#1 [00:00] * |Kiichan| has an 8600 :P
#1 [00:00] <TheNytangel> Bbrb
#2 [00:00] <ToastyPancakes> Thanks? Lol
#3 [00:00] <TheNytangel> Brb*
#4 [00:00] <ToastyPancakes> Is that an admin only thing?
#5 [00:00] <JukkaTibbs> Aww, I use a Dell Studio and a T1440, Mine are little lappy's
#6 [00:01] <ToastyPancakes> I've been awake for over 24 hours. o.o
#7 [00:01] <JukkaTibbs> but the T1440 lappy was top of the line back 5 years ago When I ordered it custom for liek 1200$
#8 [00:01] <ToastyPancakes> Im not even tired.
#9 [00:01] <JukkaTibbs> ToastyPancakes \o
#10 [00:01] <ToastyPancakes> I've had this laptop for almost 3 years?
#11 [00:02] <ToastyPancakes> Idk how long exactly. Not mine, my moms.
#12 [00:02] <TheNytangel> Back
#13 [00:02] <DonskovAnton> What about my problem? I even stayed hyphae code
#14 [00:02] <DonskovAnton> gif*
#15 [00:02] <DonskovAnton> code
#16 [00:02] <TheNytangel> DonskovAnton, you need to buy minecraft from minecraft.net
#17 [00:02] <JukkaTibbs> DonskovAnton, Im lookin at that place right now
#18 [00:02] <JukkaTibbs> Seems really sketchy
#19 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> ToastyPancakes - Just go to http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx -- use the "Automatically Detect and Install"
#20 [00:03] <|Kiichan|> ??< support
#21 [00:03] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, for my birthday cake, will you make me a minecraft cake with creeper candles on it? :)
#22 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#23 [00:03] <|Kiichan|> DonskovAnton: did you pay at http://www.minecraft.net/ ?
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#25 [00:04] <DonskovAnton> Опять платить? О_о Это просто несправедливо :( играл же нормально целый месяц! Даже больше месяца =(
#26 [00:04] <ToastyPancakes> ._.
#27 [00:04] <DonskovAnton> Again, pay? O_o It's just not fair: (played as normal for a month-even more than a month = (
#28 [00:04] <ToastyPancakes> Russian! :D
#29 [00:04] <TheNytangel> DonskovAnton, did you pay for the gift code?
#30 [00:04] <JukkaTibbs> Sorry to hear you paid for a bandit key
#31 [00:04] <JukkaTibbs> That sucks
#32 [00:05] <ToastyPancakes> Bandit Key? What's that, a bootleg Minecraft code?
#33 [00:05] <JukkaTibbs> I hope you didnt pay too much for that pos
#34 [00:05] * |Kiichan| thinks they are hosting a hacked copy.. since it hasnt been updated to 1.7.3...
#34 [00:05] <TheNytangel> DonskovAnton, if you paid for a gift code, either get your money back or sue them (jk dont sue them), and buy it from minecraft.net
#35 [00:05] <JukkaTibbs> Yaeh thats another term for somthing like that
#36 [00:05] <ToastyPancakes> Does anyone have DragonAge2?
#37 [00:05] <ToastyPancakes> I have a code for Isaac Clarke armor in it.
#38 [00:05] <ToastyPancakes> I dont need it.
#39 [00:05] <JukkaTibbs> Exploit them, <- not sure thats the right word, But make a post saying that this place is a Fake !
#40 [00:06] <TheNytangel> Expose?
#41 [00:06] <JukkaTibbs> Bandit Key, Its like a sneaky think you just bought the real product but it works for a while, and then you get caught, I almost been caught by one DL' music from a source that wasnt approvable
#42 [00:06] * xarcus [xarcus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#43 [00:07] <JukkaTibbs> Thats when I was a stupid kid though
#44 [00:07] <JukkaTibbs> there's a guy named product in here ?
#45 [00:07] <JukkaTibbs> haha
#46 [00:07] <ToastyPancakes> Lol yes.
#47 [00:07] <DonskovAnton> Не успеваю читать по английски ) То Есть мне нужно подать на них жалобу?
#48 [00:07] <ToastyPancakes> Near the bottom of the list.
#49 [00:07] <TheNytangel> Um
#50 [00:07] <TheNytangel> Translate?
#51 [00:07] <ToastyPancakes> TRANSLATE.
#52 [00:07] <JukkaTibbs> hehehe
#53 [00:08] <ToastyPancakes> Lol, do like ??>Translae
#54 [00:08] <ToastyPancakes> *Translate
#55 [00:08] <TheNytangel> ?? translate
#56 [00:08] <TheNytangel> Don't have it
#57 [00:08] <DonskovAnton> Do not have time to read in English) That is, I need to file a complaint against them?
#58 [00:08] <ToastyPancakes> Meh, get it then.
#59 [00:08] <JukkaTibbs> DonskovAnton, Yes do that
#60 [00:08] <TheNytangel> DonskovAnton, get your money back
#61 [00:08] <ToastyPancakes> DonskovAnton, fight the power.
#62 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> [:
#63 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> Just trying to help.
#64 [00:09] <JukkaTibbs> DonskovAnton, Go kick some Butt
#65 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM.
#66 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> :D
#67 [00:09] <|Kiichan|> Вы дали деньги www.minecraft.su или www.minecraft.net?
#68 [00:09] <TheNytangel> DonskovAnton, hack their website
#69 [00:09] * |Kiichan| uses google translate!
#69 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> NO. Bad advice.
#70 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> LOL.
#71 [00:09] <TheNytangel> Lol
#72 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> It's not very effective.
#73 [00:09] <JukkaTibbs> Brb, I need to get some Crackers!
#74 [00:09] <JukkaTibbs> yumyum
#75 [00:09] <ToastyPancakes> Ritz?
#76 [00:10] <TheNytangel> Lol, hack their website and give everyone their money back
#77 [00:10] <DonskovAnton> This is not a chance. Money back ... I find it easier to win a pair of latero million Euros
#78 [00:10] <ToastyPancakes> Cheez - Itz?
#79 [00:10] <rypervenche> DonskovAnton: Then learn from your mistake. Always use official sources.
#80 [00:10] <xarcus> I was trying to download mods .. Now when I try to log into minecraft it says updating minecraft done loading....Will not do anything else?????Does anyone know what I can do to get back into the game...
#81 [00:10] <Product> SHUT UP
#82 [00:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> xarcus win/reinst
#83 [00:10] <Product> MOTHE f
#84 [00:10] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#85 [00:10] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#86 [00:10] <ToastyPancakes> TheNytangle, who all are the bots on here?
#87 [00:10] <Product> JukkaTibbs
#88 [00:11] <ToastyPancakes> Aww.
#89 [00:11] <Product> Why ?
#90 [00:11] <TheNytangel> xarcus, did you delete the meta-inf folder? Or just let GreyVulpine uninstall all of your work..
#91 [00:11] <Product> Oh
#92 [00:11] <ToastyPancakes> Fail name spell.
#93 [00:11] <JukkaTibbs> Why what ?
#94 [00:11] <Product> Oh
#95 [00:11] <|Kiichan|> AuBot, GreyBot, NanoAce, and VoxelHead
#96 [00:11] <Product> Sorry I tought you ment
#97 [00:11] <ToastyPancakes> AH.
#98 [00:11] <Product> "Is there a gay named Product here ?
#99 [00:11] <Product> It was guy..
#100 [00:11] <TheNytangel> |Kiichan| how u know nano is bot >:o
#101 [00:11] <Product> Sorry.
#102 [00:11] <ToastyPancakes> I like VoxelHead the most. :p
#103 [00:11] <JukkaTibbs> Oh its all good
#104 [00:11] <|Kiichan|> :P
#105 [00:11] <JukkaTibbs> :)
#106 [00:11] <Product> Yeah, what do you need ? :D
#107 [00:11] <TheNytangel> Oh, his name is "bot"
#108 [00:11] <TheNytangel> Dur
#109 [00:11] <ToastyPancakes> Product. Do you have fatty products in you? :D
#110 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> Ehhh. Bad joke.
#111 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> Im gonna shutup now.
#112 [00:12] <Product> ToastyPancakes: Well actually not yet.
#113 [00:12] * RexZieger [RexZieger@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#114 [00:12] <|Kiichan|> ooh! is he all natural and organic by USDA standards?
#115 [00:12] <JukkaTibbs> Who said Cheese-Its ! ?
#116 [00:12] <Product> No pancakes for sale.l
#117 [00:12] <JukkaTibbs> That's Exactly what I got
#118 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> MW! :D
#119 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> *ME
#120 [00:12] <Product> JukkaTibbs, do you need anything ?
#121 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> I said Chees - Itz.
#122 [00:12] <JukkaTibbs> High Five ToastyPancakes \o
#123 [00:12] <Product> lol xD
#124 [00:12] <ToastyPancakes> Yaey[:
#125 [00:12] <DonskovAnton> Then, when it will officially extend the game in Russia?
#126 [00:12] <rypervenche> There are enough typos in this channel to feed a third-world country.
#127 [00:12] <Product> Your guys are in high mood.
#128 [00:12] <RexZieger> anybody actually able to possibly help?
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#130 [00:13] <JukkaTibbs> Me no, I was saying product like it was a term for a piece of equiptment, not mentioning you as in person like your name,
#131 [00:13] <JukkaTibbs> That came out all funny
#132 [00:13] <ToastyPancakes> TheNytangel is a good helper.[:
#133 [00:13] <Product> Lol ok :D
#134 [00:13] <Product> It always happens.
#135 [00:13] <ToastyPancakes> And GreyVulpine.
#136 [00:13] <JukkaTibbs> Sorry :D
#137 [00:13] <TheNytangel> I fixed NanoAce :D
#138 [00:13] <Product> I'am sorry :)
#139 [00:13] <rypervenche> DonskovAnton: Probably once or after it is released, in November.
#140 [00:13] <|Kiichan|> DonskovAnton: the game is playable everywhere as far as i know. just only language is english.
#141 [00:13] <Product> is now AFK.
#142 [00:13] <ToastyPancakes> That sucks.
#143 [00:13] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I am a good helper. I get voice nao? :)
#144 [00:13] * mib_zinfqr [mib_zinfqr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#145 [00:14] <ToastyPancakes> I need a good nutrition product. /:
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#147 [00:14] * |Kiichan| gives NanoAce a computer virus
#147 [00:14] * NanoAce gives |Kiichan| a computer virus
#147 [00:14] <JukkaTibbs> XD
#148 [00:14] <ToastyPancakes> *trollface*
#149 [00:14] <TheShadowMaster> how do i upgrade
#150 [00:14] <Product> lol..
#151 [00:14] <ToastyPancakes> What do you mean Shadow?
#152 [00:14] <Product> is now afk.
#153 [00:14] <JukkaTibbs> Like force Update ?
#154 [00:14] <TheShadowMaster> yes
#155 [00:14] <ToastyPancakes> You can do that on the download version, cant you?
#156 [00:14] <|Kiichan|> options in the loader
#157 [00:14] <JukkaTibbs> Yup
#158 [00:15] <TheNytangel> TheShadowMaster, open the launcher, click options, force update, ok, login
#159 [00:15] <JukkaTibbs> From the DL'abel client, you force update
#160 [00:15] <|Kiichan|> just click force update, then login
#161 [00:15] <ToastyPancakes> Ah. I like the browser, because IT DOESNT CRASH ON ME.
#162 [00:15] <TheShadowMaster> where is the launcher
#163 [00:15] <ToastyPancakes> *Is Raging*
#164 [00:15] <Scott> or you can just go delete all of the files
#165 [00:15] <TheShadowMaster> lol
#166 [00:15] <ToastyPancakes> Aw.
#167 [00:15] <TheNytangel> !client
#168 [00:15] <TheNytangel> Scott, too easy
#169 [00:15] <RexZieger> i've been having some client issues recently, anybody wanna help?
#170 [00:15] <ToastyPancakes> That speaker by a name..Does that mean that they have a mic?
#171 [00:15] <TheNytangel> RexZieger, explain
#172 [00:15] <TheNytangel> ToastyPancakes, no
#173 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> Do tell RexZieger.
#174 [00:16] <JukkaTibbs> Its like if they get muted or somthing they are able to talk
#175 [00:16] <|Kiichan|> ToastyPancakes: this is irc... speaker probably means voiced.
#176 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> Ohhhhh
#177 [00:16] <TheNytangel> ToastyPancakes, I do have a mic, but voiced people can talk when channel is moderated
#178 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> Mkay.
#179 [00:16] <JukkaTibbs> or in a muted channel they are able to talk
#180 [00:16] <RexZieger> when i went to launch the client from the .exe file, my pc denied the operatoin and proceded to tell me that it was a shortcut and the .exe had been deleted or moved
#181 [00:16] <TheNytangel> RexZieger, download it again
#182 [00:16] <RexZieger> at this point, i looked for the .exe to do some research.
#183 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> *Operation
#184 [00:16] <RexZieger> i couldn't find it
#185 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> Grammar Nazi here.
#186 [00:16] <ToastyPancakes> :D
#187 [00:17] * SKYLINE5088 [SKYLINE5088@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#188 [00:17] <TheNytangel> RexZieger, download it again..
#189 [00:17] <RexZieger> so i tried to reinstall it
#190 [00:17] <RexZieger> BUT
#191 [00:17] <TheNytangel> Don't use the enter key as much..
#192 [00:17] <ToastyPancakes> Who. Me?
#193 [00:17] <GreyVulpine> Check your antivirus logs, see if it was flagged in there.
#194 [00:17] <ToastyPancakes> Ohh no ok.
#195 [00:17] * mr_wibble [mr_wibble@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#196 [00:17] <TheNytangel> No, ToastyPancakes
#197 [00:17] <ToastyPancakes> Nevermind.
#198 [00:17] * Kib [Kib@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#199 [00:17] <RexZieger> my internet security is denying that operation and is telling me that it is reading a trojan, this is the first time it has done this
#200 [00:17] <JukkaTibbs> OMG, I want to go on a ROAD TRIP to find a GodFathers Pizza Resturant !!!
#201 [00:17] <TheNytangel> ??> RexZieger virus
#202 [00:17] <VoxelHead> RexZieger: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#203 [00:17] <ToastyPancakes> I have a godfathers by my home.
#204 [00:17] <VoxelHead> RexZieger: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#205 [00:18] <GreyVulpine> RexZieger - Congrats, your antivirus is returning a false positive
#206 [00:18] <JukkaTibbs> ToastyPancakes, where is this Godfathers !?
#207 [00:18] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, did it :)
#208 [00:18] <ToastyPancakes> False-Positive? Makes me think of a Not-Not gate. :D
#209 [00:18] <|Kiichan|> exactly.
#210 [00:18] <ToastyPancakes> JukkaTibbs, Gainesville Florida. 32605.
#211 [00:18] <GreyVulpine> !wiki false positive
#212 [00:18] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_I_and_type_II_errors
#213 [00:18] <GreyBot> A type I error, also known as a false positive, occurs when a statistical test rejects a true null hypothesis (H0). For example, if a null hypothesis states a patient is healthy, and the patient is indeed healthy, but the test rejects this hypothesis, falsely suggesting that the patient is sick. The rate of the type I error is denoted by the Greek letter alpha (α)
#214 [00:18] <RexZieger> reading webpage.
#215 [00:18] <GreyBot> and usually equals the significance level (or size) of a test.
#216 [00:18] <JukkaTibbs> FLordia !? Aww
#217 [00:18] <JukkaTibbs> Soo far away
#218 [00:18] <JukkaTibbs> Im in minnesota
#219 [00:19] <TheShadowMaster> why does it always lag
#220 [00:19] <TheNytangel> JukkaTibbs, #mcchatter
#221 [00:19] <ToastyPancakes> Cold there, yea?
#222 [00:19] * Kaito [Kaito@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#223 [00:19] <ToastyPancakes> I found a FLOATING SQUID earlier. D:
#224 [00:19] <ToastyPancakes> In Minecraft.
#225 [00:19] <JukkaTibbs> It says, I am banned from #mcchatter
#226 [00:19] <TheNytangel> -_-
#227 [00:19] <ToastyPancakes> Is there a reason they do that when a server stops?
#228 [00:19] <TheNytangel> Then find another chatroom
#229 [00:19] <GreyVulpine> mibbit's banned from there
#230 [00:19] * funkeymunkeys [funkeymunkeys@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#231 [00:20] <ToastyPancakes> What did Mibbit do
#232 [00:20] <ToastyPancakes> ?
#233 [00:20] <JukkaTibbs> No its pretty warm right now, its 73 F* degrees
#234 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> Being mibbit
#235 [00:20] <|Kiichan|> JukkaTibbs: download mirc :P
#236 [00:20] <TheNytangel> Lol GreyVulpine, somebody finally stood up and used the ban hammer :P
#237 [00:20] <TheNytangel> JukkaTibbs, that's warm?
#238 [00:20] <JukkaTibbs> YEah
#239 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> it's been going on for a while
#240 [00:20] <JukkaTibbs> Almost hot
#241 [00:20] <TheNytangel> JukkaTibbs, that's room temperature here
#242 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft's banned mibbit
#243 [00:20] <JukkaTibbs> Yikes !
#244 [00:20] <JukkaTibbs> hahaha
#245 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> #minecraft did as well
#246 [00:20] <funkeymunkeys> :O dont banhamer me i ALWAYS get banned :O
#247 [00:20] <ToastyPancakes> HELP. Custom or Express install for Catalyst?
#248 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> at least, for a while
#249 [00:20] <GreyVulpine> express will do
#250 [00:20] <TheNytangel> And we get 20 F below in the winter. Usually 80-100 outside in the summer
#251 [00:20] <ToastyPancakes> Thanks.
#252 [00:21] <ToastyPancakes> Wait, Vulpine
#253 [00:21] <funkeymunkeys> what is a good router brand, i NEED a new one
#254 [00:21] <TheNytangel> Cisco?
#255 [00:21] <JukkaTibbs> Dang, I never really realized or asked how tempurature is down there in the south of US
#256 [00:21] <TheNytangel> JukkaTibbs, south?
#257 [00:21] <TheNytangel> JukkaTibbs, I live in North Dakota
#258 [00:21] <GreyVulpine> Cisco, or linksys, if you want their consumer brand
#259 [00:21] <JukkaTibbs> I think our coldest winter was -20 or maybe even -40 that seems normal for me
#260 [00:21] <ToastyPancakes> I use Linksys.
#261 [00:21] <JukkaTibbs> Maybe ever MOAR 1
#262 [00:22] <JukkaTibbs> ! *
#263 [00:22] <ToastyPancakes> Our coldest? 50. -.-'
#264 [00:22] <funkeymunkeys> will getting a new router solve the problem where when the phone rings the internet dies?
#265 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> Uh, no.
#266 [00:22] <TheNytangel> I think our router is Cisco/Lynksys combined? O.o
#267 [00:22] <RexZieger> jukka - how far north in minnesota
#268 [00:22] <|Kiichan|> O.o;;;
#269 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> That's because you're using dialup.
#270 [00:22] <|Kiichan|> funkeymunkeys is on dialup?!
#271 [00:22] <funkeymunkeys> ? whats that?
#272 [00:22] <TheNytangel> I thought nobody used that these days
#273 [00:22] * |Kiichan| drops through the floor in shock
#273 [00:22] <JukkaTibbs> Well I was in dultuh for a while got too windy cold there, so now Im in the bottom half in Saint Paul, the Capitol
#274 [00:22] <TheNytangel> funkeymunkeys, it uses your phone line for internet
#275 [00:22] <GreyVulpine> Still some poor fools on dialup
#276 [00:22] <SKYLINE5088> yo
#277 [00:22] <funkeymunkeys> :( how do i fix it?
#278 [00:22] <RexZieger> brr duluth
#279 [00:23] <SKYLINE5088> nytangel
#280 [00:23] <|Kiichan|> get dsl?
#281 [00:23] <TheNytangel> SKYLINE5088
#282 [00:23] <ToastyPancakes> |Kiichan|, is that an admin thing that you do?
#283 [00:23] <SKYLINE5088> i am the 1 with connnection problem
#284 [00:23] <|Kiichan|> admin?
#285 [00:23] <|Kiichan|> the ?? ?
#286 [00:23] <SKYLINE5088> and other person is here
#287 [00:23] <TheNytangel> SKYLINE5088 needs port forwarding done?
#288 [00:23] <ToastyPancakes> Like, the |Kiichan| drops through the floor in shock
#289 [00:23] <JukkaTibbs> I know, I was living close to the lake line of Lake Superior, That was always cold Freezing to swim in. Lake Superior, (One of the Great Lakes)
#290 [00:23] <|Kiichan|> OH!
#291 [00:23] <|Kiichan|> thats just /me
#292 [00:23] <ToastyPancakes> Ohhh okay.
#293 [00:23] * ToastyPancakes Feels Dumb.
#293 [00:24] <ToastyPancakes> :D
#294 [00:24] <funkeymunkeys> is there a simple fix to dialup?
#295 [00:24] <JukkaTibbs> :D
#296 [00:24] <TheNytangel> funkeymunkeys, buy internet?
#297 [00:24] <|Kiichan|> ... he has a shaw cable hostname...
#298 [00:24] * RexZieger [RexZieger@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#299 [00:24] <ToastyPancakes> I want an Alienware computer. :O
#300 [00:24] <JukkaTibbs> Just wondering IS there any Brohoster Refugee's here atm ?
#301 [00:24] <SKYLINE5088> can u port forward anything
#302 [00:24] <SKYLINE5088> kib
#303 [00:24] <|Kiichan|> funkeymunkeys: thats a problem you shoudl take up with your ISP actually (ISP = people you pay to give you internet access)
#304 [00:25] <TheNytangel> SKYLINE5088, I can port forward for you
#305 [00:25] <funkeymunkeys> shaw
#306 [00:25] <SKYLINE5088> is there anyway to figure out the pass
#307 [00:25] <JukkaTibbs> Im assuming you were saying my name ?
#308 [00:25] <TheNytangel> SKYLINE5088, have you changed the password since you got it?
#309 [00:25] <funkeymunkeys> ok
#310 [00:25] <Kib> yes
#311 [00:25] <ToastyPancakes> That looked like a good movie!
#312 [00:25] <JukkaTibbs> oh
#313 [00:25] <ToastyPancakes> Skyline, I mean.
#314 [00:25] <SKYLINE5088> wat to router
#315 [00:25] <SKYLINE5088> ?
#316 [00:25] <TheNytangel> And I thought the ad on youtube "X is next" was a movie -_-
#317 [00:25] <TheNytangel> SKYLINE5088, yes
#318 [00:26] <Kib> the password has been changed
#319 [00:26] <JukkaTibbs> OH That movie is in my Netflix Queue !
#320 [00:26] <ToastyPancakes> Lol TheNytangel
#321 [00:26] <TheNytangel> Kib, which one of you needs port forwarding
#322 [00:26] <Kib> anyway to figure it out
#323 [00:26] <ToastyPancakes> WHAT?
#324 [00:26] <Kib> my
#325 [00:26] <SKYLINE5088> i do
#326 [00:26] <Kib> me
#327 [00:26] <TheNytangel> Kib, pm me
#328 [00:26] <Kib> for my server so he can join it
#329 [00:26] <funkeymunkeys> My phone is Telus and the cable and internet are shaw but when the phone rings it dies so do i talk to shaw or telus?
#330 [00:26] * ToastyPancakes swipes JukkaTibbs Netflix membership.
#330 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> funkeymunkeys - Are you on cable or DSL?
#331 [00:27] <funkeymunkeys> whats that?
#332 [00:27] <ToastyPancakes> CenturyLink FTW. :D
#333 [00:27] * GreyVulpine faceapalms
#333 [00:27] <ToastyPancakes> Faceapalms?
#334 [00:27] <funkeymunkeys> what is it!
#335 [00:27] <GreyVulpine> Does the internet come through your house through the phone line or through a coax cable?
#336 [00:28] <funkeymunkeys> erm
#337 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> If it's the former, your parents forgot to put in the DSL filter, which is why the internet drops every time the phone rings
#338 [00:28] <funkeymunkeys> where does the dsl filter go
#339 [00:28] * ToastyPancakes likes to faceapalm.
#339 [00:28] <TheNytangel> ??> Kib teamviewer
#340 [00:28] <VoxelHead> Kib: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#341 [00:28] <VoxelHead> Kib: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#342 [00:28] <GreyVulpine> In-line with the phones
#343 [00:29] <ToastyPancakes> I love TeamViewer
#344 [00:29] <ToastyPancakes> GreyVulpine.
#345 [00:29] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: Where'd you live?
#346 [00:29] <ToastyPancakes> Issues.
#347 [00:29] <funkeymunkeys> o
#348 [00:29] <TheNytangel> So GreyVulpine, I need to work harder to earn my wings? Ok..
#349 [00:29] <ToastyPancakes> Florida.
#350 [00:29] <funkeymunkeys> ok well ill try to figure it out byby and thanks :D
#351 [00:29] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: CL/Qwest is down there?
#352 [00:30] <funkeymunkeys> wait so all all i need is to buy a dls filter, they look pretty simple i just googled it
#353 [00:30] <Scott> funkeymunkeys: Your DSL modem should have came with little plugs.
#354 [00:30] <ToastyPancakes> oldtopmanserver, obviously, if I am currently running on it.[:
#355 [00:30] <Scott> You just plug them in the telephone jack in the wall and connect the phone to them.
#356 [00:30] <Scott> There is likely one with 2 ports for the telephone jack that the modem connects to.
#357 [00:31] <funkeymunkeys> ok well i dont have any, the router was given to use by relatives
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#359 [00:31] <funkeymunkeys> can i buy them by themse;ves
#360 [00:31] <Scott> Probably.
#361 [00:31] <ToastyPancakes> oldmantopserver, why do I get the feeling I've seen that username on something else?
#362 [00:32] <ToastyPancakes> Fail name spell.
#363 [00:32] <funkeymunkeys> oky ill try getting one and putting it where the phone goes into the wall
#364 [00:32] <ToastyPancakes> oldtopmanserver, correction.
#365 [00:32] <Scott> If you call centurylink, they might even send some.
#366 [00:32] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: I'm a little bot of everywhere ;)
#367 [00:32] <oldtopmanserver> bit*
#368 [00:32] <Scott> Otherwise, you can pick them up in your local electronic store.
#369 [00:32] <funkeymunkeys> oky ty
#370 [00:33] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: Where do you think you've seen me?
#371 [00:33] <ToastyPancakes> Anyone know when the EXACT release of 1.8 is?
#372 [00:33] <oldtopmanserver> Later :P
#373 [00:33] <GreyVulpine> Soon
#374 [00:33] <JukkaTibbs> sept 19 ?
#375 [00:33] <funkeymunkeys> byby Thankyou :D ive had this problem for 5 years
#376 [00:33] <ToastyPancakes> oldtopmanserver, I dont remember. But I've seen that name somewhere else.
#377 [00:33] <JukkaTibbs> thats the minecon date
#378 [00:33] <JukkaTibbs> so prolly around then is the 1.8 realease
#379 [00:34] <Scott> I wonder why phones don't have filters built in them.
#380 [00:34] <ToastyPancakes> What's to come? Endermen, adventure quest or whatever, NPC towns.
#381 [00:34] <oldtopmanserver> Scott: No idea.
#382 [00:34] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, if you don't know a changed password to a router, can you reset the router and it will have default password?
#383 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#384 [00:34] <Scott> It certainly wouldn't cost much or hurt anything.
#385 [00:34] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: If you see me, say hi. Also, follow me on twitter :P
#386 [00:35] <ToastyPancakes> You have a twitter too?
#387 [00:35] <funkeymunkeys> idk, i bought these new expensive phones that said they use dect 6.0 and dont kill wireless internet but... they failed
#388 [00:35] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, what if they don't have an IPv4 in ipconfig O.o
#389 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> ... lies
#390 [00:35] <Scott> funkeymunkeys nope
#391 [00:35] <funkeymunkeys> im gunna buy some tomorrow and c if they work and just return if if they dont :D
#392 [00:35] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: Can we take this to PM?
#393 [00:35] <Scott> it doesn't have to do with the phones
#394 [00:36] <ToastyPancakes> oldtopmanserver: Sure, but I dont know how. :p
#395 [00:36] <funkeymunkeys> ok
#396 [00:36] <Scott> Your voice and data are on the same line. Without the filter, it kills the data.
#397 [00:36] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: Look up top for a tab labeled "oldtopmanserver"
#398 [00:36] <funkeymunkeys> ok
#399 [00:37] <Scott> funkeymunkeys http://www.dslreports.com/faq/13365 seee
#400 [00:37] <funkeymunkeys> im soo happy im gunna go to the store first thing tomorrow :D
#401 [00:37] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, he didn't
#402 [00:37] <TheNytangel> It was just an IP address and.. umm.. something else, and then the default address
#403 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - What ip address?
#404 [00:38] <TheNytangel> Dunno, he is resetting his router so he can get the default password
#405 [00:38] <TheNytangel> But I will check when I go on teamviewer again
#406 [00:38] <funkeymunkeys> BYE thankyou I luv you no homo CYAAA
#407 [00:38] <TheNytangel> I am a homo SAPIEN
#408 [00:38] <Scott> <<
#409 [00:38] <TheNytangel> Thank you very much
#410 [00:38] <ToastyPancakes> NOO. GreyVulpine, HELP.
#411 [00:38] <Scott> <.<*
#412 [00:38] <ToastyPancakes> The thing didnt install
#413 [00:39] <ToastyPancakes> It said "Failures Occured During Installation"
#414 [00:40] <ToastyPancakes> Vulpine?
#415 [00:40] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: TV?
#416 [00:40] <TheNytangel> I have a 32 inch one :D
#417 [00:40] <ToastyPancakes> Wait, what?
#418 [00:40] <ToastyPancakes> WHAT.
#419 [00:40] <ToastyPancakes> WHAT'S BEING TALKED ABOUT?
#420 [00:40] <TheNytangel> In my bedroom :D
#421 [00:40] <ToastyPancakes> ....
#422 [00:41] <TheNytangel> And we have a 64 inch in our basement :D
#423 [00:41] <ToastyPancakes> ................
#424 [00:41] <TheNytangel> Televisions..
#425 [00:41] <ToastyPancakes> Ohhhh right..
#426 [00:41] <ToastyPancakes> ._.
#427 [00:41] * ToastyPancakes whistles.
#427 [00:42] <JukkaTibbs> Whoa
#428 [00:42] <ToastyPancakes> LOL. No, but why all of the sudden TV's?
#429 [00:42] <JukkaTibbs> That sheep gave me 4 wool
#430 [00:42] <TheNytangel> ToastyPancakes, oldtopmanserver wants to teamviewer with you
#431 [00:42] <JukkaTibbs> TV !?
#432 [00:42] <TheNytangel> To help you
#433 [00:42] <ToastyPancakes> Giggity.
#434 [00:42] <ToastyPancakes> Ehhhhh...Help what?
#435 [00:42] <TheNytangel> <ToastyPancakes> It said "Failures Occured During Installation"
#436 [00:43] <ToastyPancakes> Ohh right right.
#437 [00:43] <ToastyPancakes> Um. I closed it out already.
#438 [00:43] <oldtopmanserver> ToastyPancakes: I'm trying to ask what you are having issues installing!
#439 [00:43] * TheBadShepperd [TheBadShepperd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#440 [00:43] <ToastyPancakes> GreyVulpine had me install something to update my video card drivers..
#441 [00:43] <ToastyPancakes> And it didnt work right.
#442 [00:44] <ToastyPancakes> But I closed it out already.
#443 [00:44] <TheNytangel> Neither does your brain
#444 [00:44] * ToastyPancakes is hurt.
#444 [00:44] <TheNytangel> :)
#445 [00:44] * ToastyPancakes thinks TheNytangel is a sluttish fiend.
#445 [00:44] <ToastyPancakes> :)
#446 [00:44] <TheNytangel> >:o
#447 [00:44] <TheNytangel> I'm a guy
#448 [00:44] <JukkaTibbs> :(
#449 [00:44] * ToastyPancakes shrugs.
#449 [00:45] * Funkeymunkeys [Funkeymunkeys@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#450 [00:45] * TheNytangel thinks to NanoAce: ToastyPancakes is a sluttish fiend.
#450 [00:45] * NanoAce thinks to TheNytangel: ToastyPancakes is a sluttish fiend.
#450 [00:45] <TheNytangel> :P
#451 [00:45] <Funkeymunkeys> guys.....know anyhting about the blue screen of death?
#452 [00:45] * JukkaTibbs is going poo poo
#452 [00:45] <TheNytangel> TheNytang... IT DIDN'T DO MY FULL NICK
#453 [00:45] <Funkeymunkeys> my heart just stopped
#454 [00:45] <TheNytangel> Funkeymunkeys, I know they are bad
#455 [00:46] <Funkeymunkeys> after i closed this chat my XP blue screened and restarted
#456 [00:46] <TheNytangel> Funkeymunkeys, whenever you have a blue screen, hold the power button and turn it off right away
#457 [00:46] <Funkeymunkeys> will it happen again?
#458 [00:46] <TheNytangel> Dunno
#459 [00:46] <|Kiichan|> . . . death by boating over a chicken ;_;
#460 [00:46] <Funkeymunkeys> it turned off by itself
#461 [00:46] <TheNytangel> Funkeymunkeys..
#462 [00:47] <Funkeymunkeys> would it be something i did, is it a virus?
#463 [00:47] * Kib [Kib@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#464 [00:47] <ToastyPancakes> I just burped and got acid reflex in my nose..
#465 [00:47] * ToastyPancakes is in searing pain.
#465 [00:48] * TheNytangel so is TheNytangel
#465 [00:48] * ToastyPancakes is so ToastyPancakes
#465 [00:48] * ToastyPancakes is so Fetch.
#465 [00:49] <Funkeymunkeys> im soo scared to use this comp now im gunna out a back up of it on a Hard drive
#466 [00:49] <ToastyPancakes> GRETCHEN. STAWP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN.
#467 [00:49] <JukkaTibbs> what just happend ?
#468 [00:49] <Funkeymunkeys> BLUE SCREEN O DEATH
#469 [00:49] <ToastyPancakes> "JukkaTibbs is going poo poo"
#470 [00:49] <ToastyPancakes> That just happened
#471 [00:50] <ToastyPancakes> |Kiichan|, is there any relation to 4chan?
#472 [00:50] <|Kiichan|> Funkeymunkeys: while BSODs are bad.. its the error they say that tell wether its 'oh..' or 'OMGWTFBBQ?!'
#473 [00:50] <ToastyPancakes> BBQ? :D
#474 [00:50] <|Kiichan|> no.
#475 [00:50] <ToastyPancakes> I wanna grill.
#476 [00:50] <ToastyPancakes> ;_;
#477 [00:51] <ToastyPancakes> |Kiichan|, any relation to Domo-Kun?
#478 [00:51] <ToastyPancakes> :D
#479 [00:51] <ToastyPancakes> Oops.
#480 [00:51] <ToastyPancakes> Fail.
#481 [00:51] <ToastyPancakes> |Kiikun|, correction. :D
#482 [00:52] <ToastyPancakes> Well. This chat's dead.
#483 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> :P only in the japaneseness of our names
#484 [00:52] <ToastyPancakes> Well.
#485 [00:52] * ToastyPancakes is off to cause problems in the establishment.
#485 [00:53] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine?
#486 [00:53] <ToastyPancakes> Mm. *For.
#487 [00:53] <ToastyPancakes> Not in.
#488 [00:53] <TheNytangel> It has IP address, subnet mask, and default address
#489 [00:53] <ToastyPancakes> Take 2!
#490 [00:53] * |Kiikun| just sits here crying over two deaths for exploring the surface...
#490 [00:53] * ToastyPancakes is off to reach the planet Tanus.
#490 [00:54] <ToastyPancakes> Может кто-нибудь читал это?
#491 [00:55] <|Kiikun|> whats up nyt?
#492 [00:55] <TheNytangel> Nothing
#493 [00:55] <ToastyPancakes> Im a polish, eh?
#494 [00:55] <ToastyPancakes> Lol
#495 [00:55] <ToastyPancakes> Polska nie robi nawet tłumaczenie.
#496 [00:55] <ToastyPancakes> . _.
#497 [00:56] <|Kiikun|> ToastyPancakes: 閉嘴
#498 [00:56] <ToastyPancakes> Si usted puede leer esto, máximo en cinco. 'Cuz usted es impresionante. : D
#499 [00:57] <ToastyPancakes> までシャットダウン
#500 [00:57] <TheNytangel> !check 98.196.74.130
#501 [00:57] <ToastyPancakes> DAMN。
#502 [00:57] <ToastyPancakes> 閉嘴
#503 [00:57] <ToastyPancakes> WTF。
#504 [00:58] * mrjay [mrjay@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#505 [00:58] <ToastyPancakes> If you can read this, maximum five. 'Cuz you is awesome. : D
#506 [00:58] <ToastyPancakes> Maximum five?
#507 [00:58] <ToastyPancakes> No. I said high five.
#508 [00:58] <|Kiikun|> no. i have it logged. you said max.
#509 [00:58] <ToastyPancakes> I definitely typed high.
#510 [00:59] <mrjay> Hello, who here can help me with a lag problem?
#511 [00:59] <ToastyPancakes> Freeze, then play, then freeze?
#512 [00:59] <ToastyPancakes> My question directed to mmrjay.
#513 [00:59] <ToastyPancakes> -.-
#514 [00:59] <ToastyPancakes> Additional m.
#515 [00:59] <ToastyPancakes> WTF.
#516 [00:59] * |Kiikun| cant help... as is currently resting in the ocean floor after being killed by a chicken...
#516 [01:00] <ToastyPancakes> mrjay, what's wrong?
#517 [01:01] * ToastyPancakes is chewing on headphone wires. Not a healthy product, is it?
#517 [01:01] <ToastyPancakes> *trollface*
#518 [01:02] <ToastyPancakes> Im off.
#519 [01:02] <ToastyPancakes> Bye guys
#520 [01:05] * dgrillo2 [dgrillo2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#521 [01:06] <TheNytangel> !check 98.196.74.130
#522 [01:09] <TheNytangel> !check 98.196.74.130
#523 [01:11] * mib_1hqa8f [mib_1hqa8f@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#524 [01:11] <Product> Omg Product again.
#525 [01:12] <Product> Well it's healthy.
#526 [01:12] <Product> You say Product like 1000x times a day.
#527 [01:12] * Phate45 [Phate45@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#528 [01:12] <Product> 0.0 he left.
#529 [01:12] <|Kiikun|> yes he did.
#530 [01:12] <Product> !check 100.100.100
#531 [01:12] <Product> Yeah.
#532 [01:13] <Product> Watsup dude.
#533 [01:13] <|Kiikun|> just cryign at the bottom of the sea after getting killed by a chicken.
#534 [01:13] <Product> Lol.
#535 [01:13] <Product> wow.
#536 [01:13] <Product> Minecraft ?
#537 [01:13] <|Kiikun|> oh.. and losing my inventory... TWICE!
#538 [01:13] <|Kiikun|> yes
#539 [01:13] <Product> lol.
#540 [01:13] <Product> Chikens can kill ?
#541 [01:13] <Product> lol
#542 [01:13] <Phate45> how did you manage to do that TWICE?
#543 [01:14] <Phate45> chicken can push you to a hole
#544 [01:14] <Product> Oh
#545 [01:14] <Product> Wow.
#546 [01:14] <Product> Lol.
#547 [01:14] <Product> xD
#548 [01:14] <|Kiikun|> ninjacreeper got me while fighting a skeleton well away from home (was huntign for reeds)
#549 [01:14] <|Kiikun|> i sleep away the night and run out there full tilt... nothing
#550 [01:15] <Product> !paid ninjacreeper
#551 [01:15] <Phate45> took you 16 seconds to realize its lol not wow :D
#552 [01:15] <Product> :D true story.
#553 [01:15] <Phate45> hahaha
#554 [01:15] <Product> xDDD
#555 [01:15] <Phate45> |Kiikun|: and the second time?
#556 [01:15] <|Kiikun|> then i resume my search.. get lost... have only one jheart and no food..
#557 [01:15] <Phate45> ooh
#558 [01:15] <andrewkm> Can anyone tell me why after a laptop re-install my minecraft/java keeps crashing after 10 minutes of gameplay
#559 [01:15] <|Kiikun|> then i died boating over a chicken.
#560 [01:15] <andrewkm> http://pastebin.com/5n7EBYqp
#561 [01:16] <Phate45> lulz
#562 [01:16] * |Kiikun| crys
#562 [01:16] <Product> Chikens these days...
#563 [01:16] * |Kiikun| wishes he coudl actually say this: 大象爆炸式的拉肚子
#563 [01:16] <Phate45> andrewkm: nvoglv32.DLL
#564 [01:16] <Phate45> reinstall graphic drivers
#565 [01:17] <Product> Yup.
#566 [01:17] <Product> Or use in browser version.
#567 [01:17] <Phate45> browser uses the same graphics -.:
#568 [01:17] <Phate45> -.-
#569 [01:17] <Product> Nope.
#570 [01:18] <Product> When my gp was outdated, I could play in browser.
#571 [01:18] <TheNytangel> Ok, so I port forwarded for someone who doesn't have an IPv4 addres..
#572 [01:18] <Phate45> magic
#573 [01:18] <TheNytangel> Yes it was
#574 [01:18] <Product> xD
#575 [01:18] <Product> I know 3 guys who play in browser and can't play exe.
#576 [01:19] <Phate45> they are jellys
#577 [01:19] <Product> Yes they are.
#578 [01:19] * guacamole [guacamole@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#579 [01:19] <Phate45> real men use /bin/bash java -jar minecraft.jar
#580 [01:19] <Product> Phate45: How much would I have to pay you, to run naked in a supermarket.
#581 [01:19] <guacamole> OKay, I've got Minecraft 1.7.3 on my Linux desktop, and I'm getting a connection refused on my server. Server works fine on my mac, same network.
#582 [01:20] <guacamole> Ubuntu 11.04 for what it's worth
#583 [01:20] <Phate45> Product: are you in america?
#584 [01:20] <Product> Nope.
#585 [01:20] <Product> Aruba.
#586 [01:20] <Phate45> guacamole: did you checked your mac's firewall?
#587 [01:20] <Phate45> Product: where is that?
#588 [01:20] <Product> Caribean Sea.
#589 [01:20] <Phate45> ooh
#590 [01:20] <Phate45> then a lot
#591 [01:21] <Phate45> cause im in europe :D
#592 [01:21] <guacamole> Works on the mac. Linux PC is where it doesn't work, no firewall running.
#593 [01:21] <Product> Lol
#594 [01:21] <Product> How much ?
#595 [01:21] <Product> Give me a number.
#596 [01:21] <Phate45> the flight there and back + an arbitrary sum depending on the time of the day
#597 [01:21] <Product> Guacamole: Isn't that the Taco-bell sauce ?
#598 [01:21] <guacamole> Pretty close.
#599 [01:21] <Product> Cool
#600 [01:21] <Phate45> guacamole: do you get any console output when trying to connect?
#601 [01:21] <Product> Did you install mono ?
#602 [01:22] <Product> Phate45; I mean where you live not in Aruba.
#603 [01:22] <rypervenche> guacamole: Do you have the server white listed maybe?
#604 [01:22] <Phate45> Product: you wouldn't see me then
#605 [01:22] <Product> Phate45: Record it, and put a big P on your back
#606 [01:22] <Product> so I can verify it's you.
#607 [01:22] <Phate45> hahaha
#608 [01:23] <guacamole> Just this: Connecting to catcraft.net, 25565
#609 [01:23] <guacamole> That's the right port
#610 [01:23] * |Kiikun| crys at the cartograph printout... Spawners: 144, Sugar Cane: 70
#610 [01:23] <Phate45> !check catcraft.net
#611 [01:23] <Phate45> uh oh
#612 [01:23] <Phate45> what about linux's firewall?
