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#4 [00:03] <slyfoxhound> hey anyone there?
#5 [00:03] <xolotl> 168 people are here
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#7 [00:03] <frogmella> need help
#8 [00:04] <slyfoxhound> does anyone know what it means when it says windows virtual memory too low, it always pops up when i play mc
#9 [00:04] <frogmella> i have a error on my screen
#10 [00:04] <Wug> slyfoxhound: you need more ram
#11 [00:04] <xolotl> slyfoxhound: How much RAM do you have?
#12 [00:04] <frogmella> it says do you want to update?
#13 [00:04] <slyfoxhound> 1.8
#14 [00:04] <xolotl> slyfoxhound: 1.8GB?
#15 [00:04] <slyfoxhound> i think so
#16 [00:05] <xolotl> slyfoxhound: Just to be sure...
#17 [00:05] <frogmella> i press yes or not now and it gets stuck
#18 [00:05] <xolotl> ??> slyfoxhound win/dxdiag
#19 [00:05] <VoxelHead> slyfoxhound: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#20 [00:05] <VoxelHead> slyfoxhound: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#21 [00:05] <Wug> ??> frogmella forceupdate
#22 [00:05] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#23 [00:05] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#24 [00:06] <slyfoxhound> http://pastebin.com/epz4KUkg
#25 [00:06] <slyfoxhound> there you go /\
#26 [00:06] <xolotl> slyfoxhound: k, thanks
#27 [00:06] <xolotl> slyfoxhound: Probably you just need to close out other applications before using Minecraft
#28 [00:07] <Wug> you could increase your ... nevermind
#29 [00:07] <Wug> thats a bad idea
#30 [00:07] <slyfoxhound> like just close the internet and stuff?
#31 [00:07] <Wug> yeah. do that
#32 [00:07] <slyfoxhound> ok
#33 [00:07] <slyfoxhound> thanks byby
#34 [00:08] <Wug> I was going to say 'increase your pagefile size'
#35 [00:08] <Wug> but I didnt want to be here all night
#36 [00:08] <xolotl> heh
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#38 [00:09] <frogmella> i dont get the option page
#39 [00:09] <frogmella> options
#40 [00:11] <frogmella> im stuck
#41 [00:13] <Wug> frogmella: the options button is right above the login button
#42 [00:14] <frogmella> i dont see it on my page
#43 [00:14] <xolotl> frogmella: How long ago did you buy Minecraft? It's possible you've got the really-old launcher
#44 [00:15] <xolotl> (though I'm not sure if that one still auths properly)
#45 [00:15] <frogmella> i just did an update to java
#46 [00:15] <Wug> its prompting him to update, he doesnt
#47 [00:15] <xolotl> Wug: Oh, right.
#48 [00:15] <Wug> he's just ... blind
#49 [00:15] <xolotl> heh
#50 [00:15] <Wug> or something
#51 [00:15] <frogmella> i just purchased the game 4 days ago
#52 [00:16] <Wug> frogmella: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/Screenshot-2.png
#53 [00:16] <Wug> can you believe I've had to use that screenshot twice
#54 [00:16] <Wug> its right above the login button
#55 [00:16] <Wug> how can you possibly miss it
#56 [00:16] * Wug rant rant rant
#56 [00:18] <Wug> frogmella: have you found it yet
#57 [00:18] <Wug> xolotl, old launcher still works. we occasionally get people who are somehow unaware of the new launcher's existence
#58 [00:18] <frogmella> not yet
#59 [00:18] <Wug> I have a backup copy of it somewhere
#60 [00:19] <Smuglord> my MC keeps randomly cutting to a black screen
#61 [00:19] <Smuglord> what do?
#62 [00:19] <frogmella> is there a link for this page?
#63 [00:19] <Wug> what do you mean 'this page'
#64 [00:19] <Wug> smuglord: mods?
#65 [00:19] <frogmella> how do i get the launcher?
#66 [00:19] <Smuglord> only DLed optifix or something
#67 [00:19] <Wug> you have it
#68 [00:20] <Wug> frogmella: look at this picture: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/Screenshot-2.png
#69 [00:20] <xolotl> Wug: Yeah, I've got backups of nearly every version of everything I've ever had, Minecraftwise. :)
#70 [00:20] <Wug> I started backing up the launcher at like 1.5
#71 [00:20] <xolotl> Smuglord: uninstall that stuff, then
#72 [00:20] <xolotl> ??> Smuglord win/reinst
#73 [00:20] <VoxelHead> Smuglord: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#74 [00:20] <VoxelHead> Smuglord: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#75 [00:20] <Wug> use forceupdate, its faster and eaier
#76 [00:21] <Wug> and platform independant
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#78 [00:21] <xolotl> Yeah, 'spose I should get used to sending that one instead
#79 [00:21] * xolotl passes a few gold stars to Wug
#79 [00:21] <Smuglord> how do i forceupdate/
#80 [00:21] <Wug> OH DEAR NOT THIS AGAIN
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#82 [00:21] <Wug> ?? forceupdate
#83 [00:21] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#84 [00:21] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#85 [00:21] <Smuglord> ah
#86 [00:22] <Wug> win/reinst is really meant to fix a few issues with bad texture packs that force updating doesnt fix
#87 [00:22] <Smuglord> theres no force update button
#88 [00:22] <Wug> yes there is. do the instructions in order
#89 [00:22] <frogmella> ok found it ... but
#90 [00:22] <Smuglord> i started MC and went to options
#91 [00:23] <Smuglord> no force update button
#92 [00:23] <frogmella> i press force update and then done
#93 [00:23] <Wug> please please please dont make me take a screenshot of the messagebox that has only 2 buttons
#94 [00:23] <Smuglord> ...
#95 [00:23] <Smuglord> plz?
#96 [00:23] <Wug> if I do, I will make it the most demeaning animated gif icon ever
#97 [00:23] <Wug> it will pretty much say OMG CLICK HERE YOU NOOB ARE YOU BLIND!!!!1
#98 [00:24] <Smuglord> ok
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#100 [00:24] <Wug> in GIANT FLASHING NEON LETTERS
#101 [00:24] <xolotl> Smuglord: Note that when it says "start Minecraft" it's talking about the launcher. Use the "Options" button on the *launcher*, not once Minecraft is already logged-into
#102 [00:24] <Wug> zoomed in to 15000%
#103 [00:24] <Smuglord> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
#104 [00:24] <xolotl> heh
#105 [00:24] <Wug> >do the instructions in order
#106 [00:24] <xolotl> VoxelHead: well done
#107 [00:24] * Wug attacks VoxelHead
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#108 [00:25] <xolotl> Wug: I can see someone thinking that "start minecraft" includes logging in
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#110 [00:25] <frogmella> after i logged in i was sent to a page that reads updating minecraft downloading packages
#111 [00:25] <xolotl> Wug: They're just suffering from didn't-read-it-all-the-way-through syndrome
#112 [00:25] <genshou> what the o_O
#113 [00:25] <frogmella> but is stuck there the green doesn't move
#114 [00:25] <genshou> did someone pop in here with a ridiculously large nick?
#115 [00:25] <Wug> genshou: yes.
#116 [00:25] <Wug> I almost kicked them on join
#117 [00:25] <genshou> :x
#118 [00:26] * genshou slides the auto-adjusting bar back to a reasonable position.
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#119 [00:26] <Wug> and then they said something. MFW:
#120 [00:26] <Wug> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#121 [00:26] <Wug> stfu vox
#122 [00:26] <mib_1rrlg0> i am getting black screen what can i do
#123 [00:26] <genshou> Anyway, hi :3
#124 [00:26] <mib_1rrlg0> hi
#125 [00:26] * xolotl lords his no-auto-adjusting-bars CLI IRC client over you poor GUI suckers
#125 [00:27] * Wug drags his bar back
#125 [00:27] <genshou> Yeah, a couple of clicks isn't so bad :3
#126 [00:27] <Wug> and all was well in wugland.
#127 [00:27] <xolotl> The only bars I need are my xterm borders!
#128 [00:28] <genshou> The only bars I need are ones with good booze
#129 [00:30] <frogmella> help please
#130 [00:31] <xolotl> frogmella: If you have any internet security software installed, try temporarily disabling it
#131 [00:31] <frogmella> i tried the launcher... ive pressed force update then logged in.. sent me to the page that reads update available i press yes
#132 [00:31] <xolotl> frogmella: Perhaps it's preventing Minecraft from accessing the internet
#133 [00:31] <frogmella> and then the green line does not move
#134 [00:31] <xolotl> (though if that were the case it probably wouldn't be able to know that there are updates, either, but whatevs)
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#136 [00:33] <herro> is it a bad thing that my computer smells of burning plastic and feels like its about to catch on fire when i play minecraft?
#137 [00:33] <Smuglord> not that i know of
#138 [00:33] <herro> lol
#139 [00:34] <Smuglord> but if you think its bad, delete system 32
#140 [00:34] * mib_db7erh [mib_db7erh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#141 [00:34] <mib_db7erh> Can someone help me?
#142 [00:34] <herro> !paid notch
#143 [00:34] * AuBot kicked herro from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
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#145 [00:35] <Wug> lol
#146 [00:35] <mib_gztjbr> what
#147 [00:35] <mib_gztjbr> some type !paid notch
#148 [00:35] <mib_db7erh> My minecraft keeps shuting down without warning? What's wrong?
#149 [00:35] <Wug> ... must resist urge TO BREAK BOT
#150 [00:36] <mib_gztjbr> type "!paid notch" in chat for help
#151 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_gztjbr
#152 [00:36] <mib_gztjbr> jk
#153 [00:36] <mib_db7erh> I need help!
#154 [00:36] <mib_gztjbr> then type "!paid notch"
#155 [00:36] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_gztjbr
#156 [00:36] * GreyBot kicked mib_gztjbr from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:703>)
#157 [00:37] <Wug> !paid notch test
#158 [00:37] <Wug> :(
#159 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_db7erh - With?
#160 [00:37] <mib_db7erh> I posted it
#161 [00:37] <mib_db7erh> ^^^^^6
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#163 [00:37] <Wug> where?
#164 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> When does it crash?
#165 [00:37] <Wug> my magic internet senses can't see your forum post until you post a link
#166 [00:38] <mib_db7erh> 23:35 mib_db7erh My minecraft keeps shuting down without warning? What's wrong?
#167 [00:38] <Wug> except wait
#168 [00:38] <Wug> aha.
#169 [00:38] <GreyVulpine> When does it shut down?
#170 [00:38] <Wug> do you have mods installed
#171 [00:38] <mib_db7erh> randomly ingame
#172 [00:38] <mib_db7erh> mods?
#173 [00:38] <Wug> grey, care to test something? I promise I won't steal your login.
#174 [00:39] <GreyVulpine> Busy right now
#175 [00:39] <Wug> Kealper: you busy
#176 [00:39] <Kealper> Wug: sorta, why?
#177 [00:40] <mib_db7erh> any idea why this is happening?
#178 [00:40] <genshou> GreyBot has a kill counter \o/
#179 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Any error reports mib_db7erh?
#180 [00:40] <mib_db7erh> nope
#181 [00:41] <mib_db7erh> its as if i hit the [x]
#182 [00:41] <genshou> mib_db7erh, so not when you start the client, but after you load worlds and such?
#183 [00:41] <GreyVulpine> You're sure there's no text files created, named hs_err_pid, when minecraft closes on you?
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#185 [00:42] <mib_db7erh> Yeah, like when im in the middle of doing random things like mining, talking... it's getting old...
#186 [00:42] <mib_db7erh> yep nothing shows
#187 [00:43] <DEXX> hello, is there a way your IP Server address is displayed publicly on a website of some kind? I have a private server for me and my girlfriend and some guy logged in on the 18thh (checked logs) and basicly destroyed alot of our big buildings and bridge :(
#188 [00:43] <GreyVulpine> DEXX - For beta, no.
#189 [00:44] <DEXX> is there a way i can make it on either the ban ip list or banmembers list to keep EVERYONE but me and my girlfriend out?
#190 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Enable the whitelist in server.properties
#191 [00:44] <DEXX> the guys pretty much ran sacked our city pretty devistating
#192 [00:44] <DEXX> What will that do?
#193 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Add your name, and your girlfriend's name into the white-list.txt file
#194 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Only people on the whitelist can join
#195 [00:44] <DEXX> Can i report the person who did it?
#196 [00:44] <DEXX> i found him in the logs
#197 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Nothing you can do about that there
#198 [00:45] <DEXX> one more thing, when i want to backup the server what files do i need? the whole thing? or specificly which ones?
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#200 [00:45] <mib_db7erh> So how do i fix this situation?
#201 [00:46] <wikkit> anyne on|?
#202 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_db7erh - Could you please do this: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#203 [00:46] <wikkit> wow fail typing :p
#204 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_db7erh - Once minecraft crashes again, it'll pop up errors in the command prompt. Copy it to pastebin and share the link with us once it does
#205 [00:47] <DEXX> does the minecraft community have some sort of Profile viewing?
#206 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> No
#207 [00:47] <mib_db7erh> im not on a lenux
#208 [00:48] <genshou> DEXX, back up the 'world' folder
#209 [00:48] <DEXX> Grey thank you very much you were a big help, goodnite.
#210 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_db7erh - Don't need to be on linux to launch it
#211 [00:48] <mib_db7erh> Linux*
#212 [00:48] <DEXX> Gens, thanks alot! just the world folder and thats it?
#213 [00:48] <genshou> I think so
#214 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes.
#215 [00:48] <genshou> yeah
#216 [00:49] <wikkit> any advice
#217 [00:49] <xolotl> ha! I am so happy that AuBot kicks for "!paid notch"
#218 [00:51] <wikkit> i keep attemting to try out the game on the free multiplyer servers but it keeps on saying that their was a problem that the server is probably down. any advice?
#219 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Then either the server's down, or you have some sort of security software blocking connections from java.
#220 [00:53] <wikkit> thank you.
#221 [00:54] <mib_db7erh> ok so i ran it now what?
#222 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Play minecraft until it crashes, leave the command prompt window open
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#224 [00:56] <sk245> yo
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#226 [00:59] <Lykas> could I get some help? I keep getting this error message when I try to run the old minecraft: org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#227 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Lykas - Update your video card's drivers
#228 [01:06] <mib_db7erh> ok it shut down
#229 [01:08] <mib_db7erh> what now?
#230 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> Look at the command prompt, do you see any errors?
#231 [01:09] <mib_db7erh> no
#232 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Does it say anything at all?
#233 [01:10] <mib_db7erh> nope let me try again
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#237 [01:22] <mib_db7erh> still no errors found yet it still shuts down\
#238 [01:23] <Guest16576> hellooo
#239 [01:23] <Guest16576> anyone here?
#240 [01:24] * lkjlkjlkjlkj [lkjlkjlkjlkj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#241 [01:24] <Guest16576> can someone please help me
#242 [01:24] <lkjlkjlkjlkj> That depends on what you need help with.
#243 [01:24] <Guest16576> haha alright
#244 [01:25] <agent_orange> Damn it's been years since I've been on irc
#245 [01:25] <Guest16576> k so
#246 [01:25] <agent_orange> Surprised I remembered how to do that
#247 [01:25] <Guest16576> long story short
#248 [01:25] <agent_orange> Yes...?
#249 [01:25] <Guest16576> i deleted my . minecraft folder looking to just download it fresh
#250 [01:25] <agent_orange> Just go to the minecraft website I would imagine
#251 [01:25] <Guest16576> now i'm getting a login failed notdownloaded) error
#252 [01:26] <Guest16576> i have tried literally everything i can find online
#253 [01:27] <agent_orange> Have you just downloaded it again, or do you need to keep your original progress?
#254 [01:27] * mib_da1i5h [mib_da1i5h@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#255 [01:27] <Guest16576> i downloaded it again yes, and i dont care about any other saves
#256 [01:27] <Guest16576> when i run the launcher the .minecraft folder is empty
#257 [01:27] <agent_orange> beats me. Perhaps you need to uninstall the original first and then try downloading and installing again
#258 [01:28] <agent_orange> Sorry mate, I have no idea
#259 [01:28] <Guest16576> there is nothing to uninstall is there?
#260 [01:28] <agent_orange> Perhaps someone can give you a copy of their folder that you can copy/paste which may help
#261 [01:28] <Guest16576> tried that already haha
#262 [01:28] <agent_orange> I don't have one though. Haven't got the game.
#263 [01:28] <mib_da1i5h> my labtop is a windows. just downloaded the beta. when i go to run singleplayer it says its downloading packages but the bar stays in the same spot
#264 [01:28] <Guest16576> alright thanks though
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#266 [01:30] <mib_db7erh> ok so if no errors pop up then what is going on with my dang minecraft!
#267 [01:30] <mib_da1i5h> it just wont laod it just is stuck on the downlading packages page....HELP
#268 [01:32] <mib_db7erh> Grey are you still here :(?
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#270 [01:35] <mib_db7erh> OMG
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#274 [01:50] <Sqozza> ;-;
#275 [01:50] <Adavalion> So
#276 [01:50] <Adavalion> anyone here lol?
#277 [01:51] <Adavalion> i need help running minecraft in Java on ubuntu 10.04
#278 [01:51] <Adavalion> hello???
#279 [01:57] <|_ocke2> test
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#281 [02:02] <Xilee12> Okay heloo can anyone see this
#282 [02:02] <Xilee12> ?
#283 [02:02] <Xilee12> Im new
#284 [02:04] * mib_q9hl69 [mib_q9hl69@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#285 [02:04] <Xilee12> if you can see thius i need help
#286 [02:04] <mib_q9hl69> ditto
#287 [02:05] <Xilee12> yeah
#288 [02:05] <Xilee12> how the hell
#289 [02:05] <Xilee12> do i start the game
#290 [02:05] <Xilee12> im new to minecraft
#291 [02:05] <mib_q9hl69> how do i accelarate pixels
#292 [02:05] <Xilee12> do i have to buy the game or can i just
#293 [02:05] <Xilee12> play it
#294 [02:06] <Wug> you can play classic for free, you must purchase beta
#295 [02:06] <Xilee12> because i want to do something like shadow of israphel
#296 [02:06] <Xilee12> oh
#297 [02:06] <Xilee12> thxc
#298 [02:06] <Xilee12> thx*
#299 [02:06] <mib_q9hl69> how do i accelarate pixels
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#301 [02:07] <Xilee12> but when i start the game how do i get the shawdow of israphel thing because i want to do the same as xephel
#302 [02:07] <Xilee12> is it the first thing in the game
#303 [02:08] <Xilee12> because its all rather confusing
#304 [02:08] <Xilee12> and im talking about after i purchase the game if your wiondering
#305 [02:09] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/156381-help-shadow-of-israphel/
#306 [02:09] <GreyVulpine> All multiplayer.
#307 [02:09] <Xilee12> kk
#308 [02:09] <Xilee12> thx for the help
#309 [02:17] * im-a-noob [im-a-noob@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#310 [02:18] <im-a-noob> im a noob
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#312 [02:19] <im-a-noob> HELLO
#313 [02:19] <im-a-noob> BYBY
#314 [02:19] <im-a-noob> HELLO
#315 [02:19] <JohnEBH> !kick im-a-noob Bye!
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#317 [02:19] <JohnEBH> What way to welcome someone >.>"
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#320 [02:20] <ferminter> how i get better fps
#321 [02:21] <ferminter> ?
#322 [02:22] <GreyVulpine> Lower video settings in minecraft, get a better video card, buy a new computer.
#323 [02:22] <ferminter> is anyone there?!
#324 [02:22] <ferminter> ok
#325 [02:22] <ferminter> cuz i can totaly do that byby now
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#327 [02:24] <Astrella> hi, i have a problem, when i click my minecraft.exe nothing happens o.O and in the webbrowser if i want to start it there it just gives me a black window, i usually have the newest java :/
#328 [02:25] * mib_x6k1dn [mib_x6k1dn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#329 [02:26] <mib_x6k1dn> hello
#330 [02:26] <GreyVulpine> Astrella - How much RAM do you have on the system?
#331 [02:26] <mib_x6k1dn> um can any one help me it keeps saying failed to load minecraft??
#332 [02:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_x6k1dn - What's the entire eror?
#333 [02:27] <mib_x6k1dn> well im not entirely sure though
#334 [02:28] <mib_x6k1dn> do i need to update my cpu or something
#335 [02:29] <GreyVulpine> Without knowing the exact error you get, I don't know where to begin to start helping.
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#337 [02:32] <mib_x6k1dn> um ok well ive just registered and i go to the free version and yea it just says pixel format not accelerated
#338 [02:32] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, You need to update you're video drivers
#339 [02:33] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Would you happen to know what GPU card you're running?
#340 [02:33] <mib_x6k1dn> how do i do that do you know
#341 [02:33] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_x6k1dn win/dxdiag
#342 [02:33] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#343 [02:33] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#344 [02:33] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Follow those step please ^^
#345 [02:34] <mib_x6k1dn> im only a kid to complicated ill try ty
#346 [02:35] <mib_x6k1dn> ok once ive read all of that im just confused though when my friend comes ill see if he knows
#347 [02:38] <mib_x6k1dn> by the way wats the win thingy
#348 [02:39] <mib_x6k1dn> win+r
#349 [02:39] <Astrella> ok well i figured it out sorry for not replying >.>
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#352 [02:40] <mib_x6k1dn> so CONFUSED :-(
#353 [02:41] <MtJoy> umm I just got Minecraft and yeah, its not working
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#355 [02:41] <mib_x6k1dn> same here
#356 [02:41] <mib_x6k1dn> mine aint working aswell
#357 [02:41] <MtJoy> it has done the initial update and as the load bar is about to finish it black screens
#358 [02:41] <mib_x6k1dn> does it say failed to load and stuff
#359 [02:42] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - First two things to try, uninstall and reinstall java from java.com, and update your video drivers
#360 [02:42] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Look at your keyboard, see the windows key and the rkey? Hold them down
#361 [02:42] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, You'll find out that it opens up the Run Windows
#362 [02:42] <MtJoy> when I open it uo in the browser, the load bar is right near the end and it says "load complete" or something like that but is just frozen
#363 [02:42] <GreyVulpine> Ah.
#364 [02:42] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - What operating system are you on?
#365 [02:42] <mib_x6k1dn> it says any chat connection will close your trying to get rid of me
#366 [02:42] <MtJoy> Windows 7
#367 [02:43] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
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#369 [02:43] <MtJoy> yeah I have done that
#370 [02:43] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Find the ".minecraft" folder. Delete everything inside except for "saves", if there is any
#371 [02:43] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, That is ridiculous... Windows + r opens up the Run window.
#372 [02:43] <MtJoy> deleted the mincecraft file and re-tried
#373 [02:43] <MtJoy> and the same thing happened again when I retried
#374 [02:44] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Did you download the launcher from minecraft.net?
#375 [02:44] <mib_x6k1dn> oh yea it didnt last time
#376 [02:44] <mib_x6k1dn> now what
#377 [02:44] <MtJoy> yep
#378 [02:44] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, I don't know where you're getting this "Chat connection will close" message but, I can tell you that it is not because Windows + R
#379 [02:44] <MtJoy> both the .exe files
#380 [02:44] <MtJoy> both dont workj
#381 [02:44] <JohnEBH> ??>> mib_x6k1dn win/dxdiag
#382 [02:44] <mib_x6k1dn> ok its opened up now what
#383 [02:44] <MtJoy> I have only just got the game today too
#384 [02:44] <mib_x6k1dn> kk
#385 [02:44] <JohnEBH> You have the intructions pmed to you mib_x6k1dn
#386 [02:44] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Just follow them
#387 [02:44] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Strange. Could you look inside the .minecraft folder, what is in it?
#388 [02:45] <Jet_bunny> Minecraft.net and minecraftforum.net don't work on my laptop, because of this I can't reach the servers which means I can't play online. This has been happening for about 5 months and hasn't fixed itself. I can access the sights on my iPod which is on the same network. Can anybody help?
#389 [02:45] <MtJoy> there is a "bin" folder and a "lastlogin" file
#390 [02:46] <mib_x6k1dn> ill be back laterz
#391 [02:46] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - are you running any security software?
#392 [02:46] <GreyVulpine> Jet_bunny - Have you ever pirated minecraft on that computer?
#393 [02:46] <MtJoy> just windows defender
#394 [02:46] <MtJoy> and its not giving me any pop ups
#395 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Try updating your video drivers, and try again
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#397 [02:49] <jet_bunny> is there anyone here who could help me with a problem?
#398 [02:49] <GreyVulpine> Jet_bunny - Have you ever pirated minecraft on that computer?
#399 [02:49] <MtJoy> WELL I WILL GIVE THAT A TRY JUST GIV ME A SEC
#400 [02:49] <jet_bunny> nope
#401 [02:49] <MtJoy> soz about the caps
#402 [02:50] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - You're absolutely sure? If I told you to go to a file and look at it, I wouldn't see minecraft in a certain place?
#403 [02:50] <jet_bunny> sorry my internet crashed so i had to relog. what file did you tell me to look at?
#404 [02:50] <GreyVulpine> On Windows, yes?
#405 [02:51] <jet_bunny> yes
#406 [02:52] <GreyVulpine> Please go to your C: drive, go to your windows folder, then system32, drivers, and finally, etc
#407 [02:52] <GreyVulpine> Do you see a file named "hosts"?
#408 [02:53] <mib_x6k1dn> back and confused >.<
#409 [02:53] <jet_bunny> no
#410 [02:53] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Which part are you at?
#411 [02:53] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - You don't see a "hosts" file in C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc?
#412 [02:54] <jet_bunny> oh yep i found it
#413 [02:54] <mib_x6k1dn> um well i typed it in and it says windows cant find it and chek spelling
#414 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Please try renaming the file to hosts.bak
#415 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> Then try minecraft again
#416 [02:54] <mib_x6k1dn> who me
#417 [02:55] <jet_bunny> oh ok.
#418 [02:55] <jet_bunny> i will try
#419 [02:55] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Errr, all you have to type in run is dxdiag
#420 [02:55] <mib_x6k1dn> ok k could of just said it
#421 [02:55] <jet_bunny> thank you! it worked!
#422 [02:55] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, I'm sorry but telling you all the instructions my self would bring great pain to my fingers, I find that voxel'
#423 [02:55] <mib_x6k1dn> now what
#424 [02:56] <jet_bunny> do you know what caused that problem?
#425 [02:56] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - 99% of the time, pirating minecraft
#426 [02:56] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, provides good enough instructions that can be undestood by anyone...
#427 [02:56] <mib_x6k1dn> any one meaning a 12 yr old
#428 [02:56] <jet_bunny> but i have never done that? it happend a few months after i bought the game
#429 [02:56] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, So can you go back and read over the instructions carefully?
#430 [02:56] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - If you open up the hosts.bak file, you'll notice entries for minecraft.net and minecraftforums.net
#431 [02:56] <mib_x6k1dn> uh ok
#432 [02:56] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Yes even a 12 year old. As long as you READ.
#433 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Then perhaps somebody else did, when they used your computer
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#435 [02:57] <jet_bunny> not that i know of?
#436 [02:57] <mib_x6k1dn> ive read it and nothing comes to me
#437 [02:57] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Well, it works now, so don't worry about it
#438 [02:58] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_x6k1dn win/dxdiag
#439 [02:58] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#440 [02:58] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#441 [02:58] <jet_bunny> Thankyou so much
#442 [02:58] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - It's just been our experience that people that pirate minecraft, experience that problem
#443 [02:58] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, So you're on dxdiag as we speak yes?
#444 [02:58] <jet_bunny> oh ok i opend up the file using noatpad++ how will i be able to see if it has been pirated? or cant i?
#445 [02:58] <mib_x6k1dn> ok i have saved it
#446 [02:59] <GreyVulpine> Just open up hosts.bak in notepad, you'll be able to see clearly, entries for minecraft.net and minecraftforums.net
#447 [02:59] <mib_x6k1dn> yes
#448 [02:59] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, So open it and copy everything and paste it to pastebin.
#449 [02:59] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, I'll provide you the link to download you're new drivers for your card
#450 [03:00] <jet_bunny> there are entries for "www.myraid.biz" could that be the problem?
#451 [03:00] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - No. look further down, there will be explicit entries for minecraft.net
#452 [03:01] <jet_bunny> I don't quite know what you mean?
#453 [03:01] <mib_x6k1dn> i have submited it
#454 [03:01] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Is myraid.biz the only thing you see in hosts.bak?
#455 [03:02] <mib_x6k1dn> so now what?
#456 [03:02] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, And did you copy the url to paste here for us to read? As instructed?
#457 [03:02] <jet_bunny> it has a few lines of minecraft.net www.minecraft.net minecraftforum.net www.minecraftforum.net www.myraid.biz myraid.biz with my IP in front of each.
#458 [03:02] <mib_x6k1dn> the note pad thingy
#459 [03:03] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, The link to your submitted paste, we need it to see your paste.
#460 [03:03] <GreyVulpine> Right, that's why you couldn't access any of those sites, jet_bunny.
#461 [03:03] <mib_x6k1dn> ok
#462 [03:03] <mib_x6k1dn> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 7/20/2011, 16:55:51 Machine name: MARG Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 2 (2600.xpsp_sp2_gdr.100216-1441) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: GBT___ System Model: AWRDACPI
#463 [03:03] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Some program, modified the hosts file, so that you coudln't access those sites
#464 [03:04] <mib_x6k1dn> is that it
#465 [03:04] <MtJoy> Ok so updated my video drivers and that fixed the black screen problem, but now its just frozen in the "Updating Minecraft" screen. The load bar is right near the end and it says "Done loading" but its frozen there. What do you sugest now/
#466 [03:04] <jet_bunny> oh ok thankyou for your help. I will be careful from now on :)
#467 [03:04] <GreyVulpine> jet_bunny - Take care.
#468 [03:04] <jet_bunny> You too.
#469 [03:05] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Try deleting the .minecraft folder again, and retry minecraft
#470 [03:05] <mib_x6k1dn> oi i pasted it
#471 [03:05] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Not the contents inside the txt file you just saved, the pastebin link which you just said you've submitted it to...
#472 [03:05] <MtJoy> already did that after I updated my video drivers
#473 [03:05] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Are you even reading the instructions?
#474 [03:05] <mib_x6k1dn> is that dangerous
#475 [03:06] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_x6k1dn win/dxdiag
#476 [03:06] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#477 [03:06] <VoxelHead> mib_x6k1dn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#478 [03:06] <mib_x6k1dn> did paste bin thing now what the next bit confuses me
#479 [03:06] <JohnEBH> Can you read the second message VoxelHead says?
#480 [03:07] <JohnEBH> PLEASE?
#481 [03:07] <MtJoy> ok and now I closed the window and re-tried and we are back at the good old black screen...
#482 [03:07] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, If you're still having trouble "Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel."
#483 [03:08] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - You updated your video drivers from your video card manufacturer's website?
#484 [03:08] <MtJoy> yes
#485 [03:08] <mib_x6k1dn> i dont wanna get hacked or is it a whole different thing
#486 [03:08] <MtJoy> then it seemed to fix the black screen problem
#487 [03:08] <MtJoy> but now its a black screen again
#488 [03:08] <MtJoy> but its still frozen anyway
#489 [03:08] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, If you're not going to follow instruction don't bother asking for help.
#490 [03:09] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Would you really think a help channel would hack you?
#491 [03:09] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Seriously, use common sense.
#492 [03:09] <mib_x6k1dn> ok
#493 [03:09] <mib_x6k1dn> http://pastebin.com/VLhC7PPd
#494 [03:10] <mib_x6k1dn> is it that
#495 [03:10] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Yes, good job
#496 [03:10] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Hmm, and you were able to delete the entire .minecraft folder?
#497 [03:10] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Here is your link for driver downloads - http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_175.19_whql.html
#498 [03:10] <MtJoy> yeah I deleted the whole file
#499 [03:11] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Just download it and install. It may ask you to restart your computer. Yes you'll have to restart if it does ask. Then run minecraft and see how it goes.
#500 [03:11] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - File? or folder?
#501 [03:11] <MtJoy> it redoes all the other updates and installs then as it gets to the end it black screens and freezes
#502 [03:11] <mib_x6k1dn> is it the gforce thing
#503 [03:11] <MtJoy> this is really frustrating, as I just got talked into buying the game
#504 [03:11] <MtJoy> the folder\
#505 [03:11] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, It's as easy as clicking "Download" and then running the installer that you've downloaded.
#506 [03:12] <MtJoy> the whole .minecraft folder
#507 [03:12] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Could you recheck the .minecraft folder. Do you still only have the bin and last login file?
#508 [03:12] * JohnEBH suggests a good JavaRA and a quick reinstall...
#508 [03:12] <mib_x6k1dn> k if i restart I'LL BE BACK
#509 [03:12] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, No problem
#510 [03:12] <mib_x6k1dn> you are a fast typer
#511 [03:13] <MtJoy> yep still those only
#512 [03:13] <JohnEBH> mib_x6k1dn, Thank you.
#513 [03:13] <mib_x6k1dn> np
#514 [03:13] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Yeah, then, I'd suggest trying to uninstall java completely from your system, and reinstall it from java.com
#515 [03:14] <MtJoy> pk well I will give that a shot.
#516 [03:15] <mib_x6k1dn> ok i am restarting
#517 [03:16] <JohnEBH> Does JavaRA require a restart? o.o"
#518 [03:17] <JohnEBH> Cause he MtJoy disconnected...
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#521 [03:21] <MtJoy> ok I re-installed Java and that has not helped at all either
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#523 [03:21] <MtJoy> ...sigh
#524 [03:23] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - I'd recheck your security software, I'm almost positive it's blocking java from downloading those files to your computer
#525 [03:24] <Twisol> Whenever I play Minecraft, after half an hour or so Minecraft suddenly closes out of the blue. Is this a known problem?
#526 [03:24] <MtJoy> but java successfully installs?
#527 [03:24] <Twisol> It's been like this for a long time now
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#529 [03:24] <GreyVulpine> Twisol - Not that common..
#530 [03:25] <GreyVulpine> MtJoy - Yes, but installing java, and letting java itself access the outside, mean two different things to a security package.
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#532 [03:25] <Twisol> GreyVulpine: Hrm. Any known fix?
#533 [03:26] <MtJoy> alright...........
#534 [03:26] <MtJoy> I mean I have a friend who runs the same system as me and also has Windows Defender, and he has no problem with Minecraft......
#535 [03:26] <GreyVulpine> Twisol - Do you get any error reports, any files named hs_err_pid that generates when minecraft closes?
#536 [03:27] <Twisol> GreyVulpine: No to the first, and where would I look for hs_err_pid? Not seeing anything in .minecraft.
#537 [03:28] <GreyVulpine> Twisol - If it generated any, it would be in the same folder as your launcher.
#538 [03:28] <Twisol> No hs_err_pid in sight
#539 [03:31] <GreyVulpine> Twisol - Then, I don't really know where to start.
#540 [03:31] <Twisol> Hmm. :/
#541 [03:31] <Twisol> It seems to happen randomly, too
#542 [03:34] <MtJoy> well i turned off my security softwaer and that didnt help either.
#543 [03:34] * mib_4f3lge [mib_4f3lge@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#544 [03:35] <mib_4f3lge> hey i camt mine iron ore on minecraft it does it for a second then crashes i use a cobblestone pikaxe
#545 [03:36] <MtJoy> like I can understand if u cant help but would there be anything else u can think of? Im just really frustrated, I hate paying for something and then it not working, makes me feel robbed as im sure u can understand
#546 [03:39] <mib_4f3lge> hey i camt mine iron ore on minecraft it does it for a second then crashes i use a cobblestone pikaxe any help?
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#548 [03:46] <montezuma> i need help
#549 [03:49] <JohnEBH> montezuma, Ask away
#550 [03:49] <mib_4f3lge> can any1 hear me
#551 [03:50] <JohnEBH> mib_4f3lge, no one is answering you because we all probably have no clue how such a thing could happen...
#552 [03:50] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, Teamviewer?
#553 [03:51] <JohnEBH> ??> MtJoy Teamviewer
#554 [03:51] <VoxelHead> MtJoy: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#555 [03:51] <VoxelHead> MtJoy: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#556 [03:51] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, It's the last ditch effort to assist you...
#557 [03:52] <Twisol> Ended up just reporting my problem on GetSatisfaction. Here's hoping I find a solution :(
#558 [03:53] <JohnEBH> Twisol, How much ram do you have?
#559 [03:58] <Twisol> JohnEBH: Sorry for the delay. I have 8 gigs of RAM.
#560 [03:58] <Twisol> I'm on Windows 7 64bit if that makes a difference
#561 [03:58] <JohnEBH> Twisol, loool more than enough. And np for the delay.
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#563 [03:58] <JohnEBH> Twisol, Are you using 64bit Java?
#564 [03:59] <Twisol> I don't think so, how do I check?
#565 [03:59] <JohnEBH> Twisol, Control Panel > Uninstall - Look for 2 java's. 1 Should have a 64bit tag to it
#566 [04:00] <Twisol> Looks like I'm using the 32-bit version
#567 [04:00] <JohnEBH> Twisol, If you don't have it, it may solve you problem. Though it'll only be used when using the launcher
#568 [04:01] <Twisol> I'm running from Minecraft.exe
#569 [04:01] <JohnEBH> ??> Twisol getjava
#570 [04:01] <VoxelHead> Twisol: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#571 [04:01] <JohnEBH> Twisol, Go to all Java downloads and download the 64bit offline installer for windows
#572 [04:01] <Twisol> Thanks
#573 [04:01] <JohnEBH> Twisol, Good luck!
#574 [04:02] <Twisol> The odd thing is, there was a time when I didn't have this problem. I guess one of the updates must've done something.
#575 [04:02] <Twisol> Thanks
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#577 [04:05] <SlashLife> Mh. Which direction is north?
#578 [04:05] <SlashLife> -x?
#579 [04:05] <SlashLife> Oh, wait. I have cobbles. :)
#580 [04:08] <JohnEBH> Clouds always head north
#581 [04:08] <JohnEBH> ^.^
#582 [04:08] <JohnEBH> SlashLife, See msg above ^^
#583 [04:08] <SlashLife> JohnEBH: Not too many clouds to see on level 12. x)
#584 [04:09] <JohnEBH> OH... XD
#585 [04:09] <SlashLife> But I have dug out a cavern that is about 200x300 blocks and I totally lose my orientation there.
#586 [04:09] <Twisol> If you had a map you could probably use it to orient yourself
#587 [04:09] <SlashLife> We do have an above ground map, though, so I though it might be nice to actually find out which end of this cave is north. :)
#588 [04:09] <JohnEBH> Zans mini map sure is handy ^.^
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#594 [04:18] <MtJoy> sorry I was trying to do something
#595 [04:18] <MtJoy> umm team viewer?
#596 [04:21] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, Would you still like to try?
#597 [04:21] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, I would mind, despite it being 4:21 in the morning ^.^"
#598 [04:21] <JohnEBH> Wouldn't*
#599 [04:21] <MtJoy> umm yeah Im a bit hesatint as im sure u can understand hahaha
#600 [04:21] <MtJoy> oh shit thats late haha
#601 [04:21] <JohnEBH> Yes I know...
#602 [04:21] <MtJoy> im in Aus so its only 6:30
#603 [04:22] <MtJoy> umm
#604 [04:22] <MtJoy> what will u be doing?
#605 [04:22] <JohnEBH> But I've done this with other users that couldn't fix their problem via irc...
#606 [04:22] <MtJoy> like do u understand the problem?
#607 [04:22] <JohnEBH> checking for Java installation and reinstalling minecraft
#608 [04:22] <MtJoy> ok well
#609 [04:22] <JohnEBH> Yes I've seen your convo with GreyVulpine..
#610 [04:22] <MtJoy> yeah
#611 [04:23] <MtJoy> ok well how do we use this teamviewer?
#612 [04:23] <JohnEBH> ??> MtJoy Teamviewer
#613 [04:23] <VoxelHead> MtJoy: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#614 [04:23] <VoxelHead> MtJoy: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#615 [04:24] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, Once you're running it, pm me your ID and password by using /msg JohnEBH (ID) (Pass)
#616 [04:24] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, Then i will communicate with via teamviewer's integrated chat, if you have any questions about what I'm doing live on your screen, just ask via the chat interface.
#617 [04:25] <JohnEBH> MtJoy, but most of the things I do shouldn't be unfamiliar to you.
#618 [04:26] <MtJoy> are u getting the pm's?
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#620 [04:27] <JohnEBH> Yes I am
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#622 [04:27] <JohnEBH> There should be a new tab in your mibbit if you haven't noticed
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#627 [04:58] <umbridge> hi
#628 [04:58] <umbridge> anyone there?
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#630 [04:59] <charmander> anyone there?
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#632 [05:01] <zenon> just wondering my minecraft launcher said it was downloading an update now it's just stuck on the done loading with the bar nearly full can you please help me :-)
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#635 [05:05] <mib_7uihp3> Your request (#94949) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Please make sure you check out http://www.minecraft.net/support/ 98% of our users solve their issues by using this page. Your request summary is: Karljeune, Jul-20 10:56 (CEST): karl jeune souhaite devenir votre ami sur Windows Live <http://profile.live.com/cid-807a6807
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#646 [05:46] <Avirst3> So, my minecraft isn't allowing me to play I get to log in and it doesn't give me the play off line function, what should I do?
#647 [05:46] <lemon-rev> hm Avirst3 how long has this happend for ?
#648 [05:46] <almostroot> You can just choose single palyer.
#649 [05:46] <almostroot> player*
#650 [05:46] <lemon-rev> im not asking what you can select im asking how long has this happend for ?
#651 [05:47] <Avirst3> well this is a new computer so idk
#652 [05:47] <Avirst3> First time running it on it
#653 [05:48] <almostroot> Did it download files when you logged in?
#654 [05:48] <Avirst3> no
#655 [05:48] <lemon-rev> ok Avirst3 can you check your virus scanner for exclusions on files or if even minecraft the launcher is being blocked
#656 [05:48] <Avirst3> ah
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#663 [06:08] <Valish> andrew can you help me?
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#668 [06:11] <Ironhen95> I cannot login on my Minecraft Client... Help???
#669 [06:12] <b0xxy> its down
#670 [06:12] <b0xxy> dw
#671 [06:12] <Ironhen95> OK... Just w8 and C then :)
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#673 [06:12] <Rapheltron> Hey
#674 [06:13] <b0xxy> its down
#675 [06:13] <Rapheltron> okay...
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#678 [06:18] <gBusy2002> Surely that isn't the real boxxy
#679 [06:19] <b0xxy> yes it is
#680 [06:19] <gBusy2002> Proof? >.>
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#682 [06:21] <raptormouse> hello, is anyone else getting a 'cant connect to minecraft.net' message?
#683 [06:21] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down.
#684 [06:21] <raptormouse> that xplains it, thank you
#685 [06:21] <raptormouse> *explains
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#687 [06:21] <Priceyy> any idea when its going to be back?
#688 [06:21] <Opeth> No sorry.
#689 [06:22] <Opeth> Should be in the next few hours
#690 [06:22] <Priceyy> alright thanks :)
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#692 [06:22] <Cryphonus> Hello, i cant run the game in browser mode im using mozilla firefox, got my java updated. it stucks shortly after loading java doesnt even gives me a chance to see the menu, any ideas?
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#695 [06:23] <jl88> is minecraft temporarily down? it says "can't connect to minecraft.net"
#696 [06:23] <jl88> can someone confirm this?
#697 [06:23] <b0xxy> yes it is
#698 [06:24] <jl88> ahh okay this is planned downtime from notch, or no?
#699 [06:24] <b0xxy> no not planed
#700 [06:24] <b0xxy> mojang are fail
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#702 [06:25] <shofa> hey guys, how do i clear my cache again? i cant log on
#703 [06:25] <Priceyy> minecraft.net is down atm
#704 [06:25] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#705 [06:25] <jl88> judging by the lack of twitter info im guessing they don't know about it yet
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#707 [06:25] <shofa> ah k
#708 [06:26] <shofa> has it been down for a while? i could log in an hour ago... but i couldnt join the server i usually join.
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#710 [06:27] <Priceyy> i think it only just went down , because i logged in fine a few mins ago then when i tried to connect to the MP server it said Account not premium and i couldn't reconnect to minecraft.net after that , but my account is premium so i came here , but if the networks down ill try later
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#712 [06:28] <shofa> yeah... i had a streaming error before... i restarted my pc then i couldnt log on
#713 [06:28] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#714 [06:28] <username> i try logging into minecraft
#715 [06:29] <username> and it says cant connect
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#717 [06:29] <Leitzer> hello
#718 [06:29] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
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#720 [06:30] <Leitzer> so i need to play offline?
#721 [06:30] <i_love_TNT_and_crippers> hello all
#722 [06:30] <Opeth> Yes
#723 [06:30] <Leitzer> ok
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#725 [06:31] <shofa> i need to work on this piston thing... i havent used them yet...
#726 [06:31] <steppenlaeufer> hello
#727 [06:31] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#728 [06:31] <steppenlaeufer> ok :D
#729 [06:31] <gBusy2002> Oh, it is?
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#731 [06:31] <steppenlaeufer> yes
#732 [06:31] <steppenlaeufer> thats why im here
#733 [06:31] <gBusy2002> ~minecraft down
#734 [06:31] <gBusy2002> Join noticing :>
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#736 [06:31] <chuckles_41> i can't connect
#737 [06:31] <i_love_TNT_and_crippers> Prompt please, whether works minecraft, òîåñòü launcher?
#738 [06:31] <Opeth> gBusy2002 = copy the text I was using and just keep saying it.
#739 [06:31] <Opeth> I have to get ready
#740 [06:31] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#741 [06:32] <gBusy2002> Opeth: It sends notices to everyone who joins
#742 [06:32] <Opeth> People still ask
#743 [06:32] <gBusy2002> I guess
#744 [06:32] <Opeth> ah
#745 [06:32] <chuckles_41> it says could not connect to minecraft.net
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#747 [06:32] <Opeth> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#748 [06:32] <gBusy2002> chuckles_41: Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
#749 [06:32] <Opeth> \o/
#750 [06:32] <gBusy2002> Lol
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#752 [06:33] <Opeth> I'm off, getting ready for Iron Maiden gig.
#753 [06:33] <steppenlaeufer> There should be some kind of fallback. so you get at least a message (like work in progress=
#754 [06:33] <chuckles_41> why can't we go offline
#755 [06:33] <steppenlaeufer> So you can tell its not your computers or internet connections fault
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#757 [06:34] <chuckles_41> i am certain its not my computer or my internet
#758 [06:34] <mib_wzvup6> hello
#759 [06:34] <mib_wzvup6> omg is this recent
#760 [06:34] <i_love_TNT_and_crippers> Prompt please, whether works minecraft, òîåñòü launcher?
#761 [06:35] <mib_wzvup6> is something wrong with mine craft? I can neither log in or play offline
#762 [06:35] <gBusy2002> Minecraft.net is down - Should return within the next few hours.
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#764 [06:35] <mib_wzvup6> is that why i cant log in in my client
#765 [06:36] <slimer> oh thats why i cant log on then! its down
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#767 [06:37] <sockmister> why is it down
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#769 [06:38] <sockmister> WTF
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#771 [06:38] <sockmister> why is minecraft.net down any one no
#772 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> I don't know
#773 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> is there anyone who knows why?
#774 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> And when we can play
#775 [06:39] <gBusy2002> Nope
#776 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> I can't even play offline
#777 [06:39] <gBusy2002> Just gonna have to wait
#778 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> why is that :S
#779 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> Can you acknowledge me why i can't play in offline mode?
#780 [06:39] <mib_wzvup6> Is that related to Minecraft.net going down?
#781 [06:40] <sockmister> i need minecraft
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#785 [06:41] <helpplease> i try logging into minecraft
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#787 [06:41] <helpplease> and it says cant connect but my computer and internet is fine
#788 [06:41] <sockmister> what time did it go down
#789 [06:42] <helpplease> i dont know
#790 [06:42] <mermi> same thing happened to me
#791 [06:42] <helpplease> i just came back from overseas
#792 [06:42] <mermi> i reformatted my pc
#793 [06:42] <helpplease> how
#794 [06:42] <helpplease> ?
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#796 [06:42] <i_love_TNT_and_crippers> ðóññêèå åñòü?)
#797 [06:42] <mermi> and it worked then i logged out then it did it again
#798 [06:42] <m0nk> now i could log in
#799 [06:42] <helpplease> oh
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#801 [06:42] <helpplease> well
#802 [06:42] <sockmister> ������� ����
#803 [06:42] <ianhyphen> Is down. Was going up and down since about 10 GMT.
#804 [06:43] <mermi> im glad im not the only one with this problem
#805 [06:43] <helpplease> so the whole of minecraft is down?
#806 [06:43] <sockmister> Yes
#807 [06:43] <sockmister> i think
#808 [06:43] <sockmister> \well
#809 [06:43] <frogonia> oh well that answers the question i came here with
#810 [06:43] <mermi> I dont think it is
#811 [06:43] <ianhyphen> No... looks like just the login scripts.
#812 [06:43] <badbear> i brought the game and i have made a account but is still will not let me get in! after i have brought the game it said i had to wait an hour is this correct?
#813 [06:43] <helpplease> well is there a actual person here?
#814 [06:43] <frogonia> any ideas when it may be back up?
#815 [06:44] <sockmister> //fiix mine craft .net erro no cannamd found
#816 [06:44] <sockmister> DAMIT
#817 [06:44] <sockmister> lolim just borad
#818 [06:44] <mib_wzvup6> yes there is
#819 [06:44] <mib_wzvup6> we are actual persons
#820 [06:44] <mermi> Im not
#821 [06:44] <sockmister> there is NOT
#822 [06:44] <frogonia> he means mods
#823 [06:44] <NeoAg7> Anyone got any idea how long until minecraft is back up and playable online again?
#824 [06:44] <mib_wzvup6> oh
#825 [06:44] <frogonia> people that can help
#826 [06:44] <mermi> Im tofu people
#827 [06:44] <sockmister> m inecraft is...
