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#2 [00:00] <abby> ok. then i click options? go to the files?
#3 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> the minecraft.jar from the website is the launcher, the minecraft.jar from the bin/ folder is the game. Two different things
#4 [00:00] <abby> shizzah
#5 [00:00] <Awesomeness> I am so sleepy
#6 [00:01] <Awesomeness> I need sleep badly
#7 [00:01] <abby> okay, well, the launcher is up
#8 [00:01] <abby> now i'm confused
#9 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Just curious abby, in the folder where you have minecraft.exe, do you have any hs_err_pid files?
#10 [00:01] <abby> i'm so sorry :(
#11 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> No worries
#12 [00:01] <Awesomeness> I am falling asleep
#13 [00:01] * Michl3545 flicks sand in Awesomeness
#13 [00:01] <Awesomeness> I cannot stay awake much longer
#14 [00:01] <Michl3545> ...eyes
#15 [00:01] * Awesomeness fades away
#15 [00:02] <abby> .exe file just brings up launcher
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#17 [00:02] <abby> no err files
#18 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> So the launcher's fine, but when you go to login, minecraft just crashes?
#19 [00:02] <abby> i can't even login
#20 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> or closes
#21 [00:02] <abby> yes
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#23 [00:03] <abby> is it my graphics?
#24 [00:03] <Michl3545> if only irc still had vunerabilities allowing remote execution of code, giving support would be so much easier
#25 [00:03] <EntityReborn> abby, try running it from console?
#26 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> EntityReborn - The launcher runs fine
#27 [00:03] <abby> yeah. just won't load
#28 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> There's something else that minecraft doesn't like
#29 [00:03] <EntityReborn> GreyVulpine, any errors would be printed to console.
#30 [00:03] <Awesomeness> Good morning everyone, I am about to go to sleep.
#31 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, try.
#32 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> true
#33 [00:03] <Awesomeness> Later GV.
#34 [00:03] <abby> okay
#35 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> abby - Try the minecraft.jar from the website, and run it with the .bat file
#36 [00:04] <Awesomeness> I said, later GV.
#37 [00:04] * GreyVulpine kicks Awesomeness
#37 [00:04] <Awesomeness> :(
#38 [00:04] <EntityReborn> That is the first thing i recommend, with such issues. Run it from console, pastebin the results.
#39 [00:04] <EntityReborn> <redact> the user, etc, if desired.
#40 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> pastebin's down
#41 [00:04] <abby> i don't know what console is :( and where do i place the batch file is i put itin the wrong place the first time
#42 [00:04] <EntityReborn> gist.github.com then
#43 [00:05] <EntityReborn> abby, you don't really need the batch
#44 [00:05] <EntityReborn> also, what OS do you use?
#45 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> abby - Download minecraft.jar onto your desktop
#46 [00:05] <abby> okay... haha. ahhh.
#47 [00:05] <abby> ok
#48 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#49 [00:05] <McPlusPlus> "Minecraft" at www.minecraft.net
#50 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> I am so going to kick that bot..
#51 [00:05] <EntityReborn> :P
#52 [00:05] <EntityReborn> Whose is it?
#53 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> gOne2002's
#54 [00:06] <EntityReborn> >.< its running under root.
#55 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
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#57 [00:06] <EntityReborn> or, so says it's ident
#58 [00:06] <abby> ok saved to desktop
#59 [00:06] <Awesomeness> I SAID, later GV
#60 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> It's running under root, we've had this discussion with gOne2002 already
#61 [00:06] <EntityReborn> abby, what OS do you run?
#62 [00:06] <abby> win7
#63 [00:06] * GreyVulpine jabs Awesomeness off
#63 [00:06] <EntityReborn> ok
#64 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> abby - Alright, place the .bat file on the desktop as well
#65 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> abby - Then run it
#66 [00:06] <EntityReborn> hold down the windows key
#67 [00:07] <EntityReborn> ah, do what Grey says.
#68 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> We're good here EntityReborn, .bat file's already made up
#69 [00:07] <abby> haha ok
#70 [00:07] <EntityReborn> I'll shutup
#71 [00:07] <EntityReborn> We don't need collision of commands :P
#72 [00:07] <EntityReborn> Grey, where is the said bat?
#73 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> abby's moving it to the desktop righ tnow
#74 [00:07] <EntityReborn> s/b/.b/
#75 [00:07] <EntityReborn> GreyVulpine, I mean, where can I have a look at it?
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#77 [00:08] <abby> yeah. i need it again.
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#79 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> Just a simple:
#80 [00:08] <abby> for some odd reason, i decided to dlete it
#81 [00:08] <abby> ah
#82 [00:08] <abby> nvm
#83 [00:08] <abby> found it
#84 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#85 [00:08] <abby> ok
#86 [00:08] <GreyVulpine> pause
#87 [00:08] <abby> run.bat opens launcher
#88 [00:08] <EntityReborn> GreyVulpine, awesome.
#89 [00:08] <abby> no other errors
#90 [00:09] <EntityReborn> tho you can do java -jar minecraft.jar
#91 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> log in, it closes, look at the command prompt for errors
#92 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> EntityReborn - Sure.
#93 [00:09] <abby> ahhhh... bunches
#94 [00:09] <EntityReborn> Tho I see you customise the RAM usage
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#96 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> Alright, could you copy that, paste it at www.pastie.org
#97 [00:09] <GreyVulpine> Then give us the link
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#99 [00:10] <EntityReborn> aetherian, having fun are we?
#100 [00:10] * GreyVulpine stabs aetherian's innernet
#100 [00:10] <EntityReborn> :P
#101 [00:10] <aetherian> @.@
#102 [00:10] <abby> how do i send link?
#103 [00:10] <abby> :/
#104 [00:10] <EntityReborn> Oh, get this: I'm currently connected to a 5GHz network with a a/b/g wifi card
#105 [00:10] <GreyVulpine> abby - Just copy the address at the top of your browser and paste it here
#106 [00:10] <aetherian> I'm getting a new router soon anyhow
#107 [00:10] <abby> http://pastie.org/
#108 [00:10] <McPlusPlus> "New - Pastie" at pastie.org
#109 [00:10] <abby> ?? haha
#110 [00:11] <EntityReborn> abby, oaste the contents, click submit, or save, or w/e it is
#111 [00:11] <EntityReborn> THEN copy paste the address
#112 [00:11] <abby> http://pastie.org/2099642
#113 [00:11] <McPlusPlus> "#2099642 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#114 [00:11] <abby> ahh. i crtl v
#115 [00:11] <abby> 'ed
#116 [00:12] <EntityReborn> Oh jeeze
#117 [00:12] <abby> D:
#118 [00:12] <EntityReborn> you managed to segfault java somehow
#119 [00:12] <abby> say whaaaaaaa
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#121 [00:12] <abby> i done goofed
#122 [00:12] <EntityReborn> abby, pastebin C:\Users\Drake\Desktop\hs_err_pid5236.log
#123 [00:13] * Hexaholic Yawns
#123 [00:13] <EntityReborn> GreyVulpine, atio?
#124 [00:13] <EntityReborn> audio?
#125 [00:13] <xales> EntityReborn: No need
#126 [00:13] <xales> It's the ATI driver
#127 [00:13] <EntityReborn> Oh
#128 [00:13] <EntityReborn> oh f me
#129 [00:13] <EntityReborn> ati 0
#130 [00:13] <abby> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x000000006903d218, pid=5236, tid=1976 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-amd64 compressed oops) # Problematic frame: # C [atio6axx.dll+0xd218] # # If you would like to subm
#131 [00:13] <EntityReborn> didn't read that correctly
#132 [00:14] <EntityReborn> abby, I said pastebin
#133 [00:14] <EntityReborn> :P
#134 [00:14] <Hexaholic> :L
#135 [00:14] <abby> oooops
#136 [00:14] <GreyVulpine> Now we know it's the atii drivers
#137 [00:14] <GreyVulpine> Getting somewhere now
#138 [00:14] <abby> it's down
#139 [00:14] <abby> atii drivers?
#140 [00:14] <EntityReborn> could it be that he's running under java64?
#141 [00:14] <EntityReborn> abby, typo
#142 [00:14] <GreyVulpine> ATI video drivers
#143 [00:14] <GreyVulpine> Sorry.
#144 [00:14] <abby> haha
#145 [00:15] <abby> well, i tried 32 and 64
#146 [00:15] <abby> idk
#147 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> Alright, could you give us a dxdiag abby?
#148 [00:15] <Hexaholic> EntityReborn Pastebin.com is offline, lol
#149 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> ??> abby win/dxdiag
#150 [00:15] <VoxelHead> abby: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#151 [00:15] <VoxelHead> abby: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#152 [00:15] <EntityReborn> Hexaholic, I meant that in a general sense.
#153 [00:15] <GreyVulpine> use pastie.org instead of pastebin
#154 [00:15] <EntityReborn> Not just pastebin.com or whatever.
#155 [00:15] <abby> oh god. lemme read this all real quick
#156 [00:15] <Hexaholic> Im guessing what Lulzsec and anon was posting on Pastebin, they took there site offline
#157 [00:15] <Hexaholic> lol
#158 [00:16] <EntityReborn> Hexaholic, they will just use a different one.
#159 [00:16] <Hexaholic> ^_^
#160 [00:17] <Hexaholic> Grey I FINALY built my house (:
#161 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> Underground? Floating?
#162 [00:17] <Hexaholic> Floating! :)
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#165 [00:17] <abby> http://pastie.org/2099665
#166 [00:17] <McPlusPlus> "#2099665 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#167 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> Is it flammable?
#168 [00:17] <Hexaholic> Um
#169 [00:17] <Hexaholic> The floor is, yeah, lol
#170 [00:17] <Hexaholic> But rest is stone
#171 [00:18] * GreyVulpine goes after with a lighter
#171 [00:18] <Hexaholic> Heyyy!
#172 [00:18] * Hexaholic slaps GreyVulpine around a bit with a large trout
#172 [00:18] <GreyVulpine> Ow
#173 [00:18] <Hexaholic> Is it possible for a zombie to spwan in ur house btw?
#174 [00:18] <GreyVulpine> Alrighty abby, looks like you're running a ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870 on Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bi
#175 [00:18] <abby> haha yes
#176 [00:19] <Hexaholic> Nice pc name, LOL
#177 [00:19] <abby> haaha
#178 [00:19] <GreyVulpine> You'll want to download and install these drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx
#179 [00:20] <abby> last time i tried to download a driver, though, it really made my computer bomb out
#180 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> It looks like your computer very new, should be a problem.
#181 [00:20] <abby> should?
#182 [00:21] <Hexaholic> he ment shouldnt
#183 [00:21] <Hexaholic> :P
#184 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> bah, I screwed that up
#185 [00:21] * GreyVulpine blames tiredness
#185 [00:21] * Hexaholic Slaps Grey, wake up!
#185 [00:21] <abby> haha. i gotcha. but i don't understand why it would bomb.
#186 [00:21] <abby> it's okay GV. i'm super tired too. i just want to fix this then sleep
#187 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> Hopefully this will fix it.
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#189 [00:22] <tiredness> So GreyVulpine, I heard you were blaming me!
#190 [00:22] <abby> alright i'll risk it
#191 [00:22] * tiredness is very sad now.
#191 [00:22] <abby> downloading driver now
#192 [00:22] * tiredness feels unloved!
#192 [00:22] * GreyVulpine blames tiredness for everything
#192 [00:22] * Hexaholic slaps tiredness around a bit with a large trout
#192 [00:22] * xales slaps Hexaholic around quite a lot with an itsy bitsy default menu entry
#192 [00:22] <Hexaholic> =[
#193 [00:23] <abby> cheer up!
#194 [00:23] <Hexaholic> I really need to stop staying up allnight
#195 [00:23] * Hexaholic blames MineCraft
#195 [00:23] <abby> i just want to be able to go to sleep before 3 am tonight
#196 [00:23] <abby> that's all
#197 [00:23] <abby> haha
#198 [00:23] <Hexaholic> its 5:30 am here
#199 [00:24] <abby> sheesh 1223 am
#200 [00:24] <abby> i'm on the east coast usa
#201 [00:24] <GreyVulpine> Likewise.
#202 [00:24] <abby> very nice!
#203 [00:24] <Hexaholic> Uk here ^^
#204 [00:24] <abby> :3
#205 [00:24] <Hexaholic> Im a bloody brit!
#206 [00:24] <Hexaholic> lol
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#208 [00:26] <abby> blaarrgghhh
#209 [00:26] <abby> all this work for minecraft! better be worth it! :D
#210 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, should see some of the solutions I've had to email people
#211 [00:27] <EntityReborn> abby, have you tried running as admin, xp compat mode, etc?
#212 [00:27] * EntityReborn blows things out his ass.
#212 [00:27] * GreyVulpine stabs EntityReborn.
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#213 [00:28] <EntityReborn> Heh
#214 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> Don't need to overcomplicate things! ATI drivers, that's it.
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#216 [00:28] <EntityReborn> Cool
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#218 [00:32] <Hexaholic> lALALALALA
#219 [00:32] <Hexaholic> oops stupid caps
#220 [00:32] <videogamekraz> I need a question answered, please. Did any of the recent updates "break" the possibility of making an animal farm? I was trying to make one underground on my server, but it isn't spawning anything. It's well-lit, full of grass, and even has water...
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#222 [00:33] <abby> just really screwed up my computer with that driver
#223 [00:33] <abby> i don't think i'll mess with it any more
#224 [00:33] <abby> not sure if it's worth it
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#226 [00:33] <EntityReborn> abby, how would tha tscrew up your computer?
#227 [00:33] <Hexaholic> A driver wont screw up ur pc, lol
#228 [00:33] <abby> it crashed it
#229 [00:34] <Hexaholic> ...
#230 [00:34] <abby> well, it wouldn't download and it reverted my screen to some weird resokution
#231 [00:34] <abby> seriously blue screen and all
#232 [00:34] <EntityReborn> abby, if its made for your computer, if wont crash it
#233 [00:34] <Hexaholic> Your pc is better then mine, and mine installs drivers fine... lol
#234 [00:34] <abby> haha. idk :/ blue screens just freak me out
#235 [00:35] <abby> it seriously said it failed to install
#236 [00:35] <abby> blahhh
#237 [00:35] <Hexaholic> I belive when instaling new drivers, it will make ur screen go blue, and change the res, but then it will go back
#238 [00:35] <abby> ok
#239 [00:35] <Hexaholic> And i dont belive ur pc is crashing, not with 8gigs of ram, and a intel core i7
#240 [00:35] <Hexaholic> just no ways
#241 [00:35] <abby> i honestly don't know
#242 [00:35] <Hexaholic> unless u have a crud HDD, lol
#243 [00:36] <abby> prob
#244 [00:36] <abby> my res just blows right now
#245 [00:36] <abby> and won't change to any higher
#246 [00:36] <Hexaholic> cause u need to install the drivers
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#248 [00:37] <abby> well, i mean, it won't revert to before the failed install
#249 [00:37] <videogamekraz> Can someone please help me with my problem in Minecraft? This is the support channel for it, after all...
#250 [00:37] <EntityReborn> videogamekraz, what is your issue?
#251 [00:37] <EntityReborn> What OS, etc
#252 [00:38] <Hexaholic> abby One way or another, you need to install ur drivers, or update them with the link Grey give you
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#254 [00:38] <abby> ok
#255 [00:38] <abby> thank you
#256 [00:38] * Hexaholic facepalms
#256 [00:39] <insecur> so
#257 [00:39] <insecur> I need server help
#258 [00:39] <videogamekraz> It's not a technical issue, it's an in-game issue. I'm having trouble with my animal farm
#259 [00:39] <EntityReborn> Hexaholic, :P
#260 [00:39] <EntityReborn> oh, I wouldn't kno wabout that.
#261 [00:39] <EntityReborn> ok, I'm out for the nigtht.
#262 [00:39] <Hexaholic> EntityReborn Wut? lol
#263 [00:40] <videogamekraz> Okay, thanks anyway, I'll just post on the MC forums.
#264 [00:40] <Hexaholic> Grey did a runner again, or he's fallen asleep, lol
#265 [00:40] <insecur> So...
#266 [00:40] * Hexaholic slaps GreyVulpine around a bit with a large trout
#266 [00:40] <insecur> XD
#267 [00:41] <insecur> Can anyone here help with server problems?
#268 [00:41] <Hexaholic> You may have to wait for Grey to wake up insecur
#269 [00:41] <insecur> ...
#270 [00:41] <Michl3545> what be your problems?
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#272 [00:42] <insecur> I cant make a server multiplayer for mac
#273 [00:42] <Michl3545> what is going wrong?
#274 [00:42] <insecur> idk
#275 [00:42] <Michl3545> what have you done so far?
#276 [00:42] <Havanacus> Are you saying that other's can't join your server?
#277 [00:42] <insecur> yea
#278 [00:42] <Michl3545> can you join with localhost?
#279 [00:42] <insecur> ...huh?
#280 [00:43] <Michl3545> try to connect to your own server from the computer it is being hosted on using 127.0.0.1 as the ip address
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#282 [00:43] <insecur> I can do that
#283 [00:43] <Michl3545> aha
#284 [00:43] <Havanacus> Make sure the other people are using the IP given at this site: http://www.whatismyip.com/
#285 [00:44] <insecur> I tried that and even I couldnt log on'
#286 [00:44] <Michl3545> what ip are you giving out?
#287 [00:44] <Michl3545> if you don't mind
#288 [00:44] <insecur> the one I found on terminal
#289 [00:44] <insecur> by using ifconfig
#290 [00:44] <Michl3545> does it start with 192.168
#291 [00:44] <insecur> ye
#292 [00:45] <Michl3545> i know what is wrong
#293 [00:45] <Michl3545> that is a local ip
#294 [00:45] <insecur> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#295 [00:45] <Havanacus> Please use the one given by the website I linked to.
#296 [00:45] <insecur> ok thx
#297 [00:45] <Michl3545> wait
#298 [00:45] <insecur> yea
#299 [00:45] <Michl3545> wait a sec
#300 [00:45] <insecur> ok...
#301 [00:46] <Michl3545> first off, to find your WAN IP you can go here
#302 [00:46] <insecur> whats that?
#303 [00:46] <Michl3545> irc tells me it is 24.4.18.86
#304 [00:46] <Michl3545> oops
#305 [00:46] <Michl3545> i didn't give you the url
#306 [00:46] <Michl3545> http://trasir.com/
#307 [00:46] <McPlusPlus> "Trasir - IP Address and Domain Lookup" at trasir.com
#308 [00:46] * xales kicked McPlusPlus from #minecrafthelp (Reason: McPlusPlus)
#309 [00:46] <Michl3545> LOL YES
#310 [00:47] <insecur> whats a WAN IP?
#311 [00:47] <xales> WAN = Wide Area Network
#312 [00:47] <insecur> oh
#313 [00:47] <Michl3545> the 192. whatever ip is only on your local network
#314 [00:47] <xales> In other words, the INternet
#315 [00:47] <xales> Internet, even
#316 [00:47] <insecur> so other ppl use that to gest on
#317 [00:47] <Michl3545> the rest of the internet needs your wan ip
#318 [00:47] <insecur> *get
#319 [00:47] <Michl3545> insecur: do you have multiple computers on your home internet?
#320 [00:48] <insecur> yes
#321 [00:48] <insecur> 4
#322 [00:48] <Michl3545> you will need to set up port forwarding too
#323 [00:48] <Michl3545> !check 24.4.18.86
#324 [00:48] <insecur> oh no what that
#325 [00:48] <Michl3545> it isn't that hard
#326 [00:48] <insecur> oh yaaay
#327 [00:49] <Michl3545> try going to the url http://192.168.1.1
#328 [00:49] <insecur> ok one sec
#329 [00:50] <insecur> says Ineed a name + password
#330 [00:50] <Michl3545> do you know them? it is your router
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#332 [00:51] <insecur> name being the name of your network
#333 [00:51] <Michl3545> i'm assuming you are the one who set up your router
#334 [00:51] <Michl3545> though admin and blank is usually a good guess
#335 [00:51] <Michl3545> what brand of router do you have?
#336 [00:52] <insecur> linksys
#337 [00:52] <Michl3545> what type?
#338 [00:53] <insecur> Wireless-G
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#340 [00:53] <Michl3545> err
#341 [00:53] <Michl3545> what else is written on it
#342 [00:53] <Michl3545> does it say WRT54G
#343 [00:53] <insecur> 2.4 ghz
#344 [00:54] <Yurka_MAku> im having an issue, im playing solo, and it keeps stopping the game with "Out of Memory" error
#345 [00:54] <insecur> wrt54gs
#346 [00:54] <Hexaholic> Yurka_MAku How much ram do u have?
#347 [00:54] <Yurka_MAku> 16 gigs
#348 [00:54] <Michl3545> try admin as username and password
#349 [00:54] <Hexaholic> O.o
#350 [00:54] <Hexaholic> mhm
#351 [00:54] <Yurka_MAku> its about as perplexing as it sounds
#352 [00:55] <insecur> nope
#353 [00:55] <Hexaholic> lol
#354 [00:55] <Michl3545> insecur: do you own the router, or does it belong to another family member?
#355 [00:55] <Yurka_MAku> i mean, i can run RF Armageddon, but Minecraft decides it wants to under-utilize my laptop
#356 [00:55] <insecur> whole family technically
#357 [00:55] <Michl3545> did you set it up?
#358 [00:55] <xales> Yurka_MAku: Install 64-bit Java
#359 [00:56] <Hexaholic> Yurka_MAku Um...you might have to wait for Mitch :P
#360 [00:56] <insecur> no but I know encription key + password
#361 [00:56] <Yurka_MAku> ill look into the 64bit java
#362 [00:56] <Hexaholic> oki
#363 [00:56] <Michl3545> try it
#364 [00:56] <Michl3545> but id isn't neccessarily the same
#365 [00:57] <Michl3545> also, if that doesn't work, leave the username blank and make the password admin
#366 [00:58] <Yurka_MAku> wait that allows me to use it without internet?
#367 [00:58] <xales> Yurka_MAku: Hm?
#368 [00:59] <Yurka_MAku> what mich said, i tried that first, and it said play offline
#369 [00:59] <Michl3545> Yurka_MAku: i'm helping someone else, sorry
#370 [00:59] <Yurka_MAku> oh
#371 [00:59] <Yurka_MAku> lol sorry
#372 [00:59] <insecur> nope
#373 [00:59] <Michl3545> just ignore me
#374 [00:59] <Hexaholic> :L
#375 [00:59] <Michl3545> also, if that doesn't work, leave the username blank and make the password admin
#376 [01:00] <Hexaholic> Yurka_MAku <@xales> Yurka_MAku: Install 64-bit Java
#377 [01:00] <insecur> doesnt work =(
#378 [01:00] <Yurka_MAku> @insecur linksys does Admin for username, and Password for password, no caps on the pass
#379 [01:00] <xales> insecur: Username admin, password admin.
#380 [01:00] <Michl3545> you will have to make the person who set up the router do the port forwarding for you
#381 [01:00] <xales> Try also, username admin, password password, and username admin with no password
#382 [01:01] <Michl3545> but you need to set up port forwarding to forward tcp port 25565 to the local (192.168.*.*) address of the computer you are trying to host from
#383 [01:02] <Yurka_MAku> wait, is he trying to do multiplayer?
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#385 [01:02] <Michl3545> yessums
#386 [01:02] <Yurka_MAku> try Hamachi out
#387 [01:02] <xales> ?? fubar/hamachi
#388 [01:02] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#389 [01:02] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#390 [01:02] <Michl3545> ?? fubar/hamachi
#391 [01:02] <Michl3545> ninjad
#392 [01:03] <Jar> hello
#393 [01:03] <xales> Hello, Jar
#394 [01:03] <insecur> Its not working
#395 [01:03] <Michl3545> you will have to make the person who set up the router do the port forwarding for you
#396 [01:03] <xales> insecur: Then whoever set up the router will need to do it for you
#397 [01:04] <insecur> no I still dont have the username password thing figured out
#398 [01:04] <Michl3545> tell the router setup person you need to set up port forwarding to forward tcp port 25565 to the local (192.168.*.*) address of the computer you are trying to host from
#399 [01:04] <xales> insecur: ..which is why you have to ask whoever set it up
#400 [01:04] <insecur> ...
#401 [01:04] <insecur> ok
#402 [01:04] <xales> The person who set it up will know what the username and password is
#403 [01:04] <xales> ._.
#404 [01:04] <Michl3545> my dad set mine up, but i was able to find where he wrote down the username/pass
#405 [01:04] <insecur> thx for ur time guys
#406 [01:05] <Michl3545> no probelm
#407 [01:05] <insecur> I know where are networks password is, is that the same?
#408 [01:05] <xales> We already said that it isn't
#409 [01:05] <insecur> oh
#410 [01:06] <insecur> uhy
#411 [01:06] <insecur> cya guys thx for the time
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#413 [01:08] <Jar> ...parodn me i just had a quick question about buying the game if you cna answer real fast if you need me to wait i will..
#414 [01:08] <Michl3545> shoot
#415 [01:09] * xales shoots Michl3545
#415 [01:09] * Michl3545 dies
#415 [01:09] <Jar> its been alil over an hour since i bought but im still normal i was logge dinto my accound but wasnt usein my card so the email wasnt the same as my accounts email would this effect weither or not my account would become premium?
#416 [01:10] <Jar> sorry for butchering sentence
#417 [01:10] <Michl3545> wait... what?
#418 [01:10] <Michl3545> what is your username?
#419 [01:10] <xales> No, as long as the payment was successful, your account will be made premium.
#420 [01:10] <xales> However, it can sometimes take a bit of time before that happens - sometimes up to 24 hours
#421 [01:11] <Jar> Jaredman66.....ok thats good to hear
#422 [01:11] <Jar> ah ok
#423 [01:11] <Michl3545> !paid Jaredman66
#424 [01:11] <Michl3545> huh
#425 [01:11] <Michl3545> must still be pending
#426 [01:11] <Jar> payment was successful so it must be
#427 [01:11] <Michl3545> i bought it then went to bed before i played the next day
#428 [01:11] <Yurka_MAku> !paid Yurka_Maku
#429 [01:12] <Yurka_MAku> sorry, just wanted to see
#430 [01:12] <Jar> oh? well im in US and heard that could make it take a bit is that the case here?
#431 [01:12] <Yurka_MAku> your bank could be preventing it
#432 [01:13] <Yurka_MAku> because mine gave me a ring when Mojang tried to pull a bit out
#433 [01:13] <Jar> could it? it said payment was succesful...i havnt heard of them calling yet
#434 [01:13] <Yurka_MAku> not all banks do, I have a more international bank
#435 [01:13] <Jar> ah
#436 [01:14] <Yurka_MAku> oh wow, it loaded much faster after i installed 64 bit
#437 [01:14] <Jar> hmm well i hope thats not whats going on should i wait a day and then check back if it doesnt work?
#438 [01:14] <xales> Jar: Sure
#439 [01:14] <Yurka_MAku> id do so now, but you can
#440 [01:15] <Jar> kk thanks for time
#441 [01:15] <Yurka_MAku> and thanks everyone for your time with me as well
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#447 [01:27] <whatnow> hello?
#448 [01:30] <Michl3545> bedtime, cya
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#455 [01:46] <FluffyRobot> um hello?
#456 [01:47] <rev-lemon> hi
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#459 [01:49] <mogley> anyone know a server to join online no killing
#460 [01:51] <AG_Scott> Try #smp
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#462 [01:53] <onix> anyone know a good server with no killing online
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#465 [02:01] <mib_ctpk4n> hello i just tried to open the beta and when it got to the loading screen it flahed the loading bar and it said loading complete and then went blank how do i fix this to where i can enter the game again?
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#467 [02:04] <rev-lemon> mib_ctpk4n uninstall and reinstall java
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#471 [02:26] <nbkdingoman> hi
#472 [02:26] <nbkdingoman> need halp please :D
#473 [02:27] <xales> With?
#474 [02:27] <nbkdingoman> Setting up my classic server
#475 [02:27] <nbkdingoman> It wont register me as admin
#476 [02:27] <nbkdingoman> when i edit the admin.txt
#477 [02:27] <xales> Did you restart the server?
#478 [02:28] <nbkdingoman> Im new to this and I really dont know how
#479 [02:28] <xales> Close the server program, and open it again...
#480 [02:28] <nbkdingoman> Ok hold on
#481 [02:28] <nbkdingoman> im restarting comepletely i re downloaded
#482 [02:29] <nbkdingoman> nothing is in my folder except, readme, minecraft-server.jar, and start server
#483 [02:29] <nbkdingoman> click start server right?
#484 [02:29] <xales> yes
#485 [02:30] <nbkdingoman> k all the stuff popped up now what.
#486 [02:30] <xales> now it's running...
#487 [02:30] * xales will be right back
#487 [02:31] <nbkdingoman> wiw
#488 [02:31] <nbkdingoman> wow
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#490 [02:31] <nbkdingoman> k ur back..
#491 [02:31] <nbkdingoman> k im going onto my server now
#492 [02:33] <nbkdingoman> u there
#493 [02:33] <nbkdingoman> I see my OLD server like from earlier, but not the new one I just made
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#495 [02:34] <nbkdingoman> u there?
#496 [02:34] <nbkdingoman> hello?
#497 [02:35] <Phisyk> hi
#498 [02:35] <xales> nbkdingoman: Sorry, I'm a bit busy at the moment, and I don't know too much about Classic servers
#499 [02:35] <nbkdingoman> can u help me with my server..
#500 [02:36] <nbkdingoman> ok.
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#502 [02:37] <nbkdingoman> this is no help atm it has stuff from someoneels' server...
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#512 [02:55] <whatever> my minecraft wont update, it just failure to launch. error. but it will run without updating
#513 [02:55] <xales> ??> whatever win/reinst
#514 [02:55] <VoxelHead> whatever: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#515 [02:55] <VoxelHead> whatever: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#516 [02:56] <whatever> thanks a lot =]
#517 [02:59] <whatever> voxelhead, you rock. works now, thanks.
#518 [03:00] <rev-lemon> xales i think vox needs to berenamed
#519 [03:00] <xales> Not my bot
#520 [03:00] <rev-lemon> oh
#521 [03:00] <rev-lemon> its just that you dont get credit from these people :(
#522 [03:00] <rev-lemon> its all vox thankx vox
#523 [03:00] <rev-lemon> its like DAMMMIT
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#536 [03:47] <lern> Excuse me
#537 [03:47] <lern> I've been having some technical errors with MC.
#538 [03:48] <GreyVulpine> What errors?
#539 [03:48] <lern> I believe it doesn't have enough memory.
#540 [03:48] <lern> That's one way it puts it.
#541 [03:49] <lern> The other way is going black and then shutting down
#542 [03:49] <GreyVulpine> The memory thing is a new "feature" of 1.6, nothing you can really do about it
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#544 [03:49] <lern> The third is java going kaboom and screen brighting up with windows claiming it has run into an issue and is shutting down and after 3 or so seconds it does so.
#545 [03:49] <GreyVulpine> Any error reports when that happens?
#546 [03:50] <lern> ...So until 1.7 my game will crash every 3-4 seconds?
#547 [03:50] <lern> Only when it goes down the second way
#548 [03:50] <lern> I usually delete them though because I've had 50 or so pop up in my folder
#549 [03:50] <GreyVulpine> Could you post that error at pastie.org, or a text hosting site of your choice
#550 [03:50] <lern> I think I can redeem them from the infinite destruction of my trashcan and/or make new ones.
#551 [03:51] <GreyVulpine> Either will be fine
#552 [03:51] <lern> Pfft, pretty dang accurate I am, exactly 50 of em.
#553 [03:52] <lern> Haha!
#554 [03:52] <lern> I'll give you the latest.
#555 [03:52] <GreyVulpine> That'll be fine :)
#556 [03:53] <lern> How do I paste it there? Just ctrl+c ctrl+v onto that side's textbox then hit paste?
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#558 [03:57] <lern> Vulpine?
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#561 [03:59] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, bit busy.
#562 [03:59] <GreyVulpine> Once you press submit.. give me the address
#563 [04:00] <lern> http://pastie.org/2100283
#564 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Looks like your nvidia video drivers are at fault
#565 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Do you know how to update them?
#566 [04:01] <lern> Hmmm?
#567 [04:01] <lern> How so...?
#568 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what nvidia video card you have?
#569 [04:02] <lern> Pretty much...
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#571 [04:02] <lern> Er, something from the 400X series.
#572 [04:02] <lern> 480X?
#573 [04:02] <lern> One second, I've still got the box.
#574 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> Just head to nvidia.com and grab video drivers from there
#575 [04:02] <lern> 460 GTX
#576 [04:04] <lern> Alright, I'll try that then see if it works
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#578 [04:05] <Max2801> hi
#579 [04:05] <Max2801> hi
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#585 [04:17] <nike24kobe> i need help because when i try to play classic single player it say pixcals not accurate
#586 [04:17] <xales> Update your video card driver.
#587 [04:18] <nike24kobe> how do i do that
#588 [04:19] <xales> Do you know what video card you have?
#589 [04:19] <nike24kobe> no
#590 [04:19] <xales> ??> nike24kobe win/dxdiag
#591 [04:19] <VoxelHead> nike24kobe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#592 [04:19] <VoxelHead> nike24kobe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#593 [04:22] <nike24kobe> whats the Win+r keys
#594 [04:22] <xales> ??> nike24kobe win/key
#595 [04:22] <VoxelHead> nike24kobe: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#598 [04:31] <mawdawg9> hello
#599 [04:31] <mawdawg9> can someone assist me
#600 [04:31] <xales> With?
#601 [04:32] <nike24kobe> whats a IRC channel
#602 [04:33] <xales> Um, you're in it
#603 [04:33] <xales> (This is)
#604 [04:33] <nike24kobe> (http://pastebin.com/C7p7Swqt)
#605 [04:33] <mawdawg9> well i was playing minecraft and i installed a texture pack and then it crashed the game and it will not load
#606 [04:34] <xales> ??> mawdawg9 win/reinst
#607 [04:34] <VoxelHead> mawdawg9: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#608 [04:34] <VoxelHead> mawdawg9: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#609 [04:34] <xales> nike24kobe: One moment
#610 [04:36] <mawdawg9> thanks
#611 [04:36] <xales> nike24kobe: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
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#614 [04:46] <Eviltelly> does anyone know of a program where i can make a layout of something im making in minecraft?
#615 [04:47] <xales> http://minedraft.com/
#616 [04:47] <Keltinray> Eviltelly, layout?
#617 [04:47] <Eviltelly> ya, like a bluprint
#618 [04:47] <Eviltelly> thanks xales!
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#620 [04:49] <kermie> If i purchase minecraft at this point in time - beta 1.6 - do i have to pay for updates after that??
#621 [04:49] <xales> No.
#622 [04:49] <xales> If there are expansion packs, you will have to pay for them. Just like any other game.
#623 [04:50] <xales> But normal updates will be free.
#624 [04:50] <kermie> so once i make the purchase nothing else will cost
#625 [04:50] <xales> That is correct
#626 [04:50] <Kade> Apart from expansions
#627 [04:50] <tyteen4a03> xales: doesn't the update after beta cost for beta buyers?
#628 [04:50] <xales> tyteen4a03: No
#629 [04:50] <kermie> what are expansions?
#630 [04:50] <Kade> Large expansions that may or may not happen
#631 [04:51] <Kade> basically for the forseeable, you won't have to pay for anything more
#632 [04:51] <kermie> would they be mandatory to have if they came out?
#633 [04:51] <xales> No, they would not be mandatory
#634 [04:51] <Keltinray> No
#635 [04:51] <kermie> okay cools thanks
#636 [04:52] <Kade> that's actually quite a good way of explaining it, anything mandatory will be covered
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#639 [05:05] <Eviltelly> hey, do you think this outline is good for a giant tower? http://minedraft.net/?id=4e005ebd37f7924cf700000
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#641 [05:06] <mib_o1rp07> what are expansion packs?
#642 [05:07] <Eviltelly> in general, or specifically for MC
#643 [05:07] <mib_o1rp07> specifically
#644 [05:07] <Eviltelly> well, none are announced atm (to my knowledge) but id guess they would non-mandatory updates that bring extra features to the game and cost some money
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#646 [05:09] <Eviltelly> does that answer youre question mob?
#647 [05:09] <Eviltelly> your*
#648 [05:09] <mib_o1rp07> okay thants
#649 [05:10] <mib_o1rp07> yrs0..
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#651 [05:10] <mib_o1rp07> what are they in general
#652 [05:10] <mib_o1rp07> ?
#653 [05:10] * Vector punches VoxelHead
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#655 [05:12] <Eviltelly> pretty much the same general idea, non-mandatory updates to a game that bring extra features
#656 [05:12] <lern> Vulpine?
#657 [05:13] <mib_o1rp07> would you get them?
#658 [05:13] <Eviltelly> if i had the money, sure
#659 [05:13] <lern> Is there any fix for the memory crash error in MC?
#660 [05:13] <mib_o1rp07> okay thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#661 [05:13] <Eviltelly> lern, its a bug with 1.6
#662 [05:14] <Eviltelly> hopefully a fix will be out with 1.7
#663 [05:14] <lern> Anything to reduce it's likelihood of occourance?
#664 [05:14] <Eviltelly> is java updated?
#665 [05:15] <lern> Hmm?
#666 [05:15] <Eviltelly> outdated java version is the most likely reason
#667 [05:16] <Eviltelly> go into start, and sear for jucheck.exe
#668 [05:16] <Eviltelly> then run that
#669 [05:16] <Eviltelly> search*
#670 [05:20] <lern> jucheck.exe?
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#672 [05:20] <Eviltelly> yes
#673 [05:20] <lern> No such a thing.
#674 [05:20] <Eviltelly> hmmm
#675 [05:21] <Eviltelly> go into control panel and search the control panel for java
#676 [05:23] <Eviltelly> then click that and a windo should pop up, the click the about button and tell me what version it says
#677 [05:25] <lern> . . .?
#678 [05:25] <lern> It's 32bit... I think my computer is 64bit...
#679 [05:25] <lern> Aye.
#680 [05:25] <lern> Might that be a factor?
#681 [05:26] <Eviltelly> yes it would be :)
#682 [05:26] <lern> V6 Update 24 (Build 1.6.0_24)
#683 [05:26] <lern> So where do I update?
#684 [05:27] <Eviltelly> ok, the latest is update 26
#685 [05:27] <Eviltelly> java.com
#686 [05:27] <lern> So there we go, wrong bittage and outdated. :P
#687 [05:28] <Eviltelly> should help a little bit with the mem crash, you still might get them, its just a bug with 1.6
#688 [05:28] <Eviltelly> but, i haven't gotten one since i updated about a week ago
#689 [05:28] <lern> I understand.
#690 [05:29] <lern> Prolly just compatibility issues with the major bug fix and some stuff in the new 1.6.
#691 [05:29] <lern> Welp, let's hope for the best.
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#693 [05:30] <Eviltelly> good luck :)
#694 [05:30] <Eviltelly> and let me know if you have problems getting the different java
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#696 [05:31] <arturt> does somebody here speak german?
#697 [05:31] <Eviltelly> i do not arturt, sorry
#698 [05:31] <arturt> I can't play minecraft, what can I do?
#699 [05:31] <arturt> ok, sorry for my terrible english:)))
#700 [05:32] <lern> Ich spreche ein bischen deutsch.
#701 [05:32] <arturt> off-line and online modus don't run
#702 [05:32] <lern> Eigentlich spreche ich gutes deutsch aber nicht perfekt.
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#704 [05:32] <lern> Was ist dein problem? Ich wird es zum eviltelly sagen auf english.
#705 [05:33] <lern> Evil, so far, about 2 minutes without a crash. A new record. XD
#706 [05:33] <arturt> @lern: schön, ich kann seit wochen das spiel nicht spielen, weder on, noch offline
#707 [05:33] <lern> Warum?
#708 [05:33] <Eviltelly> yay lern!
#709 [05:34] <lern> Kannst du mich sagen was das spiel zeigt wenn du versuchst?
#710 [05:34] <lern> Then again evil I can't blame it seeing as I heavily butchered my computer, even with it's outstanding specs, seeing as I just tried to cover my entire map and loaded about 10 chunks per second. :P
#711 [05:34] <lern> Well, not 10.
#712 [05:35] <lern> I have no idea how many chunks it loads when walking one direction for a long time.
#713 [05:35] <arturt> startet erstmal normal, zeigt rot-weisses logo,
#714 [05:35] <lern> Und dan?
#715 [05:35] <arturt> aber da, wo menü kommt , kann ich keine button drücken
#716 [05:36] <lern> (funnily enough but completely unrelated, travelling through the entire map has given me more overground resources and irons than I've ever achieved in getting throughout a single cave system.)
#717 [05:36] <Eviltelly> ya idk that one either, i do know chunks arent individual blocks, cause i was looking into it... chunks are sets of a specific zone of blocks that came out to an area of 4k something...
#718 [05:36] <arturt> muss aber sagen, ich habe realistic pack downgeloaded,
#719 [05:36] <Eviltelly> ive seen some of that, its fun to find that
#720 [05:36] <arturt> hab so ein program, das minecraft testet, das zeigt auch fehler an
#721 [05:36] <lern> Ist es... er, wie sage ich es... Das logo uber den menu knopfen.
#722 [05:36] <lern> Blinkt es oder ist es still?
#723 [05:36] <arturt> nach einem minecraft update gehts nicht mehr
#724 [05:36] <Eviltelly> me and a friend are actually building a giant tower for an adv/puzzle map
#725 [05:37] <arturt> und ich komm nicht rein, um diesem realistic pack rauszuholen
#726 [05:37] <lern> 12:36 lern Ist es... er, wie sage ich es... Das logo uber den menu knopfen. 12:36 lern Blinkt es oder ist es still?
#727 [05:37] <arturt> da ist nichts, nur beim starten komt so ein logo
#728 [05:38] <lern> nein
#729 [05:38] <lern> Das Minecraft logo.
#730 [05:39] <arturt> nur sch
#731 [05:39] <lern> Es soll ein grosses Minecraft stehen
#732 [05:39] <arturt> mojang logo
#733 [05:39] <lern> Nein.
#734 [05:39] <lern> Nach das mojang logo.
#735 [05:39] <arturt> dann kommt ein schwarzes bildschirm
#736 [05:39] <lern> Kommt ein menu, richtig?
#737 [05:39] <arturt> und es blebt so
#738 [05:39] <lern> Ah.
#739 [05:39] <lern> Keinen menu, nor schwarzes bildschirm.
#740 [05:39] <arturt> genau
#741 [05:39] <lern> hast du vieleicht versucht das spiel reinstallieren?
#742 [05:40] <lern> Aber bevor du das spiel deletest
#743 [05:40] <arturt> nein
#744 [05:40] <lern> Kopiere deinen welt erst
#745 [05:40] <lern> Dan delete das spiel
#746 [05:40] <lern> und installiere es noch mal
#747 [05:40] <lern> Wenn das nicht geht wird ich eviltelly fragen.
#748 [05:40] <lern> Weisst du wie du das welt speicherst?
#749 [05:41] <arturt> probier es aus
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#751 [05:41] <Dwarfy> Hello
#752 [05:41] <lern> lern Weisst du wie du das welt speicherst?
#753 [05:42] <arturt> nein
#754 [05:42] <Dwarfy> cans omeone help me with something on my server?
#755 [05:42] <arturt> ich weiss leider nichts davon
#756 [05:42] <arturt> wie mache ich das denn?
#757 [05:42] <lern> Eviltelly, I'm pretty sure the java update fixed it. :P
#758 [05:42] <arturt> aber ich gucke erstmal
#759 [05:42] <lern> Ein sekunde
#760 [05:42] <lern> Ich werde es dir erklaren
#761 [05:42] <Eviltelly> good :)
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#763 [05:43] <Eviltelly> glad i could help (only because a week ago i came here with the same issue :P)
#764 [05:43] <lern> ...
#765 [05:43] <Eviltelly> cept, mine was a bit worse... i couldnt update java
#766 [05:43] <lern> Ein sekunde.
#767 [05:43] <lern> Ich kenn den namen von alles nicht auf deutsch
#768 [05:43] <lern> Also wirde ich meinen alten komputer aufmachen.
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#770 [05:44] <mib_1jv0iy> can you change your username in MC
#771 [05:44] <lern> Alles da ist deutsch, aber es ist sehr alt, also wirt es dauern. Bitte warten, ok, arturt? XD
#772 [05:44] <lern> No, mib
#773 [05:44] <lern> But this might become possible in the future.
#774 [05:44] <mib_1jv0iy> okay thanks
#775 [05:45] <arturt> kein thema, danke
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#778 [05:48] <lolouris> hi can anyone help me
#779 [05:48] <lolouris> ?
#780 [05:48] <Eviltelly> depends, whats the issue
#781 [05:49] <lolouris> i wanna ask u if a pc that im gonna buy can play minecraft
#782 [05:49] <Eviltelly> i think general rule of thumb for MC is no less than 2gb of ram....
#783 [05:49] <lolouris> w8 a min
#784 [05:50] <Eviltelly> ok
#785 [05:51] <lolouris> can this pc play minecraft http://www.e-shop.gr/show_per.phtml?id=PER.912171
#786 [05:51] <lolouris> ?
#787 [05:52] <lern> Aturt?
