#1 [00:00] <mib_qpnsvh> k if voxelhead is a sock puppet anyone here help me out for a sec?
#2 [00:00] <Product> Oh
#3 [00:00] <Product> fault, do you have experience in CentOS ?
#4 [00:00] <JohnEBH> Oh geez...
#5 [00:00] <fault> it's all about the debian, maaaaan
#6 [00:00] <Product> Oh lol.
#7 [00:00] <Product> Last time I asked a guy that knows a lot with debian for help in CentOS.
#8 [00:00] <fault> cps, install this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/16835/a08/winxp_14324.exe
#9 [00:01] <Product> And it ended of loosing the MYSQL database.
#10 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Hah!
#11 [00:01] <fault> :\
#12 [00:01] <Product> (No offence fault).
#13 [00:01] <Product> Hey GreyVulpine !
#14 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Uh-oh
#15 [00:01] <JohnEBH> lol Run
#16 [00:01] * GreyVulpine ninja-vanishes™
#16 [00:01] <Product> xD
#17 [00:01] <Product> Sorry guys gotta brb.
#18 [00:01] * JohnEBH spots a trade mark symbol
#18 [00:01] <Product> is now AFK.
#19 [00:02] * JohnEBH checks to see if this is a lie.
#19 [00:02] <satyrcentaur> ok im back
#20 [00:03] * mib_4j4z1g [mib_4j4z1g@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#22 [00:04] <noobie22> hello
#23 [00:04] <satyrcentaur> so ive tried java ra and java msi fix already
#24 [00:06] <fault> can't decide between @multifault or @faultastic on twitter :(
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#26 [00:06] <pastery> http://pastebin.com/08FVNVkC
#27 [00:06] <satyrcentaur> faultastic is nice...?
#28 [00:06] <pastery> http://pastebin.com/08FVNVkC
#29 [00:06] <blaphmat> wat do u do if it say's pixel excelerated
#30 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> blaphmat - You update the video drivers
#31 [00:07] <JohnEBH> pastery, What the heck is that?
#32 [00:07] <GreyVulpine> pastery - What in the world..
#33 [00:07] <pastery> 1 min
#34 [00:07] <fault> i don't even...
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#36 [00:07] <pastery> ha I found ho w to make it work sorry about that
#37 [00:07] <pastery> *how
#38 [00:08] <satyrcentaur> do you guys have any more ways that *cough*might*cough* help?
#39 [00:08] <JohnEBH> -.-
#40 [00:08] <blaphmat> hod do you update the video drivers
#41 [00:09] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur- Have you done a dxdiag yet?
#42 [00:09] <blaphmat> no
#43 [00:09] <blaphmat> ??
#44 [00:09] <JohnEBH> ??> blaphmat win/dxdiag
#45 [00:09] <VoxelHead> blaphmat: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#46 [00:09] <VoxelHead> blaphmat: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#48 [00:09] <JohnEBH> http://xkcd.com/934/
#49 [00:09] <JohnEBH> ??>> satyrcentaur win/dxdiag
#50 [00:10] <JohnEBH> ??>> satyrcentaur win/dxdiag
#51 [00:10] <JohnEBH> You've gotta be kidding me...
#52 [00:10] <fault> chromeos ftw, i <3'd by cr-48
#53 [00:10] <JohnEBH> ??>> satyrcentaur win/dxdiag
#54 [00:10] <satyrcentaur> wait win wut
#55 [00:10] <fault> *my
#56 [00:10] <JohnEBH> AHHH...
#57 [00:10] <TheNytangel> ??>> satyrcentaur win/dxdiag
#58 [00:10] <satyrcentaur> well yeah but what's the win key?
#59 [00:10] <TheNytangel> :)
#60 [00:10] <satyrcentaur> WAIT I FOUND IT
#61 [00:10] <fault> satyr :|
#62 [00:10] <TheNytangel> ?? win/key
#63 [00:10] <satyrcentaur> >:D
#64 [00:10] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#65 [00:10] <JohnEBH> T.T
#66 [00:10] <satyrcentaur> i beat you guys
#67 [00:11] <satyrcentaur> you couldve just said click run >.>
#68 [00:11] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur- Not universal on each windows os
#69 [00:11] <fault> xmonad? the latest chromeos dev builds have something like that
#70 [00:11] <satyrcentaur> ah
#71 [00:12] <TheNytangel> ??>> ! TheNytangel
#72 [00:12] <noobie22> minecraft was unable to start becouse it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. (thats the error i'm getting) <script src="http://pastebin.com/embed_js.php?i=7mintj44"></script> anyone help?
#73 [00:12] <blaphmat> y wont it let me past??
#74 [00:12] <JohnEBH> ??. noobie22 win/dxdiag
#75 [00:12] <JohnEBH> ??> noobie22 win/dxdiag
#76 [00:12] <VoxelHead> noobie22: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#77 [00:12] <VoxelHead> noobie22: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#78 [00:12] <JohnEBH> Seriously...
#79 [00:13] <fault> he did that, he doesn't know how to pastebin
#80 [00:13] <JohnEBH> Why today? >.<
#81 [00:13] <blaphmat> no i dont
#82 [00:13] <fault> here, let me fix that: http://pastebin.com/7mintj44
#83 [00:13] <fault> welp
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#85 [00:13] <fault> it's not even what we need
#86 [00:13] <fault> paste ALL of it
#87 [00:13] <JohnEBH> fault- Who's is that? XD
#88 [00:14] <blaphmat> it wont let me past :(
#89 [00:14] <fault> that's noobie22's
#90 [00:14] <JohnEBH> Failure.
#91 [00:14] <blaphmat> y not
#92 [00:14] <fault> blaphmat, do you need us to teach you how to copy paste?
#93 [00:14] <blaphmat> i no how
#94 [00:14] <noobie22> i'm going to try to reinstall my video card again....
#95 [00:14] <JohnEBH> Do we still have that idiot command? =O
#96 [00:15] <blaphmat> ???
#97 [00:15] <fault> ?? dont/idi0t
#98 [00:15] <satyrcentaur> http://pastebin.com/UPHxFEeA
#99 [00:15] <|Kiikun|> ?? dont/pebcak
#100 [00:15] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
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#102 [00:15] <VoxelHead> dont/pebcak: Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#103 [00:15] <|Kiikun|> that one? :P
#104 [00:15] <fault> ?? dont/id10t
#105 [00:15] <noobie22> big words for a sock puppet
#106 [00:15] <fault> nope, not anymore
#107 [00:15] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|- Last time I check you were afk -.-"
#108 [00:16] <MasterPiglet> Hi people, I have a question about installing a mod.
#109 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> hi :D
#110 [00:16] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|- Which was like 30 seconds ago...
#111 [00:16] <JohnEBH> Scary...
#112 [00:16] <fault> Error I-D 10_T: If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability.
#113 [00:16] <blaphmat> ------------------
#114 [00:16] <fault> Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#115 [00:16] * |Kiikun| is ninja
#115 [00:16] <JohnEBH> A sex changing ninja >.>"
#116 [00:16] <fault> that was the text of id10t
#117 [00:16] <|Kiikun|> nah.. i actually USED the away command like... last night... i usually dont
#118 [00:17] * |Kiikun| is NOT Konatsu <.<
#118 [00:17] <fault> /away lrn2memoserv
#119 [00:17] <AG_Scott> ??> MasterPiglet mods
#120 [00:17] <VoxelHead> MasterPiglet: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#121 [00:17] <VoxelHead> MasterPiglet: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#122 [00:17] * JohnEBH was referring to Kii-Chan or w.e
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#123 [00:18] <blaphmat> http://pastebin.com/fNk7mfWB
#124 [00:18] <|Kiikun|> i know.. was making a semi-valad refernce...
#125 [00:19] <blaphmat> http://pastebin.com/fNk7mfWB
#126 [00:19] <JohnEBH> Yes quit, when someone doesn't reply in 30 seconds...
#127 [00:20] <satyrcentaur> xD
#128 [00:20] <fault> oh, and i spent all that time finding the damn driver for him
#129 [00:20] <fault> http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/275.33/275.33-desktop-win7-winvista-32bit-english-whql.exe
#130 [00:20] <fault> grr
#131 [00:20] <JohnEBH> You didn't have enough RAM anyways...
#132 [00:20] <JohnEBH> Fudge tard...
#133 [00:20] <fault> holy shit, whassup with that pagefile
#134 [00:20] <JohnEBH> I meant tart*
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#136 [00:20] <fault> then again, i know shit about windows
#137 [00:20] <fault> at that level
#138 [00:20] <fault> somewhat
#139 [00:21] <fault> Brae, restart your internet modem
#140 [00:21] <Brae> It didnt work,restarting my router didnt work
#141 [00:21] <JohnEBH> Wait he was using vista SP1 on that...?
#142 [00:21] <JohnEBH> How...
#143 [00:22] <satyrcentaur> wait, does minecraft hate certain operating systems?
#144 [00:22] <fault> i ran vista on a p3 once
#145 [00:22] <Brae> Any more ideas?
#146 [00:22] <fault> it was? terrible
#147 [00:22] <fault> then again, it had 512mb of ram
#148 [00:22] <Brae> is this the first time you heard of a case like mine?
#149 [00:22] <fault> Brae, it's not the first time i've heard of crap internet
#150 [00:23] * JohnEBH luls
#150 [00:23] <Brae> lol is that all it is you think?
#151 [00:23] <Brae> hopefully it is only crap internet
#152 [00:23] <JohnEBH> Brae- That's the most likely cause at the moment.
#153 [00:24] <fault> waaait
#154 [00:24] * TheNytangel thinks JohnEBH likes the !google feature :P
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#156 [00:24] <fault> you have? direcway
#157 [00:24] <fault> is that what i think it is?
#158 [00:24] <fault> satellite internet?
#159 [00:24] <Brae> good
#160 [00:24] <JohnEBH> I haven't used it since this afternoon XD
#161 [00:24] <TheNytangel> Lol
#162 [00:24] <Brae> do i have what?
#163 [00:24] <JohnEBH> !google satellite internet
#164 [00:24] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=satellite+internet&l=0
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#166 [00:24] <TheNytangel> Lol
#167 [00:25] <Brae> i gotta go, are you gonna be on tommarow?
#168 [00:25] <JohnEBH> This still exists...
#169 [00:25] <fault> sheeat, i haven't heard anything about satellite internet in years
#170 [00:25] <pastery> wait I just did "win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel."
#171 [00:25] * |Kiikun| wanders back off to build a mob-spawner floor... or 3
#171 [00:25] <pastery> you want me to take the url and post it here?
#172 [00:26] <fault> that's definitely what it says there
#173 [00:26] <fault> so, i'd say? yes.
#174 [00:26] <JohnEBH> pastery- Let's take little look at the instructions again...
#175 [00:26] <JohnEBH> ??> pastery win/dxdiag
#176 [00:26] <VoxelHead> pastery: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#177 [00:26] <VoxelHead> pastery: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#178 [00:26] <Brae> il tell you if i get it working tommarow
#179 [00:26] <satyrcentaur> wait did you guys get my pastebin?
#180 [00:26] <pastery> here you go
#181 [00:26] <pastery> http://pastebin.com/Si9ZTDtf
#182 [00:26] * |Kiikun| thinks bethesda is getting bigheaded...
#182 [00:27] <fault> don't leave this time
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#184 [00:27] <fault> like that last guy
#185 [00:27] <satyrcentaur> me?
#186 [00:27] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur- Nope
#187 [00:27] <pastery> me?
#188 [00:27] <satyrcentaur> wait not me or you guys didnt get my pastebin
#189 [00:27] <JohnEBH> pastery- Don't worry about it
#190 [00:28] <JohnEBH> satyrcentaur- Didn't get your pastebin and not you
#191 [00:28] <fault> pastery, install this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/16835/a08/winxp_14324.exe
#192 [00:28] <satyrcentaur> oh.... so ive been sitting here for a while.... cause i thought you guys got my pastebin.... great
#193 [00:28] <satyrcentaur> http://pastebin.com/UPHxFEeA
#194 [00:28] <JohnEBH> LOL
#195 [00:28] <JohnEBH> fault get on it!
#196 [00:28] <fault> oh, i think i gave you a driver link ages ago
#197 [00:28] <pastery> thank you so much
#198 [00:29] <satyrcentaur> wait what
#199 [00:29] <fault> do i really have to be the driver lapdog?
#200 [00:29] <JohnEBH> I was this morning >.>"
#201 [00:29] <JohnEBH> STOP COMPLAINING!
#202 [00:29] <JohnEBH> Trololol
#203 [00:29] <fault> :smith:
#204 [00:29] <pastery> once installed what do i do?
#205 [00:30] <fault> try to run minecraft?
#206 [00:30] <pastery> ok
#207 [00:30] <satyrcentaur> wait but you got my pastebin this time, amirite *being extra-careful ftw*
#208 [00:30] <fault> satyrcentaur, http://www2.ati.com/drivers/11-7_xp32_dd_ccc_ocl.exe
#209 [00:30] <fault> install that, mmkay?
#210 [00:31] <satyrcentaur> okays
#211 [00:31] <satyrcentaur> im unauthorized
#212 [00:31] <fault> install it as an admin
#213 [00:31] <fault> log in as an administrator
#214 [00:31] <satyrcentaur> uhhh
#215 [00:31] <fault> do you have firefox? copy and paste it into firefox.
#216 [00:31] <satyrcentaur> the link?
#217 [00:32] <fault> yeah
#218 [00:32] <fault> actually, just copy paste my name into firefox, it should come right up
#219 [00:32] <satyrcentaur> isame thing
#220 [00:32] <Wug> wonderful
#221 [00:32] <Wug> my computer randomly killed itself.
#222 [00:32] <pastery> it still gave me the same error code once i ran minecraft again
#223 [00:33] <satyrcentaur> wait im so confused
#224 [00:33] <JohnEBH> Wug- Sorry this is the minecrafthelp channel, lololol
#225 [00:33] <JohnEBH> Please don't ban me >.<
#226 [00:33] <fault> i just misspelled my last name on google (minus the last letter), and the top 3 results are me :(
#227 [00:34] <fault> why can no one spell my name right
#228 [00:34] <fault> nevermind
#229 [00:34] <satyrcentaur> lol no one gets my name right either
#230 [00:34] <JohnEBH> Last name please? =D
#231 [00:34] <Wug> fault: idk, but its probably your own fault
#232 [00:34] <Wug> <trollface>
#233 [00:34] <fault> eeehehe
#234 [00:34] <fault> i set the world's most useless world record
#235 [00:34] <satyrcentaur> o i c wut u did thar
#236 [00:35] <pastery> fault-once I downloaded what you wanted me to i ran minecraft again and it gave me the same error coad as before
#237 [00:35] <pastery> *code
#238 [00:35] <fault> pastery, have you installed it?
#239 [00:35] <pastery> yes
#240 [00:36] <fault> try restarting your computer like it told you to
#241 [00:36] <pastery> ok
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#243 [00:36] <Wug> lol great
#244 [00:36] <Dixie2238> hello
#245 [00:37] <Wug> my map got borked so bad I'll have to code a mod to recover it
#246 [00:37] <TheNytangel> ??> Wug mcedit
#247 [00:37] <AG_Scott> can someone please help Dixie2238?