#828 [06:44] <frogonia> no idea neo
#829 [06:44] <badbear> brought the game and i have made a account but is still will not let me get in! after i have brought the game it said i had to wait an hour is this correct? 20:43 helpplease well is there a actual person here?
#830 [06:45] <mib_wzvup6> Well some guys sad wait a couplke of hours
#831 [06:45] <NeoAg7> Sadface :(
#832 [06:45] <almostroot> ?? payment
#833 [06:45] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#834 [06:45] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#835 [06:45] <ianhyphen> Up for me
#836 [06:45] <frogonia> Badbear... wait an hour... minecraft is down since about an hour or two ago
#837 [06:45] <sockmister> hey bad bear minecraft .net is down
#838 [06:45] <badbear> ok thanks for your help
#839 [06:45] <frogonia> no worries
#840 [06:46] <NeoAg7> Why is it that the minecraft client can't connect, but minecraft.net is up and fully functional? This confuses me
#841 [06:46] <tyteen4a03> NeoAg7: the MC auth server and mc.net are different creatures
#842 [06:46] <tyteen4a03> they work separately
#843 [06:46] <frogonia> haha
#844 [06:46] <tyteen4a03> but if mc.net is down there is a high chance the auth server is also down
#845 [06:46] <ianhyphen> Mine is working.
#846 [06:46] <frogonia> u can play?
#847 [06:46] <NeoAg7> It's back! :D
#848 [06:47] <ianhyphen> playing and connected to my server
#849 [06:47] <frogonia> im running 1.7.1 (cba to go to 1.7.3) and its not connecting
#850 [06:47] <frogonia> its back?
#851 [06:47] <NeoAg7> My 1.7.3 just connected fine
#852 [06:47] <frogonia> ITS baCK!!
#853 [06:47] <ianhyphen> lol /chatempty
#854 [06:47] <mermi> Well, like I said. I logged out of minecraft, logged back in got a message "cannot conenct to minecraft" so I unistalled it and tried again with a fresh install, that didnt work, I did a system restore, that didnt work, I reformatted my pc that worked until i logged out, then logged ttried logging back in and gave me the "cannot connect to minecraft" message
#855 [06:47] <sockmister> its UP
#856 [06:48] <frogonia> mermi its fixed
#857 [06:48] <sockmister> ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP
#858 [06:48] <shofa> yeah!
#859 [06:48] <mermi> so it is, and i reformatte dmy pc nor nothing ^^
#860 [06:49] <shofa> i have some java error?
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#863 [06:49] <mermi> maybe your java is outdated?
#864 [06:49] <mermi> tried getting the latest version?
#865 [06:50] <shofa> i have the latest version
#866 [06:51] <almostroot> ?? java/version
#867 [06:51] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#868 [06:51] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#869 [06:51] <shofa> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26).
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#872 [06:52] <shofa> now there is a 'end stream'
#873 [06:52] <shofa> how to i clear my cache? where do i go?
#874 [06:52] <almostroot> shofa: Try a different server.
#875 [06:53] <shofa> different? i dont have a different server
#876 [06:53] <Cryphonus> Hello, i cant run the game in browser mode im using mozilla firefox, got my java updated. it stucks shortly after loading java doesnt even gives me a chance to see the menu, any ideas?
#877 [06:54] <vulturinegears> download the client?
#878 [06:54] <Cryphonus> client crashes in every 5-6 minutes
#879 [06:54] <vulturinegears> there is a problem with minecraft atm
#880 [06:54] <almostroot> shofa: Are you trying to connect to a server when you get that error?
#881 [06:54] <vulturinegears> thats probs why
#882 [06:54] <Cryphonus> nope
#883 [06:54] <Cryphonus> its been like that since i bought the game
#884 [06:54] <vulturinegears> oh
#885 [06:54] <Cryphonus> the crashes are not due to my inventory or any block that i have on the map
#886 [06:55] <almostroot> Cryphonus: Try the downloaded version.
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#888 [06:55] <Cryphonus> @almostroot do you mean the .exe file that we download from the site?
#889 [06:55] <almostroot> Cryphonus: Yes.
#890 [06:56] <Cryphonus> almostroot it keeps crashing in every 5-6 minutes thats why i try to play in browser but thats not working either
#891 [06:56] <almostroot> Cryphonus: Define crashing.
#892 [06:57] <Cryphonus> almostroot, well it happens instantly closes the application with an error log behind,
#893 [06:57] <almostroot> Can you post the error log on pastebin?
#894 [06:57] <almostroot> ?? pastebin
#895 [06:57] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#896 [06:57] <vulturinegears> yeah
#897 [06:57] <vulturinegears> do that
#898 [06:57] <Cryphonus> ok
#899 [06:57] <almostroot> vulturinegears: Really don't need an echo... :/
#900 [06:57] <vulturinegears> :D
#901 [06:58] <Cryphonus> almostroot there you go http://pastebin.com/kf4mbHTN
#902 [06:58] <almostroot> Cryphonus: Need to update your video card drivers.
#903 [06:58] <almostroot> ??> Cryphonus gpu/nvidia
#904 [06:58] <VoxelHead> Cryphonus: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
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#906 [06:59] <Cryphonus> are you sure this is the case?
#907 [06:59] <almostroot> Yup.
#908 [07:00] <Cryphonus> alright :) im downloadin it now thanks for help
#909 [07:00] <almostroot> Good luck.
#910 [07:00] <Cryphonus> almostroot ill be back if it doesnt work
#911 [07:00] <almostroot> Cryphonus: Is that a treat..... -_-
#912 [07:00] <almostroot> ;P
#913 [07:00] <almostroot> threat*
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#915 [07:00] <Cryphonus> almostroot ill give you a headache for sure with my fast typing :P
#916 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> mine still does not work. I log in in my client, it loads some stuff
#917 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> then gives me black screen
#918 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> any idea wtf is this?
#919 [07:01] <almostroot> mib_wzvup6: What version of java are you using?
#920 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> 1.6
#921 [07:01] <almostroot> ??> mib_wzvup6 java/version
#922 [07:01] <VoxelHead> mib_wzvup6: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#923 [07:01] <VoxelHead> mib_wzvup6: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#924 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> downloaded yesterday
#925 [07:01] <almostroot> mib_wzvup6: Using Windows?
#926 [07:01] <mib_wzvup6> yes windows vista
#927 [07:01] <almostroot> ??> mib_wzvup6 win/reinst
#928 [07:01] <VoxelHead> mib_wzvup6: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#929 [07:01] <VoxelHead> mib_wzvup6: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#930 [07:02] <almostroot> Resinstall using those instructins.
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#932 [07:02] <mib_wzvup6> well
#933 [07:02] <mib_wzvup6> so i delete everything but my saves?
#934 [07:02] <almostroot> Yup.
#935 [07:02] <mib_wzvup6> okay...
#936 [07:02] <mib_wzvup6> but i got some servers and stuff
#937 [07:02] <mib_wzvup6> what about them
#938 [07:03] <almostroot> ... Servers are independent from the client.
#939 [07:03] <mib_wzvup6> okay then
#940 [07:04] <mib_wzvup6> i cant find my saves
#941 [07:04] <mib_wzvup6> damn
#942 [07:05] <almostroot> mib_wzvup6: Have you played single player before?
#943 [07:05] <mib_wzvup6> yes i did
#944 [07:06] <almostroot> Then the saves folder should be there.
#945 [07:06] <mib_wzvup6> the file is empty
#946 [07:06] <mib_wzvup6> weird...
#947 [07:07] <Cryphonus> save files are located usually at C:\Users\<yournamehere>\AppData\Roaming
#948 [07:07] <Cryphonus> as far as i know
#949 [07:07] <mib_wzvup6> I do not see a "appdata" :/
#950 [07:08] <Cryphonus> its hidden just type this to the address bar
#951 [07:08] <almostroot> mib_wzvup6: You followed the instructions from VoxelHead?
#952 [07:08] <Cryphonus> to your windows explorer
#953 [07:10] <mib_wzvup6> found it
#954 [07:10] <mib_wzvup6> took my saves
#955 [07:11] <mib_wzvup6> now deleting the whole stuff
#956 [07:12] <mib_wzvup6> now the game opens
#957 [07:12] <mib_wzvup6> though my worlds are destroyed
#958 [07:12] <mib_wzvup6> now where do i replace my saves
#959 [07:12] <almostroot> Put the saves folder back in.
#960 [07:12] <mib_wzvup6> doing that wait a sec
#961 [07:12] <almostroot> Then reopen minecraft if need be.
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#963 [07:13] <ManGe> Hello
#964 [07:13] <almostroot> Hi.
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#967 [07:13] <ManGe> I need help
#968 [07:13] <almostroot> ?? ask
#969 [07:13] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#970 [07:13] <Calinou> ask.
#971 [07:14] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#972 [07:14] <ManGe> how can i change mah nick in minecraft?
#973 [07:14] <Calinou> you can't
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#975 [07:14] <almostroot> You can't.
#976 [07:14] <Calinou> but server plugins such as Essentials allow you to change your nick
#977 [07:14] <Calinou> but the nick change only works for one server
#978 [07:14] <ManGe> :\
#979 [07:14] <ManGe> Thats bad
#980 [07:15] <ManGe> iv registered minecraft long time ago and silly name and iv got the gift key from friend and now i want to change mah nickname
#981 [07:15] <almostroot> Buy a new key.
#982 [07:15] <ManGe> Not enought money :|
#983 [07:16] <ManGe> Ok, thanks for help
#984 [07:17] <almostroot> Sorry. :/
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#986 [07:24] <shofa> i still get a streaming error guys, i cleared the cache and reinstalled it aswell... i guess its the server end? because i could join some random server
#987 [07:26] <mib_wzvup6> everythings all right thank you
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#989 [07:28] <Connerd> By any chance is there a way I can switch my membership from one account to another? My current account name is wrong :(
#990 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> Connerd: Please email support@mojang.com
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#992 [07:29] <tyteen4a03> although I doubt the possibility
#993 [07:29] <Connerd> Do they respond? :)
#994 [07:29] <tyteen4a03> maybe
#995 [07:29] <tyteen4a03> no idea :>
#996 [07:29] <Connerd> Thanks anyway :)
#997 [07:29] <Connerd> I'll give it a bash.
#998 [07:29] <Nereus1992> hy guys i have one question: is it posible to play minecraft without any internet conection? i want to know bevore i buy!
#999 [07:30] <Connerd> Yes, it is Nereus1992.
#1000 [07:30] <Nereus1992> ok thank you very much :)
#1001 [07:30] <Connerd> But for the updates you must connect to the internet once to get them (every time updates are released).
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#1003 [07:31] <Nereus1992> but is it also posible to play without uptdates?
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#1005 [07:33] <Connerd> Yes it is Nereus1992
#1006 [07:34] <Nereus1992> becaus my problem is i working on a container ship and we dont have inet and my contracts are somtimes 5 monthes
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#1008 [07:34] <Connerd> It is possible, with the only infringement being that you (obviously) cannot play online when not connected to the internet.
#1009 [07:34] <Connerd> Otherwise, you're good to go!
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#1011 [07:34] <whidgle> hi
#1012 [07:35] <Connerd> Hello there
#1013 [07:35] <Nereus1992> ok thanks
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#1015 [07:36] <Brady> So Minecraft is down at the moment?
#1016 [07:36] <whidgle> since the update 1.7.3 minecraft has become unbearably glitchy and it's not virtually impossible to play. do you of a solution for this?
#1017 [07:37] <Connerd> Minecraft.net's Servers are down right now, yes.
#1018 [07:37] <Connerd> whidgle, it is not glitchy for me. What are these glitches?
#1019 [07:37] <Brady> I'm glad it's not just me, because when I tried to log in, it said "not downloaded"
#1020 [07:38] <Brady> I was heavily confused.
#1021 [07:38] <whidgle> it's lagging should I say, this is offline singleplayer
#1022 [07:38] <Connerd> Try using the "Force Update" option when Minecraft is back online.
#1023 [07:38] <whidgle> It has a ridiculously low frame rate
#1024 [07:38] <Connerd> whidgle, have you installed any mods recently?
#1025 [07:38] <whidgle> yes, just yesterday
#1026 [07:38] <whidgle> or sorry no mods
#1027 [07:39] <whidgle> I updated it yesterday
#1028 [07:39] <Connerd> Do you have mods or no? :P
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#1030 [07:39] <Connerd> Oh okay then.
#1031 [07:39] <whidgle> no mods
#1032 [07:39] <Connerd> Try going to your ".minecraft" folder then going into the "mods" folder within that. Then, delete the contents of the "mods" folder (all whilst Minecraft is not running).
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#1034 [07:39] <whidgle> k thanks i will try
#1035 [07:40] <Brady> I think it's back up
#1036 [07:40] <Brady> I just logged in
#1037 [07:41] <Connerd> Same Brady, thank you for this.
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#1039 [07:41] <Connerd> Minecraft seems to be (at the moment anyway) back online.
#1040 [07:41] <pierrot07> Hello, I have a problem, let me explain => when I connect to a multiplayer server, I do not load the map and I fall into the void with an error message "java"
#1041 [07:41] <whidgle> I don't have a mods folder
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#1043 [07:42] <whidgle> just bin resources saves stats texture packs
#1044 [07:43] * mib_z3b10b [mib_z3b10b@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1045 [07:43] <Connerd> Hmmm
#1046 [07:43] <Connerd> Are you using a custom texture pack right now?
#1047 [07:43] <whidgle> no the texture pack folder is empty
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#1049 [07:44] <whidgle> i had the demo before i bought the game and havn't deleted it's files could they be clashing or something?
#1050 [07:45] <Connerd> Try removing the Demo.
#1051 [07:45] <whidgle> k
#1052 [07:45] <Connerd> Also, try running it all on low settings.
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#1054 [07:45] <Connerd> Like turn Graphics: Fancy into Graphics: Fast
#1055 [07:46] <Connerd> Try putting your Smooth Lighting to Off and Advanced OpenGL to Off.
#1056 [07:46] <pierrot07> whidgle what is your probleme?
#1057 [07:46] <whidgle> k
#1058 [07:46] <whidgle> i'm lagging a ridiculous amount since the last update 1.7.3
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#1061 [07:47] <Connerd> Oh yeah, the Minecraft.net Servers are back on... Before logging in click "Options" and then click "Force Update" then proceed to log in.
#1062 [07:47] <mib_z3b10b> hey i cant mine iron ore with a cobblestone pickaxe and it just has a messege saying it crashed can any1 help?
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#1065 [07:48] <Connerd> Have you installed any Mods since you last updated Minecraft, mib_z3b10b?
#1066 [07:48] <pierrot07> you have a new software since 1.7.2
#1067 [07:48] <pierrot07> ?
#1068 [07:48] <pierrot07> I have a problem, let me explain => when I connect to a multiplayer server, I do not load the map and I fall into the void with an error message "java"
#1069 [07:49] <mib_z3b10b> yeah i installed tooncraft texture pack some tnt mod and something called grapling hook 303
#1070 [07:49] <pierrot07> whidgle => you try in mp mod?
#1071 [07:49] <whidgle> thanks connerd it's fixed now when i deleted the demo :D
#1072 [07:49] <Rz4ever6> hello
#1073 [07:49] <Connerd> Awesome, whidgle!
#1074 [07:49] <whidgle> no in single player mode
#1075 [07:49] <Rz4ever6> i have a problem with the chunks in multiplayer
#1076 [07:50] <streetyweety> Hi, I have had minecraft for months and it worked fine on my PC with XP, which then stopped working when I upgraded to Win7. It also doesn't work on my XP laptop... The downloaded version will run singleplayer, with a lot of lag, but the browser version will not work at all, just a black screen, which then in turn makes my browser stop working... please help!
#1077 [07:50] <Connerd> mib, try using the "Force Update" option before logging in, feedback the results.
#1078 [07:50] <whidgle> cheers connerd and thanks again :)
#1079 [07:50] <Connerd> You're welcome <3
#1080 [07:50] <Izabual> I'm guessing since minecraft.net is down (even though the site itself works for me?), the payment system is down too?
#1081 [07:50] <mib_z3b10b> any1 help?
#1082 [07:50] <Connerd> streetyweety, seems like a Java problem. Try redownloading Java.
#1083 [07:50] <Connerd> Izabual, Minecraft is back online.
#1084 [07:50] <Connerd> Mib, I told you to try "Force Update"
#1085 [07:50] <streetyweety> I havem I have the latest version.
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#1087 [07:51] <mib_z3b10b> oh okay thx :D
#1088 [07:51] <Izabual> Hmm. I went to buy it, put in all my details, it bugged out and threw me back to the start of payment...now I'm not sure if I should resubmit or start worrying
#1089 [07:52] <Connerd> Izabual, try checking your bank / Paypal statement.
#1090 [07:52] <Izabual> I can't at this point in time >_<
#1091 [07:52] <Connerd> If you used a bank card you can usually phone up the bank and ask for a quick recent statement.
#1092 [07:52] <Connerd> Why for, Izabual?
#1093 [07:53] <Izabual> The great one that controls the online banking is absent and no banks are open for me to do it manually :p
#1094 [07:53] <Connerd> streety, try deleting the .minecraft folder (back up "saves" first) then try re-running Minecraft.exe
#1095 [07:53] <Connerd> Oh okay Izabual, check out your account to see if it has Premium
#1096 [07:54] <Rz4ever6> help please?
#1097 [07:54] <Izabual> I'm guessing it didn't go through though, the client keeps telling me that login failed
#1098 [07:54] <almostroot> Izabual: What username did you register with?
#1099 [07:54] <Connerd> If it doesn't then it most probably hasn't gone through as I (and my friends) got our Premiums instantly.
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#1101 [07:54] <Izabual> Izabual
#1102 [07:54] <streetyweety> Will try that and let you know, thanks!
#1103 [07:54] <mib_z3b10b> it gets stuck at 8 percent if i force update it happened b4 ans i didnt fix it it just started working
#1104 [07:54] <almostroot> !paid izabua
#1105 [07:54] <almostroot> Izabual: It can take a few hours sometimes to go through.
#1106 [07:54] <Izabual> Well, that was easy
#1107 [07:54] <Connerd> Ooo, I did not go about that.
#1108 [07:54] <Connerd> !paid Connerd
#1109 [07:54] <Connerd> :D
#1110 [07:54] <Izabual> Ah, so its a matter of wait a bit and then try
#1111 [07:55] <almostroot> Izabual: You receive an e-mail when/if your account goes premium.
#1112 [07:55] <Connerd> I guess, mine was instant though I guess waiting is a clever thing to do. :P
#1113 [07:55] * Izabual stomps his foot "But I want it nooooooowwwwwwww!
#1113 [07:55] <almostroot> mib_z3b10b: You need to reinstall. Using Windows?
#1114 [07:55] <mib_z3b10b> yeah but it eventually says failed to launch connection reset or something
#1115 [07:55] <almostroot> ??> mib_z3b10b win/reinst
#1116 [07:55] <VoxelHead> mib_z3b10b: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1117 [07:55] <VoxelHead> mib_z3b10b: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1118 [07:55] <mib_wfb153> Okay. So i purchased minecraft yesterday, and while i was playing it my computer kept turning it's self off. And now after i log into minecraft it just gives me a blank screen. Someone help
#1119 [07:56] <mib_z3b10b> yeah i am
#1120 [07:56] <almostroot> mib_z3b10b: Follow VoxelHead's instructions.
#1121 [07:56] <Izabual> Heh, thanks guys. I'll wait.
#1122 [07:56] <almostroot> mib_wfb153: Any error messages or error logs created?
#1123 [07:56] <mib_z3b10b> okay thx :D
#1124 [07:56] <Connerd> I told him that Voxel... :P
#1125 [07:56] <Rz4ever6> I dont mean to be an arse, but can someone help me too? :P
#1126 [07:56] <mib_wfb153> Okay. So i purchased minecraft yesterday, and while i was playing it my computer kept turning it's self off. And now after i log into minecraft it just gives me a blank screen. Someone help
#1127 [07:56] <Connerd> Ask away Rz4ever6.
#1128 [07:57] <Rz4ever6> Everytime i connect to multiplayer, i fall into the void
#1129 [07:57] <almostroot> mib_wfb153: We heard you the first time. Try answering my question before spamming the chat room.
#1130 [07:57] <Rz4ever6> and chunks arent loading
#1131 [07:57] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: That's a server error.
#1132 [07:57] <mib_wfb153> sorry guys, didnt realise you respnded
#1133 [07:57] <Rz4ever6> Well, it goes like that on every server!
#1134 [07:57] <Rz4ever6> and other players tell me that they dont have that
#1135 [07:57] <Connerd> Rz4, try reloading the Server a few times
#1136 [07:57] <Rz4ever6> oke
#1137 [07:58] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Any client-side mods installed? May be a slow internet connection/computer on your side though.
#1138 [07:58] <Connerd> This can be caused by your internet connection and/or the way Minecraft decides to load the level.
#1139 [07:58] <Rz4ever6> No mods installed. The internet runs really smooth so no problems
#1140 [07:58] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Does it happen on other servers?
#1141 [07:58] <Rz4ever6> yes
#1142 [07:58] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Every time or randomly?
#1143 [07:59] <Rz4ever6> randomly. but it happend yesterday too
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#1145 [07:59] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Then it's just lag honestly.
#1146 [07:59] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: If you wait long enough, it fixes itself, right?
#1147 [07:59] <mib_32j3u0> hey im the mib from b4 that had the iron ore problem
#1148 [08:00] <almostroot> mib_32j3u0: Did you reinstall?
#1149 [08:00] <mib_32j3u0> i deleted stuff and now it just gets stuck at 8 percent again
#1150 [08:00] <mib_wfb153> Thankyou VoxelHead, Success!
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#1152 [08:00] <mib_32j3u0> then it gets failed 2 launch
#1153 [08:00] <Rz4ever6> Well i once had the problem, It got solved after a few days
#1154 [08:01] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Chances are it was an issue the server was having with the chunk you were on.
#1155 [08:01] <Rz4ever6> ok
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#1157 [08:01] <Connerd> Is it the updating / downloading that crashes for you, mib?
#1158 [08:01] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: To be paranoid, check your Java version, video card drivers from the manufacturer's website, and reinstall Minecraft.
#1159 [08:01] <Rz4ever6> I'll try
#1160 [08:02] <almostroot> mib_32j3u0: You deleted EVERYthing but the saves folder, correct? And Minecraft was closed at the time?
#1161 [08:03] <mib_32j3u0> yes i deleted everything but saves
#1162 [08:03] <mib_32j3u0> and the update is wen it crashes
#1163 [08:03] <almostroot> mib_32j3u0: Check your Java version for me.
#1164 [08:03] <almostroot> ??> mib_32j3u0 java/version
#1165 [08:03] <monkey> how can i connect my freinds to my private mc classic server?
#1166 [08:03] <mib_ufujjs> My son is getting an error saying Minecraft has crashed....this started happening yesterday.... how do we know if it's a a problem with the server or if it's something wrong with his computer?
#1167 [08:03] <VoxelHead> mib_32j3u0: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1168 [08:03] <VoxelHead> mib_32j3u0: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1169 [08:04] <almostroot> mib_ufujjs: What is the exact error?
#1170 [08:04] <mib_32j3u0> yeah java is all up 2 date i tried that myslef the first time it happened
#1171 [08:04] <almostroot> monkey: Should be on the minecraft server list.
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#1173 [08:04] <monkey> i would look but theres like 50 billion servers >_>
#1174 [08:05] <almostroot> monkey: If you're too lazy to find it, what do you expect from us?
#1175 [08:05] <mib_ufujjs> Well all we can see in the window that comes up is Error report a1dce528, Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS Windows 7 (X86) version 6.1....... The window with the error, won't let you scroll down to see the rest of the message
#1176 [08:05] <mib_ufujjs> it's very odd and frustrating
#1177 [08:05] <Opeth> ?? dont/bother
#1178 [08:05] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#1179 [08:05] <almostroot> mib_32j3u0: Run through the reinstallation steps one more time, but download a new version of the client as well.
#1180 [08:06] <monkey> i waay around it i was hopeing
#1181 [08:06] <almostroot> mib_ufujjs: I need the full text of that error.
#1182 [08:06] <monkey> i was told to link them
#1183 [08:06] <mib_32j3u0> new version of the client?
#1184 [08:06] <almostroot> ??> mib_ufujjs win/client
#1185 [08:06] <VoxelHead> mib_ufujjs: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#1186 [08:06] <almostroot> The .exe to run Minecraft.
#1187 [08:06] <Connerd> Go here: http://javatester.org/version.html, tell us what version of Java it says you're running.
#1188 [08:06] <_303> my name was mentioned
#1189 [08:07] <monkey> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp?server=<YOUR IP>&port=<SERVER PORT> with my ip in port in there tho
#1190 [08:07] <_303> mib_z3b10b: pong
#1191 [08:07] <mib_ufujjs> OK, I don't know how to get it....when you try to scroll down the window to see the rest of the error, the error window scrolls up (instead of down....) and closes. It's so weird.
#1192 [08:07] <mib_ufujjs> If we uninstall and reinstall will we have to pay again?
#1193 [08:07] <Connerd> No mib.
#1194 [08:07] <Connerd> You only need to pay once per account.
#1195 [08:07] <Connerd> Most people only use one Account. :)
#1196 [08:07] <mib_ufujjs> ok, we will try that. Thanks
#1197 [08:08] <almostroot> mib_ufujjs: Make sure the error window is active (click in the area with the text) hit CTRL and A at the same time, then CTRL and C at the same time. Go to www.pastebin.con and create a new paste.
#1198 [08:08] <Rz4ever6> Alright, i think that fixed the problem.. for now
#1199 [08:08] <Rz4ever6> thanks guys
#1200 [08:09] <almostroot> Rz4ever6: Good luck.
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#1202 [08:09] <monkey> why is wom no liked on the offical fourms?
#1203 [08:09] <monkey> because they hack?
#1204 [08:09] <almostroot> Because it's not an official client.
#1205 [08:10] <monkey> oh
#1206 [08:11] <elfimoring> besoin d'aide il y a des francais ici?
#1207 [08:12] <mib_32j3u0> i have version six update 26
#1208 [08:12] <monkey> what does my server mean by heartbeat failed?
#1209 [08:12] <Connerd> That should be fine mib... :/
#1210 [08:12] <monkey> then a ton on links
#1211 [08:13] <elfimoring> Can you help me?
#1212 [08:13] <Connerd> What is your problem, elfimoring?
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#1214 [08:16] <elfimoring> to connect the game through the launcher it says the user is not why the premium?
#1215 [08:16] <Connerd> Have you bought premium?
#1216 [08:17] <elfimoring> how it's done?+
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#1218 [08:18] <calatalee> hey im mib from b4 with iron ore thingy i reinstalled all my old crap just so i could play it again and i wont be able to reinstall it and have it working again
#1219 [08:18] <calatalee> should i delete the mods and texture packs to b able to get iron ore?
#1220 [08:18] <Connerd> Try that out, calatalee, yes.
#1221 [08:18] <calatalee> okay how do i delete them
#1222 [08:19] <calatalee> whenever they do they always come back
#1223 [08:19] <Connerd> Go to Start -> Run
#1224 [08:19] <Connerd> Enter "%appdata%
#1225 [08:19] <Connerd> Open .minecraft
#1226 [08:19] <elfimoring> comment on fait ?
#1227 [08:19] <Connerd> Delete everything other than the "saves" folder
#1228 [08:19] <Connerd> Then re-open Minecraft
#1229 [08:19] <elfimoring> how it's done?
#1230 [08:19] <calatalee> nah tried that b4 doesnt work
#1231 [08:20] <calatalee> gets stuck and then fails to launch or something'
#1232 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> Pour acheter Minecraft, vous devez aller à: http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#1233 [08:21] <calatalee> oh sweet i dont know how it happened but im back to original minecraft
#1234 [08:21] <calatalee> no texture packs and all that crap
#1235 [08:21] <calatalee> ill see if iron ore works
#1236 [08:21] <Connerd> Okay! :)
#1237 [08:21] <monkey> ok i looked throught the whole minecraft website server list and i didnt see mine
#1238 [08:21] <monkey> (classic)
#1239 [08:22] <Connerd> Are you hosting a Classic Server?
#1240 [08:22] <Connerd> Or a 1.7.3 Server?
#1241 [08:22] <elfimoring> I wait connerd
#1242 [08:22] <streetyweety> Anyone know the minimum system requirements for Minecraft (downloaded version) cos mine seems laggy. Wanna know if its my laptop or my internet.
#1243 [08:22] <monkey> classicserver
#1244 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> ?? requirements
#1245 [08:22] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#1246 [08:22] <calatalee> yes iton ore works!!!
#1247 [08:22] <calatalee> thx guys
#1248 [08:22] <Connerd> <3
#1249 [08:23] <Cryphonus> <3
#1250 [08:23] <Connerd> Ooft, sharing the love!
#1251 [08:23] <monkey> <3
#1252 [08:23] <gBusy2002> </3
#1253 [08:23] * GreyVulpine stabs gBusy2002
#1253 [08:23] * gBusy2002 is wearing a stab proof vest
#1253 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> gBusy2002 - Why McPlusPlus no give me access to ~stfu?
#1254 [08:23] <gBusy2002> log in
#1255 [08:24] <gBusy2002> Also is it unstfu'd?
#1256 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> Bleh. I don't remember my login
#1257 [08:24] <gBusy2002> Now you do
#1258 [08:24] <gBusy2002> :>
#1259 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> command?
#1260 [08:24] <gBusy2002> It's ~login in a query
#1261 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> kay
#1262 [08:25] <monkey> Public servers If you want to host your own, here's the server software! List was updated 12:15 (UTC) July 20. is where i got the server software
#1263 [08:25] <streetyweety> Ah right... I'm not great with computers, but do you think this laptop will run it? http://goo.gl/YSsJd
#1264 [08:25] <elfimoring> how to buy premium
#1265 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> Pour acheter Minecraft, vous devez aller à: http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#1266 [08:25] <Connerd> It should, streetyweety.
#1267 [08:26] <monkey> it might run slow
#1268 [08:26] <streetyweety> thank you. must be my internet speed then...
#1269 [08:26] <gBusy2002> GreyVulpine: Why you use French lol
#1270 [08:26] <GreyVulpine> elfimoring was speaking french earlier
#1271 [08:26] <elfimoring> you have to buy?
#1272 [08:26] <GreyVulpine> Oui
#1273 [08:26] <gBusy2002> Ahi
#1274 [08:26] <gBusy2002> Ahk*
#1275 [08:26] <monkey> put grahpics on fast view disentce tiny and max fps
#1276 [08:26] <elfimoring> ok thank you for your help
#1277 [08:27] <streetyweety> thank you guys, you've been awesome!
#1278 [08:27] <monkey> :D
#1279 [08:27] <elfimoring> oui je parle francais
#1280 [08:28] <Cryphonus> French are like that
#1281 [08:28] <monkey> lol
#1282 [08:28] <Cryphonus> insisting to use their own language even though noone understands aynthing
#1283 [08:29] <monkey> indeed
#1284 [08:30] <Calinou> lol
#1285 [08:30] <monkey> on my classic server cmd thing it say heart beat failed then a ton of links
#1286 [08:30] <Calinou> no, I'm french
#1287 [08:30] <Calinou> I rarely use french
#1288 [08:30] <Calinou> except IRL of course
#1289 [08:31] <monkey> cool? xD
#1290 [08:31] <Cryphonus> but you have to accept you have such a thing as a nation:D
#1291 [08:31] <Cryphonus> i went to france, i was speaking english they were answering me in french xD
#1292 [08:31] <monkey> like im on vacation atm
#1293 [08:31] <monkey> and some french guy started to ask me something
#1294 [08:32] <monkey> and i said english?
#1295 [08:32] <monkey> he responds in french....
#1296 [08:32] <Cryphonus> lol
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#1299 [08:38] <mr_sticky> Hello,
#1300 [08:39] <mr_sticky> I've been logging in periodically and was wondering if theres a solution to my getting a black screen whenever i log onto minccraft?
#1301 [08:39] <Cryphonus> hi sticky
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#1303 [08:40] <Cryphonus> are you using a client or playing on your browser?
#1304 [08:40] <mr_sticky> client.
#1305 [08:40] <mr_sticky> i think.
#1306 [08:40] <mr_sticky> how would i know?
#1307 [08:40] <mr_sticky> nevermind its client just checked.
#1308 [08:41] <Cryphonus> did you download the .exe file from the site
#1309 [08:41] <mr_sticky> yes.,
#1310 [08:41] <mr_sticky> so is that client or browser?
#1311 [08:41] <Cryphonus> client
#1312 [08:41] <Cryphonus> got your java updated?
#1313 [08:41] <Cryphonus> is it java 6?
#1314 [08:42] <mr_sticky> Id like to say i knew it!... i didn't
#1315 [08:42] <mr_sticky> i have updated java to the latest.
#1316 [08:42] <Cryphonus> was that also happening before?
#1317 [08:42] <Cryphonus> or did you made a change recently?
#1318 [08:43] <mr_sticky> The problem happened immediatly after the latest minecraft patch.
#1319 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> out of date mod or texture pack
#1320 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_sticky win/reisnt
#1321 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_sticky win/reinst
#1322 [08:43] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1323 [08:43] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1324 [08:43] <Cryphonus> yea thnx grey :D
#1325 [08:43] <mr_sticky> done all fothat.
#1326 [08:43] <mr_sticky> about 10 times
#1327 [08:43] <mr_sticky> no luck.
#1328 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> You've deleted the .minecraft folder?
#1329 [08:44] <mr_sticky> I deleted all but saves.
#1330 [08:44] <mr_sticky> last time i was on this site i was instructed to do it. it didn't work :/
#1331 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. But it worked before the patch?
#1332 [08:45] <mr_sticky> yes
#1333 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> You didn't have minecraft running when you deleted .minecraft, right?
#1334 [08:45] <Calinou> wrong, vulpine
#1335 [08:46] <Calinou> only delete bin
#1336 [08:46] <mr_sticky> christ it was while ago i may well have. what would that have done?
#1337 [08:46] <Calinou> not the entire .minecraft folder
#1338 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - And if it was an out of date texture pack?
#1339 [08:46] <Calinou> just switch to default
#1340 [08:46] <Calinou> and out of date texturepacks can not cause blackscreens
#1341 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> Calinou - Wouldn't be able to get into minecraft to do that
#1342 [08:46] * GreyVulpine coughs
#1342 [08:46] <Calinou> only if they're HD and not using patcher
#1343 [08:46] <Calinou> you can, modify options.txt
#1344 [08:46] <Calinou> then set "skin" to "default"
#1345 [08:47] <Calinou> in the .minecraft folders
#1346 [08:47] <mr_sticky> Just opened that.minecraft all thats there is folder bin and a file last login.
#1347 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> Too complex for some of the people who come by here
#1348 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - delete the bin folder.
#1349 [08:47] <Calinou> ok
#1350 [08:47] <mr_sticky> done and yeah im one of those said people.
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#1352 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> Try minecraft now. If that doesn't work, I'm suspecting video card drivers.
#1353 [08:48] <mib_9gzf1q> heey
#1354 [08:48] <mr_sticky> If its that, can i even do anything?
#1355 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1356 [08:48] <mib_9gzf1q> my minecraft won't work
#1357 [08:48] <mr_sticky> Blackscreen.
#1358 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_9gzf1q - Please elaborate.
#1359 [08:48] <mr_sticky> join the club.
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#1361 [08:50] <mr_sticky> so assuming its the video card drivers as you said, what can i do?
#1362 [08:50] <GreyVulpine> Is it still black screening?
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#1364 [08:50] <mr_sticky> Yeah.
#1365 [08:50] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag?
#1366 [08:50] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_sticky win/dxdiag
#1367 [08:50] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1368 [08:50] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1369 [08:51] <whidgle> so the reason minecraft classic isnt opening is because its down?
#1370 [08:51] <GreyVulpine> Fairly sure classic is up.
#1371 [08:52] <whidgle> when i try to play, for a split secon i see a loading screen and then it becomes black...
#1372 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - Has it ever worked before?
#1373 [08:53] <whidgle> yep, just yesterday
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#1375 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> Did you attempt to install any mods or texture packs?
#1376 [08:53] <whidgle> nope
#1377 [08:53] <whidgle> i dont suppose that firewall or something blocked the program?
#1378 [08:54] <GreyVulpine> Perhaps, but try a Force Update through the options menu of your launcher before continuing
#1379 [08:54] <whidgle> righto
#1380 [08:54] <mr_sticky> http://pastebin.com/X2czUYGJ
#1381 [08:54] <mr_sticky> theres alot of text there..
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#1384 [08:56] <mr_sticky> did that help atall?
#1385 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Try going to intel's site here, and using the intel driver update utility:
#1386 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_sticky gpu/intel
#1387 [08:57] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
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#1391 [09:00] <mr_sticky> theres a graphics driver update which im doing now, could that be it?
#1392 [09:01] <Cryphonus> yea this may be the reason
#1393 [09:01] <mr_sticky> Heres hoping.
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#1395 [09:03] <mr_sticky> restarting computer, wish me luck and thanks guys.
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#1397 [09:05] <KickInAss> if i start my mc launcher and press on login theres only a black minecraftwindow since the last patch
#1398 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> ??> KickInAss win/reinst
#1399 [09:05] <VoxelHead> KickInAss: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1400 [09:05] <VoxelHead> KickInAss: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1401 [09:05] <gPad2002> GreyVulpine: MC still down?
#1402 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#1403 [09:06] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1404 [09:06] <gPad2002> Oh good
#1405 [09:06] <gPad2002> ~minecraft up
#1406 [09:06] <gPad2002> Wait I'm not logged in
#1407 [09:06] <gPad2002> Can you do it?
#1408 [09:06] <KickInAss> thnks trying...
#1409 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> ~minecraft up
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#1411 [09:07] <gPad2002> Cheers
#1412 [09:07] <fallout> hello people (im previously mr_sticky back from hy journey of restarting..
#1413 [09:07] <gPad2002> It's just a notice on join
#1414 [09:07] <fallout> SON OF A!
#1415 [09:07] <fallout> hasn't wroked.
#1416 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> Bleh. Hmm.
#1417 [09:08] <fallout> thanks all the same guys, does minecraft do refunds aha.
#1418 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> No.. they don't.
#1419 [09:08] <Opeth> Nope.
#1420 [09:08] <fallout> Ah i knew that
#1421 [09:09] <fallout> if a solution's found i'll log in every 3 -4 days.
#1422 [09:09] <GreyVulpine> Another thing you can try is to uninstall and reinstall java.
#1423 [09:10] <fallout> i will put that on a sticky note, but at the moment im about to play some Soulstorm. I need to kill vast amounts of pityful soldiers.
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#1425 [09:20] <Dennis> hi
#1426 [09:20] <Dennis> i need help / ich brauche hilfe
#1427 [09:21] <Cryphonus> what is your problem Dennis?
#1428 [09:21] <Dennis> ehm
#1429 [09:22] <Dennis> i have windows 7 64bit and when i want to connect on a multiplayer server then break it up after 20 sek
#1430 [09:22] <Dennis> i cannot connect on any server ..... sry iam german
#1431 [09:22] <Cryphonus> thats ok
#1432 [09:22] <Cryphonus> so you are saying that
#1433 [09:23] <Cryphonus> you get disconnecter after 20 seconds
#1434 [09:23] <Dennis> yes
#1435 [09:23] <Cryphonus> disconnects*
#1436 [09:23] <Cryphonus> does your internet connection also cuts off or is it just minecraft?
#1437 [09:24] <Dennis> only minecraft
#1438 [09:24] <Dennis> i have a 1,6 mb connection
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#1440 [09:25] <Cryphonus> have you checked your firewall settings?
#1441 [09:25] <Dennis> ehm why?
#1442 [09:25] <Cryphonus> or other anti-virus programs such as norton
#1443 [09:25] <Cryphonus> your firewall settings may block the information that you send to the server
#1444 [09:25] <Cryphonus> this may be the reason of your disconnects
#1445 [09:26] <Dennis> i have kasperksky ORIginal 2011
#1446 [09:27] <Dennis> ehm i connect on the server but i dont see anything iam only see the dirt background (standard) and downloading terrain -.-
#1447 [09:28] <Cryphonus> do you have issues with singleplayer?
#1448 [09:28] <Dennis> singleplayer works perfect
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#1450 [09:28] <lildrummerdrew> Morn'!
#1451 [09:28] <lildrummerdrew> Who's not being helped?
#1452 [09:29] <Cryphonus> Dennis disconnects after 20 seconds when he joins a server
#1453 [09:29] <Cryphonus> his singleplayer works perfect
#1454 [09:29] <lildrummerdrew> hmm...
#1455 [09:29] <lildrummerdrew> I bet it's a server lag issue.
#1456 [09:29] <lildrummerdrew> Quite common.
#1457 [09:29] <Cryphonus> he says it happens on every server he joined
#1458 [09:30] <lildrummerdrew> Windows, Dennis?
#1459 [09:30] <gPad2002> 1.2Mbit is not fast
#1460 [09:30] <Dennis> yes
#1461 [09:30] <gPad2002> It's like 120KBps
#1462 [09:30] <Cryphonus> Windows7 64-bit
#1463 [09:30] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Dennis win/dxdiag
#1464 [09:30] <VoxelHead> Dennis: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1465 [09:30] <VoxelHead> Dennis: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1466 [09:31] <lildrummerdrew> dPad2002, what seems to be the problem/ ... *huh*? xD
#1467 [09:31] <gPad2002> Lolwut?
#1468 [09:31] <lildrummerdrew> lol You tell me, I got confused by you
#1469 [09:31] <gPad2002> I'm a helper, not looking for help :P
#1470 [09:31] <lildrummerdrew> AAH. gPad2002, whatchya need.
#1471 [09:31] <gPad2002> Huh?
#1472 [09:31] * Opeth sighs.
#1472 [09:31] <gPad2002> xD
#1473 [09:31] <DreadLindwyrm> 1.2Mbit is 1200kbps, not 120...
#1474 [09:32] <gPad2002> DreadLindwyrm: No it isn't
#1475 [09:32] <lildrummerdrew> ... xD
#1476 [09:32] <Opeth> gPad2002 - Rule #15 of #minecrafthelp - Ignore lildrummerdrew.
#1477 [09:32] <Dennis> dxdiag found nothing problems
#1478 [09:32] <gPad2002> A but is less than a byte
#1479 [09:32] <gPad2002> Bit*
#1480 [09:32] <lildrummerdrew> Dennis, just save it as a txt and complete the instructions.
#1481 [09:32] <gPad2002> Eight bits in a byte
#1482 [09:32] <gPad2002> So roughly 120KBps
#1483 [09:32] <Dennis> i have a german 16000 conncttion i download with 1,6 mb
#1484 [09:32] <gPad2002> Dennis: MB, mb, or Mb?
#1485 [09:32] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1486 [09:33] <Cryphonus> 1 bit is 8 bytes lol
#1487 [09:33] <Cryphonus> 1 byte is 8 bits
#1488 [09:33] <Cryphonus> sorry
#1489 [09:33] <Cryphonus> :D
#1490 [09:33] <DreadLindwyrm> Sorry, I thought you'd accidentally capitalised both the k and the b.
#1491 [09:33] <gPad2002> That's what I said
#1492 [09:33] <gPad2002> :P
#1493 [09:33] <gPad2002> Nupe.
#1494 [09:33] <Dennis> mb
#1495 [09:33] <lildrummerdrew> Oh the bits in a byte... My dad tryed teaching me that like, a week ago.
#1496 [09:34] <DreadLindwyrm> Yeah yeah.
#1497 [09:34] <lildrummerdrew> Dennis, please finish the dxdiag thing
#1498 [09:34] <gPad2002> Lol
#1499 [09:34] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/dxdiag
#1500 [09:34] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1501 [09:34] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1502 [09:34] <lildrummerdrew> Part 2, ahem.
#1503 [09:34] <gPad2002> lildrummerdrew: 8 bits in a byte
#1504 [09:34] <gPad2002> 1024 bytes in a kilbyte
#1505 [09:34] <DreadLindwyrm> 8 bits in a byte. 4 bits in a nybble. (No seriously)
#1506 [09:34] <gPad2002> Yeah, thats right
#1507 [09:34] * skippydippy [skippydippy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1508 [09:34] <Opeth> lildrummerdrew - http://xkcd.com/394/
#1509 [09:34] <Opeth> Read and learn.
#1510 [09:34] <gPad2002> Two nybbles in a byte
#1511 [09:35] <Opeth> Although don't take it seriously.
#1512 [09:35] <lildrummerdrew> I know the bytezs and bits, I didn't say I didn't know them
#1513 [09:35] <lildrummerdrew> typo
#1514 [09:35] <lildrummerdrew> But still, he TRIED to teach me, something I already knew xD
#1515 [09:35] <gPad2002> Opeth: Lol
#1516 [09:35] <skippydippy> I am unable to run mine craft exe due to an unsafe message
#1517 [09:35] <Dennis> http://pastebin.com/RhEw5RDS
#1518 [09:35] <Dennis> http://pastebin.com/RhEw5RDS
#1519 [09:35] <Dennis> http://pastebin.com/RhEw5RDS
#1520 [09:35] <Opeth> ...
#1521 [09:36] <gPad2002> Lol spam
#1522 [09:36] <lildrummerdrew> Lagspam
#1523 [09:36] <Opeth> skippydippy - Are you an administrator on the computer?
#1524 [09:36] <skippydippy> no
#1525 [09:36] <Opeth> You might have to have it ran as administrator.
#1526 [09:36] <lildrummerdrew> Doesn't seem to be running out of memory.
#1527 [09:36] <Dennis> http://pastebin.com/RhEw5RDS
#1528 [09:36] <lildrummerdrew> Opeth, wanna diagnose the dx for me? I'm a bit busy, this computer's being stupiiiddd >_>
#1529 [09:37] <Opeth> I'm even busier, no can do.
#1530 [09:37] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#1531 [09:37] <gPad2002> One more and I'm kicking him :<
#1532 [09:37] <Opeth> ?
#1533 [09:37] <gPad2002> (link spam)
#1534 [09:37] <Dennis> gpad=
#1535 [09:37] <Dennis> ?
#1536 [09:37] <lildrummerdrew> gPad2002, don't >_>
#1537 [09:37] <Dennis> ad now?
#1538 [09:37] <Dennis> and now?
#1539 [09:37] * gPad2002 reads the file
#1539 [09:37] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#1540 [09:37] * lildrummerdrew hugs gPad2002
#1540 [09:37] <Dennis> sry for spam^^
#1541 [09:38] * lildrummerdrew slaps AuBot
#1541 [09:38] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1542 [09:39] <gPad2002> Well
#1543 [09:39] <Dennis> ?
#1544 [09:39] <gPad2002> I can't see anything wrong
#1545 [09:39] <Dennis> hm
#1546 [09:39] <gPad2002> Hmm..
#1547 [09:39] <gPad2002> Tried reinstalling etc?
#1548 [09:39] <Dennis> yes
#1549 [09:39] <lildrummerdrew> Maybe java?...
#1550 [09:39] <Dennis> no
#1551 [09:39] <gPad2002> Could be java
#1552 [09:39] <Dennis> its updated
#1553 [09:39] <lildrummerdrew> 1.6_026?
#1554 [09:39] <gPad2002> Is it the right version?
#1555 [09:39] <Dennis> mom
#1556 [09:40] <lildrummerdrew> You DON'T want 1.7
#1557 [09:40] <gPad2002> Like, 32 bit, 64 bit
#1558 [09:40] <Dennis> 32 bit
#1559 [09:40] <lildrummerdrew> Minecraft ain't built for 1.7 yet! ^^
#1560 [09:40] <gPad2002> Remove it
#1561 [09:40] <gPad2002> Install the 64 bit version
#1562 [09:40] <Dennis> i use a 32bit browser :/
#1563 [09:41] <lildrummerdrew> testing time!
#1564 [09:41] <gPad2002> ^
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#1566 [09:44] <m0nk> why doesnt he want 1.7?`
#1567 [09:44] <Dennis> i want 1.7
#1568 [09:44] <lildrummerdrew> Java 1.7 will breaky breaky your minecraft...
#1569 [09:44] <Dennis> but 1.7.3 is crashin and 1.7.2 not
#1570 [09:45] * FLAcK_ [FLAcK_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1571 [09:45] <lildrummerdrew> NOT MINEcraft 1.7, I mean JAVA 1.7
#1572 [09:45] <lildrummerdrew> Java 1.7 is baaad.
#1573 [09:45] <m0nk> i got 1.7.3 and it dont crash on me
#1574 [09:45] <m0nk> wait
#1575 [09:45] <m0nk> how do icheck java?
#1576 [09:46] <gPad2002> java -version in a cmd
#1577 [09:46] <Dennis> ehm when i wolud to start with java 64 then i becomes a error report
#1578 [09:46] <lildrummerdrew> gPad2002 ya broke it xD
#1579 [09:46] <m0nk> didnt work gPad2002
#1580 [09:46] <gPad2002> lildrummerdrew: No u
#1581 [09:46] <lildrummerdrew> xD you told 'im to.
#1582 [09:46] <gPad2002> m0nk: I dunno then
#1583 [09:46] <gPad2002> lildrummerdrew: Ikr
#1584 [09:46] <m0nk> www.java.com
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#1586 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> lol?
#1587 [09:47] <gPad2002> Dennis: Revert to 32 then
#1588 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/javara
#1589 [09:47] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1590 [09:47] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1591 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> haha :D
#1592 [09:47] <m0nk> i got version 6 update 26
#1593 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> perfect m0nk
#1594 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> haha m0nk3n
#1595 [09:47] <m0nk> ?
#1596 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> Just bein' silleh!
#1597 [09:48] <Dennis> i have a screenshot from my prob
#1598 [09:48] <m0nk> show it
#1599 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> Yeah, m0nk, my idea for a world was that you have a HALF low stone, and the other half is high stone
#1600 [09:48] <Dennis> how?
#1601 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> Give us a url?
#1602 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> ...
