#1 [00:00] <CmDark> oh yeah hostfile
#2 [00:00] <oldtopmanserver> Sam: Whats your minecraft username?
#3 [00:00] <Sam> samebarb
#4 [00:00] <oldtopmanserver> !paid samebarb
#5 [00:01] <oldtopmanserver> Sam: Buy the game, then we'll help you.
#6 [00:01] <CmDark> there u go o_o
#7 [00:01] * oldtopmanserver bows
#7 [00:01] <Sam> Okay!
#8 [00:01] <oldtopmanserver> Sam: The paid version also works better.
#9 [00:01] <CmDark> yes, "better"
#10 [00:02] <Sam> I just need to find my credit card now...
#11 [00:02] <TopHATT> whats pastebin?
#12 [00:02] <oldtopmanserver> ??> TopHATT pastebin
#13 [00:02] <VoxelHead> TopHATT: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#14 [00:02] <CmDark> layman term= you post stuff there
#15 [00:02] <CmDark> we look at it
#16 [00:02] <CmDark> so it doesnt kill our eyes in the irc
#17 [00:03] <oldtopmanserver> ^
#18 [00:03] <TopHATT> http://pastebin.com/Htav8dcR
#19 [00:03] <TopHATT> There it is
#20 [00:03] <spirithorse> it still wont work :(
#21 [00:03] <CmDark> nothing bad there
#22 [00:03] <CmDark> pretty sure easyanticheat isnt mc
#23 [00:04] <TopHATT> thats some bs program I never figured out
#24 [00:04] <oldtopmanserver> TopHATT: Was it virus-infected?
#25 [00:04] <oldtopmanserver> TopHATT: Whats your username?
#26 [00:04] <TopHATT> no, it just never worked
#27 [00:04] <CmDark> !paid TopHATT
#28 [00:04] <TopHATT> on minecraft my username is TopHATT
#29 [00:04] <oldtopmanserver> aha
#30 [00:04] <oldtopmanserver> \o/
#31 [00:04] <TopHATT> I just did today
#32 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> We once had a guy that had mc issues
#33 [00:05] <spirithorse> it still wont download
#34 [00:05] <CmDark> legit mc issues you mean?
#35 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> Went through 4 of our 1337iest helpers, including me
#36 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> I showed up (4 hours later)
#37 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> did a !paid
#38 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> BAM
#39 [00:05] <CmDark> lol thats win
#40 [00:05] <oldtopmanserver> Problem solved.
#41 [00:05] <CmDark> no one ever does that to me
#42 [00:06] <CmDark> and if they did i got diff username with paid
#43 [00:06] <CmDark> reservin teh cmdark
#44 [00:06] <TopHATT> So should I try it now?
#45 [00:06] <CmDark> you're using the mc launcher topHatt
#46 [00:06] <TopHATT> Trying to
#47 [00:06] <CmDark> and once you put in the info
#48 [00:06] <TopHATT> the browser wont work
#49 [00:06] <CmDark> and force update
#50 [00:06] <CmDark> it doesnt work?
#51 [00:06] <TopHATT> nope
#52 [00:07] <TopHATT> and idk if force update worked
#53 [00:07] <spirithorse> hellow i need help
#54 [00:07] <TopHATT> btw does it matter where minecraft is?
#55 [00:07] <CmDark> isnt yours at %appdata%/roaming .minecraft
#56 [00:08] <CmDark> thats the normal location
#57 [00:08] <TopHATT> uhhhh
#58 [00:08] <TopHATT> no
#59 [00:08] <TopHATT> Its in my pony folder
#60 [00:08] <CmDark> o_o explain
#61 [00:09] <TopHATT> I have a folder for ponies and misc programs
#62 [00:09] <TopHATT> and thats where I kept minecraft
#63 [00:09] <CmDark> the minecraft.exe you mean
#64 [00:09] <TopHATT> yes
#65 [00:09] <CmDark> then its good
#66 [00:09] <CmDark> your minecraft.jar is in .minecraft/bin
#67 [00:09] <CmDark> idk why
#68 [00:09] <CmDark> it doesnt connect
#69 [00:09] <TopHATT> holy shit
#70 [00:09] <TopHATT> it works now
#71 [00:09] <CmDark> really?
#72 [00:09] <CmDark> o_o
#73 [00:09] <spirithorse> HELP
#74 [00:09] <VoxelHead> Look, spirithorse, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#75 [00:09] <TopHATT> Ikr?
#76 [00:09] <CmDark> thats surprising, cool
#77 [00:10] <TopHATT> I moved it into appdata .minecraft folder
#78 [00:10] <CmDark> weird o_O
#79 [00:10] <CmDark> seriously
#80 [00:10] <TopHATT> the bottom bar banner wasnt pitch black
#81 [00:10] <TopHATT> and it loaded up
#82 [00:10] <CmDark> never saw that kind ofproblem before
#83 [00:10] <CmDark> well good luck with your gaming
#84 [00:10] <TopHATT> well now i need to see if it connects to a server
#85 [00:11] <CmDark> to A server
#86 [00:11] <CmDark> it should if its accepting connections
#87 [00:11] <CmDark> and since you have no firewalls it should be no problem
#88 [00:11] <TopHATT> Failed to connect to the server
#89 [00:12] <TopHATT> connection refused: connect
#90 [00:12] <spirithorse> i am trying to download minecraft and i hit save and it takes me to a downloads window and i click the minecraft thing and it says run so i hit run and it dont do anything
#91 [00:12] <TopHATT> wtf?
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#93 [00:12] <CmDark> is it a server you know
#94 [00:12] <CmDark> is up
#95 [00:12] <CmDark> and is set up properly
#96 [00:12] <TopHATT> I have no idea
#97 [00:12] <CmDark> you should probably try
#98 [00:12] <TopHATT> can you send one to me to see if it works?
#99 [00:12] <CmDark> hm
#100 [00:12] <CmDark> idk any
#101 [00:12] <TheNytangel> 64.34.163.12:25765
#102 [00:13] <TopHATT> Look at that
#103 [00:13] <TopHATT> the pony server isnt working
#104 [00:13] <TopHATT> damnit
#105 [00:14] <CmDark> lol
#106 [00:14] <CmDark> pony obsession?
#107 [00:14] <CmDark> :D
#108 [00:14] <TheNytangel> Ha
#109 [00:14] <TopHATT> what?
#110 [00:15] <TopHATT> I <3 MlP
#111 [00:15] <TheNytangel> He got quietted
#112 [00:15] <TopHATT> FiM
#113 [00:15] <CmDark> CharlieTheUnicorn?
#114 [00:15] <TheNytangel> I was just singing that..
#115 [00:15] <TheNytangel> It was in a yogscast video XD
#116 [00:16] <CmDark> candy mountain!
#117 [00:16] <CmDark> whooo
#118 [00:17] <TopHATT> Hey dark, Nytangel, got steam?
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#120 [00:17] <TheNytangel> I also watched the inside experience earlier.. quite amusing
#121 [00:17] <TheNytangel> And yes
#122 [00:17] <CmDark> yes i do xept i didnt buy anything
#123 [00:17] <CmDark> <3
#124 [00:18] <TopHATT> add me? Ace_102
#125 [00:18] <TheNytangel> Plus, xchat won't let me spell the the
#126 [00:18] <TheNytangel> t-e-h
#127 [00:18] <TheNytangel> -_-
#128 [00:18] <CmDark> i cant add anyone
#129 [00:18] <CmDark> didnt buy anything
#130 [00:18] <TopHATT> sucks
#131 [00:18] <TheNytangel> mine is: nytangel
#132 [00:18] <TopHATT> I wanna play minecraft now
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#135 [00:18] <mib_pwyobg> hello?
#136 [00:18] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_pwyobg, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#137 [00:19] <mib_pwyobg> need help?
#138 [00:19] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_pwyobg ask
#139 [00:19] <VoxelHead> mib_pwyobg: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#140 [00:19] <VoxelHead> mib_pwyobg: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#141 [00:19] <spirithorse> i am trying to download minecraft and i hit save and it takes me to a downloads window and i click the minecraft thing and it says run so i hit run and it dont do anything
#142 [00:19] <SageJ> what does it mean if i need to update my video card and drivers in order to run the program
#143 [00:19] * Prebuiltslicer [Prebuiltslicer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#144 [00:19] <TheNytangel> SageJ, update your video card drivers
#145 [00:19] <Prebuiltslicer> hello?
#146 [00:19] <VoxelHead> Look, Prebuiltslicer, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#147 [00:20] <CmDark> Hi(Ghostly voice) Prebuiltslicer
#148 [00:20] <SageJ> well, sorry, we are two mom's and don't know if it means that we need to take the computer to the shop, or if we can just update them through the internet
#149 [00:20] <TheNytangel> TopHATT, you fly planes? :P
#150 [00:20] <spirithorse> i am trying to download minecraft and i hit save and it takes me to a downloads window and i click the minecraft thing and it says run so i hit run and it dont do anything
#151 [00:20] <spirithorse> i am trying to download minecraft and i hit save and it takes me to a downloads window and i click the minecraft thing and it says run so i hit run and it dont do anything
#152 [00:20] <spirithorse> i am trying to download minecraft and i hit save and it takes me to a downloads window and i click the minecraft thing and it says run so i hit run and it dont do anything
#153 [00:20] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i get other people 2 connect 2 my server?
#154 [00:20] * Kealper sighs
#154 [00:20] <Kealper> spirithorse: want to play a game?
#155 [00:20] <mib_pwyobg> Whenever i download Minecraft Beta straight off Minecraft it says incompatible application and when i double click it nothing happens, i was wondering if you have a solution?
#156 [00:20] <Kealper> (not Minecraft)
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#158 [00:21] <TheNytangel> Kealper, I do :D
#159 [00:21] <syduck98> hello
#160 [00:21] <spirithorse> no i want help
#161 [00:21] <syduck98> i need help with somthing
#162 [00:21] <SageJ> dear Nytangel, what do you think we need to do?
#163 [00:21] * Kealper kicked spirithorse from #minecrafthelp (Reason: And I want this chat to stop being spammed.)
#164 [00:21] <CmDark> SageJ internet
#165 [00:21] <syduck98> how long does it take for the transation to go through once u have bought minecraft?
#166 [00:21] <CmDark> go to dxdiag
#167 [00:21] <CmDark> display
#168 [00:21] <SageJ> oh, good, how do we do it? Windows XP
#169 [00:21] <Kealper> now...back to being on vacation
#170 [00:21] <TheNytangel> SageJ, use windows update maybe?
#171 [00:21] <SageJ> oh, okay, we'
#172 [00:21] <SageJ> we'll try it...
#173 [00:22] <CmDark> SageJ, hold the menu button+r
#174 [00:22] <mib_pwyobg> transactions should be instant syduck
#175 [00:22] <CmDark> dxdiag
#176 [00:22] <syduck98> :O
#177 [00:22] <syduck98> i did it hours ago
#178 [00:22] <mib_pwyobg> paypal?
#179 [00:22] <syduck98> and the money was instant, but the account is still non-premium
#180 [00:22] <Prebuiltslicer> people cant connect 2 my server they say it times out?
#181 [00:22] <syduck98> visa credit card
#182 [00:22] <TheNytangel> Prebuiltslicer, port forward
#183 [00:22] <mib_pwyobg> syduck wait a few days
#184 [00:22] <Prebuiltslicer> how?
#185 [00:22] <syduck98> okay
#186 [00:22] <TheNytangel> ??> syduck98 payment
#187 [00:22] <VoxelHead> syduck98: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#188 [00:22] <CmDark> SageJ, Afterwards, press the display tab and tell me the manufacturer
#189 [00:22] <Prebuiltslicer> im not use 2 PCs
#190 [00:22] <VoxelHead> syduck98: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#191 [00:23] <TheNytangel> mib_pwyobg, shut up, not a few days
#192 [00:23] <TheNytangel> Prebuiltslicer, portforward.com
#193 [00:23] <CmDark> Afterward, depending on the manufacturer, go search up the manufacturer's website and update away
#194 [00:23] <Prebuiltslicer> um.. ok ty bye
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#196 [00:27] <mib_1igus8> i have a question i was just playing mc and there was a loud shrieking noise and i have just resently uninstalled the yogbox(modpack) so i am not running mods what was it
#197 [00:27] <TheNytangel> mib_1igus8, were you in the nether?
#198 [00:27] <mib_1igus8> no
#199 [00:27] <TheNytangel> Hmm
#200 [00:27] <TheNytangel> Maybe a pig?
#201 [00:28] <TheNytangel> Jk
#202 [00:28] <mib_1igus8> maybee but it was realy loud and it seemed to be from far away
#203 [00:29] <TheNytangel> Don't know
#204 [00:29] <mib_1igus8> and i know my jar isnt messed up because i just deleted it and it and reinstalled
#205 [00:29] <TheNytangel> But
#206 [00:29] <TheNytangel> You know what?
#207 [00:29] <mib_1igus8> wut
#208 [00:29] <TheNytangel> Delete everything in the .minecraft folder except the saves
#209 [00:29] <mib_pwyobg> Whenever i download Minecraft Beta straight off Minecraft it says incompatible application and when i double click it nothing happens, i was wondering if you have a solution?
#210 [00:29] <TheNytangel> There is a seperate folder for the sound files
#211 [00:29] <mib_1igus8> ya thats what i did
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#213 [00:29] <TheNytangel> mib_pwyobg, browser
#214 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> i have mods
#215 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> so it will not load unless i have the client working
#216 [00:30] <TheNytangel> mib_pwyobg, did you delete the meta-inf folder?
#217 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> no
#218 [00:30] <TheNytangel> ....
#219 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> and doesnt matter
#220 [00:30] <TheNytangel> Yes it does
#221 [00:30] <TheNytangel> You have mods
#222 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> because browser doesnt allow modification of files
#223 [00:30] <mib_pwyobg> therefore gerudokus zip will not work
#224 [00:30] <TheNytangel> Yeah it does
#225 [00:31] <TheNytangel> You don't like it then fix it yourself
#226 [00:31] <TheNytangel> Delete the meta-inf file
#227 [00:31] <mib_pwyobg> the only way to run your mods is with client
#228 [00:31] <mib_pwyobg> please dont try to fix your not very good at it.
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#230 [00:31] <mib_pwyobg> client is not working need the fix
#231 [00:31] <TheNytangel> WELL NEITHER ARE YOU, ARE YOU
#232 [00:31] <mib_1igus8> well i deleted my whole .minecraft except my saves so i dont know wat the sound was
#233 [00:32] <TheNytangel> mib_pwyobg, just give it a friggen try. You don't like it go google the fuck out of it then or ask someone else
#234 [00:32] <Exdero> o.o Umadbro?
#235 [00:32] <TheNytangel> Duh
#236 [00:32] <Exdero> xD Calm down dude. No need to be pissy
#237 [00:32] <TheNytangel> Yes, if he would have changed his nick I wouldn't have been so mean
#238 [00:33] <TheNytangel> ??< index
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#241 [00:33] <CmDark> woah when'd zombie pigs have such annoying sounds...
#242 [00:33] <New> Hey guys, I've got an interesting dilemma for you.
#243 [00:33] <TheNytangel> ...
#244 [00:34] <New> A friend of mine runs a minecraft server (he does the Pixelated Pickaxe videos on YouTube), and the Nether is acting very crazy.
#245 [00:34] <mib_1igus8> oh nytangel i no what it was a pig got hit by lightnig and terned into a zombie pigman
#246 [00:34] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#247 [00:34] <CmDark> New, explain more!
#248 [00:34] <New> Somehow, we've got either two Nethers, or the co-ordinates in the Nether are changing.
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#250 [00:34] <CmDark> did you check it with f3
#251 [00:34] <TheNytangel> New, you spawned above the nether, didn't you?
#252 [00:35] <New> In the "real" world?
#253 [00:35] <TheNytangel> Wait
#254 [00:35] <CmDark> i mean
#255 [00:35] <TheNytangel> Do you have two portals?
#256 [00:35] <CmDark> Both of you, going in the nether
#257 [00:35] <amphibulus> hello, my friend gets an error "cannot create the java virtual machine" for minecraft.exe , he's already re-installed java.
#258 [00:35] <CmDark> and pressing f3
#259 [00:35] <CmDark> to check the difference
#260 [00:35] <CmDark> of the x,y,z
#261 [00:35] <New> Well, we went and made a set of portals right after Nether multiplayer came out.
#262 [00:35] <New> We've been doing the F3 stuff.
#263 [00:36] <CmDark> same x,y,z but diff place?
#264 [00:36] <New> Yes.
#265 [00:36] <New> Maybe.
#266 [00:36] <beryl> Quick question, quick answer? First time entering, "enter IP Address" for server--what am I supposed to put there?
#267 [00:36] <New> Lemme finish explaining.
#268 [00:36] <TheNytangel> beryl, an IP address
#269 [00:36] <CmDark> beryl, whatever server's ip you plan on joining
#270 [00:36] <Exdero> Yes
#271 [00:36] <beryl> no idea, newbie
#272 [00:36] <CmDark> beryl you can find those on many websites that you can search for
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#274 [00:36] <TheNytangel> beryl, it's people like you who I need to cheer me up :P
#275 [00:36] <New> After we had the first set of portals, which we'll call Set A, the Nether "reset."
#276 [00:36] <Exdero> Type in the Server's IP if you want to join that server
#277 [00:36] <Exdero> Look on the website for it
#278 [00:36] <|Kiichan|> beryl: say microsoft was running a server. microsoft.com woudl be valad.
#279 [00:37] <TheNytangel> ??> beryl smp\servers
#280 [00:37] <Exdero> Server's website x.x
#281 [00:37] <mib_1igus8> TheNytangel it was a zombie pigman noise a pig got hit by lightning
#282 [00:37] <New> We've still got the same "real world" portal, but the Nether portal is different.
#283 [00:37] <beryl> i found a list and tried 5, none got me anywhere (e.g. Official Opticraft Dev Server)
#284 [00:37] <TheNytangel> ??> beryl smp/servers
#285 [00:37] <VoxelHead> beryl: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#286 [00:37] <VoxelHead> beryl: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#287 [00:37] <New> I figured the portal had just been hit by a Ghast.
#288 [00:37] <CmDark> That's kinda weird new
#289 [00:37] <New> Yeah.
#290 [00:37] <CmDark> dont think so
#291 [00:37] <TheNytangel> Wait
#292 [00:37] <CmDark> if you havent been in the nether, no way a ghast woulda hit it
#293 [00:37] <New> We had, though.
#294 [00:37] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/nether
#295 [00:38] <CmDark> I meant during the time it hit the portal
#296 [00:38] <CmDark> and if it had, you'd be trapped
#297 [00:38] <New> This is Survival Multiplayer.
#298 [00:38] <CmDark> ik
#299 [00:38] <New> Alright.
#300 [00:38] <CmDark> no mob just starts hitting something
#301 [00:38] <CmDark> with no player entity there to provok eit
#302 [00:38] <New> So yeah, now we've got Set B, which is the same Overworld Portal, but a different Nether Portal.
#303 [00:39] <CmDark> don't know whats going on then, don't knowhow to replicate that kind of problem
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#305 [00:39] <CmDark> anyway, brb
#306 [00:39] <New> A while later, I go and make an Overworld Portal somewhere else, and find the base portal. Only problem is, it's no longer Set B, but it's set A again.
#307 [00:39] <New> So somehow, making a new portal reverted it back to Set A.
#308 [00:39] <Exdero> o.o
#309 [00:40] <violin_master> hi i was wondering how much bandwidth online play wil use
#310 [00:40] <TheNytangel> All of it
#311 [00:40] <New> And then finally, after no one dared going through or making new portals except the first one, I went through the one that I had created again.
#312 [00:40] <TheNytangel> I was just kidding.. geez..
#313 [00:40] <New> Set B popped back up again.
#314 [00:41] <Exdero> Anyone know why Minecraft is lagging like crazy even though I'm only using 75% of my Physical Memory and have great bandwith
#315 [00:41] <New> So somehow, Set A and Set B are flip-flopping.
#316 [00:41] * mib_k48zdt [mib_k48zdt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#317 [00:41] <TheNytangel> Exdero, graphics?
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#319 [00:41] <Exdero> MY Graphics or the settings?
#320 [00:41] <New> Either we've got two Nethers, or the co-ordinates of the Nether are changing.
#321 [00:41] <TheNytangel> YOUR graphics
#322 [00:41] <TheNytangel> Maybe
#323 [00:42] <TheNytangel> Exdero, turn your smooth lighting off, graphics on fast, max fps..
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#325 [00:42] <TheNytangel> Or leave
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#327 [00:42] <Exdero> :/ Dang escape button
#328 [00:42] <New> So no one has any ideas?
#329 [00:43] <TheNytangel> Exdero, turn your smooth lighting off, graphics on fast, max fps..
#330 [00:43] <TheNytangel> New, you using Vanilla?
#331 [00:43] <New> Yeah.
#332 [00:43] <Exdero> My GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GT 240
#333 [00:43] <New> It's running on Servercraft, as well.
#334 [00:43] <TheNytangel> Oh. Um.. Delete the nether folder and re-go to the nether?
#335 [00:43] <Exdero> I have the smooth off with fast graphics and max fps on x.x
#336 [00:43] <TheNytangel> It should be like a world folder only like "world_nether" instead
#337 [00:44] <TheNytangel> Exdero, dxdiag?
#338 [00:44] <TheNytangel> ??> Exdero dxdiag
#339 [00:44] <Exdero> I set it to high priority cause it was lagging before too
#340 [00:44] <Exdero> Alright
#341 [00:44] <violin_master> hi i was wondering how much bandwidth online play wil use
#342 [00:44] <TheNytangel> >:o
#343 [00:44] <Exdero> Don't bot me >.<
#344 [00:44] <New> I'll suggest that to the guy who runs the server.
#345 [00:44] <TheNytangel> Lol
#346 [00:44] <Exdero> I know what to do :P Been here long enough
#347 [00:44] <New> This started about a month ago, btw.
#348 [00:44] <TheNytangel> violin_master.. I don't know
#349 [00:44] <Exdero> Pastebin it..
#350 [00:44] <TheNytangel> ??> Exdero pastebin
#351 [00:44] <VoxelHead> Exdero: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#352 [00:44] <Exdero> Gah Hush >.< Keep your bot quiet D:
#353 [00:45] <TheNytangel> Not mine
#354 [00:45] <TheNytangel> NanoAce is mine, in the #minecrafthelp breakroom channel :D
#355 [00:45] <Exdero> ??> VoxelHead STFU
#356 [00:45] <Exdero> Aww
#357 [00:45] <TheNytangel> ~shut up
#358 [00:45] <Exdero> No keyword to stfu xD
#359 [00:45] <TheNytangel> Hmph
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#361 [00:47] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH never even tested ChopTree :(
#362 [00:47] <beryl> That worked great (the links to the servers and their IP addresses). Thanks!! See you after I failed at building something :)
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#364 [00:48] <schnozzle> hi, my friend has a problem when he tires to start minecraft.exe but gets a "cannot create java virtual machine" error.
#365 [00:48] <TheNytangel> beryl, it's ok. You don't need to come back
#366 [00:48] <beryl> g'night
#367 [00:48] <TheNytangel> :P
#368 [00:48] <TheNytangel> ??> schnozzle java/version
#369 [00:48] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#370 [00:48] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#371 [00:49] <schnozzle> he already re-installed java, it didn't work.
#372 [00:49] <TheNytangel> What version is it?
#373 [00:51] <schnozzle> hang on , asking him now.
#374 [00:53] <Exdero> Did you find the DxDiag?
#375 [00:53] <TheNytangel> Yeah
#376 [00:53] <schnozzle> its 6 update 26
#377 [00:54] <TheNytangel> Ok, where is his Java folder located? Program Files or Program Files (x86)?
#378 [00:55] <TheNytangel> Exdero, dunno :P
#379 [00:55] <TheNytangel> You graphics card looks good, do you need to update drivers for it?
#380 [00:55] <Exdero> Gah
#381 [00:55] <Exdero> Don't believe so
#382 [00:57] <schnozzle> program files
#383 [00:57] <TheNytangel> schnozzle, try copy and paste it into (x86), but don't delete it
#384 [00:58] <Exdero> Program files/Program Files (x86) are crap.. I use C:/ for pretty much everything
#385 [00:59] <TheNytangel> C:\
#386 [00:59] <DopeGhoti> Depending on the size of your haed drive, you may make it unusable with that practice
#387 [00:59] <Exdero> C:/ >.>
#388 [00:59] <DopeGhoti> the Windows filesystems have a maxumum number of entries for the root directory of a drive.
#389 [00:59] <TheNytangel> C:\
#390 [00:59] <DopeGhoti> I use /opt.
#391 [01:00] * mib_9bzdwv [mib_9bzdwv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#392 [01:00] <Exdero> >.<
#393 [01:00] <Exdero> Whatever xD
#394 [01:00] <TheNytangel> Exdero, everything is backslashes
#395 [01:00] <Exdero> MY C: DRIVE >.<
#396 [01:01] <mib_9bzdwv> when i try and start minecraft with the server up it doesnt start
#397 [01:01] <mib_9bzdwv> can you help me
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#400 [01:02] <TheNytangel> Start minecraft first..
#401 [01:02] * VoxelHead kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned)
#402 [01:02] <TheNytangel> ?
#403 [01:02] <Exdero> I'm gonna run a speed test with Minecraft+DxDiag+Notepad+Task Manager+Sys Info+Trillian running...
#404 [01:02] <Kealper> oh, whoops
#405 [01:03] <Exdero> 29.58 Mbps Download..2.10 Upload and 34ms ping..
#406 [01:03] <Kealper> i don't like the fact that he used a quit message to advertise, but i thought he joined a left really fast and not the opposite
#407 [01:03] <TheNytangel> Lol
#408 [01:04] <Exdero> So not the speed..
#409 [01:04] <Exdero> It's at high priority too..
#410 [01:04] <It> wargblarg
#411 [01:04] <schnozzle> he can't find it
#412 [01:04] <Exdero> So..wtf is wrong with it? D:
#413 [01:05] <It> and all was well in wugland
#414 [01:05] <It> including wugs nice new laptop battery that doesnt suck
#415 [01:05] <It> except for one thing
#416 [01:05] <It> WUGS BASEMENT HAS CENTIPEDES IN IT
#417 [01:05] <TheNytangel> schnozzle, what is the server's start path?
#418 [01:05] <It> WUG HATES CENTIPEDES
#419 [01:05] <Exdero> Wug should fix my damn lagging.
#420 [01:05] <Exdero> :3
#421 [01:06] <schnozzle> he uses windows xp 32bit
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#423 [01:06] <It> wug is ... away
#424 [01:06] * GreyVulpine [GreyVulpine@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#425 [01:06] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine :D
#426 [01:06] <Exdero> Wug is NOT away >.<
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#428 [01:06] <It> yes he is
#429 [01:06] <Exdero> Lies
#430 [01:06] <It> mmhm
#431 [01:06] <Exdero> Fix mai laggehness :D
#432 [01:06] <It> wait for it to update
#433 [01:07] <Exdero> For what to update? o.o
#434 [01:07] <It> h/o
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#436 [01:08] <It> see? wug's away
#437 [01:08] <It> psychic powers and all
#438 [01:08] <Exdero> Nah. I no see.
#439 [01:08] <It> /whois wug
#440 [01:08] <It> * [Wug] is away (I AM TOO AWAY)
#441 [01:09] <TheNytangel> Lol
#442 [01:10] <Exdero> >.> /whois it
#443 [01:10] <Exdero> Real Name: Wug
#444 [01:10] * It /away
#444 [01:10] <Exdero> FIX MAI LAG!
#445 [01:10] <It> does it really say that
#446 [01:10] <TheNytangel> OH NO! HOW DOES IT KNOW MY NAME?!
#447 [01:11] <It> at least it didnt have my real real name (.(
#448 [01:11] <Exdero> >.<
#449 [01:11] <Exdero> Please fix my lag?
#450 [01:11] <It> what lag
#451 [01:11] <Exdero> :-)
#452 [01:11] <It> you've yet to tell me what the problem is except that its lag
#453 [01:12] <Exdero> >.>
#454 [01:12] <Exdero> Oh
#455 [01:12] <Exdero> Fine..
#456 [01:12] <It> if you mean lag connecting to your server, your computer might not be able to run it with more than just you connected
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#458 [01:12] <It> I had lag issues on windows with my server, I switched to ubuntu
#459 [01:13] <violin_master> hi I would like to know about how much bandwith online play uses?
#460 [01:13] <violin_master> *bandwidth
#461 [01:14] <violin_master> hello?
#462 [01:14] <VoxelHead> Look, violin_master, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#463 [01:14] <TheNytangel> Brb
#464 [01:14] <violin_master> shut up vox
#465 [01:14] <Exdero> My Minecraft game is lagging terribley..only using around 75% total of my physical memory and the game is set at high priority.. My graphics settings in game can be set to the lowest possible and I still have crazy lag.
#466 [01:14] <violin_master> mine too exdero
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#468 [01:15] <DopeGhoti> Are you on 56k modems or something?
#469 [01:15] <violin_master> is anyone there?
#470 [01:15] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#471 [01:15] <DopeGhoti> or wireless?
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#473 [01:16] <Exdero> Yeah...I don't care about you >.> My PC is likely to be at least twice the quality of yours and I'm pushing over 30 Mbps.. Normal computers lagging is explainable..My comp lagging this bad on a 8/16 bit game is crazy x.x
#474 [01:16] * VoxelHead doesn't care about you either.
#474 [01:17] <DopeGhoti> ?? retro
#475 [01:17] <VoxelHead> retro: Just because Minecraft's graphics have a retro styling does not mean that you can run the game on a Commodore 64.
#476 [01:17] <VoxelHead> retro: Minecraft will make a computer work just as hard, and in some cases harder than, many other contemporary games. There is a reason that it allocates 1GB of RAM at startup.
#477 [01:17] * Exdero thinks VoxelHead should hush x.x
#477 [01:17] <Kealper> Exdero: i love your attitude, act more pompous, please
#478 [01:17] <Exdero> Very well. -acts even more pompous..if it is possible-
#479 [01:17] <violin_master> well I am on wireless now and I am trying to figure out how much bandwidth it'll use online
#480 [01:17] <It> do you lag in singleplayer
#481 [01:17] * VoxelHead kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Take an hour and read about volunteer support, and grow a sense of congeniality.)
#482 [01:18] <violin_master> yes I lag in single player offline
#483 [01:18] <DopeGhoti> violin_master: anecdotal reports are in the area of 64-192kbps per player
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#485 [01:18] <violin_master> ?
#486 [01:18] <violin_master> not a tech person here?
#487 [01:18] <violin_master> lol
#488 [01:18] <DopeGhoti> if you lag in single-player, though
#489 [01:19] <DopeGhoti> it's not a bandwidth issue
#490 [01:19] <violin_master> what is an anecdotal report?
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#492 [01:19] <violin_master> I know it's not a bandwidth issue but I need to know how much it uses to know if I can use the wireless
#493 [01:19] <TheNytangel> Ahhhh
#494 [01:19] <TheNytangel> Brb
#495 [01:19] <DopeGhoti> A personal report without a peer-reviewed study for confirmation
#496 [01:20] <DopeGhoti> Wireless connections are notoriously bad for Minecraft
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#498 [01:20] <Kealper> wireless connections usually work, but as Dope said, they are not as good as wired
#499 [01:20] <Phate45> DopeGhoti: Aren't most of the operations done on the server side?
#500 [01:20] <violin_master> well it works good at my school but the dial-up works bad at home even though I have a 56 kbps connection
#501 [01:21] <violin_master> dial-up is wired
#502 [01:21] <Kealper> it's gotten better for wireless stuff since they started doing network code tweaks
#503 [01:21] <Kealper> wired with cat-5 or greater*
#504 [01:21] <violin_master> and I want to know how much bandwidth it uses
#505 [01:21] <TheNytangel> Kealper, do people in egypt have hughsnet internet?
#506 [01:22] <DopeGhoti> Phate45: no; unlike most games, the map is in a constant state of flux, and the players are (sort of) part of the map, so all the clients are telling the server what they're doing to the map, and the server is telling all the players what all the other players (and all server entities) are doing to the map
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#508 [01:22] <DopeGhoti> it's like a lawn sprinkler scaled up to a dozen fire-hoses
#509 [01:22] <violin_master> to know if i can use the better internet at home or if I am going to have to deal with the lag and all that on the dial-up
#510 [01:22] <Phate45> :-)
#511 [01:22] <DopeGhoti> If you are on dial-up, just forget about SMP
#512 [01:22] <Phate45> violin_master: I would surely recommend upgrading. Whats a 56kbps today?
#513 [01:23] <DopeGhoti> it will more than saturate a 56k connection
#514 [01:23] <It> how can you possibly want a 56k over anything else
#515 [01:23] <DopeGhoti> Massochism?
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#517 [01:24] <Aska990> hello
#518 [01:24] <DopeGhoti> g'morning
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#520 [01:31] <Product> Hey Wazap guys.
#521 [01:31] <TheNytangel> Mibbit..
#522 [01:31] <Product> I'am a pro Mibbitarian
#523 [01:31] <It> mibbitroid*
#524 [01:32] <TheNytangel> Then go to Mibbit Gardens
#525 [01:32] <Product> Yeah mibbitroid.
#526 [01:32] <Product> But I'am like the master there
#527 [01:32] <Product> so they call me Master of the Mibbitarians (Vegetarians).
#528 [01:32] <Product> But it doesn't matter.
#529 [01:33] <Product> !seen almostroot
#530 [01:33] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 37mins 30secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#531 [01:33] <DopeGhoti> Mibbitarians? People that eat mibbit users?
#532 [01:33] <DopeGhoti> But they're generally not ripe yet!
#533 [01:33] <It> DopeGhoti: implying they ever ripen
#534 [01:33] <Product> Yeah, I know xD
#535 [01:33] <Product> But idk, I just like mibbit's chat.
#536 [01:33] <DopeGhoti> I implied nothing, sir or ma'am or other; you inferred.
#537 [01:33] * It grills a mibbitroid and teriyakifies
#537 [01:33] <Product> I don't liek opening PChat every time.
#538 [01:34] <Product> IT ! How dare you ?
#539 [01:34] <Product> Hey guys, anyone has experience with CentOS :( ?
#540 [01:34] <It> Product: leave pchat open
#541 [01:34] <Product> I'am having something weird
#542 [01:34] <DopeGhoti> Too much.
#543 [01:34] <Product> Yeah It.
#544 [01:34] <Product> I start the server up, (MCForge).
#545 [01:34] <Product> I get no errors at all.
#546 [01:34] <Product> But I'am not on the list of Minecraft Servers
#547 [01:34] <It> and its easier than opening a browser, clicking through mibbits junk, picking a server, nick, and channels, then finally being here
#548 [01:35] <DopeGhoti> Sorry, I don't speak Classical Minecrafttian.
#549 [01:35] <Product> Yeah it, but idk I'am just more more familiar with Mibbit.
#550 [01:35] <Product> Oh ok DopeGhotian :D
#551 [01:35] <Product> But I get 1 single error.
#552 [01:35] <DopeGhoti> what error?
#553 [01:35] <It> you can do anything with pchat that you can do with mibbit, but better
#554 [01:35] <Product> Could not load autoload.txt
#555 [01:36] <Product> Something like that let me check.
#556 [01:36] <DopeGhoti> sounds like a Classical error
#557 [01:36] <Product> It, true.
#558 [01:36] <DopeGhoti> I don't speak Classic.
#559 [01:36] <It> I speak Lovecraftian
#560 [01:36] <Product> Oh, what do you speak then ? Betarian stuff ?
#561 [01:36] <Product> Classicarians !! sparta !!!
#562 [01:37] <DopeGhoti> I speak Python, English, PHP, SQL, and bash
#563 [01:37] <DopeGhoti> in no particular order
#564 [01:37] <Product> Cool Dope !
#565 [01:37] <DopeGhoti> also a passel of C++, C, and German
#566 [01:37] <Product> I always loved Phyton.
#567 [01:37] <Product> Ich.
#568 [01:37] <It> lol >german
#569 [01:37] <DopeGhoti> Du?
#570 [01:37] <DopeGhoti> oder Sie?
#571 [01:37] <It> thats the java of actual languages
#572 [01:37] <Product> sie SU, -x
#573 [01:37] <Product> PWNED !
#574 [01:38] <It> >System.out.println
#575 [01:38] <Product> Jk, I just started with only downloading the program.
#576 [01:38] <Product> Yup.
#577 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> It: German is more the DNA of languages :p
#578 [01:38] <Product> That's what I said.
#579 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> or RNA
#580 [01:38] <It> not latin?
#581 [01:38] <Product> I speak Dutch.
#582 [01:38] <Product> It's similar to German.
#583 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> Dutch is just German as heard through a thin apartment wall
#584 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> (:
#585 [01:38] <It> lots of languages are similar to latin
#586 [01:38] <Product> Yup.
#587 [01:38] <DopeGhoti> German is not one of these.
#588 [01:39] <Product> 1 sec going to check an error I get when I start MCLawl.exe
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#590 [01:39] <Product> Guys
#591 [01:40] <Product> Could it be a root problem ?
#592 [01:40] <Product> I'am running the CentOS VPS with root.
#593 [01:40] <Product> I heard root is bad for Minecraft.
#594 [01:40] <It> su to something else
#595 [01:41] <Product> Ok :D
#596 [01:41] <kornwiser> Hey, I am unable to launch the .app file in Mac OSX 10.6.8. I have already checked, and my Java is completely updated. Running Minecraft in the browser does not work either. Any idea what it could be?
#597 [01:42] <Product> ??> kornwiser mac/reinst
#598 [01:42] <VoxelHead> kornwiser: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#599 [01:42] <VoxelHead> kornwiser: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#600 [01:44] <Product> It: damn other su's doesn't have permission to start the server with screen :(
#601 [01:44] <Product> Wait, I'll try an other su.
#602 [01:45] <kornwiser> Didn't work :\. The icon expands as if it's opening, but nothing even shows up in the Dock.
#603 [01:46] <Product> Kornwiser: Sorry I don't have experience with Macstonish Computers :(
#604 [01:46] <kornwiser> It's alright. Thank you!
#605 [01:46] <Product> :) I'am glad that I tried to help.
#606 [01:46] <Product> Maybe DopeGhoti or It has.
#607 [01:46] <Product> -.- he left.
#608 [01:47] * It has diddly experience with crapples
#608 [01:47] <It> the one I was just teamviewering earlier
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#610 [01:48] <It> minecraft wouldnt run on it because the launcher was on the desktop
#611 [01:48] <rumpler> hello?
#612 [01:48] <It> no other reason
#613 [01:48] <VoxelHead> Look, rumpler, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#614 [01:48] * It pets VoxelHead
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#615 [01:48] <rumpler> i bought the game and it sais i didn't
#616 [01:48] <Product> Hey.
#617 [01:48] <Product> rumpler, account name ?
#618 [01:49] <It> rumpler: wait a few hours/days
#619 [01:49] <Product> DopeGhoti: Please check ur PM.
#620 [01:49] <rumpler> hoboguy911
#621 [01:49] <It> !paid hoboguy911
#622 [01:49] <Product> Who knows how to switch from root to bash ?
#623 [01:49] <It> uuuhhhhh root is a user and bash is a program
#624 [01:49] <Product> No, I mean
#625 [01:49] <Product> Like this:
#626 [01:49] <Product> [root@V-1726 forge]#
#627 [01:50] <Product> Wow very smart bot -.-
#628 [01:50] <It> very annoying sometimes
#629 [01:50] <Product> Yeah.
#630 [01:50] <Product> to this: bash-3.2$
#631 [01:50] <It> I cant use commands for it either because I'm +Z and vox doesnt like ssl connections for some reason
#632 [01:50] <Product> When I type commands.
#633 [01:50] <It> does it matter?
#634 [01:51] <rumpler> ok well if i buy it again will i be charged twice?
#635 [01:51] <Product> I think so, the server worked when it was on Bash thing.
#636 [01:51] <It> rumpler: yes
#637 [01:51] <Product> No rumpler, just wit.
#638 [01:51] <Product> wait
#639 [01:51] <Product> *
#640 [01:51] <Product> don't but it.
#641 [01:51] <Product> because "It"'s garbage.
#642 [01:51] <It> rumpler: yes, if you buy it again you will be charged twice
#643 [01:51] <rumpler> well i waited 2 hours
#644 [01:51] <It> Product: read things before you respond to them
#645 [01:52] <It> rumpler: go to bed, try again in the morning
#646 [01:52] <Product> It: Yeah sorry, but I ment the sentence "It"'s garbage as a joke.
#647 [01:52] <Product> It means that you are a garbage man, but it's actually the new chagre.
#648 [01:52] <Product> charge*
#649 [01:52] <It> ...
#650 [01:52] <Product> Look, the server worked good whne it was on bash.
#651 [01:52] <Product> But I don't know now on root, it starts up, but nothing comes on the list.
#652 [01:53] <It> I was talking about "<rumpler> ok well if i buy it again will i be charged twice?" to which you basically responded "no"
#653 [01:53] <rumpler> ok thank you, bye
#654 [01:53] <It> rumpler: see ya
#655 [01:53] <Product> It: Yes, I tried to correct myself after that.
#656 [01:53] <It> Product: 'the list'?
#657 [01:53] <Product> It: Yes, www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#658 [01:54] <Product> You know Classtonish Servers
#659 [01:54] <Product> Don't say you don't like classic.
#660 [01:54] <Product> Because if people like me who runs 24/7 classic servers doesn't exist, there would be never Beta.
#661 [01:54] <Product> Or it would have like 10 users
#662 [01:54] <It> its not showing up there if you run it as root you say
#663 [01:55] <Product> Yes It, that's true.
#664 [01:55] <Product> Is that a general problem ?
#665 [01:55] <It> no idea but its probably related to the machines local policy somehow
#666 [01:55] <Product> It: Yeah, true.
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#668 [01:56] <Product> But it's a known problem I mean ?
#669 [01:56] <Product> Or you analysed that because of me ?
#670 [01:57] <Product> I hear always people say: "Running minecraft on root is a bad idea".
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#672 [01:57] <mr_wibble> working?
#673 [01:57] <It> I've never seen actual issues with it
#674 [01:57] <Product> working ?
#675 [01:57] <DopeGhoti> Running _anything_ as root is a bad idea.
#676 [01:57] <It> ??> Product wireshark
#677 [01:57] <VoxelHead> Product: (wireshark) Wireshark is a network traffic analysis program which may be helpful in troubleshooting problems with SMP server or client connections.
#678 [01:57] <DopeGhoti> unless it is a kernel-level utility
#679 [01:57] <VoxelHead> Product: (wireshark) It can be obtained at http://www.wireshark.org
#680 [01:57] <mr_wibble> Ok so I am on a Mac and my friend has set up a server and it works just fine for everyone else but me, the connection just times out.
#681 [01:58] <It> DopeGhoti: /me runs teamviewer as root trollface
#682 [01:58] <Product> Oh, so it could be the problem Dope ?
#683 [01:58] <It> wtf did I just try to do there
#684 [01:58] <It> Product: no
#685 [01:58] <Product> Because there are no problems at all, just because I switched to root
#686 [01:58] <Product> it won't be loaded at the server list anymore.
#687 [01:58] <It> the reason you dont try things with root is because of security issues
#688 [01:58] <Product> Oh.
#689 [01:59] <It> since root can do anything
#690 [01:59] <mr_wibble> Any troubleshooting ideas for me?
#691 [01:59] <Product> I understand what you meannow.
#692 [01:59] <Product> Is wireshark like PuTTY ?
#693 [02:00] <Product> Sorry brb 5 minutes.
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#695 [02:01] <It> mr_wibble: use the right ip
#696 [02:01] <DopeGhoti> it's more like tcpdump
#697 [02:01] <mr_wibble> Yea I've quadrupled checked the IP
#698 [02:02] <It> I have to run wireshark as root because otherwise it fails to bind to eth0
#699 [02:02] <mr_wibble> It's right
#700 [02:02] <It> mr_wibble: what is the ip
#701 [02:02] <It> inb4192.168.*.*
#702 [02:02] <DopeGhoti> that's because it's a kernel-level utiliyu
#703 [02:02] <DopeGhoti> er, utility
#704 [02:02] <mr_wibble> 70.64.77.66
#705 [02:02] <It> lol I just made a typo: DeopGhoti
#706 [02:03] <It> * Ghoti gets deopped
#707 [02:03] <It> !check 70.64.77.66
#708 [02:03] <It> mr_wibble: can you connect to other server
#709 [02:03] <It> s
#710 [02:03] <mr_wibble> I haven't tried any other server yet
#711 [02:04] <mr_wibble> My friend is hosting the server right beside my on the same connection with one other dude playing on it with him atm
#712 [02:06] <mr_wibble> I can play single player just fine
#713 [02:06] <mr_wibble> Would me being on a Mac be an issue?
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#715 [02:07] <It> mr_wibble: use a local ip then
#716 [02:08] <It> ask him for his local ip address and use that
#717 [02:08] <It> its 192.168.something
#718 [02:08] <mr_wibble> Well the other guy is not in the same location, I didn't clarify that
#719 [02:08] <mr_wibble> So we can't use a local ip
#720 [02:09] <It> then idk
#721 [02:09] <It> make sure there isnt a firewall blocking something somewhere
#722 [02:10] <Product> Back.
#723 [02:10] <Product> 0.0 It why did you recommend WireShark for me ?
#724 [02:10] <mr_wibble> Yeah I checked and I don't have a firewall up
#725 [02:10] <mr_wibble> No other ideas?
#726 [02:10] <Product> If I logout, it means my keyboard crashed
#727 [02:11] <Product> Mr_wibble
#728 [02:11] <Product> Yes, what AV do you use ?
#729 [02:11] <mr_wibble> AV?
#730 [02:12] <Product> Yeah
#731 [02:12] <Product> AntiVirus
#732 [02:12] <mr_wibble> Don't have one
#733 [02:12] <Product> Hmm
#734 [02:12] <Product> Oh, nvm
#735 [02:13] <mr_wibble> So nothing should be different on a Mac then?
#736 [02:14] <Product> I don't have experience with Macstonish computers, sorry.
#737 [02:14] <mr_wibble> Ah bummer ok
#738 [02:14] <mr_wibble> No worries
#739 [02:14] <mr_wibble> Thx for the efforts
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#741 [02:15] <Product> :)
#742 [02:15] <Product> I'am glad for trying to help.
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#745 [02:28] <mib_w137cc> ?
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#747 [02:28] <mib_w137cc> Hello?
#748 [02:28] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_w137cc, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#749 [02:28] <silverss> hello, anyone can help me set up my router port forwarding so i can create minecraft server?
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#752 [02:29] <mib_w137cc> ...Anyone know how to RE instal Minecraft? I kinda had a mod OVERLOAD.
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#754 [02:29] <It> ?? forceupdate
#755 [02:29] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#756 [02:29] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#757 [02:30] <It> ;takeover #minecrafthelp
#758 [02:30] <It> lol jk
#759 [02:30] <mib_w137cc> But there is more of a problem then that, I deleted ALL the Minecraft files, thinking the computer would recognise it...
#760 [02:30] <It> !client
#761 [02:31] <mib_w137cc> ...Thanks...
#762 [02:31] <silverss> hello, anyone can help me set up my router port forwarding so i can create minecraft server and i could connect to it and my friends too ? Please
#763 [02:32] <silverss> Okay, i think noone can help me :(
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#767 [02:39] <Exdero> Need some help with setting up a Minecraft server..I DLed the vanilla server .exe on Minecraft.net and I THINK it installed correctly, but when I try to connect via localhost on the actual game, it Black screens on connection.
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#771 [02:45] <Exdero> So..any ideas?
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#774 [02:54] <It> Exdero: if you have mods installed it could be that
#775 [02:55] <Calinou> someone has dirt screen?
#776 [02:55] <Calinou> Exdero: did you used a HD texture pack?
#777 [02:58] <Exdero> Nah. I have mods but I installed some recently. The singleplayer is blackscreening too
#778 [02:58] <Exdero> Optifine and MCEdit are the two I installed
#779 [02:58] <Exdero> Dual Core Optifine
#780 [02:59] <Exdero> I have quad core, so I figured it would work. But it's probably the problem x.x
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#782 [03:00] <It> optimine you mean?
#783 [03:00] <It> also you ... installed mcedit?
#784 [03:00] <It> you mean worldedit
#785 [03:00] <Exdero> Optifine
#786 [03:00] <Exdero> It's Optifog and Optimine bundle..
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#788 [03:00] <It> mm ok
#789 [03:01] <silverss> hello, anyone can help me set up my router port forwarding so i can create minecraft server and i could connect to it and my friends too ? Please
#790 [03:02] <It> we're all sleeping. come back tomorrow
#791 [03:02] <It> !kick wug sleeping
#792 [03:02] * AuBot kicked It from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
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#794 [03:03] <It> kealper, make aubot use +v recognition instead of nick recognition derp
#795 [03:03] <It> !kick it No. Just...No.
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#797 [03:04] <Kealper> Wug: remind me tomorrow and i'll have it do that....it could be a fun project to squelch boredom
#798 [03:06] <Exdero> The weird thing is that Optifine is just class files..I usually never have a problem with them
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#801 [03:10] <Calinou> if you uninstalled optifine, if your HD pack is still used
#802 [03:10] <Calinou> your game won't start probably
#803 [03:10] <gretchen> Hey guys can you tell me how to get a mod
#804 [03:11] <Exdero> I installed it
#805 [03:11] <Exdero> Wait
#806 [03:11] <Exdero> What's an HD Pack? xD
#807 [03:15] <Exdero> Crap...Minecraft is supposed to have a-z/a-y class files arent they?..cause I deleted some
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#809 [03:15] <Exdero> x.x
#810 [03:16] <rev-lemon> fxdero when you relaunch minecraft just force update
#811 [03:16] <Exdero> Bleh. I'd rather just delete the Jar..faster
#812 [03:16] <rev-lemon> if you say so
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#814 [03:29] <sluggo> le jeu ne demare pas il se lance il commence a demarer et s etein
#815 [03:29] <mib_1igus8> de aublo pe ci no guadeoi torkyouh
#816 [03:30] <sluggo> ?
#817 [03:30] <Calinou> sluggo: english, please
#818 [03:31] <sluggo> FRENCH
#819 [03:31] <Calinou> damn french, they always speak french when they shouldn't
#820 [03:31] <Calinou> Exdero: a HD pack is where textures have a higher definition
#821 [03:31] <Calinou> textures can be 16x16, 32x32, 64x64, 128x128, 256x256 and 512x512
#822 [03:31] <mib_1igus8> сосать мой bghry ballsack и дай мне голову
#823 [03:31] <Calinou> using larger textures reduce performance, but looks less pixelated
#824 [03:32] <Exdero> >.> I'm restoring my Minecraft folder to its vanilla state
#825 [03:32] <sluggo> mon minecraft au demarage il s ouvre puis s etein
#826 [03:32] <Exdero> Then copying said folder and modding this one to a bare minimum. Sick of conflictions x,x
#827 [03:32] <Calinou> ?? english
#828 [03:32] <Calinou> damn.
#829 [03:33] <mib_1igus8> i speek russian and english
#830 [03:33] <Exdero> Forgot >?
#831 [03:33] <Calinou> Exdero: install optifog first then other mods, I think
#832 [03:33] <Calinou> try in any order
#833 [03:33] <Exdero> What about ModLoader and such
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#835 [03:33] <Calinou> damn, I hate modloader
#836 [03:33] <Exdero> ?? Why
#837 [03:34] <Calinou> never use bettergrass when using modloader, else you will get gray grass, first
#838 [03:34] <Exdero> xD
#839 [03:34] <mib_1igus8> У меня много секса с вашей мамой?
#840 [03:34] <sluggo> mon minecraft ne marche pas il demare puis s arete
#841 [03:34] <Calinou> install mod-loader mods before optifine then
#842 [03:34] <Calinou> sluggo: en anglais...