#248 [00:37] <fault> rename the level.dat
#249 [00:37] <VoxelHead> Wug: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#250 [00:37] <fault> Dixie2238, state your question!
#251 [00:37] <Wug> dont troubleshoot me
#252 [00:37] <TheNytangel> Lol
#253 [00:37] <Wug> it wont work
#254 [00:37] <TheNytangel> We just did
#255 [00:37] <Wug> besides I'm a map wizard
#256 [00:37] <fault> Wug: i keed, i keed
#257 [00:38] <Dixie2238> Last 24 hours getting "Failed to Login: User not premium" message when attempting to login smp server
#258 [00:38] <satyrcentaur> fault- wait what did you mean by copy paste your name?
#259 [00:38] <pastery> wait a minute when i tryed to install it an error screen poped up that said that the driver being installed was not validated for my computer.
#260 [00:38] <fault> satyrcentaur, nothing, it was a joke
#261 [00:38] <Wug> I've already recovered level.dat because my server software is awesome and saves the seed to server.properties
#262 [00:38] <satyrcentaur> oh
#263 [00:38] <satyrcentaur> pfft
#264 [00:38] <Wug> so I simply deleted level.dat and recreated the world and it used the right seed
#265 [00:38] <satyrcentaur> wait then what do i do
#266 [00:38] <Wug> theres a corrupt chunk somewhere
#267 [00:38] <Wug> containing entities that arent real
#268 [00:38] <fault> satyrcentaur, well, have you installed it and restarted?
#269 [00:38] <JohnEBH> Dixie2238- Username please
#270 [00:39] <Dixie2238> you got it^ :D
#271 [00:39] <Dixie2238> <--
#272 [00:39] <fault> !paid Dixie2238
#273 [00:39] <Dixie2238> i know lol
#274 [00:39] <fault> well, we're just checking :P
#275 [00:39] <JohnEBH> Dixie2238- Try playing @ minecraft.net?
#276 [00:39] <Dixie2238> kk
#277 [00:39] <satyrcentaur> no cause it says im unauthorized
#278 [00:39] <Dixie2238> ok
#279 [00:39] <fault> satyrcentaur, log in as an administrator
#280 [00:39] <fault> oh
#281 [00:39] <satyrcentaur> how
#282 [00:39] <fault> wait
#283 [00:39] <AG_Scott> ??> Dixie2238 smp/servers/specific
#284 [00:39] <VoxelHead> Dixie2238: (smp/servers/specific) Kealper would suggest smp.shadow-craft.net. Enjoy!
#285 [00:39] <AG_Scott> try that server
#286 [00:39] <JohnEBH> fault- I'm assuming he's only a user... Lol
#287 [00:40] <Wug> * kealper says "rawr"
#288 [00:40] <pastery> wait a minute when i tryed to install it an error screen poped up that said that the driver being installed was not validated for my computer....hello?
#289 [00:40] <fault> yeah, log in as an amdinistrator, i dunno
#290 [00:40] <AG_Scott> I bet it's a problem with the server you're connecting to rather than an issue on your end.
#291 [00:40] <Dixie2238> failed to connect to minecraft.net timeout
#292 [00:40] <satyrcentaur> ugh
#293 [00:40] <satyrcentaur> i'll just stick to playing it on the browser
#294 [00:40] <JohnEBH> Pirated copy
#295 [00:40] <JohnEBH> Definitely
#296 [00:41] <AG_Scott> Dixie2238: What OS are you on?
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#298 [00:41] <Dixie2238> XP
#299 [00:41] <TheNytangel> ?? error/timedout
#300 [00:41] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#301 [00:41] <VoxelHead> error/timedout: This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#302 [00:41] <fault> pastry, one moment
#303 [00:41] <pastery> ok
#304 [00:41] <AG_Scott> Dixie2238 are you able to load the web page?
#305 [00:41] <Dixie2238> its definitely not firewall, i have none up
#306 [00:41] <Dixie2238> yes
#307 [00:42] <AG_Scott> Ok so that's out.
#308 [00:42] <Dixie2238> i logged on on the web page
#309 [00:42] <AG_Scott> It's a firewall issue then.
#310 [00:42] <JohnEBH> ??> Dixie2238 win/hosts
#311 [00:42] <VoxelHead> Dixie2238: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#312 [00:42] <Dixie2238> But im not running my firewall
#313 [00:42] <VoxelHead> Dixie2238: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
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#315 [00:42] <AG_Scott> JohnEBH: he can resolve it
#316 [00:42] <jetct> how do if minecraft keeps crashing and everything is up to date
#317 [00:42] <AG_Scott> so that's not the issue
#318 [00:42] <fault> pastery: ftp://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R126542.EXE,
#319 [00:42] <JohnEBH> Oh nvm
#320 [00:42] <fault> ftp://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R126542.EXE
#321 [00:42] <fault> w/o the comma
#322 [00:42] <JohnEBH> Didn't see that
#323 [00:43] <AG_Scott> Dixie2238: You quite possibly have a firewall in your antivirus suite enabled or the Windows firewall.
#324 [00:43] <AG_Scott> Disable them both if they aren't. The entire antivirus/security suite and the windows firewall.
#325 [00:43] <AG_Scott> See if it works then.
#326 [00:43] <JohnEBH> Dixie2238- Using java 7?
#327 [00:43] <pastery> then just try loading minecraft again?
#328 [00:43] <fault> make sure to install it, then yes
#329 [00:43] <jetct> minecraft crashes
#330 [00:43] <Chris> Ok. I log onto a server. Everything is fine, but when I press 'T' and open up the Chat box, I type, press enter, and then nothing.. It doest type. Nobody can see what i typed, and ive been on for an hour and cant see anybody elses conversations. Ive switched computers, and the problem still exists. I cant chat or see other peoples chats.
#331 [00:43] <pastery> ok
#332 [00:44] <Dixie2238> http://pastebin.com/K3EXZkt6
#333 [00:44] <fault> also, if you're getting any out of memory errors, just go to http://www.downloadmoreram.com/index.html
#334 [00:44] <fault> Chris, have you tried other servers?
#335 [00:45] <AG_Scott> !kick fault That's not funny. :<
#336 [00:45] * AuBot kicked fault from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by AG_Scott with reason: That's not funny. :<))
#337 [00:45] <Dixie2238> JohnEBH- regular java
#338 [00:45] <Chris> I dont know any, no. Its my first time playing on a multiplayer server.
#339 [00:45] <Dixie2238> not beta
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#341 [00:45] <fault> aww :( you're not funny
#342 [00:45] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, still there? I have a serious question
#343 [00:45] <Wug> /kick ag_scott it is, but it isnt helpful
#344 [00:45] <jetct> crashes HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#345 [00:46] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Yes?
#346 [00:46] <AG_Scott> jetct: spamming exclamation marks is not going to get you help.
#347 [00:46] <jetct> CRASHES
#348 [00:46] <fault> al gamer? he's just jealous that he can't download more ram for his minecraft servers.
#349 [00:46] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, let me draw a diagram in paint, then explain it..
#350 [00:46] <jetct> THAN WHAT IS
#351 [00:46] <fault> he'd be making so much more profit by allowing downloaded ram, look how much cheaper it is!
#352 [00:46] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- llol Ok
#353 [00:46] <fault> ??> jetct patience
#354 [00:46] <AG_Scott> fault: I wish we could actually. We're nearly out of stock!
#355 [00:46] <VoxelHead> jetct: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#356 [00:46] <VoxelHead> jetct: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#357 [00:47] <jetct> K
#358 [00:47] <fault> AG_Scott, do what works for all other providers: just resell vps's! [/sarcasm]
#359 [00:47] <AG_Scott> ew
#360 [00:48] <Wug> V P S C E P T I O N
#361 [00:48] <fault> jetct, what operating system are you using
#362 [00:48] <TheNytangel> Ok, JohnEBH, open this: http://i.imgur.com/y0Apx.png
#363 [00:48] <jetct> windows vist
#364 [00:48] <fault> ??> jetct win/dxdiag
#365 [00:48] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#366 [00:48] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#367 [00:48] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, the orange thing is the core, the brown stuff is.. dirt.. and stuff.. and the black line is a tunnel-thing
#368 [00:48] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- What is this?
#369 [00:49] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- And what is it for? XD
#370 [00:49] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, if you were on the earth and jumped into that tunnel-thing, and got to the center, would you just stay there because of gravity?
#371 [00:49] <JohnEBH> I guess?
#372 [00:49] <Wug> no, you'd go zooming out the other side
#373 [00:49] <JohnEBH> Weeee
#374 [00:49] <Wug> except for air resistance. trololo
#375 [00:50] <TheNytangel> Wug, there is gravity on that side too, I'd don't think you would get enough speed :P
#376 [00:50] <Wug> and if the tunnel wasnt perfectly straight, you'd hit something on the way down and spend 20000 miles of falling splattering off the sides
#377 [00:50] <Wug> and by 20000 I mean 3000.
#378 [00:50] <JohnEBH> Er...
#379 [00:50] <Wug> derp
#380 [00:50] <Wug> TheNytangel: physics
#381 [00:51] <TheNytangel> Wug, think: a perfectly straight drop :P
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#383 [00:51] <Wug> ignoring air resistance, you'd get all the way to the same distance from the center as you jumped from
#384 [00:51] <jetct> i dont understand
#385 [00:51] <Wug> we're nerding. dont even try
#386 [00:51] <TheNytangel> Ok, guys, I get it, it's an ugly picture. No need to point it out, jetct -_-
#387 [00:52] <TheNytangel> I literally did it in 10 seconds
#388 [00:52] <Pastery> fault i did everything you said but i still got the same exact error screen
#389 [00:53] <fault> i'm stumped Pastery, maybe you can explain your issues to someone else
#390 [00:53] <fault> or just your pastebin :|
#391 [00:53] <fault> it's pixel acceleration or whatever, right?
#392 [00:53] <Pastery> ugh why am i cursed...
#393 [00:53] <jetct> what
#394 [00:53] <Pastery> ok then thanks anyway
#395 [00:53] <jetct> how to fix crashes on vista
#396 [00:53] <TheNytangel> ?? error/pixelformat
#397 [00:53] <VoxelHead> error/pixelformat: Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#398 [00:54] <VoxelHead> error/pixelformat: This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#399 [00:54] <fault> ??> jetct win/dxdiag
#400 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#401 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#402 [00:54] <fault> jetct, do that
#403 [00:54] <fault> er
#404 [00:54] <fault> actually, just
#405 [00:54] <fault> ??> jetct win/reinst
#406 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#407 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#408 [00:54] <jetct> in what box
#409 [00:54] <JohnEBH> ??> jetct win/reinst/bat
#410 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#411 [00:54] <VoxelHead> jetct: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#412 [00:55] <fault> fancy bats
#413 [00:56] <jetct> WHAT Does that do
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#415 [00:56] <JohnEBH> What the title implies
#416 [00:56] <fault> what it says it does
#417 [00:56] <fault> and what it says it fixes
#418 [00:58] <omidkoss> hey i need help wipeing minecraft off my computer completly then reinstalling it, the reason is becasue i tried to install the toomanyitems mod and it mest up my minecraft
#419 [00:58] <Wug> ??> omidkoss forceupdate
#420 [00:58] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#421 [00:58] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#422 [00:59] <omidkoss> but when i open up minecraft it just says adding updates and a green bar that is 99% full but it just freezes, and idk what to do??
#423 [01:00] <jetct> it still is crashing
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#425 [01:00] <jetct> how to fix lagging
#426 [01:00] * fault is contemplating buying systemfault.net
#426 [01:02] <omidkoss> can someone help me?
#427 [01:02] <fault> ??> omidkoss ask
#428 [01:02] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#429 [01:02] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#430 [01:03] <fault> bought it, lol
#431 [01:03] <fault> much more pronounceable then zchr.org
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#433 [01:05] <jetct> MINECRAFT STILL CRASHES
#434 [01:05] <fault> what'd you do to try to fix it?
#435 [01:05] <jetct> REINSTALL
#436 [01:05] <TheNytangel> Lmfao
#437 [01:05] * NEEDSHELP [NEEDSHELP@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#438 [01:05] <NEEDSHELP> Hello
#439 [01:06] <TheNytangel> Someone's older brother just sent me a message on facebook
#440 [01:06] <fault> hey, do you need help?
#441 [01:06] <NEEDSHELP> I just bought premium minecraft an hour ago
#442 [01:06] <TheNytangel> ?? payment
#443 [01:06] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#444 [01:06] <NEEDSHELP> and it says that I dont have premium
#445 [01:06] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#446 [01:06] <NEEDSHELP> I checked support
#447 [01:06] <NEEDSHELP> but
#448 [01:06] <fault> wait a bit longer
#449 [01:06] <NEEDSHELP> I paid with credit card.
#450 [01:06] <fault> wait a bit longer
#451 [01:07] <NEEDSHELP> arent you supposed to at least recieve a confirmation email?
#452 [01:07] <fault> it might take a bit longer
#453 [01:07] <fault> maybe you should wait a day
#454 [01:07] <NEEDSHELP> a day?
#455 [01:07] <NEEDSHELP> wtf...
#456 [01:07] <jetct> HOW TO GET MINECRAFT TO STOP CRASHING
#457 [01:07] <TheNytangel> They don't process the payment directly
#458 [01:07] <fault> woah, a day without minecraft
#459 [01:07] <NEEDSHELP> If I buy the game, I should be able to play now >.>
#460 [01:07] <TheNytangel> NEEDSHELP, no
#461 [01:07] <NEEDSHELP> Okay can you explain where my money went though?
#462 [01:08] <fault> A website.
#463 [01:08] <NEEDSHELP> Like, how it "works"?
#464 [01:08] <fault> That's not minecraft.net
#465 [01:08] <jetct> i got IT just now and i can play it
#466 [01:08] <NEEDSHELP> so i just wasted 21.95?
#467 [01:08] <fault> Yeah, it's going through a system that makes you wait a bit longer, some system can be slow, especially financial systems
#468 [01:08] <fault> NEEDSHELP, maybe you should try waiting.
#469 [01:08] <omidkoss> Ok i tried to download the mod TooManyItems and when i thought i did it right i tried to open my minecraft and i when i do open it it just says updateing inecraft and then under it is a green bar that is 99% full and it just freezes, i tried to delete it and reinstall but it does the same thing help?!
#470 [01:08] <fault> ??> omidkoss mods
#471 [01:08] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#472 [01:08] <VoxelHead> omidkoss: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#473 [01:09] <NEEDSHELP> That is fucking retarded
#474 [01:09] <TheNytangel> NEEDSHELP, so are you, but we don't complain
#475 [01:09] <fault> NEEDSHELP, not everyone requires for instant gratification for games, I can't imagine how hard it is for you to order a game online
#476 [01:09] <fault> much less drive to a store and back
#477 [01:09] <fault> oh, he's gone
#478 [01:10] <jetct> HOW TO stop crashing
#479 [01:10] <fault> Take drivers ed again.
