#MinecraftHelp > 2011-06-19
#1 [00:01] <Hexaholic> Whhyyyyyy is it so hard to find a good place to build ur house? lol
#2 [00:01] <xales> Make it underground
#3 [00:01] <Hexaholic> O.o, Never done a underground house befor :P
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#5 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Definitely. Underground is the way to go
#6 [00:04] <Hexaholic> Uhhhh i wouldnt know where to start
#7 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> Stack of stone pickaxes would be a good start
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#10 [00:07] <Hexaholic> Mhm, ill just make a ground house first, then dig under me house and make one there =P
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#12 [00:11] <Hexaholic> Ooooo, ima build my house up in the air!!!
#13 [00:14] * mib_1wi7j5 [mib_1wi7j5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#14 [00:17] <Ahwsemnss> My game won't start up, I have everything updated and the minecraft window in the browser is just black
#15 [00:18] <Ahwsemnss> :(
#16 [00:18] <xales> Has it worked before?
#17 [00:18] <Ahwsemnss> no, its my first time trying the game
#18 [00:19] <Hexaholic> Think thats what happend to Jane
#19 [00:20] <Ahwsemnss> it makes me sad
#20 [00:20] <Ahwsemnss> cuz my friends really want me to play
#21 [00:21] <xales> Ahwsemnss: Are you playing Beta, or Classic?
#22 [00:21] <Ahwsemnss> classic, single player
#23 [00:22] <Hexaholic> Grey, go cut me loads of wood, and mine me loads of cobblestone? :P
#24 [00:23] <GreyVulpine> toomanyitems, Invedit, singleplayercommands....
#25 [00:23] <GreyVulpine> There's tons of ways to do it yourself
#26 [00:23] <Hexaholic> Lol
#27 [00:23] <GreyVulpine> I'm already busy in an MMO collecting cactus.
#28 [00:24] <GreyVulpine> Go find your own pack mule.
#29 [00:24] <Hexaholic> :( *Sob*
#30 [00:24] <umbridge> Beta?
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#32 [00:26] <Hexaholic> Anyone care to use there brain and work out hw much cobble stone ill need, for 14 by 9 cued house, with about 5 block high walls?
#33 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> !calc 5*14*2
#34 [00:27] <GreyBot> Answer: 140
#35 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> !calc 140+7*5*2
#36 [00:27] <GreyBot> Answer: 210
#37 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> about that much.. more if you want the cobble floor
#38 [00:27] <Hexaholic> O.o
#39 [00:27] <Hexaholic> I have a wooden floor, but gonna do the walls in pure stone
#40 [00:28] <Hexaholic> Thissss is gonna be fun ;/
#41 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> Then about 3-4 stacks worth of cobble
#42 [00:28] <Hexaholic> Okies, thank youuuu
#43 [00:29] <Hexaholic> Will, 2 stacks of coal be enuff to melt it all?
#44 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> That should be plenty
#45 [00:29] <umbridge> can i join?
#46 [00:29] <Hexaholic> Sweeet, lol
#47 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> You only need 8 coal to do a stack of 64 anything
#48 [00:29] <Hexaholic> O.o sersly?
#49 [00:29] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#50 [00:29] <Hexaholic> daym
#51 [00:29] <Hexaholic> lol
#52 [00:30] <Hexaholic> guess i over farmed mat's when i first started
#53 [00:30] <Hexaholic> Ah well
#54 [00:30] * GreyVulpine snerks
#54 [00:30] <umbridge> can i join?
#55 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> You can check http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Furnace#Fuel_efficiency
#56 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> To get the fuel eff. stats for items
#57 [00:30] <Hexaholic> Coool cheers
#58 [00:30] <umbridge> me?
#59 [00:31] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - I think Hexaholic's doing Single Player
#60 [00:31] <Hexaholic> Yah i am
#61 [00:32] <Hexaholic> Bookmarked, ty for that grey
#62 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> The wiki is chock full of useful info
#63 [00:32] <Hexaholic> Im too "cool for the Wiki" ;D
#64 [00:32] <umbridge> hexaholic go to 80.202.254.289:25565
#65 [00:33] <Hexaholic> Why?
#66 [00:33] <Hexaholic> Isnt that the one ur banned from? lol
#67 [00:33] <umbridge> so u can get opped and un ban me
#68 [00:33] <Hexaholic> They wont opp me, >.>
#69 [00:34] <umbridge> ask them to un ban me
#70 [00:34] <umbridge> BrandonsonlineID
#71 [00:34] <Hexaholic> >.<
#72 [00:34] <Hexaholic> I wanna build my house first!, i was ment to build it 5 hours ago, and didnt, cause of grey!
#73 [00:35] <umbridge> k:(
#74 [00:35] <Hexaholic> play single player for abit
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#76 [00:35] <umbridge> not as fun cant spawn things
#77 [00:35] <Hexaholic> lol
#78 [00:36] <owynsicnarf> HEELP
#79 [00:36] <Hexaholic> owynsicnarf Whats wronggg?
#80 [00:36] <owynsicnarf> whenever i combine water and lava it creates cobblestone... =(
#81 [00:36] <umbridge> any oneknow the best skin site?
#82 [00:36] <Hexaholic> Lolwut
#83 [00:37] <umbridge> put water on block next to lava
#84 [00:37] <owynsicnarf> HOW DO I FIX IT????
#85 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - http://www.minecraftskins.com/
#86 [00:37] <owynsicnarf> already tried taht
#87 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> owynsicnarf - You need to have water flowing onto a lava source.
#88 [00:38] <umbridge> dig a block then put lava
#89 [00:38] <Hexaholic> Oh yay, DB error >.<
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#91 [00:40] <umbridge> it ben 2 hour 4 moar to go yay
#92 [00:40] <bellows> we already bought this game and downloaded it but when we sign in it wont let us run it and it says not downloaded
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#94 [00:41] <Duck> Hello,
#95 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> ??> bellows payment
#96 [00:41] <VoxelHead> bellows: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#97 [00:41] <VoxelHead> bellows: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#98 [00:41] <Hexaholic> Hi duck
#99 [00:41] <bellows> we bought it 2 or 3 hours ago, should it take longer then that?
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#101 [00:42] <Hexaholic> Mine got it right away when i bought it.....
#102 [00:42] <umbridge> i has dragon skin ha ha ha ha
#103 [00:42] <Duck> Hi everyone, I'm having a problem. I can get 30 fps normally but whenever I hit a button thats connected with a bit of redstone I drop to 1fps, this ends when the button pops out again. I've tried tons and tons of things (sorry if im interrupting anyone here)
#104 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> bellows - It's been known to take 4-6 hours for some peole
#105 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> people*
#106 [00:42] <SinZ> depends on how you brought it, or how the systems are running
#107 [00:42] <bellows> so what should we do? email them now?
#108 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> bellows - I'd wait a day
#109 [00:42] <SinZ> VoxelHead> bellows: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#110 [00:43] <bellows> okay then we will email. do they get back right away?
#111 [00:43] <SinZ> more then a few days, not few hours
#112 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> bellows - They get dozens, if not hundreds of emails daily, they'll usually take a few days to get back to you
#113 [00:43] <bellows> okay. will wait
#114 [00:43] <Duck> So anyone think they can help me with the problem?
#115 [00:44] <Duck> ?
#116 [00:45] <Hexaholic> Duck Put fog on, put ur video settings to this. Grphics: Fast, Smooth Lighting: OFF 3d Analyph: OFF Render Distance: Short Performance: MAX FPS View Bobbing: OFF
#117 [00:45] <Hexaholic> And u ur lag should dissapear
#118 [00:45] <Duck> its already on that
#119 [00:45] <Duck> nope
#120 [00:45] <Hexaholic> Oh
#121 [00:45] <Hexaholic> :O
#122 [00:45] <Hexaholic> How much ram do u have?
#123 [00:45] <Duck> 4 gigs
#124 [00:45] <Hexaholic> Mhm....
#125 [00:45] <Hexaholic> U running anything els in the background?
#126 [00:46] <Duck> nope
#127 [00:46] <Duck> except vent
#128 [00:46] <Hexaholic> Go to task bar, right click and go to Task manager
#129 [00:46] <Duck> Already open
#130 [00:46] <Hexaholic> Click on performance, how much ram are u useing?
#131 [00:47] <Duck> with minecraft on or off?
#132 [00:47] <Hexaholic> on
#133 [00:47] <Duck> 2.06 gigs
#134 [00:47] <Duck> 1gig is minecraft
#135 [00:47] <Duck> I dont know what the other one is..
#136 [00:47] <SinZ> minecraft trys to reserve 1gb to itself
#137 [00:47] <SinZ> Duck, hows your CPU
#138 [00:48] <Hexaholic> Mhm, weird
#139 [00:48] <Duck> Beats me
#140 [00:48] <Hexaholic> Lol
#141 [00:48] <Duck> its intel, integrated
#142 [00:48] <SinZ> minecraft is a CPU hog
#143 [00:48] <Duck> im on a laptop
#144 [00:48] <umbridge> i bored again
#145 [00:48] <Hexaholic> Go to CPU useage, where ur memory is being used Duck
#146 [00:48] <SinZ> im bored since the server i play on is down for maintnence
#147 [00:48] <Duck> yeah
#148 [00:49] <Duck> im there
#149 [00:49] <Hexaholic> What % is it at?
#150 [00:49] <Duck> 80
#151 [00:49] <Hexaholic> Roughtly
#152 [00:49] <Hexaholic> woahs O.o
#153 [00:49] <umbridge> anyone know a gud server,anyone?
#154 [00:49] <Duck> 90
#155 [00:49] <Duck> BattleCraft
#156 [00:49] <Duck> Loads of fun
#157 [00:49] <umbridge> ip?
#158 [00:49] <Duck> whitelist
#159 [00:49] <Hexaholic> Might be ur CPU struggleing, to keep up, lol
#160 [00:50] <Duck> The problem isn't really general play
#161 [00:50] <Duck> its redstone
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#163 [00:50] <Duck> On the server I play redstone is a vital part
#164 [00:50] <Hexaholic> It lags when u mine redstone?
#165 [00:50] <Duck> no
#166 [00:50] <Duck> when I use it
#167 [00:50] <Duck> I have 30 fps walking along
#168 [00:50] <Duck> I hit a button to open my vault
#169 [00:50] <Duck> and boom 1 fps
#170 [00:50] <Duck> I cant move
#171 [00:51] <Hexaholic> Thattttt is weird
#172 [00:51] <Duck> after hitting all the buttons to open the door I open it and drop BELOW 1 fps and cant move in
#173 [00:51] * Hexaholic pokes Grey, any suggestions? :P
#173 [00:51] <Duck> Makes it so I cant get to my stuff
#174 [00:51] <umbridge> i know how to fix!!!!!
#175 [00:51] <Duck> Ive googled posted topics and it appears nobody has my problem
#176 [00:51] <company> mine just lags when i enter the game. anyway to solve the problem?
#177 [00:51] <Duck> whats up umbridge?
#178 [00:52] <umbridge> take off button and put lever
#179 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Hexaholic - No idea
#180 [00:52] <Duck> no umbridge
#181 [00:52] <Duck> Lol
#182 [00:52] <Hexaholic> company Are your video settings the same as duck's?
#183 [00:52] <umbridge> y
#184 [00:52] <Duck> On the server redstone locks are amazingly important
#185 [00:52] <umbridge> it could work
#186 [00:52] <Duck> and lever locks are sooooo easy to crack
#187 [00:52] <Duck> I can crack a lever lock in minutes
#188 [00:52] <umbridge> make secret room
#189 [00:53] <Duck> Sigh...
#190 [00:53] <Hexaholic> :L
#191 [00:53] <company> can anybdy tell me some hardware i can update to make minecraft initially faster?
#192 [00:53] <Duck> Anyways
#193 [00:53] <Duck> Yeah redstone
#194 [00:53] <Hexaholic> company, are you video settings like these? Put fog on, put ur video settings to this. Grphics: Fast, Smooth Lighting: OFF 3d Analyph: OFF Render Distance: Short Performance: MAX FPS View Bobbing: OFF
#195 [00:53] <Duck> I ask people who play on my server they say they get 20 fps but when they hit a button theres no change
#196 [00:53] <umbridge> take away door and put 2 sighns on left
#197 [00:53] <Duck> wheras I have 30
#198 [00:54] <Duck> and I drop to 1
#199 [00:54] <Duck> No umbridge...
#200 [00:54] <company> thanks hexa ill check
#201 [00:54] <Hexaholic> I am starting to fail at typeing, tierdness is getting to meeeeeee
#202 [00:54] <company> well,ahhh
#203 [00:54] <umbridge> then put pictureat least 2x2
#204 [00:54] <Hexaholic> ok company
#205 [00:54] <company> i pulled an allnighter last nite
#206 [00:54] <Duck> Umbridge people will xray
#207 [00:54] <Hexaholic> lol
#208 [00:54] <Duck> and find it
#209 [00:54] <company> im tired, but i slept most of the day
#210 [00:55] <company> ithink ill pull another'
#211 [00:55] <Hexaholic> =D
#212 [00:55] <Duck> Any ideas guys?
#213 [00:55] <Hexaholic> Lol
#214 [00:55] <Duck> I came here as Its labeled help :P
#215 [00:55] <Hexaholic> Not a clue duck, sorry
#216 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Duck - What video card do you have?
#217 [00:55] <Hexaholic> <----newbie techie :P
#218 [00:55] <company> hey how come my mouse wont let me go anywhere but this message center?
#219 [00:55] <Duck> I have an integrated intel card
#220 [00:55] <Duck> damned laptop...
#221 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Oi.
#222 [00:55] <Duck> yeah
#223 [00:56] <company> hey how come my mouse wont let me go anywhere but this message center?????
#224 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Not much you can do with that..
#225 [00:56] <Duck> but If i dont think its the video cards fault
#226 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> company - No idea
#227 [00:56] <Duck> Im pretty sure its not that though
#228 [00:56] <company> man
#229 [00:56] <Duck> seeing as I can get 30 fps
#230 [00:56] <company> well poop
#231 [00:56] <Hexaholic> You Minimized this chat company?
#232 [00:56] <Duck> but when I hit a button it just drops
#233 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Intel Integrated chipsets aren't known for their gaming capability
#234 [00:56] <company> no i cant
#235 [00:56] <Duck> I know I know
#236 [00:56] <Hexaholic> Um, then ur screwd :P
#237 [00:56] <company> it wont let me go to tabs or toolbar
#238 [00:56] <Hexaholic> Lol
#239 [00:57] <Hexaholic> Duck, what lappy do u have?
#240 [00:57] <Duck> Asus
#241 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. Have you tried binding Minecraft to a single core (if you're on a multicore laptop)
#242 [00:57] <Hexaholic> Ewwww
#243 [00:57] <Hexaholic> Sucky make =P
#244 [00:57] <umbridge> i bet i the only 1 here who has dragon skin
#245 [00:57] <Duck> ehmmm how?
#246 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Windows, yes?
#247 [00:57] <company> alt f4
#248 [00:57] <Duck> yeah
#249 [00:57] <company> ill bee back
#250 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Got minecraft running?
#251 [00:57] <Duck> yeah
#252 [00:58] <company> hey hexaholic stay one for meewillya
#253 [00:58] <company> ?
#254 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Ctrl+shift+esc to bring up the task manager. Go to the processes tab
#255 [00:58] <Duck> already there
#256 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Then, right click on javaw.exe and "Set affinity"
#257 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Set it to one core
#258 [00:58] <Hexaholic> Do u mean stay here company?
#259 [00:58] <company> i need that settingsfrom ya
#260 [00:58] <Hexaholic> Oh, yeah sure
#261 [00:58] <company> yes
#262 [00:58] <Duck> which one?
#263 [00:58] <company> ill be back
#264 [00:58] <Hexaholic> Ill try not to fall asleep :P
#265 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Any
#266 [00:59] <Duck> uhhh
#267 [00:59] <Duck> I dont want to mess this up..
#268 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> Duck - You won't
#269 [00:59] <Hexaholic> Lol
#270 [00:59] <Duck> is one better than the other?
#271 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> It'll reset itself when you relaunch minecraft anyways
#272 [00:59] <Duck> oh
#273 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> And no.
#274 [00:59] <Hexaholic> Grey is a geiuness!
#275 [00:59] <Hexaholic> I didnt even spell that right, did i?
#276 [00:59] <umbridge> can someone halp?
#277 [00:59] <Duck> ok let me check if it helped at all
#278 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> Most likely won't
#279 [01:00] <Hexaholic> How come his fps drops, but mine doesnt?
#280 [01:00] <Hexaholic> Doesnt make sense
#281 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> crappy intel chipset, most likely.
#282 [01:01] <Hexaholic> I have a intel chip to, on a notebook
#283 [01:01] <Duck> didnt help
#284 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, um.
#285 [01:01] <Hexaholic> Card name: Intel(R) HD Graphics
#286 [01:01] <Duck> Ive googled this
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#289 [01:01] <Duck> It appears im the only person on the internet
#290 [01:01] <Duck> with this problem
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#292 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> Hexaholic - Your intel HD graphics is years ahead of any of the other intel chipsets other people use
#293 [01:01] <mib_i7k2bb> when i try to start the game in the browser i get a black screen...
#294 [01:02] <Hexaholic> Oh right, i knew that, lol
#295 [01:02] <company> whats up
#296 [01:02] <mib_i7k2bb> can any1 help me?
#297 [01:02] <company> fixed it
#298 [01:02] <umbridge> 80.202.254.189:25565 someone go there and un ban BrandonsonlinID pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#299 [01:02] <Hexaholic> Yay!
#300 [01:02] <company> :)
#301 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - No, stop asking.
#302 [01:03] <Duck> GreyVulpnine - I wish I could go and yell at Notch "FIX MY MINECRAFT! NAO!
#303 [01:03] <mib_i7k2bb> can some1 help me when i try to play the game on the browser it gives me a black screen
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#305 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Duck - How much RAM do you say you had?
#306 [01:03] <Duck> 4 gigs
#307 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_i7k2bb - Did it work before?
#308 [01:03] <mib_i7k2bb> yes
#309 [01:03] <Hexaholic> Company, is ur MC working now?
#310 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Hmm, how much free? (task manager -> performance -> physical memory -> free)
#311 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_i7k2bb win/reinst
#312 [01:03] <VoxelHead> mib_i7k2bb: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#313 [01:03] <VoxelHead> mib_i7k2bb: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#314 [01:04] <Hexaholic> Your bot has weird ?? commands lol
#315 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> Not my bot
#316 [01:04] <Duck> 686 grey
#317 [01:04] <Hexaholic> I know :P but stil lol
#318 [01:04] <Duck> im running a few things in the background at
#319 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> That should still be plenty..
#320 [01:04] <Duck> atm*
#321 [01:04] <Duck> I normally have them off though
#322 [01:04] <company> ...
#323 [01:04] <Duck> Ive had this problem for a month now
#324 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Does this happen on other servers, or even offline SP as well?
#325 [01:05] <Duck> yeah everywhere
#326 [01:05] <company> then download it mib
#327 [01:05] <company> yes its loading
#328 [01:05] <company> okay, hexa, can i have the settings
#329 [01:05] <Duck> It wasnt like this back in 1.3 and stuff
#330 [01:05] <Duck> Its been recent
#331 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Strange, I haven't heard of this issue before at all.
#332 [01:05] <Duck> yeah ikr
#333 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> You said you were running mods?
#334 [01:05] <Duck> no
#335 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> Oh.
#336 [01:05] <Duck> well I installed optimine and optifog
#337 [01:06] <mib_i7k2bb> its not letting me delete the bin part
#338 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> == mods
#339 [01:06] <Duck> to try it as a suggestion
#340 [01:06] <Duck> but it didnt help
#341 [01:06] <company> hexa?
#342 [01:06] <Hexaholic> oh yeah sorry, was killing someone :P
#343 [01:06] <Hexaholic> fog on, put ur video settings to this. Grphics: Fast, Smooth Lighting: OFF 3d Analyph: OFF Render Distance: Short Performance: MAX FPS View Bobbing: OFF
#344 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Could you completely remove .minecraft (except for saves) and try a clean minecraft install?
#345 [01:06] <Duck> Out of the 100+ people on the server who deal with redstone daily none of them have heard of this problem
#346 [01:06] <Duck> tried it
#347 [01:06] <Hexaholic> Duck, Buy a new laptop!
#348 [01:06] <Duck> im buying a new computer in 2 weeks
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#350 [01:07] <Duck> im building it myself so it should be pretty good
#351 [01:07] <Hexaholic> Buy an i3, they are Win!
#352 [01:07] <Duck> but nevermind that
#353 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> I haven't heard of this problem, and I've been doing #minecrafthelp for almost 9-10 months
#354 [01:07] <Duck> yeah
#355 [01:07] <Duck> isnt it wonderful
#356 [01:07] <Duck> as I said earlier
#357 [01:07] <Duck> Im the only person on the whole internet
#358 [01:07] <Duck> with this problem
#359 [01:07] <Kealper> wut
#360 [01:07] <hightouch> Hellooooooo, looking for help with memory overflow issues on a Windows install
#361 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Kealper - Redstone causes FPS to drop to 1
#362 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> SP or SMP, intel graphics
#363 [01:08] <Kealper> that is quite odd
#364 [01:08] <Duck> tbh I bet notch couldnt fix this
#365 [01:08] <xales> GreyVulpine: CPU?
#366 [01:08] <company> got it thanks
#367 [01:08] * GreyVulpine pokes Duck
#367 [01:08] * Kealper has never heard of this either
#367 [01:08] <company> how much fog?
#368 [01:08] <Duck> Notch would be like "Idk gg my game is fail"
#369 [01:08] <Hexaholic> Um
#370 [01:08] <Hexaholic> So u cant see far, should reduce lag
#371 [01:08] <Hexaholic> and give more fps
#372 [01:08] <xales> Duck: What CPU does your computer have?
#373 [01:09] <Duck> intel i3
#374 [01:09] <Hexaholic> :L
#375 [01:09] <Hexaholic> Same as me!
#376 [01:09] <Duck> cool.
#377 [01:09] <Hexaholic> But, ur useing 80-90% of ur cpu, aint you?
#378 [01:09] <xales> Duck: Is Minecraft using 100% CPU when it drops to 1FPS?
#379 [01:09] <Duck> Beats me
#380 [01:09] <Duck> let me check
#381 [01:10] <Duck> Nope
#382 [01:10] <Hexaholic> most i use on my cpu, is 40%, and thats on MC
#383 [01:10] <Duck> it stays the same
#384 [01:10] <Duck> im at 30%
#385 [01:10] <Duck> and it stayed there
#386 [01:11] <Hexaholic> Mhm
#387 [01:12] <Hexaholic> May be ur gpu, cant handle the redstone, lol
#388 [01:12] <xales> Duck: What, if any, mods are you using?
#389 [01:12] <Duck> optimine and optifog
#390 [01:12] <Duck> a friend suggested it might help
#391 [01:12] <Duck> it didnt
#392 [01:12] <xales> Try reinstalling Java
#393 [01:12] <company> okay, that didnt really work.know of anything else? minecraft spomke of updating my hardware
#394 [01:13] <company> how do i do that?
#395 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> company - Did minecraft tell you to update your hardware, or your video drivers?
#396 [01:14] <company> hardware
#397 [01:14] <company> but idk how
#398 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> company - What exactly does it say?
#399 [01:15] <company> one sec
#400 [01:15] <Duck> Tried it
#401 [01:15] <Duck> many times xales
#402 [01:15] <Duck> MANY times
#403 [01:16] <Hexaholic> Duck, when u reinstalled java, did u REMOVE ALL other java softwear?
#404 [01:16] <xales> Duck: If you have an antivirus program or similar, try adding Minecraft as an exception or just disabling it altogether remporarily
#405 [01:16] <Duck> yes hex I removed all of it
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#407 [01:16] <kiichiro> Hey
#408 [01:16] <Hexaholic> mmm ok
#409 [01:16] <Duck> ill try that xales
#410 [01:17] <Hexaholic> Company, What was the problem u was having with mc again?
#411 [01:17] <Duck> It doesent let me add things
#412 [01:17] <Duck> I can only add things when it thinks theres a problem
#413 [01:17] <Duck> Itll be like "OMG PROBLEM" "WANNA add it to the list?"
#414 [01:18] <Hexaholic> Lol
#415 [01:18] <Hexaholic> then dissable it
#416 [01:18] <Hexaholic> for time being
#417 [01:18] <company> it was just extremely laggy
#418 [01:18] <Duck> didnt help
#419 [01:18] <kiichiro> I recieve an error message while trying to run the linux minecraft, I have the most updated Java and to my knowledge have the most updated graphics card, I was able to run it, reformatted so I started off fresh, got all my stuff (java,updates, etc) and now minecraft won't run
#420 [01:19] <company> to the point whereit makes it impossible to play
#421 [01:19] <Hexaholic> company ah yeah thats right, how much ram do u have?
#422 [01:19] <company> how mych what?
#423 [01:19] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#424 [01:19] <Hexaholic> Ram, memory
#425 [01:19] <TheNytangel> Erm
#426 [01:19] <company> on my computer?
#427 [01:19] <Hexaholic> Yes
#428 [01:20] <company> how do u find out
#429 [01:20] <TheNytangel> Can someone help me? I don't know what to do and somebody just rang the doorbell twice at 12:16 AM..
#430 [01:20] <TheNytangel> I'm scared, what if they break in and kill me? :(
#431 [01:20] <Hexaholic> company what windows are u running, xp, 7 or vista?
#432 [01:21] <Duck> "Notch Joins Channel" "Duck: NOTCH I has problem redstone crashes me to 1fps!" "Notch: have you tried reinstalling java?" "Duck: Only 30 times" "Notch: EHhhhhhhhh.... I quit"
#433 [01:21] <Hexaholic> LOL
#434 [01:21] <Hexaholic> Bad voxe!
#435 [01:21] <Duck> thats not cool
#436 [01:21] <Duck> give me owner
#437 [01:21] <company> by running u mean which do i have?
#438 [01:21] <Duck> and then take it
#439 [01:21] <Hexaholic> Yes company
#440 [01:21] <TheNytangel> I feel slightly safer, somebody was honking their horn for 1 second
#441 [01:21] <company> okit says on a stciker i havewindows xp
#442 [01:22] <Duck> The Official minecraft help IRC cant solve my problem, LOL moment.
#443 [01:22] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#444 [01:22] <TheNytangel> I'm attempting to learn Java as we speak ;)
#445 [01:22] <company> was it a creeper thenytangel? :)
#446 [01:22] <Hexaholic> company, go to start, and in the box at the bottom, type run
#447 [01:22] <TheNytangel> Lol company
#448 [01:23] <TheNytangel> I don't know
#449 [01:23] <company> its gonna blow!
#450 [01:23] <TheNytangel> I dun want my laptop blown up, I just got it.. 2 days ago
#451 [01:23] <Duck> So who wants to ask notch bout my problem?
#452 [01:23] <umbridge> green things that go boom when u try to pet them
#453 [01:23] <Hexaholic> Duck Its ur GPU, thats all it can be
#454 [01:23] <company> yeep
#455 [01:23] <Duck> no way man
#456 [01:23] <company> ok hexa
#457 [01:23] <company> then what
#458 [01:23] <Duck> It doesent increase to 100%
#459 [01:23] <Hexaholic> company u got another box pop up yes?
#460 [01:24] <umbridge> how do u catch a ghast?
#461 [01:24] <company> yup
#462 [01:24] <Duck> therefore its NOT my gpu
#463 [01:24] <Hexaholic> do u know what ur gpu is?
#464 [01:24] <Hexaholic> lol
#465 [01:24] <TheNytangel> Ok, Ima go back to learning Java, if someone needs me, which they won't, pm me or something
#466 [01:24] <company> no
#467 [01:24] <Hexaholic> company type in Dxdiag
#468 [01:24] <Duck> What is gpu?
#469 [01:24] <kiichiro> Can someone help me with a minecraft/linux issue or is everyone busy
#470 [01:25] <company> k it pops up in a new window
#471 [01:25] <Hexaholic> GPU = Graphic Process Unit
#472 [01:25] <Duck> uhm...
#473 [01:25] <Hexaholic> Means its your grpahics card
#474 [01:25] <Duck> Doubt it
#475 [01:25] <Hexaholic> Not Cpu, lol
#476 [01:25] <Duck> Ive got 1 gig of video ram
#477 [01:25] <Duck> Im pretty sure thats good
#478 [01:25] <company> says do u wantdxdiag to check somethin idk
#479 [01:25] <Hexaholic> Doesnt matter, theres only so much these laptops can take
#480 [01:25] <Hexaholic> company click yes
#481 [01:25] <Duck> I run wow 60 gps
#482 [01:25] <Duck> fps*
#483 [01:25] <company> ok
#484 [01:26] <Duck> anything else you want to say?
#485 [01:26] <company> nutin happened
#486 [01:26] <company> wait
#487 [01:26] <company> yestheres somethin
#488 [01:26] <Hexaholic> Duck, as i was told, wow is a solid game, MC is generateing thousands of blocks all the time
#489 [01:26] <Duck> MEH
#490 [01:26] <company> its like an options menu
#491 [01:26] <Duck> the server has fully generated
#492 [01:26] <Duck> its bordered
#493 [01:26] <Duck> so everything is already gened
#494 [01:27] <company> itssays sound 1,2,,3,4,5 etc.
#495 [01:27] <Hexaholic> Duck, nope, apprently it carrys on
#496 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> Your computer is still rendering chunks around it.
#497 [01:27] <Duck> Nope
#498 [01:27] <Duck> Ive asked
#499 [01:27] <company> okay
#500 [01:27] <Hexaholic> ^see
#501 [01:27] <Duck> Yeah I know
#502 [01:27] <company> hexaholic
#503 [01:27] <company> i need ur help
#504 [01:27] <Duck> If I sit here for an hour
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#506 [01:27] <Duck> and let ALL chunks load
#507 [01:27] <Hexaholic> Sorry company, lol
#508 [01:27] <Duck> It deoesent change anything
#509 [01:27] <Hexaholic> company did u save the dxdiag notpade to ur desktop?
#510 [01:27] <company> its k
#511 [01:27] <Hexaholic> Notepad* cant type
#512 [01:28] <company> um, how?
#513 [01:28] <Hexaholic> When u click on "Save all information" Another box should appear, for u to save it
#514 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> Duck - The map is not static, the server continuously sends chunk updates to your client to re-render
#515 [01:28] <Duck> Notch ---> (*-*) c= c-----l <--- Gun
#516 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> Triggering redstone forces a chunk update, that your computer is most likely, not able to handle
#517 [01:29] <Duck> but it is
#518 [01:29] <Duck> Im telling you
#519 [01:29] <Hexaholic> company done it?
#520 [01:29] <company> ok savedd in desktop
#521 [01:29] <Duck> i can run minecraft faster than others
#522 [01:29] <Duck> and they dont crash
#523 [01:29] <company> i have 512 mb ram
#524 [01:29] <Hexaholic> company Now go find the Dxdiag, notepad, and open it
#525 [01:29] <Hexaholic> WUT O.o
#526 [01:29] <Hexaholic> That, is why u are lagging, lol
#527 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> And I'm telling you, I've seen minecraft take laptops with intel integrated graphics to its kneess
#528 [01:29] <xales> Duck: Uh, well, 1FPS isn't particularly fast
#529 [01:29] <Duck> this guy has 512 and HE doesent crash with redstone
#530 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> knees*
#531 [01:29] <Duck> xales
#532 [01:30] <company> so do i delete some stuff?
#533 [01:30] <Hexaholic> Duck, hes crashing all the time, lol
#534 [01:30] <Duck> 1 fps is only when I hit redstone
#535 [01:30] <Duck> other time its 30 fps
#536 [01:30] <Duck> not 1
#537 [01:30] <xales> Duck: 30FPS isn't particularly fast either...but whatever
#538 [01:30] <Hexaholic> Company, i think its time for an upgrade, did MC run ok when u first got it? or did it lag?
#539 [01:30] <Duck> yeah I know
#540 [01:31] <company> well its always lagged on my laptop, i playedit at school and it was fine, my dads house it was fine
#541 [01:31] <xales> company: Your computer is far too old to run Minecraft properly; if you want it to work right, it's time to think about getting a new one
#542 [01:31] <Duck> yeah xales
#543 [01:31] <company> but computer r expensive...
#544 [01:31] <Hexaholic> Yah, u need to get a new pc my friend 512mb wont run MC, max u could run it on is about 2gb
#545 [01:31] <Duck> lol
#546 [01:31] <Duck> I refuse to believe its my computes
#547 [01:31] <Hexaholic> xD
#548 [01:32] <Duck> this is lies
#549 [01:32] <xales> Duck: So, what else is it then?
#550 [01:32] <kiichiro> Duck what kind of RAM and Processor, and Video ram even
#551 [01:32] <Duck> uhmm
#552 [01:32] <Duck> I dont know
#553 [01:32] <Hexaholic> Duck, whats ur laptop model? Asus what?
#554 [01:32] <company> ok,welli dont even think this computer started with 2 gb
#555 [01:32] <kiichiro> what operating system are you running
#556 [01:32] <Duck> Ehm..
#557 [01:32] * mib_jlw8tm [mib_jlw8tm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#558 [01:32] <Duck> im on win 32 bit
#559 [01:32] <company> ...
#560 [01:32] <xales> company: RAM doesn't go down over time. It's a physical component of your computer
#561 [01:32] <kiichiro> windows xp?
#562 [01:32] <Duck> I dont kno which asus it is
#563 [01:32] <xales> ??> Duck win/dxdiag
#564 [01:32] <VoxelHead> Duck: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#565 [01:32] <Duck> win 7
#566 [01:33] <VoxelHead> Duck: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#567 [01:33] <company> which computer would u reccomend
#568 [01:33] <xales> company: Anything new that isn't a netbook
#569 [01:33] <Hexaholic> Duck run dxdiag, will tell u what model u have
#570 [01:33] <xales> ideally, a desktop
#571 [01:33] <Hexaholic> Im useing a notecook (:
#572 [01:33] <mib_jlw8tm> hello
#573 [01:33] <Hexaholic> Quadcore 4gb ram baby!
#574 [01:33] <xales> mib_jlw8tm: You are currently using the nick "mib_jlw8tm", I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#575 [01:33] <company> ahh but i like laotops
#576 [01:33] <Duck> Hexa U50F
#577 [01:33] <TheNytangel> My laptop has 4 GB of ram
#578 [01:34] <TheNytangel> As does my desktop
#579 [01:34] <xales> company: If you want to run it on a laptop, you'll have to get a medium to high-end laptop, a crappy netbook won't work
#580 [01:34] <company> damn!
#581 [01:34] <TheNytangel> And I survived another tutorial..
#582 [01:34] <xales> Duck: Can you follow these instructions, please?
#583 [01:34] * Kurimus [Kurimus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#584 [01:34] <xales> ??> Duck win/dxdiag
#585 [01:34] <VoxelHead> Duck: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#586 [01:34] <VoxelHead> Duck: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#587 [01:34] <Duck> its loeading xales
#588 [01:34] <kiichiro> Duck type in RAM in the search and it should tell you about your ram and processor
#589 [01:34] <xales> okay then
#590 [01:34] <Duck> im trying
#591 [01:34] <TheNytangel> And I have to pee. I don't want to go into the hallway so I am going to go to bed and forget about peeing
#592 [01:34] <Hexaholic> Duck, urs is a dual score,
#593 [01:34] <mib_jlw8tm> hello
#594 [01:34] <Hexaholic> core* fail lol
#595 [01:35] <TheNytangel> Hi mib_jlw8tm
#596 [01:35] <xales> mib_jlw8tm: You are currently using the nick "mib_jlw8tm", I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#597 [01:35] <company> aight ima go delete some stuff< get 2gb memory
#598 [01:35] <TheNytangel> HAHAHAHA
#599 [01:35] <kiichiro> company,
#600 [01:35] <company> ill still be on though
#601 [01:35] <TheNytangel> 2 GB of memory
#602 [01:35] <xales> company: You can't magically get more memory by deleting things
#603 [01:35] <xales> wrong kind of memory
#604 [01:35] <kiichiro> company, deleting stuff won't give more memory,
#605 [01:35] <Duck> http://pastebin.com/aY8VBAMw Go nuts
#606 [01:35] <TheNytangel> You have to buy RAM
#607 [01:35] <kiichiro> there is memory and there is hard drive space
#608 [01:35] <Hexaholic> company On your dxdiag notepad, can u tell me the model number and make of ur laptop? :)
#609 [01:36] <kiichiro> or use virtual ram TheNytangel
#610 [01:36] <company> wreally?
#611 [01:36] <umbridge> still waiting
#612 [01:36] <TheNytangel> :o
#613 [01:36] <TheNytangel> You mean like pirating ram off of the internet?
#614 [01:36] <kiichiro> no
#615 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, everybody uses www.downloadmoreram.com/ nowadays
#616 [01:36] <TheNytangel> Lol
#617 [01:36] <TheNytangel> Shh...
#618 [01:36] <Kealper> http://downloadmoreram.com/
#619 [01:36] <Kealper> GREY
#620 [01:36] <kiichiro> as in on windows xp at least right click my computer, go to hardware devices and choose to add virtual ram
#621 [01:36] * TheNytangel goes to downloadmoreram.com
#621 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> Ninja'd
#622 [01:36] <company> wheres thoseinfo
#623 [01:37] <company> i dont see model number
#624 [01:37] <kiichiro> I'm going there for laughs
#625 [01:37] <xales> kiichiro: The game wouldn't run on 512MB at all without swap
#626 [01:37] <company> system model is latitude d800
#627 [01:37] <Hexaholic> company Its at the top, where it says System Model:
#628 [01:37] <TheNytangel> Holy crap
#629 [01:37] <TheNytangel> Is it safe to get this?
#630 [01:37] <Hexaholic> Daym :o
#631 [01:37] <kiichiro> virtual ram=swap memory, nytangel,
#632 [01:38] <kiichiro> sure TheNytangel it's downloaded right? jk can't download ram
#633 [01:38] <Duck> Im downloading more ram as we speak
#634 [01:38] <company> on what box?
#635 [01:38] <TheNytangel> I knew it
#636 [01:38] <Hexaholic> Company, sorry, but you will need to buy another laptop, with better specs inorder ro play MC
#637 [01:38] <company> i dont see system model
#638 [01:38] <TheNytangel> So you can't download this ram..
#639 [01:38] <Hexaholic> to*
#640 [01:38] * kiichiro facepalm
#640 [01:39] <Hexaholic> That is why u are lagging my friend
#641 [01:39] <kiichiro> odds are downloading ram will give viruses due to you can't download ram
#642 [01:39] <company> haha
#643 [01:39] <company> agreed
#644 [01:39] <Duck> nowai
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#646 [01:39] <Hexaholic> Random Access Memory (RAM) provides space for your computer to read and write data to be accessed by the CPU (central processing unit). When people refer to a computer's memory, they usually mean its RAM.
#647 [01:39] <Duck> so xales
#648 [01:39] <Duck> whatcha think?
#649 [01:40] <xales> Duck: Uh, it's probably the GPU
#650 [01:40] <Duck> lies
#651 [01:40] <company> well ima go live with my dad come the end of the summer get myn own laptop oblem solved. any ideas to what i can play b4 that?
#652 [01:40] * mib_6s61uh [mib_6s61uh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#653 [01:40] <mib_6s61uh> Hey
#654 [01:40] <company> preferably a fun game
#655 [01:40] <mib_6s61uh> Am I able to try the game out without purchasing it?
#656 [01:40] <xales> company: Nothing that came out in the last 6 years or so
#657 [01:40] <xales> ??> mib_6s61uh demo
#658 [01:40] <VoxelHead> mib_6s61uh: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#659 [01:40] <VoxelHead> mib_6s61uh: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#660 [01:40] <company> ok
#661 [01:40] <Hexaholic> Nah Duck, it isnt, Your cpu may be struggleing to cope with the game
#662 [01:40] <umbridge> hexaholic im starting to think u were wrong
#663 [01:41] <TheNytangel> ??> TheNytangel RAM
#664 [01:41] <company> any games?
#665 [01:41] <Hexaholic> About what umbridge?
#666 [01:41] <xales> Hexaholic: That CPU would handle it fine
#667 [01:41] <TheNytangel> Fu VoxelHead
#668 [01:41] <Duck> the name of the IRC is a hipocracy this place isnt very helpful at all!
#669 [01:41] <xales> company: Again, nothing that came out within the last 6 years or so
#670 [01:41] <TheNytangel> ??> Index
#671 [01:41] <TheNytangel> ??faq
#672 [01:41] <mib_jlw8tm> :D:P:s:)
#673 [01:41] <company> b4 that?
#674 [01:41] <umbridge> 3 to 6 hrs
#675 [01:41] <xales> Duck: We told you what the problem is, you don't have to agree with it
#676 [01:41] <TheNytangel> ??faq TheNytangel index
#677 [01:41] <company> idc if its nre
#678 [01:41] <company> new
#679 [01:41] <Hexaholic> xales, sorry im half asleep, ment the gpu
#680 [01:41] <TheNytangel> >:(
#681 [01:41] <Duck> Yeah telling me the problem does NOT help
#682 [01:41] <TheNytangel> Forget it
#683 [01:41] <mib_jlw8tm> :O:(:):D:/:O
#684 [01:41] <TheNytangel> I'm going to bed
#685 [01:41] <TheNytangel> Bye
#686 [01:42] <Duck> Fixing it HELPS
#687 [01:42] <xales> Duck: So, what do you want us to do? Buy you a better laptop?
#688 [01:42] <Duck> thatd be nice
#689 [01:42] <xales> ??> Duck attitude
#690 [01:42] <VoxelHead> Duck: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#691 [01:42] <VoxelHead> Duck: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#692 [01:42] <company> hexaholic, anything before 6 yrs
#693 [01:42] <TheNytangel> !wiki Minecraft
#694 [01:42] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft
#695 [01:42] <GreyBot> Minecraft is a sandbox building indie video game written in Java originally by Swedish creator Markus "Notch" Persson and now by his company, Mojang, formed from the proceeds of the game. It was released on May 17, 2009, with a Beta on December 20, 2010. Official releases for iOS and Android are currently in development to be released later in 2011 along with a
#696 [01:42] <GreyBot> full version of the game; the Android release will be temporarily exclusive to the Xperia Play. A version of the game for the Xbox 360 with Kinect support is under development by 4J Studios.
#697 [01:42] <Hexaholic> umbridge, I told you i wasnt sure about the time
#698 [01:42] <TheNytangel> Dang it
#699 [01:42] <mib_jlw8tm> HELLO
#700 [01:42] <TheNytangel> It didn't kick GreyBot this time..
#701 [01:42] <TheNytangel> HI
#702 [01:42] <TheNytangel> HOW ARE YOU?
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#704 [01:42] <xales> mib_jlw8tm: You are currently using the nick "mib_jlw8tm", I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#705 [01:42] <company> hexa?
#706 [01:42] <Hexaholic> umbridge They recive tons of email's from people, give its a day, or 2
#707 [01:42] <Hexaholic> Yes company?
#708 [01:43] <Duck> So my attitude is a problem? Maybe I wouldnt have attitude if you HELPED
#709 [01:43] <company> anything b4 6 yrs?
#710 [01:43] <TheNytangel> Duck: You need a better computer
#711 [01:43] <TheNytangel> Done
#712 [01:43] <xales> Duck: Again, we told you what the problem is. There is literally nothing else we can do
#713 [01:43] <Hexaholic> Yeah, but a decentish laptop, lol
#714 [01:43] <Hexaholic> buy*
#715 [01:43] <Hexaholic> ffs
#716 [01:43] <Duck> My laptop was 800$ dont tell me its bad
#717 [01:43] <Hexaholic> Stopid bot >.<
#718 [01:43] <umbridge> how much emils r in a ton
#719 [01:43] <mib_jlw8tm> I THINK I DELETED SOMETHING IN THE MINECRAFT FOLDER IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN REGAIN IT.
#720 [01:43] <Hexaholic> Duck, you got ripped off
#721 [01:43] <kiichiro> well hate to say it but odds are it is. and infinite
#722 [01:44] <TheNytangel> Mine was $500 and has 4 GB of ram and almost 500 GB of space in the C drive
#723 [01:44] <kiichiro> mib_jlw8tm, check your trashbin
#724 [01:44] <Kealper> mib_jlw8tm: stop talking in caps, please
#725 [01:44] <Duck> baught it from bestbuy
#726 [01:44] <xales> Duck: Your laptop's GPU is bad, everything else is fine. You probably had an option to upgrade it, and didn't
#727 [01:44] <xales> Well, there you go
#728 [01:44] <Hexaholic> ^5
#729 [01:44] <Duck> Where did U get an option?
#730 [01:44] <Duck> Ill take it!
#731 [01:44] <kiichiro> either that went to a shady dealer?
#732 [01:44] <xales> You should always buy electronics from the manufacturer
#733 [01:44] <Duck> I*
#734 [01:44] <TheNytangel> xales, where do I find my GPU?
#735 [01:44] <company> what? i just want a game to play! any suggestions???
#736 [01:44] <xales> TheNytangel: What do you mean?
#737 [01:44] <Hexaholic> not sure company, lol sorry
#738 [01:44] <TheNytangel> xales, where do I find my GPU?
#739 [01:44] <TheNytangel> :P
#740 [01:44] <Duck> where can I get an update
#741 [01:44] <xales> company: That's rather outside the scope of this channel, and we are quite busy with other people at the moment. Maybe try Google?
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#743 [01:44] <mib_jlw8tm> I CAN TIPE IN CAP ALL THE FUCK I WANT
#744 [01:45] <xales> Duck: You can't
#745 [01:45] <kiichiro> it's not an update, it's a purchase
#746 [01:45] * xales kicked mib_jlw8tm from #minecrafthelp (Reason: 7/16" of an inch is all you need to move your finger to not sound like an idiot: http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
#747 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> Dang
#748 [01:45] <company> good idea
#749 [01:45] <kiichiro> lolz
#750 [01:45] <Kealper> damnit
#751 [01:45] <company> thanks xales
#752 [01:45] <kiichiro> loved that xales
#753 [01:45] <Mnei_Ubp> Hello, I just bought and downloaded minecraft. Is the download supposed to be only the .exe file? Both the .exe file and my internet browser programs all auto-close immediately each time that I try to run Minecraft.
#754 [01:45] * mib_jlw8tm [mib_jlw8tm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#755 [01:45] <Hexaholic> Oh look, Grey talks :P
#756 [01:46] * GreyVulpine shakes fist at Hexaholic
#756 [01:46] <mib_jlw8tm> HELLO
#757 [01:46] <TheNytangel> Hi GreyVulpine :D
#758 [01:46] <xales> Mnei_Ubp: The .exe file downloads the rest of the game to the Application Data folder
#759 [01:46] <Duck> So xales what can I donwload / do to fix this?
#760 [01:46] <TheNytangel> Omfg, just up mib_jlw8tm
#761 [01:46] <Kealper> mib_jlw8tm: if you want to be immature about something, here is not the place
#762 [01:46] <Duck> BESIDES PAYING 500$ to get a new computer
#763 [01:46] <Kealper> mib_jlw8tm: if you want help, here is the place
#764 [01:46] * xales kicked mib_jlw8tm from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I am tired of the fucking immature brats who use this channel. If you can't even pretend to be mature, do the world a favor and kill yourself.)
#765 [01:46] <kiichiro> Duck, you just need to buy more gpu
#766 [01:46] <TheNytangel> Duck, my dad got me this laptop for my birthday.. :(
#767 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> kiichiro - Not going to happen on a laptop
#768 [01:46] <Hexaholic> Mnei_Ubp, Uninstall all java programs, and reinstall the new version of java, that can be found at http://www.java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#769 [01:46] <Duck> you guys are talking to these mib guys... I cant even see them talking
#770 [01:47] <kiichiro> well than only option stop buying laptops for gaming?
#771 [01:47] <Kealper> ^
#772 [01:47] <TheNytangel> Alienware ftw
#773 [01:47] <Duck> there has to be something I can do thats FREE
#774 [01:47] <TheNytangel> No, duck
#775 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> Duck - Nope
#776 [01:47] <xales> Duck: Again, it's like trying to make a car fly. For FREE
#777 [01:47] <TheNytangel> Nothing is free these days
#778 [01:48] <Duck> That sounds good xales
#779 [01:48] <Kealper> what is his GPU, anyways?
#780 [01:48] <kiichiro> wait, I switched to xubuntu and my computer handles it better
#781 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> But.. my car flies for free.
#782 [01:48] <Duck> idk keal
#783 [01:48] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: once
#784 [01:48] <kiichiro> so downgrade/switch operating systems
#785 [01:48] <Duck> I honestly do not know
#786 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes, but it flew!
#787 [01:48] <xales> Kealper: Core i3 integrated
#788 [01:48] <Mnei_Ubp> Xales / Hexaholic, thanks a lot, I'll let you know if that gets it working.
#789 [01:48] <Kealper> eeewwww
#790 [01:48] <xales> Kealper: A whomping 64MB of VRAM!
#791 [01:48] <Hexaholic> Mnei_Ubp Goodluck
#792 [01:48] <Kealper> \o/
#793 [01:48] <kiichiro> who stole my old comp
#794 [01:48] <kiichiro> seriously my computer right besides me has that
#795 [01:48] * Hexaholic runs
#795 [01:48] <Duck> xales I have 1 gig of vram
#796 [01:49] <xales> Duck: No, you don't
#797 [01:49] <Duck> yeah I do
#798 [01:49] <xales> Dedicated Memory: 64 MB
#799 [01:49] <xales> Unless I can't read, that's 64MB
#800 [01:49] <kiichiro> vram is virtual ram
#801 [01:49] <Duck> No If I go to this website
#802 [01:49] <xales> vram is video RAM
#803 [01:49] <Kealper> kiichiro: video ram
#804 [01:49] <xales> swap is virtual RAM
#805 [01:49] <kiichiro> ah
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#807 [01:49] <Duck> it says
#808 [01:49] <Duck> I have a gig
#809 [01:49] <Duck> its like can you run it
#810 [01:49] <Duck> ill put in chat
#811 [01:49] <xales> Duck: That's wonderful. It's wrong, then
#812 [01:49] <kiichiro> I always thought it was Vram=virtual, eh Iunnno it's like 2 am and got 6 hours of sleep
#813 [01:49] <Duck> http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/
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#815 [01:49] <Duck> that website
#816 [01:50] <Duck> says I have 1 gig
#817 [01:50] <xales> Duck: Your card has 1GB of >shared< RAM, which it borrows from the system's RAM
#818 [01:50] * Kealper looks at his watch
#818 [01:50] <xales> however, this is extremely slow
#819 [01:50] <xales> like, orders of magnitude slower than the on-card memory
#820 [01:50] <Kealper> i think i'm going to steal that kick message from you
#821 [01:51] <xales> not to mention the other things your card will be lacking
#822 [01:51] <xales> like pixel pipelines, ALUs, caches...
#823 [01:51] <TheNytangel> xales: is this good? http://pastebin.com/UAccbYWL
#824 [01:51] <Hexaholic> I cant find my VRam >.<
#825 [01:51] <xales> TheNytangel: It's...marginally better than Duck's
#826 [01:51] <TheNytangel> :D
#827 [01:52] <Duck> Meh
#828 [01:52] <Kealper> -!- Irssi: Alias caps added
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#832 [01:52] <Kealper> ok, works
#833 [01:52] <TheNytangel> Wut
#834 [01:53] <toolkid789> for some reason i can't get my character to move I went into control options and whenever I try to change the key's it chooses random key's every time I change it
#835 [01:53] <Kealper> for kicking people who think it's cool to scream in caps
#836 [01:53] <TheNytangel> Dun kick me, I was the first person other than you to use your draw program :(
#837 [01:53] <TheNytangel> I think
#838 [01:53] <TheNytangel> :P
#839 [01:53] <Kealper> no, i had a few others help me test it while i was making it lol
#840 [01:53] <TheNytangel> Erm.. 3rd?
#841 [01:53] <TheNytangel> 5th?
#842 [01:53] <Kealper> like 4-5th
#843 [01:53] <Kealper> lol
#844 [01:53] <Hexaholic> xales?
#845 [01:53] <TheNytangel> Hmph
#846 [01:54] <xales> ?
#847 [01:54] <Duck> Lies all lies
#848 [01:54] <Hexaholic> Hows mine? :S http://pastebin.com/tBz3B9Gk
#849 [01:54] <Duck> I got a fist dedicated to your ass!
#850 [01:54] <Kealper> Duck: do you mind?
#851 [01:54] <xales> same as TheNytangel
#852 [01:54] <Hexaholic> ah
#853 [01:54] <Hexaholic> Hehehe, he has the downgrade of mine :P
#854 [01:54] <Hexaholic> Mine more pro
#855 [01:55] <xales> http://xales.info/~xales/cpu.txt
#856 [01:55] <xales> \o/
#857 [01:55] <Hexaholic> mines*
#858 [01:55] <TheNytangel> Lol
#859 [01:55] <TheNytangel> I saw that
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#861 [01:55] <Hexaholic> Offt, i had that cpu in my old desktop!!!