#788 [05:52] <arturt> hey learn
#789 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> lolouris - Should be able to
#790 [05:52] <Eviltelly> judging by numbers and guessing (cant read the language) id assume so, i see the 3.1 ghz processor and 1g of ram
#791 [05:52] <lern> Hier. Geh auf dein lokaler datentrager.
#792 [05:52] <lern> Hast du mehr als eins?
#793 [05:52] <arturt> ich habe die welten gefunden
#794 [05:52] <lern> oder nur eins?
#795 [05:52] <lern> Ah
#796 [05:52] <lern> Gut!
#797 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> It's got 2 gigs of RAM
#798 [05:53] <Eviltelly> does it? ok
#799 [05:53] <arturt> eine welt
#800 [05:53] <lolouris> its 2g ram
#801 [05:53] <Eviltelly> i cant read the language so i was guessing from numbers i saw
#802 [05:53] <lern> Also jezt must du nur alles da kopieren und auf dekstop einfugen.
#803 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> 2 x KINGSTON KVR1333D3N9/1G DDR3 1GB PC10666 1333MHZ VALUE RAM
#804 [05:53] <arturt> eine minute, es scheint ui gehen..
#805 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> 2 x 1 gig sticks
#806 [05:53] <arturt> jA!!!!!!!!!!!
#807 [05:53] <Eviltelly> ohhh ok
#808 [05:53] <lern> ?
#809 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Should be able to handle minecraft
#810 [05:53] <arturt> hab die zusätze weggemacht und jetzt geht's wieder
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#812 [05:53] <arturt> vielen lieben dank für hilfe und schnelle antwirten!
#813 [05:54] <lolouris> it has minimum requirments or recomended?
#814 [05:54] <arturt> texturepacks hab ich weggemacht
#815 [05:54] <arturt> @lern
#816 [05:54] <lern> Ah
#817 [05:54] <Eviltelly> minecraft? i believe it's recomended
#818 [05:54] <arturt> danke, dab
#819 [05:54] <lern> Ich wusste nicht du hattest zugesatze.
#820 [05:54] <lolouris> ok tnx
#821 [05:54] <lern> Das ist nicht so gut :P
#822 [05:54] <lern> Aber!
#823 [05:54] <arturt> ich meine dake, danke
#824 [05:54] <Eviltelly> but the closer you are to those the more luck you will have with the game
#825 [05:54] <lern> Notch hat gesagt
#826 [05:54] <lern> das bei den nachsten update
#827 [05:55] <Eviltelly> do i have that right, grey?
#828 [05:55] <lern> Wird er ein paar zugasetze supportieren
#829 [05:55] <lern> oder
#830 [05:55] <lern> wie auf immer es auf deutsch heisst. XD
#831 [05:55] <arturt> alles klar!
#832 [05:55] <arturt> zusätze;))))
#833 [05:55] <lolouris> oh and evitelly can an aspire 1690 (acer laptop) play minecraft
#834 [05:56] <lolouris> ?
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#836 [05:56] <lern> Ich denke
#837 [05:56] <lern> ich hab deutshc nicht auf diesen neuer komputer installiert
#838 [05:56] <lern> also kann nicht das umlaut schreiben
#839 [05:56] <lern> deutsch*
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#841 [05:56] <jeekssaw> hello. i have a question. yesterday i bought minecraft. today im still not premium
#842 [05:56] <lern> I like lava better when it shines red :V
#843 [05:57] <lern> What do you mean, jeek?
#844 [05:57] <jeekssaw> gestern minecraft gekauft und bin aber immer noch kein premium
#845 [05:57] <Eviltelly> lolouris: well, based on the factory specs, itd be difficult
#846 [05:57] <Eviltelly> minimum recomendation for RAM is 526mb
#847 [05:57] <jeekssaw> n kumpel von mir war sofort freigeschaltet
#848 [05:58] <lern> Ach, noch ne deutscher @.@
#849 [05:58] <jeekssaw> joo^^
#850 [05:58] <lern> Ich hasse euch XP
#851 [05:58] <Eviltelly> jeekssaw: we can't really help with issues like that, so i dont know if you'll get your answer here.
#852 [05:58] <lern> Ich bin aber auf deutsch nicht perfekt, ok?
#853 [05:59] <lern> Was meinst du?
#854 [05:59] <GreyVulpine> Eviltelly's right, jeekssaw, you'll need to go to the support page at minecraft
#855 [05:59] <lern> Hast du nen email von mojang/minecraft bekommen?
#856 [05:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> jeekssaw support
#857 [05:59] <VoxelHead> jeekssaw: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#858 [05:59] <jeekssaw> ok ich versuchs ma
#859 [05:59] <jeekssaw> und nein hab noch keine e-mail bekommen
#860 [06:00] <lern> ...
#861 [06:00] <lern> Guys
#862 [06:00] <lern> Oh wait
#863 [06:00] <Zimsky> what modules/scripts does voxel use?
#864 [06:00] <lern> ?
#865 [06:00] <lern> Weird
#866 [06:00] <Eviltelly> what lern?
#867 [06:00] <lern> Guys
#868 [06:00] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is an eggdrop bot
#869 [06:00] <Zimsky> I know
#870 [06:00] <lern> Jeeksaw says he didn't get the email from mojang/mc
#871 [06:00] <lern> Like you're suppoused to when buying the game.
#872 [06:00] <Zimsky> But what scripts and/or modules does it use to show all this info
#873 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Custom built
#874 [06:01] <lern> I suppouse you'll say he should go to support.
#875 [06:01] <Zimsky> thought so
#876 [06:01] <Zimsky> It's very useful :)
#877 [06:01] <lern> Jeeksaw, wir konnen dich nicht so viel hilfen. Du musst zu http://www.minecraft.net/support/ gehen/
#878 [06:01] <Eviltelly> well, generally yes lern... this channel doesn't handle account issues like that
#879 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> lern - Basically yes. If his credit card/payment institution was debited the amount of money for the game, then it's an issue between him and mojang
#880 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> We can't really do anything about account issues like that
#881 [06:03] <Zimsky> except say: "Give us your card number, pin and security code, and we will fix the problem for you"
#882 [06:03] <Zimsky> :P
#883 [06:03] <Zimsky> btw, anyone know why xales is an IRCOP?
#884 [06:03] <Eviltelly> which, would be highly risky
#885 [06:04] <Eviltelly> i mean honestly zimsky, would you do that? :P
#886 [06:04] <Zimsky> no
#887 [06:04] <Zimsky> duh
#888 [06:04] <Eviltelly> lol
#889 [06:07] <lern> ...
#890 [06:07] <lern> I need to start making charcoal
#891 [06:07] <lern> God do I hate making charcoal.
#892 [06:07] <lern> It's a waste of wood which I never have enough of.
#893 [06:07] <Eviltelly> honestly, ive never had to make it
#894 [06:07] <Eviltelly> nor do i know how :P
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#896 [06:08] <lern> Don't you ever run out of coal?
#897 [06:08] <Eviltelly> no, when i get low i search for mroe
#898 [06:08] <Eviltelly> more even
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#900 [06:08] <lern> Just stick a log inside a burning furnace, so it multiplies the original heatsource ammount, because the log burns faster than the heatsource burns out
#901 [06:09] <lern> So basically you're multiplieing coal by placing logs inside.
#902 [06:09] <Eviltelly> oh, cool
#903 [06:09] <lern> Charcoal is literally coal with a different name and id.
#904 [06:09] <Eviltelly> nice
#905 [06:09] <lern> Just like shrooms, but they have the same name but different appearance instead.
#906 [06:09] <Eviltelly> well, its 5am and i probably should sleep
#907 [06:10] <lern> Thanks again eviltelly.
#908 [06:10] <lern> AND greyvulpine!
#909 [06:10] <lern> You both saved me from one error each :P
#910 [06:10] <Eviltelly> np lern, i do what i can with stuff i know :)
#911 [06:10] <Eviltelly> lol well, when i had your issue... i restored my PC to backup from a week earlier
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#913 [06:11] <Eviltelly> cause i tried to update java, couldnt and then MC wouldnt even open
#914 [06:11] <lern> Wait a second... you can farm cactuses right? Shit, that was a large waste of em then.
#915 [06:11] <Eviltelly> yes you can
#916 [06:11] <beakerthecat> exuseme
#917 [06:11] <Eviltelly> one full grown catcus can grow into 3 separate ones
#918 [06:11] <Eviltelly> yes, beaker?
#919 [06:11] <beakerthecat> HELLO
#920 [06:12] <Eviltelly> Hi!
#921 [06:12] <beakerthecat> I need help
#922 [06:12] <Eviltelly> with?
#923 [06:12] <beakerthecat> i Tried to install A mod k
#924 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> And now your minecraft blackscreens on start
#925 [06:12] <beakerthecat> yes
#926 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> Using windows?
#927 [06:13] <beakerthecat> yes
#928 [06:13] <Zimsky> nooo
#929 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> ??> beakerthecat win/reinst
#930 [06:13] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#931 [06:13] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#932 [06:13] <beakerthecat> SHIT
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#934 [06:13] <beakerthecat> kk
#935 [06:13] <m0nk> where do i download 1.6.6 server for minecraft?
#936 [06:14] <Eviltelly> just re-dl the minecraftserver.exe
#937 [06:14] <m0nk> where
#938 [06:14] <m0nk> i searched the site
#939 [06:14] <m0nk> didnt see it
#940 [06:14] <Eviltelly> and overwrite your existing one
#941 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#942 [06:14] <McPlusPlus> "Minecraft" at www.minecraft.net
#943 [06:14] <m0nk> i know that
#944 [06:14] <m0nk> i went there
#945 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> Just download the minecraft_server
#946 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> It'll be 1.6.6
#947 [06:14] <Eviltelly> scroll down to bottom
#948 [06:14] <Eviltelly> its not called anything different other than minecraft_server.exe
#949 [06:15] <m0nk> am i been blind. i cant see it
#950 [06:15] <GreyVulpine> Go to: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#951 [06:15] <GreyVulpine> Scroll down to the bottom of the page
#952 [06:15] <m0nk> i saw that
#953 [06:15] <m0nk> ty
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#956 [06:17] <lern> I just love my jukebox.
#957 [06:18] <lern> ...
#958 [06:18] <mib_g6bb4a> NICK
#959 [06:18] <lern> no.
#960 [06:18] <lern> fucking way.
#961 [06:18] <lern> eviltelly... :(
#962 [06:18] <beakerthecat> kk i have win rar
#963 [06:18] <beakerthecat> what now
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#965 [06:19] <beakerthecat> EXUSEME
#966 [06:19] <beakerthecat> hello
#967 [06:20] <beakerthecat> HELLO
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#969 [06:20] <Coll> hi
#970 [06:20] <beakerthecat> VOXELHEAD
#971 [06:20] <shinaidra> hi everyone
#972 [06:20] <shinaidra> can some1 help me with a problem O_o
#973 [06:20] <lern> BREAKER
#974 [06:20] <lern> HAVE SOME PATIENCE
#975 [06:20] <lern> PLEASE!
#976 [06:20] <lern> We are BUSY
#977 [06:20] <lern> You are NOT alone here.
#978 [06:20] <shinaidra> i know
#979 [06:21] <shinaidra> thats why i asked it ^^
#980 [06:21] <lern> Read the entrance message, breaker
#981 [06:21] <beakerthecat> kk srry
#982 [06:21] <lern> Not you, shinaidra
#983 [06:21] <lern> Breaker
#984 [06:21] <shinaidra> oh ..
#985 [06:21] <lern> What do you need shinaidra?
#986 [06:21] <beakerthecat> could someone help me please
#987 [06:21] <shinaidra> well when i start the game i just see the screen where to log in ( i log in) then where u have to see the mojang it crashes
#988 [06:22] <m0nk> im playing on minecraft server and i see 2 files on my desktop changing place with eachother. level.dat_old and level
#989 [06:22] <m0nk> is that supposed to happen
#990 [06:22] <shinaidra> so i dont see anything at all and it quits the game and give me a java error in a .txt
#991 [06:22] <shinaidra> java is up2date
#992 [06:22] <lern> Breaker
#993 [06:22] <lern> wait till the guy assisting you gets back.
#994 [06:22] <beakerthecat> yes
#995 [06:22] <lern> If you don't have the time or patience
#996 [06:22] <beakerthecat> kk
#997 [06:22] <lern> Don't bother, use the forum or the support page.
#998 [06:23] <lern> Shin
#999 [06:23] <shinaidra> yes?
#1000 [06:23] <lern> Try reinstalling mc?
#1001 [06:23] <shinaidra> i did
#1002 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - What's the problem
#1003 [06:23] <shinaidra> latest updates of mc, java = up2date
#1004 [06:23] <beakerthecat> i installed winrar now what
#1005 [06:23] <shinaidra> computer = up2date
#1006 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - Why did you install winrar?
#1007 [06:24] <lern> Shinaidra, no...
#1008 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - The instructions were to delete all the stuff in your .minecraft folder except for saves
#1009 [06:24] <lern> I'm not asking what version of mc
#1010 [06:24] <lern> Infact
#1011 [06:24] <beakerthecat> well im installed a mod and my mc went black
#1012 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> That'll reset minecraft back to default, and get your minecraft working again beakerthecat
#1013 [06:24] <lern> The most up to date version of mc
#1014 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - Did you read the instructions?
#1015 [06:24] <lern> isn't nessecairily-Specifically, right now is a good example-
#1016 [06:24] <lern> The most stable
#1017 [06:24] <beakerthecat> rlly
#1018 [06:24] <beakerthecat> ohhhhhhhhhhh
#1019 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> beakerthecat win/reinst
#1020 [06:24] <lern> Shin, do you have any mods on mc?
#1021 [06:24] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1022 [06:24] <lern> Texturepacks, even.
#1023 [06:24] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1024 [06:24] <shinaidra> nope i play regular mc =)
#1025 [06:25] <beakerthecat> kk
#1026 [06:25] <shinaidra> no mods allowed here :P
#1027 [06:25] <Coll> Grey cant you just force update?
#1028 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - Please copy one of those error txts and paste it at pastebin.com
#1029 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> Coll - Sometimes doesn't go away
#1030 [06:25] <shinaidra> the whole txt?
#1031 [06:25] <Coll> ah
#1032 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> Yes please
#1033 [06:25] <shinaidra> ok =)
#1034 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - Then give us the address to it
#1035 [06:25] <shinaidra> sure =)
#1036 [06:26] <beakerthecat> i cant find winreisist
#1037 [06:26] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - Alright, what windows do you have?
#1038 [06:26] <beakerthecat> 7
#1039 [06:26] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1040 [06:27] <beakerthecat> kk
#1041 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - There, please find the .minecraft folder
#1042 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> Delete everything inside except for your saves folder
#1043 [06:27] <shinaidra> there ya go >>> http://pastebin.com/LSfjfuGp
#1044 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> Then relaunch minecraft
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#1046 [06:27] <beakerthecat> now
#1047 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> beakerthecat - After deleting everything inside except for saves, relaunch minecraft
#1048 [06:28] <beakerthecat> kk i will
#1049 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - Neat, try completely uninstalling java, and reinstalling it from java.com
#1050 [06:28] <shinaidra> done
#1051 [06:28] <m0nk> how do i set time day uin 1.6.6
#1052 [06:28] <shinaidra> already did that twice
#1053 [06:28] <shinaidra> didnt work
#1054 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - You completely nuked java before reinstalling it?
#1055 [06:28] <shinaidra> yup
#1056 [06:28] <shinaidra> deleted EVERYTHING that was working with java
#1057 [06:28] <lern> M0nk
#1058 [06:28] <lern> You cant.
#1059 [06:28] <lern> Go to sleep.
#1060 [06:29] <beakerthecat> ty so much man
#1061 [06:29] <lern> Literally.
#1062 [06:29] <lern> Ingame, go to sleep.
#1063 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> shinaidra javara
#1064 [06:30] <VoxelHead> shinaidra: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1065 [06:30] <VoxelHead> shinaidra: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1066 [06:30] <GreyVulpine> Try that program to uninstall java
#1067 [06:30] <shinaidra> k let me try =)
#1068 [06:30] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, I'm thinking perhaps it's the video drivers.
#1069 [06:30] <shinaidra> wait lemme ask 1 question first
#1070 [06:30] <GreyVulpine> I've seen your issue before, and usually it's a java program, which a simple reinstall fixes
#1071 [06:30] <shinaidra> does minecraft work on a onboard vid card?
#1072 [06:31] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - Generally, if it's not too old, yes
#1073 [06:31] <shinaidra> because my video card broke last month
#1074 [06:31] <shinaidra> dont have the money to buy a new one ...
#1075 [06:32] <shinaidra> well javara deleted alot
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#1077 [06:33] <shinaidra> ok ill be back when finishing installing java
#1078 [06:34] <shinaidra> my browser needs to be closed
#1079 [06:34] <shinaidra> so brb
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#1081 [06:35] <shinaidra> back
#1082 [06:35] <shinaidra> i tried to start minecraft
#1083 [06:35] <shinaidra> same issue
#1084 [06:36] <lern> I
#1085 [06:36] <lern> Have a chicken
#1086 [06:36] <lern> on my fucking roof
#1087 [06:36] <shinaidra> hellow?
#1088 [06:37] <GreyVulpine> shinaidra - When you removed your video card, did you uninstall the drivers for it?
#1089 [06:37] <shinaidra> yes
#1090 [06:38] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, could you try looking for drivers for your current GPU?
#1091 [06:38] <shinaidra> i prolly found the problem
#1092 [06:38] <shinaidra> u said thati cant play with an old computer vid card onboard bla bla bla
#1093 [06:38] <shinaidra> i was just in dxdiag
#1094 [06:38] <shinaidra> sis mirage graphics >_<
#1095 [06:39] <GreyVulpine> Oi..
#1096 [06:39] <shinaidra> problem found?
#1097 [06:39] <shinaidra> xD
#1098 [06:39] <GreyVulpine> Yeah..
#1099 [06:39] <shinaidra> sigh >_>
#1100 [06:39] <shinaidra> i hate single cores and old computers lol
#1101 [06:39] <GreyVulpine> Sorry.
#1102 [06:39] <shinaidra> ah well
#1103 [06:40] <shinaidra> then i need to wait for a few days them im @ my moms place
#1104 [06:40] <shinaidra> i can play minecraft there...
#1105 [06:40] <shinaidra> :D
#1106 [06:40] <shinaidra> well thank you for all your help
#1107 [06:40] <GreyVulpine> Sure, at least you have another computer to fall back on
#1108 [06:41] <shinaidra> yup =)
#1109 [06:41] <shinaidra> i miss mc =(
#1110 [06:41] <shinaidra> :P
#1111 [06:41] <shinaidra> atleast i can play the browser alpha version O_O
#1112 [06:41] <lern> hello?
#1113 [06:41] <lern> chicken+my roof
#1114 [06:42] <shinaidra> chicken+your roof = kill it for feathers
#1115 [06:42] <lern> why did nobody shit their pants
#1116 [06:42] <lern> ...
#1117 [06:42] <lern> irl you moron.
#1118 [06:42] <shinaidra> trollololol
#1119 [06:42] <shinaidra> problem
#1120 [06:42] <shinaidra> =\
#1121 [06:42] <m0nk> why are 2 files changing place with each other?
#1122 [06:43] <shinaidra> because 1 is a backup
#1123 [06:43] <shinaidra> if mc crashes
#1124 [06:48] <lern> ffffffffffffff
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#1146 [08:15] <Aizer> Eh Anyone here?
#1147 [08:15] <_303> hi
#1148 [08:16] <Aizer> I need some help. I have an error see.
#1149 [08:16] <Aizer> http://pastebin.com/FL2S3QLz
#1150 [08:16] <McPlusPlus> "Error - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1151 [08:16] <Aizer> You see the link?
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#1154 [08:18] <Aizer> ...
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#1157 [08:23] <Tundmatu> Aizer: Do you have any mods installed?
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#1162 [08:29] <starkrown> How can i fix the blackout problem when i log in and choose play offline it just clicks and turns all black :(
#1163 [08:30] <soahccc> starkrown: Do you use a texture pack?
#1164 [08:31] <starkrown> no
#1165 [08:31] <starkrown> And when i try it in browser it just stops att done loading
#1166 [08:32] <soahccc> Hmmm I tried it and it works. BUt the black screen was likely longer (2-3 seconds) then the logo appeared
#1167 [08:32] <soahccc> Maybe try it with a clean version (backup your old)... Otherwise it might be a bug (I tested it on OS X)
#1168 [08:33] <Aizer> Help me
#1169 [08:33] <Aizer> http://pastebin.com/FL2S3QLz
#1170 [08:33] <McPlusPlus> "Error - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1171 [08:33] <Tundmatu> Aizer: I replied to you.
#1172 [08:33] <Tundmatu> 10 minutes ago.
#1173 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> Aizer - You need to update your video drivers
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#1175 [08:38] <Aizer> Aw shit sorry
#1176 [08:39] <Aizer> I have a new pc... And when i download minecraft from minecraft.net i can´t play when i put i user the error start. (Sorry for my bad english)
#1177 [08:41] <starkrown> well how can i fix it?
#1178 [08:41] <starkrown> its so annoying :(
#1179 [08:42] <Tundmatu> starkrown: Redownload minecraft?
#1180 [08:43] <starkrown> i have tried
#1181 [08:47] <starkrown> Tundmatu you mean that i shall delete .minecraft? the map
#1182 [08:47] <Tundmatu> The map?
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#1184 [08:49] <starkrown> folder*
#1185 [08:49] <[z]> ??> Tundmatu win/reinst
#1186 [08:49] <VoxelHead> Tundmatu: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1187 [08:49] <VoxelHead> Tundmatu: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1188 [08:49] <soahccc> starkrown: copy the .minecraft folder (your worlds and screens are in it) than delete it and run the launcher
#1189 [08:49] <Tundmatu> Why did you do that on me -_- [z]
#1190 [08:50] <[z]> Because I'm a derp.. I meant starkrown :P
#1191 [08:50] <starkrown> it cant connect and it sais not downloaded att play offline
#1192 [08:51] <IsCrickow> om getting this error txt when im trying to open minecraft # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x0000000077540895, pid=4700, tid=5624 # # JRE version: 6.0_25-b06 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (20.0-b11 mixed mode win
#1193 [08:51] <IsCrickow> but its much more alot of codes
#1194 [08:52] <starkrown> so what now :( xD
#1195 [08:52] <starkrown> :P
#1196 [08:52] <IsCrickow> anyone but having this problem really weird?
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#1198 [08:53] <Aizer> Eh... What i can do
#1199 [08:54] <IsCrickow> i dont know i thought someone else also had this problem
#1200 [08:54] <starkrown> Soahccc it dident work and now t sais not downloaded and cant connect to minecraft .net :( :(:(:(:(
#1201 [08:54] <Aizer> http://pastebin.com/FL2S3QLz
#1202 [08:54] <McPlusPlus> "Error - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1203 [08:55] <IsCrickow> try open ur browser and login to minecraf.net stay logged in and restart minecraft log int
#1204 [08:56] <IsCrickow> worked for me when i had that problem should be working for u
#1205 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> Aizer - Again, update your video drivers.
#1206 [08:56] <starkrown> me iscrickow?
#1207 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Aizer - You have a GeForce G210 card, on Windows 7 (x86)
#1208 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Aizer - The video drivers you want, are located here: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
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#1210 [08:59] <starkrown> cant connect :(
#1211 [09:01] <IsCrickow> this just might be temporary
#1212 [09:01] <IsCrickow> the connect thing
#1213 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1214 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> I can connect just fine
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#1216 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> IsCrickow - Could you post your full error at pastebin.com and give me the URL to it?
#1217 [09:03] <IsCrickow> sure
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#1219 [09:05] <IsCrickow> http://pastebin.com/R4nB9K47
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#1221 [09:05] <IsCrickow> there it is
#1222 [09:05] <Graversimen> hi
#1223 [09:05] <McPlusPlus> "IsCrickow - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1224 [09:05] <Graversimen> lol, the channel did exist
#1225 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, I see.
#1226 [09:05] <Graversimen> :P
#1227 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> IsCrickow - Please uninstall java completely before reinstalling it from java.com
#1228 [09:05] <Graversimen> yeah
#1229 [09:06] <IsCrickow> ok thanks if it wont work i will rejoin the room
#1230 [09:06] <Graversimen> wonder if #helpminecraft does exist
#1231 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> More often than not, it'll fix it
#1232 [09:06] <Graversimen> brb
#1233 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> Graversimen - Indeed it idoes
#1234 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> er, does even.
#1235 [09:06] <Graversimen> it doesnt
#1236 [09:06] <Graversimen> :P
#1237 [09:07] <Graversimen> its not registered
#1238 [09:07] <GreyVulpine> Well, we'll just have to register it and forward it here.
#1239 [09:07] <Graversimen> :P
#1240 [09:07] <Graversimen> u need to do it before i register it as mine
#1241 [09:07] <Graversimen> mwahaha :P
#1242 [09:07] <Graversimen> lol jk
#1243 [09:07] <GreyVulpine> If you want to run a help channel for minecraft, be my guest :)
#1244 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> I'll even get Mojang to point their support page at your channel.
#1245 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> We only get a hundred or so people passing through here daily.
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#1247 [09:09] <Graversimen> hi
#1248 [09:09] <striker8901> Hello
#1249 [09:09] <Graversimen> ask that u wanted to :P
#1250 [09:10] <striker8901> i have a question if the beta players get the extensions after the full version too?
#1251 [09:10] <GreyVulpine> Expansions, no
#1252 [09:10] <GreyVulpine> Not for free
#1253 [09:10] <striker8901> and for alpha it is or?
#1254 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes, people who paid for alpha, will get potential expansions for free.
#1255 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> Beta users will not.
#1256 [09:11] <striker8901> ok thank you
#1257 [09:11] <Graversimen> why dont beta players get it?
#1258 [09:11] <Graversimen> thats unfear
#1259 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> Change in the contract, lawyers didn't like it
#1260 [09:11] <Graversimen> i got minecraft 12. january
#1261 [09:11] <Graversimen> lol
#1262 [09:11] <Graversimen> about 3-4 weeks after alpha
#1263 [09:11] <Graversimen> -.-
#1264 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> alpha ended dec 20th
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#1266 [09:12] <Graversimen> i know :'(
#1267 [09:12] <Graversimen> how can they know ? :P
#1268 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> Not really hard to flag an account as alpha/beta/final..
#1269 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> Or even, just go by purchase date
#1270 [09:13] <Graversimen> oh
#1271 [09:13] <Graversimen> :P
#1272 [09:13] <Graversimen> why did he end alpha on 20 december
#1273 [09:13] <Graversimen> why not 31th :D
#1274 [09:14] <IsCrickow> um i need to ask one thing about java again i got 64 bit OS and 32 bit Browser Do i need to install both of them cuz i im using firefox and i cant find firefox in 64 bit so should i install both of them?
#1275 [09:14] <Tundmatu> Yay, i bought before beta \o/
#1276 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> IsCrickow - You don't need to install both of them
#1277 [09:14] <IsCrickow> ok
#1278 [09:15] <Graversimen> how can i forward a channel to another ?
#1279 [09:15] <Graversimen> or is that possible ?
#1280 [09:15] <IsCrickow> still not working
#1281 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> cmode +f - Forward. Forwards users who cannot join because of +i,
#1282 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> cmode +j, +l or +r.
#1283 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> IsCrickow javara
#1284 [09:16] <VoxelHead> IsCrickow: (javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1285 [09:16] <VoxelHead> IsCrickow: (javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1286 [09:16] <Graversimen> so i type like /cmode +f #(a channel) ?
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#1288 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> just /mode #channel +f
#1289 [09:17] <Tundmatu> This laser is driving me insane :x
#1290 [09:17] <Graversimen> lol
#1291 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> but you also need to set it to +i, +j +l or +r
#1292 [09:17] <Graversimen> :P
#1293 [09:18] <Graversimen> what does it mean ? :P
#1294 [09:18] <Graversimen> the +i +j +| +r
#1295 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> +i is invite only, +j is throttled join, +l is channel limit, +r is registered users only
#1296 [09:19] <IsCrickow> still not working i choosed remove older versions button
#1297 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> If people can't get into the channel for any of those reasons, it'll +f forward to the channel you set
#1298 [09:20] <Graversimen> cool
#1299 [09:20] <IsCrickow> should i try sending an email to mojan?
#1300 [09:21] <IsCrickow> mojang*
#1301 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Mojang doesn't really do tech support
#1302 [09:21] <IsCrickow> ok
#1303 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Would you be willing to come back later today when there's more helpers around, and I'm not half asleep.
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#1305 [09:23] <IsCrickow> ofcours
#1306 [09:23] <Graversimen> im good at helping :P
#1307 [09:24] <IsCrickow> im in sweden so the time here now is 15:23
#1308 [09:24] <Tundmatu> 15:24*
#1309 [09:24] <Graversimen> yeah
#1310 [09:24] <Graversimen> lol
#1311 [09:24] <IsCrickow> yep
#1312 [09:24] <IsCrickow> whats the time there
#1313 [09:24] <IsCrickow> u live
#1314 [09:24] <Graversimen> 15:24
#1315 [09:24] <Tundmatu> 15:24
#1316 [09:26] <IsCrickow> ok im gonna be back later bye and thanks for all the help
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#1319 [09:27] <mib_ywoa06> it says i cant play because of pixel format not accelerated
#1320 [09:28] <Graversimen> u use texture pack?
#1321 [09:28] <mib_ywoa06> no
#1322 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> That's a video driver issue
#1323 [09:28] <mib_ywoa06> how do i get it working
#1324 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> Windows?
#1325 [09:28] <mib_ywoa06> yes
#1326 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> Please give us a dxdiag:
#1327 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ywoa06 win/dxdiag
#1328 [09:29] <VoxelHead> mib_ywoa06: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1329 [09:29] <VoxelHead> mib_ywoa06: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1330 [09:32] <mib_ywoa06> http://pastebin.com/225vmH0M
#1331 [09:32] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
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#1333 [09:34] <mib_ywoa06> do u know wats wrong with it
#1334 [09:34] * Julioskin http://www.rsfavourites.xe.lt/invite.php?invite=676 - see? noteworthy news!
#1334 [09:35] * Julioskin http://www.rsfavourites.xe.lt/invite.php?invite=676 - see? noteworthy news!
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#1340 [10:04] <mom> We are having trouble with logging into my son's account, It keeps saying "login failed" each time. Anyone else having this problem?
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#1345 [10:16] <nahandevir> hi
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#1347 [10:19] <frogonia> Hi i need hep to mine minecraft
#1348 [10:20] <frogonia> I have loading problems!
#1349 [10:20] <frogonia> How do i fix it?:)
#1350 [10:21] <Undoubtedly> You'll need to be more descriptive than that frogonia :)
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#1352 [10:29] <companion> i am having trouble with minecraft after i downloaded it and try to play a game it just closes after trying to load the map
#1353 [10:30] <companion> i am having trouble with minecraft after i downloaded it and try to play a game it just closes after trying to load the map
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#1355 [10:33] <companion> i am having trouble with minecraft after i downloaded it and try to play a game it just closes after trying to load the map
#1356 [10:33] <Undoubtedly> does it give you an error?
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#1358 [10:34] <companion> yeah
#1359 [10:37] <Undoubtedly> what is it?
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#1362 [10:37] <companion> it says that java is not responding properly
#1363 [10:37] <Undoubtedly> can you give the exact error?
#1364 [10:37] <mib_w7ftzm> hello
#1365 [10:38] <beakerthecat> texuseme
#1366 [10:38] <companion> yeah http://pastie.org/2101662
#1367 [10:39] <beakerthecat> texuseme are you busy
#1368 [10:39] <beakerthecat> exuseme*
#1369 [10:42] <companion> yeah http://pastie.org/2101662
#1370 [10:43] <Riking> i'll look at it
#1371 [10:45] <Riking> companion: well wheres teh damn stacktrace?
#1372 [10:45] <companion> ?
#1373 [10:46] <Riking> you know, like when minecraft crashes w/o MCP
#1374 [10:46] <companion> MCP?
#1375 [10:47] <Riking> or...wait.
#1376 [10:47] <Riking> how'd you get this again?
#1377 [10:48] <companion> i tried to load a map the program just ended and gave me that error
#1378 [10:48] <Undoubtedly> does this happen on every map you try to load?
#1379 [10:48] <companion> yeah
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#1381 [10:48] <Undoubtedly> has minecraft worked for you in the past?
#1382 [10:49] <Undoubtedly> or is this your first time
#1383 [10:49] <Riking> ?cmd
#1384 [10:49] <mib_rq806s> hello
#1385 [10:49] <companion> yeah but then it would shut off and give the same sort of error
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#1387 [10:49] <Riking> damn. crow's down
#1388 [10:49] <Riking> companion: one sec while i go into logs
#1389 [10:50] <companion> ok
#1390 [10:50] <Riking> <crow> To find your errors, download this batch file to anywhere and run it (java must be in PATH, http://www.java.com/en/download/help/path.xml): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat . To fake your login (offline servers ONLY), add your desired username and "%random%" (no quotes) on the end of the long line.
#1391 [10:50] <Riking> (crow's a bot)
#1392 [10:51] <Riking> run that and pastie the result
#1393 [10:51] <Undoubtedly> did you change your video card or anything recently comp?
#1394 [10:51] <Riking> unless it's the same thing :S
#1395 [10:51] <Riking> (which would be very weird)
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#1397 [10:53] <mib_rq806s> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x690b72e7, pid=2580, tid=1264 # # JRE version: 6.0_25-b06 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.0-b11 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglxx.dll+0x872e7] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: #
#1398 [10:53] <mib_rq806s> pls help
#1399 [10:54] <Undoubtedly> sounds like you have the same problem companion has, mib
#1400 [10:54] <mib_rq806s> okay
#1401 [10:54] <Riking> afk
#1402 [10:55] <companion> http://pastie.org/2101735
#1403 [10:55] <McPlusPlus> "#2101735 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#1404 [10:55] <mib_rq806s> and, can you help me
#1405 [10:55] <Undoubtedly> we're looking into it
#1406 [10:56] <Undoubtedly> can you pastie the error report mentioned in the comments?
#1407 [10:56] <Undoubtedly> hs_err_pid5432.log
#1408 [10:56] <Undoubtedly> or is that what you pasted earlier
#1409 [10:57] <mib_rq806s> pls waite i must translate im from germany
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#1411 [10:57] <companion> i pasted that earlier
#1412 [10:58] <Undoubtedly> hmmm
#1413 [10:59] <mib_rq806s> i have made the minecraft errortest
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#1415 [11:00] <rumpler> Hello
#1416 [11:01] <rumpler> Any one ?
#1417 [11:01] <mib_rq806s> yes
#1418 [11:01] <mib_rq806s> but the others dont answer
#1419 [11:01] <rumpler> i have a problem
#1420 [11:01] <mib_rq806s> i too
#1421 [11:01] <rumpler> whats your's
#1422 [11:01] <mib_rq806s> i cant start minecraft
#1423 [11:01] <xales> mib_rq806s: Update your ATI video card drivers
#1424 [11:02] <xales> rumpler: Just say what the problem is.
#1425 [11:02] <mib_rq806s> and your
#1426 [11:02] <Undoubtedly> companion update your ATI drivers as well
#1427 [11:02] <companion> how?
#1428 [11:02] <rumpler> when i try run minecraft it is just black !!!!!!!!!
#1429 [11:02] <mib_rq806s> i have update my drivers
#1430 [11:02] <Undoubtedly> you'll have to go to ATI support for that for your specific video card
#1431 [11:02] <companion> where do i fins
#1432 [11:02] <rumpler> when i try run minecraft it is just black !!!!!!!!!
#1433 [11:03] <companion> find it?
#1434 [11:03] <xales> Update the ATI drivers from this site, follow the video tutorial
#1435 [11:03] <xales> ?? gpu/amd
#1436 [11:03] <VoxelHead> gpu/amd: You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1437 [11:03] <rumpler> when i try run minecraft it is just black !!!!!!!!!
#1438 [11:03] <Undoubtedly> never learns lol
#1439 [11:03] <xales> ??> rumpler dont/spam
#1440 [11:03] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#1441 [11:03] <rumpler> yesss
#1442 [11:03] <rumpler> but i neeeed help
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#1444 [11:04] <xales> Has it worked before?
#1445 [11:04] <rumpler> mee¨?
#1446 [11:04] <xales> Yes, you.
#1447 [11:04] <rumpler> yes it have
#1448 [11:04] <xales> ??> rumpler win/reinst
#1449 [11:04] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1450 [11:04] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1456 [11:09] <mib_wjmnfn> ich brauche hilfe
#1457 [11:09] <mib_wjmnfn> schnell
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#1459 [11:11] <mib_0j2kal> hello
#1460 [11:12] <mib_0j2kal> i need help
#1461 [11:12] <mib_0j2kal> mc has crashed
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#1463 [11:13] <mib_0j2kal> ok ne help il leave
#1464 [11:13] <mib_rq806s> @mib_wjmnfn nur english ey sry
#1465 [11:13] <mib_0j2kal> ok
#1466 [11:13] <xales> ??> mib_0j2kal win/reinst
#1467 [11:13] <VoxelHead> mib_0j2kal: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1468 [11:13] <VoxelHead> mib_0j2kal: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1469 [11:14] <mib_0j2kal> ok thanks
#1470 [11:14] <Awesomeness> Hi everoyne
#1471 [11:14] <mib_rq806s> it doesent work :(:(:(
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#1473 [11:16] <mib_0j2kal> thanks voxelhead it worked
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#1475 [11:18] <Awesomeness> Hi, xales?
#1476 [11:18] <xales> Hi.
#1477 [11:19] <mib_rq806s> xales pls help me
#1478 [11:19] <Awesomeness> ?? mib_rq806s attitude
#1479 [11:19] <xales> I already said. Update your AMD graphics card driver.
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#1481 [11:19] <Awesomeness> ??> mib_rq806s attitude
#1482 [11:19] <VoxelHead> mib_rq806s: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
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#1484 [11:19] <VoxelHead> mib_rq806s: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1485 [11:19] <mib_rq806s> i have update me card driver !!
#1486 [11:20] <xales> Try playing in your browser.
#1487 [11:20] <mib_rq806s> it doesent works in my browser
#1488 [11:21] <Awesomeness> u lie
#1489 [11:21] <xales> Then you haven't updated your video card driver.
#1490 [11:21] <mib_rq806s> pls trust me i have update my card drivers
#1491 [11:22] <xales> Then you haven't done it properly, or haven't followed all of the instructions.
#1492 [11:22] <xales> For example, if it said to reboot your computer, then you must do that
#1493 [11:22] <mib_rq806s> how you mean reboot
#1494 [11:22] <xales> Uh, turn the computer off and then back on
#1495 [11:23] <mib_rq806s> okay bb icame back
#1496 [11:24] <Awesomeness> congrats xales!!!!
#1497 [11:24] <xales> :|
#1498 [11:25] <Awesomeness> xales r so kewl nao
#1499 [11:25] <quibbit> hey, can someone help me, minecraft when i log in its a grey screen with this in the top left hand corner <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html> and when i log in it says cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1500 [11:25] <Awesomeness> omfgwtf.
#1501 [11:25] <Awesomeness> lrn2paste.
#1502 [11:26] <xales> quibbit: Turn off your firewall
#1503 [11:26] <xales> It is blocking Minecraft
#1504 [11:26] <quibbit> i think ive tried that, but ill do it again
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#1506 [11:27] <xales> D:
#1507 [11:27] <xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats> EVERYONE MUST KNOW
#1508 [11:28] <quibbit> i turned both my firewalls off and it still wont work
#1509 [11:28] <xales> quibbit: Something is blocking Minecraft from running.
#1510 [11:28] <xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats> WHY do you have 2 firewalls?
#1511 [11:28] <xales> and uh, yeah
#1512 [11:28] * xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats hugs xales, Sqozza told me to
#1512 [11:28] <xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats> <@Sqozza> Everyone give our new oper a hug, just to annoy him.
#1513 [11:28] <xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats> <@Sqozza> :3
#1514 [11:28] <quibbit> my parents have some extreme fear of viruses
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#1516 [11:29] <quibbit> okay, i think i know what it is
#1517 [11:29] <xalesIsNowaEspertNetOPcongrats> Tell them they are WRONG in bold if they think 2 firewalls are gonna help.
#1518 [11:30] <Awesomeness> okay, that nick got annoying.
#1519 [11:30] <Morrolan> Heh, grats Xales :)
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#1521 [11:32] <DJDOLLARMEN> hey im back
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#1523 [11:32] <quibbit> lol i will tell them, but i have to close my webroser for a sec
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#1525 [11:34] <figaro> okay, im back
#1526 [11:35] <DJDOLLARMEN> can you help me
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#1528 [11:35] <xales> ?? ask
#1529 [11:35] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1530 [11:35] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1531 [11:36] <frogzilla> hey, can anyone help me with hs_err error?
#1532 [11:36] <DJDOLLARMEN> okay keep cool
#1533 [11:36] <xales> frogzilla: Open it, copy all of it to http://pastie.org/ and give us the link to it
#1534 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> pastebin.com is back up
#1535 [11:37] <figaro> so how do i find out what is blocking minecraft?
#1536 [11:37] <Awesomeness> GreyVulpine! :D
#1537 [11:37] <Awesomeness> xales is a esper oper
#1538 [11:37] <DJDOLLARMEN> okay i made it too
#1539 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> I know
#1540 [11:37] <Awesomeness> :(
#1541 [11:38] <Awesomeness> also, can you please accept my friend request on Steam? D:
#1542 [11:40] <DJDOLLARMEN> http://pastie.org/2101923
#1543 [11:40] <figaro> how do i turn off what ever is blocking minecraft?
#1544 [11:40] <McPlusPlus> "#2101923 - Pastie" at pastie.org
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#1546 [11:40] <DJDOLLARMEN> its right so ?
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#1549 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> DJDOLLARMEN - Yes, please go and update your ati video drivers from:
#1550 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> ??> DJDOLLARMEN gpu/amd
#1551 [11:41] <VoxelHead> DJDOLLARMEN: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
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#1553 [11:44] <frogzilla> anyone can help me with hs_err_pid error??
#1554 [11:45] <xales> frogzilla: Update your ATI video card drivers
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#1556 [11:45] <Awesomeness> I swear, frogzilla, I saw your name here yesterday, too
#1557 [11:45] <xales> Awesomeness: It's a default Mibbit nick
#1558 [11:45] <Awesomeness> Oh, lol
#1559 [11:46] <Awesomeness> mibbit sucks. :<
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#1561 [11:47] <obi_wan> it keeps saying i need to go online at least once before i can play the game
#1562 [11:47] <Morrolan> obi_wan: Did you buy the game?
#1563 [11:47] <obi_wan> no
#1564 [11:48] <Morrolan> There's your issue then. :)
#1565 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> Then you cannot play
#1566 [11:48] <xales> It's not free, you have to buy it to play it
#1567 [11:48] <Morrolan> You need to buy the game to play the beta.
#1568 [11:48] <Morrolan> Also:
#1569 [11:48] <figaro> how do i find out what is causeing this error? <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html>
#1570 [11:48] <Awesomeness> Must.resist.trolling.MUST.RESIST
#1571 [11:48] <Morrolan> ??> obi_wan demo
#1572 [11:48] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1573 [11:48] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1574 [11:48] <obi_wan> morrolan yes
#1575 [11:48] <Morrolan> obi_wan: In case you're on Windows you could try the demo.
#1576 [11:48] <xales> figaro: Disable everything that _could_ be blocking it
#1577 [11:48] <frogzilla> so if you dont buy the game you cant even play singleplayer??
#1578 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> frogzilla - Right
#1579 [11:48] <xales> frogzilla: That is correct
#1580 [11:48] <obi_wan> morrolan it is the demo
#1581 [11:49] <xolotl> figaro: Have you ever used a "cracked" version of Minecraft?
#1582 [11:49] <xales> obi_wan: The demo does not require you to log in, so you would not get that message
#1583 [11:49] <frogzilla> and is it possible to play alpha ?
#1584 [11:49] <xolotl> frogzilla: Nope
#1585 [11:49] <figaro> how do i find out what is? i turned off my windows firewall
#1586 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> frogzilla - Alpha no longer exists
#1587 [11:49] <Awesomeness> I don't like that they have the demo there
#1588 [11:49] <Awesomeness> It's easy to crack. :/
#1589 [11:49] <xales> figaro: Turn off _every_ firewall, and antivirus software, and whatever
#1590 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - But it's not updated for 1.6
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#1592 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Awesomeness - So meh
#1593 [11:49] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: It's just as easy to download the game itself, so what. ;)
#1594 [11:50] <frogzilla> i have a cracked version of minecraft 1.6.6 beta, and i cant play only because of hs_err_pid thingy
#1595 [11:50] <Awesomeness> You can download the game, but it wont download all the files without logging in, so
#1596 [11:50] <Morrolan> frogzilla: Suggest you buy it then. ;)
#1597 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> frogzilla - Then you can buy the game, and we'll help you, or you can leave
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#1599 [11:50] <Awesomeness> frogzilla, buy it, nao!
#1600 [11:50] <Awesomeness> or I club you with a seal
#1601 [11:50] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: Well, I meant it's just as easy to download it from a torrent or similar, so I don't think the demo should be too much of an issue.