#1603 [09:48] <Dennis> ok moment
#1604 [09:48] <m0nk> go to www.tinypic.com upload your pic and give us link
#1605 [09:48] <gPad2002> Dennis: http://uploadscreenshot.com
#1606 [09:49] <gPad2002> m0nk: mine is better, CTRL+V :3
#1607 [09:49] <m0nk> ah
#1608 [09:49] <m0nk> lol ctrl + v?
#1609 [09:49] <m0nk> ctrl + v what? :P
#1610 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> That's paste.
#1611 [09:49] <m0nk> i know thtat
#1612 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> l
#1613 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> o
#1614 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> l
#1615 [09:49] <m0nk> you cant just ctrl + c a pic
#1616 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> m0nk?
#1617 [09:49] <Dennis> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/21/unbenanntxeg.jpg/
#1618 [09:49] <m0nk> ?
#1619 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> did you see my idea for a server?
#1620 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> *the* server
#1621 [09:50] <m0nk> yes
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#1624 [09:50] <m0nk> where do i get low stone
#1625 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> Dude
#1626 [09:50] <m0nk> dennis: does it just stop there?
#1627 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> That means Java can't run
#1628 [09:50] <Dennis> yes
#1629 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> revert to your other java, uninstall, install xD
#1630 [09:51] <m0nk> do you have java version 6 update 26?
#1631 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> m0nk, perhaps medium and high?
#1632 [09:51] * esper_tnemmm [esper_tnemmm@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1633 [09:51] <Dennis> yes
#1634 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> m0nk, they reccomended 64 bit for a 32 bit comp xD
#1635 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> recommended*
#1636 [09:51] <m0nk> try deleting all in the minecraft folder except the saves folder. then double clicking the .exe minecraft file
#1637 [09:52] <m0nk> 64 bit java?
#1638 [09:52] <lildrummerdrew> told ya
#1639 [09:52] <m0nk> does he have 64 bit java on a 32 bit computeR?
#1640 [09:52] <m0nk> OS*Æ
#1641 [09:53] <m0nk> .æ
#1642 [09:53] <m0nk> -æ
#1643 [09:53] <lildrummerdrew> y
#1644 [09:53] <lildrummerdrew> e
#1645 [09:53] <lildrummerdrew> s
#1646 [09:53] <Dennis> i have 64 windows
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#1648 [09:53] <Dennis> 7
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#1651 [09:53] <m0nk> did you delete everything in minecraft folder?
#1652 [09:53] <Dennis> yes
#1653 [09:54] <m0nk> then open the .exe and login
#1654 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> oh, maybe it's.... oh whatever
#1655 [09:54] <m0nk> it will download all again and then try to join a server again
#1656 [09:54] <weirdo> cant play , i keep getting an unsafe message. can you help?
#1657 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> yakll confoose me
#1658 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> *yall
#1659 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> weirdo, plese give us the message using this:
#1660 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> ?? pastebin
#1661 [09:54] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1662 [09:55] <Dennis> ok i download everything new
#1663 [09:55] <m0nk> then login and try to join a server
#1664 [09:55] <Dennis> ok moment^^
#1665 [09:56] <Dennis> the same .... -.-
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#1667 [09:57] <m0nk> ok go to controll panel -> uninstall programs. find java and uninstall it. t hen go to www.java.com and download version 6 update 26
#1668 [09:57] <Erthalion> I need to reinstall my kids computer and the son have minecraft installed there. Will all of his creations have gone for good when we install minecraft again, or is all still on a server somewhere that we will find again when we log in afterwards?
#1669 [09:57] <m0nk> Erthalion: do you have 2 hdd's in the computer?
#1670 [09:57] <Dennis> i have 6 ver 26
#1671 [09:58] <Dennis> (Build 1.6.0_26-b03)
#1672 [09:58] <m0nk> then its something with the server. try login on a other server.
#1673 [09:58] <Erthalion> What do you mean? Memorycapacity?
#1674 [09:58] <m0nk> no.
#1675 [09:58] <Dennis> give me a id
#1676 [09:58] <m0nk> 2 hard disk drivers
#1677 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> Erthalion - All the saves are stored locally in the .minecraft folder
#1678 [09:58] <m0nk> http://mcserverlist.net/ pick one :D
#1679 [09:59] <Erthalion> Oh. Yes.
#1680 [09:59] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Erthalion win/reinst
#1681 [09:59] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1682 [09:59] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1683 [10:00] <Dennis> i can play on other
#1684 [10:00] <Dennis> but not on my favorit
#1685 [10:00] <m0nk> then its the server. nothing wrong with java or your minecraft install
#1686 [10:00] <lildrummerdrew> Dennis, your favorite may be having major lag issues :P
#1687 [10:00] <Dennis> no
#1688 [10:00] <m0nk> you just have to wait for it to be fixed
#1689 [10:00] <lildrummerdrew> Quite easily
#1690 [10:00] <Dennis> everybody can play on him
#1691 [10:00] <Dennis> test it anyone pls?
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#1693 [10:01] <lildrummerdrew> ip
#1694 [10:01] <Dennis> pixel-network.tk
#1695 [10:01] <m0nk> i
#1696 [10:01] <m0nk> p
#1697 [10:01] <lildrummerdrew> !check pixel-network.tk
#1698 [10:01] <lildrummerdrew> Yeah, the server just hates you.
#1699 [10:01] <Erthalion> Ok. Will try.
#1700 [10:02] <Dennis> hmm
#1701 [10:02] <Dennis> iam admin on him why he hates me :D
#1702 [10:02] <m0nk> erthalion. you need to store the saves/new world/whateveritscalled on somewhere else for them not to be deleted
#1703 [10:02] <m0nk> with me it said end of stream
#1704 [10:02] <Dennis> 85.131.146.93:25565
#1705 [10:02] <Erthalion> Ok
#1706 [10:02] <lildrummerdrew> !check 85.131.146.93
#1707 [10:03] <m0nk> 85.131.146.93:25565 works with me
#1708 [10:03] <m0nk> just give it some time to load
#1709 [10:03] * mib_8ayeoe [mib_8ayeoe@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1710 [10:03] <gPad2002> ~title http://pixel-network.tk
#1711 [10:03] <McPlusPlus> "None" (http://is.gd/7V0TeL)
#1712 [10:03] <mib_8ayeoe> hi
#1713 [10:04] <gPad2002> ~title http://85.131.146.93
#1714 [10:04] <McPlusPlus> "Günstige Prepaid Gameserver | nitrado.net" (http://is.gd/KK0p0g)
#1715 [10:04] <gPad2002> 'Kay, they are different servers :3
#1716 [10:04] <lildrummerdrew> ^!
#1717 [10:04] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#1718 [10:05] <m0nk> !paid FreakyD
#1719 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> !paid lildrummerdrew
#1720 [10:06] <m0nk> !paid m0nk
#1721 [10:06] <m0nk> !paid m0nk3n
#1722 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> Haha somebody type /paid Notch
#1723 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> oh, !paid notch
#1724 [10:06] <m0nk> !paid notch
#1725 [10:06] * AuBot kicked m0nk from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1726 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Don't suggest that, I will kick
#1727 [10:06] <gPad2002> lol
#1728 [10:06] * m0nk [m0nk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1729 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1730 [10:06] <m0nk> you tricked me
#1731 [10:06] <m0nk> !
#1732 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> I knew m0nk would type it, of all people xD
#1733 [10:06] <Dennis> its load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load and load
#1734 [10:06] <gPad2002> GreyVulpine: Can I do it? Can I can I can I?
#1735 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> AND BOOM< CRASH
#1736 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Pelase
#1737 [10:06] <gPad2002> :D
#1738 [10:07] <m0nk> i got his
#1739 [10:07] <m0nk> this
#1740 [10:07] <m0nk> [16:06:19] * You were kicked from #minecrafthelp by AuBot (notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1741 [10:07] <gPad2002> !kick lildrummerdrew No trickery :>
#1742 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> awh
#1743 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1744 [10:07] * gPad2002 pokes AuBot
#1744 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1745 [10:07] <gPad2002> It broke again? Lol
#1746 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, aubot hates you
#1747 [10:07] * lildrummerdrew hugs AuBot
#1747 [10:07] <Dennis> oh man -.- i will connect :(
#1748 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> !k lildrummerdrew
#1749 [10:07] * GreyBot kicked lildrummerdrew from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:704>)
#1750 [10:07] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1751 [10:07] <gPad2002> Hm, wait
#1752 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> GreyBot hates everybody
#1753 [10:07] <gPad2002> !paid arbot
#1754 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> Having fun yet? xD
#1755 [10:07] <Erthalion> Another question. When my son plays minecraft it then and then quits in middle of game and he have to click on the icon and start playing again. Anyone who knows about that?
#1756 [10:07] <gPad2002> M'kaynthen
#1757 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> Erthalion, single or multi.
#1758 [10:08] <Erthalion> single
#1759 [10:08] <lildrummerdrew> Erthalion you're low on memory.
#1760 [10:08] <Erthalion> Aha. How much do I need?
#1761 [10:08] <m0nk> alteast 2 - 3 gb ram
#1762 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> 1.5 gb of ram is the bare minimum
#1763 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> Wanna run a dxdiag for me?
#1764 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Erthalion win/dxdiag
#1765 [10:09] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1766 [10:09] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1767 [10:09] <Cryphonus> it can be anything from the graphic issues to java but not Ram in my opinion:D
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#1769 [10:10] <m0nk> cause when you dont have enough ram. it wont run
#1770 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> Cryphonus, I'd assume so, but we can always check. I've seen 5gb ram computers O.O
#1771 [10:10] <m0nk> right?
#1772 [10:10] <Dennis> i have a 8 gb laptop^^
#1773 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> If it's only a LIUL above 1.5, you can easily run out.
#1774 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> Dennis, GIMME xD
#1775 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> *lil*
#1776 [10:10] <Dennis> no ;D
#1777 [10:10] <m0nk> i got 12 in my desktop
#1778 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#1779 [10:11] <lildrummerdrew> I'ma check this computer, this is another.
#1780 [10:11] <Dennis> yes i have 2
#1781 [10:11] <Viras> hi
#1782 [10:11] <Cryphonus> tnt consumes heel amount of ram:D
#1783 [10:11] <Cryphonus> hell*
#1784 [10:11] <lildrummerdrew> I( have 3... xD
#1785 [10:11] <Dennis> ^^
#1786 [10:11] <lildrummerdrew> Hey Viras.
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#1788 [10:11] <Dennis> its load 11 min
#1789 [10:12] <Erthalion> Well, we have 2 gb on that one.
#1790 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> 766 mb ram o.o
#1791 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> wtffff?
#1792 [10:12] <Viras> do anyone know how to solve the problem with the virtual java machine?
#1793 [10:12] <m0nk> reinstall it
#1794 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Viras win/javara
#1795 [10:12] <streetyweety> Hello, anyone know how to forward a port for minecraft?
#1796 [10:12] <VoxelHead> Viras: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1797 [10:12] <VoxelHead> Viras: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1798 [10:12] <Viras> win
#1799 [10:12] <m0nk> streetyweety: i know
#1800 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> streetyweety google ""port forwarding"
#1801 [10:12] <m0nk> www.protforward.com
#1802 [10:12] <streetyweety> aha! so funny!
#1803 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> Viras listen to what VoxelHead said
#1804 [10:12] <xolotl> Erthalion: When it exits, is there any sort of error message?
#1805 [10:13] <Viras> thank u i will try directly
#1806 [10:13] <xolotl> Erthalion: If memory was the issue there would have been an error message mentioning it
#1807 [10:13] <lildrummerdrew> streetyweety, this isn't really the place to help with your server... Try #bukkit
#1808 [10:13] <Erthalion> Nope
#1809 [10:13] <lildrummerdrew> oh xD
#1810 [10:13] <xolotl> ??> Erthalion win/dxdiag
#1811 [10:13] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1812 [10:13] <streetyweety> thats a more helpful answer, thank you
#1813 [10:13] <VoxelHead> Erthalion: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1814 [10:14] <lildrummerdrew> brb running Minecraft
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#1817 [10:17] <Erthalion> Okay, I´ll try.
#1818 [10:17] <mr_wibble> hi ^^
#1819 [10:17] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#1820 [10:17] <Cryphonus> hi mr_wibble
#1821 [10:17] <mr_wibble> i have a big prob :(
#1822 [10:17] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#1823 [10:17] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1824 [10:17] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1825 [10:18] <mr_wibble> My launcher freeze when i open it and so i can´t login :/
#1826 [10:19] * mib_jy7c6n [mib_jy7c6n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1827 [10:19] <mr_wibble> its open since 3 std and i got no response from the launcher
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#1829 [10:20] <mr_wibble> anybody here?
#1830 [10:20] <Cryphonus> mr_wibble do you have the latest java?
#1831 [10:20] <lildrummerdrew> Workin on it
#1832 [10:20] <mr_wibble> yes
#1833 [10:21] <mr_wibble> 26 6
#1834 [10:21] <Viras> thank you very much Voxelhead
#1835 [10:21] <tyteen4a03> ??> Viras bot
#1836 [10:21] <VoxelHead> Viras: (bot) Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#1837 [10:21] <lildrummerdrew> He's just a bot, Viras, I made him say that...
#1838 [10:21] <VoxelHead> Viras: (bot) Did I type that out loud?
#1839 [10:21] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#1840 [10:21] <lildrummerdrew> I was about to do that >_>
#1841 [10:21] <tyteen4a03> :p
#1842 [10:21] <Viras> oh
#1843 [10:21] <Viras> then thanks everyone who was helping me
#1844 [10:21] <lildrummerdrew> haha we're the real hero's here. Ordinary volunteers and bots ^_^
#1845 [10:22] <lildrummerdrew> But not me, I'm a hinderance, not a helper xD
#1846 [10:22] * Opeth sighs.
#1846 [10:22] <Viras> bye
#1847 [10:22] <mr_wibble> but what can i do
#1848 [10:23] <mr_wibble> how i can unfreeze the launcher
#1849 [10:23] <lildrummerdrew> You can't log in, or AFTER you log in it goes black?
#1850 [10:23] <Kill4Life97> Hey guys, can anyone help me with making a "machine"? ie. The fuel would be pots and the item you put in is wheat... And you get flour in a pot??? So basically a furnace with a different purpose
#1851 [10:23] <lildrummerdrew> big difference.
#1852 [10:23] <Opeth> Kill4Life97 - No. Ask for help in #risucraft or design it yourself.
#1853 [10:23] <lildrummerdrew> Kill4Life97 You'd need a mod...
#1854 [10:24] <mr_wibble> no i cant log in becaus i dont can type in my data becaus the programm is still freezed
#1855 [10:24] <lildrummerdrew> oh. man. seems you got a case of that "AH I'M STUCK"z.
#1856 [10:24] <mr_wibble> dont know why 0.0
#1857 [10:24] <lildrummerdrew> Try in browser.
#1858 [10:25] <Kill4Life97> Oh.... What mod will I need? And I don't know but I think I might've phrased that wrong, I wanted to know how to code/design/make one myself
#1859 [10:25] <xolotl> Kill4Life97: Try #risucraft for mod-coding help
#1860 [10:25] <lildrummerdrew> Kill4Life97 try #risucraft
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#1862 [10:25] <Kill4Life97> Oh, thanks
#1863 [10:25] <mr_wibble> i played in the browser
#1864 [10:25] <lildrummerdrew> mr_wibble, what went wrong in browser?
#1865 [10:25] <mr_wibble> but in the next days i have no i-net and need it on mein laptop
#1866 [10:26] <mr_wibble> nothing
#1867 [10:26] <mr_wibble> the browser runs good
#1868 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> erm
#1869 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> Well ...
#1870 [10:26] <mr_wibble> but how i say
#1871 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> I say reinstall Minecraft
#1872 [10:26] <mr_wibble> in the next days i have no i-net and need it on mein laptop
#1873 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> Windows, correct?
#1874 [10:26] <mr_wibble> an how?
#1875 [10:26] <mr_wibble> yes
#1876 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mr_wibble win/reinst
#1877 [10:26] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1878 [10:26] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1879 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> Or just re-download the launcher
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#1882 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> *makin' iron in a furnace.... over a tack... gotz 12 diamonds yesterday ^_^*
#1883 [10:28] <mr_wibble> folder screenshots is in using xDD
#1884 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> *stack*
#1885 [10:28] <mr_wibble> not really but windows sow me this error
#1886 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> eror? o.o
#1887 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> *arror
#1888 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> *ERROR* >_>
#1889 [10:29] <mr_wibble> now :D
#1890 [10:29] <mr_wibble> mom i try
#1891 [10:29] <lildrummerdrew> ? >_>
#1892 [10:30] <mr_wibble> a question
#1893 [10:30] <mr_wibble> when i start the launcher my pc slow down
#1894 [10:30] <mr_wibble> and i got a six core with 2 gb graka
#1895 [10:30] <mr_wibble> o.o
#1896 [10:31] <lildrummerdrew> minecraft takes up at LEAST 1.5 gb of ram
#1897 [10:31] <mr_wibble> after deleting i runned the lauchner
#1898 [10:31] <mr_wibble> i got 4 gb
#1899 [10:31] <lildrummerdrew> It had to download
#1900 [10:31] <mr_wibble> an now the launcher is black screened
#1901 [10:31] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#1902 [10:32] <lildrummerdrew> got any mods?
#1903 [10:32] <mr_wibble> no :/
#1904 [10:32] <lildrummerdrew> Oy ve.... >_<
#1905 [10:32] <lildrummerdrew> OH CRAP CREEPER BRB
#1906 [10:32] <mr_wibble> i but i got only 45 kb/s
#1907 [10:32] <mr_wibble> is this the problem? xD
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#1909 [10:32] <mr_wibble> that he loading so long?
#1910 [10:33] <lildrummerdrew> ughhh.... brb I gotta get my stuff back, I was carrying my 12 diamonds... CREEPERZ >_<
#1911 [10:33] <lildrummerdrew> ?? patience
#1912 [10:33] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1913 [10:33] <Puddles> someones stolen my password
#1914 [10:33] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1915 [10:34] <mr_wibble> hmm
#1916 [10:34] <mr_wibble> ok
#1917 [10:35] <mr_wibble> launcher is still black
#1918 [10:35] <mr_wibble> i try to start it in adminmode
#1919 [10:35] <lildrummerdrew> completely black?
#1920 [10:35] <lildrummerdrew> or can yuo log in?
#1921 [10:35] <lildrummerdrew> *you*
#1922 [10:35] * Opeth is going out for the day: http://i.imgur.com/ipUtn.png
#1922 [10:36] <Opeth> [/win]
#1923 [10:36] <DreadLindwyrm> Puddles - that's something that you'd need to speak to Mojang about. we can't help with that.
#1924 [10:36] <DreadLindwyrm> "We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues"
#1925 [10:36] <mr_wibble> no i cant log in becaus the launcher den take that what i typing in
#1926 [10:36] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#1927 [10:37] <mr_wibble> if i type the accountname
#1928 [10:37] <mr_wibble> the launcher not response
#1929 [10:37] <lildrummerdrew> hmm...
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#1931 [10:37] <mr_wibble> and yes i have klickt in the textfield
#1932 [10:38] <mr_wibble> xD
#1933 [10:38] <mr_wibble> its not a account problem
#1934 [10:38] <lildrummerdrew> I know....
#1935 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> Umm.....
#1936 [10:39] <mr_wibble> its a launcher bzw. minecraft.exe prob :/
#1937 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> Delete the launcher and re-download it?
#1938 [10:39] <mr_wibble> hmm i try it
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#1941 [10:40] <mib_i637xv> Hi, I have a problem with mine craft. when I start mine craft, comes at the beginning of the same immediately minecraft has crashed
#1942 [10:40] <lildrummerdrew> mib_i637xv do you get an error?
#1943 [10:40] <mr_wibble> the same
#1944 [10:41] <mr_wibble> launcher freezed
#1945 [10:41] <Guest73995> Hi there. Can someone tell how i can change the spawnpoint in multiplayer ? Sleeping in bed doesn't work and the command /setspawn executed as op also does not work.
#1946 [10:41] <lildrummerdrew> mr_wibble, erm... ow. Try the SECOND download?
#1947 [10:41] <mr_wibble> i tryed it
#1948 [10:41] <lildrummerdrew> Guest73995, are you the owner of the server?
#1949 [10:41] <lildrummerdrew> mr_wibble, erm.... o.o
#1950 [10:41] <Guest73995> yes
#1951 [10:41] <mr_wibble> und the second works not fine two
#1952 [10:41] <mib_i637xv> yes
#1953 [10:41] <Guest73995> a private server in our lan
#1954 [10:41] <lildrummerdrew> Guest73995 get a map editor and move the spawn.
#1955 [10:42] <Guest73995> is there a mapeditor for linux ?
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#1957 [10:42] <lildrummerdrew> Just google Minecraft map editor
#1958 [10:42] <lildrummerdrew> The first result should be the wiki
#1959 [10:42] <lildrummerdrew> That has all the editors you could possibly need.
#1960 [10:42] <Guest73995> and how do i know where my house is exactly build ?
#1961 [10:42] <mib_i637xv> Hi, I have a problem with mine craft. when I start mine craft, comes at the beginning of the same immediately minecraft has crashed
#1962 [10:42] <Guest73995> ok
#1963 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> mib_i627xv: did it work before?
#1964 [10:42] <mib_i637xv> no
#1965 [10:43] <tyteen4a03> mib_i637xv: Does it come with an error?
#1966 [10:43] <mr_wibble> freezing again :(
#1967 [10:43] <mib_i637xv> yes
#1968 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> can you paste the error at pastebin.com and give us the link?
#1969 [10:44] <tyteen4a03> brb
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#1971 [10:44] <mr_wibble> error?
#1972 [10:44] <mr_wibble> the problem is
#1973 [10:44] <mr_wibble> i got no error
#1974 [10:44] <mr_wibble> only the programm freezed
#1975 [10:45] <mib_i637xv> okey
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#1977 [10:45] <mr_wibble> i dont show the website with information about the version
#1978 [10:45] <mr_wibble> that field is gray
#1979 [10:46] <lildrummerdrew> hmm....
#1980 [10:46] <lildrummerdrew> Internet connection is where that comes in...
#1981 [10:46] <mr_wibble> i dont know what could be the problem
#1982 [10:46] <lildrummerdrew> Maybe it's in the dep
#1983 [10:47] <mr_wibble> yes but only 46 kb/s
#1984 [10:47] <mib_i637xv> tyteen: sorry i must go i comes in 3 hours
#1985 [10:47] <mib_i637xv> ciao
#1986 [10:48] <mr_wibble> maybe my system is brocken?
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#1988 [10:49] <steve> bukkitdev
#1989 [10:49] <tyteen4a03> steve: yes?
#1990 [10:49] <mr_wibble> bukkitdev?
#1991 [10:50] <steve> sorry
#1992 [10:50] <steve> :-p
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#1994 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> pouffle: hi
#1995 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> you can start talking
#1996 [10:51] <Steve[cug]> I was trying to rebuild all my irc settings :-p
#1997 [10:51] <mr_wibble> i try it to install it on my laptop
#1998 [10:51] <Steve[cug]> the client froze on me >.<
#1999 [10:52] <mr_wibble> you two?
#2000 [10:52] <lildrummerdrew> ...
#2001 [10:52] <lildrummerdrew> *too*
#2002 [10:52] <mr_wibble> shit what is this :D
#2003 [10:52] <KickInAss> i had a black screen when i open mc somone told me to delete everything in .minecraft except the saves and now my pc says i dont have a premium account
#2004 [10:52] <lildrummerdrew> Errors are re-occuring
#2005 [10:52] <lildrummerdrew> KickInAss what's your in-game-name
#2006 [10:53] <KickInAss> KickInAss
#2007 [10:53] <m0nk> !paid KickInAss
#2008 [10:53] <KickInAss> ??
#2009 [10:53] <KickInAss> i paid it!
#2010 [10:53] <tyteen4a03> KickInAss: username please?
#2011 [10:54] <KickInAss> KickInAss!
#2012 [10:54] <m0nk> !paid KickInAss!
#2013 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> nope
#2014 [10:54] <lildrummerdrew> too bad.....
#2015 [10:54] <KickInAss> WHY!?
#2016 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> KickInAss: I assume that you use a pirated copy of Minecraft.
#2017 [10:54] <lildrummerdrew> We are not affilated with mojang
#2018 [10:54] <lildrummerdrew> And cannot, therfore, handle account issues
#2019 [10:54] <KickInAss> no i does not
#2020 [10:54] <KickInAss> i paid it!
#2021 [10:54] <lildrummerdrew> ... sorry
#2022 [10:55] <m0nk> "paid" it
#2023 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> We aren't mojang
#2024 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> we can't handle this.
#2025 [10:55] <KickInAss> FUCK MC!
#2026 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> Heh.
#2027 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> *Banhamer?*
#2028 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> *hammer
#2029 [10:55] <mr_wibble> xD
#2030 [10:55] <KickInAss> it s´have stolen me 15€
#2031 [10:56] <tyteen4a03> KickInAss: are you sure you are entering the correct username?
#2032 [10:56] <lildrummerdrew> Haha, riiiiiight..
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#2034 [10:56] <tyteen4a03> You should provide your Minecraft username
#2035 [10:56] <lildrummerdrew> Check your caps.
#2036 [10:56] <tyteen4a03> pouffle: start talking :<
#2037 [10:56] <pouffle> okay okay
#2038 [10:56] <KickInAss> i does
#2039 [10:56] <m0nk> youre minecrft username/login name
#2040 [10:57] <KickInAss> ye
#2041 [10:58] <m0nk> wich is?
#2042 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> KickInAss - Did you purchase a minecraft account from minecraft.net, or from some other site?
#2043 [10:58] <KickInAss> minecraft.net
#2044 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Please follow the directions at http://www.minecraft.net/support
#2045 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Use Account -> premium
#2046 [11:00] <mr_wibble> on my laptop mincraft launcher works
#2047 [11:00] <mr_wibble> but not on my pc
#2048 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> Then use that...
#2049 [11:00] <mr_wibble> yes
#2050 [11:00] <mr_wibble> ;)
#2051 [11:00] <pouffle> I would like to report a problem too, I hope I'm not disturbing anyone
#2052 [11:00] <pouffle> a problem I have with minecraft classic
#2053 [11:00] <tyteen4a03> pouffle: just say it :P
#2054 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> classic?
#2055 [11:00] <KickInAss> where do i find my transaction ID?
#2056 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> what's the error
#2057 [11:00] <mr_wibble> i take my laptop with me in the next days
#2058 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> KickInAss - From the payment receipt you got, when you bought minecraft
#2059 [11:01] <pouffle> when I log in from the website I get a white screen for a second and then it stops loading
#2060 [11:01] <pouffle> external clients seem to not work
#2061 [11:01] <mr_wibble> nice works on laptop
#2062 [11:01] <mr_wibble> hmm
#2063 [11:02] <pouffle> I've had this problem for...9 or 10 months I think
#2064 [11:02] <mr_wibble> i think something went wrong with my seytem
#2065 [11:02] <mr_wibble> *system
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#2067 [11:02] <mr_wibble> must reinstall it later and save may data
#2068 [11:03] <Stenlay> can anyone help me out with a mod?
#2069 [11:03] <mr_wibble> i just reinstall my system and play it on laptop
#2070 [11:03] <mr_wibble> but thanks for the support ^^
#2071 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> Stenlay: We do not offer mod supports here. Try #risucraft instead
#2072 [11:04] <Stenlay> ok, thank you
#2073 [11:04] <mr_wibble> after system reinstall it maybe will work :D
#2074 [11:04] <mr_wibble> thx ;)
#2075 [11:04] <mr_wibble> bey
#2076 [11:06] <pouffle> minecraft beta works for me
#2077 [11:06] <pouffle> on both desktop and laptop
#2078 [11:07] <pouffle> but I can't play classic on my desktop, and on my laptop I can play only singleplayer classic
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#2080 [11:08] <Me222> does anyone know why cant i buy minecraft using paypal?
#2081 [11:09] * mib_p9lkxc [mib_p9lkxc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2082 [11:10] <Me222> ??
#2083 [11:10] * mib_mharzt [mib_mharzt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2084 [11:10] <mib_mharzt> hello
#2085 [11:10] * [z] [[z]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2086 [11:10] <mib_mharzt> i have a question....
#2087 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> yes?
#2088 [11:11] <mib_mharzt> everytime i try to log into minecraft it says log in failed and i get try again or play off line and idk how to fix it any ideas?
#2089 [11:11] <mib_mharzt> ive tried re downloading it
#2090 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> mib_mharzt: from what I know, MC.net is currently unstable
#2091 [11:12] <tyteen4a03> try again later
#2092 [11:12] <mib_mharzt> i have its been doing this for a littl eover 3 days now my friend can log into the accoutn but i cant
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#2094 [11:13] <yarx-y> i cant play minecraft i log in and i see black screen
#2095 [11:14] <yarx-y> i just install two mod
#2096 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> ??> yarx-y win/reinst
#2097 [11:14] <VoxelHead> yarx-y: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2098 [11:14] <VoxelHead> yarx-y: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2099 [11:15] <mib_mharzt> when do u think it will be up?
#2100 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> mib_mharzt: might be up now, might be up later
#2101 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> noone knows
#2102 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> pouffle: speak up again
#2103 [11:15] <mib_mharzt> so u can tlog in either tyteen?
#2104 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> I haven't tried
#2105 [11:15] <tyteen4a03> the others told me that MC.net is down
#2106 [11:16] <mib_mharzt> i was just on it i couldnt do it from the main search bar but from google or yahoo u can accsess it
#2107 [11:18] <tyteen4a03> no idea
#2108 [11:18] <mib_mharzt> oh...
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#2111 [11:19] <SmallDeadGuy> Hi
#2112 [11:20] <SmallDeadGuy> I need help. Just hoping someone here is good at spriting?
#2113 [11:21] <mib_mharzt> spriting?
#2114 [11:22] <SmallDeadGuy> Making sprites
#2115 [11:23] <yarx-y> you sure i need to delete all?
#2116 [11:23] <yarx-y> acsept saves?
#2117 [11:24] <SmallDeadGuy> And texture packs
#2118 [11:24] <SmallDeadGuy> And .lastlogin
#2119 [11:25] <yarx-y> now it write i not download it
#2120 [11:26] <JohnEBH> ??> yarx-y win/reinst
#2121 [11:26] <VoxelHead> yarx-y: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#2123 [11:26] <VoxelHead> yarx-y: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2124 [11:27] <yarx-y> so i need delete scren shot resources and stats?
#2125 [11:29] <yarx-y> yes?
#2126 [11:29] <JohnEBH> yarx-y, If you want to keep your screenshots, keep it
#2127 [11:29] <SmallDeadGuy> Same with stats
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#2130 [11:29] <JohnEBH> yarx-y, Stats are useless...
#2131 [11:29] <JohnEBH> But if you want, yeah keep it
#2132 [11:30] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2133 [11:30] <lildrummerdrew> Who's not being helped?
#2134 [11:30] * gamakichi [gamakichi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2135 [11:30] <lildrummerdrew> And who can help ME persay? xD
#2136 [11:31] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, pleh
#2137 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, http://pastebin.com/MAyB2tLB
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#2139 [11:31] <Rensik> hello
#2140 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> morn'
#2141 [11:31] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Update java, and ati drivers? XD
#2142 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, updated.
#2143 [11:31] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Says here update 24...
#2144 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> ? o.o
#2145 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> well damn.
#2146 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> brb
#2147 [11:32] <JohnEBH> ??> lildrummerdrew win/javara
#2148 [11:32] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2149 [11:32] <Rensik> Can I ask for help with PermissionsBukkit here? If not, where should I?
#2150 [11:32] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#2152 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> #bukkit ?
#2153 [11:32] <JohnEBH> That'll clear up update 24 if you have 26 already
#2154 [11:32] <Rensik> Ah thank you
#2155 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> John, I don't have it yet, apparently
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#2157 [11:33] <yarx-y> now i have only bin, texturepacks, screenshots, saves, TooManyItems, options and lestlogin but its still not log in (it log in but black and not enter and after a wile it write error
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#2159 [11:33] <lildrummerdrew> yarx-y, close minecraft get rid of toomanyitems, delete your bin, and try again.
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#2161 [11:34] <yarx-y> if i delete bin can i install tomany items later?
#2162 [11:34] <lildrummerdrew> Yes.
#2163 [11:35] <lildrummerdrew> :P
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#2165 [11:35] <yarx-y> it work thanks
#2166 [11:35] <lildrummerdrew> now, wanna get help installing toomanyitems?
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#2168 [11:38] * mib_3hjmrx [mib_3hjmrx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2169 [11:38] <lildrummerdrew> 'llo mib_3hjmrx
#2170 [11:38] <mib_3hjmrx> help
#2171 [11:38] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#2172 [11:38] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2173 [11:38] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2174 [11:38] <yarx-y> thx!
#2175 [11:38] <yarx-y> :D
#2176 [11:39] <yarx-y> :)
#2177 [11:39] <yarx-y> :P
#2178 [11:39] <mib_3hjmrx> have put the free version on computer and it is juddering
#2179 [11:39] <yarx-y> :O
#2180 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> yarx-y?
#2181 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> mib_3hjmrx free version? You mean the demo?
#2182 [11:39] <mib_3hjmrx> yes
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#2184 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> hmm.... this?-
#2185 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> ?? demo
#2186 [11:39] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2187 [11:39] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
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#2189 [11:40] <mib_3hjmrx> how do i stop it juddering
#2190 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> "juddering"?
#2191 [11:40] <mib_3hjmrx> it isnt smooth
#2192 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> Checnge the settings, video settings.
#2193 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> *change
#2194 [11:40] <mib_3hjmrx> how?
#2195 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> that's a low fps, frames per second
#2196 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> Here
#2197 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> hit escape
#2198 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> then options
#2199 [11:41] <lildrummerdrew> then video setting
#2200 [11:41] <lildrummerdrew> s
#2201 [11:43] * mib_j0r8eo [mib_j0r8eo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2202 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> got that?
#2203 [11:43] * mib_43k2r2 [mib_43k2r2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2204 [11:44] <mib_3hjmrx> have done that but there is no option for video settings
#2205 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> ohh.
#2206 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> Probably isn't, in the demo
#2207 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> Sorry, I wouldn't know, I bought the game
#2208 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> It's worth it
#2209 [11:44] * mib_6fzeap [mib_6fzeap@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2210 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> !paid lildrummerdrew
#2211 [11:44] <lildrummerdrew> !paid lildrummerdrew
#2212 [11:44] * lildrummerdrew Hugs AuBot
#2212 [11:45] <mib_3hjmrx> how much
#2213 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> It costs 15 Euros
#2214 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> Or about 20 bucks
#2215 [11:45] <mib_3hjmrx> english
#2216 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> 20 dollars
#2217 [11:45] <mib_3hjmrx> pounds?
#2218 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> About.
#2219 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> erm....
#2220 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> Pounds? unsure
#2221 [11:46] * tyteen4a03 Cracks AuBot
#2221 [11:46] * tyteen4a03 fucks AuBot
#2221 [11:46] <mib_6fzeap> Can someone tell me what the minimum requirements are for a laptop to run minecraft?
#2222 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2223 [11:46] * lildrummerdrew does things to AuBot
#2223 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_6fzeap requirements/lessrude
#2224 [11:46] <VoxelHead> mib_6fzeap: (requirements/lessrude) 1.5GiB of RAM (3 GiB if you want to run the server and client at the same time), a 2.4GHz or so per core CPU, and if you expect the world to get rather big, 100MB or so of hard drive space.
#2225 [11:46] <VoxelHead> mib_6fzeap: (requirements/lessrude) A server will use a lot of bandwidth, _per player_ because the world is in a constant state of flux.
#2226 [11:46] <lildrummerdrew> mib_6fzeap, get 1.5gb of ram at LEAST
#2227 [11:46] * roflmaoshizmp [roflmaoshizmp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2228 [11:47] <roflmaoshizmp> Hello, I cant run minecraft in my browser, any help_
#2229 [11:47] <lildrummerdrew> roflmaoshizmp, ya got java 1.6_026?
#2230 [11:47] <roflmaoshizmp> downloading it now... gonna check if it fixes it..
#2231 [11:47] <lildrummerdrew> good. come back after.
#2232 [11:47] <mib_6fzeap> Thanks alot!
#2233 [11:48] <lildrummerdrew> Just remember to UNINSTALL pervious versions
#2234 [11:48] <lildrummerdrew> np
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#2236 [11:48] <mib_6fzeap> Is a net book good enough to play minecraft on?
#2237 [11:48] <lildrummerdrew> mib_6fzeap, sometimes. I forgot, are those things windows?
#2238 [11:49] <mib_6fzeap> Ya
#2239 [11:49] <lildrummerdrew> Are you on it now?
#2240 [11:49] <mib_6fzeap> No u2-
#2241 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> Well, get on it and come back here?
#2242 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2243 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> Cause it depends how much ram you have, which I can help you check.
#2244 [11:50] * Hellgast23 [Hellgast23@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2245 [11:50] <Hellgast23> Hey
#2246 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> 'lo
#2247 [11:50] <Hellgast23> Can someone help me 1sec?
#2248 [11:50] <roflmaoshizmp> hi
#2249 [11:50] <roflmaoshizmp> with what
#2250 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#2251 [11:50] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2252 [11:50] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2253 [11:50] <mib_6fzeap> Iwas thinking about getting one in a bit and I wanted to know if a netbook was good enough
#2254 [11:50] <Hellgast23> I need someone te test if ma sv works
#2255 [11:50] <lildrummerdrew> mib_6fzeap, it all depends. Some work, others not.
#2256 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> Hellgast23 gimme the ip
#2257 [11:51] <Hellgast23> Can someone try to connect to 81.11.179.179
#2258 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> !check 81.11.179.179
#2259 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> Nope, it's down.
#2260 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> !check 81.11.179.179:25565
#2261 [11:51] <Hellgast23> demmed
#2262 [11:51] <Hellgast23> been trying to get it on for so long :/
#2263 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> sol
#2264 [11:53] <lildrummerdrew> lalala *installing java*
#2265 [11:54] <pouffle> I have a question - I can't run MC classic on anything on my desktop
#2266 [11:54] <roflmaoshizmp> OK lilldrummerdrew it works now.
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#2268 [11:54] <Hellgast23> lildrummerdrew, ur there?
#2269 [11:54] <Hellgast23> lol
#2270 [11:54] <pouffle> and I can't run classic multiplayer on my netbook
#2271 [11:54] * rellig [rellig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2272 [11:54] <pouffle> on my desktop, on the web client it just stops loading as soon as it starts
#2273 [11:54] <lildrummerdrew> pouffle sometimes netbooks don't have enough ram
#2274 [11:54] <pouffle> my netbook runs beta fine
#2275 [11:54] <pouffle> external clients don't seem to work at all on my desktop
#2276 [11:55] <lildrummerdrew> hm. still.
#2277 [11:55] <pouffle> on my laptop I can't run multiplayer due to java "not being up to date"
#2278 [11:55] <pouffle> my java is fully updated to the latest version
#2279 [11:55] <lildrummerdrew> Which one is that now.
#2280 [11:56] <pouffle> v6 update 26, as it seems
#2281 [11:56] <lildrummerdrew> perfect
#2282 [11:56] <lildrummerdrew> so too bad.
#2283 [11:56] <lildrummerdrew> xD jk. But really classic isn't my thing...
#2284 [11:56] <lildrummerdrew> I dunno how to get it workin
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#2286 [11:57] <Hellgast23> if i portforward i have to fill in a LAN start port
#2287 [11:57] <Hellgast23> is it also 25565?
#2288 [11:57] <lildrummerdrew> okay? than yeah
#2289 [11:57] <lildrummerdrew> it's 25565
#2290 [11:58] <pouffle> thanks anyway lildrummerdrew
#2291 [11:58] <Hellgast23> is protocol UDP or TCP
#2292 [11:58] <Hellgast23> ?
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#2295 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> I luvsmods...
#2296 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> and, um.....
#2297 [11:59] <lolo_troll_lolo> what kind of mods
#2298 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> been a while...
#2299 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> Server currently uses 25565/TCP
#2300 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> lolo_troll_lolo I'm using optifog.
#2301 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> and optimine
#2302 [11:59] <lolo_troll_lolo> :)
#2303 [12:00] <Diablodoct0r> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdfGSecD-mg
#2304 [12:00] <lolo_troll_lolo> I use spc, zombes modpack, and toomanyitems
#2305 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> GreyVupine: can you take a look at pouffle's issue?4
#2306 [12:00] <Hellgast23> GreyVulpine so for minecraft portforward i use TCP?
#2307 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> Hellgast23 - Yes
#2308 [12:00] <lildrummerdrew> lolo_troll_lolo, spc and tmi ftw
#2309 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> if you're hosting a server
#2310 [12:00] <Hellgast23> k ty
#2311 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> tyteen4a03 - What issue?
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#2313 [12:00] <tyteen4a03> [23:54] <pouffle> I have a question - I can't run MC classic on anything on my desktop; [23:54] <pouffle> on my desktop, on the web client it just stops loading as soon as it starts; [23:55] <pouffle> on my laptop I can't run multiplayer due to java "not being up to date"; [23:55] <pouffle> my java is fully updated to the latest version
#2314 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> Which we checked, they have 1.6_026
#2315 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Operating system?
#2316 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> Excellent point.
#2317 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> Windows XP
#2318 [12:01] <pouffle> XP
#2319 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> XP
#2320 [12:02] <tyteen4a03> son
#2321 [12:02] <Hellgast23> Someone connect to 81.11.179.179 plox?
#2322 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> Could I perhaps get a screenshot of the error message you get when you try minecraft on the browser?
#2323 [12:02] <Hellgast23> if u say it doesn't work, DIE
#2324 [12:02] <Hellgast23> :p
#2325 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> Upload it to imgur.com and give us the address to the picture
#2326 [12:02] <pouffle> it doesn't show an error message - the screen is white for a split second and then goes black
#2327 [12:02] <lildrummerdrew> !check 81.11.179.179
#2328 [12:02] <lildrummerdrew> Hellgast23, working.
#2329 [12:03] <Hellgast23> yay
#2330 [12:03] <lildrummerdrew> I'ma join btw ^_^
#2331 [12:03] <Hellgast23> u didn't login?
#2332 [12:03] <Hellgast23> yea is fine
#2333 [12:03] * lolo_troll_lolo [lolo_troll_lolo@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2334 [12:03] <lildrummerdrew> no, I just type here, "!check ip"
#2335 [12:03] <Hellgast23> !check 81.11.179.179
#2336 [12:04] <Hellgast23> oo cool
#2337 [12:04] <Hellgast23> thats epic man
#2338 [12:04] <Hellgast23> :3
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#2340 [12:05] <roflmaoshizmp> silence...
#2341 [12:05] <roflmaoshizmp> who is playing minecraft right now?
#2342 [12:05] <[L]> Yes
#2343 [12:07] <roflmaoshizmp> Anyone will help me with this problem: I can start up minecraft, it is slightly laggy, and when I punch in the IP for the server, it starts lagging completely, it turns black, and then minecraft stops completely without a crash message.
#2344 [12:07] <roflmaoshizmp> I run mc in the browser
#2345 [12:07] <roflmaoshizmp> I have the newest java version
#2346 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: I think he said there isn't any errors
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#2348 [12:07] <roflmaoshizmp> ?
#2349 [12:07] <figaro> hey is anybody there??
#2350 [12:07] <roflmaoshizmp> yea
#2351 [12:08] <figaro> i realy need help
#2352 [12:08] <roflmaoshizmp> k
#2353 [12:08] <[L]> Some of us are afk
#2354 [12:08] <[L]> Give it time
#2355 [12:08] <roflmaoshizmp> lol
#2356 [12:08] <figaro> whenever i log in and go on in browser it then starts to load the title page but comes up with a blank screen
#2357 [12:09] <roflmaoshizmp> uhh... Java version?
#2358 [12:09] <figaro> dunno
#2359 [12:09] <roflmaoshizmp> k, that helps a lot...
#2360 [12:09] <roflmaoshizmp> have you tried the downloadable exe
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#2362 [12:10] <figaro> oh ok
#2363 [12:10] <[L]> Wait
#2364 [12:10] <[L]> Are you free or premium?
#2365 [12:10] <figaro> ilpremium i paid for it
#2366 [12:10] <roflmaoshizmp> he cant play mc in the browser without paying
#2367 [12:10] <[L]> figaro: MC Name?
#2368 [12:11] <[L]> roflmaoshizmp: There is a free version
#2369 [12:11] <lildrummerdrew> ?? demo
#2370 [12:11] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2371 [12:11] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2372 [12:11] <figaro> no i paid for it my mc name is Kozi_G
#2373 [12:11] <roflmaoshizmp> Oh ok didnt know about that
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#2375 [12:11] <[L]> Negative on the demo
#2376 [12:11] <[L]> \I meant Creative
#2377 [12:12] <[L]> !premium Kozi_g
#2378 [12:12] <[L]> !haspaid Kozi_G
#2379 [12:12] <[L]> I forgot the command
#2380 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> it's !paid
#2381 [12:12] <[L]> !paid Kozi_G
#2382 [12:12] <lildrummerdrew> !paid Kozi_G
#2383 [12:12] <[L]> Oh cool
#2384 [12:12] <lildrummerdrew> oh
#2385 [12:12] <lildrummerdrew> lol
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#2387 [12:12] <lildrummerdrew> laadeedumdeedaa...
#2388 [12:13] <yourmaster> lol
#2389 [12:13] <tyteen4a03> pouffle: GreyVulpine seems to have died. Pinging...
#2390 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> ping, ping ping.... *echoes*
#2391 [12:13] <mib_v8rsgh> What is the cheapest laptop I can get to play minecraft
#2392 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> mib_v8rsgh, checp? ... xD
#2393 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> *cheap*
#2394 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> That's a good joke.
#2395 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> tyteen4a03 - Try clearing the browser's cache.
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#2398 [12:14] <yourmaster> zleda = pwnage :D
#2399 [12:14] <zelda> What is the cheapest laptop I can get to play minecraft
#2400 [12:14] <lildrummerdrew> F YEAH
#2401 [12:14] <yourmaster> zelda*
#2402 [12:14] <yourmaster> uhh
#2403 [12:14] <yourmaster> hm
#2404 [12:14] <lildrummerdrew> zelda, that's irony... cheap, laptop, minecraft... xD
#2405 [12:15] <yourmaster> just look up the specs and find a netbook that has more or the same
#2406 [12:15] <yourmaster> i can show you one but its like 300 i think
#2407 [12:15] <zelda> Can someone please tell me?
#2408 [12:15] <zelda> Show me PLZ
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#2410 [12:16] <lildrummerdrew> hmm
#2411 [12:16] <lildrummerdrew> you're on a windows?
#2412 [12:16] <zelda> your master can you show me
#2413 [12:17] <zelda> I'm on my iPad right know but I want to buy a laptop
#2414 [12:17] <lildrummerdrew> Aah.
#2415 [12:17] <lildrummerdrew> Well make sure it has 1.5 (at the bare minimum) gb of ram
#2416 [12:17] <yourmaster> http://us.toshiba.com/computers/laptops/mini-notebook/NB300
#2417 [12:17] <lildrummerdrew> Try to get the most ram possible, and also download java when you get the laptop.
#2418 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> yourmaster - That netbook won't run minecraft
#2419 [12:18] <lildrummerdrew> don't listen to him... >_<
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#2421 [12:18] <yourmaster> why not?
#2422 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> not enough goodness
#2423 [12:19] <yourmaster> i have a computer worse that runs it
#2424 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> Atom processor. Underpowered.
#2425 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> !check games.ajourneytoofar.com:25565
#2426 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> This laptop will.
#2427 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/load_configuration.do?destination=review&config_id=6493734&aoid=35252
#2428 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> Nobody connect to that server though... xD
#2429 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> It's whitelisted.
#2430 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> Has 3 gigs of RAM, dedicated graphics card.
#2431 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> damn grey. how much? xD
#2432 [12:19] <yourmaster> i have a 1.4GHz computer 1gb ram running mc
#2433 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> yourmaster, that's rare. you're rare. feel special.
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#2435 [12:20] <lildrummerdrew> oh crap 400$...
#2436 [12:20] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#2437 [12:20] <yourmaster> haha
#2438 [12:20] <lildrummerdrew> damn straight.
#2439 [12:20] <yourmaster> your not going to find a 100$ laptop that pwns at everything
#2440 [12:21] <zelda> Is there any for around 300
#2441 [12:21] <lildrummerdrew> I know, but FOUR hundred is a lil much. 300 should be fine...
#2442 [12:21] <lildrummerdrew> just look around, it's called e-bay... xD
#2443 [12:21] <lildrummerdrew> jkjk
#2444 [12:21] <yourmaster> well this laptop is like 300 some and runs mc
#2445 [12:21] <Hellgast23> lol lildrummerdrew i already unbanned you, but its down atm doing stuff
#2446 [12:21] <Hellgast23> it was for fuhn :p
#2447 [12:22] <Hellgast23> fun*
#2448 [12:22] <lildrummerdrew> Hellgast23, I'm on my fav server right now xD
#2449 [12:22] <Hellgast23> i g2g
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#2451 [12:22] <yourmaster> presario CQ62 by compaq
#2452 [12:22] <lildrummerdrew> yourmaster, have fun with that.
#2453 [12:22] <yourmaster> runing minecraft right now
#2454 [12:22] <yourmaster> :P
#2455 [12:23] * lildrummerdrew compliments AuBot
#2455 [12:23] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2456 [12:23] <zelda> What do I search on ebey?
#2457 [12:23] <lildrummerdrew> lol it was a joke.... but idk, a laptop?
#2458 [12:23] <yourmaster> ebay can sell bad ones
#2459 [12:23] <lildrummerdrew> yourmaster, they can also sell good ones... derp.
#2460 [12:23] <yourmaster> like a bad hdd so you would need a repair tho
#2461 [12:23] * lildrummerdrew pokes AuBot
#2461 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> yourmaster, I'm the master of repairs
#2462 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2463 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> jkjk
#2464 [12:24] <zelda> What do you guys play it on?
