doesn't help after I have the folder
#5014 [22:44] <Thoatt> GreyVulpine, It's from an awesome movie. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUArCUojOoc
#5015 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> johnny - It all depends on what mod you want to install
#5016 [22:44] <Thoatt> (nsfc I suppose)
#5017 [22:45] <johnny> now thats minecraft
#5018 [22:45] <Wildcatjonah> GreyVulpine - I also cant Connect to Minecraft.net
#5019 [22:45] <Wildcatjonah> The Website
#5020 [22:45] <vince> OMG! Thank you guys sooo much!
#5021 [22:45] <Thoatt> http://isminecraftdown.net/
#5022 [22:45] <kiichiro> wait you can create a mod folder instead of going into the game itself?
#5023 [22:45] <vince> I'll def come back if there is a problem
#5024 [22:45] <Awesomeness> Wildcatjonah: what is your minecraft username?
#5025 [22:45] <mr_trousers> I cant put my work bench down and the game isplaying very slowly please help
#5026 [22:45] <Wildcatjonah> Knifey_
#5027 [22:45] <Wildcatjonah> With the _
#5028 [22:45] <Wildcatjonah> At the end
#5029 [22:45] <Awesomeness> !Paid Knifey
#5030 [22:45] <Awesomeness> Okay uh
#5031 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> yea
#5032 [22:46] <Awesomeness> Have you 'tried' Minecraft?
#5033 [22:46] <johnny> *now that is what I call minecraft
#5034 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> I have paid
#5035 [22:46] <Awesomeness> before buying
#5036 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> Wildcatjonah - Try deleting your launcher, and redownload it from minecraft.net
#5037 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> I cant access Minecraft,net
#5038 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> The website?
#5039 [22:46] <vince> wait, so... have all of the old files that you told me to delete be restored, then?
#5040 [22:46] <Awesomeness> Wildcatjonah: did you pirate Minecraft, before oyu bought it?
#5041 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> Awesomeness Yes Ive had minecraft for over 3-4 months
#5042 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> vince - No
#5043 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> No
#5044 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> Wait
#5045 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> yes
#5046 [22:46] <Thoatt> gg.
#5047 [22:46] <Awesomeness> That explains it.
#5048 [22:46] <Wildcatjonah> how?
#5049 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> Oi.
#5050 [22:47] <Awesomeness> ??> wildcatjonah win/hosts
#5051 [22:47] <VoxelHead> wildcatjonah: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#5052 [22:47] <VoxelHead> wildcatjonah: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#5053 [22:47] <vince> so... that means no mods, i guess :P
#5054 [22:47] <Wildcatjonah> AHHHH
#5055 [22:47] <Wildcatjonah> Lemme try that
#5056 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> vince - No, just gotta know how to install it correctly
#5057 [22:47] <vince> if all of my files are gone, I don't know how.
#5058 [22:47] <Awesomeness> There are like 5 fucking steps to installing a mod, how can you mess it up?
#5059 [22:48] <vince> but, I'll try to figure it out
#5060 [22:48] * GreyVulpine thwaps Awesomeness
#5060 [22:48] <Awesomeness> Grey, you know you agree with me
#5061 [22:48] <Awesomeness> stop trying to be polite.
#5062 [22:48] * Boreeas gags GreyVulpine
#5062 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> Only because I've been walking dozens of people through it, online, and through teamviewer
#5063 [22:48] <Boreeas> GreyVulpine agrees, everyone!
#5064 [22:48] <vince> well, if u were here earlier, you'd know why i was a bit concerned -.-
#5065 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> Haven't once installed it on my computer
#5066 [22:49] <johnny> "error scanning mods folder. It may not exists"
#5067 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Give people the benefit of the doubt.
#5068 [22:49] <mr_trousers> ok is there anone out there at all tha can help me please
#5069 [22:49] <Boreeas> ??> mr_trousers ask
#5070 [22:49] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5071 [22:49] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5072 [22:49] <mr_trousers> icant put my work bench down
#5073 [22:50] <Boreeas> Do you right-click?
#5074 [22:50] <mr_trousers> mr trousers was just the name this site gave me
#5075 [22:50] <mr_trousers> yes
#5076 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> %SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc"
#5077 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> Opps
#5078 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> s is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows.
#5079 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> #
#5080 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each
#5081 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should
#5082 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name.
#5083 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> # The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one
#5084 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> # space.
#5085 [22:50] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: /nick Yournicknamehere
#5086 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> 127.0.0.1 3dns-3.adobe.com
#5087 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> 127.0.0.1 3dns-2.adobe.com
#5088 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> 127.0.0.1 adobe-dns.adobe.com
#5089 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> 127.0.0.1 adobe-dns-2.adobe.com
#5090 [22:50] <johnny> set render distance to short or tiny if it is slow maybe?
#5091 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> Gah
#5092 [22:50] <Thoatt> Wildcatjonah, PASTEBIN
#5093 [22:50] <Boreeas> Wildcatjonah: Pasetbin.com
#5094 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> !k Wildcatjonah
#5095 [22:50] <Minecraft_Zono> Is there any website i can go to update my drivers for free? Does norton anti virus to that? Any help please.
#5096 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> Sorry
#5097 [22:50] <Wildcatjonah> SORRY
#5098 [22:51] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: Wha block are you trying to place the bench on?