#862 [01:55] <TheNytangel> ..?
#863 [01:55] <Reaper> inecraftCan anyone help me out with bukkit?
#864 [01:55] <xales> Reaper: #bukkit can
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#866 [01:56] <Reaper> I am completely confused
#867 [01:56] <Reaper> k
#868 [01:56] <TheNytangel> Maybe me, but I'm not in #bukkit
#869 [01:56] <TheNytangel> :P
#870 [01:56] <Reaper> thx
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#872 [01:56] <TheNytangel> >:o
#873 [01:56] <TheNytangel> So you just leave me when I say I can help?
#874 [01:56] <TheNytangel> Loser..
#875 [01:56] <Hexaholic> Lol, poor company dude.
#876 [01:57] <Kealper> http://pastebin.com/8v5Xwcbj sehr gut, ya?
#877 [01:57] <Kealper> ja*
#878 [01:57] <xales> Too bad I turned my desktop off
#879 [01:57] <Kealper> shut up xales, i don't want to hear it lol
#880 [01:57] <Hexaholic> You show off
#881 [01:57] <Hexaholic> :P
#882 [01:57] <kiichiro> can someone help me?
#883 [01:57] <xales> dxdiag needs to be like lspci
#884 [01:57] <xales> in other words, less shitty
#885 [01:57] <xales> kiichiro: with?
#886 [01:57] <TheNytangel> My dad has 6GB of ram
#887 [01:58] <TheNytangel> But sucky graphics
#888 [01:58] <Hexaholic> ATI Radeon HD 3800 Series is oldddddd!, go get a new one!
#889 [01:58] <xales> I technically have 70GB of RAM
#890 [01:58] <Kealper> it's OCed, it plays Crysis 2 just fine
#891 [01:58] <xales> because my SSD is almost as fast as real RAM
#892 [01:58] <Hexaholic> Whatttttt :O
#893 [01:58] <Hexaholic> Lol, SSD is win
#894 [01:58] <xales> I only have 512MB of swap though
#895 [01:58] <kiichiro> I recieve an error message while trying to run the linux minecraft, I have the most updated Java and to my knowledge have the most updated graphics card, I was able to run it, reformatted so I started off fresh, got all my stuff (java,updates, etc) and now minecraft won't run
#896 [01:58] <Hexaholic> OMFG numb arse
#897 [01:59] <xales> kiichiro: What distro? Ubuntu?
#898 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> kiichiro - Could you pastebin the error?
#899 [01:59] <xales> ^
#900 [01:59] <Kealper> but yes, i am planning on updating my video card, i'm looking at an HD 5750....idk
#901 [01:59] <TheNytangel> I make my own graphics cards
#902 [01:59] <TheNytangel> Jk
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#904 [02:00] <TheNytangel> Oh gosh
#905 [02:00] <TheNytangel> I really need to pee now.. I'm going to bed so I don't have to think about it
#906 [02:00] <TheNytangel> Stupid creepers ringing the doorbell and scaring me half to death..
#907 [02:01] <TheNytangel> Sssssss...
#908 [02:01] <Hexaholic> My bad
#909 [02:01] <Hexaholic> :P
#910 [02:01] <TheNytangel> >:o
#911 [02:01] <TheNytangel> Haxorz
#912 [02:01] <Hexaholic> :L
#913 [02:01] <Mnei_Ubp> Yeah, it was an old java version; thanks again.
#914 [02:01] <Hexaholic> Mnei_Ubp Your welcome
#915 [02:01] <Hexaholic> Bah he left allready, lol
#916 [02:01] <TheNytangel> Already*
#917 [02:01] <Hexaholic> DONT u dare!
#918 [02:02] * Hexaholic Slaps TheNyt
#918 [02:02] * TheNytangel slaps Hexaholic around a bit with a large trout
#918 [02:02] * Hexaholic slaps TheNytangel around a bit with a large trout
#918 [02:02] * TheNytangel slaps Hexaholic around a bit with a large trout
#918 [02:02] <Hexaholic> shhhh
#919 [02:03] <TheNytangel> What?
#920 [02:03] * Kealper slaps everyone around a bit with an unreasonably massive trout
#920 [02:03] * TheNytangel slaps Hexaholic around a bit with a large trout
#920 [02:03] <TheNytangel> >:o
#921 [02:03] * TheNytangel slaps Kealper in the face with an eskimo
#921 [02:03] * Kealper slaps TheNytangel with an AuBot
#921 [02:03] <TheNytangel> Lol
#922 [02:04] * TheNytangel slaps Kealper with an AuBot
#922 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Fu
#923 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Oh
#924 [02:04] <TheNytangel> There we go
#925 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Wtf
#926 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Oh
#927 [02:04] <Kealper> dang aubot, you slow
#928 [02:04] <Kealper> !status
#929 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Grr, stop distracting me, I wanna sleep
#930 [02:04] <TheNytangel> Bye
#931 [02:04] <Kealper> 78ms....dang network, you laggy
#932 [02:05] <TheNytangel> Lol whois me and see why I'm away
#933 [02:05] <TheNytangel> Never mind don't
#934 [02:05] * TheNytangel leaves before people can see it
#934 [02:05] <Kealper> that's dumb
#935 [02:06] <TheNytangel> You dumb
#936 [02:06] * TheNytangel leaves finally
#936 [02:06] <Hexaholic> Kealper, feel like mining 250 cobble stone for me while i haz a lil sleep? lol
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#938 [02:06] <Kealper> hmm...i wish newegg wasn't sold out of HD 5850s....those really seem like the best bang for my buck
#939 [02:06] <Kealper> Hexaholic: bah
#940 [02:07] <Hexaholic> Lol
#941 [02:07] <xales> Kealper: Get an nVidia card, traitor
#942 [02:07] <umbridge> single player still?
#943 [02:07] <Hexaholic> Yes^
#944 [02:07] <Kealper> xales: after feeling the raw power in ati cards, i can't :<
#945 [02:07] <umbridge> y no multy player
#946 [02:07] <Hexaholic> Woo, have my mouse on higher dpi, so muchhhh better!
#947 [02:08] <xales> Kealper: nVidia cards more powerful
#948 [02:08] <xales> fact: the 550 Ti performs better than the 5870whatevers
#949 [02:08] <Kealper> yeah but how much more expensive are they >.>
#950 [02:08] <xales> less
#951 [02:08] * Kealper does some price checking
#951 [02:08] <xales> and they have open source drivers
#952 [02:08] <xales> so yeah
#953 [02:08] <Kealper> and the latest ati ones are the 6000 series
#954 [02:08] <xales> the card to get is the 550 Ti
#955 [02:09] <xales> runs everything really well
#956 [02:09] <Hexaholic> Kealper, heres a card, http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Geforce-GTX-560-Ti-MP-Edition-directX-11,12175.html
#957 [02:09] <Kealper> dude the GTX 590 is jokes compared to the HD 6990 >.>
#958 [02:09] <xales> Kealper: but you arent' getting either, are you? :P
#959 [02:09] <Kealper> nope
#960 [02:09] <xales> for the not-highest-end cards (which is CUDA, not the 590), nVidia wins
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#962 [02:10] <Kealper> CUDA isn't a card series, derp
#963 [02:10] <Kealper> it's nvidia's OpenCL
#964 [02:10] <xales> I know
#965 [02:10] <xales> but if you want the best performance, CUDA outperforms everything :P
#966 [02:10] <Hexaholic> Man this energy drink, is yucky
#967 [02:10] <kiichiro> sorry about that internet crashed
#968 [02:11] <xales> no wait
#969 [02:11] * xales r derp
#969 [02:11] <kiichiro> what energy drink
#970 [02:11] * Kealper pretends xales wasn't saying that
#970 [02:11] <Hexaholic> relentless
#971 [02:11] <Hexaholic> lol, its gross
#972 [02:11] <xales> Tesla, even
#973 [02:11] <xales> Kealper: There, I fixed it
#974 [02:11] <xales> ._.
#975 [02:11] <kiichiro> never heard of it, I'll stick to my venoms
#976 [02:11] * Kealper listens again
#976 [02:11] <Kealper> man.....what the heck did they do with the 6990?
#977 [02:12] <xales> the 590 is just two 570s
#978 [02:12] <Kealper> that has to be a dual GPU card lol
#979 [02:12] <xales> and the 590 beats the 6990 in plenty of games, but in any event
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#981 [02:12] <xales> nVidia is the way to go for middle-end gaming cards, plus open source
#982 [02:12] <kiichiro> also can anyone help me with my previous stated question before I crashed
#983 [02:12] <xales> and cheaper, and better performance
#984 [02:12] <xales> what else is there?
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#986 [02:12] <xales> kiichiro: what was the question, again? sorry
#987 [02:13] <Kealper> it's got like 5100GFLOPS of power....and the 590 has 2506GFLOPS.....BUT....the 590 has better stuff like pixel fillrates
#988 [02:13] <Kealper> and a tash more memory bandwidth
#989 [02:13] <Kealper> that's probably where it gets it's edge from....
#990 [02:13] <Kealper> ati....y u bottleneck great hardware and make shitty driers?
#991 [02:13] <Kealper> drivers*
#992 [02:13] <Hexaholic> Who wants to asee a screenshot of my house? :D
#993 [02:13] <Hexaholic> That i started 5 hours ago :P
#994 [02:14] <kiichiro> I had xubuntu and was able to run minecraft just fine, since than I got rid of but switched back, so I'm back to xubuntu, but this time minecraft will not run, I have the most recent Java, have the best graphics card I can get I believe, I believe it's something to do with Java
#995 [02:14] <xales> ??> kiichiro error
#996 [02:14] <VoxelHead> kiichiro: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#997 [02:14] <VoxelHead> kiichiro: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#998 [02:14] <kiichiro> yea just a second
#999 [02:15] <kiichiro> http://pastebin.com/ZkF1dWzh
#1000 [02:16] <Hexaholic> This is 7 hours work, http://tinyurl.com/67woalq
#1001 [02:16] * Hexaholic stares at Grey
#1001 [02:16] <xales> kiichiro: What distro? Ubuntu?
#1002 [02:16] <kiichiro> xubuntu
#1003 [02:17] <kiichiro> so ya ubuntu series
#1004 [02:17] <xales> oh wait, you said already, didn't you
#1005 [02:17] <xales> you need to install the correct driver for your graphics card
#1006 [02:17] <xales> I believe the option is in System->Administration->Hardware Drivers
#1007 [02:17] <xales> or Additional Drivers
#1008 [02:17] <xales> or something like that
#1009 [02:18] <kiichiro> I have the only one listed, so assuming, most up to date
#1010 [02:19] * Hexaholic deskpalms his notebook
#1010 [02:19] <xales> kiichiro: Can you run `lspci` and pastebin the output, please?
#1011 [02:20] <kiichiro> http://pastebin.com/EPYyEpsa
#1012 [02:21] <xales> kiichiro: Err, are you sure it's worked before on that computer?
#1013 [02:22] <kiichiro> yes
#1014 [02:22] <kiichiro> it worked, I reformated to switch to xp, hated xp and switched back
#1015 [02:23] <kiichiro> completly formated,
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#1018 [02:24] <xales> I'm not 100% sure, but I think modern versions of Ubuntu have dropped support for your ancient GPU
#1019 [02:24] <xales> which, I would be surprised if it ran Minecraft at all
#1020 [02:26] <kiichiro> thing is on xp it ran poorly at minimum settings, on here just fine and minimum to no lag on max settings
#1021 [02:26] <kiichiro> so ya know, kinda miss it
#1022 [02:27] <kiichiro> and not even my computer, my graphics card is much older
#1023 [02:27] <Coll> question
#1024 [02:27] <Coll> does minecraft have a end of the world point?
#1025 [02:27] <Kealper> as in like a spot where you can't go any further?
#1026 [02:27] <Hexaholic> Well, thats 1 stack of cobblestone, sighhh
#1027 [02:28] <xales> kiichiro: Oh, wait
#1028 [02:28] <kiichiro> thought?
#1029 [02:28] <xales> I misread that, it seems your computer actually does have a discrete GPU
#1030 [02:28] <kiichiro> discrete as in hardly used or as in decent
#1031 [02:28] <xales> Still fairly old, but you should be able to find an appropriate driver for it somewhere
#1032 [02:29] <xales> discrete as in, non-integrated
#1033 [02:29] <Coll> yeah Kealper
#1034 [02:29] <Kealper> Coll: assuming you meant that: no, it just keeps getting buggier and buggier until you can't move anymore due to all the rounding errors, and you can potentially begin to overwrite old chunks
#1035 [02:29] <Coll> really?
#1036 [02:29] <xales> I'd recommend asking in the Ubuntu channel on Freenode, how to get the proprietary driver for that card installed
#1037 [02:29] <Coll> wasnt there a end of the world at some point?
#1038 [02:29] <Kealper> Coll: nope
#1039 [02:29] <Coll> just like a point where chunks stop getting created
#1040 [02:29] <Kealper> Coll: but it would take so long to get out there that it is almost impossible without cheating
#1041 [02:29] <kiichiro> mkay already there so time to switch over to them and ask about graphics card
#1042 [02:30] * xales bbiab
#1042 [02:31] <kiichiro> btw thank you for your help xales
#1043 [02:31] <kiichiro> you've been the most help in the past few days.
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#1050 [02:47] <Jibs> Hi i downloaded minecraft and made an account but when i log in and try to run it it says "User not premium, not downloaded" can someone help please
#1051 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is not free, you need to pay for an account to play beta
#1052 [02:47] <Jibs> Ok but my friend has not bought it and he can still play it
#1053 [02:48] <GreyVulpine> Then he pirated it
#1054 [02:48] <Jibs> it just gives him a message saying he hasnt bought it
#1055 [02:48] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft beta is not free.
#1056 [02:49] <Jibs> Ok so thats it i just have to buy it?
#1057 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1058 [02:49] <Jibs> hmm ok thanks!
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#1060 [02:50] <Hexaholic> Lulz
#1061 [02:50] <Hexaholic> Bit silly saying that on here
#1062 [02:50] <GreyVulpine> We get a few of those every week.
#1063 [02:50] <Hexaholic> Mhm
#1064 [02:50] <Hexaholic> This drink has made me feel sick
#1065 [02:50] <wippler> what do i need to run minecraft on a laptop? can anyone help?
#1066 [02:51] <Hexaholic> Blehhh
#1067 [02:51] <Hexaholic> wippler You need a laptop to run MineCraft, lol
#1068 [02:51] <Hexaholic> Or dekstop :P
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#1070 [02:52] <wippler> lol ive got a laptop jus wanted to no what kind of spec it has to be?
#1071 [02:52] <Hexaholic> Dual socre atleaste, 3gb ram?
#1072 [02:52] <Hexaholic> core*, god damnit
#1073 [02:53] <Hexaholic> mybe 2gb, and a pretty good intergrated graphics card, otherwise u will get rubbish fps
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#1075 [02:53] <wippler> thanks :)
#1076 [02:54] <novusorsa> i cant specify my controls to "wasd" or any letters they just show up as random numbers instead. what can i do to stop them from being numbers.
#1077 [02:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> novusorsa comcast
#1078 [02:55] <VoxelHead> novusorsa: (comcast) If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#1079 [02:56] <novusorsa> ok thanks
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#1081 [03:00] <Reaper> Anyone have a list of mods that work in smp?
#1082 [03:00] <Reaper> maybe i should go to .smp
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#1086 [03:03] <Hexaholic> Woohoooo, 2 blocks of walls up!
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#1088 [03:03] <Hexaholic> lol wb
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#1090 [03:04] <umbridge> single player?
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#1092 [03:04] <Hexaholic> yes, single player, lol
#1093 [03:04] <Hexaholic> I dont play multi much
#1094 [03:04] <umbridge> y?
#1095 [03:06] <Hexaholic> i dont know, i just dont
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#1098 [03:08] <leaper> I'm getting the black screen of death and I'm not sure what to do
#1099 [03:08] <umbridge> i take it u have mods 4 1player
#1100 [03:09] <leaper> I had just tried putting in a texture pack, now It black screens as soon as I log on
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#1102 [03:11] <leaper> so what do I do?
#1103 [03:11] <Hexaholic> leaper, Do you get any error message/?
#1104 [03:11] <leaper> yes but it won't let me scroll down or copy and past it or anything
#1105 [03:12] <xales> ??> leaper causality
#1106 [03:12] <VoxelHead> leaper: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#1107 [03:12] <VoxelHead> leaper: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#1108 [03:13] <leaper> I uninstalled the game, redownloaded and nothing, tried playing in browser and nothing
#1109 [03:13] <Hexaholic> Have you tryed UNINSTALLING, all java programs on your pc?
#1110 [03:13] <xales> ??> leaper win/reinst
#1111 [03:13] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1112 [03:13] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1113 [03:13] <Hexaholic> And then installing the newist version
#1114 [03:14] <leaper> thanks for the help, I'll go try that now
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#1116 [03:14] <umbridge> still waiting
#1117 [03:15] <Hexaholic> umbridge, You may as well go do something, because it could be a day or 2 befor they reply, your not the only one sending them an email :)
#1118 [03:16] <mib_eiix90> I have a question. My minecraft is stuck in verson Beta 1.5_02, and it WON'T update. all my softtware/hardware is up to date and the only clue I have is it just won't connect to minecraft.net. Help??
#1119 [03:16] <leaper> alright, it worked, thanks again to all of you
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#1121 [03:17] <xales> mib_eiix90: What is the username you sign into Minecraft with?
#1122 [03:17] <mib_eiix90> Blacknyte1
#1123 [03:17] <umbridge> i know,i just like being on the chatting list
#1124 [03:17] <umbridge> :)
#1125 [03:17] <xales> ??> mib_eiix90 win/hosts
#1126 [03:17] <VoxelHead> mib_eiix90: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1127 [03:17] <VoxelHead> mib_eiix90: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#1129 [03:18] <mib_eiix90> Pastebin? :s
#1130 [03:19] <xales> ?? pastebin
#1131 [03:19] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1132 [03:20] <mib_eiix90> http://pastebin.com/DewRBLNB
#1133 [03:22] <xales> Is that the only hosts file there?
#1134 [03:23] <mib_eiix90> theres an imhosts.sam
#1135 [03:23] <mib_eiix90> but thats the only other one
#1136 [03:24] <xales> And when you try to log in, it says, "cannot connect to minecraft.net"?
#1137 [03:24] <mib_eiix90> thats right.
#1138 [03:25] <Hexaholic> xales, where are screenshots saved to when u take a SS with f2 on the game?
#1139 [03:25] <xales> Is the time and date (especially the year), correct on your computer?
#1140 [03:25] <xales> Hexaholic: the .minecraft folder
#1141 [03:25] <Hexaholic> Tyvm
#1142 [03:25] <mib_eiix90> Yes it is
#1143 [03:26] <xales> mib_eiix90: Are you able to go to http://minecraft.net/ in your browser?
#1144 [03:27] <mib_eiix90> yes. however the video that covers most of the left hand side of the screen is only a black screen with the error symbol. if that helps
#1145 [03:28] <umbridge> how do u make youre own server
#1146 [03:28] <umbridge> ?
#1147 [03:28] <umbridge> anyone?????
#1148 [03:29] <xales> mib_eiix90: Are you using Internet Explorer?
#1149 [03:29] <xales> ??> umbridge smp/server
#1150 [03:29] <xales> ??> umbridge smp/serversetup
#1151 [03:29] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#1152 [03:29] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#1153 [03:29] <mib_eiix90> yes
#1154 [03:29] <xales> ??> mib_eiix90 win/ie
#1155 [03:29] <VoxelHead> mib_eiix90: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#1156 [03:29] <VoxelHead> mib_eiix90: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#1157 [03:29] <mib_eiix90> ok I'll try that now
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#1159 [03:31] <umbridge> can someone walk me through? I no gud at thiss
#1160 [03:31] <xales> umbridge: If you can't understand the instructions there, you should probably rethink running your own server
#1161 [03:31] <motty> hi there - i accidentally upgraded to 1.6 - cannot access my server - tried to downgrade to 1.5 and just get a black screen after I choose 'do not upgrade'
#1162 [03:32] <mib_eiix90> sorry but I have to download it first this may take a bit of time
#1163 [03:32] <motty> obviously i am not the only one - oh and i am on a mac
#1164 [03:32] <xales> motty: There is no real official/legitimate way to downgrade, which is almost certainly the issue
#1165 [03:32] <Hexaholic> Yay, wall is now 4 blocks high!
#1166 [03:33] <motty> i find it quite puzzling why they would prevent people from being able to continue which up to now has been an amazing experience
#1167 [03:34] <motty> a family friendly mmo which the whole family DO play and we have several families on our server that now cannot join as we all did the same thing
#1168 [03:34] <motty> pc users now ok due to the 3rd party patcher
#1169 [03:35] <xales> motty: I'm not really sure what you are talking about, regarding a patcher
#1170 [03:35] <xales> However, if you accidentally applied an update, there's no real way to undo that unless you had a backup of it before doing so
#1171 [03:35] <motty> for the pc there is a 3rd party program to downgrade to 1.5
#1172 [03:35] <xales> Why not just update the server to 1.6?
#1173 [03:35] <motty> can you do that
#1174 [03:36] <mib_eiix90> It worked thank you guys SO much!!
#1175 [03:36] <xales> motty: Of course you can, what is the point otherwise?
#1176 [03:37] <motty> thats what i thought - is the upgrade on the mojang page
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#1179 [03:38] <umbridge> know any gud servers that mineght make me an operator
#1180 [03:38] <umbridge> ?
#1181 [03:38] <umbridge> anyone?
#1182 [03:38] <xales> motty: You just download the server again, and replace the .exe or .jar with the new one
#1183 [03:38] <xales> umbridge: If you are lookign for a server specifically because you want to be an operator/admin, then you never will be
#1184 [03:39] <motty> ok xales thanks ill try that and return should i have any probs. cheers
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#1186 [03:39] <umbridge> it already happed but i got baned
#1187 [03:39] <Jakeeee> guyss
#1188 [03:39] <Hexaholic> Zomg this drink taste like pee!, what did u do to my drink xales!!! :P
#1189 [03:39] <Jakeeee> need help, anyone
#1190 [03:39] <Jakeeee> please
#1191 [03:40] <xales> ??> Jakeeee ask
#1192 [03:40] <VoxelHead> Jakeeee: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1193 [03:40] <VoxelHead> Jakeeee: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1194 [03:40] <umbridge> how do u no wat that taste like?
#1195 [03:40] <Jakeeee> ok my question is appropriate
#1196 [03:40] <Hexaholic> I dont, but the smell pretty much gives it away
#1197 [03:40] <Jakeeee> i need to now
#1198 [03:40] <Jakeeee> know*
#1199 [03:40] <Hexaholic> :L
#1200 [03:40] <xales> Jakeeee: Just spit it out already
#1201 [03:40] <Jakeeee> if i'm playing minecraft classic does that mean, that the full version will work as well?
#1202 [03:41] <xales> No, it doesn't
#1203 [03:41] <Jakeeee> :(
#1204 [03:41] <xales> However, if the demo of the full version works, then the full version will work
#1205 [03:41] <xales> ?? demo
#1206 [03:41] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1207 [03:41] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1208 [03:41] <Hexaholic> You should get beta.
#1209 [03:41] <Jakeeee> well guys
#1210 [03:41] <Jakeeee> can like any computer play it?
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#1212 [03:41] <Jakeeee> its not like a 98
#1213 [03:42] <Hexaholic> If its like 6 years old, no it wont play mc lol
#1214 [03:42] <Jakeeee> :/
#1215 [03:42] <xales> Uh, anything modern will run it fine, as long as it's not a low-end laptop
#1216 [03:42] <Jakeeee> gimme an example of a game, that if was possible to play, minecraft would work as well
#1217 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> supreme commander
#1218 [03:43] <Jakeeee> wut is that
#1219 [03:43] <Hexaholic> Ohhh, now he comes out :/
#1220 [03:43] <xales> GreyVulpine: I'd go with Crysis 2, honestly :P
#1221 [03:43] <Jakeeee> crysis 2?!!?!?!
#1222 [03:43] <Jakeeee> wtf
#1223 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> supreme commander has hundreds of units you can have out at any one time
#1224 [03:43] <Jakeeee> your saying i'd have to have specs to run a full on fps just to be able to run mc?
#1225 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> I think it most parallels the number of blocks in minecraft.
#1226 [03:43] <Hexaholic> Jakeeee, whats the specs of yer desktop/laptop?
#1227 [03:44] <Jakeeee> as far as what hex?
#1228 [03:44] * Hexaholic deskpalms
#1228 [03:44] <Jakeeee> like what specs
#1229 [03:44] <Jakeeee> i'm just asking
#1230 [03:44] <Jakeeee> no need to face palm
#1231 [03:44] <xales> ??> Jakeeee win/dxdiag
#1232 [03:44] <VoxelHead> Jakeeee: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1233 [03:44] <VoxelHead> Jakeeee: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1234 [03:44] <Hexaholic> like, what cpu do u have, how much ram/remeber, what graphics card?
#1235 [03:44] <Hexaholic> memory*
#1236 [03:44] <xales> Do that, then we will just be able to tell you if it will run or not, as well as how well
#1237 [03:44] <Hexaholic> imaaa be doing alot of typo's
#1238 [03:46] <Jakeeee> Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.101209-1647)
#1239 [03:46] <Jakeeee> wtf
#1240 [03:46] <Jakeeee> hold on
#1241 [03:46] <Jakeeee> Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.101209-1647)
#1242 [03:47] <Jakeeee> System Model: Dell DM061
#1243 [03:47] <Jakeeee> BIOS: Phoenix ROM BIOS PLUS Version 1.10 2.0.5
#1244 [03:47] <xales> Jakeeee: Don't paste it here...
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#1246 [03:47] <xales> We can't see it if you paste it here. You MUST use pastebin.com
#1247 [03:47] <Jakeeee> post it where?
#1248 [03:48] <Hexaholic> Ok, i dont think Dell DM061 will run it,
#1249 [03:48] <Jakeeee> there guys
#1250 [03:48] <Jakeeee> its on paste bin
#1251 [03:48] <xales> Jakeeee: Now you have to give us the link to it...
#1252 [03:48] <xales> all of this was in the original instructions
#1253 [03:48] <Jakeeee> http://pastebin.com/6PFaEBcm
#1254 [03:49] <umbridge> this thing says press any key to continue and i press key and it closes,wat up wif that
#1255 [03:49] <xales> Uh, that's not the entire thing
#1256 [03:49] <xales> But no, that computer is far, far too old to run it
#1257 [03:49] <xales> If it runs it at all, it will not be more than 10FPS, if that
#1258 [03:49] <Jakeeee> why?
#1259 [03:49] <Jakeeee> it's minecraft..
#1260 [03:49] <Jakeeee> i don't get it
#1261 [03:49] <xales> ?? requirements
#1262 [03:49] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#1263 [03:50] <xales> You lack all of those
#1264 [03:50] <Jakeeee> -___-
#1265 [03:50] <Jakeeee> well screw this game then
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#1267 [03:51] <umbridge> would someone be so kind and create a server for a 12yr old kid that sucks wif computers?
#1268 [03:51] <umbridge> please?
#1269 [03:51] <Jakeeee> UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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#1271 [03:52] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - You can set up a server yourself, just download the server from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
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#1273 [03:52] <umbridge> tryed,messed it up
#1274 [03:52] <GreyVulpine> How did you mess it up?
#1275 [03:53] <Kealper> this sounds like a job for....my Minecraft Server Setup Wizard!
#1276 [03:53] <umbridge> it say to press any key so i press key and it closes
#1277 [03:53] <umbridge> it say to press any key so i press key and it closes
#1278 [03:53] <umbridge> evretime
#1279 [03:54] <GreyVulpine> Did you download minecraft_server.exe?
#1280 [03:54] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1281 [03:54] <GreyVulpine> Bottom of the page
#1282 [03:54] <Kealper> http://mc.kealper.com/Files/MCSSetup.exe
#1283 [03:54] <umbridge> yes
#1284 [03:54] <umbridge> wat MCSS?
#1285 [03:54] <Kealper> a program i made that makes setting up a Minecraft server really easy
#1286 [03:55] <Kealper> if you'd like to use it, there's the link
#1287 [03:55] <Kealper> (Windows only, your milage may vary)
#1288 [03:55] <umbridge> if it works i inviteing all u people
#1289 [03:55] * Kealper has his own server
#1289 [03:56] <umbridge> wat should i put 4 seed?
#1290 [03:57] <Kealper> you could leave it blank if you wanted to, or put anything
#1291 [03:57] <umbridge> i glad Kealper here,u helpful
#1292 [03:58] <Kealper> if there is something you don't understand in that part, leave your mouse over the text for half a sec and it will explain it better
#1293 [03:58] <umbridge> wat internal and internal ep?
#1294 [03:58] <umbridge> exturnal?
#1295 [03:58] <Kealper> leave that window of my program open, you will need it later for port forwarding
#1296 [03:59] <Kealper> get your external and internal IPs using the buttons
#1297 [03:59] <umbridge> r they how u get in?
#1298 [03:59] <Kealper> well, you will need the internal IP for setting up port forwarding
#1299 [04:00] <Kealper> and they would connect with your external IP
#1300 [04:00] <umbridge> so i should write them down?
#1301 [04:00] <Kealper> probably a smart idea lol
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#1303 [04:04] <Hexaholic> Sleeep timeeee, tell Grey, ill be seeing him later!, and Grey, DONT be late next time :P
#1304 [04:05] <umbridge> y it still no work?
#1305 [04:05] <umbridge> it time out
#1306 [04:06] <Kealper> well...are you trying your internal or external ip first?
#1307 [04:06] <umbridge> internal
#1308 [04:06] <Kealper> because that is only half of setting up a server
#1309 [04:06] <Kealper> hmm...did you start the server?
#1310 [04:06] <umbridge> wait do i type bolt?
#1311 [04:06] <umbridge> h
#1312 [04:07] <Kealper> no?
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#1314 [04:07] <Kealper> the Minecraft server is running, right?
#1315 [04:07] <umbridge> idk it times out loading
#1316 [04:07] <Setsu> Hey!
#1317 [04:07] <Kealper> do you have a window open that has a graph and is called Minecraft Server? lol
#1318 [04:08] <umbridge> no
#1319 [04:09] <Kealper> then you didn't start it, check your desktop, is there an icon on there called Minecraft Server?
#1320 [04:09] <umbridge> it pic of dirt block,right?
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#1322 [04:09] <Kealper> yes
#1323 [04:09] <umbridge> ohh then i have it open
#1324 [04:10] <Kealper> hmm...what was the internal IP that it gave you?
#1325 [04:10] <umbridge> 192.168.1.65
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#1327 [04:11] <Kealper> hmm...
#1328 [04:11] <Kealper> try connecting to 127.0.0.1
#1329 [04:11] <umbridge> k
#1330 [04:11] <Kealper> if that doesn't work, then i've got a question for you
#1331 [04:11] <umbridge> nope connection refused
#1332 [04:12] <Kealper> do you have any antivirus software or firewall software installed?
#1333 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> Kealper - Windows firewall.
#1334 [04:12] <umbridge> yea,i think
#1335 [04:12] <umbridge> it dads computer so idk
#1336 [04:12] <Kealper> kill it with fire D:
#1337 [04:13] <umbridge> wat?
#1338 [04:13] <Kealper> disable windows firewall
#1339 [04:14] <umbridge> how
#1340 [04:14] <Kealper> what operating system are you on?
#1341 [04:15] <umbridge> windos
#1342 [04:15] <Kealper> what version of windows, i meant
#1343 [04:15] <umbridge> the latest
#1344 [04:15] <Kealper> what color is your start button?
#1345 [04:15] <Setsu> lol?
#1346 [04:16] <Kealper> (i was completely serious on that)
#1347 [04:16] <Setsu> rofl, why?
#1348 [04:16] <umbridge> blue green yello red
#1349 [04:16] <Kealper> ok, good enough
#1350 [04:16] <Setsu> black XD
#1351 [04:16] <Kealper> Setsu: you mac user >.>
#1352 [04:16] <Setsu> nope, it's a PC
#1353 [04:17] <Kealper> Setsu: you custom theme user >.>
#1354 [04:17] <Setsu> ah, you meant THAT start button
#1355 [04:17] <GreyVulpine> Setsu - Does minecraft run with that custom theme?
#1356 [04:17] <Setsu> not the one on the case
#1357 [04:17] <Kealper> umbridge: ok then, press the start button
#1358 [04:17] <Setsu> sorry, vulpine, misunderstanding
#1359 [04:17] <Setsu> and why wouldn't it?
#1360 [04:17] <GreyVulpine> Ah, never mind
#1361 [04:17] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft has a tendancy not to play nice with custom themes
#1362 [04:18] <Kealper> umbridge: in the search bar at the bottom of that, type windows firewall
#1363 [04:18] <Setsu> hmm... and squids hate my traps
#1364 [04:18] <GreyVulpine> Especially with aero visual effects, and xp classic themes
#1365 [04:18] <Setsu> how do I stop them spawning in there?
#1366 [04:18] <Kealper> umbridge: look for one called "Windows Firewall" and click that
#1367 [04:18] <Setsu> I have aero on, win7
#1368 [04:18] <Kealper> ^ same
#1369 [04:18] <umbridge> k
#1370 [04:18] <umbridge> now?
#1371 [04:18] <Kealper> umbridge: got that open?
#1372 [04:19] <umbridge> yep
#1373 [04:19] <Kealper> umbridge: look over on the left side of the window, it should say "Turn Windows Firewall on or off"
#1374 [04:19] <Kealper> umbridge: click that
#1375 [04:20] <umbridge> wont let me
#1376 [04:20] <Kealper> what is it telling you?
#1377 [04:20] <umbridge> nothing,wont let me click it
#1378 [04:21] <Kealper> O.o
#1379 [04:21] <Setsu> are you an admin?
#1380 [04:21] <umbridge> next to it is sheild
#1381 [04:21] <umbridge> wat?
#1382 [04:21] <Setsu> run firewall as admin
#1383 [04:22] <umbridge> idk
#1384 [04:22] <Setsu> "umbridge: look for one called "Windows Firewall" and click that"
#1385 [04:22] <Setsu> correction: right-click it
#1386 [04:22] <Setsu> select run as admin
#1387 [04:23] <Setsu> if you're not an admin, get your dad
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#1389 [04:23] <umbridge> over here its 430 am i ben up all nite
#1390 [04:23] <umbridge> he no up
#1391 [04:24] <Setsu> tough luck then
#1392 [04:24] <Setsu> you'll need admin rights
#1393 [04:24] <Setsu> or alternatively... install another copy of windows with you as admin (your dad might get pissed though)
#1394 [04:25] <motty> hi there - set up the server again as 1.6 - can connect using 192.168.x.x but cannot connect using external ip address 'failed to connect to server - connection refused' - i have checked and the port is open
#1395 [04:25] <motty> whitel list is false
#1396 [04:26] <motty> does the server-ip property need to be populated
#1397 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> motty - Recheck port forwarding
#1398 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> and no
#1399 [04:26] <Kealper> holy crap it is 4:30 am....i'm out
#1400 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> Do not fill in server-ip
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#1402 [04:26] <GreyVulpine> G'nite Kealper
#1403 [04:27] <Setsu> night
#1404 [04:27] <motty> checked on http://www.yougetsignal.com/tools/open-ports/ it is open
#1405 [04:27] * Kealper waves
#1405 [04:27] <umbridge> can someone just make me a server plzzzzzzzzz?
#1406 [04:27] <Setsu> So I have two problems, both annoying, neither is urgent.
#1407 [04:27] <motty> i had it working on 1.5 no problems
#1408 [04:27] <Setsu> 1. squid block my mobfarm and the spider grinder is bad
#1409 [04:27] <Kealper> umbridge: as parting words....Minecraft servers are very resource-heavy, they require lots of ram, lots of CPU time, and lots of internet bandwidth
#1410 [04:27] <GreyVulpine> motty - Could you reverify your port fowarding?
#1411 [04:27] <Setsu> 2. how do I allcoate more than 900MB ro MC
#1412 [04:28] <GreyVulpine> Setsu - With: http://pastebin.com/YhRXMsEU
#1413 [04:28] <Kealper> umbridge: it'll be immensely hard to find someone willing to give all that to you for free
#1414 [04:28] <umbridge> im skrewd
#1415 [04:28] <GreyVulpine> Indeed you are
#1416 [04:28] <motty> just buy a cheap pc and leave it connected to net
#1417 [04:29] <motty> if i cannot get this working on 1.6 i have one for sale lol
#1418 [04:29] <Setsu> thx vulpine - do mods work with the linux version?
#1419 [04:29] <GreyVulpine> Setsu - Yes
#1420 [04:29] <motty> greyvulpine yes it is open
#1421 [04:30] <motty> twice since i have been on
#1422 [04:30] <xales> !check 02dc4bc2.bb.sky.com
#1423 [04:30] <motty> and i ran an internal one also using simple port forwarding app
#1424 [04:30] <xales> motty: Server looks fine to me
#1425 [04:30] <umbridge> can someone let me join there server and make me an operator?
#1426 [04:31] <xales> umbridge: No
#1427 [04:31] <Setsu> how old are you, how good are you with computers?
#1428 [04:31] <umbridge> 12
#1429 [04:31] <xales> Asking to be an operator or joining a server for the sole purpose of wanting to be an operator is the #1 way to never be an operator
#1430 [04:31] <umbridge> no gud
#1431 [04:31] <Setsu> and you want to be op o.O
#1432 [04:31] <Kealper> motty: i got on your server, if that was yours
#1433 [04:31] <Setsu> even most scanlators are 18+
#1434 [04:31] <umbridge> it worked last time
#1435 [04:31] <motty> hmmm that is scandalous lol
#1436 [04:32] <motty> i shall try the standard on other attached computers - turn it off and turn it off again
#1437 [04:32] <umbridge> by3 people
#1438 [04:33] <Kealper> motty: are you using the machine's internal or external address? some routers hate doing a loopback on the external address
#1439 [04:34] <motty> all the machines i am testing are using the external - i can get on in the house using localhost on machine running and the 192.x.x.x on the others
#1440 [04:34] <motty> not tried external yet - i shall call my mate now
#1441 [04:36] <Kealper> bleh...i really gotta get to bed, i'm afk for real this time lol
#1442 [04:37] <Setsu> right...
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#1444 [04:38] <xxxeibmozxxx> ermmm quick very noobish question for yins =S is herobrine rly not real? cuz in my server there is sumthing called herobrine >+P and idk if my mod is playing a prank on me or not haha
#1445 [04:39] <Setsu> not real ^^, maybe a prank
#1446 [04:39] <xxxeibmozxxx> but idk how he did it =S
#1447 [04:39] <xxxeibmozxxx> it has no npc id >.<
#1448 [04:39] <Setsu> a player?
#1449 [04:39] <xxxeibmozxxx> nope only three on
#1450 [04:39] <xxxeibmozxxx> wana get on and help me figure it out? id be eternaly grateful
#1451 [04:39] <Setsu> pixel art! XD
#1452 [04:40] <Setsu> nah, trying to get a trap to wor
#1453 [04:40] <Setsu> work*
#1454 [04:40] <xxxeibmozxxx> nice =)
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#1456 [04:40] <Setsu> have you tried industrial craft and finite water? -> water flow = lava
#1457 [04:40] <Setsu> I laughed so hard when all my oceans turned to lava
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#1459 [04:41] <xxxeibmozxxx> nvr used industrial craft =S i did use finite water lol
#1460 [04:43] <Setsu> industrial craft is epic - something about nuclear powerplants and nukes is irresistable
#1461 [04:43] <xxxeibmozxxx> haha nice >.< my post on mcf got deleted in under one min >.>
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#1464 [04:48] <Setsu> have boosters been removed?
#1465 [04:49] <GreyVulpine> The old style ones, yes
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#1467 [04:49] <Setsu> pity, I thought they were hialrious
#1468 [04:50] <Ketsueki> They were
#1469 [04:51] <Ketsueki> They're also far easier to use effectively than power-rail booster loops (the control circuitry is non-trivial to the point that unless you're gold-constrained it makes more sense to just use a ton of power rail instead)
#1470 [04:52] <Setsu> hmm... the old style boosters had more power
#1471 [04:52] <Ketsueki> Yeah. Power rail is fairly weak IMO
#1472 [04:52] <Setsu> I now need 4 booster rails every 30 blocks
#1473 [04:52] <xxxeibmozxxx> theres now more than 1 setsu TT.TT
#1474 [04:52] <Ketsueki> A single section of rail will push a /loaded/ cart up 2 block levels and just a /tiny/ bit more.
#1475 [04:53] <Setsu> more than 1 setsu ?.?
#1476 [04:53] <xxxeibmozxxx> no more than one herobrine on my server now apparently we caught two =S i hope this isnt a prank lol
#1477 [04:53] <Ketsueki> Setsu: well with power-rail you can forget moving empty carts around. The simple answer is just don't do it.
#1478 [04:53] <Ketsueki> (You need 1 power rail out of every 8 blocks to do that)
#1479 [04:53] <Setsu> well... use a second track + powered cart
#1480 [04:54] <Setsu> never tried, but it should work, right?
#1481 [04:54] <Ketsueki> powered carts only push, consume fuel, and require you to load them to start.
#1482 [04:54] <Ketsueki> Yes it should work otherwise, but it cannot be used in an automated system.
#1483 [04:55] <Setsu> well... my rail-line isn't automated, it requires input to continue through stations
#1484 [04:55] <Setsu> gonna make a vid - I'm bored
#1485 [04:56] <Ketsueki> Setsu: a loaded cart will run 'fairly quickly' (near top movement speed) if you use 4 powered rails to start, and then 1 boosting rail at the end of every 25 normal rails.
#1486 [04:56] <Ketsueki> However the cost for going up a hill is, as I said, 1 powered rail every 2.
#1487 [04:57] <Setsu> hmm.... I opted for 4boosters every 30... I could've saved gold >.>
#1488 [04:57] <Ketsueki> Setsu: you still can... you can go back and re-work your lines to strip out the un-necessary rail.
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#1491 [04:59] <Setsu> lol, so not gonna redo 1000+ blocks of rail
#1492 [04:59] <xxxeibmozxxx> sooo now we have caught two... TT.TT
#1493 [04:59] <xarcus> exuse me can anyone help?
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#1496 [05:02] <Setsu> what's the prob?
#1497 [05:02] <Ketsueki> That he left
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#1499 [05:03] <madalynn> i cnat play the screen just turns lack
#1500 [05:03] <madalynn> black
#1501 [05:03] <madalynn> *
#1502 [05:04] <madalynn> can someone help?
#1503 [05:04] <madalynn> the screen just stays black
#1504 [05:04] <madalynn> i cant play -__-
#1505 [05:04] <Setsu> modding support isn't here...
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#1507 [05:04] <madalynn> oh not a mod can you help?
#1508 [05:04] <Setsu> reinstall?
#1509 [05:04] <Ketsueki> madalynn: you aren't trying /anything/ besides just minecraft; no extras?
#1510 [05:05] <madalynn> my screen for classic is just staying black and not loading
#1511 [05:05] <Ketsueki> madalynn: did it work before.
#1512 [05:05] <madalynn> no
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#1514 [05:05] <Ketsueki> What do you know about your video card and/or drivers?
#1515 [05:05] <madalynn> nothing
#1516 [05:05] <madalynn> i just got my computer
#1517 [05:05] <madalynn> back from apple
#1518 [05:05] <Ketsueki> how old is it?
#1519 [05:06] <madalynn> 2 years only
#1520 [05:06] <Ketsueki> it seems likely this should work.
#1521 [05:06] <madalynn> what?
#1522 [05:06] <madalynn> what should work?
#1523 [05:06] <Ketsueki> However I don't know enough about apple computers to help you with your problem.
#1524 [05:06] <madalynn> ohh wel thank you anyways
#1525 [05:07] <Ketsueki> I'd suggest making sure you've got all the driver updates installed, and that you have Sun/Oracle java installed too.
#1526 [05:07] <Ketsueki> Someone else here /may/ be able to help you; but right now it's the wee hours of the morning in the US and...
#1527 [05:07] <Ketsueki> Sun Jun 19 09:07:32 UTC 2011
#1528 [05:07] <Ketsueki> very early sunday morning in the UK
#1529 [05:09] <Setsu> btw. anyway to make more than 1 map?
#1530 [05:09] <Ketsueki> Setsu: modding for SMP
#1531 [05:09] <Setsu> maps are a mod?
#1532 [05:10] <Ketsueki> Setsu: wait, you mean more than one 'map' map, or map 'world' ?
#1533 [05:10] <Setsu> map (item)
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#1535 [05:10] <Ketsueki> dunno, maps didn't seem that useful so I didn't play with them further.
#1536 [05:11] <Ketsueki> I figured the basic premice would be altered a few times before notch found something that actually worked in practice.
#1537 [05:16] <Setsu> hmm... they work... but still.
#1538 [05:16] <Setsu> it'd be epic to use them as paintings
#1539 [05:17] <Setsu> the world map room xD
#1540 [05:17] <HockeyE> I am trying to dowload multiplayer server sw for a windows based system by selecting "Minecraft_Server.exe,". This does not work. Any one that knows how to fix it? Get the message "fail to save server properties" then it is rolling "Getting new properties"
#1541 [05:21] <Ketsueki> HockeyE: sounds like a permissions issue
#1542 [05:22] <xxxeibmozxxx> setsu im up to 3 and 1 tried to jailbreak the other...
#1543 [05:27] <Setsu> 3 ipods?
#1544 [05:27] <xxxeibmozxxx> 3 herobrines >.<
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#1546 [05:27] <xxxeibmozxxx> this is a horrid prank
#1547 [05:27] <Choize> Ein Deutscher Developer Online?
#1548 [05:27] <Setsu> reicht ein deutscher?
#1549 [05:28] <Choize> Naja... Vlt ja :P
#1550 [05:28] <Setsu> 6 minute video... 1GB... wtf fraps
#1551 [05:28] <Choize> Also.. Gibt es eine möglichkeit Minecraft mit einer Paysafecard zu erwerben ?:D
#1552 [05:29] <Setsu> paysafe -> paypal?
#1553 [05:29] <Setsu> einfach überweisen und bezahlen
#1554 [05:30] <Choize> mom
#1555 [05:31] <Choize> hab bei Paypal nichmal mehr ein Konto xD
#1556 [05:31] <Choize> Generell hab ich keins womit ich Überweisen könnte.. ich bin 14 :D
#1557 [05:31] <Setsu> dann,
#1558 [05:31] <Setsu> hast du ein problem ^^
#1559 [05:31] <Choize> Und mit ner Paysafecard wärs am einfachsten
#1560 [05:32] <Choize> aber die Zahlungsmöglichkeit gibts ja nich -_-
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#1562 [05:32] <Setsu> ansonsten fragst du jemandem ob er es für dich kauft... und gibst ihm die paysafecard?
#1563 [05:32] <Choize> dafür muss ich dem jenigen ja vertrauen und sowelche personen zu finden ist schwer :S
#1564 [05:32] <Choize> hast du paypal guthaben :O ?
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#1566 [05:33] <Setsu> nö
#1567 [05:33] <Choize> kennst du jemanden? :D
#1568 [05:33] <xorcon> ok please help
#1569 [05:33] <Setsu> meine eltern
#1570 [05:33] <xorcon> I just bought this game and it wint run on my mac :(
#1571 [05:33] <Setsu> ich hab' zwar deren PWs... aber vertrauen missbraucht man nicht
#1572 [05:33] <Choize> jop
#1573 [05:34] <Choize> könntest du sie fragen?
#1574 [05:34] <Setsu> have you downloaded the correct version?
#1575 [05:34] <xorcon> eny english here?
#1576 [05:34] <Setsu> Choize, glaube dass die nein sagen
#1577 [05:34] <Setsu> yes, I speak english
#1578 [05:34] <Choize> schade ._.
#1579 [05:34] <Setsu> what's the problem=
#1580 [05:35] <Setsu> xorcon, you still there?
#1581 [05:35] <xorcon> yep
#1582 [05:35] <xorcon> now
#1583 [05:35] <xorcon> I downloaded it for mac k?
#1584 [05:35] <Setsu> is it a fresh install?
#1585 [05:35] <xorcon> and when I click it it comes up in the dock really quick and goes away
#1586 [05:36] <Setsu> dun't know much about mac... do you have java?
#1587 [05:36] <xorcon> yep
#1588 [05:36] <Setsu> the newest version?
#1589 [05:36] <xorcon> it worked with the unregistered version
#1590 [05:36] <xorcon> now beta 1.6.6
#1591 [05:37] <Setsu> just try installing it again
#1592 [05:37] <Setsu> maybe an error ocurred
#1593 [05:37] <xorcon> ok hang on :(
#1594 [05:38] <Choize> is there a possibility to purchase minecraft with a paysafecard?
#1595 [05:39] <xorcon> ok I went to console and lanched it there and it said I don't have permission!
#1596 [05:39] <xorcon> exited code:1
#1597 [05:40] <xorcon> 19/06/11 7:38:29 PM com.apple.launchd.peruser.501[98] ([0x0-0x45045].com.Mojang Specifications.Minecraft.Minecraft[580]) posix_spawn("/Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft (2)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub", ...): Permission denied
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#1599 [05:40] <Setsu> are you an admin? (if that applies to mac too)
#1600 [05:40] <Setsu> @Choize, hab ne seite gefunden
#1601 [05:40] <Choize> yay
#1602 [05:40] <xorcon> I'm admin I have installed it 4 times now
#1603 [05:41] <xorcon> 19/06/11 7:38:29 PM com.apple.launchd.peruser.501[98] ([0x0-0x45045].com.Mojang Specifications.Minecraft.Minecraft[580]) Exited with exit code: 1
#1604 [05:41] <Setsu> soz, can't help you there :(
#1605 [05:41] <xorcon> who can!
#1606 [05:41] <Setsu> do you know any mac users with MC?
#1607 [05:41] <xorcon> can i get my money back somehow?
#1608 [05:42] <Setsu> well... I guess not, the fault lies with your system (probably) not MC
#1609 [05:43] <xorcon> but... rrrrrr damn!
#1610 [05:43] <Setsu> try this: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/126648-mac-cant-start-mineacratapp-permission-denied-javaappl/
#1611 [05:43] <xorcon> its a brand new mac got it 2 days ago
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#1613 [05:44] <Setsu> have you tried the above fix?
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#1615 [05:47] <xorcon> can you use linux one with mac?
#1616 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> xorcon - Easy fix with that
#1617 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> xorcon mac/permissinos
#1618 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> er
#1619 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> xorcon mac/permissions
#1620 [05:47] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#1621 [05:47] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1622 [05:47] <Setsu> hey! that's what I just posted to him >.>
#1623 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#1624 [05:48] <xorcon> I tried that it just said no sutch path
#1625 [05:48] <Setsu> *hug*
#1626 [05:48] <Setsu> adjust the path to your install
#1627 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> Try
#1628 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft (2)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1629 [05:48] <xorcon> -bash: syntax error near unexpected token `chmod'
#1630 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> make sure there isn't a space before chmod
#1631 [05:49] <xorcon> i did :Z
#1632 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> Try this again:
#1633 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft (2)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1634 [05:50] <xorcon> -bash: syntax error near unexpected token `('
#1635 [05:50] <xorcon> thats it
#1636 [05:50] <xorcon> thats what it says
#1637 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, um
#1638 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> I assume there's two minecraft folders in /users/Ben/downloads?
#1639 [05:52] <xorcon> yep
#1640 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1641 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> And run the minecraft.app in the folder without a (2)
#1642 [05:53] <xorcon> Ben$ chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub chmod: /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub: No such file or directory
#1643 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Or not
#1644 [05:53] <xorcon> crappy
#1645 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Alright, then
#1646 [05:53] <xorcon> yep
#1647 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft \(2)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1648 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> I think that's the escape character..
#1649 [05:54] <xorcon> -bash: syntax error near unexpected token `)'
#1650 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> ffs
#1651 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft \(2\)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1652 [05:55] <xorcon> no
#1653 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> If nothing pops up, it's a good sign
#1654 [05:55] <xorcon> :cry:
#1655 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> What did it say this time?
#1656 [05:55] <xorcon> Ben-Howards-MacBook-Pro:~ Ben$ chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft \(2\)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub chmod: (2)/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub: No such file or directory
#1657 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Alright, seeing as how I'm totally clueless as to how to use the command line in mac, let's try this
#1658 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Open up /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft (2)/
#1659 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> So you see the minecraft.app file there
#1660 [05:57] <xorcon> it's empty
#1661 [05:57] <xorcon> lol
#1662 [05:57] <xorcon> why?
