#1 [00:00] <mib_tetf4t> I can't download the game or play it in the browser, can anyone help?
#2 [00:02] <ylluminate> well tried 1.7.3_HD_F straight
#3 [00:02] <ylluminate> neither works
#4 [00:02] <ylluminate> looks like i'm screwed
#5 [00:03] <ylluminate> wonder if it's a lion issue
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#9 [00:05] <Leetskillz> does anyone know if there's anything on the website like haspaid that gives information
#10 [00:05] <Leetskillz> because I'm trying to see what information on my account is still intact and not corrupted
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#13 [00:10] <calatalee> How can i fix the connection time out error when accessesing a server
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#15 [00:10] <Sorenowl8808> game wont work in browser-
#16 [00:11] <Sorenowl8808> any help?
#17 [00:11] <tyteen4a03> hi
#18 [00:11] <Sorenowl8808> hi
#19 [00:11] <tyteen4a03> Sorenowl8808: Are you playing classic or beta?
#20 [00:11] <Sorenowl8808> beta
#21 [00:12] <tyteen4a03> what happens when you try to play in the browser?
#22 [00:12] <Sorenowl8808> classic dont work either- screen goes white after java msg pops up
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#24 [00:13] <Sorenowl8808> says cert expired and both cancel and allow does the white screen
#25 [00:13] <tyteen4a03> Please update your java
#26 [00:13] <tyteen4a03> are you behind a firewall/router?
#27 [00:13] <mib_fajogx> Is this for help only about minecraft content? or can I ask questions on if other people are having issues with voice programs, aka vent teamspeak and mumble
#28 [00:13] <Sorenowl8808> i think its newest java and there is a router
#29 [00:14] <tyteen4a03> mib_fajogx: Yes, this help channel is for MC only, but if there are anybody who can help around, you can try to ask, but don't expect your question to have a high priority
#30 [00:15] <tyteen4a03> Soenowl8808: Can you tell me your version of java by going here: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#31 [00:15] <Sorenowl8808> if ur mic dont work make sure u dont need to hit certain keys
#32 [00:15] <Sorenowl8808> 1 sec
#33 [00:16] <Sorenowl8808> software update is checkin
#34 [00:16] <mib_fajogx> hmmm, well at any rate, if anyone can help that would be awesome, cause there is almost no support for it -.- kinda annoying, also, when I have my mc close to full screen, it tends to crash after awhile, memory issues, I know my comp shouldnt be having issues with this, any suggestions?
#35 [00:17] <tyteen4a03> mib_fajogx: Are you saying that it crashes when you try to run MC in full screen?
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#37 [00:18] <mib_fajogx> yea, I enlarge the minecraft screen, start to play, then it craps out saying It has run out of memory, and I need to restart mc in order to play again
#38 [00:19] <Cody> Fellows online?
#39 [00:19] <mib_fajogx> I have more then enough ram, cpu, and I have updated java over and over, and reinstalled, dont know what else to do O.O
#40 [00:20] <Guest57273> I know that feeling. I haven't been able to get Minecraft working past the black screen.
#41 [00:20] <tyteen4a03> Guest57273: Do you have a mod/texturepack installed?
#42 [00:21] <Sorenowl8808> takin forever to check--- and no
#43 [00:21] <tyteen4a03> mib_fajogx: sec
#44 [00:21] <Guest57273> No. I have it vanilla.
#45 [00:21] <tyteen4a03> Sorenowl8808: then there is a high chance your java installation is either not the newest, or something is wrong
#46 [00:21] <tyteen4a03> ??> Sorenowl8808 javara
#47 [00:21] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#48 [00:21] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#49 [00:21] <tyteen4a03> ??> Sorenowl8808 win/javara
#50 [00:21] <VoxelHead> Sorenowl8808: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#51 [00:21] <VoxelHead> Sorenowl8808: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#52 [00:21] <Sorenowl8808> thx will try
#53 [00:22] <Sorenowl8808> and i have mac
#54 [00:22] <tyteen4a03> oh, then not that
#55 [00:22] <tyteen4a03> try reinstalling then
#56 [00:22] <Sorenowl8808> reinstall wat
#57 [00:23] <Guest57273> I download the .exe, run it, then when it gets to "Done loading!" it flashes to black, then tends to do that symptom of where you flash a window on it and it mirrors it.
#58 [00:23] <tyteen4a03> Sorenowl8808: java
#59 [00:23] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_fajogx win/dxdiag
#60 [00:24] <VoxelHead> mib_fajogx: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#61 [00:24] <VoxelHead> mib_fajogx: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#62 [00:24] <tyteen4a03> Guest57273: did MC work before?
#63 [00:24] <Sorenowl8808> mac- no win key-
#64 [00:24] <tyteen4a03> no, that wasn't towards you
#65 [00:25] <Sorenowl8808> o srry lol
#66 [00:25] <Guest57273> It only works when I play it through firefox.
#67 [00:28] <mib_fajogx> http://pastebin.com/RQwYrMV0
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#69 [00:29] <mib_ug9kw0> somebody can help me whit minecraft here ?
#70 [00:30] <mib_ug9kw0> I need a human being to fix a problem ....not a f..... machine
#71 [00:30] <Guest57273> But mib.
#72 [00:30] <Guest57273> We are the machine.
#73 [00:31] <mib_ug9kw0> lol
#74 [00:32] <mib_fajogx> Is that what you wanted to see Voxel?
#75 [00:32] <mib_ug9kw0> hey man, I bought the game a month ago but I can't play multiplayer yet
#76 [00:32] <tyteen4a03> mib_ug9kw0: what happens when you try to?
#77 [00:33] <tyteen4a03> mib_ug9kw0: ANALYZING... PLEASE WAIT A SECOND. [/boty]
#78 [00:33] <Guest57273> I got it for free, and it's only pitch black
#79 [00:34] <mib_ug9kw0> it's show USER NOT PREMIUM
#80 [00:35] <mib_ug9kw0> I have my purshase confirm and everything but ...still user not premium ! since a month
#81 [00:37] <mib_ug9kw0> I've send 2 time repport of the problem but no answers .. I can't talk whit nobody cause there's not phone number
#82 [00:39] <AG_Scott> ?? account
#83 [00:39] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#84 [00:39] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#85 [00:40] <tyteen4a03> mib_ug9kw0: Username please?
#86 [00:40] <AG_Scott> If you aren't getting a response after using that form (and give them a few days to respond), you should contact your card issuer and proceed with a chargeback.
#87 [00:40] <mib_ug9kw0> parizzz_82
#88 [00:40] <AG_Scott> mib_ug9kw0 see agove
#89 [00:40] <AG_Scott> above*
#90 [00:41] <mib_fajogx> o.o so you have no idea whats wrong?
#91 [00:41] <mib_ug9kw0> nop
#92 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> Guest57273: Are you downloading the exe via Firefox or are you running it through firefox?
#93 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> mib_fajogx: I am trying to figure out the solution
#94 [00:41] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#95 [00:41] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#96 [00:42] <tyteen4a03> AG_Scott: do you remember the bat which allocates more RAM to java?
#97 [00:42] <tyteen4a03> I mean, the command
#98 [00:42] <AG_Scott> mib_ug9kw0 we have no affiliation with Mojang and can't help with billing stuff.
#99 [00:42] <AG_Scott> this is just community support.
#100 [00:42] <mib_ug9kw0> ok
#101 [00:43] <mib_ug9kw0> but I don't remember the thing with java
#102 [00:43] <Guest57273> Tyteen4a03: Both. I can play online through Firefox, but I really want to keep from having too many things running. Laptop and such.
#103 [00:43] <Guest57273> The .exe ends up going to the blank screen.
#104 [00:44] <mib_ug9kw0> I remember to download the minecraft game on the minecraft.net and I had to download something whit java
#105 [00:44] <tyteen4a03> ??> Guest57273 win/dxdiag
#106 [00:44] <VoxelHead> Guest57273: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#107 [00:44] <VoxelHead> Guest57273: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#110 [00:46] <Guest57273> http://pastebin.com/n7ADmDJM
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#113 [00:50] <tyteen4a03> Guest57273: I am sorry, but your notebook's probably too old to play MC
#114 [00:50] <tyteen4a03> your notebook was released back in 2005...
#115 [00:50] <Guest57273> ...Well yeah it's a Dell business laptop.
#116 [00:50] <Guest57273> Plays fine through Firefox. I'd just like to know why it doesn't play through the .exe.
#117 [00:51] <pickle> HI ... can anyone help me with the installation of minecraft onto our mac comp. I promised my son id work it out and am failing miserably. have paid last night.
#118 [00:51] <tyteen4a03> Guest57273: It's probably an issue with your graphics card
#119 [00:51] <tyteen4a03> you can try updating your graphics card driver
#120 [00:51] <tyteen4a03> pickle: username please?
#121 [00:51] <pickle> charlie5443126
#122 [00:52] <tyteen4a03> !paid charlie5443126
#123 [00:52] <tyteen4a03> What happens when you try to run it?
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#125 [00:54] <pickle> asks for username and password then says login failed and not down loaded
#126 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> pickle - Make sure the username and password is correct
#127 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> pickle - Use the password recover at http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp if you need to reset it
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#129 [00:59] <pickle> have already done that but will do again
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#133 [01:20] <xarcus> How do u update ur Minecraft server
#134 [01:21] <tyteen4a03> xarcus: what server software are you running?
#135 [01:22] <xarcus> port forward
#136 [01:22] <tyteen4a03> xarcus: huh?
#137 [01:22] <xarcus> nvm
#138 [01:22] <tyteen4a03> ...
#139 [01:23] <tyteen4a03> probably bukkit then
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#141 [01:32] <pickle> thanks ..all sorted!
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#146 [01:36] <mib_6yzn5t> hello
#147 [01:36] <mib_6yzn5t> hello?
#148 [01:36] <Opeth> Hm?
#149 [01:36] <mib_6yzn5t> i need help
#150 [01:37] <mib_6yzn5t> can u help me
#151 [01:37] <stomper> hello,i need help putting a shortcut on my desktop.
#152 [01:37] <Opeth> What is your problem mib_1320xw?
#153 [01:37] <mib_1320xw> i log on to minecraft and it says that i need to update... i try the update and it says" fatal error" and then says a folder. ive tried updating all the software on my computer but it still wont work. what should i do?
#154 [01:37] <Opeth> stomper - Are you using Windows?
#155 [01:37] <mib_6yzn5t> its about minecraft
#156 [01:37] <Opeth> ...
#157 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - Could you tell us what your problem is?
#158 [01:37] <mib_1320xw> yea its on a mac
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#160 [01:37] <stomper> yes windows 7
#161 [01:38] <Sorenowl8808> voxel- no change after update/ reinstall
#162 [01:38] <Phate45> mib_6yzn5t: state your problem already
#163 [01:38] <mib_6yzn5t> i want to play minecraft and i log in and i try to play offline
#164 [01:38] <mib_6yzn5t> than
#165 [01:38] <mib_1320xw> i log on to minecraft and it says that i need to update... i try the update and it says" fatal error" and then says a folder. ive tried updating all the software on my computer but it still wont work. what should i do?
#166 [01:38] <Phate45> Sorenowl8808: are you sure you are talking to the right person?
#167 [01:38] <mib_1320xw> no idk
#168 [01:39] <Sorenowl8808> no- lol
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#170 [01:39] <mib_6yzn5t> can someone help
#171 [01:39] <Opeth> mib_6yzn5t - Have you purchased the game?
#172 [01:39] <mib_1320xw> yes
#173 [01:39] <Sorenowl8808> was on earlier- i cant get game to work in browser
#174 [01:39] <mib_6yzn5t> yea
#175 [01:39] <mib_6yzn5t> o
#176 [01:39] <mib_1320xw> someone help me: i log on to minecraft and it says that i need to update... i try the update and it says" fatal error" and then says a folder. ive tried updating all the software on my computer but it still wont work. what should i do?
#177 [01:39] <mib_6yzn5t> no
#178 [01:39] <Phate45> Sorenowl8808: what does it say
#179 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_1320xw - Try going to /users/yourname/Library/Application support/minecraft and deleting everything in there except for saves
#180 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - Then you can't play minecraft. Try paying for an account
#181 [01:39] <mib_6yzn5t> i downloded it from the website
#182 [01:40] <mib_6yzn5t> minecraft.net
#183 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - You need a premium/paid account to play minecraft beta
#184 [01:40] <Sorenowl8808> pops up a certificate error and says allow or cancel- both cause a white screen
#185 [01:40] <Sorenowl8808> im usin mac
#186 [01:40] <mib_1mrjpx> What's weird is how on Firefox, the little java console at the task bar actually pops up, while if I'm running the .exe, it just gets stuck.
#187 [01:40] <mib_6yzn5t> i downloded it from the website minecraft.net
#188 [01:40] <Phate45> Sorenowl8808: >.> i dont own a mac, therefore ask someone else
#189 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - You need a premium/paid account to play minecraft beta
#190 [01:41] <mib_6yzn5t> so can u help
#191 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> We already did, mib_6yzn5t
#192 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - You need a premium/paid account to play minecraft beta
#193 [01:41] <mib_6yzn5t> i want to play offline
#194 [01:41] <Phate45> mib_6yzn5t: you HAVE TO pay
#195 [01:41] <Sorenowl8808> any1 on earlier i talked to?
#196 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> Offline is not free
#197 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - You need a premium/paid account to play minecraft beta
#198 [01:41] <mib_1mrjpx> Legally anyways.
#199 [01:42] <mib_6yzn5t> minecraft.net
#200 [01:42] <mib_6yzn5t> is the origional website
#201 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - The download from minecraft.net is just a launcher. To actually get the files to play it, you need to log in with a premium account
#202 [01:42] <mib_6yzn5t> but it said this
#203 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - That means, actually paying for an account. Since you haven't, you can't play
#204 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> "User not premium"?
#205 [01:43] <mib_6yzn5t> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#206 [01:43] <mib_1320xw> thank u
#207 [01:43] <Phate45> mib_6yzn5t: update your drivers then
#208 [01:43] <GreyVulpine> Still, try paying for an account before you ask for help on a product that's not free
#209 [01:43] <mib_1320xw> sosososososo much
#210 [01:43] <mib_6yzn5t> how
#211 [01:43] <mib_1320xw> greyvulpine thank u so much
#212 [01:43] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#212 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_6yzn5t - You need to pay for an account to play minecraft beta, the download from the website.
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#214 [01:44] <Phate45> well
#215 [01:44] <TheBadShepperd> GreyVulpine is unloved.
#216 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> God, they don't listen
#217 [01:44] <Phate45> he stated OpenGL problem
#218 [01:44] <Phate45> few lines back
#219 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> He's already stated that he hasn't paid
#220 [01:44] <Phate45> well yea
#221 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> Wouldn't have mattered if he did update his video drivers
#222 [01:45] * Phate45 bows down before the almighty GreyVulpine
#222 [01:45] <Phate45> ;-)
#223 [01:46] <Sorenowl8808> any1 here have mac??
#224 [01:47] <Sorenowl8808> no?//
#225 [01:48] <Sorenowl8808> kbai
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#227 [01:56] <mib_1mrjpx> Hm. Firefox plays Minecraft fine. I just don't understand what would cause it to black out in the .exe. Couldn't be graphics, it'd crap in firefox then, right?
#228 [01:57] <Phate45> mib_1mrjpx: do you get any error log when it goes black in the exe?
#229 [01:57] <mib_1mrjpx> No. Nothing pops up. It simply eats up processing power and ram like crazy. The java icon doesn't even pop up at the bottom right in the taskbar.
#230 [01:58] <Phate45> have you tried to install any mods?
#231 [01:58] <mib_1mrjpx> No.
#232 [01:58] <Phate45> so you have basic vanilla minecraft
#233 [01:58] <mib_1mrjpx> Tried installing mods to make it work though. Didn't work then either. Working off a fresh install.
#234 [01:58] <mib_1mrjpx> Yes.
#235 [01:58] <Phate45> hmm
#236 [01:58] <mib_1mrjpx> Right now, basic vanilla.
#237 [01:59] <Phate45> have you tried downloading the other .exe?
#238 [01:59] <mib_1mrjpx> There's no?
#239 [01:59] <mib_1mrjpx> Two*
#240 [01:59] <Phate45> there is
#241 [01:59] <Phate45> wait a sec
#242 [01:59] <Phate45> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#243 [01:59] <Phate45> there are two versions for windows
#244 [01:59] <Phate45> try the second one
#245 [02:00] <mib_1mrjpx> Alright, I'll give that a try then.
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#248 [02:05] <Taylard> Hey dude (mincraft) you spelled minEcraft wrong, just sayin
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#250 [02:09] <mincraft> help my minecraft is not letting me log in it ses login failed play of line is litte up and underneth in ses not downloaded
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#252 [02:09] <Taylard> Aaaaaanyway It keeps telling me an error occured while loading the applet. any help?
#253 [02:10] <Supa> Hi, I am going to rent a server, and I was just wondering what mod allows you to use the /home and /sethome commands. I always get lost...
#254 [02:11] <Supa> Anyone know?
#255 [02:11] <Taylard> Ugh I swear you only get help during the day.
#256 [02:11] <Taylard> Sorry bro
#257 [02:11] <Phate45> Supa: try asking in #risucraft
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#259 [02:11] <Phate45> there are the main modders here
#260 [02:12] <Taylard> later guys
#261 [02:12] <Supa> Thanks, I'll try.
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#267 [02:37] <mib_sfqr4d> is there a way to buy minecraft with a prepaid mastercard
#268 [02:38] <Phate45> ?? account
#269 [02:38] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#270 [02:38] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#271 [02:39] <Phate45> ??> mib_sfqr4d account
#272 [02:39] <VoxelHead> mib_sfqr4d: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#273 [02:39] <VoxelHead> mib_sfqr4d: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
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#278 [03:07] <mmuhic> hi
#279 [03:08] <mmuhic> Anyone knows if it is possible to make server spawn monsters and regenerate health at the same time?
#280 [03:08] <mmuhic> I wans slimes to spawn but dont want players to be killed by monsters too often
#281 [03:08] <Opeth> Set mode to peaceful?
#282 [03:12] <mmuhic> theres no mode property in server.properties.
#283 [03:12] <mmuhic> and I didnt find anythign on google :)
#284 [03:15] <Opeth> Hm
#285 [03:16] <mmuhic> I know player can set difficulty in options, but I dont think that affects them if they're on multiplayer server. Or does it?
#286 [03:17] <Opeth> It doesn't.
#287 [03:17] <Opeth> Er, try asking in the #bukkit channel?
#288 [03:17] <Calinou> mmuhic: possible with bukkit plugins
#289 [03:17] <Calinou> and, #bukkit is in espernet
#290 [03:19] <mmuhic> oh. so what's the default difficulty of the server?
#291 [03:21] <mmuhic> so If I have spawn-monster set to false the slimes wont spawn either ? :S
#292 [03:21] <Opeth> Not certain.
#293 [03:23] <mmuhic> :/
#294 [03:24] <Phate45> mmuhic: they wont, slimes are considered hostile mobs
#295 [03:24] <Phate45> --> monsters
#296 [03:28] <mmuhic> tnx
#297 [03:29] <mmuhic> another question is, are characters transferable ? can I play with one character on all servers?
#298 [03:29] <Phate45> mmuhic: what 'character' do you mean?
#299 [03:30] <mmuhic> when I log in to another server I get new character -> my items are gone
#300 [03:31] <Calinou> no, not possible
#301 [03:31] <mmuhic> ok
#302 [03:31] <Calinou> and probably will not be the case
#303 [03:32] <Calinou> imagine, a creative server, spawn 64 diamond blocks, move to legit server, have 64*9 diamonds. A bit easy, eh? :D
#304 [03:32] <mmuhic> I see
#305 [03:32] <mmuhic> :)
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#308 [03:47] <mib_98ha9x> it loads but the screen gose black
#309 [03:48] <mib_98ha9x> PLS HELP ME
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#312 [03:49] <SinZ> On the stats page on minecraft.net, whats the * mean
#313 [03:50] <Calinou> stats page?
#314 [03:51] <Calinou> you mean "Profile"?
#315 [03:51] <Calinou> it hides the email address...
#316 [03:51] <Opeth> No Cali.
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#322 [04:03] <SinZ> Calinou: No, i mean the stats page.
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#324 [04:03] <Calinou> there is no stats page on minecraft.net, only ingame
#325 [04:04] <KingRogue> hi
#326 [04:04] <Phate45> KingRogue: hello
#327 [04:04] <Calinou> hey, ask your question directly
#328 [04:05] <KingRogue> when i run my minecraft game an error report comes up
#329 [04:05] <KingRogue> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 5/08/11 6:01 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows XP (x86) version 5.1 Java: 1.6.0_2
#330 [04:05] <Opeth> Sinz - Seems to be no mark for it currently, most likely it would link to an origin date or estimation (not including gift codes).
#331 [04:06] <KingRogue> ???
#332 [04:06] <RiGi> i hate words like origin :)
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#335 [04:06] <Phate45> KingRogue: for one, use pastebin, for two, update your drivers
#336 [04:07] <KingRogue> pastebin?
#337 [04:07] <Phate45> ww.pastebin.com
#338 [04:07] <Phate45> www.pastebin.com*
#339 [04:07] <Phate45> darn
#340 [04:08] <Phate45> ??> KingRogue pastebin
#341 [04:08] <VoxelHead> KingRogue: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#342 [04:08] <KingRogue> ok
#343 [04:09] <KingRogue> http://pastebin.com/HzXqmRTd
#344 [04:10] <Phate45> KingRogue: update your graphic drivers
#345 [04:11] <KingRogue> how do u do that...?
#346 [04:14] <KingRogue> ...
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#348 [04:14] <ThinkRusty87> www.sparkschat.com
#349 [04:14] <ThinkRusty87> irc.sparkschat.com
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#352 [04:16] <KingRogue> ...
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#354 [04:19] <KingRogue> so.......
#355 [04:22] <Opeth> KingRogue - Do you know what Graphics Card you have?
#356 [04:22] <KingRogue> no
#357 [04:22] <Opeth> ?? win/dxdiag
#358 [04:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#359 [04:22] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#361 [04:23] <mib_1a6gkt> ed
#362 [04:24] <mib_1a6gkt> im confused
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#364 [04:24] <KingRogue> ok give me a sec
#365 [04:24] <username> ok?
#366 [04:25] <huddler> hello
#367 [04:25] <username> yeah im confused
#368 [04:26] <KingRogue> Card name: Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset Family
#369 [04:26] <huddler> does any one know whats happend when the loading screen just has a baar almost finished and says done loading
#370 [04:26] <KingRogue> Chip type: Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset
#371 [04:27] <username> ?????
#372 [04:27] <username> im having different problems
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#374 [04:30] <username> im just going to leave
#375 [04:30] <KingRogue> ......
#376 [04:30] <username> ??????
#377 [04:30] <KingRogue> i got probs aswell
#378 [04:30] <username> yep
#379 [04:30] <KingRogue> u could come back later.....
#380 [04:31] <username> ill come tomorrow
#381 [04:31] <KingRogue> hmmm
#382 [04:32] <username> ................................
#383 [04:32] <username> still thinking
#384 [04:32] <KingRogue> ...................................................................................................................
#385 [04:33] <KingRogue> every1 just left...
#386 [04:33] <username> thinking alot that my head is about to blow
#387 [04:33] <username> y u here?
#388 [04:33] <KingRogue> my game cant load
#389 [04:33] <KingRogue> it comes up with a message saying bad video card drivers......
#390 [04:34] <username> i bought the game but haven't got the confirmation email
#391 [04:34] <KingRogue> i dont think that you do....
#392 [04:35] <Phate45> ??> username support
#393 [04:35] <username> maybe is ur video card
#394 [04:35] <VoxelHead> username: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#395 [04:35] <username> thnx for the help
#396 [04:35] <KingRogue> u do but you dont need it....
#397 [04:36] <username> it still tell me i need to buy it
#398 [04:36] <KingRogue> ok....
#399 [04:36] <KingRogue> can any1 help me or should i just go?
#400 [04:36] <Phate45> KingRogue: i already told you to update your drivers
#401 [04:36] <KingRogue> how?
#402 [04:38] <Phate45> http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/
#403 [04:38] <username> yeah ill probably use paypal
#404 [04:38] <Phate45> username: what is your MC username?
#405 [04:39] <KingRogue> ty phate
#406 [04:39] <username> erik5106
#407 [04:40] <Phate45> !paid erik5106
#408 [04:40] <Phate45> well, it says you didnt pay
#409 [04:40] <username> i did it 2 times
#410 [04:41] <username> and it says transaction complete
#411 [04:41] <Phate45> well, i cant really help you with it
#412 [04:41] <Phate45> ??> username account
#413 [04:41] <VoxelHead> username: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#414 [04:41] <VoxelHead> username: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#415 [04:43] <username> k but still nothing
#416 [04:44] <Phate45> you sent a ticket, right?
#417 [04:45] <username> yep i think
#418 [04:45] <Phate45> username: mojang is small company, just wait few hours or a day/two
#419 [04:46] <username> it says request recived
#420 [04:46] <Phate45> yea
#421 [04:46] <Phate45> but somebody has to read and reply to that
#422 [04:46] <username> ok thank u
#423 [04:46] <Phate45> how many of these do you think mojang gets per day?
#424 [04:46] <username> idk
#425 [04:46] <Phate45> trust me, a LOT
#426 [04:47] <Phate45> so it takes time to resolve each one
#427 [04:47] <username> ok
#428 [04:47] <username> ill check on my minecraft account tomorrow
#429 [04:47] <Phate45> ;-)
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#431 [04:48] <username> ok thanks alot
#432 [04:48] <Phate45> you're welcome
#433 [04:48] * Phate45 tips hat
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#439 [05:21] <rodimuz> AG_Scott that your real name?
#440 [05:22] <Phate45> rodimuz: quite the random question
#441 [05:22] <Phate45> and scott is afk imo
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#443 [05:29] <rodimuz> lol
#444 [05:29] <rodimuz> well scott is my name ^_^
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#446 [05:30] <Nira4> hello?
#447 [05:31] <DreadLindwyrm> Nira4 just ask your question.
#448 [05:33] <Phate45> 8-) Nir4, state your problem.
#449 [05:33] <Nira4> for some reason my minecraft client is refusing to connect to the internet and is refusing to download any files from the actual website, i have tried restarting everything several times and reinstalled java to see if that was the problem. My question is do you have any more suggestions on how to fix this?
#450 [05:33] <Phate45> are you on windows?
#451 [05:33] <Nira4> yes windows 7
#452 [05:34] <Opeth> MIra4 - Is your computer data and time correct?
#453 [05:34] <Nira4> yes
#454 [05:34] <Opeth> Do you have a ! in your computer account name?
#455 [05:34] <Nira4> no
#456 [05:35] <Phate45> Nir4, have you tried the other .exe supplied at www.minecraft.net/download.jsp ?
#457 [05:36] <Nira4> yes, i can download the exe but when it comes time for it to actually log me in or download the program files it refuses to
#458 [05:36] <Phate45> i mean, there are two .exes
#459 [05:36] <Phate45> have you tried both?
#460 [05:36] <Nira4> yes, both of them and it returns the exact same problem
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#462 [05:37] <Phate45> do you have an firewall? or windows firewall running?
#463 [05:37] <Opeth> ??> Nira4 error/cantconnect
#464 [05:37] <Nira4> no, i disabled all that and tried already
#465 [05:37] <VoxelHead> Nira4: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#466 [05:37] <VoxelHead> Nira4: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#467 [05:38] <Nira4> already resintalled java more then once, my computer time is correct and my firewall was down for a couple of attempts
#468 [05:40] <Phate45> Nir4, is your computer showing any signs of magic being used on it?
#469 [05:40] <Nira4> course its a magical computer
#470 [05:41] <rodimuz> maybe the computer dosent support something
#471 [05:41] <Nira4> it worked just fine ealier today then all off a sudden BAM no more minecraft for me
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#473 [05:49] <Puddles> HELP MY ACCOUNT WONT WORK
#474 [05:50] <Phate45> ??> Puddles account
#475 [05:50] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#476 [05:50] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#477 [05:50] <Phate45> ??> Nir4 causality
#478 [05:50] <VoxelHead> Nir4: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#479 [05:50] <VoxelHead> Nir4: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
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#481 [05:53] <Puddles> how do i reset it?
#482 [05:53] <Nira4> i didnt change anything on my computer, i just deleted the .bin folder so i could download a fresh one without mods in it, witch is why im stuck now cause its not connecting to the internet.
#483 [05:53] <Phate45> ??> Nira4 win/reinst
#484 [05:53] <VoxelHead> Nira4: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#485 [05:53] <VoxelHead> Nira4: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#486 [05:54] <Nira4> done that about 25 times
#487 [05:54] <Phate45> then its magic
#488 [05:54] <Phate45> ??> Nira4 support
#489 [05:54] <VoxelHead> Nira4: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#490 [05:54] <Phate45> ignore the account and payment part
#491 [05:54] <SinZ> !up 178.33.122.54:25568
#492 [05:54] <GreyBot> SinZ: It's not just you! http://178.33.122.54%3A25568 looks down from here.
#493 [05:54] <Phate45> go wisit the website
#494 [05:55] <Phate45> !check 178.33.122.54
#495 [05:55] <SinZ> !check 178.33.122.54:25568
#496 [05:55] <Nira4> i thought this was minecraft support o.-
#497 [05:55] <Phate45> yea
#498 [05:55] <Phate45> but we have human limits
#499 [05:55] <Phate45> if its magic, its mojang's problem
#500 [05:55] <Phate45> ;-)
#501 [05:55] <Phate45> ?? account
#502 [05:55] * |Kiikun| blames Fumblemore
#502 [05:55] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#503 [05:56] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#504 [05:56] <Nira4> aight thats understandable, but cant say i didnt exhaust everything, time to try an axe xD
#505 [05:56] <NicoDragon94> Hi, i wanted to play on the same map as one of my friends but when i tried to find die saves folder on my mac i found nothing. i made the hidden files visible but nothing, and 5min ago i deinstalled the game and downloaded it once again and my maps came back, so the map are saved somewhere, BUT WHERE. Hope someone is able to help me. Nico
#506 [05:56] <Phate45> Nira4: or a window
#507 [05:56] <Phate45> or a hammer
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#509 [05:57] <Puddles> when i go on minecraft it says saving chunks and turns off why
#510 [05:57] <Puddles> ¿
#511 [05:57] <Phate45> Puddles: installed any mods?
#512 [05:57] <Puddles> yes aether
#513 [05:57] <Phate45> then you installed it badly
#514 [05:58] <Phate45> .. didn't followed the instructions
#515 [05:58] <Phate45> also, go to #risucraft for mod support
#516 [05:58] <froglegstew> hi guys i have a problem i go to minecraft logging in make multiplayer and then it is logging in but then came Connection lost End of stream
#517 [05:58] <Phate45> ??> NicoDragon94 mac/.minecraft
#518 [05:58] <VoxelHead> NicoDragon94: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#519 [05:58] <froglegstew> ?????
#520 [05:58] <Nira4> delete your .bin and hope you dont end up with with the same problem i had............ LOVE NIRA!!!
#521 [05:58] <froglegstew> hi guys i have a problem i go to minecraft logging in make multiplayer and then it is logging in but then came Connection lost End of stream?
#522 [05:59] <Puddles> no because that worked but then i tryed installing yogbox and it went bad
#523 [05:59] <NicoDragon94> hi Voxel, thanks but i already did that, there is no folder, i even checked if its a hidden one
#524 [05:59] <Phate45> NicoDragon94: well, it has to be there
#525 [06:00] <Phate45> otherwise you moved it somewhere else
#526 [06:00] <froglegstew> hello can you help me
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#529 [06:00] <Phate45> froglegstew: where are you connecting to?
#530 [06:00] <froglegstew> i guys i have a problem i go to minecraft logging in make multiplayer and then it is logging in but then came Connection lost End of stream
#531 [06:00] <froglegstew> to
#532 [06:00] <froglegstew> the server from a friend
#533 [06:00] <SinZ> Server is prob down.
#534 [06:00] <Phate45> froglegstew: give me the ip
#535 [06:00] <froglegstew> but it don´t connect
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#537 [06:01] <froglegstew> why ?
#538 [06:01] <Phate45> so i can check ofc
#539 [06:01] <NicoDragon94> when i start minecraft an go to options is presents me a link where the game is located on my hard drive but when i try to follow the link or do it manual there is nothing
#540 [06:01] <froglegstew> what is ofc
#541 [06:01] <Phate45> of course
#542 [06:01] <froglegstew> ?
#543 [06:01] <Phate45> just type the ip
#544 [06:02] <froglegstew> i can´t give you the ip
#545 [06:02] <NicoDragon94> even spotlight is not able to find anything but the start-icon
#546 [06:02] <Phate45> i can't help you then
#547 [06:02] <froglegstew> but i can say that the server is running
#548 [06:02] <Phate45> obviously something is wrong
#549 [06:02] <Puddles> not working
#550 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> NicoDragon94 - OSX lion?
#551 [06:02] <NicoDragon94> yes
#552 [06:03] <Phate45> Puddles: go to #risucraft and ask them there
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#554 [06:03] <GreyVulpine> NicoDragon94 - Go to your terminal, type in: chflags nohidden ~/Library/
#555 [06:03] <Phate45> yey @ hacking macs
#556 [06:03] <GreyVulpine> Then, you should be able to see the hidden Library folder.
#557 [06:03] <GreyVulpine> You'll then be able to see the minecraft folder at: ~/Library/Application support/minecraft
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#559 [06:05] <NicoDragon94> yes! that worked THANKS
#560 [06:08] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#560 [06:08] <GreyVulpine> Wug's dead
#561 [06:08] <Phate45> no way!
#562 [06:09] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug's dead body, "Yup, totally, completely dead"
#562 [06:09] * GreyVulpine kicks a few more times.
#562 [06:09] * Opeth runs in.
#562 [06:09] <Opeth> I heard there was fun being had.
#563 [06:10] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, you missed the fun, now it's just cleanup.
#564 [06:10] * Phate45 points at Wug's body
#564 [06:10] * Phate45 takes a shovel
#564 [06:10] * GreyVulpine stomps on Wug a few more times.
#564 [06:10] * Phate45 starts diggin a hole few blocks away from the body
#564 [06:10] * Phate45 gets out of the hole
#564 [06:11] <Phate45> you got it ready
#565 [06:12] * Phate45 wonders if GreyVulpine will start the cleanup ever
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#566 [06:27] * Wug 's body kicks GreyVulpine
#566 [06:27] * Wug reanimates
#566 [06:27] <Wug> start the cleanup of what?
#567 [06:29] <Wug> nothing to be cleaned up here >.>
#568 [06:29] <Wug> also I was doing something highly unusual
#569 [06:29] <Wug> I WAS ACTUALLY PLAYING MINECRAFT
#570 [06:29] <Wug> instead of modding it or helping people fix it
#571 [06:29] <Wug> I deserve a few hours of fun per week
#572 [06:29] <Opeth> Number of people in #minecraft help able to play Minecraft: 1
#573 [06:30] <Wug> leave me be
#574 [06:30] <Wug> its funny because its true
#575 [06:30] <Wug> kealpers server nuked itself
#576 [06:31] <Wug> GreyVulpine ... hasnt had fun in weeks
#577 [06:31] <Wug> needs a vacation
#578 [06:31] <Phate45> lool
#579 [06:31] <Wug> I'm building a temple of wug in my temp server
#580 [06:31] <Phate45> ooh
#581 [06:32] <Wug> and by temp I mean I will actually save it because I like it
#582 [06:32] <Phate45> gimme screenur
#583 [06:32] <Wug> ie*
#584 [06:32] <Phate45> give me screenshot
#585 [06:32] <Wug> theres not much to see right now
#586 [06:32] <Phate45> then go build
#587 [06:33] <Phate45> but check your pms ocassionally
#588 [06:33] <Wug> I've been working for like 2 hours
#589 [06:33] <Wug> I'm going to bed
#590 [06:33] <Phate45> lol
#591 [06:33] <Wug> its like 6 am
#592 [06:33] <Wug> I have work today -.-
#593 [06:33] <Phate45> i have like 12:33 pm
#594 [06:34] * Wug gimpifies screenshot
#594 [06:34] * Phate45 shrugs, shoulda have buried him for real
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#596 [06:35] <Phate45> man, heres like 10 OPs but the helping ones are like 3
#597 [06:35] <Opeth> I'd take that back.
#598 [06:35] * Phate45 is serisously taking it back
#598 [06:35] <Phate45> darn typo
#599 [06:35] <Phate45> **seriously
#600 [06:36] <Phate45> also, why are you argumenting on me here? you got +v
#601 [06:36] <Wug> ... argumenting?
#602 [06:36] <Morrolan> Mind you, 9 ops - 3 bots - 1 on vacation - 1 mojang employe = 4 left
#603 [06:36] <Morrolan> Also, timezones ;)
#604 [06:36] <Phate45> well
#605 [06:37] <Phate45> why are afk/vacation/sleep people here?
#606 [06:37] <Wug> Phate45: take this http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/Screenshot-3.png
#607 [06:37] <Morrolan> That's IRC, not IM. ;)
#608 [06:37] <Wug> its the bottom of the staircase
#609 [06:37] <Wug> the staircase is all there is atm
#610 [06:37] <Morrolan> Most of them are using either a bouncer or a screened IRSSI section.
#611 [06:37] <Phate45> lol@ the coal
#612 [06:37] <Wug> but when its done it will be hollowed out
#613 [06:37] <Wug> its funny
#614 [06:37] <Wug> bouncers
#615 [06:38] <Wug> they're totally pointless
#616 [06:38] <Wug> almost
#617 [06:38] <Phate45> explain the bouncer concept to me pls
#618 [06:38] <Wug> my bouncer is my connect command >:)
#619 [06:38] <Morrolan> Phate45: I can explain you how it works, but not why you should use one. ^^
#620 [06:38] <Wug> if theres anyone online with my nick, they get bounced out of the way
#621 [06:38] <Phate45> yea
#622 [06:38] <Phate45> Morrolan: that would be enough
#623 [06:39] <Phate45> i'm not gonna use one anyways
#624 [06:40] <Phate45> Wug: they dont, you ghost them when you identify to nickserv
#625 [06:40] <Morrolan> It is basically a program which runs, for example, on one of your servers. This program stays connected to the IRC server all the time. (unless it crashes). Now when you yourself want to connect to IRC you connect to this bouncer instead. All the IRC traffic gets then relayed from this bouncer to you respectively from this bouncer to the IRC server.
#626 [06:40] <Phate45> lol
#627 [06:40] <Morrolan> So if your client crashes your account will not leave IRC, because it's still connected through the bouncer.
#628 [06:40] <Phate45> what a jelly program
#629 [06:41] <Morrolan> You can then simply reconnect to the bouncer, without anyone ever seing that you left IRC.
#630 [06:41] <Wug> a waste of good internet if you ask me
#631 [06:41] <Morrolan> I guess you could use it if you want to hide your IP. Apart from this I don't see much use in it.
#632 [06:41] <Wug> anyway
#633 [06:41] <Phate45> internet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
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#636 [06:42] <Wug> :o
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#638 [06:42] * Wug kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: sleepy)
#639 [06:42] <Phate45> what a haxxor
#640 [06:43] <SinZ> <3 Bouncers!
#641 [06:43] <entts> Hi
#642 [06:43] <entts> i need help
#643 [06:43] <Phate45> entts: what do you need help with?
#644 [06:43] <Morrolan> SinZ: What is your motivation to use one then?
#645 [06:43] <Phate45> wug is such a jelly ... +o himself just to /kick
#646 [06:43] <entts> when i open the minecraft exe and update its starts to download the .minecraft but always stops at 8%
#647 [06:44] <mib_05uzed> can anyone tell me why i cant play minecraft classic multiplayer it goes to load and just gets stuck on a black screen using a mac
#648 [06:44] <Morrolan> entts: Are you using Windows, Mac or Linux?
#649 [06:44] <SinZ> 1. Hidden IP, 2. Logs, 3. Shows me the last 30min activity when I return.
#650 [06:44] <entts> windows 7 freshly installed yesterday
#651 [06:44] <Morrolan> ??> entts win/reinst/bat
#652 [06:44] <VoxelHead> entts: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#653 [06:44] <VoxelHead> entts: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#654 [06:44] <Phate45> SinZ: program one yourself with all the features you want
#655 [06:45] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions please, entts.
#656 [06:45] <entts> ok thx guys
#657 [06:45] <SinZ> Phate45: 1. Too lazy, 2. Dont want to keep my laptop on 24/7.
#658 [06:45] <Morrolan> SinZ: 1. Hidden IP? What for?? 2. Logs? If you want to have logs of the complete channel history even when you're off, ok. 3. As in?
#659 [06:45] <mib_05uzed> or anyone know where to get the mac version of the demo?
#660 [06:45] <Morrolan> There is no mac version of the demo, sorry.
#661 [06:46] <Phate45> SinZ: you can run the one you program yourself on the server too, you see
#662 [06:46] <Morrolan> mib_05uzed: Regarding your problem: I'm not too familiar with classic, sorry. :S
#663 [06:46] <Phate45> mib_05uzed: real men play Minecraft Beta
#664 [06:46] <entts> voxel tht didnt work it froze at 12% on the lwjgl.jar file again
#665 [06:46] <SinZ> Why reinvent the wheel Phate45.
#666 [06:46] <mib_05uzed> ah okay cheers anyway
#667 [06:46] <Phate45> SinZ: because i can
#668 [06:46] <entts> brb
#669 [06:46] <Phate45> im reinventing an irc bot right now
#670 [06:47] <SinZ> So am I, Doesn't mean im gonna develop an IRC Bouncer.
#671 [06:47] <Morrolan> entts: Then try this please: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 When it then freezes you should see an error in the console. Paste that error on www.pastebin.com please.
#672 [06:47] <lemon-rev> entts your virusscanner sounds like its blocking minecraft files the java. just eclude the folder .minecraft in my documents and settings
#673 [06:47] <lemon-rev> or %appdata%
#674 [06:47] <Morrolan> Huh, that'd be interesting though, lemon-rev. Why should it stop in the middle of downloading then?
#675 [06:48] <entts> idk it happens to me
#676 [06:48] <lemon-rev> i dont know, could be the size of the file
#677 [06:49] <entts> im just waiting for the error code to come up so i can tell u guys it
#678 [06:50] <Phate45> SinZ: in what language do you write it?
#679 [06:50] <SinZ> PHP
#680 [06:50] <entts> ok guys it says: fatal error occured (4): connection reset
#681 [06:51] <SinZ> The connection to minecraft.net was terminated?
#682 [06:51] <entts> idk summing like tht
#683 [06:51] <lemon-rev> eew
#684 [06:52] <lemon-rev> entts can you try and disable your av for the moment till minecraft is installed ?
#685 [06:52] <entts> im using AVG
#686 [06:52] <entts> ill put it in the permissions folder
#687 [06:53] <lemon-rev> k
#688 [06:53] <SinZ> AV = Anti-Virus
#689 [06:53] <entts> yh
#690 [06:54] <entts> I put in the excluded folder for resident sheild and still froze
#691 [06:55] <lemon-rev> entts can you try login on minecraft.net and click broswer ?
#692 [06:56] <entts> ok
#693 [06:56] <entts> i be back in amin
#694 [06:58] <Morrolan> Since it's stuck at downloading the lwjgl files you could also try this, _maybe_ the other files will be downloaded successfully: http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#695 [06:58] <Morrolan> Anyway, afk again.
#696 [06:58] <entts> i back
#697 [06:58] <entts> i can get on minecraft.net
#698 [06:59] <Morrolan> lemon-rev wanted to know whether the browser version works though, this here: http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#699 [06:59] <lemon-rev> ty's for the heads up
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#701 [07:03] <entts> guys ty its updating my .minecraft through the browser
#702 [07:04] <entts> yep got my full .minecraft
#703 [07:04] <entts> i can play it woooooooot
#704 [07:05] <SinZ> lol...
#705 [07:05] <Opeth> ^_^
#706 [07:05] <entts> who dat?
#707 [07:05] <SinZ> bot
#708 [07:05] <entts> thts me
#709 [07:05] <entts> wtf
#710 [07:05] <entts> lol
#711 [07:05] <SinZ> say X ammount of messages within a short time = temp mute
#712 [07:05] <entts> thts me wtf why u just tell every1 it??
#713 [07:05] <entts> soz
#714 [07:06] <lemon-rev> hm, wired
#715 [07:06] <entts> ?
#716 [07:06] <SinZ> and, this is IRC, your hostmark is public.
#717 [07:06] <entts> wut?
#718 [07:06] <lemon-rev> entts you can play yes ?
#719 [07:06] <entts> yes
#720 [07:06] <lemon-rev> ok enjoy playing entts :)
#721 [07:07] <entts> ty guys =)
#722 [07:07] <entts> want to come on my server
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#725 [07:13] <mumum89> can someone help me with my minecraft
#726 [07:14] <entts> sure
#727 [07:14] <entts> what's the problem
#728 [07:14] <mumum89> whenever i make world i try to move but it keeps going up
#729 [07:15] <mumum89> and i cant make it stop
#730 [07:15] <entts> what do u mean?
#731 [07:15] <Phate45> entts: if you want to advertise your server, head over to #smp
#732 [07:15] <entts> ok phate
#733 [07:15] <mumum89> when i look up it goes up to the sky without stopping
#734 [07:16] <entts> i have never heard of that before, wich mods have you got installed?
#735 [07:16] <mumum89> none
#736 [07:17] <entts> i dont know i have never heard of this problem before sorry
#737 [07:17] <mumum89> ok
#738 [07:18] <Phate45> wow
#739 [07:18] <Phate45> +1 for self-solving problems
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#741 [07:25] <obi_wan> hai
#742 [07:25] <obi_wan> Any minecraft staff around or anybody know their contact?
#743 [07:29] <obi_wan> Like a contact email er something?
#744 [07:30] <Opeth> It depends on why you are contacting.
#745 [07:30] <obi_wan> Well I have a free offer that doesn't benefit me, just as an appreciation to MC
#746 [07:31] <Phate45> ??> obi_wan support
#747 [07:31] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#748 [07:31] <obi_wan> and it'd be best some sort of technical/sysadmin person of MC was to read such offer and think about it. Doesn't affect me either way
#749 [07:31] <Opeth> No Phate45.
#750 [07:31] <obi_wan> that only has uh
#751 [07:31] <obi_wan> text
#752 [07:31] <obi_wan> no links or emails
#753 [07:31] <Opeth> obi_wan - If you must, contact notch@mojang.com - Although a reply can take a few days if you recieve one at all.
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#755 [07:32] <Phate45> *you win
#756 [07:32] <obi_wan> thats fine, thanks. Maybe notch will appreciate
#757 [07:32] <obi_wan> I got a lot of bandwidth unused, few thousand mbps so mayube it can go to use
#758 [07:32] <Phate45> Opeth: do you have a sec of free time?