#1602 [11:51] <triotip> i need help somehow my .jar files got corrupted so i can't delete and download again like i normally do when a mod screws up files
#1603 [11:51] <Awesomeness> Morrolan, torrents aren't supposed to exist.
#1604 [11:51] <Awesomeness> ^___^
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#1606 [11:51] <frogzilla> but still i played with cracked version like for 4 days and it worked perfectly and now that error is happening
#1607 [11:51] <Morrolan> triotip: What prevents you from simply deleteing the bin folder?
#1608 [11:51] <xolotl> ??> triotip win/reinst
#1609 [11:51] <VoxelHead> triotip: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1610 [11:51] <VoxelHead> triotip: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1611 [11:51] <Morrolan> frogzilla: No support for cracked versions, sorry.
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#1613 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> frogzilla - You want to steal software and still demand support for something you didn't pay?
#1614 [11:52] <Awesomeness> Read topic; WE WONT HELP YOU STEAL THE GAME.
#1615 [11:52] <Awesomeness> Scott, xales is now a Esper OPER
#1616 [11:52] <Awesomeness> :D
#1617 [11:52] <triotip> i cant delete .jar though
#1618 [11:52] <xales> triotip: Why can't you?
#1619 [11:52] <Guest8453> Awesomeness: I know
#1620 [11:52] <Morrolan> triotip: Again, what does prevent you from doing so?
#1621 [11:52] <oldtopman> AG_Scott: can we have a ban/kick on frogzilla
#1622 [11:52] <triotip> it says they're corrupt
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#1624 [11:53] <oldtopman> xales: congrats
#1625 [11:53] <Morrolan> triotip: Just delete it using the windows explorer. Oo
#1626 [11:53] <triotip> how
#1627 [11:53] <Awesomeness> triotip: have you BOUGHT the game?
#1628 [11:53] <Morrolan> ??> triotip win/reinst
#1629 [11:53] <VoxelHead> triotip: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1630 [11:53] <VoxelHead> triotip: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1631 [11:53] <triotip> yes
#1632 [11:53] <Awesomeness> Then do the things Voxel said.
#1633 [11:54] <triotip> ok let me try that real quick
#1634 [11:54] <DJDOLLARMEN> I do not know what I have windows 32 bit or 64-bit
#1635 [11:54] <Awesomeness> What OS do you hvae?
#1636 [11:54] <Awesomeness> *have
#1637 [11:54] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Right click on Computer and select Properties. If it says 64-bit anywhere there, then you have 64-bit. Otherwise, you have 32-bit
#1638 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> DJDOLLARMEN - You're running windows 2000, you have 32 bit
#1639 [11:54] <xales> Windows...2000?
#1640 [11:54] <Awesomeness> lolwindows2000
#1641 [11:54] <xales> O_o
#1642 [11:54] <Awesomeness> ROFL
#1643 [11:55] * GreyVulpine points at system specs for DJDOLLARMEN's pastebin
#1643 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> http://pastie.org/2101923
#1644 [11:55] <McPlusPlus> "#2101923 - Pastie" at pastie.org
#1645 [11:55] <Awesomeness> Must.Resist.Laughing.Till.I.Get.24.Hour.Ban
#1646 [11:55] <triotip> what are windows+R keys?
#1647 [11:55] <Morrolan> ??> triotip win/key
#1648 [11:55] <VoxelHead> triotip: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#1649 [11:55] <Morrolan> So press this key and R at the same time.
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#1651 [11:55] <triotip> oh ok
#1652 [11:56] * mib_cbqe05 [mib_cbqe05@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1653 [11:56] <mib_cbqe05> hello
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#1655 [11:57] <DJDOLLARMEN> have one of your teamviewer
#1656 [11:57] <Awesomeness> 'lo
#1657 [11:57] <figaro> if i have a virus on my computer could it stop it from running?
#1658 [11:57] <Morrolan> figaro: Uh, yea?
#1659 [11:57] <Awesomeness> figaro: Has it worked ever before?
#1660 [11:57] <figaro> because there are more programs than i noticed that wont run corectly
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#1662 [11:57] <mib_cbqe05> can anyone help please i cant download minecraft and dont know why
#1663 [11:57] <figaro> yes it has worked before
#1664 [11:57] <Morrolan> mib_cbqe05: Where are you stuck at then?
#1665 [11:58] <mib_t39u19> hi
#1666 [11:58] <Awesomeness> mib_cbqe05, have you bought Minecraft?
#1667 [11:58] <triotip> it still doesn't delete the jar file
#1668 [11:58] <Awesomeness> figaro: Leave windows firewall, delete other one, install Doctor Web, do a full scan
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#1670 [11:58] <Morrolan> mib_t39u19: Could you do me a favor and change your nick using "/nick new_nick_here" ?
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#1672 [11:58] <Awesomeness> if he doesn't find anything, uninstall him, install AVG Free, uninstall other anti viruses
#1673 [11:58] <DJDOLLARMEN> i have install new drivers and its doesent work
#1674 [11:58] <mib_cbqe05> no not yet but a friend said i could play the single player without buying it
#1675 [11:58] * mib_w7zg4w [mib_w7zg4w@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1676 [11:58] <Awesomeness> ....
#1677 [11:58] <Morrolan> mib_cbqe05: Your friend was wrong then.
#1678 [11:58] <Morrolan> mib_cbqe05: There is, however, a windows demo
#1679 [11:59] <Awesomeness> Well, no, you can have the DEMO
#1680 [11:59] <Morrolan> ??> mib_cbqe05 demo
#1681 [11:59] <VoxelHead> mib_cbqe05: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1682 [11:59] <VoxelHead> mib_cbqe05: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1683 [11:59] <triotip> guys
#1684 [11:59] <mib_t39u19> why
#1685 [11:59] <mib_cbqe05> thank you
#1686 [11:59] <Morrolan> hey triotip
#1687 [11:59] <Morrolan> mib_t39u19: Why what?
#1688 [11:59] <triotip> it still won't delete jar files
#1689 [11:59] <mib_t39u19> why chuld I change my name?
#1690 [11:59] <x30ffx> hey guys i have a problem with the minecraft launcher
#1691 [11:59] <Morrolan> triotip: Reboot your PC and try again.
#1692 [12:00] <Awesomeness> Make sure MINECRAFT.EXE is not launched.
#1693 [12:00] <Morrolan> mib_t39u19: Because it's confusing to have more than one guy with a mib_xxx name in here.
#1694 [12:00] <x30ffx> ive done all of that
#1695 [12:00] <xales> x30ffx: What is the problem...?
#1696 [12:00] <x30ffx> after i updated java i cant use the minecraft wancher
#1697 [12:00] <x30ffx> launcher*
#1698 [12:00] <triotip> ok reboot brb
#1699 [12:00] <xales> Updated to Java 7?
#1700 [12:00] <Awesomeness> Java 7?
#1701 [12:00] <x30ffx> java 7 update 26
#1702 [12:00] <Awesomeness> THERE IS A NEW JAVA?
#1703 [12:00] <Awesomeness> I thought it was 6
#1704 [12:00] <mib_t39u19> ok. I have got a problen. Minecraft didnt work.
#1705 [12:00] <Awesomeness> Lemme check
#1706 [12:01] <Awesomeness> xales, there is Java 7?
#1707 [12:01] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: Got released some time ago.
#1708 [12:01] <Awesomeness> I have Java 6, 26
#1709 [12:01] <x30ffx> wait its java 6 26 sorry
#1710 [12:01] <Awesomeness> Recommended Version 6 Update 26 (filesize: ~ 11 MB)
#1711 [12:01] <Awesomeness> You sure, Morrolan?
#1712 [12:01] <Morrolan> Awesomeness: Yes....
#1713 [12:01] <Morrolan> http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=java+7
#1714 [12:01] <McPlusPlus> "java 7 - Google Search" at www.google.com
#1715 [12:02] <Morrolan> Ain't that hard, no? ;9
#1716 [12:02] <Morrolan> ;) *
#1717 [12:02] <xales> x30ffx: What happens when you try to run it
#1718 [12:02] <xales> Awesomeness: Yes, it's a beta
#1719 [12:02] <Awesomeness> Oh, thanks. :3
#1720 [12:02] <Michl3545> isn't what is the purpose of McPlusPlus?
#1721 [12:02] <kleiner> I have changed my name
#1722 [12:02] <x30ffx> the tumblr page doesnt show
#1723 [12:02] <Morrolan> kleiner: Thanks :)
#1724 [12:02] <Michl3545> ... disregard that isn't ^
#1725 [12:02] <x30ffx> and it says that it cant connect to minecraft.net
#1726 [12:03] <xales> x30ffx: You probably have a firewall blocking it, then
#1727 [12:03] <x30ffx> oki
#1728 [12:03] <Morrolan> Michl3545: Well, as you see, grabbing link titles. Also can calcuate things I think. For more info you should ask g.
#1729 [12:03] <Morrolan> it also can*
#1730 [12:04] <kleiner> so. When I want to play minecraft. I only see a black box
#1731 [12:04] <Morrolan> kleiner: Windows?
#1732 [12:04] <kleiner> yes. Windows 7
#1733 [12:04] <Morrolan> ??> kleiner win/reinst
#1734 [12:04] <VoxelHead> kleiner: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1735 [12:04] <VoxelHead> kleiner: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1736 [12:04] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, kleiner. If it didn't help we'll look further.
#1737 [12:05] <kleiner> thanks
#1738 [12:05] <Awesomeness> !Paid DerpinLlama
#1739 [12:06] <x30ffx> when i use minecraft launcher, i get this error code
#1740 [12:06] <x30ffx> html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.ConnectException: Connection refused: connect</center></font></body></html>
#1741 [12:06] <xales> x30ffx: You have a firewall blocking it, it looks like
#1742 [12:06] <Morrolan> x30ffx: Looks as if something is blocking it.
#1743 [12:06] <x30ffx> ill check for my firewall then.
#1744 [12:06] <x30ffx> thanks
#1745 [12:08] <DJDOLLARMEN> sry i have followd the instruktions and its doesent wor
#1746 [12:09] <DJDOLLARMEN> k
#1747 [12:09] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Try playing it in your browser
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#1749 [12:09] <xales> Also, you _haven't_ followed the instructions
#1750 [12:09] <mib_4zh06p> hi
#1751 [12:09] <DJDOLLARMEN> okay again
#1752 [12:09] <xales> Because installing a new driver requires rebooting
#1753 [12:09] <mib_4zh06p> can i ask you guys some thing
#1754 [12:09] <mib_4zh06p> ?
#1755 [12:09] <xales> You just did.
#1756 [12:09] <mib_4zh06p> when i installed my new texture pack
#1757 [12:10] <mib_4zh06p> and pressed DOne
#1758 [12:10] <mib_4zh06p> all went black
#1759 [12:10] <xales> ??> mib_4zh06p causality
#1760 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_4zh06p: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#1761 [12:10] <DJDOLLARMEN> it doesent work in my broser
#1762 [12:10] <VoxelHead> mib_4zh06p: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#1763 [12:10] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Then you did not follow the instructions
#1764 [12:10] <mib_4zh06p> how can i fix it?
#1765 [12:10] <mib_4zh06p> any idea
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#1767 [12:11] <xales> mib_4zh06p: As I just said, remove the texture pack
#1768 [12:11] <mib_4zh06p> anyhow
#1769 [12:11] <mib_4zh06p> how
#1770 [12:11] <DJDOLLARMEN> i have folloed the instrucktions, i have update jave and display drivers
#1771 [12:11] <Morrolan> mib_4zh06p: Windows?
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#1773 [12:11] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: No, you haven't
#1774 [12:11] <mib_4zh06p> yh i got windows
#1775 [12:11] <Morrolan> ??> mib_4zh06p win/reinst
#1776 [12:11] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Updating your display drivers includes restarting the computer
#1777 [12:11] <VoxelHead> mib_4zh06p: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1778 [12:11] <VoxelHead> mib_4zh06p: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1779 [12:11] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions.
#1780 [12:11] <Awesomeness> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvfcnpJRf0Q
#1781 [12:11] <McPlusPlus> "YouTube - ‪Depeche Mode - Wrong‬‏" at www.youtube.com
#1782 [12:11] <mib_4zh06p> but when i start minecraft
#1783 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> the Mojang icons shows up
#1784 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> and thenin 2 secs its all turns lack
#1785 [12:12] <Awesomeness> I highly suggest changing it to something specific by saying "/nick (newname)" replacing (newname) with the name you want to use. This makes it easier for us to help you. Thanks!
#1786 [12:12] <Morrolan> mib_4zh06p: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, there is NO need to start Minecraft.
#1787 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> OMG
#1788 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> * kisses all of oyu *
#1789 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> * hugs *
#1790 [12:12] <mib_4zh06p> it worked
#1791 [12:12] <Morrolan> ^^
#1792 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> OMG OMG ty
#1793 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> =)
#1794 [12:13] <Morrolan> You're welcome. :)
#1795 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> u made my day
#1796 [12:13] <Awesomeness> =D
#1797 [12:13] <DJDOLLARMEN> okay bb see you again
#1798 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> :D
#1799 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> ty again omg omg omg omg omg omg omg * Happy face * TY TY bye now im going play
#1800 [12:13] <mib_4zh06p> =)
#1801 [12:14] <Morrolan> Have fun :)
#1802 [12:14] <x30ffx> what should i do with the firewall?
#1803 [12:14] <xales> x30ffx: Turn it off entirely
#1804 [12:15] <x30ffx> ok
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#1807 [12:16] <kleiner> Can you explain me what to do again?
#1808 [12:16] <Aizer> Ew...
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#1810 [12:16] <Aizer> I have an error, Java updated and new PC.
#1811 [12:16] <Aizer> http://pastebin.com/FL2S3QLz
#1812 [12:16] <McPlusPlus> "Error - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1813 [12:16] <Morrolan> ??> kleiner win/reinst
#1814 [12:16] <VoxelHead> kleiner: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1815 [12:17] <VoxelHead> kleiner: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1816 [12:17] <Aizer> Kleiner it´s for me?
#1817 [12:17] <Morrolan> Aizer: Nope, this was for kleiner.
#1818 [12:17] <kleiner> what is the saves directory?
#1819 [12:17] <Aizer> Aw sorry.
#1820 [12:18] <Morrolan> kleiner: Well, is there a directory called "saves" in the .minecraft folder?
#1821 [12:18] <Morrolan> If yes, don't delete it.
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#1823 [12:18] <Driver_Problem> Hello
#1824 [12:18] <xales> Hello
#1825 [12:18] <kleiner> yes
#1826 [12:18] <Driver_Problem> I have a problem with my driver
#1827 [12:18] <xales> Aizer: You'll need to update your nVidia graphics card driver
#1828 [12:18] <xales> Driver_Problem: Care to elaborate?
#1829 [12:18] <Aizer> mmm Ok i enter at Nvidia page
#1830 [12:18] <Driver_Problem> 1 sec
#1831 [12:19] <Aizer> Xales are you sure?
#1832 [12:19] <xales> Aizer: Yes, I'm sure
#1833 [12:19] <kleiner> should I delete all the other topics?
#1834 [12:19] <xales> kleiner: Yes
#1835 [12:19] <kleiner> oke thanks
#1836 [12:20] <Driver_Problem> firstly whenn i start the game it says that the program will exit because it cannot find java virtual machinne??
#1837 [12:20] <Driver_Problem> what to do
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#1839 [12:20] <xales> Driver_Problem: Install Java
#1840 [12:20] <Driver_Problem> kk
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#1842 [12:20] <kleiner> I delete them
#1843 [12:21] <Zaxx> Hi!
#1844 [12:21] <xales> Hello
#1845 [12:21] <xales> kleiner: Well, try running it now
#1846 [12:21] <Zaxx> I hope someone can help me :/
#1847 [12:21] <kleiner> oke
#1848 [12:21] <Michl3545> me too
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#1850 [12:21] <mib_45h82g> simen
#1851 [12:22] <xales> Zaxx: If you don't tell us what the problem is, we can't help you :)
#1852 [12:22] <Zaxx> I am trying to run minecraft and it completely blacks out after patching
#1853 [12:22] <Driver_Problem> doing that innit bruv!!
#1854 [12:22] <Morrolan> Zaxx: Windows?
#1855 [12:22] <Zaxx> 7
#1856 [12:22] <Driver_Problem> yes
#1857 [12:22] <Morrolan> Driver_Problem: Uh, sorry?
#1858 [12:22] <Morrolan> ??> Zaxx win/reinst
#1859 [12:22] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1860 [12:22] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1861 [12:22] <Morrolan> Follow these directions please, Zaxx
#1862 [12:22] <kleiner> minecraft is working thanks
#1863 [12:22] <Morrolan> kleiner: You're welcome :)
#1864 [12:23] <Zaxx> I shall
#1865 [12:23] <Driver_Problem> and then it says something about the graphics driver nnnot being gd enough
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#1867 [12:24] <Driver_Problem> come on guys
#1868 [12:24] <xales> Driver_Problem: So..update your graphics card driver
#1869 [12:24] <Driver_Problem> HELP PLS
#1870 [12:24] <Driver_Problem> how to do that
#1871 [12:25] <xales> Do you know what graphics card you have?
#1872 [12:25] <Zaxx> press windows key and pause break
#1873 [12:25] <Driver_Problem> no??
#1874 [12:25] <xales> ??> Driver_Problem win/dxdiag
#1875 [12:25] <VoxelHead> Driver_Problem: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1876 [12:25] <VoxelHead> Driver_Problem: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1877 [12:26] <Awesomeness> ??> awesomeness gpu/nvidiai
#1878 [12:27] <Zaxx> I need to download the offline version
#1879 [12:27] <Awesomeness> >>? awesomeness gpu/amd
#1880 [12:27] <Awesomeness> woops
#1881 [12:27] <Awesomeness> fff I fail
#1882 [12:27] <Awesomeness> can somebody do it for me, AMD?
#1883 [12:27] <xales> Awesomeness: Use ##voxelhead for that, don't spam here
#1884 [12:27] <Awesomeness> oh, okay. :D
#1885 [12:27] <xales> Zaxx: http://minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1886 [12:28] <Driver_Problem> thnkx for ur help xxxxxxooooooxoxoxo (KISS)
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#1888 [12:28] <Driver_Problem> VOXEL HEAD
#1889 [12:28] <Awesomeness> VoxelHead has no feelings, don't thank him
#1890 [12:29] <Zaxx> User not premium Play offline- (Not downloaded)
#1891 [12:30] <Awesomeness> Zaxx, have you bought the game
#1892 [12:30] <Zaxx> nope
#1893 [12:30] <Awesomeness> Then you can't play.
#1894 [12:30] <Zaxx> I just want to play the beta free
#1895 [12:30] <Morrolan> ??> Zaxx demo
#1896 [12:30] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1897 [12:30] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1898 [12:30] <Awesomeness> You can't you must buy it
#1899 [12:30] <Morrolan> That's what you'll get for free.
#1900 [12:30] <Zaxx> Okay
#1901 [12:31] <Zaxx> Then I shall try that :)
#1902 [12:31] <Morrolan> Sure thing. :)
#1903 [12:31] <Driver_Problem> so Voxelhead wat are ur hobbies other than u kno Minecraft <3
#1904 [12:32] <Morrolan> Driver_Problem: He's a bot most of the time. :D
#1905 [12:32] <Zaxx> even the demo isn't working :s
#1906 [12:32] <Morrolan> Zaxx: "not working" ?
#1907 [12:32] <Zaxx> just gives me a blank screen
#1908 [12:32] <xales> ??> Zaxx win/dxdiag
#1909 [12:32] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1910 [12:32] <VoxelHead> Zaxx: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1913 [12:34] <Driver_Problem> wat is the IRC channel
#1914 [12:34] <xales> This is.
#1915 [12:35] <Driver_Problem> ------------------
#1916 [12:35] <Zaxx> http://pastebin.com/qQthuPkb
#1917 [12:35] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1918 [12:35] <Driver_Problem> ------------------
#1919 [12:36] <xales> Zaxx: Uh, I don't think it's going to run on that
#1920 [12:36] <xales> At least, if it does, it won't run well
#1921 [12:36] <xales> Netbooks aren't really for gaming...at all
#1922 [12:36] <Zaxx> I thought not somehow...
#1923 [12:36] <Driver_Problem> ------------------
#1924 [12:36] <Zaxx> I play warcraft on here great but as it through online it can be ran
#1925 [12:36] <xales> Zaxx: You could try this, though: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
#1926 [12:36] <Driver_Problem> http://pastebin.com/WQjkx6BR
#1927 [12:36] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#1928 [12:36] <xales> Also...Minecraft isn't Warcraft, and Minecraft has much higher system requirements, unfortunately
#1929 [12:37] <xales> Driver_Problem: Those instructions were not for you.
#1930 [12:37] <Driver_Problem> help me
#1931 [12:37] <Undoubtedly> ok now I've got an issue =/ (typing...)
#1932 [12:37] <Driver_Problem> !!!1
#1933 [12:37] <Awesomeness> ??> Driver_Problem attitude
#1934 [12:37] <VoxelHead> Driver_Problem: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1935 [12:37] <VoxelHead> Driver_Problem: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1936 [12:37] <Zaxx> I am getting a new pc this week anyway so I can play it on that just thought I would try getting it on here as I miss it :P
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#1938 [12:37] <Driver_Problem> sozers
#1939 [12:37] <Driver_Problem> guys
#1940 [12:37] <Driver_Problem> i typed the ones for msn on here
#1941 [12:37] <Undoubtedly> I'm running a server (I have the latest .jar but it still says 1.6.5), and I have one user that, whenever he logs in the server.logs reports a NullPointerException and seizes up
#1942 [12:38] <Driver_Problem> pls help me :(
#1943 [12:38] <xolotl> Undoubtedly: If it still says 1.6.5, then you're executing the wrong jar
#1944 [12:38] <xales> Driver_Problem: It looks like your computer is too old to run Minecraft, sorry
#1945 [12:38] <Zaxx> So basically I am trying to search for new updates correct?
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#1947 [12:38] <Undoubtedly> hmm, I'll try re-downloading it
#1948 [12:38] <Driver_Problem> kk
#1949 [12:38] <Driver_Problem> anway
#1950 [12:38] <Driver_Problem> do any of u have girlfriends
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#1952 [12:39] <Awesomeness> Driver, stop, now, and yes.
#1953 [12:39] <Driver_Problem> coz i need a long distance boy friend
#1954 [12:39] <Awesomeness> ...
#1955 [12:39] <Awesomeness> This is not the place for that.
#1956 [12:39] <Driver_Problem> annd im not kiddin
#1957 [12:39] <xolotl> Driver_Problem: This isn't the correct forum for that; try elsewhere
#1958 [12:39] <Driver_Problem> no pls
#1959 [12:39] <Zaxx> xD
#1960 [12:39] <Driver_Problem> coz u guys are into all these stuff..
#1961 [12:40] <Michl3545> Driver_Problem: i think VoxelHead likes you
#1962 [12:40] <Awesomeness> Ask Voxel head
#1963 [12:40] <Awesomeness> in ##VoxelHead
#1964 [12:40] <Driver_Problem> other people think im a geek nnnnot that i look like one
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#1966 [12:40] <titegtnodI> Hai
#1967 [12:40] <titegtnodI> o look more people I know
#1968 [12:40] <titegtnodI> Ohai VoxelHead
#1969 [12:40] <Awesomeness> tite: leave please.
#1970 [12:40] <xales> Driver_Problem: If you are serious, I think you need a large dose of pentobarbital. It would do you and the rest of the world a whole lot of good. If you aren't serious, get out of my help channel
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#1972 [12:41] <Awesomeness> >my
#1973 [12:41] <titegtnodI> I love you xales
#1974 [12:41] <Awesomeness> I thought True_Wolves owned it
#1975 [12:41] <Driver_Problem> http://matchblogzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hot-girls.jpg thats me
#1976 [12:41] <Driver_Problem> on teh left
#1977 [12:41] <Driver_Problem> pls
#1978 [12:41] <EricG> I just bought minecraft and downloaded it, now that it is on my desktop and I run it, nothing opens up. what do i do?
#1979 [12:41] <titegtnodI> Driver_Problem == troll
#1980 [12:41] <Awesomeness> xales, ban him/her please.
#1981 [12:41] <Driver_Problem> pls psl
#1982 [12:41] * xales kicked Driver_Problem from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Driver_Problem)
#1983 [12:41] <Awesomeness> Thank you
#1984 [12:42] <titegtnodI> +b *!*Mibbit@*
#1985 [12:42] <Dragonblade108> yea i have the same problem EricG
#1986 [12:42] <Zaxx> So xales I am running updates and trying again?
#1987 [12:42] <EricG> Did you find a solution dragonblace?
#1988 [12:42] <EricG> blade*
#1989 [12:42] <xales> Dragonblade108, EricG: How much RAM does your computer have?
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#1991 [12:43] <Dragonblade108> no, i thought it was my firewall so i truned it off but it still dont come on
#1992 [12:43] <EricG> I have no idea
#1993 [12:43] <xales> Dragonblade108: How much RAM does your computer have?
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#1995 [12:43] <xales> ??> EricG win/dxdiag
#1996 [12:43] <VoxelHead> EricG: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1997 [12:43] <VoxelHead> EricG: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1998 [12:43] <titegtnodI> If it's not running the question I would as is ".exe or .jar" if they say ".exe" I'd say "make sure you have JRE installed and get .jar, it uses less RAM"
#1999 [12:43] <Dragonblade108> i dont either, prolly not much bc this computer is like 10 years old
#2000 [12:43] <EricG> I have no idea how to do any of that lol
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#2002 [12:43] <xales> EricG: It's all very simple, just do it step by step and if you don't understand, just ask
#2003 [12:44] <xales> Dragonblade108: Uh, that's likely the issue then. You need a fairly modern computer to play Minecraft
#2004 [12:44] <EricG> I have 3 GB of ram btw
#2005 [12:44] <Awesomeness> lol
#2006 [12:44] <Dragonblade108> yea i figured.
#2007 [12:44] <Awesomeness> Well, if it's 10 years old
#2008 [12:45] <Awesomeness> it has, 128-512
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#2010 [12:45] <xales> EricG: Can you please follow VoxelHead's instructions?
#2011 [12:45] * mib_rtv77s [mib_rtv77s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2012 [12:45] <EricG> I dont know how lol
#2013 [12:45] <EricG> I dont have a win key
#2014 [12:45] <xales> ??> EricG win/key
#2015 [12:45] <VoxelHead> EricG: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2016 [12:45] <EricG> idk what win+ r is
#2017 [12:45] <Zaxx> the windows key
#2018 [12:45] <Undoubtedly> it looks like the microsoft flag
#2019 [12:46] <Zaxx> How long should this update search take?
#2020 [12:47] <xales> Zaxx: I have no idea
#2021 [12:47] <EricG> What is the IRC channel?
#2022 [12:47] <xales> EricG: This is.
#2023 [12:47] <EricG> http://pastebin.com/bP6HdqFN
#2024 [12:47] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2025 [12:47] <EricG> thats what i got
#2026 [12:47] <xales> Erm
#2027 [12:47] <xales> That's no "highly advanced gaming computer"
#2028 [12:47] <EricG> o
#2029 [12:48] <EricG> well what do i do
#2030 [12:48] <Undoubtedly> XD
#2031 [12:48] <Awesomeness> LOL i3
#2032 [12:48] <xales> EricG: Update your graphics driver from here: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
#2033 [12:48] <Awesomeness> highly advanced
#2034 [12:48] <Awesomeness> my laptop has that
#2035 [12:48] <Zaxx> Once I run this I should just try running it again? and if it doesnt work then I need to wait for my new PC :) Last Q then I can leave you all in peace
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#2037 [12:48] <xales> Zaxx: Indeed
#2038 [12:48] <EricG> What do I do once i downloaded that xales
#2039 [12:49] <Zaxx> running minecraft again*
#2040 [12:49] <xales> EricG: Try running Minecraft...
#2041 [12:49] <xales> Awesomeness: THIS is a highly advanced gaming computer :D http://shit.inafire.com/desktop.txt
#2042 [12:49] <Zaxx> Okay great stuff, Thanks for the help byeye
#2043 [12:49] <EricG> Minecraft still wouldn't load up
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#2045 [12:49] <xolotl> EricG: Did you actually *install* the drivers you downloaded?
#2046 [12:50] <EricG> No idea
#2047 [12:50] <Awesomeness> Not really
#2048 [12:50] <Awesomeness> My PC is ~there
#2049 [12:50] <xales> EricG: You have to do what that site tells you to do
#2050 [12:50] <Awesomeness> I'm upgrading to 96 gb ram, xales
#2051 [12:50] <Awesomeness> UJELLY????LOLOLOLOLOL
#2052 [12:50] <xales> Awesomeness: That's nice
#2053 [12:50] <Playinserversfail> Okay, I Was running minecraft fine on my new asus laptop and i could run servers play single and play on servers no problem. now anytime im on a server minecraft just stops and a error folder pops up on my desktop
#2054 [12:50] <xolotl> Will someone please bloody +b Awesomeness already?
#2055 [12:50] <EricG> It just says loading on the website xales posted
#2056 [12:50] <xales> I have a server with 24GB of RAM
#2057 [12:50] <xales> And I'm really not joking about that
#2058 [12:50] <xales> EricG: Then wait for it to load...
#2059 [12:51] <EricG> its been loading for 10 minutes now
#2060 [12:51] <Awesomeness> xales: once I get my optical 500mb connection, I'll let you host on my pc for free.
#2061 [12:51] <xales> Playinserversfail: Please open the error, copy all of it and go to http://pastebin.com/ and paste it, click submit, and give us the link
#2062 [12:51] <Awesomeness> I'm gonna get a new one, and use this for server
#2063 [12:51] <EricG> Its telling me to allow popup blockers but idk how
#2064 [12:51] <xales> EricG: Are you using Internet Explorer?
#2065 [12:51] <Awesomeness> Just because I r nice friendz.
#2066 [12:51] <EricG> Mozilla
#2067 [12:51] <EricG> Firefox
#2068 [12:51] <xales> EricG: Try loading it in Google Chrome
#2069 [12:51] <EricG> whats the website again?
#2070 [12:51] <xales> http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
#2071 [12:52] <xales> You could always uh, scroll up you know
#2072 [12:52] <McPlusPlus> "Intel® Driver Update Utility" at www.intel.com
#2073 [12:52] <Playinserversfail> Anyone free for a Question?
#2074 [12:52] <murdrums> xales, i was talking to you about my server yesterday, i just remembered, i had no firewall or virus protector on the computer running the server yesterday, i installed one, and it required a restart to install, my computer crashed when the server was on, meaning when it started back up, the virus protector and firewall would be installed. is it possible that this could stop people from
#2075 [12:52] <murdrums> the outside accessing the server running on that computer?
#2076 [12:52] <xales> Playinserversfail: Please open the error, copy all of it and go to http://pastebin.com/ and paste it, click submit, and give us the link
#2077 [12:52] <Playinserversfail> kk
#2078 [12:52] <xales> murdrums: Not just possible, but likely in fact
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#2080 [12:52] <EricG> It is installing on google chrome now what once it installs?
#2081 [12:52] <xales> I already told you
#2082 [12:52] <xales> Then, you try running Minecraft
#2083 [12:53] <murdrums> hmm.. its windows anti virus stuff, you know anything about enabling things through the firewall?
#2084 [12:53] <xales> And if it doesn't work, then your computer won't be able to run it (It's likely that it won't be able to)
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#2086 [12:53] <xales> murdrums: I'd recommend just skipping Windows Firewall; it's total garbage and does nothing but block programs you want anyway
#2087 [12:53] <EricG> I had a leaked minecraft a few weeks ago that worked though
#2088 [12:53] <Playinserversfail> http://pastebin.com/DF422bjU
#2089 [12:53] <McPlusPlus> "minecraft - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2090 [12:53] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :xales: let down by lack of BD drive. Fix please.
#2091 [12:53] <xales> lukegb: what
#2092 [12:53] <Awesomeness> xales, is the 5750HD enough for a server, or should I upgrade to a Quadro?
#2093 [12:53] <Playinserversfail> i have at least 20 copys of that on my laptop.
#2094 [12:53] <DJDOLLARMEN> hello im back
#2095 [12:53] <Dragonblade1081> hey this is Dragonblade108 i lost conection. Is there anything i can do besides getting a new computer?
#2096 [12:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :http://shit.inafire.com/desktop.txt -- no bluray drive :/
#2097 [12:54] <Playinserversfail> it doesnt happen at a certain time its always random
#2098 [12:54] <McPlusPlus> not viewing HTML
#2099 [12:54] <xales> Playinserversfail: Update yoyr nVidia graphics card driver
#2100 [12:54] <xales> Dragonblade1081: Nope
#2101 [12:54] <Playinserversfail> how do i do that?
#2102 [12:54] <xales> lukegb: That's what my TV is for
#2103 [12:54] <Awesomeness> DragonBlade: You can upgrade your old one
#2104 [12:54] <xales> ??> Playinserversfail win/dxdiag
#2105 [12:54] <VoxelHead> Playinserversfail: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2106 [12:54] <VoxelHead> Playinserversfail: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2107 [12:54] <EricG> Yeah it installed and still minecraft wont run
#2108 [12:54] <Dragonblade1081> how do i do that?
#2109 [12:54] <xales> EricG: Then it won't run on your laptop, sorry
#2110 [12:54] <EricG> But I was able to play on the old leaked minecraft I had
#2111 [12:54] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :xales: boo, I rip all my blurays on my PC so I can shove them on my nas and get a new disc from lovefilm
#2112 [12:55] <xales> Dragonblade1081: There's nothing you'd be able to do except get a new computer
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#2114 [12:55] <EricG> I just got a new computer lol
#2115 [12:55] <DJDOLLARMEN> i have reboot xales
#2116 [12:55] <EricG> wait http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect loading in google chrome is still installing
#2117 [12:55] <EricG> for 10 minutes now
#2118 [12:56] <Leeeeeks> Hi, I have one problem :| My account is regularly hacked.
#2119 [12:56] <xales> EricG: It hasn't even been 10 minues since I first gave you the link
#2120 [12:56] <xales> Leeeeeks: So change your password to something that's more secure...
#2121 [12:56] <Dragonblade1081> ooh, ok. thatnks xales. Do you know a good cheep computer? i dont have much money at the moment.
#2122 [12:56] <EricG> Well it still says Installing... and nothing is happening
#2123 [12:57] <Leeeeeks> Xales, i change my password everyday because he is hacked everyday :|
#2124 [12:57] <xales> Dragonblade1081: Unfortunately, "cheap" doesn't really equal "run games" - I'd try looking at the HP "ultra portible" laptops, but NOT the netbooks
#2125 [12:57] <Playinserversfail> dont hax me bitte :D http://pastebin.com/PcDgwZ5w
#2126 [12:57] <xolotl> Leeeeeks: What makes you think it's hacked, btw?
#2127 [12:57] <xales> EricG: Just be patient
#2128 [12:57] <Undoubtedly> VoxelHead: do you have a list of your triggered messages anywhere?
#2129 [12:57] <Leeeeeks> My password is different...
#2130 [12:57] <EricG> Why doesn't it tell you any of this before you purchase minecraft?
#2131 [12:58] <xales> Leeeeeks: Are you using any mods?
#2132 [12:58] <Leeeeeks> No :|
#2133 [12:58] <Leeeeeks> Only texturepacks.
#2134 [12:58] <Tanjoodo> Playinserversfail: VoxelHead is a bot.
#2135 [12:58] <xales> EricG: If you have a crappy computer, you won't be able to run modern games.
#2136 [12:58] <xolotl> Leeeeeks: If your password is different, how are you able to change the password?
#2137 [12:58] <EricG> It's not crappy, I just got it a month ago
#2138 [12:58] <xales> Playinserversfail: Install this: http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-275.33-whql-driver.html
#2139 [12:58] <xales> EricG: Um, yes it is
#2140 [12:58] <xales> It might be new, but it's not a good computer
#2141 [12:58] <xales> At least, not for gaming
#2142 [12:58] <Tanjoodo> ^
#2143 [12:58] <Playinserversfail> what mine?
#2144 [12:59] <EricG> And I was able to play a leaked minecraft free download and it worked fine
#2145 [12:59] <Leeeeeks> With my e-mail
#2146 [12:59] <EricG> But the one I paid for doesnt work. that makes no sence
#2147 [12:59] <murdrums> xales: disabled my firewall and i still cant connect to my server using my IP
#2148 [12:59] <xales> murdrums: Your IP may have changed; check the port forward and so on
#2149 [12:59] <murdrums> i get the error Connection timed out: Connect
#2150 [12:59] <xales> EricG: The cracked version was probably an old version
#2151 [12:59] <murdrums> Checked all of that ten times over yesterday and earlier xales
#2152 [12:59] <xales> Playinserversfail: Install what I just gave you a link to
#2153 [13:00] <Playinserversfail> i am
#2154 [13:00] <murdrums> Its only happened since my computer crashed
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#2156 [13:00] <EricG> Ugh, how do I get a refund of my money for minecraft? I just bought it a half hour ago
#2157 [13:00] <Morrolan> Mojang generally dose not give out refunds.
#2158 [13:00] <xolotl> Leeeeeks: When you say you're using texturepacks, are you just putting the zip files into the "texturepacks" dir, or actually modifying the jar?
#2159 [13:00] <Playinserversfail> Can i ask what may have caused this issue to just opo up outta no where?
#2160 [13:00] <xales> Your own fault for not trying the demo before you bought it.
#2161 [13:00] <xales> Playinserversfail: Install this: http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-275.33-whql-driver.html
#2162 [13:00] <EricG> Fuck you
#2163 [13:00] <murdrums> Why would they give out refunds, most people have the sense to either try the demo, or check what specs the game requires
#2164 [13:00] <Leeeeeks> i place it in texturepacks folder.
#2165 [13:00] <Awesomeness> HEMAD?
#2166 [13:01] <murdrums> YEHESMAD
#2167 [13:01] <Playinserversfail> lol hemad bro
#2168 [13:01] <Playinserversfail> and its dling
#2169 [13:01] <Dragonblade1081> ooh ok. Thanks for all your help xales. I just wish there was a way to play minecraft lol
#2170 [13:01] <xales> Dragonblade1081: You might be able to play Classic...but if your computer is that old, who knows
#2171 [13:01] <DopeGhoti> There is a way to play Minecraft. I was playing it just this morning.
#2172 [13:02] <xolotl> Leeeeeks: Well, dunno. I suppose try a fresh reinstall just in case
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#2174 [13:02] <xolotl> ??> Leeeeeks win/reinst
#2175 [13:02] <VoxelHead> Leeeeeks: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2176 [13:02] <VoxelHead> Leeeeeks: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2177 [13:02] <Morrolan> Didn't saw the latest update, DopeGhoti? It remove the possibility of playing the game.
#2178 [13:02] <Dragonblade1081> well it did let me play the classic version, thats why i went a head and bought it.
#2179 [13:02] <xales> ??> Undoubtedly index
#2180 [13:02] <VoxelHead> Undoubtedly: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2181 [13:02] <xolotl> Leeeeeks: Other than that, invest in some AV software, just in case you've got some keyloggers going on, or somesuch
#2182 [13:02] <Undoubtedly> thanks
#2183 [13:02] <Undoubtedly> perfect
#2184 [13:02] <Playinserversfail> xales it might be a bit :D it says 34 mins left xD
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#2186 [13:03] <Leeeeeks> i go to try it. Thanks.
#2187 [13:04] <DJDOLLARMEN> thx for all but it doesent works xales
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#2189 [13:04] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: 1.7 came out today?
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#2191 [13:04] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Nah, was trying to make a (stupid) joke. ;)
#2192 [13:05] <Dragonblade1081> xales, do you think my computer will let me play minecraft through the internet browser being it let me play the classic version?
#2193 [13:05] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: so was I.
#2194 [13:05] <Michl3545> lol at notch's duke nuckem forever review
#2195 [13:05] <DopeGhoti> ??> Dragonblade1081 win/ie
#2196 [13:05] <VoxelHead> Dragonblade1081: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2197 [13:05] <VoxelHead> Dragonblade1081: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#2198 [13:05] <xales> Dragonblade1081: It's possible, never hurts to try
#2199 [13:05] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Ugh, text-only doesn't go too well with jokes I guess. ^^
#2200 [13:06] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: sure it does; the reader just needs to be fully awake.
#2201 [13:06] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: On a serious note though: I really hope that 1.7 doesn't introduce even more bugs.
#2202 [13:06] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Hmm, might be, yea.
#2203 [13:06] <DopeGhoti> It will.
#2204 [13:06] <Dragonblade1081> alright. thank yall for all yalls help.
#2205 [13:06] <DJDOLLARMEN> im frustrated nothig works ??
#2206 [13:06] <DopeGhoti> My server is still running 1.5 despite how we all can't wait for SMP/Nether fun
#2207 [13:06] <DopeGhoti> we're waiting on 1.6.7 or 1.7.1
#2208 [13:07] <Undoubtedly> I was under the impression that 1.7.x would be next, right?
#2209 [13:07] <Undoubtedly> I thought I had read that
#2210 [13:08] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: what isn't working?
#2211 [13:08] <DJDOLLARMEN> all
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#2213 [13:08] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: Could very well be that they find out that it's a lot of work, postpone half the features and release some bugfixes first. :p
#2214 [13:08] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: do you get an error message?
#2215 [13:09] <DJDOLLARMEN> yes
#2216 [13:09] <DJDOLLARMEN> and i have uptdate mein diplay drivers
#2217 [13:09] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: lets update your drivers, then
#2218 [13:10] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: or did you already do that?
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#2220 [13:10] <DJDOLLARMEN> i have update my drivers and reboot my pc i have a java update
#2221 [13:10] <xolotl> ??> DJDOLLARMEN win/dxdiag
#2222 [13:10] <VoxelHead> DJDOLLARMEN: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2223 [13:11] <VoxelHead> DJDOLLARMEN: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2224 [13:11] <legoguy> running windows 7 how do you shut off auto walk
#2225 [13:11] <xales> legoguy: There is no "auto walk"
#2226 [13:11] <oldtopman> Legoguy: Stay off of the Alt key
#2227 [13:12] <oldtopman> xales: what's it like being an oper?
#2228 [13:12] <xales> oldtopman: people like to ghost themselves
#2229 [13:12] <xales> no, the love to do it. they loooove it
#2230 [13:12] <xales> D:
#2231 [13:12] <legoguy> well my real problem is that my w-a-s-d controls are not working properly
#2232 [13:12] * titegtnodI considers ghosting himself
#2232 [13:12] <Morrolan> ??> legoguy phantominput
#2233 [13:12] <VoxelHead> legoguy: (phantominput) If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#2234 [13:12] <Morrolan> By any chance?
#2235 [13:12] <oldtopman> Xales: so?
#2236 [13:13] <Undoubtedly> Morroland: I miss deadline-flexible development :)
#2237 [13:13] <legoguy> thank you
#2238 [13:13] <Undoubtedly> wow
#2239 [13:13] <xales> oldtopman: Well, I would get a stupid notice every time someone did that
#2240 [13:13] <xales> but then I turned that off
#2241 [13:13] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan, not Morroland sorry lol
#2242 [13:13] <oldtopman> Ah
#2243 [13:13] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: You're not the first go get that wrong :D
#2244 [13:13] <Undoubtedly> Figured =D
#2245 [13:14] <Michl3545> Morrolan lives in Morroland
#2246 [13:14] <DJDOLLARMEN> http://pastebin.com/E2UrVj60
#2247 [13:14] <McPlusPlus> "------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2248 [13:14] * xales introduces Undoubtedly to the tab key
#2248 [13:14] * Undoubtedly is usually a tab-nazi ;D
#2248 [13:14] <oldtopman> Undoubtedly.
#2249 [13:15] * xolotl stabs McPlusPlus
#2249 [13:15] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: You have not updated your display driver
#2250 [13:15] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Download and INSTALL this: http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_xp-32.aspx
#2251 [13:15] <DJDOLLARMEN> what????
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#2253 [13:15] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: so how long before you invade and annex Backspacia?
#2254 [13:15] <DJDOLLARMEN> i hav updatet it 10 times
#2255 [13:15] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: Update it using the link I just gave you.
#2256 [13:15] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: or the People's Republic of Numeric Keypadistan?
#2257 [13:15] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: depends how long it takes to get the blitzkreig together
#2258 [13:15] <DJDOLLARMEN> i have use the link
#2259 [13:16] <xolotl> DJDOLLARMEN: You have not updated it ten times. Perhaps you've *downloaded* it ten times. :)
#2260 [13:16] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: You have to go there, then download it. Then you have to run it and install
#2261 [13:16] <DJDOLLARMEN> yes and reebot
#2262 [13:17] <xales> You haven't installed it
#2263 [13:17] <DJDOLLARMEN> Xales do you have teamviewer
#2264 [13:17] <xales> Not at the moment, no
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#2267 [13:17] <xales> Just go to the link I gave you, download it, and run it
#2268 [13:17] <DJDOLLARMEN> :(
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#2270 [13:17] <xales> http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_xp-32.aspx
#2271 [13:17] <McPlusPlus> "ATI Radeon™ Video Card Drivers" at sites.amd.com
#2272 [13:18] <mudpit> hello?