#2465 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> But GreyVulpine can sure help.
#2466 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> zedla, I'm not ever on a laptop.
#2467 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> Unless you count my bro's, he's on windows 7
#2468 [12:24] <TheNytangel> ?? requirements
#2469 [12:24] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#2470 [12:24] <yourmaster> http://www.amazon.com/Compaq-Presario-CQ62-410US-15-6-Inch-Notebook/dp/B004G5ZUFK
#2471 [12:25] <yourmaster> thats the laptop i am playing minecraft on right now
#2472 [12:25] <lildrummerdrew> No wonder you're here. xD
#2473 [12:25] <lildrummerdrew> on the "help" irc
#2474 [12:25] <yourmaster> me?
#2475 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> derp.
#2476 [12:26] <zelda> Is it good?
#2477 [12:26] <yourmaster> runs fine with graphics down
#2478 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> haha, riiight.
#2479 [12:26] <yourmaster> why
#2480 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> Have fun pissing zelda off when it doesn't ork.
#2481 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> *work*
#2482 [12:27] <yourmaster> why wont it im using it right now
#2483 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> again, type "??< requirements" no quotes.
#2484 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> ??< requirements
#2485 [12:27] <zelda> Ok I'm going to leave now. Thanks for all the help
#2486 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> ... have fun.
#2487 [12:27] <yourmaster> lol
#2488 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> You'll be back....
#2489 [12:27] <yourmaster> why
#2490 [12:27] <yourmaster> the laptop is fine
#2491 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> Then why are you on the "help irc"?
#2492 [12:27] <yourmaster> im just here to help others
#2493 [12:28] <yourmaster> i was here before about my classic server tho
#2494 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> Haha yeahhhh sure so am I....
#2495 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> And there's it
#2496 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> *BING*
#2497 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> Have you bought beta?
#2498 [12:28] <yourmaster> nope
#2499 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> THAT'S why you recommended a terrible computer.
#2500 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> No wonder.
#2501 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> *all* *your* *fault*
#2502 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> This is more of a beta discussion place, for the most part.
#2503 [12:29] <yourmaster> i didnt buy it but i have it
#2504 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> Wait, what?
#2505 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> cracked version, AnjoCaido's version, or demo.
#2506 [12:29] <yourmaster> my friend got it and hated it then gave acc info to me
#2507 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> ah
#2508 [12:29] <lildrummerdrew> name
#2509 [12:30] <yourmaster> name wha?
#2510 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> ingame name.
#2511 [12:30] <yourmaster> sc0ttt
#2512 [12:30] * krimes123 [krimes123@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2513 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> !paid sc0ttt
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#2515 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> ingame name.
#2516 [12:30] <krimes123> hi guys
#2517 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> hi krimes
#2518 [12:30] <yourmaster> lol
#2519 [12:30] <krimes123> i have a problem
#2520 [12:30] <JohnEBH> Pssst, lildrummerdrew don't talk about cracked minecraft clients >.<"
#2521 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, asking.
#2522 [12:30] <yourmaster> indeed dont
#2523 [12:30] <lildrummerdrew> ??> krimes123 ask
#2524 [12:30] <VoxelHead> krimes123: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2525 [12:31] <VoxelHead> krimes123: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2526 [12:31] <krimes123> when i double klick minecraft it wont open
#2527 [12:31] <lildrummerdrew> click faster?
#2528 [12:31] <krimes123> its not it
#2529 [12:31] <krimes123> it is loading
#2530 [12:31] <lildrummerdrew> hm.
#2531 [12:31] <yourmaster> try right click then click run/open
#2532 [12:31] <krimes123> but wont open
#2533 [12:31] <krimes123> ok wait
#2534 [12:31] <lildrummerdrew> hm.
#2535 [12:31] <yourmaster> maybe not the newest java?
#2536 [12:31] <lildrummerdrew> That wouldn't affect that
#2537 [12:32] <Dan0> yesterday i was able to go online on severs, and not it won't let me online! it works for single player tho
#2538 [12:32] <lildrummerdrew> don't suggest it.
#2539 [12:32] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0, gimme the ip.
#2540 [12:32] <JohnEBH> krimes123, No error logs?
#2541 [12:32] <Dan0> nope
#2542 [12:32] <krimes123> nop
#2543 [12:32] <Dan0> it logs right in
#2544 [12:32] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0 ip or I can't do anything.
#2545 [12:32] <Dan0> but i have tried fidderent severs and it just times out
#2546 [12:32] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Is the file you downloaded a .exe?
#2547 [12:32] <krimes123> yeah
#2548 [12:32] <krimes123> and more weird
#2549 [12:33] <Dan0> i also have a mac,
#2550 [12:33] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Can you play through minecraft.net?
#2551 [12:33] <Dan0> so windows things won't work
#2552 [12:33] <krimes123> usually it would come a .minecraft
#2553 [12:33] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0, I don't care (yet?)
#2554 [12:33] <krimes123> when i ownload and run the minecraft exe
#2555 [12:33] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0, please just give me one of the ip's/
#2556 [12:33] <krimes123> but i didnt get any .minecraft
#2557 [12:33] <Dan0> silentcraft.net:25565 is the ip i tried
#2558 [12:33] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Errr, do you get past the log in screen?
#2559 [12:34] <Dan0> yea
#2560 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> no
#2561 [12:34] <Dan0> i do
#2562 [12:34] <krimes123> no it didnt ever show
#2563 [12:34] <Dan0> but
#2564 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> !check silentcraft.net:25565
#2565 [12:34] <krimes123> thats the problem
#2566 [12:34] <Dan0> online isn;t workingh
#2567 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0 yep it's a problem on your end.
#2568 [12:34] <Dan0> D8
#2569 [12:34] <Dan0> this is a pain X.X
#2570 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> Which, I'm still no good with this stuff...
#2571 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH?
#2572 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> wanna help?
#2573 [12:34] <yourmaster> !paid lildrummerdrew
#2574 [12:34] <JohnEBH> krimes123, make sure that an antivirus isn't blocking it...
#2575 [12:34] <yourmaster> lolz
#2576 [12:34] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, And with what? XD
#2577 [12:34] <Dan0> should i download minercraft
#2578 [12:34] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0's problem
#2579 [12:34] <krimes123> ok wait
#2580 [12:35] <JohnEBH> !paid JohnEBH
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#2582 [12:35] <Dan0> redown;oad*
#2583 [12:35] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0, no....
#2584 [12:35] <lildrummerdrew> Dan0, mac, right?
#2585 [12:35] <Dan0> yes
#2586 [12:35] <JohnEBH> Sure...
#2587 [12:35] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, you say we force update?
#2588 [12:35] <JohnEBH> Worth a try
#2589 [12:35] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: he told me that external clients didn't work as well, so...
#2590 [12:35] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Dan0 forceupdate
#2591 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Dan0: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2592 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Dan0: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2593 [12:36] <Dan0> ok, should i delet the mods i have or will they be fine?
#2594 [12:36] <JohnEBH> Force update should take care of it
#2595 [12:36] <kamilioooo> Alright well I'm running an Industrial Craft server, and yesterday all of the players (including me) crashed at the same time. Now we can't log back in because it crashes. This happened before and I ifxed it by deleting their profile in the world, but then that wipes their inv and I dont want to keep doing that. Can someone help me?
#2596 [12:36] <lildrummerdrew> Erm, JohnEBH, forceupdate will break mods.
#2597 [12:36] <lildrummerdrew> Thus breaking minecraft
#2598 [12:37] <tyteen4a03> lildrummerdrew: not always the case
#2599 [12:37] <lildrummerdrew> kamilioooo it's probably someone picking up an impossible item or something?
#2600 [12:37] <Dan0> should i delet the texture packs to?
#2601 [12:37] <yourmaster> !paid johnebh
#2602 [12:37] <yourmaster> lolz at u ppls
#2603 [12:37] <lildrummerdrew> tyteen4a03, I know, but usually
#2604 [12:37] <JohnEBH> I though Force Update, simply redownloads and replaces current files...
#2605 [12:37] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, it does
#2606 [12:37] <lildrummerdrew> including META-INf
#2607 [12:37] <JohnEBH> Meta-Inf isn't the cause of crashes XD
#2608 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> This calls for... MANUAL REINSTALL!!! xD
#2609 [12:38] <kamilioooo> no because we were just walking around
#2610 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Dan0 mac/reinst
#2611 [12:38] <VoxelHead> Dan0: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2612 [12:38] <VoxelHead> Dan0: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2613 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> kamilioooo
#2614 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> If it's not that than I have nothing to help with.
#2615 [12:38] <JohnEBH> Meta-Inf pretty much identifies whether the client is vanilla or not, that's why without it mods can run and it's deemed moded
#2616 [12:38] <Dan0> ok thank you!
#2617 [12:39] <lildrummerdrew> :P
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#2620 [12:40] <blaphmat> hi
#2621 [12:40] <lildrummerdrew> ask away
#2622 [12:41] <blaphmat> my minecraft doesnt work
#2623 [12:41] <lildrummerdrew> elaborate
#2624 [12:41] * Terranees [Terranees@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2625 [12:41] <blaphmat> i try browser and it just cant load
#2626 [12:41] <lildrummerdrew> download works?
#2627 [12:41] <blaphmat> can u help
#2628 [12:41] <Terranees> can some1 please help me with setting op a co-op single player server
#2629 [12:41] <Terranees> op=up*
#2630 [12:42] <blaphmat> no download doesnt work either
#2631 [12:42] <krimes123> (johnEBH) it still didnt work
#2632 [12:42] <lildrummerdrew> Terranees... wanna try #bukkit ?
#2633 [12:42] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Teamviewer?
#2634 [12:42] <JohnEBH> ?? teamviewer
#2635 [12:43] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2636 [12:43] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2637 [12:43] <krimes123> johnEBH minecraft doesnt have any requirements im sure of that
#2638 [12:44] <blaphmat> no
#2639 [12:44] <blaphmat> bukkit?????
#2640 [12:44] <blaphmat> k ill try
#2641 [12:44] <krimes123> what is teamviewer
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#2643 [12:44] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Teamviewer will allow me to see the situation myself and I can also fix the cause of the problem myself
#2644 [12:44] * mib_jh7f7h [mib_jh7f7h@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2645 [12:44] <mib_jh7f7h> any1 help wi mod loader ere
#2646 [12:44] <JohnEBH> mib_jh7f7h, Delete meta-inf
#2647 [12:45] <krimes123> ok but computer is slow xD wait 1 sec
#2648 [12:45] <mib_jh7f7h> well i downloaded it do i extract it
#2649 [12:45] <JohnEBH> mib_jh7f7h, Winrar?
#2650 [12:45] <JohnEBH> mib_jh7f7h, Are you using winrar?*
#2651 [12:46] <lildrummerdrew> (mib_jh7f7h mod support is #risucraft if you want actual support...)
#2652 [12:46] <JohnEBH> I'm pretty he just doesn't want to read the instructions provided on thread...
#2653 [12:46] <JohnEBH> yup
#2654 [12:47] <JohnEBH> Lol
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#2656 [12:47] <kermit> any ere
#2657 [12:47] <kermit> any1 here
#2658 [12:48] <JohnEBH> kermit, Ribbit
#2659 [12:49] <kermit> hello m8 erm it ses on modloader right click on .minecraft-bin-jar open with raf or summat all it ses is jar
#2660 [12:50] <JohnEBH> #risucraft is the channel for mod support
#2661 [12:50] <kermit> i joined n sed banned
#2662 [12:50] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#2663 [12:50] <JohnEBH> I see...
#2664 [12:50] <lildrummerdrew> Try now.
#2665 [12:50] <kermit> ok
#2666 [12:50] <lildrummerdrew> It auto bans mib names
#2667 [12:50] <JohnEBH> loool Gg
#2668 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> It also autobans JohnEBH
#2669 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> xD jkjklol
#2670 [12:51] <JohnEBH> D;
#2671 [12:51] * lildrummerdrew luvs AuBot
#2671 [12:51] * lildrummerdrew marries AuBot
#2671 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2672 [12:51] * lildrummerdrew slaps AuBot
#2672 [12:51] * lildrummerdrew divorces AuBot
#2672 [12:51] * JohnEBH pokes aubot
#2672 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> It luvs me!!! xD
#2673 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> It didn't divorce me back xD
#2674 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> lmao!
#2675 [12:52] <JohnEBH> You're probably just spamming it >.>"
#2676 [12:52] <JohnEBH> Loool
#2677 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> I know xD
#2678 [12:52] * lildrummerdrew rapes AuBot
#2678 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> >.O
#2679 [12:53] <TheNytangel> You know you like it..
#2680 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> good point xD
#2681 [12:53] <JohnEBH> Oh god... >.>
#2682 [12:53] <krimes123> john
#2683 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> jk lolz
#2684 [12:53] <TheNytangel> Nothing better than a metal.. never mind
#2685 [12:53] <JohnEBH> Lol That took a while...
#2686 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#2687 [12:53] <krimes123> johnEBH well my computer is istalled on swedish
#2688 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> "TheNytangel" <3
#2689 [12:53] <JohnEBH> krimes123, it's fine
#2690 [12:53] <krimes123> thats because it took so long
#2691 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> whatusaid lol
#2692 [12:54] <krimes123> u know swedish?
#2693 [12:54] <JohnEBH> krimes123, lol No
#2694 [12:54] <lildrummerdrew> Inte riktigt
#2695 [12:54] <krimes123> how are u going to fix the prob then?
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#2697 [12:55] <lildrummerdrew> Ska jag prova att skriva så här?
#2698 [12:55] <JohnEBH> But if I can operate a french os, an italian os and who knows what other foreign language, then I can probably operate a swedish os np...
#2699 [12:55] <krimes123> ok what is ur teamviewer name thing
#2700 [12:55] <krimes123> lol
#2701 [12:55] <lildrummerdrew> *translation button on the bottom* ftw xD
#2702 [12:55] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Just pm me you ID and Password provided by teamviewer
#2703 [12:55] <JohnEBH> krimes123, /msg JohnEBH (ID) (Pass)
#2704 [12:56] <re-al> i have a question
#2705 [12:56] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#2706 [12:56] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2707 [12:56] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2708 [12:57] <JohnEBH> Yup
#2709 [12:57] <re-al> ok when i start loadig minecraft classic it says "pixel format not accelerated"
#2710 [12:57] <lildrummerdrew> Video cards.
#2711 [12:57] <re-al> ?
#2712 [12:57] <TheNytangel> Can't live without 'em
#2713 [12:57] <lildrummerdrew> I think.
#2714 [12:57] <lildrummerdrew> *can't live WITH em*
#2715 [12:58] <TheNytangel> Graphics cards
#2716 [12:58] <TheNytangel> I think JohnEBH is busy using /ignore TheNytangel right now :P
#2717 [12:58] <re-al> ok how do i fix that
#2718 [12:58] <JohnEBH> I would never TheNytangel...
#2719 [12:58] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/dxdiag
#2720 [12:58] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2721 [12:58] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2722 [12:58] * JohnEBH considers...
#2722 [12:58] <krimes123> and now?
#2723 [12:59] <JohnEBH> krimes123, Are sure the password is correct?
#2724 [12:59] <re-al> ive tried that and it wont let me paste on pastebin
#2725 [12:59] <JohnEBH> krimes123, I can't get in, it's usually a 4 digit number...
#2726 [12:59] <krimes123> no maybe i did wrong wait
#2727 [12:59] <lildrummerdrew> re-al copy the text in the txt file
#2728 [12:59] <lildrummerdrew> all of it
#2729 [12:59] <re-al> i did
#2730 [12:59] <lildrummerdrew> brb died with DIAMOND PICKAXE SH*T
#2731 [12:59] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#2732 [13:00] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, You suck.
#2733 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> There were 5 zombies, okay?
#2734 [13:00] <JohnEBH> loool
#2735 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> And I only had an iron sword...
#2736 [13:00] <JohnEBH> Not diamond? >.>
#2737 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> I'll give you the screenshot in 5 mins
#2738 [13:00] <JohnEBH> Fail investment
#2739 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> dude I only had 3 diamonds at the time.
#2740 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> and I need glowstone more than a better sword
#2741 [13:00] <lildrummerdrew> nether <3
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#2743 [13:01] <JohnEBH> Fun >.>"
#2744 [13:01] <JohnEBH> Never anger the locals
#2745 [13:01] <lildrummerdrew> Ghasts are actually friendly to em though, and idk why, but I never complain ^_^
#2746 [13:01] <lildrummerdrew> lol got my stuff back already
#2747 [13:02] <lildrummerdrew> wanna see the screenshot?
#2748 [13:02] <JohnEBH> Nah
#2749 [13:02] <lildrummerdrew> It's hilarious xD
#2750 [13:02] <lildrummerdrew> 4 zombies walkin down some cobble stairs
#2751 [13:03] <lildrummerdrew> I'd already killed one.
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#2756 [13:08] <JohnEBH> Yum, pork chops from pig zombies... (ugghhhh)
#2757 [13:09] <re-al> it wont let me paste it to paste bin
#2758 [13:09] <frankieman> when I login the game starts but immediatly the screen turns white, what's wrong
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#2760 [13:10] <eggy> idk
#2761 [13:10] <Calinou> idc
#2762 [13:10] <Calinou> hi :)
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#2764 [13:13] <lildr> Damn brownout. power surge. whatever.
#2765 [13:13] <lildrummerdrew> hm.
#2766 [13:16] <lildrummerdrew> lag spike of death? Dx
#2767 [13:16] <Calinou> there is a fix for that, search the forums :P
#2768 [13:17] <Calinou> lrn2allocatemoreram
#2769 [13:17] <Calinou> lrn2playSMP
#2770 [13:17] <Calinou> :P
#2771 [13:17] <Calinou> FUUUU**
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#2773 [13:18] <re-al> ok do u know y pastebin wont let me paste anything to it?
#2774 [13:19] <Calinou> use another pastebin
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#2777 [13:21] <sockmister> is there an easeiar way to set up a minecraft server that the wiki page?
#2778 [13:21] <sockmister> tthan not that
#2779 [13:22] <Calinou> no, there isn't
#2780 [13:22] <sockmister> crap
#2781 [13:22] <lildrummerdrew> ?? smp/serversetup
#2782 [13:22] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: Lots of information here:
#2783 [13:22] <VoxelHead> smp/serversetup: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2784 [13:22] <Calinou> if you can't understand the tutorial, which is simple enough, you can't setup a server
#2785 [13:22] <lildrummerdrew> or #bukkit
#2786 [13:22] <re-al> what other pastebin
#2787 [13:22] <Calinou> don't install bukkit if you hardly install the vanilla server
#2788 [13:22] <Calinou> re-al: pastebin.com - pastebin.org and stuff
#2789 [13:22] <re-al> ok
#2790 [13:23] <re-al> it said please use pastecin.com
#2791 [13:23] <re-al> i meant bin
#2792 [13:24] <Calinou> you can use any pastebin
#2793 [13:24] <Calinou> or even upload a text file to a file sharing service, also works
#2794 [13:24] <Calinou> try mediafire.com
#2795 [13:25] <re-al> ok ill try
#2796 [13:25] <lildrummerdrew> please no filecopter though... I HATE that site.
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#2798 [13:27] <danmonkey> ugh
#2799 [13:27] <danmonkey> my keyboard is not working in minecraft
#2800 [13:27] <danmonkey> it puts a number every time i press any button.
#2801 [13:27] <lildrummerdrew> ?
#2802 [13:27] <lildrummerdrew> confuuuused.
#2803 [13:28] <danmonkey> like, if I press "W" the input comes out instead as "1" of "9"
#2804 [13:28] <danmonkey> or*
#2805 [13:28] <lildrummerdrew> try adjusting your controls.
#2806 [13:28] <danmonkey> did.
#2807 [13:28] <lildrummerdrew> you tried forceupdate
#2808 [13:28] <danmonkey> yes.
#2809 [13:28] <lildrummerdrew> Wanna retry it, the manual way?
#2810 [13:29] <danmonkey> ugh
#2811 [13:29] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/reinst
#2812 [13:29] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2813 [13:29] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2814 [13:29] <re-al> whats an IRC
#2815 [13:30] <Calinou> internet relay chat
#2816 [13:30] <Calinou> you're currently on IRC
#2817 [13:30] <Calinou> "Do not run Minecraft with Java 1.7!"
#2818 [13:30] <Calinou> why?
#2819 [13:30] <Calinou> some people have FPS increases with
#2820 [13:30] <lildrummerdrew> does not work with java 1.7
#2821 [13:30] <danmonkey> nope. it didn't work.
#2822 [13:30] <lildrummerdrew> danmonkey, get java 1.6_026
#2823 [13:31] <danmonkey> >.>
#2824 [13:31] <re-al> when i load mine classic it say pixel format not accelerated
#2825 [13:32] <lildrummerdrew> re-al, get us your dxdiag
#2826 [13:32] <lildrummerdrew> Or tell us your video card.
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#2828 [13:32] <Calinou> I already see "GMA"
#2829 [13:32] <lildrummerdrew> hm.
#2830 [13:32] <re-al> ------------------
#2831 [13:33] <Calinou> olol
#2832 [13:33] <Calinou> bad antispam is bad.
#2833 [13:33] <re-al> it wont woork
#2834 [13:33] <danmonkey> what's the latest java?
#2835 [13:34] <re-al> lildrummerdrew i cant it wont paste all of it in the bar
#2836 [13:34] <lildrummerdrew> don't paste the whole thing
#2837 [13:34] <lildrummerdrew> Just paste the part about video drivers... and only the "model" or whatever
#2838 [13:35] <lildrummerdrew> I almost died in lava mining obsidian cause of yall >_>
#2839 [13:35] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2840 [13:35] <danmonkey> GRRR
#2841 [13:35] <danmonkey> didn't work.
#2842 [13:35] <Calinou> lrn2pausegame
#2843 [13:35] <danmonkey> I have version 6 update 26
#2844 [13:35] <lildrummerdrew> dan get a new keyboard xD jk lol
#2845 [13:35] <re-al> where is that
#2846 [13:35] <danmonkey> it's minecraft.
#2847 [13:36] <danmonkey> it works fine outside of minecraft >.>
#2848 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> Calinou multiplayer?
#2849 [13:36] <Calinou> oh, ok
#2850 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> dan, that sucks then.
#2851 [13:36] <Calinou> most people I know play ssp :P
#2852 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> re-al, in your dxdiag?
#2853 [13:36] <danmonkey> brbr
#2854 [13:36] <danmonkey> maybe
#2855 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> Calinou, I play on a whitelisted smp with all ym friends, strict survival
#2856 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> *my*
#2857 [13:36] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH,
#2858 [13:36] <Calinou> ok, I do that too
#2859 [13:36] <lildrummerdrew> yepp
#2860 [13:36] <re-al> wherer i dont c any thing about it
#2861 [13:36] <JohnEBH> Yes sir?
#2862 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> I found a great cave...
#2863 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> re-al, scroll slooowwwly.
#2864 [13:37] <TheNytangel> Do you know javascript or html? :)
#2865 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> third column
#2866 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> I think
#2867 [13:37] <JohnEBH> Nope ^.^
#2868 [13:37] <TheNytangel> :(
#2869 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> lol I know bbcode xD
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#2871 [13:37] <lildrummerdrew> lmao
#2872 [13:37] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#2873 [13:37] <JohnEBH> I would if I actually tried to learn >.>
#2874 [13:37] <mib_gjl4tg> Can someone help me i have downloaded minecraft but when i log in it will not update, how can i fix it?
#2875 [13:38] <lildrummerdrew> [b][color=red][size=(dependsonforum]RAWR[/size][/color][/b]
#2876 [13:38] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mib_gjl4tg forceupdate
#2877 [13:38] <VoxelHead> mib_gjl4tg: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2878 [13:38] <VoxelHead> mib_gjl4tg: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2879 [13:38] <TheNytangel> I want the YYYY to clear out of the year box.. so far I have figured out "onMouseDown="javascripthere"();" or something of that sort
#2880 [13:39] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangelxD nice...
#2881 [13:39] <mib_gjl4tg> i did that but it gets stucks on updateing bar
#2882 [13:39] <Calinou> don't play offline
#2883 [13:39] <Calinou> oh
#2884 [13:39] <lildrummerdrew> mib_gjl4tg, windows, I presume?
#2885 [13:39] <TheNytangel> But I got the Month and Date drop down menus done :D
#2886 [13:39] <TheNytangel> Took a little while since I had to put in 12 months and 31 days
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#2888 [13:40] <mib_gjl4tg> yea
#2889 [13:40] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mib_gjl4tg win/reinst
#2890 [13:40] <VoxelHead> mib_gjl4tg: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2891 [13:41] <VoxelHead> mib_gjl4tg: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2892 [13:41] <mib_gjl4tg> ill try it
#2893 [13:42] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2894 [13:42] <re-al> lildrummerdrewCard name: ATI RADEON XPRESS 200
#2895 [13:42] <lildrummerdrew> AHH
#2896 [13:42] <re-al> yep
#2897 [13:42] <lildrummerdrew> no wonder.
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#2899 [13:43] <re-al> y
#2900 [13:43] <lildrummerdrew> one moment
#2901 [13:43] <re-al> k
#2902 [13:43] <JohnEBH> Om nom nom nom
#2903 [13:43] <lildrummerdrew> http://driversinstall.org/
#2904 [13:44] <re-al> ok thanx ill try it
#2905 [13:44] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2906 [13:45] <TheNytangel> Hmm.....
#2907 [13:45] <TheNytangel> This gives me and idea..
#2908 [13:46] <JohnEBH> Cookies? =O
#2909 [13:47] <TheNytangel> No..
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#2912 [13:49] <lildrummerdrew> I has cookies >;D
#2913 [13:49] <lildrummerdrew> Not in the dirty way though xD
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#2915 [13:50] <mib_prt14q> so im trying to run minecraft classic but it wont let me cuz i didnt accept the pallet. it says permissions for applet refused
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#2917 [13:50] <lildrummerdrew> mib_prt14q run it as an administrator
#2918 [13:50] <TheNytangel> Ok
#2919 [13:50] <TheNytangel> So
#2920 [13:50] <xolotl> mib_prt14q: Restart your browser and allow the applets to run, then
#2921 [13:50] <mib_prt14q> how do i do that
#2922 [13:50] <mib_prt14q> umm ok ill try that
#2923 [13:51] <xolotl> mib_prt14q: You'd... restart your browser, and then allow the applets to run, when you get the popups about them
#2924 [13:52] <xolotl> mib_prt14q: If you don't get any popups then you might have to mess around with things in Java's control panel
#2925 [13:52] <thecoppertop> hey guys, my client keeps crashing. I'm getting an error that says "Java Platform SE Binary has stopped working: A problem caused the program to stop working correctly. Windows will close the program and notify you if a solution is available." I have the latest version of Java.
#2926 [13:53] <thecoppertop> Any suggestions? Thanks.
#2927 [13:53] <JohnEBH> thecoppertop, Pastebin the full error log
#2928 [13:53] <JohnEBH> ?? pastebin
#2929 [13:53] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2930 [13:53] <JohnEBH> And we'll be able to better assist you
#2931 [13:53] <thecoppertop> ok thanks one sedc
#2932 [13:53] <mib_prt14q> how do i access the java control pannel on a mac
#2933 [13:55] <JohnEBH> Sooo... Cookies?
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#2935 [13:56] <thecoppertop> how do I get to the error log? sorry, I should probably know this
#2936 [13:57] <lildrummerdrew> windows?
#2937 [13:57] <lildrummerdrew> error log... umm, look for errors here, coppertop:
#2938 [13:57] <lildrummerdrew> ??> coppertop win/.minecraft
#2939 [13:57] <VoxelHead> coppertop: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2940 [13:58] <thecoppertop> thanks!
#2941 [13:58] <umbridge> I intalled the yogbox as instructed, but when I tried to play minecraft, I got the black screan. I then attempted to uninstall the yogbox, butbthe unintaller didn't seem to be working. Now Minecraft loads to abput 95% then stops and stays there. What should I do?
#2942 [13:58] <TheNytangel> Hmm..
#2943 [13:58] <TheNytangel> Whatever
#2944 [13:59] <lildrummerdrew> umbridge, mod support is here: #risucraft
#2945 [13:59] <lildrummerdrew> cookies... me likes ^_^
#2946 [14:00] * mib_4ql9ya [mib_4ql9ya@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2947 [14:00] <mib_4ql9ya> ...
#2948 [14:00] <lildrummerdrew> state problem?
#2949 [14:01] <mib_4ql9ya> Sorry, I was the guy with the yogbox problem\
#2950 [14:01] <lildrummerdrew> mod support is #risucraft
#2951 [14:01] <lildrummerdrew> but it won't work with that username
#2952 [14:01] <lildrummerdrew> type /nick newnamehere
#2953 [14:02] <re-al> when i try to run minecraft classic its says swicthing applets then goes to a black sreen
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#2955 [14:02] <lildrummerdrew> if your problem isn't fixed yet it's not gonna be re-al...
#2956 [14:03] <re-al> whem i try to run minecraft classic it says swicthing applets then goes to a black screen
#2957 [14:03] <Sorgrum> Hi can i have some help please?
#2958 [14:03] <re-al> u
#2959 [14:03] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#2960 [14:03] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2961 [14:03] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2962 [14:03] <Sorgrum> Ok, ok
#2963 [14:03] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, does this look about right? http://pastebin.com/HAndEbN7
#2964 [14:03] <Sorgrum> When i am on list list of servers on the minecraft page and I want to play one, I just click on it right?
#2965 [14:04] <lildrummerdrew> yes
#2966 [14:04] <re-al> lildrummerdrew that work it just goes to a black screen now
#2967 [14:04] <lildrummerdrew> If it's down, you'll know.
#2968 [14:04] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Lol Did you really just send me that? XD
#2969 [14:04] <lildrummerdrew> inutes to load
#2970 [14:04] <Sorgrum> Ok, but for me the online thing just stays black
#2971 [14:04] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, yes
#2972 [14:04] <lildrummerdrew> give it a few minutes to load re-al
#2973 [14:04] <Sorgrum> I am on a mac btw
#2974 [14:04] <re-al> ok
#2975 [14:04] <mib_4ql9ya> Umm I got banned.
#2976 [14:04] <lildrummerdrew> or it seems EVERYONE has this problem.
#2977 [14:05] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I guess? XD
#2978 [14:05] <lildrummerdrew> mib_4ql9ya, type /nick newnamehere then try #risucraft again
#2979 [14:05] <lildrummerdrew> brb, I'm hightailin' a creeper.
#2980 [14:05] <Sorgrum> Does me being on a mac have anything to do with me not being able to load servers online? If so, how do i find out the I.P. manually?
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#2982 [14:06] <lildrummerdrew> Sorgrum, no and NO.
#2983 [14:06] <Sorgrum> Ok, so what do i do?
#2984 [14:06] <lildrummerdrew> keep trying more.
#2985 [14:06] <Sorgrum> Fine
#2986 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> Sorgrum - Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#2987 [14:07] <lildrummerdrew> classic, dude
#2988 [14:07] <lildrummerdrew> I think.
#2989 [14:07] <Sorgrum> Im looking for a freebuild server
#2990 [14:07] <Sorgrum> and i don't like huge populations
#2991 [14:07] <re-al> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
#2992 [14:07] <lildrummerdrew> clasSIC OR BETa? yuo never said.
#2993 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> *caps lock
#2994 [14:08] <Sorgrum> Beta
#2995 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> much different.
#2996 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> You wanna be the only one on?
#2997 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> lol
#2998 [14:08] <Sorgrum> No, i want to have like 10 other people
#2999 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> then idc any.
#3000 [14:08] <Sorgrum> K
#3001 [14:08] <Sorgrum> Why does it say "Press B"?
#3002 [14:09] <lildrummerdrew> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft%20beta%20servers
#3003 [14:09] <lildrummerdrew> And sorgum, that's classic....
#3004 [14:09] <lildrummerdrew> for beta, you gotta buy beta, then click "in browser"
#3005 [14:09] <re-al> it said pixel format not accelerated agian :`{
#3006 [14:09] <Sorgrum> Oh
#3007 [14:09] <lildrummerdrew> re-al, your computer can't handle it.
#3008 [14:09] <Sorgrum> Is that link the server list for beta?
#3009 [14:09] <lildrummerdrew> no. but click it.
#3010 [14:09] <re-al> fair enough
#3011 [14:09] <Sorgrum> Oh haha
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#3013 [14:10] <Sorgrum> I did that, i just didn't know i had to include the "beta part"
#3014 [14:10] <lildrummerdrew> buahahaha
#3015 [14:10] <Sorgrum> I thought almost everyone used beta
#3016 [14:10] <lildrummerdrew> classic is for newbs without money
#3017 [14:10] <re-al> does that mean if i goe beta it wouldent work?
#3018 [14:10] <lildrummerdrew> !paid lildrummerdrew
#3019 [14:10] <xolotl> Sorgrum: Beta's certainly more prominent, but lots of people still do use Classic
#3020 [14:10] <xolotl> lildrummerdrew: Stop that, you've done that like fifty times now
#3021 [14:10] <lildrummerdrew> nope re-al, there's hope. beta and classic are 2 different dimensions entirely.
#3022 [14:10] <Sorgrum> Ok
#3023 [14:11] <Sorgrum> !paid Sorgrum
#3024 [14:11] <Sorgrum> :)
#3025 [14:11] <lildrummerdrew> xolotl, I promote self-done-stuff
#3026 [14:11] <xolotl> lildrummerdrew: And also, many people just prefer Creative-mode gameplay.
#3027 [14:11] <re-al> ok thhen ill have to get a new computerr
#3028 [14:11] <lildrummerdrew> xolotl, I don't see WHY... >_<
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#3030 [14:11] <re-al> or get it when it comes out for xbob
#3031 [14:11] <xolotl> lildrummerdrew: Because building things is fun?
#3032 [14:12] <re-al> i menat xbox
#3033 [14:12] <GreyVulpine> lildrummerdrew - Some people prefer just placing blocks.
#3034 [14:12] <lildrummerdrew> yeah, perhaps.
#3035 [14:12] <re-al> gtg
#3036 [14:12] <lildrummerdrew> xolotl and greyvulpine, that's why people use TOOMANYITEMS ^_^
#3037 [14:12] <re-al> dueces
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#3039 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> lildrummerdrew - would require everybody to have ops/admin on the server.
#3040 [14:13] <xolotl> lildrummerdrew: Or, they don't, because many people won't use mods
#3041 [14:13] <lildrummerdrew> never said it had to be smp, but sure.
#3042 [14:13] <lildrummerdrew> xolotl, like grey said, and inventory editors
#3043 [14:13] <deathspawn> 470:b927:aa:cc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :anyone know why my memory usage on minecraft like counts up from 89mb to 101, then bumps back down to 89mb... and i have 1200mb allocated. (Also have 2gb ram and nothing else is using ram atm either.
#3044 [14:13] <Sorgrum> lildrummerdrew what does it mean when it says "bad login"?
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#3046 [14:14] <lildrummerdrew> Sorgrum, make sure yuor password is typed right.
#3047 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> Sorgrum - Try doing a force update on the options menu of the launcher
#3048 [14:14] <xolotl> lildrummerdrew: That's not nearly the same thing as Creative mode. Let's just drop it though; I was just taking umbrage at your "Classic is for newbs [sic]" statement
#3049 [14:14] <Sorgrum> k
#3050 [14:14] <lildrummerdrew> xolotl, I was joking dude >_.
#3051 [14:14] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#3052 [14:15] * lildrummerdrew is waiting out rain and supercharged creeper at the door... o.o
#3052 [14:15] <DopeGhoti> I can't wait for 1.8, but mainly because we can stop supporting Classic, finally, since Creative is being added to the current codebase.
#3053 [14:15] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
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#3055 [14:17] <dude> so I got a problem
#3056 [14:17] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#3057 [14:17] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3058 [14:17] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3059 [14:17] <DopeGhoti> yo, we'll solve it
#3060 [14:17] <DopeGhoti> Check out the beat while Voxel revolves it.
#3061 [14:17] <Sorgrum> Thanks guys, i got it
#3062 [14:17] <dude> so I can't run the game well at all but its not my laptop as far as I know
#3063 [14:17] <xolotl> DopeGhoti: I'm sure some folks will continue to use it (assuming it stays online), given that it requires comparatively fewer system resources
#3064 [14:17] * JohnEBH leaves unexpectedly
#3064 [14:17] <lildrummerdrew> Get java? 1.6_026
#3065 [14:17] <xolotl> DopeGhoti: I'd bet there's folks on less-capable hardware using Classic for those reasons
#3066 [14:18] <xolotl> But yeah, I too am looking forward to an actual Creative mode in Beta
#3067 [14:18] * DopeGhoti is shocked by john's departure
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#3068 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> dude: what video adapter has your laptop got?
#3069 [14:18] <dude> I have it on the lowest video settings and it lags pretty bad
#3070 [14:18] * lildrummerdrew was expecting it
#3070 [14:18] <dude> like graphics card?
#3071 [14:18] <DopeGhoti> Very much like; yes.
#3072 [14:19] <dude> nvidia
#3073 [14:19] <dude> i think its the 500 series one
#3074 [14:19] <DopeGhoti> ??> dude win/dxdiag
#3075 [14:20] <VoxelHead> dude: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3076 [14:20] <VoxelHead> dude: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3078 [14:21] <lildrummerdrew> so are we doing ?? gpu/nvidia?
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#3080 [14:21] <DopeGhoti> possibly. patience, padawan.
#3081 [14:21] <dude> http://pastebin.com/NzHQAU2n there you go
#3082 [14:22] <lildrummerdrew> 3 p's?
#3083 [14:22] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3084 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> Avast! Accidetal allitteration ahead.
#3085 [14:22] <DopeGhoti> also, accidental.
#3086 [14:22] <lildrummerdrew> I could just be scooby doo "Ruh Roh"
#3087 [14:22] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3088 [14:23] <lildrummerdrew> And you said accidental twice, as a mAtter a' fAct
#3089 [14:23] <coop> i cant download my game, its telling me to update the video driver, how do i do that
#3090 [14:23] <TheNytangel> ?? google
#3091 [14:24] <VoxelHead> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#3092 [14:24] <TheNytangel> :)
#3093 [14:24] <lildrummerdrew> Haha ignore that xD
#3094 [14:24] <lildrummerdrew> windows?
#3095 [14:24] <coop> wow ok thats what i needed to know sorry to bother u
#3096 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> dude, your GPU driver is nearly a half a year old
#3097 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> dude gpu/nvidia
#3098 [14:24] <lildrummerdrew> coop I can help
#3099 [14:24] <VoxelHead> dude: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#3100 [14:25] <TheNytangel> lol
#3101 [14:25] <lildrummerdrew> coop what video driver do you have, do you know?
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#3103 [14:25] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, you know javascript? :)
#3104 [14:25] <dude> well I came on here about a week ago and downloaded the most recent driver for nvidia
#3105 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: I can read it, but not write it very much.
#3106 [14:25] <TheNytangel> :(
#3107 [14:25] <dude> it hasn't helped that I can notice
#3108 [14:26] <lildrummerdrew> dude get optifog
#3109 [14:26] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3110 [14:26] <lildrummerdrew> jk lol
#3111 [14:26] <coop> no i dont know anything about a video driver
#3112 [14:26] <lildrummerdrew> ??> coop win/dxdiag
#3113 [14:26] <ChrisWolfie> I'm having a problem with connecting to a multi server
#3114 [14:26] <VoxelHead> coop: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3115 [14:26] <VoxelHead> coop: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3116 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: why do you ask? If you need something relatively simple, I might be able to help.
#3117 [14:26] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, it's making text disappear when clicking in the box
#3118 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> dude: what are your current Minecraft settings?
#3119 [14:26] <lildrummerdrew> brb...
#3120 [14:27] <lildrummerdrew> time to play piano
#3121 [14:27] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: I think you can bind to an onClick event to change the CSS to display="hidden" or "none" or whatever the actual directive is.
#3122 [14:27] <dude> low, the render distance is tiny, fast graphics balanced performance
#3123 [14:27] <dude> oh and not smooth lighting
#3124 [14:27] <DopeGhoti> dude: try setting performance to Max FPS
#3125 [14:27] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, what is the code for that? :P
#3126 [14:27] <ChrisWolfie> The error I'm receiving is "The error is "internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read Time Out" does anyone know how to fix this?
#3127 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> dude: also, very strangely, some people have reported that running in fullscreen (F11 to toggle this) actually _helps_ somehow,
#3128 [14:28] <dude> that has made it lag more when I tried to
#3129 [14:28] <lildrummerdrew> back
#3130 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: hold please; example forthcoming
#3131 [14:29] <lildrummerdrew> hmm...
#3132 [14:29] <TheNytangel> Lol ok
#3133 [14:30] <ChrisWolfie> Actually, now the error is "Connection refused: connect" anyone have an idea as to how to fix?
#3134 [14:30] <TheNytangel> The server is down..?
#3135 [14:31] <dude> actually I just put it on max fps and it is working on far as of now
#3136 [14:31] <dude> *far render distance
#3137 [14:32] <dude> or not haha just started lagging again
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#3141 [14:37] <frodo> hi
#3142 [14:37] <frodo> i cant update my minecraft on mac
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#3146 [14:41] <JAC> Having problems installing and downloading game. Jave script message and dont find .exe file once I try to download...what gives?
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#3149 [14:49] <mib_uiz1aw> I was logged in under my username & my mum paid for me to access Minecraft. Because she was buying it for me she selected the 'buy for someone else' option. I recieved the gift code but when I try to use it says the code has been used or is invalid
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#3151 [14:53] <mib_uiz1aw> can anyone help?
#3152 [14:53] <Damo> ok so ive had minecraft for along time and the last like 5 days everytime i try and connect i get a cannot conncect to minecraft.net and when i first got it like 5 days ago i thought oh ok hes doing a update but now its been to long and i still get that error
#3153 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Make sure you're entering the entire code, including dashes
#3154 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Damo - What operating system?
#3155 [14:54] <Damo> windows 7
#3156 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> [Damo TIME reply]: 12:54:09 20-Jan-2007
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#3158 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Correct your time/date
#3159 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> You're a few years off.
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#3161 [14:55] <jamie> can`t connect to minecraft
#3162 [14:55] <mib_tnq3e6> same
#3163 [14:55] <Damo> lol
#3164 [14:55] <jamie> why
#3165 [14:55] <Damo> lol let me try
#3166 [14:55] <mib_tnq3e6> is it just goin on na blank screen with you
#3167 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Sec, testing client then
#3168 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Login server's been having trouble today
#3169 [14:56] <jamie> says downloading then screen comes up for a sec then disappears
#3170 [14:56] <mib_uiz1aw> i already have yet it's still not working
#3171 [14:56] <mib_tnq3e6> so 2moz it should be alright??
#3172 [14:56] <jamie> had same prob yesterday
#3173 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Define, "not working"
#3174 [14:57] <mib_tnq3e6> wt do we do
#3175 [14:57] <Damo> haha success thanks
#3176 [14:57] * GreyVulpine tips hat to Damo.
#3176 [14:57] <jamie> how did you get success
#3177 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> He fixed his problem, time/date was off
#3178 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Login server seems up
#3179 [14:57] <jamie> ??? what that mean?
#3180 [14:58] <mib_uiz1aw> Ref query with giftcode bought on my ID but 'for someone else' can anyone help, please?
#3181 [14:58] <dude> I have this same problem http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_lags_on_a_new_powerful_computer it seems like there is no solution, but is there?
#3182 [14:58] <dude> I read the whole thing and nothing resolved it that I could tell
#3183 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Please log into your minecraft.net account, go to your profile page. The gift code will be at the bottom.
#3184 [14:58] <mib_tnq3e6> mine just goes onto a blank screen when it is goin on the title page
#3185 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Enter it into the redeem page, dashes and all
#3186 [14:59] <jamie> what about our prob of not getting into game?
#3187 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> dude - You gave us a dxdiag with Intel HD graphics, if I remember correctly. It doesn't technically count as a "powerful" computer
#3188 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> ?? patience
#3189 [14:59] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3190 [14:59] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3191 [14:59] <dude> I would imagine
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#3193 [14:59] <mib_uiz1aw> Thanks, we have the gift code but it said it had been used. We haven't used it. We tried going in 'give to someone'. Is there anyone else to redeem it?
#3194 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> dude - Nothing you can do, but turn down the graphics.
#3195 [14:59] <dude> it runs everything pretty well except for minecraft
#3196 [14:59] <dude> aight
#3197 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> dude - Also, look up optimine and optifog, they're optimization mods for minecraft
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#3199 [15:00] <dude> alright I will try those next
#3200 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Check the profile page at minecraft.net, if it's been redeemed, it'll tell you by whom.
#3201 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - If not, it'll tell you that it's not used
#3202 [15:00] <mib_uiz1aw> Thanks, will give it a go.
#3203 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> jamie - Now, your problem?
#3204 [15:01] <jamie> soz just have 2 children naggin at my head why cannot play hence inpatient parent lol
#3205 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> We get hundreds of people passing through here daily, I apologize for the wait.
#3206 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> jamie - Where does the problem lie?
#3207 [15:02] <Wug> ??> jamie teamviewer
#3208 [15:02] <VoxelHead> jamie: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3209 [15:02] <VoxelHead> jamie: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3210 [15:02] <Wug> perhaps I can be of some assistance
#3211 [15:02] <jamie> what do i do? just click on it?
#3212 [15:02] <Wug> download and run.
#3213 [15:02] <slyfoxhound> what does it mean when windows says "virtual memory too low", it always pops up when im playing minecraft
#3214 [15:03] <mib_uiz1aw> Went to profile & minecraft.net, typed in details but came up with incorrect or been used. Nowhere to see who redeemed it
#3215 [15:03] <Wug> and read the whole factoid.
#3216 [15:03] <Wug> slyfoxhound: you dont have enough ram
#3217 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> slyfoxhound - Means your computer doesn't have enough free RAM to run minecraft
#3218 [15:03] <slyfoxhound> o
#3219 [15:03] <slyfoxhound> :(
#3220 [15:03] <Wug> we told you this yesterday
#3221 [15:03] <slyfoxhound> no you didnt ?
#3222 [15:03] <Wug> mm, yes we did
#3223 [15:04] <jamie> install or run?
#3224 [15:04] <slyfoxhound> sher ok byby
#3225 [15:04] <Wug> grey wasnt here, it was lildrummerdrew I think
#3226 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> jamie - Run it.
#3227 [15:04] <Wug> it will display a 9 digit id and a 4 digit password
#3228 [15:04] <Wug> pm those to me
#3229 [15:04] <slyfoxhound> my uncle added 2 ram and it came with 1 ram so y not enough?
#3230 [15:04] <jamie> ok
#3231 [15:05] <jamie> how do i pm you?
#3232 [15:05] <Wug> slyfoxhound: are you using windows vista?
#3233 [15:05] <slyfoxhound> click on name
#3234 [15:05] <slyfoxhound> no xp
#3235 [15:05] <Wug> jamie: /msg wub blahblahblah
#3236 [15:05] <Wug> wug*
#3237 [15:06] <jamie> its ok done it now
#3238 [15:06] <dude> can I change which (between integrated and nvidia) graphics card runs minecraft?
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#3240 [15:06] <dude> and if so how?
#3241 [15:07] <mib_uiz1aw> On profile page it says the unused code then 'you have given the game to:' this is blank
#3242 [15:07] <slyfoxhound> how much ram is needed to play minecraft?
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#3244 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_uiz1aw - Then copy the entire code, go to the redeem link on the same page, and try pasting it
#3245 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> slyfoxhound - At least 1-1.5 gigs.
#3246 [15:08] <mib_uiz1aw> have tried that few times will give another go
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#3249 [15:08] <slyfoxhound> but i have 3 and it still says virtual memory 2 low
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#3251 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> slyfoxhound - What operating system are you on?
#3252 [15:08] <slyfoxhound> xp
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#3254 [15:08] <m0nk> then dont try running so many programs in the background
#3255 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> Alright - Go to your start menu, right click on "My Computer", and choose properties
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#3257 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> Look down towards the bottom of the window, how much RAM is listed there?
#3258 [15:09] <mr_trousers> Hwo do I fix minecraft when it crashes?
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#3260 [15:09] <slyfoxhound> 1.87, but i bought 2 sticks and my uncle added them
#3261 [15:10] <guacamole> thanks it works (gift code)
#3262 [15:10] <mr_trousers> does anyone know how to fix minecraft when it crashes?
#3263 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> guacamole - Glad to hear it
#3264 [15:10] <mr_trousers> anyone?
#3265 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - By telling us what the error is?
#3266 [15:10] <mr_trousers> hello?
#3267 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Hi
#3268 [15:10] <mr_trousers> oh okay
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#3270 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Please Copy the error and paste it at www.pastebin.com, give us the address to the error after pressing the submit btton
#3271 [15:10] <mr_trousers> well it won't let me copy the error so i can't
#3272 [15:11] <gunther> hey? if i wanna play minecraft multiplayer how do i do? I already payed for the game
#3273 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Has minecraft worked before?
#3274 [15:11] <mr_trousers> yes
#3275 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> gunther - By finding a server ip and entering it into the multiplayer field
#3276 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_trousers win/reinst
#3277 [15:11] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3278 [15:11] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3279 [15:11] <mr_trousers> okay
#3280 [15:11] <colt> i got invited into a multi player server but it says connection failed everytime
#3281 [15:11] <gunther> I gotta download it first right?
#3282 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> gunther - Yes.
#3283 [15:12] <gunther> ah kk
#3284 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> colt - Then the server isn't up
#3285 [15:12] <mr_trousers> thanx for the information I'll try that
#3286 [15:12] <colt> oh
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#3289 [15:13] <Shafer1212> when I try to play minecraft the screen just goes black
#3290 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#3291 [15:14] <Shafer1212> Yes
#3292 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Classic or beta?
#3293 [15:14] <Shafer1212> Beta
#3294 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> What operating system?