#480 [01:10] <fault> *driver's
#481 [01:11] <jetct> REALLY
#482 [01:12] <fault> ??> jetct telepathy
#483 [01:12] <VoxelHead> jetct: (telepathy) We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#484 [01:12] <fault> woo, #minecrafthelp quiet time, now i can watch some more minecraft griefing videos
#485 [01:13] <jetct> IT CRASHES AND SAYS FATAL EROR BUT ITS NOT
#486 [01:13] <fault> ??> jetct specific
#487 [01:13] <VoxelHead> jetct: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#488 [01:13] <VoxelHead> jetct: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
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#490 [01:15] <DJRecon> Minecraft free won't work for me.. It says Pixel format not excelerated... :/ help?
#491 [01:15] <fault> ??> DJRecon error/pixelformat
#492 [01:15] <VoxelHead> DJRecon: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#493 [01:15] <VoxelHead> DJRecon: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#494 [01:16] <DJRecon> Is there anyway to update my video card online and not physically??
#495 [01:17] <fault> Of course, that's the only way.
#496 [01:17] <fault> We'll need to know what video card you have, follow these steps:
#497 [01:17] <fault> ??> DJRecon win/reinst
#498 [01:17] <VoxelHead> DJRecon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#499 [01:17] <VoxelHead> DJRecon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#500 [01:17] <DJRecon> Oh, i thought you had to get a new one (or old) and install it..
#501 [01:17] <fault> Oh, I assume you're using windows, right?
#502 [01:17] <DJRecon> Yes
#503 [01:17] <DJRecon> Windows 7
#504 [01:17] <fault> Okay, follow those instructions.
#505 [01:18] <DJRecon> Would it help if I told u my Video Card type?
#506 [01:18] <fault> If you have it, yes.
#507 [01:18] <DJRecon> Umm, one sex
#508 [01:18] <DJRecon> *lol sec
#509 [01:18] <fault> ?_?
#510 [01:18] <DJRecon> It is a nvidia geforce 6150se nforce 430
#511 [01:19] <fault> Are you using 32 or 64-bit windows?
#512 [01:19] <DJRecon> Umm, not sure.... Sorry
#513 [01:20] <fault> You can check by going to the start menu, right-clicking "computer", then clicking properties
#514 [01:20] <DJRecon> K
#515 [01:20] <DJRecon> one sec
#516 [01:20] <DJRecon> 64-bit
#517 [01:21] <fault> Download and install this: http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/275.33/275.33-desktop-win7-winvista-64bit-english-whql.exe
#518 [01:21] <DJRecon> Ok, it's downloading.
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#520 [01:22] * WugTop just learned to REISUB
#520 [01:22] <WugTop> anyone on linux in here?
#521 [01:22] <fault> hey, wub, i just found out about #mcchatter, you should check it out
#522 [01:22] <WugTop> ... wub?
#523 [01:22] <fault> *wug
#524 [01:22] <fault> autocomplete
#525 [01:22] <WugTop> I've known about it
#526 [01:23] <WugTop> are you using linux?
#527 [01:23] <fault> I think there might be people that talk about similar off-topic things!
#528 [01:23] <fault> *there
#529 [01:23] <fault> oh, and nope
#530 [01:23] <WugTop> ... god I hope its not like #minecraft
#531 [01:23] <fault> ohohoh worse
#532 [01:24] <WugTop> ^ ... we were talking
#533 [01:24] <DJRecon> @fault its done.
#534 [01:24] <DJRecon> Ugh he was helping me!
#535 [01:24] <WugTop> fault just randomly left
#536 [01:24] <WugTop> his battery probably died
#537 [01:24] <WugTop> i'll pick up where he left off
#538 [01:24] <DJRecon> k
#539 [01:24] <WugTop> what issue are you having
#540 [01:24] <WugTop> and what did he just do
#541 [01:25] <DJRecon> ^ Well, minecraft wont work for me becuz my vid card and he gave me a link and told me to download and install
#542 [01:25] <WugTop> I have to fix my server too which just randomly broke horribly
#543 [01:25] <WugTop> DJRecon: did it work
#544 [01:25] <WugTop> and what video card do you have
#545 [01:25] <WugTop> did you do a dxdiag? can I see it
#546 [01:26] <DJRecon> Well, it is almost done downloading. and its a nvidia geforce 6150se nforce 430 and 64 bit windows 7
#547 [01:26] <WugTop> once its done, install it
#548 [01:26] <DJRecon> K
#549 [01:27] <WugTop> you'll probably have to restart for the installation to complete
#550 [01:27] <DJRecon> Ok its now installing
#551 [01:27] <WugTop> Kealper, are you on linux
#552 [01:28] <DJRecon> K now it opened up
#553 [01:29] <DJRecon> Should I pick Express or Custom?
#554 [01:30] <DJRecon> @WugTop??
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#556 [01:30] <WugTop> express
#557 [01:30] <DJRecon> Ok, thx its now installing
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#559 [01:34] <DJRecon> Ok, its finished. What do I do? @WugTop\
#560 [01:34] <DJRecon> *@WugTop
#561 [01:35] <WugTop> did it prompt you to restart?
#562 [01:35] <WugTop> if so, do so
#563 [01:35] <DJRecon> No.
#564 [01:35] <WugTop> really?
#565 [01:35] <WugTop> uummm ok
#566 [01:35] <WugTop> try minecraft again
#567 [01:35] <DJRecon> Yep it works!!!
#568 [01:35] <DJRecon> Thx you lots!
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#570 [01:48] <Wetzel> can some one help me i cant download minecraft or run it?
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#573 [01:49] <Wetzel> ?????????????????????????????
#574 [01:49] <WugTop> dont spam
#575 [01:49] <WugTop> we're volunteers
#576 [01:49] <WugTop> we dont watch this channel continuously as though our lives depend on it
#577 [01:49] <WugTop> you say you cant download minecraft
#578 [01:49] <WugTop> are you using internet explorer, on windows?
#579 [01:49] <Wetzel> no it wont work
#580 [01:49] <Wetzel> windows
#581 [01:50] <WugTop> >i cant download minecraft
#582 [01:50] <WugTop> this is what you said
#583 [01:50] <WugTop> so pick one, you can download it, or you cant?
#584 [01:50] <Wetzel> yes it wont work
#585 [01:50] <WugTop> ok, does it give error messages
#586 [01:50] <Wetzel> no
#587 [01:50] <WugTop> does it just close?
#588 [01:50] <WugTop> does it just not run at all?
#589 [01:51] * mib_ambqdt [mib_ambqdt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#590 [01:51] <Wetzel> it just close
#591 [01:51] <WugTop> after you login, right?
#592 [01:51] <Wetzel> yes
#593 [01:51] * mib_9einrs [mib_9einrs@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#594 [01:51] <Wetzel> sometimes it says error
#595 [01:52] <mib_9einrs> Is there a quick fix for the black screen on startup for windows? Just downloaded the game tonight and I'm pretty bummed that I can't even play it.
#596 [01:52] <mib_9einrs> I saw the youtube videos, but the fix files are outdated and the links 404 now
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#598 [01:52] <logicfox> i need help on my downloadable minecraft
#599 [01:53] <Wetzel> delete your minecraft bin then run minecraft
#600 [01:53] <mib_9einrs> deleted the bin already too
#601 [01:53] <mib_9einrs> that didn't help
#602 [01:53] <Wetzel> did u download any mods?
#603 [01:54] <mib_9einrs> Nope, just bought/downloaded the full game tonight
#604 [01:54] <mib_9einrs> so no mods or anything
#605 [01:54] <mib_9einrs> java and windows are updated too FWIW
#606 [01:54] <WugTop> mib_9einrs: its probably your graphics drivers
#607 [01:54] <GabrielleGosset> Hi everyone, I am on a mac (I know, problem #1), and my friend set up a server on Windows for us and I can connect and everything but for some reason I can't right click (which is a big problem in this game). I am using an external mouse with a right click button and it works in every other program and even in single player but not in my multiplayer server. Could someone please help me?
#608 [01:54] <WugTop> ??> mib_9einrs win/dxdiag
#609 [01:54] <VoxelHead> mib_9einrs: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#610 [01:54] <VoxelHead> mib_9einrs: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#611 [01:54] <WugTop> GabrielleGosset: hahaha lol
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#613 [01:55] <WugTop> soz but I have no idea how to fix macs and their hatred of right click mechanisms
#614 [01:55] <WugTop> send steve jobs a nasty letter
#615 [01:55] <WugTop> (I have no experience with macs soz)
#616 [01:55] <mib_9einrs> Cool, thanks voxel, working on it now
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#618 [01:55] <vamp> hi my mine has mager lag
#619 [01:55] <logicfox> is there any way i can fix the problem with "accelerated openGL"
#620 [01:56] <BelleCraft> so, no one can help me?
#621 [01:56] <logicfox> its works perfectly fine in browser
#622 [01:56] <lahwran_> vamp: hi?
#623 [01:56] <logicfox> but when i run downloadable
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#626 [01:56] <logicfox> i get "cant find accelerated openGL"
#627 [01:57] <logicfox> i doubt i can copy and paste the error message on here though
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#629 [01:57] <Senix> vamp⚡ please, use a different nick
#630 [01:57] <vamp> my minecraft has a lot of lag
#631 [01:57] <logicfox> well for that
#632 [01:57] <Wetzel> i got mine craft to download but now when i run it , it says updating and say done and its frozen need help!
#633 [01:57] <mib_9einrs> Voxelhead
#634 [01:57] <vamp> why??
#635 [01:57] <mib_9einrs> pastebin link here
#636 [01:57] <mib_9einrs> pastebin link here
#637 [01:57] <mib_9einrs> http://pastebin.com/UCqKmcdc
#638 [01:58] <logicfox> i think your computer might crap lol
#639 [01:58] <Senix> vamp⚡ you're not the vamp i know
#640 [01:58] <logicfox> but theres also
#641 [01:58] <logicfox> do you have openGL turned on in you video settings
#642 [01:59] <vamp> ok how??
#643 [01:59] <logicfox> pause minecraft
#644 [01:59] <logicfox> go to video settings
#645 [01:59] <logicfox> and see if openGL is on
#646 [01:59] <Senix> vamp⚡ Change you're nick please or i will have to talk to an oper
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#648 [02:00] <Senix> Xanadar⚡ we have a vamp imposter
#649 [02:00] <BelleCraft> soooo no one can help with the mac problem?
#650 [02:00] <Xanadar> vamp needs to turn on the kick if he doesn't identify.
#651 [02:00] <logicfox> nope sorry
#652 [02:00] <vamp> how???
#653 [02:00] <mib_9einrs> http://pastebin.com/UCqKmcdc
#654 [02:00] <mib_9einrs> thats my windxdiag
#655 [02:00] <Senix> Xanadar⚡ yea i know
#656 [02:00] <logicfox> mac is ok
#657 [02:01] <logicfox> but alot of programs work on windows as far as i know
#658 [02:01] <Senix> i will tell him next time i see him
#659 [02:01] <Xanadar> vamp: you are using a nick that is actually registered to someone else, but they have not turned on the kick for it.
#660 [02:01] <Senix> vamp⚡ i am going to a network imposter, god speed.
#661 [02:01] <Senix> vamp⚡ *oper
#662 [02:01] <Wetzel> i got mine craft to download but now when i run it , it says updating and say done and its frozen need help!
#663 [02:02] <Xanadar> vamp: I would suggest just changing your nick to something else.
#664 [02:02] <vamp> how do i change my name i dont know how
#665 [02:02] <Xanadar> you type /nick someothernick
#666 [02:02] <lahwran_> /nick
#667 [02:02] <logicfox> type /nick
#668 [02:02] <lahwran_> just in case you didn't get that
#669 [02:02] <lahwran_> type /nick
#670 [02:02] <logicfox> ./nick insertnickhere
#671 [02:02] <Senix> vamp⚡ /nick <your nick here>
#672 [02:03] <Xanadar> That's good. :)
#673 [02:03] <Xanadar> Thank you!
#674 [02:03] <Xanadar> :D
#675 [02:03] <logicfox> :P
#676 [02:03] <logicfox> im bored
#677 [02:03] <logicfox> and pissed at my computer
#678 [02:03] <logicfox> lol
#679 [02:03] <logicfox> i attempted making a texture pack
#680 [02:03] <Wetzel> can someone hlep me havinng problems with running minecraft
#681 [02:03] <logicfox> and i get it completed finsihed after three days of work
#682 [02:03] <vampmire> my minecraft has a lot of lag
#683 [02:04] <logicfox> completely*
#684 [02:04] <logicfox> vampmire
#685 [02:04] <logicfox> see if openGL is on
#686 [02:04] <logicfox> in vidosettings
#687 [02:04] <logicfox> video*
#688 [02:04] <logicfox> in your pause menu
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#690 [02:04] <vampmire> it is not
#691 [02:04] <logicfox> hm
#692 [02:04] <Chris735> can anyone help me?
#693 [02:04] <logicfox> then in video settings
#694 [02:04] <logicfox> set graphics
#695 [02:04] <logicfox> from fancy
#696 [02:04] <logicfox> to fast
#697 [02:05] <mib_9einrs> so can anybody help me with my black screen issue
#698 [02:05] <mib_9einrs> ?
#699 [02:05] <logicfox> and if thats still lagging
#700 [02:05] <logicfox> turn render distance
#701 [02:05] <logicfox> to short
#702 [02:05] <logicfox> this can also be done by hitting the f key
#703 [02:05] <Chris735> when i want to login in the minecraft launcher it can't connect to minecraft.net
#704 [02:05] <logicfox> click play offline
#705 [02:05] <vampmire> everthing is set to the lowest thing
#706 [02:05] <logicfox> prob solved
#707 [02:05] <logicfox> then i dunno
#708 [02:06] <logicfox> any mods installed?
#709 [02:06] <vampmire> no
#710 [02:06] <Chris735> no
#711 [02:06] <logicfox> than
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#713 [02:06] <logicfox> not you chris vampmire
#714 [02:06] <logicfox> for you chris try playing offline
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#716 [02:06] <logicfox> then vampmire
#717 [02:06] <logicfox> all i can say
#718 [02:06] <logicfox> and dont get mad
#719 [02:07] <Wetzel> can someone help me?
#720 [02:07] <vampmire> ok
#721 [02:07] <logicfox> your computer might be too crappy to run minecraft thats all i can think of
#722 [02:07] <vampmire> lol
#723 [02:07] <logicfox> agreed...lol
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#725 [02:07] <logicfox> my computer must really be crap
#726 [02:07] <vampmire> i just bought it
#727 [02:07] <mib_9einrs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETk_UyXcl9Y ok does anybody at least have a working link to the file in this video
#728 [02:07] <logicfox> if i can run crysis for ten minutes max settings
#729 [02:07] <mib_9einrs> since obviously black screen on startup is impossible to solve
#730 [02:08] <logicfox> but minecraft lags
#731 [02:08] <mib_9einrs> what a waste of money
#732 [02:08] <logicfox> actually
#733 [02:08] <logicfox> its solvable
#734 [02:08] <logicfox> obviously
#735 [02:08] <mib_9einrs> every link to the fix file 404s
#736 [02:08] <lemon-rev> mib_9einrs
#737 [02:08] <logicfox> but noone here knows how to solve it currently
#738 [02:08] <lemon-rev> mib_9einrs have you tryed to reinstall java ?
