#MineCraftHelp IRC Chat Logs

#1 [00:00] <Wug> wow
#2 [00:00] <Wug> what a noober
#3 [00:00] <Puddles> what
#4 [00:00] <master-chief> :)
#5 [00:00] <Wug> hi Puddles
#6 [00:00] <Puddles> hi can you help me out
#7 [00:00] <cornelius> ahh ok so maybe a payment prob
#8 [00:00] <Wug> dont be like our friend mib_vaodf9buesurog there
#9 [00:00] <master-chief> did puddles make a puddle in his pants?
#10 [00:00] <Wug> cornelius: if you can login, its not a payment issue
#11 [00:00] <Puddles> no i dint ya prick
#12 [00:00] <Puddles> didnt
#13 [00:00] <Wug> have you installed texture packs?
#14 [00:00] <Puddles> yes
#15 [00:01] <master-chief> ok then ;)
#16 [00:01] <master-chief> sher ;)
#17 [00:01] <Wug> cornelius: have you installed texture packs?
#18 [00:01] <cornelius> i ca see them in the search of my pc i am tryign to get this started for my child
#19 [00:01] <cornelius> so i dotn play it but i am up to speed with pc usage yes
#20 [00:01] <Wug> ??> cornelius teamviewer
#21 [00:01] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#22 [00:01] <VoxelHead> cornelius: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#23 [00:01] <Wug> ^ fastest way
#24 [00:02] <cornelius> he seemed to haev lost the whole lot so we are starting it p gain
#25 [00:02] <prick> :)
#26 [00:02] <Puddles> can someone please help me
#27 [00:02] <cornelius> cool thnaks
#28 [00:02] <prick> prick can help you puddles
#29 [00:02] <Wug> ??> Puddles telepathy
#30 [00:02] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#31 [00:03] <Puddles> i can tell you what happens when i try to open minecraft even if i have an intrenet connection it says java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></body></html>
#32 [00:03] <Puddles> <html><body> <center>Failed to update news java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></body></html>
#33 [00:03] <Puddles> thats the whole mesage
#34 [00:03] <Wug> Puddles: that wont be necessary
#35 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Puddles - Allow java/minecraft through your firewall
#36 [00:03] <Wug> reinstall java
#37 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> It's a security software issue
#38 [00:04] <Puddles> ive tried reinstalling jave 3 ttimes
#39 [00:04] <puddle-pants> :(
#40 [00:04] <Wug> Puddles: does the online client work
#41 [00:04] <Puddles> yes
#42 [00:04] <Wug> ??> Puddles teamviewer
#43 [00:04] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#44 [00:04] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#45 [00:04] <Puddles> but its extreamlylaggy compared to the other one
#46 [00:04] <puddle-pants> im going to go make a puddle byby
#47 [00:05] <puddle-pants> BYE
#48 [00:05] <Puddles> bye
#49 [00:05] <puddle-pants> BYEBYEBYE
#50 [00:05] * VoxelHead kicked puddle-pants from #minecrafthelp (Reason: you are being obnoxious)
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#53 [00:05] <Wug> dont push it
#54 [00:05] <puddle-pants> im now opnoxious!
#55 [00:06] <Wug> dont push it. period.
#56 [00:06] <puddle-pants> i only have ADHDHDHDDD
#57 [00:06] <Wug> ??> Puddles teamviewer
#58 [00:06] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#59 [00:06] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#60 [00:06] <puddle-pants> jkcya newbs
#61 [00:06] * Wug BANBANBAN
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#65 [00:14] <veeto> How do i get premium
#66 [00:14] <Product> veeto: You have to buy it.
#67 [00:14] <veeto> obviously
#68 [00:14] <Product> veeto: For 20 euro I think it is now.
#69 [00:14] <veeto> US $
#70 [00:14] <veeto> ?
#71 [00:14] <Product> Just go to www.minecraft.net and purchanse it.
#72 [00:14] <Product> Idk howmuch $
#73 [00:15] <Wug> its like $21
#74 [00:15] <|Kiikun|> it was 21.95 for me when i bought it
#75 [00:15] <Wug> 15 euros
#76 [00:15] <Product> Yeah.
#77 [00:15] <Product> Didn't they update the price ?
#78 [00:15] <veeto> Do i need to buy the original version for that?
#79 [00:15] <Product> When Minecraft is finished, it will sell for €20.00.
#80 [00:15] <Product> Yup, it's updated.
#81 [00:15] <Product> Oops.
#82 [00:16] <veeto> wait what
#83 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> yeah still 21usd
#84 [00:16] <Product> Sorry a friend told me he bought it 2 days for 20 euro.
#85 [00:16] <Product> It's 15.
#86 [00:16] <Product> Yeah :)
#87 [00:16] <veeto> wait someone listen
#88 [00:16] <veeto> do i have to buy the original
#89 [00:16] <Wug> no
#90 [00:17] <veeto> o-o
#91 [00:17] <veeto> fml
#92 [00:17] <veeto> lol
#93 [00:17] <Product> Of course.
#94 [00:17] <Wug> did you buy it?
#95 [00:17] <veeto> So how do i purchase the premium
#96 [00:17] <Product> I can get you one.
#97 [00:17] <veeto> please :D
#98 [00:17] <Product> For cheaper, it is mine.
#99 [00:17] <|Kiikun|> premium just means youve purchased it.
#100 [00:17] <Wug> paypal works best
#101 [00:18] <Product> But I don't use it anymore.
#102 [00:18] <veeto> wait so if i bought the original version i have premium>
#103 [00:18] <Product> You can get it with email.
#104 [00:18] <veeto> ?*
#105 [00:18] <Product> Yes veeto.
#106 [00:18] <veeto> o-o so i spent 22 and got premium also>
#107 [00:18] <veeto> ?
#108 [00:18] <Wug> mmhm
#109 [00:18] <Wug> !client
#110 [00:18] <Wug> ^ better get started
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#112 [00:19] <veeto> 22$= Original version and Premium>
#113 [00:19] <veeto> ?*
#114 [00:19] <Wug> original == free
#115 [00:19] <Wug> premium == $22
#116 [00:19] <Wug> free + $22 == $2
#117 [00:19] <veeto> oh..... so i got it yeah my bad
#118 [00:19] <Wug> $22*
#119 [00:19] <veeto> Ok thank you guys so much
#120 [00:19] <|Kiikun|> original = creative. premium = beta
#121 [00:19] <|Kiikun|> :P
#122 [00:20] <mib_xtdl7a> I bought premium and got the conformation but, when I try to log in, it tells me I need to buy it.
#123 [00:20] * |Kiikun| lets Wug, Master of Vox/AuBot shortcuts answer that.
#123 [00:21] <Wug> account name please
#124 [00:21] <|Kiikun|> <.<
#125 [00:21] <veeto> wait another quick question
#126 [00:21] <mib_xtdl7a> Pnyoung
#127 [00:21] <Wug> !paid Pnyoung
#128 [00:21] <|Kiikun|> >.> buh.. buh.. i HAVE no shortcuts! i ALWAYS take the long way!
#129 [00:21] <Wug> uhh
#130 [00:21] <Wug> aubot is borked isnt it
#131 [00:21] <veeto> can i use multiplayer?
#132 [00:21] <Wug> veeto: yes
#133 [00:21] <|Kiikun|> yeah aubot is bugging out on paid calls
#134 [00:21] <Wug> comes with premium
#135 [00:21] <Wug> ?? haspaid
#136 [00:21] <veeto> but its not working how do i use it>?
#137 [00:22] <Wug> !down minecraft.net
#138 [00:22] <GreyBot> Wug: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#139 [00:22] <veeto> what do i type in the box for it
#140 [00:22] <Wug> !down www.minecraft.net
#141 [00:22] <GreyBot> Wug: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#142 [00:22] <Product> !paid replayed
#143 [00:22] <|Kiikun|> the website is up.
#144 [00:22] <Product> weird.
#145 [00:22] <Wug> its not up for me
#146 [00:23] <mib_xtdl7a> What should I do?
#147 [00:23] <Wug> I saw something earlier while teamviewering someone
#148 [00:23] <|Kiikun|> how does aubot make the check?
#149 [00:23] <veeto> Can someone talk to me real quickly?
#150 [00:23] <Wug> it was an error from minecraft.net on their computer
#151 [00:23] <Wug> 'bandwidth exceeded'
#152 [00:23] <Wug> veeto: ask your question
#153 [00:23] <Wug> mib_xtdl7a: wait until tomorrow
#154 [00:23] <Wug> itss go away
#155 [00:24] <veeto> What do i type in the box on the multiplayer on the beta
#156 [00:24] <Wug> in the meantime, I cant tell if youve paid or not
#157 [00:24] <Wug> veeto: a serve address
#158 [00:24] <veeto> whats that?
#159 [00:24] <mib_xtdl7a> Try again tomorrow?
#160 [00:24] <Wug> they might be having issues right now because minecraft.net seems to be tweaking out
#161 [00:24] <Wug> veeto: the ip address or url of a server
#162 [00:24] <|Kiikun|> veeto: the ip address of someone runnign a server.
#163 [00:25] <veeto> how do i find that out
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#165 [00:25] <Wug> check the forums, they're posted in the smp and server section
#166 [00:25] <veeto> tyvm
#167 [00:27] <mib_xtdl7a> I can't tell if you're talking to me or not, so minecraft.net is experiencing issues and that's why it keeps telling me to buy it?
#168 [00:27] <Wug> yes.
#169 [00:27] <Wug> just ignore it and wait until tomorrow
#170 [00:27] <So_Very_Awake> is it possble to makr hidden levers?
#171 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> user PNyoung is not a premium acount.
#172 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=Pnyoung
#173 [00:27] <veeto> wug
#174 [00:27] <Wug> ^ that doesnt work for me
#175 [00:27] <Wug> the haspaid link
#176 [00:27] <|Kiikun|> ah.
#177 [00:28] <veeto> wug
#178 [00:28] <|Kiikun|> said true for me
#179 [00:28] <mib_xtdl7a> I just bought it an hour ago and got a conformation!
#180 [00:28] <Wug> ??+ haspaid|For Emergency Use Only! http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=
#181 [00:28] <Wug> mib_xtdl7a: the websites probably on fire or something
#182 [00:28] <Wug> just wait, itll get sorted out
#183 [00:28] <veeto> wug....
#184 [00:28] <Wug> and true means yes, premium
#185 [00:28] <Wug> veeto: WHAT
#186 [00:29] <Wug> IM DOING THINGS
#187 [00:29] <Wug> OR TRYING TOO
#188 [00:29] <veeto> Wug, can you send me the link to the server stuff in the community
#189 [00:29] <Wug> >:000
#190 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> . . .
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#192 [00:29] <thecairocat> Hey, #minecrafthelp
#193 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> is there a 'dont be lazy' message in vox?
#194 [00:29] <thecairocat> I need redstone assistance.
#195 [00:29] <|Kiikun|> i can help with ted powder
#196 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> *teh
#197 [00:30] <thecairocat> Me?
#198 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> yeah. :P or i can try
#199 [00:30] <thecairocat> Awesome.
#200 [00:30] <thecairocat> Here's the deal.
#201 [00:30] <|Kiikun|> give wug a break to enjoy his birthday :P
#202 [00:30] <thecairocat> Happy birthday, Wug!
#203 [00:30] <thecairocat> xP
#204 [00:30] <thecairocat> Ok, so.
#205 [00:30] <thecairocat> I'm trying to make a drawbridge for a castle with a lava moat.
#206 [00:31] <mib_xtdl7a> If it doesn't work tomorrow, I should come back here?
#207 [00:31] <thecairocat> It's pretty successful.
#208 [00:31] <Wug> veeto: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+beta+servers
#209 [00:31] <thecairocat> I have an underground XOR gate connected to two switches on either side of the pit
#210 [00:31] <|Kiikun|> ok.
#211 [00:31] <thecairocat> and when a switch is changed a bunch of pistons come up and make a platform
#212 [00:31] <veeto> wug that was Cool
#213 [00:31] <thecairocat> through the lava pit
#214 [00:32] <thecairocat> So, the pistons beneath the lava are in a group of 7x2
#215 [00:32] <thecairocat> stretching across from one end to the other
#216 [00:32] <thecairocat> and I need a way to power them all
#217 [00:32] <thecairocat> normally for a line of pistons I have redstone on both sides
#218 [00:32] <thecairocat> to override the problem of redstone not snapping to outputs
#219 [00:32] <thecairocat> I make one side go to the evens and one side to the odds
#220 [00:33] <thecairocat> But when it's 2x7, I have no idea how to get redstone from one source to all 14.
#221 [00:33] <thecairocat> That's my problem.
#222 [00:33] <|Kiikun|> so.. 7x2 array of piston pointing up?
#223 [00:33] <thecairocat> yes
#224 [00:33] <thecairocat> and I need to power them all
#225 [00:33] <thecairocat> from one power source
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#227 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> repeaters aiming into the pistons.. or a line of blocks toone side and one down on both sides so theres a torch under the piston
#228 [00:34] <thecairocat> Oh I see
#229 [00:34] <thecairocat> I'll go with the repeaters
#230 [00:34] <thecairocat> thanks
#231 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> no prob :3
#232 [00:34] <thecairocat> that way I can make the repeaters increase in delay as they go down the line
#233 [00:34] <thecairocat> and I can have this cool effect where the pistons come up in a wave
#234 [00:34] <thecairocat> thanks so much
#235 [00:34] <|Kiikun|> i think runnign redstone to the block under the pistons works too.
#236 [00:34] <thecairocat> i tried
#237 [00:34] <thecairocat> :(
#238 [00:34] <thecairocat> didnt work
#239 [00:35] <|Kiikun|> since pistons are technicly transparent and let redstone connect through them
#240 [00:35] <|Kiikun|> ah, ok
#241 [00:35] <thecairocat> Thank you for you help, that's exactly what I needed.
#242 [00:35] <|Kiikun|> no prob :D
#243 [00:35] <thecairocat> Sorry for walling up the channel, VoxelHead.
#244 [00:35] <Wug> vox is a bot
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#246 [00:36] <thecairocat> I'm polite to bots.
#247 [00:36] <Wug> lol
#248 [00:36] <thecairocat> ^__^
#249 [00:36] <Wug> probably a good thing
#250 [00:36] <Wug> they'll take over the world otherwise o_0
#251 [00:36] <thecairocat> They have feelings, too.
#252 [00:36] <|Kiikun|> hehe
#253 [00:36] <Wug> \ /
#254 [00:36] <Wug> 0_0
#255 [00:37] <Wug> ^ an angry wug
#256 [00:37] <|Kiikun|> >:(
#257 [00:37] <Wug> 0_0
#258 [00:37] <|Kiikun|> >O<!!!
#259 [00:37] <Wug> / \
#260 [00:37] <Wug> 0_0
#261 [00:37] <Wug> a concerned wug
#262 [00:38] <Wug> ---
#263 [00:38] <Wug> <_<
#264 [00:38] <|Kiikun|> ^__________^
#265 [00:39] <Wug> ___
#266 [00:39] <Wug> (_(
#267 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> :P
#268 [00:39] <Wug> ^ I had hoped it wuld be a monobrow wug
#269 [00:39] <Wug> but it just looks like a box
#270 [00:39] <Wug> (|(|
#271 [00:39] <Wug> \__/
#272 [00:39] <|Kiikun|> ,_,
#273 [00:40] <Wug> ;D
#274 [00:40] <|Kiikun|> tinycry :P
#275 [00:40] <thecairocat> Fuck yeah. Elevating Lava Bridge operational.
#276 [00:41] <thecairocat> Thanks a ton, Kiikun.
#277 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> no probs :D ive been having fun with pistons myself
#278 [00:42] <|Kiikun|> is shameless self-promotion allowed? <.<
#279 [00:44] <thecairocat> Only if you're sure it's 100% shameless.
#280 [00:45] <|Kiikun|> was gonna link you to my youtube vid :P
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#282 [00:45] <Tarridon> Hello?
#283 [00:45] <VoxelHead> Look, Tarridon, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#284 [00:45] <Tarridon> um..
#285 [00:45] <Tarridon> ok.
#286 [00:46] <Tarridon> How do you forward ports on Ubuntu?
#287 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> voxbot sayas that to everyone who says hello :P
#288 [00:46] <Tarridon> Ah.. ok
#289 [00:46] <|Kiikun|> . . . yeah that one i dont know
#290 [00:47] <Tarridon> :/
#291 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> ask whoever set up your gateway?
#292 [00:47] <Tarridon> well i have 25565 opened on my router.
#293 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> ooh.. you mean forward in the router
#294 [00:48] <Tarridon> o.o
#295 [00:48] <Tarridon> Eh?
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#297 [00:48] <|Kiikun|> you want internet to acces your computer, right?
#298 [00:49] <|Kiikun|> you have 25565 opemn on net and it goes to your comp instead of just dying in the router's NAT
#299 [00:49] <|Kiikun|> that what you want?
#300 [00:49] <Tarridon> Sorry didnt explain well
#301 [00:49] <|Kiikun|> read: you wanna run a mc server
#302 [00:49] <Tarridon> I need it open for a server
#303 [00:49] <Tarridon> Yeash
#304 [00:49] <Tarridon> yeah*
#305 [00:49] <fault> he just explained it
#306 [00:50] <fault> he/she
#307 [00:50] <|Kiikun|> you need to tell the router (not your os) that you want trafic going into 25565 to be routed to the computer runniogn the server
#308 [00:50] <Tarridon> Ive done it, im sure
#309 [00:50] <Tarridon> Ive run it off my laptop before
#310 [00:51] <Tarridon> and now running or now trying to run it on my desktop
#311 [00:51] <Tarridon> and the laptop server ran just fine
#312 [00:51] <|Kiikun|> did you redirect it from the laptops ip to your desktops ip?
#313 [00:51] <Tarridon> I switched the application from the laptop to the desktop
#314 [00:51] <fault> Find the IP address of your laptop and adjust your router's settings accordingly.
#315 [00:52] <Tarridon> How might i adjust them?
#316 [00:53] <|Kiikun|> same way you set up routing to the laptop. just change the ip its routing to
#317 [00:54] <Tarridon> CNU0202FXC Minecraft Server DirectX Game (DirectPlay) host TCP 25560-25570 108.129.61.11
#318 [00:54] <Tarridon> Thats the ip to the desktop
#319 [00:54] <Tarridon> And its set to it
#320 [00:55] <fault> use udp
#321 [00:55] <fault> i think
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#323 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> *checks that*
#324 [00:55] <fault> or try both
#325 [00:55] <fault> scratch that, it's tcp
#326 [00:55] <Tarridon> ok
#327 [00:57] <Wug> 108.129.61.11
#328 [00:57] <Wug> thats the routers ip
#329 [00:57] <Wug> find the desktop's local ip and use that
#330 [00:57] <|Kiikun|> right... im really missing stupid things with routers this week....
#331 [00:57] * mib_f2kb6x [mib_f2kb6x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#332 [00:57] <mib_f2kb6x> yooooes
#333 [00:57] <mib_f2kb6x> peoplezz
#334 [00:57] <mib_f2kb6x> can i get some help up in hhhiieee
#335 [00:57] <mib_f2kb6x> anybodddiiies
#336 [00:57] <|Kiikun|> ow.. my digital eardrums...
#337 [00:57] <mib_f2kb6x> ?
#338 [00:58] <mib_f2kb6x> haHA
#339 [00:58] <mib_f2kb6x> anyhoes
#340 [00:58] <mib_f2kb6x> MINEcraft for meh LAGS
#341 [00:58] <Tarridon> whatismyip.com -> http://pastebin.com/7gLy0fQF
#342 [00:58] <|Kiikun|> lower settings, use optimine/optifog, get a new computer
#343 [00:58] <mib_f2kb6x> i use intel pentium tm inside , would that be whyyyis
#344 [00:58] <fault> look for the stickied thread in the suppor tthread
#345 [00:59] <|Kiikun|> tar... that doesnt help with INTERNAL NETWORK ips...
#346 [00:59] <mib_f2kb6x> dudes
#347 [00:59] <mib_f2kb6x> GUYS
#348 [00:59] <mib_f2kb6x> lisen
#349 [00:59] <fault> stop
#350 [00:59] <|Kiikun|> that just shows your internet ip
#351 [00:59] <Tarridon> hmph.
#352 [00:59] <mib_f2kb6x> meh minecraft lags, is it because oh the intel pentium inside tm ??????
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#354 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> tellzs me
#355 [01:00] <Opeth> Yes.
#356 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> opeth
#357 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> can u tell me what i can do?
#358 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> update, get new somthing?
#359 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> whaatt!
#360 [01:00] <Opeth> A new computer.
#361 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> helps meh
#362 [01:00] <mib_f2kb6x> hmmm but this ones 600
#363 [01:00] <Opeth> First. Leave this irc channel. Don't come back.
#364 [01:00] <Tarridon> ..
#365 [01:00] <Opeth> Then.
#366 [01:00] <|Kiikun|> Tarridon: open the terminal and type ifconfig -a
#367 [01:01] <Opeth> Buy a new computer.
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#369 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> and the only things that seems crapy is the intel
#370 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> are u fucking retarded?
#371 [01:01] <|Kiikun|> Tarridon: your local ip with be either eth0 or wlan0 or something like that
#372 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> i just told u its the intel
#373 [01:01] <Wug> enough.
#374 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> or asking IF it is
#375 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> please tell me
#376 [01:01] <Wug> cease this madness or it will be ceased for you
#377 [01:01] <mib_f2kb6x> and what should i do, is there a way to upgrade it
#378 [01:02] <Tarridon> inet addr:192.168.1.71
#379 [01:02] <Wug> install your video drivers
#380 [01:02] <mib_f2kb6x> 0ookkk....
#381 [01:02] <Wug> Tarridon: forward to that ip
#382 [01:02] <mib_f2kb6x> HOW
#383 [01:02] <Tarridon> You can upgrade your graphics drivers
#384 [01:02] <Tarridon> yeah
#385 [01:02] <|Kiikun|> thats probably it. put that in your routing
#386 [01:02] <Tarridon> ...
#387 [01:02] <Wug> mib_f2kb6x: are you high or something
#388 [01:02] <Tarridon> Google it
#389 [01:02] <|Kiikun|> i think he's a troll...
#390 [01:02] <Tarridon> ok ty kii.
#391 [01:02] <mib_f2kb6x> wug are u talking to me? to upgrade the drivers?
#392 [01:02] <fault> ??> mib_f2kb6x gpu
#393 [01:02] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (gpu) Graphical Processing Unit; also known as one's Video Card or Graphics Adapter. See ?? dxdiag for how to get lots if information about yours.
#394 [01:02] <Wug> mib_f2kb6x: yes I was
#395 [01:03] <mib_f2kb6x> how do i upgrade it?
#396 [01:03] * Wug punches palm thtough face
#396 [01:03] <mib_f2kb6x> sorry what?
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#398 [01:03] <mib_f2kb6x> gpu?
#399 [01:03] <mib_f2kb6x> please someone help me
#400 [01:04] <mib_f2kb6x> i think the lag is cuz of my intel pentium or something , what is that the video card?
#401 [01:04] <mib_f2kb6x> how do i fix this?
#402 [01:04] <Wug> 1) SLOW THE F*CK DOWN
#403 [01:04] <mib_f2kb6x> : (
#404 [01:04] <Wug> 2) find out what video card you have
#405 [01:04] <fault> is there a way to get rid of the antialiasing that ati cards do on mac? it's causing all sorts of visual bugs in the distance and stuff.
#406 [01:05] <Wug> my bet is you have an nvidia or amd/ati something without drivers installed
#407 [01:05] <mib_f2kb6x> wug how do i check my video card?
#408 [01:05] <fault> or integrated graphics :V
#409 [01:05] <Wug> ??> mib_f2kb6x win/dxdiag
#410 [01:05] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#411 [01:05] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#412 [01:05] <Sqozza> or hamsters.
#413 [01:05] <Wug> * sqozza gets banned
#414 [01:05] <Sqozza> what
#415 [01:05] <Sqozza> my PC is powered by hamsters
#416 [01:06] <Sqozza> I burn them
#417 [01:06] <Sqozza> ;D
#418 [01:06] <mib_f2kb6x> how do i check witch is the video card?
#419 [01:06] <|Kiikun|> in lava?
#420 [01:06] <mib_f2kb6x> is it on display?
#421 [01:07] <mib_f2kb6x> wug
#422 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's' instrucitons mib_f2kb6x
#423 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_f2kb6x win/dxidag
#424 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_f2kb6x win/dxdiag
#425 [01:07] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#426 [01:07] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#428 [01:07] <mib_f2kb6x> ok fine
#429 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Then, maybe, just maybe, we can help you
#430 [01:07] <Wug> <mib_f2kb6x> yooooes
#431 [01:07] <Wug> <mib_f2kb6x> peoplezz
#432 [01:07] <Wug> <mib_f2kb6x> can i get some help up in hhhiieee
#433 [01:07] <Wug> <mib_f2kb6x> anybodddiiies
#434 [01:07] <mib_f2kb6x> all of it?
#435 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> Oh dear god
#436 [01:07] <Wug> "---" <----- you are this close.
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#438 [01:07] <Wug> now follow instructions or dont waste our time
#439 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_f2kb6x - No, only the relavent parts mib_f2kb6x
#440 [01:08] <fault> is there a way to get rid of the antialiasing that ati cards do on mac? it's causing all sorts of visual bugs in the distance and stuff.
#441 [01:08] <mib_f2kb6x> sorry wug ill get on it
#442 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> if you don't know what parts to give us, it might be good to give us all
#443 [01:08] <fault> sorry, it probably got suck in the mess
#444 [01:08] <Wug> GreyVulpine: any ideas about faults issue? he has to somehow disable aa and af on a mac
#445 [01:08] <Tarridon> Guys, still didnt work
#446 [01:08] <Tarridon> :(
#447 [01:08] <GreyVulpine> No freakin idea
#448 [01:09] <Wug> fault: I suggest google
#449 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> Google might be his best friend
#450 [01:09] <fault> i've tried :(
#451 [01:09] <mib_f2kb6x> do u want me to copy paste all of it ?
#452 [01:09] <fault> i'll try again
#453 [01:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_f2kb6x - Perhaps follow the directions?
#454 [01:09] <Tarridon> WUg, didnt you help me before?
#455 [01:09] <Tarridon> Wug*
#456 [01:09] <mib_f2kb6x> OK here it is,
#457 [01:09] <mib_f2kb6x> http://pastebin.com/4qcrawUE
#458 [01:09] <mib_f2kb6x> tell me why it lags and what the fuck i can do about it
#459 [01:10] <mib_f2kb6x> http://pastebin.com/4qcrawUE
#460 [01:10] <Wug> "-" <----- you are now this close.
#461 [01:10] <mib_f2kb6x> ?
#462 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> wug
#463 [01:11] <Wug> ??> mib_f2kb6x patience
#464 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> i gave the link
#465 [01:11] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#466 [01:11] <VoxelHead> mib_f2kb6x: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#467 [01:11] <|Kiikun|> mib_f2kb6x: you can take a laxitive to get that stick out of your ass and wash it down with a nice tall glass of patience.
#468 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> sorry
#469 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> sorry
#470 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> You were already here before.
#471 [01:11] <Tarridon> Wow.
#472 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> YE
#473 [01:11] <GreyVulpine> I may be drunk, but I still recognize the dxdiag
#474 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> and i didnt know what the fuck u wanted me to do
#475 [01:11] <mib_f2kb6x> wow ur smart
#476 [01:11] <fault> ah, dammit, i'm out of luck :(
#477 [01:12] <mib_f2kb6x> ITS me
#478 [01:12] <mib_f2kb6x> grey
#479 [01:12] * b0xxy rofls up a wall
#479 [01:12] <GreyVulpine> And with that, goes any sort of inclination to help for the rest of the night
#480 [01:12] <mib_f2kb6x> tell me what i HAVE TO Do.
#481 [01:13] <Kealper> mib_f2kb6x: hi friend
#482 [01:13] <mib_f2kb6x> i didn't get what the results were? did u say the video card was bad? sorry may u please tell me what the problem was with the lag.
#483 [01:13] <mib_f2kb6x> kealper hi
#484 [01:13] <mib_f2kb6x> http://pastebin.com/4qcrawUE
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#486 [01:13] <Kealper> mib_f2kb6x: it seems we have an issue here, and you look like the kind of person i'd like to play kickball with
#487 [01:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_f2kb6x - Download this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20038/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.zip
#488 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> Point your windows update's device manager to the file inside
#489 [01:14] <Wug> Kealper: hes not quite there yet
#490 [01:14] <mib_f2kb6x> is it a virus?
#491 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> It'll update your video drivers
#492 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#493 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> totally
#494 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> It's a virus
#495 [01:14] * b0xxy downloads
#495 [01:14] <Wug> hosted by intel.
#496 [01:14] <AG_Eddie> Intel is a virus.
#497 [01:14] <Kealper> well, when he gets there, tell me..i'm all for a good game of kickball
#498 [01:14] <Eddie> Take that as Eddie's opinion, not AG's
#499 [01:14] <mib_f2kb6x> OK look i am not good with htis STuff so sorry but can u just please help me?
#500 [01:14] <Wug> they make better processors than amd
#501 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> Again
#502 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> Download http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20038/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.zip
#503 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> Go to your windows control panel
#504 [01:14] <mib_f2kb6x> then
#505 [01:14] <GreyVulpine> There you'll find the device manager
#506 [01:15] <mib_f2kb6x> ye
#507 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> Go to the wizard for the display adapters
#508 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> you'll want to update drivers, then point the "Have disk" button to point to the .inf file that's from that file
#509 [01:15] <mib_f2kb6x> wait
#510 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> after you unzip it
#511 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> It'll install updated drivers
#512 [01:15] <mib_f2kb6x> cant find divise manager
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#514 [01:15] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, rigiht click on My Computer, and go to properties
#515 [01:16] <mib_f2kb6x> me?
#516 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> Device manager will be along the left side
#517 [01:16] <GreyVulpine> No, santa
#518 [01:16] <mib_f2kb6x> one sec
#519 [01:16] <mib_f2kb6x> then?
#520 [01:16] <mib_f2kb6x> wait dont i just need to buy a new intel card?
#521 [01:17] <mib_f2kb6x> what am i downloading
#522 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> ...
#523 [01:17] <mib_f2kb6x> ?
#524 [01:17] <GreyVulpine> I'm not typing all that out again for the 3rd time
#525 [01:17] <Wug> for the love of god
#526 [01:17] <mib_f2kb6x> i know i mean what is this?
#527 [01:17] <Wug> leard to read please.
#528 [01:17] <Wug> when you're done, learn to remember,
#529 [01:17] <Wug> I'll learn to type
#530 [01:17] <mib_f2kb6x> like OK wait the download is finished
#531 [01:17] <Wug> and we'll all get along
#532 [01:18] <Wug> now follow the instructions grey gave you
#533 [01:18] <mib_f2kb6x> ok one sec guys
#534 [01:18] <mib_f2kb6x> ok wug
#535 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Got the download from http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20038/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.zip ?
#536 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Unzip it to a folder on your desktop, or a place you can get to easily
#537 [01:18] <Wug> and he did give them, so instead of asking for help again, BACKREAD AND FIND THEM
#538 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Then, go to your device manager, go to the display adapters, look for Intel HD graphics, right click on it
#539 [01:18] <GreyVulpine> Go to Update drivers
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#541 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> You'll want to go through the wizard for it, tell the wizard that you'll want to browse for the file for the driver yourself.
#542 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> WAIT
#543 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> There, you'll see a button for "have disk"
#544 [01:19] <fault> i turned off font smoothing, that seems to have fixed it
#545 [01:19] <GreyVulpine> You'll press that.
#546 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> WAIt
#547 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> were is wizard thing
#548 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> how do i unzip the this thing
#549 [01:19] <Tarridon> ...
#550 [01:19] <Wug> ...
#551 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> ok 1.
#552 [01:19] <Sqozza> ;-;
#553 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> unzip the folder?
#554 [01:19] <mib_f2kb6x> how
#555 [01:20] * GreyVulpine curls up and cries.
#555 [01:20] <mib_f2kb6x> lol
#556 [01:20] * Wug FURIOUSLY POUNDS THE . KEY
#556 [01:20] <mib_f2kb6x> sorry
#557 [01:20] <Sqozza> I feel sorry for you guys, I really do.
#558 [01:20] <mib_f2kb6x> :(
#559 [01:20] <Tarridon> Type 7zip in google.
#560 [01:20] <Tarridon> and download it.
#561 [01:20] <Tarridon> Itll let you unzip files
#562 [01:20] <mib_f2kb6x> wait i need the winzip for this?
#563 [01:20] <|Kiikun|> this is why im not helping him <.< his entrance was annoying enough.
#564 [01:20] <Tarridon> winrar/7zip
#565 [01:20] <Tarridon> all the same
#566 [01:20] <Phate45> You don't have to do that if you're on win 7
#567 [01:20] * Sqozza furiously punds Wug
#567 [01:20] <Sqozza> pounds.
#568 [01:20] <Wug> MY ASTONISHMENT AND INCREDULITY IS MIXED WITH FURY
#569 [01:20] <Sqozza> ehem.
#570 [01:20] <|Kiikun|> windows has unzip built in usualy
#571 [01:20] <mib_f2kb6x> OK wait ill get winzip BRB
#572 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> Windows. Has. Its. Own. Unzipping. Utility
#573 [01:21] <Wug> ^
#574 [01:21] <Wug> GreyVulpine is about to blow a gasket
#575 [01:21] <mib_f2kb6x> ok
#576 [01:21] <mib_f2kb6x> so then what do i do to unzip it
#577 [01:21] <GreyVulpine> Right click -> extract
#578 [01:21] * Sqozza facewalls
#578 [01:21] <Tarridon> ..
#579 [01:21] <AG_Scott> Windows XP and Vista also have built in unzip utilities.
#580 [01:21] <Wug> as does 7
#581 [01:21] <AG_Scott> It's integrated in/is Explorer.
#582 [01:21] <Phate45> XP's one kinda sucks tho
#583 [01:21] <Wug> and windows 95 and 98
#584 [01:21] <AG_Scott> Phate45 stated that. I continued.
#585 [01:21] <Wug> and 2000
#586 [01:21] <Administrador> Dear #minecraft, I am a horrible fucking person. Today was my little sisters birthday, it is also my last day as a free man. The cops are on their way right now. As my last act before being put on death row I wish to relinquish this story onto #minecraft, so I can die knowing at least I gave you sick fucks some lulz. So lets start from the beginning shall we?
#587 [01:22] <Sqozza> This is #minecrafthelp.
#588 [01:22] <Wug> fail. this is #minecrafthelp
#589 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> Oh dear god, what
#590 [01:22] <Sqozza> Go awaaay.
#591 [01:22] <Phate45> Administrador: wrong channel
#592 [01:22] <Sqozza> epic failure
#593 [01:22] <Phate45> lulz
#594 [01:22] <Tarridon> LOL
#595 [01:22] <Sqozza> Not only is the copypasta shitty
#596 [01:22] <Sqozza> it's in the wrong channel
#597 [01:22] <Administrador> It was a fairly normal morning. It was 1:30 when I got out of bed. I walked into the bathroom to take my meds. I'm prone to bouts of rage and sexual frustration. As I tilted my head back to down the capsules I swallowed wrong and vomited into the sink. I cursed the pills then went out to the living room.
#598 [01:22] <mib_f2kb6x> so extract to a folder on desktop?
#599 [01:22] <Wug> hes not registered
#600 [01:22] * AG_Scott pokes GreyVulpine
#600 [01:22] <GreyVulpine> !k Administrador
#601 [01:22] * GreyBot kicked Administrador from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:708>)
#602 [01:22] <Sqozza> GreyVulpine, bansca-
#603 [01:22] <Wug> lol
#604 [01:22] <Wug> I was reading that
#605 [01:23] <Sqozza> LOL
#606 [01:23] <Tarridon> I liked him.
#607 [01:23] <AG_Scott> You can probably google that and find it
#608 [01:23] <Tarridon> And wanted to know the story
#609 [01:23] <Sqozza> ^
#610 [01:23] <Phate45> Can't you like move the user to another channel?
#611 [01:23] <Sqozza> Copypasta, with Bologna Sauce.
#612 [01:23] <AG_Scott> Yep.
#613 [01:23] <GreyVulpine> Phate45 - Not IRCop
#614 [01:23] <Wug> http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/997820
#615 [01:23] <AG_Scott> I see it on a pastebin from /b/ and some other chan site
#616 [01:23] <Wug> ^ copypasta found
#617 [01:23] <Sqozza> Damn, that was fast.
#618 [01:23] <Phate45> wug got cheats
#619 [01:24] <Sqozza> oh my god
#620 [01:24] <Sqozza> I am laughing so hard
#621 [01:24] <Tarridon> * hi
#622 [01:24] <mib_f2kb6x> greyvulpine do i extract it to a folder on the destop
#623 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#624 [01:24] <Tarridon> how do i do the emote thingh
#625 [01:24] <Tarridon> thing*
#626 [01:24] <GreyVulpine> /me
#627 [01:24] <Tarridon> Ok
#628 [01:24] <Sqozza> Wug, LOL AT THE MODERATOR
#629 [01:24] * Tarridon hugs a creeper.
#629 [01:24] <Tarridon> :3
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#631 [01:25] <mib_f2kb6x> BTW so this will help the lag?
#632 [01:25] <Tarridon> Somewhat
#633 [01:25] <mib_f2kb6x> ok i extracted it NOW WHAT SLOWLY PLEASE
#634 [01:25] <mib_f2kb6x> GreyVulpine ?
#635 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Move your mouse over to the start menu
#636 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Click on the start menu.
#637 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Right click on "Computer"
#638 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Click Properties.
#639 [01:26] <GreyVulpine> Click on Device manager.
#640 [01:26] <mib_f2kb6x> go to device manager?
#641 [01:26] <Tarridon> Lol.
#642 [01:26] <mib_f2kb6x> lol
#643 [01:27] <mib_f2kb6x> thanks
#644 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> Do you see Display adapters?
#645 [01:27] <mib_f2kb6x> one sec
#646 [01:27] <mib_f2kb6x> yes , in the maager thing right?
#647 [01:27] <GreyVulpine> Expand the heading, click on the + sign, do you see "Intel HD graphics"?
#648 [01:27] <mib_f2kb6x> sec
#649 [01:27] <mib_f2kb6x> yeeeeiis
#650 [01:28] <mib_f2kb6x> yeah..
#651 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> Right click on the Intel HD graphics line, and choose Update driver software
#652 [01:28] <mib_f2kb6x> now this is better to follow
#653 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> Then "Browse my computer for driver software"
#654 [01:28] <GreyVulpine> I will have to murder small children after this.
#655 [01:28] <mib_f2kb6x> lol your the best
#656 [01:29] <mib_f2kb6x> then what
#657 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> "Let me pick from a list of device drivers on my comptuer"
#658 [01:29] <Phate45> It takes a great deal of patience to be a local guru sometimes :-)
#659 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> Then "Have Disk"
#660 [01:29] * |Kiikun| offers grey a rum and coke.
#660 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> Browse to the folder that you unzipped the driver to
#661 [01:29] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: Mojang should seriously pay you.
#662 [01:29] <Tarridon> Agh, im going to go to bed. I'll come back tomorrow.
#663 [01:29] * Phate45 adds a cake on top of that offer
#663 [01:29] <GreyVulpine> Look for the file named "igdlh64.INF"
#664 [01:30] <mib_f2kb6x> ok then wha
#665 [01:30] <mib_f2kb6x> one sec
#666 [01:30] <JohnEBH> Everyone should bug mojang
#667 [01:30] <mib_f2kb6x> cant find it
#668 [01:30] <JohnEBH> To hire GreyVulpine :p
#669 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_f2kb6x - Look inside the graphics folder
#670 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> It'll be there.
#671 [01:30] <mib_f2kb6x> GreyVulpine ok one sec
#672 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Mojang wouldn't be able to afford my expenses to put up with these folk.
#673 [01:31] <mib_f2kb6x> lol
#674 [01:31] <JohnEBH> loool, $10 per minute
#675 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> That low?
#676 [01:31] <mib_f2kb6x> dude i might have to pay u with paypal if u want seriously
#677 [01:31] <mib_f2kb6x> wait i cant find it
#678 [01:32] <mib_f2kb6x> its not in here
#679 [01:32] <Phate45> mib_f2kb6x: are you in the downloaded folder on your desktop?
#680 [01:32] * JohnEBH ups it to $100
#680 [01:32] <mib_f2kb6x> yes
#681 [01:32] * Phate45 adds a piece of cake
#681 [01:32] <Phate45> and it isnt there?
#682 [01:32] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the folder marked graphics inside it?
#683 [01:32] * |Kiikun| thinks that teamdesktopproggiething would have been quicker and les mindgrating.
#683 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> There'll be a file named "igdlh64.INF"
#684 [01:33] <mib_f2kb6x> ok i am in the folder, then go to grafics folder?
#685 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#686 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> And it's "graphics"
#687 [01:33] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|: Teamviewer?
#688 [01:33] <mib_f2kb6x> :)
#689 [01:33] <JohnEBH> Cause some people don't have the time to do it...
#690 [01:33] <mib_f2kb6x> yeah i cant find it hold one ill look slowy
#691 [01:34] <mib_f2kb6x> ok there are lots of folders but non with igdl64
#692 [01:34] <mib_f2kb6x> in the folder Graphics
#693 [01:34] <GreyVulpine> "igdlh64.INF"
#694 [01:34] <Phate45> mib_f2kb6x: It should be a file
#695 [01:34] <mib_f2kb6x> ye
#696 [01:35] <mib_f2kb6x> i know
#697 [01:35] <|Kiikun|> JohnEBH: yeah
#698 [01:35] <mib_f2kb6x> ehh hold on
#699 [01:35] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|: I could do it now, but i'd be little slow. On my laptop
#700 [01:35] <mib_f2kb6x> yeah its not in here GreyVulpine
#701 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> maby i extrated it wrong or something
#702 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> idk
#703 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> i ment for mib_f2kb6x :P to lessen grey's urge to strangle babies.
#704 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> thers Lots of folder just not that one
#705 [01:36] <GreyVulpine> I've had more than a dozen people use that same file....
#706 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> hmm
#707 [01:36] <Phate45> mib_f2kb6x: Its a FILE, not a FOLDER
#708 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> file?
#709 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> OOOHHHHH
#710 [01:36] <mib_f2kb6x> one sec
#711 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#712 [01:36] * Phate45 facedesks
#712 [01:37] * GreyVulpine twitches
#712 [01:37] <|Kiikun|> oook....
#713 [01:37] * JohnEBH luls
#713 [01:37] * |Kiikun| officially upgrades mib_f2kb6x from baka to aho.
#713 [01:37] <mib_f2kb6x> ok one sec guys
#714 [01:37] <Phate45> *thumbs up* Kii
#715 [01:38] <mib_f2kb6x> ok i found it but not in the update driver foldering
#716 [01:38] <mib_f2kb6x> one sec
#717 [01:39] <mib_f2kb6x> when i look at the driver thing i only see folders not files
#718 [01:39] <mib_f2kb6x> but i can find it when i look at the folding at desktop not through driver update thing
#719 [01:39] <Phate45> are you in /Graphics in the driver update?
#720 [01:39] <mib_f2kb6x> :( greyvulpine help me your my only hope i am this close to quiting this game
#721 [01:40] <mib_f2kb6x> Yes
#722 [01:40] <Phate45> send a screenshot
#723 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> The file is there.
#724 [01:40] <Phate45> i dont really know
#725 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> I don't know why you're not seeing it
#726 [01:40] <mib_f2kb6x> ok let me look again
#727 [01:40] <Phate45> it should be there
#728 [01:40] <mib_f2kb6x> so i click browes
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#730 [01:40] <JohnEBH> mib_f2kb6x: Teamviewer?
#731 [01:41] <mib_f2kb6x> my destop - folder that contains driver thing - graphics - ?
#732 [01:41] <Phate45> not - ?, but the file is there
#733 [01:42] <Phate45> just select it and press ok
#734 [01:42] <mib_f2kb6x> LOOK all i see is a punch off folders
#735 [01:42] <Wug> woogly.dnsdojo.net/9531633-md.jpg <---- somehow this seems relevant
#736 [01:42] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/9531633-md.jpg <---- somehow this seems relevant **
#737 [01:42] <JohnEBH> lol Wtf
#738 [01:42] <mib_f2kb6x> wtf
#739 [01:43] <Kealper> Wug: i see what you did there
#740 [01:43] <Wug> I hope grey isnt talking because he's rolling in his chair laughing and not spamming !'s at the end of my kickban :O
#741 [01:44] <Kealper> lol
#742 [01:44] <mib_f2kb6x> look i can not find a file names igdlh64.INF all i see is folders, but how ever i do find it when i just look through it with OUt the update drive broweser thing
#743 [01:44] <JohnEBH> Question... "For the love of god, just use CTCP FINGER to see if people are active!" What's that about? o.o
#744 [01:44] <mib_f2kb6x> lol?
#745 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_f2kb6x - Try the browse button again, this time, look at the bottom of the list?
#746 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> In the graphics folder
#747 [01:44] <Wug> mib_f2kb6x: is there one called ... "igdlh64"?
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#749 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> Also.
#750 [01:44] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug.
#750 [01:44] * Wug points at "hide file extensions for known file types" AHA
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#751 [01:45] <p0ny> can someone help me?
#752 [01:45] <JohnEBH> ??>> ask p0ny
#753 [01:45] <mib_f2kb6x> there is no files just folders
#754 [01:45] * Wug applies glasses to picture with gimp
#754 [01:45] <mib_f2kb6x> and igdlh64.INF is a file
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#756 [01:45] <JohnEBH> ??>> p0ny ask
#757 [01:46] <mib_f2kb6x> i do not understand
#758 [01:46] <p0ny> i keep getting the error cant connect to server bad login how do i fix
#759 [01:46] <Wug> FILE NAMES ARE NOT CASE SENSITIVE SDIFYAWEOIL HQ23RF0EA9 Y8AIUWE BHK423,K5 TN.EARN3AK5NQ4MT AWTSREY
#760 [01:46] <mib_f2kb6x> ?
#761 [01:46] <JohnEBH> ...
#762 [01:46] <p0ny> soory im a noob
#763 [01:46] <Wug> p0ny: minecraft.net is having trouble
#764 [01:47] <Wug> come back later.
#765 [01:47] <mib_f2kb6x> what the fuk is happennnnning ....
#766 [01:47] <JohnEBH> Try again later*
#767 [01:47] <mib_f2kb6x> ahhhhhh
#768 [01:47] <p0ny> dam it minecraft
#769 [01:47] <mib_f2kb6x> my fucking god i am tierd
#770 [01:47] <mib_f2kb6x> fucking minecraft
#771 [01:47] <p0ny> ok and what is a good place to create my own server?
#772 [01:47] <Kealper> mib_f2kb6x: language, please
#773 [01:47] <Wug> ^ you have no idea
#774 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> I.. honestly have no freakin clue what the crap is wrong with your computer mib_f2kb6x
#775 [01:47] <mib_f2kb6x> : (
#776 [01:47] <JohnEBH> p0ny: Downloads pages is a good place to start
#777 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> I'm following my own instructions, and I see the inf file clear as day
#778 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> p0ny: on your computer?
#779 [01:47] <Wug> GreyVulpine: its them damn intel chips
#780 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> OK U SAID the driver is fucked?
#781 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> omfg
#782 [01:48] <JohnEBH> mib_f2kb6x: Calm down.
#783 [01:48] <p0ny> i want a place to host it
#784 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> OK lets try again
#785 [01:48] <Wug> reinstalling the driver probably wont even help
#786 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> wait before we do this please tell me what the problem is
#787 [01:48] * GreyVulpine twitches
#787 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> in the first fking place
#788 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> please....
#789 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> IS it the INTeL
#790 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> is it the video card!?
#791 [01:48] <mib_f2kb6x> what !
#792 [01:49] <mib_f2kb6x> can i not just go to a store and buy a better one?
#793 [01:49] <Wug> the intel integrated graphics agapter
#794 [01:49] <mib_f2kb6x> what is the problem
#795 [01:49] <Wug> grey, can I have his dxdiag
#796 [01:49] <p0ny> i want a website that will host a server for me. where do i go for that?