#759 [07:33] <Opeth> Sure, go ahead.
#760 [07:33] <Phate45> can you join #randombottest?
#761 [07:33] <Phate45> im testing my bot there
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#763 [07:35] <Hallo> hey
#764 [07:35] <Phate45> Hallo: hello
#765 [07:37] <Hallo> Can anybody help me ? I can´t login via Minecraft.exe with the error message cant connect to minecraft.net
#766 [07:37] <Opeth> ??> Hallo error/cantconnect
#767 [07:37] <VoxelHead> Hallo: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#768 [07:37] <VoxelHead> Hallo: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#770 [07:39] <nickfromgreek> guys why i minecraft doesnt open
#771 [07:39] <nickfromgreek> my minecraft cant connect to minecraft.net
#772 [07:40] <Phate45> ??> nickfromgreek error/cantconnect
#773 [07:40] <VoxelHead> nickfromgreek: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#774 [07:40] <VoxelHead> nickfromgreek: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#776 [07:42] <nickfromgreek> guys
#777 [07:42] <nickfromgreek> why i cant connect
#778 [07:42] <Hallo> already and cant connect
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#780 [07:42] <mib_jqmde0> hello
#781 [07:42] <nickfromgreek> what happened
#782 [07:42] <Hallo> have same error message
#783 [07:43] <Hallo> i cant connect to minecraft.net via exe
#784 [07:43] <nickfromgreek> me too
#785 [07:43] <mib_jqmde0> same
#786 [07:43] <nickfromgreek> fuck and it crashed when i had found diamond
#787 [07:43] <Hallo> i have bought yesterday and cant login -_-
#788 [07:44] <mib_jqmde0> piss take
#789 [07:44] <nickfromgreek> i have it about a mouth
#790 [07:44] <nickfromgreek> i will try my reinstall bat file
#791 [07:45] <nickfromgreek> hey
#792 [07:45] <nickfromgreek> again cant connect
#793 [07:45] <mib_jqmde0> grr
#794 [07:46] <Hallo> damn it
#795 [07:46] <mib_jqmde0> does it say it can't cnnect to minecraft.net on the lanch page?
#796 [07:46] <Opeth> ?? dont/bother
#797 [07:46] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
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#799 [07:46] <nickfromgreek> i will join later bb
#800 [07:46] <mib_jqmde0> i cant connect to minecraft. net
#801 [07:47] <Hallo> me 2
#802 [07:47] <mib_jqmde0> ...?
#803 [07:47] <asnoehu> 1.8 out?
#804 [07:48] <mib_jqmde0> what>?
#805 [07:48] <mib_jqmde0> im on now
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#809 [07:49] <kikostaki> guys i have problem i can not conect to minecraft
#810 [07:49] <kikostaki> why?
#811 [07:50] <Hallo> cant connect too...
#812 [07:50] <minig25> I have the same problem. I have reinstalled minecraft also and it dosen't help to fix the problem.
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#816 [07:52] <kikostaki> any fix in this problem?
#817 [07:53] <Rottner> hi are the server offline or why i can´t log in with my acc?
#818 [07:54] <Opeth> It seems to be down for some users. I'd suggest wait it out.
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#820 [07:55] <Calinou> servers are down, yeah, wait a bit :)
#821 [07:55] <Calinou> patience is always good
#822 [07:55] <kikostakigr> how long?
#823 [07:55] <Rottner> when dose it work normaly ?
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#825 [07:55] <Calinou> I don't know... wait 1 hour or so
#826 [07:56] <Benni1000_> why is the login server returning a bad gateway?
#827 [07:56] <Benni1000_> i can't login
#828 [07:57] <mib_jqmde0> i logged in at one point but the server was all messed up with loads of beta holes
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#831 [07:58] <hansvh1105> can someone help me please
#832 [07:58] <flames999> hey when i try to login it says cant connect to minecraft.net is something happening to minecraft right now
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#834 [07:58] <GreyVulpine> Auth servers are down
#835 [07:58] <FXAndy16> Damm
#836 [07:58] <hansvh1105> when i try to log in it says "can't connect to minecraft"
#837 [07:58] <FXAndy16> I wonder if the MC team knows
#838 [07:59] <hansvh1105> how long does it take before it goes back on
#839 [07:59] <GreyVulpine> We have no ETA on it
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#843 [08:00] <rawramonster> can you help me with my client
#844 [08:00] <Paeddi> hihi
#845 [08:00] <Paeddi> i got a problem, i cant log in at minecraft exe
#846 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft Auth servers are down
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#848 [08:00] <Paeddi> at the hoempage there is no problem
#849 [08:00] <rawramonster> can anybody help me with my game i hjave the downloaded client and it says cannont connec to minecraft.net but my sister also has it and she can connect?
#850 [08:00] <Paeddi> allah dammed -.-
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#852 [08:01] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#853 [08:01] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#854 [08:01] <sakusu> hmm i've got the same issue as rawramonster
#855 [08:01] <FXAndy16> Minecraft login servers are down
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#858 [08:01] <sakusu> voxelhead: but it has been like this for severaldays.. and they usually tweet about such issues..right? D:
#859 [08:01] <rawramonster> my sister can login and shes got the downloaded client
#860 [08:01] <mib_tip563> hi all
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#862 [08:01] <Paeddi> thx for fast infos, great thx again^^
#863 [08:01] <GreyVulpine> sakusu - This is a recent issue.
#864 [08:01] <mib_tip563> i have a problem
#865 [08:01] <sakusu> like now, they're drinking champagne xD..dont think they'll fix it anytime soon :p
#866 [08:02] <mib_tip563> could some1 help me?
#867 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> sakusu - This is a recent issue.
#868 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> er
#869 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#870 [08:02] <mib_jrfmae> my launcher cant connect to minecraft.net
#871 [08:02] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#872 [08:02] <mib_tip563> mine too
#873 [08:02] * GreyVulpine points at VoxelHead.
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#874 [08:02] <FiiD> hello all, I need help
#875 [08:03] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#876 [08:03] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#877 [08:03] <FiiD> I`m trying to connect on one server of Minecraft Classic, but it can`t...
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#880 [08:03] <Wilbert> I'm trying to buy minecraft through iDeal, but it doesn't work, any ideas as to who to contact?
#881 [08:04] <FXAndy16> Wilbert, you are best buying it through Minecraft.net
#882 [08:04] <GreyVulpine> Wilbert - iDeal?
#883 [08:04] <rawramonster> i were on minecraft like 10mins ago and now i cant log back in and my sister can XD
#884 [08:04] <Wilbert> i tried, andy
#885 [08:04] <mib_jrfmae> in the browser client i have a black screen
#886 [08:04] <minecrafter> can anyone help i cant log in to my minecraft anymore
#887 [08:04] <Wilbert> iDeal is a payment system often used in the Netherlands
#888 [08:04] * GreyVulpine points to the topic
#888 [08:04] <flames999> i cant go on the in-browser one
#889 [08:04] <Wilbert> the site says it supports it
#890 [08:05] <Wilbert> it's supposed to redirect me to my bank's site
#891 [08:05] <Wilbert> but it doesn't
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#893 [08:05] <Wilbert> it points me to moneybookers instead
#894 [08:05] <FiiD> here is what it says: An error occured while loading the applet. Fatal error occured (1): missing applet parameter: al_main
#895 [08:06] <FiiD> I tryed to open it with Opera browser
#896 [08:06] <rawramonster> my sister can logout of minecraft and back in on the downloaded client and dosent get the can't connect....
#897 [08:06] <FXAndy16> FiiD, reinstall Java
#898 [08:06] <FiiD> I will try
#899 [08:06] <FXAndy16> rawramonster, she might just be lucky.
#900 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> rawramonster - Some people can't connect.
#901 [08:06] <rawramonster> =]
#902 [08:07] <FXAndy16> rawramonster, I've logged in via website and am playing now
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#907 [08:07] <mib_jqmde0> my brother is playing right now and his is fine.
#908 [08:07] <iPodmail> Cant connect to minecraft.net :9
#909 [08:08] <hatman> can´t connect, too... why?
#910 [08:08] <mib_fvfs0n> i'm too
#911 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#912 [08:08] <minecrafter> me too
#913 [08:08] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#914 [08:08] <Hallo> me2
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#916 [08:08] <hatman> yea, im in
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#918 [08:09] <xKillerMoDx> got some question.... how can you improve the performance of minecraft?
#919 [08:09] <mib_fvfs0n> but from web client works
#920 [08:09] <iPodmail> I cant do my videos now :(
#921 [08:09] <rawramonster> turn fod down graphics fast or the best way is better gfx card
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#923 [08:09] <Doelmer> why i cant connect to server
#924 [08:09] <xKillerMoDx> better gfx card would mean for me to buy a new comp
#925 [08:10] <Zerdude> Some1 Can help me when i try to connect to the server it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#926 [08:10] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#927 [08:10] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#931 [08:10] <Slizzer348> hi
#932 [08:10] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#933 [08:10] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#934 [08:10] <Slizzer348> ummm
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#936 [08:10] <iPodmail> My life is over
#937 [08:10] <FiiD> I didnt reinstalled Java, just turned off the Turbo of Opera and it works, thanks anyway guys
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#939 [08:10] <trench0r> hello
#940 [08:10] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#941 [08:11] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#942 [08:11] <Zerdude> Some1 Can help me when i try to connect to the server it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#943 [08:11] <trench0r> I'm having an issue with the exe connecting to minecraft.net after a computer crash
#944 [08:11] <FiiD> cya
#945 [08:11] * GreyVulpine points to VoxelHead.
#945 [08:11] <Slizzer348> I cant login to minecraft.net, when do you think it'll be back up?
#946 [08:11] <trench0r> oh
#947 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> No ETA on that
#948 [08:11] <trench0r> I see the auth server is overloaded
#949 [08:11] <mib_jppnw8> I cant login to minecraft.net
#950 [08:11] <Slizzer348> ah kk
#951 [08:11] <trench0r> kk
#952 [08:11] <mib_jppnw8> ok
#953 [08:11] <Slizzer348> cheers for the help, at least my pc isnt dead
#954 [08:11] <Slizzer348> tXD
#955 [08:12] <Slizzer348> *XD
#956 [08:12] <rawramonster> the joys of not finishing me epic hotel
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#958 [08:12] <iPodmail> When will it be up again ?
#959 [08:12] <rawramonster> 13 freinds of mine will be upset now =[
#960 [08:13] <iPodmail> iPodmail is in the houes
#961 [08:13] <trench0r> meh I was in the middle of migrating
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#963 [08:13] <trench0r> filling in my house with cobblestone and giving away stacks of lapis :D
#964 [08:13] <rawramonster> i cant connect to my server on the webclient either!!!
#965 [08:15] <rawramonster> i can play the webclient but my world if all flat and only can dig dirt how do i build now with no mods?
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#967 [08:16] <hansvh1105> rawramonster what program do you use to speak and stuff,
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#969 [08:16] <rawramonster> what you mean?
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#971 [08:16] <hansvh1105> could i join your minecraft group
#972 [08:17] <rawramonster> if you want when its back up
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#974 [08:17] <mib_j9txh6> who has problem with connecting
#975 [08:17] <Centen> I do
#976 [08:17] <confused> can me
#977 [08:17] <mib_j9txh6> i have solution
#978 [08:17] <confused> me
#979 [08:17] <rawramonster> most people here
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#981 [08:17] <sproing> i do
#982 [08:17] <sproing> cant connect
#983 [08:17] <hansvh1105> what program do you use to speak?
#984 [08:17] <mib_j9txh6> login at minecraft.net and play in browser that should work
#985 [08:17] <sproing> 1.9 update????????
#986 [08:17] <confused> but i wanna play multiplayer
#987 [08:17] <mib_j9txh6> you can
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#989 [08:17] <rawramonster> speak? its my server and some people use the ingame chat some use skype
#990 [08:17] <GreyVulpine> 1.8 hasn't been released
#991 [08:17] <Centen> I can't play in browser though :/, gives me a big white screen and doesn't load.
#992 [08:18] <mib_j9txh6> no
#993 [08:18] <sproing> i mean 1.8
#994 [08:18] <GreyVulpine> Centen - Did you use any mods?
#995 [08:18] <sproing> :)
#996 [08:18] <Centen> Only a texturepack.
#997 [08:18] <Centen> And a skin.
#998 [08:18] <mib_j9txh6> centen you have mods running??
#999 [08:18] <GreyVulpine> Centen - HD texture pack?
#1000 [08:18] <Centen> Heh, yeah.
#1001 [08:18] <GreyVulpine> That would be why
#1002 [08:18] <rawramonster> HD tex... pack is amazing
#1003 [08:18] <Centen> How do i remove it?
#1004 [08:18] <confused> i remove it
#1005 [08:18] <confused> all mods
#1006 [08:18] <sproing> anyone else cant connect?
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#1008 [08:18] <confused> but can´t connect
#1009 [08:19] <GreyVulpine> Read the Topic
#1010 [08:19] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1011 [08:19] <mib_j9txh6> ino one cant connect PLAY IN BROWSER
#1012 [08:19] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1014 [08:19] <hansvh1105> raw can i add you at skype?
#1015 [08:20] <mib_j9txh6> PLAY IN BROWSER UNTILL MOJANG SET THE SERVERS UP AGAIN
#1016 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> Easy on the caps
#1017 [08:20] <mib_j9txh6> for last time
#1018 [08:20] <sproing> 1.8 is going online
#1019 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> sproing - No it isn't
#1020 [08:20] <mib_j9txh6> relly??
#1021 [08:20] <rawramonster> i have to run across a flat map untill i reach the end to play now =]
#1022 [08:21] <mib_j9txh6> bb all coming back later
#1023 [08:21] <rawramonster> found the wall
#1024 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> Centen - Do you know how to remove mods and your texture pack?
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#1027 [08:22] <guppyfish002> Hello?
#1028 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1029 [08:22] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1030 [08:22] <guppyfish002> can't connect to minecraft.net
#1031 [08:23] <guppyfish002> :(
#1032 [08:23] <sproing> 1.8 coming online
#1033 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> !k sprocket
#1034 [08:23] * GreyBot kicked sprocket from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:731>)
#1035 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> er
#1036 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> !k sproing
#1037 [08:23] * GreyBot kicked sproing from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:732>)
#1038 [08:24] <rawramonster> wow on a flat map theres a wall with trees
#1039 [08:24] <Centen> Great, thanks for the help GreyVulpine! : )
#1040 [08:25] <Phate45> lol
#1041 [08:25] <Phate45> some random guy will have a hard time figuring out why the hell was he kicked out from here ;-)
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#1047 [08:27] <mib_bk7iyy> i can´t connect to minecraft.net
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#1051 [08:28] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1052 [08:28] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1053 [08:28] <The_Hollowed> No one can
#1054 [08:28] <PcJamesy> The login server is having issues
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#1057 [08:29] <Generousboy> hi all. i need help
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#1059 [08:29] <Opeth> ?? ask
#1060 [08:29] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1061 [08:29] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#1063 [08:29] <HTMLfreak> did the minecraft srver just go down?
#1064 [08:29] <Generousboy> When im truing to start the game it say that Cant connect to minecraft net
#1065 [08:29] <The_Hollowed> yes
#1066 [08:29] <Venom> me too
#1067 [08:30] <The_Hollowed> its down
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#1069 [08:30] <Venom> i cant connect to minecraft.net
#1070 [08:30] <Generousboy> Oo every one have this
#1071 [08:30] <Venom> and when im playing in browser minecraft dont show
#1072 [08:30] <HTMLfreak> its weird, cause its broken for the launcher but on the website, it was fine for me
#1073 [08:30] <Generousboy> +1
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#1076 [08:30] <Generousboy> so we have to wait?
#1077 [08:30] <Venom> notch should fix it :P
#1078 [08:30] <The_Hollowed> yes
#1079 [08:31] <HTMLfreak> beat your computer with a stick and see what happens
#1080 [08:31] <DeathmannX> is the Loginserver down?
#1081 [08:31] <mib_zscok3> hello
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#1084 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1085 [08:31] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1086 [08:31] <mib_5kvozk> is it down?
#1087 [08:31] <Venom> ye
#1088 [08:31] <HTMLfreak> awwwww in browser is laggy :(
#1089 [08:31] * GreyVulpine points to VoxelHead
#1089 [08:32] <Equlibrium96> Can anybody speak German?
#1090 [08:32] <mib_zscok3> I have a very serious problem. I can Log in on Minecraft.net, but when I go to my Application Minecraft, I log in and it says "Cannot Connect To Minecraft". What is happening?
#1091 [08:32] <mib_5kvozk> ja, kann ich
#1092 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1093 [08:32] <Venom> where can i download launcher? Meybe this will fix problem
#1094 [08:32] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1095 [08:32] <rawramonster> has any body every played minecraft for 14 hours non stop
#1096 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> The Auth server is down. Ready VoxelHead's statement
#1097 [08:32] <HTMLfreak> no
#1098 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> er, read.
#1099 [08:32] <Equlibrium96> ich brauch mal hile bei mir steht immer wieder cant connect to minecraft.net was muzss ich tun
#1100 [08:32] <mib_zscok3> But the in-browser one is not working on Mac
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#1103 [08:33] <mib_5kvozk> im moment ist der server offline, anscheinend soll man den in-browser client nehmen
#1104 [08:33] <HTMLfreak> Well im glad it crashed after i finished my big ben project :D
#1105 [08:33] <mib_zscok3> How am I to address the issue if I cannot play either oin browser or on my computer?
#1106 [08:33] <Equlibrium96> oh man. hab mir heute morgen Premium gekauft und schon erstes mal down ^^
#1107 [08:34] <HTMLfreak> you wait
#1108 [08:34] <mib_zscok3> Well, Im not happy that I cann ot play with my friends who are online now
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#1110 [08:34] <peter> Hello
#1111 [08:34] <HTMLfreak> well theres not much that can be done!
#1112 [08:34] <peter> I am having a problem with Minecraft
#1113 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1114 [08:34] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1115 [08:34] <Guest56931> Dude
#1116 [08:35] <Guest56931> I can't play
#1117 [08:35] <Guest56931> Because
#1118 [08:35] <Guest56931> Cannot connect to Minecraft.net
#1119 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> Read
#1120 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1121 [08:35] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1122 [08:35] <Venom> I cant play in browser, becouse minecraft dont show ....
#1123 [08:35] <Guest56931> Yeah
#1124 [08:35] <HTMLfreak> Look, the launcher is broken, play on the website, if you cant play on the website, go play TF2 till it comes back up or something
#1125 [08:35] <mib_zscok3> I already stated, the online version is not working for my Mac.
#1126 [08:35] <Guest56931> I have fly hack installed
#1127 [08:35] <Guest56931> Lol
#1128 [08:35] <Equlibrium96> Thank you for the quickly answer
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#1130 [08:36] <mib_zscok3> Lol, but I don't like TF2.
#1131 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_zscok3 - Did you ever install any mods?
#1132 [08:36] <mib_zscok3> No
#1133 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> !topic del
#1134 [08:36] <mib_zscok3> only 1 texture pack
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#1136 [08:36] <mib_7b4jic> can anyone help me?
#1137 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 6
#1138 [08:37] <HTMLfreak> for modding, always get audiomod, shockAhPI and modloader, my own little yip!
#1139 [08:37] <mib_zscok3> What?
#1140 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft Auth Servers are DOWN. Use In-browser client!
#1141 [08:38] <HTMLfreak> lol
#1142 [08:38] <mib_zscok3> Alright, one last question - how long more would it take?
#1143 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> If your mac can't play via the browser client, just wait then.
#1144 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> Nothing you can do
#1145 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> It'll be up, when it's up.
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#1147 [08:38] <mib_7b4jic> I bought minecraft and am trying to play, whenever I start playing it closes the game in the browser due to "memory full" thing, also I do not know how to download the version of minecraft that you can play offline, can anyone help me?
#1148 [08:38] <HTMLfreak> unless you wanna go fix it for them, your gonna have to wait
#1149 [08:38] <mib_zscok3> oh great. Well, thanks for your help anyway. At least I know I didn't get hacked
#1150 [08:38] <rawramonster> imm soo bored right now
#1151 [08:39] <mib_zscok3> Thanks again Bye.
#1152 [08:39] <rawramonster> i have over 900 wooden planks now
#1153 [08:39] <Jove> Is there any quick fix for 'cannot connect to minecraft.net' when trying to run the game?
#1154 [08:39] <HTMLfreak> the go play TF2 or something, r play offline in browser
#1155 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1156 [08:39] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1157 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> Man, nobody reads the topic at all
#1158 [08:39] <PcJamesy> rawramonster i had 2000 wood blocks
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#1160 [08:39] <xXXIcyXXx> hi
#1161 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1162 [08:39] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1163 [08:40] <xXXIcyXXx> ich habe ein broblem
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#1165 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> Read the topic.
#1166 [08:40] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine i just got used to it
#1167 [08:40] <Equlibrium96> xXXlcyXXx ja?
#1168 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - I know.
#1169 [08:40] <Equlibrium96> was für eins
#1170 [08:40] <Jove> is that link meant to show a broken webpage or what
#1171 [08:40] <mib_7b4jic> When I tried to download the game to my computer whenever i tried to login it said can't connect to minecraft and it also said the offline play was disabled because I did not download it
#1172 [08:40] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine the amount of down time is alot less then it used to be
#1173 [08:40] <xXXIcyXXx> also wenn ich mich einlogge kommt Can't connectet to minecraft.net
#1174 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - Sure is.
#1175 [08:40] <Equlibrium96> ja also
#1176 [08:40] <Jove> icy - ich habe auch
#1177 [08:40] <Equlibrium96> einer hat gesagt der server wäre überlastet
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#1179 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - Been here since early alpha. VoxelHead's mc.net/authdown message was originally for 1.3
#1180 [08:41] <Equlibrium96> und wir sollen bischen warten
#1181 [08:41] <Equlibrium96> und was anderes machen
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#1183 [08:41] <RiGi> again..hate worlds like oRIGInally :D
#1184 [08:41] <Equlibrium96> z.b. über den Browser spielen
#1185 [08:41] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine i started at beta a.a
#1186 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> Never meant to use it for this long
#1187 [08:41] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine i started at beta 1.1
#1188 [08:41] <HTMLfreak> i started at beta 1.5
#1189 [08:41] <bhboots> Morning, Im getting 'Can
#1190 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> Read topic
#1191 [08:42] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine now look what you got sucked into
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#1193 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - Hah
#1194 [08:42] <Generousboy> still unavailable?
#1195 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#1198 [08:42] <bhboots> sorry, 'Can't connect to minecraft.net' after downloading the exe for the first time this morning. Suggestions?
#1199 [08:42] <wippler> my game says cant connect to minecraft.net
#1200 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1201 [08:42] <PcJamesy> GreyVulpine set the join message to tell people
#1202 [08:42] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1204 [08:42] <GreyVulpine> !motd
#1205 [08:43] <bhboots> Thanks!
#1206 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> !motd AUTH SERVERS ARE DOWN.Use the In-BROWSER Client while this is being solved
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#1208 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> Oh god that looks horrible
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#1214 [08:44] <Venom> minecraft in browser not working
#1215 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> !motd add AUTH SERVERS ARE DOWN.
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#1217 [08:44] <a1mbot> are the server down?
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#1220 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> !motd set Auth Servers are DOWN
#1221 [08:44] <reece4048> i just downloaded minecraft but when i log in it says cant connect to minecraft.net, any help
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#1223 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> Bleh.
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#1225 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1226 [08:44] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1228 [08:44] <ZniperKing> when i try to log in it says Cant connect to minecraft.net
#1229 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1230 [08:44] <VoxelHead> mc.net/authdown: If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1231 [08:45] <mrstealthshadow> i just downloaded minecraft but when i log in it says cant connect to minecraft.net, any help
#1232 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
#1233 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> Read
#1234 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> ?? mc.net/authdown
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#1236 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1237 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, hit VoxelHead's flood protect
#1238 [08:45] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1239 [08:45] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1242 [08:46] <loonie> Thank you GreyVulpine
#1243 [08:46] <bhboots> Grey, you tired of saying that yet? :)
#1244 [08:46] <bhboots> \
#1245 [08:46] <tunnerrocks> i have the cant connet
#1246 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1247 [08:46] <mib_j4btx4> on minecraft.net i log in and play in browser but a white screen comes up
#1248 [08:46] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1249 [08:46] <tunnerrocks> t*connect
#1250 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - Nope
#1251 [08:46] <tunnerrocks> but when i try to connect
#1252 [08:46] <tunnerrocks> i mean get on the browser version
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#1255 [08:47] <tunnerrocks> it's black
#1256 [08:47] <tunnerrocks> and i have no mods installed
#1257 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> tunnerrocks - You sure about that?
#1258 [08:47] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - want some assistance?
#1259 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - I'm good, thanks
#1260 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> tunnerrocks - No HD texture packs? No mods?
#1261 [08:47] <mib_j4btx4> hello
#1262 [08:47] <Equlibrium96> I have found a old client and Minecraft start with it. For everybody who would play minecraft jet here the download:http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20615475/Minecraft.exe
#1263 [08:47] <tunnerrocks> nope
#1264 [08:47] <GreyVulpine> !k Equlibrium96
#1265 [08:47] * GreyBot kicked Equlibrium96 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:733>)
#1266 [08:47] <tunnerrocks> removed all texture packs
#1267 [08:47] <a1mbot> how long time will it be down? seriously
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#1269 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> a1mbot - We have no ETA on that
#1270 [08:48] <minig25> Grey, if you use the browser version will it put all the files into .minecraft so that i can play single player?
#1271 [08:48] <PcJamesy2> GreyVulpine they don't tell you anything anyways
#1272 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - Of course not
#1273 [08:49] <GreyVulpine> minig25 - Yes
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#1275 [08:49] <minig25> :) Thanks
#1276 [08:49] <Venom> minecraft in browser not working too
#1277 [08:49] <mib_j4btx4> is anybody reading MY comment
#1278 [08:49] <Justproud2b> THe people here do not work for Mojang they are just volunteers trying to assist people with issues
#1279 [08:49] <minig25> Its working for me venom
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#1282 [08:50] <javacke> I cannot get into minecraft in any computer in my house randomly
#1283 [08:50] <javacke> but other people can go in my server
#1284 [08:50] <javacke> ?
#1285 [08:50] <javacke> any ideas?
#1286 [08:50] <Venom> i just have Minecraft Beta icon, and nothing happens
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#1288 [08:50] <javacke> it worked before
#1289 [08:50] <GreyVulpine> Venom - What operating system?
#1290 [08:50] <javacke> :/
#1291 [08:51] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - ( Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. ) Ideas?
#1292 [08:51] <Sin_Away> javacke what do you mean by randomly? like it sometimes fails to connect?
#1293 [08:51] <Venom> windows 7
#1294 [08:51] <findow> i cant connect to my minecraft i have a server and lots of people are on it
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#1296 [08:51] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - Update your video card drivers?
#1297 [08:51] <javacke> i just cant "connect to minecraft.net"
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#1299 [08:51] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1300 [08:51] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1301 [08:51] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - lol
#1302 [08:51] <JoelW> I have the same problem, javacke
#1303 [08:51] <javacke> minecraft worked 2 yeards for me
#1304 [08:51] <javacke> now it just stopped
#1305 [08:51] <javacke> :(
#1306 [08:51] * GreyVulpine points to VoxelHead's statement
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#1307 [08:51] <findow> same it just stopped working
#1308 [08:52] <javacke> what do we do?
#1309 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> You wait. Mojang will fix their auth servers
#1310 [08:52] <Haroo> i cant log in
#1311 [08:52] <Sin_Away> sounds like they need a better authentication server now that 3 million people have bought the game
#1312 [08:52] <JoelW> browser client doesn't work with mods does it?
#1313 [08:52] <Justproud2b> Although it may seem only yours is broken authentication is split up between different computers so if one person can connect and someone else cant that just means your authentication is handles by 2 different machines
#1314 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> JoelW -Nope
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#1316 [08:52] <JoelW> fffffffuuuu
#1317 [08:52] <javacke> there are people waiting for me in my server.. :(
#1318 [08:52] <mib_6dkshm> i dont have a username
#1319 [08:52] <mrdubit> hi
#1320 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> They actually have 5+ clusters servers on Amazon's EC2 cloud.
#1321 [08:52] <javacke> i tried all the computers in my house
#1322 [08:52] <javacke> dont work
#1323 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> doing authentication
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#1325 [08:52] <javacke> :o
#1326 [08:53] <Username> Hey
#1327 [08:53] <Venom> meybe Somone hacked my craft? : P
#1328 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> mib_6dkshm - Did you pay for minecraft?
#1329 [08:53] <Justproud2b> javacke: its not a problem on your end =P its an issue with your authenticating which is beyond your control
#1330 [08:53] <javacke> iyes
#1331 [08:53] <javacke> yes*
#1332 [08:53] <Username> Does anyone know why I cant login on my client?
#1333 [08:53] <javacke> okay
#1334 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1335 [08:53] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1336 [08:53] <javacke> what do i do then
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#1338 [08:53] <JoelW> adding more to the cloud should be easy then
#1339 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> javacke - You wait.
#1340 [08:53] <mrdubit> Username Does anyone know why I cant login on my client? <<< i've the same problem
#1341 [08:53] <Justproud2b> wait for mojang to fix the issue
#1342 [08:53] <javacke> :/
#1343 [08:53] <mib_yzsx6p> cant connect to minecraft.net
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#1345 [08:53] <Justproud2b> like everyone else with the issue is doing
#1346 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1347 [08:53] <javacke> oh well :((
#1348 [08:54] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1349 [08:54] <Mohawk> Hey GreyVulpine remember me?
#1350 [08:54] <Justproud2b> GreyVulpine: i smell copy paste lol
#1351 [08:54] <mib_6dkshm> i can log on from minecraft.net dut when i try to lanch the game from my desktop it wont work it says: cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1352 [08:54] <javacke> there are a bunch of people in my server tho..
#1353 [08:54] <Username> VoxelHead Overloaded?
#1354 [08:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1355 [08:54] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1357 [08:54] <GreyVulpine> More like, up enter.
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#1359 [08:54] <Justproud2b> eh same thing cheater =)
#1360 [08:54] <javacke> alrite
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#1362 [08:54] <mrdubit> this is a big fail: My cracked loader works fine, but the original loader with my payed accound doesn't works
#1363 [08:54] <mrdubit> : (
#1364 [08:54] <mib_6dkshm> ok
#1365 [08:54] <javacke> actually idk why but the online inbrowser dont work for me
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#1367 [08:55] <Noodle> My client wont sign in o.O
#1368 [08:55] <javacke> well anyways.. thanks for the help
#1369 [08:55] <mib_unggpi> hello
#1370 [08:55] <mib_6dkshm> thank you
#1371 [08:55] <mib_unggpi> i have a very important question
#1372 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> If you're using ANY mods, the in-browser client won't work. This includes the HD texture patch fix
#1373 [08:55] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine I got a problem running my minecraft when I try to log in to start the game it won't connect it says: Can't connet to minecraft.net
#1374 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1375 [08:55] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1377 [08:55] <Noodle> Same Mohawk,
#1378 [08:55] <Username> Noodle Look at what VoxelHead said
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#1380 [08:55] <tunnerrocks> javacke try the inbrowser version if you have mods delete your bin
#1381 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> This is like a 0% success rate for people reading the topic.
#1382 [08:55] <Sin_Away> heh, just set the bot to spam that message once a minute GreyVulpine
#1383 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> Tempted to
#1384 [08:55] <mojo> PEOPle I need help :P
#1385 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1386 [08:55] <mib_unggpi> I CANT LOGIN IS THIS NORMAL THIS AY
#1387 [08:55] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1388 [08:56] <mojo> whenever i try to login it says i cant connect
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#1390 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1391 [08:56] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1392 [08:56] <mib_igxxoh> were is german
#1393 [08:56] <JoelW> if i use offline mode, will that affect my save game in any way?
#1394 [08:56] <Justproud2b> stop making GreyVulpine be a spammer lol
#1395 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> JoelW - Saves in beta are store locally
#1396 [08:56] <PcJamesy2> GreyVulpine do you ever get to play the game anymore
#1397 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> stored*
#1398 [08:56] <mrdubit> germany is in central europe : D
#1399 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> PcJamesy - Haven't touched minecraft in a couple months
#1400 [08:56] <tunnerrocks> wo
#1401 [08:56] <mojo> shame on you
#1402 [08:56] <tunnerrocks> w
#1403 [08:57] <Noodle> Jorl Yes. it will save over world if you user it in offline mode.
#1404 [08:57] <Noodle> -joel
#1405 [08:57] <JoelW> good enough
#1406 [08:57] <Sin_Away> ergh, I'd play dragon court instead but I used up all my quests yesterday :(
#1407 [08:57] <JoelW> thanks :)
#1408 [08:57] <Noodle> Your welcome.
#1409 [08:57] <mib_6dkshm> also i want to make a server i downloded all the softwhere but i cant get on and i think its because i couldent portforward minecraft i have a comtrend 536 can any1 help D:
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#1411 [08:57] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine
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#1413 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
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#1415 [08:57] <loonie> Hello
#1416 [08:57] <Mohawk> When I start up my minecraft is says can't connect to minecraft.net
#1417 [08:57] <private_meta> oh... different channel
#1418 [08:58] <mib_6dkshm> any1?
#1419 [08:58] <dylanxzxz> ya me to mohawk
#1420 [08:58] <private_meta> Hi. Got a new Minecraft install here (freshly downloaded) with a newly bought account, but when logging in it says I can't connect to minecraft.net. I can go to the page using firefox however. Any idea what might be the issue?
#1421 [08:58] <Noodle> Mohawk Try inbrowser version.
#1422 [08:58] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
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#1424 [08:58] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1425 [08:58] <Sin_Away> GreyVulpine I can't herp, ad I tried to derp, but it didn't urngh...
#1426 [08:58] <Mohawk> That has never worked for me the inbrowser version
#1427 [08:58] <mib_6dkshm> THE AUTHETENTICATION SERVER IS OVERLODED
#1428 [08:58] <GreyVulpine> !k mib_6dkshm
#1429 [08:58] * GreyBot kicked mib_6dkshm from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:734>)
#1430 [08:58] <Noodle> Thanks Caps locks c.C
#1431 [08:59] <tunnerrocks> caps is a banable offence?
#1432 [08:59] <Mohawk> Yep!
#1433 [08:59] <Noodle> Yes.
#1434 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> No, he's been here before. I've warned him before
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#1436 [08:59] <Justproud2b> its an annoying offence
#1437 [08:59] <tunnerrocks> oh ok
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#1440 [08:59] <tunnerrocks> yes it is
#1441 [08:59] <mib_rniszo> can someone help me
#1442 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1443 [08:59] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1444 [08:59] <froglegstew> dude why D:
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#1446 [09:00] <Mohawk> GreyVulpine what do you recommend I do?
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#1449 [09:00] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - Wait for Mojang to fix it?
#1450 [09:00] <Mohawk> I really don't know whats happening :3
#1451 [09:00] <GreyVulpine> Mohawk - In the meantime, find a different game? Go outside? Take a drive?
#1452 [09:00] <Noodle> Hmm He hasnt said anything on twitter yet.
#1453 [09:00] <Mohawk> Crashed my car :3
#1454 [09:00] <Noodle> Outside? Are you insane!?
#1455 [09:00] <froglegstew> any1 now how to portforward a comtrend router?
#1456 [09:00] <Justproud2b> Noodle: he normally doesnt he just fixes it and moves on
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#1458 [09:01] <iCheese_v2> When I Try To Log In It Just Says Cannot Connect To Minecraft? This Has Only Happened Recently
#1459 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1460 [09:01] <ruddie> Afternoon! I have a question.. I tried to install modloader - and now every time I try to log in, it says "can't connect to minecraft.net". I deleted everything in .minecraft and redownloaded but I still can not login.
#1461 [09:01] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
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#1463 [09:01] <mrdubit> this is a DRM Fail!
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#1465 [09:01] <Justproud2b> froglegstew: check portfoward.com
#1466 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> It's not DRM
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#1468 [09:01] <Justproud2b> it has common how to's for most routers
#1469 [09:01] <froglegstew> ok ill try brb
#1470 [09:01] <Noodle> So is MCPAtcher affecting the inbrowder version ?
#1471 [09:01] <ruddie> using the ingame browser client simply gives me a black screen while using mods (I guess that could be normal though?)
#1472 [09:01] <mrdubit> yes, it is
#1473 [09:01] <Noodle> -inbrowser
#1474 [09:01] <Noodle> Ah.
#1475 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> ruddie - That's normal. Mods dont' work in browser
#1476 [09:02] <tunnerrocks> mods are not allowed
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#1478 [09:02] <mrdubit> my cracked client works fine : (
#1479 [09:02] <tunnerrocks> tin in browser
#1480 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - I wonder why?
#1481 [09:02] <tunnerrocks> because you dont
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#1483 [09:02] <ruddie> so, I can't use mods?
#1484 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - It's a cracked client.
#1485 [09:02] <mrdubit> but not my normal buyed loader with my payed account
#1486 [09:02] <tunnerrocks> connect do you?
#1487 [09:02] <PanBazinga> aaaaaaaa
#1488 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> ruddie - Not if you want to use the browser client
#1489 [09:02] <dylanxzxz> the in browser dosent work either its just a white screen
#1490 [09:02] <ruddie> I can't connect using the client
#1491 [09:02] <ruddie> non-browser client
#1492 [09:02] <Justproud2b> mrdubit: your cracked client doesnt authenticate your paid one does
#1493 [09:02] <Bulbapuck> Hi!
#1494 [09:02] <GreyVulpine> ruddie - Auth servers are down for the downloaded client
#1495 [09:02] <espacee> I can't connect using my client ?
#1496 [09:03] <Justproud2b> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1497 [09:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1498 [09:03] <Mohawk> Oh wow the in browser FOR ONCE works instead of the download -_-
#1499 [09:03] <ruddie> ooh.. so that's the issue?
#1500 [09:03] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1501 [09:03] <Justproud2b> i win
#1502 [09:03] <espacee> can you guys help me
#1503 [09:03] <Justproud2b> lol
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#1505 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> mrdubit thus why the cracked one can't go into most smp servers
#1506 [09:03] <Bulbapuck> I can't seem to connect to Minecraft.net in minecraft
#1507 [09:03] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
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#1509 [09:03] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1510 [09:03] <ruddie> my brother can log in however, but he has the old launcher - really?
#1511 [09:03] <GreyVulpine> ruddie - Yes
#1512 [09:03] <mrdubit> GreyVulpine ruddie - Auth servers are down for the downloaded client <<this is an authentication like steam, and steam is DRM system, too
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#1514 [09:03] <ruddie> I noticed..
#1515 [09:03] <NiranV> Hello everyone!
#1516 [09:03] <Reasonedleader7> Q: will logging in online on server via cracked client work [ premium acc ]
#1517 [09:03] <Sinistrahd> and also, mrdubit, this is why the game is still in BETA
#1518 [09:03] <ruddie> okay, great... I've just been trying to fix it for 2 hours.. just to find out the auth is down *facepalm*
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#1520 [09:03] <espacee> The in-browser game gives me a black screen :(
#1521 [09:04] <xrgvenom> same^
#1522 [09:04] <Swiks> Same as espacee
#1523 [09:04] <Thundrak> So, i'm not the only one that have the problem of can't connect?
#1524 [09:04] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - Try reading what DRM is.
#1525 [09:04] <froggy> im trying to play but when i type in the username and password it says cant connect to minecraft.net even though i was just on it btw its on the download
#1526 [09:04] <espacee> nope
#1527 [09:04] <Justproud2b> no Thundrak
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#1529 [09:04] <dylanxzxz> imma build a city offline and wait for a while
#1530 [09:04] <Sinistrahd> you have to remove all mods to play the in-browser game
#1531 [09:04] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - Minecraft doesn't limit how many computers you install it on. It has no DRM
#1532 [09:04] <Swiks> same as froggy too
#1533 [09:04] <Noodle> Right im off Thanks for the help[!
#1534 [09:04] <Justproud2b> basically if u got in before the auth servers went in your fine but if your trying not u cant get in
#1535 [09:04] <private_meta> okay, the browser version of minecraft crashes firefox
#1536 [09:04] <ruddie> Thundrak - nope, seems it's normal
#1537 [09:04] <NiranV> same problem here... no login via client
#1538 [09:05] <mrdubit> yes, but it requires internet connection to play with your username
#1539 [09:05] <ruddie> the old client (which my brother has) still seems to work (whaat?)
#1540 [09:05] <ruddie> the one without the fancy news launcher
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#1542 [09:05] <pjsw007> um when i try to login minecraft, launcher shows me "Cannot connet to minecraft.net"
#1543 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - No, it doesn't?
#1544 [09:05] <pjsw007> what thing happen?
#1545 [09:05] <loonie> I am trying to set up a private server, I can manage to connect to it if I type localhost instead of the IP address, but it won't work when my friend types my external IP, even though the port forwarding tester says "Port 25565 is open"
#1546 [09:05] <ruddie> Pjsw007 - auth servers are down ;d
#1547 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> mrdubit - even wih the authentication server off, you can still play offline
#1548 [09:05] <pjsw007> Oh my godness
#1549 [09:05] <ruddie> loonie - I'll just explain it to you the easy way - download hamachi
#1550 [09:05] <pjsw007> thanks for your answer
#1551 [09:06] <mrdubit> yes, but i would like to continue playing on my mp map
#1552 [09:06] <ruddie> and let your friend connect to the IP it states there
#1553 [09:06] <mrdubit> and i cannot do this using the original client
#1554 [09:06] <Swiks> With luncher : "Cannot connet to minecraft.net" With browser : Black screen
#1555 [09:06] <ruddie> (he has to join that IP on hamachi to)
#1556 [09:06] <Sinistrahd> mrdubit, set your mp map to offline temporarily
#1557 [09:06] <GreyVulpine> Swiks - Then uninstall any mods or HD texture packs you use
#1558 [09:06] <ruddie> that seemed to work for me.
#1559 [09:06] <Swiks> Already done
#1560 [09:06] <loonie> thank you ruddie I'm trying that
#1561 [09:07] <froggy> but if i go on server it works whaa
#1562 [09:07] <xrgvenom> i got a fresh minecraft.jar and i cant play in browser
#1563 [09:07] <tunnerrocks> does multiplayer server's with bukkit work in inbrowser because Im not sure.
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#1565 [09:07] <GreyVulpine> tunnerrocks -Yes it does
#1566 [09:07] <mrdubit> Sinistrahd: this won't work, the server is not here on my local computer :D
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#1568 [09:07] <hipy> annnndddd its down
#1569 [09:07] <hipy> again
#1570 [09:07] <tunnerrocks> ok thanks grew
#1571 [09:07] <Sinistrahd> mrdubit then it's not your server I guess :P
#1572 [09:07] <tunnerrocks> *grey
#1573 [09:07] <Justproud2b> mrdubit: then wait for the authentication server to get fixed
#1574 [09:08] <hipy> that server is always down -.-
#1575 [09:08] <Sinistrahd> this is an opportunity for everyone to go outside, experience the sun, get some vitamin D!
#1576 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#1577 [09:08] <Swiks> lol
#1578 [09:08] <mrdubit> yes, and i am now veeeeery lucky that my server is a private server
#1579 [09:08] <Justproud2b> Sinistrahd: its raining here lol
#1580 [09:08] <hipy> is it down? or just laggy?
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#1582 [09:08] <Sinistrahd> Justproud2b: go sing in the rain then :P
#1583 [09:09] <Justproud2b> hipy: no idea no one here works for mojang
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#1585 [09:09] <bobd0le> where can i find multiplayer servers? free tools / no lag, etc (:
#1586 [09:09] <froglegstew> whats a static ip adress and whats the point?
#1587 [09:09] <Justproud2b> google, google, good luck, no idea?
#1588 [09:09] <tunnerrocks> try the minecraft forums
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#1591 [09:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> bobd0le smp/servers
#1592 [09:10] <VoxelHead> bobd0le: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1593 [09:10] <VoxelHead> bobd0le: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
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#1595 [09:10] <Phate45> anyone with few seconds of free time here?
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#1597 [09:10] <Dreadalus> Does anyone have time to help me regarding a login issue?
#1598 [09:10] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1599 [09:10] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1600 [09:11] <hipy> well since that server is down again... seriously its uptime is like, 20%??
#1601 [09:11] <Sinistrahd> hipy this is the first time I've ever not been able to log in
#1602 [09:11] <GreyVulpine> It has it's weeks when there's no downtime
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#1604 [09:11] <Justproud2b> hipy: thats a little dramatic
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#1606 [09:11] <Phate45> hey Justproud2b
#1607 [09:11] <Sp1nN> hi
#1608 [09:11] <Justproud2b> hi Phate45
#1609 [09:11] <froglegstew> whats a static ip adress?
#1610 [09:11] <Phate45> Justproud2b: do you have few sec free time?
#1611 [09:11] <huddler> i got in once just then then now i carnt get on
#1612 [09:12] <Sp1nN> I havent been able to join mineC for a couple of hours now, is it me or mineC?
#1613 [09:12] <ruddie> an IP address that is not dynamic.
#1614 [09:12] <Dreadalus> This is the first time Ive not been able to log in either:P Although I can see people on the livemap for the online server I play on.
#1615 [09:12] <Justproud2b> never but what do u need lol
#1616 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> Sp1nN - It's minecraft
#1617 [09:12] <Sp1nN> Oh ok
#1618 [09:12] <Phate45> Justproud2b: join #randombottest pls
#1619 [09:12] <Sp1nN> How long does it normally take to go back to normal?
#1620 [09:12] <GreyVulpine> Sp1nN - Could take a few hours
#1621 [09:12] <Sp1nN> I see
#1622 [09:12] <Sp1nN> Ok thx
#1623 [09:12] <hipy> seriously this is lame, i need minecraft's server to get on my own server..
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#1625 [09:13] <huddler> how long will this go on for
#1626 [09:13] <GreyVulpine> If past downtime's any indication, a few hours
#1627 [09:13] <Sam> Can someone please tell me how i can get minecraft to x256?
#1628 [09:13] <Dreadalus> Thanks for the help guys.
#1629 [09:13] <Sinistrahd> y'know, Terraria needs a notch NPC
#1630 [09:13] <Venom> is minecraft working now?
#1631 [09:13] <Sam> Can someone please tell me how i can get minecraft to x256?
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#1634 [09:14] <Generousboy> still cant connect?
#1635 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> Sam - Look for an HD pack that's 256x, and use the HD fix?
#1636 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> Generousboy - Nope
#1637 [09:14] <tunnerrocks> is the irc channel always this busy?