#1663 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> That would be why
#1664 [05:57] <xorcon> lol
#1665 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> I have no freakin clue
#1666 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> Alright, delete the folder then, redownload it this time
#1667 [05:57] <xorcon> k
#1668 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> Let me know where you unzip the .app file
#1669 [05:58] <Setsu> rofl... empty folders are epic
#1670 [05:58] <xorcon> ok
#1671 [05:59] <GreyVulpine> Where did you put the minecraft.app file?
#1672 [05:59] <xorcon> it's in the folder that it unzipped to : downloads/Minecraft
#1673 [06:00] <GreyVulpine> Alright, go there now
#1674 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Do you have the folder open?
#1675 [06:01] <xorcon> nup it chrashes
#1676 [06:01] <xorcon> crashes
#1677 [06:01] <xorcon> yep
#1678 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> Alright, in your terminal window, type in: chmod +x
#1679 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> Leave a space after the +x, and drag the minecraft.app file over
#1680 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> Then finish it with: /Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1681 [06:03] <GreyVulpine> Then press enter
#1682 [06:04] <xorcon> Ben-Howards-MacBook-Pro:~ Ben$ chmod +x/Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app /Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub chmod: Invalid file mode: +x/Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app Ben-Howards-MacBook-Pro:~ Ben$
#1683 [06:04] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#1684 [06:04] <GreyVulpine> Try that
#1685 [06:05] <xorcon> nup
#1686 [06:05] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean?
#1687 [06:05] <xorcon> didn't work no such file or directory
#1688 [06:06] <GreyVulpine> You copied exactly what I put down?
#1689 [06:06] <xorcon> yep copy and paste
#1690 [06:06] <GreyVulpine> Could I see what you put in?
#1691 [06:07] <xorcon> yep
#1692 [06:07] <xorcon> Ben-Howards-MacBook-Pro:~ Ben$ chmod +x /Users/Ben/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub Ben-Howards-MacBook-Pro:~ Ben$
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#1694 [06:07] <GreyVulpine> That looked like it worked
#1695 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> Double click on minecraft.app now
#1696 [06:08] <xorcon> OMG THANKYOU HOW did that work?
#1697 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> Magic.
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#1699 [06:09] <xorcon> thank you i love you bye
#1700 [06:09] <xorcon> :)
#1701 [06:09] <GreyVulpine> Glad to help
#1702 [06:09] <Setsu> they grow up so fast
#1703 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> Gah, I should be asleep right now
#1704 [06:10] <xorcon> wats a good server ip?
#1705 [06:10] <mib_jaailc> h
#1706 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> smp.shadow-craft.net
#1707 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> s.nerd.nu
#1708 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> Or any of the servers from one of these lists
#1709 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers
#1710 [06:10] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1711 [06:10] <VoxelHead> smp/servers: You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1712 [06:10] <Setsu> voxel, any list where you sort by mods?
#1713 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> Voxel is a bot
#1714 [06:11] <mib_jaailc> when running the game it will crash and send me to black screen where i can do nothing!! please help
#1715 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> And no
#1716 [06:11] <Setsu> rofl, lol
#1717 [06:12] <xorcon> gosh I feel sorry for you greyvulpine me now him :(
#1718 [06:12] <mib_jaailc> when running the game it will crash and send me to black screen where i can do nothing!! please help
#1719 [06:13] <Setsu> do you have any mods?
#1720 [06:13] <mib_jaailc> no
#1721 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_jaailc - Has it worked before?
#1722 [06:15] <mib_jaailc> i hve only purchased it yesterday
#1723 [06:15] <mib_jaailc> so no
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#1725 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_jaailc - Operating system?
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#1727 [06:17] <mib_jaailc> windows
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#1729 [06:20] <lasse_dk> Hello i can't install minecraft, after the box with Run a box pops up that says that the purcher is onknown and then shots down
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#1731 [06:21] <lemon-rev> lasse did y buy the game
#1732 [06:21] <lasse_dk> yes
#1733 [06:21] <lemon-rev> how long ago
#1734 [06:21] <lasse_dk> for 10 min. ago
#1735 [06:21] <lemon-rev> hm
#1736 [06:21] <lemon-rev> sometimes it doesnt go strihgt thought
#1737 [06:22] <lemon-rev> log into minecraft.net with your account and goto your profile
#1738 [06:22] <lasse_dk> ok
#1739 [06:22] <mib_jaailc> does any1 know how to fix the black screen(while running game)?
#1740 [06:23] <lemon-rev> wtf black screen you mean before you even get into it ?
#1741 [06:23] <mib_jaailc> no i play the game and about 5-10 mins in it will go t a black screen where i can do nothing only turn my pc off
#1742 [06:24] <lasse_dk> what to do next
#1743 [06:24] <lemon-rev> lasse does it say anything there like user not permium or soemthing ?
#1744 [06:24] <lemon-rev> mib windows / mac ?
#1745 [06:24] <mib_jaailc> windows
#1746 [06:24] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_jaailc win/dxdiag
#1747 [06:24] <VoxelHead> mib_jaailc: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1748 [06:24] <VoxelHead> mib_jaailc: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1749 [06:25] <lemon-rev> and irc is what your chatting in now
#1750 [06:25] <lemon-rev> lasse type !paid nickname
#1751 [06:27] <mib_jaailc> whats a Win+R key? sorry
#1752 [06:27] <lemon-rev> the key that looks like windows next to ctrl and alt
#1753 [06:27] <Setsu> bye
#1754 [06:28] <lasse_dk> where do i have to type my nickname??
#1755 [06:28] <lemon-rev> here
#1756 [06:28] <lemon-rev> lasse just as i said type !paid < like that with your nickname
#1757 [06:28] <lasse_dk> it is lassemik
#1758 [06:28] <lemon-rev> !paid lassemik
#1759 [06:29] <lemon-rev> hm
#1760 [06:29] <lemon-rev> ok lasse can you do what vox said about dxdiag please as well
#1761 [06:35] <mib_jaailc> VoxelHead: I've got to the http://pastebin.com/ i have pasted it all in but i cannot find the link you have mentioned
#1762 [06:35] <lasse_dk> my english is not the best so i am not quit sure what to do, i don't know what contest your are talking about?
#1763 [06:35] <lemon-rev> hm, no contest
#1764 [06:35] <lemon-rev> lasse_dk windows / mac ?
#1765 [06:38] <mib_jaailc> http://pastebin.com/YP2W3pPj i think this is what you meant
#1766 [06:38] <lemon-rev> thanks
#1767 [06:39] <lasse_dk> i haven't talked about any link, when i press download on my site a site comes up where i pick windows and then a box pops up where i choose run and then another box pops up that says: "Fatal exception occurred. program exit"
#1768 [06:40] <lemon-rev> mib_jaailc NVIDIA GeForce GT 220 < thats your video card could you please update them via http://www.nvidia.co.uk/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-uk
#1769 [06:40] <lemon-rev> lasse could you please goto your control pannel ?
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#1772 [06:42] <lasse_dk> i am on my control panel
#1773 [06:43] <lemon-rev> lasse_dk < could you please doulbe click on add/remove programs please
#1774 [06:43] <lasse_dk> done
#1775 [06:43] <lemon-rev> ok your looking for java < you want to uninstall it
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#1777 [06:49] <lasse20_dk> thank you lemon-rev
#1778 [06:50] <lemon-rev> ?
#1779 [06:50] <lemon-rev> not yet
#1780 [06:50] <lemon-rev> lasse20_dk i need you to install java again from java.com < please
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#1782 [06:51] <lasse20_dk> i was lasse_dk before and i uninstall java
#1783 [06:51] <lasse20_dk> and it help
#1784 [06:51] <lemon-rev> ok, why, did the game run lasse20_dk ?
#1785 [06:51] <lasse20_dk> cus i uninstall java
#1786 [06:52] <lemon-rev> lasse20_dk < im asking is the game running ?
#1787 [06:53] <GreyVulpine> Guess it is
#1788 [06:53] <lemon-rev> i hope
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#1799 [07:31] <markb> I need help to run Minecraft. Java doesnt seem to want to run it
#1800 [07:32] <markb> ive reinstalled java, just bought the game 30 mins ago, and am thoroughly upset... seems like a waste of money to me
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#1802 [07:33] <markb> looks like java is turning itself off
#1803 [07:33] <lemon-rev> markb
#1804 [07:34] <markb> i mean selling a game that doesnt work and offering no refund
#1805 [07:34] <lemon-rev> please login to minecraft.net and goto profile after you log in please
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#1807 [07:34] <markb> ok
#1808 [07:35] <markb> done
#1809 [07:35] <lemon-rev> does it say anything there ?
#1810 [07:35] <markb> only about changing skins and the like
#1811 [07:36] <lemon-rev> markb can you please type !paid nickname of your account please
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#1813 [07:36] <markb> paulbalarsky
#1814 [07:36] <lemon-rev> !paid paulbalarsky
#1815 [07:36] <lemon-rev> ok
#1816 [07:36] <lemon-rev> markb when you reinstalled java what exactly did you do ?
#1817 [07:37] <markb> went to control panel...removed olld java update and re updated
#1818 [07:37] <rach> hey, just a quick performance based question, if minecraft is running slowly on my computer what settings should i put it on?
#1819 [07:37] <lemon-rev> ??> markb win/dxdiag
#1820 [07:37] <VoxelHead> markb: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1821 [07:37] <VoxelHead> markb: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1822 [07:38] <lemon-rev> rach try hitting the 'f' key to lower the fog level and possible put the light on classic or just fiddle with those
#1823 [07:38] <markb> not following ?win/dxdiag?
#1824 [07:38] <lemon-rev> why
#1825 [07:39] <lemon-rev> if you dont i cant see what your system has and help you more than what you already have done
#1826 [07:40] <markb> ok
#1827 [07:40] <lemon-rev> markb it doesnt allow me to hack you, it only shows me what your computer spec's are
#1828 [07:40] <lemon-rev> ok
#1829 [07:40] <rach> thanks
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#1832 [07:43] <xxxeibmozxxx> aaaah i need a lil advice =P
#1833 [07:44] <lemon-rev> hm ok xxxe whats up and please change your nic /nick name
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#1836 [07:47] <markb> any other way to send ifo other than pastebin?
#1837 [07:48] <Morrolan> pastie.org
#1838 [07:48] <lemon-rev> whys that markb ?
#1839 [07:48] <Morrolan> But why can't you use pastebin, markb?
#1840 [07:48] <lemon-rev> oh hello morrolan
#1841 [07:48] <Morrolan> hey lemon-rev :)
#1842 [07:48] <markb> seems i cant paste on pastebin
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#1844 [07:48] <Morrolan> markb: Try www.pastie.org then
#1845 [07:48] <markb> ok
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#1847 [07:51] <markb> im not good with these pasting programs..probably idiocy on my part...cant i send the folder
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#1850 [07:56] <markb> ------------------
#1851 [07:57] <markb> ------------------
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#1854 [08:00] <Morrolan> markb: Just copy all the text, paste it on that site, and hit "paste".
#1855 [08:00] <Morrolan> Not that hard, really.
#1856 [08:00] <Morrolan> If you'd tell us where you're stuck we might even be able to help you.
#1857 [08:01] <markb> ive pasted but cant find a link
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#1859 [08:02] <lemon-rev> markb after you past in the text dwon the bottem should be a submit butten
#1860 [08:03] <markb> yes and ive pressed that
#1861 [08:03] <lemon-rev> ok does it give you a line to copy ?
#1862 [08:03] <markb> hmm
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#1864 [08:03] <lemon-rev> saying url ?
#1865 [08:03] <markb> dont thinks so moment
#1866 [08:04] <lemon-rev> markb ok try copying the http ilnk at the address bar at the top and pasting it here please
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#1868 [08:05] <Morrolan> markb: This is the address bar of your browser: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#1869 [08:05] <Morrolan> Give us the address written there. :)
#1870 [08:05] <Morrolan> (It won't look exactly the same, unless you're using the same browser ofc)
#1871 [08:06] <lemon-rev> hahahahah ty soo much morroland lol damm try's hitting head into wall to resolve problems doesnt help :P
#1872 [08:06] <Morrolan> Heh, I made this image a long time ago for this exact purpose :D
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#1874 [08:06] <lemon-rev> well im glad it still wroks
#1875 [08:06] <lemon-rev> works*
#1876 [08:06] <markb> http://www.pastie.org/2091224
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#1878 [08:07] <Morrolan> Ok then lemon-rev, he's all yours, got some work to do. :)
#1879 [08:07] <lemon-rev> lol im all most ready for bed
#1880 [08:07] <lemon-rev> np
#1881 [08:07] <lemon-rev> markb
#1882 [08:07] <markb> yes
#1883 [08:07] <lemon-rev> ill try finding you a link
#1884 [08:07] <lemon-rev> your video card drivers are out of date by a year
#1885 [08:08] <tyteen4a03> pastie looks more noob-friendly
#1886 [08:08] <markb> oh
#1887 [08:08] <lemon-rev> NVIDIA GeForce 6600 < thats your graphic driver http://www.nvidia.co.uk/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-uk < download from after choosing your machine and card
#1888 [08:09] <markb> ok thanks..hope i wont be back
#1889 [08:09] <lemon-rev> tyteen4a03 i havent seen it so well see :P
#1890 [08:09] <mib_6hex7t> Is there anyone that can help me?
#1891 [08:09] <mib_6hex7t> i am having rediculous troubles downloading Minecraft
#1892 [08:10] <mib_6hex7t> i paid and everything
#1893 [08:10] <lemon-rev> there is but im almost done here whats up
#1894 [08:10] <mib_6hex7t> but it just wont download or anuthing
#1895 [08:10] <lemon-rev> mib_6hex7t could you please /nick name your self please
#1896 [08:10] <mib_6hex7t> Sam :)
#1897 [08:10] <lemon-rev> btw control pannel < windows < add/remove programs remove java < reinstall it java.com
#1898 [08:11] <lemon-rev> mib type /nick sam
#1899 [08:11] <lemon-rev> there you go sam
#1900 [08:11] <sam> Thanx
#1901 [08:11] <sam> iv never used this before
#1902 [08:11] <lemon-rev> ok sam could you please try what i just told you about control pannel please
#1903 [08:11] <lemon-rev> its ok
#1904 [08:11] <sam> i dont understand?
#1905 [08:12] <lemon-rev> windows / mac ?
#1906 [08:12] <sam> Windows
#1907 [08:12] <lemon-rev> sam start / control pannel
#1908 [08:12] <lemon-rev> and you should beable to see from there
#1909 [08:12] <sam> Okay
#1910 [08:12] <sam> im in the control panel
#1911 [08:12] <lemon-rev> sam add/remove programs
#1912 [08:13] <sam> Java
#1913 [08:13] <sam> ?
#1914 [08:13] <lemon-rev> yes
#1915 [08:13] <sam> Ohh wait brb
#1916 [08:13] <sam> back
#1917 [08:13] <sam> sorry
#1918 [08:13] <lemon-rev> goto java.com and update
#1919 [08:14] <sam> 1 sec its removing it
#1920 [08:14] <lemon-rev> np
#1921 [08:14] <sam> it says i cant cuz im using Java
#1922 [08:14] <sam> O.o
#1923 [08:14] <sam> 1 sec
#1924 [08:15] <sam> is this chat using Java?
#1925 [08:15] <sam> ..
#1926 [08:15] <lemon-rev> most likely
#1927 [08:15] <lemon-rev> sam, thats why i said
#1928 [08:15] <sam> it says im using it but this is my only tab
#1929 [08:15] <lemon-rev> after its closed
#1930 [08:15] <sam> Ohh
#1931 [08:15] <sam> Woopsy
#1932 [08:15] <sam> So b4 i go
#1933 [08:15] <tyteen4a03> lemon-rev: mibbit uses java?
#1934 [08:16] <lemon-rev> i dont know dude,
#1935 [08:16] <tyteen4a03> I thought they only use java as their server
#1936 [08:16] <lemon-rev> sam before you go after it unisntalls reinstall java from java.com
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#1938 [08:16] <sam> Okay be back in a min
#1939 [08:16] <lemon-rev> tyteen4a03 it could be also its just some way web things work to get on say irc
#1940 [08:16] <Minale> Ehm.. hey guys. o:
#1941 [08:17] <lemon-rev> hey im helping sam and then im in bed
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#1943 [08:17] <Minale> Uhm could anyone tell me if there is a way to check what mods I have installed ? o;
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#1945 [08:18] <lemon-rev> Minale /j #bukkit
#1946 [08:20] <lemon-rev> blah, im off
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#1948 [08:20] <mib_oafio8> im back
#1949 [08:20] <mib_oafio8> how do i change my naame aain?
#1950 [08:21] <sam> Done
#1951 [08:21] <sam> :D
#1952 [08:21] <sam> lemon-rev?
#1953 [08:21] * mib_g0zstr [mib_g0zstr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1954 [08:22] <sam> lemon-rev? D:
#1955 [08:22] <sam> ):
#1956 [08:22] <sam> :(
#1957 [08:23] <sam> Please help...
#1958 [08:24] <RichardG> how would I get an error report from a multiplayer server... the error report files out there are singleplayer only
#1959 [08:25] <sam> o my gosh ITS WORKING
#1960 [08:25] <sam> THANKYOU SO MUCH LEMON-REV!!!!!
#1961 [08:25] <tyteen4a03> :P
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#1963 [08:26] <Rustywolf> Guys, can i get some redstone help./
#1964 [08:26] <_303> ??< Rustywolf ask
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#1966 [08:27] <Rustywolf> How do i stop current flowing 'up stream'
#1967 [08:27] <Rustywolf> im trying to use an RS NOR latch with a pressure plate for a toggle effect, but the redstone travels up to the pressue plate, effectively stopping it
#1968 [08:28] <tyteen4a03> _303: ??>
#1969 [08:29] <_303> ??< help
#1970 [08:29] <tyteen4a03> ??> help
#1971 [08:29] <tyteen4a03> I mean,
#1972 [08:29] <_303> ??>> tyteen4a03 ask
#1973 [08:29] <tyteen4a03> ??> _303 index
#1974 [08:29] <VoxelHead> _303: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
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#1979 [08:40] <camster> how do i sort out bad video driver
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#1985 [08:48] <`Aleks> i need some help please
#1986 [08:48] <`Aleks> I am unable to play MineCraft due to an error that occured yesterday
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#1988 [08:51] <`Aleks> Could anyone please help me?
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#1990 [08:53] <Danielbj> What error is it?
#1991 [08:53] <`Aleks> it says this:
#1992 [08:53] <`Aleks> qan error occured while loading the applet Please contact support to resolve this issue Fatal error occured (7): com.mojang.minecraft.MinecraftApplet
#1993 [08:54] <`Aleks> an error*
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#1995 [08:54] <Danielbj> What version of minecraft is it?
#1996 [08:54] <`Aleks> the free multiplayer one
#1997 [08:55] <Danielbj> The browser version?
#1998 [08:55] <`Aleks> yes
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#2000 [08:58] <Danielbj> I thinkhttp://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/62814-fixed-fatal-error-occurred-7/
#2001 [08:58] <Danielbj> This looks like a solution :)
#2002 [08:59] <Danielbj> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/62814-fixed-fatal-error-occurred-7/
#2003 [08:59] <Danielbj> Ooops :D
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#2006 [09:03] <`Aleks> seems that the minecraft file isnt on my comp
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#2008 [09:03] <Danielbj> Me neither! D:
#2009 [09:03] <paulbalarsky> just got minecraft...problems w/ java, ive reinstalled java..getting error message exception access violation
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#2015 [09:08] <paulbalarsky> so far rebooted graphic drivers and reloaded java...seems a lot for a little game
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#2017 [09:09] <paulbalarsky> any help available on this problem??
#2018 [09:10] <mib_jsbmzb> i need help
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#2020 [09:13] <paulbalarsky> seems even the older version cuts out and does the same
#2021 [09:13] <Woop145> I switched computers yesterday, so I wanted to play minecraft. Well, it runs but when I click on single player it freezes my computer. why?
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#2024 [09:14] <paulbalarsky> help please java doesnt like minecraft
#2025 [09:15] <Woop145> Anyone?
#2026 [09:16] <`Aleks> Danielbj, thanks alot its working now! :)
#2027 [09:16] <`Aleks> just took some time to find the right file :)
#2028 [09:16] <Danielbj> Oh :)
#2029 [09:16] <Danielbj> Good to hear, glad i vould help :P
#2030 [09:17] <`Aleks> yeah me too, well bye, back to minecraft :P
#2031 [09:17] <Woop145> I switched computers yesterday, so I wanted to play minecraft. Well, it runs but when I click on single player it freezes my computer. why?
#2032 [09:17] <Woop145> That's the fullscreen. in browser it doesnt even pop up.
#2033 [09:17] <paulbalarsky> so java closes own and sends a message to my desktop exception accesss violation..any idea??
#2034 [09:17] <Danielbj> Woop145, are yout on a MAC?
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#2036 [09:18] <Woop145> No, A PC a delll to be specific
#2037 [09:18] <Woop145> Desktop.
#2038 [09:19] <mib_jsbmzb> i keep getting a black screen and then it closes and after that and then i get a java error report please help
#2039 [09:19] <Danielbj> Okay.... Bcus it's a common mac-problem. - Alternatively you can run a local server, and then join it? :P
#2040 [09:20] <Woop145> :p It does the same with everybutton. Options, mods/texture, etc
#2041 [09:20] <Woop145> I think It's java or something, but not too sure.
#2042 [09:20] <Danielbj> What version do you have? and is the beowser version?
#2043 [09:20] <Woop145> I play the fullscreen normally
#2044 [09:21] <mib_jsbmzb> ive reinstalled java , and ive taken off all of the old versions and still it doesnt work in browser or out
#2045 [09:21] <paulbalarsky> EXCEPTION ACCESS VIOLATION..whats that about...just bought the game and cant get it working
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#2047 [09:21] <Woop145> On the browser version the square pops up, but there's a red X in a square in corner
#2048 [09:22] <Danielbj> Hmmm.... i think it's a java-problem too!
#2049 [09:22] <Woop145> And on the fullscreen downloaded version everything works until I press the button and then it freeze the computer.
#2050 [09:23] <atomicdonut> i have a java problem, i think, hexaholic said it was. my game just randomly closes after like 30 seconds
#2051 [09:23] <Woop145> I downloaded the newest java version, but no success
#2052 [09:23] <Danielbj> Jave is crap....
#2053 [09:23] <atomicdonut> yeah
#2054 [09:24] <Danielbj> try in safe mode? :D
#2055 [09:24] <DarkNoddy> Do you get any error when it closes?
#2056 [09:24] <atomicdonut> hmmmmmm
#2057 [09:24] <atomicdonut> not me
#2058 [09:24] <atomicdonut> it just does
#2059 [09:24] <paulbalarsky> i get an error EXCEPTIO ACCESS VIOLATION
#2060 [09:25] <DarkNoddy> are there any hs_* or whatever they are prefixed with files in the minecraft folder?
#2061 [09:25] <atomicdonut> DarkNoddy who are you helping?
#2062 [09:26] <DarkNoddy> you mostly :P
#2063 [09:26] <atomicdonut> ok
#2064 [09:26] <atomicdonut> lol
#2065 [09:26] <DarkNoddy> sorry xD
#2066 [09:26] <atomicdonut> um, idk what that prefix thing meant lol
#2067 [09:27] <DarkNoddy> any files that start with hs_err_pid ?
#2068 [09:27] <atomicdonut> idk, lemme check
#2069 [09:27] <paulbalarsky> going in the right direction
#2070 [09:27] <DarkNoddy> not sure if I just get them becuase I start it with java though.
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#2072 [09:28] <paulbalarsky> any other way to start?
#2073 [09:28] <DarkNoddy> So, you have a legit version of minecraft (newest version) and it closes 30 seconds into playing. No mods / texture packs?
#2074 [09:28] <DarkNoddy> well
#2075 [09:28] <atomicdonut> well, the only file that isnt the actual game is a blank page that say minecraft, and when i click it it opens up other things
#2076 [09:29] <DarkNoddy> there is the exe which does everything for you
#2077 [09:29] <DarkNoddy> or you can do it "manually" like I do
#2078 [09:29] <atomicdonut> how do i add that?
#2079 [09:29] <DarkNoddy> atomicdonut: So, you have a legit version of minecraft (newest version) and it closes 30 seconds into playing. No mods / texture packs?
#2080 [09:29] <atomicdonut> i try to rename it but it doesnt let me
#2081 [09:29] <atomicdonut> right
#2082 [09:29] <DarkNoddy> tried re downloading the game files? (not the launcher)
#2083 [09:29] <atomicdonut> ok
#2084 [09:30] <atomicdonut> brb
#2085 [09:30] <DarkNoddy> like, deleting the stuff in %appdata%\.minecraft\bin
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#2087 [09:30] <paulbalarsky> Any help....error exception access violation...cant get the game running at all
#2088 [09:31] <DarkNoddy> try re-downloading the launcher.
#2089 [09:31] <DarkNoddy> then delete everything in the %appdata%\.minecraft\bin folder
#2090 [09:31] <DarkNoddy> given you're on windows anyway
#2091 [09:31] <DarkNoddy> then start the launcher
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#2093 [09:32] <atomicdonut> it said the publisher of Minecraft (1) couldn't be verified, but it brings me to the same thing my other blank one does
#2094 [09:32] <atomicdonut> when i open
#2095 [09:32] <atomicdonut> it
#2096 [09:32] <DarkNoddy> O_O
#2097 [09:32] <atomicdonut> ya,
#2098 [09:33] <atomicdonut> i agree
#2099 [09:33] <DarkNoddy> hehe
#2100 [09:33] <atomicdonut> lol
#2101 [09:33] <paulbalarsky> Any help...just bought minecraft...error reading Exception access violation every time i try to run it
#2102 [09:33] <DarkNoddy> download minecraft.exe from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
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#2104 [09:33] <DarkNoddy> then go to %appdata%\.minecraft\bin
#2105 [09:33] <DarkNoddy> delete everything
#2106 [09:33] <DarkNoddy> run minecraft
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#2109 [09:33] <atomicdonut> ok
#2110 [09:34] <DarkNoddy> :o do I talk too much?
#2111 [09:34] <atomicdonut> no
#2112 [09:34] <DarkNoddy> meant since I was muted :I
#2113 [09:34] <atomicdonut> theres a page that says which file would you like to open this with, do i ignore it?
#2114 [09:35] <DarkNoddy> what did you download?
#2115 [09:35] <Blu3wolf> hello all, trying to reset my password, and i have not rec/d an email. is this common?
#2116 [09:35] <paulbalarsky> definate java problems
#2117 [09:35] <atomicdonut> nvrmind
#2118 [09:35] <atomicdonut> lemme download
#2119 [09:36] <paulbalarsky> this is driving me insane...game ldoesnt work...want to get my money back...any telephone numbers..irate
#2120 [09:36] <atomicdonut> how do i go to appdata
#2121 [09:36] <Blu3wolf> c:/users/<yourusernamehere>/appdata
#2122 [09:37] <DarkNoddy> you can put it in the run box on the start menu "%appdata%\.minecraft\bin"
#2123 [09:37] <Blu3wolf> thats supposed to be c directory
#2124 [09:37] <DarkNoddy> without the ""
#2125 [09:37] <DarkNoddy> or as blue said :)
#2126 [09:37] <DarkNoddy> c:\documents and settings\<username>\appdata\ IIRC for XP
#2127 [09:38] <atomicdonut> there, i deleted everything
#2128 [09:38] <Blu3wolf> anyone cluey about the password reset thing?
#2129 [09:38] <DarkNoddy> ok :) then run the minecraft.exe you downloaded
#2130 [09:39] <DarkNoddy> and log in as usual
#2131 [09:39] <atomicdonut> k
#2132 [09:41] <paulbalarsky> crap...its not going to work is it....MIne craft dooom
#2133 [09:42] <atomicdonut> it said Java tm platform se binary has stopped working and it closed my game
#2134 [09:42] <DarkNoddy> is that what happened before?
#2135 [09:43] <atomicdonut> yes, but it also closes randomly sometimes
#2136 [09:43] <DarkNoddy> you have the latest version of Java installed I take it?
#2137 [09:43] <atomicdonut> yep
#2138 [09:43] <DarkNoddy> hmm
#2139 [09:44] <Hexaholic> Hey Atomic, still haveing that problem?
#2140 [09:44] <atomicdonut> yep
#2141 [09:44] <DarkNoddy> download http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar?v=1308490385306
#2142 [09:44] <DarkNoddy> it's the jar version of the game
#2143 [09:44] <Hexaholic> Mhm
#2144 [09:44] <atomicdonut> open or save
#2145 [09:44] <DarkNoddy> save
#2146 [09:45] <atomicdonut> lemme see if it works
#2147 [09:45] <atomicdonut> omg three creepers
#2148 [09:45] <DarkNoddy> O_o
#2149 [09:46] <Hexaholic> :O!
#2150 [09:46] <Blu3wolf> no worries about the email, just took longer than i was expecting.
#2151 [09:46] <DarkNoddy> got it then? :)
#2152 [09:46] <atomicdonut> didnt work
#2153 [09:46] <DarkNoddy> ok
#2154 [09:46] <atomicdonut> same thing
#2155 [09:46] <DarkNoddy> download this: http://www.valvik.org/darknoddy/start_proper.bat
#2156 [09:46] <DarkNoddy> and put it in the same folder as the minecraft.jar
#2157 [09:46] <atomicdonut> it said this type of file could hurt your computer
#2158 [09:46] <paulbalarsky> Any help error message exception access violation..cant get minecraft running...just bought it and its a little upsetting
#2159 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> that it very much coud
#2160 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> *could
#2161 [09:47] <atomicdonut> do i?
#2162 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> it's a batch script
#2163 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> it won't hurt your computer
#2164 [09:47] <atomicdonut> k
#2165 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> but don't download stuff people tell you to unless they seem trustworthy
#2166 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> that script could very well delete everything on your computer
#2167 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> (it doesnt)
#2168 [09:47] <atomicdonut> run or save
#2169 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> save
#2170 [09:47] <DarkNoddy> same folder as minecraft.jar
#2171 [09:48] <DarkNoddy> then run that and it should start the game if your java path is set up correctly
#2172 [09:48] <atomicdonut> k
#2173 [09:48] <DarkNoddy> it will output what goes on with the game in a log, so there might be clues to why it crashes
#2174 [09:49] <atomicdonut> when i run it it closes right away
#2175 [09:49] <DarkNoddy> guess the java path isn't set up then
#2176 [09:49] <DarkNoddy> where is your java installed?
#2177 [09:49] <atomicdonut> how do i do that
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#2179 [09:49] <atomicdonut> um idk lemme check
#2180 [09:49] <DarkNoddy> c:\program files (x86)\java\jre6\bin\ ?
#2181 [09:50] <TheNytangel> ja..va?
#2182 [09:50] <paulbalarsky> java
#2183 [09:50] <TheNytangel> java!
#2184 [09:50] <atomicdonut> same as where my minecraft is
#2185 [09:50] <TheNytangel> java java java!
#2186 [09:50] <atomicdonut> stfu!
#2187 [09:50] <atomicdonut> lol
#2188 [09:50] <TheNytangel> lol
#2189 [09:50] <paulbalarsky> said in an angry way
#2190 [09:50] <DarkNoddy> oO you have java installed where your minecraft is? what folder is that then?
#2191 [09:51] <atomicdonut> downloads
#2192 [09:51] <DarkNoddy> that doesn't sound right
#2193 [09:51] <atomicdonut> where do i put it
#2194 [09:51] <TheNytangel> Erm.. Minecraft is in C:\Users\<name>\.... wow I forgot
#2195 [09:51] <DarkNoddy> do you have this folder: c:\program files (x86)\java\ ?
#2196 [09:52] <atomicdonut> ill check, do i put it in the run box?
#2197 [09:52] <DarkNoddy> sure
#2198 [09:52] <TheNytangel> C:\Users\<name>\AppData\Roaming
#2199 [09:52] <TheNytangel> :D
#2200 [09:52] <atomicdonut> yeah, i have it
#2201 [09:53] <TheNytangel> o noes.. i forget to put \.minecraft D:
#2202 [09:53] * TheNytangel goes and commits suicide
#2202 [09:53] <DarkNoddy> do you have jre6 in that folder?
#2203 [09:53] <TheNytangel> Jk
#2204 [09:53] <atomicdonut> idk if it was the actual java, but one was by minecraft
#2205 [09:53] <atomicdonut> um, yes
#2206 [09:53] <TheNytangel> I'm learning java
#2207 [09:53] <DarkNoddy> just to be sure, there is a bin folder in that folder? :P
#2208 [09:53] <atomicdonut> ya
#2209 [09:54] <DarkNoddy> ok
#2210 [09:54] <DarkNoddy> 1 sec
#2211 [09:54] <atomicdonut> UGH!
#2212 [09:54] <atomicdonut> lol
#2213 [09:54] <TheNytangel> O.o I have to poop
#2214 [09:54] <DarkNoddy> ...
#2215 [09:54] <atomicdonut> O.O
#2216 [09:54] <atomicdonut> ..
#2217 [09:55] <TheNytangel> Hashbrowns + a lot of butter = crap 5 minutes later
#2218 [09:55] <TheNytangel> Brb
#2219 [09:55] <atomicdonut> sounds fair,
#2220 [09:55] <DarkNoddy> ok
#2221 [09:55] <DarkNoddy> redownload: http://www.valvik.org/darknoddy/start_proper.bat
#2222 [09:55] <DarkNoddy> into the same folder as minecraft.jar
#2223 [09:55] <DarkNoddy> should start the game now
#2224 [09:55] <atomicdonut> nope
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#2226 [09:56] <atomicdonut> same thing
#2227 [09:56] <DarkNoddy> did you download it again?
#2228 [09:56] <paulbalarsky> this is horrific
#2229 [09:56] <atomicdonut> yep
#2230 [09:56] <DarkNoddy> I changed it a bit :)
#2231 [09:56] <DarkNoddy> O_O
#2232 [09:56] <DarkNoddy> is there atleast a file named log_proper.txt or proper_error.txt in that folder?
#2233 [09:57] <atomicdonut> lemme check
#2234 [09:57] <TheNytangel> Back
#2235 [09:57] <atomicdonut> yep, log_proper.txt is there
#2236 [09:57] <DarkNoddy> what's in it?
#2237 [09:58] <atomicdonut> nothing
#2238 [09:58] <DarkNoddy> and you don't have proper_error.txt?
#2239 [09:58] <DarkNoddy> if you say no I'll toss myself out the windpw
#2240 [09:58] <atomicdonut> i do have that too
#2241 [09:58] <DarkNoddy> *window
#2242 [09:58] <DarkNoddy> good :D
#2243 [09:58] <DarkNoddy> empty as well?
#2244 [09:58] <TheNytangel> Heads!
#2245 [09:58] <atomicdonut> i saved a life! and it isnt empty
#2246 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> nice
#2247 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> if it's more than 2-3 lines
#2248 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> I guess you should nopaste it
#2249 [09:59] <atomicdonut> it is more
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#2251 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> *pastebin
#2252 [09:59] <TheNytangel> www.pastebin.com
#2253 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> http://script.quakenet.org/paste/text
#2254 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> or whichever pastebin you like
#2255 [09:59] <TheNytangel> >.>
#2256 [09:59] <DarkNoddy> hehe
#2257 [09:59] <TheNytangel> www.chrisp.pastebin.com
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#2259 [10:00] <TheNytangel> o no
#2260 [10:00] <atomicdonut> what do i put in the code bin
#2261 [10:00] <huddler> there is no link created when i download minecraft
#2262 [10:00] <TheNytangel> where did all of my pastebin stuff go?
#2263 [10:00] <TheNytangel> huddler, save it
#2264 [10:00] <DarkNoddy> you put the content of the file in the paste bin
#2265 [10:00] <DarkNoddy> it gives you a link
#2266 [10:00] <atomicdonut> ok
#2267 [10:01] <DarkNoddy> you give me the link and I can read what you pasted :)
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#2269 [10:01] <huddler> like instead of running it?
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#2271 [10:01] <mib_ykk08x> hey for some reason I am banned from the channel #minecraft
#2272 [10:01] <mib_ykk08x> I dont know why
#2273 [10:01] <atomicdonut> http://script.quakenet.org/paste/579660
#2274 [10:01] <mib_ykk08x> Ive never been on it before.
#2275 [10:02] <TheNytangel> :(
#2276 [10:02] <DarkNoddy> figured that's what it would say
#2277 [10:02] <TheNytangel> huddler, yes, instead of clicking "Open" or "Run", save it to the desktop or something
#2278 [10:02] <TheNytangel> It might take a couple tries
#2279 [10:02] <huddler> gotcha thanks
#2280 [10:03] <TheNytangel> All of my mIRC scripts.. gone..
#2281 [10:03] <TheNytangel> Oh well
#2282 [10:03] <TheNytangel> I still have them in mIRC
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#2284 [10:03] <atomicdonut> :(
#2285 [10:03] <DarkNoddy> right click on teh start_proper.bat and select edit
#2286 [10:03] <DarkNoddy> *the
#2287 [10:03] <atomicdonut> what?
#2288 [10:04] <DarkNoddy> the file start_proper.bat
#2289 [10:04] <atomicdonut> how
#2290 [10:04] <DarkNoddy> how what?
#2291 [10:04] <atomicdonut> oh, nvrminf
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#2293 [10:04] <DarkNoddy> does it say "java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame >> log_proper.txt 2>> proper_error.txt" ?
#2294 [10:04] <DarkNoddy> or: "C:\program files (x86)\java\jre6\bin\java.exe" -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame >> log_proper.txt 2>> proper_error.txt
#2295 [10:05] <atomicdonut> um, i clicked edit, and it says to run it
#2296 [10:05] <DarkNoddy> eh
#2297 [10:05] <DarkNoddy> hehe
#2298 [10:05] <DarkNoddy> delete it
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#2300 [10:06] <atomicdonut> delete proper?
#2301 [10:06] <DarkNoddy> yup
#2302 [10:06] <atomicdonut> k
#2303 [10:06] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
#2304 [10:06] <DarkNoddy> and then download http://www.valvik.org/darknoddy/start_proper.bat
#2305 [10:06] <TheNytangel> Reading random peoples pastebin entrys ftw
#2306 [10:07] <DarkNoddy> :D
#2307 [10:07] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
#2308 [10:07] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
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#2310 [10:07] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
#2311 [10:07] <atomicdonut> did the same thing as before
#2312 [10:07] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
#2313 [10:07] <kendle> the game always crashes when i get into the game. is there a way to get around this?
#2314 [10:07] <TheNytangel> Shut up
#2315 [10:07] <TheNytangel> And we can tell you
#2316 [10:07] <Hexaholic> kendle Dont spam the chat, or u WONT get any help
#2317 [10:07] <TheNytangel> Bye :D
#2318 [10:07] <DarkNoddy> hmm
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#2320 [10:07] <TheNytangel> I was going to suggest re-installing it
#2321 [10:08] <DarkNoddy> I don't get it :( if you have java installed where you checked it should work
#2322 [10:08] <atomicdonut> jre6 isnt where proper is
#2323 [10:08] <SheepNeedMilk> When I go to run minecraft it says the Java plug-in was blocked
#2324 [10:08] <atomicdonut> if thats what you mean
#2325 [10:08] <DarkNoddy> C:\program files (x86)\java\jre6\bin\
#2326 [10:08] <DarkNoddy> is java.exe in that folder?
#2327 [10:08] <atomicdonut> lemme check
#2328 [10:08] <Hexaholic> SheepNeedMilk Disable ur firewall
#2329 [10:09] <TheNytangel> No.
#2330 [10:09] <TheNytangel> Sheep give milk.
#2331 [10:09] <TheNytangel> I think..
#2332 [10:09] <SheepNeedMilk> No thats a cow.
#2333 [10:09] <TheNytangel> Dog's, cats, horses, pigs..
#2334 [10:09] <Hexaholic> SheepNeedMilk, Or allow Java to run, in ur firewall
#2335 [10:09] <atomicdonut> nothing says java.exe
#2336 [10:09] <TheNytangel> They need to feed their young
#2337 [10:09] <TheNytangel> Also women
#2338 [10:09] <TheNytangel> :P
#2339 [10:10] <TheNytangel> >.>
#2340 [10:10] <atomicdonut> wth are you saying nyt lol
#2341 [10:10] <TheNytangel> Everything (almost) gives milk
#2342 [10:10] <DarkNoddy> so you installed java to your downloads folder?
#2343 [10:10] <SheepNeedMilk> Hexaholic I disabled the firewall and still have the same problem.
#2344 [10:10] <atomicdonut> something from java is in my downloads folder
#2345 [10:11] <DarkNoddy> if you go to add remove software in the control panel, and scroll down to java
#2346 [10:11] <DarkNoddy> what do you find?
#2347 [10:11] <atomicdonut> ill check
#2348 [10:11] <DarkNoddy> Java(TM) 6 Update XX?
#2349 [10:12] <Hexaholic> SheepNeedMilk, What firewall are u useing?
#2350 [10:12] <atomicdonut> yup, the update is 26
#2351 [10:12] <DarkNoddy> I wonder where it's installed to then :o
#2352 [10:12] <SheepNeedMilk> Hexaholic windows firewall..
#2353 [10:13] <Hexaholic> SheepNeedMilk, is Java on ur allow list?
#2354 [10:13] <DarkNoddy> you running windows 7 / vista atomicdonut?
#2355 [10:13] <TheNytangel> SheepNeedMilk, click start, and search "Firewall"
#2356 [10:13] <atomicdonut> vista
#2357 [10:13] <DarkNoddy> ok
#2358 [10:13] <DarkNoddy> then in the search thingie on the start menu
#2359 [10:13] <DarkNoddy> type java
#2360 [10:13] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2361 [10:13] <atomicdonut> ya
#2362 [10:13] <DarkNoddy> java.exe should be found, right click it, properties
#2363 [10:14] <DarkNoddy> location
#2364 [10:14] <DarkNoddy> what does that say?
#2365 [10:14] <atomicdonut> it doesnt even say java exe
#2366 [10:14] <TheNytangel> C:\Windows\System32
#2367 [10:14] <DarkNoddy> hehe
#2368 [10:14] <SheepNeedMilk> Okay so java is allowed on my firewall now.
#2369 [10:14] <TheNytangel> Yay!
#2370 [10:15] <DarkNoddy> hmm
#2371 [10:15] <SheepNeedMilk> however.. it says my Java is out of date...
#2372 [10:15] <TheNytangel> !paid TheNytangel
#2373 [10:15] <DarkNoddy> I wonder where the hell you have java installed then
#2374 [10:15] <atomicdonut> woohoo, squeezin tootsie rolls
#2375 [10:15] <TheNytangel> I know! I know
#2376 [10:15] <TheNytangel> Click start -> Computer
#2377 [10:15] <TheNytangel> Search "java"
#2378 [10:16] <TheNytangel> :P
#2379 [10:16] <DarkNoddy> that works with a little bit of patience I suppose
#2380 [10:16] <atomicdonut> ok, lol
#2381 [10:16] <DarkNoddy> make it java.exe
#2382 [10:16] <SheepNeedMilk> It says my java plug in is out of date. but i just updated it?
#2383 [10:16] <atomicdonut> which is the acual java?
#2384 [10:17] <DarkNoddy> what do you mean?
#2385 [10:17] <atomicdonut> what sould it be called?
#2386 [10:17] <TheNytangel> The one with the java symbol
#2387 [10:17] <DarkNoddy> java.exe
#2388 [10:17] <atomicdonut> exactly, i dont have it
#2389 [10:17] <DarkNoddy> then
#2390 [10:17] <DarkNoddy> wtf
#2391 [10:17] <DarkNoddy> you cant run the game at all without it :D
#2392 [10:17] <TheNytangel> I have java, javaw, javaws, java, javaw, java... omg so much stuff coming up
#2393 [10:18] <SheepNeedMilk> Got it working :)
#2394 [10:18] <DarkNoddy> didn't get any hits for java.exe either lol
#2395 [10:18] <Hexaholic> SheepNeedMilk, Go to start/control-panel/programs, uninstall ALL of java's programs, not just 1 of them nor 2, ALL of them, and download the newist version from http://www.java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#2396 [10:18] <atomicdonut> the one that i find says java tm platform se binary or something when you scroll across it
#2397 [10:19] <DarkNoddy> where is that located then?
#2398 [10:19] <atomicdonut> um
#2399 [10:19] <TheNytangel> Heh, forgot to plug in my laptop
#2400 [10:19] <atomicdonut> where my minecraft is
#2401 [10:19] <TheNytangel> >:o
#2402 [10:19] <TheNytangel> Don't spam my chat when I get back
#2403 [10:19] <Hexaholic> atomicdonut, Is ur game still crashing, with java?
#2404 [10:19] <DarkNoddy> hmm
#2405 [10:19] <atomicdonut> yep
#2406 [10:20] <atomicdonut> you know that! lol
#2407 [10:20] <Hexaholic> U did the uninstall all java programs, and reinstall new?
#2408 [10:20] <atomicdonut> ugh, lemme do that
#2409 [10:20] <DarkNoddy> I'd uninstall java and reinstall it to the default location :P
#2410 [10:20] <TheNytangel> Start -> Control panel
#2411 [10:20] <Hexaholic> make sure u take all of them off
#2412 [10:20] <TheNytangel> Remove programs
#2413 [10:21] <atomicdonut> im using javara, so i gotta leave and join back when its done
#2414 [10:21] <atomicdonut> nevermind
#2415 [10:21] <atomicdonut> it said it deleted them all,
#2416 [10:22] <DarkNoddy> download java 6 then and install it to the default location (should be C:\program files (x86)\java\jre6\bin\)
#2417 [10:22] <atomicdonut> k
#2418 [10:23] <DarkNoddy> sorry. C:\program files (x86)\java\ or C:\program files (x86)\java\jre6\
#2419 [10:23] <DarkNoddy> whatever it says in the installer :P
#2420 [10:24] <TheNytangel> Bye
#2421 [10:25] <TheNytangel> I think I will stop learning java for now and go finish learning CSS
#2422 [10:25] <Hexaholic> atomicdonut Hope it works this time, lol
#2423 [10:25] <TheNytangel> I have an idea
#2424 [10:25] <atomicdonut> now, whenever i try to install it, it says its already been found,
#2425 [10:25] <TheNytangel> Start -> cmd -> "Enter" -> type: shutdown -s
#2426 [10:25] <atomicdonut> here, ill be back in awhile, im going on an ex-java hunting spree
#2427 [10:26] <TheNytangel> Try my idea first
#2428 [10:26] <atomicdonut> ill be back if i have questions
#2429 [10:26] <DarkNoddy> you can't have uninstalled it properly then :S
#2430 [10:26] <DarkNoddy> if your browser is using java for hte IRC client that might be it
#2431 [10:26] <DarkNoddy> either way, if you get java installed to the default location
#2432 [10:26] <atomicdonut> i have no idea what that means
#2433 [10:26] <DarkNoddy> then start_proper should log whatever happens with minecraft and might give you some clues to what's wrong :S
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#2435 [10:27] <atomicdonut> here, i need a break, this is confusing
#2436 [10:27] <Hexaholic> atomicdonut Then u havent uninstalled all the java programs, lol
#2437 [10:27] <atomicdonut> I KNOW!!!! lol
#2438 [10:27] <DarkNoddy> kk mate :) breaks are good ;D
#2439 [10:27] <atomicdonut> k bye
#2440 [10:29] <Ssabata00> hopefully this is the right place to ask about this. I just got minecraft and it keeps crashing, sometimes I get a Java APPCRASH error and sometimes I get no message and the game just closes. anyone have any idea what this may be?
#2441 [10:29] <Hexaholic> Ssabata, can u copy the error, into pastebin?
#2442 [10:30] <Ssabata00> for sure, just lemme recreate it real quick..
#2443 [10:30] <Hexaholic> ok
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#2447 [10:33] <skippydippy> Hello:) ..
#2448 [10:36] <Ssabata00> hexaholic: http://pastebin.com/SKLThDFj
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#2450 [10:37] <Ssabata00> right before it happens, blocks stop changing visually. I can mine and place them, but their appearance wont change even though I can walk through them or on them
#2451 [10:38] <Hexaholic> Do u know what graphics card u have?
#2452 [10:38] <zenon> i have waited a day since i bought minecraft and downloaded it and it still wont let me play
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#2454 [10:39] <Ssabata00> Nvidia GeForce 9200M GS
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#2456 [10:41] <Hexaholic> ok Ssabata00 Go to start/control-panel/programs, uninstall ALL of java's programs, not just 1 of them nor 2, ALL of them, and download the newist version from http://www.java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#2457 [10:42] <Sabata00> i tried that last night, maybe i missed one because i got a java error right after reinstalling
#2458 [10:43] <Hexaholic> Yah, when u uninstall java, it doesnt uninstall all of the ones u have on ur pc
#2459 [10:43] <Hexaholic> So u have to find them, and take them off
#2460 [10:43] <Sabata00> what else should i look for? all im seeing is java 6 update 26
#2461 [10:44] <Hexaholic> How much ram do you have?
#2462 [10:44] <DarkNoddy> Have you tried updating/downgrading your display card drivers?
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#2464 [10:44] <Hexaholic> And what CPU do u have?
#2465 [10:45] <Sabata00> 4gigs, no i have not, its an intel core duo
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#2467 [10:45] <DarkNoddy> you might wanna give that a go.
#2468 [10:45] <Kalithe> hey there. I downloaded minecraft, then double click it.. but nothing happens.
#2469 [10:46] <Hexaholic> Mmm, Could you go to start> where it says search for files and programs, type in run, and then put in Dxdiag, save all information to the desktop
#2470 [10:46] <Kalithe> when I go to try in browser, nothing happens wither, just a screen filled with dirt
#2471 [10:46] <DarkNoddy> according to your crash report the crash comes from a opengl module for your graphics card, I'm not sure if updating/downgrading will install a different version of it but it's worth a shot I suppose
#2472 [10:46] <Hexaholic> Sabata00, Once u have done that, tell me the line that says Driver Version:
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#2474 [10:47] <Sabata00> Driver Version: 7.15.11.7904
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#2476 [10:48] <Hexaholic> What operateing system are u useing?
#2477 [10:48] <Sabata00> windows 7
#2478 [10:48] <Hexaholic> 64 bit or 32bit?
#2479 [10:48] <Sabata00> 64
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#2481 [10:49] <mib_wf491x> hi
#2482 [10:49] <mib_wf491x> i've got a problem with minecraft...
#2483 [10:49] <Kalithe> excuse me, but was any of you talking to me about my issue?
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#2485 [10:49] <Hexaholic> Kalithe u will have to wait abit, please
#2486 [10:50] <Kalithe> sure. ill hold.
#2487 [10:50] <Hexaholic> Sabata00 Are you useing a notebook?
#2488 [10:51] <Sabata00> yeah a laptop
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#2490 [10:51] <mib_wf491x> when i launch the installer, it says "bad video card drivers"
#2491 [10:51] <Hexaholic> k, download this, http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html and install the new drivers, yours are out of date
#2492 [10:51] <Sabata00> ah!
#2493 [10:51] <Sabata00> awesome!
#2494 [10:52] <Hexaholic> mib_wf491x, Uninstall ur graphic card drivers, find the made/model and download new ones from there site
#2495 [10:52] <Hexaholic> make*
#2496 [10:52] <Sabata00> alright, i've got to get going but i'm going to give this a shot later. thankyou very much this is a great community!
#2497 [10:52] <mib_wf491x> i doesn't have windows7
#2498 [10:53] <Hexaholic> mib_wf491x, Doesnt matter, u can still uninstall the drivers, and reinstall them
#2499 [10:53] <Hexaholic> Kalithe, What kind of problem do you have?
#2500 [10:53] <mib_wf491x> but i have a cracked version of minecraft which works good
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#2503 [10:54] <mib_wf491x> and i bought it today
#2504 [10:54] <mib_wf491x> the "real" version
#2505 [10:54] <Hexaholic> Cracked?
#2506 [10:54] <Hexaholic> Mhm, u still need to re-install ur drivers
#2507 [10:54] <Kalithe> If I visit the website and try to play in browser, nothing happens on this pc. I know a screen should appear (played it elsewhere) and then I tried downloading it, then running it, but nothing happens. ive tried all version and ran them as admin too.
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#2509 [10:54] <Hexaholic> Kalithe this may sound like a stupid question, but do u have java installed?
#2510 [10:55] <mib_wf491x> Hexaholic i'll try...
#2511 [10:55] <Kalithe> yeah, I thought that couldnve been the issue, so i installed it, and still nothing.
#2512 [10:55] <TheNytangel> Have no fear, TheNytangel won't kill you!
#2513 [10:55] <Hexaholic> Kalithe, So nothing comes up, at all, when u try and play? No black screen or nothing?