#797 [01:49] <Kealper> Wug: it's a Toshiba C650, it's got the Intel HD graphics
#798 [01:49] <|Kiikun|> p0ny: youll have to pay them to host it.
#799 [01:49] <mib_f2kb6x> so
#800 [01:49] <|Kiikun|> p0nyL:and beyond that.. i dont know any offhand.. just that there are4 some that exist
#801 [01:49] <p0ny> i understand that but whats a good place so i can see the prices
#802 [01:49] <mib_f2kb6x> SO WhaT the PROBLEM
#803 [01:50] <Kealper> Wug: the C6xx Toshiba Satellites are known to have graphics issues with Minecraft
#804 [01:50] <mib_f2kb6x> OK
#805 [01:50] <mib_f2kb6x> So....
#806 [01:50] <mib_f2kb6x> what it needs this update to function with minecraft
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#808 [01:50] <mib_f2kb6x> and not be retarded
#809 [01:50] <|Kiikun|> grey was having you update your drivers
#810 [01:51] <mib_f2kb6x> OK
#811 [01:51] * Kealper has to go afk again
#811 [01:51] <JohnEBH> mib_f2kb6x: Teamviewer?
#812 [01:51] <JohnEBH> ??>> mib_f2kb6x teamviewer
#813 [01:51] <Wug> mib_f2kb6x: try this:
#814 [01:51] <Wug> http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/modelContent.jsp?ct=DL&os=&category=&moid=3026476&rpn=PSC2EU&modelFilter=C650-ST4N02&selCategory=2756709&selFamily=1073768663#
#815 [01:51] <mib_f2kb6x> thanks thats all i needed to know, the prblem , grey shell we carry on? WHAT THE FK IS TEAMviewr
#816 [01:51] <Wug> 0% guarantee
#817 [01:51] <|Kiikun|> with each tiny micro step short of walking over there ala *looks up the notalwaysright article*
#818 [01:51] <Kealper> mib_f2kb6x: language, please
#819 [01:51] <mib_f2kb6x> WAIT TEAMVIWE
#820 [01:51] <Wug> I had to guess at your laptops model #
#821 [01:52] <mib_f2kb6x> OK so can we just use teamviewer?
#822 [01:52] <JohnEBH> Yeah, I can help that way...
#823 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-make-them-as-silent-as-a-mouse/10844
#824 [01:52] <mib_f2kb6x> GreyVulpine teamviewer?
#825 [01:52] <JohnEBH> Since you seem to very lost..
#826 [01:52] <mib_f2kb6x> who are u
#827 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> i trust GreyVulpine
#828 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> where is he
#829 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> is he killing babies?
#830 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> yet
#831 [01:53] <JohnEBH> lol Alright
#832 [01:53] <Kealper> mib_f2kb6x: he had to go away
#833 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> fine noooo wait
#834 [01:53] <|Kiikun|> he's inthe relaxation vault, recovering.
#835 [01:53] <JohnEBH> Don't spam the channel though
#836 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
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#838 [01:53] <mib_f2kb6x> so then can someone els help me with teamviewer?
#839 [01:54] <Wug> mib_f2kb6x: I'll teamviewer you on one condition
#840 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> who knows wheres i am
#841 [01:54] <Wug> don't try to interfere
#842 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> wug!!!!!!!
#843 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> hey buddy
#844 [01:54] <Wug> ant dont 'hey buddy' me.
#845 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> why are u going to fk it up or something
#846 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> alright
#847 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> :)
#848 [01:54] <Wug> id and pass please
#849 [01:54] <Wug> in pm if you dont mind.
#850 [01:54] <mib_f2kb6x> what
#851 [01:55] <Kealper> /msg Wug ID and password
#852 [01:55] <mib_f2kb6x> ur not going to fk the laptop up right, its not mine
#853 [01:55] <Wug> no
#854 [01:55] <mib_f2kb6x> ok help me help me
#855 [01:55] <Wug> I'm going to fix it so you go away.
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#857 [01:55] <mib_f2kb6x> what do i do i have the shit open idk what to do
#858 [01:55] <Wug> id and pass please
#859 [01:55] <Wug> in pm if you dont mind.
#860 [01:55] <mib_f2kb6x> id and pass?
#861 [01:55] * |Kiikun| gives wug props.
#861 [01:55] <mib_f2kb6x> what do u mean
#862 [01:55] <username> Has anyone downloaded the yogbox?
#863 [01:55] <Wug> its in the teamviewer window
#864 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wait what?
#865 [01:56] <Kealper> username: we don't deal with 3rd party things in here
#866 [01:56] <Kealper> ...
#867 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> hwo do we connect?
#868 [01:56] <|Kiikun|> im fairly sure mods arnt supported in here.
#869 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wug how do we connect
#870 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wug wug
#871 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wug
#872 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wuuuug
#873 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> wug
#874 [01:56] <Wug> .....
#875 [01:56] <mib_f2kb6x> how do we connect
#876 [01:56] * |Kiikun| upgrades mib_f2kb6x from "aho" to "Ni ta ma de. Tianxia suoyoude ren. Dou gaisi."
#876 [01:57] <Wug> YOU send ME the id and pass
#877 [01:57] <Wug> THATS ALL YOU DO,
#878 [01:57] <mib_f2kb6x> why u wanna hack me?
#879 [01:57] <mib_f2kb6x> wait so then u hack me?
#880 [01:57] <Wug> YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS BEFORE I BAN YOU
#881 [01:57] <mib_f2kb6x> ok ok
#882 [01:57] <mib_f2kb6x> how do i get them?
#883 [01:57] <mib_f2kb6x> easy steps please
#884 [01:57] <Wug> in the teamviewer main window
#885 [01:58] <Wug> there is a 9 digit number
#886 [01:58] <Wug> thats the id
#887 [01:58] <Wug> and a 4 digit number
#888 [01:58] <Wug> thats the pass
#889 [01:58] <Wug> pm them to me.
#890 [01:58] * |Kiikun| doesnt think he even HAS teamviewer.
#890 [01:58] <mib_f2kb6x> idk where the teamviewer man window is
#891 [01:58] <JohnEBH> I love this
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#893 [01:58] * VoxelHead kicked mib_f2kb6x from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned)
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#895 [01:58] <JohnEBH> I should've never
#896 [01:59] <JohnEBH> Suggested this
#897 [01:59] * |Kiikun| points at JohnEBH "He kept saying it! i only sugested it once!"
#897 [01:59] <JohnEBH> I'm sorry >.<
#898 [01:59] * |Kiikun| hides from the wrath of wug!
#898 [01:59] <Wug> I think bans added to the channel and not through vox get removed after 24 hours
#899 [01:59] <GreyVulpine> 2
#900 [01:59] <CA_Cougar> Hello folks. I'm looking for some help with the Minecraft forums. Am I in the right place to ask about that?
#901 [01:59] <Kealper> no
#902 [01:59] <Wug> good enough
#903 [02:00] <Wug> #minecraftforums
#904 [02:00] <Wug> ^ go there
#905 [02:00] <CA_Cougar> Thanks!
#906 [02:00] <Kealper> bans added though ops are permenant bans, vox keeps them on for 2 hours incase they try to rejoin, and then goes to it's normal kickban thing
#907 [02:00] * Wug sets ban on *Mibbit*!*@*
#907 [02:01] * Wug cs clear #minecrafthelp users
#907 [02:01] <Kealper> banning mibbit isn't a good idea, i did that once
#908 [02:01] * Wug sets every channel mode
#908 [02:01] <Kealper> vox starts kicking everyone with that hostname match
#909 [02:01] <Kealper> so it basically kicks out every mibbit user
#910 [02:01] <Kealper> annoying "feature" if you ask me
#911 [02:01] * VoxelHead gets flood dc'd
#911 [02:03] <JohnEBH> lol
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#913 [02:05] <Wug> I think I burned about 250 calories being pissed at him
#914 [02:05] <Kealper> JohnEBH: worked
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#916 [02:06] <JohnEBH> But I can't see through mibbit >.>"
#917 [02:06] <zelda> heloo?
#918 [02:06] <JohnEBH> I wish my desktop was alive T.T
#919 [02:06] <zelda> wug
#920 [02:06] <Kealper> JohnEBH: you'd have to be a channel op to see it
#921 [02:06] <zelda> hey wug
#922 [02:06] <JohnEBH> Oh XD
#923 [02:06] <Wug> !kick wug AWWW HELLL NO
#924 [02:06] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Wug with reason: AWWW HELLL NO))
#925 [02:06] <zelda> ?
#926 [02:07] <zelda> wug
#927 [02:07] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#928 [02:07] <Kealper> LOL
#929 [02:07] <zelda> anyone
#930 [02:07] <zelda> look i got everything set up
#931 [02:07] <zelda> can anyone help me with team viewer
#932 [02:07] <zelda> jhone
#933 [02:07] <JohnEBH> !kick JohnEBH time to rage quit...
#934 [02:07] * AuBot kicked JohnEBH from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: time to rage quit...))
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#936 [02:08] <zelda> what the hell
#937 [02:08] <zelda> everyone quit?
#938 [02:08] <dlukz> anyone know of a way to install texture packs in linux?
#939 [02:09] <|Kiikun|> texture packs get put in the textures folder.
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#942 [02:09] <|Kiikun|> ~/.minecraft/textures i think
#943 [02:09] <dlukz> ehhh...what about 64x64 textures
#944 [02:09] <DopeGhoti> that involves modding, which is SEP
#945 [02:09] <|Kiikun|> THAT need a mod.. and you shoudl get mod support from its makers.
#946 [02:09] <dlukz> and something along the lines of mcpatcher for linux?
#947 [02:09] <zelda> greyvulpine LOOK i am sorry but i have everything set up i just need u to help me with teamviewer u can find the god dam file?
#948 [02:09] <DopeGhoti> again: SEP
#949 [02:09] <dlukz> :-\
#950 [02:09] <dlukz> damn
#951 [02:10] <DopeGhoti> ??> zelda attitude
#952 [02:10] <VoxelHead> zelda: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#953 [02:10] <VoxelHead> zelda: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#954 [02:10] <Kealper> zelda: language, please
#955 [02:10] <zelda> IF u dont wanna help tell me dont just tell me
#956 [02:10] <dlukz> and DopeGhoti i got it working using my nvidia 8600
#957 [02:10] <zelda> and i ll leave u alone
#958 [02:10] <DopeGhoti> ooh, threat or promise?
#959 [02:10] <DopeGhoti> dlukz: glad to hear it!
#960 [02:10] <dlukz> i get more then 3fps now!!
#961 [02:10] <dlukz> :p\
#962 [02:10] <DopeGhoti> that's.. an improvement
#963 [02:10] <zelda> greyvulpine are u there?
#964 [02:11] <fault> 140fps laptop club over here
#965 [02:11] <zelda> look your the only one that knows what the hell is going one with this shit,.. and i really dont wanna explaim it and do the same shit again so someone else can help me
#966 [02:11] <zelda> all i need to know is will u help me
#967 [02:11] <zelda> yes or no
#968 [02:11] <zelda> then ill leave
#969 [02:11] <zelda> u can use teamviewer?
#970 [02:12] <zelda> ok was anyone else here to here what my issue is?
#971 [02:12] <zelda> anyone?!
#972 [02:13] <fault> would it really hurt to repeat it?
#973 [02:13] <DopeGhoti> ??> zelda gpu/intel
#974 [02:13] <VoxelHead> zelda: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#975 [02:13] <fault> oh, that was the problem?
#976 [02:13] <fault> lol
#977 [02:14] <|Kiikun|> yeah. zelda = mib_f2kb6x
#978 [02:14] <fault> oh, lol
#979 [02:14] <zelda> YES!!! u remember?
#980 [02:14] <|Kiikun|> um? me?
#981 [02:14] * |Kiikun| splashes self with cold water
#981 [02:14] <zelda> killkin aare u the helping dude
#982 [02:14] <|Kiichan|> me? ^^ ive never seen you before
#983 [02:14] <zelda> ..
#984 [02:14] * |Kiichan| walks off whistling
#984 [02:15] <DopeGhoti> later, Kiisan
#985 [02:15] <zelda> look i am sopost to update this driver thing
#986 [02:15] <fault> you're probably going to get terrible performance with integrated graphics anyway
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#989 [02:15] <thecairocat> Someone was kicked?
#990 [02:15] <thecairocat> Oh, I see.
#991 [02:15] <fault> yes, you are. install it.
#992 [02:15] <zelda> LOOK greyvulpine told me to download this shit. now i have to use it somehow. can anyone help me
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#994 [02:16] <fault> yeah, maybe you should try clicking it
#995 [02:16] <fault> see what happens
#996 [02:16] <fault> mysterious things happen when you click executables
#997 [02:16] <|Kiichan|> its drivers.
#998 [02:16] <thecairocat> :o
#999 [02:16] <thecairocat> especially executables that involve deleting a virus called system32
#1000 [02:16] <|Kiichan|> he had to install drivers for his video card... and stressed grey and wug into fleeing..
#1001 [02:17] <thecairocat> wow
#1002 [02:17] <fault> yeah, i saw most of the beginning
#1003 [02:17] <zelda> so
#1004 [02:17] <zelda> wait
#1005 [02:17] <zelda> that was a virus
#1006 [02:17] <fault> o_o
#1007 [02:17] <zelda> look can anyone help me or not?
#1008 [02:17] <fault> o_o
#1009 [02:17] <zelda> use teamviewer
#1010 [02:18] <fault> did he give him the intel self-installer?
#1011 [02:18] <zelda> idk
#1012 [02:18] <fault> or just the zip
#1013 [02:18] <zelda> i am in update driver
#1014 [02:18] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/pebcak
#1015 [02:18] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#1016 [02:18] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#1017 [02:18] <fault> :)
#1018 [02:18] <zelda> :(
#1019 [02:18] <zelda> voxhead can u help?
#1020 [02:19] <fault> ಠ_ಠ
#1021 [02:19] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1022 [02:19] <|Kiichan|> i doubt that.... unless you just want snarky robotic comments :P
#1023 [02:19] <VoxelHead> No, I don't know how. I'm just a loosely-assembled batch of baling wire, batteries, and ethernet cable.
#1024 [02:19] <Wug> ?? aubot
#1025 [02:19] <VoxelHead> aubot: Aubot is also a bot.
#1026 [02:19] <fault> a few weeks ago, someone didn't get that
#1027 [02:19] <fault> they said "oh, voxelhead was pretty nice, is he here to help me" or something
#1028 [02:19] <zelda> kiichan are u a helper?
#1029 [02:20] <AG_Scott> Kealper is an evil little boy. :<
#1030 [02:20] <DopeGhoti> fault: well, vox _is_ here to help.
#1031 [02:20] <fault> true, 'cept when the power goes out
#1032 [02:20] <AG_Scott> NOOOO
#1033 [02:20] <AG_Scott> the bot is going to eat me!~
#1034 [02:20] <|Kiichan|> im just a peon who hasnt even been here a week :P
#1035 [02:20] * VoxelHead eats AG_Scott.
#1035 [02:20] <AG_Scott> D:
#1036 [02:20] <VoxelHead> Needs more salt.
#1037 [02:20] <AG_Scott> I'm tasty aren't I?
#1038 [02:21] <|Kiichan|> i help with what i can :P and am willing to <.<
#1039 [02:21] <VoxelHead> Perhaps with some malt vinegar..
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#1041 [02:21] <fault> hooray!
#1042 [02:21] <Wug> ?? teamviewer
#1043 [02:21] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1044 [02:21] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1045 [02:22] <Wug> do you know why he left?
#1046 [02:22] <Wug> he's pming me now.
#1047 [02:22] <Kealper> ^
#1048 [02:22] <|Kiichan|> because of my hidden text might not have hidden in mibbit?
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#1051 [02:26] <TurdFerguson> How do i allow minecraft to have more memory in my RAM with windows 7?
#1052 [02:27] <DopeGhoti> TurdFerguson: it really won't need more than its naturally-allocated aGB
#1053 [02:27] <TurdFerguson> it crashes and tells me that it needs more
#1054 [02:30] <TurdFerguson> Can anyone help?
#1055 [02:31] <Wug> are you on windows 7 x64?
#1056 [02:31] <TurdFerguson> Yes
#1057 [02:31] <Wug> you probably need to install 64 bit java
#1058 [02:31] <Wug> ?? getjavax
#1059 [02:31] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u26-download-400751.html
#1060 [02:31] <Wug> last option in the list is for 64 bit windows
#1061 [02:33] <Wug> ^ I wish all help sessions were that short
#1062 [02:33] <DopeGhoti> some of them are, but they are too few and too far between
#1063 [02:35] <TurdFerguson> Do i have to restart my computer or just play?
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#1065 [02:36] <keret> gdayafter some advice just getting game up and running
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#1069 [02:36] <keret> all i get is a black screen
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#1073 [02:37] <DopeGhoti> ??> keret win/reinst
#1074 [02:37] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1075 [02:37] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1080 [02:40] <keret> thaks vox looking into that now
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#1082 [02:40] <keret> i brb if i neeed further help thanks
#1083 [02:41] <pyr0mrcow> I've got a problem updating...whenever I try it says "Fatal error occured (4): null"
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#1085 [02:41] <pyr0mrcow> Anyone know how to fix that? Or workarounds would be fine.
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#1088 [02:42] <Sarbinger> Excuse me? My minecraft account was hacked and the email for password recovery was changed.
#1089 [02:42] <Kealper> ?? account
#1090 [02:42] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1091 [02:42] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1092 [02:43] <Sarbinger> Thanks....
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#1094 [02:43] <pyr0mrcow> ...anyone know what to do about the update error?
#1095 [02:44] <DopeGhoti> "the update error"?
#1096 [02:44] <DopeGhoti> care to be more specific?
#1097 [02:44] <pyr0mrcow> I've got a problem updating...whenever I try it says "Fatal error occured (4): null"
#1098 [02:45] <pyr0mrcow> I'm at 1.6.6, if that matters
#1099 [02:46] <DopeGhoti> ??> pyr0mrcow win/reinst
#1100 [02:46] <VoxelHead> pyr0mrcow: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1101 [02:46] <VoxelHead> pyr0mrcow: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1113 [02:46] <pyr0mrcow> Thanks!
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#1115 [02:47] <nekronuke> Yo wug
#1116 [02:48] <nekronuke> Greyvulpine
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#1118 [02:50] <claude> greyvulpine
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#1120 [02:50] <Guest87852> greyvulpine are u there
#1121 [02:50] <Wug> hmm?
#1122 [02:50] <Guest87852> sup wug
#1123 [02:50] <Guest87852> yes its me....
#1124 [02:51] <nekronuke> Wug run
#1125 [02:51] <Guest87852> lol
#1126 [02:51] <Guest87852> look i just wanna play minecraft
#1127 [02:51] <Guest87852> but it fuking lags
#1128 [02:51] <Kealper> language, please
#1129 [02:51] <pyr0mrcow> ...that didn't work, I'm still getting the null error at update.
#1130 [02:51] <Guest87852> what happend to greyvulpime btw, sorry kealper
#1131 [02:51] <Kealper> he went to bed, it's like 3am where he is
#1132 [02:52] <nekronuke> He died
#1133 [02:52] <nekronuke> I killed him
#1134 [02:52] <Guest87852> why is he still here then
#1135 [02:52] <nekronuke> With my fists
#1136 [02:52] <Kealper> because hardly anyone in here closes their IRC clients?
#1137 [02:52] <nekronuke> He left his pc on and went to sleep
#1138 [02:52] <Guest87852> bastard
#1139 [02:52] <nekronuke> Kealper +v?
#1140 [02:53] <Kealper> uhh...wut
#1141 [02:53] <Guest87852> anyhows can someone helps my thing lags
#1142 [02:53] <nekronuke> Not bastard, its 3am
#1143 [02:53] <Guest87852> and this is a 600 laptop
#1144 [02:53] <nekronuke> Get a new pc
#1145 [02:53] <Guest87852> that runs combat arms very smooth
#1146 [02:53] <Guest87852> why
#1147 [02:53] <Guest87852> this is a new pc
#1148 [02:53] <Wug> kealper. please lay down some channelopery
#1149 [02:53] <Guest87852> just bought
#1150 [02:53] <nekronuke> If it lags, you need a new one
#1151 [02:53] <Kealper> Wug: i get to play kickball now?
#1152 [02:53] <Wug> yes
#1153 [02:54] <Wug> I'll play too
#1154 [02:54] <Guest87852> how many fuking time do i have to buy new ones
#1155 [02:54] <Opeth> That Guest guy has been a pain for hours.
#1156 [02:54] <nekronuke> Wug, get meh a +v
#1157 [02:54] * Kealper kicked Guest87852 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Wahey, this'll be fun!)
#1158 [02:54] <nekronuke> Pleeease
#1159 [02:54] <Kealper> he's supposed to give the ball back so i can kick it again
#1160 [02:54] <Wug> nekronuke: ask kealper
#1161 [02:54] <nekronuke> Kealper +v can jaz?
#1162 [02:54] <nekronuke> Haz
#1163 [02:54] <Wug> I'm not technically an op
#1164 [02:55] <Kealper> uhh....voice is not given to people who ask, it's forced upon people who show a willingness to selflessly devote their time to this channel
#1165 [02:55] <Wug> .... lol
#1166 [02:55] <nekronuke> Well... id like the ability to votekick if uck if aubot has that
#1167 [02:55] <nekronuke> For guest
#1168 [02:55] <Wug> aubot doesnt
#1169 [02:55] <DopeGhoti> There is no 'votekick' or anything like that
#1170 [02:56] <Wug> nothing here votekicks
#1171 [02:56] <Kealper> and therefore, it should not be seen as a medal of honor, but as a shackle of servitude
#1172 [02:56] <Wug> its just people
#1173 [02:56] <DopeGhoti> there is almost never a situation where there's not an op here
#1174 [02:56] <Opeth> Kealper is right.
#1175 [02:56] <DopeGhoti> #minecrafthelp spans allll time zones.
#1176 [02:56] <nekronuke> Skybot had it:C
#1177 [02:56] <Opeth> +v is basically commitment to slavery.
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#1179 [02:56] <Wug> +v's usually get access to kickery and such
#1180 [02:56] <Phate45|Work> What is +o then
#1181 [02:56] <Kealper> me
#1182 [02:56] <Wug> ops
#1183 [02:56] <Phate45|Work> if +v = slavery, +o = ?
#1184 [02:57] <Opeth> +ov-a-r-y
#1185 [02:57] <Kealper> slavedrivers, obviously
#1186 [02:57] <Wug> there is no word for it
#1187 [02:57] <Phate45|Work> lol
#1188 [02:57] <nekronuke> How many times has guest been here
#1189 [02:57] <nekronuke> ?
#1190 [02:57] <findow> Just bought minecraft, downloaded it and tried running it and it just gives me a bad video card drivers error? any help?
#1191 [02:57] * Wug kicks kealper, with wugbot, with voxelhead, with aubot
#1191 [02:57] <Wug> kealper dies twice.
#1192 [02:57] * Wug is used as a weapon
#1192 [02:58] * Phate45|Work lurks away and does his work
#1192 [02:58] <Kealper> lol
#1193 [02:58] <Wug> and all is well with the world.
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#1195 [02:58] <Kealper> i should really get back to this software i'm writing
#1196 [02:58] * Kealper was shooting for a base system before he went to bed
#1196 [02:59] <nekronuke> Nekro will stand guard for opalert
#1197 [02:59] * Wug is always watching
#1197 [02:59] <findow> ?
#1198 [02:59] <nekronuke> OPALERT
#1199 [02:59] <Wug> we're nerderizing. ignore us
#1200 [03:00] <nekronuke> Justjust a drill
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#1203 [03:00] <nekronuke> Everyone see? Opalerts are very scary. You must remain calm
#1204 [03:01] <Kealper> i need to move to the UK
#1205 [03:01] <Opeth> UK eh?
#1206 [03:01] <nekronuke> Why
#1207 [03:02] <Opeth> WE CAN BE FLATMATES
#1208 [03:02] <Kealper> then i can stop torrenting BBC shows and watch them when the air
#1209 [03:02] <Kealper> man, if i had all the BBC channels...i wouldn't go outside again, i'd just sit and watch documentaries all day
#1210 [03:02] * Opeth is proud to be Scottish.
#1210 [03:03] * Kealper has one heck of a Scottish name
#1210 [03:03] <Opeth> Oh?
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#1212 [03:03] <Kealper> in query
#1213 [03:03] <nekronuke> Nekro is american
#1214 [03:04] <Kealper> i think i've just out-scotted a scotsman
#1215 [03:05] <Opeth> I am currently eating these: http://i.imgur.com/86S8K.jpg
#1216 [03:05] <nekronuke> Poteen... irish?
#1217 [03:05] <Opeth> When I wake up, I actually look like that.
#1218 [03:05] <Opeth> You cannot out-Scottish me.
#1219 [03:05] <Kealper> LOL
#1220 [03:06] <nekronuke> That looks like my action face
#1221 [03:06] <pyr0mrcow> Is there any way to manually download updates?
#1222 [03:06] <nekronuke> Yup click force udate
#1223 [03:07] <nekronuke> Actually no, not that I knoe of
#1224 [03:07] <pyr0mrcow> I mean, as in copy-pasting, or downloading from a website. The game client's updater isn't working.
#1225 [03:07] * Kealper looks inside his running programs and sees Ask.com Updater
#1225 [03:07] <Kealper> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#1226 [03:07] <Kealper> how did that get there >.>
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#1228 [03:08] <Wug> * Kealper also finds deluxe porn downloader
#1229 [03:08] <Sam> can anyone help me to install minecraft?
#1230 [03:08] <Opeth> !client
#1231 [03:09] <Kealper> Wug: i told you not to mention that
#1232 [03:09] <Kealper> D:
#1233 [03:09] <nekronuke> Sam whaddya need help with
#1234 [03:09] <Sam> when i try to install minevraft it says that it cannot justify the program
#1235 [03:09] <Sam> and it asks what would i like to run it with
#1236 [03:09] <Sam> OMG WAIT NVM!!! <3
#1237 [03:09] <Opeth> My work here is done.
#1238 [03:10] <|Kiikun|> i take it the file lost the .exe again :P
#1239 [03:10] * |Kiikun| goes to watch etho make island go boom
#1239 [03:10] * Kealper thinks he is going to install IE9
#1239 [03:11] <Opeth> We are over.
#1240 [03:11] <Kealper> oh no, not to use
#1241 [03:11] <Kealper> just for those crappy programs that use IE's COM object, so those have rudimentary HTML5 support
#1242 [03:11] <Opeth> Hm
#1243 [03:11] <Opeth> The only use I have for IE is program bulking.
#1244 [03:12] <Opeth> 'Oh yes, I do have IE9, but I prefer to use these 'lesser known' packages called firefox and chrome.'
#1245 [03:12] <TurdFerguson> Thank you very much for the help, would giving it more memory help with the lag?
#1246 [03:12] <Opeth> I can annoy three types of user at once with that.
#1247 [03:13] <Kealper> TurdFerguson: generally no, as it gives itself 1GB of ram to play with already....if you are talking about that out of memory error....that's more of a trigger-happy failsafe (aka bug with new feature) than a real warning
#1248 [03:14] <TurdFerguson> Alright, so how would i fix the lag?
#1249 [03:15] <Kealper> lag can be caused by many different things
#1250 [03:16] <Kealper> could be graphics issues, could be computer running out of physical ram and needing to use page file, could be slow CPU
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#1255 [03:21] <pyr0mrcow> Does anyone know how to fix "Fatal error occured (4): null" appearing at the update screen? I've tried clearing the .minecraft appdata, and redownloading the .exe. Also tried the alternative .exe.
#1256 [03:21] * Kealper still doesn't know the exact cause of that
#1256 [03:21] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: has it worked before?
#1257 [03:22] <Kealper> also, if i randomly don't respond, it's because i'm working on a different project right now, so this channel is taking a back seat at the moment :/
#1258 [03:22] <pyr0mrcow> Well, I downloaded the game before. The working version was 1.6.6. It didn't start messing up until I bought the full version.
#1259 [03:22] <pyr0mrcow> Which was a couple days ago
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#1261 [03:23] <Kealper> does it work in the browser?
#1262 [03:24] <pyr0mrcow> ...I haven't tried that yet. Hm.
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#1264 [03:28] <pyr0mrcow> For whatever reason, minecraft.net is barely working. It's been that way off and on since this started, too. Though anything else loads in a snap.
#1265 [03:32] <Kealper> hmm...
#1266 [03:33] <Kealper> you said you downloaded it before, did you have to edit any files to get it to work?
#1267 [03:33] <Kealper> more precisely
#1268 [03:33] <Kealper> ?? win/hosts
#1269 [03:33] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#1270 [03:33] <VoxelHead> win/hosts: Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#1272 [03:35] <pyr0mrcow> Oh...I did once for a different program, had Photoshop trouble.
#1273 [03:35] <pyr0mrcow> # Copyright (c) 1993-2009 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name s
#1274 [03:35] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: Please put the whole thing on http://pastebin.com and then give the URL to that paste in here.
#1275 [03:36] <Phate45|Work> Kealper: You too like how people read the whole thing before copypasting?
#1276 [03:36] <Kealper> Phate45|Work: completely
#1277 [03:37] <Kealper> networking stuff ftl
#1278 [03:38] <Kealper> UDPSend($BeaconSock, Binary("0x" & Hex(Number($aTemp[1]), 2) & Hex(Number($aTemp[2]), 2) & Hex(Number($aTemp[3]), 2) & Hex(Number($aTemp[4]), 2) & Hex(Number($Port), 4)))
#1279 [03:38] <pyr0mrcow> Sorry bout the wait
#1280 [03:38] <pyr0mrcow> http://pastebin.com/kM28V1jh
#1281 [03:38] <Kealper> hmm..that's clean
#1282 [03:39] <Kealper> "clean"
#1283 [03:39] <Kealper> ""
#1284 [03:39] <Kealper> ok, so that isn't the issue
#1285 [03:39] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: do you have any antivirus software installed?
#1286 [03:39] <pyr0mrcow> Actually, none...
#1287 [03:40] <Kealper> no firewall software either, i presume?
#1288 [03:40] <pyr0mrcow> Nothing, unless the thing that comes with windows actually does something.
#1289 [03:41] <Kealper> ehh...sort of...try disabling it just incase
#1290 [03:41] <Kealper> it works when it feels like it
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#1292 [03:42] <PopytumPete> hi guys i was wondering does minecraft work with windows 7
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#1294 [03:42] <PopytumPete> im having a problem though
#1295 [03:42] <VoxelHead> PopytumPete: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1296 [03:42] <VoxelHead> PopytumPete: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1297 [03:42] <Kealper> oh?
#1298 [03:42] <Kealper> which?
#1299 [03:42] <mib_uzd6l6> how can I run minecraft faster
#1300 [03:42] <PopytumPete> it says that i have to update the video card drivers
#1301 [03:43] <Kealper> mib_uzd6l6: define faster?
#1302 [03:43] <mib_uzd6l6> ok
#1303 [03:43] <Kealper> PopytumPete: have you tried updating your graphics drivers?
#1304 [03:43] <PopytumPete> i used windows update and updated everything but it still says the same thing
#1305 [03:43] <pyr0mrcow> (Disabled firewall, still the same. Also tried in the browser, no luck...
#1306 [03:43] <PopytumPete> what should i do
#1307 [03:43] <Kealper> ??> PopytumPete win/dxdiag
#1308 [03:43] <VoxelHead> PopytumPete: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1309 [03:43] <VoxelHead> PopytumPete: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1310 [03:44] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: that's....odd...what happens when you try to go to minecraft.net?
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#1312 [03:45] <jasper> How can I make minecraft run faster on fancy graphics?
#1313 [03:45] <pyr0mrcow> Well, now it's working, but during the past few days (when I've been having trouble) it's been having problems loading.
#1314 [03:45] <pyr0mrcow> The site.
#1315 [03:45] <Kealper> Guest53022: chances are that your computer can't handle the game on fancy graphics
#1316 [03:46] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: not really sure then....although i think i heard of some places having issues accessing the website the last few days
#1317 [03:46] <Guest53022> What can I do than
#1318 [03:46] <PopytumPete> sorry but what is the irc channel
#1319 [03:46] <pyr0mrcow> Well that's the thing...
#1320 [03:46] <Kealper> PopytumPete: this is
#1321 [03:46] <pyr0mrcow> I've run by some random forums, and saw the exact problem coming from other people.
#1322 [03:46] <PopytumPete> http://pastebin.com/EN7sXnEZ
#1323 [03:46] <Kealper> Guest53022: nothing much without spending money on new computer parts :/
#1324 [03:47] <Guest53022> :(
#1325 [03:47] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: yeah, i don't know what that error is that you get...i know of it, just not what causes it
#1326 [03:47] <PopytumPete> now what should i do VoxelHead
#1327 [03:47] <pyr0mrcow> I guess the site and the updates would most likely be connected >.> Would you happen to know what's going on with the site?
#1328 [03:47] <Kealper> PopytumPete: VoxelHead is a bot, that was me that told it to say that
#1329 [03:48] <Kealper> PopytumPete: give me a moment, i'll link you to the correct driver download
#1330 [03:48] <PopytumPete> alright what do i do
#1331 [03:48] <PopytumPete> ok thank you
#1332 [03:48] <Kealper> PopytumPete: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#1333 [03:48] <Kealper> PopytumPete: that should fix your issue
#1334 [03:48] <PopytumPete> just download it then?
#1335 [03:49] <Kealper> PopytumPete: yep, download that and install it, and the game should work
#1336 [03:49] <PopytumPete> thank you
#1337 [03:49] <Kealper> PopytumPete: might need a restart after installing, not sure with nVidia cards
#1338 [03:49] <PopytumPete> alright ill let you know
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#1340 [03:50] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: the site has been fine for me, so i really don't know :/
#1341 [03:50] <pyr0mrcow> Alright. Well, I'll just try again tomorrow or something ^.^" thanks
#1342 [03:51] <Kealper> pyr0mrcow: sorry i couldn't help further :/
#1343 [03:53] <pyr0mrcow> Well, it looks like it's an update server connection problem or something now that I think about it, since .net is down. I just wonder what what could cause a regional half-outage...eh, well seeya!
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#1346 [04:01] <PopytumPete> thank you so much again kealper it works perfectly
#1347 [04:01] <Kealper> np, it's what i'm here for (usually)
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#1354 [04:33] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Anyone know how to make a simple redstone current
#1355 [04:33] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :thingy
#1356 [04:33] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :circuit
#1357 [04:34] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :where a press on a button will hold a door open
#1358 [04:34] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :press the button will close door
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#1360 [04:34] <Opeth> Ask in #redstone or use the redstone section of minecraftforums.
#1361 [04:34] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :dang
#1362 [04:35] <libraryadict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :i think i got more luck in forums
#1363 [04:35] <mib_6lvfiw> Hello, I am having problems loading Minecraft Classic. Can anyone help me? :(
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#1365 [04:35] <Opeth> ??> mib_6lvfiw ask
#1366 [04:35] <VoxelHead> mib_6lvfiw: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1367 [04:35] <VoxelHead> mib_6lvfiw: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1370 [04:39] <mib_6lvfiw> there is an error while loading it. I says 'An error occured while loading the applet' and 'fatal error occured (7):com.mojanj.minecraft.minecraftapplet'
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#1373 [04:41] <mib_6lvfiw> heloo?
#1374 [04:41] <mib_6lvfiw> :9
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#1376 [04:45] <mib_6lvfiw> Ok, so the mincraft classic wont load and java is installed, any reason why it wont load?
#1377 [04:45] <mib_6lvfiw> i used to load but it stopped about a week ago
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#1386 [04:59] <mib_rc3fi0> how can i fix my mincraft. it is saying that it crashed
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#1390 [05:15] <Thunder1> hi
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#1397 [05:37] <mib_lyn50m> hello
#1398 [05:38] <Thunder1> is there a working fly mod for mp?
#1399 [05:38] <mib_lyn50m> Please help me. My child can't play. It says "game memory full"
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#1401 [05:38] <mib_lyn50m> could you pls advise what to do?
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#1404 [05:40] <mib_lyn50m> Please help me. My child can't play. It says "game memory full" What to do
#1405 [05:40] <mib_lyn50m> ?
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#1407 [05:41] <GrayDawn> hi
#1408 [05:41] <mib_shyk8d> Ive downloaded minecraft, but im having problems running it. It says This registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupt. The system cannot find the path specified
#1409 [05:41] <mib_shyk8d> what do i do?
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#1411 [05:41] <GrayDawn> how do i play full version multiplayer? where is the full version multiplayer servers list?
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#1414 [05:49] <Boreeas> GrayDawn: there is no "official" list
#1415 [05:50] <Boreeas> GrayDawn: try mcserverlist.net
#1416 [05:50] <Boreeas> GrayDawn: Other than that, there are the minecraft forums at minecraftforums.net, which have a server section, and most bigger online cmmunities have their own servers
#1417 [05:51] <Boreeas> Heh, does anyone know how I stat minecraft on ubuntu?
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#1420 [06:02] <sprocket> Hello!
#1421 [06:02] <sprocket> I need help!
#1422 [06:02] <sprocket> Can someone help me?:)
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#1424 [06:03] <sprocket> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEllloo
#1425 [06:03] <mr_evil> When I play minecraft it get stuck in 10
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#1427 [06:08] <mib_aps7kt> Help
#1428 [06:08] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_aps7kt, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1429 [06:08] <mib_aps7kt> k
#1430 [06:09] <mib_aps7kt> I just bought minecraft.
#1431 [06:09] <mib_aps7kt> But everytime i try to run it
#1432 [06:09] <mib_aps7kt> I get this error
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#1435 [06:10] <mib_aps7kt> Launch 4j. The registry refers to a non existent Java runtime environment installation or the runtime is corrupt. The system cannot find the path specified,
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#1437 [06:10] <mib_aps7kt> Anyone?
#1438 [06:10] <mib_aps7kt> Help
#1439 [06:10] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_aps7kt, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#1441 [06:12] <Morrolan> What's your problem then, mib_aps7kt?
#1442 [06:15] <mib_aps7kt> Well
#1443 [06:15] <mib_aps7kt> I just bought minecraft.
#1444 [06:15] <mib_aps7kt> But, whenever i try to run it, i get this error.
#1445 [06:15] <mib_aps7kt> ;C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin
#1446 [06:15] <mib_aps7kt> oh
#1447 [06:16] <mib_aps7kt> Wonr paste :s
#1448 [06:16] <mib_aps7kt> Wrong*
#1449 [06:16] <mib_aps7kt> Every time i try to open minecraft, i get this error.
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#1451 [06:17] <mib_aps7kt> Launch 4J. The registry refers to a nonexistent Java runtime environment or the runtime is corrupt. The system cannot find the path specified.
#1452 [06:17] <mib_aps7kt> Morrolan?
#1453 [06:17] <Morrolan> Hmm.
#1454 [06:17] <Morrolan> Could you try to remove any existing Java installation and reinstall it?
#1455 [06:17] <mib_aps7kt> Ive tried.
#1456 [06:18] <mib_aps7kt> Ive also updated it.
#1457 [06:18] <Morrolan> Ok. :/
#1458 [06:18] <mib_aps7kt> and tried downloading different versions. D;
#1459 [06:18] <Xitkiller> you have to go into regedit and change the search path
#1460 [06:19] <mib_aps7kt> How do i do that? O.o
#1461 [06:19] <Morrolan> ^ Yea, what he said might work, if it really is a wrong registry entry
#1462 [06:19] <Morrolan> No idea where the Java entry it stored though.
#1463 [06:20] <mib_aps7kt> Im trying a solution that i found on another forum. Downloading java JDK or something along those lines.
#1464 [06:20] <Morrolan> Uh, yea, can't hurt I guess.
#1465 [06:20] <Morrolan> JDK is basically an extended version of the 'normal' JRE, which allows for developing of Java apps. Might be that it fixes the error.
#1466 [06:20] <mib_aps7kt> It also has the same error when i try opening the minecraft_server.exe
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#1468 [06:21] <mib_aps7kt> Oh
#1469 [06:22] <mib_aps7kt> i tried installing JDK, but yet again another error.
#1470 [06:22] <mib_aps7kt> error 1723.
#1471 [06:23] <mib_aps7kt> Hello?
#1472 [06:23] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_aps7kt, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1473 [06:25] <mib_aps7kt> Guess im stuck then. :c
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#1476 [06:31] <mib_aps7kt> Oh, wow, it just randomyl starting working. c:
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#1478 [06:32] <umbridge> I try to play my minecraft world but the screen goes black after a second of the game,.
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#1483 [06:38] <mib_0pif3w> hello
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#1490 [07:14] <mib_9l8pds> Okay,
#1491 [07:14] <mib_9l8pds> so I installed the game, but no shortcut for it has appeared
#1492 [07:14] <mib_9l8pds> ?I searched for it in the start box, and still nothing
#1493 [07:14] <mib_9l8pds> What do I do?
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#1496 [07:24] <Morrolan> First, dear mib_guy, you don't leave instantly.
#1497 [07:24] <Morrolan> Second, you just launch the launcher again...
#1498 [07:25] * Morrolan likes slapping people and randomly picks Impatient mib users to slap.
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#1501 [07:49] <thewanderer> hi. I have a severe performance problem with Minecraft running on NFS-mounted homes. every few seconds, there is a noticeable freeze in the game while it's saving its state.
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#1503 [07:50] <thewanderer> any way to relieve this? perhaps some command line option or an improvement on the client side (these are diskless machines!)? already running over gigabit.
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#1506 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> Hi. Any bright person can tell me what is the cause of this? 2011-07-27 11:49:03 [WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?
#1507 [07:51] * ring slaps mollstam around a bit with a large trout
#1507 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> Keep getting this error on my hosted linux server
#1508 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> I even bought a lot more ram hoping it would solve it
#1509 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> But apparently not. :/
#1510 [07:51] <thewanderer> mollstam: the event loop in the server is probably not keeping up
#1511 [07:51] <Morrolan> [Comrade]Garsino: It is mostly when it can't keep up with disk I/O
#1512 [07:51] <Morrolan> If you don't get it all the time you don't have to worry.
#1513 [07:51] <thewanderer> mollstam: or CPU
#1514 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> Well
#1515 [07:51] <[Comrade]Garsino> It causes my server to crash
#1516 [07:51] <Morrolan> If you do get it all the time then it is an indicator for lag.
#1517 [07:52] <Morrolan> Hmm, don't you get any other error, [Comrade]Garsino?
#1518 [07:52] <[Comrade]Garsino> Nope
#1519 [07:52] <[Comrade]Garsino> Last error I get before it shuts down the server
#1520 [07:52] <Morrolan> thewanderer: Huh, I honestly never tried running a game on a NFS, can't help you with this, sorry.
#1521 [07:52] <Morrolan> [Comrade]Garsino: Hmm, I'm kinda clueless then.
#1522 [07:53] <[Comrade]Garsino> :/
#1523 [07:53] <Morrolan> thewanderer: And I assume the HDD of these network storages are fast enough?
#1524 [07:53] <thewanderer> yes, but it's about the latency which can't really be helped... no SSD yet, and the network cards are not perfect either
#1525 [07:53] <thewanderer> [Comrade]Garsino: for me it was the CPU, what's the server got inside?
#1526 [07:54] <[Comrade]Garsino> Let me check with the host
#1527 [07:54] <[Comrade]Garsino> it should be quite powerful afaik
#1528 [07:54] <thewanderer> I don't think I've seen multi-threading in the server, so an eight-core might not necessarily be considered powerful here... it should be mostly about frequency
#1529 [07:56] <Morrolan> Yea, as far as I know there is no multithreading.
#1530 [07:56] <Morrolan> Notch mentioned a long time ago that he wanted to do something mutlithreaded I think (was it the AI?), but somehow failed.
#1531 [07:56] <[Comrade]Garsino> :/
#1532 [07:56] <thewanderer> yeah, I could see that coming with Java :P
#1533 [07:57] <Morrolan> ;)
#1534 [07:57] <thewanderer> anyway, on 2.9GHz cores I get that message once in a while (every 30 minutes, maybe hour), while also running the client locally (but that's on another core)
#1535 [07:58] <[Comrade]Garsino> Well
#1536 [07:58] <[Comrade]Garsino> The server is hosted seperately
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#1538 [08:01] <thewanderer> [Comrade]Garsino: at what clock frequency does it run?
#1539 [08:01] <ring> hi
#1540 [08:02] <[Comrade]Garsino> Trying to find out
#1541 [08:05] <[Comrade]Garsino> "We run only the latest Intel Xeon and Intel Core series hardware with DDR2 and DDR3 memory on SSD / SATAII disk drive mixes for optimal performance for your server." Is what it says on the host's site. But doesn't mention speed
#1542 [08:05] <[Comrade]Garsino> And to be honest I am a giant newbie at these things
#1543 [08:07] <thewanderer> [Comrade]Garsino: dedicated server? `cat /proc/cpuinfo`
#1544 [08:08] <[Comrade]Garsino> Not dedi
#1545 [08:09] <thewanderer> a VPS?
#1546 [08:10] <[Comrade]Garsino> Not really sure what it is. I am sure you know more about this than me: http://volt-host.com/ is my host
#1547 [08:10] <[Comrade]Garsino> Maybe you can find out :p
#1548 [08:11] <thewanderer> oh, it's a backend problem on their part then
#1549 [08:11] <thewanderer> they probably host multiple instances per machine and can't manage quality of service :P
#1550 [08:12] <[Comrade]Garsino> Well, I've hosted SA:MP servers with em with no problems. But it's my first time with a MineCraft server and they just launched it recently. But it's 2 different games so I guess thats why I haven't encountered any problems with SA:MP.
#1551 [08:12] <[Comrade]Garsino> I guess they can fix it if I contact them, cheers for the help everyone. :)
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#1554 [08:19] <quincey> can anyone help me my minecraft keeps crashing?
#1555 [08:20] <quincey> ???????????????
#1556 [08:21] <[Comrade]Garsino> Maybe more information can help us all.
#1557 [08:21] <[Comrade]Garsino> and less question marks
#1558 [08:22] <quincey> it seems to be only when im playing on servers
#1559 [08:22] <quincey> my minecraft randomly exits
#1560 [08:22] <quincey> and i get an error log
#1561 [08:23] <quincey> i know its not my compuer
#1562 [08:23] <quincey> 6gb ram
#1563 [08:23] <quincey> windows 7
#1564 [08:23] <quincey> nividia gt425m
#1565 [08:23] <quincey> i7
#1566 [08:23] <quincey> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69c77763, pid=580, tid=296 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x777763]
#1567 [08:23] <quincey> i think thats the main part of the error message
#1568 [08:25] <Phate45|Work> Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x777763] <- this is the main part of your 'main part'
#1569 [08:25] <quincey> do you know how to fix it
#1570 [08:25] <Phate45|Work> google nvoglv32.dll
#1571 [08:25] <quincey> i cnt play mp its so annoying :(
#1572 [08:25] <Phate45|Work> also, do you run 64bit?
#1573 [08:25] <quincey> ye
#1574 [08:25] <Phate45|Work> then why the hell do you have 32 bit drivers
#1575 [08:25] <ring> most of us is using 32bit
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#1577 [08:26] <Phate45|Work> mixed mode windows-x86
#1578 [08:26] <Phate45|Work> this is very wrong
#1579 [08:26] <Phate45|Work> either get updated drivers or get 64bit java
#1580 [08:26] <Phate45|Work> or both
#1581 [08:26] <quincey> kk thanks
#1582 [08:27] <Phate45|Work> quincey: You're welcome.
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#1584 [08:36] <TheNytangel> Oh my god.. my uncle called our house at 7:15 AM.. now I'm.. soooo tired
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#1594 [09:11] <goldman> voxelhead
#1595 [09:11] <Calinou> VoxelHead is a bot
#1596 [09:11] <goldman> yup
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#1598 [09:13] <goldman> calinou can u help me ,here is my problem my game freezes after almost 30 seconds of playing it says my java tm platform has stopped and i dont know if that is right becus i have reinstalled java many many times ?