#1638 [09:14] <Sam> i am getting LB photoreaslism
#1639 [09:14] <Venom> i cant connect to minecraft.net
#1640 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> tunnerrocks - Always
#1641 [09:14] <Sam> but how can i make mc work wiht it
#1642 [09:14] <tunnerrocks> phew thats gotta stink
#1643 [09:14] <Generousboy> When they will switch on server =(
#1644 [09:14] <Venom> is minecraft working?
#1645 [09:14] <Phate45> tunnerrocks: now its little more busy than normal, since login server is down
#1646 [09:14] <GreyVulpine> In the past 70 days, we logged over 9000 unique nicks
#1647 [09:15] <tunnerrocks> wow
#1648 [09:15] <Venom> is minecraft working?
#1649 [09:15] <Sam> my LB photo reasism download is 60% complete.. when it is done how can i get minecraft to addapt to it?
#1650 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> Download client authentication server isn't
#1651 [09:15] <tunnerrocks> Venom: no the servers are down
#1652 [09:15] <Venom> ...
#1653 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> Sam - Read the instructions the pack had?
#1654 [09:15] <Sam> ohh will it say?
#1655 [09:15] <Sam> bcuz its only 60% so i cant c anything
#1656 [09:15] <froglegstew> whats a static ip adress? it it just so that your ip wqont chane?HALP D:
#1657 [09:15] <GreyVulpine> Sam - Most likely, it referenced the HD fix, at http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-611-update173-compatible-mcpatcher-hd-fix-210-02/
#1658 [09:15] <Sam> yet..
#1659 [09:15] <Generousboy> Notch! Cmon! Switch it
#1660 [09:15] <huddler> is there any way to play on my mc server without going on mc server then onto mine
#1661 [09:16] <Sam> i think i downloaded a minecraft HD thingy a while back..
#1662 [09:16] <brunix_server> try the old launcher then you can get on minecraft
#1663 [09:16] <huddler> on my server
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#1665 [09:16] <Wuverul> Hey. Um..
#1666 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> huddler - Turn off online-mode?
#1667 [09:16] <Wuverul> I can't seem to get the launcher to connect to minecraft.net
#1668 [09:16] <froglegstew> any1?
#1669 [09:16] <Wuverul> OR get the in browser to load.
#1670 [09:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1671 [09:16] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1672 [09:17] <Wuverul> I'm using the in browser client. It's not loading.
#1673 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - Then either you've got some sort of mod or hd texure pack.. or your browser's java is corrupt
#1674 [09:17] <Wuverul> Oh, it won't run in browser with texture packs on/
#1675 [09:17] <Wuverul> ?
#1676 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> Not an HD one.
#1677 [09:17] <Sinistrahd> froglegstew http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_address#Methods
#1678 [09:18] <Wuverul> or any form of mods?
#1679 [09:18] <GreyVulpine> Or any form of mods, yes.
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#1681 [09:18] <Wuverul> Thats... annoying.
#1682 [09:18] <Wuverul> because I need some of those mods to catch griefers on the server I'm admin on. Lol
#1683 [09:19] <confused> can´t connect
#1684 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1685 [09:19] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1686 [09:19] * mib_tt4sxp [mib_tt4sxp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1687 [09:19] <mib_tt4sxp> hallo
#1688 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1689 [09:19] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1690 [09:19] <Morrolan> Wuverul: Well, just try it without mods, and when it works (if it works) install one after the other, this way you might see the culprit.
#1691 [09:19] <confused> you stupid idiot all other can connect
#1692 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> !k confused
#1693 [09:19] * GreyBot kicked confused from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:735>)
#1694 [09:19] <Wuverul> I'm not the one that installed them, though, because I couldn't get it working.
#1695 [09:19] <Wuverul> I had a friend do it over teamviewer.
#1696 [09:19] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Is McPlusPlus's auto-notice already turned on?
#1697 [09:20] <Wuverul> He sent me his modded .jar.
#1698 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Don't know how to enable it
#1699 [09:20] <Morrolan> Will do, lemme check my notes.
#1700 [09:20] <Snowcat4> cant login to minecraft, its down?
#1701 [09:20] <mib_tt4sxp> i have a qoustion
#1702 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Snowcat4 - It's down, use inbrowser client
#1703 [09:20] <Snowcat4> darnit
#1704 [09:20] <Wuverul> If it works.
#1705 [09:20] <Wuverul> Lol
#1706 [09:20] <Wuverul> XD
#1707 [09:20] <mib_tt4sxp> i have a qoustion
#1708 [09:20] <Morrolan> ~minecraft down
#1709 [09:21] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_tt4sxp ask
#1710 [09:21] <mib_tt4sxp> minecraft is down why can my friend play
#1711 [09:21] <VoxelHead> mib_tt4sxp: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1712 [09:21] <VoxelHead> mib_tt4sxp: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1713 [09:21] <Morrolan> Just highlight me or g when it's up again, not that the notice stays for ages like last time. :D
#1714 [09:21] <Sinistrahd> mib_tt4sxp he logged in before it went down
#1715 [09:21] <mib_tt4sxp> aso
#1716 [09:21] <Sinistrahd> 2 Sins in one channel? excellent
#1717 [09:22] <mib_tt4sxp> who long is the down
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#1719 [09:22] <mib_tt4sxp> how long is the down
#1720 [09:22] <Sinistrahd> no, what's on third down, who's on pass interference
#1721 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_tt4sxp - We don't know
#1722 [09:22] <mib_tt4sxp> more then one hour
#1723 [09:22] <Morrolan|Mib> The notice works. Shame that it doesn't beep and blink though. :D
#1724 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#1725 [09:23] <Wuverul> I know servers are expensive, but personally, with the authentication errors, I think an upgrade is needed to accommodate the rapidly rising player count.
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#1730 [09:23] <mib_zuvp1o> hello
#1731 [09:23] <Sinistrahd> it needs to be a pop-up that keeps focus until the user click's every word in it individually if you really want more than 20% of the users to read it
#1732 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - They have upgraded. The login/web/skins stuff used to be on one server
#1733 [09:23] <AllanDonNavy> ahhhh sweet. my question was in the channel topic
#1734 [09:23] <mib_ppwyg8> Does anyone else have the problem of Not Being able to Conect to minecraft?
#1735 [09:23] <AllanDonNavy> wonderful :)
#1736 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp mc.net/authdown
#1737 [09:23] <Justproud2b> Wuverul: seeing that the main point of this game is single player and that works on and offline I dont know how much they are worried bout the auth servers =)
#1738 [09:23] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (mc.net/authdown) If you get a "Can't connect to minecraft.net" via the downloaded beta client, and the website is up, the authentication server is most likely overloaded. Please be patient, and in the meantime, try using the in-browser client available at minecraft.net until Mojang can address this issue.
#1739 [09:23] <mib_tt4sxp> is the update longer thn 1 hour
#1740 [09:23] <NiranV> YEA
#1741 [09:23] <NiranV> got in!
#1742 [09:23] <NiranV> finally
#1743 [09:23] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - And you're still running into these issues?
#1744 [09:23] <Morrolan> Lucky you. ;)
#1745 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - Yes
#1746 [09:24] <Sinistrahd> AllanDonNavy what's your NEC?
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#1748 [09:24] <mib_ppwyg8> I cant conect to minecraft anyone else have that problem? it says i cant conect to minecraft.net
#1749 [09:24] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - Is anything else still running on that server? 0.o It's not normal that a server would just reject connections like that.
#1750 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> Also, none of us here work for Mojang, we're all volunteers
#1751 [09:24] <NiranV> anyone try now
#1752 [09:24] <NiranV> seems like it works now
#1753 [09:24] <mib_zuvp1o> I try to log in to minecraft and it comes with an error. 'cannot connect to minecraft.net' HELP!
#1754 [09:24] * mib_n5upsq [mib_n5upsq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1755 [09:24] <bhboots> its up
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#1757 [09:24] <Morrolan> Wuverul: Well, seems it's just running out of slots.
#1758 [09:24] <mib_ppwyg8> Me to zuvp10
#1759 [09:24] <mib_ppwyg8> i cant conect either
#1760 [09:24] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - Oh, I honestly thought you were all employees at Mojang.
#1761 [09:24] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - Mojang has over 5 servers, on Amazon's EC2 cloud, behind a load balancer that's been known to bottleneck
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#1763 [09:25] <bhboots> GreyVulpine, is there a x64 version?
#1764 [09:25] <Straitis> Ah, that explains it
#1765 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> Nope. none of us here enjoy the profit of Mojang's labor.
#1766 [09:25] <mib_ppwyg8> Yay I can finaly get into minecraft! :D Kthxbai.
#1767 [09:25] <generousboy> Working?
#1768 [09:25] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - Those cloud servers cost per connection, though, don't they? Wouldn't it be cheaper in the long run for them to get their own servers that don't bottleneck?
#1769 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - x64 version?
#1770 [09:25] <generousboy> Does MC work?
#1771 [09:25] <Sinistrahd> just successfully logged in
#1772 [09:25] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - 64 bit version of the exe
#1773 [09:25] <mib_zuvp1o> I try to log in to minecraft and it comes with an error. 'cannot connect to minecraft.net' HELP!
#1774 [09:25] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - It's the only way they can be elastic enough for this level of growing demand
#1775 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - Not aware of any
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#1777 [09:26] <Morrolan> mib_zuvp1o: Read what AuBot said please.
#1778 [09:26] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - does it work on 64 bit OS?
#1779 [09:26] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - So when the increasing player count starts to slow down, only then it would be reasonable to actually have dedicated servers at Mojang?
#1780 [09:26] <toto225> help me
#1781 [09:26] <mib_n5upsq> Help me :o i have internet connection.. and i can see the startup launcher news, but it says it cant connect to internet so i cant play multiplayer :o
#1782 [09:26] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - Yes
#1783 [09:26] <Morrolan> Or what VoxelHead said. Or the channel topic.
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#1786 [09:27] <mib_zuvp1o> I try to log in to minecraft and it comes with an error. 'cannot connect to minecraft.net' HELP!
#1787 [09:27] <Straitis> -McPlusPlus- Please note that minecraft.net is down. Nobody here can help bring it up faster, so please be patient.
#1788 [09:27] <mib_n5upsq> yes.. thats how it is for me too :o
#1789 [09:27] <toto225> Aidé moi je suis premium beta et je n'arrive pu a me connecter
#1790 [09:27] <mib_n5upsq> oh ^^
#1791 [09:27] * mib_9u033f [mib_9u033f@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1792 [09:27] <Wuverul> It just allowed me to connect. Just keep trying, people!
#1793 [09:27] <mib_n5upsq> well that explanes things :P
#1794 [09:27] <mib_n5upsq> kkthxbb :D
#1795 [09:27] <mib_n5upsq> <3
#1796 [09:27] <Morrolan> Wuverul: So the server coughs even more? ;)
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#1798 [09:27] <Wuverul> Good point.
#1799 [09:27] <mib_9u033f> does anyone know why my minecraft isent letting me go online
#1800 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - Let me break it down for you. They need a server to provide authentication over SSL. They need a server to provide a website. They need another one for skins. They need one for hosting heartbeats to classic servers...
#1801 [09:27] <mib_zuvp1o> IM ON!! THANKS
#1802 [09:28] <Wuverul> GreyVulpine - Point taken.
#1803 [09:28] <Morrolan> Wuverul: Not that it makes a difference though, people _will_ keep on trying, no matter what their common sense sais. :D
#1804 [09:28] <Morrolan> says*
#1805 [09:28] <mib_zuvp1o> :D
#1806 [09:28] <mib_zuvp1o> BYE
#1807 [09:28] <hatman> i tryed to get on and it gave me a white screen in the web brouser
#1808 [09:29] <hatman> and frose my computer
#1809 [09:30] <hatman> WHY IS A STATIC IP???????????????
#1810 [09:30] <mib_9u033f> whenever i try to log in it comes up with cannot connect to minecraft.net but i have an internet connection
#1811 [09:30] <Morrolan> Seems authentication is somewhat up again. Could you confirm?
#1812 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> A static IP is one that doesn't change.
#1813 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Doing that right now
#1814 [09:30] <Morrolan> Oh, I guess it's regional then.
#1815 [09:30] <Opeth> Auth should be coming back online now.
#1816 [09:30] <Wuverul> LOL I should have expected this. No ones on the server.
#1817 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> Morrolan - Auth's up for me
#1818 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> !topic del 6
#1819 [09:30] <Morrolan> For me too, GreyVulpine
#1820 [09:30] <Morrolan> Anyone still having issues?
#1821 [09:30] <mib_9u033f> me
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#1823 [09:30] <hatman> WHY DO I NEEED A STATIC IP I JUST WANT A SERVER FOR ME AND MY FREINDS D:
#1824 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_9u033f - Try the downloaded client again?
#1825 [09:30] <Morrolan> Could you try once more, mib_9u033f
#1826 [09:31] <Sam> can someone please send me a link to the minecraft d/load
#1827 [09:31] <Opeth> !client
#1828 [09:31] <Morrolan> hatman: Because if your IP changes all the time they won't know where to ocnnect?
#1829 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> hatman - SO THAT YOUR COMPUTER DOESN'T LEASE A DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS FROM YOUR ROUTER, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO REBOOT YOUR COMPUTER
#1830 [09:31] <Sam> ty <3
#1831 [09:31] <Wuverul> Thank you, guys.
#1832 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> hatman - RENDERING YOUR PORT FORWARDING MOOT.
#1833 [09:31] <Morrolan> ??> GreyVulpine dont/caps
#1834 [09:31] <Morrolan> :p
#1835 [09:31] * GreyVulpine winces
#1835 [09:31] <Opeth> ;k GreyVulpine
#1836 [09:31] <Morrolan> Hmp, not even an entry for this. You ruined my joke, VoxelHead!
#1837 [09:32] * GreyVulpine hahs
#1837 [09:32] <hatman> ok i was getting mad cuz i kept asking that 3 times sorry...
#1838 [09:32] <Wuverul> Also, GreyVulpine , thanks for explaining all this to me. I never realised so much was needed at once to keep this game running. I was just thinking "Ok. All the multiplayer servers are elsewhere.. There cant be that much need for amazon cloud servers."
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#1840 [09:32] <Sam> download link please it didnt work..
#1841 [09:32] <Opeth> That is the link.
#1842 [09:32] <Morrolan> Sam: Define "didn't work" please.
#1843 [09:32] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - Indeed. Minecraft needs a large cloud network for the most important thing, distributing minecraft files worldwide
#1844 [09:32] <Sam> well i f-d up..
#1845 [09:32] <Sam> lol
#1846 [09:33] <Sam> can u plz just send the link again
#1847 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> 40 megs, per client, for 3 million users now.... is a large amount of traffic
#1848 [09:33] <Wuverul> I'll think about that next time I have to download someth ing from them. Especially the cost to them for me to download it. >.>
#1849 [09:33] <Sam> Can you please send me the link for the minecraft download
#1850 [09:33] <Morrolan> So I guess since the amount of people joining went down we can safely assume that auth is working again.
#1851 [09:33] <Morrolan> !client
#1852 [09:33] <Morrolan> ^ , there, sam.
#1853 [09:33] <Morrolan> Pick the one approrpiate to your OS.
#1854 [09:34] <Morrolan> ~minecraft up
#1855 [09:34] <Sam> Thanx xDD
#1856 [09:34] <Morrolan> (Not that Wug didn't give ti to you already. )
#1857 [09:34] <Morrolan> it*
#1858 [09:34] * Opeth coughs
#1858 [09:34] <Sam> yea before i tried to exit this webpage thinking the d-load was on the other tab
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#1860 [09:34] <Sam> but then "byebye internet"
#1861 [09:34] <Morrolan> Opeth: Oh, was it you? Sorry. <3
#1862 [09:34] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1862 [09:34] <Opeth> I am not worthy to be mistaken for Wug.
#1863 [09:34] <Opeth> Then again, I don't want to be.
#1864 [09:35] <Wuverul> OMG 1.8 is out?!
#1865 [09:35] <Wuverul> Thats what I was just told in a txt
#1866 [09:35] <Morrolan> Wuverul: I'd be _very_ astonished. ^^
#1867 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> >.>
#1868 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> We'd have been flooded with people should that occasional have arisen
#1869 [09:35] <Morrolan> Also, if it's true, byebye servers. Again.
#1870 [09:36] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Hehe, true.
#1871 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> WHY WON'T MY MINECRAFT WORK. I HAD 34234235 MODS installed
#1872 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> bleh, occasion*
#1873 [09:36] <Sinistrahd> ??> GreyVulpine mods
#1874 [09:36] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1875 [09:36] <Sinistrahd> :P
#1876 [09:36] <VoxelHead> GreyVulpine: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1877 [09:36] * GreyVulpine kicks Sinistrahd
#1877 [09:36] <Morrolan> ??< bug/stuckshift
#1878 [09:36] <Morrolan> oooo
#1879 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> Now that Risucraft's blocked mibbit, I think we're stuck with providing mod help
#1880 [09:36] * Sinistrahd rejoins and demands to know why GreyVulpine kicked him
#1880 [09:36] * Morrolan hugs VoxelHead
#1880 [09:37] <GreyVulpine> Not that I have any inclination to provide it
#1881 [09:37] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Nah, we'll just keep on telling them how to get a clean minecraft.jar. ;)
#1882 [09:37] * GreyVulpine winks
#1882 [09:37] <hatman> bye brb
#1883 [09:37] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine nah it's voluntary. Our help for mods should be "if you don't know how to install them, don't use them
#1884 [09:37] <GreyVulpine> Indeed.
#1885 [09:38] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: But did they block mibbit completely, or only the nicknames?
#1886 [09:38] <Sinistrahd> good question
#1887 [09:38] * Sinistrahd checks the ban list
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#1888 [09:39] <Morrolan> I thought someone said that they only blocked default nicks.
#1889 [09:39] <Morrolan> _303: You there?
#1890 [09:39] <Sinistrahd> they blocked the webirc client
#1891 [09:39] <Morrolan> Ah, ok.
#1892 [09:39] <Sinistrahd> and ? is a single char wildcard right?
#1893 [09:40] <Sinistrahd> oh nevermind, the irc server blocked that
#1894 [09:40] <Morrolan> Makes the preceding item optional. Greedy, so the optional item is included in the match if possible. <- according to http://www.regular-expressions.info/reference.html
#1895 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> Ah, yup
#1896 [09:40] <Morrolan> abc? matches ab or abc
#1897 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> > 35. _303!~303@d91-130-50-92.cust.tele2.at banned *!*webirc*@* on Saturday, June 25th, 2011 at 5:19am.
#1898 [09:41] <Sinistrahd> so icechat can still get in there
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#1900 [09:42] <Morrolan> It is kinda ignorant, though it surely saves them a lot of work.
#1901 [09:42] <PcJamesy> yha
#1902 [09:42] <Sinistrahd> hmm they ban mibbit client whenever a mibbiter goes in there
#1903 [09:42] <GreyVulpine> Yup
#1904 [09:42] <PcJamesy> got too quiet in here
#1905 [09:43] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - got it going, thank you for your help
#1906 [09:43] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: It's just a kick with a very short ban I guess.
#1907 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> bhboots - sure thing
#1908 [09:43] <bhboots> GreyVulpine - you have any recommended multiplayer servers?
#1909 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, nope.
#1910 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> I usually play on private servers
#1911 [09:44] <bhboots> I gotcha, thanks again, bye
#1912 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> Reddit's survival MP server can be found at s.nerd.nu
#1913 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> Usually pretty populated.
#1914 [09:44] <bhboots> Alright
#1915 [09:44] <bhboots> Ive never played the MP, just SP, so idk
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#1917 [09:45] <Yeti1337> Caneveryoneclickthis? http://dragcave.net/view/Al8q6
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#1919 [09:45] <Morrolan> ...
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#1921 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> So uh.. yeah
#1922 [09:46] <Sinistrahd> driveby advertising
#1923 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> Don't click on that >.>
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#1925 [09:46] <Sinistrahd> is it lemonparty?
#1926 [09:46] * AuBot kicked Sinistrahd from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1927 [09:46] <Morrolan> Nah, dragoncave. ;)
#1928 [09:46] <claude> i need help
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#1930 [09:46] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: Nah, just a harmless, uh, online-game-thingy.
#1931 [09:46] <Sinistrahd> oh ok
#1932 [09:47] <Morrolan> You have to raise a dragon, and by clicking that link you'd help his dragon grow.
#1933 [09:47] <Sinistrahd> don't say sourcitrusfruithappygathering
#1934 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> https://rpm.newrelic.com/public/charts/azgxVk2ImgV
#1935 [09:47] <loonie> Hi, I am trying to set up a private server for a friend and me. I am hosting the server and we are using hamachi, and it works, but my frind keeps being disconected for "Generic reason"
#1936 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> Login server graph
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#1938 [09:47] <neville132> i need heko
#1939 [09:47] <Morrolan> loonie: Hamachi? Pft. :D
#1940 [09:47] <neville132> help
#1941 [09:47] <Morrolan> neville132: With?
#1942 [09:47] <neville132> running minecraft
#1943 [09:47] <Morrolan> Yeaaa, could you be some more specific?
#1944 [09:48] <Sinistrahd> nah
#1945 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> We.. don't really provide support for servers running hamachi here. It's unncessary overhead, and can cause needless complications.
#1946 [09:48] <loonie> ok
#1947 [09:48] <neville132> ok, when i run minecraft it doesnt connect to minecraft.net and ive tryed downloading minecraft.exe again and that didnt work then i tryed playing it in browser but it wouldnt load
#1948 [09:49] <loonie> I asked half an hour ago, because it wouldn't work at all, and someone told me to use hamachi
#1949 [09:49] <loonie> now it works a bit
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#1951 [09:49] <neville132> morrolan
#1952 [09:49] <loonie> but i'l try again without it then
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#1954 [09:49] <Wuverul> Actually
#1955 [09:49] <Wuverul> I've used hamachi a lot with minecraft.
#1956 [09:49] <Wuverul> It's just.. tricky.
#1957 [09:49] <Sinistrahd> loonie you have the port forwarded correctly, right?
#1958 [09:49] <Morrolan> neville132: Are you running any security software?
#1959 [09:50] <Wuverul> Software like Peerblock tends to block Hamachi.
#1960 [09:50] <Sinistrahd> loonie do you have any security software or a firewall?
#1961 [09:50] <Morrolan> loonie: Yea, what Sinistrahd said. If you'd like to run it without Hamachi you have to forward your ports.
#1962 [09:50] <loonie> Morrolan: I did
#1963 [09:50] <Wuverul> ^
#1964 [09:50] <Sinistrahd> Morrolan I think he said he fwded 25565
#1965 [09:50] <neville132> no but i have norton and mcaffe on my computer
#1966 [09:50] <Wuverul> TCP or UDP
#1967 [09:50] <loonie> TCP
#1968 [09:50] <Sinistrahd> neville: are you loonie now? :P
#1969 [09:50] <Wuverul> do UDP too
#1970 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> Wuverul - It works, and can give people the ability to bypass port forwarding if they don't know how... but I still stand by my statement that it can cause complications that can easily be fixed by running a proper port forward
#1971 [09:50] <loonie> i am not neville
#1972 [09:51] <loonie> lol
#1973 [09:51] <Morrolan> neville132: Could you check whether Minecraft/Java is allowed through Norton's firewall?
#1974 [09:51] <loonie> and i'm a she
#1975 [09:51] <Sinistrahd> loonie and you ensured you forwarded the port for the correct IP address? (via ipconfig)
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#1977 [09:51] <neville132> how do i do that
#1978 [09:51] <loonie> yes I did
#1979 [09:51] <Morrolan> Well, if you open Norton's menu, look if there is something like "Application firewall" or similar there, neville132.
#1980 [09:51] <neville132> ok
#1981 [09:52] <Wuverul> is 1.8 really out?
#1982 [09:52] <_303> .
#1983 [09:52] <Sinistrahd> loonie what's your ip address? type it in like this while your server is running: "!check *.*.*.*" (no quotes) after you remove hamachi
#1984 [09:52] <Sinistrahd> hi _303
#1985 [09:53] <Morrolan> Wuverul: Yes, sure, you're not playing it yet?
#1986 [09:53] <Morrolan> Wuverul: If it were your client would ask you to update, right? ;)
#1987 [09:54] <neville132> morolan, i dont actually think i have norton cause when i load it up it says activate online backup
#1988 [09:54] <loonie> Sinistrahd: my external IP is 86.73.153.96
#1989 [09:54] <Wuverul> I didn't close and relaunch when I heard it was out.
#1990 [09:54] <Wuverul> I'm afraid to.
#1991 [09:54] <loonie> where do I type this ?
#1992 [09:54] <Wuverul> Lol
#1993 [09:55] <Sinistrahd> !check 86.73.153.96
#1994 [09:55] <Sinistrahd> loonie looks like your server is good to go
#1995 [09:55] <Sinistrahd> hey you've been in here on a previous day
#1996 [09:55] <neville132> morolan
#1997 [09:55] <Sinistrahd> I tried to connect to it from my client before and today when I logged in it was in my last server connect
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#1999 [09:56] <loonie> can someone else try to connect to my server ?
#2000 [09:56] <Sinistrahd> I'll try
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#2003 [09:57] <loonie> ok it works...
#2004 [09:57] <loonie> then why on earth does my friend get connection timed out ?
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#2007 [09:58] <omgwtf> test
#2008 [09:58] <Sinistrahd> he may have not typed it in right, or might have something blocking minecraft connections on his en
#2009 [09:58] <_303> test successful
#2010 [09:58] <Sinistrahd> end*
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#2013 [09:58] <neville132> can someone help
#2014 [09:59] <loonie> Sinistrahd: thank you for trying ^^
#2015 [09:59] <neville132> i need help
#2016 [09:59] <Sinistrahd> you're welcome, have the friend set up a firewall exception for minecraft I guess if they still can't connect to you
#2017 [10:00] <Wuverul> Um./. What's the most recent minecraft?
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#2019 [10:00] <Wuverul> Cause people are flipping out about how I'm still on 1.7.2
#2020 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> 1.7.3
#2021 [10:00] <Wuverul> o.o Why doesn't mine update then lol. XD
#2022 [10:00] <Wuverul> I can still connect to all the servers, though.
#2023 [10:01] <Sinistrahd> tell it to firce update
#2024 [10:01] <Sinistrahd> force*
#2025 [10:01] <Wuverul> how? o.o
#2026 [10:01] <Sinistrahd> before you log in on the options menu
#2027 [10:01] <Wuverul> oic
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#2029 [10:02] <neville132> can anyone help me?
#2030 [10:02] <Sinistrahd> neville what's your issue?
#2031 [10:02] <neville132> when i run minecraft it doesnt connect to minecraft.net and ive tryed downloading minecraft.exe again and that didnt work then i tryed playing it in browser but it wouldnt load
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#2033 [10:02] <Sinistrahd> neville try what VoxelHead says
#2034 [10:03] <Sinistrahd> wait you're on windows, right, neville132?
#2035 [10:03] <neville132> yes windows 7
#2036 [10:03] <Sinistrahd> ??> neville132 win/reinst/bat
#2037 [10:03] <VoxelHead> neville132: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2038 [10:03] <VoxelHead> neville132: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2039 [10:04] <neville132> do i loose all my mods
#2040 [10:04] <Sinistrahd> neville132 yes but improperly installing mods is probably why this happened
#2041 [10:04] <Sinistrahd> if you do this you can reinstall them properly by following the guides on the forums verbatim
#2042 [10:04] <neville132> it worked perfectley and its just started doing it
#2043 [10:05] <Sinistrahd> oh wait
#2044 [10:05] <Sinistrahd> ok
#2045 [10:05] <Sinistrahd> well if you remove the mods you'll be able to play in the browser
#2046 [10:05] <loonie> I have a question : do you type 86.73.153.96 or 86.73.153.96:25565 or something else to connect to my server ?
#2047 [10:05] <Sinistrahd> browser does not work with any mod
#2048 [10:06] <Sinistrahd> otherwise just wait until you can log in, the login authentication servers are being loaded pretty heavily
#2049 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> If you haven't changed the default port, 86.73.153.96 will automatically point to 25565
#2050 [10:06] <Sinistrahd> loonie just the address, not the port
#2051 [10:06] <neville132> how am i meant to remove the mods, there all in my minecraft.jar in winrararchiver
#2052 [10:06] <Sinistrahd> neville132 by following what VoxelHead said
#2053 [10:06] <loonie> neville132: try again, I somehow managed to connect
#2054 [10:07] <Sinistrahd> neville132 like I said, either be patient until you can log in in the download client, or remove the mods to play on the browser
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#2056 [10:08] <panitaliemom> у меня minecraft сломался помогите
#2057 [10:08] <Sinistrahd> panitaliemom wo don't read cyrillic here
#2058 [10:09] <Sinistrahd> panitaliemom try this: http://translate.google.com/
#2059 [10:09] <panitaliemom> I broke down minecraft help
#2060 [10:10] <Sinistrahd> panitaliemom Используете ли вы Microsoft Windows?
#2061 [10:10] <panitaliemom> yes
#2062 [10:10] <Sinistrahd> ??> panitaliemom win/reinst/bat
#2063 [10:10] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2064 [10:10] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2065 [10:12] <panitaliemom> ustonovil and that further
#2066 [10:13] <panitaliemom> established and that further
#2067 [10:14] <Sinistrahd> I hope that means it worked
#2068 [10:20] <Sin|Away> is there any way to tell where the boundaries of a chunk are in singleplayer with f3? I want to mark off the boundaries of the spawn-point chunk to make it safe before I set up this world as a new server world
#2069 [10:21] <Opeth> You can do so in MCEdit.
#2070 [10:22] <Sin|Away> ah ok, I'll have to nab that
#2071 [10:22] <Sin|Away> and python
#2072 [10:22] <Opeth> Make a small selection, go to Chunk Control and there is an option to select chunks located with the selection
#2073 [10:22] <Sin|Away> thanks opeth
#2074 [10:22] <Sin|Away> way more helpful than Wug ;)
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#2076 [10:24] <caity1998> Minecraft wont load for me. :/
#2077 [10:24] <Phate45> any python coder?
#2078 [10:25] <caity1998> No
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#2081 [10:29] <caity1998> Wont load for either stand-alone or browser
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#2084 [10:32] <JohnEBH> caity1998, You mean you can login but you get black/white screen?
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#2087 [10:33] <caity1998> No, It says it has finished updating, But wont load
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#2091 [10:34] <JohnEBH> ??> caity1998 win/reinst/bat
#2092 [10:34] <VoxelHead> caity1998: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2093 [10:34] <VoxelHead> caity1998: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2094 [10:34] <callum123> lli need help with installation
#2095 [10:34] * mib_drbcei [mib_drbcei@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2096 [10:34] <callum123> i need help
#2097 [10:34] <mib_26ufhp> i need help
#2098 [10:35] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#2099 [10:35] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2100 [10:35] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2101 [10:35] <callum123> i have just downloaded the game and ive been playing it but i dont seem to have a .minecraft folder
#2102 [10:35] * mib_rquz3l [mib_rquz3l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2103 [10:35] <mib_oy5vzf> i cat get minecraft to run on my graphic card
#2104 [10:35] <JohnEBH> callum123, Do you have java installed?
#2105 [10:35] <adantur> Objects on my game screen have a red shadow, how do I get rid?
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#2107 [10:36] <callum123> yes
#2108 [10:36] <JohnEBH> mib_oy5vzf, dxdiag.
#2109 [10:36] <mib_oy5vzf> yes
#2110 [10:36] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_oy5vzf win/dxdiag
#2111 [10:36] <VoxelHead> mib_oy5vzf: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2112 [10:36] <VoxelHead> mib_oy5vzf: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2113 [10:36] <JohnEBH> adantur, A red shadow?
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#2115 [10:36] <callum123> what do i do johnebh
#2116 [10:36] <JohnEBH> ??> callum123 win/reinst
#2117 [10:36] <VoxelHead> callum123: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2118 [10:36] <mib_oy5vzf> hello
#2119 [10:36] <adantur> For example it appears as though there are two moons in the sky, one red one white
#2120 [10:36] <VoxelHead> callum123: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2121 [10:37] <adantur> Same with everything else.
#2122 [10:37] <JohnEBH> ??> adantur support
#2123 [10:37] <VoxelHead> adantur: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2124 [10:37] <mib_oy5vzf> who talking to me
#2125 [10:37] <mib_rquz3l> #
#2126 [10:37] <JohnEBH> mib_oy5vzf, There's only one person available at the moment...
#2127 [10:37] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2128 [10:37] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2129 [10:38] * omni [omni@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2130 [10:38] <omni> hello
#2131 [10:38] <huddler> hello, can you help me? when i open up minecraft and go onto my server the land just ends and when i knock down a block nothing pops up what can i do?
#2132 [10:38] <callum123> i dont have a .minecraft folder in %appdata%
#2133 [10:38] <Broxi> pixel format not accellerarted? Help?
#2134 [10:38] <JohnEBH> omni, Hi
#2135 [10:38] <mib_rquz3l> ive got the installer but it says it has incountered a fatal error waht do i do??
#2136 [10:38] <omni> my minecraft save doesn't appear in the world list after a crash, is there a way to get it to load again?
#2137 [10:38] <JohnEBH> huddler, You can't build in spawn, move away or make yourself op
#2138 [10:38] <omni> the folder still exists in saves
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#2140 [10:39] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_rquz3l win/reinst/bat
#2141 [10:39] <VoxelHead> mib_rquz3l: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2142 [10:39] <VoxelHead> mib_rquz3l: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2143 [10:39] <JohnEBH> ??> omni nullsave
#2144 [10:39] <callum123> voxelhead i dont have a .minecraft folder in there
#2145 [10:39] <VoxelHead> omni: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#2146 [10:39] <VoxelHead> omni: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#2147 [10:39] <JohnEBH> ??> callum123 bot
#2148 [10:39] <VoxelHead> callum123: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2149 [10:39] <callum123> what
#2150 [10:39] <JohnEBH> callum123, Then, reinstall java
#2151 [10:39] <callum123> ok
#2152 [10:39] <JohnEBH> ??> callum123 win/javarA
#2153 [10:39] <VoxelHead> callum123: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2154 [10:40] <VoxelHead> callum123: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2155 [10:40] <omni> I tried that, mcedit can load it successfully and even save it but it still won't appear
#2156 [10:40] <mib_oy5vzf> i mean who talking to me there some much pepolpe
#2157 [10:40] <JohnEBH> callum123, Remove java using this ^^
#2158 [10:40] <callum123> using what
#2159 [10:40] <JohnEBH> mib_oy5vzf, II'm the only one helping out atm, sooo....
#2160 [10:40] <JohnEBH> callum123, The javaRA tool
#2161 [10:40] <Broxi> anyone know to fix the pixel format not accelerated error
#2162 [10:40] <mib_oy5vzf> say i if there your the won
#2163 [10:40] <JohnEBH> omni, Save it as a new map...
#2164 [10:40] <huddler> when i get onto the server i just fall down then the connection goes and when i reload it just happens again
#2165 [10:40] <JohnEBH> ??> broxi, win/dxdiag
#2166 [10:40] <VoxelHead> broxi,: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2167 [10:41] <VoxelHead> broxi,: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2168 [10:41] <mib_26ufhp> i dont have a .minecraft folder and i cant run minecraft it says is not downloaded but i play mincraft for 1 hour a go
#2169 [10:41] <mib_oy5vzf> i cat get minecraft to run on my graphic card
#2170 [10:41] <JohnEBH> huddler, delete the map files for the server and let regenerate them
#2171 [10:41] <mib_rquz3l> it still says fatal error on a notebook document with a load of numbers its really annoying cause i paid nearly 3 hours ago and cant get it to work!!
#2172 [10:41] <callum123> johnebh what do i do when im on there cus its just got a load of writing which one is it
#2173 [10:42] <JohnEBH> callum123, Remove older versions of java
#2174 [10:42] <napoleon> when i try to run minecraft it says that something is not downloaded
#2175 [10:42] <huddler> start a new server?
#2176 [10:42] <JohnEBH> ??> napoleon win/reinst/bat
#2177 [10:42] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2178 [10:42] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2179 [10:42] <callum123> johnebh it doesnt say that
#2180 [10:42] <JohnEBH> huddler, Just delete the map files.
#2181 [10:42] <mib_rquz3l> it still says fatal error on a notebook document with a load of numbers its really annoying cause i paid nearly 3 hours ago and cant get it to work!!
#2182 [10:42] <mib_rquz3l> can any1 tell me what to do?
#2183 [10:43] <JohnEBH> callum123, Have you downloaded the program yet?
#2184 [10:43] <mib_oy5vzf> i could play it before i clean my computer back to when i got it
#2185 [10:43] <callum123> what program
#2186 [10:43] <JohnEBH> ??>> mib_rquz3l win/reinst/bat
#2187 [10:43] <JohnEBH> ??>> callum123 winjavara
#2188 [10:43] <JohnEBH> ??>> callum123 win/javara
#2189 [10:43] <mib_26ufhp> i have bought the game but i cant download it
#2190 [10:43] <huddler> does that mean all of my stuff will dissapear?
#2191 [10:43] <JohnEBH> mib_26ufhp, Have you tried playing it on minecraft.net?
#2192 [10:43] <callum123> johnebh it doesnt say that on there
#2193 [10:43] <JohnEBH> huddler, If you've made progress yes
#2194 [10:44] <JohnEBH> callum123, Look for windows binary download...
#2195 [10:44] * mib_6b4zxr [mib_6b4zxr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2196 [10:44] <mib_oy5vzf> i cat get mine craft to run on my graphic card I could play it before i clean my computer back to when i got it it the same graphic card
#2197 [10:44] <JohnEBH> mib_oy5vzf, I've already asked for dxdiag.
#2198 [10:44] <callum123> johnebh what do i do when ive downloaded it
#2199 [10:44] <mib_rquz3l> wahts that????
#2200 [10:44] <JohnEBH> ??>> mib_oy5vzf win/dxdiag
#2201 [10:44] <mib_rquz3l> it just dissapears
#2202 [10:45] <JohnEBH> callum123, pretty obvious, open it and use to uninstall java
#2203 [10:45] <JohnEBH> mib_rquz3l, Launch minecraft now
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#2205 [10:45] <Broxi> http://pastebin.com/rb64dcWL
#2206 [10:45] <callum123> johnebh it aint my fault i dont want to mess it up
#2207 [10:45] <mib_rquz3l> i cant thats what i mean it gets to the installer and it wont let me
#2208 [10:45] <mib_rquz3l> it comes up with a notebook
#2209 [10:46] <mib_pwookr> when i try to run minecraft it says something is not downloaded
#2210 [10:46] <mib_rquz3l> saying loads of wierd stuff
#2211 [10:46] <mib_rquz3l> help please??
#2212 [10:46] <JohnEBH> Shush
#2213 [10:46] <JohnEBH> Wait
#2214 [10:46] <callum123> johnebh what do i open it with
#2215 [10:46] <huddler> ive recreated a new server but i jsut keep falling through the map
#2216 [10:46] <JohnEBH> callum123, Have you unzipped the files yet?
#2217 [10:47] <callum123> huh
#2218 [10:47] <JohnEBH> huddler, you're computer must be slow... Just wait for the chunks to load
#2219 [10:47] <huddler> iveleft it for ages but i just keep falling
#2220 [10:47] <callum123> johnebh when i click it, comes up with winrar archiver
#2221 [10:47] <Broxi> JohnEBH http://pastebin.com/rb64dcWL
#2222 [10:47] <Calinou> that's loading chunks, huddler
#2223 [10:48] <JohnEBH> Broxi, I've seen it, I'm looking for your driver
#2224 [10:48] <Calinou> you need to wait a bit of time, if you wait 1+ minute, reconnect to the server
#2225 [10:48] <mib_rquz3l> no1 is helping me !!!!
#2226 [10:48] <Broxi> ok sorry JohnEBH
#2227 [10:48] <huddler> when i reconnect i still just fall down the map
#2228 [10:48] <huddler> its never done it before
#2229 [10:48] <callum123> JohnEBH when i click it, it comes up with winrar archiver
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#2231 [10:49] <mib_1makm4> in have a question
#2232 [10:49] <Opeth> ?? ask
#2233 [10:49] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2234 [10:49] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2236 [10:50] <mib_1makm4> ok well i downloaded the minecraft1.7.3 beta and made a minecraft account but it wont let me log on
#2237 [10:50] <mib_1makm4> how do i log on
#2238 [10:50] <mib_pwookr> when i try to run minecraft it says something is not downloaded i think i do not have the minecraft bin folder or any other folders
#2239 [10:50] <Sin|Away> Opeth, thanks, mcedit is pretty useful looking, like a more powerful version of worldedit without need of entering commands constantly
#2240 [10:50] <Broxi> JohnEBH ill be right back. you u tell me what the error is when i say im back
#2241 [10:50] <juhliane> i downloaded the beta but it wont let me play
#2242 [10:51] <callum123> johnebh what do i do when ive deleted older versions
#2243 [10:51] <Opeth> juhliane - Have you paid for an account?
#2244 [10:51] <mib_1makm4> same juhliane
#2245 [10:51] <juhliane> yes i have an account..
#2246 [10:51] <mib_1makm4> me too
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#2248 [10:52] <callum123> there meant to be helping us
#2249 [10:52] <naxez> hello, im tryng to set up a server for me and my brother, we have 2 computers on a lan, and i downloaded the bukkit executable jar file, and ran it in cmd. When we tried to connect it, on his screen it said, bad login, and on my screen it said user not premium. Can anybody help please?
#2250 [10:52] <JohnEBH> Broxi, https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_vista32-64_wdm.exe
#2251 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> naxez - You need to pay to play minecraft, even on a LAN server
#2252 [10:52] <callum123> johnebh what do i do when ive removed older versions
#2253 [10:53] <JohnEBH> callum123, Reinstall java
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#2255 [10:53] <naxez> ko tnx
#2256 [10:53] <mib_1makm4> i downloaded my free beta from cnet and the launcher says my acc not premium but i just want 2 play offline
#2257 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> 'free' beta from cnet?
#2258 [10:54] <JohnEBH> mib_1makm4, Minecraft beta is not free
#2259 [10:54] <mib_1makm4> well
#2260 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, cnet doesn't have a 'free' beta
#2261 [10:54] <JohnEBH> mib_1makm4, But there is a demo.
#2262 [10:54] <mib_1makm4> im new to minecraft
#2263 [10:54] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_1makm4 demo
#2264 [10:54] <VoxelHead> mib_1makm4: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2265 [10:54] <VoxelHead> mib_1makm4: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2266 [10:54] <mib_1makm4> then i was demo im not sure
#2267 [10:54] <mib_1makm4> does demo run out cause i just want to play offline
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#2269 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes it does
#2270 [10:55] <huddler> ive been sat at the bottom of the map for ages now
#2271 [10:55] <JohnEBH> mib_1makm4, Yes there is a 90 minute time limit
#2272 [10:55] <mib_1makm4> oh ok well ima delete the cnet thing
#2273 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> Even offline, minecraft requires a paid for account, past the 90 minute time limit of the demo
#2274 [10:55] <JohnEBH> ??>> huddler win/dxdiag
#2275 [10:55] <huddler> what>
#2276 [10:55] <mib_1makm4> thnx
#2277 [10:56] <Sin|Away> is the humblebundle still letting you play minecraft free for a while? or did that bonus end? maybe you could look into that, mib_1makm4
#2278 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> Sin|Away - Yes it is, until aug 14
#2279 [10:56] <callum123> johnebh when i download java it says Congratulations! You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26). and it doesnt download ??? help
#2280 [10:56] <JohnEBH> If you buy it now... You get humble bundle 2 and this other game
#2281 [10:56] <JohnEBH> If you bought it before august, you had the 14 day minecraft trial
#2282 [10:57] <callum123> johnebh
#2283 [10:57] <mib_1makm4> is their any older free versions of minecfart
#2284 [10:57] <JohnEBH> callum123, Play via minecraft.net
#2285 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> Classic is free, on minecraft.net's website
#2286 [10:57] <JohnEBH> mib_1makm4, Minecraft classic
#2287 [10:57] <JohnEBH> I'm slow today T.T
#2288 [10:57] <mib_1makm4> ok
#2289 [10:57] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2289 [10:57] <mib_1makm4> thnx guys very much i mighht just buy it
#2290 [10:58] * GreyVulpine heads off for lunch.
#2290 [10:58] <JohnEBH> Bye o/
#2291 [10:59] <callum123> johnebh i dont have a .minecraft folder i dont what you said
#2292 [10:59] <JohnEBH> callum123, have you tried playing minecraft @minecraft.net?
#2293 [11:00] <Broxi> JohnEBH im back
#2294 [11:00] <callum123> yes but i want a .minecraft folder so i can install mods
#2295 [11:00] <huddler> please can someone help
#2296 [11:01] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Check pm
#2297 [11:01] <callum123> johnebh i want a .minecraft folder so i can install mods
#2298 [11:01] <JohnEBH> callum123, Have you launched minecraft once?
#2299 [11:01] <JohnEBH> huddler, i've asked for dxdiag.
#2300 [11:01] <JohnEBH> ??>> huddler win/dxdiag
#2301 [11:02] <Broxi> JohnEBH it says Unauthorized Download
#2302 [11:02] <huddler> whats that?
#2303 [11:02] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Whut? Seriously?
#2304 [11:02] <JohnEBH> huddler, Read it
#2305 [11:02] <Broxi> •You clicked on a link on a site that is not part of the AMD domain (e.g. not support.amd.com).
#2306 [11:02] <huddler> whats the win key?
#2307 [11:02] <JohnEBH> Broxi, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
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#2309 [11:03] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Scroll down and download the wdm driver
#2310 [11:03] <JohnEBH> ??> huddler win/key
#2311 [11:03] <VoxelHead> huddler: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2312 [11:03] <CantConnect> hey I cant connect to minecraft.net any solutions ?
#2313 [11:03] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, To the website or from the launcher?
#2314 [11:03] <Vaune> Anyone experiencing the ghost blocks (introduced in patch 1.7ish) frequently? Every world I generate eventually results in a memory leak. Idling, MC takes ~800k memory to run, and crashes when my computer 'runs out of memory'
#2315 [11:03] <callum123> johnebh its worked now thanks so much
#2316 [11:03] <CantConnect> from launcher
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#2318 [11:04] <huddler> ok im doing it
#2319 [11:04] <Rensik> #craftbukkitdev
#2320 [11:04] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, Try playing from minecraft.net
#2321 [11:04] <Rensik> ok, I'm looking for some help
#2322 [11:04] <CantConnect> from the website i can play normally but from launcher getting no connection to minecraft,net
#2323 [11:04] <Rensik> lol
#2324 [11:04] <JohnEBH> Rensik, Go ahead
#2325 [11:05] <Rensik> Alright.
#2326 [11:05] <huddler> whats the irc channel?