#2514 [10:56] <Kalithe> nothing at all
#2515 [10:56] <Hexaholic> Mhm, thats odd, did the game work befor?
#2516 [10:56] <Kalithe> first time trying it on this pc. to be honest. but I had it work on different computers.
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#2518 [10:56] <Hexaholic> Hmmm
#2519 [10:57] <IanIvy> test test
#2520 [10:57] <IanIvy> y #minecraft no let me chat?
#2521 [10:57] <Hexaholic> Could you try, removeing all java programs from your computer, and then reinstalling the new version, that can be found at http://www.java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#2522 [10:57] <Danielbj> IanIvy, do you get an error?
#2523 [10:57] <Hexaholic> IanIvy, You are chatting
#2524 [10:58] <Danielbj> he said on #minecraft :P
#2525 [10:58] <Hexaholic> Oh
#2526 [10:58] <Kalithe> I shall imediately
#2527 [10:58] <WaveHack> registered your nick with nickserv?
#2528 [10:58] <Hexaholic> You need to activecate ur account, u should have an email, and registerd name
#2529 [10:58] <IanIvy> i can chat in every channel but #minecraft: "Cannot send to channel: #minecraft" even after verifying
#2530 [10:58] <Hexaholic> I cant spell >.> lol
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#2532 [10:59] <Hexaholic> Register your nickname
#2533 [10:59] <Tanjoodo> He did
#2534 [10:59] <IanIvy> got the email
#2535 [10:59] <WaveHack> You need to identify yourself
#2536 [10:59] <IanIvy> says I have to be logged in to . . .
#2537 [10:59] <WaveHack> /nickserv identify [yuourpassword]
#2538 [10:59] <Hexaholic> ^
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#2541 [11:00] <WaveHack> See, works now
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#2543 [11:02] <slawus> I bought Minecraft, downloaded it from www.minecraft.net. When I click the exe file I just hear a sound and nothing happens. Can anyone help me, please?
#2544 [11:02] <Kalithe> Thank you. that worked!
#2545 [11:02] <Hexaholic> Kalithe Your welcome :)
#2546 [11:02] <Hexaholic> Kalithe Enjoy the game
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#2548 [11:04] <Danielbj> slawus, what OS?
#2549 [11:04] <slawus> xp
#2550 [11:05] <Hexaholic> Slawus, have u tryed downloading it from here http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#2552 [11:05] <Hexaholic> There are 2 diffrent types you can download.
#2553 [11:05] <Danielbj> If yes, re-dl. It could be a bad one.... tried that twice ;)
#2554 [11:06] <slawus> yes, it was a standalone version
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#2556 [11:06] <Hexaholic> Can u download from any of these links? http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1308495885890 and http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#2557 [11:06] <slawus> I tried 3 times, but can do one more time ;-)
#2558 [11:07] <Hexaholic> Wierd why it wont download it, U sure it did download, but went to a diffrent location?
#2559 [11:07] <slawus> allof the links result with the same sound
#2560 [11:08] <slawus> that is an error sound
#2561 [11:09] <Hexaholic> Can u post the erorr, into Pastebin for me?
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#2563 [11:09] <Ssc1997> Ok i am back
#2564 [11:09] <Ssc1997> From last night
#2565 [11:09] <slawus> you can hear just an error message sound, no message is displayed, neither available in Windows logs
#2566 [11:10] <ferdinand> i have a qestion.never on this support page,not sure how it works
#2567 [11:10] <Ssc1997> I made a new account on the computer
#2568 [11:10] <Ssc1997> Same thing.
#2569 [11:10] <Ssc1997> Bad video card drivers
#2570 [11:10] <Hexaholic> slawus, That is strange....
#2571 [11:10] <Hexaholic> Ssc1997 Did u uninstall the old drivers befor instaling the new ones?
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#2573 [11:11] <slawus> any idea? java? hardware drivers? what are software requirements for the game?
#2574 [11:11] <curmet> Help
#2575 [11:11] <curmet> When i start minecraft it update and i wait 1-2 sec. and it's frozen
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#2577 [11:13] <Ssc1997> Hex , i do not know how to do that. I downloaded a New Driver and i was watching it Working. and it said unsistall old driver. But idk.
#2578 [11:13] <Hexaholic> U should of pressed uninstall old drivers
#2579 [11:13] <Hexaholic> xD
#2580 [11:13] <Ssc1997> U have teamveiwer?
#2581 [11:13] <ferdinand> after sighning on.and clicking browser to connect with live minecraft server. it said downloading update.but it was only 90% done.and appered to be frozen.it also said downloading complete.i havent been able to do anything foe a day
#2582 [11:13] <Ssc1997> Cause i need help. i jsut woke up. Can't even type that well.
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#2584 [11:15] <Hexaholic> Ssc1997 Umm, its something to do with ur drivers for ur graphics card.
#2585 [11:15] <Ssc1997> Well idk i jsut need help
#2586 [11:15] <Ssc1997> haven't been able to play minecraft for 4 weeks now
#2587 [11:15] <Ssc1997> and i am addicted to minecraft.
#2588 [11:15] <Hexaholic> Lol
#2589 [11:16] <ferdinand> what is the process of asking for help on this chat plz?
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#2591 [11:17] <wh|afk> Just ask away in understandable English. If one of us is here and bothered to answer, we'll try to help
#2592 [11:17] <ferdinand> cool thanks
#2593 [11:17] <ferdinand> i cant seem to connect to live minecraft
#2594 [11:17] <Hexaholic> Ssc1997, what graphics card do u have again?
#2595 [11:17] <slawus> Hex thanks for a try. Pity I am still stuck
#2596 [11:17] <Ssc1997> a Intel G33/G11 Family chip set
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#2599 [11:18] <WaveHack> ferdinand: Does it say anything?
#2600 [11:18] <mib_puunez> I want to play mine craft but it tells me I have to download java and I'm on a mac but when I go to download I don't know where to go
#2601 [11:18] <ferdinand> after signhing in.i try to conect .it say dupdating minecraft.but its frozen
#2602 [11:18] <mib_1og0pv> Hey guys a quick q, if i have a server map and i put it in my singleplayer and do stuff to it, like build buildings and so on, then put it back in the server folder will the changes be there when i put up the server?
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#2604 [11:19] <ferdinand> updating (sorry)
#2605 [11:19] <Hexaholic> Ssc1997 Try this http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics Click on Check your system for latest updates
#2606 [11:19] <mib_puunez> help me some one
#2607 [11:19] <ferdinand> its frozen though.wont do anything
#2608 [11:19] <mib_1og0pv> anyone knw wat to do
#2609 [11:20] <mib_1og0pv> f i have a server map and i put it in my singleplayer and do stuff to it, like build buildings and so on, then put it back in the server folder will the changes be there when i put up the server?
#2610 [11:20] <mib_1og0pv> if*
#2611 [11:20] <mib_1og0pv> Hex?
#2612 [11:20] <mib_1og0pv> Wave?
#2613 [11:20] <Hexaholic> mib_1og0pv if the map is saved, i should think so
#2614 [11:21] <mib_1og0pv> alright ty
#2615 [11:21] <ferdinand> someone said they were helping me.then they havnt responded
#2616 [11:21] <Hexaholic> ferdinand, Do u know your computer specs?
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#2618 [11:23] <dr_bibble> how does this support page work.i need help please
#2619 [11:23] <Hexaholic> dr_bibble What do u need support with?
#2620 [11:23] <dr_bibble> my son play.after sihning on
#2621 [11:24] <Hexaholic> What do you mean?
#2622 [11:24] <dr_bibble> it say updating.but its frozen
#2623 [11:24] <dr_bibble> it seems to be 90% done.but it sayd done
#2624 [11:24] <Hexaholic> dr_bibble Uninstal Minecraft, and reinstall it
#2625 [11:24] <dr_bibble> i cant do anything
#2626 [11:25] <Hexaholic> does CTRL ALT DEL work?
#2627 [11:25] <dr_bibble> will my son loose his profile
#2628 [11:25] <Hexaholic> No, he wont
#2629 [11:25] <Hexaholic> I dont think :S lol
#2630 [11:25] <dr_bibble> what if i just purchase a new minecfrat.will it use the new one? im not good at computers
#2631 [11:25] <Ssc1997> he won't lose his account
#2632 [11:26] <Ssc1997> The account is in the database from minecraft.net
#2633 [11:26] <Ssc1997> Not in the downloadeable client
#2634 [11:26] <Ssc1997> No it won't use the new one.
#2635 [11:26] <Hexaholic> dr_bibble You dont need to buy it again, uninstall the game and reinstall it
#2636 [11:26] <Ssc1997> Its something with ur system
#2637 [11:26] <dr_bibble> have u seen this problem befor?
#2638 [11:26] <Ssc1997> Now hex, its still Looking.
#2639 [11:27] <Hexaholic> Ssc1997, Give it time ^^
#2640 [11:27] <dr_bibble> thanks so much for your help.my son is 10 and im 39.He knows more than me!! lol
#2641 [11:27] <Hexaholic> Lol
#2642 [11:28] <Ssc1997> Well.
#2643 [11:28] <Hexaholic> <Hexaholic> Ssc1997, Give it time ^^
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#2645 [11:29] <figaro> hello?
#2646 [11:30] <WaveHack> Talk about impatient
#2647 [11:30] <Hexaholic> Lol
#2648 [11:30] <Hexaholic> Wish grey was here, he is brainer then me :(
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#2650 [11:31] <rax-> hi, I'm currently admin of a multiplayer server and there seems to be an issue with spawning animals - plugins installed: http://pastebin.com/dvdiNXeQ
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#2652 [11:32] <WaveHack> Shouldn't issues regarding third party mods go to their respective help channels, instead of the official Minecraft channel?
#2653 [11:32] <rax-> they do spawn but they are not very abundant and don't seem to be spawning in farm type areas designed to spawn them
#2654 [11:32] <rax-> well, how can I blame any one mod?
#2655 [11:32] <WaveHack> Have you found out which mod causes the bug?
#2656 [11:32] <rax-> I'm not sure if it's even a mod problem
#2657 [11:34] <Hexaholic> Do you have a animal mod of some kind on?
#2658 [11:35] <rax-> nope
#2659 [11:35] <rax-> just the mods listed in the pastebin link
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#2661 [11:36] <Hexaholic> Mhm....dont know then, u will have to wait for Grey to wake up, lol
#2662 [11:37] <rax-> ok thanks
#2663 [11:37] <rax-> I'm gonna keep looking into it
#2664 [11:38] <rax-> I turned them off, restarted and then back on, restarted
#2665 [11:38] <rax-> but still the same :|
#2666 [11:38] <WaveHack> Can you verify the problem doesn't occur with all mods turned off, and then try turning the mods on one by one to identify the mod causing the problem
#2667 [11:40] <rax-> yea I'll try that at some point
#2668 [11:41] <rax-> don't want to take the server down at this hour
#2669 [11:41] <WaveHack> Understandable
#2670 [11:41] <WaveHack> Maybe you can run a copy on localhost and check there?
#2671 [11:41] <WaveHack> Doesn't have to be your live server
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#2673 [11:43] <rax-> true
#2674 [11:43] <rax-> I'll try that
#2675 [11:45] <DEMOLITIONRACER> when i download it it says find or save what do i do
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#2677 [11:47] <DEMOLITIONRACER> what do i do
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#2680 [11:48] <Ssc1997> still waiting.
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#2682 [11:48] <Ssc1997> How long shall i have to wait Hex?
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#2684 [11:48] <mr_wibble> the computer got turned off by mistake and now one of my worlds is misssing. How can I recover it
#2685 [11:48] <Ssc1997> Did u delete Minecraft.?
#2686 [11:49] <DEMOLITIONRACER> hello?
#2687 [11:49] <mr_wibble> no
#2688 [11:49] <Ssc1997> or did it just delete its self by when trhe computer shut off
#2689 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: Go to .minecraft/saves
#2690 [11:49] <Ssc1997> ^ THat
#2691 [11:49] <Ssc1997> see if anything is in there
#2692 [11:49] <tyteen4a03> is your world directory there?
#2693 [11:49] <mr_wibble> the world that was on the screen is just gone, not the other worlds I have created
#2694 [11:49] <DEMOLITIONRACER> when i download it it says find or save what did u do
#2695 [11:49] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ???
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#2697 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> DEMOLITIONRACER: What are you trying to ask?
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#2699 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: your brother arrived
#2700 [11:50] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2701 [11:50] <DEMOLITIONRACER> how do i download minecraft because i bought it\
#2702 [11:50] <mr_wibble> the world that was on the screen when the computer got turned off is the only one that is gone. the others are still in the directory
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#2704 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> DEMOLITIONRACER: When you download the exe you should save it to somewhere you remember, then run it
#2705 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: Try Recuva
#2706 [11:51] <rax-> hmm
#2707 [11:51] <tyteen4a03> google it, too lazy to find the address :P
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#2709 [11:51] <rax-> just wondering if there's like some kind of memory limit on mobs?
#2710 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> rax-: what do you mean?
#2711 [11:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> whel it says find or save when i click the 1st one on windows
#2712 [11:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> do i hit find or save
#2713 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> DEMOLITIONRACER: find?
#2714 [11:52] <rax-> well I'm having issues with people being able to spawn animals in farms etc
#2715 [11:52] <tyteen4a03> Why would there be a find button?
#2716 [11:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> find a web to open it or save it
#2717 [11:53] <DEMOLITIONRACER> that what it says
#2718 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> rax-: are you using a bukkit mod?
#2719 [11:53] <rax-> however there are a couple of areas under large mountain type parts of the world where there are LOADS of mobs (including some cows)
#2720 [11:53] <rax-> yea bukkit
#2721 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> DEMOLITIONRACER: Save it to somewhere you remember
#2722 [11:53] <tyteen4a03> rax-: Please go to #bukkit for help
#2723 [11:53] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok
#2724 [11:53] <DEMOLITIONRACER> brb
#2725 [11:53] <mr_wibble> can anyone out there help. my computer got turned off by mistake and the world i was on got deleted. It's an old world that I'vwe been wokring on for days. I get that the stuff I added today would not have been saved but the last version of it should be somewhere. Is there a recovery somewhere?
#2726 [11:53] <rax-> ok thanks tyteen4a03
#2727 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: As I said, you should try out Recuva which scans your computer for deleted files
#2728 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> google it, too lazy to find it right now
#2729 [11:54] <mr_wibble> what is recuva?
#2730 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> mr_wibble: File recovery tool
#2731 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> google it
#2732 [11:54] <mr_wibble> is it safe to use?
#2733 [11:54] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2734 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> http://piriform.com
#2735 [11:55] <Ssc1997> If its not ur Anti virus would pick it up
#2736 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> I think it is this one
#2737 [11:55] <mr_wibble> ok - I'll try
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#2739 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> Ssc1997: what do you mean?
#2740 [11:55] <tyteen4a03> it is not related to your antivirus
#2741 [11:55] <Ssc1997> If it had a trojan , Key logger , Trojan horse ect. THe anti virus has already gotten those when u installed the anti virus
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#2743 [11:55] <Ssc1997> Every anti virus has viruses in them
#2744 [11:56] <Ssc1997> its just like a flu shot
#2745 [11:56] <Ssc1997> it give ue a dead or weakend Version of that virus
#2746 [11:56] <tyteen4a03> Ssc1997: No, that is not related to the issue mr_wibble is having
#2747 [11:56] <Ssc1997> But if it has a virus it will catch it.
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#2749 [11:56] <Ssc1997> If i do remember he said "is it safe"
#2750 [11:56] <Ssc1997> this is the reason why i brung the topic up
#2751 [11:57] <tyteen4a03> Ssc1997: Sounds unncessary to me.
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#2754 [12:01] <wiiz> my minecraft is gay and just showing white screen
#2755 [12:02] <Hexaholic> wiiz You have java installed?
#2756 [12:02] <wiiz> how do i fix it :)
#2757 [12:02] <wiiz> yeah
#2758 [12:03] <wiiz> to the hightestexstent
#2759 [12:03] <Hexaholic> Wiiz, go through this http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/389673-black-screen-when-loading-minecraft/
#2760 [12:03] <Hexaholic> See if it fix's the problem
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#2762 [12:04] <wiiz> k thanks
#2763 [12:04] <DEMOLITIONRACER> CAN SOME 1 HELP ME
#2764 [12:05] <DEMOLITIONRACER> plz
#2765 [12:06] <DEMOLITIONRACER> how do i download minecraft
#2766 [12:06] <Morrolan> !client
#2767 [12:06] * mib_qw95f2 [mib_qw95f2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2768 [12:06] <Morrolan> Take the appropriate link, log in with your username and password.
#2769 [12:07] <wiiz> hex it didnt work
#2770 [12:07] <wiiz> :(
#2771 [12:08] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#2772 [12:08] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Which operating system are you using? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
#2773 [12:08] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Also, what is your Minecraft username?
#2774 [12:08] <DEMOLITIONRACER> windows
#2775 [12:08] <DEMOLITIONRACER> DEMOLITIONRACER
#2776 [12:08] <Hexaholic> wiiz, Mmmmm, Do you have up-to-date graphic drivers?
#2777 [12:09] <Morrolan> !paid DEMOLITIONRACER
#2778 [12:09] <Morrolan> Ok so that's fine.
#2779 [12:09] <wiiz> yes
#2780 [12:09] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i just bought it 2hr ago
#2781 [12:09] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Does your windows username end with a "!" ?
#2782 [12:09] <DEMOLITIONRACER> npo
#2783 [12:09] <DEMOLITIONRACER> no
#2784 [12:09] <Hexaholic> wiiz Ummm, not sure then, ask Morrolan, when he is free
#2785 [12:09] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Can you connect to minecraft.net in your browser?
#2786 [12:10] <wiiz> k thanks
#2787 [12:10] <Morrolan> wiiz: What's your issue?
#2788 [12:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i can search it on net
#2789 [12:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> internet
#2790 [12:10] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: I mean, can you open www.minecraft.net in your browser?
#2791 [12:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> like search it
#2792 [12:11] <DEMOLITIONRACER> or play in browser
#2793 [12:11] <wiiz> wen i try to play ther is a white screen and cant do anyhing
#2794 [12:11] <Morrolan> Just visit the site.
#2795 [12:11] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i can
#2796 [12:11] <Morrolan> wiiz: When do you get that white screen?
#2797 [12:11] <Morrolan> ??> DEMOLITIONRACER win/hosts
#2798 [12:11] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2799 [12:11] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#2800 [12:11] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Could you follow these instructions please?
#2801 [12:12] <wiiz> wen i first press in brouser 2 play
#2802 [12:12] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok
#2803 [12:12] <Morrolan> wiiz: Could you try the downloaded client?
#2804 [12:12] <wiiz> yeah i guess so hold on
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#2806 [12:15] <Ssc1997> back
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#2808 [12:16] <DEMOLITIONRACER> does wordpad work
#2809 [12:16] <Ssc1997> Really? Its still cehcking?
#2810 [12:16] <DEMOLITIONRACER> morrolan does wordpad work
#2811 [12:17] <Morrolan> Yep, you can open it in there as well.
#2812 [12:18] <DEMOLITIONRACER> whers paste bin
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#2814 [12:19] <DEMOLITIONRACER> morrolan where is paste bin
#2815 [12:19] <Morrolan> www.pastebin.com
#2816 [12:19] <DEMOLITIONRACER> k
#2817 [12:21] <DEMOLITIONRACER> now what morrolan
#2818 [12:21] <Morrolan> Ok, paste it in there, press "submit" and give us the link please.
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#2820 [12:22] <Morrolan> wiiz: Did the downloaded client work?
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#2822 [12:23] <wiiz> morrolan im back it worked thanks itdid
#2823 [12:23] <Morrolan> Sure thing. :)
#2824 [12:23] <Morrolan> The browser client is known to cause issue. :)
#2825 [12:23] <DEMOLITIONRACER> where would link be
#2826 [12:23] <wiiz> but it ran out of memory it said
#2827 [12:24] <DEMOLITIONRACER> morrlan
#2828 [12:24] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#2829 [12:24] <Hravnik> Hi, everyone. I have a problem with Minecraft updater
#2830 [12:24] <Hravnik> it cant update
#2831 [12:24] <wiiz> hi
#2832 [12:24] <wiiz> :D
#2833 [12:25] <Morrolan> wiiz: Hmm, there are many people who have this issue. I think there's a fix for it, but I don't remember it anymore. :s
#2834 [12:25] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine , are you there?
#2835 [12:25] <wiiz> :(
#2836 [12:25] <Morrolan> Hravnik: Could you explain a bit, please?
#2837 [12:25] <wiiz> that sucks:(
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#2839 [12:26] <Hravnik> so it "Download Packages" for a long time
#2840 [12:26] <Morrolan> wiiz: Just stay in this channel some more, until someone comes back who can help you.
#2841 [12:26] <Morrolan> Hravnik: Which operating system are you using? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
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#2843 [12:26] <Hravnik> and then there is a problem with some jar fille
#2844 [12:26] <Hravnik> Win
#2845 [12:26] <wiiz> k thanks:/
#2846 [12:26] <Morrolan> ??> Hravnik win/reinst
#2847 [12:27] <VoxelHead> Hravnik: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2848 [12:27] <VoxelHead> Hravnik: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2849 [12:27] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, Hravnik.
#2850 [12:27] <Morrolan> If it didn't help we'll look further.
#2851 [12:28] <DEMOLITIONRACER> this pops up
#2852 [12:28] <Ssc1997> Would me doing a system restore Help the Miencraft to run?
#2853 [12:28] <Rinehart> Can anyone help me, i found a block and when i mined it, i saw black with nothing behind it. so i closed it up and when i quit my game, something mustve happened because i cant get past the "Loading Blocks" thing
#2854 [12:28] <Ssc1997> since it would be back where i was able ot run it
#2855 [12:29] <Ssc1997> .
#2856 [12:30] <wiiz> rine just give minecraft a rest and hopfully it will work if not come back
#2857 [12:30] <Morrolan> Rinehart: Windows?
#2858 [12:30] <Morrolan> Wait, nvm
#2859 [12:30] <Rinehart> yeah windows
#2860 [12:30] <Morrolan> It happens when trying to load the level?
#2861 [12:31] <wiiz> k sorry if not supost to do that
#2862 [12:31] <Rinehart> its the downloaded version tho lol iv only played browser once
#2863 [12:31] <Rinehart> and when i try loading the level, it just gets to the loading screen and it freezes
#2864 [12:32] <Rinehart> it gets to "Loading terrain"
#2865 [12:32] <Morrolan> Rinehart: Ok. Search for MCEdit , a minecraft map editor. Download it and open the world in there, and save it again.
#2866 [12:32] <Morrolan> It could help to fix this issue.
#2867 [12:32] <Morrolan> If it doesn't, feel free to come back and ask for further help.
#2868 [12:33] <Rinehart> Thankyou very much
#2869 [12:33] <Morrolan> I ought to go though, so have a nice day all. :)
#2870 [12:33] <wiiz> :(
#2871 [12:33] <wiiz> can i have help?
#2872 [12:33] <wiiz> please
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#2874 [12:35] <Danielbj> With?
#2875 [12:36] <wiiz> my mine craft
#2876 [12:36] <Danielbj> You can! What's the problem?
#2877 [12:36] <wiiz> says its out of memory
#2878 [12:36] <Danielbj> What excact error message?
#2879 [12:37] <wiiz> itnis out of memory bla bla java bla
#2880 [12:38] <Danielbj> Can you run it and send a copy-paste? xD
#2881 [12:38] <wiiz> hold on be back
#2882 [12:38] <Danielbj> 10-+4
#2883 [12:38] <Danielbj> 10-4* xD
#2884 [12:42] <wiiz> k im back so do you know a way of healping me :D
#2885 [12:42] <Danielbj> Maybe... Does the error have any errorcode?
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#2887 [12:43] <wiiz> no
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#2889 [12:44] <Danielbj> Hmm.... How much ram is installed in your PC?
#2890 [12:44] <wiiz> dont know why
#2891 [12:44] <wiiz> :(
#2892 [12:45] <Danielbj> What windows version do you have?
#2893 [12:46] <wiiz> hold on
#2894 [12:47] <wiiz> the newest version, whatever that is
#2895 [12:47] <wiiz> just got it
#2896 [12:47] <Danielbj> That will be windows 7 then :)
#2897 [12:48] <wiiz> ya that;)
#2898 [12:48] <wiiz> sorry kinda gay face
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#2900 [12:49] <Danielbj> Now... open "My Computer" and click the "System Properties" at the top. From here you can see how much RAM you've got!
#2901 [12:49] <bernard> I run the game then after a few minites it just switches off What should i do?
#2902 [12:50] <wiiz> cool:O
#2903 [12:50] <Thoatt> shhh.. I'm not here
#2904 [12:50] * Thoatt goes back to bed
#2904 [12:50] <Danielbj> So.... how much?
#2905 [12:50] <wiiz> 4.00 GB
#2906 [12:51] <wiiz> ram
#2907 [12:51] <Danielbj> Okay... that should be more than enough.....
#2908 [12:51] <Danielbj> That is not the issue then.
#2909 [12:51] <wiiz> k
#2910 [12:51] <Danielbj> I'm sry i can't help you any further.... i don't know that error D:
#2911 [12:51] * Hexaholic slaps Thoatt around a bit with a large trout
#2911 [12:52] <Thoatt> Hexaholic, D:
#2912 [12:52] * Thoatt is tired.
#2912 [12:52] <Hexaholic> :P
#2913 [12:52] <wiiz> k do you know any one that can healp me:s
#2914 [12:52] <Thoatt> wiiz start minecraft with a batch file, giving it more ram :D
#2915 [12:52] <Hravnik> hell yeah)
#2916 [12:52] <Ssc1997> Hello?
#2917 [12:53] <Thoatt> I mean...
#2918 [12:53] * Thoatt is not helping today
#2918 [12:53] <Ssc1997> Would system Restore help my minecraft work again?
#2919 [12:53] <Danielbj> Try shouting either in here, or on the minecraft forums :D -and what Thoatt said!
#2920 [12:53] <wiiz> what is bach
#2921 [12:53] <Hravnik> thanx)
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#2923 [12:53] <Ssc1997> I would restore it back to my date where it worked
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#2925 [12:53] <Thoatt> the past two days, people in this channel make me go: http://i.imgur.com/1KrNy.gif
#2926 [12:53] <Ssc1997> would that work?
#2927 [12:53] <ereboss> hi
#2928 [12:53] <wiiz> hi
#2929 [12:54] <wiiz> :D
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#2931 [12:55] <frogonia> whatis the name of the mod help channel?
#2932 [12:55] <Thoatt> risucraft
#2933 [12:55] <Ssc1997> .
#2934 [12:55] <Ssc1997> .
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#2936 [12:56] <ereboss> kann hir irgenteiner deutsch??
#2937 [12:56] <Thoatt> nein
#2938 [12:56] <Ssc1997> WELL!?
#2939 [12:56] <Thoatt> englisch por favor :D
#2940 [12:56] <Ssc1997> WILL IT!?
#2941 [12:56] <Thoatt> WILL WHAT
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#2943 [12:56] <Thoatt> WHY ARE WE YELLING
#2944 [12:56] <bernard> Can anyone help when i play the games swithces off and says Java platform SE binary has stopped working? why?
#2945 [12:56] <atomicdonut> my problem is the same :(
#2946 [12:56] <Ssc1997> A system restore Back a couple weeks before the bad video card drivers error came up will it work
#2947 [12:56] <wiiz> thanks for help jk:s
#2948 [12:57] <Ssc1997> Woud the game work if i did that
#2949 [12:57] <Danielbj> bernard, reinstall Java, or update it? :D
#2950 [12:57] <Thoatt> ereboss, einige von uns sprechen deutsch :D
#2951 [12:58] <Ssc1997> -_-
#2952 [12:58] <Thoatt> mich... zum beispiel :)
#2953 [12:58] <Danielbj> Ich sprecha deutsch!
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#2955 [12:58] <ereboss> ok
#2956 [12:58] <ereboss> ich hab da mal ne frage
#2957 [12:58] <Ssc1997> I just need a yes or no awnser
#2958 [12:59] <Thoatt> YAY! freunde fur immer :D
#2959 [12:59] <Thoatt> Ssc1997, Yes?
#2960 [12:59] <Thoatt> Ssc1997, and no.
#2961 [12:59] <Ssc1997> It will>
#2962 [12:59] <Ssc1997> oh
#2963 [12:59] <Ssc1997> How wouldn't it?
#2964 [12:59] <Thoatt> What was the quesion. lol
#2965 [12:59] <Thoatt> +t
#2966 [12:59] <Ssc1997> Would a system restore
#2967 [12:59] <Ssc1997> Back around 5 weeks ago
#2968 [12:59] <Ssc1997> before the bad video card drivers error came up
#2969 [12:59] <bellows> what download is needed if u want to play minecraft inbrowser
#2970 [12:59] <Ssc1997> would the game work? since its my system
#2971 [13:00] <Ssc1997> @ bellows Nothing
#2972 [13:00] <Ssc1997> just sign in
#2973 [13:00] <Ssc1997> press inbrowser
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#2975 [13:01] <bellows> but it just freezes up and yurns white
#2976 [13:01] <bellows> turn not yurns
#2977 [13:01] <Thoatt> Ssc1997, Try and find out? It's not going to hurt anything if it doesn't work.
#2978 [13:01] * Thoatt isn't offering help today.
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#2979 [13:02] <Thoatt> just sarcasm and humor.
#2980 [13:02] <ereboss> ich hab mir ein texture pack für miecraft runtergeladen und hab es in den entsprechenden ordner von minecraft getan und hab das spiel anschlisend gestartet. natürlich ging es nich. es ging garnichts mehr!!
#2981 [13:02] <FatlessButton> 'Could not create java virtual machine!' Any help anyone?
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#2983 [13:02] <Thoatt> ereboss, haden sie uberlassen es in em .zip?
#2984 [13:03] <Thoatt> haben*
#2985 [13:03] <ereboss> was
#2986 [13:03] <FatlessButton> 'Could not create java virtual machine!' Any help anyone?
#2987 [13:04] <Thoatt> sie steckte ihn in ihre anwendungendaten/.mincraft/texturepacks ordner?
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#2989 [13:05] <napoleon> i bought minecraft and download it but when i sign in on minecraft launcher it says i have not downloaded it
#2990 [13:07] * Thoatt goes afk
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#2992 [13:11] <Havanacus> The launcher does need to download some files the first time you play.
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#2994 [13:14] <tyllen> okey any admin?
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#3000 [13:23] <Ssc1997> How do i do a system restore
#3001 [13:23] <Ssc1997> i do not know how to do it on a Xp
#3002 [13:23] <sproing> hello we had to do a system restore and had recently purchased the game now it is gone can you help recover
#3003 [13:24] <Thoatt> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306084
#3004 [13:24] <Ssc1997> Sproing
#3005 [13:24] <Thoatt> sproing, Just re-download it.
#3006 [13:24] <Ssc1997> Was it the downloadble client
#3007 [13:24] <Ssc1997> Ya
#3008 [13:25] <aikaramba> server down?
#3009 [13:25] <Ssc1997> Minecraft isn't down
#3010 [13:25] <Ssc1997> Its up. i am on it right now
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#3015 [13:36] <chex> i bought and downloaded minecraft but when i log on in minecraft launcher it says i have not downloaded it
#3016 [13:36] <chex> :(
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#3020 [13:42] <LDJ> Anyone there for help?
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#3025 [13:47] <mr_Minecraft> hey, whenever i try to go onto any server it never lets me, it always says connection refused
#3026 [13:47] <gretchen> me has a problem
#3027 [13:47] <xales> mr_Minecraft: The server you are trying to connect to is down, or possibly you have a firewall blocking it
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#3029 [13:48] <LDJ> My game freezes when I open a specific chest. It then says "saving chunks", thats it.
#3030 [13:48] <gretchen> my problem is that my minecraft it stuck on the updating minecraft screen and it says done loading
#3031 [13:48] <mr_Minecraft> huh...
#3032 [13:48] <xales> LDJ: The chest is corrupted. Either ignore it, or delete it using a map editor
#3033 [13:48] <xales> ??> gretchen win/reinst
#3034 [13:48] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3035 [13:48] <VoxelHead> gretchen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3036 [13:49] <gretchen> ty
#3037 [13:49] <Hexaholic> Finalyyy have my house built, just need to do the roof, yay!
#3038 [13:49] <LDJ> Thanks. Awesome, that was my Diamond storage chest. -_-
#3039 [13:49] <mr_Minecraft> whenever i try to go onto any server it never lets me, it always says connection refused i havent been able to go onto a server in 3 days
#3040 [13:49] <Ssc1997> that server might be down
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#3042 [13:49] <mr_Minecraft> well it has done that with 5 different servers
#3043 [13:49] <Ssc1997> Or the host isn't running the server
#3044 [13:50] <mr_Minecraft> i tried 5 different servers
#3045 [13:50] <gretchen> seems to be working now thanks m8!
#3046 [13:50] <Howie> If i take my multiplayer map, put it in my singleplayer saves, build something, then put it back in my multiplayer folder will it do anything to the server save?
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#3050 [13:52] <Puddles> hey
#3051 [13:52] <mib_12efhc> i have an old mac laptop and i downloaded the beta off of the minecraft website, then when I open it, i log in, but since my account isn't premium it says Try again, but then it wont let me "play offline" instead it says not downloaded
#3052 [13:52] <Howie> Anyone?
#3053 [13:52] <Puddles> kann mir jemand helfen, wegen dem spiel, ich weiß nicht wie ich das wenn ichs auf dem pc angefangen hab auf dem laptop weiterspielen kann ??
#3054 [13:52] <Howie> Xales u here?
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#3056 [13:53] <Ssc1997> Voxel
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#3058 [13:53] <Ssc1997> I tried what u suggested last night
#3059 [13:53] <xales> So it would seem
#3060 [13:53] <Ssc1997> it is my system
#3061 [13:53] <Howie> Xales u talking to me?
#3062 [13:53] <xales> Howie: Indeed
#3063 [13:53] <Puddles> us here someone of germany ??
#3064 [13:53] <mib_12efhc> does anyone know how to solve my problem
#3065 [13:53] <Howie> k
#3066 [13:53] <Howie> there is a translater at the bottom
#3067 [13:53] <Puddles> is here someone of germany ?
#3068 [13:54] <Thoatt> There are german spakers here.. but maybe not from germany :)
#3069 [13:54] <Howie> Pfützen können Sie diesen Artikel lesen
#3070 [13:54] <mr_evil> my minecraft doesn't load, says i've got an error with my java, but i have the latest versions of java, can anyone help?..
#3071 [13:55] <Thoatt> Howie, that... made almost no sense...
#3072 [13:55] <xales> ??> mr_evil error
#3073 [13:55] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#3074 [13:55] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#3075 [13:55] <CaliBeR> could anyone just tell me whats the easiest/best way to just build things? like if i want to make a map.. or do i just have to use give and build like that?
#3076 [13:55] <Howie> im trying this translater thing
#3077 [13:55] <Thoatt> It's failing miserably lol
#3078 [13:55] <Puddles> oke, does somebody know a german speaker here ??
#3079 [13:55] <Thoatt> Puddles, wussten sie brauchen hilfe?
#3080 [13:55] <xales> CaliBeR: Uh, Minecraft is a game about building..just play the game. If you want, you could use a map editor like MCEdit or a mod to spawn items, like TooManyItems
#3081 [13:56] <axman> Trying to enter Classic mode/Single player, and keep getting: "Fatal Error occurred (7) com.mojang.minecraft.minecraftapplet" - does anyone know what this means or how to get past it?
#3082 [13:56] <Thoatt> Mich :D
#3083 [13:56] <xales> axman: Try a different browser, and reinstalling Java
#3084 [13:56] <Howie> Xales i was running a server yesterday and it kept kicking me off, java time out, now it stays at the connecting to server page, i am the one running the server
#3085 [13:56] <Puddles> does anybody know, if i begann a singelplayer game on a pc, how i can go on with this game on another pc ??
#3086 [13:56] <xales> Puddles: Yes, you just copy the world over to the other computer
#3087 [13:57] <Thoatt> puddles, you have to save a folder, and move it to the other pc
#3088 [13:57] <xales> Howie: Your IP probably changed. Re-do the port forwarding
#3089 [13:57] <CaliBeR> xales: telling me its a game about building in no way helps, if i want to set up a map to have buildings in it.. like many of these adventure maps that are around, that is in no way helpful. but the rest is very helpful, thanks.. thats all i was after :) thanks
#3090 [13:57] <Howie> or use a USB
#3091 [13:57] <mr_evil> i've posted my error message into the past bin :)
#3092 [13:57] <Puddles> oke, i would like to watch first
#3093 [13:57] <xales> mr_evil: You have to give us the link to it, now
#3094 [13:57] <Puddles> but thank you
#3095 [13:57] <mr_evil> http://pastebin.com/biQQg95K
#3096 [13:57] <Thoatt> Puddles, anwendungdaten/.minecraft/saves
#3097 [13:57] <axman> Thanks xales - I'll give it a try
#3098 [13:57] <mr_evil> (:
#3099 [13:58] <Howie> Xales damnit i have to re portforward? i dont get how to do that stuff
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#3101 [13:58] <Thoatt> Puddles, weisst du wie kommt man hin?
#3102 [13:58] <xales> mr_evil: Uninstall Java completely, then install the stable version (NOT 7) from http://java.com/
#3103 [13:58] <Howie> Why does portforwarding have to be so complicated :(
#3104 [13:59] <Thoatt> Howie: Less QQ more pew pew
#3105 [13:59] <mr_evil> how do i go about uninstalling java? do i have to do it via "add or remove programs" in the "contol panel"? or is there an alternative way?...
#3106 [13:59] <Thoatt> mr_evil, Yes.. control panel.
#3107 [13:59] <mr_evil> okay, thank you, i'll give it try now :)
#3108 [13:59] <Thoatt> Puddles, sind sie noch hier?
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#3110 [14:01] <Thoatt> I guess he doesn't want to talk to me :(
#3111 [14:01] * Hexaholic slaps Thoatt around a bit with a large trout
#3111 [14:01] * xales slaps Hexaholic around a lot with a default menu entry
#3111 [14:01] <Hexaholic> Awww, dont have my script on here, damnit :(
#3112 [14:02] * Thoatt slaps Hexaholic with his large penis.
#3112 [14:02] <Thoatt> :)
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#3115 [14:03] <Puddles> no its no use
#3116 [14:03] <Puddles> i can`t copy the game
#3117 [14:03] <Thoatt> Puddles, You can.
#3118 [14:04] <mib_44pj61> I can start the game up if keeps on saying that it is updating the game and stops at this screen. Have purchased a new game but the same result
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#3121 [14:05] <sockmister> the game said i have a pixil formation not accelerated and i have java
#3122 [14:05] <Puddles> how pleas say a plan with steps, i would like to learn how i can copy the game of the pc to another pc step by step
#3123 [14:05] <Kealper> sockmister: update your graphics card
#3124 [14:05] <Kealper> sorry,
#3125 [14:05] <Kealper> sockmister: update you graphics card drivers*
#3126 [14:05] <Kealper> lol
#3127 [14:05] <sockmister> how
#3128 [14:05] <mib_6tqm94> short question. Minecraft still doesn´t work. But I already reinstalled Java. What can i do?
#3129 [14:05] <mib_9s8tke> wen u buy minecraft, wen do u download it nd install it?
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#3131 [14:05] <Kealper> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#3132 [14:05] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3133 [14:05] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3134 [14:06] <sockmister> what
#3135 [14:06] <Kealper> sockmister: do what VoxelHead said
#3136 [14:06] <sockmister> ok
#3137 [14:06] <mib_9s8tke> wen u buy minecraft, wen do u download it nd install it?
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#3139 [14:07] <Kealper> mib_9s8tke: whenever you want? http://minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3140 [14:07] <mib_6tqm94> short question. Minecraft still doesn´t work. But I already reinstalled Java. What can i do?
#3141 [14:07] <mib_9s8tke> o
#3142 [14:07] <sockmister> so can you show me how to
#3143 [14:07] <mib_9s8tke> lol thanks
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#3145 [14:07] <Kealper> sockmister: if you do what VoxelHead said, yes
#3146 [14:07] <Kealper> mib_6tqm94: is there any error report?
#3147 [14:08] <mib_c386if> Are there other ways to connect everyone to the server besides portforwarding, for example hamachi
#3148 [14:08] <sockmister> what is voxel head
#3149 [14:08] <Kealper> sockmister: there is a certain ammount of intelligence expected of the users in this channel, we help those who have attempted to help themselves first
#3150 [14:08] <mib_6tqm94> yes Java couldnt create virtual machine launcher
#3151 [14:09] <Kealper> mib_6tqm94: tried in the browser?
#3152 [14:09] <sockmister> it also says
#3153 [14:09] <mib_6tqm94> wait a sec.. :D
#3154 [14:09] <sockmister> that i can play for free on classic
#3155 [14:09] <mib_c386if> Kealper, is there a way to connect to the host of a server besides portforwarding, for example hamachi?
#3156 [14:09] <xales> mib_c386if: No
#3157 [14:09] <Kealper> mib_c386if: hamachi is garbage, and should only be used if there is absolutely no other way to host a server (e.g. you live in a college dorm)
#3158 [14:10] <xales> Kealper: No..even then, OpenVPN
#3159 [14:10] <xales> Never Hamachi
#3160 [14:10] <mib_c386if> so its either portforward or hamachi?
#3161 [14:10] <mib_6tqm94> sockmister is right...
#3162 [14:10] <xales> mib_c386if: No, it's port forward or openvpn
#3163 [14:10] <mib_c386if> wats openvpn?
#3164 [14:10] <sockmister> but it says pixel formation accelarated
#3165 [14:11] <xales> If you aren't even going to attempt to help yourself, then we aren't going to volunteer our time to do everything for you
#3166 [14:11] <xales> Look it up yourself
#3167 [14:11] <xales> sockmister: Again, update your graphics card driver
#3168 [14:11] <Kealper> i'll try this one more time
#3169 [14:11] <Kealper> ??>> sockmister win/dxdiag
#3170 [14:11] <sockmister> what dos that do
#3171 [14:11] <Kealper> sockmister: do what the red text said
#3172 [14:11] <Kealper> sockmister: if you can't understand that, then i can't help you
#3173 [14:11] <sockmister> ok
#3174 [14:12] <mib_c386if> so its a program to connect to the internet is wat im reading
#3175 [14:12] <nhg_maniac> no its a tunnel
#3176 [14:12] <Kealper> mib_c386if: no, it's like Hamachi, but better
#3177 [14:12] <sockmister> can you help me
#3178 [14:12] * Kealper kicked sockmister from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Toasty O's)
#3179 [14:13] <mib_c386if> which one do i download?
#3180 [14:13] <mib_c386if> nvm i got it
#3181 [14:13] <Kealper> mib_c386if: that depends, what OS are you on? Windows?
#3182 [14:13] <mib_c386if> no im good, im on OS
#3183 [14:13] <Kealper> ಠ_ಠ
#3184 [14:13] <mib_c386if> i found it
#3185 [14:14] <xales> uh
#3186 [14:14] <Kealper> xales: i think i'm going to go with this http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814161338 ....sorry nvidia, but for last series' set of cards, ati has you beat D:
#3187 [14:14] <xales> I don't know if there is an openvpn server for Windows
#3188 [14:14] <Kealper> there is
#3189 [14:14] <xales> orly
#3190 [14:14] <xales> because the client is a half-assed piece of shit, imho
#3191 [14:14] <xales> or well, it was when I last used it
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#3193 [14:14] <mib_6tqm94> I´m really sorry to aks that but where do I findtheIRC Channel?
#3194 [14:14] <Kealper> i've set it up before on my server as a test, because i was looking in to doing openvpn for a client around town
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#3196 [14:15] <Kealper> mib_6tqm94: you're in it
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#3198 [14:15] <mib_6tqm94> oooohhh...
#3199 [14:15] <Kealper> mib_6tqm94: if you wanted the random chatter one, you want #minecraft (just click it's name)
#3200 [14:15] <mib_c386if> Im confused, i downloaded it, but it wont open
#3201 [14:16] <Kealper> mib_c386if: what happens when you try?
#3202 [14:16] <mib_c386if> i downloaded Openvpn connect.pkg and when i click it nothing happens at al
#3203 [14:17] <mib_c386if> wait
#3204 [14:17] <mib_c386if> it says like install, and choose location and so on
#3205 [14:17] <Kealper> uhh....
#3206 [14:17] <mib_c386if> i did that
#3207 [14:17] <Kealper> why are you downloading openvpn? wern't you just looking for the Minecraft client download?
#3208 [14:17] <mib_c386if> i just want it so instead of portforwarding i can use this for minecraft
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#3210 [14:18] <Kealper> why not just do port forwarding?
#3211 [14:18] <Kealper> do you have access to your router?
#3212 [14:19] <mermi> hello
#3213 [14:19] <mib_c386if> yes, but i dont knw how to portforward :(
#3214 [14:19] <mib_c386if> and when i finally did it as working, but then it stopped
#3215 [14:19] <Kealper> mib_c386if: http://portforward.com
#3216 [14:19] <mib_c386if> k
#3217 [14:19] <mib_c386if> il try
#3218 [14:20] <mermi> my minecraft says pxil formation not accelarated
#3219 [14:20] <Kealper> mib_c386if: because we don't give support to people using 3rd party tools like hamachi or openvpn...so if you went that route, you'd literally be on your own
#3220 [14:21] <Kealper> ??> mermi win/dxdiag
#3221 [14:21] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3222 [14:21] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3223 [14:21] <mermi> my mine ok but can you tell me how to step by step?
#3224 [14:22] <Kealper> VoxelHead just did
#3225 [14:22] <mermi> ok but how do you open a file
#3226 [14:22] <Kealper> ...double clicking it?
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#3229 [14:23] <mermi> im onley ten so how do i find files
#3230 [14:24] <mr_trousers> someone minecraft Admin?
#3231 [14:24] <mib_y7ovqr> do we have to pay for the game?
#3232 [14:24] <tornadodead> I tried to download LD photorealism texture pack and run it. First time it worked, when I tried to switch packs,it gave me an out of memory message. I had to close and reopen minecraft. The second time I used the pack, it rendered everything very basically and crashed when I tried to get rid of the packs.
#3233 [14:24] <mermi> yes you have to pay
#3234 [14:25] <mib_y7ovqr> how much?
#3235 [14:25] <mr_trousers> someone are Admin here?
#3236 [14:25] <mr_trousers> like 135
#3237 [14:25] <mermi> 21.95
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#3239 [14:26] <tornadodead> I need help
#3240 [14:26] <mib_y7ovqr> every month or just the game?
#3241 [14:26] <mr_trousers> just the game
#3242 [14:26] <mermi> what do you mean
#3243 [14:26] <xales> mib_y7ovqr: You only pay once
#3244 [14:26] <mr_trousers> do minecraft have mobile pay?
#3245 [14:26] <mib_y7ovqr> oh ok
#3246 [14:26] <mermi> i think
#3247 [14:26] <mr_trousers> i dont have visa or master card
#3248 [14:26] <xales> mr_trousers: The only payment methods are the ones listed on the site
#3249 [14:27] <mr_trousers> I think ???
#3250 [14:27] <Ssc1997> I need help
#3251 [14:27] <Ssc1997> How do i update my video card drivers?
#3252 [14:27] <Kealper> ??> Ssc1997 ask
#3253 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Ssc1997: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3254 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Ssc1997: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3255 [14:27] <Kealper> oh
#3256 [14:27] <Ssc1997> .
#3257 [14:28] <Kealper> Ssc1997: do you know what video card you have?
#3258 [14:28] <mr_trousers> someone admin can get mobile paying
#3259 [14:29] <Kealper> mr_trousers: what do you even mean by mobile paying?
#3260 [14:29] <tornadodead> how do I get minecraft to run again after downloading and running texture packs that caused it to crash?
#3261 [14:29] <mib_y7ovqr> can i get it for free?
#3262 [14:29] <mr_trousers> pay by the mobile phone
#3263 [14:29] <Morrolan> tornadodead: What operating system are you using? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
#3264 [14:29] <mr_trousers> windows
#3265 [14:30] <Morrolan> mib_y7ovqr: no, you have to pay for classic.
#3266 [14:30] <Kealper> mr_trousers: no, they don't have that, and they are a Swedish company, not an american one
#3267 [14:30] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Wasn't talking to you. ;)
#3268 [14:30] <mib_y7ovqr> oh wow
#3269 [14:30] <tornadodead> windows vista
#3270 [14:30] <Morrolan> mib_y7ovqr: Oh, sorry, mistake
#3271 [14:30] <mr_trousers> i am swedish
#3272 [14:30] <Morrolan> mib_y7ovqr: No you have to pay for Beta, classic is free.
#3273 [14:30] <Morrolan> ??> tornadodead win/reinst
#3274 [14:30] <VoxelHead> tornadodead: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3275 [14:30] <mr_trousers> i know
#3276 [14:30] <VoxelHead> tornadodead: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3277 [14:30] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, tornadodead.
#3278 [14:30] <Kealper> mr_trousers: oh, well, then the first part still stands, no, they don't offer that
#3279 [14:30] <mib_y7ovqr> how do i get the classic?
#3280 [14:31] <Kealper> mr_trousers: if it's not listed as a supported method on their site, they don't support it
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#3282 [14:31] <Morrolan> !isdown
#3283 [14:31] <GreyBot> Morrolan: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3284 [14:31] <Morrolan> Oh, just takes ages.
#3285 [14:31] <Kealper> mib_vn0slg: http://minecraft.net/play.jsp
#3286 [14:31] <Kealper> crap
#3287 [14:31] <Kealper> change your friggin names, mibs
#3288 [14:31] <mib_y7ovqr> how do i get the classic?
#3289 [14:31] <tornadodead> I'll try that
#3290 [14:31] <mermi> minecraft cassic isent working for me
#3291 [14:32] <mr_trousers> you need Java
#3292 [14:32] <Morrolan> mermi: Define "not working" please.
#3293 [14:32] <Kealper> mib_y7ovqr: http://minecraft.net/play.jsp
#3294 [14:32] <mermi> it says an error acored
#3295 [14:32] <Kealper> mib_y7ovqr: pixel format not accelerated, and he can't understand the instructions to get a dxdiag
#3296 [14:32] <mr_trousers> someone know how i can contcet a admin?
#3297 [14:33] * Kealper kicked mib_y7ovqr from #minecrafthelp (Reason: change your stupid name)
#3298 [14:33] <Morrolan> mermi: Paste the error on www.pastebin.com please.
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#3301 [14:33] <Ssc1997> HELLO!?
#3302 [14:33] <Kealper> Morrolan: that message was for you
#3303 [14:33] <Ssc1997> How do i update my drivers
#3304 [14:33] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Admin, as in?
#3305 [14:33] <Ssc1997> minecraft told em to
#3306 [14:33] <mermi> how do i do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3307 [14:33] <Morrolan> Kealper: Ok, thanks.
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#3309 [14:33] <Kealper> Ssc1997: did you give a dxdiag thing?
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#3311 [14:34] <Ssc1997> dxdiag?
#3312 [14:34] <Ssc1997> yes i beileve so
#3313 [14:34] <Morrolan> Could you give us the link again?
#3314 [14:34] <Kealper> Ssc1997: oh, i guess i missed the link, could you give me that again, please?
#3315 [14:34] <mib_nfibzc> I cant dowload minecraft, evertime i try to download it plays the launcher... but it runs too slow to be playable and I havent got minecraft downloaded on my computer...
#3316 [14:34] <mermi> can you help at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
#3317 [14:34] <Ssc1997> Yes
#3318 [14:34] <mitch1224> hey kealper. Im about to set up a huge note block room where i can pull a lever and play a song. Only problem is, i have only used redstone once, and it wasnt complicated.
#3319 [14:34] <mitch1224> One sec brb.
#3320 [14:35] <mermi> YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3321 [14:35] <mib_nfibzc> anyone help me?
#3322 [14:35] <Morrolan> mermi: Oh, patience ffs.
#3323 [14:36] <Kealper> mermi: it's not that we're no help, we tried helping you but you just sit there and go like "what?" "huh?"
#3324 [14:36] <Morrolan> mermi: Which instructions did you not understand then?
#3325 [14:36] <Ssc1997> Kealper give me a second
#3326 [14:36] <Morrolan> ??> mermi win/dxdiag
#3327 [14:36] <mermi> COME ON IVE WANTED TO PLAY FOR A YEAR
#3328 [14:36] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3329 [14:36] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3331 [14:36] <Morrolan> mermi: Where are you stuck at then?
#3332 [14:36] <Kealper> Morrolan: doing that is useless, he'll just ask what that means
#3333 [14:37] <mib_mqy2um> hey iv just bought this game and when try to play it says user not premium and iv tryed everything i can think of
#3334 [14:37] <mermi> PASTBIN
#3335 [14:37] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, go to www.pastebin.com
#3336 [14:37] <mitch1224> hey guys.