#1599 [09:13] <Calinou> you probably need to allocate more memory... are you on windows, mac or linux?
#1600 [09:14] <goldman> windows
#1601 [09:14] <Calinou> okay, read this http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
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#1605 [09:23] <JYEE> hello ?
#1606 [09:24] <JYEE> anyone here /
#1607 [09:24] <[Comrade]Garsino> ofc not!
#1608 [09:24] <JYEE> ?
#1609 [09:24] <JYEE> lol
#1610 [09:24] <JYEE> Mind to help a bit ?
#1611 [09:24] <JYEE> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 2011/7/26 10:32 am Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: Intel(R) HD Graphics Family version 3.0.0 - Build 8.15.10.2342, Intel java.nio.BufferOver
#1612 [09:25] <[Comrade]Garsino> I'm as noob as you at this, sorry :v
#1613 [09:25] <JYEE> nvm
#1614 [09:25] <[Comrade]Garsino> Just wait for one of the better ones to reply :p
#1615 [09:25] <JYEE> I dunno why I can't run the freaking game on my laptop
#1616 [09:25] <JYEE> ok
#1617 [09:25] <JYEE> Anyways I just got a BufferOverFlow
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#1623 [09:37] <TheNytangel> ??> JYEE pastebin
#1624 [09:37] <VoxelHead> JYEE: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1625 [09:37] <MCRedTurtle> hello
#1626 [09:37] <MCRedTurtle> can someone help me?
#1627 [09:37] <MCRedTurtle> please?
#1628 [09:37] <TheNytangel> ??> MCRedTurtle ask
#1629 [09:37] <VoxelHead> MCRedTurtle: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1630 [09:37] <VoxelHead> MCRedTurtle: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1632 [09:38] <MCRedTurtle> When i download the minecraft.exe it wont open or anything and coomes p with an error
#1633 [09:38] <TheNytangel> What error
#1634 [09:38] <MCRedTurtle> um... 1 sec
#1635 [09:39] <Markloveshouse> when i run the game it crashes and on my desktop is a hs_err_pidnumber.txt is pasted it here http://paste.ubuntu.com/653103/ please help
#1636 [09:39] <TheNytangel> ??> Markloveshouse win/reinst
#1637 [09:40] <VoxelHead> Markloveshouse: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1638 [09:40] <VoxelHead> Markloveshouse: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1639 [09:40] <MCRedTurtle> it says C:/Users/Brian/Desktop/Minecraft.exe is not a valid Win32 application
#1640 [09:40] <TheNytangel> MCRedTurtle, try play it in the browser
#1641 [09:40] <Markloveshouse> i tried this before that doesnt work
#1642 [09:41] <Markloveshouse> and in browser i cant play too....
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#1644 [09:41] <TheNytangel> Markloveshouse, just try it again
#1645 [09:41] <Markloveshouse> okay
#1646 [09:42] <TheNytangel> I just spent over an hour putting in activation codes into a program >.>
#1647 [09:42] <MCRedTurtle> ye in browser works
#1648 [09:42] <tyteen4a03> TheNytangel: what program is it?
#1649 [09:42] * MuumiJumala [MuumiJumala@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1650 [09:42] <TheNytangel> Uh.. pinnacle or something
#1651 [09:42] <tyteen4a03> MCRedTurtle: try downloading minecraft.exe again
#1652 [09:42] <TheNytangel> Movie making program
#1653 [09:42] <TheNytangel> Hold on
#1654 [09:42] <Markloveshouse> dont work....
#1655 [09:43] <Markloveshouse> same with the hs_errpid txt
#1656 [09:43] <TheNytangel> Pinnacle, yes
#1657 [09:43] <TheNytangel> And of course my uncle is a haxor.. so I didn't buy them either XD
#1658 [09:43] <MCRedTurtle> ye i tried redownloing it lots
#1659 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> MCRedTurtle: what OS are you using?
#1660 [09:44] <TheNytangel> It's just.. pick one from the dropdown menu.. click "activation code" and put it in the activation code box.. There was a ton of them.. I did every single one..
#1661 [09:44] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1662 [09:44] <mib_ahuy60> i have a question: my minecraft doesn't allow me to drop items. i have no idea why, and also without mods this keeps happening. and yes i have tried reinstalling it and i've even tried deleting all my files, but minecraft still wont let me drop items out of my hand of blocks that i break
#1663 [09:45] <MCRedTurtle> windows 7 home pemium
#1664 [09:45] <TheNytangel> But now it has MPEG-4 and MPEG-2 coding/decoding :)
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#1666 [09:45] <Markloveshouse> sorry but i really need help minecraft works for months not and im searching all days at google how to fix that please help me :(
#1667 [09:47] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: sec
#1668 [09:47] <tyteen4a03> MCRedTurtle: Did you download it from minecraft.net and used a browser other than IE?
#1669 [09:48] <MCRedTurtle> im using IE and im downloaing from Minecraft.net
#1670 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> try another browser, like google chrome
#1671 [09:48] <MCRedTurtle> ok
#1672 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> http://google.com/chrome
#1673 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: try updating your display card driver
#1674 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> ??> Markloveshouse gpu/ati
#1675 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> hm
#1676 [09:48] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#1677 [09:48] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1678 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> ??> Markloveshouse gpu/amd
#1679 [09:49] <VoxelHead> Markloveshouse: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1680 [09:49] <tyteen4a03> ??< gpu/amd/solution
#1681 [09:50] <Markloveshouse> yeah i was on this page before i`ve got the newest driver
#1682 [09:51] <MCRedTurtle> I Think Its Working Now!
#1683 [09:51] <MCRedTurtle> Yep Its Working!
#1684 [09:51] <MCRedTurtle> Thx
#1685 [09:52] <MCRedTurtle> Thanks and Goodbye!
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#1687 [09:54] <Markloveshouse> when i play in browser then its only a white window
#1688 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: Did you update your display card driver yet?
#1689 [09:55] <tyteen4a03> *have
#1690 [09:56] <Markloveshouse> yes
#1691 [09:56] <minecrafter> Hi, im trying to get toomanyitems ( a mod) working, i used winrar to put too manyitems into the jar, i deleted meta-inf and its not working, if it helps im using vista.
#1692 [09:56] <tyteen4a03> minecrafter: you will have better luck asking in #risucraft
#1693 [09:56] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: This time does it generate a hs_pid_something.txt?
#1694 [09:57] <Markloveshouse> yes
#1695 [09:57] <tyteen4a03> can you paste that?
#1696 [09:58] <Markloveshouse> yes http://paste.ubuntu.com/653118/
#1697 [09:58] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: Sec, trying to find information
#1698 [09:59] <Markloveshouse> okay
#1699 [10:00] <tyteen4a03> ??> Markloveshouse win/dxdiag
#1700 [10:00] <VoxelHead> Markloveshouse: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1701 [10:00] <VoxelHead> Markloveshouse: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1703 [10:03] <Markloveshouse> http://paste.ubuntu.com/653122/
#1704 [10:03] <rianbr> hi i have a problem starting up minecraft could any one help?
#1705 [10:03] <Markloveshouse> i always paste over paste.ubuntu.com i`m from germany so sorry for my bad english :/
#1706 [10:05] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: it's ok
#1707 [10:05] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: What is it?
#1708 [10:06] <Markloveshouse> okya
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#1710 [10:08] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: The files tell me you don't have the newest driver installed
#1711 [10:09] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: this should be your driver: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.36.3.4&lang=us&rev=&ostype=Windows%207%20-%2064-Bit%20Edition#1
#1712 [10:09] <Markloveshouse> oh okay
#1713 [10:11] <Markloveshouse> oh i know this driver i dont know but when i install it it tells me it would be the wrong... or am i doing something wrong?
#1714 [10:11] <tyteen4a03> what tells you it would be wrong?
#1715 [10:12] <Markloveshouse> so when i restart my pc its a realy shity graphic
#1716 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: but what tells you that it would give you shitty graphics?
#1717 [10:13] <tyteen4a03> windows, the driver installer itself, or other things?
#1718 [10:13] <Markloveshouse> uum... my eyes xD when i see this
#1719 [10:14] <Markloveshouse> no it just looks aaww my bad english
#1720 [10:14] <Markloveshouse> o no no no xD there is a window i try to paste it
#1721 [10:15] <rianbr> mine claims i need a new video card driver. i have been on the intel website and i have downloaded the most recent driver but it still isn't working.
#1722 [10:16] <Markloveshouse> how can i paste a picture here?
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#1724 [10:17] <bnd75> i need help
#1725 [10:17] <bnd75> please
#1726 [10:18] <bnd75> anyone?
#1727 [10:18] <rianbr> same
#1728 [10:18] <bnd75> whats up with yours?
#1729 [10:18] <Markloveshouse> http://paste.ubuntu.com/653135/
#1730 [10:19] <Markloveshouse> this is at minecraft and after installing this:
#1731 [10:19] <bnd75> i got same thing...and when i try to play in browser it says something about a pixel accelerator
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#1733 [10:21] <rianbr> when i start mine up it tells me i need to update my video card driver you?
#1734 [10:21] <Markloveshouse> http://paste.ubuntu.com/653137/
#1735 [10:22] <rianbr> yeah i got that not what do i do about it?
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#1737 [10:22] <Markloveshouse> tyteen ?
#1738 [10:22] <bnd75> alotta people get that problem i guess
#1739 [10:22] <rianbr> ?
#1740 [10:22] <Malware> hi, when I go to the play.jsp page on minecraft.net it just loads a black screen D: can somebody help me?
#1741 [10:22] <bnd75> and i paid $21.95 so i need to get it to work
#1742 [10:23] <rianbr> yeah but that doesn't mean it can't be fixeed
#1743 [10:23] <rianbr> same
#1744 [10:23] <bnd75> @malware i got the same thing
#1745 [10:24] <Malware> :o
#1746 [10:25] <rianbr> so does anyone here actually know how to fix this because this is where the website sent me and told me it could be fixxed
#1747 [10:26] <bnd75> everyone that is chatting and not idle have the same problem...what browser are yall using?
#1748 [10:27] <Markloveshouse> when i start minecraft in browser its white and i cant play too^^
#1749 [10:27] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: Forgot about you, sorry :P
#1750 [10:27] <bnd75> i think one of the people with stars have to get on
#1751 [10:27] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: Are you using an intel integrated GPU?
#1752 [10:27] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: try imgur.com
#1753 [10:28] <tyteen4a03> bnd75: what's your problem?
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#1755 [10:28] <bnd75> same as everyone elses...bad card drivers and format pixel not accelerated
#1756 [10:28] <Markloveshouse> http://imgur.com/gkXwp
#1757 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> ??> bnd75 win/dxdiag
#1758 [10:29] <VoxelHead> bnd75: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1759 [10:29] <VoxelHead> bnd75: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1761 [10:29] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: When you try to install the driver using the exe I gave you?
#1762 [10:29] <bnd75> k
#1763 [10:30] <Markloveshouse> yes
#1764 [10:30] <rianbr> yes i am using an integrated intel driver
#1765 [10:31] <rianbr> i have downloaded and that seemes to work, and it logs in ok but as soon as i start the actual game it comes up with the error message
#1766 [10:31] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: unfortunately you can only play in browser
#1767 [10:31] <bnd75> tyteen4a03: http://pastebin.com/GsdYQcLd
#1768 [10:32] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: there are some problems with the driver that makes you unable to play through the launcher
#1769 [10:32] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: Try uninstalling whatever driver you have and install that one
#1770 [10:32] <Markloveshouse> okay
#1771 [10:32] <Malware> I can't play neither. I'm on Ubuntu 11.04
#1772 [10:33] <tyteen4a03> Malware: Does playing in browser works?
#1773 [10:33] <Malware> no :(
#1774 [10:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> bnd75 win/nodxdiag
#1775 [10:33] <VoxelHead> bnd75: (win/nodxdiag) In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#1776 [10:33] <VoxelHead> bnd75: (win/nodxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1777 [10:33] <tyteen4a03> Malware: I don't know about ubuntu, so you need to wait for somebody else who does
#1778 [10:33] <rianbr> but playing in browser is ludicrously laggy
#1779 [10:33] <tyteen4a03> ??> rianbr win/dxdiag
#1780 [10:33] <VoxelHead> rianbr: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1781 [10:33] <VoxelHead> rianbr: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1782 [10:34] <Malware> tyteen4a03, I've been here for the last several days trying to get help. It seems as if nobody here knows about Ubuntu. They are all all winfags.
#1783 [10:34] * AuBot kicked Malware from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1785 [10:34] <tyteen4a03> Malware: what AuBot says
#1786 [10:34] <Malware> WELL I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE PAST WEEK TRYING TO GET HELP.
#1787 [10:34] <Malware> NOBODY CAN HELP ME
#1788 [10:34] <tyteen4a03> Malware: not even the ops?
#1789 [10:34] <Malware> No, they never respond.
#1790 [10:35] <Malware> They sit here and idle their ass off.
#1791 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> Malware: Where do you come from?
#1792 [10:35] <Malware> the united states.
#1793 [10:35] * mib_5l3tjy [mib_5l3tjy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1794 [10:35] <Malware> :|
#1795 [10:35] * ferdinand [ferdinand@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1796 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> Malware: usually they don't respond in the mornings
#1797 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> try the nighttime
#1798 [10:35] <Malware> I have tried the night time :|
#1799 [10:35] <ferdinand> hey can anyone help me
#1800 [10:35] <ferdinand> please
#1801 [10:35] <tyteen4a03> Malware: have you tried pinging them?
#1802 [10:35] <Malware> No.
#1803 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: what is your problem?
#1804 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> Malware: try pinging them
#1805 [10:36] <ferdinand> well
#1806 [10:36] <Malware> No. If I don't get help, he doesn't get help.
#1807 [10:36] <ferdinand> i have just seen some youtube videos to help a normaill error
#1808 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> Malware: everybody has different problems
#1809 [10:36] <ferdinand> and
#1810 [10:36] <bnd75> malware, chill, its ok, we all have problems...there is one op..
#1811 [10:36] <Malware> it seems as if NOBODY CAN HELP WITH UBUNTU
#1812 [10:36] <tyteen4a03> Kealper, DopeGhoti?
#1813 [10:37] <ferdinand> i did it so when java start to load it takes forever
#1814 [10:37] <Markloveshouse> i only installed the normal driver over windows driver manager so have i to dete this things: C:/Windows/atilog.xml windows/system32/amdpcom64.... and some stuff? (i clicked on deatails what the driver installed)
#1815 [10:37] <ferdinand> i cant get on
#1816 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: restore the changes
#1817 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> *revert
#1818 [10:37] <tyteen4a03> either they are telling you false information, or you did something wrong in the change
#1819 [10:37] <ferdinand> i didnt do anything
#1820 [10:37] <ferdinand> only deleted some worlds
#1821 [10:38] <ferdinand> i dont care
#1822 [10:38] <ferdinand> im good
#1823 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: what is the error MC is giving you?>
#1824 [10:38] <tyteen4a03> Markloveshouse: does your driver come with any uninstall scripts?
#1825 [10:38] <ferdinand> nothing it just wont load the java
#1826 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> ferdinand java
#1827 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> hm
#1828 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> sec
#1829 [10:39] <ferdinand> ....
#1830 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> ferdinand getjava
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#1832 [10:39] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1833 [10:39] <Markloveshouse> hmm i dont know it installed it automaticly
#1834 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> try reinstalling java
#1835 [10:39] <mr_boo> Can some1 help me?
#1836 [10:39] <Calinou> Malware: I do have ubuntu
#1837 [10:39] <tyteen4a03> mr_boo: yes?
#1838 [10:40] <ferdinand> i did instal(3times)
#1839 [10:40] <tyteen4a03> sec
#1840 [10:40] <mr_boo> I did delete one of my minecraft files..
#1841 [10:40] <Malware> well, :\ I can't get it to work on mine :\
#1842 [10:40] <mr_boo> And now i cant play the game?
#1843 [10:40] <tyteen4a03> mr_boo: make sure when you reinstall you delete the whole bin folder
#1844 [10:40] <tyteen4a03> ??> ferdinand win/dxdiag
#1845 [10:40] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1846 [10:40] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1847 [10:41] <bnd75> voxelhead: i am pasteing them on pastebin..
#1848 [10:41] <mr_boo> Huh?
#1849 [10:41] <ferdinand> ...
#1850 [10:41] <tyteen4a03> ??> mr_boo win/reinst/bat
#1851 [10:41] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
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#1853 [10:41] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1854 [10:41] <tyteen4a03> ferdinand: follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#1855 [10:41] <ferdinand> ok
#1856 [10:42] <ferdinand> bye
#1857 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> bye
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#1859 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> wait, no
#1860 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> well derp
#1861 [10:42] <Malware> When I go to the /play.jsp it says downloading packages and unpacking them. Then it loads a black screen.
#1862 [10:42] <bnd75> ahh...ill worry bout it later tonight...
#1863 [10:42] <bnd75> ima take a break..
#1864 [10:42] <tyteen4a03> Malware: no mods installed?
#1865 [10:43] <Malware> I don't know :\
#1866 [10:43] <wikkit> Hey ummm...I bought minecraft and I'm trying to download it but when i do the screen just goes blank after I login and java says it crashed. . . What do i do?
#1867 [10:43] <Malware> I don't have anything installed.
#1868 [10:43] <Malware> Where would I install them at?
#1869 [10:43] <wikkit> I don't have any mods.
#1870 [10:44] <wikkit> I even updated java
#1871 [10:44] <Malware> Do I need a mod to make it load?
#1872 [10:44] <mr_boo> I made it!!!
#1873 [10:44] <mr_boo> Thx! :D
#1874 [10:45] <Malware> fffff. this is pissing me off :p
#1875 [10:45] <tyteen4a03> Malware: No,
#1876 [10:46] <Malware> Wait, do I actually have to purchase the game to play it?
#1877 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: Does it come with any error messages?
#1878 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> Malware: of course
#1879 [10:46] <Malware> theres my problem
#1880 [10:46] <Malware> :s
#1881 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> Malware: :P
#1882 [10:46] <wikkit> No, the game just goes blank after the login screen and disappears.
#1883 [10:46] <wikkit> I have purchased the game
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#1885 [10:46] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: have you installed any mods?
#1886 [10:46] <wikkit> a notepad opens up from java and says this EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x5358b4c7, pid=5992, tid=2428
#1887 [10:47] <wikkit> I'm running vanilla
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#1889 [10:47] <Malware> You guys have no life for paying for a online game that is like 8 bit graphics
#1890 [10:47] <tyteen4a03> Malware: Then why are you here? ;)
#1891 [10:47] <Malware> so I can troll
#1892 [10:47] <Malware> :D
#1893 [10:47] <wikkit> Fuck you malware go somewhere else we're trying to get help
#1894 [10:47] <Malware> please keep it civil
#1895 [10:47] <tyteen4a03> Malware: Not the best time to troll
#1896 [10:47] <Malware> that wasn't necessary
#1897 [10:47] <Malware> tell wikkit that wasn't necessary
#1898 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> Malware: I don't see trolling is anywhere 'civil"...
#1899 [10:48] <Malware> he had no reason to tell me to fuck mys elf
#1900 [10:48] <wikkit> anywho, what can I do about my error?
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#1902 [10:48] <Malware> fuck you wikkit. suck my hairy cock
#1903 [10:48] * Malware whips out dick
#1903 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: Please go to pastebin.com and paste the error
#1904 [10:48] <tyteen4a03> Malware: Go somewhere else to troll
#1905 [10:48] <wikkit> ok i'll tryi it thanks
#1906 [10:48] <Malware> suck my dick
#1907 [10:48] <Malware> lol
#1908 [10:48] <Malware> lolololol
#1909 [10:48] <Malware> fuck MC.
#1910 [10:48] <Malware> its gay
#1911 [10:49] <Malware> fuck off, voxeldick
#1912 [10:49] <tyteen4a03> saying MC is gay doesn't make you anywhere straight ;)
#1913 [10:49] <tyteen4a03> Kealper?
#1914 [10:49] <Malware> kealper is a dead bastard
#1915 [10:49] <tyteen4a03> Wug, lukegb, whoever is there
#1916 [10:49] <Malware> * Ping reply from Kealper: ? second(s)
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#1918 [10:50] <Malware> zomg cocks
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#1920 [10:51] <wikkit> Hey I posted it there. now what do i do?
#1921 [10:51] <tyteen4a03> give me the address to it
#1922 [10:51] <wikkit> http://pastebin.com/nZ5488bE
#1923 [10:51] <alihundro> I can not get minecraft to completely load. It says that it is done but the green bar doesnt complete and the game doesnt start
#1924 [10:51] <rianbr> http://pastebin.com/4q6B93it
#1925 [10:53] <tyteen4a03> alihundro: have you installed any mods?
#1926 [10:53] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: sorry, but your computer is too old to play MC
#1927 [10:54] <wikkit> what about my computer?
#1928 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: Try upgrading your display card driver
#1929 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> wikkit gpu/amd
#1930 [10:54] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1931 [10:54] <alihundro> It was working before.
#1932 [10:54] <wikkit> i did actually
#1933 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> alihundro win/reinst/bat
#1934 [10:54] <VoxelHead> alihundro: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1935 [10:54] <VoxelHead> alihundro: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1936 [10:54] <wikkit> I had to do that in order to even upen up the downloader
#1937 [10:54] <tyteen4a03> ??> wikkit win/dxdiag
#1938 [10:54] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1939 [10:54] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1941 [10:55] <alihundro> thank you
#1942 [10:58] <wikkit> ok here it is
#1943 [10:58] <wikkit> http://pastebin.com/MhKj0y9Z
#1944 [10:59] <rianbr> ar eyou sure its too old?
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#1946 [11:01] <mortisha> Is someone here?:)
#1947 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1948 [11:01] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: Yes, it is
#1949 [11:01] <mortisha> cool, hi
#1950 [11:02] <tyteen4a03> rianbr: your motherboard is made in 2004...
#1951 [11:04] * junglist [junglist@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1952 [11:04] <junglist> Got a question about removing tnt from a map
#1953 [11:04] <tyteen4a03> junglist: yes?
#1954 [11:04] <junglist> I run a headless server, someone built a huge tnt sphere, now crashing the server
#1955 [11:05] <junglist> how to remove all tnt from map through command line?
#1956 [11:05] <junglist> I have looked at mcedit but that would require a monitor.
#1957 [11:05] <junglist> (I think?)
#1958 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> junglist: they do have a commandline version... try googling it
#1959 [11:06] <tyteen4a03> there should be a thread about it
#1960 [11:07] <junglist> ok thanks trying that now
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#1963 [11:09] <mortisha> I got a problem with playing offline
#1964 [11:09] <tyteen4a03> mortisha: yes?
#1965 [11:10] <rianbr> ok thank you guys any way cya
#1966 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> bye
#1967 [11:10] <tyteen4a03> too late :P
#1968 [11:11] <mortisha> when i log in, it doesn't connect to minecraft.net and i clock play offline, and there is a loading and then blackscreen :(
#1969 [11:12] * krebbit [krebbit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1970 [11:12] <mortisha> help me ):
#1971 [11:12] <VoxelHead> Look, mortisha, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1972 [11:13] <mortisha> i did
#1973 [11:14] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#1974 [11:14] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
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#1977 [11:16] <krebbit> what do i do if i get ORG.lwjgl.LWJGLException:pixel format not accelerated?
#1978 [11:16] <mortisha> when I log in it does not connect to minecraft.net, so I click on play offline, but there is only one load bar and then a black screen
#1979 [11:16] * mib_8i9htd [mib_8i9htd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1980 [11:17] <mib_8i9htd> i had mods, updated and i knew that META-INF would come back so i deleted it and still no mods.
#1981 [11:17] <mr_pants> hey
#1982 [11:17] <krebbit> what do i do if i get ORG.lwjgl.LWJGLException: pixel format not accelerated?
#1983 [11:18] * andrewkm [andrewkm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1984 [11:18] <mortisha> what should I do because it works?
#1985 [11:20] <krebbit> i get same asmortisha yust i get ORG.lwjgl.LWJGLException: pixel format not accelerated as well
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#1987 [11:27] <Calinou> people should learn to update drivers :)
#1988 [11:28] <Calinou> it's not hard
#1989 [11:28] <mortisha> I've updated everything
#1990 [11:28] <Calinou> mortisha: not you, krebbit
#1991 [11:28] <mortisha> ok;)
#1992 [11:29] <Calinou> nevermind the CTCP's, testing something
#1993 [11:29] <tyteen4a03> Calinou: he's gone :P
#1994 [11:29] <wikkit> hey voxelhead, any progress on my issue?
#1995 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#1996 [11:30] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1997 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> and I keep forgetting about cases, sorry
#1998 [11:30] * oldtopman [oldtopman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1999 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: try updating your display card drivers
#2000 [11:30] <wikkit> oh no it's fine, just curious, I really appreciate your help :)
#2001 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> wikkit gpu/amd
#2002 [11:30] <VoxelHead> wikkit: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#2003 [11:30] <tyteen4a03> hi oldtopman
#2004 [11:31] <wikkit> I have done that and can play games in browser but the launcher won't work
#2005 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> mortisha: did you install any mods?
#2006 [11:31] <oldtopman> tyteen4a03: ohai. Whats up?
#2007 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> oldtopman: doing stuff :P
#2008 [11:31] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: then it is probably the driver's problem then
#2009 [11:31] <mortisha> No, I do not have
#2010 [11:31] <wikkit> hmmm.. ok so what can i do about that?
#2011 [11:31] <wikkit> just go to that place up there ^?
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#2013 [11:32] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: as I see you have a quite outdated display card
#2014 [11:33] <Calinou> wikkit: do you have any HD texture packs installed?
#2015 [11:33] <wikkit> so i just need to update then and I should be good?
#2016 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: Your computer is too old to play minecraft
#2017 [11:33] <Calinou> before the game didn't work
#2018 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> Calinou: he is using an APG video card and Intel P4 CPU
#2019 [11:33] <wikkit> dude, I can play world of warcraft just fine, i;m pretty sure it can handle mine craft
#2020 [11:33] <Calinou> AGP, you mean?
#2021 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> yes :P
#2022 [11:33] <Calinou> ugh... minecraft is resource intensive, despite its blocky shapes
#2023 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> blame java
#2024 [11:33] <wikkit> oh haha ok damn you java!!!
#2025 [11:33] <tyteen4a03> WoW is another creature
#2026 [11:34] <wikkit> it just sucks cuz i already paid for it ya know ?
#2027 [11:34] <tyteen4a03> wikkit: this is a sign that you probably won't be able to run newer games, such as Portal 2
#2028 [11:34] <wikkit> shoot. ok thanks guys
#2029 [11:34] <Calinou> !paid wikkit
#2030 [11:34] <Calinou> wikkit, buy a new computer :/
#2031 [11:34] <wikkit> will do
#2032 [11:35] <Calinou> if you want to save 200 euro, mount it, install linux
#2033 [11:35] <Calinou> :D
#2034 [11:35] <Calinou> it runs minecraft too.
#2035 [11:35] <wikkit> give me 500 bucks :)
#2036 [11:35] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2037 [11:38] * N00TER [N00TER@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2038 [11:38] <N00TER> Help! :S
#2039 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> Yes?
#2040 [11:39] <N00TER> Minecraft won´t launch and i can,´t find anything to fix nit
#2041 [11:39] * charmander [charmander@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2042 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> N00TER: does MC give you an error?
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#2044 [11:39] <charmander> yeah
#2045 [11:39] <N00TER> Nope
#2046 [11:39] <N00TER> Only in the browser version
#2047 [11:39] <charmander> while im playing it closes down
#2048 [11:39] <tyteen4a03> charmander: not talking to you, but what is your problem?
#2049 [11:40] <tyteen4a03> N00TER: Are you playing beta or classic?
#2050 [11:40] <N00TER> Beta
#2051 [11:40] <charmander> i play minecraft and at random points minecraft shuts down and i get a text document on my desktop which is the info on the error
#2052 [11:40] <Calinou> update your graphic drivers, reinstall java?
#2053 [11:40] <N00TER> It doesnt do anything after i used the minecraft.exe
#2054 [11:40] <Calinou> charmander: same as above
#2055 [11:41] <Calinou> N00TER and charmander: were you using any HD texture packs before the game didn't work?
#2056 [11:41] <Calinou> or mods?
#2057 [11:41] <N00TER> All done. It stil worked like 3 days ago
#2058 [11:41] <N00TER> No mods
#2059 [11:41] <N00TER> no tex packs
#2060 [11:41] <charmander> yes i was using lb photo realism
#2061 [11:42] <charmander> but i have had about 5 new .minecrafts since then
#2062 [11:42] <tyteen4a03> charmander: You need to install a patch in order to use HD texture packs
#2063 [11:42] <charmander> yeah mcpatcher
#2064 [11:42] <charmander> which i did do
#2065 [11:43] <charmander> but i dont have the texture pack anymore
#2066 [11:43] <charmander> i have a fresh .minecraft folder
#2067 [11:43] <Calinou> you don't use it anymore?
#2068 [11:43] <Calinou> oh, okay
#2069 [11:43] <Calinou> please open "options.txt" file using notepad
#2070 [11:43] <Calinou> then tell me what is inside the "skin:" line
#2071 [11:43] <Calinou> it MUST be set to "default", then you can choose packs later
#2072 [11:44] <charmander> skin:Default
#2073 [11:44] <charmander> skin : default
#2074 [11:44] <Calinou> oh, okay
#2075 [11:44] <Calinou> any error message?
#2076 [11:45] <Calinou> ?? pastebin
#2077 [11:45] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2078 [11:45] <charmander> hello?
#2079 [11:45] <VoxelHead> Look, charmander, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2080 [11:45] <charmander> oh sorry
#2081 [11:45] <nekronuke> I think I know it. Are you using mods?
#2082 [11:46] <charmander> yes
#2083 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#2084 [11:46] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2085 [11:46] <tyteen4a03> also VoxelHead: shut up
#2086 [11:46] <mortisha> why nobody wants to help me: D
#2087 [11:46] <nekronuke> What mods charmander
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#2089 [11:46] <charmander> i have used a few but in different .minecraft folders
#2090 [11:46] <charmander> they are:
#2091 [11:46] <Calinou> mortisha: I tried to help you...
#2092 [11:46] <mortisha> thank you:)
#2093 [11:47] <nekronuke> The ones you use right nao
#2094 [11:47] <charmander> Too many items, single player commands, Aether, Clay soldiers
#2095 [11:47] <charmander> not aether
#2096 [11:47] <charmander> Tmi, Clay soldiers right now
#2097 [11:47] <nekronuke> Hmm.... ibrb
#2098 [11:47] <Calinou> this... did you properly followed mod installation intructions?
#2099 [11:48] <ChrisSanders> Hey is there anyone available to help me out with a video driver question?
#2100 [11:48] <nekronuke> Ask away
#2101 [11:48] <N00TER> jeh
#2102 [11:48] <charmander> yeah ive been modding for ages but the error has only just started, about a week or so ago
#2103 [11:48] <ChrisSanders> Ive been installing and reinstalling everything I can find for this system but to no avail
#2104 [11:48] <Calinou> if you create mods, go on #risucraft
#2105 [11:49] <ChrisSanders> dell inspiron 1545
#2106 [11:49] <nekronuke> What's the error
#2107 [11:49] <Calinou> ChrisSanders: did you used any HD texture packs before the game didn't worked?
#2108 [11:49] <ChrisSanders> I modded my character
#2109 [11:49] <nekronuke> Bbad video drivers error?
#2110 [11:49] <charmander> whos is talking to me?
#2111 [11:50] <Calinou> ChrisSanders: you meant you changed the skin, right?
#2112 [11:50] <nekronuke> Char I think its clay soldiers
#2113 [11:50] <ChrisSanders> yes
#2114 [11:50] <nekronuke> Chrissanders bad video drivers error?
#2115 [11:50] <Calinou> using any HD texture packs?
#2116 [11:50] <Calinou> I speak of the ones that change the look of blocks
#2117 [11:50] <ChrisSanders> yes nekronnuke
#2118 [11:50] <nekronuke> Calinou hold on
#2119 [11:51] <nekronuke> That's an intel chipset error
#2120 [11:51] <ChrisSanders> no, I have not changed the texture packs at all
#2121 [11:51] <ChrisSanders> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 7/27/11 8:45 AM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java:
#2122 [11:51] <nekronuke> Ever heard of hardware acceleration?
#2123 [11:51] <N00TER> ChrisSanders, get to you video card´s website and download the latest driver.
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#2125 [11:51] <nekronuke> -q him
#2126 [11:51] <nekronuke> ..
#2127 [11:51] <nekronuke> N00ter no
#2128 [11:52] <charmander> what channel is this
#2129 [11:52] <N00TER> no? 0.o
#2130 [11:52] <nekronuke> Chrissanders rs
#2131 [11:52] <ChrisSanders> ?
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#2133 [11:52] <ferminter> hello?
#2134 [11:52] <VoxelHead> Look, ferminter, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2135 [11:52] <Calinou> ?? pastebin
#2136 [11:52] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2137 [11:52] <nekronuke> Listen change your gardware acceleratatipn to level 3
#2138 [11:52] <nekronuke> Hardware acceleration
#2139 [11:52] <nekronuke> Google it
#2140 [11:53] <ChrisSanders> nekron, how do I do that?
#2141 [11:53] <ChrisSanders> ok
#2142 [11:53] <nekronuke> Its real easy. Try youtube
#2143 [11:53] <ChrisSanders> thank you very much, I will look in to that and get back to you
#2144 [11:53] <nekronuke> That'll fix it.
#2145 [11:53] <nekronuke> Wait
#2146 [11:53] <ChrisSanders> wussup?
#2147 [11:54] <nekronuke> Remember when minecraft is done to redtore accel normal to play other games
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#2149 [11:54] <ferminter> every time i come on it says not the correct amount of memory or a bug (i have enough memory)
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#2152 [11:54] <rcollier> hello
#2153 [11:54] <rcollier> im charmander
#2154 [11:54] <kwiiboy> hi
#2155 [11:55] <rcollier> that wasnt my account that i was on
#2156 [11:55] <ChrisSanders> ok, cool, thanks!
#2157 [11:55] <Calinou> ferminter: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
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#2160 [11:55] <kwiiboy> why does minecraft say not downloaded?
#2161 [11:55] <Calinou> two things:
#2162 [11:55] <Calinou> minecraft beta is not a free game
#2163 [11:55] <Calinou> the first time you play, you must play online
#2164 [11:55] <rcollier> can anyone help me with my minecraft crashing randomly
#2165 [11:55] <Calinou> if you get "can't connect to minecraft.net" the servers are probably down, wait a bit
#2166 [11:56] <Calinou> !paid kwiiboy
#2167 [11:56] <Calinou> what is your minecraft username?
#2168 [11:56] <kwiiboy> can you not play offline for free?
#2169 [11:56] <Calinou> nope.
#2170 [11:56] <kwiiboy> really?
#2171 [11:56] <Calinou> no, you can't.
#2172 [11:56] <mib_chrocw> Ok, so I paid my $20.00 for the "lifetime" membership and can't access the game, WTF!!?? All I get is a black or white screen.....can anybody help with this?
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#2176 [11:57] <Calinou> mib_chrocw: any error message please? try updating your video drivers, and to reinstall java.
#2177 [11:57] <Calinou> try to allocate more memory to minecraft:
#2178 [11:57] <Calinou> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
#2179 [11:57] <kwiiboy> i played offline for a while for free w/o problems thoough
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#2181 [11:57] <mib_chrocw> I did uninstall and reinstall java,
#2182 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> kwiiboy - Then you pirated minecraft, illegally.
#2183 [11:57] <Calinou> because you used cracked version
#2184 [11:57] <rcollier> can anyone help me with my minecraft crashing randomly
#2185 [11:58] <Calinou> if it shows "Unlicensed copy", then you didn't bought the game
#2186 [11:58] <Calinou> rcollier: allocate more ram to minecraft : http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
#2187 [11:58] <mib_chrocw> I bought it through minecraft.net
#2188 [11:58] <rcollier> are you sure because its only just started and ive had minecraft for months
#2189 [11:58] <N00TER> Mateys, Game still won´t launch and i got a huge error in the browser version
#2190 [11:59] <Calinou> rcollier: yeah, it can happen... using any HD texture packs, or mods?
#2191 [11:59] <rcollier> not texture packs but mods yes
#2192 [11:59] <N00TER> Not using any modifications
#2193 [11:59] <rcollier> Clay soldiers and too many items are what im using
#2194 [12:01] <tyteen4a03> ??> rcollier win/dxdiag
#2195 [12:01] <VoxelHead> rcollier: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2196 [12:01] <VoxelHead> rcollier: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2197 [12:01] <rcollier> oh ok
#2198 [12:01] <rcollier> ill try that thanks
#2199 [12:02] <nekronuke> Greyvulpine tramviewer help? Ninecraft lags
#2200 [12:02] <nekronuke> Jk
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#2202 [12:04] <nekronuke> Hay my fix worked
#2203 [12:04] <rcollier> what do i put as paste name/title
#2204 [12:04] <mib_chrocw> i bought the game because i simply wanted to play it, i am NOT a computer genius and don't know what all this mumble jumble means. It worked for the first couple weeks after purchasing now it won't.What can I do that's not gonna be a complicated mess?
#2205 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: nothing
#2206 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> just submit ;)
#2207 [12:05] <nekronuke> What's da error
#2208 [12:05] <nekronuke> ?
#2209 [12:05] <tyteen4a03> mib_chrocw: Is there any error?
#2210 [12:05] <mib_chrocw> no just a black or white screen
#2211 [12:05] <rcollier> ok i submitted it now what?
#2212 [12:06] <nekronuke> ?errortest
#2213 [12:06] <mib_chrocw> it says loading then just goes to a blank screen
#2214 [12:06] <nekronuke> Feck
#2215 [12:06] <nekronuke> Mib go to #risucraft. Change your nick tho
#2216 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> nekronuke: no
#2217 [12:06] <nekronuke> Fine
#2218 [12:06] <fault> mib_, force an update. in the launcher, click options, click force update, click done, then log in again
#2219 [12:06] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_chrocw forceupdate
#2220 [12:07] <VoxelHead> mib_chrocw: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2221 [12:07] <VoxelHead> mib_chrocw: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options', Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2222 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> nicer version
#2223 [12:07] <nekronuke> Tyteen go grab the errortest link
#2224 [12:07] <rcollier> what do i do next?
#2225 [12:07] <fault> i didn't have the faq page up
#2226 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: give me the address to it
#2227 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> nekronuke: ?
#2228 [12:07] <rcollier> address to?
#2229 [12:07] <mib_chrocw> gonna go try it, thanks, i'll let ya know
#2230 [12:07] <fault> the pastebin!
#2231 [12:07] <rcollier> http://pastebin.com/SttUs5qL
#2232 [12:07] <rcollier> that?
#2233 [12:07] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2234 [12:07] <rcollier> ok
#2235 [12:07] <nekronuke> On risucraft. I'm on my phone
#2236 [12:07] <nekronuke> ?errortest
#2237 [12:08] <nekronuke> Give it to mib.
#2238 [12:08] <nekronuke> It'll force an error report
#2239 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> and what is its use?
#2240 [12:08] <rcollier> whos me tyteen?
#2241 [12:08] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: no
#2242 [12:08] <rcollier> ok
#2243 [12:09] <nekronuke> Tyteen finds errors
#2244 [12:09] <nekronuke> Yknow, crash screen?
#2245 [12:09] <nekronuke> Tells you what's wrong
#2246 [12:10] <nekronuke> The pastebin reports
#2247 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: can you give me the hs_pid_something.txt?
#2248 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> through pastebin
#2249 [12:10] <tyteen4a03> I forgot
#2250 [12:11] <nekronuke> Tyteen errortedt reports are easier to read...
#2251 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> nekronuke: I don't need that at the moment
#2252 [12:11] <nekronuke> Alright...
#2253 [12:11] <rcollier> where is this hs_pid?
#2254 [12:11] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: as you said, you saw one...
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#2256 [12:12] <tyteen4a03> [23:40] <charmander> i play minecraft and at random points minecraft shuts down and i get a text document on my desktop which is the info on the error
#2257 [12:12] <rcollier> i have about 15 of hs_err_pid on my desktop
#2258 [12:12] <rcollier> you want the latest one?
#2259 [12:12] <tyteen4a03> delete them all, run minecraft again
#2260 [12:12] <rcollier> ok
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#2262 [12:20] <mib_b3qqif> hello?
#2263 [12:20] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_b3qqif, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2264 [12:21] <tyteen4a03> yes?
#2265 [12:21] <rcollier> tyteen im just waiting for it to crash
#2266 [12:21] <rcollier> it will do it in a minute
#2267 [12:22] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: then it sounds like an error in a mod
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#2269 [12:22] <rcollier> its cant be
#2270 [12:22] <rcollier> it cant be
#2271 [12:22] <tyteen4a03> we'll see
#2272 [12:22] <mib_b3qqif> when i play minecraft suddenly the game quites and an error comes up, everytime i play minecraft i play maybe 2-3 mins and so it quiits and something new document or something comes up the screen and says error
#2273 [12:22] <tyteen4a03> when it errors
#2274 [12:23] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: can you give me the latest one?
#2275 [12:23] <tyteen4a03> through pastebin.com
#2276 [12:23] <rcollier> as it started a week ago and ive been using mods for months
#2277 [12:23] <rcollier> tyteen did you find anything on my pastebin thingy
#2278 [12:24] <nekronuke> Yeah mib, post it
#2279 [12:24] <rcollier> ok i have dinner
#2280 [12:24] <rcollier> lol ill be back shortly
#2281 [12:25] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: you pastebin'd the hs_pid_something.txt?
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#2283 [12:25] <Vulcan123> Hello
#2284 [12:25] <nekronuke> Hs err pid nevee helped me. Hows it help you?
#2285 [12:26] <Vulcan123> Anyone able to help me with at proble
#2286 [12:26] <Vulcan123> *problem
#2287 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> yes?
#2288 [12:26] <mib_b3qqif> when i play minecraft suddenly the game quites and an error comes up, everytime i play minecraft i play maybe 2-3 mins and so it quiits and something new document or something comes up the screen and says error. can someone help me plz?
#2289 [12:26] <nekronuke> Sure
#2290 [12:26] <nekronuke> Mib post the error or leave
#2291 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: can you give me the document?
#2292 [12:26] <mib_b3qqif> how?
#2293 [12:26] <tyteen4a03> nekronuke: I find that unhelpful
#2294 [12:26] <nekronuke> Copy paste
#2295 [12:27] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_b3qqif pastebin
#2296 [12:27] <VoxelHead> mib_b3qqif: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2297 [12:27] <nekronuke> Vulcan ask away
#2298 [12:27] <tyteen4a03> The text can be found in hs_pid_SOMETHING.txt
#2299 [12:28] <Vulcan123> tyteen4a03 OK my friend has made a server but when its up it never renders and it lags soo much it happens for some people who play on there and some who doesnt , any idea why
#2300 [12:28] <nekronuke> Internet connection speed
#2301 [12:28] <nekronuke> And ram
#2302 [12:28] <rcollier> i have one now tyteen
#2303 [12:28] <rcollier> http://pastebin.com/NKPGT6vZ
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#2305 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> Vulcan123: Can you try pressing Win+R, type in "cmd" (without quotes), press enter, enter "ipconfig SERVERIPHERE", then give us the results?
#2306 [12:29] <Luega18> hy guys
#2307 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> wait
#2308 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> I mean, "ping SERVERIP"
#2309 [12:29] <Luega18> can somebody help me?
#2310 [12:29] <Vulcan123> for all of uss no its fine for ram 4 gig Internet speed is fine. its fine in other servers
#2311 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> Yes?
#2312 [12:29] <tyteen4a03> Vulcan123: RAM isn't the issue, don't mind nekronuke here
#2313 [12:29] <nekronuke> Tyteen the ram of the host pc can be
#2314 [12:29] <Luega18> i have bought minecraft 5 minutes ago, and when i wanted to play in browser it crashes :((
#2315 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Luega18: username please?
#2316 [12:30] <Luega18> Luega18 ^^
#2317 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> Vulcan123: You might want to reinstall java
#2318 [12:30] <mib_b3qqif> http://pastebin.com/wawu2nnS
#2319 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> !paid Luega18
#2320 [12:30] <mib_b3qqif> here is the thing
#2321 [12:30] <Luega18> yes
#2322 [12:30] <tyteen4a03> ??> Luega18 win/dxdiag
#2323 [12:30] <VoxelHead> Luega18: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2324 [12:30] <VoxelHead> Luega18: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2325 [12:30] <nekronuke> Vulcan agreed with tyteen. That should fix it
#2326 [12:30] <mib_b3qqif> can someone help me with this : http://pastebin.com/wawu2nnS
#2327 [12:31] <Vulcan123> tyteen4a03 i dont run the server
#2328 [12:31] <tyteen4a03> Vulcan123: No you don't, but your computer's java seems to have some problems
#2329 [12:31] <mib_b3qqif> someone help plz?
#2330 [12:31] <mib_b3qqif> http://pastebin.com/wawu2nnS
#2331 [12:31] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: I am sorry, but I can't help with that currently
#2332 [12:31] <mib_b3qqif> why?
#2333 [12:31] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: Your error is out of my field
#2334 [12:31] <nekronuke> Vulcan what is their upload speed
#2335 [12:32] <mib_b3qqif> who can help me then?
#2336 [12:32] <Luega18> http://pastebin.com/p2jeQZED
#2337 [12:32] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: You can try to wait for an op to arrive (those with stars)
#2338 [12:32] <Vulcan123> tyteen4a03 i dont think its java because it happens to 2 other friends out of the 6
#2339 [12:32] <tyteen4a03> Vulcan123: It's YOUR computer's java
#2340 [12:32] <mib_b3qqif> where r they now?
#2341 [12:33] <Vulcan123> tyteen4a03 i'll try but i dont think it is
#2342 [12:33] <nekronuke> Mib try running the game then.pastebin the crash log
#2343 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: doing their stuff I suppose, they will come on
#2344 [12:33] <mib_b3qqif> ok
#2345 [12:33] <mib_b3qqif> ill w8 some hours or so the
#2346 [12:33] <mib_b3qqif> :D
#2347 [12:33] <nekronuke> :/
#2348 [12:33] <tyteen4a03> nekronuke: you know how to solve a ntdll.dll problem?
#2349 [12:34] <GreyVulpine> Please have mib_b3qqif uninstall and reinstall java
#2350 [12:34] <mib_b3qqif> ok
#2351 [12:34] <mib_b3qqif> i will try
#2352 [12:34] <nekronuke> If I knew that was the issue, I would've said the same :/ I'm not a blithering idiot
#2353 [12:35] <nekronuke> I read crashlogs not hs err pids though.
#2354 [12:35] <mib_b3qqif> wont reinstall java help?
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#2356 [12:35] <tyteen4a03> mib_b3qqif: Uninstall and reinstall
#2357 [12:35] <nekronuke> That should fix it, yes
#2358 [12:35] <mib_b3qqif> ok
#2359 [12:35] <Luega18> yeah i fixed it :D
#2360 [12:35] <mib_b3qqif> thx for the help :D
#2361 [12:36] <Luega18> thx all :D
#2362 [12:39] <Luega18> can somebody tell me from where i get an ip to play in mp?
#2363 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> ??> Luega18 smp/servers
#2364 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Luega18: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2365 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Luega18: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2366 [12:40] <Luega18> thx VoxelHead :D
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#2369 [12:52] <Vulcan1234> Hello anyone able to help me ??
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#2372 [12:54] <Excal1bur> Hello, is this the irc Help Channel for Minecraft?
#2373 [12:54] <BuuGhost> Should be.
#2374 [12:54] <BuuGhost> ^^
#2375 [12:54] <Excal1bur> Okay
#2376 [12:54] <Excal1bur> I have a problem
#2377 [12:54] <BuuGhost> I'm not too experted in minecraft, But i'll try to help.