#2327 [11:05] <Broxi> how much memory does minecraft claasic take to run
#2328 [11:05] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, Make sure you' on java 6, and check to make sure that your firewall or antivirus isn't blocking minecraft/java
#2329 [11:05] <JohnEBH> Broxi, a lot less than beta
#2330 [11:05] <JohnEBH> huddler, You're in one
#2331 [11:06] <Broxi> ok download complete should i try and see if it works
#2332 [11:06] <Sin|Away> huddler this chat here is called an irc channel
#2333 [11:06] <Vaune> Can anyone help me with potential memory leaks / Ghost blocks?
#2334 [11:06] <Rensik> I'm looking for a way to allow a player who doesn't have a premium account on my server without taking it offline. I was wondering if there was a way to do so using craftbukkit.
#2335 [11:07] <Sinistrahd> Vaune still getting those huh? have you checked on the forums to find how others fixed it?
#2336 [11:07] <Vaune> Yeah, I've tried searching a bunch of different places.
#2337 [11:07] <JohnEBH> Rensik, lol I guess we won't be helping you.
#2338 [11:07] <Sinistrahd> Rensik nope, that's technically aiding piracy
#2339 [11:07] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Tried optifog yet?
#2340 [11:08] <Vaune> No, what is it?
#2341 [11:08] <JohnEBH> !google optifog
#2342 [11:08] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifog&l=0
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#2344 [11:08] <Vaune> brb
#2345 [11:08] <huddler> where do you find the link it sends you?
#2346 [11:08] <Sinistrahd> huddler in your address bar
#2347 [11:08] <JohnEBH> In the url bar?
#2348 [11:08] <Rensik> why am I still in minecrafthelp? damn it I was trying to join bukkitdev >.>
#2349 [11:08] <Broxi> JohnEBH what am i clicking on express or custom
#2350 [11:08] <Sinistrahd> bukkitdev won't help you either
#2351 [11:09] <huddler> oh lol
#2352 [11:09] <huddler> http://pastebin.com/x5Y50xtc
#2353 [11:09] <Sinistrahd> they frown on piracy
#2354 [11:09] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Either one will work
#2355 [11:09] <Broxi> ok its anaylizing
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#2357 [11:09] <xarcus> I need some help with connecting to servers - 3 days ago it just wouldn't let me join any server!
#2358 [11:09] <xarcus> still cant join anything
#2359 [11:10] <Broxi> now its installing ATI manager
#2360 [11:10] <JohnEBH> I can't conneect to that paste...
#2361 [11:10] <JohnEBH> Odd...
#2362 [11:10] <Sinistrahd> john go to this cached copy
#2363 [11:10] <Sinistrahd> http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://pastebin.com/x5Y50xtc
#2364 [11:10] <huddler> now what
#2365 [11:10] <Sinistrahd> looks like an old driver, possibly old card issue
#2366 [11:10] <JohnEBH> they cached it that quickly? o.o"
#2367 [11:10] <Sinistrahd> google cache is fast
#2368 [11:10] <JohnEBH> Sinistrahd, he has server issues.
#2369 [11:11] <Sinistrahd> oh
#2370 [11:11] <JohnEBH> Sinistrahd, His map won't load
#2371 [11:11] <JohnEBH> Sinistrahd, I was checking his specs
#2372 [11:11] <huddler> it worked fine yesterday
#2373 [11:11] <CantConnect> have the same problem after downloading java again and checking firewall and antivirus still cant connect pls help
#2374 [11:11] <JohnEBH> Cache won't work either...
#2375 [11:11] <Sinistrahd> I'll re-pastebin it then
#2376 [11:11] <Sinistrahd> :P
#2377 [11:11] <JohnEBH> lol
#2378 [11:11] <JohnEBH> Ty
#2379 [11:11] <xarcus> ive got thee same problem
#2380 [11:11] <Broxi> if this doesnt work im gonna wait till i can afford a bettter more up to date computer
#2381 [11:12] <Sinistrahd> wow pastebin is laggy today
#2382 [11:12] <xarcus> no one has a solution?
#2383 [11:12] <Sinistrahd> is there a pastebin alternative?
#2384 [11:12] <JohnEBH> mibpaste?
#2385 [11:13] <JohnEBH> Sucks^^
#2386 [11:13] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Yeaaah
#2387 [11:14] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, you know another possibility why i cant connect to minecraft.net
#2388 [11:14] <Broxi> i hope it work coz im parents wont buy me a computer till christmas
#2389 [11:14] <Sinistrahd> JohnEBH http://pastebin.com/YYXWses8
#2390 [11:14] <Sinistrahd> finally loaded
#2391 [11:15] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, Ever pirate minecrafT?
#2392 [11:15] <Sinistrahd> and actually his original pb works now too :p
#2393 [11:15] <CantConnect> no
#2394 [11:15] <JohnEBH> Sinistrahd, Ty ^.^"
#2395 [11:15] <Sinistrahd> they must've reset a server or something
#2396 [11:15] <JohnEBH> ??> CantConnect win/reinst/bat
#2397 [11:15] <VoxelHead> CantConnect: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2398 [11:15] <VoxelHead> CantConnect: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2399 [11:16] <JohnEBH> huddler, lol You're laptop can't handle hosting and running minecraft.
#2400 [11:16] <JohnEBH> Your*
#2401 [11:16] <Sinistrahd> time for me to go clean house yet again
#2402 [11:16] <huddler> why not
#2403 [11:16] <JohnEBH> Sinistrahd, have fun!
#2404 [11:16] <JohnEBH> huddler, I can tell you that you have enough ram, but your processor isn't up to the task
#2405 [11:16] <xarcus> voxelhead, would this be the same case if i can not join any minecraft online server?
#2406 [11:17] <JohnEBH> huddler, Neither is your graphics card to play minecraft that well...
#2407 [11:17] <huddler> oh
#2408 [11:17] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2409 [11:17] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2410 [11:17] <Broxi> its taking so long to install. nothing better to do but watch the bar go a millimetre every 5 mins
#2411 [11:17] <huddler> should i get new ones?
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#2413 [11:17] <JohnEBH> huddler, Laptops aren't meant for hosting servers
#2414 [11:17] <huddler> im not hosting the server
#2415 [11:17] <JohnEBH> huddler, Buy dedicated server or use a desktop to host it
#2416 [11:18] <CantConnect> Cant even connect....
#2417 [11:18] <CantConnect> same error
#2418 [11:18] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, Have you made firewall exceptions for the launcher yet?
#2419 [11:18] <Broxi> brb need to reboot appaerently
#2420 [11:18] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Yup
#2421 [11:18] <huddler> minecraft isnt using alot of graphics
#2422 [11:19] <huddler> IM NOT HOSTING THE SERVER I JUST WANT TO JOIN IT
#2423 [11:20] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, yeah already done to java and minecraft
#2424 [11:20] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, I'm out of ideas >.<
#2425 [11:21] <JohnEBH> huddler, Well the server is having problems.
#2426 [11:21] <liltaylor> I have brough minecraft but it wont let me download it to my computer (windows), all that happens is instead of the normal dirt piece it's a piece of paper and when i click on it it ask's me what to run minecraft on. how do i fix this, do i need to download anything?
#2427 [11:22] <JohnEBH> liltaylor, Change the file extensio to .exe
#2428 [11:22] <huddler> my laptop have 2g of memory and i dont want to host a server i only want to join it
#2429 [11:22] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, I saw in the account of my brother is pirate minecraft what should i do
#2430 [11:22] <JohnEBH> liltaylor, Rename it and add .exe to the end of the name
#2431 [11:22] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, There's your problem...
#2432 [11:22] <huddler> runescape works fine on it???
#2433 [11:22] <liltaylor> i will try that thanks
#2434 [11:22] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, can you delete the .minecraft folder?
#2435 [11:23] <JohnEBH> huddler, I've already stated you'll have to check the server for errors
#2436 [11:23] <huddler> its been working fine for the past week
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#2438 [11:24] <huddler> well the host of the server and a couple of other players are playing fine on the server
#2439 [11:24] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, yes I can
#2440 [11:24] <JohnEBH> huddler, It could a be a connection issue then
#2441 [11:24] <JohnEBH> huddler, Speedtest.net and tell me your results
#2442 [11:25] <sprog> every time i try to get on to multiplayer ... it either kicks me off in the first minute or often doesnt let me on saying some thing similar to java is the problem ? and it sais some thing in the gzip file is missing ?
#2443 [11:25] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, Yeah delete it, and do the same on your account. The launch minecraft again
#2444 [11:25] <JohnEBH> sprog, Are you on a wireless connection?
#2445 [11:25] <sprog> yes
#2446 [11:26] <sprog> its been fine but started to act up about a couple of days agon (maybe a week) ?
#2447 [11:26] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, same error...
#2448 [11:26] <huddler> download speed 1.73 and upload speed 0.62mbps
#2449 [11:27] <JohnEBH> huddler, How many players are on the server right now?
#2450 [11:27] <huddler> none he shut it down now
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#2452 [11:28] <JohnEBH> CantConnect, disable you antivirus temporarily to see if it's blocking minecraft?
#2453 [11:28] <sprog> t should i do the same ?
#2454 [11:29] <JohnEBH> sprog, There are issues with wireless connections and multiplayer.
#2455 [11:29] <dr_bibble> i cant seem to run minecraft it says it has been downloaded but it wont run
#2456 [11:29] <sprog> t oh so i deal with it for ow ?
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#2458 [11:29] <JohnEBH> sprog, I recommend using a wired connection but you cab try a reinstall.
#2459 [11:29] <sprog> ow * now
#2460 [11:29] <JohnEBH> ??> sprog win/reinst/bat
#2461 [11:29] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2462 [11:29] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2463 [11:29] <JohnEBH> ??> dr_bibble win/reinst/bat
#2464 [11:29] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
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#2466 [11:29] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2467 [11:30] <CantConnect> JohnEBH, same problem
#2468 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Is this on the launcher, or can you not connect to the minecraft.net website?
#2469 [11:30] <huddler> is there any way of getting a refund on minecraft?
#2470 [11:30] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, he had a pirated copy installed on his machine...
#2471 [11:30] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine, Not sure if it had any effects.
#2472 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> Which is why I'm asking..
#2473 [11:31] <CantConnect> its thelauncher i can connect to minecraft.net and play but not through the launcher...
#2474 [11:31] <JohnEBH> ??> huddler support
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#2476 [11:31] <VoxelHead> huddler: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2477 [11:31] <Broxi> im back from reboot
#2478 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - What operating system are you on?
#2479 [11:31] <CantConnect> Windows 7
#2480 [11:31] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Try it now? =P
#2481 [11:31] <CantConnect> 64bit
#2482 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Your system's time and date correct?
#2483 [11:31] <huddler> stealing
#2484 [11:31] <Broxi> ok
#2485 [11:31] <CantConnect> yes
#2486 [11:32] <huddler> no refunds?!
#2487 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Does your windows username have a ! mark in it?
#2488 [11:32] <JohnEBH> huddler, That would go under account or payment
#2489 [11:32] <dr_bibble> still nothing happened it says i should be able to play it but i cant the window closes and nothing happened i looked around for the file but it wasnt there i only plaid for it today
#2490 [11:32] <CantConnect> no my username is Ricco
#2491 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Your windows username?
#2492 [11:32] <CantConnect> Ricco
#2493 [11:33] <Broxi> JohnEBH its still not worked.
#2494 [11:33] <JohnEBH> dr_bibble, Try playing @ minecraft.net
#2495 [11:33] <JohnEBH> Broxi, What error is it
#2496 [11:33] <dr_bibble> it just wont atart i dont know what to do ???
#2497 [11:33] <Broxi> still pixel format not accellerated
#2498 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Most likely then, it's gotta do with some sort of software on your machine that's blocking java/minecraft then
#2499 [11:34] <CantConnect> i have already shut down all security software to check none is blocking same error
#2500 [11:34] <JohnEBH> Broxi, I'll search for another driver then >.<
#2501 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> CantConnect - Can you go to your cmd prompt in windows, and ping "login.minecraft.net", tell me what ip it resolves to?
#2502 [11:35] <CantConnect> yes one moment
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#2504 [11:36] <CantConnect> 127.0.0.1
#2505 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> That would be why
#2506 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> The pirated version, modified your hosts file on windows to get around authentication.
#2507 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> Please give me this:
#2508 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> ??> CantConnect win/hosts
#2509 [11:37] <VoxelHead> CantConnect: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#2510 [11:37] <VoxelHead> CantConnect: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#2512 [11:38] <Broxi> ??>bot
#2513 [11:38] <Broxi> the message back is funny
#2514 [11:38] <JohnEBH> Broxi, try this? http://driverscollection.com/?file_cid=245990846222i8iRajb6aprv2Ln
#2515 [11:38] <Broxi> ok
#2516 [11:40] <Broxi> y audio driver
#2517 [11:40] <JohnEBH> Is it the audio drivers? o.o"
#2518 [11:40] <JohnEBH> Broxi, http://driverscollection.com/?file_cid=24599110536BkOe4GXJmDQr1LAs
#2519 [11:41] <Broxi> ok video drivers now
#2520 [11:41] <CantConnect> thx worked for me
#2521 [11:41] <JohnEBH> lol
#2522 [11:41] <smoky> hi when i try to play minecraft thru the browser i get to the pge and theres a X in the top left corner
#2523 [11:42] <JohnEBH> smoky, Java installed?
#2524 [11:42] <smoky> how do i check
#2525 [11:42] <JohnEBH> smoky, Control panel, uninstall programs
#2526 [11:43] <Broxi> JohnEBH This link was generated for another IP (195.93.21.39) than your IP (195.93.21.74)
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#2528 [11:43] <smoky> yup i got java
#2529 [11:44] <JohnEBH> smoky, is it up to date?
#2530 [11:44] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Really? T.T"
#2531 [11:44] <smoky> now how do i check
#2532 [11:44] <Broxi> yes really im copying what error mesages say
#2533 [11:44] <JohnEBH> Broxi, http://driverscollection.com/?H=EasyNote%20MZ35%20series&By=Packard%20Bell&SS=Windows%20Vista
#2534 [11:44] <JohnEBH> Scroll down to find the driver >.<
#2535 [11:45] <JohnEBH> smoky, Look at the end of the java name to see if it says update 26
#2536 [11:45] <smoky> me scroll
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#2538 [11:46] <smoky> do have to go under cadagory add remove prograns
#2539 [11:47] <lilTaylor> im making a minecraft server, how do you put your single player world as the server world?
#2540 [11:47] <Broxi> JohnEBH it says to enter image displayed but cookies are disabled. how to enable them?
#2541 [11:47] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Check your browser settings
#2542 [11:47] <JohnEBH> lilTaylor, Take your single player save file and put in the server folder
#2543 [11:47] <lilTaylor> wher's the single player save file?
#2544 [11:47] <JohnEBH> lilTaylor, Make sure that the world is named according to the name of the world your server is set to use
#2545 [11:48] <smoky> mine is update 6 !!!
#2546 [11:48] <JohnEBH> lilTaylor, .minecraft folder
#2547 [11:48] <JohnEBH> smoky, 6?
#2548 [11:48] <smoky> yup
#2549 [11:48] <JohnEBH> ??> smoky javara
#2550 [11:48] <lilTaylor> I can't seem to find it (I'm on windows)
#2551 [11:48] <JohnEBH> ??> smoky win/javara
#2552 [11:48] * mib_y4o9v8 [mib_y4o9v8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2553 [11:48] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2554 [11:48] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2555 [11:48] <JohnEBH> ??> smoky getjava
#2556 [11:48] <VoxelHead> smoky: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2557 [11:48] <Broxi> JohnEBH im in settings my browser is aol dont understand it
#2558 [11:48] <JohnEBH> Do those in order
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#2560 [11:49] <JohnEBH> Broxi, netscape? Not sure how to find settings for cookies then..
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#2562 [11:49] <smoky> over load
#2563 [11:49] <smoky> wich one do i go to
#2564 [11:49] <Broxi> does anyone here know how to enable cookies on an aol browser
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#2567 [11:51] <JohnEBH> smoky, Start with JavaRA to remove java
#2568 [11:51] <smoky> this is safe rite johnEBH
#2569 [11:51] <JohnEBH> smoky, Then reinstall
#2570 [11:52] <mib_a8s4bp> I got this when attempting to install paid beta on a Win 7 SP1 Ultimate system Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 5/08/11 11:40 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
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#2572 [11:52] <smoky> where do i find java ra
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#2574 [11:53] <mib_rifx25> on hamachi does it matter if it says relayed tunnel/
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#2577 [11:54] <lmagyar> I got this when attempting install with Win 7 SP1 Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 5/08/11 11:40 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsyste
#2578 [11:54] <mib_r1vjac> please help me Minecraft error gives Minecraft has crashed!
#2579 [11:55] <mib_r1vjac> please help me Minecraft error gives
#2580 [11:55] <mib_rifx25> help me please. does a relayed tunnel on hamachi anything?
#2581 [11:55] <smoky> johnebh
#2582 [11:55] <JohnEBH> All mib's change nicknames
#2583 [11:55] <smoky> you there
#2584 [11:55] <mib_rifx25> mean*
#2585 [11:55] <JohnEBH> /nick (newname)
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#2587 [11:55] <JohnEBH> smoky, Yes?
#2588 [11:56] <smoky> than ca you help
#2589 [11:56] <smoky> can
#2590 [11:56] <asiflad> help me please. does a relayed tunnel on hamachi mean anything?
#2591 [11:56] <mib_r1vjac> ааауууууууу
#2592 [11:56] <JohnEBH> smoky, I've already told you what to do
#2593 [11:56] <smoky> but i dont get it
#2594 [11:56] <JohnEBH> asiflad, Don't use hamachi
#2595 [11:56] <mib_r1vjac> у меня маинкрафт сломался помогите
#2596 [11:56] <JohnEBH> smoky, Use javara to remove java
#2597 [11:56] <JohnEBH> smoky, Then reinstall
#2598 [11:56] <asiflad> what should i use
#2599 [11:57] <smoky> where is javaRA
#2600 [11:57] <mib_r1vjac> ау кто небудь русский знает
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#2602 [11:58] <mib_r1vjac> люди
#2603 [11:58] <sprog> he..l
#2604 [11:58] <sprog> Hello
#2605 [11:58] <JohnEBH> asiflad, Nothing but Ip's
#2606 [11:58] <mib_r1vjac> прив
#2607 [11:58] <smoky> where is javaRA
#2608 [11:58] <JohnEBH> mib_r1vjac, Speak english
#2609 [11:58] <smoky> john
#2610 [11:58] <JohnEBH> ??> smoky win/javaRA
#2611 [11:58] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2612 [11:58] <VoxelHead> smoky: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2613 [11:59] <earlehank> NEED HELP!!! My display driver is out of date and when I try to get a new one at Nvidia and I get the latest one for windows visa which the computer I have it says its not compatible with it. What should I do?
#2614 [11:59] <Vaune> Optifog seems to have resolved the memory leak errors I was having. Thank you for the suggestion!
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#2616 [11:59] <sprog> Guys im desperated
#2617 [11:59] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Np
#2618 [11:59] <sprog> i've updated windows 7 service pack
#2619 [11:59] <sprog> and now minecraft after login is black!
#2620 [11:59] <sprog> can't play anymore
#2621 [11:59] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Did you get the one for your graphics card?
#2622 [11:59] <mib_r1vjac> да бля ктонибудь русский знает
#2623 [11:59] <JohnEBH> ??> sprog win/reinst/bat
#2624 [11:59] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2625 [11:59] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2626 [11:59] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_r1vjac
#2627 [11:59] * AuBot kicked mib_r1vjac from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: None given.))
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#2629 [12:00] <smoky> s what do i do when i get to there website
#2630 [12:00] <smoky> so
#2631 [12:00] <JohnEBH> smoky, Download it?
#2632 [12:00] * mib_r1vjac [mib_r1vjac@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2633 [12:00] <earlehank> I dont know all I know is that I need a new Display driver.....
#2634 [12:00] <mib_r1vjac> СССР
#2635 [12:00] <JohnEBH> ??> earlehank win/dxdiag
#2636 [12:00] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2637 [12:00] <smoky> how
#2638 [12:01] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2639 [12:01] <earlehank> i did that
#2640 [12:01] <smoky> how
#2641 [12:01] <earlehank> before
#2642 [12:01] <JohnEBH> mib_r1vjac, English
#2643 [12:01] <JohnEBH> smoky, Figure it out
#2644 [12:01] <mib_r1vjac> russian
#2645 [12:01] <TheNytangel> mib_r1vjac, speak fuckin english or JohnEBH will ban you
#2646 [12:01] <JohnEBH> mib_r1vjac, Well don't expect support here...
#2647 [12:01] <mib_r1vjac> Russian tourist
#2648 [12:02] <sprog> VoxelHead: >downloading packages
#2649 [12:02] <earlehank> voxelhead i did that for you last time.......
#2650 [12:02] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2651 [12:02] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2652 [12:02] <sprog> bot bzzt
#2653 [12:02] <earlehank> ????
#2654 [12:02] <sprog> VoxelHead: bzzt
#2655 [12:02] <mib_r1vjac> Minecraft чинити быстро бля
#2656 [12:02] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Now you're doing it for me
#2657 [12:03] <earlehank> ok
#2658 [12:03] <smoky> ok i downladed it now what
#2659 [12:03] <sprog> Help!
#2660 [12:03] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_r1vjac I've already said, no russian. (Refer to MW2 if you need an example)
#2661 [12:03] * AuBot kicked mib_r1vjac from #minecrafthelp (Reason: You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: I've already said, no russian. (Refer to MW2 if you need an example)))
#2662 [12:03] <sprog> i used the minecraft uninstall bat file
#2663 [12:03] <sprog> but minecraft stills freezing!
#2664 [12:03] <sprog> even in browser mode
#2665 [12:03] <JohnEBH> smoky, Use it to uninstall java
#2666 [12:03] * mib_r1vjac [mib_r1vjac@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2667 [12:03] <mib_r1vjac> ыыыы
#2668 [12:03] <sprog> via browser or exe it freezes at black
#2669 [12:04] <JohnEBH> sprog, Is hava up to date?
#2670 [12:04] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, kickban
#2671 [12:04] <smoky> so how do i do that
#2672 [12:04] <JohnEBH> sprog, java*
#2673 [12:04] <sprog> according to java console yes
#2674 [12:04] <JohnEBH> sprog, Update 26?
#2675 [12:04] <sprog> 1.6.0_26
#2676 [12:04] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I have such a power?
#2677 [12:04] <sprog> Java Plug-in 1.6.0_26 Usar versión JRE 1.6.0_26-b03 Java HotSpot(TM) Client V
#2678 [12:04] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, dunno :P
#2679 [12:04] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I'll just spam notice him
#2680 [12:05] <mib_r1vjac> суки ченити быстро
#2681 [12:05] <smoky> so how do i do that
#2682 [12:05] <Broxi> russian guy is back
#2683 [12:05] <smoky> john
#2684 [12:05] <sprog> i don't know what to do
#2685 [12:05] <JohnEBH> !kickban mib_r1vjac People like you don't learn...
#2686 [12:05] <smoky> how
#2687 [12:05] <sprog> i haven't play minecraft in weeks beacuse of this
#2688 [12:05] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_r1vjac
#2689 [12:05] <earlehank> http://pastebin.com/5qJKu8Hx
#2690 [12:05] * AuBot kicked mib_r1vjac from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: None given.))
#2691 [12:05] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, lol
#2692 [12:06] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH don't have access to !kb?
#2693 [12:06] <JohnEBH> smoky, Try remove older versions of java
#2694 [12:06] <Broxi> JohnEBH im still not getting anywhere ive enabled cookies as the site says but the image doesnt appear
#2695 [12:06] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Apparently not?
#2696 [12:06] <sprog> nobody had my problem before?
#2697 [12:06] <JohnEBH> sprog, Usually a reinstall fixes it
#2698 [12:06] <sprog> but it didn't
#2699 [12:06] <sprog> it freezes on exe and in browser
#2700 [12:07] <earlehank> Voxelhead i did it
#2701 [12:07] <JohnEBH> earlehank, http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#2702 [12:07] * mib_1vmyav [mib_1vmyav@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2703 [12:07] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2704 [12:07] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2705 [12:07] <TheNytangel> earlehank, go ahead and talk to VoxelHead. You won't get any help at all.
#2706 [12:07] <earlehank> ok
#2707 [12:07] <JohnEBH> ??> sprog win/dxdiag
#2708 [12:07] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2709 [12:07] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2710 [12:07] <mib_1vmyav> I quickly mends broken Minecraft СССР
#2711 [12:08] <sprog> roger
#2712 [12:08] <smoky> never mind javas update is 26
#2713 [12:08] <sprog> mean while check this http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/wtflgg.png/
#2714 [12:08] <sprog> http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/wtflgg.png/
#2715 [12:08] <mib_1vmyav> по русски пишите
#2716 [12:08] <JohnEBH> !kb mib_1vmyav
#2717 [12:08] <earlehank> JohnEBH i did that downlaod
#2718 [12:08] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_1vmyav
#2719 [12:08] * AuBot kicked mib_1vmyav from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: None given.))
#2720 [12:08] <earlehank> and it didnt work
#2721 [12:08] <JohnEBH> !kickban mib_1vmyav
#2722 [12:08] <JohnEBH> There
#2723 [12:09] <JohnEBH> Nope T.T
#2724 [12:09] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Details please
#2725 [12:09] <Broxi> AuBot needs to stop unbaning russian guy
#2726 [12:09] <JohnEBH> Broxi, I just don't have the power to ban T.T
#2727 [12:09] <earlehank> when i download that it says its not compadible to my computer
#2728 [12:10] <Broxi> im still not getting anywhere
#2729 [12:10] <sprog> JohnEBH: VoxelHead http://pastebin.com/XBEDtEat http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/wtflgg.png/
#2730 [12:10] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Are you sure?
#2731 [12:10] <Broxi> ok John
#2732 [12:10] <smoky> javas update is 26 and it still has an X in the top left corner
#2733 [12:10] <TheNytangel> earlehank, paste your dxdiag into pastebin and give us the link
#2734 [12:10] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I already got it
#2735 [12:10] <TheNytangel> Oh
#2736 [12:10] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I sent him the right link
#2737 [12:10] <earlehank> yes i tryed the download like 5 times
#2738 [12:10] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, I just doubt he use my link
#2739 [12:10] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, tell him to use windows updates?
#2740 [12:10] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, You're funny
#2741 [12:11] <TheNytangel> :P
#2742 [12:11] <smoky> josh!!! javas update is 26 and it still has an X in the top left corner
#2743 [12:11] <JohnEBH> sprog, Unknown Paste ID!
#2744 [12:11] <smoky> ops john
#2745 [12:11] <JohnEBH> smoky, Screenshot?
#2746 [12:11] <smoky> what
#2747 [12:11] <Vaune> Well, it fixed the memory crashes, but not the lighting or ghost block bugs :(
#2748 [12:11] <earlehank> JohnEBH what should I do?
#2749 [12:11] <JohnEBH> smoky, Take a screenshot
#2750 [12:12] <JohnEBH> earlehank, I've sent you the link you needed
#2751 [12:12] <smoky> whats a skreen shot
#2752 [12:12] <JohnEBH> !google screenshot
#2753 [12:12] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=screenshot&l=0
#2754 [12:12] <earlehank> ill try but i dont think it will work....
#2755 [12:12] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Check settngs?
#2756 [12:12] <JohnEBH> earlehank, You didn't even try it.
#2757 [12:12] <Vaune> Settings for Optifog?
#2758 [12:12] <JohnEBH> ??> earlehank dont/bother
#2759 [12:13] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#2760 [12:13] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Optifog adds more graphics options
#2761 [12:13] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Check your settings ^.^
#2762 [12:13] <sprog> JohnEBH: http://pastebin.com/XBEDtEat
#2763 [12:13] <Vaune> Then I must not have installed it correctly. brb
#2764 [12:13] <sprog> still unknown?
#2765 [12:13] <smoky> google skeenshot
#2766 [12:13] <JohnEBH> sprog, Nope
#2767 [12:13] <smoky> ???
#2768 [12:14] <JohnEBH> sprog, uhhh, Do you have anything else open while trying to launch minecraft?
#2769 [12:14] <sprog> just ie and windows live messenger
#2770 [12:14] <sprog> :S
#2771 [12:14] <sprog> JohnEBH: http://pastebin.com/K9VykUgt
#2772 [12:14] <sprog> here's reuploaded
#2773 [12:14] <sprog> check itout
#2774 [12:15] <JohnEBH> sprog, Have 64bit java installed?
#2775 [12:15] <JohnEBH> sprog, And why are you on a 64bit os with 2GB of RAM?
#2776 [12:15] <Broxi> i'm still confused i've enabled cookies as the site says to show the image but the image doesnt appear
#2777 [12:15] <earlehank> JohnEBH it didnt work :(
#2778 [12:16] <sprog> o.o
#2779 [12:16] <sprog> beacuse the processor is 64bits?
#2780 [12:16] <sprog> let me check
#2781 [12:16] <JohnEBH> sprog, 4gb or more then use 64bit
#2782 [12:16] <JohnEBH> sprog, 64bit os' tend to use more ram as well
#2783 [12:16] <sprog> oh dang!
#2784 [12:16] <sprog> <<
#2785 [12:17] <sprog> btw my java says "Update2" "update 6"
#2786 [12:17] <earlehank> so wat do i do?
#2787 [12:17] <sprog> does not say if it's 64bits
#2788 [12:17] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Give me a moment
#2789 [12:17] <JohnEBH> ??> sprog getjava
#2790 [12:17] <VoxelHead> sprog: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2791 [12:18] <JohnEBH> sprog, Go to more java downloads and grab the 64bit offline installer
#2792 [12:18] <sprog> http://download.oracle.com/auth/otn-pub/java/jdk/7/jdk-7-windows-x64.exe?e=1312560551&h=37e44ac385e56b6395c96503024df9d8 that one?
#2793 [12:18] <JohnEBH> sprog, That's java 7
#2794 [12:18] <JohnEBH> sprog, http://javadl.sun.com/webapps/download/AutoDL?BundleId=49026
#2795 [12:19] <sprog> btw
#2796 [12:19] <sprog> You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26). Old and unsupported versions of Java have also been detected on your system. Click here for instructions on how to remove them to maintain your system security.
#2797 [12:19] <sprog> wtf
#2798 [12:19] <sprog> downloading
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#2800 [12:19] <JohnEBH> sprog, JavaRa can fix that
#2801 [12:19] <JohnEBH> ??> sprog win/javara
#2802 [12:19] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2803 [12:19] <VoxelHead> sprog: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2804 [12:19] <sprog> what's javaRa? oh
#2805 [12:19] <Broxi> y does voxelhead keep giving owner to ppl then removing it
#2806 [12:20] <JohnEBH> earlehank, http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-270.61-whql-driver.html
#2807 [12:20] <sprog> he's kinda tsundere <3
#2808 [12:20] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#2809 [12:20] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
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#2811 [12:22] <Broxi> i know voxelhead is a bot but y does it do it
#2812 [12:22] <sprog> dling jre
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#2814 [12:23] <earlehank> I think i got it to work JohnEBH but it says other Installations are running.
#2815 [12:24] <Broxi> im still getting pixel format errors
#2816 [12:24] <JohnEBH> earlehank, Er...
#2817 [12:24] <JohnEBH> Broxi, ...
#2818 [12:24] <earlehank> I dont get it nothing else is downloading
#2819 [12:24] * mib_1hnn0t [mib_1hnn0t@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2820 [12:25] <JohnEBH> Broxi, You still can't download it?
#2821 [12:25] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Try using IE to download it >.<
#2822 [12:25] <JohnEBH> Broxi, Or another browser, like firefox or chrome
#2823 [12:26] <earlehank> I think ill restart my computer and try it..../...
#2824 [12:26] <Broxi> JohnEBH it doesnt let me download the drivers off the site u gave me. it says to type letters from image. but image doesnt appear coz my cookies are disabled. i went and enabled them but still no image
#2825 [12:26] <Broxi> JohnEBH i have to use aol. everything runs through aol or it cost us
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#2827 [12:27] <sprog> JohnEBH: (build 1.6.0_26-b03)
#2828 [12:27] <sprog> that's my java
#2829 [12:27] <sprog> after uninstall and new install
#2830 [12:27] <sprog> HORY SHEET
#2831 [12:27] <sprog> it works :D
#2832 [12:28] <sprog> Thanks thanks thanks :D
#2833 [12:28] <sprog> a little question
#2834 [12:28] <JohnEBH> Broxi, http://downloads.guru3d.com/ATI-Catalyst-7.10-Vista-32-bit-download-1757.html
#2835 [12:28] <sprog> what performance mode should i choosed for low end machines?
#2836 [12:29] <JohnEBH> sprog, fast, tiny - normal render, max performance
#2837 [12:29] <JohnEBH> or power saver
#2838 [12:29] <JohnEBH> Which ever one works best.
#2839 [12:29] <sprog> ty
#2840 [12:30] <Broxi> cant stupid parental blocks. gonna have to wait till my dad gets back
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#2842 [12:32] <JohnEBH> Broxi, ...
#2843 [12:32] <JohnEBH> Well keep that link handy
#2844 [12:33] <Broxi> im leaving my computer on that page. ive emailed the link to my dads computer so when he is back he can check it to prove its not some stupid game site. yes my dad is like that. he needs proof
#2845 [12:39] * mib_86drjr [mib_86drjr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2847 [12:40] <hatman> help me please
#2848 [12:41] <hatman> comment faire ? l'ecran de minecraft est noir
#2849 [12:42] <JohnEBH> ??> hatman win/reinst/bat
#2850 [12:42] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2851 [12:42] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2852 [12:42] <JohnEBH> hatman, Good luck
#2853 [12:42] <hatman> thanks
#2854 [12:43] <Broxi> hatman comment allez vous?
#2855 [12:44] <hatman> moi?
#2856 [12:44] <Broxi> yes u
#2857 [12:45] <hatman> quand j'allume minecraft... l'ecran est tous noir
#2858 [12:45] <Broxi> black screens must be annoying i cant even load it
#2859 [12:45] <hatman> what ?
#2860 [12:45] <Broxi> i cant help u dont know how bu read the earlier message
#2861 [12:46] <hatman> a d'accord merci
#2862 [12:46] <Broxi> no problem you should thank JohnEBH
#2863 [12:47] <JohnEBH> Hm?
#2864 [12:47] * ferdinand [ferdinand@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2865 [12:47] <ferdinand> minecraft says it crashed
#2866 [12:47] <Broxi> hatman says ok thanks so i said he should thank u
#2867 [12:48] <Rikairchy> I get 50fps on Linux now :)
#2868 [12:48] <hatman> je sais pas comment me servir du site que hatman ma donner : minecraftreinstalle
#2869 [12:48] <JohnEBH> lol
#2870 [12:49] <hatman> ^^
#2871 [12:49] <hatman> pouvez-vous m'expliquer ?
#2872 [12:50] <hatman> s'il vous plait
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#2874 [12:50] <Broxi> um an explaination uh i'm no good
#2875 [12:51] <hatman> ses pas grave essayer quand meme
#2876 [12:51] <Vaune> @John - got it installed correctly. Haven't seen those bugs pop up yet, but the lag so far is pretty bad. will continue playing with settings
#2877 [12:52] <hatman> je suis desespere
#2878 [12:52] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Try turning off all animations
#2879 [12:52] <Vaune> Good idea
#2880 [12:52] <hatman> animation?
#2881 [12:52] <hatman> ses a dire?
#2882 [12:52] <JohnEBH> hatman, Sry I'm not good with french >.<
#2883 [12:53] <JohnEBH> gotta pull up google translate
#2884 [12:53] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I thought it was spanish
#2885 [12:53] <hatman> okay
#2886 [12:53] <JohnEBH> -.-
#2887 [12:53] <Broxi> JohnEBH i was gonna say google translate it
#2888 [12:53] <Vaune> no animations = game crash
#2889 [12:53] <hatman> animation that is to say?
#2890 [12:53] <JohnEBH> hatman, Just download it and run it. Then restart minecraft
#2891 [12:53] <JohnEBH> ??> hatman win/reinst/bat
#2892 [12:53] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2893 [12:53] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2894 [12:54] <JohnEBH> hatman, So download that ^^ and open it. After that, play minecraft
#2895 [12:54] <hatman> its not working
#2896 [12:54] <JohnEBH> hatman, Still black screening>
#2897 [12:54] <JohnEBH> ?
#2898 [12:55] <hatman> ?
#2899 [12:55] <hatman> what?
#2900 [12:55] <hatman> I'll try again
#2901 [12:55] <JohnEBH> hatman, Are you still getting a black screen?
#2902 [12:56] <hatman> yes
#2903 [12:56] <Broxi> est l'ecran reste noir
#2904 [12:56] <hatman> oui
#2905 [12:58] <Broxi> je ne sais pas comment vous aider
#2906 [12:58] <hatman> I reinstall everything
#2907 [12:58] <JohnEBH> ??> hatman teamviewer
#2908 [12:58] <hatman> se n'est pas grave
#2909 [12:58] <VoxelHead> hatman: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2910 [12:58] <VoxelHead> hatman: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2911 [12:58] <hatman> ok i test
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#2913 [13:01] <hatman> What should I do after install?
#2914 [13:02] <hatman> ?
#2915 [13:02] <JohnEBH> hatman, Run it and pm me your ID and Pass
#2916 [13:03] <JohnEBH> hatman, /msg JohnEBH (id) (pass)
#2917 [13:03] <hatman> : id : 830 661 149 et mot de passe 42g1xj
#2918 [13:04] * mib_p0b2sa [mib_p0b2sa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2919 [13:05] <mib_p0b2sa> i need help
#2920 [13:05] * lumines_ [lumines_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2921 [13:05] <mib_p0b2sa> with slimes
#2922 [13:05] <TheNytangel> -_-
#2923 [13:06] <mib_p0b2sa> i cant find ant
#2924 [13:06] <mib_p0b2sa> any
#2925 [13:06] <TheNytangel> Good
#2926 [13:06] <JohnEBH> hatman, /msg JohnEBH your message here...
#2927 [13:06] * mib_xt3fs4 [mib_xt3fs4@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2928 [13:06] <mib_p0b2sa> help!
#2929 [13:06] <TheNytangel> You're looking in the wrong place
#2930 [13:06] * kendle [kendle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2931 [13:06] <JohnEBH> mib_p0b2sa, #minecraft
#2932 [13:06] <mib_p0b2sa> o thats gay
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#2934 [13:06] <TheNytangel> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Slimes
#2935 [13:07] <mib_p0b2sa> no i cant find them
#2936 [13:07] <TheNytangel> Click that link
#2937 [13:07] <mib_p0b2sa> ok bye
#2938 [13:08] <kendle> Hi i just downloeded a texture pack from a site and now i wanted to tchek it out but it stays blocked just before the title screen.WTF? can anyone help?
#2939 [13:08] <hatman> johnEBH what is your password
#2940 [13:08] <Vaune> @John - seems to be working ok now, thanks for the help
#2941 [13:09] <JohnEBH> hatman, I need your teamviewer password. The one you send me is incorrect
#2942 [13:09] <JohnEBH> hatman, Use /msg JohnEBH to send it to me
#2943 [13:09] <JohnEBH> Vaune, Np
#2944 [13:09] <Vaune> Its still running at like 950k memory thought :/
#2945 [13:09] <Vaune> though*
#2946 [13:09] <JohnEBH> ??> kendle win/reinst/bat
#2947 [13:09] <VoxelHead> kendle: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2948 [13:09] <VoxelHead> kendle: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2949 [13:09] <Calinou> wait, no need to reinstall
#2950 [13:10] <hatman> my password is :5109
#2951 [13:10] <Calinou> kendle: in order to use "HD" texture packs, you need a patcher
#2952 [13:10] <Calinou> read here, kendle: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/232701-611-update173-compatible-mcpatcher-hd-fix-210-02/
#2953 [13:10] <Calinou> install the mcpatcher while minecraft is not open, then open minecraft when you finished patching, and be sure to read the entire post
#2954 [13:10] <kendle> yeah ive dowloeded hd texture packs before but they workt a treat
#2955 [13:11] <JohnEBH> hatman, It's not working are you sure that's the password and ID?
#2956 [13:11] <Calinou> every time you update minecraft, all mods are removed, and the patcher is a mod
#2957 [13:11] <kendle> oh ok what a noob i am #
#2958 [13:11] <hatman> ID presentation or remote control?
#2959 [13:12] <kendle> :) ok thaks for the help guys,much apresiated
#2960 [13:12] <JohnEBH> I need your ID
#2961 [13:12] <JohnEBH> And the password displayed right below it
#2962 [13:12] <hatman> ID 830 661 149
#2963 [13:13] <Morrolan> waaait
#2964 [13:13] <Morrolan> Use a privatemessage: "/msg JohnEBH stuffhere"
#2965 [13:13] <JohnEBH> Morrolan, I've told him several times to do that >.>"
#2966 [13:13] <hatman> 42g1xj
#2967 [13:13] <Morrolan> Or "/notice JohnEBH stuffhere"
#2968 [13:13] <Morrolan> JohnEBH: Haha, ok. ^^
#2969 [13:16] * Calinou haxes hatman's computer
#2969 [13:16] <Calinou> no, that's a joke :)
#2970 [13:16] <Calinou> I'm on linux, how would I install teamviewer
#2971 [13:17] <hatman> ?? getjava
#2972 [13:17] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#2973 [13:18] <Morrolan> Calinou: I don't think there's a Linux version of it. :/
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#2975 [13:18] <petern> actually there does appear to be a linux version
#2976 [13:18] * ProHipHopper [ProHipHopper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2977 [13:18] <Morrolan> Calinou: Wait, there is
#2978 [13:18] <Morrolan> Just www.teamviewer.com -> Linux
#2979 [13:19] <Calinou> kay, but I don't need it for now :P
#2980 [13:19] <Morrolan> Then select your Linux distro ofcourse.
#2981 [13:19] <Morrolan> Well then.
#2982 [13:19] <JohnEBH> Whoever I kicked off, luls
#2983 [13:20] * Morrolan raises hand
#2983 [13:20] <JohnEBH> LOOOL
#2984 [13:20] <Morrolan> y u no love me :(
#2985 [13:20] <JohnEBH> My bad ^.^
#2986 [13:20] <Morrolan> No worries ;)
#2987 [13:21] <JohnEBH> Cause It coud've been anyone in this channel XD
#2988 [13:21] <Morrolan> Yep. :D
#2989 [13:21] <Morrolan> Managed to get it working?
#2990 [13:21] <JohnEBH> He's got java 7, outdate java 6
#2991 [13:21] <JohnEBH> So messed
#2992 [13:21] <JohnEBH> Working on it
#2993 [13:22] <Morrolan> Ah, ok.
#2994 [13:23] <JohnEBH> ?? javara
#2995 [13:23] <JohnEBH> ?? win/javara
#2996 [13:23] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2997 [13:23] <VoxelHead> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#2999 [13:31] <mib_r9gw39> hI
#3000 [13:31] <mib_r9gw39> Hi
#3001 [13:31] <JohnEBH> Hello?
#3002 [13:31] <mib_r9gw39> are you here to help me
#3003 [13:33] * mib_eyl16r [mib_eyl16r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3004 [13:33] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3005 [13:33] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3006 [13:33] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#3008 [13:35] <josh> does anyone know how to fix the black screen problem during the loading process? i can eventually fix it through clearing the bin and redownloading but it usually takes upwards of 30 minutes to even get minecraft running and im getting fed up with it
#3009 [13:35] * mib_2owqi7 [mib_2owqi7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3010 [13:35] <mib_2owqi7> Hi?
#3011 [13:36] <josh> hey
#3012 [13:36] <mib_2owqi7> My minecraft account doesnt work!
#3013 [13:36] * mib_qhvul5 [mib_qhvul5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3014 [13:36] <josh> im here for help too man :\
#3015 [13:36] <mib_qhvul5> hello
#3016 [13:36] <mib_2owqi7> hi
#3017 [13:36] <josh> does anyone know how to fix the black screen problem during the loading process? i can eventually fix it through clearing the bin and redownloading but it usually takes upwards of 30 minutes to even get minecraft running and im getting fed up with it
#3018 [13:36] <mib_2owqi7> no
#3019 [13:36] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help D:
#3020 [13:37] <mib_2owqi7> I have the same problem
#3021 [13:37] <dec> i never had that problem
#3022 [13:37] <mib_2owqi7> what to do?
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#3024 [13:37] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help 2#
#3025 [13:37] <hi> hi
#3026 [13:37] <mib_qhvul5> I'm having a issue I just purchased the minecraft game and know I'm trying to download and play but it say that I'm not a premium
#3027 [13:37] <mib_2owqi7> Mine says that too
#3028 [13:38] <mib_2owqi7> I'm not a premium though...
#3029 [13:38] <dec> do u play in browser?
#3030 [13:38] <hi> I play it on my pc but on my laptop it wont work
#3031 [13:38] <mib_2owqi7> no
#3032 [13:38] <mib_2owqi7> downloaded the game
#3033 [13:38] <mib_qhvul5> I'm just trying to play it I just bought it I play like 21 dollars
#3034 [13:38] <mib_2owqi7> fucker won't work
#3035 [13:38] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3036 [13:39] <dec> im not a helper :L
#3037 [13:39] <mib_2owqi7> Is anyone a helper!
#3038 [13:39] <josh> i dont think any in here are
#3039 [13:39] <mib_qhvul5> wow
#3040 [13:39] <dec> ive never heard of being premium?
#3041 [13:39] <dec> im not premium
#3042 [13:39] <dec> and i can play
#3043 [13:39] <hi> I am
#3044 [13:39] <dec> :L
#3045 [13:39] <mib_2owqi7> well this leads to nowhere
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#3047 [13:40] <hi> i bought it the other day on papal n credit card
#3048 [13:40] <mib_r9gw39> Im premium
#3049 [13:40] <dec> i bought this month]
#3050 [13:40] <mib_qhvul5> where is a helper
#3051 [13:40] <hi> i bought on thursday
#3052 [13:40] <dec> cost me £13.75
#3053 [13:40] <hi> yesterday n it sed premium i bout £13.00
#3054 [13:40] <The_Hollowed> How do I start up the program that lets me code in Java? I've already installed JDK
#3055 [13:40] <mib_qhvul5> cost me $21.95
#3056 [13:40] <dec> dollars are worth more
#3057 [13:40] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3058 [13:41] <mib_qhvul5> i know
#3059 [13:41] <dec> hollowed dose it not say run this time at top?
#3060 [13:41] <The_Hollowed> what?
#3061 [13:41] <The_Hollowed> how do I start the program?
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#3063 [13:41] <The_Hollowed> what do I click?
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#3065 [13:42] <dec> voxel head
#3066 [13:42] <The_Hollowed> ???