#843 [03:34] <Calinou> tu ne donnes m�me pas une description du probl�me
#844 [03:34] <Calinou> aucun message d'erreur/etc
#845 [03:35] <xorcon> Hello, I am new to minecraft and I lost a world somehow. Is there a way of finding out what happened and why?
#846 [03:35] <sluggo> rien
#847 [03:35] <sluggo> rien
#848 [03:35] <Exdero> >.> That happened to me earlier today. Crashed and it wouldn't load
#849 [03:35] <mib_1igus8> я бледный кто-то, чтобы лизать мои яйца
#850 [03:35] <Exdero> I made a new save and..1 sec. I have a URL link with it somewhere.
#851 [03:35] <xorcon> I had a main world and 3 others and my main world disappeared
#852 [03:36] <sluggo> aucun message d erreur
#853 [03:36] <mib_1igus8> no comprendeh russiana?
#854 [03:36] <Exdero> The save is corrupted
#855 [03:36] <Calinou> mib_1igus8: NO, SPEAK ENGLISH
#856 [03:36] <Calinou> need to shout here
#857 [03:36] <Exdero> ?? Corrupt Save
#858 [03:37] <Exdero> Dang. >.<
#859 [03:37] <GreyVulpine> ?? nullsave
#860 [03:37] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#861 [03:37] <mib_1igus8> me englrish bad
#862 [03:37] <GreyVulpine> ^
#863 [03:37] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#864 [03:37] <xorcon> So theres no way to recover my lost world?
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#866 [03:37] <Calinou> GreyVulpine: do something about sluggo and mib_1igus8...
#867 [03:37] <Exdero> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110305102959AA1DFKl
#868 [03:37] <GreyVulpine> What's up?
#869 [03:37] <mib_1igus8> me englrish bad
#870 [03:38] <mib_1igus8> ?
#871 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_1igus8
#872 [03:38] * GreyBot kicked mib_1igus8 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:723>)
#873 [03:38] <Exdero> In short, Make a new save but keep the corrupted one. Then transfer over level.dat , level.dat_old and session.lock files from the new save to the one you lost
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#877 [03:39] <xorcon> Ok so I need to find the corrupted old one?
#878 [03:39] <Exdero> It should uncorrupt the save and keep all the builds you have there. You'll spawn in a random location, but your world will remain in tact, excluding your inventory..which will be empty, and you'll have no armor or anything. But stuff in chests will be safe
#879 [03:39] <russiana> дайте мне голову?
#880 [03:39] <Exdero> I can do it for you if you need me to. Using Teamviewer
#881 [03:40] <Exdero> ?? Teamviewer: xorcon
#882 [03:40] <sluggo> j ai un mondes de ville médiévale et imance avec des pont en pierre et des châteaux et des villages (14) tous imance avec des drapeaux différend et je voudrez le mettre en ligne
#883 [03:40] <Exdero> ?? Teamviewer
#884 [03:40] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#885 [03:40] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#886 [03:40] <russiana> дайте мне голову?
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#888 [03:40] <xorcon> No Im looking
#889 [03:41] <russiana> no comprendeh russian?
#890 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> russiana - No
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#892 [03:41] <russiana> me englrrish no goud
#893 [03:42] <GreyVulpine> russiana - Me russian no good either
#894 [03:42] <xorcon> lol Im too paranoid to let anyone take control of my pretty much a lemon laptop
#895 [03:42] <xorcon> But thanks for the offer
#896 [03:42] <Exdero> Ahh. I won't be able to do anything really, you can take controll of the mouse at any time and you'll basically be able to watch me the whole time
#897 [03:43] <Exdero> Save when you go to the bathroom or somethin :P
#898 [03:43] <russiana> um chanje scin
#899 [03:43] <xorcon> Lmao, thanks anyways, very nice of you to offer
#900 [03:43] <Exdero> Did you find your minecraft folder?
#901 [03:44] <russiana> how dus me swop mi scin
#902 [03:44] <xorcon> not yet nope lolol
#903 [03:44] <xorcon> still looking
#904 [03:44] <Exdero> Go to start and search for "%appdata%" (no quotes)
#905 [03:45] <xorcon> Im still using Vista
#906 [03:45] <russiana> me use google translate k greyvulpine
#907 [03:45] <xorcon> Is that a hidden folder?
#908 [03:45] <Exdero> Should pull up a directory named roaming, which will have your .minecraft folder.. >.< Vista is evil
#909 [03:46] <xorcon> yes it is
#910 [03:46] <xorcon> Very evil
#911 [03:46] <russiana> google translate yes
#912 [03:46] <Exdero> No man. Like literally evil. It was created by Microsoft to torture people silly/naive enough to buy and use it.
#913 [03:46] <russiana> u undstand
#914 [03:46] <xorcon> I did not buy it
#915 [03:47] <xorcon> They slipped it in on me
#916 [03:47] <severance> russiana <- weak troll is weak
#917 [03:47] <Exdero> Came preloaded? D:
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#919 [03:47] <silverss> hi, i get this error - Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#920 [03:47] <silverss> This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. - -- - - -But i got already newest video card drivers on pc
#921 [03:47] <xorcon> I actually argued with them and they said they would send me the right one and sent me another Vista
#922 [03:47] <xorcon> Wicked mean
#923 [03:47] <russiana> me dnout englrish wel
#924 [03:48] <Exdero> severance- mean troll is mean
#925 [03:48] <severance> xorcon you should have just returned it and asked for refund.
#926 [03:48] <xorcon> Anyways, Is the folder a a hidden folder?
#927 [03:48] <Exdero> Xorcon- You should have drove to their office and beat them with the computer ^.^
#928 [03:48] <Exdero> It might be
#929 [03:48] <silverss> <silverss> hi, i get this error - Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#930 [03:49] <silverss> <silverss> This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. - -- - - -But i got already newest video card drivers on pc
#931 [03:49] <xorcon> Hahahaha, I think your right
#932 [03:49] <russiana> me found google translate help than yes?
#933 [03:49] <Exdero> Yes
#934 [03:49] <GreyVulpine> russiana - You're using the ip address of: 99.21.14.62, which is from North America. Stop trying to pretend you're from russia
#935 [03:49] <Exdero> xD
#936 [03:49] <severance> exactly.
#937 [03:49] <russiana> from russia
#938 [03:49] <Exdero> He may be an Immigrant? Never know.
#939 [03:50] <xorcon> I am glad there is a minecraft help like this, and thanks for helping me
#940 [03:50] <russiana> um change me scin?
#941 [03:50] <Exdero> Bleh. It's great, isn't it?
#942 [03:50] <Exdero> Your avatar's skin?
#943 [03:50] <Exdero> Err
#944 [03:50] <russiana> yes
#945 [03:51] <severance> I bet google knows.
#946 [03:52] <Exdero> Download the PNG and insert it via your profile page on Minecraft.net
#947 [03:52] <russiana> hld oun i wil trnslatee dis
#948 [03:53] <russiana> i search through "pictures" doc.?
#949 [03:54] <Exdero> Want me to do it? I'm really bored..so..yeah. And honestly, the way you're trying to communicate isn't working for me.
#950 [03:55] <russiana> um i has dun it soori for me englrish
#951 [03:55] <Exdero> Here
#952 [03:55] <Exdero> Go to this url: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx and click the green button.
#953 [03:56] <Circe> russiana: Troll. Your IP address puts you in indiana.
#954 [03:56] <Kata> ^never heard of bouncers
#955 [03:56] <Circe> Not ones run off of AT&T.
#956 [03:56] <Exdero> xD
#957 [03:56] <russiana> me hose in rusia
#958 [03:56] <russiana> vist famili
#959 [03:57] <Exdero> Wait? AT&T in India? AT&T in India that isn't TECH SUPPORT? The world is ending >.<
#960 [03:57] <Circe> You're a good lier, I'll give you that.
#961 [03:57] <severance> russiana, say something in russian please
#962 [03:57] <Circe> Indiana, United States.
#963 [03:57] <severance> in translit.
#964 [03:57] <Exdero> Oh.
#965 [03:57] <severance> I am fluent in russian, I'll be able to tell.
#966 [03:57] <Exdero> Read it wrong x.x
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#968 [03:58] <russiana> я урожденная помочь
#969 [03:58] <severance> those are russian letters
#970 [03:58] <severance> but the phrase means nothing
#971 [03:58] <severance> you're obviously trolling.
#972 [03:58] <russiana> u trnslatee?
#973 [03:58] <severance> I don't need to.
#974 [03:59] * Exdero votes to kick him..prolly doesn't matter though.
#974 [03:59] <russiana> u plese trnslate iz neead help
#975 [03:59] <severance> whatever.
#976 [03:59] <GreyVulpine> !k russiana
#977 [03:59] * GreyBot kicked russiana from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:724>)
#978 [03:59] <GreyVulpine> Good enough for me.
#979 [03:59] <severance> I'll just sit back and watch an op take care of you.
#980 [03:59] <severance> haha, ninjad.
#981 [03:59] * Circe hugs GreyVulpine.
#981 [04:00] <Exdero> Whewt! I has a pull!
#982 [04:00] * Exdero hugs GreyVulpine.
#982 [04:00] <Exdero> At least he doesn't have auto-Rejoin on x.x
#983 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> It's mibbit.
#984 [04:01] <xorcon> Exdero, I found the minecraft fold and just created my new world using my old name and my world came back with everything in it
#985 [04:01] <xorcon> folder
#986 [04:01] <Exdero> Ahh
#987 [04:01] <Exdero> Sometimes that works, but it didn't for me today
#988 [04:01] <xorcon> Whew, tytyty
#989 [04:01] <Exdero> You got everything though? :D
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#991 [04:01] <xorcon> But you helping me got me to the right place, so really big THANKS
#992 [04:02] <xorcon> I never knew how to find the folder
#993 [04:02] <Exdero> Hooray :D Yeah. Vista is a pain.
#994 [04:02] <xorcon> it was quick and easy with your instruction
#995 [04:02] * mycousinsrussian [mycousinsrussian@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#996 [04:02] <xorcon> Big time
#997 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> !kb mycousinsrussian
#998 [04:02] * GreyBot kicked mycousinsrussian from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:725>)
#999 [04:02] * GreyVulpine yawns
#999 [04:02] <severance> lol.
#1000 [04:02] <Exdero> Lol
#1001 [04:03] <Exdero> He is evading kick
#1002 [04:03] <xorcon> Yeaaa, now I can go into my lonely world and wonder why no friends are there lmao
#1003 [04:03] <GreyVulpine> A kick is nothing
#1004 [04:03] <GreyVulpine> Evading a ban, that's something I can take to the higher-ups
#1005 [04:03] <severance> xorcon ever tried multiplayer
#1006 [04:03] <Exdero> If he is a persistant little troll, he'll just make a little side account
#1007 [04:04] <GreyVulpine> I banned his IP address. He won't be coming back for a couple hours
#1008 [04:04] <xorcon> Yes, a friend introduced me to Minecraft
#1009 [04:04] <severance> cool
#1010 [04:04] <Exdero> Ahh. Cool. You have friends /me jelly :P
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#1012 [04:04] <Rikairchy> that graphics card i ordered already shipped :3
#1013 [04:04] <xorcon> But even tho he is a Tech he has trouble with it somewhat so me not being a tech makes me wonder if Id be worse at it
#1014 [04:05] <severance> next thing he's gonna say is that he's got a girlfriend >_>
#1015 [04:05] <Exdero> xD If you ever want to mess around in multiplayer, once I have my server and stuff up, it'd be cool to have someone there x.x
#1016 [04:05] <Rikairchy> her name ios prolly Jill
#1017 [04:05] <Rikairchy> is*
#1018 [04:05] <severance> more like Palmina.
#1019 [04:05] <Exdero> LOL @ severance
#1020 [04:05] <Rikairchy> na, Jill is your right hand :P
#1021 [04:06] <xorcon> Well ty, that is a nice offer
#1022 [04:06] <Exdero> Handgelina Jolie anyone? :P
#1023 [04:06] <Rikairchy> ill take that offer
#1024 [04:07] <Exdero> Which? Server or Fapping joke? :P
#1025 [04:07] <xorcon> Yes I got a few gfs
#1026 [04:07] <Rikairchy> both?
#1027 [04:07] <xorcon> lmao
#1028 [04:07] <Exdero> lmao
#1029 [04:07] <Rikairchy> but i've got no premium yet
#1030 [04:07] <Exdero> Gah! Get a move on. Ish sho fun :D
#1031 [04:08] <xorcon> both
#1032 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - Have you checked the payment institution you used to pay for minecraft?
#1033 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - Does it have a record of a payment for minecraft?
#1034 [04:08] <Rikairchy> havent yet paid :(
#1035 [04:08] <Rikairchy> my bank wouldnt process itt
#1036 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Ah... well then
#1037 [04:08] <Exdero> Or are you playing Classic for frees like a ub3r n3wb?
#1038 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Might need to give them a call, give them a kick in the behind.
#1039 [04:08] <Rikairchy> heh ya
#1040 [04:09] <Rikairchy> i've been playing Tempcraft
#1041 [04:09] <Exdero> fail clone is fail >.>
#1042 [04:09] <severance> my friend had to call his bank to authorize payment
#1043 [04:09] <Rikairchy> its not a clone
#1044 [04:09] <severance> because recipient is in sweden
#1045 [04:09] <Rikairchy> its a SMP server
#1046 [04:09] <Rikairchy> severance: i might have to do that
#1047 [04:10] <Exdero> Still >.> -tries to justify lame comment :P-
#1048 [04:10] <Rikairchy> haha
#1049 [04:10] <Rikairchy> im actually going to go and check if they cancelled yet
#1050 [04:10] <Exdero> Credit Cards= 1337 h@x
#1051 [04:10] <Rikairchy> if so im going to try again
#1052 [04:11] <severance> what is tempcraft
#1053 [04:11] <Rikairchy> anyone know off the top of their head how much it is?
#1054 [04:11] <Exdero> Which?
#1055 [04:11] <Exdero> The Premium game?
#1056 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> 15 euros, or about 21-22 USD
#1057 [04:11] <Rikairchy> tempcraft is a free SMP server using a custom launcher
#1058 [04:11] <Exdero> 15 Euros atm
#1059 [04:12] <Exdero> $21.85 or so..give or take a few cents..
#1060 [04:12] <Rikairchy> $21.37
#1061 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> "free" meaning authentication off, and "custom" meaning using pirated files
#1062 [04:12] * GreyVulpine coughs
#1062 [04:12] <Rikairchy> no
#1063 [04:12] <Exdero> Lulz
#1064 [04:12] <Rikairchy> there is a custom authentication server
#1065 [04:12] <Rikairchy> running bukkit
#1066 [04:12] <Rikairchy> etc
#1067 [04:12] <severance> I see
#1068 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> Either way, it's providing a game to users who didn't purchase the game.
#1069 [04:13] <xorcon> I purchased it and all went fine
#1070 [04:13] <Rikairchy> im going to check my bank statement
#1071 [04:13] * mib_6pwsj8 [mib_6pwsj8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1072 [04:14] <Exdero> I'm all for that stuff for Multi million dollar games like Fallout 3 and such..but a game like Minecraft that was created cause the dev thought it would be cool..Not acceptable in the least bit in my book..
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#1074 [04:15] <severance> I'm gonna buy one more account if they counter xray in final release.
#1075 [04:15] <GreyVulpine> I agree, with similar reasoning. People come on, saying it's our/Mojang's fault their minecraft doesn't run, after they pirated and purchased it.
#1076 [04:15] <Rikairchy> i think i might just have the exact amount needed
#1077 [04:15] <GreyVulpine> When it's just the pirated launcher that placed a custom HOSTS file entry to circumvent authentication
#1078 [04:16] <Exdero> Maybe if the devs of Fallout 3 didn't have millions of dollars to make it quickly, it wouldn't have 1000+ Bugs right off the bat
#1079 [04:16] <xorcon> Anyways, take care all and thanks again Exdero and severance
#1080 [04:16] <xorcon> Bye
#1081 [04:16] <severance> bye
#1082 [04:16] <Exdero> The only reason games are rushed is cause publishers annouce them before devs can put a lot of effort into them. Hence frequently bugged games
#1083 [04:16] <Exdero> Bye Xorcon
#1084 [04:17] <Exdero> Stop by again sometime :P
#1085 [04:17] <xorcon> I will
#1086 [04:19] <Exdero> It inserts HOSTS files to dodge authenticating? Why doesn't Notch put up a block for those kinds of files? >.< I know it's not that simple, but it should be possible
#1087 [04:19] <Exdero> In theory, anyhow
#1088 [04:20] <severance> hosts is an OS thing
#1089 [04:20] <severance> not minecraft thing
#1090 [04:20] <severance> you can't block that.
#1091 [04:20] <severance> well maybe hardcode IP addresses, but that can be worked around too.
#1092 [04:21] <Exdero> There are Adobe files in their viewer/text program..forgot what it's called..that block any and all edits from any source but the original poster
#1093 [04:22] <GreyVulpine> This is what we see frequently:
#1094 [04:22] <GreyVulpine> http://pastebin.com/TQ1wR3Pf
#1095 [04:22] <GreyVulpine> also: http://pastebin.com/eS9Gpdt6
#1096 [04:23] <GreyVulpine> And http://pastebin.com/qCQfTdqn
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#1098 [04:24] <Exdero> Ahh.
#1099 [04:25] <GreyVulpine> Isn't limited to Windows' hosts file either, We've seen it on Macs and other flavors of *nix
#1100 [04:25] <severance> /etc/hosts on unixes
#1101 [04:25] <severance> same thing.
#1102 [04:25] <Exdero> I must admit. I was considering pirating Minecraft cause I wasn't sure I had the money. But I didn't..realized that Notch was a dev like the ones I described...not funded by a big corp
#1103 [04:27] <GreyVulpine> As long as you did the right thing in the end, we don't care
#1104 [04:27] <Product> Hey Grey
#1105 [04:27] <silverss> what would happen if he would pirate minecraft?
#1106 [04:27] <Product> I can't sleep 4:27 AM
#1107 [04:27] <Exdero> Gotta save teh change for the deservin' folk :P
#1108 [04:27] <Product> How can I sleep and my classic server is down ?
#1109 [04:28] <Product> TELL ME !?
#1110 [04:28] <Exdero> Take a roofie?
#1111 [04:28] <Product> roofie ?
#1112 [04:28] <severance> rohpynol
#1113 [04:28] <Product> What's that.
#1114 [04:28] <Exdero> Rophynol
#1115 [04:28] <Product> Oh
#1116 [04:28] <Product> Medicine ?
#1117 [04:28] <Exdero> An illegal sleeping drug
#1118 [04:28] <Product> Oh, it wouldn't fix my server
#1119 [04:28] <Exdero> Commonly used for date rape ^.^
#1120 [04:28] <Product> there is a problem with the root and bash
#1121 [04:29] <Exdero> Hence why it is illegal..
#1122 [04:29] <severance> root and bash?
#1123 [04:29] <Product> :( Wish it could fix my server
#1124 [04:29] <Product> Yeah.
#1125 [04:29] <severance> what problem>
#1126 [04:29] <Product> The VPS Server is running on root.
#1127 [04:29] <Rikairchy> 21.95
#1128 [04:29] <Product> And that's making problems
#1129 [04:29] <Product> When I start the server, it loads
#1130 [04:29] <Product> but doesn't come on the server list.
#1131 [04:29] <Product> The root security thing is probably blocking it.
#1132 [04:30] <severance> 'the root security' ?
#1133 [04:30] <Product> Yea
#1134 [04:30] <Product> It's a bad idea to run MC with root.
#1135 [04:30] <Product> I always hear that.
#1136 [04:30] <severance> then dont ?
#1137 [04:30] <Product> How ?
#1138 [04:30] <GreyVulpine> It's a bad idea to run anything as root, unless you really have to
#1139 [04:30] <Product> I gotta switch to an other account.
#1140 [04:30] <severance> man su
#1141 [04:30] <Product> Yeah
#1142 [04:30] <severance> use su to switch to different user.
#1143 [04:30] <Product> But other accounts can't use
#1144 [04:31] <Product> screen mono
#1145 [04:31] <severance> you're root
#1146 [04:31] <severance> you can do anything.
#1147 [04:31] <Product> Yeah.
#1148 [04:31] <Product> But other account can't use the "screen mono" command.
#1149 [04:31] <Product> They don't have rights.
#1150 [04:31] <Product> So I'am stuck there :(
#1151 [04:31] <severance> um
#1152 [04:31] <Product> Yesterday almostroot was helping me.
#1153 [04:31] <severance> question 1
#1154 [04:31] <Product> And he switched me to Root
#1155 [04:31] <Product> Yes ?
#1156 [04:31] <severance> why would you need mono for minecraft
#1157 [04:31] <Rikairchy> how do you check if someone has paid and its been processed?
#1158 [04:31] <Product> to run .exe
#1159 [04:32] <Product> MCForge.exe
#1160 [04:32] <severance> on linux ?
#1161 [04:32] <Product> Yeah.
#1162 [04:32] <Product> CentOS.
#1163 [04:32] <Rikairchy> it said i should be updated within the hour
#1164 [04:32] <Product> nogui VPS.
#1165 [04:32] <severance> there's native server .jar
#1166 [04:32] <Product> Nope.
#1167 [04:32] <severance> wanna bet
#1168 [04:32] <severance> ?
#1169 [04:32] <Product> MCForge doesn't have.
#1170 [04:32] <severance> what's mcforge though
#1171 [04:32] <Product> Bukkit has
#1172 [04:32] <Product> It's like Bukkit
#1173 [04:32] <Product> but it's for classic.
#1174 [04:32] <severance> some kinda custom server ?
#1175 [04:32] <Product> ok we bet 100$
#1176 [04:33] <Product> Yeah.
#1177 [04:33] <Product> Something like that
#1178 [04:33] <severance> ew.
#1179 [04:33] <severance> shun.
#1180 [04:33] <Product> I can
#1181 [04:33] <Product> can't sleep*
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#1183 [04:33] <Rikairchy> anyone.....?
#1184 [04:33] <Product> Yes.
#1185 [04:33] <Product> MC username ?
#1186 [04:33] * napoleon [napoleon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1187 [04:33] <Product> Rikaraichy
#1188 [04:33] <napoleon> help
#1189 [04:34] <VoxelHead> Look, napoleon, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1190 [04:34] <Product> !paid rikairchy
#1191 [04:34] <Rikairchy> :D
#1192 [04:34] <napoleon> hi i am having trouble starting
#1193 [04:34] <Rikairchy> yay!
#1194 [04:34] <Product> Your'e premium.
#1195 [04:34] <Rikairchy> !paid Rikai
#1196 [04:34] <Rikairchy> :D
#1197 [04:34] <Product> :D
#1198 [04:34] <Product> napoleon, what's ur OS ?
#1199 [04:34] <severance> !paid blahwhatever
#1200 [04:34] <napoleon> but i cant sighn it it says (not premium)
#1201 [04:35] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Did you pay for minecraft?
#1202 [04:35] <Product> MC Username ?
#1203 [04:35] <napoleon> yes
#1204 [04:35] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - When did you pay?
#1205 [04:35] <napoleon> yesterday
#1206 [04:35] <Product> In the 17's
#1207 [04:35] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - With what?
#1208 [04:35] <napoleon> credit card
#1209 [04:35] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Could you check the balance of the credti card, see if money has been debited from the account?
#1210 [04:36] <napoleon> are you a hacker
#1211 [04:36] <Exdero> Bank is prolly waiting confirmation..
#1212 [04:36] <GreyVulpine> No.
#1213 [04:36] <napoleon> are you a human
#1214 [04:36] <Exdero> Yes
#1215 [04:36] <GreyVulpine> We're community-run support.
#1216 [04:36] <Exdero> Ofc he's human
#1217 [04:36] <Exdero> No
#1218 [04:36] <Exdero> He's Vulcan ^.^
#1219 [04:36] <napoleon> yes there is a money deduction
#1220 [04:36] <Product> Napoleon: Nobody asked you for credit card details -.-
#1221 [04:37] <Exdero> Thank you *
#1222 [04:37] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - You're sure?
#1223 [04:37] <napoleon> yes
#1224 [04:37] <Exdero> Was gonna say it...but I didn't want to type x.x
#1225 [04:37] <Product> :) Exdero I'am mindfreak
#1226 [04:37] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Then, log into your account at http://www.minecraft.net and check your profile page, make sure there's not a gift code listed at the bottom of the page
#1227 [04:37] <napoleon> when i click dowload windows link it works then i try to sign in and its says not premium
#1228 [04:38] <Product> napoleon: What's ur Username ?
#1229 [04:38] <Product> !paid napoleon
#1230 [04:38] <Exdero> I hash premium but no giftcode xD
#1231 [04:38] <Product> xD Brb 2 mins guys
#1232 [04:39] <napoleon> no theres not
#1233 [04:39] <severance> I wonder how AuBot knows
#1234 [04:39] <GreyVulpine> napoleon - Then please use the support page at www.minecraft.net/support to send a support ticket to Mojang, with details of your problem. Use Account -> premium
#1235 [04:39] <napoleon> TxUxRxD is my username
#1236 [04:39] <Exdero> Troll
#1237 [04:40] <Exdero> >.>
#1238 [04:40] <severance> !paid TxUxRxD
#1239 [04:40] <severance> right.
#1240 [04:40] <Exdero> !paid Exdero
#1241 [04:40] <Exdero> AWWW YEAAH! Whewt!
#1242 [04:41] <Exdero> Now
#1243 [04:41] <Product> GreyVulpine: Nobody comes here from Mojang at all ?
#1244 [04:41] <Exdero> Fail Troll is Fail, we cant help with account or billing problems, only tech related queries..please leave
#1245 [04:41] <Exdero> >.>
#1246 [04:42] <Exdero> Hahur! I ish magical!
#1247 [04:42] <Product> Lol
#1248 [04:42] <Kealper> http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp
#1249 [04:42] <Product> Hey Kealper.
#1250 [04:42] <GreyVulpine> Product - We'll get the occasional Mojang employee
#1251 [04:43] <GreyVulpine> Never fails though, they'll get swamped with requests and questions.
#1252 [04:43] <Product> GreyVulpine: Wow nice.
#1253 [04:43] <Product> But what do you mean with occasional ?
#1254 [04:43] <Exdero> What rule did I break? I just told him the truth. Only Mojang Employees can help with account and billing stuff..
#1255 [04:43] <Product> Oh.
#1256 [04:43] <Product> They come sometimes here.
#1257 [04:43] * GreyVulpine nods
#1257 [04:44] <Product> They don't give awards to you guys ?
#1258 [04:44] <Exdero> Although..telling him to leave was kinda mean :P Still. He didn't see it :D
#1259 [04:44] <Product> Your'e like helping their costumers 24/7
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#1261 [04:44] <Kealper> Exdero: i was actually referring to the part about not abusing the bots
#1262 [04:44] <GreyVulpine> Well, not quite 24/7
#1263 [04:44] <GreyVulpine> Just in our free times
#1264 [04:44] <Kealper> which i wish i had more of lately
#1265 [04:44] <Exdero> Oh. Sorry XD
#1266 [04:45] <Product> Yeah, that's very nice from you guys :)
#1267 [04:45] <Exdero> GreyVulpine- I'm 24/7..all my time is free..but during the day I sleep
#1268 [04:45] <Rikairchy> GreyVulpine guess what :D
#1269 [04:45] <Exdero> I'm a noctournal creature :P
#1270 [04:45] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1271 [04:45] <Rikairchy> my payment went through
#1272 [04:45] <Exdero> You get your game? YAY!
#1273 [04:45] <Rikairchy> yesh :D!
#1274 [04:46] * mib_9v06jd [mib_9v06jd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1275 [04:46] * Exdero cheers for Rikairchy.
#1275 [04:46] <mib_9v06jd> minecraft failed to launch fatal error 2 null
#1276 [04:46] <mib_9v06jd> what do I do?
#1277 [04:46] <Product> mib, what's ur OS ?
#1278 [04:46] <Exdero> another mib? wow
#1279 [04:46] <mib_9v06jd> XP
#1280 [04:46] <Exdero> Probably the same troll x.x
#1281 [04:46] <Rikairchy> GreyVulpine, can I PM you something really funny?
#1282 [04:47] <mib_9v06jd> kk
#1283 [04:47] <mib_9v06jd> I'm not a troll
#1284 [04:47] <severance> mib_9v06jd installed any mods lately?
#1285 [04:47] <Exdero> Tell me too :P I need teh laffs
#1286 [04:47] <mib_9v06jd> minecraft failed to launch fatal error 2 null
#1287 [04:47] <Product> Comon Rik, we aren't alowed to laugh ?
#1288 [04:47] <mib_9v06jd> what do I do here?
#1289 [04:47] <Product> BAHAHAH that was funny.
#1290 [04:47] <Rikairchy> i thought i wasnt allowed to paste logs here
#1291 [04:47] <Product> mib: What's ur OS ?
#1292 [04:47] <Exdero> Maybe not. But all the ones I've seen to day have been mibbed
#1293 [04:47] <mib_9v06jd> xp
#1294 [04:48] <Product> mib: Windows 7 ?
#1295 [04:48] <Product> Oh ok.
#1296 [04:48] <Exdero> Show me :D I wanna see
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#1298 [04:48] <Product> ??>mib_9 win/reinst
#1299 [04:48] <Rikairchy> Product ill send it to you too if you want
#1300 [04:48] <mib_9v06jd> windows XP
#1301 [04:48] <Product> Ok Rik :)
#1302 [04:48] <Product> ??> mib win/reinst
#1303 [04:48] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1304 [04:48] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1305 [04:48] <Product> Follow that mib.
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#1307 [04:49] <Exdero> I has no PMs of funny-ness D:
#1308 [04:49] <Exdero> Wow
#1309 [04:50] <Exdero> What is with the /quit ads?
#1310 [04:50] <mib_9v06jd> Thank you peopz
#1311 [04:50] <bobbydude1> i have paid for and downloaded minecaft but it says i have poor video card all my drivers are up to date what do i do?
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#1313 [04:50] <Exdero> What is your Video card?
#1314 [04:50] <bobbydude1> i dont know
#1315 [04:50] <Exdero> Like..what card do you have
#1316 [04:50] <Exdero> Run Dxdiag
#1317 [04:51] <bobbydude1> i dont know
#1318 [04:51] <Exdero> ??> bobbydude1 dxdiag
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#1320 [04:51] <Exdero> Hrm
#1321 [04:51] <bobbydude1> how do i do that?
#1322 [04:51] <Exdero> ?? dxdiag
#1323 [04:51] <bobbydude1> yes
#1324 [04:51] <Exdero> ?? index
#1325 [04:51] <severance> start -> run -> dxdiag
#1326 [04:51] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1327 [04:52] <Exdero> ?? DxDiag
#1328 [04:52] <GreyVulpine> it's win/dxdiag
#1329 [04:53] <Exdero> Oh
#1330 [04:53] <Exdero> x.x
#1331 [04:53] <Exdero> Thanks
#1332 [04:53] * Exdero feels stupid.
#1332 [04:53] <Exdero> ??> bobby win/dxdiag
#1333 [04:53] <VoxelHead> bobby: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1334 [04:53] <VoxelHead> bobby: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1335 [04:54] <Exdero> Honestly IMHO DxDiags are too long. I just use Sys Info to check for specific specs if dxdiag isn't really needed
#1336 [04:55] <Exdero> Hey Grey
#1337 [04:55] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/nodxdiag
#1338 [04:55] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#1339 [04:55] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1340 [04:55] * GreyVulpine points
#1340 [04:55] <Exdero> Wanna gimmeh 400 USD to buy 16g of RAM?
#1341 [04:55] <Exdero> :P
#1342 [04:55] <GreyVulpine> 400 bucks?
#1343 [04:55] <Exdero> Yeah
#1344 [04:55] <Exdero> >.<
#1345 [04:56] <Exdero> Not sure where to get it cheaper
#1346 [04:56] <Exdero> 4x4g sticks
#1347 [04:56] <Exdero> DDR2
#1348 [04:56] <Exdero> DDR2 PC-8500 :D
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#1350 [04:57] <Exdero> UGH seriously? Cant you people download Trillian or something? -sorry..ranting-
#1351 [04:57] <GreyVulpine> Easy there.
#1352 [04:58] <GreyVulpine> Mibbit's what the support page at minecraft.net/support is linking to.
#1353 [04:58] <mib_bec34y> im having a problem with starting the game it pauses on the update screen and will not work anymore
#1354 [04:58] <Exdero> Oh. x.x Alright xD Guess that explains it
#1355 [04:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_bec34y - Where does it get stuck?
#1356 [04:59] <Exdero> I'd be in the same place if I didn't already use Trillian for ICQ and some IRC sessions
#1357 [05:00] <mib_bec34y> doawloading packages
#1358 [05:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_bec34y - Have you done a "Force Update" in the launcher's options menu?
#1359 [05:00] <mib_bec34y> yeah
#1360 [05:01] <GreyVulpine> Using windows?
#1361 [05:01] <mib_bec34y> yep
#1362 [05:01] <GreyVulpine> Does your windows username happen to have an exclamation mark in it?
#1363 [05:01] <Exdero> LOL @ Yogscast x.x
#1364 [05:01] <Exdero> Such a good Minecraft series :P
#1365 [05:02] <severance> trillian?
#1366 [05:02] <mib_bec34y> no
#1367 [05:02] <severance> really -_-
#1368 [05:02] <Exdero> Yus
#1369 [05:02] <severance> ...
#1370 [05:02] <Exdero> Consolidates all my chats
#1371 [05:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_bec34y - Check your security software, make sure nothing's blocking minecraft/java
#1372 [05:02] <Exdero> What? xD
#1373 [05:02] <mib_bec34y> okay
#1374 [05:03] <Exdero> What do you have against Trillian? x.x
#1375 [05:04] <Exdero> I don't use the main client, only the other chats. Can't stand mIRC AND ICQ open at the same time
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#1377 [05:04] <Exdero> Too many dings
#1378 [05:05] <mib_bec34y> dont see anything/:
#1379 [05:05] <bobbydude1> have done that but wasnt sent to a link??
#1380 [05:05] <severance> <Exdero> What do you have against Trillian? x.x
#1381 [05:05] <severance> 1. not opensource
#1382 [05:05] <severance> 2. not free
#1383 [05:05] <Exdero> Copy the URL in the page
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#1385 [05:06] <severance> 3. adware/malware/crapware ridden
#1386 [05:06] <Exdero> Ahh well..
#1387 [05:06] <Rikairchy> now i need a good server
#1388 [05:06] <severance> try #smp
#1389 [05:06] <Exdero> I guess my Virus/Malware protection is amazing
#1390 [05:06] <severance> for that.
#1391 [05:06] <bobbydude1> URL? sorry im not very good at things like this
#1392 [05:06] <Exdero> Cause I have no bugs
#1393 [05:07] <SlashLife> Exdero: I wouldn't use any instant messanger for IRC anyway.
#1394 [05:07] <Exdero> ??> bobbydude1 Teamviewer
#1395 [05:07] <VoxelHead> bobbydude1: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1396 [05:07] <SlashLife> The paradigms of those systems are simply too different.
#1397 [05:07] <mib_bec34y> Ok, it finaly came up
#1398 [05:07] <VoxelHead> bobbydude1: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1399 [05:08] <Exdero> And it is..technically free. I think >.> Just ads infrequently
#1400 [05:08] <mib_bec34y> wth, i just tried to add too many items and now when i opend minecraft the screen turned black
#1401 [05:08] <severance> whatever floats your boat.
#1402 [05:09] <Exdero> bobbydude1- please download the .exe so I can help you. Go through the setup steps then PM me with your ID and session password
#1403 [05:12] <Rikairchy> now im gettin between 0-4 fps :(
#1404 [05:12] <Exdero> Please try and be quick I'm feckin tired x.x
#1405 [05:12] <Rikairchy> Exdero whats the issue?
#1406 [05:13] <Rikairchy> maybe I can help
#1407 [05:13] <Exdero> Erm
#1408 [05:13] <Exdero> 1 sec
#1409 [05:13] <bobbydude1> how do i do that exdero?
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#1411 [05:14] <Exdero> bobby- did you download the file from the info from Voxel? Gotta go the that website ..click on the link and go through the download process
#1412 [05:16] <Rikairchy> weird. i deleted my .minecraft folder twice, and force updated. still get the "unlicensed version" error
#1413 [05:16] <bobbydude1> voxel?
#1414 [05:16] <Exdero> Don't delete your folder >.>
#1415 [05:16] <Exdero> Ugh
#1416 [05:16] <Exdero> ??> Bobbydude1 Teamviewer
#1417 [05:16] <bobbydude1> i went to paste bin
#1418 [05:16] <VoxelHead> Bobbydude1: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1419 [05:16] <VoxelHead> Bobbydude1: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1420 [05:17] <Exdero> I can't help you without using teamviewer if you can't copy and paste a website URL
#1421 [05:19] <Rikairchy> hm
#1422 [05:21] <Exdero> I'm gonna get chewed out by the demon/overseer/psycho lady/GF if I don't log soon. It's like..4:30 AM
#1423 [05:21] <bobbydude1> i have the password and username
#1424 [05:21] <Exdero> PM it to me please
#1425 [05:21] <bobbydude1> exdero
#1426 [05:22] <Exdero> use the command /msg Exdero youruseridhere yoursessionpasswordhere
#1427 [05:24] <bobbydude1> when i try and pm you it wont let me type anything in the box
#1428 [05:24] <Exdero> ...
#1429 [05:24] * Exdero sighs.
#1429 [05:26] <Exdero> open teh paste bin thing and clicky the bar in with the www.pastebin.com thing in it
#1430 [05:26] <Exdero> so i can see your paste
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#1433 [05:27] <Product> Haoo
#1434 [05:27] <Product> HAII*
#1435 [05:27] <Exdero> Product
#1436 [05:27] <Product> Yo dude
#1437 [05:27] <Exdero> Can you kill me? :)
#1438 [05:27] <Product> Sure :)
#1439 [05:27] <Exdero> Thank you :)
#1440 [05:27] <Product> kills Exdero
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#1442 [05:27] * Exdero dies
#1442 [05:27] <Product> :)
#1443 [05:27] <Product> Ur welcome.
#1444 [05:28] <Exdero> -sorry, can't help you bobby. I'm dead!-
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#1446 [05:31] <bobbydude1> did you see it?
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#1448 [05:32] <Exdero> Hmm..no. Haven't recieved any PMs..
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#1450 [05:32] <bobbydude1> i went into pastebin at the bottom of the page
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#1453 [05:34] <bobbydude1> everytime i click on pm i cant type anything
#1454 [05:34] <bobbydude1> in your box
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#1456 [05:36] <Exdero> I'm sorry. I can't help you. Try and get some help from GreyVulpine or one of the other more experienced people. A URL isn't anywhere on the page. it's in the address bar. and you don't click anything to PM, you just need to type /msg Exdero or whoever you're trying to PM like it is a regular message
#1457 [05:37] <skappler93> i need help with my mod!
#1458 [05:37] <Exdero> Not sure if Kealper or Wug are on..but they'd be able to help too
#1459 [05:37] <Exdero> Which mod?
#1460 [05:37] <skappler93> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/515464-173-beer-mod-updated/
#1461 [05:37] <Product> ??? skappler93 mod
#1462 [05:37] <skappler93> si ve heard that it doesnt work
#1463 [05:37] <Product> ??> skappler93 mods
#1464 [05:37] <VoxelHead> skappler93: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1465 [05:38] <Exdero> We really don't provide mod help
#1466 [05:38] <skappler93> where can i find mod help?
#1467 [05:38] <Exdero> Try afore mentioned channel, as well as #mcmod or #risucraft
#1468 [05:38] <severance> beer mod, huh
#1469 [05:38] <skappler93> thanks a lot!
#1470 [05:40] <Exdero> No problem. Here to help...or at least try to. Hope you get it to work :)
#1471 [05:40] <skappler93> i hope so too ;)
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#1475 [05:44] <bobbydude1> command/msg Exdero 822 793 786 password 4490
#1476 [05:45] <Exdero> Screw it
#1477 [05:45] <Exdero> That works
#1478 [05:45] <Product> W000t
#1479 [05:45] <Product> Half-Life2-Lost-Coast finished downloading.
#1480 [05:46] <Product> Going to try it, brb :P
#1481 [05:46] <Exdero> Please don't move your mouse, Bobby
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#1483 [05:48] <MST1> Hi there, I get this error while connecting to a server:
#1484 [05:48] <MST1> Internal client error: java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=Mast&sessionId=....&serverId=...
#1485 [05:48] <MST1> I don't want to type the hole Session and Server ID in here so I used dots
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#1487 [05:49] <MST1> Hi there, I get this error while connecting to a server: Internal client error: java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=MST1&sessionId=....&serverId=... I don't want to type the hole Session and Server ID in here so I used dots
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#1489 [05:53] <mib_t2hy38> my help pls
#1490 [05:53] <MST1> I get this error while connecting to a server: Internal client error: java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=MST1&sessionId=....&serverId=... I don't want to type the hole Session and Server ID in here so I used dots
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#1492 [05:56] <Exdero> Bobby- Your video card can't process Minecraft
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#1494 [05:57] <Exdero> It's not a driver/software probelm, it's a hardware problem
#1495 [05:57] <MST1> I get this error while connecting to a server: Internal client error: java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=MST1&sessionId=....&serverId=... I don't want to type the hole Session and Server ID in here so I used dots
#1496 [05:57] <bobbydude1> so i cant play it?
#1497 [05:57] <Exdero> Mo
#1498 [05:57] <Exdero> No
#1499 [05:57] <bobbydude1> oh pants i have wasted my money then
#1500 [05:57] <Exdero> Unless you upgrade your GPU
#1501 [05:57] <MST1> Exdero: Supporter?
#1502 [05:57] <Exdero> Hmm?
#1503 [05:58] <MST1> I get this error while connecting to a server: Internal client error: java.io.FileNotFoundException: http://50.16.200.224/game/joinserver.jsp?user=MST1&sessionId=....&serverId=... I don't want to type the hole Session and Server ID in here so I used dots
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#1505 [05:58] <bobbydude1> i paid for the full version
#1506 [05:58] <Exdero> I'm not good with that stuff. Sorry
#1507 [05:59] <Exdero> Bobby- You can pay for the game, but if you don't have the required hardware you can't play it
#1508 [05:59] <MST1> I get this error for 2 weeks now
#1509 [05:59] <bobbydude1> yes but i have already paid for it
#1510 [06:00] <Exdero> Bobby- I believe the Minecraft Website has the minimum specifications posted
#1511 [06:00] <bobbydude1> thank you for trying to sort it tho
#1512 [06:00] <MST1> omg I now got the error our websitefilter in our router blocks the url
#1513 [06:00] <Exdero> Bobby- No problem. You'll need to a new card. I personally reccomend nVidia..
#1514 [06:01] <bobbydude1> can you just buy them?
#1515 [06:01] <Exdero> You'll also want to get A MAJOR boost in RAM
#1516 [06:01] <Exdero> You have a miniscule amount of RAM
#1517 [06:01] <Exdero> Bobby- Can you buy Graphics cards? Yes
#1518 [06:02] <bobbydude1> ok thank you
#1519 [06:02] <Exdero> If you want me to, I can show you some decent priced sites
#1520 [06:02] <bobbydude1> yes please
#1521 [06:03] <Exdero> tigerdirect.com or newegg.com are great for computer and tech purchases.
#1522 [06:03] <bobbydude1> thanks
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#1524 [06:03] <Exdero> http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/Category/guidedSearch.asp?CatId=28&srkey=graphics%20cards
#1525 [06:03] <Exdero> http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&DEPA=0&Order=BESTMATCH&Description=graphics+cards+for+desktop
#1526 [06:04] <bobbydude1> thank you exdero
#1527 [06:05] <Exdero> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814125391&Tpk=graphics%20cards%20for%20desktop That is pretty much what I use
#1528 [06:05] <bobbydude1> ok
#1529 [06:05] <Exdero> A bit nicer actually...you can link up multiple GPUs with that
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#1531 [06:06] <Exdero> http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/category/guidedSearch.asp?CatId=10&sel=Detail%3B30_1226_1506_1506 You'll also need a minimum of 4 gigs of RAM. here is a link for that
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#1533 [06:07] <wippler> Hello
#1534 [06:07] <severance> > You'll also need a minimum of 4 gigs of RAM
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#1536 [06:08] <Exdero> In truth. If I were you, I'd just build a new rig. I made a decent one for around $800.
#1537 [06:08] <severance> that's too much I think
#1538 [06:08] <Exdero> 4 gigs?
#1539 [06:08] <Exdero> He only has like 3 total
#1540 [06:08] <Exdero> And hes using 95% of it
#1541 [06:08] <severance> I have 2 :|
#1542 [06:08] <Exdero> Running a few browsers -.-
#1543 [06:08] <Exdero> You run XP or Linux tho, right?
#1544 [06:09] <Exdero> Win7 Needs 4g to function properly while playing games or running a browser
#1545 [06:10] <Exdero> Particularly when doing both
#1546 [06:10] <Exdero> I never like to be over 60-70% total Physical Memory usage
#1547 [06:11] <Exdero> In case of spikes, and to be positive I can open other things without crashing games or w/e
#1548 [06:12] <Exdero> Where he got a 3 gig stick set, I have no Idea..
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#1550 [06:13] <Exdero> Anyways. I'm heading to bed. 5 AM here. Thanks for the help/company. See you tomorrow, most likely :P
#1551 [06:13] * Exdero waves goodbye.
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#1555 [06:28] <Mattioes> HELLO. erm. I keep getting the same error message when setting up this server. I've searched on the internet but nothing appears to be working. D:
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#1557 [06:29] <Mattioes> So if somebody could help with that it'd be much appreciated ;_;
#1558 [06:30] <Mattioes> Random op tab: Mollstam? D:
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#1562 [06:42] <Caos> hello
#1563 [06:43] <Caos> is there a way to contakt the firm mojang ?
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#1565 [06:44] <Hallicarnassuss> Why do you need to?
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#1567 [06:47] <Caos> hello halli, i want to sell his game on my site
#1568 [06:47] <Hallicarnassuss> You won't be allowed, Caos
#1569 [06:47] <Caos> i want to buy his cdkeys and resell them
#1570 [06:47] <Caos> like other do in ebay
#1571 [06:48] <Hallicarnassuss> Even more so that you're not allowed
#1572 [06:48] <Caos> i have a company
#1573 [06:48] <jo> hello! I do have problems installing minecraft. I got the following error message concerning the video card driver:
#1574 [06:48] <Hallicarnassuss> Caos, that's irrelevant.
#1575 [06:48] <Caos> why other are able to resell minecraft ?
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#1577 [06:48] <Phate45> Caos: Try www.minecraft.net/support and ask mojang directly
#1578 [06:49] <Hallicarnassuss> They aren't.
#1579 [06:49] <Caos> http://cgi.ebay.de/MINECRAFT-Beta-Gift-Code-Key-Premium-Mitglied-60min-/170659918725?pt=de_entertainment_games&hash=item27bc1fb385
#1580 [06:50] <Hallicarnassuss> That's a fake front cover
#1581 [06:51] <Hallicarnassuss> And they're probably obtained maliciously
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#1583 [06:51] <petern> minecraft doesn't even have a CD, let alone a CD Key...
#1584 [06:52] <Caos> yes
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#1586 [06:52] <Caos> i think he made that pic for ebay
#1587 [06:52] <Caos> but he sell cdkeys
#1588 [06:53] <Hallicarnassuss> A CD-Key is 9.95E to buy
#1589 [06:53] <Caos> so did the firm accepted that from this seller or not ?
#1590 [06:53] <Hallicarnassuss> He is an unnoficial seller.
#1591 [06:53] <petern> they're €14.95 now
#1592 [06:54] <Hallicarnassuss> I forgot it was beta
#1593 [06:54] <Samo> Hi, I have recently had trouble with the game loading. It comes up with a page that said it was updating something but it doesn't move from there. It seem frozen on this. Has anyone had the same thing or can anyone help!!??
#1594 [06:54] <jo> Hello! I got the message : Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. Can anybody give some help?
#1595 [06:54] <petern> btw, they're called "gift codes" not cd keys, heh
#1596 [06:55] <petern> you can buy up to 10 at a time from mojang, but you don't get a discount
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#1598 [06:55] <Samo> Hi Jo, was that answer for me?
#1599 [06:56] <jo> Hi samo! Sorry! No! It was the question I have also at the moment!
#1600 [06:57] <Samo> So are others having the same problem?
#1601 [07:01] * mib_59in7p [mib_59in7p@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1602 [07:02] <mib_59in7p> i need some help my minecraft is not working when i load it it comes with a red cross at the top right of the screen help ?
#1603 [07:03] <Samo> Is there a Minecraft customer help line where they answer you directly? Does anyone know?
#1604 [07:04] <mib_59in7p> hello
#1605 [07:06] <Samo> Hello, I don't think anyone in the chat can answer us. Is there anywhere else we can get help?
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#1608 [07:07] <mib_59in7p> dont no ?
#1609 [07:07] <Samo> cool, will try to find out. Bye
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#1612 [07:09] <KongoBongo> do we have forum admins here?
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#1614 [07:11] <KongoBongo> if we do - @forum Admin,s , can you lock out Avatar`s over 128kb i sick off 1mb Gif Avatrs taking up my bandwith same with banner sig`s..
#1615 [07:11] <rossco> heloo in need help wit my minecraft every time i load it up it comes up wit a blank screen and a red cross at the top right corner help plz
#1616 [07:13] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: try #minecraftforum
#1617 [07:13] <tyteen4a03> I mean
#1618 [07:13] <tyteen4a03> #minecraftforums
#1619 [07:13] <KongoBongo> forum admin dont listen!
#1620 [07:14] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: you tried asking there?
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#1622 [07:14] <rossco> hello ?
#1623 [07:14] <KongoBongo> yes , im sick off these Avatars
#1624 [07:14] <KongoBongo> those with animation
#1625 [07:15] <KongoBongo> they should restrick to 64kb
#1626 [07:16] <KongoBongo> and ban avatar over this limit
#1627 [07:16] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: The internet is quickly growing, the average bandwidth limit is getting higher than what you expect
#1628 [07:16] <rossco> well this is really good website ha
#1629 [07:16] <tyteen4a03> I mean, the average speed of internet
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#1631 [07:17] <KongoBongo> not if you use 3g wireless costing me. unless i use noscipt
#1632 [07:17] <Hallicarnassuss> KongoBongo, go to #minecraftforums
#1633 [07:17] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: Then that's your problem ;)
#1634 [07:17] <KongoBongo> or turn off pics
#1635 [07:18] <KongoBongo> not me at fualt the forums at fualt !
#1636 [07:18] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: You cannot request the vast mass of others to limit their avatars just because you have a slow internet
#1637 [07:18] <tyteen4a03> but
#1638 [07:18] <tyteen4a03> you can make the server not send images to you using via this link: http://www.minecraftforum.net/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=forums
#1639 [07:18] <KongoBongo> retard
#1640 [07:19] <tyteen4a03> KongoBongo: It is not our problem that you have a slow internet
#1641 [07:19] <tyteen4a03> Uncheck View members' avatars when reading topics? box to turn off avatars
#1642 [07:20] <rossco> can any body help mee ??
#1643 [07:20] <KongoBongo> yes seem gif avatats are sliping through the filters
#1644 [07:20] <Hallicarnassuss> KongoBongo, no they're not.
#1645 [07:20] <Hallicarnassuss> Now you're making false accusations
#1646 [07:21] <tyteen4a03> rossco: Sorry, but I don't know about your issue, is there any errors when it died?
#1647 [07:22] <rossco> yes the card drive or something ??
#1648 [07:22] <rossco> it just dosent work noo ?
#1649 [07:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> rossco pastebin
#1650 [07:23] <VoxelHead> rossco: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1651 [07:23] <tyteen4a03> Please pastebin your error
#1652 [07:23] <rossco> it dosent come up wit the error any more
#1653 [07:24] <tyteen4a03> If it does, please come back
#1654 [07:24] <rossco> kk
#1655 [07:25] <rossco> no its not working still wit red cross in top right corner ??
