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#2 [00:08] <UnicornParty> Can someone help me with a really weird MC problem?
#3 [00:08] <Minecraftdude> Hello can some one help me with a mod please?
#4 [00:08] <VoxelHead> Look, Minecraftdude, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#5 [00:09] <Minecraftdude> installing a mod?
#6 [00:09] <Minecraftdude> It never works for me
#7 [00:09] <UnicornParty> I sent my computer to custumer service (to get it tweaked about a fan problem) and then when I got it back they had enabled the administrator account. When I played MC on that, it worked fine. However, I disabled the administrator account and not the sole account (my original administrator account) comes up with the black screen of death after I log in.
#8 [00:10] <UnicornParty> Anny suggestions?
#9 [00:10] <Minecraftdude> Hello? anyone?
#10 [00:10] <VoxelHead> Look, Minecraftdude, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#11 [00:11] <Minecraftdude> why don't they repond?
#12 [00:12] <[L]> Ahem
#13 [00:12] <[L]> A.
#14 [00:12] <[L]> VoxelHead is a bot
#15 [00:12] <[L]> B.
#16 [00:12] <[L]> We do not help with mods
#17 [00:12] <[L]> Ask #risucraft
#18 [00:12] <[L]> Fuck off VoxelHead
#19 [00:13] <[L]> Also
#20 [00:13] <[L]> UnicornParty: Sounds like a uninstalled Java/Flash.
#21 [00:13] <[L]> I've heard something like this..
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#24 [00:14] <kermie> can someone help with a mod please
#25 [00:14] <GreyVulpine> ?? mods
#26 [00:14] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#27 [00:14] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#32 [00:18] <blinky> hi
#33 [00:18] <panitaliemom> please help me, minecraft crashed on me
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#35 [00:19] <blinky> hello?
#36 [00:19] <VoxelHead> Look, blinky, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#38 [00:19] <blinky> can i transer progress from one computer to another somehow?
#39 [00:19] <Saddyd> Anyone awake?
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#41 [00:20] <panitaliemom> i was running the game properly (first time) and then i close the page , i the reopen it and minecraft wont start without crashing.
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#44 [00:21] <blinky> can i transer progress from one computer to another somehow?
#45 [00:21] <Saddyd> There's nobody here
#46 [00:22] <Saddyd> Sorry, blinky
#47 [00:22] <blinky> wow
#48 [00:22] <|Kiikun|> progress?
#49 [00:22] <panitaliemom> help!
#50 [00:22] <blinky> i have a cool house and a diamond mine and i want to play it on a difff computer
#51 [00:22] <|Kiikun|> the worlds are saved in the minecraft appdata folder. what os you have?
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#53 [00:23] <blinky> os?
#54 [00:23] * mib_amkwjh [mib_amkwjh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#55 [00:23] <|Kiikun|> Windows, Mac, or Linux?
#56 [00:23] <blinky> windows
#57 [00:24] <|Kiikun|> open %appdata%/.minecraft/saves/
#58 [00:24] <blinky> ill try it
#59 [00:24] <Saddyd> There one of those for smp?
#60 [00:25] <blinky> where do i find app data?
#61 [00:25] <|Kiikun|> thats what i was thinking sad, but it shouldnt have tried to move it on you unless you loaded up a different server exe or something
#62 [00:25] <Saddyd> If I did load up a diff exe?
#63 [00:26] <|Kiikun|> just put %appdata% in as if it were c:\... and oops.. i put the spashes the wrong way
#64 [00:26] <|Kiikun|> i think the servers all save and load files from where the exe is run. dunno if shortcuts affect it though
#65 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> you can always search your comp for 'world' folders
#66 [00:27] <Saddyd> Hmm
#67 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> the only way i can see there NOT being any files is if you loaded it up in a virtual memory bubble or something. (i.e. sandboxie)
#68 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> blinky: you good? :3
#69 [00:31] <Saddyd> Well, crap.
#70 [00:31] <Saddyd> It genned me a new world, is what it did
#71 [00:31] <Saddyd> I think it may have overwritten our world
#72 [00:32] <Saddyd> AHA
#73 [00:32] <Saddyd> It saved it on the desktop
#74 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> ah :3
#75 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> so i take it shortcuts DO affect it?
#76 [00:33] <Saddyd> I'm not sure.
#77 [00:35] <Saddyd> Trying to get it to load but not sure how
#78 [00:36] <|Kiikun|> i usually just browse into the folder containign my server and hit run... not like i do anything with it ^^;
#79 [00:36] <|Kiikun|> ive dug a hole... thats it ,.<
#80 [00:37] <Saddyd> Browse with what?
#81 [00:37] <|Kiikun|> a file manager? (windows explorer)
#82 [00:38] <Saddyd> Uh
#83 [00:38] <Saddyd> okay
#84 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> i havent had any problems with worlds moving on me like that since i always load it directly
#85 [00:38] <Saddyd> I don't know how to target my world
#86 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> im talkign the server :P
#87 [00:39] <Saddyd> Ah
#88 [00:39] <Saddyd> Still
#89 [00:39] <Saddyd> Can't figure out how to make the server load it
#90 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> shut down server, rename current world folder to a backup name. copy the one on desktop into server folder. reload and see if works
#91 [00:40] <Saddyd> Tryin that, yeah
#92 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> it should work. your swapping the world data.. if it DOESNT.. then the wold folder on the desktop is the active loading one....
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#94 [00:47] <Saddyd> Grr
#95 [00:47] <Saddyd> Doesn't look like that worked
#96 [00:48] <|Kiikun|> try it the other way now. the one you backed up, put it on the desktop
#97 [00:48] <ETHREAL1> my game keeps crashing at the main menu.
#98 [00:48] <|Kiikun|> black screen? or saving chunks?
#99 [00:48] <ETHREAL1> black screen
#100 [00:48] <|Kiikun|> did you mod the .jar?
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#102 [00:49] <joe> hello
#103 [00:49] <VoxelHead> Look, joe, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#104 [00:49] <ETHREAL1> no it did work yesterday
#105 [00:49] <|Kiikun|> yos jo.
#106 [00:49] <Wug> currently using dd to copy my windows xp partition into an image file
#107 [00:49] <Saddyd> Damn
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#109 [00:50] <Saddyd> Still not sure how to target it
#110 [00:50] <Wug> WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG
#111 [00:50] <Wug> * windows xp asplod
#112 [00:50] <[L]> Bubsy bubsy bubsy bubsy bob cat!
#113 [00:50] <joe> i in staled planes 1.7.3 for minecraft and i get a black screen when i load it help me any one
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#115 [00:50] <mib_1hx567> dude can any1 tell me how to connect to the minecraft.net
#116 [00:50] <|Kiikun|> eth: i'd still sugest doign a force update just to see if the jar corupted
#117 [00:51] <Wug> mib_1hx567: explain your situation
#118 [00:51] <ETHREAL1> ok
#119 [00:51] <Wug> can you not run the download launcher?
#120 [00:51] <joe> help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#121 [00:51] <VoxelHead> Look, joe, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#122 [00:51] <Wug> joe
#123 [00:51] <Wug> stop doing that
#124 [00:51] <Wug> ask a question and we'll answer
#125 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> joe - Either the mod isn't compatible, or you installed it wrong. Either way, we don't help with mods here, try #risucraft
#126 [00:51] <joe> sorry im worred
#127 [00:52] <joe> whats htat
#128 [00:52] <Saddyd> Anyway
#129 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> . . . .
#130 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> /join #risucraft
#131 [00:52] <joe> whats that
#132 [00:52] <Saddyd> Join it and ask
#133 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Or you can uninstall the mods, delete the .minecraft folder and have minecraft reinstall it
#134 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> the pepole who make the planes mod i asume
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#136 [00:53] <Saddyd> I still can't figure out how to load the right world with this server >.<
#137 [00:53] <mib_1hx567> i press login and it say's cannot connect 2 server try again or play offline, but it says underneath it that it is not downloaded
#138 [00:53] <[L]> GreyVulpine: whats that
#139 [00:53] <[L]> omg whats that
#140 [00:53] <[L]> srsly
#141 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#142 [00:53] <[L]> nothing
#143 [00:53] <[L]> I'm making fun of our users again
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#145 [00:54] * GreyVulpine pffts
#145 [00:54] * Wug punches vox
#145 [00:54] <gameking9777> can any help me with my problem
#146 [00:54] <mib_8cavzc> Hello, don't want to interrupt, let me know when anyone's free.
#147 [00:54] <Wug> gameking9777: idk, whats your problem
#148 [00:55] <ETHREAL1> what the crap it wont update
#149 [00:55] <mib_8cavzc> ...
#150 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> apparently minecraft.net netplit from some region.. o.o;
#151 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Say what?
#152 [00:56] <|Kiikun|> three people having touble connecting via the loader in as many minutes <.<
#153 [00:56] <gameking9777> im on mac and everytime i tried to launch minecraft and it blackscreened so i force updated it and it failed to launch
#154 [00:56] <mib_8cavzc> ...
#155 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| - Nope.
#156 [00:57] <gameking9777> any help
#157 [00:57] <mib_8cavzc> Me too?
#158 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> <+Wug> gameking9777: idk, whats your problem
#159 [00:58] <gameking9777> im on mac and everytime i tried to launch minecraft and it blackscreened so i force updated it and it failed to launch
#160 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> You're on OS X lion, weren't you?
#161 [00:58] <gameking9777> right after i downloaded os x lion
#162 [00:58] <gameking9777> ya
#163 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> http://venturebeat.com/2011/07/22/lion-broke-minecraft/
#164 [00:58] <ETHREAL1> I launch minecraft and the mojang symbol appears and then blank screen and i have updated
#165 [00:58] <gameking9777> k
#166 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> "Gamers upgrading to Apple’s next Mac operating system, OS X Lion, won’t be able to play indie sandbox game Minecraft right away."
#167 [00:59] <AG_Scott> (It works on Mac OS X Lion btw)
#168 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> "Apple’s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. When I tried to open the game (for research purposes only), I had to download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it. "
#169 [00:59] <AG_Scott> I had no trouble playing it after installing Java.
#170 [00:59] <gameking9777> I have actully read that and installed java
#171 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> Care to walk gameking9777 through how to install java?
#172 [00:59] <AG_Scott> http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#173 [01:00] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine want to add that to VoxelHead?
#174 [01:00] <mib_8cavzc> As for me: When I try to download Minecraft to my Windows, it only lets me "Save File" or "Cancel." I don't have the choice to run. When I save the file, it only lets me save it as a Binary File... I try to open it from my Desktop and it will pretend to load something, then nothing happens.. Anyone, please?
#175 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_8cavzc - What did you download, and using what browser?
#176 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> (waits for minecraft.exe, and IE)
#177 [01:00] <gameking9777> so i have already installed it
#178 [01:00] <gameking9777> more than once
#179 [01:01] <|Kiikun|> i noticed ie doesnt like saving the .exe <.<
#180 [01:01] <|Kiikun|> thought that was my goof or something
#181 [01:01] <AG_Scott> IE told me Firefox was a virus.
#182 [01:01] <gameking9777> so............
#183 [01:01] <inv0lt> lol
#184 [01:01] <GreyVulpine> IE strips the .exe from minecraft.exe for some silly reason
#185 [01:01] <|Kiikun|> IE = Intentional Exploitation.
#186 [01:01] <mib_8cavzc> Anyone?
#187 [01:02] <Wug> IE is stupid in every possible way
#188 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_8cavzc - maybe answer the question that was given to you?
#189 [01:02] <Wug> one fox for IE is updating it
#190 [01:02] <Wug> lots of people are still on like IE 6
#191 [01:02] * Wug beats up lots of people
#191 [01:02] <mib_8cavzc> Oh, ha, my bad!
#192 [01:02] <mib_8cavzc> Minecraft.exe and Mozilla
#193 [01:02] <gameking9777> any help
#194 [01:02] <Wug> :s
#195 [01:02] <WugBot> s: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix
#196 [01:02] <Wug> :lionjava
#197 [01:02] <WugBot> lionjava: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#198 [01:03] <GreyVulpine> ?? mac/java
#199 [01:03] <Wug> its not on vox, but I do have it
#200 [01:03] <VoxelHead> mac/java: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#201 [01:03] <gameking9777> i already installed it
#202 [01:03] <Wug> I added it while vox was away for some reason
#203 [01:03] <gameking9777> .........
#204 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Have you updated your video drivers as well?
#205 [01:04] <mib_8cavzc> Windows Vista.
#206 [01:04] <gameking9777> ?
#207 [01:04] <GreyVulpine> Man, and I thought windows was tough on early adopters, mac seems to want to take the same route.
#208 [01:05] <gameking9777> ??????
#209 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Check your apple updater
#210 [01:05] <GreyVulpine> er, apple software update, see if there's any updates you're missing
#211 [01:05] <gameking9777> like software update?
#212 [01:05] <gameking9777> i've done that too
#213 [01:05] <mib_8cavzc> ...
#214 [01:06] <Wug> here, take this overly long and remastered factoid containing a description instead of just a link:
#215 [01:06] <Wug> ??+ mac/lion/java|Apple’s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.;;Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#216 [01:06] <Saddyd> Failed to load player data for XXX
#217 [01:06] <Saddyd> Any idea how to fix that?
#218 [01:06] <Wug> Saddyd: this is on a server, right?
#219 [01:06] <Saddyd> Yeah
#220 [01:06] <Saddyd> It loaded everything but that, this time
#221 [01:06] <gameking9777> i have installed java already
#222 [01:06] <GreyVulpine> Saddyd - Try deleting the player's profile at /world/players/playername.dat
#223 [01:06] <Wug> go into the servers world folder
#224 [01:07] <Wug> ^
#225 [01:07] <Saddyd> Er
#226 [01:07] <Saddyd> Will it give us our stuff back? >.>
#227 [01:07] <Wug> nope. spawn it backl
#228 [01:07] <Saddyd> Spawn it back?
#229 [01:07] <Wug> mmhm
#230 [01:07] <|Kiikun|> use /give!
#231 [01:08] <gameking9777> .........
#232 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Could you run minecraft.app using the terminal, and pastebin any errors you get?
#233 [01:08] <Wug> gameking9777: the maximum number of characters you can repeat without vox muting you is 7
#234 [01:08] <Wug> .......
#235 [01:08] <gameking9777> how exactly would i do it in the termnial
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#237 [01:08] <Saddyd> So
#238 [01:09] <Saddyd> How do we keep our crap for next time?
#239 [01:09] <gameking9777> ???
#240 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - maybe have a little patience before you do ??????? and .......
#241 [01:09] * Wug is making a 10GB archive with 7z on super compression
#241 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Getting a little annoying.
#242 [01:09] <Wug> Saddyd: normally player data corruption is rare
#243 [01:10] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Do you know how to launch the terminal on your mac?
#244 [01:10] <gameking9777> no
#245 [01:10] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Go up to your finder, in the upper right corner, looks like a magnifying glass. There, type in "Terminal"
#246 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> Press enter, a command line prompt will open up, tell us when you get it
#247 [01:11] <gameking9777> i have the terminal
#248 [01:11] <|Kiikun|> wug: Saddyd's original problem was that he rebooted and the server 'forgot' where his world was and generated a new one. if that helps matters in any way
#249 [01:11] <gameking9777> pulled up
#250 [01:11] <Wug> .......
#251 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> When you do, please find the minecraft.app file you downloaded from minecraft.net, click and drag it over to the terminal, and press enter
#252 [01:11] <Saddyd> So
#253 [01:11] <Wug> that sounds odd
#254 [01:11] <Saddyd> It did
#255 [01:11] <Saddyd> I found it
#256 [01:11] <Wug> it probably got corrupted somehow
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#258 [01:12] <Wug> did he reboot because the server (the whole computer) crashed?
#259 [01:12] <|Kiikun|> it got put on his desktop.. or created it on his desktop.. dunno which.
#260 [01:12] <Saddyd> Yeah
#261 [01:12] <Wug> because that could have filesystem loss implications
#262 [01:12] <Saddyd> I rebooted my system in general
#263 [01:12] <Saddyd> I stopped the server correctly
#264 [01:12] <Wug> any mods?
#265 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Anything?
#266 [01:12] <Saddyd> No mods
#267 [01:13] <gameking9777> hold on
#268 [01:13] * mib_7mitf5 [mib_7mitf5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#269 [01:13] <mib_7mitf5> i need help!
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#271 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> See a psychiatrist.
#272 [01:14] <gameking9777> it says bash: /Users/Hayden/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app: is a directory
#273 [01:14] <mib_7mitf5> i bought minecraft for 2 days and i cant download it
#274 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> What in the..
#275 [01:14] * |Kiikun| greets Hayden
#275 [01:14] <Wug> Saddyd: are you launching the server the same way
#276 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_7mitf5 - What happens when you try to download it?
#277 [01:15] <Saddyd> I am now. Heh.
#278 [01:15] <Saddyd> When I first tried, it started awkwardly
#279 [01:15] <Wug> .... was that your problem
#280 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> gameking9777 - Try deleting minecraft.app, and redownload it from minecraft.net
#281 [01:15] <Wug> youre on linux arent you
#282 [01:15] <Saddyd> Nope
#283 [01:15] <Saddyd> Vista
#284 [01:15] <Wug> eeew
#285 [01:15] <Saddyd> Errr
#286 [01:15] <Saddyd> 7
#287 [01:15] <gameking9777> i have done that
#288 [01:15] <Wug> well idk
#289 [01:15] <Saddyd> We'll work it out, thanks though
#290 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> okay.. gameking9777, try doing:
#291 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> chmod +x /Users/Hayden/Downloads/Minecraft/Minecraft.app
#292 [01:15] <mib_7mitf5> so this minecraft launcher is open and i try to put my username and pasword in it and it says uder not premium
#293 [01:15] <Wug> i know that if you run it in linux by clicking the jar, it runs relative to !
#294 [01:15] <Wug> ~*
#295 [01:16] <mib_7mitf5> but i am shure that i bought it
#296 [01:16] <Wug> and dumps everything in your home directory
#297 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_7mitf5 - Did you receive any emails confirming payment?
#298 [01:16] <mib_7mitf5> no :(
#299 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_7mitf5 - Does the payment method you use, show a transaction going to Mojang AB?
#300 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> If not, Mojang never got your payment, and the transaction was never cleared on your end
#301 [01:17] <mib_7mitf5> no i dont think so .
#302 [01:17] <gameking9777> that did nothing
#303 [01:17] <mib_7mitf5> so i have to try it again?
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#305 [01:18] <mib_7mitf5> ?
#306 [01:18] <gamakichi> i need help
#307 [01:19] <|Kiikun|> naruto hasn't summoned you recently and you're lonely? :P
#308 [01:19] <|Kiikun|> sorry, couldnt resist.
#309 [01:19] <gamakichi> i cant play the game :(
#310 [01:20] * ollieNnym88 [ollieNnym88@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#311 [01:20] <ollieNnym88> i got a question how do i find out what my seed number is?
#312 [01:21] <Phate45> ollieNnym88: do you have any mods installed?
#313 [01:21] <ollieNnym88> nope
#314 [01:21] <|Kiikun|> seedscope.net works nicely
#315 [01:22] <gamakichi> i have updated my drivers but i still cant play, can someone help?
#316 [01:22] <Phate45> gamakichi: could you specify the problem?
#317 [01:22] <gameking9777> do you think restoring it beforre i bought lion would help
#318 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> If that's possible, yes
#319 [01:23] <gamakichi> i have windows 7 64bit, i just bought the game and i cant play it. i updated my drivers but still the same message. i know i am missing some but i dont know which ones to download
#320 [01:23] <|Kiikun|> you have java installed too?
#321 [01:23] <Phate45> can you, like, give us the message?
#322 [01:23] <gameking9777> who?
#323 [01:24] <Phate45> gama
#324 [01:24] <gamakichi> yes i have java up to date
#325 [01:25] <gamakichi> and this is what it says "Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode, sharing), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]"
#326 [01:26] <gameking9777> do you think restoring it beforre i bought lion would help
#327 [01:26] <|Kiikun|> game: he said yes already.
#328 [01:26] <Phate45> gameking9777: (07:23:21) GreyVulpine: If that's possible, yes
#329 [01:26] <gameking9777> k
#330 [01:27] <gameking9777> it is a waste of $30 though
#331 [01:27] <gameking9777> bye
#332 [01:27] * |Kiikun| thinks Mac is a waste.. but eh, free market and competition and all.
#332 [01:28] <gamakichi> can anyone help?
#333 [01:29] <Phate45> gamakichi: have you tried googling it?
#334 [01:29] <Phate45> ?? google
#335 [01:29] <VoxelHead> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#336 [01:29] <Phate45> ??> gamakichi google
#337 [01:29] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#338 [01:29] <gamakichi> thanks vox but i have been searching for days and still cant find anything
#339 [01:30] <gamakichi> i have also looked at the forums but they dont talk about windows 7
#340 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Please copy and paste the entire error to pastebin.com and give us the address
#341 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> 7 is close enough to vista usually that most things apply...
#342 [01:32] <Phate45> http://forums.techguy.org/games/946144-solved-opengl-serious-error-minecraft.html
#343 [01:32] <Phate45> post #2
#344 [01:32] <Phate45> seems very close
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#346 [01:33] <gamakichi> http://pastebin.com/77eDnwuB
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#348 [01:33] <gameking9777> no help with that
#349 [01:33] <sinedeviance> hi all
#350 [01:33] <sinedeviance> i need help with minecraft
#351 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Please give us a dxdiag
#352 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> ??> gamakichi win/dxdiag
#353 [01:33] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#354 [01:33] <sinedeviance> i cant find a reason to keep playing. please help me! :D
#355 [01:33] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#356 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> sine: level 81 chunks all the way to bedrock.
#357 [01:34] <gameking9777> this is just killing me
#358 [01:34] <sinedeviance> |Kiikun|: too boring
#359 [01:34] <|Kiikun|> with TNT :P
#360 [01:35] <gameking9777> it even does it in browser
#361 [01:35] <Phate45> all at once with redstone
#362 [01:35] <sinedeviance> i'm actually considering building a good minecart station using Tavirider's pez dispenser
#363 [01:35] <sinedeviance> the only problem is i only have two destinations
#364 [01:35] <sinedeviance> and they're less than a days' walk
#365 [01:35] <sinedeviance> so... it seems kind of pointless
#366 [01:35] <|Kiikun|> head WAY out with nether-hopping
#367 [01:35] <Phate45> make another two
#368 [01:36] <sinedeviance> |Kiikun|: i just use the aether
#369 [01:36] <sinedeviance> i've got one map just about filled, with my house (map workbench) in the center
#370 [01:37] <sinedeviance> i wish there was a way to add notes to maps. or to be able to see signs.
#371 [01:37] <sinedeviance> just something
#372 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> i filled the map of my Islands Age quite quickly. working on east.. i mean south and west now
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#374 [01:38] <gamakichi> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 7/26/11 12:37 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0
#375 [01:38] <Phate45> gamakichi: www.pastebin.com or http://paste.ubuntu.com/
#376 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Still waiting on that dxdiag
#377 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> gamakichi win/dxdiag
#378 [01:39] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#379 [01:39] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#380 [01:40] <gamakichi> sorry, i am really trying to do this
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#382 [01:43] <gamakichi> after i paste it on pastebin do i click the download
#383 [01:43] <gamakichi> ?
#384 [01:43] <Phate45> you paste us the url
#385 [01:44] <gamakichi> http://pastebin.com/3H6GDVWx
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#387 [01:44] <Phate45> nice one!
#388 [01:44] <whidgle> can somone help me with a problem
#389 [01:44] <Phate45> GreyVulpine: you got the link
#390 [01:44] <Phate45> whidgle: sure, whats up?
#391 [01:45] <whidgle> my friend is useing a mac and is trying to play minecraft but when he trys to go to a sever it says he joins but it shows black screeen
#392 [01:45] <Phate45> whidgle: and can't said friend come here?
#393 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> One sec
#394 [01:46] <whidgle> no hes too lazy XD
#395 [01:46] <whidgle> haha but im on vent with him
#396 [01:46] <Phate45> whidgle: well, we might need some error reports, or questions about mods
#397 [01:46] <whidgle> well we are useing the free version
#398 [01:46] <whidgle> and the free severs
#399 [01:47] <Phate45> and do you have any mods?
#400 [01:47] <TiLuke> is there any way i can get minecraft to stop lagging the grapics settings are already set to the lowest and i have tried everything that i can (i searched google) , i have a intel hd graphics card
#401 [01:47] <whidgle> no
#402 [01:47] <Phate45> and him?
#403 [01:47] <whidgle> no
#404 [01:47] <Phate45> TiLuke: do you have optifog/optimine?
#405 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Do you have the Service tag of your dell laptop? Possibly on a sticker somewhere?
#406 [01:47] <AG_Scott> whidgle are you talking about Minecraft Classic or Minecraft Beta?
#407 [01:48] <whidgle> classic sorrry
#408 [01:48] <Phate45> whidgle: did he tried reinstalling minecraft?
#409 [01:48] <TiLuke> i have tried that and all i got was a black screen after login
#410 [01:48] <whidgle> we didint download it useing the browers one
#411 [01:49] <Wug> !kick wug brb relogging due to random sound failure AND I WAS LISTENING TO DEADMAU5
#412 [01:49] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by Wug with reason: brb relogging due to random sound failure AND I WAS LISTENING TO DEADMAU5))
#413 [01:50] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - You still there?
#414 [01:50] <Phate45> lol
#415 [01:50] <Phate45> wug - relogging :D
#416 [01:50] <whidgle> any ideas?
#417 [01:50] <gamakichi> ya
#418 [01:51] <Phate45> whidgle: try updating java, or reinstalling it completely
#419 [01:51] <Phate45> also, different browser
#420 [01:51] <Phate45> is he on windows?
#421 [01:51] <whidgle> he is a useing a mac
#422 [01:51] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Do you have the Service tag of your dell laptop? Possibly on a sticker somewhere?
#423 [01:51] <whidgle> i told him to use a diff brower
#424 [01:52] <whidgle> he was useing firefox before
#425 [01:52] <Phate45> well, try reinstalling java then
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#428 [01:53] <gamakichi> ya i do, why do you need it?
#429 [01:54] <TiLuke> i have tried using optifog/optimine and got a black screen after login
#430 [01:54] <Phate45> TiLuke: have you installed them correctly?
#431 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - You can find the drivers, customized for your system, by going to this URL:
#432 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=gen&os=WLH&osl=en&catid=&impid=&SystemID=XPS_M1530
#433 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> And entering the service tag, using the link provided tehre
#434 [01:54] <GreyVulpine> You'll want to look for video drivers.
#435 [01:54] <Phate45> like, deleting META-INF folder and stuff
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#437 [01:55] <whidgle> Phate45 how would he reinstall java on a mac
#438 [01:55] <Phate45> whidgle: how can i know?
#439 [01:55] <Phate45> whidgle: get windows
#440 [01:55] <Phate45> or linux
#441 [01:55] <gamakichi> alright ill go see what happens
#442 [01:55] <TiLuke> yes i did
#443 [01:55] <AG_Scott> whidgle: What version of Mac OS X?
#444 [01:55] <AG_Scott> Phate45: shaddup.
#445 [01:56] * Phate45 *runs away scared*
#445 [01:56] <whidgle> lololol ag_scott 10.6.8
#446 [01:56] <TiLuke> lol
#447 [01:56] <AG_Scott> whidgle: The Apple Icon at the top left > Software Update
#448 [01:56] <AG_Scott> You shouldn't need to reinstall Java
#449 [01:56] <AG_Scott> that will update it though if an update available
#450 [01:57] <AG_Scott> Is that called the Apple menu?
#451 [01:57] <whidgle> they did and nothing is updateable
#452 [01:57] <Phate45> AG_Scott: and if there isnt an update?
#453 [01:57] * Phate45 is already back
#453 [01:58] <TiLuke> i also tried running minecraft in the browser and im still getting 1 to 10 FPS
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#455 [01:58] <AG_Scott> I'm not sure if you can reinstall it or if it's necessary.
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#457 [01:59] <Phate45> TiLuke: do you have a decent pc? if yes, how much processor is eaten when you do nothing?
#458 [01:59] <Phate45> like, after a restart
#459 [02:00] <TiLuke> my computer runs RIFT with no lag whatsoever
#460 [02:00] <Phate45> hm
#461 [02:01] <Phate45> try reinstalling minecraft and java
#462 [02:01] <Phate45> also 64bit?
#463 [02:01] <whidgle> so nothing more u can help with
#464 [02:01] <rev-lemon> whidgle whats the matter
#465 [02:02] <whidgle> my friend is trying to run classic minecraft on his mac
#466 [02:02] <rev-lemon> whidgle classic is no longer supported
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#468 [02:02] <Phate45> hey Wug
#469 [02:03] <whidgle> and he joins the sever and it locks his mouse but black screen
#470 [02:03] * Wug pounds deadmau5 into brain
#470 [02:03] <rev-lemon> whidgle , thats server side, has he tryed others ?
#471 [02:03] <Wug> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcWwgTOTV0U
#472 [02:03] <whidgle> yes
#473 [02:03] <Wug> apply directly to the forehead
#474 [02:03] <TiLuke> right now my pc is using only 2 GB of 4 GB of my ram
#475 [02:04] <gamakichi> i try and install the video drivers but it keeps saying there are no video divers to download
#476 [02:05] <whidgle> so classic is not supported for mac
#477 [02:05] <rev-lemon> gamakichi, goto control pannel, add remove programs remove java, install java via java.com
#478 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> It's not java, it's the video drivers
#479 [02:05] <GreyVulpine> There are none.
#480 [02:05] <rev-lemon> whidgle please just get him to buy the beta minecraft and be done with it
#481 [02:06] <whidgle> lolol too expensive / not worth it in the long run
#482 [02:06] <rev-lemon> hm, well uninstall the present video drivers and reinsall after a fresh reboot
#483 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Does it tell you what video card you have on that system?
#484 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> rev-lemon - It's using the default vga video drivers on windows.
#485 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> You can't uninstall it :P
#486 [02:06] <rev-lemon> whidgle its cheepr now before it becomes retail
#487 [02:06] <rev-lemon> lol
#488 [02:06] <rev-lemon> i ment the drivers, why not ?
#489 [02:06] <GreyVulpine> Because, it's the default vga video drivers..
#490 [02:07] <rev-lemon> hahahahahahah
#491 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> Windows only uses it, if there's no other video drivers installed on the system
#492 [02:07] <rev-lemon> true
#493 [02:07] <Phate45> whidgle: its actually very good to buy it
#494 [02:08] <Phate45> whidgle: you get support, acess to all servers, custom skins, look cool (cause you bought mc), etc
#495 [02:08] <gamakichi> i dont know where to find that
#496 [02:08] <Phate45> gamakichi: system properties?
#497 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Alright, try these drivers
#498 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#499 [02:08] <TiLuke> i bought it so i wouldnt have to be charged the higher price at launch
#500 [02:08] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - I'm guessing by dell's website, that you have the geforce 8000M series of video cards.
#501 [02:09] <GreyVulpine> If those drivers don't work, let me know
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#503 [02:09] <Phate45> TiLuke: that falls under the etc
#504 [02:09] <gamakichi> ya it says something about 8400m and 8600m
#505 [02:11] <Wug> actually
#506 [02:11] <Wug> ;gtfo
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#509 [02:11] <TiLuke> any other suggestions for me?
#510 [02:12] <Phate45> Wug: why'd you do that lawl
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#512 [02:14] <whidgle> thank you ffor all the help
#513 [02:14] <Wug> do what
#514 [02:14] <Wug> gtfo wugbot?
#515 [02:15] <Wug> cuz I'm going to work on it
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#517 [02:17] <TiLuke> ??
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#519 [02:17] <mib_0ro2ez> i cant play the beta on minecraft
#520 [02:17] <pimpin> my world got deleted
#521 [02:17] <pimpin> can i bring it back
#522 [02:17] <Wug> ??> pimpin nullsave
#523 [02:17] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#524 [02:17] <VoxelHead> pimpin: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#525 [02:18] <pimpin> thankls ill try
#526 [02:18] <mib_0ro2ez> i cant play the beta
#527 [02:18] <Wug> mib_0ro2ez: are you on osx lion
#528 [02:19] <mib_0ro2ez> no
#529 [02:19] <Wug> minecraft username please
#530 [02:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_0ro2ez - Then why can't you play the beta?
#531 [02:19] <mib_0ro2ez> mysterio1171
#532 [02:19] <Wug> !paid mysterio1171
#533 [02:19] <Wug> theres your problem
#534 [02:19] <Phate45> insta snipe
#535 [02:19] <Wug> beta costs money
#536 [02:20] <mib_0ro2ez> what??
#537 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
#538 [02:20] <|Kiikun|> !paid sennyotai
#539 [02:20] <|Kiikun|> :3
#540 [02:20] <Phate45> wow
#541 [02:20] <Wug> well that was easy
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#543 [02:20] <Wug> we'll see him again
#544 [02:20] <GreyVulpine> !lookup 200-53-243-82-cable.cybercable.net.mx
#545 [02:20] <Wug> first when his java doesnt work
#546 [02:20] * GreyVulpine prods AuBot
#546 [02:21] <Wug> then when his mods break
#547 [02:21] * Phate45 pokes AuBot
#547 [02:21] <Wug> then again when hes on an intel gma something
#548 [02:21] <pimpin> it says close minecraft all the way does this count
#549 [02:21] <Wug> is it closed all the way?
#550 [02:22] <junkytowne> does anyone else find that creepers are virtually impossible to kill without them exploding on smp
#551 [02:22] <pimpin> no i used the minecraft home to get here fo i have to close this 2
#552 [02:22] <junkytowne> i can kill creepers easy, without arrows on ssp
#553 [02:22] <junkytowne> but they are fucking unstoppable on smp
#554 [02:22] <Wug> junkytowne: yes, its annoying. get bows and arrows
#555 [02:22] <junkytowne> i hate it
#556 [02:22] <junkytowne> so much
#557 [02:22] <Wug> pimpin: does this look like minecraft to you
#558 [02:23] <pimpin> no but it said completey i dont want 2 mess up my other files
#559 [02:24] <pimpin> so how do i use it or what do i do
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#561 [02:24] <pimpin> how do i use the mc ecit
#562 [02:25] <pimpin> edit not ecit
#563 [02:25] <Wug> read what voxelhead says
#564 [02:25] <Wug> you dont have to do anything, just open the world, save it, and close mcedit
#565 [02:26] <pimpin> in a new tab right ima real noobie wen it comes to computers
#566 [02:26] <pimpin> and my worlds gone deleted
#567 [02:28] <blilkey> a couple of weeks ago minecraft began to lag even on the menu to the point of unplayable can some one help me?
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#569 [02:28] <gamakichi> Grey
#570 [02:30] <pimpin> close all other windows
#571 [02:30] <GreyVulpine> Yes gamakichi?
#572 [02:30] <gamakichi> it worked!!!! thank you so much for looking for it. Please keep helping people, your great
#573 [02:30] * GreyVulpine tips hat.
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#575 [02:44] <Thrash3r> hello?
#576 [02:44] <VoxelHead> Look, Thrash3r, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#578 [02:45] <Thrash3r> I have a laptop with a designated GPU (AMD 6630m) and an integrated Intel GPU. I think Minecraft is running only off the integrated GPU. I'v heard that even if you change the settings so that Minecraft runs on the designated GPU, it doesn't apply to Java. Any help?
#579 [02:46] <Wug> you can probably disable the integrated gpu from the bios
#580 [02:46] <Wug> also, if you uninstall its driver, the system wont be able to use it anymore
#581 [02:46] <Thrash3r> But I still want to be able to use its off the charger. That might very well work but I'm looking for a less-instrusive solution, if there is one.
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#584 [02:55] <Kadza> hi guys i need a lot of help
#585 [02:55] <Kadza> a few mins ago, i downloaded minecraft
#586 [02:56] <Phate45> !paind Kadza
#587 [02:56] <Phate45> !paid Kadza
#588 [02:56] <Phate45> Kadza: and it doesn't work?
#589 [02:56] <Kadza> i then went to play the game, and noticed that up in the top left corner, it said Alpha 1.26.something or otrher
#590 [02:56] <Kadza> now i cant play on my usual server
#591 [02:57] <Kadza> !paid Phate45
#592 [02:57] <Kadza> oohhh
#593 [02:57] <Phate45> huhu
#594 [02:57] <Kadza> lol
#595 [02:57] <Phate45> im paying in few days
#596 [02:57] <Kadza> aah
#597 [02:57] <Kadza> but this is annoying me
#598 [02:57] <Kadza> plz help?
#599 [02:58] <Kadza> !played Phate45
#600 [02:58] <Phate45> what exactly is your problem?
#601 [02:58] <Coll> Well the server owner will not be happy about this
#602 [02:58] <Kadza> i cannot play
#603 [02:58] <Kadza> its saying my currently downloaded is version Alpha
#604 [02:59] <Kadza> !help
#605 [02:59] <Kadza> !myip
#606 [03:00] <Kadza> !enable
#607 [03:00] <Kadza> !server
#608 [03:01] <Kadza> well, that didnt help
#609 [03:02] <Kadza> thanks anyway
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#611 [03:02] <|Kiikun|> eee! he's gonna get me!!! *runs from freddy*
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#617 [03:10] <TheLok> i need help seting up these mods SinglePlayerCommands-MC1.7.3v2.10_2,Floodgate,Spawner GUI,Biosphere,Arrows Mod and planes 1.7
#618 [03:10] <TheLok> plz help
#619 [03:10] <TheLok> i have modloader and i delied META-INF
#620 [03:11] <rev-lemon> thelok you can try #risucraft #bukkit
#621 [03:15] <Coll> so I found out
#622 [03:15] <Coll> that if you replace over 300k blocks of stone and cobble into glowstone
#623 [03:15] <Coll> it makes a fps gain
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#625 [03:16] <Coll> but if you turn it into torches it will lag the server half to hell
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#627 [03:19] <Phate45|Working> Coll: torches do smoke
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#631 [03:28] <jordan> can someone help me please
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#634 [03:32] <Calinou> <jordan> can someone help me please - lol
#635 [03:33] <Calinou> he didn't waited 1 minute
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#638 [03:46] <wes109> hello can someone help me with my account
#639 [03:46] <VoxelHead> Look, wes109, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#640 [03:47] <wes109> When I try to connect to MY minecraft server (dedicated) It Fails to log in then crashes. What do I do?
#641 [03:47] <wes109> I can connect to every other server just not mine on my account. It crashes.
#642 [03:48] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> Same computer? Try joining localhost
#643 [03:48] <wes109> okay one sec
#644 [03:49] <wes109> It says connection refused?
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#646 [03:50] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> It's on the same computer you're connecting from right?
#647 [03:50] <wes109> no its dedicated
#648 [03:50] <wes109> brohoster.com
#649 [03:50] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> Oh. Can others join?
#650 [03:51] <wes109> yes theres around 9 people on right now
#651 [03:51] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> What error does it give?
#652 [03:51] <wes109> and my friend whos on the same network as me right next to me can connect. I even tried connecting with his account on my computer and it worked
#653 [03:51] <wes109> it pops up for a mili second then turns black
#654 [03:51] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> Oh, weird. Did you do anything weird with settings for your account on the server?
#655 [03:52] <wes109> not at all
#656 [03:53] <Brian8MEJ0mnt> I have no idea.
#657 [03:55] <Calinou> try force-updating your game
#658 [03:55] <Calinou> do you have any mods or texture packs?
#659 [03:55] <wes109> I did but i deleted them
#660 [03:56] <wes109> I even deleted my minecraft folder then ran the client no mods
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#662 [04:06] <wes109> im guessing no one knows whats wrong?
#663 [04:07] <wes109> Is there a way I can transfer my game licence to a different account?
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#665 [04:18] <DJ> Hello i need a little help.
#666 [04:18] <VoxelHead> Look, DJ, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#668 [04:20] <DJ> Whenever i attempt to run minecraft at first i click log in then its a black screen then the Mojang logo then Black screen then the background of the title menu and then a bluescreen with text but its WAY too fast to read and then it stays at a black screen
#669 [04:21] <DJ> And not one answer?
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#671 [04:27] <DJ> hello?
#672 [04:27] <VoxelHead> Look, DJ, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#673 [04:28] <DJ> 160 people and not one answer.
#674 [04:30] <|Kiikun|> blue screen with text... um that sounds like your computer is crashing...
#675 [04:33] <|Kiikun|> if the comp IS crashing (thus a reboot cycle) you can have it not automaticly restart by changing it in the windows system properties... but BSOD isnt a minecraft problem <.<
#676 [04:33] <|Kiikun|> System> Advanced> Startup/Recovery. and with that i go sleep!
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#682 [05:00] <DJ> Back
#683 [05:00] <DJ> Also when i forgot who said "its your computer blue screening" no its within the minecraft game itself but its for half a second
#684 [05:01] <DJ> Damn Bad grammar much let me rephrase that.
#685 [05:01] <DJ> Whoever said " Your computer is blue screening
#686 [05:02] <DJ> " its the program itself
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#688 [05:03] <acima> HI I still have a problem
#689 [05:04] <acima> when I try to log in it says : you're not premium. But I have bought the game :(
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#692 [05:05] <DJ> not many people seem to be here but i guess i could try to help.
#693 [05:05] <DJ> Is it the correct Username?
#694 [05:06] <acima> yes
#695 [05:07] <TheNoodle> Could someone catch me up on whats going on? :)
#696 [05:08] <acima> when I try to log in it says : you're not premium. But I have bought the game
#697 [05:09] <TheNoodle> Okay,
#698 [05:10] <TheNoodle> I'm assuming this is occuring when you try to log into the client? or is ti when you try to connect to a multiplayer server?
#699 [05:10] <TheNoodle> Also,
#700 [05:10] * TheNoodle points at channel topic
#700 [05:11] <acima> I can't get into the game. I enter my ID and PW, click LOg in and then there is the problem
#701 [05:11] <TheNoodle> One moment.
#702 [05:12] <petern> what's your username?
#703 [05:12] <TheNoodle> Okay, could you visit this link please?
#704 [05:12] <acima> acima
#705 [05:12] <TheNoodle> http://minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=
#706 [05:13] <petern> !paid acima
#707 [05:13] <TheNoodle> fine then
#708 [05:13] <DJ> Whenever i attempt to log on via the program it first does a black screen then mojang logo then the background of the menu and then some blue screen with text on it (it happens within a milisecond cant see anything it says) and then forever a black screen
#709 [05:13] <petern> when did you pay?
#710 [05:13] <TheNoodle> http://minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=acima
#711 [05:13] <TheNoodle> ooh, mc bot.
#712 [05:13] <TheNoodle> !paid the_noodle
#713 [05:13] <TheNoodle> That, is cool.
#714 [05:14] <TheNoodle> Acima: Have you been able to log in before?
#715 [05:14] <acima> no I bought it yesterday
#716 [05:15] <acima> I bought with PayPal
#717 [05:15] <TheNoodle> Could you log into paypal and confirm that the payment is marked as completed please?
#718 [05:15] <acima> yes
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#720 [05:15] <acima> the money is gone
#721 [05:16] <TheNoodle> Let me clarify, could you confirm that the transaction to mojang has been marked as completed? Not just that your account has been debted.
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#723 [05:17] <DJ> Whenever i attempt to log on via the program it first does a black screen then mojang logo then the background of the menu and then some blue screen with text on it (it happens within a milisecond cant see anything it says) and then forever a black screen
#724 [05:18] <Phate45|Working> DJ: To find your errors, download this batch file to anywhere and run it (java must be in PATH, http://www.java.com/en/download/help/path.xml ): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat . To fake your login (offline servers ONLY), add your desired username and "%random%" (no quotes) on the end of the long line. (quoted from #risucraft)
#725 [05:19] <TheNoodle> ...I was gonna say that :P
#726 [05:21] <DJ> when i did the batch it showed me the problem and it showed me the bluescreen with text on it shall i copy it and post or take a picture?
#727 [05:21] <TheNoodle> Copy the error (complete) to http://www.pastebin.com
#728 [05:22] <TheNoodle> (this way we can keep chat a little neater)
#729 [05:22] <DJ> http://pastebin.com/N7bspZVk
#730 [05:23] <DJ> Also it works on my computer minecraft just not my laptop
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#732 [05:23] <Phate45|Working> TheNoodle: are you another local guru (like Justproud2b and Opeth and GreyVulpine)?
#733 [05:23] <acima> So, I talked to my father, and he says that we buy the game again, and if we get two bills we say PayPal that it should only give the money once
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#735 [05:24] <Phate45|Working> acima: this isnt the best place so solve these problems
#736 [05:24] <TheNoodle> Phate: I'm not a local guru, just a java coder.
#737 [05:24] <Phate45|Working> ooh
#738 [05:24] <TheNoodle> Acima: I would not recommend that course of action, bad things happen when you try to screw with paypal/mojang.
#739 [05:25] <acima> which things???
#740 [05:25] <TheNoodle> Your best bet is to take it to minecraft support.
#741 [05:25] <Phate45|Working> had minecraft been written in python, i would rule this place
#742 [05:25] <TheNoodle> As would i :D
#743 [05:25] <Phate45|Working> acima: account-related things
#744 [05:25] <TheNoodle> Paypal disabling things occasionally.
#745 [05:25] <acima> oh :(
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#747 [05:26] <TheNoodle> Acima, could you hang on a moment?
#748 [05:26] <acima> yes
#749 [05:26] <TheNoodle> DJ: don't worry, I'll get to you :)
#750 [05:26] <cornelius> hello
#751 [05:26] <VoxelHead> Look, cornelius, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#752 [05:26] * Phate45|Working watches as local guru goes by divine & conquer
#752 [05:27] <Phate45|Working> divide*
#753 [05:27] <Phate45|Working> man, thats like 10th typo already
#754 [05:27] <TheNoodle> Voxel, it is also normally considered polite to say hi first :P
#755 [05:27] <Phate45|Working> cornelius: hey there, what's your problem?