#5099 [22:51] <mr_trousers> ok im a mum here who knows nothing about computers so please talk sin laymens terms for me
#5100 [22:51] <Wildcatjonah> http://pastebin.com/3weBcV7X
#5101 [22:51] * Wildcatjonah [Wildcatjonah@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5102 [22:51] * Wildcatjonah [Wildcatjonah@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5103 [22:51] <mr_trousers> a grey one
#5104 [22:51] <Thoatt> also... gg with pirating photoshop...
#5105 [22:51] <Wildcatjonah> Hey
#5106 [22:51] <Wildcatjonah> http://pastebin.com/3weBcV7X
#5107 [22:51] <Awesomeness> Oh for fucks sake
#5108 [22:51] <mr_trousers> stone?
#5109 [22:51] <Wildcatjonah> There
#5110 [22:51] <Awesomeness> you pirated Photoshop
#5111 [22:51] <Wildcatjonah> Sorry
#5112 [22:51] <Awesomeness> I don't wanna help you.
#5113 [22:51] <Thoatt> same.
#5114 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> Me?
#5115 [22:52] <Awesomeness> Yes, you
#5116 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> Why?
#5117 [22:52] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: If you want another name, just type: "/nick" without the quotes and then the nickname you want
#5118 [22:52] <Awesomeness> I don't know why.
#5119 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> What??? please!!!
#5120 [22:52] <johnny> any advice what to do??
#5121 [22:52] <Awesomeness> Dude, you pirated photoshop, I hate when people do that.
#5122 [22:52] <Awesomeness> >.>
#5123 [22:52] <mr_trousers> thanks Boreeas
#5124 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> I didnt
#5125 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> ....
#5126 [22:52] <Kealper> .me is looking at an MMO that is in open beta
#5127 [22:52] * Kealper fails
#5127 [22:52] <Thoatt> Because you pirated PS, AND you pirated Minecraft.
#5128 [22:52] <Awesomeness> You know, lying wont help
#5129 [22:52] <Wildcatjonah> Just Minecraft to play Single Player
#5130 [22:53] <Awesomeness> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
#5131 [22:53] <Wildcatjonah> And hamachi
#5132 [22:53] <Wildcatjonah> multiplayer
#5133 [22:53] <Boreeas> -.-
#5134 [22:53] <Awesomeness> Go jump in a fire.
#5135 [22:53] <mr_trousers> ok im here with my kid trying to play this game
#5136 [22:53] <Kealper> anyone care to fill me in?
#5137 [22:53] <Boreeas> Wildcatjonah: Tip: Just shut the f*** up
#5138 [22:53] <Thoatt> GreyVulpine, Permission to press the eject button? :D
#5139 [22:53] <Kealper> mr_trousers: well, what seems to be the issue?
#5140 [22:53] * AkiTensai [AkiTensai@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5141 [22:53] <Wildcatjonah> Dude, FUCK OFF!
#5142 [22:53] <Thoatt> !kick Wildcatjonah
#5143 [22:53] * AuBot kicked Wildcatjonah from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Thoatt with reason: None given.))
#5144 [22:53] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: Can you take a screenshot? Just press F2 in game
#5145 [22:54] <mr_trousers> i cant put the work bench down
#5146 [22:54] <mr_trousers> plus the game is very slow
#5147 [22:54] <Thoatt> that ban isn't nearly long enough lol.
#5148 [22:54] <Awesomeness> can I kick people, too?
#5149 [22:54] <Thoatt> no Awesomeness :)
#5150 [22:54] <Boreeas> What, +v can kick people?
#5151 [22:54] <Awesomeness> I'm never special. :(
#5152 [22:54] <Kealper> mr_trousers: ok, are you playing on multiplayer or single player? (sorry if you said already)
#5153 [22:54] <Thoatt> Boreeas, idk.. maybe :D Try to kick Awesomeness :P
#5154 [22:54] <Minecraft_Zono> Can anyone help me?
#5155 [22:55] <Awesomeness> Don't kick me.
#5156 [22:55] <Boreeas> mr_trousers, you might have too much lag
#5157 [22:55] <Thoatt> loool
#5158 [22:55] <Awesomeness> Just do't.
#5159 [22:55] <johnny> any help?
#5160 [22:55] <mr_trousers> single
#5161 [22:55] <mr_trousers> um lag?
#5162 [22:55] <Minecraft_Zono> Too many people talking at once
#5163 [22:55] <Thoatt> in singleplayer? ouch...
#5164 [22:55] <Boreeas> !kick Boreeas lolwut?
#5165 [22:55] <mr_trousers> i know othing aboutcomputers
#5166 [22:55] <Awesomeness> !Kick Thoatt
#5167 [22:55] <Awesomeness> D:
#5168 [22:55] <Boreeas> nope
#5169 [22:55] <Thoatt> You people fail lol
#5170 [22:55] <Kealper> Minecraft_Zono: what's your issue?
#5171 [22:56] <Boreeas> mr_trousers, okay. Do you use Windows 7?
#5172 [22:56] <Thoatt> MMK NOW... stop farting around... Let's actually help some people...
#5173 [22:56] <mr_trousers> no vista
#5174 [22:56] <mr_trousers> i know it suxs
#5175 [22:56] <Boreeas> Okay
#5176 [22:56] <Awesomeness> Vista is a chicken in my language.
#5177 [22:56] <Awesomeness> >.>
#5178 [22:56] <Minecraft_Zono> Uhh
#5179 [22:56] <mr_trousers> lol
#5180 [22:56] <Minecraft_Zono> Ive done all the stuff you told me to do
#5181 [22:56] <Boreeas> mr_trousers, please press ctrl + shift + esc at the same time
#5182 [22:56] <Minecraft_Zono> Then u said
#5183 [22:56] <Minecraft_Zono> update drivers
#5184 [22:56] <Thoatt> Ahh.... well did you update them?