#1656 [07:27] <tyteen4a03> does an error comes up?
#1657 [07:27] <Samo> im bored
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#1659 [07:27] <rossco> nope jsut a blank screen wit red cross ?
#1660 [07:27] <tyteen4a03> can you take a screenshot and give it to us?
#1661 [07:28] <rossco> how do you do that lol ??
#1662 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> sec
#1663 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> ??> rossco screenshot
#1664 [07:28] <VoxelHead> rossco: (screenshot) To take a screenshot in-game, press F1+F2 at the same time. You should get a notification of the screenshot filename in-game.
#1665 [07:28] <VoxelHead> rossco: (screenshot) The screenshots are stored in with the rest of Minecraft's locally stored files. If you don't know where that is, see ?? .minecraft/win /mac or /linux for your OS.
#1666 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> wat
#1667 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> not thisa
#1668 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> sorry
#1669 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> sec
#1670 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#1671 [07:28] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1672 [07:29] <tyteen4a03> oh whatever
#1673 [07:29] <rossco> it comes up wit windows internet explorer 8 ?
#1674 [07:29] <tyteen4a03> rossco: Press Print Screen on your keyboard with the MC window open, then go to Paint and paste your image. Save your image and upload it to http://imgur.com, then give us the URL the site takes you to.
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#1676 [07:30] <Luigifan> ?
#1677 [07:30] <Luigifan> Oh okay
#1678 [07:30] <Luigifan> How do I log in?
#1679 [07:30] <Luigifan> (lol Mibbit noob)
#1680 [07:35] <Luigifan> oh okay
#1681 [07:35] <Luigifan> lol sorry.
#1682 [07:36] <Luigifan> Wait, I didn't need game help just needed to know how to log into my nickname via Mibbit
#1683 [07:38] <tyteen4a03> :P
#1684 [07:38] <tyteen4a03> try /msg NickServ IDENTIFY YOURPASS
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#1687 [07:43] <ktmsx85> heloo i need help wit my minecraft every time i load it it comes up wit the back round of the home page and a white box around the red cross on the top right screen
#1688 [07:43] <ktmsx85> help-
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#1691 [07:50] <mib_x32dm9> Hello people, I am just wondering why my minecraft texture pack that i like the look of never work?
#1692 [07:51] <mib_x32dm9> ive try all the linksto diffrent one
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#1696 [07:52] <nonbio> heloo, is anyone free or able to speak??
#1697 [07:52] <legoant> Hi whenever i try to login to my account recently, it says download complete but then freezes and wont do anything
#1698 [07:53] <nonbio> Have you got windows 7?
#1699 [07:53] <nonbio> or vista
#1700 [07:53] <legoant> yes, i downloaded a mod pack and since then its not worked
#1701 [07:53] <tyteen4a03> legoant: Have you recently installed any mods or texture packs?
#1702 [07:53] <tyteen4a03> ??> legoant win/reinst/bat
#1703 [07:53] <VoxelHead> legoant: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1704 [07:53] <VoxelHead> legoant: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1705 [07:54] <nonbio> hello is anyone free at the moment
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#1708 [07:54] <Thecow> hello?
#1709 [07:54] <VoxelHead> Look, Thecow, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#1710 [07:55] <Thecow> sometimes my minecraft randomly crashes my computer
#1711 [07:55] <Thecow> what sould i do?
#1712 [07:55] <Thecow> should*
#1713 [07:56] <nonbio> hi i recently tryed to download a texture pack of all diffrent shapes and sizes but none of them work, ive try all the tutorials and stuff but it is never reconised by minecraft
#1714 [07:58] <legoant> thanx that seems to have worked
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#1716 [07:59] <nonbio> hi i recently tryed to download a texture pack of all diffrent shapes and sizes but none of them work, ive try all the tutorials and stuff but it is never reconised by minecraft
#1717 [07:59] <Thecow> ...
#1718 [08:00] <nonbio> ill try to help you
#1719 [08:00] <Thecow> Me?
#1720 [08:00] <nonbio> i had the same problem
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#1722 [08:00] <nonbio> yes
#1723 [08:00] <Thecow> ok.
#1724 [08:00] <Thecow> what should i do?
#1725 [08:00] <nonbio> have you got windows 7
#1726 [08:00] <Thecow> yes.
#1727 [08:00] <nonbio> or vista or 2000
#1728 [08:00] <nonbio> ok
#1729 [08:01] <nonbio> now go to the minecraft website and go to download
#1730 [08:01] <Thecow> ok
#1731 [08:01] <Thecow> then?
#1732 [08:01] <nonbio> once your in the download section you scrool down to windows
#1733 [08:01] <nonbio> then look and it should say
#1734 [08:02] <nonbio> If that version doesn't work for some reason, try this: Minecraft.exe
#1735 [08:02] <Thecow> and try that then?
#1736 [08:02] <nonbio> yes
#1737 [08:02] <Thecow> and it should work?
#1738 [08:03] <nonbio> or.
#1739 [08:03] <nonbio> try it
#1740 [08:03] <nonbio> im not a technision
#1741 [08:03] <nonbio> but it worked for me
#1742 [08:03] <Thecow> ok, ill be back if it crashes again
#1743 [08:03] <Thecow> Thanks!
#1744 [08:03] <nonbio> ok
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#1747 [08:09] <nonbio> so Thecow
#1748 [08:10] <nonbio> any news?
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#1750 [08:15] <nonbio> Thecow
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#1754 [08:20] <nonbio> hello any one a technision
#1755 [08:20] <nonbio> any one can elp me??
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#1757 [08:25] <Thecow> nobio
#1758 [08:25] <Thecow> it semms fine
#1759 [08:25] <nonbio> yes
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#1761 [08:25] <Thecow> seems*
#1762 [08:25] <nonbio> cool
#1763 [08:25] <Thecow> Thanks
#1764 [08:25] <nonbio> its ok
#1765 [08:25] <Thecow> what do u need?
#1766 [08:25] <nonbio> nothin
#1767 [08:26] <nonbio> its sorted
#1768 [08:26] <Thecow> k
#1769 [08:26] <nonbio> but
#1770 [08:26] <nonbio> no
#1771 [08:26] <Thecow> do u play a server?
#1772 [08:26] <nonbio> it fne
#1773 [08:26] <nonbio> do u?
#1774 [08:26] <Thecow> i want to but none are good freebuild
#1775 [08:26] <Thecow> i want to build a city
#1776 [08:26] <Thecow> like with skyscrapers
#1777 [08:27] <nonbio> what minecraft do you have?
#1778 [08:27] <Thecow> not hamachi
#1779 [08:27] <nonbio> do you have beta?
#1780 [08:27] <nonbio> 1.7.3
#1781 [08:27] <Thecow> oh 1.7.3
#1782 [08:27] <Thecow> cant wai for the new mob :D
#1783 [08:27] <Thecow> in 1.8
#1784 [08:28] <Thecow> u play a server then?
#1785 [08:28] <nonbio> yeah :D
#1786 [08:28] <nonbio> but how do you get the IP?
#1787 [08:28] <Thecow> look for it
#1788 [08:28] <Thecow> i want a freebuild
#1789 [08:28] <nonbio> how?
#1790 [08:29] <nonbio> do you want ur own server
#1791 [08:29] <Thecow> on the place where it says what is
#1792 [08:29] <Thecow> i want my onw.
#1793 [08:29] <Thecow> own
#1794 [08:29] <nonbio> easy
#1795 [08:29] <Thecow> u make 1 no hamachi?
#1796 [08:29] <nonbio> whats hamachi
#1797 [08:30] <Thecow> nvr mind but can u make a server?
#1798 [08:30] <nonbio> yes
#1799 [08:30] <nonbio> hundreds for free
#1800 [08:30] <Thecow> we could build a spawn aera and make a pwnage server :D
#1801 [08:30] <nonbio> yes
#1802 [08:30] <Thecow> :P
#1803 [08:30] <nonbio> could i join ur?
#1804 [08:30] <Thecow> i got no server
#1805 [08:30] <Thecow> i cant make 1
#1806 [08:31] <nonbio> Ok ill give u instructions
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#1808 [08:31] <DjM1zw1z> Is minecraft.net down?
#1809 [08:31] <Thecow> no, i cant get my port forwarding done
#1810 [08:31] <Thecow> no...
#1811 [08:31] <DjM1zw1z> Why cant my launcher connect to minecraft.net
#1812 [08:31] <Thecow> ur connection
#1813 [08:31] <Thecow> probally
#1814 [08:32] <DjM1zw1z> Best connection i can get
#1815 [08:32] <Thecow> try agin
#1816 [08:32] <Thecow> again
#1817 [08:32] <nonbio> keep on trying or got to download in mincraft and look for the windows or mac area
#1818 [08:32] <Thecow> nonbio
#1819 [08:32] <nonbio> yeaa
#1820 [08:32] <DjM1zw1z> its been like this for 1 week
#1821 [08:32] <Thecow> u make server like i said ... :)?
#1822 [08:32] <DjM1zw1z> I hhave tryed.
#1823 [08:32] <Thecow> well.. i can get on
#1824 [08:33] <DjM1zw1z> Whats up with it
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#1826 [08:33] <Thecow> download minecraft again
#1827 [08:33] <DjM1zw1z> tried it 3 times
#1828 [08:33] <Thecow> see if it works
#1829 [08:33] <Thecow> hmm
#1830 [08:33] <nonbio> do u have windowes 7
#1831 [08:33] <DjM1zw1z> Yes
#1832 [08:33] <nonbio> ok
#1833 [08:34] <nonbio> Go to minecraft and go to download section go to the windows section and click on this thingy If that version doesn't work for some reason, try this: Minecraft.exe
#1834 [08:34] <Thecow> technically, download the other link
#1835 [08:34] <DjM1zw1z> Doesnt work
#1836 [08:35] <nonbio> Can u get a server Thecow
#1837 [08:35] <nonbio> do u now how?
#1838 [08:35] <DjM1zw1z> It works fine in the browser but its slow -_-
#1839 [08:35] <Thecow> nope i cant find my port thingy
#1840 [08:35] <nonbio> u tryed?
#1841 [08:35] <Thecow> yer
#1842 [08:35] <nonbio> how do u get the ip adress
#1843 [08:35] <Thecow> everything.
#1844 [08:35] <Thecow> ipchicken
#1845 [08:35] <Thecow> .co
#1846 [08:35] <nonbio> i got a server
#1847 [08:35] <Thecow> .com
#1848 [08:36] <Sinistrahd> hi clark129 aka Thecow
#1849 [08:36] <Thecow> can i join and be op :P
#1850 [08:36] <nonbio> ipchicken.com?
#1851 [08:36] <Thecow> im not clark...
#1852 [08:36] <Thecow> yer
#1853 [08:37] <Sinistrahd> clark was the only guy I ever saw say "yer" instead of "yes" in here
#1854 [08:37] <Thecow> me too
#1855 [08:37] <Thecow> :P
#1856 [08:37] <Sinistrahd> is it a regional colloquialism?
#1857 [08:37] <Thecow> sorry?
#1858 [08:37] <nonbio> Ok we can be both,ops
#1859 [08:37] <Phate45> what a complex word
#1860 [08:37] <Thecow> ikr
#1861 [08:38] <Sinistrahd> a 10th grade word, not that complex
#1862 [08:38] <nonbio> but plz dont destroy my alrady built building and town and lighthouse
#1863 [08:38] <Thecow> ok, thats fine.
#1864 [08:38] <nonbio> whats ur guy called
#1865 [08:38] <Thecow> The_Epic_cow
#1866 [08:38] <nonbio> 86.163.63.132
#1867 [08:38] <Thecow> u will see why
#1868 [08:38] <nonbio> is that the IP
#1869 [08:38] <Phate45> Sinistrahd: first time i heard it ever
#1870 [08:38] <Thecow> get it running
#1871 [08:39] <Thecow> server.exe
#1872 [08:39] <nonbio> it i
#1873 [08:39] <nonbio> s
#1874 [08:39] <Thecow> k
#1875 [08:40] <Thecow> have you changed the port?
#1876 [08:40] <Phate45> /bin/bash sh /root/scripts/hijack_server.sh -i 86.163.63.132
#1877 [08:40] <Phate45> ;-)
#1878 [08:40] <nonbio> what?
#1879 [08:40] <Sinistrahd> Phate45: it basically means "slang word or phrase"
#1880 [08:40] <Thecow> have you changed the port?
#1881 [08:40] <nonbio> ill do it again
#1882 [08:41] <nonbio> 86.163.63.132
#1883 [08:41] <nonbio> same thing
#1884 [08:41] <nonbio> in in the newest minecraft
#1885 [08:41] <Phate45> Sinistrahd: thank
#1886 [08:41] <Thecow> have you change your routers port?
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#1888 [08:42] <nonbio> that the routers port
#1889 [08:42] <nonbio> wait wait wait
#1890 [08:42] <Sinistrahd> I guess I did have quite an odd English Teacher when I was in 10th grade... He was a former university professor
#1891 [08:42] <Thecow> search on youtube how to make a miecraft server..
#1892 [08:42] <Thecow> minecraft*
#1893 [08:42] <Thecow> ull see
#1894 [08:42] <Thecow> tell me when done
#1895 [08:42] <nonbio> i have the minecraft bete 1.7.3 i have a server and am online i have added your name but how to goet the ip adress?
#1896 [08:43] <Thecow> search youtube how to make a minecraft server
#1897 [08:44] <Thecow> whitelist?
#1898 [08:44] <nonbio> tryagain
#1899 [08:44] <nonbio> 86.163.63.132
#1900 [08:44] <nonbio> how does ipchick fing out my ip adress
#1901 [08:44] <Sinistrahd> nonbio just tried and the connection failed
#1902 [08:45] <Thecow> search youtube ull see...
#1903 [08:45] <Thecow> im op so i ban you :P
#1904 [08:45] <nonbio> me
#1905 [08:45] <nonbio> ??
#1906 [08:45] <Thecow> no
#1907 [08:45] <Thecow> other noobs
#1908 [08:45] <Thecow> greifers
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#1910 [08:46] <Thecow> "i could make 100 minecraft servers for free"
#1911 [08:46] <Thecow> :D
#1912 [08:48] <nonbio> could you
#1913 [08:48] <Thecow> ban you?
#1914 [08:48] <Thecow> i wouldnt
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#1916 [08:48] <nonbio> ARRRRRRGH HOW CAN I FIND THE IP??????
#1917 [08:48] <nonbio> HOW can i find the ip
#1918 [08:48] <Thecow> type in "run"
#1919 [08:48] <Thecow> cmd
#1920 [08:49] <nonbio> how can i find the ip though????? arrgh
#1921 [08:49] <nonbio> fthth
#1922 [08:49] <Thecow> then type ipconfig
#1923 [08:49] <Sinistrahd> nonbio your ip or someone else's?
#1924 [08:49] <Sinistrahd> oh for the router to forward the port
#1925 [08:49] <Thecow> scroll up
#1926 [08:49] <Thecow> YES! THATS IT!
#1927 [08:49] <Sinistrahd> I can't, my router died and I timed out
#1928 [08:49] <Thecow> oh.
#1929 [08:50] <Thecow> sinistra
#1930 [08:50] <nonbio> whhahahaha
#1931 [08:50] <Sinistrahd> from attempting to connect to nonbio while still running utorrent, too many half-open connections
#1932 [08:51] <Thecow> sini can U makem a server
#1933 [08:51] <Sinistrahd> I have one running
#1934 [08:51] <nonbio> wait , my question is i have a server and people want to go onto it but... i can becuase i dont have an ip to give to them
#1935 [08:51] <Thecow> :D
#1936 [08:51] <Sinistrahd> but I only allow 3 people on it
#1937 [08:51] <Thecow> ):
#1938 [08:51] <Sinistrahd> oh nonbio.
#1939 [08:51] <Thecow> me u and nonbio? :D
#1940 [08:51] <nonbio> me you and him
#1941 [08:51] <Sinistrahd> www.whatismyip.com
#1942 [08:51] <nonbio> ok thnks
#1943 [08:51] <Sinistrahd> no as in 3 specific people who I know in real life
#1944 [08:51] <Thecow> oh..
#1945 [08:52] <nonbio> ...
#1946 [08:52] <nonbio> 86.163.63.132
#1947 [08:52] <Sinistrahd> that way I don't have to mess with plugins like worldguard
#1948 [08:52] <Thecow> ipv4
#1949 [08:52] <nonbio> do i have to add you?
#1950 [08:52] <Sinistrahd> ok nonbio so that's your remote IP address
#1951 [08:52] <Sinistrahd> nonbio do you have a router too?
#1952 [08:52] <Thecow> on your cmd type ipconfig
#1953 [08:53] <Thecow> its you ipv4 u need
#1954 [08:53] <Thecow> nonbio is typing
#1955 [08:53] <Thecow> :P
#1956 [08:53] <nonbio> 192.168.1.134
#1957 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> because if you have a router you will need to get your internal IP address on your local network in order to forward the server's port if you want to let others onto your server
#1958 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> ok
#1959 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> write that down somewhere
#1960 [08:54] <nonbio> ok
#1961 [08:54] <nonbio> the ip adress ther ^^
#1962 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> now to forward the port, follow the guide for your model of router at www.portforward.com
#1963 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> both of em
#1964 [08:54] <Thecow> thanks for this sini
#1965 [08:54] <Sinistrahd> the 86 one is what you'll tell your friends
#1966 [08:55] <Sinistrahd> the 192 one is what you need for your router
#1967 [08:55] <Thecow> or members of your server :P
#1968 [08:55] <nonbio> ok thank alots
#1969 [08:55] <nonbio> coolio
#1970 [08:55] <nonbio> i love the mibbit
#1971 [08:55] <Sinistrahd> also do you have any firewalls or security software?
#1972 [08:55] <nonbio> and every one here
#1973 [08:55] <nonbio> yes
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#1975 [08:55] <nonbio> norton360
#1976 [08:55] <Sinistrahd> you may need to create an exception for your minecraft server port in those if you do
#1977 [08:56] <nonbio> ok?!!!
#1978 [08:56] <Sinistrahd> you'll have to check their website for how to do that though
#1979 [08:56] <nonbio> ok
#1980 [08:56] <nonbio> try thecow
#1981 [08:56] <Thecow> k
#1982 [08:56] <Sinistrahd> I only use the windows firewall and it's pretty much automagical
#1983 [08:56] <Thecow> ip?
#1984 [08:56] <nonbio> 192.168.1.134
#1985 [08:57] <Thecow> nope
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#1987 [08:57] <nonbio> huh?
#1988 [08:57] <Sinistrahd> nonbio that's your local IP, only available to people connected to your own router, not on the net
#1989 [08:57] <Sinistrahd> the 86 one is what you give to people on the net
#1990 [08:57] <nonbio> ooooooooooooooo..
#1991 [08:57] <Sinistrahd> :P
#1992 [08:57] <nonbio> ipconfig
#1993 [08:57] <Sinistrahd> VoxelHead'd'd
#1994 [08:57] <nonbio> aare
#1995 [08:57] <Thecow> :D i might acctually be an op on a real server :D
#1996 [08:58] <nonbio> 86.163.63.132
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#1998 [08:58] <Thecow> ty
#1999 [08:58] <Thecow> nope
#2000 [08:58] <Sinistrahd> !check 86.163.63.132
#2001 [08:58] <Toar> I have Fata Error 2 which keeps me from playing. Any cure?
#2002 [08:58] <Sinistrahd> did you forward your port on the router yet?
#2003 [08:59] <Sinistrahd> Toar did minecraft create an error log file when you got that error?
#2004 [08:59] <nonbio> how to forward the port
#2005 [08:59] <Sinistrahd> nonbio follow the guide at www.portforward.com
#2006 [08:59] <nonbio> ok
#2007 [08:59] <Thecow> :) i cant wait im gonna go wc :D
#2008 [08:59] <Thecow> jk LOL
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#2010 [09:00] <Sinistrahd> man I haven't heard it called wc since I read the Diary of Anne Frank
#2011 [09:00] <Toar> I press "Browser" and then it pops up, "Fatal Error (2) Occured..." Cannot seem to fix it.
#2012 [09:00] <Thecow> lol#
#2013 [09:00] <Thecow> i was trying to be american.
#2014 [09:00] <Sinistrahd> Toar are you on windows?
#2015 [09:00] <Thecow> but im not.
#2016 [09:00] <Toar> Yup
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#2018 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> ??> Toar java/version
#2019 [09:01] <VoxelHead> Toar: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2020 [09:01] <VoxelHead> Toar: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#2022 [09:01] <Phones> Hey guys. Quick question
#2023 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> toar let me know what that site tells you
#2024 [09:01] <Phones> Does Minecraft work on Linux?
#2025 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> Phones yep
#2026 [09:01] <Phones> Does it have a Linux compatible version?
#2027 [09:01] <Phones> Oh
#2028 [09:01] <Phones> Awesome
#2029 [09:01] <Sinistrahd> Phones check the download page for instructions
#2030 [09:01] <Toar> Ver 6 update 24
#2031 [09:01] <Phones> Okay will do
#2032 [09:02] <Thecow> sini help nonbio, where is nonbio?
#2033 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> Toar update to version 26
#2034 [09:02] <nonbio> OK so sinstarhd how do i find what port i have?
#2035 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> nonbio is probably forwarding his port
#2036 [09:02] <Thecow> maybe not... LO
#2037 [09:02] <Thecow> l
#2038 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> nonbio if you didn't change it, the default port is...
#2039 [09:02] <Sinistrahd> let me check :P
#2040 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> 25565
#2041 [09:03] <Thecow> on start and end
#2042 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> 25565 for both
#2043 [09:03] <nonbio> ok
#2044 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> so that you only open that one
#2045 [09:03] <Phones> "Please note that when you buy the game, you're paying for the game as it is right now! You will also get the full version of Minecraft when it is released. " <- Whats the point of stating the first, when you've stated the second sentence?
#2046 [09:04] <Sinistrahd> Phones: you could be paying for the right to beta test and then have to buy the full version for more money, I guess? :P
#2047 [09:04] <Thecow> its been 25% off for months
#2048 [09:04] <nonbio> ARRGH Thecow can u open ur server for me
#2049 [09:05] <Thecow> i have no server
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#2051 [09:05] <Sinistrahd> Thecow I bought it 2 days before that promotion started :P
#2052 [09:05] <nonbio> it oo compltcated
#2053 [09:05] <Thecow> ask sini
#2054 [09:05] <Thecow> i dunno
#2055 [09:05] <Sinistrahd> nonbio did you get the port forwarded on the router?
#2056 [09:06] <nonbio> The websiteaint telling me how
#2057 [09:06] <nonbio> its telling me things in circles
#2058 [09:06] <Sinistrahd> did you find your model of router?
#2059 [09:06] <nonbio> nothing works on my damn PC
#2060 [09:06] <Thecow> thas what i cant do
#2061 [09:06] <nonbio> yet it all work in the end
#2062 [09:06] <nonbio> aaaaha
#2063 [09:06] <Thecow> :D?
#2064 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> you need to know the router model number in order to select it on that site and then the guide starts
#2065 [09:07] <nonbio> I have everything that the people tell me but i dont at the same time
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#2067 [09:07] <nonbio> its 25565
#2068 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> that's the port you have to open
#2069 [09:07] <Thecow> yes
#2070 [09:07] <nonbio> i havent change anthing
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#2072 [09:08] <Phones1> Sorry my net dc'ed
#2073 [09:08] <nonbio> how to open it though
#2074 [09:08] <Sinistrahd> the router model number should be on the bottom or back of your router on a sticker
#2075 [09:08] <Phones1> Back to my first question: Will I have to rebuy the game everytime it updates?
#2076 [09:08] <nonbio> hey can we go into private chat
#2077 [09:08] <Phones1> "Please note that when you buy the game, you're paying for the game as it is right now! You will also get the full version of Minecraft when it is released. " <-
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#2079 [09:08] <Thecow> phones
#2080 [09:08] <Sinistrahd> Phones1 no, just need to update it by forcing an update within the options menu before you log in
#2081 [09:08] <Thecow> you will have the option to update
#2082 [09:09] <mr_pants> hello my minecraft wont update for the classic version it says theres an error
#2083 [09:09] <Thecow> you have the classic?
#2084 [09:09] <mr_pants> yea
#2085 [09:09] <nonbio> u neednt pay
#2086 [09:09] <Sinistrahd> mr_pants classic is no longer being updated
#2087 [09:09] <Phones1> Okay, just confirming: When I pay for the game, I'm eligible to get all future updates of the game too?
#2088 [09:09] <Thecow> its at beta 1.7.3 now dude, catch up
#2089 [09:09] <Thecow> yes phones
#2090 [09:09] <Sinistrahd> phones1 yes
#2091 [09:10] <Phones1> Awesome thank you
#2092 [09:10] <nonbio> Phones1 u will get all the updates for free becuase u have payed
#2093 [09:10] <Phones1> I seem I see
#2094 [09:10] <Phones1> see*
#2095 [09:10] <Phones1> Thanks.
#2096 [09:10] <mr_pants> idk wen i tried to go into multi/singleplayer it doesnt let me
#2097 [09:10] <nonbio> aah not my server
#2098 [09:10] <nonbio> stiop voxelhead
#2099 [09:10] <Sinistrahd> mr_pants I don't really know much about MC Classic
#2100 [09:11] <Sinistrahd> VoxelHead is a bot, it just regulates the channel and provides help text when we trigger it
#2101 [09:11] <mr_pants> ok do u know somone that does
#2102 [09:11] <Thecow> minecraft classic is impossable to update
#2103 [09:11] <nonbio> why dos it say it taken contriol of my server
#2104 [09:11] <Thecow> however you cant get early versoions of minecraft ffree from websites
#2105 [09:11] <mr_pants> :/
#2106 [09:11] <Thecow> or if you want the full version you have to buy it.
#2107 [09:12] <Sinistrahd> mr_pants well as Thecow says, you cannot update it, it is no longer in development, but stick around and maybe someone will show up later who uses it and can help, but we don't officially support it here
#2108 [09:12] <Thecow> minecraft classic if for freebuild. nothing else.
#2109 [09:12] <mr_pants> ohh noooo.... :(
#2110 [09:12] <Thecow> do you want to freebuild or acctualy play minecraft?
#2111 [09:13] <Thecow> mrpants?
#2112 [09:13] <Sinistrahd> nonbio have you figured out what your router's model number is yet? or its manufacturer?
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#2114 [09:13] <Thecow> mrpants is typing
#2115 [09:13] <mr_pants> i have the newer version also i play both the new version works not the old one ive played it before ive been one atleast 1 a day this week
#2116 [09:13] <nonbio> the manufaturer is HP
#2117 [09:14] <nonbio> hellet packard
#2118 [09:14] <mr_pants> *on
#2119 [09:14] <Sinistrahd> nonbio no that's your computer
#2120 [09:14] <nonbio> aaah fack
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#2122 [09:14] <Thecow> mrpants the point is: you cannot update classic however you can update later versions
#2123 [09:14] <mr_pants> y wont it load then?
#2124 [09:14] <Sinistrahd> the router is the small thing that connects to your modem at the wall, sometimes has wireless as well as ethernet cables to all the computers and things in your house
#2125 [09:14] <nonbio> Sinistrahd plz it u dont mind give me a list of things to find all this stuff
#2126 [09:14] <Thecow> why wont what load?
#2127 [09:15] <mr_pants> hold up ill try to go in and tell u excaltly wut it says
#2128 [09:15] <Thecow> classic?
#2129 [09:15] <nonbio> oh i have wireless
#2130 [09:15] <Brindle> when i start minecraft, the loading bar freezes about 95% of the way. I've already tried deleting the bin folder and i've updated all of my drivers and java
#2131 [09:15] <nonbio> and modem attached to the side to give it wireless
#2132 [09:15] <Thecow> brindle ill help in a minute.
#2133 [09:15] <nonbio> a ting usb to get the wireless
#2134 [09:15] <Thecow> ok brindle what was it?
#2135 [09:16] <Sinistrahd> nonbio ok well then you need the info off of the wireless router that is connected to your modem wherever that is in the house
#2136 [09:16] <Brindle> well when i try to play minecradt
#2137 [09:16] <Thecow> yes?
#2138 [09:16] <Sinistrahd> but to warn you, wireless isn't that great for hosting a server
#2139 [09:16] <Brindle> it freezes about 95% of the way
#2140 [09:16] <Thecow> ok..
#2141 [09:16] <Sinistrahd> it tends to lag more
#2142 [09:16] <nonbio> sinstrahd could we go into private chat?
#2143 [09:16] <Thecow> have you try the other like on download?
#2144 [09:16] <mr_pants> nvrmnd ill just hack somone elses acount
#2145 [09:16] <mr_pants> sike
#2146 [09:16] <mr_pants> im just playing
#2147 [09:16] <Thecow> link*
#2148 [09:16] <Brindle> yeah, it still freezes
#2149 [09:16] <Thecow> hmm.
#2150 [09:17] <Thecow> 1 minute.
#2151 [09:17] <Thecow> are you on windows?
#2152 [09:17] <Brindle> yes
#2153 [09:17] <Thecow> 1 minute.
#2154 [09:17] <Thecow> again
#2155 [09:18] <mr_pants> wut the COOKIEZ!!!!
#2156 [09:18] <Thecow> ok brindle
#2157 [09:18] <Thecow> when did you last download minecrafy
#2158 [09:18] <Thecow> minecraft
#2159 [09:18] <Brindle> about an hour ago, it still froze
#2160 [09:19] <nonbio> go to the alternate download
#2161 [09:19] <Brindle> ive been repeatedly reinstalling to try to get it to work
#2162 [09:19] <Thecow> are you sure you have enough free space?
#2163 [09:19] <mr_pants> c ya guys my minecrafts working now i just had to quit then restart
#2164 [09:19] <Brindle> im pretty sure, i have 156 gbs left
#2165 [09:19] <Thecow> ok.. 1 minute
#2166 [09:20] <mr_pants> BYE :D
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#2168 [09:20] <nonbio> wait Brindle
#2169 [09:20] <nonbio> type DxDiag into the windows start menu
#2170 [09:20] <nonbio> do u have windows 7?
#2171 [09:20] <Brindle> yes
#2172 [09:20] <Phones1> Ahh come on
#2173 [09:20] <Phones1> moneybookers?
#2174 [09:20] <tyteen4a03> ??> brindle win/dxdiag
#2175 [09:20] <VoxelHead> brindle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2176 [09:20] <VoxelHead> brindle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2177 [09:20] <Phones1> why not something like paypal?
#2178 [09:21] <tyteen4a03> Phones1: because some people dont like it :)
#2179 [09:21] <Thecow> brindle you definetly have 263+ kbs space?
#2180 [09:21] <Phones1> Emphasis on 'some'. Majority use paypal.
#2181 [09:21] <Phones1> I can't figure out how to pay with moneybookers.
#2182 [09:21] <Brindle> yes
#2183 [09:21] <Brindle> hold on voxel~
#2184 [09:22] <Thecow> well, i dont normally answer questions but ill do what i can. brb
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#2186 [09:23] <Phones1> And why restrict it to moneybookers? They could support a no. of platforms.
#2187 [09:24] <Sinistrahd> ??> nonbio win/.minecraft
#2188 [09:24] <VoxelHead> nonbio: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2189 [09:24] <Brindle> http://pastebin.com/TnrFjc8h
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#2191 [09:25] <Sinistrahd> hmm those are some old drivers
#2192 [09:25] <Sinistrahd> July of last year
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#2194 [09:25] <tyteen4a03> ??> Brindle gpu/nvidia
#2195 [09:25] <VoxelHead> Brindle: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#2196 [09:25] <tyteen4a03> You may need to update your graphics card driver, go there
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#2198 [09:26] <tyteen4a03> Try to use the following words: GeForce 6150SE
#2199 [09:26] <nonbio> Sinistrahd do i just put the folders in the file of texture packs?
#2200 [09:28] <Thecow> nonbio u done yet :)?
#2201 [09:29] <Brindle> mmm it says its up to date :x
#2202 [09:29] <nonbio> sorry Thecow
#2203 [09:29] <nonbio> aint workin
#2204 [09:29] <Sinistrahd> Thecow he gave up on the server
#2205 [09:29] <Thecow> oh well
#2206 [09:29] <nonbio> hey
#2207 [09:30] <Thecow> can anyone here make a server
#2208 [09:30] <nonbio> thecow gimmi ur e-mail
#2209 [09:30] <Thecow> ok...
#2210 [09:30] <Sinistrahd> Thecow he's on wireless though so usually servers don't perform as well on a wireless connection in my experience
#2211 [09:30] <nonbio> ill send u an email if it get any better
#2212 [09:30] <Thecow> Theepiccow@hotmail.co.uk
#2213 [09:30] <Thecow> Theepiccow@hotmail.co.uk
#2214 [09:30] <nonbio> cool
#2215 [09:30] <Thecow> l
#2216 [09:30] <Thecow> l
#2217 [09:31] <Thecow> l
#2218 [09:31] <Thecow> l
#2219 [09:31] <Thecow> l
#2220 [09:31] <nonbio> mywindows@hotmail.co.uk
#2221 [09:31] <nonbio> see you soon in minecraft
#2222 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> Don't share your emails through public
#2223 [09:31] <tyteen4a03> use /query USER MESSAGE
#2224 [09:31] <nonbio> i dont care
#2225 [09:31] <nonbio> it a anti-specialvirus email
#2226 [09:31] * Sinistrahd facepalms
#2226 [09:31] <nonbio> its true
#2227 [09:31] <Thecow> brb
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#2229 [09:32] <nonbio> phahah
#2230 [09:32] <nonbio> sorry im not abidin by rules
#2231 [09:33] <nonbio> but cool, u guys (or gals are brilliant
#2232 [09:33] <nonbio> any way i can give star or sommink
#2233 [09:34] <nonbio> Hello afk people
#2234 [09:35] <nonbio> Sinistrahd thanks again for your help and Thecow aswell
#2235 [09:35] <nonbio> bb
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#2237 [09:36] <lildrummerdrew> 'ello
#2238 [09:36] <lildrummerdrew> May I help someone?
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#2242 [09:39] <frogonia> what does it mean failed to login bad login
#2243 [09:39] <frogonia> ?
#2244 [09:40] <lildrummerdrew> Hm, I can help... Frogonia, are you on a Windows?
#2245 [09:40] <frogonia> yes
#2246 [09:40] <Thecow> back
#2247 [09:40] <frogonia> im trying to loginto my friends server
#2248 [09:40] <lildrummerdrew> Then can you go to "run" in the strt menu? (If it's there)
#2249 [09:40] <lildrummerdrew> *start menu
#2250 [09:41] <frogonia> sorry but whats the start menu ? .. :(
#2251 [09:41] <Thecow> lol?
#2252 [09:41] <frogonia> :D
#2253 [09:41] <Thecow> the bottom corner
#2254 [09:41] <lildrummerdrew> The lil thingy in the very bottom left corner of your screen. click it. is there "run" there?
#2255 [09:41] <frogonia> o i do know what it is lol
#2256 [09:41] <Thecow> bye
#2257 [09:41] <lildrummerdrew> bye Thecow
#2258 [09:41] <frogonia> no there isnt ?
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#2260 [09:42] <lildrummerdrew> hrm
#2261 [09:42] <lildrummerdrew> Okay, go into all programs, accessories, run
#2262 [09:43] <frogonia> ok what now ?
#2263 [09:43] <lildrummerdrew> In the start menu, click all programs. Find a folder called accessories. Open run.
#2264 [09:43] <frogonia> okayi have ..
#2265 [09:44] <lildrummerdrew> Type in %appdata%
#2266 [09:44] <frogonia> okay
#2267 [09:45] <lildrummerdrew> Now you're in a folder called "Roaming" correct?
#2268 [09:45] <frogonia> yes i click minecraft then bin then .minecraft yes ..
#2269 [09:45] <lildrummerdrew> Good. what files (not folders) are in there
#2270 [09:46] <frogonia> theres lots of files and folders
#2271 [09:47] <lildrummerdrew> What are the files in .minecraft, not the folders, not any subfolders. Just the files RIGHT THERE.
#2272 [09:48] <frogonia> bin resources saves stats texturepacks sorry im not great with computers
#2273 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> Those are the folders...
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#2275 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> Isn't there a file in there called "lastlogin" or something?
#2276 [09:48] <frogonia> i have last login
#2277 [09:48] <lildrummerdrew> Right there?
#2278 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> good. delete it.
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#2280 [09:49] <frogonia> :o
#2281 [09:49] <frogonia> OK
#2282 [09:49] <mib_sueawi> can some one help me?
#2283 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> I can help you
#2284 [09:49] <frogonia> i done it what now
#2285 [09:49] <lildrummerdrew> frogonia, what else is in there (that's NOT a folder!!!!)
#2286 [09:50] <mib_sueawi> thank you for some reson my mine craft menu wont load
#2287 [09:50] <frogonia> yes i deleted last lgon now what ???
#2288 [09:50] <frogonia> last login *
#2289 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> mib_sueawi: windows, I assume?
#2290 [09:50] <lildrummerdrew> frogonia, what else is there that isn't a folder?
#2291 [09:50] <mib_sueawi> yes windows 7
#2292 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> mib_sueawi win/reinst/bat
#2293 [09:51] <frogonia> options .txt and toomanyitems.txt
#2294 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ (in red)
#2295 [09:51] <lildrummerdrew> frogonia, toomanyitems won't work in multiplayer.... You know that, right?
#2296 [09:51] <frogonia> oh it did before with four other people
#2297 [09:52] <lildrummerdrew> If the server has a plugin, then it MIGHT work, but typically it doesn't...
#2298 [09:52] <mib_sueawi> thank you i will try this now
#2299 [09:52] <frogonia> o well my freinds server must have one of them then because it worked
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#2301 [09:52] <lildrummerdrew> frogonia, would you mind if we uninstalled the mod to test this?
#2302 [09:53] <frogonia> sure :D
#2303 [09:53] <lildrummerdrew> You can backup your bin first if you'd like. But all I need you to do is delete your bin.
#2304 [09:53] <frogonia> ok will now
#2305 [09:53] <lildrummerdrew> Then close that, and open minecraft (It should be closed)
#2306 [09:54] <frogonia> okay ive opened minecraft ?
#2307 [09:54] <frogonia> downloading packages
#2308 [09:54] <mib_sueawi> thank you lildrummerdrew it downloaded a package and it ran perfectlly
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#2310 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> Good, log in.
#2311 [09:54] <lildrummerdrew> Good....
#2312 [09:55] <frogonia> okay im at main menu
#2313 [09:55] <lildrummerdrew> Now try it frogonia
#2314 [09:55] <frogonia> what go online and do toomanyitems
#2315 [09:55] <frogonia> yay i logged in fine
#2316 [09:56] <lildrummerdrew> tadaa
#2317 [09:56] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2318 [09:56] <frogonia> ty bye
#2319 [09:57] <lildrummerdrew> *leaves for breakroom*
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#2323 [10:01] <joeseph2207> Hi I have paid and downloaded the minecraft programme but when i try to run or open the programme nothing happens. I also tried clicking the play online option but the internet closes down immediately. Any help appreciated thanks
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#2326 [10:02] <mr_fribble> can someone help me?
#2327 [10:02] <QualTitan> welches java brauch man für minecraft?
#2328 [10:03] <lildrummerdrew> I can help
#2329 [10:03] <lildrummerdrew> joeseph2207 what's your in-game name?
#2330 [10:03] <lildrummerdrew> mr_fribble please state your problem.
#2331 [10:03] <lildrummerdrew> QualTitan ... English.
#2332 [10:04] <mr_fribble> well my problem was last night i bought minecraft sort of. i bought with a debt card but said it would not work. i went back to merchant and said it successfully bought. when i go to home it says buy now.
#2333 [10:04] <lildrummerdrew> mr_fribble check your credit card. Did a transaction go through to "MojangAB"? If not, it did NOT work.
#2334 [10:05] <mr_fribble> i can not play nor have i recieved a confirmation email
#2335 [10:05] <mr_fribble> ill check today i suppose
#2336 [10:05] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#2337 [10:05] <lildrummerdrew> I assume that a transaction did not go through.
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#2339 [10:05] <mr_fribble> thank you
#2340 [10:05] <petern> you checked with the merchant? mojang *is* the merchant...
#2341 [10:05] <lildrummerdrew> Some cards just don't work
#2342 [10:05] <lildrummerdrew> petern.... lol? what?
#2343 [10:06] <joeseph2207> joeseph2207
#2344 [10:06] <mr_fribble> well it said from the failure to buy return to merchant on the minecraft.net website
#2345 [10:06] <lildrummerdrew> !paid joeseph2207
#2346 [10:06] <mr_fribble> i assume it just ment return to store
#2347 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> Yeah, I'd say try again. and even then, it takes a few hours (sometimes days) for a transaction to go through.
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#2349 [10:07] <nonbio> hi none of my texture packs work
#2350 [10:07] <lildrummerdrew> joeseph2207: do you have Java 1.6_026?
#2351 [10:08] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, where are you getting these texture packs? Do they say "High res" or "HD"?
#2352 [10:08] <nonbio> im getting them from painterly pack and micraft offical form/mod/texturepacks
#2353 [10:09] <nonbio> i download them and stuff but there never in a folder
#2354 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, can you link me some of these packs? And did you check the version they're meant for? (PS hd texture packs will NOT WORK)
#2355 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> WAIT
#2356 [10:09] <lildrummerdrew> You're not installing them?
#2357 [10:09] <nonbio> i am trying
#2358 [10:09] <nonbio> i click on then
#2359 [10:09] <nonbio> they download and open
#2360 [10:09] <joeseph2207> The java version says version 6.0 170.76 whatever that means
#2361 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio: they need to be in a "zip" folder then placed into the texture packs folder
#2362 [10:10] <nonbio> and there are lots of folders
#2363 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> joeseph2207: please update your java at http://www.java.com/
#2364 [10:10] <joeseph2207> ok thanks will try that
#2365 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> nonbio teamviewer
#2366 [10:10] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ (in red) read that.
#2367 [10:10] <nonbio> it opens up and there are all the gubbings e.g terrain etc and there nothing to copy past into the mod or texture pack folder
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#2369 [10:11] <nonbio> and when it does it doesnt reconise it
#2370 [10:11] <lildrummerdrew> Runonbio, did you see what VoxelHead told you? listen to that...
#2371 [10:12] <nonbio> ok
#2372 [10:12] <nonbio> so i download that
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#2374 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> Go get TeamViewer, run it, then you'll see an "id" and "password".
#2375 [10:12] <lildrummerdrew> Tell me when you see those, DON'T say them out loud.
#2376 [10:12] <nonbio> ok
#2377 [10:13] * mib_slxvwp [mib_slxvwp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2378 [10:13] <nonbio> but im worried my Pc will got spastic
#2379 [10:13] <mib_slxvwp> HElp
#2380 [10:13] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_slxvwp, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2381 [10:13] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, it will be fine
#2382 [10:13] <mib_slxvwp> when i try login in minecraft i get an error cant connect to minecraft.net
#2383 [10:13] <mib_slxvwp> ;(
#2384 [10:14] <nonbio> i got it!!
#2385 [10:14] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: turn off your firewall, or just keep trying (IT can take multiple attempts)
#2386 [10:14] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, type /msg lildrummerdrew id pass
#2387 [10:14] <mib_slxvwp> firewall of i tried 10 times is the same
#2388 [10:14] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: have you clicked the login and retry buttons about 20 times?
#2389 [10:14] <lildrummerdrew> in a row?
#2390 [10:14] <mib_slxvwp> it looks like it doesnt want to connect just when i press login it throw cant connect to minecraft.net
#2391 [10:15] <mib_slxvwp> yea
#2392 [10:15] <mib_slxvwp> ps on another pc everything works fine
#2393 [10:15] <lildrummerdrew> well that was my advice.
#2394 [10:15] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: what's your ingame name
#2395 [10:15] <lildrummerdrew> I have to check.
#2396 [10:15] <mib_slxvwp> Kaifas_
#2397 [10:15] <mib_slxvwp> ps
#2398 [10:15] <mib_slxvwp> it dont save pass and username
#2399 [10:15] <lildrummerdrew> !paid Kaifas_
#2400 [10:16] <nonbio> get it lildrummerdrew?
#2401 [10:16] <lildrummerdrew> one moment nonbio, I got it just fine
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#2403 [10:16] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: look into making an exception in your firewall for minecraft (even port 25565?)
#2404 [10:17] <lildrummerdrew> That should do.
#2405 [10:17] <mib_slxvwp> my firewall is off
#2406 [10:17] <lildrummerdrew> Well never mind then... umm....
#2407 [10:17] <mib_slxvwp> my brother send my a virus
#2408 [10:17] <nonbio> re download it
#2409 [10:17] <mib_slxvwp> i tried everything
#2410 [10:17] <nonbio> windows 7?
#2411 [10:17] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: windows?
#2412 [10:17] <mib_slxvwp> xp
#2413 [10:18] <nonbio> java 7?
#2414 [10:18] <Calinou> don't use java 7.
#2415 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> NONONO
#2416 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, NO
#2417 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> You want java 1.6_026
#2418 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2419 [10:18] <nonbio> oh!!??!??!? lol
#2420 [10:18] <mib_slxvwp> yea that is
#2421 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> well, here, I'll have you try our bat
#2422 [10:18] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mib_slxvwp win/reinst/bat
#2423 [10:19] <VoxelHead> mib_slxvwp: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2424 [10:19] <VoxelHead> mib_slxvwp: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2425 [10:19] <lildrummerdrew> Close Minecraft. Run the download. Run minecraft. should be "presto"
#2426 [10:19] <lildrummerdrew> lol. I'll brb if that doesn't work
#2427 [10:20] <mib_slxvwp> didint help
#2428 [10:20] <joeseph2207> lildrummerdrew: its working now. Deleted old version of Java and downloaded the new one. Thanks so much was pulling my hair out. Cheers
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#2430 [10:20] <lildrummerdrew> np
#2431 [10:21] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mib_slxvwp win/reinst
#2432 [10:21] <VoxelHead> mib_slxvwp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2433 [10:21] <VoxelHead> mib_slxvwp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2434 [10:22] <mib_slxvwp> lildrum anyother advice ?
#2435 [10:23] <mib_slxvwp> lildrummerdrew any other advice ?
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#2438 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> back
#2439 [10:26] <Aqua> hello!
#2440 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> sorry, I'm a bit busy-ish
#2441 [10:26] <Aqua> can anyone please help me?
#2442 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> mib_slxvwp: I haven't seen any other good solutions to this problem yet.
#2443 [10:26] <Aqua> I tried everything but nothing seems to be working
#2444 [10:26] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, I can. hopefully.
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#2446 [10:26] <Aqua> Oh thank you <3
#2447 [10:26] <Aqua> Ok so here's my problem
#2448 [10:27] <Aqua> I'm trying to play MC in my browser, I have the latest Opera
#2449 [10:27] <Aqua> but the game won't even load and all I get is a black window where minecraft used to be
#2450 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> One moment then....
#2451 [10:28] <Aqua> I updated java and stuff, tried to reinstall java just in case, but nothing worked :C
#2452 [10:28] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, windows?
#2453 [10:28] <Aqua> Win7
#2454 [10:29] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Aqua win/reinst/bat
#2455 [10:29] <VoxelHead> Aqua: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2456 [10:29] <VoxelHead> Aqua: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2457 [10:30] <lildrummerdrew> close minecraft. run the bat.. run minecraft. tadaaaa
#2458 [10:30] <Aqua> Should I backup my saved games?
#2459 [10:30] <Aqua> Okay let me try this :)
#2460 [10:31] <lildrummerdrew> Backups not needed. but yes, should work :D
#2461 [10:32] <Aqua> Hope this will work! :)
#2462 [10:32] <Aqua> hmm
#2463 [10:32] <lildrummerdrew> working?
#2464 [10:33] <nonbio> thnak you lildrummerdrew
#2465 [10:33] <nonbio> thanks*
#2466 [10:33] <Aqua> I got "The system cannot find the file specified (...)" :(
#2467 [10:33] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2468 [10:33] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua- PROBLEM!
#2469 [10:33] <lildrummerdrew> There's the problem.
#2470 [10:33] <nonbio> Ur brilliant lildrummerdrew best help s far
#2471 [10:34] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, has it ever worked before?
#2472 [10:34] <nonbio> bb
#2473 [10:34] <Aqua> You know, I'm a girl, and to be honest I'm a computer idiot so please try not to laugh
#2474 [10:34] <lildrummerdrew> *Aqua, I never laugh >.>*
#2475 [10:34] <lildrummerdrew> hmm. Idea.
#2476 [10:34] <nonbio> he doesnt
#2477 [10:34] <Aqua> Yeah I played minecraft in my browser for almost a year now
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#2479 [10:34] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> Aqua Teamviewer
#2480 [10:34] <lildrummerdrew> Read the red text from VoxelHead.
#2481 [10:34] <Aqua> I have this "black window" problem since a few days
#2482 [10:34] <nonbio> yes teamweaver is very good
#2483 [10:35] <lildrummerdrew> Download Teamviewer, "run" it, then tell me when you're done (do NOT post your "id" and "password" here)
#2484 [10:35] <Aqua> okay let me try
#2485 [10:35] <Rikairchy> http://www.jinx.com/p/minecraft_creepers_gonna_creep_premium_tee.html?catid=&cs=1&csd=&preview=1&s=minecraft <------- i want that
#2486 [10:36] <Aqua> ahh!!!
#2487 [10:36] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: lol post that in #minecraft or #risucraft, not here :D
#2488 [10:36] <lildrummerdrew> What Aqua o.o
#2489 [10:36] <Aqua> Nevermind lovely helpful fellows, my inecraft works now! :D
#2490 [10:36] <Aqua> I don't even know how to thank you for your epic help <3
#2491 [10:36] <lildrummerdrew> lol, okey. The bat worked :D
#2492 [10:36] <lildrummerdrew> Epikk
#2493 [10:37] <Rikairchy> posted :D
#2494 [10:37] <Aqua> Apparently! Thank you so much lildrummerdrew <3<3 if I could, I'd give you diamonds :)
#2495 [10:37] <lildrummerdrew> Teehee, I found 13 recently :D
#2496 [10:37] <lildrummerdrew> By lava.
#2497 [10:38] <lildrummerdrew> It's always lava. OH, and a dungeon.
#2498 [10:38] <Aqua> I played so long on one of my SP worlds, that I have almost two stacks of diamonds XD
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#2500 [10:38] <Aqua> I only made three diamond picks O_O
#2501 [10:38] <lildrummerdrew> Gimme xD
#2502 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> lol. I never use my one.
#2503 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> I made a jukebox though. :P
#2504 [10:39] <Aqua> If I could, I'd give you all the diamonds you want
#2505 [10:39] <Aqua> Oh yes! So did I :)
#2506 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> lol. I'd reccommend you to this server, but it's whitelisted, and not mine.
#2507 [10:39] <lildrummerdrew> And I'm not sure if they want more people yet or not.
#2508 [10:40] <Aqua> What is whitelist?
#2509 [10:40] <lildrummerdrew> It means that if you're not on the list, you're not on the server (lol)
#2510 [10:40] <Aqua> I'm sorry if the question is dumb, not only I'm a girl, but also I'm not American/UK :s
#2511 [10:41] <Aqua> Ah I see :)
#2512 [10:41] <Aqua> Bye bye littledrummerdrew, thank you so much again for the help! <3
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#2514 [10:45] <odd_bucket> hello?
#2515 [10:45] <VoxelHead> Look, odd_bucket, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2516 [10:46] <odd_bucket> My minecraft isn't connecting to minecraft.net, what can i do?
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#2520 [10:47] <nonbio> hi again lol, i have just downloaded a texture pack which now have made my mincraft go to a black screen
#2521 [10:48] <TheNytangel> ??> nonbio win/reinst
#2522 [10:48] <nonbio> its called miza
#2523 [10:48] <VoxelHead> nonbio: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2524 [10:48] <VoxelHead> nonbio: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2525 [10:48] <nonbio> ok
#2526 [10:49] <nonbio> rcool thanks
#2527 [10:49] <JohnEBH> odd_bucket, Make sure a firewall or antivirus program isn't blocking minecraft or java. Temporarily disable them to see which is blocking it.