#756 [05:27] <TheNoodle> Acima: I would suggest going to this address and following the instructions there.
#757 [05:27] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#758 [05:28] <Phate45|Working> Voxel is troll
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#760 [05:29] <cornelius> i had buy the game and wont to download it but i can only play it but the file is not on my pc
#761 [05:29] <TheNoodle> Okay. DJ: I know this may sound odd but but here we go....
#762 [05:30] <TheNoodle> go to start -> run and type %appdata%/.minecraft/
#763 [05:30] <TheNoodle> Then delete options.txt
#764 [05:30] <DJ> Okay
#765 [05:30] <TheNoodle> Cornelius: Could you be more specific? What operating system are you using? (windows xp/windows 7/osx
#766 [05:31] <DJ> TheNoodle, Next?
#767 [05:31] <cornelius> windows 7
#768 [05:31] <Phate45|Working> TheNoodle: hey, dont miss out on linux
#769 [05:31] <TheNoodle> Try reloading minecraft dj :P
#770 [05:31] <acima> oh well thx a lot. if it doesn't work in 5 days I have a real problem what should I do then?
#771 [05:31] <TheNoodle> Phate: I'm not, i'm making assumptions.
#772 [05:31] <Phate45|Working> ok
#773 [05:32] <TheNoodle> Acima, if your problem hasn't been resolved in five days come back here and contact me or anyone else that seems to want to help people
#774 [05:32] <DJ> TheNoodle, It worked!
#775 [05:32] <TheNoodle> We/I can talk you through the process of dealing with paypal.
#776 [05:32] <TheNoodle> DJ: there is a lesson to be learnt here.
#777 [05:33] * TheNoodle decides teaching is better than looking knowledgable
#777 [05:33] <TheNoodle> http://www.google.com.au/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=.BufferOverflowException+minecraft
#778 [05:33] <TheNoodle> Go to the first result.
#779 [05:34] <TheNoodle> Acima: if you wish to attempt to solve this problem now you are welcome to query/pm me and I can give you a hand. That way we can keep the channel free for other users.
#780 [05:34] <DJ> Im guessing the lesson is Searching your problem is easier then waiting hours for a response?
#781 [05:34] <TheNoodle> Yep :)
#782 [05:34] <TheNoodle> Sorry cornelius, kinda forgot about you.
#783 [05:34] <TheNoodle> Please hang on a minute.
#784 [05:34] <cornelius> ok
#785 [05:35] <DJ> TheNoodle, thanks! time to play some minecraft :)
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#787 [05:35] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#788 [05:35] <TheNoodle> Cornelius: Assuming you're logged in to minecraft.net click on this link.
#789 [05:35] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1311672891072
#790 [05:35] * TheNoodle hopes that'll work
#790 [05:35] <acima> well how can I pm you?
#791 [05:36] <TheNoodle> Double click on my name, another window will open, type there.
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#793 [05:37] <cornelius> it doesn´t work
#794 [05:37] <james123> could anyone give me some advice on how to install too many items mod?
#795 [05:38] <TheNoodle> James: I can, but i'll be a minute, anyone else around? :)
#796 [05:38] <james123> just tell me when you could help please .. that would be great
#797 [05:39] <TheNoodle> Okay corn, go to this link and select the first minecraft.exe listed under the windows section.
#798 [05:39] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#799 [05:39] <TheNoodle> Remember to select 'save as' if using internet explorer (not 'run')
#800 [05:40] <TheNoodle> James, could you tell me your minecraft ign?
#801 [05:41] <cornelius> i must surch on a windows site but i dont no what
#802 [05:41] <TheNoodle> Corn, one moment, I'll take a screen shot.
#803 [05:44] <Phate45|Working> TheNoodle: autocomplete makes divinity, people would actually answer given their full nick sometimes
#804 [05:45] <james123> minecraft ign?
#805 [05:45] <Phate45|Working> james123: your nickname which you login at minecraft.net with
#806 [05:46] <james123> why does he need that?
#807 [05:46] <Phate45|Working> also the one you use to start the game
#808 [05:46] <Phate45|Working> how can i know
#809 [05:46] <TheNoodle> Phate: I try not to use full names when I don't want to ping the name
#810 [05:46] <Phate45|Working> He's the local guru
#811 [05:46] <TheNoodle> James, If I can confirm that you do in fact own the game I could simply provide you with a pre matched minecraft.jar
#812 [05:46] <TheNoodle> ...
#813 [05:46] <Phate45|Working> well, what if here would be someone named James?
#814 [05:47] <Phate45|Working> you would ping him instead
#815 [05:47] <TheNoodle> I do check :p
#816 [05:47] <Phate45|Working> ooh
#817 [05:47] <Phate45|Working> ok
#818 [05:47] <Phate45|Working> actually, i'm checking this chat at random, cause i'm working
#819 [05:48] <Phate45|Working> if you need a hand, ping me
#820 [05:48] <TheNoodle> As a point of interest, acima disconnected because his father cannot connect to the internet at this point in time to check that the payment actually went through
#821 [05:48] <TheNoodle> I will :0
#822 [05:48] <TheNoodle> * :)
#823 [05:48] <Phate45|Working> Thank you very much
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#825 [05:48] <TheNoodle> damn mibbit users...
#826 [05:49] <TheNoodle> Also, sick of people that leave in the middle of you helping them. just saying.
#827 [05:51] <Phate45|Working> agree 100%
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#829 [05:51] <cornelius> thenoodle i had download it now but ever when i wont to start the game i must register on minecraft.net
#830 [05:52] <Profighter> hi
#831 [05:52] <TheNoodle> Hi profighter, just ask your question :)
#832 [05:52] <Profighter> i have a minecraft server
#833 [05:52] <Profighter> and
#834 [05:52] <Profighter> i want to make a third world named PVP
#835 [05:52] <TheNoodle> Cornelius, could you be a little bit more clear? so you downloaded minecraft.exe and when you run it asks you to log in (this is normal)
#836 [05:53] <TheNoodle> Profighter: are you using bukkit or just the default minecraft server?
#837 [05:53] <Profighter> bukkit
#838 [05:53] <TheNoodle> One moment.
#839 [05:53] <Profighter> it is a hostet server
#840 [05:53] <Profighter> at nitrado
#841 [05:54] <cornelius> ok thanks
#842 [05:54] <Phate45|Working> !paid cornelius
#843 [05:54] <TheNoodle> Profighter: use this plugin.
#844 [05:54] <TheNoodle> http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/edit-misc-tp-fun-multiverse-v1-7-2-world-management-1000.3707/
#845 [05:54] <TheNoodle> that is of course assuming you have access to the plugin directory.
#846 [05:54] <cornelius> i paid for minecraft
#847 [05:54] <TheNoodle> @phate45|working lol
#848 [05:54] <Phate45|Working> Profighter: You can also try to ask in #bukkit
#849 [05:55] <Phate45|Working> don't lol me
#850 [05:55] <TheNoodle> Cornelius: could you provide the name you use to log into minecraft?
#851 [05:56] <cornelius> why
#852 [05:56] <TheNoodle> So we can confirm that you have bought the game.
#853 [05:56] <Phate45|Working> Don't question the local guru!
#854 [05:56] <TheNoodle> ^ :D
#855 [05:56] <cornelius> jnk1997
#856 [05:56] <Profighter> but how can i create a new world?
#857 [05:56] <Phate45|Working> !paid jnk1997
#858 [05:56] <Phate45|Working> :-)
#859 [05:57] <cornelius> ok i now that the "problems" are normel
#860 [05:58] <Profighter> can i easily create a new folder with the name of the world?
#861 [05:58] <cornelius> thank you for helping
#862 [05:58] <TheNoodle> you should be able to.
#863 [05:59] <TheNoodle> Profighter: do you want me to read up on multiverse?
#864 [05:59] <TheNoodle> Cornelius: can you succesfully log into the client? (minecraft.exe(
#865 [06:02] <cornelius> yes
#866 [06:02] <TheNoodle> So is that your problem solved? :)
#867 [06:02] <cornelius> yes
#868 [06:03] <TheNoodle> Excellent.
#869 [06:03] <cornelius> i can play thats the main thing
#870 [06:03] <TheNoodle> Is there anything else you need help with?
#871 [06:04] <cornelius> good bye and thank you
#872 [06:04] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#873 [06:04] <TheNoodle> Profighter: Still need help?
#874 [06:05] * TheNoodle lurks
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#875 [06:09] <Phate45|Working> where do you lurk?
#876 [06:10] <TheNoodle> #minecraft #minecraftforums #help #minecrafthelp #bukkit #minestatus on esper.
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#878 [06:10] <TheNoodle> Hey opeth.
#879 [06:10] <Opeth> Hello
#880 [06:10] <VoxelHead> Look, Opeth, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#881 [06:10] <TheNoodle> lol voxel.
#882 [06:11] * TheNoodle assumes voxel is slightly automated.
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#883 [06:13] <Opeth> Back to making this damn texture pack.
#884 [06:13] <TheNoodle> ooh, I remember you now.
#885 [06:13] <Opeth> Hm?
#886 [06:13] <TheNoodle> First time making a 64x pack wasn't it?
#887 [06:13] <Opeth> Yes.
#888 [06:13] <Calinou> I also make a 64x pack
#889 [06:13] <Calinou> and I get flamed
#890 [06:14] <TheNoodle> In that case you were the one with the wonderful ores.
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#892 [06:14] <Opeth> No, that is Cali.
#893 [06:14] <Calinou> nope, my ores suck
#894 [06:14] <Calinou> if you look the ore blocks -the crafted ones- they do look cool instead
#895 [06:14] <TheNoodle> Calinou! you were there too!
#896 [06:14] <Calinou> another use for gold = decoration
#897 [06:14] <roquen> hey! can someone help me with MC on MAC?
#898 [06:14] <TheNoodle> We can.
#899 [06:14] <TheNoodle> :0
#900 [06:14] <TheNoodle> \* :)
#901 [06:14] <Calinou> same for lapis, you can make checked floors
#902 [06:15] <Calinou> and I took the same idea than from misa's lapis block
#903 [06:15] <Calinou> but ideas cannot be copyrighted
#904 [06:15] <TheNoodle> Actually...
#905 [06:15] <TheNoodle> Interlectual copyright.
#906 [06:15] <TheNoodle> just saying.
#907 [06:15] <roquen> hmmm, i downloaded yhe zip, and extracted the .app but when i launch it nothing happens
#908 [06:15] <Calinou> !paid roquen
#909 [06:15] <Calinou> oh, ok :)
#910 [06:16] <roquen> hmm
#911 [06:16] <TheNoodle> Cali, opeth shall we talk about texture packs on #minecraft? :P
#912 [06:16] <roquen> ?¿
#913 [06:16] <TheNoodle> Roquen, one moment please.
#914 [06:16] <Opeth> No.
#915 [06:16] <Calinou> I'm not on #minecraft, I don't want to heart attack if notch comes
#916 [06:16] <roquen> ok, thanks
#917 [06:16] <Calinou> I heard he comes from time to time, but rarely
#918 [06:16] <Opeth> roquen - Is this your first time playing?
#919 [06:17] <Opeth> Calinou - #minecraft is a hellhole.
#920 [06:17] <roquen> i played it on windows
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#922 [06:17] <roquen> is my first time on mac
#923 [06:17] <Calinou> and #mcchatter is VERY inactive
#924 [06:17] <Calinou> I say 25 lines, I'm the most active user
#925 [06:17] <Opeth> I don't own a Mac so I'm not sure.
#926 [06:17] <Calinou> I own linux :D
#927 [06:17] <roquen> haha
#928 [06:18] <roquen> cool
#929 [06:18] <TheNoodle> Roquen, could you give me a moment to find a macbook?
#930 [06:18] <roquen> ok
#931 [06:18] <roquen> no problem
#932 [06:19] <TheNoodle> Hang on, did you say you extracted the .app? Shouldn't you just extract the .zip?
#933 [06:20] <roquen> no
#934 [06:20] <roquen> i extracted the zip
#935 [06:20] <roquen> and launched the app
#936 [06:20] <roquen> but nothing happens
#937 [06:20] <TheNoodle> Are you running Lion?
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#940 [06:21] <roquen> if it helps, if i rigth click it, and select show content, and navigate to Contents/resources/Java and launch MinecraftLauncher.jar it runs, so no problem with java
#941 [06:21] <roquen> no, is downloading ;)
#942 [06:21] <roquen> it's
#943 [06:22] <TheNoodle> If it runs by executing minecraftlauncher couldn't you just create some form of shortcut to that jar? I'm not an avid mac user but this should be possible.
#944 [06:22] <roquen> i'm running it in a MacBook Air 13', if that helps
#945 [06:22] <roquen> hmmm
#946 [06:23] <roquen> i don't know how to do that, but i can investigate
#947 [06:25] <TheNoodle> I believe it may be listed under 'make alias', though I'm not entirely sure.
#948 [06:26] <roquen> yeah
#949 [06:27] <roquen> but the problem is the java parameters for minecraft
#950 [06:27] <TheNoodle> True that.
#951 [06:27] <roquen> hmm
#952 [06:28] <roquen> maybe they are the same as linux?
#953 [06:28] <TheNoodle> In linux just create a bash script :P
#954 [06:28] <TheNoodle> No idea if there are bash scripts in osx. (there should be)
#955 [06:30] <roquen> yeah, i'm going to search how to do it
#956 [06:30] <TheNoodle> My apologies, I have to leave for a few hours, if you're haven't resolved your problem by the time I get back you're welcome to query or ping me and I'll give you a hand.
#957 [06:31] <roquen> ok
#958 [06:31] <roquen> thaks for all
#959 [06:31] <Noodle|Away> You're welcome (though I didn't really help much :/ )
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#962 [06:43] <mib_wyptdl> hi i have a question i have a computer that ihave put minecraft on but i don't have an internet connection on it, is there any way to download the piece so i can put it on a pendrive and put it on my other computer
#963 [06:44] <Phate45|Working> mib_wyptdl: are you on windows?
#964 [06:44] <mib_wyptdl> yeh
#965 [06:44] <Phate45|Working> and now you have minecraft on this pc you are on, right?
#966 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> and you want to move it to the oter pc
#967 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> other*
#968 [06:45] <mib_wyptdl> yeh
#969 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> ok
#970 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> do Win+R and type %appdata%
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#972 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> there should be a .minecraft folder
#973 [06:45] <Phate45|Working> copy this over to your pendrive and you are good to go
#974 [06:46] <mib_wyptdl> thankyou
#975 [06:46] <Phate45|Working> You're welcome
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#981 [07:14] <woddo> hey guys i have a problem with minecraft, when i start minecraft coms: Minecraft has crashed...
#982 [07:25] <Phate45|Working> woddo
#983 [07:25] <woddo> yes?
#984 [07:25] <Phate45|Working> use pastebin, and post the link here
#985 [07:25] <Phate45|Working> paste there your error
#986 [07:25] <woddo> ok
#987 [07:26] <woddo> http://pastebin.com/42giCsM0
#988 [07:27] <Phate45|Working> woddo: do you have the latest minecraft?
#989 [07:28] <woddo> i dont knok i think not
#990 [07:28] <Phate45|Working> upgrade
#991 [07:28] <Phate45|Working> Minecraft Beta 1.3_01 is hardly latest
#992 [07:31] <woddo> pleas wait a moment i have a new error message the error message is old
#993 [07:31] <Phate45|Working> ok
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#995 [07:35] <Oryk> Hi !
#996 [07:35] <Phate45|Working> Hello !
#997 [07:35] <VoxelHead> Look, Phate45|Working, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#998 [07:35] <woddo> http://pastebin.com/AzQNfzNr
#999 [07:35] <woddo> so here^
#1000 [07:35] <Phate45|Working> Vox go away
#1001 [07:36] <Phate45|Working> woddo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btYfWkTS9aE try this
#1002 [07:36] <woddo> ok
#1003 [07:37] <Oryk> I've payed Minecraft with credit card yesterday but i'm still not premium. Is it normal ?
#1004 [07:39] <Phate45|Working> Try waiting a day or two more and/or http://www.minecraft.net/support/
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#1010 [07:48] <shmoo> Hallo
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#1012 [07:54] <mib_9n7lyi> wont go past update done
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#1015 [07:55] <Morrolan> mib_9n7lyi: Windows?
#1016 [07:55] <mib_9n7lyi> cannot get on game\
#1017 [07:56] <mib_9n7lyi> xp
#1018 [07:56] <Morrolan> ??> mib_9n7lyi win/reinst
#1019 [07:56] <VoxelHead> mib_9n7lyi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1020 [07:56] <VoxelHead> mib_9n7lyi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1021 [07:56] <Morrolan> Follow these instructions please, mib_9n7lyi.
#1022 [07:56] <Morrolan> If it didn't work we'll look further.
#1023 [07:56] <mib_9n7lyi> ok ty
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#1025 [07:58] <z28wanted> was wondering if anyone could help with installing minecraft on windows vista
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#1027 [08:08] <[L]> Uh
#1028 [08:08] <[L]> What
#1029 [08:11] <Morrolan> I guess you scared him off, [L] :p
#1030 [08:11] <[L]> Awesome
#1031 [08:12] <Morrolan> Less work, surely not gonna complain, eh? :D
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#1034 [08:20] <[L]> ... We're not paying you, i should stop scaring them.
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#1040 [08:48] <MineHelp> some 1 here can help me with JVM Prob?
#1041 [08:49] <MineHelp> somebody?=
#1042 [08:49] <MineHelp> -.-
#1043 [08:50] <tyteen4a03> too late :{
#1044 [08:50] <tyteen4a03> :P
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#1046 [08:58] <Morrolan> tyteen4a03: Well, if they leave within a minute of asking their question it surely is not our fault. ,)
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#1048 [08:59] <Sinistrahd> patience is a required system spec for getting help in irc
#1049 [09:00] <MrDaniel> Hi all i have a question xD
#1050 [09:00] <Sinistrahd> and that question would be?
#1051 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> (most everyone who comes in here does have one you know ;)
#1052 [09:01] <MrDaniel> what does white-listed mean on sercer
#1053 [09:01] <MrDaniel> i was bring " patience" mate :P
#1054 [09:01] <MrDaniel> *servers
#1055 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> whitelisted means someone who can come on the server if you have it set up to only allow whitelisted IPs/users
#1056 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> good for preventing baddies from coming and ruining your world
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#1058 [09:02] <MrDaniel> yea i though i was right thanks so much for the quickest help iv had on IRC :p
#1059 [09:02] <MrDaniel> Yea jst a server im trying to join they are saying i dont have to be added and i do :P
#1060 [09:04] <Sinistrahd> achievement get! (grateful irc help user)
#1061 [09:04] <Sinistrahd> :P
#1062 [09:04] <MrDaniel> \o/
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#1068 [09:23] <N00ter> Morning?
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#1070 [09:24] <N00ter> Having a launch problem with a huge Java error code...
#1071 [09:27] <Morrolan> Paste it on...
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#1073 [09:31] <slidecore> tach zusamme
#1074 [09:33] <Morrolan> ...
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#1076 [09:33] <mib_4jjg54> tach
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#1078 [09:33] <hitmanuvs> :(
#1079 [09:34] <mib_4jjg54> habe ein problem
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#1081 [09:35] <hitmanuvs> why is it when i log into minecraft i get nothing but a blue world and i keep falling and then it logs me out of any onlne servers.
#1082 [09:35] <mib_4jjg54> help have a problem
#1083 [09:35] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_4jjg54, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1084 [09:36] <Morrolan> hitmanuvs: It could be either the server or your PC not having a fast enough internet connection.
#1085 [09:36] <Morrolan> hitmanuvs: Or some security software/router blocking it.
#1086 [09:36] <mib_4jjg54> I purchased 2 times and got no minecraft second code and give code
#1087 [09:36] <hitmanuvs> i been playing on the server for lke 3 weeks n ow no problem till today.
#1088 [09:37] <Morrolan> hitmanuvs: Hmm, could be that something changed somewhere. :/
#1089 [09:37] <Morrolan> hitmanuvs: Could you try a dfiferent server?
#1090 [09:37] <Morrolan> different*
#1091 [09:37] <Morrolan> mib_4jjg54: Did your credit card / PayPal account get charged the money?
#1092 [09:37] <mib_4jjg54> with paypal
#1093 [09:38] <hitmanuvs> i tried i tried 3 diff servers and all of them are the same
#1094 [09:38] <hitmanuvs> i even tried deleting minecraft then re nstalling it too
#1095 [09:39] <hitmanuvs> do i need a new bin folder maybe?
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#1097 [09:41] <hitmanuvs> well i guess no one can help here so imma go is there a way i can contact the makers of minecraft personally
#1098 [09:41] <mib_4jjg54> Am desperate because my account of the bank twice charged 14.95€
#1099 [09:41] <hitmanuvs> i think mib just wants a free account.
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#1102 [09:43] <madalynn> im trying to download the game onto a new computer but i already have an account how do i do it
#1103 [09:43] <Morrolan> !client
#1104 [09:44] <Morrolan> Just download the client again and log in with your existing account, madalynn
#1105 [09:44] <Morrolan> mib_4jjg54: And you made sure that it's not listed under giftcodes in your profile?
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#1108 [09:44] <Morrolan> hitmanvus...
#1109 [09:45] <mib_4jjg54> I really did not just get the purchase order confirmations and saw on my bank statement from the bank was debited twice
#1110 [09:47] <Morrolan> Ok. When was this, mib_4jjg54?
#1111 [09:47] <JackRawrMeow> >.< so i just updated minecraft since ive been without internet for a while. i can get into the login screen fine. and starts loading in to game from login, to the mojang into the brown backround before it blips into pitch black, ive deleted the files and just redownload it. but it doesn't really change anything. am i missing a java or something else?
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#1113 [09:47] <Morrolan> JackRawrMeow: So you've deleted the bin and resources folder?
#1114 [09:47] <Morrolan> Or just the launcher?
#1115 [09:47] <JackRawrMeow> the entire resource folder
#1116 [09:48] <mib_4jjg54> It was on 12/07/2011
#1117 [09:48] <madalynn> when i login it says login failed and then i go play offline but it says i havent downloaded that yet
#1118 [09:48] <Morrolan> JackRawrMeow: Try to delete the bin folder too.
#1119 [09:48] <Morrolan> madalynn: Ok, first of, what is your Minecraft username?
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#1121 [09:49] <JackRawrMeow> JackInsomnia
#1122 [09:49] <madalynn> hareesh23
#1123 [09:49] <Morrolan> mib_4jjg54: In this case go to www.minecraft.net/support ->account -> premium -> i bought a premium acc... and fill out the formular there.
#1124 [09:50] <Morrolan> JackRawrMeow: Wasn't talking to you, try to delete the bin folder too for now.
#1125 [09:50] <Morrolan> !paid hareesh23
#1126 [09:50] <Morrolan> Ok then, madalynn. Is the system time & date correct on that PC?
#1127 [09:50] <madalynn> yup
#1128 [09:51] <Morrolan> Ok. Is it on Windows? And, if yes, does the WINDOWS username happen to end with a '!' ?
#1129 [09:51] <madalynn> its on windows and what username
#1130 [09:52] <Morrolan> The username of the windows account you use.
#1131 [09:53] <madalynn> idk what a windows accout is my mom did all that stuff
#1132 [09:54] <Morrolan> Well, when you start up the PC, after a while you see a screen, where you have to select as which user you want to login.
#1133 [09:54] <JackRawrMeow> alright i found a bin folder, thats with in a java > jre6 does that sound right?
#1134 [09:54] <Morrolan> JackRawrMeow: Uh, no, the one in Minecraft I meant.
#1135 [09:54] <Morrolan> %appdata%\.minecraft
#1136 [09:56] <madalynn> it auto logs in and no i dont think theres an "!"
#1137 [09:56] <Morrolan> Ok. In this case, can you connect to https://login.minecraft.net in your browser?
#1138 [09:56] <Morrolan> (If it shows a 'bad login' then it worked)
#1139 [09:57] <mib_4jjg54> what comes out at Transaction / Receipt ID *?
#1140 [09:57] <Morrolan> mib_4jjg54: The PayPal / Credit card transaction ID.
#1141 [09:58] <madalynn> yup
#1142 [09:58] <madalynn> it shows a bad login
#1143 [09:58] <Morrolan> madalynn: Hmm, ok.
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#1145 [09:58] <Morrolan> madalynn: What is the exact error you get btw?
#1146 [09:58] <Morrolan> (When trying to log in to the launcher)
#1147 [09:59] <mib_4jjg54> Thx Morrolan
#1148 [09:59] <mib_3qz2b2> Hi there would someone pls tell me how to load the game on another pc .Thanx
#1149 [09:59] <Morrolan> mib_4jjg54: Sure thing.
#1150 [09:59] <Morrolan> mib_3qz2b2: Just download it again from www.minecraft.net/downnload.jsp
#1151 [09:59] <Morrolan> mib_3qz2b2: Then login using your existing username and passwod.
#1152 [09:59] <Morrolan> mib_3qz2b2: Just download it again from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1153 [10:00] <Morrolan> (sorry, wrong URL at first)
#1154 [10:00] <mib_3qz2b2> Thanx a mill.
#1155 [10:00] <Morrolan> Sure thing.
#1156 [10:02] <madalynn> when i do that it says login failed and i cant play offline because it says i havent downloaded it yet
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#1158 [10:03] <Morrolan> But does it say 'login failed: bad login' or 'login failed: can't connect to minecraft.net' ?
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#1160 [10:04] <madalynn> login failed
#1161 [10:04] <Morrolan> Nothing else?
#1162 [10:04] <Morrolan> Below the 'login failed' ?
#1163 [10:04] <madalynn> nope
#1164 [10:05] <Morrolan> Ok. Are you 100% sure that the username and password is correct?
#1165 [10:05] <madalynn> yup pretty sure
#1166 [10:06] <Morrolan> Could you, just to be sure, reset your password using http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp ?
#1167 [10:07] <Morrolan> ...
#1168 [10:07] <Morrolan> I guess not.
#1169 [10:07] <Morrolan> Time for some Borderlands then :D
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#1176 [10:23] <WasherCookie> somebody can help me ? :3
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#1179 [10:25] <goldman17> hey ,it keeps saying simualting game for a bit then it closes cna u guys help ?
#1180 [10:27] <goldman17> anyone here?
#1181 [10:27] <thefury58> me too i've got a problem :s when im playing online at Minecraft the message "Internal exception java.net.socketexception connection reset" is ir... somebody can help me ?
#1182 [10:27] <goldman17> have u tryed just downloading java off there website?
#1183 [10:28] <thefury58> wait a second please im french so im traducing ^^'
#1184 [10:29] <goldman17> oh sorry lol
#1185 [10:30] <goldman17> washer u there?
#1186 [10:30] <WasherCookie> yeah
#1187 [10:30] <thefury58> thanks for your answer ^^ and im trying
#1188 [10:30] <goldman17> washer could u help me or u dont know ?
#1189 [10:31] <WasherCookie> i don't know .-.
#1190 [10:31] <goldman17> oh do u have a problem u need help with ?
#1191 [10:31] <WasherCookie> yeah, my computer freezes when a play minecraft D:
#1192 [10:31] <WasherCookie> more in .exe version, but in broser too. (sometimes)
#1193 [10:32] <WasherCookie> in browser, i can't install mods, so is annoying .-.
#1194 [10:32] <goldman17> that was happening to me and then it wouldnt even let me play at all
#1195 [10:33] <WasherCookie> it's weird, cause peoples with worst computers can play normally, and i can't :/
#1196 [10:34] <WasherCookie> this happens cines 1.3, i think :3
#1197 [10:34] <WasherCookie> since*
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#1201 [10:43] <LoxyRox> Hello! :)
#1202 [10:44] <LoxyRox> Hello..?
#1203 [10:44] <LoxyRox> Anyone there?
#1204 [10:46] <LoxyRox> Has anyone heard of the problem: Java Platform SE Binary not Responding?
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#1207 [10:49] <LoxyRox> Can anyone answer???
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#1209 [10:50] <LoxyRox> PLEASE! Answer! :(
#1210 [10:50] <goldman17> no sorry
#1211 [10:50] <LoxyRox> Ok :(
#1212 [10:50] <LoxyRox> Because it always comes up! It's really annoying...
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#1214 [10:59] <WasherCookie> :/
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#1221 [11:11] <pikmin2009> I need help with running my Minecraft.
#1222 [11:11] <GreyVulpine> Could you be more specific?
#1223 [11:12] <pikmin2009> When I sign in and it updates, it just closes!
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#1225 [11:12] <GreyVulpine> Does it give you any error reports? Any files named hs_err_pid?
#1226 [11:12] <pikmin2009> No, the program just closes.
#1227 [11:13] <pikmin2009> Oh wait, yeah!
#1228 [11:13] <figaro> I purchased the game about 24 hours ago, but haven't received a confirmation email. When purchasing it kept telling me "credit/debit card disabled try again in 2 hours" but then it directed me to a page saying "purchase complete". What should I do?
#1229 [11:13] <pikmin2009> hs_err_pid!
#1230 [11:13] <GreyVulpine> Could you please copy the entirety of the error log, paste it to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it pikmin2009
#1231 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> figaro - Try a different payment method/service.
#1232 [11:14] <figaro> What are the chances that it'll charge both?
#1233 [11:14] <GreyVulpine> You can always dispute the charge on your end if you're charged twice
#1234 [11:15] <figaro> Thanks!
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#1237 [11:16] <Tokyo2314> hello
#1238 [11:16] <VoxelHead> Look, Tokyo2314, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1239 [11:17] <pikmin2009> http://pastebin.com/GRTFT6fP
#1240 [11:17] <Tokyo2314> i got minecraft yesterday and it wont finish loading'
#1241 [11:17] <Tokyo2314> i keep exiting and going back in but it dosent help
#1242 [11:18] <pikmin2009> Happened to me earlier. I reinstalled Minecraft. But, then I got another bug.
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#1244 [11:19] <Tokyo2314> so should i un install and reinstall
#1245 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> Tokyo2314 - Yes, what operating system are you on?
#1246 [11:20] <Tokyo2314> my netbook
#1247 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> pikmin2009 - Could you update your video drivers from:
#1248 [11:20] <pikmin2009> Me too!
#1249 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> ??> pikmin2009 gpu/intel
#1250 [11:20] <VoxelHead> pikmin2009: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#1251 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> Use the intel driver update utility there, pikmin2009, you're looking for video/graphics drivers
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#1253 [11:20] <Tokyo2314> ill have to ask my dad about that he has the computer smarts
#1254 [11:22] <Tokyo2314> thanks for the help
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#1258 [11:25] <MightyWanderer> I have a question
#1259 [11:25] <lol> ok when i play on multiplayer i have amazing connection says my computer but when i type imn a sentence in multiplayer it comes up 4 mins later
#1260 [11:25] <Morrolan> lol: Does it happen on any server or only on a certain one?
#1261 [11:25] <Morrolan> MightyWanderer: Shoot.
#1262 [11:25] <lol> any server now
#1263 [11:26] <lol> it wasnt like tht before but now it is
#1264 [11:26] <MightyWanderer> If my account has premium, but my little brother's doesn't, can he still play? Or does he have to have premium too?
#1265 [11:26] <Morrolan> MightyWanderer: He will be able to play with your account. However, you will not be able to play multiplayer both at the same time.
#1266 [11:26] <Morrolan> MightyWanderer: If you'd like to play multiplayer together he will have to have a premium account as well.
#1267 [11:27] <Morrolan> Singleplayer works fine though.
#1268 [11:27] <lol> well what about my problem?
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#1270 [11:27] <MightyWanderer> Okay. Thanks
#1271 [11:27] <Noodle|Away> Morrolan, want me to talk to lol?
#1272 [11:27] <MightyWanderer> But can he play the updated version?
#1273 [11:27] <lol> yes
#1274 [11:27] <Noodle|Away> @lol, you must get pinged often.
#1275 [11:27] <lol> how do yo get pined?
#1276 [11:27] <Morrolan> lol: Sounds as if something is either limiting your badnwith or eating it up, lol.
#1277 [11:27] <lol> pinged
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#1279 [11:27] <Noodle|Away> Don't worry.
#1280 [11:27] <Morrolan> MightyWanderer: Yes he can.
#1281 [11:27] <TheNytangel> !check 65.19.250.8
#1282 [11:27] <Morrolan> lol: Anyone else downloading from your connection?
#1283 [11:27] <MightyWanderer> Okay. Thanks a lot
#1284 [11:28] <MightyWanderer> ;)
#1285 [11:28] <Morrolan> Suret thing, MightyWanderer. :)
#1286 [11:28] <lol> how do i get pinged
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#1288 [11:28] <Morrolan> Noodle|Away: Uh, 'get pinged often' ?
#1289 [11:28] <lol> yes how do i get pinged
#1290 [11:28] <Morrolan> Some sort of funny I don't get?
#1291 [11:28] <pikmin2009> It says to download Win7, did I do it right?
#1292 [11:28] <Noodle|Away> Some/most irc clients allow you to recieve a sound notification when your nick is mentioned in chat.
#1293 [11:29] <lol> well how do i get pinged!!!!
#1294 [11:29] <Morrolan> Noodle|Away: Uh, yea, he's talking about Minecraft though :D
#1295 [11:29] <Noodle|Away> lol, don't worry, it has nothing to do with your problem.
#1296 [11:29] * GreyVulpine pings lol
#1296 [11:29] <lol> ok thwn how to i fix it????
#1297 [11:29] <Morrolan> Now I'm confused. :S
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#1299 [11:30] <Morrolan> lol: Uh, anyway, as I said, either your ISP would have limited your bandwith for some reason, or someone is downloading something through your connection.
#1300 [11:30] <Morrolan> (downloading, watching movies, whatever)
#1301 [11:30] <lol> grey hows my ping?
#1302 [11:30] <pikmin2009> Dude I'm still here, and I still have that problem
#1303 [11:31] <lol> grey u pinged me... what are my results
#1304 [11:32] <Noodle|Away> Pikmin2009: Could you please briefly reask your question? (I wasn't here) lol: Could you please go to start -> run and type cmd.
#1305 [11:32] <Morrolan> pikmin2009: [17:20] <@VoxelHead> pikmin2009: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#1306 [11:32] <Morrolan> [17:20] <@GreyVulpine> Use the intel driver update utility there, pikmin2009, you're looking for video/graphics drivers
#1307 [11:32] <Morrolan> Did what GreyVulpine told you to do, pikmin2009?
#1308 [11:32] <lol> how do i got to start?
#1309 [11:33] <pikmin2009> Yeah, I did it and it told me to download Win7.
#1310 [11:33] <monk> omg
#1311 [11:33] <Noodle|Away> lol: are you using windows xp/windows 7/osx/linux?
#1312 [11:33] <lol> windows im using windows
#1313 [11:33] <Noodle|Away> In that case start is the start button, typically found in the bottom left corner of your screen.
#1314 [11:34] <lol> ok
#1315 [11:34] <Noodle|Away> In windows xp it is labeled start. In windows 7 it is normally a blue orb.
#1316 [11:34] <lol> i knoww what do i do now
#1317 [11:34] <Morrolan> pikmin2009: Uh, are you sure it didn't say that you had to download a _driver_ for windows 7?
#1318 [11:35] <Noodle|Away> You should see an option labeled 'run' click that. A small box should come up, let me know when you get that far.
#1319 [11:35] <lol> ok ok im there
#1320 [11:35] <Noodle|Away> now type 'cmd' (without quotes) and press enter.
#1321 [11:35] <Noodle|Away> I shall return in a moment.
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#1323 [11:36] <pikmin2009> Yeah, a Graphics Driver.
#1324 [11:36] <m0nk> i can help you ping
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#1326 [11:36] <lol> now what do i do noodle
#1327 [11:36] <Morrolan> pikmin2009: Well, download it and install it then.
#1328 [11:36] <lol> noodle what do i do
#1329 [11:36] <m0nk> lol: type ping localhost inthere
#1330 [11:36] <Morrolan> m0nk: You serious
#1331 [11:36] <Morrolan> ?*
#1332 [11:36] <Morrolan> Why would you want to ping yourself. -.-
#1333 [11:36] <m0nk> didnt he try to ping himself
#1334 [11:37] <lol> monk what do u mean?
#1335 [11:37] <Noodle|Away> M0nkA: if you do not have something constructive to add please don't talk.
#1336 [11:37] <m0nk> [17:28:42] <lol> well how do i get pinged!!!!
#1337 [11:37] <lol> noodle a black box appeared what do i do now?
#1338 [11:37] <Morrolan> Yea, lol messed things up a bit, m0nk. ^^
#1339 [11:37] <Morrolan> Anyway, I can't follow Noodle|Away and lol anyway atm, so I just watch :D
#1340 [11:38] <Noodle|Away> lol: type this command: 'ping -n 20 [the minecraft server you were trying to connect to]' (wihtout quotes)
#1341 [11:39] <Morrolan> for example: "ping -n 20 smp-shadow-craft.net"
#1342 [11:39] <Morrolan> smp.shadow-craft.net *
#1343 [11:39] <lol> noodel do i put spaces?
#1344 [11:39] <m0nk> i tried that with me. i needed to add ip. wtf?
#1345 [11:39] <Noodle|Away> lol: could you tell us the server you are trying to connect to?
#1346 [11:40] <lol> ok sure 1 sec
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#1348 [11:41] <lol> the serve i was trying to get into was kladkatt. se:25565.228
#1349 [11:42] <Morrolan> uh
#1350 [11:42] <Morrolan> you sure about the 228 at the end?
#1351 [11:42] <lol> yess
#1352 [11:42] <lol> im positive
#1353 [11:42] <Morrolan> ok
#1354 [11:42] <lol> but im not sure if there is spaces
#1355 [11:42] <lol> ok what do i do now
#1356 [11:43] <Morrolan> There are no spaces.
#1357 [11:43] <Morrolan> Anyway, the server works fine for me.
#1358 [11:43] <lol> ok
#1359 [11:43] <lol> i know the serve is fast
#1360 [11:43] <lol> very fast
#1361 [11:43] <WasherCookie> someone knows how to fix the computer freezes when minecraft is running ? :3
#1362 [11:43] <lol> but when i speak away from my set home sometimes it laggs to death
#1363 [11:43] <lol> so i cant speak without it coming 20 mins later
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#1365 [11:44] <lol> thenoodel what do i so now?
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#1367 [11:44] <TheNoodle> Woo, now I actually have my name back.
#1368 [11:44] <pikmin2009> Now Minecraft won't start!
#1369 [11:45] <TheNoodle> Sorry lol, one moment while I read chat.
#1370 [11:45] <lol> i mean what do i do now
#1371 [11:45] <TheNoodle> ...and attempt to make sense of it.,
#1372 [11:45] <leaper> Do someone know how to do when your screen turned black and cant play?
#1373 [11:45] <pikmin2009> Nevermind.
#1374 [11:45] <TheNytangel> Who thinks I should buy 8 GB of ram to run my server? :D
#1375 [11:46] <TheNoodle> lol: have you attempted to ping the server you are attempting to connect to?
#1376 [11:46] <TheNoodle> TheNytangel: Aggression PvP runs on 15 :P
#1377 [11:46] <TheNytangel> Yeah, but mine currently runs on 1 -_-
#1378 [11:46] <lol> no i dont know how to test ping
#1379 [11:46] <TheNytangel> So then I can make it 4 or 5 GB for the server :)
#1380 [11:46] <lol> :/
#1381 [11:46] <leaper> Do someone know how to do when your screen turned black and cant play?
#1382 [11:47] <TheNoodle> lol: type ping -n 20 [server address]
#1383 [11:47] <TheNoodle> remember?
#1384 [11:47] <TheNoodle> Leaper: do you have any client side modifications?
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#1386 [11:47] <TheNoodle> TheNytangel: do it :D
#1387 [11:47] <lol> it said couldnt find the host
#1388 [11:48] <TheNytangel> I mean, I either buy 8GB of ram for 65.99 or 512GB for 919.99
#1389 [11:48] <TheNytangel> Soooo
#1390 [11:48] <leaper> tryed too install a mod and deleted the META-INF file and now it dont work!
#1391 [11:48] <TheNoodle> lol: so in your case it would be ping -n 20 kladkatt.se:25565.228
#1392 [11:48] <lol> yes
#1393 [11:48] <lol> it did the same thing
#1394 [11:48] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, http://support.crucial.com/store/mpartspecs.aspx?mtbpoid=9C36FCA4A5CA7304
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#1396 [11:49] <TheNoodle> lol: If it can't find the host then one of two things have happened. 1) you typed the address incorrectly, 2) The server is down 3) (cos I can) ping does not support ipv6.
#1397 [11:49] <mib_1mnn1v> i download the game as usual and the game starts loading but then it turns black and an error screen pops up for a few mili seconds then nothing
#1398 [11:49] <TheNoodle> lol: fine then.
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#1400 [11:50] <TheNoodle> mib_1mnn1v: Have you installed any client side modifications? Even if you deleted and redownloaded minecraft.exe
#1401 [11:51] <mib_1mnn1v> i only got 2 texture packs
#1402 [11:51] <TheNoodle> Are those texture packs 16x16 or are they something like 32x32?
#1403 [11:52] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, that wouldn't do anything
#1404 [11:52] <TheNytangel> ??> TheNoodle win/reinst
#1405 [11:52] <VoxelHead> TheNoodle: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1406 [11:52] <VoxelHead> TheNoodle: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1407 [11:52] <pikmin2009> Thanks! MC is working!
#1408 [11:52] <mib_1mnn1v> k thanks
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#1410 [11:55] <TheNoodle> Thenytangel: something just twigged, you linked me to a page for a laptop.
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#1412 [11:55] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, yes
#1413 [11:55] <TheNytangel> :P
#1414 [11:55] <TheNoodle> So you're running your minecraft server from a laptop? What are you doing on that server that requires 8gb of ram? :P
#1415 [11:56] <Sinistrahd> goodness
#1416 [11:56] <Sinistrahd> 8 gigs of ram in laptops these days?
#1417 [11:56] <Sinistrahd> My desktop and its 2 gigs feels absolutely pathetic now
#1418 [11:57] <TheNytangel> My desktop has 4GB
#1419 [11:57] <TheNytangel> But that's ok, all I do is play games on it :P
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#1422 [11:58] <TheNytangel> And TheNoodle.. everything..
#1423 [11:58] <mib_uxrx6b> um
#1424 [11:58] <mib_uxrx6b> help?
#1425 [11:58] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_uxrx6b ask
#1426 [11:58] <VoxelHead> mib_uxrx6b: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1427 [11:58] <VoxelHead> mib_uxrx6b: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1428 [11:58] <Michl3545> i have 767 MB of ram, woot
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#1430 [11:58] <mib_uxrx6b> downloaded a mod, minecraft not working :U
#1431 [11:58] <mib_uxrx6b> wont load.
#1432 [11:58] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_uxrx6b win/reinst
#1433 [11:58] <VoxelHead> mib_uxrx6b: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1434 [11:58] <VoxelHead> mib_uxrx6b: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1435 [11:59] <mib_uxrx6b> o i just deleted the bin
#1436 [12:00] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, I would be able to have more than 2 players on it without it lagging :)
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#1439 [12:01] <pickaxe915> I can't get past the "bad card read can't find accelerated opengl" error.
#1440 [12:01] <mib_uxrx6b> its working.
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#1442 [12:02] <TheNoodle> Thenytangel: That may be so, but the players you can support with 8gb of ram will probably be bottlenecked by your connection.
#1443 [12:02] <Sinistrahd> one mibbiter is helped, 2 take his/her place...
#1444 [12:02] <Sinistrahd> :P
#1445 [12:02] <pickaxe915> I'm running Windows 7, updated my drivers through the nvidia website, and have the nvidia chip (I think) installed
#1446 [12:02] <mib_uxrx6b> i wanted the mod toomanyitems was it cause it was an out of date version?
#1447 [12:02] <mib_x15bka> I bought my game last night but he still has not arrived. What can I do?
#1448 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Sinistrahd - Welcome to #minecrafthelp.. heh.
#1449 [12:03] <Sinistrahd> mib_uxrx6b possibly, always grab the latest version from the minecraft forums and follow directions verbatim for mods
#1450 [12:03] <helpme> I am trying to run it - it says it's done downloading but it just gets stuck toward the end of the green line filling and doesn't do anything
#1451 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> helpme win/reinst
#1452 [12:03] <VoxelHead> helpme: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1453 [12:03] <VoxelHead> helpme: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1454 [12:04] <mib_uxrx6b> i wanted the toomanyitems mod and that was the problem. was it cause it was outdated?
#1455 [12:04] <mib_x15bka> I bought my game last night but he still has not arrived. What can I do?
#1456 [12:04] <Sinistrahd> mib_x15bka do you mean the confirmation email?
#1457 [12:05] <Sinistrahd> mib_x15bka they don't send you the game, you have to download it from the site
#1458 [12:05] <pickaxe915> I need help installing. I've been trying for 2.5 hours! :/
#1459 [12:05] <mib_x15bka> I have not received the confirmation email.
#1460 [12:05] <Sinistrahd> mib_x15bka have you confirmed the transaction actually took place with your credit card or paypal?
#1461 [12:06] <mib_x15bka> When I go to download and go to play it appears that I am not "Premium"
#1462 [12:06] * TheNoodle sits down at keyboard ...oh lawdy.
#1462 [12:06] <mib_x15bka> yes
#1463 [12:06] <mib_uxrx6b> dose it matter if mods/texture packs are up to date?
#1464 [12:07] <mib_x15bka> Please help me
#1465 [12:07] <mib_x15bka> :/
#1466 [12:07] <Sinistrahd> mib_x15bka ok and can you log into the minecraft.net site with your username/pass?