#5185 [22:56] <Minecraft_Zono> Do u have any website i can go to to download for free?
#5186 [22:56] <mr_trousers> ok will try thanks
#5187 [22:57] <Minecraft_Zono> I mean update for free?
#5188 [22:57] <Kealper> Minecraft_Zono: the drivers?
#5189 [22:57] <Thoatt> What model video card do you have Minecraft_Zono?
#5190 [22:57] <Minecraft_Zono> Yeah
#5191 [22:57] <Kealper> wait
#5192 [22:57] <johnny> please some help??
#5193 [22:57] * mib_b5qiuj [mib_b5qiuj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5194 [22:57] <Awesomeness> ??> johnny ask
#5195 [22:57] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: A window should pop up with a list of programs
#5196 [22:57] <Kealper> Thoatt: do ??> Minecraft_Zono win/dxdiag
#5197 [22:57] <Minecraft_Zono> How do i check? (Sorry im a fail)
#5198 [22:57] <VoxelHead> johnny: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5199 [22:57] <VoxelHead> johnny: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5200 [22:57] <Kealper> ??> Minecraft_Zono win/dxdiag
#5201 [22:57] <VoxelHead> Minecraft_Zono: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5202 [22:57] <VoxelHead> Minecraft_Zono: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5203 [22:57] <Thoatt> Kealper, I thought maybe he might know >.>
#5204 [22:58] <johnny> i go to install a mod an it says "error scanning mods folder. folder may not exists" only I PHYSICALLY created it in .minecraft
#5205 [22:58] <Thoatt> Forgot what channel I was in... *sigh*
#5206 [22:58] <Minecraft_Zono> What are the Win+R keys?
#5207 [22:58] <Minecraft_Zono> xD
#5208 [22:58] <Boreeas> Minecraft_Zono: Do you see the windos logo with a circle?
#5209 [22:59] <Kealper> ??> Minecraft_Zono win/key
#5210 [22:59] <Minecraft_Zono> Oh type it in there?
#5211 [22:59] <VoxelHead> Minecraft_Zono: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#5212 [22:59] <Thoatt> http://i.imgur.com/tmVU0.jpg
#5213 [22:59] <Minecraft_Zono> Ohh
#5214 [22:59] <Minecraft_Zono> lol
#5215 [22:59] <Thoatt> That is what it looks like.
#5216 [22:59] <Minecraft_Zono> Thanks
#5217 [22:59] <mr_trousers> yyes then what Boreeas
#5218 [22:59] <Kealper> ??> helpers index
#5219 [22:59] <VoxelHead> helpers: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#5220 [23:00] <Ambicidal> minecraft werks now thanks. ALL PRAISE NOTCH!
#5221 [23:00] * SilverSulfur [SilverSulfur@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5222 [23:00] <Thoatt> SO SAY WE ALL
#5223 [23:00] <SinZ> one of us, one of us
#5224 [23:00] <Thoatt> Catherine was eating a cat for lunch D:
#5225 [23:01] <mib_b5qiuj> im doing multiplayer on classic and i click on a server its suppost to start but it just said install java (which i did) esc to unlock mous press B! the controls and how to chatin multiplayer
#5226 [23:01] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#5227 [23:01] <Herp> mib_b5qiuj, press t to chat
#5228 [23:01] <mib_b5qiuj> i know
#5229 [23:02] * Catherine gives Thoatt a cookie
#5229 [23:02] <Boreeas> ...
#5230 [23:02] * Boreeas proceeds head banging
#5230 [23:02] <Herp> and you need help again because.... ?
#5231 [23:02] * mib_03rfzd [mib_03rfzd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5232 [23:02] <Thoatt> mib_b5qiuj, We're sorry for the delay, but we're only able to help 14 people at one time. You are currently 237th in line. Please hold for the next available helper.
#5233 [23:02] <Boreeas> Bahahahaha
#5234 [23:02] <Awesomeness> :3
#5235 [23:02] <mr_trousers> Boreeas window task managwr opened up
#5236 [23:03] <Boreeas> mr_trousers, yes, this is correect
#5237 [23:03] <Boreeas> one second
#5238 [23:03] <mr_trousers> ok
#5239 [23:03] <Minecraft_Zono> I downloaded or whatever the thing to desktop but i dont see it there.
#5240 [23:03] <Awesomeness> lies
#5241 [23:03] <Minecraft_Zono> the dxdiag
#5242 [23:03] <Minecraft_Zono> O__o
#5243 [23:04] <Thoatt> *annoying hold music* Thank you for being patient. Your business is important to use. You are currently *static* 236th in line.
#5244 [23:04] <Boreeas> mr_trousers: Could you click the "performance" tab at the top?
#5245 [23:04] <Thoatt> us*
#5246 [23:04] <Boreeas> Thoatt: Error: Can't reference static variable linePos from non-static enviroment
#5247 [23:05] <Awesomeness> hesomad.
#5248 [23:05] <Thoatt> umadbro?
#5249 [23:05] <Boreeas> yumadtho?
#5250 [23:05] <Minecraft_Zono> who?
#5251 [23:05] <Thoatt> We helped him tho right?
#5252 [23:05] <Awesomeness> Or did we?
#5253 [23:05] <Awesomeness> DUN DUN DUN
#5254 [23:05] * Boreeas plays dramatic music
#5254 [23:05] <Thoatt> yeah.. Herp answered his question lol.