#2528 [10:50] <odd_bucket> kk super!
#2529 [10:52] <Aqua> anyone knows what "java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out" means? I keep getting that when I'm trying to log onto a server that I play every day
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#2531 [10:54] <mr_sticky> help
#2532 [10:54] <VoxelHead> Look, mr_sticky, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2533 [10:55] <mr_sticky> my minecraft isnt working it just says done loading and the bar is not fully there
#2534 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> nonbio, I know exactly what went wrong.
#2535 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> mr_sticky, windows?
#2536 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> (oh nonbio quit)
#2537 [10:55] <mr_sticky> yep
#2538 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> ??> mr_sticky forceupdate
#2539 [10:55] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2540 [10:55] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2541 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> we'll try that first
#2542 [10:55] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ Read that
#2543 [10:56] <mr_sticky> ok
#2544 [10:56] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua... seen it before. forgot what it means ^_^
#2545 [10:56] <mr_sticky> thank you!!!!!!!!!!1
#2546 [10:57] <Aqua> lildrummerdrew I see. It's kind of annoying, especially that I wanted to continue my construction so I could get a Builder rank :(
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#2548 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, hm, it says java. lolz. java version?
#2549 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> Is it 1.6_026? hopefully?
#2550 [10:58] <Aqua> as far as I know the newest one
#2551 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> newest-BAD
#2552 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> You do NOt want 1.7
#2553 [10:58] <Aqua> I have no idea which one though *computer idiot* :(
#2554 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> 1.7-BADNESSBADNESSAAAHHH
#2555 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> But okay, I have an idea.
#2556 [10:58] <lildrummerdrew> Time for TeamV!
#2557 [10:58] <Aqua> I'm all ears
#2558 [10:59] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> Aqua Teamviewer
#2559 [10:59] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ (in red)
#2560 [10:59] <Aqua> lildrummerdrew the computer I'm using isn't mine so I don't think my brother would allow this :(
#2561 [10:59] <lildrummerdrew> Download, run, accept. you'll see an "id"/"pass". type /msg lildrummerdrew id pass
#2562 [10:59] <lildrummerdrew> It's very easy.
#2563 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> I can delete it once we're done.
#2564 [11:00] <Aqua> Alright
#2565 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> Then I'll close it, too. No installation required.
#2566 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> Just follow my steps ^^
#2567 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2568 [11:00] <Aqua> ok downloaded
#2569 [11:00] <Aqua> run it?
#2570 [11:00] <lildrummerdrew> Yes.
#2571 [11:01] <Aqua> it gave me two options, install and run
#2572 [11:01] <Aqua> so run?
#2573 [11:01] <lildrummerdrew> run
#2574 [11:01] <lildrummerdrew> Accept the agreement
#2575 [11:01] <Aqua> done
#2576 [11:02] <lildrummerdrew> then /msg lil(then hit tab) id pass
#2577 [11:02] <lildrummerdrew> lol instead of typing lildrummerdrew just type lil and hit tab, then continue
#2578 [11:02] <lildrummerdrew> :)
#2579 [11:03] <Aqua> A connection could not be established. Reason unknown
#2580 [11:03] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
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#2582 [11:03] <lildrummerdrew> Is your firewall on >.> I think it's blocking this stuff.
#2583 [11:03] <Aqua> No idea, it's my brother's laptop D:
#2584 [11:03] <pies> hi um minecraft gets stuck when loading
#2585 [11:04] <lildrummerdrew> hrm. Well, this sucks. erm..
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#2587 [11:04] <lildrummerdrew> pies, Windows?
#2588 [11:04] <pies> vista
#2589 [11:04] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, can you get him? or no.
#2590 [11:04] <Aqua> He's at work
#2591 [11:04] <lildrummerdrew> ??> pies win/reinst/bat
#2592 [11:04] <VoxelHead> pies: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2593 [11:04] <VoxelHead> pies: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2594 [11:04] <pies> thx i try
#2595 [11:04] <lildrummerdrew> pies, download the bat, close minecraft, run the bat, run minecraft. it'll work.
#2596 [11:05] <needhelp> when i try to bring up minecraft on my documents it says that minecraft is a non supported file
#2597 [11:05] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua- ow >.>
#2598 [11:05] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, delete it, re-download it...
#2599 [11:05] <Aqua> hmm maybe I'm doing something wrong with the TeamViewer
#2600 [11:05] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, no you're not. lol..
#2601 [11:06] <needhelp> okay thanks.how do i delete.lol
#2602 [11:06] <pies> where will i find it???
#2603 [11:06] <lildrummerdrew> pies- downloads.
#2604 [11:06] <pies> ok
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#2606 [11:06] <Aqua> Any other way I could get the "good" java? XD
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#2609 [11:07] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua- http://www.java.com/
#2610 [11:07] <lildrummerdrew> lolz
#2611 [11:07] <needhelp> how do i delete minecraft???????
#2612 [11:07] <pies> what is it called
#2613 [11:07] <Aqua> Ok I have the newest one, and have no idea which version is the "good one"
#2614 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> ??> needhelp win/reinst/bat
#2615 [11:08] <VoxelHead> needhelp: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2616 [11:08] <VoxelHead> needhelp: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2617 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, just delete the thing that rnus it, re-download it from the site.
#2618 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> This script will automaclly remove your MC install
#2619 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> tyteen4a03: I think it's a luancher problem. lol...
#2620 [11:08] <pies> hello?
#2621 [11:08] <VoxelHead> Look, pies, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2622 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, get 1.6 update 26
#2623 [11:08] <tyteen4a03> lildrummerdrew: He says deleting minecraft so
#2624 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> pies, one moment
#2625 [11:08] <Aqua> ok will try
#2626 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> tyteen4a03: that was my advice, not the bat
#2627 [11:08] <lildrummerdrew> derp
#2628 [11:09] <lildrummerdrew> pies, it's minecraft-something.bat
#2629 [11:09] <lildrummerdrew> lol
#2630 [11:09] <tyteen4a03> derp
#2631 [11:09] <lildrummerdrew> It's called MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2632 [11:09] <Aqua> it won'
#2633 [11:09] <needhelp> when i tryed the website it said could not not find the specified file????
#2634 [11:09] <Aqua> *it won't let me install older java :(
#2635 [11:10] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp- oh geez o.o
#2636 [11:10] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, uninstall your current java please, then install that java.
#2637 [11:10] <Aqua> alright
#2638 [11:10] <lildrummerdrew> Look in the control panel, uninstaorprograms and something
#2639 [11:10] <pies> i don't c it
#2640 [11:10] <lildrummerdrew> *uninstall
#2641 [11:11] <Aqua> Doing it :)
#2642 [11:11] <lildrummerdrew> pies, click this link- http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2643 [11:11] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, great :D
#2644 [11:11] <lildrummerdrew> C:
#2645 [11:12] <pies> thx u it works now
#2646 [11:13] <lildrummerdrew> C:
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#2649 [11:14] <needhelp> lildrummerdrew it said that it was a email attachment
#2650 [11:14] <lildrummerdrew> O-O
#2651 [11:14] <lildrummerdrew> ... what's your in-game name...
#2652 [11:15] <needhelp> bisom12
#2653 [11:15] <lildrummerdrew> !paid bisom12
#2654 [11:15] <lildrummerdrew> good...
#2655 [11:15] <needhelp> yea
#2656 [11:15] <lildrummerdrew> you're on windows, mac, or linux?
#2657 [11:15] <Aqua> gah this laptop sure is slow -__-
#2658 [11:15] <mib_1x2ma2> hey i need help loading my page for minecraft
#2659 [11:15] <needhelp> windows 7
#2660 [11:16] <Aqua> me?
#2661 [11:16] <Aqua> ah sorry :P
#2662 [11:16] <mib_1x2ma2> help me!
#2663 [11:16] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_1x2ma2, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#2664 [11:16] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua, everyone BUT you xD
#2665 [11:16] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: windows, linux, mac?...
#2666 [11:16] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, one moment please.
#2667 [11:16] <needhelp> kk
#2668 [11:18] <mib_1x2ma2> every time i go to load up singleplayer it says that trhe pixels haven't been updated and i have windows 7 computer
#2669 [11:18] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, do you see the new tab in this window? please click it. I gave you a link
#2670 [11:18] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: beta or classic??
#2671 [11:19] <needhelp> wheres the link
#2672 [11:19] <needhelp> ?????
#2673 [11:19] <mib_1x2ma2> i tried just classic
#2674 [11:19] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, see my name up there? that's a pm. click that tab
#2675 [11:19] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: classic? hm. you got java 1.6_026?
#2676 [11:19] <needhelp> is it mincraft irc
#2677 [11:20] <mib_1x2ma2> i think so, should i download it again....???
#2678 [11:20] <mib_1x2ma2> like a new java
#2679 [11:20] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: do NOT get java 1.7 >.>
#2680 [11:20] <mib_1x2ma2> ok
#2681 [11:20] <lildrummerdrew> Minecraft will NOT RUN with java 1.7!!!!!
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#2683 [11:21] <mib_1x2ma2> okay hopefully thats not what i have downloaded then
#2684 [11:21] <Aqua1> I can't install that java 1.6, or I can't find it on their website :I
#2685 [11:21] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: check. also, you need the version that fits your cmoputwer's needs. such as 32 bit, or 64 bit. IMPORTANT.
#2686 [11:21] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1 .... >.>
#2687 [11:21] <lildrummerdrew> Crud.
#2688 [11:22] <lildrummerdrew> time to go look myself.
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#2690 [11:22] <Aqua1> Yes I know I'm dumb .__.
#2691 [11:22] <mib_1x2ma2> okay how to i find that out
#2692 [11:22] <lildrummerdrew> No, you're not.
#2693 [11:22] <lildrummerdrew> mib_1x2ma2: here are a lot of places to look >.>
#2694 [11:22] <needhelp> i cant find the link lildrummerdrew
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#2696 [11:22] <lildrummerdrew> just right click and stuff, possibly "my computer", desktop...
#2697 [11:22] <Aqua1> the java website wants me to install java 6 blah blah :C
#2698 [11:23] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp- are you using mibbit?
#2699 [11:23] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1 tell me the blah blah part.
#2700 [11:23] <Aqua1> Version 6 Update 26
#2701 [11:23] <DCore1> hello. i need som help with min minecraft game.
#2702 [11:23] <lildrummerdrew> PERFECT :P
#2703 [11:24] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: please state your problem
#2704 [11:24] <Aqua1> but this is the version I had and still got the java timeout thing popping up :(
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#2706 [11:24] <DCore1> it sems it can't get past the mojang skreen
#2707 [11:24] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1 Connection time out...?
#2708 [11:24] <mib_1x2ma2> k i cant figure it out but thanks for the help see ya
#2709 [11:24] <lildrummerdrew> DC windows, yes?
#2710 [11:24] <DCore1> Mac
#2711 [11:25] <Aqua1> lildrummerdrew one sec, I'll run MC and type everything in
#2712 [11:25] <lildrummerdrew> hm, then I have an idea.
#2713 [11:25] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1- please do!
#2714 [11:25] <lildrummerdrew> ??> DCore1 forceupdate
#2715 [11:25] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2716 [11:25] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2717 [11:25] <Aqua1> derp I can't, no java :P
#2718 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> o.o
#2719 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> >.>
#2720 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> huhhh?.....
#2721 [11:26] <Aqua1> but it was something with java socket something
#2722 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> socket write error, I know..
#2723 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> AHH
#2724 [11:26] <Aqua1> I mean, I can't run Minecraft without java so I can't check the message that pops up when I try logging into MP
#2725 [11:26] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Aqua1 win/javara
#2726 [11:26] <VoxelHead> Aqua1: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2727 [11:26] <VoxelHead> Aqua1: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2728 [11:26] <DCore1> i hav try that. nothing hapend other it updated half way and then went to mojang skreen
#2729 [11:27] <lildrummerdrew> ftw!
#2730 [11:27] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: alrighty. next step.
#2731 [11:27] <lildrummerdrew> ??> DCore1 mac/reinst
#2732 [11:27] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2733 [11:27] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2734 [11:28] <Aqua1> lildrummerdrew so what is the best java version for minecraft?
#2735 [11:28] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1: 1.6_026. just try the javara from VoxelHead ^^
#2736 [11:29] <Aqua1> lildrummerdrew you told me to uninstall java so how do I fix something that doesn't exist on the computer? :(
#2737 [11:29] <lildrummerdrew> lol >.>
#2738 [11:29] <lildrummerdrew> Well never mind that then, I just realized the javara a lil too late I guess. one moment >.>
#2739 [11:30] <DCore1> nop. still Mojang screen
#2740 [11:30] <Aqua1> alright
#2741 [11:30] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1: http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#2742 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: please check your java version..
#2743 [11:31] <Aqua1> lildrummerdrew I got "Recommended Version 6 Update 26"
#2744 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> ??> DCore1 java/version
#2745 [11:31] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2746 [11:31] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2747 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> Aqua1: you told me you uninstalled it o.o
#2748 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> >.>
#2749 [11:31] <lildrummerdrew> Make up your mind xD
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#2751 [11:32] <Aqua1> lildrummerdrew no no, this is what was first on the laptop and you told me it was a bad bad bad version and had me uninstall it :(
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#2753 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> >.>
#2754 [11:32] <Tha_Wolf> Ello all, im trying to install minecraft and im not having any luck, can anyone lend me a hand for a moment or two?
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#2756 [11:32] <Komonyi> hi
#2757 [11:32] <lildrummerdrew> just continue with my steps please, it was probably a bad installation. just get it now >.>
#2758 [11:32] <Komonyi> can mobs see me trough glass?
#2759 [11:33] <Aqua1> alright
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#2761 [11:33] <lildrummerdrew> Tha_Wolf please state your problem
#2762 [11:33] <lildrummerdrew> Komonyi: YES
#2763 [11:33] <Komonyi> great
#2764 [11:33] <Komonyi> thanks
#2765 [11:34] <Tha_Wolf> Well, I bought minecraft, and I downloaded it via the download page, the minecraft.exe aka the launcher, and it wont load any update news or let me login, im on windows 7, its running as admin, and i made sure my firewall is giving it 100% acess incoming and outgoing
#2766 [11:34] <Tha_Wolf> And in the help section it said to get on IRC if you were having issues :)
#2767 [11:35] <lildrummerdrew> Tha_Wolf perhaps turn your firewal OFF.
#2768 [11:35] <lildrummerdrew> "Firewall
#2769 [11:35] <Tha_Wolf> alright, let me try that
#2770 [11:36] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2771 [11:36] <Tha_Wolf> Well, that worked perfectly, is there anyway to get it to work with the firewall on?
#2772 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> well, I think I know the problem
#2773 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> See, all the site's data is stored on another site.
#2774 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> The news and such.
#2775 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> If you can see exactly what site that is (somehow) and unblock it, then you're fine.
#2776 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> But I have NO clue how ^-6
#2777 [11:37] <lildrummerdrew> *^-^
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#2780 [11:38] <Tha_Wolf> Okay, thank-you so much!
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#2782 [11:38] <lildrummerdrew> :)
#2783 [11:39] <kermi> hello
#2784 [11:39] <Tha_Wolf> Now if you'll excuse me, I have a whole world to build!
#2785 [11:39] <Rikairchy> im getting connection refusals.
#2786 [11:39] <huddler> do u download single player commands
#2787 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: server's down.
#2788 [11:39] <kermi> hey, how to do run multiplayer on 1.7.3 beta version?
#2789 [11:39] <Rikairchy> awesome.
#2790 [11:39] <lildrummerdrew> huddler: mod support is NOT here, but I can redirect you in a moment
#2791 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, you get an ip...?
#2792 [11:40] <huddler> ok
#2793 [11:40] <kermi> from where
#2794 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Rikairchy smp/servers/specific
#2795 [11:40] <VoxelHead> Rikairchy: (smp/servers/specific) Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
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#2797 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> also, kermi read that ^^
#2798 [11:40] <DCore1> ther is a java 5 update im instaling now
#2799 [11:40] <kermi> thanks
#2800 [11:40] <huddler> lildrummerdrew ok
#2801 [11:40] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: you want java 1.6 update 26
#2802 [11:40] <Rikairchy> /sarcasm
#2803 [11:40] <Rikairchy> i have one that i want to connect to
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#2805 [11:41] <huddler> lildrummerdrew redirect me
#2806 [11:41] <lildrummerdrew> Huddler http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=risucraft
#2807 [11:41] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: too bad, it's down.
#2808 [11:41] <lildrummerdrew> Or Rikairchy you can give me the ip to verify it being down
#2809 [11:41] <Rikairchy> Kinda funny
#2810 [11:41] <Rikairchy> IP of what?
#2811 [11:42] <Rikairchy> The server?
#2812 [11:42] <DCore1> i godt that now
#2813 [11:42] <lildrummerdrew> you said can't conne- OH. crud.
#2814 [11:42] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#2815 [11:42] <Rikairchy> ? Lol
#2816 [11:42] <kermi> hey, i tried smp.shadow-craft.net and it said failed to login
#2817 [11:42] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: Oh.... that's what you need ... um...
#2818 [11:42] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: WHAT can't connect xD
#2819 [11:42] <lildrummerdrew> kermi: that sucks. what's your username?
#2820 [11:42] <Rikairchy> I can sign in to the launcher
#2821 [11:42] <kermi> Jesse
#2822 [11:43] <Rikairchy> Cannot connect to the server
#2823 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, that's your minecraft username? Jesse?
#2824 [11:43] <kermi> yes
#2825 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: then play offline xD
#2826 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> !paid Jesse
#2827 [11:43] <Rikairchy> Haha. May as well
#2828 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, turn off your firewall?
#2829 [11:43] <Rikairchy> Coulda done that without paying for it :p
#2830 [11:43] <lildrummerdrew> Rikairchy: sorry, I think the site's having problems.
#2831 [11:44] <kermi> ill try that thanks
#2832 [11:44] <Rikairchy> Oh well
#2833 [11:44] <Rikairchy> :p
#2834 [11:44] <madalynn> what should i do when it says pixel format not accelerated
#2835 [11:44] <DCore1> mmmh do i need to restart my mac??
#2836 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> madalynn: windows?
#2837 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> DCore1: probably.
#2838 [11:45] <kermi> Connection Lost Failed to Login: Bad Login
#2839 [11:45] <kermi> and my firewall is off
#2840 [11:45] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, erm, oh. on the smp.shadowcraft one?
#2841 [11:46] <kermi> yes, smp.shadow-craft.net
#2842 [11:46] <lildrummerdrew> hmm...
#2843 [11:47] <kermi> what should i do?
#2844 [11:47] <lildrummerdrew> patience, I'm looking
#2845 [11:47] <kermi> ok, thanks lildrummerdrew
#2846 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> OS?
#2847 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, OS?
#2848 [11:51] <lildrummerdrew> Mac, linux, Windows, etc?
#2849 [11:53] <kermi> im sorry
#2850 [11:53] <kermi> it is windows xp pro 32 it
#2851 [11:53] <kermi> bit
#2852 [11:54] <lildrummerdrew> gotchya
#2853 [11:54] <lildrummerdrew> hmm
#2854 [11:56] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, I've heard this solution works- reboot pc one time, end java in task manager (ctrl+alt+delete), restart router
#2855 [11:57] <kermi> ok, ill try that, thanks lildrummerdrew
#2856 [11:57] <lildrummerdrew> :)
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#2858 [11:58] <Jellp> Hello
#2859 [11:58] <lildrummerdrew> problem?
#2860 [11:58] <Jellp> Yeah.
#2861 [11:58] <Jellp> I have been playing Minecraft the last 2 days
#2862 [11:59] <lildrummerdrew> go on
#2863 [11:59] <Jellp> And Somehow, my invectory crashed (Grammar...)
#2864 [11:59] <Jellp> The GUI has changed invisable
#2865 [12:00] <lildrummerdrew> got any mods? any texture packs?
#2866 [12:00] <Jellp> I had Toomanyitems.
#2867 [12:00] <Jellp> And...
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#2869 [12:00] <Jellp> 1 texture pack i dont remember the name from
#2870 [12:00] <Jellp> It wanted to become the new deflaut
#2871 [12:00] <lildrummerdrew> Well, would you mind if I had you uninstall those?
#2872 [12:01] <Jellp> I already uninstalled toomanyitems
#2873 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> Cause it'll be fixed with my solution, but you'll have top reinstall them...
#2874 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> Windows, yes?
#2875 [12:01] <Jellp> Yes
#2876 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> (Version doesn't matter to me)
#2877 [12:01] <lildrummerdrew> kk
#2878 [12:02] <lildrummerdrew> ??> Jellp win/reinst/bat
#2879 [12:02] <VoxelHead> Jellp: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
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#2881 [12:02] <VoxelHead> Jellp: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2882 [12:02] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#2883 [12:02] <Jellp> Do I need to place it somewhere specific?
#2884 [12:02] <lildrummerdrew> No
#2885 [12:03] <Jellp> Okay.
#2886 [12:03] <lildrummerdrew> Just close minecraft, run it, open minecraft
#2887 [12:03] <lildrummerdrew> shuold work fine.
#2888 [12:03] <lildrummerdrew> *should*
#2889 [12:04] <Jellp> Cmd gave an error he cound find the Target file.
#2890 [12:04] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ PROBLEMMM
#2891 [12:05] <Jellp> It says the uninstall is complete through
#2892 [12:05] <Jellp> rm doesnt seem to be a command.
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#2894 [12:06] <lildrummerdrew> Just, uh, run minecraft
#2895 [12:06] <Jellp> Okay, ill try
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#2897 [12:07] <kermi> i didnt see jave in my task manager list
#2898 [12:07] <zippity> Hey guys, minecraft was working good and I chose a texture pack and it crashed and now wont get passed a black screen when I launch it! i have beta.
#2899 [12:07] <kermi> so i just skipped it
#2900 [12:07] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, when you run minecraft, it'll show up (processes)
#2901 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> zippity, windows, correct?
#2902 [12:08] <zippity> yes
#2903 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> ??>? zippity win/reinst/bat
#2904 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> oops
#2905 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> ??> zippity win/reinst/bat
#2906 [12:08] <VoxelHead> zippity: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2907 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> there
#2908 [12:08] <VoxelHead> zippity: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2909 [12:08] <lildrummerdrew> ^^ :D
#2910 [12:08] <kermi> thanks lildrummerdrew
#2911 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2912 [12:09] <zippity> thanks :D
#2913 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#2914 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> (lol so many :D'S)
#2915 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> Smiles for everyone :)
#2916 [12:09] <zippity> :)
#2917 [12:09] <Jellp> :D
#2918 [12:10] <zippity> XD
#2919 [12:10] <lildrummerdrew> So it worked for everyone?
#2920 [12:10] <lildrummerdrew> Perhaps?
#2921 [12:10] <Jellp> At this moment, yes.
#2922 [12:10] <lildrummerdrew> yayy
#2923 [12:11] <zippity> Thank you guys so much!! :D
#2924 [12:11] <lildrummerdrew> No problem ^_^
#2925 [12:12] <kermi> failed...
#2926 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> >.>
#2927 [12:13] <lildrummerdrew> Yeah, I've never actually seen a valid fix to the bad login problem. I'll keep lookin' :/
#2928 [12:14] <Jellp> Did someone ever got here with a problem of a bad grapics card? Looks inpossible with these grapics of Minecraft. :P
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#2930 [12:14] <kermi> i have once
#2931 [12:14] <Jellp> 0.o
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#2934 [12:15] <lildrummerdrew> I can fix that
#2935 [12:15] <lildrummerdrew> Windows?
#2936 [12:15] <Jellp> I dont have that myself. :P
#2937 [12:15] <Jellp> Just askin
#2938 [12:15] <Jellp> If someone ever had.
#2939 [12:16] <kermi> hey lildrummerdrew, would it help if i told you i have an unliscensed copy of it?
#2940 [12:16] <lildrummerdrew> ah. I see it all the time.
#2941 [12:16] <lildrummerdrew> kermi- multiplayer. will! not! work!
#2942 [12:16] <DreadLindwyrm> Jellp - there are bad graphics driver issues come up.
#2943 [12:16] <kermi> wtf
#2944 [12:16] <lildrummerdrew> kermi- get outta here, we don't support that. THAT'S ILLEGAL
#2945 [12:17] <lildrummerdrew> ILLEGAL. BEGONE!
#2946 [12:17] <kermi> its illegel??
#2947 [12:17] <Jellp> DreadLindwyrm - Wait, with the grapics of Minecraft?! Must be really bad.
#2948 [12:17] <lildrummerdrew> Minecraft costs 15 Euros. If you're too cheap to get an illegal version, then begone.
#2949 [12:18] <kermi> ?
#2950 [12:18] <lildrummerdrew> *If you're SO cheap* my bad
#2951 [12:18] <DreadLindwyrm> Driver issues not insufficient graphics card power.
#2952 [12:18] <kermi> dont have to call me cheap
#2953 [12:18] <Jellp> 0.o
#2954 [12:18] <lildrummerdrew> In other words, if you don't buy minecraft, then get outta here.
#2955 [12:18] <lildrummerdrew> Unless it's classic issues
#2956 [12:18] <DreadLindwyrm> yarr!
#2957 [12:18] <kermi> i didnt even put it on here
#2958 [12:18] <kermi> my friend did
#2959 [12:19] <lildrummerdrew> kermi, go buy minecraft. bye.
#2960 [12:20] <Jellp> My friends parents are afraid Minecraft will get hacked and their bank accounts will be hacked, Thats why my friends have a illegal version. :(
#2961 [12:20] <Sinistrahd> Jellp it can be paid for with paypal
#2962 [12:20] <kermi> whats the latest version?
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#2965 [12:20] <Jellp> Well, gotta eat
#2966 [12:20] <lildrummerdrew> Also Jellp they won't hack anything, it's like impossible... >.>
#2967 [12:21] <Sinistrahd> lolzsec might've, but they disbanded
#2968 [12:21] <Sinistrahd> err was that lulzsec
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#2970 [12:23] <lildrummerdrew> :P
#2971 [12:23] <severance> Does minecraft website requests your CC data at any point?
#2972 [12:23] <severance> don't think so Jellp
#2973 [12:23] * lildrummerdrew sips his coffee
#2973 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> lildrummerdrew did you have to do that? Now I wants me some cardamom coffee
#2974 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> I want starbucks xD
#2975 [12:24] <Sinistrahd> blech
#2976 [12:24] <oldtopman> severance: Only if you pay directly with your credit card. You can use PayPal
#2977 [12:24] <lildrummerdrew> Haha, white tuxedo's all I've ever had from there
#2978 [12:24] * oldtopman hands lildrummerdrew and Sinistrahd some Jack Daniels.
#2978 [12:25] <needhelp> lildrummerdrew i waited about thirty minutes 4 it to download and it said operation timed out
#2979 [12:25] * lildrummerdrew and AuBot have never had any of that
#2979 [12:25] <Sinistrahd> I drink cardamom coffee I make in a french press and yerba mate via bombilla straw in milk, don't like starschmucks anymore
#2980 [12:25] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, that's the minecraft.exe download. if it won't work, ouch. that sucks.
#2981 [12:25] <lildrummerdrew> Sinistrahd: meh.
#2982 [12:25] <needhelp> so.................
#2983 [12:25] <Sinistrahd> oldtopman I don't drink alcohol, can't stand the taste of any type of it I've ever had the mispleasure to try
#2984 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> Sinistrahd: ^^ agreed
#2985 [12:26] <Sinistrahd> and I was a sailor, so I got pushed into trying plenty
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#2987 [12:26] <lildrummerdrew> Hey Morrolan
#2988 [12:26] <needhelp> hello lildrummerdrew
#2989 [12:27] <oldtopman> needhelp: Disable your firewall/antivirus software
#2990 [12:27] <Morrolan> hey lildrummerdrew (and everyone else)
#2991 [12:27] * lildrummerdrew sips at his coffee again
#2991 [12:27] <needhelp> already did that
#2992 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> oldtopmanthe launcher's broke, I do beleive
#2993 [12:27] <Sinistrahd> I need to see what rum&coke tastes like because I did like rum cake as a child...
#2994 [12:27] <lildrummerdrew> Sinistrahd: lol?.... that's not healthy
#2995 [12:27] <Sinistrahd> lildrummerdrew: the alcohol is evaporated off as it bakes
#2996 [12:28] <oldtopman> needhelp: Delete minecraft.exe and download a new one
#2997 [12:28] <needhelp> which one
#2998 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> Sinistrahd: still.... :/
#2999 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> you want this one: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1312298230684
#3000 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> I already verified his name guys, so it's okay :/
#3001 [12:28] <lildrummerdrew> The !paid
#3002 [12:29] <oldtopman> lildrummerdrew: No, I suspect he actualy bought it.
#3003 [12:29] <Sinistrahd> lildrummerdrew anyone can download the exe, you don't have to pay to do that. You have to pay for it to be able to work
#3004 [12:29] <oldtopman> The pirates have a certain air about them...
#3005 [12:30] <Sinistrahd> oldtopman: and most of us pirates tried it free then decided to buy it, so not many true pirates in the minecraft world :P
#3006 [12:30] <needhelp> it said the file was not supported or it was damaged
#3007 [12:30] <oldtopman> Sinistrahd: You haven't helped around here for very long have you?
#3008 [12:30] <oldtopman> needhelp: Use firefox
#3009 [12:30] <Sinistrahd> oldtopman only been in here about a week and a half
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#3011 [12:31] <lildrummerdrew> Actually, I'm with Sinistrahd ^_^
#3012 [12:31] <needhelp> k
#3013 [12:31] <Sinistrahd> oldtopman but I've been in various help channels on and off for many a year
#3014 [12:31] <needhelp> download it?
#3015 [12:31] <oldtopman> Sinistrahd: We've had people in here who have been assisted for 4 hours because the pirated versions don't work
#3016 [12:32] <Sinistrahd> oldtopman oh I know some do come in, but the numbers seem low :P
#3017 [12:32] <oldtopman> Sinistrahd: Not as much as I'd hope though :/
#3018 [12:32] <Basuraman> Minecraft classic error 4. In browser it doesn't work, i don't have minecraft yet. Anyone?
#3019 [12:32] <needhelp> hello lildrummerdrew
#3020 [12:33] <lildrummerdrew> hellu
#3021 [12:33] <Sinistrahd> I had my server in offline mode for about a week when I first nabbed the game then decided I wanted to play the right way - I'm surprised we don't have tons of people popping in asking why they can't connect to online servers actually
#3022 [12:33] <lildrummerdrew> and yes
#3023 [12:33] <needhelp> how do i use firefox
#3024 [12:33] <lildrummerdrew> >.>
#3025 [12:34] <Sinistrahd> needhelp you chose your nickname wiselt
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#3027 [12:34] <Sinistrahd> wisely*
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#3029 [12:35] <needhelp> what?
#3030 [12:35] <oldtopman> needhelp: You are a hot mess.
#3031 [12:35] <Sinistrahd> needhelp firefox works just like the internet browser you used to come here
#3032 [12:36] <needhelp> how do i download it
#3033 [12:36] <Sinistrahd> google it
#3034 [12:36] <lildrummerdrew> ?? google
#3035 [12:36] <VoxelHead> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#3036 [12:36] <needhelp> k
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#3038 [12:37] <lildrummerdrew> lol, "how do I use google?" xD that'd be so FUNNY....
#3039 [12:38] <Sinistrahd> lildrummerdrew I had several people who could not tell me if they were on windows, mac, or linux... they'd probably ask how to use google
#3040 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> lol^^
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#3043 [12:38] <lildrummerdrew> Hey, I'm goin' on break. I'll invite you and oldtopmanserver
#3044 [12:39] <Sinistrahd> I need to get off of break
#3045 [12:39] <oldtopman> lildrummerdrew: Eh?
#3046 [12:39] <Sinistrahd> I come in here on my breaks from housework
#3047 [12:39] <oldtopman> What'd I miss?
#3048 [12:39] <lildrummerdrew> lol
#3049 [12:39] <lildrummerdrew> I'll pm yall
#3050 [12:39] * Sinistrahd flees to do real work
#3050 [12:39] * oldtopman reboots, everything changes
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#3052 [12:42] <Jellp> Back, Did i miss something
#3053 [12:43] <oldtopman> Jellp: vox left (,-,)
#3054 [12:43] <needhelp> lildrummerdrew it said to download java
#3055 [12:43] <Jellp> Seems everyone is gone. :P
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#3057 [12:43] <needhelp> hello
#3058 [12:43] <oldtopman> needhelp: You need to download java
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#3060 [12:43] <lildrummerdrew> we're kinda here
#3061 [12:44] <Jellp> Kinda, maybeh
#3062 [12:44] <lildrummerdrew> ?? patience
#3063 [12:44] <needhelp> okay
#3064 [12:44] <lildrummerdrew> Where's Vox!!!
#3065 [12:44] <lildrummerdrew> Awh fuck...
#3066 [12:44] <Jellp> Yeah, Volexhead timed out
#3067 [12:44] <tyteen4a03> he diex
#3068 [12:44] <needhelp> can u give me a link or something
#3069 [12:44] <oldtopman> lildrummerdrew: ^
#3070 [12:44] <Jellp> Ping timeout
#3071 [12:44] <needhelp> :O
#3072 [12:44] <lildrummerdrew> oldtopmanBreak...
#3073 [12:45] <Jellp> Seems you gotta type everything yourself! x3
#3074 [12:45] <mr_sticky> :)
#3075 [12:45] <lildrummerdrew> needhelp, the link is java.com
#3076 [12:45] <oldtopman> needhelp: DO you know what "google" is?
#3077 [12:45] <Jellp> By the way, the reinstall works! ^^
#3078 [12:46] <needhelp> sorry nevermind:s
#3079 [12:46] <mr_sticky> the only way to play minecraft is to fore update every time its annoying any way to fix?
#3080 [12:47] <Jellp> Mr_sticky - What do you mean by annoying?
#3081 [12:47] <mr_sticky> i have to go to options and click it
#3082 [12:47] <oldtopman> mr_sticky: WHat is your username?
#3083 [12:47] <oldtopman> What*
#3084 [12:48] <mr_sticky> zacko007
#3085 [12:48] <mr_sticky> y
#3086 [12:48] <oldtopman> !paid zacko007
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#3088 [12:48] <oldtopman> ??> mr_sticky win/reinst
#3089 [12:48] <oldtopman> CRAP
#3090 [12:48] <Jellp> Vox isn't here. >_<
#3091 [12:48] <Jellp> Just a sec
#3092 [12:48] <Jellp> Ill get the link!
#3093 [12:48] <mr_sticky> confused
#3094 [12:49] <mr_sticky> im so confused
#3095 [12:49] <oldtopman> mr_sticky: The ?? thing brings up a guide. But the bot that does that is gone.
#3096 [12:49] <oldtopman> mr_sticky: Just wait a sec
#3097 [12:49] <mr_sticky> ok
#3098 [12:49] <Jellp> (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3099 [12:49] <Jellp> There you go.
#3100 [12:50] <Jellp> Oldtopman - Vox ping timed out.
#3101 [12:50] <mr_sticky> thank you :D
#3102 [12:50] <Jellp> No problem
#3103 [12:51] <Jellp> Just run it, then run minecraft without force update.
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#3105 [12:51] <Jellp> Ill get most of the links now.
#3106 [12:53] <mr_sticky> sorry anouther question
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#3108 [12:53] <Jellp> Yes?
#3109 [12:54] <mr_sticky> i made a texture pack and but it in a seperate winrar archive and put that in the texture pack folders and it isnt working how do i make it work
#3110 [12:54] <TheNytangel> It goes in a regular folder, not winrar archive
#3111 [12:55] <mr_sticky> oh
#3112 [12:55] <quibbit> i cannot connect to minecraft.exe on application or browser
#3113 [12:55] <Jellp> I use texture packs in a ZIP.
#3114 [12:55] <quibbit> can anyone help?
#3115 [12:55] <mr_sticky> 7 zip?
#3116 [12:55] <TheNytangel> ..?
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#3118 [12:56] <TheNytangel> quibbit, maybe the auth server is down
#3119 [12:56] <Jellp> Maybe, I dont really know, Im not someone hired to help here. i HAD a problem myself what is fixed.
#3120 [12:56] <mr_sticky> Jellp do you use them with 7-zip
#3121 [12:56] <quibbit> well all my friends are in a server right now
#3122 [12:56] <quibbit> and i cant download the game to play with them
#3123 [12:56] <quibbit> but they can connect
#3124 [12:56] <TheNytangel> mr_sticky, he said ZIP, not 7 zip
#3125 [12:57] <TheNytangel> quibbit, maybe they logged in before it was down
#3126 [12:57] <mr_sticky> TheNytangel ok just wondering
#3127 [12:57] <quibbit> ah ok
#3128 [12:57] <quibbit> i see
#3129 [12:57] <DreadLindwyrm> No problem logging in now
#3130 [12:57] <TheNytangel> I logged in just fine..
#3131 [12:57] <quibbit> i can log into the site
#3132 [12:57] <quibbit> just wont let me run the game
#3133 [12:57] <TheNytangel> Do you have java?
#3134 [12:57] <quibbit> yes
#3135 [12:57] <quibbit> its a new pc
#3136 [12:58] <quibbit> im wondering if i need to reinstall it
#3137 [12:58] <Jellp> OS?
#3138 [12:58] <quibbit> win 7
#3139 [12:58] <Jellp> Well, Maybe just try to reinstall
#3140 [12:58] <Jellp> google: http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#3141 [12:58] <Jellp> Oops!
#3142 [12:58] <Jellp> Wrong one
#3143 [12:58] <Jellp> (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3144 [12:59] <Jellp> There you go
#3145 [12:59] <Jellp> Cant voxelhead come back fast? >_<
#3146 [12:59] <lildrummerdrew> lol Jellp xD
#3147 [13:00] <Jellp> If i keep doing this, I sould have my nickname to become voxelhead! ._.
#3148 [13:00] <quibbit> so when i try to check my java its like the applet crashes
#3149 [13:00] <quibbit> i get an error but wont give me any details
#3150 [13:00] <TheNytangel> Jellp, win/reinst, NAO
#3151 [13:00] <Jellp> (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3152 [13:00] <Jellp> :3
#3153 [13:00] <VoxelHeadReplacement> maybe
#3154 [13:00] <TheNytangel> Ok VoxelHeadReplacement
#3155 [13:00] <TheNytangel> ??> quibbit win/reinst
#3156 [13:00] <TheNytangel> :)
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#3158 [13:01] <quibbit> i just installed it
#3159 [13:01] <quibbit> like 2 days ago
#3160 [13:01] <quibbit> fresh
#3161 [13:01] <quibbit> its a brand new pc
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#3163 [13:01] <lildrummerdrew> quibbit http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3164 [13:01] <lildrummerdrew> lol and get java 1.6_026
#3165 [13:01] <lildrummerdrew> at java.com
#3166 [13:01] <VoxelHeadReplacement> quibbit: You may need to reinstall your locally MC installation. Press the Win+R key- damnit use the bat file!
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#3168 [13:01] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3169 [13:01] <Jellp> Are we spamming (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat right now?
#3170 [13:01] <VoxelHeadReplacement> yes
#3171 [13:02] <Jellp> Can I help?
#3172 [13:02] <Jellp> :3
#3173 [13:02] <TheNytangel> dopeghoti, nooooooooo
#3174 [13:02] <VoxelHeadReplacement> dopeghoti: we love your bot, revive him ;(
#3175 [13:02] <Jellp> Pl0x
#3176 [13:02] <TheNytangel> Maybe I should get NanoAce all of the stuff and then bring him in here when VoxelHead isn't here
#3177 [13:02] <quibbit> im gonna uninstall it first
#3178 [13:02] <VoxelHeadReplacement> yes
#3179 [13:02] <quibbit> and see if i can reinstall
#3180 [13:03] <VoxelHeadReplacement> you should
#3181 [13:03] <TheNytangel> I will
#3182 [13:03] <VoxelHeadReplacement> do it :P
#3183 [13:03] <Jellp> I just have the google and the reinstall
#3184 [13:03] <TheNytangel> When VoxelHead comes back
#3185 [13:03] <TheNytangel> VoxelHeadReplacement, ??< index
#3186 [13:03] <Jellp> We spam him commands?
#3187 [13:03] <VoxelHeadReplacement> detect if Voxel is here :P
#3188 [13:03] <VoxelHeadReplacement> http://faq.xales.info/
#3189 [13:04] <Jellp> ??< troll?
#3190 [13:04] <Jellp> :D
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#3193 [13:04] <TheNytangel> Yeah, on *:JOIN:#minecrafthelp: { if ($nick === VoxelHead) { part #minecrafthelp } }
#3194 [13:04] <VoxelHeadReplacement> No such entry: troll?
#3195 [13:04] <Jellp> err.
#3196 [13:04] <VoxelHeadReplacement> no
#3197 [13:04] <zucchini> here goes nothing
#3198 [13:04] <Jellp> ??< troll
#3199 [13:04] <Jellp> :D
#3200 [13:04] <TheNytangel> And then I will add the disconnecting and parting of voxel :D
#3201 [13:04] <VoxelHeadReplacement> TheNytangel: on *:JOIN:#minecrafthelp: { if ($nick === VoxelHead) { self.shutTheFuckUp = true } }
#3202 [13:05] <TheNytangel> Or
#3203 [13:05] <Jellp> VoxelHeadReplacement; Hehe, lol
#3204 [13:05] <VoxelHeadReplacement> so when voxel dies, you can replace him
#3205 [13:05] <TheNytangel> Make a..
#3206 [13:05] <TheNytangel> Variable :D
#3207 [13:05] <TheNytangel> on *:JOIN:#minecrafthelp: { if ($nick === VoxelHead) { set %replacement false }
#3208 [13:06] <TheNytangel> And: if (%replacement === true) { do whatever they say }
#3209 [13:06] <TheNytangel> It'll be easy :D
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#3211 [13:06] <Jellp> on *:JOIN:#minecrafthelp: { if ($nick === VoxelHead) { set %Happyfaic false }
#3212 [13:06] <TheNytangel> And when Voxel leaves, NanoAce will be like "Voxel mode activated"
#3213 [13:07] <AG_Eddie> What kind of code is that?
#3214 [13:07] <TheNytangel> mIRC?
#3215 [13:07] <AG_Eddie> D:
#3216 [13:07] <VoxelHeadReplacement> your bot is a mIRC bot?
#3217 [13:07] <TheNytangel> Dur
#3218 [13:07] <TheNytangel> It's the easiest to make :D
#3219 [13:07] <VoxelHeadReplacement> #python, #twisted
#3220 [13:07] <VoxelHeadReplacement> end
#3221 [13:08] <Jellp> Derp
#3222 [13:08] <TheNytangel> ?
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#3224 [13:10] <TheNytangel> if ($1 == ??>) { msg #minecrafthelp $2 $+ : (win/resint/bat) You may need to bla bla bla }
#3225 [13:10] <TheNytangel> :)
#3226 [13:10] <Jellp> You may need to troll
#3227 [13:10] <Jellp> :D
#3228 [13:11] <Jellp> Workin on mah server.
#3229 [13:11] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3230 [13:11] <Jellp> YUSSS
#3231 [13:11] <Jellp> WOOHOO
#3232 [13:11] <Jellp> YEAH!
#3233 [13:11] <Jellp> VOXEEEH
#3234 [13:12] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#3235 [13:12] <Jellp> ??> index
#3236 [13:12] <Jellp> :3
#3237 [13:12] <TheNytangel> Erm
#3238 [13:12] <TheNytangel> ??> TheNytangel index
#3239 [13:12] <Jellp> ...
#3240 [13:12] <Jellp> ??> google
#3241 [13:12] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, seriously!
#3242 [13:12] <Jellp> thmmm
#3243 [13:13] <VoxelHead> TheNytangel: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3244 [13:13] <VoxelHeadReplacement> Jellp: http://google.com
#3245 [13:13] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#3246 [13:13] <VoxelHeadReplacement> ohey, our handsome's back!
#3247 [13:13] <TheNytangel> Lag much?
#3248 [13:13] <TheNytangel> Ok
#3249 [13:13] <TheNytangel> Who wants to help me? :)
#3250 [13:14] <TheNytangel> As in.. do VoxelHead's commands 1 at a time so I can copy and paste them :P
#3251 [13:14] * Jellp spams all the commands
#3251 [13:15] <Jellp> :D
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#3254 [13:15] <TheNytangel> Jellp, like 1 every 1 or 2 minutes
#3255 [13:15] <TheNytangel> Jellp, in order
#3256 [13:15] <Jellp> :(
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#3258 [13:15] <TheNytangel> ??> Jellp index
#3259 [13:15] <Jellp> I dunno them, to be honest
#3260 [13:15] <VoxelHead> Jellp: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3261 [13:15] <TheNytangel> :)
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#3263 [13:15] <TheNytangel> ??< !
#3264 [13:15] <mib_gl7a0o> Hello
#3265 [13:16] <Jellp> Wait, THAT WHOLE LIST?!
#3266 [13:16] <TheNytangel> Yeah
#3267 [13:16] <Jellp> FUUUUUUUUU
#3268 [13:16] <TheNytangel> :P
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#3270 [13:16] * Jellp died
#3270 [13:16] <Jellp> :P
#3271 [13:17] <mib_gl7a0o> Got a problem here, my minecraft jar is bugged as command prompt when i tryed to make the bukkit server to work and i didnt knew i had to make an bat file, i cant switch i back to jar file in default programs so i need help here
#3272 [13:17] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_gl7a0o mods
#3273 [13:17] <VoxelHead> mib_gl7a0o: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3274 [13:17] <Jellp> Sec, lemme get command
#3275 [13:17] <VoxelHead> mib_gl7a0o: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3277 [13:18] <TheNytangel> Jellp, join that channel
#3278 [13:18] <cfdpipeman> does anyone know where the creeper explosion sound is stored?
#3279 [13:18] <Jellp> Wich one?
#3280 [13:18] <Jellp> In there
#3281 [13:18] <mib_gl7a0o> What you mean with mods
#3282 [13:19] <Jellp> mib_gl7a0o - OS?
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#3284 [13:20] <mib_m96s4s> Ehm like i said this is every jar file at my computer saved as command prompt
#3285 [13:20] <mib_m96s4s> so i need help to switch it back, or else i cant make my server
#3286 [13:20] <Jellp> Its all saved as a Bat?
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#3288 [13:21] <mib_m96s4s> no command prompt
#3289 [13:21] <Jellp> Right click on 1 of those.
#3290 [13:21] <mib_m96s4s> i heard from a friend running a big server
#3291 [13:21] <Jellp> Run as.
#3292 [13:21] <Jellp> Java platform.
#3293 [13:21] <mib_m96s4s> sorry dude tried everything
#3294 [13:21] <mib_m96s4s> like u said
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#3296 [13:22] <mib_m96s4s> control panel, default programs and tried there
#3297 [13:22] <mib_m96s4s> nothing works
#3298 [13:22] <mib_m96s4s> so im trying to get pro help
#3299 [13:22] <DCore1> need som help with minecraft
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#3301 [13:23] <Jellp> I'm a bit busy here. And im not someone hired to help too. 0.o
#3302 [13:23] <quaddle> guys i installed MCEdit and now I cant play MInecraft - help
#3303 [13:23] <Jellp> So i dont know how to fix it
#3304 [13:23] * mib_5j1l3b [mib_5j1l3b@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3305 [13:23] <mib_m96s4s> Hm
#3306 [13:23] <mib_m96s4s> no OPs online either
#3307 [13:24] <Jellp> quaddle, sure u had Minecraft off when you ran MCedit?
#3308 [13:24] <JohnEBH> Hmmm
#3309 [13:24] <quaddle> not sure mate, boy plays it and he installed it - probably not
#3310 [13:24] <quaddle> is that a killer
#3311 [13:24] <Jellp> Okay, you probearly have to reinstall, OS?
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#3313 [13:24] <DCore1> i can't get into minecraft. i only get to the Mojang screen
#3314 [13:25] <quaddle> OS, remind me please
#3315 [13:25] <Jellp> Operating system? Windows etc
#3316 [13:25] <JohnEBH> ??> DCore1 win/reinst/bat
#3317 [13:25] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3318 [13:25] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3319 [13:25] <quaddle> no way, reinstall the whole os
#3320 [13:25] <Jellp> Nono
#3321 [13:25] <quaddle> LOL
#3322 [13:25] <Jellp> Just wanted to know what ur running
#3323 [13:25] <Jellp> >_>
#3324 [13:25] <Jellp> It is reinstalling Minecraft
#3325 [13:26] <quaddle> SORRY MATE, WINDOWES T 32 BIT
#3326 [13:26] <JohnEBH> lol MAybe saying what OS are you running would've been clearer
#3327 [13:26] <quaddle> 7
#3328 [13:26] <Jellp> Okay.
#3329 [13:26] <DCore1> ummm i godt mac.
#3330 [13:26] <quaddle> LOL - THINK THIS IS A COMMON THING
#3331 [13:26] <JohnEBH> ??> DCore1 mac/reinst
#3332 [13:26] <quaddle> no windows 7
#3333 [13:26] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3334 [13:26] <VoxelHead> DCore1: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3335 [13:26] <DCore1> laptop mac
#3336 [13:26] <JohnEBH> ??> quaddle win/reinst/bat
#3337 [13:26] <VoxelHead> quaddle: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3338 [13:26] <VoxelHead> quaddle: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3339 [13:26] <JohnEBH> Just reinstall
#3340 [13:26] <Jellp> Whoa, John, ur fast!
#3341 [13:27] <JohnEBH> Should fix things...
#3342 [13:27] <quaddle> cheers voxell
#3343 [13:28] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#3344 [13:28] <Jellp> Voxel is a bot. :P
#3345 [13:28] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3346 [13:28] <Jellp> 0.0
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#3348 [13:28] <DCore1> dosent do a thing
#3349 [13:29] <Jellp> DCore1, just run Minecraft after that
#3350 [13:29] <quaddle> Voxel - your a good man - all sorted cheers mate
#3351 [13:29] <DCore1> yes i did that and still Mojang screen
#3352 [13:30] <JohnEBH> ??> dc
#3353 [13:31] <JohnEBH> DCore1, I guess try reinstalling java...
#3354 [13:32] <DCore1> did that
#3355 [13:32] <mib_m96s4s> Voxelhead need help here with the minecraft file
#3356 [13:32] <mib_m96s4s> its stuck as command prompt
#3357 [13:33] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
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#3359 [13:33] * JohnEBH pokes VoxelHead
#3359 [13:33] <sockmister> Hello
#3360 [13:33] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#3361 [13:33] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_m96s4s bot
#3362 [13:33] <sockmister> I have problem about server. At console says: [WARNING] Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?
#3363 [13:33] <mib_m96s4s> oh
#3364 [13:33] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH index
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#3366 [13:33] <JohnEBH> Voxel died T.T
#3367 [13:34] <JohnEBH> sockmister, dxdiag please
#3368 [13:34] <sockmister> And this spams it. Thats terrible
#3369 [13:34] <JohnEBH> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#3370 [13:34] <JohnEBH> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#3371 [13:34] <JohnEBH> Hold up
#3372 [13:34] <sockmister> What? Im not using Windows. I have server machine
#3373 [13:34] <DCore1> ...
#3374 [13:34] <sockmister> It's CentOS
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#3376 [13:35] <DCore1> i still need som help with minecraft
#3377 [13:35] <JohnEBH> sockmister, Don't know much about CentOS >.<
#3378 [13:35] <JohnEBH> DCore1, I've run out of ideas
#3379 [13:35] <mib_jsqw81> i downloaded the game once and it got deleted so i tried to downlad it agin but it wont let me
#3380 [13:35] <DCore1> now it is black screen
#3381 [13:35] <mib_jsqw81> i need help
#3382 [13:35] <JohnEBH> !client
#3383 [13:36] <JohnEBH> DCore1, Update graphics drivers?