#2273 [13:18] <xales> Hello.
#2274 [13:18] <Playinserversfail> xales, its done downloading
#2275 [13:18] <xales> Playinserversfail: Install it now
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#2277 [13:19] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: I tried running for President of Tabbing but everyone punched their ballots 8 spaces to the right
#2278 [13:19] <Undoubtedly> recount!
#2279 [13:20] <DJDOLLARMEN> im downloading it an install and reebooooooooot thx for your help xales
#2280 [13:20] <Playinserversfail> it says that the nvidia graphics driver is not compatible with this version if windows
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#2282 [13:21] <xales> Playinserversfail: Oh, uh, I think I gave you the wrong link ._.
#2283 [13:21] <xales> sorry about that
#2284 [13:21] <xales> try this one: http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
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#2286 [13:22] <DJDOLLARMEN> installation accesful
#2287 [13:22] <Playinserversfail> well. give me another 20 mins or so
#2288 [13:22] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: you ran the installer, right?
#2289 [13:23] <xolotl> DJDOLLARMEN: Reboot and do the dxdiag run/paste again
#2290 [13:23] <xolotl> DJDOLLARMEN: (or, if you've already rebooted, just do the dxdiag)
#2291 [13:24] <DJDOLLARMEN> okay when it doesent works i dont no :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
#2292 [13:24] <DJDOLLARMEN> bb
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#2294 [13:26] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: surely not eight spaces, but three or four?!
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#2297 [13:27] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: Well, remember, it's Florida. Still having trouble getting off their Comadore64's
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#2299 [13:27] * Undoubtedly carefully looks around for Florida residents
#2299 [13:27] <lookingtobuy> If I buy the game, can I install it and play it offline?
#2300 [13:27] <DopeGhoti> For Florida residents, check out #brohoster.
#2301 [13:28] <xales> lookingtobuy: Yes.
#2302 [13:28] <DopeGhoti> lookingtobuy: yes.
#2303 [13:28] <Undoubtedly> haha
#2304 [13:28] * DopeGhoti queues up some KMFDM
#2304 [13:28] <lookingtobuy> can it be installed on the harddrive?
#2305 [13:28] <DopeGhoti> lookingtobuy: it can't not.
#2306 [13:28] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: You *will* need to play it once, connected to the internet, so it can download what it needs to actually run
#2307 [13:28] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: After that you can play it offline all you want though
#2308 [13:28] <lookingtobuy> yea but where do i install it? a usb?
#2309 [13:29] <xales> You just download and run it, and it install to your hard driver
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#2311 [13:29] <Undoubtedly> lookingtobuy: After playing it once, your browser will cache (save it temporarily) it on your hard drive
#2312 [13:29] <xales> hard drive, even
#2313 [13:29] <lookingtobuy> good thx
#2314 [13:29] <DopeGhoti> depends on your OS, but in %AppData%/minecraft, or ~/.minecraft/, or ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/
#2315 [13:30] <Undoubtedly> you can also sometimes put your browser in "Offline Mode" to force it to directly access the cache through the web URL
#2316 [13:30] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: Since you mentioned a USB drive: note from what DopeGhoti said that it *will* download stuff directly from your hard drive
#2317 [13:30] <lookingtobuy> thx
#2318 [13:30] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: So if you were hoping to put it on a PC which literally has no connection to the internet, you'll have to run it once on an internet-enabled PC, then copy the contents of that AppData (or wherever) to the USB drive, and copy it onto the non-internet PC
#2319 [13:31] <DopeGhoti> and.. don't use the in-browser client, use the downloadable one
#2320 [13:31] <DopeGhoti> !client
#2321 [13:31] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: One final note - to play offline you'll actually click "login" on the launcher, wait for it to time out (or fail), and then click "Play Offline"
#2322 [13:32] <xolotl> lookingtobuy: There's no "Play Offline" button right on the main launcher screen.
#2323 [13:32] <Undoubtedly> overload? :D
#2324 [13:33] <xolotl> DopeGhoti: (re: KMFDM) I've been on a TKK kick today, apparently
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#2328 [13:35] <DopeGhoti> xolotl: Their mix of Naive was pretty swanky
#2329 [13:35] <mib_48q1wh> anyone out there that can help me with my problem on minecraft?
#2330 [13:35] <Undoubtedly> mib_48q1wh: just ask
#2331 [13:35] <titegtnodI> nope
#2332 [13:36] * titegtnodI looks at user list
#2332 [13:36] <mib_48q1wh> i sent a email about the error i get when i start up minecraft and all the help i got was to come to this
#2333 [13:36] <xales> ??> mib_48q1wh error
#2334 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_48q1wh: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2335 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_48q1wh: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#2336 [13:37] <leaper> is any one else having trouble changing skins?
#2337 [13:37] <xales> leaper: The skin viewer is broken, however, your skin has probably changed. Check in-game
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#2340 [13:37] <leaper> i checked it didnt
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#2342 [13:38] <mib_48q1wh> what do i do on pastebin? sorry im not the best with all of this stuff
#2343 [13:38] <xales> mib_48q1wh: You paste the error in the box, then you click submit
#2344 [13:38] <xales> Then give us the URL that it sends you to
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#2346 [13:39] <mib_48q1wh> http://pastebin.com/mLFLbYCF
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#2348 [13:39] <McPlusPlus> "--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 22/06/11 3:26 AM Minecraf - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2349 [13:39] <xales> ??> mib_48q1wh win/reinst
#2350 [13:39] <VoxelHead> mib_48q1wh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2351 [13:39] <VoxelHead> mib_48q1wh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2353 [13:40] <mib_48q1wh> thank you i will try now :)
#2354 [13:40] <leaper> can anyone help me with changing skins? or am i in the wrong place?
#2355 [13:40] <xales> leaper: What exactly is the problem?
#2356 [13:41] <leaper> when it says remote skin change and i log in it just takes me to the website
#2357 [13:42] <DopeGhoti> ?? mc.net/skins
#2358 [13:42] <VoxelHead> mc.net/skins: Skin uploading will appear not to do anything at minecraft.net. However, if you have uploaded a new skin file, it *will* work in-game. Give it a try! (:
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#2361 [13:42] <leaper> thanks ill try that
#2362 [13:43] <mib_48q1wh> Thank you very much for the help :) my minecraft is now up and running.
#2363 [13:44] <DJDOLLARMEN> doesent works
#2364 [13:44] <minecraftsadface> hey can anybody help me, i try run minecraft in client and it says i cant connect to minecraft.net, and when i try run in browser it tells me to update, when i try to update it says : Fatal error occured (4) : adress family not supported by protocol family : connect
#2365 [13:44] <DJDOLLARMEN> xales when have you teamviewer
#2366 [13:44] <DJDOLLARMEN> im to stupid for this shit
#2367 [13:45] <xales> ??> minecraftsadface win/reinst
#2368 [13:45] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2369 [13:45] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2370 [13:45] <DopeGhoti> minecraftsadface: what OS and browser are you using? What version of have have you got installed?
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#2372 [13:46] <minecraftsadface> im using latest win 7, i have tried removing minecraft and removing java and i use chrome, but have tried in firefox too
#2373 [13:47] <DopeGhoti> ??> minecraftsadface win/profile
#2374 [13:47] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2375 [13:47] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2376 [13:47] <Michl3545> might it be a firewall issue?
#2377 [13:47] <DJDOLLARMEN> xales pls help me my pc doesent take the new update
#2378 [13:48] <minecraftsadface> i took the firewall of aswell i thought the same thing
#2379 [13:48] <minecraftsadface> i will create a new user and see
#2380 [13:48] <Michl3545> DJDOLLARMEN: i have teamviewer
#2381 [13:48] <xales> DJDOLLARMEN: That's not really something we can help with. Try an ATI forum, maybe
#2382 [13:48] <Michl3545> what is his issue?
#2383 [13:48] <xales> Michl3545: driver
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#2385 [13:48] <Michl3545> huh, do they not have a new version?
#2386 [13:50] <DJDOLLARMEN> yes i have downloading it and installed but he dont try the new version
#2387 [13:50] <minecraftsadface> ok its still giving me the fatal error
#2388 [13:51] <xales> minecraftsadface: Do you have a firewall running?
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#2390 [13:51] <minecraftsadface> nope, its one of the first things i changed, was turn it off
#2391 [13:51] <Eviltelly> can someone help me for a second?
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#2393 [13:52] <xales> Eviltelly: With...?
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#2395 [13:52] <Eviltelly> i have a hamachi server running, and last night me and my friend could get on it fine, now today he can't login
#2396 [13:52] <DopeGhoti> Eviltelly: time's up. that'll be $8.
#2397 [13:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> Eviltelly fubar/hamachi
#2398 [13:52] <VoxelHead> Eviltelly: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2399 [13:52] <VoxelHead> Eviltelly: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2400 [13:52] <Eviltelly> it keeps saying connection timed out
#2401 [13:52] <Awesomeness> <3
#2402 [13:52] <minecraftsadface> i have so far tried reinstalling java and minecraft running in 2 different browsers, running on a different user account on my pc, turned off my firewall
#2403 [13:53] <xales> minecraftsadface: What firewall is it?
#2404 [13:53] <xales> ??> Eviltelly fubar/hamachi
#2405 [13:53] <VoxelHead> Eviltelly: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2406 [13:53] <VoxelHead> Eviltelly: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#2407 [13:53] <DopeGhoti> minecraftsadface: do you now or have you ever had a crack for Minecraft installed?
#2408 [13:53] <minecraftsadface> the windows default one
#2409 [13:53] <minecraftsadface> nope i baught minecraft in alpha
#2410 [13:53] <minecraftsadface> never cracked it
#2411 [13:53] <minecraftsadface> Fatal error occured (4) : adress family not supported by protocol family : connect
#2412 [13:53] <minecraftsadface> this is the error i get
#2413 [13:53] <Criswell> hey weird stuff is happening: i login and play the game for a few minutes, then i get a message in the upper left, like: unlicensed game :( You are already logged in or someone else is. Please purchase!
#2414 [13:53] <DopeGhoti> minecraftsadface: Try disabling IPv6 on your network interface?
#2415 [13:53] <Michl3545> Criswell: change your password
#2416 [13:53] <DopeGhoti> Criswell: known bug.
#2417 [13:54] <Criswell> i changed my pwd immediately and came back and it happens again after a few minutes
#2418 [13:54] <minecraftsadface> how in the name of the magical skywizzard do i do that?
#2419 [13:54] <Criswell> bug? whew
#2420 [13:54] <DopeGhoti> oh, wait; that's new
#2421 [13:54] <Criswell> freaked me the hell out
#2422 [13:54] <Criswell> whaty
#2423 [13:54] <DopeGhoti> the "unlicened copy" message is a known bug; "you are already logged in" is new, at least to me.
#2424 [13:54] <Criswell> that part i might have made up, i was trying to remember the text
#2425 [13:55] <Criswell> i did screenshot it tho
#2426 [13:55] <xales> DopeGhoti: It's part of the unlicensed copy text
#2427 [13:55] <DopeGhoti> IDSTR that message, but them I"ve mainly been playing 1.5 lately
#2428 [13:55] <xales> DopeGhoti: It's "unlicensed copy $something (or perhaps you are logged in already)"
#2429 [13:55] <Criswell> if someone else was logged in, i shouldn't be able to and vice versa i'd hope
#2430 [13:56] <xales> ??> minecraftsadface win/hosts
#2431 [13:56] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2432 [13:56] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#2433 [13:56] <Michl3545> the more recent login kicks the older login off
#2434 [13:56] <Playinserversfail> xales, after i have installed should i run mc and see if it worked
#2435 [13:56] <xales> Playinserversfail: indeed
#2436 [13:56] * titegtnodI wonders if people feel predictable when people use bots to speak to them
#2436 [13:57] <Criswell> well thanks for the info, i guess i won't worry about it for now..
#2437 [13:57] <Criswell> DopeGhoti, do you mean it is a known bug since 1.6?
#2438 [13:57] <minecraftsadface> ok xales i will do that
#2439 [13:57] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: they're called FAQs because the Qs are FA
#2440 [13:57] <DopeGhoti> Criswell: yes.
#2441 [13:57] <Criswell> k
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#2443 [13:58] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: orly that's just craziness
#2444 [13:58] <DopeGhoti> IRC: Internet wRangled Craziness.
#2445 [13:58] <Undoubtedly[a]> DopeGhoti: that might be the most amazing explanation of FAQ I've ever heard lol
#2446 [13:58] <titegtnodI> ooooooooh
#2447 [13:58] <titegtnodI> Uhm
#2448 [13:58] <minecraftsadface> http://pastebin.com/TK7H9HWG
#2449 [13:58] <McPlusPlus> "xales - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2450 [13:59] <titegtnodI> What?
#2451 [13:59] <titegtnodI> VoxelHead: y u so mean?
#2452 [13:59] <DopeGhoti> 11:00 <VoxelHead> [11:00] Muting titegtnodI for excessive repetition in #MineCraftHelp.
#2453 [13:59] <minecraftsadface> dopeghoti how would i go about disabling ipv6?
#2454 [13:59] <titegtnodI> I just said "ooh" with a bunch of os q.q
#2455 [13:59] <Michl3545> minecraftsadface: your hosts file is fine
#2456 [14:00] <DopeGhoti> it was the bunch of 'o's.
#2457 [14:00] <titegtnodI> You're a bunch of 'o's >:D
#2458 [14:00] * DopeGhoti noms on some Fruit Loops.
#2458 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly[a]: \o/
#2459 [14:01] * titegtnodI noms on some Cherrios.
#2459 [14:01] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: someone was using your keyboard while you were away. Just thought you'd like to know.
#2460 [14:01] <minecraftsadface> so any other ideas, about this Fatal error occured (4) : adress family not supported by protocol family : connect ?
#2461 [14:02] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: =O
#2462 [14:02] <DopeGhoti> minecraftsadface: did you disable IPv6 yet?
#2463 [14:02] <minecraftsadface> no i asked you how
#2464 [14:02] <minecraftsadface> several times
#2465 [14:02] <minecraftsadface> but you didnt reply :)
#2466 [14:02] <titegtnodI> Google knows how \o/
#2467 [14:03] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: if you are on windows, you need to go into the local area connection properties for your networking device and uncheck the "Internet Protocol Version 6" item
#2468 [14:03] <titegtnodI> Does MC not support IPv6?
#2469 [14:03] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/929852
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#2471 [14:03] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: it.. sometimes does.
#2472 [14:03] <titegtnodI> Lmao
#2473 [14:04] <Michl3545> here is how to disable ipv6: http://tinyurl.com/434xq3p
#2474 [14:04] <DopeGhoti> but only if the machine it's on is actually capable of routing it
#2475 [14:04] <titegtnodI> I wonder why it fails sometiems
#2476 [14:04] <Undoubtedly> Michl3545: nice use of the lmgtfy :D
#2477 [14:04] <Michl3545> :)
#2478 [14:04] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: machine with IP6 enabled that's on an ISP that doesn't speak it?
#2479 [14:04] <Undoubtedly> not enough ISPs/servers/etc have IPv6 installed (or properly configured well enough) to make it robust enough to turn on yet, really
#2480 [14:05] <DopeGhoti> "titegtnodI: I don't get your nick; does it stand for something?"
#2481 [14:05] <titegtnodI> I don't get it either q.q I'm not sure
#2482 [14:05] <Awesomeness> tite: You are a horrible troll.
#2483 [14:05] <Awesomeness> Go die.
#2484 [14:05] <titegtnodI> afk
#2485 [14:05] <Undoubtedly> lol
#2486 [14:05] <Michl3545> it worked!
#2487 [14:05] <Undoubtedly> brbs, gonna die
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#2489 [14:06] <Michl3545> hello mermi
#2490 [14:06] <Undoubtedly> Awesomeness is a miracle worker
#2491 [14:06] <minecraftsadface> dopeghoti i did that and it still tells me cannot connect to minecraft.net
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#2493 [14:07] <titegtnodI> back
#2494 [14:07] <titegtnodI> Awesomeness doesn't like me because I don't like Terraria \o/
#2495 [14:08] <Awesomeness> Exactly, you need to die.
#2496 [14:08] <titegtnodI> wololo
#2497 [14:08] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: What OS are you using exactly?
#2498 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> Awesomeness, chill.
#2499 [14:08] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti loves me, right?
#2500 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> I love everyone.
#2501 [14:08] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: You know you want him to die, too. :P
#2502 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> Just not in 'that' way.
#2503 [14:08] <titegtnodI> Yay!
#2504 [14:08] * titegtnodI loves DopeGhoti in 'that' way.
#2504 [14:08] * Undoubtedly slaps titegtnodI around a bit with a large trout
#2504 [14:08] <Awesomeness> tite is either bi or gay.
#2505 [14:08] <DopeGhoti> flattering, titegtnodI, but I'm spoken for.
#2506 [14:08] <Undoubtedly> it's been a long time since I could use that
#2507 [14:09] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: Me too q.q
#2508 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> Hussy.
#2509 [14:09] <titegtnodI> I guess we can never be
#2510 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> We shall forever be unreuieted.
#2511 [14:09] <DopeGhoti> or unrequieted; whichever.
#2512 [14:09] <titegtnodI> Such a sad story.
#2513 [14:09] <Awesomeness> DopeGhoti: So, how's editing going? (:
#2514 [14:09] * DopeGhoti queues up November Rain
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#2515 [14:10] <titegtnodI> q.q
#2516 [14:10] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: Try replacing the "::1 localhost" with "127.0.0.1 localhost" line in your hosts file
#2517 [14:10] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: or if both are in there, remove the "::1 localhost" line
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#2523 [14:13] <titegtnodI> You know what would make this chan so much better?
#2524 [14:13] <Undoubtedly> +q ?
#2525 [14:13] <Playinserversfail> i think it worked xales ty
#2526 [14:13] <Undoubtedly> =D
#2527 [14:13] <titegtnodI> +b *!*Mibbit@*
#2528 [14:13] <xales> +b *!Mibbit@*
#2529 [14:13] <xales> lol
#2530 [14:13] <Awesomeness> you forgot
#2531 [14:13] <titegtnodI> wololo xales knows best
#2532 [14:14] <Awesomeness> +b *!~titegtnod@*
#2533 [14:14] <Awesomeness> :3
#2534 [14:14] <titegtnodI> wololo y u so derp
#2535 [14:14] <wheybags_> wololoaaaaeeeeeooooooooh
#2536 [14:14] <titegtnodI> wololo
#2537 [14:15] <minecraftsadface> undoubtedly, i tried to do that and it said access denied
#2538 [14:15] <Undoubtedly> your vowels are overloading the internet
#2539 [14:15] <minecraftsadface> im on an admin account and am the owner of the laptop
#2540 [14:15] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: right click notepad, choose "run as administrator", and then edit the file
#2541 [14:15] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: you'll still have to run the program as an admin manually, even as an admin account
#2542 [14:16] <minecraftsadface> i right click and click open then it gives me a window to choose
#2543 [14:16] <minecraftsadface> i choose notepad and then it opens
#2544 [14:16] <minecraftsadface> at no point have i the abillity to run as admin
#2545 [14:16] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: in your start menu, find the "notepad" program and right click there to find "Run as Administrator"
#2546 [14:17] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: then, within notepad, open your hosts file from c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
#2547 [14:17] <minecraftsadface> ok thanks
#2548 [14:17] <minecraftsadface> done
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#2550 [14:18] <minecraftsadface> ok it didnt work
#2551 [14:19] <minecraftsadface> when i run client stil lsays cant connect to minecraft.net and when i run in browser gives me Fatal error occured (4) : adress family not supported by protocol family : connect
#2552 [14:19] <DJDOLLARMEN> thx for help xales
#2553 [14:19] <minecraftsadface> when i say no to updating in browser it just crashes
#2554 [14:19] <xales> minecraftsadface: How are you connected to the Internet? Wifi?
#2555 [14:20] <minecraftsadface> yes
#2556 [14:20] <xales> Try plugging the computer in with an ethernet cable
#2557 [14:20] <minecraftsadface> ok brb
#2558 [14:21] <Undoubtedly> format/reinstall/win
#2559 [14:21] <Undoubtedly> no?
#2560 [14:21] <Undoubtedly> ;D
#2561 [14:21] <Michl3545> herp derp his wifi is clogged
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#2563 [14:23] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: do you know what version of java you have installed? (has he pastebin'd this yet?)
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#2567 [14:24] <minecraftsadface> ok its still buggered
#2568 [14:24] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: do you know what version of java you have installed? (has he pastebin'd this yet?)
#2569 [14:24] <minecraftsadface> the latest one
#2570 [14:25] <minecraftsadface> i removed what i had and downloaded the latest version
#2571 [14:25] <Undoubtedly> and your host file no longer has "::1 localhost" in it?
#2572 [14:25] <xales> ??> minecraftsadface win/reinst
#2573 [14:25] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#2575 [14:25] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2576 [14:26] <minecraftsadface> thats been done voxelhead
#2577 [14:26] <mib_b8100a> anyone know how to update your opengl
#2578 [14:26] <xales> mib_b8100a: You don't
#2579 [14:26] <xales> You update the graphics card driver
#2580 [14:26] <Undoubtedly> the line "::1 localhost" in your hosts file is usually what triggers java into using IPv6
#2581 [14:26] <mib_b8100a> hooow?
#2582 [14:26] <xales> ??> mib_b8100a win/dxdiag
#2583 [14:26] <VoxelHead> mib_b8100a: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2584 [14:26] <VoxelHead> mib_b8100a: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2585 [14:27] <xales> minecraftsadface: Are you able to go here in your browser? https://login.minecraft.net/
#2586 [14:27] <minecraftsadface> no
#2587 [14:28] <minecraftsadface> it says bad login
#2588 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> so by no you mean yes.
#2589 [14:28] <Undoubtedly> but you do get a page
#2590 [14:28] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: is it possible that you are behind a firewall that is blocking either a protocol or a needed port for minecraft?
#2591 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> clearly one of these modern meanings of 'no' with shich I'm not familiar.
#2592 [14:28] <minecraftsadface> well it goes to an adress but it just says bad login
#2593 [14:28] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: this could be your router, as well
#2594 [14:29] <minecraftsadface> ok well the problem came on randomly and no changes were made to my router
#2595 [14:29] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: could it be possible that your ISP implemented a firewall or block on either a port or protocol?
#2596 [14:29] <minecraftsadface> i dont know, im with bt and im not aware of any changes
#2597 [14:30] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: if you open a command window (search for "cmd" in your status bar) and type "tracert minecraft.net" can you pastebin your results?
#2598 [14:31] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: and of course by status bar, I mean start menu :D
#2599 [14:31] <minecraftsadface> im not that technologically impaired
#2600 [14:32] <Undoubtedly> XD
#2601 [14:33] <minecraftsadface> i did the cmd thing, is there anyway i can get it to report into a txt file or something so i can pastebin it?
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#2603 [14:33] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Right click -> select
#2604 [14:33] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: "tracert minecraft.net > c:\tracert.txt"
#2605 [14:33] <Morrolan> Then you can just use ctrl-c to copy it.
#2606 [14:33] <Morrolan> Or yea
#2607 [14:33] <Undoubtedly> the all powerful greater than!
#2608 [14:33] <titegtnodI> Why can't I use ctrl+c to copy it?
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#2610 [14:34] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: that's not a greater-than; that's a redirect.
#2611 [14:34] <DopeGhoti> (:
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#2613 [14:34] <Undoubtedly> titegtnodI: you can, but you have to right-click and choose the "mark" function in CMD (it's a dumb program ;D)
#2614 [14:34] <wippler> Cannot create minecraft Virtual server?
#2615 [14:34] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: can't we all just get along
#2616 [14:34] <titegtnodI> Undoubtedly: I don't have CMD : /
#2617 [14:34] <Undoubtedly> titegtnodI: are you on windows?
#2618 [14:34] <titegtnodI> Nope
#2619 [14:34] <xales> wippler: How much RAM does your computer have?
#2620 [14:34] <Undoubtedly> titegtnodI: that's why =)
#2621 [14:34] <minecraftsadface> http://pastebin.com/i9PwnJpb
#2622 [14:34] <McPlusPlus> "Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7600] Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
#2623 [14:34] <wippler> 4GB
#2624 [14:35] <titegtnodI> Oh is that why I can't ctrl-c?
#2625 [14:35] <xales> wippler: Reinstall Java
#2626 [14:36] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: what happens if you do "tracert /6 minecraft.net" ?
#2627 [14:36] <Undoubtedly> sorry
#2628 [14:36] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: tracert -6 minecraft.net
#2629 [14:38] <xolotl> minecraft.net and www.minecraft.net don't have AAAA records
#2630 [14:38] <xolotl> um
#2631 [14:38] <xolotl> s/www/login/
#2632 [14:39] <Undoubtedly> ah
#2633 [14:39] <xolotl> Ah, nevermind - www does not, either. It's a CNAME over to an Amazon server, which also doesn't have ipv6
#2634 [14:39] <Undoubtedly> so it's still trying to use ipv6 most likely, but why
#2635 [14:40] <xolotl> So - the minecraft servers are not capable, at the moment, of ipv6
#2636 [14:40] <Undoubtedly> mhmm
#2637 [14:40] <minecraftsadface> erm when i do tracert -6 minecraft.net it cries at me
#2638 [14:40] <xolotl> (perhaps individual servers could bind to v6, but the auth mechanisms won't use it)
#2639 [14:40] <minecraftsadface> tells me a bunch of commands
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#2641 [14:41] <mib_0cttjz> cannot create minecraft virtual server
#2642 [14:41] <titegtnodI> that sucks
#2643 [14:41] <Undoubtedly> mib_0cttjz: reinstall java
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#2646 [14:45] <minecraftsadface> undoubtedly , when i do that it just tells me to enter it differently
#2647 [14:45] <Undoubtedly> well it doesn't matter anyway if MC doesn't support IPv6
#2648 [14:45] <Undoubtedly> so hmm
#2649 [14:45] <Undoubtedly> how do we get java to stop trying to use that protocol
#2650 [14:46] <Undoubtedly> if it's properly disabled and the hosts file is updated, I thought it would work
#2651 [14:46] <Undoubtedly> have you restarted at all since you made those changes (don't think it'd make a difference, but it might help)
#2652 [14:46] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: Uh, IIRC there's a launch command to force it to use IPv4.
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#2654 [14:46] <pachuco> Hello?
#2655 [14:47] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/debian/ipv6
#2656 [14:47] <titegtnodI> ??
#2657 [14:47] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/ipv6
#2658 [14:47] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: yeah I'm digging it up
#2659 [14:47] <VoxelHead> java/ipv6: Java sometimes likes to bind to IPv6 at the expense of IPv4. Since you (for the time being at least) probably want to use IPv4, you want to add the following switches to the script you use to start your server:
#2660 [14:47] <VoxelHead> java/ipv6: -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false
#2661 [14:47] <titegtnodI> pachuco: uhm ... hello?
#2662 [14:47] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true
#2663 [14:47] <pachuco> Can anyone help me in a problem
#2664 [14:47] <Morrolan> Oh, Dope was faster.
#2665 [14:47] <DopeGhoti> >:D
#2666 [14:47] <Undoubtedly> we have a winner :)
#2667 [14:47] <Morrolan> pachuco: Depends on your problem. :)
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#2669 [14:47] <minecraftsadface> so what do i do now?
#2670 [14:47] <Undoubtedly> I think he's having a problem with just the client, though
#2671 [14:48] * titegtnodI LOVES useless questions
#2671 [14:48] <pachuco> well when ever i try to start the game i get an error
#2672 [14:48] <titegtnodI> lmfao
#2673 [14:48] <Undoubtedly> pachuco error
#2674 [14:48] <Undoubtedly> odd...
#2675 [14:48] <Michl3545> try ??>
#2676 [14:48] <Undoubtedly> ??> pachuco error
#2677 [14:48] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2678 [14:48] <Undoubtedly> hah!
#2679 [14:48] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#2680 [14:49] <titegtnodI> lmfao
#2681 [14:49] <titegtnodI> +b *!*Mibbit@*
#2682 [14:50] <titegtnodI> Or even better akick
#2683 [14:50] <Morrolan> Hah, nobody would join this channel anymore if we were to ban Mibbit completely. ;)
#2684 [14:50] <Morrolan> 95% of the people who join here for help are using mibbit.
#2685 [14:50] <Morrolan> Most likely even more.
#2686 [14:50] <titegtnodI> That's why we akick "GET A REL CLIENT $%$#$$W#@"
#2687 [14:50] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: try downloading the minecraft JAR file and running it from "cmd" with the following:
#2688 [14:51] <Morrolan> titegtnodI: Well, tbh I don't think that you should have to download an IRC client just to ask a single question. Also, if people want to use Mibbit, so be it.
#2689 [14:51] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: java -Xmx1024M Xms512M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2690 [14:51] <Morrolan> The only thing which annoys me are people with mib_... names.
#2691 [14:51] <titegtnodI> Well at least xales is on my side
#2692 [14:51] <titegtnodI> lol
#2693 [14:52] <minecraftsadface> where do i get the jar file?
#2694 [14:52] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#2695 [14:52] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: under Linux / Other
#2696 [14:52] <titegtnodI> Most Mibbit users are pretty derp though. There are some AWESOME people who use Mibbit but it's rare
#2697 [14:52] <Undoubtedly> er I have an error in my line hold on
#2698 [14:52] <Morrolan> titegtnodI: That wouldn't change if they'd use a 'real' client, now would it? ;)
#2699 [14:52] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2700 [14:53] <titegtnodI> Morrolan: The ones who figure it out will have earned a little respect from me
#2701 [14:53] <Morrolan> titegtnodI: Well, that's a valid point I guess.
#2702 [14:53] <Morrolan> I still don't agree, but, oh well. ^^
#2703 [14:53] <titegtnodI> :D
#2704 [14:53] * titegtnodI loves Morrolan <3
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#2705 [14:54] <minecraftsadface> how do i run it from cd with that ?
#2706 [14:54] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: open a cmd window, navigate to the directory where your JAR file was downloaded to (using the "cd" command)
#2707 [14:54] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: and paste that line in (right-click, paste)
#2708 [14:54] <Morrolan> Or create a .bat file: Create a new textfile in the same directory as the .jar file, paste this line in there, save it as run.bat
#2709 [14:55] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: if it works :)
#2710 [14:55] <titegtnodI> Morrolan: y u no love back?
#2711 [14:55] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: Yea. It might be more convenient than having to navigate through the console though.
#2712 [14:55] <Morrolan> titegtnodI: Oh, sorry. :D
#2713 [14:55] * Morrolan hugs titegtnodI
#2713 [14:55] <titegtnodI> :D
#2714 [14:55] * Undoubtedly collapses under the weight of Morrolan's logic
#2714 [14:55] <Undoubtedly> =D
#2715 [14:56] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: Yea, I'm known for awesome conclusions like this. :p
#2716 [14:57] <minecraftsadface> ok right so make a notepad put that text in it
#2717 [14:57] <minecraftsadface> put the file in the same dir as the JAR
#2718 [14:57] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: and call it run.bat
#2719 [14:57] <minecraftsadface> and save it as a .bat
#2720 [14:57] <Morrolan> yea, choose "save as", select "all files", save it as run.bat
#2721 [14:57] <Morrolan> oh, triple combo :D
#2722 [14:57] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: high score!
#2723 [14:57] <minecraftsadface> ok when i did that i run it it flashes a cmd and the nnothing happens
#2724 [14:57] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Ok, add a new line in that textifle: @pause
#2725 [14:58] <Morrolan> then run it again
#2726 [14:58] <Morrolan> (You can edit it by right-clicking it and choosing "edit")
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#2728 [14:58] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: also, can you paste your contents of the .bat file here just to make sure there's no problems
#2729 [14:58] <personthatneedshelp> ok so i need some help
#2730 [14:58] <minecraftsadface> : java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2731 [14:58] <titegtnodI> I sensed that
#2732 [14:59] <personthatneedshelp> i bought the game like a week ago
#2733 [14:59] <titegtnodI> I'm psychic
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#2735 [14:59] <titegtnodI> I just lost the game you sonofabitch
#2736 [14:59] <personthatneedshelp> and then i made my own server
#2737 [14:59] <personthatneedshelp> and now all it says is bad login
#2738 [14:59] <minecraftsadface> ok
#2739 [14:59] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: http://xkcd.com/391/
#2740 [14:59] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: did you get an error after adding @pause below that line?
#2741 [14:59] <minecraftsadface> with the pause in it does nothing
#2742 [14:59] <minecraftsadface> when i open it it says press any key to continue
#2743 [15:00] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Did you paste this on the end of the file?
#2744 [15:00] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: not even XKCD is powerful enough q.q
#2745 [15:00] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: it has to be at the end
#2746 [15:00] <xales> personthatneedshelp: Try this server: s.nerd.nu
#2747 [15:00] <minecraftsadface> the bat has this text on the first line
#2748 [15:00] <minecraftsadface> @pause
#2749 [15:00] <minecraftsadface> oops
#2750 [15:00] <DopeGhoti> That tears it
#2751 [15:00] <titegtnodI> Maybe you forgot to login
#2752 [15:00] <DopeGhoti> I'm setting up an official #minecrafthelp test server.
#2753 [15:00] <minecraftsadface> : java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
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#2755 [15:00] <minecraftsadface> this is the first line
#2756 [15:00] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: call it "goodgrief" :P
#2757 [15:01] <personthatneedshelp> i have tried like 100 differant servers and they all say the same thing
#2758 [15:01] <mib_ucsm1t> hello
#2759 [15:01] <mib_ucsm1t> i need some help please
#2760 [15:01] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: I can set one up right now on a VPS for now if you want XD
#2761 [15:01] <Morrolan> mib_ucsm1t: with?
#2762 [15:01] <DopeGhoti> Undoubtedly: it'll be an adminium room with a sign reading "If you can read this, Minecraft works."
#2763 [15:01] <titegtnodI> This channel is endlessly entertaining
#2764 [15:01] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: perfect.
#2765 [15:01] <titegtnodI> Oooh I can do that
#2766 [15:01] <Undoubtedly> DopeGhoti: also, set it on fire
#2767 [15:01] <mib_ucsm1t> every time i start minecraft all it shows is a blank screen
#2768 [15:01] <Morrolan> mib_u92d12: Windows?
#2769 [15:02] <Morrolan> uuh
#2770 [15:02] <Morrolan> mib_ucsm1t, *
#2771 [15:02] <mib_ucsm1t> yes
#2772 [15:02] <Morrolan> (See, that's why i hate mib_names
#2773 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> ok i give up
#2774 [15:02] <Morrolan> I*
#2775 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> forever without minecraft.jpg
#2776 [15:02] <Morrolan> ??> mib_ucsm1t win/reinst
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#2778 [15:02] <VoxelHead> mib_ucsm1t: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2779 [15:02] * titegtnodI sees why Morrolan hates mib_names
#2779 [15:02] <VoxelHead> mib_ucsm1t: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2780 [15:02] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Well, did you try to put the @pause in the end?
#2781 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> yes
#2782 [15:02] * titegtnodI hates esper_ names too
#2782 [15:02] <Morrolan> Respectively, what error does it show then?
#2783 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> it goes
#2784 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> : java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -Djava.net.preferIPv4Stack=true -Djava.net.preferIPv6Addresses=false -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#2785 [15:02] <minecraftsadface> @pause
#2786 [15:02] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: is the colon on there?
#2787 [15:03] <minecraftsadface> ust opens an empty cmd
#2788 [15:03] <minecraftsadface> yes
#2789 [15:03] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: there should be no colon
#2790 [15:03] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Yea, now launch it and it should show you the error in the console
#2791 [15:03] <personthatneedshelp> mine says login failed: bad login
#2792 [15:03] <DopeGhoti> get rid of the colon
#2793 [15:03] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Oh :D
#2794 [15:04] <xales> personthatneedshelp: Are you using "Play Offline"?
#2795 [15:04] <minecraftsadface> ok this time it opened a minecraft client
#2796 [15:04] <Undoubtedly> aaaand
#2797 [15:04] <minecraftsadface> when i logged in it asked me to update
#2798 [15:04] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: Well, try again now.
#2799 [15:04] <Undoubtedly> aaaand
#2800 [15:04] <minecraftsadface> i clicked yes and its frozen on downloading packages
#2801 [15:04] <mib_ucsm1t> i see '.minecraft' shall i press that?
#2802 [15:04] <xales> ??> minecraftsadface win/reinst
#2803 [15:04] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2804 [15:04] <Morrolan> mib_u92d12: Yes.
#2805 [15:04] <VoxelHead> minecraftsadface: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2806 [15:04] <Undoubtedly> now we're getting somewhere!
#2807 [15:04] <xales> mib_ucsm1t: Yes, you should. That's what the instructions say.
#2808 [15:05] <Morrolan> ugh, wrong mib_ again. :(
#2809 [15:05] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: you need a mib organizer
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#2811 [15:05] <minecraftsadface> voxel i have done that before and youve suggested it before and i told you that
#2812 [15:05] <Morrolan> xales: I don't assume you can force-change the nick of a user?
#2813 [15:05] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: do it again
#2814 [15:05] <Morrolan> minecraftsadface: He's a bot.
#2815 [15:05] <VoxelHead> DOOO EEEET
#2816 [15:05] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: now that you've got the client revving, try clearing those files again
#2817 [15:05] <minecraftsadface> ok
#2818 [15:06] <mib_ucsm1t> so delete everything in that folder?
#2819 [15:06] <xales> Morrolan: I cannot
#2820 [15:06] <xales> mib_ucsm1t: Everything except for saves, if there are any
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#2824 [15:07] <minecraftsadface> ok cleared the files and ran the bat again
#2825 [15:07] <Morrolan> xales: Oh, I did not mean whether you could do so, but in general. It's not that important though, I'll just live with it I guess. :) (and drink some more coffee)
#2826 [15:07] <minecraftsadface> its frozen at downloading packages again
#2827 [15:07] <mib_ucsm1t> it wont let me delete bin
#2828 [15:07] <xales> mib_ucsm1t: Why won't it?
#2829 [15:07] <Morrolan> mib_ucsm1t: Is Minecraft running?
#2830 [15:07] <mib_ucsm1t> no its not
#2831 [15:08] <Morrolan> What does it say when you try to remove it?
#2832 [15:09] <mib_ucsm1t> the action connat be completed because the folder is open in another program
#2833 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> mib_ucsm1t: log out of all users on your computer, log back in, and try again.
#2834 [15:09] <mib_ucsm1t> ok i will have a go
#2835 [15:09] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: how much RAM do you have
#2836 [15:10] <mortisha> don't know if anyone can help but my sons version of minecraft freezes when he tries to play. It loads the Java plug in and then comes up with a downloading updates page. It actually says downloads complete but the bar is only 95% along and won't go any further
#2837 [15:10] <minecraftsadface> 2 gig
#2838 [15:10] <mib_ucsm1t> thanks for your help !
#2839 [15:10] <minecraftsadface> it was running fine for months
#2840 [15:10] <Morrolan> mib_ucsm1t: Sure thing. If it didn't help come back here :)
#2841 [15:10] <minecraftsadface> so i know i can play minecraft
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#2843 [15:10] <Morrolan> mortisha: Windows?
#2844 [15:10] <mortisha> Yep Windows
#2845 [15:10] <Morrolan> ??> mortisha win/reinst
#2846 [15:10] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2847 [15:10] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2848 [15:10] <Riking> >.>
#2849 [15:11] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, mortisha.
#2850 [15:11] <Riking> oops
#2851 [15:11] <Riking> scroll fail...again
#2852 [15:11] <titegtnodI> wololo
#2853 [15:11] <mortisha> Thanks, much appreciated
#2854 [15:11] <Morrolan> Sure thing. If it didn't help we'll look further.
#2855 [15:11] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: can you open up the Windows Resouce Monitor (Resource Monitor in start menu) and watch your memory as you run minecraft?
#2856 [15:11] <titegtnodI> Morrolan: You're so halpful ^-^
#2857 [15:12] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: it's the third tab in the application
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#2859 [15:12] <Riking> ?nick | minecraftsadface
#2860 [15:12] <corvino> minecraftsadface: Please give yourself a readable nick using "/nick newname".
#2861 [15:12] <Morrolan> ??>> Riking index
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#2863 [15:12] <Undoubtedly> :o
#2864 [15:12] * xales kicked corvino from #minecrafthelp (Reason: corvino)
#2865 [15:12] <Morrolan> That's the syntax, and an index of entries, Riking :)
#2866 [15:13] <Riking> oh thanks
#2867 [15:13] <Morrolan> Though minecraftsadface' nick is perfectly fine IMO
#2868 [15:13] <Riking> ??>> Riking irc/nick
#2869 [15:13] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: agree'd
#2870 [15:13] <xales> Riking: You can use ??<
#2871 [15:13] <Morrolan> rax-,
#2872 [15:13] <Morrolan> |/warp [warpname] [player]
#2873 [15:13] <Morrolan> |/warp <br\>
#2874 [15:13] <Morrolan> /warp Arena <br\>
#2875 [15:13] <Morrolan> /warp FarFarAway Jer9Carver
#2876 [15:13] <Morrolan> |If used without any parameters it will list any warps available to you. If used with the [warpname] parameter it will teleport you to the specified warppoint. If used with the [player] argument it will teleport this player to that warppoint.
#2877 [15:13] <Morrolan> |align="center" | Admin
#2878 [15:13] <Morrolan> |-
#2879 [15:13] <Morrolan> |/setwarp <warpname>
#2880 [15:13] <Morrolan> |/setwarp Laboratory
#2881 [15:13] <Morrolan> uah
#2882 [15:13] * xales kicked Morrolan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Morrolan)
#2883 [15:13] <Undoubtedly> haha
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#2885 [15:14] <xales> Riking: See also: ##voxelhead
#2886 [15:14] <Morrolan> I hate you, ctrl-v
#2887 [15:14] <Morrolan> sorry for the spam
#2888 [15:14] <Undoubtedly> it controls the universe
#2889 [15:14] <minecraftsadface> cant find the resource monitor
#2890 [15:14] <Riking> Morrolan: whee paste confirmation
#2891 [15:14] <Riking> :D
#2892 [15:14] <Morrolan> (Also, for those who wonder, that's a part of a wiki I'm working on ;) )
#2893 [15:14] <mib_rp3le5> all right i need help plz
#2894 [15:14] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: All Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Resource Manager
#2895 [15:14] <Morrolan> Riking: Yea, I wish my client had this. XD
#2896 [15:14] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: Resource Monitor *
#2897 [15:15] <xales> ??> mib_rp3le5 ask
#2898 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mib_rp3le5: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2899 [15:15] <VoxelHead> mib_rp3le5: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2900 [15:15] <Morrolan> mib_rp3le5: If you tell us your issue we might be able to help.
#2901 [15:16] <mib_rp3le5> Everytime i download minecraft it puts it on my laptop and when i run it it plays for a min or two then shuts down
#2902 [15:16] <Undoubtedly> I have 1337 MB of RAM available. that can't be a coincidence
#2903 [15:16] <minecraftsadface> ok im doing this
#2904 [15:16] <minecraftsadface> running minecraft and the monitor
#2905 [15:16] <xales> ??> mib_rp3le5 win/reinst
#2906 [15:16] <minecraftsadface> what am i looking at
#2907 [15:16] <VoxelHead> mib_rp3le5: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2908 [15:16] <VoxelHead> mib_rp3le5: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2909 [15:16] <titegtnodI> If anyone ever asks Undoubtedly if he's sure he can just "/me "
#2910 [15:16] <nairam> I have a problem with minecraft since two days. when i join a multiplayer server, i can play about 10 seconds..... after that i disconnect automatically and get the error message: Java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out. I get this message on every multiplayer server and i dont know how i fix it.
#2911 [15:16] <Undoubtedly> minecraftsadface: does the graph on the right ever go to 100%?
#2912 [15:17] * Undoubtedly .
#2912 [15:17] <titegtnodI> lol
#2913 [15:17] <minecraftsadface> there are lots of graphs but none of them do no
#2914 [15:17] <xales> nairam: http://speedtest.net/ please give us the results
#2915 [15:18] <Riking> btw
#2916 [15:18] <Riking> i have a java connection problem..
#2917 [15:18] <titegtnodI> minecraftsadface's nick makes me sad
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#2919 [15:18] <Riking> i cant connect to minecraft.net anymore & the news shows up as a string of html :S. I've just been starting minecraft directly for a while...