#2378 [12:54] <Excal1bur> Better, a friend have a Problem
#2379 [12:55] <BuuGhost> just state it ^^
#2380 [12:55] <Excal1bur> He bought 1 Hour ago Minecraft wie Creditcard
#2381 [12:56] <Excal1bur> Everytime, when (Sorry for the bad english) he want to start MC, he gets the Message: No Server found
#2382 [12:56] <Excal1bur> And the MC-Window close
#2383 [12:56] <BuuGhost> Tell him to try running mc from the browser, if that not works open %appdata%, delete everything, Open browser again (on www.minecraft.net)
#2384 [12:56] <Excal1bur> Google doesnt help
#2385 [12:56] <BuuGhost> Wait no
#2386 [12:56] <almostroot_> Excal1bur: Make sure the server address and port are correct.
#2387 [12:56] <BuuGhost> dont delete everything from %appdata%
#2388 [12:57] <BuuGhost> just the .minecraft folder
#2389 [12:57] <Excal1bur> this bugs come also in Singleplayer
#2390 [12:57] <almostroot_> Vulcan1234: What is your issue?
#2391 [12:57] <Vulcan1234> Hello a friend of mine is hosting and its not rendering for me and to of my friends when we get into the server any idea why??
#2392 [12:57] <almostroot_> Excal1bur: Are you using the official Minecraft client? And are you using a stole/cracked version?
#2393 [12:57] <Excal1bur> No
#2394 [12:57] <almostroot_> Vulcan1234: We would need to speak to the server administrator.
#2395 [12:58] <Excal1bur> Ne has boght the Acc 1 Hour ago
#2396 [12:58] <Excal1bur> He can login too
#2397 [12:58] <Vulcan1234> yeah hes with me here
#2398 [12:58] <almostroot_> Excal1bur: What is the name of the account that was registered?
#2399 [12:58] <almostroot_> Vulcan1234: So what is the exact issue? Are you using the official mine craft server client without mods?
#2400 [12:59] <Excal1bur> Yeah
#2401 [12:59] <Excal1bur> His Client is fresh
#2402 [12:59] <Vulcan1234> there are a few mods
#2403 [12:59] <Excal1bur> I dont need MODS
#2404 [12:59] <Excal1bur> I want to run the Game
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#2406 [13:00] <almostroot_> Vulcan1234: That is probably the issue. Try a stock version of the server, add the mods in one at a time and see which one breaks it.
#2407 [13:00] <almostroot_> Excal1bur: I'm prefacing my messages with the user the message is intended for.
#2408 [13:00] <almostroot_> Excal1bur: What is the name of the account that was registered?
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#2411 [13:01] <Excal1bur> I do not know if I should share this information
#2412 [13:01] <BuuGhost> Just the name of the user won't harm
#2413 [13:01] <BuuGhost> the password however, will.
#2414 [13:02] <Excal1bur> Interceptor
#2415 [13:02] <Vulcan1234> almostroot_ ok i will see if it is then ill get back to you, if its not then what shull i do
#2416 [13:02] <rcollier> tyteen
#2417 [13:02] <rcollier> you there?
#2418 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> hi
#2419 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> !paid Interceptor
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#2421 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> ??> Excal1bur payment
#2422 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Excal1bur: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2423 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Excal1bur: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2424 [13:04] <rcollier> tyteen you solved my minecraft problem?
#2425 [13:04] <frogmella> I have an account question if anyone is free to help :)
#2426 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> rcollier: sorry, forgot :<
#2427 [13:04] <tyteen4a03> frogmella: yes?
#2428 [13:04] <rcollier> oh ok
#2429 [13:04] <Excal1bur> okay, thanks
#2430 [13:04] <Excal1bur> I wait a few Hours
#2431 [13:05] <frogmella> Purchased my girlfriend a premium acct last october, and when she tries to log in, it says its not.
#2432 [13:05] <frogmella> I have the receipts confirming the transaction
#2433 [13:05] <Excal1bur> but then would not get the message?: User is not premium
#2434 [13:06] <frogmella> It was working fine before, when I originally got it, but now it won't
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#2436 [13:09] <Excal1bur> @VoxelHead
#2437 [13:09] <Excal1bur> but then would not get the message?: User is not premium
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#2439 [13:12] <Veeto> Quick question
#2440 [13:12] <Veeto> Where do you get the mods for minecraft beta? ;o
#2441 [13:12] <xitkiller> my minecraft freezes when i try to open a chest, just stops and it says "saving chunks" on the screen
#2442 [13:12] <xitkiller> anyone know?
#2443 [13:13] <Calinou> ?? mods
#2444 [13:13] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2445 [13:13] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#2447 [13:13] <Calinou> Veeto: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forum/51-released-mods/
#2448 [13:13] <Veeto> Ok ty
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#2450 [13:14] <frogaincia> Can anyone help me out..
#2451 [13:14] <frogaincia> anyone?
#2452 [13:14] <BuuGhost> I could
#2453 [13:14] <BuuGhost> if you stated a question
#2454 [13:14] <frogaincia> Umm.... what plugin do i need to play classic server?
#2455 [13:14] <frogaincia> O.o
#2456 [13:15] <Calinou> no plugin
#2457 [13:15] <BuuGhost> To play a multiplayer server you don't need plugins/
#2458 [13:15] <BuuGhost> just their IP.
#2459 [13:15] <frogaincia> for me, it says The required plugin is not installed
#2460 [13:15] <frogaincia> O.o
#2461 [13:15] <Calinou> java
#2462 [13:15] <BuuGhost> ^
#2463 [13:15] <frogaincia> i got the right java..
#2464 [13:15] <frogaincia> lemme see brb
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#2466 [13:16] <lolz> who can help me
#2467 [13:16] <rcollier> tyteen
#2468 [13:16] <lolz> does that mean u?
#2469 [13:17] <rcollier> me?
#2470 [13:17] <rcollier> no sorry im looking for help aswell
#2471 [13:17] <lolz> sry me too
#2472 [13:17] <rcollier> but eceryone has disapeared
#2473 [13:17] <rcollier> everyone
#2474 [13:17] <lolz> realy?
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#2476 [13:17] <frogaincia> BuuGhost can help O.o
#2477 [13:18] <rcollier> is he here?
#2478 [13:18] <rcollier> .....no
#2479 [13:18] <lolz> he quit too
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#2482 [13:19] <lolz> do u need help or r u help?
#2483 [13:19] <rcollier> where is tyteen gone?
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#2485 [13:19] <lolz> idk
#2486 [13:20] <lolz> rcollier tell me ur problem and let me see if i can help
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#2488 [13:20] <onix> so... this seems like the appropriate place to ask a question. yes? :)
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#2490 [13:20] <lolz> kind of... no one is here to help
#2491 [13:21] <onix> :/
#2492 [13:21] <lolz> yah i know
#2493 [13:21] <onix> well thats unhelpful lol
#2494 [13:21] <lolz> yep
#2495 [13:21] <lolz> is rcollier still there?
#2496 [13:22] <Olyval> Hi . I bought a gift code for minecraft yesterday and I still don't have the code in my profile page . Is it normal ? it's more than 15 hours that I wait for the code .
#2497 [13:22] <lolz> Sry i cant help that i just bought mine by credit card
#2498 [13:23] <Olyval> and how long it took you to get the code ?
#2499 [13:23] <onix> I've downloaded the minecraft.exe, but when i try to login the application closes :(
#2500 [13:23] <TheNoodle> Before I say anything, is anyone helping in here atm?
#2501 [13:23] <onix> i dont think so
#2502 [13:23] <Olyval> looks like a no
#2503 [13:23] <TheNoodle> Okay.
#2504 [13:24] <onix> but... sometimes it helps just to get it off your chest XD
#2505 [13:24] <TheNoodle> Olyval: Check that the transaction was succesful with your credit card company.
#2506 [13:24] <lolz> I bought it once and it for some reason said i didnt buy it, so i waited a day and bought it again and it worked
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#2508 [13:24] <TheNoodle> If the transaction was complete then try the password recover section.
#2509 [13:24] <TheNoodle> could you tell me your minecraft username?
#2510 [13:24] <Olyval> I did it with paypal instant
#2511 [13:24] <Olyval> got the receipt yesterday
#2512 [13:25] <Olyval> but still nothing :S
#2513 [13:25] <lolz> Olyval, try this website...http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp
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#2515 [13:26] <TheNoodle> That is for minecraft gift codes from memory.
#2516 [13:26] <TheNoodle> Olyval: What is your minecraft username?
#2517 [13:26] <lolz> mine?
#2518 [13:26] <Olyval> I already have my minecraft . I just want my gift code to give it to my friend .
#2519 [13:26] <TheNoodle> Ohhhh
#2520 [13:26] <TheNoodle> Then log into your account, the gift codes will be listed there
#2521 [13:26] <Olyval> it's still not there :'(
#2522 [13:27] <TheNoodle> One moment :)
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#2524 [13:27] <lolz> did you check your email... it said it would be there
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#2526 [13:28] <Olyval> I have nothing .
#2527 [13:28] <Olyval> Just the receipt
#2528 [13:28] <FightFox> Hi there, any of you having lots of lag in bukkit server too?
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#2530 [13:28] <TheNoodle> FightFox try asking your question in #bukkit
#2531 [13:28] <FightFox> ok thnx ;)
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#2533 [13:30] <lolz> is there any one here?
#2534 [13:30] <TheNoodle> I am...
#2535 [13:30] <lolz> nvm i was just here... just want someone to help
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#2538 [13:31] <TheNoodle> Olyval: You're in a tricky situation, there isn't actually a support section for gift code fails, you're best bet is to actualy ask on twitter, mojang are all on there :p
#2539 [13:31] <TheNoodle> Lolz: whats your problem?
#2540 [13:31] <mib_flmh0i> ok i have a question
#2541 [13:31] <BuuGhost> Shoot!
#2542 [13:31] <TheNoodle> ^
#2543 [13:31] <CrusaderDeleters> ohai sinistrahd
#2544 [13:31] <Olyval> hmm
#2545 [13:31] <lolz> yes there is... olyval it says it may take up to two days to complete and give you the email
#2546 [13:32] <mib_flmh0i> i have a mac and i want to play the classic minecraft but it wont get past a black screen
#2547 [13:32] <Olyval> it's weird because they said I would get it almost instant in my profile tab .
#2548 [13:32] <TheNoodle> Lolz: that is not actually correct, if the transaction was succesful the gift code should be listed on his profile isntantly.
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#2550 [13:32] <mib_flmh0i> anything i can do?
#2551 [13:32] <TheNoodle> mib_flmh0i: do you have the latest version of java installed?
#2552 [13:33] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_flmh01 java/version
#2553 [13:33] <VoxelHead> mib_flmh01: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2554 [13:33] <mib_flmh0i> i believe so
#2555 [13:33] <VoxelHead> mib_flmh01: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2556 [13:33] <rcollier> i have a problem
#2557 [13:33] <Olyval> after 15 hours I think i should get my gift code in my profile page :S
#2558 [13:33] <lolz> thats wat it said on the support page
#2559 [13:33] <rcollier> my minecraft randomly crashes and i get an error message on my desktop in a text document
#2560 [13:33] <mib_flmh0i> it is updated to max already
#2561 [13:33] <mib_flmh0i> i dont know what else to do
#2562 [13:33] <TheNoodle> Lolz: if you're talking about the wait, you're not actually correct.
#2563 [13:33] <TheNoodle> "However you can view your gift code immediately after the purchase in your profile on"
#2564 [13:34] <TheNoodle> rcollier: post the message on pastebin.
#2565 [13:34] <Olyval> yeah this .
#2566 [13:34] <lolz> ohh ok just tryin to help
#2567 [13:34] <TheNoodle> ??> rcollier pastebin
#2568 [13:34] <VoxelHead> rcollier: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2569 [13:35] <mib_flmh0i> any other ideas?
#2570 [13:35] <Olyval> where can I go if i want help about this ?
#2571 [13:35] <TheNoodle> >>? mib_flmh0i mac/reinst
#2572 [13:35] <TheNoodle> derp
#2573 [13:36] <mib_flmh0i> ?
#2574 [13:36] <lolz> mib_flmh0i, have you tried to restart your computer
#2575 [13:36] <TheNoodle> ??> mib_flmh0i mac/reinst
#2576 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_flmh0i: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2577 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_flmh0i: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2578 [13:36] <TheNoodle> Olyval: Your best option is to go through the support section as if _you_ just bought the game.
#2579 [13:37] <Olyval> ok let me check
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#2581 [13:37] <xitkiller> @olyval http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crafting
#2582 [13:37] <mib_flmh0i> tnks ill try again
#2583 [13:38] <rcollier> http://pastebin.com/g0RwwcGD
#2584 [13:38] <rcollier> thats the error im getting
#2585 [13:38] <CrusaderDeleters> ff, when my father was installing windows, he skipped a few files >.>
#2586 [13:38] <TheNoodle> xitkiller: wth?
#2587 [13:39] <Olyval> lol
#2588 [13:39] <rcollier> thenoodle
#2589 [13:39] <rcollier> you get my link for pastebin
#2590 [13:39] <TheNoodle> I'm reading it now :p
#2591 [13:39] <rcollier> ohhh ok cheers
#2592 [13:39] <Olyval> how this page is supposed to help me lol
#2593 [13:39] <Olyval> xD
#2594 [13:39] <xitkiller> oh lol, my bad. didnt see he previous post
#2595 [13:40] <TheNoodle> xitkiller: You derp :p
#2596 [13:40] <BuuGhost> I'm like seeing "fire" to craft chain armor. how do you attain fire o-o
#2597 [13:41] <TheNoodle> Rcollier: uninstall java, then reinstall.
#2598 [13:41] <TheNoodle> Ghost: an inventory modifier or a server with op.
#2599 [13:41] <BuuGhost> Hmk
#2600 [13:41] <BuuGhost> kind of silly :$
#2601 [13:41] <TheNoodle> Not really.
#2602 [13:41] <TheNoodle> :p
#2603 [13:41] <BuuGhost> Invedit could just give you the item
#2604 [13:41] <BuuGhost> rather than the fire needed to craft it.
#2605 [13:42] <BuuGhost> same for server ops ^^
#2606 [13:42] <xitkiller> whats invedit?
#2607 [13:42] <BuuGhost> Edits your inventory
#2608 [13:42] <xitkiller> a mod?
#2609 [13:42] <BuuGhost> like gives you 64 blocks of dirt without you digging it.
#2610 [13:42] <BuuGhost> Yeah,
#2611 [13:42] <Olyval> I just don't see anything about my problem in the support page .
#2612 [13:43] <Olyval> do you know where i can contact them or something ?
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#2615 [13:43] <TheNoodle> Olyval: Like I said, treat it as if you had just bought the game.
#2616 [13:43] <mib_chrocw> i can't get onto the game, it worked the first week or 2 after purchasing it and now all i get is a black or white screen....can anyone help!!!!!?????
#2617 [13:44] <TheNoodle> Operating system?
#2618 [13:44] <mib_chrocw> windows 7
#2619 [13:44] <Calinou> ?? win/reinst
#2620 [13:44] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2621 [13:44] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2622 [13:44] <Calinou> this one is called 15 times a day
#2623 [13:44] <CrusaderDeleters> it is
#2624 [13:44] <TheNoodle> I know :p
#2625 [13:44] <Calinou> the win/reinst thingie
#2626 [13:45] <CrusaderDeleters> i've seen alot, even though i was on two hours yesterday
#2627 [13:45] <Calinou> this is not true, only delete "bin folder"
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#2629 [13:45] <CrusaderDeleters> you only have to delete the bin folder
#2630 [13:45] <TheNoodle> Anyway, I gotta go have fun guys.
#2631 [13:45] <CrusaderDeleters> cya
#2632 [13:45] <Calinou> bb
#2633 [13:45] <mib_chrocw> k ty i'll try that
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#2635 [13:45] <CrusaderDeleters> i gotta redownload everything after a virus stole my computer
#2636 [13:46] <rcollier> noodle i will try sorry i was looking at a video
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#2639 [13:47] <Calinou> uhh lol
#2640 [13:47] <CrusaderDeleters> heh
#2641 [13:47] <CrusaderDeleters> :P
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#2643 [13:47] <Calinou> how did he abused bots?
#2644 [13:47] <BuuGhost> Voxel, Are scripts like this allowed:
#2645 [13:47] <BuuGhost> I have been nickalerted 1433 times.
#2646 [13:47] <Calinou> he's a bot
#2647 [13:47] <BuuGhost> D:
#2648 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> voxel is a bot. It's not going to respond to you
#2649 [13:47] <BuuGhost> Well, can you tell me? ^^
#2650 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> As long as it can't be remotely triggered, and used to spam, it's fine
#2651 [13:48] <Olyval> Still nothing that can help me .
#2652 [13:48] <Calinou> Olyval: using any HD texture packs or mods?
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#2654 [13:49] <Olyval> im using dokucraft 32x
#2655 [13:49] <Olyval> anyway to contact them for my problem ?
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#2657 [13:51] <Flaming_Donut> hello i tired to install minecraft but when i do is says: (the registry refers to a non existent java runtime environment installation or the runtime is corrupted.)
#2658 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - You're buying a gift code, but haven't gotten it yet?
#2659 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Flaming_Donut - Try uninstalling java from your system, and reinstall it from java.com
#2660 [13:52] <Olyval> yeah
#2661 [13:52] <N00TER> Helpme! MC won´t launch! I click the .exe and nothing happens! I think my .minecraft map is broken after system recovery :S
#2662 [13:52] <Olyval> still don't have the code in my profile page after 16hours
#2663 [13:53] <Flaming_Donut> i don't have it where can i get it i thought i had it
#2664 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Have you confirmed that payment was actually made from your credit card/bank/payment institution
#2665 [13:53] <Olyval> yeah
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#2668 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Flaming_Donut - Www.java.com
#2669 [13:53] <Olyval> got the receipt from paypal .
#2670 [13:53] <KIngstitch1> i need assistance
#2671 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - And you went to the account that you used to pay with, on minecraft.net, and there's no gift code listed on the profile page?
#2672 [13:54] <Olyval> yup
#2673 [13:54] <KIngstitch1> i have a new macbook pro and i wanted to play minecraft classic but everytime i click on single player and it loads up i keep getting this trust warning varification but after i click run it stops loading. i can hear things when i press keys but no video
#2674 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Then, could you go to - http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2675 [13:54] <KIngstitch1> everything is up to date and i tried deleting the resources folder
#2676 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Use Account -> premium
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#2678 [13:55] <KIngstitch1> what is going on!
#2679 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> Olyval - Fill out the form there to contact Mojang after checking off the boxes there
#2680 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> KIngstitch1 patience.
#2681 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> KIngstitch1 patience
#2682 [13:55] <VoxelHead> KIngstitch1: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2683 [13:55] <VoxelHead> KIngstitch1: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
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#2685 [13:56] <Olyval> ok
#2686 [13:56] <zVzIQuad> Hello
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#2689 [13:56] <zVzIQuad> My minecraft keeps on crashing
#2690 [13:56] <N00TER> Helpme! MC won´t launch! I click the .exe and nothing happens! I think my .minecraft map is broken after system recovery :S
#2691 [13:56] <KIngstitch1> er. i have plenty of patience i just finished...sigh never mind
#2692 [13:57] <rcollier> how do i uninstall java
#2693 [13:57] <zVzIQuad> My Minecraft Launcher keeps on crashing, due to memory
#2694 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - How much RAM do you have on your system?
#2695 [13:57] <N00TER> 6GB
#2696 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> rcollier - Depends on what operating system you're on
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#2698 [13:57] <zVzIQuad> I have 4 GBs of Ram
#2699 [13:57] <zVzIQuad> tRAM
#2700 [13:57] <rcollier> windows 7 64 bit
#2701 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Try going to %appdata% and deleting everything inside the .minecraft folder except for saves, then try running minecraft again
#2702 [13:57] <N00TER> Oke,
#2703 [13:57] <zVzIQuad> i have Windows 7 Home Premium
#2704 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> rcollier - Start -> control panel -> remove a program
#2705 [13:58] <N00TER> I,ll let you know if it worked
#2706 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> 64 bit
#2707 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> Grey
#2708 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> My Minecraft keeps on crashing due to Memory loss
#2709 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> Idk why
#2710 [13:58] <rcollier> there are 3 java files
#2711 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - if you're getting an out of memory error, then there's nothing you can really do about it, except wait for a new update
#2712 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> rcollier - Remove them all, then reinstall it from java.com
#2713 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> I used play like 24/7 with no problems
#2714 [13:58] <zVzIQuad> before
#2715 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - Was a new "feature" that was added to 1.6
#2716 [13:59] <zVzIQuad> Force update
#2717 [13:59] <rcollier> are you sure to uninstall
#2718 [13:59] <rcollier> it
#2719 [13:59] <rcollier> is this safe?
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#2722 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> rcollier - Yes
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#2724 [14:00] <Flaming_Donut> when i was downloading java it said download failed
#2725 [14:00] <N00TER> GreyVulpine, It didnt work mate. The .minecraft stays empty after clicking the minecraft.exe
#2726 [14:00] <saladofstones> hello, could I get help with aether mod here? It doesn't work for me and I followed its instructions
#2727 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> saladofstones - This isn't the channel for mod questions, try #risucraft
#2728 [14:01] <Tarridon> modloader?
#2729 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Do you have java installed?
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#2731 [14:01] <mchugh21> how do i register my nickname to talk
#2732 [14:01] <rcollier> n00ter open launcher then click options then force update then login
#2733 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> ??> mchugh21 irc
#2734 [14:01] <VoxelHead> mchugh21: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#2735 [14:01] <VoxelHead> mchugh21: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#2736 [14:01] <mchugh21> yes
#2737 [14:01] <N00TER> Jep. GreyVulpine, V6 update 26
#2738 [14:02] <zVzIQuad> Grey I still have crashes
#2739 [14:02] <N00TER> rcollier, Minecraft doesnt launch. It doesn pop up
#2740 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Could you please follow these instructions, when you're done, it'l launch a command prompt window which will hopefully have errors that we can work with: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2741 [14:02] <zVzIQuad> even when I do force updates
#2742 [14:02] <TheHunger> zVziQuad, what type of crashes are they?
#2743 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - Nothing we can do here
#2744 [14:02] <N00TER> GreyVulpine, oke. Will let ya know
#2745 [14:02] <zVzIQuad> The Launcher jsut exits out
#2746 [14:02] <zVzIQuad> just
#2747 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> with no warning
#2748 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> The "Out of Memory" error was a new "Feature" that was added in 1.6
#2749 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> just close
#2750 [14:03] <N00TER> GreyVulpine Btw, i got a huge error i nthe browser version
#2751 [14:03] <TheHunger> No black or dirt screen?
#2752 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> The out of Memory one happened once
#2753 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - Do you get any error reports? Any files that are named hs_err_pid?
#2754 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> and No
#2755 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> yes
#2756 [14:03] <zVzIQuad> everytime
#2757 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> Could you please share them via www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#2758 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> Please give us the latest one.
#2759 [14:05] <zVzIQuad> http://pastebin.com/eBAMVHZU
#2760 [14:05] <N00TER> C:\Users\Lid van de Familie\Desktop\mc1>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/Launche rFrame Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: net.minecraft.LauncherFrame at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(Unknown Source) at java.security.AccessC
#2761 [14:06] <N00TER> GreyVulpine thats the one i get
#2762 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Did you download minecraft.jar?
#2763 [14:06] <zVzIQuad> Grey Me?
#2764 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> no, N00TER.
#2765 [14:06] <N00TER> Ah shit! Ty :D
#2766 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - One moment
#2767 [14:06] <zVzIQuad> ok
#2768 [14:06] <N00TER> Silly me, let ya know!
#2769 [14:06] <rcollier> ive installed it now what
#2770 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - Please update your nvidia video drivers from http://www.nvidia.com
#2771 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what video card you have?
#2772 [14:07] <TheHunger> rcollier, what is the problem? Sorry, I just entered chat.
#2773 [14:07] <N00TER> C:\Users\Lid van de Familie\Desktop\mc1>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.a(DashoA13*..) at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.<init>(DashoA13*..) at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.getInstance(DashoA13*..)
#2774 [14:07] <N00TER> Tadaa
#2775 [14:08] <Flaming_Donut> greyvulpine when i download java it keeps saying download fail affter a while
#2776 [14:08] <N00TER> ah wrong copy
#2777 [14:08] <N00TER> C:\Users\Lid van de Familie\Desktop\mc1>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.a(DashoA13*..) at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.<init>(DashoA13*..) at javax.crypto.SecretKeyFactory.getInstance(DashoA13*..)
#2778 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Would be better if you pasted it at www.pastebin.com and gave us the address
#2779 [14:08] <N00TER> oke
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#2781 [14:09] <rcollier> err well greyvulpine was telling me but i dont know where hes gone
#2782 [14:09] <jake1> hello
#2783 [14:09] <N00TER> GreyVulpine -> http://pastebin.com/UFvQPwZ5
#2784 [14:09] <TheHunger> Grey is here, rcollier.
#2785 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> I'm a little busy, in case you didn't notice.
#2786 [14:10] <rcollier> yeah i know but im nearly done
#2787 [14:10] <TheHunger> I might be able to help you.
#2788 [14:10] <rcollier> ok
#2789 [14:10] <jake1> java won't work
#2790 [14:10] <rcollier> grey told me to uninstall and reinstall java because my minecraft randomly crashes
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#2792 [14:11] <TheHunger> rcollier: What is the error on crash?
#2793 [14:11] <jake1> no, mine is the newest java, and the newest os, its a compatibility issue i think
#2794 [14:11] <rcollier> http://pastebin.com/g0RwwcGD
#2795 [14:11] <rcollier> thats it
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#2797 [14:12] <jake1> i have mac :/
#2798 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Have you done a full uninstall/reinstall of java/
#2799 [14:13] <N00TER> Jep, want me to do it again?
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#2801 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> Try uninstalling java with:
#2802 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> ??> N00TER win/javara
#2803 [14:13] <VoxelHead> N00TER: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2804 [14:13] <TheHunger> rcollier: I believe that is an error with java, I recommend reinstalling. But I gather that you've done that.
#2805 [14:13] <VoxelHead> N00TER: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2806 [14:13] <rcollier> yh just done it
#2807 [14:13] <N00TER> Ok, let ja know
#2808 [14:14] <rcollier> downloaded the update 26 or something from java.com
#2809 [14:14] <TheHunger> rcollier: And minecraft still crashes?
#2810 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> rcollier - Still says you're using update 25 via your error report
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#2812 [14:14] <Triggerdusk> anyone playing in the aether?
#2813 [14:14] <zVzIQuad> Grey anything?
#2814 [14:15] <rcollier> yeah ive just updated
#2815 [14:15] <Triggerdusk> howdy grey long time no see
#2816 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> [02:06.47pm] <@GreyVulpine> zVzIQuad - Please update your nvidia video drivers from http://www.nvidia.com
#2817 [14:15] <rcollier> thats an old error report before i updated
#2818 [14:15] <TheHunger> rcollier: Give us the newest one.
#2819 [14:16] <rcollier> i dont have one
#2820 [14:16] <zVzIQuad> OK
#2821 [14:16] <rcollier> it hasnt done it yet (that is if it isnt fixed)
#2822 [14:16] <Triggerdusk> xales? Grey?
#2823 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> xales is taking an extended leave, hasn't been here for a few weeks
#2824 [14:17] <Triggerdusk> awww shame well maybe then you could help bud
#2825 [14:17] <Triggerdusk> you have the aether mod?
#2826 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> With?
#2827 [14:17] <N00TER> GreyVulpine, i did remove all the old versions and search for updates, i had the latest one already installed on my pc
#2828 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#2829 [14:17] <Triggerdusk> ah ok never mind
#2830 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Perhaps try the javara utility I linked you
#2831 [14:18] <TheHunger> rcollier: Since you've reinstalled java to the latest version, have you ran minecraft?
#2832 [14:18] <N00TER> I used that one to del old files and check for updates :S
#2833 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> Ah
#2834 [14:21] <Flaming_Donut> i can't download java so i can install minecraft please help
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#2836 [14:22] <N00TER> Is it just hopeless? :D
#2837 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> N00TER - Sec, your computer isn't able to set up an secure connection, trying to read the error report here..
#2838 [14:23] <rcollier> yes on it now
#2839 [14:23] <rcollier> i will tell you if it does it
#2840 [14:23] <Flaming_Donut> each time i try to download java it says download failed
#2841 [14:23] <rcollier> thanks to all of you who helped me :)
#2842 [14:24] <N00TER> oke
#2843 [14:24] <TheHunger> Flaming_Donut: This may be silly of me asking, but are you connected to a stable network?
#2844 [14:24] <Flaming_Donut> deine stable like:
#2845 [14:24] <Flaming_Donut> define
#2846 [14:25] <TheHunger> Flaming_Donut: Well, your download could be interrupted by an issue in your network.
#2847 [14:25] <Flaming_Donut> yeah im connected to a stable network
#2848 [14:26] <TheHunger> Flaming_Donut: Are you downloading via the online install method, or the offline install method?
#2849 [14:27] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, hmm. N00TER, everything points to a crappy java install..
#2850 [14:27] <Flaming_Donut> i don't really know i'm not the best with computers so i don' know what that means
#2851 [14:28] <N00TER> GreyVulpine okey, i will just delete it @ config screen and reinstall again.
#2852 [14:28] <N00TER> Maybe it´ll work this time.
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#2854 [14:30] <TheHunger> Flaming_Donut: Visit this link and try the windows offline http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
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#2856 [14:31] <miniman> hello
#2857 [14:31] <N00TER> GreyVulpine, can i just keep on clicking next or do i have to adjust things?
#2858 [14:32] <N00TER> GreyVulpine It indeed failed.
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#2861 [14:33] <N00TER> trying the manual one now
#2862 [14:34] <s1eepy> i'm having a problem logging into the forums. i'm hoping someone here can help me.
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#2865 [14:34] <N00TER> Wrong pass?
#2866 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> s1eepy - Try #minecraftforums
#2867 [14:34] <N00TER> Just kidding :P
#2868 [14:35] <s1eepy> it seems to be an issue with the curse database. i try to do a password reset and it tells me that my email is not in the database. when i go to register a new account it tells me that my email is already in use.
#2869 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, we don't assist with the forums here..
#2870 [14:35] <N00TER> Well use another mail adress mate, problem solved.
#2871 [14:35] <N00TER> :)
#2872 [14:36] <TheHunger> s1eepy: Go to the forum chat, you might be able to find better help there.
#2873 [14:36] <s1eepy> just jumped over
#2874 [14:36] <s1eepy> thanks for the point
#2875 [14:37] <s1eepy> i'd rather not have to make another email though
#2876 [14:37] <s1eepy> or another forum account for that matter
#2877 [14:37] <s1eepy> esp when i can do a search and plainly see that my old one is still active
#2878 [14:38] <N00TER> I believ its working GreyVulpine.
#2879 [14:38] <N00TER> And if so i got to thank you so darn much!
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#2881 [14:39] <s1eepy> the forums channel appears to be totally inactive
#2882 [14:40] <TheNoodle> Its still the best place to ask for your account problems.
#2883 [14:40] <TheHunger> s1eepy: You may not have connected to the correct channel?
#2884 [14:40] <N00TER> GreyVulpine omgomg, Ty sooo very much! tytyty! Love u!
#2885 [14:40] <s1eepy> i did. there are just no active users
#2886 [14:40] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2886 [14:40] <s1eepy> everyone is idle
#2887 [14:40] <GreyVulpine> There's nothing we can do about forum problems here.
#2888 [14:40] <s1eepy> is there an email address i can send a support ticket to?
#2889 [14:40] <TheHunger> s1eepy: We're not the forum support.
#2890 [14:41] <s1eepy> i know that
#2891 [14:41] <s1eepy> but i don't want to sit around in the forum channel all day hoping that someone actually checks it.
#2892 [14:42] <s1eepy> i'll ask again; is there any form of support that i can contact via email?
#2893 [14:42] <Morrolan> No.
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#2895 [14:42] <Morrolan> There is a reason they decided against a mail I guess. ;)
#2896 [14:43] <Angrycheese> i destroyed a spawner and when i try to open the chests in it my game crashes what do i do?
#2897 [14:44] <Morrolan> Could be that the contents of this chest is somehow messed up. Just leave this chest.
#2898 [14:44] <TheHunger> Angrycheese: Can you open chests in other areas without crashing?
#2899 [14:44] <Angrycheese> yes
#2900 [14:44] <Morrolan> (I'd advise you NOT to destroy it btw, who knows what might happen then)
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#2902 [14:44] <Angrycheese> ok
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#2904 [14:44] <Angrycheese> so just leve them?
#2905 [14:45] <Angrycheese> it will say saving chunks and then black screen
#2906 [14:45] <Morrolan> Yea, that'll be the best and easiest solution I guess.
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#2908 [14:45] <Angrycheese> in both chests
#2909 [14:45] <Morrolan> You could also remove this chest using a mapeditor I guess, if they bother you too much.
#2910 [14:45] <Angrycheese> i'm going to check if it is all chests or not
#2911 [14:45] <Morrolan> But I'm not sure whether it's possible to fix them.
#2912 [14:45] <Morrolan> Ok.
#2913 [14:45] <s1eepy> have you tried breaking the chest?
#2914 [14:46] <Morrolan> Well, if all chests are bugged then we'll have to find a way to fix it ofc.
#2915 [14:46] <TheHunger> Angrycheese: Easiest, but not satisfying. Upload the latest error report to www.pastebin.com and post the link here.
#2916 [14:46] <Angrycheese> it didn't give me an error report
#2917 [14:46] <Morrolan> s1eepy: I'd rather not, if it's an invalid item ID, who knows what happens if you break and therefore spawn it.
#2918 [14:46] <mik_tnnr> I have a billing question
#2919 [14:46] <mik_tnnr> who can I ask
#2920 [14:46] <Morrolan> mik_tnnr: Shoot.
#2921 [14:46] <saladofstones> okay I fixed it
#2922 [14:46] <Angrycheese> the window just blackscreens
#2923 [14:46] <saladofstones> evidently I had to reinstall modloader
#2924 [14:46] <saladofstones> even though I already had it
#2925 [14:47] <mik_tnnr> I attempted to register my son with my credit card three times, each time it said that I was denied and the transaction would not happen
#2926 [14:47] <TheHunger> Angrycheese: I think i've had this problem. Are you using mcpatcher to allow for high def. texture packs?
#2927 [14:47] <Morrolan> mik_tnnr: Suggest you use another payment option. For example you can pay through PayPal using your credit card.
#2928 [14:47] <Angrycheese> i don'y have any texture packs on at the moment so i don't think so
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#2930 [14:48] <Morrolan> PayPal will then just be the 'middleman' for the transaction.
#2931 [14:48] <TheHunger> mik_tnnr: The card type may not be accepted.
#2932 [14:48] <mik_tnnr> But in my bank account, it's holding the amount 3 times as pending and we still can't access
#2933 [14:48] <mik_tnnr> I can do Paypal, but what about the pending transactions now sitting in my acct? Will they go away, and if so, when?
#2934 [14:48] <Morrolan> Hmm, in this case I suggest you dispute these three held amounts and pay through PayPal.
#2935 [14:48] <Morrolan> Depends on your bank I guess, you could call them just to make sure.
#2936 [14:49] <mik_tnnr> they said the merchant needs to release the auth, not them
#2937 [14:49] <TheHunger> mik_tnnr: They should go away if the transaction was denied.
#2938 [14:49] <mik_tnnr> when?
#2939 [14:49] <mik_tnnr> it's holding $60 as pending
#2940 [14:49] <Angrycheese> there aren't any chests other tha the ones in the spawn room that world
#2941 [14:49] <Morrolan> In this case you can (if it doesn't go away by itself) dispute the payment with your bank.
#2942 [14:50] <mik_tnnr> OK, thanks
#2943 [14:50] <TheHunger> mik_tnnr: The merchant did deny the transaction if the minecraft website gave you a message that the transaction was denied.
#2944 [14:50] <Morrolan> Angrycheese: Well, just craft and place one I guess.
#2945 [14:50] <Angrycheese> ok
#2946 [14:51] <Angrycheese> i can open the empty one i just crafted...
#2947 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Angrycheese - Most likely, it's the cause of a modded item inside the chest that's causing the crash
#2948 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> if you don't have the mod installed anymore, minecraft crashes because it's an undefined item
#2949 [14:52] <Angrycheese> it's two seperate chests
#2950 [14:52] <Angrycheese> oh
#2951 [14:52] <Angrycheese> ok
#2952 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> You can remove the chests forceably via a map editor like MCedit, if you really don't want it
#2953 [14:53] <Angrycheese> let me try to reinstall them then i guess...
#2954 [14:53] <Morrolan> Yea, don't destroy that chest ingame then, who knows what might happen. :D
#2955 [14:53] <Sinistrahd> mods certainly cause a lot of headaches
#2956 [14:53] <Morrolan> Or yea, reinstalling the mods woudl work too.
#2957 [14:53] <Angrycheese> ya
#2958 [14:53] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: Could be worse I guess.
#2959 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> Is it well-known that zombe's modpack can prevent you from logging in if you enable cheat mode in it? I discovered that last night when I was messing with the ore-finder to see how it worked.
#2960 [14:55] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: Logging into the game, or a server?
#2961 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> I'm glad that's the case, can't imagine how badly ore-finder could ruin a server economy, but wasn't aware of it before then
#2962 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> just into the game
#2963 [14:56] <Morrolan> Not that I know of.
#2964 [14:56] <Sinistrahd> I had to play offline when I uncommented cheat mode in the config
#2965 [14:56] <Sinistrahd> recommented it and logins resumed working fine
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#2967 [14:56] <Morrolan> And yes, as a server owner you have to take action against people using especially the x-ray mod, but also one of zombe's mods.
#2968 [14:56] <Morrolan> There are quite a few plugins who do great work though.
#2969 [14:56] <TheHunger> Sinistrahd: That feature is most likely meant to protect servers.
#2970 [14:57] <Sinistrahd> glad it's in place :) Yeah I had my ops install flymod (all 2 of em)
#2971 [14:57] <Angrycheese> ok reinstaling the mod fixed the crash!
#2972 [14:58] <Angrycheese> :)
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#2974 [14:58] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2974 [14:58] <Morrolan> Well, it's not that this 'protection' really stops people from using it, after all it's opensource, meaning everyone can just remove this protection without any hassle.
#2975 [14:58] <Sinistrahd> magic carpet and similar server side mods to allow "flying" just took up too much system resources with generating and destroying all that glass and glowstone
#2976 [14:58] <Angrycheese> thank you guys VERY much
#2977 [14:58] <Morrolan> It's certainly nice from <insert_modder's_name_here> though that he provides this basic protection.
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#2980 [15:00] <Morrolan> Oh, GreyVulpine before I forget, how did that reviewer think our channel was after my quick exit?
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#2982 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> No idea who that was, and didn't really care
#2983 [15:00] <Morrolan> ^^
#2984 [15:00] <Morrolan> Had to leave quickly, else I might have started shouting around. ;)
#2985 [15:01] <tyteen4a03> reviewer?
#2986 [15:01] <Morrolan> Pff, some guy had asked us about three dozen questions.
#2987 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Some guy hopped on, asked questions he already knew the answer to, to "test" us
#2988 [15:01] <Morrolan> Saying that he 'tests us and might or might not write a review'
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#2990 [15:02] <tyteen4a03> hm, can't find the log for that
#2991 [15:02] <tyteen4a03> when did he arrive?
#2992 [15:02] <Morrolan> Like, 24 horus ago maybee?
#2993 [15:02] <Morrolan> hours*
#2994 [15:03] <Morrolan> maybe*
#2995 [15:03] <tyteen4a03> ok
#2996 [15:03] <aikaramba> why would server loose content?
#2997 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> aikaramba many possible reasons, PC crash, bad RAM, hard drive errors, etc...
#2998 [15:04] <aikaramba> hmm
#2999 [15:04] <aikaramba> after shutdown
#3000 [15:04] <aikaramba> server restart
#3001 [15:04] <aikaramba> when entering again
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#3003 [15:04] <aikaramba> recent content is not present
#3004 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> could've been some corrupted chunks regenerated
#3005 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> perhaps saving was turned off
#3006 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> I had a few chunks do that on mine
#3007 [15:05] <aikaramba> unlikely
#3008 [15:05] <aikaramba> they have old content
#3009 [15:05] <aikaramba> they are not completely "blank"
#3010 [15:05] <Sinistrahd> saving can be turned off at any time, simple op command
#3011 [15:05] <Sinistrahd> it doesn't unsave old stuff, just stops saving new stuff
#3012 [15:05] <Sinistrahd> use it to do experimental stuff or have a TNT spree
#3013 [15:06] <aikaramba> ahh
#3014 [15:06] <aikaramba> hmm
#3015 [15:07] <jake1> need a web browser that will make mc work
#3016 [15:07] <aikaramba> Sinistrahd, how is that command called?
#3017 [15:07] <mib_qa76lg> hey listen i was trying to install toomayitems mod on the recent update ...it wouldnt work and i tried to delete the bin and force still didnt work .... i then accidentaly deleted the entire minecraft pack all but the saves somehow and now i cant download MC again.... what can i do?
#3018 [15:07] <Sinistrahd> aikaramba save-off I think
#3019 [15:07] <Sinistrahd> I'll start up my server and look
#3020 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> yeah, it's save-off
#3021 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> it's save-on to enable saving
#3022 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> and save-all to force a save
#3023 [15:08] <jake1> i need a web browser :(
#3024 [15:08] <Sinistrahd> I used to always input save-all before stopping the server
#3025 [15:08] <aikaramba> thanks
#3026 [15:08] <Sinistrahd> jake1: firefox or chrome
#3027 [15:09] <mib_qa76lg> o.o
#3028 [15:09] <aikaramba> could it be that some mod/plugin automatically toggles this command
#3029 [15:09] <aikaramba> and messes up its state
#3030 [15:09] <jake1> chrome shows black, so i guess i'll try firefox, then if that doesn't work i'll wait for the xbox release
#3031 [15:09] <aikaramba> :D
#3032 [15:09] <Sinistrahd> jake1 update your java and video drivers
#3033 [15:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Did you purchase a premium account?
#3034 [15:09] <mib_qa76lg> yes
#3035 [15:09] <Sinistrahd> and also jake1
#3036 [15:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - And what error do you get when you try to log into the launcher?
#3037 [15:10] <Sinistrahd> ??> jake1 win/reinst
#3038 [15:10] <VoxelHead> jake1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3039 [15:10] <VoxelHead> jake1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3040 [15:10] <jake1> mac
#3041 [15:10] <Sinistrahd> oh ok
#3042 [15:10] <jake1> not windows
#3043 [15:10] <mib_qa76lg> i did what vox said to do but it wont run
#3044 [15:10] <Sinistrahd> ??> jake1 mac/reinst
#3045 [15:10] <VoxelHead> jake1: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3046 [15:10] <VoxelHead> jake1: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3047 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - What happens when you try to run it?
#3048 [15:11] <mib_qa76lg> it says unable to run not downloaded
#3049 [15:11] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine just so you know, Library is hidden on Lion
#3050 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> Oh joy
#3051 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> ~/.Library/?
#3052 [15:11] <Sinistrahd> yay progress
#3053 [15:11] <AG_Scott> mhm
#3054 [15:11] <AG_Scott> I had to unhide it
#3055 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - What does it say, next to "Not downloaded"?
#3056 [15:12] <mib_qa76lg> yea
#3057 [15:12] <AG_Scott> "chflags nohidden ~/Library" - that'll take care of it
#3058 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - What does it say, next to "Not downloaded"?
#3059 [15:13] <mib_qa76lg> one sec
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#3062 [15:16] <mib_qa76lg> ok i try and log in it says login failed the play offline is disabled and under it it says [not downloaded] and thats not it
#3063 [15:16] <mib_qa76lg> wait thats it...
#3064 [15:16] <HEWPPWEEZ> CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? my minecraft launcher will not connect to the internet...
#3065 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> Login Failed, means the username/password is incorrect. Try resetting the password through http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3066 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - What error is it giving you?
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#3068 [15:17] <HEWPPWEEZ> it says failed to connect... even when i entered all info correctly
#3069 [15:17] <jake1> i'm actually gonna try to build the run files myself
#3070 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - I'm sorry, "Failed to connect"?
#3071 [15:18] <mib_qa76lg> is there a way to just restore the mc files like the bin and all that?
#3072 [15:18] <HEWPPWEEZ> YES
#3073 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Yes, delete the bin folder, it'll redownload it the next time you log in
#3074 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Via your browser? Or your downloaded client?
#3075 [15:19] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, downloaded launcher
#3076 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Are you able to go to http://www.minecraft.net via your browser?
#3077 [15:19] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, yes
#3078 [15:19] <mib_qa76lg> GreyVulpine-cant....it wont login....i deleted the entire mc file in the app data thing....all but the saves
#3079 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - By "Unable to connect", you mean "Can't connect to minecraft.net"?
#3080 [15:20] <HEWPPWEEZ> do in browser
#3081 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Again, Login Failed, means the username/password is incorrect. Try resetting the password through http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3082 [15:20] <HEWPPWEEZ> mib_qa76lg, do like u r gonna play in browser
#3083 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - By "Unable to connect", you mean "Can't connect to minecraft.net"?
#3084 [15:21] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, yes... sry 4 confusion...O.O
#3085 [15:21] <aikaramba> Sinistrahd, is it mandatory yo use save-all before each shutdown
#3086 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - What operating system are you on?
#3087 [15:21] <Sinistrahd> no
#3088 [15:21] <aikaramba> seems like save-on doesnt help
#3089 [15:21] <AG_Scott> aikaramba it will save on shutdown I believe.
#3090 [15:22] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, windows xp, 32bit
#3091 [15:22] <Sinistrahd> stopping the server generally saves your world but if saves are off it wouldn't
#3092 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Has it ever worked before?
#3093 [15:22] <HEWPPWEEZ> only the first time i ever used it after that, no
#3094 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - First thing to check, is your system time and date correct?
#3095 [15:23] <mib_qa76lg> how to i redownload the entire game??
#3096 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Again, Login Failed, means the username/password is incorrect. Try resetting the password through http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3097 [15:23] <mib_qa76lg> im doing that
#3098 [15:23] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, they are correct
#3099 [15:23] <jake1> not working :(
#3100 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> jake1 I cna't help beyond that for mac stuff
#3101 [15:24] <aikaramba> AG_Scott, looks like its mandatory
#3102 [15:24] <aikaramba> without it but with save on
#3103 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> Hopefully someone else is more mac proficient
#3104 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Second thing to check, does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#3105 [15:24] <aikaramba> it still didnt save
#3106 [15:24] <aikaramba> with save all everything remained intact
#3107 [15:24] <aikaramba> were still looking into it..
#3108 [15:24] <aikaramba> o_0
#3109 [15:24] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, no
#3110 [15:25] <Sinistrahd> aikaramba problem with that is unexpected server drops
#3111 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Then you have some sort of security software or firewall blocking minecraft from communicating with the outside.
#3112 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - What antivirus, or security suite software do you run?
#3113 [15:25] <AG_Scott> jake1: What version of OS X do you have?
#3114 [15:25] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, i allowed it on all networks
#3115 [15:25] <jake1> lion
#3116 [15:25] <AG_Scott> Have you installed Java?
#3117 [15:25] <jake1> 10.7
#3118 [15:25] <jake1> yes
#3119 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Try disabling the firewall altogether, and trying minecraft
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#3121 [15:26] <AG_Scott> It no longer comes installed with Mac OS X.
#3122 [15:26] <funkeymunkeys> HELP ME
#3123 [15:26] <VoxelHead> Look, funkeymunkeys, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3124 [15:26] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, ok... i dont see how it might help, but ill give it a try brb
#3125 [15:26] <funkeymunkeys> I AM BORED TO DEATH
#3126 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> !k funkeymunkeys
#3127 [15:26] <AG_Scott> Okay jake1: What error do you get?
#3128 [15:26] <mib_qa76lg> were do i put the tomanyitems mod?
#3129 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> !k funkeymunkeys
#3130 [15:26] * GreyBot kicked funkeymunkeys from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:710>)
#3131 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Can you log in now? Do you get the bin folder?
#3132 [15:27] <jake1> black screen
#3133 [15:27] <mib_qa76lg> yup
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#3135 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Then you'll want to open up %appdata%/.minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar using a compression program of your choice
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#3137 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Place the files in there.
