#1 [00:00] <TheNytangel> He just said there isn't any there
#2 [00:00] <mib_ioq8cu> i did but their is no good ones with no killing
#3 [00:00] <Kealper> oh
#4 [00:00] <Kealper> then you're SOL, beacuse we don't deal with that sort of stuff in here
#5 [00:00] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6 [00:01] <TheNytangel> ?? virus
#7 [00:01] <VoxelHead> virus: There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#8 [00:01] <VoxelHead> virus: For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#9 [00:02] <TheNytangel> ?? smp/opyourself
#10 [00:02] <VoxelHead> smp/opyourself: If you cannot dig, place blocks, or generally do anything other than walk around near the spawn point, it's because you're not an op on the server.
#11 [00:02] <VoxelHead> smp/opyourself: Presuming that it's your server, you can either type 'op YOURNAME' on the server console, or add your name to the ops.txt file, and restart the server.
#12 [00:02] <Kealper> TheNytangel: ??< sends to yourself
#13 [00:02] <TheNytangel> I thought it was ??>
#14 [00:02] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/nether
#15 [00:03] <TheNytangel> Somebody needs to update that
#16 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/neather
#17 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/nether
#18 [00:03] <VoxelHead> smp/nether: Presently, due to the way the Nether is implemented, it does not work in Multiplayer servers (server mods notwithstanding).
#19 [00:04] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/serversetup
#20 [00:04] <soupcan> hmm? nether works on my server
#21 [00:04] <TheNytangel> Mine too
#22 [00:04] <Havvy> Nether works as of 1.6.0
#23 [00:04] <TheNytangel> Which is why I said that..
#24 [00:05] <TheNytangel> ??< dontclick
#25 [00:05] <TheNytangel> ??< bot
#26 [00:05] <TheNytangel> :o
#27 [00:05] <TheNytangel> I never knew that
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#29 [00:06] <TheNytangel> I'm tired
#30 [00:06] <TheNytangel> I should do my homework like I said I was going to do half an hour ago
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#32 [00:08] <TheNytangel> Well
#33 [00:08] <TheNytangel> It's quiet now
#34 [00:08] <TheNytangel> Cribbage gives me gas.
#35 [00:10] <TheNytangel> Well Ima turn off my computer and charge it and go do homework
#36 [00:10] <TheNytangel> Bye
#37 [00:11] <TheNytangel> Don't do this again..
#38 [00:11] <TheNytangel> Whatever. Bye.
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#44 [00:27] <soupcan> sooo...
#45 [00:27] <xales> soupcan: What kind of terminal are you launching Minecraft from?
#46 [00:27] <soupcan> gnome-terminal with zsh
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#48 [00:28] <xales> hmm
#49 [00:28] <soupcan> i feel like this must have somehting to do with x though, i had other x-related issues lately
#50 [00:28] <soupcan> but i havent the faintest on what's actually wrong
#51 [00:28] <xales> yeah, it's definately related to X, not sure how though
#52 [00:28] <xales> maybe #archlinux on Freenode?
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#54 [00:31] <soupcan> trying, though it hasnt been that helpful in the past, unfortunately
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#61 [00:53] <mib_c5wreo> im having trouble downloading minecraft
#62 [00:54] <xales> Care to elaborate?
#63 [00:54] <mib_c5wreo> of course.... i have just bought minecraft and i am trying to download it to my windowss computer but it says fatal error occured
#64 [00:55] <xales> Is that all it says?
#65 [00:55] <mib_c5wreo> it says fatal error occured. program will exit now and that is all
#66 [00:56] <mib_c5wreo> "fatal error occured. program will exit now"
#67 [00:57] <mib_c5wreo> something about the java virtual machine launcher
#68 [00:58] <xales> mib_c5wreo: How much RAM does your computer have?
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#70 [01:01] <mib_c5wreo> how can i check? and how much do i need?
#71 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_c5wreo - Windows, yes?
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#75 [01:11] <JailJail> Need help, installed modloader but ended up with error
#76 [01:11] <JailJail> Mods loaded: 6 ModLoader Beta 1.6.6 mod_SdkFlasher 1.6.6v4 mod_SdkFps 1.6.6v4 mod_SdkGrapplingHook 1.6.6v4 mod_SdkGuns 1.6.6v4 mod_SdkUtility 1.6.6v4 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Pleas
#77 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> JailJail - Try #risucraft
#78 [01:12] <JailJail> thanks
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#80 [01:13] <Tacoguy> hey
#81 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#82 [01:14] <Tacoguy> my minecraft worlds in singleplayer keep dissapearing but the folders are still in the .minecraft folder
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#84 [01:15] <Tacoguy> know how to fix it?
#85 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> Tacoguy - Did your computer shut off unexpectedly when you had the world up?
#86 [01:15] <Tacoguy> minecraft shut off randomly
#87 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#88 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> Tacoguy nullsave
#89 [01:15] <VoxelHead> Tacoguy: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#90 [01:15] <VoxelHead> Tacoguy: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#91 [01:16] <Tacoguy> k, ill try that thank you
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#94 [01:24] <Tacoguy> what do i tell it to open?
#95 [01:24] <xales> The level.dat file in the folder for the world
#96 [01:25] <Tacoguy> okay
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#98 [01:26] <Tacoguy> i cant find the level.dat file
#99 [01:26] <Tacoguy> it doesnt show up in MCEdit
#100 [01:27] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ya dun goofed
#101 [01:27] <Tacoguy> what?
#102 [01:27] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :youtube it
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#104 [01:28] <shortybsd> hey guys what is a good site to advertise my server on?
#105 [01:28] <xales> ??> shortybsd smp/servers
#106 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> ?? shortybsd smp/servers
#107 [01:28] <VoxelHead> shortybsd: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#108 [01:28] <VoxelHead> shortybsd: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#109 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> dang ninja
#110 [01:29] <Tacoguy> i found the file, but when i say open, nothing happens
#111 [01:29] <shortybsd> they really need to implement like they had it in classic a built in server list .. hopefully it will come out in 1.7
#112 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> It won't
#113 [01:30] <shortybsd> well that sucks
#114 [01:31] <Tacoguy> anyone know why nothing happens?
#115 [01:32] <xales> Tacoguy: Probably because the map is beyond repair |:
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#117 [01:32] <xales> If there is a level.dat.old or similar, you could try that
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#119 [01:33] <Tacoguy> okay, theres just the level.dat_new
#120 [01:34] <xales> well, if there is any other level.dat, try it
#121 [01:34] <Tacoguy> okay
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#132 [01:56] <calatalee> hi is there a way to install a flashplayer on firefox for fedora without adminrights? (to play mc)
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#135 [01:57] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :>flash
#136 [01:57] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :>mc
#137 [01:57] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :what
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#140 [01:58] <rabbit> i need help playing videos
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#142 [01:59] <xales> rabbit: Uh, what?
#143 [02:00] <calatalee> okay java?
#144 [02:00] <calatalee> mc - minecraft
#145 [02:00] <rabbit> when i go to micraft .com ithe videos dont play and instead have a little symbol in the top corner
#146 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> You'll need to install flash then
#147 [02:01] <GreyVulpine> http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
#148 [02:02] <rabbit> ok let me install
#149 [02:02] <xales> calatalee: No, you need to have the ability to install software to install Java, to play Minecraft
#150 [02:03] <rabbit> it still doesnt work
#151 [02:03] <GreyVulpine> Did you restart the browser?
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#153 [02:03] <rabbit> yes
#154 [02:05] <rabbit> it still has the little box in the corner
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#157 [02:09] <rabbit> do you know what else i can do
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#162 [02:13] <rabbit> can someone help
#163 [02:14] <GreyVulpine> rabbit - Are you able to play videos at youtube.com?
#164 [02:14] <rabbit> yes i can watch on youtube but on some websites i cant
#165 [02:15] <GreyVulpine> Try uninstalling flash from your computer, and reinstalling it?
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#167 [02:16] <kendle> i just downloaded minecraft i have an account, i put in my name and password and it says im "cant connect to minecraft.net" and i cant download the game
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#169 [02:17] <kendle> hello?
#170 [02:18] <Ketsueki> kendle: are you working offline?
#171 [02:18] <kendle> i just downloaded minecraft i have an account, i put in my name and password and it says im "cant connect to minecraft.net" and i cant download the game
#172 [02:18] <kendle> nope
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#174 [02:18] <kendle> sorry for double post
#175 [02:19] <GreyVulpine> kendle - Can you access minecraft.net through the browser?
#176 [02:19] <kendle> yes
#177 [02:19] <Ketsueki> kendle: do you have any kind of noscript or javascript controlling stuff?
#178 [02:19] <GreyVulpine> kendle - What operating system?
#179 [02:19] <kendle> i have vista
#180 [02:19] <kendle> and i just went and downloaded java
#181 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> Question for you, does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#182 [02:20] <kendle> yes why?
#183 [02:20] <rabbit> uninstall the flash player plugin and the flash player ActiveX???
#184 [02:20] * Ketsueki hears 'known bug' calling...
#184 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> kendle - At the end, correct?
#185 [02:20] <xales> rabbit: If you are using Internet Explorer, that's the problem
#186 [02:20] <kendle> yes at the end
#187 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> kendle - That would be why
#188 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> kendle - Please make a new windows account, one that doesn't have a ! at the end
#189 [02:21] <kendle> so just change it?
#190 [02:21] <GreyVulpine> Do not rename it, make a new windows account
#191 [02:21] <Ketsueki> kendle: not that simple
#192 [02:21] <Ketsueki> kendle: literally what GreyVulpine just said.
#193 [02:21] <rabbit> what should i use instead of internet explorer??
#194 [02:21] <xales> ??> rabbit win/ie
#195 [02:21] <VoxelHead> rabbit: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#196 [02:21] <VoxelHead> rabbit: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#197 [02:22] <Ketsueki> kendle: it has to be a new account. I /highly/ suggest you start the account with a letter a-z and then use only a-z0-9 (that is alphanumeric) only as your user account name.
#198 [02:22] <xales> Ketsueki: Technically, a-zA-Z0-9
#199 [02:22] <kendle> thanks
#200 [02:22] <xales> being pedantic is fun!
#201 [02:23] <Ketsueki> Oy, VoxelHead (or someone that can program them; I'm just directing this at anyone looking through the logs for the bot's name) You missed one. Internet Exploder (it always blows up inside your computer)
#202 [02:23] <xales> Ketsueki: Exploder is the first one :)
#203 [02:23] <Ketsueki> xales: eh, I always use the case insensitive flag on my regular expressions... unless I have reason not to.
#204 [02:23] <rabbit> ok it worked on google chrome thanks
#205 [02:23] <Ketsueki> xales: Oh, I thought the first would be the marketing name and thus skipped over it; my bad.
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#207 [02:24] <xales> Ketsueki: Also, congratulations; excluding the ops/voiced, you are one of...less than 5 people who understands that entry :P
#208 [02:25] <rabbit> thanks
#209 [02:25] <Ketsueki> xales: no problem... I remember when IE first came out. I can't remember if I came up with it on my own or not, but it always did seem to explode... geeze I think in 9x it would also take the /shells/ exploder.exe with it... freaking retarded windows.
#210 [02:26] <Ketsueki> Bad old days before a protect-mode shell
#211 [02:27] <xales> Ketsueki: I still have explorer crash on me quite frequently, it's rather depressing
#212 [02:28] <xales> I've never had OpenBox crash, though the closest I've come to that is having to kill it because of a zombie firefox
#213 [02:29] <Ketsueki> That's pretty rare for me; of course it helps that I only have to touch explorer at work... and there I usually go out of my way to avoid anything built in to the OS. The built in notepad is too limited; office includes it's own damn OS of bloatware, and firefox/chrome are better than IE.
#214 [02:30] <xales> It definately happens less on 7, but it's still quite frequent |:
#215 [02:31] <Ketsueki> xales: I wind up crashing firefox by having too many open tabs more often than I crash the shell.
#216 [02:32] <xales> Yeah, I have to say, if there was a browser similar to Firefox but without the bloaty stuff, it would be perfect
#217 [02:32] <xales> Like, if Chromium and Firefox had a baby, then you would have a very excellent browser
#218 [02:32] <Ketsueki> Hum...
#219 [02:33] <Ketsueki> chibikitsu?
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#221 [02:34] <xales> ?
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#223 [02:35] <EntityReborn> ... Is the login server down?
#224 [02:36] <xales> !paid xales
#225 [02:36] <xales> I don't think so
#226 [02:36] <EntityReborn> huh
#227 [02:36] <EntityReborn> I can't access login.minecraft.com from here
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#229 [02:36] <xales> Works for me
#230 [02:36] <Ketsueki> Does that look you up based on username?
#231 [02:36] <EntityReborn> I see that
#232 [02:36] <Ketsueki> Or does it check if you've logged in from the ip you're accessing this through? (In both cases it would fail for me)
#233 [02:37] <xales> Ketsueki: It checks http://minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=$INP where $INP is whatever you give the command
#234 [02:37] <EntityReborn> Oh, I can from my browser (after accepting the certificate)
#235 [02:37] <xales> !paid Notch
#236 [02:37] * AuBot kicked xales from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
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#238 [02:37] <xales> bah
#239 [02:37] <xales> does it really do that?
#240 [02:37] * GreyVulpine snickers
#240 [02:37] <EntityReborn> haha
#241 [02:37] <xales> >.>
#242 [02:37] <EntityReborn> epic
#243 [02:37] <xales> and did I really autorejoin
#244 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#245 [02:37] <EntityReborn> yus.
#246 [02:37] <xales> gah
#247 [02:37] <xales> that script
#248 [02:37] <andywuzhere> hello people?
#249 [02:37] <xales> is broken
#250 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> Honestly, I don't care about auto-rejoin scripts in #minecraftforums
#251 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> er
#252 [02:37] <xales> hello, andywuzhere
#253 [02:37] <GreyVulpine> #minecrafthelp
#254 [02:38] <andywuzhere> i need help :(
#255 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> stupid tab
#256 [02:38] <xales> andywuzhere: With...?
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#259 [02:38] <andywuzhere> minecraft it wont run
#260 [02:38] <EntityReborn> interesting
#261 [02:38] <EntityReborn> the launcher says cannot connect to minecraft.ney
#262 [02:38] <EntityReborn> net*
#263 [02:38] <xales> andywuzhere: If you want us to help you, you will have to be more specific
#264 [02:38] <EntityReborn> but I can access it from my browser.
#265 [02:38] * EntityReborn reinstalls
#265 [02:39] <xales> EntityReborn: Time and date correct?
#266 [02:39] <EntityReborn> oh
#267 [02:39] <EntityReborn> yea, that would be the issue.
#268 [02:39] <EntityReborn> thanks for pointing that out
#269 [02:39] <andywuzhere> everytime i try to play in the in browser on the top it says error click for more details
#270 [02:39] <GreyVulpine> [EntityReborn TIME reply]: Sat Jan 01 01:34:24
#271 [02:39] <GreyVulpine> Heh, nope
#272 [02:39] <andywuzhere> and then it says a whole bunch of wierd stuff
#273 [02:39] <EntityReborn> I just had my laptop in a million pieces like half an hour ago
#274 [02:40] <xales> andywuzhere: Please copy the "weird stuff" to http://pastebin.com/ and give us a link to it
#275 [02:40] <EntityReborn> including disconnecting the CMOS bat
#276 [02:40] <Ketsueki> EntityReborn: yeahhh updating your windows clock should fix that
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#278 [02:40] <EntityReborn> It did.
#279 [02:41] <EntityReborn> xales, thanks, wouldn't have thought of that
#280 [02:41] <GreyVulpine> xales is a bright one, he is.
#281 [02:41] <andywuzhere> ok i did
#282 [02:41] * xales takes a cookie from EntityReborn for payment
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#283 [02:41] <xales> andywuzhere: No, you didn't
#284 [02:41] <andywuzhere> i didnt?
#285 [02:41] * squonk4u steals a cookie from xales
#285 [02:41] * EntityReborn bakes xales a whole batch
#285 [02:41] <squonk4u> nom nom
#286 [02:41] <xales> andywuzhere: The instruction was Please copy the "weird stuff" to http://pastebin.com/ and >>>give us a link to it<<<
#287 [02:42] <xales> You didn't give us the link to it
#288 [02:42] <andywuzhere> there is no link ?
#289 [02:42] <EntityReborn> andywuzhere, check your address bar
#290 [02:42] <xales> It's in the address bar after you click submit
#291 [02:42] <EntityReborn> and take some smart pills while your at it ;)
#292 [02:42] <andywuzhere> i will
#293 [02:43] <andywuzhere> http://pastebin.com/zxy4x1QG
#294 [02:43] * squonk4u chuckles
#294 [02:46] <xales> andywuzhere: Does your Windows username have an ! in it?
#295 [02:46] <andywuzhere> no
#296 [02:46] <andywuzhere> uhh i dont think...
#297 [02:46] <xales> ??> andywuzhere win/reinst
#298 [02:46] <VoxelHead> andywuzhere: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#299 [02:46] <VoxelHead> andywuzhere: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#300 [02:47] <andywuzhere> i deleted it all already
#301 [02:48] <xales> Do it again, and make sure there is nothing there except for saves
#302 [02:49] <andywuzhere> it works now
#303 [02:50] <andywuzhere> well
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#305 [02:50] <andywuzhere> i downloaded it
#306 [02:50] <andywuzhere> and now it works
#307 [02:50] <andywuzhere> but it says cant connect to minecraft.net?
#308 [02:51] <xales> hmm
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#310 [02:51] <xales> ??> andywuzhere win/profile
#311 [02:51] <VoxelHead> andywuzhere: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#312 [02:51] <VoxelHead> andywuzhere: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#313 [02:52] <andywuzhere> ok thanks ill try it
#314 [02:52] <GreyVulpine> Time looks right, no ! in username, probably a firewall or security software of some sort
#315 [02:54] <Loki2U> Right! helps if you open the task bar and see multiple instances of Ychat
#316 [02:54] <Loki2U> Thank you.
#317 [02:54] * Loki2U hits head on desk multiple times.
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#318 [02:55] <andywuzhere> when i made another user account it still didnt work still says cant connect to minecraft.net
#319 [02:56] <andywuzhere> any other ideas?
#320 [02:56] * xales pokes GreyVulpine
#320 [02:56] <xales> andywuzhere: Is there any security/firewall software running on your computer?
#321 [02:57] <andywuzhere> how do i check ? im only eleven :(
#322 [02:57] <andywuzhere> and i use to have mcafee
#323 [02:57] <andywuzhere> or something
#324 [02:57] <andywuzhere> but someone deleted it
#325 [02:58] <andywuzhere> and now i cant play offline either
#326 [02:58] <andywuzhere> it says not downloaded?
#327 [02:58] <xales> What does it say >above< "not downloaded"?
#328 [02:59] <andywuzhere> im on the minecraft launcher on top it says play offline
#329 [02:59] <andywuzhere> but wont let me click it
#330 [02:59] <andywuzhere> and on the left it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#331 [03:00] <xales> It sounds like something is blocking it, then. If you don't know what security software is installed, then you should ask your parents for help
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#333 [03:01] <andywuzhere> i dont have one
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#336 [03:06] <minecraftlover> ?
#337 [03:06] <minecraftlover> what is this?
#338 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> This is #minecraftforums
#339 [03:07] * GreyVulpine nods sagely
#339 [03:07] <xales> GreyVulpine: ._.
#340 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#341 [03:07] <minecraftlover> so is this the unofficail support for the game?
#342 [03:07] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#343 [03:07] <minecraftlover> alright
#344 [03:09] <minecraftlover> ok then i bought minecraft and it just gives me a black screen every time i try to play and if i try to inbrowser vesion it says done loading with the bar partially full
#345 [03:09] <minecraftlover> i have tried reinstalling
#346 [03:09] <minecraftlover> and removing all game files
#347 [03:09] <xales> Does your Windows username have an ! in it?
#348 [03:10] <minecraftlover> it might now that i think of it can that cause a problem?
#349 [03:10] <xales> Yes, it's known to break Java
#350 [03:10] <minecraftlover> oh wow
#351 [03:10] <minecraftlover> alright
#352 [03:10] <xales> Try making a new user account with no special characters in it
#353 [03:10] <minecraftlover> one sec
#354 [03:10] <xales> Just changing the name is NOT enough, because of how Windows works
#355 [03:10] <GreyVulpine> Emphasize, new account
#356 [03:12] <minecraftlover> brb hope this works
#357 [03:14] <andywuzhere> is mcafee a firewall ?
#358 [03:14] <andywuzhere> or security thing
#359 [03:14] <xales> Yes, it is both
#360 [03:14] <andywuzhere> cuz when someone deleted it it stopped working
#361 [03:14] <andywuzhere> is that the problem?
#362 [03:15] <xales> When you do something, and as a result, there is a change, then yes, that tends to imply causality
#363 [03:15] <xales> Whoever removed it probably didn't do it correctly
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#365 [03:18] <minecraftlover> OMG xales/ grey vulpine I LOVE YOU
#366 [03:18] <relsqui> XD
#367 [03:18] <minecraftlover> it worked!
#368 [03:19] <minecraftlover> i would kiss you if you were in front of me
#369 [03:21] <andywuzhere> i wanna play minecraft...
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#372 [03:23] <GreyVulpine> andywuzhere - http://service.mcafee.com/FAQDocument.aspx?id=TS100507
#373 [03:23] <GreyVulpine> Specifically, the part where it says to use their removal tool - "Download the removal tool from http://download.mcafee.com/products/licensed/cust_support_patches/MCPR.exe"
#374 [03:23] <motty> on the beta - i have map_0 - when I go off the edges of the map do I have to make a new map or is there a key shortcut to scroll/adjust the map
#375 [03:23] <motty> btw thanks for the help on the server- setup perfectly now
#376 [03:24] <andywuzhere> after i do should i reinstall it?
#377 [03:24] <GreyVulpine> Each time you create a map, it'll create a new map, centered at where you crafted it
#378 [03:24] <GreyVulpine> andywuzhere - Reinstall.. what?
#379 [03:25] <motty> perfect thanks very much
#380 [03:25] <andywuzhere> mcafee?
#381 [03:25] <GreyVulpine> andywuzhere - No.
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#383 [03:31] <andywuzhereagian> it still says the same thing :(
#384 [03:31] <andywuzhereagian> any other suggestions
#385 [03:31] <andywuzhereagian> ?
#386 [03:31] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#387 [03:32] <andywuzhereagian> what do you mean?
#388 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> What version of windows are you on?
#389 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> XP? Vista? Win7?
#390 [03:32] <andywuzhereagian> im guessing windows 7
#391 [03:32] <andywuzhereagian> yeah win7
#392 [03:32] <GreyVulpine> You guess?
#393 [03:33] <GreyVulpine> Did it say "CleanUp Successful." at th end?
#394 [03:34] <andywuzhereagian> it sayed restart the computer
#395 [03:37] <GreyVulpine> andywuzhereagian -Could you run the program again, right click on it and "Run as administrator", make sure you get the "CleanUp Successful." message at the end
#396 [03:38] <andywuzhereagian> ok
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#398 [03:39] <andywuzhereagian> can u give me link agian to uninstall it?
#399 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> http://service.mcafee.com/FAQDocument.aspx?id=TS100507
#400 [03:40] <mib_u92d12> Hello
#401 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#402 [03:40] <mib_u92d12> I need help
#403 [03:40] <andywuzhereagian> thanks
#404 [03:41] <mib_u92d12> Does anyone know how I could get my password changed on Minecraft without having to go to my email?
#405 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_u92d12 - With?
#406 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> Why can't you go to your email?
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#409 [03:42] <mib_u92d12> The email that I used to have associated with minecraft is no longer accessible to me. I can prove that I bought the minecraft with bank statements but I need to be able to find someone who can do so for me.
#410 [03:42] <mib_u92d12> I changed emails and now I cannot access the old one.
#411 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#412 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> Try using:
#413 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#414 [03:43] <GreyVulpine> And Account -> hacked
#415 [03:44] <mib_u92d12> Thanks
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#417 [03:59] * Kealper is testing a 64-bit hashing function he just made
#417 [04:07] <Kealper> lol...
#418 [04:07] <Kealper> >Exit code: 0 Time: 1.337ms
#419 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#420 [04:10] <Kealper> wow
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#422 [04:10] <Kealper> this hashing function is pretty snappy
#423 [04:11] <Kealper> 0.08ms on average lol
#424 [04:11] <Kealper> to hash "Hello, World!"
#425 [04:12] <Kealper> (i realize that is slow as garbage when it's something like C/C++/any compiled language, but this is in pure AutoIt...lol)
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#428 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> I'll hash your "Hello world.."
#429 [04:12] * GreyVulpine shakes fist
#429 [04:13] <buzzb0x> Hello
#430 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#431 [04:14] * Kealper thinks he will step this testing up a notch, with hashing binary file data instead of a tiny string
#431 [04:14] <Kealper> i plan to make this function cry by the time i'm done with it
#432 [04:22] <Kealper> wow
#433 [04:23] <Kealper> that's incredibly slow when you try and push a moderately sized file at it
#434 [04:26] <helpme> admins are present? have a problem with the purchase of the game there yesterday and bought something today or e-mail or otherwise.
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#436 [04:26] <lemon-rev> helpme didnt we try and help you yesterday , and we arnt part of mojang dude
#437 [04:26] <lemon-rev> we cant deal with accounts :(
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#439 [04:28] <helpme> and who can help me
#440 [04:28] <lemon-rev> mojang,
#441 [04:28] <Kealper> payment@mojang.com
#442 [04:29] <helpme> super yes I have already tried that yesterday and no response so far
#443 [04:29] <lemon-rev> helpme you can only wait it out, sorry
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#446 [04:43] <buzzb0x> Excuse me I was disconnected so hello again and here is again my question but shorter: Is there a server plugin that is able to create multiple distinct classes?
#447 [04:44] <Loki2U> GreyVulpine. When a minecraft server is running, but there is no one on, or perhaps one idle... does the server continiue to build the world?
#448 [04:45] <Kealper> buzzb0x: check with #bukkit
#449 [04:45] <GreyVulpine> Loki2U - No. Only an active person, travelling to the edge of a world will generate more terrain
#450 [04:45] <Loki2U> okay but that terrain will be there for everyone ?
#451 [04:45] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#452 [04:46] <Loki2U> kk.
#453 [04:46] <buzzb0x> Ok thanks
#454 [04:46] <Loki2U> yeah I just started a new world, put nether back in but kept the vis to 8
#455 [04:46] <Loki2U> it's doing okay
#456 [04:46] <GreyVulpine> The way the server deals with loading of the world is, only chunks around a player are loaded into memory, and sent to the client. Everything else is unloaded until an active player ventures near it
#457 [04:47] <Loki2U> okay
#458 [04:47] <Loki2U> now the enable and disable terrain save
#459 [04:47] <Loki2U> does that stop people from grieving or ?
#460 [04:48] <GreyVulpine> Haven't used that myself, but I would believe it stops the server from recording/saving any terrain modifications when it's disabled.
#461 [04:48] <Loki2U> mmm
#462 [04:49] <Loki2U> I just discovered the item codes and basically started a new world. I wanted to see if I could build a dungeon. Even got placed a mobspawner, but it didn't work.
#463 [04:50] <Loki2U> Now I know how folks can build so fast.
#464 [04:50] <Loki2U> with OP you can give yourself whatever
#465 [04:50] <Loki2U> I thought they had to mine like mad...
#466 [04:50] <Loki2U> which explained the big chucks missing from the ocean
#467 [04:50] <Loki2U> but I'm wrong, arent' I.
#468 [04:51] <Loki2U> Those huge missing chunks of land aren't from mining, it's a function of the program
#469 [04:51] <Loki2U> hasn't filled in yet, due to proximity, as you said.
#470 [04:51] * Loki2U can be taught.
#470 [04:57] * GreyVulpine nods
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#472 [05:00] <Kealper> not really that they are a function
#473 [05:00] <Kealper> but more of a failure to decompress the chunk properly, causing it to not load
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#477 [05:30] <helpme> does anyone know where I buy an alpha key on can click and buy
#478 [05:30] <GreyVulpine> Alpha keys aren't for sale anymore
#479 [05:32] <helpme> yes but which are nevertheless still offered by private or not
#480 [05:35] <GreyVulpine> Mojang doesn't support any purchases of minecraft that aren't through the official website
#481 [05:35] <GreyVulpine> Many people have been scammed by purchasing keys from third party websites
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#483 [05:44] <AG_Scott> .set mode *!*@C-59-101-39-127.hay.connect.net.au +b
#484 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> Bwah?
#485 [05:44] <AG_Scott> ^ spammer
#486 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> From?
#487 [05:44] <Roh> Hoping someone can help us. Downloaded a texture pack. installed it as instructions, however now Minecraft wont load. It gets almost to the end but then stops.
#488 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> Roh - What operating system?
#489 [05:44] <AG_Scott> He's spamming using multiple names in #bukkit and #essentials
#490 [05:44] <Roh> Windoes 7
#491 [05:44] <AG_Scott> mass highlight junk etc
#492 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> Gotcha, okay
#493 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> Roh - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#494 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> Go find the .minecraft folder, delete the texturepacks folder inside, then restart
#495 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> minecraft
#496 [05:46] <helpme> how long does it take you to the answer of one who gets the email has to ask his payment
#497 [05:47] <Roh> Thanks. We loaded the new texture pack into the minecraft.jar folder within the bin folder, was that wrong?
#498 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> helpme - We're not Mojang, we're not affilated with Mojang, we're all volunteers here. We have no access to those emails. Mojang gets dozens if not hundreds of emails daily
#499 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> Roh - Yes, that was wrong
#500 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> Roh - To install a texturepack, all you need to do is place the .zip file in the texturepacks folder
#501 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> Roh - To fix your minecraft, try deleting the /bin/ folder. it'll recreate everything upon next launch of minecraft
#502 [05:49] <Roh> Thank you. Should we do that instead of deleting the texturepack folder?
#503 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> Roh - If that's what you did to 'install' the texturepack, yes.
#504 [05:49] <Catherine> Isn't there an option to redownload files in the launcher?
#505 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> Yes, "Force Update" in the options menu.