#3337 [14:37] <mermi> ok one sec
#3338 [14:37] <Ssc1997> Kealper here it is http://pastebin.com/zGqRCjS3
#3339 [14:37] <Morrolan> mib_mqy2um: It can take up to 48 hours for the payment to get processed.
#3340 [14:37] <mitch1224> Do you know how to do circuits well? Ive only done one thing, and it was a simple wire to a tnt to blow up a hill so i could make an obsidian wall.
#3341 [14:38] <mermi> im on pastbin
#3342 [14:38] <Morrolan> mitch1224: You want to activate noteblocks using redstone, right?
#3343 [14:38] <Kealper> Ssc1997: woh lol...this dxdiag tool said even your DirectX stuff is lacking
#3344 [14:38] <mitch1224> Pull a lever and make ode to joy play.
#3345 [14:38] <mitch1224> or play a beatles song.
#3346 [14:38] <mitch1224> Either would be awesome.
#3347 [14:39] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, now open the dxdiag file, and copy the text in that field on pastebin.com
#3348 [14:39] <Kealper> Ssc1997: go to http://intel.com and download drivers for your card, it's a "GMA 3100"
#3349 [14:39] <mib_nfibzc> how do I download the game on to my other computer? everytime i go to download page and click on link it comes up with the minecraft launcher istead of downloading the damn thing?
#3350 [14:39] <mr_trousers> if i have fly mod to i get ban from the game and i must buy a new one?
#3351 [14:39] <mitch1224> Im not at the circuits yet, im still at blowing up the room so i can fit all the note blocks.
#3352 [14:39] <Kealper> Ssc1997: although if you get it working, it might not run very well, as it's quite crappy
#3353 [14:39] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Nope, you might only get banned from the server you've used it on.
#3354 [14:39] <Thoatt> mib_nfibzc, The launcher is the game....
#3355 [14:39] <Ssc1997> i know :l i am trying to get a new driver
#3356 [14:39] <Kealper> now, i'm going afk for 30 min or so
#3357 [14:39] <mr_trousers> ik
#3358 [14:39] <Ssc1997> so go there and look for what?
#3359 [14:39] <mr_trousers> ok
#3360 [14:39] <Ssc1997> GMA3100?
#3361 [14:39] <Thoatt> yes Ssc1997
#3362 [14:40] <mr_trousers> is minecraft swedish?
#3363 [14:40] <mr_trousers> :)
#3364 [14:40] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Mojang AB, the company behind Minecraft is.
#3365 [14:40] <Ssc1997> Ok so i look in drivers and downloads for GMA 3100?
#3366 [14:40] <Ssc1997> ok ok
#3367 [14:40] <Morrolan> Minecraft howerver is in english. ^^
#3368 [14:41] <mr_trousers> ok
#3369 [14:41] <tornadodead> I ran a couple of texture packs which caused minecraft to crash when I tried to delete them. As a result, I can no longer play the game. Is there any way to fix this?
#3370 [14:41] <xolotl> ??> tornadodead win/reinst
#3371 [14:41] <VoxelHead> tornadodead: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3372 [14:41] <VoxelHead> tornadodead: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3373 [14:42] <Morrolan> tornadodead: Didn't I already gave you these instructions?
#3374 [14:42] <Thoatt> xolotl, He was already told once... He's just not paying attention.
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#3376 [14:42] <xolotl> Thoatt: ah, k, I'll just resume not watching the IRC window then. :)
#3377 [14:42] <tornadodead> VoxelHead, how do I get to that
#3378 [14:42] <Thoatt> *FACEPALM*
#3379 [14:42] * Thoatt follows xolotl.
#3379 [14:42] <Morrolan> tornadodead: Where are you stuck at?
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#3381 [14:43] <tornadodead> how to get to the Windows+R keys
#3382 [14:43] <mitch1224> *facepalm*
#3383 [14:43] <xales> ??> tornadodead win/key
#3384 [14:43] <VoxelHead> tornadodead: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3385 [14:43] <mermi> um im not on the write past bin can you say it again
#3386 [14:44] <mr_trousers> HEy
#3387 [14:44] <tornadodead> thanks, VoxelHead
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#3389 [14:44] <Morrolan> mermi: www.pastebin.com
#3390 [14:44] <mermi> im waiting
#3391 [14:45] <Morrolan> mermi: Then, copy the stuff from the generated file and paste it on pastebin.
#3392 [14:45] <xolotl> tornadodead: Note that VoxelHead is a bot. It's the people who have told it to spit out prepackaged text who are doing the actual helping. :)
#3393 [14:45] <Morrolan> mermi: Also, stop being so impateint please.
#3394 [14:45] <Morrolan> impatient*
#3395 [14:45] <mermi> sorry ive wanted to play for so long
#3396 [14:46] <Ssc1997> ok so i put in GMA 3100
#3397 [14:46] <Ssc1997> and i get a bunch of downloads
#3398 [14:46] <Morrolan> Ssc1997: Is that your graphics card?
#3399 [14:46] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, so, let's start again.
#3400 [14:46] <Thoatt> Morrolan, Yes.
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#3402 [14:46] <Morrolan> mermi: DId you already create the dxdiag file?
#3403 [14:46] <Morrolan> Thoatt: Whoa.
#3404 [14:47] <mermi> yeah
#3405 [14:47] <tornadodead> yes!!! it worked!!!! thanks VoxelHead :)
#3406 [14:47] <Morrolan> tornadodead: You're welcome .:)
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#3408 [14:47] <Thoatt> Yeah... jeezz... vox.. helping all the noobs..
#3409 [14:47] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, so, open the file, hit ctrl-a, then ctrl-c
#3410 [14:47] <mitch1224> hes a robot.
#3411 [14:47] <mitch1224> Voxelhead is a robot.
#3412 [14:47] <Thoatt> You still haven't awnsered me vox... have my babies >.>
#3413 [14:47] <TheNytangel> Not a robot
#3414 [14:47] <TheNytangel> A bot
#3415 [14:48] <mitch1224> He is 343 Guilty Spark.
#3416 [14:48] <mitch1224> No more needs be said.
#3417 [14:48] <Morrolan> mermi: Then, go to www.pastebin.com , put your cursor into the textfield and hit ctrl-v
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#3420 [14:49] * TheNytangel gives VoxelHead a cookie
#3420 [14:49] <Morrolan> Vox, give yourself a cup of coffee.
#3421 [14:49] <mib_7bpg27> How long does it generally take for my account to turn premium after buying minecraft? I think bought it last night at around 10:00
#3422 [14:49] <xales> ??> mib_7bpg27 payment
#3423 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mib_7bpg27: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3424 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mib_7bpg27: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3425 [14:49] <TheNytangel> ?? support
#3426 [14:49] <VoxelHead> support: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3427 [14:50] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_7bpg27 support
#3428 [14:50] <VoxelHead> mib_7bpg27: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3429 [14:50] <TheNytangel> :P
#3430 [14:50] <DEMOLITIONRACER> can someone help me
#3431 [14:50] <xales> TheNytangel: Uh, stop spamming, and in this case, it doesn't apply. At all
#3432 [14:50] <TheNytangel> :(
#3433 [14:50] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: With...?
#3434 [14:50] <Ssc1997> Ok
#3435 [14:50] <TheNytangel> But spamming is my middle name..
#3436 [14:50] <xales> Thoatt: That was to the >entire< channel
#3437 [14:50] <Ssc1997> So i am downloading winxp 64 . exe
#3438 [14:50] <xales> You forgot the + before it
#3439 [14:50] <Thoatt> loooool
#3440 [14:50] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i cant download minecraft
#3441 [14:50] * Hexaholic slaps Thoatt around a bit with a large trout
#3441 [14:50] <Awesomeness> Thoatt you ass, I was watching a movie
#3442 [14:50] <xales> ??> DEMOLITIONRACER specific
#3443 [14:50] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#3444 [14:50] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#3445 [14:51] * Hexaholic slaps Thoatt around a bit with a large trout
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#3446 [14:51] <DEMOLITIONRACER> voxel send me thous directions again
#3447 [14:51] <DEMOLITIONRACER> plz
#3448 [14:51] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Be more specific please.
#3449 [14:51] <Awesomeness> You need to send $5 to Voxel first.
#3450 [14:51] <Morrolan> Also, l2scroll ;)
#3451 [14:51] <mermi> um can you say it all from the begging
#3452 [14:52] <xales> ??> mermi win/dxdiag
#3453 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3454 [14:52] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3455 [14:52] <Morrolan> xales: AH, I think he already did that, no?
#3456 [14:52] <Bigg789> Can anyone help me please, when i try to logon with the minecraft client, it freezes before i get a chance to put my details in but when i disconnect from the internet it works fine? Im on windows 7
#3457 [14:52] <xales> If you still can't figure out these very basic instructions, then we can't help you
#3458 [14:52] <Morrolan> mermi: Did you already create this dxdiag?
#3459 [14:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> no about host file
#3460 [14:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> no
#3461 [14:52] <Morrolan> ??> DEMOLITIONRACER win/hosts
#3462 [14:52] <Awesomeness> YEs
#3463 [14:52] <Awesomeness> *Yes
#3464 [14:52] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3465 [14:52] <VoxelHead> DEMOLITIONRACER: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3466 [14:52] <Morrolan> Whyevery you'd need it.
#3467 [14:52] <Morrolan> whyever*
#3468 [14:52] <DEMOLITIONRACER> my comp shut off by acident
#3469 [14:52] <mermi> yes
#3470 [14:53] <xales> Bigg789: Do you have a firewall or similar that might be blocking Minecraft?
#3471 [14:53] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, now, open the textfile it created.
#3472 [14:53] <mermi> ok
#3473 [14:53] <Bigg789> i dont think so, i think i allowed it through
#3474 [14:53] <DEMOLITIONRACER> brb
#3475 [14:53] <mermi> wait what is a text file
#3476 [14:53] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, now, hit ctrl + a
#3477 [14:54] <Morrolan> mermi: When you made the dxdiag you had to choose a location to save it, right?
#3478 [14:54] <mermi> yes
#3479 [14:55] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, open this file then.
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#3482 [14:55] <mermi> got that
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#3484 [14:55] <Morrolan> mermi: Now, hit ctrl-a
#3485 [14:56] <Morrolan> it should then select everything
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#3487 [14:56] <DEMOLITIONRACER> voxel all it says is what i pasted and theni it says raw paste dade and shows it again no link
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#3489 [14:56] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: The link is in the address bar
#3490 [14:56] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Give us the link which is shown in your address...
#3491 [14:56] <slycooper> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69aade86, pid=4924, tid=2476 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x5ade86] #
#3492 [14:56] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#3493 [14:56] <mermi> im on the notepad
#3494 [14:56] <Morrolan> this is your address bar, just in case.
#3495 [14:56] <Morrolan> mermi: Ok, now, hit ctrl+a
#3496 [14:57] <xales> slycooper: Update your nVidia graphics card driver
#3497 [14:57] <Morrolan> (ctrl is the button on the lower left)
#3498 [14:57] <mermi> but it not doing anything\
#3499 [14:57] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok
#3500 [14:57] <hatman> when I try to run minecraft it opens a window saying "Fatal exception occured. Program will exit.
#3501 [14:57] <Morrolan> mermi: Well, is there anything in this file you opened? Any text?
#3502 [14:58] <slycooper> cool, I will try this now. Thanks xales
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#3504 [14:58] <mermi> all its doing is puting aN A
#3505 [14:58] <Bigg789> Can anyone help me please, when i try to logon with the minecraft client, it freezes before i get a chance to put my details in but when i disconnect from the internet it works fine? Im on windows 7 and no firewall?
#3506 [14:58] <DEMOLITIONRACER> top bottom or mid of page???
#3507 [14:58] <mermi> AN A
#3508 [14:58] <Morrolan> mermi: No, hit ctrl (the button with "ctrl" on it) and a at the same time.
#3509 [14:59] <xales> Bigg789: Try playing in your browser
#3510 [14:59] <mermi> ok
#3511 [14:59] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Hmm? The address bar? That's in your browser, near the top.
#3512 [14:59] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok
#3513 [15:00] <DEMOLITIONRACER> this
#3514 [15:00] <mermi> its still puting an a
#3515 [15:00] <mitch1224> Thats not good. Java crashed when i tried to place one of the levers that would trigger the song when i made it. First piece i was laying down...
#3516 [15:00] <DEMOLITIONRACER> http://pastebin.com/MQQhCPYp
#3517 [15:00] <Morrolan> mermi: Is there even anything in that file?
#3518 [15:01] <Morrolan> Like, do you see any text?
#3519 [15:01] <mermi> yes
#3520 [15:01] <Bigg789> xales: i have tried but it still freezes
#3521 [15:01] <DEMOLITIONRACER> no
#3522 [15:01] <xales> Bigg789: Reinstall Java
#3523 [15:01] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Ok, now, no idea why you wanted to post this. Xales, did you ask him for a hosts file?
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#3525 [15:01] <xales> Morrolan: Nope
#3526 [15:01] <Bigg789> xales: ok ill try and tell you what happens, thanks
#3527 [15:02] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Who asked you for a hosts file? Respectively, what is your issue?
#3528 [15:02] <DEMOLITIONRACER> isnt that it
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#3531 [15:02] <mib_waje5a> hi?
#3532 [15:02] <xales> mib_waje5a: You are currently using the nick "mib_waje5a", I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#3533 [15:03] <DEMOLITIONRACER> voxelhead gave me directions i thought that was the link u said to give u
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#3535 [15:03] <mib_waje5a> i have a proplem while playing minecraft can someone help me?
#3536 [15:03] <mermi> IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3537 [15:03] <mib_waje5a> hello
#3538 [15:03] <mitch1224> patience. This is all volunteer you know, right?
#3539 [15:04] * xales kicked mermi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: If you can't figure out how to follow our extremely simple instructions and act in a mature and appropriate manner, we are not going to waste our time helping you.)
#3540 [15:04] <xales> mib_waje5a: If you tell us what the problem is, maybe someone can help
#3541 [15:04] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: What is the problem you are experiencing?
#3542 [15:04] <mib_waje5a> hmm when i play minecraft
#3543 [15:04] <mib_waje5a> i move soooo slow why that?
#3544 [15:05] <Morrolan> Do you press shift?
#3545 [15:05] <mib_waje5a> nope
#3546 [15:05] <DEMOLITIONRACER> cant download mindcraft i was givin directions by voxelhea ereler
#3547 [15:05] <mib_waje5a> the whole game is slow
#3548 [15:05] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: Why can't you download it...what does it say?
#3549 [15:05] <xales> mib_waje5a: Turn down the video settings, or get a better computer
#3550 [15:05] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it just doesent do it
#3551 [15:05] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Could you explain step-by-step what you do?
#3552 [15:05] <mib_waje5a> hmm i think i can tern down the video settings but a better computer???
#3553 [15:05] <Morrolan> And what happens?
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#3556 [15:06] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i go to the web minecraft.net
#3557 [15:06] <mib_waje5a> ok i will try
#3558 [15:06] <xales> mib_waje5a: Yes. Minecraft is a modern game, and it will not run well on a bad computer
#3559 [15:06] <hatman> when I double click my minecraft nothing happens, could someone help ?
#3560 [15:06] <DEMOLITIONRACER> then i click on download
#3561 [15:06] <mib_waje5a> and if it didnot work i will get back
#3562 [15:06] <xales> hatman: Try playing in your browser - does it work there?
#3563 [15:06] <mib_waje5a> i hope it works .... thanks
#3564 [15:06] <DEMOLITIONRACER> o and i bought it erlier by the way
#3565 [15:06] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Ok, looks fine so far.
#3566 [15:06] <Ssc1997> Ok so.
#3567 [15:07] <hatman> xales: I think it does but I want to play in fullscreen
#3568 [15:07] <Ssc1997> I went to Intel.com
#3569 [15:07] <Ssc1997> put in
#3570 [15:07] <Ssc1997> GMA 3100
#3571 [15:07] <Ssc1997> a couple things came up
#3572 [15:07] <Ssc1997> would i download them all?
#3573 [15:07] <DEMOLITIONRACER> i go to the first windows and it says find save and cancel
#3574 [15:07] <xales> hatman: Then press F11
#3575 [15:07] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it says i need a web to openit
#3576 [15:08] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: Use this link:
#3577 [15:08] <xales> ?? win/client
#3578 [15:08] <VoxelHead> win/client: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#3579 [15:08] <DEMOLITIONRACER> or save it
#3580 [15:08] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok brb
#3581 [15:08] <xales> Ssc1997: Can you give me a link to the page you are on?
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#3583 [15:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it says can not connect to minecraft .net
#3584 [15:10] <mitch1224> Hey xales, i have a question,
#3585 [15:10] <xales> DEMOLITIONRACER: Is the date and time on your computer correct?
#3586 [15:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> below options it says (not downloaded)
#3587 [15:10] <mitch1224> Why is there no way to get electric guitar on a note block?
#3588 [15:10] <DEMOLITIONRACER> no
#3589 [15:10] <TheNytangel> Erm.. I have a question
#3590 [15:10] <slycooper> Xales : nvidia graphics driver was already up to date.
#3591 [15:10] <Morrolan> mitch1224: Well, not implemented?
#3592 [15:10] <TheNytangel> Is it good if your butt cheek is twitching?
#3593 [15:11] <Morrolan> Yep, can be fixed by taking a shower though.
#3594 [15:11] <Thoatt> This isn't /that/ kind of help channel.
#3595 [15:11] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it says it is jan 14 2006 and it is 851
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#3597 [15:11] <mib_waje5a> it WORKED thank you very much for helping me now its not that slow i can move clearly!
#3598 [15:11] <mib_waje5a> thanks again
#3599 [15:11] <DEMOLITIONRACER> fix time =fix game
#3600 [15:11] <mitch1224> Morrolan, it should be. Very much. Because one of these levers in my note block room is going to be Blow Me away, by Breaking Benjamin. And im going to make it so i can let out a ton of creepers at the same time and snipe
#3601 [15:11] <mitch1224> them while it plays.
#3602 [15:12] <TheNytangel> Is it good if when I was laying on my bed, my butt cheeck was twitching?
#3603 [15:12] <DEMOLITIONRACER> Morrolan fix time and date= fix game
#3604 [15:12] <Ssc1997> xales this is it http://search.intel.com/default.aspx?q=GMA+3100&c=en_US&method=text&input-submit=Search#c=en_US&q=GMA+3100&results=10&offset=20&categories=72053&method=text&m=search
#3605 [15:12] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: Yep, your time and date have to be correct.
#3606 [15:12] <DEMOLITIONRACER> ok brb
#3607 [15:13] <Morrolan> mib_waje5a: You're welcome. :)
#3608 [15:13] <xales> Ssc1997: Download the one for your OS
#3609 [15:13] <Ssc1997> i have
#3610 [15:13] <Ssc1997> Xp professional
#3611 [15:13] <Ssc1997> I can't see it
#3612 [15:13] <Ssc1997> My screen it t oSmall
#3613 [15:13] <Ssc1997> find it?
#3614 [15:13] <slycooper> after a minute or so I get java fatal exception message. My video drivers are up to date and so is Java. Any possible solutions?
#3615 [15:13] <Ssc1997> slycooper u got any mods installed
#3616 [15:13] <Ssc1997> Testure packs
#3617 [15:14] <Ssc1997> anything at all on it?
#3618 [15:14] <slycooper> nope
#3619 [15:14] <Ssc1997> i got nothin then
#3620 [15:14] <Morrolan> ??> slycooper pastebin
#3621 [15:15] <VoxelHead> slycooper: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3622 [15:15] <xales> Ssc1997: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=17354&lang=eng&wapkw=%28GMA+3100%29
#3623 [15:15] <slycooper> ok
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#3625 [15:16] <DEMOLITIONRACER> thx every one who helped
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#3627 [15:17] <DEMOLITIONRACER> thx xales and morrolan
#3628 [15:17] <Morrolan> DEMOLITIONRACER: YOu're welcome. :)
#3629 [15:17] <Ssc1997> Xales I am installing it now
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#3631 [15:18] <slycooper> http://pastebin.com/4VvEg20Y
#3632 [15:18] <mib_bmgcrl> xales: thanks for the help man :) it fixed my problem :D
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#3634 [15:19] <mib_yxbtdj> I paid for minecraft and can not get it to load on my computer
#3635 [15:19] <xales> slycooper: Problem is with the nVidia driver. Make sure you are installing the update from nvidia.com and NOT Windows Update
#3636 [15:19] <DEMOLITIONRACER> it work
#3637 [15:20] <xales> mib_yxbtdj: Why can't you?
#3638 [15:20] <mitch1224> how long do you think it will take to set up 5 different loops of songs on minecraft? Using multiple instruments in each.
#3639 [15:20] <xales> mitch1224: A very long time, most likely
#3640 [15:20] <mib_yxbtdj> can someone help me please?
#3641 [15:20] <mitch1224> how about ode to joy, with just piano?
#3642 [15:20] <xales> mib_yxbtdj: Why can't you?
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#3644 [15:21] <mib_yxbtdj> I do not know why, it just will not even down load
#3645 [15:21] <xales> If you want us to help you, you have to be as specific as you can
#3646 [15:21] <xales> *facepalm*
#3647 [15:24] <mitch1224> so... how long, exactly? For a circuitry noob.
#3648 [15:24] <xales> mitch1224: A very long time
#3649 [15:25] <mitch1224> Days or months? Which are we talking? Because i might not if its months, but if its only a couple days, then i probly will set up at least one.
#3650 [15:25] <xales> Probably several days
#3651 [15:26] <mitch1224> For one, or all? i will set up ode to joy, for sure, but might not be able to do other ones.
#3652 [15:26] <xales> For one
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#3655 [15:30] <cunfuzzled3681> Hi, every time i try to play minecraft it works for like fifteen minutes and then it crashes. like it crashes my whole computer. when my friend tried to play on my computer, however, it worked fine. is there something wrong with my account?
#3656 [15:31] <xales> No, once the game has checked your account, it doesn't do anything specific to it
#3657 [15:31] <EntityReborn> Is there a way one could get an offline copy of the wiki?
#3658 [15:31] <EntityReborn> cunfuzzled3681, your computer hates you.
#3659 [15:32] <cunfuzzled3681> i noticed
#3660 [15:32] <xales> EntityReborn: You could scrape it using wget or similar, or ask in #minecraftwiki as there may be a special page on the wiki which has an achive of it
#3661 [15:32] <EntityReborn> xales, thanks
#3662 [15:33] <cunfuzzled3681> xales, since you seem to be more helpful, can you think of anything that may be causing my problem?
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#3665 [15:33] <EntityReborn> cunfuzzled3681, try a reinstall?
#3666 [15:34] <EntityReborn> which OS are you on?
#3667 [15:34] <SPaRT> hey guys
#3668 [15:34] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: u there? :-)
#3669 [15:34] <cunfuzzled3681> i tried that, unfortunately it didn't work, and i'm on windows 7
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#3671 [15:34] <xales> cunfuzzled3681: Possibly the specific map is causing the issue
#3672 [15:34] <xales> As far as the issue itself, it sounds like overheating
#3673 [15:35] <cunfuzzled3681> i tried several different maps, and nothing. but then why does it sometimes work for an hour and sometimes work for ten minutes?
#3674 [15:35] <xales> Depends specifically what you are doing, and the state of other things on your computer at the time
#3675 [15:36] <cunfuzzled3681> alright, so is there a way to fix the overheating problem without buying a whole new fan?
#3676 [15:36] <xales> But it does sound like it's overheating - once too much heat builds up and can't be properly cooled, possibly due to dust buildup in the computer, the motherboard hits a failsafe and shuts down to prevent lasting damage
#3677 [15:36] <xales> I'd say, get a can of compressed air, open the computer and take it outside, and just blow the crap out of it
#3678 [15:36] <cunfuzzled3681> its true that i don't know when the last time i dusted the inside was
#3679 [15:36] <cunfuzzled3681> alright, i'll try that, thanks.
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#3682 [15:37] <R5> Can I has help with server joining problems?
#3683 [15:37] * mib_m1saho [mib_m1saho@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3684 [15:38] <xales> R5: If you explain specifically what the issue is, then we can try to help, yes
#3685 [15:38] <R5> Internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#3686 [15:38] <R5> that is
#3687 [15:38] <R5> I just updated java
#3688 [15:38] <R5> and removed the old useless java things
#3689 [15:38] <xales> If it only happens on one server, then it's likely that your userdata on the server is corrupted. You will need to contact the server admin to remove it
#3690 [15:39] <R5> bollocks
#3691 [15:39] <R5> does that remove like all i have in inventory
#3692 [15:39] <R5> and all i have made
#3693 [15:39] <xales> Only your inventory and current position in the world
#3694 [15:39] <R5> dammit
#3695 [15:39] <R5> my diamonds r.i.p
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#3697 [15:40] <xales> Chests and so forth would not be lost
#3698 [15:40] <R5> phew
#3699 [15:40] <R5> wont lose all of my precious munny
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#3701 [15:42] <hatman> My minecraft won't open! I will type in my password and click login to start the game and it won't even act like it's starting up. Nothing happens and then an error page shows up on my desktop. They all say something like, "A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x6d034c66, pid=2304,"
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#3703 [15:42] <hatman> I don't know what to do! I tried redownloading and everything and nothing is working.
#3704 [15:42] <xales> hatman: Please open one of the error files and copy the entire thing to http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link to it
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#3706 [15:42] <squonk4u> Hello all
#3707 [15:42] <xales> Hello
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#3709 [15:43] <hatman> http://pastebin.com/4JzVvNEU
#3710 [15:43] <kurtisnelson> anybody come across this failure to launch on Debian sid? http://pastebin.com/795Zp26D
#3711 [15:44] <mib_a4pr8z> Is anyone else having the problem where the game crashes right after the Mojang screen?
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#3713 [15:44] <xales> mib_a4pr8z: Did you install mods or texture packs?
#3714 [15:44] <xales> hatman: Completely uninstall all versions of Java, and reinstall it
#3715 [15:44] <mitch1224> xales, how much room should i use for it?
#3716 [15:44] <squonk4u> mmm nope... sometimes it refuses to load, but once I see the Mojang screen, I am fine.
#3717 [15:45] <hatman> Okay I'll try that! Thank you!
#3718 [15:45] <xales> kurtisnelson: Probably missing the correct display driver - you usually need the non-open-source ones
#3719 [15:45] <squonk4u> xales: really? just wipe and reinstall java?
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#3721 [15:45] <mib_a4pr8z> I installed one texture pack and this problem happened so then i deleted the texture pack but it still happens...
#3722 [15:45] <xales> mitch1224: You'll need a lot of room, probably
#3723 [15:45] <xales> ??> mib_a4pr8z win/reinst
#3724 [15:45] <VoxelHead> mib_a4pr8z: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3725 [15:45] <SPaRT> does somebody want to help us with a redstone double door with a lever?
#3726 [15:45] <VoxelHead> mib_a4pr8z: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3727 [15:45] <mitch1224> Ya... didnt think i had enough, but ive done too much now to break it all down... so ill blow it up instead.
#3728 [15:46] <squonk4u> can mob spawners be moved?
#3729 [15:46] <napoleon> Quick question. I just bought the download and can't seem to get to the game on my computer. I have registered and when I type in my Log in it says not preimum.
#3730 [15:46] <mib_a4pr8z> Thanks! I will try that!
#3731 [15:46] <napoleon> It seems to be the launcher that I am haveing trouble with
#3732 [15:46] <xales> napoleon: The game isn't free - you have to buy it to play it
#3733 [15:47] <xales> Oh, wait
#3734 [15:47] <squonk4u> napoleon, check your login... it's possible that you might have a space or sumfin
#3735 [15:47] <xales> If you just bought it, it might take some time for the payment to be processed and handed over to Mojang
#3736 [15:47] <squonk4u> ooo JUST? yeah what xales said.
#3737 [15:47] <mitch1224> Xales, what would make a more awesome roof? Glowstone, or mossy cobby?
#3738 [15:47] <napoleon> Really so the credit card and payment out of my checking account isn't for the game
#3739 [15:47] <xales> ??> napoleon payment
#3740 [15:47] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3741 [15:47] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3742 [15:47] <napoleon> So just waite and see
#3743 [15:48] <squonk4u> yeah it took every bit of three hours for my two accounts to be acknowledged following payment. Sorry... just takes time, napoleon.
#3744 [15:48] <mitch1224> Napoleon, did you buy it on Minecraft.NET?
#3745 [15:49] <napoleon> mitch 1224 yes.
#3746 [15:49] <mitch1224> Are you sure it wasnt .com or something?
#3747 [15:50] <napoleon> positive. double checked. It might be just waiting.
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#3749 [15:50] <weirdo> hey guys
#3750 [15:50] <xales> Hello
#3751 [15:50] <weirdo> just needa little help with requirements
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#3753 [15:50] <napoleon> so once launcher is used, It should let my son play
#3754 [15:50] <hatman> xales: Thank you so much! It worked perfectly! Minecraft is working again!
#3755 [15:50] <mitch1224> ok then, good. Ya, just wait a while.
#3756 [15:51] <napoleon> thank you for the help I will come back in like after dinner and see if it works.
#3757 [15:51] <xales> weirdo: Care to elaborate on that?
#3758 [15:51] <weirdo> http://pastebin.com/PPYned6S will those specs work?
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#3760 [15:52] <Cbw19> hi there
#3761 [15:52] <Cbw19> um
#3762 [15:52] <xales> Hello
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#3764 [15:52] <lapzoo> Hey
#3765 [15:52] <weirdo> anybodyy? :D
#3766 [15:52] <Cbw19> im having some trouble running minecraft
#3767 [15:52] <xales> weirdo: That looks fine, but you didn't include the most important part - the GPU
#3768 [15:52] <weirdo> where is that
#3769 [15:52] <weirdo> in the dxdiag
#3770 [15:52] <Cbw19> can someone help me with that
#3771 [15:53] <xales> weirdo: Just include the entire dxdiag
#3772 [15:53] <lapzoo> when starting minecraft this error comes up: could not create the java virtual machine
#3773 [15:53] <xales> Cbw19: If you tell us what the problem is, sure
#3774 [15:53] <lapzoo> what now?
#3775 [15:53] <xales> lapzoo: How much RAM does your computer have?
#3776 [15:53] <Cbw19> well
#3777 [15:53] <lapzoo> 4
#3778 [15:53] <Cbw19> whats weird is this
#3779 [15:53] <Cbw19> on my moms laptop it works
#3780 [15:53] <Cbw19> but
#3781 [15:53] <xales> lapzoo: Does it work in your browser?
#3782 [15:53] <Cbw19> it dont work on the main computer
#3783 [15:53] <lapzoo> I will test
#3784 [15:53] <xales> Cbw19: How does it "not work"
#3785 [15:54] <Cbw19> not the browser eiter for me
#3786 [15:54] <Cbw19> weell it says java
#3787 [15:54] <Cbw19> then
#3788 [15:54] <Cbw19> i get this weird patter thingy
#3789 [15:54] <squonk4u> hi Cbw19
#3790 [15:54] <Cbw19> then it crashes
#3791 [15:54] <Cbw19> hi
#3792 [15:54] <mitch1224> hey can you make a nether portal flat on the ground? Like a well, almost?
#3793 [15:54] <Cbw19> btw
#3794 [15:54] <xales> Cbw19: Can you please copy what it says in the box with the Java error, go to http://pastebin.com/ and paste it there, then give us the link to the paste?
#3795 [15:54] <weirdo> xales my comp is being stupid, where is the GPU in the dxdiag
#3796 [15:54] <weirdo> so i can just ell yaq
#3797 [15:54] <Cbw19> do u guys like...
#3798 [15:55] <Cbw19> um
#3799 [15:55] <xales> weirdo: Display -> Name
#3800 [15:55] <Cbw19> oh
#3801 [15:55] <xales> Cbw19: Just spit it out already
#3802 [15:55] <Cbw19> xales can u tell me how to get minecraft running for me
#3803 [15:55] <weirdo> the display card name?
#3804 [15:55] * squonk4u chuckles at xales
#3804 [15:55] <lapzoo> Yes in a browser it works
#3805 [15:55] <Morrolan> Cbw19: If you'd follow his instructinos, yes.
#3806 [15:55] <Morrolan> <@xales> Cbw19: Can you please copy what it says in the box with the Java error, go to http://pastebin.com/ and paste it there, then give us the link to the paste?
#3807 [15:56] <Morrolan> instructions*
#3808 [15:56] <Cbw19> xales abd lapzoo, ive tried the browser too
#3809 [15:56] <squonk4u> That way they can see what you see, M8
#3810 [15:56] <lapzoo> xales: yes it works
#3811 [15:56] <Cbw19> ok ill do that
#3812 [15:56] <Cbw19> but one thing
#3813 [15:56] <Cbw19> how do i copy it
#3814 [15:56] <squonk4u> kewlies Cbw19
#3815 [15:56] <squonk4u> do a screenshot
#3816 [15:56] <Cbw19> i cant rlly do the thing
#3817 [15:56] <Cbw19> oh...
#3818 [15:56] <squonk4u> paste it to paint
#3819 [15:56] <Cbw19> ok
#3820 [15:56] <weirdo> @xales, are you talking about the display card name?
#3821 [15:57] <Cbw19> thx squonk4u
#3822 [15:57] <xales> weirdo: Yes
#3823 [15:57] <Cbw19> brb
#3824 [15:57] <Morrolan> Cbw19: Can't you just hit ctrl-c ?
#3825 [15:57] <Morrolan> Well, I never tried it tbh
#3826 [15:57] <Morrolan> But it's worth a tyr.
#3827 [15:57] <lapzoo> But I want to play with the minecraft.jar
#3828 [15:57] <xales> lapzoo: Are you on Windows?
#3829 [15:57] <lapzoo> Yes, XP 32-Bit
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#3831 [15:58] <weirdo> @xales here- http://pastebin.com/WHJkddHW
#3832 [15:58] * squonk4u waves to Iquana
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#3833 [15:58] <Cbw199> sorry its cbw19
#3834 [15:58] <squonk4u> er (pardon the dyslexic moment, I meant to greet Iguana
#3835 [15:58] <Cbw199> i screwed up
#3836 [15:58] <Cbw199> it*
#3837 [15:59] <squonk4u> so do /nick
#3838 [15:59] <xales> lapzoo: Use the exe, not the jar, then
#3839 [15:59] <squonk4u> and change back if you like.
#3840 [15:59] <Cbw199> ok
#3841 [15:59] <lapzoo> Yes I tried both same error
#3842 [15:59] <weirdo> xales, i hate to bother you but i really wanna know lmao
#3843 [15:59] <weirdo> if i can play it
#3844 [15:59] <xales> weirdo: That..might work, but not well
#3845 [15:59] <xales> Best way to know is just try the demo
#3846 [15:59] <xales> ??> weirdo demo
#3847 [15:59] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3848 [15:59] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3849 [15:59] <weirdo> i hateee links
#3850 [15:59] <Cbw199> hey um
#3851 [15:59] <weirdo> there so sketchy
#3852 [16:00] <lapzoo> xales: I tried both, but the error still comes up
#3853 [16:00] <Cbw199> when i download exe it appears as white paper
#3854 [16:00] <Cbw199> brb
#3855 [16:01] <weirdo> you sure that link is legit>
#3856 [16:01] <weirdo> ?
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#3858 [16:01] <Loki2U> much better.
#3859 [16:02] <weirdo> :(
#3860 [16:02] <weirdo> ive had bad experiences with random links
#3861 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> That link for the demo is legit
#3862 [16:02] <Cbw199> can someone tell me how to make my minecraft work
#3863 [16:02] <Cbw199> again
#3864 [16:02] <Cbw199> lol
#3865 [16:02] <GreyVulpine> Cbw199 - What's wrong?
#3866 [16:02] <Cbw199> when i open it crashes
#3867 [16:02] <Cbw199> browser and download
#3868 [16:03] <Cbw199> exe and jar
#3869 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> Did you try modding or installing a texture pack before this happened?
#3870 [16:03] <Cbw199> actually yes
#3871 [16:03] <Loki2U> bingo
#3872 [16:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> Cbw199 win/reinst
#3873 [16:03] <VoxelHead> Cbw199: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3874 [16:03] <VoxelHead> Cbw199: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3875 [16:04] <Cbw199> u do know im under 18 right?
#3876 [16:04] <Cbw199> xD
#3877 [16:04] <Morrolan> And?
#3878 [16:04] <weirdo> vox
#3879 [16:04] <Loki2U> and that matters why?
#3880 [16:04] <Morrolan> weirdo: He's a bot.
#3881 [16:05] <Cbw199> im in the folder
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#3883 [16:05] <Cbw199> im not a bot
#3884 [16:05] <Cbw199> wtf
#3885 [16:05] <Loki2U> wasn't talking about you,m8
#3886 [16:05] <Cbw199> oh
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#3888 [16:05] <mitch1224> lol
#3889 [16:05] <Cbw199> well im in the minecraft folder now what
#3890 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3892 [16:06] <Cbw199> wait
#3893 [16:06] <mermi> hello
#3894 [16:06] <Loki2U> it'll recreate the tainted folders
#3895 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> ^
#3896 [16:06] <Cbw199> can u explain less.. complicated?
#3897 [16:06] <Loki2U> that is to say, it forces minecraft to reinstall fresh
#3898 [16:06] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the saves folder?
#3899 [16:06] <weirdo> he is?
#3900 [16:06] <weirdo> well then morrolan can you pm me?
#3901 [16:06] <mitch1224> i love how my houses entrance is underwater, but still completely dry. Hatches FTW.
#3902 [16:06] <slycooper> Downloaded nvidia graphics drivers form nvidia instead of windows and I believe it helped, although I am getting an error message; out of memory
#3903 [16:07] <Cbw199> ya
#3904 [16:07] <weirdo> someone with a mc acc please PM me asap
#3905 [16:07] <GreyVulpine> Cbw199 - Delete everything but the saves folder
#3906 [16:07] <Cbw199> ok
#3907 [16:07] <Cbw199> just a second...
#3908 [16:08] <Cbw199> ok
#3909 [16:08] <mermi> i installed tomany items and now i got a black screen when i start minecraft, whats the problem? help please
#3910 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> Cbw199 - relaunch minecraft
#3911 [16:08] <Loki2U> GreyVulpine: can a player actually take a mobspawner and move it to a new location?
#3912 [16:08] <xales> ??> mermi causality
#3913 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mermi: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#3914 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mermi: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#3915 [16:08] <GreyVulpine> Loki2U - Not without a map editor or a mod
#3916 [16:08] <Morrolan> ??> mermi win/reinst
#3917 [16:09] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3918 [16:09] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3919 [16:09] <Loki2U> GreyVulpine: Thought so. But I'm pretty new so I'm a bit hesitant to use mods.
#3920 [16:09] <Cbw199> ok my dads making this harder then it has to be
#3921 [16:09] <Cbw199> srry
#3922 [16:09] <mermi> ok i'll try thanks
#3923 [16:10] <Cbw199> thx soooo much!
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#3925 [16:10] <Morrolan> Cbw199: Heh, I assume it worked then? :D
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#3927 [16:10] * Loki2U crosses fingers for Cbw199
#3927 [16:10] <Cbw199> yep
#3928 [16:11] <Loki2U> woot!
#3929 [16:11] <Cbw199> but
#3930 [16:11] <Cbw199> one last thing...
#3931 [16:11] <Cbw199> how do i install mods
#3932 [16:11] * Loki2U coughs and shups.
#3932 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Each mod has its own installation instructions
#3933 [16:11] <Morrolan> Cbw199: Just follow the instructions wich...
#3934 [16:11] <GreyVulpine> Just need to read them carefully
#3935 [16:11] <Cbw199> ok
#3936 [16:11] <Cbw199> also
#3937 [16:11] <Loki2U> and take your time
#3938 [16:11] <Cbw199> texture packs
#3939 [16:11] <Cbw199> is there like
#3940 [16:11] <mitch1224> I have never found the mod install instructions... Texture packs are much easier.
#3941 [16:12] <Loki2U> never do anything fast, especially change your mind, it's like driving in snow.
#3942 [16:12] <GreyVulpine> Place the .zip of the texture pack into the .minecraft/texturepacks folder
#3943 [16:12] <Cbw199> ok
#3944 [16:12] <mitch1224> I have about 9 or so. :D
#3945 [16:12] <Cbw199> cuz thats what i did and then m,inecraft stopped working
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#3947 [16:12] <mitch1224> And a world for each. The star wars one is awesome.
#3948 [16:12] <mitch1224> Did it need a patcher?
#3949 [16:12] <Morrolan> Cbw199: Either you did something wrong or the mod wasn't updated.
#3950 [16:12] <Loki2U> I am betting the mod wasn't updated
#3951 [16:12] <Cbw199> nvm about the mods
#3952 [16:13] <Morrolan> ??< demo
#3953 [16:13] <Cbw199> um
#3954 [16:13] <Cbw199> when i installed sum texture packs
#3955 [16:13] <mitch1224> Hey grey, my little trees grew up. Now i have a massive ball of leaves above my house that dwarfs my screen.
#3956 [16:13] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#3957 [16:13] <Cbw199> everything just stipped working
#3958 [16:13] <Cbw199> stopped*
#3959 [16:13] <mermi> it worked, thanks again
#3960 [16:13] <Cbw199> so
#3961 [16:14] <Brent1997> hello guya im having this http://screensnapr.com/v/badch2.png prob when i try to start minecraft
#3962 [16:14] <Loki2U> Okay who is in the UK?
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#3964 [16:14] <Cbw199> did i install too many texture packs or some crap?
#3965 [16:14] <Brent1997> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 19/06/11 4:13 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_i
#3966 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Update your video drivers
#3967 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Gah, don't paste it here
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#3969 [16:14] <Loki2U> it's possible Cbw199
#3970 [16:14] <Brent1997> ive tryed that
#3971 [16:14] <Loki2U> Listen, when making any changes to a prog, you test each one
#3972 [16:14] <Cbw199> so like what would be the max
#3973 [16:14] <Loki2U> before you add another
#3974 [16:15] <Cbw199> ok
#3975 [16:15] <Loki2U> that way if there is a problem, you will see it.
#3976 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - How exactly did you try it?
#3977 [16:15] <Cbw199> wow u guys are like... awsome
#3978 [16:15] <Loki2U> adding a buttload of stuff then trying it
#3979 [16:15] <Loki2U> well you'll never know what broke it.
#3980 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - If you say device manager, or windows update, I'm leaving...
#3981 [16:15] <Cbw199> i just like stuffed em all in there
#3982 [16:15] <Loki2U> so just do one thing at a time.
#3983 [16:15] <Loki2U> kay?
#3984 [16:15] <SlashLife> Loki2U: You will.
#3985 [16:15] <Brent1997> i dont remeber i was following a tut
#3986 [16:15] <Cbw199> k
#3987 [16:15] <Cbw199> thx
#3988 [16:15] <SlashLife> Loki2U: ... after doing it all AGAIN. x)
#3989 [16:15] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Do you know what video card you have?
#3990 [16:15] <Cbw199> =D
#3991 [16:15] <SlashLife> Step by step.
#3992 [16:15] <Cbw199> idk what a video card is
#3993 [16:16] <Brent1997> where i find that at
#3994 [16:16] <slycooper> when loading minecraft I get an error message: Minecraft has run out of memory, this could be caused by a bug in the game or by the Java Virtual machine not being allocated enough memory
#3995 [16:16] <GreyVulpine> Wasn't talking to you Cbw199
#3996 [16:16] <Cbw199> srry
#3997 [16:16] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Please give me this:
#3998 [16:16] <Cbw199> lol
#3999 [16:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> Brent1997 win/dxdiag
#4000 [16:16] <VoxelHead> Brent1997: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4001 [16:16] <VoxelHead> Brent1997: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4002 [16:16] <Loki2U> yeah SlashLife, I'm trying to save him the pain.
#4003 [16:17] <Loki2U> I haven't modded MC yet, but I've been modding other games for years
#4004 [16:17] <Loki2U> you have to be systematic
#4005 [16:17] <Loki2U> well I had to be.
#4006 [16:17] <Morrolan> btw GreyVulpine, that weirdo guy, seems I couldn't convince him that the demo does not containt any viruses, after asking ten times whether I'm really sure he said that he can't risk it and left. O
#4007 [16:17] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#4008 [16:17] * Loki2U grins at Cbw199 half the fun is breaking it and fixing it.
#4008 [16:18] <Brent1997> http://pastebin.com/bmx3ZG50 where i put this
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#4010 [16:18] <Loki2U> Morrolan: horse to water, m8
#4011 [16:18] <iBook> im a parent of a kid who wants to play minecraft and ive got a question about payment: the minecraft.net website does not have secure socket layer for login sessions. i dont dare to give out my card number without an encrypted session. any alternatives for me?
#4012 [16:18] <Morrolan> Well, he did ask me whether he could try it from my acc once, so it might have been a phishing attempt as well. ''
#4013 [16:18] <Morrolan> iBook: The transfer itself is secured by their provider.
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#4015 [16:18] <Loki2U> yeah some one asks me for that and ALL the red flags go up.
#4016 [16:19] <Morrolan> That is, PayPal, Visa or whatever way you choose to pay, iBook.
#4017 [16:19] <Brent1997> Voxel what i do now i got the paste bin http://pastebin.com/bmx3ZG50
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#4021 [16:19] <Loki2U> ibook, keep your money safe in hand and let the child play the demo version
#4022 [16:19] <movedgorilla> hey whats up guys.
#4023 [16:19] <iBook> Morrolan: can i login to my card providers web site and arrange payment from there?
#4024 [16:20] <movedgorilla> i have no sound, explain.
#4025 [16:20] <Loki2U> if they like it, then you can purchase
#4026 [16:20] <Loki2U> That's what I did with my kids.
#4027 [16:21] <Loki2U> as far as payment goes, I'd go with paypal if it makes you feel more comfortable.
#4028 [16:21] <movedgorilla> voxelhead i love yu
#4029 [16:21] <iBook> Loki2U: dont have paypal , neither will i get it
#4030 [16:21] <movedgorilla> calm dewn
#4031 [16:21] <Loki2U> iBook: yeah I understand. I don't either.
#4032 [16:21] <Morrolan> iBook: Well, you can pay through PayPal using your credit card, theoretically.
#4033 [16:22] <movedgorilla> or oyu could just scuk it up and use your credit card..
#4034 [16:22] <Loki2U> gosh it was three weeks ago... I can't remember how I did it.
#4035 [16:22] <Morrolan> However, the frame in which you enter your card details and is provided by MoneyBookers I think.
#4036 [16:22] <Loki2U> I think I just went to the site and went thru it.
#4037 [16:22] <Morrolan> your card details and stuff*
#4038 [16:22] <Loki2U> no adverse effects
#4039 [16:22] <iBook> Morrolan: im old enough to remember paypal security screwups
#4040 [16:23] <movedgorilla> ibook, your american arent you?
#4041 [16:23] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Try downloading and installing these drivers from tosiba's site: http://cdgenp01.csd.toshiba.com/content/support/downloads/tc70095000a.exe
#4042 [16:23] <Morrolan> iBook: Fair enough.
#4043 [16:23] <iBook> movedgorilla: no
#4044 [16:23] <movedgorilla> can anyone tell me why i ahve no sound?
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#4046 [16:23] <Loki2U> well... could be hardware, drivers, software.
#4047 [16:23] <movedgorilla> oh, you seem, to a T, american...
#4048 [16:23] <movedgorilla> perhaps canadia?
#4049 [16:23] <Loki2U> We'll need a bit more info m8
#4050 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> iBook - If you don't care for paypal, there's moneybookers as well. Paypal's actually been pretty good about security these past few years
#4051 [16:24] <movedgorilla> loki2u talking to me?
#4052 [16:24] <Loki2U> mmhmm
#4053 [16:24] <GreyVulpine> iBook - As for online payments, there's been over 2 million people that have paid for minecraft. Haven't had a security leak yet
#4054 [16:24] <movedgorilla> i log in, i click the singleplayer or whatever it doesnt make that Tick sound, nor when i walk, close doors, block sounds or splashes.
#4055 [16:25] <movedgorilla> but mobs still have sound.
#4056 [16:25] <Loki2U> okay so the sound issue is not the whole system
#4057 [16:25] <Loki2U> just when you play MC
#4058 [16:25] <movedgorilla> correct.
#4059 [16:25] <Loki2U> kk
#4060 [16:25] <iBook> movedgorilla: linux mac or windows?
#4061 [16:25] <movedgorilla> windows.
#4062 [16:25] <Morrolan> ??> movedgorilla win/reinst
#4063 [16:25] <VoxelHead> movedgorilla: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4064 [16:25] <VoxelHead> movedgorilla: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4065 [16:25] <movedgorilla> i did that.
#4066 [16:25] <Morrolan> movedgorilla: Ok, that's interesting then.
#4067 [16:25] <iBook> movedgorilla: isnt the whole thing just sun java?
#4068 [16:26] <movedgorilla> im not a 9 year old mexican that cant reinst.
#4069 [16:26] <Morrolan> movedgorilla: Keep it nice please.
#4070 [16:26] <movedgorilla> przepraszam.
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#4072 [16:27] <Brent1997> voxel you said post to the irc channel early how do i do that
#4073 [16:27] <iBook> movedgorilla: does your computer have any sound at all?
#4074 [16:27] <movedgorilla> tak,
#4075 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - I just told you where to go and what to download
#4076 [16:27] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Try downloading and installing these drivers from tosiba's site: http://cdgenp01.csd.toshiba.com/content/support/downloads/tc70095000a.exe
#4077 [16:27] <Brent1997> ok thank you
#4078 [16:27] <movedgorilla> i
#4079 [16:27] <movedgorilla> i
#4080 [16:27] <movedgorilla> z
#4081 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> !kk movedgorilla
#4082 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> !k movedgorilla
#4083 [16:28] * GreyBot kicked movedgorilla from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:663>)
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#4085 [16:28] <GreyVulpine> Don't spam in here. This is a help channel.
#4086 [16:28] <movedgorilla> i dont understand why i was kicked..
#4087 [16:29] * Loki2U points up ^
#4087 [16:29] <movedgorilla> i didnt spam...
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#4089 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> [04:28.02pm] <movedgorilla> i
#4090 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> [04:28.02pm] <movedgorilla> i
#4091 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> [04:28.04pm] <movedgorilla> z
#4092 [16:29] <GreyVulpine> Again. Don't spam in here.
#4093 [16:29] <movedgorilla> yes i was tying, and pushed enter..
#4094 [16:29] <movedgorilla> sorry if im not a bot and cant type.
#4095 [16:29] <Kealper> now if that was YYZ, then i'd not consider it span
#4096 [16:29] <Kealper> spam*
#4097 [16:29] <iBook> spam is spam, period
#4098 [16:30] * Loki2U grins at a fellow Rush fan.
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#4101 [16:31] <movedgorilla> whats it mean if i have the little red haired person beside my head not the brown one
#4102 [16:31] <movedgorilla> makes me feel like a black person at a kkk parade.
#4103 [16:31] <Loki2U> right...
#4104 [16:31] <mitch1224> That means that instead of a gorilla whispering in your ear its the devil.
#4105 [16:31] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I'm trying to download thesurvival island map
#4106 [16:31] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: Hey :-)
#4107 [16:31] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> but I have no folders for minecraft
#4108 [16:31] <Brent1997> it says `an error has occured while one or more component... Setup will exit `
#4109 [16:31] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#4110 [16:32] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> just the applictation
#4111 [16:32] <movedgorilla> your, "funny"
#4112 [16:32] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> do I have to make the folders?
#4113 [16:32] <movedgorilla> no.
#4114 [16:32] <movedgorilla> win/reinst
#4115 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Try using the driver update utility from intel's site:
#4116 [16:32] <Kealper> ??> movedgorilla attitude
#4117 [16:32] <VoxelHead> movedgorilla: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4118 [16:32] <VoxelHead> movedgorilla: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4119 [16:32] <GreyVulpine> ??> Brent1997 gpu/intel
#4120 [16:32] <VoxelHead> Brent1997: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
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#4122 [16:33] <Minecraftboy> I need help my minecraft has been crashed for 5 days now when i log in and hit in browser it loads and all i see a wall of dirt at the place where you hit single player , mutiplayer ect it not there ive tried everything
#4123 [16:33] <movedgorilla> oh im sorry, people are allowed to say anything they want to me, however when i say something i get "attitude"
#4124 [16:33] <WaveHack> movedgorilla: man up
#4125 [16:33] <movedgorilla> minecraft boy,
#4126 [16:34] <movedgorilla> win mac, linux?
#4127 [16:34] <Kealper> movedgorilla: would you perfer that i ban you from the channel?
#4128 [16:34] <Kealper> because i'd be glad to do that for you
#4129 [16:34] <Loki2U> movedgorilla: each of us must do what we can to control ourselves, dispite frustration. This way we can move forward, yes?