#3138 [15:27] <gotkicked> kicking me from the chanel does not help my bordum :/
#3139 [15:28] * Kealper kicked gotkicked from #minecrafthelp (Reason: gotkickedagain)
#3140 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> damnit Kealper
#3141 [15:28] <CommanderSick> hi
#3142 [15:28] * Kealper was waiting for that
#3142 [15:28] * GreyVulpine shakes fist
#3142 [15:28] <mib_qa76lg> do i need a compression program?
#3143 [15:28] <jake1> black screen of death, no error
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#3145 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - Yes
#3146 [15:28] <CommanderSick> any germans here??
#3147 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Nein
#3148 [15:28] <mib_qa76lg> got one thats easy to install?
#3149 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_qa76lg - All mods are like that.
#3150 [15:29] <mib_qa76lg> ok
#3151 [15:29] <kickedagain> ive been staring at the computer screen watching computer generatied cars evolve for 2 hours :/ boxcar2d.com
#3152 [15:29] * Kealper kicked kickedagain from #minecrafthelp (Reason: kickedagainagain)
#3153 [15:29] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, GreyVulpine it did not work, it still says "can't connect to Minecraft.net"
#3154 [15:29] <Sinistrahd> advertising? time to add a ban to your kicks
#3155 [15:29] <Kealper> one step ahead of you
#3156 [15:30] * Kealper already has the reason in his clipboard, with a return so it autosends it after pasting
#3156 [15:30] <Sinistrahd> nice
#3157 [15:30] <jake1> i wish they had beta minecraft for mac,
#3158 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> jake1 - they do
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#3160 [15:30] <BuuGhost> Lool
#3161 [15:30] * Kealper kicked KICK-me-again-and-ill-rip-your from #minecrafthelp (Reason: bannedthistime)
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#3163 [15:30] <jake1> no i mean in download, not web
#3164 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> They do.
#3165 [15:30] <BuuGhost> Hm, i tought they didnt do Vhosts,
#3166 [15:30] * BuuGhost points at Uraghak
#3166 [15:30] <BuuGhost> D:
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#3168 [15:30] <GreyVulpine> They don't do vhosts
#3169 [15:30] <jake1> beta? how?
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#3171 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3172 [15:31] <Kealper> BuuGhost: they don't, his reverse DNS lookup actually goes to that address
#3173 [15:31] <BuuGhost> Ah.
#3174 [15:31] <CommanderSick> need help with minecraft payment
#3175 [15:31] <Kealper> BuuGhost: /whois Kealper :P
#3176 [15:31] <Excal1bur> Greetings
#3177 [15:31] <BuuGhost> Looked like a vhost to me :<
#3178 [15:31] <Excal1bur> Its me again
#3179 [15:31] <BuuGhost> Ooh, Kealper = Xales?
#3180 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Are you sure you disabled the firewall altogether?
#3181 [15:31] <Kealper> no, just hijacking his server
#3182 [15:31] <BuuGhost> I've seen some interesting threads on the forums about him :<
#3183 [15:32] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, yes im sure
#3184 [15:32] <Kealper> he can be an....interesting character...lol
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#3186 [15:32] <Excal1bur> Somebody want help?
#3187 [15:32] <BuuGhost> Nope, just scripting
#3188 [15:32] <Tarridon> I need some halp:)
#3189 [15:32] <jake1> thats just the new mc, i'm talking about the outdated
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#3191 [15:32] <CommanderSick> lol nice support i´ll use the money for something else pfffff
#3192 [15:32] <Kealper> ok, that was my fun for the day...i'm afk to go help with the county 4H fair again
#3193 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> jake1 - Beta is the new mc
#3194 [15:33] <Sinistrahd> you don't ever get a guy trolling in here who goes by "prosper" or "cake", do you?
#3195 [15:33] <BuuGhost> You know where the door is CommanderSick
#3196 [15:33] <Excal1bur> Okay, i post my Problem
#3197 [15:33] <Excal1bur> A Friend boght today Minecraft via Paypal
#3198 [15:33] <Excal1bur> But
#3199 [15:33] <Sinistrahd> CommanderSick what do you need help with? the helpers here are volunteers not mojang employees
#3200 [15:33] <Excal1bur> Every Time, when he want to start, Minecraft quits und shows the Message "No Server found"
#3201 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - Either one of three things is happening with "Can't connect to minecraft.net", Your computer's time/date is off, which makes minecraft unable to make an SSL connection; your computer's username has a ! mark in it, which messes with Java; or your security software is blocking java/minecraft
#3202 [15:33] <Excal1bur> Singleplayer AND Multiplayer
#3203 [15:34] <CommanderSick> then they could say that...but nobody even notice me
#3204 [15:34] <CommanderSick> i got problems with payment via mastercard
#3205 [15:35] <CommanderSick> could we talk via pm???
#3206 [15:35] <Excal1bur> You mean me?
#3207 [15:35] <Sinistrahd> Sure but we can't do a lot for payment issues
#3208 [15:35] <Sinistrahd> and don't provide any info to anyone here
#3209 [15:35] <Tarridon> Stick i reccomend making a paypal account and wiring it through there.
#3210 [15:35] <CommanderSick> just informations
#3211 [15:35] <Excal1bur> The Porblem isnt the Payment
#3212 [15:35] <Tarridon> recommend*
#3213 [15:35] <jake1> it says i'm not a premium user :( i want free one not new one :/
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#3215 [15:36] <Excal1bur> He recived a Confimation-Mail
#3216 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> jake1 - There's no official download for the free classic version of minecraft
#3217 [15:36] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, i just syced time imma try again...brb
#3218 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> Beta is the new, premium, paid for minecraft
#3219 [15:37] <jake1> ok, i guess i'll wait until notch updates the java thingy or something
#3220 [15:37] <Sinistrahd> ok commandersick so what's the issue with payment you're having?
#3221 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> Classic's been discontinued in development. Mojang no longer is working on it jake1.
#3222 [15:37] <jake1> damn, then i guess, idk
#3223 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> jake1 - If you want to yell at somebody, yell at Apple for dropping the ball on java for your operating system
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#3225 [15:38] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, says same thing still... MINECRAFT HATES MEEEEE..........
#3226 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> HEWPPWEEZ - What security software do you use?
#3227 [15:38] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, avg
#3228 [15:38] <Excal1bur> Somebody who want help me?
#3229 [15:38] <GreyVulpine> The antivirus, or the complete security suite?
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#3231 [15:41] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, antivirus,antispyware,antispam,firewall,linkscanner,residentshield,...the list goes on... i think its the complete security suite
#3232 [15:41] <Sinistrahd> has anyone seen a page when ordering with mastercard where it asks for a "secure code" to confirm payment? trying to help CommanderSick with it
#3233 [15:43] <aikaramba> I was just talking with Sinistrahd about my issue
#3234 [15:43] <aikaramba> turns out there was a backup plugin
#3235 [15:43] <aikaramba> that sends the save-off message
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#3237 [15:43] <aikaramba> and at the same time aint making any backups
#3238 [15:43] <HEWPPWEEZ> GreyVulpine, complete security suite
#3239 [15:43] <aikaramba> some sort of default or server bundle configuration
#3240 [15:44] <aikaramba> thought that you might want to know that
#3241 [15:44] <mermi> i just bought minecraft and it is not downloading
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#3243 [15:45] <HEWPPWEEZ> ...
#3244 [15:45] <DopeGhoti> wait, there are people that actually pay for AVG?
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#3246 [15:46] <HEWPPWEEZ> yesh
#3247 [15:46] <Sinistrahd> ugh avg :( the usedtobegood of 2009 :P
#3248 [15:46] <HEWPPWEEZ> actually, its awesome, it blocks everything bad...
#3249 [15:47] <zemyxaphile> Minecraft is randomly quitting on me ):
#3250 [15:47] <Sinistrahd> (or just everything) :p
#3251 [15:47] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile how much RAM do you have?
#3252 [15:47] <zemyxaphile> I get an error file hs_err_pid192.log
#3253 [15:47] <Excal1bur> Somebody here, who know the Bug, when Minecraft quit and show the Message: No Server found on Single and Multiplayer?
#3254 [15:47] <HEWPPWEEZ> :/ true
#3255 [15:47] <zemyxaphile> 4G I think
#3256 [15:48] <zemyxaphile> Yeah.
#3257 [15:48] <HEWPPWEEZ> herro? GreyVulpine?
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#3259 [15:49] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile has the game worked for you before and just started doing this recently?
#3260 [15:49] <zemyxaphile> Yeah.
#3261 [15:49] <zemyxaphile> It would blackscreen sometimes before, but this is recent.
#3262 [15:49] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile do you have any mods installed?
#3263 [15:50] <zemyxaphile> Not at the moment.
#3264 [15:50] <Tarridon> Will someone help me open a port on my computer, its open via my router. Using ubuntu btw.
#3265 [15:50] <zemyxaphile> I did a reinstall but it still does it.
#3266 [15:50] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile and you're on a windows machine? ah I was gonna suggest that
#3267 [15:50] <zemyxaphile> Yeah XP
#3268 [15:51] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile/j ##voxelhead
#3269 [15:51] <Sinistrahd> oops
#3270 [15:51] <Sinistrahd> sorry :P
#3271 [15:51] <zemyxaphile> np
#3272 [15:51] * mib_xo5xsq [mib_xo5xsq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3273 [15:52] <zemyxaphile> Lemme try a Java reinstall real quick
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#3275 [15:52] <zemyxaphile> I've been messing with Java the past couple days xD
#3276 [15:52] <Sinistrahd> ok, be sure to remove the old java first
#3277 [15:52] <Excal1bur> I'm waiting here now for 20 minutes and have still not received help
#3278 [15:53] <Sinistrahd> Excal1bur is that the only message you get or is there more below it? I've never heard of it before personally
#3279 [15:53] * mib_nv2syq [mib_nv2syq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3280 [15:53] <mib_xo5xsq> im having problems with the black screen thing
#3281 [15:53] <Excal1bur> Its not me, my friend get this message
#3282 [15:53] <HEWPPWEEZ> screwit!!!!
#3283 [15:53] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_xo5xsq win/reinst
#3284 [15:53] <Excal1bur> I hear from this Bug today first too
#3285 [15:53] <VoxelHead> mib_xo5xsq: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3286 [15:53] <VoxelHead> mib_xo5xsq: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3288 [15:54] <mib_nv2syq> it keeps saying there is an error when i try to load minecraft what should i do
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#3290 [15:54] <Tarridon> Will someone help me open a port on my computer, its open via my router. Using ubuntu btw.
#3291 [15:54] <Sinistrahd> Excal1bur wait so you don't actually have the bug? is your friend with you and has his minecraft computer?
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#3293 [15:54] * mib_fhsj2l [mib_fhsj2l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3294 [15:54] <mib_fhsj2l> sup nerds
#3295 [15:54] <mib_nv2syq> it keeps saying there is an error when i try to load minecraft what should i do
#3296 [15:54] <mib_fhsj2l> minecraft lllllag
#3297 [15:54] <mib_fhsj2l> help
#3298 [15:54] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_fhsj2l, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3299 [15:54] <Excal1bur> right
#3300 [15:54] <mib_fhsj2l> OK
#3301 [15:55] <Sinistrahd> Excal1bur has he tried reinstalling yet?
#3302 [15:55] <Excal1bur> Yeah, 5 Times
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#3304 [15:55] <mib_nv2syq> it wont let me load minecraft PLEADE HELP WHAT DO I DO?
#3305 [15:55] <mib_fhsj2l> minecrafr lags epic , need meh help please, i have a toshiba , intel pentium
#3306 [15:56] <Tarridon> DIdnt we help you with this last night?
#3307 [15:56] <mib_fhsj2l> HAHA u remember
#3308 [15:56] <mib_fhsj2l> and no u didnt do anything
#3309 [15:56] <Tarridon> Well its your computer
#3310 [15:56] <Tarridon> not us pal.
#3311 [15:57] <mib_fhsj2l> u need absolutely nothing, in fact u got me to download this thing but left half way done tellin how to install it
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#3313 [15:57] <mib_fhsj2l> yo is greyvulpine on?
#3314 [15:57] <Tarridon> Grey was telling you how, step by step.
#3315 [15:57] <Tarridon> Literally.
#3316 [15:58] <mib_fhsj2l> I KNoW BUT I WANTED TO USE TEAMVIEWER cuz we were having some problems
#3317 [15:58] <Excal1bur> Sinistrahd?
#3318 [15:58] <mib_fhsj2l> BUt he left before i could ask
#3319 [15:58] <mib_fhsj2l> terridon are u a helper dude
#3320 [15:58] <Sinistrahd> Excal1bur I dunno any reason why it'd tell you it can't connect to server in single player
#3321 [15:58] <Tarridon> Will someone help me open a port on my computer, its open via my router. Using ubuntu btw.
#3322 [15:58] <mib_fhsj2l> tarridon are u the helper man
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#3324 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> greyvulpine
#3325 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> greyvulpine are u theh
#3326 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> u teh greyvulpine
#3327 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> wehs greyvulpine
#3328 [15:59] <Sinistrahd> Excal1bur I would have you do the reinstall that voxelhead says to do but if you've already done it not much more I can see that would fix that
#3329 [15:59] <Tarridon> Lol no im not the helper i dont know much lol.
#3330 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> greyvulpine is my friend
#3331 [15:59] <mib_fhsj2l> greyvulpine greyvulpine greyvulpine greyvulpine are u teh
#3332 [16:00] <mib_fhsj2l> u teh greyvulpine
#3333 [16:00] <mib_fhsj2l> ?
#3334 [16:00] <mib_fhsj2l> greyvulpine u teh?
#3335 [16:00] <Sinistrahd> mib_fhsj2l can you violate any more channel rules?
#3336 [16:00] <Tarridon> lol.
#3337 [16:00] <zemyxaphile> Huh damn, still does it.
#3338 [16:00] <mib_fhsj2l> OK!!! listen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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#3340 [16:00] <Sinistrahd> well that was more of em
#3341 [16:00] <mib_fhsj2l> EVRYONE when greyvulpine goes online TELL HIM THAT i am LOOKING FOR HIM
#3342 [16:00] * Kealper cracks his fingers
#3342 [16:01] <Excal1bur> Sinistrahd: VoxelHead have said me a few hours ago, that he should wait for Payment-Confimation
#3343 [16:01] <mib_fhsj2l> ILL check back lateh, everyone GOT THAT?
#3344 [16:01] <Kealper> mib_fhsj2l: he's afk
#3345 [16:01] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile so java's not at fault then I guess
#3346 [16:01] <Kealper> mib_fhsj2l: and watch the attitude, i don't like it
#3347 [16:01] <zemyxaphile> What a dick.
#3348 [16:01] <mib_fhsj2l> lol
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#3350 [16:01] <Excal1bur> He have the Confirmmail
#3351 [16:01] <Tarridon> Will someone help me open a port on my computer, its open via my router. Using ubuntu btw.
#3352 [16:02] <zemyxaphile> Haha so if Java and mc reinstall doesn't work, where do you go from there?
#3353 [16:02] <Kealper> Tarridon: open a port on your computer or router? there is a difference
#3354 [16:02] <mib_fhsj2l> WHEN greyvulpine is not afk TELL HIm i was HERE and looking for him, ill check back in a little whifefefefe, OKOKOKO?????
#3355 [16:02] * Kealper kicked mib_fhsj2l from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Sure, why not?)
#3356 [16:02] <Tarridon> Port on my computer.
#3357 [16:02] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile well I'd try updating video card drivers I guess
#3358 [16:02] <Sinistrahd> but that's a long shot for this issue
#3359 [16:02] <Sinistrahd> and you're having 4 gigs makes it seem odd that it'd keep closing out
#3360 [16:02] <Excal1bur> Someone, who knew a Direct Methode to Contagt Mojang-Support?
#3361 [16:03] <Excal1bur> the Standard-FAQ doesnt help
#3362 [16:03] <Kealper> Tarridon: you shouldn't have to open a port on Ubuntu, unless you installed a firewall
#3363 [16:03] <zemyxaphile> It's sad, I just wanna play minecraft. xD
#3364 [16:03] <Kealper> Excal1bur: what was your issue?
#3365 [16:03] <Tarridon> I installed firestarter. Thought it would have helped.
#3366 [16:03] <Excal1bur> My firend want to run Minecraft
#3367 [16:04] <Kealper> Tarridon: can't say i know how to work that, you might have to head to google to do some research
#3368 [16:04] <Kealper> Excal1bur: ok...go on?
#3369 [16:04] <Excal1bur> But if he want play Singleplayer or Join My Multiplayer, Minecraft quit und shows: No Server found
#3370 [16:04] <BuuGhost> Hey, now im in this channel anyways
#3371 [16:04] <Tarridon> ergh. Such as?
#3372 [16:04] <Rojikku> Uhm...I was modding minecraft(extensively), and it stopped working right.. i ran the log command i found somewhere.. since then it has been posting logs every time i run it with the normal command, crashes when i try and create a world.. i literally deleted every minecraft file and re-downloaded it, and i can't get it to run vanilla. am i missing something?
#3373 [16:04] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile you said the error was hs pid 192 or similar?
#3374 [16:04] <BuuGhost> Sometimes when i try moving my item it insta-teleports to my inventory/backpack/hand, and i cant pick it up and drag it with the mouse - what could be causing this?
#3375 [16:04] <Rojikku> SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0xb7740424, pid=4797, tid=1490680688 seems to be the error...
#3376 [16:04] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile but that it ended in .log?
#3377 [16:05] <Kealper> Excal1bur: "Can't connect to Minecraft.net"?
#3378 [16:05] <Excal1bur> no
#3379 [16:05] <zemyxaphile> Yeah, hs_err_pid(insert number).log
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#3381 [16:05] <Excal1bur> Minecraft Quit and a Windows-Attention tolds him: No Server found
#3382 [16:05] <Kealper> Excal1bur: that's quite odd then, i can't say i've seen that before....
#3383 [16:05] <Sinistrahd> ok zemyxaphile, can you find that on your computer? aka I think it created an error log called that)
#3384 [16:05] <Excal1bur> i know
#3385 [16:06] <Excal1bur> tyou are not the first who said this
#3386 [16:06] <zemyxaphile> Yeah, it's on my desktop.
#3387 [16:06] <Kealper> Excal1bur: have him email support@mojang.com as they might know
#3388 [16:06] <Excal1bur> no
#3389 [16:06] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile if you can find it, open it with notepad and copy and paste the contents into pastebin.com and then give us the pastebin url
#3390 [16:06] <Sinistrahd> then maybe someone in here can help
#3391 [16:06] <Excal1bur> I would try
#3392 [16:06] <Excal1bur> Thanks
#3393 [16:07] <Rojikku> http://pastebin.com/YQRyTE0B
#3394 [16:08] <Excal1bur> I wrote a Mail to the Adress
#3395 [16:08] <zemyxaphile> Okay, I haven't used pastebin before but I think I got it
#3396 [16:08] <zemyxaphile> http://pastebin.com/4q40zAef
#3397 [16:08] <Kealper> Rojikku: fglrx and Minecraft don't play nice together
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#3399 [16:09] <Rojikku> Kealper: fglrx? o.o; i don't know what that is
#3400 [16:09] <Kealper> Rojikku: you're on Linux, are you not?
#3401 [16:09] <Rojikku> Kealper: Yuuuuuup :D
#3402 [16:09] <Kealper> Rojikku: you've got an ATI graphics card, correct?
#3403 [16:09] <Rojikku> yup.
#3404 [16:10] <Rojikku> but...the game literally worked yesterday...
#3405 [16:10] <Kealper> Rojikku: really? that's extremely strange
#3406 [16:10] <Kealper> Rojikku: did you change anything?
#3407 [16:10] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile you used to use mods?
#3408 [16:10] <zemyxaphile> Only a texture pack.
#3409 [16:10] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile ok so nothing that added new items or anything like that
#3410 [16:11] <zemyxaphile> No, only a multiplayer server I used to go on.
#3411 [16:11] <Rojikku> Kealper: extensive. extensive. Modding. tryed to add more IDs too.. I started getting this glitch then, i havnt been in game at all today though, so could have been caused before.. anyway.. i reset EVERYTHING to default, deleted .minecraft too... and i still can't get it to work
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#3413 [16:12] <Sinistrahd> Kealper when you're done helping Rojikku could you glance into the pastebin zemyxaphile posted as well?
#3414 [16:13] <Kealper> Rojikku: you are sure you removed everything?
#3415 [16:13] <Kealper> Sinistrahd: i glanced at it, it seems to be nVidia's OpenGL stuff that is yelling
#3416 [16:13] <Rojikku> Kealper: Fairly sure. I deleted the damn .Minecraft folder.. can something SURVIVE that?
#3417 [16:14] <Kealper> Rojikku: have you tried wit hthe downloaded client?
#3418 [16:14] <Kealper> with the*
#3419 [16:14] <Sinistrahd> ok zemyxaphile maybe I was on track saying to try updating your video drivers then
#3420 [16:14] <zemyxaphile> I'll try it then. (:
#3421 [16:14] <Rojikku> Kealper: Uhm...... what do you mean? Does the web version even have a minecraft folder?
#3422 [16:15] <Kealper> Rojikku: web version/downloaded client use the same folder, but i actually just meant to get a fresh copy of the launcher too, to rule out that
#3423 [16:15] <Rojikku> Kealper: I did that. xD anyway i re-deleted mine .minecraft and force updated, trying it now
#3424 [16:15] <Rojikku> Kealper: It magically vanished, I consider it crashed
#3425 [16:16] <Rojikku> Kealper: SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0xb76ff424, pid=5651, tid=1836071792
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#3427 [16:16] <shadow_dude2> heylo ... i need help
#3428 [16:16] <Rojikku> Kealper: Different PID, want this in pastebin too?
#3429 [16:16] <DopeGhoti> ??> shadow_dude2 ask
#3430 [16:16] <VoxelHead> shadow_dude2: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3431 [16:16] <VoxelHead> shadow_dude2: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3432 [16:17] <Kealper> Rojikku: i really don't know then...only thing i could tell you is to head to http://ati.com and try updating your graphics drivers from there
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#3434 [16:18] <Rojikku> Kealper: I don't think those drivers work.. but I guess I could TRY. The thing is i never had this issue before.. Is this new PID still the same issue?
#3435 [16:18] <shadow_dude2> uhh i downloaded tomanyitems mod compressed it (i think) with winzip and put it in to the bin folder ....but it still wont work...what do i do?
#3436 [16:18] <Kealper> PID is just Process ID, that will change each time you run a program
#3437 [16:18] <Rojikku> Kealper: Ah, okay...
#3438 [16:18] <Kealper> ??> shadow_dude2 mods
#3439 [16:19] <VoxelHead> shadow_dude2: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3440 [16:19] <VoxelHead> shadow_dude2: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3441 [16:19] * mib_el0khp [mib_el0khp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3442 [16:19] <mib_el0khp> yo
#3443 [16:19] <mib_el0khp> i am back bras
#3444 [16:19] <mib_el0khp> dont kick plz
#3445 [16:20] <Kealper> mib_el0khp: i am not a womens' undergarment, and if you meant bros, i am also not aware i was your brother
#3446 [16:20] <zucchini> my in browswer game wont run it doesnt ask me to run it either i've tried to download it but it still isnt working
#3447 [16:20] <Rojikku> Kealper: If I remove the proprietary fglrx driver would that fix it too? Or should I just download the driver from ati?
#3448 [16:20] <mib_el0khp> yes thanks you kealper ,
#3449 [16:21] <Kealper> Rojikku: i think fglrx is the driver from ati
#3450 [16:21] <mib_el0khp> anyhoes , kealper are u a helper dude heh?
#3451 [16:21] <Rojikku> Kealper: I think so too. But should i update it, or remove it is the question? I don't think i USE it currently...but, Rift and etc. games don't work without it
#3452 [16:22] <Kealper> Rojikku: but if you even got the game to run under Linux at all, you've done more than i could...i've never got it to run for me :/
#3453 [16:22] <Rojikku> Kealper: ._____________. $#)*%^)#*$)#*%^ The download link ISN'T WORKING for ati drivers
#3454 [16:22] <Kealper> O.o
#3455 [16:22] <Rojikku> Kealper: xD You had sun java? I can't get it working on another computer, it worked easily on mine somehow
#3456 [16:22] <mib_el0khp> kealper can u maybe watch out if greyvulpine will not be afk , can u tell him that i was looking for him and have something to say. ?
#3457 [16:23] <Rojikku> Kealper: Okay, got the driver.. e.e so no idea if removing or upgrading is better?
#3458 [16:23] <zucchini> can anybody help???\
#3459 [16:23] <mib_el0khp> like if u notice he if no more afk just tell him that i was here looking for him
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#3461 [16:23] <Sinistrahd> zucchini I'll try
#3462 [16:23] <Sinistrahd> zucchini have you tried reinstalling minecraft yet?
#3463 [16:23] <Kealper> Rojikku: yeah, my issues were with fglrx, the open source one that Ubuntu has in their repo got the game started, but it was unplayably slow, and really buggy
#3464 [16:24] <zucchini> why is this even on the help part of minecraft when nobodys even helping
#3465 [16:24] <zucchini> where do you do that
#3466 [16:24] <mib_el0khp> kealper i know u can read my shit the fk man
#3467 [16:24] <Kealper> mib_el0khp: attitude check, please
#3468 [16:24] <Sinistrahd> zucchini what os do you use? (windows, mac, linux)
#3469 [16:24] <zucchini> wondows
#3470 [16:24] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :? attitude
#3471 [16:24] <Sinistrahd> ??> zucchini win/reinst
#3472 [16:24] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3473 [16:24] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3474 [16:24] <Rojikku> Kealper: xD I just used the default originally, and it worked fine.. that was with an older graphics card though, not this one.
#3475 [16:25] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :damn, ?? :P
#3476 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> kealper just make sure greyvulpine , if hes online tell him i was heh , just say some guy was looking for u
#3477 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> PLEASE
#3478 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> can u do it or not
#3479 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> ill leave if u awnser
#3480 [16:25] <zucchini> ...
#3481 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> just tell me yes or no and ill leave
#3482 [16:25] <Kealper> mib_el0khp: "can" and "will" are two completely different things
#3483 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> CAN
#3484 [16:25] <Rojikku> Kealper: Damn! I actually got a window to install the driver this time! epic!
#3485 [16:25] <mib_el0khp> MIGHT
#3486 [16:25] <Kealper> mib_el0khp: asking if i can do something is asking if i am able to, asking if i will do something is asking if i want to
#3487 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> omg
#3488 [16:26] <Kealper> am i able to? yes, will i? ehh..that's a different story
#3489 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> OK, will u at least try?!
#3490 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> please
#3491 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> just tell him if he gets on
#3492 [16:26] <Kealper> i might
#3493 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> OK
#3494 [16:26] <Rojikku> kealper: yeah, ill be back xD i have to reboot and stuff.
#3495 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> thanks
#3496 [16:26] <mib_el0khp> bye
#3497 [16:26] <Kealper> Rojikku: alright
#3498 [16:26] <zucchini> does this work?
#3499 [16:27] <Kealper> little does that kid know....i'm going to be gone for the rest of the day in like 15 minutes
#3500 [16:27] <zucchini> because i got it up voxelhead
#3501 [16:27] <Sinistrahd> zucchini the instructions from VoxelHead? yes
#3502 [16:27] <Sinistrahd> voxelhead is the channel assistance bot
#3503 [16:27] <zucchini> okay
#3504 [16:27] <zucchini> alright awesome
#3505 [16:27] <Sinistrahd> kealper: then could you ban his IP, he's a flamin' troll
#3506 [16:28] <Kealper> ehh...it's kind of fun to toy with him
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#3508 [16:28] <zucchini> so everything but the save file
#3509 [16:28] <Sinistrahd> oh if that's ok to do... :P
#3510 [16:28] <zucchini> delete?
#3511 [16:28] <Sinistrahd> zucchini yep, and you can leave screenshots too if you want
#3512 [16:29] <zucchini> can i leave my texture packs and a patcher for a texture pack
#3513 [16:29] <Sinistrahd> wait when did the error start?
#3514 [16:30] <Sinistrahd> was it after you changed your textures?
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#3516 [16:30] <zucchini> yea i downloaded one
#3517 [16:30] <zucchini> and it didnt work
#3518 [16:30] <zucchini> after that
#3519 [16:30] <Sinistrahd> and it patched your minecraft file to use it?
#3520 [16:30] <zucchini> ... um
#3521 [16:31] <Sinistrahd> I'd try deleting that texture file first then, might just be a bad texture file
#3522 [16:31] <obi_wan> can someone please help me?
#3523 [16:31] <zucchini> okay thanks man
#3524 [16:31] <obi_wan> Can someone help me im having some really annoying problems
#3525 [16:31] <Sinistrahd> ??> obi_wan ask
#3526 [16:31] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3527 [16:31] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3528 [16:32] <obi_wan> When I load minecraft and go into my world a blue screen comes up then it goes black
#3529 [16:32] <Sinistrahd> obi_wan have you recently installed a new texture pack or done any mods?
#3530 [16:33] <obi_wan> I have a few mods but i deleted the Meta-inf file in minecraft.jar
#3531 [16:33] <obi_wan> yea I had the aether mod and toomanyitems
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#3533 [16:33] <obi_wan> and I recently downloaded cjbmods
#3534 [16:33] <Kealper> ?? mods
#3535 [16:33] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3536 [16:33] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for forther assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3537 [16:34] <Reccy> Hi, I was wondering if anyone can help me with removing a Mob from my Game?
#3538 [16:34] <zucchini> my computer wont let me delete my bin
#3539 [16:34] <zucchini> folder
#3540 [16:34] <Kealper> zucchini: close Minecraft first
#3541 [16:34] <Sinistrahd> zucchini are you currently running mc?
#3542 [16:34] <zucchini> no
#3543 [16:34] <Kealper> zucchini: restart your computer and then try it
#3544 [16:34] <obi_wan> How do i fix my minecraft??
#3545 [16:34] <Sinistrahd> ok right click your task bar and go to task manager
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#3547 [16:34] <Kealper> ??> obi_wan win/reinst
#3548 [16:35] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3549 [16:35] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3550 [16:35] <Reccy> How can I remove a Mob from my Game?
#3551 [16:35] <obi_wan> Thanks so much voxelhead I appreciate it!
#3552 [16:35] <Sinistrahd> and see if minecraft is listed under the processes tab, and if so, right click it and end the task
#3553 [16:35] <zucchini> ok so turn of my computer and do the process again ??? im perfectly fine with doing that just double checking
#3554 [16:35] <Morrolan> Reccy: If you want to remove a snigle mob only you'll have to use a mod.
#3555 [16:35] <Morrolan> single*.
#3556 [16:35] <Reccy> Ah, Okay
#3557 [16:36] <Morrolan> Reccy: Might want to ask in #risucraft whether there is such a mod.
#3558 [16:36] <Reccy> Okay, I'll join that channel
#3559 [16:36] <Sinistrahd> zucchini that would work too I guess but if it's just running in memory task amnager can kill it
#3560 [16:36] <Reccy> But, I already modded the .jar
#3561 [16:36] <Reccy> So, I suppose I have to replace it?
#3562 [16:36] <zucchini> okay thanks for all you help
#3563 [16:36] <Morrolan> Reccy: Depends, there are mods which work fine with each other, others don't. You'll have to try it I guess.
#3564 [16:36] <Reccy> Okay, thanks alot Guys :)
#3565 [16:36] <Morrolan> Sure thing.
#3566 [16:37] * Kealper has to go afk now
#3566 [16:37] <Sinistrahd> I need to go afk too for a sanity-restoring episode of Game of Thrones
#3567 [16:37] <Morrolan> ^^
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#3570 [16:38] <ParanoiaComplex> Hello everyone
#3571 [16:38] <ParanoiaComplex> Anyone there?
#3572 [16:38] <Sin_Away> hmm couldn't change my nick because I was banned on #minecraft... is idling disallowed there?
#3573 [16:39] <ParanoiaComplex> I wouldn't think so
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#3575 [16:40] <Sin_Away> wonder if maybe I got tab-completed for someone with a nick similar to mine. I haven't even had a chance to talk in there with all the attempts at helping people in here...
#3576 [16:41] <Morrolan> Sin_Away: This is just because you have to register your nickname to talk in #Minecraft. In order to change your nick you have to leave #Minecraft firts.
#3577 [16:41] * Sin_Away goes on break
#3577 [16:41] <Morrolan> first*
#3578 [16:41] <Sin_Away> oh ok
#3579 [16:41] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: hey there
#3580 [16:42] <Rojikku> Kealper: Uhm...ello?
#3581 [16:43] <Sin_Away> Rojikku Kealper had to leave for a while (he said he'd be afk for most of the day if I recall correctly)
#3582 [16:43] <Rojikku> Kealper: Ah, there you are on the list. Anyway, i installed it, and without advanced open GL on it doesn't work. WITH advanced open GL on it works! and then crashes as soon as the world loads
#3583 [16:43] <Rojikku> Sin_Away: Damn!
#3584 [16:44] <Rojikku> e.e okay. goodbye drivers. BURN! *reboots*
#3585 [16:45] <Rojikku> ...crap. i dont know how to remove them ._____-.
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#3588 [16:49] <FightFox> What can the problem be if a map is lagging really bad?
#3589 [16:49] <Morrolan> Corrupt chunks could cause this I guess.
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#3593 [16:49] <Reccy> Hi, can someone tell me where the script for Mob Spawns are?
#3594 [16:49] <FightFox> Multiplayer map that is
#3595 [16:49] <Reccy> i want to delete Spiders from my game
#3596 [16:49] <FightFox> Can you do anything to fix it?
#3597 [16:50] <quaddle> so s greyvulpine back yet?
#3598 [16:50] <Rojikku> Reccy: In that file..with that name? Joking, I don't know, i would sugest google though..theres probably a mod for it if they can't tell you
#3599 [16:50] <Morrolan> Reccy: No idea, never poked around in the source.
#3600 [16:50] <quaddle> btw can u talk on mic here?
#3601 [16:50] <Morrolan> Reccy: #risucraft or #mcp might help.
#3602 [16:50] <Reccy> mcp?
#3603 [16:50] <quaddle> ye
#3604 [16:50] <Morrolan> Mod-Creator-package or something.
#3605 [16:51] <Reccy> ok
#3606 [16:51] <D4bra1n> How do i fix my minecraft crashing when i open the pause menu or item menu?
#3607 [16:51] <Reccy> Thanks :)
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#3609 [16:51] <quaddle> microphone
#3610 [16:51] <Morrolan> FightFox: Well, could also be that the server just can't keep up. Apart from this, dunno.
#3611 [16:51] <Morrolan> quaddle: nope, that's IRC, text only
#3612 [16:51] <quaddle> FUck
#3613 [16:51] <quaddle> poo
#3614 [16:51] <Morrolan> D4bra1n: Are you on windows?
#3615 [16:51] <quaddle> pooooooooooooooooooooooo
#3616 [16:51] <D4bra1n> No osx
#3617 [16:51] <Morrolan> quaddle: Why would you want to talk on mic here? ;)
#3618 [16:51] <D4bra1n> Actually im on both
#3619 [16:52] <quaddle> ANYONE a helper here?
#3620 [16:52] <quaddle> idk
#3621 [16:52] <Morrolan> ??> D4bra1n mac/reinst
#3622 [16:52] <VoxelHead> D4bra1n: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3623 [16:52] <VoxelHead> D4bra1n: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3624 [16:52] <Morrolan> Try these instructions, D4bra1n.
#3625 [16:52] <Morrolan> (The one Voxelhead gave you)
#3626 [16:52] <quaddle> minecraft lags for me
#3627 [16:52] <quaddle> what do i do
#3628 [16:52] <quaddle> tell me
#3629 [16:52] <zemyxaphile> Hmm, seems updating my drivers created more problems rather than solving any.
#3630 [16:52] <D4bra1n> Mkay ill try that
#3631 [16:53] <quaddle> ok
#3632 [16:53] <quaddle> how do i use teamviewr
#3633 [16:53] <quaddle> AHH
#3634 [16:53] <quaddle> AH
#3635 [16:53] <quaddle> how dos i use teamviewe tels meh
#3636 [16:53] <ParanoiaComplex> Oh I'm sorry
#3637 [16:53] <ParanoiaComplex> Hey
#3638 [16:53] <ParanoiaComplex> I'm having an issue starting up my minecraft on a Win7 64b
#3639 [16:53] <Morrolan> quaddle: Set render distance to short or normal, set graphics to fancy.
#3640 [16:54] <Morrolan> quaddle: Also, you could try to disable advanced opengl
#3641 [16:54] <Morrolan> ??< corruptedsaverecovery
#3642 [16:54] <quaddle> wait fancy helps?
#3643 [16:54] <Morrolan> Uh, sorry
#3644 [16:54] <Morrolan> Set it to fast I meant.
#3645 [16:55] <quaddle> well i put everything to lowest and still lag
#3646 [16:55] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Define 'having an issue' please.
#3647 [16:55] <Sin_Away> Morrolan don't mind quaddle, he's a prosperian
#3648 [16:55] <quaddle> and distance doesent make any diff even when its on far or short its the same
#3649 [16:55] <zemyxaphile> I'm having a similar lagging issue
#3650 [16:55] <quaddle> i get this little lag
#3651 [16:55] <Morrolan> quaddle: Only thing I can advise you then is to install the 'optimine' mod.
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#3654 [16:56] <quaddle> optimine?
#3655 [16:56] <Morrolan> A WHAT, Sin_Away?
#3656 [16:56] <quaddle> what is that?
#3657 [16:56] <Morrolan> quaddle: A mod. Google helps I guess.
#3658 [16:56] <quaddle> what is it?
#3659 [16:56] <ParanoiaComplex> I was waiting until you were done. When i try to start up the .EXE, I get a progressive lag for a couple seconds that ends in a java app started with no window. Sometimes the login screen shows up, but it is unusable.
#3660 [16:56] <Morrolan> My dictionnary failed me on this, Sinistrahd. :D
#3661 [16:56] <ParanoiaComplex> I've already tried the traditional fixes such as updating drivers and java
#3662 [16:56] <Sinistrahd> My way of saying troll, Morrolan
#3663 [16:56] <Morrolan> quaddle: A modification for Minecraft.
#3664 [16:56] <quaddle> ok let me check brb
#3665 [16:56] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: Haha, ok. ^^
#3666 [16:56] <quaddle> whats it called?
#3667 [16:57] <Morrolan> optimine
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#3669 [16:58] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Follow these instructions, with a bit of luck we then get an error in the console which might give us a hint on what's wrong: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
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#3671 [16:58] <quaddle> ps3 is better then xbox360
#3672 [16:58] <Morrolan> !kick quaddle
#3673 [16:58] * AuBot kicked quaddle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by Morrolan with reason: None given.))
#3674 [16:59] <Sinistrahd> see? he might even be THE prosper
#3675 [16:59] <Morrolan> Pfft.
#3676 [16:59] * Morrolan hugs AuBot
#3676 [16:59] <mib_x23x96> hello
#3677 [16:59] <Morrolan> hey mib_x23x96
#3678 [17:00] <mib_x23x96> do u know anything about minecraft
#3679 [17:00] <Morrolan> Uh, yea.
#3680 [17:00] <Morrolan> It's this blocky game, right?
#3681 [17:00] <zemyxaphile> I updated my graphics drivers but now I'm getting lagging problems. o__o
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#3683 [17:00] <mib_x23x96> well when i tryed to play the free version it told me i hade a pixilation error
#3684 [17:00] <GGenny> Hi! I am just trying to help my grandson with the game. He has it (free Beta) It was working by now everytime he tries to log on he gets a blank black screen. It wont' show anything. We have deleated and redownloaded and followed directions in the forum on shortcuts, but nothing works . Any ideas?
#3685 [17:00] <zemyxaphile> If the window is maximized then Minecraft stops responding altogether.
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#3688 [17:01] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: You will have to update you graphics driver. Do you know how to do so?
#3689 [17:01] <mib_x23x96> no
#3690 [17:01] <gretchen> when i open a chest in game my minecraft screen turns light blue. I downloaded the Aether mod and its working
#3691 [17:01] <Morrolan> GGenny, mib_x23x96, are you on Windows?
#3692 [17:01] <mib_x23x96> yes
#3693 [17:02] <GGenny> No not really sure. I think I might know how but not sure.
#3694 [17:02] <Morrolan> gretchen: Well, you might want to ask in #aethermod then, could very well be that it is caused by this.
#3695 [17:02] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: Follow these instructions please:
#3696 [17:02] <mib_x23x96> ok
#3697 [17:02] <Morrolan> ??> mib_x23x96 win/dxdiag
#3698 [17:02] <VoxelHead> mib_x23x96: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3699 [17:02] <VoxelHead> mib_x23x96: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3701 [17:02] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile follow those dxdiag directions too
#3702 [17:02] <GGenny> goole chrome browser and windows XP
#3703 [17:02] <Morrolan> Ah, ok GGenny.
#3704 [17:03] <Yossi> Hey everybody!
#3705 [17:03] <zemyxaphile> Mkay
#3706 [17:03] <Yossi> I opened MC today and I am having trouble downloading the newest version of MC.
#3707 [17:03] <GGenny> sorry I was answerein thre wrong person
#3708 [17:03] <Morrolan> GGenny: Could you follow these instructions please: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 When it then crashes there will be an error. Paste this error on www.pastie.org please and give us the link.
#3709 [17:03] <Sinistrahd> zemyxaphile I probably won't be able to find much in em but maybe morrolan can
#3710 [17:03] <Morrolan> Yossi: Define 'having trouble' please.
#3711 [17:04] <Yossi> I'm getting Fatal Error Occurred (4): Unable to download lwjgi.jar
#3712 [17:04] <GGenny> it never gives and error messsage we just get the black screen
#3713 [17:04] <Morrolan> zemyxaphile, Sinistrahd, uh, sounds like some driver issue, but I can c ertainly take a look.
#3714 [17:04] <Morrolan> GGenny: Yea, follow the instructions in that link I gave you please, then you'll get an error.
#3715 [17:04] <Morrolan> http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#3716 [17:04] <Sinistrahd> morrolan, zemyxaphile was having issues between her nvidia drivers and mc and got an error report from mc, so we had her update her drivers
#3717 [17:04] <Morrolan> These here, genshou.
#3718 [17:04] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: And now lag, oh well. :/
#3719 [17:04] <genshou> o.o
#3720 [17:04] <Sinistrahd> now she has lag
#3721 [17:05] <Sinistrahd> well, he or she
#3722 [17:05] <Sinistrahd> don't really know
#3723 [17:05] <Morrolan> Yossi: Hmm, did it work before?
#3724 [17:05] <zemyxaphile> She :P
#3725 [17:05] <genshou> you talking to someone else? o.o
#3726 [17:05] <Sinistrahd> kinda guessed based on the "phile" ending
#3727 [17:05] <zemyxaphile> Haha xD
#3728 [17:06] <Morrolan> genshou: Uh, yea, atleast I didn't talk to you in the last few lines.
#3729 [17:06] <zemyxaphile> Here we go
#3730 [17:06] <zemyxaphile> http://pastebin.com/xZimc9q0
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#3732 [17:06] <mib_5doimh> Hello?
#3733 [17:06] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_5doimh, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#3735 [17:07] <Morrolan> zemyxaphile: Hmm, while your graphics card surely isn't that great it should be able to run Minecraft I guess. Did you already try to set graphics to fast and render distance to normal?
#3736 [17:07] <Morrolan> ??< requirements/lessrude
#3737 [17:07] <Morrolan> hey mib_5doimh
#3738 [17:07] <Valium> ..
#3739 [17:07] <zemyxaphile> Yeah, it's been able to run MC before.
#3740 [17:07] <zemyxaphile> Lemme do that really quick
#3741 [17:07] <mib_5doimh> just wait i am slow at writing
#3742 [17:07] <Morrolan> Sure
#3743 [17:07] <mib_5doimh> sorry
#3744 [17:07] <Morrolan> No problem ;)
#3745 [17:07] <mib_5doimh> :)
#3746 [17:08] <mib_5doimh> So i can`t run Minecraft. Its go exit all the time when i start it
#3747 [17:09] <mib_5doimh> On browser it wont run eather
#3748 [17:09] <Morrolan> Ok, mib_5doim. Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#3749 [17:09] <mib_5doimh> Win7
#3750 [17:09] <mib_5doimh> 64bit
#3751 [17:09] <Valium> I'm here for my sister. She bought the licensed version of Minecraft today.. She can't play. i looked at 'services' and i see javaw.exe starting and closing directly. we tried the unlicensed version of it and that one works. can anyone help me?
#3752 [17:09] <Morrolan> Did it ever work before, mib_5doimh?
#3753 [17:09] <mib_5doimh> yes
#3754 [17:09] <ParanoiaComplex> Morrolan
#3755 [17:09] <zemyxaphile> Eh, I get about the same performance out of it. Slightly laggy when it's a small window, unresponsive when maximized
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#3757 [17:10] <Morrolan> zemyxaphile: Ugh, strange. Either that new driver somehow messes it up, or something else is happening. :/
#3758 [17:10] <ParanoiaComplex> What do you want to know from the console thing
#3759 [17:10] <mib_x23x96> whats the irc channle
#3760 [17:10] <Morrolan> This here, mib_11q3et
#3761 [17:10] <ParanoiaComplex> There was no generated crash report
#3762 [17:10] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Just copy everything which is in there.
#3763 [17:10] <Morrolan> Valium: So, when you start Minecraft, what happens?
#3764 [17:10] <Valium> nothing
#3765 [17:10] <Valium> javaw.exe starts up
#3766 [17:10] <Valium> and stops again
#3767 [17:10] <mib_x23x96> whats the irc channel
#3768 [17:10] <Morrolan> ??> mib_5doimh win/reinst
#3769 [17:10] <VoxelHead> mib_5doimh: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3770 [17:11] <VoxelHead> mib_5doimh: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3771 [17:11] <Valium> dont see the login and stuff.
#3772 [17:11] <Morrolan> Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please, mib_5doimh.
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#3775 [17:11] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: This here is the IRC channel.
#3776 [17:11] <mib_5doimh> ok give me a second i try
#3777 [17:11] <mib_x23x96> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 7/27/2011, 17:05:34 Machine name: VALUED-46DD005A Operating System: Windows XP Home Edition (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.101209-1647) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Dell Computer Corporation
#3778 [17:11] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: No, paste it on pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#3779 [17:11] <ParanoiaComplex> Nothing is written on the console
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#3782 [17:12] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Nothing at all? That's... inconvenient. :/
#3783 [17:12] <ParanoiaComplex> All that is there is the initial run command and the pause command
#3784 [17:12] <ParanoiaComplex> yeah
#3785 [17:12] <mib_x23x96> http://pastebin.com/zFW6qRqr
#3786 [17:12] <mib_x23x96> soorry
#3787 [17:12] <Rojikku> what was that channel for help with mods called?
#3788 [17:12] <Morrolan> #risucraft or #mcp or #mcp-modding
#3789 [17:12] <Morrolan> NOt sure about the last one
#3790 [17:13] <ParanoiaComplex> I just get a characteristic slow down
#3791 [17:13] <mib_x23x96> now what
#3792 [17:13] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Well, you could try to completely uninstall any existing Java installation and reinstall it again. :/
#3793 [17:13] <ParanoiaComplex> when I try to run it in general
#3794 [17:13] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: Now you'll have to give me a minute to read through it.
#3795 [17:13] <zemyxaphile> Thanks guys. I need to go for now but I'll probly be back :V
#3796 [17:13] <mib_5doimh> OK i don`t work. Thanks for your help. But i can`t reinstall the whole system. Then i play something else
#3797 [17:13] <mib_x23x96> alright cool thanks
#3798 [17:14] <ParanoiaComplex> I don't believe the problem is with java, The website minecraft works fine and the cracked MinecraftSP works fine too, its just the regular exe that doesn't work
#3799 [17:14] <Morrolan> mib_5doimh: Huh, wait.
#3800 [17:14] <mib_5doimh> ok
#3801 [17:14] <Valium> i believe i have the same problem as ParanoiaComplex
#3802 [17:14] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Oh, try this then, download the Minecraft file which is listed under 'Linux/other' from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3803 [17:14] <ParanoiaComplex> You can't open minecraft?