#5255 [23:05] <Kealper> vox, activate immaturity sensors
#5256 [23:05] <Awesomeness> I'm front
#5257 [23:05] <Kealper> vox?
#5258 [23:05] <Awesomeness> I wont feel your nipples.
#5259 [23:06] * Kealper gives vox some coffee
#5259 [23:06] <Awesomeness> Vox, y u no not heer?
#5260 [23:06] * Boreeas kick vox
#5260 [23:06] <Kealper> bleh, it must be away right now
#5261 [23:06] <Thoatt> !poke VoxelHead
#5262 [23:06] * gidget [gidget@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5263 [23:06] <Boreeas> Yes, it is
#5264 [23:06] <Awesomeness> * @VoxelHead is away: toilet
#5265 [23:06] <Awesomeness> * @VoxelHead is back]
#5266 [23:06] <Minecraft_Zono> Rawr ;3
#5267 [23:06] <Boreeas> But it is not supposed to
#5268 [23:06] <Thoatt> Welcome *INSERT SUBJECT NAME HERE*.
#5269 [23:07] <Kealper> you know you've got a dumb bot when it only works when IT wants to ._.
#5270 [23:07] <gidget> Boreeas back, different name aka mr-trousers
#5271 [23:07] <Boreeas> wb
#5272 [23:07] <gidget> stuppid site froze
#5273 [23:07] <Minecraft_Zono> I did the dxdiag thins, saved information but i cant find it can you help? Im trying to update my drivers to play THIS STUPID GAME!
#5274 [23:07] <Boreeas> gidget: Could you press the "performance" tab at the top of the task manager?
#5275 [23:07] <Minecraft_Zono> Sorry for my rage...
#5276 [23:07] <Minecraft_Zono> Things*
#5277 [23:07] <Thoatt> Minecraft_Zono, Save it again... look at where you save it this time.
#5278 [23:08] <Boreeas> Minecraft_Zone: in #minecrafthelp, no one can hear you scream
#5279 [23:08] <Awesomeness> You are not forgiven.
#5280 [23:08] <Thoatt> Boreeas, Only because there's 13 others screaming alongside them :/
#5281 [23:08] <gidget> Boreeas ok
#5282 [23:09] <Boreeas> Okay, the see two graphs?
#5283 [23:09] <gidget> yes
#5284 [23:09] <Thoatt> look at the top one.
#5285 [23:09] <gidget> yep
#5286 [23:09] <Boreeas> Okay, under the second graph, it should say "Physical Memory"
#5287 [23:09] <Thoatt> or that one :P
#5288 [23:09] <Thoatt> <--- disregard
#5289 [23:09] <gidget> yep
#5290 [23:09] <Boreeas> Please tell me what the value under "Total" is
#5291 [23:10] <Boreeas> *next to
#5292 [23:10] <gidget> 1790
#5293 [23:10] <Boreeas> o.o
#5294 [23:10] <Boreeas> That's... not good
#5295 [23:10] <gidget> lol ok
#5296 [23:10] <Boreeas> Okay, do you have minecraft running right now?
#5297 [23:10] <gidget> told you i know nothing
#5298 [23:10] <gidget> yes
#5299 [23:10] <Thoatt> That's.... not terrible... I mean.. for vista it is.. but it's not terrible lol
#5300 [23:10] <Boreeas> Could you close it please?
#5301 [23:10] <gidget> ok
#5302 [23:11] <Boreeas> Ok, now, what is the value of the second graph?
#5303 [23:11] <Boreeas> (The number all the way on the left of it)
#5304 [23:12] <Thoatt> Kealper, You are now breathing manually...
#5305 [23:12] <Kealper> you horrible, horrible person
#5306 [23:12] <Thoatt> You are aware that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.
#5307 [23:12] <Minecraft_Zono> Whats the IRC channel?
#5308 [23:12] <Boreeas> Thoatt, your haw has now weight and you are holdin it up
#5309 [23:12] <Boreeas> *jaw
#5310 [23:12] <Thoatt> You are aware that every time you swallow, you here a little crackle in your ears.
#5311 [23:12] <Thoatt> Your nose is always in your peripheral vision.
#5312 [23:12] <Kealper> Minecraft_Zono: this would be an irc channel
#5313 [23:12] <Boreeas> Thoatt: The game >:(
#5314 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> Oh
#5315 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> Fail
#5316 [23:13] <Thoatt> You are now aware of the ringing sound in your ear..
#5317 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> Uhh someone told me to post
#5318 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> the link
#5319 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> So
#5320 [23:13] <Boreeas> ??enter
#5321 [23:13] <Thoatt> your tongue can't find a comfortable place in your mouth.
#5322 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> http://pastebin.com/iepRywHM
#5323 [23:13] <Boreeas> Minecraft_zono: Don't use enter as punctuation, please
#5324 [23:13] <Minecraft_Zono> Say whaaat?
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#5326 [23:14] <Boreeas> Anyone has experience with dxdiag?
#5327 [23:14] <Minecraft_Zono> I dont get it :(
#5328 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> Card is ATI RADEON XPRESS 200 Series, running on Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
#5329 [23:14] <Minecraft_Zono> What do u mean dont use enter as puncutation?
#5330 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> That should be all you need to get the drivers from ati's site
#5331 [23:14] <Boreeas> Ah, I see
#5332 [23:15] <Boreeas> gidget: Still there?
#5333 [23:15] <Minecraft_Zono> Okay so i go to the website and their should be something there regarding driver updates
#5334 [23:15] <Thoatt> Minecraft_Zono, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_vista64.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#5335 [23:16] <Thoatt> Minecraft_Zono, The download lin k is near the bottom.