#506 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't clear the texturepacks folder, but since he's already there anyways, it does the same thing as deleting the /bin/ folder
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#508 [05:52] <dr_bibble> Hello, can anyone help me with a little problem with minecraft/?
#509 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> What problem?
#510 [05:52] <dr_bibble> well, i start the game, and as soon as i click singleplayer it crashes
#511 [05:53] <dr_bibble> i mean freezes
#512 [05:53] <Roh> Thank you very much, able to get back in.
#513 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Define: "Freezes"
#514 [05:53] * GreyVulpine nods at Roh
#514 [05:53] <dr_bibble> noting happens
#515 [05:53] <dr_bibble> the game stops working at the moment when i pus sp.
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#517 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Has it worked before?
#518 [05:53] <dr_bibble> yes
#519 [05:54] <dr_bibble> long time ago, like a month before
#520 [05:54] <Roh> To do what we actually tried to do, do we simply copy place the zip folder in the texture pack folder? dont have to unzip?
#521 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> Roh - Right, just place the .zip file in the folder, don't extract
#522 [05:54] <dr_bibble> what zip file?
#523 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> dr_bibble win/reinst
#524 [05:54] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#525 [05:54] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#526 [05:54] <dr_bibble> i got just minecraft louncher
#527 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - That wasn't directed at you, was Roh's question
#528 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#529 [05:55] <dr_bibble> I tried to reinsrall the game, didnt work
#530 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> How exactly did you try to reinstall the game?
#531 [05:56] <dr_bibble> i just went to AppDara and deleted .minecraft folder
#532 [05:56] <dr_bibble> AppData *
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#534 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> Is the folder completely gone?
#535 [05:56] <dr_bibble> yes
#536 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> Did you also delete the launcher as well?
#537 [05:57] <dr_bibble> no
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#539 [05:57] <dr_bibble> i will delete right awat
#540 [05:57] <dr_bibble> away*
#541 [05:58] <dr_bibble> It is deleted now :D
#542 [05:58] <dr_bibble> but how can it help?
#543 [05:58] <GreyVulpine> Also, double check the .minecraft folder is not present at %appdata%, then redownload the launcher
#544 [05:58] <GreyVulpine> This ensures a clean install of minecraft
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#546 [06:01] <dr_bibble> didnt helped
#547 [06:01] <dr_bibble> still the same thing
#548 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Can you look at where you placed minecraft.exe, do you have any files that are named hs_err_pid?
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#550 [06:03] <dr_bibble> minecraft.exe is placed in desktop and there is no file like hs_err_pid
#551 [06:03] <buzzb0x> Hello, could someone help me please? I'm having a problem to play minecraft: it says I need to update my drivers but I went on Intel's website to check and I have the latest driver
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#553 [06:04] <Mohawk> Can someone help me out with a problem on a server?
#554 [06:04] <Mohawk> Anyone?
#555 [06:05] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine?
#556 [06:05] <Mohawk> Wow well this is a lot of help :P
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#558 [06:07] <buzzb0x> Could someone help me please? I'm having a problem to play minecraft: it says I need to update my drivers but I went on Intel's website to check and I have the latest driver
#559 [06:08] <buzzb0x> Nobody to help me?
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#565 [06:11] <mib_k2r8pf> minecraft changes my mouse then goes off
#566 [06:11] <zippity> hey guys
#567 [06:12] <zippity> how can i play on a server
#568 [06:12] <zippity> it doesnt work ??
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#570 [06:12] <buzzb0x> You just click on multiplayer and enter the I.P then COnnect
#571 [06:12] <hipy> Hi, i submit a bug that redstone torches go off but not on again, but this is seriously almost a month ago
#572 [06:12] <hipy> When will this stupid bug be fixed
#573 [06:12] <hipy> i heared it was in since 1.3
#574 [06:13] <Mohawk> I'm having trouble setting up my own server
#575 [06:13] <zippity> yes but it says somthing like " an error has occured ... "
#576 [06:13] <hipy> Its almost like new features have priorty over bugs.....
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#578 [06:14] <buzzb0x> Maybe your server is not actually online
#579 [06:14] <Mohawk> buzzb0x most likely but I don't know how to turn it on
#580 [06:15] <buzzb0x> How Mohawk, I was talking to zippity
#581 [06:15] <buzzb0x> Haha sorry just trying to solve one problem at a time
#582 [06:15] <Mohawk> oh -.-
#583 [06:15] <Mohawk> Lol ok
#584 [06:16] <buzzb0x> But for you, are you setting your own server on your coumputer or...
#585 [06:16] <zippity> no
#586 [06:16] <Mohawk> I think so I'm working on a multiplay private serve
#587 [06:17] <Mohawk> server*
#588 [06:17] <Mohawk> BOLLOCKS
#589 [06:17] <Mohawk> I'm so incompatint
#590 [06:17] <buzzb0x> Ok zippity so that's a clan server
#591 [06:17] <buzzb0x> Mohawk don't understand, are you trying to make a server or...
#592 [06:17] <Mohawk> I'm making a private server
#593 [06:18] <buzzb0x> So it's your own clan
#594 [06:18] <Mohawk> But I don't get what to do it's so complicated to me
#595 [06:18] <Mohawk> Yes
#596 [06:18] <buzzb0x> And you buyed a server online if I understood
#597 [06:18] <Mohawk> what?
#598 [06:18] <Mohawk> You have to buy a server what? lol
#599 [06:19] <buzzb0x> Oh you want to make it but do not know how to do!
#600 [06:19] <Mohawk> Yes yes YES
#601 [06:19] <Mohawk> My friend that is also trying to figure out can't figureit out either
#602 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - What's the issue exactly?
#603 [06:20] <Mohawk> I have a port and everything I think my server just isn't turned on
#604 [06:20] <Mohawk> Don't know how to turn it online
#605 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> Happen to have teamviewer?
#606 [06:20] <hipy> where can i report bugs?
#607 [06:20] <Mohawk> Here lol
#608 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> hipy - getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#609 [06:20] <buzzb0x> Ok, there are multiple solutions: first you could set up a server on your computer and play on it, that is not great because it uses a lot of ressources or you could buy one online for an amount of mounths
#610 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk, if you have a remote desktop program called teamviewer, I could get a look at what your problem is, and hopefully solve it
#611 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> ??> Mohawk teamviewer
#612 [06:21] <VoxelHead> Mohawk: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#613 [06:21] <VoxelHead> Mohawk: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#614 [06:21] <Mohawk> I think I could use that
#615 [06:21] <hipy> GreyVulpine, i reported a bug over 2 weeks ago and no response, at all. Is this the way mojang handles bug. where can i report this bug to a developer where it DOES get noticed
#616 [06:21] <Mohawk> Let me get a look in that
#617 [06:22] <GreyVulpine> hipy - They're currently working on 1.7, 1.6 was full of bug fixes that they collected from the bugtracker at getsatisfaction and the wiki list
#618 [06:22] <GreyVulpine> 1.7 has more features planned.
#619 [06:22] <buzzb0x> Ok, could somebody help me please?
#620 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> hipy - And yes, this is how mojang handles bugs, You should see the bug fix list for 1.6
#621 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> buzzb0x - Windows?
#622 [06:23] <hipy> So why is this redstone bug then pressent starting at 1.3 :/
#623 [06:24] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine I'm trying to download and it keeps saying you must exit Teamviewer or something like that
#624 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> hipy - They're aware of the redstone problem, just give them time to fix it
#625 [06:24] <Mohawk> Now I have 2 problems lol
#626 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - Huh?
#627 [06:25] <Mohawk> I'm trying to download Teamviewer but it says I have to exit Teamviewer or something
#628 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> Strange.
#629 [06:25] <Mohawk> Ugh now I have 2 problems
#630 [06:26] <Mohawk> I think I'm losing internet
#631 [06:27] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine I can't download Teamviewer
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#633 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - That is really strange, what's the exact error you get?
#634 [06:29] <Mohawk> When I try to download Teamviewer it says I must exit Teamviewer one sec lemme get another look at the message
#635 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Are you running teamviewer already?
#636 [06:29] <Mohawk> It says please closeTeamviewer before installing
#637 [06:29] <Mohawk> one sec
#638 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> You already have teamviewer
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#640 [06:29] <Mohawk> Ok one sec
#641 [06:31] <Mohawk> I deleted Teamviewer lemme try again
#642 [06:31] <General_M-13> hello all, i have an issue and am kinda at a loss, my minecraft suffers from stuttering (system specs of my laptop: i7 Core @ 1,93 Ghz 4GB RAM HD Mobility Radeon 4650 with 1GB RAM and an SSD for my windows)
#643 [06:31] <Mohawk> Nope still not working
#644 [06:31] <General_M-13> anyone have an idea what i could try to make minecraft run smoother?
#645 [06:31] <Mohawk> I've used this b4 just I don't know where it is
#646 [06:32] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - Just download and run it again
#647 [06:33] <GreyVulpine> You can run it straight from the installer if you wish
#648 [06:33] <Mohawk> I've tried like 10 times now ok
#649 [06:33] <Mohawk> I'm trying agian
#650 [06:33] <Mohawk> again*
#651 [06:33] <Mohawk> yay it worked :DDDDD
#652 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> General_M-13 - Do you know if it's graphics lag, CPU lag, or something else?
#653 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> General_M-13 - Try turning down the graphics options inside minecraft
#654 [06:34] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine heres my thing and password
#655 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> PM me
#656 [06:34] <Mohawk> 351 545 183 and pass is=r66vs1
#657 [06:35] <Mohawk> Oh sry lol
#658 [06:35] <Mohawk> I'm so bloody incompitant
#659 [06:35] <Mohawk> :o
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#661 [06:36] <General_M-13> *hacks mohawks pc :P* just kidding :P
#662 [06:37] <General_M-13> i pmed you also grey sorry lol
#663 [06:38] <General_M-13> not sure if you were referring to me about the PM
#664 [06:38] <General_M-13> not sure really, turning down the graphics does not help and my FPS is above 30 average
#665 [06:38] <General_M-13> CPU usage and memory usage stay below 75% (CPU stays below 50% even)
#666 [06:38] <General_M-13> i was thinking of putting more RAM in the laptop (just as a general update)
#667 [06:39] <General_M-13> (sorry for the spam)
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#672 [07:04] <TheBlackLung> Hullo, can anyone give me a quick answer to an annoying problem?
#673 [07:05] <General_M-13> we can try :P
#674 [07:05] <TheBlackLung> i keep getting 'run out of memory' and it needs me to restart
#675 [07:05] <TheBlackLung> and i mean after playing for 2-5 minutes
#676 [07:05] <GreyVulpine> Known issue with Minecraft 1.6, nothing you can really do.
#677 [07:06] <TheBlackLung> didnt used to have this problem
#678 [07:06] <TheBlackLung> :(
#679 [07:06] <TheBlackLung> suck ass
#680 [07:06] <TheBlackLung> worked fine before, anyway to revert to a previous version easily?
#681 [07:07] <General_M-13> search for McNostalgia on the minecraft forums
#682 [07:07] <General_M-13> and downgrade to 1.5
#683 [07:08] <TheBlackLung> cheers matey, il go look em up.
#684 [07:08] <General_M-13> is the best advice i can give you :)
#685 [07:08] <General_M-13> i think i have a link somewhere around here
#686 [07:08] <General_M-13> one sec
#687 [07:09] <General_M-13> doh XD he didnt even stick around
#688 [07:10] <GreyVulpine> General_M-13 - Really, the only thing I can suggest General_M-13, is to look at your system's video settings, see if there's anything special going on there, perhaps set them back to default if needed.
#689 [07:11] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, optimine and optifog.
#690 [07:12] <General_M-13> i really never adjust the GPU settings, and optimine messes up my water :(
#691 [07:12] <General_M-13> guess i'll just not play minecraft on my laptop
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#693 [07:13] <snooker9> Can anyone help me?
#694 [07:13] <GreyVulpine> With?
#695 [07:13] <snooker9> I can't run minecraft. When i try to open it, it just comme an error that says something is wrong and it can't run
#696 [07:14] <GreyVulpine> Could you please copy the full text of that error, paste it at www.pastebin.com, and give us the address to it
#697 [07:14] <snooker9> Sure
#698 [07:15] <snooker9> http://pastebin.com/Ugwbtb67 Here you go
#699 [07:15] <GreyVulpine> Thanks, one moment
#700 [07:16] <General_M-13> seems you have a mod running that requires ModloaderMP which isnt installed
#701 [07:16] <GreyVulpine> ^
#702 [07:16] <General_M-13> Buildcraft?
#703 [07:16] <snooker9> Mycraft
#704 [07:17] <General_M-13> anyways it's looking for ModloaderMP
#705 [07:17] <General_M-13> which isnt installed it seems
#706 [07:17] <snooker9> I tryed to install it
#707 [07:17] <snooker9> Can try again
#708 [07:17] <General_M-13> i prefer installing mods the manual way, less room for errors lol
#709 [07:18] <General_M-13> sorry to steal ur spotlight Grey :P ;)
#710 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#711 [07:19] <General_M-13> thiis is weird
#712 [07:19] <General_M-13> i run vanilla minecraft again now, and now it's lag free :S
#713 [07:20] <GreyVulpine> Hah
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#715 [07:20] <snooker9> I have installed modloader but it still wont work. it commes the same error
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#717 [07:22] <snooker9> What should i do then?
#718 [07:22] <mib_u8dt6z> i can't start minecraft i can run it but not login and i even can't play offline it says not downloaded!! do i need to download aprogram like Jva or something?? HELP!!
#719 [07:22] <GreyVulpine> Sec, looking at Mycraft
#720 [07:23] <snooker9> Its a mod you can download from minecraft forums
#721 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> snooker9 - Looks like the thing doesn't like modloader, try deleting everything in .minecraft except for saves, redownload everything through the launcher and mod it again with fresh files
#722 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - Did you pay for minecraft?
#723 [07:24] <mib_u8dt6z> yes!!
#724 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - What does it say above "not downloaded"
#725 [07:24] <snooker9> Ok
#726 [07:24] <mib_u8dt6z> or i did it on my other computer not this one
#727 [07:25] <mib_u8dt6z> do i need to buy it on this computer too?
#728 [07:25] <mib_u8dt6z> GreyVulpine?
#729 [07:25] <General_M-13> no just login with the account you bought
#730 [07:25] <General_M-13> you can run that on any computer you wish
#731 [07:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - No
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#733 [07:26] <Smoke> can somebody help me?, i got a problem with paying
#734 [07:26] <mib_u8dt6z> okey it says not downloaded under play offline after i had tried to login
#735 [07:26] <General_M-13> if you login it will download all the files you need
#736 [07:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - What does it say above not downloaded
#737 [07:27] <General_M-13> then login with your account info first
#738 [07:27] <General_M-13> so the client gets downloaded
#739 [07:27] <snooker9> Grey how shal i redownload everything through the launcher and mod it again with fresh files?
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#741 [07:28] <GreyVulpine> snooker9 - Go into your %appdata%/.minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for saves
#742 [07:28] <snooker9> ok
#743 [07:28] <GreyVulpine> snooker9 - Run minecraft again, it'll redownload everything
#744 [07:28] <mib_u8dt6z> play offline but i can't click on it
#745 [07:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - What's above that?
#746 [07:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - I'm looking for either Can't connect to minecraft.net, or Login Failed
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#748 [07:29] <Libraryadict> Anyone know what a circuit is called when you need something like 2 levers pressed to open a door?
#749 [07:29] <GreyVulpine> AND gate
#750 [07:29] <Libraryadict> Just 2
#751 [07:29] <Libraryadict> ty
#752 [07:30] <mib_u8dt6z> Can't connect to minecraft.net
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#754 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - Using windows, yes?
#755 [07:31] <mib_u8dt6z> yep
#756 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> Does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#757 [07:31] <mib_u8dt6z> yes
#758 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> At the end, I take it?
#759 [07:31] <mib_u8dt6z> no
#760 [07:31] <Aviavi> Hello. Can anyone help me with a multiplayer connection issue?
#761 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> No?
#762 [07:32] <mib_u8dt6z> no
#763 [07:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - Hmm, could you try creating a new windows user account to test?
#764 [07:32] <mib_u8dt6z> or is it when i login in on my profile on the computer
#765 [07:32] <GreyVulpine> Try running minecraft on that new windows user account
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#767 [07:33] <mib_u8dt6z> or is it when i login in on my profile on the computer
#768 [07:33] <GreyVulpine> I'm sorry?
#769 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> I'm talking about the username, what you use to log in when you first boot up your computer.
#770 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> Your Windows username.
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#772 [07:34] <Kimax> is there a way to move the sun/moon... like rotating whole world???
#773 [07:34] <mib_u8dt6z> SnyggaSile
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#775 [07:34] <GreyVulpine> Kimax - With a mod, yes
#776 [07:35] <mib_u8dt6z> it's SnyggaSile
#777 [07:35] <Kimax> GreyVulpine what mod?
#778 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - For your windows username?
#779 [07:35] <mib_u8dt6z> yes
#780 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Kimax - I recommend looking at Zombe's mods
#781 [07:35] <[L]> Mods?
#782 [07:35] <[L]> Ban ban ban
#783 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, nothing wrong with them
#784 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_u8dt6z - Then, could you check your system date and time, make sure they're correct?
#785 [07:36] <Aviavi> Every I try to connect to a server the game only loads a small chunk and connection appears lost. After a minute I get disconnected and get the "sockettimeoutexception: read time out" error. Anyone knows how to fix this? I can play all other games online fine and I opened all ports known to man.
#786 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> Aviavi - Running any security software?
#787 [07:36] <Aviavi> Nothing special
#788 [07:36] <GreyVulpine> Aviavi - if you are, try letting java through
#789 [07:37] <oldtopman> [L]: What do you hava against mods?
#790 [07:37] <Aviavi> I used to be able to play Minecraft fine on alpha, the issue started since beta. Also 5% of the time I can run minecraft fine
#791 [07:37] <GreyVulpine> Aviavi - Then, perhaps try updating your Network's drivers?
#792 [07:37] <Kimax> oldtopman i gues [L] is a bot
#793 [07:38] <Aviavi> hm. I'll try to identify it
#794 [07:38] <oldtopman> Not normally
#795 [07:38] <oldtopman> He runs the #smp channel
#796 [07:38] <Aviavi> Do you know why minecraft would be the exception? I can play games like Terraria online fine
#797 [07:38] <GreyVulpine> Aviavi - Minecraft's netcode has been known to be... unoptimized.
#798 [07:39] <oldtopman> ^
#799 [07:39] <Aviavi> ah, yes yes >_> ofc
#800 [07:40] <Aviavi> just that the nature of this issue seems unique, when I am able to connect, I can connect to all servers and it can last for several hours, and when I cant.. I just cant connect to any server for several hours
#801 [07:40] <Aviavi> with 95% of the time being unable to connect
#802 [07:40] <Aviavi> i'll try to update the network driver
#803 [07:41] <GreyVulpine> It was much more frequent back in alpha. A certain series of NICs were known to be at fault
#804 [07:41] <GreyVulpine> Atheros NICs gave all of us a hard time.
#805 [07:41] <Aviavi> ah
#806 [07:41] <GreyVulpine> Basically, the packet traffic from minecraft overloaded those chipsets so much, that end of stream errors, and read timeouts were common symptoms
#807 [07:42] <Aviavi> and it was registered as a denial of service attack
#808 [07:42] <Aviavi> I hoped Notch's latest fix to slow packages sent would fix the issue, but it seems unchanged
#809 [07:42] <GreyVulpine> Nah, it just crashed their drivers.
#810 [07:43] <GreyVulpine> Basically, some people's computer's NIC shut down completely, rendering their network unable to connect until they restarted
#811 [07:43] <GreyVulpine> It's been improved since beta, thankfully.
#812 [07:43] <GreyVulpine> We still see the occasional NIC issue though
#813 [07:43] <Aviavi> yeah, I read some users lost connection to the Internet, although I don't have that problem
#814 [07:43] <GreyVulpine> Yeah.
#815 [07:44] <Aviavi> although my problem seems consistent. I tried running Minecraft on two computers at the house who have different network drivers but share the same connection
#816 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> With read timeouts nowadays, usually a firewall or security software is at fault. NICs are still in the picture to a lessar degree.
#817 [07:44] <GreyVulpine> Oh, hmm.
#818 [07:44] <Aviavi> the other computer is new so there's a solid chance it's network driver isn't fully updated either
#819 [07:45] <Aviavi> I had the option to increase a buffer package from 256 to 512, so I did it, following a tip on google
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#821 [07:45] <Aviavi> didn't solve the issue :(
#822 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that solution used to work as a temporary solution, didn't fix the problem. It only lengthened the amount of time it took for it to crash again
#823 [07:46] <Aviavi> oh
#824 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> What's your network setup like? Are you running wired? Wireless? What sort of router do you have?
#825 [07:46] <Aviavi> router
#826 [07:46] <Aviavi> ehm
#827 [07:47] <Aviavi> ROTAL means anything to you?
#828 [07:47] <Aviavi> ROTAL/RTA
#829 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> Not familiar with that term
#830 [07:49] <helpme> somewhere I can check whether there is or is not an alpha key
#831 [07:50] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#832 [07:50] <Aviavi> is there a specific port for java I need to open? for security I only have windows firewall(checked there) and Avast!
#833 [07:50] <General_M-13> ROTAL is ur ISP? or
#834 [07:50] <Aviavi> ROTAL is my router
#835 [07:50] <General_M-13> ahh
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#837 [07:50] <General_M-13> you using cables or wireless to connect to the router
#838 [07:50] <GreyVulpine> Aviavi - Minecraft doesn't use a specific port.
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#840 [07:51] <Aviavi> cables
#841 [07:51] <General_M-13> ahh ok :) am gonna mozy along now, i have other stuff to do :) thanx for the help provided Grey
#842 [07:51] <GreyVulpine> In connecting to minecraft, it uses HTTPS to authenticate via SSL, using port 443. To connect to a server, you use 25565 (default), which triggers server traffic back on a random port.
#843 [07:52] <Aviavi> yeah, but I can access minecraft.net fine and I never had to open a port before to join a game(only host) so I suppose the issue is not there
#844 [07:52] <Aviavi> was wondering if maybe its more related to java
#845 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, I don't think so, but you can try a full uninstall/reinstall to be sure
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#847 [07:56] <Aviavi> already tried that several times :(
#848 [07:56] <Aviavi> guess my only hope is checking if I can update the driver, or wait for notch to optimize the code
#849 [07:56] <Aviavi> thanks for the help
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#851 [07:57] <GreyVulpine> Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
#852 [07:58] <fawlar> the pixel format could not be axelarated
#853 [07:59] <fawlar> need help
#854 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> usually means you need to update your video drivers
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#857 [08:05] <fawlar> the video cards name is intel (r) 82852/82855
#858 [08:05] <GreyVulpine> Oh yikes. How old is that computer?
#859 [08:07] <fawlar> i dont know i am doing this for my buddy
#860 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> I think that computer's too old to handle minecraft.
#861 [08:07] <fawlar> even the outdated version'
#862 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> That particular GPU's was used in early 2000s.
#863 [08:08] <fawlar> ooh g
#864 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> Which, on top of being an intel integrated GPU, is seriously not powerful enough to handle minecraft.
#865 [08:09] <fawlar> okey then i know but if you have a redon 9200 thn
#866 [08:10] <fawlar> a radeon 9200 video
#867 [08:11] <fawlar> card
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#869 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Still a fairly old card, not completely sure it'll run minecraft
#870 [08:11] <PMohawk> Hey GreyVulpine
#871 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#872 [08:12] <fawlar> okey what would you recommend
#873 [08:12] <PMohawk> I didn't relize when I reset my router it cuts off the internet and I had to hardwire it lol
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#875 [08:12] <PMohawk> GreyVulpine
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#877 [08:13] <PMohawk> Vulpine?
#878 [08:13] <GreyVulpine> I'm here
#879 [08:13] <PMohawk> Hey :D
#880 [08:13] <PMohawk> I'm Mohawk just without the P lol
#881 [08:14] <PMohawk> You see what I typed a sec ago?
#882 [08:14] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#883 [08:14] <PMohawk> So you sure your not gonna look at my info :O
#884 [08:14] <fawlar> okey what would you recommend
#885 [08:14] <PMohawk> Wanna continue our voyage?
#886 [08:15] <GreyVulpine> Sure, in a second
#887 [08:15] <PMohawk> Ok cool :)
#888 [08:15] <PMohawk> Vulpine how old r u?
#889 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> I'm out of college.
#890 [08:16] <PMohawk> Nice want me 2 give u my thing and password for teamviewer?
#891 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> Sure, give me 5 minutes.
#892 [08:17] <PMohawk> Alright
#893 [08:19] <PMohawk> *elivator music plays*
#894 [08:19] <PMohawk> elevator*
#895 [08:24] <PMohawk> Watcha doin Vulpine?
#896 [08:26] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, was busy.
#897 [08:26] <GreyVulpine> PM me your info when you're ready
#898 [08:26] <PMohawk> Alright
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#903 [08:48] <davale06> my minecraft server is glitchy
#904 [08:48] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :everyone's is
#905 [08:48] <davale06> i mean when i log onto it i cannot use any contols apart from the esc button
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#910 [08:57] <acute7> hi
#911 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#912 [08:58] <acute7> when i run minecraft and login the window just dissapears
#913 [08:59] <acute7> and a text file with the name hs_err_pid_2344 appear on my deteskop
#914 [09:00] <acute7> are you there ?
#915 [09:01] <acute7> ...¨
#916 [09:01] <cryptw> 470:8212::7 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :read the file?
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#918 [09:01] <acute7> should i write down the text
#919 [09:02] <acute7> and put it in the chat
#920 [09:02] <acute7> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x68995861, pid=2080, tid=5176 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [aticfx32.dll+0x25861] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#921 [09:02] <Thoatt> use pastebin next time please.
#922 [09:03] <acute7> ?
#923 [09:03] <Thoatt> pastebin.com
#924 [09:03] <acute7> whats that ?
#925 [09:03] <Thoatt> ?? pastbin
#926 [09:03] <Thoatt> fail.
#927 [09:04] <Thoatt> It's just a site where you can paste things and send the link in here.
#928 [09:04] <acute7> but do you now whats wrong ?
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#930 [09:07] <acute7> http://pastebin.com/JRTWhiLQ
#931 [09:07] <acute7> here it is
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#934 [09:12] <Ciizel> help my Account Hacked...
#935 [09:13] <Thoatt> Ciizel, We cannot help with account issues here. Send an email to support@mojang.com for account help.
#936 [09:14] <Ciizel> E-mail was sent, but the answer does not ...
#937 [09:15] <acute7> cant play , the window dissapears and this come up as a text file on my detescop hs_err_pid
#938 [09:15] <krebbit> Where would be the best place to get info on fixing up my graphics? Minecraft seems to run very un-smooth.. but it looks more like.. video 'lag'? It hangs every 2-3 secs for a split second, but between those hangs it runs fine.
#939 [09:19] <Libraryadict> Are we allowed to ask for redstone circuit help in here?
#940 [09:20] <Libraryadict> nvrm i was forgetting something
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#943 [09:38] <mib_oip6pb> hello
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#945 [09:38] <mib_oip6pb> is an admin online?^^
#946 [09:39] <mib_fjlfnp> i acsadentaly deleted my minecraft.jar when installing the singal player commands mod
#947 [09:39] <mib_fjlfnp> what do i do?
#948 [09:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_fjlfnp win/reinst
#949 [09:39] <VoxelHead> mib_fjlfnp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#950 [09:39] <VoxelHead> mib_fjlfnp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#951 [09:40] <mib_fjlfnp> ok
#952 [09:41] <mib_oip6pb> i have bought minecraft in germany by elv. but when i want to login the game says that user is not premium
#953 [09:42] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_oip6pb payment
#954 [09:42] <VoxelHead> mib_oip6pb: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#955 [09:42] <VoxelHead> mib_oip6pb: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#956 [09:42] <mib_oip6pb> ok
#957 [09:43] <mib_fjlfnp> It Worked!!!!
#958 [09:43] <mib_fjlfnp> Thanks VoxelHead
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#961 [09:44] <mib_oip6pb> can i buy the game with an other method? is it the payed twice?
#962 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_oip6pb - If you paid for it already, just wait
#963 [09:45] <mib_fjlfnp> it took me a week before i got to play
#964 [09:46] <mib_oip6pb> by a good friend it was ready directly after pay
#965 [09:48] <mib_oip6pb> i will not wait :-( my friends play and i must wait :-(
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#968 [09:54] <lilybet> hey
#969 [09:55] <lilybet> i bought aminecraft gift code but when i log in to the game he can´t connect to minecraft.net
#970 [09:56] <GreyVulpine> lilybet - Does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#971 [09:57] <lilybet> no
#972 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> Running any security software or firewall?
#973 [09:57] <lilybet> yes
#974 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> Please configure them to allow java through
#975 [09:58] <lilybet> how i get them ?
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#977 [09:59] <testtest> hello
#978 [09:59] <lilybet> how i make that the security software allow the minecraft page ?
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#981 [10:01] <lilybet> or jaca
#982 [10:01] <lilybet> java
#983 [10:01] <testtest> is it possible that i take another pay method? i have paid minecraft but nothing happen. an now i will take another pay method.
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#985 [10:05] <lilybet> can you help me how to allow java on my security software
#986 [10:05] <testtest> no one answers :-(
#987 [10:05] <lilybet> you must wait xD
#988 [10:06] <testtest> a friend of me can play after he payed :-(
#989 [10:07] <lilybet> i cant play ,too i bought the game but he can´t connect to minecraft
#990 [10:08] <testtest> i will pay with an another method but i don't know if i then payed twice oder only one time
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#992 [10:10] <testtest> can anyone help me?^^
#993 [10:12] <_303> testtest: how long ago did you pay?
#994 [10:12] <testtest> it war over 1 hour ago. there was a message that it take only 1 hour
#995 [10:13] <_303> lilybet: what security software?
#996 [10:13] <_303> testtest: sometimes it takes a few hours for the purchase to be processed.