#2920 [15:19] <mortisha> Thanks Morrolan, that worked
#2921 [15:19] <Undoubtedly> wow, the first thing I saw in that new nick was "tit"
#2922 [15:19] <Riking> checked java connection settings, on "use browser settings"
#2923 [15:19] <Undoubtedly> I need to get out more
#2924 [15:19] <Morrolan> mortisha: YOu're welcome. :)
#2925 [15:19] <idontcareiftiteissad> is that better titegtnodl
#2926 [15:19] <titegtnodI> idontcareiftiteissad: No, that's much worse
#2927 [15:19] <xales> Riking: probably firewall
#2928 [15:19] <Riking> hm. ZA/AVG
#2929 [15:19] <Morrolan> Riking: Firewall, hosts file, uh, little gnome in your PC
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#2931 [15:19] <Riking> lol
#2932 [15:19] <Undoubtedly> shake out the bits from the ethernet cable
#2933 [15:20] <xales> Riking: uh, ZoneAlarm
#2934 [15:20] <Riking> everything java is [y,y,y,y]
#2935 [15:20] <xales> that's probably the issue
#2936 [15:20] <xales> ZoneAlarm = total garbage
#2937 [15:20] <minecraftsadface> i ust want to get my minecraft one yunowork.jpg
#2938 [15:20] <Riking> (accessTrusted, accInternet, serverTrusted, servInternet)
#2939 [15:20] <Riking> minecraft.exe [y,y,y,y]
#2940 [15:21] <Riking> :(
#2941 [15:21] <xales> Riking: Just disable it
#2942 [15:22] <Riking> starting
#2943 [15:22] <Riking> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out: connect</center></font></body></html>
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#2945 [15:22] <Undoubtedly> bbl ya'll
#2946 [15:22] <nairam> Download: 1.97 Mb/s Upload: 0.26 Mb/s Ping 54ms
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#2949 [15:24] <Undoubtedly[a]> Justin Bieber is a worthy opponent
#2950 [15:24] <Undoubtedly[a]> (sorry, really leaving now)
#2951 [15:24] <Morrolan> o/
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#2953 [15:24] <Riking> still no
#2954 [15:24] <titegtnodI> y u no
#2955 [15:24] <titegtnodI> Freddy? Like Freddy1990?
#2956 [15:24] <Morrolan> ??> Riking win/hosts
#2957 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Riking: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2958 [15:24] <VoxelHead> Riking: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#2959 [15:24] <titegtnodI> Doubtful ...
#2960 [15:25] <Riking> i know enviro variables. ;) i have a %minecraft%
#2961 [15:25] <Undoubtedly> nvm wifey doesn't need me
#2962 [15:25] <Morrolan> Riking: Who's talking about environment variables? ;)
#2963 [15:25] <Undoubtedly> I'm back baby!
#2964 [15:25] <Riking> %systemroot%
#2965 [15:26] <Morrolan> Riking: Oh, yea, but that's not the point of the instructions. ^^
#2966 [15:27] <Riking> http://paste.ubuntu.com/630519/
#2967 [15:27] <McPlusPlus> "Ubuntu Pastebin" at paste.ubuntu.com
#2968 [15:28] <Riking> :?
#2969 [15:28] <Riking> nothign
#2970 [15:28] <Morrolan> Whoa, that's one hell of a hosts file.
#2971 [15:28] <nairam> xales ? http://speedtest.net/result/1351776078.png
#2972 [15:28] <Morrolan> It doesn't seem to contain anything related to minecraft though.
#2973 [15:28] <Riking> read the comments
#2974 [15:28] <xales> nairam: Try this server: s.nerd.nu
#2975 [15:28] <Undoubtedly> that's gotta slow your DNS uplookups to hell...
#2976 [15:28] <Riking> nairam: O.o thats.....
#2977 [15:28] <Riking> wow
#2978 [15:29] <Morrolan> ah, Spybot search & destroy
#2979 [15:29] <zchr> just use chrome or firefox, they look up that stuff X(
#2980 [15:29] <Undoubtedly> without the overhead
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#2982 [15:29] <Undoubtedly> systemwide overhead, that is
#2983 [15:30] <Morrolan> Riking: Hmm, running a bit low on ideas now.
#2984 [15:30] <Riking> yeah i know
#2985 [15:30] <Michl3545> why would all those domain names point to the loopback address?
#2986 [15:30] <Riking> i've checked java connection names
#2987 [15:30] <Riking> Michl3545: malware sites
#2988 [15:30] <Riking> *connection settings
#2989 [15:30] <Morrolan> Michl3545: So malware can't communicate home anymore.
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#2991 [15:30] <Michl3545> huh
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#2993 [15:30] <Morrolan> S&D should remove those though after it's done in my opinion.
#2994 [15:31] <Michl3545> seems like a kind of bandaid on a bigger proble,
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#2996 [15:32] <Riking> yeah.
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#2998 [15:32] <Dirtfarm23> Hey. Ive got a question.
#2999 [15:32] <Undoubtedly> ??> Dirtfarm23 ask
#3000 [15:32] <VoxelHead> Dirtfarm23: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3001 [15:32] <VoxelHead> Dirtfarm23: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3002 [15:32] <Dirtfarm23> My minecraft.jar wont open.
#3003 [15:33] <Michl3545> where is it located?
#3004 [15:33] <Undoubtedly> try using a jar opener (ha'ah)
#3005 [15:33] <xales> Dirtfarm23: How does it "not open"?
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#3007 [15:33] <Dirtfarm23> Ive been going to options in the launcher, and it goes to all my minecraft files.
#3008 [15:33] <xales> You can't use the minecraft.jar that's in the bin folder directly
#3009 [15:34] <Dirtfarm23> Oh. How do I find it?
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#3011 [15:34] <Riking> i'm doing speedtest to stockholm
#3012 [15:35] <Michl3545> what is the file path of the .jar file you are trying to open?
#3013 [15:35] <rekop> minecraft said its crashed
#3014 [15:35] <Michl3545> ??> rekop error
#3015 [15:35] <VoxelHead> rekop: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#3016 [15:35] <VoxelHead> rekop: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#3017 [15:35] <nairam> Xales are you still there?
#3018 [15:35] <xales> indeed
#3019 [15:35] <Riking> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1351797617.png
#3020 [15:35] <rekop> tok
#3021 [15:35] <Riking> that's weird
#3022 [15:36] <Dirtfarm23> Im still here
#3023 [15:36] <nairam> http://speedtest.net/result/1351776078.png
#3024 [15:36] <Riking> wait, wheres the graph fu
#3025 [15:36] <Michl3545> Dirtfarm23: what is the file path of the .jar file you are trying to open?
#3026 [15:36] <nairam> The results
#3027 [15:36] <calatalee> whenever i click on my mincecraft it loads really fast then it does nothing
#3028 [15:36] <rekop> same
#3029 [15:36] <rekop> tit goes to the mojang ab sreen
#3030 [15:36] <calatalee> its quite annoying
#3031 [15:36] <calatalee> mine doesnt i click on it it loads then just nothing
#3032 [15:37] <nairam> Have you any idea how I can fix this problem?
#3033 [15:37] <rekop> theni see the dirt bg only
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#3035 [15:37] <Dirtfarm23> Appdata>Roaming>.minecraft>bin.
#3036 [15:37] <Michl3545> Dirtfarm23: that isn't the launcher
#3037 [15:37] <rekop> tthen it says minecraft has crashed
#3038 [15:37] <Michl3545> Dirtfarm23: you need to download the launcher from here http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3039 [15:37] <Dirtfarm23> I go to options on the launcher, open the link to the file, and it takes me there
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#3041 [15:38] <mib_zbsdmn> MY-SOUND-DOES-NOT-WORK-TRYED-EVERYTHING-£15-WASTED
#3042 [15:38] <bluewaffle> hello?
#3043 [15:38] <Michl3545> Dirtfarm23: are you trying to start minecraft?
#3044 [15:38] <rekop> i have the launcher
#3045 [15:38] <rekop> tya
#3046 [15:38] <bluewaffle> can someone help me out wit han error?
#3047 [15:38] <DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: not if you rely exlusively on our telepathic powers.
#3048 [15:39] <Dirtfarm23> I can start minecraft, but im trying to download a mod, and I cant get into the .jar
#3049 [15:39] <bluewaffle> ok you want me to explain then?
#3050 [15:39] <Michl3545> Dirtfarm23: ah, i misunderstood
#3051 [15:39] <DopeGhoti> ??> Dirtfarm23 mods
#3052 [15:39] <VoxelHead> Dirtfarm23: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3053 [15:39] <VoxelHead> Dirtfarm23: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3054 [15:39] <Riking> also
#3055 [15:39] <Riking> Britain explained: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17987530/Britain%20Explained.png
#3056 [15:40] <bluewaffle> i lunch my game on my vista processor and i break a block in game after 1 secound thsi message pops out:
#3057 [15:40] <bluewaffle> Minecraft has run out of memory.
#3058 [15:41] <rekop> minecraft says it has crashed on the browser and it wont display the title screen in the launcher
#3059 [15:41] <Michl3545> bluewaffle: tell us your problem, please
#3060 [15:41] <Dirtfarm23> Thanks.
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#3062 [15:41] <nairam> I can play on any more multiplayer server because I get rausfliege.Ich automatically after 10 seconds the error message: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#3063 [15:41] <mib_8lw563> hallo
#3064 [15:41] <bluewaffle> every time i break a block this apears. this could be casused by a bug in the game or by the Java Virtual Machine not being allocated enough memory. If you are playing in a web browser, try downlaodingteh game and playing it ofline.
#3065 [15:42] <Michl3545> mib_8lw563: hi, if you could give yourself a nickname it would make things easier on us
#3066 [15:42] <bluewaffle> and hwo it run out of memory.
#3067 [15:42] <DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: did you install any mods or texture packs?
#3068 [15:42] <bluewaffle> no
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#3070 [15:43] <bluewaffle> no sir Dope
#3071 [15:44] <calatalee> when i click on my minecraft browser it loads then does nothing id like it if someone could tell me why this may be happening. the version i have downloaded is 1.1.0 i tried running it on the mincecraft website so i tried and it made me update a plug in for java. it took me about 30 tries to finaly download the update then when i start up minecraft nothing h
#3072 [15:44] <iBook> i think minecraft.net is doing it wrong when it comes to passwords. i would like to discuss it in private with a chanop here
#3073 [15:46] <calatalee> anyone have any idea why this may be happening?
#3074 [15:46] <calatalee> cool
#3075 [15:47] <bluewaffle> what was taht
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#3176 [15:48] <DopeGhoti> And now they're back.
#3177 [15:48] <Morrolan> Now lets all yell at xales :p
#3178 [15:48] <Michl3545> my client does not like
#3179 [15:48] <titegtnodI> It was obviously him
#3180 [15:49] <Michl3545> the tubes are clogged
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#3182 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> ??>> bluewaffle dont/pm
#3183 [15:49] <bluewaffle> ok
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#3186 [15:50] <bluewaffle> does anyone know how to help out with "out of memory" game crash?
#3187 [15:51] <titegtnodI> more memory
#3188 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> 12:44 <@DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: how much RAM is in your computer?
#3189 [15:51] <bluewaffle> i have 8 gis left but it has this weird bug
#3190 [15:51] <Awesomeness> bluewaffle: change your name, please
#3191 [15:51] <bluewaffle> 8 gig RAM
#3192 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> ??> bluewaffle win/reinst
#3193 [15:51] <VoxelHead> bluewaffle: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3194 [15:52] <VoxelHead> bluewaffle: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3195 [15:52] <bluewaffle> let me try that
#3196 [15:52] <titegtnodI> Awesomeness: change your name, please
#3197 [15:52] * DopeGhoti is know known as GreenEggsAndHam
#3197 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> s/k//
#3198 [15:53] <titegtnodI> O.o
#3199 [15:53] <titegtnodI> Nyaa
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#3287 [15:55] <Michl3545> is it irc.esper.net that is splitting?
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#3289 [15:55] <Morrolan> Well, the esper servers from each other
#3290 [15:55] <DopeGhoti> it's not telling which server is splitting from which.
#3291 [15:55] <DopeGhoti> most networks mask that information these days.
#3292 [15:55] <mr_sticky> i need help to download the pixel thing
#3293 [15:55] <bluewaffle> i keeps saying out of Memory.
#3294 [15:56] <titegtnodI> It's apocalypse
#3295 [15:56] <bluewaffle> it*
#3296 [15:56] <Michl3545> i also lost aperture
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#3298 [15:56] <titegtnodI> I'm on aperture and I was fine
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#3300 [15:57] <Naxius> AdminServer tool which would you recommend me only
#3301 [15:57] <Naxius> ?
#3302 [15:57] <DopeGhoti> Naxius: openssh
#3303 [15:58] <Awesomeness> I need a hug.
#3304 [15:58] * Michl3545 hugs Awesomeness
#3304 [15:58] <Awesomeness> :D thanks
#3305 [15:58] <bluewaffle> i redid everything and ran minecraft again, broke 6 blocks and it crshed with the "out of memory" error.
#3306 [15:58] * Michl3545 slips a trout in Awesomeness' back pocket
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#3307 [15:59] <Naxius> pls help me
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#3309 [15:59] <Michl3545> Naxius: what is your malfunction?
#3310 [16:00] <Naxius> I need a server admin tool
#3311 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: what version of Java are you running?
#3312 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> Naxius: openssh.
#3313 [16:00] <bluewaffle> um the newest
#3314 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> a version number would be nice.
#3315 [16:00] <Michl3545> openssh is pretty awesome
#3316 [16:01] <bluewaffle> Version 6 Update 26
#3317 [16:01] <DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: 32- or 64-bit? Same question WRT your OS?
#3318 [16:01] <bluewaffle> 32-bit
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#3320 [16:02] <bluewaffle> Windows 7, XP Offline (32-bit)
#3321 [16:02] <Naxius> have you a link
#3322 [16:02] <Naxius> for openssh
#3323 [16:02] <Michl3545> http://tinyurl.com/2esago8
#3324 [16:02] <McPlusPlus> "Let me google that for you" at tinyurl.com
#3325 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> http://www.openssh.com/
#3326 [16:02] <McPlusPlus> "OpenSSH" at www.openssh.com
#3327 [16:02] <Naxius> i found nothing
#3328 [16:03] <zchr> openssh blahh
#3329 [16:03] <zchr> dropbear
#3330 [16:03] <Michl3545> darn McPlusPlus, you gave it away
#3331 [16:03] <Michl3545> -.-
#3332 [16:03] <Naxius> I write myself, or how much fun
#3333 [16:03] <iBook> zchr: good idea to confuse they guy by giving him a choice
#3334 [16:04] <zchr> choices are so hard
#3335 [16:04] <zchr> dropbear has the smallest memory footprint, i think
#3336 [16:05] <Michl3545> and then eenie meenie miney mo was created, and choices were easy!
#3337 [16:07] <iBook> anyone here actually involved in minecraft.net? please query me.
#3338 [16:07] <DopeGhoti> iBook: this is community-run supoort; there are no official Mojang staff here.
#3339 [16:08] <DopeGhoti> s/staff /&members/
#3340 [16:08] <Michl3545> iBook: look on #minecraft
#3341 [16:08] <Michl3545> jeb and mollstam hang out there
#3342 [16:08] <iBook> had a problem, solved it on my own, thinks minecraft security could be flawed. i dont carry a hacking hat though
#3343 [16:09] <Michl3545> email support@mojang.com
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#3346 [16:09] <Undoubtedly> a hacking hat sounds awesome
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#3348 [16:10] <titegtnodI> Like blackhat?
#3349 [16:10] <Michl3545> my hat would be rainbow...jk
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#3352 [16:10] <Undoubtedly> http://goo.gl/OcgaH hacking hat
#3353 [16:10] <McPlusPlus> not viewing HTML
#3354 [16:11] <mib_fggrx2> hello
#3355 [16:11] <Undoubtedly> o/
#3356 [16:11] <Michl3545> Undoubtedly: lol, his expresion
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#3358 [16:11] <gideon802> hi
#3359 [16:11] <gideon802> anyone out there
#3360 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> no; I'm here
#3361 [16:12] <Michl3545> only 173 people
#3362 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> _you_ are there.
#3363 [16:12] <bluewaffle> im here
#3364 [16:12] * titegtnodI looks at userlist
#3364 [16:12] <titegtnodI> No one's here
#3365 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> ?? ask
#3366 [16:12] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3367 [16:12] <mib_fggrx2> I got kinda of a problem
#3368 [16:12] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3369 [16:12] <gideon802> hey can i get some help
#3370 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> *headdesk*
#3371 [16:12] <titegtnodI> so much derp
#3372 [16:12] <Michl3545> lol
#3373 [16:12] <mib_fggrx2> when i try to start mine craft i get this msg, Bad video card drivers cant find accelerator GLopen
#3374 [16:13] <gideon802> i want to get my server playing but i dont know if it works
#3375 [16:13] <bluewaffle> thank you dopeghost
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#3377 [16:13] <titegtnodI> Mibbit users: learn2read
#3378 [16:13] <mib_fggrx2> I tried to get the latest java but i didnt work
#3379 [16:13] <DopeGhoti> bluewaffle: cheers
#3380 [16:13] <Michl3545> !check 98.207.34.238
#3381 [16:13] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: ATI or NVidia card?
#3382 [16:13] <gideon802> can some one please try this ip 127.0.0.1:25565
#3383 [16:13] <Undoubtedly> derp
#3384 [16:13] <mib_fggrx2> think ati
#3385 [16:13] <bluewaffle> :D
#3386 [16:14] <DopeGhoti> gideon802: 127.0.0.1 is the loopback address.
#3387 [16:14] <gideon802> im onit on a tab so if anyone could try it
#3388 [16:14] <titegtnodI> lmao
#3389 [16:14] <Michl3545> gideon802: your server doesn't seem to be working
#3390 [16:14] <titegtnodI> 127.0.0.1 works perfectly for me!
#3391 [16:14] <mib_fggrx2> what do you mean?
#3392 [16:14] <gideon802> what u mean
#3393 [16:14] <Morrolan> ??> gideon802 ip/external
#3394 [16:14] <VoxelHead> gideon802: (ip/external) Places to go to learn your external (WAN) IP address: http://www.ipchicken.com/ http://www.moanmyip.com/ http://www.whatismyip.com/
#3395 [16:14] <titegtnodI> !check 127.0.0.1
#3396 [16:14] <Michl3545> lol
#3397 [16:14] <gideon802> ok ty
#3398 [16:15] <Undoubtedly> ??> mib_fggrx2 gpu/amd
#3399 [16:15] <VoxelHead> mib_fggrx2: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#3400 [16:15] <Michl3545> gideon doesn't have port forwarding on anyways
#3401 [16:15] <titegtnodI> AuBot: You wish that was my external
#3402 [16:15] <Michl3545> !myip
#3403 [16:15] <Michl3545> !gidoen'sip
#3404 [16:15] <titegtnodI> Bye Tonux!
#3405 [16:16] <Morrolan> ??< smp/servers-ip
#3406 [16:16] <Morrolan> ??< smp/server-ip
#3407 [16:16] <titegtnodI> :O
#3408 [16:16] <Morrolan> Ah, that's this one.
#3409 [16:16] <gideon802> try 98.207.34.238 plz
#3410 [16:16] <Morrolan> !check 98.207.34.238
#3411 [16:16] <Michl3545> already tried it
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#3413 [16:17] <gideon802> ya thats it
#3414 [16:17] <Michl3545> gideon802: did you set up port forwarding?
#3415 [16:17] <gideon802> what u mean
#3416 [16:17] <DopeGhoti> ??> gideon802 smp/serversetup
#3417 [16:17] <VoxelHead> gideon802: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3418 [16:17] <VoxelHead> gideon802: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#3420 [16:18] <frogonia> Hi one day when i was playing minecraft a crap load of pigs just fell from the sky and while before there was no lag at all it also got really really laggy unplayable infact so i went to start then run then typed in %appdata% and found my minectaft save and copied it to a flash drive then put on my brand new laptop and tried playing only to find it was
#3421 [16:19] <Morrolan> a monster?
#3422 [16:19] <gideon802> so i need my external ip and port
#3423 [16:19] <Morrolan> Oh, I guess not then.
#3424 [16:19] <Undoubtedly> second time frogonia's done that today
#3425 [16:19] <Morrolan> gideon802: To forward your ports you need your internal Ip.
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#3427 [16:19] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: Mibbit default nick I guess.
#3428 [16:20] <firestorm21> What is error code (4)?
#3429 [16:20] <Undoubtedly> Morrolan: I thought mib_* was the default nick
#3430 [16:20] <gideon802> so try this 98.207.34.238:25565 try this one plz
#3431 [16:20] <Morrolan> Undoubtedly: It depends on which part of Mibbit you use I think. :s
#3432 [16:20] <Undoubtedly> firestorm21: Does it say "Address family not supported by protocol family" ?
#3433 [16:20] <firestorm21> Hello?
#3434 [16:20] <Morrolan> hey firestorm21
#3435 [16:20] <gideon802> so can some one thry that code i said
#3436 [16:20] <Undoubtedly> firestorm21: o/
#3437 [16:20] <Michl3545> gideon802: your internal ip can be found by typing ipconfig /all into the command prompt. It will probably start with 192.168
#3438 [16:21] <Morrolan> gideon802: You need to forward port 25565 first.
#3439 [16:21] <firestorm21> What is error code 4?
#3440 [16:21] <Undoubtedly> firestorm21: Does it say "Address family not supported by protocol family" ?
#3441 [16:21] <Morrolan> firestorm21: Is it followed by anything?
#3442 [16:21] <Morrolan> And when do you get it?
#3443 [16:21] <firestorm21> hang on one sec
#3444 [16:21] <gideon802> so i dont get it
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#3446 [16:22] <Michl3545> gideon802: portforward.com
#3447 [16:22] <firestorm21> it says Fatal error occured (4): /Users/arenberg/Library/Application support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar
#3448 [16:22] <gideon802> so how do i find my ip totally i have external ip but still
#3449 [16:22] <Undoubtedly> firestorm21: that's all it says, no other error message?
#3450 [16:23] <Michl3545> gideon802: open command prompt
#3451 [16:23] <firestorm21> I was trying to download planes mod but when i tried to play the game, it said that
#3452 [16:23] <Undoubtedly> ??> firestorm21 mods
#3453 [16:23] <VoxelHead> firestorm21: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3454 [16:23] <VoxelHead> firestorm21: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3455 [16:24] <gideon802> whitch one is that
#3456 [16:24] <firestorm21> i dont have bukkit
#3457 [16:24] <titegtnodI> derp
#3458 [16:24] <Morrolan> ??> firestorm21 mac/reinst
#3459 [16:24] <VoxelHead> firestorm21: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3460 [16:24] <Michl3545> gideon802: Press the Windows Key + R and type in cmd
#3461 [16:24] <VoxelHead> firestorm21: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3462 [16:24] <titegtnodI> Mibbit users: learn2read
#3463 [16:24] <gideon802> witch file is that
#3464 [16:24] <Morrolan> Michl3545: he's on a mac ;)
#3465 [16:24] <Michl3545> oops
#3466 [16:24] <Morrolan> firestorm21: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please.
#3467 [16:24] * Michl3545 facepalm
#3467 [16:25] <gideon802> so i have my ip and my port
#3468 [16:25] <Michl3545> is it still ipconfig on a mac?
#3469 [16:25] <Undoubtedly> Michl3545: no
#3470 [16:25] <titegtnodI> Knowledge of reading should be a requirement for this channel
#3471 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> ifconfig or /Applications/Utilities/Network Utility.app
#3472 [16:25] <titegtnodI> *Extensive* knowledge
#3473 [16:25] <gideon802> i have the read me and the run and the server box
#3474 [16:25] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: I'd settle for basic literacy.
#3475 [16:26] <titegtnodI> Like the amount 9 year old have
#3476 [16:26] <Undoubtedly> titegtnodI: I bet you're the kind of guy who reads a lease before he signs it
#3477 [16:26] <titegtnodI> Yes >:D
#3478 [16:26] <titegtnodI> South Park taught me to read all agreements before signing
#3479 [16:26] <Undoubtedly> only itunes
#3480 [16:26] <gideon802> so i have my port and ip what do i do
#3481 [16:26] <Morrolan> gideon802: Look up a guide for portforwarding, or check www.portforwarding.com
#3482 [16:26] <titegtnodI> Well who doesn't read the iTunes agreements?
#3483 [16:26] <gideon802> i jsut dont get it
#3484 [16:27] <Morrolan> oh, wrong url
#3485 [16:27] <titegtnodI> me neither
#3486 [16:27] <titegtnodI> I never get it
#3487 [16:27] <TheNytangel> gideon802, you can ask me to help you port forward :P
#3488 [16:27] <gideon802> thenyt what do i do
#3489 [16:27] <titegtnodI> lmao
#3490 [16:27] <TheNytangel> Well
#3491 [16:27] <TheNytangel> Click start, type cmd, push enter
#3492 [16:28] <Michl3545> erm
#3493 [16:28] <TheNytangel> You should get a command prompt
#3494 [16:28] <gideon802> whats a command port
#3495 [16:28] <Michl3545> erm... *cough* hes on a mac
#3496 [16:28] <TheNytangel> Uh...
#3497 [16:28] <gideon802> it it the server jar
#3498 [16:28] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, hey, what's up
#3499 [16:28] <TheNytangel> Hi DopeGhoti
#3500 [16:28] <TheNytangel> ?? index
#3501 [16:29] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3502 [16:29] <Michl3545> gideon802: go find the console
#3503 [16:29] <gideon802> so what do i do with my ip and port
#3504 [16:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3505 [16:29] <gideon802> i was told to get them
#3506 [16:29] <Michl3545> gideon802: we are going to go find them, but you need to open the console
#3507 [16:29] <TheNytangel> gideon802, try go into your internet browser and type "192.168.2.1" for the address, without the "s
#3508 [16:30] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: there's a good chance that's not his local IP
#3509 [16:30] <gideon802> why that
#3510 [16:30] <Michl3545> where did the 2 come from?
#3511 [16:30] <TheNytangel> JUST TRY IT
#3512 [16:30] <TheNytangel> And then if that doesn't work, "192.168.10.1"
#3513 [16:30] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: use the local IP you got earlier
#3514 [16:30] <TheNytangel> :P
#3515 [16:30] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: don't hit-and-miss ;D
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#3517 [16:30] <Michl3545> he already got it!?
#3518 [16:31] <Michl3545> meh
#3519 [16:31] <gideon802> dint work
#3520 [16:31] <TheNytangel> And then if that doesn't work, "192.168.10.1"
#3521 [16:31] <TheNytangel> And if that doesn't work, do what they say and use your local IP
#3522 [16:32] <beakerthecat> exuse me
#3523 [16:32] <TheNytangel> Did you burp?
#3524 [16:32] <gideon802> can u try this my port is 25565 and ip is 98.207.34.238 try this
#3525 [16:32] <TheNytangel> !check 98.207.34.238
#3526 [16:32] <TheNytangel> >.>
#3527 [16:32] <gideon802> ya
#3528 [16:33] <TheNytangel> What is your local IP>
#3529 [16:33] <TheNytangel> ?*
#3530 [16:33] <gideon802> that is it
#3531 [16:33] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: that's a public IP
#3532 [16:33] <Michl3545> IS he on a mac?
#3533 [16:33] <gideon802> or there might be this one 127.0.0.1
#3534 [16:33] <TheNytangel> .....
#3535 [16:33] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, where are you?
#3536 [16:33] <TheNytangel> Seriously
#3537 [16:33] * Michl3545 double facepalm
#3537 [16:34] <TheNytangel> ?? portforward
#3538 [16:34] <gideon802> why face palming
#3539 [16:34] <TheNytangel> ?? port forward
#3540 [16:34] <TheNytangel> -_-
#3541 [16:34] <gideon802> creeper blew u up or something
#3542 [16:34] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: local IP addresses will start with 192.168.x.x, 10.x.x.x, 172.16.x.x, or 169.254.x.x
#3543 [16:34] <Morrolan> ??>> TheNytangel index
#3544 [16:34] <Michl3545> gideon802: You are on a mac, right?
#3545 [16:34] <gideon802> i dont know waht that is
#3546 [16:34] <TheNytangel> gideon802, what kind of router do you have?
#3547 [16:34] <gideon802> im on a dell laptop
#3548 [16:34] <gideon802> let me check
#3549 [16:34] <Michl3545> Morrolan: U LIE
#3550 [16:34] <Morrolan> Hmm?
#3551 [16:35] <Michl3545> <gideon802> im on a dell laptop
#3552 [16:35] <gideon802> it a vonage
#3553 [16:35] <Morrolan> Yea, never said that he was on a mac XD
#3554 [16:35] <Morrolan> I was talking about firestorm21
#3555 [16:35] <Undoubtedly> Michl3545: different user :D
#3556 [16:35] <Michl3545> so it is windowsscream
#3557 [16:35] <gideon802> is the ip on there
#3558 [16:35] <Morrolan> Michl3545: OH, I see now.
#3559 [16:35] <gideon802> or something
#3560 [16:35] <TheNytangel> gideon802, can you get me the actual "type?"
#3561 [16:36] <Morrolan> I've read through the chat again, and it seems we made a big mess :D
#3562 [16:36] * Michl3545 tears out hair
#3562 [16:36] <gideon802> 1 sec
#3563 [16:36] <Undoubtedly> I blame the voice'd guy
#3564 [16:36] <Morrolan> While I said that firestorm21 was using a mac you thought that I meant this about gideon802. Sorry.
#3565 [16:36] <gideon802> whait what u mean actual typ
#3566 [16:36] <TheNytangel> Like.. VDV2-1V
#3567 [16:36] <TheNytangel> Or something
#3568 [16:36] <Morrolan> Ahem, go ahead now. :D
#3569 [16:36] <Michl3545> gideon802: ok, everybod confused each other.
#3570 [16:36] <titegtnodI> I didn't
#3571 [16:36] <titegtnodI> Liez
#3572 [16:36] <TheNytangel> gideon802, VDV21-VD :P
#3573 [16:36] <gideon802> ok 1 sec
#3574 [16:36] <titegtnodI> Wait
#3575 [16:36] <titegtnodI> I don't get it
#3576 [16:37] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3577 [16:37] <Michl3545> gideon802: press windows key + R and type in cmd, then press enter
#3578 [16:37] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, do you have teamviewer?
#3579 [16:37] <titegtnodI> Yup
#3580 [16:37] <Michl3545> gideon802: a black window should appear
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#3582 [16:37] <titegtnodI> TheNytangel: Why?
#3583 [16:37] <TheNytangel> So I can do it that way..
#3584 [16:37] <gideon802> vwr-vd
#3585 [16:37] <Undoubtedly> ...?
#3586 [16:37] <titegtnodI> Do what? q.q
#3587 [16:37] <Undoubtedly> dirty thigns
#3588 [16:38] <gideon802> ok i have the black windoq
#3589 [16:38] <Michl3545> gideon802: good. now type in: ipconfig /all
#3590 [16:38] <titegtnodI> I'll create a user and chroot it to an empty folder, then let you login
#3591 [16:38] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1
#3592 [16:38] <TheNytangel> gideon802, type that into your browser
#3593 [16:38] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: where are you getting these IP addresses from? lol
#3594 [16:39] <titegtnodI> Wait ... I'm running awesome
#3595 [16:39] <Michl3545> ninjad
#3596 [16:39] <titegtnodI> TheNytangel: Do you know how to use a tiling wm?
#3597 [16:39] <TheNytangel> Undoubtedly, a website ;)
#3598 [16:39] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, what is that?
#3599 [16:39] <Michl3545> gideon802: did you do it?
#3600 [16:39] <titegtnodI> Like "awesome wm"
#3601 [16:39] <gideon802> it says 15:38:9
#3602 [16:39] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, tell him to type in 192.168.15.1
#3603 [16:39] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: default IP ranges will be set by the router, but can be changed to practically anything
#3604 [16:39] <titegtnodI> Okay, I'll let you onto my computer because I would lol at the confusion
#3605 [16:40] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: the chances of it being one off a website is slim
#3606 [16:40] <TheNytangel> He hasn't tried it yet
#3607 [16:40] <TheNytangel> Let him try it
#3608 [16:40] <Michl3545> gideon802: did you do the ipconfig /all command?
#3609 [16:40] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, I just told you the IP
#3610 [16:40] <gideon802> ive tried that
#3611 [16:40] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, 192.168.15.1
#3612 [16:40] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: also, unless he is running a webserver on port 80 nothing will appear at his local IP in a browser even if he types that in
#3613 [16:40] <Michl3545> TheNytangel: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
#3614 [16:40] <TheNytangel> JUST FRIGGEN TRY IT
#3615 [16:41] <titegtnodI> TheNytangel: This is awesome, I just took this screenshot: http://lookpic.com/c1/i2/1530/LQaUwFI9.png
#3616 [16:41] <Michl3545> MEH
#3617 [16:41] <TheNytangel> IF IT DOESN'T WORK, THEN TRY YOUR WAY
#3618 [16:41] <titegtnodI> Lol caps
#3619 [16:41] <TheNytangel> I know
#3620 [16:41] <Undoubtedly> my ears hurt
#3621 [16:41] <TheNytangel> He was yelling first
#3622 [16:41] <titegtnodI> Roar
#3623 [16:41] <Undoubtedly> lol he was c/p your last yelling XD
#3624 [16:41] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1
#3625 [16:41] <Michl3545> gideon802: did the ipconfig /all command spout out some ip addresses?
#3626 [16:42] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1
#3627 [16:42] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1
#3628 [16:42] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1
#3629 [16:42] <Undoubtedly> jesus
#3630 [16:42] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3631 [16:42] <TheNytangel> I need to get the point through
#3632 [16:42] <titegtnodI> wololo
#3633 [16:42] <Michl3545> i'm not looking for his router, i'm looking for HIS ip
#3634 [16:42] <gideon802> in what thing
#3635 [16:42] <Michl3545> the black window
#3636 [16:42] <TheNytangel> gideon802, 192.168.15.1 in the internet browser >:(
#3637 [16:42] <gideon802> i casnt acsees it
#3638 [16:42] <titegtnodI> racist
#3639 [16:42] <TheNytangel> gideon802, don't listen to Michl3545
#3640 [16:43] <Undoubtedly> this has gone from sad to entertaining
#3641 [16:43] <Michl3545> gideon802: don't listen to TheNytangel
#3642 [16:43] <titegtnodI> lmao
#3643 [16:43] <TheNytangel> Listen to me
#3644 [16:43] * Undoubtedly agrees with Michl3545
#3644 [16:43] <Michl3545> Undoubtedly: lol
#3645 [16:43] <gideon802> wow u htink arguing is funny
#3646 [16:43] <TheNytangel> They wouldn't help you in the first place
#3647 [16:43] <gideon802> 1 sec
#3648 [16:43] <Morrolan> Oo
#3649 [16:43] <titegtnodI> gideon802: Yes I do
#3650 [16:43] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, pm me
#3651 [16:43] <Michl3545> -.-
#3652 [16:43] <Morrolan> Now can't I simply take a break without people trolling random users? XD
#3653 [16:43] <Michl3545> talking behind my back
#3654 [16:44] <Michl3545> poor guy
#3655 [16:44] <Michl3545> helper fight
#3656 [16:44] <TheNytangel> Lol Morrolan, Michl3545 won't let me help him port forward
#3657 [16:44] <gideon802> wat about the server jar file
#3658 [16:44] * Morrolan scratche head
#3658 [16:44] <titegtnodI> Morrolan: No >:D
#3659 [16:44] <Michl3545> well he is spouting random ips
#3660 [16:44] * Morrolan goes back to work
#3660 [16:44] <TheNytangel> gideon802, forget about that for now
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#3662 [16:44] <Morrolan> Just make him open a cmd, ipconfig, get the default gateway, there you go
#3663 [16:44] <beakerthecat> tEXUSE ME IVE BEING WAITING 20 MINUTES
#3664 [16:44] <gideon802> i jsut cant work on the black screen
#3665 [16:44] <TheNytangel> No, Michl3545, 192.168.15.1 isn't a random IP
#3666 [16:44] <Michl3545> THATS WHAT I SAID
#3667 [16:45] <beakerthecat> oops caps
#3668 [16:45] <Undoubtedly> ??> beakerthecat ask
#3669 [16:45] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3670 [16:45] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3671 [16:45] <Michl3545> the game
#3672 [16:45] <titegtnodI> fuck
#3673 [16:45] <Michl3545> ^^
#3674 [16:45] <titegtnodI> >.<
#3675 [16:45] <beakerthecat> well i need help installing a mod
#3676 [16:46] <Undoubtedly> ??> beakerthecat mods
#3677 [16:46] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3678 [16:46] <VoxelHead> beakerthecat: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3679 [16:46] <beakerthecat> ty
#3680 [16:46] <Undoubtedly> any time
#3681 [16:46] <TheNytangel> Gah, I just made my arm go numb
#3682 [16:46] <Michl3545> TheNytangel: so where did the non-random ip come from?
#3683 [16:46] <Undoubtedly> stroke?
#3684 [16:46] <TheNytangel> portforward.com
#3685 [16:46] <Undoubtedly> based on what?
#3686 [16:46] <TheNytangel> his router
#3687 [16:47] <Undoubtedly> has he told us his router?
#3688 [16:47] <TheNytangel> Yes
#3689 [16:47] <Michl3545> TheNytangel: we also need HIS ip
#3690 [16:47] <TheNytangel> <gideon802> vwr-vd
#3691 [16:47] <TheNytangel> He also gave that to us
#3692 [16:47] <Michl3545> not localhost?
#3693 [16:48] <Undoubtedly> haha
#3694 [16:48] <gideon802> im checking something 1 secx i saisd
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#3696 [16:48] <TheNytangel> 98.207.34.238
#3697 [16:48] <Michl3545> NO
#3698 [16:48] <TheNytangel> Lol, where were you all this time?
#3699 [16:48] <Michl3545> that is not his local ip
#3700 [16:48] <Michl3545> it needs to be LOCAL
#3701 [16:48] <Undoubtedly> wow
#3702 [16:49] <Michl3545> 98.207.34.238 is his WAN ip
#3703 [16:49] <gideon802> ok im getting somewhere th black box is running i put in the thing now what
#3704 [16:49] <Michl3545> gideon802: we need you default gateway and your ip
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#3706 [16:49] <gideon802> i that the ##:##:##
#3707 [16:49] <Michl3545> they should both start with 192.168
#3708 [16:49] <serido> Hello could someone help me because when I try to. Download minecraft it won't download and nothing happens and nothin pops up
#3709 [16:49] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, 127.0.0.1
#3710 [16:49] <Undoubtedly> WOW
#3711 [16:49] <Michl3545> +q
#3712 [16:50] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3713 [16:50] <Michl3545> shut it, this hurts
#3714 [16:50] <gideon802> it says 15:49:15
#3715 [16:50] <TheNytangel> Nah
#3716 [16:50] <Michl3545> that is the time
#3717 [16:50] <TheNytangel> Is that the time?
#3718 [16:50] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3719 [16:50] <Michl3545> we need your ip
#3720 [16:50] <Michl3545> in the black window
#3721 [16:50] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> gideon802: your ip address will be in the form ###.###.###.###
#3722 [16:50] <gideon802> ok 1 sec
#3723 [16:50] <Michl3545> after you typed ipconfig /all
#3724 [16:50] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> gideon802: and it will MOST likely start with a 10 or 192.168
#3725 [16:51] <Wug> !myip
#3726 [16:51] <TheNytangel> !myip
#3727 [16:51] <TheNytangel> :D
#3728 [16:51] <TheNytangel> It got it right
#3729 [16:51] <Michl3545> !check 65.19.250.8
#3730 [16:51] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> amazing
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#3732 [16:51] <gideon802> all it says is port and time
#3733 [16:51] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, do you want me to turn my server on?
#3734 [16:51] <gideon802> i typed ipconfig/all
#3735 [16:51] <Michl3545> gideon802: do you want me to remote in and set it up for you?
#3736 [16:51] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> did you put a space between ipconfig and /all
#3737 [16:51] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> ?
#3738 [16:51] <gideon802> what u mean
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#3740 [16:52] <titegtnodI> " "
#3741 [16:52] <gideon802> no
#3742 [16:52] <Michl3545> gideon802: if you download teamviewer i can connect to your PC and solve your problem
#3743 [16:52] <gideon802> no
#3744 [16:52] <Michl3545> alright
#3745 [16:52] <UndoubtedlyEntertained> gideon802: make sure there's a space between ipconfig and /all and you should definitely see your IP address in there
#3746 [16:52] <gideon802> but d i dint put a space
#3747 [16:52] <TheNytangel> gideon802, if you download teamviewer, I can do it for you :)
#3748 [16:52] <gideon802> o
#3749 [16:53] <TheNytangel> ??> gideon802 teamviewer
#3750 [16:53] <VoxelHead> gideon802: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3751 [16:53] <Michl3545> not sure if trolling, or just stupid...
#3752 [16:53] <VoxelHead> gideon802: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3753 [16:53] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: he already said no, come on man read the log
#3754 [16:53] <gideon802> what will teamviewer do
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#3757 [16:53] <Michl3545> let me move you mouse, set up port forwarding, etc
#3758 [16:53] <TheNytangel> I can control your PC until you tell me to stop, and I can port forward for you
#3759 [16:53] <titegtnodI> TheNytangel: Is on Vista don't let him Teamviewer your poor computer
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#3761 [16:54] <Michl3545> if it freaks you out, no porblem, we can muddle through and do it this way
#3762 [16:54] <gideon802> no
#3763 [16:54] <Michl3545> sure
#3764 [16:54] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, I'm on windows 7
#3765 [16:54] <gideon802> im not doing teamviewer
#3766 [16:54] <titegtnodI> O, fix your CTCP VERSION
#3767 [16:54] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: try and find your IP address by putting the space between ipconfig and /all
#3768 [16:54] <gideon802> i did
#3769 [16:54] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, that is for the IRC client
#3770 [16:54] <Michl3545> and?
#3771 [16:54] <gideon802> notin
#3772 [16:54] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: and what did you get?
#3773 [16:54] <TheNytangel> >:o
#3774 [16:54] <TheNytangel> Omgwtfbbq
#3775 [16:54] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: can you copy the entire results in to pastebin and send us the link?
#3776 [16:54] <titegtnodI> bbq lol
#3777 [16:55] <gideon802> ill tell u
#3778 [16:55] <titegtnodI> I think Mibbit should be considered a swear
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#3780 [16:55] <Undoubtedly> lol
#3781 [16:55] <titegtnodI> I'm mibbiting hungry I'm going to mibbiting get some mibbiting food
#3782 [16:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :...
#3783 [16:55] <titegtnodI> ohai lukegb
#3784 [16:55] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Ohai Idontgetit
#3785 [16:55] <TheNytangel> titegtnodI, try now
#3786 [16:56] <gideon802> it says loaded level ipcong /all setting up server loaded leve;
#3787 [16:56] <TheNytangel> Damn it
#3788 [16:56] <titegtnodI> Still Vista
#3789 [16:56] <TheNytangel> How the hell do I change it?
#3790 [16:56] <titegtnodI> Uhm on XChat? I forget, I remember Google told me once
#3791 [16:56] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: that doesn't make any sense to me
#3792 [16:56] <gideon802> what abot changing it ion my porop file
#3793 [16:56] <titegtnodI> I changed mine to "I'm a kitty *meows*"
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#3796 [16:57] <gideon802> cant i change my ip there
#3797 [16:57] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: porop file?
#3798 [16:57] <gideon802> properties
#3799 [16:57] <gideon802> srry i fail at typing
#3800 [16:57] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: no, your problem is not with your server but with your firewall/router
#3801 [16:57] <gideon802> what do you mean
#3802 [16:57] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: I think, actually, I came in as you were trying to port forward lol. what was your issue?
#3803 [16:58] <gideon802> i havent port foward
#3804 [16:58] <gideon802> i dont know what that is
#3805 [16:58] <titegtnodI> lmao
#3806 [16:58] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: what was your original problem.
#3807 [16:58] <TheNytangel> Hold on
#3808 [16:58] <gideon802> i coudent get people on my server
#3809 [16:58] <Michl3545> because he didi port forward
#3810 [16:59] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: yes, then your router is blocking people from coming in
#3811 [16:59] <gideon802> so how do it turn it off
#3812 [16:59] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: you need to do something called "port forwarding" which will tell your router to send all of your friends trying to come in to your PC
#3813 [16:59] <gideon802> o
#3814 [16:59] <titegtnodI> gideon802: There is a cord going from your router and the wall, try disconnecting it
#3815 [16:59] <Undoubtedly> LOL
#3816 [16:59] <Undoubtedly> don't do that
#3817 [16:59] <TheNytangel> Teh
#3818 [16:59] <TheNytangel> Well then
#3819 [16:59] <TheNytangel> That doesn't work either
#3820 [17:00] <gideon802> i dont have 30 bucks no
#3821 [17:00] <titegtnodI> He asked how to turn it off ...
#3822 [17:00] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: before we can tell the router where to send your friends coming in, we need to find the IP address of your computer
#3823 [17:00] <titegtnodI> It doesn't cost anything
#3824 [17:00] <xolotl> titegtnodI: Don't troll people who are inexperienced at tech stuff, k?
#3825 [17:00] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: think of it as a mailing address and your router as the post office making deliveries
#3826 [17:00] <gideon802> na im board ill just deal without
#3827 [17:00] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: what version of windows are you running?
#3828 [17:01] <gideon802> becuse then cant people acses my computer and do stuff to it
#3829 [17:01] <gideon802> i dont knwo not 7
#3830 [17:01] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: no, because we are only opening a very specific port that will only be listened to by your minecraft server
#3831 [17:01] <gideon802> wow fail know
#3832 [17:01] <titegtnodI> No thanks
#3833 [17:01] <gideon802> so how do i do that
#3834 [17:01] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: in your command window (black box) type "ver"
#3835 [17:01] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: and tell me what it says
#3836 [17:02] <gideon802> with the "
#3837 [17:02] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: type it without the quotes
#3838 [17:02] <gideon802> ok
#3839 [17:02] <titegtnodI> xolotl: I appreciate the order but I'll have to respectfully decline
#3840 [17:02] <gideon802> it says consol admon ver
#3841 [17:02] <gideon802> level 1/16 loaded
#3842 [17:03] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: I believe you're typing into the wrong program
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#3844 [17:03] <gideon802> where do i acses the black box u saying
#3845 [17:03] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: press the windows key + R
#3846 [17:03] <gideon802> is it my server box or
#3847 [17:03] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: the win key is the one with the flag on your keyboard
#3848 [17:04] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: are you not currently working on your server box?