#5336 [23:16] <Thoatt> Make sure to run it with compatability mode so it doesn't harp at you.
#5337 [23:16] <Minecraft_Zono> Okay thanks
#5338 [23:17] <Thoatt> Wait uh...
#5339 [23:17] <Thoatt> since I showed up late to the party...
#5340 [23:17] <Thoatt> what was your original problem?
#5341 [23:17] <Boreeas> Ooops, there goes his win64
#5342 [23:17] <Minecraft_Zono> Me?
#5343 [23:17] <Thoatt> Yes you.
#5344 [23:17] <Minecraft_Zono> I had a black screen
#5345 [23:17] <Minecraft_Zono> When i started minecraft
#5346 [23:17] <Thoatt> you, with the face and what-not.
#5347 [23:17] <Minecraft_Zono> like once i looged in
#5348 [23:17] <Minecraft_Zono> logged*
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#5350 [23:18] <Thoatt> Uhh... I assume you win/reinst?
#5351 [23:18] <Thoatt> and re-installed java?
#5352 [23:18] <Boreeas> Minecraft_Zono: You checked for meta-inf?
#5353 [23:18] <Thoatt> the 64-bit version of java.
#5354 [23:18] * mib_imaubt [mib_imaubt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5355 [23:18] <Minecraft_Zono> And re-installed minecraft
#5356 [23:18] <Minecraft_Zono> and added .exe at the end
#5357 [23:18] <Minecraft_Zono> Wtf is meta inf?
#5358 [23:18] <Thoatt> added what what to who now?
#5359 [23:18] <Thoatt> Who was helping you? lol
#5360 [23:18] <Boreeas> Minecraft_Zono: Did you have any mods?
#5361 [23:18] <Minecraft_Zono> No mods
#5362 [23:18] <Minecraft_Zono> And uhh
#5363 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> <----
#5364 [23:18] <mib_imaubt> just a question, I updated my video drivers and now i cant run minecraft due to libraryload errors?
#5365 [23:19] <Minecraft_Zono> I think grey was
#5366 [23:19] <Minecraft_Zono> at the start
#5367 [23:19] <mib_imaubt> how would i fix that?
#5368 [23:19] <mib_imaubt> ive tried re-installing the drivers
#5369 [23:19] <mib_imaubt> and reinstalling minecraft
#5370 [23:19] * Thoatt slaps GreyVulpine with a bit of stale toast.
#5370 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Internet explorer routinely strips .exe from minecraft.exe when you download it
#5371 [23:19] <mib_imaubt> and nothing works
#5372 [23:19] <Boreeas> lulz
#5373 [23:19] <shagula> Curious if anyone else is having issues logging in through the client? I can access Minecraft.net perfectly fine, have re-downloaded the client multiple times, but cannot login. It gives me HTML code, as it cannot even load the update news
#5374 [23:19] <mib_imaubt> any ideas?
#5375 [23:20] <Thoatt> ??> mib_imaubt win/reinst
#5376 [23:20] <VoxelHead> mib_imaubt: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5377 [23:20] <VoxelHead> mib_imaubt: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5378 [23:20] <Boreeas> Shagula: Moinecraft has problems atm
#5379 [23:20] <Minecraft_Zono> I dont get what u mean, grey
#5380 [23:20] <mib_imaubt> already done that
#5381 [23:20] <Minecraft_Zono> Err
#5382 [23:20] <Minecraft_Zono> I dont understand a word u said
#5383 [23:20] <Thoatt> Minecraft_Zono, Have you installed 64-bit java?
#5384 [23:20] <Minecraft_Zono> Yeah
#5385 [23:21] <shagula> The thing is, I can log in perfectly fine across the street at my neighbors. As he can with his accts
#5386 [23:21] <Thoatt> you're sure it's 64-bit?
#5387 [23:21] <shagula> It's just when I'm back at home my client is screwy
#5388 [23:21] <Thoatt> shagula, What ind of html is it spitting at you?
#5389 [23:21] <Thoatt> screenshot pl0x
#5390 [23:21] <shagula> Basically it's just stuck on loading update news...
#5391 [23:21] <Minecraft_Zono> Yeah i think so its on the note pad and all the websites i go to to update crap say it is
#5392 [23:22] <Minecraft_Zono> Even my norton anti virus
#5393 [23:22] <Thoatt> olawd...
#5394 [23:22] <Minecraft_Zono> Wait
#5395 [23:22] <Minecraft_Zono> Scratch what i said
#5396 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> Thoatt - shagula's problem is usually something to do with firewall blocking java
#5397 [23:22] <shagula> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news
#5398 [23:22] <Minecraft_Zono> Uhh
#5399 [23:22] <Thoatt> shagula, same computer, just different internet?
#5400 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> or blocking minecraft from accessing uh.. the page
#5401 [23:22] <mib_imaubt> I get that but i have to wait a couple of seconds for it to load
#5402 [23:23] <shagula> I've been trying for about 2 days now. And I was using diff comp, diff network, same internet across the street where it was working
#5403 [23:23] <Thoatt> shagula, go into your windows firewall, and set it to Minecraft is completely open on private, and public networks.
#5404 [23:23] <mib_imaubt> My error is: loadlibrary failed with error 126: the specified module could not be found.
#5405 [23:23] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, windows? linux?
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#5407 [23:23] <mib_imaubt> windows 7 32 bit
#5408 [23:24] <Thoatt> Re-install your graphics drivers
#5409 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> I have several times
#5410 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> but its till does nothing
#5411 [23:24] <shagula> Wow, I'm surprised. It was my zonealarm. For some reason it was not doing this before
#5412 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> still*
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#5414 [23:24] <Thoatt> loooool... should have asked...