#3384 [13:36] <JohnEBH> mib_jsqw81, Is that what you're looking for? The launcher? ^^
#3385 [13:36] <DCore1> kay
#3386 [13:37] <mib_jsqw81> it said the registry refers to a nonexistent jav runtime enviroment installation or the runtime is currupted
#3387 [13:37] <DCore1> mmmh still nothing
#3388 [13:37] <JohnEBH> mib_jsqw81, Uh you need to reinstall java
#3389 [13:37] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_jsqw81 JavaRA
#3390 [13:37] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_jsqw81 win/javara
#3391 [13:37] <VoxelHead> mib_jsqw81: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3392 [13:37] <VoxelHead> mib_jsqw81: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3393 [13:37] <mib_jsqw81> i did it still wouldnt let me
#3394 [13:38] <JohnEBH> mib_jsqw81, Use the tool above to remove java
#3395 [13:38] <JohnEBH> mib_jsqw81, Then reinstall java using the following link
#3396 [13:38] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_jsqw81 getjava
#3397 [13:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jsqw81: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#3399 [13:38] <goldman> greyvulpine
#3400 [13:39] <goldman> dopeghoti
#3401 [13:39] <goldman> greybot
#3402 [13:40] <JohnEBH> goldman, What are you trying to do?
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#3404 [13:40] <DCore1> i can get in minecraft with " MinecraftLauncher.jar " bud then ther is no sound
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#3406 [13:41] <JohnEBH> DCore1, What've been using to play minecraft the entire time? -.-
#3407 [13:41] <JohnEBH> !client
#3408 [13:42] <mib_jsqw81> it is still saying the same thing
#3409 [13:42] <DCore1> i use the normal icon to minecraft. and then ther coms a black screen. wen i use MinecraftLauncher.jar ther is no sound
#3410 [13:43] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/hDJ6qo
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#3412 [13:43] <goldman> that is my problem
#3413 [13:44] <goldman> ?
#3414 [13:44] <Taninater> i bought minecraft a while ago and ive been playing it and the other day i tried to play but it said i havent bought it. How do i fix that?
#3415 [13:45] <goldman> i hope when the real minecraft comes out it fixes all this shit
#3416 [13:45] <DCore1> ??
#3417 [13:45] <goldman> calinuo
#3418 [13:45] <JohnEBH> goldman, Update your graphics drivers
#3419 [13:45] <goldman> i have ? it is update ?
#3420 [13:46] <goldman> that is when all the problems started happening when i updated
#3421 [13:46] <JohnEBH> goldman, Are you sure you've updated it to the latest version
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#3423 [13:46] <JohnEBH> goldman, Or if you updated it properly?
#3424 [13:46] <goldman> yea from the intel website
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#3427 [13:47] <JohnEBH> Taninater, Try playing @ minecraft.net
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#3429 [13:47] <goldman> im almost certain that i updated right
#3430 [13:47] <Taninater> i did try that and it still didnt work
#3431 [13:47] <DCore1> i use MinecraftLauncher.jar to get in minecraft and then ther is no sound
#3432 [13:47] <mib_56h677> tryed wat
#3433 [13:47] <HomelessMuffin> Hello, Everytime I try to connect to this server I play on, It says 'logging in' and then timed out. Any help?
#3434 [13:47] <goldman> lol dc at least u can play
#3435 [13:48] <DCore1> barely
#3436 [13:48] <Taninater> tryed playing in browser
#3437 [13:48] <Taninater> and that didnt work either
#3438 [13:48] <DCore1> it is so iritating to go all the way in to the file and then no sound
#3439 [13:49] <JohnEBH> ??> Taninater support
#3440 [13:49] <VoxelHead> Taninater: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3441 [13:49] <JohnEBH> Taninater, We can't fix account issues like that, you'll have to contact Mojang ^^
#3442 [13:49] <JohnEBH> HomelessMuffin, Server IP?
#3443 [13:49] <HomelessMuffin> boomcraft.net
#3444 [13:50] <JohnEBH> DCore1, Check that in options it's music volume is not 0% and same with your system sounds
#3445 [13:50] <DCore1> how can i get sound back in minecraft
#3446 [13:50] <JohnEBH> !check boomcraft.net
#3447 [13:50] <JohnEBH> HomelessMuffin, Are you on a wireless connection?
#3448 [13:50] <HomelessMuffin> No I am not, I am playing on my PC sir.
#3449 [13:50] <Taninater> whats mojang email
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#3451 [13:50] <JohnEBH> Taninater, They don't have one, you can only submit it through the link I sent
#3452 [13:50] <JohnEBH> ??> Taninater support
#3453 [13:51] <VoxelHead> Taninater: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3454 [13:51] <JohnEBH> HomelessMuffin, Has it worked in the past?
#3455 [13:51] <HomelessMuffin> Indeed. It was working last night also.
#3456 [13:51] <JohnEBH> HomelessMuffin, Could be just a temporary issue. In the meantime you can try restarting you're router, modem and/or your PC
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#3458 [13:52] <HomelessMuffin> Okay thankyou JohnEBH. That helped alot.
#3459 [13:53] <JohnEBH> HomelessMuffin, Np
#3460 [13:53] <mib_56h677> can any help me when i try to play minecraft on any server it says this an error occured while loading the applet pleas conntact support to resolve this issue fatle error occured (5): unable to validdate certificate chain chain differs to lengh
#3461 [13:54] <mib_56h677> hellow?
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#3463 [13:55] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_56h677 support
#3464 [13:55] <VoxelHead> mib_56h677: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3465 [13:55] <mib_56h677> clastic
#3466 [13:57] <DopeGhoti> TheNytangel: Uh, what?
#3467 [13:57] <DCore1> they are at max
#3468 [13:57] <mib_56h677> i plat clastic minecraft i am saving money for collage
#3469 [13:57] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, what?
#3470 [13:58] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, I'm setting up everything on NanoAce for when VoxelHead isn't here? :)
#3471 [13:58] <mib_56h677> oh wtf man!
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#3474 [13:59] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, if you don't want me to do it, I'll stop
#3475 [13:59] * lolololololol [lolololololol@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3476 [14:00] <DopeGhoti> I was ponging WRT this: 10:13 #minecrafthelp: < TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, seriously!
#3477 [14:00] <DopeGhoti> seriously what?
#3478 [14:00] <TheNytangel> Vox had lag
#3479 [14:01] <DCore1> the music volume is 100% and same with my system sounds
#3480 [14:01] <lolololololol> uhh i have problems with mt applet
#3481 [14:02] <lolololololol> my applet
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#3484 [14:04] <leaper> my minecraft account is not working. when i put in my username and passwors it just says logging in.... and i cant play the game. help me please
#3485 [14:04] <mib_wyv2fo> I just updated my antivirus and mow the minecraft launcher doesn't work anymore!!
#3486 [14:04] <Jellp> Leaper, Your username on Minecraft?
#3487 [14:04] <leaper> dude12499
#3488 [14:04] <AG_Scott> mib_wyv2fo: Try adding an exception in your antivirus.
#3489 [14:04] <AG_Scott> If that doesn't work, I would suggest you remove it and find something that doesn't break stuff.
#3490 [14:06] <Jellp> just a sec, dude12499
#3491 [14:06] <JohnEBH> !paid dude12499
#3492 [14:06] <leaper> ok
#3493 [14:06] <Jellp> Or leaper. :3
#3494 [14:06] <Jellp> Oh, nevermind
#3495 [14:06] <JohnEBH> leaper, Make sure firewall or antivirus isn't blocking minecraft or java
#3496 [14:06] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3497 [14:06] <leaper> i just checked nothing is blocking it
#3498 [14:07] <Jellp> Reinstall?
#3499 [14:07] <JohnEBH> leaper, Try playing @ minecraft.net
#3500 [14:08] <leaper> i did and it is just a white screen and nothing appears. :(
#3501 [14:08] <Jellp> Hmmm
#3502 [14:08] <JohnEBH> ??> leaper win/reinst/bat
#3503 [14:08] <JohnEBH> VOXEL STOP LAGGING T.T
#3504 [14:08] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3505 [14:08] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3506 [14:08] <Jellp> Were already makin a replacement
#3507 [14:08] <JohnEBH> There
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#3509 [14:08] <Jellp> :P
#3510 [14:08] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3511 [14:09] <leaper> what do i do?
#3512 [14:09] <TheNytangel> Ok, Jellp, ready?
#3513 [14:09] <findow> hello, i require help for my minecraft account
#3514 [14:09] <JohnEBH> Why is VoxelHead lagging?
#3515 [14:09] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3516 [14:09] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> DCore1: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3517 [14:09] <JohnEBH> Run that file ^^
#3518 [14:09] <Jellp> Of course!
#3519 [14:09] <Jellp> Im readeh.
#3520 [14:09] <leaper> this sucks! i want a refund
#3521 [14:09] <findow> can anyone help me?
#3522 [14:10] <leaper> can anyone help me?
#3523 [14:10] <tyteen4a03> VoxelHead died
#3524 [14:10] <Jellp> ??< ask
#3525 [14:10] <Jellp> I think i needed to do that one. >_>
#3526 [14:11] <Jellp> Stop laggin, vocel. >_>
#3527 [14:11] <Jellp> voxel*
#3528 [14:11] <JohnEBH> Leaper... I've already sent you instructions. Twice.
#3529 [14:11] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3530 [14:11] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3531 [14:11] <JohnEBH> ??> findow support
#3532 [14:11] <VoxelHead> findow: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3533 [14:11] <findow> i tried to buy the game, it said the transaction failed, i refreshed and it said thank you for purchasing. nothing was taken from my bank account but i am still not premium
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#3535 [14:13] <findow> how do i contact mojang directly?
#3536 [14:13] <JohnEBH> findow, Seriously? I just sent you the link to that
#3537 [14:14] * FPSLauren [FPSLauren@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3538 [14:14] <findow> no i tried that. can i email them?
#3539 [14:14] <JohnEBH> findow, Also bother to read the topic? "iWe are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues"
#3540 [14:14] <JohnEBH> findow, Also that's the only way to contact them
#3541 [14:15] <JohnEBH> ??> findow dont/bother
#3542 [14:15] <VoxelHead> findow: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3543 [14:15] <findow> cheers i will try something else
#3544 [14:15] <DCore1> im on a Mac
#3545 [14:18] <FPSLauren> Not sure if this is the right place to ask but my computer is getting older and minecraft is lagging. I heard that changing frame rate limit to on helps but I don't have frame rate limit for some reason?
#3546 [14:19] <JohnEBH> FPSLauren, dxdiag
#3547 [14:19] <JohnEBH> ??> FPSLauren win/dxdiag
#3548 [14:19] <VoxelHead> FPSLauren: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3549 [14:19] <VoxelHead> FPSLauren: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3554 [14:28] <nilly93> the browswer window shuts down every thime i try to play. what do i need to do to fix that?
#3555 [14:29] <mib_z5ovlu> hi i need serious help with this i played minecraft for a while and everything went smooth and my computer can run many onther games that is much heavier than minecraft but for some reason i get 1 FPS when i play minecraft on my server
#3556 [14:29] <nilly93> tim*
#3557 [14:29] <JohnEBH> nilly93, Is java installed?
#3558 [14:29] <mib_z5ovlu> it doesnt help to change the render distance to tiny or anything i just lag soo bad
#3559 [14:29] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_z5ovlu win/dcdiag
#3560 [14:29] <DopeGhoti> mib_z5ovlu: does this only happen online?
#3561 [14:29] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_z5ovlu win/dxdiag
#3562 [14:29] <nilly93> yea it its. I need it for Runescape, which still runs fine..
#3563 [14:29] * Iamveryepic [Iamveryepic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3564 [14:29] <VoxelHead> mib_z5ovlu: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3565 [14:29] <VoxelHead> mib_z5ovlu: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3568 [14:30] <JohnEBH> nilly93, Have you tried using the launcher?
#3569 [14:30] <JohnEBH> !client
#3570 [14:30] <whidgle> oky so i downloaded it but it wont let me play it
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#3572 [14:31] <JohnEBH> whidgle, Black screen?
#3573 [14:31] <nilly93> yea i've tried that too and it says that it cant connect to minecraft
#3574 [14:31] <JohnEBH> nilly93, Check your firewall and antivirus if they're blocking minecraft or java
#3575 [14:32] <JohnEBH> nilly93, Make sure you're using the latest version of java and not java 7.
#3576 [14:32] <nilly93> aight
#3577 [14:32] <mib_z5ovlu> http://pastebin.com/4VVq81GB
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#3579 [14:34] <amphibulus> hi im the same guy
#3580 [14:34] <amphibulus> that sendt the pastebin link
#3581 [14:34] <amphibulus> i got disconnected
#3582 [14:35] <amphibulus> http://pastebin.com/4VVq81GB
#3583 [14:35] <JohnEBH> mib_z5ovlu, Are you running minecraft alone? Or do you have other things open in the background?
#3584 [14:35] <JohnEBH> amphibulus, ^^ I guess that's for you.
#3585 [14:36] <amphibulus> its just as laggy if i run anything in the background or not
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#3588 [14:36] <JohnEBH> amphibulus, Try installing optifog
#3589 [14:37] <amphibulus> ok
#3590 [14:37] <amphibulus> ok
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#3592 [14:38] <quibbit> i bought a gift code and its been 3 days and i still havent got it
#3593 [14:38] <JohnEBH> ??> quibbit support
#3594 [14:38] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3595 [14:38] <JohnEBH> Taken from the topic: "We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues"
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#3597 [14:43] <Chaos234> anybody from stuff of MC online? Prefered language is german because I've any questions for MC
#3598 [14:43] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3599 [14:43] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3600 [14:43] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3601 [14:44] <JohnEBH> There are 170 other users on this channel.
#3602 [14:44] <TheNytangel> help
#3603 [14:44] <VoxelHead> Look, TheNytangel, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3604 [14:44] <JohnEBH> LOL
#3605 [14:44] <TheNytangel> :)
#3606 [14:45] <Chaos234> I want to setup an MC-Server but I don't know, which preference the must have.
#3607 [14:45] <Chaos234> *the Server
#3608 [14:46] <JohnEBH> !sefver
#3609 [14:46] <JohnEBH> !server
#3610 [14:46] <DopeGhoti> ??> Chaos234 smp/serversetup
#3611 [14:46] <VoxelHead> Chaos234: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3612 [14:46] <VoxelHead> Chaos234: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#3614 [14:47] <peeves> i still lag it didnt help :(
#3615 [14:47] <Chaos234> No JAR - that needs to much resources
#3616 [14:48] <JohnEBH> ?
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#3618 [14:48] <Chaos234> Many JAR-Application which I've use more as 50% of resources from the Server
#3619 [14:48] <peeves> im amphibuis im losing connection all the time
#3620 [14:49] <JohnEBH> Chaos234, Well, minecraft is demanding?
#3621 [14:49] <kermie> hello everyone! I've been trying to download and run minecraft, but it says bad video card drivers, we wiped this pc tower, and put windows seven on it just so we could run minecraft, or use it as a server, we've also tried to update the drivers online with no success... we're at our wits end... :(
#3622 [14:49] <JohnEBH> peeves, Not sure if your PC can handle minecraft >.>"
#3623 [14:50] <JohnEBH> ??> kermie win/dxdiag
#3624 [14:50] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3625 [14:50] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3626 [14:50] <Chaos234> nice bot :D
#3627 [14:50] <kermie> alright, I'll give it a try now, thanks!
#3628 [14:51] <Chaos234> Yes it is demanding - two server how I've try to setup a MC where chrased instantly.
#3629 [14:52] * mib_gz3t5x [mib_gz3t5x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3630 [14:52] <JohnEBH> Chaos234, How much RAM?
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#3633 [14:53] <Chaos234> server 1 is for testing MC and have 2 GB installed - the Public server (secound) have 8 GB installed
#3634 [14:53] <jasper> i loose connection all the time !!!
#3635 [14:53] <jasper> im peeves
#3636 [14:53] <jasper> or i was peeves
#3637 [14:53] <jasper> and i was aphobous
#3638 [14:53] <Guest48657> wow and now im some random name
#3639 [14:54] <JohnEBH> Chaos234, Odd
#3640 [14:54] <kermie> sorry for the lack of tech savvyness, but what is the IRC channel?
#3641 [14:54] <Chaos234> over 50 GB
#3642 [14:54] <JohnEBH> kermie, You're in one
#3643 [14:54] <Chaos234> OS is Debian Lenny
#3644 [14:54] <kermie> so past the link here, in the dailogue box?
#3645 [14:55] <JohnEBH> Yeah.
#3646 [14:55] <kermie> http://pastebin.com/r7z7Mf31
#3647 [14:55] <kermie> done
#3648 [14:56] <Chaos234> lo kermie
#3649 [14:56] <Chaos234> *lol
#3650 [14:56] <Chaos234> sorry - but if I see Your RAM value ...
#3651 [14:56] <Chaos234> How old is Your PC?
#3652 [14:57] <kermie> realitivly, 5 years I suppose? is that to old to even run a server if not the game?
#3653 [14:57] <JohnEBH> Chaos234, hm... 2gn?
#3654 [14:57] * |Kiichan| calls LAPTOP
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#3655 [14:57] <JohnEBH> Chaos234, 2GB RAM is fine...
#3656 [14:57] <JohnEBH> The real question is. Why 64Bit OS with 2GB RAM...
#3657 [14:58] <kermie> didn't have another OS cd package, if there's one that would work better I'd be happy to try it
#3658 [14:58] <kermie> but all I've got is windows 7 cds
#3659 [14:58] <Tyler> every time i open minecraft it says bad video card drivers what do i do
#3660 [14:58] <kermie> I have the same probablem, currently being helped
#3661 [14:58] <Chaos234> I don't know if it's allowed, but I can help You to become a better PC if You want. Because 5 Years is very old technology.
#3662 [14:59] <JohnEBH> ??> Tyler win/dxdiag
#3663 [14:59] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3664 [14:59] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3667 [14:59] <ninjabox> hey guys
#3668 [14:59] <kermie> sure, if it would work, thank you
#3669 [14:59] <claude> hey i need help
#3670 [14:59] <JohnEBH> kermie, https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_vista32-64_dd_ccc.exe
#3671 [14:59] <JohnEBH> kermie, Use those.
#3672 [14:59] <JohnEBH> help
#3673 [14:59] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3674 [14:59] <Tyler> wow too much
#3675 [14:59] <VoxelHead> Look, JohnEBH, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3676 [14:59] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3677 [14:59] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3678 [14:59] <ninjabox> I haven't run my server since some point well into alpha stage --> Will my world file still most likely work properly with the latest version?
#3679 [15:00] <JohnEBH> ninjabox, Lol No idea, make a back up of it then try
#3680 [15:00] <Guest84679> i frogot my acount username and password and email so how can i get it back!
#3681 [15:00] <xbox650> the downloaded version of minecraft dose not work not my computer.. it will start up, I'll log in, push play, than the screen goes black and disappears. It would be nice for some help.
#3682 [15:00] <JohnEBH> ??> Guest84679 support
#3683 [15:00] <VoxelHead> Guest84679: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3684 [15:00] <kermie> hmmm.... says unauthorized download... :(
#3685 [15:00] <Guest84679> i did it was no help
#3686 [15:00] <kermie> ok
#3687 [15:00] <JohnEBH> kermie, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx Scroll down for download links
#3688 [15:01] <ninjabox> I will cry if my world file doesn't work! cry I say!
#3689 [15:01] <kermie> did this work
#3690 [15:01] <JohnEBH> Guest84679, Well if you read the title (Which you're obviously supposed to...) "We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues"
#3691 [15:01] <kermie> ..
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#3694 [15:02] <kermie> how do you whisper, again sorry for the dumb question
#3695 [15:02] <JohnEBH> Guest84679, Also read up >.> http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3696 [15:02] <JohnEBH> kermie, /msg (Username)
#3697 [15:02] <kermie> thank you
#3698 [15:02] <JohnEBH> Then you're msg ...
#3699 [15:02] <JohnEBH> Your*
#3700 [15:02] <JohnEBH> Omg...
#3701 [15:02] <Chaos234> Well John, but why don't work my MC-Server - I've my own Bussines with Server and this is the first time for me how my knowledge is on the end
#3702 [15:03] <ninjabox> hm
#3703 [15:03] <JohnEBH> I'm not experienced with any linux distros, but it could be a failed java installation. Reinstall java?
#3704 [15:03] <xbox650> the downloaded version of minecraft dose not work not my computer.. it will start up, I'll log in, push play, than the screen goes black and disappears. It would be nice for some help.sorry for doing it twice
#3705 [15:03] <JohnEBH> ??> xbox650 win/reinst/bat
#3706 [15:03] <VoxelHead> xbox650: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3707 [15:03] <VoxelHead> xbox650: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3708 [15:04] <xbox650> ill try
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#3711 [15:09] <Jackson413> when is minecraft for the iOS released?
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#3715 [15:10] <Prebuiltslicer> hello?
#3716 [15:10] <VoxelHead> Look, Prebuiltslicer, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3717 [15:10] <Prebuiltslicer> ????
#3718 [15:10] <Jellp> Sorry, thats a bot. :P
#3719 [15:10] <Prebuiltslicer> i just got here?
#3720 [15:10] <Prebuiltslicer> umm... ok
#3721 [15:11] <xbox650> nope. still the same it goes black than (Pufff) it disappears.
#3722 [15:11] <Jellp> You got an question?
#3723 [15:11] <Prebuiltslicer> i was wondering y other people cant connect to my server?
#3724 [15:11] <xbox650> me?
#3725 [15:12] <JohnEBH> Jackson413, Lul You're funny
#3726 [15:12] <Prebuiltslicer> and how to set up a economy on my server?
#3727 [15:12] <JohnEBH> Prebuiltslicer, Try #bukkit >.>"
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#3729 [15:12] <oldtopman> Prebuiltslicer: What is the IP of your server?
#3730 [15:12] <Prebuiltslicer> bukki>?
#3731 [15:12] <Prebuiltslicer> the IPS is..
#3732 [15:12] <Prebuiltslicer> 50.48.61.50
#3733 [15:13] <oldtopman> !check 50.48.61.50
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#3735 [15:13] <Prebuiltslicer> i did
#3736 [15:13] <Prebuiltslicer> i wrote iy down
#3737 [15:13] <oldtopman> Prebuiltslicer: Your port forwarding is fail. For economy help type in "/join #bukkit"
#3738 [15:13] <Prebuiltslicer> ok
#3739 [15:13] <Tyler> what are video card drivers
#3740 [15:13] <Prebuiltslicer> whats port forwarding?
#3741 [15:14] <JohnEBH> Tyler, I did ask for a dxdiag, but all you did was leave
#3742 [15:14] <JohnEBH> ??> Tyler dont/bother
#3743 [15:14] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3744 [15:14] <Prebuiltslicer> and how do i link a website to my server cuz i was gonna do that soon :)
#3745 [15:14] <zucchini> hey i accidentally deleted minecraft.net now i can't play minecraft anymore because it says it can't connect to minecraft.net but i don't know how to reinstall it
#3746 [15:14] <Tyler> i know i was following directions but i had to quit
#3747 [15:14] <Prebuiltslicer> well i G2G
#3748 [15:14] <Prebuiltslicer> BYE :)
#3749 [15:15] <JohnEBH> ??>> Tyler win/dxdiag
#3750 [15:16] <JohnEBH> zucchini, Try playing from minecraft.net
#3751 [15:16] <Tyler> i was following someone else' directions
#3752 [15:17] <Tyler> still says that
#3753 [15:17] * xDrWeirdx [xDrWeirdx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3754 [15:18] <Tyler> the video card drivers need to be updated
#3755 [15:18] <xDrWeirdx> Hi Guis, have a real problem.
#3756 [15:18] <zucchini> thx that worked :D
#3757 [15:18] <JohnEBH> Tyler, That won't fix your problems, that will help me find you a fix for your problem.
#3758 [15:19] * JohnEBH face palm
#3758 [15:19] <Tyler> say what?
#3759 [15:19] <xDrWeirdx> I bought minecraft, then I could dowload it, but now I cant play it, and it looks like I haven't bought it!!
#3760 [15:19] <Tyler> oh the www.pastebin.com thing
#3761 [15:19] <JohnEBH> xDrWeirdx, Username please
#3762 [15:20] * Tucnatko [Tucnatko@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3763 [15:21] <xDrWeirdx> Tyler??
#3764 [15:21] <Tyler> www.pastebin.com didnt work
#3765 [15:21] <xDrWeirdx> You're writing something
#3766 [15:21] <JohnEBH> Tyler, then try a different paste service
#3767 [15:21] <Tyler> like what
#3768 [15:21] <xDrWeirdx> [b] can anybody help me!!![/b]
#3769 [15:22] <JohnEBH> Tyler, google it
#3770 [15:22] <JohnEBH> ??> Tyler google
#3771 [15:22] <xDrWeirdx> o_O
#3772 [15:22] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#3773 [15:22] <JohnEBH> xDrWeirdx, 2nd time asking this... Username please
#3774 [15:22] <Tucnatko> Is there someone from Minecraft team? I have problem with my premium.
#3775 [15:23] <Tyler> all right what do i search
#3776 [15:23] <JohnEBH> ??> Tucnatko support
#3777 [15:23] <VoxelHead> Tucnatko: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3778 [15:23] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Try pastebin alternative
#3779 [15:23] <Tyler> k bye
#3780 [15:23] <Tyler> ill come back later
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#3783 [15:24] <Hippa> Hiya
#3784 [15:24] <ps0ke> hi there
#3785 [15:24] * mib_qdrwd0 [mib_qdrwd0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3786 [15:24] <Tucnatko> Yes, but there isn't form for my problem...
#3787 [15:24] <ps0ke> I've gote a problem
#3788 [15:25] <Hippa> Can anyone help me with my Minecraft crashing?
#3789 [15:25] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3790 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3791 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3792 [15:25] <JohnEBH> ??> Hippa win/reinst/bat
#3793 [15:25] <VoxelHead> Hippa: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3794 [15:25] <VoxelHead> Hippa: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3795 [15:25] <JohnEBH> Tucnatko, Well choose one option that sounds similar or are somewhat related to your problem.
#3796 [15:26] <JohnEBH> Tucnatko, They'll read it anyways >.>"
#3797 [15:26] <xDrWeirdx> Hello?
#3798 [15:26] <VoxelHead> Look, xDrWeirdx, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#3799 [15:26] <Tucnatko> ok i try it, thanks
#3800 [15:26] <Hippa> Okay, so my Main world crashes everytime I load it up, I have a few mods installed, but they have all been working together, I went to open a chest, and then my problems started.
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#3802 [15:27] <keret> hello
#3803 [15:27] <JohnEBH> xDrWeirdx, Last time I'm asking this Username please
#3804 [15:28] <keret> i have a problem
#3805 [15:28] <keret> my minecraft crashed
#3806 [15:28] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3807 [15:28] <xDrWeirdx> The name is Crazy_eX JohnEBH
#3808 [15:28] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3809 [15:28] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3810 [15:28] <JohnEBH> !paid Crazy_eX
#3811 [15:28] <xbox650> fail still the same! it goes black than (Pufff) it disappears. i tryed the (win/reinst/bat) but nope. remember, i need help with the downloadable version.
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#3813 [15:28] <JohnEBH> xDrWeirdx, Take this up with support
#3814 [15:28] <JohnEBH> ??> xDrWeirdx support
#3815 [15:28] <VoxelHead> xDrWeirdx: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3816 [15:28] <keret> hello people
#3817 [15:28] <JohnEBH> ??> keret win/reinst/bat
#3818 [15:28] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3819 [15:28] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3820 [15:29] <Hippa> Anyone?
#3821 [15:29] <Ren`> It's been way too long since I've been on IRC.. Whenever anyone is free, need to ask about an installation issue.
#3822 [15:29] <JohnEBH> Hippa, You're responsible for backing up your worlds, especially when playing with mods.
#3823 [15:29] <xDrWeirdx> Thaks JohnEBH
#3824 [15:29] <JohnEBH> Ren`, Just ask it >.>"
#3825 [15:29] <xDrWeirdx> BB
#3826 [15:29] <Hippa> It isn't a mod thing.
#3827 [15:29] <Ren`> Ha. Fair enough. Anyone familiar with BuildCraft?
#3828 [15:29] <JohnEBH> Ren`, is that a mod? XD
#3829 [15:29] <Hippa> I haven't added any mods in over a week, and everything has been working.
#3830 [15:29] * Ren` facepalms
#3830 [15:29] <Ren`> Yes.
#3831 [15:29] <Ren`> It's a mod.
#3832 [15:29] <JohnEBH> ?? mods
#3833 [15:30] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3834 [15:30] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3835 [15:30] <JohnEBH> ^.^"
#3836 [15:30] <Hippa> Okay, so is there anything I can do?
#3837 [15:30] <Ren`> LOL The word mods a bot trigger?
#3838 [15:30] <xbox650> fail still the same! it goes black than (Pufff) it disappears. i tryed the (win/reinst/bat) but nope. remember, i need help with the downloadable version.
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#3841 [15:31] <AG_Scott> Ren` mod support isn't provided here. we will only tell you how to reinstall minecraft to remove all mods and such
#3842 [15:31] <Hippa> So you can only tell me what I already know?
#3843 [15:31] <AG_Scott> Mhm.
#3844 [15:32] <xbox650> anyone? look at my question?
#3845 [15:32] <Hippa> But my other worlds all work fine, with the same mods on, so why is it the one world that causes crashing?
#3846 [15:32] <DopeGhoti> ??> xbox650 win/profile
#3847 [15:32] <VoxelHead> xbox650: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3848 [15:32] <Ren`> AG_Scott: Thanks, but that much I'm well familiar with. I've already taken the other advice and gone elsewhere.
#3849 [15:32] <VoxelHead> xbox650: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
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#3851 [15:32] <AG_Scott> Ok then! :)
#3852 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> Hippa: if all of your worlds but for one are working, that is pretty strong evidence that that partucular world has been corrupted.
#3853 [15:33] <xbox650> ok ill try!
#3854 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> you could try this:
#3855 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> ??> Hippa nullsave
#3856 [15:33] <VoxelHead> Hippa: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#3857 [15:33] <VoxelHead> Hippa: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#3858 [15:33] <DopeGhoti> (if you haven't already)
#3859 [15:33] <Hippa> I have not tried that yet
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#3861 [15:34] <Hippa> Will do that remove any added mod things?
#3862 [15:34] <Tyler> im back
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#3864 [15:34] <Tyler> nothing worked
#3865 [15:34] <xbox650> how do i make a new user profile for my computer?
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#3868 [15:36] <ps0ke> Ok my question is on pastie: http://pastie.org/2310621
#3869 [15:38] <Kealper> ps0ke: have you tried reinstalling the game?
#3870 [15:39] <ps0ke> I forced an update
#3871 [15:39] <ps0ke> but i can try to reinstall
#3872 [15:39] <Hippa> If I use MCedit, will it remove any objects that there existence depends on the mod?
#3873 [15:39] <Kealper> ps0ke: delete everything but the saves folder out of the Minecraft folder
#3874 [15:40] <Kealper> Hippa: i don't believe so
#3875 [15:40] <Kealper> D:
#3876 [15:41] <Hippa> Okay cool
#3877 [15:41] <TheNytangel> Kealper, I'm working on a backup bot as we speak :D
#3878 [15:41] <Jellp> We just need Voxelhead to be on.
#3879 [15:41] <Jellp> x3
#3880 [15:41] <TheNytangel> LOl
#3881 [15:41] <Kealper> iirc WugBot already has that stuff
#3882 [15:41] <TheNytangel> Lol*
#3883 [15:41] <TheNytangel> Too gad
#3884 [15:41] <TheNytangel> Bad*
#3885 [15:42] <TheNytangel> ;win/reinst
#3886 [15:42] <Kealper> ;bots
#3887 [15:42] <TheNytangel> ;bots
#3888 [15:42] <TheNytangel> -_-
#3889 [15:42] <Jellp> ;troll
#3890 [15:42] <Kealper> or not?.....forgot the syntax
#3891 [15:42] <Jellp> :D
#3892 [15:42] <TheNytangel> My syntax is just like VoxelHead :D
#3893 [15:43] <Kealper> you'd have to take it up with Grey as to whether or not he wants it in here
#3894 [15:43] <JohnEBH> !help
#3895 [15:43] <JohnEBH> ;help
#3896 [15:43] <JohnEBH> Wug bot works
#3897 [15:43] <TheNytangel> ;help
#3898 [15:43] <JohnEBH> ^^
#3899 [15:43] <TheNytangel> ;gtfo
#3900 [15:43] <JohnEBH> -.-
#3901 [15:43] <TheNytangel> Wug, gtfo
#3902 [15:43] <Jellp> stfd
#3903 [15:44] <TheNytangel> WugBot, gtfo
#3904 [15:44] <Jellp> Shut the front door. :P
#3905 [15:44] <Wug> vox died?
#3906 [15:44] <TheNytangel> Go to health class
#3907 [15:44] <Kealper> Wug: again
#3908 [15:44] <JohnEBH> Again
#3909 [15:44] <Wug> use ;help factoid
#3910 [15:44] <TheNytangel> Again..
#3911 [15:44] <TheNytangel> ;help factoid
#3912 [15:44] <Wug> ;command factoid 0
#3913 [15:44] <WugBot> Command factoid has been given userlevel requirement 0.
#3914 [15:44] <Wug> uhh wait
#3915 [15:44] <JohnEBH> ;help factoid
#3916 [15:44] <Wug> ;command factoid 2
#3917 [15:44] <WugBot> Command factoid has been given userlevel requirement 2.
#3918 [15:44] <Wug> ;command + 0
#3919 [15:44] <WugBot> Command + has been given userlevel requirement 0.
#3920 [15:44] <Wug> ;command - 0
#3921 [15:44] <WugBot> Command - has been given userlevel requirement 0.
#3922 [15:45] <Wug> ;command ~ 0
#3923 [15:45] <WugBot> Command ~ has been given userlevel requirement 0.
#3924 [15:45] <Hippa> I have downloaded MCEdit, what do I do now....
#3925 [15:45] <Wug> dont break anything
#3926 [15:45] <Jellp> Build
#3927 [15:45] <TheNytangel> ;command + 10
#3928 [15:45] <TheNytangel> :D
#3929 [15:45] <Hippa> To try to fix my world*
#3930 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Hippa, Open up your corrupt saves level.dat and save it again
#3931 [15:45] <TheNytangel> ;command factoid 10
#3932 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Hippa, Hopefully it fixes it
#3933 [15:45] <Wug> ;+ VoxelHead Vox is dead again :(
#3934 [15:45] <WugBot> Done.
#3935 [15:45] <JohnEBH> ??> Hippa nullsave
#3936 [15:45] <TheNytangel> ;VoxelHead
#3937 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Right
#3938 [15:46] <JohnEBH> Voxel ain't here..
#3939 [15:46] <Wug> : to use factoids
#3940 [15:46] <TheNytangel> :VoxelHead
#3941 [15:46] <WugBot> voxelhead: Vox is dead again :(
#3942 [15:46] <Wug> commands use ;
#3943 [15:46] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> Hippa: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#3944 [15:46] <JohnEBH> <VoxelHead> Hippa: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#3945 [15:46] <TheNytangel> :win/reinst
#3946 [15:46] <TheNytangel> -_-
#3947 [15:46] <Wug> define it with ;+
#3948 [15:46] <TheNytangel> ;+ win/reinst
#3949 [15:46] <WugBot> Done.
#3950 [15:46] <JohnEBH> ;+win/reinst
#3951 [15:46] <TheNytangel> :o
#3952 [15:46] <JohnEBH> ;win/reinst
#3953 [15:46] <TheNytangel> ;+win/reinst You may need to reinstall the locally owned files
#3954 [15:47] <Jellp> All it says is done? :P
#3955 [15:47] <TheNytangel> ;+ win/reinst You may need to reinstall the locally owned files
#3956 [15:47] <WugBot> That factoid already exists.
#3957 [15:47] <Wug> ;+ <factoid> <data>
#3958 [15:47] <WugBot> Done.
#3959 [15:47] <TheNytangel> >:o
#3960 [15:47] <TheNytangel> FU
#3961 [15:47] <Jellp> > :O
#3962 [15:47] <Wug> use ;~ to change a factoid and ;- to delete one
#3963 [15:47] <Jellp> >: O*
#3964 [15:47] <TheNytangel> ;~ win/reinst You may need to reinstall the locally owned files
#3965 [15:47] <WugBot> Done.
#3966 [15:47] <JohnEBH> ;+ JohnEBH Is JohnEBH
#3967 [15:47] <WugBot> Done.
#3968 [15:47] <TheNytangel> :win/reinst
#3969 [15:47] <WugBot> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally owned files
#3970 [15:47] <JohnEBH> :JohnEBH
#3971 [15:47] <WugBot> johnebh: Is JohnEBH
#3972 [15:47] <Wug> I have to go to work. see you all in 5 hours
#3973 [15:47] <JohnEBH> ;- JohnEBH
#3974 [15:47] <WugBot> Done.
#3975 [15:47] <TheNytangel> Ok.. To do so, push the Win + R key and type in %appdata%
#3976 [15:47] * Kealper thinks giving everyone power over that wa sa bad idea
#3976 [15:47] <TheNytangel> :P
#3977 [15:48] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#3978 [15:48] <JohnEBH> Shush
#3979 [15:48] <TheNytangel> ;+ TheNytangel The most awesomest guy evar
#3980 [15:48] <WugBot> Done.
#3981 [15:48] <Wug> ;allow kealper 2
#3982 [15:48] <WugBot> User kealper has been given userlevel 2.
#3983 [15:48] <JohnEBH> As long as no one else knows
#3984 [15:48] <TheNytangel> :TheNtyangel
#3985 [15:48] <Jellp> I HAZ TEH POWAH
#3986 [15:48] <TheNytangel> :TheNytangel
#3987 [15:48] <WugBot> thenytangel: The most awesomest guy evar
#3988 [15:48] <TheNytangel> :D
#3989 [15:48] <Jellp> :P
#3990 [15:48] <TheNytangel> ;- thenytangel
#3991 [15:48] <WugBot> Done.
#3992 [15:48] <Jellp> trollers be trollin
#3993 [15:49] <TheNytangel> Anyways Jellp, teamviewer?
#3994 [15:49] <JohnEBH> ;+ JohnEBH Is awesomer than TheNytangel and Kealper combined.
#3995 [15:49] <WugBot> Done.
#3996 [15:49] <JohnEBH> :johnebh
#3997 [15:49] <WugBot> johnebh: Is awesomer than TheNytangel and Kealper combined.
#3998 [15:49] <JohnEBH> ;- JohnEBH
#3999 [15:49] <WugBot> Done.
#4000 [15:49] <TheNytangel> ;- johnebh
#4001 [15:49] <WugBot> That factoid doesn't exist.
#4002 [15:49] <Wug> Kealper: just +q it if its being too spammy
#4003 [15:49] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4004 [15:49] <JohnEBH> :p
#4005 [15:49] <Jellp> Wait, err, what is teamviewer again? >_>
#4006 [15:49] <TheNytangel> ;kb JohnEBH
#4007 [15:49] <JohnEBH> Nuuuu >.<
#4008 [15:50] <TheNytangel> Jellp, teamviewer.com
#4009 [15:50] <TheNytangel> Lol JohnEBH
#4010 [15:50] <TheNytangel> ;away
#4011 [15:51] <Hippa> So in MCedit there is this red blob like thing, where I was standing when it first crashed, what dos that mean?
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#4013 [15:51] <Jellp> Meh, :( I just have a new computer and i dont want to have it be controlled by random people yet. :P
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#4015 [15:52] <TheNytangel> :(
#4016 [15:52] <TheNytangel> iat
#4017 [15:52] <TheNytangel> Wait
#4018 [15:52] <TheNytangel> ;+ :( :(
#4019 [15:52] <WugBot> Done.
#4020 [15:52] <TheNytangel> :(
#4021 [15:52] <TheNytangel> Dang it
#4022 [15:52] <TheNytangel> ;- :(
#4023 [15:52] <WugBot> Done.
#4024 [15:52] <Jellp> It needs text, i think
#4025 [15:52] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4026 [15:52] <Jellp> Just a sec.
#4027 [15:53] <onix> Wfat do i do if it says plug in is not installed (even after I install it)
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#4030 [15:54] <TheNytangel> No one is here right now, please leave a message after the beep
#4031 [15:54] <TheNytangel> *beep*
#4032 [15:55] <TheNytangel> Jellp, I wanted you to teamviewer me to finish NanoAce
#4033 [15:55] <JohnEBH> onix, Plugin? Are you referring to bukkit plugins?
#4034 [15:55] <JohnEBH> onix, #bukkit for tha
#4035 [15:55] <TheNytangel> ?? mods
#4036 [15:55] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, You failure
#4037 [15:55] <TheNytangel> Fail
#4038 [15:55] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4039 [15:55] <TheNytangel> :mods
#4040 [15:55] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, You forgot that Vox died T.T
#4041 [15:55] <Jellp> I know, But i dont just let random people get in my computer, Sorry. =|
#4042 [15:56] <TheNytangel> ;+ mods Join #bukkit for bukkit. For client based mods, try #risucraft or #mcmods
#4043 [15:56] <WugBot> Done.
#4044 [15:56] <TheNytangel> :mods
#4045 [15:56] <WugBot> mods: Join #bukkit for bukkit. For client based mods, try #risucraft or #mcmods
#4046 [15:56] <TheNytangel> :)
#4047 [15:56] <TheNytangel> :mods JohnEBH
#4048 [15:56] <WugBot> mods: Join #bukkit for bukkit. For client based mods, try #risucraft or #mcmods
#4049 [15:56] <TheNytangel> :(
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#4051 [15:56] <umbridge> help
#4052 [15:56] <TheNytangel> :ask
#4053 [15:57] <TheNytangel> ;+ ask Just ask your question, dammit
#4054 [15:57] <WugBot> Done.
#4055 [15:57] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Stop spamming -.-
#4056 [15:57] <Jellp> Umbridge, just ask your question
#4057 [15:57] <TheNytangel> :ask
#4058 [15:57] <WugBot> ask: Just ask your question, dammit
#4059 [15:57] <Jellp> Lol....
#4060 [15:57] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, wug didn't add these ahead of time
#4061 [15:57] <umbridge> help
#4062 [15:57] <JohnEBH> YOU ONLY FIGURED THAT OUT NOW?
#4063 [15:57] <TheNytangel> Yes
#4064 [15:57] <TheNytangel> :)
#4065 [15:57] <JohnEBH> -.-"
#4066 [15:57] <Jellp> Lolfail
#4067 [15:58] <Jellp> He coudn't ask a qiestion.
#4068 [15:58] <JohnEBH> ...
#4069 [15:58] <Jellp> question*
#4070 [15:59] <TheNytangel> Soooo
#4071 [15:59] <TheNytangel> We can spam now :D
#4072 [15:59] <TheNytangel> Vox is gone
#4073 [15:59] <TheNytangel> 3 sentences
#4074 [15:59] <Hippa> Spam!
#4075 [15:59] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Query it with wugbot...
#4076 [15:59] <TheNytangel> Enter punctuation mark O NO JOHN DON'T KICK ME
#4077 [15:59] <TheNytangel> I'm too young to die
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#4079 [16:00] <JohnEBH> /kick TheNytangel this isn't going to kill you... yet
#4080 [16:00] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, don't make me enslave you and then make you place torches :P
#4081 [16:00] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Will never happen again -.-
#4082 [16:00] <Jellp> Tell me that story! x3
#4083 [16:01] <TheNytangel> Go ahead, JohnEBH
#4084 [16:01] <JohnEBH> BYE! ^.^"
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#4086 [16:01] <Jellp> That was a intresting story!
#4087 [16:01] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4088 [16:01] <TheNytangel> He will tell you
#4089 [16:01] <TheNytangel> Breakroom, stat!
#4090 [16:02] <TheNytangel> Fail
#4091 [16:02] <Jellp> 0.0
#4092 [16:02] <TheNytangel> Jellp, be ready in an hour or two to finish Nano
#4093 [16:02] <TheNytangel> I gotta go mow.. if John comes back, ask him :P
#4094 [16:02] <panitaliemom> why is when you choose paypal as a form of payment is changes to a different curency and i did pick u.s.
#4095 [16:02] <Jellp> Wait!
#4096 [16:03] <TheNytangel> What!
#4097 [16:03] <Jellp> I have to go in a hour. >_<
#4098 [16:03] <TheNytangel> Oh
#4099 [16:03] <TheNytangel> I'll get John to help me >:D
#4100 [16:03] <Jellp> :P
#4101 [16:03] <Jellp> Tomorrow, maybeh?
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#4103 [16:03] <TheNytangel> Ok
#4104 [16:03] <TheNytangel> Bye
#4105 [16:03] <Jellp> Bye!
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#4107 [16:04] <piefly7> When I play minecraft, after a few minutes it closes itself
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#4109 [16:05] <Jellp> Got any mods or texture packs?
#4110 [16:05] <piefly7> Yeah
#4111 [16:05] <miner123> how do i change my skin?
#4112 [16:05] <Jellp> Mind uninstalling those?
#4113 [16:05] <piefly7> no
#4114 [16:05] <Jellp> You need to reinstall Minecraft;
#4115 [16:05] <piefly7> I'll do that,thanks
#4116 [16:05] <Jellp> Let me get the link,
#4117 [16:06] <Jellp> Windows, right?
#4118 [16:06] <miner123> can someone help me change my skin
#4119 [16:06] <Jellp> Miner123, skins can be found at minecraftforums, i think
#4120 [16:06] * JohnEBH [JohnEBH@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4121 [16:06] <Jellp> HEY John!
#4122 [16:06] <miner123> what do i use to install the skin?
#4123 [16:07] <Jellp> Minecraft site. ^^
#4124 [16:07] <JohnEBH> Hi T.T
#4125 [16:07] <miner123> yeah but all it shows is the defualt skin picture
#4126 [16:07] <miner123> do i have to use a program or something?
#4127 [16:07] <Jellp> Minecraft itself doesn't have any custom skins
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#4129 [16:08] <Jellp> If you want to make it yourself, you need paint or something
#4130 [16:08] <Jellp> Try searching it at Minecraftforums.net
#4131 [16:08] <miner123> ok thx jell!
#4132 [16:08] <piefly7> mcskinedit is good
#4133 [16:08] <piefly7> for skins
#4134 [16:08] <Jellp> No problem!
#4135 [16:09] <Jellp> Piefly7, did it work?
#4136 [16:10] <Jellp> Anyways, John, want to tell that story? :P
#4137 [16:11] <JohnEBH> Nope ^.^
#4138 [16:11] <TheNytangel> Tell it
#4139 [16:11] * mib_33b2da [mib_33b2da@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4140 [16:11] <Jellp> 0.0
#4141 [16:11] <mib_33b2da> helo
#4142 [16:11] <TheNytangel> I had to come back to my room for my keys :P
#4143 [16:11] <Jellp> :P
#4144 [16:11] <Jellp> Hello
#4145 [16:12] <TheNytangel> Bye
#4146 [16:12] <Jellp> Bye
#4147 [16:12] <Jellp> :P
#4148 [16:12] <mib_33b2da> can you help help me with my minecraft
#4149 [16:12] <Jellp> Of course, ask your question!
#4150 [16:12] <mib_33b2da> a erorr acured and i dont know how to fix it
#4151 [16:13] <Jellp> Got any more detail about this error?
#4152 [16:13] <mib_33b2da> yes it said this --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 02/08/11 21:03 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family version 2.1.0 - Build 8.15.10.2202, Int
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#4154 [16:13] <Jellp> hmmm...
#4155 [16:13] <mib_33b2da> i was installing a texturepack
#4156 [16:14] <Jellp> JohnEBH, can you make something out of that
#4157 [16:14] <Jellp> ?
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#4159 [16:14] <piefly7> Oh yes, it worked, sorry for the late reply
#4160 [16:14] <mib_33b2da> and the texturepack that i installed was black and white
#4161 [16:14] <Jellp> Okay Piefly7.
#4162 [16:15] <Jellp> Hmmm
#4163 [16:15] <Jellp> mind uninstalling that?
#4164 [16:15] <mib_33b2da> i pressed on it and minecraft window froze
#4165 [16:15] <mib_33b2da> oh ok
#4166 [16:15] <Jellp> Wait!
#4167 [16:15] <Jellp> (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4168 [16:15] <Jellp> There you go
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#4170 [16:17] <Jellp> By the way, John, you sould flee in a hour if you dont wanna help making NanoAce
#4171 [16:17] <Jellp> :P
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#4173 [16:19] <moscito> good evening
#4174 [16:20] <mib_33b2da> its still not working
#4175 [16:20] <piefly7> It closed again!!
#4176 [16:20] <Jellp> Hmmm
#4177 [16:21] <piefly7> I just bought this new PC, and the graphics and speed is great
#4178 [16:21] <Jellp> Piefly, i had the same problem
#4179 [16:21] <piefly7> but the minecraft keeps breaking
#4180 [16:21] <piefly7> oh
#4181 [16:22] <Jellp> Just today, to be honest x3
#4182 [16:22] <Jellp> You got the updated java?
#4183 [16:22] <piefly7> yeah
#4184 [16:22] <piefly7> i installed it today
#4185 [16:22] <Jellp> Updated grapics card?
#4186 [16:22] <piefly7> yeah
#4187 [16:22] <piefly7> its new
#4188 [16:22] <Jellp> I have a new one since 3 days ago, but it was updated in april
#4189 [16:22] <piefly7> ok
#4190 [16:23] <piefly7> ill look at the driver
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#4192 [16:24] <mib_33b2da> i tried a different account but it still didnt work
#4193 [16:24] <Jellp> Did it work before the error eccoured?
#4194 [16:25] <mib_33b2da> both accounts did
#4195 [16:25] <Jellp> What are the usernames of this account?
#4196 [16:25] <mib_33b2da> thethebestkid and tasak288
#4197 [16:25] <Taylard> Hey guys, whenever I try to open MInecraft classic singleplayer, it says "org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated" and wont let me play. What should I do?
#4198 [16:26] <Jellp> Taylard, bad grapics card.
#4199 [16:26] <mib_33b2da> one is not premium so i played offliune
#4200 [16:26] <mib_33b2da> one is not premium so i played offline
#4201 [16:26] <Jellp> Hmmm
#4202 [16:27] <Jellp> I cannot make anything out of your error. :(
#4203 [16:27] <mib_33b2da> oh ok
#4204 [16:27] <piefly7> This is a file that created itself when minecraft closed
#4205 [16:27] <piefly7> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69c77363, pid=5028, tid=4952 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x777363] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: #
#4206 [16:27] <Jellp> Sorry!
#4207 [16:27] <mib_33b2da> its ok
#4208 [16:28] <mib_33b2da> can you tell me how to restart a computer so its like new and has nothing on it
#4209 [16:28] <mib_33b2da> no programs nothing
#4210 [16:28] <piefly7> reinstall os
#4211 [16:28] <piefly7> i think
#4212 [16:28] <mib_33b2da> whats os
#4213 [16:28] <Chaos234> yes
#4214 [16:28] <piefly7> if you got your windows or mac disk
#4215 [16:28] <piefly7> operating system
#4216 [16:28] <mib_33b2da> yes
#4217 [16:28] <Taylard> How do I fix it? Do I need to buy a new one?
#4218 [16:29] <piefly7> g2g
#4219 [16:29] <Jellp> Taylard, I dont know, The bot wich is supposed to help me is broken
#4220 [16:29] <Jellp> :(
#4221 [16:30] <Chaos234> i wait for kermie - he must do a restard - but so long???
#4222 [16:31] <Jellp> (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#4223 [16:31] <Jellp> (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#4224 [16:32] <Jellp> Chaos234, I can't help you with that. :P
#4225 [16:32] <Taylard> Ugh. Can I just buy one at Walmart and replace it, or is it more complicated thatn that?
#4226 [16:33] <Chaos234> not really
#4227 [16:33] <Jellp> Taylard, I'm not very technical, i'm neither an employee of Moyang.