#3067 [13:42] <dec> nuffing
#3068 [13:42] <dec> go on homepage
#3069 [13:42] <The_Hollowed> homepage of what?
#3070 [13:42] <dec> minecraft..
#3071 [13:42] <mib_2owqi7> fayul!
#3072 [13:43] <dec> whos having probs?
#3073 [13:43] <mib_2owqi7> me!
#3074 [13:43] <sandraz> my kid tried to dowload some minecraft extras and can't log in now. We keep getting a fail to update error. Help!!!
#3075 [13:43] <dec> wat about?
#3076 [13:43] <josh> does anyone know how to fix the black screen problem during the loading process? i can eventually fix it through clearing the bin and redownloading but it usually takes upwards of 30 minutes to even get minecraft running and im getting fed up with it
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#3078 [13:43] <The_Hollowed> I'm having problems with JAVA program
#3079 [13:44] <mib_2owqi7> Can't log in, It just says i'm not a premium!
#3080 [13:44] <dec> get lastest java
#3081 [13:44] <sandraz> actually he cant load the game on the Mac, he can on our PC
#3082 [13:44] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3083 [13:44] <Silleh_hugs> I got an error: Internal exeption: java.io.IOExeption: Bad packet id 230
#3084 [13:44] <The_Hollowed> Actuially, I'm talking about Program to code in JAVA, I already know why my minecraft doesn't work
#3085 [13:44] <mib_2owqi7> fuck you guys
#3086 [13:44] <dec> mib have u payed?
#3087 [13:44] <dec> thanls
#3088 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3089 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3090 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3091 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3092 [13:45] <dec> have u bought it?
#3093 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3094 [13:45] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH,
#3095 [13:45] <The_Hollowed> he said he did
#3096 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> no
#3097 [13:45] <JohnEBH> ?
#3098 [13:45] <mib_r9gw39> thank you I have downloaded the Beta version ( I have made a account ) But when I sigh In It will not let me. Iv tried evrythink I really Need help AND it seais its premium? What do I do???
#3099 [13:45] <TheNytangel> Kick
#3100 [13:45] <dec> u need to buy it :L
#3101 [13:45] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_r9gw39 spam
#3102 [13:45] * AuBot kicked mib_r9gw39 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: spam))
#3103 [13:45] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, kick mib_r9gw39
#3104 [13:45] * mib_r9gw39 [mib_r9gw39@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3105 [13:45] <mib_2owqi7> THat fucking spammer had the same problem as me
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#3107 [13:46] <JohnEBH> How come voxel didn't block...
#3108 [13:46] <mib_2owqi7> Help anyone!
#3109 [13:46] <The_Hollowed> You have to buy Minecraft\
#3110 [13:46] <sandraz> my kid tried to dowload some minecraft extras and can't log in now. We keep getting a fail to update error. Help!!!
#3111 [13:46] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, beta is not free
#3112 [13:46] <mib_2owqi7> Why can't i just play for free!
#3113 [13:46] <The_Hollowed> classic is free
#3114 [13:46] <JohnEBH> ??> sandraz win/reinst/bat
#3115 [13:46] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3116 [13:46] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3117 [13:46] <The_Hollowed> Isn't there a free trial?
#3118 [13:46] <mib_2owqi7> where do i find classic?
#3119 [13:46] <JohnEBH> ?? demo
#3120 [13:46] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3121 [13:46] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3122 [13:46] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, On the website
#3123 [13:47] <The_Hollowed> Classic isn't anything like beta, doont play it
#3124 [13:47] <Silleh_hugs> I got an error: Internal exeption: java.io.IOExeption: Bad packet id 230
#3125 [13:47] <JohnEBH> Silleh_hugs, On a wireless connection?
#3126 [13:47] <sandraz> thanks, is that good for Mac?
#3127 [13:47] <Silleh_hugs> Yes.
#3128 [13:47] <The_Hollowed> It's just building with unlimited resources
#3129 [13:47] <mib_2owqi7> So I can't play free?
#3130 [13:47] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Nope
#3131 [13:47] <JohnEBH> ??> sandraz mac/reinst
#3132 [13:47] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3133 [13:47] <The_Hollowed> I tyhink ther's a free trial
#3134 [13:47] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3135 [13:47] <sandraz> crying...
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#3137 [13:47] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, Beta is not free, Classic is free
#3138 [13:47] <mib_2owqi7> fuck!
#3139 [13:47] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_2owqi7 demo
#3140 [13:47] <VoxelHead> mib_2owqi7: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3141 [13:47] <VoxelHead> mib_2owqi7: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3142 [13:47] <sandraz> that didn't work. :(
#3143 [13:47] <The_Hollowed> ISN'T THERE A FREE TRIAL?
#3144 [13:47] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, But there is a demo
#3145 [13:47] <mib_2owqi7> Where the fuck do i find classic!
#3146 [13:48] <The_Hollowed> DONT PLAY CLASSIC
#3147 [13:48] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, That comes with humble bundle o.o
#3148 [13:48] <The_Hollowed> oh
#3149 [13:48] <mib_2owqi7> I don't want to buy the game so classic it is
#3150 [13:48] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, i've already sent you a demo for beta >.>"
#3151 [13:48] <JohnEBH> mib_2owqi7, But sure ignore the link
#3152 [13:48] <Silleh_hugs> Yes, I do have a wireless connection
#3153 [13:48] <mib_2owqi7> dont want the demo
#3154 [13:49] <sandraz> perhaps I deleted something I need, but not everything?
#3155 [13:49] <The_Hollowed> DEMO IS SAME AS BETA, ONLY SHORT
#3156 [13:49] <mib_2owqi7> oh ok
#3157 [13:49] <Pastery> When ever i try to download a security warning comes up. it sauy eather to save or to find somethig it can run on. I gont know what to de
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#3159 [13:49] <mib_2owqi7> jokes on me then
#3160 [13:49] <The_Hollowed> don't play classic, theres a reason it's free
#3161 [13:49] <Pastery> *do
#3162 [13:49] <MKND> hi folks
#3163 [13:49] <The_Hollowed> its boring
#3164 [13:49] <JohnEBH> Not boring >.>
#3165 [13:49] <MKND> do you have time for some questions?
#3166 [13:49] <JohnEBH> MKND, Go ahead
#3167 [13:50] <The_Hollowed> no monsters, no night, no crafting, no survival
#3168 [13:50] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, It's free build forever ^.^
#3169 [13:50] <MKND> first of all are the buyservers down?
#3170 [13:50] <sandraz> anyone know what to do if I've tried to delete it from the Mac and stiill wont install properly?
#3171 [13:50] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, useful for when you need ideas to build things
#3172 [13:50] <The_Hollowed> How do I start up the program that lets me code in JAVA?
#3173 [13:50] <JohnEBH> MKND, shouldn't be
#3174 [13:50] <The_Hollowed> I have downloaded JDK
#3175 [13:50] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Uhhh...
#3176 [13:50] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Not sure
#3177 [13:50] <The_Hollowed> How do I start it?
#3178 [13:51] <MKND> well i tested all forms of payment none worked for me
#3179 [13:51] <Silleh_hugs> JohnEBH
#3180 [13:51] <JohnEBH> Silleh_hugs, Yes?
#3181 [13:51] <sandraz> I'm getting Error 4-failed to launch now.
#3182 [13:51] <Silleh_hugs> I do have a wireless connection
#3183 [13:51] <JohnEBH> ??> sandraz mac/reinst
#3184 [13:51] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3185 [13:51] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3186 [13:52] <JohnEBH> Silleh_hugs, There are known issues with wireless and multiplayer.
#3187 [13:52] <JohnEBH> Silleh_hugs, Get on a wired connection or put up with it.
#3188 [13:52] <Silleh_hugs> Should I connect an ethernet cable?
#3189 [13:52] * JohnEBH nods
#3189 [13:52] <sandraz> Oh, I did that. Now I get this error 4 failed to launch message
#3190 [13:52] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Do it again
#3191 [13:52] <Silleh_hugs> OK, I will try it
#3192 [13:53] <sandraz> did it mult times. Any other ideas?
#3193 [13:53] <sandraz> I think maybe some files deleted but not all and now it woun't launch because of some delete files?
#3194 [13:54] <sandraz> none works at minecraft?
#3195 [13:55] <sandraz> no tech people w how popular it is?
#3196 [13:55] <Silleh_hugs> JohnEBH It didn't work.
#3197 [13:55] <JohnEBH> !client
#3198 [13:55] <JohnEBH> sandraz, make sure you have all the minecraft files
#3199 [13:55] <JohnEBH> Silleh_hugs, then it could be an issue with the server
#3200 [13:56] <sandraz> how? I try to redownload but get this error 4 failure to launch.
#3201 [13:56] * MKND just let you know it worked now ...
#3201 [13:57] <JohnEBH> MKND, lol Ok
#3202 [13:57] <sandraz> it must be that the files are messed up becuase he can log in on a PC
#3203 [13:57] <sandraz> but my pc isn't compatable
#3204 [13:57] * whatshiywlofdoom [whatshiywlofdoom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3206 [13:58] <mib_l7d3hg> i need help
#3207 [13:58] <sandraz> me too.
#3208 [13:59] <mib_l7d3hg> wats your problem
#3209 [13:59] <sandraz> my kid tried to dowload some minecraft extras and can't log in now. We keep getting a fail to update error. Help!!!
#3210 [14:00] <sandraz> we deleted what we thought was the whole file and now getting error 4 failure to launch
#3211 [14:00] <mib_l7d3hg> i cant start mincraft
#3212 [14:01] <sandraz> we did the whole libraty, app support, minecraft, garbage thing...
#3213 [14:01] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Force update minecraft
#3214 [14:01] <JohnEBH> ??> sandraz forceupdate
#3215 [14:01] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#3217 [14:01] <VoxelHead> sandraz: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3218 [14:02] <sandraz> i will try that again...brb...thanks
#3219 [14:02] <MKND> User not Premium means account isn't working so far right?
#3220 [14:03] <The_Hollowed> Hey, should I be able to run Minecraft in browser with these? Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset Family video card
#3221 [14:03] <The_Hollowed> and 504 MB of RAM
#3222 [14:03] <Silleh_hugs> I found my problem, My bukkit server was using ModloaderMP, Which caused the problem.
#3223 [14:05] <sandraz> I got that failure to launch error when I tried to Force update.
#3224 [14:05] <whatshiywlofdoom> hey everyone i come in peace and i hope to solve my crashing problem here if possible :D
#3225 [14:05] <sandraz> it looks like its gonna go through but last second gives me that error 4
#3226 [14:06] <whatshiywlofdoom> perhaps u guys are too busy now? i don't want to interfere
#3227 [14:06] <JohnEBH> MKND, Yeah it takes time for it to go through
#3228 [14:06] <The_Hollowed> SHould I be able to run Minecraft wioth these? Intel(R) 82915G/GV/910GL Express Chipset Family video card 504 MB of RAM
#3229 [14:06] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom win/reinst/bat
#3230 [14:06] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3231 [14:06] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3232 [14:06] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, RAM is too low
#3233 [14:06] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, You need atleast 1.5GB
#3234 [14:06] <The_Hollowed> wow
#3235 [14:07] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Start playing classic
#3236 [14:07] <The_Hollowed> I used to be able to run with this amount
#3237 [14:07] <whatshiywlofdoom> oh i didn't even said my problem and u guys already know the ansewer?
#3238 [14:07] <whatshiywlofdoom> that's a win
#3239 [14:07] <whatshiywlofdoom> i'll try it right away
#3240 [14:07] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, No i'm just guessing lol
#3241 [14:07] <whatshiywlofdoom> :P
#3242 [14:07] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Can you make sure everything is up to date?
#3243 [14:07] <sandraz> how?
#3244 [14:07] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Such as Java and Video drivers?
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#3246 [14:08] <JohnEBH> sandraz, Your mac should have a update program, click the apple icon
#3247 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> Hey JohnEBH
#3248 [14:08] <lildrummerdrew> :P
#3249 [14:09] <sandraz> PROBLEM Solved!!!!!
#3250 [14:09] <sandraz> some files weren't deleted
#3251 [14:09] <sandraz> adios amigos
#3252 [14:10] <sandraz> and thanks
#3253 [14:10] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay i'm backuping my worlds to use this minecraftreinstall
#3254 [14:10] <lildrummerdrew> *leaves to... place (ya kno)*
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#3256 [14:10] <whatshiywlofdoom> do i need to back up anything else?
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#3258 [14:10] <ThisDudeRiteHere> I have a question :3
#3259 [14:10] <The_Hollowed> how would I go about increasing my RAM?
#3260 [14:10] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Nope
#3261 [14:10] <JohnEBH> ThisDudeRiteHere, Ask away
#3262 [14:10] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Installing more ram onto your machine
#3263 [14:11] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay
#3264 [14:11] <The_Hollowed> How?
#3265 [14:11] <The_Hollowed> Different chips?
#3266 [14:11] <severance> The_Hollowed visit shop, buy ram stick
#3267 [14:11] <severance> install into computer
#3268 [14:11] <severance> done
#3269 [14:11] <whatshiywlofdoom> here we go then
#3270 [14:11] <The_Hollowed> they're like 60 bucks, right
#3271 [14:12] <severance> it depends
#3272 [14:12] <ThisDudeRiteHere> So on a forum, to post smaller images of the icons of items (it's 32x32) you put [img]http://www.shadecrest.com/forum/items/ID#.png[/img] and instead of putting ID# you put the item's ID number
#3273 [14:12] <ThisDudeRiteHere> So I'm trying to post a picture of a stone pick
#3274 [14:12] <JohnEBH> !google Installing ram
#3275 [14:12] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Installing+ram&l=0
#3276 [14:12] <ThisDudeRiteHere> And I put the ID number in. 274
#3277 [14:12] <JohnEBH> !google ram
#3278 [14:12] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ram&l=0
#3279 [14:12] <The_Hollowed> I'm supposed to get a new computer, 2 gigs, but my cousin is busy, and he can't get it to me
#3280 [14:12] <ThisDudeRiteHere> But, it brings up a picture of a wood pick
#3281 [14:12] <ThisDudeRiteHere> Anyone know why?
#3282 [14:13] <The_Hollowed> I'm 12, so I can't really buy anything...
#3283 [14:13] <JohnEBH> ThisDudeRiteHere, Lol No idea, I rarely visit the forums. Just add like <- Supposed to be a stone pick
#3284 [14:13] <ThisDudeRiteHere> Haha alright.
#3285 [14:13] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Then wait it out
#3286 [14:13] <The_Hollowed> I payed 60 bucks for the parts to the computer my cuz made...
#3287 [14:14] <JohnEBH> lol
#3288 [14:14] <Calinou> The_Hollowed: ask your parents, or ask a friend to pay it for you, then give him cash
#3289 [14:14] <The_Hollowed> IVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS!
#3290 [14:14] <MKND> laters folks
#3291 [14:14] <JohnEBH> MKND, Bye
#3292 [14:14] <Calinou> to prove them it's not a scam, show them youtube videos
#3293 [14:14] <The_Hollowed> He doesn't need money, he needs time
#3294 [14:14] <whatshiywlofdoom> ugh it didn't help at all D:
#3295 [14:14] <Calinou> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/350344-allocating-more-memory-to-java-windows/
#3296 [14:15] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, So what's your problem? XD
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#3298 [14:15] <The_Hollowed> I know how to allocate more memory, set process priority to realtime
#3299 [14:15] <JohnEBH> The_Hollowed, Lol You never do that
#3300 [14:15] <severance> that's just wrong, The_Hollowed
#3301 [14:15] <JohnEBH> And that doesn't give minecraft more ram
#3302 [14:16] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay so i open minecraft and click on the login button
#3303 [14:16] <whatshiywlofdoom> then it loads
#3304 [14:16] <whatshiywlofdoom> and closes
#3305 [14:16] <whatshiywlofdoom> D:
#3306 [14:16] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Does it make a txt file for errors?
#3307 [14:17] <whatshiywlofdoom> yes loads of txt files. one for each time i tryed
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#3309 [14:17] <whatshiywlofdoom> u want the fist the last of doesn't matter?
#3310 [14:17] <whatshiywlofdoom> first*
#3311 [14:17] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Open it, copy everything and paste it in pastebin
#3312 [14:17] <JohnEBH> ?? pastebin
#3313 [14:17] <VoxelHead> pastebin: Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3314 [14:17] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Doesn't matter
#3315 [14:17] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Probably last one would be best I guess
#3316 [14:18] <whatshiywlofdoom> oh cool
#3317 [14:18] <whatshiywlofdoom> i'll do that now
#3318 [14:18] <yakjob> so... my power went out today while my minecraft server was running... and now I can't get it to work. So I deleted everything in hopes of starting fresh, but that doesn't seem to work either!
#3319 [14:18] <JohnEBH> yakjob, You got a new IP
#3320 [14:19] <JohnEBH> !google whatsmyip
#3321 [14:19] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=whatsmyip&l=0
#3322 [14:19] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay i pasted there what now?
#3323 [14:19] <JohnEBH> click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3324 [14:19] <whatshiywlofdoom> oh kay
#3325 [14:20] <whatshiywlofdoom> http://pastebin.com/2ERcctVL
#3326 [14:20] <whatshiywlofdoom> yay done
#3327 [14:20] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Uninstall every java installation you have on your PC
#3328 [14:20] <The_Hollowed> The IRC I'm urrently using uses Java, I gotta go for a lkittle
#3329 [14:20] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Then run the following
#3330 [14:20] <yakjob> Oh?
#3331 [14:20] <yakjob> I have to uninstall everything Java?
#3332 [14:20] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom win/javara
#3333 [14:20] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3334 [14:21] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3335 [14:21] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Then reinstall java using the following link
#3336 [14:21] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom getjava
#3337 [14:21] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3338 [14:21] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay but... how do i know what uses java that i have installed?
#3339 [14:22] <whatshiywlofdoom> is there any list where i can see it?
#3340 [14:22] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, I want you to remove every single java installation on your PC.
#3341 [14:22] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Doesn't matter XD
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#3343 [14:23] <whatshiywlofdoom> but i don't know what my java installations are
#3344 [14:23] <whatshiywlofdoom> idk what uses java
#3345 [14:23] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Go uninstall every single java program in add/remove programs
#3346 [14:23] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay
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#3350 [14:25] <sprocket> Why cant I patch up?
#3351 [14:25] <JohnEBH> sprocket, More details
#3352 [14:26] <sprocket> My internet isnt letting me play Minecraft online so I am stuck on patch 1.5.2 and can't find a way to patch up
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#3354 [14:26] <JohnEBH> ??> sprocket win/reinst/bat
#3355 [14:26] * asnoehu [asnoehu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3356 [14:26] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3357 [14:26] <VoxelHead> sprocket: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3358 [14:27] <whatshiywlofdoom> minecraft doesn't apear on add/remove programs?
#3359 [14:27] <sprocket> Thanks
#3360 [14:27] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Nope, I just need you to uninstall java anyways
#3361 [14:28] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay i was just wondering
#3362 [14:28] <whatshiywlofdoom> lol i got 3 javas
#3363 [14:28] <JohnEBH> I know that you have more than 1 >.>"
#3364 [14:28] <whatshiywlofdoom> O_o spy
#3365 [14:29] <whatshiywlofdoom> damn firewall
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#3367 [14:29] <whatshiywlofdoom> brb
#3368 [14:30] <whatshiywlofdoom> back! got some cookies
#3369 [14:32] <whatshiywlofdoom> does notch come here?
#3370 [14:33] <whatshiywlofdoom> nvm it's done!!
#3371 [14:33] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Not sure
#3372 [14:33] <whatshiywlofdoom> just uninstalled every songle java stuff! what now?
#3373 [14:33] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom win/javara
#3374 [14:33] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3375 [14:33] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3376 [14:33] <whatshiywlofdoom> single*
#3377 [14:34] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, use that to cleanup all the crumbs
#3378 [14:34] <whatshiywlofdoom> okay
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#3380 [14:35] <whatshiywlofdoom> so i download the binary bit?
#3381 [14:35] <whatshiywlofdoom> the .zip file
#3382 [14:35] <JohnEBH> Yes
#3383 [14:36] <adser> i have paid for the game but i cannot play it says something about java have i just lost my money
#3384 [14:36] <JohnEBH> adser, Copy the error and pastebin it for me
#3385 [14:36] <whatshiywlofdoom> no minecraft is worth buying
#3386 [14:36] <JohnEBH> ??> adser pastebin
#3387 [14:36] <VoxelHead> adser: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3388 [14:37] <whatshiywlofdoom> so i search for updates or remove older versions?
#3389 [14:37] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Remove
#3390 [14:38] <whatshiywlofdoom> removing!!!
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#3392 [14:38] <bobd0le> any programs to make minecraft lighter?
#3393 [14:38] <bobd0le> like, im sure ive seen someone talk about a nightvision styled thing
#3394 [14:38] <whatshiywlofdoom> done!
#3395 [14:38] <whatshiywlofdoom> now what?
#3396 [14:38] <bobd0le> where it was like mat_fullbright in CSS
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#3398 [14:39] <Wiiggee> hello!
#3399 [14:39] <whatshiywlofdoom> hey
#3400 [14:39] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, Optifog, use the brightess bar
#3401 [14:39] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Reinstall java using this
#3402 [14:39] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom getjava
#3403 [14:39] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3404 [14:39] <JohnEBH> !google optifog
#3405 [14:40] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifog&l=0
#3406 [14:40] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, Hello!
#3407 [14:40] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay doing it now
#3408 [14:40] <Wiiggee> Need some help with running the mine craft game! I'm using a Windows Xp computer, and can't start the game... Help me!!
#3409 [14:41] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, Does the minecraft launcher not open up a window?
#3410 [14:41] <Wiiggee> Turns white...
#3411 [14:41] <Calinou> Optifog is now called Optifine
#3412 [14:41] <Calinou> ;)
#3413 [14:41] * mib_tlnij9 [mib_tlnij9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3414 [14:42] <adser> 7fe0271 pixel format not accellrated
#3415 [14:42] <JohnEBH> Calinou, they changed it already =O
#3416 [14:42] <JohnEBH> Calinou, Awesome
#3417 [14:42] <Wiiggee> Hu?
#3418 [14:42] <JohnEBH> ??> adser win/dxdiag
#3419 [14:42] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3420 [14:42] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3421 [14:42] <JohnEBH> ??> Wiiggee win/reinst/bat
#3422 [14:42] <Calinou> I'm going, bye
#3423 [14:42] <VoxelHead> Wiiggee: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3424 [14:42] <whatshiywlofdoom> lol 3 bi softwares run java
#3425 [14:42] <VoxelHead> Wiiggee: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3426 [14:42] <JohnEBH> Bye!
#3427 [14:42] <whatshiywlofdoom> i installed!
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#3429 [14:43] <Wiiggee> does it work?
#3430 [14:43] <whatshiywlofdoom> java
#3431 [14:43] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Try it now
#3432 [14:43] <whatshiywlofdoom> now i reinstall minecraft?
#3433 [14:43] <whatshiywlofdoom> or just run it?
#3434 [14:43] <JohnEBH> Run
#3435 [14:43] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay
#3436 [14:43] <whatshiywlofdoom> here we go
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#3438 [14:44] <whatshiywlofdoom> D: no
#3439 [14:44] <whatshiywlofdoom> i'm gonna cry
#3440 [14:44] <JohnEBH> Give me a moment...
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#3442 [14:44] <whatshiywlofdoom> as much as you want
#3443 [14:44] <Darkplayer16> hi
#3444 [14:44] <Darkplayer16> is someone here who can help me with minecraft?
#3445 [14:45] <Darkplayer16> i have an big problem
#3446 [14:45] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#3447 [14:45] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3448 [14:45] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3449 [14:45] <Darkplayer16> my minecraft client cant conect to the mc servers
#3450 [14:45] <JohnEBH> ??> whatshiywlofdoom win/dxdiag
#3451 [14:45] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3452 [14:46] <VoxelHead> whatshiywlofdoom: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3453 [14:46] <Darkplayer16> but that is going on since 4 days
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#3455 [14:46] <JohnEBH> Darkplayer16, Ip of servers.
#3456 [14:46] <zzerrezz> any one here?
#3457 [14:46] <TheNytangel> ?? error/cantconnect
#3458 [14:46] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3459 [14:46] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3460 [14:46] <Darkplayer16> i cant play multiplayer because mc cant connect to mcserver
#3461 [14:46] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay!
#3462 [14:46] <JohnEBH> Darkplayer16, Can I get the IP of the servers?
#3463 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> my mc client is updatet
#3464 [14:47] <JohnEBH> ...
#3465 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> morosystems.de
#3466 [14:47] <JohnEBH> !check morosystems.de
#3467 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> can you german john?
#3468 [14:47] <JohnEBH> Darkplayer16, Are you on a wireless connection?
#3469 [14:47] <TheNytangel> Firewall
#3470 [14:47] <JohnEBH> Nope
#3471 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> no
#3472 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> i only can play singleplayer
#3473 [14:47] <Darkplayer16> atm
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#3475 [14:48] <Darkplayer16> but i dont know a solution for the problem
#3476 [14:49] <Darkplayer16> its boring to play only in singleplayer
#3477 [14:49] <whatshiywlofdoom> ha i did it
#3478 [14:49] <whatshiywlofdoom> http://pastebin.com/gxyYnX2v
#3479 [14:49] <Wiiggee> Running the game problem! Screen turns black! Doesn't answer! HELP ME!
#3480 [14:49] <JohnEBH> ??> Wiiggee win/reinst/bat
#3481 [14:49] <VoxelHead> Wiiggee: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3482 [14:49] <VoxelHead> Wiiggee: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3483 [14:51] <Wiiggee> I'm trying to help a friend over Skype!! He have tried that already. And says it doesn't work!
#3484 [14:51] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=17407&ProdId=2800&lang=eng
#3485 [14:51] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, Does your friend have txt files that have the error logs in them?
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#3487 [14:52] <adser> i am completely lost
#3488 [14:52] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay downloading it now
#3489 [14:53] <whatshiywlofdoom> done!
#3490 [14:53] <whatshiywlofdoom> installing it
#3491 [14:53] <Darkplayer16> si have tried the reinstall bat but now nomore is going
#3492 [14:54] <Darkplayer16> under play offline is a text: (Not Downloaded)
#3493 [14:54] <JohnEBH> ??>> adser win/dxdiag
#3494 [14:55] <whatshiywlofdoom> translated from portuguese: "The driver being installed is not valid to this computer. Get the right driver with the computer maker. Installation stoped."
#3495 [14:55] <Wiiggee> It's maybe the computer thats slow... I don't know really!
#3496 [14:55] <JohnEBH> ??> Darkplayer16 win/reinst/bat
#3497 [14:55] <VoxelHead> Darkplayer16: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3498 [14:55] <VoxelHead> Darkplayer16: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3499 [14:55] <Wiiggee> JohnEBH! Where do i found the txt files with error logs then?
#3500 [14:56] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, That doesn't help. If he does have txt files they're usually named hs_err_pid####
#3501 [14:56] <Darkplayer16> now its updating
#3502 [14:56] <Darkplayer16> i have completly change all settings
#3503 [14:56] <Darkplayer16> i changed the password
#3504 [14:56] <Wiiggee> wait a sec...
#3505 [14:56] <Darkplayer16> and now its going
#3506 [14:57] <Darkplayer16> okey bb
#3507 [14:57] <Darkplayer16> and thanks for help
#3508 [14:57] <JohnEBH> Darkplayer16, N
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#3510 [14:58] <Wiiggee> JohnEBH! In what file do i find the txt files with error?
#3511 [14:58] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, Where minecraft .exe is
#3512 [14:58] <Wiiggee> Right click?
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#3514 [14:59] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, No the txt files should be where the txt files are
#3515 [14:59] <whatshiywlofdoom> the error log i gave u has a little diference compared to the one that apeared after i did all u told me to do
#3516 [14:59] <JohnEBH> Wiiggee, Where the exe is*
#3517 [14:59] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Pastebin? >.<
#3518 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> it's only a string
#3519 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> here it is
#3520 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> Failed to write core dump. Minidumps are not enabled by default on client versions of Windows
#3521 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> it stoped showing up
#3522 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> all the previous ones have it
#3523 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> the new one doesn't
#3524 [15:00] <whatshiywlofdoom> the error changed?
#3525 [15:01] <whatshiywlofdoom> i'll pastebin it
#3526 [15:01] <whatshiywlofdoom> just to be sure
#3527 [15:01] <JohnEBH> lol Ok
#3528 [15:01] <whatshiywlofdoom> http://pastebin.com/RPQZKjYK
#3529 [15:02] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay here it is
#3530 [15:02] <whatshiywlofdoom> i also couldn't install the last thing u told me to
#3531 [15:02] <adser> ahttp://mibpaste.com/nQxpcW
#3532 [15:04] <JohnEBH> adser, There's nothing there o.o"
#3533 [15:04] <JohnEBH> http://mibpaste.com/nQxpcW
#3534 [15:04] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Try playing via minecraft.net
#3535 [15:05] <whatshiywlofdoom> kay
#3536 [15:05] <adser> when i tried to copy it wouldnt let me even though its on desktop
#3537 [15:09] * whatshiywlofdoom [whatshiywlofdoom@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3539 [15:09] <whatshiywlofdoom> lol google chome stoped responding
#3540 [15:09] <JohnEBH> o.o
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#3542 [15:10] <whatshiywlofdoom> guess my computer doesn't like MC at all
#3543 [15:10] <whatshiywlofdoom> i should let it play it every once in a while
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#3545 [15:10] <bobd0le> alright
#3546 [15:10] <bobd0le> so i just redownloaded and reinstall minecraft
#3547 [15:10] <bobd0le> and when ive got it running
#3548 [15:10] <bobd0le> the rest of my PC spazzes out
#3549 [15:10] <bobd0le> i realise that vague so i'll expand -
#3550 [15:11] <bobd0le> when i click something, say, my computer, it opens my computer up in a new window
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#3552 [15:11] <bobd0le> irc went completely to hell with my being unable to type anywhere
#3553 [15:11] <bobd0le> and my PC was lagging everywhere asif minecraft was hogging all my CPU
#3554 [15:11] <whatshiywlofdoom> omg this white screen is killing me 4ever
#3555 [15:11] <bobd0le> all i did was redownload it and install painterly
#3556 [15:11] <whatshiywlofdoom> it won't run on minecraft.net
#3557 [15:11] <bobd0le> any help chaps?
#3558 [15:12] <adser> is there any number to contact because i paid but cant play
#3559 [15:12] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, Did it work fine before painterly?
#3560 [15:12] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, I'm out of ideas
#3561 [15:12] <whatshiywlofdoom> OMFG IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#3562 [15:12] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, lok nvm then
#3563 [15:12] <bobd0le> i'll try it without painterly now
#3564 [15:13] <JohnEBH> ??> adser support
#3565 [15:13] <VoxelHead> adser: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3566 [15:13] <bobd0le> wierd
#3567 [15:13] <JohnEBH> adser, No number, just a support form
#3568 [15:13] <JohnEBH> Weird*
#3569 [15:13] <whatshiywlofdoom> lol out of nowhere lol it wasn't working and now it does
#3570 [15:13] <whatshiywlofdoom> thanks soooo much!!
#3571 [15:13] <JohnEBH> Np
#3572 [15:13] <adser> i really wanted to play it now any suggeestions
#3573 [15:14] <JohnEBH> adser, have you gone through reinstallation yet?
#3574 [15:14] <bobd0le> yes it does
#3575 [15:14] <whatshiywlofdoom> u just got a stack of large chests full od ftacks of large chests full of stacks of large chests full of stacks of diamond blocks and A cookie!!!!!
#3576 [15:14] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, It works fine?
#3577 [15:14] <bobd0le> with the pack on, when i press esc, it pulls up the windows menu
#3578 [15:14] <bobd0le> without painterly
#3579 [15:14] <bobd0le> but with it
#3580 [15:14] <whatshiywlofdoom> thanks again :D
#3581 [15:14] <bobd0le> everything goes to hell
#3582 [15:14] <JohnEBH> whatshiywlofdoom, Np
#3583 [15:15] <bobd0le> wait
#3584 [15:15] <bobd0le> it seems okay now
#3585 [15:15] <whatshiywlofdoom> bye everyone good luck and have a good nice day ^^
#3586 [15:15] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, Can you live without painterly? XD
#3587 [15:15] <bobd0le> well this is odd, heh
#3588 [15:15] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, So all good now?
#3589 [15:16] <bobd0le> wierdly so
#3590 [15:16] <bobd0le> many thanks
#3591 [15:16] <JohnEBH> adser, It would really help if you didn't reply 10 minutes later
#3592 [15:16] <JohnEBH> bobd0le, lol Np
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#3594 [15:21] <adser> sorry am just trying a few things no i havent gone through it yet
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#3597 [15:23] <smoky> when i try to play minecraft thru the brouser i get to the page and theres a X in te to left corner any help?
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#3599 [15:26] <severance> people need to get some patience.
#3600 [15:27] <adser> where do i go to try re installation
#3601 [15:29] <severance> ??> adser win/reinstall
#3602 [15:30] <severance> ??> adser win/reinst
#3603 [15:30] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3604 [15:30] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3605 [15:35] <adser> where should i be when i am trying to re run it
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#3608 [15:36] <Sin|AWAY> adser in front of your pc
#3609 [15:36] <kaesylvri> Hello! Anyone available to help with a quick play/interface question?
#3610 [15:36] <adser> ha ha
#3611 [15:37] <Kafan> Hey, so anyone else get the Humble Bundle trial? Cause I did, and when I hit In Browser on the website I get "You need to purchase the game to play Minecraft"
#3612 [15:37] * mib_esakn6 [mib_esakn6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3613 [15:37] <Kafan> Is there a way around that? Or did I do something wrong. I clicked the link from the indie bundle site, and registered from that link. When I tried to use my key it said it was invalid or already used.
#3614 [15:38] <Kafan> I assumed this to mean that it came through from the signup link (of which it was a part)
#3615 [15:38] <Kafan> Any suggestions?
#3616 [15:38] <Broxi> ??bot
#3617 [15:38] <mib_esakn6> what plug in do I need to play in-browser?
#3618 [15:38] <Broxi> hey im back. how come that bot thing doesnt work
#3619 [15:38] <Broxi> ?? bot
#3620 [15:38] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3621 [15:38] <Broxi> damn not working
#3622 [15:38] <Broxi> it did work yay
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#3624 [15:39] <mib_esakn6> what plug-in do ineed to pay minecraft in-browser
#3625 [15:39] <Kafan> Java
#3626 [15:40] <mib_esakn6> thx
#3627 [15:40] <adser> minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accellerated OpenGL mode any ideas what this means
#3628 [15:40] <Kafan> It couldnt find a proper graphics card to use
#3629 [15:41] <Sinistrahd> adser sounds like a graphics card driver issue
#3630 [15:41] <Sinistrahd> ??> adser win/dxdiag
#3631 [15:41] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3632 [15:41] <VoxelHead> adser: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3633 [15:41] <Sinistrahd> adser and to copy to pastebin, you need to copy the text In the file, not copy the file itself
#3634 [15:46] <Sinistrahd> or you can give up and leave, fine by me
#3635 [15:47] <severance> lol some people
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#3637 [15:54] <Broxi> yep lol
#3638 [15:54] <Broxi> ?? bot
#3639 [15:54] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3640 [15:54] <Broxi> never fails to amuse me
#3641 [15:54] * mib_qcdoan [mib_qcdoan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3642 [15:56] <Broxi> hey funkey munkeys remember me
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#3645 [15:57] <captainstan> Is there someone that could help me out with running minecraft?
#3646 [15:57] <funkeymunkeys> yes :D
#3647 [15:57] <Broxi> ?? ask
#3648 [15:57] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3649 [15:57] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3650 [15:58] <earlehank> Need Help!!! When I play Minecraft It Freezes after a couple of minutes and I lose all of my progress on the world I was playing on. That means the world just disappears. Please help me!
#3651 [15:59] <captainstan> ok so I have tried both the in browser and downloaded client and both wont work....when i try starting up the in browser client all i get is a white screen after allowing java to do its thing....the downloaded client wont connect me to a minecraft server at all (i am registered)
#3652 [15:59] <Kafan> Is the Indie Bundle trial a partial trial, or anyone else having trouble with it?
#3653 [15:59] <earlehank> Please does anyone know what I should do?
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#3655 [16:00] <Broxi> i dont know what to do. i think all the experts went offline
#3656 [16:01] <earlehank> aww :( Is so anoyying.
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#3658 [16:01] <earlehank> annoying
#3659 [16:02] <captainstan> well alrighty then
#3660 [16:02] <funkeymunkeys> i dont know either
#3661 [16:02] <funkeymunkeys> all i know how to do is mod
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#3663 [16:02] <Broxi> kafan yes its a partial trial.
#3664 [16:02] <funkeymunkeys> i have Aether, SPC,TMI , premium wood, more creeps
#3665 [16:03] <Broxi> Kafan yes
#3666 [16:03] <Broxi> he went offline. damn it
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#3668 [16:05] <clueless> lol
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#3670 [16:06] <froglegstew> how do u get ur server to work if it keeps saying failed connection:connect
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#3672 [16:06] <ModHelper> lol
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#3674 [16:07] <froglegstew> btw i am the host
#3675 [16:07] <froglegstew> of the server
#3676 [16:07] <Broxi> to be honest i cant even start the game due to pixel format errors so i have no clue how to help u
#3677 [16:08] <froglegstew> well does anyone else onhere know how tto
#3678 [16:08] <ModHelper> Poo on It
#3679 [16:08] <Broxi> funkey munkes do u think the kick ban thing works for everyone
#3680 [16:08] * ModHelper is eating so dont talk to me bitches
#3680 [16:09] <ModHelper> no it doesnt
#3681 [16:09] <ModHelper> !kick Broxi
#3682 [16:09] * AuBot kicked ModHelper from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#3683 [16:09] <froglegstew> know seriusly i have tried everything
#3684 [16:09] <Broxi> fail modhelper
#3685 [16:10] <Boreeas> wat
#3686 [16:10] <Broxi> ModHelper tried to kick me but AuBot kicked him
#3687 [16:10] <Boreeas> i know, but why?
#3688 [16:10] <froglegstew> how do u get ur server to work if it keeeps saying failed to connect:connect btw i am the host of my server
#3689 [16:10] <Boreeas> !kick Boreeas
#3690 [16:10] * AuBot kicked Boreeas from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by Boreeas with reason: None given.))
#3691 [16:10] <captainstan> ok so I have tried both the in browser and downloaded client and both wont work....when i try starting up the in browser client all i get is a white screen after allowing java to do its thing....the downloaded client wont connect me to a minecraft server at all (i am registered)
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#3693 [16:11] <Boreeas> <.<
#3694 [16:11] <Broxi> ModHelper isnt authorised to kick people
#3695 [16:11] <Boreeas> Alright
#3696 [16:11] <MetheGuy> <--Noob here How do I get the game to play? Keep getting Fatal error (4)
#3697 [16:11] <Broxi> MetheGuy is that allit says
#3698 [16:12] <Boreeas> MetheGuy: Check your connection. Are you connected through a proxy or webfilter?
#3699 [16:12] <froglegstew> how do u fix ur server when it says failed to connect:connect
#3700 [16:12] <MetheGuy> Says unable to get input stream for yada yada
#3701 [16:13] <MetheGuy> yada yada= bunch of stuff lol
#3702 [16:13] <Broxi> it would help what are the words at yada yada
#3703 [16:13] <Boreeas> We need the yada yada, though :P
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#3705 [16:13] <MetheGuy> lwjgl_applet.jar.pack guess it wasnt that bad lol
#3706 [16:14] <Boreeas> Oh god, that's bad
#3707 [16:14] <Boreeas> Hmm
#3708 [16:14] <Boreeas> What graphic card are you using?
#3709 [16:14] <Boreeas> And what OS?
#3710 [16:14] <MetheGuy> Nvidia 8600 and Vista
#3711 [16:14] <MetheGuy> gt
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#3713 [16:14] <froglegstew> how do i fix my server anyone
#3714 [16:15] <Broxi> i have to go bye.
#3715 [16:15] <Boreeas> Froglestew: is your server running? If yes, check your connection, restart minecraft, if you are running the server on yourcomputer, connect via localhost
#3716 [16:16] <Boreeas> bye
#3717 [16:16] <Broxi> if im going im going in style
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#3719 [16:16] <Broxi> !kick Broxi
#3720 [16:16] * AuBot kicked Broxi from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
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#3722 [16:16] <ModHelper> HI
#3723 [16:16] <Boreeas> MetheGuy: Do you have the right drivers installed?
#3724 [16:16] <Boreeas> Hi
#3725 [16:16] <ModHelper> im dun eating now
#3726 [16:16] <Boreeas> great
#3727 [16:17] <ModHelper> where did BROXI go
#3728 [16:17] <Boreeas> Left
#3729 [16:17] <MetheGuy> All drivers should be up to date. they autoload
#3730 [16:17] <ModHelper> :'(
#3731 [16:17] <Boreeas> Hmm
#3732 [16:17] <ModHelper> are Blue Screens Of Death Bad?
#3733 [16:17] <Boreeas> Honestly, MetheGuy, I have never gotten that error before, so sadly I can't help you there
#3734 [16:18] <MetheGuy> Hmmmmm
#3735 [16:18] <Boreeas> Try again in 1 or 2 hours, maybe then theres someone on to help you?
#3736 [16:18] <ModHelper> My XP blue screened after updating my drivers?
#3737 [16:19] <MetheGuy> Yea, all I get is the MINECRAFT logo says downloading packages then in red Fatal error (4)
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#3739 [16:19] <Boreeas> Modhelper: Adress that to the support forum of the company that produced your graphic card
#3740 [16:19] <ModHelper> http://www.hofstra.edu/images/studentaffairs/StudentServices/IT/itscs/crc/BSOD2.jpg
#3741 [16:19] <ModHelper> like dat /\
#3742 [16:19] <ModHelper> and i almost shited my pants and screemed
#3743 [16:20] <ModHelper> YOU GUYS told me to update them but then you screw my computer! not that i care its a pices of poop
#3744 [16:20] <Boreeas> !kick ModHelper No trolling
#3745 [16:20] * AuBot kicked ModHelper from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Boreeas with reason: No trolling))
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#3747 [16:21] <AG_Scott> lolwth
#3748 [16:21] <Boreeas> MetheGuy: On second thought, that really looks like an issue with your connection
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#3750 [16:21] <ModHelper> ?
#3751 [16:21] <Boreeas> Hey scott
#3752 [16:21] <ModHelper> was i banned?
#3753 [16:22] <Boreeas> For 4 seconds, yeah
#3754 [16:22] <ModHelper> no ok byyby ill leave now
#3755 [16:22] <AG_Scott> You were kicked for being a troll.
#3756 [16:22] <ModHelper> well it said i was banned
#3757 [16:22] <AG_Scott> It does that to keep you from autorejoining
#3758 [16:22] <ModHelper> o
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#3760 [16:23] <ModHelper> but i was telling the truth, i updated drives cuz you said so and this happened http://www.hofstra.edu/images/studentaffairs/StudentServices/IT/itscs/crc/BSOD2.jpg but BYE CYA
#3761 [16:23] <Boreeas> bye
#3762 [16:23] * ModHelper waves goodbye to his friends
#3762 [16:23] <MetheGuy> My luck, run into a demo on yourube, get hooked, then cant play lol
#3763 [16:23] <Boreeas> :P
#3764 [16:23] <Boreeas> Sorry
#3765 [16:25] <captainstan> is there anyone that can help me with this? I am unable to play minecraft in the browser and with the downloaded client....no errors or nothing....just wont load
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#3767 [16:27] <Boreeas> Where does it stop?
#3768 [16:28] * mib_vww2wq [mib_vww2wq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3769 [16:28] <mib_vww2wq> hello?
#3770 [16:28] <MetheGuy> Does it help that i'm trying to play the classic version and not the beta? failed to mention that
#3771 [16:29] <mib_vww2wq> hello?
#3772 [16:30] <Boreeas> MetheGuy: Alright, try this: Go to worldofminecraft, register and download the client
#3773 [16:30] <Boreeas> Then see if you can connect
#3774 [16:30] <captainstan> well in the browser it just prompts for java to start and after i click yes it just goes to a white screen.....the downloaded client ask me to log in and once i do it just closes...no error messages or anything
#3775 [16:30] <Boreeas> ??> mib_vww2wq ask
#3776 [16:30] <VoxelHead> mib_vww2wq: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3777 [16:30] <VoxelHead> mib_vww2wq: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3778 [16:31] <mib_vww2wq> I downloaded the game and made an account but it says cant connect to minecraft.net and then says it isnt downloaded
#3779 [16:32] <Boreeas> captainstan: Beta?
#3780 [16:32] <mib_vww2wq> yes
#3781 [16:32] <captainstan> yeah
#3782 [16:32] <Boreeas> mib_vww2wq: Do you use a proxy or a webfilter to connect to the internet?
#3783 [16:32] <captainstan> trying out the trial given from the humble indie bundle
#3784 [16:33] <Boreeas> captainstan: Go to the directory where you got the minecraft.exe - there should be an error.log file
#3785 [16:33] <mib_vww2wq> no not that i know of and i have already done the trial
#3786 [16:33] <mib_vww2wq> directory wheres that
#3787 [16:34] <Boreeas> mib_vww2wq: not talking to you
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#3789 [16:34] <mib_vww2wq> oh
#3790 [16:34] <Boreeas> hey L
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#3793 [16:35] <mib_vww2wq> so how do i fix the problem
#3794 [16:37] <mib_vww2wq> Boreeas: how do i fix the problem
#3795 [16:37] <Boreeas> Check your connection to minecraft (tip: go to minecraft.net. Does it open or not?), restart minecraft
#3796 [16:37] <mib_vww2wq> wow who can help me with a problem anyone?
#3797 [16:38] <mib_vww2wq> yes it opened
#3798 [16:38] <captainstan> i am not seeing any error logs
#3799 [16:39] <captainstan> wait nevermind
#3800 [16:39] <mib_vww2wq> it said i couldnt connect to it then under where you enter your log in it said (not downloaded)
#3801 [16:39] <captainstan> i got some error logs
#3802 [16:39] <mib_vww2wq> ok
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#3804 [16:40] <captainstan> what do i do with the error logs
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#3807 [16:46] <dr_bibble> hello?
#3808 [16:46] <Gyrkan> Hi, i got some problem with absurd fps problems in minecraft
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#3810 [16:47] <captainstan> can someone tell me what i should do with the error logs i found?
#3811 [16:47] <dr_bibble> oh i have some problems running i dont have minecraft support for some reason when i download it
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#3815 [16:49] <Blastark> My minecraft keeps crashing b/c of a lack of memory... anyone know why? is it because im also hosting a server while playing?