#3804 [17:14] <Morrolan> Same for you, Valium.
#3805 [17:14] <Valium> nope
#3806 [17:14] <Valium> tried that
#3807 [17:14] <ParanoiaComplex> What system
#3808 [17:14] <Valium> tried reinstalling java.
#3809 [17:14] <Valium> 64bit w7
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#3811 [17:15] <Valium> legit version.
#3812 [17:15] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: The one listed under 'Linux/Ohter'
#3813 [17:15] <Morrolan> the .jar file.
#3814 [17:15] <ParanoiaComplex> I've tried that as well
#3815 [17:15] <ParanoiaComplex> When I tried running it in compat mode
#3816 [17:15] <ParanoiaComplex> I get an error report
#3817 [17:15] <ParanoiaComplex> should I try giving you that?
#3818 [17:15] <Yossi> DANG it. If anyone responded to my query re: Unable to download lwgji.jar, can you re-send? D/c'd
#3819 [17:16] <Valium> everything that is happening in task manager is executing javaw.exe and shutting it down directly.
#3820 [17:16] <mib_x23x96> morrolan
#3821 [17:16] <Morrolan> Sure, ParanoiaComplex.
#3822 [17:16] <mib_5doimh> I got the same Problem like Paranoia and Valium and i tried "Linux/Other" too
#3823 [17:17] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: I'm having troubles finding drivers for your GPU, it's kinda old. :S
#3824 [17:17] <ParanoiaComplex> http://pastebin.com/1GTkHUem.
#3825 [17:17] <ParanoiaComplex> http://pastebin.com/1GTkHUem
#3826 [17:18] <mib_x23x96> yea i know does that mean someting bad
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#3829 [17:18] <JohnHodgkins> I just got an out of memory error in minecraft ._.
#3830 [17:18] <mib_5doimh> Morrolan?
#3831 [17:18] <ParanoiaComplex> Valium
#3832 [17:18] <Morrolan> JohnHodgkins: Happens all the time since 1.7.x
#3833 [17:18] <ParanoiaComplex> Whats your video card
#3834 [17:18] <Morrolan> JohnHodgkins: Can't really do much about it.
#3835 [17:19] <Valium> nvidea gt 330
#3836 [17:19] <ParanoiaComplex> I have Ati
#3837 [17:19] <ParanoiaComplex> So maybe thats not the problem
#3838 [17:19] <ParanoiaComplex> Because I can still run the pirated copy and the browser copy
#3839 [17:19] <Valium> its just my sister her laptop. mine and her friends laptop work
#3840 [17:20] <Valium> yeah she can run pirated version aswell
#3841 [17:20] <Morrolan> Well, everyone whose Minecraft doesn't start, and who does NOT get an error when following these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 , I can only advise you to a) make sure that the proper Java is installed (64 bit for 64 bit OS and vice-versa), and b) to reinstall java :/
#3842 [17:20] <DopeGhoti> if you're still running pirated copies, the crack may be breaking the legitimate game.
#3843 [17:20] <Morrolan> I am not familiar enough with the differences between the normal and the pirated version, so can't really judge what might be the culprit. :/
#3844 [17:20] <Valium> Morrolan: i reinstalled for 8 times already
#3845 [17:20] <DopeGhoti> ??> Valium win/profile
#3846 [17:20] <VoxelHead> Valium: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3847 [17:20] <Valium> DopeGhoti: i can run pirated and legit version..
#3848 [17:20] <Morrolan> \o/ DopeGhoti
#3849 [17:20] <VoxelHead> Valium: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3850 [17:20] <mib_5doimh> i reinstalled 5times already
#3851 [17:21] <mib_x23x96> morrolan does that mean me
#3852 [17:21] <Valium> VoxelHead: k ill let my sister try that.
#3853 [17:21] <ParanoiaComplex> The pirated copy doesn't have a crack
#3854 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> you may or may not note that I used the phrase 'may be', not 'definitely is'.
#3855 [17:21] <ParanoiaComplex> it just bypasses the login system
#3856 [17:21] <Morrolan> The pirated copy IS a crack, ParanoiaComplex.
#3857 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> that would be the crack.
#3858 [17:21] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: Nah, still looking for a driver from nvidia's site.
#3859 [17:21] <DopeGhoti> ??> Morrolan gpu/nvidia
#3860 [17:21] <VoxelHead> Morrolan: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#3861 [17:21] <mib_x23x96> k
#3862 [17:22] <ParanoiaComplex> Ok I agree
#3863 [17:22] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: That ain't the issue, his card: GeForce2 MX/MX 400
#3864 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: and ey wants to run Minecraft on that? Interesting.
#3865 [17:22] <Morrolan> Indeed. ;)
#3866 [17:22] <ParanoiaComplex> Besides that, my laptop can run it fine and it has the same cracked version as my desktop
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#3868 [17:23] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: It is Karma. :p
#3869 [17:23] <ParanoiaComplex> lol
#3870 [17:23] <Morrolan> No, seriously, no idea.
#3871 [17:23] <ParanoiaComplex> Really wierd
#3872 [17:23] <ParanoiaComplex> did you see the error report I linked?
#3873 [17:23] <bits121> hi my minecraft i know i just downloaded a texture pack and that might have messed it up but the screen keeps going black and wont let me play any idead's me peeps
#3874 [17:23] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: It seems that Nvidia doesn't offer any support for this card anymore, so, yea. Your best bet is to get $60 together and buy a new card I guess.
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#3876 [17:24] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Yea, and normally we advise people with this error to reinstall Java.
#3877 [17:24] <Morrolan> bits121: Are you on windows, Mac or Linux?
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#3879 [17:24] <ParanoiaComplex> I'll try it out
#3880 [17:24] <Valium> ParanoiaComplex: do you get an error? i don't ;x
#3881 [17:24] <bits121> windows
#3882 [17:24] <ParanoiaComplex> Only when I run it in compatability mode
#3883 [17:24] <ParanoiaComplex> for vista sp2
#3884 [17:24] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: uh, the drivers are right there
#3885 [17:25] <mib_x23x96> well what if i buy minecraft will my card allow me to play it then
#3886 [17:25] <DopeGhoti> Product Type: Legacy
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#3888 [17:25] <Valium> do you got 64bit aswell?
#3889 [17:25] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Waait.
#3890 [17:25] <ParanoiaComplex> yeah'
#3891 [17:25] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: And, uh, why did I not find them through the driver-search-thingy?
#3892 [17:25] <DopeGhoti> http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_2k_93.71_2.html
#3893 [17:25] <bits121> im on windows anyone there
#3894 [17:26] <Morrolan> mib_x23x96: To be honest, most likely not.
#3895 [17:26] <Morrolan> bits121: Yea, sorry.
#3896 [17:26] <Morrolan> ??> bits121 win/.minecraft
#3897 [17:26] <VoxelHead> bits121: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3898 [17:26] <bits121> yeah
#3899 [17:26] <mib_x23x96> alright thanks anyway
#3900 [17:26] <DopeGhoti> Morrolan: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx, first drop-down, pick Legacy, then look at the second and third in that order.
#3901 [17:26] <bits121> i have the .minecraft folder
#3902 [17:26] <Morrolan> In the folder VoxelHead linked you is a folder called 'texturepacks', bits121. In there will be your texturepack which messes stuff up, remove it.
#3903 [17:27] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Ah, 'legacy' is the keyword, I never switched it from 'GeForce'
#3904 [17:27] <mib_5doimh> Can i send a link for a screenshot to show my problem
#3905 [17:27] <Morrolan> Yea, sure.
#3906 [17:27] <mib_5doimh> ?
#3907 [17:27] <DopeGhoti> ⋯-=≡★ ♪ The More You Know… ♫
#3908 [17:27] <bits121> but all of my texture packs are gone
#3909 [17:27] <mib_5doimh> ok just a second
#3910 [17:27] <bits121> it's empty
#3911 [17:27] <Morrolan> bits121: Ok, in this case try this please:
#3912 [17:27] <Morrolan> ??> bits121 win/reinst
#3913 [17:27] <VoxelHead> bits121: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3914 [17:27] <VoxelHead> bits121: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3915 [17:27] <Morrolan> DopeGhoti: Indeed. :)
#3916 [17:28] <ParanoiaComplex> How do I uninstall java? The update programs from my program list?
#3917 [17:28] <Morrolan> Control panel -> programs and applications
#3918 [17:28] <ParanoiaComplex> Yeah
#3919 [17:28] <Morrolan> Then select Java and hit uninstall
#3920 [17:28] <bits121> thank you so much
#3921 [17:28] <montezuma> When I try to play the beta on Minecraft.net the screen will not load, and when I download it to the desktop and run it, it will say that I am attempting to run a program that has an unrecognized author, so I hit run anyway but nothing happens after, any suggestions?
#3922 [17:28] <ParanoiaComplex> Theres a list of 2 Java "updates" but no regular Java
#3923 [17:28] <Morrolan> Just remove both of them, ParanoiaComplex.
#3924 [17:29] <ParanoiaComplex> Thats what I figured, ok
#3925 [17:29] <Morrolan> montezuma: I assume you've got Java installed, right?
#3926 [17:29] <montezuma> I believe so.
#3927 [17:29] <Valium> Morrolan: new charracter wordked. Thanks! :)
#3928 [17:29] <Valium> new windows profile*
#3929 [17:29] <Morrolan> Just to make sure. Do you know how to open a command prompt, montezuma?
#3930 [17:29] <Morrolan> Valium: Thank DopeGhoti :)
#3931 [17:29] <mib_5doimh> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/856/problemv.jpg/
#3932 [17:29] <mib_5doimh> here its the link
#3933 [17:29] <Valium> Thanks DopeGhoti aswell^^
#3934 [17:30] <montezuma> yes.
#3935 [17:30] <Morrolan> montezuma: Open one and type 'java -version' in there.
#3936 [17:30] <Morrolan> (Without the '')
#3937 [17:30] <montezuma> okay\
#3938 [17:30] <Morrolan> If it shows which Java you're running then this is fine so far.
#3939 [17:30] <Morrolan> Brb, gotta close some windows
#3940 [17:31] <mib_5doimh> kk
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#3943 [17:32] <ParanoiaComplex> No fix Morrolan, I'm going to try to run it in different compat modes
#3944 [17:33] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Ok
#3945 [17:33] <montezuma> Morrolan, I do have java, version 1.6.0
#3946 [17:33] <Morrolan> Ok, so that ought to be fine.
#3947 [17:34] <montezuma> But still no fix
#3948 [17:34] <ParanoiaComplex> strange, I am no longer getting the error report for Vista sp2, but now I'm getting the same memoryleak/slowdown unresponsive login screen that I normally get
#3949 [17:34] <Morrolan> montezuma: Try this: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 With a bit of luck it'll then show us an error which might help further.
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#3951 [17:35] <metinfb37> how can i make my server freebuild in wikia says admin can make it but how?
#3952 [17:35] <metinfb37> is anybody here
#3953 [17:35] <mib_5doimh> Morrolan? What you think about my screenshot?
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#3955 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> Help!
#3956 [17:36] <ParanoiaComplex> No.
#3957 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> Why cant i chat in single player?
#3958 [17:36] <clone1018> mib_emgnxn: :|
#3959 [17:36] <clone1018> what
#3960 [17:36] <clone1018> Because its SINGLE player
#3961 [17:36] <ParanoiaComplex> I'm kidding lol, because you can't talk to yourself?
#3962 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> Yeah..
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#3964 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> But
#3965 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> For the single players commands..
#3966 [17:36] <mib_emgnxn> It is possible..
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#3968 [17:37] <ParanoiaComplex> If the mod is installed correctly it should be enabled
#3969 [17:37] <Morrolan> metinfb37: So, you want a beta sever with infinite items etc?
#3970 [17:37] <mib_emgnxn> I just want to get stuff. :>
#3971 [17:37] <metinfb37> no sorry
#3972 [17:37] <afkdancing> i need help with basic setup if someone can help me
#3973 [17:37] <Morrolan> mib_emgnxn: Well, did you install SPC then?
#3974 [17:37] <mib_emgnxn> Spc..?
#3975 [17:37] <mib_emgnxn> Uhhh
#3976 [17:37] <Morrolan> mib_5doimh: Remove any existing java installation and erinstall int.
#3977 [17:37] <metinfb37> i want make a server that everybody can build or destroy blocks
#3978 [17:37] <Morrolan> reinstall*
#3979 [17:37] <Morrolan> mib_emgnxn: SinglePlayeCommands
#3980 [17:37] <Morrolan> Player*
#3981 [17:38] <afkdancing> both in browser and the downloaded versions say bad video card
#3982 [17:38] <metinfb37> Morrolan: i want make a server that everybody can build or destroy blocks
#3983 [17:38] <Morrolan> metinfb37: Again, do you want a classic server (the old Minecraft), or do you want a beta server (with mobs, crafting etc)
#3984 [17:38] <metinfb37> beta
#3985 [17:38] <Morrolan> afkdancing: YOu'll have to update your video drivers.
#3986 [17:38] <mib_sj77a6> plz can sombody help me. i cant install minecraft to my computer...
#3987 [17:38] <metinfb37> Morrolan: beta
#3988 [17:39] <afkdancing> how and why no other games do i have problems with
#3989 [17:39] <Morrolan> metinfb37: In this case you will have to set up a way for people to get items. You could for exammple install craftbukkit (www.bukkit.org , #bukkit), and install a plugin then, which allows to spawn items, and give everyone the permission to do so.
#3990 [17:40] <metinfb37> Morroolan: thanks
#3991 [17:40] <Morrolan> metinfb37: Currently there is NO way of setting up a freebuild server with the vanilla (unmodified) server software.
#3992 [17:40] <Morrolan> mib_sj77a6: I guess you didn't need help then...
#3993 [17:40] <Morrolan> metinfb37: Sure thing.
#3994 [17:40] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Do you know which graphics card you have?
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#3996 [17:40] <montezuma> Okay I followed the instructions from http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 up until the part where you save the file to any file with .bat, but I have no .bat files.
#3997 [17:41] <afkdancing> no i dont know how to find it on windows 7
#3998 [17:41] <Morrolan> Just select 'any files' from the dropdown and add '.bat' to the end of the filename, montezuma. (without the '')
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#4000 [17:41] <mib_5vm3es> yos
#4001 [17:41] <ParanoiaComplex> Morrolan, its a miracle!
#4002 [17:41] <mib_5vm3es> sups bras
#4003 [17:41] <montezuma> Okay sorry im quite a new to this
#4004 [17:41] <ParanoiaComplex> I've discovered the possible issue
#4005 [17:41] <mib_5vm3es> hey i am a helper
#4006 [17:41] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: Little reminder, we are NOT your 'bras'
#4007 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> ask me anything
#4008 [17:42] <Morrolan> montezuma: No problem. ;)
#4009 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> YES , THANK YOU
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#4011 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> anyone need help?
#4012 [17:42] <afkdancing> wait i found it Nvidia Geforce 8200
#4013 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> FAke and gay
#4014 [17:42] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Ok, gimme a bit.
#4015 [17:42] <mib_5doimh> OK i removed the whole Java from my system every single one and reinstalled it but i wont work Morrolan
#4016 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> hey minecraft lags for me
#4017 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> lags
#4018 [17:42] <mib_5vm3es> LAG
#4019 [17:43] <mib_5vm3es> LAG!!!!!!!!
#4020 [17:43] <Morrolan> mib_5doimh: Ugh, then I'm out of ideas, you could wait some more here, maybe someone else has an idea.
#4021 [17:43] <Sinistrahd> !kick mib_5vm3es
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#4023 [17:43] <Morrolan> XD
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#4025 [17:43] <mib_5vm3es> ME
#4026 [17:43] <mib_5vm3es> i know
#4027 [17:43] <mib_5vm3es> tell me what the problem is
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#4029 [17:43] <mib_5doimh> OK then i go to sleep maybe tomorroy :)
#4030 [17:43] <mib_5doimh> ybye
#4031 [17:43] <Morrolan> cya, mib_5doimh
#4032 [17:43] <oldtopmanserver> !kick oldtopmanserver
#4033 [17:43] * AuBot kicked oldtopmanserver from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#4034 [17:43] <Sinistrahd> guess I don't get to do that
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#4036 [17:44] <oldtopmanserver> WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME I CAN KICK NOW?
#4037 [17:44] <Sinistrahd> that lag troll is really annoying though
#4038 [17:44] <oldtopmanserver> >.>
#4039 [17:44] <mib_4ve1ki> can someone help me i said deny instead of accept to let someone into my computer and it says press b but thats not working
#4040 [17:44] <mib_5vm3es> i am not a troll
#4041 [17:44] <mib_5vm3es> ur a troll
#4042 [17:44] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd. ;)
#4043 [17:44] <mib_5vm3es> sinishtrahd is a troll
#4044 [17:44] <montezuma> Okay, I have the Minecraft.bat file double clicked on it, nothing happened.
#4045 [17:44] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: Keep it civil.
#4046 [17:44] <ParanoiaComplex> Morrolan, I think the issue was screen res
#4047 [17:44] <oldtopmanserver> ??> mib_5vm3es attitude
#4048 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_5vm3es: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4049 [17:44] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: That would be interesting.
#4050 [17:44] <VoxelHead> mib_5vm3es: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4051 [17:45] <ParanoiaComplex> There might be a problem with Minecraft running at higher resolution
#4052 [17:45] <mib_5vm3es> can i have help
#4053 [17:45] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Still there?
#4054 [17:45] <mib_5vm3es> can i have some help, minecraft is giving me some lag
#4055 [17:45] <afkdancing> yes
#4056 [17:45] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: Lag? Graphics to fast, view distance to short or tiny.
#4057 [17:45] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: Also, disable advanced opengl
#4058 [17:45] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: If none works, install a mod called 'optimine'
#4059 [17:46] <Sinistrahd> at least he's not requesting greyvulpine anymore
#4060 [17:46] <mib_5vm3es> optimine, hmm
#4061 [17:46] <Morrolan> afkdancing: What operating system are you using? Windows, Mac, Linux, 32 or 64 bit?
#4062 [17:46] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan can u help me get optimine
#4063 [17:46] <Morrolan> Nope, ask in #risucraft
#4064 [17:46] <afkdancing> Windows 7, 64 bit i believe
#4065 [17:46] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan download link, steps ect
#4066 [17:47] <Morrolan> Or use Google, and there is surely a step-by-step guide in its thread, mib_5vm3es
#4067 [17:47] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Could you press the Windows key and the Pause/break key?
#4068 [17:47] <mib_5vm3es> i know, i dont follow i need your help
#4069 [17:47] <mib_5vm3es> plz
#4070 [17:48] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Then some system information window should pop up which shows you whether you've got a 32 or 64 bit OS.
#4071 [17:48] <mib_5vm3es> can u get me download link and tell me what to do
#4072 [17:48] <afkdancing> 64 bit
#4073 [17:48] <oldtopmanserver> mib_5vm3es: Ask for optimine in #risucraft
#4074 [17:48] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-173-optifog-and-optimine-hd-e-fps-boost/
#4075 [17:48] <Morrolan> There's the link, there is an instuction, now go and try it.
#4076 [17:48] <mib_5vm3es> what
#4077 [17:48] <mib_5vm3es> ok
#4078 [17:49] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Ok, one second please.
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#4080 [17:49] <mib_5vm3es> whats optifog
#4081 [17:49] <mib_5vm3es> i dont knw witch to download
#4082 [17:49] <Morrolan> afkdancing: Download the driver from here please: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html Then install it and try again.
#4083 [17:50] <Morrolan> You could also restart your PC, just to make sure that it's properly installed.
#4084 [17:50] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: It is a modification for Minecraft. And the download link should be pretty self-explanatory
#4085 [17:50] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan can u just use teamviewe
#4086 [17:50] <Morrolan> Nope
#4087 [17:50] <mib_5vm3es> why
#4088 [17:51] <mib_kpobyp> Hi I've just bought minecraft in the hope of saving what i've done but can't seem to save anything which is very annoying!! can anyone help??
#4089 [17:51] <Morrolan> Because I don't want, mib_5vm3es. I've got other stuff to do.
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#4091 [17:51] <mib_5vm3es> please Morrolan your my only hope
#4092 [17:52] <mib_5vm3es> :)
#4093 [17:52] <Morrolan> mib_kpobyp: You can't save anything?
#4094 [17:52] <mib_5vm3es> pretty please
#4095 [17:52] <mib_kpobyp> why
#4096 [17:52] <ParanoiaComplex> So now the issue is that it won't work unless I run it in 256 color mode
#4097 [17:52] <mib_kpobyp> they have a save level
#4098 [17:52] <ParanoiaComplex> Morrolan
#4099 [17:52] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan
#4100 [17:52] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan
#4101 [17:52] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan teamviewer please please pease please
#4102 [17:53] <mib_5vm3es> plzp
#4103 [17:53] <Morrolan> mib_kpobyp: Oh, the level gets saved automatically when you exit the game.
#4104 [17:53] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: Would you kindly stop higlightning me?
#4105 [17:53] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Pff, atleast yours is an interesting issue. :/
#4106 [17:53] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan then ccan u kindly help me
#4107 [17:53] <mib_5vm3es> i am to stupid to do it my self
#4108 [17:53] <mib_5vm3es> team viewer power!
#4109 [17:53] <Morrolan> Seems like something with the graphics driver is messed up, ParanoiaComplex. :/
#4110 [17:53] <Sinistrahd> knowing is half the battle
#4111 [17:53] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan help
#4112 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan yap
#4113 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> yap
#4114 [17:54] <ParanoiaComplex> haha, interesting I suppose, but really annoying. Currently the pirated version is working better than the regular one
#4115 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan yap
#4116 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> yap yap
#4117 [17:54] <Morrolan> mib_5vm3es: "By doing things it is you learn doing them", or however it's again.
#4118 [17:54] <mib_kpobyp> ok thanks will try that cheers
#4119 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> Morrolan yap yap yap
#4120 [17:54] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Yea. seems something there is different.
#4121 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> yap
#4122 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> yap yap
#4123 [17:54] <mib_5vm3es> yapppp
#4124 [17:54] <Morrolan> !kick mib_5vm3es Cut it
#4125 [17:54] * AuBot kicked mib_5vm3es from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by Morrolan with reason: Cut it))
#4126 [17:54] <montezuma> Morrolan, I have the Minecraft.bat file double clicked on it, nothing happened.
#4127 [17:55] <Morrolan> Uh, strange.
#4128 [17:55] <Morrolan> Like, absolutley NOTHING?
#4129 [17:55] <Morrolan> absolutely*
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#4132 [17:55] <oldtopmanserver> !ban TheRoot
#4133 [17:56] <oldtopmanserver> !ban TheRoot ban
#4134 [17:56] <oldtopmanserver> !kick TheRoot ban
#4135 [17:56] * AuBot kicked oldtopmanserver from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#4136 [17:56] <DopeGhoti> what.
#4137 [17:56] <montezuma> Well what looks like a mini console command comes up for a split second and then closes
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#4139 [17:56] <oldtopmanserver> >..
#4140 [17:56] <DopeGhoti> oldtopmanserver: what.
#4141 [17:56] <Morrolan> montezuma: Oh, ok. In this case add a NEW line at _the end_ of the bat file with 'pause' on it.
#4142 [17:56] <oldtopmanserver> DopeGhoti: Anyone care to explain how AuBot works?
#4143 [17:56] <mib_kpobyp> what do i actually get when i pay for minecraft?? What is different???
#4144 [17:56] <Morrolan> Then it should show what's wrong.
#4145 [17:57] <DopeGhoti> oldtopmanserver: AuBot's not mine. What any why are you trying to do?
#4146 [17:57] <Morrolan> mib_kpobyp: First a good conscience, second you can play multiplayer.
#4147 [17:57] <oldtopmanserver> DopeGhoti: Who owns it?
#4148 [17:57] <ParanoiaComplex> Morrolan: C:\Users\Admin\Desktop\Minecraft>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.mi necraft.LauncherFrame 'java' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. C:\Users\Admin\Desktop\Minecraft>pause Press any key to continue . . .
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#4150 [17:57] <DopeGhoti> Kealper. What are you trying to do?
#4151 [17:57] <ParanoiaComplex> Is that an issue with the java now?
#4152 [17:58] <Morrolan> Yea, that's an issue with an incomplete PATH variable. Uh, DopeGhoti, got some time? :p
#4153 [17:58] <DopeGhoti> Sort of.
#4154 [17:58] <Morrolan> Feel like walking ParanoiaComplex through adding Java to the PATH variable?
#4155 [17:58] <ParanoiaComplex> The cracked still works
#4156 [17:59] <oldtopmanserver> cracked?
#4157 [17:59] <DopeGhoti> ParanoiaComplex: open your batch file, and before 'java' on the same line, put this:
#4158 [17:59] <oldtopmanserver> ParanoiaComplex: you have to completely remove the pirated version before real minecraft will work?
#4159 [18:00] <ParanoiaComplex> Not to my knowledge, Oktopmanserver, It works fine with the pirated version installed on my laptop
#4160 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> wait, it's not /usr/local/bin/java
#4161 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> I don't know the path off the top of me head :p
#4162 [18:00] <mib_kpobyp> i've paid for this game but i can't get any skins?? how do i get skins??? an is also still not saving?
#4163 [18:00] <DopeGhoti> mib_kpobyp: define 'get skins'
#4164 [18:00] <mib_kpobyp> ?
#4165 [18:00] <mib_kpobyp> define??
#4166 [18:00] <AG_Scott> If you want to find premade skins, just google "minecraft skins".
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#4168 [18:01] <mib_kpobyp> ok
#4169 [18:01] <mib_kpobyp> thanks
#4170 [18:01] <AG_Scott> You can upload them under the profile section on the site, it won't show up on the site. When you get in game, you'll see your skin.
#4171 [18:01] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Haha, ok then. We'll have to look for your Java installation. Most likely this is somewhere like 'C:\Program Files\JRE'
#4172 [18:01] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Depending on what exactly you installed and your system it might be another path, you'll have to look a bit.
#4173 [18:02] <montezuma> okay morrolan, the windows cmd came up
#4174 [18:02] <Morrolan> (You could also check in control panel -> classic view -> java, if that's there)
#4175 [18:02] <Morrolan> montezuma: Ok, with?
#4176 [18:02] <Morrolan> Respectively, what does it say?
#4177 [18:02] <montezuma> java. files
#4178 [18:03] <ParanoiaComplex> C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6 is my installation directory
#4179 [18:03] <montezuma> ohh could notfind the main frame
#4180 [18:04] <montezuma> umm
#4181 [18:04] <Morrolan> ParanoiaComplex: Ok. In this case replace the 'java' in the .bat file with "C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\java" (INCLUDING the quotes)
#4182 [18:04] <Morrolan> montezuma: And you DID put that .bat file into the same directory as Minecraft.jar ?
#4183 [18:05] <montezuma> yes, wait the document with the minecraft.jar is what you mean right?
#4184 [18:05] <DopeGhoti> and then, get rid of the 32-bit java install, and install a proer 64-bit version
#4185 [18:05] <Morrolan> Uh, yes, montezuma.
#4186 [18:05] <montezuma> okay sorry
#4187 [18:06] <montezuma> yes I did
#4188 [18:06] <Morrolan> Hmm, should go quite soon, have to get up tomorrow early. :/
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#4190 [18:06] <Morrolan> I guess I'll just leave here, I'm sure someone else will take you over. Have a nice day.
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#4193 [18:08] <montezuma> exactly what it says is "Could not find the main class: net.Minecraft.LauncherFrame.Program will exit. Anyone know what to do?
#4194 [18:08] <DopeGhoti> montezuma: you're pointing it at the wrong .jarfile
#4195 [18:08] <mortisha> Hey everytime I play mindcraft on my pc it frezzes up alot and I turend everything thats slows it down to help it go faster but I keep having to use Task Manager
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#4197 [18:12] <Chris> I just tried to install the Amazopack (two mods and a texturepack) and Minecraft can't load correctly anymore, is there a way to fix this without uninstalling the pack?
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#4199 [18:16] <brand0ng> gotta be ALOT more specific than that chris
#4200 [18:16] <brand0ng> or nobody is even going to attempt to help you
#4201 [18:17] <xorcon> I don't have a credit card, is there another way to but the game?
#4202 [18:17] <brand0ng> paypal
#4203 [18:17] <brand0ng> but usually you use a credit card to fill it
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#4205 [18:18] <brand0ng> you can use prepaid credit cards i think
#4206 [18:18] <xorcon> okay, thanks
#4207 [18:22] <Chris> Nevermind I got it
#4208 [18:25] <montezuma> Okay, the command prompt came up with a list of files, it says the problem was an "Exception in the thread "main" Java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: net/minecraft/LauncherFrame (next line) caused by: Java.lang............................... at................................at...............................ect. (notethat the dots are not the file name)
#4209 [18:26] <montezuma> Can anyone help?
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#4211 [18:28] <rcollier> hello
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#4213 [18:28] <rcollier> can anyone help me?
#4214 [18:31] <rcollier> hello?
#4215 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Look, rcollier, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4216 [18:31] <rcollier> sorry but no one replied so i didnt think any1 was here
#4217 [18:32] <rcollier> you know about what was happening earlier
#4218 [18:32] <rcollier> about randomly shuting down
#4219 [18:32] <rcollier> i reinstalled java and it still does it
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#4222 [18:33] <Demon_Kit> hello?
#4223 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Look, Demon_Kit, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4224 [18:33] <rcollier> voxelhead
#4225 [18:33] <rcollier> can you help me?
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#4227 [18:34] <VoxelHead> Perhaps.
#4228 [18:35] <Demon_Kit> okay then. i download the game after buying it and it says that it can't find the accelerating openGL mode. I've updated my drivers and its still not working
#4229 [18:35] <VoxelHead> But only when the moon is full, and Neptune is in the Seventh House.
#4230 [18:35] <raisin> hi is wug on
#4231 [18:35] <rcollier> no
#4232 [18:35] <raisin> ok
#4233 [18:35] <Wug> ffffffffffff
#4234 [18:35] <rcollier> oh ok
#4235 [18:35] <Wug> I JUST LOGGED IN
#4236 [18:35] <rcollier> yh he is lol
#4237 [18:35] <raisin> hi
#4238 [18:35] <rcollier> voxel
#4239 [18:35] <raisin> lol
#4240 [18:36] <Demon_Kit> LOOK ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR WHAT?
#4241 [18:36] <DopeGhoti> ??> Demon_Kit win/dxdiag
#4242 [18:36] <VoxelHead> Demon_Kit: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4243 [18:36] <VoxelHead> Demon_Kit: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4244 [18:37] <rcollier> i was speaking to tyteen earlier and my problem is minecraft crashes randomly and i get and error report on my desktop in a notepad
#4245 [18:37] <rcollier> he told me to reinstall java
#4246 [18:37] <rcollier> which i did
#4247 [18:37] <rcollier> but it still does it
#4248 [18:38] <DopeGhoti> rcollier: do you have any mods or texture packs installed?
#4249 [18:39] <Wug> I dont think teamviewering raisin will work
#4250 [18:39] <Wug> his internet has dropped every single time Ive tried
#4251 [18:39] <DopeGhoti> I wan't planning on it.
#4252 [18:39] <Wug> its almost as though theres some networking issue
#4253 [18:39] <Wug> I know, I tried again
#4254 [18:40] <rcollier> i have mods
#4255 [18:40] <Wug> I'm officially giving up. he needs local help
#4256 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> IP over Avian Courier is not the most reliable.
#4257 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> rcollier: sounds like SEP, or causality
#4258 [18:40] <rcollier> how do i fix this
#4259 [18:40] <Demon_Kit> There is no link
#4260 [18:40] <DopeGhoti> ??> rcollier win/reinst
#4261 [18:40] <VoxelHead> rcollier: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4262 [18:40] <VoxelHead> rcollier: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4263 [18:41] <rcollier> ok thanks
#4264 [18:41] <rcollier> you guys know alot
#4265 [18:41] <DopeGhoti> we try
#4266 [18:41] <rcollier> where did you learn all this
#4267 [18:41] <DopeGhoti> years of experience.
#4268 [18:42] <Demon_Kit> http://pastebin.com/FBL6BcxM
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#4270 [18:42] <Product> Hi all :)
#4271 [18:42] <rev-lemon> he product
#4272 [18:42] <DopeGhoti> Demon_Kit: your video drivers are from _2009_
#4273 [18:42] <DopeGhoti> Demon_Kit: update them.
#4274 [18:42] <Product> !seen almostroot
#4275 [18:42] <rcollier> oh ok
#4276 [18:42] <eggy> lol, 2009 :x
#4277 [18:43] <Product> Hey DopeGhoti, if you see almostroot can you please tell him that Products needs him, thanks :)
#4278 [18:43] <Demon_Kit> alrigh then how? where to go? I'm using a using a dell inspiron with windows 7 64-bit
#4279 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> Demon_Kit: go to your OEM site, look up the model of your computer and look for newer video drivers
#4280 [18:44] <Demon_Kit> OEM?
#4281 [18:44] <DopeGhoti> also, your computer seems to have a laptop Intel GPU chipset, so it may not be up to the task that is Minecraft.
#4282 [18:45] <Demon_Kit> Intel GPU chipset
#4283 [18:45] <DopeGhoti> ?? oem
#4284 [18:45] <VoxelHead> oem: Original Equipment Manufacturer
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#4287 [18:45] <Demon_Kit> i don't know what these things are
#4288 [18:45] <Wug> Demon_Kit: http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=gen&ServiceTag=&SystemID=INSPIRON1545&os=WLH&osl=en&catid=&impid=
#4289 [18:45] <jumpercan> anyone know why when i try and play minecraft beta in browser why its ust a white screen
#4290 [18:46] <Wug> in the bottom of the list
#4291 [18:46] <Wug> in the video section
#4292 [18:46] <rcollier> where can i update drivers
#4293 [18:46] <rev-lemon> jumpercan when do you see the white screen ?
#4294 [18:46] <rcollier> i wana see if i need an update
#4295 [18:46] <Wug> download and install the one labeled 'ATI - Driver'
#4296 [18:46] <jumpercan> right when it starts up
#4297 [18:46] <rcollier> i got my computer this year but i wana check
#4298 [18:46] <DopeGhoti> rcollier: depends on your GPU
#4299 [18:46] <rcollier> gpu?
#4300 [18:47] <rcollier> wats that?
#4301 [18:47] <DopeGhoti> ?? gpu
#4302 [18:47] <VoxelHead> gpu: Graphical Processing Unit; also known as one's Video Card or Graphics Adapter. See ?? dxdiag for how to get lots if information about yours.
#4303 [18:47] <rcollier> you want me to put it in pastebin?
#4304 [18:48] <jumpercan> anyone know why when i try and play minecraft beta in browser why its ust a white screen
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#4306 [18:48] <DfxInsane> Hey
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#4308 [18:48] <DfxInsane> I am having a problem D:
#4309 [18:48] <Wug> jumpercan: what os are you on
#4310 [18:48] <Demon_Kit> okay its telling me to download a download manager application
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#4312 [18:48] <jumpercan> os?
#4313 [18:48] <rev-lemon> dfxinsane whats up
#4314 [18:48] <Wug> Demon_Kit: use the browser download
#4315 [18:49] <DfxInsane> Ok
#4316 [18:49] <jumpercan> whats n os
#4317 [18:49] <jumpercan> an*
#4318 [18:49] <rev-lemon> os - operating ssystem
#4319 [18:49] <DfxInsane> Rev, I open my minecraft, everything is fine, and then
#4320 [18:50] <DfxInsane> I make a new world or open one
#4321 [18:50] <jumpercan> sorry but i have no clue
#4322 [18:50] <rcollier> where can i find driver updates?
#4323 [18:50] <rcollier> i wana check if im up to date
#4324 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> rcollier: at your GPU OEM's site.
#4325 [18:50] <DfxInsane> And all of a sudden I get a Error message, MC has crashed
#4326 [18:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> DfxInsane specific
#4327 [18:50] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#4328 [18:50] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#4329 [18:50] <Contex> Would there be any reason for a minecraft server to use 603% of the CPU? http://pastebin.com/ipvpuQGe
#4330 [18:50] <Wug> probably map corruption
#4331 [18:50] <DfxInsane> Whats PasteBin O_o
#4332 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> ??> DfxInsane pastebin
#4333 [18:51] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#4335 [18:51] <Wug> ?? google
#4336 [18:51] <VoxelHead> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#4337 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> Contex: 602%?
#4338 [18:51] <Contex> 603% that is.
#4339 [18:51] <DfxInsane> Ok one sec Voxel
#4340 [18:51] <Contex> Of the CPU.
#4341 [18:51] <Wug> DopeGhoti: linux reports processor usage as a percentage of one core
#4342 [18:51] <rcollier> well you could recommend a site
#4343 [18:51] <DopeGhoti> Wug: I know this.
#4344 [18:51] <Wug> so an 8 core cpu could theoretically use 800%
#4345 [18:52] <DopeGhoti> apparently Contex does not.
#4346 [18:52] <Contex> I don't, sorry.
#4347 [18:52] <Contex> So it's normal?
#4348 [18:52] <DopeGhoti> Contex: The MC server, _especially_ if it's been modded, can use a metric shitton of CPU resource.s
#4349 [18:52] * Blackthorne [Blackthorne@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4350 [18:52] <DfxInsane> It flashes by to quick to red
#4351 [18:52] <DfxInsane> read*
#4352 [18:52] <Demon_Kit> i downloaded it, i ran and it said no files visit drivers and downloads
#4353 [18:52] <Contex> Okay, thank you :-)
#4354 [18:53] <DopeGhoti> Contex: cheers.
#4355 [18:53] <DfxInsane> I tried deleting the Bin, even re-installing MC
#4356 [18:53] <DfxInsane> Both to no avail
#4357 [18:53] <rev-lemon> dfxinsane have you gone to control pannel add remove programs remove java / reinstall it via java.com
#4358 [18:54] <DfxInsane> Well, it worked up until about 20 seconds ago
#4359 [18:55] <DfxInsane> I was playing it like litterally 10 minutes ago, got bored of my mods, took out the bin, got it back, and then tried to play, nothing bad happens until I attempt to join a world or make one
#4360 [18:55] * mib_264qbn [mib_264qbn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4361 [18:56] <Demon_Kit> PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
#4362 [18:56] <rev-lemon> dfxinsane if you make a new world what happens
#4363 [18:56] <mib_264qbn> every time i try to login to minecraft it can't connect to minecraft.net
#4364 [18:56] <rev-lemon> ??> demon_kit win/reinst
#4365 [18:56] <VoxelHead> demon_kit: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4366 [18:56] <VoxelHead> demon_kit: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4367 [18:57] <DfxInsane> Ok, I make a new world, and it shows just the backround, doesnt show its loading anything what so ever, then a error code flashes to quick to copy and it goes black
#4368 [18:57] <Wug> Demon_Kit - download and install:
#4369 [18:57] <Wug> http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/download.aspx?c=us&l=en&s=gen&releaseid=R208107&SystemID=INSPIRON1545&servicetag=&os=WLH&osl=en&deviceid=20477&devlib=0&typecnt=0&vercnt=1&catid=-1&impid=-1&formatcnt=0&libid=6&typeid=-1&dateid=-1&formatid=-1&source=-1&fileid=291595
#4370 [18:57] <Wug> dont download the download helper
#4371 [18:57] <Wug> use the 'browser download' option
#4372 [18:57] <rev-lemon> dfxinsane it sounds like your files that it apparently got back from deleteing the bin folder arnt all there
#4373 [18:58] <DfxInsane> So uh, any way to fix?
#4374 [18:58] <Wug> ??> DfxInsane teamviewer
#4375 [18:58] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#4376 [18:58] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#4377 [18:58] * mib_bn1bow [mib_bn1bow@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4378 [18:59] <DfxInsane> Isnt that kinda risky ish
#4379 [18:59] <Wug> no
#4380 [18:59] <Wug> not if I do it
#4381 [18:59] <mib_bn1bow> po
#4382 [18:59] <DfxInsane> COuldnt they do things to my files by any chance D:
#4383 [18:59] <Wug> I wont
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#4385 [18:59] <mib_264qbn> Hey can someone help me i've played minecraft for a while and now when i try to login it says cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4386 [18:59] * mib_b99xko [mib_b99xko@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4387 [18:59] <Wug> ask DopeGhoti if he would let me continue offering support in this channel if I did stuff like that
#4388 [19:00] * GreyVulpine [GreyVulpine@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4389 [19:00] <mib_b99xko> i cant download after i bought it
#4390 [19:00] <Wug> !client
#4391 [19:00] <|Kiikun|> if it cant connect, just try again or just click play offline
#4392 [19:00] <DfxInsane> I just cant, Im sorry, its not my computer and we spent a lot to fix it from previous problems, MC isnt worth risk :l
#4393 [19:00] * jumpercan [jumpercan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4394 [19:00] <Wug> whatever
#4395 [19:00] <Wug> GreyVulpine: am I safe to teamviewer with
#4396 [19:01] * mib_b99xko [mib_b99xko@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#4397 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> Completely
#4398 [19:01] <Demon_Kit> IT'S JUST GIVING THE SAME APPLICATION MANAGER THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!
#4399 [19:01] <jumpercan> anyoe know why when minecraft starts up its just a blank black screen?
#4400 [19:01] <mib_bn1bow> when i try to strart minecraft it sayorg.lwjg.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated how can i fix this?
#4401 [19:01] <Wug> DEMON_KIT - DONT DOWNLOAD THE APPLICATION MANAGER
#4402 [19:01] <DfxInsane> Ok fine, but please please please
#4403 [19:01] <Wug> USE THE BROWSER DOWNLOAD OPTION
#4404 [19:01] <DfxInsane> I would litterally die if something happened
#4405 [19:01] <Wug> LIKE I TOLD YOU
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#4407 [19:01] <Demon_Kit> WHAT IS THAT!!!
#4408 [19:01] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Update your video drivers
#4409 [19:02] <jumpercan> anyoe know why when minecraft starts up its just a blank black screen?
#4410 [19:02] <rev-lemon> jumpercan either reinstall java or your video card cant run it. also try login to minecraft.net and click broswer on the homepage
#4411 [19:02] <jumpercan> i did
#4412 [19:02] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine- how
#4413 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Do you know what video card you have? What operating system are you on?
#4414 [19:02] <Demon_Kit> WHERE IS THAT!
#4415 [19:02] <DfxInsane> Wug
#4416 [19:02] <DfxInsane> Where do I tell you it?
#4417 [19:02] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-I dont know
#4418 [19:03] <Wug> Demon_Kit: download it from here
#4419 [19:03] <Wug> http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R208107.exe
#4420 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Are you running windows? Mac? Linux?
#4421 [19:03] <Wug> god
#4422 [19:03] <Wug> DfxInsane: use a pm please
#4423 [19:03] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-windows 7
#4424 [19:03] <DfxInsane> How might I do that?
#4425 [19:03] * mib_7xkdqj [mib_7xkdqj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4426 [19:03] <Wug> /msg wug blahblahblah
#4427 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Could you please follow these instructions:
#4428 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> DfxInsane: I don't think that 'literally' means what you think it means.
#4429 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_bn1bow win/dxdiag
#4430 [19:03] <VoxelHead> mib_bn1bow: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4431 [19:03] <VoxelHead> mib_bn1bow: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4432 [19:04] <Demon_Kit> Not my fault you didn't give me something that was on the page.
#4433 [19:04] * |Kiikun| comes in offering snacks to Wug, Grey, and whever else is getting ulcers.
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#4434 [19:05] <fornasetti> is it possible that I can get some help?
#4435 [19:05] * kjo [kjo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4436 [19:05] <rev-lemon> fornasetti whats the matter
#4437 [19:05] <tony11849> i cant get help
#4438 [19:05] <rev-lemon> tony11849 wtf state your trouble
#4439 [19:05] <|Kiikun|> you cant get help? well we cant help you get help <.<
#4440 [19:05] <kjo> i cant get the game screen to load
#4441 [19:05] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine_what does that mean
#4442 [19:06] <|Kiikun|> we can help you.. but if you need help getting help.. thats a recursive nightmare
#4443 [19:06] <tony11849> i cant get my freaken minecraft to work in the browser
#4444 [19:06] <kjo> pringles
#4445 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Go to your start menu, you have a search bar there, yes?
#4446 [19:06] <kjo> =)
#4447 [19:06] <mib_bn1bow> yes
#4448 [19:06] <fornasetti> I was trying to download some mods for minecraft and I got the black screen so I decided to restart everything, and deleted all minecraft things except for saves
#4449 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Please type in: dxdiag
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#4451 [19:06] <FightFox> Anyone can fix corrupt map files :p?
#4452 [19:06] <tony11849> ok
#4453 [19:06] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Do you see a directx diagnostic console there?
#4454 [19:06] <fornasetti> I redownloaded minecraft and it won't open
#4455 [19:06] <rev-lemon> tony11849 please control pannel add remove programs / remove java / reinstall java.com
#4456 [19:07] <fornasetti> (I'm on a mac btw)
#4457 [19:07] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-then what
#4458 [19:07] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine- yes
#4459 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Do you see a button marked "Save all information"?
#4460 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Please do so, save the file onto your desktop
#4461 [19:07] <kjo> im on free sever thing and i join then all i get is blank white screen
#4462 [19:08] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-ok
#4463 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Please tell me what you've done so
#4464 [19:08] <mib_bn1bow> Saving to desktop
#4465 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - Alright, open up the text file you've just created. Copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste the text there, press the submit button, and then give us the address to the website.
#4466 [19:08] <fornasetti> hello?
#4467 [19:08] <VoxelHead> Look, fornasetti, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4468 [19:09] <FightFox> Nobody here who can fix corrupted map files :(?
#4469 [19:09] <fornasetti> I did...
#4470 [19:09] <fornasetti> how do I get minecraft working?
#4471 [19:09] <rev-lemon> fightfox you have to do it your self get your self a program called mcedit open the world file and resave it and try and load it back
#4472 [19:09] <|Kiikun|> fox, what courupted it?
#4473 [19:10] <|Kiikun|> or just listed to lemon :P
#4474 [19:10] * tony11849 [tony11849@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4475 [19:10] <rev-lemon> lol
#4476 [19:10] <FightFox> When we get to our "town square" it starts lagging like crazy
#4477 [19:10] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine_http://pastebin.com/qWL40wJt
#4478 [19:10] <fornasetti> thanks I'll try
#4479 [19:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - One moment
#4480 [19:10] <Demon_Kit> STILL NOT WORKING
#4481 [19:11] <tony11849> ok how do i get the game to play if i dont download it i go to in browser play and it dont work
#4482 [19:11] * |Kiikun| offers the father fruit
#4482 [19:11] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-no prob
#4483 [19:12] <tony11849> really anyone
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#4485 [19:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - You're running a NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430, on Windows 7 Professional 32-bit. The video driver you want to download and install are at: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#4486 [19:12] <|Kiikun|> clear cache and the .minecraft folder?
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#4488 [19:13] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-what do i do when i get to the site?
#4489 [19:13] <GreyVulpine> Download the driver to your computer, then install it
#4490 [19:13] <Wug> DfxInsane just had chunks of residual mods
#4491 [19:13] <|Kiikun|> mib_bn1bow: download the driver and install it?
#4492 [19:13] <Wug> clean install and it works fine
#4493 [19:13] <fornasetti> nope, minecraft still not woking
#4494 [19:13] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-is it safe
#4495 [19:14] <fornasetti> working* any other ideas?
#4496 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> mib_bn1bow - I wouldn't give it to you if it wasn't.
#4497 [19:14] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-its downloading
#4498 [19:14] <Wug> Demon_Kit: you installed from that link I sent you?
#4499 [19:15] <Demon_Kit> yep
#4500 [19:15] <Wug> you restarted your computer like it probably asked you to?
#4501 [19:15] <Wug> you never left
#4502 [19:16] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-what do i do after?
#4503 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Install it
#4504 [19:17] <fornasetti> can someone help me? I was trying to download some mods for minecraft and I got the black screen so I decided to restart everything, and deleted all minecraft things except for saves. I then re-downloaded minecraft and it won't open at all. I needs some advise please.