#4228 [16:34] <Jellp> I dont really have a clue now without Voxelhead
#4229 [16:35] <Taylard> Its ok
#4230 [16:35] <xDrWeirdx> Can someone tell me, how long it takes to purchase minecraft??
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#4232 [16:36] * mib_udb03s [mib_udb03s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4233 [16:36] <xDrWeirdx> I heard something of five days!!
#4234 [16:36] <Jellp> xDrWeirdx, can take up to 2 day
#4235 [16:36] <Jellp> Or instant
#4236 [16:37] <mib_udb03s> hi, how do i know if i have been banned from a server?
#4237 [16:37] <Jellp> Ur username in Minecaft?
#4238 [16:37] <mib_udb03s> gorgar44
#4239 [16:37] <Jellp> Didn't mean you, meant drweird. :P
#4240 [16:37] <mib_udb03s> oh lol =D
#4241 [16:37] <xDrWeirdx> Well, I bought it, could download it, but then I coudn't play it, because it says taht I have to buy it!!!
#4242 [16:37] <Jellp> If ur banned from the server, you cant log in the server, It will say ur banned
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#4244 [16:38] <Jellp> xDrWeirdx, ur Username, please.
#4245 [16:38] <Jellp> On Minecraft
#4246 [16:38] <AG_Scott> Servers are operated by their owners so we can't help you here but it should say you're banned when trying to connect.
#4247 [16:38] * Rehevkor [Rehevkor@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4248 [16:38] <mib_udb03s> oh, well then can u check this ip port, this server has been down for like 2 days, the website says its up though
#4249 [16:38] <xDrWeirdx> Crazy_eX
#4250 [16:38] <AG_Scott> What's the IP/port?
#4251 [16:38] <mib_udb03s> 96.44.181.214:25566
#4252 [16:38] <Jellp> !paid Crazy_eX
#4253 [16:38] <AG_Scott> !check 96.44.181.214:25566
#4254 [16:39] <AG_Scott> it sup
#4255 [16:39] <xDrWeirdx> o_O
#4256 [16:39] <Chaos234> lol
#4257 [16:39] <Jellp> Your payment has not been yet recieved
#4258 [16:39] <Chaos234> nice bot
#4259 [16:39] <xDrWeirdx> Maybee payment still in progress.
#4260 [16:39] <Jellp> That would be it
#4261 [16:39] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4262 [16:39] <xDrWeirdx> Thx, BB
#4263 [16:39] <Jellp> Else, You sould contact a Moyang employee
#4264 [16:40] <Jellp> YES, VOLEX BACK ONLINE
#4265 [16:40] <mib_udb03s> all it says when i try to connect is: failed to connect: connection timed out: connect
#4266 [16:40] <xDrWeirdx> Why??
#4267 [16:40] <Jellp> VOXEL*
#4268 [16:40] <xDrWeirdx> Well taell later, I go now. :(
#4269 [16:40] <Jellp> Bye!
#4270 [16:40] <AG_Scott> mib_udb03s: You might have been firewalled.
#4271 [16:40] <mib_udb03s> as in?
#4272 [16:40] <AG_Scott> Blocked on the network level.
#4273 [16:40] <AG_Scott> Nonetheless, you need to contact the owner of that server.
#4274 [16:41] <AG_Scott> We can't help you.
#4275 [16:41] <mib_udb03s> why would that happen?
#4276 [16:41] <mib_udb03s> ok
#4277 [16:41] <Jellp> Im happy voxel is back online
#4278 [16:41] <Jellp> :D
#4279 [16:41] <mib_udb03s> what are the causes of being firewalled from a server?
#4280 [16:41] <mib_udb03s> are they various?
#4281 [16:41] * panitaliemom [panitaliemom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4282 [16:42] <AG_Scott> You need to ask them.
#4283 [16:42] <mib_udb03s> ok, thanks for the help
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#4285 [16:43] <Chaos234> ...
#4286 [16:43] <Jellp> Yes?
#4287 [16:43] <Chaos234> nothing - I#m still waiting
#4288 [16:43] <Jellp> Oh yeah, I forgot. :P
#4289 [16:43] <Chaos234> :P
#4290 [16:44] <DopeGhoti> Chaos234: have the monies been debited from your account?
#4291 [16:44] <Jellp> Wait, testing Voxelhead here...
#4292 [16:44] <puddet> http://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel40.png
#4293 [16:45] <Chaos234> which account?
#4294 [16:45] <Chaos234> I don't hav an account
#4295 [16:45] <DopeGhoti> the account from which you have chosen to fund your purchase.
#4296 [16:45] <puddet> http://go.mibbit.com/thumb.php?x=32&y=32&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.mibbit.com%2Fsmileys%2Fyel40.png
#4297 [16:45] <Chaos234> *have
#4298 [16:45] <Jellp> ??> jellp !
#4299 [16:45] <VoxelHead> jellp: (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#4300 [16:45] <VoxelHead> jellp: (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you)
#4301 [16:45] <puddet> http://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel40.png
#4302 [16:45] <puddet> is wug here
#4303 [16:45] <Jellp> Good, he works fine. ^^
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#4305 [16:46] <Jellp> Wug was here, I didn't hear from him in a while
#4306 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> wait a second
#4307 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> Jellp: is that a mod for a '!' workaround?
#4308 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> We don't install mods here; we remove them
#4309 [16:46] <DopeGhoti> :p
#4310 [16:46] <Chaos234> lol
#4311 [16:46] <Jellp> I was testing Voxelhead. :P
#4312 [16:46] <Exdero> >.>
#4313 [16:46] <Jellp> Hello Exdero.
#4314 [16:47] <Chaos234> if kermie comes online say him he should wait a little moment becaus I go eat a little bit
#4315 [16:47] <Exdero> Hey
#4316 [16:47] <Jellp> And you never come back?
#4317 [16:47] <Jellp> :P
#4318 [16:47] <Jellp> Got any question?
#4319 [16:47] <DopeGhoti> there. Fixed.
#4320 [16:47] * Exdero tells Kermie to wait a little bit.
#4320 [16:47] <Exdero> No? xD
#4321 [16:47] <Jellp> Okay. :P
#4322 [16:47] <Jellp> Afk
#4323 [16:48] <DopeGhoti> Jellp: for future testing, please use ??<
#4324 [16:48] <Exdero> I'm just waiting for Mibs so I can rant about in to myself.
#4325 [16:48] <Exdero> ??<index
#4326 [16:48] <puddet> ??<hi
#4327 [16:48] <Exdero> ??< index
#4328 [16:48] <Exdero> It works :D
#4329 [16:48] <puddet> ??<index
#4330 [16:48] <Exdero> Gotta space it
#4331 [16:48] <puddet> ??<index
#4332 [16:49] <Jellp> Back, Okay DopeGhoti
#4333 [16:49] <Exdero> Type ??< index
#4334 [16:49] <puddet> ??< iindex
#4335 [16:49] <Exdero> Not ??<index
#4336 [16:49] <puddet> ??< index
#4337 [16:49] <Jellp> ??< index
#4338 [16:49] <Exdero> There ya go :)
#4339 [16:50] <puddet> ??< hi
#4340 [16:50] <Exdero> Notch, the one true god of Minecraftia >.>
#4341 [16:50] <puddet> ??< index
#4342 [16:50] <Exdero> ??< stop abusing Voxel >.>
#4343 [16:51] <Jellp> Please dont use Voxelhead to much
#4344 [16:51] <puddet> y]
#4345 [16:51] <Exdero> Cause it's annoying
#4346 [16:51] <Jellp> He can overload and once again leave the channel
#4347 [16:51] <Exdero> Bleh? He left today?
#4348 [16:51] <Jellp> 5 times
#4349 [16:51] <Jellp> >_<
#4350 [16:51] <Exdero> Wow. >.<
#4351 [16:52] <Chaos234> How knows kermie on real life?
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#4353 [16:54] <Jellp> Helped lots of people today, just because I asked a question. ^^
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#4355 [16:56] <Jellp> Oh no, not again.
#4356 [16:56] <Jellp> >_<
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#4358 [16:56] <Exdero> Wow. Dang bot
#4359 [16:57] <difluke> Can anyone pop up and help me? Just bought Minecraft and it plays game reallyyy slow, the Red bar fills the whole screen when i hit F3
#4360 [16:57] <Jellp> Difluke, Try lowering your settings
#4361 [16:58] <difluke> I have lowered them all compeltely, still unplayable
#4362 [16:58] <difluke> I have a decent computer
#4363 [16:58] <Jellp> Are there lagg spikes or just continueing lagg.
#4364 [16:58] <difluke> I am on Windows 64 bit, but my brother plays it on his on that and it works perfect
#4365 [16:58] <difluke> contine to lag from start till I leave
#4366 [16:59] <difluke> I can play WoW top settings with no problem
#4367 [16:59] <Exdero> >.> That is happening to me D:
#4368 [16:59] <Exdero> ??> difluke retro
#4369 [16:59] <Exdero> Aww
#4370 [16:59] <Exdero> No Vox
#4371 [16:59] <Exdero> x.x
#4372 [16:59] <Jellp> Voxeeehhhhhhhhh! d:
#4373 [16:59] <Jellp> d:
#4374 [17:00] <Jellp> D:
#4375 [17:00] <Exdero> Difluke, Minecraft isn't comparable to "WoW"
#4376 [17:00] <Jellp> Caps, then trying to use shift. >_>
#4377 [17:00] <difluke> Exactly
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#4379 [17:00] <Exdero> Minecraft Eats RAM faster certain people eat fried chicken >.>
#4380 [17:00] <Jellp> Haha
#4381 [17:00] <Exdero> Due to the fact that it is run soley on Java
#4382 [17:01] <difluke> Basically I should still be able to play it...
#4383 [17:01] <difluke> I have checked how much RAM it uses
#4384 [17:01] <Exdero> Hence, even top end machines will have lag if they only have 4gigs or so of RAM
#4385 [17:01] <difluke> My brother has 3gig of ram, plays perfectly
#4386 [17:01] <Exdero> It uses around 1.5gigs on normal priority
#4387 [17:02] <Exdero> Try setting the proccess to High or Realtime Priority in the Task Manager
#4388 [17:02] <Jellp> Minecraft isn't normal. :D
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#4391 [17:03] <Exdero> Well then, you sir, can shove it >.> Didn't even take the time to listen D:
#4392 [17:04] <Exdero> Guess he didn't want help
#4393 [17:04] <Jellp> :P
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#4395 [17:05] <Exdero> Hello
#4396 [17:05] <Exdero> What's wrong with your Minecraft today? :P
#4397 [17:05] <SirSmurfus> Hmm so my problem is that neither the in browser game or the downloadable version will run :/
#4398 [17:06] <Exdero> Hmm
#4399 [17:06] <Exdero> What about Classic Version?
#4400 [17:06] <SirSmurfus> that runs for about 10minutes, then the entire computer freezes, becomes unresponsive and leaves me with the only option is turn it off at the power supply.
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#4402 [17:07] <Exdero> Dang. Single player commands arent working
#4403 [17:07] <napoleon> is wug here?
#4404 [17:07] <Exdero> No
#4405 [17:07] <Exdero> Wug is dead
#4406 [17:07] <Exdero> I murdered him >.>
#4407 [17:07] <napoleon> aha can you help me then please
#4408 [17:08] <Jellp> :P
#4409 [17:08] <napoleon> he helped me with a server a few days ago
#4410 [17:08] <napoleon> and it needs to be made again
#4411 [17:08] <napoleon> i cant remember what he did
#4412 [17:08] <Exdero> 1 second, SirSmurfus was here first >.>
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#4414 [17:08] <napoleon> okok
#4415 [17:08] <SirSmurfus> This is true; I was. :)
#4416 [17:08] <Exdero> SirSmurfus- How much RAM do you have?
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#4418 [17:08] <Jellp> What is the problem with the server, Or do you want to have a total new one?
#4419 [17:08] <puddet> yo jelp
#4420 [17:09] <Jellp> Hello there.
#4421 [17:09] <Exdero> Jellp, Make me a server! :D
#4422 [17:09] <napoleon> ive deleted my old one because it would do stuff
#4423 [17:09] <napoleon> so i need it making again
#4424 [17:09] <napoleon> a bukkit one
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#4426 [17:09] <SirSmurfus> 4gb?
#4427 [17:09] <SirSmurfus> I think..
#4428 [17:09] <puddet> http://static.mibbit.com/smileys/yel06.png
#4429 [17:09] <napoleon> can you help jellp?
#4430 [17:09] <AFire> Hi, I need some help with the MCP. Can anyone around help me?
#4431 [17:09] <Jellp> I can, just a sec
#4432 [17:09] <Exdero> Run DxDiag and post it on www.pastebin.com and link the URL to me
#4433 [17:09] <Exdero> MCP?
#4434 [17:10] <AFire> Minecraft Coder Pack
#4435 [17:10] <Exdero> Is it a mod?
#4436 [17:10] <AFire> It's how you make mods.
#4437 [17:10] <Exdero> Oh
#4438 [17:10] <GreyVulpine> AFire- You'll want #mcp-modding
#4439 [17:10] <AFire> Thank you.
#4440 [17:10] <Jellp> -Napoleon, download the last Rec build from Bukkit.
#4441 [17:10] <napoleon> i have
#4442 [17:10] <napoleon> ive got it
#4443 [17:10] <Jellp> Okay
#4444 [17:11] <napoleon> then ive made the start.bat
#4445 [17:11] <napoleon> i have run it
#4446 [17:11] <napoleon> it makes new files
#4447 [17:11] <napoleon> im stuck with portforwarding
#4448 [17:11] <Jellp> Ah!
#4449 [17:11] <napoleon> im using a sky router
#4450 [17:11] <Jellp> Dang, Im not good in port forwarding. :(
#4451 [17:11] <napoleon> aha ive tried doing the same way he did]
#4452 [17:12] <napoleon> but it just wont work
#4453 [17:12] <Jellp> Try searching on google. "Port forwarding"
#4454 [17:12] <Jellp> Maybe that helps
#4455 [17:12] <Jellp> Dont download anything through
#4456 [17:12] <napoleon> it doesnt help
#4457 [17:12] <napoleon> ive tried before
#4458 [17:12] <napoleon> no one has the same type of router
#4459 [17:12] <Exdero> I hate servers >.<
#4460 [17:12] <Jellp> I have one. :P
#4461 [17:12] <napoleon> mine has two sections to fill out
#4462 [17:13] <Jellp> http://portforward.com/
#4463 [17:13] <Jellp> A guide
#4464 [17:13] <Jellp> Oh wait
#4465 [17:13] <Jellp> Nevermind!
#4466 [17:13] <napoleon> that makes me download
#4467 [17:13] <puddet> http://www.minershoes.com/
#4468 [17:13] <Jellp> Go under,
#4469 [17:14] <Jellp> You get to an list
#4470 [17:14] <Exdero> SirSmurfus-You run and post it yet?
#4471 [17:14] <Jellp> Nevermind
#4472 [17:14] <Jellp> Still wants a download. >_>
#4473 [17:14] <Exdero> !paid SirSmurfus
#4474 [17:14] <Exdero> Whewt :P
#4475 [17:14] <Jellp> I cant help you here.
#4476 [17:14] <Jellp> !paid jellp
#4477 [17:14] <Jellp> :3
#4478 [17:14] <napoleon> can you maybe please do tv/
#4479 [17:14] <SirSmurfus> one sec, nearly
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#4481 [17:14] <SirSmurfus> http://pastebin.com/viu6pbt9
#4482 [17:15] <SirSmurfus> think.. that's it?
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#4484 [17:15] <whidgle> when trying to load the game... it just goes to black screen...
#4485 [17:15] <Jellp> I cant, sorry. Its out of my reach
#4486 [17:15] <whidgle> can anyone help?
#4487 [17:15] <napoleon> jellp who on here can do it?
#4488 [17:15] <Jellp> Whidgle, you have mods just installed>
#4489 [17:15] <Jellp> ?
#4490 [17:15] <Jellp> Napoleon, I dont know. :(
#4491 [17:16] <whidgle> yes he was trying to install mods...the pains mod
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#4493 [17:16] <whidgle> sorry planes
#4494 [17:16] <whidgle> plains
#4495 [17:16] <Konektshun> When i run the game it says pixel not formatted
#4496 [17:16] <Jellp> Theres a error eccoured there, Try installing Modloader And delete META-INF
#4497 [17:16] <puddet> click on options and it will say force update and click done then login
#4498 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> Konektshun - Update your video drivers
#4499 [17:16] <Exdero> >.>
#4500 [17:16] <Jellp> Konektshun, Bad grapics card
#4501 [17:16] <SirSmurfus> You're right I've paid for minecraft. Despite not being able to play the fucking thing =/
#4502 [17:17] <Exdero> SirSmurfus - Stop Trying to play Minecraft on a Laptop
#4503 [17:17] <whidgle> we tried the modloader
#4504 [17:17] <SirSmurfus> I'm not =/
#4505 [17:17] <SirSmurfus> it's a desktop.
#4506 [17:17] <whidgle> i have also done the force update.
#4507 [17:17] <Jellp> Whidgle, Delete META-INF in Minecraft.jar
#4508 [17:17] <Exdero> Why do you have an Integrated Graphics card for Netbooks and Notebooks?
#4509 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> SirSmurfus - Have you confirmed that the payment method you used, has a record of a transaction going to Mojang AB?
#4510 [17:17] <SirSmurfus> =/ I don't know.
#4511 [17:18] <Exdero> !paid SirSmurfus
#4512 [17:18] <Jellp> SirSmurfus, Username?
#4513 [17:18] <Exdero> He paid for it >.>
#4514 [17:18] <Jellp> :P
#4515 [17:18] <whidgle> ok I will try that now
#4516 [17:18] <Jellp> Sorry
#4517 [17:18] <Exdero> Trust the Aubot xD
#4518 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> Then what's the problem?
#4519 [17:18] <napoleon> does anyone on here know anything about portforwarding?!!
#4520 [17:18] <puddet> y does it say that people keep paying for minecraft
#4521 [17:18] <Exdero> Freezes after 10 mins
#4522 [17:18] <Exdero> Because I told it to
#4523 [17:19] <puddet> o
#4524 [17:19] <Exdero> And I am a God who commands many lesser beings. XD
#4525 [17:19] <puddet> make it say i did
#4526 [17:19] <Exdero> No
#4527 [17:19] <puddet> y
#4528 [17:19] <Jellp> Just the bots who handled it dissapeard
#4529 [17:19] <Exdero> Because I'm not going to abuse the bot.
#4530 [17:19] <puddet> fine
#4531 [17:20] <SirSmurfus> that when I go to play it on the browser. it says updating minecraft. yet isn't loading. The downloadable version can't ever connect. and the offline version just has a black screen.
#4532 [17:20] <Exdero> Hmm
#4533 [17:20] <puddet> option force update don
#4534 [17:20] <Jellp> R.I.P VoxelHead :( It needs to come online again! D:
#4535 [17:20] <puddet> done
#4536 [17:20] <Exdero> Run a speedtest at www.speedtest.net
#4537 [17:20] <puddet> ya
#4538 [17:20] <GreyVulpine> SirSmurfus - What operating system are you on?
#4539 [17:20] <SirSmurfus> vista
#4540 [17:20] <Exdero> Vista Home
#4541 [17:21] <Exdero> http://pastebin.com/viu6pbt9 That's his DxDiag
#4542 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> SirSmurfus - And you're absolutely sure your windows username doesn't have a ! mark in nit?
#4543 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> er, in it?
#4544 [17:21] <Exdero> Running an Integrated GPU
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#4546 [17:21] <puddet> is voxelhead a person
#4547 [17:21] <SirSmurfus> my username?..
#4548 [17:21] <whidgle> I am not finding that file
#4549 [17:21] <SirSmurfus> emm yeah it does?
#4550 [17:21] <whidgle> can i just uninstall and reinstall
#4551 [17:21] <Exdero> Your windows user has a ! in it?
#4552 [17:22] <Exdero> Take it out
#4553 [17:22] <Exdero> >.>
#4554 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> SirSmurfus - Make a new windows user account without a ! in it
#4555 [17:22] <puddet> jellp is voxel head a person???
#4556 [17:22] <GreyVulpine> Don't just rename your old one.
#4557 [17:22] <Jellp> Puddet, no.
#4558 [17:22] <puddet> o
#4559 [17:22] <Jellp> Its a bot
#4560 [17:22] <puddet> what is it
#4561 [17:22] <puddet> o
#4562 [17:22] <SirSmurfus> okay so just try it on that account or?..
#4563 [17:23] <Exdero> He's a Advanced AI bent on taking over the world
#4564 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> SirSmurfus - Yes
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#4566 [17:23] <SirSmurfus> fair enough.
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#4569 [17:24] <whidgle> i am completely lost
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#4573 [17:25] <whidgle> whooo hooo i just figured it out and it is working... thanks for showing me the way guys! Great help! Hope you have a great day!
#4574 [17:26] <Jellp> No problem!
#4575 [17:26] <SirSmurfus> okay that worked. why is it that that stopped it from working?
#4576 [17:26] <GreyVulpine> The ! sign in your username
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#4578 [17:26] <Exdero> Cause ! sucks..
#4579 [17:26] <Jellp> Voxelhead can explain
#4580 [17:26] <Jellp> Sorta
#4581 [17:27] <SirSmurfus> but.. how does the ! cause a game to not work. o.O
#4582 [17:27] <Exdero> ?? !
#4583 [17:27] <GreyVulpine> Because ! is a known in programming circles as a command, which Java parses from the path of your user's directory.
#4584 [17:27] <Exdero> Turn Vox back on
#4585 [17:27] <Jellp> Wait for Voxelhead to get back on
#4586 [17:27] <Exdero> Because ! is a little prick
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#4588 [17:27] <Jellp> I cant, I dont have the powah to do that
#4589 [17:29] <Konektshun> whats with the pixel format?
#4590 [17:29] <Exdero> Cause Pixel=God
#4591 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> Konektshun - Because that's what java returns as an error if your video drivers can't support 3d acceleration. Try updating the video drivers
#4592 [17:31] <Jellp> Oh dang, is it that late?! Sorry guys, I have to go
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#4594 [17:32] <Jellp> Bye. D:
#4595 [17:33] <puddit> bye
#4596 [17:33] <puddit> :D
#4597 [17:33] <puddit> :)
#4598 [17:33] <puddit> :(
#4599 [17:33] <puddit> :o
#4600 [17:33] <puddit> :@
#4601 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> Please don't spam here
#4602 [17:34] <puddit> ok
#4603 [17:35] <puddit> i just think the smiles are cool
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#4606 [17:36] <SirSmurfus> yep; crashed my computer..
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#4608 [17:39] <sluggo> Hello. Can some one help me with my start up issue?
#4609 [17:39] <sluggo> Anyone there?
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#4611 [17:41] <YoungK83> Hello.
#4612 [17:41] <YoungK83> Can someone in here help me with a start up problem?
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#4615 [17:41] <YoungK83> Anyone?
#4616 [17:42] <Endcar> ?
#4617 [17:42] <Endcar> whats up?
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#4619 [17:42] <MTJaxter> Hello everyone
#4620 [17:42] <YoungK83> can you help?
#4621 [17:42] <Endcar> hey who knows the channel for the minecraft mods on here
#4622 [17:42] <YoungK83> I have a start up problem
#4623 [17:42] <Endcar> i can't remember
#4624 [17:42] <MTJaxter> I need help with my server, is there a hack out there that can break though protections
#4625 [17:42] <GreyVulpine> Endcar - #risucraft
#4626 [17:43] <MTJaxter> because I have people come onto my server and break blocks in my spawn area
#4627 [17:43] <MTJaxter> and its protected
#4628 [17:43] <Endcar> what type of problem?
#4629 [17:43] <Endcar> explain
#4630 [17:43] <YoungK83> who me:?
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#4632 [17:43] <YoungK83> Well, basically
#4633 [17:43] <YoungK83> After I log in
#4634 [17:43] <YoungK83> The Mojang logo comes up\
#4635 [17:43] <YoungK83> then the brown background
#4636 [17:44] <YoungK83> then what appears to be an error page flashes for like half a second
#4637 [17:44] <YoungK83> then all there is, is a black screen
#4638 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> YoungK83 - Do you see any files named hs_err_pid that's generated?
#4639 [17:44] <YoungK83> Where?
#4640 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> Anywhere, maybe in the directory where you have the launcher?
#4641 [17:44] <YoungK83> It's on my desktop
#4642 [17:45] <YoungK83> and no i don't see that file.
#4643 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Then perhaps on the desktop
#4644 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
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#4646 [17:45] <YoungK83> windows 7
#4647 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> YoungK83 - Could you please follow these directions: bas2-sthubert21-1176156655.dsl.bell.ca
#4648 [17:45] <YoungK83> i logged on just 30 minutes ago and it asked me if i wanted to update
#4649 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> er
#4650 [17:45] <YoungK83> i did.
#4651 [17:45] <YoungK83> then i couldn't log on.
#4652 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> YoungK83 - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4653 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> YoungK83 - Find the .minecraft folder. Inside, delete everything but the saves folder
#4654 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Then try minecraft again.
#4655 [17:47] <YoungK83> everything?
#4656 [17:47] <YoungK83> you're sure?
#4657 [17:47] <GreyVulpine> everything but the saves folder
#4658 [17:47] <YoungK83> ok
#4659 [17:47] <Exdero> So you can keep your worlds :D
#4660 [17:48] <YoungK83> AWESOME
#4661 [17:48] <YoungK83> thanks a lot GreyVulpine
#4662 [17:48] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4662 [17:48] <YoungK83> I guess it was the mod i had that was screwing with the update?
#4663 [17:49] <GreyVulpine> Most likely
#4664 [17:51] <Exdero> Planking=The Essence of stupidity
#4665 [17:51] <GreyVulpine> Have you seen Owling?
#4666 [17:51] <Exdero> Oh god..don't get me started
#4667 [17:51] <Exdero> That isn't stupid
#4668 [17:52] <Exdero> That's just fucking retarded -.-
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#4670 [17:53] <Exdero> I mean seriously. If I see anyone Owling, I'll shove them off their "perch"
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#4672 [17:54] <jumpercan> hi anyone know why when i start up minecraft it just a blank screen
#4673 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#4674 [17:54] <jumpercan> yeah...thats why i bought beta
#4675 [17:55] <jumpercan> and i used it once then it hasnt worked since
#4676 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#4677 [17:56] <jumpercan> windows
#4678 [17:56] <Exdero> Any mods?
#4679 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> Using the browser or the launcher?
#4680 [17:57] * [L] [[L]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4681 [17:58] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :does mollstam ever come on?
#4682 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4683 [17:58] <Exdero> No he hides in his cave
#4684 [17:59] * GreyVulpine points to user list
#4684 [17:59] <jumpercan> wait...i mean microsoft...i dont know much but i know its one fo those two
#4685 [17:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :GreyVulpine, the userlist is why I asked.
#4686 [17:59] * nuclearwaffle121 [nuclearwaffle121@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4687 [17:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I mean, is he ever active here?
#4688 [17:59] <Exdero> Windows IS Microsoft
#4689 [17:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :...
#4690 [17:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Hahaha
#4691 [17:59] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :* [mollstam] idle 222:13:46
#4692 [17:59] <jumpercan> no mods...well i tryed to use a mod when it worked once but im not trying now
#4693 [18:00] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> jumpercan win/launcher
#4694 [18:00] <Exdero> Any ! in your Windows Username?
#4695 [18:00] <jumpercan> and ive tried launcher and browser
#4696 [18:00] <Exdero> Voxel isn't live
#4697 [18:00] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :damn
#4698 [18:00] <Exdero> !paid Jumpercan
#4699 [18:00] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid __import__
#4700 [18:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :darn bot is still ignoring me
#4701 [18:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Who runs AuBot
#4702 [18:01] <Exdero> It's cause you suck >.>
#4703 [18:01] <Exdero> -kidding- :P
#4704 [18:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Apparently.
#4705 [18:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::)
#4706 [18:01] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :(I know)
#4707 [18:01] <jumpercan> any ideas then
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#4709 [18:02] <nuclearwaffle121> I've been having trouble installing modloader.
#4710 [18:02] <Exdero> Run DxDiag and post it to www.pastebin.com and link it to me
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#4712 [18:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jumpercan, try loading the launcher, and before you log in, click options and force update
#4713 [18:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :also delete any files you have in %appdata%/.minecraft/texturepacks
#4714 [18:03] <Exdero> Nuclear - We don't provide Mod Support. Go to #RisuCraft so he can tell you to read the whole page and proceed to kick you out of the channel
#4715 [18:03] <nuclearwaffle121> Okay.
#4716 [18:03] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Haha
#4717 [18:03] <Exdero> If you don't follow directions, you don't get support.
#4718 [18:03] <Exdero> From him, anyway >.>
#4719 [18:04] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yea
#4720 [18:05] <jumpercan> it says bad video card drivers....but i dont know why that would be since i was able to play when i bought it
#4721 [18:05] <Exdero> Update your drivers...
#4722 [18:05] <jumpercan> how?
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#4724 [18:06] <Exdero> I cant help this guy x.x
#4725 [18:06] <jumpercan> sorry
#4726 [18:06] <Exdero> No patience this morning
#4727 [18:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jumpercan, WHO MAKES YOUR VIDEO CARD?
#4728 [18:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :oops caps
#4729 [18:06] <Exdero> no
#4730 [18:06] <Exdero> Caps GOOD
#4731 [18:06] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :heh
#4732 [18:06] <Exdero> KEWL PEOPLE USE CAPS
#4733 [18:07] <Exdero> CAPS IS FER BAMFS
#4734 [18:07] <GreyVulpine> Easy on the caps
#4735 [18:07] <Exdero> :P
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#4738 [18:08] <jacksonlm> hi nerdy
#4739 [18:08] <Nerdy_Guy> Hola
#4740 [18:08] <jacksonlm> can anyone here help me and nerdy make a server
#4741 [18:09] <jacksonlm> is there anyone online
#4742 [18:09] <Exdero> No
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#4744 [18:10] <jacksonlm> tok
#4745 [18:10] <Exdero> Nobody is online
#4746 [18:10] <jacksonlm> ok*
#4747 [18:10] <jacksonlm> well we tried nerdy
#4748 [18:10] <jacksonlm> lol
#4749 [18:10] <Exdero> >.>
#4750 [18:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Heh
#4751 [18:10] <jacksonlm> exdero can u help
#4752 [18:10] <Exdero> No
#4753 [18:10] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Exdero, take a timeout :P
#4754 [18:10] <jacksonlm> what about you import
#4755 [18:11] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jackson take a look at the wiki
#4756 [18:11] <Exdero> I can't make my own server, and I can't stand people who ask questions like -is anyone online-
#4757 [18:11] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :there is a guide for setting up a server
#4758 [18:11] <jacksonlm> i did i dont understand
#4759 [18:11] <jacksonlm> sorry exdero
#4760 [18:11] <jacksonlm> noone responded so i asked
#4761 [18:12] <Nerdy_Guy> I could actualla make a server, it's just my computer can only handle 1 person on the server.
#4762 [18:12] <jacksonlm> ok nerdy tell me how to
#4763 [18:12] <Nerdy_Guy> Just go to teh wiki. It will tell you how.
#4764 [18:12] <jacksonlm> ok bye
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#4766 [18:13] <jumpercan> hey just wondering does intel make video card drivers?
#4767 [18:13] <Exdero> No
#4768 [18:13] <Exdero> Intel sucks
#4769 [18:13] <Exdero> Don't use integrated GPUs
#4770 [18:13] <jumpercan> so they dont or do you just hate intel
#4771 [18:14] <Exdero> Mainly the latter
#4772 [18:14] <Exdero> They probably do
#4773 [18:14] <Exdero> But I'm not sure
#4774 [18:15] <jumpercan> ok import you asked qwho made my video card nd i think its intel
#4775 [18:15] <Exdero> Intel makes CPUs not GPUs
#4776 [18:15] <Exdero> Your GPU is integrated..
#4777 [18:16] <Exdero> Making it crummy
#4778 [18:16] <jumpercan> so does that mean that im pretty much sol for wanting to make minecraft work agai on my computer
#4779 [18:17] <Exdero> You need to update your drivers
#4780 [18:17] <Exdero> Go to Teamviewer and download it
#4781 [18:17] <Exdero> I'll do it for you
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#4783 [18:17] <anylog> hi
#4784 [18:18] <anylog> i got a question
#4785 [18:18] <jumpercan> they probably have an answer
#4786 [18:18] <anylog> how can i make that thing where i can put lava and water in?
#4787 [18:18] <Exdero> You mean a bucket? -.-
#4788 [18:18] <anylog> ye
#4789 [18:19] <Exdero> Go to minecraftwiki
#4790 [18:19] <jumpercan> two sides in the middle of the crafting table..one on the bottom in the middle
#4791 [18:19] <jumpercan> and yeah you canjust go there they have everyting
#4792 [18:19] <anylog> k
#4793 [18:19] <Exdero> Go to Teamviewer, Jumper
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#4795 [18:20] <jumpercan> you mean teamviewer.com right
#4796 [18:20] <Exdero> Yes
#4797 [18:20] <jumpercan> ok im there
#4798 [18:21] <tobylane> hi, im new to the game today. i died and im not sure how to get back home? i cant see any of the 200 torches i planted
#4799 [18:21] <Exdero> Download it
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#4801 [18:21] <Exdero> Don't die..
#4802 [18:21] <tobylane> and now i have?
#4803 [18:21] <DreadLindwyrm> tobylane - you might need to try climbing something tall when it's dark.
#4804 [18:21] <Exdero> You shouldn't play minecraft anymore >.>
#4805 [18:21] <tobylane> i have, hmm
#4806 [18:21] <anylog> where i get iron ingots?
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#4808 [18:21] <Exdero> Delete the game and kill yourself
#4809 [18:21] <tobylane> yeah thanks..
#4810 [18:22] <DreadLindwyrm> You might eb able to to see the torch field
#4811 [18:22] <Exdero> GO TO WIKI PLOX..
#4812 [18:22] <Exdero> -sorry. Frustrated-
#4813 [18:22] <anylog> im at wiki
#4814 [18:22] <Exdero> Find it.
#4815 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> Exdero - Leave. Take a breather
#4816 [18:22] <Exdero> Alright x.x
#4817 [18:22] <tobylane> i was reading about far field, how big is the normal field?
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#4819 [18:22] <mib_ogsmzf> I Just downloaded minecraft and it just stucks when its updating help?
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#4821 [18:23] <tobylane> oh and minecraft sometimes basically lags until i close more programs letting it have some more ram
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#4823 [18:23] <person> Can some one help me? I am trying to use the minecraft download, I can log on it, but it crashes after that, and leaves a Notepad about the crash.
#4824 [18:24] <tobylane> imo on peaceful or some sort of newb mode there should be a home teleport
#4825 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> person - Please copy the error to pastebin.com and give us the URL
#4826 [18:24] <tobylane> it said my bed was blocked in some way
#4827 [18:24] <barkbark> ok i have port forwarded and have a server. the problem is my friend can't join. he try and then after about 2min it gives him error connection timed out
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#4829 [18:24] <person> Ok, I will be right back then.
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#4831 [18:25] <tobylane> what makes a bed not work?
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#4833 [18:25] <jumpercan> the game hates you
#4834 [18:25] <tmp> when i try to login it says login throttled but i have only tried once and it is definately the correct login details
#4835 [18:26] <tmp> well this is not helping
#4836 [18:27] <Opeth> Thats nice.
#4837 [18:27] <tobylane> it was only like four hours work, if i rebuild what can i do to not make the same mistake again
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#4840 [18:28] <tobylane> if i stay on the same world, is there a chance ill find my old home next month?
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#4842 [18:28] <Grytviken> Hello, my minecraft runs for about a minute, sometimes up to 3 minutes then just shuts down no questions asked, there doesnt seem to be any support...
#4843 [18:29] <jumpercan> the game obviously hates you
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#4845 [18:29] <jumpercan> and im not an expert but there may be a chance of finding it
#4846 [18:29] <person> Ok I pasted the error here. http://pastebin.info/2147
#4847 [18:29] <Prebuiltslicer> helloo :)
#4848 [18:30] <jumpercan> good bye
#4849 [18:30] <Grytviken> any ideas?
#4850 [18:30] <carbs11> my minecraft is stuck on the loading page right after java comes up and says "Updating Minecraft Done Loading"
#4851 [18:30] <Prebuiltslicer> i need to get others to connect to my server it krrps saying timed out they say
#4852 [18:30] <jumpercan> give your minecraft a crutch
#4853 [18:31] <jumpercan> that might give it some support
#4854 [18:31] <carbs11> ?
#4855 [18:31] <bob> my minecraft starts and then when im on singleplayer it sais saving blocks and then just crashes when im on multi player it logs me in the doesnt cum up and then it crashes this is ever since i used mc patcher
#4856 [18:31] <carbs11> wahts a crutch?
#4857 [18:31] <carbs11> whats*
#4858 [18:31] <Grytviken> he is humoring us
#4859 [18:31] <jumpercan> yep
#4860 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> ??> bob win/reinst
#4861 [18:31] <carbs11> mm thts great support
#4862 [18:31] <Grytviken> jumpercan't
#4863 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> bob - What operating system are you on?
#4864 [18:31] <barkbark> ok i have port forwarded and have a server. the problem is my friend can't join. he try and then after about 2min it gives him error connection timed out
#4865 [18:31] <Prebuiltslicer> hi Grey :)
#4866 [18:31] <jumpercan> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#4868 [18:32] <carbs11> vista
#4869 [18:32] <bob> windows
#4870 [18:32] <carbs11> windows whatever
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#4872 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> bob - Go to your start menu, in the Run command/search bar, type in: %appdata%
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#4874 [18:32] <carbs11> yea
#4875 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> bob - Find the .minecraft folder, delete everything inside except for saves
#4876 [18:32] <GreyVulpine> Then run minecraft again
#4877 [18:32] <jumpercan> im just upset because i bought beta....played it...then a few days later went to play again and it wouldnt work
#4878 [18:32] <bob> thx
#4879 [18:32] <carbs11> ok bro thx man
#4880 [18:32] <tommy_hawk> running mac osx lion and cant install texture packs, help?
#4881 [18:33] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey how do others connect 2 my server???
#4882 [18:33] <Coll> anyone got a better slime mapper then this bullshit http://mcslimes.appspot.com/index.jsp
#4883 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - With your public IP, if you port forwarded
#4884 [18:33] <Prebuiltslicer> how i port forward
#4885 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> tommy_hawk - Texturepacks can be installed in ~/Library/Application support/minecraft/texturepacks
#4886 [18:33] <Prebuiltslicer> i went to Portforward.com
#4887 [18:33] <tobylane> is there one spawnpoint per world?
#4888 [18:33] <Prebuiltslicer> but
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#4891 [18:33] <tommy_hawk> when i go to library/appsupport there is no minecraft folder
#4892 [18:33] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont know what i should click
#4893 [18:33] <tobylane> or is it random within a certain space?
#4894 [18:34] <squaretree> ok my friends can't join my server.
#4895 [18:34] <Grytviken> i can reload from where the game drops me but its gets annoying restarting minecraft evey few minutes..
#4896 [18:34] <Grytviken> *every
#4897 [18:34] <person> Ok, I am going to repost this error. http://pastebin.info/2147
#4898 [18:34] <tommy_hawk> :/
#4899 [18:34] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey when i go to the portforward website i dont know what i should click???
#4900 [18:35] <Grytviken> I dont even get an error it just wipes out to windows
#4901 [18:35] <Opeth> Prebuiltslicer - Download: http://www.simpleportforwarding.com/
#4902 [18:35] <Prebuiltslicer> um..
#4903 [18:35] <Prebuiltslicer> ok?
#4904 [18:35] <tommy_hawk> when i go to library/appsupport there is no minecraft folder
#4905 [18:35] <Prebuiltslicer> will it lag or mess up my PC?
#4906 [18:35] <Opeth> No...
#4907 [18:35] <Opeth> It assists in forwarding your ports.
#4908 [18:35] <Prebuiltslicer> ok brb
#4909 [18:36] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok brb
#4910 [18:36] <tommy_hawk> no helps for me?
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#4912 [18:36] <bob> thank u greyvulpine its working now
#4913 [18:37] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4913 [18:37] <squaretree> ok my friends keep getting the error |connection timed out|. i have done port forwarding so can anyone help me
#4914 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> tommy_hawk - Go to /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#4915 [18:37] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey??
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#4917 [18:37] <Prebuiltslicer> where do i click 2 download??
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#4919 [18:37] <GreyVulpine> Download?
#4920 [18:38] <Opeth> Prebuiltslicer - Un momento.
#4921 [18:38] <tommy_hawk> still no minecraft folder in app support for me
#4922 [18:38] <Prebuiltslicer> the portforward thingy Opeth set me too
#4923 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> You don't need to download anythig
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#4925 [18:38] <tobylane> any way to skip night other than a bed?
#4926 [18:38] <Prebuiltslicer> ????
#4927 [18:38] <Opeth> Eh.
#4928 [18:38] <Prebuiltslicer> how i portforward then??
#4929 [18:38] <GreyVulpine> tobylane - Are you admin on the server?
#4930 [18:38] <tobylane> single player
#4931 [18:38] <person> tobylane, is your bed next to a wall?
#4932 [18:39] <tobylane> yes it is
#4933 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> tobylane - Then there's no way to skip
#4934 [18:39] <tommy_hawk> no help.
#4935 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> tommy_hawk - Go to /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#4936 [18:39] <tobylane> do beds have to be surrounded by space on all sides to work?
#4937 [18:39] <Prebuiltslicer> hey grey?
#4938 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> You'll see a texture pack there
#4939 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> tobylane - No
#4940 [18:39] <tommy_hawk> there is no minecraft folder...
#4941 [18:39] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont c VoxelHead here?
#4942 [18:39] <tobylane> how do they not work?
#4943 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> tommy_hawk - Yes there is
#4944 [18:39] <Prebuiltslicer> or on the list?
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#4947 [18:39] <carbs11> DUUDDDEEEE THX U SO FREAKING MUCH!
#4948 [18:39] <GreyVulpine> tobylane - Needs to be night for beds to work
#4949 [18:39] <mib_huywsl> hey guys, for somereason when my sound and music settings got turned off and when i click to turn it back on, it just crashes. Anyone know a solution to this?
#4950 [18:40] <tobylane> when i died it said my bed wasnt suitable for spawn or similar
#4951 [18:40] <da13omb> hello
#4952 [18:40] <person> tobylane , the Bed ether needs to be next to a 2 block wide wall, or not next to a wall at all.
#4953 [18:40] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine how do i port forward?
#4954 [18:40] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Got teamviewer?
#4955 [18:40] <da13omb> get portmap
#4956 [18:40] <tobylane> ty
#4957 [18:40] <Prebuiltslicer> yes but um.. brb
#4958 [18:40] <da13omb> search youtube?
#4959 [18:41] <carbs11> why in multiplayer when u try to sleep u get raped by random mobs entering ur little house?
#4960 [18:41] <mib_huywsl> i looked up everywhere to see why it crashes when i click the sound back on, but nobody seems to have the same problem
#4961 [18:41] <Prebuiltslicer> back
#4962 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> carbs11 - Either you're behind a double door, or a door that hinges the wrong way
#4963 [18:41] <Prebuiltslicer> yes Grey i do
#4964 [18:41] <GreyVulpine> carbs11 - Or you're placing a bed next to a wall
#4965 [18:41] <squaretree> can some tell me why my friend cant join my server. i can but they can't
#4966 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> squaretree - Most likely, you'll need to port forward
#4967 [18:42] <person> Did any one read this error yet? :\ http://pastebin.info/2147
#4968 [18:42] <mib_huywsl> even on the main menu when i click to turn on sound it crashes
#4969 [18:42] <Prebuiltslicer> so u need 2 use teamviewer Grey?
#4970 [18:42] <carbs11> ok... well dont u hav to place it near a wall?
#4971 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Yes
#4972 [18:42] <squaretree> i have already done that.
#4973 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> carbs11 - No
#4974 [18:42] <Prebuiltslicer> ok ill pm u
#4975 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> squaretree - Then check your security software/firewall
#4976 [18:42] <carbs11> ohhh ok thnn. sry haha thx
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#4978 [18:42] <squaretree> oh ok
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#4980 [18:42] <GreyVulpine> person - Update your ATI drivers from:
#4981 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> http://support.amd.com/us/Pages/drivers.aspx
#4982 [18:43] <carbs11> can u place commands on single player?
#4983 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> carbs11 - Not without a mod
#4984 [18:43] <carbs11> okkk what is the best mod u recomend?
#4985 [18:43] <Prebuiltslicer> i PMed u Grey
#4986 [18:43] <Opeth> carbs11 - With a mod, but installation/support on mods is discussed in #risucraft.
#4987 [18:43] <GreyVulpine> Sec Prebuiltslicer.
#4988 [18:43] <Opeth> carbs11 - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/94310-173-single-player-commands-v210-2/
#4989 [18:43] <Prebuiltslicer> ok
#4990 [18:44] <Opeth> carbs11 - For help with it, go to #risucraft
#4991 [18:44] <carbs11> alright
#4992 [18:44] <carbs11> thank you all!
#4993 [18:45] <Opeth> Just got home from an eight hour drive up from London, almost midnight.
#4994 [18:45] <Opeth> Why I am online I don't know.
#4995 [18:45] <person> I will give it a try.
#4996 [18:45] <Prebuiltslicer> k grey ill wait in PM chat k?
#4997 [18:46] <tobylane> bah.. starting again
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#5000 [18:51] <Exdero> x.x
#5001 [18:51] <Exdero> Out of memory!
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#5003 [18:52] <mib_5ccznh> Hello I need helo
#5004 [18:52] <mib_5ccznh> help*
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#5006 [18:52] <Exdero> Minecraft has run out of memory. This could be caused by a bug in the game or by the Java Virtual Machine not being allocated enough memory. If you are playing in a web browser, try downloading the game and playing it online. To prevent level corruption, the current game has quit. Please Restart the game.
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#5008 [18:53] <Exdero> I got that error like..2 seconds ago
#5009 [18:53] <person> Downloading ATI driver, I hope this works. :D
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#5011 [18:54] <mib_5ccznh> My problem is, when I start the game - I did't purchased it yet - I play in the Internet singleplayer, I get a message from the system: "org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated." What can I do?? :O
#5012 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Update your video drivers
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#5014 [18:55] <mib_5ccznh> I just did it and it said it's actual
#5015 [18:55] <dare> i downloaded it played it for a few days then now when i log in it wont pull up at all
#5016 [18:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - How did you update it?
#5017 [18:56] <mib_5ccznh> -.- Systemsteuerung I'm german and I don#t know whats that in englisch
#5018 [18:56] <foexzya> hello
#5019 [18:56] <mib_5ccznh> wait
#5020 [18:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - What video card do you have?
#5021 [18:57] <mib_5ccznh> wait...
#5022 [18:57] <Exdero> BEGONE, SATAN!
#5023 [18:57] <Lucifer> nowai
#5024 [18:57] <Exdero> :P
#5025 [18:57] <Lucifer> im lucifer
#5026 [18:57] <Lucifer> not satan
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#5028 [18:57] <Lucifer> get your names straight
#5029 [18:57] <Exdero> Same thing
#5030 [18:58] <Exdero> Lucifer is Satan..
#5031 [18:58] <Lucifer> lies
#5032 [18:58] <Lucifer> i dont see a satan in lucifer
#5033 [18:58] <Lucifer> i dont even see a s
#5034 [18:58] <Lucifer> or an a
#5035 [18:58] <Lucifer> or t
#5036 [18:58] <Lucifer> or n
#5037 [18:58] <mib_5ccznh> RADEON X800 XT Platinum Edition (Microsoft Corporation - WDDM)
#5038 [18:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Update your drivers from: http://support.amd.com/us/Pages/drivers.aspx
#5039 [18:59] <Exdero> You don't see a decapatation either?
#5040 [18:59] <Exdero> Cause I do...
#5041 [18:59] <Lucifer> I see atoms
#5042 [19:00] <Exdero> I see molecules
#5043 [19:00] <foexzya> i see matter?
#5044 [19:00] <Lucifer> I see stuff
#5045 [19:00] <Lucifer> many stuff
#5046 [19:00] <Exdero> I see antimatter
#5047 [19:00] <foexzya> crap
#5048 [19:00] <Lucifer> I see everything except nothing
#5049 [19:01] <person> Well, I got the ATI, but I am not sure what to do with it.
#5050 [19:02] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey i PMed u
#5051 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> person - Install it
#5052 [19:02] <mib_5ccznh> Grey Vulpine I can't find my card on the website
#5053 [19:02] <Exdero> Alright
#5054 [19:02] <Exdero> The error is duplicatable
#5055 [19:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Try http://www2.ati.com/drivers/auto/amddriverdownloader.exe
#5056 [19:02] <person> I installed it... I am guessing I downloaded the wrong one.
#5057 [19:02] <Exdero> Grey. You mind hopping on teamviewer to check this out?
#5058 [19:02] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey its finished
#5059 [19:03] <Lucifer> Bunnyhop in teamviewer?
#5060 [19:03] <Exdero> Shush you
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#5062 [19:03] <Exdero> Wug..I know it's you
#5063 [19:03] <LTL> Can someone help me?
#5064 [19:03] <Exdero> No
#5065 [19:03] <Exdero> Nobody is here
#5066 [19:03] <Exdero> Get
#5067 [19:03] <Lucifer> ?troll
#5068 [19:03] <Exdero> Gish you
#5069 [19:03] <Lucifer> D:
#5070 [19:03] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine its redy
#5071 [19:03] <Exdero> xD
#5072 [19:03] <Exdero> ?? Troll
#5073 [19:03] <Prebuiltslicer> u should shut up Exdreo
#5074 [19:04] <Exdero> Vox is down
#5075 [19:04] <Prebuiltslicer> dont be a bully
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#5077 [19:04] <Exdero> I'm not
#5078 [19:04] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey
#5079 [19:04] <Prebuiltslicer> its redy
#5080 [19:04] <Exdero> I'm answering stupid questions with stupid answers
#5081 [19:04] <Bee> how do you install different mods? I want to ge the bee mod
#5082 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Ask in #risucraft
#5083 [19:04] <Exdero> Go to #risucraft for mod help
#5084 [19:05] <Bee> thank you
#5085 [19:05] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine can u try the server 4 me please?
#5086 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> ---> PM
#5087 [19:05] <Prebuiltslicer> ok
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#5089 [19:05] <Exdero> >.>
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#5091 [19:07] <foexzya> I need help getting MC to run without it breaking down after a few days, due to hs_err_pid # or 988 errors
#5092 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> Please copy the entire error report. Paste the text at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#5093 [19:09] <foexzya> http://pastebin.com/zGuTMp4B
#5094 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> foexzya - Try completely uninstalling java and reinstall it
#5095 [19:10] <person> I think I will try that too.
#5096 [19:10] <foexzya> i tried doint that about 30 minutes ago, i don't think i uninstalled it completely
#5097 [19:10] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, I believe he has Java 7 installed...
#5098 [19:10] <GreyVulpine> person - Your problem was an out of date video card driver
#5099 [19:10] <foexzya> i do
#5100 [19:11] <JohnEBH> foexzya, JavaRA should help you with removal: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5101 [19:11] <JohnEBH> foexzya, Then reinstall.
#5102 [19:11] <JohnEBH> foexzya, Try reinstalling Java 6 first then, 7 if the problem persists
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#5104 [19:12] <foexzya> ok
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#5106 [19:12] <JohnEBH> foexzya, Also make sure to download 64bit Java
#5107 [19:12] <goldman> greyvulpine
#5108 [19:13] <person> Do I do any thing after downloading the driver?
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#5110 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> person - Install it?
#5111 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Afterwards, reboot if it asks, then try minecraft again
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#5113 [19:14] <Chaos234> I'll go to sleep now - on my contry it's 01:15 AM
#5114 [19:14] <Chaos234> good night/good day :D
#5115 [19:14] <violin_master> Hi I was on yesterday and recieved no useful help so I am back... how much bandwidth does online play use?