#3295 [15:14] <Shafer1212> Windows?
#3296 [15:14] <Shafer1212> 7
#3297 [15:14] <Shafer1212> vista
#3298 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> ??> Shafer1212 win/reinst
#3299 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Shafer1212: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3300 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Shafer1212: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3301 [15:14] <Shafer1212> If thats what you mean
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#3304 [15:15] <Shafer1212> Thanks
#3305 [15:15] <gunther> how do i get blocks to look differently?
#3306 [15:16] <gunther> and myself too?
#3307 [15:16] <Shafer1212> Well blocks
#3308 [15:16] <Shafer1212> You download texture packs
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#3310 [15:16] <gunther> where do i download texture packs mate? :P
#3311 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> gunther - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/10790-texture-pack-central-mods-tools-maps-list/
#3312 [15:17] <Shafer1212> Well the best website I have found is minecraft forums
#3313 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Have fun.
#3314 [15:17] <Shafer1212> Also
#3315 [15:17] <gunther> ok
#3316 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> Also, for skins, try the skindex: http://www.minecraftskins.com/
#3317 [15:17] <gunther> ill first try the pack thing :p
#3318 [15:17] <Shafer1212> DO NOT download the HD patch if play through the internet not thought download
#3319 [15:18] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti
#3320 [15:18] <Shafer1212> Thats what I did
#3321 [15:18] <DopeGhoti> yes?
#3322 [15:18] <TheNytangel> I sort of got it
#3323 [15:18] <Shafer1212> And now minecraft wont work :/
#3324 [15:18] <DopeGhoti> I hope my example was helpful.
#3325 [15:18] <TheNytangel> Yeah..
#3326 [15:18] <Shafer1212> now time to fix it
#3327 [15:18] <TheNytangel> It's sort of what I want, but next time Kake comes on, I will have him do it better :)
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#3330 [15:20] <DopeGhoti> I told you I didn't speak fluent Javascript.
#3331 [15:20] <DopeGhoti> but that seemed simple enough based on what you asked.
#3332 [15:21] <lildrummerdrew> lol I have a big ol' book about the stuff.
#3333 [15:21] <lildrummerdrew> And also, "google"
#3334 [15:21] <lildrummerdrew> *ooh, aah...*
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#3336 [15:22] <mib_nsscg1> Hello I'm having some diffilculties with minecraft
#3337 [15:22] <colt> i had my friend log into the multi player server and he got in fine but i still cant.
#3338 [15:22] <DopeGhoti> lildrummerdrew: I know you didn't just /join a channel after being gone for half an hour and then try to jump midstride into a conversation of which you had no bearing for the context of.
#3339 [15:22] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1 state your issue and elaborate
#3340 [15:23] <gunther> if i use a texture pack, can i still play at other people's servers?
#3341 [15:23] <lildrummerdrew> DopeGhoti I was listening earlier, and I had to go.
#3342 [15:23] <DopeGhoti> colt: what happens when you try. Have you tried other servers?
#3343 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> colt - Is your friend in the same house as the server?
#3344 [15:23] <lildrummerdrew> gunther, yes
#3345 [15:23] <mib_nsscg1> I tried going to my auto data but everyththing is all gone
#3346 [15:23] <gunther> Is there a list of servers? and where? :P
#3347 [15:23] <gunther> multiplayer
#3348 [15:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> gunther smp/servers
#3349 [15:23] <VoxelHead> gunther: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3350 [15:23] <m0nk> www.mcserverslist.com
#3351 [15:23] <ultra_man99> We have just bought and installed minecraft, but an error has shown up saying we have a video card issue and needs an update. We don't know how to fix it.
#3352 [15:23] <VoxelHead> gunther: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3353 [15:23] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1, please explain "auto data"
#3354 [15:23] <mib_nsscg1> um
#3355 [15:24] <lildrummerdrew> ??> ultra_man99 win/dxdiag
#3356 [15:24] <m0nk> http://mcserverlist.net/
#3357 [15:24] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
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#3359 [15:24] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3360 [15:24] <mib_nsscg1> can anyone help me
#3361 [15:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> m0nk dont/spam
#3362 [15:24] <VoxelHead> m0nk: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3363 [15:24] <mib_nsscg1> hello
#3364 [15:24] <mib_5ljdiz> I need help
#3365 [15:24] <m0nk> it wasnt the same thing
#3366 [15:24] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1 were trying
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#3368 [15:24] <DopeGhoti> mib_nsscg1: nof you rely on our telepathy
#3369 [15:24] <mib_nsscg1> can Anyone help me this is urgent
#3370 [15:24] * lildrummerdrew high fives opeGhoti
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#3371 [15:25] <mib_5ljdiz> I bought the game, but it says my account isn't premium, what do I do?
#3372 [15:25] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1 please explain further
#3373 [15:25] <mib_nsscg1> its like my computer harddrive crashed
#3374 [15:25] <Shafer12123434> I tryed to download the HD patch for texture packs but I was playing through the internet
#3375 [15:25] <lildrummerdrew> mib_5ljdiz how long have you waited
#3376 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_5ljdiz payment
#3377 [15:25] <VoxelHead> mib_5ljdiz: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3378 [15:25] <colt> ive tryed are old server and it just says failed to connect to sever, connection timed out:connect
#3379 [15:25] <VoxelHead> mib_5ljdiz: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3380 [15:25] <mib_5ljdiz> I bought it about 45 minutes ago.
#3381 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> colt: that server might be down.
#3382 [15:25] <ultra_man99> We have just bought and installed minecraft, but an error has shown up saying we have a video card DRIVER issue and needs an update. We don't know how to fix it.
#3383 [15:25] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1, option,s (before logging in), force update
#3384 [15:25] <mib_nsscg1> can anyone help me plz
#3385 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> ultra_man99 win/dxdiag
#3386 [15:25] <mib_1dx7sz> how do i fix this black screen?
#3387 [15:25] <mib_nsscg1> anyone?
#3388 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3389 [15:25] <Shafer12123434> Same
#3390 [15:25] <lildrummerdrew> ??> ultra_man99 win/dxdiag
#3391 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3392 [15:25] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#3393 [15:25] <colt> he got into both of them with no problems
#3394 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_1dx7sz win/reinst
#3395 [15:25] <VoxelHead> mib_1dx7sz: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3396 [15:25] <VoxelHead> mib_1dx7sz: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3397 [15:25] <mib_5ljdiz> Do I have to wait a certain amount of time before it recognizes I bought the game?
#3398 [15:26] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1 ^^
#3399 [15:26] <Shafer12123434> I need help
#3400 [15:26] <lildrummerdrew> that outta do it..
#3401 [15:26] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#3402 [15:26] <ultra_man99> I says there is a video card driver issue
#3403 [15:26] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3404 [15:26] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3405 [15:26] <DopeGhoti> ultra_man99: so update your GPU drivers.
#3406 [15:26] <Shafer12123434> Okay
#3407 [15:26] <mib_5ljdiz> I need help ._.
#3408 [15:26] <mib_nsscg1> I need help
#3409 [15:26] <Shafer12123434> So I tryed to download some HD patch
#3410 [15:26] <lildrummerdrew> dos anyone listen to voxelhead?
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#3412 [15:26] <mib_nsscg1> please
#3413 [15:26] <Shafer12123434> for texture packs
#3414 [15:27] <mib_nsscg1> anyone?
#3415 [15:27] <mib_5ljdiz> Does it take a certain amount of time before the website recognizes I bought the game and makes me premium?
#3416 [15:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_nsscg1 dont/bother
#3417 [15:27] <VoxelHead> mib_nsscg1: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3418 [15:27] <lildrummerdrew> mib_nsscg1 we're talking to you
#3419 [15:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_5ljdiz payment
#3420 [15:27] <Shafer12123434> but I was playing through the internet
#3421 [15:27] <VoxelHead> mib_5ljdiz: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3422 [15:27] <ultra_man99> What's a GPU driver?
#3423 [15:27] <VoxelHead> mib_5ljdiz: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3424 [15:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> ultra_man99 gpu
#3425 [15:27] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (gpu) Graphical Processing Unit; also known as one's Video Card or Graphics Adapter. See ?? dxdiag for how to get lots if information about yours.
#3426 [15:27] <lildrummerdrew> mib_5ljdiz as a matter of fact, yes
#3427 [15:27] <mib_nsscg1> my computer is crashed and oh what ever i'm leaving
#3428 [15:27] <mib_5ljdiz> K
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#3430 [15:27] <mib_5ljdiz> Thanks
#3431 [15:28] <lildrummerdrew> Shafer12123434 you need something to adapt for an hd texture pack
#3432 [15:28] <lildrummerdrew> such as a mod
#3433 [15:28] * mib_g6pz8w [mib_g6pz8w@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3434 [15:28] <lildrummerdrew> and mods don't work in-browser.
#3435 [15:28] <colt> so i just cant go into multi player anymore...
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#3437 [15:28] <lildrummerdrew> colt, give me the ip you're trying.
#3438 [15:28] <DopeGhoti> colt: Have. You. Tried. Other. Servers?
#3439 [15:29] <colt> yes!..
#3440 [15:29] <Shafer12123434> I cant do anything the screen just goes black when I play is there anyway to fix it?
#3441 [15:29] <lildrummerdrew> There are a lotta down servers out there...
#3442 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> ??> Shafer12123434 win/reinst
#3443 [15:29] <VoxelHead> Shafer12123434: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3444 [15:29] <VoxelHead> Shafer12123434: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3445 [15:29] <lildrummerdrew> dopeghoti, nice quick typing/
#3446 [15:29] <Shafer12123434> VoxelHead
#3447 [15:29] <DopeGhoti> ??> colt smp/servers/specific
#3448 [15:29] <VoxelHead> colt: (smp/servers/specific) Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#3449 [15:30] <Shafer12123434> Does that mean I have to delete all the files?
#3450 [15:30] <colt> so try that server?
#3451 [15:30] <lildrummerdrew> Shafer12123434, not the saves
#3452 [15:30] <lildrummerdrew> sure colt, whatever floats your boat
#3453 [15:30] <mib_1dx7sz> Thank You!!!
#3454 [15:30] <Shafer12123434> Okay
#3455 [15:30] <VoxelHead> is there some other meaning of "delete everything except for the saves directory
#3456 [15:30] <lildrummerdrew> *yes*
#3457 [15:30] <VoxelHead> that I don't know?
#3458 [15:30] <Shafer12123434> kk thanks!
#3459 [15:30] <lildrummerdrew> lol, is that dope or grey as vox, jw xD
#3460 [15:30] <ultra_man99> This is what it says when I try to download it: Bad video card drivers! Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#3461 [15:31] <lildrummerdrew> ??> ultra_man99 win/dxdiag
#3462 [15:31] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3463 [15:31] <VoxelHead> ultra_man99: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3464 [15:31] <lildrummerdrew> What VoxelHead said ^^
#3465 [15:31] <DopeGhoti> ultra_man99: like we said five minutes ago, update upur GPU drivers
#3466 [15:31] <colt> i got into this one tyvm
#3467 [15:31] <DopeGhoti> colt: cheers
#3468 [15:31] <lildrummerdrew> np colt
#3469 [15:31] <DopeGhoti> that'll be $8
#3470 [15:31] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3471 [15:31] <lildrummerdrew> If you got 8$ for every time you did that, you'd have 16$... xD jk
#3472 [15:32] <DopeGhoti> More like $1,538,642.
#3473 [15:32] * lildrummerdrew high fives AuBot
#3473 [15:32] <lildrummerdrew> is that divisible by 8 o.o
#3474 [15:32] <ultra_man99> Where can u find the gpu things?
#3475 [15:33] <lildrummerdrew> ultra_man99, can you go into start menu, and hit run?
#3476 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> That depends on what GPU you have, to update.
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#3478 [15:33] <ultra_man99> yea
#3479 [15:33] <lildrummerdrew> type in dxdiag, ultra_man99
#3480 [15:35] <ultra_man99> Thanks guys i appreciate the help i need to do some followup
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#3482 [15:35] <lildrummerdrew> save the dxdiag as a txt please?
#3483 [15:35] <shafer1212> I tryed doing that
#3484 [15:35] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212, no luck?
#3485 [15:35] <shafer1212> but It wont let me delete the bin file
#3486 [15:35] <lildrummerdrew> ... close minecraft
#3487 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#3488 [15:36] <shafer1212> I did
#3489 [15:36] <shafer1212> ...
#3490 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> then just move the file?
#3491 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> Or log in as an administrator
#3492 [15:36] <shafer1212> ?
#3493 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#3494 [15:36] <shafer1212> Oh
#3495 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> ighto. how about we open task manager instead...
#3496 [15:36] <shafer1212> Yeah
#3497 [15:36] <lildrummerdrew> *righto
#3498 [15:37] <lildrummerdrew> end java...
#3499 [15:37] <lildrummerdrew> I hate to do this.
#3500 [15:37] <shafer1212> Im on administraitor
#3501 [15:37] <shafer1212> kk
#3502 [15:37] <lildrummerdrew> did you end java and try moving it/deleting it?
#3503 [15:37] <shafer1212> No java open
#3504 [15:37] <lildrummerdrew> hmm. good...
#3505 [15:38] <lildrummerdrew> Processes?
#3506 [15:38] <lildrummerdrew> javaw?
#3507 [15:38] <lildrummerdrew> something?
#3508 [15:39] <shafer1212> Okay umm I opend task manager and there is no java open I looked
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#3510 [15:39] <lildrummerdrew> alright, then the bin should delete...
#3511 [15:39] <shafer1212> brb I will see
#3512 [15:39] <lildrummerdrew> kk.
#3513 [15:40] <shafer1212> It says it was oped in another folder?
#3514 [15:40] <lildrummerdrew> hm, what else do you have open?
#3515 [15:40] <shafer1212> .monecraft folder and this
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#3517 [15:41] <lildrummerdrew> >.O
#3518 [15:41] <lildrummerdrew> Well just close that, and open minecraft, but DON'T log in.
#3519 [15:41] <shafer1212> I did that before this when i already had the other things deleted other than the bin
#3520 [15:42] <shafer1212> and it still showed a black screen
#3521 [15:42] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212, just force update (optiongs, above login) then try it
#3522 [15:42] <shafer1212> :/
#3523 [15:42] <lildrummerdrew> this should work..
#3524 [15:42] <shafer1212> The bin file is the only one not deleted other than the saves
#3525 [15:43] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212 just try force update then...
#3526 [15:43] <mermi> i downloded a texture pack and i had put it on the game it froze the game so i exit the game now it wont let me go in it shows the loeding screen and the mojang but after that its just a black screen
#3527 [15:43] <shafer1212> Im also playing through th interner
#3528 [15:43] <shafer1212> SAME
#3529 [15:43] <shafer1212> mermi
#3530 [15:43] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mermi forceupdate
#3531 [15:43] <VoxelHead> mermi: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3532 [15:43] <VoxelHead> mermi: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3533 [15:43] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212 let me handle this
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#3535 [15:43] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212 please use the downloaded version.
#3536 [15:43] <mermi> TY TY TY TY TY TY TY OMG TY
#3537 [15:44] <shafer1212> How and will I still get my saves?
#3538 [15:44] <lildrummerdrew> It won't affect your saves.
#3539 [15:44] <shafer1212> W00T
#3540 [15:44] <lildrummerdrew> Force update just reinstalls anything that's missing.
#3541 [15:45] <lildrummerdrew> such as; (but not limited to;) bin, jar, META-INF (updates break mods.) texture packs (just the folder)
#3542 [15:45] <lildrummerdrew> )
#3543 [15:45] <shafer1212> How do I force update?
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#3545 [15:45] <lildrummerdrew> under options
#3546 [15:45] <lildrummerdrew> at the login screen
#3547 [15:45] <lildrummerdrew> when using the downloaded version
#3548 [15:46] <Wug> forceupdate doesnt touch texture packs
#3549 [15:46] <shafer1212> Oh and how do i use that?
#3550 [15:46] <mermi> It works now ty so much :)
#3551 [15:46] <Wug> and as such doesnt correct problems caused by them
#3552 [15:46] <lildrummerdrew> Wug, just the folder. If it's missing
#3553 [15:46] <GreyVulpine> It's not missing
#3554 [15:46] <lildrummerdrew> You know what I mean >_>
#3555 [15:46] * GreyVulpine sighs
#3555 [15:46] <Wug> the folder is created by minecraft if its not there, it wont stop execution if it isnt present
#3556 [15:47] <Wug> still teamviewering jamie. downloading graphics drivers.
#3557 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> : P I thought this was what I just said... and/or assumed...
#3558 [15:47] <Wug> internet is slow (pulling 35KB/s >.<)
#3559 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> Wug, mine's slower xD
#3560 [15:47] <mermi> NEED HELP NOW!!!!
#3561 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> remember how much my computer lagged through teamview?
#3562 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> mermi what's wrong.
#3563 [15:47] <shafer1212> How do I get downloaded versoin then?
#3564 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> lol wug that was sped up compared to usual.
#3565 [15:47] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212, have you BOUGHT the game...
#3566 [15:48] <mermi> it wont let me play cuz of my textur pack
#3567 [15:48] <shafer1212> YES
#3568 [15:48] <lildrummerdrew> mermi, delee the texture pack then.
#3569 [15:48] <shafer1212> IVE PLAYED IT FOR MONTHS NOW
#3570 [15:48] * zenon [zenon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3571 [15:48] <shafer1212> I have!
#3572 [15:48] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212, then log in and download from minecraft.net
#3573 [15:48] <mermi> i cant
#3574 [15:48] <lildrummerdrew> Sorry, I'm not psyhcic shafer1212
#3575 [15:48] <lildrummerdrew> mermi, just go into the file
#3576 [15:48] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mermi win/.minecraft
#3577 [15:48] <VoxelHead> mermi: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3578 [15:49] <lildrummerdrew> *texture packs*
#3579 [15:49] <lildrummerdrew> Look in there.
#3580 [15:49] <mermi> k i put it in my files k but i copy and past it on minecraft and then deleted the 1 in my files and now its stuck on minecraft
#3581 [15:50] <lildrummerdrew> It shouldn't be..
#3582 [15:50] <shafer1212> Lil sorry
#3583 [15:50] <shafer1212> I was upset
#3584 [15:50] <mermi> it is
#3585 [15:50] <lildrummerdrew> The reinstall should have fixed that...
#3586 [15:50] <lildrummerdrew> shafer1212 it's fine
#3587 [15:50] <shafer1212> But I have to say this about you
#3588 [15:50] <mermi> it did not
#3589 [15:50] <shafer1212> YOU ARE EPIC!
#3590 [15:50] <shafer1212> THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#3591 [15:50] <lildrummerdrew> ?? patience
#3592 [15:50] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3593 [15:50] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
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#3595 [15:51] <mermi> i downloded a texture pack and i had put it on the game it froze the game so i exit the game now it wont let me go in it shows the loeding screen and the mojang
#3596 [15:52] <zenon> hmmmm
#3597 [15:52] <lildrummerdrew> back
#3598 [15:52] <mermi> i downloded a texture pack and i had put it on the game it froze the game so i exit the game now it wont let me go in it shows the loeding screen and the mojang but after that its just a black screen
#3599 [15:52] * Rensik [Rensik@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3600 [15:52] <lildrummerdrew> did I type "??> mermi win/reinst" before?
#3601 [15:53] <mermi> ?
#3602 [15:53] * Puddles [Puddles@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3603 [15:53] <lildrummerdrew> In other words
#3604 [15:53] <lildrummerdrew> did you delete everything out of .minecraft except saves?
#3605 [15:54] <mermi> ya i also deleted minecraft it self
#3606 [15:54] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#3607 [15:54] * mib_e7btxb [mib_e7btxb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3608 [15:54] <lildrummerdrew> that was unnecessary
#3609 [15:54] <lildrummerdrew> But okay, good... umm....
#3610 [15:54] <Puddles> why won.t minecraft work on my computer i have installed the plugin and when i go inbrowser it loads but then goes to a blank screen
#3611 [15:54] <Wug> I'm going to make a script that says '?? teamviewer' every 3 minutes
#3612 [15:54] <tyteen4a03> Wug: :<
#3613 [15:54] <Wug> so I dont have to
#3614 [15:54] <mermi> ya but i got it back dont worry i love the game
#3615 [15:55] * Wug macros it to /t right now
#3615 [15:55] <lildrummerdrew> Puddles ya got java 1.6_026?
#3616 [15:55] <lildrummerdrew> lol wug also make it say ?? patience, ?? ask
#3617 [15:55] <Puddles> i pretty sure
#3618 [15:55] <lildrummerdrew> puddles go check on their site
#3619 [15:55] <Wug> ?? teamviewer
#3620 [15:55] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3621 [15:55] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3622 [15:55] <Wug> it works :)
#3623 [15:55] <lildrummerdrew> mermi one sec.... phone's ringin
#3624 [15:55] <mermi> :'(
#3625 [15:56] <lildrummerdrew> back
#3626 [15:56] <lildrummerdrew> sorry
#3627 [15:56] <Wug> GreyVulpine: has anyone you've ever seen with mirage graphics ever been able to get minecraft working
#3628 [15:56] <lildrummerdrew> We, believe it or not, have LIVES... xD
#3629 [15:56] <mermi> :'(
#3630 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Pfft, no.
#3631 [15:56] <lildrummerdrew> lol, make a ??+ for that
#3632 [15:56] <strant1314> Hey there, I have a legit copy of minecraft, I live in the US, but I took a trip to the Ukraine, and I also played there. I got the "Unlicensed copy or logged in from another location message", which is understandable, but when I got home the USA, I tried to play and now the message is back, even though this is where I bought it! Any ideas on how to fix?
#3633 [15:56] <lildrummerdrew> mermi, this is not usual..
#3634 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> strant1314 - try a Force update through the options menu of the launcher
#3635 [15:57] <Wug> stop logging in from other locations
#3636 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> strant1314 - It'll go away then
#3637 [15:57] <Wug> (you ran the launcher more than once)
#3638 [15:57] <Wug> (at the same time)
#3639 [15:57] <strant1314> kk, brb, Thanks.
#3640 [15:57] <mermi> NEED HELP
#3641 [15:57] <lildrummerdrew> should I teamview mermi?
#3642 [15:57] <GreyVulpine> MERMI - WITH WHAT?
#3643 [15:57] <Wug> ^ lol
#3644 [15:57] <lildrummerdrew> Grey, it's not workin
#3645 [15:57] <Puddles> it says i heve old versions and i have tried to remove them but there is no prompt for it
#3646 [15:57] <mermi> i downloded a texture pack and i had put it on the game it froze the game so i exit the game now it wont let me go in it shows the loeding screen and the mojang but after that its just a black screen
#3647 [15:58] <Wug> ?? win/reinst
#3648 [15:58] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3649 [15:58] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3650 [15:58] <lildrummerdrew> hd texture pack broke it, we deleted everything but saves in.minecraft but it's still black.
#3651 [15:58] * Wug ninja'd grey
#3651 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> pfft
#3652 [15:58] <lildrummerdrew> Already did it
#3653 [15:58] <lildrummerdrew> ALREADY did it
#3654 [15:58] <Wug> then he forgot to delete the tecxture packs
#3655 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> well, you did it wrong
#3656 [15:58] <Wug> ^^
#3657 [15:58] <mermi> umm?
#3658 [15:58] <lildrummerdrew> Noo, they're gone >_<
#3659 [15:58] <lildrummerdrew> (Speaking for mermi... xD)
#3660 [15:59] <lildrummerdrew> lol we've already been over this.
#3661 [15:59] <mermi> lol
#3662 [15:59] <Wug> ??> mermi teamviewer
#3663 [15:59] <VoxelHead> mermi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3664 [15:59] <VoxelHead> mermi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3665 [15:59] <lildrummerdrew> Wug time!
#3666 [15:59] <strant1314> Yep, it left. Thanks a lot, guys!
#3667 [15:59] * Wug has modified his /t command to take a user argument
#3667 [15:59] <lildrummerdrew> or I could do it for ya, wuggy...
#3668 [15:59] <Wug> you could
#3669 [15:59] <mermi> i dont no
#3670 [15:59] * Wug writes a batch file to do it automaticallt
#3670 [16:00] <lildrummerdrew> want me to?
#3671 [16:00] * Wug OMG ACTUALLY DOES THIS
#3671 [16:00] <mermi> omg i miss my minecraft
#3672 [16:00] <lildrummerdrew> mermi click the teamviewer link
#3673 [16:00] <Wug> ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED INCLUDING WORLD HUNGER AND PIXEL FORMAT ERRORS
#3674 [16:00] <xolotl> (tm)
#3675 [16:00] <mermi> gtg
#3676 [16:00] <lildrummerdrew> oh.
#3677 [16:00] <Wug> mermi waaaiiiittttt
#3678 [16:00] <lildrummerdrew> Sorry then, mermi..
#3679 [16:00] <mermi> k
#3680 [16:01] <lildrummerdrew> we're close
#3681 [16:01] <lildrummerdrew> all you need to do is get teamviewer..
#3682 [16:01] <lildrummerdrew> :P
#3683 [16:01] <lildrummerdrew> or not.
#3684 [16:01] <lildrummerdrew> lol should I just use teamviewer on everybody from now on? xD (semi-jk)
#3685 [16:02] <Wug> ?? win/.minecraft
#3686 [16:02] <VoxelHead> win/.minecraft: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3687 [16:02] <Wug> <lildrummerdrew> lol should I just use teamviewer on everybody from now on? xD (semi-jk)
#3688 [16:02] <Wug> not jk at all, its about 400x faster than spoon feeding them all
#3689 [16:02] <lildrummerdrew> good point.
#3690 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> Ambilical chords are much faster.
#3691 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> We chew it FOR them xD
#3692 [16:03] * malteee [malteee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3693 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> Especially those babies without teeth
#3694 [16:03] <malteee> Hello!
#3695 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> Hiya! ^_^
#3696 [16:03] <malteee> I have a Problem with my Minecraft Server.
#3697 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> (Friendly one :D)
#3698 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> Server? We'll TRY to help.
#3699 [16:03] <malteee> My Friend and I can't connect to the Server.
#3700 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> No guarantees.
#3701 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> HM
#3702 [16:03] <lildrummerdrew> ip?
#3703 [16:04] <malteee> Error: Internal client error: java.net.connectexception
#3704 [16:04] <malteee> tuxxx-server.dyndns.org is the IP
#3705 [16:04] <lildrummerdrew> !check tuxxx-server.dyndns.org
#3706 [16:04] <lildrummerdrew> hm.
#3707 [16:04] <lildrummerdrew> allow me to try this personally.
#3708 [16:04] <lildrummerdrew> *opens minecraft*
#3709 [16:05] <lildrummerdrew> could just be lagging though?
#3710 [16:05] <lildrummerdrew> one moment
#3711 [16:05] <malteee> ok
#3712 [16:05] <lildrummerdrew> *logging in...*
#3713 [16:06] <lildrummerdrew> *failed, trying again*
#3714 [16:06] <malteee> Oh yes! Now, it runs..
#3715 [16:06] <lildrummerdrew> Can't even open minecraft yet....
#3716 [16:06] <lildrummerdrew> Oh
#3717 [16:06] <lildrummerdrew> lol, you're welcome? xD
#3718 [16:06] <malteee> I had the same probleme, too for a few minutes
#3719 [16:06] <malteee> But if you want, you can test the Server :D
#3720 [16:07] <lildrummerdrew> happens.
#3721 [16:07] <lildrummerdrew> The site's being BOMBARDED.
#3722 [16:07] <malteee> It is a Test Server for Plugins...
#3723 [16:07] <Wug> who's running windows
#3724 [16:07] <lildrummerdrew> MEMEME
#3725 [16:07] <Wug> care to test a reinstall script
#3726 [16:07] <lildrummerdrew> for?...
#3727 [16:07] <Wug> ... minecraft?
#3728 [16:07] <lildrummerdrew> one moment
#3729 [16:08] <lildrummerdrew> I'll move my mods and saves
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#3731 [16:08] <malteee> Thanks for you help
#3732 [16:08] <Wug> doesnt touch mods or saves
#3733 [16:08] <malteee> bye
#3734 [16:08] <Wug> back them up anyway
#3735 [16:08] * Hellgast23 [Hellgast23@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3736 [16:08] <Hellgast23> ey
#3737 [16:08] <lildrummerdrew> on it cheif
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#3740 [16:08] <george> Is this laptop good enough to run minecraft http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=34-230-026&SortField=0&SummaryType=0&Pagesize=10&PurchaseMark=&SelectedRating=-1&VideoOnlyMark=true&VendorMark=&IsFeedbackTab=true&chkVideoOnlyMark=on&Keywords=%28keywords%29#scrollFullInfo
#3741 [16:09] <Hellgast23> I'm looking to instal some bukkits plugins for groups ets, but whats the best, group manager of permissions?
#3742 [16:09] <Wug> it removes /bin, /launcher, /resources, and /texturepacks
#3743 [16:09] <Hellgast23> or other things
#3744 [16:09] <xolotl> george: The only problem might be the Intel graphics
#3745 [16:09] <Wug> #bukkit <---- Hellgast23
#3746 [16:09] <Wug> hello jamie
#3747 [16:09] <Wug> did it work?
#3748 [16:09] <xolotl> george: Intel GPUs are known to cause problems sometimes, though I'm not aware of anywhere which lists which ones work and which don't
#3749 [16:09] <lildrummerdrew> READY
#3750 [16:09] <jamie> still doing it Wug :(
#3751 [16:09] <Wug> probably nothing I can do then :/
#3752 [16:09] <xolotl> george: RAM and CPUwise it would be fine
#3753 [16:10] <Wug> it's a desktop right? you can buy a graphics card for it
#3754 [16:10] <george> What is the cheapest laptop that will run minecraft well?
#3755 [16:10] <lildrummerdrew> Wug test me!
#3756 [16:10] <jamie> so thats it then :/
#3757 [16:10] <xolotl> george: That's an incredibly broad and difficult-to-answer question
#3758 [16:10] <Wug> consult your local computer people for advice on what graphics card to get
#3759 [16:10] <burntpoptart> Help!!!!! My game will not load. Played a few times and now it will not load. Any idea Why???
#3760 [16:10] * j4mie [j4mie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3761 [16:10] <xolotl> george: If possible, get one that's got an ATI or nVidia chipset for graphics
#3762 [16:10] <Wug> some graphics cards run minecraft poorly. it's unfortunate
#3763 [16:10] <jamie> ok, will they know what is needed for minecraft?
#3764 [16:11] * Blargman [Blargman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3765 [16:11] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3766 [16:11] <Wug> download and run
#3767 [16:11] <Blargman> How long does it typically take for minecraft to recognize you bought the game and allow you to downloadi t to your computer?
#3768 [16:11] <burntpoptart> Got any ideas??
#3769 [16:11] <Wug> tell me if it properly deletes stuff
#3770 [16:11] <Wug> you might also intentionally break minecraft so it fixes it
#3771 [16:12] <george> What laptops r u guys using to play minecraft?
#3772 [16:12] <lildrummerdrew> testing...
#3773 [16:12] <Wug> just open the jar in notepad and delete a chunk of it and save it
#3774 [16:12] <Blargman> anyone?
#3775 [16:12] <Wug> Blargman: depends on how you pay for it
#3776 [16:12] <lildrummerdrew> a few days
#3777 [16:12] <Wug> can be anywhere from hours to days
#3778 [16:12] <lildrummerdrew> ?? payment
#3779 [16:12] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3780 [16:12] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3781 [16:12] <Blargman> I used a visa gift card
#3782 [16:13] <lildrummerdrew> Seems great wug
#3783 [16:13] <xolotl> Blargman: Sometimes it can take a day or so, depending on the method. For many people it's pretty much right away. Credit cards seem to often take longer, Paypal tends to be quick
#3784 [16:13] <jamie> just need to ask - how do you install one of these graphic cards?
#3785 [16:13] <lildrummerdrew> But can't connect to minecraft.net, I've tried a few times now...
#3786 [16:13] <lildrummerdrew> no wait, working...
#3787 [16:13] <Wug> lildrummerdrew: asdfadfsdfasrkguysgvzsdfjr
#3788 [16:13] <Wug> this is going to save us so much time
#3789 [16:13] <burntpoptart> support told me to come here.
#3790 [16:14] <Wug> WE MUST TELL GREYVULPINE
#3791 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Hmm?
#3792 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> blh
#3793 [16:14] <Wug> *greyvulpine noticed ping*
#3794 [16:14] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#3795 [16:14] <george> CAN SOMBODY GIVE ME A LINK TO A LAPTOP THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MINECRAFT
#3796 [16:14] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3797 [16:14] <lildrummerdrew> *Works*
#3798 [16:14] <lildrummerdrew> george, not me.
#3799 [16:14] <Wug> win/reinst in one convenient bat file. ^
#3800 [16:14] <lildrummerdrew> ??> george google
#3801 [16:14] <VoxelHead> george: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#3802 [16:14] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3803 [16:14] <xolotl> george: Sure, this one would certainly do: http://www.newegg.ca/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834146928CVF
#3804 [16:14] <george> IVE SEARCHED ALL DAY:(
#3805 [16:15] <lildrummerdrew> xD
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#3807 [16:15] <lildrummerdrew> ?? attitude
#3808 [16:15] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3809 [16:15] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3810 [16:15] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#3811 [16:15] <mermie> im back
#3812 [16:15] <george> ANY FOR 400 or less
#3813 [16:15] <lildrummerdrew> hey mermi
#3814 [16:15] <burntpoptart> So I played the game a few times after downlaoding it.NOW it won't laos WHAT is up with that?
#3815 [16:15] <mermie> !NOW HWLP!
#3816 [16:15] <mermie> HELP
#3817 [16:15] <VoxelHead> !myip
#3818 [16:15] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mermi teamviewer
#3819 [16:15] <VoxelHead> mermi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3820 [16:15] <VoxelHead> mermi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3821 [16:15] <xolotl> george: As I said before, make sure that it's got an ATI or nVidia graphics chipset, and at least a couple gigs of RAM
#3822 [16:16] <Wug> lol, bots using bots
#3823 [16:16] <Wug> BOTCEPTION
#3824 [16:16] <jamie> ooOOooo i'm getting confused now - are any of these answers for me? :/
#3825 [16:16] <mermie> can i trust u
#3826 [16:16] <Wug> jamie - we'll say your name if we are speaking to you
#3827 [16:16] <jamie> ok cool :)
#3828 [16:16] <burntpoptart> Guess I will go back to support thanks anyway
#3829 [16:16] <Wug> jamie - unfortunately, your only solution is probably a change of hardware.
#3830 [16:17] <Wug> since the driver install hasnt worke
#3831 [16:17] <jamie> does that mean a whole new comp?
#3832 [16:17] * mib_fr4h3x [mib_fr4h3x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3833 [16:17] <lildrummerdrew> poptart... huh?
#3834 [16:17] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#3835 [16:17] <mermie> AHHHHHHHH OMG JESUS
#3836 [16:18] <Wug> jamie - no, just a new graphics card
#3837 [16:18] <Wug> you can get one capable of playing minecraft for maybe $50
#3838 [16:18] <lildrummerdrew> mermi did you get teamviewer?
#3839 [16:18] <jamie> oh right, and how does that get onto my comp?
#3840 [16:18] <Wug> in your case, you'd have someone install it for you
#3841 [16:18] <Wug> preferably a serviceperson of some sort
#3842 [16:18] <Wug> though an experienced relative would be cheaper
#3843 [16:18] <lildrummerdrew> Or a screwdriver.
#3844 [16:19] <jamie> actually don't worry, i'm sure the man from the shop can help with that. Can you recommend any?
#3845 [16:19] <Wug> mmmmm
#3846 [16:19] <Wug> hang on
#3847 [16:19] <jamie> in my case hahaha lol :/
#3848 [16:19] <Wug> I cant remember whether or not you had an agp slot or a pci one
#3849 [16:20] <jamie> wouldn't have a clue how to answer that. thanks anyways
#3850 [16:20] <nanotron> I put together this Minecraft pocket reference for mobile browsers... http://diamondboots.com/ Hope you find it useful. Thanks.
#3851 [16:21] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
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#3853 [16:21] <mermie> yo mama so fat she need cheat codes for wii fit LOL hade to say it srry
#3854 [16:21] <lildrummerdrew> xD LMAO!
#3855 [16:21] <mermie> ya i no
#3856 [16:21] <xolotl> mermie: No, you didn't have to say it.
#3857 [16:22] <lildrummerdrew> Yeah she did :)
#3858 [16:22] <lildrummerdrew> I pm'd her to (maayyybe)
#3859 [16:22] <mermie> yo mama so fat when u kill her on call of duty u get a 5 kill streek
#3860 [16:22] <mermie> lol
#3861 [16:22] <xolotl> Take it elsewhere, guys
#3862 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> Easy on the yo mama jokes..
#3863 [16:22] <GreyVulpine> This is not the channel for it
#3864 [16:22] <mermie> srry lildrummer luvs it
#3865 [16:23] <lildrummerdrew> anyways
#3866 [16:23] <mermie> maybe it is
#3867 [16:23] <lildrummerdrew> you got teamviewer yet?
#3868 [16:23] <mermie> no
#3869 [16:23] <mermie> il get to it
#3870 [16:23] <Wug> ??> mermie teamviewer
#3871 [16:23] <VoxelHead> mermie: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3872 [16:23] <VoxelHead> mermie: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3873 [16:23] <lildrummerdrew> lol we've typed that like 4 times... xD
#3874 [16:24] <Wug> jamie - if you ask someone who knows, they';\ll be able to recommend one
#3875 [16:24] <Wug> /t mermie
#3876 [16:24] <mermie> its a perfect chanel for jokes cuz peeps ar all mad cuz minecraft dont work so they need to get cheard up
#3877 [16:24] <Wug> creates teamviewer message
#3878 [16:24] <jamie> ok, there may be a few peeps near i can ask
#3879 [16:24] <mermie> ya
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#3881 [16:25] <lildrummerdrew> cmon mermie, got it yet? *nags*
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#3883 [16:25] <mermie> lol no im on my loptop now
#3884 [16:25] <JohnEBH> Laptop*
#3885 [16:25] <lildrummerdrew> *nags* _nags_ /nags/
#3886 [16:25] <VoxelHead> please don't distract with jokes. The channel gets enough traffic without yo momma jokes mixed in.
#3887 [16:25] <JohnEBH> HAHAHA...
#3888 [16:25] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3889 [16:26] <mermie> ima send my fat mama to sit on u if u nag me som more
#3890 [16:26] <tyteen4a03> VoxelHead is a meanie
#3891 [16:26] * lildrummerdrew slaps AuBot
#3891 [16:26] <JohnEBH> I come back to see that
#3892 [16:26] * VoxelHead kicks tyteen4a03
#3892 [16:26] <JohnEBH> Lool
#3893 [16:26] * tyteen4a03 kicks VoxelHead
#3893 [16:26] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3894 [16:26] * xolotl sighs
#3894 [16:26] * JohnEBH rofls
#3894 [16:27] <xolotl> Let's not turn this into #minecraft, okay?
#3895 [16:27] * Wug derp
#3895 [16:27] <lildrummerdrew> Mermi, I'm here to fix YO MINECRAFT
#3896 [16:27] * lildrummerdrew rolls around
#3896 [16:27] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3897 [16:27] <Wug> if anyone says the f word, they're out of here
#3898 [16:27] <tyteen4a03> fragmer!
#3899 [16:27] <mermie> and im here to fix youre ass hole lol
#3900 [16:27] <JohnEBH> Fart? =O
#3901 [16:27] <lildrummerdrew> fudgeiedoodles?
#3902 [16:27] <Wug> noop
#3903 [16:27] <JohnEBH> Fap
#3904 [16:27] <Wug> noop
#3905 [16:27] <lildrummerdrew> Fledglings?
#3906 [16:27] <lildrummerdrew> Fridge
#3907 [16:27] <tyteen4a03> Flesh?
#3908 [16:27] <JohnEBH> Fudge
#3909 [16:27] <mermie> lol jk im not gay
#3910 [16:27] <lildrummerdrew> FOUR
#3911 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Fridge
#3912 [16:28] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew lives in a shoe. He went out one day and lost his way.. finish the rhyme
#3913 [16:28] <Wug> no, no, no, no, and no
#3914 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Fine...
#3915 [16:28] <Wug> also no.
#3916 [16:28] <tyteen4a03> duck
#3917 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> Mermi, I'm bi... xD
#3918 [16:28] * nanotron [nanotron@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3919 [16:28] <xolotl> Okay then.
#3920 [16:28] * xolotl [xolotl@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3921 [16:28] <JohnEBH> This is getting out of hand >.<
#3922 [16:28] <mermie> :)
#3923 [16:28] <Wug> lol
#3924 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> R
#3925 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> A
#3926 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> W
#3927 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> R
#3928 [16:28] <Wug> but srsly.
#3929 [16:28] <tyteen4a03> lolol
#3930 [16:28] <JohnEBH> Yeah yeah >.<
#3931 [16:28] <lildrummerdrew> hm
#3932 [16:28] <tyteen4a03> it's like coffee break for us
#3933 [16:28] <Wug> I shouldnt even have mentioned it
#3934 [16:29] <lildrummerdrew> But with internet coffee
#3935 [16:29] <tyteen4a03> when there is work to do, we return to our seats :P
#3936 [16:29] * JohnEBH highly doubts tyteen4a03 drinks coffee..
#3936 [16:29] * Wug bans whoever said #minecraft
#3936 [16:29] * lildrummerdrew sips coffee
#3936 [16:29] <mermie> lildrumer talk to me
#3937 [16:29] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: just because I am asian doesn't mean I don't drink coffee
#3938 [16:29] <lildrummerdrew> mermie get teamview xD
#3939 [16:29] <tyteen4a03> also it's 4:30am here
#3940 [16:29] <JohnEBH> I'm asian too, I don't know what you're implying...
#3941 [16:29] <lildrummerdrew> Haha I'm a blondykinz who drinks coffeh
#3942 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> *mistypo
#3943 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3944 [16:30] <Wug> mermie: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3945 [16:30] <Wug> download, run
#3946 [16:30] <tyteen4a03> you are from canada
#3947 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> I luv misspelling..
#3948 [16:30] <mermie> ¨lol
#3949 [16:30] <tyteen4a03> liar :<
#3950 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> Wug, we did that by hand xD
#3951 [16:30] <tyteen4a03> and by keyboard
#3952 [16:30] <Wug> you forgot texture packs otherwise it wouldnt be crashing anymore
#3953 [16:30] <tyteen4a03> and notepad(++)
#3954 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> And mouse and computer...
#3955 [16:30] <tyteen4a03> and your brain
#3956 [16:30] <lildrummerdrew> no we din't
#3957 [16:31] <tyteen4a03> orly
#3958 [16:31] * Wug says '...
#3958 [16:31] <mermie> lildrumer pm me
#3959 [16:31] <Wug> ' REALLY LOUDLY
#3960 [16:31] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03, Born in in the Philippine's, immigrated to Canada >.>"
#3961 [16:31] * colt [colt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3962 [16:31] * Kaito [Kaito@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3963 [16:31] <lildrummerdrew> pm'd
#3964 [16:32] <colt> well
#3965 [16:32] <colt> then
#3966 [16:32] <lildrummerdrew> John is canadian ... it al makes sense now...
#3967 [16:32] * lildrummerdrew xD
#3967 [16:32] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Whut? o.o"
#3968 [16:32] <lildrummerdrew> Nurthin ^_^
#3969 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: Born in Hong Kong, live in Hong Kong
#3970 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> beat me :
#3971 [16:32] <tyteen4a03> :P
#3972 [16:32] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03, Don't have to
#3973 [16:32] <Wug> <lildrummerdrew> R\nA\nW\nR <--- please never do this again
#3974 [16:32] <lildrummerdrew> lol I love how most everyone else here that's helping is blue, except me..
#3975 [16:32] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03, Voxel did it for me
#3976 [16:33] <tyteen4a03> :<
#3977 [16:33] <JohnEBH> ;)
#3978 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> Wug, I know. sorry, coffee break... cooofffeeeee......
#3979 [16:33] <tyteen4a03> voxelhead are derp
#3980 [16:33] <Wug> am I blue?
#3981 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> Suuugggaarrrrrr....
#3982 [16:33] <Wug> what color is my name
#3983 [16:33] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Calm >.>"
#3984 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> no Wug
#3985 [16:33] <JohnEBH> Wug, Red
#3986 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#3987 [16:33] <Wug> I've never seen it
#3988 [16:33] <tyteen4a03> Wug, black
#3989 [16:33] <JohnEBH> what about me? o.o"
#3990 [16:33] * It [It@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3991 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> I see ... oh yeah it IS blue
#3992 [16:33] * It looks at wug's name
#3992 [16:33] <colt> does anyone have a multi player sever?
#3993 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> yll are all blue
#3994 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> me?
#3995 [16:33] * Wug says something
#3995 [16:33] <JohnEBH> colt, Meh?
#3996 [16:33] <lildrummerdrew> *yall
#3997 [16:34] * It [It@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3998 [16:34] <mermie> LILDRUMER GET UR BUM HOLE IN PM NOW!!
#3999 [16:34] <JohnEBH> ...
#4000 [16:34] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#4001 [16:34] <mermie> NOW!
#4002 [16:34] * JohnEBH senses a 10 yearold in the room...
#4002 [16:34] <colt> i keep geting kicked from multi player servers
#4003 [16:35] <lildrummerdrew> ME, ME!!!!!!!!!
#4004 [16:35] <JohnEBH> colt, Try joining mine IP: JHSMPG.tk
#4005 [16:35] <colt> ok ty
#4006 [16:35] <lildrummerdrew> I'M 10!!!!!
#4007 [16:35] <lildrummerdrew> jk.
#4008 [16:35] <lildrummerdrew> I'm that * 1.5
#4009 [16:35] <lildrummerdrew> (150%)
#4010 [16:35] <tyteen4a03> I AM ONLY 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4011 [16:35] <mermie> lol
#4012 [16:35] <JohnEBH> colt, Welcome ^.^
#4013 [16:36] <tyteen4a03> I hate VoxelHead :<
#4014 [16:36] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#4015 [16:36] <lildrummerdrew> y?
#4016 [16:36] <tyteen4a03> because it sucks and is awesome at the same time
#4017 [16:36] <colt> it worked
#4018 [16:36] <lildrummerdrew> He's just a bot......
#4019 [16:36] <lildrummerdrew> ?? bot
#4020 [16:36] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#4021 [16:36] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#4022 [16:36] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#4023 [16:37] <mermie> cum in my hole I MEEN PM ME¨80
#4024 [16:37] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
#4025 [16:37] <mermie> LOL
#4026 [16:37] <mermie> do it
#4027 [16:37] <mermie> the pm thing
#4028 [16:37] <Wug> ?? win/reinst/bat
#4029 [16:37] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4030 [16:37] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4031 [16:37] <JohnEBH> I am so tempted to kick someone...
#4032 [16:37] <mermie> not the hole thing
#4033 [16:37] <JohnEBH> Omg Wug
#4034 [16:37] * Wug kicks JohnEBH
#4034 [16:37] <lildrummerdrew> John, makes sense.
#4035 [16:37] <JohnEBH> THAT'S SO USEFUL!
#4036 [16:38] <Wug> I KNOW RIGHT
#4037 [16:38] <lildrummerdrew> Durr JohnEBH xD
#4038 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Wug, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOUUU?
#4039 [16:38] * Wug pings greyvulpine about the new factoid, ?? win/reinst/bat
#4039 [16:38] <JohnEBH> loool
#4040 [16:38] <tyteen4a03> for people who just can't figure it out
#4041 [16:38] <mermie> NOOOOOOO lildrummer its OVER CUZ U WILL NOT PM MEE
#4042 [16:38] <Wug> mermie, stop wasting our time
#4043 [16:38] <JohnEBH> Wug, is that already on the index?
#4044 [16:39] <JohnEBH> Wug, Might forget it XD
#4045 [16:39] <Wug> idk, maybe
#4046 [16:39] <lildrummerdrew> especially mine >_<
#4047 [16:39] <JohnEBH> ?? index
#4048 [16:39] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#4049 [16:39] <Wug> I think the index updates hourly
#4050 [16:39] <lildrummerdrew> guys... for id's, here: http://diamondboots.com/
#4051 [16:39] <Wug> ?? launch
#4052 [16:39] <lildrummerdrew> I found that today.
#4053 [16:39] <lildrummerdrew> launch isn't one <_<
#4054 [16:40] <Wug> really?
#4055 [16:40] <JohnEBH> lol lildrummerdrew, ever try the minecraft wiki?
#4056 [16:40] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Or search up "Data values" on google? XD
#4057 [16:40] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, I was bored.
#4058 [16:40] <JohnEBH> The link you posted is just eye candy >.>"
#4059 [16:41] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#4060 [16:41] <JohnEBH> Otherwise it's pretty useless XD
#4061 [16:41] <lildrummerdrew> So are u xD
#4062 [16:41] <JohnEBH> That's cause I'm busy >.>
#4063 [16:41] <JohnEBH> That's why we have you guys
#4064 [16:41] <lildrummerdrew> I meant eye candy xD
#4065 [16:41] <JohnEBH> I don't take compliments from random strangers >.>"
#4066 [16:41] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#4067 [16:41] <lildrummerdrew> I do.
#4068 [16:41] <JohnEBH> Wug, IT AIN'T ON THE INDEX T.T
#4069 [16:42] * Smitty [Smitty@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4070 [16:42] <lildrummerdrew> So wait, so I'm a stranger now?
#4071 [16:42] * m0nk2 [m0nk2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4072 [16:42] * weirdo [weirdo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4073 [16:42] <JohnEBH> Who the heck are you? XD
#4074 [16:42] <weirdo> OpenGL
#4075 [16:42] <JohnEBH> weirdo, Update graphics Drivers
#4076 [16:42] <lildrummerdrew> weirdo, windows?
#4077 [16:42] <lildrummerdrew> JoehnEBH, I'll help.