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#999 [10:14] <wilma> my minecraft is black screennimg
#1000 [10:15] <testtest> i hate to wait :-( a friend of me don't have to wait :-(
#1001 [10:15] <_303> did you install any texture packs or mods wilma ?
#1002 [10:15] <wilma> ya a mod
#1003 [10:15] <Thoatt> testtest, We cannot help you.
#1004 [10:16] <wilma> then i uninstaled it and deleted it
#1005 [10:16] <_303> what operating system are you on?
#1006 [10:16] <_303> windows?
#1007 [10:16] <wilma> ya
#1008 [10:16] <Thoatt> ??> wilma win/reinst
#1009 [10:16] <VoxelHead> wilma: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1010 [10:17] <VoxelHead> wilma: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1011 [10:20] <wilma> THx alooot i love u =):s :D
#1012 [10:20] <Thoatt> I accept tips in the form of coffee :)
#1013 [10:21] <lilybet> AVG
#1014 [10:21] <lilybet> _anti virus
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#1017 [10:22] <Thoatt> Coffee, not trout. :)
#1018 [10:22] <Hexaholic> :P
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#1021 [10:25] <Libraryadict> VoxelHead regarding advice you gave earlier to wilma. That would also get rid of their saves. Just wanted to point out :\
#1022 [10:25] <Thoatt> Libraryadict, vox is a bot. And those instructions do NOT delete their saves folder.
#1023 [10:25] <Libraryadict> Really?
#1024 [10:26] <Libraryadict> oh
#1025 [10:26] <Libraryadict> I had my mirc screen stuffed up
#1026 [10:26] <Thoatt> "delete everything except for the saves directory"
#1027 [10:26] <Thoatt> :P
#1028 [10:26] <Libraryadict> I couldnt see that haldf
#1029 [10:26] <Thoatt> :P
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#1032 [10:31] <mehof101> Hey would anyone have any ideas as to why my computer completely freezes whenever i play minecraft?
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#1036 [10:34] <Thibold> Hello
#1037 [10:35] <Thibold> who is here to help ppl?
#1038 [10:35] <_303> Thibold: just say what's wrong
#1039 [10:36] <Thibold> can't play the game: java blah blah unknown publisher. not allowed by computer security.
#1040 [10:37] <Thibold> active x unknown publisher
#1041 [10:38] <Thibold> ?
#1042 [10:38] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Stop using Internet Explorer.
#1043 [10:38] <Thibold> use what
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#1045 [10:40] <Thibold> use what instead?
#1046 [10:41] <Thibold> who's here to help?
#1047 [10:42] <Thibold> are we waiting here for something or what? i am confused
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#1049 [10:45] <bezaban> ??> Thibold ask
#1050 [10:45] <VoxelHead> Thibold: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1051 [10:45] <VoxelHead> Thibold: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1055 [10:48] <rarechewy123> hello, i need help
#1056 [10:48] <rarechewy123> i keep getting bad video card when i try to play
#1057 [10:48] <dansdaman> I bought minecraft beta on friday. Some people told me to be patiant for the purchase to go through. So iv waited 3 days and it still says that I have to purchase the game...
#1058 [10:48] <Thibold> i have been asking. no one is responding.
#1059 [10:49] <rarechewy123> i bought it but cant play it
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#1061 [10:49] <Thibold> can't play the game: active x unknown publisher
#1062 [10:50] <rarechewy123> is there anyone here who can help us?
#1063 [10:50] <Thibold> i don't think so
#1064 [10:50] <oldtopman> Thibold: Stop using Internet Explorer
#1065 [10:50] <dansdaman> well, imma go to a differant room
#1066 [10:50] <dansdaman> i advise u do 2
#1067 [10:50] <xolotl> dansdaman: Check your bank to make sure the payment did actually go through; if so, mail payment@mojang.com with all your relevant details
#1068 [10:50] <Tanjoodo> XD
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#1070 [10:51] <Thibold> i don't see other rooms ?
#1071 [10:51] <oldtopman> rarechewy123: I missed your question
#1072 [10:51] <Tanjoodo> <oldtopman> Thibold: Stop using Internet Explorer
#1073 [10:51] <Thibold> can't play the game: active x unknown publisher
#1074 [10:51] <mib_e55e5p> woops, i saw the answer to my question come up and i had just left :p
#1075 [10:51] <Thibold> ok ok .. use what instead? i don't understand stop udsing internet explorer
#1076 [10:51] <rarechewy123> old top man, hi, i keep getting bad video card error when i try to play
#1077 [10:51] <oldtopman> Thibold: ARE YOU LISTENING!!!
#1078 [10:52] <rarechewy123> drivers have been updated
#1079 [10:52] <mib_e55e5p> I bought minecraft beta on friday. Some people told me to be patiant for the purchase to go through. So iv waited 3 days and it still says that I have to purchase the game...
#1080 [10:52] <Thibold> listiening? voice is not on.. i don't understand what the answer is
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#1082 [10:52] <mib_e55e5p> thibold, try using mozilla firefox
#1083 [10:52] <oldtopman> Thibold: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox
#1084 [10:53] <oldtopman> Thibold: Install that
#1085 [10:54] <oldtopman> rarechewy123: No idea.
#1086 [10:54] <mib_e55e5p> I bought minecraft beta on friday. Some people told me to be patiant for the purchase to go through. So iv waited 3 days and it still says that I have to purchase the game...
#1087 [10:54] <rarechewy123> grrrr, any idea where i can get help?
#1088 [10:55] <oldtopman> rarechewy123: I'd ask later when some of the more experienced people are on.
#1089 [10:55] <rarechewy123> rough idea of when later will be best
#1090 [10:56] <oldtopman> Mib_e55e5p: Spam does not encourage us to help you.
#1091 [10:56] <oldtopman> Rarechew try this evening
#1092 [10:56] <rarechewy123> ok topman, thanks
#1093 [10:56] <oldtopman> Np
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#1095 [10:58] <dansdaman> ok, i want an answer. i keep getting disconnected
#1096 [10:58] <dansdaman> I bought minecraft beta on friday. Some people told me to be patiant for the purchase to go through. So iv waited 3 days and it still says that I have to purchase the game...
#1097 [10:58] <Thoatt> dansdaman, email payment@mojang.com
#1098 [10:59] <dansdaman> thank you
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#1100 [11:01] <oldtopman> One more round of people helped
#1101 [11:01] <oldtopman> O/
#1102 [11:01] <Thoatt> \o
#1103 [11:02] <oldtopman> Me gets back to battle stations
#1104 [11:02] * Thoatt gets back to being lazy stations
#1104 [11:02] * oldtopman gets back to battle stations
#1104 [11:02] <oldtopman> Dero
#1105 [11:02] <oldtopman> Derp
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#1109 [11:09] <reedlepee> i can not start the game it says pixel is not accelrated
#1110 [11:10] <oldtopman> Get drivers
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#1114 [11:20] <LordVadersSOn> Please, could someone help me? I'm trying to run Minecraft but after the updating it does not start...
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#1116 [11:23] <montezuma> ma
#1117 [11:24] <montezuma> Hey guys so im trying to portforward my router but i have the newest Arris router so the model isnt on portforward.com
#1118 [11:25] <montezuma> any ideas?
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#1123 [11:31] <Funstar> Hi there. Someone can give me some help with Permissions 3.1.5b on MySQL?
#1124 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> Try #permissions
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#1126 [11:32] <Funstar> ty
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#1135 [11:47] <mib_y80qnv> Can someone here please explain to me how to use Openvpn as a way to connect to the server
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#1137 [11:55] <Cradilo> i updated my graphic card but it says bad video card driver
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#1143 [12:00] <mib_6l6tej> my minecraft will not connect to minecraft.net
#1144 [12:02] <Luka_luke> can anyone help me ?
#1145 [12:02] <ellisgeek> ??> Luka_luke ask
#1146 [12:02] <VoxelHead> Luka_luke: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1147 [12:02] <VoxelHead> Luka_luke: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1149 [12:03] <Luka_luke> my minecraft will not connect to minecraft.net
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#1151 [12:04] <ellisgeek> umm
#1152 [12:05] <ellisgeek> ??> Luka_luke win/hosts
#1153 [12:05] <VoxelHead> Luka_luke: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1154 [12:05] <VoxelHead> Luka_luke: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#1156 [12:05] <HiroStalker> I need help with my java virtual machine
#1157 [12:06] <ellisgeek> ok
#1158 [12:06] <ellisgeek> whats up?
#1159 [12:06] <Luka_luke> Pastebin ?
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#1161 [12:07] <HiroStalker> when i am playing minecraft
#1162 [12:07] <HiroStalker> it crash
#1163 [12:07] <Luka_luke> # Copyright (c) 1993-2009 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name s
#1164 [12:07] <HiroStalker> and i don't know why
#1165 [12:08] <ellisgeek> Luka YES
#1166 [12:08] <Luka_luke> ?
#1167 [12:08] <HiroStalker> ?
#1168 [12:08] <Luka_luke> what yes ?
#1169 [12:08] <ellisgeek> ?? index
#1170 [12:08] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1171 [12:09] <Luka_luke> ??
#1172 [12:09] <ellisgeek> umm hiro re install java
#1173 [12:09] <HiroStalker> i do it in five time
#1174 [12:09] <ellisgeek> Luka that is for using VoxelHead
#1175 [12:09] <HiroStalker> i have 2gb of Ram
#1176 [12:09] <ellisgeek> try ?? bot
#1177 [12:10] <ellisgeek> umm
#1178 [12:10] <ellisgeek> ok
#1179 [12:10] <Luka_luke> restart pc ?
#1180 [12:10] <ellisgeek> ya
#1181 [12:10] <Luka_luke> i have restart pc for 6 times not happens
#1182 [12:10] <ellisgeek> ugg
#1183 [12:11] <ellisgeek> re download the launcher
#1184 [12:11] <tayf> when i click on minecraft (in browser or download it works but something is very wrong. all the blocks look like computer particles and i cant craft anything beacause i cant understand it. do you have a souloution for this problem?
#1185 [12:11] <Luka_luke> allready done
#1186 [12:11] <ellisgeek> and are yoy behind a school firewall
#1187 [12:12] <ellisgeek> ??> tayf win/reinst
#1188 [12:12] <VoxelHead> tayf: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1189 [12:12] <VoxelHead> tayf: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1190 [12:13] <tayf> thank you.
#1191 [12:13] <mr_wibble> Is it possible to enter chat mode in single player? Everytime I try it won't let me.
#1192 [12:13] <ellisgeek> update to voxel type %appdata%\.minecraft
#1193 [12:13] <ellisgeek> mr_wibble NO
#1194 [12:13] <mr_wibble> ok no need for caps
#1195 [12:14] <Luka_luke> school firewall ?
#1196 [12:15] <ellisgeek> like some schools mess up secure connections (which is what minecraft uses)
#1197 [12:16] <Luka_luke> no
#1198 [12:16] <ellisgeek> ok
#1199 [12:16] <ellisgeek> then i have no idea
#1200 [12:16] <ellisgeek> maybe try re installing java
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#1202 [12:18] <tayf> it will not let me delete some files. ???
#1203 [12:18] <Luka_luke> ohh f*** i bought this game last week and the gift code was accept but when i run the launcher and tip in my username and passwod minecraft say can´t connect to minecraft.net
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#1205 [12:18] <ellisgeek> what files
#1206 [12:19] <Luka_luke> what what files ?
#1207 [12:19] <Riking> my compu can never connect either
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#1209 [12:20] <ellisgeek> no tayf what files
#1210 [12:21] <ellisgeek> guys i can't help with the connection issues
#1211 [12:21] <tayf> Bin & Resources
#1212 [12:21] <ellisgeek> close minecraft
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#1214 [12:22] <liverpoolfc> hello ?
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#1216 [12:22] <supermax1221> minecraft keeps running out of memory how do i fix this?
#1217 [12:22] <liverpoolfc> can anyone help me here please ?
#1218 [12:22] <Luka_luke> install new
#1219 [12:22] <ellisgeek> Buy more
#1220 [12:23] <liverpoolfc> i try to play the game on a mac, and 'fail to launch' appears
#1221 [12:23] <mib_cc09o3> Minecraft keeps going black! How do I fix?
#1222 [12:23] <Hexaholic> supermax1221 Buy more RAM for your pc
#1223 [12:23] <supermax1221> i has like 8 gb i think hold on
#1224 [12:23] <Hexaholic> liverpoolfc, Have you downloaded the right version for a MAC?
#1225 [12:23] <Luka_luke> you must minstall minecraft new
#1226 [12:23] <ellisgeek> ??> mib_cc09o3 win/reinst
#1227 [12:23] <liverpoolfc> yeah ive tried to mac osx version and also the linux
#1228 [12:23] <mib_cc09o3> I've tried.
#1229 [12:23] <VoxelHead> mib_cc09o3: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1230 [12:23] <VoxelHead> mib_cc09o3: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1231 [12:23] <liverpoolfc> neither of them work
#1232 [12:23] <supermax1221> it has 5 gb of ram installed
#1233 [12:24] <mib_cc09o3> Minecraft keeps going black! How do I fix?
#1234 [12:24] <ellisgeek> what version of mac do you have
#1235 [12:24] <tayf> it says "Another Person or Program is using this." when i try to delete them
#1236 [12:24] <liverpoolfc> how do i find out ?
#1237 [12:24] <mib_cc09o3> I have windows
#1238 [12:24] <ellisgeek> re boot then do it
#1239 [12:24] <ellisgeek> mib DO WHAT VOXEL SAYS
#1240 [12:24] <mib_cc09o3> thx
#1241 [12:25] <liverpoolfc> i have an imac, on osx
#1242 [12:25] <ellisgeek> umm ok
#1243 [12:25] <Luka_luke> @ellisgeek must i write something in the noteblock of host ?
#1244 [12:25] <ellisgeek> try this
#1245 [12:26] <liverpoolfc> hexaholic ?
#1246 [12:26] <ellisgeek> Luke paste bin me the hosts file
#1247 [12:27] <liverpoolfc> hello ?
#1248 [12:27] <Hexaholic> liverpoolfc Yes?
#1249 [12:27] <liverpoolfc> i have an imac
#1250 [12:27] <Luka_luke> i cant paste the file
#1251 [12:27] <tayf> what can i do about this problem?
#1252 [12:27] <ellisgeek> why?
#1253 [12:27] <Luka_luke> no idea
#1254 [12:27] <ellisgeek> error?
#1255 [12:27] <liverpoolfc> i have downloaded the correct thing, andit still comes up with 'failed to launch'
#1256 [12:27] <Hexaholic> liverpoolfc Did you download this version http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.zip?v=1308587259881
#1257 [12:28] <ellisgeek> ??> luka_luke pastebin
#1258 [12:28] <VoxelHead> luka_luke: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1259 [12:28] <Luka_luke> noo ii try to paste it here and nothing happens
#1260 [12:28] <ellisgeek> copy the contense of the file
#1261 [12:28] <ellisgeek> not the actual file
#1262 [12:28] <liverpoolfc> just tried to run the link and "Cannot launch Java application"
#1263 [12:28] <liverpoolfc> Uncaught exception in main method: java.lang.NullPointerException
#1264 [12:28] <ellisgeek> also NEVER pastinto chat it is called flooding
#1265 [12:29] <Luka_luke> file:///C:/Windows/System32/drivers/etc/hosts
#1266 [12:29] <ellisgeek> NO
#1267 [12:29] <Luka_luke> cF
#1268 [12:29] <ellisgeek> open file
#1269 [12:29] <Luka_luke> yes
#1270 [12:29] <Hexaholic> liverpoolfc Go to start/control-panel/programs, Look for ALL java programs, and uninstall them, then download this version http://www.java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#1271 [12:29] <ellisgeek> ctrl + a
#1272 [12:29] <ellisgeek> ctrl + c
#1273 [12:29] <Luka_luke> and copy yes
#1274 [12:29] <ellisgeek> go to pastebin.com
#1275 [12:30] <ellisgeek> ctrl + v
#1276 [12:30] <liverpoolfc> i havnt got start/control panels etc cos i'm on a mac :/ what would the equivilant be ?
#1277 [12:30] <ellisgeek> then give the url
#1278 [12:30] <Luka_luke> yes
#1279 [12:30] <Hexaholic> Um
#1280 [12:30] <Hexaholic> Oh bugger, lol
#1281 [12:30] <liverpoolfc> :L
#1282 [12:30] <Hexaholic> Never used a mac, haha hold on
#1283 [12:30] <Luka_luke> http://pastebin.com/bpFj15ay
#1284 [12:30] <liverpoolfc> i've only had it a week :L okay
#1285 [12:30] <ellisgeek> liverpoolfc java cannot be removed on mac
#1286 [12:31] <ellisgeek> it is installed in the factory
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#1288 [12:31] <liverpoolfc> i know, so can i not play the game i payed £13 for ?
#1289 [12:31] <Hexaholic> ellisgeek, Sersly? thats a FAIL
#1290 [12:32] <Hexaholic> ??> liverpoolfc win/reinst
#1291 [12:32] <VoxelHead> liverpoolfc: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1292 [12:32] <ellisgeek> i agree hex
#1293 [12:32] <VoxelHead> liverpoolfc: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1294 [12:32] <Hexaholic> Try that
#1295 [12:32] <ellisgeek> lol
#1296 [12:32] <ellisgeek> ??> mac/reinst
#1297 [12:32] <Hexaholic> IF that doesnt work, your java is coruppted
#1298 [12:32] <Hexaholic> oops mybad, lol
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#1300 [12:32] <Hexaholic> keep forgetting he's on a mac, lol
#1301 [12:33] <fuogo> yo can anyone help me run my server not on hamachi
#1302 [12:33] <Luka_luke> ellisageek and yet
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#1304 [12:33] <Hexaholic> Mac = FAIL, take it back to the shop and get a win desktop liverpoolfc, lol
#1305 [12:33] <Luka_luke> ellisgeek and yet
#1306 [12:33] <liverpoolfc> noo thanks it cost me almost 2k
#1307 [12:33] <Hexaholic> :L
#1308 [12:33] <Hexaholic> Waste of money if u ask me, lol
#1309 [12:33] <fuogo> can anyone help me run my server not on hamach
#1310 [12:33] <ellisgeek> liverpoolfc
#1311 [12:34] <Hexaholic> Mac = Top of the range pc, and yet it cant run MC..... Lol
#1312 [12:34] <ellisgeek> go to applications > utilities > terminal.app
#1313 [12:34] <ellisgeek> open it
#1314 [12:34] <liverpoolfc> yeah im on it
#1315 [12:34] <liverpoolfc> now what ?
#1316 [12:34] <Luka_luke> ellisgeek have you read it ?
#1317 [12:35] <ellisgeek> then type rm -rf ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft
#1318 [12:35] <ellisgeek> then try running minecraft
#1319 [12:35] <Luka_luke> i ?
#1320 [12:35] <ellisgeek> remove the last line
#1321 [12:35] <ellisgeek> of your
#1322 [12:35] <ellisgeek> hosts file
#1323 [12:35] <Luka_luke> the minecraft login ?
#1324 [12:36] <ellisgeek> it is left over from when you pirated minecraft
#1325 [12:36] <ellisgeek> yae
#1326 [12:36] <ellisgeek> XD
#1327 [12:36] <Luka_luke> and then rm -rf ~/Library/Application\ Support/minecraft
#1328 [12:36] <ellisgeek> no
#1329 [12:36] <liverpoolfc> oh my god :D its freakin' working !!! thanks ssooo much :d
#1330 [12:36] <ellisgeek> thats for liverpool
#1331 [12:36] <ellisgeek> fail
#1332 [12:36] <liverpoolfc> its working now
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#1334 [12:37] <ellisgeek> yay
#1335 [12:37] <ellisgeek> i helped 2 ppl
#1336 [12:37] <ellisgeek> aya
#1337 [12:37] <ellisgeek> yay
#1338 [12:37] <Luka_luke> but my minecraft is not helped
#1339 [12:37] <ellisgeek> woot
#1340 [12:38] <Luka_luke> i have delete the last line with minecraft login .net what ever
#1341 [12:38] <ellisgeek> save?
#1342 [12:38] <ellisgeek> reboot
#1343 [12:38] <Luka_luke> yes
#1344 [12:38] <Luka_luke> no xD
#1345 [12:38] <ellisgeek> profit?
#1346 [12:39] <Luka_luke> i reboot my pc wait a minute
#1347 [12:40] <Luka_luke> i cant save that i must be able to
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#1351 [12:41] <Awesomeness> ^___^
#1352 [12:41] <Luka_luke> admin rights
#1353 [12:42] <Luka_luke> ive been the admin
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#1355 [12:42] <Luka_luke> :o
#1356 [12:42] <Luka_luke> lol
#1357 [12:43] <m0nk> whats the minecraft edit. i just died in lava. and all my items are lost. and i cant find my way back. need editor to see where my camp is
#1358 [12:44] <xolotl> m0nk: MCEdit or X-Ray would do
#1359 [12:44] <xolotl> m0nk: Or Eihort possibly
#1360 [12:44] <m0nk> mcedit. ty. had it once before but i deleted it
#1361 [12:44] <m0nk> was mcedit
#1362 [12:44] <m0nk> but ty
#1363 [12:44] <xolotl> m0nk: X-Ray has a mode that highlights areas where you've placed torches, which might be useful to find your previously-explored caverns
#1364 [12:45] <m0nk> link?
#1365 [12:45] <m0nk> i cant just search for xray on google. would give me lots of things. lol
#1366 [12:45] <xolotl> m0nk: http://apocalyptech.com/minecraft/xray/
#1367 [12:45] <m0nk> ty
#1368 [12:46] <xolotl> (feel free to msg me if you have problems with it; I'm actually the current maintainer of it (omgdisclaimer))
#1369 [12:46] <ellisgeek> Guys do not discuss mods here!
#1370 [12:46] <xolotl> ellisgeek: None of those are mods
#1371 [12:46] <xolotl> ellisgeek: They're external utilities
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#1373 [12:47] <ellisgeek> i m gonna sugjest 1 mod
#1374 [12:47] <ellisgeek> zans minimap
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#1376 [12:48] <m0nk> how do i use the xray. was pretty nice. but does show anyhing else but torcehs
#1377 [12:48] <m0nk> torches*
#1378 [12:49] <m0nk> atleast mcedit shows pretty good where you built
#1379 [12:49] <Hexaholic> Since when could Zombies spwan inside ur house?!
#1380 [12:49] <xolotl> m0nk: hrm? It should show the whole world (or at least the immediate world). the "E" key is what'll highlight explored areas (ie: areas you've placed torches)
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#1382 [12:49] <xolotl> m0nk: But we could take it to privmsg if it's not working. Or you could just use mcedit; I won't be offended. :)
#1383 [12:50] <m0nk> k
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#1388 [12:54] <mr_evil> i have a problem. sometimes the game crashed with the reason the the memory is not enough
#1389 [12:57] <m0nk> ALL MY TORCHES
#1390 [12:57] <m0nk> ARGH
#1391 [12:57] <Sigma> what happened to your torches m0nk
#1392 [12:57] * m0nk torches fell in lava
#1392 [12:58] <m0nk> and got "enlightened"
#1393 [12:58] <mr_evil> i have a problem. sometimes the game crashed with the reason the the memory is not enough
#1394 [12:58] <Sigma> lol
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#1396 [12:58] <Sigma> mr_evil: buy more ram them
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#1398 [12:58] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 8 working (6 normal, 2 reversed), and 4 broken.
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#1400 [13:00] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 8 working (6 normal, 2 reversed), and 4 broken.
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#1403 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> anyone here?
#1404 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> i need some help
#1405 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> pls
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#1407 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> hey
#1408 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> someone
#1409 [13:02] <McPlusPlus> Parsed feeds. 8 working (6 normal, 2 reversed), and 4 broken.
#1410 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> ?
#1411 [13:02] <mib_vi5o1d> plus
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#1413 [13:03] <mib_vi5o1d> i have problem
#1414 [13:03] <mr_evil> i have 4gb ram
#1415 [13:03] <mr_evil> this is enough
#1416 [13:03] <mib_vi5o1d> evil
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#1419 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> i have problm ... with starting minecraft
#1420 [13:04] <Craig> It Won't run for me :(
#1421 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> i have error
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#1423 [13:04] <mr_evil> the game cant take more ram then call of duty or the witcher 2
#1424 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> me to
#1425 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> :(
#1426 [13:04] <Craig> i don't even know why lol
#1427 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> i know but
#1428 [13:04] <mib_vi5o1d> cant find reason
#1429 [13:04] <Craig> keeps coming up with an image and logo error
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#1431 [13:05] <Craig> can anyone help??
#1432 [13:05] <m0nk> my furnace doesnt work
#1433 [13:05] <frogonia> my game said my copy was unlicensed but i bought it wasnt work ing then i delet it then i download it agian
#1434 [13:05] <m0nk> is that because there isnt light around it?
#1435 [13:05] <m0nk> :P
#1436 [13:05] <Craig> lol
#1437 [13:05] <Craig> at least your on it
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#1441 [13:07] <m0nk> made a new furnace. it doesnt work
#1442 [13:09] <m0nk> call notch. this is urgent. my furnace doesnt work :_:
#1443 [13:09] <m0nk> here i am. chilling out with minecraft. havin a fag. then i die of lava. then i respawn. then my furnace(s) dont work.
#1444 [13:09] * AuBot kicked m0nk from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1446 [13:10] <m0nk> so any ideas then?
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#1448 [13:12] <g> Apologies for all the join and quitspam from McPlusPlus
#1449 [13:12] <g> It was worth it though
#1450 [13:12] <g> It can now also do math :>
#1451 [13:12] <g> ~math log(2^log(8))+cos(3)*e
#1452 [13:12] <McPlusPlus> log(2^log(8))+cos(3)*e = -2.69107861382
#1453 [13:12] <g> ~stfu link parser
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#1455 [13:13] <xolotl> Yes, that's... totally worth it in an IRC bot
#1456 [13:14] <g> This isn't the only channel it services
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#1458 [13:15] <xolotl> g: That doesn't change my opinion. :)
#1459 [13:15] <bezaban> g: are you running it as root?
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#1462 [13:16] <m0nk> oh my ghod
#1463 [13:16] <m0nk> i put ingots instead og or in it
#1464 [13:16] <supersexy> i put in a texture pack now minecraft wont work
#1465 [13:16] * m0nk does facedesk
#1465 [13:17] <m0nk> ore*
#1466 [13:17] <xolotl> ??> supersexy win/reinst
#1467 [13:17] <VoxelHead> supersexy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1468 [13:17] <VoxelHead> supersexy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1470 [13:19] <supersexy> it works thanks
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#1473 [13:22] <Morrolan> m0nk: Heh, this explains it I guess. XD
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#1480 [13:28] <hipy> Hi, is mc down again?..
#1481 [13:29] <Morrolan> !isdown
#1482 [13:29] <GreyBot> Morrolan: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1483 [13:29] <Morrolan> And login works as well for me.
#1484 [13:29] <eggy> ;\
#1485 [13:30] <Morrolan> g: Is your bot, by any chance, able to check the login server as well? (https://login.minecraft.net)
#1486 [13:31] <g> yes, yes it is
#1487 [13:31] <g> ~speak
#1488 [13:31] <m0nk> lol
#1489 [13:31] <g> https://login.minecraft.net
#1490 [13:31] <McPlusPlus> not viewing HTML
#1491 [13:31] * g shrugs
#1491 [13:31] <g> "Bad login"
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#1493 [13:31] <g> it's true, that's not valid HTML :P
#1494 [13:31] <Morrolan> g: Yea, that's normal.
#1495 [13:31] <g> it'd error if it was down
#1496 [13:32] <Morrolan> Ok. :)
#1497 [13:32] <Morrolan> Could you add a command which makes it check the login server even when it's ~stfu ?
#1498 [13:32] <Morrolan> Wouldn't need to fire up Minecraft all the time then. :D
#1499 [13:33] <eggy> website loads for me
#1500 [13:34] <Morrolan> eggy: Yea, everything's up and running.
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#1503 [13:37] <eggy> okay dokie ;)
#1504 [13:37] <sprocket> hey
#1505 [13:37] <sprocket> is this the minecraft support page I don
#1506 [13:37] <sprocket> 't get what it is ?
#1507 [13:38] <Morrolan> sprocket: Well, it's an IRC channel dedicated to Minecraft support.
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#1509 [13:38] <sprocket> k so then you can answer my question?
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#1511 [13:39] <Morrolan> sprocket: Well, depends on what it is. Just ask and we'll see. :)
#1512 [13:39] <sprocket> I bought the game about an hour and a half ago and I'll type in the username and password and it won't let me in
#1513 [13:40] <m0nk> what's the error message?
#1514 [13:40] <sprocket> it'll just say user not premium
#1515 [13:40] <Morrolan> ??> sprocket payment
#1516 [13:40] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1517 [13:40] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#1518 [13:40] <m0nk> worked with me just after 5 min
#1519 [13:40] <m0nk> but i payed with card
#1520 [13:40] <Morrolan> So basically I suggest you wait some more, sprocket. :)
#1521 [13:40] <sprocket> it also says can't connect to minecraft.net
#1522 [13:40] <Morrolan> m0nk: Yea, for some people it's nigh-instant, for others it takes days.
#1523 [13:41] <Morrolan> sprocket: Hmm, so sometimes it says user not premium and sometimes can't connect to minecraft.net ?
#1524 [13:41] <sprocket> yeah . . .
#1525 [13:41] <Morrolan> Ok, is the date and time on your PC correct?
#1526 [13:42] <sprocket> yes
#1527 [13:42] <Morrolan> Are you using windows?
#1528 [13:43] <sprocket> yup
#1529 [13:43] <Morrolan> Does your windows username happen to end with a "!" ?
#1530 [13:43] <sprocket> it might have been on the other computer I was using i thought ti might help if I tried it on two computers
#1531 [13:43] <sprocket> no it doesn't end with a !
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#1533 [13:43] <Morrolan> Hmm, ok, on the computer where it gives the "can't connect to minecraft.net" error, could you do the following?