#5116 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> About 100k/sec, give or take
#5117 [19:15] <person> Ok, I mite be back, Thanks.
#5118 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> Less if you're idling, more if you're actively exploring
#5119 [19:15] <violin_master> ok so I am not a math wiz how much is that an hour?
#5120 [19:15] <Lucifer> i have unlimited bandwidth
#5121 [19:15] <Lucifer> :D
#5122 [19:15] <fault> sure
#5123 [19:16] <violin_master> good for you lucifer I do not
#5124 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> violin_master - Say about, 1/3 a meg an hour
#5125 [19:16] <violin_master> ok thanks!
#5126 [19:17] <violin_master> that is alot though but oh well the dial-up will have to work I guess
#5127 [19:17] <tobylane> learnt my lesson, tripled my home flag height
#5128 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> You won't be able to play minecraft via dialup
#5129 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> Dialup maxes out at around 5k/sec
#5130 [19:18] <violin_master> I have done it before but with alot of lag
#5131 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> (You'll be lucky to get that speed)
#5132 [19:18] <Grytviken> ok so ive searched online for a solution to my constant crashing but it still happens, but at least its giving me an error report now what do i do?
#5133 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> Grytviken - Post the error report at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL?
#5134 [19:18] <Grytviken> k
#5135 [19:18] * mib_g3lfy9 [mib_g3lfy9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5136 [19:19] <mib_g3lfy9> \hello, my son was playinbg a
#5137 [19:19] <violin_master> does it depend on how many players are online or does that matter?
#5138 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> violin_master - No.
#5139 [19:20] <violin_master> ok...
#5140 [19:20] <violin_master> thank you
#5141 [19:20] <mib_g3lfy9> sorry, my son was playing a game , he had saved it, his pc shut down and when he came back to the game, his game was nowhere to be found, now on the comupter files, it seems to be there, but it doesn't appear in the game. \how can we make that game come back?
#5142 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_g3lfy9 - Ever hear of a map editor called MCedit?
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#5144 [19:21] <Exdero> I can fix it
#5145 [19:21] <mib_5ccznh> GreyVulpine my card driver is on the newest stand so it doesn't need an update.... but the game doesn't run :(
#5146 [19:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_g3lfy9 - What you'll want to do is, download and install MCEdit (http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html), once you do, open up the world in MCedit
#5147 [19:21] <mib_g3lfy9> \no my son never heard of that and to be honest \i have no idea how this whole thing works \
#5148 [19:21] <Grytviken> http://pastebin.com/eNMkcQee
#5149 [19:21] <foexzya> ok now that i reinstalled Java after deleting everything i'm getting this--- Error: LoadLibrary failed with error 998: Invalid access to memory location.
#5150 [19:21] <Exdero> Install Teamviewer Please
#5151 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_g3lfy9 - Once you open up the world in MCedit, press Ctrl-S to resave the world, then close down MCedit.
#5152 [19:22] <Exdero> <--Am officially Awesomesauce at uncorrupting corrupted games
#5153 [19:22] <Grytviken> er french yeah sorry :S
#5154 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_g3lfy9 - Then try minecraft again\
#5155 [19:22] <Exdero> Or let me fix it >.>
#5156 [19:22] <fault> or just copy the level.dat
#5157 [19:22] <fault> really
#5158 [19:22] <Exdero> No
#5159 [19:22] <Exdero> here 1 second
#5160 [19:22] <GreyVulpine> Grytviken - Completely uninstall java and reinstall it
#5161 [19:23] <mib_g3lfy9> ok will try it hope it works \
#5162 [19:23] <mib_g3lfy9> thx\
#5163 [19:23] <Exdero> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110305102959AA1DFKl There
#5164 [19:23] <Exdero> Go there
#5165 [19:23] <Exdero> Follow the instructions
#5166 [19:23] <fault> that's it
#5167 [19:23] <mib_5ccznh> GreyVulpine my card driver is on the newest stand so it doesn't need an update.... but the game doesn't run :(
#5168 [19:23] <Exdero> It will fix your corrupted game
#5169 [19:23] <Grytviken> ok grey
#5170 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Did you try updating it from AMD's website?
#5171 [19:24] <foexzya> did anybody catch my last post, so i may get a solution?
#5172 [19:24] <mib_5ccznh> Grey Vulpine yes
#5173 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> foexzya- Did you install the 32 or 64 bit version of java?
#5174 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Could I get a dxdiag from you?
#5175 [19:25] <mib_5ccznh> what?
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#5177 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - You're on windows, yes?
#5178 [19:25] <foexzya> it auto-installed 32
#5179 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> foexzya - Uninstall it, install the 64 bit one
#5180 [19:26] <fault> foexzya: open internet explorer 64-bit and go to java.com
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#5183 [19:26] <mib_5ccznh> what's dydiag?
#5184 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> foexzya - Uninstall it, install the 64 bit one
#5185 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> er
#5186 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - You're on windows, yes?
#5187 [19:27] <Exdero> A system specs check
#5188 [19:27] <foexzya> ok
#5189 [19:27] <mib_5ccznh> yes windows 7 32-bit
#5190 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: dxdiag
#5191 [19:27] <fault> ??> mib_5ccznh win/dxdiag
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#5193 [19:27] <fault> oh
#5194 [19:27] <Exdero> If you don't know what DxDiag is you shouldn't be using 32bit
#5195 [19:27] <Exdero> Vox is down
#5196 [19:28] <fault> grr, i'd host the damn thing
#5197 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> At the directX diagnostic console, press the "save all information" button, save the text file on your desktop. Open up that file, copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there, then give us the address
#5198 [19:29] <TheKKM> grey
#5199 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#5200 [19:29] <TheKKM> I'm trying to reinstall minecraft on my laptop
#5201 [19:30] <TheKKM> it's displaying the same problem it did on my main pc
#5202 [19:30] <mib_5ccznh> greyvulpine I found it and how can I send it to you?
#5203 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> At the directX diagnostic console, press the "save all information" button, save the text file on your desktop. Open up that file, copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there, then give us the address
#5204 [19:30] <TheKKM> so I'll try the same process
#5205 [19:30] <TheKKM> therefore, can you link me the windows xp 32 Java and Java Runtime downloads?
#5206 [19:30] <TheKKM> I'll reinstall java and see what goes
#5207 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> error 998: Invalid access to memory location
#5208 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> er
#5209 [19:31] <GreyVulpine> http://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#5210 [19:31] <mib_5ccznh> GreyVulpine http://pastebin.com/YY2WjdHe
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#5212 [19:31] <Person> Hi any one here?
#5213 [19:32] <foexzya> GreyVulpine i'm using firefox 4 for windows, there is no 64 bit version :;
#5214 [19:32] <fault> ??> Person ask
#5215 [19:32] <fault> oh dammit
#5216 [19:32] <fault> yes
#5217 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Try using these drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#5218 [19:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Look for the Full Software suite download at the bottom of the page
#5219 [19:33] <Person> Well, the ATI did not work, should I download a diffrent one?
#5220 [19:33] <mib_5ccznh> thx I download it now it's big O.o
#5221 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> Person, could you give us a dxdiag?
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#5223 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> Person - Please go to your start menu, in the Run Command, type in: dxdiag
#5224 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> At the directX diagnostic console, press the "save all information" button, save the text file on your desktop. Open up that file, copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there, then give us the address
#5225 [19:34] <Person> ok.
#5226 [19:38] <Mezran> hey can someone help me get my mindcraft to update? im stuck on version 1.6.
#5227 [19:38] <Lucifer> !paid mezran
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#5229 [19:38] <Lucifer> you just update it
#5230 [19:38] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Go to the launcher, in the options menu, press the "Force Update" button
#5231 [19:38] <Lucifer> using force update
#5232 [19:39] <Person> Ok, Here you go. http://pastebin.com/5hfAqCV0
#5233 [19:39] <Exdero> I just trapped a piggy :D
#5234 [19:39] <foe> GreyVulpine does Windows 7, XP Offline (64-bit) look like what i dhould download
#5235 [19:39] <Mezran> ok i did that and it says failed to launch
#5236 [19:39] <GreyVulpine> foe - Yes
#5237 [19:39] <Exdero> so I can make a farm :P
#5238 [19:40] <flabbergaster> Hello, I have one gameplaye question. Is it possible to crush or destroy block by any means?
#5239 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - In the options menu, there should be a link to the minecraft folder below the button. Click on that to go to it, Delete everything inside except for saves.
#5240 [19:40] <GreyVulpine> flabbergaster - Lava works
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#5242 [19:41] <DreadLindwyrm> What block do you want to get rid of?
#5243 [19:42] <Mezran> its not opening.
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#5246 [19:43] <flabbergaster> Preferably stone, coblestone and things like that. How dows that lava work by the way?
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#5248 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> flabbergaster - Just throw the block into lava, it'll disappear
#5249 [19:43] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - What's the full error you get?
#5250 [19:44] <Mezran> when i try to force update?
#5251 [19:44] <foe> Grey now im getting another err_pid.... GreyVulpine
#5252 [19:44] <mib_5ccznh> intall finished waht should I do now?
#5253 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> foe - Pastebin that
#5254 [19:44] <foe> http://pastebin.com/ZJc13Yva
#5255 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_5ccznh - Restart your computer if it asks, otherwise, launch minecraft
#5256 [19:44] <foe> ots shorter than the last
#5257 [19:45] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - When you try to launch minecraft
#5258 [19:46] <mib_5ccznh> THANK YOUUU!!!!!! :))) IT WORKS!!!!!
#5259 [19:46] <mib_5ccznh> :) :) :) :) :)
#5260 [19:46] <flabbergaster> ah, but I meant solid placed block.. sorry for not mentioning. I've read that in piston mod 2 pisons could crush placed block, but is it somehow possible in vanilla?
#5261 [19:46] <mib_5ccznh> bye bye
#5262 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> flabbergaster - Not possible with vanilla pistons to crush blocks
#5263 [19:47] <GreyVulpine> foe - Strange. hmm.
#5264 [19:47] <Person> I can't think of any way other than TNT.
#5265 [19:47] <Mezran> Fatal error occured (4): /Users/Taylorallen/Library/Application Support/minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar
#5266 [19:47] <flabbergaster> Heh yes, I think TNT will be only way
#5267 [19:48] <foe> GreyVulpine another thing when i run MC Patcher and use Test Minecraft it works
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#5269 [19:48] <Exdero> :D I made an animal trap
#5270 [19:48] <GreyVulpine> foe - Everything's pointing me to a corrupt install of java.
#5271 [19:48] <Person> You can also get creepers fellow to and explode on the stone, but it's not to effective.
#5272 [19:49] <DreadLindwyrm> flabbergaster - You can use a pick to remove the block thyen throw it inot lava.
#5273 [19:49] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Are you an admin on your computer? Do you have any security software that may be blocking java?
#5274 [19:50] <flabbergaster> ok thanks for the help
#5275 [19:50] <Mezran> What do you mean by admin on my computer?? and i dont have any software that could be blocking it
#5276 [19:50] <Person> Oh, GreyVulpine by the way did you check this yet? http://pastebin.com/5hfAqCV0
#5277 [19:50] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Are you currently on an administrator account on your computer?
#5278 [19:50] <foe> that could be it... This all started when i tried updating my ATI Radeon 5450 graphics card drivers through Steam, and my comp crashed
#5279 [19:50] <Mezran> no
#5280 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Could you run minecraft as admin?
#5281 [19:51] <Mezran> how would you do that?
#5282 [19:51] <Mezran> ive always just opened it and it worked
#5283 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Person - I don't think that computer could handle minecraft. You only have half a gig of RAM. Minecraft requires at least a gig.
#5284 [19:51] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Try right clicking on minecraft.exe and choose, "Run as administrator"
#5285 [19:52] <tobylane> i lost home again :(
#5286 [19:52] <Person> Hmmm, well I can play it Minecraft online, but playing it downloaded does not work.
#5287 [19:53] <Mezran> is a exe file for a PC because i cant find one.
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#5289 [19:53] <tobylane> ah... set horizon or depth or w/e to far, now i see my beacon
#5290 [19:53] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Whatever you use to double click on, to launch minecraft
#5291 [19:54] <Mezran> ok. it opened the minecraft launcher
#5292 [19:54] <GreyVulpine> Try logging in now?
#5293 [19:55] <Mezran> same thing came up.
#5294 [19:55] <GreyVulpine> Did you launch minecraft as administrator?
#5295 [19:56] <Person> Well, I guess I will have to replace the Ram. Thanks very much! :D
#5296 [19:56] <Mezran> i think i did
#5297 [19:56] <foe> GreyVulpine do you think what i said earlier could have something to do with this?
#5298 [19:56] <GreyVulpine> foe - I don't know. It could.
#5299 [19:57] <tobylane> person there are a billion reasons to upgrade from 512gb, even now on 2gb i feel i could do with more
#5300 [19:57] <foe> this is very irritating, because it was working yesterday but not today after i turned off my computer
#5301 [19:58] <tobylane> ty, night
#5302 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> Mezran - Could you try switching to a windows account on your computer that does have administator privileges and trying to update minecraft that way?
#5303 [19:58] <Mezran> and how would i do that??
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#5305 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Do you have access to an admin account on your computer?
#5306 [20:00] <GreyVulpine> start -> log off -> log into an account that is an admin?
#5307 [20:00] <Mezran> i am on the admin account.
#5308 [20:03] <GreyVulpine> Then I'd recheck your security software, make absolutely sure java isn't blocked
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#5310 [20:04] <Mezran> will do
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#5312 [20:06] <LocoVader> Can anyone help me with a problem?
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#5314 [20:08] <Mezran> no its not blocking
#5315 [20:09] <Mezran> i turned it all off and tried it and the same thing poped up
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#5319 [20:10] <goldman> greyvulpine
#5320 [20:10] <frogonia> how i can get this game working
#5321 [20:10] <goldman> dopeshoti
#5322 [20:10] <goldman> dopeghoti
#5323 [20:11] <goldman> voxelhead
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#5325 [20:11] <goldman> miclee
#5326 [20:11] <frogonia> it only says that it isn't dowloaded
#5327 [20:11] <frogonia> some1
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#5329 [20:11] <goldman> dude we are all people thta are trying to get help u dumbass
#5330 [20:11] <TheKKM> Grey
#5331 [20:11] <TheKKM> oh
#5332 [20:11] <TheKKM> he's not on
#5333 [20:11] <TheKKM> :<
#5334 [20:11] <goldman> blue means u help people green means u need help
#5335 [20:11] <goldman> i want greyvulpine too
#5336 [20:12] <goldman> wug
#5337 [20:12] <TheKKM> darnation :/
#5338 [20:12] <goldman> 300
#5339 [20:12] <frogonia> asd
#5340 [20:12] <goldman> 303
#5341 [20:12] <DreadLindwyrm> What do you need a hand with? I can point you in limited directions.
#5342 [20:13] <TheKKM> minecraft won't run
#5343 [20:13] <goldman> ok
#5344 [20:13] <goldman> i will give u link to paste bin
#5345 [20:13] <TheKKM> instead of loading even the mojang opener, it just goes blank black/white
#5346 [20:13] <TheKKM> I've already reinstalled java
#5347 [20:13] <TheKKM> so I'm out of ideas :P
#5348 [20:13] <DreadLindwyrm> Have you tried forcing the game to update?
#5349 [20:13] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/QDnzff
#5350 [20:13] <TheKKM> hmm, no
#5351 [20:13] <TheKKM> I'll try it now, brb
#5352 [20:14] <goldman> dread that is my problem
#5353 [20:14] <DreadLindwyrm> goldman - I'm sorry, I can't make sense of that. I don't know what I'm loking for.
#5354 [20:15] <goldman> the other blue people know what those mean
#5355 [20:15] <goldman> i thoguht u did to sorry
#5356 [20:15] <fault> jarod, are you using 64-bit windows?
#5357 [20:15] <fault> oh, i think i creeped him out
#5358 [20:15] <DreadLindwyrm> You don't need to apologise - I just suck.
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#5360 [20:16] <frogonia> can some1 tell me why this game is only saying login failed not dowloaded?
#5361 [20:17] <DreadLindwyrm> It sounds like your login details aren't being recognised by mojang. Are you sure they're typed correctly?
#5362 [20:18] <TheKKM> Dread, no result
#5363 [20:18] <TheKKM> :/
#5364 [20:18] <TheKKM> I don't understand
#5365 [20:18] <TheKKM> it worked fine on this laptop
#5366 [20:18] <frogonia> yes im sure
#5367 [20:18] <TheKKM> then suddenly it didn't
#5368 [20:18] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. frogonia - what's your username - if the bot is working I can find out if it thinks you've paid
#5369 [20:19] <DreadLindwyrm> TheKKM - has anything updated on your computer to do with graphics drivers?
#5370 [20:19] <frogonia> it's working
#5371 [20:19] <frogonia> thanks anyway
#5372 [20:19] <frogonia> bye
#5373 [20:19] <DreadLindwyrm> probably a busy server...
#5374 [20:19] <TheKKM> Dread- not really, no
#5375 [20:20] <DreadLindwyrm> In that case I don't think I can help. I think you'll need someone who can go through dxdiag logs with you
#5376 [20:21] <TheKKM> yeah
#5377 [20:22] <TheKKM> oh well
#5378 [20:22] <TheKKM> luckily I managed to get it working on my main pc
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#5380 [20:27] <borcks96> why do none of the controls work??
#5381 [20:28] <borcks96> like i cant move or anything. what ever i push just makes me highlight a different square underneath
#5382 [20:29] <DreadLindwyrm> No idea. Can you get the options menu with your mouse?
#5383 [20:30] <borcks96> yea i got there
#5384 [20:30] <DreadLindwyrm> bear with me a sec.
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#5386 [20:32] <DreadLindwyrm> if you go into controls, so you have anything there?
#5387 [20:33] <borcks96> yes it says wasd is to move and e is inventory
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#5389 [20:34] <Product> Hey guys.
#5390 [20:35] <Product> !seen almostroot
#5391 [20:35] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 19hrs 39mins 41secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#5392 [20:35] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. So if you go into the game itself it does absolutely nothing when you try them?
#5393 [20:35] <borcks96> and it says in the top right in the game that i need to press e to open inventroy
#5394 [20:35] <borcks96> yep absolutly nothing
#5395 [20:36] <borcks96> all i can do is hit and jump
#5396 [20:37] <DreadLindwyrm> I'd suggest checking your key mapping for your keyboard. If that's fine, then I'd suggest reinstalling. Othee than that I have no idea what would cause that.
#5397 [20:38] <borcks96> when i tried to change the inventory button to 'i' it changes to numbers
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#5400 [20:39] <DreadLindwyrm> Are you using a laptop keyboard?
#5401 [20:39] <borcks96> yes
#5402 [20:39] <DreadLindwyrm> If so, I think your numberlock is on.
#5403 [20:40] <DreadLindwyrm> That could be interfering with your inputs
#5404 [20:41] <borcks96> nope i just turned it on and off and still nothin
#5405 [20:43] <DreadLindwyrm> I'm out of ideas. If anyone else is around they might have some ideas that could help.
#5406 [20:43] <borcks96> oh my god no anything i push open my inevtory!!
#5407 [20:44] <fault> !ping
#5408 [20:44] <GreyBot> fault Your Ping time was 0.562 seconds.
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#5410 [20:44] <borcks96> im gunna try reinstalling
#5411 [20:45] <Alexman141> ive got a problem
#5412 [20:45] <Alexman141> can someone help me?
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#5414 [20:47] <Jackson413> fire away
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#5416 [20:47] <SystemREQs> Hi :) Can anyone link me to the Minecraft system requirements? If there isn't any will these specs be able to handle it? AMD Sempron Processor 3500+, 1.99GHz, 960mb of ram
#5417 [20:48] <alexman141> can someone help me>
#5418 [20:48] <alexman141> ?
#5419 [20:48] <DreadLindwyrm> depends on what the problem is
#5420 [20:49] <alexman141> when i click login it says done loading...
#5421 [20:49] <alexman141> but the screen goes black before the main menu comes up
#5422 [20:49] <alexman141> and it stays like that
#5423 [20:50] <alexman141> ive reinstalled it and such but nothing happens
#5424 [20:50] <alexman141> can u help?
#5425 [20:52] <SystemREQs> lol, im in dire need of help ;3 My credit card is just DYING to buy minecraft! <3
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#5428 [20:58] <DreadLindwyrm> Those specs look good, but MC likes at least 1 GB of RAM
#5429 [20:59] <Product> Dread, how many players can this server handle (beta): Dual-core server at 2.6GHz, 4GB RAM, 150GB harddrive
#5430 [20:59] <Opeth> SystemREQs = Minecraft requires 1Gb RAM minimum, 2Gb+ Recommended (Although aim for 4Gb+).
#5431 [21:00] <Product> Hey Opeth.
#5432 [21:00] <Opeth> Hello.
#5433 [21:00] <Product> How many players can a server like that handle ? do you think.
#5434 [21:00] <Product> It's a VPS CentOS.
#5435 [21:01] <Opeth> Connection speed is also a big issue.
#5436 [21:01] <Product> Yeah, I don't know it's speed.
#5437 [21:01] <SystemREQs> So Ill have trouble with 960mb of ram? or will i just have occasional lag? cuz i can handle that
#5438 [21:01] <Product> Probably 10mbps
#5439 [21:01] <Opeth> SystemREQs - You can NOT run Minecraft wiht 960Mb
#5440 [21:01] <Opeth> Product - http://canihostaminecraftserver.com/
#5441 [21:02] <Product> Oh ok thanks :)
#5442 [21:02] <SystemREQs> aw shucks
#5443 [21:02] <Product> Around 15, thanks :)
#5444 [21:02] <Product> Brb 2 mins guys
#5445 [21:02] <Opeth> SystemREQs - NewEgg.com (US/International) or Scan.co.uk (UK) can get you some good deals on RAM quite cheaply. I recommend about 4-8Gb
#5446 [21:03] <JohnEBH> SystemREQs, 1Gb goes to minecraft 500mb goes to everything else. That's why it's recommended you have 1.5gb of ram
#5447 [21:03] <JohnEBH> Opeth, It also depends what type of RAM needs XD
#5448 [21:03] <SystemREQs> so i have buy a ram stick, do I just put it in my computer? or do i have to install things? (im technically challenged if you haven't noticed ;P)
#5449 [21:03] <SystemREQs> if*
#5450 [21:03] <JohnEBH> Not everyone is on DDR3 and highly doubt he's on that
#5451 [21:04] <JohnEBH> SystemREQs, How old is your computer?
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#5453 [21:04] <JohnEBH> Actually looking at your specs up there... Best guess is that you have DDR RAM.
#5454 [21:05] <SystemREQs> like a good 5+ years lmao Ive never had problems with anything though
#5455 [21:05] <goldman> [L]
#5456 [21:05] <goldman> hey john
#5457 [21:05] <JohnEBH> And DDR is expensive >.>"
#5458 [21:05] <JohnEBH> goldman, Hello
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#5460 [21:05] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/JMrWGl
#5461 [21:06] <JohnEBH> Looks like intel driver problem...
#5462 [21:06] <JohnEBH> Do you have an intel card?
#5463 [21:06] <goldman> ok so u remebr
#5464 [21:06] <goldman> yea
#5465 [21:06] <JohnEBH> Hmmm, I think you said you updated..
#5466 [21:06] <goldman> i have an acer but intel graphics
#5467 [21:07] <goldman> yea i did and that is when i couldnt play ?
#5468 [21:07] <JohnEBH> No, it should fix it...
#5469 [21:07] <goldman> yea i know it is weird
#5470 [21:07] <JohnEBH> Can you dxdiag for me? I'd like to know what card you have exactly
#5471 [21:07] <JohnEBH> Use run and type in dxdiag
#5472 [21:07] <JohnEBH> Say yes to any warnings and go to display 1
#5473 [21:07] <JohnEBH> In the name field it should display your card model
#5474 [21:08] <goldman> use run what is that ?
#5475 [21:08] <goldman> sned me a url of this ?
#5476 [21:08] <goldman> send*
#5477 [21:08] <JohnEBH> Um, hold the windows key and r together
#5478 [21:08] <JohnEBH> The windows key is the key between ctrl and alt
#5479 [21:08] <goldman> ok so im there
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#5481 [21:09] <JohnEBH> Type in "dxdiag" (Exlcude the quotes)
#5482 [21:09] <goldman> intel(r) hd graphics(pentimun
#5483 [21:09] <JohnEBH> A window should popup, if it's a warning just click yes
#5484 [21:09] <JohnEBH> Uhhh
#5485 [21:10] <JohnEBH> No need for the reserved symbol XD
#5486 [21:10] <JohnEBH> Can you type it exactly as is excluding symbols?
#5487 [21:11] <JohnEBH> goldman, Operating system?
#5488 [21:12] <Product> Hey guys, watsup John
#5489 [21:12] <JohnEBH> goldman seems to have died...
#5490 [21:12] <Product> Lol xD
#5491 [21:12] * Spirithorse [Spirithorse@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5492 [21:12] <JohnEBH> Anyways, if goldman ever does come back... Intel Driver: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20035/eng/Win7Vista_15221.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=20035&ProductID=3231
#5493 [21:13] <Product> He's been afk for 3 minutes.
#5494 [21:13] <JohnEBH> goldman, Download that ^^ and uninstall your current intel graphics drivers. Then when you restart install these ones ^^
#5495 [21:13] <Spirithorse> Can u help me
#5496 [21:13] <Sinistrahd> or not
#5497 [21:13] <JohnEBH> I sorta expect instant replies when you ask for help XD
#5498 [21:13] <Product> I want to start C or C++ Coding, just downloaded an e-book to start.
#5499 [21:13] <Product> Yup true, JohnEBh
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#5501 [21:14] <JohnEBH> Spirithorse, I could try, or the 165 others in this channel
#5502 [21:14] <Product> Yea
#5503 [21:14] <Spirithorse> Can u help me
#5504 [21:14] <JohnEBH> >.>"
#5505 [21:14] <Product> ?? ask
#5506 [21:14] <kaz> minecraft launcher won't load
#5507 [21:14] <Sinistrahd> kaz the minotaur goes to uni in new hampshire? hi kaz
#5508 [21:14] <JohnEBH> lol You wish product
#5509 [21:14] <Product> I wish, yes.
#5510 [21:14] <Sinistrahd> vox is gone a lot
#5511 [21:14] <Product> But it's a cool language, and I WILL ! learn it.
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#5513 [21:15] <Exdero> o.o My Minecraft is eating 2.054 gigs of RAM
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#5516 [21:15] <JohnEBH> kaz, Is it a .exe or recognized as a file?
#5517 [21:15] <Product> I wanted to start with VB.Net
#5518 [21:15] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Minecraft is demanding.
#5519 [21:15] <Product> But idk, I want a good start.
#5520 [21:15] <kaz> i don't know. how would i find that out?
#5521 [21:15] <Exdero> I know xD
#5522 [21:15] <gretchen> How do I fix the Bad video card driver error
#5523 [21:15] <JohnEBH> kaz, XP or 7?
#5524 [21:16] <kaz> mac
#5525 [21:16] <Tyler> hi i came earlier asking about video card drivers
#5526 [21:16] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Update your graphics drivers.
#5527 [21:16] <kaz> mac 10.5
#5528 [21:16] <JohnEBH> gretchen, I'll need a dxdiag
#5529 [21:16] <yoshi> Can u help me
#5530 [21:16] <JohnEBH> kaz, ... Not goot with macs.. XD you're using the minecraftlauncher.jar right?
#5531 [21:16] <JohnEBH> !client
#5532 [21:16] <Exdero> Could someone help me set up a server? >.< Tried yesterday, but it wouldn't work
#5533 [21:17] <gretchen> where do I update the driver
#5534 [21:17] <Tyler> i did that
#5535 [21:17] <JohnEBH> gretchen, As for you... Hold the windows key and r, that should launch run
#5536 [21:17] <yoshi> Can u help me Plz
#5537 [21:17] <AG_Scott> Whoever can't get it to work on Mac, highlight me.
#5538 [21:17] <JohnEBH> gretchen, The type in "dxdiag" excluding quotes
#5539 [21:17] <JohnEBH> AG_Scott, I point you towards... kaz
#5540 [21:17] * AG_Scott reads up
#5540 [21:17] <kaz> If that is what is provided on the site for macs then yes
#5541 [21:17] <AG_Scott> kaz: OS X Leopard isn't supported.
#5542 [21:17] <AG_Scott> You're 2 major versions behind.
#5543 [21:18] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Then click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
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#5545 [21:18] <Tyler> my minecraft said that the video card drivers were bad
#5546 [21:18] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Name of you graphics card?
#5547 [21:18] <JohnEBH> Tyler, I'll find the drivers you need.
#5548 [21:18] <Tyler> what?
#5549 [21:19] <yoshi> I need help with downloading
#5550 [21:19] <JohnEBH> Tyler, If you were reading anything I said, it should have made sense.
#5551 [21:19] <gretchen> mobility radeon x300
#5552 [21:19] <AG_Scott> Hmmm, maybe it does work on Leopard.
#5553 [21:19] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Alright
#5554 [21:19] <kaz> worked two days ago. o.O
#5555 [21:19] <JohnEBH> yoshi, Just hold up
#5556 [21:19] <AG_Scott> kaz let me see what I can find. In the mean time, click the apple menu and go to update software
#5557 [21:19] <Tyler> oh i wasnt looking
#5558 [21:19] <mermi> Yoshi are you yoshi from forcehotel.com?
#5559 [21:19] <yoshi> Wat
#5560 [21:19] <AG_Scott> update it if theres any updates
#5561 [21:19] <yoshi> No
#5562 [21:19] <AG_Scott> mermi: yoshi is one of the default nicks on Mibbit
#5563 [21:19] <kaz> if this helps the launcher looked like html code
#5564 [21:19] <AG_Scott> it's probably a random
#5565 [21:20] <kaz> and it wouldn't connect
#5566 [21:20] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Operating System?
#5567 [21:20] <Tyler> earlier i was told to do something with pastebin.com
#5568 [21:20] <yoshi> Can u help me
#5569 [21:20] <kaz> my software is updated except for safari and itunes
#5570 [21:20] <AG_Scott> Okay!
#5571 [21:20] <mermi> Hey guys when I open up the page to run the game out of the browser it says: Pixel Platform accelerated
#5572 [21:20] <mermi> what do i do?
#5573 [21:20] <gretchen> vista
#5574 [21:20] <AG_Scott> DopeGhoti: vox is gone!
#5575 [21:20] <JohnEBH> mermi, Update graphics.
#5576 [21:20] <AG_Scott> kaz: Open finder please
#5577 [21:20] <mermi> how?
#5578 [21:20] <JohnEBH> gretchen, How much ram?
#5579 [21:20] <JohnEBH> mermi, I'll need a dxdiag
#5580 [21:20] <kaz> k
#5581 [21:21] <mermi> whats that?
#5582 [21:21] <JohnEBH> Hold the windows key and r, that should launch run. Then type in "dxdiag" excluding quotes
#5583 [21:21] <AG_Scott> Press Command+Shift+G
#5584 [21:21] <Tyler> i was told to drag the minecraft files to pastebin.com
#5585 [21:21] <mermi> John was that to me?
#5586 [21:21] <JohnEBH> Then click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
#5587 [21:21] <JohnEBH> Yes mermi
#5588 [21:21] <AG_Scott> and type the following in the box it brings up: ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft/
#5589 [21:21] <yoshi> Help me!!!!!
#5590 [21:22] <gretchen> 1.0 gb
#5591 [21:22] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Ok ty
#5592 [21:22] <AG_Scott> Do you see something like this kaz? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9631803/Screenshots/lbaj.png
#5593 [21:22] <Tyler> on what
#5594 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> AG_Scott: I know!
#5595 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> well
#5596 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> not gone
#5597 [21:22] <kaz> it's empty?!
#5598 [21:22] <DopeGhoti> just on the other side of a broken connection
#5599 [21:22] <JohnEBH> gretchen, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-32.aspx?type=2.4.2&product=&lang=us&rev=&ostype=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032-Bit%20Edition#2
#5600 [21:22] <AG_Scott> You don't see anything there? o.o
#5601 [21:22] <Tyler> what do i do?
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#5603 [21:23] <kaz> completely blank
#5604 [21:23] <AG_Scott> kaz: can I remotely connect to your mac and see if I can figure it out?
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#5607 [21:23] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Download that and uninstall your current drivers. Restart your computer and install the drivers you just downloaded
#5608 [21:23] <mermi> john ebh
#5609 [21:23] <mermi> it comes up with a small window
#5610 [21:23] <mermi> what now
#5611 [21:23] <gretchen> ok
#5612 [21:23] <yoshi> I need help on downloading
#5613 [21:23] <kaz> sure
#5614 [21:23] <JohnEBH> Click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
#5615 [21:23] <JohnEBH> mermi, Then click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
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#5617 [21:23] <Tyler> someone please answer my question
#5618 [21:24] <AG_Scott> Ok, I'll send you a PM kaz. You see a little tab pop up somewhere.
#5619 [21:24] <charmander> Hello I just downloaded Minecraft and after loading the screen went black and doentdo anything. I am runningon Windows 7
#5620 [21:24] <mermi> that doesnt come up JohnEHB
#5621 [21:24] <JohnEBH> charmander, Force update minecraft.
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#5623 [21:24] <mib_u2pehn> Hey my game save got lost during a power outage. And I can find it in the folder but how do i get it back to the single player section?
#5624 [21:24] <JohnEBH> mermi, Are you at warning window asking yes or no?
#5625 [21:24] <mermi> It just has a windown with K:/
#5626 [21:24] <charmander> what doethat man exactly
#5627 [21:24] <mermi> and thats it and u can type in it.
#5628 [21:24] <gretchen> how do I uninstall current drivers
#5629 [21:24] <fuogo> if i buy minecraft on a friends computer can i download on my computer?
#5630 [21:24] <Tyler> what do i do if my minecraft says video card drivers bad
#5631 [21:24] <mermi> :.
#5632 [21:25] <mermi> :/
#5633 [21:25] <JohnEBH> mermi, Lol Type in dxdiag
#5634 [21:25] <AG_Scott> fuogo: Yes. It will work on any computer as long as you login your account.
#5635 [21:25] <yoshi> HELP!!!!!!!!¡
#5636 [21:25] <fuogo> ok, thank you
#5637 [21:25] * HariboPenguin [HariboPenguin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5638 [21:25] <JohnEBH> yoshi, Shush. Post your problem, someone will get to you
#5639 [21:26] <mermi> john
#5640 [21:26] <JohnEBH> Tyler, I've asked for the name of your graphics card. It hasn't been delivered.
#5641 [21:26] <mermi> it comes up with another error.
#5642 [21:26] <JohnEBH> mermi, Press yes
#5643 [21:26] <DrunkenPirate> Is there NO way to change the email associated with a minecraft account?
#5644 [21:26] <AG_Scott> DrunkenPirate there is not currently.
#5645 [21:26] <charmander> How do i force update minecraft
#5646 [21:26] <AG_Scott> charmander what OS?
#5647 [21:26] <mermi> johnebh it just has an error then under that okay
#5648 [21:26] <Tyler> what is my graphics card?
#5649 [21:26] <mermi> i clicked okay
#5650 [21:26] <AG_Scott> Windows, Mac, Linux??
#5651 [21:27] <charmander> Windows 7
#5652 [21:27] <AG_Scott> Ok.
#5653 [21:27] <AG_Scott> Open up an explorer Window. (My computer or whatever it's called will work)
#5654 [21:27] <JohnEBH> mermi, Click it XD
#5655 [21:27] <AG_Scott> actually no
#5656 [21:27] <AG_Scott> don't do that lol
#5657 [21:27] <AG_Scott> press the windows key and r
#5658 [21:27] <mermi> I did...
#5659 [21:27] <JohnEBH> AG_Scott, Lol
#5660 [21:27] <mermi> nothing happened.
#5661 [21:27] <DrunkenPirate> well thats just plain stupid, I change ISP's in a week and I want to move the email associated with minecraft. Is there someone I can email about this?
#5662 [21:27] <AG_Scott> DrunkenPirate you can try http://minecraft.net/support
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#5664 [21:27] <JohnEBH> mermi, Hmmm... Odd..
#5665 [21:28] <Tyler> what is my graphics card!?
#5666 [21:28] <DrunkenPirate> that page just says that email changes are not available
#5667 [21:28] <AG_Scott> charmander type the following in the box for run: %AppData%/.minecraft/
#5668 [21:28] <AG_Scott> DrunkenPirate then they don't want you emailing them about it.
#5669 [21:28] <JohnEBH> goldman, Anyways, if goldman ever does come back... Intel Driver: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20035/eng/Win7Vista_15221.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=20035&ProductID=3231
#5670 [21:28] <JohnEBH> goldman, goldman, Download that ^^ and uninstall your current intel graphics drivers. Then when you restart install these ones ^^
#5671 [21:28] <goldman> john sorry for just leaving like that my dad wanted to try to fix it
#5672 [21:28] <AG_Scott> Does a window pop up with files charmander?
#5673 [21:28] <DrunkenPirate> well they can expect a formal complaint torrow then
#5674 [21:28] <JohnEBH> goldman, Np
#5675 [21:28] <charmander> es
#5676 [21:28] <AG_Scott> Ok
#5677 [21:28] <charmander> yes
#5678 [21:28] <AG_Scott> Delete everything except the saves folder
#5679 [21:29] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Ughhh...
#5680 [21:29] <mermi> oh clicked yes
#5681 [21:29] <mermi> now what?
#5682 [21:29] <Tyler> What is my graphics card please
#5683 [21:29] <charmander> does the save folder ay natives
#5684 [21:29] * HariboPenguin [HariboPenguin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5685 [21:29] <JohnEBH> Hold the windows key and r, that should launch run. Then type in "dxdiag" excluding quotes. Then click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
#5686 [21:29] <AG_Scott> Once you've done that, charmander, open up minecraft again and it will redownload everything
#5687 [21:29] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Read that ^^
#5688 [21:29] <mermi> JohnEHB
#5689 [21:29] <mermi> I clicked yes
#5690 [21:29] <mermi> and i read it nothing happened.
#5691 [21:29] * SPIRITHORSE [SPIRITHORSE@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5692 [21:30] <mermi> nvm
#5693 [21:30] <mermi> something popped up.
#5694 [21:30] <JohnEBH> mermi, It should be opening up a window. Check to make sure your typing it right...
#5695 [21:30] <JohnEBH> mermi, Or nvm
#5696 [21:30] <JohnEBH> XD
#5697 [21:30] <goldman> spirit are u on ur phone ?
#5698 [21:30] <mermi> okay something is loading on the bottom
#5699 [21:30] <JohnEBH> mermi, Now click the tab for display 1 and tell me the name of your card.
#5700 [21:30] <SPIRITHORSE> Ya y
#5701 [21:30] <goldman> what time is it where u live?
#5702 [21:30] <Exdero> Could anyone help me out with making a server?
#5703 [21:31] <SPIRITHORSE> 831
#5704 [21:31] <goldman> oh it is 9:31 here
#5705 [21:31] <mermi> JonhEhb nothing comes up just like these tabs like security all that.
#5706 [21:31] <JohnEBH> Exdero, http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Setting_up_a_server
#5707 [21:31] <mermi> what do i click/?
#5708 [21:31] <JohnEBH> mermi, I don't think you're doing this right ^.^"
#5709 [21:32] <Exdero> Read it, didn't work...
#5710 [21:32] <JohnEBH> mermi, Hold the windows key and r, that should launch run. Then type in "dxdiag" excluding quotes. Then click the tab for display
#5711 [21:32] <mermi> no its loading and stuff...
#5712 [21:32] <SPIRITHORSE> Can u help me with downloading
#5713 [21:32] <mermi> yes ik
#5714 [21:32] <mermi> then u click yes.
#5715 [21:32] <mermi> wich is did
#5716 [21:32] <Exdero> Need one compatible with TMI, Zombe's and other mods
#5717 [21:32] <mermi> DirectX Diagnostics is up now...
#5718 [21:32] <JohnEBH> Exdero, MP does not support mods ^.^
#5719 [21:32] <JohnEBH> mermi, There XD
#5720 [21:32] <mermi> JohnEBH
#5721 [21:32] <Exdero> Custom servers do ^.^
#5722 [21:32] <mermi> what now?
#5723 [21:33] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Try #bukkit then
#5724 [21:33] <SPIRITHORSE> Goldman
#5725 [21:33] <charmander> The screen is blk againafter downloading
#5726 [21:33] <goldman> k so john i jsut downloaded that now i uninstal my old driver?
#5727 [21:33] <Tyler> atiumdag.dll,atiumdva.dll,atitmmxx.d is my driver card
#5728 [21:33] <Exdero> Like Bravo and C#raft
#5729 [21:33] <JohnEBH> Exdero, I know there are plugins for that XD
#5730 [21:33] <goldman> spirithorse
#5731 [21:33] <JohnEBH> Tyler, That's wrong, whatever... Operating system?
#5732 [21:33] <SPIRITHORSE> CAN YOU HELP ME
#5733 [21:33] <mermi> JohnEHB what do i do?
#5734 [21:33] <JohnEBH> mermi, Is there no display tab?
#5735 [21:34] <goldman> im not a helper person i need help myself
#5736 [21:34] <mermi> sec.
#5737 [21:34] <Tyler> windows vista
#5738 [21:34] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Laptop or desktop?
#5739 [21:34] <Tyler> desktop
#5740 [21:34] <Exdero> SPIRITHORSE LAY OFF THE CAPS...
#5741 [21:34] <SPIRITHORSE> plz
#5742 [21:34] <JohnEBH> Tyler, How much ram?
#5743 [21:34] <gretchen> How do I locate my current display driver to uninstall it
#5744 [21:34] <goldman> john i just dled the thing u gave me now i uninstal my old dirver ?
#5745 [21:34] <Exdero> What is your problem Spirit
#5746 [21:35] <goldman> gretchen it is un ur control panel
#5747 [21:35] <JohnEBH> gretchen, Locate in the unistall menu
#5748 [21:35] <charmander> hello is anyone there?
#5749 [21:35] <JohnEBH> goldman, And yes
#5750 [21:35] <goldman> k
#5751 [21:35] <JohnEBH> charmander, Busyyyy
#5752 [21:35] <Exdero> I'll probably be able to fix it, if you actually follow my directions..most people dont x.x
#5753 [21:35] <JohnEBH> charmander, Also I do recall AG_Scott already helping you with that.
#5754 [21:35] <mermi> okay JohnEBH the display page is up
#5755 [21:35] <Tyler> 446mb RAM
#5756 [21:35] <mermi> now what?
#5757 [21:36] <JohnEBH> charmander, If you're not going to listen to his instructions, don't bother asking for our volunteers assistance
#5758 [21:36] <charmander> then where is he
#5759 [21:36] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Whoa that's dangerous...
#5760 [21:36] <Exdero> ^ Thank you
#5761 [21:36] <Tyler> i know its slow
#5762 [21:36] <charmander> i did and it didnt work i just asked wha else can i d
#5763 [21:36] <JohnEBH> Tyler, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=&lang=us&rev=&ostype=Windows%20Vista%20-%2032-Bit%20Edition
#5764 [21:36] <Exdero> Your system has 446MB of RAM?
#5765 [21:36] <mermi> JohnEBH the display tab is up
#5766 [21:36] <mermi> what now?
#5767 [21:36] <JohnEBH> Tyler, Download this and uninstall your current drivers. Then install this
#5768 [21:36] <Tyler> what will this link do?
#5769 [21:36] <Exdero> Stop trolling
#5770 [21:37] <Exdero> No system is that horrible
#5771 [21:37] <JohnEBH> mermi, Look for the name field and tell me the name of your graphics card
#5772 [21:37] <Tyler> ok! thanks bye!!!
#5773 [21:37] * JohnEBH looks at the ibm on my floor...
#5773 [21:37] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Quiet fool -.-
#5774 [21:37] <Exdero> What the heck do you have? A Commadore 64? -.-
#5775 [21:37] <Exdero> Bleh
#5776 [21:37] <mermi> its 32 bit?
#5777 [21:38] <mermi> JohnEBH?
#5778 [21:38] <JohnEBH> mermi, Lol No, Look for something like... Intel, ATI, Radeon, NVIDIA
#5779 [21:38] <Exdero> No system from the last 5/10 years..
#5780 [21:38] <JohnEBH> And then more ward at the back >.>"
#5781 [21:38] <SPIRITHORSE> HelP
#5782 [21:38] * mib_kb7cw3 [mib_kb7cw3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5783 [21:38] <mermi> John
#5784 [21:38] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Most machines from 5 years ago probably had max 1-2GB RAM... XD
#5785 [21:39] <mermi> it all says n/a under the name category.
#5786 [21:39] <Exdero> My 5 year old Dell had 4...
#5787 [21:39] <JohnEBH> mermi, That means you don't have drivers install ^.^" Which makes my job a hell of a lot harder...
#5788 [21:39] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Lucky bastard -.- My HP had 1.5...
#5789 [21:39] <mermi> so what do i have to do?
#5790 [21:39] <Exdero> xD
#5791 [21:39] <Exdero> I ordered it custom
#5792 [21:39] <Exdero> But still
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#5794 [21:40] <napoleon> wug
#5795 [21:40] <JohnEBH> mermi, Uhhh could you find the model number of your machine?
#5796 [21:40] <Exdero> There is a comp made by IBM with like..
#5797 [21:40] <Exdero> 750 gigs of RAM
#5798 [21:40] <mermi> JohnEBH i cant :(
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#5800 [21:40] <moron552> does anyone know how to fix the a1dce528 error?
#5801 [21:40] <JohnEBH> mermi, Then this won't be easy to fix XD
#5802 [21:41] <JohnEBH> moron552, Update your ATI drivers
#5803 [21:41] <Exdero> It's a Supercomputer..Broke the world record for Most Proccesses at 1 time
#5804 [21:41] <mermi> tell me what to do
#5805 [21:41] <goldmann> JOHN WTF
#5806 [21:41] <goldmann> U CRASHED MY COMPUTER !?
#5807 [21:41] <JohnEBH> goldmann, Hm?
#5808 [21:41] <Exdero> 48 billion proccesses in 30 minutes
#5809 [21:41] <JohnEBH> goldmann, o.o"
#5810 [21:41] <moron552> how do i do that?
#5811 [21:41] <goldmann> when i unstalled my driver everyhting changed?
#5812 [21:41] <JohnEBH> goldmann, Yeah, that's why you reinstall
#5813 [21:41] <mermi> JohnEBH
#5814 [21:41] <mermi> please pm me it will be easier
#5815 [21:41] <Exdero> You NEVER uninstall your driver
#5816 [21:41] <JohnEBH> goldmann, With the downloaded drivers XD
#5817 [21:41] <Exdero> YOU UPDATE THE DRIVER..
#5818 [21:41] * Jfjfhdnjdnd [Jfjfhdnjdnd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5819 [21:41] <JohnEBH> Exdero, You do when it come to ATI and intel drivers >.>"
#5820 [21:42] <Exdero> >.>
#5821 [21:42] <JohnEBH> Exdero, They're really difficult to resolve. I speak from experience
#5822 [21:42] <Exdero> Only cause Intel and ATI suck >.>
#5823 [21:42] <JohnEBH> Why do you think we have all these problems?
#5824 [21:42] <JohnEBH> Lol
#5825 [21:42] <Exdero> Well
#5826 [21:42] <Jfjfhdnjdnd> HelP
#5827 [21:42] <goldmann> how can i reinstall my driver?
#5828 [21:42] <moron552> johnEBH, how do i update my ati drivers?
#5829 [21:42] <Exdero> Dont uninstall it and not reinstall..and definately don't accuse us of crashing your computer
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#5831 [21:43] <JohnEBH> moron552, Busy...
#5832 [21:43] <Exdero> Bleh. We need Vox back up
#5833 [21:43] <JohnEBH> goldmann, I told you to download the drivers before uninstalling
#5834 [21:43] <Exdero> -cry-
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#5836 [21:43] <goldmann> i did
#5837 [21:43] <JohnEBH> goldmann, So that you reinstall them right after
#5838 [21:43] * mib_6zlrmx [mib_6zlrmx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5839 [21:43] <JohnEBH> goldmann, Then reinstall using the drivers you just downloaded -.-
#5840 [21:43] <JohnEBH> goldmann, You'll have to restart again
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#5842 [21:44] <Exdero> John..please be aware that murder is illegal.
#5843 [21:44] <Exdero> So try not to do it :P
#5844 [21:44] <mib_6zlrmx> okay i bought the game off your site a few hours ago and each time i try to log in it says im not a premium member
#5845 [21:44] <JohnEBH> Exdero, SHUSH
#5846 [21:45] <Exdero> Username?
#5847 [21:45] <JohnEBH> mib_6zlrmx, takes time for these things to happen... geez.
#5848 [21:45] <mib_6zlrmx> robbtzommbie
#5849 [21:45] <mib_6zlrmx> sorry one less m
#5850 [21:45] <Exdero> !paid robbtzommbie
#5851 [21:45] <Exdero> !paid robbtzombie
#5852 [21:45] <mib_6zlrmx> yes i paid
#5853 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> is it robotzombie>
#5854 [21:45] <tyteen4a03> ?
#5855 [21:45] <JohnEBH> Ffs...
#5856 [21:46] <Exdero> !paid robotzombie
#5857 [21:46] <tyteen4a03> yup, that's it
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#5859 [21:46] <Exdero> >.>
#5860 [21:46] * Cial [Cial@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5861 [21:46] <Exdero> ??> mib_6 Teamviewer
#5862 [21:46] <mib_6zlrmx> i misspelled i did PAY for the game but it keeps saying i dont have a premium account
#5863 [21:47] <Exdero> -cry- Vox...I need vox.
#5864 [21:47] <Exdero> What is your username
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#5866 [21:47] <Exdero> Don't misspell it this time..
#5867 [21:47] <mib_6zlrmx> my username is robbtzombie
#5868 [21:47] <Cial> how long ago did you pay
#5869 [21:47] <tyteen4a03> robotzombie
#5870 [21:47] <Exdero> !robbtzombie
#5871 [21:47] <mib_6zlrmx> i dont know few hours
#5872 [21:47] <Exdero> !paid robbyzombie
#5873 [21:47] <Exdero> Ugh
#5874 [21:48] <Exdero> Feckin typos
#5875 [21:48] <Cial> Sometimes paypal is slow
#5876 [21:48] <Exdero> Call you're bank
#5877 [21:48] <Exdero> They're probably blocking the transaction..
#5878 [21:48] <mib_6zlrmx> i didn't use paypal
#5879 [21:48] <moron552> John, are you still busy?
#5880 [21:48] <Exdero> Cause the payment goes to Switzerland
#5881 [21:48] <mib_6zlrmx> nope it came threw got an email
#5882 [21:49] <Exdero> www.teamviewer.co,
#5883 [21:49] <mib_6zlrmx> and it said i need to wait an hour its been like 3 or 4
#5884 [21:49] <Exdero> www.teamviewer.com
#5885 [21:49] <Exdero> Download that please
#5886 [21:49] <Exdero> And PM me with your User ID and session password.
#5887 [21:49] <mib_6zlrmx> before i do what is it
#5888 [21:50] <Exdero> A Remote viewer client
#5889 [21:50] <Exdero> So I can see what is wrong.
#5890 [21:50] <mib_6zlrmx> yeah um i dont know if thats safe plus im on MAC
#5891 [21:51] <Exdero> -.- If you won't allow us to help you, don't ask for help.
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#5893 [21:51] <Exdero> We can't fix account/billing problems.
#5894 [21:51] <mib_6zlrmx> lol fk its downloading give me a minute
#5895 [21:52] <Exdero> You'll need to contact your Bank and/or the Mojang Dev company for account and billing support
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#5897 [21:53] <mib_6zlrmx> the transaction came threw the credit card company has said so
#5898 [21:53] <AG_Scott> mib_6zlrmx what problem are you having?
#5899 [21:53] <Exdero> Tell the Credit Card Company to stop lying and send the payment through.