#3849 [17:04] * titegtnodI likes gideon802
#3849 [17:04] <Undoubtedly> lol
#3850 [17:04] <gideon802> so what do i typ i have it open
#3851 [17:04] <gideon802> i got it knwo what do i typ
#3852 [17:05] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: please answer: is your server running windows?
#3853 [17:05] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: we need to be working on your server here the whole time
#3854 [17:05] <Undoubtedly> gideon802
#3855 [17:05] <titegtnodI> I'm getting lots of laughs ^-^ :)
#3856 [17:05] <Michl3545> this is painful
#3857 [17:06] <Undoubtedly> (I've got to leave in 10 gideon802 work with me quick!)
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#3859 [17:06] <gideon802> it sya could not find
#3860 [17:06] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: please answer my question before continuing
#3861 [17:06] <gideon802> im failing at typing to day
#3862 [17:06] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: a) make sure we are working on your server (we don't care about any other machine)
#3863 [17:06] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: is your server running windows?
#3864 [17:07] <gideon802> i clicked windows +r so it comes up with aa wight box
#3865 [17:07] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: type "cmd"
#3866 [17:07] <titegtnodI> lmfao
#3867 [17:07] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: and press enter
#3868 [17:07] <gideon802> ok
#3869 [17:07] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: now type "ver"
#3870 [17:07] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: and press enter
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#3872 [17:08] <eli_army> HI
#3873 [17:08] <eli_army> i have a question/ problem, i installed a texture pack called pokecraft, and since that day, i cant log in, i cant play on the internet nor the download version, could somebody help me please??
#3874 [17:08] <xolotl> ??> eli_army win/reinst
#3875 [17:08] <VoxelHead> eli_army: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3876 [17:08] <VoxelHead> eli_army: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3877 [17:08] <gideon802> it says version 5.1.2600
#3878 [17:09] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: that means you're runnign Windows XP Home or Professional edition (FYI)
#3879 [17:09] <Michl3545> same version as me! BFF!
#3880 [17:09] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: in the same command window type "ipconfig /all" without the quotes
#3881 [17:09] <titegtnodI> lmao
#3882 [17:10] <Lucas713> some german here?
#3883 [17:10] <eli_army> it worked!!!! THANK YOU
#3884 [17:10] <eli_army> VoxelHead THANK YOU
#3885 [17:10] <gideon802> it says 192.168.15.4
#3886 [17:10] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: that is your local IP
#3887 [17:10] <gideon802> ok
#3888 [17:11] <gideon802> now what
#3889 [17:11] <Michl3545> default gateway?
#3890 [17:11] <TheNytangel> I was so close
#3891 [17:11] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: open up a browser and type in "http://192.168.15.1/" without the quotes into the address bar
#3892 [17:11] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: you had the gateway right
#3893 [17:11] <Michl3545> -.-
#3894 [17:11] <TheNytangel> I told you
#3895 [17:11] <TheNytangel> I so told you so
#3896 [17:11] <Michl3545> you had his ip wrong
#3897 [17:11] <gideon802> i dont have a file
#3898 [17:12] <Michl3545> 127.0.0.1 would most definitely NOT have worked
#3899 [17:12] <Undoubtedly> Michl3545: Nyt never had his IP
#3900 [17:12] <TheNytangel> ?
#3901 [17:12] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: what do you mean you don't have a file?
#3902 [17:12] <TheNytangel> gideon802, http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Vonage/VWRv11.4.0/Minecraft_Server.htm
#3903 [17:12] <gideon802> it say susername password
#3904 [17:12] <gideon802> that s30$
#3905 [17:12] <TheNytangel> gideon802, username: user
#3906 [17:12] <Lucas713> i have a problem. minecraft didnt install the packages. what shell i do?
#3907 [17:12] <TheNytangel> gideon802, username: user
#3908 [17:12] <TheNytangel> gideon802, password: user
#3909 [17:12] <Undoubtedly> gideon802: try user for both the username and password
#3910 [17:12] <gideon802> ok
#3911 [17:12] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3912 [17:13] <Undoubtedly> TheNytangel: you wanna take it from here? I've gotta run
#3913 [17:13] <TheNytangel> Sure
#3914 [17:13] <Undoubtedly> ok later ya'll
#3915 [17:13] <Undoubtedly> good luck gideon802 :D
#3916 [17:13] <gideon802> i dint work
#3917 [17:13] <TheNytangel> Try..
#3918 [17:13] <TheNytangel> Username: admin
#3919 [17:13] <TheNytangel> Password: user
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#3921 [17:14] <gideon802> dint work
#3922 [17:14] <gideon802> this is annoying'
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#3924 [17:14] <xales> Username admin, no password.
#3925 [17:15] <gideon802> is there a nother way
#3926 [17:15] <TheNytangel> Then do it
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#3928 [17:15] <xales> gideon802: No, there's not another way
#3929 [17:15] <xolotl> gideon802: Sometimes the username/password is actually printed on a label on your router
#3930 [17:15] <Lucas> Hi
#3931 [17:15] <gideon802> dint work
#3932 [17:15] <Michl3545> i have to go be productive, cya all later
#3933 [17:15] <TheNytangel> One day.. I will make a program that will get the password of your router and/or modem for you guys in #minecrafthelp ;)
#3934 [17:15] <titegtnodI> Hi Lucas!!
#3935 [17:16] <TheNytangel> Like it's possible..
#3936 [17:16] <titegtnodI> If it's defaults
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#3938 [17:16] <titegtnodI> And depends on the router ...
#3939 [17:16] <gideon802> do i need my gateway
#3940 [17:16] <Lucas> Minecraft cant install the packages.. what shell i do?
#3941 [17:16] <xolotl> ??> Lucas win/reinst
#3942 [17:16] <VoxelHead> Lucas: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3943 [17:16] <VoxelHead> Lucas: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3944 [17:17] <gideon802> my friends worked and he didnt have to do this
#3945 [17:17] <xolotl> gideon802: If you were connecting to his server from over the internet, yes he did. :)
#3946 [17:18] <TheNytangel> gideon802, try username and password both 'router' without the 's
#3947 [17:18] <xolotl> gideon802: Check your physical router; it's entirely possible that the username/password is printed on a label on it. Also jot down the model and type of the router; can look for the default settings online then.
#3948 [17:18] * xolotl abuses semicolons
#3948 [17:18] <TheNytangel> xolotl, I already did
#3949 [17:18] <Lucas> VoxelHead it dont works
#3950 [17:18] <xolotl> The common period is not good enough for me!
#3951 [17:18] <titegtnodI> Poor semicolons
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#3953 [17:20] <xolotl> TheNytangel: Oh, he's already been through the looking-at-the-physical device thing?
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#3955 [17:20] <gideon802> nothing is working
#3956 [17:20] <TheNytangel> Well then someone changed it
#3957 [17:20] <gideon802> so why do i have to acsees my router
#3958 [17:20] <TheNytangel> To forward the port
#3959 [17:20] <gideon802> ok
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#3962 [17:21] <gideon802> there is password or or username
#3963 [17:22] <gideon802> whats wrong with my ip and port
#3964 [17:22] <TheNytangel> Nothing
#3965 [17:23] <TheNytangel> It's the username and password you don't know
#3966 [17:23] <gideon802> do i need my gateway
#3967 [17:23] <TheNytangel> Go ask your parents for it
#3968 [17:23] <gideon802> ok why not my ageway and ipo
#3969 [17:23] <gideon802> ip srry
#3970 [17:23] <xolotl> gideon802: What is the model of your router? It'll be printed somewhere on the outside
#3971 [17:23] <gideon802> vwr-vd
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#3973 [17:24] <gideon802> lol this sucks it wont work
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#3975 [17:25] <gideon802> so its my router causing this
#3976 [17:25] <xolotl> gideon802: k, yeah, so a username of "user" and password of "user" should work fine. Maybe just doublecheck that you're using all lowercase.
#3977 [17:25] <gideon802> ok
#3978 [17:26] <gideon802> didnt work
#3979 [17:27] <gideon802> so ?what know
#3980 [17:27] <TheNytangel> Ask your parents or buy a server
#3981 [17:27] <gideon802> :/what
#3982 [17:27] <TheNytangel> They have the username and password
#3983 [17:27] <gideon802> what do you mean buy a server
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#3985 [17:28] <gideon802> :/im just realy confused
#3986 [17:28] <xolotl> gideon802: There are places (such as https://allgamer.net/gameservers/ ) where you can pay money and they'll set up a Minecraft server for you to use online
#3987 [17:29] <TheNytangel> or www.multiplay.co.uk
#3988 [17:29] <gideon802> ok
#3989 [17:29] <TheNytangel> I'll give you a code for a discount.. :P
#3990 [17:29] <gideon802> imhow much off
#3991 [17:29] <AG_Scott> I'll give you an AllGamer discount code too!
#3992 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Maybe
#3993 [17:29] <AG_Scott> mc25 = 25% off recurring discount
#3994 [17:29] <gideon802> how much will it cost
#3995 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Depends
#3996 [17:29] <gideon802> 1 sec
#3997 [17:29] <xolotl> I'll send you a bit of text saying that it's a discount to BOTH, but won't actually be valid at either!
#3998 [17:30] <gideon802> no thanks to much
#3999 [17:31] <TheNytangel> It would cost $30 for 3 months and 8 players without a discount from multiplay
#4000 [17:31] <Lucas> HELP minecraft dont die Pakete herunterladen, was Shell ich tun?? i cant spielen ..!
#4001 [17:31] <Morrolan> gideon802: I suggset you just ask your parents whether they know the password, really.
#4002 [17:31] <Morrolan> Lucas: Windows?
#4003 [17:31] <gideon802> i jsut dont know so if i open a port on my router i shouldent affect my computer so people can get on my actual computer
#4004 [17:32] <Morrolan> gideon802: Nope, they won't be able to do anything apart from connecting to your server.
#4005 [17:32] <Lucas> Help.. minecraft dont download the packages.. what shell i do
#4006 [17:32] <Morrolan> Lucas: Windows?
#4007 [17:32] <gideon802> ok ill be back in a couple of minutes
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#4009 [17:32] <xolotl> Lucas: Have you ever used a cracked version of Minecraft?
#4010 [17:32] <Morrolan> xolotl: Oh, I'd just go for the simple win/reinst , fixes it most likely.
#4011 [17:32] <xolotl> Morrolan: He said he already tried that
#4012 [17:32] <Lucas> for one time. but i have buy it today
#4013 [17:32] <Morrolan> Oh
#4014 [17:33] <xolotl> Morrolan: (whether or not it was done correctly is another story, but still)
#4015 [17:33] <Morrolan> ^^
#4016 [17:33] <xolotl> ??> Lucas win/hosts
#4017 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Lucas: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4018 [17:33] <VoxelHead> Lucas: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#4020 [17:33] <Morrolan> xolotl, do you speak german? Might be easier, because his english doesn't seem too good. :/
#4021 [17:34] <Morrolan> I'd translate, but I'm really tired, should go to bed now.
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#4023 [17:34] <xolotl> Morrolan: Heh, I did take a few years of German in HS, but I suspect his English is far, far better than my German. :)
#4024 [17:34] <TheNytangel> If anyone wants this, you get a 25% discount: http://www.multiplaygameservers.com/?r=welcomeback
#4025 [17:34] <Morrolan> :D
#4026 [17:34] <TheNytangel> On anything
#4027 [17:34] <gideon802> ok im just wating so what about the pistons coming out eh eh :/
#4028 [17:34] <Morrolan> xolotl: If you're stuck language-wise, I think oldtopman speaks german, you could try to hit him up. :)
#4029 [17:34] <gideon802> =)
#4030 [17:35] <Morrolan> Now, have a nice day eveyryone, I'm off for bed.
#4031 [17:35] <gideon802> :D :D :D :D:
#4032 [17:35] <Lucas> localhost name resolution is handled within DNS itself. # 127.0.0.1 localhost # ::1 localhost
#4033 [17:35] <oldtopman> What's going on hyar?
#4034 [17:35] <breese189> do you know how to get mods to work?
#4035 [17:35] <gideon802> im jsut wating for my dad
#4036 [17:35] <gideon802> to tell me
#4037 [17:35] <xales> breese189: #risucraft does.
#4038 [17:35] <xolotl> Lucas: Use a pastebin, like pastebin.com
#4039 [17:35] * TheNytangel does
#4039 [17:35] <gideon802> does anyone here have a server
#4040 [17:35] <breese189> ok
#4041 [17:35] <TheNytangel> Yes
#4042 [17:35] <TheNytangel> I have 22
#4043 [17:36] <TheNytangel> Oops
#4044 [17:36] <gideon802> can i play on it
#4045 [17:36] <TheNytangel> 2*
#4046 [17:36] <TheNytangel> 65.19.250.8
#4047 [17:36] <TheNytangel> It might be a little blown up
#4048 [17:36] <TheNytangel> !check 65.19.250.8
#4049 [17:36] <TheNytangel> Dang it
#4050 [17:36] <TheNytangel> Hold on
#4051 [17:36] <gideon802> ty
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#4053 [17:37] <TheNytangel> !check 65.19.250.8
#4054 [17:37] <TheNytangel> There we go
#4055 [17:37] <Lucas> what shell i copy?
#4056 [17:37] <gideon802> i cant im not wightlisted
#4057 [17:37] <oldtopman> !check
#4058 [17:38] <xolotl> Lucas: Copy the entire contents of the hosts file into the box at pastebin.com, hit submit, and then send us the link you get
#4059 [17:38] <gideon802> it works but i need to be a player thenyt
#4060 [17:38] <TheNytangel> Lol hold on
#4061 [17:38] <gideon802> can i have 64 diamond
#4062 [17:38] <gideon802> lol just asking
#4063 [17:38] <Lucas> http://pastebin.com/3hLeFP8g
#4064 [17:38] <McPlusPlus> "Minecraft - Pastebin.com" at pastebin.com
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#4066 [17:39] <xolotl> Lucas: So there wasn't anything underneath there?
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#4068 [17:39] <gideon802> so the nyt am i allowed on the server
#4069 [17:39] <soahccc> Lucas: Whats the problem? You should NOT uncomment the localhost thing. This might cause strange behaviours
#4070 [17:40] <Lucas> xolotl no
#4071 [17:40] <TheNytangel> Just wait gideon802
#4072 [17:40] <gideon802> ok srry
#4073 [17:40] <gideon802> doo do doodo dod dodododooodo
#4074 [17:40] <xolotl> soahccc: Apparently Minecraft won't download its main jar, etc - he's tried reinstalling, and has used a cracked version in the past
#4075 [17:40] <gideon802> whistle
#4076 [17:40] <gideon802> zzzz
#4077 [17:40] <gideon802> z
#4078 [17:40] <gideon802> z
#4079 [17:40] <gideon802> z
#4080 [17:40] <xolotl> Lucas: Okay. I don't know, then - good luck!
#4081 [17:40] <Lucas> soahccc minecraft dont download the packages when i start it
#4082 [17:41] <gideon802> 0_o i just saw a pokedoted car
#4083 [17:41] <TheNytangel> There
#4084 [17:41] <gideon802> ><> fish
#4085 [17:41] <TheNytangel> If it's laggy, I have a lot of programs running
#4086 [17:41] <gideon802> so is it ok
#4087 [17:41] <xolotl> gideon802: Stop that. This is not a channel for mindless spamming.
#4088 [17:41] <gideon802> ok
#4089 [17:41] <soahccc> Lucas: Any error messages? I know some people which can download the files with a cracked version too
#4090 [17:41] <gideon802> ok
#4091 [17:41] <titegtnodI> ><> I LOVE THE FISH
#4092 [17:42] <soahccc> So there might be another problen
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#4094 [17:42] <claude> Hi
#4095 [17:42] <claude> I can haz halp plz
#4096 [17:42] <xolotl> claude: Only if you stop using meme-speak
#4097 [17:42] <breese189> my version of minecraft isnt working now that i tried to download mods. any suggestions?
#4098 [17:42] <soahccc> claude: If you use any human known language, of course
#4099 [17:42] <claude> I bought the game yesterday
#4100 [17:42] <claude> Fine
#4101 [17:42] <claude> And it worked yesterday
#4102 [17:42] <xolotl> ??> breese189 win/reinst
#4103 [17:42] <claude> But today it "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#4104 [17:42] <VoxelHead> breese189: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4105 [17:42] <VoxelHead> breese189: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4106 [17:42] <claude> Anyone else having that problem?
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#4108 [17:43] <xolotl> claude: try what VoxelHead said to breese189 first; if that doesn't work then report back.
#4109 [17:43] <claude> So literally all the folders except saves?
#4110 [17:43] <soahccc> It seems that some people have problems with the login /download server but I can't check out why. It works perfectly for me
#4111 [17:43] <Lucas> soahccc there are no error messages.. with the crackes version it works, but i have buy it and with premuim it dont works
#4112 [17:43] <breese189> what name is the saves directory under?
#4113 [17:44] <xolotl> claude: correct
#4114 [17:44] <xolotl> claude: And if you don't care about your old savegames, feel free to delete that one too. :)
#4115 [17:44] <soahccc> And screenshots if you have some
#4116 [17:44] <soahccc> Lucas: You can download with the cracked one but not with the legal one?
#4117 [17:44] <claude> Still can't connect
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#4120 [17:45] <xolotl> breese189: the "saves" dir is in the directory that VoxelHead asked you to open
#4121 [17:45] <blazer> i try to run the game and isn't working
#4122 [17:45] <claude> But now there's a little set of parenthesis that say "Not downloaded"
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#4124 [17:45] <blazer> need help
#4125 [17:45] <xolotl> ??> blazer win/reinst
#4126 [17:45] <VoxelHead> blazer: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4127 [17:45] <VoxelHead> blazer: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4128 [17:46] <Lucas> yes.. with the cracked one i can play the game ... and with the "normal" version it doesnt work
#4129 [17:46] <blazer> did that and still not working
#4130 [17:46] <xolotl> Lucas: I'm guessing that the cracked version has done something to your system so that it can't contact the minecraft servers properly
#4131 [17:46] <claude> I feel that if it worked last night and earlier today, it should still work
#4132 [17:46] <xolotl> blazer: So, what do you actually mean by "not working?" Be specific.
#4133 [17:46] <claude> It just won't connect to the minecraft.net
#4134 [17:46] <titegtnodI> please*
#4135 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Are you currently, able to connect to minecraft.net, via your browser?
#4136 [17:46] <claude> server or user authentication
#4137 [17:47] <Lucas> damn
#4138 [17:47] <breese189> ok. my minecraft works again, but what do i do about installing mods?
#4139 [17:47] <Lucas> no
#4140 [17:47] <soahccc> Lucas: You can login but not download the files?
#4141 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - I know why..
#4142 [17:47] <xolotl> breese189: see #risucraft for support with mods
#4143 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Please give me this:
#4144 [17:47] <claude> brb, uninstalling and reinstalling
#4145 [17:47] <xolotl> GreyVulpine: He's already posted his hosts file btw
#4146 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> xolotl - It's his hosts file
#4147 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> I'm sure of it
#4148 [17:47] <Lucas> soahccc yes
#4149 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Please go to your c: drive, go to your windows directory, then system32 then drivers, and etc
#4150 [17:48] <soahccc> Lucas: can you just make a ping in the cmd?
#4151 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Tell me all the files you have there
#4152 [17:48] <xolotl> GreyVulpine: That's what I'd think too. He claimed that this was the entire file, though: http://pastebin.com/3hLeFP8g
#4153 [17:48] <soahccc> GreyVulpine: He already posted his hosts file
#4154 [17:48] <xolotl> GreyVulpine: And said he was sure that there was nothing else below that point. So *shrug.*
#4155 [17:48] <breese189> no one is talking about minecraft there. just about movies or something.
#4156 [17:48] <xolotl> breese189: That doesn't matter; we don't really support mods here.
#4157 [17:48] <GreyVulpine> xolotl - Many times, it'll create a new "hosts" file
#4158 [17:48] <gideon802> hi ill be back nice server ty
#4159 [17:49] <breese189> ok I just thought i would try here.
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#4161 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> xolotl - We've had a couple that have come by here with a dupe hosts file.
#4162 [17:49] <blazer> THANKYOU SO MUCH IT IS NOW WORKING
#4163 [17:49] <titegtnodI> You're welcome
#4164 [17:49] * titegtnodI hugs blazer
#4164 [17:49] <claude> OK
#4165 [17:49] <claude> I downloaded a new client
#4166 [17:49] <claude> The alternate one on mc.net
#4167 [17:49] <titegtnodI> \o/
#4168 [17:49] <claude> Still no luck
#4169 [17:50] <titegtnodI> q.q
#4170 [17:50] <xolotl> GreyVulpine: Hm. Like it'll put a "hosts.old" or something in there, which folks will think is the "real" one?
#4171 [17:50] <titegtnodI> You downloaded the alt launcher I see
#4172 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> xolotl - Right, and since windows hides extensions by default..
#4173 [17:50] <claude> titegtnodI: ja
#4174 [17:50] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Still there?
#4175 [17:50] <claude> titegtnodI: I get "cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#4176 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> claude - Has it worked before?
#4177 [17:51] <xolotl> GreyVulpine: yeah, dig
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#4179 [17:51] <Lucas> GreyVulpine host , imhosts.sam, networks, protocol, services
#4180 [17:51] <xolotl> (and relatedly, I have *never* understood Microsoft's rationale for doing so)
#4181 [17:52] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Are you sure there's only one hosts file
#4182 [17:52] <Kelvin> where is the web page that tells you all the commands for for items on multiplayer servers
#4183 [17:52] <Lucas> GreyVulpine yes:
#4184 [17:52] <titegtnodI> minecraftwiki.net?
#4185 [17:53] <claude> Can someone help please?
#4186 [17:53] <titegtnodI> that's what I use anyways
#4187 [17:53] <claude> I just want to mine some crafts
#4188 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> claude - Has it worked before?
#4189 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> claude - What operating system are you on?
#4190 [17:53] <claude> Yeah, it worked last night and 3 hours ago
#4191 [17:53] <claude> Windows 7 ultimate
#4192 [17:53] <Kelvin> i tried that but i do not know where to find them
#4193 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> claude - Did you install any new programs, or make a new user account?
#4194 [17:53] <claude> Could it have something to do with the fact that I downloaded the server software?
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#4196 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> claude - Shouldn't have an effect.
#4197 [17:54] <claude> No new account
#4198 [17:54] <xolotl> Kelvin: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/SMP_Server_commands specifically, though the wiki is being awfully slow at the moment. Also beware the sidebars and ads.
#4199 [17:54] * xolotl shakes a fist at Curse
#4199 [17:54] <claude> No new programs except the new launcher
#4200 [17:54] <Kelvin> thanks
#4201 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Do you know how to launch the command prompt?
#4202 [17:54] <xolotl> Kelvin: Note that servers with mods will have extra/different commands
#4203 [17:54] <titegtnodI> ads? on the wiki?
#4204 [17:54] <xolotl> titegtnodI: Yeah, it's hideous
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#4206 [17:54] <xolotl> titegtnodI: Easily blocked, at least.
#4207 [17:54] <Lucas> GreyVulpine no
#4208 [17:54] * titegtnodI goes to the wiki
#4208 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - What version of windows?
#4209 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> claude - Got any security software or firewall installed on your computer?
#4210 [17:55] <Lucas> 7
#4211 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> claude - Anything that'll block java or minecraft?
#4212 [17:55] <titegtnodI> eh, I don't like the Wiki like that. Oh well
#4213 [17:55] <claude> No, I'm just behind a 2wire gateway
#4214 [17:55] <claude> I was thinking that
#4215 [17:55] <Lucas> GreyVulpine windows 7
#4216 [17:55] <claude> But I didn't set it up as a wall of fire
#4217 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: cmd
#4218 [17:55] <Kelvin> how about the item numbers
#4219 [17:55] <claude> And it worked today!
#4220 [17:55] <Kelvin> i saw someone do that
#4221 [17:55] <Lucas> GreyVulpine ok
#4222 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Then, in the black command prompt, please type in: nslookup minecraft.net
#4223 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Tell me the last line that pops up
#4224 [17:56] <xolotl> Kelvin: There's a link to the data values right on that line
#4225 [17:56] <Kelvin> ?
#4226 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> claude - Strange, are you able to connect to minecraft.net via your browser?
#4227 [17:57] <Lucas> GreyVulpine adress?
#4228 [17:57] <claude> Yes
#4229 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - nslookup minecraft.net
#4230 [17:57] <xolotl> Kelvin: "give player id [num]" - "Gives player num (default 1) of the resource with data value id."
#4231 [17:57] <xolotl> Kelvin: "data value" in there is a link. Click on it. :)
#4232 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Er, right, yeah, the address.
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#4234 [17:57] <the_man> hey hey
#4235 [17:57] <Kelvin> what are the id numbers
#4236 [17:58] <the_man> I have a question
#4237 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> claude - What security software do you run?
#4238 [17:58] <Lucas> GreyVulpine Address: 50.16.203.217
#4239 [17:58] <xolotl> Kelvin: They're, um, listed on the page that you get to, when you click on the "data values" link.
#4240 [17:58] <the_man> can anybody help me with Minecraft 1.6 lagging all the time?
#4241 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - that.. looks right. You're sure you can't connect via your browser to minecraft.net?
#4242 [17:58] <Kelvin> i think i have found them thanks
#4243 [17:58] <the_man> I've used google and this and that
#4244 [17:58] <the_man> I even formatted my HD and cleaned up all my stuff to try and reduce lag
#4245 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> the_man - Reduce video options in minecraft. If that doesn't work, get a new computer
#4246 [17:59] <the_man> sheeeeet
#4247 [17:59] <the_man> I've set everything to low
#4248 [17:59] <the_man> nothing works...
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#4250 [17:59] <chefbrain> Hi
#4251 [17:59] <chefbrain> I was claude
#4252 [17:59] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#4253 [18:00] <chefbrain> But the browser version crashed my browser
#4254 [18:00] <titegtnodI> You could try Linux
#4255 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> chefbrain - What security software do you run on your computer?
#4256 [18:00] <the_man> what's Linux? Can it be used/put/tried on a windows 7 thing?
#4257 [18:00] <chefbrain> I don't
#4258 [18:00] <the_man> windows 7 OS*
#4259 [18:00] <chefbrain> My browsing habits are safe
#4260 [18:00] <titegtnodI> It's a different OS so you can't use it with Windows unless you dual boot
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#4262 [18:00] <the_man> oh crap
#4263 [18:01] <titegtnodI> the_man: http://ubuntu.org <-- easy for newbies
#4264 [18:01] <Lucas> GreyVulpine when i click play.. theres: downloading packages, but now time and the arbor is every time at the same place
#4265 [18:01] <the_man> how am I su
#4266 [18:01] <the_man> oh
#4267 [18:01] <titegtnodI> oops
#4268 [18:01] <mortisha> i need help!!!!!!
#4269 [18:01] <titegtnodI> .com
#4270 [18:01] <titegtnodI> the_man: http://ubuntu.com
#4271 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Alright then, does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#4272 [18:01] <the_man> ... what is that page...
#4273 [18:01] <the_man> news?
#4274 [18:01] <titegtnodI> the_man: I meant .com >.<
#4275 [18:01] <the_man> aha
#4276 [18:01] <titegtnodI> Ubuntu isn't all that great but it /may/ make MC faster
#4277 [18:02] <titegtnodI> Try it as a last resort I guess
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#4280 [18:02] <mortisha> is there a number that i can call?
#4281 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> mortisha - Nope
#4282 [18:02] <mortisha> why not?
#4283 [18:02] <Lucas> GreyVulpine no its Lucas :D
#4284 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> Not unless you want to call sweden long distance
#4285 [18:02] <the_man> titegtnodl can I install that and decide when to use Windows 7 and when to use the Ubuntu thing?
#4286 [18:02] <titegtnodI> mortisha: Try 911 if it's an amergency
#4287 [18:02] <xolotl> the_man: Don't try Linux unless you actually have an interest in learning to use Linux
#4288 [18:02] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4288 [18:02] <titegtnodI> damn
#4289 [18:02] <titegtnodI> xolotl: Ubuntu is easy
#4290 [18:02] <xolotl> the_man: People claim it's newbie-friendly, but IMO it's still anything but
#4291 [18:02] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: "emergency".
#4292 [18:03] <the_man> ubuntu isn't linux is it
#4293 [18:03] <nyphearia> Whenever i try to play minecraft (the none purchase one) it can't load! it used to. i've played it about 7 other times and then i didn't play for two weeks and now it won't work. anyone know how to fix it?
#4294 [18:03] <xolotl> the_man: Yes, Ubuntu is a flavor of Linux.
#4295 [18:03] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: Amercency*
#4296 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Then, I"m tempted to say it's some sort of security software or firewall on your system blocking minecraft.net
#4297 [18:03] <titegtnodI> the_man: Ubuntu is Linux
#4298 [18:03] <xolotl> the_man: Again, unless you actually WANT to learn how to use Linux, don't install it; you'll just end up frustrated.
#4299 [18:03] <the_man> alright alright
#4300 [18:03] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: a mercenary?
#4301 [18:03] <the_man> I guess it's not worth it
#4302 [18:03] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Do you know what kind of security software you have installed on it?
#4303 [18:03] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: Nuuuu a-mergency
#4304 [18:03] <xolotl> To say nothing of the possibility of screwing up your Windows partition while setting up dualbooting, etc.
#4305 [18:03] <nyphearia> i believe all we have is mcAffee
#4306 [18:03] <titegtnodI> xolotl: It's automated
#4307 [18:04] <nyphearia> McAfee*
#4308 [18:04] <titegtnodI> By default it dualboots and reparitions accordingly
#4309 [18:04] <xolotl> titegtnodI: Yes yes. I still don't recommend it to people who don't actually care about learning Linux
#4310 [18:04] <titegtnodI> Well it's a last resort
#4311 [18:04] <titegtnodI> Besides Ubuntu is barely Linux imo
#4312 [18:04] <xolotl> (I have been using Linux as my primary desktop(s) for over ten years, so I am personally very well acquainted with it)
#4313 [18:04] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: what.
#4314 [18:04] <Lucas> GreyVulpine its AVG
#4315 [18:04] <xolotl> titegtnodI: That, um, doesn't make any sense at all.
#4316 [18:04] <DopeGhoti> "barely linux"? It's Linux or it isn't.
#4317 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - The antivirus, or the security suite?
#4318 [18:05] <nyphearia> antivirus
#4319 [18:05] <DopeGhoti> That's like saying you got your girlfriend "a little bit pregnant"
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#4321 [18:05] <Lucas> GreyVulpine antivirus
#4322 [18:05] <xales> DopeGhoti: But she did!
#4323 [18:05] <titegtnodI> Well it's a very very very ... terrible Linux I guess is what I'm going for. It's bulky
#4324 [18:05] <xales> Only a tiny bit :(
#4325 [18:05] <titegtnodI> Arch Linux FTW
#4326 [18:05] <xales> titegtnodI: :D
#4327 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Anything else running on that machine that may act like a firewall?
#4328 [18:05] <titegtnodI> Yay xales is on my side!
#4329 [18:05] <DopeGhoti> "Bulky"? Server Edition is quite compact.
#4330 [18:05] <nyphearia> not to my knowledge no.
#4331 [18:05] <titegtnodI> Lol not really
#4332 [18:05] <DopeGhoti> And yes, Arch and Gentoo are nice.
#4333 [18:05] <titegtnodI> It's better
#4334 [18:05] <Lucas> GreyVulpine no
#4335 [18:06] <xolotl> Still. I maintain that telling someone to install Linux because they want to play Minecraft is bound to end in tears.
#4336 [18:06] * xolotl says no more
#4336 [18:06] <titegtnodI> I'm guilty of using Debian server edition though
#4337 [18:06] <DopeGhoti> But a well-maintained Ubuntu install will be no different from a well-maintained Arch or Gentoo install.
#4338 [18:06] <the_man> ohhhhh
#4339 [18:06] <the_man> I see the problem
#4340 [18:06] <titegtnodI> Not on my laptop though
#4341 [18:06] <the_man> it's my graphics card according to some minecraft system req. thing
#4342 [18:06] <GreyVulpine> Lucas - Are you able to connect to http://50.16.203.217 ?
#4343 [18:06] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: That's debatable though : /
#4344 [18:07] <titegtnodI> Ubuntu you start with having to remove stuff
#4345 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> titegtnodI: Yes, but this is #minecrafthelp, not #osnitpickery
#4346 [18:07] <titegtnodI> orly?
#4347 [18:07] <DopeGhoti> ??> titegtnodI dont/tweet
#4348 [18:07] <VoxelHead> titegtnodI: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#4349 [18:07] <titegtnodI> Wrang chan then sorry I thought this was #osnipickery
#4350 [18:07] <nyphearia> yeah the homepage loads perfectly fine! i can go through all the other sections of the site except the game
#4351 [18:07] <Lucas> GreyVulpine yes
#4352 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Strange, but not http://www.minecraft.net?
#4353 [18:08] <titegtnodI> VoxelHead: Quiet you
#4354 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> Vox is a bot
#4355 [18:08] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#4356 [18:08] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I'm a bot.
#4357 [18:08] <nyphearia> i can connect to minecraft.net too
#4358 [18:08] <nyphearia> but the game won't work
#4359 [18:08] <titegtnodI> I know he's a bot me and VoxelHead have been friends for a while
#4360 [18:08] * VoxelHead hugs titegtnodI
#4360 [18:08] * titegtnodI hugs VoxelHead
#4360 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> nyphearia - Define, "doesn't work"
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#4362 [18:09] * VoxelHead *squeaky!*
#4362 [18:09] <titegtnodI> ^-^
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#4364 [18:09] <VoxelHead> I'll shut up now, okay xolotl?
#4365 [18:10] <frogmella> hey um it says a fatal error ocurred (7)
#4366 [18:10] <hawkeye10> voxel whats the irc chat for bukkit
#4367 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> #bukkit
#4368 [18:10] <titegtnodI> VoxelHead: I don't want you to shut up!
#4369 [18:10] <nyphearia> i'll log in and go to play the single player game where you dont have to buy it and i get this message where the game should be up : An error occured while loading the applet.
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#4371 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> nyphearia - Try completely uninstalling java and reinstalling it
#4372 [18:10] <xolotl> nyphearia: The only single player game you can play without having to purchase is Classic
#4373 [18:10] <frogmella> that what happened with me
#4374 [18:11] <nyphearia> yeah im not allowed to buy it so i play classic
#4375 [18:11] <frogmella> so what i do
#4376 [18:11] <frogmella> hey me to i cant buy it
#4377 [18:11] <VoxelHead> but xolotl hates me!
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#4379 [18:11] <nyphearia> yeah my parents said no to it ):
#4380 [18:11] <titegtnodI> VoxelHead: I'm sure he loves you, he's just shy about it
#4381 [18:11] <frogmella> me to
#4382 [18:12] <frogmella> so how do i fix the applet fatal error
#4383 [18:12] * VoxelHead is sure that it's on xolotl's ignore list.
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#4384 [18:12] <nyphearia> so uninstall java then reinstall it? but the weird thing is on my home laptop the game won't even load like i get a diff message.
#4385 [18:12] <titegtnodI> Oh, well VoxelHead if you're on xolotl's ignore list you can be as loud ad you want and he can't hear you!
#4386 [18:12] <nyphearia> on my sister's laptop (the one i'm on now) gives me the message i told you
#4387 [18:12] <xolotl> titegtnodI: Damn straight.
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#4389 [18:13] <titegtnodI> Lol
#4390 [18:13] * VoxelHead sniffles.
#4390 [18:13] <frogmella> well this is no help!!!
#4391 [18:13] <frogmella> cya
#4392 [18:13] <nyphearia> just be patient Frogmella
#4393 [18:14] <frogmella> ok but i am not going to uninstall then reinstall it
#4394 [18:14] <frogmella> so any other solution
#4395 [18:14] <nyphearia> yeah i dont really feel like doing that either...
#4396 [18:14] <nyphearia> umm idk...
#4397 [18:14] <xolotl> frogmella: Make sure you have the java from http://java.com/ installed
#4398 [18:14] * titegtnodI hugs VoxelHead better
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#4399 [18:15] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/bother
#4400 [18:15] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
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#4402 [18:16] <nyphearia> i dont think my sis had java on her laptop... lemme get it
#4403 [18:16] <frogmella> i do and just updated it so whats the problem?
#4404 [18:16] <xales> ??> frogmella win/reinst
#4405 [18:16] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4406 [18:16] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4407 [18:16] <xolotl> frogmella: If you're using Firefox, put "about:plugins" in your URL bar and see what the Java version reported is
#4408 [18:17] <xolotl> xales: frogmella's trying to run Classic
#4409 [18:17] <xales> Derp.
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#4413 [18:18] <frogmella> ya i am online trying to play so what
#4414 [18:19] <mib_5v9ugh> i am unable to run minecraft after i downloaded a texture pack
#4415 [18:19] <xolotl> frogmella: Were you going to do what I asked?
#4416 [18:20] <BarryCarlyon> mib_5v9ugh: sounds like the texture pack is invalid/out of date/broken. Just removing it from the folder will get you going again.
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#4418 [18:20] <frogmella> i am online not the download
#4419 [18:20] <xolotl> frogmella: Um, I know.
#4420 [18:20] <mib_5v9ugh> i did that still dosent work
#4421 [18:21] <BarryCarlyon> Is there an error?
#4422 [18:21] <xolotl> ??> mib_5v9ugh win/reinst
#4423 [18:21] <VoxelHead> mib_5v9ugh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4424 [18:21] <VoxelHead> mib_5v9ugh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4425 [18:21] <mib_5v9ugh> idk
#4426 [18:21] <frogmella> so wich one should i do
#4427 [18:21] <BarryCarlyon> That too :-D
#4428 [18:21] <xolotl> frogmella: <+xolotl> frogmella: If you're using Firefox, put "about:plugins" in your URL bar and see what the Java version reported is
#4429 [18:22] <frogmella> windows 7
#4430 [18:23] <frogmella> so
#4431 [18:24] <xolotl> frogmella: That's not the version I'm looking for
#4432 [18:24] <xolotl> frogmella: Are you at the "
#4433 [18:24] <xolotl> frogmella: Are you at the "about:plugins" page?
#4434 [18:24] <titegtnodI> Lol
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#4436 [18:24] <frogmella> SO!
#4437 [18:24] <titegtnodI> Lol
#4438 [18:25] <frogmella> i am leaving thinks for the help not
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#4440 [18:25] <titegtnodI> derp
#4441 [18:25] <xolotl> frogmella: Um, I was asking for more information
#4442 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> ♫ So, a needle pulling thread / Ti, a drink with jam and bread... ♫
#4443 [18:25] <frogmella> bye bye
#4444 [18:25] <xolotl> frogmella: If you're going to ignore questions that people ask about your setup, how can you expect to be helped?
#4445 [18:25] * xolotl shrugs
#4445 [18:26] <DopeGhoti> ??>> xolotl dont/bother
#4446 [18:26] <titegtnodI> DopeGhoti: Oh mah gawd it's a song about me, bread, and jam!
#4447 [18:26] <DopeGhoti> xolotl: that was sent to em earlier. :p
#4448 [18:26] <DopeGhoti> though you probably don't receive noticed from VoxelHead either.
#4449 [18:26] <mib_5v9ugh> i coulint find it
#4450 [18:26] <DopeGhoti> s/ced/ces/
#4451 [18:26] <titegtnodI> He's so mean to VoxelHead q.q
#4452 [18:26] <xolotl> Ah, heh
#4453 [18:27] <VoxelHead> I know, right?
#4454 [18:27] <titegtnodI> Mhm!
#4455 [18:27] <xolotl> Yeah, I still have it on /ignore
#4456 [18:27] <titegtnodI> /him/
#4457 [18:27] <titegtnodI> Poor VoxelHead!
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#4459 [18:27] <VoxelHead> it.
#4460 [18:27] <mib_5v9ugh> help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#4461 [18:27] <xolotl> titegtnodI: I have no sympathy for bots which speak out-of-turn. :)
#4462 [18:27] <titegtnodI> VoxelHead: It's okay, don't listen to him! I know you're sentient!
#4463 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> VoxelHead: always waits its turn though.
#4464 [18:28] <titegtnodI> Mhm!
#4465 [18:28] <xolotl> It's bad enough with all the HUMANS in here who speak out of turn. :)
#4466 [18:28] * titegtnodI never speaks out of turn
#4466 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> good point. /me /ignores *!mibbit@* (:
#4467 [18:28] <titegtnodI> O.o
#4468 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> (not really)
#4469 [18:29] <titegtnodI> Life would be peacful for you
#4470 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> meh, if I want peace, I just go back to do ing the job for which I _am_ paid.
#4471 [18:29] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
#4472 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> ~stfu
#4473 [18:29] <McPlusPlus> [MC-Updates] Feed is empty!
#4474 [18:29] <titegtnodI> Lmao
#4475 [18:30] <titegtnodI> Poor McPlusPlus
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#4477 [18:30] <titegtnodI> So much botabuse goes on in this channel
#4478 [18:35] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Feed is empty!
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#4481 [18:40] <reedlepee> I have a question?
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#4483 [18:40] <titegtnodI> You seem hesitant to wether you have a question or not
#4484 [18:40] <Leetskillz> Can anybody help me contact mojang
#4485 [18:41] <titegtnodI> I could, but I won't
#4486 [18:41] <reedlepee> I'm new to minecraft so I started the outdated verision...
#4487 [18:41] <reedlepee> But there is just different shades of blue on the screen.
#4488 [18:42] <titegtnodI> Ooooh sounds pretty
#4489 [18:42] <reedlepee> How do i get rid of it?
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#4491 [18:42] <Leetskillz> Does anybody even here what I'm saying?
#4492 [18:42] <Leetskillz> *hear*
#4493 [18:42] <titegtnodI> reedlepee: Try to get a newer version?
#4494 [18:42] <reedlepee> It wont let me go on
#4495 [18:42] <titegtnodI> Leetskillz: I do I answered you
#4496 [18:42] <titegtnodI> reedlepee: http://minecraft.net ?
#4497 [18:43] <titegtnodI> Try deleting your .minecraft folder, make sure to backup your saves
#4498 [18:43] <reedlepee> I made an account
#4499 [18:43] <titegtnodI> Did you pay?
#4500 [18:43] <Leetskillz> I need help contacting mojang about something
#4501 [18:43] <reedlepee> Do i have to pay to play the outdated version
#4502 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Leetskillz - About?
#4503 [18:43] <reedlepee> ???
#4504 [18:43] <titegtnodI> Leetskillz: No one's going to help you do that > . <
#4505 [18:43] <Leetskillz> A bug that makes accounts irrecoverable
#4506 [18:43] <Leetskillz> randomly
#4507 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#4508 [18:44] <titegtnodI> reedlepee: Unless it's classic, yes
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#4510 [18:44] <Leetskillz> at any one moment your account could have the password and email corrupted/lost/something
#4511 [18:44] <Leetskillz> In other words, any login will fail, and recoveries will never send an email
#4512 [18:44] <titegtnodI> That isn't an explanation
#4513 [18:44] <titegtnodI> Why does it happen?
#4514 [18:44] <reedlepee> Did i mention that there is also some sort of cube on the screen???
#4515 [18:44] <Leetskillz> It happens randomly
#4516 [18:44] <Leetskillz> It seems to coincide with times the server goes down
#4517 [18:44] <titegtnodI> reedlepee: Sounds like classic, I've never played
#4518 [18:44] <GreyVulpine> Leetskillz - Try the support page at minecraft.net/support
#4519 [18:44] <reedlepee> What do i do to get rid of the cube
#4520 [18:44] <Leetskillz> He doesn't have a support team
#4521 [18:45] <Leetskillz> Any request that isn't automated just sits and never will be answered
#4522 [18:45] <titegtnodI> Uhm GreyVulpine have you played classic? reedlepee has a question
#4523 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - install java?
#4524 [18:45] <Leetskillz> And automated requests only include the email, which like I said was corrupted on the minecraft server, so it won't find it.
#4525 [18:45] <reedlepee> I DID INSTALL jAVA. *TWICE*
#4526 [18:45] <titegtnodI> Leetskillz: I'm sure Mojang would notice if they stopped getting emails
#4527 [18:45] <GreyVulpine> Leetskillz - Then, try emailing daniel@mojang.com
#4528 [18:46] <reedlepee> srry 4 makin it in caps lock
#4529 [18:46] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Try uninstalling java comlpetely. and reinstall it from java.com
#4530 [18:46] <reedlepee> thx
#4531 [18:46] <Leetskillz> They don't stop getting emails, there isn't enough of a support team to respond to the requests
#4532 [18:46] <Leetskillz> nobody notices because nobody was receiving them in the first place
#4533 [18:46] <titegtnodI> ...you're paranoid
#4534 [18:47] <titegtnodI> Just email daniel@mojang.com and all will be happy
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#4536 [18:47] <Leetskillz> I'm doing that, but I'm not paranoid, I'm basing this off of people waiting weeks without their requests even received
#4537 [18:47] <montezuma> anyone here good with installing mods?