#739 [02:08] <logicfox> speaking of which
#740 [02:08] <logicfox> can anyone tell me how to fix my opengl
#741 [02:09] <mib_9einrs> yep, reinstalled and updated. deleted the .bin files,
#742 [02:09] <WugTop> logicfox: what graphics card do you have
#743 [02:09] <mib_9einrs> forced an update
#744 [02:09] <logicfox> minecraft cant find a accelerated openGL
#745 [02:09] <lemon-rev> only if you tell me your date of drivers and video card logicfox
#746 [02:09] <WugTop> lots of foxes and foxlike things in here >.>
#747 [02:09] <logicfox> probably somewhere around 2004
#748 [02:09] <mib_9einrs> i havemy dxdiag if anyone is interested but i have no idea what it means
#749 [02:09] <logicfox> like the computer
#750 [02:09] <WugTop> why is this always
#751 [02:09] <lemon-rev> mib_9einrs no, i ment uninstall java and reinstall it
#752 [02:09] <mib_9einrs> i'll give that a shot now
#753 [02:09] <WugTop> logicfox: what graphics card do you have
#754 [02:09] <logicfox> honestly i dunno
#755 [02:09] <WugTop> ??> logicfox win/dxdiag
#756 [02:09] <VoxelHead> logicfox: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#757 [02:10] <VoxelHead> logicfox: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#758 [02:10] <logicfox> alright
#759 [02:10] <logicfox> would it also help
#760 [02:10] <logicfox> if i gave you the eror message i get
#761 [02:10] <logicfox> error*
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#763 [02:11] <WugTop> no
#764 [02:11] <WugTop> I know what it says
#765 [02:11] <logicfox> http://mibpaste.com/QPH4hs
#766 [02:11] <WugTop> we have a factoid for it and everything
#767 [02:11] <logicfox> o
#768 [02:11] <Abyssyml> So I do have a question for you folks. On my other pc I keep getting an error that the game is running out of memory and I am playing it offline.
#769 [02:11] <logicfox> disregard that link then
#770 [02:11] <Product> Hey guys.
#771 [02:11] <Product> almostroot's been here ?
#772 [02:11] <Product> !seen almostroot
#773 [02:11] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 5days 1hr 16mins 29secs ago, joining #minecrafthelp.
#774 [02:11] <Product> Oh :(
#775 [02:12] <lemon-rev> Abyssyml how much mem is on that computer ?
#776 [02:12] <Abyssyml> ~1.5GB
#777 [02:12] <logicfox> i need to get a new computer
#778 [02:12] <logicfox> im looking at laptops
#779 [02:12] <logicfox> anyone got a good laptop
#780 [02:12] <Product> Cya guys :(
#781 [02:12] <Product> Night.
#782 [02:12] <lemon-rev> should be enough, Abyssyml atm theres a bug with memory in minecraft sorry youll have to wait for an update
#783 [02:13] <logicfox> one that can preferably run games like crysis or fallout 3 at reasonable settings
#784 [02:13] <logicfox> mine can run crysis
#785 [02:13] <logicfox> for abit
#786 [02:13] <logicfox> but then it crashes
#787 [02:13] <lemon-rev> hm,
#788 [02:13] <Abyssyml> Ok, because I have no problems on this PC, just on that PC. It's frustrating the kids because it keeps doing it and then the entire game locks up and I have to stop the task from the task manager
#789 [02:14] <lemon-rev> logic can you do the dxdiag please and give us the link
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#791 [02:14] <lemon-rev> hm, Abyssyml if there running full screen i can image so
#792 [02:14] <Abyssyml> Full screen as in F-11'd nope
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#794 [02:15] <usedtobenoname> ok i was eneric name guy before
#795 [02:15] <lemon-rev> Abyssyml as i said its a known bug, and its just as bad for everyone else, but were putting up with it till 1.7
#796 [02:15] <usedtobenoname> generic*
#797 [02:15] <lemon-rev> 1.8*
#798 [02:16] <lemon-rev> usedtobenoname anyway
#799 [02:16] <usedtobenoname> reinstalling java now
#800 [02:16] <usedtobenoname> uninstalled it completely prior
#801 [02:16] <lemon-rev> and ?
#802 [02:16] <usedtobenoname> also have a pastebin of my dxdiag if that helps at all
#803 [02:16] <lemon-rev> yes that would be good
#804 [02:16] <logicfox> how do i get the url of the pastebin thing
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#806 [02:16] <usedtobenoname> http://pastebin.com/UCqKmcdc
#807 [02:16] <logicfox> it showed up last time
#808 [02:17] <lemon-rev> copy it from the url
#809 [02:17] <vampmire> hi
#810 [02:17] <lemon-rev> pastebin has got an error doh, maybe not connection
#811 [02:18] <usedtobenoname> hm yeah its acting up for me too
#812 [02:18] <usedtobenoname> let me try again
#813 [02:18] <lemon-rev> ??< vampmire ask
#814 [02:18] <lemon-rev> ??> vampmire ask
#815 [02:18] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#816 [02:18] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#818 [02:20] <usedtobenoname> ok. well reinstalling java didn't do anything. gonna paste this dxdiag somewhere else and post it
#819 [02:20] <logicfox> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 9/5/2011, 23:11:36 Machine name: VALUED-KO4409MR Operating System: Windows XP Professional (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.101209-1647) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Dell Computer Corporation System
#820 [02:20] <lemon-rev> k
#821 [02:20] <logicfox> ...
#822 [02:20] <logicfox> that didnt work
#823 [02:21] <lemon-rev> usedtobenoname not in here
#824 [02:21] <lemon-rev> and you to logicfox not in here either
#825 [02:21] <usedtobenoname> http://justpaste.it/fnv
#826 [02:21] <usedtobenoname> that should work for the dxdiag
#827 [02:22] <lemon-rev> ok usedtobenoname Display Devices
#828 [02:22] <lemon-rev> ---------------
#829 [02:22] <lemon-rev> Card name: Mobile Intel(R) 965 Express Chipset Family < thats your video driver
#830 [02:22] <usedtobenoname> ok
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#832 [02:23] <lemon-rev> driver date 2007 < im seeing if theres newer
#833 [02:23] <logicfox> here got it
#834 [02:24] <lemon-rev> usedtobenoname < check here please http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics
#835 [02:24] <logicfox> i used the sae site as usedtobenoname
#836 [02:24] <logicfox> http://justpaste.it/fnw
#837 [02:24] <usedtobenoname> cool checking it now
#838 [02:26] <lemon-rev> [poop, logicfox http://www.intel.com/support/graphics/intel865g/sb/CS-028056.htm?wapkw=%28%22Intel++82865G+Graphics+and+Memory+Controller+Hub+GMCH%22+82865G%29 < this tells me theres no longer support for that video card,
#839 [02:26] <lemon-rev> logicfox what can you run on that machine ?
#840 [02:26] <logicfox> er
#841 [02:26] <logicfox> terraria
#842 [02:27] <logicfox> crysis
#843 [02:27] <logicfox> for abit
#844 [02:27] <logicfox> then my computer crashes and i sometimes lose some random file
#845 [02:27] <lemon-rev> logicfox can you goto the minecraft.net site and login and click broswer ?
#846 [02:27] <lemon-rev> please
#847 [02:27] <logicfox> rainbow six 1998
#848 [02:27] <logicfox> it works on browser
#849 [02:27] <logicfox> ive always used browser
#850 [02:27] <lemon-rev> logicfox rainbow six is like saying you can run halflife
#851 [02:27] <logicfox> i probably can
#852 [02:28] <lemon-rev> hm,
#853 [02:28] <logicfox> :P
#854 [02:28] <logicfox> rainbow six doesnt lag either
#855 [02:28] <logicfox> prison tycoon
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#857 [02:28] <logicfox> sierra propilot
#858 [02:28] <lemon-rev> logicfox for kicks do you know how to kill the bin folder in .minecraft folder ?
#859 [02:28] <logicfox> i dont know where i got half of these to be honest
#860 [02:28] <logicfox> yea
#861 [02:28] <logicfox> i know
#862 [02:28] <lemon-rev> logicfox those are 1996 games or older please thats just not worth mentioning with this game
#863 [02:29] <logicfox> when i first got minecraft
#864 [02:29] <logicfox> i attempted installing mods from the borwser
#865 [02:29] <logicfox> multiple times
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#867 [02:29] <logicfox> browser*
#868 [02:29] <Minecrafthelp> Hey I need help
#869 [02:29] <lemon-rev> dont we all
#870 [02:29] <logicfox> change your name
#871 [02:29] <Minecrafthelp> I bought the game 5 hours ago.
#872 [02:29] <Minecrafthelp> me?
#873 [02:29] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp yes what else ?
#874 [02:29] <logicfox> yea i almost thought you could help
#875 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> And, it says "congrats, you should recieve an email"
#876 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> but
#877 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> I never got an email
#878 [02:30] <lemon-rev> logicfox can you kill the bin folder for me please
#879 [02:30] <logicfox> did you use paypal
#880 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> no
#881 [02:30] <logicfox> alright
#882 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> I used mastercard
#883 [02:30] <logicfox> i dunno
#884 [02:30] <logicfox> then
#885 [02:30] <logicfox> i used paypal
#886 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> and my bank says that there was no transaction.
#887 [02:30] <lemon-rev> ok Minecrafthelp can you please login to minecraft.net and see if its got a code for you on your account ?
#888 [02:30] <Minecrafthelp> 'and I havent got an email
#889 [02:31] <lemon-rev> ohhh
#890 [02:31] <Minecrafthelp> yea ....
#891 [02:31] <Minecrafthelp> no email
#892 [02:31] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp it can take up to 24 hours to get processed please be willing to wait it out
#893 [02:31] <Minecrafthelp> no transaction with my bank
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#895 [02:31] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp we arnt minecraft devs
#896 [02:31] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp what did i just say
#897 [02:31] <logicfox> i wish i was....
#898 [02:31] <logicfox> lol
#899 [02:31] <Minecrafthelp> wouldnt it at least say 21.95 removed from my account?
#900 [02:32] <logicfox> there should be redstone circuit boards
#901 [02:32] <logicfox> a more compact way of redstone
#902 [02:32] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp not till the payment or from mojang has acually processed your payment
#903 [02:32] <logicfox> the time spent waiting for the transaction to go through was hell for me
#904 [02:32] <lemon-rev> logicfox please stop blabbering, and just get on with your problem ?
#905 [02:32] <logicfox> sorry lol
#906 [02:32] <logicfox> anyway when
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#908 [02:33] <logicfox> you said to kill the bin folder you meant to delete it right
#909 [02:33] <lemon-rev> correct
#910 [02:33] <logicfox> then its done
#911 [02:33] <lemon-rev> ok
#912 [02:34] <lemon-rev> re launch minecraft in broswer please
#913 [02:34] <vampmire> hi my mine craft is laging very bad and every thing is set to the lowest sighting i can have it on
#914 [02:34] <usedtobenoname> Alright, I'm downloading a new graphics driver now lemon, I'll let you know how it goes when it's finished
#915 [02:34] <lemon-rev> np, thanks
#916 [02:34] <Minecrafthelp> I have a new issue
#917 [02:34] <lemon-rev> ?
#918 [02:34] <Minecrafthelp> I turn on minecraft.
#919 [02:34] <Minecrafthelp> and login
#920 [02:34] <Minecrafthelp> and click play offline
#921 [02:34] <Minecrafthelp> and get a black screen
#922 [02:34] <lemon-rev> blah
#923 [02:35] <lemon-rev> Minecrafthelp it wont play till you get your payment from mojang processed
#924 [02:35] <lemon-rev> and try uninstalling java / reinstall java.com
#925 [02:35] <Minecrafthelp> so it wont even let me play offline?
#926 [02:35] <logicfox> not until its processed
#927 [02:35] <lemon-rev> ??> Minecrafthelp demo
#928 [02:35] <VoxelHead> Minecrafthelp: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#929 [02:35] <VoxelHead> Minecrafthelp: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#930 [02:35] <logicfox> i didnt know that even existed
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#932 [02:36] <TheNytangel> This sentence is false
#933 [02:36] <logicfox> they need a link on the site for that
#934 [02:36] <Minecrafthelp> neither did I >.>
#935 [02:36] <lemon-rev> which one
#936 [02:36] <logicfox> this sentence is explosive
#937 [02:36] <usedtobenoname> Installing new graphics drivers now, i'll let you know how it goes when its done
#938 [02:36] <lemon-rev> k
#939 [02:36] <Quercarthvarnazer> gameserv told me to
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#941 [02:37] <logicfox> its downloading packages
#942 [02:37] <lemon-rev> good
#943 [02:37] <logicfox> hm
#944 [02:37] <logicfox> it didnt take this any of the other times if done that
#945 [02:37] <vampmire> hi my mine craft is laging very bad and every thing is set to the lowest sighting i can have it on
#946 [02:38] <logicfox> vampmire
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#948 [02:38] <lemon-rev> logicfox it means it wasnt complete when you downloaded the last minecraft yea
#949 [02:38] <logicfox> answer is
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#951 [02:38] <logicfox> thats weird
#952 [02:38] <logicfox> its been working fine
#953 [02:38] <Calinou> don't play on a laptop.
#954 [02:38] <Calinou> NEVER on a netbook
#955 [02:38] <logicfox> thats
#956 [02:38] <logicfox> nice
#957 [02:38] <logicfox> but that should be
#958 [02:38] <lemon-rev> keep your words on one line please if possible ?
#959 [02:38] <logicfox> NEVER play ANYTHING on MY computer
#960 [02:39] <logicfox> its crap
#961 [02:39] <vampmire> why noy on a labtop
#962 [02:39] <logicfox> sorry lemon
#963 [02:39] <logicfox> its done
#964 [02:39] <lemon-rev> and ?
#965 [02:39] <logicfox> its on the startup menu
#966 [02:39] <logicfox> in browser
#967 [02:40] <vampmire> why not on a labtop
#968 [02:40] <logicfox> i played on a laptop for awhile
#969 [02:40] <logicfox> it worked fine
#970 [02:40] <lemon-rev> logicfox one line, so its on the menu ?
#971 [02:40] <logicfox> yes
#972 [02:40] <logicfox> but its the inbrowser version
#973 [02:40] <lemon-rev> vampmire thats because usually laptops arnt ment for gaming
#974 [02:40] <logicfox> gaming laptop
#975 [02:40] <vampmire> brb
#976 [02:41] <logicfox> lol
#977 [02:41] <lemon-rev> ok logicfox, please see if you can download the launcher from site now
#978 [02:41] <logicfox> k
#979 [02:41] <lemon-rev> once that is done add or press f2 to edit it rename it, with a .exe at the end please
#980 [02:41] <lemon-rev> and then double click it
#981 [02:42] <logicfox> done
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#983 [02:43] <logicfox> downloaded and the launcher is open
#984 [02:43] <logicfox> anything i should do from the login menu
#985 [02:43] <lemon-rev> well appart from put your login info and press the button
#986 [02:44] <logicfox> login failed
#987 [02:44] <lemon-rev> logicfox are you still log'ed in on the broswer ?