#1534 [13:44] <Morrolan> ??> sprocket win/hosts
#1535 [13:44] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1536 [13:44] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#1537 [13:44] <sprocket> sure
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#1539 [13:46] <mib_ac3wk0> ok ... i need to know why my sons game will not load? and when i try to copy and send in the little message that pops up in the box can not be copied ? he has been unable to play this game for about 3 mon.
#1540 [13:46] <m0nk> ooooor just reset your router;:::
#1541 [13:46] <mib_ac3wk0> how do i do that?
#1542 [13:47] <Morrolan> mib_ac3wk0: Could you give some more information pleas?
#1543 [13:47] <Morrolan> please*
#1544 [13:47] <Morrolan> Like, when does it crash / not load?
#1545 [13:48] <mib_ac3wk0> ok we log in . click update when asked then it starts to load and we get as far as the apple picture thing the the messgae box pops up with the error info and tells us to copy and send to the email address then we try to copy and cant
#1546 [13:49] <Morrolan> mib_ac3wk0: Ok, which operating system are you using? (Windows, Mac, Linux)
#1547 [13:49] <sprocket> k i'm ready to paste it tell me when ur ready =)
#1548 [13:49] <mib_ac3wk0> windows vista on mine and windows xp on his
#1549 [13:49] <Morrolan> sprocket: Paste it on www.pastebin.com and give us the url :)
#1550 [13:49] <Morrolan> ??> mib_ac3wk0 win/reinst
#1551 [13:49] <VoxelHead> mib_ac3wk0: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1552 [13:49] <VoxelHead> mib_ac3wk0: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1553 [13:49] <Morrolan> mib_ac3wk0: Follow these instructions please. If it didn't help we'll try to help you further.
#1554 [13:50] <sprocket> I don't see a url thought it says something about copy right and has some ip adress's
#1555 [13:50] <Awesomeness> !isdown
#1556 [13:50] <Morrolan> Also, you have to do this on your son's PC ofcourse.
#1557 [13:50] <GreyBot> Awesomeness: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1558 [13:50] <sprocket> rhino.acme.com or x.acme.com
#1559 [13:50] <Morrolan> sprocket: Go to www.pastebin.com , paste the contents of that textfile in the textfield, hit "sumbit" and give us the address.
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#1561 [13:51] <mib_ac3wk0> ok im going to try that...brb
#1562 [13:51] <sprocket> k =)
#1563 [13:51] <Kelvin> what is everything that a map shows in minecraft?
#1564 [13:52] <Morrolan> Kelvin: Well, it shows a top-down view of the world in a 1:8 scale.
#1565 [13:52] <Kelvin> does it show buildings
#1566 [13:53] <Morrolan> Kelvin: Sure. It just shows a top-down view, as if you were a bird which flies over the map.
#1567 [13:53] <Kelvin> ok thanks
#1568 [13:54] <sprocket> k I just did it r u asking for the url at the top of my paste ?
#1569 [13:55] <Morrolan> sprocket: Exactly :)
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#1571 [13:56] <sprocket> http://pastebin.com/JA4GZQHi try that
#1572 [13:56] <McPlusPlus> "# Copyright (c) 1993-1999 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1573 [13:56] <Brett> Hi can someone help me, i went to play minecraft and i went to choose my world and my world wasnt there
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#1575 [13:57] <Morrolan> ??> Brett nullsave
#1576 [13:57] <VoxelHead> Brett: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#1577 [13:57] <VoxelHead> Brett: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#1578 [13:57] <Morrolan> sprocket: Hmm, this file is fine as well. Could it be that on this one computer where it's not working Minecraft is blocked by some security software?
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#1580 [13:59] <sprocket> it could be that. my parents have a block but it normally pops up with a blocker asking for a password to allow the program (minecraft) to make changes to the computer
#1581 [14:00] <Brett> no its not bloacked this is the same computer ive always used
#1582 [14:00] <Morrolan> sprocket: Hmm, yea. Well, it does work on one of the computers, right? So I suggest you wait a day, and if you still get "user not premium" on this computer we can help you further. :)
#1583 [14:00] <Morrolan> Brett: I did not talk to you. Follow the instructions I gave you earlier. ;)
#1584 [14:00] <mib_ac3wk0> yaaahhhh it workd thanx vry much... i have a happy son...:)
#1585 [14:00] <Morrolan> ??> Brett nullsave
#1586 [14:00] <VoxelHead> Brett: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#1587 [14:00] <VoxelHead> Brett: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#1588 [14:00] <Morrolan> mib_ac3wk0: You're welcome. :)
#1589 [14:02] <Brett> so how do i use mc edit?
#1590 [14:02] <Brett> o haha sorry morrolan my bad
#1591 [14:02] <Morrolan> Brett: Download it, open it, load the world, save it using ctrl-s. :)
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#1593 [14:02] <Brett> k ty
#1594 [14:02] <quaddle> hi getting an error message that says i can't connect to the server of my friend although this usually works. any reason for this?
#1595 [14:03] <Morrolan> quaddle: Well, do other servers work for you?
#1596 [14:03] <mib_yhcg47> jakto ze mi textury zablokovaly minecraft
#1597 [14:03] <sprocket> k so I have it on both computers open and one says something about a java update. the other says teh thing user not premium which one of those can I fix
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#1599 [14:03] <Morrolan> sprocket: Well, the "user not premium" should fix itself in a day or so.
#1600 [14:04] <Morrolan> If you still get it tomorrow come back and we'll show you where to ask for help. :9
#1601 [14:04] <Morrolan> :) *
#1602 [14:04] <sprocket> k thanks very much =)
#1603 [14:04] <Morrolan> mib_yhcg47: Sorry, no idea what you just said.
#1604 [14:04] <Brett> how do i load my world?
#1605 [14:04] <quaddle> actually i''m asking on behalf of my daughter who loves minecraft, i haven't played it but she only has one server address for a friend who plays i think
#1606 [14:05] <Morrolan> quaddle: Well, it can be two things. Either something changed on the PC of her friend, which doesn't let her connect anymore. Or something changed on her PC which blocks it.
#1607 [14:05] <mib_yhcg47> I have to release Minecraft texture then when I turned off the game
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#1609 [14:06] <mib_yhcg47> I have to release Minecraft texture then when I turned off the game
#1610 [14:06] <Morrolan> quaddle: Now, to check whether it's an issue of her PC it would be easiest if she could try to connect to another server.
#1611 [14:06] <Morrolan> quaddle: For example she could try to connect to minecraft.lethal-zone.eu
#1612 [14:06] <mib_yhcg47> who speak czech
#1613 [14:06] <quaddle> ok thanks, not our pc as we have tried on the two we usually use. we don't think the friend has done anything but we'll try that approach, is that the only other solution?
#1614 [14:06] <m0nk> chess chenye
#1615 [14:06] <mib_yhcg47> who speak czech
#1616 [14:06] <m0nk> :D
#1617 [14:07] <quaddle> we'll try the address you gave thx
#1618 [14:07] <Morrolan> quaddle: Yea. If you want you could also send me the IP of the server of her friend, then I could try to connect.
#1619 [14:08] <Morrolan> Brett: When you start up MCEdit, select "open a level". Then navigate to where the world was stored and open it.
#1620 [14:08] <Morrolan> Brett: In case you're using windows:
#1621 [14:09] <Morrolan> ??> Brett win/.minecraft
#1622 [14:09] <VoxelHead> Brett: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#1623 [14:09] <Morrolan> In there is a folder called saves, that's where the worlds are stored.
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#1626 [14:15] <IanIvy> Hey, minecraft says my copy of minecraft is unlicensed or is being used in a different location. I noticed the servers were lagging. What goes?
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#1628 [14:16] <TheNytangel> Did you guys miss me?
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#1631 [14:17] <Norbjerg> can any one help me?
#1632 [14:18] <Norbjerg> hallo.
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#1634 [14:18] <Thenre> is minecraft down?
#1635 [14:19] <Norbjerg> i need help i cant install minecraft it says "bad video card drive" ? what can i do
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#1638 [14:20] <meitar2011> hello im having an issue with my game is there anyone here?
#1639 [14:20] <IanIvy> wadup meitar?
#1640 [14:20] <meitar2011> hi :)
#1641 [14:21] <Norbjerg> hallo can any one help me here :)
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#1643 [14:21] <IanIvy> wats problem?
#1644 [14:21] <Norbjerg> i need help i cant install minecraft it says "bad video card drive" ? what can i do
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#1646 [14:21] <IanIvy> when does it say that?
#1647 [14:22] <mib_ajcf1j> hi?
#1648 [14:22] <Norbjerg> i yust buyd the game then i try to install it and then there comes a black screen and then it comes up white this "bad video card drive!
#1649 [14:22] <mib_ajcf1j> can I ask something?
#1650 [14:23] <IanIvy> latest drivers, norbjerg?
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#1652 [14:23] <Norbjerg> what you mean? sry bad english im from denmark
#1653 [14:24] <IanIvy> what video card?
#1654 [14:24] <Norbjerg> oh at my computer?
#1655 [14:24] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#1656 [14:24] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1657 [14:24] <IanIvy> yes, norbjerg
#1658 [14:25] <mib_ajcf1j> heelo, could I ask a question please?
#1659 [14:25] <Norbjerg> well i dont know. i got this computer for 5 years ago
#1660 [14:25] <_303> IanIvy: why were you asking for threadcheckhaspaid?
#1661 [14:25] <Norbjerg> but i yust use money to buy this game now i cant play it -.-
#1662 [14:25] <IanIvy> minecraft client says it is unlicensed or being used elsewhere. . first time
#1663 [14:26] <IanIvy> just changed my password
#1664 [14:26] <knyrf> IanIvy: Just ignore that
#1665 [14:26] <meitar2011> try updating java norbjerg
#1666 [14:26] <TheNytangel> mib_ajcf1j, what is it?
#1667 [14:26] <knyrf> Norbjerg: Update your video card drivers. Just like the message says
#1668 [14:26] <IanIvy> it stays on the screen. . .
#1669 [14:26] <xales> IanIvy: Are you using any mods?
#1670 [14:27] <IanIvy> nope nope
#1671 [14:27] <IanIvy> no mods
#1672 [14:27] <Norbjerg> ok i do cause all my friends are playing it and its look really cool! but its yust turns into a black screen and then pops up "bad video card drive" and a long massenge
#1673 [14:27] <mib_ajcf1j> I'll understand if I have to wait, but CAN you see my messages? plz answer once
#1674 [14:28] <IanIvy> norbjerg, google the name of your computer and "video card drivers"
#1675 [14:28] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: If you have a question, just ask it
#1676 [14:28] <mib_ajcf1j> ok
#1677 [14:28] <Norbjerg> ok thanks i try that
#1678 [14:28] <meitar2011> if someone would be able to SUPER multitask and help me I'll appreciate it
#1679 [14:29] <xales> meitar2011: If you have a question, just ask
#1680 [14:29] <meitar2011> ok cool i have minecraft running perfectly on a computer but when i try to open an minecraft copy on my other computer i get fps from2 to 12 and wired white lines on the side of blocks
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#1683 [14:29] <xales> meitar2011: You could try updating the drivers on the computer, but it sounds like the other computer just can't handle it
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#1685 [14:30] <PandaNinja223> Hello.
#1686 [14:30] <mitch1224> hey xales. Do you remember when lion comes out?
#1687 [14:30] <meitar2011> sursly its quit old but its not so week
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#1689 [14:30] <PandaNinja223> Can anyone help me?
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#1691 [14:30] <mib_ajcf1j> every time I try to start mc up, a error pops up: Pixel format not accelerated. (I really don't know what to do...)
#1692 [14:30] <TheNytangel> PandaNinja223, don't ask, just ask
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#1694 [14:31] <Hellcat> Oh mib, I had that problem!
#1695 [14:31] <mib_ajcf1j> ok, do you know how to fix it?
#1696 [14:31] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: Update your video card driver. Just like the message says
#1697 [14:31] * TheNytangel wishes Hellcat would say no.. :P
#1697 [14:31] <Hellcat> I don't know how they did it.
#1698 [14:31] <PandaNinja223> Ok, TheNytangel.
#1699 [14:31] <mib_ajcf1j> ok, hellcat
#1700 [14:32] <Hellcat> Anyway, Is anyone here
#1701 [14:32] <Hellcat> Greybot
#1702 [14:32] <PandaNinja223> I am getting a message saying Java (TM) Platform SE Binary has stopped working when I try to run Minecraft. I fixed this yesterday, now it doesn't work.
#1703 [14:32] <Hellcat> xales
#1704 [14:32] <xales> ??> PandaNinja223 win/reinst
#1705 [14:32] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1706 [14:32] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1707 [14:32] <xales> Hellcat: Yes?
#1708 [14:33] <Hellcat> I play beta, when I first started after the first night it said run out of memory
#1709 [14:33] * TheNytangel swears a lot
#1709 [14:33] <TheNytangel> I just hit my elbow on my laptop
#1710 [14:33] <xales> Hellcat: If you are on a 64-bit OS, install 64-bit Java. Otherwise, get more memory
#1711 [14:34] <mib_ajcf1j> every time I start mc, an error pops up: Pixel format not accelerated. (I really don't know what to do...)
#1712 [14:34] <mitch1224> Great. Ok, still only have the mall loading on my multi so im still trapped there.
#1713 [14:34] <mitch1224> thats video drivers.
#1714 [14:34] <mitch1224> you need to update them.
#1715 [14:34] <Hellcat> I guess i'll undownload the game and get a refund. I love this game but TO MANY DOWNLOADS
#1716 [14:34] <mib_ajcf1j> every time I start mc, an error pops up: Pixel format not accelerated. (I really don't know what to do...)
#1717 [14:35] <mitch1224> You need to update your video drivers.
#1718 [14:35] <mib_ajcf1j> mitch: are you talking to me?
#1719 [14:35] <PandaNinja223> I tried that but after it downloads, it Java (TM) Platform SE binary stops working.
#1720 [14:35] <mitch1224> Yes. I am talking to you.
#1721 [14:36] <mib_ajcf1j> ok
#1722 [14:36] <mib_ajcf1j> how can I update them?
#1723 [14:36] <mitch1224> I dont rememebr the site to do it on, xales, you know?
#1724 [14:36] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Windows?
#1725 [14:36] <Morrolan> mitch1224: Depends on his GPU after all.
#1726 [14:36] <mitch1224> I remember that was the first problem i had with minecraft.
#1727 [14:36] <mib_ajcf1j> morrolan: yeah windows
#1728 [14:37] <Morrolan> ??> mib_ajcf1j win/dxdiag
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#1730 [14:37] <VoxelHead> mib_ajcf1j: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1731 [14:37] <VoxelHead> mib_ajcf1j: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1732 [14:37] <xales> PandaNinja223: Reinstall Java
#1733 [14:37] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, then we'll be able to show you which driver to download.
#1734 [14:37] <PandaNinja223> xales: Sure thing..
#1735 [14:37] <Morrolan> Xales: Btw, on this entry:
#1736 [14:37] <mitch1224> Oh, right. I finished the massive wall around my house. So as long as Notch doesnt create flying creepers, i will only have siders, and they are the most useful hostile mob anyways
#1737 [14:37] <Morrolan> ??>> xales win/hosts
#1738 [14:38] <mib_ajcf1j> win/dxdiag?
#1739 [14:38] <Morrolan> Could you change the "paste it on pastebin" to "paste it on http://www.pastebin.com" ?
#1740 [14:38] <xales> Morrolan: Sure
#1741 [14:38] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: Follow the instructions that VoxelHead gave you
#1742 [14:38] <Morrolan> This way it might be clearer for people that they shouldn't paste it in the channel. :9
#1743 [14:38] <Morrolan> :) *
#1744 [14:39] <mib_ajcf1j> I don't get the instrucions! :(
#1745 [14:39] <xales> What part do you not understand?
#1746 [14:39] <mib_ajcf1j> like everything
#1747 [14:39] <mib_ajcf1j> (sorry)
#1748 [14:39] <xales> Start from the beginning. There is nothing complicated there
#1749 [14:40] <xales> Just do them step by step
#1750 [14:40] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: First, press the windows and the R key at the same time.
#1751 [14:40] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: If any of the steps is not clear give us a shout and we'll explain it some more.
#1752 [14:40] <mib_ajcf1j> lower-left windows button?
#1753 [14:40] <Morrolan> yep
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#1755 [14:41] <mib_ajcf1j> then he searches to all my files...
#1756 [14:41] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Press the win key and R
#1757 [14:41] <mib_ajcf1j> beginning with the r
#1758 [14:41] <Morrolan> at the same time, not win first and then r
#1759 [14:42] <mib_ajcf1j> i did!
#1760 [14:42] <mitch1224> I just started turning slowly in random directions and cant control myself well, turning wise.
#1761 [14:42] <mitch1224> I can move normally, but i just turning as if my minecraft character got drunk or something :/
#1762 [14:42] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, then do it this way: Press the win key AND KEEP IT PRESSED. Then Press the R key as well .
#1763 [14:43] <mib_ajcf1j> then he searches...( I have windows 7...)
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#1765 [14:43] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ugh. Which language are you using? (Of windows)
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#1768 [14:43] <mib_ajcf1j> dutch
#1769 [14:43] <mib_ajcf1j> (I'm dutch btw)
#1770 [14:44] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Actually, let's do it another way.
#1771 [14:44] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: Does it look like this? http://tothepc.com/img/2010/07/windows7-run-box.png
#1772 [14:44] <mib_ajcf1j> alright
#1773 [14:44] <PandaNinja223> xales: Reinstalling Java worked, but I am afraid this issue will happen again later or tomorrow.
#1774 [14:44] <xales> ??> PandaNinja223 javara
#1775 [14:44] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1776 [14:44] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Open a random folder
#1777 [14:44] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1778 [14:44] <mib_ajcf1j> nope
#1779 [14:44] <mitch1224> I seriously think my minecraft character is drunk or somehting... Why am i moving so creepily?
#1780 [14:45] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Then, when you've opened a random folder, do you see the address bar on top?
#1781 [14:45] <mib_ajcf1j> yeh
#1782 [14:45] <mitch1224> its like the mouse pad is part of it too, while the mouse is on.
#1783 [14:46] <mib_ajcf1j> wait, what? (sorry for slow understanding....)
#1784 [14:46] <mitch1224> you guys know why?
#1785 [14:46] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Oh, wait. I've messed up your issue. -.-
#1786 [14:46] <Morrolan> Sorry, nevermind me.
#1787 [14:46] <mib_ajcf1j> np
#1788 [14:46] <mitch1224> Xales, know why?
#1789 [14:46] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, in the searchbar in the startmenu, type in "dxdiag" (without the ""s)
#1790 [14:47] <xales> mitch1224: Restart Minecraft?
#1791 [14:47] <mib_ajcf1j> found it!
#1792 [14:47] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, open this application. :)
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#1794 [14:47] <mitch1224> Reopening now. I feel like im going to be the first person the robots kill on judgement day. Thats the terminator judgement day, not bible one.
#1795 [14:48] <mib_ajcf1j> did it
#1796 [14:48] <mib_ajcf1j> yes or no question...
#1797 [14:48] <PandaNinja223> xales: How do you use JavaRa?
#1798 [14:48] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Yes
#1799 [14:48] <mib_ajcf1j> ok
#1800 [14:48] <xales> PandaNinja223: I don't know. Just follow the instructions on the site
#1801 [14:48] <mitch1224> couldnt connect to minecraft.net, maybe its being attacked again or something. :/
#1802 [14:49] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Then, wait a bit until the progress bar on the lower right is complete.
#1803 [14:49] <mitch1224> Doubt it, but possibility. My internet is still up.
#1804 [14:49] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Afterwards, select "save all information" and save it somewhere to your desktop.
#1805 [14:49] <mib_ajcf1j> alright (lower left for me XD)
#1806 [14:49] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Works too. ^^
#1807 [14:49] <mib_ajcf1j> akright wait a minute..
#1808 [14:49] <Morrolan> Oh, it's on the lower left for me as well. ^^
#1809 [14:49] <mitch1224> I just hit play offline, and its working now.
#1810 [14:50] <mib_ajcf1j> done it
#1811 [14:50] <mitch1224> Except i lost all my achievements. Huh.
#1812 [14:51] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, now go to www.pastebin.com and paste the contents of that textfile there.
#1813 [14:51] <mitch1224> And statistics too.
#1814 [14:51] <Morrolan> Then, hit submit and give us the URL shown in the address bar of your browser.
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#1816 [14:52] <mitch1224> Do you know why i lost those on offline play?
#1817 [14:52] <Morrolan> mitch1224: Did you ever reinstall Minecraft?
#1818 [14:52] <mib_ajcf1j> 1 thing: which textfile + contents?
#1819 [14:52] <mitch1224> no.
#1820 [14:53] <mitch1224> I just exited out and got back in, then hit play offline because it couldnt connect to minecraft.net
#1821 [14:53] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Well, after pressing "save all information" it asked you where to save it, right?
#1822 [14:53] <mib_ajcf1j> yep
#1823 [14:54] <Morrolan> Open this file which was saved, and copy-paste everything in there to www.pastebin.com
#1824 [14:54] <mib_ajcf1j> ok whait a min.
#1825 [14:54] <mitch1224> and now its says its an unliscensed copy too? Why?
#1826 [14:54] <mitch1224> What? *Computer goes out window*
#1827 [14:55] <mitch1224> >.< *starts muttering about quality*
#1828 [14:57] <mib_ajcf1j> i'm a little suspicious... maybe you can hack my pc with all that files....
#1829 [14:57] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Well, either trust us or don't, it's up to you. ;)
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#1831 [14:57] <Morrolan> If you prefer I can also show you where you can find your video card.
#1832 [14:57] <Morrolan> Then you'll have to go look for the driver yourself though.
#1833 [14:57] <mitch1224> cant wait until lion comes out. Then i dont have to put up with all this crap from my laptop...
#1834 [14:58] <mib_ajcf1j> hmmm
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#1836 [14:58] <mitch1224> and that page is meant to help people with troubleshooting, cant hack or anything from it.
#1837 [14:58] <madalynn> hi
#1838 [14:58] <mib_ajcf1j> what did I have to do if I've pasted it to pastebin?
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#1840 [14:59] <mitch1224> Ok, morrolan, why is my computer trolling me again? Emphasis on AGAIN.
#1841 [14:59] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Hit the "submit" button. Then give us the URL shown in your address bar.
#1842 [14:59] <madalynn> when i try to play minecraft it says i have bad video drivers? any help?
#1843 [14:59] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Your address bar will look similar to this: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#1844 [14:59] <ciaran> im looking for help my launcher keeps shutting down when im in single player game
#1845 [14:59] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: No idea, really.
#1846 [15:00] <Morrolan> uuh
#1847 [15:00] <Morrolan> that "No idea, really." was directed at mitch1224 ,sorry
#1848 [15:00] <mitch1224> I should probly just keep this chat open 24/7.
#1849 [15:00] <Morrolan> madalynn: Windows?
#1850 [15:00] <mitch1224> And ya... im gonna try to connect to the site again.
#1851 [15:00] <Morrolan> ciaran: Windows?
#1852 [15:01] <madalynn> windows 7
#1853 [15:01] <Morrolan> ??> madalynn win/dxdiag
#1854 [15:01] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1855 [15:01] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1856 [15:01] <Morrolan> madalynn: or, wait, do you know how to update video drivers yourself?
#1857 [15:01] <mitch1224> ok, it connected to the site. Now lets see if it works right when it is connected.
#1858 [15:01] <mib_ajcf1j> i'm really scared my pc is going to be hacked....
#1859 [15:02] <madalynn> i think my video card is all screwed up btw
#1860 [15:02] <ciaran> windows 7
#1861 [15:02] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: There is absolutely nothing in there that could compromise the security of your computer
#1862 [15:02] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Look, in this case I'll just tell your where to find your video card and you'll go look for drivers yourself.
#1863 [15:02] <madalynn> it says i have 14mb of available graphics memory
#1864 [15:02] <Morrolan> ??> ciaran win/reinst
#1865 [15:02] <VoxelHead> ciaran: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1866 [15:02] <VoxelHead> ciaran: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1867 [15:02] <Morrolan> madalynn: Oh XD
#1868 [15:02] <madalynn> seems wayyyyy too low
#1869 [15:02] <Morrolan> madalynn: Well, it could very well be.
#1870 [15:02] <Morrolan> If you're using integrated graphics for example.
#1871 [15:03] <Kelvin> i have a question.... Me and my friend want to play custom maps together how do we do this.
#1872 [15:03] <mib_ajcf1j> hmmm.. what are you excactly going to do?
#1873 [15:03] <madalynn> what that?
#1874 [15:03] <Morrolan> madalynn: We can check, just to be sure.
#1875 [15:03] <Morrolan> ??> madalynn win/dxdiag
#1876 [15:03] <xales> Uh, if it has 16MB of VRAM, there is absolutely no chance of it running Minecraft
#1877 [15:03] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1878 [15:03] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1879 [15:03] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: Use the information to determine what graphics driver your computer needs
#1880 [15:03] <Michl3545> Kelvin: one of you could make a server
#1881 [15:03] <Kelvin> ok
#1882 [15:03] <madalynn> im not sure if this is related but i can do everything fine like play runescape, which seems like it would need more graphics than minecraft :P
#1883 [15:03] <mib_ajcf1j> sorry for all the questions, but are you guys volenteers?
#1884 [15:04] <Morrolan> Kelvin: You'll have to download the server software and forward the ports.
#1885 [15:04] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Yep
#1886 [15:04] <Morrolan> madalynn: Runescape is veeeery old, mind you.
#1887 [15:04] <mib_ajcf1j> alright here it is: http://pastebin.com/EFpaf49h
#1888 [15:04] <xales> madalynn: Minecraft is actually very complicated for your computer to process, despite it's retro style
#1889 [15:05] <Kelvin> he did that already but they will not be able to hear my voice when he puts it on youtube, if we both have skype or something like that is there a way for him to put my voice in the video
#1890 [15:05] <Morrolan> xales: From mib_ajcf1j's dxdiag: Dedicated Memory: 0 MB
#1891 [15:05] <Morrolan> Is that even possible?
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#1893 [15:05] <madalynn> ok then so much for what i know :P
#1894 [15:05] <mitch1224> and anything remotely complicated is too much for my computer to handle, even if it does have an extra gig of ram than it came with.
#1895 [15:06] <xales> Morrolan: Yes, it's a netbook..
#1896 [15:06] <Morrolan> Keltinray,: Well, he'll need to use a video editing software.
#1897 [15:06] <Morrolan> Xales: Oh, explainst it I guess.
#1898 [15:06] <Michl3545> Kelvin: Sure. He will just have to tell his video software to record your audio as well as his.
#1899 [15:06] <mib_ajcf1j> alright, what I have to do now?
#1900 [15:06] <Morrolan> explains*
#1901 [15:06] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: One second, we are finding the driver
#1902 [15:06] <mib_ajcf1j> ok
#1903 [15:06] <Kelvin> ok thanks
#1904 [15:07] <xales> mib_ajcf1j: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=19155&ProdId=3180&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20Home%20Premium%2C%2032-bit%20version*&DownloadType=%0ADrivers%0A
#1905 [15:07] <xales> Download that, and install it
#1906 [15:07] <madalynn> my computer say i have a Standard VGA Graphics Adapter, anyone know what that is?
#1907 [15:07] <mitch1224> I hate kansas weather. It can be 50 degrees one day, then 90 the next. And then theres the tornado paranoia after Joplin, and the tornado stereotypes... Kansas=annoying state.
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#1909 [15:07] <mitch1224> And the school system is really cheap.
#1910 [15:07] <xales> madalynn: It means there is no driver installed.
#1911 [15:08] <xales> In other words, it's more likely my printer would run Minecraft than it is your computer
#1912 [15:08] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: On the link xales gave you, hit "download", then select " I accept the terms in the license agreement"
#1913 [15:08] <madalynn> it says i have no new updates
#1914 [15:08] <mib_ajcf1j> did it
#1915 [15:08] <mitch1224> lol xales.
#1916 [15:08] <madalynn> do i not have a graphics card?
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#1918 [15:08] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Save the file somewhere, and run it.
#1919 [15:08] <xales> madalynn: You do, but for all intents and purposes, you might as well not
#1920 [15:09] <xales> It's very, very old, so old that it doesn't even have a driver that work on Windows
#1921 [15:09] <madalynn> well how do i get my card working?
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#1923 [15:09] <xales> madalynn: You can't.
#1924 [15:09] <mib_ajcf1j> ok morrolan did it
#1925 [15:09] <madalynn> my computer isnt old
#1926 [15:09] <xales> madalynn: It's not capable of running Minecraft, period
#1927 [15:09] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, so did you already install it?
#1928 [15:09] <mib_ajcf1j> yep
#1929 [15:10] <xales> ??> madalynn win/dxdiag
#1930 [15:10] <madalynn> can i get a replacement? or new card installed?
#1931 [15:10] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1932 [15:10] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Ok, you could try to run minecraft again now.
#1933 [15:10] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1934 [15:10] <mib_ajcf1j> ok
#1935 [15:10] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: Or, better yet, maybe restart your PC first.
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#1937 [15:10] <Morrolan> Just to make sure that it's installed properly.
#1938 [15:10] <madalynn> whats the Win key?
#1939 [15:10] <TheNytangel> Somebody asked me if I liked them or not.. what do I do?
#1940 [15:10] <mib_ajcf1j> morrolan: bad news: same pop-up
#1941 [15:10] <Morrolan> madalynn: The one with the windows logo on it. (The one with the little flag)
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#1943 [15:11] <TheNytangel> I know, turn off facebook chat and tell them later that the internet stopped :D
#1944 [15:11] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Well, do you like him/her ?
#1945 [15:11] <madalynn> ok lol start
#1946 [15:11] <TheNytangel> I have no idea
#1947 [15:11] <Morrolan> mib_ajcf1j: I'm afraid we can't do much then, sorry. Chances of getting Minecraft working on a Netbook are very slim.
#1948 [15:11] <madalynn> can i get a new graphics card?
#1949 [15:11] <TheNytangel> Do I or don't I like them..
#1950 [15:11] <xales> madalynn: Follow the instructions and we will tell you
#1951 [15:11] <TheNytangel> Am I gay or am I straight?