#4505 [19:17] <tony11849> it wont me play in browser and i cant download it cuase this isnt my computer
#4506 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean it won't open at all fornasetti?
#4507 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> fornasetti - Does the launcher run at all?
#4508 [19:17] <DopeGhoti> fornasetti: are you certain you deleted everything other than the saves directory? Did you try creating a new world?
#4509 [19:18] <fornasetti> well whenn I double click the minecraft icon, simply nothing comes up, I can't access minecraft at all (I'm on mac btw)
#4510 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> fornasetti mac/permissions
#4511 [19:18] <VoxelHead> fornasetti: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#4512 [19:18] <VoxelHead> fornasetti: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#4513 [19:18] <DfxInsane> Do you guys like work for MC?
#4514 [19:18] * mib_j8kx3a [mib_j8kx3a@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4515 [19:18] <Wug> DfxInsane: no
#4516 [19:18] <Wug> volunteers, all of us
#4517 [19:19] <DfxInsane> :D Wow, amazing, Notch owes you guys some thanks :p
#4518 [19:19] <Wug> he does thank us occasionally
#4519 [19:19] <DfxInsane> =D awesome
#4520 [19:19] <mib_bn1bow> GreyVulpine-tell me about the driver
#4521 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> What about it?
#4522 [19:20] <DfxInsane> Ok, thanks guys I appreciate it, you will probly see more of me cause I am dumb and always screw things up haha =P
#4523 [19:20] <Wug> you're far less dumb than most ._.
#4524 [19:21] <DfxInsane> I would hope not, makes me wonder about the future of humanity O_O
#4525 [19:21] <Wug> you can tell because you use sentences and not random collections and bursts of fragmented words and thoughts
#4526 [19:21] <fornasetti> YES!
#4527 [19:21] <fornasetti> THANKYOU
#4528 [19:21] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4528 [19:21] <VoxelHead> lordy
#4529 [19:21] * Wug tips GreyVulpine
#4529 [19:21] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug
#4529 [19:21] <DfxInsane> :o
#4530 [19:21] <fornasetti> You guys are awesome
#4531 [19:21] <VoxelHead> well slap my ass and call me VoxelHead
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#4533 [19:21] <Wug> we know. :D
#4534 [19:22] <DfxInsane> *wants to join roleplay but not sure how*
#4535 [19:22] * Wug slaps voxelhead's ass
#4535 [19:22] <VoxelHead> arrrrgh my back! now i only have 182499 left
#4536 [19:22] <Wug> VOXELHEAD!
#4537 [19:22] <VoxelHead> look, here in this warehouse
#4538 [19:22] <VoxelHead> Yo Wug.
#4539 [19:22] <DfxInsane> ?me :o
#4540 [19:22] <Wug> ^ a derp bot
#4541 [19:22] <DfxInsane> Oops, stupid question mark
#4542 [19:22] * DfxInsane omg
#4542 [19:22] <DfxInsane> Yes!
#4543 [19:23] <DfxInsane> Got it, next time there is roleplay, DfxInsane will tune in
#4544 [19:23] * Wug lols
#4544 [19:23] <Wug> * GreyVulpine nods
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#4546 [19:23] <AG_Scott> You know it would probably be easier to just type Terminal in spotlight.
#4547 [19:23] <Wug> * AG_Scott kicks everyone
#4548 [19:23] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: other than neeting to teach people how to use the Command key...
#4549 [19:23] <Wug> and all was well in #minecrafthelp
#4550 [19:24] <AG_Scott> iTerm2 is so much better though, not that it matters in this case.
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#4552 [19:24] <DfxInsane> Wug, who is WugBot :O!??!?!
#4553 [19:24] <Wug> no one :0
#4554 [19:24] <Wug> ;ip DfxInsane
#4555 [19:24] <WugBot> IP address of DfxInsane is: 76.172.20.122
#4556 [19:24] <DfxInsane> Huh
#4557 [19:25] <DfxInsane> D:
#4558 [19:25] <jumpercan> hey ive logged a coupl times already within the last hour and i still have the same question....why is it when i log into minecraft then go to play...its just a black blank screen
#4559 [19:25] <DfxInsane> Wug, what did WugBot just tell them?!?!?!?!
#4560 [19:25] <Wug> chill
#4561 [19:25] <Wug> you're on IRC
#4562 [19:25] <DfxInsane> Jumper, I had same problem
#4563 [19:25] <Wug> your ip is public here anyway
#4564 [19:25] <DfxInsane> Ask Wug :o
#4565 [19:25] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: I'm finally starting to get the hang of command key ;p
#4566 [19:25] <Wug> wugbot got it by politely asking the server
#4567 [19:26] <Wug> and the server told it.
#4568 [19:26] <AG_Scott> My wifi network is being a giant pain in the arse right now.
#4569 [19:26] <DfxInsane> * breathes heavily* Your gonna hunt me down and kill me with it!
#4570 [19:26] * DfxInsane jumps out of window
#4570 [19:26] <Wug> sure
#4571 [19:26] <Wug> ;ip
#4572 [19:26] <DfxInsane> You will never catch meee :o
#4573 [19:26] <WugBot> IP address of Wug is: 75.68.120.149
#4574 [19:26] <Wug> ;host
#4575 [19:26] <WugBot> Hostname of Wug is: c-75-68-120-149.hsd1.vt.comcast.net
#4576 [19:26] <DfxInsane> I kill you before you kill me O_O
#4577 [19:27] <jumpercan> wug
#4578 [19:27] * VoxelHead kills DfxInsane first.
#4578 [19:27] <Wug> ^ that is misleading, I dont actually live in vermont
#4579 [19:27] <jumpercan> hey ive logged a coupl times already within the last hour and i still have the same question....why is it when i log into minecraft then go to play...its just a black blank screen
#4580 [19:27] <DfxInsane> Mr. Server, what is Wug's IP
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#4582 [19:27] * DfxInsane is dead :(
#4582 [19:27] * nitemare121 [nitemare121@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4583 [19:27] <AG_Scott> !ping
#4584 [19:27] * VoxelHead wins. Fatality.
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#4585 [19:27] <Wug> <apocalypse.esper.net> Wug's IP is 75.68.120.149
#4586 [19:27] * shadow_dude2 [shadow_dude2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4587 [19:27] <DfxInsane> Curse you Mortal Kombat
#4588 [19:27] <jumpercan> hey ive logged a coupl times already within the last hour and i still have the same question....why is it when i log into minecraft then go to play...its just a black blank screen
#4589 [19:28] * AG_Scott grumbles.
#4589 [19:28] <nitemare121> for some reason the game files are missing to load it
#4590 [19:28] <jumpercan> hey ive logged a coupl times already within the last hour and i still have the same question....why is it when i log into minecraft then go to play...its just a black blank screen
#4591 [19:28] <Wug> jumpercan: what os are you on
#4592 [19:28] <fornasetti> It still won't work
#4593 [19:28] <fornasetti> Thanks for the help
#4594 [19:28] <jumpercan> how do i figure it out?
#4595 [19:28] <Wug> .....
#4596 [19:28] <Wug> windows, mac?
#4597 [19:28] <fornasetti> but it's dying on me
#4598 [19:28] <jumpercan> oh sorry
#4599 [19:28] * Wug suspects mac
#4599 [19:28] <DfxInsane> Lol
#4600 [19:28] <jumpercan> windows
#4601 [19:28] <shadow_dude2> hey any one got a mc server i can join i dont grief but id like to use some mods
#4602 [19:28] <DfxInsane> I personally like windows
#4603 [19:28] <Wug> ^
#4604 [19:28] <AG_Scott> shadow_dude2 try asking in #smp
#4605 [19:29] <Wug> ??> jumpercan win/reinst/bat
#4606 [19:29] <VoxelHead> jumpercan: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4607 [19:29] <VoxelHead> jumpercan: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4608 [19:29] * DfxInsane suspects wug was wrong
#4608 [19:29] * Wug applies boot to DfxInsane's head
#4608 [19:29] <nitemare121> every time i try to run the game it loads then closes out for some reason
#4609 [19:29] <DfxInsane> VoxelHead, where do you come up with fancy definitons
#4610 [19:29] <Wug> we tell it.
#4611 [19:29] <Wug> ?? test
#4612 [19:30] <Wug> ??+ test|Test successful!
#4613 [19:30] <DfxInsane> *god applies pain to where Wug applied his boot to Dfxinsane's head*
#4614 [19:30] <jumpercan> i have no idea what you to are talking about ill just have my dad figure it out later
#4615 [19:30] <Wug> jumpercan: probably a good idea
#4616 [19:30] <jumpercan> thanks anyways
#4617 [19:31] * DfxInsane wants to help somehow but doesnt know the first thing about technology despite being on a computer for 15 hours a day every day
#4617 [19:31] <DfxInsane> Dont judge me T_T
#4618 [19:32] <VoxelHead> Guilty!
#4619 [19:32] <DfxInsane> Innocent!
#4620 [19:32] <nitemare121> help? please? :'(
#4621 [19:32] <DfxInsane> Wug is Jury, Jury says innocent!
#4622 [19:32] <Wug> DfxInsane: learn everything about your operating system that you can
#4623 [19:32] <DfxInsane> Right Wug :O
#4624 [19:32] <DopeGhoti> vox, courtmartial DfxInsane
#4625 [19:33] * VoxelHead throws Dfxinsane in the brig to await charges
#4625 [19:33] <Wug> when you;re done, try linux.
#4626 [19:33] <nitemare121> -.- you people are unhelpful
#4627 [19:33] <fornasetti> Ok, I have it part way working, what is now happening is that everytime I try to login, it says 'Cannot connect to minecraft.net' Any suggestions?
#4628 [19:33] <DfxInsane> Court...Martial...?Wuh D:
#4629 [19:33] <DopeGhoti> nitemare121: you are not very descriptive.
#4630 [19:33] <Wug> nitemare121: what os are you on
#4631 [19:33] <Wug> ?? telepathy
#4632 [19:33] <VoxelHead> telepathy: We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#4633 [19:33] <VoxelHead> DfxInsane, you are charged with misuse of Neelix, and setting fire to the entire crew
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#4635 [19:33] <VoxelHead> You have been "found" guilty, and are sentenced to play chess against 7 of 9 (you may leave as soon as you win). And may God have mercy on your soul.
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#4637 [19:33] <keks> hello/halla
#4638 [19:34] <keks> *hallo
#4639 [19:34] <DfxInsane> Hm, well then
#4640 [19:34] <xarcus> salut
#4641 [19:34] <DopeGhoti> Guten Tag.
#4642 [19:34] <Wug> lol
#4643 [19:34] <keks> wie komme ich auf den minecraft server ?
#4644 [19:34] <DfxInsane> Sounds like I'm screwed
#4645 [19:34] * Wug is going to do something mean to people with command line clients
#4645 [19:34] <xarcus> j'ai un probleme sur mincraft
#4646 [19:34] * DfxInsane doesnt know what that means but hopes he doesnt have it
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#4647 [19:35] <Wug> sometime, maybe.
#4648 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> ??> keks smp/servers
#4649 [19:35] <VoxelHead> keks: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4650 [19:35] <VoxelHead> keks: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4651 [19:35] <xarcus> j'ai un encrant noir
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#4653 [19:35] <DfxInsane> I recoment MCServerList
#4654 [19:35] <DopeGhoti> xarcus: jay nay par lay paws frank ace.
#4655 [19:35] <xarcus> ya quelqu'un qui pourait maider
#4656 [19:35] <DfxInsane> I believe you can choose what you are looking for there
#4657 [19:35] <DfxInsane> To an extent
#4658 [19:35] <AG_Scott> You should add Phonic's list to that DopeGhoti o:
#4659 [19:36] <DfxInsane> I hate chess T_T
#4660 [19:36] <fornasetti> can someone please read my last comment? Would be much appreciated ;)
#4661 [19:36] <smerft> Help with unlicensed copy message needed....anyone out there with the no how?
#4662 [19:36] <VoxelHead> Look, smerft, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#4663 [19:36] <DfxInsane> Forn, how far up was it
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#4665 [19:36] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti I'm going to harass you about something now. :(
#4666 [19:36] <Wug> fornasetti: you're on mac, right?
#4667 [19:36] <Wug> mac osx lion?
#4668 [19:36] <Wug> or snow leopard
#4669 [19:36] <fornasetti> yes I am
#4670 [19:37] <AG_Scott> VoxelHead says "#MineCraftHelp", it's #minecrafthelp. </ocd>
#4671 [19:37] <VoxelHead> only with xarcus
#4672 [19:37] <xarcus> comment on fait pour ne plus avoir l'ecrant noir sur mincraft..............
#4673 [19:37] <fornasetti> snow leopard
#4674 [19:37] <xarcus> je sui sou windows
#4675 [19:37] <DfxInsane> Thief!
#4676 [19:37] <VoxelHead> \o/
#4677 [19:37] <Wug> try updating java?
#4678 [19:37] <DfxInsane> Voxel you indian giver
#4679 [19:37] <DfxInsane> >=(
#4680 [19:37] <xarcus> oui je l'ai fait sa c'est bon
#4681 [19:37] <Wug> also minecraft.net might be having issues
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#4683 [19:37] <Wug> it was yesterday night
#4684 [19:38] <DfxInsane> Isnt that last night Wug?
#4685 [19:38] <smerft> I just bought the game for my son, everything was fine until I cleaned out my cache and history and cookies in my browser....now this dumb message won't go away! How do I get rid of it?
#4686 [19:38] <fornasetti> hmm it might be minecraft I guess, they are always having troubles
#4687 [19:38] <Wug> it still wont load for me
#4688 [19:38] <Wug> mollstam
#4689 [19:38] <Wug> you have something to do with minecraft's web stuff, right?
#4690 [19:39] <xarcus> appart mettre les pilote a jour et java y a autre chose que on peut faire ???????
#4691 [19:39] <Wug> !paid derp
#4692 [19:39] <xarcus> j'ai mincraft payer
#4693 [19:40] <DfxInsane> Well, I am gonna go afk guys, I will soon become one of the...."idlers" I may never come back from that stage, bye!
#4694 [19:40] <xarcus> sa charge et aprer Ecrans blanc ou noir
#4695 [19:40] <DfxInsane> Thanks for all the help guys, specially Wug :o
#4696 [19:41] * Wug bows
#4696 [19:41] * DfxInsane claps
#4696 [19:41] <xarcus> personne pour maider...
#4697 [19:42] <xarcus> versez
#4698 [19:42] <DfxInsane> Goodbyeeee *is sucked into vortex of idleness*
#4699 [19:42] <xarcus> ............
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#4702 [19:44] <mib_75sp5a> i bought minecraft and i cannot get it to work
#4703 [19:45] <mib_75sp5a> does not work with java
#4704 [19:45] <mib_75sp5a> went into cmd and still cant get it runnning
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#4706 [19:45] <FightFox> Do you get any error messages?
#4707 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> ?? error
#4708 [19:46] <VoxelHead> error: It's not helpful to just say "Some error" or "Some message". We need to know exactly what error(s) you are getting in order to tell you what it means.
#4709 [19:46] <VoxelHead> error: If the error is more than one or two lines, please use PasteBin (http://www.pastebin.com) so as not to flood the channel.
#4710 [19:46] <mib_75sp5a> i doesnt recognise the program
#4711 [19:46] <FightFox> have you installed the latest java?
#4712 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> ?? specific
#4713 [19:46] <VoxelHead> specific: Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#4714 [19:46] <mib_75sp5a> yes
#4715 [19:47] <VoxelHead> specific: NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#4716 [19:47] <mib_75sp5a> are you a robot or human
#4717 [19:47] <VoxelHead> yes.
#4718 [19:47] <mib_75sp5a> speak english
#4719 [19:48] <mib_75sp5a> its a paid version
#4720 [19:48] <mib_75sp5a> it does not work
#4721 [19:48] * mib_n6jwdh [mib_n6jwdh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4722 [19:48] <mib_75sp5a> bin there done that
#4723 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> wait
#4724 [19:48] <DopeGhoti> did you just admonish someone to 'speak English' and then use 'bin' in place of 'been'?!
#4725 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> Get out.
#4726 [19:49] <mib_n6jwdh> YAY IM not banned anymore :)
#4727 [19:49] <FightFox> lol
#4728 [19:49] <FightFox> I'm out :p
#4729 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> mib_n6jwdh: let's try 'n keep it that way, eh?
#4730 [19:49] <mib_75sp5a> hey dope you gonna help or bitch
#4731 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> ?? attitude
#4732 [19:49] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4733 [19:49] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4734 [19:49] * mib_hrz2w3 [mib_hrz2w3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4735 [19:49] <mib_75sp5a> talk about respect lol
#4736 [19:50] <mib_n6jwdh> MY FRIEND was on my comp and started spamming while iw as in the bathroom :'(
#4737 [19:50] * scaler [scaler@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4738 [19:50] <scaler> hi
#4739 [19:50] <mib_75sp5a> i dont want your life story lol
#4740 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> mib_n6jwdh: that is why one locks eir computer when stepping away.
#4741 [19:50] <mib_75sp5a> dork
#4742 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> morning, scaler. how can #minecrafthelp assist you today?
#4743 [19:50] <mib_n6jwdh> :(
#4744 [19:50] <sighss> lol
#4745 [19:50] <ssu> Hi
#4746 [19:50] <mib_75sp5a> you can refund my money
#4747 [19:50] <sighss> gday how u all doin
#4748 [19:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_75sp5a account
#4749 [19:51] <VoxelHead> mib_75sp5a: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#4750 [19:51] <|Kiikun|> mib: we are not mojang.
#4751 [19:51] <VoxelHead> mib_75sp5a: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#4752 [19:51] <sighss> ok i am just trying to simply get this game uop and runnning again
#4753 [19:51] <mib_75sp5a> you cant help thats for sure
#4754 [19:51] <DopeGhoti> sighss: what's preventing you from doing so?
#4755 [19:51] <mib_75sp5a> doh
#4756 [19:51] <sighss> i will look and listen
#4757 [19:51] <scaler> thx DopeGhoti. Does chicken farm still works with beta 1.7.x ?
#4758 [19:51] <mib_75sp5a> idiots
#4759 [19:51] <VoxelHead> doo dee doo dedo deee do
#4760 [19:51] <sighss> black screen comes up thats it
#4761 [19:52] <mib_75sp5a> yeah
#4762 [19:52] <sighss> any ideas
#4763 [19:52] <mib_75sp5a> and
#4764 [19:52] <funkeymunkeys> i want to get clay soldiers mod :D
#4765 [19:52] * VoxelHead kicked mib_75sp5a from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Take three hours to cool off and learn a sense of decorum)
#4766 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> sighss win/reinst
#4767 [19:52] <sighss> slight white flash of something
#4768 [19:52] <VoxelHead> sighss: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4769 [19:52] <VoxelHead> sighss: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4770 [19:52] <DopeGhoti> scaler: not sure what you mean by a chicken farm
#4771 [19:52] <VoxelHead> yes, my master.
#4772 [19:52] <sighss> ok thansk i tried that yesterday will do again
#4773 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> sighss: if that still does not work, try this:
#4774 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> ??> sighss win/profile
#4775 [19:53] <VoxelHead> sighss: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#4776 [19:53] <VoxelHead> sighss: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#4777 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> (as a diagnostic procedure, that can be very insightful)
#4778 [19:54] <funkeymunkeys> byby thankyou for not banning me ;)
#4779 [19:54] <scaler> chicken farm consist in throwing eggs to make chickens spawn, and wait for them to lay more eggs
#4780 [19:54] <VoxelHead> Aw... you look so cute.
#4781 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> scaler: I believe that still works, yes
#4782 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes, it still does
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#4784 [19:56] <scaler> I get less eggs than I needs to make chickens appears...
#4785 [19:56] <sighss> ok cool thanks nwo i have the main menu screen
#4786 [19:56] <VoxelHead> do you have any taquitos?
#4787 [19:56] <scaler> the chickens dies really fast
#4788 [19:56] <mib_8pr7in> how do i load minecraft in my browser with out it going to a blank screen please help
#4789 [19:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_8pr7in win/reinst
#4790 [19:56] <VoxelHead> mib_8pr7in: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4791 [19:56] <VoxelHead> mib_8pr7in: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4793 [19:59] <VoxelHead> Master?
#4794 [20:00] * mykehdoom [mykehdoom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4795 [20:00] <mykehdoom> Someonehelp?
#4796 [20:00] <BuuGhost> Ask?
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#4798 [20:01] <BuuGhost> Should make a autosay script "Someone help me" > "Ask away!"
#4799 [20:01] <mykehdoom> Well I'm using the cartoon shaders for unofficial glsl 1.7.3, and it looks like... this.. http://i54.tinypic.com/309q53a.png
#4800 [20:01] <mykehdoom> Any idea why?
#4801 [20:01] <BuuGhost> Eh
#4802 [20:01] <BuuGhost> Is it a 64x mod or somthing?
#4803 [20:01] <Walker1212> Can someone help me port forward? I tryed to port forward but it won't work
#4804 [20:01] <mykehdoom> it's suppose to just outline everything, not... have lines like that.
#4805 [20:01] <mykehdoom> Oh noo
#4806 [20:02] <sighss> ok just getting a little in front here well the game seems to work now, yesterday though it just shut down while playing fr a short time any ideas on what could cause this
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#4808 [20:03] <|Kiikun|> mykehdoom: we sount support mods.
#4809 [20:03] <VoxelHead> WHY! WHY my piggy, WHY?? I loved you my piggy... I loved you
#4810 [20:03] <sighss> fyi to I dont play the game I am setting it up for someone so am unfamiliar with the game
#4811 [20:03] <mykehdoom> I thought someone might could help in here, I apologize.
#4812 [20:03] <sighss> lol
#4813 [20:04] <|Kiikun|> and Walker1212: http://portforward.com/
#4814 [20:04] <sighss> they are helpful myke
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#4816 [20:04] <|Kiikun|> minecraft is tcp port 25565
#4817 [20:04] <mib_8pr7in> thanks so much
#4818 [20:04] <Walker1212> I wil try it but i have tried it before
#4819 [20:04] <Daldrin> Hey there. When I try launching Minecraft I get the error "Could not create the Java virtual Machine" Anyone know of a way to help fix this issue?
#4820 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Daldrin - How much RAM do you have on the system?
#4821 [20:05] <Daldrin> 8gb
#4822 [20:05] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried a complete uninstall/reinstall of java?
#4823 [20:05] <|Kiikun|> mykehdoom: theres just so much with mods that coudl and do go wrong.. this is the official minecraft help (read: vanilla)
#4824 [20:05] <VoxelHead> I don't know... weee hoo hoo hoo!
#4825 [20:06] <mykehdoom> Ohh I'll go ask in Risucraft. Thank you for your time.
#4826 [20:06] <mykehdoom> (:
#4827 [20:06] <Daldrin> I tryed uninstalling jave via uninstal program on control pannel and then reinstalled but im having the same issue
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#4829 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> Daldrin - Try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4830 [20:08] <Daldrin> ok ill try it. brb
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#4832 [20:09] <ColdBrik> I needz some help
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#4834 [20:10] <ColdBrik> Or mot
#4835 [20:10] <rev-lemon> coldbrik whats up
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#4837 [20:11] <VoxelHead> i like them =]
#4838 [20:11] <rev-lemon> vox, like who ?
#4839 [20:11] <VoxelHead> Penguins.
#4840 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> rev-lemon: whom.
#4841 [20:12] <rev-lemon> its whom ? oh
#4842 [20:12] <rev-lemon> ok then
#4843 [20:12] <rev-lemon> :)
#4844 [20:12] <VoxelHead> =D
#4845 [20:13] <Sinistrahd> my wife came home and started kicking me in frustration for my trying to make her laugh and feel better and I posted "wife gone crazy. attempting to kick me to death" on my facebook status and she got really angry :P
#4846 [20:13] <Sinistrahd> I set the privacy settings for the post to only her but when I showed her that she just glared at me :|
#4847 [20:14] <Daldrin> GreyVulpine - No go on that.it did not work
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#4849 [20:14] <GreyVulpine> Daldrin - Could you pastebin.com the error?
#4850 [20:15] <Daldrin> C:\Users\Daldrin\Desktop\New folder (2)>java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecr aft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame 'java' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
#4851 [20:16] <Sinistrahd> full java path?
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#4853 [20:16] <GreyVulpine> Seems java isn't in your environment variables
#4854 [20:16] <Helkney> How do I register?
#4855 [20:17] <Daldrin> Any Idea how to fix that? or should i contact Java?
#4856 [20:17] <Sinistrahd> Helkney: for minecraft or do you mean your nickname in irc?
#4857 [20:17] <Helkney> Yes.
#4858 [20:17] <GreyVulpine> Oi...
#4859 [20:17] <Sinistrahd> yes is generally a poor way to answer a question with "or" in it
#4860 [20:18] * mib_s1gfbc [mib_s1gfbc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4861 [20:18] <Helkney> Sini
#4862 [20:18] <Helkney> LMAO
#4863 [20:18] <Helkney> Sorry my bad
#4864 [20:18] <Helkney> I wasn't thinking XD
#4865 [20:18] <Helkney> So ugh Nickname
#4866 [20:18] <mib_s1gfbc> Hello
#4867 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> Daldrin - Could you replace "java" with "C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6\bin\java.exe"
#4868 [20:18] <DopeGhoti> Sinistrahd: on the other hand, 'yes' is often an accurate answer to such a question.
#4869 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> Quotes included
#4870 [20:19] <mib_s1gfbc> My Minecraft is super laggy and it keeps "crashing"
#4871 [20:19] <Helkney> Lmao
#4872 [20:19] <Helkney> lmao
#4873 [20:19] <Helkney> lmao
#4874 [20:19] <Sinistrahd> helkney: helkney type in "/ns help register" into chat without quotes
#4875 [20:19] <Helkney> So whats the answer to my question?
#4876 [20:19] <|Kiikun|> Helkney: /msg nickserv help register
#4877 [20:20] <Sinistrahd> or what |Kiikun| said
#4878 [20:20] <|Kiikun|> :P
#4879 [20:20] <lemon-rev> mib_s1gfbc when does that tend to happen ?
#4880 [20:20] <Daldrin> brb
#4881 [20:20] <mib_s1gfbc> every 5-10 minutes
#4882 [20:20] <Sinistrahd> I guess /ns may only work in certin clients
#4883 [20:20] <Helkney> Yeah
#4884 [20:20] <Sinistrahd> certain*
#4885 [20:21] <|Kiikun|> ns is probably an alias server side since it worked here.
#4886 [20:21] <Sinistrahd> oh daldrin was on a 64 bit os?
#4887 [20:21] <|Kiikun|> im just used to typing it out long :P
#4888 [20:21] <Sinistrahd> |Kiikun| is old school that way
#4889 [20:21] * |Kiikun| is old school.
#4889 [20:22] * |Kiikun| redid mirc's interface via script.
#4889 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> old school just happens to also be more universally compatible
#4890 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun| gets a gold star.
#4891 [20:22] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun| loses the gold star for using mIRC :p
#4892 [20:22] <|Kiikun|> but that was years ago... mirc 4 or 5 though
#4893 [20:22] <Sinistrahd> |Kiikun| why aren't you telnetting in?
#4894 [20:23] * |Kiikun| can mostly still whip up a script for anything.
#4894 [20:23] <|Kiikun|> because its a pain to type out the entire raw line? :P
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#4896 [20:23] <Sinistrahd> I used to use telnet to get onto IRC from my ship when infosec was set because they didn't block that port
#4897 [20:23] <Sinistrahd> hope they've learned their lesson and started blocking it
#4898 [20:24] <DopeGhoti> IME the most annoying thing about telnetting to IRC is having to PONG manually
#4899 [20:24] <|Kiikun|> Sinistrahd: i portbounce from my router when i need to access from school :P
#4900 [20:24] <Helkney> Sini
#4901 [20:24] <Helkney> How do I logon once I have it done
#4902 [20:24] * mib_wjrtco [mib_wjrtco@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4903 [20:24] <GreyVulpine> /msg nickserv identify password
#4904 [20:24] <Sinistrahd> helkney: /msg nickserv iden... what he said
#4905 [20:24] <|Kiikun|> Helkney: /msg nickserv help identify
#4906 [20:24] <DopeGhoti> ??> Helkney irc
#4907 [20:24] <VoxelHead> Helkney: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#4908 [20:24] <VoxelHead> Helkney: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#4909 [20:24] <DopeGhoti> we're getting into SEP territory here
#4910 [20:25] <Helkney> I registered...
#4911 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> Helkney - Check your email for further instructions
#4912 [20:25] <mib_wjrtco> when i click download minecraft it comes up with "open with" what should i open it with?
#4913 [20:25] <DopeGhoti> Helkney: /msg nickserv HELP and read.
#4914 [20:25] <VoxelHead> Mmm Tonux.
#4915 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_wjrtco - Rename the file, add .exe to the end. Then run it again
#4916 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> Next time, don't use Internet explorer to download minecraft
#4917 [20:25] <mib_s1gfbc> i need help...
#4918 [20:25] <Sinistrahd> ok time to head back upstairs and see if I get kicked some more
#4919 [20:25] <DfxInsane> I HAVE RETURNED FROM IDALITY!!!!
#4920 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_s1gfbc - Go see a doctor.
#4921 [20:26] <mib_s1gfbc> not like that... with my minecraft
#4922 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> Could you be any more vague? With what specifically?
#4923 [20:26] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: be careful for what you wish.
#4924 [20:26] <smerft> Just bought the game for my son....everything was fine until the game started lagging. I called Verizon and they said to clear out the cache, cookies, and history on my browser. Since then I get this message stating I have an unlicensed copy...how do I get this message to go away?
#4925 [20:26] <GreyVulpine> DopeGhoti - Pfft. Bring it on
#4926 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> smerft: that's a known issue. Sometimes reinstalling MC works, but it's not somehting to get grey hairs about
#4927 [20:27] <mib_s1gfbc> GreyVulpine its super laggy and keeps "crashing" every 5-10 min
#4928 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> smerft - Go to the launcher, to the right of where you log in, should be an options button. Click it, then choose "Force Update"
#4929 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> smerft - Then try logging in
#4930 [20:27] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine" be more vague? How about *<Someone> Someone verbs something.*
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#4932 [20:27] <smerft> Thanks...i will give it a try...
#4933 [20:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_s1gfbc - "Crashing"?
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#4934 [20:27] <DopeGhoti> hey, I need help with this thing. Something may or may not be happening when I might be doing a thing, maybe.
#4935 [20:28] * Sinistrahd flees where this is going
#4935 [20:28] <mib_s1gfbc> GreyVulpine Yeah... the whole window will just cloes
#4936 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> Well then, you may or may not need to have to do a certain process to make it stop.
#4937 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_s1gfbc - Does it create any sort of error report when it closes? Does it generate any files named hs_err_pid?
#4938 [20:29] <mib_s1gfbc> YEAH! thats it!
#4939 [20:29] <mib_s1gfbc> GreyVulpine
#4940 [20:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_s1gfbc - Please copy the entire error report. Paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the address to it once you submit it
#4941 [20:30] <DopeGhoti> GreyVulpine: Thanks! That might have worked, unless it didn't!
#4942 [20:30] * DopeGhoti may or may not have left #minecrafthelp
#4942 [20:30] <mib_s1gfbc> And its really laggy and i have a really fast computer
#4943 [20:30] * |Kiikun| signs DopeGhoti up to be a NewKama
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#4944 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|: who to the what, now?
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#4946 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> something from One Piece
#4947 [20:34] <mib_s1gfbc> GreyVulpine http://pastebin.com/d6M4UAP7
#4948 [20:36] <mib_s1gfbc> GreyVulpine I just made an account on here and did you get the link?
#4949 [20:37] * mib_sjeqry [mib_sjeqry@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4950 [20:37] <mib_sjeqry> yos sup nerds
#4951 [20:37] <mib_sjeqry> bras
#4952 [20:37] <mib_s1gfbc> ?
#4953 [20:37] <mib_sjeqry> ?
#4954 [20:38] <mib_sjeqry> spos greyvulpine back yet?
#4955 [20:38] <tyteen4a03> be patient
#4956 [20:38] <mib_sjeqry> 000oooooookkkk.....
#4957 [20:38] <mib_sjeqry> random
#4958 [20:39] <mib_sjeqry> anyhoes is teh greyvulpine back yet? yo greyvulpine u teh
#4959 [20:39] * mib_0wix0s [mib_0wix0s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4960 [20:39] <mib_sjeqry> hey guys why isnt notch sueing fortressfuck
#4961 [20:39] <mib_0wix0s> hey dudes
#4962 [20:39] <mib_sjeqry> waaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzsssssssssssssuppppp
#4963 [20:40] <mib_sjeqry> hey u guys know that game fortresscraft
#4964 [20:40] <mib_0wix0s> how do you make sure minecraft doesnt crash again
#4965 [20:40] <mib_sjeqry> what do u mean
#4966 [20:40] <mib_0wix0s> im playing ity then it just stops
#4967 [20:40] <mib_sjeqry> hhmm
#4968 [20:40] <mib_sjeqry> was it laggy?
#4969 [20:41] <mib_sjeqry> do u have a good computer
#4970 [20:41] <mib_0wix0s> yes
#4971 [20:41] <mib_sjeqry> yes what
#4972 [20:41] <mib_0wix0s> i have a windows vista
#4973 [20:41] <mib_sjeqry> so it lags?
#4974 [20:41] <mib_0wix0s> it was sort of laggy
#4975 [20:41] <mib_s1gfbc> I have the same problem... laggy and "crashes" every 5-10 mins
#4976 [20:41] <mib_0wix0s> exactly
#4977 [20:41] <mib_sjeqry> maybe your computer is crap
#4978 [20:42] <mib_sjeqry> but u could just upgrade
#4979 [20:42] <mib_sjeqry> whats your system spes
#4980 [20:42] <mib_s1gfbc> Nah my computer is super fast and has a bunch of memory space
#4981 [20:42] <mib_0wix0s> idk it says there is out of date derivers but i cant download updated ones
#4982 [20:42] <mib_sjeqry> where does it say that?
#4983 [20:43] <mib_s1gfbc> Mine says that too and when i force update it doesnt fix it
#4984 [20:43] <mib_0wix0s> driverdetective thingy
#4985 [20:43] <mib_0wix0s> ya
#4986 [20:43] <mib_sjeqry> where do u guys check that stuff?
#4987 [20:44] <mib_0wix0s> download driverdetective and it shows you out of date drivers
#4988 [20:44] <mib_sjeqry> i can fix your problem mib_0wix0s
#4989 [20:44] <mib_0wix0s> what should i do?
#4990 [20:44] <mib_sjeqry> with teamviewer
#4991 [20:44] <mib_sjeqry> nvm
#4992 [20:44] <mib_s1gfbc> whats team viewer? and i have the same prob... so help me too
#4993 [20:44] <mib_sjeqry> ok here is what you have to do
#4994 [20:45] <mib_sjeqry> hold one
#4995 [20:45] <mib_sjeqry> on*
#4996 [20:46] <mib_sjeqry> go to Run
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#4998 [20:46] <mib_s1gfbc> on minecraft or where?
#4999 [20:46] <mib_0wix0s> ok
#5000 [20:46] <slimer> how do i delete texture packs
#5001 [20:46] <mib_sjeqry> i can help u slimer
#5002 [20:46] <DopeGhoti> slimer: rm -f /path/to/texturepack.zip
#5003 [20:47] <mib_sjeqry> go to run type %appdata% go to minecraft folder
#5004 [20:47] <mib_0wix0s> to me or slimer?
#5005 [20:47] <mib_sjeqry> there will be a texture packs folder
#5006 [20:47] <mib_0wix0s> ok
#5007 [20:47] <mib_sjeqry> slimer
#5008 [20:48] <mib_sjeqry> your for u
#5009 [20:48] <slimer> kk
#5010 [20:48] <mib_sjeqry> u have to
#5011 [20:48] <mib_sjeqry> wait whats the problem? lag?
#5012 [20:48] <mib_s1gfbc> lag and crash for me and him
#5013 [20:48] <VoxelHead> mib_s1gfbc: him and me
#5014 [20:48] <mib_sjeqry> is the game updated?
#5015 [20:48] <mib_0wix0s> ???
#5016 [20:48] <slimer> nah texture pack is making minecraft crash
#5017 [20:48] <mib_s1gfbc> my minecraft is up to date
#5018 [20:49] <mib_sjeqry> ok did u put it on lowest settings
#5019 [20:49] <mib_sjeqry> for graphics
#5020 [20:49] <mib_sjeqry> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
#5021 [20:49] <mib_0wix0s> i guess im left
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#5023 [20:49] <mib_sjeqry> well
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#5025 [20:50] <mib_0wix0s> i really need help
#5026 [20:50] <mib_sjeqry> did u put graphics down
#5027 [20:50] <mib_0wix0s> yes
#5028 [20:50] <mib_sjeqry> open minecraft
#5029 [20:50] <cheard22> wow... it dc me?
#5030 [20:50] <mib_sjeqry> go to options
#5031 [20:50] <mib_0wix0s> ok
#5032 [20:50] <cheard22> i was the other guy with the same prob
#5033 [20:50] <wikkit> Need help~ my mindcraft won't load.......
#5034 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> ALLL OF U NEED NEW COMPUTERS
#5035 [20:51] <wikkit> lol
#5036 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> BHAIWUHDIAWUHD
#5037 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> aowidhaowijd
#5038 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> voxe is a bitch
#5039 [20:51] <mib_0wix0s> how much for the best one?
#5040 [20:51] <tyteen4a03> hi, must I use bind_param and prepare if I want to make an MySQLi query? Can I just do it the old way, mysqli_query?
#5041 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> alienware could cost from 2k to 6k
#5042 [20:51] <tyteen4a03> oops
#5043 [20:51] <tyteen4a03> wrong channel
#5044 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Jade!
#5045 [20:51] <mib_sjeqry> haha
#5046 [20:52] <mib_sjeqry> gay
#5047 [20:52] <VoxelHead> wrong channel... wrannel
#5048 [20:52] <VoxelHead> Evaluation: PEACH FRESH$$%percent^^�$�!$@$
#5049 [20:52] <tyteen4a03> :<
#5050 [20:52] <AG_Scott> mib_sjeqry: If you're going to spam randomness in here, I shall remove you.
#5051 [20:52] <mib_0wix0s> O_O
#5052 [20:52] <mib_sjeqry> fock u voxhead
#5053 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_sjeqry
#5054 [20:52] <mib_sjeqry> wait!!!!!!!!!!!
#5055 [20:52] <mib_0wix0s> i dont have that kind of money
#5056 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_sjeqry
#5057 [20:52] * GreyBot kicked mib_sjeqry from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:709>)
#5058 [20:52] <VoxelHead> :o
#5059 [20:52] * mib_1lwsdx [mib_1lwsdx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5060 [20:52] <cheard22> GreyVulpine did you get that link i sent you?
#5061 [20:52] <mib_0wix0s> seriously someone please help
#5062 [20:53] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5063 [20:53] <VoxelHead> mib_0wix0s: behave.
#5064 [20:53] <mib_0wix0s> wat did i do?
#5065 [20:53] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine its me !!!
#5066 [20:53] <mib_0wix0s> i just need help
#5067 [20:53] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine
#5068 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> ...
#5069 [20:53] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine help
#5070 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> ?? dont/spam
#5071 [20:53] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#5072 [20:54] <AG_Scott> How do you not need crazy pills GreyVulpine?
#5073 [20:54] <mib_0wix0s> man this is just a waste of time
#5074 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> When did I say I didn't need them? >.>
#5075 [20:54] <mib_1lwsdx> remember i couldent find the file thing? WELL I WAS THINKInG!!!! what ABOUT teamviewer!!!!
#5076 [20:54] <cheard22> GreyVulpine I was the one with the "crashes" and super lag
#5077 [20:54] * AG_Scott giggles.
#5077 [20:55] <mib_1lwsdx> ello
#5078 [20:55] <mib_1lwsdx> ello?
#5079 [20:55] <mib_0wix0s> mine crashes every time i play
#5080 [20:55] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine could u tell me could i not just go buy a new intel card?
#5081 [20:55] <AG_Scott> PATIENCE. Learn it.
#5082 [20:55] <mib_1lwsdx> remember u wanted me to update my thing. but i coudent fine the file thing
#5083 [20:55] <AG_Scott> Practice it. Embrace it. As well.
#5084 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> If you're using an integrated intel graphics card on a laptop, then no. You can't just go out and buy a new one
#5085 [20:56] <mib_1lwsdx> well u wanted me to download a new one
#5086 [20:56] <mib_1lwsdx> or something
#5087 [20:56] <cheard22> GreyVulpine Did you get my link?
#5088 [20:56] <mib_1lwsdx> update it but i couldent find the file thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5089 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> Are you <mib_s1gfbc> http://pastebin.com/d6M4UAP7 <---- the URL for the error that you wanted
#5090 [20:56] <cheard22> yes sir
#5091 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> cheard22 - Do you know how to update your ati video drivers?
#5092 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> NOOO
#5093 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> help me
#5094 [20:57] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_1lwsdx, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#5096 [20:57] <cheard22> GreyVulpine Not really
#5097 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> NOW GreyVulpine remembers me!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5098 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> cheard22 - Please give me this:
#5099 [20:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> cheard22 win/dxdiag
#5100 [20:57] <VoxelHead> cheard22: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5101 [20:57] <VoxelHead> cheard22: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5102 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> iGreyVulpine
#5103 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5104 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5105 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5106 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5107 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5108 [20:57] <mib_1lwsdx> GreyVulpine
#5109 [20:58] <GreyVulpine> !kb mib_1lwsdx
#5110 [20:58] * GreyBot kicked mib_1lwsdx from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:710>)
#5111 [20:59] <cheard22> GreyVulpine I will PM it to you
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#5116 [21:02] <lac051> helloi
#5117 [21:02] <lac051> hello
#5118 [21:03] <lac051> is there anyone there
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#5120 [21:03] <mib_0wix0s> nope
#5121 [21:03] <mib_0wix0s> jk
#5122 [21:03] <tyteen4a03> hi
#5123 [21:03] <mib_0wix0s> seriously who will help?
#5124 [21:03] <mib_0wix0s> whos left to help?
#5125 [21:03] <lac051> hi can someone please help me with this its extreamly pissing me off
#5126 [21:03] <alexcar004> does anybody speak french?
#5127 [21:04] <mib_0wix0s> NO!
#5128 [21:04] <alexcar004> okay!!
#5129 [21:04] <lac051> not much but a little bit i also have google translat
#5130 [21:04] <alexcar004> it was only a question dude
#5131 [21:04] <mib_0wix0s> ive been on hor an hour man!!!!!!
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#5133 [21:04] <lac051> when i open minecraft it says <html><body> <center>Failed to update news java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></body></html>
#5134 [21:04] <mib_0wix0s> hour*
#5135 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> lac051 - Disable your firewall
#5136 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> cheard22 - This, is a very very old computer. It will not be able to run minecraft.
#5137 [21:06] <alexcar004> when i click on my minecraft, it doesn't want to start, it just stay on my background, what is my problem?
#5138 [21:06] <lac051> have you tried installing any mods
#5139 [21:06] <alexcar004> tmi
#5140 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> That would be why then
#5141 [21:07] <alexcar004> but i deleted all my files
#5142 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Try deleting the bin folder in .minecraft
#5143 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#5144 [21:07] <lac051> dude here ill link you to a mod tutorial
#5145 [21:07] <alexcar004> ill try
#5146 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> lac051 - Have you disabled your firewall yet?
#5147 [21:07] <alexcar004> im able to install a mod
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#5149 [21:08] <lac051> i dont know how to i use mcAfee
#5150 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> lac051 - http://www.ehow.com/how_4828337_disable-mcafee-firewall.html
#5151 [21:08] <lac051> i have windows 7 and use McAfee
#5152 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> Google is a wonderful tool
#5153 [21:09] <cheard22> GreyVulpine But everything is updated and it runs minecraft but not for a very long time
#5154 [21:10] <GreyVulpine> cheard22 - Nothing I can really do, I'm quite surprised it'll run minecraft at all
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#5156 [21:11] <lac051> thank you man this has been iritateing for the last week
#5157 [21:11] <griffinboy> hello?
#5158 [21:11] <VoxelHead> Look, griffinboy, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
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#5160 [21:12] <griffinboy> i am trying to get on the vgs server and cannot. i have update all my flash and still nothing.
#5161 [21:12] <griffinboy> why?
#5162 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> What server?
#5163 [21:13] <griffinboy> the video games show.
#5164 [21:14] <VoxelHead> bye Urughak
#5165 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us a link, or an address?
#5166 [21:14] <griffinboy> http://videogamesshow.com here is home page.
#5167 [21:14] <Wildish> Does anyone use PhatLoots?
#5168 [21:14] <griffinboy> if needed.
#5169 [21:14] <griffinboy> ?
#5170 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> griffinboy - Perhaps something mentioning the minecraft server?
#5171 [21:15] <griffinboy> ok. hold on. will send the page.
#5172 [21:15] <griffinboy> http://vgsminecraft.servegame.com/
#5173 [21:16] <griffinboy> like i said. i update java,flash,everything.
#5174 [21:18] * mib_v46p5j [mib_v46p5j@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5175 [21:19] <VoxelHead> i like them :o)
#5176 [21:19] <griffinboy> vgs?
#5177 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> I don't see anything at that address
#5178 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> !check vgsminecraft.servegame.com
#5179 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Try inputting that into your multiplayer field.
#5180 [21:21] * frogmella [frogmella@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5181 [21:21] <frogmella> hello
#5182 [21:21] <frogmella> i need help
#5183 [21:22] * mib_2rjv5x [mib_2rjv5x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5184 [21:22] <griffinboy> that is the same adress vgs gave me.
#5185 [21:22] <griffinboy> and still not working.
#5186 [21:22] <mib_2rjv5x> when i try to start mc it loads then just goes black
#5187 [21:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_2rjv5x win/reinst
#5188 [21:23] <VoxelHead> mib_2rjv5x: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5189 [21:23] <VoxelHead> mib_2rjv5x: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5190 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> griffinboy - What does it say when you try it?
#5191 [21:23] <griffinboy> absolutly nothing...
#5192 [21:23] <griffinboy> it is a blank screen.
#5193 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> griffinboy - Did you put it in your browser? or your minecraft client?
#5194 [21:23] <griffinboy> even after i refresh it.
#5195 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> griffinboy - Try putting it in your minecraft client
#5196 [21:24] <griffinboy> browser.
#5197 [21:24] <griffinboy> ok.
#5198 [21:25] <griffinboy> ohhh.i know what happened.
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#5200 [21:25] <mib_2rjv5x> it didnt work
#5201 [21:25] <griffinboy> the reason it wont work is because i dont have the game itself.
#5202 [21:25] * GreyVulpine facepalms
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#5203 [21:26] <mib_2rjv5x> its still just a black screen
#5204 [21:26] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_2rjv5x win/profile
#5205 [21:27] <VoxelHead> mib_2rjv5x: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#5206 [21:27] <VoxelHead> mib_2rjv5x: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#5207 [21:27] <mib_2rjv5x> k
#5208 [21:27] * huddler [huddler@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5209 [21:27] <huddler> my minecraft does not work
#5210 [21:28] <DopeGhoti> huddler: that's okay, Mojang's Minecraft works wonderfully.
#5211 [21:28] <huddler> it keeps freezing before the itle screen
#5212 [21:29] <huddler> title*
#5213 [21:29] <huddler> can you help me???
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#5215 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> Freezing how? Does it stop at the downloading screen? Does it black screen? Does it crash? Does it give you any errors?
#5216 [21:30] <Product> Hey guys, how are you doing ?
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#5218 [21:30] <Product> Yo yo grey :D
#5219 [21:30] * GreyVulpine hides behind Product
#5219 [21:30] <huddler> black sr\creen
#5220 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Has it worked before?
#5221 [21:30] <Product> xD I see you.
#5222 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> Lies!
#5223 [21:30] <Product> huddler: Are you using Mac ?
#5224 [21:30] <VoxelHead> Lies.
#5225 [21:30] <griffinboy> lol.
#5226 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead, I love you.