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#989 [02:45] <logicfox> yes
#990 [02:45] <logicfox> i closed just now
#991 [02:45] <usedtobenoname> hey, i reinstalled the gfx drivers and it all works now
#992 [02:45] <usedtobenoname> you rock lemon-rev
#993 [02:45] <lemon-rev> lol np, glad to hear it
#994 [02:45] <logicfox> usedtobenoname
#995 [02:45] <usedtobenoname> thanks for restoring my faith in the kindness of the internet
#996 [02:45] <logicfox> can you give me alink to where you updated your drivers
#997 [02:45] <lemon-rev> lol,, never :P
#998 [02:46] <lemon-rev> logicfox hes got a different driver from you
#999 [02:46] <usedtobenoname> um mine was on the intel site, i think it depends what kinda gfx card u have though
#1000 [02:46] <usedtobenoname> cool well i'm gonna go play now, thanks again guys
#1001 [02:47] <logicfox> i use a intel computer
#1002 [02:48] <usedtobenoname> http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
#1003 [02:48] <usedtobenoname> thats what i used
#1004 [02:48] <usedtobenoname> but yeah it might be diff for u
#1005 [02:48] <logicfox> thanks
#1006 [02:48] <logicfox> lemon im still getting login failed
#1007 [02:49] <lemon-rev> logicfox check your firewall and antivirus for to see if its blocking that exe
#1008 [02:50] <logicfox> my anti virus is off
#1009 [02:51] <lemon-rev> k
#1010 [02:51] <logicfox> and firewalls is also off
#1011 [02:51] <logicfox> well the only thing i can update is my wifi card
#1012 [02:51] <logicfox> video card is custom
#1013 [02:51] <logicfox> :\
#1014 [02:51] <logicfox> -.-
#1015 [02:51] <lemon-rev> logicfox its to do with the minecraft laucher reaching home and getting your login details
#1016 [02:51] <logicfox> AHA!
#1017 [02:51] <lemon-rev> so unless its getting blocked you might have to sstick to playing in broswer
#1018 [02:52] <logicfox> i found my video card
#1019 [02:52] <logicfox> http://support.gateway.com/support/drivers/getFile.asp?id=20680&dscr=Video%20Driver%20Version:%206.14.10.4396&uid=31396700
#1020 [02:53] <lemon-rev> Release Date: 6/21/2006
#1021 [02:53] <logicfox> yep
#1022 [02:53] <lemon-rev> logicfox if thats newer than what yu have then good luck
#1023 [02:53] <logicfox> the computer is 2004
#1024 [02:53] <logicfox> i found that by luck
#1025 [02:53] <logicfox> the intel update thing
#1026 [02:53] <logicfox> gave anumer for the video card
#1027 [02:59] <logicfox> damnit
#1028 [02:59] <logicfox> it crashed again
#1029 [02:59] <logicfox> still cant find accelerated openGL
#1030 [02:59] <lemon-rev> logicfox i thought you got the damm thing to work in broswer does it sitll work in broswer ?
#1031 [03:00] <logicfox> it works in rbowser but i want it to work in damn downloads
#1032 [03:01] <lemon-rev> logicfox if it works in broswer to me it should work with launcher even if nwo you play offline because you have the files on the computer, but this error, i dont know wtf is causeing it
#1033 [03:02] <logicfox> im to the point where i want to start smacking the computer with the keyboard until it starts working
#1034 [03:02] <lemon-rev> hahahahah, yea that might make it work NOT
#1035 [03:02] <logicfox> yea but id feel better
#1036 [03:03] <logicfox> the computers crap either way
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#1039 [03:17] <Rozashelz> Can someone help me
#1040 [03:18] <lemon-rev> i might need to reboot so i might do once , i come back
#1041 [03:22] * |Kiikun| got the poston pillars working :D
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#1042 [03:24] <lemon-rev> now who was that asking for help ?
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#1044 [03:25] <|Kiikun|> he quit right after you
#1045 [03:25] <lemon-rev> hahahahha
#1046 [03:25] <lemon-rev> well i had computer hook up s lol
#1047 [03:28] * |Kiikun| got the vertical power transfer via piston thing working nicely :D
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#1048 [03:37] <Wug> gawd my hax are so 1337 sometimes
#1049 [03:37] <Wug> corrupted map fix, and server bug find.
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#1054 [04:21] <Sunka> Anyone on who knows how to mod the player skin?
#1055 [04:26] <Sunka> hello?
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#1057 [04:31] <Sunka> Hello?
#1058 [04:32] <|Kiikun|> you change the player skin on the minecraft.net preferences page
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#1060 [04:34] <Sunka> I tried that, but it renders a few pixels over, so the face wraps around the side of the head
#1061 [04:35] <Antej> Hey, my friend is getting an error saying "Could not create the virtual java machine" when he tries to start minecraft, can anyone help me with this? I've googled this problem but none of the fixes we've tried works...
#1062 [04:35] <|Kiikun|> theres a number of tools and web-based editors...
#1063 [04:35] <Sunka> I guess I'll check that out then
#1064 [04:36] <|Kiikun|> http://www.minershoes.com/
#1065 [04:36] <|Kiikun|> and *looks up the java downloadable one...*
#1066 [04:36] <|Kiikun|> Skin Edit: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/3796-skinedit-new-version-13-april-alpha-3-pre-7/
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#1070 [04:43] * Wug makes an smp mod:
#1070 [04:43] <Wug> redundancycraft: redundency edition of redundancy!
#1071 [04:43] <Wug> no more f*cking lost level.dat files here
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#1073 [04:44] <Dr1337mage> hi
#1074 [04:45] <Bazgracz> Hello, i have some problem. I buyed yesterday Minecraft, and all was good going. Transaction was ok, and there was that, that after 1 hour my account is going to be updated, but that was about 12 hours ago, so did i must wait longer for updateing my account?
#1075 [04:45] <Wug> Bazgracz: account name?
#1076 [04:46] <Bazgracz> bazgracz
#1077 [04:46] <Wug> !paid bazgracz
#1078 [04:46] <Bazgracz> or Bazgracz
#1079 [04:46] <Wug> did you buy a gift code instead by accident?
#1080 [04:46] <Bazgracz> hm, nope:P i buyed to the account
#1081 [04:47] <Bazgracz> no mail
#1082 [04:47] <Bazgracz> but money was taken from account
#1083 [04:47] <Wug> you can check your profile page at www.minecraft.net/profile/
#1084 [04:47] <Wug> check if you have an unused gift code
#1085 [04:48] <Bazgracz> i dont see anything, i only see that i can buy more codes and redeem code
#1086 [04:49] <Wug> wait longer then
#1087 [04:49] <Bazgracz> ok thanks for help
#1088 [04:49] <Dr1337mage> hi, my friend is having trouble viewing his item bar and health etc.
#1089 [04:50] <Wug> tell him to hit f1
#1090 [04:50] <Dr1337mage> thanks
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#1092 [05:00] <Sunka> I've been playing around with the player skin and it only renders a few pixels to the side. Is there a fix for this or do you think it's just my display?
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#1094 [05:02] <Turno> hello
#1095 [05:03] <Turno> can anyone help me?
#1096 [05:04] <lemon-rev> sunka, i dont know unless the skin is foobared in a way that minecraft cant see the rest of it
#1097 [05:04] <lemon-rev> turno wtf is up ?
#1098 [05:04] <Wug> * Turno has quit (Client Quit)
#1099 [05:04] <Wug> he has the patience of a sparrow
#1100 [05:04] <Wug> thats whats up
#1101 [05:04] <lemon-rev> oh shit happens, i got that quit message off
#1102 [05:05] <Bazgracz> hm, did i must get some mail to activate account? and this mail is going to my profile mail or mail with i payed?
#1103 [05:06] <Wug> goes to the email you used to pay with
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#1105 [05:08] <Bazgracz> thanks
#1106 [05:11] <lemon-rev> http://notch.tumblr.com/
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#1113 [05:37] <bobd0le> anyway to make minecraft lighter? i cant see anything at night
#1114 [05:43] <GreyVulpine> Not in the game, no
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#1116 [05:45] <bobd0le> blech
#1117 [05:46] <mib_xuft2v> the pixels can't load
#1118 [05:46] <bobd0le> im sure ive seen a screenshot of like a nightvision thing
#1119 [05:46] <bobd0le> or a fullbright
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#1121 [05:46] <GreyVulpine> If you go to your video settings in your operating system, you may be able to turn up the brightness of the whole system...
#1122 [05:47] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I just fixed a longstanding server bug :)
#1123 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> Oh?
#1124 [05:48] <Wug> mmhm
#1125 [05:48] <Wug> you know the horrible issues with corrupted maps spamming 'wrong location' forever?
#1126 [05:48] <Wug> :)
#1127 [05:49] <Wug> unfortunately the system in place is not perfect
#1128 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> mmhmm
#1129 [05:50] <Wug> and while I can recover 'wrong location' chunks, usually some chunks are still lost
#1130 [05:50] <Wug> I might modify the file format a bit
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#1132 [05:51] <Wug> add a flag in level.dat indicating that the world saved properly
#1133 [05:51] <Wug> thus allowing detection of a previous crash upon level load, and initiating some sort of level wide intensive chunk recovery thingie
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#1135 [05:53] <username> lskm
#1136 [05:54] <username> need help with my minecraft setup
#1137 [05:54] <username> ???
#1138 [05:54] <Wug> now I must leave for the night/day/morning/whatever
#1139 [05:54] <poobum> hello
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#1141 [05:55] <Angelo_> Guys
#1142 [05:55] <Angelo_> Does anyone know how to make wooden double doors with pressure plates?
#1143 [05:56] <lemon-rev> minecraft wiki
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#1145 [05:56] <lemon-rev> 6 planks, for doors, then 3 planks for your pressure pad
#1146 [05:56] <Angelo_> send me link
#1147 [05:56] <Angelo_> with wiki
#1148 [05:57] <lemon-rev> use google, dont be lazy
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#1151 [05:57] <Angelo_> You dont make any sense at all...
#1152 [05:57] <Angelo_> 6 planks, for doors, then 3 planks for your pressure pad
#1153 [05:57] <Angelo_> What?
#1154 [05:58] <madalynn> the pixels can't load...
#1155 [05:58] <lemon-rev> look it up,
#1156 [05:58] <lemon-rev> wood is what is turned to planks
#1157 [05:59] <lemon-rev> ??> angelo_ google
#1158 [05:59] <VoxelHead> angelo_: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#1159 [05:59] <Angelo_> Gee, no fucking shit.
#1160 [05:59] <lemon-rev> your a funny guy :P
#1161 [06:00] <Angelo_> Amazing.
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#1164 [06:08] <Angelo_> So nobody knows
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#1166 [06:14] <lemon-rev> angelo_ if you cant use google and the minecraft wiki then dont bother asking us
#1167 [06:14] <Angelo_> Its a minecraft help channel for a reason.
#1168 [06:14] <lemon-rev> not for stupidity
#1169 [06:14] <lemon-rev> you cut wood
#1170 [06:14] <lemon-rev> you re use wood in your inventory use slot change it to flank wood
#1171 [06:14] <lemon-rev> to planks of wood
#1172 [06:15] <lemon-rev> 6 wood 2 x 3 wood for doors
#1173 [06:15] <lemon-rev> 1 x 3 for pressure pads
#1174 [06:15] <lemon-rev> how stupid can you be
#1175 [06:17] <Angelo_> Wow you are a fucking dumbass
#1176 [06:17] <Angelo_> you have no fucking concept
#1177 [06:17] <Angelo_> of what i mean
#1178 [06:17] <Angelo_> try putting two doors down, with two pressure plates infront of it
#1179 [06:17] <Angelo_> and see what fucking happens
#1180 [06:17] <Angelo_> You retard.
#1181 [06:18] <lemon-rev> they open
#1182 [06:18] <lemon-rev> lol
#1183 [06:18] <lemon-rev> and not two in front of 1 door
#1184 [06:18] <lemon-rev> that would be stupid
#1185 [06:18] <Angelo_> NOT TWO INFRONT OF 1 DOOR
#1186 [06:19] <Angelo_> 2 DOORS
#1187 [06:19] <Angelo_> CAN YOU READ
#1188 [06:19] <lemon-rev> lol
#1189 [06:19] <Angelo_> YOU ARE SO DUMB.
#1190 [06:19] <lemon-rev> im having fun with this
#1191 [06:19] <lemon-rev> so
#1192 [06:19] <lemon-rev> what are you trying to do with the doors make them so they dont work with pressure pads ?
#1193 [06:20] <Angelo_> So stupid.
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#1199 [06:46] <zanekade> hi, i've just bought minecraft and am having trouble installing. I installed the file to downloads and then when I clicked on the minecraft file to run I could only open - no "run" option was available what do we do??
#1200 [06:48] <zanekade> hello, is anyone there to help???
#1201 [06:49] <lemon-rev> no, why whos help
#1202 [06:49] <zanekade> HI lemon-rev, can u help me with an installation
#1203 [06:51] <lemon-rev> hm, what type of installation ?
#1204 [06:53] <zanekade> minecraft. we bought online, then logged into the minecraft site, then clicked on the link to install. The file downloaded (saved to downloads) and then when I clicked on the file to "run", the run option was not available. The only option was to open the file with a selection of programmes, such as Adobe, Windows Media player etc .
#1205 [06:54] <lemon-rev> ok
#1206 [06:54] <lemon-rev> select the minecraft thing you downloaded make sure its highlighted and press f2 to rename it
#1207 [06:54] <lemon-rev> put a .exe < at the end of the file and try to launch the exe then
#1208 [06:55] <zanekade> ok , will give this a go.
#1209 [07:06] <lemon-rev> zanekade ?
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#1211 [07:09] <Unimatrix0> Hey guys, I'm having trouble purchasing minecraft
#1212 [07:10] <severance> define 'trouble'
#1213 [07:11] <Unimatrix0> I keep getting this error, no matter what method of payment I select.
#1214 [07:11] <Unimatrix0> Cookies are required in order to continue with your payment. Please enable cookies by changing your browser's Preferences/Options. If you have a third-party cookie manager or option you will have to configure it to allow cookies from our payment provider 'Moneybookers' in order to pay.
#1215 [07:11] <Unimatrix0> Cookies *are* enabled btw.
#1216 [07:12] <lemon-rev> have you tryed another broswer ?
#1217 [07:12] <severance> ^
#1218 [07:13] <Unimatrix0> I've tried the latest versions of chrome-dev and firefox
#1219 [07:13] <lemon-rev> what type of card are you useing to pay for minecraft ?
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#1221 [07:13] <Unimatrix0> How is that relevent?