#4130 [16:34] <movedgorilla> yes.
#4131 [16:34] <Minecraftboy> I need help my minecraft has been crashed for 5 days now when i log in and hit in browser it loads and all i see a wall of dirt at the place where you hit single player , mutiplayer ect it not there ive tried everything
#4132 [16:34] * Kealper kicked movedgorilla from #minecrafthelp (Reason: movedgorilla)
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#4134 [16:34] * Loki2U shrugs
#4134 [16:34] <Loki2U> I tried.
#4135 [16:34] <WaveHack> Some people are beyond help
#4136 [16:34] * WaveHack shakes head
#4136 [16:35] <Loki2U> Oh well.
#4137 [16:35] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I tried to download the survival island map and it worked, but all I have for minecraft is the application, i'm on a mac and so do I have to create a folder or something?
#4138 [16:35] <Devilwasbad> when i attempt to login to my own server that im attempting to run i get this error: Connection Lost Internal exception: java.IOException: Bad packet id 14
#4139 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> Devilwasbad - You used the classic server instead of the beta one.
#4140 [16:35] <mitch1224> I am an anti-troll. If there are any troll attacks i fix them. You can see it on youtube, i made this guys trolling turn around and he looked like a... well, i will just say meanie.
#4141 [16:35] <Loki2U> hehe I did that.
#4142 [16:35] <GreyVulpine> Please download the beta server file from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4143 [16:36] <Minecraftboy> I need help my minecraft has been crashed for 5 days now when i log in and hit in browser it loads and all i see a wall of dirt at the place where you hit single player , mutiplayer ect it not there ive tried everything
#4144 [16:36] <Morrolan> Minecraftboy: Windows?
#4145 [16:37] <Minecraftboy> yes
#4146 [16:37] <Morrolan> ??> Minecraftboy win/reinst
#4147 [16:37] <VoxelHead> Minecraftboy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4148 [16:37] <VoxelHead> Minecraftboy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4149 [16:37] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please.
#4150 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - You'll want to go to ~/library/application support/minecraft/saves
#4151 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Your saves will be there, also the place you'll put custom maps in
#4152 [16:37] * Loki2U ^5's VoxelHead
#4152 [16:37] <Loki2U> Love that bot
#4153 [16:37] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#4154 [16:38] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> is this in my finder application?
#4155 [16:38] <Minecraftboy> thanks voxel head ill try
#4156 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Just use your HDD
#4157 [16:38] <Morrolan> Love you too, AuBot
#4158 [16:38] * GreyBot purrs and curls up around Morrolan's leg.
#4158 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#4159 [16:38] <Morrolan> ^^
#4160 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> !grey off
#4161 [16:38] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I'm not very good at abbreviations
#4162 [16:38] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: can you help us once again witha redstone double door.... @ Alcatraz....
#4163 [16:38] <Loki2U> hehe
#4164 [16:38] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> HDD = ?
#4165 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - hard drive
#4166 [16:38] <SPaRT> ?
#4167 [16:38] <Brent1997> what was it i was downloading here http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4168 [16:38] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> okay
#4169 [16:38] <GreyVulpine> SPaRT - Bleh, another one?
#4170 [16:38] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> thanks mate
#4171 [16:38] <SPaRT> yeah.... we get only 1 door working :-/
#4172 [16:38] <Morrolan> Brent1997: Don't tell me you forgot again...
#4173 [16:39] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> wait
#4174 [16:39] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> but it's like..
#4175 [16:39] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> it just has:
#4176 [16:39] <Brent1997> i at website but what i download
#4177 [16:39] <Morrolan> Brent1997: Didn't GreyVulpine gave you a link like 15 minutes ago? :/
#4178 [16:40] <Morrolan> lemme look
#4179 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - use the intel driver update utility
#4180 [16:40] <Brent1997> sorry i dont know much
#4181 [16:40] * Loki2U laughs I believe he did.
#4181 [16:40] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> macgamesarcade, mozilla, macromedia, and microsoft
#4182 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Do you see your user account to the left? Click on that
#4183 [16:40] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> did I do something wrong downloading minecraft so it's just the application or something?
#4184 [16:40] <mitch1224> no thats normal.
#4185 [16:40] <mitch1224> I thnk.
#4186 [16:40] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Then click on library/application support/minecraft
#4187 [16:40] <mitch1224> *think.
#4188 [16:41] <Brent1997> how long will scan take
#4189 [16:41] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I don't have the minecraft part
#4190 [16:41] <Devilwasbad> Now when i try to connect it just times out do i have to wait for it to finish "Preparing" everything?
#4191 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Did you click on your user's account to the left side of the window?
#4192 [16:41] <Morrolan> Brent1997: Go to http://downloadcenter.intel.com/ and press "Run Intel Driver UPdate Utility" in the image ontop.
#4193 [16:41] <Morrolan> Ah, you already found it :)
#4194 [16:41] <mib_c386if> Greyvulpine you here? got a quick q
#4195 [16:41] <Morrolan> Devilwasbad: Yep
#4196 [16:41] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> is that the one under devices?
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#4198 [16:41] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - I believe so
#4199 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_c386if - Ask away
#4200 [16:42] <Minecraftboy> it worked
#4201 [16:42] <SPaRT> GreyVulpine: if you want to just let me know I'll give u the IP then
#4202 [16:42] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> wait a sec
#4203 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> SPaRT - Is this running 1.6?
#4204 [16:42] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I don't have minecraft iun applicatiuons folder
#4205 [16:42] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> hold on
#4206 [16:42] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - It's the application support folder
#4207 [16:42] <mib_c386if> You helped me portforward my router a couple days ago, and you said somethng might change or something and it was working fine, but would disconnect me sometimes and now it wont let me connect, keeps me at the connecting to server page
#4208 [16:42] <SPaRT> sure it is ;)
#4209 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> SPaRT - Bleh
#4210 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> SPaRT - Sec
#4211 [16:43] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I see it
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#4213 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - Do you see the "Saves" folder inside minecraft?
#4214 [16:43] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> there is no "Minecraft" folder
#4215 [16:43] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - There.. isn't?
#4216 [16:43] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> nope.
#4217 [16:43] <mib_c386if> o.0
#4218 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc - You are talking about beta, right? The one that you download?
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#4220 [16:44] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> yeah
#4221 [16:44] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> I got it like 2 weeks ago
#4222 [16:44] <Brent1997> k scan finishedc what i do with the scan<
#4223 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - It should've told you what you then need to download and install
#4224 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Specifically a video or graphics driver
#4225 [16:44] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> my minecraft is beta 1.6.6
#4226 [16:45] <Brent1997> i did install 2 things
#4227 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> Brent1997 - Try minecraft now
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#4229 [16:45] <Devilwasbad> the connection keeps timeing out :\
#4230 [16:45] <Brent1997> k
#4231 [16:46] <mib_c386if> Grey u see my question?
#4232 [16:46] <Morrolan> Devilwasbad: Are you trying to connect to a server on your own PC?
#4233 [16:46] <mib_c386if> did you see my*
#4234 [16:46] <Devilwasbad> correct
#4235 [16:46] <Morrolan> Devilwasbad: And it is running?
#4236 [16:46] <Devilwasbad> yep
#4237 [16:46] <Brent1997> i got the ssame error
#4238 [16:46] <Devilwasbad> [INFO] Done (349213529961ns)! For help, type "help" or "?"
#4239 [16:46] <Morrolan> That's, uh.
#4240 [16:47] <Morrolan> Devilwasbad: Yea, looks fine. :/
#4241 [16:47] <Devilwasbad> its set to my IP and the correct port
#4242 [16:47] <Morrolan> Oh
#4243 [16:47] <Morrolan> Remove the ip from server.properties
#4244 [16:47] <Morrolan> Well, shut the server down first, ofc.
#4245 [16:47] <Devilwasbad> gah i forgot to change the port in there
#4246 [16:47] <Morrolan> Hmm? You're connecting to localhost anyway, no?
#4247 [16:48] <Morrolan> Unless you tried to connect on a non-default port, yea.
#4248 [16:48] <zucchini> i have downloaded minecraft but when i try to login it wont let me, it says user not premium. What do I do?
#4249 [16:48] <Morrolan> zucchini: Did you buy the game?
#4250 [16:48] <Devilwasbad> was trying to get into my server via non local host
#4251 [16:48] <Morrolan> Devilwasbad: Ah, ok.
#4252 [16:48] <zucchini> yes
#4253 [16:48] <dopeghoti> ??>> gamuh smp/serversetup
#4254 [16:48] <Morrolan> zucchini: When was that? And what is your Minecraft username?
#4255 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> SPaRT - Still there? Could I get the IP?
#4256 [16:50] <SPaRT> yeah :-)
#4257 [16:50] <zucchini> it was friday and my username is nconnery
#4258 [16:50] <Brent1997> yeh it didnt work the update thing
#4259 [16:50] <Morrolan> !paid nconnery
#4260 [16:50] <Morrolan> Hmm, this is already nearly two days since you paid.
#4261 [16:51] <GreyVulpine> Could somebody else grab Brent1997, needs a video card driver update for his intel HD graphics, dxdiag is at: http://pastebin.com/bmx3ZG50
#4262 [16:51] <Morrolan> zucchini: Go to www.minecraft.net/support -> account -> premium -> I bought a premium account, but ...
#4263 [16:51] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Will do.
#4264 [16:52] <Morrolan> zucchini: And fill out the formular you can find there?
#4265 [16:52] <Morrolan> Brent1997: Give me a second to find your driver.
#4266 [16:52] <mib_c386if> Greyvulpine, when you get a sec, just a lil bit confused, i can see your busy
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#4268 [16:53] <mib_c386if> To portforward do you add .1 for the end of the IP address
#4269 [16:53] <Brent1997> k
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#4272 [16:54] <Morrolan> mib_c386if: Nope, you have to put in the internal IP of the PC where the server is running on.
#4273 [16:54] <napoleon> someone wanna give me that demo link ;D ?
#4274 [16:54] <Morrolan> ??> napoleon demo
#4275 [16:54] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4276 [16:54] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4277 [16:55] <mib_c386if> Morrolan how do i find the internal IP? Mac osx
#4278 [16:55] <napoleon> hey guys, if the demo runs, the full game will right?
#4279 [16:55] <Morrolan> napoleon: Yep
#4280 [16:55] <frogzilla> i try to launch the game on a mac, and it just appears with "failed to launch" when attempted to play on browser ad also once downloaded
#4281 [16:55] <Morrolan> mib_c386if: No idea, suggest you use google.
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#4283 [16:55] <Morrolan> Brent1997: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20037/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=20037&DownloadType=Drivers&OSFullname=Windows+7+Home+Premium,+64-bit+version*&ProductID=3231
#4284 [16:56] <Morrolan> Choose "I accept the terms in the license agreement", download the file and start it.
#4285 [16:56] <frogzilla> who are you talking to here ?
#4286 [16:56] <Brent1997> ok thank you
#4287 [16:56] <napoleon> and guys, when you go to buy minecraft, it rarely ever charges double or more on the payment right?
#4288 [16:57] <Morrolan> napoleon: Nope, it won't.
#4289 [16:57] <zelda> Greetings. I have had a dark room for a while now and no monsters have spawned. It is the correct distance away. I am wondering if they actually spawn in the dark, or if there is a torch on the other side the wall that will stop them.
#4290 [16:57] <mib_c386if> Morrolan what should i name the portforward thing?
#4291 [16:57] <frogzilla> i have a major problem here i've purchased minecraft but it wont launch..."failed to launch" appears
#4292 [16:57] <frogzilla> what can i do ?
#4293 [16:57] <Morrolan> mib_c386if: Oh, call it like "minecraft server" or something.
#4294 [16:57] <mib_c386if> and its TCP right
#4295 [16:57] <mib_c386if> ?
#4296 [16:57] <Morrolan> frogzilla: When does this appear?
#4297 [16:58] <Morrolan> mib_c386if: Yep
#4298 [16:58] <mib_c386if> kk
#4299 [16:58] <zelda> Do monsters spawn based on distance from a light source even it there is something blocking the light?
#4300 [16:58] <frogzilla> whenever i try and run the game, it does it for when i download it and also when i try and play in the browser
#4301 [16:58] <Morrolan> zelda: Hmm, lemme check.
#4302 [16:58] <gkhcnlo5lafksmcfeiruwc> guys should the whole of minecraft and stuff downloaded equal 508 kb?
#4303 [16:58] <mib_c386if> Okay i added it and then it just kinda refreshed itself then what?
#4304 [16:58] <Morrolan> frogzilla: Which operating system are you on? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
#4305 [16:58] <frogzilla> mac
#4306 [16:58] <Brent1997> download gave a error morrolan
#4307 [16:59] <Morrolan> mib_c386if: Well, if you made everything correct then it should work now.
#4308 [16:59] <Morrolan> ??> frogzilla mac/reinst
#4309 [16:59] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4310 [16:59] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4311 [16:59] <mib_c386if> alright
#4312 [16:59] <Morrolan> Brent1997: When exactly?
#4313 [16:59] <Brent1997> il download again then read it out
#4314 [16:59] <zelda> I wonder if it is darkness will spawn monsters if there is a light on the other side the wall?
#4315 [17:00] <Morrolan> zelda: I think I've read something about this topic once, but can't seem to find it.
#4316 [17:00] <Morrolan> Also, I ought to go. :/
#4317 [17:00] <frogzilla> sorry i've only had a mac for a week or so, how do i locate the 'finder' ?
#4318 [17:00] <Morrolan> Kealper , are you there?
#4319 [17:00] <mib_c386if> If there is enough light monsters will not spawn
#4320 [17:00] <Kealper> rawr
#4321 [17:00] <Kealper> i am now
#4322 [17:00] <Morrolan> frogzilla: Uh, it's the thingy you take to navigate.
#4323 [17:00] <zelda> Well th room is totallly enclosed.
#4324 [17:00] <mib_c386if> frogzila i could help you
#4325 [17:00] <Loki2U> I believe the monsters need a light level of 7 or less to spawn
#4326 [17:00] <Morrolan> Kealper: Got some time to take these guys over?
#4327 [17:00] <frogzilla> found it, thanks
#4328 [17:00] <zelda> Hmm
#4329 [17:01] <Kealper> not really but i guess i could alot a bit of time
#4330 [17:01] <zelda> Maybe I just need a bigger room.
#4331 [17:01] <Morrolan> Kealper: Ok, thanks, cause I really ought to go.
#4332 [17:01] <mib_c386if> what you trying to do Zelda?
#4333 [17:01] <Morrolan> Have a nice day everyone. :)
#4334 [17:01] <mib_c386if> ty morrolan
#4335 [17:01] * Kealper waves
#4335 [17:01] <zelda> Make a monster trap
#4336 [17:01] <Loki2U> Later Morrolan
#4337 [17:01] <mib_c386if> Do you have a monster spawner
#4338 [17:01] <Loki2U> oooo
#4339 [17:01] <mib_c386if> or just spawn monsters
#4340 [17:01] <zelda> I have a room with a hole in bottom but nos monsters spawn
#4341 [17:01] <Loki2U> I love those
#4342 [17:01] <zelda> No
#4343 [17:01] <Loki2U> are you using water?
#4344 [17:02] <zelda> YEs, water
#4345 [17:02] <Loki2U> okay make SURE water doesn't touch the burning piggy in the cage
#4346 [17:02] <mib_c386if> it more than likely has to be bigger, i have a 50 by 50 monster spawner that is very dark
#4347 [17:02] <Loki2U> it will deactivate it
#4348 [17:02] <mib_c386if> really? i never knew that
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#4350 [17:02] <Loki2U> I just read it.
#4351 [17:02] <Loki2U> Like yesterday
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#4353 [17:03] <Loki2U> I built a monster drowning tank directly below a spawner
#4354 [17:03] <Loki2U> hehe
#4355 [17:03] <Brent1997> it says ``The driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer manufactuer. Set up will exit``
#4356 [17:03] <Loki2U> then I removed all the green moss
#4357 [17:03] <zelda> I dont have a cage. I just have a dark room ,
#4358 [17:03] <Loki2U> so when the spawner pops one they fly directly into the water
#4359 [17:03] <mib_c386if> lol nice loki
#4360 [17:03] <Loki2U> hehe
#4361 [17:03] <Loki2U> okay...
#4362 [17:03] <Kealper> Brent1997: hmm....
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#4364 [17:03] <Loki2U> so you need a bigger room then
#4365 [17:03] <Kealper> Brent1997: what version of windows do you have?
#4366 [17:03] <mib_c386if> Bigger it is, the darker it is
#4367 [17:04] <Loki2U> yep yep
#4368 [17:04] <Brent1997> windows 7
#4369 [17:04] <Loki2U> without a spawner... it's a crap shoot
#4370 [17:04] <mib_c386if> I made a non monster spawner, spawner
#4371 [17:04] <Loki2U> I did see a cool one on minederp
#4372 [17:04] <mib_c386if> cranks out like 300 items per hour
#4373 [17:04] <Loki2U> it spirals up
#4374 [17:04] <Kealper> that's kinda weak
#4375 [17:04] <mib_c386if> its tiny
#4376 [17:04] <mib_c386if> lol
#4377 [17:04] <Loki2U> and the mobs just walk up the spiral to their deaths
#4378 [17:04] <Kealper> oh lol
#4379 [17:04] <zelda> Well I want to make it near my house so the loot can stream in water
#4380 [17:04] <PandaNinja223> hello?
#4381 [17:04] <mib_c386if> im making it bigger
#4382 [17:05] <frogzilla> i have put the 'bin' file into the trash, tried to run it again, and still no success
#4383 [17:05] <mib_c386if> the big one does like a lil over 1200
#4384 [17:05] <Loki2U> No worries.
#4385 [17:05] <Kealper> Brent1997: give me a few minutes, i'll throw you a link to disable that validation check
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#4387 [17:05] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: ello
#4388 [17:05] <zelda> You cant pick up spawner cahes, can you?
#4389 [17:05] <mib_c386if> Not without hacks
#4390 [17:05] <Loki2U> I am going to figure out how to kill spiders effectively
#4391 [17:05] <Loki2U> yeah no you can't
#4392 [17:06] <Loki2U> you need to mod or edit maps
#4393 [17:06] <PandaNinja223> can someone help me?
#4394 [17:06] <Loki2U> and I don't recommend that
#4395 [17:06] <Loki2U> for noobs like me
#4396 [17:06] <Loki2U> :)
#4397 [17:06] <mib_c386if> Loki you play on a server?
#4398 [17:06] <Loki2U> sure
#4399 [17:06] <Kealper> Brent1997: http://www.thegeekprofessor.com/tips-and-tricks/hacks/windows7/turn-off-driver-signing-enforcement-in-windows-7/
#4400 [17:06] <Loki2U> I have my own sitting right there
#4401 [17:06] <Loki2U> here
#4402 [17:06] <mib_c386if> nice
#4403 [17:06] <Loki2U> I used to play minederp
#4404 [17:07] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: not without knowing what your issue is
#4405 [17:07] <Loki2U> but that's gone
#4406 [17:07] <mib_c386if> ah
#4407 [17:07] <zelda> I dont understand why spiders keep spawning right outside at night, but never in my trap.
#4408 [17:07] <Loki2U> I got tired of people being less then nice to each other
#4409 [17:07] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4410 [17:07] <mib_c386if> i see..
#4411 [17:07] <Kealper> also, to others..i'd prefer to keep this channel free of idle chatter while people are recieving technical help
#4412 [17:07] <PandaNinja223> My problem is that, whenever I try running Minecraft, it says something like "Java SE Binary not responding".
#4413 [17:07] <Loki2U> So I made my own server
#4414 [17:07] <Kealper> if you are just here to talk about mob grinders, #mcchatter is probably better
#4415 [17:07] <Loki2U> so I can learn
#4416 [17:07] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: has it worked before?
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#4418 [17:07] <PandaNinja223> Yes.
#4419 [17:08] <mib_c386if> i have my own server with my buddys, we are still noobs, but have some pretty cool stuff
#4420 [17:08] <Loki2U> Sorry Kealper, back to topic.
#4421 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> sometimes after a few minutes it begins to work again.
#4422 [17:08] <mib_c386if> oh i actually have a question
#4423 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> but it is getting annoying.
#4424 [17:08] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: did anything change in your computer or your minecraft?
#4425 [17:08] <zelda> I wish there was an organized server tracker instead of one long list.
#4426 [17:08] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4427 [17:08] <Kealper> zelda: http://mcserverlist.net
#4428 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> someone in the forums told me to delete .minecraft
#4429 [17:08] <mib_c386if> if i take my multiplayer world save, put it in singleplayer and adjust it, like dig or something, then put it back on my multiplayer world file will anything happen to it
#4430 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> so I did
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#4433 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> and made me download JRE
#4434 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> I did, and it worked.
#4435 [17:08] <Loki2U> frogzilla: hang on m8 someone will respond.
#4436 [17:08] <PandaNinja223> But now, it's not working agian.
#4437 [17:09] <mib_c386if> frogzilla you on mac or windows?
#4438 [17:09] <mib_c386if> or linux
#4439 [17:09] <Kealper> ??> PandaNinja223 win/reinst
#4440 [17:09] <frogzilla> mac
#4441 [17:09] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4442 [17:09] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4443 [17:09] <mib_c386if> okay it says failed to launch, did you buy the game
#4444 [17:09] * Loki2U grabs smokes brb
#4444 [17:09] <Kealper> frogzilla: it sounds like your Java is screwy, and this is an issue, since you are on a mac
#4445 [17:09] <PandaNinja223> Thanks voxel, I will try that.
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#4447 [17:09] <Kealper> frogzilla: and you can't really reinstall Java on a mac without breaking it royally
#4448 [17:10] <frogzilla> okaaay, so what can i do about it ?
#4449 [17:10] <Brent1997> ....
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#4451 [17:10] <mib_c386if> Try reinstalling minecraft, this same exact thing happened to me
#4452 [17:10] <Brent1997> did u get that thing kealper
#4453 [17:10] <Kealper> frogzilla: has it ever worked before?
#4454 [17:10] <Kealper> Brent1997: http://www.thegeekprofessor.com/tips-and-tricks/hacks/windows7/turn-off-driver-signing-enforcement-in-windows-7/ linked it earlier, but i guess you missed it
#4455 [17:10] <frogzilla> nooo, its never worked
#4456 [17:10] <bigg789> hey can someone help me, my minecraft client keep freezes everytime i open it and doesnt when im not
#4457 [17:10] <bigg789> conenct to the internet
#4458 [17:10] <Kealper> frogzilla: when does it say failed to launch, exactly?
#4459 [17:10] <mib_c386if> can someone give me the link for risucraft?
#4460 [17:11] <Kealper> #risucraft
#4461 [17:11] <mib_c386if> ty
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#4463 [17:11] <atomicdonut> um
#4464 [17:11] <Brent1997> thanks il try
#4465 [17:11] <atomicdonut> i need help
#4466 [17:11] <PandaNinja223> Voxelhead, I did that. And after it was downloading files on the menu, it crashes.
#4467 [17:11] <frogzilla> as soon as you try and launch the game
#4468 [17:11] <Kealper> ??> atomicdonut ask
#4469 [17:11] <VoxelHead> atomicdonut: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4470 [17:11] <VoxelHead> atomicdonut: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#4472 [17:12] <Kealper> frogzilla: yeah, i can't really help then, i'm no good with macs, and it sounds like your Java is not working :/
#4473 [17:12] <atomicdonut> ok, my game keeps closing down after about 30 seconds, hexaholic said it was a problem with java
#4474 [17:12] <zelda> I want to trap monsters but not animals because I am vegan.
#4475 [17:12] <Kealper> atomicdonut: is there any crash log or does it just completely close?
#4476 [17:12] <atomicdonut> it does both
#4477 [17:12] <Kealper> zelda: have your spawner's floor be completely made of stone
#4478 [17:12] <frogzilla> right, well thanks for your help anyway, is there anyone who can help ?
#4479 [17:13] <mitch1224> Xales. For macs, xales is best.
#4480 [17:13] <Kealper> frogzilla: some of the others in here might be able to help more, but they are not here atm
#4481 [17:13] <Kealper> yeah, either xales or dopeghoti, as i believe they both own a mac
#4482 [17:13] <frogzilla> eerm okay, well shall i just not play it for a while then ?
#4483 [17:13] <PandaNinja223> Voxelhead, I did that. And after it was downloading files on the menu, it crashes.
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#4485 [17:14] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: VoxelHead is a bot
#4486 [17:14] <atomicdonut> sometimes it closes randomly or say java tm platform se binary has stopped working
#4487 [17:14] <PandaNinja223> Oh, okay lol.
#4488 [17:14] <mitch1224> Everybody makes that mistake. I did too.
#4489 [17:14] <Kealper> atomicdonut: Try following the instructions in this URL: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4490 [17:14] <atomicdonut> k, thanks
#4491 [17:14] <Kealper> atomicdonut: try that, it probably won't fix the issue, but it'll help debug stuff to see what the issue even is
#4492 [17:15] <PandaNinja223> I need help.
#4493 [17:15] <Kealper> hmm...
#4494 [17:15] <atomicdonut> the steps 3, 6, 8, 11, and 15 are missing. is it normal?
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#4496 [17:16] <Kealper> uhh....hold on, let me read that page to see what you're talking about
#4497 [17:16] <Kealper> atomicdonut: those arn't steps lol, those are the line number
#4498 [17:16] <atomicdonut> oh. i feel stupid lol
#4499 [17:16] <atomicdonut> alright, ill try now. brb
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#4501 [17:17] <Kealper> i can see how that could be confusing if you've never used the pastebin.com site before :P
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#4503 [17:17] <Draflen> i have problem whit an browser classic multiplayer and singleplayer..
#4504 [17:18] <Kealper> Draflen: what problem would that be?
#4505 [17:18] <PandaNinja223> I have a problem...
#4506 [17:18] <Draflen> when im still my chapter starts to shake
#4507 [17:18] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: to which i'm not really sure of the cause....hmm
#4508 [17:18] <PandaNinja223> Whenever I try to run Minecraft, it says Java SE Binary not responding.
#4509 [17:18] <Kealper> ??> PandaNinja223 win/dxdiag
#4510 [17:18] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4511 [17:18] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4512 [17:19] <bigg789> hey can someone help me, my minecraft client keep freezes everytime i open it and doesnt when im not connected to the internet
#4513 [17:19] <Kealper> Draflen: your "chatper"?
#4514 [17:19] <Draflen> chapter
#4515 [17:19] <Kealper> Draflen: i suck at spelling, i meant what do you mean by chapter?
#4516 [17:19] <Kealper> bigg789: has it worked before?
#4517 [17:19] <bigg789> yes
#4518 [17:19] <Kealper> bigg789: did you install any mods or texure packs?
#4519 [17:19] <Draflen> character sry
#4520 [17:20] <bigg789> yes but it has worked with them
#4521 [17:20] <Kealper> Draflen: that's......extremely odd....try reinstalling Java?
#4522 [17:20] <Kealper> ??> bigg789 win/reinst
#4523 [17:20] <VoxelHead> bigg789: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4524 [17:20] <Draflen> i just did it and updated drive : / weird
#4525 [17:20] <VoxelHead> bigg789: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4527 [17:21] <PandaNinja223> The pastebin says it's goo large.
#4528 [17:21] <PandaNinja223> too*
#4529 [17:22] <atomicdonut> what does it mean by running the bat?
#4530 [17:22] <Kealper> too....large? i'd almost call bullcrap on that, i didn't even know pastebin had a limit....
#4531 [17:22] <Kealper> atomicdonut: double clicking it
#4532 [17:22] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: try http://pastie.com
#4533 [17:22] <atomicdonut> oh, now i get it
#4534 [17:22] <Kealper> woh
#4535 [17:22] <Kealper> wait
#4536 [17:22] <atomicdonut> it wasnt that part
#4537 [17:22] <Kealper> not that
#4538 [17:22] <bigg789> voxelHead: i tried what you said and it didnt work
#4539 [17:22] <gamakichi> greyvulpine
#4540 [17:23] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: http://pastie.org LOL
#4541 [17:23] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, what I did is I clicked the PasteBin button under the chat.
#4542 [17:23] <mitch1224> What height of fall will kill you?
#4543 [17:23] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: oh....yeah, that thing sucks, use http://pastebin.com then
#4544 [17:23] <gamakichi> can someone private me?
#4545 [17:23] <Kealper> mitch1224: 23 without armor
#4546 [17:23] <Kealper> gamakichi: for?
#4547 [17:23] <atomicdonut> ok, i did what it said. what now?
#4548 [17:23] <mitch1224> Got it. Thank you.
#4549 [17:23] <gamakichi> making a server
#4550 [17:23] <Kealper> atomicdonut: did it run?
#4551 [17:23] <Kealper> ??> gamakichi smp/serversetup
#4552 [17:23] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#4553 [17:24] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#4554 [17:24] <PandaNinja223> ------------------
#4555 [17:24] <gamakichi> Kealper ?
#4556 [17:24] <atomicdonut> it came up with a black screen and green letters, saying to press any key.
#4557 [17:24] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: no, bad! http://pastebin.com
#4558 [17:24] <gamakichi> Kealper k
#4559 [17:24] <mitch1224> How far with diamond armor?
#4560 [17:24] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, i'll pm link to you.
#4561 [17:24] <Kealper> atomicdonut: is that all it said?
#4562 [17:24] <Kealper> mitch1224: never tried, probably really far
#4563 [17:24] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: no need to PM, no personal info in it
#4564 [17:24] <atomicdonut> no, it said more, but i didnt read it
#4565 [17:25] <Kealper> atomicdonut: lots more?
#4566 [17:25] <PandaNinja223> How about the machine name?
#4567 [17:25] <atomicdonut> ill copy/paste
#4568 [17:25] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: nope, not personally identifiable, unless you named the machine your home address or something lol
#4569 [17:25] <atomicdonut> wait, nevermind. it had grey letters
#4570 [17:25] <Kealper> atomicdonut: Please put the whole thing on http://pastebin.com and then give the URL to that paste in here.
#4571 [17:25] <PandaNinja223> no pass right?
#4572 [17:25] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4573 [17:25] <mitch1224> Im making a huge wall around my house and gonna light up everything inside so ive got a no monster area. its about 10-15 blocks high over the ocean areas.
#4574 [17:25] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: nope
#4575 [17:25] <atomicdonut> it wont let me copy/paste
#4576 [17:25] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, http://pastebin.com/rnZGFhqH
#4577 [17:26] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: that dxdiag thing is meant to be shared with tech help people, that's what it is there for lol
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#4579 [17:26] <bigg789> VOXELhEAD: YOU HERE?
#4580 [17:26] <Kealper> atomicdonut: right click the cmd window, select Mark, highlight everything, and press your enter key to copy it
#4581 [17:26] <mitch1224> Voxel is a robot.
#4582 [17:26] <mitch1224> Everybody makes that mistake.
#4583 [17:26] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: i have no idea why that won't run correctly....
#4584 [17:26] <bigg789> oh ha!
#4585 [17:26] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4586 [17:27] <atomicdonut> ok,
#4587 [17:27] <PandaNinja223> Well.
#4588 [17:27] <atomicdonut> i did
#4589 [17:27] <PandaNinja223> Kealper
#4590 [17:27] * Pacer [Pacer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4591 [17:27] <PandaNinja223> I deleted Java 26 because someone told me to download JRE
#4592 [17:27] <PandaNinja223> You want link to my thread?
#4593 [17:27] <Kealper> atomicdonut: paste it on to http://pastebin.com and then submit it, then give the URL to it in here
#4594 [17:27] <PandaNinja223> In the minecraft forums?
#4595 [17:27] <atomicdonut> k
#4596 [17:27] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: did you install it from http://java.com?
#4597 [17:28] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, I downloaded in this jdk.java.com site,
#4598 [17:28] <atomicdonut> http://pastebin.com/1eadC2Cy
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#4600 [17:28] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4601 [17:28] <frogzilla> major help needed here people, i have bought minecraft for the mac, tried to run it 'failed to launch' appeared, and then i put the 'bin' file thingy into the trash, tried to run it again, and it still fails to launch
#4602 [17:28] <Kealper> ??> PandaNinja223 getjava
#4603 [17:28] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#4604 [17:28] <Kealper> frogzilla: stop spamming
#4605 [17:28] <frogzilla> answer me then please
#4606 [17:29] * mib_aocyan [mib_aocyan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4607 [17:29] <Kealper> frogzilla: i already told you i can't help you, and the people who could are not here right now
#4608 [17:29] <PandaNinja223> So, kealper. I just delete the one from jdk.java.com?
#4609 [17:29] <EntityReborn> ??> osx/reinst
#4610 [17:29] <Kealper> ??> frogzilla attitude
#4611 [17:29] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4612 [17:29] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4613 [17:29] <EntityReborn> erm
#4614 [17:29] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: yeah, uninstall anything with Java in it's name and try the one from the site VoxelHead linked
#4615 [17:29] <EntityReborn> ??> mac/reinst
#4616 [17:29] <mib_aocyan> hm
#4617 [17:29] <EntityReborn> ffs
#4618 [17:29] <PandaNinja223> Kk...
#4619 [17:29] <Kealper> EntityReborn: java issue, not minecraft issue
#4620 [17:30] <EntityReborn> er, I failed calling the trigger too
#4621 [17:30] <Kealper> EntityReborn: his java is borked and he's on a mac, so i can't really do anything
#4622 [17:30] <EntityReborn> Ah
#4623 [17:30] <atomicdonut> did you get it, Kealper?
#4624 [17:30] <Kealper> hmm.....
#4625 [17:30] <EntityReborn> Besides being a dick.
#4626 [17:30] <PandaNinja223> wait, is there a new version of java?
#4627 [17:30] <PandaNinja223> 1.7.0?
#4628 [17:30] <frogzilla> mojang suggested you... almost referring to you as their customer support
#4629 [17:31] <Kealper> EntityReborn: not sure if i should be offended or not
#4630 [17:31] <EntityReborn> Kealper, re: frogzilla
#4631 [17:31] <EntityReborn> sorry, bad way to put it.
#4632 [17:31] <Kealper> frogzilla: we're not their support, we are just fans of the game who like to help (when we can)
#4633 [17:31] <Kealper> EntityReborn: fair enough
#4634 [17:31] <Kealper> atomicdonut: ok then
#4635 [17:31] <Kealper> atomicdonut: seems you don't have java in your computer's path, not really an issue...open that .bat file up
#4636 [17:32] <EntityReborn> ??> frogzilla mac/reinst
#4637 [17:32] <atomicdonut> the notepad bat?
#4638 [17:32] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4639 [17:32] <VoxelHead> frogzilla: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4640 [17:32] <Kealper> atomicdonut: yes
#4641 [17:32] <atomicdonut> k
#4642 [17:32] <Kealper> atomicdonut: got it open?
#4643 [17:32] <atomicdonut> yes
#4644 [17:32] <atomicdonut> the part i sent you
#4645 [17:32] <frogzilla> ive already tried this, still doesnt work
#4646 [17:32] <Kealper> atomicdonut: see where it says "java" at the beginning?
#4647 [17:33] <atomicdonut> yep
#4648 [17:33] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, then you're SOL
#4649 [17:33] <atomicdonut> wait, no
#4650 [17:33] <frogzilla> "SOL" ?
#4651 [17:33] <bigg789> can anyone help whenever i try use the minecraft client it crashes before i can logon but doesn;t when im nto connected to the internet, i have tried reinstalling java aswell
#4652 [17:33] <EntityReborn> Kealper, if this isn't the official whatever for MineCraft, might want to reword the topic.
#4653 [17:33] * oldtopmobile [oldtopmobile@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4654 [17:33] <Kealper> atomicdonut: make that say "C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin\java.exe"
#4655 [17:33] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, Shit Outta Luck
#4656 [17:34] <frogzilla> ahh :/ so thats £14 wasted then?
#4657 [17:34] <EntityReborn> Heh, you could gift someone the account.
#4658 [17:34] <Kealper> EntityReborn: well, no one reads the topic anyways, i think most of the people find this place though minecraft's support page
#4659 [17:34] <EntityReborn> Seriously, it's a problem with your java
#4660 [17:34] <atomicdonut> ok, what now?
#4661 [17:34] <atomicdonut> save?
#4662 [17:34] <EntityReborn> what version of java? Have you tried running it from console?
#4663 [17:35] <Kealper> bigg789: hmm...do you have any antivirus or firewall software installed?
#4664 [17:35] <EntityReborn> Kealper, it's still misleading.
#4665 [17:35] <Kealper> EntityReborn: i'd change it, but it probably wouldn't matter, as vox would just change it back
#4666 [17:35] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, try running MineCraft from the console. Pastebin the output.
#4667 [17:35] <frogzilla> i just installed the latest java, how do you mean running it from the console ? and yes if all else fails i could gift the account
#4668 [17:36] * EntityReborn needs an acct >.< :P
#4668 [17:36] <Kealper> you don't have a minecraft account? D:
#4669 [17:36] <bigg789> yes but i tunred my firewall off and it didnt help..
#4670 [17:36] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, im not Mac-savvy, but terminal, etc
#4671 [17:36] <EntityReborn> Kealper, a friend lent me his secondary.
#4672 [17:36] <Kealper> bigg789: what about antivirus?
#4673 [17:36] * PandaNinja223 [PandaNinja223@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4674 [17:36] <Kealper> EntityReborn: oh
#4675 [17:36] <bigg789> AVG
#4676 [17:36] <Kealper> bigg789: ok, that's probably not it then
#4677 [17:36] <frogzilla> eerm neither am i to be honest, ive only had a mac for a week
#4678 [17:36] <atomicdonut> do i save the part i changed?
#4679 [17:37] <Kealper> atomicdonut: oh, sorry....didn't see your message above
#4680 [17:37] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, iirc, its under applications/utilities
#4681 [17:37] <atomicdonut> its ok
#4682 [17:37] <EntityReborn> Terminal, Console, can't remember what it's called.
#4683 [17:37] <Kealper> atomicdonut: yeah, save and run
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#4685 [17:37] <Kealper> i think macs call it terminal
#4686 [17:37] <mithrop> hi here
#4687 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> they do
#4688 [17:37] <atomicdonut> k
#4689 [17:37] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, can you give me the link again?
#4690 [17:38] <atomicdonut> is it normal if it closes right after i press any key?
#4691 [17:38] <frogzilla> yeah ive found it now, what am i supposed to enter into terminal though ?
#4692 [17:38] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: http://java.com
#4693 [17:38] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, where is your launcher?
#4694 [17:38] <EntityReborn> Your desktop?
#4695 [17:38] <mithrop> I have a little problem... I just bought the game but I can't connect to "minecraft.net" (the game saying)
#4696 [17:38] <Kealper> atomicdonut: without doing anything else?
#4697 [17:38] <atomicdonut> yup, just closes
#4698 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - What operating system are you on? Can you access minecraft.net through the browser?
#4699 [17:38] <EntityReborn> mithrop, make sure 1) you got the game from minecraft.net, 2) your hosts file isn't tainted.
#4700 [17:38] <EntityReborn> ^ this as well
#4701 [17:38] <Kealper> atomicdonut: nope, probably normal...i guess you have a 64 bit computer and 32 bit java installed...open that .bat file again, small edit time
#4702 [17:38] <frogzilla> apologies for the thickness, but what do you mean 'launcher'
#4703 [17:39] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, what you double click to run MineCraft
#4704 [17:39] <PandaNinja223> Kealper, Free Java Download?
#4705 [17:39] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: yes
#4706 [17:39] <atomicdonut> k
#4707 [17:39] <mithrop> GreyVulpine and EntityReborn : I'm on Win7, I just download the game from minecraft.net and delete every files in %appdata%/.minecraft
#4708 [17:39] <Kealper> atomicdonut: see where it says "Program Files"? make that say "Program Files (x86)"
#4709 [17:39] <mithrop> and I can access to the site with my browser
#4710 [17:39] <frogzilla> mac osx ?
#4711 [17:40] <EntityReborn> mithrop, do you have any antivirus or firewall?
#4712 [17:40] <Kealper> atomicdonut: save, run
#4713 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Question for you, does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#4714 [17:40] <EntityReborn> GreyVulpine, ... minecraft buggs on that?
#4715 [17:40] <EntityReborn> -_-
#4716 [17:40] <mithrop> EntityReborn: yes, Avira... GreyVulpine : nop, no "!" in my username
#4717 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> EntityReborn - yes
#4718 [17:40] <gamakichi> GreyVulpine can u help me make a server?
#4719 [17:40] <EntityReborn> mithrop, disable your antivirus temporarily.
#4720 [17:41] <EntityReborn> and any firewall it has built in.
#4721 [17:41] <atomicdonut> k, did the same thing
#4722 [17:41] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Hmm?
#4723 [17:41] <EntityReborn> mithrop, also, as was asked, can you get to minecraft.net?
#4724 [17:41] <EntityReborn> via your browser I mean
#4725 [17:41] <Kealper> atomicdonut: what is it saying in there, exactly?
#4726 [17:42] <atomicdonut> um, what do you mean by in there?
#4727 [17:42] <atomicdonut> the bat?
#4728 [17:42] <Kealper> atomicdonut: yeah
#4729 [17:42] <frogzilla> i click 'login' and it comes up with 'failed to launch'
#4730 [17:42] * willystylee [willystylee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4731 [17:42] <mithrop> no changes EntityReborn. I disable my Windows firewall too. then, I have to say I played with a "strange" version before and it was correctly working
#4732 [17:42] <willystylee> test
#4733 [17:42] <atomicdonut> want me to make another pastebin?
#4734 [17:42] <Kealper> willystylee: check, 1, 2
#4735 [17:42] <willystylee> lool
#4736 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - "strange" version?
#4737 [17:42] <CreeperPower> Can anyone please help me with a multiplayer connection issue?
#4738 [17:42] <Kealper> atomicdonut: please
#4739 [17:42] <atomicdonut> ok
#4740 [17:43] <PandaNinja223> Thanks Kealper.
#4741 [17:43] <mithrop> EntityReborn: yes I can access to the website but not play the game through my browser.
#4742 [17:43] <willystylee> anyone have advice on how to save large regions with W.E. using singleplayercommands?
#4743 [17:43] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: did that fix it?
#4744 [17:43] <PandaNinja223> Eh, I had to sacrifice my singleplayer servers.
#4745 [17:43] <PandaNinja223> Yea.
#4746 [17:43] <EntityReborn> mithrop, try going to login.minecraft.net
#4747 [17:43] <EntityReborn> I think I know where this is going.
#4748 [17:43] <PandaNinja223> Dunno if it will crash again later.
#4749 [17:43] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: as you can see, I just bought the game because I loved it... but before paying, I tried it ;)
#4750 [17:43] <EntityReborn> ??>> EntityReborn win/hosts
#4751 [17:43] <Kealper> PandaNinja223: meh, as long as it lives again lol
#4752 [17:43] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Bleh, that would be why..
#4753 [17:44] <EntityReborn> ??> mithrop win/hosts
#4754 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mithrop: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4755 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mithrop: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#4756 [17:44] <atomicdonut> linkshield| http://pastebin.com/4UzPFeY2
#4757 [17:44] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, you still with us?
#4758 [17:45] <frogzilla> yeah i am
#4759 [17:45] <EntityReborn> have you managed to mess with terminal?
#4760 [17:46] <willystylee> can someone help me im trying to save large regions on a backup of my servers world, and im getting java.lang.nullpointerexception errors
#4761 [17:46] <frogzilla> no, i dont know how to use it
#4762 [17:46] <EntityReborn> ok
#4763 [17:46] <Kealper> atomicdonut: you were supposed to put the quotes inside that when i said what to put, sorry i didn't clarify lol... that first bit that starts with C and ends in .exe should be in quotes, to tell it that it is one command
#4764 [17:46] <mithrop> EntityReborn: nothing about Minecraft
#4765 [17:46] <EntityReborn> mithrop, any IPs?
#4766 [17:46] <EntityReborn> no login.minecraft.net?
#4767 [17:46] <Kealper> atomicdonut: so...another edit and a save
#4768 [17:46] <atomicdonut> ok, ill do
#4769 [17:46] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, how do you run minecraft/
#4770 [17:46] <EntityReborn> Ie, what window do you have it in/
#4771 [17:46] <frogzilla> what am i supposed to enter into terminal ?
#4772 [17:47] <EntityReborn> We're getting to that.
#4773 [17:47] <frogzilla> mac server
#4774 [17:47] <frogzilla> i've tried online and desktop
#4775 [17:47] <EntityReborn> mac server?
#4776 [17:47] <EntityReborn> define mac server
#4777 [17:48] <mithrop> EntityReborn: just "127.0.0.1" and no url containing "login.minecraft.net"
#4778 [17:48] <AG_Scott> Mac OS X Snow Leopard Server...
#4779 [17:48] <atomicdonut> http://pastebin.com/xmn3PU5u
#4780 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Could you try going to %appdata%/.minecraft and deleting everything inside except for saves, delete the launcher and redownload it from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4781 [17:48] <EntityReborn> oh
#4782 [17:48] <EntityReborn> mithrop, hm
#4783 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - That way, we know you're starting with fresh files
#4784 [17:48] <AG_Scott> On Lion, server is just an application you download and it converts to Server ;p
#4785 [17:48] <mithrop> no problem
#4786 [17:48] <Kealper> atomicdonut: there is something i can work with lol
#4787 [17:48] <EntityReborn> AG_Scott, ah, thanks
#4788 [17:48] <frogzilla> you still helping me ?
#4789 [17:48] <atomicdonut> jeez, i hope so lol
#4790 [17:48] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, no, what I mean, you have to click on the icon correct?
#4791 [17:48] <EntityReborn> *double-click
#4792 [17:49] <frogzilla> yes
#4793 [17:49] <EntityReborn> That icon is the launcher.
#4794 [17:49] <EntityReborn> Where do you have this icon?
#4795 [17:49] <EntityReborn> is it on your desktop?
#4796 [17:49] <Kealper> atomicdonut: hmm....
#4797 [17:49] <frogzilla> desktop
#4798 [17:49] <EntityReborn> k
#4799 [17:49] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: done. nothing changed. Maybe should I try the Windows magical reboot ?
#4800 [17:49] <Kealper> atomicdonut: did you just download that minecraft.jar from the website?
#4801 [17:49] <atomicdonut> tell me, doctor. will he live?
#4802 [17:49] <frogzilla> yeah its on my desktop
#4803 [17:49] <atomicdonut> yup
#4804 [17:49] <EntityReborn> you will need to `cd ~/Desktop` in terminal
#4805 [17:49] <EntityReborn> (without the quites)
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#4807 [17:50] <Kealper> atomicdonut: that's extremely strange then....
#4808 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Are you sure you don't have any firewalls blocking java? windows firewall doesn't count in this case
#4809 [17:50] <EntityReborn> And I could be wrong on the Desktop word, AG_Scott Kealper might correct me.
#4810 [17:50] <atomicdonut> i copy/pasted the link the pastebin gave me, and i downloaded it
#4811 [17:50] <Kealper> atomicdonut: and that .bat file is in the same folder as your minecraft.jar file?
#4812 [17:50] <EntityReborn> if you don't get an error, do ls, and you should see minecraft.app
#4813 [17:50] <atomicdonut> yup
#4814 [17:51] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: can has question?
#4815 [17:51] <frogzilla> do i just type that (cd ~/Desktop) into terminal, then what ? :)
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#4817 [17:51] <atomicdonut> ill double-check
#4818 [17:51] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: I don't think so. I just have the "Avira Antivir" and I disabled it
#4819 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Ask
#4820 [17:51] <atomicdonut> yup
#4821 [17:51] <CreeperPower> Can anyone help me with a multiplayer error please?
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#4823 [17:51] <mib_gz128y> can i get help with a pretty important thing?
#4824 [17:52] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: ever seen a classnotfound exception (the one you usually see with launching the wrong jar) come from the correct jar?
#4825 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> Never
#4826 [17:52] <nhg_maniac> waht error do you get creeper
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#4828 [17:52] <CreeperPower> 95% of the time I'm getting DCed from all servers after half a minute where the game only loads a small chunk of the map and there's huge delay. The error is "internal exception: java.net.sockettimeoutexception: read timed out"
#4829 [17:52] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: well, we may have stumbled upon one
#4830 [17:52] <mib_uz20fi> I can't load the game.
#4831 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> make sure it's minecraft.jar from the website.. and not minecraft.jar from the bin folder
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#4834 [17:52] <durkah> hi
#4835 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> and make sure it's spelled correctly
#4836 [17:52] <nhg_maniac> server lags
#4837 [17:52] <mib_uz20fi> It says pixels error.
#4838 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> make sure it's minecraft.jar and not Minecraft.jar
#4839 [17:52] <EntityReborn> CreeperPower, double check your internet connection :/
#4840 [17:52] <mib_gz128y> when i click on the game symbol it wont start and i have tried for half an hour atleast!
#4841 [17:52] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: he followed that pastebin link that explains how to start it with low ram, and yeah, everything is the correct spelling/caps
#4842 [17:52] <mithrop> Oh. GreyVulpine : I have "Hamachi". This can be a problem ?
#4843 [17:52] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, yes
#4844 [17:52] <mib_uz20fi> ............
#4845 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Shouldn't be
#4846 [17:52] <nhg_maniac> or bad internet connection
#4847 [17:53] <CreeperPower> I had this issue ever since beta to be honest, but 5% of the time it seems to work
#4848 [17:53] <EntityReborn> first type that, then we'll see
#4849 [17:53] <mib_uz20fi> Help?
#4850 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Do you know how to use the command line (cmd in search bar)
#4851 [17:53] <mib_uz20fi> ---*}
#4852 [17:53] <durkah> my multieplayer server dosent work because i tryed so many servers and it dosent work
#4853 [17:53] <mithrop> yep GreyVulpine ;)
#4854 [17:53] <willystylee> can someone please help me im trying to save a large region in SinglePlayerCommands from a backup of my server and i keep getting the java.lang.nullpointerexception error
#4855 [17:53] <frogzilla> nothing has happened...at all
#4856 [17:53] <Kealper> atomicdonut: i'm going to have to admit i have no idea why it does that, then :/
#4857 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Could you please do "nslookup minecraft.net" and paste it at www.pastebin.com, and give me the address?
#4858 [17:54] <atomicdonut> yeah. me too
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#4860 [17:54] <mib_gz128y> plz help me!
#4861 [17:54] <Kealper> mib_gz128y: care to elaborate?
#4862 [17:54] <durkah> can someone help me?
#4863 [17:54] <mib_gz128y> i cant play the freaking game!
#4864 [17:55] <mib_gz128y> i click on the icon but nothing happens
#4865 [17:55] <Kealper> atomicdonut: ever heard of something called TeamViewer?
#4866 [17:55] <atomicdonut> nope
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#4868 [17:55] <mib_gz128y> nope
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#4870 [17:55] <Kealper> atomicdonut: because the error it's giving should not be happening
#4871 [17:55] <EntityReborn_> Gah
#4872 [17:55] <Kealper> ??> atomicdonut teamviewer
#4873 [17:55] <VoxelHead> atomicdonut: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4874 [17:55] <VoxelHead> atomicdonut: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4875 [17:55] <EntityReborn_> Damn computer crashed.
#4876 [17:55] <nhg_maniac> read timed out means that you or the server is not reacting fast enough. this could mean you have bad internet or the server is too slow
#4877 [17:56] <durkah> can someone help me?!!?!?!?!
#4878 [17:56] <atomicdonut> ok, so
#4879 [17:56] <EntityReborn_> frogzilla, so, did the cd thing work?
#4880 [17:56] <atomicdonut> i get it
#4881 [17:56] <atomicdonut> right?
#4882 [17:56] <Kealper> atomicdonut: basically, i'd like to (with your permission) connect to your computer and try to get it running myself
#4883 [17:56] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: http://pastebin.com/Jk0kEkXR
#4884 [17:56] <atomicdonut> yup, you seem trustworthy
#4885 [17:56] <frogzilla> no nothing happened, do i just type in what you said, and then press enter or something ??
#4886 [17:57] <EntityReborn_> yes
#4887 [17:57] <nhg_maniac> durkah, wahts your problem?
#4888 [17:57] <mithrop> the command and my host file ;) there is a problem with my DNS
#4889 [17:57] <durkah> i tryed alot of servers but none work
#4890 [17:57] <Kealper> atomicdonut: ok then, we'll take this tp private chat
#4891 [17:57] <durkah> multieplayer
#4892 [17:57] <EntityReborn_> durkah, what is your MineCraft username?
#4893 [17:57] <Kealper> to*
#4894 [17:57] <nhg_maniac> for multiplayer
#4895 [17:57] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: do you want an ipconfig log ?
#4896 [17:57] <EntityReborn_> Have you paid?
#4897 [17:57] <durkah> durkah7ua
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#4899 [17:57] <nhg_maniac> paid?