#613 [01:23] <Product> Hmmm, is your java up to date ?
#614 [01:23] <guacamole> Disabled.
#615 [01:23] <Product> Phate45: Give me a number.
#616 [01:23] <TheNytangel> guacamole, do you put in "25565" when you put in the IP?
#617 [01:24] <guacamole> Tried, same error
#618 [01:24] <Product> So it'll be catcraft.net:25565
#619 [01:24] <TheNytangel> Just leave it off
#620 [01:24] <Phate45> man, did you actually type catcraft.net, 25565?
#621 [01:24] <Phate45> !paid guacamole
#622 [01:24] <Product> Phate45: 1 trillion ?
#623 [01:24] <Phate45> nah
#624 [01:24] <Phate45> too much
#625 [01:24] <Product> How much ?
#626 [01:25] * mib_ayo8ts [mib_ayo8ts@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#627 [01:25] <Phate45> about a hundred thousand
#628 [01:25] <Product> Just give me the number
#629 [01:25] <Product> Ok.
#630 [01:25] <Phate45> in my currency
#631 [01:25] <Product> PayPal email ?
#632 [01:25] <Phate45> dont have ;-)
#633 [01:25] <Product> Hmm, anything else
#634 [01:25] <mib_ayo8ts> i need help plez!!!:(
#635 [01:25] <Product> I can pay you to.
#636 [01:25] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_ayo8ts ask
#637 [01:25] <guacamole> my MC name is agent31957
#638 [01:25] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#639 [01:25] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#640 [01:25] <guacamole> !paid agent31957
#641 [01:25] <Phate45> yey
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#643 [01:25] <mib_ayo8ts> why doesnt the frre minecraft work:(
#644 [01:25] <TheNytangel> guacamole, for the IP just type in: catcraft.net
#645 [01:25] <TheNytangel> No port
#646 [01:25] <Product> Phate45: How can I pay you ?
#647 [01:26] <Phate45> Product: lol, i dont know
#648 [01:26] <mib_ayo8ts> i installed java and it doesnt work:(
#649 [01:26] <Phate45> maybe pack the bucks in a box
#650 [01:26] <Phate45> and send it my way
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#652 [01:26] <Product> Phat45: I'll send you it in a big box, just do it and give me your adress.
#653 [01:26] <TheNytangel> Product, just take money out of the box for shipping :P
#654 [01:26] <guacamole> Mkay, doesn't work with catcraft.net or the straight IP Address
#655 [01:26] <Product> Yeah.
#656 [01:26] <Phate45> mib_ayo8ts: any error log or specification of the 'doesnt work'?
#657 [01:26] <Product> That's a good idea.
#658 [01:27] <Phate45> vox should have one more option
#659 [01:27] <mib_ayo8ts> i logged in weel i just cant use the free minecraft game it says sumthing about the pixel thing
#660 [01:27] <Product> Hmm ?
#661 [01:27] <mib_ayo8ts> well*
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#663 [01:27] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_ayo8ts error/pixelformat
#664 [01:27] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#665 [01:28] <Product> mib: Please provide us the whole sentence.
#666 [01:28] <Phate45> when someone says minecraft doesnt work, he should say 'Thats the same as saying hurr durr i got a black screenur!'
#667 [01:28] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#668 [01:28] <Product> What option phate ?
#669 [01:28] <Phate45> i said it already
#670 [01:28] <mib_ayo8ts> hpow can i fix it or anything??
#671 [01:28] <Product> Oh
#672 [01:28] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_ayo8ts error/pixelformat
#673 [01:28] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#674 [01:28] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#675 [01:28] <Product> Lol, true loll
#676 [01:29] <guacamole> mib_ayo8t: What's your graphics card?
#677 [01:29] <mib_ayo8ts> how do i install video drivers??
#678 [01:29] <Phate45> uh oh
#679 [01:29] <guacamole> What's your graphics card?
#680 [01:29] <mib_ayo8ts> i dont no:/
#681 [01:29] <Product> ??> mib dxdiag/win
#682 [01:30] <Product> Fail.
#683 [01:30] <Product> ??> mib dxdiag
#684 [01:30] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_ayo8ts dxdiag/win
#685 [01:30] <mib_ayo8ts> whats tht
#686 [01:30] <guacamole> screw it, I'll deal with linux later lol
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#688 [01:30] <Product> Lol ok guacamole
#689 [01:30] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_ayo8ts win/dxdiag
#690 [01:30] <Phate45> guacamole: well, something is wrong on the linux part, since the server is accesible
#691 [01:30] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#692 [01:30] <VoxelHead> mib_ayo8ts: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#693 [01:30] <Product> 0.0
#694 [01:31] <Phate45> man vox is so useful
#695 [01:31] <Phate45> hellp
#696 [01:31] <Phate45> hello
#697 [01:31] <Product> Bored, suggestions ?
#698 [01:31] <Phate45> lol
#699 [01:31] <Phate45> i say hello and i get +q
#700 [01:31] <Product> man vox is so useful
#701 [01:31] <Phate45> Product: go run naked in a supermarket :D
#702 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> no, three lines in sucession
#703 [01:32] <Product> I'll pay you, will you pay me ?
#704 [01:32] <Phate45> haha
#705 [01:32] <Phate45> )how
#706 [01:32] <Product> What's +q ?
#707 [01:32] <|Kiikun|> mute probably
#708 [01:32] <Phate45> quiet mode
#709 [01:32] <Product> In the big box
#710 [01:32] <Product> Shipped to your home.
#711 [01:32] <Phate45> you cant speak when you have +q
#712 [01:32] <Product> Oh
#713 [01:32] <Product> Vox you are so smart lol
#714 [01:33] <Phate45> vox is a bot lol
#715 [01:33] <Phate45> nah
#716 [01:33] <Phate45> hes a jelly!
#717 [01:33] <Product> no..
#718 [01:33] <Product> He's a human
#719 [01:33] <Product> OFCOURSE HE IS A BOT
#720 [01:33] <Product> jk
#721 [01:33] <Product> bored, suggestions ?
#722 [01:33] <Phate45> minecraft?
#723 [01:33] <|Kiikun|> ?? bot
#724 [01:33] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#725 [01:33] <Product> Nah
#726 [01:33] <Product> I'am not in my mood
#727 [01:33] <Product> because of my stupid server
#728 [01:33] <Product> problems with linux :(
#729 [01:33] <Phate45> wats with your server?
#730 [01:33] <Product> I'am using CentOS VPS.
#731 [01:34] <Product> And there is a little problem with the ports, and the root.
#732 [01:34] <Phate45> oh
#733 [01:34] <Product> and now the problem is bigger -;-
#734 [01:34] <Product> Because I rebooted.
#735 [01:34] <Phate45> lool
#736 [01:34] <Product> xD
#737 [01:34] <Phate45> quick fix: use the window
#738 [01:35] <Product> Lol, I wish.
#739 [01:35] <Phate45> not windowS but a window
#740 [01:35] <Product> I have a 24/7 Windows RDP server.
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#742 [01:35] <Product> But I can't open it's ports.
#743 [01:35] <Phate45> lol
#744 [01:35] <Product> I can't login into the default gateway -.-
#745 [01:35] <Phate45> what do you have it for then
#746 [01:35] <Product> Idk.
#747 [01:35] <Phate45> lol
#748 [01:35] <Product> Just to SMS spam people
#749 [01:35] <Phate45> this guy, having server to brag about it
#750 [01:35] <Product> and leave it on the RDP
#751 [01:35] <Product> and go sleep
#752 [01:36] <Product> and they get spammed
#753 [01:36] <Product> Who's this guy ?
#754 [01:36] <Phate45> you
#755 [01:36] <Product> brag ?
#756 [01:36] <Product> What do you mean ?
#757 [01:36] <Phate45> you got a server that you cant access
#758 [01:36] <Product> Yeah lol.
#759 [01:36] <Product> Well it's actually just for 1$
#760 [01:36] <Phate45> therefore you have it just because
#761 [01:36] <Product> 4GB Ram RDP Server
#762 [01:36] <Product> 1 GB dl speed.
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#764 [01:37] <Product> It's just hacked.
#765 [01:37] <Phate45> both my pc and laptop also have 4gb ram ;-
#766 [01:37] <Phate45> ;-)
#767 [01:37] <Product> Why didn't you say anything on 1GB speed ? xD
#768 [01:37] <Product> Jk, nice
#769 [01:37] <Phate45> i don't have 1 gb speed lol
#770 [01:37] <Product> my pc is like onlt 1GB ram I know it sucks.
#771 [01:37] <Product> only*
#772 [01:37] <Phate45> you got the server to compensate
#773 [01:37] <Product> compensate ?
#774 [01:38] <Phate45> but my effective ram on my pc is like 500mb
#775 [01:38] <Product> lol
#776 [01:38] <Product> I usually use it to SMS Bomb skids
#777 [01:38] <Phate45> i start chrome and minecraft and from 3500mb free i get 500mb
#778 [01:38] <JukkaTibbs> goodnighty night all
#779 [01:38] <Product> Lol xD
#780 [01:38] <Phate45> >.>
#781 [01:38] <JukkaTibbs> :)
#782 [01:38] <Product> Night Jukka
#783 [01:38] <Phate45> see ya
#784 [01:38] <Product> Happy Dreams
#785 [01:38] <Product> hope you see JB in your dreams
#786 [01:38] <JukkaTibbs> :D
#787 [01:38] <Phate45> *full of creeepers*
#788 [01:38] <Product> and you get so happy
#789 [01:38] <JukkaTibbs> D:
#790 [01:38] <Product> and then a creeper comes
#791 [01:39] <Product> and explode JB
#792 [01:39] <JukkaTibbs> >_<
#793 [01:39] <Product> but then your dream has anti-creeper
#794 [01:39] <Product> and JB respawns
#795 [01:39] <Product> after 5 seconds
#796 [01:39] <Product> JB = Justin Bieber
#797 [01:39] <Phate45> lol
#798 [01:39] <Phate45> he didnt want to hear that :D
#799 [01:39] <Product> I knew it.
#800 [01:39] <Product> But when I came back to good part, he left..
#801 [01:40] <Product> Sevrer has creeper explosion restore after 5 seconds.
#802 [01:40] <Product> So he's not dead.
#803 [01:40] <Product> But then Herobrine kills him.
#804 [01:41] <Phate45> and a few endermen cover his body with dirt blocks
#805 [01:41] <Product> xDDDD
#806 [01:41] <Phate45> and you place netherrack all over the place and set it on fire
#807 [01:42] <Phate45> and build a big glass dome over the whole thing
#808 [01:42] <Phate45> and then *sunglasses*
#809 [01:42] <Product> xDDD
#810 [01:42] <Phate45> ok
#811 [01:42] <Phate45> lets do something real
#812 [01:42] <Product> Ok.
#813 [01:42] <Product> Let's do it.
#814 [01:43] <Phate45> do what?
#815 [01:43] <Product> Idk, it was your suggestion ?
#816 [01:43] <Phate45> well, i can't really play now, cause im in work
#817 [01:43] <Product> Wow.
#818 [01:43] <Product> Your a big boii den.
#819 [01:43] <Product> What's your job ?
#820 [01:43] <Phate45> haha
#821 [01:44] <Phate45> i sit in front of my laptop 8 hours per day and code python/php/javascript
#822 [01:44] <Product> Lol.
#823 [01:44] <Product> For a company /
#824 [01:44] <Product> ?*
#825 [01:44] <Phate45> ye
#826 [01:44] <Product> Ok, a little test.
#827 [01:44] <Phate45> small one, but still a company
#828 [01:44] <Product> What's the PhP code for day.
#829 [01:44] <Product> I mean for Hour*
#830 [01:44] <Phate45> now()[4];
#831 [01:45] <Phate45> i guess
#832 [01:45] <Product> Hmm
#833 [01:45] <Product> I think it's good.
#834 [01:45] <Product> For year ? :D
#835 [01:45] <Phate45> that would be now()[0] obviously
#836 [01:45] <Phate45> lol
#837 [01:45] <Product> xDD true.
#838 [01:45] <Phate45> if php's time is the same as python's
#839 [01:45] <Product> I suck in coding.
#840 [01:46] <Phate45> heres a yellow sticky note my boss has at his wall:
#841 [01:46] <Product> Lol.
#842 [01:46] <Phate45> while true:
#843 [01:46] <Phate45> alert('ass');
#844 [01:46] <Phate45> O RLY
#845 [01:46] <Product> 0.0 wow..
#846 [01:46] <Phate45> he really has that :-)
#847 [01:47] <Product> Lol xD
#848 [01:47] <Product> I think
#849 [01:47] <Product> It means:
#850 [01:47] <Product> While true = when someone comes in the room and he's watching pr0n
#851 [01:47] <Phate45> nah
#852 [01:47] <Product> alert('ass'); it'll alert him
#853 [01:47] <Phate45> while true is infinite loop
#854 [01:47] <Product> Oh
#855 [01:48] <Phate45> btw, what do you do for living?
#856 [01:48] <Product> living ?
#857 [01:48] <Product> Nothing.
#858 [01:48] <Phate45> like, work?
#859 [01:48] <Product> Oh, nothing just a minecraft server I need to maintence.
#860 [01:48] <Product> I'am only 14 lol.
#861 [01:48] <Phate45> >.> i'm 18
#862 [01:49] <Product> xD.
#863 [01:49] <Product> When did you start to learn coding ?
#864 [01:49] <Phate45> idk
#865 [01:49] <Product> 14 ?
#866 [01:49] <Phate45> like 6 years ago?
#867 [01:49] <Product> 15 ?
#868 [01:49] <Product> 12 ?
#869 [01:49] <Phate45> i did some visual basic on my pc
#870 [01:49] <Product> Wow lol.
#871 [01:49] <Product> Me too.
#872 [01:49] <Phate45> cause i was lazy to do random stuff
#873 [01:49] <Product> But I copy/paste source codes.
#874 [01:50] <Phate45> hahaha
#875 [01:50] <Phate45> thats not programming
#876 [01:50] <Product> Well I can do a very little.
#877 [01:50] <Product> I know :(
#878 [01:50] <Product> Where should I start ?
#879 [01:50] <Phate45> i would recommend python
#880 [01:50] <Product> Ooh
#881 [01:50] <Product> But it looks, idk weird.
#882 [01:50] <Product> You have to compile and do stuff.
#883 [01:50] <Phate45> it only looks like that
#884 [01:50] <Phate45> only on windows
#885 [01:50] <Product> Yeah, I use Windows.
#886 [01:50] <Phate45> well, you have to compile everything on windows
#887 [01:51] <Product> Oh :(
#888 [01:51] <Product> Is Java easy ?
#889 [01:51] <Phate45> real men use linux
#890 [01:51] <Product> Ye
#891 [01:51] <Phate45> :D
#892 [01:51] <Product> But not all .exe works good on Linux
#893 [01:51] <Phate45> we started learning java in school
#894 [01:51] <Phate45> and its not that hard
#895 [01:51] <Product> Ooh
#896 [01:51] <rypervenche> Linux ftw!
#897 [01:51] <Product> Where do you live ?
#898 [01:52] <Phate45> but i have rlly annoying teacher, so i do learn by myself mostly
#899 [01:52] <Product> rypervenche: Who asked you for a comment ?
#900 [01:52] <Phate45> in a galaxy far, far away
#901 [01:52] <rypervenche> Product: Your face did :)
#902 [01:52] <Product> I'am jokng ryer
#903 [01:52] <Phate45> and said galaxy's center is based in czech republic
#904 [01:52] <Product> Ooh
#905 [01:52] <Product> Nice xD
#906 [01:52] <Product> lol
#907 [01:52] <Product> I hacked my schools site
#908 [01:52] <Phate45> rypervenche: you got linux?
#909 [01:52] <Product> (Grade system)
#910 [01:52] <Phate45> lulz
#911 [01:53] <rypervenche> Yep, I'm on Debian Testing
#912 [01:53] <Product> But I won't tell my teacher
#913 [01:53] <Product> because he's annoying
#914 [01:53] <Phate45> hahahaha
#915 [01:53] <Product> and will probably su me.
#916 [01:53] <Product> I have access to everything.
#917 [01:53] <Phate45> can you add new students?
#918 [01:53] <Product> Yeah.
#919 [01:53] <Phate45> add Steve with no surname :D
#920 [01:53] <Product> Well
#921 [01:53] <Product> I have access to all files.
#922 [01:54] <Product> But didn't try logging as admin yet.
#923 [01:54] <Product> I uploaded a shell.
#924 [01:54] <Phate45> rypervenche: and what are you testing?
#925 [01:55] <Product> I can get the whole mys(kiu)l file.
#926 [01:55] <rypervenche> Phate45: I'm not testing anything. It is the distribution that I use on my laptop. I don't use Debian Stable since it's rather old. I prefer having a rolling release.
#927 [01:55] <Phate45> ooh
#928 [01:55] <Product> But when I try to download the .mdf file.
#929 [01:55] <Product> It says: it's running by an other proccess.
#930 [01:55] <Product> Because site is running -.-
#931 [01:55] <Phate45> connect to it remotely lol
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#933 [01:56] <Phate45> if you have the password and everything
#934 [01:56] <Product> Hmm
#935 [01:56] <Product> Actually I don't have
#936 [01:56] <Product> I just uploaded the shell
#937 [01:56] <Phate45> man, so many mibbit users these days
#938 [01:56] <Product> and has access to all files.
#939 [01:56] <Product> lol
#940 [01:56] <rypervenche> Phate45: Which distro do you use?
#941 [01:56] <Phate45> im on ubuntu 10.04
#942 [01:57] <rypervenche> Phate45: Ah, just before everything went to hell :P
#943 [01:57] <Phate45> but well, if you compared this to normal ubuntu, you wouldnt think its the same system
#944 [01:57] <rypervenche> Phate45: I actually left Ubuntu right before 11.04 came out.
#945 [01:57] <Phate45> lol
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#947 [01:57] <Product> But next 2 weeks school starts again, so I'll maybe get a new teacher.
#948 [01:58] <Product> And I'll report the exploit 2 him.
#949 [01:58] <Product> Good idea ?
#950 [01:58] <Product> Nobody can actually access or upload shells anymore because I secured it.
#951 [01:58] <Phate45> what shell are you talking about?
#952 [01:58] <Product> Hmm
#953 [01:58] <Product> You know
#954 [01:58] <Product> shell is like
#955 [01:59] <Product> a script coded to take access of the website.
#956 [01:59] <Phate45> no, thats a hack lol
#957 [01:59] <Product> Yes.
#958 [01:59] <Product> But they are called shells.
#959 [01:59] <Phate45> and, where did you get it from?
#960 [02:00] <Product> I searched for good shells
#961 [02:00] <Product> to upload
#962 [02:00] <Product> and it worked
#963 [02:00] <Phate45> magic huh
#964 [02:00] <Product> Yeah
#965 [02:00] <walt> Excuse me. Hello there, I just bought a Minecraft gift code for my brother, but he's having trouble installing the game from the launcher. He's running WIndows 7 Home premium. Sorry, that's about all I know. He says there's only news about Minecraft within the launcher, no link to download or run the game. Any advice for installing the game?
#966 [02:00] <Product> It's like I have access like on FileZilla
#967 [02:00] <Product> but it's just on the shell
#968 [02:00] <Product> Ok walt: Are you using .exe version ?
#969 [02:01] <Product> or in browser ?
#970 [02:01] <walt> yes
#971 [02:01] <walt> exe
#972 [02:01] <Product> Hmm
#973 [02:01] <Product> Do you get any errors ?
#974 [02:01] <Product> If yes, paste them on www.pastebin.com
#975 [02:01] <Phate45> walt: down right corner there is username and pass fields, along with a login button
#976 [02:01] <Product> Yes.
#977 [02:02] <Phate45> so he can login there, and the game will take care of the rest itself
#978 [02:02] <walt> I'm checking with him right now, thanks for helping me :)
#979 [02:02] <Product> Ok :)
#980 [02:02] <Product> Good luck.
#981 [02:02] <Phate45> Product: dont be so error report-hungry lol
#982 [02:03] <Product> Lol xD
#983 [02:03] <Product> True.
#984 [02:03] <Phate45> he didnt even download the actual game and you already want error
#985 [02:03] <Product> Yeah
#986 [02:03] <Product> I'am really confused
#987 [02:03] <Product> of reporting the exploit or not.
#988 [02:03] <Phate45> you are really like 'ALL YOUR ERRORZ ARE BELONG TO ME'
#989 [02:03] <Product> hahahah xD
#990 [02:04] <Product> xDDDDD
#991 [02:04] <Phate45> Product: if you secured it, then its no exploit anymore
#992 [02:04] <tyteen4a03> walt: can you take a screenshot?
#993 [02:04] <Product> Nope it's not anymore.
#994 [02:04] <Product> But never know.
#995 [02:04] <walt> My brother says when he enters his username, it says "not downloaded"
#996 [02:04] <Product> I just changed some stuff so they can't find where to upload anymore.
#997 [02:05] <tyteen4a03> ??> walt forceupdate
#998 [02:05] <VoxelHead> walt: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#999 [02:05] <VoxelHead> walt: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1000 [02:05] <Product> walt: Username ?
#1001 [02:05] <Product> What's his username ?
#1002 [02:05] <tyteen4a03> I think it does that
#1003 [02:05] <tyteen4a03> oh yes, username
#1004 [02:06] <walt> oh wait, i think he said it worked all of a sudden
#1005 [02:06] <Product> !paid walt
#1006 [02:06] <Product> Lol xD
#1007 [02:06] <Product> Yeah Phate.
#1008 [02:06] <walt> dude, i totally bought Minecraft :)
#1009 [02:06] <walt> but I bought it before the launcher came out, and i'm on a mac
#1010 [02:07] <walt> so i'm useless to my brother
#1011 [02:07] <tyteen4a03> walt: the username you log into Minecraft.net
#1012 [02:07] <Product> Nice walt lol :)
#1013 [02:08] <walt> okay, he says it's working for him
#1014 [02:08] <Product> What does nudist mean ?
#1015 [02:08] <walt> not sure what he did
#1016 [02:08] <walt> but thanks guys for the help!
#1017 [02:08] <Product> I'am talking to a girl on steam and she's like:
#1018 [02:08] <Product> My sis is a nudist
#1019 [02:08] <walt> lol
#1020 [02:08] <walt> okaaaay
#1021 [02:09] <walt> thanks again, i'll be back if anything else happens
#1022 [02:10] <Product> I bet he'll be back.
#1023 [02:10] <Phate45> Product: nudists are people who like to be nude
#1024 [02:10] <Phate45> they got whole beaches reserver for that
#1025 [02:10] <Product> Yeah
#1026 [02:10] <Product> She just explained me it.
#1027 [02:10] <Phate45> its like a cult
#1028 [02:10] <Phate45> lol
#1029 [02:11] <Product> Lol
#1030 [02:11] <Product> I'll paste it on pastebin
#1031 [02:12] <Product> http://pastebin.com/KWCm7E6u
#1032 [02:13] <Product> ohhh
#1033 [02:13] <Product> now I understand
#1034 [02:13] <Product> I would like to be in that beach
#1035 [02:13] <Product> ooo yeaa
#1036 [02:13] <Product> naked girls
#1037 [02:13] <Product> naked grandma's
#1038 [02:13] <Product> eeeuuw
#1039 [02:14] <Phate45> lol
#1040 [02:14] <Phate45> you would have to be naked too tho
#1041 [02:14] <Product> Damn
#1042 [02:14] <Product> Do they take any pics ?
#1043 [02:14] <Product> I've heard of that story before in Aruba
#1044 [02:15] <Product> there was a special beach for them
#1045 [02:15] <Product> (before I was born) :(
#1046 [02:15] <Product> I think it doesn't exist anymoe
#1047 [02:15] <Product> anymore*
#1048 [02:15] <Product> But.. why not ?
#1049 [02:15] <Product> if everyone is naked
#1050 [02:15] <Phate45> lol
#1051 [02:15] <Product> It doens't matter if I'am lol
#1052 [02:15] <Phate45> that last sentence really got me
#1053 [02:15] <Product> but I heard they run
#1054 [02:15] <Product> What one ?
#1055 [02:15] <Product> if your not naked, right ?
#1056 [02:15] <Phate45> the last
#1057 [02:15] <Product> Hmm
#1058 [02:16] <Phate45> on the pastebin
#1059 [02:16] <Product> Oh
#1060 [02:16] <Phate45> lole'd so hard
#1061 [02:16] <Product> Let me check it
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#1063 [02:16] <Product> Oh lol
#1064 [02:17] * mib_ndmpr8 [mib_ndmpr8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1065 [02:18] <mib_ndmpr8> i need help with running the game i added a mod and tried to un add the mod and now it screws up on the loading screen and just stays there
#1066 [02:18] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_ndmpr8 win/reinst
#1067 [02:18] <VoxelHead> mib_ndmpr8: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1068 [02:18] <Product> sorry mib
#1069 [02:18] <VoxelHead> mib_ndmpr8: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1070 [02:18] <Product> WYeah
#1071 [02:18] <Product> I got an other pastebin
#1072 [02:19] <Product> http://pastebin.com/xhLKtjrn
#1073 [02:20] <Phate45> man
#1074 [02:20] <Product> Yea ?
#1075 [02:20] <Phate45> now i cant decide if you are a troll or just a jelly
#1076 [02:20] <Product> I'am a part of Troll Hunters group.
#1077 [02:20] <Product> But I was trolling on her.
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#1079 [02:21] <Phate45> oh yeah
#1080 [02:21] <Product> lol
#1081 [02:21] <Product> You know xD
#1082 [02:21] <Phate45> does it continue?
#1083 [02:21] <Product> Yup.
#1084 [02:21] <Phate45> i wanna see more lol
#1085 [02:21] <Phate45> the girls is also a troll
#1086 [02:22] <Phate45> girl*
#1087 [02:22] <Product> http://pastebin.com/VFLdXaZs
#1088 [02:22] <mib_ndmpr8> thank you soooooooo much its working now
#1089 [02:23] <Product> :)
#1090 [02:23] <Phate45> "P"
#1091 [02:24] <Phate45> LOL
#1092 [02:24] <Phate45> now i feel like shes trollin you
#1093 [02:24] <Product> Ok, it conti
#1094 [02:24] <Product> I'll paste
#1095 [02:24] <Phate45> brb
#1096 [02:24] <Product> http://pastebin.com/ZvR5SfTs
#1097 [02:24] <Product> Oh
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#1099 [02:27] <Phate45> oh
#1100 [02:27] <Phate45> back
#1101 [02:28] <Product> Ok, did you read it ? xD
#1102 [02:28] <Product> She's going to pass me the links of pics
#1103 [02:28] <Phate45> MAN
#1104 [02:28] <Phate45> you seriously trollin her
#1105 [02:28] <Phate45> also, who the hell is Path450
#1106 [02:28] <Product> Lol
#1107 [02:28] <Phate45> 420*
#1108 [02:28] <Product> You
#1109 [02:28] * mib_fvc7w8 [mib_fvc7w8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1110 [02:28] <Product> I didn't remember your name.
#1111 [02:28] <Product> 1 sec pasting
#1112 [02:28] <Phate45> lool
#1113 [02:29] <mib_fvc7w8> can some one help me?
#1114 [02:29] <Product> http://pastebin.com/uRXBjRWW
#1115 [02:29] <Phate45> mib_fvc7w8: sure, whats your problem?
#1116 [02:29] <Product> Phate please check that link she gave me
#1117 [02:29] <Product> I can't open it
#1118 [02:29] <Product> my mom is near me
#1119 [02:29] <mib_fvc7w8> i have tried to log in to my minecraft and it says login failed
#1120 [02:29] <Product> I'll help mib
#1121 [02:29] <Product> check the pastebin
#1122 [02:29] <Product> mib: Username ?
#1123 [02:29] <mib_fvc7w8> the what?
#1124 [02:30] <Product> Then your password is wrong, lol.
#1125 [02:30] <mib_fvc7w8> Broclops
#1126 [02:30] <Product> Did you get any errors ?
#1127 [02:30] <Phate45> Product: well, it can't be opened
#1128 [02:30] <Product> OH
#1129 [02:30] <Phate45> !paid Broclops
#1130 [02:30] <Product> Let me check the link
#1131 [02:30] <Product> HOLY
#1132 [02:30] <Product> CRAP
#1133 [02:30] <mib_fvc7w8> okay
#1134 [02:30] <Product> I CAN OPEN IT
#1135 [02:30] <Product> because she's on my fb
#1136 [02:30] <mib_fvc7w8> what is going on?
#1137 [02:31] <Product> I see the pics
#1138 [02:31] <Phate45> mib_fvc7w8: dont mind product
#1139 [02:31] <Product> wow lol
#1140 [02:31] <mib_fvc7w8> okay
#1141 [02:31] <mib_fvc7w8> so how do i fix this?
#1142 [02:31] <Phate45> what exactly does your minecraft say, when you try to login?
#1143 [02:31] <mib_fvc7w8> login failed
#1144 [02:32] <Phate45> and can you login on www.minecraft.net?
#1145 [02:32] <mib_fvc7w8> yes i believe im logged in now
#1146 [02:32] <Phate45> dont 'believe', go there and login
#1147 [02:33] <mib_fvc7w8> yes i am logged in
#1148 [02:33] <Phate45> well
#1149 [02:33] <Phate45> hmm
#1150 [02:33] <Phate45> are you on windows?
#1151 [02:33] <mib_fvc7w8> yes
#1152 [02:33] <Phate45> try downloading the other exe
#1153 [02:34] <mib_fvc7w8> okay
#1154 [02:34] <Phate45> ?? index
#1155 [02:34] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1156 [02:34] <Phate45> ?? error/badlogin
#1157 [02:34] <Product> http://pastebin.com/aBYt55TW
#1158 [02:35] <Product> I think she's lieing
#1159 [02:35] <mib_fvc7w8> i did and relogged and it still gives me the same message
#1160 [02:35] <Product> http://pastebin.com/giUB1L8E
#1161 [02:35] <Product> Check that.
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#1163 [02:35] <Phate45> man you such a troll
#1164 [02:36] <Phate45> mib_fvc7w8: well, i dont really know, try www.minecraft.net/support
#1165 [02:36] <Phate45> ?? linux/dontdothis
#1166 [02:36] <Product> Yea lol
#1167 [02:36] <Product> I have a lot of experience
#1168 [02:36] <mib_fvc7w8> ~sigh~ thanks for your time
#1169 [02:37] <Product> I'am still a troll hunter.
#1170 [02:37] <Phate45> hunt yourself then
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#1172 [02:38] <Phate45> duh!
#1173 [02:38] <Product> http://pastebin.com/tX3XnGcK
#1174 [02:38] <Phate45> i was still writing something
#1175 [02:38] <Phate45> olol
#1176 [02:38] <Product> yea lol
#1177 [02:39] <Product> WOW
#1178 [02:39] <Product> She;s going to show me
#1179 [02:39] <Product> what kind of dildo she uses
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#1182 [02:41] <Phate45> man
#1183 [02:41] <Phate45> you are such jelly
#1184 [02:41] <Product> http://pastebin.com/rKguYsYg
#1185 [02:42] <Product> xDDD
#1186 [02:42] <Phate45> *cough* i mean lucker
#1187 [02:42] <Product> Please check the pix for me.
#1188 [02:42] <Product> lol
#1189 [02:42] <Product> lucker ?
#1190 [02:42] <Product> ... voxelhead..
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#1192 [02:42] <Phate45> lol
#1193 [02:42] <Phate45> thats a whole page
#1194 [02:42] <Phate45> not a pic
#1195 [02:42] <Product> Wow lol
#1196 [02:43] <Product> But are there any pics ?
#1197 [02:43] <Phate45> ye
#1198 [02:43] <Product> Lol
#1199 [02:43] <Drew> my minecraft wont work. what do i do?
#1200 [02:43] <Product> Drew, umm
#1201 [02:44] <Product> we're not super mans here
#1202 [02:44] <Product> I'am not chris angel
#1203 [02:44] <Product> I'am not a mind freak
#1204 [02:44] <Drew> well i can tell you that its black
#1205 [02:44] <Product> please provide us any errors.
#1206 [02:44] <Product> Yeah
#1207 [02:44] <Drew> i hate that guy
#1208 [02:44] <Product> Good.
#1209 [02:44] <Product> guy ?
#1210 [02:44] <Product> Who ?
#1211 [02:44] <Product> Oh
#1212 [02:44] <Drew> chris angel, anyway
#1213 [02:44] <Product> Yea, he's very hot, I also like him./
#1214 [02:44] <Product> Ok, ur on .exe ?
#1215 [02:44] <Product> or in browser ?
#1216 [02:45] <Phate45> Drew, what kind of black do you have?
#1217 [02:45] <Drew> its the same on both
#1218 [02:45] <Drew> also tried the free version
#1219 [02:45] <Product> Ok try this.
#1220 [02:45] <Product> Update your java at
#1221 [02:45] <Product> ?? java/check
#1222 [02:45] <Drew> already did
#1223 [02:45] <Product> Oh
#1224 [02:45] <Product> do this then:
#1225 [02:45] <Product> ??> Drew win/reinst
#1226 [02:45] <VoxelHead> Drew: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1227 [02:45] <VoxelHead> Drew: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1228 [02:46] <Product> Phate, private chat ?
#1229 [02:46] <Drew> so delete all the files except for saves?
#1230 [02:46] <Product> Yes.
#1231 [02:47] <Product> Exactly.
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#1234 [02:50] <Drew> ok so i deleted all that stuff and then i ran it and it did something differant it told me, Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Gener
#1235 [02:51] <Drew> help?
#1236 [02:51] <NotAwesomeness> Sure
#1237 [02:51] <Phate45> Drew: for one, use pastebin, for two, you have bad video card drivers
#1238 [02:51] <NotAwesomeness> ??> Drew win/dxdiag
#1239 [02:51] <VoxelHead> Drew: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1240 [02:51] <VoxelHead> Drew: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1241 [02:52] <Drew> its loading something
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#1243 [02:53] <Drew> that webpage wont even work lol
#1244 [02:54] <Phate45> if pastebin doesnt work, try http://paste.ubuntu.com/
#1245 [02:54] <Phate45> but it works ;-)
#1246 [02:55] <Drew> ok i pasted it on that website what next
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#1248 [02:55] <DopeGhoti> " delsol
#1249 [02:55] <DopeGhoti> ..I have no idea where that came from.
#1250 [02:55] <Phate45> Drew: give us the url
#1251 [02:56] <DopeGhoti> as VoxelHead said, "Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel."
#1252 [02:56] <Drew> http://pastebin.com/
#1253 [02:56] <DopeGhoti> The entire URL
#1254 [02:56] <DopeGhoti> You did click 'Submit', right?
#1255 [02:56] <Drew> http://pastebin.com/qSQY0ERk
#1256 [02:56] <Drew> no sorry i forgot to
#1257 [02:57] <jaclucas> we have paid but I can not come in with my password
#1258 [02:58] <Drew> ?
#1259 [02:58] <Drew> what
#1260 [02:58] <DopeGhoti> Drew: go to the control panel, into System, and pick Windows Update. Your system is out of date, for starters.
#1261 [02:58] <DopeGhoti> Drew: secondly, your video driver is from *2009*
#1262 [02:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> Drew gpu/amd
#1263 [02:58] <VoxelHead> Drew: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1264 [02:59] <Drew> where does it say windows update
#1265 [03:00] <DopeGhoti> Drew: again-- Control Panwl - System and Security - Windows Update
#1266 [03:01] <Drew> yeah im there but there is no link that specifically says "windows update"
#1267 [03:02] <DopeGhoti> http://i.imgur.com/Id1f9.png
#1268 [03:02] <DopeGhoti> Not exactly rocket science.
#1269 [03:03] <Drew> my computer levels are about a 7 out of ten i would guess.
#1270 [03:03] <NotAwesomeness> Make sure when you are in Control Panel, at the top right corner it's set to category.
#1271 [03:03] <DopeGhoti> that, or just tap the Windows key, type "Windows Update", and press Enter
#1272 [03:04] * VoxelHead kicked NotAwesomeness from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Awesome at ban evasion.)
#1273 [03:05] <Drew> do i have to buy anything?
#1274 [03:06] <Phate45> wow
#1275 [03:06] <Phate45> why'd you ban NotAwesomeness?
#1276 [03:07] <VoxelHead> Like the message said: Ban evasion.
#1277 [03:07] <Drew> it told me to buy an update but that doesnt sound right. and i cant figure out that other website for the vid card drivers
#1278 [03:07] <Phate45> woah
#1279 [03:07] <Phate45> now vox is talkin to me
#1280 [03:07] <VoxelHead> if you must know, the last time he was banned, was for: Ban evasion, trolling, spam, discussing client hackery, and getting G-lined twice.
#1281 [03:08] <Phate45> ?? !
#1282 [03:08] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#1283 [03:08] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#1284 [03:08] <DopeGhoti> Drew: Windows Update will not try to sell you anything. It is part of Windows which it uses to update itself.
#1285 [03:08] <DopeGhoti> You need, among other things, Service Pack 1
#1286 [03:09] <Drew> do you live in utah? can you come fix it for me? cause i have no idea what your talking about
#1287 [03:09] <Drew> maybe i could screen cap it for youu
#1288 [03:09] <DopeGhoti> I do not live in Utah, no.
#1289 [03:09] <Phate45> Drew: there is TeamViewer for tech support over the internets
#1290 [03:10] <Phate45> DopeGhoti: were you operating vox just now?
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#1292 [03:10] <DopeGhoti> Such things have been known to happen.
#1293 [03:10] <DopeGhoti> ?? bot
#1294 [03:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> #minecrafthelp bot
#1295 [03:11] * DopeGhoti pokes VoxelHead
#1295 [03:11] <DopeGhoti> I said..
#1296 [03:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> #minecrafthelp bot
#1297 [03:11] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1298 [03:11] <Phate45> yea
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#1300 [03:11] <Phate45> but thats the first time vox responded to direct question
#1301 [03:12] <m0nk> hi vox!
#1302 [03:12] <VoxelHead> Hi!
#1303 [03:12] * DopeGhoti gives vox some coffee
#1303 [03:12] <m0nk> lol nvm
#1304 [03:12] <VoxelHead> cheers
#1305 [03:12] <VoxelHead> mmmmm...
#1306 [03:12] * VoxelHead drinks the coffee -_-
#1306 [03:12] <Phate45> HEY
#1307 [03:12] <Phate45> theres totally someone playing with him
#1308 [03:13] <DopeGhoti> vox, activate autonomy detectors
#1309 [03:13] * VoxelHead looks at Kata
#1309 [03:13] <VoxelHead> Dopeghoti: That reads as 310 gigainches.
#1310 [03:13] * VoxelHead finishes the coffee
#1310 [03:13] <VoxelHead> mmmm... thanks :)
#1311 [03:13] <fenster> hey, does anyone know how to accelerate pixel format? I went to play the free version & it told me pixel format not accelerated.
#1312 [03:13] <DopeGhoti> fenster: you probably need to update your GPU drivers
#1313 [03:13] <Phate45> ??> fenster error/pixelformat
#1314 [03:13] <VoxelHead> fenster: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#1315 [03:13] <VoxelHead> fenster: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#1316 [03:14] <fenster> ok, how would I do this?
#1317 [03:14] <DopeGhoti> That depends on your GPU
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#1319 [03:14] <Kata> o.o
#1320 [03:14] * Kata looks at VoxelHead
#1320 [03:14] * VoxelHead poses
#1320 [03:15] <Kata> Why was I pinged? Haha
#1321 [03:15] <VoxelHead> You will open your eyes... you have to breathe sometime.
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#1323 [03:15] <DopeGhoti> vox, why did you ping Kata?
#1324 [03:15] <VoxelHead> hmm?
#1325 [03:15] <Kata> SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH
#1326 [03:15] <Kata> >:3
#1327 [03:15] * VoxelHead blushes
#1327 [03:15] <Kata> That said, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPi89gzpvK8 music
#1328 [03:16] <T_D_K> Hey guys, anyone familiar with running MC on liinux (ubuntu)?
#1329 [03:16] <DopeGhoti> T_D_K: I do so nearly daily.
#1330 [03:16] * mib_i3s4h0 [mib_i3s4h0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1331 [03:16] <T_D_K> I'm having trouble...
#1332 [03:16] <mib_i3s4h0> Hello can some1 help me with MINEcraft?
#1333 [03:16] <T_D_K> I tried dl'ing sun java
#1334 [03:17] <mib_i3s4h0> anyone therer
#1335 [03:17] <T_D_K> but the in browser is still not working
#1336 [03:17] <T_D_K> im missin g a plugin
#1337 [03:17] <mib_i3s4h0> then go download Java
#1338 [03:17] <mib_i3s4h0> Google Java
#1339 [03:17] <DopeGhoti> T_D_K: did you install Java using the Software Centre, or other means?
#1340 [03:18] <mib_i3s4h0> How come mods dont work in brower?
#1341 [03:19] <DopeGhoti> mib_i3s4h0: due to fundamental facets of how the browser version works, including but not limited to a remotely provided launcher
#1342 [03:19] <DopeGhoti> ??> mib_i3s4h0 mods
#1343 [03:19] <VoxelHead> mib_i3s4h0: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1344 [03:19] <VoxelHead> mib_i3s4h0: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#1346 [03:21] <fenster> I can't find the file for the GPU. Any idea how i'd check them to update them?
#1347 [03:21] <mib_i3s4h0> how come i get an error about OPENGL? and video card?
#1348 [03:21] <mib_i3s4h0> i cant play the download version of minecraft
#1349 [03:21] <DopeGhoti> fenster: what GPU have you got?
#1350 [03:22] <DopeGhoti> mib_i3s4h0: update your GPU drivers.
#1351 [03:22] <mib_i3s4h0> how?
#1352 [03:22] <fenster> I don't know, I'm trying to check that out, but I can't find the files on my computer
#1353 [03:22] <mib_i3s4h0> Can anyone teamview me and help me use minecraft for download version?
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#1355 [03:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> fenster win/dxdiag
#1356 [03:25] <VoxelHead> fenster: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1357 [03:25] <VoxelHead> fenster: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1358 [03:25] <DopeGhoti> mib_i3s4h0: You do that also please.
#1359 [03:26] <fenster> ok, it'll take a minute to do
#1360 [03:28] <Drew> is there somewhere else i can get the driver hardware
#1361 [03:29] <Drew> also i still cant update my window system or whatever
#1362 [03:32] <Drew> what is happening please
#1363 [03:33] <GreyVulpine> Drew - Why can't you?
#1364 [03:33] <fenster> http://pastebin.com/hb854qah
#1365 [03:34] <Drew> i cant find the button
#1366 [03:35] <Drew> i screencapped it but i cant figure out how to show you. also my pull out cupholder broke off and i cant find my disk drive
#1367 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> Drew - http://update.microsoft.com/
#1368 [03:36] <Drew> oh. i dont have one of those windows update buttons
#1369 [03:39] <GreyVulpine> Drew - Then what do you have? A Mac?
#1370 [03:39] <Drew> ha ha no way.
#1371 [03:39] <Drew> i just dont have one.
#1372 [03:39] <GreyVulpine> Drew - Sounds like it, only macs have "pull out cupholders"
#1373 [03:39] <Drew> can i download one
#1374 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> Sure, you can download a mac.
#1375 [03:40] <Drew> ha ha i was kidding. like my disk drive was a cupholder
#1376 [03:40] <Drew> i meant can i download a windows update button?
#1377 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#1378 [03:40] <Drew> so im stuck?
#1379 [03:40] <GreyVulpine> Upload your screenshot to imgur.com, give us the address to it
#1380 [03:41] <fenster> so...could you tell me how to upate the GPU?
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#1382 [03:41] <PoHa> anyone awake?
#1383 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> fenster - One moment, doesn't look like you have any video drivers installed on your system
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#1385 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> fenster - Will take me a few minutes to dig up what exactly you're running
#1386 [03:42] <fenster> ok
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#1388 [03:43] <fenster> It's an odd CPU, I've never heard of this brand until today.