#3816 [16:50] <Gyrkan> Can someone help me with my fps? Minecraft worked fine before, and now i have 2 fps ingame, which makes it impossible to play, i've tried decreasing graphics, redownloading minecraft, including deleting minecraft completely from my system with no result
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#3818 [16:50] <Sin|Away> Blastark how much ram do you have?
#3819 [16:51] <Blastark> avaiable, just over 1 gig, almost 4 total
#3820 [16:52] <TheNytangel> ?? requirements
#3821 [16:52] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#3822 [16:52] <Sin|Away> hmm, shouldn't be a ram problem to serve and run the client then (you mean available with both running, right?
#3823 [16:53] <Blastark> yes, and i found my problem, it drops lower than allocated at random, so it dechnically doesn't get enough... thanks
#3824 [16:53] <Sin|Away> if you only have a gig left before starting the game and server, though, then kill your other nonessential processes before playing
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#3826 [16:54] <anylog> hello.
#3827 [16:54] <anylog> i got a guestion about minecraft classic multiplayer
#3828 [16:54] <anylog> what means if there stands connection lost to many connections?
#3829 [16:55] <anylog> hello??
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#3831 [16:55] <CommanderDrenn> hey guys does anyone have this problem? I bought minecraft about 2 weeks ago on my old widows from 2000. Now I am trying to run it on our windows xp laptop from 2002 and it keeps giving me this error report about bad video card drivers and how it failed to find anaccelerated gl mode any suggestions
#3832 [16:55] <Boreeas> anylog: the server is full
#3833 [16:56] <anylog> k..
#3834 [16:56] <anylog> :(
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#3837 [16:56] <CommanderDrenn> i already tried doing windows updates
#3838 [16:56] <Sin|Away> CommanderDrenn I'm assuming the 2002 laptop doesn't have a video card in it? most non-gaming laptops from then didn't
#3839 [16:56] <Sin|Away> CommanderDrenn if you want to check:
#3840 [16:56] <Sin|Away> ??> CommanderDrenn win/dxdiag
#3841 [16:56] <VoxelHead> CommanderDrenn: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3842 [16:57] <VoxelHead> CommanderDrenn: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3843 [16:57] <CommanderDrenn> dang it but my much older computer it works fine
#3844 [16:57] <CommanderDrenn> ok brb
#3845 [16:58] <nahte1> okay. i bought minecraft and all quite awhile ago and have been playing it. recently i started the launcher and went to sign in and it said couldnt connect to minecraft.net its now been doing this for a week at least. i also cannot log into the site online
#3846 [16:59] <Sin|Away> nahtel can you connect to the site at all?
#3847 [17:02] <Sin|Away> if one more person quits while I am in the middle of attempting to help them... Then that's... One less person for me to worry about!
#3848 [17:03] * Sin|Away hums "don't worry, be happy"
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#3851 [17:06] <nahte1> im still here
#3852 [17:06] <nahte1> i had to do something sorry
#3853 [17:07] <nahte1> yes i can connect to it but i cannot log into my account
#3854 [17:09] <nahte1> hello??
#3855 [17:11] <nahte1> sin|away??
#3856 [17:16] <nahte1> wtf?
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#3858 [17:21] <Sin|Away> nahte1 what's your username? sorry busy around the house so my support will be intermittent, thus the "|Away"
#3859 [17:21] <_Pirate_> Hello
#3860 [17:21] <Sin|Away> _Pirate_: Arr, matey
#3861 [17:21] <_Pirate_> Can some 1 help me with Minecraft?
#3862 [17:21] <_Pirate_> Alright, its not an easy question but I am sure if you host a server you could help me.
#3863 [17:21] <Sin|Away> _Pirate_ what's your minecraft username?
#3864 [17:21] <_Pirate_> _Pirate_
#3865 [17:21] <_Pirate_> Why?
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#3867 [17:21] <Sin|Away> !paid _Pirate_
#3868 [17:22] <Lykk> "Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?" RAM, CPU, Connection, maybe something else?
#3869 [17:22] <Sin|Away> ok just checkin :P
#3870 [17:22] <_Pirate_> xD
#3871 [17:22] <TheNytangel> Sin|Away, -_-
#3872 [17:22] <Sin|Away> Lykk I get tons of that
#3873 [17:22] <_Pirate_> Ok so..
#3874 [17:22] <Sin|Away> TheNytangel heh had to ckeck...
#3875 [17:22] <Lykk> Me2, and i can't seem to get em go away without filtering them out of my log
#3876 [17:22] <Sin|Away> check too
#3877 [17:22] <_Pirate_> I am hosting a port forwarded Minecraft server, and just 1 day it stopped working no one can connect to me
#3878 [17:22] <TheNytangel> Sin|Away, no you didn't, you wanted to. A good helper knows when people have paid ;)
#3879 [17:22] <Sin|Away> lykk they don't really bug me too much, I know I need more ram
#3880 [17:22] <_Pirate_> I port forwarded through a D-Link.
#3881 [17:23] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, what is your IP
#3882 [17:23] <Lykk> Im using 5 GB of RAM..
#3883 [17:23] <_Pirate_> It always changes D:
#3884 [17:23] <_Pirate_> But here it is :
#3885 [17:23] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, you have a dynamic IP
#3886 [17:23] <_Pirate_> 79.178.200.230
#3887 [17:23] <TheNytangel> Your host changes it every so often
#3888 [17:23] <Sin|Away> !check 79.178.200.230
#3889 [17:23] <_Pirate_> I used www.whatsmyip.net
#3890 [17:23] <_Pirate_> And this it what it says :O
#3891 [17:24] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, and then you might need to do 'ipconfig' again and reconfigure the port forwarding
#3892 [17:24] * Sin|Away flees to see what his dog is doing that is causing loud sawing sounds
#3892 [17:24] <nahte1> my username is nahte1 same as here
#3893 [17:24] <_Pirate_> how exactly any clues? :p
#3894 [17:24] <TheNytangel> -_-
#3895 [17:24] <nahte1> i was fixing my vaccum
#3896 [17:25] <_Pirate_> The IP 79.178.200.230 is fine as it says.
#3897 [17:26] <TheNytangel> !check 79.178.200.230
#3898 [17:26] <_Pirate_> Just checked with a tracer :o
#3899 [17:26] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, no..
#3900 [17:26] <_Pirate_> umm
#3901 [17:26] <_Pirate_> What is this bot checking btw?
#3902 [17:26] <_Pirate_> I know the IP, but in which way?
#3903 [17:26] <TheNytangel> If your minecraft server is working -_-
#3904 [17:26] <_Pirate_> oh
#3905 [17:26] <_Pirate_> its offline
#3906 [17:26] <TheNytangel> Then what the hell are you trying to do?
#3907 [17:26] <_Pirate_> No body can connect to me.
#3908 [17:27] <TheNytangel> Duh
#3909 [17:27] <TheNytangel> It's offline
#3910 [17:27] <_Pirate_> But they could this morning
#3911 [17:28] <_Pirate_> !check 79.178.200.230
#3912 [17:28] <_Pirate_> Lol
#3913 [17:28] <nahte1> can sin|away help me
#3914 [17:28] <nahte1> please?
#3915 [17:28] <TheNytangel> ??> _Pirate_ teamviewer
#3916 [17:28] <VoxelHead> _Pirate_: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3917 [17:28] <VoxelHead> _Pirate_: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
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#3919 [17:29] <_Pirate_> You want me to download it and show you my entire screen?
#3920 [17:29] <TheNytangel> Yes
#3921 [17:30] <_Pirate_> Alright, what do you want to see exactly? my D-Link configurations?
#3922 [17:30] <TheNytangel> I will port forward correctly for you
#3923 [17:30] <nahte1> hello? can anyone help me?
#3924 [17:30] <_Pirate_> Thank you ;)
#3925 [17:31] <_Pirate_> I am in
#3926 [17:31] <severance> don't ask meta-questions, nahte1
#3927 [17:31] <severance> just ask
#3928 [17:31] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, pm me your id and pass
#3929 [17:31] <_Pirate_> 831 078 090 my team viewer ID TheNytangel
#3930 [17:31] <nahte1> i have asked a million times
#3931 [17:31] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, pm me your password
#3932 [17:31] <_Pirate_> Isnt it dangerous that you will remote controll me? :(
#3933 [17:31] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, no
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#3935 [17:31] <severance> so you still can't log in at launcher window, nahte1 ?
#3936 [17:32] <nahte1> okay. i bought minecraft and all quite awhile ago and have been playing it. recently i started the launcher and went to sign in and it said couldnt connect to minecraft.net its now been doing this for a week at least. i also cannot log into the site online
#3937 [17:32] <_Pirate_> Okay how to PM xD
#3938 [17:32] <TheNytangel> ?? pm
#3939 [17:32] <VoxelHead> pm: Private messages, or PM's, are sent from one person to another directly, and prevent the main chat from getting clogged.
#3940 [17:32] <VoxelHead> pm: PM's appear, in Mibbit, in tabs on the upper left, labelled by the nickname of the sender.
#3941 [17:32] <nahte1> yes that is the problem severance
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#3943 [17:33] <severance> nahte1 it might be that whoever admins your internet access has restricted access to www.minecraft.net
#3944 [17:33] <severance> for whatever reasons
#3945 [17:33] <nahte1> i can go to minecraft.net but i cant sign in there
#3946 [17:33] <severance> account got stolen ?
#3947 [17:33] <nahte1> its acting like i dont have an account
#3948 [17:34] <nahte1> and i went thru the hacked thing on the site
#3949 [17:34] <nahte1> and it did nothing
#3950 [17:34] <severance> so you tried to reset forgotten password using this http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#3951 [17:34] <severance> right ?
#3952 [17:35] <nahte1> yes
#3953 [17:35] <severance> didn't work ?
#3954 [17:35] <nahte1> it said couldnt find a user with that email
#3955 [17:35] <TheNytangel> !check 79.178.200.230
#3956 [17:35] <TheNytangel> There
#3957 [17:36] <severance> nahte1 are you absolutely sure that you've entered the correct email ?
#3958 [17:36] <_Pirate_> wow
#3959 [17:36] <_Pirate_> Thank you
#3960 [17:36] <nahte1> yes. absolutly sure
#3961 [17:36] <_Pirate_> Team viewer closed?
#3962 [17:36] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, yeah
#3963 [17:36] <severance> I see
#3964 [17:36] <severance> nahte1 go here http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3965 [17:36] <_Pirate_> Let me see!
#3966 [17:36] <severance> and proceed with filling the forms
#3967 [17:36] <nahte1> i did that already
#3968 [17:36] <severance> this is something that only mojang can help you with
#3969 [17:36] <TheNytangel> _Pirate_, see what?
#3970 [17:36] <severance> and ?
#3971 [17:37] <_Pirate_> Nytangel, can you log in to my server please to see if it works?
#3972 [17:37] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#3973 [17:37] <_Pirate_> Cmon :)
#3974 [17:37] <TheNytangel> I'm working on it. Geez
#3975 [17:37] <nahte1> it sent me an email with all the info i put in and thats it. then i tried to reset pass and it said the same thing
#3976 [17:37] <_Pirate_> Yes!! Thanks!
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#3978 [17:40] <mib_6ebqg5> Hey my minecraft is stuck at loading =(
#3979 [17:40] <mib_6ebqg5> i NEEd HELp
#3980 [17:41] <Boreeas> ?? patience
#3981 [17:41] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3982 [17:41] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3983 [17:42] <_Pirate_> Cheers THeNytangel you solved a typo that spent 4 hours trying to fix lol.
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#3986 [17:48] <Coal> I need help knowing how to mod minecraft
#3987 [17:49] <TheNytangel> ?? mos
#3988 [17:49] <TheNytangel> ?? mods
#3989 [17:49] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3990 [17:49] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3991 [17:50] <Coal> mods modafication for minecraft
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#3993 [17:50] <onix> it's not letting me download the game to my computer. It has my save as file and it freezes up
#3994 [17:51] <Coal> thanks
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#3998 [17:54] <CommanderDrenn> hi again the guys at the super mario chat page are jerks
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#4000 [17:55] <deathreaper> how do i fix my texture packs from when i click from front page the screen gose brown then black then i haave to relog and it still dosent work?
#4001 [17:55] <CommanderDrenn> dont know
#4002 [17:56] <deathreaper> ok :(
#4003 [17:56] <TheNytangel> Reinstall
#4004 [17:56] <deathreaper> how though do i have to buy again?
#4005 [17:56] <TheNytangel> No..
#4006 [17:56] <TheNytangel> Windows?
#4007 [17:56] <deathreaper> how do i reinstall?
#4008 [17:56] <deathreaper> yeh i have windowz 7
#4009 [17:56] <TheNytangel> What os do you have?
#4010 [17:56] <TheNytangel> ??> deathreaper win/reinst
#4011 [17:56] <deathreaper> windows 7
#4012 [17:56] <VoxelHead> deathreaper: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4013 [17:56] <VoxelHead> deathreaper: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4014 [17:57] <deathreaper> thx
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#4018 [18:00] <Funkeymunkeys> HI! im bored :D
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#4020 [18:00] <Funkeymunkeys> I just found the BEST TEXTURE PACK EVER!
#4021 [18:02] <Funkeymunkeys> trolololo
#4022 [18:02] <Funkeymunkeys> im soooo bored trolololo
#4023 [18:02] <jimbobd> hey guys would any one be able to help me with a server problem? It suddenly stop allowing my minecraft account to join. I've tried it from other networks so I know the problem lies on the server. Also the whitelist appears fine.
#4024 [18:02] <Funkeymunkeys> what is your username sir?
#4025 [18:03] * rjholmes13 [rjholmes13@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4026 [18:03] <Funkeymunkeys> SIR
#4027 [18:03] <Funkeymunkeys> IM talking To You SIR
#4028 [18:04] <severance> Funkeymunkeys define 'best'
#4029 [18:04] <Funkeymunkeys> U no want my HELP ok then
#4030 [18:04] <Funkeymunkeys> THE BEST
#4031 [18:04] <Funkeymunkeys> .def best
#4032 [18:04] <severance> what's best
#4033 [18:04] <Funkeymunkeys> The GREATEST PACK YOULL EVER C
#4034 [18:04] <Funkeymunkeys> ill show you
#4035 [18:04] <severance> no need to
#4036 [18:05] <jimbobd> sorry funky were you talking to me?
#4037 [18:05] <Funkeymunkeys> YES
#4038 [18:05] <jimbobd> it's jimbobd
#4039 [18:05] <Funkeymunkeys> !paid jimbobd
#4040 [18:05] <Funkeymunkeys> i love doing that :D
#4041 [18:05] <Funkeymunkeys> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/376784-16x-32x-64x-128x-256x-512x17-sphax-purebdcraft-with-aether-v068-030811/ SEriously check this pack oout
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#4043 [18:06] <jimbobd> !paidFunkeymunkeys
#4044 [18:06] <jimbobd> !paid Funkeymunkeys
#4045 [18:06] <shmoo> Hello can some one help?
#4046 [18:06] <Funkeymunkeys> ok
#4047 [18:06] <Funkeymunkeys> ?? help
#4048 [18:06] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#4049 [18:06] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#4050 [18:06] <Funkeymunkeys> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/376784-16x-32x-64x-128x-256x-512x17-sphax-purebdcraft-with-aether-v068-030811/
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#4052 [18:07] <Funkeymunkeys> look at it /\
#4053 [18:07] <Funkeymunkeys> its beautiful
#4054 [18:07] <shmoo> My power just went out when I was playing on minecraft then when the power came back on my world was gone??? I see it in the saves can someone help?
#4055 [18:07] <Funkeymunkeys> if its in the saves then it should be fine
#4056 [18:08] <Funkeymunkeys> is there anything inside the folder its in
#4057 [18:08] <shmoo> but when I go back on minecraft to select my world it is not there how do i get it back on minecraft
#4058 [18:08] <shmoo> yes
#4059 [18:08] <Funkeymunkeys> idk
#4060 [18:08] <Funkeymunkeys> :D
#4061 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> ask someone smart
#4062 [18:09] <shmoo> do you know some one who can help
#4063 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> HEY SMART PPL! HELP THIS GUY!
#4064 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> NOW
#4065 [18:09] <shmoo> PLEASE LOL
#4066 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> its AN EMERGENCY!
#4067 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> HHHEEELLLLPPPP
#4068 [18:09] <rjholmes13> D:
#4069 [18:09] <shmoo> HELLO ANYONE
#4070 [18:09] <Funkeymunkeys> help HIM
#4071 [18:09] <shmoo> rjholmes13 can u help?
#4072 [18:10] <jimbobd> you aren't actually that helpful are you funkey?
#4073 [18:10] <Funkeymunkeys> no
#4074 [18:10] <rjholmes13> I can't...>.<
#4075 [18:10] <Funkeymunkeys> Y NOT
#4076 [18:10] <Funkeymunkeys> UR A BLUE PERSON
#4077 [18:10] <rjholmes13> I R NAHT SMART COOKIE >.>
#4078 [18:10] <shmoo> can anyone help
#4079 [18:10] <Funkeymunkeys> HEy severerance HELP
#4080 [18:11] * Funkeymunkeys SCREEMS FOR HELP!
#4080 [18:11] <shmoo> can u dierect me to a new channel then
#4081 [18:11] <Funkeymunkeys> ummmmmm
#4082 [18:11] <Funkeymunkeys> maybe aethermod ppl can help?
#4083 [18:11] <Funkeymunkeys> idk
#4084 [18:11] <Funkeymunkeys> #aethermod
#4085 [18:11] <Funkeymunkeys> thats the only chanel i know lol
#4086 [18:12] <Funkeymunkeys> These ppl ARE STooPID JKJKJK i KEEP
#4087 [18:12] <Funkeymunkeys> kkeeeeed
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#4090 [18:19] <smoky> can any one help a cant play minecraft when i try it bings me to a page with an X in the top left corner
#4091 [18:20] <smoky> any help
#4092 [18:21] <Funkeymunkeys> no ones home
#4093 [18:21] <Funkeymunkeys> im stoopid and can not help
#4094 [18:22] <rjholmes13> are you just here to tell people you cant help, Funkeymunkeys? xD
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#4096 [18:23] <Funkeymunkeys> yes
#4097 [18:23] <Funkeymunkeys> that is my job
#4098 [18:23] <Funkeymunkeys> all i know how to doo is mod
#4099 [18:23] <rjholmes13> nice nice :P
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#4104 [18:28] <Eternalshadow> hello
#4105 [18:28] <Funkeymunkeys> hi
#4106 [18:28] <Eternalshadow> everytime i load classic minecraft i get fatal error (4) lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4107 [18:29] <Funkeymunkeys> HaHa sucks for you!
#4108 [18:29] <Funkeymunkeys> jk
#4109 [18:29] <Eternalshadow> lol
#4110 [18:29] <Funkeymunkeys> i dont know how to fix ANYTHING
#4111 [18:29] <Funkeymunkeys> exept mod help
#4112 [18:29] <Eternalshadow> i have no idea what it means
#4113 [18:29] <Eternalshadow> that says alot
#4114 [18:30] <Eternalshadow> im soo angry though
#4115 [18:31] <Funkeymunkeys> My power just went out when I was playing on minecraft then when the power came back on my world was gone??? I see it in the saves can someone help?
#4116 [18:31] <Funkeymunkeys> My power just went out when I was playing on minecraft then when the power came back on my world was gone??? I see it in the saves can someone help?
#4117 [18:31] <Funkeymunkeys> My power just went out when I was playing on minecraft then when the power came back on my world was gone??? I see it in the saves can someone help?
#4118 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> Please don't repose your message over and over again
#4119 [18:31] <Becceh> o.o
#4120 [18:31] <Funkeymunkeys> help me then :P
#4121 [18:31] <Eternalshadow> me to >.<
#4122 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> ??> Funkeymunkeys attitude
#4123 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Funkeymunkeys: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4124 [18:31] <VoxelHead> Funkeymunkeys: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4125 [18:31] <tyteen4a03> Eternalshadow: Yes?
#4126 [18:32] <Eternalshadow> i have a stupid problem with lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4127 [18:32] <tyteen4a03> Eternalshadow: can you elaborate?
#4128 [18:33] <Eternalshadow> no..........
#4129 [18:33] <Funkeymunkeys> dude i was trying to help some good who sounds like he is gunna faint cuz his worl is gone from a power outage and hes spent i whole life working on it!
#4130 [18:33] <Funkeymunkeys> someone*
#4131 [18:34] <Funkeymunkeys> his world is on youtube and its epic and now its gone
#4132 [18:34] <tyteen4a03> Funkeymunkeys: doesn't mean you can just yell and scream
#4133 [18:34] <tyteen4a03> We are only volunteers, we are not required to help you
#4134 [18:34] <Funkeymunkeys> well now he went to lie down cuz he is toosad :(
#4135 [18:35] <tyteen4a03> Instead, I suggest you ask your friend to come on this IRC channel
#4136 [18:35] <tyteen4a03> since he will know more than you do
#4137 [18:35] <tyteen4a03> Eternalshadow: hmm... maybe you can try this
#4138 [18:35] <Funkeymunkeys> hes gone he was on this chat, i was only one here and then he pm me
#4139 [18:35] <tyteen4a03> ??> Eternalshadow win/reinst
#4140 [18:35] <VoxelHead> Eternalshadow: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4141 [18:35] <VoxelHead> Eternalshadow: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4142 [18:35] <Funkeymunkeys> i did that for him
#4143 [18:35] <Funkeymunkeys> no luck
#4144 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> Funkeymunkeys: That wasn't towards you
#4145 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> and that would not help, either
#4146 [18:36] <Eternalshadow> here's the whole error: An error occured while loading the applet. please contact support to resolve this issue. Fatal error occured (4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4147 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#4148 [18:36] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#4149 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> Eternalshadow: are you on a wireless LAN?
#4150 [18:36] <tyteen4a03> ?? lostworld
#4151 [18:36] <VoxelHead> lostworld: If a power failure or other event has caused your world to no longer appear in the list, try loading your world in a map editor such as MCEdit, and resaving it. That may correct the corruption and allow you to resume use of your saved world.
#4152 [18:36] <Eternalshadow> i pretty sure yes
#4153 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> Eternalshadow: try to download it through a wired LAN, or ask a friend to give his .minecraft folder to you
#4154 [18:37] <tyteen4a03> ??> Funkeymunkeys lostworld
#4155 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Funkeymunkeys: (lostworld) If a power failure or other event has caused your world to no longer appear in the list, try loading your world in a map editor such as MCEdit, and resaving it. That may correct the corruption and allow you to resume use of your saved world.
#4156 [18:37] <Eternalshadow> k
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#4158 [18:37] <ircleuser> Anyone there?
#4159 [18:38] <tyteen4a03> ircleuser: yes?
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#4163 [18:38] <Funkeymunkeys> ok well hes gone now i dont even know him
#4164 [18:39] <ircleuser> I have a question - I have a magnificent house, and farm, which I built on peaceful. I was planning to just have fun with the game on peaceful, except now there are these sticky pistons, which you need slime for. I want them... so I was wondering, what are the chances that my house (which is wooden) gets destroyed when I turn difficulty to normal?
#4165 [18:40] <tyteen4a03> ircleuser: No idea, but I suggest that you go to a cave, then turn your difficulty to normal
#4166 [18:40] <tyteen4a03> that way, when you get a slime you can just turn back into peaceful
#4167 [18:40] <tyteen4a03> or use a mod like TooManyItems
#4168 [18:41] <ircleuser> Ok, so if I'm in a cave, they can't/wont destroy my house when I'm not there?
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#4170 [18:41] <tyteen4a03> ircleuser: yes, if you are far enough from your home
#4171 [18:41] <ircleuser> I don't have much experience playing on Normal+ to be honest,
#4172 [18:41] <tyteen4a03> ircleuser: I just use toomanyitems ;P
#4173 [18:41] <ircleuser> thanks a lot for the answers, tyteen :)
#4174 [18:42] <tyteen4a03> np
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#4176 [18:43] <ircleuser> Yeah, I don't know. my issue with that is that I have this house which has taken me probably 2000+ wood to build (all from chopping trees) and I don't know about just editing stuff that I want into it ;) I would edit it on another world, but this one, maybe.
#4177 [18:43] <ircleuser> I'll try it perhaps. :)
#4178 [18:43] <ircleuser> Also, I have another question: how do I get a save file of my map?
#4179 [18:43] <ircleuser> So that, if anything does happen, I can just restart it.
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#4181 [18:44] <tyteen4a03> ??> ircleuser win/.minecraft
#4182 [18:44] <VoxelHead> ircleuser: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#4183 [18:44] <tyteen4a03> There, you will find your saves in a folder called saves
#4184 [18:44] <tyteen4a03> (duh :P)
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#4186 [18:45] <ircleuser> Sorry ;) My younger brother set it all up, I just play the game (and have a ton of fun too) ;P Haven't quite looked into everything yet ;)
#4187 [18:45] <tyteen4a03> lol, I mean this -> find your saves in a folder called saves
#4188 [18:46] <tyteen4a03> very obvious but funny xD
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#4190 [18:47] <ircleuser> Oh no I understand your explanation, much appreciated. I just haven't done much with minecraft as of yet other than click "Single Player" and load my world. Bit of a nubbeh to be honest, which is funny because I've been playing since the alpha ;P
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#4193 [18:53] <Opeth> You have not lived until you have had a guitarist standing on your shoulders while performing a solo, have the singer end up heatbutting you and using you as a shield and crowd surfed on to the stage.
#4194 [18:53] <Opeth> Dillinger Escape Plan live is just..insane. Even met the drummer afterwards.
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#4197 [18:59] <Ajfos20> Does anyone know if you can access a world that has been deleted?
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#4199 [18:59] <Opeth> Deleted in what way?
#4200 [19:00] <Opeth> ;-;
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#4202 [19:02] <Morrolan> Opeth: Clearly he will rejoin as many times until none can be bothered to help him anymore.
#4203 [19:02] <Morrolan> Then he will complain how sucky support is etc etc.
#4204 [19:02] <Morrolan> Also, my english starts suffereing, I'll go to bed. ^^
#4205 [19:02] <Morrolan> G'night
#4206 [19:02] <Opeth> I am too active to listen anyway.
#4207 [19:02] <Opeth> Night
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#4211 [19:12] <Iridium> hi
#4212 [19:12] <prestoncharles> hi
#4213 [19:12] <Iridium> i need some help
#4214 [19:12] <prestoncharles> i do too
#4215 [19:12] <Iridium> i'm trying to build an underground tree farm
#4216 [19:12] <Opeth> ?? ask
#4217 [19:12] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4218 [19:12] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4219 [19:12] <Iridium> but i can't get over the issue of the leaves blocking light
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#4222 [19:13] <Opeth> Place torches beside the saplings, shouldn't cause an issue.
#4223 [19:13] <Iridium> i've got 50 trees atm
#4224 [19:13] <Iridium> and only 10 or so grew
#4225 [19:13] <prestoncharles> on my mac it won't let me open the minecraft.jar file to a folder. i had no problem before updating to osx lion.
#4226 [19:14] <Iridium> hmm
#4227 [19:14] <Opeth> They have to be spaced apart, remove any leaves that interrupt the growth area of other saplings.
#4228 [19:14] <Opeth> They need a height of 6 minimum above them.
#4229 [19:14] <Iridium> they've got height and they're a block apart
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#4231 [19:14] <Iridium> i think my problem was 1 torch per...
#4232 [19:14] <Opeth> Should be two blocks
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#4234 [19:15] <prestoncharles> on my mac it won't let me open the minecraft.jar file to a folder. i had no problem before updating to osx lion. any ideas?
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#4236 [19:15] <Iridium> i think like 30 ish trees per torch lol
#4237 [19:15] <Opeth> Place a torch beside each sapling
#4238 [19:16] <Iridium> what if 1 torch was surrounded by 4 trees?
#4239 [19:16] <AG_Scott> prestoncharles: It's a zip file. You would need to unzip it.
#4240 [19:16] <Iridium> would that work too?
#4241 [19:16] <alan> my minecraft sever worked perfect a few days ago now it either says it timed out or it lost connection and in my server folder the properties folder is gone
#4242 [19:16] <AG_Scott> This channel doesn't provide help with mods and that's all I can assume you're trying to do so.
#4243 [19:17] <Opeth> Saplings should be spaced two apart
#4244 [19:17] <alan> my minecraft sever worked perfect a few days ago now it either says it timed out or it lost connection and in my server folder the properties folder is gone
#4245 [19:17] <prestoncharles> @ag_scott its saying my java archiver isn't working, and i have no problems modding its just that this .jar won't open to a .zip
#4246 [19:17] <Iridium> you mean 2 blocks of dirt in between each? or 1?
#4247 [19:17] <alan> scott please help
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#4249 [19:18] <AG_Scott> well you'll need to ask in a channel like #risucraft prestoncharles
#4250 [19:18] <AG_Scott> alan: there isn't a properties folder?
#4251 [19:18] <prestoncharles> ag_scott will do, thanks
#4252 [19:18] <Iridium> doesn't the properties create when you run the server?
#4253 [19:19] <AG_Scott> Not a folder.
#4254 [19:19] <AG_Scott> just a file
#4255 [19:19] <alan> @ag_scott there used to but not anymore
#4256 [19:19] <AG_Scott> It doesn't create a properties folder. Just a file called server.properties.
#4257 [19:19] <alan> idk what happened
#4258 [19:19] <AG_Scott> If it created a folder, you're not using the official minecraft server.
#4259 [19:19] <alan> no i meant file
#4260 [19:19] <AG_Scott> It must have been deleted.
#4261 [19:20] <AG_Scott> Is this on windows, linux, or mac?
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#4263 [19:20] <alan> windows
#4264 [19:20] <AG_Scott> so you're running the minecraft_server.exe or whatever?
#4265 [19:20] <alan> i used bukkit
#4266 [19:21] <schnozzle> can some one help my power went out and I can get my map back I see it in saves??? PLEASE I NEED HELP????
#4267 [19:21] <Iridium> i would help if i understood the question
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#4269 [19:21] <AG_Scott> ??> alan mods
#4270 [19:21] <VoxelHead> alan: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4271 [19:21] <VoxelHead> alan: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4272 [19:22] <mib_yc4sve> the fre version wont play in my browser even though i have the latest ver of java
#4273 [19:22] <schnozzle> ok so when I was playing minecraft on my wrld the power when out when I tryed to get back on my map was not there I copuld not see it in singleplayer but in the saves I see it
#4274 [19:23] <Iridium> i think you need an account to play browser
#4275 [19:23] <mib_yc4sve> I Do
#4276 [19:23] <Iridium> oh fre = french?
#4277 [19:23] <mib_yc4sve> sorry, free version
#4278 [19:23] <schnozzle> ok so when I was playing minecraft on my wrld the power when out when I tryed to get back on my map was not there I copuld not see it in singleplayer but in the saves I see it
#4279 [19:23] <Iridium> i think you need a full account to play browser
#4280 [19:24] <TheNytangel> You do
#4281 [19:24] <Iridium> it's in your save folder but not in your single player list?
#4282 [19:24] <schnozzle> yes
#4283 [19:25] <mib_yc4sve> my son just said he played the free browser old version without registering
#4284 [19:25] <mib_yc4sve> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
#4285 [19:25] <TheNytangel> Oh
#4286 [19:25] <mib_yc4sve> This game requires Java. Press escape to release the mouse.
#4287 [19:25] <TheNytangel> Iridium, in the temp files
#4288 [19:25] <mib_yc4sve> PRESS B
#4289 [19:25] <schnozzle> Iridium yes
#4290 [19:26] <schnozzle> U there
#4291 [19:26] <mib_yc4sve> I just reinstalled java no luck
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#4293 [19:26] <Iridium> if it's in your save folder it should show when you select single player
#4294 [19:26] <schnozzle> it does not
#4295 [19:27] <schnozzle> show up
#4296 [19:27] <Iridium> i've got no idea
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#4298 [19:29] <WontWork4Me> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp wont work for me any suggestons, just re-installed Java
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#4301 [19:30] <montezuma> helo
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#4303 [19:30] <WontWork4Me> trying to play the old free in browser ver and it wont load anybody have that issue?
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#4305 [19:31] <fault> what os are you using?
#4306 [19:31] <WontWork4Me> WIn XP
#4307 [19:31] <fault> and browser?
#4308 [19:31] <WontWork4Me> IE 8
#4309 [19:31] <montezuma> i need help, i can not fix the black screen for the too many items mod but i realy want the mot?
#4310 [19:31] <fault> Try opening it in another browser.
#4311 [19:31] <montezuma> *mod
#4312 [19:32] <fault> ??> montezuma mods
#4313 [19:32] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4314 [19:32] <Iridium> we dpm
#4315 [19:32] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4316 [19:32] <WontWork4Me> K
#4317 [19:32] <WontWork4Me> trying FireFOx
#4318 [19:33] <WontWork4Me> Works in FireFox
#4319 [19:33] <WontWork4Me> Thanks!!!!
#4320 [19:33] <fault> I hope this is the first step in switching to a better browser :)
#4321 [19:34] <WontWork4Me> Maybe IE has some security setting that wont let it play or something
#4322 [19:34] <fault> I'd assume it's something like that, or your Java install. At least it works in firefox.
#4323 [19:34] <WontWork4Me> Yep, I like Firefox
#4324 [19:35] <WontWork4Me> Thatnks
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#4326 [19:36] <schnozzle> Can some one help
#4327 [19:36] <schnozzle> ok so when I was playing minecraft on my wrld the power when out when I tryed to get back on my map was not there I could not see it in singleplayer but in the saves I see it
#4328 [19:36] <fault> one second
#4329 [19:36] <schnozzle> me?
#4330 [19:36] <fault> ??> schnozzle corruptedsaverecovery
#4331 [19:36] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (corruptedsaverecovery) Apocalypse_r has a thread in which he and others fix corrupted saves. The thread is: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/137381-official-corrupted-save-recovery-thread/
#4332 [19:36] <montezuma> i need help with to many items
#4333 [19:36] <fault> whoops
#4334 [19:37] <fault> ignore that, schnozzle
#4335 [19:37] <schnozzle> ok
#4336 [19:37] <Iridium> ??> montezuma mods
#4337 [19:37] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4338 [19:37] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4339 [19:37] <fault> i've given him that one
#4340 [19:37] <schnozzle> fault can u help?
#4341 [19:37] <Iridium> oh lol
#4342 [19:37] <fault> i forgot the faq for renaming the level.dat
#4343 [19:38] <fault> schnozzle, rename your level.dat to level.dat_corrupted, then rename level.dat_old to level.dat
#4344 [19:38] <schnozzle> u tLKING TO ME
#4345 [19:38] <fault> in the save folder
#4346 [19:39] <schnozzle> sorry not following
#4347 [19:39] <schnozzle> say that again
#4348 [19:39] <fault> do you know where your .minecraft folder is?
#4349 [19:39] <schnozzle> yes
#4350 [19:40] <fault> open .minecraft, open the saves directory, then find the folder with the name of your level
#4351 [19:40] <schnozzle> now what
#4352 [19:40] <schnozzle> ok got it
#4353 [19:40] <fault> rename the file called "level.dat" to "level.dat_corrupted"
#4354 [19:40] <fault> it may warn you about it, just ignore it
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#4356 [19:41] <schnozzle> ok now what
#4357 [19:41] <fault> rename the file called level.dat_old to level.dat
#4358 [19:42] <schnozzle> ok now what
#4359 [19:42] <fault> Try opening your save in Minecraft.
#4360 [19:42] <schnozzle> ok hold on
#4361 [19:43] <schnozzle> no nothing
#4362 [19:44] <fault> Is the map not opening or is it not listed?
#4363 [19:44] <GreyVulpine> ?? nullsave
#4364 [19:44] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#4365 [19:44] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#4366 [19:44] <fault> that works too
#4367 [19:44] <schnozzle> not listed
#4368 [19:45] <fault> undo what you renamed, then do the thing that was just posted
#4369 [19:45] <fault> rename level.dat to level.dat_old, then rename level.dat_corrupted to level.dat
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#4375 [19:50] <Exdero> Yay! Vox is functional..finally x.x
#4376 [19:52] <puff> can anyone help? I have a screen that says updating information and then done loading and it does nothing it is frozen , help
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#4378 [19:53] <fault> ??> puff forceupdate
#4379 [19:53] <VoxelHead> puff: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4380 [19:53] <VoxelHead> puff: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#4382 [19:55] <violin_master> Hi I was wondering how much bandwidth it uses to host a minecraft server off of my computer?
#4383 [19:55] <fault> How many players are you expecting?
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#4385 [19:55] <violin_master> 1-2
#4386 [19:55] <Triggerdusk> howdy everyone. i could use a lil help please
#4387 [19:55] <violin_master> well myself and one other probably
#4388 [19:56] <fault> ??> Triggerdusk help
#4389 [19:56] <VoxelHead> Triggerdusk: (help) To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#4390 [19:56] <VoxelHead> Triggerdusk: (help) For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#4391 [19:56] <fault> whoops
#4392 [19:56] <fault> disregard that
#4393 [19:56] <fault> ??> triggerdusk ask
#4394 [19:56] <Triggerdusk> lol
#4395 [19:56] <VoxelHead> triggerdusk: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4396 [19:56] <VoxelHead> triggerdusk: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4397 [19:56] <fault> violin_master: probably less than 100mb a day
#4398 [19:56] <fault> in my experience with ~4 people on a server
#4399 [19:56] <Triggerdusk> 74.75.85.212 could you guys try to connect to this server of mine
#4400 [19:56] <violin_master> ok it wouldn't run 24/7 anyway
#4401 [19:57] <fault> !up 74.75.85.212
#4402 [19:57] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://74.75.85.212 looks down from here.
#4403 [19:57] <fault> !help
#4404 [19:57] <fault> !check 74.75.85.212
#4405 [19:57] <Triggerdusk> what?
#4406 [19:57] <fault> it looks down
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#4408 [19:57] <Triggerdusk> its not
#4409 [19:57] <fault> do you have ports forwarded?
#4410 [19:57] <Triggerdusk> are u timing out?
#4411 [19:58] <violin_master> thanks foult
#4412 [19:58] <Triggerdusk> would i need to redo that with the updates?
#4413 [19:58] <violin_master> *fault
#4414 [19:58] <fault> No, that's just the bot checking the server
#4415 [19:58] <fault> I'm not able to connect to it, either.
#4416 [19:58] <Triggerdusk> no i mean portforwarding
#4417 [19:58] <fault> Not with minecraft updates, no.
#4418 [19:59] <Triggerdusk> then yes i have ported forward
#4419 [19:59] <fault> That's not what it looks like from here. Are you sure you forwarded the right ports to the right internal IP? You should forward port 25565
#4420 [20:00] <Triggerdusk> ok where do i go to do that then?
#4421 [20:00] <fault> So, you didn't do it.
#4422 [20:00] <Triggerdusk> yes i did
#4423 [20:00] <Triggerdusk> when i first started my sever
#4424 [20:00] <Triggerdusk> but ill do it again just to make sure
#4425 [20:01] <fault> Yes, check the IP address of your computer, then check it against what's in your router's settings.
#4426 [20:01] <Triggerdusk> dude one thing at a time
#4427 [20:01] <fault> It's fairly simple.
#4428 [20:01] <Triggerdusk> then could you help me do it?
#4429 [20:01] <puff> thank you voxelhead I cant find the option button above login, doesnt seem to be there
#4430 [20:02] <fault> http://portforward.com/ has some screenshots
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#4432 [20:02] <fault> puff, download the latest client from minecraft.net
#4433 [20:02] <fault> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4434 [20:03] <fault> puff: it has tutorials, i mean
#4435 [20:03] <fault> *meant
#4436 [20:03] <Triggerdusk> ok so where do i go to portforward?
#4437 [20:04] <fault> ??< smp/serversetup
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#4439 [20:05] <fault> look up the tutorial for your router at http://portforward.com/
#4440 [20:05] <Triggerdusk> um where online
#4441 [20:05] <Triggerdusk> ?
#4442 [20:05] <mib_n6hlhm> what?
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#4444 [20:05] <Triggerdusk> ah ok one sec then
#4445 [20:05] <bartsmit41> hello
#4446 [20:05] <mib_n6hlhm> hello
#4447 [20:05] <fault> er
#4448 [20:05] <fault> triggerdusk, disregard that
#4449 [20:05] <bartsmit41> i need help
#4450 [20:05] <fault> portforward.com is bull
#4451 [20:05] <bartsmit41> with essentialls
#4452 [20:05] <mib_n6hlhm> erm
#4453 [20:05] <fault> ??> bartsmit41 mods
#4454 [20:05] <VoxelHead> bartsmit41: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4455 [20:05] <VoxelHead> bartsmit41: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4456 [20:06] <bartsmit41> i want to know how to cange a mobspawner
#4457 [20:06] <mib_n6hlhm> i need help trying to run minecraft
#4458 [20:06] <mib_n6hlhm> on a mac'
#4459 [20:06] <puff> puff says Thank you Thank you Thank you, IT Worked!!!!!!
#4460 [20:06] <mib_n6hlhm> it keeps saying "do you want to trust this sight?"
#4461 [20:06] <fault> bartsmit41: try single player commands, it has commands for that
#4462 [20:07] <mib_n6hlhm> never mind, bye
#4463 [20:07] <fault> mib_n6hlhm, click allow or yes
#4464 [20:07] <Triggerdusk> disregard what?
#4465 [20:07] <mib_n6hlhm> well i do that
#4466 [20:07] <mib_n6hlhm> i click run
#4467 [20:07] <Triggerdusk> ah ok
#4468 [20:07] <mib_n6hlhm> and it crashes
#4469 [20:07] <fault> tirggerdusk, don't use port forward, it's the wrong site
#4470 [20:07] <fault> mib_n6hlm, are you trying to play classic?
#4471 [20:08] <mib_n6hlhm> no
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#4473 [20:08] <mib_n6hlhm> been there, done that
#4474 [20:08] <fault> Try downloading the desktop client for mac.
#4475 [20:08] <mib_n6hlhm> k
#4476 [20:08] <Triggerdusk> ok so where to now?
#4477 [20:08] <mib_n6hlhm> me?
#4478 [20:08] <mib_n6hlhm> ???
#4479 [20:08] <fault> yes
#4480 [20:09] <mib_n6hlhm> im an idiot when it comes to these things
#4481 [20:09] <fault> sorry, username autocompletion is broken for me right now
#4482 [20:09] <puff> hello
#4483 [20:09] <mib_n6hlhm> hello
#4484 [20:09] <fault> mib_n6hlhm, http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.zip
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#4487 [20:10] <Triggerdusk> alrighty so if not portforward.com then to where?
#4488 [20:10] <fault> trigger dusk, check out http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Firewalling.2C_NATs_and_external_IP_addresses
#4489 [20:10] <mib_n6hlhm> it worked!
#4490 [20:10] <mib_n6hlhm> thx
#4491 [20:10] <fault> np, make sure to drag it into your applications folder, though
#4492 [20:10] <mib_n6hlhm> k
#4493 [20:11] <mib_n6hlhm> bye!
#4494 [20:11] <fault> woo, i fixed nick completion. i dunno why it was off by default, sorry about the confusion
#4495 [20:11] <Triggerdusk> ok the port is closed, how do i open it?
#4496 [20:12] <fault> Triggerdusk, what router do you use?
#4497 [20:13] <fault> the manufacturer and model number
#4498 [20:13] <Triggerdusk> netgear wpn824n
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#4500 [20:13] <Admiralorange> can i get some hlp
#4501 [20:14] <Triggerdusk> just tell me how to open the port
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#4503 [20:14] <Admiralorange> i need help
#4504 [20:14] <pizza> hello again
#4505 [20:14] <fault> yeah, Triggerdusk, give me a sec
#4506 [20:14] <Triggerdusk> whats up admiral
#4507 [20:14] <Triggerdusk> ?
#4508 [20:14] <fault> ??> Admiralorange ask
#4509 [20:14] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4510 [20:14] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4511 [20:15] <fault> Triggerdusk, open http://192.168.1.1/ in your browser
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#4514 [20:17] <fault> actually, Triggerdusk, here's a guide: http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Netgear/WPN824/Minecraft_Server.htm
#4515 [20:17] <fault> just follow that all the way through
#4516 [20:17] <fault> step by step
#4517 [20:17] <Triggerdusk> thanks
#4518 [20:17] <Admiralorange> i tried downloading a mod it was my first time and at the end i think i did something wrong but when i went to play Minecraft the screen stays frozen i need help can someone help please
#4519 [20:18] <fault> ??> Admiralorange mods
#4520 [20:18] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4521 [20:18] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4522 [20:19] <Admiralorange> no i mean i need help with the black out thing how do i fix it its frozen
#4523 [20:20] <fault> Do you just want to remove the mod?
#4524 [20:20] <Triggerdusk> ok guys try connecting now
#4525 [20:20] <Admiralorange> i guess but i dont think its installed
#4526 [20:20] <Triggerdusk> 74.75.85.212
#4527 [20:20] <fault> !check 74.75.85.212
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#4529 [20:20] <fault> ??> Admiralorange forceupdate
#4530 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4531 [20:20] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#4533 [20:21] <Admiralorange> i need help fixing a frozen screen on Minecraft its been doing this for 3 weeks?
#4534 [20:21] <fault> Admiralorange, you were just given instructions
#4535 [20:21] <fault> see above
#4536 [20:21] <Realtek1> Hey
#4537 [20:21] <Realtek1> I have a question
#4538 [20:21] <fault> ask away
#4539 [20:21] <Realtek1> I have received the Login Failed error
#4540 [20:21] <Admiralorange> thx voxel (:
#4541 [20:22] <fault> he's a bot :P
#4542 [20:22] <Realtek1> me?
#4543 [20:22] <fault> Realtek1, check your password
#4544 [20:22] <Realtek1> I did
#4545 [20:22] <Realtek1> But its strange
#4546 [20:22] <fault> voxelhead is a bot
#4547 [20:22] <fault> what os are you using?
#4548 [20:22] <Realtek1> Windows 7
#4549 [20:22] <fault> Realtek1, what os are you using?
#4550 [20:22] <fault> ok
#4551 [20:22] <Realtek1> I just bought the game today
#4552 [20:22] <fault> ??> Realtek1 win/reinst
#4553 [20:22] <VoxelHead> Realtek1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4554 [20:22] <VoxelHead> Realtek1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4555 [20:23] <Realtek1> ok
#4556 [20:23] <Realtek1> Thanks I will try that
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#4558 [20:23] <Admiralorange> Voxel?
#4559 [20:23] <fault> he's a bot
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#4561 [20:24] <Admiralorange> umm theres a problem voxel gave me instructions but they werent right for how i log in
#4562 [20:25] <fault> Admiralorange, VoxelHead is a bot
#4563 [20:25] <Admiralorange> fault?
#4564 [20:25] <Admiralorange> k.....
#4565 [20:25] <fault> yeah, are you trying to log in through a browser?