#4900 [17:57] <Kealper> atomicdonut: you should see a tab with my name on it at the top of your client
#4901 [17:57] <EntityReborn_> !paid durkah7ua
#4902 [17:57] <durkah> yea
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#4904 [17:58] <EntityReborn_> oh, good.
#4905 [17:58] <mr_fribble> hello?
#4906 [17:58] <EntityReborn_> What is the error you are getting?
#4907 [17:58] <mr_fribble> can anyone help me?
#4908 [17:58] <mr_fribble> or do i have to wait -_-
#4909 [17:58] <nhg_maniac> yeswahts up
#4910 [17:58] <durkah> idk can anyone give me a pvp server?
#4911 [17:58] <EntityReborn_> durkah, not pvp but try mc1.entityreborn.co.cc
#4912 [17:59] <mr_fribble> greyvulpine, can you help me?
#4913 [17:59] <durkah> it says unownd host
#4914 [17:59] <frogzilla> still says 'failed to launch' when i press 'login'
#4915 [17:59] <mr_fribble> can some 1 help me?!?!?
#4916 [17:59] <EntityReborn_> frogzilla, thats fine, what did the cd command do?
#4917 [18:00] <EntityReborn_> durkah, try joining 50.17.172.181 (same server)
#4918 [18:00] <nhg_maniac> mybe i can mrfribble. im not a mod but maybe i can help
#4919 [18:00] <mr_fribble> ok so i have the black screen of death
#4920 [18:01] <frogzilla> nothing at all, i may have done it wrong, can you send e it again please ?
#4921 [18:01] <durkah> works!!!!!
#4922 [18:01] <durkah> brb
#4923 [18:01] <mr_fribble> ive fixed it by doing the *appdata crap
#4924 [18:01] <durkah> ganna play
#4925 [18:01] <nhg_maniac> yes
#4926 [18:01] <mr_fribble> then when its fix it says not donloaded when i try to play offline
#4927 [18:01] <mr_fribble> and when ever i try to log on it says canot connect to minecraft.net
#4928 [18:02] <nhg_maniac> you need to login
#4929 [18:02] <nhg_maniac> have yo paid the game
#4930 [18:02] <mr_fribble> yeah got it yesterday
#4931 [18:02] <mr_fribble> 21 bucks :/
#4932 [18:02] <mithrop> mr_fribble: same problem to me. maybe a problem about DNS servers
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#4934 [18:03] <mr_fribble> but why isnt everyone where then?
#4935 [18:03] <nhg_maniac> so then log in with your username and password, then klick download
#4936 [18:03] <mr_fribble> yeah
#4937 [18:03] <mr_fribble> on windows
#4938 [18:03] <nhg_maniac> yes
#4939 [18:04] <frogzilla> still her entity reborn ?
#4940 [18:04] <nhg_maniac> doesent matter wich os
#4941 [18:04] <mr_fribble> kk
#4942 [18:04] <mr_fribble> so can you solve this?
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#4944 [18:04] <nhg_maniac> you start mc
#4945 [18:05] <mr_fribble> kk
#4946 [18:05] <mr_fribble> downloaded?
#4947 [18:05] <mr_fribble> or on the browser?
#4948 [18:05] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, still with us?
#4949 [18:05] <nhg_maniac> then type in your username
#4950 [18:05] <mithrop> ok... I'll try a reboot. brb
#4951 [18:05] <frogzilla> yea
#4952 [18:05] <mr_fribble> and pass?
#4953 [18:05] <EntityReborn> durkah, ok, try adding your DNS manually to 8.8.8.8
#4954 [18:05] <EntityReborn> thats google's DNS server
#4955 [18:05] <nhg_maniac> your passwird
#4956 [18:05] <mr_fribble> yeah
#4957 [18:05] <nhg_maniac> then click login
#4958 [18:06] <EntityReborn> ??> durkah win/dns
#4959 [18:06] <VoxelHead> durkah: (win/dns) To clear your DNS cache on Windows, you need to open a Command Prompt(cmd) window as Administrator (if using 7/Vista)
#4960 [18:06] <VoxelHead> durkah: (win/dns) In this window, you type "ipconfig /flushdns" (without the quotes) and press enter.
#4961 [18:06] <EntityReborn> ^ that too
#4962 [18:06] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, ok, what did the CD command tell you?
#4963 [18:06] <mr_fribble> then?
#4964 [18:06] <frogzilla> it didnt really, it just started a new line :/ can you send me the command again please, i'll try it again
#4965 [18:06] <nhg_maniac> and then it should download
#4966 [18:06] <EntityReborn> ok, thats perfect
#4967 [18:07] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, thats good
#4968 [18:07] <EntityReborn> the line might have changed.
#4969 [18:07] <nhg_maniac> after that, you can play offline, too
#4970 [18:07] <mr_fribble> sure cause i spent 9 hours trying to get to work, and i havent logged in yet.
#4971 [18:07] <frogzilla> i've gone off terminal now
#4972 [18:07] <EntityReborn> dang it
#4973 [18:07] <mr_fribble> mhmm
#4974 [18:07] <EntityReborn> go back, and do that command again
#4975 [18:07] <EntityReborn> cd ~/Desktop
#4976 [18:07] <frogzilla> okay
#4977 [18:08] <mr_fribble> what if it says cannot conect to minecraft.net?
#4978 [18:08] <frogzilla> press enter once pasted ?
#4979 [18:08] <mr_fribble> and what if under the offline button it says (not downloaded)?
#4980 [18:08] <nhg_maniac> make sure it is allowed in firewall
#4981 [18:08] <mr_fribble> and i need help for some 1 else
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#4983 [18:08] <mr_fribble> from*
#4984 [18:09] <EntityReborn> yes
#4985 [18:09] <frogzilla> started a new line again
#4986 [18:09] <nhg_maniac> sorry thaht i couldnt help
#4987 [18:09] <mr_fribble> you can help me reborn?
#4988 [18:09] <frogzilla> now what ?
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#4991 [18:09] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, ok, do `ls` and if you see anything mentioning mentioning your launcher, we're on the right track
#4992 [18:09] <mr_fribble> gh_maniac you teached me how to log in, great.
#4993 [18:10] <mr_fribble> can some 1 help me?!?!!?!?!?!?!
#4994 [18:10] <mr_fribble> can some talk?!?!?!
#4995 [18:10] <frogzilla> what do you mean do 'is' ? sorry for my lack of knowledge
#4996 [18:10] <nhg_maniac> hey, there are people how dont know that ok!
#4997 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> frogzilla - Do LS (lowercase) in your terminal
#4998 [18:10] <EntityReborn> `ls` as in the letter L then S
#4999 [18:10] <wippler> my mc crashed because of a texture pack, can any body help?
#5000 [18:10] <frogzilla> oka, thanks
#5001 [18:10] <mr_fribble> wippler
#5002 [18:11] <mr_fribble> just delete it
#5003 [18:11] <EntityReborn> wippler, in your .minecraft folder, delete options.txt
#5004 [18:11] <wippler> ok
#5005 [18:11] <mr_fribble> is it the black screen?
#5006 [18:11] <wippler> yes
#5007 [18:11] <frogzilla> Lot47.jpm÷g.jpg thats what it came up with
#5008 [18:11] <wippler> ok
#5009 [18:11] <mr_fribble> delete the texture pack
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#5011 [18:12] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, type `cd` and paste the return
#5012 [18:12] <mr_fribble> can anyone help me?!?
#5013 [18:12] <nhg_maniac> again, make sure java is allowed in firewall
#5014 [18:12] <mr_fribble> my minecraft is serouisly messed
#5015 [18:12] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: I just rebooted my computer, then try a "nslookup". this time, I can obtain a result : http://pastebin.com/fPvgHRCS but I still can't connect...
#5016 [18:12] <EntityReborn> mr_fribble, calm down.
#5017 [18:12] <nhg_maniac> try redownliading laubcher
#5018 [18:12] <mr_fribble> ...
#5019 [18:12] <nhg_maniac> ...
#5020 [18:12] <frogzilla> there was no return, just started a new line
#5021 [18:13] <Busk> Can I ask a question regarding mcp here?
#5022 [18:13] <nhg_maniac> i really wanna help you
#5023 [18:14] <nhg_maniac> but if you dint want
#5024 [18:14] <mr_fribble> greyvulpine can you help me?
#5025 [18:14] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, ok, what does the line say?
#5026 [18:14] <EntityReborn> the line with the _
#5027 [18:14] <GreyVulpine> Busk - Try #mcp-modding
#5028 [18:15] <mr_fribble> greyvulpine can you help me?
#5029 [18:15] <frogzilla> Lot47.jpm÷g.jpg
#5030 [18:15] <mr_fribble> meh minecraft is messed.
#5031 [18:15] <EntityReborn> frogzilla, that doesn't make sense.
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#5033 [18:15] <frogzilla> i know :/
#5034 [18:15] <Busk> GreyVulpine: Thanks :)
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#5036 [18:15] <EntityReborn> paste the line that you type commands into
#5037 [18:16] <EntityReborn> ie, in my terminal its `entityreborn@entityreborn:~$`
#5038 [18:16] <wikkit> hey right when i log on in minecraft on linux, the downloaded version it loads and then it says "minecraft encountered an error so it stopped running"? What should i do?
#5039 [18:16] <frogzilla> can i just paste the whole of my terminal ? or will it risk security breach ?
#5040 [18:16] <EntityReborn> you can paste it. PM me a pastebin copy of it
#5041 [18:16] <frogzilla> david-blakelys-imac:~ davidblakely$
#5042 [18:16] <EntityReborn> ah
#5043 [18:16] <EntityReborn> ok
#5044 [18:17] <EntityReborn> now, cd ~/Desktop, and paste again
#5045 [18:17] <frogzilla> david-blakelys-imac:Desktop davidblakely$
#5046 [18:17] <EntityReborn> Good
#5047 [18:17] <EntityReborn> now, paste ls -la
#5048 [18:17] <EntityReborn> (in PM, not here)
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#5051 [18:18] <mr_fribble> can some one help me?
#5052 [18:18] <frogzilla> how do i pm ?
#5053 [18:18] <EntityReborn> /query EntityReborn
#5054 [18:19] <EntityReborn> will open a window, then you can paste into that window
#5055 [18:19] <mr_fribble> can some one gice e anwser?
#5056 [18:19] <mr_fribble> give me*
#5057 [18:20] <mr_fribble> hello?
#5058 [18:20] <mr_fribble> hello?
#5059 [18:20] <mr_fribble> hello?
#5060 [18:20] <mr_fribble> hello?
#5061 [18:20] <mr_fribble> hello?
#5062 [18:20] <mr_fribble> 1
#5063 [18:20] <Awesomeness> Pm Kealper for help.
#5064 [18:21] <Awesomeness> He'll be happy to assist you.
#5065 [18:21] <mr_fribble> how do you pm?
#5066 [18:21] <Kealper> wut
#5067 [18:21] <Kealper> i'm busy in a TV session atm
#5068 [18:21] <Awesomeness> ./query Kealper Hi, I need help.
#5069 [18:21] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: you can't help me anymore ?
#5070 [18:22] <mr_fribble> hes not online
#5071 [18:22] <mr_fribble> nvm
#5072 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, bit busy right now
#5073 [18:23] <mithrop> oh ok, no problem... I'll try to find an issue ;)
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#5075 [18:24] <mithrop> EntityReborn: do you have any ideas ? ^^
#5076 [18:25] <EntityReborn> mithrop, try putting in custom static DNS to 8.8.8.8
#5077 [18:25] <EntityReborn> I don't know how to do it in win7, unfortunately, google it.
#5078 [18:25] <mithrop> ok :)
#5079 [18:25] <EntityReborn> either your router is messed up, or your ISP is failing
#5080 [18:26] <EntityReborn> or you have some setting screwy on your computer.
#5081 [18:26] <mithrop> EntityReborn: but a nslookup give me a good answer, I think so.
#5082 [18:26] <EntityReborn> hm
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#5084 [18:26] <zelda> Anyone know how to increase water current to deliver loot over distance with aquaduct?
#5085 [18:27] <EntityReborn> add more water sources.
#5086 [18:27] <zelda> My loot keeps stoopin.
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#5088 [18:28] <zelda> I need to see a design because I cant make the water go faster. Multiple springs seem to interfere with each other
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#5090 [18:30] <mib_qt0yoq> I need help with problems with running the game.
#5091 [18:30] <mr_fribble> can some i help with a bug in minecraft?
#5092 [18:31] <mib_qt0yoq> see whats happening is that my mine will run perfectly up until i try to enter my world
#5093 [18:31] <mib_qt0yoq> my minecraft*
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#5096 [18:32] <mib_qt0yoq> then it show where i am for a spilt second and dissapears to a gray screen then to block
#5097 [18:32] <mib_s5pagy> all servers are timed out
#5098 [18:34] <mib_s5pagy> yes i chose a username
#5099 [18:34] <mib_qt0yoq> can someone help me?
#5100 [18:34] <mib_s5pagy> me to please
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#5106 [18:45] <mib_d8g9aq> Hi i need help with the launcher, whenever i log ing it quickly loads the game then goes straight to black screen. Any suggestions?
#5107 [18:45] <mib_d8g9aq> Hello?
#5108 [18:46] <pheleas_frog> i need help as well but id reload the program and if that dosent work try rebooting
#5109 [18:46] <mib_d8g9aq> i tried both but nothing is working
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#5111 [18:47] <pheleas_frog> dude idk
#5112 [18:48] <mib_d8g9aq> thanks any way ill check the forums
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#5114 [18:49] <pheleas_frog> i keep getting a message saying that i have a "bad video card driver". what do i do?
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#5116 [18:50] <Varulvsnatt> Uhm. I can't place saplings near eachother in my underground herbatory. Is this an official change or a bug?
#5117 [18:51] * mib_i4505d [mib_i4505d@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5118 [18:52] <mib_i4505d> hello
#5119 [18:52] <isimp95> Hey can anyone help me? I just bought and downloaded Minecraft for my Mac. When I unzip the file and extract the application, open it, and log in, I get a message that says "An Update is Available; Update now?" and I click "Update Now". However, when I do this, it load about a quarter of the way and says "Failed to Launch". When I click "Not Now" I can play.
#5120 [18:52] <isimp95> Any help?
#5121 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> isimp95 - Try going into ~/library/application support/minecraft and deleting everything inside, then try minecraft again
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#5123 [18:54] <isimp95> Alrighty. Worked like a charm. Thanks!
#5124 [18:55] * GreyVulpine nods
#5124 [18:55] <Varulvsnatt> I'm still curious about my issue xD
#5125 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> Varulvsnatt - Should still be able to place saplings next to each other..
#5126 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> Are you placing it on dirt?
#5127 [18:56] <Varulvsnatt> Yeah.
#5128 [18:56] * Hexaholic slaps GreyVulpine around a bit with a large trout
#5128 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, strange
#5129 [18:56] <Varulvsnatt> Does the dirt need to have a certain depth or something?
#5130 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#5131 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> Just dirt
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#5133 [18:57] <Varulvsnatt> Dirt. :3
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#5135 [18:57] <Varulvsnatt> Yeah, I'm clueless. xD
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#5137 [18:58] <tallthrall> Hey guys, this is a minecraft support channel right?
#5138 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, sapling placement hasn't changed
#5139 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> tallthrall - Yes
#5140 [18:58] <Hexaholic> I can place em together
#5141 [18:58] <calatalee> i have a question about being banned from minecraft. can i get help here?
#5142 [18:58] <Varulvsnatt> I can't O.o
#5143 [18:58] <Hexaholic> U restarted the game?
#5144 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - How are you banned from minecraft?
#5145 [18:59] <tallthrall> Well, to be honest I started playing minecraft using that free minecraft website
#5146 [18:59] <Varulvsnatt> Restarted several times.
#5147 [18:59] <Hexaholic> mhm
#5148 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> tallthrall - You pirated minecraft?
#5149 [18:59] <Varulvsnatt> I'ma tell my cus to restart the server though.
#5150 [18:59] <calatalee> i believe my nephew banned my son as a joke and now he cant get back on to play
#5151 [18:59] <Hexaholic> yeah might be a bug on the server
#5152 [18:59] <tallthrall> it was a free website, I'm not sure if i pirated it
#5153 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - What do you mean?
#5154 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - What exactly happens?
#5155 [19:00] <calatalee> when he logs in to play as mulit-player it says you have been banned
#5156 [19:00] <Hexaholic> How are you Grey? (:
#5157 [19:00] <tallthrall> but I tried installing a texture pack and now whenever I try and load the game an error message pops up
#5158 [19:00] <Hexaholic> tallthrall Get rid of the texture mod xD
#5159 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Ah, servers aren't handled by Mojang. they're handled by the individual server's admin
#5160 [19:00] <tallthrall> i just bought the game a couple of minutes ago and I still have the same problem
#5161 [19:00] <tallthrall> I don't know how
#5162 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Try a different server?
#5163 [19:00] * Varulvsnatt sighs... "He claims he just restarted it. No luck there either I suppose"
#5163 [19:00] <calatalee> how do you get on a different server?
#5164 [19:01] <Hexaholic> Ummm i think grey knows how to :)
#5165 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - Use a different server address
#5166 [19:01] <tallthrall> I can't do anything, I just get an error message whenever the game loads
#5167 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> tallthrall - Try:
#5168 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> ??> tallthrall win/reinst
#5169 [19:01] <VoxelHead> tallthrall: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5170 [19:01] <VoxelHead> tallthrall: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5171 [19:01] <calatalee> so there is no way to lift that ban?
#5172 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - There is, you just need to contact whoever runs the server to appeal for a ban
#5173 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> er, appeal the ban
#5174 [19:02] <Hexaholic> Lalama
#5175 [19:02] <mib_i4505d> my minecraft save is in the minecraft folder in saves but not in the game and when i go to single player its not there please help?
#5176 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_i4505d - Huh? For classic?
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#5178 [19:02] <mib_i4505d> no i bought the game
#5179 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_i4505d - Did your computer suddently shut off or something?
#5180 [19:03] <mib_i4505d> no
#5181 [19:03] <mib_i4505d> it happend when i tried to start a server
#5182 [19:03] <tallthrall> Thanks VoxelHead, you're the best!
#5183 [19:03] <calatalee> how do you get the address of the server to appeal to?
#5184 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - That all depends on what server he went to
#5185 [19:04] <emily> whenever I press login, a screen that says updating mincecraft comes up, the bar is like 95% full but then won't move
#5186 [19:04] <calatalee> he was on minecraftersworld.com
#5187 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - There's thousands of minecraft servers out there
#5188 [19:04] <pheleas_frog> catalee - check the server forums
#5189 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> emily win/reinst
#5190 [19:04] <VoxelHead> emily: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5191 [19:04] <VoxelHead> emily: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5193 [19:04] <pheleas_frog> i keep getting a message saying that i have a "bad video card driver". what do i do?
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#5195 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> calatalee - http://forums.minecraftersworld.com/ ----> ban appeals
#5196 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> pheleas_frog - Do you know what video card you have?
#5197 [19:05] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: I have to uninstall completely Java and re-install just after. thank you anyway ;)
#5198 [19:06] <pheleas_frog> i dont. i know its old. should i just get a new one?
#5199 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - I'm sorry? I don't know what you're trying to do
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#5201 [19:06] <emily> voxelhead I have a mac, how should I go about that?
#5202 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> pheleas_frog - That depends, can you give me a dxdiag?
#5203 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> emily mac/reinst
#5204 [19:06] <VoxelHead> emily: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5205 [19:06] <VoxelHead> emily: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5206 [19:06] <pheleas_frog> i dont know what that means
#5207 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> pheleas_frog win/dxdiag
#5208 [19:06] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5209 [19:06] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5210 [19:07] <mib_i4505d> please can you tell me about my problem?
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#5212 [19:07] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: oh... you just forgot me ^^ we talked 30 minutes ago about a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" problem and we try to find a solution with "nslookup"
#5213 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_i4505d - I'm sorry, I don't understand you
#5214 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_i4505d - You're trying to start a multiplayer server, and your single player save isn't there?
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#5216 [19:08] <Varulvsnatt> Just tried to reboot the server again and even regenerating some of the files. No change. Saplings placed too close to eachother just pop right out of the soil.
#5217 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> mithrop - Oh, sorry, yeah. Did you paste the output of that to pastebin.com?
#5218 [19:08] <mib_i4505d> well its in my saves folder but not in single player
#5219 [19:09] <emily> thanks voxelhead!
#5220 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Varulvsnatt - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Sapling
#5221 [19:09] <mithrop> GreyVulpine: yeah, but you leave just after. Now, Minecraft is working well, after a full uninstallation and reinstallation of Java
#5222 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Varulvsnatt - "They will pop out of the ground if they are not exposed to a light level of at least 8, but will not pop out of the ground if they do not have enough headroom, provided they still have sufficient light. In this way they can be used as decoration in structures provided they don't have room to grow into full trees, or the block above is never exposed to a light level of 9
#5223 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> or more. This also applies to saplings in The Nether.
#5224 [19:09] <pheleas_frog> does win stand for windows?
#5225 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> Yes pheleas_frog
#5226 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_i4505d - Multiplayer and single player use different save folders
#5227 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> The save/world for MP is in the multiplayer server's folder
#5228 [19:10] <GreyVulpine> The save for your SP world is located elsewhere on your system
#5229 [19:10] <GreyVulpine> What exactly are you trying to do?
#5230 [19:11] <mib_i4505d> well its in my single player save folder where it always was
#5231 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> Right? And what is this about multiplayer?
#5232 [19:11] <GreyVulpine> Are you trying to access the single player world in your MP server?
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#5235 [19:17] <pheleas_frog> here is one dxdiag
#5236 [19:17] <pheleas_frog> http://pastebin.com/7APmc3YY
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#5239 [19:20] <calatalee> can you give me some more server names for mincraft
#5240 [19:21] <calatalee> minecraft
#5241 [19:21] <pheleas_frog> type the server name on minecraft forums
#5242 [19:21] <pheleas_frog> or google it
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#5245 [19:27] <mib_i4505d> i tried to make a new world and it wasnt in that save folder if you remember my problem
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#5247 [19:35] <Acidken> Okay.
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#5251 [19:40] <Varulvsnatt> Thanks for the help. Got it working now. See ya!
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#5253 [19:41] <zelda> Water always flows the same distance and speed no matter how many springs I put. Is there a way to make it flow further?
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#5256 [19:44] <Loki2U> actually I'll get you the wiki
#5257 [19:44] <Loki2U> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#5258 [19:44] <Loki2U> There ya go
#5259 [19:44] <Loki2U> Lots of resources there.
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#5261 [19:46] <zelda> I checked the wiki. I looked up water, I cant find anything on how to make it flow more than 8 meters.
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#5263 [19:47] <zelda> I checked youtube and kinf find any tutotials to do it.
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#5265 [19:50] <sabata00> my sound keeps dying out, anyone know a possible fix?
#5266 [19:51] <zelda> I want to make an aqyaduct but the water only foes 8 squares.
#5267 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> zelda - make it drop one level for every 7 it goes across
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#5271 [19:56] <mib_ua2m03> Hey, when is Minecraft going to have zombies, animals, stuff like that?
#5272 [19:57] <mib_ua2m03> Uh, hello?
#5273 [19:58] <zelda> @greyvulpine thanks! it works
#5274 [19:58] <mib_ua2m03> ok, Nm
#5275 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_ua2m03 - It already does
#5276 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Beta has all those features
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#5278 [19:59] <zelda> how do you automatically put someones name before message?
#5279 [19:59] <mib_ua2m03> Mine doesn''t.
#5280 [19:59] <Divingwind> Hello
#5281 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_ua2m03 - Then you're playing classic
#5282 [19:59] <Divingwind> anyone here good with redstone circuits?
#5283 [19:59] <mib_ua2m03> How can I update?
#5284 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_ua2m03 - You need to pay for a premium account to play beta
#5285 [20:00] <mib_ua2m03> I am playing beta.
#5286 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_ua2m03 - are you?
#5287 [20:00] <mib_ua2m03> Yes, all I have are blocks.
#5288 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_ua2m03 - Then you're playing classic
#5289 [20:00] <mib_ua2m03> I paid $21
#5290 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> Which is the free, creative version of minecraft
#5291 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> Ah, then download the client from:
#5292 [20:01] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#5293 [20:01] <mib_ua2m03> ok thx
#5294 [20:01] <Divingwind> grey who can i go to about redstone circuits?
#5295 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> Divingwind - What do you need to know about them?
#5296 [20:03] <Divingwind> well I'm trying to set up a rail road and and changing tracks require switches and well I don't know the best circuits to use for such a operation
#5297 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> All depends on what you need to do really
#5298 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> How many track changes do you need?
#5299 [20:04] <stomper> i get an error message about my video and i need a new graphics card i have two computers the dydig's are these: http://pastebin.com/7APmc3YY http://pastebin.com/y0RxScVL
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#5301 [20:04] <Divingwind> well I have a T-section of track and I want to be able to change the tracks I will have about 2 T-sections for 4 different directions
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#5303 [20:05] <charmander> so amm
#5304 [20:05] <charmander> can some1 help me
#5305 [20:05] <charmander> with black screen
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#5307 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> Divingwind - I think i'd need to see what you're trying to do.
#5308 [20:06] <Divingwind> Charm if you have a black screen it might be cause you did something with the Minecraft file
#5309 [20:06] <charmander> no
#5310 [20:06] <charmander> no mods
#5311 [20:06] <charmander> nothing
#5312 [20:06] <Divingwind> hmm
#5313 [20:06] <Divingwind> it happen before?
#5314 [20:06] <charmander> all say delete bin
#5315 [20:06] <charmander> wont help
#5316 [20:07] <charmander> web wont run it 2
#5317 [20:07] <charmander> browser i mean
#5318 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Did it work before?
#5319 [20:07] <Divingwind> could be you don't have the right jave installed
#5320 [20:07] <charmander> i searched alll internet
#5321 [20:07] <Divingwind> *java
#5322 [20:07] <charmander> well
#5323 [20:07] <charmander> updated
#5324 [20:07] <charmander> and reinstalled
#5325 [20:07] <charmander> its like my comp missing something
#5326 [20:07] <charmander> can it be my video card too bad?
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#5328 [20:07] <charmander> its go series
#5329 [20:08] <charmander> nvidia 7300 go
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#5331 [20:08] <charmander> like what else can i do
#5332 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Have you tried deleting everything inside .minecraft except for saves?
#5333 [20:09] <charmander> yup
#5334 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> everything?
#5335 [20:09] <charmander> it wont start even the first time
#5336 [20:09] <charmander> and browser game wont work 2
#5337 [20:09] <charmander> like i miss some driver
#5338 [20:09] <charmander> or i dunno
#5339 [20:10] <charmander> and i tried on friends comp
#5340 [20:10] <charmander> works
#5341 [20:10] <charmander> and i installed his pc
#5342 [20:10] <charmander> its the same as mine
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#5344 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> Can you give me a dxdiag?
#5345 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> charmander win/dxdiag
#5346 [20:10] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5347 [20:10] <charmander> mmm
#5348 [20:10] <VoxelHead> charmander: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5350 [20:14] <charmander> http://pastebin.com/ZcZ1gxQG
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#5352 [20:15] <charmander> thr
#5353 [20:15] <charmander> ^^
#5354 [20:15] <charmander> is that what u needed?
#5355 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> Yes, one moment
#5356 [20:16] <charmander> thxx
#5357 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> I don't see anything wrong there, have you updated your graphics drivers recently from nvidia.com?
#5358 [20:18] <charmander> sure
#5359 [20:18] <charmander> last update is from 2009 tho
#5360 [20:18] <charmander> so i dunno
#5361 [20:18] <charmander> maybe graphic card is bad?
#5362 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> Try a driver update from nvidia.com
#5363 [20:18] <charmander> lol did
#5364 [20:18] <charmander> but last update to my card is from 2009
#5365 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Then a full uninstall and reinstall of java?
#5366 [20:19] <charmander> did
#5367 [20:19] <charmander> twice
#5368 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> You nuked java completely from your system before installing it again?
#5369 [20:19] <charmander> aha
#5370 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> Was that a yes?
#5371 [20:19] <charmander> yup
#5372 [20:19] <charmander> so wierd
#5373 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> Running any special themes or visual effects on windows?
#5374 [20:20] <charmander> im sure if i reinstall windows it will work but i dont think ill do it just for that
#5375 [20:20] <charmander> no
#5376 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> Aero on?
#5377 [20:20] <charmander> aero?
#5378 [20:20] <GreyVulpine> Visual effect for windows
#5379 [20:20] <charmander> no
#5380 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> Makes the title bars all transparent and shiny
#5381 [20:21] <charmander> lol ye hate it
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#5383 [20:21] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
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#5385 [20:22] <charmander> even wierded is that it wont run on browser
#5386 [20:22] <charmander> the classic 2
#5387 [20:23] <mib_ru2cv7> my minecraft is giving a message that says pixil format not accelarated
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#5389 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Update your video drivers
#5390 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Only other thing I can really recommend is..
#5391 [20:23] <GreyVulpine> charmander - Check your .minecraft folder, are there any files inside when it's downloading?
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#5394 [20:23] <mib_ru2cv7> what is A video driver?
#5395 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - See your monitor? The video driver is what's telling it what pictures to put up onto it.
#5396 [20:24] <charmander> say how i kill all memory of java on pc?
#5397 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> It's a piece of software
#5398 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> charmander javara
#5399 [20:24] <VoxelHead> charmander: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5400 [20:24] <VoxelHead> charmander: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5401 [20:24] <charmander> kk ill try
#5402 [20:25] <charmander> thank u alot for ur time
#5403 [20:25] <mib_ru2cv7> were is the monitor
#5404 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - The TV screen you're looking at right now
#5405 [20:25] <mib_ru2cv7> yea
#5406 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Yeah, that thing.
#5407 [20:26] <mib_ru2cv7> so classic is not working
#5408 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> Care to give us a dxdiag?
#5409 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ru2cv7 win/dxdiag
#5410 [20:26] <VoxelHead> mib_ru2cv7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5411 [20:26] <VoxelHead> mib_ru2cv7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5412 [20:27] <mib_ru2cv7> evin tho i have java
#5413 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> The problem isn't with java, it's your video drivers mib_ru2cv7
#5414 [20:28] <mib_ru2cv7> ok
#5415 [20:29] <Awesomeness> GV, could you take a look at this?
#5416 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> Could you follow VoxelHead's instructions above, it'll let us know what video card you have.
#5417 [20:29] <Awesomeness> http://awesomeness.inafire.com/StartMenu
#5418 [20:29] <Awesomeness> That happens when I type in anything, like, it just shows that, and that's it
#5419 [20:29] <Awesomeness> I can't fix it for the life of me, suggestions?
#5420 [20:29] <mib_ru2cv7> how do i past it to the ircc
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#5422 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Copy and paste the address to this chat room
#5423 [20:30] <Awesomeness> GV?
#5424 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Sec
#5425 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - right click on your start menu
#5426 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> Properties -> start menu -> customize
#5427 [20:31] <GreyVulpine> Change "Don't display this item" to display as a link or whatever
#5428 [20:32] <Awesomeness> They are all on that already
#5429 [20:32] <Awesomeness> :/
#5430 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> They are?
#5431 [20:32] <Awesomeness> Yep, most of them anyway, except for like TV recordings, or w/e
#5432 [20:32] <Awesomeness> main ones are.
#5433 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> Including computer and the other ones?
#5434 [20:33] <Awesomeness> Uh, sure
#5435 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> Try doing "Use default settings"
#5436 [20:33] <Awesomeness> Already did that earlier. :/
#5437 [20:33] <Awesomeness> Did it again, no change
#5438 [20:33] <GreyVulpine> Strange.
#5439 [20:34] <Awesomeness> I know
#5440 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> Using any special themes on your computer?
#5441 [20:34] <Awesomeness> Nope
#5442 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> Restart computer?
#5443 [20:34] <Awesomeness> Already did that, and I killed explorer.exe, and made it run again
#5444 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> I have no friggin clue then
#5445 [20:34] <Awesomeness> one sec, lemme change to default W7 theme, I am using a wallpaper
#5446 [20:34] <Awesomeness> one sec
#5447 [20:35] <mib_ru2cv7> this is not workink
#5448 [20:35] <Awesomeness> Ok, that did nothing..
#5449 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - If you give us the link to your dxdiag that you posted on pastebin.com, we can see what video card you have
#5450 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Otherwise, I couldn't tell you how to update it.
#5451 [20:35] <Awesomeness> GV: What should I do, I could really use my start menu..
#5452 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Try a different user account on windows?
#5453 [20:36] <mib_ru2cv7> um im 10 so i dont know how to do that
#5454 [20:36] <Awesomeness> lol
#5455 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Did you follow the instructions that VoxelHead gave you?
#5456 [20:36] <Awesomeness> I'm 10 and what is this?
#5457 [20:36] <mib_ru2cv7> i did not get the voxel head
#5458 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ru2cv7 win/dxdiag
#5459 [20:37] <VoxelHead> mib_ru2cv7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5460 [20:37] <VoxelHead> mib_ru2cv7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5461 [20:39] <Awesomeness> GV: It worked
#5462 [20:39] <Awesomeness> I created a new user, it had all the icons and stuffs.
#5463 [20:39] <Awesomeness> Now what
#5464 [20:39] <oldtopman> Sqozza: You are 10?
#5465 [20:40] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Um, well then.
#5466 [20:41] <Awesomeness> Well, what?
#5467 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - I know there's a way to copy the user profile over, but I can't remember how
#5468 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> Go google it
#5469 [20:41] <Awesomeness> I don't wanna copy the whole user
#5470 [20:41] <mib_ru2cv7> how do i past it
#5471 [20:41] <Awesomeness> >.>
#5472 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Did you press the submit button mib_ru2cv7?
#5473 [20:42] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - No, not the whole user, just the profile
#5474 [20:43] <mib_ru2cv7> ok than what
#5475 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Do you see the address in the top of your browser? Starts with http://www.pastebin....
#5476 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> Copy that, paste it here
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#5478 [20:44] <mib_ru2cv7> no i dont see it
#5479 [20:44] * mib_7uws9x [mib_7uws9x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5480 [20:44] <Awesomeness> mib_ru2cv7, what browser are you using?
#5481 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_ru2cv7 - Describe to me, what you've done so far?
#5482 [20:44] <mib_7uws9x> hello?
#5483 [20:45] <Awesomeness> Hey
#5484 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_7uws9x - 'lo
#5485 [20:45] <mib_7uws9x> i need major help
#5486 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> With?
#5487 [20:45] <mib_7uws9x> my mincraft wont run
#5488 [20:45] <mib_yd0zlb> does anyone know how to get java to work so i can play minecraft?
#5489 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> Why won't it run?
#5490 [20:45] <mib_7uws9x> it just gets the black screen
#5491 [20:45] <mib_7uws9x> im on mac
#5492 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_7uws9x - Has it worked before?
#5493 [20:45] <Awesomeness> ??> mib_7uws9x mac/reinst
#5494 [20:45] <VoxelHead> mib_7uws9x: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5495 [20:45] <VoxelHead> mib_7uws9x: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5496 [20:45] <mib_7uws9x> i re-downlad it 20 times
#5497 [20:45] <mib_ru2cv7> ok ive submet and i have chrom and firefox but im using chrom
#5498 [20:46] <Awesomeness> http://www.conceivablytech.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/urlbar1.jpg
#5499 [20:46] <Awesomeness> See that thing?
#5500 [20:46] <Awesomeness> Yes, click it, right click, copy
#5501 [20:46] <Awesomeness> then come over here, paste here.
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#5503 [20:47] <mib_7uws9x> the minecraft folder isnt in the application support
#5504 [20:47] <mib_7uws9x> help! ive been playing minecraft for 2 years
#5505 [20:47] <mib_yd0zlb> ever since iu got explorer 9, i get canceled out because theres a "problem with this webstie"
#5506 [20:47] <Awesomeness> 7uws9x, what is your minecraft username
#5507 [20:47] <mib_7uws9x> tretrebs
#5508 [20:47] <mib_ru2cv7> bye
#5509 [20:47] <Awesomeness> !Paid tretrebs
#5510 [20:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_yd0zlb - Use a different browser
#5511 [20:48] <Awesomeness> Okay, uh
#5512 [20:48] <Awesomeness> Has it worked before
#5513 [20:48] <mib_yd0zlb> i dont have another browser
#5514 [20:48] <mib_7uws9x> help
#5515 [20:48] <mib_7uws9x> tretrebs
#5516 [20:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_yd0zlb - Then download one, I recommend firefox or chrome
#5517 [20:48] <mib_7uws9x> ok
#5518 [20:48] <mib_yd0zlb> k
#5519 [20:48] <mib_7uws9x> r u talking to me
#5520 [20:48] <Awesomeness> lol
#5521 [20:48] <mib_7uws9x> ?
#5522 [20:49] <mib_7uws9x> help
#5523 [20:49] <mib_7uws9x> !]
#5524 [20:49] <Awesomeness> GV: So, what should I do?
#5525 [20:49] <Awesomeness> This is REALLY annoying.
#5526 [20:49] <GreyVulpine> Look up how to copy your user profile over
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#5528 [21:01] <Awesomeness> Bah, this is a huge pain
#5529 [21:02] <Awesomeness> I don't think it will copy over my C drive.
#5530 [21:02] <Awesomeness> It will just copy over my user file
#5531 [21:02] <Awesomeness> which does not include my c drive
#5532 [21:02] <Awesomeness> I would have to reinstall everything..
#5533 [21:02] <xales> Uh, you can't just copy over applications anyway
#5534 [21:03] <Awesomeness> xales, maybe you know how to fix this?
#5535 [21:03] <xales> Of course I do
#5536 [21:03] <Awesomeness> um, without moving your user account.
#5537 [21:03] <xales> Sacrifice three baby lambs to $DEITY
#5538 [21:03] <xales> And hope for the best
#5539 [21:03] <Awesomeness> sigh
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#5541 [21:05] <marz> anyone here?
#5542 [21:06] <Awesomeness> xales: Is the start menu stored in explorer.exe?
#5543 [21:07] <xales> Uh, no
#5544 [21:07] <xales> marz: There are currently 168 people here, excluding you
#5545 [21:07] <marz> does anyone know the port for the login server?
#5546 [21:07] <xales> 443
#5547 [21:07] <marz> or user authentication server
#5548 [21:08] <marz> the one you connect to before connecting to a smp server?
#5549 [21:08] <marz> xales?
#5550 [21:08] <xales> Yes
#5551 [21:08] <marz> thanks
#5552 [21:08] <Awesomeness> Then where are is it stored?
#5553 [21:08] <Awesomeness> I could just copy that one file over.
#5554 [21:08] <xales> Awesomeness: Uh, in the start menu folder. Runtime data isn't stored in executables
#5555 [21:09] <Awesomeness> and where is the start menu folder? ...
#5556 [21:09] <marz> it should be saved per user, so in each user's folder
#5557 [21:09] <xales> I don't know. Google it. Or just right click something in the start menu and "open in explorer". Derp
#5558 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> xales - Awesomeness is trying to fix this: http://awesomeness.inafire.com/StartMenu
#5559 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> properties -> start menu -> customize already has all the stuff checked
#5560 [21:10] <marz> wow thats pretty f'd up
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#5562 [21:11] <xales> That's bizarre
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#5564 [21:11] <Awesomeness> You tell me. >.>
#5565 [21:11] <kermit> can some one help me?
#5566 [21:12] <Awesomeness> I can't fix it for the life of me.
#5567 [21:12] <xales> Not the problem, but my webserver is doing some sort of fuzzy matching on filenames
#5568 [21:12] <Awesomeness> Yes, we can.
#5569 [21:12] <Awesomeness> come again.
#5570 [21:12] <xales> kermit: If you tell us what the problem is, maybe
#5571 [21:12] <kermit> ok when i try it lauch minecraft it says error
#5572 [21:12] <xales> ??> kermit error
#5573 [21:12] <VoxelHead> kermit: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#5574 [21:12] <VoxelHead> kermit: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#5575 [21:13] <kermit> i cant find the Roaming file and the .Minecraft file
#5576 [21:13] <xales> ??> kermit win/reinst
#5577 [21:13] <VoxelHead> kermit: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5578 [21:13] <VoxelHead> kermit: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5580 [21:15] <kermit> i still cant find it
#5581 [21:15] <kermit> i think i accidently deleted it
#5582 [21:15] <xales> Then it will be recreated when you run Minecraft again
#5583 [21:15] <Awesomeness> How can you accidently delete something?
#5584 [21:15] <kermit> but it isnt in my recycle bin
#5585 [21:15] <kermit> i was trying to download a mod
#5586 [21:15] <Awesomeness> kermit: what is your Minecraft username?
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#5588 [21:16] <kermit> Canadian_broski
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#5590 [21:16] <Awesomeness> !paid Canadian_broski
#5591 [21:16] <Awesomeness> !Paid Canadian_broski
#5592 [21:16] <kermit> i paid for the game
#5593 [21:16] <xarcus> hey how do you acsess the game?
#5594 [21:16] <Awesomeness> Okay, uh, can you just run Minecraft, click options, force update?
#5595 [21:16] <xales> kermit: Just try running it again. If you deleted it, then it will re-create it
#5596 [21:16] <kermit> i use the launcher
#5597 [21:16] <xales> xarcus: http://minecraft.net/
#5598 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#5599 [21:16] <xarcus> thanbks
#5600 [21:17] <Awesomeness> xales, gv: so what should I do
#5601 [21:17] <Awesomeness> this is not funny. D:
#5602 [21:17] <leaper> Hey there, I have a quandary. Trying to run minecraft on java, latest java update, latest minecraft etc. on Ubuntu 9.10. Using the commands listed on the minecraft download page, it gives me a variety of errors.
#5603 [21:17] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Please pastebin.com those errors
#5604 [21:17] <leaper> Already on it
#5605 [21:18] <Awesomeness> GV?
#5606 [21:18] <leaper> http://mibpaste.com/7rV51Y
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#5608 [21:18] <leaper> convienient! :0
#5609 [21:18] <kermit> http://pastebin.com/MXV3jBnq
#5610 [21:18] <mib_dk01l3> Is there a place to see if anyone wants to play on a server?
#5611 [21:19] <Awesomeness> ModLoader Beta 1.5_01v3
#5612 [21:19] <Awesomeness> You are using a older verison of modloader than the game.
#5613 [21:19] <kermit> how do i delete it?
#5614 [21:19] <Awesomeness> Run the game, click options, click FORCE UPDATE
#5615 [21:19] <kermit> cause i cant access .Minecraft
#5616 [21:19] <Awesomeness> Click Done, click login
#5617 [21:19] <Awesomeness> it will redownload, and then try again.
#5618 [21:19] <Awesomeness> make sure you download mods for 1.6.6
#5619 [21:19] <xales> leaper: I believe you are trying to run the wrong minecraft.jar
#5620 [21:19] <xales> ??> leaper linux/client
#5621 [21:19] <VoxelHead> leaper: (linux/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar
#5622 [21:20] <Awesomeness> xales: what should I do, seriously
#5623 [21:20] <Awesomeness> D:
#5624 [21:20] <Awesomeness> I don't wanna spend like $50 on someone who will fix it for me.
#5625 [21:20] <xales> Awesomeness: I really don't know, don't keep asking
#5626 [21:20] <Awesomeness> fml.
#5627 [21:20] <kermit> it says failed to launch
#5628 [21:20] <mib_dk01l3> Is it possible to get classic builder mod on multiplayer?
#5629 [21:20] * GreyVulpine pokes Awesomeness with http://kb.iu.edu/data/aidk.html
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#5630 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> How hard is it to google "Copy windows user profile"
#5631 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Seriously.
#5632 [21:21] <leaper> VoxelHead: xales I just downloaded that, and that's what happened.
#5633 [21:21] <Awesomeness> Very hard, GV.
#5634 [21:21] <mib_dk01l3> Greyvulpine you want to play?
#5635 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> No
#5636 [21:21] <xales> leaper: Well, it looks to me like the command you are using will run "Minecraft.jar"
#5637 [21:21] <xales> the file is "minecraft.jar" - unless you renamed it
#5638 [21:22] <mib_dk01l3> Does anyone knw though, if its possible to have classic builder mod on multiplayer?
#5639 [21:22] <leaper> Oh, I see. xD I feel stupid.
#5640 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_dk01l3 - It isn't
#5641 [21:22] <leaper> Thanks for your help :)
#5642 [21:22] <mib_dk01l3> ugh
#5643 [21:22] <mib_dk01l3> anything like that Grey?
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#5645 [21:22] <kermit> awesomeness
#5646 [21:22] <maik04> need help
#5647 [21:22] <kermit> it says failed to launch
#5648 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_dk01l3 - Classic.
#5649 [21:22] <mib_dk01l3> whats that do?
#5650 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> That's really the only way you're going to get creative play
#5651 [21:22] <mib_dk01l3> how do i get classic?
#5652 [21:22] <maik04> Need help plz pm me
#5653 [21:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_dk01l3 - Where you have all the blocks.. check the front of minecraft.net
#5654 [21:23] <leaper> I think I know what he' s talking about
#5655 [21:23] <xales> ??> maik04 irc/dontpm
#5656 [21:23] <VoxelHead> maik04: (irc/dontpm) We prefer in general to assist people in a public manner, in the channel; please don't ask for someone to PM you assistance unless there is actual private information involved.
#5657 [21:23] <leaper> The mod that brings up a blot catalogue when you click inventory
#5658 [21:23] <maik04> im sorry
#5659 [21:23] <maik04> welll
#5660 [21:23] <Awesomeness> Kermit - wait, I'm busy.
#5661 [21:23] <maik04> i bought minecraft today
#5662 [21:23] <leaper> right?
#5663 [21:23] <Awesomeness> GV: Are you running W7?
#5664 [21:23] <maik04> and i cant play
#5665 [21:23] <maik04> yeah
#5666 [21:23] <xales> maik04: Why can't you?
#5667 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Yes
#5668 [21:23] <maik04> as soon the game loads i get a black screen
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#5670 [21:24] <xales> Try running it in your browser
#5671 [21:24] <maik04> and it gives me this error
#5672 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> leaper - TooManyItems then?
#5673 [21:24] <Awesomeness> GV: Tell me if you see a settings/copy user account in user accounts in control panel
#5674 [21:24] <maik04> i can't
#5675 [21:24] <maik04> i get the same error in the browser
#5676 [21:24] <xales> Okay, please copy the error to http://pastebin.com/ and give us a link to it
#5677 [21:24] <kermit> can someone help me again?
#5678 [21:25] <xales> ??> kermit win/client
#5679 [21:25] <VoxelHead> kermit: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#5680 [21:25] <xales> Download that, run it, go to options, click Force Update
#5681 [21:25] <xales> Then log in like normal
#5682 [21:25] <kermit> i know
#5683 [21:25] <kermit> it still dosent work
#5684 [21:25] <maik04> here
#5685 [21:25] <maik04> it is http://pastebin.com/Sb01WEPH
#5686 [21:25] <xales> ??> kermit win/profile
#5687 [21:25] <VoxelHead> kermit: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#5688 [21:25] <VoxelHead> kermit: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#5689 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Yes I do see it
#5690 [21:26] <kermit> ok
#5691 [21:26] <xales> maik04: Update your video card driver
#5692 [21:26] <Awesomeness> Where?
#5693 [21:26] <Awesomeness> I don't se
#5694 [21:26] <Awesomeness> *I don't see it.
#5695 [21:26] <maik04> ok i'll be back
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#5697 [21:27] <GreyVulpine> User account -> Configure advanced user profile properties along the left side
#5698 [21:27] <Awesomeness> Oh, that's odd
#5699 [21:27] <Awesomeness> I clicked it, nothing happens
#5700 [21:27] <GreyVulpine> ...?
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#5702 [21:27] <Awesomeness> a proccess called rundll32.exe is created
#5703 [21:27] <Awesomeness> but it does not do anything
#5704 [21:28] <Awesomeness> I kill it, try again, nothing happens
#5705 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Something's seriously screwed up with your windows then
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#5707 [21:28] <Awesomeness> You are not helping. D:
#5708 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Try a restart
#5709 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Log into the other account you just made, and try again
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#5711 [21:31] <leaper> More issues >_>
#5712 [21:31] <leaper> http://mibpaste.com/NCBNAN
#5713 [21:31] <leaper> This happened after a short while in y multiplayer server
#5714 [21:31] <leaper> It crashed with this in terminal
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#5716 [21:32] <xales> leaper: Run `lspci` and pastebin the output, please
#5717 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> leaper - Could you pastebin free -m?
#5718 [21:32] <Awesomeness> Okay, did not even need to restart
#5719 [21:32] <Awesomeness> my uh
#5720 [21:32] <Awesomeness> my new profile - it works
#5721 [21:32] <leaper> http://mibpaste.com/HKcTqI xales
#5722 [21:33] <Awesomeness> Something pops up when I click the advanced button
#5723 [21:33] <Awesomeness> but I don't see a copy profile there, one sec
#5724 [21:33] <leaper> http://mibpaste.com/uqSb6r GreyVulpine
#5725 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Do you see "Copy To"?
#5726 [21:33] <Awesomeness> Nope
#5727 [21:33] <xales> leaper: Your graphics card is crap, which is likely the issue
#5728 [21:33] <Awesomeness> Just change type
#5729 [21:33] <xales> I'm surprised it works at all, to be honest
#5730 [21:34] <leaper> Probably is lol
#5731 [21:34] <leaper> I don't suppose there' s any solution
#5732 [21:34] <xales> If you aren't using the fglrx driver, use that
#5733 [21:34] <leaper> because I mean, minecraft works on my netbook with its emulated graphics card
#5734 [21:35] <xales> Otherwise, beyond getting a better computer, not really
#5735 [21:35] <leaper> will try
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#5737 [21:38] <Awesomeness> GV?
#5738 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Hmm?
#5739 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Could you give me a screenshot?
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#5742 [21:44] <Ownbyzor> Question!
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#5744 [21:44] <xales> Answer!
#5745 [21:45] <mib_q95w71> hello??
#5746 [21:45] <xales> EHLO
#5747 [21:45] <mib_q95w71> i need help :/
#5748 [21:45] <Ownbyzor> So I play Classic sometimes, but it never lets me save. I have no idea what the problem is.
#5749 [21:45] <xales> I figured. Why else would you be here?
#5750 [21:45] <mib_q95w71> Yeah, true
#5751 [21:45] <Awesomeness> GV:
#5752 [21:45] <xales> Ownbyzor: You have to log in to save
#5753 [21:46] <Awesomeness> www.tinyurl.com/whatnowgv
#5754 [21:46] <mib_q95w71> i jsut bought minecraft. and when i run it all i get is a black screen
#5755 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Wait.. where's the other accounts on that computer?
#5756 [21:46] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Did you rename, or make a new account altogether?
#5757 [21:47] <xales> mib_q95w71: Try running it in your browser
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#5759 [21:47] <Ownbyzor> I do log in, it just tells me that it failed to save
#5760 [21:47] <mib_q95w71> it works on the browser
#5761 [21:47] <mib_q95w71> but not on the java program itself
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#5763 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Do you only have that one user account?
#5764 [21:47] <xales> mib_q95w71: That's a common issue, just play it in your browser
#5765 [21:47] <xales> Ownbyzor: Are you on a Mac?
#5766 [21:48] <Ownbyzor> No
#5767 [21:48] <luis> can somebody help me?
#5768 [21:48] <xales> Ownbyzor: Try using a different browser
#5769 [21:48] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine: Um, I have this one, and a new one, that I should copy it to?
#5770 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> luis - With?
#5771 [21:49] <xales> luis: That's why we are here
#5772 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Uh. Hmm
#5773 [21:49] <luis> it doesnt let me play the game
#5774 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - That is.. really weird. You should at least have a default profile on there as well, that you can Copy over..
#5775 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - By that screen, I only see one user account on your computer.
#5776 [21:50] <xales> luis: If you want us to help you, you will need to be as specific as you can.
#5777 [21:50] <Awesomeness> :(
#5778 [21:50] <Awesomeness> what should I do... fml
#5779 [21:50] <ello> Not sure if I'm in the correct place. I just started the game. Never played before. I am unable to save it to my computer for some reason. I can play on browser though. Is there a trick I need to know?
#5780 [21:50] <luis> its says tht this website isnt a trusted site
#5781 [21:50] <xales> luis: Are you using Internet Explorer?
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#5783 [21:50] <luis> yea
#5784 [21:50] <Awesomeness> FML, can somebody send me link to the mozilla download
#5785 [21:50] <xales> ello: How are you unable to save it to your computer?
#5786 [21:51] <helpme> need a admin pls
#5787 [21:51] <Awesomeness> I deleted it on my other account, now it's deleted here.