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#1390 [03:44] <GreyVulpine> First off, it's a pretty old system, only has a gig of RAM
#1391 [03:44] <Drew> http://imgur.com/CK6os
#1392 [03:45] <Drew> there you go. my internet crashed like 1000 times but im back
#1393 [03:45] <GreyVulpine> I can deduce from the dxdiag report, that it's a Biostar P4M80P motherboard, which has onboard graphics
#1394 [03:45] <Drew> so where is that button that updates my windows?
#1395 [03:45] <GreyVulpine> You're running WinXP, service pack 1, which is quite out of date. You may want to try windows update, to get the latest service pack 3, fenster
#1396 [03:46] <GreyVulpine> After that, try downloading these video drivers for your motherboard, fenster: http://download.biostar.com.tw/upload/Driver/Chipset/VIA/VGA/P4M800/Win2kxp.exe
#1397 [03:46] <fenster> ok, can I download the updates at the microsoft website?
#1398 [03:47] <GreyVulpine> fenster - Yes
#1399 [03:47] <GreyVulpine> fenster - The video drivers, you'll need to grab from that link though
#1400 [03:48] <fenster> ok, thank you.
#1401 [03:49] <PoHa> question: I get a black screen when I try to run Minecraft; everything I have read suggests that I need to, more or less, redownload the game (either by forcing an update or by deleting one or some files associated with the game) but that does not seem to work. Thoughts?
#1402 [03:50] <GreyVulpine> PoHa - Has it ever worked before?
#1403 [03:51] <PoHa> no, I've just today downloaded it, and have been trying for hours to get it going
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#1405 [03:52] <GreyVulpine> Then, first two things to try, uninstall/reinstall java, and update your video drivers
#1406 [03:52] <PoHa> oh! it also tells me it can't connect to minecraft.net... but I was able to access the site just fine from Firefox, and that's how, I'm guessing, that I downloaded the actual files, because I tried to run it in the browser. But that ended up doing the same thing
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#1409 [03:53] <Drew> http://i.imgur.com/CK6os.jpg where is that windows update button?
#1410 [03:53] <GreyVulpine> drew - Try going to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: Windows Update
#1411 [03:54] <DopeGhoti> Drew: go back to Control Panel Home, then go to 'System and Security', like I already told you. Twice.
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#1413 [03:55] <Drew> i did just show you a picture of that. and there is no windows update button
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#1415 [03:55] <GreyVulpine> drew - Try going to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: Windows Update
#1416 [03:55] <Drew> i did, there is nothing
#1417 [03:55] <PoHa> video drivers are most certainly up-to-date... just did that a day or two ago... looking into java stuff now then
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#1419 [03:57] <Drew> http://imgur.com/bYNv0
#1420 [03:57] <Drew> see nothing
#1421 [03:58] <GreyVulpine> Drew - Try opening this in Internet Explorer: http://www.update.microsoft.com/microsoftupdate/v6/default.aspx?ln=en-us
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#1424 [03:59] <Krankomat> Hello
#1425 [03:59] <Understudy> Good; no auto-op.
#1426 [03:59] <GreyVulpine> Hola Amigo
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#1428 [04:00] <Krankomat> Excuse me, but i have a problem with MineCraft
#1429 [04:00] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate Krankomat?
#1430 [04:00] <Drew> http://imgur.com/xnliF
#1431 [04:00] <Drew> thats not there
#1432 [04:00] <Krankomat> Well, i would like to report a Classic Server
#1433 [04:00] <fenster> It won't let me update windows, it keeps telling me I need activex control to view the site, & it won't let me get activex, even though a bar pops up for it.
#1434 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Drew, are you an administrator on your computer?
#1435 [04:01] <Drew> yes
#1436 [04:01] <GreyVulpine> Drew - You're sure about that? Stuff's missing from there.
#1437 [04:01] <Drew> i think so, there arent any other accounts
#1438 [04:01] <Drew> how do i log in as one?
#1439 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - "Report"?
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#1442 [04:02] <fenster> nevermind I finally got it to start downloading
#1443 [04:02] <spongemanjack> hi
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#1445 [04:02] <Krankomat> where can I report a server? Should i go to support on minecraft.net?
#1446 [04:02] <AndrewPH|AFK> Krankomat: 'report'?
#1447 [04:02] <Drew> how do i check?
#1448 [04:02] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - Minecraft servers don't fall under the jurisdiction of Mojang. Servers are owned and operated entirely by the individual(s) running the server.
#1449 [04:03] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - There is no "report" functionality. If you don't agree with how one server is conducting business, choose a different server.
#1450 [04:03] <spongemanjack> can anyone help? I've just bought minecraft but when I try to play the game the screen just goes black
#1451 [04:03] <Drew> did you try turning it off and on again
#1452 [04:03] <Krankomat> yes, because a Classic Server has a "positive attitude" to the National Socialism
#1453 [04:03] <spongemanjack> I logged in and out again
#1454 [04:04] <Drew> im the admin on my computer.
#1455 [04:04] <Krankomat> oh
#1456 [04:04] <Krankomat> well
#1457 [04:04] <Drew> is your computer plugged in?
#1458 [04:04] <spongemanjack> laptop
#1459 [04:04] <Drew> am i the admin on my computer?
#1460 [04:05] <GreyVulpine> Drew - I don't know, are you? Look at user accounts through the control panel.
#1461 [04:06] <Krankomat> ): but its probably a neo-Nazi server
#1462 [04:06] <Drew> i deffinately am the admin there is just one account, mine.
#1463 [04:06] <Drew> it says drew, admin. with a robot picture i picked out
#1464 [04:06] <AndrewPH|AFK> Krankomat: I get the feeling you're getting trolled. And in any case, just don't play on it.
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#1467 [04:07] <Minecrafter8_0> I'm german.I need a german person to help me.
#1468 [04:07] <Drew> gutan tag
#1469 [04:07] <Drew> ich sprechin di deutch
#1470 [04:08] <Minecrafter8_0> Ah gut
#1471 [04:08] <Drew> ja was is di problems?
#1472 [04:08] <Krankomat> well, the problem is that the server is definitely glorifing the national socialism
#1473 [04:08] <|Kiikun|> ?? bot
#1474 [04:08] <NanoAce> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1475 [04:08] <|Kiikun|> :D
#1476 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - Just play on a different server and don't go back there again.
#1477 [04:08] <Krankomat> But its against the German Law
#1478 [04:08] <Minecrafter8_0> Wenn ich mein Minecraft öffne heißt es technisches Problem nachdem ich mir ein texure pack runtergeladen habe
#1479 [04:09] <|Kiikun|> are they run from germany?
#1480 [04:09] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - That server isn't hosted in Germany
#1481 [04:09] <Krankomat> ... :(
#1482 [04:09] <Drew> den dun us das texture pack.
#1483 [04:09] <Krankomat> wah, those smileys look pretty strange
#1484 [04:09] <Krankomat> so i cant do anything?
#1485 [04:09] <GreyVulpine> Krankomat - Sorry, nope.
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#1487 [04:09] <Minecrafter8_0> Es ist das Misa HD Texturepack
#1488 [04:09] <|Kiikun|> nope.
#1489 [04:09] <Krankomat> execpt maybe contacting the host of the server?
#1490 [04:10] <GreyVulpine> Good luck with that
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#1492 [04:10] <DopeGhoti> ?? index
#1493 [04:10] <PoHa> brb... must close window to uninstall java
#1494 [04:10] <AndrewPH|AFK> DopeGhoti: vox broke !
#1495 [04:10] <Drew> serch Google. das HD texture pack. un di forums un minecraft.net finnis di download un download it.
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#1497 [04:11] <Krankomat> ok, thanks for your help, GreyVulpine
#1498 [04:11] <Minecrafter8_0> ok
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#1500 [04:11] <Drew> gut
#1501 [04:12] <Drew> ha ha i dont speak german at all.
#1502 [04:12] <|Kiikun|> google translate?
#1503 [04:12] <Drew> please help me i cant even play in the browser
#1504 [04:12] <Drew> no i just totally guessed
#1505 [04:13] <Drew> worked though
#1506 [04:13] <|Kiikun|> lol thought i was understanding what was being said a bit too easilly
#1507 [04:13] <Drew> yeah. i just wrote in a german accent ha ha. i did take 2 years in high school but i cant remember anything...
#1508 [04:14] <|Kiikun|> ok, your better off then i am
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#1510 [04:14] <DopeGhoti> ?? index
#1511 [04:14] <Drew> totally. now help me play minecraft
#1512 [04:14] <Understudy> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#1513 [04:14] * |Kiikun| could do similar in japanese... maybe...
#1513 [04:14] <DopeGhoti> yay!
#1514 [04:15] <Drew> maybe
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#1516 [04:15] <Master8899> http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/EfJReun2yy
#1517 [04:15] <|Kiikun|> isnt NanoAce supposed to be vox's backup? o.o;
#1518 [04:15] <DopeGhoti> AndrewPH|AFK: Yes, but on purpose.
#1519 [04:15] <DopeGhoti> vox has an Understudy now
#1520 [04:15] <AndrewPH|AFK> kill it with fire!
#1521 [04:15] <Master8899> http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/EfJReun2yy
#1522 [04:15] <AndrewPH|AFK> I AM THE NEW VOXELHEAD
#1523 [04:15] <AndrewPH|AFK> All hail!
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#1525 [04:15] <Master8899> http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/EfJReun2yy
#1526 [04:16] <GreyVulpine> !k Master8899
#1527 [04:16] * GreyBot kicked Master8899 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:727>)
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#1531 [04:17] <Wug> GreyVulpine is fizzling in his chair
#1532 [04:17] <Wug> because he hates bots
#1533 [04:17] <Wug> and this channel has more bots than competent people
#1534 [04:17] <DopeGhoti> Yeah, well
#1535 [04:17] <DopeGhoti> At least now when Vox dies, his understudy can step in for FAQBot duties.
#1536 [04:18] <GreyVulpine> One of these days, I will explode and take all the danged bots in here with me.
#1537 [04:18] <Product> Hey guys, cya all :)
#1538 [04:18] <Product> 4:18 AM, gotta sleep.
#1539 [04:18] <VoxelHead> one last test (:
#1540 [04:18] <Product> Night.
#1541 [04:18] <VoxelHead> Heya.
#1542 [04:19] <VoxelHead> I promise to be good and well-behaved with my new op superpowers
#1543 [04:19] <VoxelHead> \kick chanserv
#1544 [04:19] <VoxelHead> um... oops!
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#1546 [04:20] <PoHa> I return, and with no luck
#1547 [04:20] <Wug> silly vox
#1548 [04:20] <Wug> chanserv has +S and cant be kicked
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#1550 [04:20] <VoxelHead> particularly not with backslashes.
#1551 [04:20] <Wug> lol
#1552 [04:20] <PoHa> I somehow had 3 versions of java on my system, so after removing all three and then getting the newest one, I was hopeful, but it does the same thing
#1553 [04:21] <Wug> well actually
#1554 [04:21] <Wug> that depends on the client
#1555 [04:22] <PoHa> which is to say, when I try to run Minecraft, it tells me I can't connect to Minecraft.net... so I click "Play Offline"... I get a quick, split second loading screen, then a black screen
#1556 [04:22] * Wug rawrs at kealper with AuBot
#1556 [04:23] <DopeGhoti> ??> PoHa win/profile
#1557 [04:23] <VoxelHead> PoHa: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#1558 [04:23] <VoxelHead> PoHa: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#1559 [04:23] <Wug> more specifically:
#1560 [04:23] <Wug> ?? !
#1561 [04:23] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#1562 [04:23] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
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#1564 [04:24] <Wug> feh "NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk."
#1565 [04:24] <Wug> only if you dont use it right
#1566 [04:24] <Wug> or mis install it
#1567 [04:24] <PoHa> blargh
#1568 [04:24] <DopeGhoti> you seem to think that's unlikely
#1569 [04:24] <PoHa> I do have an exclamation in my username
#1570 [04:24] <DopeGhoti> how many people a week to we get who have broken Minecraft with an fscking texture pack?
#1571 [04:24] <DopeGhoti> s/to/do/
#1572 [04:24] <GreyVulpine> Too many
#1573 [04:24] <Wug> it does need some tweaking
#1574 [04:25] <DopeGhoti> see also ?? mods
#1575 [04:25] <Wug> because it doesnt behave as intended on vista/7 because %allusersprofile% is usually something like C:\Something
#1576 [04:25] <DopeGhoti> I am loathe to have a FAQ entry saying "hey, get this mod!" without a big-ass disclaimer
#1577 [04:25] <Wug> and not C:\Users\Something
#1578 [04:25] <Wug> but dope its not even a mod
#1579 [04:25] <Wug> whatever
#1580 [04:25] <Wug> disclaimers are ok
#1581 [04:26] <Wug> I'm going to write an AI virus that fixes minecraft
#1582 [04:26] <fenster> I just finished downloading the update 7 the file from the link. Do I need to restart the computer? because I'm getting no response from minecraft
#1583 [04:26] <Wug> !down minecraft.net
#1584 [04:26] <fenster> not update 7, windows update
#1585 [04:26] <GreyBot> Wug: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#1586 [04:26] <|Kiikun|> and makes the mobs smarker so they learn to open doors in a month, wug?
#1587 [04:27] <Wug> nah
#1588 [04:27] <Wug> there are already mods for that.
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#1590 [04:28] <|Kiikun|> nah.. not the same... the ai gets bored blowing you up... and then has the zombies dancing the macarena :D
#1591 [04:28] <Wug> I really hope 1.8 has a higher map cieling
#1592 [04:28] <Wug> ceiling*
#1593 [04:28] <Wug> because 128 is boring
#1594 [04:29] <Wug> anyone wanna play smp? I've got a neat seed
#1595 [04:29] <Wug> I'm resetting my test server
#1596 [04:29] * Phate45 pokes Wug to read his PMs
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#1597 [04:30] * |Kiikun| resists urge to ?? dont/pms :P
#1597 [04:32] <FPSLauren> Hey , I bought minecraft 2 days ago but it wouldn't let me download it so I tried to play it in browser and that didn't work , it just said I needed to log in when I already was! Yesterday I tried in browser again and it worked but today it isn't again! It just says that I'm not logged in when I am
#1598 [04:35] <Wug> stop using internet explorer
#1599 [04:35] <Wug> and clear your cookies
#1600 [04:36] <Calinou> Wug: higher height = less FPS = people using Intel GMA complaining
#1601 [04:36] <Calinou> netbook people keep playing minecraft ._.
#1602 [04:37] <Phate45> Wug: 1.8 will have changeable 'top'
#1603 [04:37] <Phate45> it is changeable already with a mod, but 1.8 will have it native
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#1605 [04:38] <PoHa> oh, thanks much to the people here... Minecraft works on a different user account
#1606 [04:38] <Wug> <Calinou> Wug: higher height = less FPS = people using Intel GMA complaining
#1607 [04:38] <Wug> implying people with intel GMA can even get it running
#1608 [04:38] <Wug> which they cant
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#1610 [04:39] <Wug> net delta-complaining == 0
#1611 [04:39] <PoHa> not that that's a wholly convenient solution... but it works, and that's what counts :D
#1612 [04:39] <PoHa> anyways, seeya later :P
#1613 [04:39] <Wug> PoHa:
#1614 [04:39] <PoHa> huhwut?
#1615 [04:39] <Wug> that script in vox's factoid makes it work on your account
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#1617 [04:40] <Wug> ?? !
#1618 [04:40] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#1619 [04:40] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#1620 [04:40] <PoHa> I saw that, too
#1621 [04:40] <fenster> getting minecraft to work is becoming tedious
#1622 [04:41] <Wug> fenster: site still not working?
#1623 [04:41] <Wug> check your system time
#1624 [04:41] <PoHa> I went with the "not having to download something else and just making another account for a quick test" method :)
#1625 [04:41] <weirdo> Scheiß minecraft lest sich nicht online spielen
#1626 [04:41] <Wug> if you really want to change accounts every time you want to play minecraft, go ahead
#1627 [04:42] <Phate45> ?? dont/pms
#1628 [04:42] <DopeGhoti> Phate45: no 's'.
#1629 [04:42] <Phate45> ?? dont/pm
#1630 [04:42] <VoxelHead> dont/pm: We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#1631 [04:42] <Phate45> lol
#1632 [04:42] <fenster> I downloaded the windows service pack 3 & video drivers for the motherboard from a link, but the computer wont let me open the files. It seems to be a compatibility issue. Any ideas?
#1633 [04:42] <DopeGhoti> TTANTS: PM, PMS
#1634 [04:42] <PoHa> no, I will be downloading that thing, but later... I just wanted to make sure it would run properly, is all... I've been at this for hours, and I need to go to bed
#1635 [04:43] <PoHa> and on that note, cya
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#1637 [04:45] <banana> hello
#1638 [04:46] <Wug> fenster: what kind of file is it
#1639 [04:47] <Guest14575> when i wait for minecraft online to load it the game it says error occur
#1640 [04:47] <Guest14575> hello
#1641 [04:48] <fenster> Wug: they all seem to be extension files. One is compressed, so it seems I need winzip or win rar to open it.
#1642 [04:48] <Wug> application extension?
#1643 [04:48] <Wug> those are .dll files
#1644 [04:48] <fenster> yes
#1645 [04:48] <Wug> ??> fenster teamviewer
#1646 [04:48] <VoxelHead> fenster: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1647 [04:48] <VoxelHead> fenster: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1648 [04:49] <fenster> they're .exe files. is that extension, or application files, I can't remember?
#1649 [04:49] <Wug> .exe is application
#1650 [04:49] <Wug> is one of them called setup or something?
#1651 [04:49] <Phate45> fenster: are you on windows?
#1652 [04:49] <Wug> run that one
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#1654 [04:50] <xCryonic> Hi, I need some help :(
#1655 [04:50] <Phate45> xCryonic: state your problem
#1656 [04:51] <fenster> Wug: none of them say setup.
#1657 [04:51] <xCryonic> I want to get a refund, and then use a gift code on another account
#1658 [04:51] <fenster> Phate45: yes I'm on windows
#1659 [04:51] <Phate45> fenster: how can you not know that .exe is application?
#1660 [04:52] <Wug> xCryonic: email mojang
#1661 [04:52] <Wug> support@mojang.com
#1662 [04:52] <xCryonic> ok, thanks
#1663 [04:53] <Phate45> fenster: also, is there an install.exe?
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#1666 [04:54] <fenster> Phate45: for two reasons, one i'm not that great with computers, & my memory's shot from over medication & a few other things.
#1667 [04:54] <fenster> Phate45: no there isn't
#1668 [04:54] <Wug> is there a .sys file and a .inf file
#1669 [04:54] <Phate45> what files are there then
#1670 [04:55] <fenster> Phate45: one of them is the windows service pack 3, the other one is a video driver, or something for the motherboards someone suggested I download on here to help my GPU.
#1671 [04:56] <fenster> I can't get them to run, incompatibility, but windows xp should at least be able to run the service pack
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#1677 [05:21] <SavingChunksErrer> hy i am getting a saving chunks error
#1678 [05:22] <SavingChunksErrer> Any one who can help me?
#1679 [05:22] * Alexander [Alexander@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1680 [05:22] <Alexander> Hello
#1681 [05:22] <Alexander> I've created my own server but i can't open it why?
#1682 [05:23] <SavingChunksErrer> cool after can i join server?
#1683 [05:23] <Alexander> yes sure
#1684 [05:23] <SavingChunksErrer> o
#1685 [05:23] <SavingChunksErrer> ok
#1686 [05:23] <Alexander> but please help me (:P)
#1687 [05:23] <SavingChunksErrer> maby i can help i had servers before
#1688 [05:23] <Alexander> i put my username then my password
#1689 [05:24] <SavingChunksErrer> yh
#1690 [05:24] <SavingChunksErrer> server is n hamachi?
#1691 [05:24] <Alexander> and ...say: User notpremiun
#1692 [05:24] <SavingChunksErrer> o
#1693 [05:24] <Alexander> no not hamachi
#1694 [05:25] <Alexander> what i have to do? i can open :(
#1695 [05:25] * mib_lwx9to [mib_lwx9to@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1696 [05:25] <SavingChunksErrer> ok never had thet prob maby you can ask someone els SRY
#1697 [05:25] <Alexander> k
#1698 [05:26] <Alexander> you are premiun?
#1699 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> i am yes
#1700 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> you are priemum?
#1701 [05:27] <Alexander> no
#1702 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> oo
#1703 [05:27] <Alexander> but i can create a server?
#1704 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> so thet is your prob
#1705 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> yh
#1706 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> you can
#1707 [05:27] <SavingChunksErrer> but you need to make it whit hamachi
#1708 [05:28] <Alexander> hamachi only? can't with my IP address?
#1709 [05:28] <SavingChunksErrer> ii had a server before i was priemum
#1710 [05:28] <SavingChunksErrer> so
#1711 [05:28] <SavingChunksErrer> download hamachi
#1712 [05:28] <Alexander> can't with my IP address?
#1713 [05:28] <SavingChunksErrer> https://secure.logmein.com/products/hamachi/
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#1715 [05:28] <SavingChunksErrer> go there download hamachi
#1716 [05:29] <SavingChunksErrer> after install tell me
#1717 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> If you haven't bought minecraft beta, you're illegally playing minecraft.
#1718 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> Running a server is free, playing minecraft isn ot
#1719 [05:29] <SavingChunksErrer> yh
#1720 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> is not*
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#1722 [05:29] <GreyVulpine> Go pay the 15 euros for minecraft if you want to play it.
#1723 [05:29] <ugh> anyone help me with texture pack stuff
#1724 [05:30] <Phate45> Alexander: You would not be able to connect to your server even with hamachi.
#1725 [05:30] <Phate45> !paid Alexander
#1726 [05:30] <Phate45> o rly
#1727 [05:30] <Alexander> No
#1728 [05:30] <SavingChunksErrer> Gray you are right but i only had cracked 1 to see you i liked the game
#1729 [05:30] <ugh> anyone help me i downloaded a tex pack and minecraft crashes
#1730 [05:30] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#1730 [05:30] <SavingChunksErrer> now i bought the game
#1731 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> ugh - Delete the texturepack?
#1732 [05:31] <Phate45> ugh: Do you have a error log?
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#1734 [05:31] <ugh> no
#1735 [05:31] <ugh> ive delteted it
#1736 [05:31] <xCryonic> Ok, Now I sended the message
#1737 [05:31] <ugh> its still crashing
#1738 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> How did you delete it?
#1739 [05:31] <ugh> right click and delete
#1740 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> I mean, from where.
#1741 [05:31] <Alexander> Oh! i can't play?
#1742 [05:31] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Minecraft beta is not free
#1743 [05:31] <xCryonic> ugh, go to. appdata/roaming/ and delete minecraft.
#1744 [05:31] <ugh> documents and downloads
#1745 [05:32] <ugh> k
#1746 [05:32] <GreyVulpine> ugh - Wrong place
#1747 [05:32] <xCryonic> C:\Users\usernamehere\appdata
#1748 [05:32] <Alexander> Is their a minecraft Beta and a normal Minecraft?
#1749 [05:32] <xCryonic> and then go "roaming" and delete "minecraft."
#1750 [05:32] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft beta is the latest minecraft. The free version is called classic, and is available on the website
#1751 [05:33] <Alexander> from where i download Minecraft Beta?
#1752 [05:33] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Did you pay for minecraft?
#1753 [05:33] <xCryonic> ugh, go to. C:\Users\pcnamehere\appdata\roaming, and then delete "minecraft."
#1754 [05:33] <GreyVulpine> If not, that's why you're getting the User not premium error message, Alexander.
#1755 [05:33] <Alexander> nope
#1756 [05:34] <SavingChunksErrer> that is your prob then
#1757 [05:34] <SavingChunksErrer> can you direct me to mod help place pls
#1758 [05:34] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft
#1759 [05:34] <Alexander> yeah but i can play it in the browser ? can i?
#1760 [05:34] <SavingChunksErrer> that is the place ?#
#1761 [05:34] <GreyVulpine> /join #risucraft
#1762 [05:35] <Alexander> A question!
#1763 [05:35] <xCryonic> Alexander, Yes you can
#1764 [05:35] <Alexander> When i create a server what i do in .. /Run ... Cmd .. then?
#1765 [05:35] <GreyVulpine> Classic is free, and is available in the browser, yes.
#1766 [05:35] <xCryonic> You can play Classic Minecraft and Minecraft Beta in browser
#1767 [05:36] <xCryonic> Alexander, You have to download server files from minecraft.net
#1768 [05:36] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - We do not provide support for people who pirate minecraft here, or look for ways to play minecraft beta without paying for it
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#1770 [05:36] <SavingChunksErrer> how do you do a minecraft classic server?
#1771 [05:36] <xCryonic> You have to download server files
#1772 [05:36] <xCryonic> wait ill give you the link
#1773 [05:36] <SavingChunksErrer> o cool
#1774 [05:36] <GreyVulpine> Classic server files are available here: http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#1775 [05:36] <xCryonic> Oh, Vulpine was faster
#1776 [05:36] <SavingChunksErrer> no i only whanted to know
#1777 [05:37] <Alexander> i open http://www.minecraft.net/game/ but can't the any flash .. HTml or something only Buy it!
#1778 [05:38] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Again. You need to purchase an account if you want to play Minecraft Beta
#1779 [05:38] <xCryonic> Alex, you have to login first
#1780 [05:38] <Alexander> I am
#1781 [05:38] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft beta is NOT free.
#1782 [05:38] <xCryonic> Minecraft Classic
#1783 [05:38] <xCryonic> is
#1784 [05:39] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/game/ isn't classic
#1785 [05:39] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp is
#1786 [05:39] <Alexander> k
#1787 [05:39] <tyteen4a03> !check 183.178.206.144
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#1789 [05:41] <xCryonic> Waiting email from Mojang :(
#1790 [05:41] <xCryonic> How long it does usually take?
#1791 [05:41] <GreyVulpine> Few days
#1792 [05:41] <xCryonic> FEW DAYS!?
#1793 [05:42] <GreyVulpine> You don't realize how many emails Mojang gets daily.
#1794 [05:42] <xCryonic> You think so?
#1795 [05:42] <xCryonic> Then im gonna buy new Minecraft then :/
#1796 [05:42] <Opeth> He is right xCryonic, I've not had a reply in almost a week.
#1797 [05:42] <GreyVulpine> With 2 million people who have purchased minecraft?
#1798 [05:42] <Opeth> Actually, just going to ask jeb.
#1799 [05:42] <GreyVulpine> The amount of traffic #minecrafthelp sees?
#1800 [05:43] * Smarag [Smarag@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1801 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> We have had over 9000 unique nicks pass through here in the past 70 days.
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#1803 [05:43] <Alexander> i can join my server in /play.jsp?
#1804 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> Alexander - Your classic server, yes.
#1805 [05:43] <krebbit> Can someone please help me out?
#1806 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> It'll be listed in http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp
#1807 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - With?
#1808 [05:44] <krebbit> i wanna play minecraft for free though
#1809 [05:44] <krebbit> so i would have to play cclassic no?
#1810 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft classic is free.
#1811 [05:44] <SavingChunksErrer> any of you know when minecraft Beta 1.8 is coming out?
#1812 [05:44] <GreyVulpine> SavingChunksErrer - We have no more information than you do
#1813 [05:44] <krebbit> how do i get minecraft classic?
#1814 [05:44] <SavingChunksErrer> Dam
#1815 [05:45] <Opeth> Most likely during the latter half of September.
#1816 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> krebbit - Check the front page of minecraft.net
#1817 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> "Play Minecraft Classic (Outdated, but free):"
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#1819 [05:45] <krebbit> and then i click single player right under it right?
#1820 [05:45] <GreyVulpine> if you want to play single player classic mode, yes
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#1822 [05:46] <krebbit> but then it takes me to a page with the controls and thats it
#1823 [05:46] <GreyVulpine> Then install/update java from java.com
#1824 [05:46] <krebbit> ahh i see
#1825 [05:46] <krebbit> ill try that out
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#1827 [05:51] <tex7> hello, i have just bought and downloaded minecraft. it would not run. have now updated kjava etc and it gets me to username and passowrd and tehn when i login i get 'unable to strat because it failed to find accelerated OpenGL mode. this can be fixed by updating video card drivers'...can you help?
#1828 [05:52] <krebbit> YAY! thanks so much man
#1829 [05:52] <severance> tex7 >>> "this can be fixed by updating video card drivers" <<<
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#1831 [05:54] <krebbit> so i can't play something similar to minecraft beta?
#1832 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> Without paying for it? Classic is the closest you'll get
#1833 [05:55] <Phate45> krebbit: there are some Minecraft 'clones' out there, but to play the original beta, you have to pay
#1834 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> There is a demo out.
#1835 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> ?? demo
#1836 [05:55] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1837 [05:55] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1838 [05:55] <krebbit> clones?
#1839 [05:55] <Phate45> yep
#1840 [05:55] <Opeth> krebbit - If you give me time, I can buy another trial code.
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#1842 [05:56] <krebbit> Cause i like classic and all but i start out with all the resources and i want to start out fresh
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#1844 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> Classic is the free creative mode, where you get all the blocks. There's no survival mode, no crafting, no monsters.
#1845 [05:57] <Opeth> Hm, payment went through.
#1846 [05:57] <GreyVulpine> Beta is where you'll get all that stuff, and that requires a paid account
#1847 [05:57] <krebbit> ahh see thats what i want.. the survival part haha
#1848 [05:58] <Opeth> krebbit - Is your account signed in to minecraft.net?
#1849 [05:58] <krebbit> yes
#1850 [05:58] <Opeth> Go to: https://www.minecraft.net/humble/
#1851 [05:58] <Opeth> Then use this: 5b86ce9262ee439humble4a9fe618f3546a638
#1852 [05:58] * GreyVulpine winces
#1852 [05:59] <Opeth> Meh.
#1853 [05:59] <GreyVulpine> PM would've been better.
#1854 [05:59] <krebbit> and what is this?
#1855 [05:59] <Opeth> I've just woken up. Trying to reach his name to PM would probably give me an aneurysm.
#1856 [05:59] <Opeth> It is a code for a full-version trial.
#1857 [05:59] <Opeth> You have Minecraft Beta until the 14th.
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#1859 [06:00] <krebbit> oh sweet! :D
#1860 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Opeth - Do you recommend any games from the humble pack? Trying to look through them, seeing if any are worth it..
#1861 [06:01] <Opeth> I've not tried any, even though I've paid for about eleven packs.
#1862 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Only one I'm leaning towards is cortex command
#1863 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Hah, wow.
#1864 [06:02] <Calinou> GreyVulpine: can you add something in the VoxelHead bot please?
#1865 [06:02] <Opeth> You can always pay $0.01, then buy a second pack and pay more if you enjoyed any.
#1866 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1867 [06:02] <Calinou> 10 times or so I explain how to revert a HD texturepack
#1868 [06:02] <Calinou> people use HD textuepack, game updated > crash
#1869 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> Usually a win/reinst will do the trick
#1870 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> or:
#1871 [06:02] <Calinou> no, you don't lose anything, you don't redownload anything
#1872 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> ?? causality
#1873 [06:02] <VoxelHead> causality: If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#1874 [06:02] <VoxelHead> causality: Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#1875 [06:03] <Calinou> you have to open options.txt, then change the skin: value to "default", then it works ;)
#1876 [06:03] <Calinou> then you reinstall the patcher
#1877 [06:03] <GreyVulpine> Write how you want it worded, and give me a keyword you want it filed under.
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#1879 [06:04] <Opeth> I'll begin listening once you add a command that allows Vox to serve coffee.
#1880 [06:06] * Phate45 gives VoxelHead coffee
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#1881 [06:07] <Rikairchy> its all quiet.....
#1882 [06:07] <Opeth> It better stay that way.
#1883 [06:07] <helen> when i go to run the game nothing happens - get a blank screen. any suggestions
#1884 [06:07] * Rikairchy makes a lot of noise
#1884 [06:08] <Phate45> GreyVulpine: is there a way an OP can speak for vox?
#1885 [06:08] <Rikairchy> helen: have you installed any mods?
#1886 [06:08] <helen> what's a mod
#1887 [06:08] <thinkfx> XD
#1888 [06:08] <Rikairchy> Zans minimap, Aether, etc
#1889 [06:09] <Phate45> Zombe pack, x-ray, tmi, etc...
#1890 [06:09] <Phate45> :D
#1891 [06:09] <Rikairchy> yay zombe!
#1892 [06:09] <Phate45> i actually use zombe's fly to fly around when i build high stuff
#1893 [06:09] <Rikairchy> i think im gonna get a Core 2 Duo E8400
#1894 [06:09] <Rikairchy> same here Phate45
#1895 [06:10] <Opeth> Heh, tried to run Minecraft for the first time in a while, getting some errors.
#1896 [06:10] * Opeth grabs his wrench.
#1896 [06:10] * Rikairchy gets a hammer
#1896 [06:10] <Rikairchy> what errors?
#1897 [06:10] <aetherian> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :duct tape :D
#1898 [06:10] <Rikairchy> WD40
#1899 [06:10] <Opeth> Some loading ones.
#1900 [06:10] * Phate45 gets bunch of nails
#1900 [06:10] <Opeth> Hm, fixed it.
#1901 [06:11] * Phate45 throws them away
#1901 [06:11] <Rikairchy> nivr
#1902 [06:11] <Rikairchy> nice*
#1903 [06:11] <Rikairchy> cant spell :\
#1904 [06:11] <Opeth> Oops.
#1905 [06:11] <Opeth> !client
#1906 [06:11] <Rikairchy> i forgot how to load a module :\
#1907 [06:11] <Phate45> Rikairchy: in where
#1908 [06:11] <Rikairchy> in mIRC
#1909 [06:11] <Phate45> lol
#1910 [06:11] <Rikairchy> /load ?
#1911 [06:11] <Phate45> real men use command line clients
#1912 [06:12] <Rikairchy> gtfo :3
#1913 [06:12] <Phate45> >.> written by themselves
#1914 [06:12] <Rikairchy> i use it for the .mrc bots
#1915 [06:12] <Phate45> whats .mrc bots
#1916 [06:13] <Rikairchy> tat's trivia
#1917 [06:14] <Phate45> any python coder here?
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#1919 [06:14] <Phate45> <.<
#1920 [06:14] <Phate45> >.>
#1921 [06:14] <Phate45> derp
#1922 [06:14] <Rikairchy> hm
#1923 [06:15] <Rikairchy> i got somethin funny to share
#1924 [06:15] * HariboPenguin [HariboPenguin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1925 [06:15] <Phate45> Rikairchy: share already
#1926 [06:15] <Rikairchy> my sister was bugging me about why she cant be on my facebook
#1927 [06:15] * asnoehu [asnoehu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1928 [06:15] <Rikairchy> and said mom was
#1929 [06:16] <Rikairchy> and mom said "cuz im his mother"
#1930 [06:16] <Rikairchy> and my sister said "well im his sister"
#1931 [06:16] <Rikairchy> and mom said "thats not his fault"
#1932 [06:16] <Phate45> LOL
#1933 [06:17] <Rikairchy> it was great
#1934 [06:17] <Rikairchy> she's all pissed now
#1935 [06:17] <Phate45> quick fix: add her
#1936 [06:17] <Rikairchy> na
#1937 [06:17] <Phate45> or /ignore
#1938 [06:17] <Rikairchy> she has me blocked
#1939 [06:17] <Phate45> lol
#1940 [06:17] <Rikairchy> my mom is added
#1941 [06:17] <Rikairchy> but she cant see my wall
#1942 [06:17] <Rikairchy> or post on it
#1943 [06:17] <Phate45> how does she want to be on ur facebook when she has you blocked
#1944 [06:18] <Rikairchy> nfc
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#1946 [06:18] <Phate45> ? nfc?
#1947 [06:18] <Rikairchy> no clue
#1948 [06:18] <Phate45> oh
#1949 [06:18] <Phate45> lol
#1950 [06:18] <Phate45> lol @ women logic
#1951 [06:19] <Rikairchy> haha
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#1954 [06:24] <Everfalling> hello. can someone here help me with logging into the forums via Curse? i had an account on the forums before they merged with curse but now when i want to log in it won't let me. it says my name is in use but when i look on the member list my name doesn't come up and when i try to recover my password it says my email isn't in the database. i'm at a loss as to what to do.
#1955 [06:25] <Everfalling> i tried submitting a trouble ticket to curse but you need an account for that :/
#1956 [06:25] <Opeth> You should ask in #minecraftforums
#1957 [06:26] <Everfalling> ok thanks.
#1958 [06:27] <Opeth> !check 85.214.217.48
#1959 [06:27] <tyteen4a03> !check localhost
#1960 [06:28] <Phate45> jelly! checking localhost via an irc channel
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#1962 [06:31] <krebbit> is anyone there?
#1963 [06:32] <krebbit> how come i cant make torches?
#1964 [06:32] <Phate45> stick+coal on top
#1965 [06:32] <Phate45> you can
#1966 [06:33] <Opeth> krebbit - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorial
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#1968 [06:35] <krebbit> i couldnt
#1969 [06:36] <krebbit> maybe cause im on trial version?
#1970 [06:36] <Opeth> You have the full version.
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#1972 [06:37] <krebbit> okay so i put the sticks and then the flint on top... nothing came out
#1973 [06:37] <Opeth> Coal on top, not flint.
#1974 [06:37] <Phate45> not flint
#1975 [06:37] <GreyVulpine> Not flint. Coal
#1976 [06:37] <Phate45> coal
#1977 [06:37] <Phate45> darn
#1978 [06:37] <Phate45> ninjas
#1979 [06:42] <krebbit> and how do i get health?
#1980 [06:43] <GreyVulpine> kill pigs, get pork chops
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#1982 [06:53] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#1982 [06:54] * Wug pokes Phate45
#1982 [06:54] <Opeth> When I was coming back from London I drove passed a town called Wigtown.
#1983 [06:54] <Wug> WIGBORT!!!
#1984 [06:54] <Wug> 11
#1985 [06:55] <Opeth> Wigtown's Location: Situated in the southwest of Scotland
#1986 [06:55] <Opeth> Wigbort is one of us.
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#1990 [07:09] <Calinou> krebbit: "and how do i get health?" you can farm wheat, fish, get porkchops by killing pigs or zombie pigmen, finding cocoa beans/golden apples in dungeons
#1991 [07:09] <Calinou> http://minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Food
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#1996 [07:35] * Phate45 wonders how long will this silence last
#1996 [07:35] <Opeth> Thanks for ruining the moment.
#1997 [07:35] <Phate45> derp!
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#1999 [07:37] * Rikairchy makes a lot of noise
#1999 [07:38] <Max15492> GreyVulpine I think it was yesterday I wrote with you and you gave me a link which I had to download and it worked but this night I deleted all of my computer and now I need the Link again please do you remember that?
#2000 [07:38] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#2000 [07:38] * Wug pokes Phate45
#2000 [07:38] <Max15492> it's my video card driver
#2001 [07:38] * Wug pokes Phate45 with AuBot
#2001 [07:39] <Max15492> it doesn't work with minecraft
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#2003 [07:41] <mib_qwlbpv> my friend cant go online on minecraft, when he tries it doesnt come up with the minecraft or anything and he can only go on offline. help.
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#2005 [07:42] <username> my friend cant go online on minecraft, when he tries it doesnt come up with the minecraft or anything and he can only go on offline. help.
#2006 [07:43] <Phate45> username: the friend himself cant come, right?
#2007 [07:43] <Phate45> and you cant specify the problem further, right?
#2008 [07:43] <Phate45> -_-
#2009 [07:43] <username> i can specify it a bit further.
#2010 [07:43] <Max15492> GreyVulpine?
#2011 [07:44] <username> when it loads up it says
#2012 [07:44] <username> :
#2013 [07:44] <username> wait a second.
#2014 [07:44] <Max15492> I need help
#2015 [07:44] <username> <html body font colour 808080> failed to update news, permission denied and stuff like that.
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#2017 [07:45] <Phate45> cant you get a printscreen of his loader?
#2018 [07:45] <Phate45> if its the loader whats wrong
#2019 [07:45] <username> okay, ill just get it off him
#2020 [07:47] <Phate45> Max15492: bad luck, GreyVulpine seems afk
#2021 [07:47] <username> one second.
#2022 [07:49] <Max15492> Phate45 can I do but since you probably do anything -.-
#2023 [07:49] <Phate45> hm?
#2024 [07:49] <Max15492> sry
#2025 [07:49] <Max15492> : 'D
#2026 [07:49] <Phate45> is that even english?
#2027 [07:49] <Phate45> i see like matrix in behind the sentence
#2028 [07:49] <Phate45> i want plain ol' english pls
#2029 [07:50] <Max15492> dry I wanted to test the automatic google translater :D but it was wrong
#2030 [07:50] <Wug> Phate45: say /me does something
#2031 [07:50] * Phate45 does something
#2031 [07:50] <Wug> :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
#2032 [07:50] <Phate45> lol wat
#2033 [07:50] <Wug> no more stack traces
#2034 [07:50] <Phate45> you make wugbot watch people's /me ?
#2035 [07:50] <Wug> I had a borken module that whenever someone did /me it would spam me with
#2036 [07:50] <Wug> Traceback (most recent call last):
#2037 [07:50] <Wug> File "/home/wug/.xchat2/awesomeness.py", line 15, in awesomeness
#2038 [07:50] <Wug> performaction(newreply[0], newreply[1], newreply[2])
#2039 [07:50] <Wug> File "/home/wug/.xchat2/awesomeness.py", line 30, in performaction
#2040 [07:50] <Wug> string = __output_map__[key]
#2041 [07:50] <Wug> KeyError: 'ACTION'
#2042 [07:50] <Opeth> Phate45, there is some fun actions on irc.
#2043 [07:50] * Rikairchy [Rikairchy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2044 [07:51] <Opeth> using /quit [USERNAME] nakes that person leave.
#2045 [07:51] <Phate45> lol awesomeness
#2046 [07:51] * Wug kicks opeth
#2046 [07:51] <Phate45> nah, i'd quit
#2047 [07:51] * Phate45 gtfo
#2047 [07:51] <Phate45> also nakes a person?
#2048 [07:51] <Phate45> orly
#2049 [07:51] <Opeth> Yes.
#2050 [07:51] <Opeth> If you use [ ]
#2051 [07:51] <Phate45> ][
#2052 [07:51] <Opeth> I just set up your permission to use it.
#2053 [07:52] <Phate45> o yeah
#2054 [07:52] <Phate45> \quit
#2055 [07:52] <Phate45> \|/
#2056 [07:52] <Phate45> _-!-_
#2057 [07:52] <SlashLife> Phate45: No need to put up antennas.
#2058 [07:52] <Phate45> haha
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#2060 [07:53] <Phate45> wug, u hax?
#2061 [07:53] * Wug hax.
#2061 [07:53] <Phate45> you got +q
#2062 [07:53] <Phate45> and posted a line after it
#2063 [07:53] <Phate45> before -q
#2064 [07:54] <Wug> Phate45: /me has a magic @ here
#2065 [07:54] <Wug> except its invisible
#2066 [07:54] <Phate45> oh yeah
#2067 [07:55] <Phate45> that +v Wug is totally invisible :D
#2068 [07:55] <Wug> but I did that with hax.
#2069 [07:55] <Wug> and that
#2070 [07:55] <Calinou> in 5 minutes, 5 arrows and 21 bones ;D
#2071 [07:55] <Wug> oh vooooooooooooooooooxelhead !!