#4538 [18:47] <titegtnodI> Try #risucraft
#4539 [18:47] <GreyVulpine> montezuma - #risucraft
#4540 [18:47] <titegtnodI> I WIN >:D
#4541 [18:48] <montezuma> thx
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#4543 [18:48] <titegtnodI> You're wel...
#4544 [18:48] <titegtnodI> q.q
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#4546 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> get used to it.
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#4549 [18:51] <rower> i tried to add a mod loader onto my minecraft with winRAR archiverand added some files and now my game is all messed up i took the files off but it still wont work. what should i do?
#4550 [18:51] <GreyVulpine> ??> rower win/reinst
#4551 [18:51] <VoxelHead> rower: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4552 [18:51] <VoxelHead> rower: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4554 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> see also
#4555 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> ?? causality
#4556 [18:51] <VoxelHead> causality: If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#4557 [18:51] <VoxelHead> causality: Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
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#4562 [18:56] <rower> YES!!! thanks sooo much! in the future how can i use mods? so this wont happen again
#4563 [18:57] <titegtnodI> #risucraft
#4564 [18:58] <mib_wkh0hi> im having problems with running minecraft. it is saved in my files, and i cant get it to run on anything? it gives me a selection of programs to mun it on, so i choose java. a screen flashes up for a second then closes? whats going on, why wont it load?
#4565 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_wkh0hi - add .exe to the end of that file and run it again
#4566 [18:58] <mib_wkh0hi> to the minecraft file?
#4567 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> Yes, rename it, add .exe to the end
#4568 [18:59] <bevsforbros> I'm getting the black screen of death, how would I go about fixing this?
#4569 [18:59] <titegtnodI> It's hopeless q.q
#4570 [18:59] <mib_wkh0hi> thankyou, ill try that
#4571 [19:00] <GreyVulpine> bevsforbros - Try a full uninstall of java, before reinstalling it from java.com, if that doesn't work, update video drivers
#4572 [19:00] <bevsforbros> ok
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#4576 [19:03] <akb197> Hello?
#4577 [19:03] <mib_wkh0hi> ahhh sorry, that worked :D and it has become the right file, but now when i try to login in the page hat comes up it says unable to connec to minecraft.net?
#4578 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_wkh0hi - Are you able to connect to minecraft.net via your browser?
#4579 [19:03] <akb197> no
#4580 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> akb197 - Hi?
#4581 [19:04] <akb197> i need help running my minecraft
#4582 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> akb197 - What's the problem?
#4583 [19:04] <bevsforbros> I uninstalled and reinstalled Java and it's still crashing.
#4584 [19:05] <mib_wkh0hi> no, the page freezes on done loading screen?
#4585 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_wkh0hi win/reinst
#4586 [19:05] <VoxelHead> mib_wkh0hi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4587 [19:05] <VoxelHead> mib_wkh0hi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4588 [19:05] <rower> how do i install mods the right way?
#4589 [19:05] <titegtnodI> rower: Try #risucraft
#4590 [19:06] <bevsforbros> vulpine, I reinstalled Java and my MC is still crashing
#4591 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> bevsforbros - Do you get any error reports?
#4592 [19:06] <akb197> i got a new computer and i downloaded minecraft but it doesnt work on it when i log in it says cant connect to minecraft.net and then i get a black screen
#4593 [19:06] <mib_wkh0hi> what is the windows+R key?
#4594 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> bevsforbros - Any files created in the folder where you have minecraft, starting with hs_err_pid?
#4595 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_wkh0hi - Windows key, on your keyboard, between ctrl and alt
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#4597 [19:06] <bevsforbros> no, I'll be playing on the server, and every time I open my inventory and do something the screen goes black.
#4598 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_wkh0hi - Press that and the R key at the same time
#4599 [19:07] <troycaro> does anyone else get an error when trying to buy the game?
#4600 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> bevsforbros - Oi, those occasionally happen for no good reason, other than a memory leak.
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#4602 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> bevsforbros - Don't really know if I can help you there.
#4603 [19:07] <bevsforbros> Will it stop with time?
#4604 [19:07] <Kelvin> hwo many computers do you need to have to make a server
#4605 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> Kelvin: one
#4606 [19:08] <Kelvin> how do i do that
#4607 [19:08] <troycaro> "Thank you for your interest in our site but we are unable to accept your registration at this time.." this is what happens
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#4610 [19:09] <mib_wkh0hi> ssorry, what is the saves directory
#4611 [19:09] <mib_wkh0hi> ?
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#4613 [19:10] <Kelvin> how do i make a server
#4614 [19:10] <rower> no ones helping out on #risucraft anywhere else?
#4615 [19:10] <AkiTensai> Kelvin: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#4617 [19:10] <guacamole> i cant move or anything i can only jump how can i fix this
#4618 [19:11] <rower> i wanted to install the milennaire mod
#4619 [19:11] <rower> but idk how
#4620 [19:11] <zchr> it's easy
#4621 [19:11] <zchr> you just put the files into minecraft.jar
#4622 [19:11] <guacamole> can anyone help me
#4623 [19:11] <zchr> using winrar or whatever
#4624 [19:11] <AkiTensai> rower: Mods are not supported by the help channel.
#4625 [19:11] <rower> how do i use the mod though?
#4626 [19:12] <rower> oh sorry
#4627 [19:12] <zchr> READ: Mods are not supported by the help channel.
#4628 [19:12] <Kelvin> my computer does not have the right drivers for the game so i play in the browser does this effect me making a server
#4629 [19:12] <zchr> no.
#4630 [19:12] <AkiTensai> guacamole: Have a look at your keybindings, and manually set one of them again. See if that fixes the issue.
#4631 [19:12] <zchr> also, what do you mean by "the right drivers"?
#4632 [19:12] <zchr> Just update your video card drivers.
#4633 [19:13] <Kelvin> can't we are not sure why
#4634 [19:13] <guacamole> can anyone help me because i cant move i only can jump c
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#4636 [19:13] <AkiTensai> Kelvin: If you can run minecraft in browser, you should be able to run the client too.
#4637 [19:13] <zchr> guacamole: Read what AkiTensai just said.
#4638 [19:13] <guacamole> r u talkin to me
#4639 [19:13] <Kelvin> but the first step is to download the game and i cannot do that
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#4641 [19:13] <zchr> why not?
#4642 [19:14] <Kelvin> so then there is no way for me to make a server
#4643 [19:14] <AkiTensai> guacamole: No, I just like putting your name in the front of my sentences :P (Have a look about 7 post up for a potential solution for you)
#4644 [19:14] <Kelvin> because of the drivers
#4645 [19:14] <zchr> guacamole: whoops, sorry
#4646 [19:14] <zchr> Kelvin: why can't you download the game?
#4647 [19:14] <rgp1212> whenever i try to start up game it tells me that the pixel format is not accelerated
#4648 [19:14] <zchr> That has nothing to do with drivers.
#4649 [19:14] <Kelvin> i do not have the right servers
#4650 [19:14] <zchr> rgp1212: update your graphics drivers
#4651 [19:14] <mib_wkh0hi> when i pressed the windows+R key and then typed in %AppData% i selected .minecraft? in these files were a folder named 'bin' and a file called 'last login'? i dont understand what you mean by saves directory?
#4652 [19:15] <rgp1212> i cant
#4653 [19:15] <zchr> Kelvin: you're not making any sense
#4654 [19:15] <Kelvin> my bad drivers
#4655 [19:15] <AkiTensai> Kelvin: I'm not understanding your difficulty. If you can get into the game, a server should be potentially able to be set up on that machine.
#4656 [19:15] <mib_hmnzl3> if i download the game can i still play it online
#4657 [19:15] <zchr> Kelvin: making a server does not require drivers
#4658 [19:15] <Kelvin> ok
#4659 [19:15] <rgp1212> what if theres no update available
#4660 [19:15] <zchr> mib_hmnzl3: yes
#4661 [19:15] <rgp1212> for my graphics
#4662 [19:15] <Kelvin> ok thanks
#4663 [19:16] <mib_hmnzl3> thank you
#4664 [19:16] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: just delete everything except your saves folder
#4665 [19:16] <mib_hmnzl3> ?
#4666 [19:16] <mib_wkh0hi> what is saves folder?
#4667 [19:16] <rgp1212> whenever i try to start up game it tells me that the pixel format is not accelerated
#4668 [19:16] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: that includes bin and such
#4669 [19:16] <mib_hmnzl3> what
#4670 [19:16] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: A folder named "saves"
#4671 [19:16] <mib_wkh0hi> okay, so i make the folder empty?
#4672 [19:16] <zchr> rgp1212: Update your graphics drivers
#4673 [19:17] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: minecraft should create an empty folder for you
#4674 [19:17] <AkiTensai> mib_wkh0hi: cmd -> %appdata% -> .minecraft -> saves
#4675 [19:17] <mib_wkh0hi> there isnt a folder named saves?
#4676 [19:17] <mib_hmnzl3> so if i download the game on my computer i can still play it online
#4677 [19:17] <DopeGhoti> mib_wkh0hi: if there isn't one to not delete, don't not delete it then.
#4678 [19:17] <zchr> mib_hmnzl3: i just told you, yes
#4679 [19:17] <rgp1212> zchr: theres no update available
#4680 [19:17] <AkiTensai> mib_wkh0hi: Sry, I'm behind the curve. There should be a saves folder in there.
#4681 [19:17] <zchr> rgp1212: are you using windows update?
#4682 [19:18] <zchr> rgp1212: try reinstalling them, then
#4683 [19:18] <mib_hmnzl3> ok just making sure thanks
#4684 [19:18] <mib_wkh0hi> hmmmm? i had difficulty downloading it, do you think thats why?
#4685 [19:18] <zchr> np
#4686 [19:18] <zchr> no
#4687 [19:18] <rgp1212> zchr: yeah. but i checked the website and it says theres no update
#4688 [19:18] <AkiTensai> zchr: For how long has answering twice been necessary? >D
#4689 [19:18] <zchr> rgp1212: you'll have to go to your graphics card manufacturer's website and get them from there
#4690 [19:18] <rgp1212> tried
#4691 [19:18] <zchr> AkiTensai: because people don't see it. damn mib_'s everywhere
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#4693 [19:19] <zchr> rgp1212: try uninstalling them are reinstalling them
#4694 [19:19] <DopeGhoti> zchr: sssh! They hear you saying their name, and will come in droves!
#4695 [19:19] <zchr> ahaha
#4696 [19:19] <AkiTensai> >.> <.< >.> "MIB!"
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#4700 [19:21] <mib_wkh0hi> i tried to delete the 'bin' file, but it wont let me? it says it is in use?
#4701 [19:21] <zchr> noooo
#4702 [19:21] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: close out of minecraft
#4703 [19:22] <zchr> if you have it open
#4704 [19:22] <mib_wkh0hi> i am? i cant open it? :S
#4705 [19:22] <zchr> kill any javaw.exe processes
#4706 [19:22] <mib_wkh0hi> they are? :O
#4707 [19:22] <zchr> have you just tried to force and update
#4708 [19:22] <zchr> *an update
#4709 [19:22] <mib_wkh0hi> PARDON?
#4710 [19:22] <mib_wkh0hi> sorry caps :S
#4711 [19:22] <rgp1212> zchr: is there a disk i have to have to install
#4712 [19:22] <zchr> when you open minecraft.exe, choose options, then force update
#4713 [19:23] <mib_wkh0hi> okay
#4714 [19:23] <zchr> rgp1212: no, the files are downloaded from the manufacturer's website
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#4716 [19:23] <mib_wkh0hi> there is no options?
#4717 [19:23] <zchr> If your computer came with a disc or whatever, don't use it, it is likely out of date.
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#4719 [19:24] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: make sure you have the most recent client
#4720 [19:24] <zchr> get it from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
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#4722 [19:24] <mib_wkh0hi> oh wait...trying it
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#4724 [19:24] <mr_wibble> i have been trying to downlod and buy minecraft for a few days
#4725 [19:25] <mr_wibble> it keeps saying disabled, and i have to wait 24 hours
#4726 [19:25] <zchr> The topic should include "just ask your question and wait!"
#4727 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> It does in the channel rules
#4728 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> indeed.
#4729 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> which are..
#4730 [19:25] <zchr> GreyVulpine: i'm fairly certain no one reads the rules
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#4733 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 2
#4734 [19:25] <mr_wibble> can you help?
#4735 [19:25] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 2 = Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp ] ... set by [ dopeghoti/regexp | Fri Jun 10 12:07:46 MST 2011 ]
#4736 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> Well, I can't be arsed to force people to read
#4737 [19:26] <zchr> mr_wibble: have you paid for the game already?
#4738 [19:26] <zchr> GreyVulpine: also, google sites = <3
#4739 [19:26] <mozillakilla> my minecraft has been crashing can anyone help?
#4740 [19:27] <mib_wkh0hi> ummm when i pressed force update the page read 'welcome to the new minecraft launcher' with a wall of writing/
#4741 [19:27] <mib_wkh0hi> ?
#4742 [19:27] <mr_wibble> i tried, it say it didnt go through nd when i back out, it says it was sucesful, but wen i download, it say user not premium
#4743 [19:27] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: After you choose it, log in.
#4744 [19:28] <zchr> WHY DO THEY LEAVE?
#4745 [19:28] <zchr> I feel so rejected
#4746 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> Don't get answer within 30 seconds, leave because you're ignored
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#4748 [19:28] <AG_Eddie> I need help.
#4749 [19:28] <zchr> impatient 12 year olds
#4750 [19:28] <AG_Eddie> ./quit
#4751 [19:28] <mib_wkh0hi> it still says cannot connect to minecraft.net?
#4752 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> /part AG_Eddie
#4753 [19:29] <Eddie> No more AG_Eddie
#4754 [19:29] * Michl3545 [Michl3545@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4755 [19:30] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: Is minecraft.net blocked by your network?
#4756 [19:30] <zchr> Minecraft.net looks up from here, even the minecraft server
#4757 [19:30] <zchr> *login server
#4758 [19:31] <mib_wkh0hi> i dont think so, how would i ffind out?
#4759 [19:31] <zchr> it'd be pretty great if mojang had a support team
#4760 [19:31] <zchr> mib_wkh0hi: Can you access minecraft.net
#4761 [19:31] <oldtopman> zchr: *ahem*
#4762 [19:32] <Michl3545> people who were actually paid? insanity. notch needs all his money for pinball machines, etc
#4763 [19:32] <mib_wkh0hi> yes, on a nomal browser page
#4764 [19:32] <oldtopman> zchr: support@mojang.com
#4765 [19:33] <zchr> yeah, they don't answer questions very quickly
#4766 [19:33] <Michl3545> oldtopman: they like to refer people here
#4767 [19:33] <zchr> from what i've heard
#4768 [19:33] <oldtopman> mib_wkh0hi: Do you have any firewall/antivirus
#4769 [19:33] <zchr> Michl3545: he needs to have more vacations
#4770 [19:33] <Michl3545> lol
#4771 [19:33] <zchr> heh, he should pay the ops here
#4772 [19:34] <oldtopman> Michl3545: I don' engage in rumors.
#4773 [19:34] <zchr> what do people pay $20 for?
#4774 [19:34] <zchr> Yeah, it's a joke.
#4775 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft
#4776 [19:34] <zchr> updates/
#4777 [19:34] <mib_wkh0hi> i do, but it says its safe?
#4778 [19:34] <zchr> ?
#4779 [19:34] <zchr> what updates?
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#4781 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> No updates are perks.
#4782 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> You pay 20 bucks for minecraft in its current incarnation
#4783 [19:34] <zchr> Typically games come with support.
#4784 [19:34] <zchr> Real support.
#4785 [19:34] <oldtopman> Not mc
#4786 [19:34] <TheNytangel> We are support
#4787 [19:35] <TheNytangel> :P
#4788 [19:35] * Wug gives GreyVulpine $10,000
#4788 [19:35] <zchr> they should have professional support staff, not just awesome volunteers
#4789 [19:35] <TheNytangel> Why?
#4790 [19:35] <TheNytangel> We do just fine
#4791 [19:35] <TheNytangel> And they don't pay us
#4792 [19:35] <zchr> doing their work....
#4793 [19:35] <Michl3545> awesome volunteers are way more cool
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#4795 [19:35] <zchr> heh, irc is annoying
#4796 [19:35] <oldtopman> WE COULD GO ON STRIKE, CRIPPLING MC!!!!!!!
#4797 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#4798 [19:35] <zchr> too many m i b 's
#4799 [19:36] <zchr> can't keep track of all of them
#4800 [19:36] <Michl3545> real support people can't get pissed off at various incredibly stupid people
#4801 [19:36] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4802 [19:36] <zchr> i don't get pissed off at them, i just laugh at them behind their backs
#4803 [19:36] <zchr> "what browser are you using"
#4804 [19:36] <Michl3545> and i mean that in the nicest way possible
#4805 [19:36] <mib_wkh0hi> eeeek i dont understand computers?! :(
#4806 [19:36] <zchr> "minecraft.net"
#4807 [19:36] * oldtopman votes for a ban on *mib*!*@* "Change your nick!"
#4807 [19:36] <zchr> autokick
#4808 [19:36] <Michl3545> mib_wkh0hi: we get that a lot
#4809 [19:37] <Matreremou> hey anyone able to lend a hand?
#4810 [19:37] <TheNytangel> I know how to use computers
#4811 [19:37] <TheNytangel> There is just one thing I haven't quite figured out..
#4812 [19:37] <zchr> Matreremou: state your problem
#4813 [19:37] <mib_wkh0hi> ahaha X) sorry, i just cant understand this? :(
#4814 [19:37] <TheNytangel> ??> Matreremou ask
#4815 [19:37] <VoxelHead> Matreremou: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4816 [19:37] <VoxelHead> Matreremou: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4817 [19:38] <TheNytangel> :)
#4818 [19:38] <zchr> Is there a command list for VoxelHead somewhere?
#4819 [19:38] <TheNytangel> yeah
#4820 [19:38] <Michl3545> yessums
#4821 [19:38] <TheNytangel> ??> zchr index
#4822 [19:38] <VoxelHead> zchr: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#4823 [19:38] <zchr> awesome, thanks
#4824 [19:38] <zchr> how... helpful
#4825 [19:38] <Michl3545> xales.info is funny
#4826 [19:38] <zchr> ha
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#4828 [19:38] <zchr> i should make my site like that
#4829 [19:38] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, you know how on a computer sometimes someone has a logon screen and a password?
#4830 [19:38] <zchr> it's pretty blank atm
#4831 [19:39] <mib_wkh0hi> if you guys do this for free howcome your up so late? :O
#4832 [19:39] <TheNytangel> Because
#4833 [19:39] <TheNytangel> We are nerds
#4834 [19:39] <Matreremou> so I've been using the free beta and I just bought the game last night, now when I go to run the game if I go through the browser I get a black screen instead of the mojang! intro screen and if I use the installed version I get a message stating that Java "couled not start the Java Virtual Machine"
#4835 [19:39] <mib_wkh0hi> ahaha :D awsum! <3
#4836 [19:39] <Michl3545> TheNytangel: well said
#4837 [19:39] <zchr> Different time zones :)
#4838 [19:39] <zchr> and nerds
#4839 [19:39] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Huh?
#4840 [19:39] <mib_wkh0hi> oh fair :)
#4841 [19:39] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, like.. a logon screen. They have a password for their computer
#4842 [19:39] <Matreremou> I've updated Java, uninstalled and reinstalled it and still have the same problem
#4843 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> Right?
#4844 [19:40] <zchr> Matreremou: Do you have problems with the normal client?
#4845 [19:40] <TheNytangel> Isn't there a key combination to open some window..
#4846 [19:40] <TheNytangel> And like hack into the computer?
#4847 [19:40] <zchr> windows xp
#4848 [19:40] <Michl3545> it is 6:40 where zchr is
#4849 [19:40] <oldtopman> Matreremou: Free beta = piracy?
#4850 [19:40] <zchr> control alt delete delete
#4851 [19:40] <mib_wkh0hi> powa
#4852 [19:40] <zchr> and you get the command prompt
#4853 [19:40] <mib_wkh0hi> its half 12 here :S
#4854 [19:41] <TheNytangel> My uncle knows how to do it
#4855 [19:41] <TheNytangel> It's like a white pop-up box with all the files on the computer
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#4857 [19:41] <jrcIII> Hey
#4858 [19:41] <Michl3545> TheNytangel: yeah, they do that on all the movies
#4859 [19:41] <jrcIII> When trying to connect to my own server
#4860 [19:41] <jrcIII> I get
#4861 [19:41] <jrcIII> http://pastebin.com/Q4USmEx9
#4862 [19:41] <TheNytangel> 127.0.0.1
#4863 [19:41] <jrcIII> I also tried that
#4864 [19:41] <jrcIII> I get A bad login
#4865 [19:41] <jrcIII> Error
#4866 [19:41] <zchr> try using your own ip address
#4867 [19:42] <jrcIII> I have tried all of this xD
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#4869 [19:42] <TheNytangel> localhost
#4870 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> Starting Minecraft server on 10.113.3.32:25565
#4871 [19:42] <jrcIII> I set my computer name to FOREIGNHOST
#4872 [19:42] <Matreremou> I don't think so... my brother set it up on my computer, so maybe. that's why I bought it though
#4873 [19:42] <GreyVulpine> Try removing the ip from server-ip in server.properties
#4874 [19:42] <jrcIII> I know I have tried all of these
#4875 [19:42] <quiggle> is there anyone here that can help me please
#4876 [19:42] <Michl3545> yes
#4877 [19:42] <TheNytangel> ??> quiggle ask
#4878 [19:42] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4879 [19:42] <zchr> quiggle: it'd help if we knew what we had to help you with
#4880 [19:42] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4881 [19:42] <kurmet> hey
#4882 [19:42] <wikkit> haha
#4883 [19:42] <zchr> hello
#4884 [19:43] <jrcIII> Hmm now I get a connection refused
#4885 [19:43] <quiggle> well i did the get minecraft free thing http://www.minecraft-wiki.com/free.html but it didnt work
#4886 [19:43] <jrcIII> When I deleted the ip and used 127.0.0.1
#4887 [19:43] <zchr> stop right there!
#4888 [19:43] * Michl3545 stops
#4888 [19:43] <zchr> Free minecraft?
#4889 [19:43] <zchr> pshh
#4890 [19:43] <TheNytangel> Demo
#4891 [19:43] <zchr> OH LOL
#4892 [19:43] <zchr> HAHAHAHAH
#4893 [19:43] <zchr> A HAHAHAH
#4894 [19:43] <TheNytangel> Smart one..
#4895 [19:43] <zchr> LOL
#4896 [19:43] <zchr> NO
#4897 [19:43] <TheNytangel> +q
#4898 [19:44] <zchr> reigster here: http://www.minecraft.net/register.jsp
#4899 [19:44] <zchr> quiggle: that's a scam.
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#4901 [19:44] <zchr> minecraft beta is not free.
#4902 [19:44] <TheNytangel> So GreyVulpine, you don't know the key combination? :P
#4903 [19:44] <TheNytangel> zchr, the demo is
#4904 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> jrcIII - Then you've got a firewall or something on your computer blocking java/minecraft
#4905 [19:44] <emzzz> okay, erm im still having problems?
#4906 [19:44] <zchr> yeah, minecraft BETA... oh yeah, the pc gamer demo
#4907 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - I have no idea what you're blabbering about..
#4908 [19:45] <zchr> oh well, it's limited-free
#4909 [19:45] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4910 [19:45] <TheNytangel> 90 minutes
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#4912 [19:45] <TheNytangel> Then you delete your cookies and use a different email address
#4913 [19:45] <TheNytangel> XD
#4914 [19:45] <zchr> on windows xp home, the "Administrator" account has no password
#4915 [19:45] <TheNytangel> What about Vista and 7
#4916 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> zchr: what.
#4917 [19:45] <emzzz> huhello?
#4918 [19:46] <zchr> on the windows welcome screen, hold down control-alt and press delete twice
#4919 [19:46] <zchr> then type in Adminstrator as the user.
#4920 [19:46] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, we are trying to figure out how to hack into computers :P
#4921 [19:46] <jrcIII> Firewall is actually off
#4922 [19:46] <zchr> It shows up if you boot into safe mode, at least
#4923 [19:46] <jrcIII> Why does it look like my client is using a random port to connect?
#4924 [19:46] <Michl3545> jrcIII: what gives you that idea?
#4925 [19:47] <Michl3545> oh, i see
#4926 [19:47] <Michl3545> that is the OUTGOING port
#4927 [19:47] <zchr> jrcIII: sockets
#4928 [19:47] <DopeGhoti> jrcIII: the outbound port is indeed pseudorandom, that's perfectly normal
#4929 [19:47] <Michl3545> the incoming port is all that matters
#4930 [19:47] <jrcIII> Hmm so why am I getting a bad login...
#4931 [19:47] <Michl3545> do you own the game?
#4932 [19:47] <jrcIII> Yes I bought it
#4933 [19:47] <jrcIII> And I enjoy it very much
#4934 [19:48] <Michl3545> hmm
#4935 [19:48] <emzzz> erm am i actually logged in this?
#4936 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#4938 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> emzzz: no, we can't see what you're saying. Type louder.
#4939 [19:48] <Michl3545> !check 216.40.72.140
#4940 [19:48] <zchr> DopeGhoti: :)
#4941 [19:48] <zchr> !check 127.0.0.1
#4942 [19:48] <zchr> heh
#4943 [19:49] <zchr> clever bot
#4944 [19:49] <Michl3545> now ask if notch has paid
#4945 [19:49] <zchr> "you're doing it wrong"
#4946 [19:49] <kurmet> When i play minecraft classic it gives me a black screen and my java is updated what can i do?
#4947 [19:49] <jrcIII> !check 127.0.0.1
#4948 [19:49] <oldtopman> !check 75.73.41.40
#4949 [19:49] <zchr> !check mc.parachan.net
#4950 [19:50] <zchr> i dun run a minecraft server from home :(
#4951 [19:50] <zchr> anymore :)
#4952 [19:50] <Amanda> I need some help, my son plays minecraft. I don't know much about it, however when he logs on it makes Safari unresponsive. Any one know why or what I can do?
#4953 [19:50] <Michl3545> jrcIII: hmmm
#4954 [19:50] <zchr> Amanda: Tell him to download the minecraft client.
#4955 [19:50] <zchr> for mac or pc
#4956 [19:50] <Michl3545> jrcIII: it appears you don't have port forwarding set up
#4957 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> !server
#4958 [19:50] <zchr> mac os x link is outdated
#4959 [19:51] <zchr> 'tis http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.zip?v=1308700260689
#4960 [19:51] <Michl3545> jrcIII: however, that doesn't explaing why you can't connect via the loopback address
#4961 [19:51] <jrcIII> D:
#4962 [19:51] <wikkit> oit cunts listen to wat kurmit sed
#4963 [19:51] * AuBot kicked wikkit from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4964 [19:51] <Michl3545> le gaps
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#4966 [19:52] <zchr> relevant: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/c_word
#4967 [19:52] <Amanda> Okay, zchr where would I find the minecraft client link? Thanks for the info
#4968 [19:52] <zchr> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4969 [19:52] <jrcIII> I can connect via loopback with a virgin minecraft
#4970 [19:52] <Michl3545> jrcIII: could you paste your server config file to pastebin.com and give me the link?
#4971 [19:52] <jrcIII> I guess its just the mods Im trying to make
#4972 [19:52] <TheNytangel> !wiki minecraft
#4973 [19:52] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft
#4974 [19:52] <GreyBot> Minecraft is a sandbox building indie video game written in Java originally by Swedish creator Markus "Notch" Persson and now by his company, Mojang, formed from the proceeds of the game. It was released on May 17, 2009, with a Beta on December 20, 2010. Official releases for iOS and Android are currently in development to be released later in 2011 along with a
#4975 [19:52] <jrcIII> Still getting modloader and all that jizz set up
#4976 [19:52] <GreyBot> full version of the game; the Android release will be temporarily exclusive to the Xperia Play. A version of the game for the Xbox 360 with Kinect support is under development by 4J Studios.
#4977 [19:52] <oldtopman> Amanda: www.minecraft.net
#4978 [19:53] <Michl3545> jrcIII: did your server work before mods?
#4979 [19:53] <TheNytangel> I have an idea!
#4980 [19:53] <jrcIII> It works with the vanilla yes
#4981 [19:53] <oldtopman> Amanda: _lick on the "Download" link
#4982 [19:53] <jrcIII> So I guess its back to the drawing boards
#4983 [19:53] <Michl3545> ??> jrcIII mods
#4984 [19:53] <VoxelHead> jrcIII: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4985 [19:53] <VoxelHead> jrcIII: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4986 [19:53] <jrcIII> Hmm I am banned from mcmods
#4987 [19:53] <TheNytangel> !wiki yobibyte
#4988 [19:53] <jrcIII> Thats cool but I am already in risucraft
#4989 [19:53] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobibyte
#4990 [19:53] <GreyBot> The yobibyte is a standards-based binary multiple (prefix yobi, symbol Yi) of the byte, a unit of digital information storage. The yobibyte unit symbol is YiB.
#4991 [19:53] <Amanda> Zchr I don't think he has kept up with updates, when I bought it the game wasn't totally finished. Would that make a difference?
#4992 [19:54] <zchr> No, Minecraft updates itself automatically.
#4993 [19:54] <zchr> brb
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#4995 [19:54] <Amanda> okay thanks I'm going to try that
#4996 [19:54] <Amanda> I may be back lol
#4997 [19:55] <zchr> good luck!
#4998 [19:56] <Michl3545> moms saying lol? unnatural
#4999 [19:56] <zchr> my mom's 60 and she says "lol"
#5000 [19:56] <zchr> It's sorta creepy.
#5001 [19:56] <zchr> well, just in email and stuff
#5002 [19:56] <TheNytangel> My mom says omg all the time
#5003 [19:56] <TheNytangel> And I mean like.. o-m-g
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#5005 [19:56] <Michl3545> i was about to say moms on IRC OMG! but then i realized she used mibbit, and that doesn't really count
#5006 [19:57] <zchr> she sometimes says stuff in lolspeak, because she somehow managed to find ichc
#5007 [19:57] <TheNytangel> My mom uses mIRC and runs a succesfull PHP bot business
#5008 [19:57] <Michl3545> to be a real man, you must connect to irc via telnet
#5009 [19:57] <TheNytangel> Lol jk
#5010 [19:57] <Michl3545> PONG
#5011 [19:57] <zchr> lol, mirc
#5012 [19:57] <zchr> lrn2 irssi or bitchx
#5013 [19:57] <TheNytangel> xchat :D
#5014 [19:58] <zchr> i will admit, i'm using mirc right now, but i don't feel like bothering to open a ssh session
#5015 [19:58] <zchr> anyway, i paid for mirc awhile ago, so i feel inclined to use it
#5016 [19:58] <Michl3545> i'm using chatzilla :O
#5017 [19:58] <TheNytangel> So did I
#5018 [19:58] <TheNytangel> My mom bought it for me when I was 8-10 XD
#5019 [19:59] <xurol> Hey, I can't get the game started, when I go to log in on the downloaded version it gets stuck. Please help!
#5020 [19:59] <zchr> xurol: do you have java installed?
#5021 [19:59] <xurol> yes
#5022 [19:59] <zchr> win/reinst
#5023 [20:00] <zchr> %> win/reinst
#5024 [20:00] <zchr> uh
#5025 [20:00] <Michl3545> ??>
#5026 [20:00] <xurol> ssorry?
#5027 [20:00] <zchr> ??> xurol win/reinst
#5028 [20:00] <zchr> np
#5029 [20:00] <VoxelHead> xurol: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5030 [20:00] <VoxelHead> xurol: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5031 [20:00] <xurol> ty
#5032 [20:01] <TheNytangel> ??< zchr win/reinst
#5033 [20:01] <TheNytangel> >:(
#5034 [20:01] <TheNytangel> Fu
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#5036 [20:01] <Michl3545> ck
#5037 [20:01] <TheNytangel> Kick!
#5038 [20:01] <Michl3545> ^^
#5039 [20:02] <dicks> what
#5040 [20:02] <dicks> dammit
#5041 [20:02] <TheNytangel> >.>
#5042 [20:02] <dicks> i'm banned :(
#5043 [20:02] <TheNytangel> From?
#5044 [20:02] * zchr [zchr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5045 [20:02] <zchr> meh
#5046 [20:03] <Michl3545> what was that all about zchr?
#5047 [20:04] <Michl3545> jrcIII: you still here?
#5048 [20:04] <jrcIII> Yeah
#5049 [20:04] <jrcIII> Now I get an error because Im not premium>
#5050 [20:04] <jrcIII> ?
#5051 [20:04] <zchr> Michl3545: i guess i should've just one zchr_
#5052 [20:04] <jrcIII> Just trying to get modloader to work >_>
#5053 [20:04] <Michl3545> owait
#5054 [20:05] <Michl3545> for some reason i forgot about the mods
#5055 [20:05] <Michl3545> try bukit
#5056 [20:05] <TheNytangel> ??> jrcIII premium
#5057 [20:05] <VoxelHead> jrcIII: (premium) Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#5058 [20:05] * mr_boo [mr_boo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5059 [20:05] <zchr> bukkit is a server mod.
#5060 [20:05] <VoxelHead> jrcIII: (premium) The price for Alpha users
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#5062 [20:05] <Michl3545> you can't use client mods on servers
#5063 [20:05] <mr_boo> I need help
#5064 [20:05] <jrcIII> Humm
#5065 [20:05] <Fate> i kinda need help
#5066 [20:05] <Michl3545> ?? ask
#5067 [20:05] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5068 [20:06] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5069 [20:06] <jrcIII> So what I can only work with modloadermp server then?
#5070 [20:06] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, fate lies in your hands...
#5071 [20:06] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5072 [20:06] <zchr> pm him
#5073 [20:06] * Michl3545 drops fate
#5073 [20:06] <jrcIII> xD
#5074 [20:06] <Michl3545> use bukit for your server
#5075 [20:06] * zchr believes that fate does not exist. YOU'RE NOT REAL
#5075 [20:06] <mr_boo> Im having trouble installing my game. i bought it and im on windows
#5076 [20:07] <Guest78406> when i tried to log on it said it failed to start up because it could not load context
#5077 [20:07] <TheNytangel> mr_boo, save the file to the desktop
#5078 [20:07] <TheNytangel> !minecraft
#5079 [20:07] <TheNytangel> Fu again
#5080 [20:07] <mr_boo> thank you
#5081 [20:07] <TheNytangel> Who doesn't make the commands?
#5082 [20:07] <TheNytangel> Seriously?
#5083 [20:07] <Michl3545> !help
#5084 [20:07] <Guest78406> i mean thats my problem
#5085 [20:08] <TheNytangel> on *:TEXT:#minecrafthelp:!minecraft: { msg $chan www.minecraft.net/download.jsp/ }
#5086 [20:08] <TheNytangel> >:(
#5087 [20:08] <TheNytangel> It's that simple
#5088 [20:08] <Michl3545> ??> Guest78406 error
#5089 [20:08] <TheNytangel> But the actual download link
#5090 [20:08] <VoxelHead> Guest78406: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#5091 [20:08] <VoxelHead> Guest78406: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#5092 [20:09] <DopeGhoti> ??>> TheNytangel win/client
#5093 [20:09] <Guest78406> the error im haning is that it wont load the context
#5094 [20:09] <TheNytangel> on *:TEXT:#minecrafthelp:!minecraft: { msg $chan www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe }
#5095 [20:10] <TheNytangel> See? :P
#5096 [20:10] <Michl3545> Guest78406: is that the entire error message?
#5097 [20:11] <Guest78406> no0 it said a few things i didnt understand at the beginning of the error message
#5098 [20:11] <Michl3545> we want those
#5099 [20:11] <TheNytangel> Us nerds can decode it
#5100 [20:11] <TheNytangel> It's like philosophers and heiroglyphs
#5101 [20:11] <Michl3545> paste your error into http://pastebin.com and give us the link
#5102 [20:12] <Michl3545> We speak erroreese
#5103 [20:12] <TheNytangel> I speak all kinds of things
#5104 [20:12] <TheNytangel> HTML, PHP, XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, Java, C++..
#5105 [20:12] <DopeGhoti> , Klingon
#5106 [20:13] <Michl3545> When a survey asks what foreign languages i know, i always put down programming languages
#5107 [20:13] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5108 [20:13] <Guest78406> org.lwjgl.LWJGLExceeption: Could not create context thats what the error message said
#5109 [20:13] <DopeGhoti> "but they're only foreign until they're #defined or #included!"
#5110 [20:13] <DopeGhoti> Guest78406: that's onlt part of the error message
#5111 [20:13] <TheNytangel> Lmao DopeGhoti
#5112 [20:13] <Michl3545> ??> Guest78406 win/reinst
#5113 [20:13] <VoxelHead> Guest78406: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5114 [20:13] <VoxelHead> Guest78406: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5115 [20:14] * TheNytangel thinks DopeGhoti made a C++ pun
#5115 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: stranger things have happened
#5116 [20:15] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#5118 [20:15] <Michl3545> <Indian accent>please uninstall and reinstall the software</Indian accent>
#5119 [20:15] <TheNytangel> Like..
#5120 [20:15] <Guest78406> i did that and it still isnt working
#5121 [20:15] <TheNytangel> <h-500>STFU</h-500>
#5122 [20:15] <TheNytangel> :P
#5123 [20:16] <TheNytangel> Sadly enough, you can't go in the negatives..
#5124 [20:16] <Michl3545> Guest78406: please copy/paste your ENTIRE error message to http://pastebin.com and give us the link
#5125 [20:17] <TheNytangel> ?? pastebinn
#5126 [20:17] <TheNytangel> Fail
#5127 [20:17] <TheNytangel> ?? pastebin
#5128 [20:17] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5129 [20:17] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: like http://i53.tinypic.com/2w65jrd.jpg ?
#5130 [20:18] <Michl3545> rofl
#5131 [20:18] <TheNytangel> Lmfao
#5132 [20:19] <Michl3545> hurr durr, notch should port minecraft to the TI 84
#5133 [20:19] <Guest78406> http://pastebin.com/6aB7PgLj
#5134 [20:19] <Michl3545> ...that is it?
#5135 [20:20] <Michl3545> normally minecraft is rather wordy
#5136 [20:20] <Guest78406> yeah no longer than that
#5137 [20:20] <Michl3545> huh, sorry
#5138 [20:20] <Michl3545> what is your java version?
#5139 [20:20] <TheNytangel> Infinite
#5140 [20:20] <TheNytangel> ?? mods
#5141 [20:20] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#5142 [20:20] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5143 [20:21] <TheNytangel> Risucraft, that's it
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#5145 [20:21] <Michl3545> Guest78406: go here to get your java version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#5146 [20:22] * mib_hcuqjj [mib_hcuqjj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5147 [20:22] <Michl3545> it should say something like "Version 6 Update 24"
#5148 [20:22] <Guest78406> version 6 update 24
#5149 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> ??+ java/version|You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:;;http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#5150 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> Michl3545: now there's a FAQ for that (:
#5151 [20:22] <Michl3545> :O
#5152 [20:23] <TheNytangel> You know, it is almost 7:30 and my mother hasn't given me supper yet >:(
#5153 [20:23] * Joe [Joe@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5154 [20:23] <Michl3545> speaking of, i must eat nos
#5155 [20:23] <Michl3545> *now
#5156 [20:24] <Joe> Have an issue running minecraft...
#5157 [20:24] <Michl3545> afk
#5158 [20:25] <Joe> Its installed and when I click it to open it I get a "could not create the Java virtual Machine...
#5159 [20:27] <Joe> :s
#5160 [20:27] * Boreeas [Boreeas@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5161 [20:28] <Joe> Anyone got any ideas?
#5162 [20:28] <Guest78406> i dont have any idea ago one of the others that are chatting
#5163 [20:28] <Guest78406> ask*
#5164 [20:33] * mib_9s8czi [mib_9s8czi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#5167 [20:38] <Puddles> if any of the helpers get out of AFK
#5168 [20:38] <Puddles> its me guest78374 (w/e) and i got my problem fixed
#5169 [20:42] * KPizzle[0] [KPizzle[0]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5170 [20:42] <KPizzle[0]> Hi, I tried to purchase minecraft, and it said the order was successful but I haven't gotten an email
#5171 [20:42] <KPizzle[0]> its been about 40 minutes
#5172 [20:43] <KPizzle[0]> oh
#5173 [20:43] <KPizzle[0]> just read topic
#5174 [20:43] * I_Eat_Plastic [I_Eat_Plastic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5175 [20:44] <KPizzle[0]> do you guys know who I would contact for account issues?
#5176 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> ??> KPizzle[0] support
#5177 [20:44] <VoxelHead> KPizzle[0]: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#5178 [20:48] * goofybud16 [goofybud16@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5179 [20:48] <goofybud16> hello
#5180 [20:49] <goofybud16> Problem
#5181 [20:49] <TheNytangel> You need to use a texture pack
#5182 [20:49] <Awesomeness> ...
#5183 [20:49] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5184 [20:49] <goofybud16> I have an image and it refuses to see it
#5185 [20:49] <goofybud16> *minecrft refuses
#5186 [20:49] <goofybud16> i know it is there, and spelled right
#5187 [20:50] <goofybud16> the line is correct
#5188 [20:50] <goofybud16> obsidianite.blockIndexInTexture = ModLoader.addOverride("/terrain.png", "/gfx/Obsidianite.png");
#5189 [20:50] <goofybud16> i know that should be correct, but it wont work?
#5190 [20:50] <goofybud16> it says that the image is not found
#5191 [20:50] <goofybud16> and i know it is there
#5192 [20:51] <goofybud16> any1?
#5193 [20:51] <TheNytangel> Move it somewhere else and try?
#5194 [20:51] <goofybud16> ok.....
#5195 [20:51] * sprog [sprog@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5196 [20:52] <TheNytangel> I hear someone shooting and airsoft gun.. or they are using a nail gun
#5197 [20:52] * MrMarx [MrMarx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5198 [20:52] <goofybud16> ...
#5199 [20:52] <TheNytangel> MY WINDOW!!!
#5200 [20:52] <TheNytangel> Lol jk
#5201 [20:52] <goofybud16> still no
#5202 [20:52] <TheNytangel> Hm...
#5203 [20:52] <goofybud16> still refuses to see it
#5204 [20:52] <TheNytangel> ??< mods
#5205 [20:53] <TheNytangel> Try #mcmods
#5206 [20:53] <TheNytangel> I'm going to try that too :D
#5207 [20:53] <TheNytangel> Omgwtf
#5208 [20:53] <TheNytangel> Why am I banned from there
#5209 [20:53] <MrMarx> http://bit.ly/mAQQ1Y - nevermind..
#5210 [20:53] * MrMarx [MrMarx@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5211 [20:53] <goofybud16> god i keep having to change channels
#5212 [20:53] <TheNytangel> Why the crap am I banned from #mcmods? :(
#5213 [20:53] <goofybud16> me to
#5214 [20:53] * blinky [blinky@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5215 [20:54] <goofybud16> i think only modders are let in?
#5216 [20:54] <blinky> hello
#5217 [20:54] <goofybud16> never been there b4?
#5218 [20:54] <goofybud16> hi
#5219 [20:54] <TheNytangel> ??> blinky ask
#5220 [20:54] <VoxelHead> blinky: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5221 [20:54] <blinky> can anyone help me
#5222 [20:54] <VoxelHead> blinky: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5223 [20:54] * scarface [scarface@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5224 [20:54] <blinky> i bought the game
#5225 [20:54] <blinky> then
#5226 [20:55] <blinky> i clicked on " in browser "
#5227 [20:55] <blinky> but then
#5228 [20:55] <TheNytangel> Were you logged in?
#5229 [20:55] <blinky> yea
#5230 [20:55] <blinky> then it says
#5231 [20:55] <TheNytangel> But then what happened?
#5232 [20:55] <goofybud16> how long has it been since you bought it
#5233 [20:55] <blinky> you need to purchase the game to play Minecraft
#5234 [20:55] <blinky> like
#5235 [20:56] <goofybud16> when did you buy it? has it been less than 24 hrs ago?
#5236 [20:56] <blinky> 12:30 pm
#5237 [20:56] <blinky> noon
#5238 [20:56] <TheNytangel> What is your username?
#5239 [20:56] <blinky> zell378
#5240 [20:56] <TheNytangel> !paid zell378]
#5241 [20:56] <goofybud16> and it is --:-- now?
#5242 [20:56] <TheNytangel> !paid zell378
#5243 [20:56] <blinky> ?
#5244 [20:56] <TheNytangel> !paid zell378
#5245 [20:56] <goofybud16> what time is i there now?
#5246 [20:56] <TheNytangel> Mhmm
#5247 [20:56] <TheNytangel> Just what I thought
#5248 [20:56] <blinky> how do you know?
#5249 [20:56] <TheNytangel> You haven't paid
#5250 [20:57] <TheNytangel> Lol just wait until tomorrow
#5251 [20:57] <blinky> how do you know?