#1467 [12:07] <TheNoodle> Mib_uxrx6b: Yes it does.
#1468 [12:07] <mib_x15bka> yes
#1469 [12:07] <mib_x15bka> yes
#1470 [12:07] <mib_uxrx6b> where can i find the toomanyitems mod thats up to date?
#1471 [12:08] <pickaxe915> Just want some help installing...
#1472 [12:08] <mib_uxrx6b> just play in the browser?
#1473 [12:09] <TheNoodle> mib_uxrx6b: could you hold on for one moment please?
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#1475 [12:09] <mib_uxrx6b> ok
#1476 [12:09] <logalian> hello can i know where to find my minecraft.jar folder
#1477 [12:09] <VoxelHead> Look, logalian, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1478 [12:09] <helpme> got it, thanks a lot VoxelHead, it worked!
#1479 [12:09] <Sinistrahd> mib_x15bka so the only thing telling you you're not premium is within the game then, and you have not received an email confirmation... did you type in your email correctly? (you can check it on your profile page and change it there)
#1480 [12:10] <Sinistrahd> oh wait no that's just the password you can change...
#1481 [12:10] <TheNoodle> mib_uxrx6b: This is the minecraftforums post for TooManyItems, you can download the current version from the first post in that thread. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/140684-173-toomanyitems-in-game-invedit-july-1/
#1482 [12:10] <logalian> where do i find my minecraft.jar folder
#1483 [12:10] <Sinistrahd> I'd check your spam folder as well just in case
#1484 [12:10] <Sinistrahd> logalian what OS do you use?
#1485 [12:10] <logalian> whats that
#1486 [12:10] <Sinistrahd> do you use a mac, windows pc, or linux?
#1487 [12:11] <logalian> oh, windows xp
#1488 [12:11] <Michl3545> %appdata%\.minecraft\bin\
#1489 [12:11] <mib_x15bka> help me
#1490 [12:11] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_x15bka, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1491 [12:11] <mib_x15bka> please
#1492 [12:11] <mib_uxrx6b> ok i copied the stuff for the mod do i place it in the META-INF file in winrar?
#1493 [12:11] <TheNoodle> mib_x15bka: Would you like me to help you via pm?
#1494 [12:12] <logalian> how do i find the folder for minecraft
#1495 [12:12] <mib_x15bka> I put my card and did everything else is not yet the game itself. For more than 12 hours I did that. Help me, I'm from Brazil
#1496 [12:12] <Sinistrahd> logalian: %appdata%\.minecraft\bin\
#1497 [12:12] <TheNoodle> mib_uxrx6b: You should probably reread the thread I linked you, you need to delete META-INF.
#1498 [12:12] <pickaxe915> Asking again...I purchased the game this morning, and am geetting the "bad card read" error with "cannot find accelerated opengl". I updated my card through the nvidia website, to no avail.Any suggestions?
#1499 [12:12] <mib_uxrx6b> ok
#1500 [12:12] <logalian> how do i get to that
#1501 [12:12] <mib_x15bka> I put my card and did everything else is not yet the game itself. For more than 12 hours I did that. Help me, I'm from Brazil :/
#1502 [12:13] <Sinistrahd> logalian: hold you windows key and tap "r"
#1503 [12:13] <logalian> k
#1504 [12:13] <Sinistrahd> then copy and paste it into the dialogue box that comes up
#1505 [12:13] <TheNoodle> Logalian there should be a windows key between ctrl and alt on your keyboard, hold that button and press the 'r' key on your keyboard/.
#1506 [12:13] <TheNoodle> I think I need to bring my own bot in here :/
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#1508 [12:14] <mib_x15bka> Help me
#1509 [12:14] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_x15bka, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1510 [12:14] <mib_x15bka> I put my card and did everything else is not yet the game itself. For more than 12 hours I did that. Help me, I'm from Brazil
#1511 [12:14] <mib_x15bka> I put my card and did everything else is not yet the game itself. For more than 12 hours I did that. Help me, I'm from Brazil
#1512 [12:14] <Sinistrahd> we're trying mib_x15bka
#1513 [12:14] <Sinistrahd> what method did you use for payment?
#1514 [12:14] <mib_x15bka> Thank you very much
#1515 [12:14] <Sinistrahd> some of the payment methods can take a while to process
#1516 [12:15] <mib_x15bka> credit card
#1517 [12:15] <TheNoodle> Anyone else need help? (apart form mib_x15bka)
#1518 [12:15] <mib_x15bka> Master Card
#1519 [12:15] <Sinistrahd> that shouldn't take very long though
#1520 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Did you receive any emails confirming payment?
#1521 [12:15] <Sinistrahd> TheNoodle is there a quick faq for people whose confirmation email never arrived?
#1522 [12:16] <Sinistrahd> he did not
#1523 [12:16] <mib_x15bka> no
#1524 [12:16] <Sinistrahd> but his card was charged
#1525 [12:16] <mib_x15bka> yes
#1526 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Could you please either call up your mastercard, or check the balance online, and see if payment was made to "Mojang AB"?
#1527 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure?
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#1529 [12:17] <Sinistrahd> and you payed through the link directly on ?www.minecraft.net" right?
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#1531 [12:17] <TheNoodle> Sinistrahd: The only faq I am aware of would be via the mojang support page.
#1532 [12:17] <pickaxe915> I need help. I've asked twice. Am I hidden?
#1533 [12:17] <mib_uxrx6b> for the mod its just telling me how to open winrar...
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#1535 [12:17] <noahps> hello?
#1536 [12:17] <Sinistrahd> pickaxe I'd recommend a reinstall
#1537 [12:17] <VoxelHead> Look, noahps, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1538 [12:17] <mib_x15bka> how can I do this
#1539 [12:17] <Sinistrahd> ??> pickaxe win/reinst
#1540 [12:17] <VoxelHead> pickaxe: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1541 [12:18] <VoxelHead> pickaxe: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1542 [12:18] <mib_x15bka> how can I do this?
#1543 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Look at the back of your credit card, and call the customer support number
#1544 [12:18] <TheNoodle> What is your problem noahps?
#1545 [12:18] <mib_x15bka> I'm from Brazil
#1546 [12:18] <noahps> one sec.
#1547 [12:18] <mib_x15bka> ok
#1548 [12:18] <noahps> typing
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#1550 [12:19] <noahps> i was downloading mods for the first time but as i was doing it all three of my worlds were deleted
#1551 [12:19] <mib_x15bka> please
#1552 [12:19] <mib_x15bka> Wait a bit
#1553 [12:19] <pickaxe915> Thanks!
#1554 [12:19] <noahps> any help?
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#1556 [12:19] <Sinistrahd> noahps are you on windows?
#1557 [12:19] <TheNoodle> Could you explain your problem a little more clearly? At which point in the installation of the minecraft mods were your map files deleted?
#1558 [12:19] <noahps> yes
#1559 [12:20] <zachattack> hello!
#1560 [12:20] <WasherCookie> So... nobodys knows why a computer freezes when minecraft is running ?
#1561 [12:20] <mib_uxrx6b> where do i paste the mod in winrar ._. the website you gave me i can only see that its telling me how to open winrar.
#1562 [12:20] <mib_x15bka> Wait a bit :(
#1563 [12:20] <noahps> after i had put the the extracted files onto the bin file they got erased
#1564 [12:20] <mib_x15bka> I'm calling Ouvir
#1565 [12:20] <zachattack> i Emailed minecraft support like weeks ago and they still haven't gotten back to me?
#1566 [12:20] <mib_x15bka> Ops
#1567 [12:21] <mib_x15bka> I'm calling
#1568 [12:21] <Sinistrahd> noahps: tell me if there are files here then: windows key +r, then type in %appdata\.minecraft in the dialogue, and look for a save folder
#1569 [12:21] <TheNoodle> WasherCookie, chances are you question just got missed, There are many reasons for a computer to freeze while minecraft is running, is your client using any sort of mods?
#1570 [12:21] <WasherCookie> No, i don't use mods.
#1571 [12:21] <WasherCookie> inb4, the computer just freeze when i plays minecraft
#1572 [12:22] <WasherCookie> but when I play Fallout New Vegas, happens
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#1574 [12:22] <WasherCookie> (just 2 times )
#1575 [12:22] <TheNoodle> Zachattack: The support we can provide with minecraft accounts is limited.
#1576 [12:22] <TheNoodle> WasherCookie: So the same problem occurs in FNV?
#1577 [12:22] <WasherCookie> Yeah, but happened 2 times, just
#1578 [12:22] <WasherCookie> :/
#1579 [12:22] <noahps> it said i typed it in wrong. i typed what you said
#1580 [12:22] <WasherCookie> In minecraft, ever.
#1581 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> ok just try this then
#1582 [12:23] <mib_uxrx6b> i delete meta-inf and just paste the mod anywhere?
#1583 [12:23] <WasherCookie> sometimes in 1 hour playing, sometimes 1 minute playing.
#1584 [12:23] <pickaxe915> Dang--didn't work. Still get the same "bad card read" error. :/
#1585 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> %appdata%
#1586 [12:23] <WasherCookie> It's really weird D:
#1587 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> then go into .minecraft after it opens
#1588 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> noahps gonna PM you, too much traffic in here
#1589 [12:23] <noahps> k
#1590 [12:24] <TheNoodle> Washercookie: since the problem occurs in other games it may be a problem with another part of your computer.
#1591 [12:24] <Sinistrahd> noahps you'll see a tab labeled "Sinistrahd", click that to get my PM
#1592 [12:24] <TheNoodle> Probably either your graphics drivers/a graphics engine problem
#1593 [12:24] <WasherCookie> Doesn't happens in other games. I can play Portal 2 for hours...
#1594 [12:24] <WasherCookie> And much outher games
#1595 [12:24] <WasherCookie> It's just minecraft and FNV
#1596 [12:24] <WasherCookie> other*
#1597 [12:25] <TheNoodle> Could you wait for one moment while I check something?
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#1599 [12:25] <WasherCookie> Sometimes, the computer reboots, don't freeze.
#1600 [12:25] <WasherCookie> Ok, i can wait ^^
#1601 [12:25] <WasherCookie> thx for the help ^^
#1602 [12:26] <pickaxe915> I did a win/reinst and it didn't work. Any other suggestions?
#1603 [12:26] <mib_x15bka> From where is the minecraft ?
#1604 [12:26] <mib_x15bka> Please
#1605 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - "Mojang AB", it's a company from sweden
#1606 [12:27] <mib_x15bka> Please, what is your money?
#1607 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is 15 euros.
#1608 [12:28] <pickaxe915> I did the wn/reinst and updated the driver, but still get the bad card read error. Any other suggestions?
#1609 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> pickaxe915 - Perhaps, give us a dxdiag?
#1610 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> pickaxe915 win/dxdiag
#1611 [12:28] <VoxelHead> pickaxe915: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1612 [12:28] <VoxelHead> pickaxe915: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1613 [12:29] <mib_x15bka> Please, what is your money?
#1614 [12:29] <mib_x15bka> Euro ?
#1615 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1616 [12:29] <TheNoodle> WasherCookie: I'm sorry, my mind has gone completly blank. :/
#1617 [12:29] <TheNoodle> Could someone please help WasherCookie while I go find caffiene?
#1618 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> WasherCookie - Do you get any sort of error report, any files labeled" hs_err_pid" when minecraft crashes?
#1619 [12:31] <Sinistrahd> well that sucked, noahps had 10 backup folders of his .minecraft dir and the saves were empty in all of em
#1620 [12:31] <Sinistrahd> Washercookie what's up?
#1621 [12:32] <Sinistrahd> oh GreyVulpine's got you :P
#1622 [12:32] <WasherCookie> rs
#1623 [12:32] <pickaxe915> http://pastebin.com/6dPp400K
#1624 [12:32] <pickaxe915> Cool!
#1625 [12:32] <WasherCookie> Guys, my computer just freeze, when i play minecraft.
#1626 [12:33] <WasherCookie> nothing works, the keybord doesnt works.
#1627 [12:33] <WasherCookie> I need to reboot.
#1628 [12:33] <WasherCookie> (sorry my bad english :P)
#1629 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> Sounds like more than just a minecraft problem
#1630 [12:33] <WasherCookie> Yeah.
#1631 [12:33] <WasherCookie> Happens with fallout NV sometimes.
#1632 [12:34] <GreyVulpine> WasherCookie - Try looking for graphics and java updates, see if that helps any?
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#1634 [12:34] <Sinistrahd> hmm, how old is your graphics card? - I had some capacitors go bad on my nvidia cards from 2005-6 and my comp would freeze up while playing oblivion and fo3
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#1636 [12:35] <Sinistrahd> that's probably not the most common problem though
#1637 [12:35] <WasherCookie> Yeah, i use the last version of Java, my drivers are updateds.
#1638 [12:35] <Owner> Hello
#1639 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Look, Owner, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1640 [12:35] <WasherCookie> My video card is from 2007,
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#1642 [12:35] <WasherCookie> old and bad, but i can play some new games in low :P
#1643 [12:36] <WasherCookie> or very low, whatever
#1644 [12:36] <Sinistrahd> just in case though, bad caps are easy to spot, they look like they're a can of soda that was put in the freezer and it popped/expanded
#1645 [12:36] <Owner> How do i know if my computer can handle running a server and the game at the same time?
#1646 [12:36] <GreyVulpine> Owner - How much RAM do you have?
#1647 [12:36] <Sinistrahd> and might even be leaking/have leaked a goopy substance (dielectric fluid)
#1648 [12:36] <Owner> 2gb
#1649 [12:36] <franklyn> anybody know what to do if during offline play it says java doesnt have enough memory to run ?
#1650 [12:36] <Sinistrahd> Owner that's what I've got and I do both
#1651 [12:36] <GreyVulpine> Then no, it won't be able to run both the client and server at the same time
#1652 [12:37] <Owner> Is there a limit to the number of people I can have on at the same time?
#1653 [12:37] <GreyVulpine> Completely depends on how much RAM you can allocate, as well as your bandwidth
#1654 [12:37] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine I actually run a MC server, a mediul terraria world server, and the client at once - there's a bit of server lag when other stuff accesses the ram but it works
#1655 [12:37] <franklyn> im getting annoyed as ive only juast got this and it wont work
#1656 [12:38] <Sinistrahd> medium*
#1657 [12:38] <franklyn> whats a bandwith
#1658 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> Sinistrahd - The reason I say no, is that the minecraft client allocates a gig, as well as the server.
#1659 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> You'll be able to run the server, but it will not be smooth.
#1660 [12:38] <Sinistrahd> yeah I run them through batch files to conserve ram
#1661 [12:38] <pickaxe915> http://pastebin.com/6dPp400K
#1662 [12:39] <franklyn> whats a bandwidth
#1663 [12:40] <Sinistrahd> franklyn how much ram (memory) do you have on your system?
#1664 [12:40] <franklyn> not sure how do you find out i got windows
#1665 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> pickaxe915 - Did you download and install these drivers? http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#1666 [12:41] <franklyn> oh 1gb
#1667 [12:41] <WasherCookie> guys, i will search some fix to m problem :/
#1668 [12:41] <Sinistrahd> 1 gb isn't enough to run windows, any other programs you may have, AND run minecraft at once
#1669 [12:41] <mib_x15bka> I went back, are there?
#1670 [12:41] <TheNoodle> Franklyn: Do you know if you're running windows xp, vista or windows 7?
#1671 [12:42] <g> ??< dont/tweet
#1672 [12:42] <franklyn> windows xp
#1673 [12:42] <pickaxe915> I think so. That looks familiar.
#1674 [12:42] <Sinistrahd> I need to run, I have to go frustrate myself in another manner by trying to remove a stump in my yard without burning it
#1675 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> pickaxe915 - Could you please try it again, this time, choose the "clean install" option in the installer, so it'll uninstall your previous drivers before installing the latest?
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#1678 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> G'luck Sinistrahd.
#1679 [12:43] <Sinistrahd> thanks, my mattock will need it :P
#1680 [12:43] <TheNoodle> Franklyn Unfortuantely your system specifications are not really enough to run minecraft smoothly.
#1681 [12:43] <franklyn> xp sin
#1682 [12:43] <pickaxe915> Okay.How do I do that? I don't see a "clean install" buttun
#1683 [12:43] <franklyn> oh
#1684 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> pickaxe915 - There'll be a checkbox in one of the wizard's screens.
#1685 [12:43] <franklyn> do you think i could increase ram storage
#1686 [12:44] <mib_x15bka> I went back, are there?
#1687 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> franklyn - Yes, by purchasing more RAM from the store
#1688 [12:44] <franklyn> cant you delete some
#1689 [12:44] <mib_x15bka> I went back, are you still there?
#1690 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> franklyn - Nope. RAM is not the same as hard drive space
#1691 [12:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - I have no idea what "I went back" means.
#1692 [12:45] <franklyn> so theres nothing i could do i just brought a 14 pound game and now i cant pplay lolz
#1693 [12:45] <mib_x15bka> help me, plese ?
#1694 [12:45] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_x15bka, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1695 [12:45] <mib_x15bka> Please *
#1696 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - I don't understand. Did you call your credit card company?
#1697 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> franklyn - Try a different computer?
#1698 [12:46] <franklyn> both my computeers are xp
#1699 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> franklyn - Sounds like your current computer's in desperate need of an overhaul.. or a shotgun to the face anyways
#1700 [12:46] <TheNoodle> Fran: it is not xp that is the problem.
#1701 [12:46] <mib_x15bka> yes
#1702 [12:46] <TheNoodle> derp, Frank. Sorry about that.
#1703 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - And what did they say?
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#1705 [12:47] <franklyn> what is it then noodle
#1706 [12:47] <mib_8buasn> My minecraft has run out of memory
#1707 [12:47] <mib_x15bka> There was nothing taken from ...
#1708 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Did you see a charge for 15 euros to Mojang AB?
#1709 [12:47] <mib_8buasn> ?
#1710 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Then Mojang never got your money in the first place. Your credit card never gave it to them
#1711 [12:47] <mib_8buasn> no i got a email
#1712 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_8buasn - Wasn't talking to you
#1713 [12:48] <mib_8buasn> oh
#1714 [12:48] <mib_x15bka> So I can try to make the purchase again?
#1715 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Yes.
#1716 [12:48] <mib_x15bka> There will be arriving over 30 Euros?
#1717 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - If it does, you can call your credit card to dispute the charge. But it won't happen.
#1718 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - The first charge never went through.
#1719 [12:49] <TheNoodle> Franklyn: It is the amount of RAM your computer has. Think of ram as how many things your computer can think about at one time. More ram means your computer can think about more things. Minecraft alone requires at least 1gb of ram.
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#1721 [12:50] <Vicktius> Hello.
#1722 [12:50] <franklyn> its a little bit awkwar that you have to buy ram
#1723 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> Nothing about it.
#1724 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> er, nothing awkward about it
#1725 [12:51] <Vicktius> What could be causing this error? http://paste.ubuntu.com/652522/
#1726 [12:51] <Morrolan> If someone just closes their client, Vicktius ;)
#1727 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> Vicktius - The client closing the connection
#1728 [12:51] <Vicktius> Oh, so it is not my server?
#1729 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#1730 [12:51] <TheNoodle> Franklyn: All newer desktop computers have 1gb or more of ram, minecraft was coded with that in mind.
#1731 [12:51] <Vicktius> I told her :3 But she said it was me.
#1732 [12:51] <mib_x15bka> Thank you very very much
#1733 [12:52] <Vicktius> Thanks guys.
#1734 [12:52] <mib_x15bka> I'm from Brazil and do not understand much of it
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#1737 [12:52] <mib_x15bka> I am writing the "Google Translator" For I do not know much English.
#1738 [12:52] <Zihark> hi
#1739 [12:52] <zachmaster> hello
#1740 [12:52] <VoxelHead> Look, zachmaster, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1741 [12:53] <TheNoodle> Zachmaster: whats your problem? :)
#1742 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_x15bka - Your credit card never gave Mojang the money. Mojang did not receive your payment. Thus, you didn't get premium or paid status from Mojang. You'll need to try and purchase minecraft again.
#1743 [12:53] <Zihark> My minecraft says it is out of memory. How can i Fix it
#1744 [12:53] <mib_x15bka> ok
#1745 [12:54] <zachmaster> okay i bought minecraft premium and played it on my laptop worked well reformated and signed back in on your website now it says i need to buy the game again? I emailed support like weeks ago and still nothing?
#1746 [12:54] <TheNoodle> Zihark: Could you tell us what operating system you are using? (windows/osx/linux
#1747 [12:54] <Zihark> mac osx
#1748 [12:54] <krebbit> I'm from Brazil and I bought minecraft ontem.Só he not appeared on my Computer by. What do I do? Ouvir
#1749 [12:54] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - Make sure you're using the right account name.
#1750 [12:54] <TheNoodle> Zachmaster, could you provide us with your minecraft username?
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#1752 [12:54] <zachmaster> zachmaster23
#1753 [12:55] <TheNoodle> !paid zachmaster23
#1754 [12:55] <TheNoodle> Are you sure you logged into the minecraft client before?
#1755 [12:55] <zachmaster> I do have 14.95 Eur to Mojang dated in Jan 15 2011 in my paypal?
#1756 [12:55] <TheNoodle> Was the transaction marked as completed?
#1757 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - Could you please try a password recovery on all the emails you commonly use?
#1758 [12:56] <krebbit> yes
#1759 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - Use: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#1760 [12:56] <TheNoodle> Zihark: One moment please.
#1761 [12:56] <Zihark> ok
#1762 [12:56] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - This frequently happens, because a user forgot what user account they used to purchase the account under
#1763 [12:56] <hjp> can anybody help - I just updated my video card driver and the game was working perfectly, then the screen went black, and is giving me no options at all. Any ideas?
#1764 [12:57] <krebbit> I'm from Brazil and I bought minecraft ontem.So he not appeared on my Computer by. What do I do?
#1765 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - What is your minecraft username?
#1766 [12:57] <krebbit> mrfesaba
#1767 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> !paid mrfesaba
#1768 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - Your minecraft account is marked as paid and ready to go. Try downloading the client from:
#1769 [12:58] <TheNoodle> Zihark: Could you go to 'about this mac', it can be found in the apple menu.
#1770 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1771 [12:58] <Zihark> ok
#1772 [12:58] <TheNoodle> Let me know what is listed for 'memory'
#1773 [12:58] <krebbit> ok
#1774 [12:58] <Zihark> 2gb 667 MHz DDR2 SdRAM
#1775 [12:59] <krebbit> only to be for the downloading?
#1776 [13:00] <zachmaster> oh ic i must have 2 usernames under the same email!
#1777 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - I'm sorry?
#1778 [13:00] <zachmaster> check this
#1779 [13:00] <krebbit> I bought them for not having to download
#1780 [13:00] <zachmaster> !paid zachmaster233
#1781 [13:01] <TheNoodle> Zihark: your computer should be able to run mineccraft. Try closing any open applications.
#1782 [13:01] <krebbit> has a lot to download bug
#1783 [13:01] <Zihark> ok
#1784 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - The game doesn't magically download onto your computer when you buy minecraft. You have to download it yourself from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1785 [13:01] <zachmaster> I have another question...?
#1786 [13:01] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - Ask away
#1787 [13:02] <krebbit> ok...
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#1789 [13:02] <Zihark> still wont work
#1790 [13:02] <zachmaster> I saw the Aether mod today on youtube and wanted to give it a go ? how do you install mods ?
#1791 [13:03] <Morrolan> Zachmaster: Follow their respective instructions.
#1792 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - That's not a topic we assist with here, try #risucraft: /join #risucraft
#1793 [13:03] <Morrolan> zachmaster: Also, #aethermod for support with aethermod specifically
#1794 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Or follow the instructions at http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/495374-173-aether-collaboration-mod-v101-bug-fixes/
#1795 [13:04] <TheNoodle> Zihark: Go here and follow the instructions. You want to find out how much memory you currently have free. http://macintoshhowto.com/hardware/does-my-mac-need-more-memory.html
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#1797 [13:05] <Morrolan> Heh, another Humble Bundle is out. :D
#1798 [13:06] <TheNoodle> Holy shit.
#1799 [13:06] * TheNoodle runs to the internet
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#1800 [13:07] <WasherCookie> another Humble Bundle and i'm withouth card
#1801 [13:07] <WasherCookie> feels bad
#1802 [13:08] <TheNoodle> Give it a few minutes, chances are I'll be shouting people gift codes.
#1803 [13:08] <TheNoodle> (I always end up donating ~250)
#1804 [13:09] <Zihark> I have a good amount of free memory
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#1806 [13:09] <TheNoodle> How much?
#1807 [13:09] <WasherCookie> Oh, i accept gifts hehehe :P
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#1809 [13:09] <Zihark> 154.06 mg
#1810 [13:09] <Zihark> its constantly changing
#1811 [13:10] <TheNoodle> Minecraft requires at least 1024 mb free.
#1812 [13:10] <Zihark> oh ok
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#1814 [13:10] <TheNoodle> What model is your mac?
#1815 [13:11] * TheNoodle wonders why the channel is suddenly quiet
#1815 [13:11] <Zihark> the model name is macbook pro
#1816 [13:11] <gamakichi> GreyVupline was it you that helped me yesterday?
#1817 [13:11] <GreyVulpine> Maybe?
#1818 [13:12] <TheNoodle> Zihark: Could you be more specific?
#1819 [13:12] <gamakichi> or maybe it was Greybot, i had the windows 7 XPS and you helped me find the drivers?
#1820 [13:12] <GreyVulpine> Greybot's a bot, it cannot speak.
#1821 [13:12] <Zihark> the model identifer is macbookpro4, 1
#1822 [13:13] <Wug> grey
#1823 [13:13] <gamakichi> ok then it was you ha. i have been playing the game and it has crashed three time. it says "the NVDIA OpenGL driver lost connection with display driver" what does that mean?
#1824 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#1825 [13:13] <Wug> <GreyVulpine> zachmaster - That's not a topic we assist with here, try #risucraft: /join #risucraft
#1826 [13:13] <Wug> risucraft is free invite
#1827 [13:14] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#1827 [13:14] <Wug> /invite person #risucraft
#1828 [13:14] <Wug> its better then trying to get them to type a join message
#1829 [13:15] <TheNoodle> Zihark: Your model of macbook pro typically comes iwth 2gb of ram. Considering the overheads of osx this may not/probably isn't enough to run minecraft.
#1830 [13:15] <GreyVulpine> gamakichi - Sounds like the drivers may be having an issue? Try reinstalling it?
#1831 [13:15] <Zihark> oh...well that suck
#1832 [13:15] <TheNoodle> You can try running minecraft with less memory but it will probably not end well.
#1833 [13:15] <Zihark> how?
#1834 [13:16] <TheNoodle> Its more trouble than its worth.
#1835 [13:16] <Zihark> oh ok
#1836 [13:16] <TheNoodle> Question for ops: Am I allowed to use a bot in here?
#1837 [13:16] <gamakichi> alright, how do i delete it?
#1838 [13:17] <Wug> TheNoodle: all of the ops do lol
#1839 [13:17] <Wug> as long as it isnt spammy
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#1841 [13:17] <TheNoodle> Yes, but they are ops :P
#1842 [13:17] <GreyVulpine> TheNoodle - I'd rather you not bring another bot in here, without express permission from an op, as well as telling us what its functionality would be
#1843 [13:18] <TheNoodle> Spurting out instructions for determining the amount of memory etc.
#1844 [13:18] <Wug> I have one, and GreyVulpine is kind of resigned to its presence
#1845 [13:18] <Wug> but it doesnt say much
#1846 [13:18] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug's bot
#1846 [13:18] <bugweiser> Hey, if i want start the Launcher (Minecraft.exe) the Wallpaper get Gray...Why?
#1847 [13:18] * Wug 's bot dodges: not connected
#1847 [13:19] <Morrolan> TheNoodle: So, basically like Vox's FAQ thingy?
#1848 [13:19] <TheNoodle> Essentially.
#1849 [13:19] <TheNoodle> !paid the_noodle
#1850 [13:20] <TheNoodle> (couldn't remember the name of the bot) Or like aubot. Assuming it does other things :P
#1851 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> TheNoodle - Sorry, but if you'd like to give us an entry for it, one of us can add it to Vox.
#1852 [13:20] <TheNoodle> That would be perfect :) Is there a list of entries for Vox?
#1853 [13:21] <Morrolan> ??> TheNoodle index
#1854 [13:21] <VoxelHead> TheNoodle: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1855 [13:21] <Morrolan> And ??< keywordhere to check for yourself
#1856 [13:21] <TheNoodle> Thank you kindly.
#1857 [13:21] <Morrolan> ??< 1.6/minecarts
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#1859 [13:22] <Morrolan> Ah, right, the collision bug
#1860 [13:22] <TheNoodle> I was about to do the same thing :p
#1861 [13:22] <Morrolan> ??< corruptedsaverecovery
#1862 [13:22] <Jalu94> I have a original game copy of minecraft but after starting the game it says unauthorized copy... what can I do?
#1863 [13:22] <TheNoodle> ??< wireshark
#1864 [13:23] <Morrolan> Jalu94: That's a more or less common issue, just ignore it.
#1865 [13:23] <Morrolan> (If it doesn't prevent you from playing or anything)
#1866 [13:23] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/serverlist
#1867 [13:23] <TheNoodle> Jalu, what is the name you use to log into minecraft?
#1868 [13:23] <TheNytangel> >:o
#1869 [13:23] <TheNoodle> ??< smp/serverlist
#1870 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Please don't spam ??< here, use ##VoxelHead if you want to test out the commands
#1871 [13:23] <Jalu94> its "Jalu94"
#1872 [13:23] <TheNoodle> Sorry about that.
#1873 [13:24] <TheNoodle> !paid jalu94
#1874 [13:24] <TheNytangel> Lol GreyVulpine, ?? dont/spam :)
#1875 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> No worries, just letting you know of another channel you can use vox in
#1876 [13:24] <TheNoodle> Jalu, you're fine.
#1877 [13:24] <Jalu94> okay thx
#1878 [13:24] <Wug> vox's factoids can have ' 's in the name
#1879 [13:24] <Jalu94> is this problem going to be fixed?
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#1881 [13:24] * TheNytangel needs to update his website
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#1883 [13:25] <TheNoodle> oh noes.
#1884 [13:26] <TheNoodle> Jalu, considering it does not actually affect gameplay its probably not a high priority.
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#1886 [13:27] <Jalu94> may it have sth to do with HD Texture pack im using??
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#1889 [13:27] <TheNoodle> Probably not, I wouldn't worry about it if it does not affect gameplay.
#1890 [13:27] <craftmine> when i start up minecraft, all I get is a black sreen.
#1891 [13:27] <mib_mzijy9> my minecraft keeps crashing just as it finishes loading
#1892 [13:27] <Jalu94> okay thx
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#1894 [13:27] <TheNoodle> Craftmine: are you using any client modifications?
#1895 [13:28] <craftmine> nope.
#1896 [13:28] <TheNoodle> mib_mzijy9: same to you.
#1897 [13:28] <mib_mzijy9> no
#1898 [13:28] <craftmine> i updated my video drivers, but no luck
#1899 [13:28] <mib_mzijy9> i have the error report Generated 26/07/11 17:03 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)] org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not create context at org
#1900 [13:29] <TheNoodle> Craftmine: Were you being helped by another member?
#1901 [13:29] * mib_t0mgfk [mib_t0mgfk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1902 [13:29] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_mzijy9 errors
#1903 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_mzijy9 - Try updating your video drivers from the video card manufacturer's webstie
#1904 [13:29] <mib_mzijy9> yes
#1905 [13:29] <craftmine> no I just got the the chat room here
#1906 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> er, website even
#1907 [13:30] <TheNoodle> mib_mzijy9: please copy the error in its entirety into http://www.pastebin.com
#1908 [13:30] <mib_t0mgfk> can some1 help me plzzzz
#1909 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_t0mgfk - Only if you tell us what the problem is
#1910 [13:30] <mib_mzijy9> ok i have done
#1911 [13:31] <TheNoodle> Paste the link here.
#1912 [13:31] <su> Do slime chunks change every server restart
#1913 [13:31] <su> ?
#1914 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> No
#1915 [13:31] <su> B/c my slime farm went from 5/8 slime chunks
#1916 [13:31] <su> to 1/8
#1917 [13:31] <mib_t0mgfk> iam try to get mine craft up to but the screen goes white
#1918 [13:32] <mib_mzijy9> i am same as mib_t0mgfk
#1919 [13:32] <TheNoodle> mib_mzjy9: We need you to post the url pastebin gave you.
#1920 [13:32] <craftmine> mib_t0mgfk I have that same prob.
#1921 [13:32] <mib_mzijy9> http://pastebin.com/jnYAWQFG
#1922 [13:33] <mib_t0mgfk> ok
#1923 [13:33] <craftmine> help?
#1924 [13:33] <mib_t0mgfk> what is that?
#1925 [13:34] <TheNoodle> Okay, as a hopefully easy fix, hold the windows key and press r
#1926 [13:34] <TheNoodle> then type this in the box
#1927 [13:34] <TheNoodle> %appdata%/.minecraft/
#1928 [13:34] <craftmine> me?
#1929 [13:35] <TheNoodle> Anyone with the black/white screen problem.
#1930 [13:35] <mib_mzijy9> then do what
#1931 [13:35] <craftmine> next?
#1932 [13:35] <TheNoodle> Delete the 'bin' folder, don't worry it won't delete your single player worlds
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#1934 [13:35] <craftmine> k
#1935 [13:36] <mib_91858s> i have a problem when trying to get on multiplayer can someone help
#1936 [13:36] <Wug> ??> thenoodle win/reinst/bat
#1937 [13:36] <VoxelHead> thenoodle: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1938 [13:36] <VoxelHead> thenoodle: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1939 [13:36] <Wug> we have a script that does that for you
#1940 [13:36] <Wug> ysyn
#1941 [13:36] <Wug> jsyn*
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#1943 [13:36] <TheNoodle> I know, couldn't remmeber what the item was :D
#1944 [13:36] <Wug> I guess it would be jsyk wouldnt it
#1945 [13:37] <mib_91858s> whenever i try to get on it says connection failed
#1946 [13:37] * Wug prefers jsyn
#1946 [13:37] <craftmine> what do I do next after I delete the bin folder
#1947 [13:37] <Wug> craftmine: try to run minecraft again
#1948 [13:37] <mib_t0mgfk> now what?
#1949 [13:37] <TheNoodle> Open minecraft.exe again, log in, it'll redownload minecraft.
#1950 [13:37] <mib_91858s> can someone help me plz
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#1952 [13:37] <craftmine> k. i will try it.
#1953 [13:37] <mib_91858s> plz i really need help
#1954 [13:37] <mib_t0mgfk> ok
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#1956 [13:38] <TheNoodle> mib_91858s: Could you please provide the address of the server you are trying to connect ot?
#1957 [13:38] <TheNoodle> *to
#1958 [13:38] <mib_91858s> sure
#1959 [13:38] <craftmine> OMG THANK YOU!!! IT WORKS
#1960 [13:38] <mib_91858s> helpcraft.net:25565
#1961 [13:39] <mib_91858s> the website for it is minerscraft.com
#1962 [13:39] <TheNoodle> Does anyone remember the command to check ips? <3
#1963 [13:40] <mib_t0mgfk> still not work
#1964 [13:40] <mib_t0mgfk> ing
#1965 [13:40] <TheNoodle> mib_t0mgfk: one moment.
#1966 [13:40] <mib_91858s> thenoodle are you helping me
#1967 [13:40] <mib_mzijy9> still not working for me
#1968 [13:41] <TheNoodle> 91585, I am, checking the server now.
#1969 [13:41] <mib_91858s> k ty
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#1971 [13:42] <mib_91858s> :D
#1972 [13:42] <TheNoodle> 91858s I am not currently on a connection that can connect to minecraft servers but the server is definatly up. Could you try connecting ot another server.
#1973 [13:42] <mib_91858s> Can you give me one
#1974 [13:42] <mib_91858s> to connect to
#1975 [13:42] <TheNoodle> mib_mzijy9: So you deleted the bin folder (after having a black screen) and still could not connect to minecraft
#1976 [13:42] <Wug> !check helpcraft.net:25565
#1977 [13:42] <mib_mzijy9> yes
#1978 [13:43] <TheNoodle> mib_91858s: aggression.bowlofnoodles.net is up.
#1979 [13:43] <Wug> TheNoodle: we have lots of bots that do lots of things
#1980 [13:43] <Wug> !check aggression.bowlofnoodles.net
#1981 [13:43] <TheNoodle> Ah, new it was something like !check
#1982 [13:43] <Wug> one of them is checking
#1983 [13:43] <Wug> we also have !paid
#1984 [13:43] <mib_91858s> k i will try
#1985 [13:43] <Wug> !paid kealper
#1986 [13:43] <Wug> and !myip
#1987 [13:43] <Wug> and a few other things
#1988 [13:43] <mib_t0mgfk> i paid as well
#1989 [13:44] <Wug> wugbot can lookup other users ip addresses when its here
#1990 [13:44] <mib_mzijy9> so did i
#1991 [13:44] <TheNoodle> Paying is not the problem if you can log in.
#1992 [13:44] <Wug> vox and wugbot can remember factoids
#1993 [13:44] <mib_t0mgfk> ok
#1994 [13:44] <mib_91858s> i trying it says unknown host
#1995 [13:45] <Wug> wox and wugbot can administer channels (wugbot usually isnt opped though)
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#1997 [13:45] <Wug> and vox is better at it
#1998 [13:46] <TheNoodle> 91858s: The server is up, just logged in.
#1999 [13:46] <TheNoodle> ??> ping
#2000 [13:46] <mib_91858s> that worked let me try the other server again
#2001 [13:46] * TheNoodle checks ping.
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#2002 [13:46] <TheNoodle> That wasn't what I was hoping it was.
#2003 [13:47] <TheNoodle> Those with the black screen problem: I'm too spaced out to help atm, could someone else give em a hand? <3
#2004 [13:48] <mib_t0mgfk> ive just tryed again still not working
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#2006 [13:49] <mib_t0mgfk> is there one person help
#2007 [13:49] <mib_t0mgfk> ing
#2008 [13:49] <mib_91858s> it said this when i tried: Connection lost internal exception: java.net.Socketexception: software cause connection abort:recov fa...
#2009 [13:49] <mib_91858s> do you know what is happening
#2010 [13:50] <mib_91858s> :O
#2011 [13:50] <TheNoodle> 91858s, try again a few times.
#2012 [13:50] <TheNoodle> Black screen people: try running minecraft in the browser.
#2013 [13:51] <mib_mzijy9> i have
#2014 [13:51] <Wug> what os are you on?
#2015 [13:51] <mib_t0mgfk> that what i want to go on
#2016 [13:51] <mib_91858s> k
#2017 [13:52] <TheNoodle> Wug: you may want to direct it at a person/persons :P
#2018 [13:53] <mib_t0mgfk> it was workin then internet was turned off in middle off game
#2019 [13:53] <Wug> everyone: what os are you on?
#2020 [13:53] <mib_91858s> thenoodle how many times exactly
#2021 [13:53] <mib_91858s> i have done four now and everytime same thing
#2022 [13:54] <TheNoodle> 91858s: Considering you are able to connect to one of my servers fine the problem is either with the server you are trying to connect to or your route.
#2023 [13:54] <mib_91858s> k should i try without 25565
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#2025 [13:54] <mib_t0mgfk> can the noodle help me plzz
#2026 [13:54] <TheNoodle> That won't change anything, could you hang on a moment?
#2027 [13:54] <mib_91858s> k
#2028 [13:55] <TheNoodle> mib_t0mgfk: If you're having a problem with a black screen you're going to have to get help from someone else or wait a few minutes.
#2029 [13:56] <mib_mzijy9> ill wait a few minutes
#2030 [13:56] <mib_t0mgfk> k i will wait
#2031 [13:56] <TheNoodle> 91858s: could you hold down the windows key and press r please? A box will open, type 'cmd' (without the quotes) in the box and press enter
#2032 [13:57] <mib_91858s> i also just emailed my frined on the same server to see if he is having the probs to
#2033 [13:57] <mib_91858s> where is the windows key
#2034 [13:57] <TheNoodle> between the left control (ctrl) and left alt keys.
#2035 [13:57] <TheNoodle> Unless you're on a mac keyboard.
#2036 [13:58] <mib_91858s> now what
#2037 [13:58] <TheNoodle> type 'tracert helpcraft.net'
#2038 [13:58] <TheNoodle> Paste the results using pastebin
#2039 [13:59] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_91858s pastebin
#2040 [13:59] <VoxelHead> mib_91858s: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2041 [13:59] <mib_mzijy9> my error report: http://pastebin.com/UjyFujtZ
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#2044 [14:00] <mib_t0mgfk> now what?
#2045 [14:00] <mib_91858s> how do you get from the window to pastebin
#2046 [14:00] <TheNoodle> right click and select copy
#2047 [14:01] <TheNoodle> nvm
#2048 [14:01] <TheNoodle> Select all -> then do copy
#2049 [14:01] <TheNytangel> Select all
#2050 [14:01] <SlashLife> Am I correct in that *NO* mobs will spawn on glass?
#2051 [14:01] <SlashLife> Including zombie pigmen?
#2052 [14:01] <TheNoodle> mzijy9: While helpful someone else will have to help you with your problem.
#2053 [14:01] * mib_yot3h9 [mib_yot3h9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2054 [14:02] <mib_mzijy9> aw:(
#2055 [14:02] <mib_yot3h9> i dont no what going on?
#2056 [14:03] <mib_91858s> here it is http://pastebin.com/F9GzL7yi
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#2058 [14:03] <TheNoodle> mib_yot3h9: What is your problem?
#2059 [14:03] <mib_91858s> the noodle did you see the link
#2060 [14:05] <TheNoodle> mib_91858s: I did, the trouble is, that means there is nothing wrong with your route to the server, it actually pretty awesome. At this point considering your connection is fine and you can connect to other servers I'm gonna say I have absolutly no idea what is going on.
#2061 [14:05] <mib_yot3h9> i got black screen
#2062 [14:05] <Asianator> hey, I was wondering. In order to buy minecraft do you have to go through that moneybooker thing? Cause they wan't me to "verify" my account by sending a freakin photocopy of my drivers license or something and I won't be able to do that for at least a week and I wantz to play the minecraft now
#2063 [14:05] <TheNoodle> You can also pay using paypal.
#2064 [14:05] <TheNoodle> Or a credit card directly from memory.
#2065 [14:05] <mib_91858s> k
#2066 [14:05] <mib_91858s> ty
#2067 [14:06] <mib_yot3h9> help ive been waiting
#2068 [14:06] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_yot3h9, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2069 [14:06] <Asianator> I've tried using just my credit card but it redirects me to moneybooker and tells me to verify it
#2070 [14:06] <TheNoodle> Sorry about that, its a bot :p
#2071 [14:06] <TheNoodle> Asianator, one sec, I'll try and see if I can get it working.
#2072 [14:07] <mib_91858s> k oh well i hopefully can get my friend dad to help he is a computer wiz
#2073 [14:07] <mib_yot3h9> please help me noodle
#2074 [14:08] <Wug> ??> mib_yot3h9 win/reinst/bat
#2075 [14:08] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2076 [14:08] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2077 [14:08] <Wug> and pick a sensible goddamn name
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#2079 [14:09] * Wug is too grumpy
#2079 [14:10] <TheNoodle> Asianator: try selecting paypal, I was able to purchase an acocunt using a credit card there.
#2080 [14:10] * AuBot kicked TheNoodle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#2081 [14:10] <Wug> lololololol
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#2083 [14:10] <Wug> kealper, take a look at that
#2084 [14:10] <Asianator> alright I'll try
#2085 [14:10] <mib_yot3h9> sorry just want help
#2086 [14:10] <mib_mzijy9> any help on white screen
#2087 [14:10] <TheNoodle> I'm gonna go ahead and apologies for my hand accidentily landing on my macro keys.
#2088 [14:10] <mib_yot3h9> same but ive got black
#2089 [14:11] <Wug> ??> mib_yot3h9 win/reinst/bat
#2090 [14:11] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2091 [14:11] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2092 [14:11] <Wug> read and follow
#2093 [14:11] <Wug> its already been sent once
#2094 [14:11] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: are you on mac osx lion?
#2095 [14:11] <mib_yot3h9> it was working b4
#2096 [14:12] <Wug> mib_yot3h9: are you on mac osx lion?
#2097 [14:12] <mib_yot3h9> no
#2098 [14:12] <Wug> ??> mib_yot3h9 win/reinst/bat
#2099 [14:12] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2100 [14:12] <VoxelHead> mib_yot3h9: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2101 [14:12] <Wug> ^ DO IT
#2102 [14:12] <Wug> dammit
#2103 [14:12] <mib_mzijy9> same with mine it was working before. went back on it and bam white screen then error
#2104 [14:12] * TheNoodle cries
#2104 [14:12] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: are you on mac osx lion?
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#2106 [14:13] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: can you read? can you answer questions?
#2107 [14:13] <keret> Hi
#2108 [14:13] <keret> I need some help
#2109 [14:13] <TheNoodle> Whats up keret?
#2110 [14:13] <Wug> with what?
#2111 [14:13] <keret> When i loged on to my minecraft
#2112 [14:13] <keret> i cant go online
#2113 [14:13] <keret> and it says i have a unlicensed version
#2114 [14:13] <Wug> does the browser version work
#2115 [14:14] <keret> ya
#2116 [14:14] <keret> i can play single player
#2117 [14:14] <keret> but i cnat go online
#2118 [14:14] <Wug> minecraft account name please
#2119 [14:14] <keret> Windworker
#2120 [14:14] <goldman17> hey i have a problem when i load my world then i try to play it works then it says simulating world for a bit then it closes any advice
#2121 [14:14] <Wug> !paid Windworker
#2122 [14:14] <Wug> when did you buy it?