#2072 [07:55] <Calinou> from my skeleton dungeon trap
#2073 [07:55] <Wug> lalalala
#2074 [07:55] <Calinou> and one gunpowder
#2075 [07:55] <Wug> trololo
#2076 [07:56] <username> my friend is just about to send me the pic of the loader phate
#2077 [07:57] <Phate45> lol wug
#2078 [07:57] <Phate45> sure
#2079 [07:57] <Phate45> www.imgur.com
#2080 [07:59] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#2080 [07:59] * Wug stabs Phate45
#2080 [08:00] <Wug> with AuBot
#2081 [08:00] * Phate45 dodges *sunglasses*
#2081 [08:00] * Wug punches sunglasses into face
#2081 [08:00] * Phate45 dodges again *sunglasses*
#2081 [08:00] <Opeth> ?? dont/spam
#2082 [08:00] * mib_lixk8x [mib_lixk8x@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2083 [08:00] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2084 [08:01] <Opeth> Wait, what kind of spam message is that?
#2085 [08:01] * Wug buries Phate45 and Opeth in a mountain of sunglasses and sets it on fire
#2085 [08:01] * Phate45 has dodge 99.985554778%
#2085 [08:01] * Wug uses speed *= speed * speed
#2085 [08:01] * Phate45 laughs, cause sunglasses dont burn
#2085 [08:01] <Opeth> mollstam, you there?
#2086 [08:01] <Wug> probably not
#2087 [08:01] <mib_lixk8x> hi
#2088 [08:02] <Opeth> Hm.
#2089 [08:02] <Opeth> That was easy.
#2090 [08:02] * Phate45 wins *sunglasses*
#2090 [08:02] <Phate45> i make my bot say *sunglasses* and he comes here, says it and leaves
#2091 [08:02] <Phate45> or not
#2092 [08:03] * Phate45 lurks away to code again
#2092 [08:04] <username> he can't send it to me.
#2093 [08:04] <username> hes a tard.
#2094 [08:04] <username> :L
#2095 [08:05] <Wug> who wants to play smp
#2096 [08:05] <Wug> because I really really really really really really really really do
#2097 [08:05] <Phate45> me me
#2098 [08:06] <Wug> ;ip
#2099 [08:06] <WugBot> IP address of Wug is: 75.68.120.149
#2100 [08:06] <Wug> port 25566
#2101 [08:06] * Phate45 cant play atm cause at work
#2101 [08:06] <Wug> :<
#2102 [08:06] <Phate45> fate is cruel
#2103 [08:06] <Phate45> + fate Fate is cruel
#2104 [08:06] <Wug> my fate was crueler :P
#2105 [08:06] <Phate45> :fate
#2106 [08:06] <Phate45> hey
#2107 [08:06] <Wug> it spawned me one block from a 40 block cliff
#2108 [08:06] <Phate45> wat a jelly
#2109 [08:06] <Wug> from which I promptly fell and died
#2110 [08:07] <Phate45> :fate
#2111 [08:07] <WugBot> fate: Fate is cruel.
#2112 [08:07] <Phate45> oh yeah
#2113 [08:10] <Phate45> Wug: lets see, first run after commands overhaul
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#2115 [08:12] * Phate45 pokes Wug (PM)
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#2116 [08:16] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#2116 [08:18] * Phate45 pokes WugBot
#2116 [08:18] <Opeth> DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH WIGBORT
#2117 [08:18] <Phate45> oh i dare
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#2121 [08:23] <Wug> you shouldnt dare
#2122 [08:23] <Wug> ;kick Phate45
#2123 [08:23] <WugBot> I don't have operator privilages in #minecrafthelp.
#2124 [08:23] <Phate45> ha
#2125 [08:23] <Phate45> fail
#2126 [08:23] <Opeth> Heh.
#2127 [08:23] <Wug> that was it attempting to and failing.
#2128 [08:23] <Opeth> ;k wug
#2129 [08:23] <Opeth> Damn the world.
#2130 [08:23] <rayman> I have paided for minecraft - how do I get it going - do i get a code
#2131 [08:23] <Phate45> ;kick Wug
#2132 [08:23] <Wug> noop
#2133 [08:23] <Phate45> duh
#2134 [08:24] <Phate45> olol
#2135 [08:24] <Calinou> paided... nice verb, and what's your username?
#2136 [08:24] <Phate45> !paid rayman
#2137 [08:24] <rayman> puppy145
#2138 [08:24] <Calinou> rayman: if you bought the game normally, you need to wait several hours, then you can download the client and play
#2139 [08:24] <Phate45> !paid puppy145
#2140 [08:24] <Calinou> !paid puppy145
#2141 [08:24] * Phate45 wins over Calinou
#2141 [08:24] <Calinou> there, you need to wait several hours, or even days
#2142 [08:25] <rayman> i have an email saying i have paid
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#2144 [08:26] <rayman> how does aubot know puppy145 has not paid?
#2145 [08:27] <Wug> because aubot is magic
#2146 [08:27] <Phate45> its PURE magic
#2147 [08:27] <Phate45> not like your wugbot
#2148 [08:27] <Phate45> ;-)
#2149 [08:27] <rayman> right then lets get the magican to work
#2150 [08:27] <Phate45> man, smash me with a brick
#2151 [08:28] <Phate45> i assign to variable in python with ("xxx") style
#2152 [08:28] <rayman> how do i get mc to work if i have paid
#2153 [08:28] <Wug> did you buy a gift code instead of premium status?
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#2155 [08:28] <Wug> you can just apply the code to yourself if you did
#2156 [08:29] <Wug> AuBot: a little late, arent we
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#2158 [08:29] <rayman> now how do i work out if it was premium status 14.95 euro
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#2160 [08:30] <rayman> it was one of the beta purchase deals
#2161 [08:30] <rayman> it was for my boy
#2162 [08:30] <rayman> hence i get it in the neck
#2163 [08:31] <rayman> and he gets onto the old strife
#2164 [08:31] <rayman> and she gives it to me in the neck as well
#2165 [08:32] <rayman> and i hit the pub
#2166 [08:32] <rayman> which doesnt resolve the issue at habd
#2167 [08:32] <Phate45> man, what are you talking about
#2168 [08:33] <rayman> i just want to get mc working so my boy gets off my case
#2169 [08:33] <Opeth> You have to be British to understand Phate.
#2170 [08:33] <Opeth> rayman - Did you purchase from minecraft.net?
#2171 [08:33] <rayman> yes
#2172 [08:33] <Opeth> Using paypal/cc/debit?
#2173 [08:33] <rayman> cc
#2174 [08:34] <Opeth> Upgrade isn't always immediate.
#2175 [08:34] <Opeth> ??> rayman payment
#2176 [08:34] <VoxelHead> rayman: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2177 [08:34] <VoxelHead> rayman: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2178 [08:34] <rayman> do payment@mojang.com respond within a timeframe
#2179 [08:35] <Opeth> It could be a few days.
#2180 [08:35] <Phate45> ??> rayman support
#2181 [08:35] <VoxelHead> rayman: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2182 [08:35] <Opeth> Tell your son to man up and wait. Problem solved.
#2183 [08:36] <Phate45> In the meantime, go play tetris ;-)
#2184 [08:36] <rayman> cheers opeth and Voxelhead i follow that channel
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#2187 [08:41] <krebbit> My son clicked on texture pack of his and now the game will not open. I have forced update and it will not work can someone help me
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#2190 [08:42] <Opeth> Delete the texture pack folder.
#2191 [08:42] <krebbit> ok
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#2193 [08:43] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#2193 [08:43] <Phate45> Wug are you here?
#2194 [08:44] <Phate45> Opeth: what about the options.txt?
#2195 [08:44] <shoesize10> i purchased a second minecraft account, but i didn't get a confirmation email and i can't log into it
#2196 [08:44] <Opeth> ??> shoesize10 payment
#2197 [08:44] <VoxelHead> shoesize10: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2198 [08:44] <VoxelHead> shoesize10: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2199 [08:45] <krebbit> what will the texture pack folder say...
#2200 [08:45] <krebbit> what is the name of it
#2201 [08:46] <shoesize10> purchased yesterday - should receive results by today?
#2202 [08:46] <Opeth> texturepacks
#2203 [08:47] <Phate45> real men delete useles stuff by 'sudo rm -rf /'
#2204 [08:47] * AuBot kicked Phate45 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please do not try tricking people with that.)
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#2206 [08:47] <Phate45> wow
#2207 [08:47] <Phate45> +1 for aubot
#2208 [08:47] <krebbit> well I am not a man.... i am a mom just trying to help my kiddo
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#2210 [08:49] <Phate45> krebbit: +1 for you as well
#2211 [08:49] <krebbit> okay I am not finding this....
#2212 [08:50] <Phate45> krebbit: i assume you are already in the .minecraft folder?
#2213 [08:51] <krebbit> haha.... wrong screen
#2214 [08:51] <Phate45> if you are not, then do Win+R and type %appdata%/.minecraft in there
#2215 [08:51] <Phate45> i have to go, i'll be back tommorow
#2216 [08:51] <Phate45> see y'all
#2217 [08:51] * Phate45 pokes Wug (I WIN)
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#2219 [08:53] <krebbit> thanks for your help! it worked
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#2221 [09:06] <ST72> i bought mc 4 days ago and it still tells me my account is invalid
#2222 [09:07] <ST72> sorry they tell me my account is not premium
#2223 [09:07] <ST72> help plz
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#2228 [09:17] <mib_u2hlw8> i'm trying to play but everytime I click play in browser it says i need to login. I login and the same problem occurs when I click play in browser
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#2230 [09:22] <mib_u2hlw8> i'm trying to play but everytime I click play in browser it says i need to login. I login and the same problem occurs when I click play in browser
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#2233 [09:24] <Emmnic> Hello, im playing minecraft classic, and when im gonna start the game it is :an arror occured while loadin the applet. Fatal error occured (4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
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#2236 [09:32] <brutis127> is there a phone # for mine craft
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#2239 [09:34] <brutis127> is the a phone number for mine craft i can call
#2240 [09:35] <Morrolan> brutis127: Well, you could call Mojang directly, but a) you'll have to find their number yourself and b) it's an international call, meaning it'd get _very_ expensive.
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#2242 [09:35] <Morrolan> Also, c) I doubt that they'll give you support unless it's a really specific issue. But you certainly can try.
#2243 [09:35] <brutis127> ok thanka
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#2245 [09:36] <montezuma> So what is this?
#2246 [09:38] <Morrolan> http://www.allmystery.de/dateien/uh43048,1253796128,this-is-sparta-7.jpg
#2247 [09:39] <montezuma> nice one, but is this where i go to find out how to fix stuff?
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#2249 [09:39] <Morrolan> montezuma: Yea, just ask your question and we'll see whether we can help you.
#2250 [09:39] <Morrolan> brb, coffee
#2251 [09:40] <montezuma> Ok, well, i didn't really notice it at first, but ive started to recently. I cannot see any durability bar on any tools. At all.
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#2253 [09:41] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: Try opening minecraft and pressing the button labeled "auto" on your monitor
#2254 [09:41] <oldtopmanserver> Or manually adjusting the picture
#2255 [09:41] <montezuma> Im on a mac :/
#2256 [09:41] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: >.>
#2257 [09:41] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: Do you have any mods installed?
#2258 [09:41] <oldtopmanserver> Or did?
#2259 [09:42] <montezuma> yes. but even before them it was doing it.
#2260 [09:43] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: Can you give us a screenshot? imgur.com is a good place for those too
#2261 [09:44] <montezuma> yeah sure, give me a sec or two
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#2263 [09:46] <jaybrad> hey when i go to download minecraft it lets me download it, but then when i try to open it it gives me a window and asks me to choose which programme to open it with. ive tried looking al over the internet to find a solution but there just doesnt seem to be anything this specific
#2264 [09:46] <Opeth> rename it to minecraft.exe
#2265 [09:46] <Opeth> If you are using windows of course.
#2266 [09:47] <jaybrad> just rename the file, then try and open it again/
#2267 [09:47] <jaybrad> ?*
#2268 [09:47] <Opeth> Yes
#2269 [09:47] <jaybrad> ha, that was so easy! cheers mate
#2270 [09:48] <montezuma> ok, back. http://i.imgur.com/QRyrU.png the white bars are where the damage bars are meant to be right?
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#2272 [09:51] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: Yep
#2273 [09:51] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma: I have honestly never seen this before.
#2274 [09:51] <oldtopmanserver> But here is what I want you to try
#2275 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> ??< mac/reinst
#2276 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Rename the minecraft folder to minecraft2
#2277 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> montezuma:
#2278 [09:52] <oldtopmanserver> All your saves will be backed up in minecraft2, go ahead.
#2279 [09:53] <montezuma> reinstall minecraft or mac?
#2280 [09:53] <delsol> minecraft
#2281 [09:53] <montezuma> okay, brb
#2282 [09:53] <delsol> rename the minecraft directory to minecraft2 or to backup_minecraft or old_minecraft
#2283 [09:53] <delsol> then install again.
#2284 [09:53] <delsol> etc.
#2285 [09:55] <oldtopmanserver> http://qdb.us/305620
#2286 [09:57] <montezuma> gotta make a tool and use it to see if it's fixed
#2287 [09:58] <montezuma> oh my good lord. you just fixed it!
#2288 [09:58] <montezuma> THANK YOU!
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#2290 [09:58] <deadroute> anyone care to help me?
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#2294 [10:02] <mib_p7x0cn> ich habe mir minecraft gerade gekauft und habe mir die minecraft exe runtergeladen aber minecraft startet nich kann mir jemand helfen
#2295 [10:03] <Skable> uh....
#2296 [10:03] <Skable> you're saying that Minecraft isn't starting?
#2297 [10:03] <Dralnu> Hello :) I've just bought Minecraft and I'm having trouble downloading. The download stops a partial. Any help?
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#2299 [10:04] <mib_p7x0cn> ja minecraft startet einfach nicht
#2300 [10:05] <Opeth> mib_p7x0cn - is it minecraft or minecraft.exe?
#2301 [10:05] <Opeth> ist es minecraft oder minecraft.exe?
#2302 [10:05] <Skable> it's the exe
#2303 [10:06] <mib_p7x0cn> es ist die minecraft exe wo nicht startet
#2304 [10:07] <mib_p7x0cn> warum startet die minecraft exe nicht
#2305 [10:07] <Opeth> nicht sicher
#2306 [10:10] <Dralnu> Hello again :) I've just bought Minecraft and I'm having trouble downloading. The download stops a partial. Any help?
#2307 [10:12] <Skable> The server might be slow
#2308 [10:12] <Skable> try downloading it again
#2309 [10:13] <Dralnu> I'm trying over and over. Doesn't work. Maybe tomorrow or something?
#2310 [10:14] <severance> a) try some download manager
#2311 [10:14] <severance> b) get better internet connection
#2312 [10:14] <severance> c) try torrent
#2313 [10:14] <Dralnu> Do you know of any free download managers?
#2314 [10:15] <severance> I bet google does
#2315 [10:15] <Dralnu> Hardy Harr.
#2316 [10:15] <severance> I know two, wget and curl
#2317 [10:15] <Dralnu> Thanks :)
#2318 [10:15] <severance> but I suspect that you'd need something else.
#2319 [10:15] <Dralnu> Oh?
#2320 [10:16] <severance> those are linux command-line tools
#2321 [10:16] <Dralnu> Yup, I'll need something Windows.
#2322 [10:16] <Dralnu> Hum...
#2323 [10:17] <severance> Dralnu http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+open-source+download+manager+for+windows
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#2327 [10:24] <Dralnu> Download manager huh. It worked.
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#2330 [10:28] <Frosty_Cakes> hello is this where i could get help?
#2331 [10:29] <Frosty_Cakes> ?
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#2333 [10:30] <Thechunkylover> hello
#2334 [10:30] <Frosty_Cakes> hello
#2335 [10:31] <Thechunkylover> i need some help with running minecraft
#2336 [10:31] <Frosty_Cakes> i do as well
#2337 [10:31] <Thechunkylover> is there any idlers about
#2338 [10:32] <Frosty_Cakes> idont think so :\
#2339 [10:32] <Frosty_Cakes> i just hopped in this room
#2340 [10:32] <Opeth> ?? ask/howto
#2341 [10:32] <VoxelHead> ask/howto: Please read http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#before
#2342 [10:32] <VoxelHead> ask/howto: Yes, it's long. That's because it's packed chock-full of information, explained clearly.
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#2345 [10:35] <Thechunkylover> when i try and login it brings me to the mojang logo thena black screen so i force updated and it still brings me to a black screen then a still image of the dirt backround?
#2346 [10:36] <Thechunkylover> helloo?
#2347 [10:37] <Thechunkylover> VoxelHead:when i try and login it brings me to the mojang logo thena black screen so i force updated and it still brings me to a black screen then a still image of the dirt backround?
#2348 [10:37] <Frosty_Cakes> idk if my question might be there,
#2349 [10:38] <Thechunkylover> :(
#2350 [10:38] <Thechunkylover> need some idlers round here
#2351 [10:38] * Opeth idles.
#2351 [10:39] <Frosty_Cakes> im trying to play the classic minecraft(free) and its saying failed to start mine craft and then a black screen appeears
#2352 [10:39] <Thechunkylover> Opeth:when i try and login it brings me to the mojang logo thena black screen so i force updated and it still brings me to a black screen then a still image of the dirt backround?
#2353 [10:39] <Frosty_Cakes> They'er not replying 4 some reason ._.
#2354 [10:40] <Thechunkylover> :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
#2355 [10:40] <Frosty_Cakes> how can I play mincraft when there's a black screen?
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#2357 [10:40] <Thechunkylover> are you playing classic
#2358 [10:40] <Frosty_Cakes> mhmm
#2359 [10:41] <Thechunkylover> is there a button above login which says options?
#2360 [10:41] <mib_1dnjq0> Someone help me before i break my PC out of pure rage.
#2361 [10:41] <Frosty_Cakes> ikr >.>
#2362 [10:41] <Thechunkylover> frosty cakes?
#2363 [10:41] <Frosty_Cakes> (mhmm) = yes
#2364 [10:42] <Thechunkylover> so is there a options button
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#2366 [10:43] <mib_1dnjq0> some help. I try loading minecraft now but it stops just before the green loading bar is full, and it says it is done loading but it never proceeds to the main menu, it just stays at the loading screen.
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#2368 [10:43] <Thechunkylover> mib_1dnjq: force update
#2369 [10:43] <mib_1dnjq0> how do i go about that?
#2370 [10:44] <Thechunkylover> above the login button there is a options button right/
#2371 [10:44] <Thechunkylover> ?
#2372 [10:44] <Thechunkylover> click it then force update then try logging in
#2373 [10:44] <Frosty_Cakes> no just a black screen ( a little rectangle screen pops up saying fail to start minecraft)
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#2375 [10:45] <mib_1dnjq0> no. there is no option button :\
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#2377 [10:45] <mib_osflvg> Is this the Minecraft help chat?
#2378 [10:45] <mib_1dnjq0> yes.
#2379 [10:45] <Thechunkylover> are you playing the beta or classic/
#2380 [10:45] <Thechunkylover> ?
#2381 [10:45] <AetherNeedYou> thas any of you have the ather mod installed?
#2382 [10:45] <Frosty_Cakes> [pixel format not accelerated}
#2383 [10:45] <mib_1dnjq0> The beta
#2384 [10:46] <mib_osflvg> awesome. I am having some issues with the server thing. I ran a server and some of the land is immortal. When I break it, it just reappears with no item in my inventory.
#2385 [10:46] <Frosty_Cakes> (classic)
#2386 [10:46] <Thechunkylover> do you play in browser or downloaded
#2387 [10:46] <Frosty_Cakes> question: do you have to pay for beta?
#2388 [10:46] <mib_1dnjq0> downloaded
#2389 [10:46] <mib_1dnjq0> yes you do
#2390 [10:46] <AetherNeedYou> any of you have the Aether mod installed?
#2391 [10:46] <Thechunkylover> frosty, yes
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#2393 [10:46] <Frosty_Cakes> how much?
#2394 [10:47] <AetherNeedYou> 15 euro
#2395 [10:47] <Frosty_Cakes> 21.95
#2396 [10:47] <Thechunkylover> btw close minecraft then re open it
#2397 [10:47] <Thechunkylover> mib_1dnjq0: done that?
#2398 [10:47] <AetherNeedYou> Do any of you have the aether mod on there Minecraft pls Tell me
#2399 [10:47] <Thechunkylover> sorry no mate
#2400 [10:47] <AetherNeedYou> DAM
#2401 [10:48] <Frosty_Cakes> nope
#2402 [10:48] <Thechunkylover> sorry
#2403 [10:48] <AetherNeedYou> i want it
#2404 [10:48] <Frosty_Cakes> uhmm is beta the pre order one?
#2405 [10:48] <rumpler> hello dose anyone know why mines.exe will not run on my windows 7 64 bit laptop?
#2406 [10:48] <mib_1dnjq0> CHUNKY: Yes I tried closing it, re opening it, then loading it again but each time its the same thing.
#2407 [10:49] <Thechunkylover> mib_1dnjq0: well close it re open it and before you press the login button press the options button
#2408 [10:49] <Thechunkylover> mib_1dnjq0: then press force update ...THEN login
#2409 [10:49] <mib_1dnjq0> i dont have an options button!!!^&*($&(*&#^@#% :[
#2410 [10:49] <severance> screenshot
#2411 [10:49] <severance> ?
#2412 [10:50] <mib_1dnjq0> yeah one sec.
#2413 [10:50] <Opeth> mib_1dnjq0 did you download the new client from minecraft.net?
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#2415 [10:50] <Opeth> !client
#2416 [10:50] <Thechunkylover> Opeth: i need help!
#2417 [10:51] <rumpler> dose anyone know why minecraft.exe will not run on my windows 7 64 bit laptop?
#2418 [10:51] <Thechunkylover> AuBot: can you help me please
#2419 [10:51] <Frosty_Cakes> so it wont let me play Classic for some reason
#2420 [10:51] <Frosty_Cakes> i downloaded the latest java for it
#2421 [10:51] <THE> Hey, I have downloaded the classic version, but after I log in and click single player, it says, "An error occured while loading the applet. Please contact support to resolve this issue. Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2422 [10:53] <mib_1dnjq0> CHUNKY: Thank you, I did not have the new client but it worked now :] Bye guys and thank you!
#2423 [10:54] <rumpler> AuBot: can you help me please
#2424 [10:55] <mib_osflvg> test
#2425 [10:55] <Thechunkylover> i need help please!!!!!!!
#2426 [10:56] <Thechunkylover> :(
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#2428 [10:56] <rumpler> i need help please
#2429 [10:56] <ChaoCoyote> there, use a name is much easier
#2430 [10:56] <Thechunkylover> ChaoCoyote: i need some help please
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#2432 [10:57] <ChaoCoyote> You and me both :P I am not a mod
#2433 [10:57] <Thechunkylover> darn it
#2434 [10:57] <rumpler> dose anyone know why minecraft.exe will not run on my windows 7 64 bit laptop?
#2435 [10:57] <ChaoCoyote> I got immortal pieces of land that I can not mine.
#2436 [10:58] <Thechunkylover> i cant run it
#2437 [10:58] <Thechunkylover> even after force updating
#2438 [10:59] <kermi> anyone help me download minecraft. im trying to download the minecraft.exe file and it asks me what programto run it off of which one do i pick?
#2439 [10:59] <Frosty_Cakes> i can't play classic single player ._.
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#2442 [11:07] <Ditmars> hey can someone tell me how to fix my minecraft?
#2443 [11:07] <Ditmars> i tried to download a few mods and since i did my game wont load.
#2444 [11:08] <Opeth> ?? win/reinst
#2445 [11:08] <Ditmars> it doesnt show the main menu
#2446 [11:08] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2447 [11:08] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2448 [11:09] <Ditmars> thx ive tried that but ill try again, my computer couldnt find the "appdata" files
#2449 [11:09] <Ditmars> well i tried said method and still no dice =(
#2450 [11:11] <Ditmars> how do find the files? im running windows 7 btw
#2451 [11:11] <Boreeas> Is there any way too boost my FPS? I am playing fine on servers, but in SSP, in am down to 1-10 FPS
#2452 [11:11] <Boreeas> Ditmars:
#2453 [11:11] <Boreeas> Go to C:\Users\YOurUserName
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#2455 [11:13] <gibby> When I log on to minecraft it says "unable to return to webpage". What can I do?
#2456 [11:14] <Ditmars> ok thx ill try it bore
#2457 [11:15] <gibby> is anyone there?
#2458 [11:17] <Ditmars> ok its still not working
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#2460 [11:17] <Ditmars> i couldnt find the files either
#2461 [11:18] <mib_eezgy5> Its been 24hrs since i paid...still no e-mail... is that norm??
#2462 [11:20] <Ditmars> can someone help me restore my minecraft back to normal? i want the game to work, i dont need any mods but since i tried to download a texture pack and couple mods and then i loaded one or two in the game the game just crashed now i cant even bring up the title menu
#2463 [11:21] <Ditmars> i can log in but thats about it =/
#2464 [11:21] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_eezgy5 payment
#2465 [11:21] <VoxelHead> mib_eezgy5: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2466 [11:21] <VoxelHead> mib_eezgy5: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2467 [11:21] <TheNytangel> ??> Ditmars win/reinst
#2468 [11:21] <VoxelHead> Ditmars: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2469 [11:21] <VoxelHead> Ditmars: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2470 [11:22] <mib_eezgy5> Its been 24hrs since i paid...still no e-mail... is that norm??
#2471 [11:22] <TheNytangel> <VoxelHead> mib_eezgy5: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2472 [11:22] <TheNytangel> <VoxelHead> mib_eezgy5: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2473 [11:23] <Ditmars> thank you!! at Voxelhead. i finally found the minecraft directory haha ill let u know if it works
#2474 [11:23] <TheNytangel> At VoxelHead?
#2475 [11:24] <TheNytangel> -_-
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#2477 [11:24] <Ditmars> lol i means thx to voxelhead
#2478 [11:24] <Opeth> ?? bot
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#2480 [11:24] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2481 [11:24] <Ditmars> and yeah thanks you again it did work! =D
#2482 [11:25] <fanof> so guys, its been a week. have you figured out my problem?
#2483 [11:25] <TheNytangel> Vox is a bot, but I am NOT a bot, telling Vox what to do >.>
#2484 [11:25] <TheNytangel> fanof, what's wrong?
#2485 [11:25] <fanof> everything
#2486 [11:25] <fanof> i cant rune the damn game
#2487 [11:25] <fanof> run*
#2488 [11:25] <TheNytangel> ....
#2489 [11:25] <TheNytangel> Be specific
#2490 [11:25] <fanof> well ok
#2491 [11:26] <fanof> i start Minecraft and i can see the loading menu for 0.5 seconds and then it goes white or black
#2492 [11:26] <fanof> and then i get a message that says that it couldt find my openGl mode or something
#2493 [11:27] <fanof> it can usually be fixed by updating my video cards
#2494 [11:27] <fanof> card
#2495 [11:27] <TheNytangel> Drivers
#2496 [11:27] <fanof> yes
#2497 [11:27] <fanof> i meant video drivers
#2498 [11:28] <TheNytangel> So did you update them?
#2499 [11:28] <fanof> ok look, why would that helpo
#2500 [11:28] <fanof> and besides
#2501 [11:28] <fanof> i doubt it
#2502 [11:28] <TheNytangel> Try it
#2503 [11:28] <fanof> thats the problem
#2504 [11:29] <fanof> i literally cant
#2505 [11:29] <fanof> because its some sort of problem
#2506 [11:29] <TheNytangel> Why not?
#2507 [11:29] <fanof> well first off, the update like "Deletes" my ATI control panel. and it like goes away from the computer
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#2509 [11:30] <fanof> and then ill have to install the drivers again
#2510 [11:30] <fanof> thats what happens
#2511 [11:30] <fanof> ive tried updating it ehm 4-5 times now
#2512 [11:30] <fanof> and the same thing happens over and over again
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#2514 [11:31] <TheNytangel> fanof, can I have you do something?
#2515 [11:31] <fanof> well im open for everything
#2516 [11:31] <TheNytangel> Do you know how to get to your .minecraft directory?
#2517 [11:31] <fanof> yes
#2518 [11:31] <fanof> delete it you mean
#2519 [11:31] <fanof> done that
#2520 [11:31] <TheNytangel> Ok, open the .minecraft folder
#2521 [11:32] <TheNytangel> No, don't delete it
#2522 [11:32] <fanof> :o
#2523 [11:32] <fanof> ok
#2524 [11:32] <fanof> what :D`?
#2525 [11:32] <TheNytangel> In there, is there an "options.txt" file?
#2526 [11:32] <fanof> let me check
#2527 [11:32] <fanof> O. o
#2528 [11:32] <fanof> no
#2529 [11:32] <fanof> : o
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#2531 [11:33] <TheNytangel> Hmm.. ok, make one, I will paste what you should put in it
#2532 [11:33] <fanof> ok
#2533 [11:33] <anylog> hi
#2534 [11:33] <fanof> but where
#2535 [11:33] <TheNytangel> Right inside the .minecraft folder
#2536 [11:33] <anylog> can some1 give me the link of seeds for a new world?
#2537 [11:33] <fanof> oh ok
#2538 [11:33] <TheNytangel> anylog, search the mc forums
#2539 [11:33] <anylog> cant find
#2540 [11:34] <TheNytangel> anylog, use google then
#2541 [11:34] <fanof> so what should i call the file :)?
#2542 [11:34] <TheNytangel> options.txt
#2543 [11:34] <TheNytangel> Actually, no
#2544 [11:34] <TheNytangel> Just options
#2545 [11:34] <TheNytangel> But it is a .txt file
#2546 [11:35] <JohnEBH> !google Minecraft Seeds
#2547 [11:35] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Minecraft+Seeds&l=0
#2548 [11:35] <fanof> ehm how do i make a file .o?
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#2550 [11:35] <TheNytangel> fanof, right click, new, text document
#2551 [11:35] <TheNytangel> Name: options
#2552 [11:35] <fanof> ok done
#2553 [11:35] <TheNytangel> Paste this in it: http://pastebin.com/U4KKDD21
#2554 [11:35] <TheNytangel> You might want to change the keys IF you get minecraft running
#2555 [11:36] <TheNytangel> Cause they are all messed up :)
#2556 [11:36] <fanof> ok
#2557 [11:36] <fanof> but do i have to ehm like copy the numbers too ?
#2558 [11:36] <TheNytangel> Which ones?
#2559 [11:36] <fanof> the ones in the pastebin
#2560 [11:36] <fanof> there are numbers beside every text
#2561 [11:37] <TheNytangel> No
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#2563 [11:37] <fanof> ok
#2564 [11:37] <sockmister> hello
#2565 [11:37] <sockmister> i need help
#2566 [11:37] <fanof> well ok
#2567 [11:37] <fanof> ill try now
#2568 [11:38] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I was hoping that would make his opengl false, if that would do anything
#2569 [11:38] <JohnEBH> Why can't he do it via options? o.o
#2570 [11:38] <JohnEBH> ??> sockmister ask
#2571 [11:38] <TheNytangel> He didn't have one I guess
#2572 [11:38] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2573 [11:38] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2574 [11:38] <fanof> didnt work guys :/
#2575 [11:38] <TheNytangel> Hmm
#2576 [11:39] <TheNytangel> ??> fanof teamviewer
#2577 [11:39] <VoxelHead> fanof: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2578 [11:39] <VoxelHead> fanof: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2579 [11:39] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, What? O.o" you mean he can't through the mojang logo?
#2580 [11:39] <fanof> no i cant
#2581 [11:39] <fanof> so
#2582 [11:39] <fanof> ehm
#2583 [11:39] <JohnEBH> not you fanof
#2584 [11:39] <TheNytangel> fanof, teamviewer
#2585 [11:39] <fanof> well
#2586 [11:39] <fanof> ehm sure
#2587 [11:40] <fanof> so PM or what`?
#2588 [11:40] <TheNytangel> PM
#2589 [11:41] <fanof> ok
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#2593 [11:48] <shpongle12321> why cant i log into minecraft
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#2596 [11:56] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH
#2597 [11:56] <JohnEBH> What's up?
#2598 [11:56] <TheNytangel> Torch time? :P
#2599 [11:56] <JohnEBH> Have fun bleeding you eyes out
#2600 [11:56] <JohnEBH> I'll be working on my server -.-
#2601 [11:56] <TheNytangel> Lol
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#2603 [11:59] <Walker1212> Can someone help me setup a CTF server
#2604 [12:00] <TheNytangel> What's CTF?
#2605 [12:00] <Opeth> ??> Walker1212 smp/serversetup
#2606 [12:00] <VoxelHead> Walker1212: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#2607 [12:00] <VoxelHead> Walker1212: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#2610 [12:01] <xlyngbye> Is anybody on a mac lion and running mine craft?
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#2615 [12:15] <slimer> hey :)
#2616 [12:16] <slimer> can maybe somebody help me ?
#2617 [12:16] <TheNytangel> Just ask..
#2618 [12:17] <slimer> ok, my problem is that my launcher can't get a connection to minecraft.net
#2619 [12:17] <TheNytangel> ??> slimer error/cantconnect
#2620 [12:17] <VoxelHead> slimer: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2621 [12:17] <VoxelHead> slimer: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#2623 [12:18] <slimer> ok thanks for the tip i will try :)
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#2625 [12:18] <Calinou> ?? index
#2626 [12:18] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
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#2628 [12:23] <froglegstew> i have payed for minecraft and when i try to load it in browser, the java loading sign pops up but the screen goes black, any help?
#2629 [12:24] <froglegstew> ???
#2630 [12:24] <Calinou> don't use java 7
#2631 [12:24] <TheNytangel> Update video card drivers
#2632 [12:26] <TheNytangel> If only I had my joystick..
#2633 [12:26] <TheNytangel> I want to fly a 737, but setting up my yoke and throttle quadrants and plugging in all the panels is a pain..
#2634 [12:27] <TheNytangel> Plus I have to sit on a stool with a wireless keyboard on my lap trying to look over all of it
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#2637 [12:34] <funkeymunkey> DO you guys know anyhting about blue sceen o death???
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#2639 [12:35] <funkeymunkey> plz help me
#2640 [12:35] <Calinou> funkeymunkey: blue screen of death has nothing to do with minecraft
#2641 [12:35] <TheNytangel> No
#2642 [12:35] <TheNytangel> Google it
#2643 [12:36] <funkeymunkey> yea it does, it happened after i updated my drvers to play minecraft cuz you guys said so
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#2645 [12:36] <TheNytangel> Your drivers
#2646 [12:36] <TheNytangel> Not minecraft
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#2648 [12:36] <funkeymunkey> ut mean :P
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#2650 [12:36] <TheNytangel> Mmhm
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#2652 [12:37] <SheepNeedMillk> Hey, When I go to play minecraft. The window closes after I log in. Help? :S
#2653 [12:37] <funkeymunkey> byebye assholes
#2654 [12:37] <TheNytangel> Bye :)
#2655 [12:37] <reninho1> I can not play minecraft but yesterday I bought minecraft can help me?
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#2657 [12:37] <TheNytangel> ??> reninho1 payment
#2658 [12:37] <VoxelHead> reninho1: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2659 [12:37] <VoxelHead> reninho1: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2660 [12:38] <SheepNeedMillk> And I cant play it in browser either, as it crashes.
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#2662 [12:38] <quibbit> when i play the screen turns black
#2663 [12:38] <quibbit> hello
#2664 [12:39] <quibbit> ??????
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#2667 [12:39] <quibbit> i think its beacause of my mods
#2668 [12:39] <SheepNeedMillk> qubbit Have you just installed the mods?
#2669 [12:39] <Calinou> it is.
#2670 [12:39] <Calinou> learn to install mos
#2671 [12:40] <Calinou> mods*
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#2673 [12:40] <SheepNeedMillk> quibbit?
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#2675 [12:40] <quibbit> i have them instaled they worked last night
#2676 [12:40] <froglegstew> ..
#2677 [12:41] <froglegstew> Hello?
#2678 [12:41] <quibbit> i just got another one
#2679 [12:41] <Calinou> because, they're conflicting
#2680 [12:41] <Calinou> tell us the name of the mods, please
#2681 [12:41] <SheepNeedMillk> This isnt really the place for mod support.
#2682 [12:41] <froglegstew> Yeah
#2683 [12:41] <froglegstew> I keep getting a blue screen :/
#2684 [12:41] <froglegstew> When entering SMP
#2685 [12:42] <Calinou> SheepNeedMillk: #risucraft is for CREATING mods, not installing
#2686 [12:42] <quibbit> tmi minecolony and ww2 1.7.2 v2
#2687 [12:43] <quibbit> tmi= to many items
#2688 [12:43] <SheepNeedMillk> Have you just installed ww2?
#2689 [12:43] <quibbit> yes
#2690 [12:43] <SheepNeedMillk> Yeah. It crashed mine aswell. Just remove it.
#2691 [12:43] <froglegstew> Does anyone know the cause of a blue screen when entering SMP?
#2692 [12:44] <quibbit> and now its saying done loading
#2693 [12:44] <quibbit> but its not loading
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#2696 [12:45] <quibbit> and a black screen again
#2697 [12:45] <mib_1wxsep> hi, i need help
#2698 [12:45] <Calinou> ?? win/reinst
#2699 [12:45] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2700 [12:45] <quibbit> help!
#2701 [12:45] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2702 [12:45] <Calinou> quibbit: read above
#2703 [12:48] <quibbit> everything
#2704 [12:48] <quibbit> ???
#2705 [12:49] <Calinou> yes, but don't delete saves folder
#2706 [12:50] <quibbit> texture packs and mods
#2707 [12:50] <TheNytangel> Yes
#2708 [12:50] <quibbit> ok
#2709 [12:50] <TheNytangel> Everything but the saves folder
#2710 [12:52] <quibbit> its still not working
#2711 [12:53] <Calinou> it must...
#2712 [12:53] <Calinou> using a HD texture pack?
#2713 [12:53] <quibbit> is the starwars one hd
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#2715 [12:54] <quibbit> is it
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#2717 [12:54] <Calinou> I'll tell you what to do
#2718 [12:55] <Calinou> open "options.txt" using a notepad
#2719 [12:55] <quibbit> ok
#2720 [12:55] <Calinou> then change the "skin" value to default, this means change the line from "skin:nameofpack.zip" to "skin:default"
#2721 [12:55] <Calinou> then save the file, then run minecraft again
#2722 [12:55] <Calinou> then, before using again this pack, install the mcpatcher
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#2724 [12:56] <quibbit> i cant open
#2725 [12:56] <quibbit> it
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#2727 [12:57] <mib_we4xm1> hello my minecraft wont work when i start up it is fine but when i log in it goes to black screen can you help?
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#2729 [12:58] <Calinou> did you installed any mods?
#2730 [12:58] <Calinou> and, do not use java 7.
#2731 [12:58] <mib_we4xm1> no
#2732 [12:59] <mib_we4xm1> okay whitch java then?
#2733 [12:59] <Calinou> use java 6, the latest one
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#2735 [12:59] <mib_we4xm1> okay thanks
#2736 [12:59] <Calinou> normally it's 1.6_026 or a thing like that
#2737 [13:00] <TheNytangel> Version 6 update 26
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#2740 [13:02] <nolan> fuck this
#2741 [13:02] <morton> I need help
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#2743 [13:02] <nolan> it never works find somwher else for help
#2744 [13:02] <TheNytangel> ...
#2745 [13:03] <morton> really?
#2746 [13:03] <nolan> yeah
#2747 [13:03] <TheNytangel> nolan, how long have you been around?
#2748 [13:03] <TheNytangel> It almost always works
#2749 [13:03] <morton> do you know the number to call or anything cuz i'm thinking of getting my damn money back
#2750 [13:03] <SheepNeedMillk> When I go to play minecraft. The window closes after I log in.
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#2752 [13:03] <nolan> they made me delete every thing
#2753 [13:03] <TheNytangel> morton, contact payment@mojang.com or somethiing
#2754 [13:03] <TheNytangel> ?? payment
#2755 [13:03] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2756 [13:03] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2757 [13:04] <TheNytangel> nolan, and right now you deserve it
#2758 [13:05] <nolan> wha
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#2760 [13:06] <nolan> this sucks
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#2762 [13:06] <TheNytangel> Well yeah, because I can TOTALLY help you when you don't give me something to help you with
#2763 [13:06] <nolan> know its saying done loading
#2764 [13:07] <TheNytangel> Well then it's done loading
#2765 [13:07] <TheNytangel> Bye :)
#2766 [13:07] <louis> hello
#2767 [13:10] <TheNytangel> ??> louis requirements
#2768 [13:10] <VoxelHead> louis: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
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#2770 [13:13] <mib_qgcgaz> i need some help
#2771 [13:15] <jj> can anyone help
#2772 [13:15] <jj> plz
#2773 [13:16] <jj> :(
#2774 [13:16] <jj> i need some fuckin help plz
#2775 [13:16] <TheNytangel> With?
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#2778 [13:21] <fenster> can anybody help me ?
#2779 [13:21] <fenster> is anyone out there
#2780 [13:21] <fenster> ??
#2781 [13:23] <fenster> hello?!
#2782 [13:26] <|Kiikun|> . . . (at jj)
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#2784 [13:28] <midnightchan123> can someone tell me why I cant place torches?
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#2786 [13:30] <mohawk> hello
#2787 [13:32] <mohawk> can somebody help me
#2788 [13:32] <mohawk> please
#2789 [13:33] <|Kiikun|> wb mohawk... dont think anyones really around.
#2790 [13:33] <mohawk> ok
#2791 [13:33] <mohawk> but i need help
#2792 [13:34] <mohawk> -_-
#2793 [13:34] <|Kiikun|> whats the prob? maybe i can take a stab at it.
#2794 [13:34] <mohawk> minecraft is crashing after mojang label
#2795 [13:35] <mohawk> and i dont understand why
#2796 [13:35] <mohawk> because i played minecraft yesterday
#2797 [13:35] <|Kiikun|> java crashign with a report, black screen, or it all just disapearing?
#2798 [13:35] <mohawk> black screen
#2799 [13:35] <|Kiikun|> did you install any mods since you last played?
#2800 [13:35] <mohawk> no
#2801 [13:36] <asnoehu> any secret hints on when 1.8 will be there
#2802 [13:36] <|Kiikun|> asnoehu: none that you dont know, because we are not mojang
#2803 [13:37] <asnoehu> just wondered if there meight be a mojang spy in here :P
#2804 [13:37] <|Kiikun|> eh... could be... but they wouldnt reveal themselves so easilly :P
#2805 [13:37] <asnoehu> that is true
#2806 [13:38] <|Kiikun|> mohawk: try a force update?
#2807 [13:38] <mohawk> allready done
#2808 [13:38] <mohawk> same problem
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#2810 [13:38] <mohawk> really good support here
#2811 [13:39] <Rikairchy> i wonder if debian will give me better fps
#2812 [13:40] <|Kiikun|> mohawk: this is volunteer comunity support. and ive only been pokign around here about a week.
#2813 [13:40] <Rikairchy> whats the problem?
#2814 [13:40] <mohawk> yes but no support from mojang
#2815 [13:40] <|Kiikun|> he's getting black screen after mojang logo
#2816 [13:40] <Rikairchy> any mods installed?
#2817 [13:40] <mohawk> no
#2818 [13:41] <|Kiikun|> forceupdate doesnt fix
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#2820 [13:41] <Rikairchy> hm
#2821 [13:41] <|Kiikun|> AND worked yesterday
#2822 [13:41] <Rikairchy> ??> mohawk teamviewer
#2823 [13:41] <|Kiikun|> ... saw him here too...
#2824 [13:41] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2825 [13:41] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2826 [13:41] <Rikairchy> wanna use teamviewer to allow me to help fix it?
#2827 [13:41] <mohawk> ok
#2828 [13:41] * |Kiikun| leaves mohawk in hands of someone who knows stuff... and goes to get coffee
#2828 [13:42] <Rikairchy> let me know when you have it running, or if you need help
#2829 [13:42] <Rikairchy> do NOT share your ID or pass in the chan
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#2831 [13:42] <mohawk> but you dont destroy my pc completely
#2832 [13:43] <mohawk> ok?
#2833 [13:43] <Boober> hello?