#5415 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> Ive gone back to old graphics drivers
#5416 [23:24] <Kealper> ZoneAlarm is a known issue
#5417 [23:24] <Thoatt> zonealarm sucks
#5418 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> and it doesnt work
#5419 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> tried new ones
#5420 [23:24] <mib_imaubt> and it fails
#5421 [23:24] <shagula> I wish it wasn't the only thing that kept my network from getting even screwier than it is already
#5422 [23:24] <Gunnar> hi everyone. i have a question
#5423 [23:24] <shagula> Constantly changing what it likes, woohoo
#5424 [23:25] <mib_imaubt> I know its an OpenGL error
#5425 [23:25] <mib_imaubt> but i cant find drivers
#5426 [23:25] <mib_imaubt> nor fix it with previous drivers
#5427 [23:25] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, Are you getting the drivers from ATI? or from the actual manufacturer? Because I'm betting that the drivers from the actual manufacturer will work.
#5428 [23:26] <mib_imaubt> I've tried all drivers
#5429 [23:26] <Gunnar> whenever i try to connect to my friends server, it says "failed to connect to the server. connection timed out:connect" this seems to be a problem with many people
#5430 [23:26] <mib_imaubt> ATI and manufacturer
#5431 [23:26] <Minecraft_Zono> Soo once i download the ati radeon thing i should be able to run minecraft?
#5432 [23:27] <Thoatt> Minecraft_Zono, Should be able to.. if you've done everything else.
#5433 [23:27] <Gunnar> anybody have a solution?
#5434 [23:27] <Minecraft_Zono> kk its installin now
#5435 [23:27] <shagula> Is there a common theme to fixing the zonealarm issues you guys are aware of? All my java is allowed on program control, and unfortunately my network does not work without it running
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#5437 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> -> uninstall
#5438 [23:28] <Thoatt> shagula, sure... Uninstall it.
#5439 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Problem fixed
#5440 [23:28] <Thoatt> QED
#5441 [23:28] <shagula> Note where it says my network does not work without it running ^^
#5442 [23:28] <mib_imaubt> Ive checked my system info, and i do have open GL: 6.14.10.10834
#5443 [23:28] <Thoatt> I.. somehow doubt that.
#5444 [23:28] <shagula> Lol, if you had access to my network
#5445 [23:28] <AG_Scott> I don't believe that either!
#5446 [23:28] <mib_imaubt> i just cant figure out why minecraft errors on it
#5447 [23:28] <shagula> You woul be just as confused as I am by that statement
#5448 [23:29] <Thoatt> I'm betting that I wouldn't be confused at all :)
#5449 [23:29] * AG_Scott thinks you're making it block all access rather than turning it off.
#5449 [23:29] <shagula> I have the weirdest network I've ever worked on, and I do IT... I've spent literally 60 hours in troubleshooting my network, the only thing that has ever gotten it stable is zonealarm
#5450 [23:29] <AG_Scott> If I recall, that's an option.
#5451 [23:29] <Gunnar> Anybody have a solution to the "timed out" problem when connecting to servers?
#5452 [23:29] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, pay attention okay?
#5453 [23:29] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5454 [23:29] <Thoatt> how techie are you?
#5455 [23:30] <Thoatt> basically... can I just run through this easy? or no?
#5456 [23:30] <mib_imaubt> I built my own computer and I do an IT course
#5457 [23:30] <mib_imaubt> so im ok with technical terms
#5458 [23:30] <Thoatt> Command prompt at system32 with elevated privs, "copy atioglxx.dll .dll"
#5459 [23:31] <mib_imaubt> run through please
#5460 [23:31] <mib_imaubt> I dont use CMD
#5461 [23:31] <mib_imaubt> God dammit
#5462 [23:31] <Thoatt> >.> *sigh*
#5463 [23:31] <mib_imaubt> D:
#5464 [23:32] <shagula> Lawl
#5465 [23:32] <Thoatt> win 7?
#5466 [23:32] <mib_imaubt> I know
#5467 [23:32] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5468 [23:32] <mib_imaubt> 32 bit
#5469 [23:32] <shagula> Thx anyways guys, I appreciate the resposne
#5470 [23:32] <Thoatt> start menu: "command prompt" right click, run as admin
#5471 [23:32] <Minecraft_Zono> Thank you!
#5472 [23:32] <Minecraft_Zono> Its works
#5473 [23:32] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5474 [23:32] <Thoatt> cd c:/Windows/system32/
#5475 [23:32] <Minecraft_Zono> I was about to give up and go watch porn but THANKS!
#5476 [23:32] <Minecraft_Zono> WOOT
#5477 [23:32] <Minecraft_Zono> lol
#5478 [23:32] <Thoatt> copy atioglxx.dll .dll
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#5481 [23:33] <Puddles> hello
#5482 [23:33] * Thoatt waves
#5482 [23:33] <Puddles> ?
#5483 [23:33] <Thoatt> "?"?
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#5485 [23:33] <Puddles> oh haha whenever i open minecraft it comes up black
#5486 [23:34] <Puddles> ???
#5487 [23:34] <Thoatt> ??> Puddles win/reinst
#5488 [23:34] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5489 [23:34] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5490 [23:34] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, Did you get it?