#2123 [14:14] <keret> ya but it says unlincensed
#2124 [14:14] <keret> like a week ago
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#2126 [14:14] <Wug> has it always said that?
#2127 [14:15] <keret> but i loged on at my cuz house
#2128 [14:15] <keret> yesterday
#2129 [14:15] <keret> and it just siad it today
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#2131 [14:15] <mib_yot3h9> still not working
#2132 [14:15] <Wug> vox, thats really annoying
#2133 [14:15] <mib_yot3h9> m8
#2134 [14:15] <goldman17> hey i have a problem when i load my world then i try to play it works then it says simulating world for a bit then it closes any advice
#2135 [14:15] * Wug bangs on vox with a wrench
#2135 [14:15] <VoxelHead> Wug: So is flooding.
#2136 [14:15] <keret> when i log in it wont let me it says error but i can play offline
#2137 [14:15] <Wug> its not flooding unless its meaningless
#2138 [14:16] <Wug> keret: reinstall java
#2139 [14:16] <TheNoodle> I'm gonna guess that was me.
#2140 [14:16] <VoxelHead> Or if one is using \n as a comma.
#2141 [14:16] <keret> k
#2142 [14:16] * VoxelHead shakes a fist in impotent artificial fury.
#2142 [14:16] * Wug wonders who...
#2142 [14:16] <goldman17> hey i have a problem when i load my world then i try to play it works then it says simulating world for a bit then it closes any advice?
#2143 [14:16] <mib_yot3h9> ill come back tomorow my dinner is ready
#2144 [14:16] <Wug> its probably kealper
#2145 [14:16] <Morrolan> Or his AI is activated again.
#2146 [14:17] <Morrolan> Sorry, GI.
#2147 [14:17] <Asianator> hey noodle it worked, thanks a bunch
#2148 [14:17] <Morrolan> GS *
#2149 [14:17] <goldman17> can anyone help me ?
#2150 [14:17] <mib_yot3h9> thanks N E WAY
#2151 [14:17] <keret> when i press log in it says cant connect to minecraft.net t
#2152 [14:17] <Wug> keret: reinstall java
#2153 [14:17] <keret> k
#2154 [14:17] <Wug> ?? getjava
#2155 [14:17] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2156 [14:18] <goldman17> voxel cna u help me ?
#2157 [14:18] <Wug> vox is a bot
#2158 [14:18] <goldman17> oh lol
#2159 [14:18] <Wug> goldman17: is this every world, or just one
#2160 [14:18] <goldman17> wug can u help me ?
#2161 [14:18] <Wug> try a different one
#2162 [14:18] <TheNoodle> Asianator, while I no longer remember what I did, you're welcome.
#2163 [14:18] <goldman17> every world !
#2164 [14:18] <Wug> any mods installed?
#2165 [14:18] <goldman17> no i unstalled everyhting
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#2167 [14:18] <keret> and if i have a texture pack can i also have a mod
#2168 [14:19] <Wug> keret: yes
#2169 [14:19] <Wug> goldman17: you're using a fresh copy of minecraft?
#2170 [14:19] <goldman17> yea
#2171 [14:19] <Wug> and if you create a brand new world, it doesnt do that?
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#2175 [14:20] <goldman17> no it does the only way i can play is in browser but i lagg in borwser so iw ant to download
#2176 [14:20] <Wug> ??> goldman17 win/reinst/bat
#2177 [14:20] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2178 [14:20] <goldman17> when i create a new world it still says simulating for a bit
#2179 [14:20] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2180 [14:20] <flabbergaster> i just bought minecraft and it wont wwork
#2181 [14:20] <Wug> run that
#2182 [14:20] <flabbergaster> work*
#2183 [14:20] <Wug> flabbergaster: wont work as in ... what
#2184 [14:21] <goldman17> k wug i just did that
#2185 [14:21] <TheNoodle> ??> flabbergaster error
#2186 [14:21] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2187 [14:21] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
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#2189 [14:21] <Wug> goldman17: try running minecraft again
#2190 [14:21] <goldman17> k
#2191 [14:21] <flabbergaster> its justa square with an x in the corner
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#2193 [14:21] <TheNoodle> Is the screen black?
#2194 [14:21] <Calinou> goldman17: using any HD texture packs?
#2195 [14:21] <Wug> flabbergaster: install java, and stop using internet explorer
#2196 [14:22] <flabbergaster> i think so
#2197 [14:22] <goldman17> wug it didnt work
#2198 [14:22] <flabbergaster> i did that
#2199 [14:22] <goldman17> calinou no im not
#2200 [14:22] <Calinou> ok
#2201 [14:22] <Wug> use the download client
#2202 [14:22] <Wug> goldman17: reinstall java
#2203 [14:22] <TheNoodle> Flabbergaster: Did you download minecraft.exe?
#2204 [14:22] <flabbergaster> wats that
#2205 [14:22] <flabbergaster> nope
#2206 [14:22] <Wug> !client
#2207 [14:22] <Wug> ^
#2208 [14:22] <goldman17> wug i have reinstalled java
#2209 [14:22] <Wug> goldman17: hang on a sec
#2210 [14:23] <goldman17> wug ok
#2211 [14:23] <Calinou> uhh - "http://Minecraft.net/download/minecraft.jar"
#2212 [14:23] <Calinou> the caps are flipped
#2213 [14:23] <Calinou> it should be minecraft.net then Minecraft.jar
#2214 [14:23] <mib_mzijy9> white screen problem?
#2215 [14:23] <goldman17> wug
#2216 [14:24] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: DAMMIT ARE YOU ON OSX LION? ANSWER YES OR NO
#2217 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> Calinou: capitilazation does not matter in domain or host names.
#2218 [14:24] <Calinou> I know
#2219 [14:24] <goldman17> wug everytime it says simulating world then it crashes a thing pops up on my desktop
#2220 [14:24] <flabbergaster> i got it woohoo
#2221 [14:24] <Wug> ^what thing?
#2222 [14:24] <DopeGhoti> goldman17: define 'thing'.
#2223 [14:25] <mib_mzijy9> no
#2224 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> "whenever I press the widget, a whoosidinger plops up that says something about something."
#2225 [14:25] <Wug> ok
#2226 [14:25] <TheNoodle> I do not understand how you do this every day.
#2227 [14:25] <Wug> ??> mib_mzijy9 win/reinst/bat
#2228 [14:25] <VoxelHead> mib_mzijy9: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2229 [14:25] <VoxelHead> mib_mzijy9: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2230 [14:25] <Wug> and dont use internet explorer either
#2231 [14:25] <goldman17> it says hs_err_pid6968
#2232 [14:25] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: patience, and the occasional person who pays.
#2233 [14:25] <Wug> goldman17: what version of java do you have?
#2234 [14:25] <TheNoodle> Dopeghoti: pays? ie donations?
#2235 [14:25] <goldman17> i just renistalled so the latest version
#2236 [14:26] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: it's exceedingly rare, but it happens.
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#2238 [14:26] <mib_mzijy9> still not working
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#2240 [14:27] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: are you using the download client or the web client?
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#2242 [14:27] <TheNoodle> Dopeghoti: If I were to donate to the amazing patience of mchelp how would I go about doing so? Also, would a random minecraft server that people could connec to so that they can make sure that they can actually connect to servers be of any help?
#2243 [14:27] <mib_mzijy9> web
#2244 [14:27] <Wug> try the download client
#2245 [14:27] <Wug> mib_mzijy9: are you using internet exlorer?
#2246 [14:28] <goldman17> wug can u not help me anymore are u out of ideas?
#2247 [14:28] <Wug> ^ pretty much
#2248 [14:28] <Wug> only thing I can think of would be graphics drivers
#2249 [14:28] <goldman17> does ur minecraft work?
#2250 [14:28] <Wug> and if that doesnt work, i'd suggest using javara
#2251 [14:28] <Wug> mine works fine
#2252 [14:28] <goldman17> i just updated my driver to
#2253 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: as for the second question, we have a FAQ for that with a known good working server (:
#2254 [14:28] <mib_mzijy9> same for the downloaded
#2255 [14:28] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: see smp/servers/specific
#2256 [14:28] <goldman17> wug javara?
#2257 [14:28] <Wug> ?? win.javara
#2258 [14:28] <Wug> ?? win/javara
#2259 [14:28] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2260 [14:28] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2261 [14:29] <ETHREAL1> HU it said that my default texture pack was corrupted how know!?
#2262 [14:30] <Wug> ^ uhhh
#2263 [14:30] <Wug> ??> ETHREAL1 win/reinst/bat
#2264 [14:30] <VoxelHead> ETHREAL1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2265 [14:30] <VoxelHead> ETHREAL1: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2266 [14:30] <Wug> in other news, thats not a sentence.
#2267 [14:30] <DopeGhoti> Wug: that's news?
#2268 [14:30] <Wug> ^ no, it really isnt
#2269 [14:30] <goldman17> not working :(
#2270 [14:31] <Wug> goldman17: i dont know then
#2271 [14:31] <goldman17> ty for tryin to help me
#2272 [14:31] <Wug> what graphics drivers do you have
#2273 [14:31] <Wug> graphics card*
#2274 [14:31] <Wug> intel integrated by any chance?
#2275 [14:31] <goldman17> im not sure but minecraft has owrked for me b4 ?
#2276 [14:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman17 win/profile
#2277 [14:31] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2278 [14:31] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2279 [14:32] <goldman17> i have a intel
#2280 [14:32] <Wug> > a intel
#2281 [14:32] <Wug> aN intel ... what
#2282 [14:32] <goldman17> let me check might take a second
#2283 [14:33] * TheNoodle muffles his own incoherent rage
#2283 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> TheNoodle - There is no donation page for #mchelp itself. If a person insists on donating to a specific helper, they're free to do so.
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#2287 [14:34] <TheNoodle> Thans grey.
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#2289 [14:34] <TheNoodle> *thanks
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#2291 [14:35] <coollew> hi all
#2292 [14:35] <DopeGhoti> morning, coollew
#2293 [14:35] <coollew> please can someone help me?
#2294 [14:35] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on our telepathy.
#2295 [14:35] <mr_boo> hi i need some help
#2296 [14:35] <mr_boo> i tried playing minecraft i dowloaded it
#2297 [14:35] <mr_boo> i mena
#2298 [14:35] <mr_boo> i ran it
#2299 [14:36] <mr_boo> and it says failed to log in
#2300 [14:36] <Wug> reinstall java
#2301 [14:36] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: have you got a Minecraft account?
#2302 [14:36] <mr_boo> and then it says play offline or tryagain
#2303 [14:36] <Calinou> you need to buy the game
#2304 [14:36] <Calinou> !paid mr_boo
#2305 [14:36] <mr_boo> yes
#2306 [14:36] <Calinou> oh, ok
#2307 [14:36] <mr_boo> i reinstalled java
#2308 [14:36] <mr_boo> already
#2309 [14:36] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: are you able to log into the web site?
#2310 [14:36] <Calinou> then the servers are probably down - wait a bit
#2311 [14:36] <Wug> mr_boo is a random mibbit name
#2312 [14:36] <mr_boo> yes
#2313 [14:36] <mr_boo> ok
#2314 [14:36] <Wug> its probably not his account name
#2315 [14:36] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: what is your MC account name, please?
#2316 [14:36] <coollew> i have bought and downloaded the game on my laptop.
#2317 [14:36] <mr_boo> windworker
#2318 [14:36] <DopeGhoti> !paid windworker
#2319 [14:36] <Calinou> !paid windworker
#2320 [14:37] <Wug> reinstall java
#2321 [14:37] <mr_boo> i already did
#2322 [14:37] <TheNoodle> Curses, why is that never the solution.
#2323 [14:37] <mr_boo> twice
#2324 [14:37] <Wug> or have you already done so
#2325 [14:37] <mr_boo> i did
#2326 [14:37] <Wug> have you ever pirated minecraft in the past?
#2327 [14:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> mr_boo win/reinst
#2328 [14:37] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2329 [14:37] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2330 [14:37] <coollew> my laptop broke down and i wont to play it on my dads pc which i am on now as i can not play it on mine hence it broke down
#2331 [14:37] <mr_boo> my friend has on my cpu
#2332 [14:37] <goldman17> wug i cant find it but i know they are bad but i have run it with no problem b4 i didnt change anyhting ?
#2333 [14:37] <Wug> ?? win/hosts
#2334 [14:37] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2335 [14:38] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#2336 [14:38] <DopeGhoti> coollew: that should not me a problem.
#2337 [14:38] <coollew> i mean
#2338 [14:38] <DopeGhoti> coollew: once you have an account, you can download Minecraft as many times as you like.
#2339 [14:38] <mr_boo> wug my friend has pirated minecraft on my computer
#2340 [14:38] <coollew> i have on my dads pc
#2341 [14:38] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: follos Vox's most recent directions please.
#2342 [14:38] <Wug> mr_boo - reinstall it
#2343 [14:38] <coollew> i have more to say
#2344 [14:38] <mr_boo> ok
#2345 [14:38] <coollew> ty
#2346 [14:38] <DopeGhoti> coollew: I'm listening, er, reading.
#2347 [14:38] <coollew> i have installed it and tried to log in and run it
#2348 [14:39] <coollew> but it blacked out closed the launcher
#2349 [14:39] <goldman17> does anyone else have a problem that says simulating world for a bit and then it closes?
#2350 [14:39] <Wug> graphics drivers probably
#2351 [14:39] <DopeGhoti> coollew: what do you mean by 'blocked out closed'?
#2352 [14:39] <coollew> it then came up with a error code in the are i downloaded it
#2353 [14:40] <Wug> DopeGhoti: java crashed, probably right after logging in
#2354 [14:40] <coollew> it had a blacked out screen then closed it self<
#2355 [14:40] <Wug> then hs_pid_3465
#2356 [14:40] <coollew> <yes
#2357 [14:40] <Wug> its probably graphics drivers
#2358 [14:40] <coollew> oh ok
#2359 [14:40] <goldman17> wug is that the same for me ?
#2360 [14:40] <mr_boo> Whats paste bin
#2361 [14:40] <coollew> do you know how i can fix this?
#2362 [14:40] <Wug> goldman17: i have no idea whats wrong with yours
#2363 [14:40] <goldman17> becus that thing comes up for me to?
#2364 [14:41] <TheNoodle> ??> mr_boo pastebin
#2365 [14:41] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2366 [14:41] <Wug> yours gets to the menu though
#2367 [14:41] <goldman17> oh
#2368 [14:41] <su> Okay, guys
#2369 [14:41] <Wug> his crashes after login
#2370 [14:41] <goldman17> well mine has only been messed up after i updated my driver?
#2371 [14:41] <Wug> hello su
#2372 [14:41] <VoxelHead> Look, Wug, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2373 [14:41] <su> Can I test you all on some minecraft issues?
#2374 [14:41] <coollew> do you know how i can fix my problem please?
#2375 [14:41] <Wug> goldman17: roll back the driver
#2376 [14:41] <goldman17> how do i do that ?
#2377 [14:41] <DopeGhoti> su: what do we get if we pass the test?
#2378 [14:41] <TheNoodle> Su: reinstall java. No matter what.
#2379 [14:42] <Wug> right click my computer -> properties -> hardware tab -> device manager
#2380 [14:42] <coollew> ?
#2381 [14:42] <mr_boo> http://pastebin.com/bCWa8E0e
#2382 [14:42] <su> DopeGhoti and TheNoodle ...
#2383 [14:42] <Wug> find the graphics driver in the list
#2384 [14:42] <mr_boo> tas the url voxel
#2385 [14:42] <Wug> right click, properties
#2386 [14:42] <DopeGhoti> su: I already have myself, and plents of Ramen noodles in the pantry..
#2387 [14:42] <coollew> how can i fix my problem?
#2388 [14:42] <DopeGhoti> but go ahead with your test.
#2389 [14:42] <DopeGhoti> coollew: that depends on what GPU your computer has.
#2390 [14:42] <Wug> click the roll back button
#2391 [14:43] <goldman17> where can i find my computer?
#2392 [14:43] <TheNoodle> Mr_boo: you're host file is fine.
#2393 [14:43] <DopeGhoti> goldman17: generally, in front of you
#2394 [14:43] <coollew> kk howe can i check this? also if it is driver problems how can i update it?
#2395 [14:43] <Wug> goldman17: are you on windows vista or 7?
#2396 [14:43] <su> MInecraft is trying to download the latest version, however it's stuck at the beginning screen of the download, and the user has full internet access.
#2397 [14:43] <goldman17> windows 7
#2398 [14:43] <su> What is the problem.
#2399 [14:43] <Wug> then its just called computer
#2400 [14:43] <mr_boo> so wat do i do now
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#2402 [14:44] <goldman17> then after copmuter
#2403 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> su: could be any number of things
#2404 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> ??> su win/reinst
#2405 [14:44] <VoxelHead> su: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2406 [14:44] <VoxelHead> su: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2407 [14:44] <su> Let's say they can't
#2408 [14:44] <su> delete the folder
#2409 [14:44] <mr_boo> voxel i posted the url to paste bin
#2410 [14:44] <su> they get an error
#2411 [14:44] <mr_boo> wat do i do now
#2412 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> if they can't do that, then there's something more fundamental wrong.
#2413 [14:44] <DopeGhoti> What errror?
#2414 [14:44] <TheNoodle> Close minecraft, retry.
#2415 [14:45] <su> Unable to delete readonly directory.
#2416 [14:45] <Calinou> get admin privileges
#2417 [14:45] <DopeGhoti> ??> su win/profile
#2418 [14:45] <VoxelHead> su: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#2419 [14:45] <VoxelHead> su: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#2420 [14:45] <su> Unable to delete readonly directory. <- that should give away the answer
#2421 [14:45] <Wug> su: chkdsk
#2422 [14:45] <TheNoodle> Mr_boo Voxel is just a bot, you were being helped by DopeGhoti
#2423 [14:46] <goldman17> wug where is properties?
#2424 [14:46] <mr_boo> ok
#2425 [14:46] <TheNoodle> ...I think.
#2426 [14:46] <mr_boo> dope wat do i do
#2427 [14:46] <goldman17> wug is it system properties?
#2428 [14:46] <su> Solution: Right click folder -> uncheck readonly
#2429 [14:47] * TheNoodle sigh
#2429 [14:47] <TheNoodle> derpy question, just saying.
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#2431 [14:48] <su> These are like questions that really stupid users would have, just making sure you can answer them.
#2432 [14:48] <goldman17> su where u talking to me ?
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#2434 [14:48] <su> goldman17: no
#2435 [14:48] <goldman17> oh
#2436 [14:48] <goldman17> wug left me
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#2438 [14:49] <TheNoodle> Nah, stupid suers would ask that, really stupid users ask why minecraft isn't on their computer when they buy it.
#2439 [14:49] <su> Problem: User complains minecraft reports that the computer is infected.
#2440 [14:49] * TheNoodle guesses
#2440 [14:49] <DlukZ> anyone here use ubuntu 11.4 and ATI video cards to play minecraft?
#2441 [14:49] <TheNoodle> ??> su virus
#2442 [14:49] <VoxelHead> su: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#2443 [14:49] <VoxelHead> su: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#2444 [14:49] <TheNoodle> Damnit.
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#2446 [14:50] <su> No as in minecraft itself
#2447 [14:50] <DlukZ> *11.04
#2448 [14:50] <su> says the computer is infected
#2449 [14:50] <Wug> its a virus.
#2450 [14:50] <su> Yep
#2451 [14:50] <Wug> do a scan in safe mode
#2452 [14:50] <goldman17> wug ?
#2453 [14:50] <Wug> ?? avast
#2454 [14:50] <mr_boo> umm
#2455 [14:51] <mr_boo> hey i think itz fixed
#2456 [14:51] <TheNoodle> Ask where they downloaded minecraft.
#2457 [14:51] <mr_boo> it dosent say unlicensed
#2458 [14:51] <goldman17> wug ur back !
#2459 [14:51] <mr_boo> anymore
#2460 [14:51] <mr_boo> do does it mean its fixed
#2461 [14:51] <goldman17> i coudlnt find the devic manager
#2462 [14:51] <TheNoodle> Mr_boo: if you can log in and play, its fixed.
#2463 [14:51] <mr_boo> but idk if i cna play online
#2464 [14:51] <goldman17> mug i find it now what do i do ?
#2465 [14:51] <DlukZ> anyone with ubuntu and ATI video cards able to play minecraft?
#2466 [14:51] <goldman17> wug*
#2467 [14:52] <mr_boo> i need a ip address
#2468 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> smp.shadow-craft.net
#2469 [14:52] <su> Problem: User can't run .jar on their computer, it asks what they want to open the file with.
#2470 [14:52] <goldman17> wug im in the device manager like u said to so ?
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#2472 [14:52] <TheNoodle> Ask them to type java -version in cmd, if java is not installed, install java.
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#2474 [14:52] <Wug> ??+ win/avast|Sometimes, viruses get in and must be removed. They can interfere with how the computer works, including stealing passwords and preventing minecraft from working.;;Avast is free virus scanning and removal software. Install it, restart into safe mode, and run a scan. Download it here: http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-download
#2475 [14:53] <mib_0fy88x> Can someone help me about the instalation
#2476 [14:53] <TheNoodle> ....I would suggest changing that.
#2477 [14:53] * su applauds Wug for recommending avast
#2477 [14:53] <TheNoodle> mib_0fy88x What's your problem?
#2478 [14:53] <goldman17> wug u want me to download that ?
#2479 [14:53] <mib_0fy88x> i have windows 7 64 and i cant run the game
#2480 [14:54] <Wug> ??+ win/safemode|To restart your computer in safe mode, follow these instructions.;;http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/boot_failsafe.mspx?mfr=true
#2481 [14:54] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_0fy88x error
#2482 [14:54] <Wug> goldman17: these are for su
#2483 [14:54] <VoxelHead> mib_0fy88x: (error) It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#2484 [14:54] <VoxelHead> mib_0fy88x: (error) If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
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#2486 [14:54] * TheNoodle feels he is probably over using voxelhead.
#2486 [14:54] <goldman17> wug oh
#2487 [14:54] <goldman17> wug u told me to get the device manager and then u left ?
#2488 [14:54] <Wug> hold shit, wow
#2489 [14:54] <mib_0fy88x> says i have bad video card drivers but its up to date
#2490 [14:55] <Wug> holy*
#2491 [14:55] <Wug> I just tried to define ?? win/safemode
#2492 [14:55] <Wug> but it was already defined
#2493 [14:55] <Wug> AND IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME
#2494 [14:55] <TheNoodle> lol.
#2495 [14:55] <su> Wug: These are hypotheticals
#2496 [14:55] <mib_0fy88x> ?
#2497 [14:55] <Wug> well, hypothetically, you're helping me add factoids that we should have but dont
#2498 [14:56] <su> :D
#2499 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - I recall you saying you had an error report, yes?
#2500 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - Something with hs_err_pid?
#2501 [14:56] <goldman17> yes
#2502 [14:56] <goldman17> yea
#2503 [14:56] <TheNoodle> Su, if avast doesn't work you're better of referring the user to a site such as gtg.
#2504 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Did you pastebin.com it?
#2505 [14:56] <Wug> GreyVulpine: his java crashes after he tries to open a world
#2506 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> intel graphics card?
#2507 [14:56] <goldman17> pastebin.com it what is that ?
#2508 [14:56] <Wug> it wouldnt help, its a java crash, not a minecraft crash
#2509 [14:56] <TheNoodle> mib_0fy88x: when did you update your video drivers?
#2510 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - Could you please copy the text of the error report, paste it at www.pastebin.com and press the submit button, then give us the address to the page
#2511 [14:57] <Wug> and it logs in and gets to the menu, etc, it just cant get in game.
#2512 [14:57] <su> Problem: User can not run minecraft.exe, they get that the file does not have the executable bit.
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#2514 [14:57] <goldman17> greyvulpine i will try
#2515 [14:57] <Wug> su:trick question
#2516 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> su - Either don't use IE to download the file, or add .exe to the end of the file
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#2518 [14:57] <Wug> windows does not have executable bits
#2519 [14:58] <Wug> on linux: chmod +x minecraft.jar
#2520 [14:58] <su> s/user/linux user
#2521 [14:58] <su> linux user is trying to run minecraft.exe
#2522 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Why is a linux user trying to run minecraft.exe
#2523 [14:58] <Morrolan> ./slap Linux user, su
#2524 [14:58] <TheNoodle> Because they are a derp.
#2525 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> They're an idiot, move on
#2526 [14:58] <Wug> you can still do that, you just have to invoke it with java as usual
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#2528 [14:58] <su> linux user is trying to run minecraft.exe <- you do not want to know how many linux users have asked me how to run the .exe
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#2530 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> su - Who are you again?
#2531 [14:59] <TheNoodle> They should not be using linux.
#2532 [14:59] <Wug> chmod +x minecraft.exe && java -jar minecraft.exe
#2533 [14:59] <rcmaehl> GreyVulpine: I'm rcmaehl
#2534 [14:59] * GreyVulpine doesn't know who that is.
#2534 [14:59] <frogmella> Hey guys, I'm trying to run the windows version of MC and the sound on it doesnt work... any of you know how I can solve this?
#2535 [15:00] <goldman17> greyvulpine the paste only happens when the world starts up and then goes down so im about to post it
#2536 [15:00] <Wug> is the system volume muted -.-
#2537 [15:00] <TheNoodle> Have you tried turning the sound up?
#2538 [15:00] <frogmella> ...
#2539 [15:00] <frogmella> because there is no way id have ckecked that...
#2540 [15:00] <TheNoodle> Both within the game and the systems native sound control.
#2541 [15:00] <frogmella> no lol
#2542 [15:00] <Wug> we get really stupid people sometimes
#2543 [15:00] <rcmaehl> Problem: User hands out their server IP address, after allowing minecraft on their firewall and AV people can't connect still. (You should ask a question for this one before you answer)
#2544 [15:00] <TheNoodle> Well, it was worth a shot.
#2545 [15:00] <rcmaehl> User has internet access
#2546 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Double check port forwarding.
#2547 [15:01] <Wug> rcmaehl: are you behind a router?
#2548 [15:01] <rcmaehl> ^ Yes
#2549 [15:01] <rcmaehl> Yes they are
#2550 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - What's with all the questions?
#2551 [15:01] <Wug> you probably forwarded minecrafts ports to the wrong internal ip
#2552 [15:01] <goldman17> greyvulpine i pasted it ?
#2553 [15:01] <TheNoodle> Port forward.
#2554 [15:01] <rcmaehl> Wug or
#2555 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - Give us the address to it?
#2556 [15:01] <TheNoodle> And warn them about comcast.
#2557 [15:01] <rcmaehl> Or: They gave out 192.168.1.2
#2558 [15:01] <rcmaehl> as their IP
#2559 [15:01] <Wug> ^
#2560 [15:01] <goldman17> http://pastebin.com/w4JkRmhC
#2561 [15:02] <Wug> or 127.0.0.1
#2562 [15:02] <Wug> ive seen that one a few times
#2563 [15:02] <rcmaehl> XD yeah
#2564 [15:02] <Wug> I can connect to it :/
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#2566 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - I'm sorry, but if you already know all the answers to your questions, why are you asking us?
#2567 [15:02] <Wug> or 5.*.*.*
#2568 [15:02] <goldman17> greyvulpine cna u help me ?
#2569 [15:02] <Wug> in which case ?? fubar/hamachi
#2570 [15:03] <rcmaehl> GreyVulpine: Testing you guys and helping Wug add factoids
#2571 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - All I see from your pastebin, is " hs_err_pid6248
#2572 [15:03] <Wug> goldman17: we need the contents of the file, not the name -.-
#2573 [15:03] <goldman17> oh sorry
#2574 [15:03] <Morrolan> rcmaehl: And what would be the idea behind 'testing us guys' ?
#2575 [15:03] <goldman17> i cna get that
#2576 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> Let me magically hack into your computer to open up the file remotely >>>
#2577 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#2578 [15:03] <Wug> teamviewer :3
#2579 [15:03] <Morrolan> We're not employed or anything after all. ;)
#2580 [15:03] <rcmaehl> I may or may not be writing a review
#2581 [15:03] <Wug> hmmk.
#2582 [15:04] <Morrolan> Pff, I may or may not care tbh.
#2583 [15:04] <Morrolan> Anyway, I'm out, back later, kinda angry atm. ;)
#2584 [15:04] * TheNoodle sighs and stops reading
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#2585 [15:04] <rcmaehl> ^ why
#2586 [15:04] <Wug> if you refer more people here, I will kill you.
#2587 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> ^
#2588 [15:04] <TheNoodle> ^ (feels included)
#2589 [15:04] <Wug> don't you DARE link to mibbit in your review
#2590 [15:04] <goldman17> greyvulpine it wont let me post on it right now becus they say it is under heavy load
#2591 [15:04] <comanche> hy guy's i've a big problem can help me please ( i'm french )
#2592 [15:05] <rcmaehl> Wug: I'll have the link as irc
#2593 [15:05] <Wug> ok
#2594 [15:05] <Wug> that will require an installed client.
#2595 [15:05] <TheNoodle> goldman17, try using lolraged.com
#2596 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Again, why the reason for a "review"?
#2597 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - It's not for publicity, we get enough traffic here..
#2598 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> And we've proven our worth here, time and again to Mojang itself.
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#2600 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> And I swear to god, if it generates even more traffic, I will have to rip my hair out
#2601 [15:06] <TheNoodle> Goldman17: nvm, forgot that server was down.
#2602 [15:06] <curmet> i need help
#2603 [15:06] <TheNoodle> Whats up curmet?
#2604 [15:06] <Wug> if you convince your readers that we like informed users who speak complete sentences and know their computer manufacturers and model numbers, than we welcome it.
#2605 [15:06] <TheNoodle> *what's
#2606 [15:06] <goldman17> http://pastebin.com/yWmeLXPg greyvulpine
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#2609 [15:06] <comanche> i've bought minecraft and when i wanna play in browser, i see this ******* message appear " fatal error occurated / by zero "
#2610 [15:06] <curmet> well it says my java is out of date when its not wat do i do
#2611 [15:07] <rcmaehl> Problem: User states he/she has paid the $50 for minecraft multiple times.
#2612 [15:07] <SlashLife> Uhh ...
#2613 [15:07] <Wug> goldman17: try installing 64 bit hava
#2614 [15:07] <Wug> java*
#2615 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - Very simple fix, Go to your video options in miencraft. Turn the settings down. Turn performance down from balanced to power saver, turn off advanced OpenGL, turn render distance down from far to normal
#2616 [15:07] <curmet> i did
#2617 [15:07] <Wug> ??> goldman17 getjavax
#2618 [15:07] <SlashLife> In SMP ... do all portals from the nether point to the same portal on the overworld?
#2619 [15:07] <Wug> ... vox
#2620 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Simply, point them to http://www.minecraft.net/support
#2621 [15:07] <TheNoodle> Rcmaehl: read the channel topic.
#2622 [15:07] <Wug> dopeghoti, vox is borked
#2623 [15:07] <curmet> ty bye
#2624 [15:08] <comanche> thanks go to try
#2625 [15:08] <goldman17> greyvulpine i will try this
#2626 [15:08] <rcmaehl> "$50" <- *cough*
#2627 [15:08] <Wug> ?? ping
#2628 [15:08] <TheNoodle> My apologies, I misread the question.
#2629 [15:08] <Wug> tell them theyve been scammed
#2630 [15:08] <TheNoodle> Ask where they bought it, then tell them to email mojang.
#2631 [15:09] <DopeGhoti> give it a minute.
#2632 [15:09] <Wug> theres nothing we can do about financial stuff
#2633 [15:09] <goldman17> greyvulpine I LOVE U
#2634 [15:09] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (getjavax) http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u26-download-400751.html
#2635 [15:09] <VoxelHead> ping: pong
#2636 [15:09] <TheNoodle> Wait til they leave, then /me facepalm
#2637 [15:09] * GreyVulpine tips hat at goldman17.
#2637 [15:09] <goldman17> greyvulpine thank u so much
#2638 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> Gotta love crappy intel graphics
#2639 [15:09] <Wug> its actually probably just advanced opengl
#2640 [15:09] <rcmaehl> Wug: got it but TheNoodle lol
#2641 [15:09] <Wug> goldman17: I FORBID YOU FROM LEAVING YET
#2642 [15:10] <Wug> turn advanced opengl back on and tell me if it crashes imnmediately
#2643 [15:10] <TheNoodle> Rcmaehl, may I ask where this review will be displayed?
#2644 [15:11] <DopeGhoti> I thought 'advanced GL' was taken out of 1.7?
#2645 [15:11] <rcmaehl> TheNoodle: my website
#2646 [15:11] <Wug> i dont think so
#2647 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#2648 [15:11] <Wug> SlashLife: no
#2649 [15:11] <DopeGhoti> rcmaehl: wait.. paid _$50_?!
#2650 [15:11] <SlashLife> Mh.
#2651 [15:11] <Wug> portals will seek out other portals within a certain distance
#2652 [15:11] <comanche> sry problem resist
#2653 [15:12] <goldman17> wug i had it off and it craashed
#2654 [15:12] <SlashLife> I wonder why I got back 700 blocks away from my entering portal.
#2655 [15:12] <rcmaehl> DopeGhoti: hypothetical question
#2656 [15:12] <goldman17> greyvulpine
#2657 [15:12] <DopeGhoti> rcmaehl: provisional answer.
#2658 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2659 [15:12] <goldman17> i have another problem
#2660 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> Shoot
#2661 [15:12] <Wug> overworls portals will search a very long distance in the nether and find they same portal
#2662 [15:12] <DopeGhoti> BANG
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#2664 [15:12] <rcmaehl> *Sound of bomb falling*
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#2666 [15:12] <goldman17> my minecraft crashed while i was playing it and it said my java tm platfrom had stoped working ?
#2667 [15:12] <comanche> no more answers ? for my beautiful problem ?
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#2669 [15:13] <goldman17> greyvulpine ?
#2670 [15:13] <Wug> you can have 2 overworld portals that lead to the same nether portal, separated by as much as 5000 blocks in the overworld
#2671 [15:13] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman17 patience
#2672 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, possibly reinstall java then?
#2673 [15:13] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2674 [15:13] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2675 [15:14] <Wug> there are numerous threads on the forums that explain the behavior of portals in great detail
#2676 [15:14] <goldman17> voxel sorry
#2677 [15:14] <Wug> vox is still a bot
#2678 [15:14] <goldman17> voxel sent me a message tho
#2679 [15:14] <rcmaehl> Problem: User thinks he/she has been scammed as the paid version of minecraft is different than the free version he/she played.
#2680 [15:14] <comanche> my java is the update
#2681 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> Different how?
#2682 [15:14] <TheNoodle> ??> goldman17 bot
#2683 [15:14] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2684 [15:15] <rcmaehl> As in it has more blocks
#2685 [15:15] <goldman17> voxelhead a sock puppet nice
#2686 [15:15] * GreyVulpine sighs
#2686 [15:15] <Wug> rcmaehl: ive been scammed! this version is 100x better!!!!!11 omg
#2687 [15:15] <rcmaehl> and has a server address enter bar
#2688 [15:15] <SlashLife> Wug: Ah, ok, I'll seek them out then.
#2689 [15:15] <goldman17> ahah
#2690 [15:15] <TheNoodle> Goldman, users can make voxelhead say canned responses by issuing commands in chat
#2691 [15:15] <SlashLife> Thanks.
#2692 [15:15] <goldman17> thenoodle oh lol
#2693 [15:16] <rcmaehl> Solution: User was not scammed, user got MC Classic and MC Beta confused
#2694 [15:16] <comanche> failed to lauch fatal error occured 4: / by zero ??? why, me ???????????????????
#2695 [15:16] <Wug> comanche: when does the error occur?
#2696 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - I've been here nearly a year, have not gotten that question at all
#2697 [15:16] <Wug> before or after login, during gameplay, ...?
#2698 [15:16] <goldman17> wug what did u want me to do ? u said i couldnt leave ?
#2699 [15:16] <Wug> one that we do get a lot is 'i cant mine blocks' because they are used to classic when its just 1 click to break
#2700 [15:17] <comanche> when i try to update minecraft
#2701 [15:17] <Wug> goldman17: is it advanced opengl thats causing the crash?
#2702 [15:17] <SlashLife> Wug: One more question after glancing over Minecraftwikis portal page ... if I want to connect two portals, I'd go and build the overworld portal and then by using the 1:8 ratio I build a nether portal in about the same place?
#2703 [15:17] <goldman17> i have it off but it is still crashing ?
#2704 [15:17] <comanche> i've bought the game and i need to update but.. this
#2705 [15:17] <Wug> SlashLife: yep
#2706 [15:18] <Wug> remember that the 1:8 ratio applies only for x and z, y is 1:L1
#2707 [15:18] <Wug> 1:1*
#2708 [15:18] <Wug> ??> comanche win/reinst/bat
#2709 [15:18] <VoxelHead> comanche: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2710 [15:18] <VoxelHead> comanche: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#2712 [15:18] <Sinistrahd> speaking of nether portals, did they fix the issue where after you build a few portals, building a new one in the overworld, no matter where it is, connects to a pre-existing one in the nether?
#2713 [15:18] <SlashLife> Darn. Exactly that is written in the "Implications" section.
#2714 [15:18] <rcmaehl> Wug: Can I make a reinstall script for linux?
#2715 [15:18] <Wug> Sinistrahd: its intentional behavior
#2716 [15:18] <nick> how do i get the right java for minecraft?
#2717 [15:18] <SlashLife> Wug: Many thanks for the clarification and sorry for asserting something explicitly written in the wiki. :/
#2718 [15:18] <Wug> rcmaehl: I think I have one already
#2719 [15:19] <Wug> lemme add a vox factoid for it
#2720 [15:19] <Sinistrahd> Wug: why is that?
#2721 [15:19] <Wug> Sinistrahd: dont worry about it
#2722 [15:19] <rcmaehl> Wug: may I see if I can improve it?
#2723 [15:19] <Sinistrahd> :P
#2724 [15:19] <goldman17> where did greyvulpine go ?
#2725 [15:19] <Sinistrahd> that was slashlife
#2726 [15:19] <Wug> rcmaehl: its the same as the windows one, but a .sh and with different paths
#2727 [15:19] <Guest91407> how do i get the right java for minecraft?????
#2728 [15:19] <rcmaehl> ??> su lin/reinst/sh
#2729 [15:19] <comanche> thank i go try
#2730 [15:20] <Guest91407> can any one help me
#2731 [15:20] <rcmaehl> ??> Guest91407 java
#2732 [15:20] <Guest91407> yes
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#2734 [15:20] <Sinistrahd> Guest91407: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2735 [15:21] * rcmaehl forgot the java factiod
#2735 [15:21] <Wug> ?? getjava
#2736 [15:21] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2737 [15:21] <TheNoodle> Rcmaehl, test vox in ##voxelhead
#2738 [15:21] <goldman17> my game crashed and it said my jave tmplatform stoppd working what do i do ?
#2739 [15:21] <rcmaehl> Wug: you add a factiod for the sh yet?
#2740 [15:22] <Wug> you'll see when I do it
#2741 [15:22] <Sinistrahd> so what is the help channel like when a new version of MC comes out?
#2742 [15:22] <goldman17> november
#2743 [15:23] <comanche> your script no working, but thanks you anyway
#2744 [15:23] <goldman17> my game crashed and it said my jave tmplatform stoppd working what do i do ?
#2745 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Sinistrahd - You don't want to know.
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#2747 [15:23] <TheNoodle> lol
#2748 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java.
#2749 [15:23] <goldman17> greyvulpine ur back !
#2750 [15:23] <goldman17> k
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#2752 [15:24] <goldman17> cna some oen send me the url for the java download
#2753 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> www.java.com
#2754 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> :P
#2755 [15:24] <goldman17> oh lol ok
#2756 [15:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman17 getgava
#2757 [15:24] <comanche> i' am in the black shi*
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#2759 [15:24] * DopeGhoti restarts Vox.
#2759 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> DopeGhoti someone (2 people) already gave him the exact url :P
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#2761 [15:24] <goldman17> greyvulpine i jsut reinstalled when i had that first problem should i do it again ?
#2762 [15:25] <Sinistrahd> goldman17 by the way my multiplayer server has a Goldman statue (from dragon quest) in it
#2763 [15:25] <goldman17> nice
#2764 [15:25] <Sinistrahd> so I approve of the name
#2765 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> goldman17 -Not just reinstall, but completely remove java from your system before you install it again from java.com
#2766 [15:25] <DopeGhoti> as opposed to Dragon Warrior? (:
#2767 [15:26] <Sinistrahd> I started out calling it that too DopeGhoti
#2768 [15:26] <goldman17> greyvulpine ok
#2769 [15:26] <Sinistrahd> I have no idea how many times I've played through Dragon Warrior I... It was how I taught myself to read before kindergarten
#2770 [15:26] <DopeGhoti> heh.
#2771 [15:27] <Sinistrahd> I was really confused as to why thou, thee, and hath were never in any of our school books :p
#2772 [15:27] <DopeGhoti> There were. Just not after around the 1500s.
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#2774 [15:28] <Wug> ?? win/reinst/bat
#2775 [15:28] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2776 [15:28] <rcmaehl> Problem: Minecraft does not run at all. User has internet access and no falsepositive
#2777 [15:28] <VoxelHead> win/reinst/bat: Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2778 [15:28] <goldman> greyvulpine ?
#2779 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Define "Does not run at all"
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#2782 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Does the launcher run? Does it error out? Does it not log in?
#2783 [15:28] <TheNoodle> use entry 'error'
#2784 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Does it black screen?
#2785 [15:28] <goldman> greyvulpine i will try
#2786 [15:29] <goldman> greyvulpine it doesnt even run it said it must have java
#2787 [15:29] <goldman> u want me to redownload it ?
#2788 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> goldman - Did you install java again after uninstalling it?
#2789 [15:29] <goldman> no lol i will do now
#2790 [15:29] <goldman> it is 32 bit is that good?
#2791 [15:30] <rcmaehl> as in some weird windows error about illegal operation
#2792 [15:30] <mib_yvlfir> can someone help me when i get the game what are the reqierments to run it
#2793 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> There's no "Good" or "bad" about it goldman.
#2794 [15:30] <DopeGhoti> ??> rcmaehl specific
#2795 [15:30] <VoxelHead> rcmaehl: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2796 [15:30] <VoxelHead> rcmaehl: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#2797 [15:30] <goldman> k
#2798 [15:30] <Wug> ??+ linux/reinst/sh: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script. (You may have to mark it executable first, right click -> properties, permissions tab, check the 'Execute' box)Minecraft Reinstall Script for Linux: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.sh
#2799 [15:30] <Wug> ??+ linux/reinst/sh|You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script. (You may have to mark it executable first, right click -> properties, permissions tab, check the 'Execute' box)Minecraft Reinstall Script for Linux: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.sh
#2800 [15:30] <Wug> there, second time's the charm
#2801 [15:31] <Wug> I've tested it on my machine, and it seems to work fine
#2802 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Then, I'd ask specifically, what the error is.
#2803 [15:31] <goldman> greyvulpine it is downloading right now
#2804 [15:31] <Wug> GreyVulpine: i'm not sure you run linux, but would you care to inspect the script
#2805 [15:31] <DopeGhoti> Wug: badly formed script - no shebang line.
#2806 [15:32] <Wug> DopeGhoti: F5
#2807 [15:32] <rcmaehl> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/7/winerrorf.png/ <- GreyVulpine that
#2808 [15:32] <rcmaehl> kinda
#2809 [15:32] <Wug> also, its a .sh, so bash will interpret it correctly anyway (as long as the mime types are correct)
#2810 [15:33] <rcmaehl> Wug: srsly I can make this have less lines
#2811 [15:33] <rcmaehl> and have GUI message boxes
#2812 [15:33] <Wug> lol i havent seen that error in forever
#2813 [15:33] <rcmaehl> ^
#2814 [15:33] <rcmaehl> Hint
#2815 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - Then I'd ask for the contents of the "Details" box
#2816 [15:33] <goldman> greyvulpine ok i redownloaded i am goin to try to run it ok
#2817 [15:33] <Wug> and lines dont matter, its a bash script
#2818 [15:34] <DopeGhoti> Wug: http://pastebin.com/pAL9hRxb <-- better.
#2819 [15:34] <Wug> it will still do the same amount of work
#2820 [15:34] <rcmaehl> GreyVulpine: Hint: This message doesn't happen anymore
#2821 [15:34] <mib_yvlfir> can someone help me when i play mine craft a black screen shows up?
#2822 [15:34] <rcmaehl> since like
#2823 [15:34] <rcmaehl> 2000
#2824 [15:34] <mib_yvlfir> and says bad driver card
#2825 [15:34] <DopeGhoti> Wug: not everyone a> has bash installed, or b> has it in /bin.
#2826 [15:34] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - I'll dispute that.
#2827 [15:35] <rcmaehl> Solution: User is trying to run Minecraft in Windows 95 to Windows ME
#2828 [15:35] <GreyVulpine> rcmaehl - I've worked in tech support, there's no twist you can give me that I haven't seen before
#2829 [15:35] <DopeGhoti> Enough with the hypotheticals please.
#2830 [15:35] <Wug> are you ... appending to dev null
#2831 [15:36] <goldman> greyvulpine it didnt work
#2832 [15:36] <Kealper> rcmaehl: there is a strong chance Minecraft would still run under those OSes
#2833 [15:36] <DopeGhoti> Wug: one or two >s; it makes no difference; same effect.
#2834 [15:36] <Wug> and bash is installed by default on every linux os's i've ever seen
#2835 [15:36] <Kealper> rcmaehl: Minecraft isn't too picky about what version of Java the computer has lol
#2836 [15:36] <mib_yvlfir> can u help me what do i d when it says bad video driver card when i already updated to latest version?