#2834 [13:43] <Rikairchy> i wont
#2835 [13:43] <Rikairchy> you will see everything i will do
#2836 [13:43] <mohawk> how to start
#2837 [13:43] <Rikairchy> go to that site
#2838 [13:43] <mohawk> ok
#2839 [13:43] <mohawk> then
#2840 [13:43] <Rikairchy> click "start full version"
#2841 [13:43] <Rikairchy> download the exe
#2842 [13:44] <mohawk> one moment
#2843 [13:44] <mohawk> it is downloading
#2844 [13:45] <|Kiikun|> mm... wakeuop juice..
#2845 [13:45] <Rikairchy> yummy coffee?
#2846 [13:45] <mohawk> and now
#2847 [13:46] <Rikairchy> do you have it up where the ID and password are displayed?
#2848 [13:46] <mohawk> yes
#2849 [13:47] <Rikairchy> check your PMs
#2850 [13:48] <|Kiikun|> Rikairchy: yes :D french vanilla dunkin'
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#2856 [14:02] <irockwell> hello
#2857 [14:02] <mib_npcmf4> is minecraft working for windows 7?
#2858 [14:03] <irockwell> my minecraft is down and i need help fixing it... the first window wont come up were it says like all the coders and updates
#2859 [14:04] <irockwell> hello?
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#2862 [14:05] <Helpme> when I try to play minecraft in browser all i see is a black screen that turns white... HOW DO I FIX THAT?
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#2864 [14:06] <JELLOW_MELLOW> i need alot of help
#2865 [14:06] <JELLOW_MELLOW> with my smp
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#2867 [14:06] <irockwell> hello?
#2868 [14:06] <JELLOW_MELLOW> hi!
#2869 [14:06] <Helpme> when I try to play minecraft in browser all i see is a black screen that turns white... HOW DO I FIX THAT?
#2870 [14:06] <JELLOW_MELLOW> can u help ME?
#2871 [14:06] <irockwell> is your minecraft down?
#2872 [14:07] <irockwell> my minecraft is down...
#2873 [14:07] <Skable> Helpme what browser are you using?
#2874 [14:07] <JELLOW_MELLOW> i need help with my smp
#2875 [14:07] <Helpme> when I try to play minecraft in browser all i see is a black screen that turns white... HOW DO I FIX THAT?
#2876 [14:08] <|Skable|> ...
#2877 [14:08] <Helpme> somebody help me
#2878 [14:08] <irockwell> thats what happens too me and my downloaded minecraft wont work
#2879 [14:08] <JELLOW_MELLOW> wat texture pack r u usine helpme?
#2880 [14:08] <Helpme> yea it says java runtime environment .....
#2881 [14:08] <Helpme> and then i forgot the rest.. lol
#2882 [14:09] <Helpme> default
#2883 [14:09] <Helpme> default texture pack
#2884 [14:09] <JELLOW_MELLOW> o ok the texture pack can be too much for ur computer
#2885 [14:10] <JELLOW_MELLOW> sometimes
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#2887 [14:10] <Helpme> i've always played with that texture pack
#2888 [14:10] <Helpme> I've been playing for more than a month now with no problems
#2889 [14:10] <wippler> http://mibpaste.com/0i3mvF Need help, I've updated my drivers too
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#2891 [14:11] <JELLOW_MELLOW> i need help more with my smp
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#2893 [14:11] <TheNytangel> JELLOW_MELLOW, ask
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#2895 [14:12] <Helpme> I deleted my META-INF trying to install the clay soldiers mod...
#2896 [14:12] <june> can somone help me please
#2897 [14:12] <Skable> Everyone wants help today
#2898 [14:13] <TheNytangel> And they don't ask their questions..
#2899 [14:13] <Skable> I know
#2900 [14:13] <Skable> it's why I ignore them
#2901 [14:13] <Skable> at least helpme explained
#2902 [14:13] <wippler> Got an error log: http://mibpaste.com/0i3mvF I had recently updated my drivers though
#2903 [14:14] <Skable> anyway Helpme asked first
#2904 [14:14] <Skable> What version of clay soldiers have you installed?
#2905 [14:14] <june> i need help with this internal client error java.net.connectexeption: connection refused: connect how can i fix this
#2906 [14:14] <Helpme> 1.7.3
#2907 [14:14] <Skable> ok
#2908 [14:15] <TheNytangel> june, windows?
#2909 [14:15] <TheNytangel> ??> wippler error/javacrash
#2910 [14:15] <VoxelHead> wippler: (error/javacrash) A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#2911 [14:15] <june> yh
#2912 [14:15] <VoxelHead> wippler: (error/javacrash) This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
#2913 [14:15] <TheNytangel> ??> june win/reinst
#2914 [14:15] <VoxelHead> june: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2915 [14:15] <VoxelHead> june: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2916 [14:15] <Skable> did you install modloader?
#2917 [14:15] <wippler> Does it make a difference if I play on a browser or by the downloaded .exe file?
#2918 [14:16] <Skable> Helpme did you install modloader?
#2919 [14:16] <Helpme> yea, it told me to delete my META-INF folder... that's the only thing I did..
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#2921 [14:16] <TheNytangel> wippler, I don't know
#2922 [14:16] <june> i have reinstalled them many times but also the minecraft.exe dose not load so i have to use the minecraft.jar
#2923 [14:16] <wippler> Thank you!
#2924 [14:16] <sockmister> hi! I've installed the game on my mac for my 7 year old but now can't find how to start it.
#2925 [14:17] <Helpme> is there a way I could get the META-INF folder back, because I think that's what's causing the problem...
#2926 [14:17] <Skable> it's not
#2927 [14:18] <TheNytangel> Helpme, reinstall
#2928 [14:18] <TheNytangel> Helpme, or force update
#2929 [14:18] <Skable> Helpme you need to install ModLoader
#2930 [14:19] <Helpme> so do I have to delete .minecraft and all its components and then reinstalling it.???
#2931 [14:19] <oldtopman> ??> Helpme win/reinst
#2932 [14:19] <VoxelHead> Helpme: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2933 [14:19] <VoxelHead> Helpme: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2934 [14:19] <Skable> -_-
#2935 [14:20] <Helpme> -_-
#2936 [14:20] <june> i have deleted then reinstalled it before a few times but also the minecraft.exe dose not load so i have to use the minecraft.jar
#2937 [14:20] <oldtopman> ??> Skable mods
#2938 [14:20] <Skable> Instructions:[list]
#2939 [14:20] <Skable> You must first install Risugami's Mod Loader before this mod will work. Please do not attempt to install old versions of the mod loader into the 1.7.3 client.
#2940 [14:20] <Skable> If you are using a Mac computer, search for a special Mac installation tutorial if you have problems installing the mod. "Minecrafter" or something like that might work.
#2941 [14:20] <Skable> Once you've successfully install the three requirements above, simply drag all the files included in the zip into the jar. Remember to leave the image files in the clayman folder, and drag the folder itself into the jar.
#2942 [14:20] <VoxelHead> Skable: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2943 [14:20] <VoxelHead> Skable: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2944 [14:20] <oldtopman> i.e.: Discuss mods in #risucraft
#2945 [14:21] <Helpme> ok
#2946 [14:21] <Helpme> I think I get it..
#2947 [14:21] <Helpme> So if I download the Modloader, The game will go back to normal? right?
#2948 [14:22] <TheNytangel> No
#2949 [14:22] <TheNytangel> You have to put it in also
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#2952 [14:23] <june> dose anyone know why minecraft.exe dose not wok on my 64 bit windows 7 os?
#2953 [14:23] <Helpme> Skable, what files do I have to drag into the Jar?
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#2956 [14:24] <sielncer1805> hey
#2957 [14:24] <Skable> for Mod Loader?
#2958 [14:24] <Skable> all of them
#2959 [14:24] <Helpme> yea
#2960 [14:24] <FatherGrebiel> Hey everybody$
#2961 [14:25] <FatherGrebiel> I got trouble launching the game
#2962 [14:25] <sielncer1805> one question .... i bought minecraft ago 20minuts .... if i login he say "user not premium" .... waht is wrong?
#2963 [14:25] <TheNytangel> ??> sielncer1805 payment
#2964 [14:25] <VoxelHead> sielncer1805: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2965 [14:25] <VoxelHead> sielncer1805: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2966 [14:25] <Helpme> Skable The .minecraft ones? or the ones inside the .bin
#2967 [14:27] <TheNytangel> Helpme, it gives you directions, learn to read them so you don't fail at life
#2968 [14:27] <sielncer1805> ahh ok thx
#2969 [14:27] <Helpme> -.-
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#2972 [14:27] <TheNytangel> Helpme, if you are putting together a time machine, you don't want to put the defiblator where the amphibulator goes
#2973 [14:29] <Helpme> hey, i just don't know wat files to put into the Jar... that's all... sorry I'm kinda new to this thing.. :\
#2974 [14:29] <TheNytangel> This also isn't the channel for modding
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#2976 [14:31] <Helpme> TheNytangel do you even know what I'm talking about... My minecraft doesn't work. The screen turns black for moment, the white... and it stays like that forever.. That's the only thing I'm trying to fix.. so, stop being rude please...
#2977 [14:31] <TheNytangel> Wern't you installing mods?
#2978 [14:31] <Vaune> Has anyone seen a bug that when you destroy blocks, the graphic persits, but the block itself is gone? Usually results in a minecraft crash when I try to save and exit.
#2979 [14:31] <Helpme> -.-
#2980 [14:32] <Vaune> I have no mods installed
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#2982 [14:33] <Helpme> It told me to delete a folder which i think it's causing the problem.. I just want to know to to fix the screen problem...
#2983 [14:33] <Helpme> the folder is call META-INF
#2984 [14:33] <cake_enterprise> can someone explain in layman terms how to do all the set ups for minecraft to play multi player. i have a brand new PC that his recent java but the explanation on how to start is beyond me. ie how do i get the IP it is asking. what else do i need. sorry if this is a silly question but i bought game and cannot play
#2985 [14:33] <Helpme> *called
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#2987 [14:34] <PURPLE_NURPLE> hello?
#2988 [14:34] <Brick> i downloaded a texture pack and now my game wont loadup
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#2990 [14:35] <frogmella> umm hello
#2991 [14:35] <Brick> how do i remove said texture pack?
#2992 [14:35] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i need help i cant loggin into my friends smp server we've tryed EVERYTHING
#2993 [14:36] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, did he port forward?
#2994 [14:36] <PURPLE_NURPLE> ?
#2995 [14:36] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wat does port foward mean?
#2996 [14:37] <frogmella> i need help getting my texture packs to work,everytime i install one, it looks like the defult and its black and white
#2997 [14:37] <PURPLE_NURPLE> just exactly
#2998 [14:38] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, he needs to forward the port "25565" on his router for others to play
#2999 [14:38] <PURPLE_NURPLE> here i'll put him on
#3000 [14:38] <frogmella> is there a way i can talk to someone who can help one on one please?
#3001 [14:39] <PURPLE_NURPLE> how do i do that nytangle
#3002 [14:39] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, I can teamviewer with him and do it for him
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#3004 [14:40] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i am on my friend was talking earlier
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#3006 [14:40] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, you guys are in the same house?
#3007 [14:41] <PURPLE_NURPLE> no i was in the house with him at the time
#3008 [14:41] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i live somewhere else
#3009 [14:41] <TheNytangel> Oh, well if he is hosting the server, I need to port forward on his router
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#3011 [14:42] <Pro123> When I try to run minecraft and it asks me to update my computer doesnt download the update
#3012 [14:42] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wat is the port forwarder ? my cousin from california made it.
#3013 [14:43] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, what?
#3014 [14:43] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wat is the port forwarder?
#3015 [14:43] <TheNytangel> Port forwardER?
#3016 [14:43] <TheNytangel> I'm going to port forward..
#3017 [14:44] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i did not make it.....
#3018 [14:44] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, I'm not talking about a program
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#3020 [14:45] <Hackroj> guys go to this epic server 93.137.102.174:25565
#3021 [14:45] <Hackroj> guys go to this epic server 93.137.102.174:25565
#3022 [14:45] <Hackroj> guys go to this epic server 93.137.102.174:25565
#3023 [14:45] <PURPLE_NURPLE> omg just y cant he log on i the host can
#3024 [14:45] <PURPLE_NURPLE> 't
#3025 [14:45] <TheNytangel> Hackroj, get the fuck out
#3026 [14:45] <Hackroj> ok xd
#3027 [14:45] <Opeth> !k hackroj
#3028 [14:45] <Opeth> Damn you aubot.
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#3030 [14:45] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i am VERY confused
#3031 [14:45] <Fathergg> Hey everybody
#3032 [14:46] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, of course you can, it's on your computer. You think people are stupid enough to design routers so everyone can access it from accross the world?
#3033 [14:46] <Fathergg> I got a disturbing message while trying to run the free version of Minecraft
#3034 [14:46] <Fathergg> Fatal error occured (4):Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet .jar.pack
#3035 [14:46] <Fathergg> full message : An error occured whileloading the applet. please contact support to resolve this issue. Fatal error occured (4): Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pac
#3036 [14:47] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i just want to let him on i dont play around with my computer settings and files and blah blah blash
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#3038 [14:47] <TheNytangel> Fine PURPLE_NURPLE, get him on.
#3039 [14:47] <Fathergg> Can i get any help ?
#3040 [14:47] <PURPLE_NURPLE> the host person?
#3041 [14:48] <TheNytangel> -_-
#3042 [14:48] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, who is the host
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#3044 [14:48] <PURPLE_NURPLE> o ok ill put him on
#3045 [14:48] <PURPLE_NURPLE> hello?
#3046 [14:48] <TheNytangel> PURPLE_NURPLE, who is the host?
#3047 [14:49] <Fathergg> help ? yes no ?
#3048 [14:49] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wait ill tell him to get on i g2g anyway
#3049 [14:49] <PURPLE_NURPLE> he'll be panda man
#3050 [14:49] <Vaune> Has anyone seen a bug that when you destroy blocks, the graphic persits, but the block itself is gone? Usually results in a minecraft crash when I try to save and exit.
#3051 [14:50] <Fathergg> Seriously ?? Where is the support team here
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#3053 [14:50] <Vaune> I dont have any mods or textures installed
#3054 [14:50] <panda_man> ok my friend told me to get on
#3055 [14:50] <TheNytangel> panda_man, are you the host of the server..
#3056 [14:51] <panda_man> yes
#3057 [14:51] <TheNytangel> panda_man, what IP are you usiing to get on
#3058 [14:51] <Vaune> Fathergg - If you have win7, try right clicking the exe and selecting run as administrator.
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#3061 [14:51] <I_am_Grand> hello?
#3062 [14:51] <panda_man> 127.0.0.1:25565
#3063 [14:52] * Opeth sighs.
#3063 [14:52] <Fathergg> Unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#3064 [14:52] <TheNytangel> panda_man, take off the :25565
#3065 [14:52] <panda_man> ok and now wat?
#3066 [14:52] <Fathergg> @vaune i play on the browser
#3067 [14:53] <panda_man> 127.0.0.1
#3068 [14:53] <TheNytangel> panda_man, connect
#3069 [14:53] <panda_man> alright
#3070 [14:53] <I_am_Grand> hi can anyone answer a nooby server question?
#3071 [14:53] <Fathergg> vaune it's on the free version of the game, i want to try it out before playing
#3072 [14:54] <Vaune> update java?
#3073 [14:54] <Fathergg> vaune just downloaded it 5 minutes ago
#3074 [14:54] <panda_man> failed to connect to server:connect
#3075 [14:55] <Fathergg> I already reinstalled it, reboot, change the browser
#3076 [14:55] <Fathergg> etc
#3077 [14:55] <panda_man> tat is ALL it ever says on his computer im on his his wont work
#3078 [14:56] <Fathergg> vaune i found a guy with the same problem nobody answered
#3079 [14:57] <Fathergg> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/applet_error
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#3081 [14:58] <TheNytangel> panda_man, he doesn't use the IP 127.0.0.1 if it isn't on his computer
#3082 [14:58] <mib_qfqu2j> hello?
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#3084 [14:58] <panda_man> wat does he use then?
#3085 [14:58] <Username> Hello
#3086 [14:58] <Username> ?
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#3088 [14:59] <Username> Does anyone know how to fix a black screen in SMP?
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#3090 [15:00] <I_am_Grand> Right, can anyone tell me if you need to have two servers to run the nether in smp?
#3091 [15:00] <panda_man> im on my friends computer right now
#3092 [15:00] <TheNytangel> panda_man, if you do 'ipconfig' in command prompt, he uses the the IPv4 ip address
#3093 [15:00] <panda_man> i left the server up and running
#3094 [15:01] <mib_qfqu2j> so this is where i get help?
#3095 [15:01] <I_am_Grand> thats the idea
#3096 [15:02] <mib_qfqu2j> well i need help trying to join a server but it says "connection timed out: connect" and i tryed getting on the a few times but i cant connect
#3097 [15:02] <mib_qfqu2j> what do i do?
#3098 [15:02] <mib_qfqu2j> hello?
#3099 [15:03] <panda_man> wait i'll go home and type wat?
#3100 [15:04] <mib_qfqu2j> i thout this was going to help me
#3101 [15:04] <panda_man> do i type 'ipconfig'?
#3102 [15:07] <Vaune> @Fathergg I think it has to do with missing a library from your Java.
#3103 [15:07] <Vaune> @Fathergg Your best best is to check out Java's support.
#3104 [15:07] <panda_man> ok nytangle ill put my friend on and ill go home
#3105 [15:08] <panda_man> he is "NOT" the host
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#3107 [15:09] <leaper> can someone tell me if the fireworks mod is up to date because I don't want minecraft to crash? help anyone?
#3108 [15:09] <PURPLE_NURPLE> hello nytangle
#3109 [15:09] <leaper> hello?
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#3111 [15:10] <leaper> can someone tell me if the fireworks mod is up to date because I don't want minecraft to crash? help anyone?
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#3113 [15:10] <PURPLE_NURPLE> the host went home and i9s gioing to type in ipconfig
#3114 [15:11] <PURPLE_NURPLE> sorry going to
#3115 [15:11] <PURPLE_NURPLE> just left
#3116 [15:11] <leaper> hello anyone
#3117 [15:11] <PURPLE_NURPLE> :D
#3118 [15:11] <leaper> PURPLE_NURPLE can you help
#3119 [15:12] <PURPLE_NURPLE> up with wat
#3120 [15:12] <PURPLE_NURPLE> umm
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#3122 [15:12] <leaper> tell me if the fireworks mod is up to date because I don't want minecraft to crash? help ?
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#3124 [15:13] <PURPLE_NURPLE> u could go to google and type in fireworks mod 1.7.3
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#3126 [15:14] <panda_man> purpl nurple
#3127 [15:14] <PURPLE_NURPLE> yes?
#3128 [15:14] <PURPLE_NURPLE> is that u?????
#3129 [15:15] <panda_man> heeheee
#3130 [15:15] <panda_man> yup heeeeheeeee
#3131 [15:15] <PURPLE_NURPLE> ok wat u want
#3132 [15:15] <panda_man> nytangle
#3133 [15:16] <PURPLE_NURPLE> nytangle u ther
#3134 [15:17] <PURPLE_NURPLE> hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo????????????????????
#3135 [15:17] <Cloudchaser> Hi all, I was just trying to join #Risucraft to get one of 303's mods, but it says I'm banned from that channel. . . I've never been there (or here) before?
#3136 [15:17] <Sinistrahd> Cloudchaser they don't allow mibbit users in there
#3137 [15:18] <Sinistrahd> Cloudchaser you need to find a different web irc tool or get an irc client
#3138 [15:19] <PURPLE_NURPLE> nytangle the host put the ipconfig in it says unknown command???????
#3139 [15:19] <PURPLE_NURPLE> now wat i do
#3140 [15:19] <PURPLE_NURPLE> ?
#3141 [15:20] <Cloudchaser> Hm. I tried using my old IRC program, mIRC, but I don't think I connected correctly. The channel looked empty. Been forever since I used IRC.
#3142 [15:20] <_303> what
#3143 [15:21] <leaper> If I fource update will I lose my saved data??
#3144 [15:21] <Sinistrahd> Cloudchaser make sure you're connecting to espernet: try availo.esper.net port 5555
#3145 [15:21] <Sinistrahd> leaper no it doesn't replace save games
#3146 [15:21] <Vaune> Looking for some help with a bug. When I break blocks, sometimes the graphic of the block remains, but the block is destroyed. I can walk thru it ect like its empty space, but the texture is still there. Any thoughts?
#3147 [15:22] <_303> Cloudchaser: you should have got a pm right now
#3148 [15:22] <leaper> so I I do it because I want a new mod every thing that I worked on with my singleplayer sommands will be there right?
#3149 [15:23] <Sinistrahd> leaper as long as you didn't have any mods that created new types of blocks
#3150 [15:23] <Cloudchaser> Yup Ok, yeah, I think I got the info
#3151 [15:23] <Cloudchaser> Been so long since I messed with this stuff.
#3152 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> leaper or new items that don't exist in the vanilla game
#3153 [15:24] <Sinistrahd> leaper if you have blocks or items not in the vanilla game, make sure to remove all instances of them from your save game
#3154 [15:25] <Sinistrahd> otherwise when the game tries to access them it will probably crash
#3155 [15:25] <leaper> but if I worked on a beaseball feild with singelplayer sommands and force updated and intstalled fireworks then I would be ok right?
#3156 [15:25] <PURPLE_NURPLE> everybody i need help i just want to play on my friends smp but it failed to connect
#3157 [15:25] <Sinistrahd> leaper yeah the stuff will still be there, you just won't be able to use the worldedit commands anymore
#3158 [15:26] <leaper> ok cool i can do a some fireworks ten update then reinstall the previous mods
#3159 [15:26] <leaper> right?
#3160 [15:26] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE what's the address of your friend's smp? send it via pm if you don't want others in the channel knowing it, otherwise if it's ok for it to be public type !check followed by the address
#3161 [15:27] <Sinistrahd> leaper guess so, we don't technically support mods in here
#3162 [15:28] <PURPLE_NURPLE> the ip that he uses is 127.0.0.1:25565
#3163 [15:28] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE that's an IP only he can connect to from his own computer
#3164 [15:28] <Sinistrahd> have your friend go to www.whatismyip.com and tell you that address
#3165 [15:28] <PURPLE_NURPLE> then why cant i
#3166 [15:29] <Vaune> "When placing a block, it may be placed invisible, with only its border showing up. The same may happen when removing block, only its ghost will stay. Both these bugs result in crash. "
#3167 [15:29] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE because 127.0.0.1 is defined as localhost on all computers, so you're trying to connect to your own computer when you type it in
#3168 [15:29] <Vaune> damnit
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#3171 [15:30] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wat do you mean
#3172 [15:30] <yoshi> my minecraft keeps denieing me access
#3173 [15:31] <PURPLE_NURPLE> help
#3174 [15:31] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE whenever someone types in 127.0.0.1 and tries to connect to it, the computer they're typing that into interprets 127.0.0.1 as its own address, not someone else's address
#3175 [15:31] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE just have your friend with the smp server go to www.whatismyip.com
#3176 [15:32] <Sinistrahd> then type in the address that site tells him into your minecraft
#3177 [15:33] <Vaune> When placing a block, it may be placed invisible, with only its border showing up. The same may happen when removing block, only its ghost will stay. Both these bugs result in crash. <---Anyone know a fix or workaround?
#3178 [15:33] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/settingupaserver
#3179 [15:33] <TheNytangel> Fail
#3180 [15:33] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/server
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#3182 [15:33] <Vaune> Its happening on every game, every world
#3183 [15:34] <PURPLE_NURPLE> his ip is 99.136.121.102
#3184 [15:34] <Sinistrahd> !check 99.136.121.102
#3185 [15:34] <PURPLE_NURPLE> ??????????
#3186 [15:34] <Sinistrahd> ok he also needs to forward port 25565
#3187 [15:35] <PURPLE_NURPLE> with acollen???
#3188 [15:35] <Sinistrahd> tell him to go to www.portforward.com and follow the instructions to forward port 25565.
#3189 [15:35] <PURPLE_NURPLE> a colen
#3190 [15:36] <PURPLE_NURPLE> i did
#3191 [15:36] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE 25565 is minecraft's default port so you don't need to specify it, just the ip address, but his server isn't connectable according to AuBot
#3192 [15:36] <Sinistrahd> so he needs to forward that port on his router and possibly allow it in his firewall or security software if he has any
#3193 [15:37] <PURPLE_NURPLE> any wat
#3194 [15:38] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE read the whole sentence
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#3196 [15:39] <PURPLE_NURPLE> wats the router
#3197 [15:40] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE I have more landscaping to het to here, so if you still can't connect to his smp after he forwards the port, have him come in and ask whoever is around for further help
#3198 [15:40] <Sinistrahd> PURPLE_NURPLE the thing between the modem and computer that has wireless and ethernet cables into it
#3199 [15:40] * Sinistrahd flees for now to yard work
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#3201 [15:44] <teleandy> hello can someone help me
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#3203 [15:45] <teleandy> Hello?
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#3205 [15:45] <Will> hello. i have just bought and downloaded the minecraft game ut when i try to login it wont connect. :( what do i do??
#3206 [15:45] <Will> but*
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#3208 [15:46] <Teleandy> Hello
#3209 [15:46] <Teleandy> Can someone help me
#3210 [15:46] <Will> Im waiting for help too bud
#3211 [15:47] <Teleandy> what do u need help with?
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#3213 [15:47] <Will> i have just bought and downloaded the minecraft game but when i try to login it wont connect.
#3214 [15:47] <Teleandy> oh
#3215 [15:47] <Teleandy> i got a openGl Problem
#3216 [15:47] <Will> no idea what that is :L
#3217 [15:47] <Teleandy> also try playing it by website
#3218 [15:48] <Will> ok il try
#3219 [15:48] <Teleandy> my game wont load
#3220 [15:48] <Teleandy> bad game driver
#3221 [15:49] <Will> now it says its downloading packages
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#3223 [15:49] <teleandy> see
#3224 [15:49] <Will> but the little green bar is not moving
#3225 [15:49] <teleandy> just gotta wait i guess
#3226 [15:49] <Will> hmm :/
#3227 [15:49] <teleandy> man
#3228 [15:49] <teleandy> i bought the game
#3229 [15:49] <teleandy> now i cant play
#3230 [15:50] <teleandy> i played it b4 on another laptop
#3231 [15:50] <teleandy> but it broke :/
#3232 [15:50] <Will> thats what i mean mine wont even load
#3233 [15:50] <teleandy> what type of computer u got
#3234 [15:50] <teleandy> nvadia?
#3235 [15:50] <teleandy> i dunno how 2 spell i
#3236 [15:50] <teleandy> it
#3237 [15:50] <Will> no Acer
#3238 [15:50] <teleandy> oh
#3239 [15:50] <teleandy> it should b working
#3240 [15:51] <Will> should be
#3241 [15:51] <teleandy> mine gives me an error
#3242 [15:51] <teleandy> mayb urs dont got java
#3243 [15:52] <teleandy> -----------------------
#3244 [15:52] <teleandy> what's that?
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#3246 [15:53] <teleandy> http://mibpaste.com/ibrfoD
#3247 [15:53] <teleandy> look what mine gives me
#3248 [15:54] <Will> i do have java
#3249 [15:54] <teleandy> oh
#3250 [15:54] <teleandy> then i dunno
#3251 [15:54] <Will> ah that probly means u have an outdated driver
#3252 [15:55] <ebrelsford> i'm playing on os x and keep getting "saving chunks" after loading a world and opening my inventory
#3253 [15:55] <teleandy> ive updated everything
#3254 [15:55] <ebrelsford> i've tried removing all my save files, reinstalling the client, but it keeps happening :/
#3255 [15:55] <teleandy> am not sure tho
#3256 [15:55] <teleandy> can u tell me how to update?
#3257 [15:56] <Will> update drivers?
#3258 [15:56] <teleandy> yeah
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#3261 [15:57] <teleandy> http://mibpaste.com/m4jcVy
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#3263 [16:00] <theamzingjuju> is anyone out there?
#3264 [16:00] <Opeth> Pink Floyd fan eh?
#3265 [16:00] <theamzingjuju> yep.
#3266 [16:00] <theamzingjuju> hey crazy question: my lighting on minecraft has been distorted, and is split into red and blue colors
#3267 [16:01] <theamzingjuju> what the fook do i do?
#3268 [16:02] <theamzingjuju> please help me, i love this game, but i can't stand the light split
#3269 [16:02] <theamzingjuju> FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED SOMEONES HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3270 [16:03] <theamzingjuju> jesus, yall suck
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#3275 [16:16] <mib_3nwb9b> hi all
#3276 [16:17] <mib_3nwb9b> is this where i can get tech help?
#3277 [16:17] <DreadLindwyrm> Probably - it depends on the issue and who is around
#3278 [16:18] <mib_3nwb9b> ok. issue is my game keeps crashing about 1 min in
#3279 [16:18] <DreadLindwyrm> Do you get any specific error messages? Does it happen both online and through the desktop application?
#3280 [16:19] <DreadLindwyrm> Are you running anything else in the background that could be clashing with memory usage?
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#3283 [16:19] <mib_3nwb9b> it says ' A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x6984e2a6'
#3284 [16:19] <mib_3nwb9b> and happens both on and off line yes
#3285 [16:20] <mib_3nwb9b> memory usage: i do run stuff at same time yes but not huge I would have thought
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#3287 [16:20] <mib_3nwb9b> and seems to crash about 1 min in regardless of what else is running
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#3290 [16:21] <DreadLindwyrm> Minecraft wants /at least/ 1GB of RAM
#3291 [16:21] <DreadLindwyrm> Have you tried updating java?
#3292 [16:22] <mib_3nwb9b> hummm, have 3 gigs of ram, and only run web pages usually. as far as i know java is fully up to date as reminders to update bug the hell out of me.
#3293 [16:22] <mib_3nwb9b> (thanks for your help btw)
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#3295 [16:22] <frogonia> can somebody help me i have a transaction problem
#3296 [16:22] <Prebuiltslicer> hello?
#3297 [16:22] <DreadLindwyrm> No problem - I was just checking the RAM thing. It might be worth trying an update just to make sure
#3298 [16:23] <Prebuiltslicer> im having a black screen problem
#3299 [16:23] <mib_3nwb9b> update of java? or of game?
#3300 [16:23] <DreadLindwyrm> frogonia - what username have you ordered it with?
#3301 [16:23] <mib_3nwb9b> CherryFi
#3302 [16:23] <DreadLindwyrm> Both wouldn't hurt
#3303 [16:23] <frogonia> nobmike
#3304 [16:23] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid nobmike
#3305 [16:23] <Prebuiltslicer> but can texture packs cause blackscreebns?
#3306 [16:23] <frogonia> my problems rather strange
#3307 [16:23] <mib_3nwb9b> sorry thought username q was for me
#3308 [16:24] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. frogonia, that looks like for whatever reason your account isn't showing as paid - go to http://minecraft.net/support and report it there.
#3309 [16:24] <mib_3nwb9b> so you reckon i update java and game. i'll try that. thanks dread
#3310 [16:24] <DreadLindwyrm> Prebuiltslicer - they can, or it can be a graphics or java issue
#3311 [16:24] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok
#3312 [16:25] <Prebuiltslicer> i just dowloaded part of a texturepack yesterday
#3313 [16:25] <frogonia> i was charged three times for minecraft on my visa debt card yet still says i have yet to buy it. and i have also sent a request to cancel to but have yet to recieve a reply sorry to bother you guys
#3314 [16:25] <DreadLindwyrm> You can also try force updating the game in case it is just hanging.
#3315 [16:25] <Prebuiltslicer> i went to play 2day and i got a blackscreen
#3316 [16:25] <DreadLindwyrm> Sorry frogonia - we can't help beyond advising you to contact Mojang at the details I gave you.
#3317 [16:25] <mib_3nwb9b> 'force' updating?
#3318 [16:25] <frogonia> thank you
#3319 [16:25] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i know witch thing is the problem??
#3320 [16:26] <DreadLindwyrm> Prebuiltslicer, try deleting the texture pack and force updating the game.
#3321 [16:26] <Prebuiltslicer> how i force update? and
#3322 [16:26] <mib_3nwb9b> thanks for your help. bye
#3323 [16:26] <Prebuiltslicer> i didnt quite download the texturepack
#3324 [16:27] <Prebuiltslicer> it was an HD so i got the HD support thing it sed it neeeded
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#3326 [16:27] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_3nwb9b , Prebuiltslicer you can force update by clicking the "options" button before logging in, selecting force update and then logging in.
#3327 [16:27] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#3328 [16:27] <DreadLindwyrm> The HD support could be causing the issue - see if you get the same issue without it.
#3329 [16:28] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok ill delete the HD support thing brb
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#3331 [16:30] <Prebuiltslicer> i cant find thge programe (mainly cuz i cant remember the name) so what do i do??
#3332 [16:31] <DreadLindwyrm> You can delete all the information in the minecraft directory (except your saves) and then force update the game.
#3333 [16:32] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#3334 [16:32] <DreadLindwyrm> That should get rid of any changes the pack might have made.
#3335 [16:32] <Prebuiltslicer> ok
#3336 [16:32] <Prebuiltslicer> oh um
#3337 [16:32] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
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#3340 [16:33] <Prebuiltslicer> IT WORKED!
#3341 [16:33] <Prebuiltslicer> ty
#3342 [16:33] <Prebuiltslicer> dose anny1 know a realistic textur pack i can dowload??
#3343 [16:33] <Prebuiltslicer> Dread do u know one?
#3344 [16:34] <DreadLindwyrm> No problem. If you look at the wiki http://minecraftwiki.net there is a section on texture packs. If not, ask around on the forum. I don't use anything but the default
#3345 [16:34] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok ty brb
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#3347 [16:34] <RawlRawl> ohai
#3348 [16:34] <RawlRawl> i needs help...
#3349 [16:34] <DreadLindwyrm> Go for it.
#3350 [16:35] <RawlRawl> I'm trying to make a server and I'm on a Mac...
#3351 [16:35] <RawlRawl> So confusedd
#3352 [16:35] <Prebuiltslicer> um im back i didnt find texturpacks :(
#3353 [16:35] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. I don't know much about server stuff, but what is the major problem you're having
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#3355 [16:36] <Prebuiltslicer> brb :(]
#3356 [16:36] <RawlRawl> I'm just confused as hell haha.
#3357 [16:36] <DreadLindwyrm> Prebuiltslicer http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Texturepack
#3358 [16:37] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok ty
#3359 [16:37] <RawlRawl> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Configuring_the_Minecraft_Server I'm stuck on connecting to the server under Mac
#3360 [16:38] <DreadLindwyrm> Are you looking for the IP addresses?
#3361 [16:39] <RawlRawl> I'm just confused about the whole static IP thing
#3362 [16:39] <RawlRawl> then everything after...
#3363 [16:40] <DreadLindwyrm> Well, an IP is basically your computer's address (well technically your router's) that the rest of the web use to find you. If you are on a static IP you can go to http://www.whatismyip.com/ to find what it is.
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#3365 [16:41] <DreadLindwyrm> I'm not sure how to find the internal IP address using a Mac though
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#3367 [16:41] <Croag> Hello
#3368 [16:42] <DreadLindwyrm> Hi
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#3370 [16:42] <RawlRawl> damn.
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#3372 [16:43] <RawlRawl> is the internal the one people put in to connect?
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#3374 [16:43] <DreadLindwyrm> Are the other peopl on your side of the router, or the outside?
#3375 [16:43] <HomelessMuffin> Hello, How do I restart or setup my minecraft game?
#3376 [16:43] <HomelessMuffin> when I pull it up in web browser it just turns white.
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#3378 [16:44] <RawlRawl> do you have mods muffin? and dread what do you mean?
#3379 [16:45] <DreadLindwyrm> RawlRawl where are the other people that will be playing on the server?
#3380 [16:45] <Ninjataco74> Hi when I start up my game it says I logged in but then it shoes a full black screen.
#3381 [16:46] <RawlRawl> different parts of town....
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#3383 [16:46] <DreadLindwyrm> HomelessMuffin Ninjataco74 try updating your video drivers and Java, check if there is anything else running that could be conflicting in memory with Minecraft
#3384 [16:46] <Ninjataco74> thanks
#3385 [16:46] <DreadLindwyrm> RawlRawl you need the external IP address then
#3386 [16:46] <RawlRawl> Is that the one I will get from the website?
#3387 [16:46] <DreadLindwyrm> yep
#3388 [16:47] <RawlRawl> I just tried to connect to it and it said connection refused
#3389 [16:47] <DreadLindwyrm> What is the IP. I can try to connect from here.
#3390 [16:49] <nintender> hello i hve a problem about running a custom map i have put it in the %appdata% area what do i do now to get it to run
#3391 [16:49] <DreadLindwyrm> You can try connecting to it by using localhost or 127.0.0.1 as the address if it's on the same computer, but I can't get in from here.
#3392 [16:49] <RawlRawl> do you know what I should do then?
#3393 [16:50] <RawlRawl> i have connected by localhost
#3394 [16:50] <DreadLindwyrm> nintender if you've got the map set up as a folder like your other saves, you can then just open it like any other save
#3395 [16:50] <HomelessMuffin> Idk How to do any of that :D
#3396 [16:50] <HomelessMuffin> How do I update my videos driver?
#3397 [16:50] <HomelessMuffin> xD
#3398 [16:50] <DreadLindwyrm> RawlRawl - it seems like there is a firewall or something blocking the external connection.
#3399 [16:51] <Croag> How do i register nick?
#3400 [16:51] <nintender> oh thanks
#3401 [16:51] <RawlRawl> Thats cuz itsa mac haha.. any suggestions?
#3402 [16:51] <DreadLindwyrm> HomelessMuffin: You need to go to the website of the company that made the vidoe driver.
#3403 [16:51] <clone1018> VoxelHead: come at me bro!
#3404 [16:52] <DreadLindwyrm> RawlRawl If you can find what port is being used you can tell your router, firewall and other security software to allow connections on that port.
#3405 [16:52] <DreadLindwyrm> Croag - register it where?
#3406 [16:52] <RawlRawl> lol, how do I find that out >.<
#3407 [16:53] <DreadLindwyrm> Bear with me - I'll see if anyone is around on the other channels who can help
#3408 [16:54] <Scott> wat
#3409 [16:54] <Scott> who am i helping with mac?
#3410 [16:54] <DreadLindwyrm> RawlRawl
#3411 [16:54] <Scott> what is problem?
#3412 [16:54] <RawlRawl> me haha
#3413 [16:55] <RawlRawl> Im trying to set up a server and I've got a static IP but idk what to do from here
#3414 [16:55] <Scott> Is the server running?
#3415 [16:55] <HomelessMuffin> Idk the company of my video driver...
#3416 [16:55] <HomelessMuffin> Eh.
#3417 [16:55] <HomelessMuffin> I'll just figure it out >.<
#3418 [16:55] <RawlRawl> on local host but not when anyone tries to connect to my external IP
#3419 [16:56] <Scott> Ok.
#3420 [16:56] <HomelessMuffin> Scott as in, ZackScottGames?
#3421 [16:56] <Scott> Go to the Apple menu > System Preferences > Security & Privacy > Firewall
#3422 [16:56] <Scott> is it on or not?
#3423 [16:56] <Scott> Scott as in Scott from AllGamer, LLC.
#3424 [16:56] <RawlRawl> its off
#3425 [16:56] <AG_Scott> ok good
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#3427 [16:58] <AG_Scott> RawlRawl: Press command + spacebar and type Terminal and then enter
#3428 [16:58] <RawlRawl> I did
#3429 [16:58] <Croag> Does anybody of you have some experience with MC server and can help me?
#3430 [16:58] <AG_Scott> Type the following: netstat -l | grep 25565
#3431 [16:58] <AG_Scott> followed by enter. Pastebin.com the output it gives you
#3432 [16:59] <DreadLindwyrm> Croag: can you be a bit more specific
#3433 [16:59] <RawlRawl> I go to pastebin.com?
#3434 [17:00] <AG_Scott> Yes
#3435 [17:00] <AG_Scott> go there and paste the output
#3436 [17:00] <AG_Scott> ?? pastebin
#3437 [17:00] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#3439 [17:00] <RawlRawl> okay hold up
#3440 [17:01] <Croag> Ehm.. I need help with permissions,because they seems to doesnt work...
#3441 [17:01] <AG_Scott> Permissions?
#3442 [17:01] <AG_Scott> Like in.. craftbukkit?
#3443 [17:01] <Croag> Yeah
#3444 [17:01] <AG_Scott> ?? mods
#3445 [17:01] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3446 [17:01] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3448 [17:04] <Vaune> When placing a block, it may be placed invisible, with only its border showing up. The same may happen when removing block, only its ghost will stay. Both these bugs result in crash. <---Anyone know a fix or workaround?
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#3450 [17:04] <DreadLindwyrm> Vaune: How much RAM are you running with>
#3451 [17:05] <Vaune> 4g DDr3
#3452 [17:05] <Vaune> It happens in every world I gen.
#3453 [17:05] <Vaune> Results in the MC has run out of memory error
#3454 [17:06] * Prebuiltslicer [Prebuiltslicer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3455 [17:06] <Prebuiltslicer> hell?!
#3456 [17:06] <Prebuiltslicer> *hello
#3457 [17:06] <DreadLindwyrm> Is anything else running in the background that could be eating memory?
#3458 [17:06] <Prebuiltslicer> im having lag problems
#3459 [17:06] <Vaune> No. I've ended all non-system critical processes
#3460 [17:07] <Vaune> MC eats ~800k memory
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#3462 [17:07] <Vaune> open GL is turned off
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#3464 [17:08] <Prebuiltslicer> anny1 know how to fix lag??
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#3466 [17:08] <Vaune> Pre - Turn off Smooth Lighting
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#3468 [17:08] <Prebuiltslicer> i did
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#3470 [17:08] <Vaune> Turn on OpenGL
#3471 [17:08] <Prebuiltslicer> still lags
#3472 [17:08] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok
#3473 [17:08] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
#3474 [17:08] <Sin_Away> Prebuiltslicer you've had lag issues for a long time now
#3475 [17:09] <Prebuiltslicer> i have???
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#3477 [17:09] <Prebuiltslicer> iv never had lag till 2day lol
#3478 [17:09] <Sinistrahd> or have you been in here before for a different issue?
#3479 [17:09] <froobpk2> hello everyone
#3480 [17:09] <Prebuiltslicer> iv been here b4 for different issus
#3481 [17:09] <Sinistrahd> ah ok :p
#3482 [17:09] <Prebuiltslicer> annyways brb
#3483 [17:09] <froobpk2> cab someone help me/
#3484 [17:10] <DreadLindwyrm> froobpk2 - only if we know what your problem is :D
#3485 [17:10] <froobpk2> http://mibpaste.com/dHRv0V
#3486 [17:10] <Prebuiltslicer> it seemed to have worked ty
#3487 [17:10] <froobpk2> there u go
#3488 [17:10] <Prebuiltslicer> bye
#3489 [17:10] <Vaune> cya
#3490 [17:10] <froobpk2> @dreadlindwyrm i just sent the link
#3491 [17:11] <DreadLindwyrm> froobpk2: Start by updating your graphics drivers and java
#3492 [17:11] <froobpk2> how do i update my graphics
#3493 [17:11] * XXD4YBR3AKERXX [XXD4YBR3AKERXX@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3494 [17:11] <Sinistrahd> ??> froobpk2 java/version
#3495 [17:11] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3496 [17:11] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3497 [17:11] <Sinistrahd> oops that's to check your java version :P
#3498 [17:11] <Sinistrahd> do that too
#3499 [17:11] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> Can anyone help me???
#3500 [17:11] <DreadLindwyrm> You need to go to the website for the manufacturer of your graphics card
#3501 [17:11] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> HELLO
#3502 [17:11] <DreadLindwyrm> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: only if we know your problem :D
#3503 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 are you on windows?