#4566 [20:25] <Admiralorange> yah i am fault
#4567 [20:25] <fault> Download the desktop client and follow those instructions for that
#4568 [20:25] <Realtek1> Hey thank you its working now
#4569 [20:26] <Admiralorange> no wait im logging in from homepage of minecraft.net
#4570 [20:26] <fault> Admiralorange, what operating system are you using?
#4571 [20:26] <Realtek1> But I just deleted the whole .minecraft folder
#4572 [20:26] <Admiralorange> and its not working there
#4573 [20:26] <Realtek1> And then all the Minecraft Clients
#4574 [20:26] <fault> Realtek1, that deleted your saves as well
#4575 [20:26] <Realtek1> I know
#4576 [20:26] <Realtek1> But its because I just bought the game today
#4577 [20:26] <fault> okay
#4578 [20:27] <fault> Admiralorange, are you using windows/macos/linux?
#4579 [20:27] <Admiralorange> what do u mean fault operating system?
#4580 [20:27] <Admiralorange> twindow
#4581 [20:27] <Realtek1> Wait is this a server 208.115.211.250:25565
#4582 [20:27] <fault> okay then
#4583 [20:27] <Realtek1> Lol
#4584 [20:27] <fault> !check 208.115.211.250
#4585 [20:27] <Admiralorange> *window
#4586 [20:27] <Realtek1> Ok
#4587 [20:27] <Realtek1> Will do
#4588 [20:28] <fault> ??> Admiralorange win/reinst
#4589 [20:28] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4590 [20:28] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4591 [20:28] <Admiralorange> Fault im operating on windows
#4592 [20:28] <fault> yes, i understand, follow the instructions just given by VoxelHead
#4593 [20:28] <Admiralorange> tk
#4594 [20:29] <Admiralorange> whats win/reinst
#4595 [20:29] <fault> win is windows, reins means reinstallation
#4596 [20:29] <Admiralorange> k
#4597 [20:29] <Realtek1> I have another question
#4598 [20:29] <Realtek1> Why does my minecraft run so slow
#4599 [20:29] <Admiralorange> whats windows r keys?
#4600 [20:30] <fault> Admiralorange, hold down the windows key, then press the r key
#4601 [20:30] <Realtek1> I have a 3.2 Ghz Processor with 4GB RAM and a nVIDIA EN8400Gs (512Mb VRAM)
#4602 [20:30] <Admiralorange> k
#4603 [20:30] <fault> Realtek1, have you updated your graphics drivers?
#4604 [20:30] <Realtek1> Yes I have
#4605 [20:30] <fault> recently?
#4606 [20:30] <fault> one moment
#4607 [20:30] <Realtek1> Yes
#4608 [20:31] <fault> Realtek1, check out http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/144031-guide-a-how-to-on-increasing-fps-in-minecraft/
#4609 [20:31] <Realtek1> Ok thanks
#4610 [20:31] <Realtek1> I will check it out
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#4612 [20:33] <Realtek1> So now I should download the OptiFog and Optimize Mod?
#4613 [20:33] <Admiralorange> fault i cant find the minecraft derectory bin?
#4614 [20:34] <fault> Realtek1, try changing your settings in video options to fast graphics and a smaller fog level first
#4615 [20:34] <Realtek1> Lol
#4616 [20:34] <fault> you've tried that already, i bet
#4617 [20:34] <Realtek1> Its only slow when Its full screen
#4618 [20:34] <fault> try optifog/optimine, then
#4619 [20:35] <Admiralorange> fault i cant find the minecraft derectory bin
#4620 [20:35] <Realtek1> Ok
#4621 [20:35] <Realtek1> But now how do I install a Mod?
#4622 [20:35] <fault> Admiralorange, just download the minecraft client, it's much easier with that
#4623 [20:35] <Realtek1> I have no idea how
#4624 [20:35] <fault> Realtek1, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/217757-mods-complete-mod-installation-clean-version-21311/
#4625 [20:35] <Admiralorange> whats the minecraft client?
#4626 [20:36] <fault> Admiralorange, http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#4627 [20:36] <fault> save it to your desktop or some place, then open it
#4628 [20:36] <fault> and follow these instructions
#4629 [20:36] <Realtek1> I shall follow those instructions fault
#4630 [20:36] <fault> ??> Admiralorange forceupdate
#4631 [20:36] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4632 [20:36] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4633 [20:37] <fault> Realtek1, good luck! if you need help, you might be able to find some in #risucraft or #mcmods
#4634 [20:37] <Realtek1> Ok
#4635 [20:38] <Realtek1> I need to find ModLoader
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#4637 [20:38] <Admiralorange> fault when i clicked ur link it took me to this it said minecraft on the bottom and minecraft.exe what should i do?
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#4639 [20:38] <Admiralorange> fault?
#4640 [20:39] <fault> ??> Admiralorange patience
#4641 [20:39] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4642 [20:39] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4643 [20:39] <Admiralorange> sorry lol
#4644 [20:39] <Realtek1> Hey fault can you give me a link to Modloader and Audio
#4645 [20:39] <fault> Admiralorange, save the file
#4646 [20:39] <Admiralorange> wich one Fault?
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#4648 [20:40] <lemon-rev> ??> realktek1 google
#4649 [20:40] <fault> Realtek1, here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/75440-v173-risugamis-mods-recipe-book-updated/
#4650 [20:40] <VoxelHead> realktek1: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#4651 [20:40] <Essentials_788> has anyone heard of my problem? Minecraft was fucked up, so I deleted everything. I then went to reinstall it, but it wont open now
#4652 [20:40] <Realtek1> Lol sorry
#4653 [20:40] <Admiralorange> Essentials thats kind of my problem too
#4654 [20:40] <lemon-rev> Essentials_788 what happens and what do you see ?
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#4656 [20:40] <fault> Admiralorange, go here and follow the instructions for windows http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4657 [20:41] <Admiralorange> k
#4658 [20:41] <Essentials_788> nothing, the app on my doc opens for like a second and then closes right away
#4659 [20:41] <fault> Do you have Lion installed?
#4660 [20:41] <lemon-rev> Essentials_788 check your antivirus scanner to make sure its not being blocked
#4661 [20:41] <Essentials_788> this has hapenned before
#4662 [20:42] <fault> lemon-rev, >dock
#4663 [20:42] <lemon-rev> falut / windows / mac :) can always help with questions :P
#4664 [20:42] <Essentials_788> I remember I cgot a code snippet and I just entered it into terminal
#4665 [20:42] <Essentials_788> and boom it was fixed
#4666 [20:42] <lemon-rev> ? dock ?
#4667 [20:42] <Admiralorange> Fault i did it should i clear all the files?
#4668 [20:42] <fault> Admiralorange, open it, then do
#4669 [20:42] <fault> ??> Admiralorange forceupdate
#4670 [20:42] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4671 [20:42] <VoxelHead> Admiralorange: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#4673 [20:42] <Admiralorange> wich file theres three fault?
#4674 [20:43] <fault> MINECRAFT.EXE
#4675 [20:43] <lemon-rev> lol
#4676 [20:43] <Admiralorange> theres three of them tho srry
#4677 [20:43] <fault> try the one named minecraft
#4678 [20:43] <charlie> can someone tell me why I cant put things down and build. I have tried all the keys and mouse.?
#4679 [20:43] <Admiralorange> k
#4680 [20:43] <Essentials_788> voxelhead
#4681 [20:44] <lemon-rev> charlie are you on a server ?
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#4684 [20:44] <fault> ??< mac/profile
#4685 [20:44] <fault> ??< mac/profile
#4686 [20:44] <charlie> yes I think so - safari
#4687 [20:44] <lemon-rev> charlie its because you havent been op'ed or allowd to build you have to contact an admin
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#4689 [20:45] <Admiralorange> Fault it wont take me too the link should i right click the minecraft and remove it from the list?
#4690 [20:45] <lemon-rev> charlie safari is a broswer
#4691 [20:45] <Essentials_788> voxelhead, I remember awhile ago you helped me with my problem
#4692 [20:46] <Realtek1> Ok fault I will now try to see if the Mods work :D
#4693 [20:46] <charlie> Have only had for 1 day - what is op'ed?
#4694 [20:46] <mib_vv04r0> help! i already paid for the actual minecraft game, but can't run it because of my video card driver. what can i do??????
#4695 [20:46] <Essentials_788> minecraft kept crashing so I deleted everything, the app and the folder
#4696 [20:46] <lemon-rev> charlie are you playing single player or muliplayer ?
#4697 [20:46] <Dmd2256> I incorrectly installed a mod and I want to completely remove the mod. How do I reinstall minecraft?
#4698 [20:46] <charlie> single
#4699 [20:46] <Essentials_788> I then went to download it again, But it won't open Once I click the minecraft.app
#4700 [20:46] <Admiralorange> Fault/
#4701 [20:46] <fault> ??> Dmd2256 forceupdate
#4702 [20:46] <VoxelHead> Dmd2256: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4703 [20:46] <Essentials_788> it just opens for a seconds and closes on the doc
#4704 [20:46] <VoxelHead> Dmd2256: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4705 [20:47] <lemon-rev> charlie try holding down the mouse to like get a pice of dirt
#4706 [20:47] <fault> ??> mib_vv04r0 win/dxdiag
#4707 [20:47] <VoxelHead> mib_vv04r0: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4708 [20:47] <VoxelHead> mib_vv04r0: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4709 [20:47] <charlie> ok
#4710 [20:47] <Dmd2256> Thank you for the help, fault!
#4711 [20:47] <Essentials_788> anyobdy?
#4712 [20:47] <charlie> thanks will try
#4713 [20:48] <Admiralorange> Fault should i remove the minecraft link from the list????
#4714 [20:48] <lemon-rev> Essentials_788 windows / mac / linux ?
#4715 [20:48] <Essentials_788> mac
#4716 [20:48] <fault> ??> Essentials_788 mac/lion/java
#4717 [20:48] <VoxelHead> Essentials_788: (mac/lion/java) Apple�s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.
#4718 [20:48] <VoxelHead> Essentials_788: (mac/lion/java) Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#4719 [20:48] <lemon-rev> ok can you make sure you have the latest java please
#4720 [20:48] <lemon-rev> ty
#4721 [20:48] <lemon-rev> :)
#4722 [20:48] <Essentials_788> I don't have lion
#4723 [20:48] <Essentials_788> Im still on snow leapord
#4724 [20:48] <Realtek1> Thanks
#4725 [20:48] <Realtek1> The mods are working
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#4727 [20:49] <fault> Essentials_788, open the apple menu, then software update, then install any update
#4728 [20:49] <lemon-rev> Essentials_788 please follow vox
#4729 [20:49] <fault> *updates
#4730 [20:49] <Admiralorange> Fault??
#4731 [20:49] <fault> lemon-rev, that was for lion
#4732 [20:49] <fault> Admiralorange, could you repeat what your problem is *now*?
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#4734 [20:49] <lemon-rev> yes
#4735 [20:49] <vamp> hi ]
#4736 [20:49] <lemon-rev> Admiralorange yes, for your list remove it, so it doesnt get blocked
#4737 [20:49] <raisin> A while ago, I installed a mod the wrong way and got a black screen. I had to delete a bunch of file from .minecraft except for one file. What do I do?
#4738 [20:49] <lemon-rev> ??> vamp ask
#4739 [20:50] <VoxelHead> vamp: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4740 [20:50] <VoxelHead> vamp: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4741 [20:50] <fault> raisin, what os are you using?
#4742 [20:50] <raisin> Windows 7
#4743 [20:50] <lemon-rev> ??> raisin win/reinst
#4744 [20:50] <VoxelHead> raisin: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4745 [20:50] <vamp> i have mager lag in single player
#4746 [20:50] <VoxelHead> raisin: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4747 [20:50] <oldtopman> vamp: What are your computer specs?
#4748 [20:50] <Admiralorange> when i went to the link were it said minecraft.exe ect. should i have cleared the whole list? fault
#4749 [20:50] <lemon-rev> ??> vamp win/dxdiag
#4750 [20:50] <VoxelHead> vamp: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4751 [20:50] <VoxelHead> vamp: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4752 [20:50] <vamp> kk
#4753 [20:50] <Essentials_788> so voxel, What should I do if I'm not on 10.7 on a mac, Im still on 10.5 or 10.6
#4754 [20:51] <oldtopman> lemon-rev: Thats not important if hes on a P3...
#4755 [20:51] <oldtopman> ??> Essentials_788 bot
#4756 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Essentials_788: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4757 [20:51] <raisin> Thanks for the help, voxelhead!
#4758 [20:51] <oldtopman> Essentials_788: Install any update
#4759 [20:51] <lemon-rev> hm, well it tells me the ram hes got
#4760 [20:51] <lemon-rev> :P
#4761 [20:51] <fault> Admiralorange, just find the files in the downloads folder your documents folder
#4762 [20:51] <Admiralorange> Fault did u see my question
#4763 [20:51] <oldtopman> lemon-rev: Is just easier to ask for vamp's case badge
#4764 [20:51] <oldtopman> Admiralorange: What list?
#4765 [20:51] <oldtopman> Admiralorange: Where list?
#4766 [20:51] <raisin> This place is so helpful. Thanks!
#4767 [20:52] <Essentials_788> It has nothing to do with my computer updates, this has happened in the pass and you guys gave me some code or something to enter into java
#4768 [20:52] <oldtopman> raisin: Thanks!
#4769 [20:52] <fault> ??< mac/client
#4770 [20:52] <Admiralorange> man umm fault i deleted all the files in the link with minecraft. exe
#4771 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Essentials_788 - Mac?
#4772 [20:52] <Essentials_788> yeah
#4773 [20:52] <GreyVulpine> Clicks on .app, bounces in dock, doesn't do anything?
#4774 [20:53] <Essentials_788> yes!
#4775 [20:53] <GreyVulpine> ??> Essentials_788 mac/permissions
#4776 [20:53] <VoxelHead> Essentials_788: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#4777 [20:53] <VoxelHead> Essentials_788: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#4778 [20:53] <Essentials_788> thank you! thats it
#4779 [20:53] <fault> Admiralorange, download minecraft.exe from the download page, then OPEN IT
#4780 [20:53] <Admiralorange> k ill be back
#4781 [20:53] <fault> ?_?
#4782 [20:54] <vamp> hear http://pastebin.com/mhY9RqeM
#4783 [20:55] <fault> your computer is very underpowered, it probably won't be able to run minecraft decently
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#4785 [20:55] <fault> however, you could try to update your graphics drivers
#4786 [20:55] <vamp> are u talk to me
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#4788 [20:55] <fault> ??> vamp gpu/intel
#4789 [20:55] <VoxelHead> vamp: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4790 [20:56] <lemon-rev> fault its a laptop, unless he buys new ram for it, hes left with what hes got
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#4792 [20:57] <fault> whaddya mean, i've been able to run minecraft w/512mb of ram
#4793 [20:57] <vamp> how do i know my vidoe card
#4794 [20:57] <fault> one second
#4795 [20:57] <bletch> I need help with the video graphic card
#4796 [20:57] <vamp> np
#4797 [20:57] <lemon-rev> vamp the dxdiag told us
#4798 [20:57] <vamp> kk'
#4799 [20:58] <bletch> It says i have a bad video card driver how do i fix it
#4800 [20:58] <Admiralorange> Fault thank u very much thank u thank u all of u are great thx for helping everyone (:
#4801 [20:58] <fault> vamp, download this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/12536/a08/win2k_xp142550.exe
#4802 [20:58] <fault> ??> blotch win/dxdiag
#4803 [20:58] <VoxelHead> blotch: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4804 [20:58] <VoxelHead> blotch: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4805 [20:58] <bletch> hello?
#4806 [20:58] <fault> bletch, follow those instructions
#4807 [20:59] <bletch> which ones?
#4808 [20:59] <fault> i misspelled your name
#4809 [20:59] <fault> ??> bletch win/dxdiag
#4810 [20:59] <VoxelHead> bletch: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4811 [20:59] <VoxelHead> bletch: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4812 [20:59] <bletch> ...
#4813 [20:59] <fault> ?? dont/pebcak
#4814 [20:59] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#4815 [20:59] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#4816 [20:59] <vamp> i will be back
#4817 [21:00] <fault> that was a bit harsh, sorry
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#4821 [21:05] <vamp> it is work fine thanks
#4822 [21:06] <Revo> Hey guys, i have a question, my very young cousin and i want to buy a minecraft account but our grandmother will only buy one account for us, can we use that one account to play at the same time?
#4823 [21:06] <fault> only singleplayer
#4824 [21:09] <lemon-rev> hm, not on the same computer,
#4825 [21:09] <lemon-rev> well if both of you wish to play at the same time, it would only have to be offline, but you can still build a world where two of you are working on it just one at a time yea
#4826 [21:10] <lemon-rev> ??> revo demo
#4827 [21:10] <VoxelHead> revo: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4828 [21:10] <VoxelHead> revo: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
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#4830 [21:14] <Revo> i know, hold on
#4831 [21:14] * Dmd2256 [Dmd2256@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4832 [21:14] <Dmd2256> I am not getting sound when I play Minecraft. What do I do?
#4833 [21:15] <Dmd2256> This happened after I completely reinstalled miencraft
#4834 [21:15] <Revo> and yes iv considered the offline mode and that is probably what is going to happen, me and her have both played before...we just havent bought it yet, thank for the help
#4835 [21:16] <Dmd2256> Can anyone help me?
#4836 [21:17] <Revo> did you check the options to see if the sound is on?
#4837 [21:17] <Dmd2256> Yes, it's on
#4838 [21:17] <TheNytangel> Speakers are turned up and are on?
#4839 [21:17] <Dmd2256> yup
#4840 [21:17] <TheNytangel> Computer volume is up all the way?
#4841 [21:17] <Revo> are your speakers/headphones working properly? if you're unsure try testing the sound with a youtube video or something
#4842 [21:17] <fault> are you using linux?
#4843 [21:17] <Dmd2256> This happened after I completely reinstalled minecraft
#4844 [21:18] <Dmd2256> No, Firefox
#4845 [21:18] <Dmd2256> But I don't play it in the browser
#4846 [21:18] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4847 [21:18] <Dmd2256> No, windoes 7
#4848 [21:18] <Dmd2256> windows
#4849 [21:18] <Dmd2256> LOLOL
#4850 [21:18] <fault> well, it's better than claiming your browser is "minecraft.net"
#4851 [21:18] <Dmd2256> Sorry, having a rough day
#4852 [21:18] <Dmd2256> Meant to say Windows 7
#4853 [21:19] <Revo> have you tried restarting minecraft?
#4854 [21:19] <Dmd2256> yes
#4855 [21:19] <Dmd2256> I have tried literally everything that would possibly fix it
#4856 [21:20] <TheNytangel> Wait!
#4857 [21:20] <TheNytangel> You know what?
#4858 [21:20] <Dmd2256> what?
#4859 [21:20] <TheNytangel> I don't know.
#4860 [21:20] <Dmd2256> -_-
#4861 [21:20] <TheNytangel> :)
#4862 [21:20] <Revo> i agree...its ahrd to find out what the problem is with sound
#4863 [21:20] <Dmd2256> Well, this place used to be helpful.
#4864 [21:20] <Revo> hard*
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#4866 [21:21] <Dmd2256> I get sound from sheep and that's it.
#4867 [21:21] <Dmd2256> in-game
#4868 [21:21] <Revo> did you compleatly uninstall and reinstall?
#4869 [21:21] <Dmd2256> yes
#4870 [21:21] <fault> ??> Dmd2256 win/reinst
#4871 [21:21] <VoxelHead> Dmd2256: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4872 [21:21] <VoxelHead> Dmd2256: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4873 [21:21] <fault> just delete the sounds folder
#4874 [21:22] <Revo> yeah i was about to recommend that...if that doesnt work then good luck my friend
#4875 [21:23] <Dmd2256> K, thanks, guys
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#4877 [21:23] <Dmd2256> Why can't crap just work? lol
#4878 [21:23] <Moox> Hey, is there any way to fix the E_ACCESS_VIOLATION 0x00000005 crash?
#4879 [21:24] <Dmd2256> What is that? I've never gotten that.
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#4881 [21:24] <Dmd2256> anyone here have the aether mod yet?
#4882 [21:25] <Dmd2256> Still no sound. FU.....
#4883 [21:25] <Dmd2256> Maybe restart my PC?
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#4885 [21:26] <Dmd2256> Should I just restart my computer? My computer is acting a bit weird.
#4886 [21:26] <fault> Moox, http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/61910-java-has-encountered-somewhat-of-a-sticky-wicket/page__p__1026761#entry1026761
#4887 [21:26] <Revo> its worth a try
#4888 [21:26] <Revo> make sure nothing else is running maybe?
#4889 [21:26] <fault> wait, Dmd2256, check your mixer settings
#4890 [21:26] <fault> oh, nevermind
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#4892 [21:28] <Dmd2256> mixer settings?
#4893 [21:28] <Dmd2256> refresh my memory
#4894 [21:29] <fault> never mind, if you can hear sheep, it doesn't matter
#4895 [21:29] <Moox> fault: Thanks it worked!
#4896 [21:29] <Dmd2256> That's all I hear, though. the sound is screwed up.
#4897 [21:29] <fault> np
#4898 [21:30] <Dmd2256> You know when you click something in the main menu and you hear a sound? That's gone, too.
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#4900 [21:30] <fault> you might as well try restarting :V
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#4902 [21:31] <mcnick117> hello how do i get help
#4903 [21:31] <Dmd2256> Alright, sorry to bug you guys. I just wish things would work. lol
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#4906 [21:31] <fault> ??> Puddles ask
#4907 [21:31] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4908 [21:31] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4909 [21:31] <Puddles> o need help
#4910 [21:31] <Puddles> i need help
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#4912 [21:32] <fault> Puddles, ask
#4913 [21:32] <Puddles> when i try to start minecraft on my computer it says it is blocked because it has a trojan virus in it
#4914 [21:32] <TheNytangel> ?? virus
#4915 [21:32] <VoxelHead> virus: There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#4916 [21:32] <VoxelHead> virus: For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#4917 [21:33] <Dmd2256> Are you playing in offline mode?
#4918 [21:33] <fault> it has been answered
#4919 [21:34] <Dmd2256> Yeah, but I got that problem in offline mode.
#4920 [21:34] <Dmd2256> Doesn't hurt to ask.
#4921 [21:34] <fault> huh
#4922 [21:34] <Dmd2256> what do you mean... huh?
#4923 [21:34] <Dmd2256> whatever
#4924 [21:34] <fault> as in, i didn't know
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#4926 [21:35] <Puddles> i do online and iffline
#4927 [21:35] <fault> try following the instructions in that link
#4928 [21:36] <Puddles> there was no intructions
#4929 [21:36] <fault> THE BIG RED BOX
#4930 [21:36] <fault> the second one
#4931 [21:36] <fault> that says "promoted response"
#4932 [21:36] <fault> scroll down.
#4933 [21:37] <Puddles> wait what is avg cause thats what the people are talking about
#4934 [21:37] <fault> what antivirus program are you using?
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#4937 [21:39] <mitch1224> Ok, ive got a question that does not relate to this specific channel but i do need answered. Is there any channel for texture pack help? Like teture pack developement.
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#4939 [21:40] <fault> maybe, but i don't know if any people who are knowledgeable about texture packs are here
#4940 [21:40] <mitch1224> Does anyone know?
#4941 [21:40] <mitch1224> im here all the time. THere should be, at least to know where to send people.
#4942 [21:40] <willis333> every time i try and log into a server it says operation timed out. help please
#4943 [21:41] <mitch1224> Its sad how bad my computer is. This is my 15th visit. :D
#4944 [21:41] <mitch1224> uhh... have you been able to connect before?
#4945 [21:41] <fault> ask #minecraft, i dunno
#4946 [21:41] <willis333> nope
#4947 [21:41] <fault> willis333, have you tried other servers
#4948 [21:41] <mitch1224> Then idk. Reinstall minecraft after you backup your saved worlds.
#4949 [21:41] <willis333> well all my friend use this server so i want to
#4950 [21:41] <fault> it's a problem with their server
#4951 [21:42] <fault> we can't do anything about it
#4952 [21:42] <fault> talk to them
#4953 [21:42] <willis333> kk thanx
#4954 [21:42] <mitch1224> Try a different server, then if it works then we know its server-side.
#4955 [21:42] <mitch1224> If not, all your problem. Well help you if it doesnt work.
#4956 [21:42] <mitch1224> Crap.
#4957 [21:42] <fault> i'm a derp
#4958 [21:42] <mitch1224> lol
#4959 [21:42] <mitch1224> So...
#4960 [21:42] <fault> hopefully they're knowledgable
#4961 [21:43] <mitch1224> The ops? Ya, they are.
#4962 [21:43] <Kealper> did someone say op?
#4963 [21:43] * Kealper looks around
#4963 [21:43] <mitch1224> Si.
#4964 [21:43] <fault> 'cept when they can't figure out how to forward the damn ports
#4965 [21:43] <mitch1224> lol
#4966 [21:43] <fault> and use some shit solution like hamachi
#4967 [21:44] <Kealper> fault: i beg your pardon?
#4968 [21:44] <mitch1224> Kealper, you know if theres a channel specifically for texture pack dev help?
#4969 [21:44] * mib_jj8og8 [mib_jj8og8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4970 [21:44] <mib_jj8og8> rhi
#4971 [21:44] <mitch1224> fault, kealper is an op, you know. :/
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#4973 [21:44] <fault> hi, Kealper, nice to meet you!
#4974 [21:44] <mitch1224> lol
#4975 [21:44] <Kealper> mitch1224: ehh...#risucraft might know
#4976 [21:44] <fault> oh, swearing
#4977 [21:44] <mib_jj8og8> i bought minecraft
#4978 [21:44] <mitch1224> K thanks kealper.
#4979 [21:45] <Kealper> fault: i don't care about swearing, but saying we would recommend something like Hamachi....that's....that's blasphemous!
#4980 [21:45] <fault> mib_jj8og8, congratulations! how do you like it so far?
#4981 [21:45] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: go on...?
#4982 [21:45] <fault> Kealper, i wasn't suggesting it
#4983 [21:45] <mib_jj8og8> i cant play
#4984 [21:45] <fault> mib_jj8og8, can you give us more details?
#4985 [21:45] <mib_jj8og8> online my account is not primium even though i baught it
#4986 [21:46] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: when did you buy it?
#4987 [21:46] <fault> Wait a few hours for the payment to go through, sometimes it takes awhile.
#4988 [21:46] <mib_jj8og8> it has been 5 days
#4989 [21:46] <fault> ?? account
#4990 [21:46] <VoxelHead> account: We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#4991 [21:46] <VoxelHead> account: Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#4992 [21:47] <Nurse> So... how does one go about asking a support question here? Free-for-all? Or shall I wait?
#4993 [21:47] <fault> ??> Nurse ask
#4994 [21:47] <mitch1224> free
#4995 [21:47] <Kealper> Nurse: FFA
#4996 [21:47] <VoxelHead> Nurse: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4997 [21:47] <VoxelHead> Nurse: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4998 [21:47] <mib_jj8og8> i have only used one whitesparrow1@live.com
#4999 [21:47] <mib_jj8og8> and i find it unfair that i paid for it and i cant play it
#5000 [21:48] <Nurse> Alright... a player on my server is getting some major disconnect issues. Everytime she DCs, I check the console logs and it has a bunch of [SEVERE] lines.
#5001 [21:48] <fault> Have you received a confirmation email?
#5002 [21:48] <mib_jj8og8> no
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#5004 [21:48] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: are you sure the payment even went through?
#5005 [21:48] <fault> Are you 100% sure the transaction went through?
#5006 [21:48] <mib_jj8og8> the transation was sucessful
#5007 [21:48] <mib_jj8og8> yes
#5008 [21:48] <Nurse> [SEVERE] java.net.SocketException: Socket closed [SEVERE] at java.net.SocketOutputStream.socketWrite(Unknown Source) (2 lines, for example)
#5009 [21:48] <Kealper> (ninja'd)
#5010 [21:49] <mib_jj8og8> my visa pre-paid lost $$ on it
#5011 [21:49] <Kealper> Nurse: did this happen after your server crashed or was shut down incorrectly?
#5012 [21:49] <fault> mib_jj8og8, check out http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#5013 [21:49] <fault> go to premium > i bought a premium account
#5014 [21:49] <Nurse> Nah, she was fine for the better part of the day, we also restarted it (dedicated server), and she's still experiencing issues.
#5015 [21:49] <fault> and follow the instructions there.
#5016 [21:49] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: i'm actually surprized you even got that far on a pre-paid visa card...those almost never even work
#5017 [21:50] <Kealper> Nurse: do you have the ability to rename the world folder?
#5018 [21:50] <Nurse> I think it's just her connection though, considering sometimes her speech is mumbled on teamspeak, but I'm still seeing 6 lines or more of SEVERE text on the log
#5019 [21:50] <Nurse> I do, yes.
#5020 [21:50] <fault> mib_jj8og8, follow all of those instructions, really.
#5021 [21:50] <mib_jj8og8> how
#5022 [21:50] <mib_jj8og8> i dont have a tranasction bill i used a pre-paid
#5023 [21:50] <mitch1224> Nobodys on risucraft, i dont think.
#5024 [21:50] <fault> It should be in your email, mib_jj8og8
#5025 [21:51] <mitch1224> Crap. Okay, any other channels where people might know?
#5026 [21:51] <fault> or whatever email you used in that part of the transaction
#5027 [21:51] <fault> check your spam folder
#5028 [21:51] <Kealper> Nurse: hmm...try stopping the server, renaming your world folder to world1, and start it again
#5029 [21:51] <Nurse> alright, will try now
#5030 [21:51] <fault> Nurse, check if she's on wifi or whatever, many problems arise through that
#5031 [21:52] <mib_jj8og8> i did it is blank
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#5033 [21:52] <mib_jj8og8> nothing
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#5035 [21:52] <Kealper> Nurse: that will make it generate a clean world without you losing your previous one...just to see if it's something with the world causing disconnects or something, because [SEVERE] is never a good thing to see
#5036 [21:52] <mib_jj8og8> ÉÉ
#5037 [21:53] <mib_jj8og8> so what should i do
#5038 [21:53] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: you don't have any proof at all that you paid?
#5039 [21:53] <napoleon> .
#5040 [21:53] <mib_jj8og8> well i used a pre paid card and there is no more $$ on it
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#5042 [21:54] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: well, if you are sure the payment went though, email support@mojang.com and tell them that your money was taken on the payment and your account (tell them your account name) was never made premium
#5043 [21:54] <MrJJLand> i need help
#5044 [21:54] <Kealper> MrJJLand: ya don't say...care to elaborate?
#5045 [21:54] <mitch1224> Just ask the question. You dont need to ask for help.
#5046 [21:54] <MrJJLand> im trying to load the game, but it says that my video driver is bad
#5047 [21:54] <mitch1224> You just ask.
#5048 [21:55] <Kealper> ??> MrJJLand win/dxdiag
#5049 [21:55] <VoxelHead> MrJJLand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5050 [21:55] <VoxelHead> MrJJLand: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5051 [21:55] * mib_84es1g [mib_84es1g@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5052 [21:55] <mib_84es1g> hey
#5053 [21:56] <mib_84es1g> i need ultimate help, my minecraft game won't launch
#5054 [21:56] <mib_jj8og8> do you guys have a like history
#5055 [21:56] <mib_84es1g> can someone help me 84es?
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#5057 [21:57] <fault> ?? patience
#5058 [21:57] <mib_jj8og8> do you guys have history of purchases
#5059 [21:57] <mib_84es1g> can someone help me please?
#5060 [21:57] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5061 [21:57] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5062 [21:57] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: we're just community members, we don't have control over accounts, but yes they have all that stuff on file, so it's worth a shot to try what i said
#5063 [21:57] <mib_84es1g> sorry
#5064 [21:57] <MrJJLand> that didnt work
#5065 [21:57] <MrJJLand> now what?
#5066 [21:57] <oldtopman> mib_84es1g: Install java
#5067 [21:57] <fault> MrJJLand, follow all the instructions
#5068 [21:57] <mib_84es1g> i have played Minecraft for a long time now oldtopman
#5069 [21:57] <mib_84es1g> it has worked
#5070 [21:57] <MrJJLand> whats a win key?
#5071 [21:57] <Kealper> MrJJLand: there is no "now what?" with that, i need that information before i can help you
#5072 [21:57] <TheNytangel> ?? win/key
#5073 [21:57] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#5074 [21:57] <mib_84es1g> i updates java yesterday also
#5075 [21:58] <oldtopman> ??> mib_84es1g win/reinst
#5076 [21:58] <VoxelHead> mib_84es1g: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5077 [21:58] <VoxelHead> mib_84es1g: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5078 [21:58] <mib_84es1g> maybe
#5079 [21:58] <mib_jj8og8> hey
#5080 [21:58] <napoleon> ummm i have a "Fatal error occured (1): Unable to load logo and progressbar images" when i try to play public servers, what do i do?
#5081 [21:58] <mib_84es1g> i did try that
#5082 [21:58] <mib_84es1g> let me try again
#5083 [21:58] <mib_jj8og8> guys pause 4 a sec
#5084 [21:58] <fault> mib_jj8og8, why, there are many people here that need help
#5085 [21:59] <fault> napoleon, what operating system are you using?
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#5087 [21:59] <mib_jj8og8> do you guys have a history of purchases
#5088 [21:59] <napoleon> windows xp
#5089 [21:59] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: no
#5090 [21:59] <fault> ??> napoleon win/reinst
#5091 [21:59] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5092 [21:59] <VoxelHead> napoleon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5093 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_jj8og8 - We're not Mojang. We don't have access to the account informatino
#5094 [21:59] <fault> ??> mib_jj8og8 account
#5095 [21:59] <VoxelHead> mib_jj8og8: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#5096 [21:59] <VoxelHead> mib_jj8og8: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#5097 [21:59] <Kealper> mib_jj8og8: we are not Mojang, we are just normal people like you
#5098 [21:59] <Kealper> and grey is a ninja
#5099 [21:59] * GreyVulpine pokes fault.
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#5100 [21:59] <mib_jj8og8> ohh
#5101 [22:00] <mr_wibble> my mc is having a running issue it says bad video crad drivers and mine are akredy updated
#5102 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> Unable to load progress bar and stuff is on classic minecraft
#5103 [22:00] <mib_84es1g> oldtopman, Voxelhead
#5104 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> Clear the browser's cache to fix
#5105 [22:00] <mib_84es1g> it won't work
#5106 [22:00] <Kealper> ??> mr_wibble win/dxdiag
#5107 [22:00] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5108 [22:00] <mib_84es1g> deleting all in dir but saves
#5109 [22:00] <VoxelHead> mr_wibble: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5111 [22:01] <mib_84es1g> the problem is that when i try to run the .exe it just has the loading cursor and does not even open any window, nothing in processes either.
#5112 [22:01] <fault> mib_84es1g, reinstall java
#5113 [22:01] <oldtopman> mib_84es1g: Try reinstalling java
#5114 [22:01] <mitch1224> reinstall java.
#5115 [22:01] <mib_84es1g> ok
#5116 [22:01] <oldtopman> ninja'd by fault...
#5117 [22:01] <fault> i know this has been a problem with several people; does anyone know if there's a fix for minecraft refusing to run in osx 10.7?
#5118 [22:01] <mitch1224> Sorry, i had to add to the chain.
#5119 [22:01] <fault> *minecraft classic
#5120 [22:02] <oldtopman> ??> fault mac/java/lion
#5121 [22:02] <mitch1224> fault, ask xales next time hes here. He is the mac god.
#5122 [22:02] <fault> nah, it's just classic
#5123 [22:02] <oldtopman> ??< index
#5124 [22:02] <fault> faq.xales.info
#5125 [22:02] <fault> i know
#5126 [22:02] <fault> erps
#5127 [22:02] <fault> sorry
#5128 [22:02] <oldtopman> ??> fault mac/lion/java
#5129 [22:02] <VoxelHead> fault: (mac/lion/java) Apple�s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.
#5130 [22:02] <VoxelHead> fault: (mac/lion/java) Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#5131 [22:02] <fault> i'm a douche, sorry, topman
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#5134 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> xales hasn't been here for a month
#5135 [22:03] <fault> i have java installed, it's a problem specifically with classic
#5136 [22:03] <mitch1224> Really? Wow.
#5137 [22:03] <noHeat> Hello. Can anyone assist me with severe memory leaks and crashes?
#5138 [22:03] <Kealper> he should be getting back pretty soon
#5139 [22:03] <oldtopman> fault: okthen
#5140 [22:03] <GreyVulpine> He better...
#5141 [22:03] <oldtopman> noHeat: Bukkit or Vanilla?
#5142 [22:03] <Kealper> his job he got is a 6 week job without internet lol
#5143 [22:03] <mr_wibble> and whats this suppose to do exactly?
#5144 [22:03] <noHeat> Vanilla with Optifog installed
#5145 [22:03] <fault> noHeat, are you running 64-bit windows?
#5146 [22:04] <noHeat> Yes
#5147 [22:04] <noHeat> win7
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#5149 [22:04] <fault> Install 64-bit java by going to java.com from 64-bit internet explorer
#5150 [22:04] <charmander> heloooooo
#5151 [22:04] <mib_edl0b2> how do you start a single player game
#5152 [22:04] <noHeat> Already done
#5153 [22:04] <mitch1224> grey, do you know i f theres a texture pack help channel? I need help with making mine.
#5154 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> mitch1224 - Not aware of any
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#5156 [22:04] <noHeat> Let me summerize what I've done so far.
#5157 [22:05] <mitch1224> dangit. Ok, thanks. Ill keep working, tell me if you remember anything.
#5158 [22:05] <fault> mib_edl0b2, http://www.minecraft.net/help.jsp
#5159 [22:05] <noHeat> Uninstalled Java, reinstalled 64bit version. Run at lowest graphics. installed Optifog + Optifine + ModManager.
#5160 [22:05] <mib_8sbssi> for some reason i would play minecraft for about 5 mins and i would have to go back and load it up again? HELP!!
#5161 [22:05] <noHeat> Updated graphics drivers
#5162 [22:06] <noHeat> I have 4g DDR3 ram
#5163 [22:06] <fault> mib_8sbssi, are you getting any errors? if so, can you tell us what they are?
#5164 [22:06] <mib_8sbssi> no it just closes it
#5165 [22:08] <mr_wibble> i pasted it now what?
#5166 [22:08] <fault> give us the URL
#5167 [22:08] <mitch1224> Post the url here.
#5168 [22:08] <mitch1224> wow fault.
#5169 [22:09] <fault> i am speed typist
#5170 [22:09] <mr_wibble> what
#5171 [22:09] <noHeat> @fault - I take it your silence means you have no idea?
#5172 [22:09] <fault> noHeat, nope, sorry
#5173 [22:09] <noHeat> no worries, thanks anyways
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#5176 [22:09] <fault> mr_wibble, you submitted it, correct?
#5177 [22:09] <mr_wibble> yes
#5178 [22:10] <fault> copy the web address into your chat client
#5179 [22:10] <mr_wibble> http://pastebin.com/FT9FSVu7
#5180 [22:10] <mr_wibble> there
#5181 [22:10] <mib_8sbssi> let me recheck if it shows an error message
#5182 [22:11] <fault> do you have any clue what your graphics card is?
#5183 [22:11] <fault> mr_wibble
#5184 [22:11] <mr_wibble> not really its standard vga card
#5185 [22:11] <mitch1224> Have him do the dxdiag.
#5186 [22:11] <fault> mitch1224, it's not listed o_o
#5187 [22:11] <mib_8sbssi> no it just quit on me and didnt say any thing
#5188 [22:12] <mr_wibble> what fulat
#5189 [22:12] <mr_wibble> fault
#5190 [22:12] <fault> mr_wibble, i'd assume your graphics card is not supported by minecraft
#5191 [22:12] <Kealper> anything by SiS isn't going to play Minecraft, sorry
#5192 [22:12] <fault> oh, sis, i missed that part
#5193 [22:12] <mr_wibble> WTF i spent 20 bucks ?
#5194 [22:12] <fault> mib_8sbssi, are you using 64-bit windows?
#5195 [22:13] <mib_8sbssi> no, ill check
#5196 [22:13] <fault> mr_wibble, if you have another computer, try that
#5197 [22:13] <mitch1224> Yup.
#5198 [22:13] <Kealper> mr_wibble: well, if you don't think you will be able to get playing it on a better computer, you could get a refund
#5199 [22:13] <fault> they don't offer refunds, iirc
#5200 [22:13] <Kealper> they will
#5201 [22:13] <fault> oh, nevermind
#5202 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> They don't
#5203 [22:13] <fault> oh wait, they won't anyway
#5204 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> Only way you'll get a refund, is if you do a chargeback
#5205 [22:13] <mr_wibble> shatt well any suggestions on good grafics cards that it does support?
#5206 [22:14] <WugBot> I'm pretty sure they will refund it if its been less than a week
#5207 [22:14] <fault> mr_wibble, pretty much anything name brand, you might get away with going to your local computer shop and asking for a budget ati card or something
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#5209 [22:14] <mib_8sbssi> im not sure how to check that???
#5210 [22:14] <fault> WugBot, their support section specifically says that they won't give refunds, but they allow you to send an error report
#5211 [22:14] <fault> mib_8sbssi, what operating system are you using, windows 7?
#5212 [22:14] <mr_wibble> i just bought it tonigt but i am willing to buy a graffics card what type?
#5213 [22:15] <mitch1224> On the planet of pandora from avatar what do you think a dispenser would be?
#5214 [22:15] <mib_8sbssi> idk
#5215 [22:15] <Wug> wugbot isnt real
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#5217 [22:15] <mib_8sbssi> srry
#5218 [22:15] <Wug> for the record
#5219 [22:15] <mitch1224> off topic, i know, but im out of ideas.
#5220 [22:15] <mr_wibble> i have a buget of about 60 bucks i wanna get the best for my money
#5221 [22:16] <fault> does anyone have a suggestion for a good agp card for mr_wibble?
#5222 [22:16] <fault> can you still buy those things?
#5223 [22:16] <mitch1224> mr_wibble, i know something that may help you. It is the magical power of... google! :D
#5224 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> Yes.. maybe
#5225 [22:16] <mr_wibble> O yes good idea !!!!
#5226 [22:16] <mitch1224> almost typed in goggle. Fail on my part.
#5227 [22:16] <mr_wibble> thanks guys
#5228 [22:17] <mitch1224> Grey, what would a dispenser be in the movie avatar (james cameron one)?
#5229 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#5230 [22:17] <mitch1224> Its for my texture pack.
#5231 [22:17] <mib_8sbssi> i dont have windows 7
#5232 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Vending machine?
#5233 [22:17] <TheNytangel> Umm
#5234 [22:17] <TheNytangel> Yeah
#5235 [22:17] <mitch1224> lol mabe.
#5236 [22:17] <mitch1224> *maybe
#5237 [22:17] <TheNytangel> I would say vending machine or something that gives you candy
#5238 [22:17] <TheNytangel> :O
#5239 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> Or weapons locker
#5240 [22:18] <mitch1224> Ya, i might do that. Thanks for the idea, ill try it. :D And a weapons locker might not work, already got the chests into lockers.
#5241 [22:18] <noHeat> <---is suffering from bad memory leaks. have 64 bit windows and java. optifog + optifine mods installed. any ideas?
#5242 [22:18] <mib_8sbssi> i dont hav windows 7
#5243 [22:18] <Kealper> noHeat: define bad memory leaks? because Minecraft uses a gig of ram by default anyways
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#5248 [22:19] <noHeat> The game will run for 10 minutes before it breaks 1m memory and crashes with the error 'minecraft has run out of memory'
#5249 [22:19] <Kealper> holy mibattack, batman!
#5250 [22:19] <Kealper> noHeat: tried on a newly generated world?
#5251 [22:19] <mib_bktp2w> When i try to log on ( and no I don't have a premuim) it say I don't have it downloaded, when I do have it
#5252 [22:19] <noHeat> Aye, every world does it
#5253 [22:20] <mib_8sbssi> it doesnt have a error tho
#5254 [22:20] <Kealper> noHeat: tried with a completely blank minecraft.jar? (no mods)
#5255 [22:20] <TheNytangel> mib_bktp2w, have you payed for minecraft?
#5256 [22:20] <noHeat> pure vanilla ran worse than with the mods. they exist to make mc run on multiple threads
#5257 [22:20] <mib_bktp2w> I have not, but it let me play in the past
#5258 [22:20] <TheNytangel> mib_bktp2w, buy the game
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#5261 [22:21] <Brae> minecraft wont let me play without an update, but everytime i try to update it says that the updat has an error (ive tried 6 times now) what should i do?
#5262 [22:21] <mib_bktp2w> ok
#5263 [22:21] <Kealper> noHeat: that's odd...tried fully reinstalling the game?
#5264 [22:21] <mitch1224> ??? Fail. Ya, its probably a good idea NOT to get on the minecraft help channel for help when you havent bought it... XD
#5265 [22:21] <Kealper> noHeat: sans removing your saves, of course
#5266 [22:22] <Kealper> uhh...also sans means without, not with
#5267 [22:22] <Kealper> (incase anyone didn't know that)
#5268 [22:22] <noHeat> Yes, tried that too. the version without the launcher too
#5269 [22:22] <Kealper> noHeat: and tried inside the browser?
#5270 [22:22] <Brae> brb, im trying reinstalling
#5271 [22:22] <Nurse> mmkay, back to the whole [SEVERE] rename world1 thing; it's still happening =(
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#5273 [22:23] <noHeat> No, but I would to avoid that if I can
#5274 [22:23] <noHeat> would like*
#5275 [22:23] <Kealper> Nurse: you can delete the new world and rename world1 back to world then...looks like it wasn't that...i should have probably asked: do you run any mods?
#5276 [22:23] <Nurse> I have plugins, not really any mods
#5277 [22:23] <Kealper> noHeat: you said you had 4 gigs of ram, right?
#5278 [22:23] <Nurse> and it's only her, no one else
#5279 [22:24] <noHeat> aye
#5280 [22:24] <Nurse> hence we believe it may be her connection
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#5283 [22:24] <fault> noHeat, open up task manager and see if javax.exe has *32 appended to it
#5284 [22:24] <Nurse> but I don't get why I'm receiving all these severe errors
#5285 [22:24] <randomguy> hello
#5286 [22:24] <randomguy> anyone know how long it takes to get your gift code on your profile after purchase?