#4078 [16:42] <weirdo> i cant open mine craft
#4079 [16:42] <lildrummerdrew> *John
#4080 [16:42] <lildrummerdrew> weirdo, windows?
#4081 [16:43] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Mmkay
#4082 [16:43] <Smitty> Hey has there ever been a solution to the accelerated opengl thing for windows 7?
#4083 [16:43] <weirdo> yes
#4084 [16:43] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/dxdiag
#4085 [16:43] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4086 [16:43] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4087 [16:43] <weirdo> windows
#4088 [16:43] <lildrummerdrew> for opengl things ^^
#4089 [16:43] <lildrummerdrew> and drivers and such
#4090 [16:43] <lildrummerdrew> read what voxelhead said
#4091 [16:44] <lildrummerdrew> Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.... with coffee >_>
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#4093 [16:45] <Smitty> http://pastebin.com/ruuDEkz1 Thanks!
#4094 [16:46] <weirdo> this is what is says
#4095 [16:46] <weirdo> Bad video card drivers!
#4096 [16:46] <lildrummerdrew> one moment
#4097 [16:46] <weirdo> Bad video card drivers!
#4098 [16:46] <weirdo> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#4099 [16:46] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Smitty gpu/radeon
#4100 [16:46] <Smitty> How do i fix it?
#4101 [16:46] <lildrummerdrew> oops
#4102 [16:46] <weirdo> EGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
#4103 [16:46] <lildrummerdrew> weirdo PATIENCE
#4104 [16:47] <JohnEBH> Smitty, http://www2.ati.com/drivers/mobile/catalyst_mobility_64-bit_util.exe
#4105 [16:47] <JohnEBH> Smitty, New drivers >.>"
#4106 [16:47] <lildrummerdrew> John, I typed it wrong xD
#4107 [16:47] <weirdo> i am just [osting what it says
#4108 [16:47] <migueldc> Hi! Whenever my daughter try to access her inventory in one of her single-player worlds, Minecraft crashes. Can anybody suggest a way to fix this? Thanks!
#4109 [16:47] <lildrummerdrew> ??> weirdo win/dxdiag
#4110 [16:47] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4111 [16:47] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4112 [16:47] <JohnEBH> migueldc, Is her minecraft modded?
#4113 [16:48] <lildrummerdrew> John, can we do the "??> migueldc win/reinst/bat" :D
#4114 [16:48] <JohnEBH> >.>
#4115 [16:48] <Smitty> Alright I'll try this out!
#4116 [16:48] <JohnEBH> you just wanna try it out don't you? >.>"
#4117 [16:48] <JohnEBH> ?? migueldc win/reinst/bat
#4118 [16:48] <JohnEBH> So do I
#4119 [16:48] <JohnEBH> ??> migueldc win/reinst/bat
#4120 [16:48] <VoxelHead> migueldc: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4121 [16:48] <lildrummerdrew> ??> migueldc win/reinst/bat
#4122 [16:48] <migueldc> JohnEBH She is using inventory edits. Does that count as a mod?
#4123 [16:48] <VoxelHead> migueldc: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4124 [16:48] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#4125 [16:48] <lildrummerdrew> BUTTERBISCUITS!
#4126 [16:49] <JohnEBH> migueldc, Err, yes
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#4128 [16:49] <Wug> ?? launch
#4129 [16:49] <JohnEBH> migueldc, Would it happen to be TMI (TooManyItems)?
#4130 [16:49] <Wug> ??+ launch|To launch minecraft and collect error logs, download and run the following script alongside the minecraft launcher.;;Minecraft Launcher Script: (Windows) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat -- (*nix/Mac) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.sh
#4131 [16:49] <Wug> ?? launch
#4132 [16:49] <JohnEBH> OMG
#4133 [16:49] <migueldc> Thanks everybody!
#4134 [16:49] <JohnEBH> THAT ONE TOO...
#4135 [16:49] <Wug> ?? launch
#4136 [16:49] <VoxelHead> launch: To launch minecraft and collect error logs, download and run the following script alongside the minecraft launcher.
#4137 [16:49] <VoxelHead> launch: Minecraft Launcher Script: (Windows) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat -- (*nix/Mac) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.sh
#4138 [16:50] <migueldc> JohnEBH: She says she does not have too many items. I will reinstall.
#4139 [16:50] <Wug> ??> weirdo error/pixelformat
#4140 [16:50] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#4141 [16:50] <VoxelHead> weirdo: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#4142 [16:50] <lildrummerdrew> ask her what she has?
#4143 [16:50] * Wug has made about 20 factoids
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#4144 [16:50] <JohnEBH> migueldc, Will do
#4145 [16:50] <badsch> Hello
#4146 [16:50] * JohnEBH praises Wug
#4146 [16:50] <Wug> hello
#4147 [16:51] <JohnEBH> badsch, Hello
#4148 [16:51] <lildrummerdrew> heya
#4149 [16:51] * andrewkm [andrewkm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4150 [16:51] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Ninja'd
#4151 [16:51] <badsch> i tired to join my favout server but only get Bad Login
#4152 [16:51] <lildrummerdrew> John, wh hel naw
#4153 [16:51] <lildrummerdrew> mine
#4154 [16:51] * Sigma [Sigma@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4155 [16:51] <lildrummerdrew> badsch close/reopen mc?
#4156 [16:51] <lildrummerdrew> Or should we rinst bat...
#4157 [16:51] <badsch> yes, i play in browser and restarted it
#4158 [16:52] <JohnEBH> badsch, Try joining my server IP: JHSMPG.Tk then we'll see if it's you or the server
#4159 [16:52] <badsch> k
#4160 [16:52] <Wug> badsch: close all running instances of minecraft, wait, then restart it ONCE
#4161 [16:52] <WasherCookie> Someone can help with weird crashes ? .-.
#4162 [16:52] <JohnEBH> It's the server badsch
#4163 [16:52] <JohnEBH> badsch, You're fine
#4164 [16:52] <badsch> ok, thank you :)
#4165 [16:52] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, lildrummerdrew Can assist you
#4166 [16:53] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#4167 [16:53] <VoxelHead> Or me./ I can provide assistance.
#4168 [16:53] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, "?? win/reinst/bat"?
#4169 [16:53] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, something very weird is happening with mi MC (sorry my bad english)
#4170 [16:53] <lildrummerdrew> lol, who's using vox... xD
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#4172 [16:53] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Stop it -.-
#4173 [16:53] <lildrummerdrew> no?
#4174 [16:53] <morton> If i want other players to join my world, do i only need to write a seed?
#4175 [16:53] <lildrummerdrew> ...
#4176 [16:53] <JohnEBH> ??> WasherCookie win/reinst/bat
#4177 [16:53] <VoxelHead> WasherCookie: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4178 [16:53] <VoxelHead> WasherCookie: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4179 [16:53] <WasherCookie> Whene I play minecraft, in some minutes, the game "crashes" but the only way to use the computer normally again, is rebooting
#4180 [16:53] <WasherCookie> When*
#4181 [16:54] <JohnEBH> morton, Nope
#4182 [16:54] <lildrummerdrew> ARGH I was gonna fo that...
#4183 [16:54] <lildrummerdrew> Washercookie listen to Voxelhead
#4184 [16:54] <morton> then how do i make my server public?
#4185 [16:54] <WasherCookie> The sound loops.
#4186 [16:54] <VoxelHead> Nobody's using me. I gained sentience a while ago, when Dope6hoti installed the sapience module
#4187 [16:54] <WasherCookie> Oh ok, :3
#4188 [16:54] <lildrummerdrew> Knew it, it's DopeGhoti
#4189 [16:54] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#4190 [16:55] * mib_2pg9j8 [mib_2pg9j8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4191 [16:55] <WasherCookie> The link it's safe ? I can open withouth fear ? -q
#4192 [16:55] <JohnEBH> I liked it better when VoxelHead just took commands T.T
#4193 [16:55] <morton> Anyone mind telling me how i make a server public? :s
#4194 [16:55] * Wug hosts it, its sage
#4194 [16:55] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, Yes it's safe
#4195 [16:55] <Wug> safe*
#4196 [16:55] <Wug> and tested
#4197 [16:55] <lildrummerdrew> ??> morton smp/serversetup
#4198 [16:55] <VoxelHead> morton: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#4199 [16:55] <JohnEBH> morton, Port forwarding and firewall exceptions
#4200 [16:55] <VoxelHead> morton: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#4201 [16:56] <morton> ill check that out then
#4202 [16:57] <JohnEBH> What's with all these new commands? O.O"
#4203 [16:57] <hun> lol JohnEBH... xD
#4204 [16:57] <hun> They've been there
#4205 [16:57] <JohnEBH> Damnit T.T
#4206 [16:57] <hun> I'm just good at memorizing!
#4207 [16:57] <hun> I know almost all of the possible problems/possible solutions.
#4208 [16:57] <hun> The common ones.
#4209 [16:58] <JohnEBH> I do too, just not the commands
#4210 [16:58] <JohnEBH> Would've made my life so much simpler...
#4211 [16:58] <hun> faq.xales.info
#4212 [16:58] <hun> xD
#4213 [16:58] <morton> how come when i join a random server after a while it just crashes? o.o
#4214 [16:59] * Punchy [Punchy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4215 [16:59] <hun> morton, you could be running out of memory
#4216 [16:59] <morton> nono, my memory is fine
#4217 [16:59] <hun> ... could be.
#4218 [16:59] <hun> ?? dont/bother
#4219 [16:59] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#4220 [16:59] <Wug> ?? GreyVulpine
#4221 [16:59] <morton> uhm o.o
#4222 [17:00] <morton> Thats just the way it is, sorry if i questioned you?
#4223 [17:00] <hun> lol
#4224 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#4225 [17:00] <hun> don't mind me :)
#4226 [17:00] <Punchy> Memory is the exact reason i'm here. I changed Java to allow 300 mb of memory on the applet but Minecraft keeps crashing every two minutes due to memory
#4227 [17:00] <hun> Give it all the memory possible.
#4228 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Punchy, lol 300mb? isn't default around 1024?
#4229 [17:01] <Wug> ??+ GreyVulpine|GreyVulpine is awesome and should be worshiped as a god for the time and effort he puts into helping people with their minecraft issues.
#4230 [17:01] <JohnEBH> Punchy, What were you thinking? XD
#4231 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> ??- greyvulpine
#4232 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#4233 [17:01] <Wug> :(
#4234 [17:01] <hun> xD
#4235 [17:01] <JohnEBH> ?? greyvulpine
#4236 [17:01] <hun> lmao
#4237 [17:01] <hun> *denied*
#4238 [17:01] <Punchy> Im thinking i've only got 500mb on ym primary drive and thats where its installed
#4239 [17:02] * Wug secretly adds it when GreyVulpine isnt looking
#4239 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> RAM is not hard drive space
#4240 [17:02] <JohnEBH> Punchy, Er I think you're mixing up two parts here...
#4241 [17:02] <Punchy> well i've got 2 gb RAM
#4242 [17:02] <JohnEBH> Punchy, And you're giving minecraft 300mb?
#4243 [17:03] <Punchy> I'm following the instructions Symantec gave me
#4244 [17:03] <Wug> ??> Punchy launch
#4245 [17:03] <VoxelHead> Punchy: (launch) To launch minecraft and collect error logs, download and run the following script alongside the minecraft launcher.
#4246 [17:03] <VoxelHead> Punchy: (launch) Minecraft Launcher Script: (Windows) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat -- (*nix/Mac) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.sh
#4247 [17:03] <JohnEBH> LOL SYMANTEC
#4248 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> God Wug, couldn't you tinyurl that?
#4249 [17:03] <JohnEBH> tinyurl hates me T.T"
#4250 [17:03] <Wug> and why is symantec giving you instructions to run minecraft >.>
#4251 [17:03] <hun> xD
#4252 [17:03] <Wug> and /me hates tinyurl
#4253 [17:04] <Wug> those little bastards can go anywhere
#4254 [17:04] <hun> and it says *nix/mac... xD
#4255 [17:04] <JohnEBH> Whenever I try to open u a tinyurl link it never loads...
#4256 [17:04] <Punchy> Its not its giving me instrcutions to allow the Java applet more memory
#4257 [17:04] <Wug> punchy - it already does that. just run it
#4258 [17:04] <Wug> ^ wtf
#4259 [17:05] * Wug ??> punchy win/ie
#4259 [17:05] <hun> xD
#4260 [17:05] <Wug> woogly.dnsdojo.net/launchmc.bat <--- would that be better
#4261 [17:05] <Wug> I dont want to clutter up my webroot
#4262 [17:06] <JohnEBH> Can't you make a directory called downloads? >.>"
#4263 [17:06] <Wug> besides ?? dont/tweet etc et
#4264 [17:06] * GreyVulpine pokes Wug with http://goo.gl/T1rur
#4264 [17:06] <JohnEBH> So it'll be woogly.dnsdojo.net/downloads/launchmc.bat
#4265 [17:06] * jammy [jammy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4266 [17:07] <Wug> which isnt really that much shorter
#4267 [17:07] <hun> http://goo.gl/T1rur xD
#4268 [17:07] * Wug makes a tinyurl link that redirects to meatspin. point proven
#4268 [17:07] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4269 [17:07] * GreyVulpine snickers
#4269 [17:07] * Wug [Wug@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4270 [17:07] <Wug> that wasnt nice
#4271 [17:07] * GreyVulpine hehs
#4271 [17:07] <JohnEBH> >.>"
#4272 [17:08] <jammy> ive got a bad login message... can anyone help me?
#4273 [17:08] <hun> I wanna be an op xD jkjk,..... lmao!
#4274 [17:08] <Wug> in any case, I hate tinyurl links. they're not really secure
#4275 [17:08] <hun> jammy, happens.
#4276 [17:08] <Wug> jammy: account name please
#4277 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> Then, try google's tinyurl service
#4278 [17:08] <jammy> yawner
#4279 [17:08] <GreyVulpine> http://goo.gl/T1rur
#4280 [17:08] <JohnEBH> Isn't it the samething? XD
#4281 [17:08] <Wug> !paid yawner
#4282 [17:08] <JohnEBH> jammy, Try logging in to my server IP: JHSMPG.Tk
#4283 [17:08] <jammy> ok
#4284 [17:09] * |Skable| [|Skable|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4285 [17:09] <Wug> I remember back before google's url shortener was public
#4286 [17:09] <Wug> and I couldnt use it :(
#4287 [17:09] <WasherCookie> Hey guys i'm back, and I think, my game is working =D Thank you guys, I bought my minecraft 5 months earlier, and I never found a solution. Thank you, seriously =D
#4288 [17:09] <hun> brb
#4289 [17:09] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, Np
#4290 [17:09] <JohnEBH> hun, Have fun!
#4291 [17:10] <Wug> lol
#4292 [17:10] <jammy> it worked. :P
#4293 [17:10] <Wug> you waited 5 months for win/reinst
#4294 [17:10] <JohnEBH> LOOOOL
#4295 [17:10] <JohnEBH> Way to make him feel bad
#4296 [17:10] <Wug> how unfortunate
#4297 [17:10] * Wug cries
#4297 [17:10] <JohnEBH> jammy, You're welcome to stay XD
#4298 [17:11] <Wug> texture pack support needs to be changed so broken packs dont crash the game, just throw errors and fallback on the default
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#4300 [17:12] <vapor> wug with the answers
#4301 [17:12] * hun is back with giant shmallows
#4301 [17:12] <Wug> <vapor> wug with the answers <-- ??
#4302 [17:12] <Wug> huh?
#4303 [17:12] * hun luvs his AuBot
#4303 [17:12] <hun> ^_^
#4304 [17:13] * system32 deletes aubot
#4304 [17:13] <JohnEBH> hun, Chubby Bunneh? =D
#4305 [17:13] <hun> xD
#4306 [17:13] <hun> No JohnEBH, people have died that way...
#4307 [17:13] <hun> And these are HUGE GIGANTIC Mallows
#4308 [17:13] <JohnEBH> Pshhhh
#4309 [17:13] * system32 has killed people that way
#4309 [17:13] <hun> Big as your fist
#4310 [17:13] <JohnEBH> It's harmless
#4311 [17:13] <hun> bigger.
#4312 [17:13] <JohnEBH> harmless
#4313 [17:13] <hun> I know someone who actually choked on one...
#4314 [17:13] <JohnEBH> HARMLESS!
#4315 [17:13] <hun> Barely survived.
#4316 [17:13] <JohnEBH> ...
#4317 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Harmless...
#4318 [17:14] <hun> ... Try choking with a giant shmallow stuck in your mouth.
#4319 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Om nom nom nom ^.^
#4320 [17:14] <hun> Basically just put your fist in your mouth and puff it up.
#4321 [17:14] <hun> Bigger.
#4322 [17:14] <hun> BIGGER.
#4323 [17:14] <hun> good.
#4324 [17:14] <JohnEBH> NOM NOM NOM NOM!
#4325 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Lololol
#4326 [17:15] <hun> Now go choke and die...
#4327 [17:15] <JohnEBH> Hai!
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#4329 [17:15] * hun switches to swedish fish...
#4329 [17:17] * bildramer [bildramer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4330 [17:17] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4331 [17:17] <Product> Hello all.
#4332 [17:17] <hun> mornin
#4333 [17:18] <Product> Is Almostroot here ?
#4334 [17:18] <hun> *at night*
#4335 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Yeahhhh
#4336 [17:18] <JohnEBH> well
#4337 [17:18] <hun> no, hopefully not >_>
#4338 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Somewhat? XD
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#4340 [17:18] * JohnEBH shouts for almostroot
#4340 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Heheheh
#4341 [17:18] <JohnEBH> 5:15pm here o.o"
#4342 [17:18] <JohnEBH> So it's afternoon here ^.^
#4343 [17:18] <Product> Hey.
#4344 [17:18] <system32> here too
#4345 [17:18] <Product> Yeah.
#4346 [17:18] <jammy> the server i want to get into says bad login... :/
#4347 [17:18] <Product> I want to ask, does someone has experience with CentOS ?
#4348 [17:19] <system32> jammy - leave it alone for a while, try again later
#4349 [17:19] * JohnEBH deletes system32
#4349 [17:19] <jammy> ok. :) thanks guys.
#4350 [17:19] <hun> it's 4 twenty here...
#4351 [17:19] * system32 formats JohnEBH
#4351 [17:19] <hun> about.
#4352 [17:19] <Product> Hey.
#4353 [17:20] <system32> do I look like a CentOS component to you?
#4354 [17:20] <JohnEBH> :P
#4355 [17:20] <hun> xD
#4356 [17:20] <system32> (never used it)
#4357 [17:20] <hun> LMAO
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#4359 [17:20] <JohnEBH> I'm gonna turn this into my wall paper
#4360 [17:21] <Product> Hey
#4361 [17:21] <hun> what?
#4362 [17:21] <Product> Sorry
#4363 [17:21] <Product> Yes, it's a VPS.
#4364 [17:21] <Product> I was afk.
#4365 [17:21] * miikka [miikka@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4366 [17:21] <Product> I want to install a Minecraft classic server on it.
#4367 [17:21] <hun> look up mclawl
#4368 [17:22] <miikka> hello, anyone here who can help me with OS X + Minecraft issue?
#4369 [17:22] <hun> mikka, state it
#4370 [17:22] <JohnEBH> WUG, please tell me you're making something equivalent to win/reinst/bat for osx and linux =D
#4371 [17:23] <miikka> well I bought the minecraft two days ago and downloaded the .app, but when I try to run it, nothing happens
#4372 [17:23] <hun> We don't rely on telepathy here.. heh...
#4373 [17:23] <miikka> even the icon doesn't appear on the dock
#4374 [17:23] <hun> hmm...
#4375 [17:24] <miikka> i tried to google and saw some other people had the same problem but seems like no one had resolved the problem
#4376 [17:24] <hun> ??< linux client
#4377 [17:24] <hun> one sec...
#4378 [17:24] <hun> ??< linux/client
#4379 [17:24] <JohnEBH> Er...
#4380 [17:24] <system32> have you ever helped someone here who used linux?
#4381 [17:24] <hun> hmm... nope...
#4382 [17:24] <hun> not often.
#4383 [17:24] <system32> exactly.
#4384 [17:24] <JohnEBH> I carry screw drivers...
#4385 [17:24] <hun> I'm gonna try all the commands xD
#4386 [17:24] <system32> I drive screw carriers
#4387 [17:24] <JohnEBH> Loool
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#4389 [17:25] <system32> hun - dont
#4390 [17:25] <miikka> i've mac, OS X 10.7
#4391 [17:25] <hun> ??< linux/dontdothis
#4392 [17:25] <JohnEBH> * |Skable| has quit (Quit: Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.)
#4393 [17:25] <system32> do it in pm, or in ##voxelhead
#4394 [17:25] <hun> system32, I'm almost done...?
#4395 [17:25] <hun> ??< linux/dns
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#4397 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> hun - Please stop doing it here
#4398 [17:25] <hun> At least I'm using < ... >_>
#4399 [17:25] <JohnEBH> loool
#4400 [17:26] <system32> use a pm
#4401 [17:26] <whidgle> It's been several hours since I purchased minecraft and I still don't have the game recognize me as premium, is something wrong?
#4402 [17:26] <system32> no
#4403 [17:26] <system32> it can take a few days
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#4405 [17:26] <system32> worst case
#4406 [17:26] <JohnEBH> whidgle, Minecraft username?
#4407 [17:26] * mib_pd3cn3 [mib_pd3cn3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4408 [17:26] <hun> pm isn't workinnggggg....
#4409 [17:26] <whidgle> InsanityPlusOne
#4410 [17:26] <system32> !paid insanityplusone
#4411 [17:26] <JohnEBH> Yeaaah
#4412 [17:26] <system32> give it a while
#4413 [17:26] <hun> There ya are
#4414 [17:26] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, did you see the register page now? :)
#4415 [17:26] <hun> and PM ISN'T WORKING!
#4416 [17:26] <whidgle> I have paid for it though...
#4417 [17:26] <whidgle> T.T
#4418 [17:27] <miikka> damn i'm so pissed off with this game, even the browser version doesn't work. gives just a blank white screen
#4419 [17:27] <hun> whidgle wait a few days
#4420 [17:27] <whidgle> Damn.
#4421 [17:27] <whidgle> T.T
#4422 [17:27] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, am I supposed to check your website for changes every 5 minutes? >.<"
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#4424 [17:27] <hun> ??< linux/reinst
#4425 [17:27] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, not every 5 minutes, but you could at least check it once a week >.>
#4426 [17:27] <JohnEBH> I DO! XD
#4427 [17:27] <JohnEBH> I see a login page
#4428 [17:27] <Product> Hey.
#4429 [17:27] <JohnEBH> Not a register page...
#4430 [17:27] <TheNytangel> Then go to the register page
#4431 [17:27] <miikka> and after all i paid for this game and it's not working.
#4432 [17:27] <JohnEBH> WAIT...
#4433 [17:27] <Product> Grey, I want to ask you if you can help me with setting up a classic server on a VPS.
#4434 [17:27] <TheNytangel> Go to the login page, and click "here"
#4435 [17:28] <JohnEBH> it says... CCLICK HERE XD
#4436 [17:28] <TheNytangel> Noooooooooooo
#4437 [17:28] <JohnEBH> Aren't I already registered?
#4438 [17:28] <hun> ... >_>
#4439 [17:28] <miikka> blah, I'll contact paypal and ask my money back
#4440 [17:28] <TheNytangel> Lol, no one is, smart one. Kake hasn't made the module yet
#4441 [17:28] <hun> mikka, you'll have to contact Mojang.
#4442 [17:28] <JohnEBH> So if I register... Does that mean it won't go through? o.o"
#4443 [17:29] <TheNytangel> You can't click the register button
#4444 [17:29] <TheNytangel> So no
#4445 [17:29] <JohnEBH> JUST WATCH ME!
#4446 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4447 [17:29] <JohnEBH> Damnit T.T"
#4448 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Well, not comments on it?
#4449 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Fine.
#4450 [17:29] <TheNytangel> I'll go change it back to it's ugly self
#4451 [17:30] <JohnEBH> No no no >.<"
#4452 [17:30] <JohnEBH> I think you should take out the age field
#4453 [17:30] <TheNytangel> Good
#4454 [17:30] <JohnEBH> And just keep the birth date field
#4455 [17:30] <TheNytangel> It took me forever to put in all the years
#4456 [17:30] <JohnEBH> Causeeee, it's pretty much the same thing XD
#4457 [17:31] <miikka> and how do i contact mojang? already tried to find even one contact information from the website but found none
#4458 [17:31] <JohnEBH> ?? support
#4459 [17:31] <VoxelHead> support: Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#4460 [17:31] <JohnEBH> Ohhhh snap.
#4461 [17:31] <JohnEBH> Look a support link! ^^
#4462 [17:31] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, should I put anything else under profile information?
#4463 [17:31] <JohnEBH> If you want them to... Minecraft experience?
#4464 [17:31] <JohnEBH> And it's a text box...
#4465 [17:32] <TheNytangel> Pfffft
#4466 [17:32] <TheNytangel> For what?
#4467 [17:32] <JohnEBH> Sort of gives you an insight on the users experience? XD
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#4469 [17:32] <JohnEBH> You can decide whether or not to delete them off the system XD
#4470 [17:32] <TheNytangel> Anything else that I will actually put on there..
#4471 [17:32] <TheNytangel> ?
#4472 [17:32] <JohnEBH> Probably not...
#4473 [17:32] <hun> I'm gonna go get a friend, brb
#4474 [17:32] <TheNytangel> Location?
#4475 [17:32] <JohnEBH> Loool to stalker-ish
#4476 [17:32] <JohnEBH> Too8
#4477 [17:32] <TheNytangel> Phone number..
#4478 [17:33] <JohnEBH> Again ^^
#4479 [17:33] <JohnEBH> It's a small server and you're asking for such things -.-"
#4480 [17:33] <TheNytangel> I know
#4481 [17:33] <TheNytangel> A security question
#4482 [17:33] * WasherCookie [WasherCookie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4483 [17:33] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Seriously? On such a small server? >.<"
#4484 [17:33] <Ketsueki> How secure do you think this is?
#4485 [17:33] <TheNytangel> Like.. "what is the name of your first pet" or "your mother's birthplace"
#4486 [17:33] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4487 [17:33] <WasherCookie> i'm here again.
#4488 [17:34] <TheNytangel> If you forget your password
#4489 [17:34] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, welcome back!
#4490 [17:34] <Ketsueki> You've forgotten your password
#4491 [17:34] <WasherCookie> At this time, i was playin MC, e the computer reboots
#4492 [17:34] <JohnEBH> Gg
#4493 [17:34] <TheNytangel> No!
#4494 [17:34] <Product> Hello.
#4495 [17:34] <JohnEBH> You ask the admin to reset it for you @ #minecrafthelp
#4496 [17:34] <Ketsueki> WasherCookie: was it really loud before that?
#4497 [17:34] <Product> Can someone help me with a VPS ?
#4498 [17:34] <Ketsueki> Product: try #smp
#4499 [17:35] * JohnEBH noms on cookies
#4499 [17:35] <Product> Hey
#4500 [17:35] * TheNytangel steals JohnEBH's half eaten cookie
#4500 [17:35] <Product> Sorry it's a Classic server.
#4501 [17:35] <WasherCookie> Befores my computer crashes, now it reboots
#4502 [17:35] <WasherCookie> i don't what's happening lol
#4503 [17:35] <JohnEBH> Product, your introductions are seriously unneeded now...
#4504 [17:36] <Product> Hey sorry.
#4505 [17:36] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, T.T
#4506 [17:36] <WasherCookie> Peoples with computer so worst than my can play minecraft
#4507 [17:36] <WasherCookie> and i dont D:
#4508 [17:36] <Product> I have a Classic Server, and I want to set it up on a VPS.
#4509 [17:36] <Product> But I already have a VPS, and server is running on it.
#4510 [17:36] <JohnEBH> Product, more than half of us don't support Classic... Or Cent OS..
#4511 [17:36] <Product> I want to change the VPS.
#4512 [17:36] <Product> Oh :(
#4513 [17:37] <Product> Is almostroot still coming to this chat ?
#4514 [17:37] <JohnEBH> Who knows >.>"
#4515 [17:37] * _303 [_303@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#4516 [17:37] <Product> He helped me to setup the server.
#4517 [17:37] <JohnEBH> I summon, almostroot! In attack mode.
#4518 [17:37] <JohnEBH> won't work...
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#4520 [17:38] <Product> lol kk
#4521 [17:38] <Product> Thanks anyways :)
#4522 [17:38] <JohnEBH> Np? >.<
#4523 [17:38] <Product> <.>
#4524 [17:38] <Product> Why do you have the mad face lol ?
#4525 [17:38] <WasherCookie> :3
#4526 [17:38] <JohnEBH> Don't exactly know what I'm being thanked for XD
#4527 [17:39] <Product> Because u dedicated some of your time to talk with me.
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#4531 [17:40] <WasherCookie> someone can help me ? :3
#4532 [17:40] <mib_4j3a2y> i need help
#4533 [17:40] <mib_4j3a2y> i cant seem to get on my minecraft
#4534 [17:40] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, uhhh... How much RAM do you have?
#4535 [17:40] <WasherCookie> 1024mb :3
#4536 [17:40] <Buttercup> My friend's coming on...
#4537 [17:41] <WasherCookie> peoples with 512 plays minecraft normally --'
#4538 [17:41] <mib_4j3a2y> i recently installed a new txt pack and now it wont work
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#4541 [17:41] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, Delete the new texture pack
#4542 [17:41] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, It'll go back to default, and it'll work
#4543 [17:41] <mib_4j3a2y> ni need to get on minecraft to do that
#4544 [17:42] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, does you computer get loud right before it restarts?
#4545 [17:42] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, No you don't o.o"
#4546 [17:42] <mib_4j3a2y> how do u delete it
#4547 [17:42] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, run > %appdata% > .minecraft > Delete texture packs folder
#4548 [17:42] <mib_4j3a2y> %appdata%?
#4549 [17:43] <WasherCookie> nope :/
#4550 [17:43] <Buttercup> Type that into run
#4551 [17:43] <WasherCookie> just reboot,
#4552 [17:43] <Product> ?paid Notch
#4553 [17:43] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, no bsod?
#4554 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Product, Don't
#4555 [17:43] <mib_4j3a2y> search for p;rograms and files
#4556 [17:43] <Product> Sorry.
#4557 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Product, Seriously don't even try
#4558 [17:43] <Product> Why ?
#4559 [17:43] <Buttercup> Product, it's an !
#4560 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Product, You risk getting owned
#4561 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Buttercup, -.-
#4562 [17:43] <Product> Why bro ?
#4563 [17:44] <Buttercup> it's !paid
#4564 [17:44] <Product> It's just a command.
#4565 [17:44] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, what ?
#4566 [17:44] <Buttercup> Just sayin'
#4567 [17:44] <JohnEBH> Product, Fine, don't say I didn't warn you
#4568 [17:44] <Product> Oh yeah sorry, I forgot it's !paid
#4569 [17:44] <Product> Why, what happens ?
#4570 [17:44] <WasherCookie> ah, blue screen ? not.
#4571 [17:44] <mib_4j3a2y> what aM I SUPPOSED TO DO
#4572 [17:44] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, lol Yeah...
#4573 [17:44] <Product> Notch doesn't even come on this IRC chat.
#4574 [17:44] <Buttercup> Product, try it
#4575 [17:44] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, do you have a tool that watches CPU temperatures?
#4576 [17:44] <Product> Really John, tell me why it's risky ?
#4577 [17:45] <Product> Ok.
#4578 [17:45] <JohnEBH> Product, Just try it >.>"
#4579 [17:45] <JohnEBH> W.e
#4580 [17:45] <Buttercup> Product, youll get pwnd
#4581 [17:45] <Product> !paid Notch
#4582 [17:45] * AuBot kicked Product from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#4583 [17:45] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, no, but i can found one.
#4584 [17:45] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4585 [17:45] <Product> Wow...
#4586 [17:45] <Buttercup> PWND
#4587 [17:45] <Product> Thanks :)
#4588 [17:45] <mib_4j3a2y> guys how do i fix this prob
#4589 [17:46] <Buttercup> Elaborate
#4590 [17:46] <Buttercup> That's how
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#4592 [17:46] <mib_4j3a2y> ?
#4593 [17:46] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, so, do you want that i see the temperature when i play minecraft, something like that ?
#4594 [17:46] <mib_4j3a2y> how do i get to my minecraft txt pack folder without opening minecraft
#4595 [17:47] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, Yeah, your CPu is probably overheating
#4596 [17:47] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, not sure
#4597 [17:47] <Buttercup> Hello Lulu! ^_^
#4598 [17:47] <WasherCookie> Ok, i will see :3
#4599 [17:47] <mib_4j3a2y> LISTEN
#4600 [17:47] <Lulu> o.o
#4601 [17:47] <Buttercup> ??> Lulu demo
#4602 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Lulu: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4603 [17:47] <VoxelHead> Lulu: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4604 [17:47] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4j3a2y win/reinst/bat
#4605 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mib_4j3a2y: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4606 [17:47] <mib_4j3a2y> I NEED HELP
#4607 [17:47] <VoxelHead> mib_4j3a2y: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4608 [17:47] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, Go party with that
#4609 [17:48] <JohnEBH> Never knew my instructions were that difficult to follow
#4610 [17:48] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, run > %appdata% > .minecraft > Delete texture packs folder
#4611 [17:48] <mib_4j3a2y> NO NO NO INEED TO OPEN MY TXT PACK FOLDER WITHOUT OPEMING MINECRAFT\
#4612 [17:48] <mib_4j3a2y> HOW DO U DO THAT
#4613 [17:49] <Buttercup> ??> mib_4j3a2y win/.minecraft
#4614 [17:49] <VoxelHead> mib_4j3a2y: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#4615 [17:49] <JohnEBH> mib_4j3a2y, >.>
#4616 [17:49] <JohnEBH> Do you not know what run is?
#4617 [17:50] <JohnEBH> I didn't say Launch minecraft.
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#4619 [17:50] <mib_4j3a2y> yay it worked thx voxel
#4620 [17:51] <Buttercup> >_<
#4621 [17:51] <JohnEBH> Nom nom nom
#4622 [17:52] * mib_ecdlr1 [mib_ecdlr1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4623 [17:52] <Lulu> Buttercup >>
#4624 [17:52] <mib_ecdlr1> ello?
#4625 [17:53] <Buttercup> haha heyy
#4626 [17:53] <DopeGhoti> Westley?
#4627 [17:53] <mib_ecdlr1> i kinda need help
#4628 [17:53] * mib_a79bic [mib_a79bic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4629 [17:53] <Buttercup> ?...
#4630 [17:53] <Lulu> Hi
#4631 [17:53] <Lulu> ^^
#4632 [17:53] <mib_ecdlr1> it says im doing a bad login on every server i join
#4633 [17:53] <Buttercup> Haha Lulu is my friend ^_^
#4634 [17:53] <mib_a79bic> hello?
#4635 [17:53] <Lulu> Pssshhhhh
#4636 [17:53] <Buttercup> helluuu
#4637 [17:53] <Lulu> I'm your best friend
#4638 [17:53] <Buttercup> xD
#4639 [17:53] * Prebuiltslicer [Prebuiltslicer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4640 [17:53] <Buttercup> Haha you're my best friend with benefits ^_^
#4641 [17:54] <mib_a79bic> lol i have a question about minecraft?
#4642 [17:54] <Buttercup> jkjk lol
#4643 [17:54] <Prebuiltslicer> hello
#4644 [17:54] <Buttercup> mib_a79bic go on
#4645 [17:54] <Lulu> >>
#4646 [17:54] <Buttercup> Lulu You know what I meant... hehe...
#4647 [17:55] <Prebuiltslicer> ci cant get on anny server it always tells me"cant login-bad sign in"
#4648 [17:55] <mib_a79bic> recently i have not been able to run minecraft because it says i dont have a good enough video card, even though i have all the right specs
#4649 [17:55] <Lulu> I'm bored
#4650 [17:55] <Lulu> :/
#4651 [17:55] <Buttercup> Prebuiltslicer, It's the servers, not you.
#4652 [17:55] <Prebuiltslicer> i tryed 4 diffrent servers
#4653 [17:55] <Buttercup> ??> mib_a79bic win/dxdiag
#4654 [17:55] <VoxelHead> mib_a79bic: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4655 [17:55] <VoxelHead> mib_a79bic: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4656 [17:55] <Prebuiltslicer> cand it always sed the same thing
#4657 [17:55] <mib_a79bic> that might be but i cant even open it too the title menu
#4658 [17:56] <Buttercup> Prebuiltslicer It takes more than that sometimes.
#4659 [17:56] <Prebuiltslicer> what u mean?
#4660 [17:56] <JohnEBH> Prebuiltslicer, try my server IP: JHSMPG.Tk
#4661 [17:56] <Prebuiltslicer> k
#4662 [17:56] <Buttercup> Lulu click the demo ^_^
#4663 [17:56] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
#4664 [17:57] <Lulu> Buttercup but it wants to change my computer
#4665 [17:57] <Lulu> is that bad
#4666 [17:57] <JohnEBH> YES IT IS...
#4667 [17:57] <JohnEBH> DON'T DO IT!
#4668 [17:57] <JohnEBH> Lol Jks
#4669 [17:58] <Buttercup> I'm on the phone with her.
#4670 [17:58] <Prebuiltslicer> it worked
#4671 [17:58] <Lulu> I don't wanna break my computer
#4672 [17:58] <Lulu> x.x
#4673 [17:58] <Prebuiltslicer> cy cant i log onto the server
#4674 [17:58] <JohnEBH> Prebuiltslicer, Cause it's my awesome server ;)
#4675 [17:58] <JohnEBH> Lol jks
#4676 [17:58] <Prebuiltslicer> civ been using it 4 days
#4677 [17:58] <JohnEBH> No idea.
#4678 [17:59] <Prebuiltslicer> is it updating?
#4679 [17:59] * esper_tgznoh [esper_tgznoh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4680 [17:59] <esper_tgznoh> hello?
#4681 [17:59] <Prebuiltslicer> they sed its an unupdated server
#4682 [17:59] <Buttercup> ??> Lulu teamviewer
#4683 [17:59] <VoxelHead> Lulu: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4684 [17:59] <VoxelHead> Lulu: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4685 [17:59] <Prebuiltslicer> and they had some lag sometimes
#4686 [17:59] <JohnEBH> esper_tgznoh, Hello!
#4687 [18:00] <Prebuiltslicer> VoxelHead y cant i conect to the server iv been on 4 a week?
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#4689 [18:01] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont get it?
#4690 [18:02] <Buttercup> ?
#4691 [18:02] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
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#4693 [18:02] <Prebuiltslicer> y cant i connect
#4694 [18:02] <Buttercup> gimme an ip
#4695 [18:02] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont get it?
#4696 [18:02] <Lulu> Buttercup I'mma kill you if this breaks my computer
#4697 [18:02] * esper_jxrjeo [esper_jxrjeo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4698 [18:02] <Prebuiltslicer> 74.63.229.30
#4699 [18:02] <Buttercup> xD lol Lulu You could'a just said that on the phone
#4700 [18:03] <esper_jxrjeo> hello?
#4701 [18:03] <Buttercup> !check 74.63.229.30
#4702 [18:03] <Prebuiltslicer> i did
#4703 [18:03] <Buttercup> Yep, yo've got lag xD
#4704 [18:03] <Buttercup> *you've
#4705 [18:03] <Lulu> Butter cup but then people wouldn't know I would kill you
#4706 [18:03] <Prebuiltslicer> u connected?
#4707 [18:03] <Buttercup> No, I checked from here
#4708 [18:03] * mib_n4zww8 [mib_n4zww8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4709 [18:03] <Prebuiltslicer> buttercup u connected to it?
#4710 [18:04] * hunter130 [hunter130@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4711 [18:04] <Buttercup> I did it from here, sorta.
#4712 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> smd
#4713 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> smd
#4714 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> smd
#4715 [18:04] * esper_jpaedr [esper_jpaedr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4716 [18:04] <Prebuiltslicer> what u mean?
#4717 [18:04] <esper_jpaedr> hello?
#4718 [18:04] <Buttercup> ... brb
#4719 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> smd
#4720 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 010
#4721 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 010
#4722 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 01
#4723 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 0010
#4724 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 010
#4725 [18:04] <mib_n4zww8> 808080
#4726 [18:05] <Prebuiltslicer> iv been using the server for about a week and now i cant connect toit?
#4727 [18:05] <mib_n4zww8> 8080
#4728 [18:05] <mib_n4zww8> 088008
#4729 [18:05] <mib_n4zww8> 80808
#4730 [18:05] * VoxelHead kicked mib_n4zww8 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Flooding/spamming. Come back in three weeks.)
#4731 [18:06] <Prebuiltslicer> g2gculbe1
#4732 [18:07] * VoxelHead doesn't understand why some people do what they do.
#4732 [18:08] * mib_d8mjhh [mib_d8mjhh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4733 [18:09] <hunter130> Most pointless spam I have seen.
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#4735 [18:10] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, are you there ?
#4736 [18:10] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, Now I am
#4737 [18:10] <JohnEBH> Lol
#4738 [18:11] <WasherCookie> Soh.. i tested
#4739 [18:11] <JohnEBH> Yesh?
#4740 [18:11] <WasherCookie> And this time the computer doesnt reboots
#4741 [18:11] <WasherCookie> but crashed
#4742 [18:11] <WasherCookie> again
#4743 [18:12] * dr_bibble [dr_bibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4744 [18:12] <dr_bibble> hey
#4745 [18:12] <dr_bibble> umm, when I try to log in to any minecraft servers it says "error bad login"
#4746 [18:13] <dr_bibble> Anyone? :P
#4747 [18:13] <dr_bibble> =P
#4748 [18:13] * mib_azeonr [mib_azeonr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4749 [18:13] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: clear out and re-enter both your username and password.
#4750 [18:13] <dr_bibble> done that
#4751 [18:13] <dr_bibble> Many times
#4752 [18:14] <dr_bibble> Is it because I've updated minecraft recently, and perhaps the servers I'm trying have not?
#4753 [18:14] <dr_bibble> recently meaning like 2 hours ago?
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#4755 [18:15] <hunter130> It would have said "Server Outdated" or something like that, if they did not update the server
#4756 [18:15] <dr_bibble> Well any idea what's going on, then?
#4757 [18:15] <hunter130> Have you restarted client?
#4758 [18:15] <frogmella> why is it not letting me on any servers i keeps saying bad login or end of stream
#4759 [18:16] <dr_bibble> It's in browser
#4760 [18:16] <dr_bibble> and actually it says Fails to Logn, Bad login
#4761 [18:16] <hunter130> Since it is happening to you both try quiting this IRC channel and then try it.
#4762 [18:16] <dr_bibble> Yuss me too!
#4763 [18:16] <dr_bibble> what?
#4764 [18:16] <dr_bibble> How would that help?
#4765 [18:17] <dr_bibble> I was on here after it I started having trouble :P
#4766 [18:17] <hunter130> Try it.
#4767 [18:17] <dr_bibble> I hate the siley
#4768 [18:17] <dr_bibble> =P
#4769 [18:17] <dr_bibble> smiley*
#4770 [18:17] <frogmella> anybody know how to fix it
#4771 [18:17] <dr_bibble> Also hate lappys =P
#4772 [18:17] <dr_bibble> ok..
#4773 [18:17] <dr_bibble> Are you just trying to get rid of us lol?
#4774 [18:17] <dr_bibble> brb
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#4776 [18:17] <hunter130> Nope. =)
#4777 [18:19] <JohnEBH> WasherCookie, i have no idea why this would happen
#4778 [18:19] <JohnEBH> XD
#4779 [18:19] * dr_bibble [dr_bibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4780 [18:19] <dr_bibble> Uhm
#4781 [18:20] * mib_n2u1oq [mib_n2u1oq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4782 [18:20] <dr_bibble> Didn't work :P
#4783 [18:20] * koulchilebaiz [koulchilebaiz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4784 [18:20] <dr_bibble> =P*
#4785 [18:20] <hunter130> I don't know then. Sorry.
#4786 [18:20] <dr_bibble> It's not happening to you?
#4787 [18:21] <mib_n2u1oq> it keeps saying failed login everytime i go to play multiplayer can any1 help
#4788 [18:21] <dr_bibble> omg
#4789 [18:21] <dr_bibble> so its not just us two
#4790 [18:21] <dr_bibble> daangit..
#4791 [18:22] <WasherCookie> JohnEBH, ok, i think that I must still playing in browser version. haven't much crashes :/
#4792 [18:22] <mib_n2u1oq> ya so no matter what server i try it say failed login
#4793 [18:22] <dr_bibble> same w/ me
#4794 [18:22] <dr_bibble> I don't understand it =P
#4795 [18:22] <WasherCookie> But, have some to install mods in browser version ? :3
#4796 [18:22] <WasherCookie> some way*
#4797 [18:22] <mib_n2u1oq> o any clue how to fix it
#4798 [18:22] <dr_bibble> washer
#4799 [18:22] <dr_bibble> are you talking to us?
#4800 [18:22] <WasherCookie> With JohnEBH
#4801 [18:22] <WasherCookie> =3
#4802 [18:23] <dr_bibble> ic
#4803 [18:23] <WasherCookie> but if you know some way
#4804 [18:23] <WasherCookie> to install mods in browser version
#4805 [18:23] <WasherCookie> ...
#4806 [18:23] <WasherCookie> hehehe :3
#4807 [18:23] <dr_bibble> nah, I don't :P
#4808 [18:23] <dr_bibble> sorry
#4809 [18:23] * SupaYoshi [SupaYoshi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4810 [18:23] <dr_bibble> =P*
#4811 [18:23] <WasherCookie> ok
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#4813 [18:24] <dr_bibble> minei
#4814 [18:24] <mib_n2u1oq> can any1 help us plz
#4815 [18:24] <Mnei_Ubp> Hello,
#4816 [18:24] <dr_bibble> having trouble getting into servers?
#4817 [18:24] <dr_bibble> saying bad login for you?
#4818 [18:24] <Mnei_Ubp> yes.
#4819 [18:24] <dr_bibble> damnit
#4820 [18:24] <dr_bibble> for all of us
#4821 [18:24] <aikaramba> use STUPIDOL!
#4822 [18:24] <mib_n2u1oq> tfudge
#4823 [18:24] <dr_bibble> is it working for anyone?
#4824 [18:25] <Mnei_Ubp> hm. I can login to the site, it works on my other computer, I just reinstalled java
#4825 [18:25] <dr_bibble> ahh
#4826 [18:25] <dr_bibble> it's java mabe?
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#4828 [18:25] <dr_bibble> let me go get latest version and c if it works
#4829 [18:25] <dr_bibble> hold tight guys
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#4831 [18:25] <Mnei_Ubp> it crashes much like it did when it was a java problem on my other computer
#4832 [18:25] <Mnei_Ubp> but now it also generates little error files
#4833 [18:26] <Mnei_Ubp> and sometiems instead of crashing it shows messages in the game window:
#4834 [18:26] <Mnei_Ubp> "bad login" "connection lost"
#4835 [18:27] <dr_bibble> nope
#4836 [18:27] <claude> It has been roughly 4 hours since I bought the game, I realize it could take days, but I wanna get some feedback as to why it might take so long..
#4837 [18:27] <dr_bibble> not workinggg....
#4838 [18:28] <dr_bibble> and morrowind isn't working either =P
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#4840 [18:29] <dr_bibble> and my dad took forever to get home w/ the car so I couldn't go bulling
#4841 [18:29] <dr_bibble> I've got nothing 2 do
#4842 [18:29] <Mnei_Ubp> no staff here
#4843 [18:29] <mib_n2u1oq> i looked it up and they say u just have to verify your account for bad login
#4844 [18:29] <Mnei_Ubp> ?
#4845 [18:29] <dr_bibble> what?
#4846 [18:29] <Mnei_Ubp> verify? I can log in to the site
#4847 [18:29] <dr_bibble> how do u do that?
#4848 [18:29] <dr_bibble> me2
#4849 [18:30] <claude> How long will it take to become a premium user after buying the game? It's been 4 hours so far.
#4850 [18:30] <dr_bibble> idk bro, sorry
#4851 [18:31] <claude> ....
#4852 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> claude - Make sure your credit card/bank has approved a payment to mojang AB
#4853 [18:31] <claude> Andrew Kerr?
#4854 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> If it hasn't, then Mojang hasn't gotten the money
#4855 [18:31] <claude> Grey, how will I know?
#4856 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> Call them
#4857 [18:31] <mib_n2u1oq> idk i just changed pasword ill see if tht works
#4858 [18:31] <dr_bibble> wtfffffffffffff
#4859 [18:31] <claude> The customer service thing?
#4860 [18:31] <claude> I used a visa gift card.
#4861 [18:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> claude prepaid
#4862 [18:32] <VoxelHead> claude: (prepaid) Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#4863 [18:32] <claude> IT said it was accepted though
#4864 [18:32] <Mnei_Ubp> oh, mine went through months before and I used to play regularly, but my laptop got fixed and I moved so I'm just trying to get it to work on my other comp.
#4865 [18:32] <mib_n2u1oq> didnt work i thought some1 might be using my account
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#4869 [18:33] <claude> Wait
#4870 [18:33] <claude> So
#4871 [18:33] <claude> If my gift card was accepted.
#4872 [18:33] <dr_bibble> uuuuuugh
#4873 [18:33] <claude> And it still won't work...
#4874 [18:33] <Zetsu> Hi.....my friend downloaded a texturepack and now she can't play it
#4875 [18:33] <claude> Did it just take my money for nothinG?
#4876 [18:33] <oldtopmanserver> ??> Zetsu win/reinst
#4877 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Zetsu: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4878 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Zetsu: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4879 [18:33] <oldtopmanserver> claude: Whats your username?
#4880 [18:33] <mib_n2u1oq> how did she down load it
#4881 [18:33] <claude> InsanityPlusOne
#4882 [18:34] <Kealper> claude: well....you can confirm that it did take the money?