#3504 [17:12] <DreadLindwyrm> ??patience
#3505 [17:12] * mib_pczpsr [mib_pczpsr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3506 [17:12] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? patience
#3507 [17:12] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3508 [17:12] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3509 [17:12] <mib_pczpsr> hello?
#3510 [17:12] <froobpk2> s i am on windows
#3511 [17:12] <froobpk2> yes*
#3512 [17:12] <DreadLindwyrm> How can we help mib_pczpsr ?
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#3514 [17:12] <mib_pczpsr> i need help my minecraft wont connect to any server
#3515 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 then to find your graphics card follow this:
#3516 [17:12] <Sinistrahd> ??> froobpk2 win/dxdiag
#3517 [17:12] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3518 [17:12] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> I downloaded windows 7 and when ever i open minecraft it gets stuck at a blank screen... please help
#3519 [17:12] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3520 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 it'll be under the display section
#3521 [17:13] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_pczpsr: does it run in singleplayer
#3522 [17:13] <mib_pczpsr> yea
#3523 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 don't need to paste it here if you can figure it out from there
#3524 [17:13] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> I downloaded windows 7 and when ever i open minecraft it gets stuck at a blank screen... please help
#3525 [17:13] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX win/reinst/bat
#3526 [17:13] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3527 [17:13] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3528 [17:13] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> whats that????????
#3529 [17:14] <DreadLindwyrm> Just follow it XXD4YBR3AKERXX
#3530 [17:14] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_pczpsr: are you sure the servers you are trying to use are up?
#3531 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> hello???
#3532 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> r
#3533 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> er
#3534 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> ger
#3535 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> ge
#3536 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> g
#3537 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> erg
#3538 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> eg
#3539 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> erg
#3540 [17:14] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> er
#3541 [17:14] <mib_pczpsr> it runs in single player but i cant connect to multiplayer ive tried several diffrent servers
#3542 [17:15] <DreadLindwyrm> Stop spamming the channel XXD4YBR3AKERXX
#3543 [17:15] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> it glitched
#3544 [17:15] <Sinistrahd> welp, not gonna help XXD4YBR3AKERXX anymore
#3545 [17:15] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> my computer sucks
#3546 [17:15] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_pczpsr: It could be your firewall or security software.
#3547 [17:15] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> IT WAS A ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3548 [17:15] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> IM SORRY
#3549 [17:15] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX attitude
#3550 [17:15] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3551 [17:15] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3552 [17:15] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> i need help please
#3553 [17:16] <froobpk2> and caps.
#3554 [17:16] <mib_pczpsr> is there anyway i can fix it?
#3555 [17:16] <DreadLindwyrm> Multiple exclamation marks and EXCESSIVE CAPS will get you blocked by the bot
#3556 [17:16] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> oh caps was on accident
#3557 [17:16] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> sorry
#3558 [17:16] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> my computer is glitchy
#3559 [17:16] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_pczpsr: you can if you can tell your software to allow minecraft to connect.
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#3561 [17:17] <DreadLindwyrm> Unfortunately how to do this depends on the software itself
#3562 [17:17] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> ok so when i open minecraft it goes to a black screen i confuzzled
#3563 [17:17] <froobpk2> http://mibpaste.com/5m9DO8
#3564 [17:17] <mib_pczpsr> how do i do that i have connected to servers before
#3565 [17:17] <froobpk2> @voxelhead
#3566 [17:17] <froobpk2> there
#3567 [17:17] <DreadLindwyrm> voxel is a bot
#3568 [17:17] <froobpk2> but he siad to post the thing
#3569 [17:17] <DreadLindwyrm> Scripts :D
#3570 [17:17] <froobpk2> >:o
#3571 [17:17] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> k so when i open minecraft it goes to a black screen i confuzzled
#3572 [17:18] <froobpk2> so DreadLindwyrm can u help me?
#3573 [17:18] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> can any1 help me
#3574 [17:18] <mib_pczpsr> day breaker are u on a mac?
#3575 [17:18] <DreadLindwyrm> I think Sinistrahd was dealing with it.
#3576 [17:18] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> no pc hp pc
#3577 [17:18] <froobpk2> oh k
#3578 [17:19] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? java
#3579 [17:19] <Sinistrahd> DreadLindwyrm WAS, but got some attitude so decided to delay...
#3580 [17:19] <mib_pczpsr> oh then i cant help u D:
#3581 [17:19] <froobpk2> java siads i was recommended
#3582 [17:19] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> Awwwww
#3583 [17:19] <RawlRawl> !check
#3584 [17:19] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX win/reinst/bat
#3585 [17:19] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3586 [17:19] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3587 [17:19] <DreadLindwyrm> No probs - froob posted his pastebin.
#3588 [17:20] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> it diddnt work :(
#3589 [17:20] <froobpk2> that bot scares me
#3590 [17:20] <Sinistrahd> DreadLindwyrm hmm, I see he has a generic no-brand graphics card...
#3591 [17:20] <Sinistrahd> :P
#3592 [17:20] <Sinistrahd> ??> froobpk2 gpu/intel
#3593 [17:20] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3594 [17:20] <DreadLindwyrm> I can't read the dratted things - I wouldn't know what I was doing with the output . ...
#3595 [17:20] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> my minecraft is broken
#3596 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> darn
#3597 [17:21] <DreadLindwyrm> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: follow the instructions given earlier
#3598 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> they didnt work
#3599 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> its still black screened
#3600 [17:21] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. That rules out the first possibility.
#3601 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> k
#3602 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> im all ears
#3603 [17:21] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> well all eyes
#3604 [17:22] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX java/version
#3605 [17:22] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3606 [17:22] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3607 [17:22] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> k ill try that
#3608 [17:22] <Sinistrahd> let us know what that says, XXD4YBR3AKERXX
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#3610 [17:22] <Sinistrahd> I'll be a moment, I forgot my headphones were in my pocket and they're stuck in a seam in my dryer now
#3611 [17:22] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> installing.....
#3612 [17:22] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> lol
#3613 [17:23] <Sinistrahd> installing?
#3614 [17:23] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> installing
#3615 [17:23] <Sinistrahd> you didn't have java installed?
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#3617 [17:23] <Sinistrahd> that explains that then :P
#3618 [17:23] <froobpk2> Ok i need to go to http://downloadcenter.intel.com/ but what info do i put?
#3619 [17:23] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> the reason it broke is because i sent my computer to factery settings
#3620 [17:23] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> almost there!!!
#3621 [17:23] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 try the automatic driver update utility up at the top
#3622 [17:24] <froobpk2> Thank you
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#3624 [17:24] <froobpk2> http://mibpaste.com/CmFVwg
#3625 [17:24] <froobpk2> is that ok?
#3626 [17:24] <froobpk2> the one i need?
#3627 [17:24] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 yep
#3628 [17:24] <mib_zn5kt3> g
#3629 [17:24] <froobpk2> Thanks
#3630 [17:24] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> nope didnt work
#3631 [17:25] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> im force updating it noe
#3632 [17:25] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> now
#3633 [17:25] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX what type of video card do you have?
#3634 [17:25] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> donno
#3635 [17:25] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX win/dxdiag
#3636 [17:25] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3637 [17:25] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3638 [17:25] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> mine craft worked be4
#3639 [17:25] <Sinistrahd> yeah but then you did a factory reset
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#3641 [17:25] <Sinistrahd> so my next bet is your video drivers
#3642 [17:26] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> win r???
#3643 [17:26] <mib_zn5kt3> When i try to play minecraft classic it say an error has occured
#3644 [17:26] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> help plez
#3645 [17:26] <Sinistrahd> windows key, the one with a flag on it, hold it and press r
#3646 [17:26] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_zn5kt3: how can we help
#3647 [17:26] <mib_zn5kt3> how do i get it to work
#3648 [17:26] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> what do you need
#3649 [17:27] <mib_zn5kt3> When i try to play minecraft classic it say an error has occured
#3650 [17:27] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX the info from your directx diagnostic
#3651 [17:27] <DreadLindwyrm> Classic? OK, what error do you get?
#3652 [17:27] <Sinistrahd> mib_zn5kt3 please tell us the exact error
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#3654 [17:27] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> my computer is HP Pavilion DV4 Notbook PC
#3655 [17:27] <Sinistrahd> and someone tell me how to get my headphones out of my dryer :P
#3656 [17:27] <mib_zn5kt3> Fatal error (4)
#3657 [17:27] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> Pull on them
#3658 [17:28] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX win/dxdiag
#3659 [17:28] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> lol
#3660 [17:28] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3661 [17:28] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3662 [17:28] <Sinistrahd> froobpk2 any luck?
#3663 [17:28] <mib_zn5kt3> Sinistrahd FFatla error (4)
#3664 [17:28] * mib_ivpvqj [mib_ivpvqj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3665 [17:28] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> mib_zn5kt3 java
#3666 [17:29] <mib_zn5kt3> i got it
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#3668 [17:29] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? index
#3669 [17:29] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#3670 [17:29] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T6500 @ 2.10GHz (2 CPUs), ~2.1GHz
#3671 [17:29] <teleandy> can someone kick froobpk2 (it's me my laptop froze and froobpk2 wont log out)
#3672 [17:29] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX no no copy it to pastebin and then paste the url from that here
#3673 [17:29] <Sinistrahd> teleandy he'll time out in a bit
#3674 [17:29] <teleandy> ty
#3675 [17:30] <AG_Scott> teleandy: it won't do any good. it will stay on the network.
#3676 [17:30] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_zn5kt3: Can you update java, just in case its that, also can you update your drivers
#3677 [17:30] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> everything???
#3678 [17:30] <Sinistrahd> teleandy any luck updating drivers?
#3679 [17:30] <teleandy> when i press detect my laptop freeze :(
#3680 [17:30] <teleandy> ama keep trying
#3681 [17:30] <DreadLindwyrm> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: yes, but use pastebin.com
#3682 [17:30] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX at least the general info and display section
#3683 [17:30] <mib_zn5kt3> DreadLindwyrm i just got it today
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#3685 [17:30] <Sinistrahd> teleandy there's another way to update graphics card drivers but some people don't like to
#3686 [17:31] <Sinistrahd> teleandy if you go to the windows update site (update.microsoft.com) you can update hardware drivers from there
#3687 [17:31] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> k now what
#3688 [17:31] <fjlcookie> hello i need help with my minecraft multiplayer when i try to go into a server it doesnt connect ive tried this on sevrel servers can anyone help
#3689 [17:31] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX did you hit submit and get a url to give us?
#3690 [17:31] <DreadLindwyrm> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: Paste the link from pastebin into the chat
#3691 [17:32] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> http://pastebin.com/nswjeUG4
#3692 [17:32] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> there you go
#3693 [17:32] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX you need to update your graphics drivers next
#3694 [17:32] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> how
#3695 [17:32] <fjlcookie> can anyone help me plz?
#3696 [17:33] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> with what
#3697 [17:33] <Sinistrahd> ??> XXD4YBR3AKERXX gpu/intel
#3698 [17:33] <VoxelHead> XXD4YBR3AKERXX: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3699 [17:33] <fjlcookie> i cant conect to multiplayer
#3700 [17:33] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> what do i need
#3701 [17:33] <Sinistrahd> after that if it still ain't working you'll need someone more knowledgeable than me
#3702 [17:33] <DreadLindwyrm> fjlcookie: can you run singleplayer?
#3703 [17:33] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> it some time glitches reset your computer and try again
#3704 [17:33] <fjlcookie> yes
#3705 [17:33] <mib_ivpvqj> Hi, I have a problem ... when I want to play minecraft classic (single or multiplayer) a error message appear (like a pop-up). Can someone help me ???
#3706 [17:33] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX as in blue-screen?
#3707 [17:34] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX oh wait black screen, windows 7 :p
#3708 [17:34] <fjlcookie> i am playing right now but i want to connect to multiplayer
#3709 [17:34] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> yes
#3710 [17:34] <Sinistrahd> fjlcookie did you buy the game?
#3711 [17:34] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> full verson
#3712 [17:34] <fjlcookie> yes about a moth ago
#3713 [17:34] <DreadLindwyrm> fjlcookie: it could be your security software getting in the way. Try telling that to allow minecraft to connect.
#3714 [17:34] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX you may have a more serious problem that is affecting your whole PC then
#3715 [17:35] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> should i reset it???
#3716 [17:35] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: what is the error?
#3717 [17:35] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX I'd recommend trying to get support from the vendor if it is still under warranty
#3718 [17:35] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> ummm i dont think 3 years is gunna get it
#3719 [17:35] <mib_ivpvqj> Can someone help me please ?
#3720 [17:35] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX I thought you already tried that
#3721 [17:35] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: what is the error?
#3722 [17:36] <fjlcookie> can anyone help me with this?
#3723 [17:36] <mib_ivpvqj> yeah, I have a problem ... when I want to play minecraft classic (single or multiplayer) a error message appear (like a pop-up). Can someone help me ???
#3724 [17:36] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> it was working b4 to day and i download a mod deleted meta INF and then it glitched
#3725 [17:36] <Sinistrahd> but XXD4YBR3AKERXX I'm not really qualified to assist with an error that's causing your whole system to freeze up even when not playing MC
#3726 [17:36] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> im not
#3727 [17:36] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> freezing
#3728 [17:36] <Sinistrahd> XXD4YBR3AKERXX you said it was resetting
#3729 [17:36] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> no i was
#3730 [17:37] <fjlcookie> noone can help?
#3731 [17:37] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> minecraft was working b4 to day and i download a mod deleted meta INF and then it glitched
#3732 [17:37] <Sinistrahd> ok well in that case try going to that site to update your graphics drivers
#3733 [17:37] <DreadLindwyrm> fjlcookie: I've already given you some advise. See if it works
#3734 [17:37] <teleandy> what do i need to update? windows 7 pack?
#3735 [17:37] <Sinistrahd> you said you reset to factory default too though
#3736 [17:37] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: We need to know what the error is
#3737 [17:37] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> then it was working today
#3738 [17:37] <Sinistrahd> teleandy on the left there should be a section labeled Hardware (optional)
#3739 [17:37] <fjlcookie> wait but i have connected before
#3740 [17:38] <fjlcookie> or how can i try that?
#3741 [17:38] <XXD4YBR3AKERXX> i gotta go
#3742 [17:38] <Sinistrahd> teleandy you may have to choose to customize what to update first if it isn't there
#3743 [17:38] <teleandy> on the windows update/
#3744 [17:38] <teleandy> ?
#3745 [17:38] <Sinistrahd> teleandy yeah on the windows update page
#3746 [17:38] <DreadLindwyrm> Try the help on your antivirus and firewall. Also, are you sure the server is up?
#3747 [17:39] <mib_ivpvqj> yeah , i see a black screen, but i cant copy it
#3748 [17:39] <fjlcookie> yes i am sure how do i get to my antivirus wall?
#3749 [17:39] <Sinistrahd> xxdaybreakerxx needs to communicate better...
#3750 [17:39] <mib_ivpvqj> (the message)
#3751 [17:40] <teleandy> there is no hardware on optional updates
#3752 [17:40] <DreadLindwyrm> fjlcookie: it depends what av you are running. Normally you'd right click on the icon and there'd be options or a help section.
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#3754 [17:40] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: what's the jist of the issue?
#3755 [17:41] <Sinistrahd> teleandy sorry it looks like they've changed the site lately
#3756 [17:41] <fjlcookie> im on a mac.
#3757 [17:41] <teleandy> no am talking on the windows update
#3758 [17:41] <teleandy> not on the intel web
#3759 [17:41] <Sinistrahd> It used to be in the browser, now it seems to just open windows update on the computer, so I guess they don't offer hardware updates anymore :(
#3760 [17:41] <Sinistrahd> yeah I know
#3761 [17:41] <teleandy> oh
#3762 [17:41] <mib_ivpvqj> DreadLindwyrm sorry i cant understand everything you said because im french but if I transcribe the text it is ok ?
#3763 [17:42] <DreadLindwyrm> fjlcookie: <option> + click?
#3764 [17:42] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: that should be fine
#3765 [17:42] <teleandy> i mean there is an optional list but there is no hardware there is only language packs
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#3767 [17:42] <teleandy> maybe i dont see the hardware section
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#3769 [17:43] <Sinistrahd> teleandy I guess go back to the intel site... search for part of this: Chip type: Intel(r)915GM/910ML/915MS Graphics Chip Accelerated VGA BIOS
#3770 [17:43] <mib_ivpvqj> DreadLindwyrm in the message error it's say : Pixel format not accelerated
#3771 [17:43] <Sinistrahd> teleandy especially this part: Intel(r)915GM/910ML/915MS
#3772 [17:43] <Sinistrahd> I have to run, and figure out how to retrieve my headphones without breaking em
#3773 [17:44] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: that sounds like either a java issue or the graphics drivers.
#3774 [17:45] <teleandy> is that a chipset
#3775 [17:45] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? mib_ivpvqj java/version
#3776 [17:45] <teleandy> ?
#3777 [17:46] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> mib_ivpvqj java/version
#3778 [17:46] <VoxelHead> mib_ivpvqj: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3779 [17:46] <teleandy> am new to this website
#3780 [17:46] <VoxelHead> mib_ivpvqj: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3781 [17:46] <teleandy> what's the product family? sinistrahd
#3782 [17:46] <teleandy> sinistrahd
#3783 [17:46] <DreadLindwyrm> teleandy I think that's the part number for the chipset. If you search for that it should come up.
#3784 [17:47] <DreadLindwyrm> He just had to disappear
#3785 [17:47] <mib_ivpvqj> VoxelHead DreadLindwyrm, I had already Java and I decided to re-download again and the message continues to appear
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#3787 [17:47] <DreadLindwyrm> In that case it could be your graphics drivers. Can you update them?
#3788 [17:47] <kermi> how do i make a firework please what is the id number
#3789 [17:48] <mib_ivpvqj> I have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26).
#3790 [17:48] <DreadLindwyrm> kermi - that sounds like something from a mod
#3791 [17:48] <kermi> yes it is
#3792 [17:48] <kermi> how can I find out how to make one
#3793 [17:48] <DreadLindwyrm> We don't handle mods here, so you might get some luck in ~risucraft
#3794 [17:48] <kermi> I have the mod
#3795 [17:48] <DreadLindwyrm> #risucraft even
#3796 [17:48] <kermi> I am banned
#3797 [17:49] <teleandy> ouch
#3798 [17:49] <kermi> does anyone know how I can find the id number
#3799 [17:49] <DreadLindwyrm> kermi try the forums then. I have no knowledge of any mods
#3800 [17:49] <kermi> or how to make one?
#3801 [17:49] <mib_ivpvqj> VoxelHead I have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26).
#3802 [17:50] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ivpvqj: try updating your graphics card
#3803 [17:50] <teleandy> i seached it up and it wont come out
#3804 [17:51] <mib_ivpvqj> DreadLindwyrm thanks for your support but now it's time to quit, i will eat and after i will try to check it
#3805 [17:52] <DreadLindwyrm> teleandy - I have no idea what to suggest then, except that you might have more luck when some other people are on.
#3806 [17:52] <teleandy> are u sure that's the name?
#3807 [17:53] <teleandy> i do the auto-detect thing but it just keeps loading and loading
#3808 [17:53] <teleandy> mayb i should wait
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#3811 [17:54] <DreadLindwyrm> The core part you need from that list will be one of 915GM , 910ML , 915MS try searching them individually see if that helps
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#3813 [17:55] <teleandy> good they come out differently but how do i know which is right?
#3814 [17:55] <mib_y3gtuf> hello
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#3817 [17:55] <teleandy> Mobile Intel 915GM/GMS, 910GML Express Chipset Family
#3818 [17:55] <teleandy> is the one i got now
#3819 [17:56] <DreadLindwyrm> If that's the one you've got, thats the one you need to update
#3820 [17:56] <teleandy> no i didnt get
#3821 [17:56] <teleandy> i seached
#3822 [17:56] <DreadLindwyrm> Ah.
#3823 [17:56] <teleandy> like u told me to
#3824 [17:57] <DreadLindwyrm> Try getting both sets, as it shouldn't hurt to have both, since the unused set will be ignored by the computer
#3825 [17:57] <teleandy> perfect
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#3828 [17:59] <teleandy> what driver do i need
#3829 [17:59] <teleandy> ?
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#3831 [17:59] <bartloboy2> hi
#3832 [17:59] <mib_fr2i99> hello guys
#3833 [17:59] <bartloboy2> hello
#3834 [17:59] <mib_fr2i99> i need some help
#3835 [17:59] <DreadLindwyrm> How can we help?
#3836 [17:59] <bartloboy2> ya i just in staled the yogbox i un instaled it and now minecraft wont work
#3837 [18:00] <mib_fr2i99> when i try to play minecraft it says the regiuried plug in........
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#3839 [18:00] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> bartloboy2 win/reinst/bat
#3840 [18:01] <bartloboy2> wat
#3841 [18:01] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> bartloboy2 win/reinst/bat
#3842 [18:01] <VoxelHead> bartloboy2: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3843 [18:01] <VoxelHead> bartloboy2: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3844 [18:01] <teleandy> yo dread
#3845 [18:01] <teleandy> would this help?
#3846 [18:01] <teleandy> http://communities.intel.com/docs/DOC-5503
#3847 [18:01] <mib_fr2i99> guys when i play it says the reguied plug in is not installed
#3848 [18:01] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_fr2i99: Update java
#3849 [18:02] <bartloboy2> voxel i have a mac
#3850 [18:02] <DreadLindwyrm> teleandy: possibly, if you had someone who understood it. I don't
#3851 [18:02] <mib_ge19vb> I got banned for no reason other than someone doesn't like me. How can I get back on?
#3852 [18:02] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> bartloboy2 mac/reinst/bat
#3853 [18:02] <mib_fr2i99> ill download version 6 update 26?
#3854 [18:02] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> bartloboy2 mac/reinst
#3855 [18:02] <VoxelHead> bartloboy2: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3856 [18:02] <VoxelHead> bartloboy2: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3857 [18:03] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_fr2i99: thats sound right
#3858 [18:03] <mib_fr2i99> can someone give link for the right java download for minecraft
#3859 [18:03] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_ge19vb: we can't help with that
#3860 [18:03] <mib_fr2i99> whch version do i download
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#3863 [18:04] <mib_fr2i99> i am installing java..
#3864 [18:04] <mib_ge19vb> is there a way to change my name
#3865 [18:04] <DreadLindwyrm> use /nick
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#3867 [18:04] <mib_fr2i99> anyhere play minecraft online?
#3868 [18:04] <bernard> hey i bought minecraft last night at nine but it still wont let me play the game
#3869 [18:04] <bartloboy2> thanks so much
#3870 [18:04] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_fr2i99: try #smp
#3871 [18:04] <razorrage> ok i meen 4 multi player
#3872 [18:04] <Opeth> ??> bernard payment
#3873 [18:04] <VoxelHead> bernard: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3874 [18:04] <VoxelHead> bernard: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3875 [18:05] <mib_fr2i99> guys who here is good at buliding on minecraft?
#3876 [18:05] <Opeth> mib_fr2i99 - Not the place ot ask, go to #minecraft
#3877 [18:06] <razorrage> i need a new account can i cancle this on and make a new
#3878 [18:06] <teleandy> wow this is getting me mad
#3879 [18:06] <mib_fr2i99> i am banned>?
#3880 [18:06] <teleandy> gotta chill
#3881 [18:06] <teleandy> :o
#3882 [18:06] <mib_fr2i99> it says im banned from the channel and ive never been on it?
#3883 [18:06] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_fr2i99: Use a different IRC client - I use chatzilla, or you can get MIRC
#3884 [18:07] <razorrage> ok can i cancle an account and remake it
#3885 [18:07] <mib_fr2i99> thanks guys :)
#3886 [18:07] <DreadLindwyrm> razzorrage You can't change you minecraft username.
#3887 [18:07] <razorrage> ok :(
#3888 [18:07] <mib_fr2i99> thanks dread
#3889 [18:07] <DreadLindwyrm> np
#3890 [18:07] <razorrage> bye guys and thanks
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#3894 [18:10] <froobpk2> is there any other way to fix the OpenGl stuff?
#3895 [18:11] <mib_fr2i99> guys
#3896 [18:11] <mib_fr2i99> im a noob at minecraft so i dont have to open chat on minecraft online :(
#3897 [18:13] <mib_fr2i99> hello?
#3898 [18:14] <Opeth> Use 't' to view the chatbox.
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#3900 [18:16] <hatman> can someone help with a mod
#3901 [18:17] <Opeth> This channel doesn't do mod support, try #risucraft
#3902 [18:17] <hatman> banned
#3903 [18:17] <AG_Scott> I assume for a good reason, we really don't help with mods here.
#3904 [18:17] <AG_Scott> You might try posting on minecraftforums.
#3905 [18:18] <JohnEBH> ?? mods
#3906 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3907 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3908 [18:18] <DreadLindwyrm> hatman - it's because you're using mibbit.
#3909 [18:18] <DreadLindwyrm> Or at least likely to be because of mibbit
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#3911 [18:19] <froobpk2> dreadlind
#3912 [18:19] <froobpk2> what's another way to fix openGl
#3913 [18:19] <froobpk2> or find the intel info so i can download drivers
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#3915 [18:20] <JohnEBH> froobpk2, Press tab to auto complete names
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#3917 [18:20] <froobpk2> JohnEBH: Thanks
#3918 [18:21] <froobpk2> DreadLindwyrm: what's another way to fix the OpenGl or find intel info so i can download driver?
#3919 [18:21] <Vromrig> If possible, I'm hoping to get some assistance hosting a minecraft server. I have the server up, but when attempting to access it, I get an internal exception: read timed out, as seen here. http://i.imgur.com/RJZuK.jpg If anyone has any recommendations I'd be very grateful.
#3920 [18:21] <DreadLindwyrm> No idea sorry, I'm no good with finding drivers.
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#3923 [18:22] <JohnEBH> Vromrig, Run the server on a RAMDisk
#3924 [18:22] <froobpk2> DreadLindwyrm,Is there another way to fixing the prob?
#3925 [18:22] <JohnEBH> ??> froobpk2 win/dxdiag
#3926 [18:22] <frogonia> does anyone know how i send my friends the information to connect to my server
#3927 [18:22] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3928 [18:22] <VoxelHead> froobpk2: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3929 [18:22] <JohnEBH> frogonia, I'll assist you from here
#3930 [18:22] <Vromrig> A RAMDisk?
#3931 [18:22] <JohnEBH> froobpk2, *
#3932 [18:23] <JohnEBH> !google RamDisk
#3933 [18:23] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=RamDisk&l=0
#3934 [18:23] <froobpk2> http://mibpaste.com/SJvwn1
#3935 [18:23] <DreadLindwyrm> frogonia - if you've got the IP and so on that they'll need, just e-mail it to them?
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#3938 [18:26] <JohnEBH> froobpk2, Have you tried scanning for your drivers yet? http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics
#3939 [18:26] <froobpk2> everytime i scan
#3940 [18:26] <froobpk2> it take years
#3941 [18:27] <froobpk2> and it wont load
#3942 [18:27] <JohnEBH> froobpk2, because your graphics quite old...
#3943 [18:27] <froobpk2> yes it is
#3944 [18:28] <froobpk2> so what should i do
#3945 [18:28] <froobpk2> lol
#3946 [18:28] <JohnEBH> Give me moment...
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#3950 [18:28] <teleandy> wow froobpk2 lagged out D:
#3951 [18:28] <JohnEBH> ?
#3952 [18:29] <teleandy> am froobpk2, my account just got lagged out :/
#3953 [18:29] <JohnEBH> Oh ok.
#3954 [18:29] <Vromrig> I feel like I've taken a couple step backs with this ramdisk thing, hm
#3955 [18:30] <teleandy> Vromrig: i got my own server (had) what i did i went to youtube and i put how to make my own minecraft server
#3956 [18:30] <teleandy> Vromrig: maybe it works for you
#3957 [18:30] <teleandy> Vromrig: or helps u
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#3959 [18:30] <Vromrig> I seem to be following most of those just fine, the issue is that I've run into an internal exception error that google has ascribed what seems to be a thousand different explanations for
#3960 [18:31] <teleandy> Vromrig: for?
#3961 [18:32] <Vromrig> I host up the server, have the ports forwarded, but if I try to connect to localhost or my IP, it says "Internal exception: java.netSocketTimeoutException: Read timed out". One person recommended running it from RAMDisk, but I'm strugglign with that program to begin with
#3962 [18:33] <teleandy> i had that error before
#3963 [18:33] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Apparently this should work... http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20188&lang=eng&OSVersion=%0A&DownloadType=
#3964 [18:33] <teleandy> it happens to me only when i shutdown the server
#3965 [18:34] <teleandy> so it should b something with the minecraft server
#3966 [18:34] <teleandy> not ur up
#3967 [18:34] <teleandy> ip*
#3968 [18:34] <Vromrig> Hm one person said if they deleted their .dat file it would work but that didn't seem to work out for me, dash it all
#3969 [18:34] <teleandy> JohnEBH: What's this am downloading?
#3970 [18:34] <teleandy> Vromrig: go to the mincraft and click download and click minecraft server
#3971 [18:35] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Apparently intels generic graphic drivers
#3972 [18:35] <teleandy> Vromrig: that should prob work
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#3975 [18:35] <teleandy> JohnEBH: alright done,do i go and try out minecraft?
#3976 [18:35] <teleandy> JohnEBH: or reset laptop?
#3977 [18:36] <JohnEBH> teleandy, If it installed without asking for a restart
#3978 [18:36] <JohnEBH> teleandy, You should be fine
#3979 [18:36] <teleandy> JohnEBH: ok
#3980 [18:36] <teleandy> let's see.
#3981 [18:36] <JohnEBH> Vromrig, Um, What's the server IP? Or is it the IP you're on?
#3982 [18:37] <Vromrig> It's the IP I'm on
#3983 [18:37] <JohnEBH> Vromrig, And what would that be? XD
#3984 [18:37] <teleandy> JohnEBH: how did u do that !google thing?
#3985 [18:37] <JohnEBH> !google You mean this?
#3986 [18:37] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=You+mean+this?&l=0
#3987 [18:37] <teleandy> yeah
#3988 [18:37] <teleandy> !google whatismyip.com
#3989 [18:37] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whatismyip.com&l=0
#3990 [18:37] <teleandy> Vromrig: go there
#3991 [18:37] <JohnEBH> Lol
#3992 [18:38] <teleandy> Vromrig: didnt work
#3993 [18:38] <Vromrig> 98.176.178.55
#3994 [18:38] <teleandy> Vromrig: did it work/
#3995 [18:38] <teleandy> no!
#3996 [18:38] <teleandy> dont say it outloud
#3997 [18:38] <JohnEBH> !check 98.176.178.55
#3998 [18:38] <JohnEBH> Hm...
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#4000 [18:38] <teleandy> JohnEBH: didnt work
#4001 [18:38] <teleandy> Vromrig: put that as ip
#4002 [18:38] <teleandy> Vromrig: when running server
#4003 [18:38] <Layna> Hello, crafters :). I just have a little qiestion I could niot quiet fogurtre out yet... so creepers actually destroy blocks (as in "dirt is gone forever), or do they just make it "pickable"?
#4004 [18:38] <JohnEBH> Layna, Combination
#4005 [18:39] <JohnEBH> Layna, Some will be destroyed forever and some will be dropped
#4006 [18:39] <Vromrig> Now it says "connection refused: connect"
#4007 [18:39] <JohnEBH> LOL
#4008 [18:39] <Layna> Ah. All righty, thanbks :)
#4009 [18:39] <teleandy> JohnEBH:didnt work
#4010 [18:40] <JohnEBH> teleandy, next option is to get an updated laptop >.,
#4011 [18:40] <JohnEBH> >.<
#4012 [18:40] <teleandy> JohnEBH: when installing it siads i dont meet req
#4013 [18:40] <teleandy> JohnEBH: for installing software
#4014 [18:40] <JohnEBH> Wow...
#4015 [18:40] <teleandy> JohnEBH: i have a better laptop but gotta wait 1-2 weeks to fix
#4016 [18:40] <JohnEBH> Oh...
#4017 [18:40] <JohnEBH> The problem is that intel doesn't support that card for windows 7....
#4018 [18:40] <Vromrig> That's peculiar, I opened the other program that I just downloaded off of minecraft.net, and upon opening it itsays, "[WARNING] The exception was: java.net.BindException: Address already in use: JVM_Bind
#4019 [18:41] <JohnEBH> They stopped at XP
#4020 [18:41] <JohnEBH> Vromrig, Make sure only one server is running
#4021 [18:41] <teleandy> Vromrig: u got 2 servers open at once i guess
#4022 [18:42] <teleandy> JohnEBH: the problem is that i had window xp like 2 weeks ago and made it to windows 7 because it was the only disk i had
#4023 [18:42] <teleandy> JohnEBH: after that
#4024 [18:42] <teleandy> JohnEBH: nothings been working
#4025 [18:42] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Should've stayed on XP ^.^"
#4026 [18:43] <teleandy> JohnEBH: is that thing fixable?
#4027 [18:44] <teleandy> ama go make it window xp right now i gues
#4028 [18:44] <teleandy> al brb?
#4029 [18:44] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Sure
#4030 [18:44] <teleandy> or do we try a couple more things/
#4031 [18:44] <teleandy> ?
#4032 [18:44] <JohnEBH> http://driversdownloadwin7.com/download.php?id=155385
#4033 [18:44] <teleandy> or there is no more option?
#4034 [18:45] <JohnEBH> That's a vista compatible one...
#4035 [18:45] <JohnEBH> You could try that...
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#4037 [18:46] <teleandy> JohnEBH: well i was installing but it siads i dont got the req and now am installing driver detective
#4038 [18:46] <JohnEBH> lol Ok
#4039 [18:47] <teleandy> al brb lemme get the things going for win xp
#4040 [18:47] <teleandy> brb
#4041 [18:47] <Dietrich> Could somebody tell me how I can fix an error when logging in. Message is 'Disconnected by server; Failed to verify username!
#4042 [18:47] <Vromrig> Awesome I think I got it working. will information on this server be dynamically saved, or is ita ll gone once I take the server down?
#4043 [18:48] <JohnEBH> Saved once you type in the command "stop"
#4044 [18:48] <JohnEBH> Remove quotes
#4045 [18:48] <JohnEBH> Closing it out with "x" will just shutdown the server without saving it.
#4046 [18:49] <teleandy> Vromrig: that depends,u gotta save it
#4047 [18:49] <Vromrig> But as long as I type "stop" in the command line at the bottom I should be fine?
#4048 [18:49] <teleandy> JohnEBH: i know this has to do with minecraft but,when i put win xp cd it wont let me install lol
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#4050 [18:51] <Vromrig> Oh and one last thing, does it default come with no monsters on, or do I have to manually turn those off? And if so, how?
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#4052 [18:52] <teleandy> manually
#4053 [18:52] <teleandy> Vromrig: i dont remember but u gotta go to minecraft server folder and find it there
#4054 [18:52] <teleandy> Vromrig: am not sure how to do it tho
#4055 [18:52] <teleandy> Vromrig: maybe u sohuld google it
#4056 [18:52] <teleandy> !google how to take off monsters on minecraft server
#4057 [18:52] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+take+off+monsters+on+minecraft+server&l=0
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#4059 [18:54] <mib_pujig4> I purchased minecraft for my son just now and cannot open it online or download it>
#4060 [18:54] <mib_pujig4> any help would be great
#4061 [18:54] <teleandy> mib_pujig4: when did u buy the game?
#4062 [18:55] <mib_pujig4> about 10 min ago
#4063 [18:55] <mib_pujig4> tried the download and inbrowser and nothing
#4064 [18:55] <teleandy> mib_pujig4: this isnt a place for payment but i heard it take a few hours
#4065 [18:55] <JohnEBH> mib_pujig4, Username?
#4066 [18:55] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Uh you have to boot CD to install XP
#4067 [18:56] <teleandy> JohnEBH: Yep
#4068 [18:56] <teleandy> JohnEBH: ik
#4069 [18:56] <teleandy> JohnEBH: but it gets stuck somewere D:
#4070 [18:56] <mib_pujig4> take a few hours before you can download it
#4071 [18:56] <mib_pujig4> cyjames is the username
#4072 [18:56] <JohnEBH> !paid cyjames
#4073 [18:57] <JohnEBH> mib_pujig4, Here...
#4074 [18:57] <JohnEBH> !client
#4075 [18:57] <JohnEBH> Download that ^^
#4076 [18:57] <mib_pujig4> should i do run or save
#4077 [18:57] <JohnEBH> Save it somewhere where you'll open minecraft
#4078 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Example: Deskptop
#4079 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Desktop*
#4080 [18:58] <mib_pujig4> ok and than when it puts the link of my desktop, i did this already.
#4081 [18:58] <mib_pujig4> it asks me what program iw ant to use to open it when i click the icon
#4082 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Then open it
#4083 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Errr...
#4084 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Change it's file extension to .exe
#4085 [18:58] <JohnEBH> Just edit it's name and add .exe to the end of it
#4086 [18:58] <mib_pujig4> where do i do that?
#4087 [18:58] <mib_pujig4> ok
#4088 [18:59] <mib_pujig4> ok its doing something differnt now :)
#4089 [18:59] <JohnEBH> Yup
#4090 [19:00] <mib_pujig4> ok i clicked run, would it take awhile to open?
#4091 [19:00] <mib_pujig4> im not getting anything
#4092 [19:00] <JohnEBH> Uh, it should open up a welcome screen with a login field.
#4093 [19:00] <JohnEBH> mib_pujig4, Do you have java installed?
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#4095 [19:02] <bobs71461> Hello.
#4096 [19:02] <JohnEBH> Hi!
#4097 [19:02] <bobs71461> Can ya help me with an answer please.
#4098 [19:03] <JohnEBH> Maybe. Depends on the problem
#4099 [19:03] <bobs71461> I downloaded the free classic version on my computer but it seems to only play in what my friend says was a creative mode.
#4100 [19:04] <teleandy> JohnEBH: alright bro wish meh luck on this
#4101 [19:05] <JohnEBH> bobs71461, Classic can only be played online @ minecraft.net
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#4103 [19:05] <JohnEBH> teleandy, Good luck!
#4104 [19:05] <JohnEBH> bobs71461, It's only beta that can be downloaded.
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#4106 [19:07] <bobs71461> I'm trying to get free single player offline version to try the game out.
#4107 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> There is no free single player offline version of beta
#4108 [19:07] <JohnEBH> ??> bobs71461 demo
#4109 [19:07] <VoxelHead> bobs71461: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4110 [19:07] <VoxelHead> bobs71461: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4111 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> Beta is a paid for product. You can, however, try the demo
#4112 [19:07] <bernard> is there anyway to request a refund if not able to run the game that was just pruchased offline
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#4114 [19:07] <GreyVulpine> Refund policy can be found at www.minecraft.net/support
#4115 [19:08] <JohnEBH> o/
#4116 [19:08] <kermie> Hey im trying to play minecraft for first time offa the website but it doesnt load the video, only audio.. any suggestions? :)
#4117 [19:08] <bernard> any ideas on downloading the java or seeing if i have it, that might be the issue on why we cant get things to work. i have the icon on the desktop bu tno luck when i click on it
#4118 [19:08] <bobs71461> Thank you.
#4119 [19:09] <GreyVulpine> bernard - What operating system are you on?
#4120 [19:09] <bernard> windows
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#4129 [19:28] <bernard> hello
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#4131 [19:28] <lemon-rev> hi
#4132 [19:29] <lemon-rev> bernard do you know how to unisntall / reinstall java ?
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#4136 [19:38] <Broxi> does anyone know how to fix pixel format not accelerated error
#4137 [19:39] <Broxi> that is the one eeror
#4138 [19:39] <Broxi> error*
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#4140 [19:40] <lemon-rev> broxi
#4141 [19:40] <lemon-rev> ??> broxi win/dxdiag
#4142 [19:40] <VoxelHead> broxi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4143 [19:40] <VoxelHead> broxi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#4145 [19:41] <mib_febt4b> i just bought an account on minecraft and i cant play it, i tryed donloading java and everything but it still wont work
#4146 [19:42] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b how far does minecraft get and what do you see
#4147 [19:42] <mib_febt4b> can you help me
#4148 [19:42] <mib_febt4b> a blake page and an x in the top left corner
#4149 [19:42] <lemon-rev> with the laucher ?
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#4151 [19:43] <daxter_zing> hello
#4152 [19:43] <lemon-rev> ??> daxter_zing ask
#4153 [19:43] <VoxelHead> daxter_zing: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4154 [19:43] <VoxelHead> daxter_zing: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4155 [19:43] <Broxi> what button is the WIN
#4156 [19:43] <lemon-rev> the key next to alt + ctrl
#4157 [19:43] <Broxi> WIN+R i dont see no WIN button
#4158 [19:43] <mib_febt4b> as soon as i press the in browser buttin its a gray squer were the brouser would be
#4159 [19:44] <lemon-rev> ok , so how did you try and reinstall java ?
#4160 [19:44] <lemon-rev> and can you goto profile in your account on web browser please
#4161 [19:44] <Broxi> ok thank you
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#4163 [19:45] <lemon-rev> wb GreyVulpine
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#4165 [19:46] <daxter_zing> i purchased the game but i havnt recieved an email to confirm it
#4166 [19:46] <daxter_zing> hello ?
#4167 [19:46] <daxter_zing> does anyone fancie answering me please
#4168 [19:46] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing can you check the method you paid for it, and also check your bank account to make sure the funds have been taken
#4169 [19:46] <daxter_zing> urchased the game but i havnt recieved an email to confirm it
#4170 [19:46] <daxter_zing> sorry
#4171 [19:47] <daxter_zing> typo
#4172 [19:47] <mib_febt4b> can lemon-rev help me
#4173 [19:47] <mib_febt4b> plese
#4174 [19:47] <mib_febt4b> plese
#4175 [19:47] <mib_febt4b> pls
#4176 [19:47] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b i asked you a qestuin
#4177 [19:47] <Broxi> ok its not working. i dont think im pressing the right button. what does the win button look like
#4178 [19:47] <lemon-rev> please asnwer it
#4179 [19:47] <daxter_zing> i purchased the game but i havnt had an email to confirm it
#4180 [19:47] <lemon-rev> looks like a key that doesnt belong on the keyboard
#4181 [19:48] <lemon-rev> daxter i just said wtf to do please check with your account and bank
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#4184 [19:48] <lemon-rev> broxi its press the windows key or start menu and type in dxdiag in a box thats right near the botton
#4185 [19:49] <daxter_zing> everytime i try to log on it says account not premium
#4186 [19:49] <daxter_zing> :(
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#4188 [19:49] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing
#4189 [19:49] <lemon-rev> fuck
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#4191 [19:49] <lemon-rev> please stop with your crap,
#4192 [19:49] <daxter_zing> ok
#4193 [19:49] <daxter_zing> sorry
#4194 [19:49] <mib_febt4b> just bought an account on minecraft and i cant play it, i tryed donloading java and everything but it still wont work can you help me
#4195 [19:49] <lemon-rev> look, daxter_zing thing is we arnt mojang you need to do what i have told you to do make sure the payment has gone though, if it hasnt that is why your account isnt premium yet
#4196 [19:50] <mib_febt4b> it has and i jut want to play and a gray little page with an x in the corner pops up when i clik in browser
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#4198 [19:51] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b are you reading anything i type ?
#4199 [19:51] <mib_febt4b> ye
#4200 [19:51] <lemon-rev> it doesnt seem like it
#4201 [19:51] <daxter_zing> how do i check if the money has left my account ?
#4202 [19:51] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b please goto profile and please tell me what it says
#4203 [19:51] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing one way would be to ring your bank and ask
#4204 [19:52] <daxter_zing> oh rite
#4205 [19:52] <daxter_zing> thankyou
#4206 [19:52] <mib_febt4b> skk
#4207 [19:52] <mib_febt4b> k
#4208 [19:52] <daxter_zing> can i see online ?