#1952 [15:12] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: So many questions, eh? :D
#1953 [15:12] <mr_sticky> what does it mean by pixel format not acelerated
#1954 [15:12] <TheNytangel> Lol
#1955 [15:12] <xales> mr_sticky: Update your video card driver
#1956 [15:12] <mib_ajcf1j> well, thanks although very much for you help, you guys are doing great work :) bye!
#1957 [15:12] <Morrolan> Have a nice day, mib_ajcf1j :)
#1958 [15:12] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, answer the last one? :P
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#1960 [15:12] <mib_3318ma> Hey, so I just bought minecraft after playing the PC Gamer demo (which worked fine) and now when I start it up in the browser, it updates and then gets stuck at "Done Loading."
#1961 [15:12] <mib_ert0i6> hello?
#1962 [15:12] <xales> Hello
#1963 [15:12] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Now why should I know whether you're gay or not? XD
#1964 [15:12] <xales> ??> mib_3318ma win/reinst
#1965 [15:12] <VoxelHead> mib_3318ma: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1966 [15:12] <VoxelHead> mib_3318ma: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1967 [15:12] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#1968 [15:12] <mr_sticky> how do i update my video card driver
#1969 [15:13] <mib_ert0i6> aubot
#1970 [15:13] <Morrolan> hey mib_ert0i6
#1971 [15:13] <mib_ajcf1j> it's a quarter past nine in the evening here in holland :) bye
#1972 [15:13] <xales> mr_sticky: Do you know what video card you have?
#1973 [15:13] <madalynn> it doesnt prompt me to do anything just lets me go to next page
#1974 [15:13] <mib_ert0i6> r u a like worker here aubot
#1975 [15:13] <mr_sticky> no
#1976 [15:13] <mib_3318ma> I have tried manually deleting everything many times
#1977 [15:13] <mib_3318ma> Still doesn't work
#1978 [15:13] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, take a guess?
#1979 [15:13] <mitch1224> aubot is a bot.
#1980 [15:13] <mitch1224> Along with voxelhead and greybot.
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#1982 [15:14] <xales> mib_3318ma: You deleted everything in the .minecraft folder?
#1983 [15:14] <mib_3318ma> When I use the desktop client and try playing offline, I get a black screen and when I try logging in on the client it says "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#1984 [15:14] <mib_3318ma> Yeah, I did
#1985 [15:14] <xales> mib_3318ma: Does your Windows username have an ! in it?
#1986 [15:14] <mib_3318ma> It does actually
#1987 [15:14] <mib_ert0i6> idk whats wrong with mine
#1988 [15:14] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Uuuh. Given the fact that a boy/man actually asks you whether you like him I'd go for gay.
#1989 [15:14] <mib_ert0i6> but i cant connect 2 any servers
#1990 [15:14] <xales> mib_3318ma: That's the problem - make a new user account (changing the username is not enough) and try it there
#1991 [15:14] <xales> mib_ert0i6: Why can't you?
#1992 [15:15] <xales> ??> mr_sticky win/dxdiag
#1993 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1994 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1995 [15:15] <mib_3318ma> Alright, I'll try that
#1996 [15:15] <TheNytangel> Lol Morrolan.. I would too, but I'm too afraid to ask them
#1997 [15:15] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#1998 [15:15] <TheNytangel> What am I saying?
#1999 [15:15] <mib_3318ma> thank you
#2000 [15:16] <madalynn> xales is it possible to even get a replacement graphics card for a laptop?
#2001 [15:16] <xales> madalynn: I won't know until you follow the directions
#2002 [15:16] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Nothing will leave this channel. (Apart from the chatlog, that is. Luckily most people don't know where to find it :p )
#2003 [15:16] <madalynn> it doesnt prompt me
#2004 [15:16] <TheNytangel> I does!
#2005 [15:16] <TheNytangel> In mIRC
#2006 [15:16] <xales> madalynn: It says "if it prompts you" - so just ignore that step, then
#2007 [15:16] <TheNytangel> Lemme go through the xchat files and find it..
#2008 [15:17] <TheNytangel> Found it ;)
#2009 [15:17] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: We should stop "spamming" this channel though, and let Xales do his work, don't think he's too happy with even more text here right now. ^^
#2010 [15:18] <xales> >.>
#2011 [15:18] <TheNytangel> T 1308597321 <TheNytangel> Lol Morrolan.. I would too, but I'm too afraid to ask them
#2012 [15:18] <TheNytangel> :P
#2013 [15:18] <TheNytangel> So....
#2014 [15:18] * JoelDaMole789 [JoelDaMole789@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2015 [15:18] <TheNytangel> >:( Morrolan, you just want somewhere quiet to ask me out!
#2016 [15:18] <TheNytangel> Lol jk
#2017 [15:19] <madalynn> xales there u go http://pastebin.com/ctYmMagZ
#2018 [15:19] <Morrolan> :p . Nah, I just guess (or actually know) that the last thing you need when it's busy here is unrelated chat.
#2019 [15:19] <TheNytangel> It isn't busy anymore
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#2021 [15:19] <Morrolan> True.
#2022 [15:19] <TheNytangel> But I would like to go somewhere else
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#2024 [15:20] <xales> madalynn: Download and install: ftp://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R168431.EXE
#2025 [15:20] <johnny> i'm having a bit of trouble running minecraft on my netbook. Is the game resource intensive or is it my netbook?
#2026 [15:20] <JoelDaMole789> Wow! This channel is PACKED! Anyways, I have a problem. I have just made a hamachi server (everyone hates them but my friend has a good one and I only joined the Minecraft world a week and a half ago) and I made a network and my friend joined and did some server basics, when i type my hamachi IP i can get in from the host PC but on anyone elses it does a timeout error!
#2027 [15:21] <TheNytangel> AuBot, I meant somewhere like.. pming
#2028 [15:21] <TheNytangel> Nub.
#2029 [15:21] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: bleh, Hamachi
#2030 [15:21] <xales> ??> JoelDaMole789 fubar/hamachi
#2031 [15:21] <VoxelHead> JoelDaMole789: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2032 [15:21] <VoxelHead> JoelDaMole789: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2033 [15:21] <xales> johnny: The game is very resource intensive, in fact
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#2035 [15:21] <madalynn> xales what does this download do?
#2036 [15:21] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: can you get on the server mc.kealper.com ?
#2037 [15:21] <xales> madalynn: It is the graphics driver for your computer
#2038 [15:22] <madalynn> oh
#2039 [15:22] <ferminter> Hey guys so on my minecraft server i keep spawning in random spots when i die, is it possible to set a certain place to where someone spawns
#2040 [15:22] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: it should say "Disconnected: You are not on white-list!" or something
#2041 [15:22] <xales> madalynn: It's from dell.com, and they kinda manufactured your computer. I think you can trust it
#2042 [15:22] <madalynn> you think i might be able to play mincraft then?
#2043 [15:22] <Kealper> ferminter: no
#2044 [15:22] <xales> Well, we won't know unless you try
#2045 [15:22] <murdrums> Anyone got any idea why I can't connect to my server using the IP, yet I can using localhost ? Im running it using the run.batch file, on windows 7 64bit, it worked fine before my computer suddenly crashed and had to be force shutdown using the power button.
#2046 [15:22] <johnny> xales: thank you. that is what I was thinking, but wanted to make sure I wasn't doing something wrong.
#2047 [15:22] <ferminter> its not possible?
#2048 [15:22] <JoelDaMole789> @Kealper i got a whilelist error
#2049 [15:22] <ferminter> so i just spawn in random areas everytime :(
#2050 [15:22] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: good, that means that it's not your problem, but your friend's server
#2051 [15:22] <xales> murdrums: The IP probably changed
#2052 [15:23] <murdrums> xales, already checked the IP i'm connecting too, made sure all ports were forwared, and my local IP has stayed the same
#2053 [15:23] <Michl3545> silly dynamic ips
#2054 [15:23] <JoelDaMole789> anyone recommend a different thing like hamachi then coz portforwarding sounds like a faf and i dont wanna screw up my internet
#2055 [15:23] <Kealper> ferminter: you spawn in an area around the spawn point, i'm sure there are mods to make you go right to the exact point, but those are out of the scope of this channel
#2056 [15:23] <mitch1224> hey kealper.
#2057 [15:24] <johnny> Does anyone know recommended system requirements?
#2058 [15:24] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: we only cover port forwarding in this channel, not 3rd party VPN software
#2059 [15:24] <xales> JoelDaMole789: Portforwarding is quite simple, and there is virtually no chance of breaking anything. Even then, it's simple to reset
#2060 [15:24] <xales> ??> johnny requirements
#2061 [15:24] <VoxelHead> johnny: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#2062 [15:24] <Kealper> johnny: if it can play modern games, it'll probably play Minecraft
#2063 [15:24] <JoelDaMole789> ok, how can i setup a minecraft server through portforwarding then?
#2064 [15:24] <mitch1224> I cant play modern games. That explains a lot.
#2065 [15:24] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: http://portforward.com
#2066 [15:25] <Michl3545> johnny: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2067 [15:25] <Michl3545> oops
#2068 [15:25] <murdrums> Anyone know the answer to my question apart from the suggestion xales gave
#2069 [15:25] <mitch1224> that doesnt tell you how to port forward anyways.
#2070 [15:25] <xales> !check 82.39.147.140
#2071 [15:25] <Michl3545> ...wrong person
#2072 [15:26] <xales> murdrums: Is the server running at the moment?
#2073 [15:26] <murdrums> yes
#2074 [15:26] <xales> murdrums: Are you connecting from the same connection the server is on?
#2075 [15:26] <murdrums> how the hell did you get my IP o.o
#2076 [15:26] <xales> murdrums: It's the Internet. Anything you connect to knows your IP.
#2077 [15:26] <murdrums> xales: yes, but friends on a totally different internet connection can't connect either
#2078 [15:26] <murdrums> I can however, connect with localhost
#2079 [15:27] <johnny> thank you all for your answers. I have a relatively new netbook, but i bet it's the RAM
#2080 [15:27] <xales> murdrums: Well, the port forward is not set up correctly then
#2081 [15:27] <Kealper> johnny: netbooks are known to be crappy playing Minecraft
#2082 [15:28] <murdrums> nothing has changed on the port forward, I had people yelling port forward at me last time my server broke after my computer crashed, and in the end it wasnt port forward, it was my local IP, but this time it isnt my local ip, and i've checked to make sure the ports are forwarded and nothing has changed
#2083 [15:28] <Kealper> murdrums: can you connect to your server using the local IP inside the port forwarding page?
#2084 [15:28] <Kealper> murdrums: because your internal IP probably changed
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#2086 [15:29] <Kealper> henceforth: breaking your port forwarding
#2087 [15:29] <murdrums> my internal IP is still 1.101
#2088 [15:29] <murdrums> last time it changed from 1.104
#2089 [15:29] <JoelDaMole789> is this bad?
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#2091 [15:29] <Kealper> it's 192.168.1.101 inside the forwarding page on your router, and you can connect to the server when you enter 192.168.1.101?
#2092 [15:29] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: is what bad?
#2093 [15:30] <amphibulus> I need help.
#2094 [15:30] <JoelDaMole789> it tells me to look for my IPv4 server, do i did, and it came up with my hamachi IP
#2095 [15:30] <JoelDaMole789> sorry not server, i mean adress
#2096 [15:30] <xales> JoelDaMole789: Look for the >other< one, then
#2097 [15:30] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: look harder
#2098 [15:30] <xales> ??> amphibulus ask
#2099 [15:30] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2100 [15:30] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2101 [15:30] <Kealper> JoelDaMole789: it's probably going to start with 192.168
#2102 [15:31] * Kealper has new leather sandals
#2102 [15:31] <amphibulus> If you accidentally delete a file in the minecraft.jar file opened up in WinRAR that is important, how do you fix it?
#2103 [15:31] <xales> Delete minecraft.jar and it will redownload it next time you launch Minecraft
#2104 [15:31] * dr_bibble [dr_bibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2105 [15:31] <JoelDaMole789> i'm tellin ya guys, the dreaded hamachi is coming to haunt me
#2106 [15:31] <amphibulus> Thanks!
#2107 [15:32] <JoelDaMole789> thats the only one.
#2108 [15:32] <Morrolan> grats, Kealper
#2109 [15:32] <dr_bibble> my minecrraft is messed up i keep trying to use a new minecraft.jar but i always get the same error even with a new jar
#2110 [15:32] <Michl3545> JoelDaMole789: did you try ipconfig /all
#2111 [15:32] <Morrolan> Though I don't really like sandals.
#2112 [15:32] <JoelDaMole789> yep thats what portforward.com asked me to do
#2113 [15:33] <JoelDaMole789> IPv4 adress:.......... 5.45.104.189 (thats the hamachi one)
#2114 [15:33] <xales> JoelDaMole789: There will be more than one address listed
#2115 [15:34] <JoelDaMole789> AAAH!! eureka moment.
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#2118 [15:35] <foxfire> It wont let me down load the game.
#2119 [15:35] <dr_bibble> does anyone know how to fix my issue
#2120 [15:35] <dr_bibble> with minecraft
#2121 [15:35] <xales> foxfire: Why won't it?
#2122 [15:35] <DopeGhoti> ??> dr_bibble error
#2123 [15:35] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2124 [15:35] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#2125 [15:36] <mitch1224> I just went through my Nether protal for the first time. It spawned me exactly next to a pool of lava, and thanks to the prtal effects i couldnt see. What a great welcome to the nether.
#2126 [15:36] <mibbulus> I'm back. What do we do if when we try to run Minecraft again to play it for fixing the WinRAR file problem, it won't run?
#2127 [15:36] <dr_bibble> it is in the earlier txt
#2128 [15:36] <Morrolan> dr_bibble: We need the error message though.
#2129 [15:36] <xales> mibbulus: Delete everything in the .minecraft folder, except for saves
#2130 [15:36] <Morrolan> dr_bibble: paste it on www.pastie.org
#2131 [15:36] <dr_bibble> ok one moment
#2132 [15:36] <mibbulus> O.k. Thanks.
#2133 [15:37] <foxfire> I do not know. I have friends that are playing and I want to try it out before I buy it. And I click the down load and the launcher comes up.tells me the game isn't downloaded.
#2134 [15:37] <dr_bibble> it dosent say exactly it has to do with the minecraft.jar though
#2135 [15:38] <xales> dr_bibble: Just give us the error
#2136 [15:38] <dr_bibble> like it cant find the proper one
#2137 [15:38] <Morrolan> dr_bibble: Doesn't matter, the error please. ;)
#2138 [15:38] <xales> foxfire: The game isn't free; if you want to play it, you have to download the demo
#2139 [15:38] <xales> ??> foxfire demo
#2140 [15:38] <VoxelHead> foxfire: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2141 [15:38] <VoxelHead> foxfire: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2142 [15:39] <Michl3545> ...why would anyone WANT to use hamachi?
#2143 [15:39] <Morrolan> Because they're too lazy to portforward, Michl3545.
#2144 [15:39] <foxfire> they told me I could download it and play it by myself with out buying it.
#2145 [15:39] <Morrolan> foxfire: They told you wrong then.
#2146 [15:39] <Morrolan> Just try the demo.
#2147 [15:39] <Michl3545> ah
#2148 [15:40] <Michl3545> Perhaps they don't know the password to their parents router...
#2149 [15:40] <Michl3545> I had that problem for a while :)
#2150 [15:41] <xales> foxfire: You can't
#2151 [15:41] <xales> foxfire: You can only use the demo
#2152 [15:41] <Morrolan> Michl3545: Yep, that might be an issue as well.
#2153 [15:41] <foxfire> I am confused. I am sitting next to my friend playing the actual game. And she hasn't bought it. She isn't playing on a server. Just by herself.
#2154 [15:41] <Michl3545> *cough* illegal *cough*
#2155 [15:42] <DopeGhoti> foxfire: then she is a thief.
#2156 [15:42] <DopeGhoti> (or playing Creative)
#2157 [15:42] <dr_bibble> error occured (4):/leighann*******/library/application support/ minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar9 no such file or directory
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#2159 [15:42] <dr_bibble> part of it was cut of
#2160 [15:42] <DopeGhoti> ??> dr_bibble pastebin
#2161 [15:42] <foxfire> She downloaded it from the site, she is using a mac.
#2162 [15:42] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2163 [15:42] <Morrolan> foxfire: Look, you can NOT download the game legally without having bought it, period. ;)
#2164 [15:43] <Morrolan> Ah, one more pirate I guess.
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#2166 [15:43] <DopeGhoti> yohoho
#2167 [15:43] <Morrolan> and a buddle of rum!
#2168 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 4
#2169 [15:44] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 4 = We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues ] ... set by [ dopeghoti/msg | Fri Jun 10 12:03:52 MST 2011 ]
#2170 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> oops
#2171 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 5
#2172 [15:44] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 5 = No, we will not help you to steal the game. ] ... set by [ DopeGhoti | Thu Jun 16 11:50:15 MST 2011 ]
#2173 [15:44] <dr_bibble> so then how do i fix it
#2174 [15:44] <Morrolan> dr_bibble: Is that the whole error?
#2175 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: first, by pastebinning the _entire_ error
#2176 [15:44] <Morrolan> If yes then you'll have to wait for a mac guy.
#2177 [15:44] <DopeGhoti> not a cut-off version
#2178 [15:45] <DopeGhoti> ?? specific
#2179 [15:45] <VoxelHead> specific: Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2180 [15:45] <VoxelHead> specific: NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#2181 [15:45] <dr_bibble> the first couple of words might have been cut off by my screen tht is as clodse as i can get
#2182 [15:45] <DopeGhoti> ??> dr_bibble mac/reinst
#2183 [15:45] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2184 [15:45] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2185 [15:46] <JoelDaMole> On my firewall rules for port forwarding the portforward.com site says 'If you are unsure if the program you are using will use these ports for inbound or outbound traffic, repeat the process for both inbound and outbound.' which one should i actually use?
#2186 [15:46] <DopeGhoti> Inbound
#2187 [15:46] <JoelDaMole> ok, thanks.
#2188 [15:46] <dr_bibble> thank you i will try tht
#2189 [15:47] <DopeGhoti> o/
#2190 [15:47] <mitch1224> Ya... till dont have anything loading other than the mall on the server im on normally.\
#2191 [15:47] <mitch1224> ITs been about a week.
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#2193 [15:49] <Vivek> morrolan, ive got my problem sorted now (remember me :P) can i refer a friend here
#2194 [15:49] <Morrolan> sure thing, Vivek
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#2196 [15:49] <Vivek> more druver problems
#2197 [15:49] <Vivek> driver
#2198 [15:49] <JoelDaMole> So I only have to do the TCP one, not the UDP one?
#2199 [15:49] <mitch1224> Now i have a much better reason to be antisocial. But if i go to a mall, the rest of the world will disappear!"
#2200 [15:49] <Vivek> another sprocket! i thought i was the only one
#2201 [15:49] <sprocket> Yep thats mine
#2202 [15:49] <dr_bibble> i still get the same error even after deleting the bin
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#2204 [15:50] <dr_bibble> this happened when i tried to install mods
#2205 [15:50] <sprocket> driver prob
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#2207 [15:50] <sprocket> HELP
#2208 [15:50] <xales> dr_bibble: Delete everything in the folder except for "saves"
#2209 [15:50] <Vivek> right, this sprocket here is the guy i am refering
#2210 [15:50] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: in the same directory, delete _everything_ other than the saves/ directory
#2211 [15:50] <Vivek> he gets the open gl error
#2212 [15:50] <dr_bibble> o i try tht now
#2213 [15:51] <xales> Vivek: He's also not very patient, is he
#2214 [15:51] <Vivek> and ive tried to help but couldnt get very far
#2215 [15:51] <Vivek> lol where did he go, ill skype him
#2216 [15:51] <murdrums> This is annoying me a lot, i've connected to the server in the router. It finds a connection, i've checked the port forwards, i've reset the router and modem, i've made sure my local ip is the same, and i've made sure im connecting to the correct external ip
#2217 [15:51] <JoelDaMole> in regards to portforwarding, i only have to do the TCP one that portforward.com explains and not the UDP one that they also explain
#2218 [15:51] <murdrums> Yet people who arent on my local network STILL cant connect
#2219 [15:51] <JoelDaMole> do i?
#2220 [15:51] <xolotl> JoelDaMole: Minecraft only uses TCP
#2221 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> JoelDaMole: just TCP; not UDP
#2222 [15:52] <xolotl> JoelDaMole: There's no harm in forwarding UDP as well, but it's unnecessary and doesn't provide any actual benefit
#2223 [15:52] <JoelDaMole> ok, thanks. I'm kinda new to this knole thing.
#2224 [15:52] <xales> murdrums: Is the server-ip line in server.properties empty?
#2225 [15:52] <JoelDaMole> *knole = whole
#2226 [15:52] <murdrums> yes xales
#2227 [15:52] <mitch1224> im getting a bit annoyed with minecraft, gonna go play assassins creed or something.
#2228 [15:52] <Morrolan> I'll be off for today, have a nice day
#2229 [15:52] <mitch1224> Maybe try halo chess.
#2230 [15:52] <xales> murdrums: Are you absolutely positive your IP hasn't changed? >.>
#2231 [15:52] <JoelDaMole> Do i call the service 'Name1' or is that a standard and i should name it something else?
#2232 [15:52] <murdrums> 150%
#2233 [15:53] <xales> JoelDaMole: it doesn't matter
#2234 [15:53] <JoelDaMole> ok.
#2235 [15:54] <JoelDaMole> ok, i have done that. What should i put in the server.properties file (im guessing server-port is 25565, but what about server-ip
#2236 [15:54] <xales> Leave server-ip blank
#2237 [15:55] <JoelDaMole> ok. i had a hamachi one, will leaving it blank allow me to transfer the world (which i could only make on the host PC) over to this brand spanking new one?
#2238 [15:55] <DopeGhoti> the world doesn't care what IP it's running on
#2239 [15:55] <Vivek> i use a hamachi server :)
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#2241 [15:55] <DopeGhoti> just leave that setting blank
#2242 [15:56] <DopeGhoti> and for the love of $deity, uninstall Hamachi
#2243 [15:56] <DopeGhoti> it's evil
#2244 [15:56] <JoelDaMole> ok.
#2245 [15:56] <Vivek> yeah, i cant have more than 3 people without lag on my hamach i srever
#2246 [15:56] <Vivek> server
#2247 [15:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> Vivek fubar/hamachi
#2248 [15:56] <dr_bibble> stil the sane error
#2249 [15:57] <VoxelHead> Vivek: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2250 [15:57] <VoxelHead> Vivek: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2251 [15:57] <DopeGhoti> ??> dr_bibble mac/profile
#2252 [15:57] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2253 [15:57] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2254 [15:57] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: and don't install _any_ mods!
#2255 [15:57] <dr_bibble> got it
#2256 [15:57] <JoelDaMole> some of LogMeIn's things like join.me for example are handy and rather good. But im getting rid of Hamachi now! And to the relief of many minecraft entheusiasts im guessing.
#2257 [15:58] <Vivek> right... don't get what that means right now but thanks for the info, i'll try it sometime
#2258 [15:58] <Hexaholic> You guys seen on pastebin? Lulzsec and Anonymous, Posting a ton load of passwords for everything!
#2259 [15:59] <JoelDaMole> [phew...] Don't worry fellas, he's gone.
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#2261 [15:59] <Vivek> also, i have a problem with the elemental arrows mod, it does not let me pick up arrows from the workbench
#2262 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> ??> Vivek mods
#2263 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Vivek: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2264 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Vivek: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2265 [16:00] <Vivek> ahh that should help, thanks, im using a mod from risu too :)
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#2269 [16:03] <mib_6vvfkk> Hello, know every one the "Loadlibary failed with error 162"?
#2270 [16:03] <JoelDaMole> what numbers do i hammer into minecraft to get to this server i just made?
#2271 [16:03] <therandomlamp> hey guys
#2272 [16:04] <xales> JoelDaMole: 127.0.0.1
#2273 [16:04] <xales> Hello, therandomlamp
#2274 [16:04] <therandomlamp> have any of u got fatal errors before?
#2275 [16:04] <JoelDaMole> ok. what about from other peoples computers
#2276 [16:04] <xales> mib_6vvfkk: Please copy the entire error to http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link
#2277 [16:04] <xales> JoelDaMole: They will use your public IP, which you can find at http://whatismyip.org/
#2278 [16:04] <xales> ??> therandomlamp error
#2279 [16:04] <VoxelHead> therandomlamp: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2280 [16:04] <VoxelHead> therandomlamp: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
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#2282 [16:04] <therandomlamp> i cant go on servers cuz of fatal error 7
#2283 [16:04] <JoelDaMole> does that need the :25565 at the end?
#2284 [16:05] <xales> JoelDaMole: No
#2285 [16:05] <xales> therandomlamp: What is the >exact< error?
#2286 [16:05] <therandomlamp> want me to type the full sentence?
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#2288 [16:05] <xales> therandomlamp: Yes
#2289 [16:05] <therandomlamp> ok hold on
#2290 [16:07] <mib_6vvfkk> http://pastebin.com/YkA7wpXt
#2291 [16:07] <McPlusPlus> "LoadlibaryError - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2292 [16:07] <JoelDaMole> I can get in from the host PC on the 127.0.0.1, but not the external IP. will that ONLY work on PCs outside my LAN? if so, i can get my neighbour to test it (so long as he's not on my blinkin Wi-Fi again!)
#2293 [16:07] <therandomlamp> an error occured while loading the applet. please contact support to resolve the issue. fatal error (7): com.mojang.minecraft/applet
#2294 [16:07] <xales> JoelDaMole: Most likely, yes
#2295 [16:07] <JoelDaMole> ok, ill get a tester.
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#2297 [16:08] <xales> mib_6vvfkk: What OS are you on?
#2298 [16:08] <therandomlamp> any suggestions?
#2299 [16:08] <xales> therandomlamp: Are you trying to play Beta?
#2300 [16:08] <JoelDaMole> will it still work if he still has hamachi?
#2301 [16:08] <xales> JoelDaMole: yes
#2302 [16:08] <therandomlamp> ya the multyplayer free
#2303 [16:08] <mib_6vvfkk> win7 64.bit
#2304 [16:08] <xales> ??> mib_6vvfkk win/reinst
#2305 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mib_6vvfkk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2306 [16:08] <VoxelHead> mib_6vvfkk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2307 [16:09] <xales> therandomlamp: Beta is not free; Classic is
#2308 [16:09] <therandomlamp> ya the classic multiplayer
#2309 [16:09] <xales> Try using a different browser
#2310 [16:09] <therandomlamp> ?
#2311 [16:09] <therandomlamp> like safari
#2312 [16:09] <xales> Try using a different browser
#2313 [16:09] <therandomlamp> im on mazilla
#2314 [16:09] <xales> Try Google Chrome
#2315 [16:09] <therandomlamp> google chrome?
#2316 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> mazilla? Is that some new fork of Mozilla?
#2317 [16:10] <therandomlamp> can i get on the same servers?
#2318 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> Yes.
#2319 [16:10] <therandomlamp> ill try
#2320 [16:10] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: I wanted to say that, but I'm kinda in a bad mood.
#2321 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> therandomlamp: www.google.com/chrome
#2322 [16:10] <mib_6vvfkk> that has not helped
#2323 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_6vvfkk win/profile
#2324 [16:10] <VoxelHead> mib_6vvfkk: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2325 [16:10] <VoxelHead> mib_6vvfkk: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2326 [16:10] <xales> DopeGhoti: I believe it's some form of hybrid of mozzarella and mozilla
#2327 [16:11] <DopeGhoti> xales: open-source cheese browsers?
#2328 [16:11] * _303 hands VoxelHead some mazilla
#2328 [16:11] * VoxelHead isn't all that talkative in here, because Xolol doesn't like me.
#2328 [16:11] <therandomlamp> i installed it
#2329 [16:11] <_303> :< you will be missed
#2330 [16:11] <Awesomeness> Mazilla, I think it's a cheese grinder company, not being funny
#2331 [16:11] <xales> DopeGhoti: It's all the rage these days
#2332 [16:11] <Awesomeness> I saw something like that in Lithuania
#2333 [16:11] * Kealper proposes a command that cold be said in chat to enable/disable vox in here
#2333 [16:12] <Kealper> could*
#2334 [16:12] <therandomlamp> xales now what
#2335 [16:12] <Awesomeness> You install it?
#2336 [16:12] <therandomlamp> ya
#2337 [16:12] <therandomlamp> how do i get on it?
#2338 [16:12] <xales> therandomlamp: Uh, try playing Classic in it?
#2339 [16:12] <Awesomeness> You launch it?
#2340 [16:13] <therandomlamp> how do i get on google chrome? i just inatalled it
#2341 [16:13] <therandomlamp> *installed
#2342 [16:13] <DopeGhoti> therandomlamp: okay, now run what you just installed.
#2343 [16:13] <Awesomeness> You double click the icon on your desktop that says Google Chrome
#2344 [16:13] <therandomlamp> ok
#2345 [16:14] <therandomlamp> oh ok
#2346 [16:14] <therandomlamp> its installing
#2347 [16:14] <therandomlamp> nope
#2348 [16:15] <therandomlamp> it could not install
#2349 [16:15] <Awesomeness> I thought you said you already installed it?
#2350 [16:15] <therandomlamp> idk what happened
#2351 [16:15] <Awesomeness> Uh
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#2354 [16:15] <therandomlamp> WTF? im on!
#2355 [16:15] <Awesomeness> That's nice, now try playing calssic.
#2356 [16:16] <Awesomeness> *classic
#2357 [16:16] <therandomlamp> ok
#2358 [16:17] <therandomlamp> now it says to update java
#2359 [16:17] <Awesomeness> Do you know how to update Java?
#2360 [16:18] <JoelDaMole> I just learned something about my friend who was gonna test my Minecraft, he's a very naughty boy.
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#2363 [16:18] <JoelDaMole> He won't admit it, but he could not login with the error 'User not premium'. Does this mean he got a cracked download of Minecraft.
#2364 [16:18] <JoelDaMole> ?
#2365 [16:19] <Awesomeness> Most likely
#2366 [16:19] <Mac> May I have help? Or is someone else being helped at the moment?