#5491 [23:34] <mib_imaubt> said the system could not find the path specified
#5492 [23:35] <Thoatt> cd C:/wi{tab}/
#5493 [23:35] <Thoatt> cd system32
#5494 [23:35] <Thoatt> waqit
#5495 [23:35] <Thoatt> wait*
#5496 [23:35] <Thoatt> when does it say that...
#5497 [23:35] <Thoatt> when you try to change directories? or actually copy the dll?
#5498 [23:35] <mib_imaubt> one sec
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#5500 [23:37] <gware> hiya
#5501 [23:37] <mib_imaubt> when i try to copy it
#5502 [23:37] <Puddles> omg thank you so much!
#5503 [23:37] <Thoatt> np Puddles.
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#5505 [23:37] <mib_imaubt> i change the Dir easily
#5506 [23:37] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, are you running 10.xx catylyst?
#5507 [23:37] <prof_plague> haiii
#5508 [23:37] <gware> could i get some help? i just ran across this game i downloaded it and i cant play it =(
#5509 [23:37] <mib_imaubt> 11.6
#5510 [23:37] <Thoatt> poop...
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#5512 [23:37] <mib_imaubt> newest version I believe?
#5513 [23:38] <Thoatt> you are doing the command in the system32 folder correct?
#5514 [23:38] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5515 [23:38] <mib_imaubt> exactly what you wrote out
#5516 [23:38] <gware> im getting this as i start the demo
#5517 [23:38] <gware> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 6/17/11 10:37 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Demo (PC Gamer) OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1
#5518 [23:38] <gware> and i hinestly have no idea what that means
#5519 [23:39] <Thoatt> okay so... here is the issue you are having.. the game is trying to load the opengl library... it's not opening the correct on you have... do you have a process analyzer app?
#5520 [23:39] <Thoatt> (@ mib_imaubt )
#5521 [23:39] <mib_imaubt> No
#5522 [23:39] <mib_imaubt> do you want me to get one?
#5523 [23:39] <Thoatt> *sigh*
#5524 [23:39] <Thoatt> Not really lol
#5525 [23:39] <mib_imaubt> lol.
#5526 [23:40] <gware> ?
#5527 [23:40] <Thoatt> gware, update your video card drivers? lol
#5528 [23:41] <gware> umm ima be completely honest i have no idea how to do that
#5529 [23:41] <mib_imaubt> Minecraft worked perfectly before I updated the drivers
#5530 [23:41] <mib_imaubt> but I had problems with other games
#5531 [23:41] <mib_imaubt> wouldnt have done it if i had known it was this hard
#5532 [23:41] <mib_imaubt> D"
#5533 [23:41] <Thoatt> :(
#5534 [23:41] <Thoatt> Any idea what drivers you had before? lol
#5535 [23:41] <gware> ?
#5536 [23:42] <Thoatt> You can snag the OGL dlls from that driver pack xD
#5537 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> not a clue
#5538 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> Lol
#5539 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> tell you what
#5540 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> I think
#5541 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> so i might go ahead and re-install windows 7
#5542 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> and see what that does
#5543 [23:42] <Thoatt> NEIN
#5544 [23:42] <mib_imaubt> maybe
#5545 [23:42] <Thoatt> NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
#5546 [23:42] <gware> how do i update drivers?
#5547 [23:43] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, Das ist keine gute idee!...
#5548 [23:43] <Thoatt> okay mib_imaubt
#5549 [23:43] <mib_imaubt> its fixed my problems before
#5550 [23:43] <Thoatt> still got that window open?
#5551 [23:43] <Thoatt> the elevated cmd
#5552 [23:43] * mib_e6pzl0 [mib_e6pzl0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5553 [23:43] <mib_imaubt> and I think i need it anyway
#5554 [23:44] <mib_imaubt> I have the CMD window oepn still
#5555 [23:44] <Thoatt> okay
#5556 [23:44] <Thoatt> still in system32?
#5557 [23:44] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5558 [23:44] <gware> hm
#5559 [23:44] <Thoatt> copy opengl32.dll .dll
#5560 [23:44] <gware> all this is confusing
#5561 [23:44] <mib_imaubt> 1 file copied
#5562 [23:45] * Thoatt crosses fingers
#5562 [23:45] <mib_imaubt> xD
#5563 [23:45] <gware> so how do you update video drivers?
#5564 [23:46] <Thoatt> gware, download the new drivers from the manufacturer's website and install them.
#5565 [23:46] <gware> how do you find out what you have?
#5566 [23:46] <Thoatt> ??> gware win/dxdiag
#5567 [23:46] <VoxelHead> gware: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5568 [23:46] <VoxelHead> gware: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5569 [23:47] <mib_imaubt> anyway what now?
#5570 [23:47] <mib_imaubt> do I try to run minecraft?
#5571 [23:47] <Thoatt> mib_e6pzl0, start the game I suppose.
#5572 [23:47] <Thoatt> err...
#5573 [23:47] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt***
#5574 [23:48] <mib_imaubt> got this error
#5575 [23:48] <mib_imaubt> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 18/06/11 1:47 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0
#5576 [23:48] <Thoatt> nice....
#5577 [23:48] <Thoatt> Well... we solved the first error :D
#5578 [23:48] <gware> thats wat im getting i think
#5579 [23:48] <mib_imaubt> LOL
#5580 [23:48] <Thoatt> But alas...
#5581 [23:49] <Thoatt> You still need better drivers LOL
#5582 [23:49] <mib_imaubt> but its the most recent drivers?
#5583 [23:49] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, do that dxdiag instructions pl0x (:
#5584 [23:49] <mib_imaubt> k
#5585 [23:49] <gware> http://pastebin.com/WfJPtXbx
#5586 [23:50] <mib_imaubt> still cant find the path
#5587 [23:50] <Thoatt> Ti 4200.. lawd.. i used to have one of those... about 6 years ago D:
#5588 [23:50] <gware> ?