#4209 [19:52] <lemon-rev> i dont know
#4210 [19:52] <lemon-rev> does your bank do online ?
#4211 [19:52] <daxter_zing> ok
#4212 [19:52] <Broxi> ok im saved all information from that dxdiag, is that the only error
#4213 [19:53] <lemon-rev> broxi, you need to now, goto pastebin and paste that info in, submit it , and give us the url of the page it spits back
#4214 [19:53] <daxter_zing> hsbc ?
#4215 [19:53] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing you will have to check google for that
#4216 [19:53] <mib_febt4b> it says just stuff like your name is sunfish77 change your password and if you want to change your skins and all that
#4217 [19:54] <mib_febt4b> lemon-rev
#4218 [19:54] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b what is your user name for your account please and type !paid username here
#4219 [19:54] <Broxi> im sorry pastebin?
#4220 [19:54] <lemon-rev> broxi pastebin.com
#4221 [19:54] <mib_febt4b> sunfish7
#4222 [19:54] <Broxi> k thnx
#4223 [19:54] <mib_febt4b> \sunfish77
#4224 [19:55] <mib_febt4b> lemon-rev
#4225 [19:55] <lemon-rev> mib_febt4b wtf you trying to ask ?
#4226 [19:55] <lemon-rev> oh
#4227 [19:55] <lemon-rev> sorry
#4228 [19:55] <Broxi> im on the site. now what
#4229 [19:55] <lemon-rev> !paid sunfish77
#4230 [19:55] <lemon-rev> sweet
#4231 [19:55] <mib_febt4b> yes
#4232 [19:56] <lemon-rev> ok mib_febt4b please control pannel add remove programs / uninstall java completely / reinstall it via java.com
#4233 [19:56] <mib_febt4b> kk
#4234 [19:56] <lemon-rev> broxi paste the info from the dxdiag
#4235 [19:56] <NanoAce> NanoAce is my name
#4236 [19:56] <daxter_zing> guys i dont mean to pester but if it has gone through but it hasnt registered then what do i do
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#4238 [19:57] <lemon-rev> !paid nanoace
#4239 [19:57] <GreyVulpine> daxter_zing - Then you hit up http://www.minecraft.net/support -- use Account -> premium
#4240 [19:58] <funkeymunkeys> hi does anyone know anyhting about the blue screen of death on comps?
#4241 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> funkeymunkeys - Yes, means this isn't the place to ask, you have a more complex underlying problem with your computer.
#4242 [19:58] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing email support@mojang.com < only thing i can tell you if the payment has gone though and the web site hasnt seen it
#4243 [19:58] * GreyVulpine pokes lemon-rev with the support page
#4243 [19:58] <funkeymunkeys> my XP just got the blue screen a week after updating video drivers.
#4244 [19:58] <GreyVulpine> funkeymunkeys - Windows machines get the Blue Screen Of Death all the time.
#4245 [19:58] <funkeymunkeys> is it bad?
#4246 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> Just reboot and continue on
#4247 [19:59] <daxter_zing> ive gone on the support page but i doesnt tell me what to do if i havnt reiceved the email
#4248 [19:59] <lemon-rev> uninstall those drivers sound like they are teh cause
#4249 [19:59] <GreyVulpine> daxter_zing - Use account -> premium -> I bought the game but haven't received premium
#4250 [19:59] <funkeymunkeys> did i do it by updating my drivers? i think i have two installed cuz there are two of the same thing listed when i right click on the ATI thing
#4251 [19:59] <daxter_zing> oh sorry i didnt see that lemn rev
#4252 [20:00] <lemon-rev> k
#4253 [20:00] <funkeymunkeys> so if i uninstal the drivers where do i go to reinstall them?
#4254 [20:01] * madalynn [madalynn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4255 [20:01] <DreadLindwyrm> The official website of where ever they are for. Makesure you get the right ones
#4256 [20:01] <lemon-rev> control pannel add remove programs
#4257 [20:01] <madalynn> huy
#4258 [20:01] <mib_febt4b> thank you lemon-rev
#4259 [20:01] * mib_crfzdl [mib_crfzdl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4260 [20:01] <lemon-rev> np
#4261 [20:01] <funkeymunkeys> i remove everything thats says ATI
#4262 [20:02] <lemon-rev> youll have to reboot funkeymunkeys
#4263 [20:02] <madalynn> Yes
#4264 [20:02] <madalynn> yrs
#4265 [20:02] <funkeymunkeys> could someone help me find the right drivers, i couldnt find it before
#4266 [20:02] <madalynn> wait pj dont go
#4267 [20:02] <lemon-rev> ??> funkeymunkeys win/dxdiag
#4268 [20:02] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4269 [20:02] <funkeymunkeys> I have ATI RADEON XPRESS 200M
#4270 [20:02] <VoxelHead> funkeymunkeys: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4271 [20:02] <lemon-rev> ?? madalynn ask
#4272 [20:02] <lemon-rev> ??> madalynn ask
#4273 [20:03] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4274 [20:03] <VoxelHead> madalynn: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4275 [20:03] <NanoAce> *cough*
#4276 [20:03] <madalynn> hows your water and seeds man
#4277 [20:03] <madalynn> its so taots man
#4278 [20:04] <madalynn> water cant save lives
#4279 [20:04] <lemon-rev> madalynn if you dont have a problem im not helping
#4280 [20:04] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4281 [20:04] <lemon-rev> madalynn it can in minecraft
#4282 [20:05] <Broxi> ive pasted in the information on pastebin now what
#4283 [20:05] <funkeymunkeys> http://pastebin.com/cc4AwgAu
#4284 [20:05] <lemon-rev> ty
#4285 [20:05] <lemon-rev> broxi do what funkeymunkeys just did
#4286 [20:05] <madalynn> i farted
#4287 [20:05] <madalynn> hows the warts guys
#4288 [20:05] <lemon-rev> !kb madalynn
#4289 [20:05] <mib_crfzdl> hey im trying to log into a server and it says connecting to server then logging into server then takes forever then finally says "Internal eception: Java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read time out" what do i do?
#4290 [20:06] <TheNytangel> Yeah, and I started puking when I was having diarrhea. Good times, right?
#4291 [20:06] <funkeymunkeys> so im just gunna uninstall then reinstall the drivers right? nothing bad can happen
#4292 [20:06] <Broxi> where does the link appear
#4293 [20:06] <mib_crfzdl> hey im trying to log into a server and it says connecting to server then logging into server then takes forever then finally says "Internal eception: Java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read time out" what do i do?
#4294 [20:06] <mib_crfzdl> hey im trying to log into a server and it says connecting to server then logging into server then takes forever then finally says "Internal eception: Java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read time out" what do i do?
#4295 [20:06] <funkeymunkeys> at top of screen i adrees bar
#4296 [20:06] <TheNytangel> mib_crfzdl, shh
#4297 [20:06] <mib_crfzdl> what do i do?!!?!!?!
#4298 [20:06] <TheNytangel> Wait for help
#4299 [20:06] <funkeymunkeys> just copy the url broxi
#4300 [20:06] <mib_crfzdl> huh?
#4301 [20:06] <DreadLindwyrm> ?? patience
#4302 [20:06] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4303 [20:06] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4304 [20:06] <TheNytangel> mib_crfzdl: You are now last in queue
#4305 [20:07] <Broxi> where am i posting the url
#4306 [20:07] <madalynn> when was the last time i pooped
#4307 [20:07] <funkeymunkeys> HERE
#4308 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> !k madalynn
#4309 [20:07] * GreyBot kicked madalynn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:728>)
#4310 [20:07] <mib_crfzdl> TYPE IN CAPS TO RESPOND TO MY PLEAD!
#4311 [20:07] <Sin_Away> TheNytangel or DreadLindwyrm did you happen to see if floob/teleandy fixed the problem by updating their graphics drivers?
#4312 [20:07] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_crfzdl
#4313 [20:07] * GreyBot kicked mib_crfzdl from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:729>)
#4314 [20:07] <Broxi> http://pastebin.com/uGEzuL7F
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#4316 [20:07] <DreadLindwyrm> Sorry, I didn't see I've been in another channel since then
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#4318 [20:08] <Broxi> ok ive posted the url
#4319 [20:08] <Sin_Away> s'ok DreadLindwyrm
#4320 [20:08] <madalynn> hey
#4321 [20:08] <lemon-rev> wow broxi / funkeymunkeys have got basicly the same card lol
#4322 [20:08] <Sin_Away> ouch, drivers from 2006 broxi?
#4323 [20:08] <madalynn> Merry hanikka
#4324 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> madalynn - If you have a problem, state the nature of it. Otherwise, don't come here to just blather about nothing
#4325 [20:08] <funkeymunkeys> :)
#4326 [20:08] <DreadLindwyrm> Just ban this bit: adsl-99-69-153-240.dsl.hstntx.sbcglobal.net
#4327 [20:08] <Broxi> yeh srry old computer
#4328 [20:09] <funkeymunkeys> me 2
#4329 [20:09] <Sin_Away> oh ok
#4330 [20:09] <madalynn> ok my problem is i dont have prune juice
#4331 [20:09] <lemon-rev> http://download.cnet.com/ATI-MOBILITY-RADEON-Xpress-200-Series/3000-2108_4-140864.html < theres the driver for it , 2006 , it prob wont run mc though, :(
#4332 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> !kb madalynn
#4333 [20:09] * GreyBot kicked madalynn from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:730>)
#4334 [20:09] <funkeymunkeys> :( i can run it fine now tho
#4335 [20:09] <lemon-rev> ty
#4336 [20:09] <lemon-rev> hm
#4337 [20:09] <lemon-rev> wired
#4338 [20:09] <lemon-rev> ok
#4339 [20:10] <Broxi> i have a pc computer so it should work
#4340 [20:10] <funkeymunkeys> so do i use the unstaller wizard thing for ATI?
#4341 [20:10] <Sin_Away> dammit VoxelHead, he's one of us!
#4342 [20:10] <Sin_Away> :P
#4343 [20:10] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys so what did you do to get it to work funkeymunkeys ?
#4344 [20:10] <lemon-rev> lol
#4345 [20:10] <funkeymunkeys> i updated the drivers bu them it bluescreened
#4346 [20:11] <lemon-rev> oh
#4347 [20:11] <funkeymunkeys> so i uninstall ATI right? then use your link
#4348 [20:11] <lemon-rev> well it prob wont make a difference but you can try
#4349 [20:12] <lemon-rev> yea
#4350 [20:12] <lemon-rev> but if the game works
#4351 [20:12] <lemon-rev> then leave it alone
#4352 [20:12] <Broxi> ok thanks
#4353 [20:12] <funkeymunkeys> but i think i have two drivers installed
#4354 [20:13] <lemon-rev> then check them though the control pannel add remove
#4355 [20:14] <funkeymunkeys> i only see one but i thought there was 2 because when i right click on the ATI logo in the lower right it has 2 listed
#4356 [20:15] <lemon-rev> it prob just lists it twice
#4357 [20:15] <funkeymunkeys> that ATI logo was never even there until i updated the drivers
#4358 [20:15] <funkeymunkeys> and sometimes two logos show up
#4359 [20:15] <lemon-rev> hm,
#4360 [20:16] <lemon-rev> ok, well if it doesnt happen now then your good
#4361 [20:16] <Broxi> where do i save it
#4362 [20:16] <Broxi> where do i save the download
#4363 [20:16] <funkeymunkeys> so just leave it unless it bluesceens more then?
#4364 [20:16] <lemon-rev> broxi you asking for the link ?
#4365 [20:16] <lemon-rev> hm,
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#4367 [20:17] <Broxi> yeh
#4368 [20:17] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys i will leave it up to you about if you reinstall it or not
#4369 [20:17] <funkeymunkeys> well could anything bad happen if i do?
#4370 [20:17] <lemon-rev> broxi its up to you where you save it, then you can run it, and see if that helps
#4371 [20:17] <lemon-rev> hm,
#4372 [20:17] <rafting> lemon-rev how do you delete java 2 so i can run minecraft
#4373 [20:17] <lemon-rev> not sure, the driver is the correct one
#4374 [20:18] <lemon-rev> rafting control pannel / add remove
#4375 [20:18] <rafting> i cant find it thou
#4376 [20:18] <daxter_zing> how long do you think they will ake with the email back
#4377 [20:18] <funkeymunkeys> ill just leave it then, i want to back up my itunes before i do anything anyway
#4378 [20:19] <lemon-rev> the site says it is, the only thing you can do is run it, but thing is xp does crash blue screens as well so you can either update it and not get blue screen or get a screen which you might beable to recover if not
#4379 [20:19] <rafting> alright
#4380 [20:20] <Broxi> where do i save the download of the drivers link that was mentioned earlier
#4381 [20:20] <funkeymunkeys> it said i recovered from a serious error when i rebooted from the screen
#4382 [20:20] <lemon-rev> broxi why dont you save them on your desktop
#4383 [20:20] <lemon-rev> oh
#4384 [20:21] <Broxi> how because i need to save to a folder
#4385 [20:21] <lemon-rev> well then save it to c :
#4386 [20:21] <daxter_zing> how long do the people usually take to email back
#4387 [20:21] <lemon-rev> dont know, its up to mojang
#4388 [20:21] <daxter_zing> oh
#4389 [20:22] <daxter_zing> are they still open at this time of noght
#4390 [20:22] <daxter_zing> night *
#4391 [20:23] <funkeymunkeys> i dont know what to do, do u think ill get another blue screen?
#4392 [20:23] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys if you reinstall the drivers its posible
#4393 [20:23] <funkeymunkeys> but if i dont ill be A ok?
#4394 [20:24] <lemon-rev> funkeymunkeys if the game works atm then yes you should be
#4395 [20:24] <funkeymunkeys> ok ill just leave it
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#4397 [20:24] <funkeymunkeys> when the screen went blue i nearly shit my pants
#4398 [20:25] <funkeymunkeys> ;)
#4399 [20:25] <lemon-rev> dont :), its xp :)
#4400 [20:25] <funkeymunkeys> :P i guess its time for an upgrade, i just didnt want to lose my itunes
#4401 [20:25] <daxter_zing> guys do mojang still send emails at this time
#4402 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> Probably not
#4403 [20:26] <daxter_zing> damn
#4404 [20:27] <funkeymunkeys> BYEBAII thankyouuuuuu
#4405 [20:27] <daxter_zing> when i play minecraft in offline mode t comes up with *unlicensed account * and things like that
#4406 [20:27] * funkeymunkeys waves goodbye
#4406 [20:27] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing you know why it is doing that, just put up with it, till you hear back from mojang
#4407 [20:27] <DreadLindwyrm> They'll probably be out the office until morning.
#4408 [20:28] <daxter_zing> are you guys acual officials or somthing
#4409 [20:28] <lemon-rev> no
#4410 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> We're community volunteers.
#4411 [20:28] <daxter_zing> then how do you know so much
#4412 [20:28] * mib_mzc5hf [mib_mzc5hf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4413 [20:29] <lemon-rev> sticking around in here :P
#4414 [20:29] <daxter_zing> oh rie because your really helpful
#4415 [20:30] <daxter_zing> oh btw becase i didnt have the money to get minecraft my friend lets me borrow his account but now that i tried to get my own i stopped but i can still play minecraft will that effect anything
#4416 [20:30] <daxter_zing> ?
#4417 [20:31] <lemon-rev> only if you try to use his account online while hes online
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#4419 [20:32] <daxter_zing> no just single player but when i sign into my account i says i can play in offline mode and i still have the worlds that i created
#4420 [20:32] <lemon-rev> yea offline should be ok
#4421 [20:33] <daxter_zing> but howcome i can play on my account in offline mode but i cant play online
#4422 [20:33] <DopeGhoti> Because your account isn't authorized to play Survival.
#4423 [20:33] <Broxi> u when the loading screen comes up for minecraft. before he pixel accel problem. it says press b i press it nothing happens what am i waiting on
#4424 [20:33] <DopeGhoti> you're skating on thin ice skeeving off of your friend's account as it is, ethically
#4425 [20:34] <lemon-rev> daxter_zing its because you already have the files on your computer the game just runs in offilne mode because it doesnt allow you yet till your preimum to go online
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#4427 [20:35] <MizLiv> hheey
#4428 [20:35] <daxter_zing> wait a min , yanno when you buy minecraft does that mean premuim
#4429 [20:35] <GreyVulpine> When you buy a minecraft account, your account will be marked premium, yes.
#4430 [20:36] <daxter_zing> oh well for some reason its not working for me
#4431 [20:36] <daxter_zing> im shit with computers
#4432 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> If your bank hasn't paid Mojang, or there's been a problem where the transaction was never fully completed, Mojang will not tab your account as premium
#4433 [20:36] <GreyVulpine> Try calling your bank
#4434 [20:36] <daxter_zing> its half one in the monring
#4435 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> Then call your bank in the morning.
#4436 [20:37] <daxter_zing> if it has not been paid out of my account what do io then
#4437 [20:37] <daxter_zing> do *
#4438 [20:37] <Broxi> im at the screen for starting minecraft. it says press b. i do and nothing happens. is something waiting to load or what?
#4439 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> Either ask them why, or try using a different payment method.
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#4441 [20:38] <daxter_zing> will mojang have taken money out but smehow i didnt get registred
#4442 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Did you update your video card drivers?
#4443 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> daxter_zing - No.
#4444 [20:38] <daxter_zing> ok
#4445 [20:39] <daxter_zing> might it take a few days to register or somthing
#4446 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> It could be immediate, or it could take up to a day.
#4447 [20:39] <Broxi> yes but thing is before i updated them it came up with a loading box and then said pixel format no accellerated now it wont even come up with loading box
#4448 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Could we get another dxdiag from you to confirm that?
#4449 [20:40] <Broxi> yeh sure i believe i updated but it might not of worked
#4450 [20:42] <Broxi> http://pastebin.com/JLZWUBNX
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#4452 [20:43] <GreyVulpine> I still see the same drivers installed from before
#4453 [20:44] * ZyniiK [ZyniiK@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4454 [20:44] <ZyniiK> hello?
#4455 [20:44] <ZyniiK> can anyone help me
#4456 [20:45] <ZyniiK> please
#4457 [20:45] * mib_d8fq1l [mib_d8fq1l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4458 [20:46] <ZyniiK> hello?
#4459 [20:46] <mib_d8fq1l> hello
#4460 [20:46] <ZyniiK> can you help me
#4461 [20:46] <mib_d8fq1l> lol i was going to see if you could help me
#4462 [20:46] <ZyniiK> yeah no one is responding
#4463 [20:46] <ZyniiK> what is your problem
#4464 [20:46] <mib_d8fq1l> minecraft keeps crashing
#4465 [20:47] <ZyniiK> like what happens
#4466 [20:47] <mib_d8fq1l> idk what is wrong, what about you?
#4467 [20:47] <ZyniiK> it goes to a black screen and all i have is my bin folder
#4468 [20:47] <mib_d8fq1l> i will be playing and all of a sudden it will crash.. this message popped up on my desktop
#4469 [20:47] <ZyniiK> what
#4470 [20:47] <ZyniiK> what message
#4471 [20:47] <mib_d8fq1l> # # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x697ff108, pid=4916, tid=4820 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.DLL+0x2ff108] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#4472 [20:47] * mib_2m1koi [mib_2m1koi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4473 [20:48] <ZyniiK> I think i know what is wrong
#4474 [20:48] <mib_d8fq1l> ?
#4475 [20:48] <ZyniiK> which minecraft do you hav
#4476 [20:48] <ZyniiK> e
#4477 [20:48] <ZyniiK> exe?
#4478 [20:49] <mib_d8fq1l> idk how to tell lol this is the first computer game i have ever played
#4479 [20:49] <ZyniiK> hahaahahahahahahahahah
#4480 [20:49] <ZyniiK> go to minecraft.net
#4481 [20:49] <mib_d8fq1l> i know laugh all you want :P by bf is a gamer and he laughs at me all of the time
#4482 [20:49] <ZyniiK> heh
#4483 [20:49] <mib_d8fq1l> okay
#4484 [20:50] <ZyniiK> are you there
#4485 [20:50] <mib_d8fq1l> yup
#4486 [20:50] <ZyniiK> so do you see download mine craft
#4487 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_d8fq1l - Update your video drivers from nvidia.com
#4488 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> It's your nvidia video drivers that are causing the problem
#4489 [20:50] <ZyniiK> not alwase
#4490 [20:50] <GreyVulpine> Yes, always
#4491 [20:51] <Broxi> could u posibly give me the exact url
#4492 [20:51] <mib_d8fq1l> i see where is says to buy it
#4493 [20:51] <ZyniiK> mine crashed so i downloaded it again and it worked
#4494 [20:51] <ZyniiK> have you bought it?
#4495 [20:51] <mib_d8fq1l> yes
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#4497 [20:51] <GreyVulpine> ZyniiK - Read the crash report. It tells you nvidia video drivers
#4498 [20:51] <ZyniiK> ok so login with your username and passwork
#4499 [20:51] <ZyniiK> word
#4500 [20:51] <mib_d8fq1l> idk what those are.. do i just down load it?
#4501 [20:51] <mib_d8fq1l> okay
#4502 [20:51] <ZyniiK> go to login
#4503 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> If you want the right solution. Go to http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us --- Use Option 2 to detect and download your video drivers
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#4505 [20:52] <ZyniiK> so dowload the second one
#4506 [20:52] <mib_d8fq1l> oh boy lol okay
#4507 [20:53] <ZyniiK> deleat the first minecraft
#4508 [20:53] <mib_d8fq1l> okay let me delete it first it will take a min
#4509 [20:53] <Broxi> graphics or motherboard
#4510 [20:53] <ZyniiK> k
#4511 [20:53] <ZyniiK> whaaaaa???
#4512 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Graphics
#4513 [20:53] <Broxi> k
#4514 [20:54] <ZyniiK> yo vulpine
#4515 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Your card isn't an ATI card
#4516 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> er, isn't an nvidia card
#4517 [20:54] <ZyniiK> VULPINE
#4518 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - You'll want to download new drivers from here:
#4519 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> Broxi gpu/ati
#4520 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> Broxi gpu/amd
#4521 [20:54] <VoxelHead> Broxi: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#4522 [20:54] <mib_d8fq1l> i cant find it in my programs list
#4523 [20:54] <ZyniiK> go to downloads
#4524 [20:55] <mib_d8fq1l> where are those?
#4525 [20:55] <ZyniiK> why is my minecraft going to the black screen???
#4526 [20:55] <ZyniiK> search downloads in your start menu
#4527 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> ZyniiK - I don't know, maybe try reinstalling it, since it worked for you last time?
#4528 [20:56] <mib_d8fq1l> okay
#4529 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> ZyniiK - Otherwise, uninstall and reinstall java, and update your video drivers
#4530 [20:56] <ZyniiK> well i have 8 times
#4531 [20:56] <mib_d8fq1l> now delete minecraft?
#4532 [20:56] <ZyniiK> i did all that
#4533 [20:56] <ZyniiK> yes
#4534 [20:56] <GreyVulpine> I love how you're totally ignoring mib_d8fq1l's error report, which clearly states what's wrong
#4535 [20:57] <ZyniiK> wow a mean bot lol
#4536 [20:57] <mib_d8fq1l> okay
#4537 [20:57] <ZyniiK> have you downloaded the minecraft exe?
#4538 [20:57] <mib_d8fq1l> no not yet how do i know which one?>
#4539 [20:57] <ZyniiK> :D
#4540 [20:57] <Broxi> i wasnt sure which one mine is so i did auto detect and install
#4541 [20:58] <ZyniiK> the second one
#4542 [20:58] <ZyniiK> :D
#4543 [20:58] <ZyniiK> :D
#4544 [20:58] <ZyniiK> :D
#4545 [20:58] <ZyniiK> hey sexy
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#4547 [20:59] <ZyniiK> I nedd help now
#4548 [20:59] <ZyniiK> mib
#4549 [20:59] <mib_d8fq1l> yes
#4550 [20:59] <ZyniiK> try minecraft now
#4551 [21:00] <Broxi> i clicked to install and it says it cant find my product or os
#4552 [21:00] <mib_d8fq1l> im trying right now
#4553 [21:00] <ZyniiK> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PLEASE WORk minecraft
#4554 [21:00] <ZyniiK> i have to restart my computer brb
#4555 [21:00] <mib_d8fq1l> its working :D
#4556 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Go here, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx --- Use "Automatically Detect and Install"
#4557 [21:01] <Broxi> i used that but i didnt find my product or OS
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#4560 [21:03] <Zyre> hello all
#4561 [21:03] <Zyre> anyone?
#4562 [21:04] <Broxi> it goes we were unable to find your product or os. then half a second later wizard tries to start and immediately shuts down
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#4564 [21:04] <xarcus> How do I fix the time out error when trying to sign into a server
#4565 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Try these drivers: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#4566 [21:05] <Zyre> i need some help with mods
#4567 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> ?? mods
#4568 [21:05] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4569 [21:05] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4570 [21:05] <Zyre> everytime i download one i get a blackscreen
#4571 [21:06] <Zyre> ive deleted the metainf but it still blackscreens..
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#4573 [21:06] <Broxi> which one Vulpine
#4574 [21:07] <Zyre> I havent found anything online to help everyone just says delete the meta-inf..
#4575 [21:07] <smerft> i've a fairly low end macbook and im wondering how well Minecraft will run on it
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#4577 [21:07] <Zyre> it might be laggy but I assume it will run decently on lowest graphics
#4578 [21:07] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - The full software suite at the bottom
#4579 [21:07] <mib_bpd5mb> anyone here know hoq to fix a blackscreen?
#4580 [21:08] <Zyre> delete the bin folder
#4581 [21:08] <Broxi> ok its downloading
#4582 [21:08] <mib_bpd5mb> i tried it
#4583 [21:08] <mib_bpd5mb> didnt work
#4584 [21:08] <smerft> does the actual game run much better than the browser based Minecraft Classic?
#4585 [21:08] <mib_bpd5mb> do u know any other ways
#4586 [21:08] <Zyre> odd...
#4587 [21:08] <GreyVulpine> smerft - No.
#4588 [21:08] <mib_bpd5mb> ya
#4589 [21:08] <smerft> Fuck
#4590 [21:09] <mib_bpd5mb> it said i might need to update it again but nothing happens when i force update
#4591 [21:09] <Zyre> mib_bpd5mb: did you do anything to the .minecraft folder?
#4592 [21:09] <mib_bpd5mb> nope
#4593 [21:09] <Zyre> are you willing to delete your saved worlds?
#4594 [21:09] <mib_bpd5mb> idc
#4595 [21:10] <Zyre> ok them
#4596 [21:10] <Zyre> ok then
#4597 [21:10] <mib_bpd5mb> i dont have any good ones for single player
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#4599 [21:10] <Zyre> delete the whole .minecraft file
#4600 [21:10] <Zyre> and then redownload it from the website
#4601 [21:10] <mib_bpd5mb> the minecraft folder?
#4602 [21:10] <Zyre> go to run
#4603 [21:10] <Zyre> and type in %appdata%
#4604 [21:10] <Zyre> then it should take you to a folder
#4605 [21:10] <mib_bpd5mb> cant i got a mac
#4606 [21:10] <Zyre> in there there should be a .minecraft folder
#4607 [21:10] <mib_bpd5mb> i know how to get there though
#4608 [21:11] <Zyre> then do that
#4609 [21:11] <mib_bpd5mb> k
#4610 [21:11] <Zyre> and then delete the .minecraft folder
#4611 [21:11] <mib_bpd5mb> then
#4612 [21:11] <Zyre> or better yet get a pc /shot
#4613 [21:11] <Zyre> x3 jk
#4614 [21:11] <mib_bpd5mb> xD
#4615 [21:11] <mib_bpd5mb> ok then?
#4616 [21:11] <Zyre> so can someone please help me with my problem?...
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#4618 [21:12] <mib_bpd5mb> what problem u got
#4619 [21:12] <Prebuiltslicer> hello
#4620 [21:12] <Broxi> GreyVulpine ive downloaded it
#4621 [21:12] <Zyre> whenever i try to dl a mod it never works
#4622 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Install it then
#4623 [21:12] <mib_bpd5mb> which one?
#4624 [21:12] <GreyVulpine> Zyre, this isn't a channel for mod help, Try #risucraft
#4625 [21:13] <Prebuiltslicer> im having problems with downloading texturpacks
#4626 [21:13] <Zyre> im banned for some reason?...
#4627 [21:13] <Zyre> I've never even been there...
#4628 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Try using a different client. They banned mibbit there
#4629 [21:13] <Zyre> oh well what else can I use?
#4630 [21:13] <mib_bpd5mb> it wont work still i deleted minecraft file and my screens still going black
#4631 [21:13] <Zyre> mib_bpd5mb: sorry dont know ask someone else
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#4633 [21:13] <Prebuiltslicer> my screeen allways gose black when ever i download a texturpack
#4634 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Zyre - Try http://www.esper.net/publicirc.php
#4635 [21:13] <mib_bpd5mb> k
#4636 [21:14] <Prebuiltslicer> what can i do?
#4637 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Don't use HD texture packs without the HD fix?
#4638 [21:14] <smoky> when i try to run minecraft i log in an this eror mesige comes up :Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#4639 [21:14] <Zyre> do i enter risuschat in channel?
#4640 [21:14] <smoky> any help
#4641 [21:14] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok but where i get HD fix?
#4642 [21:14] <Zyre> risucraft*
#4643 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Zyre - #risucraft
#4644 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Google it?
#4645 [21:14] <Zyre> ty
#4646 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Update your video drivers
#4647 [21:14] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#4648 [21:14] <smoky> how
#4649 [21:15] <smoky> ???
#4650 [21:15] <beowulf> Howdy folks. One of my players tried to tp himself to a very far location (with coordinates like 5000000000) and now when he tries to log on he gets an "illegal position" error and is immediately disconnected. Can I reset his position while he's offline?
#4651 [21:15] <mib_bpd5mb> hey grey
#4652 [21:15] <mib_bpd5mb> do u know how to fix a black screen on a mac?
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#4654 [21:15] <mib_bpd5mb> anyone?
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#4656 [21:16] <beowulf> mib - on a mac? are you running parallels / bootcamp / ?
#4657 [21:16] <mib_bpd5mb> um idk what that is
#4658 [21:16] <smoky> when i try to run minecraft i log in an this eror mesige comes up :Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. any help at all
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#4660 [21:16] <mib_bpd5mb> and i forgot to pit a nickname in so call me fallen
#4661 [21:17] <beowulf> that sounds like it might be related to your video driver, though I'm not sure.
#4662 [21:17] <mib_bpd5mb> i was just playing yesterday and then logged off and couldnt get back on
#4663 [21:17] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey a guy a few days ago sed only some PCs can handdle HDfix how do i know if mine can?
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#4665 [21:17] <beowulf> Anyone have advice on my question - how to relocate a player that can't log on b/c of "illegal position"?
#4666 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Do you know what video card you have? What operating system are you on?
#4667 [21:18] <beowulf> If not I will go laugh at him (he's in the next room). :)
#4668 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> beowulf - Delete their player profile?
#4669 [21:18] <beowulf> That would be fine - what's the command for that?
#4670 [21:18] <GreyVulpine> Go to your server's world folder, inside will be a players folder. Look for hisname.dat
#4671 [21:18] <beowulf> got it - thanks, i'll try that.
#4672 [21:19] <smoky> is it posible to get a refund for mind craft
#4673 [21:19] <smoky> mine craft
#4674 [21:19] <Broxi> GreyVulpine : server did not find a driver compatible with the system
#4675 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Refund policy can be found at http://www.minecraft.net/support -- Account -> refund or something
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#4677 [21:19] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine how do i know if my PC can handle HDfix? and the texture pack i want to download hs things like 16x16 and 32x32 (etc )
#4678 [21:19] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Your problem can be easily fixed if you took the time to update your video drivers however.
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#4680 [21:20] <Broxi> not server setup*
#4681 [21:20] <smoky> how how how???
#4682 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - 16x16 is the default texture res. anything higher requires an HD fix
#4683 [21:20] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Do you know what video card you have? What operating system are you on?
#4684 [21:20] <smoky> hold on i will check
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#4686 [21:20] <beowulf> Grey, that worked. Thanks a lot!
#4687 [21:20] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4687 [21:20] <Prebuiltslicer> im want to download the LB Photo realism texture but it has a 16x16 can i run it without the fix??
#4688 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> the 16x16, you don't need the fix for
#4689 [21:21] <Prebuiltslicer> r u sure?
#4690 [21:21] <GreyVulpine> Unless it specifies otherwise in the download.
#4691 [21:21] <Prebuiltslicer> it says u need it to run the texture?
#4692 [21:21] <Prebuiltslicer> but
#4693 [21:21] <Broxi> GreyVulpine: do u want me to send another dxdiax
#4694 [21:22] <Prebuiltslicer> for some reason when i went to download the textur pack last time it sed it was downloaded but i couldent find it so
#4695 [21:22] <Broxi> dxdiag*
#4696 [21:22] <Prebuiltslicer> its really confusing me
#4697 [21:23] <smoky> my vidio card is a intel(R) 82945gexpress criset family
#4698 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> smoky gpu/intel
#4699 [21:23] <VoxelHead> smoky: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4700 [21:23] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey do u know how to download this texture pack and HD fix?
#4701 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Use the intel driver update utility there
#4702 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer- Nope. I don't much care fo rit
#4703 [21:24] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok thanks annway
#4704 [21:24] <Prebuiltslicer> um.. brb im gonna go try to figur iy out
#4705 [21:24] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
#4706 [21:25] <smoky> what do i do when i get to the site
#4707 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Use the intel driver update utility there
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#4709 [21:25] <Zyre> I am NEVER going back there again...
#4710 [21:26] <smoky> what
#4711 [21:26] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey do u have a safe site i can download the HDfix from cuz my mom is kinda not happy with me getting it from a random site
#4712 [21:26] <Prebuiltslicer> only cuz im on her PC for now
#4713 [21:26] <Zyre> someone sent me to risucraft...
#4714 [21:27] <Prebuiltslicer> yah i went there onece
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#4717 [21:27] <Zyre> i'm not sure if they wanted to troll me or just didnt know how bad the place was...
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#4721 [21:27] <Prebuiltslicer> i know
#4722 [21:27] <teleandy> ok
#4723 [21:27] <teleandy> umm
#4724 [21:27] <teleandy> can someone help me
#4725 [21:27] <Zyre> can I please get help here?...
#4726 [21:27] <Broxi> GreyVulpine where do i find out what video card u have
#4727 [21:27] <Broxi> GreyVulpine i have
#4728 [21:28] <smoky> so do i click check your sistem for latest up dates
#4729 [21:28] <smoky> ???
#4730 [21:28] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Yes
#4731 [21:28] <teleandy> Zyre: what do u need?
#4732 [21:28] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey Voxel do either of u have a link to a place where i can get the HDfix cuz my mother is sorta not happy with me geting it from a random site
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#4734 [21:28] <Zyre> Can someone please help me?..
#4735 [21:29] <teleandy> Zyre: What Do You Need?
#4736 [21:29] <smoky> ok
#4737 [21:29] <Zyre> I need help with mods
#4738 [21:29] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer -http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-611-update173-compatible-mcpatcher-hd-fix-210-02/
#4739 [21:29] <smoky> so that should work
#4740 [21:29] <Prebuiltslicer> ok thanks brb
#4741 [21:29] <Broxi> GreyVulpine ATI RADEON XPRESS 200M Series
#4742 [21:29] <teleandy> Zyre: We dont Deal Mods here
#4743 [21:29] <Zyre> well I can't get help anywhere else!
#4744 [21:29] <smoky> what does that do
#4745 [21:30] <Broxi> srry didnt mean to type a space
#4746 [21:30] <teleandy> Zyre: there is a chat tho but i dont know it.
#4747 [21:30] <Zyre> NO!
#4748 [21:30] <Zyre> I'm not going back there!
#4749 [21:30] <Zyre> that place is nothing but trolls and assholes!
#4750 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> <Zyre_> Can you just quite being assholes for 10 seconds so someone can help me!!
#4751 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> I wonder why?
#4752 [21:30] <smoky> grey what does that do
#4753 [21:30] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: What Do You Need Help With?
#4754 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Nothing, ignore it, just use the intel driver help utility
#4755 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> er, update
#4756 [21:31] <Zyre> GreyVulpine: Cause they were all being assholes!!
#4757 [21:31] <smoky> ok
#4758 [21:31] <smoky> its installing
#4759 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> <Zyre_> do I really have to do all this confusing stuff...
#4760 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> <+seronis> Zyre_: if you want people to help you fix a problem, you have to know WHAT the problem is first
#4761 [21:31] <smoky> ...
#4762 [21:31] <Zyre> GreyVulpine: fuck you
#4763 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> If you're not going to follow their instructions, then they don't have to ..
#4764 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> Alright then
#4765 [21:32] <smoky> still instaling
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#4767 [21:33] <teleandy> Can someone help me i get this when i try to load classic and the normal game doesnt load it gives me an error http://mibpaste.com/V2jFik
#4768 [21:33] <smoky> grey you still there
#4769 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> teleandy- Update your video drivers
#4770 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Yes
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#4772 [21:33] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: i Dunno how
#4773 [21:33] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey i started downloading the file from miediea fire but its just saying starting download what i do now?
#4774 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> teleandy- What operating system are you on?
#4775 [21:34] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: Windows Vista
#4776 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Sorry, mods are out of my purview
#4777 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> You're on your own there
#4778 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> teleandy - Please give me a dxdiag
#4779 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> ??> teleandy win/dxdiag
#4780 [21:34] <VoxelHead> teleandy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4781 [21:34] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: K secound
#4782 [21:34] <VoxelHead> teleandy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4783 [21:34] <smoky> is this going to take a wile
#4784 [21:34] <skippydippy> Grey can you help me
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#4786 [21:34] <smoky> ???
#4787 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> smoky - It could
#4788 [21:35] <Broxi> grey vulpine what should i do? im still having errors with graphics card
#4789 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Only if you tell us what the prblem is
#4790 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Do you know how to get to your computer manufacturer's website?
#4791 [21:35] <smoky> cause its still inslaling man is slow
#4792 [21:35] <Prebuiltslicer> ok i downloaded it (i think) how do i use it??
#4793 [21:35] <Broxi> ATI Technologies Inc
#4794 [21:35] <skippydippy> well when i launch the game the screen turns black.
#4795 [21:36] <teleandy> here u go GreyVulpine http://mibpaste.com/Ou9CPE
#4796 [21:37] <smoky> thank you grey i hope it works
#4797 [21:37] <mr_trousers> I might be in the wrong place need help fixing minecraft was working fine tried loading a texture pack and now will not load?
#4798 [21:37] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i use the texture pack (I THINK) i downloaded?
#4799 [21:37] <teleandy> mr_trousers: try taking off the texture pack?
#4800 [21:38] <mr_trousers> ill start there
#4801 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_trousers win/.minecraft
#4802 [21:38] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#4803 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Delete the texture pack from the texturepacks folder there
#4804 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> teleandy - Honestly, I don't see that computer being capable of running minecraft. It only has 512 megs of ram, and a crappy intel integrated graphics card.
#4805 [21:39] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey do u know how to get texturepacks workin i think i downloaded it completeily
#4806 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Again, I don't know how to use HD fix.
#4807 [21:40] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: so i cant play it at all?
#4808 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> teleandy - Not on that computer. Try a different one
#4809 [21:40] <Prebuiltslicer> no how to use a texture pack
#4810 [21:40] <teleandy> GreyVulpine: my other one is geting fixed
#4811 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Place it in:
#4812 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> ??> Prebuiltslicer win/.minecraft
#4813 [21:40] <VoxelHead> Prebuiltslicer: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#4814 [21:40] <Prebuiltslicer> in???
#4815 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> There, you'll see the texture packs folder
#4816 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Place the .zip of the texture pack there
#4817 [21:41] <Prebuiltslicer> ok will it automatically be in there>
#4818 [21:41] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok how
#4819 [21:41] <Prebuiltslicer> do i place it there?
#4820 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4821 [21:41] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i get it in that folder?
#4822 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Move it there?
#4823 [21:42] <Prebuiltslicer> how im not good with computers sorry :(
#4824 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> ...
#4825 [21:42] <Broxi> GreyVulpine http://pastebin.com/PTziKGvA
#4826 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Honestly, it's not hard. Find the file. Click and drag it to the other folder.
#4827 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> It's a basic computer skill, moving a file
#4828 [21:42] <Prebuiltslicer> oh um ok ill try brb
#4829 [21:43] <JohnEBH> ...
#4830 [21:43] <Prebuiltslicer> ho do i find the filee?
#4831 [21:43] * JohnEBH facepalm
#4831 [21:43] <Prebuiltslicer> if it even downloaded?
#4832 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Where did you download it?
#4833 [21:43] <Prebuiltslicer> Miedia firew
#4834 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Try looking at where you downloaded it?
#4835 [21:43] <Prebuiltslicer> i just saved file
#4836 [21:43] <skippydippy> grey when i launch my minecraft the screen turn black and freezzes
#4837 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - To what location on your computer, did you save it?
#4838 [21:43] <smoky> ok it is still installing
#4839 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Go to this website: http://www.packardbell.co.uk/pb/en/GB/content/download
#4840 [21:43] <Broxi> i dont know what i need plz help
#4841 [21:43] <JohnEBH> ??> skippydippy win/reinst/bat
#4842 [21:43] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4843 [21:43] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4844 [21:43] <Broxi> ok
#4845 [21:43] <Prebuiltslicer> dont know i just hit savefile
#4846 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Find your computer, notebook, look for your computer there
#4847 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - There, you'll want to download the ATI video drivers
#4848 [21:44] <Prebuiltslicer> so um if it downloaded how do i find it?
#4849 [21:44] <mr_trousers> Removed texture pack CPU will not display Game Main Menu where it says SP MultiP Options Mods?
#4850 [21:44] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_trousers win/reinst/bat
#4851 [21:44] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#4852 [21:44] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#4853 [21:45] <djlee555> Hi I get the error of "Can't connect to minecraft.net" and I can't seem to load in my browser. I am on a mac. Can anyone help?
#4854 [21:45] <JohnEBH> djlee555, Make sure a firewall or you antivirus program isn't blocking minecraft or java
#4855 [21:46] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine how do i find the texture pack?
#4856 [21:46] <Broxi> GreyVulpine im only 14. confused. i cant find my computer
#4857 [21:47] <JohnEBH> ... Prebuiltslicer Download the texture pack again and this time remember where you saved it...
#4858 [21:47] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#4859 [21:47] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - I don't know, where did you download it to?
#4860 [21:47] <djlee555> It was working earlier today and spontaneously stopped. I was attempting to install the Aether mod. It was unsuccessful and I reinstalled a fresh version of minecraft. I attempted to play and cannot connect now.
#4861 [21:47] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Are you using windows?
#4862 [21:48] <JohnEBH> djlee555, Just keep trying again
#4863 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Try this: http://global-download.packardbell.com/FilesDownload%5CHWID%5CHWVendorDetection.exe
#4864 [21:48] <JohnEBH> djlee555, If all else fails try, logging @ minecraft.net
#4865 [21:48] <Prebuiltslicer> it says Windowsbrowser (defult) ?
#4866 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> That'll tell you what you need to know about your system
#4867 [21:48] <Broxi> yes im using windows i know what im looking for but cant find it
#4868 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Try this: http://global-download.packardbell.com/FilesDownload%5CHWID%5CHWVendorDetection.exe
#4869 [21:48] <Prebuiltslicer> wheres that?
#4870 [21:48] <GreyVulpine> That'll tell you what you need to know about your system
#4871 [21:49] <smoky> it did not work but i will try agen
#4872 [21:49] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey? wheres windows browser (defult) ?
#4873 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Huh?