#5227 [21:30] <Product> xD
#5228 [21:31] <huddler> no im on windows
#5229 [21:31] * VoxelHead is smitten
#5229 [21:31] <griffinboy> im on crome.
#5230 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Has it ever worked before?
#5231 [21:31] <Product> I also love him, he does a very good job.
#5232 [21:31] <huddler> it has worked before thougfh
#5233 [21:31] <Product> VoxelHead: Would you marry me ?
#5234 [21:31] <VoxelHead> In a flash!
#5235 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> ??> huddler win/reinst
#5236 [21:31] <VoxelHead> huddler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5237 [21:31] <VoxelHead> huddler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5238 [21:32] <Product> !seen almostroot
#5239 [21:32] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 33mins ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Ping timeout: 202 seconds
#5240 [21:32] <Product> !seen almostroot_
#5241 [21:32] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot_ (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 35mins 24secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#5242 [21:32] <huddler> ok thanks ill keep this window up if it does not
#5243 [21:32] <Product> :( I need almostroot so bad, been waiting 5 days for him, and yesterday he came online in this time, but I was afk.
#5244 [21:34] <Product> I guess GreyVulpine, you got so much annoyed of me so much times you see me asking and doing !seen command.
#5245 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> Honestly don't care.
#5246 [21:34] <Product> I'am sorry, but he's the only guy who can help me that I know.
#5247 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> As long as you don't spam it constantly, it's what the !seen command was designed to do
#5248 [21:34] <Product> Thank you :)
#5249 [21:35] <Product> He is like the perfect man in the perfect place, he's a Minecraft Expert + He teaches CentOS (Exactly what can help me).
#5250 [21:35] <Product> + He is a very friendly guy like you :)
#5251 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Me? Friendly? Hah!
#5252 [21:36] <Product> Yup, you.
#5253 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> You have me mistaken then, good sir.
#5254 [21:36] <Product> What do you call helping people everyday for free, you get nothing back from helping people.
#5255 [21:36] <Product> I'am not mistaken :)
#5256 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> A chump.
#5257 [21:36] <Product> xD
#5258 [21:36] <Product> Hey Griffin.
#5259 [21:36] * Kayla_ [Kayla_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5260 [21:37] <Product> I see you typing Griffin.
#5261 [21:37] <griffinboy> LOL. SO TRUE. "Ah, IRC, where men are men, women are men, and 14-year old girls are FBI agents."
#5262 [21:37] <Kayla_> hello, I installed the amazopack and it didn't work so i deleted it now my minecraft wont work
#5263 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> Kayla_ - How did you delete it?
#5264 [21:37] <Product> griffinboy: I bet your one of them.
#5265 [21:38] <Kayla_> i took all the mods it installed and put them in the trash
#5266 [21:38] <griffinboy> lol.
#5267 [21:38] <griffinboy> nope.
#5268 [21:38] <Product> Sorry guys, my lil bro wants the pc -.- I'll be back.
#5269 [21:38] <Kayla_> now im getting black screen when i try to play minecraft
#5270 [21:38] <Product> is now Away From Keyboard.
#5271 [21:38] <Kayla_> im using the browser version
#5272 [21:38] <griffinboy> just another 13 yo looking for minecraft help.
#5273 [21:38] <Product> Kayla: What is your OS ?
#5274 [21:39] <Product> griffinboy: 14 = FBI, then 13=CIA
#5275 [21:39] <Kayla_> windows 7
#5276 [21:39] <griffinboy> lol. maybe.
#5277 [21:39] <Product> ??> Kayla_ win/reinst
#5278 [21:39] <VoxelHead> Kayla_: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5279 [21:39] <VoxelHead> Kayla_: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5280 [21:39] <Product> Hope it works for you, brb guys :)
#5281 [21:39] <griffinboy> ok. thx!
#5282 [21:39] <Product> is now Away From Keyboard.
#5283 [21:40] <Kayla_> ok ill try that and see if it works
#5284 [21:42] <griffinboy> GreyVulpine: Could i play the vgs server on the free version?
#5285 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> griffinboy - Nope
#5286 [21:42] <griffinboy> ok.im
#5287 [21:42] <griffinboy> im done then.
#5288 [21:43] <griffinboy> i cant buy minecraft.
#5289 [21:43] <griffinboy> might hang out here a lil while though.
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#5292 [21:49] <griffinboy> Hey,i found a indie game like minecraft on xbox.
#5293 [21:50] <griffinboy> not as good as minecraft but still.
#5294 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> They copied basically everything about minecraft.
#5295 [21:50] <griffinboy> no,not everything.\
#5296 [21:50] <griffinboy> no creepers.
#5297 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> Well, everything that's in classic
#5298 [21:50] <griffinboy> no night.
#5299 [21:50] <griffinboy> ok.
#5300 [21:50] <griffinboy> got that right.
#5301 [21:51] <griffinboy> but it really appeals to console gamers like me.
#5302 [21:53] <[L]> what
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#5306 [21:58] <Admirallemon> can i get some hlp plz
#5307 [21:58] <quiggle> there is a lag so bad on the game i cant even play it, what do i do?
#5308 [21:59] <Admirallemon> dude my screen blacked out i was trying to download a mod
#5309 [21:59] <quiggle> tht sucks
#5310 [21:59] <VoxelHead> tht is a pile of minge
#5311 [21:59] <Admirallemon> i now i dont now what to do got any suggestions
#5312 [22:00] <quiggle> by the first 10 steps i take it starts to lag
#5313 [22:00] <quiggle> and its so bad i cnt play it
#5314 [22:00] <Admirallemon> hmmmmmm........
#5315 [22:01] <quiggle> its gay
#5316 [22:01] <Admirallemon> Voxel head
#5317 [22:01] <quiggle> ?
#5318 [22:01] <Admirallemon> Voxelhead u on?/
#5319 [22:01] <VoxelHead> S to the U N D A Y
#5320 [22:01] <Admirallemon> twhats that
#5321 [22:02] <Admirallemon> Voxel head do u think u could hlp me??
#5322 [22:02] <VoxelHead> If only I hadn't used up all my lifelines
#5323 [22:02] <VoxelHead> no thanks, don't know where it's been.
#5324 [22:03] <Admirallemon> tVoxel??
#5325 [22:03] <VoxelHead> yes, but only on the third wednesday of every month
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#5327 [22:03] <quiggle> mohawk
#5328 [22:03] <mohawk> aether mods mibbit?
#5329 [22:03] <Admirallemon> Voxel still please hlp me this is serious
#5330 [22:04] <mohawk> how do i get rid of mods
#5331 [22:04] <Admirallemon> hello
#5332 [22:04] <quiggle> thanks for all the help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
#5333 [22:04] <Admirallemon> Mohawk
#5334 [22:05] <mohawk> HOW DO I GET RID OF MODS?
#5335 [22:05] <Admirallemon> tdude idk
#5336 [22:06] <mohawk> crappy help thing if no one helps!
#5337 [22:06] <VoxelHead> bye mohawk
#5338 [22:06] <Admirallemon> ti got a problem related i need
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#5340 [22:09] <raskull> here's a tricky question for you guys.. what *won't* mushrooms grow on.. glowstone and glass are kind of useless in the situation I need. Any other blocks?
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#5343 [22:10] <raskull> basically I have a mushroom farm that's infecting the area it's in... and I would like to stop it with a block type that it won't spread over
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#5345 [22:10] <mib_qs8uh4> my minecraft screen turns black at a certain are in-game
#5346 [22:11] <magzanault> hello?
#5347 [22:11] <VoxelHead> Look, magzanault, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#5348 [22:12] <mib_qs8uh4> Voxelhead can you help me?
#5349 [22:12] <VoxelHead> sure
#5350 [22:12] <VoxelHead> a monkey could do it
#5351 [22:12] <magzanault> ok. for some reason when i try to start minecraft, it shows the loading bar and goes to about 90% full and says done loading and just freezes. idk what to do
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#5353 [22:13] <mib_qs8uh4> yeah thanks. well my minecraft screen turns black when i got to a certain area in one of my saves.
#5354 [22:13] <OilRig> So i just spent like 15 hours building a castle and i went to log in and the world deleted theis is the 4th time ive restarted is there a way to recover it
#5355 [22:14] <magzanault> i downloaded it and when i try to login to play, it wont connect me to minecraft.net
#5356 [22:19] * afkdancing [afkdancing@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5357 [22:20] <mib_qs8uh4> magzanault try going offline and if its still stuck on a certain percent tell me.
#5358 [22:20] <mib_qs8uh4> Ill try to help anyone here since Voxelheads not helping
#5359 [22:20] <afkdancing> i need help setting up a server!!! anyone can help
#5360 [22:21] * mib_q6p4ii [mib_q6p4ii@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5361 [22:21] <mib_q6p4ii> hello
#5362 [22:21] <mib_qs8uh4> afkdancing have you watched any server making videos?
#5363 [22:21] <mib_q6p4ii> no
#5364 [22:21] <mib_qs8uh4> hello! Please ask your question?
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#5366 [22:23] <mib_q6p4ii> How do i delete mods and texture packs because when i try to play, after i login it just shows a black screen?
#5367 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_q6p4ii win/reinst
#5368 [22:23] <VoxelHead> mib_q6p4ii: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5369 [22:23] <VoxelHead> mib_q6p4ii: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5370 [22:23] <mib_q6p4ii> kk thanx
#5371 [22:24] <Kayla_> VoxelHead
#5372 [22:24] <Kayla_> thank you doing what you said worked
#5373 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot.
#5374 [22:24] <Kayla_> nuh uh
#5375 [22:24] <Kayla_> >.>
#5376 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> ?? bot
#5377 [22:24] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5378 [22:24] <Kayla_> ha
#5379 [22:24] <Kayla_> ok
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#5381 [22:25] <Griffinboy775> hey guys!
#5382 [22:26] <mib_qs8uh4> okay on one of my saves when i play on it. It turns into a black screen right away. Help?
#5383 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Corrupt save, most likely
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#5385 [22:27] <mib_qs8uh4> GreyVulpine do you know how to make it uncorrupt or is it gone?
#5386 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> May want to try a map editor like MCedit. Open it up in that, and resave it immediately afterwards
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#5388 [22:32] * |Kiikun| wonders if grey has these rweplys on aliases just to be quicker...
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#5389 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> I can type really really fast.
#5390 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Years of MUDding.
#5391 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Back when I was a wee lad.
#5392 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> hehe i mean so you dont have to type it :P
#5393 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, I'm used to it
#5394 [22:33] <mib_q6p4ii> it still did'nt work
#5395 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Then, it's a corrupt save, and there's nothing you can do about it
#5396 [22:34] <mib_q6p4ii> so i cant play it any more
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#5398 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> you can respawn the seed... if you can aquire it :P
#5399 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't look like it
#5400 [22:34] <mib_q6p4ii> what do u mean respawn the seed?
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#5402 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> restart the world fresh
#5403 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> you can get the world seed then generate the world again
#5404 [22:35] <mib_q6p4ii> no no no... right after i login it turns to a black screen
#5405 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> you wont have any of your work.. but if you REALLY liked the world itself :P
#5406 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> THAT is an entirely different problem :P
#5407 [22:36] <mib_q6p4ii> do you have any idea what i should do?
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#5409 [22:37] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_q6p4ii win/reinst
#5410 [22:37] <VoxelHead> mib_q6p4ii: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5411 [22:37] <VoxelHead> mib_q6p4ii: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5412 [22:37] * |Kiikun| giggles at poking Vox's buttons
#5412 [22:37] <VoxelHead> What.
#5413 [22:37] <mib_q6p4ii> i did that and it didn't work
#5414 [22:38] * mib_lldt0e [mib_lldt0e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5415 [22:38] <|Kiikun|> greys the one who actually knows this stuff <.< ive just been hanging around
#5416 [22:38] <montezumaz> We need help accepting the permissions dialog to allow the applet to load!!!! Where do I find the permissions dialog?
#5417 [22:38] <mib_lldt0e> hello
#5418 [22:39] <|Kiikun|> ive seen sugestions to reinstall java, to update video drivers, and whatnot...
#5419 [22:39] <montezumaz> hello
#5420 [22:39] <mib_lldt0e> i need help
#5421 [22:39] <mib_lldt0e> big time
#5422 [22:39] <montezumaz> me too
#5423 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> montezumaz - What browser? What operating system? What prompt?
#5424 [22:39] <mib_q6p4ii> grey do u hav any idea?
#5425 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> What security software?
#5426 [22:39] <mib_qs8uh4> im having the same problem as mib_q6p4ii. i used MCedit but i go into an area and it dosent work.
#5427 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_q6p4ii - it's a corrupt save, and there's nothing you can do about it
#5428 [22:39] <mib_q6p4ii> never mind
#5429 [22:39] <mib_lldt0e> i downloaded a texture pack and it has now messed it up i carnt do anything
#5430 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_lldt0e - What operating system?
#5431 [22:40] <mib_lldt0e> what you mean
#5432 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Windows? Mac? Linux?
#5433 [22:40] <mib_lldt0e> windows
#5434 [22:40] <montezumaz> After logging in to the minecraft classic- single player. I am on a MAC and have already uploaded Java
#5435 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> What version of windows mib_lldt0e?
#5436 [22:40] <mib_lldt0e> 7
#5437 [22:40] <VoxelHead> 7!
#5438 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_lldt0e - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#5439 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> 9
#5440 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> >.>
#5441 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_lldt0e - From there, find the .minecraft folder. Then delete the texturepacks folder inside
#5442 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_lldt0e - Run minecraft again afterwards
#5443 [22:41] <mib_lldt0e> okaii thanks
#5444 [22:41] <mib_qs8uh4> when i go into a certain area in my house in a world the screen turns black
#5445 [22:42] <mib_lldt0e> omg thankyou so much :D
#5446 [22:42] <montezumaz> We need help accepting the permissions dialog to allow the applet to load!!!! Where do I find the permissions dialog?After logging in to the minecraft classic- single player. I am on a MAC and have already uploaded Java
#5447 [22:42] <mib_lldt0e> GreyVulpine Cheers SO MUUUCH
#5448 [22:43] * |Kiikun| has a feeling permissions is in the options... but lets grey deal with it as to not cause confusion...
#5448 [22:44] <mib_qs8uh4> kiikun lol
#5449 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> montezumaz - Hmm..
#5450 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> redstone questions: i can help!
#5451 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> montezumaz - Perhaps try a different browser?
#5452 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Macs aren't my strong suit.
#5453 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> zOMG! Game No Loadie!: *aquecess to GreyVulpine's great knowledge*
#5454 [22:45] <montezumaz> What browser should i use?
#5455 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> Chrome? Firefox?
#5456 [22:45] <mib_qs8uh4> can anyone help me with a saved world that turns black in a certain area?
#5457 [22:45] <montezumaz> thx! i'll try it out.
#5458 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> black as in no light, black as in ZOMG VOID!, or black as in crash?
#5459 [22:46] <mib_qs8uh4> black as in crash
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#5462 [22:47] <|Kiikun|> no other wierd spazouts nearby?
#5463 [22:48] <|Kiikun|> wait. .you said houise... so you built there... um... *lost*
#5464 [22:48] <mib_qs8uh4> no its just basicaly in one area in my hose in the save where ll my items are.
#5465 [22:48] <funkeymunkeys> hey guys, im on a different comp today and when i try to run minecraft online the box is just blank and when you scroll it gets all glitchy, there is no .minecraft folder ?
#5466 [22:48] <ahhhhelp> when trying to connect to my server i get an error
#5467 [22:49] <mib_qs8uh4> like it was fine before i installed the aether mod
#5468 [22:49] <ahhhhelp> ^ can someone tell me how to fix this
#5469 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - What error? How are you connecting to it?
#5470 [22:49] <|Kiikun|> ooh. try without aether and see if it works.. if it does then bug aethermod for help.
#5471 [22:49] <ahhhhelp> Internal exception: java.io.IOException:Bad packet id 14
#5472 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Means you're using the classic server, but connecting to it with the beta client
#5473 [22:50] <funkeymunkeys> #aethermod is useless when trying to get help just fyi
#5474 [22:50] <ahhhhelp> in the multiplayer ip i just put localhost
#5475 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - try downloading the beta server from:
#5476 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#5477 [22:50] <mib_qs8uh4> i uninstalled the aether mod and all my other worlds work except this one
#5478 [22:50] <|Kiikun|> you have anything near there FROM the aether? it may be crashing from an invalid id...
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#5480 [22:51] <funkeymunkeys> anyone know why my mc wont work?
#5481 [22:51] <ahhhhelp> give me a sec ill test it out
#5482 [22:51] <mib_qs8uh4> no i wasnt able to go into it. its just a bunch of glowstone in the shape of a nether portal
#5483 [22:52] <ahhhhelp> ps if this works ill love you forever
#5484 [22:52] <funkeymunkeys> i have aether mod with 0 probs and i also have TMI and SMC installed
#5485 [22:52] <funkeymunkeys> SPC*
#5486 [22:52] * |Kiikun| uses tmi and spc for Testing Ages(tm)
#5486 [22:53] <mib_qs8uh4> hmmm
#5487 [22:53] <ahhhhelp> do i have to wait for it to finish preparing spawn areas
#5488 [22:53] <DfxInsane> MC can die in a whole!
#5489 [22:53] <Midnightchan123> hi I have a problem with my mc browser it will load for a second showing me a good view of a sunset then blackness and i cant get my courser out of the screen even if i press esc
#5490 [22:53] <|Kiikun|> yes ahhhhelp
#5491 [22:53] <funkeymunkeys> i disabel all those floating whales and stupid cloud things tho cuz they just create lag and spam the air :)
#5492 [22:54] <ahhhhelp> ok ty how many regions are there usually?
#5493 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> 2, overworld and nether
#5494 [22:54] <DfxInsane> Yes, he is back!!!!
#5495 [22:54] <DfxInsane> MUHAHAHA
#5496 [22:54] <Product> Almostroto ?
#5497 [22:54] <Product> almostroot ?
#5498 [22:54] <funkeymunkeys> my mc wont load in browser, there is no .minecraft just straight out blank box when i click play :/ any sugestions, could it be java?
#5499 [22:55] <Midnightchan123> dude neither will mine
#5500 [22:55] <Product> Funkey: It could: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#5501 [22:55] <Product> Do a test there please.
#5502 [22:55] <Product> If new Java doesn't work do this:
#5503 [22:55] <Product> ?? win/reinst
#5504 [22:55] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5505 [22:55] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5506 [22:55] <Product> I'll be back.
#5507 [22:56] <Product> is now Afk.
#5508 [22:56] <funkeymunkeys> version 6 update 22, i guess i should update to update 26 right product?
#5509 [22:56] <|Kiikun|> sure. updates close security holes
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#5511 [22:57] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;;;;;
#5512 [22:57] * mib_tqzlol [mib_tqzlol@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5513 [22:57] * |Kiikun| just spawned a new world... and spawned INSIDE a waterfall...
#5513 [22:57] <ahhhhelp> so after level 1 is done loading i should be set?
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#5515 [22:58] <munkeys> hey i lost connection i was funkeymunkeys :(
#5516 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Yes
#5517 [22:58] <ahhhhelp> thanks guys i really appreciate your time
#5518 [22:58] <munkeys> so if i update to java 6_26 it should work?
#5519 [22:59] <|Kiikun|> [22:56] <|Kiikun|> sure. updates close security holes too
#5520 [22:59] <|Kiikun|> erm.. the sure was to IF you should. dunnop if it will FIX it...
#5521 [22:59] <ahhhhelp> thanks guys im in
#5522 [22:59] * GreyVulpine tips hat at ahhhhelp
#5522 [22:59] <munkeys> ok im gunna update my java TTYL :)
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#5524 [23:01] <ahhhhelp> when my girlfriend tries to connect she gets the error Connection refused: connect
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#5526 [23:02] <Robocop> Hello all. Anyone know a good way to troubleshoot a Minecraft multiplayer connection? I'm getting a "Read Timed Out" error, and when I am connected I cannot interact with anything.
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#5528 [23:03] <ahhhhelp> im trying to get it so we can play on my server that is being hosted
#5529 [23:03] <lemon-rev> robocop basicly try anther server or ask the person whos running the server to make sure its correctly up
#5530 [23:03] <mib_qs8uh4> I think i found my problem
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#5532 [23:03] <mib_qs8uh4> can you delete items on mcedit in a chest?
#5533 [23:03] <Robocop> It is setup properly. Other people can connect well. It is a friend, we are connected via Hamachi
#5534 [23:04] <lemon-rev> mib_qs8uh4 i dont belive so, but then again i dont work with it
#5535 [23:04] <mib_qs8uh4> i will go try it now
#5536 [23:04] <lemon-rev> robocop it sounds like your friend might not have bandwith for all of you , if your getting a read out
#5537 [23:05] <Robocop> Even with just me it's messing up. The weird thing is, we can play other games. Other people can play his server. But mine refuses to work properly
#5538 [23:05] <mdnightchan1234> I am still having truble with my mc game in browser (I have not downloaded it for the actual computer) i press play in my official world and it just wont work (that is my only world) also my mouse will go past a certain space away from the window and i cant exit out i have to restart my computer
#5539 [23:05] <Robocop> We're sitting on Ventrilo trying to figure it out, and it is a very frustrating affair.
#5540 [23:06] <lemon-rev> hm, well it doesnt sound ike firewall / antivius but it does sound like some type of drop out in bandwith, as long as you know that you might beable to resolve that
#5541 [23:06] <ahhhhelp> did you get a chance to read my problem :(
#5542 [23:07] <lemon-rev> mdnightchan1234 try alt + tab keys to get out of minecraft also how well does it run in broswer ?
#5543 [23:07] <lemon-rev> hang ahhhhhelp
#5544 [23:07] <mdnightchan1234> real laggy
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#5546 [23:07] <lemon-rev> so ahhhhelp your the server correct ?
#5547 [23:07] <funkeymunkeys> do you guys know anything about installing java?
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#5549 [23:07] <lemon-rev> ? funkeymonkeys
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#5551 [23:08] <lemon-rev> mdnightchan1234 what is laggy the game in broswer ?
#5552 [23:08] <funkeymunkeys> this is gunna take me a while to type sooooooo.....
#5553 [23:08] <ahhhhelp> yes i am the server and she is sitting next to me
#5554 [23:08] <mdnightchan1234> movement loading stuff etc
#5555 [23:08] <lemon-rev> funkymonkey pastebin if you possible please pastebin.com
#5556 [23:09] <funkeymunkeys> i couldt copy the error java gave me :(
#5557 [23:09] <lemon-rev> mdnightchan1234 is that only in muliplayer or singleplayer as well
#5558 [23:09] <mdnightchan1234> it lags in multi as well
#5559 [23:09] <lemon-rev> thats why i said type it out, if possible, but goto control pannel add remove java/ reinstall java.com
#5560 [23:09] <lemon-rev> mdnight ill get back to you in just a sec
#5561 [23:09] <mdnightchan1234> kk
#5562 [23:09] <lemon-rev> ahhhhelp is the server running correctly ?
#5563 [23:09] <ahhhhelp> im on it
#5564 [23:10] <lemon-rev> ??> mdnightchan1234 win/dxdiag
#5565 [23:10] <ahhhhelp> runnign around and such
#5566 [23:10] <VoxelHead> mdnightchan1234: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5567 [23:10] <VoxelHead> mdnightchan1234: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5568 [23:10] <lemon-rev> ahhhhhelp but can someone else connect to it >?
#5569 [23:10] <mdnightchan1234> k thanks ^^
#5570 [23:10] <ahhhhelp> idk shes the only person that has tried
#5571 [23:10] <funkeymunkeys> this is what java says when i try to update from 22 to 26.....lib\charsets.jar:old file not found. however a file with the same name was found. No update was done since file contents do not match.
#5572 [23:11] <lemon-rev> ahhhhelp ok so the server is up, this other person other from your self can get on the server ?
#5573 [23:11] <morton> i barenly bought minecraft a few minutes ago and downloaded the java plug in after i refreshes the page it said plug in reqired i ckicked the java button and i says i already dowloaded this!HEEEELP
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#5575 [23:11] <Nicholson> heyy
#5576 [23:11] <lemon-rev> ??> funkeymunkeys win/reinst
#5577 [23:11] <Nicholson> Am I able to get help with plugins here?
#5578 [23:11] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5579 [23:11] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5580 [23:11] <GreyVulpine> Nicholson - For bukkit help, try #bukkit
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#5582 [23:11] <Nicholson> thank you
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#5584 [23:11] <funkeymunkeys> what does reseting minecraft have to do about this, there is No .minecraft yet
#5585 [23:12] <ahhhhelp> no she cant connect but were on the same internet
#5586 [23:12] <lemon-rev> morton i dont knwo wtf you mean by norton plug in , but you should try control pannel add remove java reinstall it via java.com
#5587 [23:12] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys have you really had a look
#5588 [23:12] <funkeymunkeys> yes i mod it all the time
#5589 [23:12] <lemon-rev> hm
#5590 [23:12] <funkeymunkeys> on my other comp
#5591 [23:12] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys is it modded atm ?
#5592 [23:12] <funkeymunkeys> never played on this one
#5593 [23:13] <mib_qs8uh4> I FIXED MY PROBLEM!
#5594 [23:13] <funkeymunkeys> java is out of date but wont update
#5595 [23:13] <mib_qs8uh4> THANKS FOR THE HELP WITH MCedit!
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#5597 [23:13] <lemon-rev> ??> funkeymunkeys javara
#5598 [23:14] <lemon-rev> ??> funkeymunkeys win/javara
#5599 [23:14] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5600 [23:14] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5601 [23:14] <lemon-rev> np mib
#5602 [23:14] <calatalee> can someone help why does my mine craft wont open?
#5603 [23:14] <funkeymunkeys> ok by thank do
#5604 [23:14] <ahhhhelp> why wouldnt she be able to connect when were next to each other on the same internet
#5605 [23:15] <Robocop> Alright, so in regards to my situation: I can take out clumps of dirt, for example, though it takes a long time to update, and it takes ages to open a workbench
#5606 [23:15] <lemon-rev> calatalee try login to minecraft.net and click the broswer on the homepage
#5607 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - What ip address is she connecting with?
#5608 [23:15] <calatalee> still wont work
#5609 [23:15] <calatalee> its black
#5610 [23:15] <lemon-rev> ahhhhhelp have you port forwared it correctly
#5611 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> If it's a local connection, port forwarding is not needed
#5612 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> is there any risks to using javaRA?
#5613 [23:16] <lemon-rev> calatalee goot control pannel add remove java / reinstall java.com
#5614 [23:16] <ahhhhelp> same as mine we tried "localhost" and "68.36.145.144" my IP
#5615 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> i cant mess this computer up
#5616 [23:16] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys not that i know of
#5617 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Localhost only points to the same computer it's typed in
#5618 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Try your local ip address, usually 192.168.x.y
#5619 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> if this computer get mesed up i will be murdered
#5620 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> :)
#5621 [23:16] <ahhhhelp> ok well she tried my Ip
#5622 [23:16] <VoxelHead> -_-
#5623 [23:16] <calatalee> k
#5624 [23:16] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys it will be ok
#5625 [23:17] <ahhhhelp> x.y actually or is it 2.1
#5626 [23:17] <funkeymunkeys> so i just run this and then i go to java and install it?
#5627 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> 192.168.2.1 usually points to the router, not your computer
#5628 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> What is your computer's local ip address ahhhhelp?
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#5630 [23:17] <Product> GreyVupline: If you see almostroot someday online and I'am offline and you remember me could you please tell him that I've been looking for him for 5 days, thanks :)
#5631 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> This IRCd has memoserv, doesn't it?
#5632 [23:17] <Product> GreyVulpine* Sorry keeps misspelling your name.
#5633 [23:18] <ahhhhelp> 68.36.145.144<--- from whatsmyip.com
#5634 [23:18] <Product> memoserv ?
#5635 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Try /ms help
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#5637 [23:18] <Product> Ok :)
#5638 [23:18] <Product> Wow thanks.
#5639 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Wrong ip. Windows?
#5640 [23:18] <ahhhhelp> yes
#5641 [23:18] <calatalee> wait what javvado i take f
#5642 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - What version
#5643 [23:18] <calatalee> of
#5644 [23:18] <calatalee> off
#5645 [23:18] <ahhhhelp> 7
#5646 [23:19] <calatalee> k
#5647 [23:19] * |Kiikun| likes having a lan IP range besides 192.168 :P
#5647 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: cmd
#5648 [23:19] <ahhhhelp> alright
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#5650 [23:19] <lemon-rev> calatalee what you mean finnish your words
#5651 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - At the black command prompt, type in: ipconfig
#5652 [23:19] <Product> aaah I forgot to login.
#5653 [23:19] <ahhhhelp> ok which is the one i use on her comp
#5654 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Please look for a local ip address that starts with 192.168.x.y, 10.x.y.z..
#5655 [23:20] <ahhhhelp> 198.168.2.2?
#5656 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5657 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> Try it.
#5658 [23:20] <ahhhhelp> that the IPv4 Address
#5659 [23:21] <ahhhhelp> or should i use Default Gateway
#5660 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> Try that address on her computer
#5661 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> 192.168.2.2
#5662 [23:21] <Robocop> Does anyone know why I would be sending data to a server but not receiving data?
#5663 [23:21] <ahhhhelp> 2.2 was timed out
#5664 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure 192.168.2.2 was the ipv4 address?
#5665 [23:21] <Product> I sent him the memoserv :)
#5666 [23:21] <ahhhhelp> yes sir
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#5668 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Then you have some sort of firewall or security software on your computer's that's blocking java/minecraft
#5669 [23:22] <Product> But his 2nd acc almostroot_ is not registered so I couldn't sent it, but thanks very much GreyVulpine :)
#5670 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - First thing to look at, is windows firewall. Make sure it's configured to let in port 25565, or is down.
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#5672 [23:23] <ahhhhelp> settings are being monitored by nortn
#5673 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> Then Norton's blocking it
#5674 [23:24] <pachuco> umm hello?
#5675 [23:24] <Product> GreyVulpine: Is it possible to add a command to VoxelHead when someone says: "Who's the boss ?", VoxelHead respons: Product is the boss !
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#5677 [23:25] <VoxelHead> I like them ^_^
#5678 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Vox isn't my bot. It's DG's
#5679 [23:25] <Product> Oh.
#5680 [23:25] <Product> With what language is your bot coded ?
#5681 [23:25] <ahhhhelp> any specific way to disable norton for MC
#5682 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> ahhhhelp - Don't know, haven't touched Norton in over a decade.
#5683 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Horrid piece of software.
#5684 [23:26] <ahhhhelp> lol alright i will work with it
#5685 [23:26] <ahhhhelp> well its free with comcast
#5686 [23:26] <Product> ahhhelp: Just go to options there should be, I'll try to find a tutorial for you.
#5687 [23:26] <ahhhhelp> so lol thats why i have it
#5688 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Even more reason to stay waway from it
#5689 [23:26] <Product> GreyVulpine: Oh ok :)
#5690 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> er, away, even
#5691 [23:28] <Product> GreyVulpine: What languages can you code ?
#5692 [23:28] <Product> Oh ur away :) Take ur time.
#5693 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> Got my start in C/C++, am familiar with VB.net and C#, slightly familiar with java.
#5694 [23:28] <Product> ahhhhelp I'll try to find one tut for you.
#5695 [23:29] <Product> GreyVulpine: Very nice, I love C++ but I suck in it.
#5696 [23:29] <Product> I just started in VB.
#5697 [23:29] <ahhhhelp> thanks
#5698 [23:29] <GreyVulpine> Love programming in C++.
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#5700 [23:29] <ahhhhelp> im still trying to disable norton but its not working
#5701 [23:29] <Product> ahhhelp: http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/topic114351.html
#5702 [23:30] <Product> GreyVulpine: I'am still copying other people's source codes in VB.net.
#5703 [23:30] <Product> GreyVulpine: But I can still work a little with it.
#5704 [23:31] <ahhhhelp> nope even with norton down she says 198.162.2.2 doesnt work
#5705 [23:31] <Product> 198 is that ur default gateway, no right ?
#5706 [23:31] <GreyVulpine> She's in the same house, right?
#5707 [23:32] <ahhhhelp> yup lol
#5708 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Then that ip should work..
#5709 [23:34] <Product> Yeah, it ends with .2 on the end, that means 2 PC's if I'am not wrong :)
#5710 [23:34] <apocalypse_r> hullo
#5711 [23:34] <apocalypse_r> I think my foo is borken
#5712 [23:35] <apocalypse_r> can someone help me with my foo?
#5713 [23:35] <Product> Sure we're here to help.
#5714 [23:35] <apocalypse_r> lol
#5715 [23:35] <Product> But first what is a foo ?
#5716 [23:35] <apocalypse_r> lololololo
#5717 [23:35] * apocalypse_r is Wug
#5717 [23:35] * apocalypse_r doesnt need help
#5717 [23:35] <Product> Oh :P
#5718 [23:35] * Dimedo [Dimedo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5719 [23:35] <Product> Watsup Wug xD.
#5720 [23:35] * GreyVulpine stabs Wug
#5720 [23:36] * Ludd [Ludd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5721 [23:36] * apocalypse_r focuses psychic powers on computer upstairs....
#5721 [23:36] <apocalypse_r> HHHNNNGGGG
#5722 [23:36] <ahhhhelp> So whats my next step do you think?
#5723 [23:36] <VoxelHead> P is pretty tragic.
#5724 [23:36] <Product> Wugbot: Who is your new boss ?
#5725 [23:36] <Product> Wugbot says: Product of course.
#5726 [23:36] <Wug> ;allow herp 999
#5727 [23:36] <WugBot> Nobody is logged on with that username.
#5728 [23:36] <apocalypse_r> ffffff
#5729 [23:36] <Wug> ;allow ~herp 999
#5730 [23:36] <WugBot> User herp has been given userlevel 999.
#5731 [23:36] <apocalypse_r> there we go
#5732 [23:37] <Product> Wugbot: Watsup :P
#5733 [23:37] <Product> Comonnn u should make ur bot talk.
#5734 [23:37] * apocalypse_r relaxes psychic focus
#5734 [23:37] <Product> Like the MSN one's, I like them.
#5735 [23:37] <GreyVulpine> !weather hell
#5736 [23:37] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: From Cobblestone Creek, Pinckney, Michigan (11:34p Jul 27 11) temp(69.7 F / 20.9 C) cond(Heavy Rain) wind(North at 0.0 mph / 0.0 km/h) hu(97%) dewpnt(69 F / 20 C) bp(29.95 in / 1014.1 hPa (Steady)) clouds(Mostly Cloudy (BKN) : 900 ft / 274 m, Overcast (OVC) : 1400 ft / 426 m) vis(2.0 miles / 3.2 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
#5737 [23:37] <GreyBot> Tonight: Showers and thunderstorms. Lows 67 to 71. Southeast winds 5 to 10 mph...turning to south late. Chance of rain 90 percent.
#5738 [23:37] <apocalypse_r> no. there is a strict no spam rule
#5739 [23:37] <apocalypse_r> ...
#5740 [23:37] * GreyVulpine snickers
#5740 [23:37] <apocalypse_r> GreyVulpine: you're not helping
#5741 [23:37] <Product> Oh, sorry then.
#5742 [23:37] * JohnEBH [JohnEBH@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5743 [23:37] * VoxelHead kicked JohnEBH from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Take a day off: Abusing bots.)
#5744 [23:38] <apocalypse_r> lol
#5745 [23:38] <apocalypse_r> what did john do?
#5746 [23:38] <apocalypse_r> lots of attempting to kick things?
#5747 [23:38] <Product> Lol, I tough you wanted to kick me :P
#5748 [23:38] <Product> I think I was the victim of getting kicked.
#5749 [23:38] <ahhhhelp> when i try to connect to that ip it doesnt work only localhost works :/
#5750 [23:38] <Product> But John logged in so I was saved.
#5751 [23:39] <Product> Like a boss :D
#5752 [23:39] <apocalypse_r> anyway
#5753 [23:39] <apocalypse_r> I have to go fix my foo.
#5754 [23:39] <Product> What's a foo ? xD
#5755 [23:39] <apocalypse_r> theres no such thing, i'm trolling
#5756 [23:39] <apocalypse_r> its a metathing that can be used to represent anything
#5757 [23:39] * DragonRiderGirl [DragonRiderGirl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5758 [23:40] <Product> Oooh ok, I'am an official member of "Troll Hunters" group.
#5759 [23:40] <apocalypse_r> you can hunt me but you cant beat me.
#5760 [23:40] <Product> But the Groups Owner got facepalmed and the group doesn't exist anymore.
#5761 [23:40] <apocalypse_r> got ... facepalmed?
#5762 [23:40] <DragonRiderGirl> Guys i was here a little while back {can't remember when o.o} and someone told me to wait for my registration to coem and it STILl hasn't come :( anyone know why?
#5763 [23:40] <Product> ~Product, founder of Watapana Surveys and CEO of Banana Tech Inc.
#5764 [23:41] <apocalypse_r> Product: you're making things up
#5765 [23:41] <Product> Dragon: What registration, of ?
#5766 [23:41] <DragonRiderGirl> you mean my username its DragonRiderGirl
#5767 [23:41] <apocalypse_r> you were ceo of something else last time
#5768 [23:41] <Product> Wug: visit www.watapana.info it exists :P
#5769 [23:41] <Product> Wug: idk but he got -repped.
#5770 [23:41] <Product> Yeah.
#5771 [23:41] <Product> Kwihi Banda Abouw.
#5772 [23:41] <apocalypse_r> well, I'm ceo of google. see? there it is ----> www.google.com
#5773 [23:42] <Product> Nope.
#5774 [23:42] <Product> CEO of google is:
#5775 [23:42] <apocalypse_r> also, I own antarctica
#5776 [23:42] <Product> Larry Page
#5777 [23:42] * Stew [Stew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5778 [23:42] <apocalypse_r> ^ I know, he's me
#5779 [23:42] <Product> I own the universe, beat that ?:P
#5780 [23:42] <DragonRiderGirl> anything?
#5781 [23:42] <apocalypse_r> you think my name is really 'omg wtf'?
#5782 [23:42] <Product> Ur Wug, nothing more then that.
#5783 [23:42] <Product> Oh Dragon.
#5784 [23:43] <apocalypse_r> wug is many people
#5785 [23:43] <Product> !paid DragonRiderGirl
#5786 [23:43] <DragonRiderGirl> XD
#5787 [23:43] <apocalypse_r> I'm also obama.
#5788 [23:43] <Product> Dragon, you haven't paid for MC.
#5789 [23:43] <apocalypse_r> Product: we know
#5790 [23:43] <DragonRiderGirl> you need to pay to get registrtion?
#5791 [23:43] <apocalypse_r> she's talking about her esper registration email
#5792 [23:43] <Product> Yes Wug, ur also the thief that stole my bread last night.
#5793 [23:43] <Stew> Can anyone help me diagnose my connection issues? I'm connecting to a friend through Hamachi- I can connect to his server, but I can't interact with anything and end up getting disconnected by a Java error
#5794 [23:43] <Stew> I was on earlier but nothing was concluded
#5795 [23:43] <Product> Oh irc.esper.net
#5796 [23:43] <apocalypse_r> your problem is hamachi.
#5797 [23:43] <Product> Join this channel: #Help
#5798 [23:44] <Product> They have full support of registrations.
#5799 [23:44] <Stew> Other people are able to connect to him through Hamachi and play just fine
#5800 [23:44] <apocalypse_r> hamachi overwrites real internet addresses
#5801 [23:44] <apocalypse_r> so when you are using hamachi, parts of the internet become unaccessible
#5802 [23:44] <apocalypse_r> (only to you, of course)
#5803 [23:45] <apocalypse_r> but still, that breaks things
#5804 [23:45] <Stew> Other people are able to connect to him through Hamachi and play fine, I need to diagnose this problem on my end.
#5805 [23:46] <Stew> I've put Minecraft into Windows Firewall
#5806 [23:46] <Stew> Disabled my other firewall
#5807 [23:46] <Stew> Port forwarded it myself, even though I don't think that did anything
#5808 [23:46] <apocalypse_r> what ip are you connecting to
#5809 [23:46] <Stew> His Hamachi IP
#5810 [23:46] <apocalypse_r> ... which is
#5811 [23:46] <Stew> That wouldn't help you, you'd have to actually be on a network with him to see it
#5812 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> then fine, I wont try to help you.
#5813 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> try restarting your computer or something
#5814 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> reinstall java
#5815 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> and windows.
#5816 [23:47] <Stew> Did both
#5817 [23:47] <Stew> Not Windows
#5818 [23:47] <ahhhhelp> lol
#5819 [23:47] <Stew> And you gave me false information on Hamachi's mechanics
#5820 [23:47] <Stew> So I don't really want your help, to be honest
#5821 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> haha lol
#5822 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> ?? hamachi
#5823 [23:47] <VoxelHead> the child shrieks like a fruitbat!
#5824 [23:47] <apocalypse_r> ?? fubar/hamachi
#5825 [23:47] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#5826 [23:47] <VoxelHead> fubar/hamachi: If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#5827 [23:48] <apocalypse_r> while we're at it, take this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamachi_(software)
#5828 [23:48] <Stew> Hamachi is a VPN- also, his server is accessible to others through Hamachi
#5829 [23:48] <Stew> I can connect to it
#5830 [23:48] <Stew> I'm just not receiving data.
#5831 [23:49] <Stew> I need help with that specific issue
#5832 [23:49] <apocalypse_r> hamachi is a cheap solution
#5833 [23:49] <apocalypse_r> have your server host forward ports properly.
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#5835 [23:50] <GreyVulpine> There's a reason helpers here don't want to bother with providing support on hamachi.
#5836 [23:50] <apocalypse_r> as great as I am, I cant fix hamachi's backend dropping packsts
#5837 [23:50] <apocalypse_r> </sarcasm>
#5838 [23:50] * `Kelby [`Kelby@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5839 [23:50] <`Kelby> hallo!!
#5840 [23:51] <Stew> So you're suggesting that Hamachi would work fine for him and everyone else connecting to his server, but specifically for me Hamachi is broken and a "cheap solution"
#5841 [23:51] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5842 [23:51] <Product> Hey guys.
#5843 [23:51] <Stew> It is an issue with Minecraft specifically- I can play other games with him on Hamachi as well
#5844 [23:51] <Product> Sorry was installing something for my PC, and it restarted.
#5845 [23:52] <Product> xD
#5846 [23:52] <GreyVulpine> I'm suggesting, Hamachi is a crap VPN solution that adds overhead and the potential for significant problems. All of which can be averted with proper port forwarding.
#5847 [23:52] <Product> Yup, ProXPN.
#5848 [23:52] <apocalypse_r> ^
#5849 [23:52] <Product> It portforwards everything.
#5850 [23:52] <Product> All the ports.
#5851 [23:53] <apocalypse_r> you misunderstood. hamachi isnt cheap for you, it's just cheap.
#5852 [23:53] <Product> +It's free.
#5853 [23:53] <Stew> And assuming it's not part of the problem, since it's completely functional for others, what other reasons could there be that would cause me to fail to receive data?
#5854 [23:53] <apocalypse_r> is your internet plugged in?
#5855 [23:53] <Stew> Of course.
#5856 [23:53] <apocalypse_r> is his internet plugged in?
#5857 [23:53] <Product> Brb guys, going to have to put some godamn foto's for my mom on facebook -.-
#5858 [23:54] <`Kelby> can imma asks the things??
#5859 [23:54] <Product> ??ask
#5860 [23:54] <Product> ?? ask
#5861 [23:54] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5862 [23:54] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5863 [23:54] <`Kelby> how do i put minecraft onto my new computer
#5864 [23:54] <apocalypse_r> Product: see also ?? telepathy
#5865 [23:54] * Tarridon [Tarridon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5866 [23:54] <apocalypse_r> but thats for people who are being annoying.
#5867 [23:54] <Product> ?? telepathy
#5868 [23:54] <VoxelHead> telepathy: We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#5869 [23:55] <Product> Ooh that's a nice command, thanks ^.^
#5870 [23:55] <Product> Kelby: What is your MC username ?
#5871 [23:55] <Product> Do you have premium ?
#5872 [23:55] <Stew> Well since this IRC is completely useless, I'll just keep working on it myself. Thank you for bitching about Hamachi instead of assisting the brainstorming process. But I guess I got what I paid for in tech support :)
#5873 [23:55] <Product> Do you want to install the server or the client ?
#5874 [23:55] <apocalypse_r> youre welcome.
#5875 [23:55] <Product> Very welcome :)
#5876 [23:56] <`Kelby> he's not terribly nice...
#5877 [23:56] <`Kelby> i've always found yall very usefull.
#5878 [23:56] <apocalypse_r> hes mad at us because his halfass vpn solution isnt working properly.
#5879 [23:56] <`Kelby> swhy i keep comin back n botherin you
#5880 [23:56] <Product> Lol exactly Wug.
#5881 [23:56] <Tarridon> I h as a question ? :3
#5882 [23:56] <Product> Go for it.
#5883 [23:56] <apocalypse_r> as long as you dont act like a tool, you're welcome to ask for help
#5884 [23:56] <Tarridon> has*
#5885 [23:56] * braap1430 [braap1430@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5886 [23:56] <apocalypse_r> does has answers?
#5887 [23:57] <`Kelby> how do i put minecraft onto my new compy?
#5888 [23:57] <Product> Don't worry Tarridon we know that you mean Has*
#5889 [23:57] <apocalypse_r> `Kelby: same way you put it onto your old one
#5890 [23:57] <Product> Yes Kelby, do you have full version ?
#5891 [23:57] <Tarridon> Ok, im running my server off of my new desktop and i can connect to the server from my laptop, in my home.
#5892 [23:57] <`Kelby> i dunno how that happened... my boyfriend did it for me as a graduation present
#5893 [23:57] <apocalypse_r> `Kelby: ask him for help?
#5894 [23:57] <Tarridon> but my friend cant connect to it
#5895 [23:57] <Product> Tarridon: But other players can't connect, right ?
#5896 [23:58] <Tarridon> Right
#5897 [23:58] <Product> Yup, I tough so.
#5898 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> Tarridon: what ip are you using
#5899 [23:58] <`Kelby> hes sleepin waaaaaaay over at his partment
#5900 [23:58] <braap1430> wen i sign into the screen just goes black?
#5901 [23:58] <Product> Did you portforward ?
#5902 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> ;ip Tarridon
#5903 [23:58] <WugBot> IP address of Tarridon is: 108.129.61.11
#5904 [23:58] <Tarridon> O.O
#5905 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> ^ you should be using that one
#5906 [23:58] <Tarridon> But i use another.
#5907 [23:58] <Product> Yup, with ports open.
#5908 [23:58] <Tarridon> Ive tried that one
#5909 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> 192.168.something?
#5910 [23:58] <Product> You use: 192.
#5911 [23:58] <Product> something
#5912 [23:58] <Tarridon> And doesnt work
#5913 [23:58] <Product> right ?
#5914 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> thats a local ip address
#5915 [23:58] <Product> ur fast Wug.
#5916 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> and will only work behind you're router
#5917 [23:58] <Product> Yup, only local connection can connect into it.
#5918 [23:58] <apocalypse_r> (i've seen this problem 238537 times)
#5919 [23:58] <Product> :D
#5920 [23:58] <VoxelHead> =D
#5921 [23:59] <apocalypse_r> :)
#5922 [23:59] <braap1430> when i sign in the screen goes black?
#5923 [23:59] <Product> Voxel, you should put 8 before that.
#5924 [23:59] <Product> I have seen that problem for 2394u9348 times, but Idk how to fix it yet.
#5925 [23:59] <apocalypse_r> Tarridon: configure your router to forward ports
#5926 [23:59] <Tarridon> I have 25565 open on my router for sure, because wug did it for me.
#5927 [23:59] <Product> It's just reinst right ?
#5928 [23:59] <apocalypse_r> h/o then
#5929 [23:59] <Product> ??> braap1430 win/reinst
#5930 [23:59] <VoxelHead> braap1430: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5931 [23:59] <VoxelHead> braap1430: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5932 [23:59] <Tarridon> and i have 25565 open through my firewall, using ubuntu btw
#5933 [23:59] * apocalypse_r is wug, just so you know