#2367 [16:19] <JoelDaMole> lol hes soo stupid thinking he can get away with it.
#2368 [16:19] <Awesomeness> Or, maybe he just downloaded Minecraft, and didn't pay for it
#2369 [16:19] <therandomlamp> ug
#2370 [16:20] <Awesomeness> Like, the Client, you can download it for no charge, but it wont download the files unless you log in
#2371 [16:20] <Awesomeness> so it really does not matter.
#2372 [16:20] <Loki2U> Really?
#2373 [16:20] <Loki2U> I mean I just went ahead and bought iut
#2374 [16:20] <Awesomeness> ??> Mac ask
#2375 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Mac: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2376 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Mac: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2377 [16:20] <therandomlamp> i click install and it says installing but after it says its done nothing happens
#2378 [16:21] <Mac> I came here with this problem before, but it didn't get fixed. Minecraft is freezing randomly, then closing.
#2379 [16:21] <Awesomeness> therandomlamp, go to your desktop, click the Google Chrome icon.
#2380 [16:21] <Awesomeness> and launch it.
#2381 [16:21] <Awesomeness> ??> Mac win/reinst
#2382 [16:21] <VoxelHead> Mac: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2383 [16:21] <VoxelHead> Mac: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2384 [16:21] <Mac> I reinstalled Minecraft and java.
#2385 [16:21] <Mac> No mods, no texture packs.
#2386 [16:21] <Awesomeness> ??> Mac win/dxdiag
#2387 [16:22] <VoxelHead> Mac: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2388 [16:22] <VoxelHead> Mac: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2389 [16:22] <therandomlamp> ok i did that
#2390 [16:23] <Mac> http://pastebin.com/d8vk4h7P
#2391 [16:23] <therandomlamp> and it says the java plug in is out of date
#2392 [16:23] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2393 [16:24] <xales> therandomlamp: So update it
#2394 [16:24] <therandomlamp> but i tried
#2395 [16:24] <Awesomeness> xales: can you help random, I'll help Mac
#2396 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> Mac: your GPU driver is two years old.
#2397 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> Mac gpu/intel
#2398 [16:25] <JoelDaMole> That's a fairly decent PC you got there Mac, i love Windows 7 (although mine's a Quad Core :D) lol i'd pick urs over my old vista anyday)
#2399 [16:25] <VoxelHead> Mac: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#2400 [16:25] <Mac> How is it two years old O.o I just got this computer in January.
#2401 [16:26] <Awesomeness> Doesn't matter, if you bought it from a store, it could of sat there for ages
#2402 [16:26] <xales> Mac: The computer doesn't ship with the latest software installed on it
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#2404 [16:26] <DopeGhoti> Driver Date/Size: 9/1/2009 23:54:14, 5617664 bytes
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#2406 [16:27] <Awesomeness> Lol @ techies sitting up at 12am installing drivers
#2407 [16:27] <quaddle> trying to download server latest java installed but just getting unhelpful error message saying did not load tried reinstalling java but still no good
#2408 [16:27] <xales> ??> quaddle error
#2409 [16:27] <VoxelHead> quaddle: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2410 [16:27] <quaddle> any thoughts on this?
#2411 [16:28] <VoxelHead> quaddle: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#2412 [16:28] <therandomlamp> hmm
#2413 [16:28] <therandomlamp> its not letting me update java
#2414 [16:28] <xales> therandomlamp: http://java.com/
#2415 [16:28] <therandomlamp> and i think thats what i need 2 do
#2416 [16:28] <therandomlamp> i know how to
#2417 [16:28] <therandomlamp> but its not letting me
#2418 [16:29] <xales> Uh, okay
#2419 [16:29] <xales> Do you want me to help you? Because "not letting me" doesn't mean anything
#2420 [16:29] <DopeGhoti> then clearly you are doing it wrong.
#2421 [16:29] <xales> ^
#2422 [16:29] <therandomlamp> hmm
#2423 [16:30] <therandomlamp> well it says i downloaded it then nothing happens
#2424 [16:30] <JoelDaMole> You you guys get the same kinda people with the same kinda questions every time you come on here?
#2425 [16:30] <Awesomeness> You must INSTALL it.
#2426 [16:30] <Awesomeness> Not just download.
#2427 [16:30] <therandomlamp> i have java
#2428 [16:30] <Awesomeness> Yes, an OLDER version of Java.
#2429 [16:30] <xales> DopeGhoti: I'm somewhat excited; my mother's office is throwing away some HP ProLiant server, which I think shipped with 24GB of RAM :)
#2430 [16:30] <DopeGhoti> JoelDaMole: more or less, yes.
#2431 [16:30] <therandomlamp> but the "newest version of java is availible"
#2432 [16:30] <DopeGhoti> xales: nice!
#2433 [16:31] <therandomlamp> i click install and nothing happens
#2434 [16:31] <DopeGhoti> "nothing happens" is incorrect.
#2435 [16:32] <therandomlamp> oh. well when i click install the screen closes and i have no notifications that the java update is succesfull
#2436 [16:33] <xales> DopeGhoti: Rather painful to sit in traffic for 45 minutes to get to her office; not possible to carry a 2U server on a train >.>
#2437 [16:33] <JoelDaMole> wow imagine sticking ur minecraft server on this http://www.lambda-tek.com/componentshop/index.pl?origin=gbase20.5&prodID=B587931
#2438 [16:34] <xales> JoelDaMole: http://goo.gl/N5zGD
#2439 [16:34] <therandomlamp> do you have to be adminnistrator to update java?
#2440 [16:34] <Michl3545> yes
#2441 [16:34] <xolotl> Yeah, was about to say, that lambda-tek link isn't really that droolworthy, server-class hardwarewise
#2442 [16:35] <therandomlamp> crap. im not administrater
#2443 [16:35] <Awesomeness> xales, does that mean private hosted server? :D
#2444 [16:35] <xales> Awesomeness: What?
#2445 [16:35] <therandomlamp> i need 2 log on my parents account and update java.
#2446 [16:35] <JoelDaMole> but the server seems pretty good. a minecraft server would 'look nice' on there
#2447 [16:35] <Awesomeness> xales: does that mean you'll host your own server?
#2448 [16:35] <xales> Uh, no
#2449 [16:36] <Michl3545> therandomlamp: just use Run As
#2450 [16:36] <xolotl> What we need is an HP iLO firmware which'll serve minecraft on its OOB channels
#2451 [16:36] <xolotl> :)
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#2453 [16:36] <therandomlamp> run as?
#2454 [16:36] <Michl3545> therandomlamp: that way you don't need to log off. just right click on the executable to update java, and use the run as option
#2455 [16:36] <Awesomeness> random, if you can, you might want to ask your parents permission, we wont be held responsible if you get in any kind of trouble.
#2456 [16:37] <Michl3545> it is just updating java
#2457 [16:37] <therandomlamp> awsemeness thats not a problem they dont care
#2458 [16:38] <DopeGhoti> xales: I'd make the drive, personally.
#2459 [16:38] <DopeGhoti> Proliants are pretty great.
#2460 [16:39] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: Hi
#2461 [16:39] <xales> DopeGhoti: I plan to, but I won't have the block of free time for a couple of days
#2462 [16:39] <JoelDaMole> good old administrator stuff. My friend had the XP Media Centre Edition. When logging in press Ctrl+Alt and delete twice and a different thing comes up. You type administrator as username and leave password blank. then went into user accounts and deleted his dads accound and made himself admin. He was 9 at the time. I have tought him well
#2463 [16:39] <Awesomeness> Joel: I was first moderator on a forum when I was 7. ^___^
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#2465 [16:40] <JoelDaMole> thats pretty impressive. But you are 'awesome'
#2466 [16:40] <Awesomeness> :3
#2467 [16:40] <DopeGhoti> JoelDaMole: "taught"
#2468 [16:40] <Michl3545> wow, that PC had terrible security
#2469 [16:40] <DopeGhoti> Michl3545: it was Windows. What do you expect?
#2470 [16:40] <Michl3545> my dad didn't make it so easy for me
#2471 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> heh
#2472 [16:41] <JoelDaMole> Apologies for my grammar. Its been a long day and its nearly the end of the day where i am (good old England WOOP WOOP!)
#2473 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> my dad's idea of a 'computer' was his accountant.
#2474 [16:41] <therandomlamp> how do u get 2 the run as option?
#2475 [16:41] <DopeGhoti> ??> therandomlamp dont/tweet
#2476 [16:41] <therandomlamp> i cant find it
#2477 [16:41] <VoxelHead> therandomlamp: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#2478 [16:41] <Awesomeness> how do you get the what?
#2479 [16:42] <Michl3545> i had to replace a startup application with a program of my own to get admin access
#2480 [16:42] <therandomlamp> oh
#2481 [16:42] <xales> Michl3545: You could just boot into a different OS and just change the password
#2482 [16:42] <xales> s/just//
#2483 [16:42] <Michl3545> i didn't want him to know
#2484 [16:42] <Michl3545> so i dumped his hashes
#2485 [16:42] <Michl3545> and cracked them
#2486 [16:42] <xales> Change password, make new hidden administrator, revert change
#2487 [16:43] <Michl3545> problem is, he actually uses computer management, so he would have noticed
#2488 [16:43] <Awesomeness> Mr. xales, may I interest you in a wallpaper?
#2489 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> I made a user account called "Local Service" on my hich school's domain; they never noticed I had domain admin provileges for the district.
#2490 [16:44] <xales> Nope
#2491 [16:44] <Awesomeness> :(
#2492 [16:44] <Michl3545> lol
#2493 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> s/hich/high/
#2494 [16:44] <xales> Michl3545: That's the purpose of hiding it :)
#2495 [16:44] <therandomlamp> are you guys like experts on the computer?
#2496 [16:44] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti, convince xales my wallpapers don't suck. D:
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#2498 [16:44] <xales> Awesomeness: I like the wallpaper I have, thanks >.>
#2499 [16:44] <Awesomeness> Not experts, just everyday stuffs.
#2500 [16:44] <Loki2U> heh
#2501 [16:44] <JoelDaMole> lol its much easier for me. I could take over the house. my sister was being all territorial with the iPad (she's not that 'tech-savvy') and i put wouldn't let her have it. She got it 'by force' and i was told as long as I don't go into her room and annoy her, im ok. That gave me an idea. Went onto mobileme, and wiped the ipad (and locked it)
#2502 [16:44] <therandomlamp> oh ok
#2503 [16:44] <Loki2U> Good answer Awesomeness
#2504 [16:45] <bernard> Hello, I am getting random lag. The only mod I use is INVedit.
#2505 [16:45] <Michl3545> DopeGhoti: I have this aversion to creating users. I just dumped their hashes and cracked the local admin pass
#2506 [16:45] <Awesomeness> INVedit is a program. derp
#2507 [16:45] <therandomlamp> so i need to update java, then hope that works
#2508 [16:45] <bernard> Yeah, whatever.
#2509 [16:45] <Awesomeness> ??> bernard win/dxdiag
#2510 [16:45] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2511 [16:45] <VoxelHead> bernard: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2512 [16:46] <Michl3545> JoelDaMole: lol
#2513 [16:46] <Diablodoct0r> http://artige.no/bilde/4824
#2514 [16:46] <McPlusPlus> "Artige bilder" at artige.no
#2515 [16:46] <JoelDaMole> This seems to stop being a minecraft forum and is becoming a hacking forum! we must start talking about 'how to open google chrome' and 'how much hamachi fails' again!
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#2517 [16:46] <therandomlamp> ill see you guys late ri guess
#2518 [16:46] <Michl3545> it seems like most of what is done here is finding driver updates
#2519 [16:47] <therandomlamp> you guys are great, its just i have some bad luck.
#2520 [16:47] <Awesomeness> Hacking?
#2521 [16:47] <Awesomeness> Making your account admin is not hacking.
#2522 [16:47] <JoelDaMole> Mitch13545: i guess so. Hopefully you are not from the UK as there is a kid in my school called mitch who owes me money.
#2523 [16:47] <PandaNinja223> I'm getting random lag in Minecraft when I use INVedit. I put my rendering to Tiny. Still not working...
#2524 [16:47] <Michl3545> lol, we got a bit off topic
#2525 [16:48] <therandomlamp> bye
#2526 [16:48] <Awesomeness> ??> PandaNinja223 win/dxdiag
#2527 [16:48] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2528 [16:48] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2529 [16:48] <Michl3545> JoelDaMole: nah, US.
#2530 [16:48] <Michl3545> plus, it is michael
#2531 [16:48] <JoelDaMole> ahh. sorry i misread i thought it said Mitch :D
#2532 [16:48] * Michl3545 is suprised you didn't just trace my ip
#2532 [16:48] <JoelDaMole> :L
#2533 [16:48] <xales> Awesomeness: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7950795/DESKTOPS/smilo/Screenshot25.png
#2534 [16:49] <PandaNinja223> Awesomeness: http://pastebin.com/pw9PSfsT
#2535 [16:49] <JoelDaMole> my copy-paste has broken here on mIRC
#2536 [16:50] <xales> PandaNinja223: Close every other program you have open, see if it's any better
#2537 [16:50] <xales> Awesomeness: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/meaning-of-hack.html
#2538 [16:51] <Awesomeness> xales: read it later, hold on, channel is busy atm
#2539 [16:52] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: what was the keyword for nvidia drivers, windows
#2540 [16:52] <DopeGhoti> ??>> Awesomeness gpu/nvidia
#2541 [16:52] <Awesomeness> ??> PandaNinja223 gpu/nvidia
#2542 [16:52] <VoxelHead> PandaNinja223: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#2543 [16:52] <Awesomeness> Card name: NVIDIA GeForce 9400 GT
#2544 [16:52] <Awesomeness> Download for that.
#2545 [16:52] <Awesomeness> try again.
#2546 [16:53] <Awesomeness> and try and use as less programms as possible, when playing MC
#2547 [16:54] <JoelDaMole> imma go now. i got a lot of building to do. Looking back, thanks to @xales, @Kealper, Mitch13545, @DopeGhoti, +xolotl. Especially @DopeGhoti for bringing me out of the Hamachi Dreamworld and kicking LogMeIn right out the door of my PC. Thanks for help that YouTube, and about 5 other forums couldn't help with. Next time, imma come here first.
#2548 [16:54] <JoelDaMole> oh and Awesomeness for being awesome
#2549 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> JoelDaMole: cheers \o
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#2551 [16:54] <JoelDaMole> cya guys.
#2552 [16:54] <Florissant_> Hello
#2553 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> Another satisfied customer!
#2554 [16:54] <Awesomeness> I never get a thanks. :(
#2555 [16:54] <DopeGhoti> morning, Florissant_
#2556 [16:55] <DopeGhoti> Awesomeness: you just did.
#2557 [16:55] <Florissant_> I have a quistion for you guys
#2558 [16:55] <Kealper> at first i thought i was reading a beauty pagent speech
#2559 [16:55] <Awesomeness> oh, yeah
#2560 [16:55] <Awesomeness> :D
#2561 [16:55] <DopeGhoti> Kealper: heh
#2562 [16:55] <Awesomeness> Kealper: go back to learning TF2
#2563 [16:55] <Florissant_> I just bought the game but it says in the left corner that I have a unlicensed copy.. :(
#2564 [16:55] <DopeGhoti> man, playing TF2 last night reminded me how much I liked playing TFC
#2565 [16:56] <Florissant_> But I just paid 15 euro for it..
#2566 [16:56] <DopeGhoti> Florissant_: that sometimes happens. Mind telling us your account name?
#2567 [16:56] <Florissant_> Florissant_
#2568 [16:56] <DopeGhoti> !paid Florissant_
#2569 [16:56] <Florissant_> What i sai.. Lol
#2570 [16:56] <Michl3545> !paid Notch
#2571 [16:56] * AuBot kicked Michl3545 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#2572 [16:56] <Florissant_> said
#2573 [16:56] <Kealper> Florissant_: ignore it then, i don't think it harms anything
#2574 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> Florissant_: you're in the clear. Sometimes one's network connection can interfere with the licensing detection; it should be fixed in the next patch
#2575 [16:57] <Florissant_> Aight, but what about online?
#2576 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> it won't kick you our or anything. happy mining and crafting!
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#2578 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> Florissant_: it'll still work (:
#2579 [16:57] <Florissant_> Thanks! =)
#2580 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> cheers!
#2581 [16:57] <Michl3545> ^did not expect that
#2582 [16:57] <Kealper> to be honest, i think that is actually more of a joke than actual DRM
#2583 [16:57] <Awesomeness> !Paid Awesomeness
#2584 [16:57] <Florissant_> Can you name me a server because I can't join anything
#2585 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> Michl3545: everyone.. _everyone_ checks to see whether Notch has paid.
#2586 [16:57] <Awesomeness> Yes, I am a pirate.
#2587 [16:57] <Michl3545> i loled
#2588 [16:57] <Awesomeness> I pirate everything I see.
#2589 [16:57] <Awesomeness> :3
#2590 [16:57] <DopeGhoti> ??> Florissant_ smp/servers
#2591 [16:57] <VoxelHead> Florissant_: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2592 [16:57] <VoxelHead> Florissant_: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2593 [16:58] <Florissant_> ahh ok, ill give it a try!
#2594 [16:58] * VoxelHead kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: 1m You get to walk the plank for a minute.)
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#2597 [17:00] <Awesomeness> Bah, who banned me? D:
#2598 [17:00] <Michl3545> silly bots
#2599 [17:00] <Florissant_> Failed to login: Bad login
#2600 [17:00] <Florissant_> Over and over..
#2601 [17:01] <Michl3545> i suppose you are typing your password right? caps lock is off and all?
#2602 [17:01] <Awesomeness> Bad login means it's Minecraft.net
#2603 [17:02] <Awesomeness> just exit your client, try to relog
#2604 [17:02] <Awesomeness> or try again later.
#2605 [17:03] <Florissant_> what server can you use when you download the game then?
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#2607 [17:05] <xales> Awesomeness: uh, no it doesn't
#2608 [17:05] <Awesomeness> ulie.
#2609 [17:05] <Awesomeness> Actually, yes it does.
#2610 [17:05] <xales> Uh, no, it doesn't
#2611 [17:05] <Awesomeness> Uh, yes it does.
#2612 [17:05] <xales> No
#2613 [17:06] <Awesomeness> Yes, most of the time I had that, I restarted my client, waited a couple mins, and everything worked.
#2614 [17:06] <xales> You know, I've only been doing this for almost as long as you have been _alive_
#2615 [17:06] <xales> I think I would be able to decipher error messages after this time
#2616 [17:06] <Awesomeness> ...
#2617 [17:06] * Awesomeness baps xales for being ignorant
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#2620 [17:10] <Awesomeness> ??> Awesomeness hug
#2621 [17:10] <Awesomeness> :(
#2622 [17:10] <Crazy> Someone using permissions 3.1.5b with sql?
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#2627 [17:18] <Mac> Minecraft is saying it's running out of memory.
#2628 [17:18] <Michl3545> mac: what OS are you using?
#2629 [17:18] <TheNytangel> My internet is screwy..
#2630 [17:18] <Mac> Win 64 bit
#2631 [17:18] <Michl3545> mac: do you start minecraft with the launcher?
#2632 [17:18] <Mac> Yes
#2633 [17:19] <Michl3545> mac: how much ram do you have?
#2634 [17:19] <Mac> 4 gigs
#2635 [17:19] <TheNytangel> 4GB
#2636 [17:19] <TheNytangel> 10yobibytes
#2637 [17:19] <Michl3545> curious
#2638 [17:20] <Michl3545> mac: your problem isn't something apparent
#2639 [17:20] <Awesomeness> I want a PetaByte HDD
#2640 [17:23] <Michl3545> mac: not sure whats going on. You could try starting it using the .jar file, which allows you to specify how much ram to give it
#2641 [17:23] <Michl3545> mac: is minecraft the only thing running?
#2642 [17:24] <Mac> Minecraft and Mozilla
#2643 [17:24] <TheNytangel> Zombiecraft
#2644 [17:24] <Michl3545> hmm... so no excuse for having no ram left...
#2645 [17:25] <Michl3545> mac: lets try this: open task manager, and go to the performance tab
#2646 [17:25] <Mac> Okay
#2647 [17:25] <Michl3545> mac: i am interested in the available physical memory
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#2649 [17:25] <Mac> 1546
#2650 [17:26] <Michl3545> is that megabytes or kilobytes?
#2651 [17:26] <Mac> mb
#2652 [17:26] <Michl3545> weird, you have plenty of ram free
#2653 [17:29] <Michl3545> mac: when you said you use the launcher, you meant an .exe file, right? not the .jar launcher?
#2654 [17:29] <Mac> Right
#2655 [17:29] <Michl3545> huh
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#2659 [17:30] <Michl3545> mac: go to the processes tab in Task Manager and find out what the Mem Usage of javaw.exe is
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#2661 [17:31] <Michl3545> mac: it may have a different name in a 64 bit system, but it should be java something
#2662 [17:31] <Mac> 581276 K
#2663 [17:31] <slimer> game is frozen, says loading
#2664 [17:31] <pudgetta> my minecraft classic is not working even tho i have java
#2665 [17:32] <Michl3545> that is a bit over half a gig of ram
#2666 [17:32] <Auv5> pudgetta, Do you have the Java plugin for your browser (where applicable)?
#2667 [17:32] <Auv5> If not, try it in IE
#2668 [17:32] <pudgetta> what do you mean
#2669 [17:32] <Auv5> Do you use IE?
#2670 [17:33] <pudgetta> what is ie
#2671 [17:33] <pudgetta> what is IE
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#2673 [17:33] <Michl3545> mac: i am at a loss, so i suppose we can try reinstalling minecraft
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#2675 [17:34] <_303> Mac: could you try downloading the jar launcher and running it with some special command line arguments to allocate more memory to it?
#2676 [17:34] <Michl3545> http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar?v=1308604852873
#2677 [17:34] <McPlusPlus> not viewing HTML
#2678 [17:34] <pudgetta> IS ANYONE GOING TO HELP
#2679 [17:34] <Michl3545> internet explorer
#2680 [17:35] <Mac> I already reinstalled Minecraft.
#2681 [17:35] <Mac> Twice. Along with java
#2682 [17:35] <Michl3545> lets try the jar then http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar?v=1308604852873
#2683 [17:35] <pudgetta> yes i use ie but im useing firefox
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#2685 [17:37] <Mac> I ran it. Now what?
#2686 [17:37] <Mac> Just play and see if it crashes?
#2687 [17:37] <Michl3545> sure
#2688 [17:37] <pudgetta> yes i use IE but im useing firefox
#2689 [17:37] <Michl3545> mac: and you can try starting it with: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2690 [17:38] <pudgetta> hell
#2691 [17:38] <pudgetta> o
#2692 [17:38] <pudgetta> hello
#2693 [17:38] <Mac> wut
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#2695 [17:38] <_303> Mac: that allocates more memory to it
#2696 [17:38] <Glycan> Hello
#2697 [17:38] <Michl3545> mac: that will tell it to use a gig of ram
#2698 [17:38] <pudgetta> sorry bout that i met to say hello
#2699 [17:38] <Michl3545> 1024 M
#2700 [17:38] <Glycan> I need a very high quality detailed texture pack
#2701 [17:38] <Glycan> Any ideas?
#2702 [17:38] <pudgetta> HELLO
#2703 [17:39] <pudgetta> ANYONE
#2704 [17:39] <Glycan> NO
#2705 [17:39] <nhg_maniac> mi
#2706 [17:40] <nhg_maniac> mix raft
#2707 [17:40] <nhg_maniac> arggh
#2708 [17:40] <nhg_maniac> mixcraft
#2709 [17:40] <nhg_maniac> hd
#2710 [17:40] <pudgetta> my minecraf classic is not working even tho i have javA
#2711 [17:40] <Michl3545> pudgetta: what is it saying?
#2712 [17:41] <pudgetta> pixi formet not accelarated
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#2714 [17:41] <Michl3545> pudgetta: try updating your video card drivers
#2715 [17:41] <pudgetta> how
#2716 [17:42] <pudgetta> how?
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#2718 [17:43] <pudgetta> hello
#2719 [17:43] <bluelabrat> hellos i just imported my single player map to my server (both latest version).. my map loaded, but not what a built...
#2720 [17:43] <bluelabrat> i feel like you read my mind
#2721 [17:43] <bluelabrat> the hello part :P
#2722 [17:43] <pudgetta> hell!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2723 [17:43] <nhg_maniac> i cant help you two...
#2724 [17:43] <Michl3545> pudgetta: first we need to find out what kind of graphics card you have
#2725 [17:44] <pudgetta> hello sorry but that met to say hello
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#2727 [17:44] <bluelabrat> doh wifi
#2728 [17:44] <pudgetta> i dont know
#2729 [17:45] <nhg_maniac> bluelabrat: maybe you spawned somewhere else?
#2730 [17:45] <Michl3545> right click on your desktop and go to "properties"
#2731 [17:45] <pudgetta> im waiting
#2732 [17:45] <bluelabrat> it loaded the seed properly.. i actually went around the steep mountain where i built my home fortress... but it was empty without what i worked on :P
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#2734 [17:45] <nhg_maniac> hmm....
#2735 [17:46] <bluelabrat> it loaded the world folder, named it different, and it loaded the original world's seed
#2736 [17:46] <Michl3545> pudgetta: mac: try starting it with java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2737 [17:46] <Michl3545> oops
#2738 [17:46] <Michl3545> disregard that
#2739 [17:46] <Michl3545> pudgetta: right click on your desktop and go to "properties"
#2740 [17:46] <pudgetta> how
#2741 [17:47] <Michl3545> pudgetta: what os are you using?
#2742 [17:47] <pudgetta> os what is os
#2743 [17:47] <Michl3545> operating system
#2744 [17:47] <Michl3545> like windows 7, mac os x, etc
#2745 [17:48] <pudgetta> oh i have windows 7 vista
#2746 [17:48] <Michl3545> ...
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#2748 [17:48] <nhg_maniac> bluela rat: i have no idea.
#2749 [17:48] <pudgetta> and im using chrom
#2750 [17:49] <Michl3545> one second
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#2752 [17:50] <bezaban> nomi=nomisama?
#2753 [17:50] <pudgetta> no help at all thanks a lot
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#2755 [17:51] <Michl3545> ??> pudgetta win/dxdiag
#2756 [17:51] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2757 [17:51] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2758 [17:51] <Awesomeness> ??> pudgetta attitude
#2759 [17:51] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2760 [17:52] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
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#2762 [17:53] <bluelabrat> i dont have an answer for my problem
#2763 [17:53] <bluelabrat> either
#2764 [17:53] <bluelabrat> and its oky
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#2766 [17:55] <Michl3545> where does one find a list of voxelhead's prompts?
#2767 [17:56] <TheNytangel> Does anyone want to join a skype call?
#2768 [17:56] <Michl3545> i already found aubot's, but voxelhead's help command is profing harder to find
#2769 [17:56] <xolotl> TheNytangel: That's *totally* on my Bucket List
#2770 [17:56] <TheNytangel> :D
#2771 [17:56] <xolotl> ??< index
#2772 [17:57] <xolotl> Mm, guess not. Saw someone else use that once
#2773 [17:57] <xolotl> s/use/try/
#2774 [17:57] <xolotl> ?? index
#2775 [17:57] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2776 [17:57] <xolotl> aha
#2777 [17:57] <xolotl> Michl3545: there you go
#2778 [17:57] <Michl3545> ah
#2779 [17:57] <Michl3545> ty
#2780 [17:57] * xolotl turns his VoxelHead /ignore back on
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#2782 [18:01] <ribbulus> I'm back again. I'm trying to run Minecraft with some mods installed, but it won't even get to the main menu. How do I get it to work?
#2783 [18:02] <Michl3545> ??> ribbulus mods
#2784 [18:02] <VoxelHead> ribbulus: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2785 [18:02] <VoxelHead> ribbulus: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2786 [18:02] * Michl3545 feels like a pro
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#2787 [18:02] <ribbulus> Kay, thanks.
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#2792 [18:10] <un7able12> hey i've been trying to get a server running for me and my friend, but whenever i try setting it up (occasionally we use hamachi as one of our friends has the cracked version, though it gets the same error) it says that it's unable to access/find/use the minecraft_server.jar file. help?
#2793 [18:11] <un7able12> BTW i've tried re-downloading the minecraft_server.jar file more than three times and i get the same error every time.
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#2795 [18:11] <nhg_maniac> download the .exe
#2796 [18:12] <un7able12> well i have a mac that's the issue.
#2797 [18:12] <Michl3545> so, people who come here for help have to use irc and nickserv, yet they still manage not to know what a OS is? pudgetta: "os what is os"
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#2799 [18:13] <Michl3545> un7able12: are you launching it with this command line: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -jar minecraft_server.jar nogui
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#2801 [18:14] <nhg_maniac> thats waht i wanted tosay..
#2802 [18:14] <mermi> hello?
#2803 [18:14] <mermi> i need help
#2804 [18:15] <nhg_maniac> but i cant write fast on the ds keybord
#2805 [18:15] <Michl3545> tell us all about it
#2806 [18:15] <un7able12> i don't think so. i'll try that. so basically open terminal and enter the command amiright? sorry i'm a bit of a newbie at this server stuff.
#2807 [18:15] <mermi> the minecraft wont work in the browser
#2808 [18:16] <mermi> i just bougt alpha
#2809 [18:16] <un7able12> edit: tried. i get the same error.
#2810 [18:16] <Michl3545> un7able12: yes. make sure your terminal is set to the directory that minecraft_server.jar is in
#2811 [18:16] <mermi> and it wont work in the browser
#2812 [18:16] <Michl3545> mermi: what error are you getting?
#2813 [18:16] <mermi> error?
#2814 [18:16] <un7able12> and the code for that is "cd ~/Desktop/minecraft_server.jar" right?