#5900 [21:54] <Exdero> Not premium
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#5902 [21:54] <AG_Scott> Have you checked it?
#5903 [21:54] <Exdero> With AuBot? Yes
#5904 [21:54] <Exdero> The account name she gave me isn't paid
#5905 [21:54] <AG_Scott> mib_6zlrmx what payment gateway did you use?
#5906 [21:54] <Exdero> he/she
#5907 [21:54] <Exdero> Credit Card.
#5908 [21:55] <mib_6zlrmx> master card
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#5910 [21:55] <slimer> hello?
#5911 [21:55] <AG_Scott> I don't believe they accept direct payments.
#5912 [21:55] <AG_Scott> Did you use paypal or money bookers?
#5913 [21:56] <AG_Scott> slimer: if you have a question or problem, just ask/say it.
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#5916 [21:57] <gretchen> helppppp.....stone will not go into my inventory. Anyone know why??>??
#5917 [21:57] <mib_6zlrmx> okay so if they dont except the way i payed why did the site let me get as far as i did
#5918 [21:57] <slimer> When I login to my minecraft it says there is an update, so I click to intstall, part of the way through the install it stops and says failure to launch, now if I try again but choose not now for the update, the screen goes black
#5919 [21:58] <Exdero> Because the site loves you
#5920 [21:58] <gretchen> I can collect wood, gravel, feathers, flint...etc - but no stone
#5921 [21:58] <Exdero> It accepts the card, but your company is being evil
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#5924 [21:59] <mib_a7nwdb> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 8/2/11
#5925 [21:59] <cjk3000> Hello i downloaded the progam and then it loaded and then went to a black screen and wont do anything. Wht do I do
#5926 [21:59] <Exdero> Error report please
#5927 [21:59] <DreadLindwyrm> gretchen - have you tried using a pick?
#5928 [21:59] <JohnEBH> mib_a7nwdb, Pastebin it.
#5929 [21:59] <Exdero> DxDiag please
#5930 [22:00] <Exdero> cjk www.pastebin.com load a DxDiag up and link the URL to me please
#5931 [22:01] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Use tab to auto complete names
#5932 [22:02] <Exdero> JohnEBH alright, thanks
#5933 [22:02] <JohnEBH> Np
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#5935 [22:02] <cjk3000> what do you mean
#5936 [22:02] <JohnEBH> YES
#5937 [22:02] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5938 [22:02] <JohnEBH> NanoAce, !
#5939 [22:02] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, anything after "mibbit" in the index isn't in yet
#5940 [22:02] <JohnEBH> !google YAY!
#5941 [22:02] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=YAY!&l=0
#5942 [22:02] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, and I also haven't put in ?? and ??<
#5943 [22:03] <Exdero> ??> cjk3000 win/dxdiag
#5944 [22:03] <NanoAce> cjk3000:
#5945 [22:03] <Exdero> Dang
#5946 [22:03] <JohnEBH> !win/dxdiag
#5947 [22:03] <TheNytangel> Exdero, not in yet :P
#5948 [22:03] <JohnEBH> lololol
#5949 [22:03] <Exdero> ??> cjk3000 teamviewer
#5950 [22:03] <NanoAce> cjk3000:
#5951 [22:03] <JohnEBH> !slap JohnEBH
#5952 [22:03] * NanoAce unplugs his speakers and throws them at JohnEBH
#5952 [22:03] <Exdero> Ugh
#5953 [22:03] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5954 [22:03] <JohnEBH> That is not a slap...
#5955 [22:03] <Exdero> Go fix your dang bot x.x
#5956 [22:03] <TheNytangel> Exdero, anything after M not in
#5957 [22:03] <Exdero> >.<
#5958 [22:03] <TheNytangel> And I can't fix it till voxelhead is here to tell me stuff
#5959 [22:03] <cjk3000> i am new to this so i dont know what you mean
#5960 [22:03] <TheNytangel> Because DopeGhoti didn't have anything
#5961 [22:04] <Exdero> www.teamviewer.com
#5962 [22:04] <Exdero> Download it
#5963 [22:04] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH ask
#5964 [22:04] <NanoAce> JohnEBH: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5965 [22:04] <NanoAce> JohnEBH: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5966 [22:04] <Exdero> So I can see what is wrong with your computer
#5967 [22:04] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, No spam filters?
#5968 [22:04] <TheNytangel> No
#5969 [22:04] <TheNytangel> Plus, it isn't op or voice
#5970 [22:04] <TheNytangel> :P
#5971 [22:04] <JohnEBH> lol, this channel will get messy..
#5972 [22:04] <Exdero> Gah
#5973 [22:05] <NanoAce> I'll do it myself
#5974 [22:05] * NanoAce gets /mode ready
#5974 [22:05] <NanoAce> Crap, not op
#5975 [22:05] <NanoAce> -_-
#5976 [22:05] <Exdero> I wish Vox would get up again..
#5977 [22:05] <Exdero> Was it overloaded?
#5978 [22:06] <cjk3000> i downloaded tha now what?
#5979 [22:06] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Connection is dead.
#5980 [22:06] <Exdero> Tell me your User ID and the Session password
#5981 [22:06] <Exdero> The User ID sequence should be ### ### ### and the password should be ####
#5982 [22:07] <cjk3000> 824 517 921 and pass s 7967
#5983 [22:07] <Exdero> #= a number 1-9
#5984 [22:07] <JohnEBH> Exdero, Get him to PM it to you next time...
#5985 [22:08] <Exdero> Yeah
#5986 [22:08] <JohnEBH> Let's say a troll was on right now... -.-"
#5987 [22:08] <Exdero> I know. I usually do, but..yeah..mibbitarian and all
#5988 [22:09] * mib_rhz5q9 [mib_rhz5q9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#5990 [22:10] <mib_rv171l> 20:34 mib_u2pehn Hey my game save got lost during a power outage. And I can find it in the folder but how do i get it back to the single player section?
#5991 [22:11] * mib_0sptsd [mib_0sptsd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5992 [22:11] <JohnEBH> ...
#5993 [22:12] <mib_0sptsd> Hey my game save got lost during a power outage. And I can find it in the folder but how do i get it back to the single player section?
#5994 [22:12] <JohnEBH> ?? Nullsave
#5995 [22:12] <mib_0sptsd> What?
#5996 [22:12] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH nullsave
#5997 [22:12] <NanoAce> JohnEBH:
#5998 [22:12] <NanoAce> *cough*
#5999 [22:12] <JohnEBH> Looks like it's not in yet...
#6000 [22:13] * Justproud2bZzz [Justproud2bZzz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6001 [22:13] <NanoAce> It will most likely be in.. this week
#6002 [22:13] <JohnEBH> ALSO... Where the ?? and ??>> >.>"
#6003 [22:13] <NanoAce> I'm adding those right now
#6004 [22:13] <NanoAce> ?? is added
#6005 [22:13] <JohnEBH> lol Ok
#6006 [22:13] <JohnEBH> ?? Nullsave\
#6007 [22:13] <JohnEBH> Woops
#6008 [22:13] <JohnEBH> ?? nullsave
#6009 [22:13] <JohnEBH> YOU LIE!
#6010 [22:14] <mib_0sptsd> Basically I was playing and there was a power outage and my game on single player got deleted somehow
#6011 [22:14] <NanoAce> I had to save it
#6012 [22:14] <NanoAce> Try now
#6013 [22:14] <JohnEBH> ?? nullsave
#6014 [22:14] <mib_0sptsd> What's that?
#6015 [22:14] <JohnEBH> YOU'RE NOTHING BUT LIES!
#6016 [22:14] <JohnEBH> mib_0sptsd, Anyways.
#6017 [22:14] <NanoAce> Just wait -_-
#6018 [22:14] <JohnEBH> mib_0sptsd, Download mcedit and open up your save and save it as a new world
#6019 [22:14] <mib_0sptsd> Then what
#6020 [22:14] <JohnEBH> mib_0sptsd, Then try the new world
#6021 [22:15] <mib_0sptsd> Will I be able to play it like I did before?
#6022 [22:15] <JohnEBH> Hopefully
#6023 [22:15] * Decker_ [Decker_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6024 [22:16] <Decker_> guys how come i cant chat in my craft classic browser mode
#6025 [22:16] <mib_0sptsd> Like I saw someone do it like that on YouTube and It looked like they were making the landscape.
#6026 [22:16] <mib_0sptsd> .
#6027 [22:17] <mib_0sptsd> .
#6028 [22:17] * goldman [goldman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6029 [22:17] <JohnEBH> mib_0sptsd, Yes you can do that with mcedit
#6030 [22:17] <JohnEBH> mib_0sptsd, But it can also fixx corrupt saves like yours
#6031 [22:17] <JohnEBH> Decker_, Playing multiplayer?
#6032 [22:18] <Decker_> yeah
#6033 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Decker_, Not sure then XD
#6034 [22:18] <goldman> dude ok so john give me url for reinstalling my driver pls ?
#6035 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Seriously?
#6036 [22:18] * JohnEBH lols
#6036 [22:18] <goldman> i am downloading one right now but it doesnt seem right
#6037 [22:18] <JohnEBH> You're lucky it's still in the chat
#6038 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Intel Driver: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20035/eng/Win7Vista_15221.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=20035&ProductID=3231
#6039 [22:18] * kermie [kermie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6040 [22:19] <mib_0sptsd> So y can't I get it back In single player mode
#6041 [22:19] <TheNytangel> ?? !
#6042 [22:19] <NanoAce> (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#6043 [22:19] <NanoAce> (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you)
#6044 [22:19] <TheNytangel> :)
#6045 [22:19] * mib_oah11m [mib_oah11m@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6046 [22:20] <JohnEBH> ?? TheNytangel
#6047 [22:20] <JohnEBH> Nothing...
#6048 [22:20] <TheNytangel> Because I'm not in the index
#6049 [22:20] <TheNytangel> >.>
#6050 [22:20] <kermie> everytime i save then go back on my world isnt there!?!
#6051 [22:20] <JohnEBH> lol
#6052 [22:20] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#6053 [22:20] <mib_oah11m> John so why do u think I can't get my game save back to sing
#6054 [22:20] <TheNytangel> Or not..
#6055 [22:20] * quaddle [quaddle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6056 [22:20] <mib_oah11m> Single player mode.
#6057 [22:20] <JohnEBH> mib_oah11m, It's corrupt
#6058 [22:21] <JohnEBH> mib_oah11m, mcedit can possibly fix this
#6059 [22:21] * jnw98 [jnw98@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6060 [22:21] <mib_oah11m> What will mcedit do?
#6061 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> MCedit will fix the corrupt level.dat when it resaves it, letting you see it in minecraft again
#6062 [22:21] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#6063 [22:21] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#6064 [22:22] <JohnEBH> mib_oah11m, MCEdit is minecraft map editor, all I asked you to do is resave your save file...
#6065 [22:22] <TheNytangel> Why two of them >:o
#6066 [22:22] <jnw98> i cant get the game to run it says switching applet then the screen goes black
#6067 [22:22] <quaddle> minecraft beta is not downloading
#6068 [22:23] <mib_oah11m> What do I do after I load it?
#6069 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Press Ctrl-S to save it again mib_oah11m
#6070 [22:23] <quaddle> how can i fix this problem?
#6071 [22:23] <TheNytangel> ??< error/cantconnect
#6072 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Then Alt-F4 to close down MCedit, afterwards, load up minecraft again mib_oah11m
#6073 [22:24] <quaddle> tryed several times
#6074 [22:24] <jnw98> anybobody wanna help me
#6075 [22:24] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, half of NanoAce is up :D
#6076 [22:24] <TheNytangel> Still missing half of the keywords though
#6077 [22:25] <goldman> woah GREYVULPINE i have been trying to get u forever !
#6078 [22:25] <quaddle> is there something wrong with the game
#6079 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#6080 [22:25] <goldman> do u remebr me ?
#6081 [22:25] <jnw98> GreyVulpine help me!!!!!
#6082 [22:25] <mib_oah11m> Then what?
#6083 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> quaddle - Nothing wrong with the game. Try reinstalling java and your video drivers
#6084 [22:25] <goldman> jnw98 no he is mine
#6085 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_oah11m - Launch minecraft again
#6086 [22:26] <quaddle> ok thank you so much! :)
#6087 [22:26] <mib_oah11m> Will it be in the single player section
#6088 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_oah11m - Only one way to find out
#6089 [22:26] * mib_8n05tb [mib_8n05tb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6090 [22:26] <mib_oah11m> Omg omg omg thN u so much
#6091 [22:26] <goldman> john i am reinstalling right no
#6092 [22:26] <jnw98> @goldman i was here first
#6093 [22:27] <goldman> uh no i have come and gona for ever !
#6094 [22:27] <goldman> gone*
#6095 [22:27] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I have linux and mac reinstall done but not win :)
#6096 [22:27] <mib_oah11m> I have it back but how come I don't respawn by my bed?
#6097 [22:27] <jnw98> but i created this game
#6098 [22:27] <mib_8n05tb> i need help when i start minecraft it just disaperes
#6099 [22:27] <goldman> greyvulpine where have u been
#6100 [22:27] <jnw98> goldman
#6101 [22:27] <goldman> jnw98 then u wouldnt need any help with it ?
#6102 [22:27] <TheNytangel> ??> goldman ask
#6103 [22:27] <NanoAce> goldman: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#6104 [22:27] <NanoAce> goldman: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#6105 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_oah11m - Just head to your bed again, the level might have been corrupted by the power failure
#6106 [22:28] <goldman> thenytangel ? why did u give me nanoace ?
#6107 [22:28] <mib_oah11m> Can I just die then will it respawn me by it?
#6108 [22:28] <TheNytangel> Ask your question >:o
#6109 [22:28] <mib_8n05tb> no like when i say login it updates then the browser diseperes
#6110 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_8n05tb - Don't know
#6111 [22:28] <goldman> well i have john knows it
#6112 [22:28] * Awesomeness [Awesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6113 [22:28] <rypervenche> mib_8n05tb: What OS?
#6114 [22:29] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH's eyes are better yet?
#6115 [22:29] <mib_8n05tb> OS?
#6116 [22:29] <jnw98> @GreyVulpin everytime i hit classic and multiplayer and pick a server the screen says switching applet and then goes black.
#6117 [22:29] <rypervenche> mib_8n05tb: >< That means you're on Windows, hahaha.
#6118 [22:29] <mib_8n05tb> oh ok ya im on windows
#6119 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> jnw98 - Try uninstaling/reinstalling java, and updating your video drivers
#6120 [22:30] <jnw98> ok will do.......AFK
#6121 [22:30] * TheNytangel goes to write the script to disable NanoAce when VoxelHead is here
#6121 [22:30] * NanoAce goes to write the script to disable TheNytangel when VoxelHead is here
#6121 [22:30] <TheNytangel> -_-
#6122 [22:30] <TheNytangel> You shall not disable me, young man!
#6123 [22:30] <goldman> greyvulpine so remeber my game crashed after like 30 second of playing ?
#6124 [22:30] <mib_oah11m> Hey I have no idea where my bed is how do I find it?
#6125 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> You don't know how many people pass through here daily, I'm sorry, I don't remember your issue.
#6126 [22:31] * Kealper pokes NanoAce
#6126 [22:31] * NanoAce pokes Kealper
#6126 [22:31] <mib_8n05tb> rypervenche can you help?
#6127 [22:31] <goldman> oh sorry i kinda just told u tho ?
#6128 [22:31] <Awesomeness> Hi?
#6129 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> Why do I fear an infinite look with nanoace and AUbot
#6130 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> er, loop
#6131 [22:31] <rypervenche> mib_8n05tb: Could be Java. I know there was a reather critical error with it recently.
#6132 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> goldman - What about it?
#6133 [22:32] <mib_8n05tb> but my friend is over and hes on it just fine with windows
#6134 [22:32] <goldman> well it crashes after playing and only when i mine for 30 seconds ?
#6135 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Do you get any errors?
#6136 [22:32] <goldman> yea only sometimes tho
#6137 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> Could you share one of them via pastebin.com?
#6138 [22:33] <mib_8n05tb> could you help me?
#6139 [22:33] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/eHawGU
#6140 [22:34] <TheNytangel> ?? pastebin
#6141 [22:34] <TheNytangel> :D
#6142 [22:34] <TheNytangel> D:
#6143 [22:34] <TheNytangel> It isn't in yet -_-
#6144 [22:34] <goldman> it is same thing ?
#6145 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> goldman - And when did you say it crashes?
#6146 [22:34] <goldman> after about 30 secodns and only when i try to break blocks?
#6147 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> goldman - Have you turned down the graphics/video options in minecraft?
#6148 [22:35] <goldman> yes all the way down i have intel petinum graphics the worst of th worst u told me that
#6149 [22:35] * PcJamesy [PcJamesy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6150 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Ugh, yeah.
#6151 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> Have you updated your intel graphics?
#6152 [22:35] <goldman> greyvulpine DONT GO ANYWHERE i have to restart my computer
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#6155 [22:37] <TheNytangel> There, when VoxelHead joins this channel, then NanoAce will stop working :)
#6156 [22:38] <TheNytangel> And when VoxelHead disconnects, NanoAce will work again
#6157 [22:38] * PcJamesy2 [PcJamesy2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#6159 [22:41] <godman> greyvulpine
#6160 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#6161 [22:41] <godman> ok so
#6162 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> Have you updated your graphics drivers?
#6163 [22:41] <godman> i acidental uninstalled my driver so i dont have a driver at the moment i know a fail but it was an accident
#6164 [22:41] * VoxelHead [VoxelHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6165 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> That's not good..
#6166 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Do you know how to reinstall it/
#6167 [22:42] <godman> yes
#6168 [22:42] <Wug> oh look its vox
#6169 [22:42] <NanoAce> Banning everyone..
#6170 [22:42] <godman> i dont know how im stupid
#6171 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Could you give us a dxdiag?
#6172 [22:42] * mib_hb3t01 [mib_hb3t01@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6173 [22:42] <TheNytangel> Ok, I'ma put in some more keywords
#6174 [22:42] <Wug> * Wug NanoAce Aubot
#6175 [22:42] <TheNytangel> While he is here..
#6176 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> godman - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: dxdiag
#6177 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> At the directX diagnostic console, press the "save all information" button, save the text file on your desktop. Open up that file, copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there, then give us the address
#6178 [22:43] <mib_hb3t01> Hey when I go on mcedit what do I load?
#6179 [22:43] * spirithorse [spirithorse@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6180 [22:43] <spirithorse> i need help
#6181 [22:43] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, any requests for first keywords in right now? win/reinst? win/dxdiag?
#6182 [22:43] <Wug> ?? ask
#6183 [22:43] * mom [mom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6184 [22:43] <fault> spirithorse: State your question!
#6185 [22:43] * VoxelHead kicked Awesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Ban evasion, trolling, spam, discussing client hackery, and getting G-lined twice.)
#6186 [22:43] * VoxelHead kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: pre-existing ban)
#6187 [22:44] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#6188 [22:44] * mitch1224 [mitch1224@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6189 [22:44] <Wug> are all of the bots broken? whup, clearly vox isnt catatonic yet
#6190 [22:44] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#6191 [22:44] <TheNytangel> Wug, not active until VoxelHead quits
#6192 [22:44] <mitch1224> Hey guys.
#6193 [22:44] <spirithorse> i need help with downloading
#6194 [22:44] <TheNytangel> Wug, when Voxel leaves, NanoAce will do the commands
#6195 [22:44] <mitch1224> Whats the problem?
#6196 [22:44] <Wug> I was waiting for vox to respond
#6197 [22:44] <godman> http://mibpaste.com/dsQh7D
#6198 [22:45] <Wug> DopeGhoti: wtf is up with your interwebs
#6199 [22:45] <mom> i purchased the game for my son but i can't use the code. It shows up in his profile, but when we go to enter the code it says it is incorrect or has already been used.
#6200 [22:45] <Wug> Chip type: Intel(R) HD Graphics (Pentium)
#6201 [22:45] * Wug dead
#6201 [22:45] <godman> wug lol we have been over this
#6202 [22:45] <mitch1224> For the first time i have not actually had a problem, i just wanted to help out. And say my teture pack is now pasted and Community Compilation. :D Yay.
#6203 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> mom- Make sure you're entering the entire code correctly, dashes and all
#6204 [22:45] <mitch1224> Hey grey.
#6205 [22:45] <Wug> mom: its probably also case sensitive
#6206 [22:45] <spirithorse> i am tring to iopen it but it wont let me
#6207 [22:46] <mitch1224> spirithorse, whats the problem?
#6208 [22:46] <godman> grey vulpine did u see it ?
#6209 [22:46] * NotAwesomeness [NotAwesomeness@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6210 [22:46] <mitch1224> Any error messages?
#6211 [22:46] <mom> I did that. Trust me.... several times....
#6212 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> godman - Yeah, one moment
#6213 [22:46] <godman> oh ok
#6214 [22:47] <Wug> NotAwesomeness: BAN EVASION BANBANBNABNABNABANABANANA
#6215 [22:47] <NotAwesomeness> I love you, too
#6216 [22:47] <spirithorse> i am trying to open minecraft but it wont open it says publisher unverified
#6217 [22:47] <Kealper> Wug: at my requset
#6218 [22:47] <Kealper> request*
#6219 [22:47] <fault> spirithorse: Make sure you
#6220 [22:47] <Wug> <3
#6221 [22:47] <fault> 're running it as an administrator
#6222 [22:47] <Kealper> Wug: no, i mean i told him to try that
#6223 [22:48] <mitch1224> What? Copy and paste the error message into pastebin, then post the url here.
#6224 [22:48] <Wug> it is just a nick ban
#6225 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> godman - Go here - http://support.acer.com/us/en/product/default.aspx?modelId=3279 - and look for the Video/VGA drivers, intel, the ones dated 07/12/2011
#6226 [22:48] * Pixelated [Pixelated@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6227 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> mom - Did you look at the profile page of the minecraft.net account that was used to purchase the code? Is the code labeled as used by anyone?
#6228 [22:49] <Product> -.-
#6229 [22:49] <Product> Hey guys.
#6230 [22:49] * fault [fault@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6231 [22:49] <mitch1224> My laptops battery has drained to the level of 18% full capacity at maximum charge. Im gonna guess thats bad...
#6232 [22:49] <Product> Lol that link had "Product" in it.
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#6234 [22:49] <spirithorse> i hit run as administrator and it said are u sure u want to make these changes to ur computer and i hit yes and it didnt do anything
#6235 [22:49] <NotAwesomeness> .pastebin
#6236 [22:49] <Pixelated> www.pastebin.com - use that to paste your errors, problems, and so on! Please use it over spamming the chat!
#6237 [22:49] <godman> greyvulpine k
#6238 [22:49] <Kealper> ugh.....
#6239 [22:49] <NotAwesomeness> Problem, Ken?
#6240 [22:49] <Wug> >Please use it over spamming the chat!
#6241 [22:50] <Product> Brb guys :D
#6242 [22:50] <Wug> wut
#6243 [22:50] <godman> what does irc mean in top right hand ?
#6244 [22:50] * Kealper kicked Pixelated from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Toasty O's)
#6245 [22:50] <mitch1224> i r chat.
#6246 [22:50] <fault> internet relay cats
#6247 [22:50] <mitch1224> It is proclaiming what it is.
#6248 [22:50] <Wug> /kick Kealper MUSHROOMS
#6249 [22:50] <mitch1224> I ARE CHAT. :D
#6250 [22:50] <godman> ah it says i have 2 ?
#6251 [22:50] <spirithorse> i hit run as administrator and it said are u sure u want to make these changes to ur computer and i hit yes and it didnt do anything
#6252 [22:51] <mitch1224> Then, uhh... Copy what the box said and paste it in pastebin.net
#6253 [22:51] <mitch1224> or pastebin.com, i mean.
#6254 [22:51] <fault> spirithorse, do you have Java installed?
#6255 [22:51] <godman> there is a paste bin down at the bottom ?
#6256 [22:51] <godman> in the grey box
#6257 [22:52] <mitch1224> I dont think itsthe same. Might be, never used it though.
#6258 [22:52] <godman> i use it every time it is the same
#6259 [22:52] <godman> easier too
#6260 [22:53] <fault> It should work fine.
#6261 [22:53] <godman> greyvulpine what am i supposed to do when it finishes ?
#6262 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Install it?
#6263 [22:53] <godman> yea and then i have a driver?
#6264 [22:53] <godman> grey what time do u usually get on this ?
#6265 [22:54] <spirithorse> 1 sec il see
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#6267 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> godman - Whenever I'm free.
#6268 [22:55] <pudgetta> #Hello?
#6269 [22:55] <godman> oh
#6270 [22:55] <fault> ??> pudgetta ask
#6271 [22:55] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#6272 [22:55] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#6273 [22:56] <pudgetta> # im trying to log in and it says internal client error conection refused
#6274 [22:56] <godman> grey when i uninstalled my driver my screen got all weird and it is still liek that after i get my driver should i retsart and will it be back to normal ?
#6275 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Hopefully.
#6276 [22:56] <fault> ??> pudgetta error/cantconnect
#6277 [22:56] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#6278 [22:56] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#6279 [22:56] * mib_ahai7n [mib_ahai7n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6280 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> Wait.. is pudgetta trying to log into the launcher, or connecting to a server?
#6281 [22:57] <mitch1224> Dead chat... Bhum bum bhom!
#6282 [22:57] <mitch1224> Wow... normally saying that the chats dead revives the chat.
#6283 [22:58] <fault> It's definitely dead.
#6284 [22:58] <spirithorse> mitch ok it says i need to close this so when it is done installing i will get back on
#6285 [22:59] <fault> Is there any sort of fix for white-screening when trying to play classic in any browser on os x?
#6286 [22:59] <fault> I've seen that it's a problem for many people, yet no responses.
#6287 [22:59] <mitch1224> The chats funeral is tomorrow, at dawn everybody. Be there.
#6288 [23:00] <fault> It's not a particularly important problem, I'm just wondering.
#6289 [23:00] <fault> Yeah, any chance of banning mibbit clients :V
#6290 [23:00] <pudgetta> connecting to the server
#6291 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> pudgetta - Then that server is down
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#6293 [23:01] <pudgetta> no because my other friends can log into it
#6294 [23:01] <fault> At this time?
#6295 [23:01] <fault> Right now?
#6296 [23:01] <pudgetta> yeah and i tried other servers
#6297 [23:02] <fault> Is it a hamachi server?
#6298 [23:02] <pudgetta> now im trying to logg into the launcher and its says cant connect to minecraft.net
#6299 [23:02] <Exdero> o.o I just restart some dude's comp. Hopefully he'll get back on when it starts up
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#6301 [23:02] <Exdero> I had to update his nVidia Drivers
#6302 [23:03] <Exdero> And it restarted before I could tell him..
#6303 [23:03] <fault> pudgetta, then it's likely your internet connection.
#6304 [23:03] <pudgetta> thts wat my friends said
#6305 [23:03] <fault> Try restarting your computer.
#6306 [23:03] <Exdero> Run a speed test at speedtest.net and tell us the download speed
#6307 [23:03] <pudgetta> ok
#6308 [23:05] <mitch1224> This is seriously the most dead chat ever.
#6309 [23:05] <mitch1224> EVER.
#6310 [23:05] <Exdero> No it isn't
#6311 [23:05] <mitch1224> :/
#6312 [23:05] <fault> Might I recommend #smp?
#6313 [23:05] <fault> :|
#6314 [23:05] <fault> Turning it off and on again: Fixes 50% of problems, except for minecraft; that's almost always a problem with video drivers.
#6315 [23:05] <Exdero> It's a support channel..not a chat channel
#6316 [23:05] <Exdero> Rebooting your computer solves nothing -.-
#6317 [23:06] <Exdero> That is the guy who's computer I restarted
#6318 [23:06] <Exdero> cjk3000 D:
#6319 [23:06] <Exdero> Hope he isn't mad x.x
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#6321 [23:07] <Exdero> ??< win/dxdiag
#6322 [23:07] <Exdero> There we gi
#6323 [23:07] <Exdero> go*
#6324 [23:07] <Exdero> Vox is only ftw!
#6325 [23:07] <Tyler> hey earlier i did everything you guys said to fix my video driver problem but it still doesnt work!
#6326 [23:08] <Exdero> Hmm.
#6327 [23:08] <Exdero> What's the problem?
#6328 [23:08] <Tyler> bad video driver
#6329 [23:08] <fault> ??> win/dxdiag
#6330 [23:08] <Exdero> Update your drivers
#6331 [23:08] <Exdero> ??> Tyler win/dxdiag
#6332 [23:08] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#6333 [23:08] <Tyler> i did that
#6334 [23:09] <DopeGhoti> Success (I hope!)
#6335 [23:09] <VoxelHead> Tyler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#6336 [23:09] <mitch1224> Well, nobodys here. So i will ask the voices in my mind some things.
#6337 [23:09] <Exdero> -.-
#6338 [23:09] <Tyler> k
#6339 [23:09] <Exdero> This is a support channel.
#6340 [23:09] <fault> "What browser are you using?" "minecraft.net"
#6341 [23:09] <mitch1224> Does the voice in my cerebral cortex want to try my texture pack.
#6342 [23:09] <Exdero> wiw
#6343 [23:09] <Exdero> Fault
#6344 [23:10] <fault> hi
#6345 [23:10] <mitch1224> No, we doesnt.
#6346 [23:10] <mitch1224> Thats too bad.
#6347 [23:10] <Exdero> Did they SERIOUSLY say that?
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#6349 [23:10] <fault> YES.
#6350 [23:10] <Exdero> Welcome back
#6351 [23:10] <Exdero> Sorry Cj
#6352 [23:10] <Exdero> Didn't know it would DC the connection
#6353 [23:10] <mitch1224> What about in my ego?
#6354 [23:10] <mitch1224> It sucks.
#6355 [23:10] <Exdero> PM with the info, it changes
#6356 [23:10] <mitch1224> In my superego?
#6357 [23:10] <mitch1224> Its amazing!
#6358 [23:10] <mitch1224> Ok, im done now. :D
#6359 [23:11] <fault> brb, testing sleep
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#6361 [23:12] <fault> what'd my disconnect message say?
#6362 [23:12] <Exdero> This comp has gone to sleep
#6363 [23:12] <Exdero> welll
#6364 [23:13] <Exdero> This Computer >.<
#6365 [23:13] <fault> sounds about right
#6366 [23:13] <fault> that's the default
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#6370 [23:14] <mitch1224> So...
#6371 [23:14] * figaro [figaro@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6372 [23:14] <mitch1224> Anybody need help?
#6373 [23:14] <figaro> i got my son a membership on minecraft but i got the membership for the wrong acc what can i do
#6374 [23:15] <fault> Have him use that account, or buy minecraft for the right account
#6375 [23:15] <mitch1224> Uh... use that account instead? I dont know.
#6376 [23:15] <Tyler> paste bin gave me this URL file:///C:/Users/steve/Desktop/DxDiag.txt
#6377 [23:15] <fault> 0_o
#6378 [23:15] <raisin> im trying to log into a server and it keeps saying internal client error java.net.connect
#6379 [23:15] <mitch1224> lol fail.
#6380 [23:15] <figaro> he has 2 accounts and i logged into the wrong one
#6381 [23:15] <fault> rasin, can you connect to other servers?
#6382 [23:15] <figaro> still want membership just for the other acc
#6383 [23:16] <raisin> nope
#6384 [23:16] <Tyler> how did faces get in there?
#6385 [23:16] <mitch1224> Then, uhh... raisin, idk. Sorry.
#6386 [23:16] <raisin> ok lol
#6387 [23:16] <fault> wait
#6388 [23:16] <raisin> ill try making a new acc
#6389 [23:16] <Tyler> file:///C:/Users/steve/Desktop/DxDiag.txt
#6390 [23:16] <Tyler> uuuggghh
#6391 [23:16] <mitch1224> Figaro, we cant handle account issues here. Sorry. Email Mojang help for that, i think.
#6392 [23:17] <fault> ??faq error/cantconnect
#6393 [23:17] <figaro> whats the email addy
#6394 [23:17] <mitch1224> I do not know. :/ I fail.
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#6396 [23:17] <Tyler> file:///C:/users/steve/desktop/DxDiag.txt
#6397 [23:17] <mitch1224> I was about to say to google it, but ok.
#6398 [23:18] <fault> Tyler, really?
#6399 [23:18] <Tyler> aaahhhh!!! it did it again
#6400 [23:18] <Tyler> what do you mean really
#6401 [23:18] <TheBadShepperd> Three times.
#6402 [23:18] <mitch1224> Dnt put the entire thing. Dxdiag is Diagnostics of your computer, i.e.: RAM, so n.
#6403 [23:19] <TheBadShepperd> How do you copy pasta the wrong address /three times/?..
#6404 [23:19] <mitch1224> pasta?
#6405 [23:19] <mitch1224> lol fail.
#6406 [23:19] <TheBadShepperd> No, I meant to spell it like that. Sounds more like a verb.
#6407 [23:19] <mitch1224> Tyler, dxdiag is direct x diagnostics tool.
#6408 [23:19] <Tyler> i dont know certain parts change to faces when i enter it
#6409 [23:19] <mitch1224> Bad shepperd, lol nice.
#6410 [23:19] * spirithorse [spirithorse@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6411 [23:19] <mitch1224> They do that automatically.
#6412 [23:19] <Tyler> ok what do i do?
#6413 [23:20] <mitch1224> Hey spirithorse.
#6414 [23:20] <mitch1224> What s the problem?
#6415 [23:20] <spirithorse> hey it wont work
#6416 [23:20] <mitch1224> Tyler, what is the problem?
#6417 [23:20] <mitch1224> spirithorse, still not working?
#6418 [23:20] <Tyler> bad video drivers
#6419 [23:20] <spirithorse> it says there is a file with the same name for java
#6420 [23:20] <mitch1224> ah. Update te video. Everybody has that problems. Pixelworld fail.
#6421 [23:21] <mitch1224> spirit, uh... i really dont know much for that. Try reinstalling java, maybe.
#6422 [23:21] <Tyler> i updated the video drivers today
#6423 [23:21] <mitch1224> Ok. And it still doesnt work.
#6424 [23:21] <Tyler> yep
#6425 [23:21] <mitch1224> Ok... Uno momento.
#6426 [23:22] <Tyler> k
#6427 [23:22] <raisin> can u give me another server so i can try connecting?
#6428 [23:22] <mitch1224> Small talk of randomness (i have adhd to forewarn you): Dont you like Lord of the Rings?
#6429 [23:23] <mitch1224> Raisin, look up servers on the forums.
#6430 [23:23] <raisin> #can u give me a ip of a server so i can try connecting?
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#6432 [23:23] <Tyler> yeah but i saw the movies a while ago
#6433 [23:23] <mitch1224> Theyre awesome.
#6434 [23:24] <Tyler> heck YEAH
#6435 [23:24] <mitch1224> *highfives tyler*
#6436 [23:24] <spirithorse> idk if its working
#6437 [23:24] <Tyler> um so about my problem?
#6438 [23:25] <mitch1224> Spirit horse, reinstall java. That might work.
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#6440 [23:25] <mitch1224> Tyler, any error messages?
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#6443 [23:25] <Azerk> Hello
#6444 [23:25] <mitch1224> Hola.
#6445 [23:25] <Tyler> yeah the bad video driver one
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#6447 [23:26] <mib_ynuguz> hey i am trying to play minecraft but everytime it loads the game on the browser its just a black screen
#6448 [23:26] <mitch1224> Then... um... did you update the right video drivers? Might have not been your drivers.
#6449 [23:26] <spirithorse> im trying
#6450 [23:26] <mitch1224> mib, how old is your computer/how much ram?
#6451 [23:26] <Tyler> i got the ATI Radeon one
#6452 [23:26] <mib_ynuguz> 7 years old not sure about ram
#6453 [23:27] <Tyler> oh
#6454 [23:27] <Tyler> one second
#6455 [23:27] <Tyler> windows vista
#6456 [23:27] <Tyler> 446mb RAM
#6457 [23:27] <mib_ynuguz> im running windows xp
#6458 [23:27] <mitch1224> 7 years old?!? Uh... Holy... Ok.... Go to run in the start menu and type in dxdiag.
#6459 [23:27] <Azerk> My friend is having some trouble connecting to SMP servers. He's kinda busy right now, but I thought I'd ask around.
#6460 [23:27] <mitch1224> Any error message?
#6461 [23:28] <Tyler> Windows Vista 6.0
#6462 [23:28] <Tyler> ok
#6463 [23:28] <Tyler> im there
#6464 [23:28] <Azerk> failed connection : reconnect
#6465 [23:28] <mib_ynuguz> no it does the java loading circle then has the word minecraft with a loading bar then goes black with no message
#6466 [23:28] <Exdero> !paid cjk3000
#6467 [23:29] <Exdero> Alright..that's not it x.x
#6468 [23:29] <spirithorse> i need to uninstall the old javas and download the new ones i think
#6469 [23:29] <Tyler> mitch1224 i opened it
#6470 [23:29] <mitch1224> Ok... So... Azerk, is his internet connection stable?
#6471 [23:30] <mitch1224> Tyler, i was talking to mib... but ya, might as well see what your video drivers are and then update them.
#6472 [23:30] <Azerk> Yeah, he's been able to connect to servers on different games, as well
#6473 [23:30] <mib_ynuguz> so does any1 have any idea wat i can do
#6474 [23:30] <Exdero> Alright
#6475 [23:30] <Exdero> So
#6476 [23:30] <Tyler> but i updated them today!
#6477 [23:30] <mitch1224> mib, go to run in the start menu and type in dxdiag.
#6478 [23:30] <TheNytangel> :D
#6479 [23:31] <TheNytangel> NanoAce = finished
#6480 [23:31] <mib_ynuguz> it goes black before i reach the start menu
#6481 [23:31] <mitch1224> It mightve been the wrong ones tyler. I really dont know any possibilities other than that.
#6482 [23:31] <Exdero> I've updated this guy's drivers, done force update, re-DLed his Minecraft game, and dowloaded the latest Java for him
#6483 [23:31] <mitch1224> Not the start of minecraft, the start menu of windows.
#6484 [23:31] <Exdero> And his comp is still blackscreening
#6485 [23:31] <spirithorse> mitch1224 i need to uninstall the old javas and download the new ones i think
#6486 [23:31] <mib_ynuguz> ok
#6487 [23:31] <mitch1224> exdero, low ram?
#6488 [23:31] <Exdero> Any ideas?
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#6490 [23:31] <mitch1224> Ya, try that spirithorse.
#6491 [23:31] <Exdero> He has 3 or so
#6492 [23:31] <Exdero> 3 gigs
#6493 [23:31] <mitch1224> How olds the computer?
#6494 [23:32] <Tyler> ok the support team here earlier told me to download the video drivers i have
#6495 [23:32] <Exdero> Running win 7 with a series for Win 7
#6496 [23:32] <Exdero> so I don't think it is older than 2 or 3 years
#6497 [23:32] <mib_ynuguz> does the game work better if i install it
#6498 [23:32] <Exdero> not sure tho
#6499 [23:32] <mitch1224> Exdero... Wow. I do not know.
#6500 [23:32] <mitch1224> mib, install it.
#6501 [23:32] <mib_ynuguz> or run it through the browser
#6502 [23:32] <mib_ynuguz> k
#6503 [23:33] <Exdero> How old is your computer cjk3000?
#6504 [23:33] <mitch1224> It will work a lot better and you can play offline. It also makes it easier to troubleshoot.
#6505 [23:33] <cjk3000> i bought it about a year year and alf ago
#6506 [23:33] <Exdero> So yeah. Under 2 years
#6507 [23:33] <mitch1224> brb have to run upstairs. and how much ram cjk3000?
#6508 [23:33] <Tyler> oh boy my computers messed up :(
#6509 [23:33] <Exdero> He has around 3 gigs
#6510 [23:34] <cjk3000> availabe or all togeher
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#6512 [23:34] <Tyler> :0
#6513 [23:34] <Tyler> darn
#6514 [23:34] <Exdero> I just have no idea what's wrong with his comp.
#6515 [23:34] <spirithorse> Im back loll
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#6517 [23:34] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, it's finished
#6518 [23:34] <mib_g79iko> Hello?
#6519 [23:34] <VoxelHead> Look, mib_g79iko, there are more than a hundred people and other entities in #MineCraftHelp. Just ask your question, please.
#6520 [23:34] <Exdero> Decent RAM for a system of his caliber, and his drivers and such are updated.
#6521 [23:35] <mitch1224> Exdero, did you uninstall and reinstall minecraft AND java?
#6522 [23:35] <Exdero> As well as an up to date Java System
#6523 [23:35] <Exdero> Hmm
#6524 [23:35] <Exdero> No
#6525 [23:35] <Exdero> I didn't uninstall java
#6526 [23:35] <mitch1224> Try both.
#6527 [23:35] <mib_g79iko> I downloaded minecraft to my computer and after I login it just displays a black screen
#6528 [23:35] <Exdero> I'll try those
#6529 [23:35] <Tyler> well if nothing works im leaving
#6530 [23:35] <mitch1224> Any error messages mib?
#6531 [23:35] <mib_g79iko> i even allocated more memory to the java virtual machine
#6532 [23:35] <mitch1224> Tyler, wait.
#6533 [23:35] <Tyler> BYE!! :)
#6534 [23:35] <Tyler> what
#6535 [23:36] <mitch1224> Is it still giving you the same message of bad driver or not?
#6536 [23:36] <Tyler> yes
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#6538 [23:36] <Tyler> wait let me check
#6539 [23:36] <mib_g79iko> help?
#6540 [23:36] <mitch1224> Try downloading the update again, maybe. Or somehting.
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#6542 [23:36] <mitch1224> mib_g79iko, just say what the problem is.
#6543 [23:37] <Tyler> tried that like three times :(
#6544 [23:37] <mib_g79iko> I downloaded minecraft to my PC but after I login on the page and try and boot the game its just a black box. nothing is displayed
#6545 [23:37] <mitch1224> Are you absolutely definite that its the right update? Im just making sure.
#6546 [23:37] <mib_g79iko> yes
#6547 [23:37] <mitch1224> mib_g79iko, there are no errors?
#6548 [23:37] <mib_g79iko> no errors
#6549 [23:37] <Tyler> ill try something else later like google it or something
#6550 [23:38] <mitch1224> Ok... How much ram does your computer have?
#6551 [23:38] <Exdero> Same thing is happening with CJ
#6552 [23:38] <mib_g79iko> 2gb
#6553 [23:38] <mitch1224> K tyler. Bye.
#6554 [23:38] <mib_g79iko> i allocated 512mb to Java
#6555 [23:38] <Exdero> Thought I'd put that out there >.>
#6556 [23:38] <Tyler> 446MB RAM
#6557 [23:38] <mitch1224> 446 mb isnt enough for minecraft.
#6558 [23:38] <mitch1224> Same with 512.
#6559 [23:38] <mib_g79iko> whats a good amount? 1gb?
#6560 [23:38] <Exdero> 1 to 1.5 gigs
#6561 [23:38] <mitch1224> 1 gig is bare minimum. 2 gigs is best.
#6562 [23:39] <Tyler> how do i get it up?
#6563 [23:39] <mib_g79iko> ill try 1 1/2 gigs
#6564 [23:39] <mitch1224> your computer ram? Get a new computer, easiest way.
#6565 [23:39] <mib_g79iko> i am upgrading
#6566 [23:39] <mitch1224> Sory Tyler. Sucks man. :/
#6567 [23:39] <mib_g79iko> im getting 8gb ram new gfx card and spu and motherboard
#6568 [23:39] <mitch1224> Lucky.
#6569 [23:39] <Tyler> ouch i dont have enough money
#6570 [23:39] <mitch1224> My laptop sucks.
#6571 [23:40] <mib_g79iko> whats it got in it?
#6572 [23:40] <Tyler> any other way?
#6573 [23:40] <mitch1224> Wait for a family memebr to break their computer then take their ram cards and switch them, but htats tricky.
#6574 [23:40] <Tyler> ha :)
#6575 [23:41] <mitch1224> And could break your computer quickly, so... dont. Unless your friends in teh geek squad.
#6576 [23:41] <Tyler> cant i just delete stuff
#6577 [23:41] <mitch1224> No, thats Memory mrmory. Ram is how much you can have open at once.
#6578 [23:42] <Tyler> oh that's why its hard
#6579 [23:42] <mitch1224> Easily confused. Like voxels status as a robot.
#6580 [23:42] <mitch1224> Ya.
#6581 [23:42] <mib_g79iko> ok so i allocated 1.5gb and i still get a black screen in the box
#6582 [23:42] <mitch1224> Sorry Tyler, good luck, and DO NOT GET A DELL LAPTOP. Trust me.
#6583 [23:42] <Exdero> ?? Voxel
#6584 [23:42] <Tyler> why
#6585 [23:42] <mitch1224> mib, still no errors?
#6586 [23:42] <Exdero> ?? bot
#6587 [23:42] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#6588 [23:43] <mib_g79iko> nope no errors
#6589 [23:43] <mitch1224> Dell laptops burst into flames overnight.
#6590 [23:43] <Exdero> !bot
#6591 [23:43] <mitch1224> They did that a couple years ago, bad batteries and boom.
#6592 [23:43] <mib_g79iko> im just staring at a screen that says Minecraft on the top and is totally black
#6593 [23:43] <Tyler> WWWHHHAAATTT!!!!! :/ :)
#6594 [23:43] <Exdero> No shit, mitch1224
#6595 [23:44] <Exdero> Mine did that a few years ago
#6596 [23:44] <mitch1224> Ok, mib... uh... Just give it a lot. I guess.
#6597 [23:44] <Exdero> I mean..it literally almost exploded
#6598 [23:44] * Tonux [Tonux@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6599 [23:44] <mib_g79iko> lol ok i'll give it the full 2
#6600 [23:44] <mib_g79iko> the thing is...
#6601 [23:44] <mitch1224> Exdero, i am surprised less people know about that. I remember it.
#6602 [23:44] <mib_g79iko> ive run it before
#6603 [23:44] <mib_g79iko> it just crashed after about 5 mins saying java didnt have enough memory allocated to Java
#6604 [23:44] <Tyler> ok well that really bums me out ok bye :(
#6605 [23:44] <mitch1224> Sorry tyler.
#6606 [23:44] <mitch1224> good luck.
#6607 [23:45] <Tyler> thanks alot though bye
#6608 [23:45] <mitch1224> mib, what about... uhh... putting all you can (save enough to open the internet and to run the computer) to minecraft.
#6609 [23:45] <JohnEBH> ??> JohnEBH win/reinst
#6610 [23:45] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6611 [23:45] <VoxelHead> JohnEBH: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6612 [23:45] <mitch1224> No problem tyler.
#6613 [23:46] <JohnEBH> !win/reinst
#6614 [23:46] <mitch1224> Ok mib?
#6615 [23:46] <mib_g79iko> well its not opening int he browser either
#6616 [23:47] <mib_g79iko> to allocate memory -Xms200m -Xmx200m where 200 is the number I choose yes?
#6617 [23:47] <mitch1224> No, enough for the internet so that you can look up how to make something while playing.
#6618 [23:47] <Exdero> mitch
#6619 [23:47] <mitch1224> I dont know... im a computer person, but not that much. I know the common stuff.
#6620 [23:47] <mib_g79iko> in Java viewer
#6621 [23:47] <Exdero> Reinstalled botnh
#6622 [23:47] <Exdero> both
#6623 [23:47] <Exdero> Not working
#6624 [23:48] * gerzel [gerzel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6625 [23:48] <mitch1224> It was an idea, mightve worked might notve. Sorry.
#6626 [23:48] <Exdero> x.x Now what? x,x
#6627 [23:49] <mib_g79iko> well it allocated the memory
#6628 [23:49] <mib_g79iko> ill try rebooting it
#6629 [23:49] <mitch1224> I dont know. He has enough ram, he doesnt have any errors?
#6630 [23:49] <mitch1224> ok mib good luck.
#6631 [23:49] <mib_g79iko> Got it!
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#6633 [23:50] <mitch1224> its working?
#6634 [23:50] <mib_g79iko> the real test will be if I start playing and if it crashes
#6635 [23:50] <mib_g79iko> Java has plenty of memory now though
#6636 [23:50] <mitch1224> Yup.
#6637 [23:50] <oldtopmanserver> Happy Wi-Fi Day! 8/02/11 = 802.11
#6638 [23:50] <mitch1224> No guts, no glory. Go for it.
#6639 [23:51] <Exdero> ?? Blackscreen
#6640 [23:51] <mib_g79iko> it seems to be working
#6641 [23:51] <mib_g79iko> thanks for your help bro
#6642 [23:51] <mitch1224> No problem. Have fun, and use ALL FLAT as a seed.
#6643 [23:52] <mitch1224> Just like that. Caps.
#6644 [23:52] <mib_g79iko> it gives you a flat map huh?
#6645 [23:52] <mib_g79iko> no mountains?
#6646 [23:52] <mitch1224> No.
#6647 [23:52] <mib_g79iko> whats it do?
#6648 [23:52] <mitch1224> Its hilly.
#6649 [23:52] <Wug> yer mum
#6650 [23:52] <Wug> HA
#6651 [23:52] <mib_g79iko> just alot o fhills?
#6652 [23:52] <Exdero> Lol
#6653 [23:52] * Penis [Penis@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6654 [23:52] <Wug> I made a funny
#6655 [23:52] <mitch1224> You get 10 sand-collapsed dungeons, and a mini cavern right next to the spawn.
#6656 [23:52] <Exdero> Nice x.x
#6657 [23:52] <Wug> !kick penis ouch
#6658 [23:52] * AuBot kicked Penis from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Wug with reason: ouch))
#6659 [23:52] <mib_g79iko> oh sweet
#6660 [23:52] <mitch1224> lol
#6661 [23:53] <mib_g79iko> thanks man
#6662 [23:53] <Exdero> ALL FLAT should give you a flat map -.-
#6663 [23:53] <Wug> "AuBot has kicked Penis"
#6664 [23:53] * Kata [Kata@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6665 [23:53] <Kata> Haha, sorry, all my nicks were taken.
#6666 [23:53] <Wug> lol
#6667 [23:53] <mitch1224> No, it wont.
#6668 [23:53] <Kata> So I just ran out of creativity.
#6669 [23:53] <mitch1224> You type in glacier, you get a desert.
#6670 [23:53] <Wug> I only did is so this would happen: "AuBot has kicked Penis"
#6671 [23:53] <Exdero> logically, ALL FLAT should be flat
#6672 [23:54] <Wug> Exdero: umm no, since it just hashes the string into a more or less random long int and uses it as the seed
#6673 [23:54] <mitch1224> Logically, people should be smarter than Apes. But every now and then you get an idiot.
#6674 [23:54] <Wug> ALL FLAT isnt treated any more specially than any other int
#6675 [23:54] <mitch1224> yup.
#6676 [23:54] <mitch1224> What he said.
#6677 [23:54] <Wug> and by int I mean string
#6678 [23:54] <mitch1224> integer, right?
#6679 [23:55] <Kata> Speaking of help, anyone know if anyone using my nickname will get auto-kicked from it or do I have to set that up?
#6680 [23:55] <Kata> And yeah it's registered
#6681 [23:55] <Wug> you have to set that up
#6682 [23:55] <Wug> /ns help
#6683 [23:55] <Kata> Yeah I did that
#6684 [23:55] <Kata> Didn't see any command that showed me...
#6685 [23:56] <mitch1224> ill be back in a bit. If there are random things that make no sense/ random hellos and such, its my friend whos staying with me for a bit.
#6686 [23:58] <Exdero> This guy doesn't have any folders besides bin and last login in his .minecraft folder
#6687 [23:58] <Exdero> Wug
#6688 [23:59] <Exdero> You mind helping me out with this one?
#6689 [23:59] <Wug> ?? !
#6690 [23:59] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#6691 [23:59] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#6692 [23:59] <Exdero> Been trying to help him for over an hour with no success
#6693 [23:59] <Exdero> Hrm
#6694 [23:59] <Exdero> You think that is the problem?
#6695 [23:59] <Wug> I bet it is