#4874 [21:49] <Broxi> my model is easy note mz35 but i dont see it
#4875 [21:50] <Prebuiltslicer> it sed Windows browser (defult)
#4876 [21:51] <Prebuiltslicer> im a very confused 11 year old boy :( who knows nothing about PCs should i even try downloading the texture pack?
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#4878 [21:52] <lemon-rev> no
#4879 [21:52] <Prebuiltslicer> :(
#4880 [21:52] <JohnEBH> ...
#4881 [21:52] <lemon-rev> well do you want your game to crash
#4882 [21:52] <Prebuiltslicer> ok ill try to figur out how to delete it then i geuss
#4883 [21:52] <smoky> so im trying agen grey
#4884 [21:52] <Prebuiltslicer> :(
#4885 [21:52] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
#4886 [21:52] <lemon-rev> Prebuiltslicer its up to you if you do it though
#4887 [21:53] <Prebuiltslicer> um..'
#4888 [21:53] <Broxi> what driver am i looking for
#4889 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> I can't find MZ35 on PB's site at all, hmm.
#4890 [21:53] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i delete a thing i cant find?
#4891 [21:53] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey how do i delete a file i cant find?
#4892 [21:54] <Broxi> GreyVulpine windows vista home basic x32
#4893 [21:55] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey can u tell me how to download this i cant sem to get it to download :(
#4894 [21:55] <Prebuiltslicer> iv told it to download 3 times
#4895 [21:55] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont think it downloaded at all
#4896 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#4897 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - I don't know man
#4898 [21:56] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont get it at all
#4899 [21:56] <smoky> that did not work grey
#4900 [21:56] <Prebuiltslicer> i mean im not good with PCs to begin with so ... :(
#4901 [21:57] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey du know how to get this downloaded?
#4902 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> smoky - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#4903 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> smoky win/dxdiag
#4904 [21:57] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4905 [21:57] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4906 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Nope.
#4907 [21:57] <Prebuiltslicer> :(
#4908 [21:58] * mib_4qz4pp [mib_4qz4pp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4909 [21:58] <Prebuiltslicer> do u Voxel?
#4910 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead is a bot. It cannot answer you
#4911 [21:58] <Broxi> GreyVulpine windows vista home basic x32
#4912 [21:58] <Prebuiltslicer> dose anny1 know how to get this thing downloaded right?/
#4913 [21:59] <Prebuiltslicer> Voxels really a bot ?!
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#4915 [21:59] <Rikairchy> well minecraft fails on linux for me
#4916 [21:59] <Prebuiltslicer> iv thought hes been a person this hole time lo;
#4917 [21:59] <Broxi> i wondered how he types so fast
#4918 [21:59] <Prebuiltslicer> i meen WOW
#4919 [22:00] <Prebuiltslicer> r u thge only human on here helper wise Grey?
#4920 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Try http://global-download.packardbell.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_ATI_8.652.0.0_W7x86W7x64_A.zip?acerid=634014699657490923&Step1=Notebook&Step2=EasyNote&Step3=EN%20MT85&OS=721&LC=en&BC=Packard%20Bell&SC=EMEA_27P
#4921 [22:00] <Rikairchy> anyone good with linux?
#4922 [22:00] <djlee555> ok seems like my java isn't working right. I reinstalled the most recent version and have since restarted my computer but my browsers don't recognize it and minecraft will run but not connect.
#4923 [22:01] <smoky> hey VoxelHead i have no clue what you just said
#4924 [22:01] <smoky> sorry
#4925 [22:01] <smoky> so what
#4926 [22:01] * Rikairchy needs a linux guru
#4926 [22:01] <Broxi> GreyVulpine windows vista home basic x32
#4927 [22:01] <Broxi> what to do?
#4928 [22:02] <Prebuiltslicer> i8 need some1 to help me download this texture pack
#4929 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - Try http://global-download.packardbell.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_ATI_8.652.0.0_W7x86W7x64_A.zip?acerid=634014699657490923&Step1=Notebook&Step2=EasyNote&Step3=EN%20MT85&OS=721&LC=en&BC=Packard%20Bell&SC=EMEA_27P
#4930 [22:03] <Rikairchy> what seems to be the issue, Prebuiltslicer ?
#4931 [22:03] <Prebuiltslicer> i cant get this texture pack to download :(
#4932 [22:04] <Broxi> downloading
#4933 [22:04] <Rikairchy> the .zip file?
#4934 [22:04] <Prebuiltslicer> yes
#4935 [22:04] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont get it at all :(
#4936 [22:05] <Rikairchy> where is the texture pack at?
#4937 [22:05] <Prebuiltslicer> Minecraft forum thr LB photo realism texture pack
#4938 [22:05] <Prebuiltslicer> i have the HDfix
#4939 [22:06] <Prebuiltslicer> do u get y i cant download it???
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#4941 [22:07] <leaper> can you help me?
#4942 [22:07] <Rikairchy> Prebuiltslicer: i have no idea
#4943 [22:07] <Rikairchy> leaper: whats the issues you are having?
#4944 [22:07] <leaper> im trying to play beta in browser but it wont pop up
#4945 [22:07] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey if i show u in team viewer can u figure it out cuz im pretty confused
#4946 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> I suppose.
#4947 [22:08] <Prebuiltslicer> ok ill run teamviewer brb
#4948 [22:08] <Prebuiltslicer> ill pm u
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#4950 [22:08] <Rikairchy> leaper: do you have java installed?
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#4952 [22:09] <leaper> i believe so, also theres an activex download that keeps popping up but my computer wont let me download it
#4953 [22:09] <Prebuiltslicer> i PMed u Grey
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#4956 [22:11] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine i PMed u
#4957 [22:11] <GreyVulpine> Sec Prebuiltslicer, kinda preoccupied
#4958 [22:11] <Prebuiltslicer> ill wait in PM chat
#4959 [22:11] <Prebuiltslicer> k?
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#4961 [22:12] <leaper> yeah i have java
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#4963 [22:13] <leaper> hello?
#4964 [22:14] <lemon-rev> leaper what broswer you useing ?
#4965 [22:14] <leaper> internet explorer
#4966 [22:14] <lemon-rev> when you said you had an active x thing come up, do you see the yellow bar at the top of the screen ?
#4967 [22:14] <daxter_zing> heyy lemon rev do you ever sleep
#4968 [22:15] <leaper> yeah and when i click download my computer still blocks it
#4969 [22:15] <lemon-rev> lol its only 12:17 lunch time here
#4970 [22:15] <daxter_zing> oh where are you
#4971 [22:15] <lemon-rev> what does it do leaper when you try ? im an ausse
#4972 [22:16] <Broxi> its 3:15 am here
#4973 [22:16] <lemon-rev> australia
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#4975 [22:16] <leaper> it says allow on the next part then says it cant because it doesnt know the name of it and wont let it load then
#4976 [22:16] <Broxi> Britain
#4977 [22:16] <daxter_zing> oh im in britain its 03:16 haer
#4978 [22:16] <lemon-rev> hm,
#4979 [22:17] <daxter_zing> hear *
#4980 [22:17] <lemon-rev> leaper is your antivirus blocking the program
#4981 [22:17] <leaper> i dont have one thats the problem, my computer is blocking it by itself
#4982 [22:17] <Campy> im having a trouble.
#4983 [22:17] <Campy> *trouble.
#4984 [22:17] <Campy> my friend just bought minecraft.
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#4987 [22:18] <lemon-rev> campy get your friend in here
#4988 [22:18] <Campy> he was trying to buy it with a prepaid deb card.
#4989 [22:18] <Campy> he doesnt know how to IRC
#4990 [22:18] <Campy> hes asked me to do this for him.
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#4992 [22:18] <lemon-rev> campy i dont know if deb cards work
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#4994 [22:19] <leaper> i doubt deb cards do work, they dont on any other sites
#4995 [22:19] <Campy> oh..
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#4997 [22:20] <Rikairchy> debit cards work
#4998 [22:20] <pachuco> hi, I downloaded the beta, I just want offline. I have a account, and when I log in it says I'm not premium. what can I do?
#4999 [22:20] <Rikairchy> mine did
#5000 [22:20] <Rikairchy> pachuco: pay for it
#5001 [22:20] <lemon-rev> pachuco when did you buy it ?
#5002 [22:20] <pachuco> I dont want to, I want to try offline first.
#5003 [22:20] <Rikairchy> any linux gurus here?
#5004 [22:21] <leaper> can somebody tell me how to fix mine, i just wanna finish my castle online
#5005 [22:21] <lemon-rev> ??> pachuco win/demo
#5006 [22:21] <pachuco> I didn't pay for it, I got the beta
#5007 [22:21] <lemon-rev> ??> pachuco demo
#5008 [22:21] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#5009 [22:21] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#5010 [22:22] <lemon-rev> leaper how have you gotten it to work before ?
#5011 [22:22] <leaper> idk, it stopped working after i dowloaded some mods, but i deleted all of them
#5012 [22:22] <Rikairchy> do a force update
#5013 [22:22] <leaper> how?
#5014 [22:23] <lemon-rev> sould beable to do it in launcher
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#5016 [22:23] <lemon-rev> leaper you said you where online
#5017 [22:23] <Rikairchy> open the launcher, click options, then click "Force Update"
#5018 [22:23] <leaper> i cant get to the launcher
#5019 [22:24] <lemon-rev> ill bee in a sec back
#5020 [22:25] <Rikairchy> i'm getting java errors when running minecraft in Linux
#5021 [22:25] <pachuco> thx
#5022 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - What errors?
#5023 [22:25] <Rikairchy> # SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0x00007f633b0e338e, pid=27911, tid=140064183355136
#5024 [22:25] <Rikairchy> #
#5025 [22:25] <Rikairchy> # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03
#5026 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Erm, could you pastebin it?
#5027 [22:25] <Rikairchy> oops
#5028 [22:25] <Rikairchy> :3
#5029 [22:25] <Rikairchy> ill pastebin the log itself
#5030 [22:25] <leaper> no, i cant reach the main screen were it say single player and all that, and for offline it says i have to play online once and im like WTF and im about to chunk this damn device out a window
#5031 [22:26] <Rikairchy> leaper:
#5032 [22:26] <Rikairchy> click login
#5033 [22:26] <leaper> ok
#5034 [22:26] <lemon-rev> back
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#5036 [22:27] <Prebuiltslicer> rey i got a blac k screen
#5037 [22:27] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyVulpine
#5038 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Try using the HD fix, use "test Minecraft" to launch it?
#5039 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> I have no idea, haven't used HD fix at all before
#5040 [22:27] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok will i have to leav it up err?
#5041 [22:27] <Rikairchy> GreyVulpine: http://pastebin.com/aaeHbAbH
#5042 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - I don't know
#5043 [22:27] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#5044 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - Have you tried installing Sun's Java instead of using OpenJDK
#5045 [22:28] <Rikairchy> yes
#5046 [22:28] <Rikairchy> same exact error
#5047 [22:28] <Rikairchy> i think the issue may be libGL.so
#5048 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> And you're sure it's Sun java throwing the error, and not OpenJDK
#5049 [22:28] <Broxi> http://pastebin.com/J8gBi1Pp i need help coz its not doing anything
#5050 [22:29] <Rikairchy> both do that
#5051 [22:29] * slyfoxhound [slyfoxhound@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5052 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> What I need to know is, is your Mint actually running Sun Java when you install it and run minecraft.
#5053 [22:29] <slyfoxhound> hi
#5054 [22:29] <Rikairchy> i CD'd to the /java folder
#5055 [22:30] <leaper> i got it back, i can use google chrome to run it, thanks everyone for the help
#5056 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> Many distros of *nix need to be told to run a different java if there's more than one version installed on the computer
#5057 [22:30] <Rikairchy> and ran ./java -jar /path/to/minecraft.jar
#5058 [22:30] <slyfoxhound> homies unite?
#5059 [22:30] <Rikairchy> first i did a ./java -version
#5060 [22:30] <Rikairchy> and it said it was the sun version
#5061 [22:30] <Broxi> im just gonna go coz im clueless on what i need to do
#5062 [22:31] <slyfoxhound> ur still here?!?
#5063 [22:31] <slyfoxhound> you were here like two hours ago when i was here
#5064 [22:31] <Broxi> whos still here
#5065 [22:31] <slyfoxhound> YOU
#5066 [22:31] <Rikairchy> lol
#5067 [22:32] <Prebuiltslicer> um i think i have to play from the test to use it?
#5068 [22:32] <Broxi> yes so my computer is horrible
#5069 [22:32] <Prebuiltslicer> grey can u find out more for me iv G2G
#5070 [22:32] <funkeymunkeys> mines worse
#5071 [22:32] <Prebuiltslicer> ill be back here 2morrow
#5072 [22:32] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey?
#5073 [22:33] <funkeymunkeys> http://common8.ziffdavisinternet.com/util_get_image/10/0,1425,i=106865,00.jpg look at this sexy machine
#5074 [22:33] <Broxi> when i go minecraft the classic version should have a load box but it doesnt
#5075 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - How about video drivers?
#5076 [22:33] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey can u find out how to get it to work without a blackscreen for mr please
#5077 [22:33] <Prebuiltslicer> cuz i G2G
#5078 [22:33] <Rikairchy> i enabled the ATI restricted drivers
#5079 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - I'm sorry, I wouldn't know.
#5080 [22:33] <Prebuiltslicer> ill be back 2morrow
#5081 [22:33] <Rikairchy> haven't restarted... that may help :\
#5082 [22:34] <Prebuiltslicer> could
#5083 [22:34] <funkeymunkeys> http://www.laptopsarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/custom-spec-laptop-afordable.jpg
#5084 [22:34] <Prebuiltslicer> could u findout for me
#5085 [22:34] <Rikairchy> also Grey: http://pastebin.com/a3jGMNRv
#5086 [22:34] <Prebuiltslicer> cuz i really G2G
#5087 [22:34] <funkeymunkeys> IBW
#5088 [22:35] <Rikairchy> grey: brb
#5089 [22:35] <Prebuiltslicer> bye please GreyVulpine if u could please find out how to run the texture pack thanks if u can bye :(
#5090 [22:35] <Prebuiltslicer> :)
#5091 [22:35] <funkeymunkeys> :D
#5092 [22:35] <Prebuiltslicer> will u try grey errrr...?
#5093 [22:35] <Prebuiltslicer> :?
#5094 [22:35] <WugBot> is not set.
#5095 [22:36] <funkeymunkeys> whats the big dealaro about a simple texture pack?
#5096 [22:36] <Prebuiltslicer> i cant get it to run
#5097 [22:36] <funkeymunkeys> easy peasy lemon squesy
#5098 [22:36] <Prebuiltslicer> it gives me a blackscreeen
#5099 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Prebuiltslicer - Just run the HD fix
#5100 [22:36] <funkeymunkeys> yea
#5101 [22:36] <Prebuiltslicer> i am
#5102 [22:36] <Broxi> im gonna go coz its 3:35am andi need sleep
#5103 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Again, that's the first time I've installed it anywhere, I have no idea how to run it
#5104 [22:36] <Prebuiltslicer> i went 2 minecraft.net
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#5106 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> Mods don't work in the browser
#5107 [22:36] <Prebuiltslicer> and got BLACK
#5108 [22:37] <Prebuiltslicer> hhhmmmm...?
#5109 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Once you mod minecraft, browser will never work
#5110 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Been a long-standing issue with mods.
#5111 [22:37] <Prebuiltslicer> how can i play then?
#5112 [22:37] <funkeymunkeys> until you reset it
#5113 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Use the downloaded client?
#5114 [22:37] * funkeymunkeys facepalms
#5114 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> or the hd fix?
#5115 [22:37] <Prebuiltslicer> how where what is it?
#5116 [22:37] <funkeymunkeys> DOWNLOAD NOW button
#5117 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Did you download minecraft.exe?
#5118 [22:37] * mib_k8j5d6 [mib_k8j5d6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5119 [22:37] <Prebuiltslicer> the download client?
#5120 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#5121 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft.exe
#5122 [22:38] <Prebuiltslicer> um wheres that how do i use it like im sorta confused
#5123 [22:38] * funkeymunkeys facepalms again
#5123 [22:38] <Prebuiltslicer> where do u i download it
#5124 [22:38] <funkeymunkeys> click the DOWNLOAD NOW button
#5125 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> Do you have a minecraft icon on your desktop that you use to launch minecraft?
#5126 [22:38] <funkeymunkeys> on minecraft.net
#5127 [22:38] <Broxi> do i need a launcher to play the classic version
#5128 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> Broxi - No
#5129 [22:38] <funkeymunkeys> no
#5130 [22:38] <Prebuiltslicer> i go to minecraft.net
#5131 [22:39] <Prebuiltslicer> Grey how do i download client thing
#5132 [22:39] <funkeymunkeys> CLICK DOWNLOAD
#5133 [22:39] <Prebuiltslicer> where?
#5134 [22:39] <Broxi> i cant even play classic version.my computer hates me
#5135 [22:39] <funkeymunkeys> there is a button that says download beside the browser button
#5136 [22:39] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok witch thing do i download?
#5137 [22:39] <funkeymunkeys> 2 milimeters away of the button you click to play in browser
#5138 [22:40] <Prebuiltslicer> ok but when i hit it i download the exe right?
#5139 [22:40] <Prebuiltslicer> for windows
#5140 [22:40] <funkeymunkeys> yea
#5141 [22:40] <funkeymunkeys> if you have windows
#5142 [22:40] <Prebuiltslicer> ok ill try brb
#5143 [22:40] <funkeymunkeys> yea
#5144 [22:40] <funkeymunkeys> then run that
#5145 [22:40] <mib_6uhjri> Hello can anyone on here tell why I'm not able to play or find the Minecraft app on my computer .
#5146 [22:41] <funkeymunkeys> did you donwload it?
#5147 [22:41] <mib_6uhjri> yeah
#5148 [22:41] <funkeymunkeys> did you click the download button
#5149 [22:41] <funkeymunkeys> DID YOU
#5150 [22:41] <mib_6uhjri> ive been playing it
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#5152 [22:41] <funkeymunkeys> wheres it g
#5153 [22:41] <mib_6uhjri> yeah
#5154 [22:41] <funkeymunkeys> did you delete it
#5155 [22:41] <mib_6uhjri> not sure if i did do i have to purchase it again ?
#5156 [22:42] <funkeymunkeys> just donwload a new one , downlaod 1000 if u like
#5157 [22:42] <funkeymunkeys> you dont need to pay
#5158 [22:42] <funkeymunkeys> ur a premium member once you pay, download as much as u like
#5159 [22:42] <lemon-rev> mib_6uhjri the folder is .minecraft
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#5161 [22:42] <Prebuiltslicer> thanks i tryed it and it worked!
#5162 [22:42] <Rikairchy> it works :)
#5163 [22:42] <mib_6uhjri> when i log does the program know that i already purchased it
#5164 [22:42] <Rikairchy> ty grey
#5165 [22:42] <funkeymunkeys> yes
#5166 [22:42] <Prebuiltslicer> im gonna go play now bye !
#5167 [22:43] <lemon-rev> mib_6uhjri what is your user name for the game ?
#5168 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> Rikairchy - Glad to hear it
#5169 [22:43] <mib_6uhjri> i paid like 20 something for it is that a premium member ?
#5170 [22:43] <Prebuiltslicer> THANKS GREY UV HELPED ME ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ UR AWESOME :) :) :)
#5171 [22:43] <funkeymunkeys> yes
#5172 [22:43] * GreyVulpine winces
#5172 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_6uhjri - Yes
#5173 [22:43] <Prebuiltslicer> bye guys
#5174 [22:43] <funkeymunkeys> just log in
#5175 [22:44] <Prebuiltslicer> voxel PMed me?
#5176 [22:44] <funkeymunkeys> if you can play beta ur premium
#5177 [22:44] <Prebuiltslicer> brb
#5178 [22:44] <Rikairchy> GreyVulpine: you are a god among men
#5179 [22:44] <Prebuiltslicer> um.... hes a bot right
#5180 [22:44] <Prebuiltslicer> Voxelhead is
#5181 [22:44] <lemon-rev> correct
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#5183 [22:44] <Prebuiltslicer> well um annyways bye
#5184 [22:44] <mib_6uhjri> ok yeah im premium im gunna try 2 download again
#5185 [22:44] <funkeymunkeys> ok have fun
#5186 [22:45] <funkeymunkeys> you can download as many times as you want anywhere you want
#5187 [22:45] <curtis> stupid question im sure but i just downloaded minecraft... java is up to date, wont detect it
#5188 [22:45] <funkeymunkeys> are you using java 6 update 26?
#5189 [22:45] <mib_6uhjri> curtis maybe thats the problem im having
#5190 [22:46] <funkeymunkeys> no
#5191 [22:46] <curtis> yes i have latest java
#5192 [22:46] <funkeymunkeys> its not
#5193 [22:46] <lemon-rev> mib_6uhjri can you try login at minecraft.net and clicking broswer?
#5194 [22:46] <funkeymunkeys> http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp prove it
#5195 [22:46] <funkeymunkeys> curtis
#5196 [22:47] <funkeymunkeys> ;)
#5197 [22:47] <mib_6uhjri> Windows does not recognize this MIME type.
#5198 [22:47] <mib_6uhjri> this is what it says
#5199 [22:47] <curtis> Verified Java Version Congratulations! You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26).
#5200 [22:47] <mib_6uhjri> when i download it
#5201 [22:47] <funkeymunkeys> ok
#5202 [22:47] <curtis> for some reason it works on the browser
#5203 [22:47] <curtis> but i need the client to work
#5204 [22:48] <mib_6uhjri> it only gives me the option to find the file or save it
#5205 [22:48] <funkeymunkeys> save it
#5206 [22:48] <mib_6uhjri> ok
#5207 [22:48] <lemon-rev> try on desktop
#5208 [22:48] <funkeymunkeys> desktop
#5209 [22:48] <lemon-rev> lol
#5210 [22:48] <curtis> is on desktop
#5211 [22:48] * funkeymunkeys rawrs
#5211 [22:48] <lemon-rev> ok so after you double click it what happens then ?
#5212 [22:48] <funkeymunkeys> click it
#5213 [22:49] <funkeymunkeys> run it
#5214 [22:49] <curtis> it wants me to select a program
#5215 [22:49] <funkeymunkeys> log into it
#5216 [22:49] <funkeymunkeys> o
#5217 [22:49] <funkeymunkeys> NVM
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#5219 [22:49] <lemon-rev> oh
#5220 [22:49] <funkeymunkeys> thats weird
#5221 [22:50] <lemon-rev> press f2 on the icon and put a .exe at the end
#5222 [22:50] <funkeymunkeys> oooooooo thatl work
#5223 [22:50] <curtis> beautiful :) thanks
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#5225 [22:50] <curtis> im in :)
#5226 [22:50] <funkeymunkeys> YAY
#5227 [22:50] <Puddles> hello i have a question
#5228 [22:51] <funkeymunkeys> i luv u to byby
#5229 [22:51] <curtis> cya
#5230 [22:51] <mib_6uhjri> so i went into documents double clicked on the saved file and it still wont even open it
#5231 [22:52] <Puddles> what is the lowest qualifications a computer needs to run minecraft?
#5232 [22:52] <funkeymunkeys> is it called minecraft and have pic of a block
#5233 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> ?? requirements
#5234 [22:52] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#5235 [22:52] <mib_6uhjri> yeah
#5236 [22:52] <TheNytangel> mib_6uhjri, what kind of file is it?
#5237 [22:52] <Puddles> thank you
#5238 [22:53] <mib_6uhjri> it doesnt say i think an app
#5239 [22:54] <funkeymunkeys> are you on windows
#5240 [22:54] <mib_6uhjri> yeah windows vista
#5241 [22:54] * funkeymunkeys grimices
#5241 [22:54] <funkeymunkeys> jk vistas good
#5242 [22:54] <mib_6uhjri> but i played it on here before i think my mom did system restore and now idk
#5243 [22:55] <funkeymunkeys> stupid mom
#5244 [22:55] <mib_6uhjri> ehhh its ok
#5245 [22:55] <funkeymunkeys> ;)
#5246 [22:55] <TheNytangel> My parents are nice
#5247 [22:55] <TheNytangel> They buy me a bunch of stuff
#5248 [22:55] <funkeymunkeys> me 2! im getting A NEW BED TOMORROW !!!! IM ON A SINGLE BUT IM GETTIN A DOUBEL W00000T!!!!!
#5249 [22:56] <TheNytangel> A 32 inch tv for my room.. 2 desktops.. a laptop.. an iPod..
#5250 [22:56] <mib_6uhjri> itz cuz the people at stupid best buy reccomended to do system restore
#5251 [22:56] <TheNytangel> A bunch of games
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#5253 [22:56] <mib_6uhjri> freakin geek squad
#5254 [22:56] <mib_6uhjri> ugh
#5255 [22:56] <funkeymunkeys> lol
#5256 [22:56] <funkeymunkeys> well
#5257 [22:56] <funkeymunkeys> idk what the solutionays is for dat
#5258 [22:56] <funkeymunkeys> im stupid
#5259 [22:57] <funkeymunkeys> take it back to geeksquad and shove it up their ass
#5260 [22:57] <mib_6uhjri> what the freak do they know im gonna make them buy minecraft 4 me again
#5261 [22:57] <funkeymunkeys> you dont need to buy it agin!!!!
#5262 [22:57] <TheNytangel> mib_6uhjri, may I ask you to ask your question again?
#5263 [22:57] <funkeymunkeys> once you buy it you can download it again
#5264 [22:58] <mib_6uhjri> i can't play minecraft i located the file but it wont open to let me play
#5265 [22:58] <funkeymunkeys> you dont pay to ownload it, you pay to become premium wic has the ability to play and dowload beta
#5266 [22:58] <mib_6uhjri> :-/
#5267 [22:58] <TheNytangel> mib_6uhjri, try and download it and save it to the correct place
#5268 [22:58] <mib_6uhjri> where do i save it to
#5269 [22:58] <funkeymunkeys> and he think he has to buy it again cuz he is a stupid pussy
#5270 [22:58] <funkeymunkeys> jk
#5271 [22:58] <TheNytangel> Where is the path?
#5272 [22:58] <TheNytangel> funkeymunkeys, shut up, if you want to talk, go to #mcchatter
#5273 [22:59] <funkeymunkeys> erm
#5274 [22:59] <funkeymunkeys> aparently im banned from there even though ive never been there?
#5275 [22:59] <mib_6uhjri> i hope ur joking
#5276 [22:59] <mib_6uhjri> munkey man
#5277 [22:59] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_6uhjri teamviewer
#5278 [22:59] <funkeymunkeys> i am jeez
#5279 [22:59] <VoxelHead> mib_6uhjri: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5280 [22:59] <VoxelHead> mib_6uhjri: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5281 [23:00] <mib_6uhjri> i freakin mad where is my freakin mineraft
#5282 [23:00] <TheNytangel> -_-
#5283 [23:00] <mib_6uhjri> ughhhhhhhhh
#5284 [23:00] <TheNytangel> Do you want help or not?
#5285 [23:00] <TheNytangel> Vox told you to download teamviewer so I can help you, so download teamviewer.
#5286 [23:01] <mib_6uhjri> oh sorry yea
#5287 [23:01] <TheNytangel> mib_6uhjri, and then when you download it, pm me or ID and password
#5288 [23:01] <mib_6uhjri> hold on its finishing being downloaded again
#5289 [23:03] <mib_6uhjri> yea i know what teamviewer is
#5290 [23:04] <TheNytangel> Well then
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#5293 [23:05] <hcton> hm
#5294 [23:05] <hcton> he quit??
#5295 [23:05] * kermi [kermi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5296 [23:06] * Prebuiltslicer [Prebuiltslicer@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5297 [23:06] <Prebuiltslicer> hello again
#5298 [23:06] <hcton> hi
#5299 [23:06] <Prebuiltslicer> im having lag :(
#5300 [23:06] <funkeymunkeys> get gamebooster
#5301 [23:06] <Prebuiltslicer> ???
#5302 [23:06] <funkeymunkeys> get optimine/optifog
#5303 [23:06] <Prebuiltslicer> gamebooster?
#5304 [23:06] <kermi> How do I fix the timeout error when trying to enter a server
#5305 [23:06] <funkeymunkeys> yea gambooster is a program that boosts your comp
#5306 [23:06] <Prebuiltslicer> where do i get optimine and optifog?
#5307 [23:07] <kermi> ????
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#5309 [23:07] <funkeymunkeys> when u turn it on and those are mods for lag
#5310 [23:07] <TheNytangel> !google optimine
#5311 [23:07] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optimine&l=0
#5312 [23:07] <TheNytangel> !google optifog
#5313 [23:07] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifog&l=0
#5314 [23:07] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok ty brb
#5315 [23:07] <funkeymunkeys> i luv you
#5316 [23:07] <kermi> How do I fix the timeout error when trying to enter a server
#5317 [23:08] <funkeymunkeys> opticrap doesnt work with aetheer :'(
#5318 [23:08] <funkeymunkeys> idk
#5319 [23:08] <funkeymunkeys> try a different server?
#5320 [23:08] <TheNytangel> ?? error/timedout
#5321 [23:08] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#5322 [23:08] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
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#5324 [23:09] <kermi> i did...
#5325 [23:09] <Rikairchy> Linux=win
#5326 [23:09] <kermi> check the server adress
#5327 [23:09] <kermi> how do i check the java
#5328 [23:09] <funkeymunkeys> http://www.java.com/en/download/testjava.jsp
#5329 [23:10] <kermi> thanks
#5330 [23:10] <funkeymunkeys> :)
#5331 [23:10] <kermi> lemme trry brb
#5332 [23:10] <funkeymunkeys> srry rong one
#5333 [23:10] <funkeymunkeys> http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp this one
#5334 [23:11] <funkeymunkeys> NVM
#5335 [23:11] * funkeymunkeys facepalms
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#5336 [23:12] <kermi> what does it mean when it says i need a plug in
#5337 [23:12] <funkeymunkeys> you need a plug in
#5338 [23:12] <funkeymunkeys> so click ok or w/e
#5339 [23:13] <kermi> w/e? sorry im a tech nerd
#5340 [23:13] <Prebuiltslicer> i cant find optimine+optifog(one i can download annyways
#5341 [23:13] <funkeymunkeys> what ever
#5342 [23:13] <TheNytangel> !google download optifog
#5343 [23:13] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=download+optifog&l=0
#5344 [23:13] <funkeymunkeys> w/e = whatever
#5345 [23:13] <Prebuiltslicer> anny1 know exactilly where i can download it?
#5346 [23:14] <kermi> ooh........
#5347 [23:14] <funkeymunkeys> 1 sec
#5348 [23:14] <funkeymunkeys> http://filecopter.com/files/0hv4WS41311351845.html
#5349 [23:14] <TheNytangel> http://www.fileplanet.com/219635/download/Minecraft---Optifog-Mod
#5350 [23:14] <funkeymunkeys> FIRST!
#5351 [23:14] <Prebuiltslicer> that where i can download it?
#5352 [23:14] <TheNytangel> Second
#5353 [23:14] * mib_yk2h4u [mib_yk2h4u@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5354 [23:14] <funkeymunkeys> HAHAHAHAHA
#5355 [23:14] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5356 [23:15] <TheNytangel> Prebuiltslicer, his is a virus. Click mine
#5357 [23:15] <Product> Hi all.
#5358 [23:15] <funkeymunkeys> WTF really?
#5359 [23:15] <Product> !seen almostroot
#5360 [23:15] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 3days 22hrs 19mins 50secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#5361 [23:15] <Prebuiltslicer> um err ...
#5362 [23:15] <Product> Wow xE
#5363 [23:15] <Product> Ok, brb guys.
#5364 [23:15] <Product> :(
#5365 [23:15] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyBot r u a human?
#5366 [23:15] <funkeymunkeys> do you know how to mod?
#5367 [23:15] <Product> I'll try to fix it.
#5368 [23:15] <TheNytangel> I do
#5369 [23:15] <oldtopman> TheNytangel: Is it really a virus?
#5370 [23:16] <TheNytangel> oldtopman, dunno. Just want him to click mine :)
#5371 [23:16] <Prebuiltslicer> GreyBots a AI isnt he?
#5372 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> no jeezus y does every one hate me !! :'(
#5373 [23:16] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont i like u
#5374 [23:16] <Product> Of course he's a bot lol.
#5375 [23:16] <Prebuiltslicer> (not in a gay way)
#5376 [23:16] <funkeymunkeys> i luv u to
#5377 [23:16] <Prebuiltslicer> :O
#5378 [23:17] <Prebuiltslicer> :O :O
#5379 [23:17] <Prebuiltslicer> WTF?!
#5380 [23:17] * funkeymunkeys kisses prebuiltslicer
#5380 [23:17] <Prebuiltslicer> :O :O :O
#5381 [23:17] <oldtopman> funkeymunkeys: First, TheNytangel has been here longer than you. Second, it is wildly popular to put keyloggers out to get passowrds/usernames. Third, someone who can't spell does NOT get the benefit of the doubt in my book.
#5382 [23:17] <Prebuiltslicer> :O :O:O
#5383 [23:17] <Prebuiltslicer> who the hek r u?
#5384 [23:17] * TheNytangel gets a tear in his eye
#5384 [23:18] <funkeymunkeys> you seriously think the link from the minecraft fromumsoptimine/optifog sonload is a virus
#5385 [23:18] <Prebuiltslicer> im geting confused!
#5386 [23:18] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5387 [23:18] <Prebuiltslicer> :O
#5388 [23:18] <funkeymunkeys> i cant type
#5389 [23:18] <oldtopman> funkeymunkeys: I did not say that. I asked TheNytangel is he was making a joke and he said yes.
#5390 [23:18] <Prebuiltslicer> IM CONFUSED!
#5391 [23:18] <funkeymunkeys> JNFWBFNKJGWKRGIWRGFGNRNGGNDNNJVNJDSVVSDNJVSDNJVSDNJVDSNJVDNJVDNJVDNJDVSNJVDNJVDNJDVEWEWUHRWBR
#5392 [23:18] <oldtopman> funkeymunkeys: My point exactly.
#5393 [23:18] <funkeymunkeys> ok im dun now
#5394 [23:18] <TheNytangel> Prebuiltslicer, you are confused because you are prebuilt
#5395 [23:18] <Prebuiltslicer> im CONFUSED
#5396 [23:18] <Prebuiltslicer> WHERE DO I GO!?
#5397 [23:19] <TheNytangel> First, to your caps lock key
#5398 [23:19] <funkeymunkeys> to a link that one of us postd
#5399 [23:19] <TheNytangel> http://www.fileplanet.com/219635/download/Minecraft---Optifog-Mod
#5400 [23:19] <Prebuiltslicer> os sorry
#5401 [23:19] <funkeymunkeys> http://filecopter.com/files/0hv4WS41311351845.html
#5402 [23:19] <Prebuiltslicer> ok um brb
#5403 [23:19] <funkeymunkeys> this ones the best
#5404 [23:19] <funkeymunkeys> mine
#5405 [23:19] <TheNytangel> Don't trust the .html pages >:o
#5406 [23:19] <funkeymunkeys> y?
#5407 [23:19] <TheNytangel> Because then the people suck at coding
#5408 [23:20] <funkeymunkeys> is yours optimine = + optifog?
#5409 [23:20] <Prebuiltslicer> back
#5410 [23:21] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i use it?
#5411 [23:21] <funkeymunkeys> o great
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#5413 [23:21] <TheNytangel> See, look how bland filecopter is XD
#5414 [23:21] <funkeymunkeys> :(
#5415 [23:21] <Prebuiltslicer> i put the i and mw in the texture pack folder right?
#5416 [23:21] <funkeymunkeys> no
#5417 [23:21] <Wjaredh> Hello?
#5418 [23:21] <Prebuiltslicer> how do i use?
#5419 [23:21] <funkeymunkeys> do u have winrar?
#5420 [23:21] <Prebuiltslicer> um ..
#5421 [23:21] <Prebuiltslicer> no
#5422 [23:22] <funkeymunkeys> or zip opener?
#5423 [23:22] <Prebuiltslicer> i hope i have a zip opener im using the texture pack thats a zip
#5424 [23:22] <funkeymunkeys> can u open it?
#5425 [23:22] <Prebuiltslicer> the file?
#5426 [23:22] <funkeymunkeys> yea
#5427 [23:22] <Prebuiltslicer> yes
#5428 [23:22] <Wjaredh> Could someone please help me?
#5429 [23:23] <Prebuiltslicer> theres i & mw
#5430 [23:23] <funkeymunkeys> ok so go .minecraft then the bin
#5431 [23:23] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#5432 [23:23] <funkeymunkeys> what is i and mw mean?
#5433 [23:23] <TheNytangel> ??> Wjaredh ask
#5434 [23:23] <VoxelHead> Wjaredh: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5435 [23:23] <VoxelHead> Wjaredh: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5436 [23:23] <funkeymunkeys> open the minecraff.jar in the bin with a zip file opener
#5437 [23:24] <Wjaredh> I need help to make a server on my Mac OSX
#5438 [23:24] <TheNytangel> ??> Wjaredh smp/serversetup
#5439 [23:24] <VoxelHead> Wjaredh: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#5440 [23:24] <VoxelHead> Wjaredh: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#5442 [23:25] <Wjaredh> Okay thanks. I'll be back if it doesn't work.
#5443 [23:25] <Prebuiltslicer> there i put them in the bin
#5444 [23:25] <funkeymunkeys> open the minecraft.jar in the bin with a zip file opener prebuiltslicer
#5445 [23:25] <Prebuiltslicer> now what?
#5446 [23:25] <funkeymunkeys> not the bin the JAR
#5447 [23:25] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok
#5448 [23:25] <funkeymunkeys> called minecraft thats in the bin
#5449 [23:25] <funkeymunkeys> did you open the file you donwloaded?
#5450 [23:26] <Prebuiltslicer> there is no jar?
#5451 [23:26] <KRYINGKACTUS> Hey does anybody know how to get Minecraft to work for Ubuntu 11.04? i open it with the javaJDK runtime 6 (or something like that) and it loads but then crashes. what do?
#5452 [23:26] <funkeymunkeys> its just called minecraft
#5453 [23:26] <Prebuiltslicer> oh ok brb
#5454 [23:27] <KRYINGKACTUS> anybody
#5455 [23:27] <funkeymunkeys> once you open it DELETE the METAINF folder then open your mod and drag all of the contents into the jar file, unless the mod states otherwise in a redme .txt
#5456 [23:27] <funkeymunkeys> readme.txt file*
#5457 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> there they r in the jar!
#5458 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> so now what?
#5459 [23:28] <funkeymunkeys> delete METAINF
#5460 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> um ok brb
#5461 [23:28] <funkeymunkeys> there is a folder called metainf KILL IT
#5462 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> where i no c it
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#5464 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> LOL kill it
#5465 [23:28] <funkeymunkeys> its in caps
#5466 [23:28] <funkeymunkeys> its EVIL
#5467 [23:28] <Prebuiltslicer> um ill look again
#5468 [23:28] <funkeymunkeys> seriously
#5469 [23:29] <CarlG> What do you do if there is no META-INF in your minecraft.jar folder?
#5470 [23:29] <funkeymunkeys> play
#5471 [23:29] <funkeymunkeys> if there is no meta inf your good
#5472 [23:29] <CarlG> last time i tried installing a mod without deleting a non-existent meta inf my game kept black screening
#5473 [23:29] <funkeymunkeys> just make sure there isnt cuz itl cause black screen
#5474 [23:29] <Prebuiltslicer> i cant find it
#5475 [23:29] <Prebuiltslicer> i dont think i have it
#5476 [23:29] <funkeymunkeys> well try to play
#5477 [23:29] <CarlG> ill try this time but alright
#5478 [23:30] <Prebuiltslicer> ill go try now brb
#5479 [23:30] <funkeymunkeys> cya baby
#5480 [23:30] <funkeymunkeys> ;)
#5481 [23:31] <Prebuiltslicer> no black screen but no extra options o well ill try later G2GCULB
#5482 [23:31] <CarlG> wierf
#5483 [23:32] <CarlG> maybe last time i failed instalation
#5484 [23:32] <funkeymunkeys> dude,,
#5485 [23:32] <funkeymunkeys> shOOOT HE DIDNT INSTALL MODLAODER AND HE LEFT GGRGRGRGRGGR
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#5487 [23:32] <CarlG> worked this time
#5488 [23:32] <funkeymunkeys> GRAWR!!!?!?!?!#!#!
#5489 [23:32] <funkeymunkeys> FUELKCK
#5490 [23:32] <funkeymunkeys> ok
#5491 [23:34] <funkeymunkeys> HRmf, optimine+optifog say their compatible with aether but when i try balck screen o death
#5492 [23:34] <funkeymunkeys> ok ByBy i G2G
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#5496 [23:41] <MrOrange98> When I try to run minecraft, after the Mojang Screen it just says that minecraft crashes. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
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#5498 [23:43] <MrOrange98> Hello
#5499 [23:44] <TheNytangel> Hi
#5500 [23:44] <TheNytangel> Did you install any mods?
#5501 [23:44] <MrOrange98> Ya, magic wand
#5502 [23:44] <TheNytangel> ?? forceupdate
#5503 [23:44] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5504 [23:44] <VoxelHead> forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#5505 [23:45] <MrOrange98> Ok ill try it
#5506 [23:45] <MrOrange98> It said failed to launch
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#5508 [23:46] <TheNytangel> Your using windows?
#5509 [23:46] <MrOrange98> No mac
#5510 [23:46] <TheNytangel> ??> MrOrange98 mac/reinst
#5511 [23:46] <VoxelHead> MrOrange98: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5512 [23:46] <VoxelHead> MrOrange98: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5513 [23:46] <MrOrange98> Ok, thanks
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#5515 [23:50] <mib_81uiew> I am having problems keeping the game running. It will run for about 2 minutes then just goes away. I have tried reloading, no luck. I updated my java, no luck.
#5516 [23:50] <TheNytangel> mib_81uiew, how much RAM do you have?
#5517 [23:51] <mib_81uiew> I am not sure but I think it is 2 gigs
#5518 [23:51] <ylluminate> hey guys, attempted to install OptiFine 1.7.3_HD_F_MTL and got an exception in my system.log (mac os x):
#5519 [23:51] <ylluminate> Exception in thread "Thread-8" java.lang.SecurityException: SHA1 digest error for cv.class
#5520 [23:51] <ylluminate> any ideas?
#5521 [23:51] <TheNytangel> ylluminate, try reinstall minecraft, then reinstall the mod
#5522 [23:52] <ylluminate> kk, let me see
#5523 [23:52] <ylluminate> wipe out ~/Library/Application Support/minecraft, right?
#5524 [23:52] <TheNytangel> Erm
#5525 [23:52] <TheNytangel> ??> ylluminate mac/reinst
#5526 [23:52] <VoxelHead> ylluminate: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5527 [23:52] <VoxelHead> ylluminate: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5528 [23:52] <ylluminate> k, cool
#5529 [23:53] <TheNytangel> Does mib_81uiew have any mods?
#5530 [23:53] <mib_81uiew> no just the plain jane
#5531 [23:53] <TheNytangel> Huh
#5532 [23:53] <TheNytangel> Do you get any errors?
#5533 [23:54] <mib_81uiew> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x6984dee6, pid=5620, tid=1012 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.dll+0x34dee6]
#5534 [23:54] <TheNytangel> Ah
#5535 [23:54] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_81uiew error/javacrash
#5536 [23:54] <VoxelHead> mib_81uiew: (error/javacrash) A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#5537 [23:54] <VoxelHead> mib_81uiew: (error/javacrash) This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
#5538 [23:55] <TheNytangel> And if you need it
#5539 [23:55] <TheNytangel> ?? javara
#5540 [23:55] <TheNytangel> ?? win/javara
#5541 [23:55] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5542 [23:55] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5543 [23:55] <mib_81uiew> ok thanks guys
#5544 [23:58] <ylluminate> hmm same thing
#5545 [23:58] <ylluminate> interesting.
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#5548 [23:59] <daxter_zing> hello