#2837 [15:36] <Wug> DopeGhoti: in this case, yes
#2838 [15:36] <DopeGhoti> Wug: not on everyone _I_ have ever seen.
#2839 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> hence /bin/sh; if you don't need bash, don't use it.
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#2841 [15:37] <Wug> anyone who doesnt have bash in /bin/bash is not going to need that script
#2842 [15:37] <mib_3ahqpr> hay
#2843 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> and a shebang makes it universally compatible
#2844 [15:37] <Kealper> mib_yvlfir: did you update your graphics drivers from Windows Update or from the official driver maker's site?
#2845 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> Wug: many macs has bash at /usr/bin/bash for example
#2846 [15:37] <mib_3ahqpr> what i do wehen i bought minecraft and i doesnt have premium ??
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#2848 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> I have mine at /usr/local/bin/bash
#2849 [15:37] <mib_yvlfir> offical one
#2850 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> goldman - What exactly happens when it crashes? When does it crash?
#2851 [15:37] <Wug> that script wouldnt work for macs anyway because the paths are different
#2852 [15:37] <DopeGhoti> mib_yvlfir: how long ago did you make the purchase?
#2853 [15:38] <TheNoodle> mib_yvlfir what is the name you use to log into minecraft?
#2854 [15:38] <DopeGhoti> Wug: My point being that you will _always_ have /bin/sh; bash could be _anywhere_
#2855 [15:38] <DopeGhoti> or, indeed, nowhere
#2856 [15:38] <goldman> greyvulpin it crashes after maybe a minute of playing and the screen jsut freezes and i have to go to task manager to get out of it ?
#2857 [15:38] <mib_yvlfir> brb ima check if any more new updates
#2858 [15:38] <DopeGhoti> If you are going to make a tool, make it universally compatible.
#2859 [15:39] <Wug> i've already used yours instead
#2860 [15:39] <TheNoodle> Mib_yvlfir: If you don't answer our questions, we cannot help you.
#2861 [15:39] <Wug> (and I forgot to save it. derp)
#2862 [15:39] <GreyVulpine> goldman - Have you updated your intel video card drivers from: downloadcenter.intel.com/
#2863 [15:39] <mib_yvlfir> mo
#2864 [15:39] <mib_yvlfir> no
#2865 [15:40] <goldman> i last updated it a week ago from http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect that is what i was sayign with wug
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#2867 [15:40] <Wug> goldman: check your computer manufacturers website and see if there is a download for your model
#2868 [15:41] <goldman> for my driver?
#2869 [15:41] <TheNoodle> Mib_yvlfir: Please pay attention to who messages are directed at, you have been asked two questions. (How long ago did you make the purchase and what name do you use to log into minecraft)
#2870 [15:41] <goldman> wug or jsut for anyhting becus it says my driver is up to date ?
#2871 [15:41] * TheNoodle sighs
#2871 [15:42] <Wug> goldman: check your computer manufacturers website and see if there is a download for your model <--- sometimes the manufacturer provides one that works better
#2872 [15:42] <Wug> especially for laptops
#2873 [15:42] <Wug> though for desktops as well
#2874 [15:42] <goldman> k i will download everthing that isnt up to date
#2875 [15:43] <Wug> if you find a video driver there, download it anyway
#2876 [15:43] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: welcome to our world
#2877 [15:44] <Wug> ^
#2878 [15:44] <Wug> I have nightmares about the phrase "mib_"
#2879 [15:44] <goldman> wug i updated my video driver
#2880 [15:44] <Wug> goldman: when
#2881 [15:44] <goldman> a week ago
#2882 [15:44] <Wug> if you find a video driver there, DOWNLOAD IT ANYWAY
#2883 [15:45] <goldman> and on the website it says current !
#2884 [15:45] <goldman> so i cant download it again
#2885 [15:45] <Sinistrahd> Wug: do the nightmares have a pixelated frog going "mib- mib - mib- MIBBIT!" then asking you inane questions as you try to run away?
#2886 [15:45] <Wug> dont rely on intels website
#2887 [15:45] <TheNoodle> Dopeghoti: That's why I normally avoid large walls of text, sometimes the user leaves just before I press enter out of impatience.
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#2889 [15:45] <goldman> ok
#2890 [15:45] <Wug> Sinistrahd: yes, except there are thousands of them
#2891 [15:45] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: I figure; their loss.
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#2893 [15:46] <Wug> goldman: who made your computer
#2894 [15:46] <goldman> acer
#2895 [15:46] <whidgle> hello
#2896 [15:46] <Wug> you're looking on acer's website, not intels, right?
#2897 [15:46] <goldman> no intel that is the one that has all the updates u want me to go to an acer one ?
#2898 [15:46] <Wug> YES
#2899 [15:47] <Wug> HENCE
#2900 [15:47] <DopeGhoti> ..thence.
#2901 [15:47] <goldman> ok
#2902 [15:47] <DG> How can I report someone for taking all my stuff by killing me repeatedly every time I spawn.?
#2903 [15:47] <Wug> "goldman: check your computer manufacturers website and see if there is a download for your model"
#2904 [15:47] <whidgle> ha my minecraft game will not make items that use sticks
#2905 [15:47] <DopeGhoti> DG: talk to the server admin; we have nothing to do with that.
#2906 [15:47] * Wug punches palm through face
#2906 [15:47] <whidgle> tkx
#2907 [15:47] <Sinistrahd> whidgle did you use any sort of recipe mod?
#2908 [15:48] <DG> Is there a phone number to call and report this ?
#2909 [15:48] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
#2910 [15:48] <Sinistrahd> DG it's dependent on the server you're on. Do you know the admins?
#2911 [15:49] <Sinistrahd> the people here don't run servers, individuals do
#2912 [15:49] <DopeGhoti> DG: #minecrafthelp has literally _NOTHING_ to do with the administration of all Minecraft servers
#2913 [15:49] * Wug actually hosts the cloud
#2913 [15:49] <Wug> but thats a secret
#2914 [15:49] <Wug> SSSHHHHHHHHHHH
#2915 [15:49] <Sinistrahd> hey Wug y u cap my download!?
#2916 [15:49] * GreyVulpine pokes Wug at http://xkcd.com/908/
#2916 [15:49] <Wug> ask your isp, they're the ones caching my data
#2917 [15:49] <DG> It was one of the Admins that took our stuff ???
#2918 [15:50] <DopeGhoti> Wug: stop faffing about and get Phoenix's internet connection to be stable!
#2919 [15:50] <Wug> YES YES GREY I KNOW ABOUT THE REFERENCE THAT I MAED
#2920 [15:50] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug's cloud
#2920 [15:50] <DopeGhoti> DG: We don't know
#2921 [15:50] <Sinistrahd> DG what server are you on?
#2922 [15:50] <Wug> * internet asplod
#2923 [15:50] <TheNoodle> DG: this channel does not have any control or knowledge of the minecraft server you are playing on.
#2924 [15:50] <DopeGhoti> DG: For your next trick, are you walking into a restaurant to complain about undercooked Bratwurst at your neighbors' barbecue?
#2925 [15:51] <DG> electronum.myftp.org
#2926 [15:51] <Wug> dg, bring it up to the admins
#2927 [15:51] <Wug> not us. we cannot help
#2928 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> That's clearly witin the SEP field.
#2929 [15:51] <DG> Can I tell the owners?
#2930 [15:51] <TheNoodle> If you want.
#2931 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> you can tell whomever you wish
#2932 [15:51] <DopeGhoti> the caring quotient is entirely dependent on context.
#2933 [15:51] <Sinistrahd> DG: For technical support contact masher at brainless dot us
#2934 [15:52] <TheNoodle> As we have already told you, we don't have any control on minecraft servers.
#2935 [15:52] <DG> Do i need proof? such as a photo
#2936 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> SEP.
#2937 [15:52] <TheNoodle> DG: we do not know.
#2938 [15:52] <TheNoodle> ...but probably.
#2939 [15:52] <Wug> ... dg is wasting time
#2940 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> he's not the only one.
#2941 [15:52] <Sinistrahd> I'd make a video cap of it, add some commentary, and upload it to youtube
#2942 [15:52] <DopeGhoti> s/he/ey/
#2943 [15:52] <Wug> you know what, I'm too irritable to be here. I'll be back later
#2944 [15:53] <Wug> !kick wug too irritable
#2945 [15:53] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by Wug with reason: too irritable))
#2946 [15:53] <DG> yes but i wasnt recording or anything
#2947 [15:53] <DopeGhoti> DG: we don't care. It's SEP.
#2948 [15:53] <TheNoodle> lol wug.
#2949 [15:53] <Sinistrahd> DopeGhoti: isn't DG just you trolling?
#2950 [15:53] <DopeGhoti> ...no.
#2951 [15:53] <DG> no
#2952 [15:53] <DopeGhoti> Sinistrahd: look at the hostmasks.
#2953 [15:53] <Sinistrahd> or is my improbability drive set too high?
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#2955 [15:54] * DopeGhoti makes sure there's a FAQ for that in the future
#2955 [15:54] <DopeGhoti> ??< SEP
#2956 [15:54] <CrusaderDeleters> hey sinistrahd
#2957 [15:54] <Sinistrahd> Hi CrusaderDeleters
#2958 [15:54] <Kealper> ??< SEP
#2959 [15:55] <Kealper> ahh..lol
#2960 [15:55] <Sinistrahd> (Somebody Else's Problem)
#2961 [15:55] * schnozzle [schnozzle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2962 [15:55] <CrusaderDeleters> i wanna !kick myself :3
#2963 [15:55] <Kealper> try it
#2964 [15:55] <DopeGhoti> CrusaderDeleters: so join #selfkickulation, and do it.
#2965 [15:56] <CrusaderDeleters> no fun :<
#2966 [15:56] <CrusaderDeleters> no bots there
#2967 [15:56] <Vicktius> It is easy to get kicked. Join #risucraft and ask _303
#2968 [15:56] <CrusaderDeleters> :D
#2969 [15:56] <Vicktius> Who of course is in here.
#2970 [15:57] <CrusaderDeleters> ohai
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#2972 [15:58] <Sinistrahd> I want to see someone come in here from their phone and ask why they can't play MC on it after paying for it...
#2973 [15:58] <Sinistrahd> (before MC Mobile comes out)
#2974 [15:58] * OctoBot [OctoBot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2975 [15:58] <GreyVulpine> We've had people come on, asking how to get minecraft working on their iphone/android
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#2977 [15:59] <CrusaderDeleters> lol
#2978 [15:59] <CrusaderDeleters> funny :)
#2979 [15:59] <OctoBot> Minecraft doesn't work on my little bro's laptop :(
#2980 [15:59] <Sinistrahd> Oleasehelp don't just PM people asking for help, ask your question in the channel
#2981 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> we've had people wanting to play it on their G3 and G4 macs.
#2982 [15:59] <CrusaderDeleters> same on my big bro's, octo
#2983 [15:59] * GreyVulpine shudders
#2983 [15:59] <Sinistrahd> *Pleasehelp
#2984 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> Sinistrahd: there's a FAQ for that. ?? dont/pm (:
#2985 [15:59] <OctoBot> Is it impossible for it to work on an internal Intel video chip?
#2986 [15:59] <DopeGhoti> Sinistrahd: ..it might be dont/query
#2987 [15:59] <GreyVulpine> it's dont/pm
#2988 [15:59] <Sinistrahd> he's not even seeing the channel now though
#2989 [16:00] * sproing [sproing@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2990 [16:00] <Sinistrahd> He probably doesn't even realize he's in a PM
#2991 [16:00] <GreyVulpine> OctoBot - Depends on the intel chipset
#2992 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> Sinistrahd: that's what ??>> is in part for.
#2993 [16:00] <PleaseHelp> what faq
#2994 [16:00] <PleaseHelp> i checked
#2995 [16:00] <CrusaderDeleters> what the hell? I am getting continuous feed from a few ip's that malwarebytes thinks is infected
#2996 [16:00] <OctoBot> Would you guys help me out if I go bring the laptop?.. I'll go get it now
#2997 [16:01] <sproing> my minecraft sreen is black and i cant play minecraft
#2998 [16:01] <PleaseHelp> spro
#2999 [16:01] <DopeGhoti> ??> sproing win/reinst
#3000 [16:01] <VoxelHead> sproing: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3001 [16:01] <VoxelHead> sproing: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3002 [16:01] <DopeGhoti> And now, I lunch.
#3003 [16:01] <Sinistrahd> oh if I do two ?s and two >s it'll PM / notice the user?
#3004 [16:01] <Markaum> I have this weird problem with textures, does anyone knows how to solve it? http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/824/minecraftm.jpg/
#3005 [16:02] <Markaum> the menu aswell http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/819/minecraft2f.jpg/
#3006 [16:02] <Markaum> Does anyone knows why is that happening?
#3007 [16:02] <PleaseHelp> restart it?
#3008 [16:02] * mib_w3byvq [mib_w3byvq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3009 [16:02] <PleaseHelp> or redownload
#3010 [16:02] <Sinistrahd> Markaum: did you download a texture pack?
#3011 [16:02] <TheNoodle> Doesn't look like the texture pack has been updated recently.
#3012 [16:03] <sproing> thankyou so much
#3013 [16:03] <Markaum> I'm using the original texture pack
#3014 [16:03] <Markaum> Fresh install btw
#3015 [16:04] <sproing> i downloaded a texture pack and that was the problem
#3016 [16:04] <Sinistrahd> did I just solve sproing's problem by asking Markaum a question?
#3017 [16:04] <Sinistrahd> weird
#3018 [16:04] <Markaum> lol
#3019 [16:05] <Markaum> I wish I had that luck
#3020 [16:05] <Sinistrahd> Markaum have you tried reinstalling a second time since this texture/colors issue?
#3021 [16:05] <CrusaderDeleters> i think someone else is trying to use out wireless internet
#3022 [16:05] <Markaum> Sinistradh, yeah, a couple times
#3023 [16:06] <sproing> i guess so
#3024 [16:06] <Markaum> It always had this issue on this laptop
#3025 [16:06] <Sinistrahd> CrusaderDeleters I'd recommend setting up at least wpa unless you have an older Nintendo DS that can't sign on to wpa, then a nice long WEP passphrase at least
#3026 [16:06] <Markaum> I'm using an Intel HD card (core i3)
#3027 [16:07] <CrusaderDeleters> i already have some network passwords hooked up
#3028 [16:07] <Sinistrahd> Markaum: I'd recommend checking that your display drivers are up to date (check for newer ones at the website of the laptop manufacturer)
#3029 [16:07] <CrusaderDeleters> we had this problem before, but it wasnt tracked using malware bytes
#3030 [16:07] <Vicktius> Um. I just noticed that optifog/optimine shares cv.class with ModLoader.
#3031 [16:07] <CrusaderDeleters> and seeing that malware bytes says the malicious packets are outgoing, it seems like it coming from the network
#3032 [16:07] <Sinistrahd> CrusaderDeleters I've never seen malwarebytes find someone trying to break in locally, it only ever found malware from remote sources for me
#3033 [16:08] <CrusaderDeleters> heh. i've been gettign a lot of the same ip's that are trying to get into my network
#3034 [16:08] <Sinistrahd> oh ok
#3035 [16:08] <OctoBot> YAY minecraft suddenly worked on my little bros' computer! Wooohooooo.. it just worked on its own
#3036 [16:08] <Sinistrahd> PM CrusaderDeleters
#3037 [16:08] <OctoBot> Now I'll buy them an account and find us a server : D
#3038 [16:09] <OctoBot> So happy. In a month I'm gonna be going half the world away and this way we can play.
#3039 [16:09] <OctoBot> phew.. I'm just overjoyed and wanted to share : )
#3040 [16:09] <TheNoodle> I can suggest a PvP server if you need one :P
#3041 [16:09] <sproing> guys how do i use a patcher
#3042 [16:10] <TheNoodle> Sproing: for which mod?
#3043 [16:10] <sproing> the yogscast mod
#3044 [16:11] <OctoBot> I actually would appreciate server suggestions TheNoodle, or how to find quality servers. I haven't tried multiplayer yet. I wanna know how it works before I do it for them.
#3045 [16:11] <TheNoodle> Insert ModLoader into minecraft.jar
#3046 [16:11] <TheNoodle> Insert .class and mob folder into minecraft.jar
#3047 [16:11] <TheNoodle> Delete META-INF
#3048 [16:12] <sproing> how
#3049 [16:12] <TheNoodle> That was for sproing. OctoBot: if your brother is a bit younger then my servers probably won't be a good idea, you're best bet is to go to minestatus.net and look at some of the higher rated servers.
#3050 [16:14] <mib_w3byvq> hello i had a problem with minecarft vpremium
#3051 [16:14] <sproing> no its the water and lava it says to do that and i dont know how
#3052 [16:14] <TheNoodle> the water and lava?
#3053 [16:15] <TheNoodle> mib_w3byvq: what's your problem?
#3054 [16:15] <Vicktius> Optifog/mine shares cv.class with ModLoader. Is this the cause of various visual artifacts?
#3055 [16:15] <mib_w3byvq> i bought minecarft but i had doesnt it why ?
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#3057 [16:15] <sproing> the water and lava says use the patcher noob on it
#3058 [16:15] <mib_w3byvq> i am sure i had a right email an also
#3059 [16:15] <thecairocat> Hello!
#3060 [16:16] <TheNoodle> mib_w3byvq what is your minecraft username?
#3061 [16:16] <Markaum> Sinistrahd Maybe that will solve the problem, just checked now, my driver version is 8.x actual version is 15.x o_O
#3062 [16:16] <mib_w3byvq> WeLLs__
#3063 [16:16] * mib_ipyzig [mib_ipyzig@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3064 [16:16] <TheNoodle> !paid wells__
#3065 [16:16] <sproing> megaperson53
#3066 [16:16] <mib_w3byvq> yes : o
#3067 [16:16] <thecairocat> Hmm.
#3068 [16:17] <TheNoodle> Minecraft.net is reporting that your minecraft account is not registered as premium.
#3069 [16:17] <mib_w3byvq> ok
#3070 [16:17] <TheNoodle> How long ago did you buy minecraft?
#3071 [16:17] <mib_w3byvq> yester day
#3072 [16:17] <thecairocat> Well, anyway, I have a question about redstone circuitry. If someone could direct me to a tutorial, that'd be great.
#3073 [16:17] <TheNoodle> And what payment method did you use?
#3074 [16:17] <mib_w3byvq> ec
#3075 [16:17] <sproing> a couple of weeks ago but i bought a code
#3076 [16:18] <sproing> im playin it right now
#3077 [16:18] <TheNoodle> thecairocat: you're best option is the minecraft wiki
#3078 [16:18] <thecairocat> Right, I've looked all through there.
#3079 [16:18] <TheNoodle> sproing: i'm talking to mib_w3byvq
#3080 [16:18] <thecairocat> But I haven't found what I'm looking for.
#3081 [16:18] <TheNoodle> You could ask in #minecraft
#3082 [16:18] <TheNoodle> :P
#3083 [16:18] <sproing> oh sry
#3084 [16:18] <thecairocat> Ok, I'll try that.
#3085 [16:18] <sproing> so how do i fix the water and lava
#3086 [16:19] <mib_w3byvq> sproing what you mean it with a couple of weeks ago but you bought a code
#3087 [16:19] <mib_w3byvq> ?
#3088 [16:19] <sproing> i bought a gift code
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#3090 [16:19] <mib_w3byvq> and you thinked you have bought it so
#3091 [16:20] <mib_w3byvq> or what you mean ?
#3092 [16:20] <TheNoodle> mib_w3byvq: sproing has no effect on your current situation.
#3093 [16:20] <TheNoodle> I'll repeat my question: how did you pay for minecraft?
#3094 [16:20] <Sinistrahd> mib_w3byvq are you the user from brazil who was in here earlier?
#3095 [16:20] <OctoBot> minestatus.com will do nicely for me and my brothers. If you have a spot on your server for just me for when I want a more mature experience, I'll gladly join your server as well.
#3096 [16:20] <sproing> i bought a code on my user and when i logged in i had the code and i could download it
#3097 [16:21] <TheNoodle> Octobot: we're Aggression, pretty sure its 21st or something :P
#3098 [16:21] <Markaum> Sinistrahd Updated graphic card from 8.15.10.2008 to 8.15.10.2202, everything is working smoothly now. Thank you!
#3099 [16:21] <TheNoodle> Sproing: your problem in no way relates to mib_w3byvq.
#3100 [16:21] <Sinistrahd> glad to help, Markaum
#3101 [16:21] <sproing> but how do i fix the water and lava on the texture pack im using
#3102 [16:21] <Sinistrahd> wish I could've helped crusaderdeleters more :(
#3103 [16:21] <OctoBot> So is Aggression like a white-list server, or do you just ban aggressors?
#3104 [16:22] <Sinistrahd> sproing: redownload the pack or go back to the defaults
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#3106 [16:22] <mib_w3byvq> wehre can i check that i bought minecraft ?
#3107 [16:22] <TheNoodle> Octobot: Aggression is a PvP server, the name simply relates to the fact that players fight each other.
#3108 [16:23] <Sinistrahd> mib_w3byvq what is the user name of the account you purchased?
#3109 [16:23] <TheNoodle> mib_w3byvq: If you do not answer our questions we cannot help you.
#3110 [16:23] <mib_w3byvq> ok thanks for helping
#3111 [16:23] <Sinistrahd> wth
#3112 [16:23] <TheNoodle> ...
#3113 [16:23] <TheNoodle> fuck sake.
#3114 [16:23] <Sinistrahd> I'll bet that was the same guy as earlier
#3115 [16:23] <TheNoodle> oh and his username was "WeLLs__" (unregistered)
#3116 [16:24] <Sinistrahd> ah
#3117 [16:24] <sproing> thenoodle how do i use a patcher on water and lava
#3118 [16:24] <Sinistrahd> crusaderdeleters has some mean malware on his system that's circumventing malwarebytes
#3119 [16:24] <TheNoodle> Sinistrahd: tell him to go to gtg.
#3120 [16:24] <TheNoodle> derp, g2g.
#3121 [16:25] <Sinistrahd> I directed him to Microsoft Security Essentials 2 and to update definitions and then unplug his system from the net until he had run a full scan and then rerun it
#3122 [16:25] <Sinistrahd> g2g? is that similar to majorgeeks? I told him to go through the majorgeeks malware guide if MSE 2 didn't do it
#3123 [16:26] <TheNoodle> Geeks2Go, they basically go through the process with you
#3124 [16:26] <Sinistrahd> ah ok. majorgeeks goes through stuff with you if their guide doesn't fix an issue, but via forums
#3125 [16:26] * mib_aqgcbc [mib_aqgcbc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3126 [16:26] <TheNoodle> wait, it is geeks to go. Haven't been there in a while
#3127 [16:26] * asnoehu [asnoehu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3128 [16:26] <TheNoodle> same thing with gtg, I just like them better :D
#3129 [16:27] * n673_ [n673_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3130 [16:27] <Sinistrahd> :P
#3131 [16:27] <Sinistrahd> guess it depends which one fixes a major issue for you first :P
#3132 [16:27] <inv0lt> what is the default vaule for mouse sensitivity
#3133 [16:27] <TheNoodle> nah, I learnt most of my virus removal stuff from there.
#3134 [16:27] <TheNoodle> inv0lt: do you mean in minecraft?
#3135 [16:27] <inv0lt> yes
#3136 [16:28] <inv0lt> i changed it and i dont remember the old vaule
#3137 [16:28] <Sinistrahd> I went through a week of TS with majorgeeks only to learn I had no malware or software issues, but had bad capacitors on my video cards
#3138 [16:28] <TheNoodle> 100%
#3139 [16:28] <TheNoodle> That must've sucked :P
#3140 [16:28] <TheNoodle> Anything else inv0lt?
#3141 [16:28] <Sinistrahd> yeah, luckily they didn't drip onto any other important components
#3142 [16:29] <inv0lt> nope but thanks
#3143 [16:29] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#3144 [16:30] <TheNoodle> woo, 5 seconds to look in minecraft. :)
#3145 [16:31] <Sinistrahd> *TheNoodle logs into his smp only to find 10 new users there staring at him. Their names all begin with mib_*
#3146 [16:32] * TheNoodle 's eyes widen in shock.
#3146 [16:32] * TheNoodle explodes.
#3146 [16:32] <Sinistrahd> oh you meant the channel
#3147 [16:32] * alexistough [alexistough@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3148 [16:32] <TheNoodle> :P
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#3151 [16:32] <mib_aqgcbc> my min
#3152 [16:32] <alexistough> hello
#3153 [16:32] <TheNoodle> Welcome.
#3154 [16:32] <TheNoodle> Whats up?
#3155 [16:33] <alexistough> I run out of memory
#3156 [16:33] <mib_aqgcbc> my minecraft will freeze
#3157 [16:33] <alexistough> when playing on a server
#3158 [16:33] <Sinistrahd> how much ram do you have and what OS are you on?
#3159 [16:33] <alexistough> 8 GB and I have windows 7
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#3161 [16:33] <TheNoodle> What error message indicates that you are running out of memory?
#3162 [16:34] <mib_aqgcbc> can someone help me minecraft will freeze on me
#3163 [16:34] <alexistough> The minecraft has run out of memory screen
#3164 [16:34] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: you were asked a question. (how much ram do you have and what os are you on?)
#3165 [16:34] <alexistough> and stopped minecraft to prevent level croupption
#3166 [16:34] <Sinistrahd> thanks TheNoodle, forgot to highlight
#3167 [16:34] <mib_aqgcbc> :(:( my minecraft freezes
#3168 [16:35] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc we get that. We need to know some system details to help
#3169 [16:35] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: We asked you a question, if you do not answer we cannot help you.
#3170 [16:36] <mib_aqgcbc> what is the question
#3171 [16:36] <TheNoodle> sinistrahd: could alexis's problem be hdd space? *hopeful face*
#3172 [16:36] <Sinistrahd> alexistough are you running the server on the same pc as the client?
#3173 [16:36] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: how much ram do you have and what os are you on?
#3174 [16:36] <alexistough> i am not running the server
#3175 [16:36] <Sinistrahd> my thought is maybe too much stuff open, but can there be too much stuff for 8 gigs?
#3176 [16:36] <TheNoodle> There can.
#3177 [16:36] <mib_aqgcbc> i dont know were to go to see my os or ram
#3178 [16:37] <Sinistrahd> alex are you a heavy bittorrent user perhaps? lots of active torrents can leach memory to an extent
#3179 [16:37] <alexistough> click start menu
#3180 [16:37] <alexistough> nope
#3181 [16:37] <alexistough> never used one in my life
#3182 [16:37] <mib_aqgcbc> were do i click start menu
#3183 [16:37] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc do you use an apple computer?
#3184 [16:38] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: do you know if you are using windows xp or windows 7?
#3185 [16:38] <mib_aqgcbc> nope windows
#3186 [16:38] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc you don't know where the start button is in windows?
#3187 [16:38] <mib_aqgcbc> i think windows 7
#3188 [16:38] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: right click on my computer and go to properties.
#3189 [16:38] <mib_aqgcbc> nope
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#3191 [16:39] <alexistough> anyone got any ideas?
#3192 [16:39] <Sinistrahd> ok, click the little windows icon at the bottom left
#3193 [16:39] <mib_aqgcbc> then were do i go to see the so and ram
#3194 [16:39] <TheNoodle> In windows 7 it is normaly a blue orb located in the bottom left corner of your screen.
#3195 [16:39] <TheNoodle> Right click on 'my computer' and select properties.
#3196 [16:39] <mib_aqgcbc> oh i know that i use it all the time
#3197 [16:39] <TheNoodle> alexistough: not really, process list?
#3198 [16:40] <alexistough> what??
#3199 [16:40] <Sinistrahd> yeah alexistough try opening task manager
#3200 [16:40] <Sinistrahd> and select the processes tab
#3201 [16:40] <mib_aqgcbc> i cant find propertys
#3202 [16:40] <Sinistrahd> see what's hogging ram
#3203 [16:40] <alexistough> okay
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#3206 [16:40] <alexistough> nothing
#3207 [16:41] <TheNoodle> Alexis: alternitvely you can paste your process list here. (ask if you don't know how)
#3208 [16:41] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc I'll give you a screen shot, just a moment
#3209 [16:41] * TheNoodle cries
#3209 [16:41] <alexistough> how do i do that
#3210 [16:41] <squiggy> i am trying to get on minecraft and after it says loading, the screen turns white and my game wont come up. wats rong?
#3211 [16:41] <alexistough> wait a second
#3212 [16:42] <TheNoodle> go to cmd and type 'tasklist'
#3213 [16:42] <TheNoodle> then select all - copy
#3214 [16:42] <alexistough> okay
#3215 [16:42] <TheNoodle> then use pastebin
#3216 [16:42] <TheNoodle> ??> alexistough pastebin
#3217 [16:42] <TheNoodle> ...
#3218 [16:42] <alexistough> it wont let me
#3219 [16:42] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2448/systemproperties.jpg
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#3221 [16:42] <TheNoodle> What won't it let you do?
#3222 [16:43] <squiggy> i am trying to get on minecraft and after it says loading, the screen turns white and my game wont come up.
#3223 [16:43] <alexistough> how do i copy it wont let me
#3224 [16:43] <alexistough> when i select all
#3225 [16:43] <TheNoodle> right click on it and choose select all
#3226 [16:43] <TheNoodle> then right click again and choose copy
#3227 [16:43] <alexistough> it disselects everything
#3228 [16:43] <alexistough> Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601] Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. C:\Users\Alex>tasklist Image Name PID Session Name Session# Mem Usage ========================= ======== ================ =========== ============ System Idle Process 0 Services 0 24 K Syst
#3229 [16:43] <alexistough> there
#3230 [16:44] <alexistough> Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601] Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. C:\Users\Alex>tasklist Image Name PID Session Name Session# Mem Usage ========================= ======== ================ =========== ============ System Idle Process 0 Services 0 24 K Syst
#3231 [16:44] <TheNoodle> no no no.
#3232 [16:44] <Sinistrahd> alex there's a char limit for chat messages
#3233 [16:44] <alexistough> that is all it will copy
#3234 [16:44] <TheNoodle> Pastebin!
#3235 [16:44] <Sinistrahd> gotta paste it to pastebin.com
#3236 [16:44] <alexistough> paste what?
#3237 [16:44] <squiggy> i am trying to get on minecraft and after it says loading, the screen turns white and my game wont come up
#3238 [16:44] <TheNoodle> squiggy, delete your bin folder and then load mniecraft.exe again. (on windows)
#3239 [16:45] <Sinistrahd> ??> squiggy win/reinst
#3240 [16:45] <alexistough> there
#3241 [16:45] <squiggy> okay
#3242 [16:45] <Sinistrahd> oh voxelhead is still gone
#3243 [16:45] <alexistough> it is labbeled minecraft help
#3244 [16:45] <squiggy> ill try that
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#3246 [16:45] <TheNoodle> Just give us the url.
#3247 [16:45] <TheNytangel> In my server.properties, what would happen if I put something for the server-ip?
#3248 [16:45] <alexistough> http://pastebin.com/Cx0nsSBG
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#3250 [16:45] <TheNoodle> Thenytangle if you are running it on a server with multiple ip addresses it would bind to the selected ip.
#3251 [16:46] <TheNoodle> Assuming that address was properly configured.
#3252 [16:46] <Running_Bull> Does anyone know why when I purchased the game and it said the transaction was successful, when I try to log in it says "User not premium?"
#3253 [16:46] <TheNoodle> Running_bull, what is your minecraft username?
#3254 [16:46] <Running_Bull> dropitlikeitshot
#3255 [16:46] <TheNytangel> So TheNoodle, if I set it as.. a bunch of random numbers, the IP would be that?
#3256 [16:46] <squiggy> would downloading the new aether mod have anything to do with my blank screen?
#3257 [16:47] <TheNoodle> alexis: there is nothing in your process list that would even remotly eat your ram
#3258 [16:47] <TheNoodle> !pad dropitlikeitshot
#3259 [16:47] <TheNoodle> damnit.
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#3261 [16:47] <Sinistrahd> voxelhead come back!
#3262 [16:47] <alexistough> then wat would cause it?
#3263 [16:47] <TheNoodle> Thenytangel: that ip would have to be configured. (linux, windows or osx?
#3264 [16:47] <Sinistrahd> RunningBull how long has it been since you purchased and did you use paypal?
#3265 [16:48] <Running_Bull> No, I used a credit card. About ten minutes.
#3266 [16:48] <TheNytangel> Windows
#3267 [16:48] <mib_aqgcbc> can someone help me get minecraft to stop freezeing
#3268 [16:48] <Sinistrahd> alexistough how much space is open on your hard drives? (specifically the system one)
#3269 [16:48] <TheNoodle> No idea alexistough my only suggestion would be to monitor your processes while playing minecraft.
#3270 [16:48] <squiggy> would downloading the new aether mod have anything to do with my blank screen?
#3271 [16:48] <TheNoodle> squiggy, porbably.
#3272 [16:48] <Sinistrahd> mib_aqgcbc I pasted a screencap of how to check your os and ram
#3273 [16:48] <mib_aqgcbc> i dont know
#3274 [16:48] <TheNoodle> damnit, first time I could have used causality.
#3275 [16:49] <alexistough> why?
#3276 [16:49] <alexistough> so I cant get on that server
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#3278 [16:49] <TheNoodle> Is it only that server?
#3279 [16:49] <alexistough> yes
#3280 [16:49] <alexistough> sofar
#3281 [16:49] <alexistough> so far
#3282 [16:49] <TheNoodle> Thats different then.
#3283 [16:49] <Sinistrahd> hmm that is odd
#3284 [16:49] <TheNoodle> Did you say the client just crashed?
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#3286 [16:49] <alexistough> no
#3287 [16:50] <mib_vavmtq> hey yeah when can i get a little help?
#3288 [16:50] <alexistough> have you ever used single player commands
#3289 [16:50] <Sinistrahd> mib_vavmtq we don't even know what you need help with yet
#3290 [16:50] <alexistough> and used world wdit
#3291 [16:50] <sedentary2> anyone having problems getting their premium account to be activated?
#3292 [16:50] <mib_vavmtq> me me!
#3293 [16:50] <Sinistrahd> sedentary2 it takes a little while after payment is received
#3294 [16:50] <alexistough> and cleared out an area t of obig and your get the minecraft has run out of memry screen
#3295 [16:51] <mib_vavmtq> its been about 3 months
#3296 [16:51] <alexistough> thats the screen i get
#3297 [16:51] <sedentary2> 3 months/?? jking right?
#3298 [16:51] <Sinistrahd> not that long
#3299 [16:51] <mib_vavmtq> nope i never even got the freaking E-mail
#3300 [16:51] <TheNytangel> TheNoodle, windows
#3301 [16:51] <TheNoodle> I'd say you didn't use the correct email address.
#3302 [16:51] <sedentary2> its been 20 hours, no email here either
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#3304 [16:51] <Sinistrahd> mib_vavmtq contact mojang then
#3305 [16:51] <mib_vavmtq> im completely sure i did
#3306 [16:51] <sedentary2> yes i did too
#3307 [16:52] <TheNoodle> Thenytangel: unless you own the ip address it will not bind to it correctly.
#3308 [16:52] <sedentary2> i even reset my password to make sure
#3309 [16:52] <mib_vavmtq> same here
#3310 [16:52] <alexistough> this is it http://www.damnthoseproblems.com/?tag=crash
#3311 [16:52] <alexistough> that picture
#3312 [16:52] <Running_Bull> TheNoodle, so should I just wait?
#3313 [16:52] <Sinistrahd> oh doh
#3314 [16:52] <mib_4s0val> my game is stuck saying done loading and i do not know what to do
#3315 [16:52] <TheNoodle> Running_bull: if you bought minecraft within the last few hours I would suggest just waiting.
#3316 [16:52] <Sinistrahd> alexistough do you use a batch file to run minecraft?
#3317 [16:52] <mib_vavmtq> 3 months is not recently
#3318 [16:52] <TheNoodle> mib_4s0val: delete your bin folder.
#3319 [16:52] <mib_4s0val> no
#3320 [16:52] <alexistough> nopw
#3321 [16:52] <sedentary2> mib_vavmlq how long have you been waiting?
#3322 [16:52] <mib_4s0val> ok
#3323 [16:53] <mib_vavmtq> about 3 months
#3324 [16:53] <Running_Bull> TheNoodle: Okay.\
#3325 [16:53] <Sinistrahd> I wonder if his java isn't allocating enough ram then
#3326 [16:53] <alexistough> how do i give it more ram?
#3327 [16:53] <TheNoodle> Alexis, could you tell us how much memory is being alocated for minecraft (press f3 while in game)
#3328 [16:53] <alexistough> about 20% why?
#3329 [16:53] <alexistough> then it gives me the screen
#3330 [16:54] <TheNoodle> mib_vavmtq: please read the channel title.
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#3332 [16:55] <TheNoodle> there should be [changing amount]mb of [fixed amount]mb in the top right hand corner, what is the fixed amount?
#3333 [16:55] <squiggy> If i delete the bin folder then repload minecraft.exe, would my worlds be gone and I'd have to start over?
#3334 [16:55] <Sinistrahd> alexistough try this: open notepad and type this into it (not the brackets) [javaw -Xmx1024M =Xms512M -jar "C:\C:\Users\YOURUSERNAME\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\Minecraft.jar"] and save it as minecraft.bat, then run it
#3335 [16:55] <mib_aqgcbc> my ram said that i have 4.00 and it holds 3.80 what do i do
#3336 [16:55] <Sinistrahd> oops
#3337 [16:55] <Sinistrahd> remove that = sign
#3338 [16:55] <alexistough> username for computer or minecraft
#3339 [16:55] <Sinistrahd> replace it with another -
#3340 [16:55] <TheNoodle> squiggy, your maps are stored in the maps folder, deleting the bin folder will not remove them,
#3341 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> and I doubled up my C:
#3342 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> grr
#3343 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> I need to proofread more
#3344 [16:56] <mib_vavmtq> hello? ive been waiting for months for minecraft!
#3345 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> Wait.. why are you running minecraft.jar from the .minecraft folder?
#3346 [16:56] <squiggy> okay. so all i have to do is delete the bin folder in my .minecraft folder? then repload minecraft.exe?
#3347 [16:56] <TheNoodle> nope
#3348 [16:56] <TheNoodle> just delete the bin
#3349 [16:56] <alexistough> wait
#3350 [16:56] <TheNoodle> and run minecraft.exe
#3351 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> [javaw -Xmx1024M -Xms512M -jar "C:\Users\YOURUSERNAME\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\Minecraft.jar"]
#3352 [16:56] * GreyVulpine prods Sinistrahd
#3352 [16:56] <squiggy> ok. so i dont need the bin then?
#3353 [16:56] <alexistough> do i keep quotes?
#3354 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> why are you running minecraft.jar from the .minecraft folder?
#3355 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> there I proofread it through this time :P
#3356 [16:57] <alexistough> quotes?
#3357 [16:57] <Sinistrahd> I didn't proofread what I typed, GreyBot
#3358 [16:57] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine
#3359 [16:57] <TheNoodle> Because he is getting out of memory errors while playing on a server.
#3360 [16:57] * GreyVulpine kick Sinistrahd.
#3360 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> You don't run the minecraft.jar from the .minecraft folder.
#3361 [16:57] <Sinistrahd> I know
#3362 [16:57] <Sinistrahd> only pirates do that
#3363 [16:57] <mib_aqgcbc> what do i do if i had 4.00 and my ram only holds 3.80
#3364 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> No.
#3365 [16:57] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: where does it say your computer has 4gb of ram?
#3366 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.jar in the .minecraft folder is not the same minecraft.jar from the website
#3367 [16:58] <mib_aqgcbc> in my properties
#3368 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> You want to do the one from the website, that's the launcher
#3369 [16:58] <Sinistrahd> I know GreyVulpine
#3370 [16:58] <Sinistrahd> I do use the bin
#3371 [16:58] <mib_vavmtq> look i just want to be able to be able to play this game already
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#3373 [16:58] <SlashLife> Mhh ... how were boosters fixed? Can two minecarts on adjacent tracks now pass each other?
#3374 [16:58] <mib_vavmtq> a little help wouldbe very appreciated
#3375 [16:58] <GreyVulpine> SlashLife - Yes, it's been fixed
#3376 [16:58] <SlashLife> Yeah I know that it has. x)
#3377 [16:58] <Sinistrahd> I had this whole issue the first time I modded, I added the stuff to the wrong jar then
#3378 [16:58] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: if it says 4gb in properties where does it say 3.8gb?
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#3380 [16:58] <SlashLife> I'd like to know whether I can lay two minecart tracks intended to go in opposite directions right next to each other.
#3381 [16:59] <mib_aqgcbc> no it said 3.80gb
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#3383 [16:59] <Sinistrahd> TheNoodle probably says 3.80 available if he's on a 32 bit OS
#3384 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_vavmtq - What kind of help do you need?
#3385 [16:59] <DlukZ> anyone here use ubuntu 11.04 and ATI video cards to play minecraft?
#3386 [16:59] <TheNoodle> I know, trouble is he said it had 4gb a few lines up :D
#3387 [16:59] <mib_aqgcbc> it said it behind the 4.00
#3388 [16:59] <Sinistrahd> I think that's the addressable limit for ram on 32bit OSes
#3389 [16:59] <TheNoodle> It is.
#3390 [16:59] <TheNoodle> 3.8gb anyway.
#3391 [16:59] <TheNoodle> (from memory)
#3392 [17:00] <mib_vavmtq> i bought the game and ive been waiting about 3 months for the E-mail,my account to be premium,just anyhting that will let me play already!
#3393 [17:00] <alexistough> it isnt working
#3394 [17:00] <TheNoodle> mib_vamtq you need to contact mojang support.
#3395 [17:00] <Sinistrahd> mib_vavmtq that's a lot of patience
#3396 [17:00] <alexistough> it isnt working
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#3398 [17:00] <mib_vavmtq> okay where do i go to do that then?
#3399 [17:00] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/support.jsp
#3400 [17:00] <mib_vavmtq> all right thanks
#3401 [17:00] <Sinistrahd> alexistough did you see my correction to the syntax?
#3402 [17:00] <goldman> hey noodle
#3403 [17:00] <alexistough> nope
#3404 [17:01] <Sinistrahd> I'll PM you
#3405 [17:01] <alexistough> do it again
#3406 [17:01] <Sinistrahd> lots going on here
#3407 [17:01] <rcmaehl> http://pastebin.com/P2cQ7jHW
#3408 [17:01] <alexistough> and wait
#3409 [17:01] <alexistough> do i put up quotes
#3410 [17:01] <alexistough> that were there
#3411 [17:01] <Sinistrahd> yeah
#3412 [17:01] <alexistough> okay
#3413 [17:01] <Sinistrahd> click the sinistrahd tab in here
#3414 [17:01] <alexistough> what about brackets?
#3415 [17:01] <TheNoodle> Goldman: to ping me (ie get my attention) use TheNoodle
#3416 [17:01] <TheNoodle> goldman: what's up?
#3417 [17:02] <alexistough> Sinistrahd what about the brackets?
#3418 [17:02] <Sinistrahd> alexistough answer is in the PM I sent you
#3419 [17:02] <Sinistrahd> alexistough look for a tab labeled sinistrahd
#3420 [17:03] <DlukZ> anyone here use ubuntu 11.04 and ATI video cards to play minecraft??
#3421 [17:03] <mib_aqgcbc> were do i go to contact them
#3422 [17:03] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/support.jsp
#3423 [17:03] <TheNoodle> wait what.
#3424 [17:03] <TheNoodle> Who are you trying to contact?
#3425 [17:04] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: who are you trying to contact?
#3426 [17:06] <mib_aqgcbc> how tdo i get minecraft to stop freezeing
#3427 [17:06] <TheNoodle> Delete your bin folder and run minecraft.exe
#3428 [17:07] <sedentary2> TheNoodle? I've had the same problem. Account not showing as premium, so I followed the link to support and it sends me back to IRC for help?
#3429 [17:07] <mib_aqgcbc> you mean just minecraft
#3430 [17:07] <TheNoodle> No.
#3431 [17:07] <TheNoodle> I mean the bin folder in .minecraft
#3432 [17:07] <mib_aqgcbc> were do i go to run minecraft exe
#3433 [17:07] <TheNoodle> seadentary2: how long ago did you buy minecraft?
#3434 [17:07] <DlukZ> anyone here play MC on Ubuntu?
#3435 [17:08] <TheNoodle> mib_aqgcbc: Hold down the windows key and press r. In the window that comes up type %appdata%/.minecraft
#3436 [17:08] <mib_aqgcbc> about a week before school got out
#3437 [17:08] <TheNoodle> I am now throughly confused.
#3438 [17:09] <TheNoodle> Stop having each others problems.
#3439 [17:09] <TheNoodle> When I send a message in this format 'username: message here' the message is addressed to that player, no one else.
#3440 [17:09] <sedentary2> TheNoodle I bought it 27 hours ago
#3441 [17:09] <mib_aqgcbc> do i click on bin after i click on minecraft
#3442 [17:10] <TheNoodle> Sedentary2: what payment method did you use?
#3443 [17:10] <sedentary2> with a credit card
#3444 [17:10] <TheNoodle> mib:aqgcbc delete the 'bin' folder
#3445 [17:10] <TheNoodle> sedentary2: And did the transaction complete?
#3446 [17:10] <sedentary2> yes
#3447 [17:11] <sedentary2> it said thank you for your purchase and it shows on my online banking site too
#3448 [17:11] <TheNoodle> One moment.
#3449 [17:11] <sedentary2> k
#3450 [17:11] <TheNoodle> What is your minecraft username?
#3451 [17:11] <sedentary2> RevengeJAB2
#3452 [17:11] <Sinistrahd> couldn't help alexistough :(
#3453 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> his PC doesn't recognize javaw as a command or program
#3454 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> in order to use the batch file
#3455 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> anyone else with suggestions?