#1222 [07:14] <lemon-rev> well it can sometimes say that maybe the card isnt being processed on line
#1223 [07:14] <lemon-rev> because of the type
#1224 [07:14] <severance> try different browser (maybe opera)
#1225 [07:14] <severance> if still doesnt work try different payment method
#1226 [07:14] <severance> paypal or something
#1227 [07:14] <Unimatrix0> I already told you though, that it doesn't matter what method of payment I select.
#1228 [07:15] <lemon-rev> then its either the card type or broswer
#1229 [07:15] <Unimatrix0> ...
#1230 [07:15] <severance> or something funny
#1231 [07:15] <Unimatrix0> how could it be related to either
#1232 [07:15] <severance> like malware screwing with cookies
#1233 [07:15] <severance> or sth
#1234 [07:16] <Unimatrix0> it doesn't matter what method of payment I select
#1235 [07:16] <severance> Unimatrix0 what OS ?
#1236 [07:16] <Unimatrix0> OS X 10.7
#1237 [07:16] <lemon-rev> Unimatrix0 sounds like you dont wish to tell us because you think well hack you which we wont or cant
#1238 [07:16] <Unimatrix0> no, i just think you're an idiot
#1239 [07:16] <severance> !!> Unimatrix0 attitude
#1240 [07:16] <severance> ??> Unimatrix0 attitude
#1241 [07:16] <VoxelHead> Unimatrix0: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1242 [07:16] <lemon-rev> ho hum
#1243 [07:16] <VoxelHead> Unimatrix0: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1244 [07:16] <rodimuz> anyone try the aether mod?
#1245 [07:17] <Unimatrix0> *shrug* VoxelHead, It's a reasonable assumption
#1246 [07:17] <Unimatrix0> I clearly indicated it's independant of browser or payment method choice
#1247 [07:17] <Unimatrix0> and he's decided to tell me that both of those are my problem
#1248 [07:17] <Unimatrix0> What other assumption should I make about his intelligence?
#1249 [07:18] <severance> look, right now you have proven that *your* intelligence is insufficient to solve your little problem
#1250 [07:18] <Unimatrix0> severance, I don't think it's malware, I haven't had any other issues of this type
#1251 [07:18] <lemon-rev> you havent stated that the card would work online / in anycase moneybrokers if they are accepting moneys for minecraft then they could have a problem there way and presently down,
#1252 [07:19] <rodimuz> ~paid Unimatrix0
#1253 [07:19] <rodimuz> how you do that?
#1254 [07:19] <severance> ! instead of ~
#1255 [07:19] <rodimuz> 1paid Unimatrix0
#1256 [07:19] <lemon-rev> rodimuz its !paid but the username doesnt have to be a nick they use for this channel
#1257 [07:19] <severance> exactly
#1258 [07:20] <rodimuz> o ya frgot >_>
#1259 [07:20] <Unimatrix0> well then, if the problem is on moneybrokers end, then clearly there's nothing I'm doing wrong
#1260 [07:20] <severance> maybe your network setup
#1261 [07:20] <lemon-rev> correct
#1262 [07:21] <severance> were you able to use any of payment methods on any other website ?
#1263 [07:21] <rodimuz> i need to buy minecraft and stop playing classic D:
#1264 [07:21] <mermi> hey all together i've a problem! if i would like to updating mincraft, this appears: Fatal error occured (5): null Extracting: macosx_natives.jar.Izma to macosx_native.jar what should i do?
#1265 [07:21] <GreyVulpine> Unimatrix0 - Have you tried Paypal? Or the DIBs credit card system? Moneybookers is one of several payment methods Mojang provides
#1266 [07:21] <Unimatrix0> severance, i have no problems on any other websites
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#1268 [07:21] <GreyVulpine> Unimatrix0 - Have you used Moneybookers before?
#1269 [07:21] <Unimatrix0> GreyVulpine, it wont redirect me anywhere to pay
#1270 [07:21] <GreyVulpine> Unimatrix0 - Really..
#1271 [07:21] <Unimatrix0> it gives me that error before even asking for card numbers/paypal login, etc.
#1272 [07:22] <severance> you're doing something wrong, mermi
#1273 [07:22] <mermi> yes but what?
#1274 [07:22] <severance> what action exactly causes that error ?
#1275 [07:22] <GreyVulpine> Works just fine for me. Redirects me to paypal, and the credit card system..
#1276 [07:22] <GreyVulpine> What country are you trying this from?
#1277 [07:22] <Unimatrix0> GreyVulpine, what os/browser?
#1278 [07:22] <Unimatrix0> GreyVulpine, Israel
#1279 [07:22] <GreyVulpine> Firefox, and opera.
#1280 [07:23] <Unimatrix0> latest firefox?
#1281 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1282 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> Redirects me to paypal if I select Israel as well
#1283 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> Might be your browser
#1284 [07:24] <severance> maybe disabled javascript
#1285 [07:24] <severance> just a guess
#1286 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> well, i tried in latest firefox
#1287 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> nope, javascript is enabled
#1288 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> maybe OS realated?
#1289 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> *related
#1290 [07:24] <severance> umm
#1291 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> What OS are you on?
#1292 [07:24] <severance> prolly not
#1293 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> OS X 10.7
#1294 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> Shouldn't really matter. A browser is a browser.
#1295 [07:24] <Unimatrix0> it does seem to have some quirks not yet ironed out
#1296 [07:25] <GreyVulpine> Got access to another computer?
#1297 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> "should" being the operative word
#1298 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> not at the moment
#1299 [07:25] <mermi> when i star minecraf appears: new update aviable would you like to update. then i click the "yes" button and then appear this
#1300 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> although I can try in a VM
#1301 [07:25] <GreyVulpine> parallels?
#1302 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> virtual box
#1303 [07:25] <GreyVulpine> Worth a shot, I suppose.
#1304 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> oh, i could boot camp also
#1305 [07:25] <severance> try...
#1306 [07:25] <Unimatrix0> i'll try virtualbox first though
#1307 [07:26] <Unimatrix0> see if Server 2008 R2 works ;)
#1308 [07:28] <mermi> can you help me?
#1309 [07:28] <severance> ??> mermi mac/reinst
#1310 [07:28] <VoxelHead> mermi: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1311 [07:28] <VoxelHead> mermi: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1313 [07:30] <Unimatrix0> welp
#1314 [07:30] <Unimatrix0> worked on S2K8R2
#1315 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> Well then
#1316 [07:31] <mermi> ha it works thank you!!!
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#1318 [07:31] <Unimatrix0> looks like it's a Lion issue
#1319 [07:31] <Unimatrix0> which isn't really too surprising
#1320 [07:31] <GreyVulpine> We've seen a number of Lion issues, but never one for purchasing minecraft before..
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#1323 [07:35] <mohawk> hi im sam i just downloaded a minecraft texture pack and i wanted to see how awsome it looked but then BAM! Minecraft doesent work any more!
#1324 [07:35] <mohawk> Please help
#1325 [07:35] <GreyVulpine> Delete it?
#1326 [07:35] <severance> mohawk what OS
#1327 [07:35] <mohawk> sorry i dont speak computer whats OS?
#1328 [07:35] <lemon-rev> ??> mohawk win/reinst
#1329 [07:35] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1330 [07:35] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1331 [07:35] <severance> operating system
#1332 [07:35] <severance> well, that, basically ^
#1333 [07:36] <lemon-rev> lol
#1334 [07:36] <lemon-rev> :P
#1335 [07:37] <mohawk> will that just wipe all my data though?
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#1337 [07:37] <lemon-rev> not if you keep the save folder
#1338 [07:37] <severance> it will wipe mods, packs etc
#1339 [07:37] <lemon-rev> correct
#1340 [07:37] <lemon-rev> ^^
#1341 [07:38] <mohawk> :D ok ill do just that then thanks a lot guys
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#1344 [07:44] <mohawk> :/ oh euh wait a sec... What is the save folder again?
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#1346 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> Contains all your single player worlds
#1347 [07:45] <mohawk> Please help
#1348 [07:45] <_Pirate_> Hey I need help too D:
#1349 [07:45] <_Pirate_> People connect to me and fall down the void and disconect end of stream.
#1350 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Make sure the server isn't being filtered through an overzealous firewall
#1351 [07:46] <mohawk> yeah but where is it located? (im a bit of a noob when it comes to computers)
#1352 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> Configure it if need be
#1353 [07:46] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - What operating system are you on?
#1354 [07:46] <_Pirate_> Alright let me check my Firewall.
#1355 [07:47] <mohawk> Windows
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#1357 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> Go to your start menu, in the search bar or Run command, type in: %appdata%
#1358 [07:47] <GreyVulpine> There, you'll find the .minecraft folder. Delete the texturepacks folder.
#1359 [07:48] <_Pirate_> GreyVulpine I need to turn my Firewall off or something?
#1360 [07:48] <severance> ??> mohawk win/reinst
#1361 [07:48] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1362 [07:48] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1363 [07:48] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - I don't know? You could try turning it off to test, in case it is the firewall
#1364 [07:48] <severance> READ
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#1366 [07:50] <_Pirate_> GreyVulpine I turned firewall of and it seem to work fine, thanks!
#1367 [07:50] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#1368 [07:51] <hipy> Hi, i have a circle of water arround my castle
#1369 [07:51] <hipy> but i keep getting squid in them
#1370 [07:51] <_Pirate_> Ah people keep End of Steaming again..
#1371 [07:51] <hipy> its only 1 block deep
#1372 [07:52] <_Pirate_> Didnot work for that long.
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#1374 [07:52] <bertisimo> ich habe ein problem
#1375 [07:52] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Then check your security software, make sure there's no network protection that's still on. If that doesn't work, check your Network Card, update the drivers for it.
#1376 [07:53] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Also try a fresh install of the server, see if it still does it with a new world.
#1377 [07:53] <_Pirate_> Everything seems fine..
#1378 [07:53] <_Pirate_> I did it just now.
#1379 [07:55] <_Pirate_> Any clues?
#1380 [07:56] <GreyVulpine> Sorry? What did you try?
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#1382 [07:57] <mohawk> hi i would like to know were the save folder is? Please help!!!
#1383 [07:57] <_Pirate_> I dissabled all running programs and my Firewall.
#1384 [07:58] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Did you go to %appdata% using your start menu's search bar/run command?
#1385 [07:58] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Try looking for updated drivers for your network card then
#1386 [07:58] <mohawk> oh no soz ill do that
#1387 [07:58] <_Pirate_> Ok.
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#1389 [08:00] <mohawk> GreyVulpine what do i do with the save folder?
#1390 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> That's up to you
#1391 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> If you want to get minecraft working again, try deleting the texturepacks folder inside .minecraft
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#1393 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> That'll remove the offending texture pack that was put in
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#1396 [08:01] <Thecow> hi err at the minute if i try to join any server it says logging in... but then it says end of stream what should i do?
#1397 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> Try a different server? Does it do this on all servers?
#1398 [08:02] <mohawk> GreyVulpine ive done that,still same prob
#1399 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> Could you try: smp.shadow-craft.net?
#1400 [08:02] <Thecow> i think so i have tryed it on at least 3
#1401 [08:02] <Thecow> ok brb
#1402 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Was it an HD texture pack?
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#1404 [08:02] <mohawk> Yep
#1405 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> That would be why
#1406 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> Try deleting all the folders in .minecraft except for saves
#1407 [08:03] <Thecow> no, i dosent?
#1408 [08:03] <mohawk> ahh well bloody hells bells
#1409 [08:03] <Zweet> Know this is totaly offtopic, but could anyone help me with Samba?
#1410 [08:03] <mohawk> ok
#1411 [08:03] <Thecow> what is wrong with those servers then?
#1412 [08:03] <GreyVulpine> Zweet - Totally not the place for samba help
#1413 [08:03] <GreyVulpine> Thecow - No idea
#1414 [08:03] <Thecow> :/
#1415 [08:03] <GreyVulpine> Zweet - Try freenode? They might have a help channel for you
#1416 [08:04] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, there's a #samba channel at irc.freenode.net
#1417 [08:04] <Morrolan> There is.
#1418 [08:04] <Morrolan> Oh, too late.
#1419 [08:05] <Thecow> can you try this IP please? see what it does for you
#1420 [08:05] <Thecow> mc.we-craft.info
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#1422 [08:05] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Though at first I thought he wanted help regarding Samba as a dance. ^^
#1423 [08:05] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1423 [08:05] <Morrolan> !check mc.we-craft.info
#1424 [08:05] <Thecow> ok...
#1425 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> Hold on
#1426 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> Trying it...
#1427 [08:06] <Thecow> ok
#1428 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> Not letting me in
#1429 [08:06] <Morrolan> Stuck at logging in.
#1430 [08:06] <Thecow> :/
#1431 [08:06] <Thecow> me too
#1432 [08:06] <Zweet> Gray tnx ;)
#1433 [08:06] <Thecow> brb
#1434 [08:06] <mohawk> GreyVulpine god i cant delete "texture packs" or "bin"
#1435 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Close down minecraft?
#1436 [08:06] <mohawk> ok
#1437 [08:06] <Thecow> mc.we-craft.info
#1438 [08:06] <GreyVulpine> Then try again
#1439 [08:07] <Thecow> thats definetly it from the site
#1440 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> And it's definitely got some issues...
#1441 [08:07] <Thecow> i suppose it will be back on soon.
#1442 [08:07] <Morrolan> Thecow: Well, there is a server running there it seems, it just somehow has issues with verifying your (our) nickname.
#1443 [08:08] <Thecow> in english please?
#1444 [08:08] <Thecow> morrolan
#1445 [08:08] <mohawk> GreyVulpine Well F*** me! IT JUST WORKED!!!
#1446 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> The server has issues. Nothing you can do on your end.
#1447 [08:08] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Indeed.
#1448 [08:08] <mohawk> I love you man
#1449 [08:08] <Thecow> ok
#1450 [08:08] <Thecow> Thanks Anyway!
#1451 [08:08] <Thecow> Bye!
#1452 [08:08] <mohawk> OMG THANKS
#1453 [08:09] <Morrolan> Well, when you connect to a server the server verifies your nickname with the Mojang account database. It seems that is has issues doing this.
#1454 [08:09] <mohawk> AND I AM OUTTA HERE
#1455 [08:09] <Morrolan> o/
#1456 [08:09] <GreyVulpine> Oi
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#1458 [08:10] <_Pirate_> Hey I am back, 1 of my people told me he gets this error : nternal exception: java.net.socketException: software caused connection abort: recv failed
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#1461 [08:10] <_Pirate_> Some kind of software caused the connection to abort, what is it?
#1462 [08:10] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Try creating an entirely new server, don't use any of the old files?
#1463 [08:10] <_Pirate_> hmm ok.. D:
#1464 [08:11] <frogonia> i made a server on my mac how do i get factions on it
#1465 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Could be any number of issues, from a corrupt map, or corrupt player data, or a network issue..
#1466 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Factions?