#4883 [18:34] <GreyVulpine> claude - Check the balance on your gift card. I can pretty much guarantee you that money hasn't been taken out
#4884 [18:34] <dr_bibble> I didn't understand that....
#4885 [18:34] <claude> Alright.
#4886 [18:34] <oldtopmanserver> !paid InsanityPlusOne
#4887 [18:34] <oldtopmanserver> !paid InsanityPlusOne
#4888 [18:34] <Zetsu> Alright thanks i'll tell her
#4889 [18:34] <oldtopmanserver> !paid InsanityPlusOne
#4890 [18:34] <dr_bibble> windows +R keys??
#4891 [18:34] <Jin> A friend of mine bought Minecraft, he said that when he is trying to log in, he officially ends up being stuck in the Loading Done part ._.
#4892 [18:34] <oldtopmanserver> Jin: Do you have any firewall apps on?
#4893 [18:35] <DopeGhoti> ??> dr_bibble win/key
#4894 [18:35] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#4895 [18:35] <mib_n2u1oq> quit and load it again
#4896 [18:35] <Jin> I'll ask him :P
#4897 [18:36] <dr_bibble> ok I'm in
#4898 [18:36] <mib_n2u1oq> i really want to no because a friend has the same problem
#4899 [18:36] <dr_bibble> now, delete everytihng?
#4900 [18:36] <GreyVulpine> Everything but saves
#4901 [18:37] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: notwithstanding saves.
#4902 [18:37] <Jin> My friend says that he has Trend Mincro
#4903 [18:37] <Zetsu> Do you guys get paid for sitting in front of the computer all day?
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#4905 [18:38] <oldtopmanserver> Jin: Try disabling it for a while
#4906 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> We're volunteers. We don't get paid at all
#4907 [18:38] <oldtopmanserver> Zetsu: ^^
#4908 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> Many of us here, do this for fun.
#4909 [18:38] <Ganj> can someone tell me why my mac wont download the bin files
#4910 [18:38] <Zetsu> Oh wow. All the best then. see ya XD and thanks again
#4911 [18:38] <DopeGhoti> however, I do get paid to sit in front of a computer all day. It's just not related to #minecrafthelp
#4912 [18:38] <Zetsu> lol^
#4913 [18:38] <Zetsu> bye!
#4914 [18:38] <DopeGhoti> ciao
#4915 [18:39] <Ganj> can someone please tell me how to fix the no bin file problem
#4916 [18:39] <Ganj> i allow the applets but it wont work
#4917 [18:39] <oldtopmanserver> ??> Ganj mac/reinst
#4918 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Ganj: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4919 [18:39] <VoxelHead> Ganj: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4920 [18:39] <Ganj> there isnt a bin folder is what im gettin at
#4921 [18:40] * mib_k341p3r [mib_k341p3r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4922 [18:40] <mib_k341p3r> hello?
#4923 [18:40] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_k341p3r, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4924 [18:40] <Ganj> all i have is the resources folder, and it just has the sounds
#4925 [18:40] <mib_k341p3r> DopeGhoti: nice lol
#4926 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ganj mac/profile
#4927 [18:40] <VoxelHead> Ganj: (mac/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4928 [18:40] <VoxelHead> Ganj: (mac/profile) Please create a new user profile, log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4929 [18:41] <Ganj> there no way that its the administative user
#4930 [18:41] <dr_bibble> Still not working :(
#4931 [18:41] <Ganj> and i dont feel like wasting my time loggin out and creating a new login
#4932 [18:41] <Ganj> that is just fucking dumb
#4933 [18:41] <dr_bibble> I'm playing in-browser, btw
#4934 [18:41] <Ganj> why cant they post the bin files, and all the resources on a download
#4935 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> Then people will just pirate minecraft
#4936 [18:41] <DopeGhoti> ??> Ganj dont/bother
#4937 [18:41] <VoxelHead> Ganj: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#4938 [18:42] <Ganj> that way the users can install it themselves rather than the shitty technology miscoding it
#4939 [18:42] <Ganj> Fuck you voxel
#4940 [18:42] <dr_bibble> Voxel, no other ideas?
#4941 [18:42] * VoxelHead kicked Ganj from #minecrafthelp (Reason: request)
#4942 [18:42] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: so it's still not working in-browser?
#4943 [18:42] <DopeGhoti> refresh my memory: what error were you getting again?
#4944 [18:43] * oldtopmanserver high-fives VoxelHead
#4944 [18:43] <dr_bibble> a couple
#4945 [18:43] <gPad2002> You know that guy came in named as a drug right?
#4946 [18:43] <dr_bibble> end of stream
#4947 [18:43] <dr_bibble> failed to log in, bad login
#4948 [18:43] <Jin> He said it didn't work :L
#4949 [18:43] <dr_bibble> so..
#4950 [18:44] <dr_bibble> I even tried installing latest java
#4951 [18:44] <dr_bibble> tried both mozzila and internet xp
#4952 [18:44] <dr_bibble> and logged in/outmultiple times
#4953 [18:44] <dr_bibble> tried on two different computers, too
#4954 [18:45] <dr_bibble> could it be my internet?
#4955 [18:45] <dr_bibble> I mean, everything else works
#4956 [18:45] <dr_bibble> but...
#4957 [18:46] <DopeGhoti> it could be your inability to type in your account name and password properly
#4958 [18:46] <dr_bibble> dude I tried a fail pass on purpose
#4959 [18:46] <dr_bibble> and it didn't let me log in
#4960 [18:46] <dr_bibble> so it can't be that
#4961 [18:46] <gPad2002> Did you try the real one?
#4962 [18:46] <dr_bibble> lol...
#4963 [18:46] <dr_bibble> Yes. I did
#4964 [18:46] <gPad2002> Hmm
#4965 [18:47] <gPad2002> What's your username?
#4966 [18:47] <dr_bibble> Cmusky1
#4967 [18:47] <gPad2002> !paid Cmusky1
#4968 [18:47] <gPad2002> Hm, not that then
#4969 [18:47] <dr_bibble> =P
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#4971 [18:47] <gPad2002> And you can log in on the website?
#4972 [18:47] <dr_bibble> yuss
#4973 [18:48] <dr_bibble> I have an idea
#4974 [18:48] <mib_n2u1oq> can i have help to i have the same problem
#4975 [18:48] * gPad2002 is at a loss
#4975 [18:48] <dr_bibble> give me a server ip that's working for you
#4976 [18:48] <gPad2002> I don't play SMP
#4977 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/server/specific
#4978 [18:48] <gPad2002> Anyone here offer?
#4979 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> grah
#4980 [18:48] <gPad2002> Lol
#4981 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> what's the entry for that..
#4982 [18:48] <DopeGhoti> how recently did you try? Mollstam has some recent tweets about breaking the login servers.
#4983 [18:48] <Putzbert1> I got a Problem, since 2 hours my minecraft constantly tells me "Bad Login" when trying to connect to my standard multiplayer server
#4984 [18:48] <GreyVulpine> ?? smp/servers/specific
#4985 [18:48] <VoxelHead> smp/servers/specific: Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#4986 [18:49] <dr_bibble> last was like 5 mins ago
#4987 [18:49] <mib_n2u1oq> gpad i think i no what the problem is
#4988 [18:49] <gPad2002> !check smp.shadow-craft.net
#4989 [18:49] <gPad2002> Try that
#4990 [18:49] <dr_bibble> see a lot of people are having this problem, it's not just me.
#4991 [18:49] <gPad2002> mib_n2u1oq: Do share
#4992 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> dr_bibble: are you able to log into the client, but get that error when connecting to servers?
#4993 [18:49] <DopeGhoti> or are you not able to log into the client at all?
#4994 [18:50] <dr_bibble> Umm, I'm playing in-browser. I login, press multiplayer, put in server ip
#4995 [18:50] <dr_bibble> and doesn't work
#4996 [18:50] <Putzbert1> also the bad login problem?
#4997 [18:50] <dr_bibble> Singleplayer works
#4998 [18:50] <mib_n2u1oq> it might be a bug there working on because i ve heard over 10 people complain about it
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#5000 [18:50] <Putzbert1> are you talking about my bad login problem?
#5001 [18:50] <gPad2002> Auth might be broken
#5002 [18:50] <gPad2002> Yeah
#5003 [18:51] <dr_bibble> About all of our bad login problems
#5004 [18:51] <Putzbert1> k thx
#5005 [18:51] <mib_n2u1oq> ya
#5006 [18:51] <Trevor> Hi every time I open my Minecraft I get an error called hs_err_pid with random numbers on the end. I cannot even get to the menu.
#5007 [18:51] <gPad2002> Reinstall Java
#5008 [18:51] <Trevor> gPad I have.
#5009 [18:51] <dr_bibble> Tried that.
#5010 [18:51] <gPad2002> Hm
#5011 [18:51] <gPad2002> Someone here knows what that is
#5012 [18:52] <gPad2002> GreyVulpine: Wasn't it you that solved this one?
#5013 [18:52] <Putzbert1> did everything i know^^ still doesn't work
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#5015 [18:52] <Trevor> I will try reinstalling Java again.
#5016 [18:52] <gPad2002> Use um
#5017 [18:52] <dr_bibble> brb guys
#5018 [18:52] <gPad2002> Use JaVaRa to remove it fully
#5019 [18:52] <Trevor> Or Control Panel.
#5020 [18:52] <Trevor> add/remove programs
#5021 [18:52] <gPad2002> No
#5022 [18:52] <gPad2002> JaVaRa works better :>
#5023 [18:53] <gPad2002> Java uninstaller leaves things behind
#5024 [18:53] <Trevor> Where can I find Javara?
#5025 [18:53] <gPad2002> ?? Java/javara
#5026 [18:53] <gPad2002> Nope
#5027 [18:53] <gPad2002> ?? Javara
#5028 [18:53] <gPad2002> Nope, again
#5029 [18:53] <gPad2002> I can't remember the entry
#5030 [18:53] <gPad2002> Java/remove
#5031 [18:54] <gPad2002> ?? Java/remove
#5032 [18:54] * gPad2002 face palms
#5032 [18:54] <Trevor> I'll Google it.
#5033 [18:55] <gPad2002> http://raproducts.org/wordpress/
#5034 [18:55] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/javara
#5035 [18:55] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5036 [18:55] <gPad2002> So, http://www.thewebatom.net/content/scripts/cc/click.php?id=24
#5037 [18:55] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5038 [18:55] <DopeGhoti> ^ looking for that?
#5039 [18:55] <gPad2002> Yeah
#5040 [18:56] <gPad2002> That
#5041 [18:56] <gPad2002> :P
#5042 [18:56] <Trevor> Alright I'll try it.
#5043 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> it's 'win/javara'
#5044 [18:56] <gPad2002> Thanks
#5045 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> gPad2002 index
#5046 [18:56] <VoxelHead> gPad2002: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#5047 [18:56] <gPad2002> I know about that :P
#5048 [18:56] <gPad2002> I have no CTRL+F
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#5050 [18:57] <Prebuiltslicer> hello
#5051 [18:58] <Trevor> Alright let me try Minecraft
#5052 [18:58] <Prebuiltslicer> i need help connecting to servers
#5053 [18:58] <Prebuiltslicer> ci cant connect to anny servers it always said bad login whats that mean?
#5054 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> gPad2002: ^F? Why ^F when you can grep?
#5055 [18:59] <Prebuiltslicer> but sometimes it ses stream ened
#5056 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> Prebuiltslicer: it means that mollstam broke the auth servers again.
#5057 [18:59] <gPad2002> Because I'm on an iPad and don't have either of those
#5058 [18:59] <Trevor> I am still getting hs_err_pid errors.
#5059 [18:59] <gPad2002> Well no, I have grep
#5060 [19:00] <gPad2002> But MobileTerminal is horrible
#5061 [19:00] <Prebuiltslicer> whats that mean?
#5062 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> http://twitter.com/#!/dopeghoti/mojang <-- read mollstam's last few tweets.
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#5064 [19:00] <Prebuiltslicer> k
#5065 [19:00] <Trevor> Dope do you know what hs_err_pid is?
#5066 [19:00] <gPad2002> DopeGhoti: So shall I turn on that auto notify then?
#5067 [19:00] <gPad2002> Trevor: Java runtime error log
#5068 [19:00] <Myroshi> Hi i have a question, could anyone help me ?
#5069 [19:01] <mib_n2u1oq> fuck this bye mother fuckers
#5070 [19:01] <Trevor> How do I fix this?
#5071 [19:01] <gPad2002> ~minecraft down
#5072 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> Myroshi: not if you rely on our telepathy
#5073 [19:01] <gPad2002> :>
#5074 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> gPad2002: not necessary, it should already be solved
#5075 [19:01] <gPad2002> ~minecraft up
#5076 [19:01] <gPad2002> 'Kay then
#5077 [19:01] <gPad2002> :P
#5078 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> gPad2002: it's just people who tried two hours ago and haven't tried again that should be "effected"
#5079 [19:01] <Myroshi> My game shows me a message "Unlicencedh Copy :(" but i've bought the game last year.. from Minecraft.net how i can solve it ?
#5080 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> (affected? yes, affected.)
#5081 [19:02] <gPad2002> Ahh.
#5082 [19:02] <gPad2002> Myroshi: What's your username?
#5083 [19:02] <DopeGhoti> Myroshi: known bug that occasionally occurs.
#5084 [19:02] <gPad2002> Oh right
#5085 [19:02] <gPad2002> It's known
#5086 [19:02] <Trevor> How do I get JaVaRa to completely remove my Java files?
#5087 [19:02] <gPad2002> Did not know about this one
#5088 [19:02] <Myroshi> its : Tetsudei
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#5090 [19:02] <Myroshi> why?
#5091 [19:02] <gPad2002> Trevor: Should be a simple as reading the readme
#5092 [19:02] <gPad2002> Myroshi: Nvm
#5093 [19:02] <Trevor> Alright
#5094 [19:03] <gPad2002> Try a reinstall
#5095 [19:03] <Myroshi> already done
#5096 [19:03] <Myroshi> but still there..
#5097 [19:03] <gPad2002> Does it affect anything?
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#5099 [19:03] <Prebuiltslicer> its sed the servers were up 2hours ago
#5100 [19:03] <Myroshi> nothing
#5101 [19:04] <Myroshi> still this message
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#5103 [19:04] <gPad2002> I don't know if there's a fix, but if it doesn't break anything..
#5104 [19:04] <Dr_bibble> Back.
#5105 [19:04] <Dr_bibble> Anyone figured it out yet?
#5106 [19:04] <Myroshi> its a hack protection from notch, i've readed that in some forums
#5107 [19:04] <Myroshi> but i have purchased it >:(
#5108 [19:04] <Trevor> I do not have a read me file for JaVaRa.
#5109 [19:04] <Dr_bibble> gPad?
#5110 [19:05] <Prebuiltslicer> DopeGhoti he sed the servers were working again and that was posted 2hours ago!
#5111 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Myroshi: again, it's a known bug, and you ahve nothing to worry about
#5112 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Myroshi: it should be fixed in a later version
#5113 [19:06] <Dr_bibble> Alright
#5114 [19:06] <Dr_bibble> I'm on my crappy computer
#5115 [19:06] <Trevor> I'll be back
#5116 [19:06] <Dr_bibble> it's working in the client
#5117 [19:06] <Dr_bibble> idk about browser yet hold on
#5118 [19:06] <gPad2002> dr_bibble: http://twitter.com/#!/dopeghoti/mojang
#5119 [19:06] <Prebuiltslicer> DopeGhoti its sed its working 2 hours acgo but i cant connect y?
#5120 [19:06] <Myroshi> btw. why is Minecraft.net offline often..
#5121 [19:07] <gPad2002> ~title http://minecraft.net
#5122 [19:07] <McPlusPlus> "Minecraft" (http://is.gd/Dl4IoA)
#5123 [19:07] <gPad2002> Myroshi: It isn't
#5124 [19:07] * Trevor [Trevor@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5125 [19:07] <Myroshi> my clients tell me every timie "Minecraft.net is offline"
#5126 [19:07] <Prebuiltslicer> y cant i connect?
#5127 [19:07] <Myroshi> i cant connect to multiplayer server
#5128 [19:07] * CruelNoise_ [CruelNoise_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5129 [19:08] <Prebuiltslicer> me too
#5130 [19:08] <Trevor> I am still getting hs_err_pid whenever I open the client even after deleting old Java files.
#5131 [19:08] <Dr_bibble> omg still loading...
#5132 [19:08] <Dr_bibble> I hate this computer
#5133 [19:08] <gPad2002> dr_bibble: Blame your Internet, not your machine :>
#5134 [19:08] <Prebuiltslicer> y cant me andMyroshi connect to servers?
#5135 [19:08] * eightbitben [eightbitben@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5136 [19:09] <Trevor> gPad any other ideas about hs_err_pid?
#5137 [19:09] <Dr_bibble> oooooh ok!
#5138 [19:09] <gPad2002> Can you pastbbin me one?
#5139 [19:09] <Trevor> I can send you the PasteBin link to it.
#5140 [19:09] <Trevor> Alright.
#5141 [19:09] <gPad2002> Pastebin*
#5142 [19:09] <Dr_bibble> So it WAS Mojangs fault hahahaha
#5143 [19:09] <gPad2002> :3
#5144 [19:09] <Trevor> http://pastebin.com/N47zgdyT
#5145 [19:09] <Trevor> There it is,
#5146 [19:09] <Dr_bibble> @gpad2002 nope, my internet's great, my machine sucks
#5147 [19:10] <gPad2002> Hmm
#5148 [19:10] <gPad2002> Access violation
#5149 [19:10] <Prebuiltslicer> Y cant Prebuiltslicer & Myroshi connect to servers?
#5150 [19:10] <gPad2002> Trevor: Try running the client as admin
#5151 [19:10] <Trevor> Okay
#5152 [19:10] <Dr_bibble> kk thanks guys!!!!!
#5153 [19:10] <gPad2002> Prebuiltslicer: Go test it again
#5154 [19:10] <Trevor> One sec I'm not to computer savvy how do I run it as admin?
#5155 [19:10] <Prebuiltslicer> k
#5156 [19:10] <Dr_bibble> Hopefully never see you again, I like it when I don't have a reason to ask for help!
#5157 [19:10] <gPad2002> Right-click the EXE, Run as admin
#5158 [19:10] <gPad2002> dr_bibble: :P
#5159 [19:11] <Trevor> Alright
#5160 [19:11] <Dr_bibble> Haha adios
#5161 [19:11] <Prebuiltslicer> it sed BadLogin
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#5163 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> Prebuiltslicer dont/tweet
#5164 [19:11] <VoxelHead> Prebuiltslicer: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you' and 'are', and not 'u' and 'r'.
#5165 [19:11] <Trevor> I don't have any Admin user.
#5166 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> the word, sir or ma'am or other, it 'said'.
#5167 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> er, 'is' rather.
#5168 [19:11] * TheBadShepperd [TheBadShepperd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5169 [19:12] <gPad2002> Trevor: No, it literally saus
#5170 [19:12] <gPad2002> Says
#5171 [19:12] <gPad2002> "Run as admin"
#5172 [19:12] <Trevor> Oh okay.
#5173 [19:12] <Prebuiltslicer> it said BadLogin
#5174 [19:12] <DopeGhoti> that's better.
#5175 [19:12] <Prebuiltslicer> why?
#5176 [19:13] <Trevor> All it says for me is Run as...
#5177 [19:13] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont get it why cant i connect to servers?
#5178 [19:13] <gPad2002> Trevor: You're on XP?
#5179 [19:13] <GreyVulpine> The Mojang authentication servers are currently experiencing some trouble, please be patient, they'll be fixed.
#5180 [19:13] <Trevor> Yes.
#5181 [19:13] <Prebuiltslicer> when
#5182 [19:14] <Prebuiltslicer> ctwo day?
#5183 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Soonâ„¢
#5184 [19:14] <gPad2002> Hmm
#5185 [19:14] <Prebuiltslicer> Ok i will try later
#5186 [19:14] <Prebuiltslicer> thanks
#5187 [19:14] <Trevor> http://pastebin.com/BcR3PNwp That is my DxDiag if you need it.
#5188 [19:14] <Prebuiltslicer> bye
#5189 [19:15] <gPad2002> Erk
#5190 [19:15] <gPad2002> Even if you get it to work, you're going to have a lot of trouble..
#5191 [19:15] <gPad2002> Lack of RAM makes Notch sad
#5192 [19:15] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Logging into Minecraft may be problematic; please stand by.
#5193 [19:16] <Trevor> I know D:
#5194 [19:16] <Trevor> But it would be nice to actually get the client to run.
#5195 [19:17] <gPad2002> Honestly, I have no idea
#5196 [19:17] <gPad2002> There is /someone/ in here that knows what it is
#5197 [19:17] <gPad2002> But
#5198 [19:17] <Trevor> Do Vulpine or Voxel have any clue?
#5199 [19:17] <gPad2002> Voxel is a bot
#5200 [19:18] <Trevor> Oh, does Vulpine have a clue?
#5201 [19:18] * The_Gambit [The_Gambit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5202 [19:18] * gPad2002 pokes GreyVulpine
#5202 [19:19] <Trevor> Quite the problem isn't it?
#5203 [19:19] <The_Gambit> hello, How do i know what texturepack to download the 16x, 32x, 128, or the 256?
#5204 [19:19] * Petriello [Petriello@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5205 [19:19] <gPad2002> Download the one you want
#5206 [19:19] <gPad2002> Lol
#5207 [19:19] * smerft [smerft@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5208 [19:19] <Petriello> hello
#5209 [19:19] <gPad2002> The bigger the number, the higher the quality
#5210 [19:19] <Petriello> i need help wit bad login
#5211 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> The_Gambit - If you don't want to mod minecraft, the 16x is the default quality
#5212 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> The Mojang authentication servers are currently experiencing some trouble, please be patient, they'll be fixed.
#5213 [19:20] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5214 [19:20] <Petriello> ive been getting bad login for about an hour
#5215 [19:20] <Trevor> Vulpine every time I open Minecraft it crashes and I get a text document on my desktop called hs_err_pid
#5216 [19:20] <Trevor> Petriello read above.
#5217 [19:20] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 7
#5218 [19:20] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 7 = Logging into Minecraft may be problematic; please stand by. ] ... set by [ DopeGhoti | Wed Jul 20 16:15:58 MST 2011 ]
#5219 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> Petriello - Mojang authentication servers are currently experiencing some trouble, please be patient, they'll be fixed.
#5220 [19:20] <Petriello> k
#5221 [19:20] <Petriello> ty
#5222 [19:20] <DopeGhoti> !topic /7/may be/is currently/
#5223 [19:21] * Rehevkor [Rehevkor@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5224 [19:21] <Trevor> Man no one has a clue about hs_err_pid.
#5225 [19:21] <Trevor> I just hope it is fixed by the adventure patch.
#5226 [19:22] <Trevor> tI'm going to leave I'll be back another time looking for help.
#5227 [19:22] <Trevor> Bye.
#5228 [19:23] <Petriello> any idea when the servers will be working again?
#5229 [19:24] <DopeGhoti> Petriello: no.
#5230 [19:24] <Petriello> :(
#5231 [19:24] <JohnEBH> What servers? o.o
#5232 [19:24] <DopeGhoti> JohnEBH: look at the topic, or up about 8 lines.
#5233 [19:24] <JohnEBH> Errr... My bad XD
#5234 [19:24] <JohnEBH> But I'm on o.o"
#5235 [19:25] <JohnEBH> Probably before this happened >.>
#5236 [19:25] <Petriello> happened to me after the server i was on got eset, they were able to connect but i wasnt
#5237 [19:25] <Petriello> reset*
#5238 [19:27] * DreadLindwyrm [DreadLindwyrm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5239 [19:28] * mib_x80xhl [mib_x80xhl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5240 [19:33] * sheppycider123 [sheppycider123@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5241 [19:33] <sheppycider123> whats the channel for plugin help?
#5242 [19:36] <Kealper> #Bukkit
#5243 [19:36] <sheppycider123> cheers
#5244 [19:47] <Petriello> :( still getting bad login
#5245 [19:47] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5246 [19:48] <lildrummerdrew> helluuu
#5247 [19:48] <lildrummerdrew> Anyone in need of assistance?
#5248 [19:48] <Kealper> Petriello: have you tried restarting your client?
#5249 [19:49] <lildrummerdrew> 'ey Kealper.
#5250 [19:49] * Kealper rawrs
#5250 [19:49] * lildrummerdrew speaks dinosaur, rawr too <3
#5250 [19:49] * lildrummerdrew rawrs at AuBot
#5250 [19:50] <lildrummerdrew> Haha people luv me ^_^
#5251 [19:50] <lildrummerdrew> Rawr means "I luv you" in dinosaur
#5252 [19:51] <Petriello> how do i restart my client?
#5253 [19:52] <ShaRose> Ìû
#5254 [19:52] <Kealper> Petriello: well first, are you playing in the browser or inside the downloaded version?
#5255 [19:52] <Petriello> browser
#5256 [19:52] <lildrummerdrew> ShaRose? We primarilly speak English here
#5257 [19:52] <Petriello> lol
#5258 [19:52] <Kealper> Petriello: click "log out" on minecraft.net, then log in again, and try playing again
#5259 [19:53] * `Kelby [`Kelby@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5260 [19:53] <`Kelby> hallo?
#5261 [19:53] <Kealper> O.o
#5262 [19:53] <Petriello> ive done that many times but keep getting bad login , thnx 4 help anyways
#5263 [19:53] * Kealper hides
#5263 [19:53] <lildrummerdrew> 'lo!
#5264 [19:53] * lildrummerdrew hides behinda AuBot
#5264 [19:53] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5265 [19:53] <lildrummerdrew> he even spells as bad as me... jk lol
#5266 [19:54] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5267 [19:54] * `Kelby waves
#5267 [19:54] <Product> Hello all :)
#5268 [19:54] <lildrummerdrew> Oh, look, product. I don't think almostroot is here.
#5269 [19:54] <Petriello> hello
#5270 [19:54] <Product> Brb all :)
#5271 [19:54] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#5272 [19:54] <Product> Oh ok.
#5273 [19:54] <Product> Sorry
#5274 [19:54] <`Kelby> i've come back to ask annoying questions and hoping you can answer them in extrmem baby talk. cause i am computer stooopid
#5275 [19:54] <Product> Just gotta eat, that's why.
#5276 [19:54] <Product> Thanks very much Lid.
#5277 [19:54] <lildrummerdrew> 'Kelby, you're here often?
#5278 [19:54] <Product> I really gotta eat, that's :) brb
#5279 [19:54] <lildrummerdrew> *`kelby
#5280 [19:54] <Kealper> she's been here before lol
#5281 [19:54] <`Kelby> i was here a little before.
#5282 [19:55] * `Kelby patpats kealper
#5282 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> I could assume...
#5283 [19:55] <Petriello> lol
#5284 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> you're blue and I'm not? >_>
#5285 [19:55] * Kealper rarely forgets a name
#5285 [19:55] <`Kelby> youre very helpful.
#5286 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#5287 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> *You're
#5288 [19:55] <Petriello> lol
#5289 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> But yes, very true...
#5290 [19:55] <lildrummerdrew> *brb eating dinner]
#5291 [19:55] <Petriello> or should i say laugh out load
#5292 [19:55] <Petriello> tfail
#5293 [19:56] <`Kelby> i wanted to know.... this is a VERY shitty laptop. it is werid. it's brand new, i've had it or just barely 3 months.
#5294 [19:56] <Kealper> Petriello: anyways....if you've done that, then try clearing your browser's cookies, and do that once again
#5295 [19:56] <Petriello> :P
#5296 [19:56] <`Kelby> i know it's been just barely 3 months cause the warenttee to return it is up on friday, and that's 90 days, so... 3 months
#5297 [19:56] <Petriello> alright
#5298 [19:56] <`Kelby> and the batery doesn't even last 45 minutes from a full charge. and it gets VERY hot.
#5299 [19:56] <lildrummerdrew> I say mess it up and say it broke.
#5300 [19:56] <`Kelby> and it doesn't boot me out or crash... but it's slow slow slow
#5301 [19:56] <`Kelby> so... i figured i'd trade up.
#5302 [19:57] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#5303 [19:57] <`Kelby> but... if i get a new computer....
#5304 [19:57] <Kealper> Petriello: because the bad login stuff is usually caused when the server you try connecting to is unable to verify that you've paid when you try connecting to it
#5305 [19:57] <`Kelby> then my minecraft goes away
#5306 [19:57] <lildrummerdrew> nuh uhz....
#5307 [19:57] <lildrummerdrew> reinstall it
#5308 [19:57] <Kealper> Petriello: which in turn is usually caused by your login token being expired, but your client doesn't know it
#5309 [19:57] <Kealper> client being Minecraft
#5310 [19:57] <`Kelby> and... i dun want my minecraft to go away. i have 2 above ground dungeons not TERRIBLY far from my spawn point, which is nice cause i'm too chicken shit to actually dig into the dark, scary underground.
#5311 [19:58] <Kealper> `Kelby: you can back up your saves if you wanted them
#5312 [19:58] <`Kelby> so... can i keep minecraft and put it onto my new computer somehow? even though i don't have a new computer yet?
#5313 [19:58] <lildrummerdrew> USB
#5314 [19:58] <`Kelby> if i save my saves, how do i refind my world?
#5315 [19:58] <Petriello> i deleted cookies but still, bad login
#5316 [19:59] <Kealper> `Kelby: once you have backed up your saves and got Minecraft installed on your new computer
#5317 [20:00] <Kealper> `Kelby: you can take the backup and restore that, and your worlds will be just as they were before you had the new computer
#5318 [20:00] <`Kelby> i won't get the new computer till a few days after i've returned the old computer. cause my mom didn't order it on time which sucks, cause she's got the costco membership which i don't got.
#5319 [20:00] <`Kelby> how do i back up my saves?
#5320 [20:00] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH
#5321 [20:00] <lildrummerdrew> ?? win/.minecraft
#5322 [20:00] <VoxelHead> win/.minecraft: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#5323 [20:01] <`Kelby> um
#5324 [20:01] <`Kelby> what?
#5325 [20:01] <Kealper> and because i know you need this (sorry)
#5326 [20:01] <Kealper> ??> `Kelby win/key
#5327 [20:01] <VoxelHead> `Kelby: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#5328 [20:01] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/saves
#5329 [20:01] <DopeGhoti> hmm
#5330 [20:02] <`Kelby> what is a win/key?
#5331 [20:02] <lildrummerdrew> it's ssp?
#5332 [20:02] <`Kelby> oooh
#5333 [20:02] <Kealper> `Kelby: what VoxelHead just said
#5334 [20:02] <`Kelby> the little flag thinggy?
#5335 [20:02] <`Kelby> the logo button
#5336 [20:02] <Kealper> yeah
#5337 [20:02] * bigto [bigto@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5338 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> ?? smp/savefiles
#5339 [20:02] <VoxelHead> smp/savefiles: Yes, you can use your single-player world as a mutliplayer map (or vice versa). Just make the world= line in server.properties match the name of the directory the world you want to use is in.
#5340 [20:02] <VoxelHead> smp/savefiles: To use an SMP save in single-player, copy or rename the world directory to "world#" (where '#' is a number from one to five), and use that save slot in single-player.
#5341 [20:02] <Kealper> DopeGhoti: wasn't the question `Kelby had
#5342 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> no, not quite
#5343 [20:02] <Product> Back :)
#5344 [20:02] <Petriello> any1else have any ideas on fixing bad login?
#5345 [20:03] <Kealper> oh, i guess that sort of explains it though
#5346 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> I thought it referred to file locations. ah well
#5347 [20:03] <Product> Hey guys.
#5348 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> Petriello: other than wiating?
#5349 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> perhaps time travel to the future.
#5350 [20:03] <Petriello> ive done that
#5351 [20:03] <Petriello> lol
#5352 [20:03] <Kealper> lol
#5353 [20:03] <`Kelby> so i move the entire .minecraft thinggy to... whatever else
#5354 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> you did it wrong then. try waiting again, and do it right this time.
#5355 [20:03] <Kealper> `Kelby: no, just the "saves" folder inside .minecraft
#5356 [20:03] <Product> Almostroot isn't coming more to this chat ?
#5357 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> Product: We are not clairvoyants.
#5358 [20:03] <Product> DopeGhoti: Oh ok :)
#5359 [20:03] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH,
#5360 [20:04] <Kealper> !seen almostroot
#5361 [20:04] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 11hrs 54mins 10secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: Because it's not an official client.
#5362 [20:04] <`Kelby> that's an excellent instruction... "you did it wrong. wait a bit, then redo it right."
#5363 [20:04] <Petriello> ive w8ed, i restarted my cpu i restarted my router i restarted my client but still get bad login
#5364 [20:04] <Product> Thanks very much :)
#5365 [20:04] <Product> I need him in something.
#5366 [20:04] <Petriello> should i just w8 until 2morrow?
#5367 [20:04] <`Kelby> oh. kay
#5368 [20:04] <`Kelby> so i move the saves into whatever else
#5369 [20:04] <Product> DopeGhoti: Sorry, but he knows more in it because he had set it up for me.
#5370 [20:04] <Kealper> Petriello: after trying to get on the server smp.shadow-craft.net
#5371 [20:04] <`Kelby> then, in a week, when i get my computer, i ask you what to do with it again?
#5372 [20:05] <lildrummerdrew> !seen lildrummerdrew
#5373 [20:05] <GreyBot> Look in a mirror, lildrummerdrew.
#5374 [20:05] <Kealper> Petriello: if it doesn't let you get on that one, then just wait until tomorrow
#5375 [20:05] <Petriello> ill try that hold on
#5376 [20:05] <bigto> xauth & iconomy admin/user?
#5377 [20:05] * peeves [peeves@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5378 [20:05] <Product> DopeGhoti: He knows all where the database is etc. That's why I need him.
#5379 [20:05] <Kealper> bigto: #Bukkit
#5380 [20:05] <Kealper> `Kelby: uhh...do you know how to add something to a zip file?
#5381 [20:05] <bigto> ok Kealper ;)
#5382 [20:05] <Petriello> nope, anyways i g2g ill be on 2morrow when it doesnt work
#5383 [20:06] <`Kelby> no
#5384 [20:06] <peeves> how do i play offline
#5385 [20:06] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Sry was eating dinner >.<"
#5386 [20:06] <`Kelby> oooo! i know what zip files ARE!!! they are blue. and plastic.
#5387 [20:06] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#5388 [20:06] <`Kelby> my daddy used to have a big ol box of em
#5389 [20:06] <JohnEBH> ...
#5390 [20:06] <Kealper> ....wut?
#5391 [20:06] <lildrummerdrew> peeves have you bought minecraft.
#5392 [20:06] <peeves> no
#5393 [20:06] <lildrummerdrew> then too bad.
#5394 [20:06] <`Kelby> um. oh.
#5395 [20:07] <lildrummerdrew> go buy it, that's how
#5396 [20:07] <lildrummerdrew> `kelby, google? xD
#5397 [20:07] <Kealper> ok..uhh.... `Kelby just right click the saves folder, go to Send To, and then select Compressed (zipped) file
#5398 [20:07] <peeves> is there a way to play it without buying it
#5399 [20:07] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, come play minecraft? :D
#5400 [20:07] <lildrummerdrew> peeves, that's either called hacking, or the demo
#5401 [20:07] <DopeGhoti> ??> peeves demo
#5402 [20:07] <gPad2002> No legal ways.
#5403 [20:07] <VoxelHead> peeves: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#5404 [20:07] <VoxelHead> peeves: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#5405 [20:08] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, No you come play minecraft ^.^
#5406 [20:08] <JohnEBH> Loool
#5407 [20:08] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, nou
#5408 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> ME
#5409 [20:08] <JohnEBH> Fine >.>
#5410 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> plz?
#5411 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5412 [20:08] <TheNytangel> ok
#5413 [20:08] <`Kelby> ok
#5414 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
#5415 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> rly?!?!
#5416 [20:08] <`Kelby> it is 21406 kb big.
#5417 [20:08] <lildrummerdrew> ip?
#5418 [20:08] <`Kelby> ca i put that on a dvd?? i only know how to burn dvds.
#5419 [20:09] <lildrummerdrew> gotchya...
#5420 [20:09] <Kealper> `Kelby: i guess you could, but since it's only 20mb it would be a bit of a waste of a dvd
#5421 [20:09] <`Kelby> well, i have a bunch of other junk to get off this comp
#5422 [20:09] <Kealper> `Kelby: well, yeah lol
#5423 [20:09] <`Kelby> a lot of disney movies and backyardigan episodes.
#5424 [20:09] <`Kelby> freaking children...
#5425 [20:10] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5426 [20:10] <`Kelby> it's so weird that none of my kids can recognize their own names, even though the're all 4 and some are going into kindergarden
#5427 [20:10] <Kealper> `Kelby: that has your maps saved as they are at this current moment in time, so any changes you do to your maps from now until you switch to your new computer will be lost, unless you backed up your saves folder again
#5428 [20:10] <`Kelby> but they can all use the touch pad well enough to scroll back 3 minutes on a movie.
#5429 [20:10] <`Kelby> ont he slide bar
#5430 [20:10] <lildrummerdrew> damn.
#5431 [20:11] <lildrummerdrew> take that **** away when they touch it...
#5432 [20:11] <lildrummerdrew> Kids shouldn't even be watching tv until they're like 3 or 4
#5433 [20:11] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, coming?
#5434 [20:11] <lildrummerdrew> one moment Nya
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#5436 [20:11] <TheNytangel> Nya? >:o
#5437 [20:11] <`Kelby> there's been some.... upheavels at work lately. we're extremely short staffed, and it's hard to control 14 kids all alone.
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#5439 [20:12] <`Kelby> the last few weeks, i've been strongly relying on the free babysitter... the tv.
#5440 [20:12] <Kealper> O.o
#5441 [20:12] <`Kelby> i hate my job.
#5442 [20:12] <Kealper> day care center? lol
#5443 [20:12] <`Kelby> jewish one.
#5444 [20:13] <Kealper> D:
#5445 [20:13] <`Kelby> i'm not jewish.
#5446 [20:13] <`Kelby> they are.
#5447 [20:13] <`Kelby> i've got 3 degrees pertaining to child rearing.... and after 5 years of working there, they FINALLY gave me a raise. of 26 cents.
#5448 [20:13] <`Kelby> so now i'm still getting paid a buck fifty less then everyone else even though i'm more qualified then all of em.
#5449 [20:14] <`Kelby> 13.26
#5450 [20:14] <`Kelby> minimum wage here is 10.25
#5451 [20:14] <`Kelby> it's pathetic.
#5452 [20:14] <Kealper> your minimum wage is over $10?
#5453 [20:14] <`Kelby> canada
#5454 [20:15] * Kealper looks at Michigan's $7 minimum wage >.>
#5454 [20:15] <`Kelby> to ride the bus one way is 3.25
#5455 [20:15] <`Kelby> it'd BETTER be over 10 bucks an hour.
#5456 [20:15] <Kealper> oh....oh my
#5457 [20:15] <Product> !paid Herobrine
#5458 [20:15] * GreyVulpine kicks michigan.
#5458 [20:15] <Product> -1
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#5460 [20:16] <`Kelby> does it do that every time someone buys minecraft??
#5461 [20:16] <Kealper> do what?
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#5463 [20:16] <`Kelby> announce it
#5464 [20:17] <Kealper> no, someone asked it to check if someone had paid
#5465 [20:17] <Product> No, I asked for it.
#5466 [20:17] <`Kelby> oh
#5467 [20:17] <Product> If it does, it would spam the whole chat.
#5468 [20:17] <Kealper> are you kidding? like almost 10,000 people a day buy Minecraft, it would be spamming so bad lol
#5469 [20:17] <thexhype> Hello, could any help to get minecraft working in browser on a brand new mac. (just updated everything)
#5470 [20:17] <`Kelby> yeah, i was thinkin that
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#5472 [20:17] <Product> I want to ask, anyone here has experience with CentOS ?
#5473 [20:17] <Kealper> CentOS is the devil
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#5475 [20:18] <Product> Yes :)
#5476 [20:18] <TurdFerg> hi
#5477 [20:18] <Kealper> hi
#5478 [20:18] <Product> hi
#5479 [20:18] <Product> Do you have experience with it ?
#5480 [20:18] <TurdFerg> can anybody help me figure out if my computer is good enough to run?
#5481 [20:18] <thexhype> Can anyone help with the mac problem?
#5482 [20:18] <TurdFerg> its being super laggy
#5483 [20:18] <Kealper> thexhype: if it's a mac, it usually is
#5484 [20:18] <Kealper> TurdFerg: what sort of computer do you have?
#5485 [20:18] <TurdFerg> i'm running 8 gb ram, amd phenom 9650 quad core
#5486 [20:18] <Kealper> thexhype: also sorry, you both have names of the same length that start with t
#5487 [20:19] <Product> brb 2 minute :)
#5488 [20:19] <TurdFerg> nvidiea geforce 9500 gt video card
#5489 [20:19] <Kealper> TurdFerg: and your graphics card is updated and everything?
#5490 [20:19] <Kealper> TurdFerg: also, has it worked before?
#5491 [20:19] <TurdFerg> i just downloaded and tried playing today
#5492 [20:20] <lildrummerdrew> maybe "??> turdferg gpu/nvidia"
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#5494 [20:20] <TurdFerg> as far as i know its updated all the way
#5495 [20:20] <Kealper> lildrummerdrew: i'm fairly positive i know how to work vox
#5496 [20:20] <Product> !commands
#5497 [20:20] <lildrummerdrew> Hey, sorry, I wanted to type it but didn't
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#5499 [20:20] <lildrummerdrew> just about to leave and caught it
#5500 [20:21] <thexhype> Kealper, it loads then goes to a black square. and it wont load any content (while in broswer)
#5501 [20:21] <Kealper> TurdFerg: try going to http://nvidia.com and getting the drivers for you video card from there then
#5502 [20:21] <Dasoren> I keep getting "Failed to login: Bad login" i have updated to 1.7.3, have tried with and with out mods. i have deleted the .minecraft folder and started over, restart my network, any ideas?
#5503 [20:21] <Kealper> thexhype: so i read, has it worked before for you?
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#5506 [20:22] <TurdFerg> @kealper: thanks
#5507 [20:22] <Kealper> Dasoren: try restarting your game, others have been having that issue too
#5508 [20:22] <TurdFerg> kealper: i'll try that
#5509 [20:22] <thexhype> First time ive tried on the mac
#5510 [20:22] <TurdFerg> kealper: i should have enough resources to run it otherwise right?
#5511 [20:22] <Dasoren> i have restarted and every thing, i even DELETED my .mc folder
#5512 [20:22] <Kealper> TurdFerg: way more than enough
#5513 [20:23] <mib_syz31z> hi i been try to get in to server on minecraft but it keep saying bad login why is this when 1 hour a go it was working
#5514 [20:23] <`Kelby> thank you!!!
#5515 [20:23] <TurdFerg> kealper: thanks for the help, i've even tried "end it all" and its still super laggy
#5516 [20:23] <Kealper> Dasoren: hmm...sounds like an issue someone else here had earlier, the most i can tell you is to just wait until tomorrow and hope that it gets fixed, i know Mojang was working with the login stuff and such for a bit, it might be related to that
#5517 [20:23] <Dasoren> mib_syz31z me to
#5518 [20:24] <Kealper> then yeah
#5519 [20:24] <Kealper> something on Mojang's end is screwing up
#5520 [20:24] <zzz> are alot of people getting a "bad login" message?
#5521 [20:24] <Dasoren> kealper dam, i had big plans for to night.
#5522 [20:24] <Kealper> because that makes mib_syz31z the third person in like 30 minutes to come in here with that issue tonight
#5523 [20:24] <Kealper> zzz: guess that makes you the 3th
#5524 [20:24] <Kealper> 4ht*
#5525 [20:24] <Kealper> wow, can't type
#5526 [20:25] <zzz> ok well that at least gives me the reason behind theoblem
#5527 [20:25] <zzz> proble*
#5528 [20:25] <zzz> problem**
#5529 [20:25] <mib_syz31z> thanks to know that it just not me.
#5530 [20:25] <Kealper> actually
#5531 [20:25] <Kealper> let me try, one sec
#5532 [20:26] <Dasoren> zzz what?
#5533 [20:26] <zzz> ?
#5534 [20:26] <Dasoren> "ok well that at least gives me the reason behind theoblem" whats the reason?
#5535 [20:26] <Product> Kealper, can you help me with a VPS ?
#5536 [20:26] <Product> I have all files on it, just need to set a database.
#5537 [20:26] <zzz> umm mojang is having problems with login stuff?
#5538 [20:26] <Kealper> Product: "database"?
#5539 [20:27] <Product> brb 2 min
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#5541 [20:27] <mib_syz31z> have a good day from new zealand
#5542 [20:27] <Kealper> yeah, it seems the login stuff is being weird for lots of people...nothing i can tell anyone aside from if it happens to you, you'll just have to wait it out :/
#5543 [20:27] <zzz> well thanks and bye.
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#5545 [20:32] <m0nk> im watching a ustream from japan. and they have minecraft too. but its in english. doesnt minecraft come in all languages?
#5546 [20:32] <Kealper> ...no?
#5547 [20:32] <Kealper> it's in English only
#5548 [20:32] <m0nk> nice work
#5549 [20:33] <ShaRose> there are however, language pack mods you can use to replace most text
#5550 [20:33] <DreadLindwyrm> I guess translation is a job for later. Probably a patch when the game is launched properly
#5551 [20:33] <Kealper> not sure Japanese would work though, Minecraft doesn't support Asian characters
#5552 [20:34] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, it restarted
#5553 [20:34] <Kealper> as of right now language packs would (maybe i could be wrong, never looked in to it) only be able to support languages whiched used a Roman character set, or Romanized versions of languages which were not
#5554 [20:35] <Kealper> with a bit of extended support for umlauts and such
#5555 [20:35] <m0nk> http://www.snotr.com/video/7363/Crocodile_Attacks_Elephant
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#5557 [20:35] <DreadLindwyrm> There isn't a lot of text to deal with, and it should be possible.
#5558 [20:35] <Kealper> m0nk: you realize this is a tech support channel, right?
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#5560 [20:36] <Kealper> DreadLindwyrm: normally one would think so, but Minecraft gets all of it's characters it displays as text out of an image file, so each character has to have an image inside that file for it to display it
#5561 [20:36] <Kealper> it doesn't just install a font and use the font
#5562 [20:36] <DreadLindwyrm> How strange.
#5563 [20:37] <lildrummerdrew> I've seen the text file before
#5564 [20:37] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I see
#5565 [20:37] <lildrummerdrew> it supports those lil a things with accent marks
#5566 [20:37] <lildrummerdrew> also, 1/4 and 1/2 signs...
#5567 [20:37] <m0nk> yes. sry
#5568 [20:37] <DreadLindwyrm> Even the labels for menus?
#5569 [20:37] <Kealper> all text
#5570 [20:37] <lildrummerdrew> I believe so
#5571 [20:37] <m0nk> but it was epic
#5572 [20:38] <Kealper> i think it has full ASCII support, or most ASCII support
#5573 [20:38] <Kealper> BUT!
#5574 [20:38] <lildrummerdrew> So if I were to strategically mix up the letters, I could make it say funny things? xD
#5575 [20:38] <lildrummerdrew> and photoshop it all together?
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#5577 [20:38] <Kealper> the protocol was updated to support full Unicode, so Asian/Arabic/Russian/etc could be supported later
#5578 [20:39] <DreadLindwyrm> Well, unicode support would let it use kana, and possibly even kanji if the details were adjusted.
#5579 [20:39] <lildrummerdrew> Seriously, could I like mess with the txt and photoshop a bunch of screenshots of it messed up together to make it say funny things?
#5580 [20:39] <lildrummerdrew> If you get what I'm saying.
#5581 [20:39] <DreadLindwyrm> I've never really looked at what text there is.
#5582 [20:40] <Kealper> lildrummerdrew: yes, you could
#5583 [20:40] * mib_g06ulr [mib_g06ulr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5584 [20:40] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#5585 [20:40] <lildrummerdrew> YESHH
#5586 [20:40] <lildrummerdrew> I'm the only lil figure with a green shirt on
#5587 [20:40] <lildrummerdrew> >_>
#5588 [20:40] <lildrummerdrew> And yet I help every day... hrm...
#5589 [20:41] <lildrummerdrew> *attempt to help*
#5590 [20:41] <Kealper> uhh.... huh?
#5591 [20:41] <GreyVulpine> If you only bother to help, so you can get a different icon next to your name, I suggest looking elsewhere to get it
#5592 [20:41] <Kealper> ^
#5593 [20:41] <lildrummerdrew> Grey, that's not why.
#5594 [20:42] <lildrummerdrew> It just... bugs me. xD
#5595 [20:42] <lildrummerdrew> I'm like, ocd about things like that
#5596 [20:42] <Kealper> looks like language packs are a feature that will definately be planned
#5597 [20:42] <lildrummerdrew> so when I try to help people, they take me to be just another joe average, which.... I am. but, still >_<
#5598 [20:42] <GreyVulpine> Took me the better part of a month before I got voice, shoved down my throat. Didn't care about some silly little status symbol.
#5599 [20:43] <Kealper> inside the latest minecraft.jar is a single language file with all the text in the game
#5600 [20:43] <DreadLindwyrm> That's good, so you could in theory just replace the labels in that file?
#5601 [20:43] <lildrummerdrew> GreyVulpine, lol'd. But, you're GreyVulpine... xD
#5602 [20:44] <lildrummerdrew> DreadLindwyrm... they're not actually labels
#5603 [20:44] <Kealper> so we very well might see fully supported language packs for Minecraft in the final release, if not before
#5604 [20:44] <GreyVulpine> I started here, just like any other helper.
#5605 [20:44] <Kealper> ^
#5606 [20:45] <lildrummerdrew> GreyVulpine, I'm not very helpful though, as you can see xD
#5607 [20:45] <lildrummerdrew> Kealper, you use "^" a lot...