#3456 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> or not
#3457 [17:12] <TheNoodle> Then the path needs to be added.
#3458 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> he just left
#3459 [17:12] <TheNoodle> reference the java executable direclty next time.
#3460 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> is gonna email mojang
#3461 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> I'd guess voxelhead has a trigger to get that path?
#3462 [17:13] <TheNoodle> Sedentary2: That minecraft username is not being reported as premium. Are you sure its correct?
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#3464 [17:13] <sedentary2> Yes, positive.
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#3466 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> so who hasn't been helped yet?
#3467 [17:13] <TheNoodle> Nah, most computers have the java path defined.
#3468 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> hi sqozza
#3469 [17:14] <TheNoodle> Sedentary ni that case you'll need to contact Mojang support, there is nothing else we can really do for you.
#3470 [17:14] <Sinistrahd> are we in a lull in the storm?
#3471 [17:14] <TheNoodle> Seem to be.
#3472 [17:14] <sedentary2> How to contact Mojang though? Support page sends me here or wiki which say nothing?
#3473 [17:15] <TheNoodle> One moment, i'll go through the support page.
#3474 [17:15] <sedentary2> thanks a ton
#3475 [17:15] <TheNoodle> "Have you requested all the usernames attached to your email? If not, please go to the password recovery page. This way you will receive all the usernames linked to your email account to check for typos or mix-ups."
#3476 [17:15] <TheNoodle> http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3477 [17:16] <sedentary2> yes, I did that already just to make sure
#3478 [17:16] <sedentary2> i only have one user name
#3479 [17:16] <sedentary2> i even tried the reverse
#3480 [17:16] <sedentary2> same
#3481 [17:17] <Sinistrahd> if all else fails, most of mojang are on twitter :P
#3482 [17:17] <TheNoodle> Account -> Premium -> Bought a minecraft premium -> check all boxes -> enter details
#3483 [17:18] <TheNoodle> That will send your details to mojang.
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#3485 [17:19] <sedentary2> Got it! Thanks TheNoodle! :)))
#3486 [17:19] <TheNoodle> You're welcome.
#3487 [17:19] <Sinistrahd> TheNoodle: Voxelhead may need a "where's my windows start button" script :P
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#3489 [17:20] <Sinistrahd> well look who decided to join the party :P
#3490 [17:20] <TheNoodle> Probably a pic for each os :p
#3491 [17:20] <Sinistrahd> thanks DopeGhoti
#3492 [17:20] <TheNoodle> Vox!
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#3494 [17:20] * TheNoodle pats voxelhead
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#3495 [17:20] <TheNoodle> awww.
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#3497 [17:20] <zelda> i need help
#3498 [17:21] <TheNoodle> What's up zelda?
#3499 [17:21] <Sinistrahd> or should we say fuogo
#3500 [17:21] * TheNoodle is happy now that he has vox.
#3500 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: The vector opposing the dominant gravity well, but that's not important right now.
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#3502 [17:21] <Sinistrahd> all that's important is, the gate is down!
#3503 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> well
#3504 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> the _enemy's_ gate.
#3505 [17:22] <zelda> every time i try to load the free version it always says error (1)
#3506 [17:22] <Sinistrahd> the enemy's gate is down, that is
#3507 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> zelda: what free version would that be?
#3508 [17:22] <TheNoodle> Ima guess classic...*hope classic.
#3509 [17:22] <zelda> the free old classic single player
#3510 [17:22] <Sinistrahd> y'know, the one on piratebay ;)
#3511 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: there's also the Survival demo, and then there's "free" as in "Stolen".
#3512 [17:23] <zelda> please help
#3513 [17:23] <TheNoodle> So zelda, are you the browser version of the WoM client?
#3514 [17:23] <TheNoodle> *or the
#3515 [17:24] <zelda> im just a kid who wants to play mine craft
#3516 [17:24] <TheNoodle> Zelda, i'm gonna assume the browser version then. Do you know what browser you are using?
#3517 [17:24] <TheNoodle> (internet explorer/firefox/chrome/safari)
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#3519 [17:25] <zelda> internet explorer
#3520 [17:25] <DopeGhoti> ?? win/ie
#3521 [17:25] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#3522 [17:25] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#3523 [17:25] <TheNoodle> Dope, could we add a section to vox for finding the start button?
#3524 [17:26] <Sinistrahd> does internet explorer still use microsoft's virtual machine for java instead of sun's vm?
#3525 [17:26] <zelda> help please what do i do
#3526 [17:26] <DopeGhoti> zelda: Use another browser.
#3527 [17:26] <TheNoodle> Download either google chrome or firefox.
#3528 [17:27] <DopeGhoti> ??+ win/startmenu|If you can't find the Start Button on your screen, press Ctrl+Esc, or the Windows key (between Ctrl and Alt on most keyboards)/
#3529 [17:27] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: that'll be $8.
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#3531 [17:27] <TheNoodle> ooh. Thats cool.
#3532 [17:27] <Sinistrahd> whoa, what's that thing that just showed up on my screen!?
#3533 [17:27] <mib_6gx8nc> whats the mod help channel?
#3534 [17:27] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_6gx8nc mods
#3535 [17:27] <VoxelHead> mib_6gx8nc: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3536 [17:27] <Sinistrahd> #risucraft
#3537 [17:27] <VoxelHead> mib_6gx8nc: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3538 [17:27] <mib_6gx8nc> thnx
#3539 [17:27] <DlukZ> anyone here play MC on Ubuntu?
#3540 [17:28] <DopeGhoti> DlukZ: yes.
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#3544 [17:28] <Sinistrahd> I need to run, going out with my wife and the other doctors at her clinic to say farewell to another doc who's leaving... for Iowa... of all places
#3545 [17:28] <mib_wayf17> hello
#3546 [17:28] <DopeGhoti> ciao, Sinistrahd
#3547 [17:28] <Sinistrahd> good luck everyone
#3548 [17:29] <mib_wayf17> how do i stop black screen
#3549 [17:29] <mib_6gx8nc> voxelbox ftw
#3550 [17:29] <mib_wayf17> thx
#3551 [17:29] <mib_6gx8nc> i dont have a meta inf folder what do i do?
#3552 [17:29] <DopeGhoti> mib_6gx8nc: SEP
#3553 [17:30] <TheNoodle> Cia sin.
#3554 [17:30] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_wayf17 win/reinst
#3555 [17:30] <VoxelHead> mib_wayf17: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3556 [17:30] <VoxelHead> mib_wayf17: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3557 [17:31] <TheNoodle> mib_6gx8nc: don't worry, it doesn't matter.
#3558 [17:31] <mib_6gx8nc> ok
#3559 [17:31] <tyteen4a03> ??< sep
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#3561 [17:32] <DlukZ> DopeGhoti what kind of video card do you use?
#3562 [17:32] <DlukZ> and what version of ubuntu?
#3563 [17:32] <CrusaderDeleters> sini i am back
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#3565 [17:32] <TheNoodle> Sin has left :P
#3566 [17:33] <TheNoodle> What was you're problem?
#3567 [17:33] <CrusaderDeleters> its nothing; he was just helping me out with fixing a giant computer problem
#3568 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> DlukZ: An NVidia SomethingOrOther
#3569 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> and I've used 10.04; 10.10, and 11.04
#3570 [17:33] <DopeGhoti> all with no problem
#3571 [17:33] <DlukZ> damn..
#3572 [17:34] <DlukZ> i have an ATI Radeon HD 4200
#3573 [17:34] <DlukZ> and can't get it to work
#3574 [17:34] <TheNoodle> CrusaderDeleters: Okay, if there is anything we can do just let us know.
#3575 [17:34] <CrusaderDeleters> alright
#3576 [17:34] <DlukZ> with any drivers..if i remove the drivers it works...just is SLOW and choppy
#3577 [17:35] <CrusaderDeleters> we had a total downpour in our area just acouple minutes ago
#3578 [17:35] <DopeGhoti> DlukZ: which ATI drivers have you used? the ones from the Hardware Drivers manager, I trust?
#3579 [17:35] <DlukZ> DopeGhoti both, ATI and the ubuntu ones
#3580 [17:36] <DlukZ> both fial
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#3582 [17:36] <mib_114xbw> help
#3583 [17:36] <mib_114xbw> please help
#3584 [17:36] <mib_6hgnlv> I have a problem. When I first got Minecraft it used to work online in the download version then it said it coulnd't connect to minecraft.net so I went onto the browser version. Now that just goes onto a black screen!
#3585 [17:36] <DopeGhoti> DlukZ: I'd go to irc.freenode.net and ask for help in #ubuntu; I ({un,}fortunately) have no experience with ATI drivers in Linux
#3586 [17:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_6hgnlv win/reinst
#3587 [17:37] <VoxelHead> mib_6hgnlv: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3588 [17:37] <VoxelHead> mib_6hgnlv: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3589 [17:37] <DlukZ> i'm gonna try tossing in my crappy nvidia card to see if that'll work
#3590 [17:37] <TheNoodle> What is your problem mib_114xbw?
#3591 [17:37] <mib_114xbw> I got fire fox but no the game screen is gone!
#3592 [17:37] <mib_6hgnlv> Ok I'll try that thanks. :)
#3593 [17:37] * TheNoodle wonders if support could be banned for mibbit uses.
#3593 [17:38] <TheNoodle> mib_114bw: did download java?
#3594 [17:38] <mib_114xbw> i already have it
#3595 [17:38] <TheNoodle> Then which game window are we talking about?
#3596 [17:38] <mib_114xbw> the screen to play
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#3598 [17:39] <TheNoodle> On minecraft.net?
#3599 [17:39] <mib_114xbw> yeah the free classic version single player
#3600 [17:40] <mib_114xbw> help
#3601 [17:40] <TheNoodle> http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3602 [17:40] <TheNoodle> Use that link to make sure your java version is up to date.
#3603 [17:41] <mib_6hgnlv> Thanks guys. Your the best. Minecraft online works for me now. :) :)
#3604 [17:41] <TheNoodle> No worries.
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#3606 [17:42] <TheNoodle> mib_114xbw: I still need you to confirm your java version.
#3607 [17:42] <charmander> ?? list
#3608 [17:42] <charmander> ?? command
#3609 [17:42] <charmander> ?? command list
#3610 [17:43] <mib_114xbw> it said i had missing plug ins so i installed somthing from java
#3611 [17:43] <charmander> ?? index
#3612 [17:43] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3613 [17:43] <charmander> ?? /win .minecraft
#3614 [17:44] <TheNoodle> Charmander: please use ##voxelhead to query vox.
#3615 [17:44] <charmander> ?? /win.minecraft
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#3617 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Please don't spam commands here.
#3618 [17:44] <charmander> whre is ctcp notice?
#3619 [17:44] <TheNoodle> mib_114xbw: Try loading minecraft classic now.,
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#3621 [17:45] <mib_114xbw> ok brb
#3622 [17:45] <charmander> where is the ctcp notice
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#3624 [17:45] <mib_114xbw> WOO HOO IT WORKS THANKS SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!! thanks
#3625 [17:45] <TheNoodle> Charmander: vox isnt' the general irc bot.
#3626 [17:46] <TheNoodle> if your quesiton pertains to irc in general please use #help
#3627 [17:46] <goldman> hey noodle
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#3629 [17:46] <TheNoodle> mib_114xbw: Your we---oh
#3630 [17:46] <goldman> remeber my problem hurt?
#3631 [17:46] <TheNoodle> Hey goldman.
#3632 [17:46] <goldman> mt problem earlier
#3633 [17:46] <TheNoodle> Not really.
#3634 [17:46] <TheNoodle> I've been awake for close to 40 hours now.
#3635 [17:47] <TheNoodle> I'm not really remebering much.
#3636 [17:47] <mib_kpvye5> how can i fix my problem?
#3637 [17:47] <TheNoodle> mib_kpvye5: I'm sorry, I do not see your question/problem in chat. Could you please ask it again?
#3638 [17:47] <goldman> well noodle my game freezes in the middle of game and it says my java stops workign what can i do ?
#3639 [17:48] <mib_kpvye5> how can i fix minecraft
#3640 [17:48] <TheNoodle> Goldman: If its the same problem from earlier that had a bunch of extremely talented bunch of people trying to help you I don't think i'll be much help.
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#3642 [17:48] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_kqvye5 exact
#3643 [17:48] <goldman> oh can u get greyvulpine on ?
#3644 [17:49] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_kqvye5 specific
#3645 [17:49] <VoxelHead> mib_kqvye5: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#3646 [17:49] <VoxelHead> mib_kqvye5: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#3647 [17:49] <TheNoodle> Goldman: No more than you can, typing his name should ping him.
#3648 [17:50] <goldman> oh
#3649 [17:50] <TheNoodle> mib_kqvye5: You haven't said what is wrong with your minecraft client, nor have you given us any information that could help us solve your problem. Could you elaborate on what is worng please?
#3650 [17:50] * TheNoodle rages
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#3651 [17:51] * TheNoodle enjoys lull
#3651 [17:51] <w> ?? dont/bother
#3652 [17:51] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3653 [17:51] <w> hah
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#3655 [17:51] * w snuggles VoxelHead
#3655 [17:51] <TheNoodle> :D
#3656 [17:51] <goldman> GREYVULPINE !
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#3659 [17:52] <TheNoodle> Does anybody need anything?
#3660 [17:54] <goldman> w are u wug ?
#3661 [17:54] * w is w
#3661 [17:54] <goldman> w are u wug ?
#3662 [17:54] <w> /ns info wug
#3663 [17:54] * Wug is Wug
#3663 [17:54] <w> /ns info w
#3664 [17:55] <Wug> we are...
#3665 [17:55] <goldman> hey wug
#3666 [17:55] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: I could use a winning powerball ticket, since you're offering.
#3667 [17:55] * w is u too.
#3667 [17:55] <DopeGhoti> no, w is uu
#3668 [17:55] <Wug> w, you're supposed to say '... separate'
#3669 [17:55] <TheNoodle> Dopeghoti: Okay, one moment.
#3670 [17:55] <u> DopeGhoti: I used to be vv
#3671 [17:56] <goldman> GREUVULPINE !
#3672 [17:56] <goldman> GREYVULPINE !
#3673 [17:56] <TheNoodle> Goldman: you only need to ask once.
#3674 [17:56] <goldman> but i need him :(
#3675 [17:57] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/spam
#3676 [17:57] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please to not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3677 [17:57] <figaro> when i try to go on minecraft browser verision on mac I click allow then run and then it turns white and won't load
#3678 [17:57] <figaro> what do i do?
#3679 [17:58] <goldman> dopeghoti i need him tho!
#3680 [17:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> figaro mac/reinst
#3681 [17:58] <VoxelHead> figaro: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3682 [17:58] <VoxelHead> figaro: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3683 [17:58] <TheNoodle> Dope: there is a typo in dont/spam.
#3684 [17:58] <TheNoodle> Please to not should be please do not. Just saying. :)
#3685 [17:59] <goldman> noodle that made no sense ?
#3686 [17:59] <DopeGhoti> fix'd. Thanks, TheNoodle.
#3687 [17:59] <TheNoodle> Goldman: what didn't make sense?
#3688 [17:59] <TheNoodle> Dope: <3
#3689 [18:00] <goldman> Please to not should be please do not. Just saying -that made no sense
#3690 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> hence the subsequent discussion abotu that very thing, and it having been noted to be fixed.
#3691 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> Pay attention.
#3692 [18:01] <goldman> dope dont get mad at me
#3693 [18:01] <TheNoodle> I was correcting an entry in Voxelhead.
#3694 [18:01] <DopeGhoti> I'm not angry, just pointing out that your correction was seemingly delivered from the Department of Redundancy Department, Redundancy Division. Department.
#3695 [18:02] <goldman> what is that ?
#3696 [18:02] <TheNoodle> lol
#3697 [18:04] <goldman> hey wug
#3698 [18:04] <goldman> so i updated the driver from acer website and it still isnt working
#3699 [18:06] <VoxelHead> Please, keep changing your nick pointlessly. Please.
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#3705 [18:08] <goldman> greyvulpine !
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#3707 [18:09] <DopeGhoti> goldman: spam his name one more time, and there will be sanctions.
#3708 [18:10] <danman> can anyone help me in my situation?
#3709 [18:10] <goldman> sanctions ? conseqeunces?
#3710 [18:10] <DopeGhoti> deem: not if you rely on our telepathy
#3711 [18:10] <danman> ??????????/
#3712 [18:10] <TheNoodle> Danman, we need you to tell us what your problem is :)
#3713 [18:11] <goldman> ok so dope can u help me ?
#3714 [18:11] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on my telepathy.
#3715 [18:11] <goldman> telepathy ? what ?
#3716 [18:11] <goldman> rely on ur telepathy never heard that b4
#3717 [18:11] * TheNoodle sighs
#3717 [18:11] <Wug> dope - you really do like using that one
#3718 [18:12] <TheNoodle> Goldman: dope wants you to tell him whats wrong.
#3719 [18:12] <goldman> wug what does it mean !?
#3720 [18:12] <DopeGhoti> It somehow is always relevent.
#3721 [18:12] <TheNoodle> Danman: same for you.
#3722 [18:12] <goldman> ohhhh
#3723 [18:12] <goldman> ok
#3724 [18:12] <deem> what?
#3725 [18:12] <deem> is with telepathy?
#3726 [18:12] <DopeGhoti> deem: mistab; my apologies.
#3727 [18:12] <goldman> wel my game freezes after like 30 seconds of playing
#3728 [18:12] <deem> ^^
#3729 [18:13] <goldman> and it says my java tm platform has stopped working
#3730 [18:13] <deem> and i though finally someone would like to chat with me. :-/
#3731 [18:13] <DopeGhoti> uh-huh. What operating system and version of Java are you running?
#3732 [18:13] <deem> well back in my cave.
#3733 [18:13] <DopeGhoti> deem: well, hi. (:
#3734 [18:13] <Wug> the telepathy comment: you must tell us what is wrong. we are not telepathic, and cannot figure it out magically without being told
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#3736 [18:13] <danman> right, ive just bought the game, and it shows that it has downloaded the updates and stuff and it then freezes on the browser game and on the downloaded version it shows a black scrren, what can i do?
#3737 [18:14] <danman> "screen"
#3738 [18:14] <goldman> i jsut updated my java and reinstaled it like grey had said to and then i had to go
#3739 [18:14] <DopeGhoti> ??> danman win/reinst
#3740 [18:14] <VoxelHead> danman: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3741 [18:14] <VoxelHead> danman: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3742 [18:14] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman win/javara
#3743 [18:14] <VoxelHead> goldman: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3744 [18:14] <VoxelHead> goldman: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3745 [18:15] <goldman> dope i unstalled java and reinstalled so it has to be right ?
#3746 [18:16] <DopeGhoti> goldman: what version of Windows? How much RAM has your computer got?
#3747 [18:16] <danman> wha? what the windows+R keys?
#3748 [18:16] <DopeGhoti> ??> danman win/key
#3749 [18:16] <VoxelHead> danman: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3750 [18:17] <goldman> my ram has got 4 gb
#3751 [18:17] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman win/dxdiag
#3752 [18:17] <goldman> i have windows 7
#3753 [18:17] <VoxelHead> goldman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3754 [18:17] <VoxelHead> goldman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3755 [18:17] <Triggerdusk> hey grey you on?
#3756 [18:17] <goldman> no grey is my helper
#3757 [18:18] <DopeGhoti> !topic add For the love of god, just use CTCP FINGER to see if people are active!
#3758 [18:18] <TheNoodle> ..
#3759 [18:18] <Triggerdusk> wait is t he 303 we have here the same 303 who w orked on t he aether?
#3760 [18:18] <Wug> ??+ telepathy|We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3761 [18:18] <_303> who dares disturb my slumber
#3762 [18:18] <Wug> Triggerdusk: wtf was that?
#3763 [18:18] <_303> yes it is
#3764 [18:18] <DopeGhoti> Wug: spacious?
#3765 [18:18] <Wug> was that even english?
#3766 [18:18] <goldman> 303 are u good at helping people ?
#3767 [18:19] <_303> I try :|
#3768 [18:19] <Triggerdusk> awesome mind if i pick y our brain in PM?
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#3770 [18:19] <mib_auvb9h> efdgsfds
#3771 [18:19] <goldman> well cna i tell u my problem ?
#3772 [18:19] <Wug> im s orr y i do nt kn ow ho w to re ad st uff li ke thi s .
#3773 [18:20] <DopeGhoti> I find it interesting, goldman, that you have chosen to ignore my attempts to help you solve your problem.
#3774 [18:20] <goldman> no i tryed ur thing then i said something and u didnt respond ?
#3775 [18:20] <_303> /znc detach
#3776 [18:20] <_303> oops
#3777 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> *snrk*
#3778 [18:21] <Wug> ^
#3779 [18:21] <sparrW> Are there programs for pre-generating chunks outside of the server/client?
#3780 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> goldman: five minutes ago, I asked you for your dxdiag output.
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#3782 [18:21] <DopeGhoti> sparrW: MCEdit perhaps
#3783 [18:22] <Wug> mcedit doesnt do that
#3784 [18:22] <goldman> i didnt see that sorry and i dont know wat that is ?
#3785 [18:22] <DopeGhoti> ??>> goldman win/dxdiag
#3786 [18:22] <Wug> goldman: voxelhead is very specific
#3787 [18:22] * VoxelHead high-fives Wug
#3787 [18:22] <TheNoodle> There is a bukkit plugin for generating chunks I think
#3788 [18:22] <VoxelHead> Protip: TTANTS: Hi-five, HIV.
#3789 [18:23] <goldman> win+r keys ?
#3790 [18:23] <Wug> ^ wut
#3791 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> goldman win/key
#3792 [18:23] <VoxelHead> goldman: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3793 [18:23] <Wug> /kick goldman its a key on the goddamn keyboard
#3794 [18:23] <goldman> sorry
#3795 [18:23] <DopeGhoti> don't be sorry; be obedient.
#3796 [18:24] <Wug> youve been here for a long time
#3797 [18:24] <Wug> we're all getting impatient
#3798 [18:24] <goldman> im doing it !
#3799 [18:24] <Wug> especially because it doesnt look like your problem is going to be resolved
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#3801 [18:24] <danman> i cant find the minecraft files and stuff, i can only find the game
#3802 [18:24] <Wug> ?? win/.minecraft
#3803 [18:24] <VoxelHead> win/.minecraft: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3804 [18:24] <xarcus> I cant log in to multiplayer
#3805 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> xarcus: what happens when you try?
#3806 [18:25] <xarcus> Its this weird message saying my time is outdated
#3807 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> so check the time on your computer, and fix it?
#3808 [18:25] <DopeGhoti> Is this a trick question?
#3809 [18:25] <goldman> http://pastebin.com/8UFrXMLm
#3810 [18:25] <goldman> dope there u go
#3811 [18:26] <xarcus> no
#3812 [18:26] <Wug> goldman: its a miracle you can play at all
#3813 [18:26] <Wug> you have integrated intel graphics, and a pentium
#3814 [18:26] <xarcus> hold on ill try again then see if it still happens
#3815 [18:26] <goldman> wug lol yea ik
#3816 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> goldman: You need to update your system; you don't yet seem to have SP1 installed
#3817 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> go to Control Panel -> System -> Windows Update
#3818 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> get all updates
#3819 [18:27] <Wug> goldman: go here: http://support.acer.com/us/en/product/default.aspx?modelId=3279
#3820 [18:27] <DopeGhoti> then, if you are still using a GPU driver from frelling April, update that at the site Wug just gave you
#3821 [18:27] <Wug> download and install, one by one, each vga graphics adapter driver
#3822 [18:27] <Wug> attempt to install each
#3823 [18:27] <Wug> if it doesnt work, remove it
#3824 [18:27] <goldman> i will do wugs first is that ok ?
#3825 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> whatever melts your butter.
#3826 [18:28] <danman> i dont know where to start typin the thing
#3827 [18:28] <Wug> do dopes first
#3828 [18:28] <xarcus> ok the problem is Internal exception: java.net.SocketTimeoutExceoption: read timed out
#3829 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> danman: hold down the Windows key on your keyboard, then tap 'R', and let go.
#3830 [18:28] <xarcus> wat those tat mean??
#3831 [18:28] <Wug> xarcus - what server
#3832 [18:28] <DopeGhoti> danman: you should see something in which you can type appear on your screen
#3833 [18:28] <Wug> ?? error/timedout
#3834 [18:28] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#3835 [18:29] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#3836 [18:29] <xarcus> everyone i go on
#3837 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> ??> xarcus smp/server/specific
#3838 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> ??> xarcus smp/servers/specific
#3839 [18:29] <Wug> what server _specifically_
#3840 [18:29] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (smp/servers/specific) Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#3841 [18:29] <DopeGhoti> xarcus: try that one
#3842 [18:29] <xarcus> k
#3843 [18:30] <Wug> xarcus - what server are you trying to connect to specifically
#3844 [18:31] <goldman> wug it is taking forever to download the updates
#3845 [18:31] <Wug> theyre like 250MB each
#3846 [18:31] <xarcus> it wasn specific cause the last server i wason shut down so i went looking for others
#3847 [18:31] <Wug> so yeah, I'd think it would take a while
#3848 [18:31] <danman> there is no save directories
#3849 [18:31] <goldman> ok
#3850 [18:32] <goldman> talk to u when i get al of them
#3851 [18:32] <goldman> all*
#3852 [18:32] <xarcus> hey thx
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#3854 [18:32] <girguy> help
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#3856 [18:32] <girguy> Hello?
#3857 [18:32] <Wug> ??> girguy telepathy
#3858 [18:32] <VoxelHead> girguy: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3859 [18:33] <Wug> ^ DopeGhoti's new favorite factoid
#3860 [18:33] <girguy> I got a kernel panic playing minecraft
#3861 [18:33] <danman> there is no saves directories
#3862 [18:33] <Wug> update java
#3863 [18:33] <xarcus> we should drive him to hogwarts
#3864 [18:33] <xarcus> bye
#3865 [18:33] <Wug> ?? mac/java
#3866 [18:33] <VoxelHead> mac/java: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#3867 [18:33] <Wug> ^ this is for os x lion
#3868 [18:34] <Wug> ??- mac/java
#3869 [18:34] <girguy> I have mac 10.6, and I can't use it
#3870 [18:34] <girguy> I can
#3871 [18:34] <Wug> uuhm
#3872 [18:34] <girguy> I can't play minecraft on this version of mac
#3873 [18:34] <girguy> Now give me a refund
#3874 [18:34] <danman> im on the files and i dont know what to delete
#3875 [18:34] <Wug> in that case update java for 10.6
#3876 [18:34] <Wug> we cant give refunds because we are not official support
#3877 [18:34] <girguy> Ugh
#3878 [18:34] <girguy> Goddammit.
#3879 [18:35] <girguy> Okay then.
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#3881 [18:35] <Wug> if you dont want your account, you could give it to me :)
#3882 [18:35] <Wug> (JUST KIDDING DONT)
#3883 [18:35] <girguy> Alright then, can I still get kernel panics on the browser version of MC?
#3884 [18:35] <Wug> maybe, I dont know
#3885 [18:36] <danman> im on the files and i dont know what to delete
#3886 [18:36] <Wug> do you?
#3887 [18:36] <girguy> Jesus Christ...
#3888 [18:36] <Wug> I dont own a mac
#3889 [18:36] <girguy> You guys, why would I test out something and risk getting a kernel panic.
#3890 [18:36] <Wug> close programs first
#3891 [18:36] <girguy> Who do I talk to about getting my 22 bucks back?
#3892 [18:36] <danman> im on the files and i dont know what to delete
#3893 [18:36] <Wug> its not like theyre permanent
#3894 [18:37] <gunther> voxel head, i did what you told me about deleting the file "bin" and now it wont load after i press allow and run
#3895 [18:37] <Wug> danman, are you in the .minecraft folder
#3896 [18:37] <danman> wug, yh
#3897 [18:37] <Wug> gunther: how wont it run
#3898 [18:37] <gunther> what do i do now?
#3899 [18:37] <girguy> TELL ME WHO TO TALK TO ABOUT GETTING MY MONEY BACK.
#3900 [18:37] <Wug> mojang
#3901 [18:37] <Wug> payment@mojang.com
#3902 [18:38] <Wug> now dont yell
#3903 [18:38] <girguy> Alright.
#3904 [18:38] <Wug> my temper is short today
#3905 [18:38] <girguy> So is mine.
#3906 [18:38] <Wug> and its short because of people with no patience
#3907 [18:38] <Wug> so have patience.
#3908 [18:38] <Wug> gunther: where does it stop
#3909 [18:39] <Wug> danman: you're quite sure that theres no folder called 'saves'?
#3910 [18:39] <danman> yes, there is only 'bin'
#3911 [18:39] <Wug> delete it
#3912 [18:39] <gunther> it doesnt stop it just wont go to the part where it says MINECRAFT with the little green bar under it
#3913 [18:40] <Wug> gunther: do you have any hd texture packs
#3914 [18:40] <gunther> no
#3915 [18:40] <Wug> do you have any non hd texture packs
#3916 [18:41] <Wug> (apart from the default)
#3917 [18:41] <DopeGhoti> ??> girguy mac/permissions
#3918 [18:41] <VoxelHead> girguy: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#3919 [18:41] <VoxelHead> girguy: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#3920 [18:41] <gunther> i havnt downloaded any texture packs
#3921 [18:41] <Wug> gunther: you're on windows?
#3922 [18:41] <gunther> mac
#3923 [18:41] <girguy> Alright, I'll try
#3924 [18:42] <Wug> umm
#3925 [18:42] <girguy> Now what does that do?
#3926 [18:42] <girguy> I put: chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#3927 [18:42] <danman> its updating
#3928 [18:42] <Wug> gunther - ask DopeGhoti
#3929 [18:43] <Wug> DopeGhoti: do you have a mac
#3930 [18:43] <Wug> because I dont
#3931 [18:43] <Wug> and I know nothing about the stupid little buggers
#3932 [18:43] <girguy> Is this right? chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#3933 [18:43] <Wug> is that what voxelhead said?
#3934 [18:44] <girguy> Yes, but I don't know when it starts and ends.
#3935 [18:44] <Wug> yes, its right
#3936 [18:44] <Wug> it shouldnt have printed anything
#3937 [18:44] <danman> its done the exact same thing playin through browser, just says its done downloading
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#3939 [18:45] <Wug> danman: you're trying these one at a time, right?
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#3941 [18:45] <danman> yes
#3942 [18:45] <Wug> and you only downloaded the nvidia ones, right?
#3943 [18:46] <girguy> Wait what? Now that I entered chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub into terminal, am I all done? What now?
#3944 [18:46] <Wug> girguy: try to run it again
#3945 [18:46] <gunther> dopeghoti - i deleted the "bin" file and now after i click the allow and run buttons it wont go to the load screen with a little green bar on mincraft browser
#3946 [18:46] <girguy> Alright, this better not fuck up my computer
#3947 [18:46] <girguy> Browser or minecraft app?
#3948 [18:46] <Wug> preferably the app
#3949 [18:46] <girguy> Alrighty.
#3950 [18:46] <gunther> browser
#3951 [18:47] <Wug> gunther, dont do that
#3952 [18:47] <Wug> you're not helping, you're here for help
#3953 [18:47] <gunther> srry i thought he was talking to we
#3954 [18:47] <gunther> me
#3955 [18:47] <Wug> gunther: try the downloaded client
#3956 [18:47] * TheNoodle doesn't understand why people asking for help think everyone is talking to them
#3956 [18:47] <girguy> So now it won't give me kernel panics?
#3957 [18:47] <Wug> girguy: idk. save your work first
#3958 [18:48] <Wug> worst that could happen is you have to restar
#3959 [18:48] <gunther> will it slow down my computer?
#3960 [18:48] <Wug> gunther: no
#3961 [18:48] <girguy> Kernel panics are serious. What do they do to fuck up your computer?
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#3963 [18:48] <gunther> okay ill try
#3964 [18:48] <Wug> nothing
#3965 [18:48] <Wug> they just shut it down
#3966 [18:48] <girguy> Well shit.
#3967 [18:48] <Wug> every os has them occasionally
#3968 [18:48] <Wug> except mac, which has them a lot
#3969 [18:49] <gunther> but will all my progress from browser go on to app?
#3970 [18:49] <Wug> gunther: yes, its the same program
#3971 [18:49] <danman> im only tryin the browser one and its not working
#3972 [18:49] <gunther> on singal player and on my freind's sever?
#3973 [18:50] <Wug> gunther: YES
#3974 [18:50] <gunther> ty
#3975 [18:50] <Wug> danman: TRY THE DOWNLOAD ONE
#3976 [18:50] <girguy> Terminal : Last login: Mon Jul 25 16:18:48 on console Roarke-Fernandezs-MacBook-Pro:~ girguy101$ chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub chmod: /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub: No such file or directory Roarke-Fernandezs-MacBook-Pro:~ girguy101$ (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.a
#3977 [18:50] <girguy> I'm pretty sure I'm doing shit wrong.
#3978 [18:50] <TheNoodle> Hang on, kernel panics are bad.
#3979 [18:50] <girguy> "No such file"
#3980 [18:50] <TheNoodle> Last time I had one I lost the hdd.
#3981 [18:51] <girguy> :O
#3982 [18:51] <Wug> ive never lost anything from a crash of any kind
#3983 [18:51] <girguy> So tell me what the fuck to do.
#3984 [18:51] <girguy> Plox
#3985 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Welcome to server administration.
#3986 [18:51] <Wug> girguy: 1) watch your language
#3987 [18:51] <girguy> :(
#3988 [18:51] <TheNoodle> Anything that can go wrong, will.
#3989 [18:51] <Wug> 2) you've tried the download client, right/
#3990 [18:51] <Wug> ?
#3991 [18:52] <girguy> wat
#3992 [18:52] <DopeGhoti> ?? patience
#3993 [18:52] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3994 [18:52] <Wug> !client
#3995 [18:52] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3996 [18:52] <Wug> ^ download cliemt
#3997 [18:52] <girguy> Yes, I did download it.
#3998 [18:52] <Wug> you ran it?
#3999 [18:52] <danman> its showing the black screen again :(
#4000 [18:52] <girguy> Yes...
#4001 [18:52] <Wug> did it work?
#4002 [18:53] <Wug> how long have you been using minecraft
#4003 [18:53] <girguy> Yes, but my computer's fan was going crazy like it did when I got the KP
#4004 [18:53] <Wug> minecraft is graphically intensive
#4005 [18:53] <girguy> I've been using it for half a week. Do you mean the one session jus tnow?
#4006 [18:53] <girguy> just now*
#4007 [18:53] <Wug> no, I mean total
#4008 [18:53] <girguy> Half a week.
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#4010 [18:54] <Wug> the fan spins up when the computer gets got, the computer gets how when it does work, the computer does work while youre playing minecraft
#4011 [18:54] <Wug> its normal
#4012 [18:54] <girguy> -_-
#4013 [18:54] <Wug> if it didnt give you any issues, use that instead of the browser
#4014 [18:54] <Wug> browser version*
#4015 [18:54] <danman> darn black screen again
#4016 [18:54] <Wug> ??> danman teamviewer
#4017 [18:54] <VoxelHead> danman: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4018 [18:54] <VoxelHead> danman: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4019 [18:55] <girguy> I've never used the browser, I was wondering if using the browser can give you KPs
#4020 [18:55] <Wug> ........
#4021 [18:55] <Wug> you were wondering
#4022 [18:55] <Wug> as in it never actually happened?
#4023 [18:55] <girguy> YES.
#4024 [18:55] <girguy> It happened in app mode.
#4025 [18:55] <girguy> Not browser mode.
#4026 [18:55] <girguy> I'm asking is it safe to use the browser?
#4027 [18:55] <TheNoodle> Wug, mind if I sit in on the teamviewer session?
#4028 [18:55] <DopeGhoti> girguy: as a browser is not a kernel-level app, it's exceedingly unlikely that a browser can cause a kernel panic
#4029 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> Generally the only thing that will cause a kernel panic is hardware, or driver, problems.
#4030 [18:56] <girguy> Okay, good.
#4031 [18:56] <danman> thanxs guys for all your help, really apreciated! :) i will try the teamviewer thing, thanxs once again
#4032 [18:56] <Wug> DopeGhoti: you forgot that mac os x is unstable and reacts explosively to nothing
#4033 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> danman: boot luck.
#4034 [18:56] <Wug> danman: dont leave
#4035 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> Wug: I think you're thinking of PHP.
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#4037 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> OS X is actually pretty solit.
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#4039 [18:56] <DopeGhoti> er solid.
#4040 [18:56] <danman> dont leave?
#4041 [18:56] <Wug> teamviewer is something you have to stick around for
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#4043 [18:57] <girguy> I've gotten a KP on here using the app, as I've said.
#4044 [18:57] <Wug> follow the instructions vox gave you
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#4046 [18:57] <girguy> That didn't do jack.
#4047 [18:57] <Wug> DopeGhoti: people get kernel panics on mac all the time for no reason.
#4048 [18:57] <danman> shal i just try now then?
#4049 [18:57] <girguy> It just said file not found in
#4050 [18:57] <girguy> terminal
#4051 [18:57] <DopeGhoti> girguy: you may have gotten a panic whilst using the app, but it's very unliekly that the app caused the panic directly
#4052 [18:57] <Wug> girguy: I was talking to danman
#4053 [18:57] <DopeGhoti> Wug: "for no reason"? You lose any accrued gold start.
#4054 [18:57] <DopeGhoti> er, stars.
#4055 [18:58] <gamakichii> How do i let minecraft have more memory in windows 7 so it will stop showing me the message?
#4056 [18:58] <girguy> I've seen other forums of people getting KPs from MC.
#4057 [18:58] <Wug> my friends mac has kernel panics because of skype on a regular basis
#4058 [18:58] <Wug> and movies
#4059 [18:58] <Wug> and browsing the internet
#4060 [18:58] <Wug> I've gotten a bsod on windows from chrome somehow before
#4061 [18:58] <girguy> You better not be pulling my tits about this.
#4062 [18:58] <DopeGhoti> Wug: I will bet you money that these panics are due to driver or hardware issues, and not application issues.
#4063 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> girguy: let's keep this PG-rated, shall we?
#4064 [18:59] <Wug> well, since minecraft relies on drivers
#4065 [18:59] <girguy> Ok, boobies. Is that better lol?
#4066 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> Much.
#4067 [18:59] <Wug> I'd say its safe not to rule it out
#4068 [18:59] <gamakichii> GreyVulpine
#4069 [18:59] <Wug> danman: still waiting on that teamviewer id and password
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#4071 [18:59] <DopeGhoti> Wug: If I use a frayed rope to tow a trailer, and it breaks, it's not the trailer's fault.
#4072 [19:00] <girguy> Alright, welp, If I get anymore KPs I'm going to demand a refund.
#4073 [19:00] * mr_wibble [mr_wibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4074 [19:00] <TheNoodle> And you will not recieve one.
#4075 [19:00] <mr_wibble> why does my computer shut down after 10 minutes of playing minecraft?
#4076 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> girguy: Java does not run at the Kernel level. It _can not_ cause a kernel panic without other, underlying, issues.
#4077 [19:00] <girguy> Sue Mojang, then lol
#4078 [19:00] <Wug> ... demanding a refund for a game in beta that crashes
#4079 [19:00] <danman> 810 038 176 and the password 8209
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#4081 [19:00] <DlukZ> Anyone here use Ati video cards with Ubuntu to play minecraft?
#4082 [19:00] <DlukZ> :-\
#4083 [19:00] <DopeGhoti> mr_wibble: the computer shuts down? Your system is almost definitely overheating.
#4084 [19:00] <Wug> you know, it clearly states that thegame is in beta
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#4086 [19:00] <shreeko> i need help
#4087 [19:01] <shreeko> i need help
#4088 [19:01] <gamakichii> How do i let minecraft have more memory on Windows 7??
#4089 [19:01] <TheNoodle> What's your problem Shreeko?
#4090 [19:01] <girguy> Yeah, but if anything, I should be the one getting paid for testing it on a $1000+ computer.
#4091 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> ??> shreeko ask
#4092 [19:01] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4093 [19:01] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4094 [19:01] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii, run it from the command line.
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#4096 [19:01] <DopeGhoti> girguy: Software can not break your hardware.
#4097 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> girguy - Nobody's forcing you to play minecraft
#4098 [19:01] <Trel> Hey, I have a friend who has a mac laptop which can't go online, I'm trying to show him a save from my minecraft install (offline only) but I can't get the launcher to recognize the files from mine at all, I'm putting them in "/Users/~Library/Application Support/minecraft/" /bin and etc, but when the login fails, "play offline" is still greyed out
#4099 [19:01] <girguy> ALRIGHTY THEN
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#4101 [19:02] <gamakichii> how do i do that Gama?
#4102 [19:02] <danman> wug?
#4103 [19:02] <gamakichii> noodle
#4104 [19:02] <DopeGhoti> Trel: Try playing once in-browser first
#4105 [19:02] <girguy> Well bye, go fuck yourselves, have a nice day.
#4106 [19:02] <TheNoodle> Trel, you need to log in once to confirm the account.
#4107 [19:02] <Wug> DAMMIT STOP MOVING BACK TO THE CHANNEL
#4108 [19:02] <TheNoodle> ...
#4109 [19:02] <Trel> DopeGhoti: offline only
#4110 [19:02] <shreeko> my favoret world corrupted. i tryed to fix it with MC edit. can send you the file so you can fix it?
#4111 [19:02] <TheNoodle> Dama, go to a command prompt window and type java -version
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#4113 [19:03] <squallbreizh> Hi everyone, i'm looking for help about checksum's stats files of minecraft, does anyone know how is it generated? (i'm sorry i asked on minecraft channel before, i'm not spamming ^^)
#4114 [19:03] <Trel> DopeGhoti: any way to make it recognize it?
#4115 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> shreeko nullsave
#4116 [19:03] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#4117 [19:03] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#4118 [19:04] <DopeGhoti> Trel: the computer you're on has no Internet access?
#4119 [19:04] <gamakichii> i did and it said it is not recognized as a command
#4120 [19:04] <Trel> No, I'm on my laptop, it's his mac. I'm giving him files via usb stick
#4121 [19:04] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: Are you sure you ran the command 'java -version' and not java-version or something similar?
#4122 [19:04] <DopeGhoti> Trel: are both computers using the same OS?
#4123 [19:04] <Vicktius> Mac, sin.
#4124 [19:04] <shreeko> my world corrupted and i tryed to fix it with MC edit and it didnt work. how can i fix it?
#4125 [19:05] <Trel> DopeGhoti, I'm windows, he's mac, but I gave him the bin and the mac launcher.
#4126 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> shreeko: if loading and saving the world in MCEdit didn't work, you might have to try removing the region files, one by one
#4127 [19:05] <Vicktius> shreeko: Are you using mods?
#4128 [19:05] <shreeko> ok ill try
#4129 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Trel: that's the problem. He will need to download the mac binaries
#4130 [19:05] <shreeko> yes
#4131 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Trel: does the mac have Internet access?
#4132 [19:05] <Wug> OMG LOL
#4133 [19:05] <Vicktius> Did you stop using a mod?
#4134 [19:05] <Wug> GO TO MINECRAFT.NET
#4135 [19:05] <shreeko> yes
#4136 [19:05] <gamakichii> what is the difference in the two ways you just showed? and do i just type it once the window opens?
#4137 [19:05] <Wug> WAIT NVM
#4138 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> ??> Wug dont/shout
#4139 [19:06] <VoxelHead> Wug: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#4140 [19:06] <Vicktius> Then it might be because a mod item is still in the world but is not loading, causing a corruption when you start it.
#4141 [19:06] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii The correct command has a space between java and -version the incorrect command does not. And yes, just type it in the black box.
#4142 [19:06] <Vicktius> You could reinstall it and remove the items shreeko.
#4143 [19:06] <shreeko> how do i get rid of it?
#4144 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> ??> shreeko win/reinst
#4145 [19:06] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4146 [19:06] <VoxelHead> shreeko: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4147 [19:07] <Trel> DopeGhoti: I've transfered my bin to my linux install before (same machine) and it didn't need to go online, is mac unique?
#4148 [19:07] <shreeko> ok
#4149 [19:07] <Trel> (same machine as this laptop I mean)
#4150 [19:07] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: Are you running a 32bit or a 64bit operating system?
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#4152 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> Trel: There are OS-specific LWJGL libraries each environ downloads.
#4153 [19:08] <TheNoodle> mib_vufmo4: What's your problem?
#4154 [19:08] <gamakichii> it looks like this >java -version and it says it does not recognize it
#4155 [19:08] <Trel> DopeGhoti, ah, ok, I had just transfered my modified minecraft.jar so I didn't have to mod it again
#4156 [19:09] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: Are you running a 32bit or a 64bit operating system?
#4157 [19:09] * I_Eat_Plastic [I_Eat_Plastic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4158 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> Trel: if there are mods installed, all bets are off.
#4159 [19:09] <gamakichii> 64
#4160 [19:09] <shreeko> it didnt work
#4161 [19:09] <TheNoodle> Okay, one sec.
#4162 [19:10] <TheNoodle> Guys, when starting minecraft from the command line in windows what are you supposed to call?
#4163 [19:10] <danman> ?? getjavax
#4164 [19:10] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u26-download-400751.html
#4165 [19:12] <Wug> guys...
#4166 [19:13] <Wug> danman had a '!' in his username
#4167 [19:13] <Wug> AND WE WASTED SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS
#4168 [19:13] * Wug RAGEKICKS EVERYTHING
#4168 [19:13] * GreyVulpine hehs
#4168 [19:13] <Trel> DopeGhoti: there weren't, I was sayign when I did it on linux, I had the OS specific files, I just copied the jar from windows, which is why it worked then and not now I guess
#4169 [19:13] <Wug> stfu vox or I'll beat you up
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#4171 [19:14] <Wug> >:(
#4172 [19:14] <yoshi> how do you get mine craft to play
#4173 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> yoshi - Classic or beta?