#1467 [08:11] <frogonia> what should i do
#1468 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
#1469 [08:11] <frogonia> yes
#1470 [08:11] <frogonia> do you know what factions are
#1471 [08:12] <frogonia> what do you mean by elabourate
#1472 [08:12] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, I can guess that you want a custom bukkit server, that's running a plugin that'll give you additional functionality that's not found in the vanilla server software
#1473 [08:12] <GreyVulpine> If you tell us exactly what type of functionality, I can possibly look up the plugin you'll need?/
#1474 [08:13] <_Pirate_> I cant seem to get it working :(
#1475 [08:13] <frogonia> like how you get the start up message when you log on and how you can get factions put on it
#1476 [08:13] <_Pirate_> GreyVulpine maybe you try to log into my server and see whats the problem? 79.178.200.230
#1477 [08:14] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - You'll need to install "Bukkit", a custom modded beta server. Along with that, you'll probably need to install some sort of "Faction" plugin for it, like: http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/sec-fun-factions-1-4-5-guilds-war-and-user-controlled-antigrief-1000.19063/
#1478 [08:14] <_Pirate_> !check 79.178.200.230
#1479 [08:14] <frogonia> ok
#1480 [08:15] <GreyVulpine> Beyond that, you'll want to direct bukkit questions to #bukkit
#1481 [08:15] <GreyVulpine> That server works for me _Pirate_
#1482 [08:15] <_Pirate_> Just wait..
#1483 [08:15] <GreyVulpine> Bit slow on the loading, but alright
#1484 [08:15] <_Pirate_> Try to kill some Animals and such.
#1485 [08:16] <_Pirate_> My friends keep on End of Streaming
#1486 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> Something's telling me your upload speed's lacking
#1487 [08:16] <Morrolan> frogonia: http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/sec-fun-factions-1-4-5-guilds-war-and-user-controlled-antigrief-1000.19063/ <- Follow the instructions in this thread to install factions.
#1488 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> Can you do a speedtest at speedtest.net?
#1489 [08:16] * GreyVulpine pokes Morrolan.
#1489 [08:16] <_Pirate_> Yes. but btw my server worked fine for about 2 weeks now.
#1490 [08:16] * Morrolan whinces
#1490 [08:16] <GreyVulpine> And I just timed out _Pirate_.
#1491 [08:17] <Morrolan> Sorry, didn't see it at first. ;)
#1492 [08:17] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - I think your server's down now
#1493 [08:17] <Morrolan> wait, and there is an 'h' too much in my /me statement. :(
#1494 [08:18] <_Pirate_> I got 15 MB of speed, and now it says 3 MB and 160 ping to my city
#1495 [08:18] <_Pirate_> What the heck???
#1496 [08:18] <GreyVulpine> More concerned about your upload bandwidth.
#1497 [08:18] <_Pirate_> It ussualy happens on week ends, my connection is going crazy.
#1498 [08:18] <tyteen4a03> you sure it's 3MB not 3Mb?
#1499 [08:19] <_Pirate_> 3 Mbps.
#1500 [08:19] <GreyVulpine> What's your upload bandwidth?
#1501 [08:20] <_Pirate_> Let me get you a link ok
#1502 [08:20] <_Pirate_> Uh now it seems fine!
#1503 [08:20] <_Pirate_> 24 ping, 15 MB , 0.70 upload.
#1504 [08:20] <GreyVulpine> .7 ?
#1505 [08:20] <_Pirate_> Yes, my country fails for upload speed.
#1506 [08:20] <_Pirate_> But I am going to raise it next week.
#1507 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that might be the reason why your server's choking.
#1508 [08:21] <_Pirate_> No
#1509 [08:21] <_Pirate_> No way
#1510 [08:21] <_Pirate_> This week I had 6 people on server at once
#1511 [08:21] <_Pirate_> Just small teleports..
#1512 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> Latency and bandwidth are two different things
#1513 [08:21] <_Pirate_> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420077386.png
#1514 [08:21] <_Pirate_> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420077386.png
#1515 [08:21] <_Pirate_> Umm cant link?
#1516 [08:21] <_Pirate_> Oh there we go.
#1517 [08:21] <Morrolan> We did get it. ,)
#1518 [08:21] <GreyVulpine> I can see the link
#1519 [08:22] <_Pirate_> Sorry P:
#1520 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, you're not going to host more than a couple people on that upload.
#1521 [08:22] <_Pirate_> Yes I know.
#1522 [08:22] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft's server requires a significant chunk of speed per person. roughly about 100K/sec, per person.
#1523 [08:22] <_Pirate_> Because of that I am geting it up for 5 MB :P
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#1525 [08:23] <_Pirate_> But, how did it run few days ago?
#1526 [08:23] <_Pirate_> It was just excelent.
#1527 [08:23] <ferdinand> hello!
#1528 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> Saturated pipe? Maybe your ISP oversold the area?
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#1530 [08:23] <ferdinand> can anyone help me?
#1531 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> Maybe they dropped the speed on ya?
#1532 [08:23] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - With?
#1533 [08:23] <_Pirate_> As I said, this ussualy happens by week ends.
#1534 [08:24] <ferdinand> I have some problems with starting the game
#1535 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - They could have oversold your area, common practice with ISPs.
#1536 [08:24] <ferdinand> If i start minecraft, ik directly crashes after loading.
#1537 [08:24] <ferdinand> It*
#1538 [08:24] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - With weekends, more people are home, on their computers. The local residential hub may be overloaded.
#1539 [08:24] <ferdinand> and gives a note on my dekstop
#1540 [08:24] <ferdinand> any advice?
#1541 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Could you copy the entire note's contents, paste it at www.pastebin.com, press submit, and give us the address to it?
#1542 [08:25] <_Pirate_> Yes I agree GreyVulpine , so the only way to solve it is to get my upload high?
#1543 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> _Pirate_ - Yes
#1544 [08:25] <ferdinand> adress?
#1545 [08:25] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Yes, website address.
#1546 [08:25] <ferdinand> to?
#1547 [08:25] <ferdinand> wait
#1548 [08:27] <ferdinand> http://mibpaste.com/49s4XV
#1549 [08:27] <ferdinand> think this is it
#1550 [08:27] <GreyVulpine> Indeed it is.
#1551 [08:28] <frogonia> ive followed the instructions on the website and nothing happened
#1552 [08:28] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Please go here, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx ---- use the link below "Automatically Detect and Install"
#1553 [08:28] <ferdinand> ok
#1554 [08:28] <frogonia> for installing factions
#1555 [08:29] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Are you running bukkit?
#1556 [08:29] <ferdinand> what does it do?
#1557 [08:29] <frogonia> i dont know what bukkit is
#1558 [08:29] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - It'll update your video drivers
#1559 [08:30] <_Pirate_> Okay thanks for the advice GreyVulpine, I will wait for tommorow and see what happens and probaly raise up my upload for about 5 MB
#1560 [08:30] <ferdinand> and then it will run minecraft?
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#1562 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - Again, bukkit is a custom modded server that's needed to run custom plugins, like your factions.
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#1564 [08:30] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Hopefully, yes
#1565 [08:30] <frogonia> so how do i get bukkit
#1566 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> http://wiki.bukkit.org/Setting_up_a_server
#1567 [08:31] <MrJJLand> i need continual help with information i was given yesturday about fixing my video card driver, which is bad. i was givin this to do. MrJJLand: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save
#1568 [08:31] <frogonia> thanks
#1569 [08:31] <ferdinand> It says that it can't find my OS or product :S
#1570 [08:31] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - By any chance, are you on a Toshiba C660 laptop?
#1571 [08:31] <ferdinand> I am on a Toshiba
#1572 [08:32] <MrJJLand> (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1573 [08:32] <ferdinand> Don't know if it's a c660 One
#1574 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - Those instructions are meant to provide us with a dxdiag report.
#1575 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - It doesn't actually fix your problem.
#1576 [08:32] <MrJJLand> ok, i put them onto pastbin like told
#1577 [08:32] <MrJJLand> so what do i do with the data it gave me at pastebin?
#1578 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - Did you provide the helper with the link?
#1579 [08:32] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Could you find out?
#1580 [08:33] <ferdinand> how
#1581 [08:33] <ferdinand> it is a Toshiba
#1582 [08:33] <MrJJLand> umm, im not sure, i did the dxdiag on run search
#1583 [08:33] <MrJJLand> it gave me a lua code
#1584 [08:33] <MrJJLand> which i pasted onto pastebin and gave me this
#1585 [08:33] <MrJJLand> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 8/6/2011, 08:26:29 Machine name: POLIVKA-PC Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.110408-1631) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: MSI System Model: MS-7599
#1586 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - You were supposed to paste that at pastebin.com, press the submit button, then copy the web address at the top of the browser, giving the helper that
#1587 [08:34] <ferdinand> GreyVulpine It only says that it's a Toshiba one.
#1588 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> Not pasting the entire dxdiag report here
#1589 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Please provide me with your email address.
#1590 [08:34] <ferdinand> why?
#1591 [08:34] <MrJJLand> what link?
#1592 [08:34] <GreyVulpine> So I can email you directions
#1593 [08:35] <ferdinand> Can i
#1594 [08:35] <ferdinand> send it in private?
#1595 [08:35] <MrJJLand> i did paste that to pastebin
#1596 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - After pasting the report in the textbox at pastebin.com, did you press the submit button?
#1597 [08:35] <MrJJLand> i havent got a link from it
#1598 [08:35] <MrJJLand> yes
#1599 [08:35] <MrJJLand> it gave me another lua code
#1600 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - Please then look up at the top of your browser, what is the address there?
#1601 [08:35] <MrJJLand> http://pastebin.com/AnHKMS2V
#1602 [08:35] <MrJJLand> that it?
#1603 [08:35] <GreyVulpine> Thank you.
#1604 [08:35] <MrJJLand> ok wasnt sure
#1605 [08:36] <frogonia> whats ment to happen when install bukkit
#1606 [08:36] <ferdinand> frogonia
#1607 [08:36] <frogonia> yes
#1608 [08:36] <ferdinand> What is your problem?
#1609 [08:36] <ferdinand> Maybe I can help
#1610 [08:36] <frogonia> wwant to put factions on my server
#1611 [08:36] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - You are running NVIDIA GeForce 8400 GS, on Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit. You'll want to download and install the drivers from: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-64bit-275.33-whql-driver.html
#1612 [08:37] <ferdinand> factions = plugins?
#1613 [08:37] <ferdinand> like mods?
#1614 [08:37] <ferdinand> GreyVulpine
#1615 [08:37] <MrJJLand> ok so i download this and it should allow the video card driver to be good?
#1616 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - Yes
#1617 [08:37] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - yes?
#1618 [08:37] <MrJJLand> ok ill try
#1619 [08:38] <ferdinand> What do i do now?
#1620 [08:38] <MrJJLand> thank you
#1621 [08:38] <frogonia> no like when people come on they can start up there own faction or join one
#1622 [08:38] <Morrolan> ferdinand: Is your bukkit server already running?
#1623 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Please PM me your email address. /msg GreyVulpine
#1624 [08:38] <GreyVulpine> He doesn't know what bukkit is
#1625 [08:38] <Morrolan> Ow, sorry, wrong guy.
#1626 [08:39] <ferdinand> i know what bukkit is
#1627 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> The other guy.
#1628 [08:39] <ferdinand> i got server on my other computer
#1629 [08:39] <ferdinand> got my e-mail?
#1630 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Did you download the server from minecraft.net?>
#1631 [08:39] <ferdinand> yes
#1632 [08:39] <GreyVulpine> That is the original, unmodded server. It does not have the capability to run factions
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#1634 [08:40] <ferdinand> I don't have that problem
#1635 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> Bukkit, is a third-party custom server, that's modded.
#1636 [08:40] <Morrolan> Isn't ferdinand the one with the toshiba laptop?
#1637 [08:40] <MrJJLand> so wait greyvulpine, what does this download do exactly?
#1638 [08:40] <Morrolan> ferdinand*
#1639 [08:40] <ferdinand> yeah
#1640 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1641 [08:40] <ferdinand> sometimes i do have bukkit
#1642 [08:40] <ferdinand> because i want to worldedit plugin
#1643 [08:40] <frogonia> can someone go onto my server to see what i need to do to improve it
#1644 [08:40] <frogonia> its 192.168.o.10
#1645 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> frogonia - You'll need to install bukkit, instead of the server from minecraft.net
#1646 [08:40] <ferdinand> greyvulpine
#1647 [08:40] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand- One moment
#1648 [08:40] <ferdinand> ok
#1649 [08:41] <Sin|Away> frogonia that's not a public IP
#1650 [08:41] <ferdinand> you need to join with hamachi i think
#1651 [08:41] <GreyVulpine> ferdinand - Email sent
#1652 [08:41] <Sin|Away> frogonia it's only accessible to people connected to your home network
#1653 [08:41] <ferdinand> thanks
#1654 [08:41] <ferdinand> we can join, but you first have to port-forward
#1655 [08:41] <Sin|Away> and frogonia, we don't provide building suggestions here, try in #minecraft
#1656 [08:42] <Sin|Away> oh if you're installing bukkit, try #bukkit
#1657 [08:43] <ferdinand> thank you GreyVulpine :)
#1658 [08:43] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing, g'luck
#1659 [08:43] <MrJJLand> greyvulpine what does the download you sent do?
#1660 [08:43] <Morrolan> It updates your videodriver.
#1661 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> MrJJLand - It'll update your video dr...
#1662 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#1663 [08:44] <MrJJLand> ok
#1664 [08:44] <MrJJLand> thanks
#1665 [08:44] <Sinistrahd> hi Morrolan, GreyVulpine
#1666 [08:44] <GreyVulpine> \o
#1667 [08:44] <Morrolan> o\
#1668 [08:44] <Morrolan> ugh
#1669 [08:44] <Morrolan> o/*
#1670 [08:45] <Sinistrahd> lol you scratched your head
#1671 [08:45] <Morrolan> Hehe :D
#1672 [08:45] <Morrolan> Also, I miss the /slap command. :(
#1673 [08:45] <Morrolan> Lucky VoxelHead. ;)
#1674 [08:45] <Sinistrahd> from mIRC?
#1675 [08:45] <Morrolan> Nah, from HydraIRC. It had some great slap messages.
#1676 [08:45] <Sinistrahd> it's easy to re-add it in the script editor
#1677 [08:45] <Sinistrahd> ah
#1678 [08:46] <Morrolan> Anyway, using KVIRC now, so shouldn't be too hard to add it.
#1679 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> HydraIRC had slap?
#1680 [08:46] <Morrolan> Yep. :D
#1681 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> Man, when I used it, it didn't have crap..
#1682 [08:46] <Sinistrahd> I "grew up" on mIRC and sysreset
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#1684 [08:46] <Morro|Hydra> Some awesome messages actually.
#1685 [08:46] <GreyVulpine> Heh, I'm still using mIRC
#1686 [08:46] <Morro|Hydra> And one which was advertising.
#1687 [08:46] * Morro|Hydra dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at VoxelHead
#1687 [08:47] * Morro|Hydra instructs a pet piranha to munch on VoxelHead's shoulder blades
#1687 [08:47] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine me too
#1688 [08:47] <Morro|Hydra> Anywho
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#1690 [08:47] <Sinistrahd> did anyone from #risucraft ever say if they wanted us to link to their accepted webchat plugin?