#5589 [23:51] <gware> whats lawd?
#5590 [23:51] <Thoatt> sorry gware, just teasing you a bit :D gimmie a sec :)
#5591 [23:51] <Thoatt> "Lord"
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#5593 [23:51] <gware> and whats a ti 4200?
#5594 [23:51] <Thoatt> Your video card
#5595 [23:51] <gware> o
#5596 [23:51] <mib_imaubt> so what now?
#5597 [23:51] <mib_imaubt> try old drivers?
#5598 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> or re-install the same ones again?
#5599 [23:52] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, did you do the dxdiag thing?
#5600 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5601 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> came up with cannot find specified path
#5602 [23:52] <Thoatt> gware, http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_2k_93.71_2.html
#5603 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> file sporry
#5604 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> sorry*
#5605 [23:52] <mib_imaubt> not path
#5606 [23:52] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, when? lol
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#5608 [23:52] <mr_boo> It wont let me connect to my server, but the server is up
#5609 [23:52] <mr_boo> !check
#5610 [23:53] <Thoatt> Looks like it's not :p
#5611 [23:53] <gware> will my computer play this game?>
#5612 [23:53] <mib_imaubt> what do i type sorry?
#5613 [23:53] <mib_imaubt> just want to make sure im doing it right
#5614 [23:53] <mr_boo> its been running fun all day and now it isnt
#5615 [23:53] <Thoatt> gware, Should... sure.. lol
#5616 [23:53] <Thoatt> mr_boo, try restarting the server :/
#5617 [23:53] <mr_boo> any ideas thoatt?
#5618 [23:53] <mr_boo> i did, besides that?
#5619 [23:54] <Thoatt> the minecraft server, not the actual machine lol
#5620 [23:54] <Thoatt> uhhh....
#5621 [23:54] <gware> thoatt
#5622 [23:54] <Thoatt> firewall somewhere went retarded?
#5623 [23:54] <Thoatt> internal IP changed?
#5624 [23:54] <gware> the way you said that bothers me
#5625 [23:54] <Thoatt> port forewarding got screwed?
#5626 [23:54] <Thoatt> so many different things lol
#5627 [23:54] <Thoatt> gware, Yes...
#5628 [23:54] <Thoatt> It will.
#5629 [23:54] <Thoatt> Is that better?
#5630 [23:54] <Thoatt> :)
#5631 [23:54] <gware> you sure?
#5632 [23:54] <gware> lol
#5633 [23:55] <Thoatt> 60% of the time, it works every time.
#5634 [23:55] <Thoatt> wait now... what was I doing again?
#5635 [23:55] <Thoatt> oh yeah...
#5636 [23:55] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, ....
#5637 [23:55] <mib_imaubt> I think I might install windows 7
#5638 [23:55] <Thoatt> http://i.imgur.com/kpTtT.gif >.>
#5639 [23:55] <mib_imaubt> I think thats the best option at the momeny
#5640 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> moment*
#5641 [23:56] <gware> brb
#5642 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> its infuriating
#5643 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> and annoying
#5644 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> because it was working before and now it isnt
#5645 [23:56] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, how old are you? (if you don't mind me asking :p)
#5646 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> nearly 17
#5647 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> LOL
#5648 [23:56] <Thoatt> :/
#5649 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> so young xD
#5650 [23:56] <Thoatt> I was gonna say go drink a beer and relax.. but bleh
#5651 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> lol
#5652 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> Anyway
#5653 [23:56] <mib_imaubt> thanks for the help
#5654 [23:56] <Thoatt> go like... smoke a blunt or whatever the kids do these days...
#5655 [23:57] <Thoatt> NO WAIT.
#5656 [23:57] <mib_imaubt> was okay but its a shame it didnt lead anywhere
#5657 [23:57] <Thoatt> YOU ShALL NOT PASS!
#5658 [23:57] <Thoatt> It did.
#5659 [23:57] <Thoatt> and it will
#5660 [23:57] <Thoatt> stay
#5661 [23:57] <mib_imaubt> yeah
#5662 [23:57] <mib_imaubt> but i get more errors?
#5663 [23:57] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, command open?
#5664 [23:57] <mib_imaubt> and that pisses me off
#5665 [23:57] <mib_imaubt> yep
#5666 [23:57] <Thoatt> command of the promptyness
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#5668 [23:57] <Thoatt> cd c:/windows/SysWOW64/
#5669 [23:58] <Thoatt> err.. you are 64 bit right?
#5670 [23:58] <Thoatt> 64 bit windoze
#5671 [23:58] <mib_imaubt> no 32
#5672 [23:58] <Thoatt> dang...
#5673 [23:58] <Thoatt> wait...
#5674 [23:58] <Thoatt> You can't just do dxdiag
#5675 [23:58] <Thoatt> at a command window?
#5676 [23:59] <mib_imaubt> copy dxdiag.dll .ddl?
#5677 [23:59] <mib_imaubt> doesnt work
#5678 [23:59] <Thoatt> no... *facepalm*
#5679 [23:59] <Thoatt> just "dxdiag"
#5680 [23:59] <mib_22k67i> how do i knw if my IP changed?
#5681 [23:59] <Thoatt> mib_22k67i, cmd -> ipconfig/all
#5682 [23:59] <mib_22k67i> mac?
#5683 [23:59] <Thoatt> mib_imaubt, anything?