#5788 [21:51] <xales> ??> luis win/ie
#5789 [21:51] <Awesomeness> derp
#5790 [21:51] <VoxelHead> luis: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#5791 [21:51] <VoxelHead> luis: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#5792 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - www.tinyurl.com/whatnowgv
#5793 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> er
#5794 [21:51] <xales> helpme: What is the problem
#5795 [21:51] <Awesomeness> Thanks. :D
#5796 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/fx/
#5797 [21:51] <Awesomeness> What the fuck
#5798 [21:51] <Awesomeness> It errors as I try to open the link
#5799 [21:51] <Awesomeness> I don't have a browser.
#5800 [21:51] <Awesomeness> lolwtf.
#5801 [21:51] <Awesomeness> oen second..
#5802 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Your computer's screwed up
#5803 [21:51] <Awesomeness> GV: You noticed?
#5804 [21:51] <Awesomeness> I need to reinstall windows asap...
#5805 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> Yes you do
#5806 [21:52] <Awesomeness> lol, uhm
#5807 [21:52] <helpme> I've bought the game by 2-3 hours before elv and it is still not activated what I'm doing wrong
#5808 [21:52] <ello> I when di click minecraft.exe to download i hit save file and i see it in my downloads...when i click on it it only says run..i cant find it anywhere on my computer
#5809 [21:52] <Awesomeness> How exactly would I download Firefox if I don't have a browser?
#5810 [21:52] <xales> ??> helpme payment
#5811 [21:52] <VoxelHead> helpme: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5812 [21:52] <VoxelHead> helpme: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#5813 [21:53] <Havanacus> apt-get install firefox
#5814 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> ello - Can you pull up your downloads list in your browser, right click on it, and choose Open folder
#5815 [21:53] <Awesomeness> Oh, nvm
#5816 [21:54] <ello> it says run or cancel
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#5818 [21:54] <ello> after i hit open
#5819 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> ello - Say what? Did you open the folder that you downloaded it to?
#5820 [21:54] <leaper> Welp, that driver is incompatible with my graphics card sadly :/ Thanks for the help though :D
#5821 [21:54] <helpme> how long will it take to ec elv what I used
#5822 [21:55] <ello> i never got to chose a folder to save it in...im looking .. brb
#5823 [21:55] <xales> helpme: As long as it takes
#5824 [21:55] <Awesomeness> Okay, I got Firefox.
#5825 [21:55] <luis> okay i downloaded firefox and the screen with the game doesnt pop up
#5826 [21:55] <GreyVulpine> luis - What exactly happens now?
#5827 [21:56] <luis> i play in browser and when i click it i guess it doesnt load??
#5828 [21:56] <Awesomeness> GV: So except copying over my user profile, what else could I do
#5829 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Use your new profile?
#5830 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Reinstall windows?
#5831 [21:57] <Awesomeness> Err, isn't there like something to restore my settings to default
#5832 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> luis - try going to your control panel (I assume you're on windows), choose to uninstall a program, and uninstall all traces of java from your system
#5833 [21:57] <Awesomeness> for windows, or something.
#5834 [21:57] <Awesomeness> :/
#5835 [21:57] <ello> geeze i feel like an idiot...searched, never found it, now i see three time where its in my documents...sorry for wasting your time and thank you so very much :)
#5836 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - There was, but not on your profile
#5837 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> ello - Glad you got it worked out
#5838 [21:57] <Awesomeness> >was?
#5839 [21:57] <ello> have a good day
#5840 [21:58] <Awesomeness> GV: What do you mean was?>
#5841 [21:59] <Awesomeness> *was?
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#5843 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - This is what I see:
#5844 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> http://i.imgur.com/4nHvc.png
#5845 [22:00] <mib_kcaknz> hello?
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#5847 [22:00] <Awesomeness> What.
#5848 [22:00] <Awesomeness> Not fair.
#5849 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Default profiles are stored by default
#5850 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea why you don't have one
#5851 [22:01] <Awesomeness> Pfft, what the hell should I do
#5852 [22:01] <Awesomeness> I can't reinstall windows.
#5853 [22:01] <Awesomeness> I would lose everything.
#5854 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> And I have default profiles on my Win7, vista..and I assume my xp rig as well.
#5855 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> So, no clue why you don't
#5856 [22:02] <ownbyzor> xales, it does not save on any browser, I even tried Opera!
#5857 [22:02] <Awesomeness> But what should I do?
#5858 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Reinstall? Do you have the discs for Win7?
#5859 [22:03] * Awesomeness reallyloudcough yesmostdefinelty
#5859 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps a you were smart and set up backups?
#5860 [22:03] <Awesomeness> Lemme check
#5861 [22:04] <Awesomeness> How the fuck do I access my system restore?
#5862 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> right click on Computer -> system protection
#5863 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> System restore should be there
#5864 [22:05] <Awesomeness> Last one was 3 days ago.
#5865 [22:05] <Awesomeness> What does it restore, exactly.
#5866 [22:06] <ownbyzor> Does anyone know what could be wrong?
#5867 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> Ah geez, I don't remember Awesomeness.
#5868 [22:06] <Awesomeness> D:
#5869 [22:06] <Awesomeness> Will it remove my new files?
#5870 [22:06] <Awesomeness> Like, photoshop files?
#5871 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> No
#5872 [22:06] <Awesomeness> :D
#5873 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> It's only system settings and drivers
#5874 [22:06] <Awesomeness> brb, if this doesn't work, then I'm gonna hang myself. ffs
#5875 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> What specific ones, I couldn't tell you
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#5877 [22:13] <Luis> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 6/19/11 9:12 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java:
#5878 [22:13] <xales> Update your video card drivers.
#5879 [22:13] <Luis> that is what it keeps saying
#5880 [22:14] <Luis> what is tht?
#5881 [22:14] <xales> Do you know what video card you have?
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#5884 [22:14] <Luis> i dont know waht that is
#5885 [22:14] <xales> ??> Luis win/dxdiag
#5886 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Luis: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5887 [22:14] <VoxelHead> Luis: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5888 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> See the stuff on your screen? the video drivers is what tells the computer how to draw it.
#5889 [22:15] <AirGuitarSmasher> when i open a chest and when i press esc the background is white and under my tools it is white can any one help
#5890 [22:15] <mib_t11ps8> zinnyzang12 can't play - get a message that minecraft crashed, can anyone help?
#5891 [22:16] <AirGuitarSmasher> im on a mac if that makes a differnce
#5892 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_t11ps8 - Please copy the contents of that error report, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there, press the submit button and give us the address to it
#5893 [22:16] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: Are you using any mods?
#5894 [22:17] <AirGuitarSmasher> no just the game and i also cant use a texture pack
#5895 [22:17] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: Can you take a screenshot? I'm not really understanding what the problem is
#5896 [22:18] <AirGuitarSmasher> not shure how
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#5898 [22:18] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: http://guides.macrumors.com/Taking_Screenshots_in_Mac_OS_X
#5899 [22:19] <Luis> what is a irc channel?
#5900 [22:19] <xales> Luis: Uh, this is
#5901 [22:20] <Luis> so paste it here?
#5902 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5903 [22:20] <xales> The link, yes
#5904 [22:20] <Luis> http://pastebin.com/w5ikY7c0
#5905 [22:20] <AirGuitarSmasher> Screen shot 2011-06-19 at 8.20.05 PM
#5906 [22:20] <AirGuitarSmasher> sorry
#5907 [22:20] <sprog> I was wondering if anyone could help me I am currently in an ordeal I just got a new texture pack but it is for a 64 bit computer and mine is a 32 bit but every time i go into the game it loads then puts a message on the screen for an instant and crashes i was wondering if anyone could help me with this problem because i can't seem to find the folder minecraf
#5908 [22:21] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: Upload it to an image sharing site such as imgur.com
#5909 [22:21] <sprog> wa downloaded onto or how to change the texture pack outside of the game itself
#5910 [22:21] <xales> ??> sprog win/reinst
#5911 [22:21] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5912 [22:21] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5913 [22:21] <AirGuitarSmasher> http://mibpaste.com/CzoXRF
#5914 [22:21] <AirGuitarSmasher> how do u paste it
#5915 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Go to imgur.com and paste there
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#5917 [22:22] <sprog> thank you so much
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#5919 [22:22] <Luis> so what do i do after i posted the url here?
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#5921 [22:23] <xales> Luis: One second please
#5922 [22:23] <Awesomeness> High five for long enough restore point! :D
#5923 [22:23] <Luis> okay
#5924 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Did you get it?
#5925 [22:23] <AirGuitarSmasher> how do i paste i pic in the chat
#5926 [22:23] <Awesomeness> Yes, I restored, thank fully it was created long enough ago
#5927 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Yay!
#5928 [22:23] <Awesomeness> My start menu is back. :D
#5929 [22:24] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: Again, you were already told
#5930 [22:24] <xales> AirGuitarSmasher: Upload it to a site like imgur.com and give us a link to it
#5931 [22:24] <Awesomeness> That was extremely odd, tho
#5932 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> AirGuitarSmasher - Go to imgur.com and upload the screenshot there
#5933 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - Virus/malware scan perhaps?
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#5935 [22:24] <AirGuitarSmasher> thanks
#5936 [22:24] <xales> Luis: Uh...small problem
#5937 [22:24] <Ownbyzor> so, xales...
#5938 [22:25] <xales> Your graphics card is very, very old, and doesn't support Windows 7
#5939 [22:25] <Luis> what is it?
#5940 [22:25] <xales> It won't be possiblt to play Minecraft using that graphics card, unfortunately
#5941 [22:25] <Awesomeness> GV: There shouldn't be any, but I'll do one just to be safe
#5942 [22:25] <Luis> but ive played minecraft before
#5943 [22:25] <xales> Luis: On an older version of Windows, it should work
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#5945 [22:26] <xales> But it will not work on Windows 7
#5946 [22:26] <Ownbyzor> .....
#5947 [22:26] <xales> Ownbyzor: Yes?
#5948 [22:26] <mib_dik46n> i need mod help
#5949 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_dik46n - Head to #risucraft
#5950 [22:26] <Luis> but i bought this comp like a year ago with windows 7 on it
#5951 [22:26] <AirGuitarSmasher> http://imgur.com/WrvvE there it is
#5952 [22:26] <Ownbyzor> It does not save in any browser, I even tried Opera
#5953 [22:27] <AirGuitarSmasher> hope it helps
#5954 [22:27] <mib_dik46n> he kicked me
#5955 [22:27] <Awesomeness> Okay, I feel like helping.
#5956 [22:27] <Awesomeness> Who needs help? :3
#5957 [22:27] <mib_dik46n> i do
#5958 [22:27] <Awesomeness> What's your problem?
#5959 [22:27] <xales> mib_dik46n: You have to change your name if you want to join #risucraft
#5960 [22:27] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#5961 [22:27] <mib_dik46n> ohh
#5962 [22:28] <xales> Ownbyzor: No idea - it's very hard to support classic, because as the site says, it's outdated and no longer supported
#5963 [22:28] <xales> Ownbyzor: You could try asking on the Minecraft forum however
#5964 [22:28] <Awesomeness> I really recommend buying the game tho, it's fun, you wont regret it.
#5965 [22:28] <Awesomeness> it's a couple bucks.
#5966 [22:28] <xales> Luis: Unless it had a different graphics card in it before, there is absolutely no chance whatesoever that it could possibly run
#5967 [22:28] <Ownbyzor> Alright then, thank you for your help.
#5968 [22:28] <mib_dik46n> how do i do tht?
#5969 [22:29] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#5970 [22:29] <Luis> i took it to a shop to fix it cuz it kept messin up so it possible that they changed it?
#5971 [22:29] <xales> Luis: That sounds likely, yes
#5972 [22:29] <BrandonsonlineID> yay!!!
#5973 [22:29] <Awesomeness> congrats.
#5974 [22:29] <Luis> what does it take to get a new one?
#5975 [22:30] <AirGuitarSmasher> has any one looked at the pic
#5976 [22:30] <Awesomeness> Which pic?
#5977 [22:30] <BrandonsonlineID> still say i kicked
#5978 [22:30] <xales> BrandonsonlineID: Say: /join #risucraft
#5979 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> BrandonsonlineID - Go join #risucraft again then
#5980 [22:30] <xales> ??> AirGuitarSmasher mac/reinst
#5981 [22:30] <VoxelHead> AirGuitarSmasher: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5982 [22:30] <VoxelHead> AirGuitarSmasher: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5983 [22:30] <xales> Luis: Buy one, and get someone to install it
#5984 [22:31] <AirGuitarSmasher> thanks hope it works
#5985 [22:31] <Awesomeness> I have $100 right now, I need ~$250.
#5986 [22:31] <Awesomeness> After that, I'll reinstall windows.
#5987 [22:31] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :you need money to reinstall windows?
#5988 [22:32] <Luis> so a new version of a grapic card?
#5989 [22:32] <Awesomeness> Yes
#5990 [22:32] <lil-guy007> The in-browser minecraft works, but my client cannot connect to minecraft.net, is this a known problem?
#5991 [22:32] <Awesomeness> If you didn't know Windows 7 costs money.
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#5993 [22:33] <xales> lil-guy007: Is the date and time on your computer correct?
#5994 [22:33] <AirGuitarSmasher> u guys r amazing thanks it works now fianaly :D
#5995 [22:33] <xales> Awesomeness: Nope
#5996 [22:33] <lil-guy007> yes
#5997 [22:33] <charmander> i cant get the game to downlad to my desktop
#5998 [22:33] <Awesomeness> xales: Wait, W7 64Bit is free, now?
#5999 [22:33] <xales> lil-guy007: Is there a firewall or other form of security software blocking it?
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#6001 [22:34] <xales> Awesomeness: For many people, yes :)
#6002 [22:34] <xales> charmander: Why can't you?
#6003 [22:34] <lil-guy007> i'll check quick
#6004 [22:34] <Awesomeness> lol, I don't like pirating.
#6005 [22:34] <charmander> no not that i know of
#6006 [22:34] <Awesomeness> I try to buy everything, not pirate.
#6007 [22:34] <xales> Awesomeness: Nor do I. But it's Microsoft. I refuse to pay them a cent
#6008 [22:34] <Awesomeness> lol
#6009 [22:34] <xales> charmander: Why can't you?
#6010 [22:34] <Awesomeness> Plus, I can't use Windows update.
#6011 [22:34] <xales> I can
#6012 [22:34] <Awesomeness> or they will disable my Windows
#6013 [22:34] <xales> Nope
#6014 [22:34] <Awesomeness> oh?
#6015 [22:35] <xales> Windows Update works just fine for me
#6016 [22:35] <Awesomeness> I r derp, then
#6017 [22:35] <charmander> i really know
#6018 [22:35] <Awesomeness> Lemme try, if you are lying.
#6019 [22:35] <Awesomeness> I will freaking
#6020 [22:35] <Awesomeness> -_-
#6021 [22:35] <xales> charmander: If you don't tell us what the problem is, we can't help you
#6022 [22:35] <Awesomeness> Voxel censored me, lolol
#6023 [22:36] <Luis> thanks
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#6025 [22:36] <lil-guy007> ok so my firewall is giving mincraft full access
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#6027 [22:37] <Awesomeness> 63 important updates available
#6028 [22:37] <Awesomeness> Whoops?
#6029 [22:37] <charmander> i run the program and it brings up the game in a different window
#6030 [22:37] <mib_dn6jey> hey what do i need to download to play it online
#6031 [22:37] <xales> mib_dn6jey: Java
#6032 [22:37] <mib_dn6jey> k thanks
#6033 [22:38] <Tucker> So, I double click to run minecraft (I have admin permissions) and nothing happens. No black box, nothing. Any ideas?
#6034 [22:38] <xales> Tucker: Does it work in your browser?
#6035 [22:38] <Awesomeness> Should I install them, xales?
#6036 [22:38] <xales> Awesomeness: Uh, probably
#6037 [22:38] <Tucker> I'll try
#6038 [22:38] <Awesomeness> lol
#6039 [22:39] <Awesomeness> Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool x64 - June 2011 (KB890830)
#6040 [22:39] <Awesomeness> um
#6041 [22:39] <Awesomeness> no.
#6042 [22:39] <mudpit> chat
#6043 [22:39] <Tucker> I can't play it in browser
#6044 [22:39] <wikkit> Hey guys, when i run my minecraft on linux through terminal, i log in and when i log in it says "minecraft has stopped working due to an error" any ideas?
#6045 [22:39] <xales> Tucker: How much RAM does your computer have?
#6046 [22:39] <Tucker> 4gb
#6047 [22:39] <mudpit> what causes a black screen after loading?
#6048 [22:39] <xales> mudpit: Has it worked before?
#6049 [22:39] <xales> wikkit: Is the an error in the terminal window?
#6050 [22:40] <mudpit> never got the game to work yet?? I bought it outright though, bought and paid for
#6051 [22:40] <wikkit> no the error is in the minecraft window. minecraft succefully loads aftter i click log in it does that
#6052 [22:41] <xales> mudpit: Try playing it in your browser
#6053 [22:41] <wikkit> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 6/19/11 6:14 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.6.6 OS: Linux (i386) version 2.6.38-8-generic Java: 1.6.0_22, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: OpenJDK Server VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)] java.lang.IllegalStateException: Only one
#6054 [22:41] <mudpit> error in org.lwjgl.opengl. memory status(1285) what does that mean?
#6055 [22:41] <xales> mudpit: Try playing it in your browser
#6056 [22:41] <xales> wikkit: Install the proper graphics card driver for your graphics card
#6057 [22:41] <wikkit> how do i do that?
#6058 [22:42] <xales> wikkit: Are you using Ubuntu?
#6059 [22:42] <wikkit> Yes.
#6060 [22:42] <mudpit> I did, it ;loads and goes back after java circles on, mojang sign never comes screen turns black
#6061 [22:42] <xales> wikkit: System -> Administration -> Hardware Drivers (it might be called Additional Drivers)
#6062 [22:42] <xales> ??> mudpit win/reinst
#6063 [22:42] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6064 [22:42] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#6066 [22:43] <Tucker> Anymore help on mine?
#6067 [22:43] <mudpit> ok, thanks very much, will let you know ok
#6068 [22:43] <wikkit> xales, thanks man. i love you!
#6069 [22:43] <iStormUK> How much memory do I have to chuck at Minecraft before it stops crashing with out of memory errors? O_O
#6070 [22:43] <Awesomeness> Making breakfast in a few, it's 6 am. >.>
#6071 [22:44] <xales> iStormUK: If you are on a 64-bit system, install the 64-bit Java
#6072 [22:44] <BrandonsonlineID> can i join anyones sever
#6073 [22:44] <BrandonsonlineID> ?
#6074 [22:44] <xales> ??> Tucker win/reinst
#6075 [22:44] <VoxelHead> Tucker: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6076 [22:44] <VoxelHead> Tucker: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6077 [22:44] <iStormUK> 32-bit OS
#6078 [22:44] <iStormUK> 64 bit chip, but 32 bit OS
#6079 [22:44] <Tucker> I deleted .minecraft entirely
#6080 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> iStormUK - Try http://pastebin.com/YhRXMsEU
#6081 [22:45] <xales> Tucker: What happens when you try to run it, now?
#6082 [22:45] <Tucker> Nothing
#6083 [22:45] <iStormUK> Really? 2GB now? -_-
#6084 [22:45] <Tucker> It doesnt even open
#6085 [22:45] <iStormUK> I'll give it a go
#6086 [22:45] <BrandonsonlineID> anyone?
#6087 [22:45] <xales> Tucker: Reinstall Java
#6088 [22:45] <Tucker> K
#6089 [22:45] <Awesomeness> xales; does Firefox not support 64bit Java?
#6090 [22:46] <Awesomeness> 'cause I have to install both 32 and 64 just for Firefox
#6091 [22:46] <xales> Awesomeness: 64-bit Firefox does
#6092 [22:46] <Awesomeness> How would I get a 64bit Firefox?
#6093 [22:46] <xales> I don't know
#6094 [22:46] <Awesomeness> ...
#6095 [22:46] <xales> Presumably from the download site...
#6096 [22:46] <xales> Because uh, that tends to be where you get Firefox from
#6097 [22:46] <Awesomeness> I don't see a 64bit there, do they even support 64bit?
#6098 [22:47] <xales> Of course
#6099 [22:47] <xales> I don't know if there are binary 64-bit releases for Windows, I've never bothered to look
#6100 [22:47] <Awesomeness> http://www.mozilla-x86-64.com/
#6101 [22:47] <Awesomeness> You sure?
#6102 [22:47] <Awesomeness> it's not by Mozilla, and it's like 3.0.7
#6103 [22:48] <xales> Yes, I'm sure
#6104 [22:49] <Awesomeness> um.
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#6106 [22:49] <Awesomeness> Will Firefox 4 have a 64-bit version?
#6107 [22:49] <Awesomeness> the-edmeister: No, not for Windows. Read more...
#6108 [22:49] <Awesomeness> You still sure?
#6109 [22:49] <xales> 22:47:20 <@xales> I don't know if there are binary 64-bit releases for Windows, I've never bothered to look
#6110 [22:50] <Awesomeness> http://nightly.mozilla.org/
#6111 [22:50] <Awesomeness> I could use a test build, but I want plugins. D:
#6112 [22:50] <xales> Plugins work fine on the test build
#6113 [22:50] <Awesomeness> Oh?
#6114 [22:50] <Awesomeness> I need adblock plus mainly
#6115 [22:50] <Awesomeness> I can live without firebug
#6116 [22:50] <iStormUK> Well, chucking 2GB at it, makes it even MORE unstable o_O
#6117 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> That doesn't make any sense
#6118 [22:51] <GreyVulpine> do you have 2 gigs free?
#6119 [22:51] <xales> GreyVulpine: It could be chewing swap, because it's a 32-bit OS
#6120 [22:51] <iStormUK> I was previously able to stay online with it for far far longer
#6121 [22:51] <xales> so, even in a best case scenario, only 4GB of memory would be usable
#6122 [22:51] <iStormUK> I upped it to 2GB and it crasdhed out 30 seconds later
#6123 [22:51] <GreyVulpine> 2 gigs should be the limit for 32-bit windows
#6124 [22:51] <iStormUK> I have 3GB total RAM available. SO yes, 2GB is possinble
#6125 [22:52] <xales> iStormUK: If you are using Windows 7 or Windows Vista, it's unlikely you'll actually have 2GB of RAm available to applications - Windows uses quite a bit
#6126 [22:52] <iStormUK> Windows XP
#6127 [22:52] <iStormUK> Home edition, all updates (Even the annoying WGA one, for aeons ago)
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#6129 [22:54] <iStormUK> What did Notch do to this thing in 1.6 :( Never ever had this trouble before
#6130 [22:55] <Awesomeness> Bah, the fact that is called Nightly bothers me
#6131 [22:55] <Awesomeness> and that is has a icon of the earth.
#6132 [22:55] <Awesomeness> D:
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#6134 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> iStormUK - Yeah, the "out of memory" screen is a new "feature" of 1.6
#6135 [22:56] <iStormUK> Well, tried something more drastic - fresh installing.. Seems more stable again.
#6136 [22:56] <mib_9iipbf> okay so we bought and downloaded this game yesterday early afternoon, and it will not work at all. what do we do??
#6137 [22:56] <Awesomeness> GV: Where is a website where I can test if my java is working?
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#6139 [22:56] <xales> mib_9iipbf: How does it "not work"?
#6140 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - http://lwjgl.com/applet/
#6141 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> Will test java, and if lwjgl works on your system
#6142 [22:57] <iStormUK> I hope he doesn't add any more of these 'features' to 1.7, I mean it's maddening, never once had this on my 1GB P4. Even with mods installed. On this Pentium-D with 3GB ram, and 4x the video ram, it's down more often than Sony's security :(
#6143 [22:57] <Awesomeness> It's working. :D
#6144 [22:59] <mib_9iipbf> when we log in it says it is not downloaded but we bought it and we should have it if we payed money...
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#6152 [23:07] <soupcan> hi all, having an issue detailed in this thread: https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=121249
#6153 [23:07] <soupcan> any input would be helpful
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#6159 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> soupcan - Could you try updating lwjgl, using:
#6160 [23:10] <mib_xvuhbf> i just put in a textuar pack and now mine craft wont work
#6161 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#6162 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> These instructions
#6163 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_xvuhbf - What operating system are you on?
#6164 [23:10] <xales> ??> mib_xvuhbf causality
#6165 [23:10] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#6166 [23:10] <stomper> We want our game that we paid money for! We are not impressed with this!
#6167 [23:10] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#6168 [23:10] <stomper> we payed for it and we cannot play it!! Bad reputation
#6169 [23:10] <mogley> can someone please tell me how to do the IP address for the multi player game
#6170 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Try inputting: smp.shadow-craft.net into the multiplayer field
#6171 [23:11] <xales> ??> stomper attitude
#6172 [23:11] <VoxelHead> stomper: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#6173 [23:11] <VoxelHead> stomper: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#6174 [23:11] <mib_xvuhbf> when i try to open it it says minecraft hav crashed
#6175 [23:11] <xales> ??> mib_xvuhbf win/reinst
#6176 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_xvuhbf - What operating system are you on?
#6177 [23:11] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#6179 [23:11] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6180 [23:12] <mib_xvuhbf> pc
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#6182 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's instructions then
#6183 [23:13] <stomper> idk what operating system
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#6185 [23:13] <mib_xvuhbf> ok im in it now how do i delete everything
#6186 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> stomper - What minecraft username are you attempting to log in as?
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#6188 [23:13] <soupcan> GreyVulpine: thanks, back with results in a bit
#6189 [23:14] <stomper> chickenlicker
#6190 [23:14] <Awesomeness> !Paid chickenlicker
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#6192 [23:14] <stomper> yes so how do we get to play now?
#6193 [23:14] <mogley> @GreyVulpine...that did not work
#6194 [23:14] <mogley> it said the server is down
#6195 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> mogley - "smp.shadow-craft.net" didn't work?
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#6197 [23:15] <stomper> so how long will it be down
#6198 [23:15] <stomper> we would rather not wait any longer
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#6200 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Download the client from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#6201 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> Log in, it should work
#6202 [23:15] <mib_xvuhbf> i put in a textuar pack called hafecraftsorse now mine craft wont work it said it crashed
#6203 [23:15] <mogley> no Grey, it is not working for me
#6204 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> mogley - One moment
#6205 [23:16] <xales> ??> mib_xvuhbf win/reinst
#6206 [23:16] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6207 [23:16] <VoxelHead> mib_xvuhbf: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6208 [23:16] <xales> mib_xvuhbf: Follow those instruction
#6209 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Try the server, s.nerd.nu
#6210 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> looks like shadowcraft is down
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#6212 [23:16] <Awesomeness> WOLOLOLOL
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#6214 [23:17] <mogley> GrayVulpine, I think that one is working...I will let you know in a few minutes. Thanks
#6215 [23:18] <Awesomeness> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByCbwgfUzY8&feature=feedrec_grec_index
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#6217 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Still there stomper?
#6218 [23:18] <bill> i cant get the launcher to download. i can play online but not off line any suggestions?
#6219 [23:18] <xales> bill: Why can't you?
#6220 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> bill - Could you be more specific? Does the downloaded client work?
#6221 [23:19] <mogley> @GrayVulpine, all I am getting is a black screen
#6222 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Are you able to launch minecraft and get to the multiplayer screen?
#6223 [23:19] <mib_xvuhbf> ok it worked now i cant hear anything on the game
#6224 [23:20] <xales> mib_xvuhbf: Uh, so turn the volume up
#6225 [23:20] <soupcan> GreyVulpine: installing lwjgl like that didnt work, any other ideas?
#6226 [23:20] <mogley> i put in the s.nerd.nu and it is just coming up a plain black screen
#6227 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> soupcan - Hmm, nope. That was my one big shot for fixing many linux issues..
#6228 [23:20] <xales> soupcan: How are you launching it?
#6229 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Did it give you any "logging in" messages?
#6230 [23:21] <mib_xvuhbf> yes i an but i cant hear any thing
#6231 [23:21] <mogley> no
#6232 [23:21] <bill> when i try to the security scan it stops the download
#6233 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> xales - http://jmonkeyengine.org/groups/general/forum/topic/java-6-open-source-on-mac-has-anyone-tried-with-jme
#6234 [23:21] <soupcan> java -d64 -Xincgc -Xmx2560M -jar -cp MinecraftLauncher.jar /home/killian/bin/minecraft/minecraft.jar
#6235 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> soupcan's error
#6236 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> wait a sec, that wasn't soupcan's error
#6237 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> Whoops
#6238 [23:22] <mib_xvuhbf> ok ok i cant hear any thing in my game how do i fix it
#6239 [23:22] <xales> mib_xvuhbf: Once again, turn up the volume
#6240 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=121249
#6241 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> That was soupcan's
#6242 [23:22] <xales> GreyVulpine: Indeed
#6243 [23:22] <xales> soupcan: Try this:
#6244 [23:22] <xales> Get the minecraft.jar from minecraft.net and drop it in ~
#6245 [23:22] <xales> then just `java -jar ~/minecraft.jar`
#6246 [23:22] <soupcan> can do
#6247 [23:23] <mogley> Grey, I did not get a logging in message
#6248 [23:23] <mib_xvuhbf> ok i cant hear anything in minecraft the volume is up but i still cant hear any thing
#6249 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Hmm, were you able to log into any servers at all before this?
#6250 [23:24] <xales> mib_xvuhbf: Maybe there is just nothing making sound...
#6251 [23:24] <soupcan> same error
#6252 [23:24] <mogley> No, I just paid for it tonight
#6253 [23:24] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6254 [23:24] <TheNytangel> It' me again!
#6255 [23:24] <mib_xvuhbf> no i open the doors and no sound
#6256 [23:24] <TheNytangel> Turn your volume up
#6257 [23:24] <mib_xvuhbf> i did
#6258 [23:24] <mib_xvuhbf> nothing
#6259 [23:24] <TheNytangel> Computer volume?
#6260 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Windows?
#6261 [23:24] <stomper> okay I have tried all downloads and it still will not work
#6262 [23:24] <soupcan> the other bits in my start command are just ram allocation and such
#6263 [23:24] <mib_xvuhbf> yes nothung
#6264 [23:24] <stomper> we havent been able to play it
#6265 [23:24] <Awesomeness> YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOOOLE WOORLD
#6266 [23:24] <xales> stomper: How does it "not work"?
#6267 [23:24] <Awesomeness> NANANANAANANN
#6268 [23:24] <mogley> Grey, Yes, windows
#6269 [23:24] * xales kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Awesomeness)
#6270 [23:25] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6271 [23:25] <Awesomeness> :(
#6272 [23:25] <TheNytangel> Haha
#6273 [23:25] <TheNytangel> O.o
#6274 [23:25] <TheNytangel> Don't kick me now
#6275 [23:25] <stomper> it wont log in and we have downloaded it and payed for it
#6276 [23:25] <mib_xvuhbf> i cant hear doors or spiders or anything
#6277 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> stomper - What message is it giving you?
#6278 [23:25] <TheNytangel> stomper, what is your minecraft username
#6279 [23:25] <xales> soupcan: Hmm...that's quite odd
#6280 [23:25] <stomper> that it is not downloaded but we have done it multiple times and payed for it!
#6281 [23:25] <TheNytangel> stomper, what is your minecraft username
#6282 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Hmm, could you go to %appdata%/.minecraft and delete everything inside but the saves folder. Next time you launch minecraft it'll redownload everything
#6283 [23:25] <xales> stomper: What does it say _above_ "Not Downloaded"?
#6284 [23:26] <stomper> chickenlicker
#6285 [23:26] <xales> stomper: Does it say "Login Failed"?
#6286 [23:26] <TheNytangel> !paid chickenlicker
#6287 [23:26] <TheNytangel> Hmm...
#6288 [23:26] <mib_xvuhbf> how do i redownload it
#6289 [23:26] <stomper> yeah it says login failed
#6290 [23:26] <xales> stomper: Then your username or password is incorrect
#6291 [23:26] <TheNytangel> www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#6292 [23:26] <stomper> we have redownloaded it a couple of times and still wont work
#6293 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Please use http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#6294 [23:26] <soupcan> im confused because the error is basically saying that DISPLAY isnt set to :0, but it is
#6295 [23:26] <soupcan> i check
#6296 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Make sure your password contains NO special characters
#6297 [23:26] <soupcan> ed
#6298 [23:27] <stomper> no because we know that it correct!
#6299 [23:27] <TheNytangel> I hear my dog snoring
#6300 [23:27] <Awesomeness> Can I sing? ^____^
#6301 [23:27] <TheNytangel> He sounds like a car
#6302 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Try it again?
#6303 [23:27] <xales> soupcan: I think it's using :0 but it's unable to connect to X for whatever reason
#6304 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> stomper - make a totally new password, that only uses letters and numbers
#6305 [23:27] <xales> soupcan: You have jre installed, correct?
#6306 [23:28] <TheNytangel> xales, GreyVulpine.. hi :)
#6307 [23:28] * GreyVulpine waves
#6307 [23:28] * xales also waves
#6307 [23:28] * TheNytangel waves back
#6307 [23:28] <Awesomeness> can I sign? D:
#6308 [23:28] <stomper> okay we keep getting told to do the same thing and it wont work therefore we need some other advice.
#6309 [23:28] <Awesomeness> *sing
#6310 [23:28] <soupcan> indeed i do
#6311 [23:28] <stomper> if we make a new accout then do we have to repay?
#6312 [23:28] * TheNytangel didn't have to wave because he said hi in the first place. Dumb TheNytangel
#6312 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Do not make a new account. Do the password recovery for your account
#6313 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> stomper - Please go to http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp and put in your account name only
#6314 [23:29] <bugweiser> i ahve a minecaft problem
#6315 [23:29] <bugweiser> have*
#6316 [23:29] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, are you copying and pasting? If you aren't, you type really fast
#6317 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Of course I copypasta
#6318 [23:29] <mib_xvuhbf> i need a good texture pack any one got ideas
#6319 [23:29] <bugweiser> greyvulpine
#6320 [23:29] <TheNytangel> It's like you smash two hands on the keyboard and out comes a beautifull sentene
#6321 [23:29] <xales> mib_xvuhbf: The default texture pack
#6322 [23:29] <bugweiser> i have a problem
#6323 [23:29] <TheNytangel> sentence*
#6324 [23:29] * mib_joq5uf [mib_joq5uf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6325 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> I'd go insane if I'd have to retype everything in here
#6326 [23:29] <xales> bugweiser: Update your ATI video card drivers
#6327 [23:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6328 [23:30] <TheNytangel> Up arrow ftw
#6329 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> Macros for the win
#6330 [23:30] <TheNytangel> TheNytangel ftw
#6331 [23:30] * Awesomeness wonders why he still hasn't gone insane.. or hash e?
#6331 [23:30] <TheNytangel> +1
#6332 [23:30] <mogley> GreyVulpine, ok i deleted it all, downloaded all of it again, and now when i click multi player i need to enter and the IP of a server. Which one should I try?
#6333 [23:30] <TheNytangel> Awesomeness, join #sing
#6334 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Try um. s.nerd.nu again?
#6335 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> mogley - I'm pretty sure the server works
#6336 [23:30] <Awesomeness> Nobody there is to listen. :(
#6337 [23:30] <TheNytangel> smp.shadowcraft.net
#6338 [23:30] <TheNytangel> I think?
#6339 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> shadowcraft is down
#6340 [23:31] <TheNytangel> :(
#6341 [23:31] <TheNytangel> I could start my server..
#6342 [23:31] <TheNytangel> Omgwtfbbq
#6343 [23:31] <bugweiser> some one help me with my problem , so when i click on the minecraft shortcut on my desktop it goes to a screen whereit asks me for my user name and password, so i type those in and click login, then it loads half way nad then it turns into a black screen, then the balck screen goes away and a notepad file pops up saying this:A fatal error has been detected by
#6344 [23:31] <bugweiser> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x693affc3, pid=1668, tid=1212 # # JRE version: 6.0_23-b05 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (19.0-b09 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglxx.dll+0x3affc3] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: #
#6345 [23:31] <xales> bugweiser: Update your ATI video card drivers
#6346 [23:31] <bugweiser> so how do i fix this?
#6347 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> <@xales> bugweiser: Update your ATI video card drivers
#6348 [23:31] <bugweiser> xales what u talking bout?
#6349 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> Freakin ninja.
#6350 [23:32] <TheNytangel> On thursday my port forward address was 192.168.2.4, now it's 192.168.2.14
#6351 [23:32] <TheNytangel> How fast does it go up?
#6352 [23:32] <mogley> GreyVulpine, it worked. Thank you!
#6353 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> mogley - Glad to hear it.
#6354 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> For more addresses, you can go to these websites
#6355 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> ??> mogley smp/servers
#6356 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mogley: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#6357 [23:32] <VoxelHead> mogley: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#6358 [23:32] <TheNytangel> >:o
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#6360 [23:33] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, if I want to run my server off of my laptop, do I need to port forward the new IPv4 address?
#6361 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#6362 [23:33] <bugweiser> wait greyvulpine and xales, i fix my problem by updating my ati video card drivers?
#6363 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#6364 [23:34] <Awesomeness> Nobody ever thinks I'm importnat
#6365 [23:34] <Awesomeness> :(
#6366 [23:34] <Awesomeness> *important
#6367 [23:34] <TheNytangel> Omgwtf
#6368 [23:34] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead does
#6369 [23:34] <bugweiser> kk but what is the ati video card drives?
#6370 [23:34] <Awesomeness> SEE. D:
#6371 [23:34] <TheNytangel> A split second later it changes to 13
#6372 [23:34] <TheNytangel> Wtf is going on? >:(
#6373 [23:34] <xales> bugweiser: It is the software that instructs the computer how to install things on the screen
#6374 [23:34] <bugweiser> greyvulpine, can u please explain to me shorty what the ati video card drivers are?
#6375 [23:35] <bugweiser> ooo kk
#6376 [23:35] <bugweiser> and how do i update it?
#6377 [23:35] <TheNytangel> bugweiser, you just explained it to yourself
#6378 [23:35] <TheNytangel> Google them
#6379 [23:35] <xales> Do you know what video card you have?
#6380 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#6381 [23:35] <bugweiser> ooooooooooooooo thats
#6382 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> Follow the instructional videos at the bottom of that helpful ATI site
#6383 [23:35] <bugweiser> kk thanks every one if i have questions i will come back
#6384 [23:36] <TheNytangel> Well its 10:36 pm.. gotta be at school at 7:30 after I shower.. go to bed or not?
#6385 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> Stay up
#6386 [23:36] <TheNytangel> Ok :D
#6387 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> Join Usss.....
#6388 [23:36] * TigerFang [TigerFang@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6389 [23:36] <TheNytangel> I have homework anyway
#6390 [23:36] <TheNytangel> I should.. go get that..
#6391 [23:36] <xales> School? In June? What is this nonsense
#6392 [23:37] <TheNytangel> Summer School
#6393 [23:37] <Awesomeness> Are you from Australia?
#6394 [23:37] <xales> :(
#6395 [23:37] <Awesomeness> lolnoob.
#6396 [23:37] <TheNytangel> So I don't have to take classes during the year
#6397 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> Ew
#6398 [23:37] <Havvy> I've had to point three people from Mibbit Help channel to here. :(
#6399 [23:37] <TheNytangel> I did P.E. and Ancient World History
#6400 [23:37] <TigerFang> can someone help me get a spear mod
#6401 [23:37] <TheNytangel> TigerFang, Google can
#6402 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> TigerFang - We don't really do mods here, try #risucraft
#6403 [23:37] <Awesomeness> Actually
#6404 [23:37] <Awesomeness> Pm Kealper, he is really goodwith mods
#6405 [23:38] <Awesomeness> make sure you buzz him about 20 times, so he knows you are pming him.
#6406 [23:38] <Awesomeness> :D
#6407 [23:38] <TheNytangel> I attempted to learn java.. it got boring
#6408 [23:38] <TigerFang> can u help me on server
#6409 [23:38] <TigerFang> everytime i try type in a pvp server it says error
#6410 [23:38] <TheNytangel> I just sort of blanked out and forgot what I have to do in java
#6411 [23:39] <TheNytangel> I know C++
#6412 [23:39] <TheNytangel> include <#iostream>
#6413 [23:39] <TheNytangel> include <#cmath>
#6414 [23:39] <Awesomeness> WE GET IT
#6415 [23:39] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6416 [23:39] <xales> TheNytangel: Wrong
#6417 [23:39] <Awesomeness> Also, fyi, iostream sucks ass.
#6418 [23:39] <Awesomeness> And yes
#6419 [23:39] <Awesomeness> it is wrong.
#6420 [23:39] <xales> Awesomeness: Nope
#6421 [23:39] <Awesomeness> xales: It is.
#6422 [23:39] <TigerFang> who has a pvp server?
#6423 [23:39] <Awesomeness> fstudio is much better.
#6424 [23:39] <TigerFang> knows
#6425 [23:39] <TheNytangel> TigerFang, #smp
#6426 [23:39] <Awesomeness> Or wait
#6427 [23:39] <Awesomeness> w/e it was called, forgot
#6428 [23:40] <xales> Awesomeness: Uh, you have no idea what iostream is, do you
#6429 [23:40] <Awesomeness> I do know what Iostream is.
#6430 [23:40] * Campy [Campy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6431 [23:40] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6432 [23:40] * mib_h9j79u [mib_h9j79u@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6433 [23:40] * GreyVulpine coughliescough
#6433 [23:40] <TheNytangel> You need it
#6434 [23:40] <xales> ^
#6435 [23:40] <soupcan> this is making me sad
#6436 [23:40] <xales> TheNytangel: You don't...need... it
#6437 [23:40] * Awesomeness baps GreyVulpine
#6437 [23:40] <TheNytangel> YES YOU DO
#6438 [23:40] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#6439 [23:40] <xales> TheNytangel: nope
#6440 [23:40] <TheNytangel> Shh...
#6441 [23:40] <Awesomeness> You are not funny.
#6442 [23:40] <TheNytangel> Lets move on
#6443 [23:40] <xales> soupcan: hmm
#6444 [23:41] <TheNytangel> So
#6445 [23:41] <Awesomeness> YOURE MY BEST FRIEND, BEST OF ALL BEST FRIEND
#6446 [23:41] <TheNytangel> What about that javascript
#6447 [23:41] <Awesomeness> DO YOU HAVE A BEST FIREND TOO
#6448 [23:41] <TheNytangel> xales know javascript?
#6449 [23:41] <Havvy> Javascript is a terrible terrible language.
#6450 [23:41] <xales> soupcan: have you restarted X lately?
#6451 [23:41] <TheNytangel> English is a terrible terrible language
#6452 [23:41] <Awesomeness> Javascript isn't even a language.
#6453 [23:41] <Awesomeness> lolololol you fail xales
#6454 [23:41] <xales> Havvy: s/Javascript/ECMAscript/
#6455 [23:42] <xales> Awesomeness: uh, how?
#6456 [23:42] <TheNytangel> JAVASCRIPT
#6457 [23:42] <TheNytangel> I saw the word in that
#6458 [23:42] <Morsel> um i just tried downloading a texture pack and my account crashed what do i do now
#6459 [23:42] <Awesomeness> that's like saying html is a coding language.
#6460 [23:42] <Kealper> Havvy: not if you like making websites that don't look like they are from the 90's
#6461 [23:42] <TheNytangel> Awesomeness, it is
#6462 [23:42] <Havvy> Kealper: Oh, it's a necessary language, but it's still terrible.
#6463 [23:42] <TheNytangel> Sort of
#6464 [23:42] <Awesomeness> No it is not.
#6465 [23:42] <Kealper> s/ECMAscript/VBscript/
#6466 [23:42] <TheNytangel> It's a language >:o
#6467 [23:42] <Havvy> Lawl@VBscript
#6468 [23:42] <xales> ??> Morsel win/reinst
#6469 [23:42] <TigerFang> it dosent work
#6470 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Morsel: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6471 [23:43] <VoxelHead> Morsel: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6472 [23:43] <Awesomeness> Everyone who needs help: Pm Kealper, he'll be happy to assist you
#6473 [23:43] * Kealper stabs Awesomeness
#6473 [23:43] <Havvy> xales: Javascript is the Mozilla implementation of EMCAscript
#6474 [23:43] <TheNytangel> Hi Kealper :D
#6475 [23:43] * xales kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: It's really not funny. These people do not know what sarcasm is)
#6476 [23:43] <TigerFang> anybody knows a pvp server?
#6477 [23:43] * Kealper waves
#6477 [23:43] <Morsel> thanks guys
#6478 [23:43] <TheNytangel> TigerFang, #smp
#6479 [23:43] <xales> Havvy: I know. ECMAscript sucks, and by extension, javascript does too
#6480 [23:43] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6481 [23:43] <Awesomeness> How the fuck did I manage to type in #Minecraftfun, not #Minecrafthelp
#6482 [23:43] <Awesomeness> anyway, I'm nto being sarcasic.
#6483 [23:43] <TheNytangel> This is fun
#6484 [23:43] <Awesomeness> *sarcastic
#6485 [23:44] <Havvy> Awesomeness: Sure, you are. But the majority of people in help channels have no understanding of the concept.
#6486 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> TigerFang - Try 88.198.24.40:25565
#6487 [23:44] <TheNytangel> !check 88.198.24.40
#6488 [23:44] <TheNytangel> Doesnt work
#6489 [23:44] <TheNytangel> Fu AuBot
#6490 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Server no work?
#6491 [23:45] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#6492 [23:45] <TheNytangel> No.
#6493 [23:45] <TheNytangel> Lol I don't know
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#6495 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> ...
#6496 [23:45] <TheNytangel> ....
#6497 [23:45] <Kealper> YourMom: that's a rather immature nickname
#6498 [23:45] <Awesomeness> Nytangel, you are not funny, go die.
#6499 [23:45] <soupcan> xales: just tried restarting X, i'll try a reboot in a bit to give me false hope
#6500 [23:45] <Havvy> !check 127.0.0.1
#6501 [23:46] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6502 [23:46] <Kealper> Havvy: ಠ_ಠ
#6503 [23:46] <Havvy> Smart.
#6504 [23:46] <TheNytangel> !check 76.105.206.50
#6505 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> !check 255.255.255.255
#6506 [23:46] <Awesomeness> Everyone, pm Kealper
#6507 [23:46] <TheNytangel> Awesomeness, you aren't funny either
#6508 [23:46] <Awesomeness> I'm not trying to be
#6509 [23:46] <TheNytangel> No one pm Kealper
#6510 [23:46] <Awesomeness> I'm trying to piss off Kealper
#6511 [23:46] * xales kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm not really sure what you don't get about "it's not funny" at this point)
#6512 [23:46] <Kealper> dang, ninja'd
#6513 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, I had a +q set up too
#6514 [23:46] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6515 [23:46] <YourMom> I need help: In the game (Multiplayer) I can't switch through my items with the numbers on my keyboard. I can use them otherwise as in my browser of in Mniecraft chat.
#6516 [23:47] <Kealper> +q seems semibroke
#6517 [23:47] <YourMom> *minecraft
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#6519 [23:47] <TheNytangel> YourMom, num lock?
#6520 [23:47] <YourMom> No
#6521 [23:47] <Morsel> hey for those who helped me with the crashing problem your all awesome thank u
#6522 [23:47] <TheNytangel> I know I am
#6523 [23:47] <Morsel> and it worked
#6524 [23:47] <TheNytangel> But I don't know if I helped you
#6525 [23:48] <Morsel> haha well ima go spend the rest of my night playing
#6526 [23:48] <TheNytangel> With..
#6527 [23:48] <TheNytangel> Never mind
#6528 [23:48] <YourMom> I need help: In the game (Multiplayer) I can't switch through my items with the numbers on my keyboard. I can use them otherwise as in my browser of in Minecraft chat.
#6529 [23:48] * GreyVulpine baps TheNytangel
#6529 [23:48] <TheNytangel> >:o
#6530 [23:48] <YourMom> Anyone gonna help me here?
#6531 [23:48] <TheNytangel> YourMom, I have an idea
#6532 [23:48] <TheNytangel> Ask GreyVulpine.
#6533 [23:48] <YourMom> Okay.
#6534 [23:49] <TheNytangel> Lol jk
#6535 [23:49] <YourMom> GreyVulpine... TheNytangel is being unreasonable.
#6536 [23:49] <YourMom> tCan you help me?
#6537 [23:50] <TheNytangel> I thought there would be keys in the options
#6538 [23:50] <TheNytangel> But I was wrong
#6539 [23:50] <YourMom> No.. You were very wrong.
#6540 [23:50] <YourMom> I even knew that..
#6541 [23:50] <TheNytangel> Well then you fix it >:(
#6542 [23:50] <YourMom> xD
#6543 [23:50] <TheNytangel> I meant the .minecraft folder options
#6544 [23:50] <YourMom> You're the one with the green name!!
#6545 [23:50] <TheNytangel> What?
#6546 [23:50] <YourMom> Ahh.
#6547 [23:50] <TheNytangel> What does that mean?
#6548 [23:51] <YourMom> I didn't know that then..
#6549 [23:51] <YourMom> Oh, your name is green.
#6550 [23:51] <TheNytangel> Your name is blue, mine is grey.. xchat ftw
#6551 [23:51] <YourMom> As in, your supposed to help people!
#6552 [23:51] <Kealper> all your names are a blue/purple color, and my name is white!
#6553 [23:51] <YourMom> Off to the left, your name is green.
#6554 [23:51] <Kealper> (my irssi theme ftw)
#6555 [23:51] <TheNytangel> Well I'm not voiced or hopped or opped, they don't trust me!
#6556 [23:51] * mib_ioq8cu [mib_ioq8cu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6557 [23:52] <YourMom> D= I just needed help...
#6558 [23:52] <TheNytangel> Reinstall it?
#6559 [23:52] <YourMom> D=
#6560 [23:52] <TheNytangel> ?? keys
#6561 [23:52] <TheNytangel> ?? index
#6562 [23:52] <YourMom> Is there any other option?
#6563 [23:52] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#6564 [23:52] * morton [morton@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6565 [23:52] <mib_ioq8cu> anyone know a good server to join that has no killing
#6566 [23:52] <TheNytangel> mib_ioq8cu, join #smp
#6567 [23:53] <morton> minecraft just crashed how do i repair it
#6568 [23:53] <TheNytangel> Start it again
#6569 [23:53] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6570 [23:53] <TheNytangel> I made myself laugh
#6571 [23:53] <mib_ioq8cu> anyone know a server with no killing in it
#6572 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> morton - How did it crash?
#6573 [23:54] <TheNytangel> mib_ioq8cu, join #smp
#6574 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> morton - Do you get any error reports? If so, please copy them to www.pastebin.com and give us the address
#6575 [23:54] <TheNytangel> When I get error reports, even that crashes
#6576 [23:54] <mib_ioq8cu> ok put that in the server bar or chat room
#6577 [23:54] <YourMom> Is there another option besides reinstalling it?
#6578 [23:54] <TheNytangel> Chat room
#6579 [23:55] <TheNytangel> Erm.. mib_ioq8cu, type /j #smp
#6580 [23:55] <TheNytangel> YourMom, try in the browser
#6581 [23:55] <YourMom> It doesn't work for me in the browser. Never has.
#6582 [23:55] <morton> I opened a texture pack
#6583 [23:56] <morton> and it crashed
#6584 [23:56] <Kealper> ??> morton win/reinst
#6585 [23:56] <VoxelHead> morton: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6586 [23:56] <VoxelHead> morton: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6587 [23:56] <YourMom> Okay then... I guess I'll reinstall it..
#6588 [23:56] <YourMom> Bye!
#6589 [23:56] * YourMom [YourMom@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#6590 [23:56] <TheNytangel> Lol I just started typing on my desktop keyboard and my computer started beeping
#6591 [23:57] <TheNytangel> Let's just take that off of my lap..
#6592 [23:57] <Kealper> lol
#6593 [23:57] <TheNytangel> As I was going to say..
#6594 [23:57] <TheNytangel> Bye YourMom!
#6595 [23:57] <TheNytangel> VoxelHead, can I have a cookie?
#6596 [23:58] <TheNytangel> You never answer me >:(
#6597 [23:58] <TheNytangel> What happened to your AI
#6598 [23:58] <Kealper> it's turned off :/
#6599 [23:58] <TheNytangel> Then why isn't it away..
#6600 [23:58] <Kealper> no i mean the module (bMotion) is actually set so it won't work in this channel right now
#6601 [23:59] <mib_ioq8cu> hey their any good server to join no killing
#6602 [23:59] <TheNytangel> OMG
#6603 [23:59] * TheNytangel gives up
#6603 [23:59] <TheNytangel> ??> TheNytangel patience
#6604 [23:59] <VoxelHead> TheNytangel: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#6605 [23:59] <VoxelHead> TheNytangel: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#6606 [23:59] <mib_ioq8cu> TheNytangel their isnt any their
#6607 [23:59] <TheNytangel> Try back tomorrow..?
#6608 [23:59] <Havvy> mib_ioq8cu: #smp
#6609 [23:59] <Kealper> mib_ioq8cu: click this word: --> #smp