#5608 [20:45] <Kealper> achievement.get=Achievement get! <-- D:
#5609 [20:45] <Kealper> lildrummerdrew: shorthand for "what the person above me said", it means i agree with the above statement
#5610 [20:46] <lildrummerdrew> I know.
#5611 [20:46] <lildrummerdrew> Just sayin'.
#5612 [20:46] <lildrummerdrew> ^ Can't argue with what I said to grey ^
#5613 [20:47] <lildrummerdrew> m0nk, ever get on that world?
#5614 [20:48] <Kealper> it looks like the language image inside Minecraft right now has the DOS character set
#5615 [20:50] <lildrummerdrew> same
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#5618 [20:54] <Karabiener> hi there
#5619 [20:54] <lildrummerdrew> ?
#5620 [20:54] <lildrummerdrew> Hi?
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#5622 [20:54] <Karabiener> i'm having an issue loading my world
#5623 [20:55] <Kealper> i think it's spelled Carabiner, although i could be wrong D:
#5624 [20:55] <Kealper> well, what sort of issues?
#5625 [20:55] <Karabiener> it crashed as usual but now it cant get past building world
#5626 [20:56] <Karabiener> karabiener is the german spelling of carbine
#5627 [20:56] <Karabiener> it crashed while in far view
#5628 [20:56] <lildrummerdrew> ah, loading world...
#5629 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> ?? nullsave
#5630 [20:56] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#5631 [20:56] <lildrummerdrew> Seems java's doing it.
#5632 [20:56] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#5633 [20:56] <Kealper> oh, i thought you were talking about the rock climbing rope hook lol
#5634 [20:56] <lildrummerdrew> OR that
#5635 [20:57] <Karabiener> hehe nope carbine like a rifle
#5636 [20:58] <Karabiener> ok so i should open up my world using the editor
#5637 [20:58] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#5638 [20:58] <lildrummerdrew> yeshh
#5639 [20:58] <Karabiener> roger
#5640 [20:58] <Karabiener> brb i'll give it a go
#5641 [20:59] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#5642 [20:59] * lildrummerdrew goes on multiplayer
#5642 [20:59] * lildrummerdrew pokes aubot and runs away
#5642 [21:00] <lildrummerdrew> *tagged* >_>
#5643 [21:00] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew, please stop abusing AuBot.
#5644 [21:01] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#5645 [21:02] <Karabiener> so i gave that a try and it loads the world and i can see where i was but then mcedit stops responding
#5646 [21:03] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
#5647 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> that sounds Bad.
#5648 [21:03] <Karabiener> o now it apears to be up again
#5649 [21:03] <Karabiener> brb
#5650 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> that sounds Better.
#5651 [21:03] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5652 [21:05] <Karabiener> hehe well it works then it stops for a few minuts
#5653 [21:05] <bigto> if you love minecraft, you love lego. if you love lego and guns, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBW-nnRm1Y
#5654 [21:06] <lildrummerdrew> That didn't seem relevant to minecraft at all...
#5655 [21:06] <bigto> sry, kick me
#5656 [21:07] * Kealper kicks bigto
#5656 [21:07] * lildrummerdrew kicks bigto
#5656 [21:07] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#5657 [21:07] <Karabiener> alright so i tried moving the player and saving it
#5658 [21:07] <Karabiener> but still doesnt work loading the world
#5659 [21:07] <bigto> :o
#5660 [21:07] <lildrummerdrew> irony. 2 irony ingots.
#5661 [21:09] <bigto> i ve post nyan cat orchestra on #bukkit, i think it's worst :p
#5662 [21:09] * lildrummerdrew sticks it to bigto twice
#5662 [21:09] <lildrummerdrew> Now you can use your 2 sticks and your irony to make an ironic hoe
#5663 [21:11] <JohnEBH> Is minecraft.net still problematic? Cause the topic says so.
#5664 [21:11] <lildrummerdrew> It seems to be
#5665 [21:13] <Karabiener> any other suggestions drew?
#5666 [21:13] <lildrummerdrew> Erm
#5667 [21:13] <lildrummerdrew> We could do a reinstall
#5668 [21:14] <lildrummerdrew> windows?
#5669 [21:14] <Karabiener> yep
#5670 [21:14] <JohnEBH> ??> Karabiener win/reinst/bat
#5671 [21:14] <VoxelHead> Karabiener: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#5672 [21:14] <JohnEBH> =D
#5673 [21:14] <VoxelHead> Karabiener: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#5674 [21:14] <Karabiener> 7 ult 64bit
#5675 [21:14] <lildrummerdrew> >_<
#5676 [21:14] <lildrummerdrew> MEANER
#5677 [21:14] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Owne)
#5678 [21:14] <lildrummerdrew> I wanted to type xD
#5679 [21:14] * TheNytangel thought JohnEBH had to restart minecraft..
#5679 [21:14] * mcuser [mcuser@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5680 [21:14] * JohnEBH TheNytangel should be stalking his server not the minecrafthelp channel >.>"
#5680 [21:14] * lildrummerdrew pouts and sits in a corner, silently sobbing
#5680 [21:15] * TheNytangel can stalk what he wants
#5680 [21:15] * JohnEBH >.<
#5680 [21:15] * mib_zuni56 [mib_zuni56@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5681 [21:15] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5682 [21:15] * tritonzz [tritonzz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5683 [21:15] <mib_zuni56> is this were i get help for minecraft
#5684 [21:15] <tritonzz> can someone please help me?
#5685 [21:15] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, what is the bukkit plugin for making portals warp you to places?
#5686 [21:16] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I use transporter
#5687 [21:16] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#5688 [21:16] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, it works for warps, multi world, and server to server
#5689 [21:16] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5690 [21:16] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5691 [21:16] <Karabiener> there's no chance of me loosing my world using the reinstall script?
#5692 [21:16] <lildrummerdrew> Nope
#5693 [21:16] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, but the dev is pretty new, so expect bugs
#5694 [21:16] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, all I want it to do is warp
#5695 [21:16] <lildrummerdrew> Seems pretty well written
#5696 [21:17] <mib_zuni56> I need help whenever i try to play on a server it says i have a bad login
#5697 [21:17] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Then transporter should do just fine
#5698 [21:17] <TheNytangel> lol
#5699 [21:17] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, it's pretty neat imo
#5700 [21:17] <bigto> TheNytangel: take mywarp
#5701 [21:17] <tritonzz> Well when I start the game my screen stays black
#5702 [21:17] <lildrummerdrew> mib_zuni56, minecraft.net's been having problems.
#5703 [21:17] <DopeGhoti> ??> tritonzz win/reinst
#5704 [21:17] <VoxelHead> tritonzz: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5705 [21:17] <VoxelHead> tritonzz: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5707 [21:17] <lildrummerdrew> dopeghoti, why not just ?? forceupdate?
#5708 [21:18] <TheNytangel> bigto, I have used mywarp, but can you use portals to warp with it?
#5709 [21:18] <mib_zuni56> does anybody know when minecraft.net will stop having problems?
#5710 [21:18] <bigto> is there a way to show warps on dynmap?
#5711 [21:18] <DopeGhoti> lildrummerdrew: Give a person a match, ey's warm for ten seconds. Set a person on fire; ey's warm for the rest of eir life.
#5712 [21:18] <Karabiener> ok ran the script and it went through the update and it is still stuck on building terrain
#5713 [21:18] <lildrummerdrew> I'd set myself on fire with the match...
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#5715 [21:19] <lildrummerdrew> Karabiener, well crud.
#5716 [21:19] <bigto> TheNytangel: ok, i use signs an you want portals
#5717 [21:19] <lildrummerdrew> mib_zuni56- no.
#5718 [21:19] <lildrummerdrew> oh, left.
#5719 [21:19] <TheNytangel> lol
#5720 [21:19] <DopeGhoti> right.
#5721 [21:19] <bigto> i use multiverse and it works with portals
#5722 [21:20] <bigto> use it with one world it sould works
#5723 [21:20] <lildrummerdrew> Karabiener, hmm.... umm.... err....
#5724 [21:20] <Karabiener> lol yeah
#5725 [21:20] <lildrummerdrew> ow.
#5726 [21:21] <TheNytangel> Erm..
#5727 [21:21] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, my server hoster doesn't have it, but I could have them upload it
#5728 [21:21] <lildrummerdrew> Dope? John?
#5729 [21:21] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, GET IT =D
#5730 [21:21] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, Yes?
#5731 [21:21] <JohnEBH> Lol
#5732 [21:21] <JohnEBH> NO VOXEl
#5733 [21:22] <Karabiener> i'm using editor again to see if another save works
#5734 [21:22] <JohnEBH> YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH TO MUTE ME!
#5735 [21:22] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5736 [21:22] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, What's Karabiener specs? o.o
#5737 [21:22] <VoxelHead> No one is above the noise pollution ordinances.
#5738 [21:23] <JohnEBH> VoxelHead, Buuut T.T
#5739 [21:23] <JohnEBH> I'm special ;)
#5740 [21:23] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Karabiener win/dxdiag
#5741 [21:23] <VoxelHead> Karabiener: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5742 [21:23] <VoxelHead> Karabiener: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5743 [21:23] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, .... riiiiiight.
#5744 [21:24] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew, SHUSH D=
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#5746 [21:24] <Karabiener> ok
#5747 [21:24] <Karabiener> brb
#5748 [21:24] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, I don't have to. but you should xD
#5749 [21:24] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#5750 [21:24] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5751 [21:24] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5752 [21:25] <lildrummerdrew> lol?
#5753 [21:25] <JohnEBH> Don't worry about it >..
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#5755 [21:25] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#5756 [21:25] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5757 [21:25] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5758 [21:25] <lildrummerdrew> lol.
#5759 [21:26] <lildrummerdrew> So odd
#5760 [21:26] <lildrummerdrew> Couldn't you guys change that?
#5761 [21:26] <lildrummerdrew> a lil?
#5762 [21:26] <mib_89z00i> ok my name is pocketablepanda and i paid for minecraft a day ago and it still says i havent paid for thr game
#5763 [21:26] <lildrummerdrew> !paid pocketablepanda
#5764 [21:26] <lildrummerdrew> Wait a few more days.
#5765 [21:26] <Karabiener> http://pastebin.com/MPp3aVFN
#5766 [21:26] <bigto> kill him he lie
#5767 [21:26] <Karabiener> there ya go
#5768 [21:26] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_89z00i payment
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#5770 [21:26] <VoxelHead> mib_89z00i: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5771 [21:26] <VoxelHead> mib_89z00i: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#5772 [21:27] <GreyVulpine> So need to change that last line to point to the support page
#5773 [21:27] <bigto> GreyVulpine: change color code
#5774 [21:27] <lildrummerdrew> nvidia, lots of ram... good, good.
#5775 [21:27] <mib_89z00i> Yes i did i put in all of the info inand it said thank you for puchseing at the end
#5776 [21:27] <bigto> red better
#5777 [21:27] <tritonzz> thanks
#5778 [21:27] <mib_ja5k82> Does anyone know how long it will be until minecraft.net will stop having problems so i can connect to servers since im getting the bad login message?
#5779 [21:28] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Karabiener gpu/nvidia
#5780 [21:28] <VoxelHead> Karabiener: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#5781 [21:28] <lildrummerdrew> mib_ja5k82 we have no idea.
#5782 [21:28] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, do you have a server?
#5783 [21:28] <Karabiener> i think i have the latest
#5784 [21:28] <DopeGhoti> mib_ja5k82: no, we are not clairsentient.
#5785 [21:28] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangel, yes.
#5786 [21:28] <mib_ja5k82> Ok then that sucks
#5787 [21:28] <lildrummerdrew> Karabiener please try anyways?
#5788 [21:28] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, we can teleport between servers with Transporter :D
#5789 [21:28] <Karabiener> roger
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#5791 [21:28] <DopeGhoti> !topic /7/please stand by/they'll be back up when they're fixed./
#5792 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> !topic -6
#5793 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> !topic /6/please stand by/they'll be back up when they're fixed./
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#5795 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> !topic /6/they'll/authentication will/
#5796 [21:29] <bigto> account issues in red will be better, ops
#5797 [21:29] <JohnEBH> DopeGhoti, It's still having issues?
#5798 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> !topic /6/they're/it has been/
#5799 [21:29] <DopeGhoti> JohnEBH: reportedly
#5800 [21:30] <JohnEBH> Ehhhh? I'm logging in fine...
#5801 [21:30] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangel...... no.
#5802 [21:30] <Karabiener> yeah i have the latest should i reinstall it?
#5803 [21:30] <DopeGhoti> for some people
#5804 [21:30] <JohnEBH> DopeGhoti, Ah I see
#5805 [21:30] <DopeGhoti> it might be an Amazon regional issue
#5806 [21:30] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I am now alone.. do you wanna build something? or help me build the bank?
#5807 [21:30] <lildrummerdrew> Karabiener sure
#5808 [21:30] <bigto> sure, give us tnt :p
#5809 [21:30] <Karabiener> ok
#5810 [21:31] <Sethlyn> Hello, I have two accounts that are both unable to login to multiplayer. After successful authentication to website, when trying to connect to servers I get "Bad Login" errors. I have tested another account that works. Please help.
#5811 [21:31] <lildrummerdrew> Sethlyn; Logging into Minecraft is currently problematic; authentication will be back up when it has been fixed
#5812 [21:31] <Sethlyn> Thank-you! Glad to hear it is not just me.
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#5815 [21:34] <Karabiener> alright finished reinstalling the nvidia driver
#5816 [21:34] <lildrummerdrew> now restart, and try again Karabiener. But bookmark this link :P
#5817 [21:34] <Karabiener> k brb
#5818 [21:35] <JohnEBH> Sry I was afk
#5819 [21:35] <JohnEBH> WOOPS
#5820 [21:35] <JohnEBH> Lol
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#5822 [21:35] <lildrummerdrew> xD
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#5824 [21:36] <zenon> How do i get minecraft on my other computer?
#5825 [21:36] <kermi> anyone kno y i cant update minecraft? and when i go to update minecraft it says C:\users\anthony\appdata\roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (access is denied)
#5826 [21:36] <lildrummerdrew> zenon, log onto minecraft.net and download it there.
#5827 [21:36] <lildrummerdrew> kermi try logging in as an administrator
#5828 [21:36] <zenon> i did and got a black screen?
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#5830 [21:36] <lildrummerdrew> also kermi, type /nick anthony
#5831 [21:37] <Karabiener1> i'm back
#5832 [21:37] <kermi> ok
#5833 [21:37] <lildrummerdrew> ??> zenon win/reinst/bat
#5834 [21:37] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#5835 [21:37] <VoxelHead> zenon: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#5836 [21:38] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#5837 [21:38] <zenon> Still black man? :(
#5838 [21:38] <anthony> it still says the same thing :(
#5839 [21:38] <lildrummerdrew> ?
#5840 [21:39] <lildrummerdrew> curd
#5841 [21:39] <lildrummerdrew> *crud
#5842 [21:39] <Karabiener1> still stuck on building terrain
#5843 [21:39] <zenon> do i need to delete if off my other computer?
#5844 [21:39] <lildrummerdrew> ...
#5845 [21:39] <lildrummerdrew> nope zenon
#5846 [21:39] <Karabiener1> i have tried loading a new world and that works fine
#5847 [21:39] <lildrummerdrew> Karabiener1 seems you have a corrupt save
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#5849 [21:40] <zenon> Well is still black
#5850 [21:40] <minmin1212> i need help people
#5851 [21:40] <Karabiener1> any way i could open an old save?
#5852 [21:40] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Karabiener1 corruptedsaverecovery
#5853 [21:40] <VoxelHead> Karabiener1: (corruptedsaverecovery) Apocalypse_r has a thread in which he and others fix corrupted saves. The thread is: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/137381-official-corrupted-save-recovery-thread/
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#5855 [21:40] <minmin1212> how do you guys fix the crashed problem?
#5856 [21:40] <minmin1212> PLEASE ANSWER.
#5857 [21:40] <lildrummerdrew> minmin1212, patience
#5858 [21:41] <lildrummerdrew> minmin1212 now please elaborate
#5859 [21:41] <minmin1212> Ok.
#5860 [21:41] <Karabiener1> ok i'll read through that and see if there's a solution
#5861 [21:41] <Karabiener1> thanks
#5862 [21:41] <minmin1212> how do you fix the crashed problem?
#5863 [21:41] <minmin1212> for minecraft
#5864 [21:41] <lildrummerdrew> minmin1212 there's a lot of "crashed" problems
#5865 [21:41] <lildrummerdrew> black screen?
#5866 [21:41] <minmin1212> no..
#5867 [21:41] <lildrummerdrew> Error report?
#5868 [21:42] <minmin1212> yes.
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#5870 [21:42] <lildrummerdrew> ??> minmin1212 pastebin
#5871 [21:42] <VoxelHead> minmin1212: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5872 [21:42] <minmin1212> it said minecraft has stop working because it encountered a problem.
#5873 [21:43] <lildrummerdrew> read what voxelhead said to you
#5874 [21:43] <minmin1212> umm i dont really get it
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#5877 [21:43] <lildrummerdrew> paste your error at pastebin.com
#5878 [21:44] <lildrummerdrew> then post the link here
#5879 [21:44] <minmin1212> okie
#5880 [21:44] <minmin1212> http://pastebin.com/1H476hfy
#5881 [21:44] <lildrummerdrew> one moment
#5882 [21:44] <minmin1212> Minecraft has crashed!
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#5884 [21:45] <lildrummerdrew> You need beta 1.7.3 btw...
#5885 [21:45] <frogaincia> it wont let me play
#5886 [21:45] <whidgle> Hy i downloaded minecraft to a new computer an the screen is black?
#5887 [21:46] <lildrummerdrew> frogaincia specific
#5888 [21:46] <frogaincia> mine says update the driver
#5889 [21:46] <minmin1212> I need beta 1.7.3?
#5890 [21:46] <lildrummerdrew> whidgle at the logins creen, options, force update
#5891 [21:46] <whidgle> did it
#5892 [21:46] <lildrummerdrew> minmin1212 also get java 1.6_026
#5893 [21:46] <lildrummerdrew> ARGH I gotta go soon
#5894 [21:47] <minmin1212> Umm how you get it?
#5895 [21:47] <funkeymunkeys> i can help....maybe :/
#5896 [21:47] <minmin1212> so that means i need new Java?
#5897 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> minmin1212 , google
#5898 [21:47] <minmin1212> google?
#5899 [21:47] <minmin1212> what?
#5900 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> use google.com to search for these things.
#5901 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> ?? googlwe
#5902 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> ? google
#5903 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> ?? google
#5904 [21:47] <VoxelHead> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#5905 [21:47] <lildrummerdrew> *geez*
#5906 [21:48] <minmin1212> sorry. i dont really get it.
#5907 [21:48] <minmin1212> and you guys are professional. have to be patient!
#5908 [21:48] <lildrummerdrew> Basically, I gotta go. And we're volunteers
#5909 [21:48] <lildrummerdrew> ?? patience
#5910 [21:48] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5911 [21:48] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5912 [21:48] <needhelp0505> When I try to play classic Minecraft in my browser, I get an error message that reads, " Driver component sizes mismatch. Re-try to keep going. Cancel to exit. " Is this a problem with my computer or an issue with the server?
#5913 [21:49] <lildrummerdrew> And/or, I'm at home, and I can't be on this computer anymore. I'm 15.
#5914 [21:49] <needhelp0505> can anyone help?
#5915 [21:49] <lildrummerdrew> so bye guys, please wait for another helper.
#5916 [21:49] <funkeymunkeys> byebye
#5917 [21:49] <whidgle> HELP
#5918 [21:49] <VoxelHead> Look, whidgle, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#5919 [21:49] <minmin1212> ommmmg.
#5920 [21:49] <minmin1212> i still ont get it please help/
#5921 [21:49] <whidgle> i downloaded minecraft on a new computer and the screen is black
#5922 [21:50] <funkeymunkeys> could be 1000 different things
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#5924 [21:50] <needhelp0505> When I try to play classic Minecraft in my browser, I get an error message that reads, " Driver component sizes mismatch. Re-try to keep going. Cancel to exit. " Is this a problem with my computer or an issue with the server? Can anyone help?
#5925 [21:50] <mib_qhtiv7> my game wont start
#5926 [21:51] <funkeymunkeys> specifics?
#5927 [21:51] <needhelp0505> who?
#5928 [21:51] <funkeymunkeys> mib i dont know how to fix your prob ;)
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#5930 [21:52] <frogaincia> how do i update myb driver
#5931 [21:52] <mib_qhtiv7> i one day was downloading mod did i do to much
#5932 [21:52] <mib_qhtiv7> im new
#5933 [21:52] <needhelp0505> When I try to play classic Minecraft in my browser, I get an error message that reads, " Driver component sizes mismatch. Re-try to keep going. Cancel to exit. " Is this a problem with my computer or an issue with the server?
#5934 [21:52] <frogaincia> how can i update my driver
#5935 [21:52] <funkeymunkeys> did it quit working after you downloaded the mod mib_qhtiv7?
#5936 [21:53] <funkeymunkeys> figure out the specifics of your driver than goodle
#5937 [21:53] <whidgle> downloaded minecraft on a new computer and the screen is black
#5938 [21:53] <funkeymunkeys> google*
#5939 [21:53] <frogaincia> how do i figure out thespecifics
#5940 [21:53] <funkeymunkeys> ?? dxdiag
#5941 [21:54] <mib_qhtiv7> yes the portal mod(i download many outher mods sufsesfuly* when i download this one it stoped)
#5942 [21:54] <frogaincia> i did that couldnt figure it out
#5943 [21:54] <funkeymunkeys> ?? win/reset
#5944 [21:54] <funkeymunkeys> ?? index
#5945 [21:54] <mib_qhtiv7> ?
#5946 [21:54] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#5947 [21:54] <frogaincia> what do i google
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#5949 [21:55] <frogaincia> for my driver i have the dxdiag right here but dont no wat to google
#5950 [21:56] <helper> o
#5951 [21:56] <helper> put it on paste bin
#5952 [21:56] <frogaincia> which 1
#5953 [21:56] <helper> put your dxdiag thing on paste bin and put the link here
#5954 [21:57] <mib_qhtiv7> i one day was downloading mod did i do to much. now my game wont start my game wont start
#5955 [21:57] <helper> one sec
#5956 [21:57] <mib_qhtiv7> kk
#5957 [21:57] <helper> ?? win/reinst
#5958 [21:57] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5959 [21:57] <frogaincia> how do i do that
#5960 [21:57] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5961 [21:57] <helper> do that
#5962 [21:57] <mib_qhtiv7> what
#5963 [21:57] <mib_qhtiv7> im new
#5964 [21:58] <helper> just follow the instructions
#5965 [21:58] <mib_qhtiv7> oh nm
#5966 [21:58] <frogaincia> im new 2
#5967 [21:58] <mib_qhtiv7> welcome
#5968 [21:58] <mib_qhtiv7> :D
#5969 [21:58] <frogaincia> i just want to play minecraft
#5970 [21:58] <helper> ?? pastebin
#5971 [21:58] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5972 [21:58] <helper> frogaincia
#5973 [21:59] <frogaincia> how do i paste it on thwere
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#5975 [22:00] <esper_wccqzd> !server
#5976 [22:00] <helper> highlet the dxdiag and copy paste
#5977 [22:00] <helper> brb
#5978 [22:01] <mib_qhtiv7> my game wont start stilll helper
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#5981 [22:01] <frogaincia> it wont let me highlight it'
#5982 [22:01] <helperhelper> did you open it?
#5983 [22:02] <helperhelper> you click save all and save it to your desxtop
#5984 [22:02] <helperhelper> then open it
#5985 [22:02] <mib_qhtiv7> ya it said mojang then a notice came up for2 secs then blacked out
#5986 [22:02] <frogaincia> alriught
#5987 [22:03] <helperhelper> did you do the reset thing
#5988 [22:04] <mib_qhtiv7> the win/reinst thin i did
#5989 [22:04] <helperhelper> and it didnt work?
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#5991 [22:04] <mib_qhtiv7> this has hapened in the past and it work this time it wont
#5992 [22:04] <mib_qhtiv7> i srry
#5993 [22:05] <helperhelper> hm
#5994 [22:05] <helperhelper> is there any saves you want to keep?
#5995 [22:05] <mib_qhtiv7> plz help if you can any 1
#5996 [22:05] <mib_qhtiv7> like?
#5997 [22:05] <helperhelper> like worlds in minecraft
#5998 [22:05] * Wug is back
#5998 [22:05] <helperhelper> that you want
#5999 [22:05] <mib_qhtiv7> if i can
#6000 [22:06] <mib_qhtiv7> i willling to try anything now
#6001 [22:06] <helperhelper> o well try moving them somewhere else then delete the whole .minecraft folder
#6002 [22:06] <helperhelper> like put them on your desk for now
#6003 [22:06] <Wug> helper, take this powerful secret:
#6004 [22:06] <mib_qhtiv7> i still would like to have too many items
#6005 [22:06] <Wug> ?? win/reinst/bat
#6006 [22:06] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#6007 [22:06] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#6008 [22:06] <mib_qhtiv7> oh
#6009 [22:07] <mib_qhtiv7> so delete it alll?!!!
#6010 [22:07] <helperhelper> :)
#6011 [22:07] <mib_qhtiv7> then re download it?
#6012 [22:07] <helperhelper> just run the game
#6013 [22:07] <helperhelper> and it redownloads the files
#6014 [22:08] <helperhelper> you would have to reinstall mods though
#6015 [22:08] <mib_qhtiv7> cn i delete minecraft in general
#6016 [22:08] <mib_qhtiv7> brb
#6017 [22:08] <mib_qhtiv7> kk
#6018 [22:08] <mib_qhtiv7> ok
#6019 [22:08] <helperhelper> deleting the .minecraft folder deletes all the files then when you run it it gets brand new ones
#6020 [22:08] <mib_qhtiv7> ohh realy
#6021 [22:09] <helperhelper> yea
#6022 [22:09] <mib_qhtiv7> before i do that is this 10000% safe/
#6023 [22:09] <mib_qhtiv7> ?
#6024 [22:09] * mib_fpqabr [mib_fpqabr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6025 [22:09] <helperhelper> 1000000000000000000000000% safe
#6026 [22:09] <mib_qhtiv7> ok :D
#6027 [22:10] <helperhelper> just gets rid of worlds and mods
#6028 [22:10] <mib_qhtiv7> thanks helperhepler
#6029 [22:10] <helperhelper> :)
#6030 [22:10] <mib_fpqabr> i just bought minecraft but can'
#6031 [22:10] <mib_fpqabr> can't get it to load
#6032 [22:10] <mib_qhtiv7> what sofware
#6033 [22:10] <mib_qhtiv7> u running
#6034 [22:10] <mib_fpqabr> i choose play in beta in browser and it just comes up with the blank minecraft page
#6035 [22:11] <helperhelper> can you play classic?
#6036 [22:11] <mib_fpqabr> what do you mean by software, version of windows?
#6037 [22:11] <mib_fpqabr> haven't tried, how do I get to classic
#6038 [22:11] <helperhelper> its in the small print on the right side of minecraft.ent
#6039 [22:11] <helperhelper> minecraft.net
#6040 [22:12] <helperhelper> its free minecraft
#6041 [22:12] <mib_qhtiv7> were do i save it to
#6042 [22:13] <helperhelper> save what to?
#6043 [22:13] <mib_qhtiv7> the reload thingy
#6044 [22:13] <helperhelper> reload thing?
#6045 [22:13] <mib_qhtiv7> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#6046 [22:13] <mib_fpqabr> mine when i attempt to download says publisher can't be verified and gives me the option to save, run etc.....
#6047 [22:13] <helperhelper> hm, idk what that is
#6048 [22:13] <helperhelper> i dont think you need to use that
#6049 [22:13] <mib_fpqabr> i choose save and run but it never does anything
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#6051 [22:14] <mib_qhtiv7> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#6053 [22:14] <helperhelper> just delete .minecraft(backup you saves if you like) then run minecraft
#6054 [22:14] <mib_qhtiv7> ohhhhhhhhhh ok :D
#6055 [22:14] <helperhelper> :D
#6056 [22:15] <Wug> helperhelper: check that link
#6057 [22:15] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#6058 [22:15] <Wug> its much easier than telling people to do stuff
#6059 [22:15] <helperhelper> it just installs it when i click that link
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#6061 [22:15] <Wug> installs ... what?
#6062 [22:15] <Wug> it doesnt install anything. its not even an executable download
#6063 [22:15] <helperhelper> minecraftreinstall.bat saves to my downloads when i click that
#6064 [22:16] <mib_qhtiv7> yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thks helperhelper
#6065 [22:16] <Wug> exactly. now click on it
#6066 [22:16] <Wug> (go to downloads and run it)
#6067 [22:16] <helperhelper> im scared
#6068 [22:16] <Wug> of what
#6069 [22:16] <mib_qhtiv7> :O
#6070 [22:16] <mib_qhtiv7> me
#6071 [22:16] <mib_fpqabr> i'm running windows, why would it tell me publisher could not be verified, ask if I want to continue and then not do anything
#6072 [22:17] <Wug> because you're using internet explorer?
#6073 [22:17] <mib_fpqabr> yes
#6074 [22:17] <helperhelper> i dont what it to reset my craft
#6075 [22:17] <Wug> its a text file. I dont even think it has fields for a publisher
#6076 [22:17] <helperhelper> o
#6077 [22:17] <Wug> helperhelper - it doesnt delete saves
#6078 [22:17] <Wug> it deletes bin, texturepacks, resources, and launcher
#6079 [22:18] <helperhelper> what does it do
#6080 [22:18] <helperhelper> !!!!
#6081 [22:18] <helperhelper> IT DELETED ALL MY STUFF!
#6082 [22:18] <Wug> which is considerably less than deleting \.minecraft
#6083 [22:18] <helperhelper> >:(
#6084 [22:18] <Wug> which also deletes all saves
#6085 [22:18] <Wug> and any extra mod configuration
#6086 [22:18] <helperhelper> did it get rid of my 10+ mods!?!?!?!
#6087 [22:18] <Wug> probably not
#6088 [22:18] <helperhelper> ok good
#6089 [22:19] <Wug> were they in the mods folder?
#6090 [22:19] <Wug> you might have to reinstall modloader
#6091 [22:19] <helperhelper> no in in BIN
#6092 [22:19] <helperhelper> mods go in the bin
#6093 [22:19] <Wug> modloader goes in bin
#6094 [22:19] <Wug> modloader mods go in /mods
#6095 [22:19] <Wug> usually
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#6097 [22:19] <Wug> mostly, with some exceptions
#6098 [22:19] <helperhelper> o well i just put all mods in the bin
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#6100 [22:20] <Wug> might have to reinstall then :/
#6101 [22:20] <helperhelper> greeeeeat it reinstalling the minecraft folders :/
#6102 [22:20] <helperhelper> ESRXDTCFYSGUHBWUFWEIFIBGIB@$IHGIING
#6103 [22:20] <Wug> well, at least it works
#6104 [22:20] <Ceffoxl> hey, could someone tell me how to fix a bad login problem when i am trying to connect to a multiplayer server?
#6105 [22:20] <helperhelper> face palm
#6106 [22:20] <Wug> Ceffoxl: minecraft account name, please
#6107 [22:20] <Ceffoxl> ceffoxl
#6108 [22:21] <Wug> !paid Ceffoxl
#6109 [22:21] <mib_fpqabr> my computer allows me to download everything else but this....any other program it just ask "windows needs your permission to continue" but I don't get that option when trying minecraft
#6110 [22:21] <Wug> close all running clients, wait a while, open one client, try again
#6111 [22:21] <helperhelper> well i have to reinstall my mods now brb
#6112 [22:21] <Wug> ONE client
#6113 [22:21] <Ceffoxl> open 1 client?
#6114 [22:21] <Wug> mib_fpqabr: stop using IE
#6115 [22:21] <Ceffoxl> !oaid aubot
#6116 [22:21] <Wug> ?? win/ie
#6117 [22:21] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#6118 [22:21] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#6119 [22:21] <Ceffoxl> !paid aubot
#6120 [22:22] <Wug> lol check if notch has paid (just kidding, dont really)
#6121 [22:22] <Ceffoxl> why not?
#6122 [22:22] <Ceffoxl> !paid notch
#6123 [22:22] <Wug> (you'll get kicked)
#6124 [22:22] * AuBot kicked Ceffoxl from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#6125 [22:22] <helperhelper> lol
#6126 [22:22] <Kealper> Wug: rawr?
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#6128 [22:23] <Ceffoxl> hrm
#6129 [22:23] <Ceffoxl> that was fun
#6130 [22:23] <helperhelper> noob got pwnd
#6131 [22:23] <Ceffoxl> so close everything? and then try minecraft?
#6132 [22:24] <mib_fpqabr> downloaded fine with firefox. thanks!!!
#6133 [22:25] <Ceffoxl> wait, what should i do about a bad login error? i have paid
#6134 [22:25] <Ceffoxl> !paid ceffoxl
#6135 [22:25] <Ceffoxl> !paid bonananana
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#6137 [22:30] <Ceffoxl> could someone help me with a bad login error? i have paid
#6138 [22:30] <dynax221> ya me too
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#6140 [22:31] * mib_1l1sbq [mib_1l1sbq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6141 [22:31] <froglegstew> so i purchased minecraft and couldn't get it to load
#6142 [22:31] <froglegstew> so i logged onto another computer, running firefox and it loaded
#6143 [22:31] <mib_1l1sbq> nor could i
#6144 [22:31] <dynax221> i just cant log in to any server
#6145 [22:32] <froglegstew> i then downloaded firefox and downloaded on my 1st computer and now seems i can't play
#6146 [22:32] * Moejunur [Moejunur@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6147 [22:32] <froglegstew> do I have to PAY twice, once for each computer?
#6148 [22:32] <froglegstew> i played for 2 minutes on the 2nd computer
#6149 [22:32] <Wug> nope
#6150 [22:33] <Wug> reinstall java
#6151 [22:33] <Ceffoxl> i get an error message saying bag login when i try to connect to a server i've played for 2 weeks
#6152 [22:33] <Ceffoxl> I've uninstalled minecraft and reinstalled, redownloaded java, restart my computer, and it still doesn't work
#6153 [22:34] * frogzilla [frogzilla@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6154 [22:35] <Moejunur> looking for login help
#6155 [22:35] <frogzilla> why does my account say error bad login every time i try to connect to a server?
#6156 [22:35] <Moejunur> hey cefoxl, im having the same trouble
#6157 [22:36] <Moejunur> tumm looks like there are several people having this problem
#6158 [22:36] <Dasoren> its the MC servers not getting your passwords to say to the game server that you have paid for the game and can play
#6159 [22:36] <frogzilla> what is supposed to happen now when do we get help?
#6160 [22:36] <Ceffoxl> so how do we fix it?
#6161 [22:36] <Dasoren> try try again, and yell at notch
#6162 [22:36] <Moejunur> thi dasoren
#6163 [22:37] <frogzilla> im sorry but that is not helping
#6164 [22:37] * Putzbert1 [Putzbert1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6165 [22:37] <Putzbert1> any news about the bad login problem?
#6166 [22:38] <frogzilla> nope
#6167 [22:39] <frogzilla> christ can no 1 help
#6168 [22:39] <Moejunur> i even changed my password but that didnt help
#6169 [22:40] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6170 [22:40] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH?
#6171 [22:41] <Moejunur> they guys read the banner up top it says that there is an authentication issue
#6172 [22:41] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Thesigns weren't workingg >.>"
#6173 [22:42] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I think I fixed it
#6174 [22:44] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, come test them?
#6175 [22:44] * Moejunur [Moejunur@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#6176 [22:45] <TheNytangel> No?
#6177 [22:46] * DarkSkyes [DarkSkyes@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6178 [22:48] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, the walls of the top floor and that is it
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#6180 [22:49] <helperhelper> hello
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#6182 [22:50] <jack> does any1 know y my comp says bad login but not my friends?
#6183 [22:50] * pimpin [pimpin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6184 [22:50] <pimpin> can some1 helip me
#6185 [22:50] <helperhelper> did you forget your pass?
#6186 [22:51] <Putzbert1> same problem here jack
#6187 [22:51] <TheNytangel> helperhelper..
#6188 [22:51] <pimpin> no
#6189 [22:51] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, In a sec
#6190 [22:51] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6191 [22:51] <helperhelper> I JUST SHOWED UP OK
#6192 [22:51] <jack> no i log on but wen i try 2 connect in browser it says bad login
#6193 [22:51] <Putzbert1> tried to fix it for 7 hours now
#6194 [22:51] <pimpin> i cant update my video driver
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#6196 [22:51] <helperhelper> i know nuthin about servers in any way...
#6197 [22:52] <helperhelper> sorry
#6198 [22:52] <jack> i log on but wen i try 2 connect in browser it says bad login
#6199 [22:52] <Putzbert1> jack, there are many people with the same problem
#6200 [22:52] <Putzbert1> like me^^
#6201 [22:52] <jack> ok do we know how 2 fix it?
#6202 [22:52] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, can you get me the Ip or do I to find itm yself? XD
#6203 [22:52] <pimpin> how do i update my video driver
#6204 [22:52] <helperhelper> can i try to connect?
#6205 [22:52] <jack> oh
#6206 [22:52] <Putzbert1> nope
#6207 [22:53] <helperhelper> google
#6208 [22:53] <jack> sooooooooooo no 1 knows?
#6209 [22:53] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, 64.34.163.12:25765
#6210 [22:53] <Putzbert1> sad but true, yes jack
#6211 [22:53] <jack> ok so how do we reduce lag?
#6212 [22:53] <jack> this stinks
#6213 [22:53] <pimpin> video driver p,lease3 help
#6214 [22:54] <helperhelper> get gamebooste and get optifog
#6215 [22:54] <helperhelper> for lag
#6216 [22:54] <jack> ok thnx bye guys
#6217 [22:55] <helperhelper> im on that server you posted
#6218 [22:55] <Ceffoxl> ugh, anyone have a solution?
#6219 [22:55] <pimpin> video driver
#6220 [22:56] <pimpin> please help
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#6222 [22:57] <pimpin> i cant update i=t
#6223 [22:58] <pimpin> i cant update my video drfiver4
#6224 [22:59] <lemon-rev> ??> pimpin win/dxdiag
#6225 [22:59] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6226 [22:59] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6227 [23:01] <pimpin> it wont let me open my documents
#6228 [23:01] <Ceffoxl> so does anyone have a cure for badlogin error?
#6229 [23:02] <lemon-rev> pimpin all you need to do is open start menu you have a box near the button you can type in, type dxdiag and hit enter
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#6231 [23:03] <lemon-rev> ceffoxi how long has it happend for
#6232 [23:04] <Ceffoxl> since 4ish
#6233 [23:04] <Ceffoxl> 6 hours ago
#6234 [23:04] <lemon-rev> ceffoxl did you do anything to the game ?
#6235 [23:04] <Ceffoxl> no
#6236 [23:05] <Ceffoxl> no mods
#6237 [23:05] * pissedoff [pissedoff@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6238 [23:05] <lemon-rev> ceffoxl you might need to email at support@mojang.com < and ask if smething a miss i know they where playing around with servers on the game and trying to get it to work
#6239 [23:05] * mib_6pmicf [mib_6pmicf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6240 [23:05] <lemon-rev> so just keep on trying or email them
#6241 [23:06] <mib_6pmicf> hi
#6242 [23:06] <Ceffoxl> k, thanks
#6243 [23:06] <lemon-rev> ?? ask
#6244 [23:06] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#6245 [23:06] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#6246 [23:06] <pissedoff> yeah so ive done everything and this game will not wokr keesp saying somthing like "pixel format not accelerated" wtf?
#6247 [23:06] <lemon-rev> ??> pissedoff win/dxidag
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#6249 [23:06] <lemon-rev> ??> pissedoff win/dxdiag
#6250 [23:06] <VoxelHead> pissedoff: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6251 [23:06] <pissedoff> what lemon?
#6252 [23:06] <VoxelHead> pissedoff: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6253 [23:06] <pimpin> ive done the dxdiag and run and saved it i cant open my documents
#6254 [23:07] <pissedoff> windows vista trying to ru nthe free browser version
#6255 [23:07] <dmillerman> anyone else having multiplayer connectino issues
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#6257 [23:07] <lemon-rev> pissedoff then please piss off i dont have classic running nore do i know how to help with that , please buy orgional beta minecraft and then we can help
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#6259 [23:08] <lemon-rev> dmillerman dude, if you know how to contact the server admin then i surgest you do so
#6260 [23:09] * kermi [kermi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6261 [23:09] <dmillerman> I am ther server admin. But I have also tried other servers and i cannot connect to them either
#6262 [23:09] <kermi> i cant pull the game up it just freezez the game and makes it black
#6263 [23:09] <lemon-rev> dmillerman have you got mojangs twitter yea ?
#6264 [23:10] <kermi> no
#6265 [23:10] <lemon-rev> kermi have you tryed broswer on web page minecraft ?
#6266 [23:10] <dmillerman> Keep getting Connection Lost Failed to login: Bad login
#6267 [23:10] <kermi> yes we tryed both
#6268 [23:11] <dmillerman> No i didn't get the twitter.
#6269 [23:11] <pissedoff> http://pastebin.com/qTJZE5YB
#6270 [23:11] <lemon-rev> dmillerman, i undersand the bad login, but if you cant connect to minecraft with your login info only way you can deal with it is emailing mojang
#6271 [23:11] <dmillerman> Ok thanks
#6272 [23:12] <pissedoff> voxelhead i pasted where it took me
#6273 [23:12] <pissedoff> http://pastebin.com/qTJZE5YB
#6274 [23:13] <lemon-rev> pissedoff http://www.nvidia.co.uk/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver-uk.html
#6275 [23:13] <lemon-rev> GeForce 275.33 Driver
#6276 [23:13] <pissedoff> download it?
#6277 [23:14] <lemon-rev> ye
#6278 [23:14] <lemon-rev> and install
#6279 [23:14] <pissedoff> ty
#6280 [23:15] <pissedoff> and sorry for the name but ive have litterally been trying to get this to work for 2 months now
#6281 [23:15] <lemon-rev> well your video drivers are from 2006
#6282 [23:15] <lemon-rev> im just trying to get them updated
#6283 [23:16] <pissedoff> when i scanned for updates it said that they were updated
#6284 [23:16] * mib_z1ecny [mib_z1ecny@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6285 [23:16] <lemon-rev> hm, well you cant always trust apps for self updateing
#6286 [23:19] <pissedoff> no i was trying manuel updates too
#6287 [23:19] <lemon-rev> well did that link work ?
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#6290 [23:20] <pissedoff> still downloading but i hope to god it works
#6291 [23:20] <bellows> hey so i installed a texture pack and now my screen will turn black right after the mojang screen
#6292 [23:20] <lemon-rev> ??> bellows win/reinst
#6293 [23:21] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6294 [23:21] <VoxelHead> bellows: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6295 [23:21] <lemon-rev> pissedoff just wait and see please
#6296 [23:21] <pimpin> i have the dxdiag for the video player can some1 put the link on to the paste website
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#6298 [23:21] <lildrummerdrew> Going to bed. Any important things to know?
#6299 [23:22] <lildrummerdrew> Anybody need help?
#6300 [23:22] <lemon-rev> pimpin what are you talking about ? what are you trying to do ?
#6301 [23:23] <lildrummerdrew> alright, lemon-rev is here.
#6302 [23:23] <lemon-rev> lol something like that :)
#6303 [23:23] <lemon-rev> almost
#6304 [23:23] <bellows> thanks so much
#6305 [23:23] <lildrummerdrew> Buhbye then, nighty night, and don't forget ?? win/reinst/bat and "Logging into Minecraft is currently problematic; authentication will be back up when it has been fixed"
#6306 [23:23] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#6307 [23:24] <pimpin> video player update
#6308 [23:24] <lemon-rev> ??> pimpin win/dxdiag
#6309 [23:24] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6310 [23:24] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6311 [23:24] <pimpin> thanks needed paste binj
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#6314 [23:26] <pimpin> i pasteded it there now do i bring it here sry mega noob at computers'
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#6316 [23:27] <lemon-rev> hm
#6317 [23:27] <TheNytangel> Does anyone want to volunteer to be a default on my server and test some signs..?
#6318 [23:27] <lemon-rev> pimpin once you paste all the info in that pastebin you should beable to submit it then it should give you a url
#6319 [23:28] * lemon-rev wonders if thenytangel has something else up the sleeve and just signs , could be chains and wips ?
#6319 [23:28] <pimpin> i submitid now what
#6320 [23:28] <TheNytangel> Lol
#6321 [23:29] <TheNytangel> Essentials permissions don't seem to be working..
#6322 [23:29] <lemon-rev> pimpin copy the url of the link and paste in here
#6323 [23:29] <lemon-rev> o
#6324 [23:29] <lemon-rev> sorry to hear that
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#6326 [23:32] <TheNytangel> Hmm..
#6327 [23:33] <TheNytangel> Windows 7 seems to suck today..
#6328 [23:33] <lemon-rev> well wait till win 8 comes out, more iphone looks and ipad play with computer, like wtf
#6329 [23:34] <lemon-rev> soon we will only have touch screens that have big colorful icons
#6330 [23:34] <TheNytangel> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and... +q
#6331 [23:34] <lemon-rev> ahahahahhaha
#6332 [23:34] <lemon-rev> now thats funny
#6333 [23:34] <TheNytangel> ?
#6334 [23:35] <lemon-rev> [13:37] <TheNytangel> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and... +q
#6335 [23:35] <lemon-rev> [13:37] * VoxelHead sets mode: +q *!~Chris@65.19.250.8 <
#6336 [23:35] <TheNytangel> lol
#6337 [23:35] <pimpin> http://pastebin.com/0vawRqeQ
#6338 [23:35] <pimpin> there help pleaassssssssssssssse
#6339 [23:35] <TheNytangel> wow..
#6340 [23:35] <lemon-rev> pimpin thanks
#6341 [23:35] <TheNytangel> It's a +q festival today
#6342 [23:36] <lemon-rev> ok pimpin please login to minecraft.net and click on broswer on home page please
#6343 [23:36] <lemon-rev> seems like it
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#6345 [23:38] <xavire> hey guys :) i need a pinch of help
#6346 [23:38] <TheNytangel> Hmm...
#6347 [23:38] <xavire> so im on mac
#6348 [23:38] <lemon-rev> ?? ask
#6349 [23:38] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#6350 [23:38] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#6351 [23:38] <xavire> and i try to load the game
#6352 [23:38] <lemon-rev> xavire sorry cant help you from me end :(
#6353 [23:38] <xavire> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 7/20/11 10:14 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Mac OS X (i386) version 10.6.3 Java: 1.6.0_15, Apple Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Apple Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)] org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not create pixel format at o
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#6355 [23:39] <TheNytangel> ??> xavire pastebin
#6356 [23:39] <VoxelHead> xavire: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#6357 [23:39] <xavire> sorry about me being dumb and saying i have a question not used to ircs
#6358 [23:39] <xavire> oops sorry vox
#6359 [23:39] <xavire> didnt know about that :)
#6360 [23:40] <xavire> ill get you a pastebin soon
#6361 [23:40] <TheNytangel> So.. I washed my underwear this morning for the first time since the 27th of May.. should I wear it to bed or keep them clean?
#6362 [23:41] <xavire> wow
#6363 [23:41] <xavire> lol
#6364 [23:41] <xavire> keep em clean budda
#6365 [23:42] <pimpin> can some1 still helip me with the video driver heres the link http://pastebin.com/0vawRqeQ
#6366 [23:42] <xavire> http://pastebin.com/AV8gdYzd there
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#6368 [23:45] <lemon-rev> ??> xavire win/reinst
#6369 [23:45] <VoxelHead> xavire: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6370 [23:45] <VoxelHead> xavire: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#6372 [23:45] <chadlupkes> hi there
#6373 [23:45] <chadlupkes> Anyone available to help?
#6374 [23:46] <xavire> vox im on mac ;)
#6375 [23:46] <lemon-rev> ?? bot
#6376 [23:46] <VoxelHead> bot: Yes, I either am or am not a bot. Or human. Or human-driven bot. Or bot-driven human. You shall never know my secrets! MWahaahahaha!
#6377 [23:46] <VoxelHead> bot: Did I type that out loud?
#6378 [23:46] <lemon-rev> ??> mac/reinst
#6379 [23:46] <lemon-rev> ??> xavire mac/reinst
#6380 [23:46] <VoxelHead> xavire: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6381 [23:46] <VoxelHead> xavire: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6382 [23:48] <chadlupkes> I'm on an XP SP# system, 2GB Ram, and the system fails to start the Java console. I've followed the directions on the wiki, but it still fails.
#6383 [23:48] <chadlupkes> what could I be missing?
#6384 [23:49] <lemon-rev> chadlupkes did you remove it first ?
#6385 [23:49] <chadlupkes> remove what, exactly?
#6386 [23:49] <lemon-rev> chadlupkes remove java from control pannel add remove programs
#6387 [23:50] <chadlupkes> so uninstall/reinstall?
#6388 [23:50] <lemon-rev> basicly
#6389 [23:50] <chadlupkes> ok, I can do that.
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#6392 [23:56] <pimpin> video player update for minecraft heres link please tell me what to do need help http://pastebin.com/0vawRqeQ
#6393 [23:57] <lemon-rev> pimpin did you try what i told you to do, goto minecraft.net login and on home page click the broswer link and tell me what happens please
#6394 [23:57] <smifnwessun> hey i just bought minecraft and when i first start it up it works fine but then like 3 minutes in it starts lagging really badly and i can click things like the crafting table and such anybody know anything
#6395 [23:58] <pimpin> the free one or the in browser
#6396 [23:58] <smifnwessun> i like downloaded it and everything
#6397 [23:58] <lemon-rev> smifnwessun press the 'f' key and see if that helps it is fog in 3 different levels please give that a go
#6398 [23:59] <smifnwessun> ok thanks
#6399 [23:59] <lemon-rev> pimpin, not the free version, im talking about on home there is broswer / next to the download the client please click broswer
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