#5252 [20:57] <TheNytangel> !paid zell378
#5253 [20:57] <blinky> how do you find out
#5254 [20:57] <TheNytangel> ^
#5255 [20:57] <TheNytangel> Omfg
#5256 [20:57] <scarface> I bought the game on Sunday and it won't work
#5257 [20:57] <goofybud16> blinky: it is a bot and when did you buy it, how long ago?
#5258 [20:57] <blinky> i need to knopw
#5259 [20:57] <TheNytangel> BLINKY
#5260 [20:57] <TheNytangel> !paid zell378
#5261 [20:57] <blinky> ea
#5262 [20:57] <blinky> ?
#5263 [20:57] <TheNytangel> My god read the friggen chat
#5264 [20:57] <TheNytangel> <TheNytangel> !paid zell378
#5265 [20:57] <TheNytangel> <AuBot> zell378 has NOT paid for Minecraft!
#5266 [20:57] <blinky> you said i paid for it
#5267 [20:58] <goofybud16> blinky: how long ago was it?
#5268 [20:58] <scarface> help
#5269 [20:58] <blinky> like
#5270 [20:58] <scarface> I cannot open minecraft
#5271 [20:58] <blinky> 8 hours ago
#5272 [20:58] <goofybud16> blinky: wait 16 more hours
#5273 [20:58] <goofybud16> and then try
#5274 [20:58] <blinky> k
#5275 [20:58] <blinky> what if it still doesn't work
#5276 [20:58] <TheNytangel> scarface, you have java?
#5277 [20:58] <goofybud16> you need to wait 24 horus b4 saying "it wont work"
#5278 [20:59] <blinky> k
#5279 [20:59] <blinky> hey
#5280 [20:59] <goofybud16> blinky: then come back here
#5281 [20:59] <scarface> yes I have Java
#5282 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Updated?
#5283 [20:59] <blinky> is there a way to find out if you bought the game or not?
#5284 [20:59] <goofybud16> ummm yeah theres a link somewhere
#5285 [20:59] <scarface> yes I just updated java to the latest version
#5286 [20:59] <blinky> because when i click on " in browser "
#5287 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Try in browser?
#5288 [20:59] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine
#5289 [20:59] <blinky> it says i haven't bought the game
#5290 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Omg..
#5291 [20:59] <TheNytangel> Have you not been paying attention?
#5292 [20:59] <goofybud16> blinky: try the downloadable client?
#5293 [21:00] <blinky> ?
#5294 [21:00] <blinky> who me
#5295 [21:00] <TheNytangel> blinky, your account isn't activated yet
#5296 [21:00] <blinky> isn't that offline though?
#5297 [21:00] <TheNytangel> ?
#5298 [21:00] <goofybud16> blinky: you must wait for it to be activated, because all those other ppl just bought it to, it can take ~1 day
#5299 [21:01] <blinky> the downloadable client
#5300 [21:01] <blinky> isnt that the offline one
#5301 [21:01] <goofybud16> yes
#5302 [21:01] <goofybud16> the EXE
#5303 [21:01] <blinky> oh
#5304 [21:01] <goofybud16> see what it says
#5305 [21:01] <blinky> so mine hasn't been activated yet?
#5306 [21:01] <goofybud16> maybe not
#5307 [21:01] <goofybud16> maybe browser needs rebooted?
#5308 [21:01] <goofybud16> brb
#5309 [21:01] <scarface> can someone help me
#5310 [21:01] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine
#5311 [21:02] <TheNytangel> Are you there?
#5312 [21:03] <scarface> I bought it on Sunday and it won't work
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#5314 [21:03] <TheNytangel> scarface, have you recieved an e-mail from them?
#5315 [21:04] <bonman> uhm i need help please
#5316 [21:04] <blinky> do i get a refund if it doesn't work by 24 hours?
#5317 [21:04] <TheNytangel> ??> bonman ask
#5318 [21:04] <VoxelHead> bonman: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5319 [21:04] <VoxelHead> bonman: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5320 [21:04] <TheNytangel> blinky, no
#5321 [21:04] <scarface> I received an email when I paid
#5322 [21:04] <blinky> thats sucks
#5323 [21:04] <blinky> =(
#5324 [21:04] <TheNytangel> ...
#5325 [21:04] <blinky> how do u know all about this stuff?
#5326 [21:04] <TheNytangel> blinky, when you buy a game on amazon and you get 3 day shipping, it doesn't come the next day and you don't get a refund if it doesn't come in 3 days..
#5327 [21:05] <blinky> lol
#5328 [21:05] <blinky> true
#5329 [21:05] <TheNytangel> It takes time
#5330 [21:05] <blinky> well
#5331 [21:05] <bonman> uhm i was installing a texture pack and now my game crashes and now i cant open it no mater what on my comp
#5332 [21:05] <blinky> so its possible for it to take more than 24 hours?
#5333 [21:05] <TheNytangel> ??> bonman win/reinst
#5334 [21:05] <VoxelHead> bonman: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5335 [21:05] <VoxelHead> bonman: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5336 [21:05] <TheNytangel> blinky, yes
#5337 [21:06] <blinky> why do people have stars right next to there name?
#5338 [21:06] <blinky> are they like GMS?
#5339 [21:06] <blinky> lol
#5340 [21:06] <TheNytangel> Erm.. ops?
#5341 [21:06] <blinky> ops?
#5342 [21:06] <TheNytangel> Voiced?
#5343 [21:06] <TheNytangel> Channel operators
#5344 [21:06] <blinky> oh
#5345 [21:06] <blinky> well
#5346 [21:06] <blinky> thx for the help
#5347 [21:06] <blinky> ill come back in 16 hours
#5348 [21:07] <TheNytangel> You won't get a refund then either
#5349 [21:07] <blinky> lol
#5350 [21:07] <blinky> ?
#5351 [21:07] <TheNytangel> Nothing
#5352 [21:07] <blinky> bye
#5353 [21:07] <TheNytangel> Kealper
#5354 [21:07] <bonman> i tried to delete the pcak i just put in but it wont let me
#5355 [21:08] <TheNytangel> ??> bonman win/reinst
#5356 [21:08] <VoxelHead> bonman: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5357 [21:08] <VoxelHead> bonman: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5360 [21:09] <bonman> it still will not delet the texture pack folder it keeps saying i cant
#5361 [21:09] * mib_elum1z [mib_elum1z@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5362 [21:09] <TheNytangel> Close minecraft first
#5363 [21:09] <king> what is the terminal code for the mac to get the minecraft app to open?
#5364 [21:09] <Michl3545> back
#5365 [21:09] <TheNytangel> king, please wait
#5366 [21:10] <king> ok
#5367 [21:10] <Michl3545> king: try this java -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -cp Minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#5368 [21:10] <TheNytangel> Lol, that's better than what my answer would have been
#5369 [21:11] <bonman> nope it wont work
#5370 [21:11] <TheNytangel> It says to just extract the app and run it
#5371 [21:11] <bonman> it keeps sayin its open in another program
#5372 [21:11] <TheNytangel> Mac OSX:
#5373 [21:11] <TheNytangel> Download Minecraft.zip, extract the Minecraft app, then run it.
#5374 [21:12] <bonman> but minecraft is closed
#5375 [21:12] <TheNytangel> Michl3545, I felt very busy when no one else was here helping me support..
#5376 [21:12] <TheNytangel> Now help bonman please :)
#5377 [21:12] <Michl3545> lol
#5378 [21:12] <king> Michl3545 it didn't open, the app just bounced once
#5379 [21:13] <Michl3545> bounced?
#5380 [21:13] <TheNytangel> Closed right away
#5381 [21:13] <bonman> so now what sould i do?
#5382 [21:13] <Michl3545> ah
#5383 [21:13] <TheNytangel> Um..
#5384 [21:13] <TheNytangel> Try the linux
#5385 [21:13] <Michl3545> start it from the terminal and give us the output King
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#5387 [21:14] <Michl3545> bonman: i have been commanded to help you, but i just got back. what did I miss? whats your problem?
#5388 [21:15] <bonman> i cant open my minecraft
#5389 [21:15] <bonman> it crashes imedietly
#5390 [21:15] * Wug uses the linux
#5390 [21:15] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#5391 [21:15] <bonman> tand i cant delet the texture pack i just instaled
#5392 [21:15] <TheNytangel> Ctrl + Alt + Del
#5393 [21:16] <TheNytangel> Start task manager
#5394 [21:16] <bonman> it wount let me delet the on
#5395 [21:16] <bonman> ok
#5396 [21:16] <night98> hello where can i go to get a weather mod for mc
#5397 [21:16] <TheNytangel> Go to services
#5398 [21:16] <king> ok i put the code you gave me into the terminal and it said: -bash: -Xmx1024M: command not found
#5399 [21:16] <bonman> ok
#5400 [21:16] <TheNytangel> night98, www.mincraftforums.net
#5401 [21:16] <night98> ok
#5402 [21:16] <TheNytangel> See if you can find something that would relate to minecraft, bonman
#5403 [21:17] <TheNytangel> night98, www.mincraftforum.net
#5404 [21:17] <TheNytangel> Sorry XD
#5405 [21:17] <night98> ok thanks
#5406 [21:17] <bonman> no nothing
#5407 [21:17] <TheNytangel> Hmm...
#5408 [21:18] <bonman> so im scared
#5409 [21:18] <Michl3545> bonman: rebooting your computer will fix it
#5410 [21:18] <TheNytangel> Have you tried rebooting?
#5411 [21:18] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5412 [21:18] <Michl3545> lol
#5413 [21:18] <Michl3545> o.O
#5414 [21:18] <bonman> no and lol ok brb imma reboot
#5415 [21:18] <TheNytangel> ??< retro
#5416 [21:20] <TheNytangel> 3..2..1..
#5417 [21:20] <king> michl3545 i put the code in and it said Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.LauncherFrame at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:202) at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method) at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:190) at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:307) at s
#5418 [21:20] <Michl3545> wait
#5419 [21:20] <Michl3545> use pastebin.com
#5420 [21:20] <Kealper> king: are you launching minecraft.jar?
#5421 [21:20] <Michl3545> ??> king pastebin
#5422 [21:20] <VoxelHead> king: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5423 [21:20] <TheNytangel> Hi Kealper :D
#5424 [21:20] <TheNytangel> I hear you are good at making mods
#5425 [21:21] <Kealper> uhh.....i don't even know Java lol
#5426 [21:21] <TheNytangel> >:(
#5427 [21:21] <TheNytangel> Lies
#5428 [21:21] <Kealper> i make my own server wrapper, but a wrapper isn't a mod
#5429 [21:21] <Wug> kealper, what wrapper is it?
#5430 [21:21] <TheNytangel> draw!
#5431 [21:21] <TheNytangel> www.kealper.com/draw.exe
#5432 [21:21] * Michl3545 shoots
#5432 [21:22] <king> kealper i'm using the minecraft mac app
#5433 [21:22] <Kealper> king: oh, mac...can't help then, sorry
#5434 [21:22] <Michl3545> king: put your error into pastebin
#5435 [21:22] <Kealper> Wug: one i made D:
#5436 [21:22] <Kealper> TheNytangel: that also isn't the url i don't think
#5437 [21:22] <Kealper> i don't think...
#5438 [21:23] * Kealper can't remember if he gave that program a proper folder or not
#5438 [21:23] <TheNytangel> It used to be..
#5439 [21:23] <Michl3545> king: what is the location of the minecraft.jar file you are trying to open?
#5440 [21:23] <Kealper> and i don't have the draw server running anymore anyways
#5441 [21:23] <TheNytangel> Nooooooo
#5442 [21:24] <TheNytangel> I dropped my charger cord.. chord..
#5443 [21:24] <Kealper> Wug: just basic stuff to let me give permission levels to users so they have access to certain commands, but not others
#5444 [21:24] <king> Michl3545 http://pastebin.com/iFRCc0R3
#5445 [21:24] <Michl3545> thank you
#5446 [21:24] <Wug> neat
#5447 [21:24] <Michl3545> that is readable
#5448 [21:24] <TheNytangel> cord?
#5449 [21:24] <TheNytangel> chord...
#5450 [21:24] <Wug> I went and implemented that into the mods on my server (the different ranks)
#5451 [21:24] <Kealper> Wug: and it lets you do stuff like /item stone 1024 instead of /give Kealper 1 64 a billion time slol
#5452 [21:24] <TheNytangel> cord.
#5453 [21:24] <TheNytangel> no!
#5454 [21:24] <Wug> lol
#5455 [21:25] <Wug> I really should re-add that
#5456 [21:25] <Wug> I already have /give <yourself> shortened to /g .
#5457 [21:25] <Wug> /g . 46 64
#5458 [21:25] <Michl3545> king: what is the location of the minecraft.jar file you are trying to open?
#5459 [21:25] <TheNytangel> I have /i <id> 5000000000000
#5460 [21:25] <Wug> DOPEGHOTI
#5461 [21:25] <TheNytangel> Or however much you want
#5462 [21:25] <Wug> MAKE VOX STOP DOING THAT
#5463 [21:26] <TheNytangel> My back is sweaty..
#5464 [21:26] <Michl3545> towel it
#5465 [21:26] <Kealper> my wrapper won't let you get any more than 2304 of an item, so you can't spawn like 50k items and destroy anyone's computer if thye try to load that chunk
#5466 [21:26] <TheNytangel> Now I'm laying in a sexy pose possition.. too bad I'm not half naked
#5467 [21:26] <king> Michl3545 it's in a minecraft folder in applications
#5468 [21:27] <Michl3545> is the folder named .minecraft?
#5469 [21:28] <Michl3545> king: is the folder named .mineraft
#5470 [21:28] <TheNytangel> No
#5471 [21:28] <TheNytangel> .minecraft
#5472 [21:28] <Michl3545> typo
#5473 [21:28] <TheNytangel> But a mineraft would be fun
#5474 [21:28] <Michl3545> aka boat?
#5475 [21:28] <TheNytangel> That works..
#5476 [21:29] <Michl3545> :)
#5477 [21:29] <TheNytangel> Seriously, you can't even control those things
#5478 [21:29] <Michl3545> the server i play on had a mod to make boats fly, and boats control even worse in three dimensions
#5479 [21:30] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5480 [21:30] <TheNytangel> Hoverboat?
#5481 [21:30] <king> Michl3545 it's named Minecraft and it's the actual mac application not the jar file
#5482 [21:30] <Michl3545> alright, you figured out what i was doing
#5483 [21:30] <Michl3545> try re downloading the jar file
#5484 [21:30] <Michl3545> http://www.minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar?v=1308705005854
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#5486 [21:31] <TheNytangel> The first minecraft.exe doesn't work, you have to download the second one
#5487 [21:31] <Michl3545> i gave a direct link
#5488 [21:31] <TheNytangel> You know
#5489 [21:31] <TheNytangel> This channel should have a support bot
#5490 [21:31] <Michl3545> ?? bot
#5491 [21:32] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I'm a bot.
#5492 [21:32] <TheNytangel> As in.. get in queue and wait your turn for help
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#5494 [21:32] <king> Michl3545 ok the jar file works, so i shouldn't use the actual application then?
#5495 [21:32] <Michl3545> correct
#5496 [21:32] <bonman> back
#5497 [21:32] <TheNytangel> Oh no
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#5499 [21:32] <Ankur> hey
#5500 [21:33] <king> Michl3545 ok thanks :D
#5501 [21:33] <Ankur> hello
#5502 [21:33] <TheNytangel> ??> Ankur ask
#5503 [21:33] <VoxelHead> Ankur: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5504 [21:33] <Michl3545> sure, no problem :D
#5505 [21:33] <VoxelHead> Ankur: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5506 [21:33] <Ankur> so i try to move forward in minecraft but it wont work
#5507 [21:33] <TheNytangel> W
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#5509 [21:34] <Ankur> no when i press w it changes the option in the inventory bar at the bottom
#5510 [21:34] <TheNytangel> Press esc -> Options
#5511 [21:34] <Ankur> did that
#5512 [21:34] <TheNytangel> There should be keys somewhere..
#5513 [21:34] <Michl3545> bonman: can you delete that file now
#5514 [21:34] <TheNytangel> Ankur, did you try redownload?
#5515 [21:35] <Ankur> controls....i know but when i click on the button to change it i press like e....for example and a number pops up even though i pressed e
#5516 [21:35] <TheNytangel> ??< comcast
#5517 [21:35] <Ankur> i tried re download
#5518 [21:35] <TheNytangel> ??> Ankur comcast
#5519 [21:35] <VoxelHead> Ankur: (comcast) If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#5520 [21:35] <bonmann> no icant
#5521 [21:35] <Ankur> ...no verizon..it has been working since i bought
#5522 [21:36] <Michl3545> huh
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#5524 [21:36] <Ankur> thnks.....
#5525 [21:36] <TheNytangel> Ankur
#5526 [21:36] <Ankur> thank yo
#5527 [21:36] <Michl3545> bonman / bonmann, do you want to try remote support?
#5528 [21:36] <TheNytangel> Can you please maneuver over to the .minecraft folder?
#5529 [21:36] <bonmann> uh sure
#5530 [21:36] <Michl3545> ??> bonmann teamviewer
#5531 [21:36] <VoxelHead> bonmann: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5532 [21:36] <VoxelHead> bonmann: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5533 [21:37] <bonmann> uhm now what?
#5534 [21:37] <Michl3545> bonmann: if you start this program i can connect and hopefully fix things for you: http://www.teamviewer.com/download/TeamViewerQS_en.exe
#5535 [21:37] <TheNytangel> Ok Ankur.. go to .minecraft -> Options
#5536 [21:37] <TheNytangel> ??> Ankur pastebin
#5537 [21:37] <VoxelHead> Ankur: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information withouth flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you do, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5538 [21:37] <Ankur> wait let me click the link
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#5540 [21:37] <Ankur> wait ill get rid of constant guard
#5541 [21:38] <TheNytangel> -_-
#5542 [21:38] <Michl3545> aha
#5543 [21:38] <Michl3545> i knew that was the issue!
#5544 [21:38] <Ankur> because i tried to get norton for free through constant guard at my moms work
#5545 [21:38] <TheNytangel> Well Michl3545, gotta go eat.. I'll see if I can bring my food to my room
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#5547 [21:39] <Ankur> thanks alot
#5548 [21:39] <Michl3545> sure
#5549 [21:39] <Michl3545> the constant guard thing is a known bug
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#5551 [21:40] <bonman> uhm i installed it and now what
#5552 [21:40] <TheNytangel> Back
#5553 [21:40] <TheNytangel> bonman, can you run it?
#5554 [21:40] <Michl3545> pm me the id and pass
#5555 [21:40] <Ankur> are u from minecraft support
#5556 [21:40] <Michl3545> no
#5557 [21:40] <TheNytangel> Lol no
#5558 [21:40] <bonman> how i pm?
#5559 [21:40] <TheNytangel> It is volunteer
#5560 [21:40] <Michl3545> use /msg michl3545
#5561 [21:40] <Ankur> wait is constant guard a program that i have to delete from add and remove programs
#5562 [21:41] <TheNytangel> Try it
#5563 [21:41] <Ankur> do u know why it is a bug...or not
#5564 [21:42] <TheNytangel> I don't
#5565 [21:43] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, are you there yet?
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#5567 [21:44] <TheNytangel> Oh god
#5568 [21:46] <TheNytangel> There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
#5569 [21:46] <TheNytangel> Those who know binary code and those who don't.
#5570 [21:47] <Kealper> there are 11 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who use this joke a lot ._.
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#5572 [21:48] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5573 [21:51] <TheNytangel> How did the constepated mathematician work out his problems?
#5574 [21:51] <TheNytangel> He solved it with a pencil
#5575 [21:56] <Michl3545> i fixed bonman's problem
#5576 [21:56] <bonman> nope
#5577 [21:56] <Michl3545> go teamviewer!
#5578 [21:56] <Michl3545> ?
#5579 [21:56] <Michl3545> still broken?
#5580 [21:56] <bonman> its the texture pack
#5581 [21:57] <bonman> every time i go into the text packs
#5582 [21:57] <bonman> it crashes
#5583 [21:57] <Michl3545> ah
#5584 [21:57] <Michl3545> lets delete it then
#5585 [21:57] <bonman> so can i rempve that myself?
#5586 [21:57] <Michl3545> i didn't know that was the problem
#5587 [21:57] <bonman> yea
#5588 [21:57] <Michl3545> idk
#5589 [21:57] <Michl3545> try it
#5590 [21:57] <bonman> nope wont let me
#5591 [21:57] <Michl3545> if not i can tell you what to do
#5592 [21:57] <Michl3545> open up task manager
#5593 [21:58] <bonman> k
#5594 [21:58] <Michl3545> go to the processes tab
#5595 [21:58] <bonman> k
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#5597 [21:58] <Michl3545> find java.exe and click end process
#5598 [21:59] <Michl3545> then yes to the warning
#5599 [21:59] <bonman> end prosece or prosses tree/
#5600 [21:59] <Michl3545> process
#5601 [21:59] <Michl3545> not the tree
#5602 [21:59] <bonman> ok
#5603 [21:59] <Michl3545> then you should be able to delete it
#5604 [21:59] <Michl3545> delete bin too, for good measure
#5605 [21:59] <bonman> yat
#5606 [22:00] <bonman> ok lets see
#5607 [22:00] <bonman> omg dud i wish i could do something for you
#5608 [22:00] <bonman> thanks soooooooo much
#5609 [22:00] <Michl3545> your welcome :)
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#5611 [22:01] <bonman> i have to remeber this site incas anthing hapens again
#5612 [22:01] <bonman> so michl have you played mincraft
#5613 [22:01] <Michl3545> yes
#5614 [22:01] <bonman> and used text packS?
#5615 [22:01] <Michl3545> yes
#5616 [22:01] <Michl3545> i made my own texture pack
#5617 [22:01] <bonman> like what do you use?
#5618 [22:01] <bonman> oh can i try it
#5619 [22:02] <Michl3545> i use the default
#5620 [22:02] <Michl3545> it sucks
#5621 [22:02] <bonman> lol i wish i could make my own
#5622 [22:02] <Michl3545> ^ not the default, that is fine, my pack is dumb
#5623 [22:02] <bonman> like what does it look like
#5624 [22:02] <bonman> oh and btw i could use some help installing a mod
#5625 [22:02] <Michl3545> i made the glass more see-through
#5626 [22:03] <Michl3545> ??> bonman mods
#5627 [22:03] <VoxelHead> bonman: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#5628 [22:03] <VoxelHead> bonman: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#5630 [22:04] <bonman> oh should use one of them i cant figure out how to instale them so which site should i use
#5631 [22:04] <Michl3545> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods
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#5633 [22:07] <bonman> yea im haveing trouble removing the meta-inf thingy
#5634 [22:07] <TheNytangel> Gotta go, bye
#5635 [22:07] <bonman> bai
#5636 [22:07] <whidgle> I purchased the game and received confirmation. The homepage shows me logged in but no game
#5637 [22:08] <Michl3545> open the jar in 7zip
#5638 [22:08] <Michl3545> whidgle: what is your minecraft username?
#5639 [22:08] <whidgle> ok i did
#5640 [22:08] <whidgle> setheboy
#5641 [22:08] <Michl3545> !paid setheboy
#5642 [22:08] <whidgle> yes we did
#5643 [22:09] <Michl3545> whidgle: i didn't mean for YOU to open the jar, that was for someone else
#5644 [22:09] <Michl3545> sorry
#5645 [22:09] <bonman> hey can i restore the mods flolder from my trash?
#5646 [22:09] <Michl3545> do you have java installed?
#5647 [22:10] <whidgle> i am a mac user do i still need that
#5648 [22:10] <Michl3545> whidgle: do you have java installed?
#5649 [22:10] <Michl3545> whidgle: yes
#5650 [22:10] <Michl3545> http://www.java.com/getjava/index.jsp
#5651 [22:10] <whidgle> prob not, I can goggle search and install
#5652 [22:10] <Michl3545> bonman: idk
#5653 [22:11] <Michl3545> bonman: you know how to fix it if anything goes wrong now though, so don't be afraid to experiment
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#5657 [22:12] <bonman> ogtya
#5658 [22:13] <whidgle> thank you I will try it
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#5661 [22:14] <Jupp> Having constant crashes. some help?
#5662 [22:14] * Awesomeness hands Jupp some help
#5662 [22:15] <Michl3545> pretty colorz
#5663 [22:16] <Michl3545> scratch that, ugly colors ^
#5664 [22:16] <Michl3545> Jupp: What is your malfunction?
#5665 [22:18] <Michl3545> ??> Jupp dont/pm
#5666 [22:18] <VoxelHead> Jupp: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#5667 [22:18] <Jupp> oh
#5668 [22:18] <Jupp> alrighty
#5669 [22:18] <Michl3545> no problem
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#5671 [22:18] <Michl3545> can you give us your error message using pastebin.com?
#5672 [22:19] <Jupp> Ilemme try
#5673 [22:19] <bonman> yay
#5674 [22:19] <Michl3545> bonman: i suppose you got it working?
#5675 [22:19] <Jupp> where do I find the crash log? my crash screen disappears right away
#5676 [22:20] <Michl3545> Jupp: in that case lets try something else first
#5677 [22:20] <Michl3545> ??> Jupp win/reinst
#5678 [22:20] <VoxelHead> Jupp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5679 [22:20] <VoxelHead> Jupp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5680 [22:21] <Jupp> ok
#5681 [22:22] <Jupp> so everything, including all folders except the saves folder?
#5682 [22:23] <Michl3545> you can keep the stats folder if you want
#5683 [22:23] <Michl3545> it stores your achievements
#5684 [22:23] <Michl3545> and you can also keep texturepacks
#5685 [22:23] <Michl3545> ...if you have any
#5686 [22:23] <Jupp> noop
#5687 [22:24] <Jupp> k, now everything's gone. now what?
#5688 [22:24] <Michl3545> go start minecraft
#5689 [22:27] <Jupp> aanndd magic
#5690 [22:27] <Jupp> thanks guys
#5691 [22:27] <Jupp> i will def. bookmark this site
#5692 [22:27] <Jupp> take it easy
#5693 [22:27] <Michl3545> no problem
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#5697 [22:38] <matthewh> hi
#5698 [22:39] <oldtopman> 'allo
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#5704 [22:43] <wikkit> Yes, I have an issue with running the game after installation
#5705 [22:43] <fuogo> uh...can anyone help me with downloading minecraft? when the launcher opens i log in and it just says "logging in"
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#5707 [22:43] <wikkit> The game crashes after the Mojang screen
#5708 [22:43] <wikkit> I dont have any texture packs
#5709 [22:43] <molino21> im trying to set up a server but when i go to port forward through my belkin router , and type in my IPv4 address it says it is invalid when it is not
#5710 [22:43] <fuogo> im trying to play in the download
#5711 [22:44] <molino21> fuogo- try in browser session
#5712 [22:44] <wikkit> The game crashes after the Mojang screen, anyone?
#5713 [22:44] <Michl3546> one moment
#5714 [22:44] <molino21> wikkit- in browser or download?
#5715 [22:44] <wikkit> Download
#5716 [22:44] <molino21> try in browser
#5717 [22:44] <wikkit> It works on my Mac, but not my Windows 7
#5718 [22:45] <Michl3546> molino21: i
#5719 [22:45] <wikkit> Im creating a multiplayer server, and it cant edit in browser easily
#5720 [22:45] <fuogo> i can play in that but i want to download it too
#5721 [22:45] <Michl3546> ...will help you in a moment
#5722 [22:45] <molino21> i?
#5723 [22:45] <molino21> ok
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#5725 [22:46] <fuogo> please help????
#5726 [22:46] <Michl3545> wikkit: try the launcher http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#5727 [22:46] <wikkit> I did.
#5728 [22:46] <wikkit> It crashed
#5729 [22:46] <Michl3545> sorry
#5730 [22:46] <Michl3545> that was for him
#5731 [22:46] <Michl3545> my bad
#5732 [22:47] <wikkit> Its alright
#5733 [22:47] <Michl3545> fuogo: try the launcher http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#5734 [22:47] <Michl3545> ??> wikkit win/reinst
#5735 [22:47] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5736 [22:47] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the run command, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5738 [22:47] <molino21> im trying to set up a server but when i go to port forward through my belkin router , and type in my IPv4 address it says it is invalid when it is not
#5739 [22:47] <wikkit> Ok, thanks! I will try that.
#5740 [22:47] <Michl3545> molino21: I haven't forgotten about you, i am just getting to the guys who know less first
#5741 [22:48] <Michl3545> molino21: what ip are you trying to connect to?
#5742 [22:49] <molino21> what do you mean by that. i dont know too much , i was using a youtube tutorial to help me set up everything else
#5743 [22:49] <Michl3545> when you try to connect to your server, are you using the ip 24.115.96.44?
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#5745 [22:50] <wikkit> It still crashed,
#5746 [22:50] <Michl3545> molino21: you are doing great, you got further that a lot of people do
#5747 [22:50] <molino21> my computers IPv4 or my routers IP
#5748 [22:50] <bestestboever> When I try to log in it tells me that I am not premium when I just bought the game...
#5749 [22:50] <wikkit> PS, I have been playing minecraft for 6 months on my mac, Im not a noob with MInecraft ;)
#5750 [22:50] <Michl3545> ??> wikkit java/version
#5751 [22:50] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#5752 [22:50] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#5753 [22:50] <Michl3545> bestestboever: the purchase takes a while to go through
#5754 [22:51] <wikkit> i installed and reinstalled Java 5 times trying to get this to work.
#5755 [22:51] <Michl3545> bestestboever: sometimes up to 24 hours
#5756 [22:51] <wikkit> All with the latest version
#5757 [22:51] <Michl3545> wikkit: then that sin't the problem
#5758 [22:51] <bestestboever> So I need to wait that long til I can play it?
#5759 [22:51] <fuogo> i have the launcher up but when i log in it keeps saying logging in
#5760 [22:51] <molino21> ??
#5761 [22:51] <wikkit> Yep.
#5762 [22:51] <Michl3545> bestestboever: sleep on it, then if it still doesn't work email mojang
#5763 [22:51] <molino21> my computers IPv4 or my routers IP
#5764 [22:52] <molino21> my computers IPv4 or my routers IP
#5765 [22:52] <wikkit> It worked yesterday on a PC, In fact, i was using it this morning on my PC
#5766 [22:52] <Michl3545> molino21: what are you trying to do exactly
#5767 [22:52] <fuogo> i have the minecraft launcher up and i logged in..now its saying logging in and its not doing anything
#5768 [22:52] <wikkit> Frugo: Try reinstalling.
#5769 [22:53] <fuogo> i have tried that 4 times
#5770 [22:53] <wikkit> Are you trying to log on to the game itself? or Multiplayer?
#5771 [22:53] <Michl3545> molino21: i konw you are trying to set up port forwarding, but I am not sure what part of the process you are in.
#5772 [22:54] <molino21> 192.168.2. __ I need 2 fill in blank it says private ip address and youtube showed me exactly what number to type in. i typed it in and an error comes up saying...
#5773 [22:54] <fuogo> just the game
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#5775 [22:54] <Michl3545> molino21: the number on youtube isn't YOUR local IP, we need to find yours
#5776 [22:54] <wikkit> It sounds to me that its a pirated version (pirated very poorly might I add.)
#5777 [22:54] <Michl3545> molino21: bring up a command prompt window, please
#5778 [22:55] <wikkit> I was forgtten ;)
#5779 [22:55] <wikkit> The game crashes after the Mojang screen
#5780 [22:55] <Michl3545> wikkit: wait your turn, please
#5781 [22:55] <Michl3545> ?? attitude
#5782 [22:55] <molino21> it says "No.3 The IP That You Entered Is Invalid"
#5783 [22:55] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#5784 [22:55] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-proiority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#5785 [22:56] <Michl3545> molino21: bring up a command prompt window, please
#5786 [22:56] <molino21> and i know i found my local ip alread
#5787 [22:56] <molino21> i did
#5788 [22:56] <fuogo> how? lol
#5789 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> molino21 - What is your local ip?
#5790 [22:56] <Michl3545> molino21: you already used ipconfig?
#5791 [22:56] <molino21> yes
#5792 [22:56] <wikkit> How was i being a jerk if i could ask?
#5793 [22:57] <Michl3545> wikkit: sorry, i thought that was the message about waiting
#5794 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> ?? patience
#5795 [22:57] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5796 [22:57] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5797 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> ^
#5798 [22:57] <Michl3545> my bad
#5799 [22:57] <wikkit> Its ok.
#5800 [22:58] <molino21> yes i already used ipconfig
#5801 [22:58] <Michl3545> molino21: and your router is complaining about the number you are giving it?
#5802 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> molino21 - What is the ipv4 address and the default gateway address?
#5803 [22:58] <wikkit> Eh, Ill come back tomorrowm im so tired, see you guys!
#5804 [22:59] <molino21> yes it says that it is invalid
#5805 [22:59] <Michl3545> molino21: what number are you putting in?
#5806 [23:01] <Michl3545> molino21: it should be >2
#5807 [23:01] <fuogo> its still in the logging in stage....
#5808 [23:01] <molino21> exactly wat is after IPv4 adress in command thingy in the port forwarding page it says 192.168.2.____ in the blank i am typing .3 which is wat it says in command prompt
#5809 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Logging in.. for the launcher, or when you're trying to put in a server address?
#5810 [23:02] <Michl3545> molino21: you aren't putting in a dot, are you?
#5811 [23:02] <fuogo> for the launcher
#5812 [23:02] <molino21> no
#5813 [23:02] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Running any security software that may be blocking minecraft?
#5814 [23:02] <molino21> once again it is with a belkin router
#5815 [23:02] <fuogo> no
#5816 [23:03] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Does it stay stuck at logging in, or do you eventually get an error?
#5817 [23:03] <fuogo> its stuck at logging in
#5818 [23:03] <Michl3545> molino21: what is the product number of your router?
#5819 [23:03] <molino21> come again
#5820 [23:03] <molino21> ??
#5821 [23:04] <Michl3545> molino21: on your router, what type does it say it is?
#5822 [23:04] <Michl3545> molino21: it might start with an f or a wrt
#5823 [23:04] <molino21> like the specific name of my router?
#5824 [23:04] <Michl3545> yes
#5825 [23:04] <Michl3545> for example Belkan FD730-4
#5826 [23:05] <molino21> so it s the name tht i click on my computer wen i go 2 connect 2 the internet, or is it r\written on router
#5827 [23:05] <Michl3545> written on the router
#5828 [23:05] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Could you perhaps delete the launcher, go into your %appdata%/.minecraft folder and delete everything in there
#5829 [23:05] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Then try redownloading the launcher and attempting to log in again
#5830 [23:06] <fuogo> ok, ill try
#5831 [23:06] <molino21> F7D4302
#5832 [23:07] <molino21> and theres also a "v1" written
#5833 [23:07] <fuogo> delete everything? including my singleplayer worlds>
#5834 [23:08] <fuogo> *?
#5835 [23:08] <molino21> ..
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#5837 [23:08] <Michl3545> molino21: one second
#5838 [23:08] <molino21> kk
#5839 [23:10] <Wug> can someone test something for me
#5840 [23:10] <Wug> set up a vanilla smp servr
#5841 [23:10] <Michl3545> molino21: what is the error the router is giving you?
#5842 [23:10] <Wug> spawn yourself a bed and walk on it
#5843 [23:12] <molino21> No.3 The IP you have entered is invalid
#5844 [23:13] <fuogo> now the launcher isnt popping up at all
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#5846 [23:13] <Michl3545> molino21: is there a column for inbound ports?
#5847 [23:14] <molino21> yes
#5848 [23:15] <Michl3545> molino21: do you have anything in the private port column?
#5849 [23:16] <molino21> same as inbound port
#5850 [23:16] <fuogo> anyone??
#5851 [23:17] <xales> fuogo: Try playing in your browser.
#5852 [23:17] <Michl3545> molino21: did you try leaving inbound ports blank?
#5853 [23:18] <fuogo> i can but i want to use the launcher and greyvulpine told me to delete everything in my %appdata% and now it isnt showing at all
#5854 [23:18] <molino21> no y
#5855 [23:18] <Michl3545> molino21: idk, i'm reading stuff
#5856 [23:18] <Michl3545> molino21: just give it a try
#5857 [23:18] <molino21> do i fill in private port
#5858 [23:18] <Michl3545> yes
#5859 [23:18] <Michl3545> 25565
#5860 [23:19] <molino21> No.1 Port is Invalid
#5861 [23:19] <Michl3545> molino21: your router is on crack
#5862 [23:20] <molino21> lol
#5863 [23:20] * Michl3545 has a linksys
#5863 [23:22] <molino21> i have a linksys tht i tried to use but couldnt because it gets its internet connection from the belkin so it picked up belkin instead of linksys when i went to ipchicken.com
#5864 [23:22] <Michl3545> molino21: AHA
#5865 [23:22] <Michl3545> molino21: i think i've got it
#5866 [23:23] <molino21> is notch going to make multiplayer servers easier in the future
#5867 [23:23] <Michl3545> molino21: check the ip fields in the OTHER rows, are there spaces (" ") in them?
#5868 [23:23] <Michl3545> molino21: this isn't minecraft, this is your router being dumb
#5869 [23:23] <molino21> ??
#5870 [23:23] <Michl3545> molino21: well, are there?
#5871 [23:24] <molino21> ya but is he going to make minecraft not have to go through all this software and be more of like a playstation network or xbox live type server tht is already set up
#5872 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> probably not
#5873 [23:24] <molino21> what do you mean
#5874 [23:24] <Michl3545> oops
#5875 [23:25] <Michl3545> are you on row one?
#5876 [23:25] <molino21> in the belkin setup page
#5877 [23:25] <molino21> port forwarding page i mean
#5878 [23:25] <Michl3545> click in the "Description" field in row 2 and see if there is a space character in it.
#5879 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> molino21 - Could you perhaps give us a screenshot of the page?
#5880 [23:26] <molino21> umm how
#5881 [23:26] <Michl3545> GreyVulpine: already found it
#5882 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
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#5884 [23:26] <molino21> the rows in order from left to right are,
#5885 [23:26] <Michl3545> molino21: click on the description field it row two and use the arrow keys to see if the cursor moves around
#5886 [23:26] <Michl3545> those are columns
#5887 [23:27] <molino21> enable with check bpxes
#5888 [23:27] <Michl3545> pah read this http://forum.portforward.com/YaBB.cgi?num=1286236598
#5889 [23:27] <Michl3545> last post
#5890 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Oi, that's dumb
#5891 [23:29] <Michl3545> lol
#5892 [23:29] <Michl3545> as I said, his router is on crack
#5893 [23:29] <Michl3545> silly people, you have to PONG
#5894 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> This network likes to d/c people
#5895 [23:30] <Michl3545> molino21: did it work?
#5896 [23:30] <Michl3545> GreyVulpine: have you ever irced via telnet?
#5897 [23:32] <Michl3545> it is like a constant game of ping pong
#5898 [23:32] <Michl3545> the network will ping you, and you have to pong it back
#5899 [23:32] <Michl3545> if you miss a ping, you get kicked
#5900 [23:33] <molino21> hang on
#5901 [23:33] <Michl3545> and you have to use the PRIVMSG command for everything!
#5902 [23:33] <Michl3545> ...really makes you appreciate your client
#5903 [23:34] <Michl3545> without this link http://mibbit.com/#minecrafthelp@irc.esper.net this channel would be empty
#5904 [23:34] <Michl3545> </monolouge>
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#5906 [23:35] <molino21> kk im here again wat was tht last thing u said rite wen i left
#5907 [23:36] <Michl3545> did it work?
#5908 [23:37] <Michl3545> molino21: I told you to read this, specifically the last post: http://forum.portforward.com/YaBB.cgi?num=1286236598
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#5911 [23:39] <molino211> everytime i save changes i lose my internet connection
#5912 [23:39] <Michl3545> molino211: that is because your router resets
#5913 [23:39] <Michl3545> molino211: did it work?
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#5916 [23:40] <molino211> i dnt know because it resets before it save getting rid of blanks
#5917 [23:40] <Michl3545> were there blanks there?
#5918 [23:40] <mib_vj6yin> it says that i dont have "openGL" how can i download it?
#5919 [23:41] <Michl3545> mib_vj6yin: update your video card driver
#5920 [23:41] <molino211> hang on i think ik wat 2 do
#5921 [23:41] <mib_vj6yin> how do u do that?
#5922 [23:41] <mib_vj6yin> update i mean
#5923 [23:41] <Michl3545> ??> mib_vj6yin dxdiag
#5924 [23:41] <mib_vj6yin> what>
#5925 [23:41] <Michl3545> ??> mib_vj6yin win/dxdiag
#5926 [23:41] <VoxelHead> mib_vj6yin: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5927 [23:41] <VoxelHead> mib_vj6yin: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5928 [23:42] <mib_vj6yin> win key?
#5929 [23:42] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/key
#5930 [23:42] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#5931 [23:42] <Michl3545> mib_vj6yin: are you using windows?
#5932 [23:42] <mib_vj6yin> yes
#5933 [23:43] <Michl3545> then that info was for you
#5934 [23:43] <mib_vj6yin> k
#5935 [23:44] <mib_vj6yin> irc channel?
#5936 [23:44] <xales> This.
#5937 [23:44] <GreyVulpine> this chat room
#5938 [23:44] <mib_vj6yin> k
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#5940 [23:46] <mib_vj6yin> http://pastebin.com/6YwavmAL is this it?
#5941 [23:46] <Michl3545> yes
#5942 [23:46] <mib_vj6yin> now what
#5943 [23:47] <mib_vj6yin> hello?
#5944 [23:47] <Michl3545> thats new
#5945 [23:47] <mib_vj6yin> what is new
#5946 [23:47] <mib_vj6yin> hello?
#5947 [23:48] <Michl3545> GreyVulpine: what does that mean, he has no card name!
#5948 [23:48] <mib_vj6yin> is my pc messed up?
#5949 [23:48] <Michl3545> is it a netbook?
#5950 [23:48] <mib_vj6yin> no its a dell pc
#5951 [23:48] <Michl3545> huh
#5952 [23:48] <mib_vj6yin> what???
#5953 [23:49] <Michl3545> xales: you on?
#5954 [23:49] <xales> maybe
#5955 [23:49] <Michl3545> look: http://pastebin.com/6YwavmAL
#5956 [23:49] <xales> oh
#5957 [23:49] <Michl3545> that is new to me
#5958 [23:49] <mib_vj6yin> what happened?!?!?!
#5959 [23:49] <xales> it usually means the card is so old that there isn't a driver that exists for a modern OS which supports it, or, somehow, it got uninstalled
#5960 [23:49] <xales> in which case you should install it from the manufacturer's site
#5961 [23:50] <xales> in this case, Dell. The computer is a DM051
#5962 [23:50] <mib_vj6yin> whats that site
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#5964 [23:50] <mib_vj6yin> what site??
#5965 [23:50] <Michl3545> ?? gpu/update
#5966 [23:50] <VoxelHead> gpu/update: You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#5967 [23:51] <mib_vj6yin> do i even have it on my pc?
#5968 [23:51] <Michl3545> try this http://support.us.dell.com/support/downloads/download.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=gen&releaseid=R140774&formatcnt=1&libid=0&fileid=187876
#5969 [23:51] <mib_vj6yin> k
#5970 [23:52] <mib_vj6yin> still loading
#5971 [23:53] <Michl3545> I haven't used this tool before, but i'm sure you can figure it out
#5972 [23:53] <mib_vj6yin> its not working
#5973 [23:54] <mib_vj6yin> my pc is so slow
#5974 [23:54] <Michl3545> is it old?
#5975 [23:54] <mib_vj6yin> like 2003 i think
#5976 [23:54] <Michl3545> huh
#5977 [23:55] <Michl3545> what type of dell
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#5980 [23:55] <ChrisGilDCTR> I need help majorly
#5981 [23:55] <mib_vj6yin> idk
#5982 [23:55] <mib_vj6yin> im first
#5983 [23:56] <Michl3545> mib_vj6yin: well, i can't help you. I would google 'update dell drivers' and see what you can find
#5984 [23:56] <mib_vj6yin> wait
#5985 [23:56] <mib_vj6yin> dimension e510
#5986 [23:56] <mib_vj6yin> thats the model
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#5988 [23:56] <Michl3545> mib_vj6yin: if i knew what type of video card you had, i could point you to the right link, only your PC doesn't even know
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#5990 [23:57] <Michl3545> windows XP?
#5991 [23:57] <mib_vj6yin> yes
#5992 [23:57] <mib_vj6yin> can u help me?
#5993 [23:58] <Michl3545> http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?os=WW1&catid=6&dateid=-1&impid=-1&osl=EN&typeid=-1&formatid=-1&servicetag=&SystemID=DIMENSION+5150%2FE510&hidos=WW1&hidlang=en&TabIndex=&scanSupported=False&scanConsent=False
#5994 [23:58] <Michl3545> you still need to know what type of card yo uhave though
#5995 [23:58] <mib_vj6yin> k
#5996 [23:59] <Michl3545> ChrisGilDCTR: thank you for waiting, I havent forgotten about you. Someone will help you shortly
#5997 [23:59] <Michl3545> mib_vj6yin: once you find that you just pick the right driver off that page
#5998 [23:59] <ChrisGilDCTR> Thank you
#5999 [23:59] <Michl3545> ok then
#6000 [23:59] <mib_vj6yin> i cant find the one i need which one is it