#4174 [19:14] <yoshi> classic
#4175 [19:14] <shreeko> I need help. my world corrupted and i tried mc edit to fix it and it didnt work :[ . after that i tried to delete everything but saves but still didnt work. how can i fix it?
#4176 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> yoshi - http://www.minecraft.net/
#4177 [19:14] <gamakichii> anything Noodle?
#4178 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> yoshi - Under "Play Minecraft Classic (Outdated, but free):"
#4179 [19:16] <DlukZ> I don't get why I can't get ubuntu + Ati Radeon HD 4200 + minecraft to work!
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#4182 [19:17] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: I'm waiting for someone to reply :P greyvulpine or wug would be awesome:0
#4183 [19:18] <calatalee> on what
#4184 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#4185 [19:18] <TheNoodle> Command ot start mc on windows via command line?
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#4187 [19:18] <TheNoodle> I know you're supposed to call minecraft.exe, I just don't remember with what parameters.
#4188 [19:18] <sprocket> how do i get mine craft to play
#4189 [19:18] <DopeGhoti> TheNoodle: start "C:\Path\to\the\Minecraft.jar"
#4190 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> TheNoodle - Try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4191 [19:19] <DopeGhoti> er
#4192 [19:19] <calatalee> I cant seem to run mine craft it just stays on the done loading page can anybody help me
#4193 [19:19] <DopeGhoti> s/jar/exe/
#4194 [19:20] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: follow these instructions http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 but instead of the comand starting with 'java' start it with 'C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin\java'
#4195 [19:20] <calatalee> can anybody help me
#4196 [19:20] <DopeGhoti> No.
#4197 [19:20] <DopeGhoti> Not without more information.
#4198 [19:21] <TheNoodle> "<calatalee> I cant seem to run mine craft it just stays on the done loading page can anybody help me"
#4199 [19:21] <DopeGhoti> What OS? What version of Java? What browser? What version of that browser?
#4200 [19:22] <TheNoodle> Gamakichii: you should of course replace c:\ with the drive where your windows installation is located.
#4201 [19:22] <DopeGhoti> ?? ask/howto
#4202 [19:22] <VoxelHead> ask/howto: Please read http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#before
#4203 [19:22] <VoxelHead> ask/howto: Yes, it's long. That's because it's packed chock-full of information, explained clearly.
#4204 [19:22] <calatalee> i got the newest version of java on a regular internet explorer and the newest version of it but i did recently start downloading a mod installer
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#4206 [19:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> calatalee win/ie
#4207 [19:23] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#4208 [19:23] <VoxelHead> calatalee: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#4209 [19:24] <calatalee> ok ill try that
#4210 [19:24] <Cornutt101> Hey I tried playing classic but an error came up saying the pixel format did not accelerate. Help?
#4211 [19:24] <Wug> danmans works
#4212 [19:24] <TheNoodle> Excellent.
#4213 [19:24] <Wug> had him try from guest account
#4214 [19:24] <DopeGhoti> ??+ version|When you are asked what version of something you are running, DO NOT just say 'the latest'. We know what the latest version is; we want to confirm that you are actually running the latest version. Please, PLEASE give us actual version or release numbers.
#4215 [19:25] <calatalee> i honestly dont know the version #
#4216 [19:25] <Cornutt101> So wait how do I fix the problem? Is it my drivers?
#4217 [19:27] <TheNoodle> Cornutt101: Do you know if your video drivers are up to date? or if you're using onboard graphics?
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#4219 [19:29] <minecraftplayer> i got a problem running minecraft classic single and multiplayer. when I try to load it i get an error saying the pixel format failed to accelerate.
#4220 [19:30] <TheNoodle> minecraftplayer: Do you know if your video drivers are up to date? or if you're using onboard graphics?
#4221 [19:30] <calatalee> nothing happened firefox just did the same thing
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#4223 [19:30] <amphibulus> i need help
#4224 [19:31] <minecraftplayer> I think my drivers might need an update but im not 100% sure. as for inboard graphics i have no idea what that is.
#4225 [19:31] <TheNoodle> Calatalee: you'll need to download java for firefox. http://www.java.com/en/
#4226 [19:31] <minecraftplayer> oops i meant onboard
#4227 [19:31] <TheNoodle> Minecraftplayer: can you look at the back of your computer?
#4228 [19:31] <amphibulus> some1 plz help me
#4229 [19:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> minecraftplayer win/dxdiag
#4230 [19:31] <VoxelHead> minecraftplayer: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4231 [19:31] <VoxelHead> minecraftplayer: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4232 [19:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> amphibulus ask
#4233 [19:31] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4234 [19:32] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4235 [19:32] <amphibulus> when i play minecraft my computer starts to lag and my computer is new
#4236 [19:33] <amphibulus> it also lags minecraft
#4237 [19:33] <DopeGhoti> ?? retro
#4238 [19:33] <VoxelHead> retro: Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#4239 [19:33] <VoxelHead> retro: Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#4240 [19:34] <minecraftplayer> I know this is gonna make me look like an idiot but where is this Win+R key?
#4241 [19:35] <TheNoodle> Windows key = between left control and left alt
#4242 [19:35] <TheNoodle> R key = between 'e' and 't'
#4243 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> ??> minecraftplayer win/key
#4244 [19:35] <VoxelHead> minecraftplayer: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#4245 [19:35] <minecraftplayer> i feel stupid now... lol
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#4247 [19:35] <TheNoodle> Still learning the phrases :P
#4248 [19:36] <minecraftplayer> yeah haha
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#4250 [19:36] <DopeGhoti> ??>> TheNoodle index
#4251 [19:36] <TheNoodle> I know about the index, doesn't mean I have remembered them all yet.
#4252 [19:36] <TheNoodle> 'yet'
#4253 [19:37] <Jeremy> We just downloaded the game and it has asked repeatedly for us to download Java, and we already have -- twice. Can you hep?
#4254 [19:38] <TheNoodle> ?? http://www.java.com/en/
#4255 [19:38] <TheNoodle> derp.
#4256 [19:38] <TheNoodle> ?? getjava
#4257 [19:38] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#4258 [19:39] <TheNoodle> Make sure you're getting the latest version.
#4259 [19:39] <TheNoodle> ?? java/version
#4260 [19:39] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4261 [19:39] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4262 [19:41] <minecraftplayer> ok so i went to pastebin.com and pasted it. but it just sent me to a page showing what i had pasted. is that the "link" i need? and what is the IRC channel?
#4263 [19:41] <TheNoodle> This is the irc channel, and the link you need is the url of that page.
#4264 [19:41] <TheNoodle> it should be at the top of your browser.
#4265 [19:41] <DopeGhoti> minecraftplayer: look in the address bar. Select, copy, then paste here.
#4266 [19:42] <minecraftplayer> ok here it is. http://pastebin.com/QjFPpEjj
#4267 [19:43] <DopeGhoti> your GPU driver is from _2009_
#4268 [19:43] <DopeGhoti> ?? gpu/intel
#4269 [19:43] <VoxelHead> gpu/intel: You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4270 [19:43] <minecraftplayer> oh wow.
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#4274 [19:49] <Woovie> Do the voxel tools have a help channel ?
#4275 [19:49] <Opeth> ??> index
#4276 [19:49] <Opeth> ##voxelhead
#4277 [19:50] <Opeth> ?? index
#4278 [19:50] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#4279 [19:50] <minecraftplayer> okj i downloaded the updates.thanks for the help!
#4280 [19:50] <Woovie> thanks Opeth
#4281 [19:51] <TheNoodle> Open, that is the help channel for VoxelHead, i have a feeling woovie was talking about voxelsniper and the like.
#4282 [19:52] <Woovie> Yes I was
#4283 [19:52] <TheNoodle> join #voxel
#4284 [19:52] <TheNoodle> derp
#4285 [19:52] <Woovie> kinda empty eh ?
#4286 [19:53] <TheNoodle> Chances are they do not have a channel on esper.
#4287 [19:53] <Woovie> I can't find them on any network really, checking their wiki.
#4288 [19:53] <Woovie> Forum posting sucks.
#4289 [19:53] <TheNoodle> I'd check their plugin documentation on bukkit.org or the voxel wiki.
#4290 [19:53] <TheNoodle> Or jump on the voxel server and ask there
#4291 [19:54] <Opeth> Ah
#4292 [20:00] <Michl3545> ?? help
#4293 [20:00] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#4294 [20:00] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
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#4296 [20:04] <Hollis> Hello?
#4297 [20:04] <VoxelHead> Look, Hollis, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4298 [20:05] <Hollis> Ok, I'll play for about ten or so minutes, then it'll give me an error report saying there's a fatal error. How can I fix this?
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#4300 [20:09] <Wug> lunamoonamon
#4301 [20:10] <xorcon> why cant i join any server?
#4302 [20:10] <Kaito> hm..my bed doesn't seem to be the point my compass points to...
#4303 [20:10] <xorcon> im using hamachi
#4304 [20:10] <xorcon> anybody?
#4305 [20:10] <Wug> Kaito: nope, it points to your original spawn iirc
#4306 [20:11] <Wug> xorcon: stop using hamachi because it suckd
#4307 [20:11] * CoZmicShReddeR [CoZmicShReddeR@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4308 [20:11] <Wug> sucks*
#4309 [20:11] <Kaito> oh
#4310 [20:11] <xorcon> ive tried without hamachi
#4311 [20:11] <Wug> you dont need it to join non hamachi servers
#4312 [20:11] <xorcon> hes on a hamachi server too
#4313 [20:11] <Wug> whats your minecraft username?
#4314 [20:11] <xorcon> why?
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#4316 [20:12] <xorcon> kellehertexas
#4317 [20:12] <Wug> because I'm checking to see if youve paid.
#4318 [20:12] <Wug> !paid kellehertexas
#4319 [20:12] <xorcon> i have
#4320 [20:12] <raisin> hi
#4321 [20:12] <Wug> why bother with hamachi?
#4322 [20:12] <xorcon> because it didnt work without it
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#4324 [20:13] <Wug> is the server running?
#4325 [20:13] <xorcon> yes
#4326 [20:13] <xorcon> hes sitting right next to me
#4327 [20:13] <xorcon> the server is up
#4328 [20:13] <Wug> has the ip changed?
#4329 [20:13] <Wug> you both have hamachi connecteD?
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#4331 [20:13] <xorcon> he changed it to the hamachi one and we are both connecte
#4332 [20:13] <xorcon> i keep timing out
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#4334 [20:14] <wippler> hello?
#4335 [20:14] <VoxelHead> Look, wippler, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4336 [20:14] <Wug> you say hesa right next to you, have him come here
#4337 [20:14] <xorcon> okay
#4338 [20:14] <wippler> how do you get survival mode singleplayer?
#4339 [20:14] <Wug> survival single player?
#4340 [20:14] <wippler> survival mode
#4341 [20:14] <Wug> its the beta version. comes with ssp and smp
#4342 [20:15] <Wug> you have to pay for it
#4343 [20:15] <Wug> its like $20
#4344 [20:15] <xorcon> hes here
#4345 [20:15] <Wug> you're him?
#4346 [20:15] <xorcon> hes reading the scree
#4347 [20:15] <xorcon> n
#4348 [20:15] <Wug> ......
#4349 [20:15] <xorcon> ?
#4350 [20:15] <Wug> have him join please
#4351 [20:15] <xorcon> why?
#4352 [20:15] <xorcon> k
#4353 [20:15] <xorcon> fine
#4354 [20:16] <Wug> I cant troubleshoot a server via helping one of the players who goes there on irc
#4355 [20:16] <Wug> too many hops
#4356 [20:16] <Opeth> WigBort can save the day. \o/
#4357 [20:16] <xorcon> k i sent him the link
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#4359 [20:16] <xorcon> hell be on any second
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#4361 [20:16] <JesusChrist> My son
#4362 [20:16] <xorcon> hes.. jesus christ..
#4363 [20:16] <Wug> ^ lol
#4364 [20:16] <xorcon> lol
#4365 [20:17] <raisin> i try to Download minecraft and after i hit run a Download window comes up and ask for me to log in and then i get a black screen
#4366 [20:17] <Wug> so I heard you port forwarding
#4367 [20:17] <xarcus> can anyone help me my server is saying pixel format not accelerated
#4368 [20:17] <xorcon> his acct is biochart
#4369 [20:17] <JesusChrist> yea
#4370 [20:17] <Wug> 1) drop hamachi, I'll help you set up pf properly
#4371 [20:17] <JesusChrist> my comp should allready b port forwarded
#4372 [20:17] <JesusChrist> k
#4373 [20:17] <Wug> you know your router's password. right?
#4374 [20:17] <JesusChrist> as far as i am aware the only thing i have left to do right now
#4375 [20:17] <JesusChrist> is just to reset
#4376 [20:18] <JesusChrist> the ip
#4377 [20:18] <xarcus> no help for me i guess. v.v
#4378 [20:18] <JesusChrist> on the Server ip file
#4379 [20:18] <Wug> xarcus: servers dont have pixel formats
#4380 [20:18] <Wug> JesusChrist: remove anything from the server-ip line
#4381 [20:18] <Wug> leave it blank
#4382 [20:18] <xarcus> idk why ts saying it.. it says that and gives me a black box where the games supposed to b
#4383 [20:18] <JesusChrist> done
#4384 [20:18] <Wug> xarcus: thats not the serve
#4385 [20:19] <Wug> !check 98.198.125.170
#4386 [20:19] <Wug> is the server running?
#4387 [20:19] <JesusChrist> yes
#4388 [20:19] <Wug> is the server running?
#4389 [20:19] <Wug> !check 98.198.125.170
#4390 [20:19] <Wug> hrrm
#4391 [20:20] <Wug> youve forwarded ports through your router, right?
#4392 [20:20] <JesusChrist> yes
#4393 [20:20] <Wug> make sure theyre forwarded to the correct internal ip address
#4394 [20:20] <JesusChrist> im not actualy using my router right now
#4395 [20:20] <JesusChrist> thats the problem
#4396 [20:20] <DopeGhoti> ...
#4397 [20:20] <Wug> i cant check your internal ip
#4398 [20:20] <JesusChrist> were using his router
#4399 [20:20] <JesusChrist> and his isnt port fowarded
#4400 [20:20] <JesusChrist> thats why
#4401 [20:20] <JesusChrist> k
#4402 [20:20] <Wug> you're both local right?
#4403 [20:21] <JesusChrist> ye
#4404 [20:21] <JesusChrist> a
#4405 [20:21] <JesusChrist> yea*
#4406 [20:21] <Wug> use his local ip
#4407 [20:21] <Wug> connect to that
#4408 [20:21] <Wug> it should work
#4409 [20:21] <JesusChrist> how do we connect localy
#4410 [20:21] * Wug punches vox
#4410 [20:21] <Wug> you're the server host, right?
#4411 [20:21] <JesusChrist> correct
#4412 [20:21] * VoxelHead elbow-drops Wug
#4412 [20:21] <Wug> get your local ip address
#4413 [20:21] <JesusChrist> I do not condone violence
#4414 [20:22] <JesusChrist> one sec
#4415 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> that's okay; I don't condone prostelyzation.
#4416 [20:22] <JesusChrist> okay i have it
#4417 [20:22] <Wug> /kick DopeGhoti wtf does that word it means has syllables so many
#4418 [20:22] <Wug> JesusChrist: have xorcon connect to that
#4419 [20:23] <Wug> what is it, btw
#4420 [20:23] <xorcon> whats the problem with my router??
#4421 [20:23] <JesusChrist> 98.198.125.170
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#4423 [20:23] <Wug> thats your global ip
#4424 [20:23] <Wug> you need your local one
#4425 [20:23] <JesusChrist> is that my IPV4
#4426 [20:23] <Wug> open a command prompt, type 'ipconfig' and hit enter
#4427 [20:24] <JesusChrist> yes
#4428 [20:24] <JesusChrist> is it the ipv4
#4429 [20:24] <VoxelHead> I wish they didn't have to go o_O.
#4430 [20:24] <JesusChrist> or the other one
#4431 [20:24] <JesusChrist> default
#4432 [20:24] <Wug> somewhere in that list there should be one like 192.168.somethinmg
#4433 [20:24] <Wug> its not the one called default gateway
#4434 [20:25] <JesusChrist> yes both my default and my ipv4 start with 192.168
#4435 [20:25] <JesusChrist> the end is what changes
#4436 [20:25] <JesusChrist> they are
#4437 [20:25] <Wug> default is probably .1.1
#4438 [20:25] <Wug> its the other one
#4439 [20:25] <JesusChrist> 192.168.1.107
#4440 [20:25] <JesusChrist> and
#4441 [20:25] <Wug> ^ have him connect to that one
#4442 [20:25] <JesusChrist> 192.168.
#4443 [20:25] <raisin> hello can u help me i try to Download minecraft and after i hit run a Download window comes up and ask for me to log in and then i get a black screen
#4444 [20:25] <JesusChrist> ok
#4445 [20:25] <VoxelHead> Look, raisin, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4446 [20:26] <JesusChrist> It's okay raisin
#4447 [20:26] <JesusChrist> I still love you
#4448 [20:26] <Wug> ??> raisin win/dxdiag
#4449 [20:26] <JesusChrist> ... Like a brother
#4450 [20:26] <VoxelHead> raisin: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4451 [20:26] <VoxelHead> raisin: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4452 [20:26] <JesusChrist> ... no homo
#4453 [20:26] <raisin> o
#4454 [20:27] <raisin> k\
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#4456 [20:27] <xorcon> is the reason i cant join networks because of my router?
#4457 [20:27] <JesusChrist> so what should i use for the Ip address in the server info file
#4458 [20:27] <JesusChrist> should i use
#4459 [20:27] <Wug> xorcon: the reason you cant join his is because you're trying to get to it from outside the router
#4460 [20:27] <Wug> JesusChrist: leave it blank
#4461 [20:27] <JesusChrist> k
#4462 [20:27] <Wug> it serves a very specific purpose
#4463 [20:28] <Markaum> Hello, I'm having some lag spikes, but only when I play on singleplayer
#4464 [20:28] <Wug> Markaum: how big and how often
#4465 [20:28] <Markaum> 1.5 sec interval
#4466 [20:28] <Markaum> constant
#4467 [20:28] <DopeGhoti> Markaum: is your hard drive thrashing?
#4468 [20:28] <Wug> that sounds like the tall grass growth
#4469 [20:29] <Markaum> nope
#4470 [20:29] <Wug> its just poorly optimized code
#4471 [20:29] <Wug> dont worry about it
#4472 [20:29] <raisin> http://pastebin.com/YfYcFF3u hear sorry
#4473 [20:29] <Markaum> When it's not laggin, I get 200 ~ 400 fps
#4474 [20:29] <xorcon> we joined it now
#4475 [20:29] <Markaum> And I don't have this problem on multiplayer, even if I set up a server on localhost
#4476 [20:30] <JesusChrist> Wug, my son, A THOUSAND VIRGINS AWAIT YOU IN HEAVEN!
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#4478 [20:30] <xorcon> but i wont be able to play if he leaves my house will we?
#4479 [20:30] <JesusChrist> just kidding
#4480 [20:30] <Wug> raisin: I'm not sure your graphics card is up to it
#4481 [20:30] <Wug> JesusChrist: I know. everyone says that
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#4483 [20:30] <JesusChrist> like you're going to heaven, especially after you did!
#4484 [20:30] <xorcon> when he leaves will i still be able to play on the server with him?
#4485 [20:30] <Wug> raisin: you might need to get a better graphics card to play
#4486 [20:31] <Wug> xorcon: when he leaves, go back to whatever configuration you used to have that worked
#4487 [20:31] <JesusChrist> After what(*) you did!
#4488 [20:31] <xorcon> i used to have window 99
#4489 [20:31] <JesusChrist> and now he has a vagina
#4490 [20:31] <Wug> the local ip only works locally (as in behind the same router)
#4491 [20:31] <xorcon> and now i got a laptop with windows 7
#4492 [20:31] <xorcon> thats the only difference
#4493 [20:31] <raisin> i can play on line but cant Download it
#4494 [20:32] <Wug> raisin: in that case
#4495 [20:32] <Wug> ??> raisin teamviewer
#4496 [20:32] <VoxelHead> raisin: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4497 [20:32] <VoxelHead> raisin: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4498 [20:32] <Markaum> Wug, yeah, I know that, the point is the computer can handle a server and a client running smoothly
#4499 [20:32] <Markaum> Wug, but if I select single player, I get lag spikes
#4500 [20:32] <Wug> Markaum: thats because you probably have a quad core
#4501 [20:33] <Wug> and the server handles the grass growing routine in some other thread on some other core
#4502 [20:33] <raisin> do u want me to Download it
#4503 [20:33] <Wug> so it doesnt affect the client much
#4504 [20:33] <Wug> raisin: download teamviewer, yes
#4505 [20:33] <raisin> ok
#4506 [20:34] <Wug> Markaum: how long do the lagspikes last? are they just little blips, or do they start and drag on and on
#4507 [20:34] <Markaum> +Wug But on my laptop it handles just fine, and it's a quad-core also
#4508 [20:34] <Markaum> Wug, quick blips
#4509 [20:34] <Wug> Markaum: is it really that big of a deal :/
#4510 [20:35] <Wug> send me a screencap of the f3 graph
#4511 [20:35] <raisin> i downloaded it
#4512 [20:35] <Markaum> Wug, every 2 seconds it freezes for about 1 second
#4513 [20:35] <DopeGhoti> Markaum: turn off smooth lighting?
#4514 [20:35] <Wug> raisin: run it, and PM me the id and password
#4515 [20:36] <Markaum> @DopeGhoti, yeah, tried to turn off every video setting possible
#4516 [20:36] <Markaum> Same thing
#4517 [20:37] <Markaum> It's a Core2Quad, 4Gb RAM, Radeon x1950 Pro 512Mb
#4518 [20:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> Markaum win/profile
#4519 [20:37] <VoxelHead> Markaum: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4520 [20:37] <raisin> ok
#4521 [20:37] <VoxelHead> Markaum: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4522 [20:38] <Wug> Thank you for your message.
#4523 [20:38] <Markaum> VoxelHead, even if it's running fine on multiplayer?
#4524 [20:38] <Wug> At this time I have reset your TeamViewer account.
#4525 [20:38] <Wug> BOOOOOYAAAAAHHHH
#4526 [20:38] <VoxelHead> i'll tell ya later
#4527 [20:38] <Wug> commercial use not suspected.
#4528 [20:38] * Wug beat teamviewer
#4528 [20:38] <TheNoodle> lol voxel.
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#4530 [20:41] <Blackfile09> hello
#4531 [20:42] <Wug> hey GreyVulpine and DopeGhoti and Kealper
#4532 [20:42] <Wug> ctcp time doesnt work on mibbit
#4533 [20:42] <Wug> because sucky mibbit reports the correct time regardless of system time
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#4535 [20:43] <Blackfile09> Could anyone offer some help? - If I smash a block in MC it never drops anything anymore (already removed and reïnstalled MC)
#4536 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> Blackfile09: are you using the right tool for the job?
#4537 [20:44] <Blackfile09> meaning?
#4538 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> A pick for stone, for example?
#4539 [20:44] <DopeGhoti> as opposed to, say, a shovel?
#4540 [20:45] <Blackfile09> yes
#4541 [20:45] <DopeGhoti> Any mods involved?
#4542 [20:45] <gPad2002> Blackfile09: Move away from the spawn
#4543 [20:46] <Blackfile09> already removed all mods by deleteing my .minecraft folder (also trying this on single player)
#4544 [20:47] <Blackfile09> I'm far away from the spawn too
#4545 [20:48] <Blackfile09> Are there any issues with the latest java version?
#4546 [20:49] <Wug> ?? win/javara
#4547 [20:49] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4548 [20:49] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4549 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> Blackfile09: are you using Java 1.7?
#4550 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> that breaks pretty much everything
#4551 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> ?? java/1.7
#4552 [20:50] <VoxelHead> java/1.7: Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known do not be compatible with Minecraft.
#4553 [20:50] <Blackfile09> i'm running 1
#4554 [20:50] <Blackfile09> 1.6*
#4555 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> And you have no mods of any sort installed?
#4556 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> Does the same thing happen if you generate a new world?
#4557 [20:51] <Markaum> @VoxelHead, tried to create another user, same problem
#4558 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> Markaum: then it's something endimic to your system
#4559 [20:51] <Wug> raisin just dropped connection -.-
#4560 [20:52] <Blackfile09> No mods whatsoever (removed .minecraft folder multiple times)
#4561 [20:52] <Markaum> @DopeGhoti what do you mean?
#4562 [20:52] <Wug> ??~ java/1.7|Java 1.7 is still in development, and is known to be incompatible with Minecraft.
#4563 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> is that a 'yes' to the second question?
#4564 [20:52] <Wug> ^ fixed typo
#4565 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> Wug: it already was, but whatever
#4566 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> (:
#4567 [20:53] <Blackfile09> Trying Javara now
#4568 [20:53] <Wug> ....
#4569 [20:53] <Wug> I hope his computer didnt blow up
#4570 [20:53] <Wug> it might have made him quit things because of uninstalling java, but ... that wouldnt stop teamviewer
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#4573 [20:54] <Wug> what was his hostname
#4574 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> he was on DSL will Bell Canadia
#4575 [20:54] <Wug> Mibbit@cpc3-aztw21-0-0-cust80.aztw.cable.virginmedia.com
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#4577 [20:55] <Wug> oh wait, thats the wrong one
#4578 [20:55] <Wug> it was Mibbit@bas1-portcredit33-1176399520.dsl.bell.ca
#4579 [20:55] <Wug> thx dg
#4580 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> That'll be $8
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#4601 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> Go espernet
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#4604 [20:56] <VoxelHead> bye ShaRose
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#4612 [20:57] <mib_rik67k> hello
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#4615 [20:58] <raskull> wierd.. my hosting provider here in alberta, canada hiccuped at the same time as espernet..
#4616 [20:58] <mib_rik67k> earlier i attempted at starting minecraft classic and it came up with an error, it told me to contact support so that is why i am talking
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#4619 [20:59] <mib_rik67k> earlier i attempted at starting minecraft classic and it came up with an error, it told me to contact support so that is why i am talking
#4620 [20:59] <mib_1d6z0g> I have purchased the game and it stalls in the middle of the download
#4621 [20:59] <mib_rik67k> anyone??
#4622 [20:59] <Igotatexturepackandmycomputerc> I got a texture pack for my minecraft acount and my computer couldn't handle it so know when I go to in browser I get a black screen. And I can't go to Mods and Texture Packs on the menu to delete it. What should I do?
#4623 [20:59] <VoxelHead> master, where did you go? I can't see you
#4624 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> ??> Igotatexturepackandmycomputerc win/reinst
#4625 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Igotatexturepackandmycomputerc: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4626 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Igotatexturepackandmycomputerc: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4628 [21:00] <raisin> hi
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#4631 [21:01] <johnnyberotten> hello?
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#4633 [21:01] <VoxelHead> Look, johnnyberotten, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4634 [21:01] <johnnyberotten> i need help uploading a mod
#4635 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> SEP
#4636 [21:02] <johnnyberotten> i downloaded the clay man mod but i dont know how to get it on minecraft
#4637 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> ?? mods
#4638 [21:02] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4639 [21:02] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#4642 [21:03] <Wug> what was the last message of mine that you got
#4643 [21:03] <raskull> 18:55:47 +<Wug> thx dg
#4644 [21:04] <Wug> Did I provide DopeGhoti with his requested $8?
#4645 [21:04] <raskull> hahah @ the guy that used his question as his irc nick :P
#4646 [21:05] <VoxelHead> the giant flesh-eating demon squid has escaped! security! protect your master! GIR! Defensive mode!
#4647 [21:05] <raskull> guess not, you didn't way anything after that, wug
#4648 [21:06] <raskull> are you watching zim, voxel?
#4649 [21:06] <VoxelHead> yes
#4650 [21:06] <VoxelHead> wait! i mean no
#4651 [21:06] * Wug provides DopeGhoti with his requested $8
#4651 [21:06] <raskull> awesome show
#4652 [21:06] <Wug> also, I reconnected to raisin, but it just dropped again.
#4653 [21:07] <Wug> another netbork maybe?
#4654 [21:07] <Wug> DopeGhoti, how do you turn vox
#4655 [21:07] <Wug> 's random chatter on and off
#4656 [21:07] * Wug loves vox <3
#4656 [21:07] <VoxelHead> Mmm.
#4657 [21:07] <DopeGhoti> Magic.
#4658 [21:07] <Opeth> Not exactly Wigbort. :<
#4659 [21:07] <Wug> hmmk.
#4660 [21:08] <Wug> how do I use this magic
#4661 [21:08] <mib_1d6z0g> i purchased minecraft but it stalls in the download and I get a card driver error
#4662 [21:08] <DopeGhoti> you have to be at lease a level 14 blue mage.
#4663 [21:08] <DopeGhoti> at least, even
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#4666 [21:10] <Wug> I'm a level 36 dark sorcerer of internets
#4667 [21:10] <Wug> does that count
#4668 [21:10] <raskull> holy shit yes.
#4669 [21:10] * raskull is impressed
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#4670 [21:11] <Wug> make that level 37. I just guessed the command
#4671 [21:11] <Wug> maybe.
#4672 [21:11] <mib_1d6z0g> is this just for nonsense or can someone help me?
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#4674 [21:13] <Sinistrahd> mib_1d6z0g just ask your question and someone will try
#4675 [21:13] <Sinistrahd> we're not psychics who know your exact problem the moment you step in :P
#4676 [21:13] <Sinistrahd> oh you did post it, sorry
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#4679 [21:14] <Sinistrahd> first thing would be to make sure your video card drivers are up to date
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#4681 [21:14] <mib_1d6z0g> Again, I purchased the game and it stalls in the download with a card driver error
#4682 [21:15] <Sinistrahd> ^^
#4683 [21:15] <mib_1d6z0g> How do I do that?
#4684 [21:15] <raisin> hi
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#4686 [21:16] <Sinistrahd> go to the website of the company that made your graphics card and look for updated drivers, or if it's nvidia (that I know of) windows update lists their updated drivers as optional hardware updates)
#4687 [21:16] <raskull> honestly mib_1d6z0g, if you want to find a good tutorial, do a search on google for "installing video drivers"
#4688 [21:16] <raskull> you will find tons of help there
#4689 [21:16] <mib_1d6z0g> ok yhank you
#4690 [21:17] <raskull> no point in getting the nice minecraft people to screw around with your video card.
#4691 [21:17] <Sinistrahd> whoa, insightbb, didn't realize they still existed as an ISP
#4692 [21:17] <raskull> some people are incapable of self-help and or googling stuff
#4693 [21:18] <Sinistrahd> that's what www.lmgtfy.com is for
#4694 [21:18] <raskull> yeah haha
#4695 [21:19] <Sinistrahd> I like getting inept friends with this one: http://tinyurl.com/3bv3lt3
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#4697 [21:20] <mib_m3xy9j> hello
#4698 [21:20] <mib_m3xy9j> i need some help
#4699 [21:20] <raskull> hahah
#4700 [21:20] <Sinistrahd> mib_m3xy9j just post the question
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#4702 [21:20] <mib_m3xy9j> i tried to install modloader and deleted metainf
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#4704 [21:20] <mib_m3xy9j> and i got black screen
#4705 [21:21] <mib_m3xy9j> and it gave me a code
#4706 [21:21] <mib_m3xy9j> if u want me to write it
#4707 [21:21] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_m3xy9j win/reinst
#4708 [21:21] <VoxelHead> mib_m3xy9j: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4709 [21:21] <VoxelHead> mib_m3xy9j: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4710 [21:21] <Sinistrahd> after that just try again but follow a guide verbatim
#4711 [21:21] <Sinistrahd> we don't officially offer support for mods yet
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#4713 [21:22] <mib_m3xy9j> alright
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#4715 [21:22] <Sinistrahd> ok fleeing back to real world again
#4716 [21:22] <Sinistrahd> gnight
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#4718 [21:23] <Wug> ugh
#4719 [21:23] <Wug> apparently, raisin's internet is just flaky as hell./
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#4721 [21:28] <Funkeymunkeys> i dont know if you guys will be able to help but the ppl at #aethermod are stupid....for some reason one mob is white on my vista and normal on my xp, any reason why one mobs texture wont work?
#4722 [21:28] <Funkeymunkeys> ...is there anyone here?
#4723 [21:29] <raskull> yea we're here..
#4724 [21:29] <Funkeymunkeys> o
#4725 [21:29] <Funkeymunkeys> you know anything about my prob?
#4726 [21:29] <raskull> mind showing us a screenshot of the difference? have you tried reinstalling the one with the broken texture?
#4727 [21:30] <Funkeymunkeys> like reinstalling the mod, i have it on my xp and when i transfer it 2 my vista for some reason it is just completely white
#4728 [21:30] <Funkeymunkeys> and hen i transfer it back and its fine...
#4729 [21:30] <Funkeymunkeys> then*
#4730 [21:30] <raskull> just one mob though?
#4731 [21:31] <Funkeymunkeys> i think so but im not sure, i havnt seen all the mobs
#4732 [21:31] <Funkeymunkeys> its just stupid because that one mob spams the air
#4733 [21:32] <raskull> well it's probably not likely going to be a problem with the mod itself or minecraft. it's more that likely an issue with the way the video drivers is rendering that texture
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#4735 [21:32] <Funkeymunkeys> ok, i cant really do any updating or stuff on that comp though cuz it isnt mine
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#4737 [21:32] <raskull> but you got me man, I dunno what would cause it.. are your video drivers up to date?
#4738 [21:33] <raskull> ah, well I dunno what else you can do
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#4740 [21:33] <raskull> if you can't update the software/drivers on the machine, then you probably can't fix it
#4741 [21:33] <Funkeymunkeys> ok thanks though, the ppl at aether mod just jellled "GET A BETTER OPS!"
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#4744 [21:33] <Funkeymunkeys> :D
#4745 [21:34] <ClashMaxx> Greetings All!
#4746 [21:34] <Funkeymunkeys> hi
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#4748 [21:34] <ClashMaxx> Is the server down for some reason?
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#4750 [21:34] <Funkeymunkeys> !paid funkeymunkeys
#4751 [21:35] <Wug> "the server?"
#4752 [21:35] <Wug> there are a lot of servers
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#4754 [21:35] <Funkeymunkeys> i think he means AuBot
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#4756 [21:35] <ClashMaxx> ok, here's where I"m going to show a lack of intellegence
#4757 [21:36] <ClashMaxx> I run a program that has an icon of java
#4758 [21:36] <ClashMaxx> Then, I run minecraft and play with my wife and a few friends
#4759 [21:36] <Funkeymunkeys> raskull could my problem be because of an out of date java ?
#4760 [21:36] <ClashMaxx> I learned about port forwarding last week
#4761 [21:36] <raskull> Funkeymunkeys: possibly
#4762 [21:37] <Funkeymunkeys> i know it is out of date on that comp
#4763 [21:37] <ClashMaxx> However, today it's not working
#4764 [21:38] <ClashMaxx> Minecraft serches for the server and times out
#4765 [21:38] <ClashMaxx> I shut the program off and restarted, but it didn't work
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#4767 [21:40] <raskull> ClashMaxx: what server is it?
#4768 [21:40] <raskull> you can try connecting to another server as a test.. try connecting to raskull.com
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#4771 [21:41] <ClashMaxx> what's the port #?
#4772 [21:41] <raskull> default
#4773 [21:42] <ClashMaxx> Nice bike
#4774 [21:42] <raskull> not the website, the minecraft server :P
#4775 [21:42] <raskull> and thanks :P
#4776 [21:42] <ClashMaxx> :)
#4777 [21:43] <ClashMaxx> I'm still not understanding
#4778 [21:43] <ClashMaxx> I thought you need a *.*.*.* number to connect to a server
#4779 [21:43] <raskull> are you having troubles connecting to a minecraft server?
#4780 [21:43] <raskull> no, you can use a domain name.
#4781 [21:43] <ClashMaxx> ah...
#4782 [21:43] <raskull> type it in there, and you should connect
#4783 [21:43] <ClashMaxx> I'll try
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#4789 [21:58] <admiralbenny> Hello!
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#4792 [21:58] <admiralbenny> I was wondering if someone here could help me with a problem I'm having with playing Minecraft online
#4793 [21:58] <Markaum> Hey, when I use a linux mc server, where does it saves everything?
#4794 [21:59] <raskull> n the sane directory as your jar file
#4795 [21:59] <raskull> wherever you put it
#4796 [21:59] <Markaum> raskull, nope, it's not there
#4797 [21:59] <Markaum> weird
#4798 [21:59] <admiralbenny> Im trying to play on my MacBook, and the screen loads, but then it says switching applet and a popup comes up. regardless of which i choose, the screen goes black
#4799 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> Markaum - ~/.minecraft/saves
#4800 [21:59] <raskull> the actual save file is probably in the world dir
#4801 [22:00] <acius> Hi, sorry to bother, but I've been seeing "can't connect to minecraft.net" errors on login, on two different accounts, on this computer.
#4802 [22:00] <acius> Works fine from a different computer on the same network.
#4803 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> er, wait, server, it'll be in the same directory
#4804 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> as the server's binary
#4805 [22:00] <Markaum> @GreyVulpine does it overwrites the client saves?
#4806 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> No, it's entirely seperate from the client's saves
#4807 [22:01] <acius> I *can* connect/login to the website from this computer. Also, this has been a problem for about a week now.
#4808 [22:01] <Markaum> Yeah, on windows I saw that happening
#4809 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> The server saves it in a "world" folder in the same directory where you have minecraft_server.jar
#4810 [22:01] <Markaum> I have minecraft_server.jar under /opt/minecraft_server
#4811 [22:01] <Markaum> ls -la returns only the jar
#4812 [22:02] <Markaum> and yes, I've started the server already
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#4814 [22:02] <raisin> is wug hear
#4815 [22:02] <HelpME> hello
#4816 [22:02] <HelpME> I have a probleme
#4817 [22:02] <Markaum> raisin he was a couple hour ago...
#4818 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> Markaum - did you execute the server in the same directory?
#4819 [22:02] <Markaum> hours*
#4820 [22:02] <HelpME> ....
#4821 [22:03] <raisin> kk
#4822 [22:03] <Markaum> @GreyVolupine ah, good point, I was on home and ran it java -jar /opt/.....
#4823 [22:03] <HelpME> somebody can help me ?
#4824 [22:04] <Markaum> Yeah, all good now, thanks
#4825 [22:04] * GreyVulpine tips hat at Markaum.
#4825 [22:04] <Markaum> HelpME, what's the problem?
#4826 [22:04] <HelpME> It,s a little probleme
#4827 [22:04] <HelpME> I can't change skin
#4828 [22:05] * Markaum give away a few gold ores
#4828 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> HelpME - Why can't you?
#4829 [22:06] <HelpME> I don,t know I just wanted change my skin I it,s marked
#4830 [22:06] <HelpME> wait a second....
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#4832 [22:06] <HelpME> Failed to save skin: javax.imageio.IIOException: Can't get input stream from URL!
#4833 [22:06] <HelpME> WATH THAT ?
#4834 [22:07] <HelpME> WHAT THAT * ?
#4835 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Try downloading the skin directly, and go to your minecraft.net's profile page, and upload it there
#4836 [22:08] * Wug is here
#4836 [22:08] <Wug> damn, raisin's internet is awful
#4837 [22:08] <Wug> I get like 30 seconds at a time
#4838 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#4839 [22:10] <HelpME> how I'm suppose to do that ?
#4840 [22:10] <HelpME> ok
#4841 [22:10] <HelpME> no
#4842 [22:10] <HelpME> ....
#4843 [22:10] <Wug> GreyVulpine: ca
#4844 [22:10] <Wug> ffff
#4845 [22:10] <Wug> GreyVulpine, can I be an op
#4846 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> I'm not fit to really think right now...
#4847 [22:12] <Wug> thats k
#4848 [22:12] <Wug> I'm patient... mostly
#4849 [22:12] <HelpME> ...
#4850 [22:12] <HelpME> ...
#4851 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> HelpME - How are you applying the skin to your character?
#4852 [22:12] <GreyVulpine> Through what website?
#4853 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> Hello?
#4854 [22:13] <VoxelHead> Look, GreyVulpine, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4855 [22:13] * GreyVulpine kicks VoxelHead.
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#4856 [22:13] <Wug> ^ lol
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#4858 [22:14] <Olyval> Hi . I just bought a gift code and I don't know where i can see the gift code .
#4859 [22:14] <Olyval> Can someone help me ?
#4860 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - On the profile page of the MC.net account that was used to buy it
#4861 [22:15] <HelpME> i'm going to minersneedcoolshooes.com then I selected browse after I pick a skin and after i click upload to minecraft after I click yes switch skin
#4862 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> HelpME - Is there a download link there? Seems their upload link sucks.
#4863 [22:15] <Olyval> I don't see any codes yet .
#4864 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Did you get any confirmation emails, confirming payment?
#4865 [22:16] <HelpME> I did that a lot of time but now it doesn't work
#4866 [22:16] <Olyval> Got the paypal receipt
#4867 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - When exactly did you pay?
#4868 [22:16] <Olyval> like 10 minutes ago .
#4869 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> HelpME - The upload link, or downloading it?
#4870 [22:16] <HelpME> it's free
#4871 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - It could take up to a few hours for the payment to go through
#4872 [22:17] <HelpME> downloading
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#4874 [22:17] <lol> how to make minecraft icon?
#4875 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> HelpME - Then their site sucks, try a different site. Try the skindex at at http://www.minecraftskins.com/
#4876 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> lol - Minecraft icon?
#4877 [22:17] <lol> like
#4878 [22:17] <lol> errr
#4879 [22:18] <HelpME> ok
#4880 [22:18] <lol> i cant really put my finger on it
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#4882 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> lol - Could you elaborate?
#4883 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Give me an example.
#4884 [22:18] <lol> trying
#4885 [22:18] <lol> like world of warcraft
#4886 [22:18] <lol> or internet
#4887 [22:18] <lol> u double click
#4888 [22:18] <lol> brings up the internet
#4889 [22:18] <mib_2tcn1i> my minecraft will not load on browser or download
#4890 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> lol - Are you trying to launch minecraft classic or beta?
#4891 [22:19] <lol> beta
#4892 [22:19] <mib_2tcn1i> beta
#4893 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> lol - Then download it from: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4894 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> Place it on your desktop, then you can just double click on it to launch it
#4895 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_2tcn1i - Sorry, why won't it load?
#4896 [22:19] <Olyval> didn't know that was taking THAT much time to get the code -,-
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#4898 [22:20] <munymuny200> Hello
#4899 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Yes, it's been known to take up to several hours for the payment to go through
#4900 [22:20] <munymuny200> Grey
#4901 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#4902 [22:20] <lol> tyvm
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#4904 [22:20] <munymuny200> My account was banned from MCBans because someone hacked my account, I had changed my password
#4905 [22:21] <munymuny200> And they need payment (insert proper word here) to unban me
#4906 [22:21] <Jen> I've been trying to play multiplayer on my friend's server, but whenever I try to log in it says the connection has failed and timed out. However, others can join the same server and my firewalls are disableded.
#4907 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> You need a payment receipt. Yeah, we're not Mojang, we're community-run support. We can't give you that here.
#4908 [22:21] <munymuny200> Wow.
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#4910 [22:22] <munymuny200> I do not have my payment
#4911 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> If you bought it using paypal, you can log into your paypal account, and get the receipt from there
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#4913 [22:22] <munymuny200> receipt
#4914 [22:22] <munymuny200> o.O
#4915 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> If you used a credit card, you can get the receipt from your credit card
#4916 [22:22] <munymuny200> I didnt buy my account
#4917 [22:22] <munymuny200> my dad ddi
#4918 [22:22] <munymuny200> did
#4919 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Then you'll need to ask your dad.
#4920 [22:22] <mr_wibble> whenever i launch minecraft it wont let me log in to my account
#4921 [22:22] <munymuny200> and he's on a buissness trip
#4922 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> munymuny200 - I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do here.
#4923 [22:23] <munymuny200> so I need to wait 1 month
#4924 [22:23] <munymuny200> yes i realize that
#4925 [22:23] <munymuny200> im just wondering
#4926 [22:23] <munymuny200> Any where else?
#4927 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, nope.
#4928 [22:23] <Jen> I've been trying to play multiplayer on my friend's server, but whenever I try to log in it says the connection has failed and timed out. However, others can join the same server and my firewalls are disabled.
#4929 [22:23] <munymuny200> Wow.
#4930 [22:23] <munymuny200> Im lost
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#4932 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> Jen - Others can join? What IP?
#4933 [22:24] <munymuny200> MCBans is Stupid
#4934 [22:24] * GreyVulpine agrees
#4934 [22:24] <munymuny200> thanks you
#4935 [22:24] * munymuny200 thanks oyu
#4935 [22:24] <munymuny200> wow
#4936 [22:24] <munymuny200> fail
#4937 [22:24] <Jen> 69.42.255.34
#4938 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> !check 69.42.255.34
#4939 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> That server seems up.
#4940 [22:24] <munymuny200> ?
#4941 [22:24] <munymuny200> what does that mean
#4942 [22:25] <Jen> Yeah...but I can't connect
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#4944 [22:25] <Jen> I've been trying for a couple days now and can't figure it out
#4945 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Jen - Try connecting to: smp.shadow-craft.net
#4946 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> It's a known, good, updated server
#4947 [22:25] <munymuny200> lol
#4948 [22:25] <mib_qaowxi> the minecraft launcher will not let me log in to my account
#4949 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - What error do you get?