#2815 [18:16] <mermi> it has to reloade the page
#2816 [18:16] <nhg_maniac> you have to cd to the dir, where the.jaris
#2817 [18:17] <nhg_maniac> yes
#2818 [18:17] <mermi> and it wont reload
#2819 [18:17] <mermi> so it closes
#2820 [18:17] <Michl3545> un7able12: yes, if it is on your desktop
#2821 [18:17] <mermi> holdon ill try again
#2822 [18:17] <nhg_maniac> if its on desktop
#2823 [18:17] <nhg_maniac> argh
#2824 [18:17] <Michl3545> lol
#2825 [18:17] <Michl3545> sorry
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#2828 [18:18] <mib_z3zo35> it wont reload
#2829 [18:18] <nhg_maniac> i am slow because i am chatting with my nintendo ds
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#2831 [18:19] <un7able12> thanks it works fine. one more question: am i able to change the IP address you use to enter the server? if so, how?
#2832 [18:19] <un7able12> (in case my cracked version noob friend wants to join in)
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#2834 [18:19] <Michl3545> un7able12: you can buy a domain name, or get a freebie domain name
#2835 [18:20] <Michl3545> un7able12: for example, 3545.no-ip.org redirects to my ip
#2836 [18:20] <oddle> do you know of any plans to iclude AIs in gameplay?
#2837 [18:21] <nhg_maniac> or me.dyndns.org for example
#2838 [18:21] <oddle> VoxelHead?
#2839 [18:22] <Michl3545> voxelhead is a bot...
#2840 [18:22] <oddle> i know
#2841 [18:22] <Michl3545> ah. I am just missing something, then
#2842 [18:22] <oddle> perhaps the AIs in the game could use the ALICE software
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#2844 [18:23] <oddle> agreed?
#2845 [18:23] <Michl3545> "Why do you feel that way about fire?"
#2846 [18:23] <oddle> what?
#2847 [18:23] <Michl3545> err... nevermind
#2848 [18:23] <oddle> ok
#2849 [18:24] <oddle> do you agree though?
#2850 [18:24] <Michl3545> it would make for some rather shallow ai
#2851 [18:24] <oddle> yes Perhaps the Irdan software
#2852 [18:24] <Michl3545> anything beats alice
#2853 [18:24] <oddle> although thats used for programming
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#2855 [18:25] <Michl3545> at one point i had ALICE running on my TI 84
#2856 [18:25] <oddle> it could be controlled using binary
#2857 [18:25] <oddle> um, thats a calculator
#2858 [18:25] <Michl3545> yes
#2859 [18:25] <Michl3545> 15 mhz processor, woot
#2860 [18:26] <oddle> well the developers of ALICE have determined that it is not a form of AI, but a set of binary codes programmed especially for chat
#2861 [18:26] <oddle> so it would be friendly, but not do anything
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#2863 [18:27] <oddle> Notch could contact the developers of IRDAC and ask for a permission for that
#2864 [18:28] <oddle> right?
#2865 [18:28] <Michl3545> i guess un7able12 is solved
#2866 [18:28] <Michl3545> or his problem, rather
#2867 [18:28] <oddle> ill take that as a yes
#2868 [18:29] <Michl3545> yes
#2869 [18:29] <oddle> I hear VoxelHead runs on SoFIA
#2870 [18:30] <oddle> That gives it its human like personality
#2871 [18:31] <oddle> what does SoFIA run on? Binary?
#2872 [18:31] <Michl3545> voxelhead isn't very wordy
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#2875 [18:32] <oddle> yes, xales is though, and he runs on HAARP4
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#2877 [18:32] <oddle> That is just standard browsing capabilitys
#2878 [18:33] <oddle> I can tell you dont care
#2879 [18:33] <oddle> sorry
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#2881 [18:35] <SlashLife> Mhh ...
#2882 [18:35] <SlashLife> voxelhead(SoFIA) when is_binary(SoFIA) ->
#2883 [18:35] <SlashLife> random_talk().
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#2887 [18:38] <Mac> Michl3545: Running it from the .jar didn't work.
#2888 [18:39] <Michl3545> did you use the command: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2889 [18:40] <Mac> I have no idea how to do that.
#2890 [18:40] <Michl3545> where did you save the .jar file?
#2891 [18:40] <skatrlogn> uh i need help?
#2892 [18:40] <Mac> Downloads
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#2894 [18:41] <Michl3545> mac: alright, lets make a shortcut
#2895 [18:42] <Michl3545> mac: open your downloads folder, right click, new, new shortcut
#2896 [18:42] <mib_nf7k1m> can someone help with the initial installation
#2897 [18:42] <xales> mib_nf7k1m: if you tell us what the problem is, maybe
#2898 [18:42] <Mac> Michl3545: Okay
#2899 [18:43] <mib_nf7k1m> it says fatal error has occured, and many comments about Java
#2900 [18:43] <Michl3545> now paste this in: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2901 [18:43] <skatrlogn> last night i was modding and i screwed up so i deleted my minecraft files to restart and now minecraft wont even start up
#2902 [18:43] <Mac> Okay
#2903 [18:43] <Michl3545> hit next a few times till it makes you a shortcut
#2904 [18:43] <Michl3545> now right click on the shortcut and go to properties
#2905 [18:43] <Mac> "The file java cannot be found.
#2906 [18:44] <Mac> "
#2907 [18:44] <peter32699> i have a question about minecraft. I previously used a "MC Patcher" and now the game will not load. Whenever I start it from the browser (the other option doesn't work for my computer), it starts java, hangs there for about thirty seconds, and crashes. It also dais that a fatal error ocurred (1): missing required applet parameter: al_main. Can you help me?
#2908 [18:45] <mib_nf7k1m> video driveam trying it ty
#2909 [18:45] <Michl3545> are you on a 64 bit system?
#2910 [18:45] <mib_nf7k1m> am trying it now
#2911 [18:45] <Mac> Yeah
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#2913 [18:45] <mib_nf7k1m> it is my kids computer and he was upset caused he used his earnings to buy the game
#2914 [18:46] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Duke Nukem Forever review (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/Cekh4L
#2915 [18:46] <Michl3545> mac: so it didn't let you make a shortcut?
#2916 [18:47] <Mac> It did not.
#2917 [18:47] <Michl3545> is it not java.exe in a 64 bit system?
#2918 [18:48] <mib_nf7k1m> i dont kknow what that means, I am computer dumb
#2919 [18:48] <Michl3545> mac: well, lets try through command prompt
#2920 [18:49] <mib_nf7k1m> i will try and get him to load this and maybe u can help him, he knows more than me
#2921 [18:49] <mib_nf7k1m> I am only dad
#2922 [18:49] <Mac> Pulled up command prompt. Now what?
#2923 [18:49] <Michl3545> mac: use the cd command to change to your downloads directory
#2924 [18:49] <Mac> I have no idea how to use command prompt.
#2925 [18:50] <mib_nf7k1m> where do I paste that command
#2926 [18:50] <Michl3545> what is the path to your downloads directory?
#2927 [18:50] <Michl3545> mib_nf7k1m: i am helping mac right now
#2928 [18:50] <Mac> C:\Users\Mac\Downloads
#2929 [18:50] <Michl3545> in command prompt, paste in this: cd C:\Users\Mac\Downloads
#2930 [18:51] <Michl3545> you can right click and paste, Ctrl+V won't work
#2931 [18:51] <Mac> Okay
#2932 [18:51] <Michl3545> did you press enter?
#2933 [18:51] <Mac> Yeah
#2934 [18:51] <Michl3545> good
#2935 [18:52] <Michl3545> now paste in this: java -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2936 [18:52] <mib_nf7k1m> are u talking to me michl3545
#2937 [18:52] <Michl3545> no
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#2939 [18:52] <mib_nf7k1m> ok sorry
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#2941 [18:52] <Mac> Java is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program, or batch file.
#2942 [18:52] <Michl3545> mib_nf7k1m: it is fine, ill get to you next if no one else helps you
#2943 [18:53] <mib_fgvsr2> hi
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#2945 [18:53] <Michl3545> hmm
#2946 [18:53] <Berry> hi
#2947 [18:53] <mib_fgvsr2> how do you fix the minecraft fatal error
#2948 [18:53] <mib_fgvsr2> report
#2949 [18:54] <mib_nf7k1m> michl3545 can u help my son mib_fgvsr2
#2950 [18:54] <Michl3545> in a minute
#2951 [18:54] <mib_nf7k1m> ty
#2952 [18:55] <Michl3545> mac: i don't know what the 64 bit java executable is named
#2953 [19:00] <Michl3545> mac: type this into command prompt and tell me what it says: echo %classpath%
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#2955 [19:02] <Mac> .;C:\Program Files (x86)\QuickTime\QTSytem\QTJava.zip
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#2957 [19:03] <Michl3545> mac: darnit, on my pc it gives me the java directory, on yours it is something for quicktime
#2958 [19:04] <mib_fgvsr2> now can you help me
#2959 [19:04] <mib_fgvsr2> pls
#2960 [19:04] <Michl3545> mac: do this: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_stop_the_error_%27java%27_is_not_recognized_as_an_internal_or_external_command_operable_program_or_batch_file
#2961 [19:05] <Michl3545> mib_fgvsr2: what is your issue?
#2962 [19:05] <Mac> Michl3545: Go ahead and help him.
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#2964 [19:05] <Mac> I've got plenty of time.
#2965 [19:05] <mib_fgvsr2> it keeps on saying A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#2966 [19:05] <Michl3545> ok mac. i have to go soon, but i'm sure someone else will help you
#2967 [19:06] <Mac> Okay
#2968 [19:06] <mib_nf7k1m> forgive mib_fgvrsr2 he is my 12 yr old son
#2969 [19:06] <mib_nf7k1m> and he is upset he spent his hard earned money on the game and it wont work
#2970 [19:06] <Michl3545> mib_fgvsr2: what does the error say, exactly?
#2971 [19:07] <breese> i have a problem, whenever i try to open my inventory, it won't work. But it changes what it is that i am holding. can anyone help?
#2972 [19:07] <Thoatt> xales
#2973 [19:07] <mib_fgvsr2> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#2974 [19:07] <mib_fgvsr2> EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5237b4c7, pid=3744, tid=2444
#2975 [19:07] <mib_fgvsr2> JRE version: 6.0_26-b03
#2976 [19:08] <mib_fgvsr2> ava VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 )
#2977 [19:08] <mib_fgvsr2> and more
#2978 [19:08] <xales> mib_fgvsr2: Please copy the entire error to http://pastebin.com/ and give us the link to it
#2979 [19:09] <mib_fgvsr2> how
#2980 [19:09] <mib_nf7k1m> he is only 12 so u may have to explain alot to him, thanks
#2981 [19:09] <xales> mib_fgvsr2: Copy it, go to pastebin.com and paste it, then click submit and give us the link
#2982 [19:10] <mib_fgvsr2> it says a heavy load warning
#2983 [19:10] <Michl3545> pastebin is down xales
#2984 [19:10] <xales> mib_fgvsr2: Use http://pastie.com then
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#2986 [19:11] <Michl3545> pastie.com is an expired domain
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#2988 [19:12] <mib_nf7k1m> xsales, he is working on how to paste the link
#2989 [19:12] <xales> pastie.org then
#2990 [19:14] <mib_fgvsr2> where do i paste
#2991 [19:15] <mib_fgvsr2> k i did it
#2992 [19:15] <Michl3545> pastie.org
#2993 [19:15] * mib_rla8ku [mib_rla8ku@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2994 [19:15] <Michl3545> now give us the link in the address bar
#2995 [19:15] <mib_rla8ku> it keeps sayin that pixel format not accelerated
#2996 [19:15] <mib_rla8ku> ?
#2997 [19:16] <mib_fgvsr2> http://pastie.org/2098541
#2998 [19:16] <McPlusPlus> "#2098541 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#2999 [19:16] <mib_nf7k1m> thanks alot guys for helping my son
#3000 [19:16] <mib_rla8ku> anybody
#3001 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_rla8ku - Update your video drivers
#3002 [19:17] <mib_rla8ku> ...im slighty stupid on the matter.
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#3004 [19:17] <mib_rla8ku> how do i go about updating them
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#3006 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_rla8ku - Running windows?
#3007 [19:17] <mib_rla8ku> yes, professional
#3008 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> Could you please give us a dxdiag so that we may see what video card you have?
#3009 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_rla8ku win/dxdiag
#3010 [19:18] <VoxelHead> mib_rla8ku: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3011 [19:18] <VoxelHead> mib_rla8ku: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3013 [19:19] <Michl3545> mib_fgvsr2: lets try reinstalling minecraft
#3014 [19:20] <mib_nf7k1m> does it affect his purchase of it?
#3015 [19:20] <Michl3545> no
#3016 [19:20] <Michl3545> he purchased an account, which allows him to download the software, log in, etc
#3017 [19:21] <mib_rla8ku> pastebin is overwhelmed at the moment
#3018 [19:21] <Michl3545> minecraft is his forever, and he can use it on any computer he pleases
#3019 [19:21] <Michl3545> use pastie.org instead
#3020 [19:22] <Michl3545> ??> mib_fgvsr2 reinstall
#3021 [19:22] <mib_fgvsr2> k
#3022 [19:22] <mib_nf7k1m> ok ty like I said before I am dumb on these areas
#3023 [19:23] <Michl3545> ??> mib_fgvsr2 win/reinst
#3024 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_fgvsr2: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#3026 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_fgvsr2: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3027 [19:23] <mib_rla8ku> its up
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#3029 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_rla8ku - Please give us the address to it
#3030 [19:24] <aSe38> anyone here?
#3031 [19:24] <mib_fgvsr2> one sec
#3032 [19:24] <mib_rla8ku> http://pastie.org/2098577
#3033 [19:24] <McPlusPlus> "#2098577 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#3034 [19:24] <Michl3545> aSe38: there are 174 users online, so id say yes
#3035 [19:24] <aSe38> hehe true
#3036 [19:25] <aSe38> ive just bought minecraft
#3037 [19:25] <Michl3545> well, i have to go now
#3038 [19:25] <aSe38> but i get that 'minecraft has crashed' error :(
#3039 [19:25] <mib_fgvsr2> i still does the same
#3040 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> aSe38 - Please copy that entire error, paste it at pastie.org and give us the URL
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#3042 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_rla8ku - Honestly, I don't think minecraft has a chance of running on your system. You have less than a gig of RAM, with what looks to be no video drivers at all installed.
#3043 [19:26] <mib_rla8ku> wicked heartbreak
#3044 [19:26] <aSe38> GreyVulpine: http://pastie.org/2098589
#3045 [19:27] <mib_nf7k1m> mib_fgvrs2 tried reloading and the same error comes up
#3046 [19:29] <mib_rla8ku> i just wanted to play. shittle sticks
#3047 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> aSe38 - Could you try updating your video drivers from: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#3048 [19:30] <mib_nf7k1m> grey can u helpmib_fgvrs2
#3049 [19:31] <aSe38> Ok i'll try, thanks
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#3051 [19:32] <bernard> if anyone is either a mc or computer expert, i need help, thanks
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#3053 [19:32] <bernard> anyonee?
#3054 [19:32] <DopeGhoti> ?? ask
#3055 [19:32] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3056 [19:32] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3057 [19:33] <bernard> if the demo works, the whole game will correct?
#3058 [19:34] <bernard> elloo?
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#3061 [19:37] <bernard> ?????????????????????????
#3062 [19:38] <mib_rla8ku> the nvidia cannot work with my version of windows
#3063 [19:38] <bernard> ANYONEEEEEEEEEE
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#3065 [19:38] <bernard> ?
#3066 [19:38] <bernard> ??
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#3068 [19:38] <aSe38> mib_rla8ku: I had the same but I've used that 'scanner' or something and it found a compatible version
#3069 [19:38] <mib_ilva19> when i try to put in a user name it wont take me to this help chat page
#3070 [19:39] <aSe38> installing it now see if it;ll work
#3071 [19:39] <mib_rla8ku> is it on the site? the "scanner" ?
#3072 [19:39] <aSe38> yeah lemme see
#3073 [19:40] <aSe38> go to 'Download Drivers
#3074 [19:40] <mib_ilva19> is there anyone i can talk to in person? my sons plays minecraft and its frozen in the (updating mincraft) stage.hasnt been able to play for 4 days
#3075 [19:40] <aSe38> and then it's Option 2
#3076 [19:40] <mib_rla8ku> its scanning now
#3077 [19:40] <xales> ??> mib_ilva19 win/reinst
#3078 [19:40] <VoxelHead> mib_ilva19: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3079 [19:40] <VoxelHead> mib_ilva19: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3080 [19:41] <mib_ilva19> dont know much about computer,can i talk to someone in person.
#3081 [19:42] <mib_rla8ku> how long does this scan take?
#3082 [19:42] <aSe38> A freaking sweet
#3083 [19:42] <aSe38> it works!
#3084 [19:42] <aSe38> thanks Voxelhead!!
#3085 [19:42] <aSe38> oh it was GreyVulpine
#3086 [19:42] <aSe38> :D
#3087 [19:43] <aSe38> thanks!
#3088 [19:43] * GreyVulpine nods
#3088 [19:43] <aSe38> mib_rla8ku: the scan was ready in a few seconds here..
#3089 [19:43] <mib_rla8ku> aww burn. it told me to use option one, as option two was unable to find a match
#3090 [19:43] <aSe38> ah shame :(
#3091 [19:44] <mib_rla8ku> my technological crippling hurts
#3092 [19:44] <mib_ilva19> can someone help me plz?
#3093 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_ilva19 - You got instructions from VoxelHead.
#3094 [19:46] <rax-> hmm, I can't connect to a minecraft server... I know others are on it but I just get connection timeout
#3095 [19:46] <rax-> I can ping it
#3096 [19:46] <mib_ilva19> trying to connect to online game mode,and when its loading it says Up dating minecraft. but its frozen and says done.havnt been able to play or connect for 4 days
#3097 [19:46] <rax-> nslookup works
#3098 [19:46] <rax-> no idea
#3099 [19:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_ilva19 - Again, you got instructions previously on how to reinstall minecraft
#3100 [19:48] <mib_ilva19> i tryed that,well someone did it for me.and its still frozen in the same spot.no worries all just take my computer to a tech person,cuz my son loves to play and nothing works
#3101 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> rax-: can you natcat to it on the proper port?
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#3104 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_ilva19 - Could you get that person on here?
#3105 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> (i. e. can you open a TCP conneciton to it on port 25565?)
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#3107 [19:49] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: I love people who rage @ Voxel for not answering their question
#3108 [19:49] <Awesomeness> It's epic
#3109 [19:50] <mib_ilva19> :)i can try.ill see what i can do.thanks for your patients
#3110 [19:50] <mib_rla8ku> dell just totally solved my problem
#3111 [19:50] <mib_rla8ku> they offer a bunch of free driver downloads
#3112 [19:50] <mib_rla8ku> freakin sweet
#3113 [19:50] <nikil> A few people on my friends server, myself included, have nothing happen when we type commands like /help /list /players. Anyone know why?
#3114 [19:50] <Mom> HEEELLLLP! my son was deleting some files of mods for minecraft and he accidentaly deleted some files for the game it's self and now the screen is black after I sign on.
#3115 [19:50] <nikil> It used to work.
#3116 [19:51] <mib_ilva19> im not raging your awesomeness. just saying
#3117 [19:51] <xales> ??> Mom win/reinst
#3118 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Mom: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3119 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Mom: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3120 [19:51] <aSe38> you help-guys are great
#3121 [19:51] <rax-> what is natcat DopeGhoti ? also, it's on the default port but was recently on a different one
#3122 [19:51] <aSe38> thumbs up!
#3123 [19:51] <rax-> since the change I can't connect to it but others can
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#3125 [19:52] <nikil> Why would someone lose the ability to use commands like /list or /help?
#3126 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> We appreciate that aSe38
#3127 [19:52] <GreyVulpine> nikil - Using a modded server?
#3128 [19:53] <nikil> no
#3129 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> nikil - Just plain vanilla server?
#3130 [19:53] <nikil> My friend says he hasn't installed any mods.
#3131 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> nikil - And you're sure about that?
#3132 [19:54] <nikil> Nope
#3133 [19:54] <nikil> Third party mods the only way that could happen?
#3134 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Usually this occurs because a third party mod, like bukkit, was installed on the server, and a Permissions plugin was screwed up.
#3135 [19:55] <nikil> Ok, thanks. I'll call him out on it and see what he says.
#3136 [19:55] * Awesomeness hands GreyVulpine some coffee
#3136 [19:55] <Awesomeness> Why hello there.
#3137 [19:55] * GreyVulpine downs said coffee
#3137 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
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#3139 [19:55] <cornelius> Hello
#3140 [19:55] <cornelius> I have a little question
#3141 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> We have little answers
#3142 [19:56] <Awesomeness> ...or do we?
#3143 [19:56] <cornelius> Is it possible, that i can get ban for buying account from reseller?
#3144 [19:56] <Awesomeness> Reseller?
#3145 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> No, but it is possible to get scammed from a reseller
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#3147 [19:57] <cornelius> Ok, that's all
#3148 [19:57] <cornelius> thanks.
#3149 [19:57] <xales> s/possibly/probable/
#3150 [19:57] <cornelius> ?
#3151 [19:58] <xales> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sed
#3152 [19:58] <McPlusPlus> "sed - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" at en.wikipedia.org
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#3154 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> ~stfu
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#3156 [19:59] <squiggy> hello?
#3157 [19:59] * GreyVulpine shakes fist
#3157 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#3158 [19:59] * GreyVulpine kicks gOne2002
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#3159 [19:59] <bobster> hey everyone
#3160 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#3161 [19:59] <bobster> if the demo works, will the full game as well?
#3162 [20:00] <squiggy> guys (and/or) girls i keep running my minecraft it said updating then said finished (but the bar wasnt fully done) and it stopped at that
#3163 [20:00] <squiggy> what should I do
#3164 [20:00] <bobster> can someone please tell me about what i asked?
#3165 [20:00] <Awesomeness> Bobster: It should.
#3166 [20:01] <bobster> ok, well awesomeness, i was told my requirements wouldnt run mc, but i can still play the demo...
#3167 [20:01] <Mom> I did what you said, now how to I reinstall minecraft, or do I just start it up?
#3168 [20:01] <Awesomeness> Well, if you are happy how you run the demo, chances are real Minecraft should run exactly the same.
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#3170 [20:02] <frogonia> ummmm i just bought the game, and im trying to play in browser...its gotten to the download complete screen but the bar wont fully load :( it like 1 cm away from completing, and its been like that for hours??? ialso tried restarting my computer and going back to the browser, but it has the same screen D: help pleez?!
#3171 [20:02] <Mom> I do not understand what you mean. We purchased the game, if that is what you mean.
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#3173 [20:02] <frogonia> is this answer to my question?
#3174 [20:03] <Mom> no.
#3175 [20:03] <frogonia> oh :(
#3176 [20:03] <Awesomeness> wololol, cruel.
#3177 [20:03] <rax> how do I check if I can open a TCP connection on a port?
#3178 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> Mom - Are you on Windows?
#3179 [20:04] <Mom> VoxelHead, what do I do now that I have deleted the files, except for saves?
#3180 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Mom - Just restart minecraft
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#3182 [20:05] <Mom> Yes, thank you GreyVulpine.
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#3184 [20:05] <mib_ipswrt> Can anyone tell me where I can find the best diamond
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#3186 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_ipswrt - Usually 1-20 blocks above bedrock
#3187 [20:06] <frogonia> help? :3
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#3189 [20:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> frogonia win/reinst
#3190 [20:06] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3191 [20:07] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3192 [20:07] <hannes> Can anyone tell me where I can find the best diamond
#3193 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> hannes - Usually 1-20 blocks above bedrock
#3194 [20:07] <Mom> Super Awesome!! you all ROCK!!! I am minecraft worthy once again.
#3195 [20:07] <frogonia> thankyou :)
#3196 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> Mom - Glad you could help your son.
#3197 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> Enjoy :)
#3198 [20:08] <Mom> Teeheehee. I love playing it almost as much. But it was his error. He has his own laptop now. LOL :)
#3199 [20:09] <Awesomeness> GV: Got Terraria yet?
#3200 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Nah, don't think I'll get it
#3201 [20:09] <osiris> hi i'm having trouble installing minecraft on my computer and even playing it in the browser, i reinstalled java and updated my graphics card drivers but when i try to load it freezes on the mojong logo and stops responding can anyone help?
#3202 [20:09] <Awesomeness> also accept my friend request on Steam. ;___;
#3203 [20:09] <xales> ??> osiris win/reinst
#3204 [20:09] <VoxelHead> osiris: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3205 [20:09] <VoxelHead> osiris: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3206 [20:10] <osiris> ok thanks i'll try that
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#3208 [20:12] <osiris> I tried but the problem is it isn't installed, i signed up for minecraft a couple of days ago and it hasn't even got to the point of placing an install file on my computer just the downloaded icon
#3209 [20:13] <xales> Does your Windows username have an ! in it?
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#3211 [20:13] <osiris> no i'm using torch1wood
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#3213 [20:14] <xales> osiris: Reinstall Java
#3214 [20:15] <osiris> done, didn't help
#3215 [20:15] <xales> ??> osiris win/profile
#3216 [20:15] <VoxelHead> osiris: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3217 [20:15] <VoxelHead> osiris: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3218 [20:16] <osiris> ok thanks i'll try that
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#3220 [20:29] <TheNytangel> I'll help you rax-
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#3228 [20:42] <alibear> hi
#3229 [20:43] <alibear> i need help with playing, when i open up the play in browser the play screen just goes white and nothing happens
#3230 [20:44] <Awesomeness> Are you using Internet Shitplorer?
#3231 [20:44] <rax-> TheNytangel: I think the issue isn't with me actually
#3232 [20:44] <alibear> no it is chrome
#3233 [20:44] <TheNytangel> :P
#3234 [20:44] <rax-> at least I think it isn't
#3235 [20:45] <rax-> I tried it on my laptop with my home adsl and then with a 3G wireless dongle and still couldn't connect
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#3238 [20:50] <mib_0l5p2q> I want to buy the game and it says moneybookers.com cant get my registration thru. Can i fix that?
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#3240 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> Try another service? Try paypal?
#3241 [20:51] <mib_0l5p2q> i use visa so i should try a paypal account?
#3242 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_0l5p2q - You can use any credit card through paypal
#3243 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Don't even need to make an accoun
#3244 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> account*
#3245 [20:52] <Awesomeness> no u
#3246 [20:53] <mib_0l5p2q> thank u i will try it
#3247 [20:53] <Awesomeness> u r welcome
#3248 [20:53] <alibear> i need help with playing, when i open up the play in browser the play screen just goes white and nothing happens
#3249 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> alibear - Has it worked before?
#3250 [20:54] <alibear> nope, i just bought it today
#3251 [20:54] <TheNytangel> Well
#3252 [20:54] <TheNytangel> I think I made someone mad
#3253 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Try completely uninstalling Java from your system, and reinstall it from java.com
#3254 [20:54] <alibear> okie doke
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#3256 [20:54] <TheNytangel> Hi GreyVulpine :D
#3257 [20:54] <mib_0l5p2q> it says i have to pay in pounds and its in a different language. paypal doesnt work
#3258 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_0l5p2q - It'll automatically convert for you
#3259 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Check English in the upper right corner
#3260 [20:55] <TheNytangel> Brb
#3261 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Or US, or whatever
#3262 [20:56] <TheNytangel> Back
#3263 [20:58] <mib_0l5p2q> nothing is working. guess i dont get a game :(
#3264 [20:58] <xales> mib_0l5p2q: Are you trying to use a prepaid card?
#3265 [20:58] <alibear> it has just gone white again
#3266 [20:58] <xales> alibear: How much RAM does your computer have?
#3267 [20:58] <mib_0l5p2q> just a teen w/o card getting permisson from his paps
#3268 [20:58] <alibear> 4gb
#3269 [20:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_0l5p2q - Why didn't paypal work?
#3270 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3271 [20:59] <TheNytangel> I make my parent's spend thousands on me
#3272 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Darn 13 year old son
#3273 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Who is a computer nerd.. :P
#3274 [20:59] <relsqui> and not enough of it on your english education, apparently
#3275 [20:59] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3275 [20:59] <TheNytangel> ?
#3276 [20:59] <xales> "parent's"
#3277 [21:00] <TheNytangel> Shhh
#3278 [21:00] <mib_0l5p2q> more of an actual computer issue then minecraft. do i login for paypal account or fill out billing info. and it says minecraft premium so i didnt knowif it meant anything
#3279 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_0l5p2q - You don't need to create a paypal account, just fill out the payment information
#3280 [21:00] <xales> mib_0l5p2q: Fill out the billing info. As said previously, you do not need an account
#3281 [21:01] <mib_0l5p2q> just nervous if i mess up and my dad goes crazy haha
#3282 [21:01] <GreyVulpine> Nothing to worry about
#3283 [21:04] <alibear> ?
#3284 [21:05] <mib_0l5p2q> it says minecraft premium account. is that anything? and is mojang ab dangerous or is it minecraft?
#3285 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Mojang AB is the company that makes Minecraft.
#3286 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft Premium account, is the paid account you need to purchase for minecraft beta
#3287 [21:08] <mib_0l5p2q> isnt beta a preview?
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#3289 [21:09] <alibear> i can't download minecraft properly
#3290 [21:09] <mib_8uxkc4> How do uninstall a texture pack becasue its a HD one and it makes my minecraft lagg
#3291 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_8uxkc4 win/reinst
#3292 [21:10] <VoxelHead> mib_8uxkc4: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3293 [21:10] <VoxelHead> mib_8uxkc4: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3294 [21:10] <mib_8uxkc4> ok thanks!
#3295 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> alibear - Could you launch minecraft via the browser, when you get to the white screen, tell me
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#3297 [21:12] <mib_0l5p2q> GreyVulpine i got it and it says it shipped. dont u download minecraft
#3298 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3299 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Give it a few minutes, and try the download from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3300 [21:13] <mib_0l5p2q> THANK YOU SO MUCH
#3301 [21:14] <alibear> why can't i download minecraft or play it in browser?
#3302 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> alibear - Could you launch minecraft via the browser, leave it at the white screen, go to the java/coffee cup icon in your lower right corner, and choose to open the console
#3303 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> There, you'll want to copy the contents of that log, and paste it at pastie.org
#3304 [21:18] <alibear> GreyVulpine - when i try to launch it in browser and it goes white the coffe cup disappears
#3305 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> Strange, did you completely remove java before reinstalling it again?