#5287 [22:24] <keret> when i start up minecraft it says done loading and then it does absolutely nothing,it just sits there
#5288 [22:24] <Nurse> should be instant randomguy
#5289 [22:24] <Kealper> Nurse: i can't say i've seen a [SEVERE] on someone disconnecting before...so i'm thinking that could just be a side-effect of something more sinister
#5290 [22:24] <noHeat> It does! wth...I installed 64 bit
#5291 [22:25] <randomguy> its been a few hours
#5292 [22:25] <fault> noHeat, unistall 32bit java
#5293 [22:25] <randomguy> i have the receipt in my email but no code
#5294 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> ??> keret win/reinst
#5295 [22:25] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5296 [22:25] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5297 [22:25] <noHeat> thats really weird. I'm looking at my setup for it and it clearly states 64 bit
#5298 [22:25] <LimeRicky> Anyone got any ideas on why my exe. may not be connecting to minecraft.net?
#5299 [22:25] <fault> ??> noheat win/javara
#5300 [22:26] <VoxelHead> noheat: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5301 [22:26] <VoxelHead> noheat: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5302 [22:26] <randomguy> so... do i have to wait 24 hours before contacting mojang for my code
#5303 [22:26] <Joenator_10000> when i try to play minecraft and i try to login it says it cant connect to minecraft.net
#5304 [22:26] <Brae> if reinstalling does not help, could it be because im in a bad internet connection?
#5305 [22:26] <mitch1224> :D Pandora water is now cyan. Im gonna get it to cyan and teal/turquoise, if i can.
#5306 [22:26] <noHeat> brb I'll let you know how it goes
#5307 [22:27] <fault> randomguy, did you buy the game as a gift?
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#5309 [22:27] <LimeRicky> I've deleted the .minecraft folders and the exe completely, and re-downloaded and my internet is peachy keen it was working fine last week actually
#5310 [22:27] <randomguy> yes i own a copy
#5311 [22:27] <fault> randomguy, check on your profile
#5312 [22:27] <fault> on minecraft.net
#5313 [22:27] <randomguy> have purchased it as a gift to someone else
#5314 [22:27] <mib_0q1zzs> Will somebody help me with my connection timeout error when trying to reach a server
#5315 [22:28] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, is it just on one server? have you tried others?
#5316 [22:28] <randomguy> and no redeem code
#5317 [22:28] <mib_0q1zzs> yea
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#5319 [22:28] <mib_0q1zzs> sam thing happends
#5320 [22:28] <mib_8sbssi> well i guess ill have to play with it
#5321 [22:28] <fault> randomguy, it might take a bit for the transaction to clear
#5322 [22:28] <randomguy> I'm looking
#5323 [22:28] <randomguy> and there isnt one
#5324 [22:28] <renton> hi all
#5325 [22:28] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, what operating system are you using?
#5326 [22:28] <mib_0q1zzs> Mac OSX
#5327 [22:28] <randomguy> what do u mean by transaction, i was already billed
#5328 [22:29] <Joenator_10000> when i try to play minecraft and i try to login it says it cant connect to minecraft.net
#5329 [22:29] <fault> ??> mib_0q1zzs mac/reinst
#5330 [22:29] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5331 [22:29] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5332 [22:29] <mib_0q1zzs> ok let me try this
#5333 [22:30] <Brae> it takes around 5 min for the update to say error, il let you know if it happens again
#5334 [22:30] <fault> randomguy, on their end, i dunno
#5335 [22:30] <renton> anybody kind enough to help me run minecraft? i just instaled it and it keeps freezing my computer. sad panda is sad :(
#5336 [22:30] <Joenator_10000> can someone help me
#5337 [22:30] <fault> renton, what operating system are you using
#5338 [22:31] <renton> win 7 32
#5339 [22:31] <Wug> ??> mib_0q1zzs error/timedout
#5340 [22:31] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#5341 [22:31] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#5342 [22:31] <fault> ?? mc.net/down
#5343 [22:31] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#5344 [22:31] <VoxelHead> mc.net/down: Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#5345 [22:32] <fault> Wug, derp, i didn't know about that
#5346 [22:32] <mib_0q1zzs> i tried that befor java and everything is good
#5347 [22:32] <randomguy> okay thanks. its just weird ive been billed and didnt recieve any code
#5348 [22:32] <mib_0q1zzs> now do i download minecraft again,after i got rid of the folders
#5349 [22:32] <fault> ??> renton win/dxdiag
#5350 [22:32] <VoxelHead> renton: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5351 [22:32] <VoxelHead> renton: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5352 [22:32] <fault> mib_0q1zzs yes
#5353 [22:32] <Wug> randomguy: did you buy premium for your account instead of buying a code?
#5354 [22:32] <Joenator_10000> oh ok thx
#5355 [22:32] <randomguy> i went to purchase a code
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#5357 [22:32] <renton> fault: ill do that and post right back, ty!
#5358 [22:32] <randomguy> i purchased a code
#5359 [22:32] <randomguy> i didnt rebuy it
#5360 [22:33] <Wug> check your profile page
#5361 [22:33] <randomguy> i have
#5362 [22:33] <Wug> http://www.minecraft.net/profile/
#5363 [22:33] <Brae> Reinstalling didnt help it still said that the update failed and i cant play without updating, anyone know what the problem is?
#5364 [22:33] <fault> Brae, are you using the latest mine craft launcher?
#5365 [22:33] <mib_0q1zzs> Do i Download minevraft again after deleting the files, and will i lose my skins and texture packs?
#5366 [22:33] <fault> *minecraft
#5367 [22:33] <Brae> Yeah
#5368 [22:34] <renton> fault: how do I paste stuff from dxdiag? ty
#5369 [22:34] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, don't worry about deleting your folder
#5370 [22:34] <Wug> Brae - let java through your firewall
#5371 [22:34] <fault> renton, follow all the instructions
#5372 [22:34] <mib_0q1zzs> Voxel told me to...
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#5374 [22:34] <mib_qxgsys> Need help :s
#5375 [22:34] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, i told voxel to tell you to
#5376 [22:34] <Brae> it doesnt work on browser either
#5377 [22:34] <renton> fault: sry, which instructions?
#5378 [22:34] <fault> mib_qxgsys, ask.
#5379 [22:34] <fault> ??> renton win/dxdiag
#5380 [22:34] <VoxelHead> renton: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5381 [22:34] <VoxelHead> renton: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5382 [22:35] <renton> man mirc is really changed since last I used it 8 years ago lol
#5383 [22:35] <mib_0q1zzs> ok, so i did do that
#5384 [22:35] <mib_qxgsys> I just signed up on mine craft, downloaded it for my mac, and it says I need premium
#5385 [22:35] <mib_0q1zzs> what do i do after
#5386 [22:35] <mib_qxgsys> what do i do??
#5387 [22:35] <fault> mib_qxgsys, how long has it been since you purchased it?
#5388 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_qxgsys - You need to purchase an account
#5389 [22:35] <fault> oh
#5390 [22:35] <fault> derp
#5391 [22:35] <fault> you need to buy it, as grey said
#5392 [22:35] <mib_qxgsys> how much?
#5393 [22:35] <mitch1224> I think ive got an update for teh texture pack now. Im gonna test it myself first, then decide.
#5394 [22:35] <fault> mib_qxgsys, 15 euros or roughly $21 us dollars
#5395 [22:35] <fault> that's nice
#5396 [22:36] <mib_0q1zzs> will my skins and textures be gone
#5397 [22:36] <mib_0q1zzs> i deleted the folders
#5398 [22:36] <mib_0q1zzs> so what do i do after that
#5399 [22:36] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, your skin will be fine, but you might want to restore your texture packs folder
#5400 [22:36] <mib_0q1zzs> ok
#5401 [22:36] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, login to minecraft
#5402 [22:36] <fault> using the client or whatever you use
#5403 [22:36] <mib_0q1zzs> kk
#5404 [22:36] <renton> fault: http://pastebin.com/LwB4Wu67
#5405 [22:37] <mitch1224> Testing the pack now. :D
#5406 [22:38] <Brae> nothing seems to help the update work, could it be bad internet connection or somthing more technical?
#5407 [22:38] <fault> ??> renton gpu/amd
#5408 [22:38] <VoxelHead> renton: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#5409 [22:38] <renton> I just installed the lates drivers
#5410 [22:38] <mib_0q1zzs> didnt work.....
#5411 [22:39] <renton> fault: yes, gpu is amd.... ati
#5412 [22:39] <fault> oh, it's freezing your computer?
#5413 [22:39] <fault> have you tried reinstalling java? sorry, i got your problem confused
#5414 [22:39] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, what didn't work? did you get any error messages?
#5415 [22:40] <mib_0q1zzs> no it takes about 30 seconds to connect then says timedout
#5416 [22:40] <renton> yep, played fine for like an hour, the it started skipping and eventually got to the pint where only loading the last save just freezes the game
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#5418 [22:40] <noHeat> ahha!
#5419 [22:40] <fault> renton, okay, i'm stumped then, someone else might be able to help with more basic troubleshooting
#5420 [22:41] <fault> try reinstalling java, though, if you haven't already, renton
#5421 [22:41] <renton> I have others games installes and they all play fine
#5422 [22:41] <fault> they probably aren't java ones, though :)
#5423 [22:41] <noHeat> That jRa did the trick. My java install had become corrupted and was reinstalling as a 32 bit. Going to 64 bit, I can now run HD textures on full settings with additional graphics and shader mods with no problem.
#5424 [22:41] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, do you have a firewall app installed?
#5425 [22:41] <fault> noHeat, awesome! glad it worked
#5426 [22:41] <renton> fault: I just installed befpre running minecrat cause I had an old version but I'll try reinstalling it
#5427 [22:41] <mib_0q1zzs> yea, but this may have worked
#5428 [22:41] <renton> thanks again for helping me man!
#5429 [22:41] <mib_0q1zzs> but my friends server he closed
#5430 [22:42] <noHeat> @Kealper - thank you
#5431 [22:42] <mib_0q1zzs> i will prolly come back if it doenst work
#5432 [22:42] <noHeat> @fault - Thank you as well
#5433 [22:42] <renton> I will
#5434 [22:42] <renton> brb
#5435 [22:42] <renton> brb
#5436 [22:42] <mib_0q1zzs> ill actually just leave me on this chat
#5437 [22:42] <mib_0q1zzs> fault, thanks so much for ur help ill tell u if it works
#5438 [22:43] <Brae> it keeps saying Failed to lauch Fatal error occured (4): failed to download lwjgl.jar Retrieving: lwjgl.jar 10% @6.83 KB/sec
#5439 [22:43] <Brae> any clue what that means?
#5440 [22:43] <fault> Brae, do you have an antivirus application installed?
#5441 [22:43] <fault> is it avg?
#5442 [22:44] <Brae> yes
#5443 [22:44] <fault> ??> virus
#5444 [22:44] <fault> ??> brae virus
#5445 [22:44] <VoxelHead> brae: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#5446 [22:44] <VoxelHead> brae: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#5447 [22:44] <fault> see the second highlighted post
#5448 [22:44] <Brae> Thanks, this may help me finaly play ive been seaching for answers for 3 hours
#5449 [22:45] <fault> good luck!
#5450 [22:45] <fault> make sure you add the .minecraft folder and minecraft.exe
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#5453 [22:48] <satyrcentaur> hello?
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#5455 [22:49] <fault> ask your question
#5456 [22:49] <fault> if you have one
#5457 [22:49] <fault> oh, that sounded dumb
#5458 [22:49] <satyrcentaur> xD
#5459 [22:49] <fault> of course you have a question :V
#5460 [22:49] <satyrcentaur> that's a given :P
#5461 [22:49] <satyrcentaur> so when i try to install the minecraft client
#5462 [22:50] <satyrcentaur> theres always a pop up that says "could not create java virtual machine"
#5463 [22:50] <satyrcentaur> and i just downloaded java like an hour ago
#5464 [22:50] <renton> fault: updated java, didn't make a difference, game is stuck as soon as I start it
#5465 [22:50] <renton> as soon as I load my save rather
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#5467 [22:51] <fault> try opening a new world, it might be a corrupt save
#5468 [22:51] <satyrcentaur> well no
#5469 [22:51] <satyrcentaur> its like right when i try to install it
#5470 [22:51] <satyrcentaur> like when i double click it
#5471 [22:51] <fault> satyrcentaur, what operating system/architecture (32/64-bit) are you using?
#5472 [22:51] <fault> nevermind
#5473 [22:51] <satyrcentaur> how can i tell?
#5474 [22:51] <satyrcentaur> mmkay then
#5475 [22:51] <fault> ??> satyrcentaur win/javara
#5476 [22:51] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5477 [22:51] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5478 [22:52] <satyrcentaur> ok
#5479 [22:52] <renton> k
#5480 [22:52] <satyrcentaur> for sure no viruses?
#5481 [22:52] <fault> satyrcentaur, it has fixed many problems
#5482 [22:52] <fault> plus, it's open source, we'd know
#5483 [22:52] <satyrcentaur> ok
#5484 [22:53] <Brae> This is so frustrating i cant play without an update and it wont update and keeps saying Failed to lauch Fatal error occured (4): failed to download lwjgl.jar Retrieving: lwjgl.jar 10% @6.83 KB/sec
#5485 [22:53] <fault> Brae, have you followed those instructions?
#5486 [22:53] <fault> i'm 99% sure it's a problem with avg now
#5487 [22:53] <Brae> yep
#5488 [22:53] <Brae> nothing works
#5489 [22:53] <fault> have you added the .minecraft directory to its whitelist?
#5490 [22:54] <renton> fault: that worked, ty; what if the new world freezes? is there a way to clone a stuck map?
#5491 [22:54] <fault> renton, do you want to recover the old save?
#5492 [22:54] <Brae> avg i didnt notice you mentioned it till now
#5493 [22:54] <renton> i'd like to, yes
#5494 [22:54] <fault> ??> renton map-surgery
#5495 [22:54] <VoxelHead> renton: (map-surgery) http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=179438
#5496 [22:55] <renton> hehe
#5497 [22:55] <fault> ??> Brae virus
#5498 [22:55] <VoxelHead> Brae: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#5499 [22:55] <VoxelHead> Brae: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#5500 [22:55] <Brae> i dont think i have avg
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#5502 [22:55] <fault> you mentioned it earlier, if i remember correctly
#5503 [22:55] <renton> fault: dude, you are awesome! ty so much!!
#5504 [22:56] <fault> Brae, if not, what antivirus program do you have installed?
#5505 [22:56] <fault> no problem, renton! glad to help!
#5506 [22:56] * fault is powered by coffee
#5506 [22:56] <renton> ty ty
#5507 [22:56] <renton> lol
#5508 [22:57] <mib_0q1zzs> fault, didnt work
#5509 [22:58] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, what didn't work? sorry, i don't remember
#5510 [22:59] <mib_0q1zzs> lol i had the time out error when trying to reach a server
#5511 [22:59] <mib_0q1zzs> i had to delete my folder, that didnt work
#5512 [23:00] <fault> ??> mib_0q1zzs error/timedout
#5513 [23:00] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#5514 [23:00] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
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#5516 [23:00] <Brae> either firewall or McAfee is messing it up
#5517 [23:00] <fault> probably mcafee, one moment
#5518 [23:00] <satyrcentaur> um, so i used the java ra program thing and cleared out old java, and then I redownloaded java because the minecraft installer said i didnt have it, and now i still have the same problem
#5519 [23:00] <mib_0q1zzs> i have tried all of that voxel
#5520 [23:01] <JohnEBH> ?? mib_0q1zzs bot
#5521 [23:01] <JohnEBH> ??. mib_0q1zzs bot
#5522 [23:01] <mib_0q1zzs> server is existent java is allowed through firewall
#5523 [23:01] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_0q1zzs bot
#5524 [23:01] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5525 [23:02] <fault> Brae, mcafee home products don't let you exclude directories
#5526 [23:02] <fault> which is a shame
#5527 [23:03] <satyrcentaur> um, so i used the java ra program thing and cleared out old java, and then I redownloaded java because the minecraft installer said i didnt have it, and now i still have the same problem
#5528 [23:03] <fault> ??> satyrcentaur patience
#5529 [23:03] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5530 [23:03] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5531 [23:03] <Brae> So its Mcafee thats messing mincraft up?
#5532 [23:03] <fault> i'm stumped, but i'm sure someone else might have more troubleshooting steps to recommend
#5533 [23:04] <fault> Brae, based on similar problems involving that file and antivirus programs, yes.
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#5535 [23:04] <Brae> What should i do?
#5536 [23:04] <JohnEBH> fault, Have you tried disabling the anti virus for a while for it to download?
#5537 [23:05] <fault> Brae, have you tried what JohnEBH just suggested?
#5538 [23:05] <fault> oh laws, how did i forget that
#5539 [23:05] <fault> lawd
#5540 [23:05] <JohnEBH> lol
#5541 [23:05] <fault> i haven't used windows in a week, and i'm forgetting basic windows troubleshooting steps
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#5543 [23:06] <JohnEBH> Np
#5544 [23:06] <Null> Anyone know if there is a way to check the skin of someone?
#5545 [23:06] <fault> thanks XD
#5546 [23:06] <Null> Because it's rather important
#5547 [23:06] <Brae> il see what happens
#5548 [23:06] <fault> Null, http://www.minershoes.com/
#5549 [23:06] <fault> look for "enter a minecraft username"
#5550 [23:07] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, Are you using java 7?
#5551 [23:07] <satyrcentaur> isn't it on 6?
#5552 [23:07] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, Lol Yeah
#5553 [23:07] <fault> if you want to download a skin, just use http://www.minecraft.net/skin/[username-here].png
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#5555 [23:08] <satyrcentaur> ok im good then xD
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#5557 [23:08] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, Uninstall java via control panel > uninstall then use JavaRA. Then reinstall java.
#5558 [23:08] <satyrcentaur> ok
#5559 [23:09] <fault> satyr has already tried javara
#5560 [23:09] <JohnEBH> Yeah, but without uninstalling java first. JavaRA cleans up older installations, not newer ones
#5561 [23:09] <fault> oh, okay
#5562 [23:10] <fault> i suppose that makes sense
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#5564 [23:10] <fault> OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD, probably not
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#5567 [23:10] <JohnEBH> OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD, If you attach it to paypal it might.
#5568 [23:10] <JohnEBH> OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD, It worked for me =P
#5569 [23:11] <OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD> Iv heard horror stories that it doesnt work w/ paypal
#5570 [23:11] <fault> have you tried the other options?
#5571 [23:11] <JohnEBH> OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD, Well it worked for me >.>"
#5572 [23:11] <OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD> I hate paypal anyway, but can they work alone?
#5573 [23:11] <JohnEBH> OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD, Nope
#5574 [23:11] <fault> huh? i think it can
#5575 [23:11] <Null> Well apparently I learned that my skin is corrupted or missing as well
#5576 [23:11] <OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD> Why wont Notch take my money?! Ill just wait until this shit comes to stores.
#5577 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> It won't come out in stores
#5578 [23:12] <fault> try another payment method
#5579 [23:12] <JohnEBH> Who would put a 15mb game on a CD? >.>"
#5580 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> 40
#5581 [23:13] <fault> they'll sell gift cards w/ it
#5582 [23:13] <fault> have you tried moneybookers?
#5583 [23:13] <JohnEBH> So precise -.-"
#5584 [23:13] <OMGdoesMINECRAFTacceptGIFTCARD> well thanks, gang. I guess ill have to hold off mc untill further notice. @all others, yes, ive ttried all the methods. Even tried to pay in euros
#5585 [23:13] <JohnEBH> Unless that CD came with pre-made world. I'd understand.
#5586 [23:13] <fault> put it on a floppy
#5587 [23:14] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, what is the difference between sleep mode and hibernate?
#5588 [23:14] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel, Sleep, and deep sleep?
#5589 [23:14] <JohnEBH> Lol
#5590 [23:14] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, for computers
#5591 [23:14] <JohnEBH> S1 and S3/4?
#5592 [23:14] <TheNytangel> >.>
#5593 [23:14] <fault> sleep mode keeps the system in a low-power mode, hibernate saves the ram & completely shuts off the computer
#5594 [23:14] <Null> Is there a different site that will let you see someone's skin, because that one just wasn't working for me at all
#5595 [23:14] <fault> one moment
#5596 [23:15] <JohnEBH> Noooo our nurse quit!
#5597 [23:15] <fault> Null, use http://www.minecraft.net/skin/[username-here].png
#5598 [23:15] <JohnEBH> =O
#5599 [23:15] <TheNytangel> http://minecraft-skins.com/SkinStealer/
#5600 [23:15] <JohnEBH> Guess Brae got it to work?
#5601 [23:15] <fault> or try opening it in something that's not internet explorer
#5602 [23:15] <Null> It's still intact...
#5603 [23:16] <JohnEBH> ?? win/ie
#5604 [23:16] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#5605 [23:16] <VoxelHead> win/ie: Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#5606 [23:16] <fault> or opera :v:
#5607 [23:17] <fault> just kidding, no one actually uses opera
#5608 [23:17] * GreyVulpine kicks fault.
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#5609 [23:17] <fault> hihi
#5610 [23:17] <fault> hehe
#5611 [23:17] <JohnEBH> And what about Safari? =P
#5612 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> Opera was one of the first browsers to implement tabbed browsing, even before firefox
#5613 [23:17] <fault> whassan apple
#5614 [23:17] * GreyVulpine loves his opera browser
#5614 [23:18] * Kealper loves his Opera Mini on his phone
#5614 [23:18] * fault actually bought opera back in the day
#5614 [23:18] <fault> >as in it was that long ago
#5615 [23:18] <AG_Scott> opera mini?
#5616 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Also, can't go anywhere without my mouse gestures
#5617 [23:18] * JohnEBH loves Palemoon... Feels left out...
#5617 [23:18] <AG_Scott> I use… BLACKBERR BROWSER.
#5618 [23:18] <AG_Scott> BERRY even.
#5619 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Ew!
#5620 [23:18] <Kealper> AG_Scott: my phone isn't an Android phone, i have to use their Java version D:
#5621 [23:18] <fault> it's all about the icecat
#5622 [23:19] <AG_Scott> It's actually pretty quick now days lol
#5623 [23:19] <AG_Scott> it used to suck
#5624 [23:19] <AG_Scott> but it's webkit based now
#5625 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> Ewwww!
#5626 [23:19] <AG_Scott> and it's 45% faster in blackberry 7 which i haven't got to test and it's rather quick in blackberry 6.
#5627 [23:19] <fault> pshh, real men use lynx
#5628 [23:19] <AG_Scott> i didnt like my data going through Opera's servers.
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#5630 [23:20] <AG_Scott> (yes, i know the blackberry browser sends data through RIM)
#5631 [23:20] <satyrcentaur> ok so im trying to install the java
#5632 [23:20] <satyrcentaur> but its having issues ;A;
#5633 [23:20] <JohnEBH> Error code?
#5634 [23:20] <satyrcentaur> oh and i use firefox. just putting that out there
#5635 [23:20] <satyrcentaur> 2753
#5636 [23:20] * fault applauds satyrcentaur
#5636 [23:20] <satyrcentaur> :3
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#5639 [23:21] <cjs> I can't download game because windows is blocking it
#5640 [23:21] <mib_pt5ntt> I AM HAVING SOME TROUBLE connecting to multiplayer SERVERS, i put the server into the multiplayer thing, click connect, then it says connecting to server for a while... after that it say "failed to connect to the server... Connection time out: connect"
#5641 [23:21] <fault> satyrcentaur, is java running o_0
#5642 [23:21] <mib_0q1zzs> Still have issues with the timeout error i have just baout tried everthing!!!!!!!!!
#5643 [23:21] <satyrcentaur> uhm
#5644 [23:21] <satyrcentaur> im pretty sure it isnt
#5645 [23:21] <Null> Being afk but ie sucks, I've used it once since it's been on here and that's been to download opera
#5646 [23:21] <mib_pt5ntt> can any1 help me?
#5647 [23:21] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, http://forums.whatthetech.com/index.php?autocom=downloads&showfile=41
#5648 [23:21] <mib_pt5ntt> I AM HAVING SOME TROUBLE connecting to multiplayer SERVERS, i put the server into the multiplayer thing, click connect, then it says connecting to server for a while... after that it say "failed to connect to the server... Connection time out: connect"
#5649 [23:21] <fault> ??> mib_pt5ntt patience
#5650 [23:21] <VoxelHead> mib_pt5ntt: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5651 [23:21] <VoxelHead> mib_pt5ntt: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5652 [23:22] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, Run that and reinstall java
#5653 [23:22] <fault> mib_pt5ntt, have you tried other servers
#5654 [23:22] <mib_pt5ntt> sorry
#5655 [23:22] * Null [Null@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5656 [23:22] <mib_pt5ntt> yer
#5657 [23:22] <JohnEBH> mib_pt5ntt, Mind sharing the IP of the server(s) as well?
#5658 [23:22] <mib_pt5ntt> ive tried like 5 servers
#5659 [23:22] <fault> ??> mib_pt5ntt error/timedout
#5660 [23:22] <satyrcentaur> ok
#5661 [23:22] <mib_0q1zzs> timeout error still happening and have trued about everything
#5662 [23:22] <VoxelHead> mib_pt5ntt: (error/timedout) Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#5663 [23:22] <VoxelHead> mib_pt5ntt: (error/timedout) This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#5664 [23:22] * mib_q5tvpy [mib_q5tvpy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5665 [23:22] <mib_pt5ntt> 5.36.221.31
#5666 [23:23] <mib_q5tvpy> hello?
#5667 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> Ah, hamachi
#5668 [23:23] <mib_pt5ntt> just a radom 1 i found off the internet
#5669 [23:23] <fault> ??> mib_q5tvpy fubar/hamachi
#5670 [23:23] <JohnEBH> Hamachi >.>
#5671 [23:23] <VoxelHead> mib_q5tvpy: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#5672 [23:23] <VoxelHead> mib_q5tvpy: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#5673 [23:23] <mib_0q1zzs> Ti have same issue as mib_pt5ntt
#5674 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_pt5ntt - Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#5675 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> Known, good, server
#5676 [23:23] <mib_pt5ntt> which fire wall should i disable then
#5677 [23:23] <satyrcentaur> wait i click download file, right? just dont wanna download some random schtuff
#5678 [23:23] * Brae [Brae@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5679 [23:23] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur, Yeah
#5680 [23:23] <fault> mib_pt5ntt, it's no use
#5681 [23:24] <fault> it's hamachi, try another server
#5682 [23:24] <satyrcentaur> mmkay
#5683 [23:24] <mib_0q1zzs> any 1?
#5684 [23:24] <mib_pt5ntt> thanks sooo much
#5685 [23:24] <fault> JohnEBH, was that the ms cleanup utility?
#5686 [23:24] <mib_q5tvpy> how come i cant play on servers?
#5687 [23:24] <mib_pt5ntt> its works
#5688 [23:24] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#5688 [23:24] <JohnEBH> fault, nope
#5689 [23:24] <mib_0q1zzs> how did u get it work mib
#5690 [23:24] <mib_q5tvpy> i click on one and the screen is black or it says i cant load.
#5691 [23:24] <fault> ?? mibbit
#5692 [23:24] <VoxelHead> mibbit: Mibbit is a particularly bad excuse for an IRC client. It is slow, and doesn't show you many important things. It doesn't follow the IRC standards, and has numerous other problems.
#5693 [23:24] <VoxelHead> mibbit: There are much better alternatives, such as PChat and mIRC for Windows, XChat-Aqua for Mac, irssi and XChat for Linux
#5694 [23:25] <mib_pt5ntt> thanks guys for helping me
#5695 [23:25] <Brae> I got rid of McAfee and it still dosnt work fault.
#5696 [23:25] <mib_0q1zzs> I still need help????
#5697 [23:25] * captainstan [captainstan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5698 [23:25] <JohnEBH> Brae, wow went a little far...
#5699 [23:25] <mib_pt5ntt> whats yr problem?
#5700 [23:25] <mib_q5tvpy> mine?
#5701 [23:25] <mib_0q1zzs> me?
#5702 [23:25] <mib_pt5ntt> yer
#5703 [23:25] <JohnEBH> Geez ^
#5704 [23:25] <mib_pt5ntt> both i spoze
#5705 [23:25] <fault> ??> mib_0q1zzs error/timedout
#5706 [23:26] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#5707 [23:26] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/timedout) This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#5708 [23:26] <Brae> Lol not gone gone just turned off
#5709 [23:26] <JohnEBH> all mib's us /nick (new name) PLEASE!
#5710 [23:26] <mib_pt5ntt> try this 1
#5711 [23:26] <mib_0q1zzs> yes voxel i have tried all of that
#5712 [23:26] <mib_pt5ntt> smp.shadow-craft.net
#5713 [23:26] <JohnEBH> Brae, Ah
#5714 [23:26] <fault> oh god, my EYES, so many MIBs
#5715 [23:26] <JohnEBH> All mib's us /nick (new name) PLEASE!
#5716 [23:26] <mib_0q1zzs> my server is right
#5717 [23:26] * Russruss6112 [Russruss6112@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5718 [23:26] <satyrcentaur> same error
#5719 [23:26] <satyrcentaur> for the minecraft, not the java
#5720 [23:26] <mib_0q1zzs> firewall excepts java
#5721 [23:26] <JohnEBH> ??> satyrcentaur win/dxdiag
#5722 [23:26] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5723 [23:27] <VoxelHead> satyrcentaur: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5724 [23:27] <fault> satyrcentaur, try http://download.microsoft.com/download/e/9/d/e9d80355-7ab4-45b8-80e8-983a48d5e1bd/msicuu2.exe
#5725 [23:27] <JohnEBH> Try that first? ^
#5726 [23:27] <Brae> So am i gona get to play mine craft... i wanna see creepers go boom....
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#5728 [23:27] <Russruss6112> mine accont wont let me log on cuz of some java deal, but i just checked it, and im all the way updated
#5729 [23:27] <JohnEBH> Brae, Try playing @ minecraft.net
#5730 [23:27] <satyrcentaur> uhh, i'll be back in a while and then I'll try it
#5731 [23:27] <cjs> just purchased mindcraft but I can't download it or play online
#5732 [23:27] <Brae> Tried, need a updat
#5733 [23:28] <JohnEBH> cjs, User name please
#5734 [23:28] <cjs> CarsonJ34
#5735 [23:28] <fault> !paid CarsonJ34
#5736 [23:28] <captainstan> everytime i try to start minecraft in the browser all i get is a white box....then when i try the download client as soon as i log in it just closes with no error message...can someone tell me what i should do?
#5737 [23:28] <fault> captainstan, do you have java installed?
#5738 [23:28] <captainstan> yeah
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#5740 [23:29] <Brae> but the update wont work
#5741 [23:29] <Brae> on browser or desktop
#5742 [23:29] <fault> captainstan, try reinstalling it
#5743 [23:29] <fault> er, actually
#5744 [23:29] <fault> do this:
#5745 [23:29] <fault> ??> captainstan win/dxdiag
#5746 [23:29] <VoxelHead> captainstan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5747 [23:29] <VoxelHead> captainstan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5748 [23:29] <captainstan> ok
#5749 [23:30] <Brae> ive tried reinstalling it turning off McAfee trying on browser and im running out of options
#5750 [23:30] <Russruss6112> my java is not letting me play, on my desktop, it keeps coming up with a text saying theres and error
#5751 [23:30] <fault> Russruss6112, can you tell us the error?
#5752 [23:30] <fault> what does it say?
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#5754 [23:30] <Russruss6112> i guess its the java, when i looked in it , thats what came up something about java, but i have the lates update
#5755 [23:31] <Russruss6112> hold up ill get the whole thing
#5756 [23:31] <fault> yes, but what error are you getting? the error code?
#5757 [23:31] <fault> ??> Russruss6112 pastebin
#5758 [23:31] <VoxelHead> Russruss6112: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5759 [23:31] <pastery> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.<--- is what poped up but i have the best and most recent upgrade
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#5761 [23:32] <fault> ??> pastery win/dxdiag
#5762 [23:32] <Brae> No ones telling me if it could be because i live on the peak of a virginia mountain and my internet makes me want to smash my router. could it be bad (and i mean BAD) internet?
#5763 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> pastery - How do you know you have the best and most recent upgrade?
#5764 [23:32] <VoxelHead> pastery: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5765 [23:32] <VoxelHead> pastery: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5766 [23:32] <GreyVulpine> Brae - It could be
#5767 [23:32] <pastery> I upgraded it just now then restarted my computer
#5768 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> pastery - Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#5769 [23:33] <captainstan> ok here is the link: http://pastebin.com/ypvYEAWC
#5770 [23:33] <Brae> Haha 4 hours of searching and rummaging through my anti virus to hear its crumby internet...
#5771 [23:33] <JohnEBH> Brae, Speedtest,net and share your results. =P
#5772 [23:34] <fault> ??> captainstan gpu/amd
#5773 [23:34] <VoxelHead> captainstan: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#5774 [23:34] <JohnEBH> Is that a comma...
#5775 [23:34] <JohnEBH> How the hell did a... Fail.
#5776 [23:34] * Trentonscott [Trentonscott@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5777 [23:34] <Brae> ok
#5778 [23:34] <Trentonscott> I need help
#5779 [23:34] <fault> my friend sent me a speedtest.net result, it was from his connection to a server run by his isp
#5780 [23:34] <JohnEBH> ??> Trentonscott ask
#5781 [23:35] <VoxelHead> Trentonscott: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5782 [23:35] <VoxelHead> Trentonscott: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5783 [23:35] <fault> herp derp, epeen fail
#5784 [23:35] <cjs> can someone help me download this game i just bought?
#5785 [23:35] <JohnEBH> cjs, Download one of these?
#5786 [23:35] <JohnEBH> !client
#5787 [23:35] <fault> cjs, download the client from http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp and log in
#5788 [23:36] <Trentonscott> My minecraft window turns black evry time i open it. I think its because i never go to the original tex pack, so I clicked that, screen froze, and it went black. Im on a mac
#5789 [23:36] <JohnEBH> ??> Trentonscott mac/reinst
#5790 [23:36] <VoxelHead> Trentonscott: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5791 [23:36] <VoxelHead> Trentonscott: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5792 [23:36] <fault> beat me to it :ninja:
#5793 [23:36] * ShaRose [ShaRose@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5794 [23:36] <cjs> error: non existant java runtime environment installation or runtime is corrupted
#5795 [23:36] <JohnEBH> lololol
#5796 [23:36] <fault> cjs, install java
#5797 [23:36] <Brae> -bashes head- speed test is really slow...
#5798 [23:37] <JohnEBH> Brae, No comment
#5799 [23:37] <Trentonscott> I deleted bin, reopened it, an it still didnt reopen.
#5800 [23:38] <Brae> if its bad internet could going to a friends house (one whoes already downloaded minecraft) help?
#5801 [23:38] <JohnEBH> I don't remember who i'm supposed to point mac users to... Fudge...
#5802 [23:39] <JohnEBH> Brae, I guess.. Copy they're .minecraft folder and put on your machine. That could/should work.
#5803 [23:39] <Trentonscott> i am on mibile broweser, i cant scroll down. i weill have to reload.
#5804 [23:39] <JohnEBH> their*
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#5806 [23:39] <Russruss6112> okay here you are"http://pastebin.com/9zX2mNtf"
#5807 [23:39] <Trentonscott> Back
#5808 [23:39] <Brae> i thought that hooking my laptop to their internet connection might help.
#5809 [23:40] * mib_qpnsvh [mib_qpnsvh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5810 [23:40] <fault> that tells us nothing, Russruss6112
#5811 [23:40] <Trentonscott> Is mollstam on here?
#5812 [23:40] <fault> probably not
#5813 [23:40] <JohnEBH> Epic fail paste.
#5814 [23:40] <Trentonscott> So notch is never on...
#5815 [23:40] <fault> why would he be on?
#5816 [23:41] <JohnEBH> One liners for the win.
#5817 [23:41] <fault> we're all volunteers
#5818 [23:41] <JohnEBH> Volunteers ^.^
#5819 [23:41] <Brae> il have to wait like 1 or 2 days two go to his house but is there any other option?
#5820 [23:41] <mib_qpnsvh> hi anyone help me get minecraft to run.. i gota ATI Radeon HD 4650 i can run almost any game i put in here.. but can't get minecraft to even start?
#5821 [23:41] <fault> Brae, i'll email you my .minecraft :V i dunno
#5822 [23:41] <JohnEBH> Brae, Some how magically get faster internet speeds? idk...
#5823 [23:42] * LOL [LOL@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5824 [23:42] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5825 [23:42] <JohnEBH> I sense a troll
#5826 [23:42] <Product> Hey guys.
#5827 [23:42] <fault> look for a neighbor's open wifi
#5828 [23:42] <Product> Watsup.
#5829 [23:42] <LOL> Hey
#5830 [23:42] <LOL> Lawl
#5831 [23:42] <Brae> -bashes head more- SPEED TEST CANT SAY MY RESULTS...!
#5832 [23:42] <Product> Who's gerald ?
#5833 [23:42] <fault> i sense a schizophrenic
#5834 [23:42] <LOL> xD
#5835 [23:42] <LOL> I r
#5836 [23:42] <Product> !seen almostroot
#5837 [23:42] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 4days 22hrs 47mins 32secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#5838 [23:42] <Product> Dang.
#5839 [23:43] <LOL> Where's almostroot?
#5840 [23:43] <JohnEBH> mib_qpnsvh, change the file extentioon to .exe
#5841 [23:43] <Brae> I feel like i wasted 22 dollars, maybe it will work
#5842 [23:43] <Product> Wazap John.
#5843 [23:43] <mib_qpnsvh> hi anyone help me get minecraft to run.. i gota ATI Radeon HD 4650 i can run almost any game i put in here.. but can't get minecraft to even start?
#5844 [23:43] <Russruss6112> thats the url
#5845 [23:43] <Russruss6112> App Name: Java w. exe App Ver: 6.0260.3 Mod Name: Java. dll Mod Ver 6.0.260.3 Offset 00004e2f
#5846 [23:43] <fault> ??> mib_qpnsvh patience
#5847 [23:43] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5848 [23:43] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5849 [23:43] <JohnEBH> mib_qpnsvh, change the file extentioon to .exe
#5850 [23:43] <Russruss6112> does that work?
#5851 [23:43] <Russruss6112> ?
#5852 [23:43] <Trentonscott> Not sure. Curiouse
#5853 [23:43] <fault> who knows? maybe you should try
#5854 [23:44] <JohnEBH> Whut?
#5855 [23:44] <fault> mib_qpnsvh, do you have Java installed?
#5856 [23:44] <mib_0q1zzs> what happends when u try to acces a server and it say connection refused
#5857 [23:44] <JohnEBH> mib_qpnsvh, rename minecraft and .exe to the end.
#5858 [23:44] <mib_0q1zzs> right away
#5859 [23:44] <JohnEBH> mib_qpnsvh, rename minecraft and add .exe to the end.*
#5860 [23:44] <fault> ??> mib_0q1zzs error/cantconnect
#5861 [23:44] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#5862 [23:44] <mib_qpnsvh> ya i updated it too.. and updated my video card or whatever.. i'm not a computer expert =x
#5863 [23:44] <VoxelHead> mib_0q1zzs: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#5864 [23:44] <JohnEBH> mib_0q1zzs, I wasn't talking to you -.-
#5865 [23:44] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, disregard that
#5866 [23:45] <Trentonscott> To create a texture pack to work, if curious, type the . File to .zip and move into folder.
#5867 [23:45] <Trentonscott> Can i tell you my twitter?
#5868 [23:45] <Trentonscott> We support notch
#5869 [23:45] <fault> why
#5870 [23:45] <Trentonscott> Its drummer_notch
#5871 [23:45] <JohnEBH> What's Twitter? =P
#5872 [23:45] <JohnEBH> lololol
#5873 [23:45] <Trentonscott> Well, there is thefon
#5874 [23:46] <fault> my tweetar name is gay_notch_69
#5875 [23:46] <Trentonscott> So thats the other account. And i have to ho
#5876 [23:46] <fault> follew mee lol
#5877 [23:46] <fault> i'm so snarky
#5878 [23:46] <mib_qpnsvh> Minecraft was unable to start becouse it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#5879 [23:46] <Brae> i have minecraft 1.7.3 it downloaded perfect unlike other games then i got an account fast then i go to update it and it didnt work again and again and again, so i reinstall and nothing changed i turned off mcafee and nothing happene now speed test isnt working and nothings helping me figure out my problem...
#5880 [23:46] <fault> ??> mib_qpnsvh win/dxdiag
#5881 [23:46] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5882 [23:46] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5883 [23:46] <Trentonscott> Follow drummer_notch!!
#5884 [23:46] <mib_qpnsvh> thats what it says..
#5885 [23:46] <Trentonscott> Thanks for help
#5886 [23:46] <fault> ??> Trentonscott dont/advertise
#5887 [23:46] <VoxelHead> Trentonscott: (dont/advertise) This channel is not a venue for unsolicited advertisements. Please do not do that again. This is your warning.
#5888 [23:47] <Trentonscott> Oh, sorry.
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#5890 [23:47] <Trentonscott> But thanks for help.
#5891 [23:47] <cjs> how do i update video card?
#5892 [23:48] <fault> cjs, what video card do you have
#5893 [23:48] <cjs> don't know
#5894 [23:48] <fault> ??> cjs win/dxdiag
#5895 [23:48] <VoxelHead> cjs: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5896 [23:48] <VoxelHead> cjs: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5897 [23:49] <Product> Hey John, how can I leave a memo again for almostroot ?
#5898 [23:49] <JohnEBH> Product, Maybe a pm?
#5899 [23:49] <JohnEBH> Product, /msg almostroot msg here
#5900 [23:49] <fault> /msg memoserv send almostroot your message
#5901 [23:49] <JohnEBH> fault, That exists? >.>"
#5902 [23:49] <Product> Hey
#5903 [23:49] <fault> yeah, u mad?
#5904 [23:50] <Product> Thanks
#5905 [23:50] <mib_qpnsvh> ------------------
#5906 [23:50] <fault> old skool irc user here
#5907 [23:50] <Brae> i try the dont update right now button and when its done loading it just freezes when it sais done, dont even get to see the real game
#5908 [23:50] <JohnEBH> lol
#5909 [23:51] <mib_qpnsvh> voxelhead k did that.. it won't let me copy past it here in the room?
#5910 [23:51] <JohnEBH> I would tell you to reinstall, but seeing as how slow your internet is...
#5911 [23:51] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_qpnsvh bot
#5912 [23:51] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5913 [23:51] <fault> mib_qpnsvh, follow all of the instructions
#5914 [23:51] <mib_0q1zzs> still have issues with conntecting to a server say connection refused
#5915 [23:51] <fault> use pastebin
#5916 [23:52] <fault> mib_0q1zzs, it's every server you try to connect to, right?
#5917 [23:52] <JohnEBH> No way
#5918 [23:52] <fault> ikr
#5919 [23:52] <mib_0q1zzs> yes, but its not the timeout error anymore
#5920 [23:52] <Brae> :( my internet wont let me play minecraft till i find a way to update at my friends will it?
#5921 [23:52] <JohnEBH> mib_0q1zzs, smp.shadow-craft.net
#5922 [23:52] <mib_qpnsvh> i did.. now i need to copy the RAW past bin to here?
#5923 [23:52] <fault> yup, mib_q
#5924 [23:53] <mib_qpnsvh> RAW paste bin =x
#5925 [23:53] <mib_0q1zzs> it says connection refused
#5926 [23:53] <fault> what bout it?
#5927 [23:53] <mib_qpnsvh> data i mean lol
#5928 [23:53] <JohnEBH> fault, Tab = auto name complete =P
#5929 [23:53] <JohnEBH> Trololol
#5930 [23:53] <fault> JohnEBH, it was disable by default
#5931 [23:53] <mib_0q1zzs> ???
#5932 [23:53] <JohnEBH> See last msg ^
#5933 [23:53] <fault> it's useless for mibs, though, i don't want to type those extra characters
#5934 [23:54] <Brae> speed test is working
#5935 [23:54] <JohnEBH> You mean 0q1zzs? lol
#5936 [23:54] <Product> Thanks JohnEBH, I left a memo for him.
#5937 [23:54] <fault> Brae, restart your internet router or something
#5938 [23:54] <Brae> il say results soon
#5939 [23:54] <JohnEBH> Product, Thank fault not me lol
#5940 [23:54] <Product> Oh, thank you fault.
#5941 [23:54] <fault> np
#5942 [23:55] <Brae> ok il be back on in a sec
#5943 [23:55] <Product> :)
#5944 [23:55] <cjs> tried to paste it but being blocked by windows
#5945 [23:55] * krebbit [krebbit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5946 [23:56] <mib_qpnsvh> like this? <script src="http://pastebin.com/embed_js.php?i=7mintj44"></script>
#5947 [23:56] <mib_qpnsvh> never used paste bin before
#5948 [23:56] <fault> whilst searching for almost root, i found this humorous log, from a while ago, back when i used the username zchr http://pastebin.com/FSNjcHm6
#5949 [23:56] <mib_qpnsvh> ohh i see thats cool
#5950 [23:56] <Product> Hey Back.
#5951 [23:56] <Product> Yeah
#5952 [23:56] <Product> What's that log ?
#5953 [23:57] <krebbit> wat do u do if it say's pixel not excelerated
#5954 [23:57] <krebbit> ???
#5955 [23:57] <fault> it's a log from this room
#5956 [23:57] <Product> Yeah.
#5957 [23:57] <Product> He was helping.
#5958 [23:57] <fault> ??> krebbit win/dxdiag
#5959 [23:57] <Product> Like he always do.
#5960 [23:57] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5961 [23:57] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5962 [23:57] <fault> "lilybet: voxelhead is an asshole suck my ass"
#5963 [23:57] <Product> Lol
#5964 [23:57] <Product> It could be fake.
#5965 [23:58] <Product> Ohh
#5966 [23:58] <fault> i was there
#5967 [23:58] <mib_qpnsvh> voxelhead u see my paste.. maybe u see why it won't open up on my computer
#5968 [23:58] <krebbit> win????
#5969 [23:58] <Product> I thought that
#5970 [23:58] <Product> almostroot wrote that
#5971 [23:58] <Product> It was lillybet.
#5972 [23:58] <fault> ??> mib_qpnsvh bot
#5973 [23:58] <VoxelHead> mib_qpnsvh: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5974 [23:58] <mib_qpnsvh> win = that little windows button by alt
#5975 [23:58] <Product> almostroot is a very nice and friendly guy.
#5976 [23:58] <krebbit> ooooo
#5977 [23:59] <mib_qpnsvh> great i'm getting help from a sock puppet =p
#5978 [23:59] <Product> And the most important I can trust him for everything.
#5979 [23:59] <fault> of course, but i don't know what he's got against BSD users
#5980 [23:59] <cjs> http://pastebin.com/K3uXursG
#5981 [23:59] <Product> BSD ?
#5982 [23:59] * JohnEBH is lmfao at that log
#5982 [23:59] <JohnEBH> lmfao-ing?
#5983 [23:59] <JohnEBH> Idk...
#5984 [23:59] <fault> bsd unix.
#5985 [23:59] <fault> berkley software distribution, he thinks there's something wrong with people who use it