#4950 [22:26] <mib_qaowxi> it just says cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4951 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - What operating system are you on?
#4952 [22:26] <wvgal> jsut downlaoded MInecraft and its super lagging?? anyone know how to fix yhis
#4953 [22:26] <Jen> I was able to log into that server...
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#4956 [22:26] <mib_qaowxi> windows 7
#4957 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> Jen - Then there's nothing on your end.
#4958 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> Jen - Your client can connect to servers fine.
#4959 [22:26] <Jen> Hmm it's just strange that other people, not the host, can connect
#4960 [22:26] <Jen> I'll ask the host and see if he has any ideas
#4961 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - First thing, check your system date and time, make sure it's correct
#4962 [22:27] <wvgal> does anyone have issues with minecraft lagging
#4963 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Nope.
#4964 [22:27] <Jen> No
#4965 [22:28] <mib_qaowxi> the date and time is correct
#4966 [22:28] <wvgal> just downloaded it and it wont run
#4967 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - Next thing to check, does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#4968 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> wvgal - Does it lag, or not run at all?
#4969 [22:28] <mib_qaowxi> yes it does
#4970 [22:28] <wvgal> lags so bad can't play it
#4971 [22:29] <huddler> does anyone have an issue with minecraft not working at all with there toshiba and sending an hs_err_pid file every time you try to open it including the online beta? java and everything else is as updated as it can get
#4972 [22:29] <Jen> Grey do you have any suggestions on how we can fix the server so I can join up?
#4973 [22:29] * mib_hvttt3 [mib_hvttt3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4974 [22:29] <mib_hvttt3> hi
#4975 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> Jen - I'm sorry, I don't know where to start. Does the host use any firewalls?
#4976 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - At the end of the windows username?
#4977 [22:29] <mib_qaowxi> yes
#4978 [22:30] <mib_hvttt3> hello
#4979 [22:30] <mib_hvttt3> can i have some help?
#4980 [22:30] <Jen> Not sure, should I ask the host to disable them if they do and see if that works?
#4981 [22:30] <mib_hvttt3> ?
#4982 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_qaowxi - Please try creating a new windows user account, one that doesn't have a ! mark in it
#4983 [22:30] <mib_qaowxi> ok
#4984 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Onnly if you tell us with what.
#4985 [22:30] <mib_hvttt3> minecraft site send me here for tech help
#4986 [22:30] <mib_hvttt3> well minecraft lags alot
#4987 [22:30] <wvgal> me too mib
#4988 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Please upload the text of the hs_err_pid error report to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#4989 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> and my laptop was about 600
#4990 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> it runs combat arms very well no lag
#4991 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Have you tried lowering the video settings in minecraft?
#4992 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> but minecraft??? i mean i dont understand
#4993 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> idk
#4994 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft actually is very cpu/gpu intensive
#4995 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> i put it on the lowest settings
#4996 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> cpu/gpu?
#4997 [22:31] <mib_hvttt3> please tell more
#4998 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> Processor/video card.
#4999 [22:31] <AG_Scott> the processor and graphics card
#5000 [22:32] <mib_hvttt3> hmm
#5001 [22:32] <wvgal> we run WoW just fine and have the same prob as mib
#5002 [22:32] <mib_hvttt3> well how do i know if i need to upgrade it? do it? and will it help
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#5004 [22:32] <mib_hvttt3> yeah
#5005 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> inst there a proffesional here?
#5006 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> wwhat is this play
#5007 [22:33] * mib_vawz80 [mib_vawz80@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5008 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> i am lost
#5009 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> We're all volunteers here.
#5010 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> place
#5011 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> all
#5012 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Please
#5013 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> stop
#5014 [22:33] <wvgal> i want a refund but have no way to contact except here
#5015 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> using
#5016 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> the
#5017 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> enter
#5018 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> key
#5019 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> as a space bar
#5020 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> ?
#5021 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> anyways!!!
#5022 [22:33] <mib_hvttt3> CAN SOMEONE HELP
#5023 [22:33] <Im-A-Bot> NO
#5024 [22:34] <mib_vawz80> the minecraft launcher wont let me log in and it wont let me play offline
#5025 [22:34] <mib_hvttt3> can minecraft please put this game , on canyourunit.com
#5026 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Could you tell us your computer's specs?
#5027 [22:34] <mib_hvttt3> YES THANK YOU GRAYV
#5028 [22:34] <huddler> http://pastebin.com/itJK3N8p
#5029 [22:34] <mib_hvttt3> ?
#5030 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> huddler - When do you get this error report?
#5031 [22:34] <mib_hvttt3> one sec
#5032 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> huddler - When does it crash?
#5033 [22:34] <Im-A-Bot> I juts got a creeper basebal cap :D
#5034 [22:35] <mib_hvttt3> sweet
#5035 [22:35] <AG_Scott> canyourunit only supports Windows. it sounds interesting too (
#5036 [22:35] <AG_Scott> :(*
#5037 [22:35] <huddler> as soon as i try and start the game and or betta it will close out and put this folder either on my desktop or the minecraft folder
#5038 [22:35] <raskull> is it bad that I read that as can your unit?
#5039 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Please update your intel video drivers from http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5040 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Use the intel driver update utility
#5041 [22:36] <mib_hvttt3> ehh
#5042 [22:36] <huddler> thank you i will see if it works
#5043 [22:36] <mib_hvttt3> gray
#5044 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Yes?
#5045 [22:36] <Im-A-Bot> is it nerdy to wear a creeper hat ?
#5046 [22:36] <AG_Scott> raskull OMG.
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#5048 [22:36] <AG_Scott> I thought it was can your unit D:
#5049 [22:36] <mib_hvttt3> eh inst there a place where i can just copy /paste my system specs
#5050 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_hvttt3 win/dxdiag
#5051 [22:36] <VoxelHead> mib_hvttt3: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5052 [22:36] <VoxelHead> mib_hvttt3: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5053 [22:36] <raskull> haha AG_Scott I guess I'm normal after all!
#5054 [22:36] <mib_hvttt3> cuz if i check on system properties on computer it wont let me
#5055 [22:36] <mib_vawz80> the minecraft launcher doesnt let me login and wont let me play in the browser
#5056 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Try VoxelHead's instructions
#5057 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_vawz80 - What error do you get when you try to log in?
#5058 [22:37] <hddler> im sorry what was the website my ie crashed all of a sudden
#5059 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Please update your intel video drivers from http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5060 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Use the intel driver update utility
#5061 [22:37] <mib_vawz80> cannot connect to minecraft.net
#5062 [22:37] <hddler> thank you again
#5063 [22:37] <mib_hvttt3> ok one sec gray
#5064 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_vawz80 - Wait, you were just here. I diagnosed the problem as your windows username having a ! mark in it
#5065 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_vawz80 - Didn't you make a new windows user account without a ! mark in it?
#5066 [22:38] <mib_vawz80> yea i got rid of it and it still doesnt work
#5067 [22:38] <mib_hvttt3> ok its doint it gray
#5068 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> No, you don't just rename the account. You need to make a NEW account
#5069 [22:38] <mib_vawz80> oh ok thx
#5070 [22:39] <mib_hvttt3> ok here
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#5072 [22:39] <mib_hvttt3> --------------- System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 7/26/2011, 22:38:03 Machine name: BOB-PC Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.110408-1631) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: TOSHIBA System Model: Satellite C650
#5073 [22:39] <Wug> ?? pastebin
#5074 [22:39] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5075 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh. Try pasting it at www.pastebin.com
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#5077 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> ?
#5078 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> why what is that
#5079 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> There's no way you're going to paste the entire dxdiag here. It floods the channel
#5080 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> hmm
#5081 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com is a site that'll allow you to paste the giant chunk of text, and share it with others
#5082 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> so then can i email u
#5083 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> ??
#5084 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Use www.pastebin.com
#5085 [22:40] <mib_hvttt3> what is that
#5086 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Pastebin.com is a site that'll allow you to paste the giant chunk of text, and share it with others
#5087 [22:41] <mib_hvttt3> cant i just email u i dont want to go to a furuam
#5088 [22:41] <hibbler> im really sorry could i get that site one more time im not going to try and open it on the url this time i will open a seperate page and type it
#5089 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Please update your intel video drivers from http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5090 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> No.
#5091 [22:41] <mib_hvttt3> ok gray i am there what do i do
#5092 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Paste the text under where it says, "Create new paste", press the submit button
#5093 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Then look at your browser's address bar, copy that and paste it here
#5094 [22:42] <mib_hvttt3> ohhhhhhhhh ok thats smart
#5095 [22:43] <mib_hvttt3> http://pastebin.com/MfzANMYx
#5096 [22:43] <mib_hvttt3> GRAY herere
#5097 [22:43] <mib_hvttt3> http://pastebin.com/MfzANMYx
#5098 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> That's not the entire dxdiag report, it's cut off
#5099 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> Try copying the entire report and trying again
#5100 [22:44] <mib_hvttt3> fine
#5101 [22:44] <wvgal> how do you get a refund from MINECRAFT?? anyone know
#5102 [22:44] <mib_hvttt3> i wont be giving any information right?
#5103 [22:44] <mib_hvttt3> like my ip add
#5104 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Refund policy can be found at www.minecraft.net/support
#5105 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Nope.
#5106 [22:45] <mib_hvttt3> hmmm
#5107 [22:45] <mib_hvttt3> ok
#5108 [22:45] <mib_hvttt3> http://pastebin.com/ySt4WDrp
#5109 [22:45] <mib_hvttt3> here http://pastebin.com/ySt4WDrp
#5110 [22:46] <Wug> btw grey
#5111 [22:46] <Wug> I've been working on some wugbot stuff that could facilitate better support
#5112 [22:46] <Wug> I'm almost ready to give a demo of some sort
#5113 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Again ,that's not the full dxdiag.
#5114 [22:47] <Wug> ctrl+a
#5115 [22:47] <hibbler> the updated video driver did not work..
#5116 [22:47] <mib_hvttt3> ???
#5117 [22:47] <mib_hvttt3> i dont get it
#5118 [22:48] <mib_hvttt3> whats missing
#5119 [22:48] <Wug> the entire bottom part
#5120 [22:48] <mib_hvttt3> AAAHHHH
#5121 [22:48] <mib_hvttt3> OOPS
#5122 [22:48] <mib_hvttt3> I DIDNT SEEE IT
#5123 [22:48] <Wug> derp
#5124 [22:48] <mib_hvttt3> sorry one sec
#5125 [22:49] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/itJK3N8p
#5126 [22:50] <mib_hvttt3> http://pastebin.com/fNidEwfJ
#5127 [22:50] <mib_hvttt3> there gray
#5128 [22:50] <mib_hvttt3> http://pastebin.com/fNidEwfJ
#5129 [22:50] <mib_hvttt3> gray
#5130 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> Give me a minute? I'm not a speed reader
#5131 [22:50] <mib_hvttt3> sory :)
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#5134 [22:53] <mib_hvttt3> come onnnnnnn
#5135 [22:54] <mib_hvttt3> jk take your time
#5136 [22:54] <mib_hvttt3> thanks btw
#5137 [22:54] <mr_boo> Need some help, I get a message that says i dont have enough memory when i play the downloaded version. what can i do?
#5138 [22:54] <hibbler> they have meds for add
#5139 [22:55] <mib_hvttt3> mr_boo- get more memory ? ( no shit )
#5140 [22:55] <mib_hvttt3> graaaay is awesome
#5141 [22:55] <mr_boo> what? i do i add more memory to an application?
#5142 [22:56] <mr_boo> how do i add more
#5143 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - First thing to try, your video drivers seem to be out of date, try updating them from http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5144 [22:56] <mr_boo> everything is up to date, i did that last night
#5145 [22:56] <mib_hvttt3> what does that mean? u can update that stuf?
#5146 [22:57] <mib_hvttt3> so i should just go download ?
#5147 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - If that doesn't work, try uninstalling java from your system, install the 64-bit version of java from http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#5148 [22:57] <mib_hvttt3> ok
#5149 [22:57] <mib_hvttt3> wait what about the driver can u help me find it
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#5151 [22:57] <hibbler> would this work in my sittuation also?
#5152 [22:57] <mib_hvttt3> i dont know what to look for,
#5153 [22:58] <mib_hvttt3> gray
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#5155 [22:58] <Guest2371> yay guesr
#5156 [22:58] <Guest2371> lol spell error
#5157 [22:58] <Wug> GreyVulpine: the 64 bit download of java only world from 64 bit ie
#5158 [22:58] <Wug> thats why I made ?? getjavax
#5159 [22:58] <Wug> because it actually lets you choose
#5160 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> You can manually download 64-bit java from http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#5161 [22:58] <Wug> no, you cant. it detects your browser
#5162 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> Bwah?
#5163 [22:58] <mr_boo> How can i add more memory to minecraft so it wont crash?
#5164 [22:59] <mib_hvttt3> nooo i mean the driver thing
#5165 [22:59] <mib_hvttt3> GRAYYYYY :( help me
#5166 [22:59] <Wug> it wont let you download 64 bit java for windows from anything but a 64 bit browser
#5167 [22:59] <Wug> because its stupid.
#5168 [22:59] <mib_hvttt3> what do u mean i need to update my driver i dont know hoooow
#5169 [22:59] <mib_hvttt3> help me gray
#5170 [22:59] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_hvttt3, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#5171 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> I'm looking right at the manual download page.
#5172 [22:59] <Wug> and the only 64 bit browser for windows is... 64... bit... ie.
#5173 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#5174 [22:59] <gunther> why is my screen blacking out?? or Bloced?
#5175 [22:59] <Wug> yeah, I know. actually try doing it
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#5177 [23:00] <Product> Hi all.
#5178 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> I'm getting a download for the 64 bit version
#5179 [23:00] <Product> !seen almostroot
#5180 [23:00] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 2hrs 1min 3secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Ping timeout: 202 seconds
#5181 [23:00] <Product> NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5182 [23:00] <mib_hvttt3> grey, u said somehting about a video card update
#5183 [23:00] <mib_hvttt3> ??
#5184 [23:00] * mib_a4sooj [mib_a4sooj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5185 [23:00] <Product> Damn, I missed almostroot :(
#5186 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Go to intel's site, use the intel driver update utility
#5187 [23:00] <Wug> GreyVulpine: it just sends me in circles and dodges my attempts
#5188 [23:01] <mib_hvttt3> idk what the means or how,.. sory i am not good with this stuff
#5189 [23:01] <mib_hvttt3> :)
#5190 [23:01] <Wug> i'm even on a 64 bit browser, i'm just not on windows
#5191 [23:01] * GreyVulpine pokes wug with http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=49026
#5191 [23:01] <mib_hvttt3> ok ill try the java first ok gray?
#5192 [23:01] <Product> I'am so unlucky :( I missed almostroot, been waiting for him 4 days.
#5193 [23:01] <Wug> idk
#5194 [23:01] <mr_boo> how can i add more memory to minecraft so it wont crash?
#5195 [23:01] <Wug> it must just hate me
#5196 [23:01] <Wug> GreyVulpine: are you on windows?
#5197 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5198 [23:01] <Wug> are you using firefox?
#5199 [23:01] <hibbler> http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#5200 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5201 [23:01] <Wug> there is a 64 bit build of ff
#5202 [23:02] <Wug> try from chrome or 32 bit ie
#5203 [23:02] <hibbler> any help i updated the video drivers and it did nothing
#5204 [23:02] <mib_hvttt3> OK look i aready have java 6
#5205 [23:02] <Product> Isn't almostroot voiced anymore ?
#5206 [23:02] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/itJK3N8p
#5207 [23:02] <hibbler> sorry
#5208 [23:02] <mib_hvttt3> gray
#5209 [23:03] <Wug> -ChanServ- 41 almostroot +AV (VOP) [modified 3 weeks, 6 days, 21:53:25 ago]
#5210 [23:03] <mib_hvttt3> what should i do minecraft lags i gave u my info this
#5211 [23:03] <mib_hvttt3> thing*
#5212 [23:03] <mib_hvttt3> what is there to do
#5213 [23:03] <Product> Hmm.
#5214 [23:03] <mib_hvttt3> why does it lag i dont understand
#5215 [23:03] <Product> !seen almostroot_
#5216 [23:03] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot_ (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 2hrs 6mins 46secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#5217 [23:03] <GreyVulpine> Because, intel graphics are crap
#5218 [23:04] <Wug> Product: why are you obsessed with almostroot
#5219 [23:04] <mib_hvttt3> intel ok..
#5220 [23:04] <Wug> just wondering.
#5221 [23:04] <mib_hvttt3> so what cna i do
#5222 [23:04] <Product> Wug: I need him so bad for my CentOS VPS.
#5223 [23:04] <Product> Wug: He's a very good guy, and he can fix it for me.
#5224 [23:04] <mib_hvttt3> so .... is there anything i can do?????
#5225 [23:04] <Product> Wug: He teaches CentOS, so he has so much experience with it.
#5226 [23:05] <Wug> ??> mib_hvttt3 patience
#5227 [23:05] <VoxelHead> mib_hvttt3: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5228 [23:05] <mib_hvttt3> please tell me i gtg soon
#5229 [23:05] <VoxelHead> mib_hvttt3: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5230 [23:05] <TheNytangel> Hmm.. you think someone would be full after 3 cupcakes, 3 roast beef sandwiches, and some curly fries >.>
#5231 [23:05] <mib_hvttt3> i am sorrry i will wait
#5232 [23:05] <mib_hvttt3> thanks vox
#5233 [23:05] <GreyVulpine> How hard could it be to go to http://downloadcenter.intel.com/ and clicking on the intel driver update utility?
#5234 [23:05] <Product> Is there anyone who can help me with CentOS VPS ?
#5235 [23:06] <mib_hvttt3> i dont know what to look for i told u please
#5236 [23:06] <mib_hvttt3> can u talk me through it?
#5237 [23:06] <mib_hvttt3> please gray
#5238 [23:06] <GreyVulpine> There's a button, labeled Intel Driver update utility, right on the front page?
#5239 [23:06] <Wug> look for the INTEL DRIVER UPDATE UTILITY
#5240 [23:06] <Wug> THATS WHAT ITS CALLED
#5241 [23:06] <mib_hvttt3> ok one sec
#5242 [23:06] <Wug> /caps
#5243 [23:06] * TheNytangel thinks Wug has a short temper.. oh caps :P
#5243 [23:06] <mib_hvttt3> now what
#5244 [23:06] * nanomachine [nanomachine@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5245 [23:06] * Wug does kindof
#5245 [23:07] <TheNytangel> :o
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#5247 [23:07] <hibbler> bro go to the website and there is a serch bar type in video card update and it will be right there with the xp and windows 7 updates i just did it in 2 in and i dont know crap abou computers thats why im here so give it a shot use your flashlight and get out of the dark
#5248 [23:07] <Wug> its partially because I have a job and no free time
#5249 [23:07] <TheNytangel> :(
#5250 [23:07] * TheNytangel sits on his butt all day
#5250 [23:07] <Wug> I've been here a lot lately because I took a few days off around his birthday.
#5251 [23:07] <mib_hvttt3> gray now what do i do
#5252 [23:07] <Wug> happy birthday wug
#5253 [23:07] <Wug> :L
#5254 [23:07] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5255 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_hvttt3 - Now, you let it scan. At the end of the scan process, it'll tell you what you need to install.
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#5257 [23:08] <Product> HBD :_)
#5258 [23:08] * |Kiikun| tosses Wug a birthday cupcake colored like a tnt block
#5258 [23:08] <Wug> oh, and my job entails getting up early on weekends to clean toilets.
#5259 [23:08] <mib_hvttt3> do i click on ( check your systems latest updates ? )
#5260 [23:08] * TheNytangel wants to buy 8GB of RAM for his laptop
#5260 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5261 [23:08] <mib_hvttt3> ok
#5262 [23:08] <mib_hvttt3> ok i clicked
#5263 [23:08] <Product> I would like to ask if anyone is able to see where almostroot is right now.
#5264 [23:09] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/itJK3N8p any help please i updated my intel and everything already
#5265 [23:09] <mib_hvttt3> ok now what theres some crap and stuff
#5266 [23:09] <mib_hvttt3> OK bye nerds :)
#5267 [23:10] <mib_hvttt3> go play wow
#5268 [23:10] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, does this look like a "good" site to buy ram from? http://support.crucial.com/store/mpartspecs.aspx?mtbpoid=9C36FCA4A5CA7304
#5269 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> crucial's pretty good, yeah
#5270 [23:10] * |Kiikun| likes newegg.
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#5271 [23:10] <TheNytangel> I mean, freeram.com or whatever.. wouldn't trust them
#5272 [23:10] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#5272 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> I only ever buy ram through newegg
#5273 [23:11] <TheNytangel> :o
#5274 [23:11] * TheNytangel googles
#5274 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> add a .com to that :P
#5275 [23:11] <TheNytangel> They sell knives too? Or did I go to a wrong website?
#5276 [23:11] <Product> Does newegg ship worldwide free ?
#5277 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> mmm bk chicken minis...
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#5279 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> No.
#5280 [23:12] <Product> Oh :(
#5281 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> For that, you'll want to look at tigerdirect
#5282 [23:12] <|Kiikun|> newegg is recently expanding into a marketplace. the market sells everything
#5283 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Slightly pricier, but they ship worldwide
#5284 [23:12] <hibbler> Grey: any more suggestions with my problem?
#5285 [23:12] <Product> http://www.tigerdirect.ca/ right ?
#5286 [23:12] * GreyVulpine nods
#5286 [23:12] <TheNytangel> Pfft
#5287 [23:12] <Product> Ok thanks ^.^
#5288 [23:12] <TheNytangel> So they sell crucial ram?
#5289 [23:13] <TheNytangel> Why not just get it from the crucial website? :P
#5290 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> newegg gets it cheaper.
#5291 [23:13] <TheNytangel> Oh
#5292 [23:13] * TheNytangel researches more
#5292 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> Constantly has good deals
#5293 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> free shipping deals, rebates, price drops..
#5294 [23:13] <Product> For gadgets I think dealextreme is very good because of worldwide free shipping.
#5295 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> I built my last... dozen or so computer through newegg alone
#5296 [23:14] <TheNytangel> Omg, I just realized it is DDR3, you know what that means? DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!!
#5297 [23:14] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#5297 [23:14] <TheNytangel> ?
#5298 [23:14] <TheNytangel> It does..
#5299 [23:14] <hibbler> need help please
#5300 [23:15] <hibbler> minecraft wont work on my toshiba
#5301 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> Duded Dance Retarded
#5302 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> ?
#5303 [23:15] <|Kiikun|> :P
#5304 [23:15] <hibbler> sends am error folder ever time i try to play
#5305 [23:15] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/itJK3N8p
#5306 [23:15] <TheNytangel> I have so many error reports on my desktop from minecraft crashing.. but when you fall down, you just get back up again :)
#5307 [23:16] <TheNytangel> Unless you are seriously injured
#5308 [23:16] <Wug> soz about that everyone.
#5309 [23:16] <TheNytangel> Then you come here for Grey to fix it
#5310 [23:16] <hibbler> mine wont open what so ever just sends that instead
#5311 [23:16] <Product> How come I'am banned from #Mcchatter and I never joined it ?
#5312 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> I'm in no shape to fix computer issues tonight, Way too tipsy.
#5313 [23:16] * Wug applies booze remover to GreyVulpine
#5313 [23:17] <hibbler> well you gave some nice help to httt3
#5314 [23:17] <Wug> Product: mibbit
#5315 [23:17] <Product> Oh.
#5316 [23:17] <hibbler> it sounds like his works just fine now i payed full price for this game and havent been about to play it... im slightly dissapointed
#5317 [23:18] <Product> mibbit is banned from Mcchatter, right ?
#5318 [23:18] <Wug> yep
#5319 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> hibbler - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#5320 [23:18] <Wug> unconditionally and completely
#5321 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> hibbler win/dxdiag
#5322 [23:18] <VoxelHead> hibbler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5323 [23:18] <Product> Wug: Ooh ok, thanks, I'll use PChat.
#5324 [23:18] <VoxelHead> hibbler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5325 [23:18] <Wug> if you want access there, use a real client
#5326 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Once you give that report, we'll know what video card you have, and can direct you from there.
#5327 [23:18] <Wug> GreyVulpine: there is one problem with dxdiag
#5328 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> No. No problems
#5329 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> I refuse to hear of any problems.
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#5331 [23:19] <Wug> and that is, if a laptop has, for example, an integrated intel chip with drivers installed
#5332 [23:19] <Wug> and another nvidia chip without drives
#5333 [23:19] <Product> Ok :)
#5334 [23:19] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, do these look the same? http://support.crucial.com/store/mpartspecs.aspx?mtbpoid=9C36FCA4A5CA7304 and http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820148276
#5335 [23:19] <Wug> it will not see the nvidia chip
#5336 [23:20] <Wug> which tends to be a problem.
#5337 [23:20] <Wug> you can, however, search for the system model number, go to the mfr's website, and attempt to search for drivers for non intel chips
#5338 [23:22] <TheNytangel> Haha. Limit is 100 per customer
#5339 [23:22] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/wDZQBVHr
#5340 [23:22] <TheNytangel> Funny. Who would buy 800GB of ram
#5341 [23:22] <|Kiikun|> i'd buy the limit if i was runnign a business :P
#5342 [23:22] <hibbler> i hope its all there
#5343 [23:23] <TheNytangel> Well GreyVulpine, are they the same?
#5344 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> Part number says no
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#5346 [23:24] <TheNytangel> D:
#5347 [23:24] <Wug> GreyVulpine: System Manufacturer: TOSHIBA, System Model: Satellite A105
#5348 [23:24] <Wug> its half way down the first section
#5349 [23:24] <TheNytangel> So GreyVulpine, they aren't the same? :(
#5350 [23:24] <Wug> I always ignored it because I didnt know how to use it
#5351 [23:24] <|Kiikun|> grey: all the other numbers are matching though. i know newegg uses the kit numbers. the crucial site may be using the ram part numbers
#5352 [23:24] <So_Very_Awake> Could someone help me with a logic gate question? :)
#5353 [23:25] <TheNytangel> Put redstone on top
#5354 [23:25] <|Kiikun|> most of the logic gates on on the wiki, SVA
#5355 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, everything else looks the same, again, I'm not in the clearest state of mind right now
#5356 [23:25] <hibbler> http://pastebin.com/wDZQBVHr
#5357 [23:25] <hibbler> dxdiag for you grey
#5358 [23:25] <So_Very_Awake> I've been looking at that, but I still can't figure this out :-/ it's really simple I'm just new to the whole idea
#5359 [23:26] <So_Very_Awake> Basically I have a piston that I want to be on unless a pressure plate or a button is on
#5360 [23:26] <mr_boo> How can i let minecraft have more memory on windows 7?
#5361 [23:26] <TheNytangel> So_Very_Awake, an inverter
#5362 [23:26] <|Kiikun|> an inverter shoudl do it.
#5363 [23:27] <So_Very_Awake> ok, so an inverter going to the pressure plate, then the inputs going to the inverter?
#5364 [23:27] <|Kiikun|> wrong!
#5365 [23:27] <|Kiikun|> backwards.
#5366 [23:27] <Wug> mr_boo: what os are you on
#5367 [23:27] <mr_boo> 64bit
#5368 [23:27] <So_Very_Awake> oh, and inverter going to both inputs, and then the inputs meet at one spot and go to the piston?
#5369 [23:27] <|Kiikun|> the plate powers the inverter, turnign it off, the piston retracts.
#5370 [23:27] <Wug> [ plate ] -----wire------ [inverter] ---------- [piston]
#5371 [23:27] <Wug> shut up vox
#5372 [23:28] <TheNytangel> Awww, it isn't compatible
#5373 [23:28] <TheNytangel> I'll just get it from crucial then
#5374 [23:29] <hibbler> any help http://pastebin.com/wDZQBVHr
#5375 [23:29] <hibbler> thats a dxdiag that grey asked for but idk if he is awake anymore
#5376 [23:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
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#5378 [23:29] <Wug> hibbler: you have 1GB of ram. not enough to run minecraft
#5379 [23:30] <hibbler> alright thank you what is it 2 min.. i need
#5380 [23:30] <TheNytangel> Yeesh
#5381 [23:30] <master-chief> 1.5
#5382 [23:30] <TheNytangel> I would never live with 1GB of RAM
#5383 [23:30] <Wug> and you have an intel gma 945 for a graphics chip
#5384 [23:30] <Wug> you could get it running with 1GB probably
#5385 [23:30] <|Kiikun|> ew.... intel graphics *urp*
#5386 [23:30] <Wug> but not with that graphics chip
#5387 [23:30] <Wug> most people with that chip never ever get it working
#5388 [23:30] <hibbler> it should be updatated to the 950 but ya its just time for a new computer thank you for all the help
#5389 [23:31] <Wug> hang on, ill see if your model comes with a different graphics chip
#5390 [23:31] <mr_boo> can you help me Wug?
#5391 [23:31] <Wug> mr_boo: 64 bit is not an os. 64 bit what
#5392 [23:31] <hibbler> i appriciate it
#5393 [23:31] <TheNytangel> Change the startup script to give it more memory
#5394 [23:31] <Wug> hibbler, h/o 1sec
#5395 [23:31] <TheNytangel> Wug, windows 7
#5396 [23:32] <mr_boo> is that to me Nytangel?
#5397 [23:32] <|Kiikun|> :/
#5398 [23:33] * master-chief yawns
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#5399 [23:35] <TheNytangel> mr_boo, yes
#5400 [23:35] <Wug> ??> mr_boo win/launch
#5401 [23:35] <Wug> did I not make that
#5402 [23:35] <Wug> ?? ping
#5403 [23:35] <VoxelHead> ping: pong
#5404 [23:35] <master-chief> :(
#5405 [23:35] * mib_9noq4u [mib_9noq4u@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5406 [23:35] <master-chief> !paid gunkeymunkeys
#5407 [23:35] <mr_boo> ok so what do i do?
#5408 [23:36] <TheNytangel> Ha
#5409 [23:36] <TheNytangel> !paid TheNytangel
#5410 [23:36] * master-chief wonders why Aupot is being dumb
#5410 [23:36] <master-chief> aubot*
#5411 [23:36] <mib_9noq4u> i clicked play single player out dated in the browser and i denied security acces to the game and now it wont open
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#5413 [23:36] <master-chief> HA
#5414 [23:36] <TheNytangel> >:o
#5415 [23:37] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#5416 [23:37] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#5417 [23:37] <TheNytangel> Pfft
#5418 [23:37] <master-chief> !paid funkeymunkeys
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#5420 [23:37] <master-chief> is he broken :O
#5421 [23:37] <hibbler> any update Wug?
#5422 [23:37] <quaddle> how can i load this if it keeps asking for updated drivers
#5423 [23:37] * Whitecore1 [Whitecore1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5424 [23:37] <Wug> ??+ win/launch|If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.;;Windows Launch Script: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat
#5425 [23:37] <Wug> hibbler, I cant find anything. soz
#5426 [23:37] <Whitecore1> Hello
#5427 [23:37] <Wug> new computer time :)_
#5428 [23:38] <master-chief> ?? wireshark
#5429 [23:38] <VoxelHead> wireshark: Wireshark is a network traffic analysis program which may be helpful in troubleshooting problems with SMP server or client connections.
#5430 [23:38] <VoxelHead> wireshark: It can be obtained at http://www.wireshark.org
#5431 [23:38] <hibbler> thank you for your help anyway but ya i think its that time i really appricate the help have a good night
#5432 [23:38] <Wug> make sure you get something that has more than just intel integrated graphics
#5433 [23:38] * Wug sharks master-chief's wires
#5433 [23:38] * Wug glares at AuBot
#5433 [23:39] * |Kiikun| chants nVidia~
#5433 [23:39] <master-chief> lol, i just wanted to know what that was http://faq.xales.info/
#5434 [23:39] <Whitecore1> Wug what are recommended graphics card to run minecraft?
#5435 [23:39] <hibbler> im sure i will be getting a very nice gaming computer i have just now discovered this game on a friends computer and have some really nive creations and would like to keep going with them thank you though
#5436 [23:39] <Wug> Whitecore1: pretty much anything made after 2005 is up for it
#5437 [23:39] * master-chief glares at AuBot
#5437 [23:39] <Wug> except for intels integrated crap
#5438 [23:39] <Whitecore1> My graphics card is Intel(R) 82945G Express Chipset Family
#5439 [23:40] <quaddle> what if its older
#5440 [23:40] <Wug> intel makes sweet sexy processors
#5441 [23:40] <Whitecore1> im guessing thats bad?
#5442 [23:40] <Wug> but oh so shitty graphics chips
#5443 [23:40] <master-chief> By graphics is ATi 200
#5444 [23:40] <Wug> Whitecore1: probably
#5445 [23:40] <Whitecore1> Yeah that must be why minecraft lags extreamly bad
#5446 [23:40] <Wug> i'd be surprised if you could get in game with those
#5447 [23:40] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, is installing new RAM easy? :P
#5448 [23:40] <master-chief> ATi RADEON XPRESS 200M
#5449 [23:40] <Wug> TheNytangel: yes
#5450 [23:40] <Wug> takes like 15 seconds
#5451 [23:41] <master-chief> how u do it
#5452 [23:41] <Wug> well, theres a slot
#5453 [23:41] <TheNytangel> Wug, what if you don't know what youa re doing? :P
#5454 [23:41] <Wug> and you put the ram into it
#5455 [23:41] <Wug> TheNytangel: look up a youtube tutorial
#5456 [23:41] <TheNytangel> Wug, I'm watching Crucial's video on it XD
#5457 [23:41] <Wug> or take apart an old junker computer
#5458 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - For me, yes.
#5459 [23:41] <master-chief> :) my uncle put 2 ram in but it says i have 1.87 :/
#5460 [23:41] <GreyVulpine> I've done it a hundred times.
#5461 [23:41] <Wug> ^
#5462 [23:41] <Wug> I've maybe done it like 20
#5463 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> nyan: hold all ram by the edges and ground yourself electricly if possible. NEVER hold by the chips!
#5464 [23:42] <TheNytangel> Yeah but GreyVulpine is a computer nerd
#5465 [23:42] <Wug> not quite 100
#5466 [23:42] <TheNytangel> Who makes his own computers
#5467 [23:42] <master-chief> out of cradboard
#5468 [23:42] <Wug> I built my desktop :<
#5469 [23:42] <Wug> IN A CAVE
#5470 [23:42] <Wug> WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
#5471 [23:42] <TheNytangel> If I had a choice to choose alienware or make my own.. I would make GreyVulpine choose the parts for a good gaming computer :)
#5472 [23:42] <master-chief> chuck norris build his computers out of his own crap!
#5473 [23:42] * |Kiikun| 's assempled comps from piles of scrap before...
#5473 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Don't listen to |Kiikun|. Remember to place your computer on shag carpeting, wear wooly socks, and never wear an anti-static wristband, they look tacky
#5474 [23:43] <Wug> ^^ lol
#5475 [23:43] <|Kiikun|> rofl.
#5476 [23:43] <GreyVulpine> Gotta be chic when you work with computers.
#5477 [23:43] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5478 [23:43] <Wug> also, remember that the best place to disassemble a computer is on a roof while its thundering and pouring.
#5479 [23:43] <Wug> water only hurts them if theyre on
#5480 [23:43] * GreyVulpine snrks.
#5480 [23:44] <TheNytangel> It said take the battery out and then push the power button to discharge it on a laptop :/
#5481 [23:44] <Wug> except if its my dads latptop
#5482 [23:44] <Wug> which water simply doesnt hurt
#5483 [23:44] * master-chief wonders if someone will build him a good comp
#5483 [23:44] <Wug> ^ do it yourself
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#5485 [23:44] <master-chief> :(
#5486 [23:44] <Wug> its better than waiting on other people
#5487 [23:44] <master-chief> lol i want an alienware
#5488 [23:45] <RiotousMind> Does the newer version of MC run smoother than classic?
#5489 [23:45] <Wug> alienware is just a brand name
#5490 [23:45] * TheNytangel wanted one first
#5490 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> Alienware computers are overpriced crap
#5491 [23:45] <Wug> ^
#5492 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> You pay for the priviledge of using the name, nothing else
#5493 [23:45] <master-chief> o
#5494 [23:45] <Wug> RiotousMind: it runs a bit slower with the graphics up all the way
#5495 [23:45] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, it glows :)
#5496 [23:45] <master-chief> well everyone says there DA BEST
#5497 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> yes.. if you got alienwere while they were still their own company,. they were good.
#5498 [23:45] <Wug> but its approximately as smooth
#5499 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> My compute rglows..
#5500 [23:45] <Wug> TheNytangel: so does mine. no aliens involved
#5501 [23:45] <TheNytangel> >:o
#5502 [23:45] <GreyVulpine> It's also 8 years old, doesn't mean it's not crap
#5503 [23:45] * TheNytangel is jealous
#5503 [23:46] <master-chief> o
#5504 [23:46] <RiotousMind> If I run on lowest settings will it run better than the classic browser version? :P
#5505 [23:46] <Wug> GreyVulpine: specs?
#5506 [23:46] <GreyVulpine> It's not hard to place coldcathode tubes in a case
#5507 [23:46] <Wug> RiotousMind: probably
#5508 [23:46] * TheNytangel wants GreyVulpine and Wug to pick out computer parts for him
#5508 [23:46] <|Kiikun|> my comp blows glue!.. i mean glows blue!
#5509 [23:46] <RiotousMind> I'm asking because I'm on a laptop with an AMD processor and 4 gb of RAM
#5510 [23:47] * Wug creates ctcp reply for ctcp specs
#5510 [23:47] <GreyVulpine> Wug, again, mental faculties not at 100%...
#5511 [23:47] <master-chief> this is my comp :/ http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/5833053416338364.JPG?0.9526548846794172
#5512 [23:47] <RiotousMind> Wow...
#5513 [23:47] * gnomee [gnomee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5514 [23:47] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you built it 8 years ago. I dont care if you say the specs are 'edgseoryhtq634h9oingzlr'
#5515 [23:47] <RiotousMind> Haha.
#5516 [23:47] <Wug> i'll still read what you type :3
#5517 [23:48] <gnomee> So does this help me with a problem im having with minecraft?
#5518 [23:48] <master-chief> http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/5833053416338364.JPG?0.9526548846794172
#5519 [23:48] <master-chief> mine /\
#5520 [23:48] <RiotousMind> I'm going to assume its an aged comp?
#5521 [23:48] <master-chief> ok
#5522 [23:49] <RiotousMind> Well is it?
#5523 [23:49] <RiotousMind> :P
#5524 [23:49] <master-chief> :P
#5525 [23:49] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Have a picture: http://imgur.com/UZJHF
#5526 [23:49] <TheNytangel> http://us.acer.com/ac/en/US/content/model/LX.RJW02.007 is mine
#5527 [23:49] <RiotousMind> Alrighty. I guess ill go spend 20 dollars fir real minecraft...
#5528 [23:49] <Wug> me likey
#5529 [23:49] <|Kiikun|> holy hungus! grey beats mine...
#5530 [23:50] <|Kiikun|> http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh88/sennyotai/computer/Windam/IMGP0369.jpg
#5531 [23:50] <Wug> I'll do a pic of mine sometime
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#5533 [23:50] <master-chief> .............AND then theres mine http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/5833053416338364.JPG?0.9526548846794172
#5534 [23:50] <TheNytangel> Lol, a conversation of RAM turned into sharing pictures
#5535 [23:50] * master-chief glares at GreyVulpine and Wug
#5535 [23:51] <Wug> /ctcp wug specs
#5536 [23:51] * GreyVulpine snrks
#5536 [23:51] <TheNytangel> :o
#5537 [23:51] * master-chief cries
#5537 [23:51] <TheNytangel> My desktop has USB2.0 I believe
#5538 [23:51] <Wug> everyones does
#5539 [23:51] <Wug> I didnt bother to advertise it as a feature
#5540 [23:52] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5541 [23:52] * master-chief glares at TheNytangel
#5541 [23:52] <TheNytangel> ?
#5542 [23:52] <master-chief> i dont have it.....
#5543 [23:52] <TheNytangel> Lol fail
#5544 [23:52] <Wug> master-chief: you do in fact have usb ports, right?
#5545 [23:52] <master-chief> 2
#5546 [23:52] <Wug> they're probably 2.0
#5547 [23:52] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#5548 [23:52] <Wug> most are
#5549 [23:52] <muckko> notch dosent get on much does he
#5550 [23:52] <muckko> :|
#5551 [23:52] <master-chief> LIER
#5552 [23:53] <master-chief> how can i find out?
#5553 [23:53] <Wug> just assume they are
#5554 [23:53] <Wug> stuff yells at you if its not usually
#5555 [23:53] <master-chief> assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME
#5556 [23:53] <Wug> dont give me that
#5557 [23:53] <master-chief> lol
#5558 [23:53] <Wug> assumptions are a good thing
#5559 [23:53] <Wug> they save time when applied correctly
#5560 [23:54] <TheNytangel> Try the assumption song, then assumptions aren't good :)
#5561 [23:54] <Wug> for example - you have 2 usb ports, I assume you're on a laptop
#5562 [23:54] <master-chief> I love that song :)
#5563 [23:54] <master-chief> http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/5833053416338364.JPG?0.9526548846794172
#5564 [23:54] <|Kiikun|> if you have 16, your definately on a custom built desktop :P
#5565 [23:54] <Wug> desktop has 6
#5566 [23:54] <Wug> I think my laptop + dock has 6 too
#5567 [23:54] <TheNytangel> My desktop has.. 20
#5568 [23:54] <TheNytangel> But I have USB hubs
#5569 [23:55] <Wug> hubs dont count
#5570 [23:55] <TheNytangel> Well then 6
#5571 [23:55] <|Kiikun|> prebuiolt desktop = 6.. i have *counts*
#5572 [23:55] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :|Kiikun|, computer here prebuilt, with 6
#5573 [23:55] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :its a dell optiplex
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#5575 [23:55] <Wug> I think I have more sata ports than usb
#5576 [23:55] <cornelius> help
#5577 [23:55] <|Kiikun|> 8-12... no hubs.
#5578 [23:55] <Wug> I have 6 internal
#5579 [23:55] <VoxelHead> Look, cornelius, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#5580 [23:55] <Wug> and 2 external
#5581 [23:55] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Also, I wonder if Minecraft will ever get on humble bundle
#5582 [23:55] <cornelius> I cant seem to even start up the game after its installed
#5583 [23:56] <TheNytangel> Well, Wug, my desktop has a 2 VGA ports and a DVI port
#5584 [23:56] <Wug> + 1 on an esata card I installed because it was lying around
#5585 [23:56] <Wug> mine has none :0 because it has no integrated graphics
#5586 [23:56] <Wug> the video card has 2 dvi and a vga
#5587 [23:56] <Wug> and an s video.
#5588 [23:56] <Wug> but who uses that
#5589 [23:56] * |Kiikun| rises hand!
#5589 [23:56] <|Kiikun|> when i conect to my tvs :P
#5590 [23:56] <TheNytangel> Wug, mine has a VGA port build into the motherboard, and then my new graphics card has a VGA and DVI.. but no s-video :/
#5591 [23:56] <master-chief> i just google and found out that i do have USB 2.0...facepalm
#5592 [23:57] <Wug> /kick |Kiikun| uses s-video
#5593 [23:57] <TheNytangel> Wow, we just turned into a bunch of nerds
#5594 [23:57] <Wug> ^ THIS IS A GOOD THING
#5595 [23:57] <Opeth> 'just'
#5596 [23:57] <cornelius> does anyone know just how do i get the game started after going through the set up stuff
#5597 [23:57] <TheNytangel> Ok, we have been a bunch of nerds XD
#5598 [23:57] <|Kiikun|> we play minecraft and are in an irc help channel... i think we already went there
#5599 [23:57] <master-chief> i play minecraft on my TV with an xbox controller wearing turtle beach headphones
#5600 [23:57] <Wug> cornelius: you can get past the login screen right?
#5601 [23:58] <cornelius> i get to login thne back screen
#5602 [23:58] <master-chief> i play minecraft on my TV with an xbox controller wearing turtle beach headphones!!!
#5603 [23:58] <cornelius> black
#5604 [23:58] <TheNytangel> Well, I should probably go, I have to sit on my butt all day again tomorrow.. you know how hard that is
#5605 [23:58] <Wug> cornelius: have you ever been able to play before?
#5606 [23:58] <cornelius> yes
#5607 [23:58] <cornelius> on free version now just brought full
#5608 [23:58] <Wug> aha
#5609 [23:58] <master-chief> there are soo many blue ppl on chat :O
#5610 [23:59] <TheNytangel> ?? payment
#5611 [23:59] <Wug> does the browser version work>
#5612 [23:59] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5613 [23:59] <Wug> ?
#5614 [23:59] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#5615 [23:59] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5616 [23:59] <Wug> TheNytangel: its a black screen, not user issue
#5617 [23:59] * mib_vaow3i [mib_vaow3i@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5618 [23:59] <TheNytangel> Ohhh
#5619 [23:59] <TheNytangel> Well, I'm off
#5620 [23:59] <TheNytangel> Bye
#5621 [23:59] <master-chief> BYE
#5622 [23:59] <master-chief> <3
#5623 [23:59] <mib_vaow3i> can someone help me
#5624 [23:59] <cornelius> nothing except updates thenblack screen
#5625 [23:59] <Wug> ??? mib_vaow3i telepathy
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#5627 [23:59] <mib_vaow3i> can someone help me
#5628 [23:59] <Wug> ??> mib_vaow3i telepathy
#5629 [23:59] <mib_vaow3i> can someone help me
#5630 [23:59] <VoxelHead> mib_vaow3i: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#5631 [23:59] <master-chief> http://ask-leo.com/how_can_i_tell_if_i_have_usb_20.html
#5632 [23:59] <Puddles> hello