#3306 [21:18] <alibear> yep
#3307 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, could you try the downloaded client?
#3308 [21:22] <alibear> i downloaded the minecraft.exe file tried to run it, it said login, i did, and then it shut and nothing else happened
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#3310 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Did you get any files named hs_err_pid when that happened?
#3311 [21:23] <alibear> yeah
#3312 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Great, could you please open the latest one, copy the contents of it, and paste it at www.pastie.org
#3313 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Then give me the URL to it
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#3315 [21:24] <alibear> http://pastie.org/2099023
#3316 [21:24] <McPlusPlus> "#2099023 - Pastie" at pastie.org
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#3318 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Looks like your ATI drivers are at fault there. Do you know how to update your ATI video drivers?
#3319 [21:25] <alibear> no...
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#3321 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Alright, could you please give me a dxdiag with these instructions.
#3322 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> Upload it to pastie.org instead of pastebin
#3323 [21:26] <GreyVulpine> ??> alibear win/dxdiag
#3324 [21:26] <VoxelHead> alibear: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3325 [21:26] <VoxelHead> alibear: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3326 [21:26] * xales pokes DopeGhoti, "Mind invoking sed on that database"?
#3326 [21:28] * Awesomeness pokes xales, "Mind restarting already"?
#3326 [21:28] <xales> I have to wait until tomorrow
#3327 [21:28] <Awesomeness> :(
#3328 [21:28] <alibear> http://pastie.org/2099041
#3329 [21:28] <McPlusPlus> "#2099041 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#3330 [21:28] * GreyVulpine sighs
#3330 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> Another Toshiba C660 laptop
#3331 [21:29] <roryhawke> Last night server knocked out due to storm, corrupted world, ran chunkster to repair errors which it did succesfully it seems but now the world is lagging badly, anyone heard of this or have any sugestions?
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#3333 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> alibear - Please PM me your email address, I have the solution.
#3334 [21:29] <roryhawke> plus most of my water in the game is now frozen
#3335 [21:29] <xales> roryhawke: Probably due to corruption that wasn't fixed (properly)
#3336 [21:29] <hi> how do i totally uninstall minecraft and installl it again
#3337 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> ??> hi win/reinst
#3338 [21:30] <VoxelHead> hi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3339 [21:30] <roryhawke> my thoughts too, are there other/better tools?
#3340 [21:30] <VoxelHead> hi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3341 [21:30] <hi> because the texture pack i in HD and make minecraft lag
#3342 [21:30] <hi> becsue the texture pack i installed is laggy
#3343 [21:30] <xales> hi: You need a powerful computer to handle HD texture packs
#3344 [21:31] <hi> voxel that didnt work :(
#3345 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure hi?
#3346 [21:32] <hi> yeah i went into it and it didnt work.. also i already currpoted my save files s i will have to start agian enyways
#3347 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> alibear - Email sent. Good luck.
#3348 [21:33] <alibear> cheers greyvulpine
#3349 [21:34] <hi> grey what do i do?
#3350 [21:34] <hi> i did what he sadi but whe i created a new world it was still hd
#3351 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> To reinstall minecraft, just delete the .minecraft folder from your %appdata%, and delete the launcher
#3352 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> Make absolutely sure minecraft isn't running when you delete the .minecraft folder, or you'll leave remenants
#3353 [21:35] <hi> ok
#3354 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> s/remenants/remnants
#3355 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Bah I butchered that spelling
#3356 [21:36] <hi> so am i leaving remenats if the downlaod thing for firefox has the download in it?
#3357 [21:36] <TheNytangel> hi
#3358 [21:36] <hi> if not shud i just go and download it again?
#3359 [21:37] <TheNytangel> I'm cold
#3360 [21:37] <hi> random
#3361 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> I'm sorry? I don't understand what you just said
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#3364 [21:38] <hi> you know firfox?
#3365 [21:38] <hi> firefox
#3366 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#3367 [21:38] <hi> the dowloads thign where it shows all your downlaods?
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#3369 [21:38] <hi> sorry for spelling
#3370 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Right, if it's still listed there, it's not a problem
#3371 [21:38] <hi> ohh ok thanks
#3372 [21:39] <hi> so i just go ahead and download it again?
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#3374 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3375 [21:39] <hi> ok corssing my fingers for it to work :)|
#3376 [21:40] <roryhawke> So anyone have suggestions for the best tools to fix corruption in world server files?
#3377 [21:40] <xales> roryhawke: Backups
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#3379 [21:41] <Olly> Hey! do anyone know the requirements for minecraft?
#3380 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't MCedit have a fix corrupt chunks function now?
#3381 [21:41] <xales> ?? requirements
#3382 [21:41] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#3383 [21:41] <Olly> like proccesor
#3384 [21:41] <Olly> processor*
#3385 [21:41] <Olly> and memory
#3386 [21:41] <xales> Anything modern that's not a netbook will run it fine
#3387 [21:42] <xales> Ideally, 2GB of memory, and really any modernish processor
#3388 [21:42] <xales> The GPU is the biggest issue though
#3389 [21:42] <Olly> alright, umm when i try the free minecraft, its lagg like hell..
#3390 [21:42] <hi> Grey didnt work now what?
#3391 [21:42] <mib_bal3pj> Can anyone help, I bought Minecraft but cannot play it :(
#3392 [21:43] <Olly> mib have you checked if you lost your money?
#3393 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_bal3pj - When did you buy it?
#3394 [21:44] <mib_bal3pj> Last Thursday
#3395 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Then please use:
#3396 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> support mib_bal3pj
#3397 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_bal3pj support
#3398 [21:44] * Hexaholic slaps GreyVulpine around a bit with a large trout
#3398 [21:44] <VoxelHead> mib_bal3pj: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3399 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Bah, I'm tired.
#3400 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Go to Account -> payment
#3401 [21:44] <hi> grey it didnt work.....
#3402 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> hi - Got teamviewer?
#3403 [21:45] <Hexaholic> Grey go to bed! :P
#3404 [21:45] <hi> yeah
#3405 [21:45] <hi> one sec plz
#3406 [21:47] <mib_bal3pj> also my credit card co. didn't get charged yet for the transaction, so should i just wait a few more days?
#3407 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> If it didn't get charged already, then the payment wasn't made
#3408 [21:47] <hi> grey
#3409 [21:47] <hi> how do i give you in private?
#3410 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Usually the payment gets processed within a business day or two.
#3411 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> hi - Click my name in the upper right, and choose Private Message (PM)
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#3414 [21:49] <alibear> greyvulpine i bloody love you
#3415 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#3416 [21:49] <mohawk> Hey GreyVulpine quick question, how do I get someone else to join my server? I'm trying to get my friend in but it won't let him
#3417 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Did you port forward?
#3418 [21:49] <mohawk> What dat/
#3419 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Give them your public IP address found at whatismyip.com
#3420 [21:49] <mohawk> Ok
#3421 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> You need to set up your router to let in port 25565/TCP
#3422 [21:50] <mohawk> Teamviewer again? lol
#3423 [21:51] <mib_bal3pj> So if it doesn't go through do i pay again?
#3424 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> mib_bal3pj - Yes
#3425 [21:51] <mib_bal3pj> ok thanks :)
#3426 [21:51] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - In a few minutes please.. busy.
#3427 [21:51] <mohawk> Ok
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#3430 [21:57] <montezuma> hello
#3431 [21:58] <montezuma> i cant connect to the server
#3432 [21:58] <xales> "the server"/
#3433 [21:58] <xales> ?
#3434 [21:58] <montezuma> for multiplayer
#3435 [21:59] <xales> What does it say?
#3436 [21:59] <montezuma> it says lost connection end streaming
#3437 [21:59] <montezuma> but i dont even connect in the first place
#3438 [21:59] <xales> Try this server: s.nerd.nu
#3439 [21:59] <montezuma> thnx
#3440 [22:00] <montezuma> ok that one connects
#3441 [22:00] <montezuma> im assuming its ur personal server
#3442 [22:01] <xales> No, it
#3443 [22:01] <xales> it's not, even
#3444 [22:01] <xales> It's the Reddit server
#3445 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> Nope, that's reddit's server
#3446 [22:01] <montezuma> oh
#3447 [22:01] <montezuma> is it possible the server whent down ... i was on public.crafthub.net
#3448 [22:02] <montezuma> and it just completely ended connection mid gameplay
#3449 [22:02] <xales> Yes, it is possible
#3450 [22:02] <montezuma> todays my first day lol
#3451 [22:02] <montezuma> so its all new
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#3457 [22:24] <Jessie> Helo
#3458 [22:24] <Jessie> Hello i meant
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#3460 [22:25] <Jessie> No one is on that can help?
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#3465 [22:29] <zelda> when i first wake up, everything looks like it is shaped like blocks for about a minute. Anyone else experience this?
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#3467 [22:29] <tm512> Does anyone else have an issue with minecraft crashing when going through a portal on multiplayer?
#3468 [22:30] <tm512> its an out of memory issue
#3469 [22:30] <xales> tm512: If you are on a 64-bit system, install 64-bit Java. Otherwise, get more memory, or just live with the error
#3470 [22:30] <zelda> millions of people play munecraft, it must happent to someone else
#3471 [22:31] <tm512> im running 64bit linux on an intel atom. it's using java 7 64bit
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#3474 [22:31] <SploogeTheFish> Anybody?
#3475 [22:31] <xales> zelda: Uh, everything looks blocky...it's Minecraft
#3476 [22:31] <tm512> im not going to get more memory
#3477 [22:31] <SploogeTheFish> does anybody play minecraft on windows?
#3478 [22:32] <xales> SploogeTheFish: No, nobody is here except 162 other people
#3479 [22:32] <Michl3545> SploogeTheFish: only everybody
#3480 [22:32] <zchr> SploogeTheFish: I'm sure there are many people who do.
#3481 [22:32] <xales> tm512: if it's a netbook (sounds like it), it's probably just running out of memory...
#3482 [22:32] <zchr> I have a terrible confession, I ran Minecraft on Linux once.
#3483 [22:32] <SploogeTheFish> cause i was installing a mod,and i fucked up
#3484 [22:32] <Michl3545> le gasp!
#3485 [22:32] <xales> ??> SploogeTheFish win/reinst
#3486 [22:32] <VoxelHead> SploogeTheFish: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3487 [22:32] <VoxelHead> SploogeTheFish: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3488 [22:33] <zelda> i mean when i wake up in real life. it is so bizarre. i stare at everyting and everythingslowly returns to normal
#3489 [22:33] <relsqui> xales: I think zelda meant actually waking up. like, in real life.
#3490 [22:33] <tm512> xales: it only happens when im leaving or entering the nether in multiplayer
#3491 [22:33] <SploogeTheFish> how am i suppose to know that wil help?
#3492 [22:33] <xales> zelda: Oh. Haha >.>
#3493 [22:33] <SploogeTheFish> cause it doesnt really.
#3494 [22:33] <relsqui> zelda: I haven't had that experience, but I did have a lot of minecraft dreams when I was playing heavily
#3495 [22:33] <zelda> i serached for "minecraft hallucination" and cant find nything
#3496 [22:33] <Michl3545> zelda: perhaps if you update your graphics card?
#3497 [22:33] <xales> tm512: It will probably end up getting fixed eventually, but the game loads both dimensions for a short time
#3498 [22:33] <relsqui> Michl3545: :P
#3499 [22:33] <Michl3545> lol
#3500 [22:34] <tm512> so perhaps doubling java's memory allocation would fix it
#3501 [22:34] <SploogeTheFish> lol it worked :D
#3502 [22:34] <tm512> doesnt happen in SSP though.
#3503 [22:34] <zelda> its when there is light in the room. most people probably wake up in the dark and dont see it because it only lasts a minutes
#3504 [22:34] <SploogeTheFish> Thank you voxel head
#3505 [22:35] <Awesomeness> Don't thank Voxel, he has no feelings.
#3506 [22:35] <SploogeTheFish> D:
#3507 [22:35] <zelda> last time something like this happened i was playing ultima online and would see herbs in my room
#3508 [22:35] <SploogeTheFish> Hu ruh ha ruha
#3509 [22:36] <SploogeTheFish> James and the dirty objects,lol.
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#3514 [22:47] <Jessie> Hello
#3515 [22:47] <Jessie> ?
#3516 [22:47] <zchr> Hello.
#3517 [22:48] <Jessie> My game crashes when i try to log in
#3518 [22:48] <Michl3545> Do you by chance have mods installed?
#3519 [22:48] <zchr> Jessie win/reinst
#3520 [22:48] <zchr> what
#3521 [22:49] <zchr> ??> Jessie win/reinst
#3522 [22:49] <VoxelHead> Jessie: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3523 [22:49] <Michl3545> ??> Jessie win/reinst
#3524 [22:49] <VoxelHead> Jessie: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3525 [22:49] <Jessie> Yeah, i just installed them a few days ago, but it as working not even an hour ago
#3526 [22:49] <zchr> Have you updated your video drivers?
#3527 [22:49] <Michl3545> this isn't a video driver problem
#3528 [22:49] <zchr> Are you running 32-bit or 64-bit windows?
#3529 [22:49] <Jessie> 32-bit
#3530 [22:50] <Michl3545> my guess would be your mods fried your minecraft
#3531 [22:50] <zchr> Do you get a black screen?
#3532 [22:50] <Jessie> Oh, well i tried deleting the game and re-intsalling but it still crashed
#3533 [22:50] <zchr> okay
#3534 [22:50] <Jessie> Yes, then an error message saying it crashed
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#3536 [22:52] <Jessie> So what do I do?
#3537 [22:52] <Michl3545> what exactly did you delete?
#3538 [22:53] <Jessie> Just the minecraft file that you download, i had moved it to my desktop, is that not enough?
#3539 [22:53] <Michl3545> aha
#3540 [22:54] <Michl3545> no
#3541 [22:54] <Jessie> lol, thought so
#3542 [22:54] <Michl3545> that is only the launcher; minecraft installs stuff locally
#3543 [22:54] <Michl3545> follow the instructions voxelhead told you earlier
#3544 [22:54] <Jessie> okay, so i need to delete the stuff in the .minecraft?
#3545 [22:55] <Jessie> the (win/reinst)
#3546 [22:55] <Jessie> ?
#3547 [22:55] <Michl3545> yes, everything except saves
#3548 [22:55] <Jessie> okay, thank you so much
#3549 [22:55] <Michl3545> the saves folder is where your single player worlds are saved
#3550 [22:55] <Michl3545> that will make minecraft re-download everything
#3551 [22:57] <Jessie> Yeah, okay, well i did it and it's still logging in, will it take time to download everything again within the game that it's doing?
#3552 [22:57] <Michl3545> not very long
#3553 [22:57] <Michl3545> unless you have dial up
#3554 [22:57] <Michl3545> then all bets are off
#3555 [22:57] <Michl3545> :)
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#3558 [23:00] <Jessie> okay, well i did everything but it still crashed
#3559 [23:00] <Michl3545> do you get an error message?
#3560 [23:01] <Jessie> Yeah, the one that says minecraft has crashed
#3561 [23:01] <zchr> Tell us what's in the error message!
#3562 [23:01] <zchr> uh, pastebin is down, so use http://pastebay.com
#3563 [23:01] <zchr> Dump it there.
#3564 [23:02] <Jessie> ok, hold on
#3565 [23:03] <Jessie> http://pastebay.com/126711
#3566 [23:03] <McPlusPlus> "PasteBay.com - Free uncensored text hosting" at pastebay.com
#3567 [23:03] <Jessie> That work?
#3568 [23:04] <zchr> Your video drivers probably do not support hardware acceleration.
#3569 [23:04] <zchr> Try installing the latest drivers for your video card.
#3570 [23:04] <Michl3545> was your minecraft working earlier?
#3571 [23:05] <zchr> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/252430-random-crashing-solved/
#3572 [23:05] <Jessie> Okay, but the game was just working not very long ago
#3573 [23:05] <McPlusPlus> "Random Crashing [Solved] - Minecraft Forum" at www.minecraftforum.net
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#3575 [23:05] <zchr> whoops, that was a useless post
#3576 [23:05] <zchr> sorry
#3577 [23:05] <Michl3545> "the game was just working not very long ago" that is why i don't think it is a graphics issue
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#3579 [23:06] <zchr> PROTIP: GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE
#3580 [23:06] <holt96> what is the mod channel?
#3581 [23:06] <holt96> hello?
#3582 [23:07] <Michl3545> ??> holt96 mods
#3583 [23:07] <VoxelHead> holt96: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3584 [23:07] <VoxelHead> holt96: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3585 [23:10] <Michl3545> Jessie: has minecraft whined to you about video card drivers at all?
#3586 [23:10] <Jessie> nope
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#3588 [23:11] <Michl3545> did anything change with your system before minecraft stopped working?
#3589 [23:12] <Michl3545> did something update, did you change any settings, etc
#3590 [23:12] <Michl3545> it is suspicious that it WAS working but isn't now
#3591 [23:16] <Michl3545> -.-
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#3593 [23:18] <Jessie> Okay, i updated java, restarted my computer and my flashplayer updated and now it works so i guess one of those helped
#3594 [23:18] <Michl3545> it would have been the java update
#3595 [23:18] <Michl3545> or perhaps the restart
#3596 [23:18] <Jessie> okay :) I'm just glad it works again
#3597 [23:18] <Jessie> Thank you so much for all of your help though
#3598 [23:18] <Michl3545> but flash has nothing to do with minecraft. good to have it up to date anyways, though
#3599 [23:19] <Michl3545> glad you got it working
#3600 [23:19] <Jessie> Thanks again, bye bye :)
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#3604 [23:24] <abby> hey all. i purchased the game and it will bring up the .exe file, but then it disappears. not really sure how to go about this. any help is much appreciated.
#3605 [23:25] <Michl3545> what disappears? the file or the window?
#3606 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> abby - How much RAM do you have?
#3607 [23:25] <abby> the window
#3608 [23:26] <abby> 1 sec checking
#3609 [23:26] <zchr> Do you have Java installed?
#3610 [23:26] <abby> 8192 MB
#3611 [23:26] <abby> and yes, just reinstalled
#3612 [23:26] <abby> to be sure
#3613 [23:27] <zchr> 64-bit windows, I'd asume, correct?
#3614 [23:27] <abby> yes
#3615 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Could you please follow these instructions, let us know if there's any errors that pop up
#3616 [23:27] <abby> win7
#3617 [23:27] <abby> ok
#3618 [23:27] <zchr> Did you install 64-bit Java?
#3619 [23:27] <abby> yes, i did
#3620 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> Or dang, pastebin's down
#3621 [23:27] <zchr> okay
#3622 [23:27] <zchr> http://pastebay.com
#3623 [23:27] <McPlusPlus> "PasteBay.com - Free uncensored text hosting" at pastebay.com
#3624 [23:27] <abby> okay. i clicked the window
#3625 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> I had instructions up on how to launch minecraft with 256 megs of RAM via batch file
#3626 [23:28] <abby> shoot
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#3628 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Could you download minecraft.jar from the download site on minecraft.net
#3629 [23:28] <abby> sure. 1 sec
#3630 [23:29] <abby> it brings up the mineraft launcher like before, but the window still goes away
#3631 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> In the same folder where you downloaded the .jar to, make a new text file
#3632 [23:29] <abby> ok
#3633 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> In the text file, paste this in:
#3634 [23:29] <abby> ok
#3635 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3636 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> pause
#3637 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> It'll be two seperate lines
#3638 [23:30] <abby> ok
#3639 [23:30] <Michl3545> ...why would you want to launch it with less ram?
#3640 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> Now, save the file (save as)
#3641 [23:30] <GreyVulpine> Save it as "All files" as type, and Run.bat as the filename
#3642 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> Michl3545 - This'll run minecraft with the minimum required, so we can rule anything out.
#3643 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> It'll also give errors via the command line
#3644 [23:31] <abby> so it's just a batch file?
#3645 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> abby - Yes
#3646 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> Now double click on the .bat file
#3647 [23:31] <abby> ok
#3648 [23:31] <abby> done
#3649 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> What comes up?
#3650 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> Pastie.org it if it's long
#3651 [23:31] <abby> a window telling me to click any key to continue
#3652 [23:31] <abby> ok
#3653 [23:31] <abby> 1 sec
#3654 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> Anything else?
#3655 [23:32] <abby> yes
#3656 [23:32] <abby> but i don't know how to transfer, i'm not very computer savvy
#3657 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> No worries. Right click on the command window
#3658 [23:32] <abby> ok
#3659 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Choose "mark", click and drag the selection, right click again to copy it
#3660 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Then paste it whereever you wish
#3661 [23:33] <abby> ok 1 sec
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#3663 [23:34] <abby> won't letme copy, but the jist is this: 'java' us not recognized as an internal or external command operable program or batch file
#3664 [23:35] <zchr> 'tis not in your path
#3665 [23:35] <abby> hmm
#3666 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> Could you try completely uninstalling java and reinstalling it?
#3667 [23:35] <abby> that's what i think i'll do
#3668 [23:35] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, we'll walk you through how to add java to environment variables.. but that's a lengthy process
#3669 [23:36] <abby> haha. hopefully that won't be necessary
#3670 [23:36] <Michl3545> if only we could offer remote support
#3671 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> We could, via teamviewer
#3672 [23:36] <abby> yeah "/ but i truly do appreciate your help and time
#3673 [23:36] <GreyVulpine> But I reserve that right for matters that can't be resolved over text help
#3674 [23:37] <abby> yeah
#3675 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> ie, port forwarding people's routers for the bazillionth time.
#3676 [23:37] <abby> eesh
#3677 [23:37] <Michl3545> lol
#3678 [23:38] <Michl3545> well, you have to admit, port forwarding has a rather steep learning curve.
#3679 [23:38] <abby> haha. i bet. cause i have never even heard of it
#3680 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> It.. really wasn't that hard to figure out, and I didn't have the benefit of portforward.com back in the good ol' days
#3681 [23:38] <Michl3545> you need it for hosting a server
#3682 [23:38] <zchr> port forwarding isn't that fucking hard, i figured it out myself :(
#3683 [23:38] <GreyVulpine> Kids these days have it easy
#3684 [23:38] <Michl3545> i just googled it
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#3686 [23:39] <abby> hahaha. well, i just feel stupid now
#3687 [23:39] <abby> ok. java reloaded. let's see...
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#3689 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> Nothing to feel stupid about
#3690 [23:39] <Michl3545> we are all just nerds
#3691 [23:39] <GreyVulpine> ^
#3692 [23:40] <mib_r29vvq> i try to download minecraft but i can never get it to become on my main homecreen i always have to go to the internet page and re download.. anyone know what to do
#3693 [23:40] <abby> :3
#3694 [23:40] <zchr> what are you talking about
#3695 [23:40] <abby> okay. got the .exe file.
#3696 [23:40] <abby> clicked it
#3697 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Do you know where you downloaded it to?
#3698 [23:40] <abby> hit run
#3699 [23:40] <abby> hit login
#3700 [23:40] <abby> ...nothing
#3701 [23:40] <mib_r29vvq> i always hit save and run but it never saves right to my homescreen
#3702 [23:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Then figure out where it downloads to, and move it
#3703 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - What browser did you use?
#3704 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> abby - Could you try the .bat file again?
#3705 [23:41] <mib_r29vvq> minecraft.net
#3706 [23:41] <abby> i feel like i'm missing something. it's the minecraft launcher that disappeared.
#3707 [23:41] <abby> is it firefox that's doing this?
#3708 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> abby - Shouldn't be
#3709 [23:41] <mib_r29vvq> im not sure
#3710 [23:41] <abby> i'll try the .bat file again
#3711 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Did you use IE? Firefox? Chrome? Safari? Opera?
#3712 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> What browser did you use to download minecraft?
#3713 [23:42] <mib_r29vvq> when i try to connect to a server it always sais failled to connect
#3714 [23:42] <mib_r29vvq> ie
#3715 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Then the server you tried is most likely down
#3716 [23:42] <mib_r29vvq> i use
#3717 [23:42] <mib_r29vvq> IE
#3718 [23:42] <zchr> make sure you "save" it and not "open" it
#3719 [23:43] <mib_r29vvq> ok and then what do i do after its saved
#3720 [23:43] <abby> batch file had same effect
#3721 [23:43] <abby> i have all the files, this is so frustrating. i just don't know what is wrong and why it's doing this
#3722 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Go to your start menu, go to your name
#3723 [23:44] <abby> not even in browser works
#3724 [23:44] <mib_r29vvq> does anyone have a peacfull server i can get on
#3725 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Do you see the downloads folder there?
#3726 [23:44] <mib_r29vvq> i figured it out
#3727 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - Try s.nerd.nu
#3728 [23:44] <mib_r29vvq> ip?
#3729 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> "s.nerd.nu" is the ip
#3730 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> or rather, hostname
#3731 [23:45] <mib_r29vvq> wow this server is crazy
#3732 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> It's reddit's server.
#3733 [23:46] <abby> haha
#3734 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> abby - Same error message from the .bat file?
#3735 [23:47] <abby> yes
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#3737 [23:47] <abby> to no avail
#3738 [23:47] <abby> not even in browser works if that's any clue as to the problem
#3739 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> Oi, alright. let's add java to the environment variables then
#3740 [23:47] <mib_r29vvq> does anyone have any good tips on how to make bows or anything good
#3741 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_r29vvq - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#3742 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> Bookmark it, learn to love it
#3743 [23:48] <mib_r29vvq> or does anyone know how to get me to look like link
#3744 [23:48] <abby> ok. java to variables.
#3745 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bow
#3746 [23:48] <McPlusPlus> "Bow - Minecraft Wiki" at www.minecraftwiki.net
#3747 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> abby - First off, go to your control panel, if you're not in large icons or classic view, do so
#3748 [23:48] <abby> ok
#3749 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> Look for the java app there
#3750 [23:48] <GreyVulpine> Go into it, go to the java tab at the top, then click on the view button
#3751 [23:48] <abby> under programs?
#3752 [23:49] <GreyVulpine> No, in your control panel
#3753 [23:49] <abby> ok
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#3755 [23:49] <EntityReborn_> ohai.
#3756 [23:49] <GreyVulpine> Got it open abby?
#3757 [23:49] <abby> ok. problem. why does it say 32-bit???
#3758 [23:49] <abby> that might be my problem
#3759 [23:49] <abby> but i downloaded 64?
#3760 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#3761 [23:50] <abby> but yes, it's open
#3762 [23:50] <zchr> Try downloading java in a 64-bit browser, like internet exporer (64-bit)
#3763 [23:50] <abby> ok
#3764 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the path listed there?
#3765 [23:51] <GreyVulpine> Please copy and paste it here
#3766 [23:51] <abby> where would the path be loacted?
#3767 [23:51] <GreyVulpine> Oh, did you go up to the java tab at the top, then pressed the "View" button?
#3768 [23:52] <abby> i opened the java control panel
#3769 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> There's the java tab at the top, to the right of the General tab
#3770 [23:53] <abby> yes
#3771 [23:53] <abby> ok
#3772 [23:53] <abby> 1.6 1.6.0_26 http://java.sun.com/products/autodl/j2se C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\javaw.exe true
#3773 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Then "View", copy and paste the path here.
#3774 [23:53] <abby> :)
#3775 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, alright
#3776 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> You can close that now.
#3777 [23:53] <abby> ok
#3778 [23:53] <zchr> that's 32-bit java, alright
#3779 [23:53] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, right click on "Computer" and go to properties.
#3780 [23:54] <abby> yeah, i'm downloading the 64 bit version as we speak
#3781 [23:54] <abby> ok
#3782 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> Along the left side, you should see something like advanced system properties
#3783 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> Click on that, then "Environment variables" inside
#3784 [23:54] <abby> mhm
#3785 [23:54] <abby> ok
#3786 [23:54] <GreyVulpine> Bottom panel should be System variables, look for a "Path" variable
#3787 [23:55] <abby> ok
#3788 [23:55] <abby> it's '%commonprogramfiles%'
#3789 [23:55] <abby> but it continues
#3790 [23:55] <abby> i just finished downloading 64 bit java
#3791 [23:56] <abby> should i try again, but keep the stuff up
#3792 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> Right. at the very end, you'll want to paste this in:
#3793 [23:56] <abby> ok
#3794 [23:56] <abby> %CommonProgramFiles%\Microsoft Shared\Windows Live;c:\Program Files (x86)\NVIDIA Corporation\PhysX\Common;%SystemRoot%\system32;%SystemRoot%;%SystemRoot%\System32\Wbem;%SYSTEMROOT%\System32\WindowsPowerShell\v1.0\;C:\Program Files (x86)\ATI Technologies\ATI.ACE\Core-Static;C:\Program Files\WIDCOMM\Bluetooth Software\;C:\Program Files\WIDCOMM\Bluetooth Softwar
#3795 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> ;C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\
#3796 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> Bleh yeah
#3797 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> Note the semicolon, and I didn't include javaw.exe
#3798 [23:56] <abby> haha. okay. ; included?
#3799 [23:56] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3800 [23:56] <abby> ok
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#3802 [23:57] <abby> ok
#3803 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> Press okay, close it, try the .bat now
#3804 [23:57] <abby> done
#3805 [23:57] <abby> ok
#3806 [23:57] <GreyVulpine> What does it give you?
#3807 [23:58] <abby> a looooooooot of stuff
#3808 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy, can you copy it?
#3809 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Right click -> "Mark" -> drag and select -> right click again
#3810 [23:58] <abby> ok
#3811 [23:58] <GreyVulpine> Then ctrl-v at pastie.org or a text pasting site of your choice
#3812 [23:59] <abby> C:\Users\Drake\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.j ar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/Launche rFrame Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.LauncherFrame at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source) at java.security.Acces
#3813 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Oh wait.. why did you launch it there
#3814 [23:59] <abby> uh oh
#3815 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> You need to download the minecraft.jar file from the website.
#3816 [23:59] <abby> :(
#3817 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> That's the launcher.
#3818 [23:59] <abby> ah poo
#3819 [23:59] <abby> wrong one?
#3820 [23:59] <abby> ok
#3821 [23:59] <GreyVulpine> Yeah