#1691 [08:47] <Morrolan> mIRC? Well, I'd either have to pay for it (what I don't want) or I'd have to pirate it, what I don't want either.
#1692 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> Sinistrahd - *shrug*
#1693 [08:48] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: No idea, and I don't care either. I'll just tell mibbit people looking for modhelp to use the esper webchat.
#1694 [08:48] <GreyVulpine> I've sent off an email to mollstam to change our link to the esper webchat
#1695 [08:48] <Sinistrahd> I paid for it back in 2001ish when I first got it in the navy but since the navy didn't forward my emails after I finished my active service even though I filled out the sheet for them to do it, I no longer have a legit version
#1696 [08:49] <GreyVulpine> Hopefully will cut down on the mib_ names as well
#1697 [08:49] <Morrolan> Yep.
#1698 [08:50] <Sinistrahd> we'll just have more "HELPME!"s and "NEEDSHELP"s and "HERPADERP"s
#1699 [08:50] <Morrolan> Much easier not to mess up than mib_fslgf7 and mib_798sdfjk though, Sinistrahd ;)
#1700 [08:50] <Sinistrahd> true
#1701 [08:50] <Sinistrahd> also: shhh, you'll wake the sleeping mibbit!
#1702 [08:51] <ferdinand> greyvulpine
#1703 [08:51] <ferdinand> still have problems
#1704 [08:51] <ferdinand> with that "have disk" thing
#1705 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> Hmm?
#1706 [08:52] <ferdinand> Don't really understand that part
#1707 [08:52] <GreyVulpine> Did you go to your Device manager?
#1708 [08:53] <ferdinand> yes
#1709 [08:53] <GreyVulpine> Right clicked on Intel HD graphics under the display adapter heading, chose Update driver?
#1710 [08:53] <ferdinand> yes
#1711 [08:53] <ferdinand> then choose from a list
#1712 [08:54] <GreyVulpine> One sec..
#1713 [08:54] <ferdinand> ok
#1714 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> Do you not see a "have disk" button after choosing "Let me pick from a list"?
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#1716 [08:55] <ferdinand> below the options you can choose from?
#1717 [08:55] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1718 [08:55] <ferdinand> yes
#1719 [08:56] <ferdinand> and then?
#1720 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> Alright..
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#1722 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> "Browse" to the folder where you unzipped the drivers you downloaded earlier
#1723 [08:56] <ferdinand> ooh i see
#1724 [08:56] <ferdinand> thank you again
#1725 [08:56] <ferdinand> ...
#1726 [08:56] <travisHAZE> So I've been unable to find information on why attempting to run MineCraft in browser leaves me with a blank screen
#1727 [08:56] <GreyVulpine> travisHAZE - Any mods?
#1728 [08:57] <travisHAZE> First time trying to run the game
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#1730 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Ah, then first inclination, java problem, or video card driver problem
#1731 [08:57] <GreyVulpine> Try uninstalling/reinstalling java, and updating your video drivers
#1732 [08:57] <travisHAZE> I'm on Linux, I have the slightest idea where to start with my xorg
#1733 [08:58] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, what distro of *nix?
#1734 [08:58] <travisHAZE> Ubuntu Natty
#1735 [08:58] <GreyVulpine> Head to your terminal, check: java -verison
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#1737 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> er, version even
#1738 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> Make sure java is installed.
#1739 [08:59] <travisHAZE> java version "1.6.0_22" OpenJDK Runtime Environment (IcedTea6 1.10.2) (6b22-1.10.2-0ubuntu1~11.04.1) OpenJDK Client VM (build 20.0-b11, mixed mode, sharing)
#1740 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, OpenJDK.
#1741 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> Try installing sun java. sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre
#1742 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> Afterwards, switch to it using:
#1743 [09:00] <GreyVulpine> sudo update-alternatives --config java
#1744 [09:00] <travisHAZE> sudo apt-get install sun-java6-jre [sudo] password for travis: Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done Package sun-java6-jre is not available, but is referred to by another package. This may mean that the package is missing, has been obsoleted, or is only available from another source E: Package 'sun-j
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#1746 [09:01] * GreyVulpine sighs
#1746 [09:01] <travisHAZE> Gist, it's not in my repositories
#1747 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, you may need to enable the multiverse repo in your software center
#1748 [09:01] <GreyVulpine> Unfortunately, I have no GUI ubuntu experience..
#1749 [09:02] <travisHAZE> That's fine
#1750 [09:02] <travisHAZE> I've got enough experience to know what I can and can't do
#1751 [09:02] <travisHAZE> xorg I'm screwed with, and I know it
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#1755 [09:06] <travisHAZE> Hmm all the standard Ubuntu Repositories are active
#1756 [09:06] <travisHAZE> What about using Java from (http://www.java.com/en/download/linux_manual.jsp?locale=en)
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#1759 [09:08] <Henning2000> Hi there
#1760 [09:10] <Henning2000> can anybody help me in a problem with a black screen appearing when starting minecraft single player?
#1761 [09:10] <travisHAZE> Thats what I'm trying to fix myself
#1762 [09:10] <Henning2000> oops
#1763 [09:11] <Henning2000> since when did the the problem appear?
#1764 [09:11] <travisHAZE> Grey, looking in the repositories themselves, I've got a whole list of sun-javadb packages, would this function?
#1765 [09:11] <mib_md6bzo> i have a java could not create virualt machine erorr
#1766 [09:12] <Henning2000> i have sun-javad packages too
#1767 [09:13] <Henning2000> i think we have the ssame problem
#1768 [09:13] <Henning2000> same
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#1774 [09:30] <mib_j3t6vp> hi
#1775 [09:31] <mib_j3t6vp> does anyone had a problem with a black screen in a macbook pro ?
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#1777 [09:34] <Morrolan> ??> mib_j3t6vp mac/reinst
#1778 [09:34] <VoxelHead> mib_j3t6vp: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1779 [09:34] <VoxelHead> mib_j3t6vp: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1780 [09:34] <Morrolan> Try this for now, mib_j3t6vp. If it didn't work we'll have to look further.
#1781 [09:35] <Morrolan> Oh, in that folder where 'bin' is, remove the 'resources' folder too please.
#1782 [09:35] <Morrolan> Also, if you installed any texturepack and after you did it's not working anymore, remove this too. (It's in the folder called 'texturepacks')
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#1784 [09:47] <fuogo> Can somebody help me?
#1785 [09:48] <fuogo> anyone?
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#1787 [10:04] <fluffy> inm having difficulties connecting to a server when i try it trys to connect but it then says: failed to connect to the server server timed out:connect
#1788 [10:04] <Morrolan> Does it happen with one server only, or with any server?
#1789 [10:05] <fluffy> ive only tryed this one its the only ip i know
#1790 [10:05] <BullShark> fluffy try tcnoe.net
#1791 [10:05] <fluffy> what type it as an ip?
#1792 [10:06] <Morrolan> Just type this into the IP field.
#1793 [10:06] <Morrolan> (tcnoe.net , that is)
#1794 [10:07] <fluffy> do i leave the other ip or remove it
#1795 [10:07] <Morrolan> Remove the old IP.
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#1797 [10:07] <fluffy> it works
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#1799 [10:09] <Morrolan> In this case something is wonky with that server you tried to connect to, fluffy.
#1800 [10:09] <Morrolan> Either it's not running or it crashed.
#1801 [10:10] <fluffy> prob not runnin its my friends
#1802 [10:11] <Morrolan> Yea, most likely that's the cause then. :)
#1803 [10:13] <fluffy> lol
#1804 [10:14] <lukkiel> hi, I've got a problem with running minecraft client - I've just downloaded it, but when I ran it, nothing happened. Can anybody help me?
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#1806 [10:24] <fluffy> does anyone have any server ips
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#1808 [10:26] <fluffy> hello
#1809 [10:26] <Morrolan> ??> fluffy smp/servers
#1810 [10:26] <VoxelHead> fluffy: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#1811 [10:26] <VoxelHead> fluffy: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#1812 [10:27] <fluffy> thnx
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#1814 [10:28] <Jojo_> can someone help me?
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#1819 [10:36] <Jojo_> help?
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#1824 [10:44] <nanotron> Can anyone recommend an application for previewing, from any angle, my existing SMP map?
#1825 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> MCedit?
#1826 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> Or do you just want a map viewer?
#1827 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Programs_and_editors
#1828 [10:47] <nanotron> GreyVulpine: A viewer is fine.
#1829 [10:47] <nanotron> Thanks
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#1834 [10:58] <mib_pu1g2y> Hello?
#1835 [11:02] <Opeth> Find video on YT with containing your hand > Feel slightly proud.
#1836 [11:02] <Opeth> Oops, wrong channel.
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#1846 [11:22] <findow> hello
#1847 [11:23] <TheNoodle> Hello.
#1848 [11:23] <findow> Can any one help me in my problem
#1849 [11:23] <TheNoodle> That depends.
#1850 [11:23] <TheNoodle> What is your problem.
#1851 [11:24] <findow> I just started playing in my map
#1852 [11:24] <findow> and it hanged
#1853 [11:24] <findow> I had to close it
#1854 [11:24] <findow> I opened it and it hanged in a sec
#1855 [11:24] <findow> :(
#1856 [11:24] <findow> help me
#1857 [11:25] <TheNoodle> Could you tell me how much ram your computer has?
#1858 [11:25] <findow> how???
#1859 [11:25] <TheNoodle> Do you know if you're using windows?
#1860 [11:25] <findow> window yes
#1861 [11:25] <findow> *windows
#1862 [11:26] <TheNoodle> right click on 'My Computer' and select proporties.
#1863 [11:26] <findow> ok
#1864 [11:26] <JohnEBH> Or hit the win key and pause break
#1865 [11:27] <findow> ok
#1866 [11:27] * TheNoodle head explodes
#1866 [11:27] <findow> 3.00 Gb
#1867 [11:27] <findow> (2.75 usable)
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#1869 [11:28] <TheNoodle> JohnEBH: mind helping findow? I gotta go :/
#1870 [11:29] <JohnEBH> I just woke up T.T
#1871 [11:29] <findow> XD sorry
#1872 [11:29] <JohnEBH> W.e sure
#1873 [11:29] <findow> My level hanged
#1874 [11:29] <JohnEBH> findow- Know how to install mods?
#1875 [11:30] <findow> i can't go back to it
#1876 [11:30] <findow> yah
#1877 [11:30] <Joenator_10000> when i try to login to minecraft it says it cant connect to minecraft.net
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#1880 [11:30] <keret> hello
#1881 [11:30] <zippity> whenever i try to play it says error 4
#1882 [11:30] <JohnEBH> findow- Install optifog for me
#1883 [11:30] <keret> me too
#1884 [11:30] <JohnEBH> findow- And to get your level back...
#1885 [11:30] <findow> ok
#1886 [11:30] <JohnEBH> ??>> findow nullsave
#1887 [11:30] <JohnEBH> Er...
#1888 [11:31] <JohnEBH> Give me a moment...
#1889 [11:31] <findow> ok
#1890 [11:31] <keret> no for me it says memory error
#1891 [11:31] <JohnEBH> ??>> JohnEBH index
#1892 [11:32] <JohnEBH> ??>> zippity win/reinst/bat
#1893 [11:32] <TheNoodle> isn't it ??> ?
#1894 [11:32] <JohnEBH> I'm using whisper
#1895 [11:33] <TheNoodle> oh :P
#1896 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> It's called, "notice"
#1897 [11:33] <JohnEBH> So that this chat doesn't get messy this morning
#1898 [11:33] <JohnEBH> I'm sry I just woke up T.T
#1899 [11:33] <findow> how's optifog gonna work
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#1901 [11:34] <findow> ???
#1902 [11:34] <JohnEBH> findow- It gives you more graphic options...
#1903 [11:35] <JohnEBH> findow- So if you feel like minecraft is a little laggy or taking up too much resources, turn down some of your graphic settings.
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#1905 [11:35] <JohnEBH> findow- Such as the animations
#1906 [11:35] <JohnEBH> findow- And for your lost save, use the instructions sent to you via NOTICE
#1907 [11:35] <findow> my minecraft isn't laggy
#1908 [11:35] <findow> ok
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#1910 [11:36] <Joenator_10000> can you help me
#1911 [11:36] <JohnEBH> findow- Well it hanged, which means you should probabaly turn some things down or run less things in the background
#1912 [11:36] <Calinou> you need to use optifine to toggle animations JohnEBH
#1913 [11:36] <Calinou> ;P
#1914 [11:36] <JohnEBH> Optifog - Optifine w.e
#1915 [11:36] <JohnEBH> I'm used to optifog atm XP
#1916 [11:36] <JohnEBH> AND I JUST WOKE UP...
#1917 [11:37] <Calinou> lawl, ok
#1918 [11:37] <JohnEBH> Stop picking on me T.T
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#1920 [11:37] <DanRyder> Hey guys, Can i get some help please?
#1921 [11:37] <DanRyder> Im starting to lose my mind
#1922 [11:37] <DanRyder> And temper
#1923 [11:37] <findow> I also thought it was optifog XD
#1924 [11:37] <JohnEBH> !google optifine
#1925 [11:37] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifine&l=0
#1926 [11:38] <DanRyder> Or i guess i could be ignored.
#1927 [11:38] <DanRyder> Thanks.
#1928 [11:38] <JohnEBH> DanRyder- use complete sentences
#1929 [11:38] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#1930 [11:38] <DanRyder> Well, I have asked for help and been ignored.
#1931 [11:38] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1932 [11:38] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1933 [11:39] <DanRyder> Well not if you are in the middle of a conversation. Im not going to intrude.
#1934 [11:39] <DanRyder> So i asked if i could get some help.
#1935 [11:39] <JohnEBH> I gtg anyways
#1936 [11:39] <JohnEBH> Just ask it
#1937 [11:39] <JohnEBH> Someone will see it...
#1938 [11:39] <DanRyder> Basically, Me and a friend are making an adventure map. We used flatlands to make things easier
#1939 [11:39] <DanRyder> However, The monsters keep spawning even though they are off in server props and set to peacefull
#1940 [11:40] <DanRyder> Its really taking the piss now. Lol.
#1941 [11:41] <DanRyder> Damn creepers are blowing everything up and making it impossible.
#1942 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> If spawn-monsters is set to false in server.properties, monsters shouldn't spawn unless you've got some other mod set up on it
#1943 [11:41] <DanRyder> I have no other mods
#1944 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> Running bukkit?
#1945 [11:41] <DanRyder> Just flatlands
#1946 [11:41] <DanRyder> Yes.
#1947 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> Then make absolutely sure there's no other plugins installed that could interfere
#1948 [11:42] <DanRyder> Hold on, Il tell you what i have,
#1949 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> (also, this might be better suited for #bukkit)
#1950 [11:42] <findow> Aaaaaahh the download takes a long time :(
#1951 [11:42] <findow> ):
#1952 [11:42] <DanRyder> Flatlands, World Edit
#1953 [11:42] <DanRyder> Thats all i have
#1954 [11:42] <DanRyder> Other than Those essential things.
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#1956 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Could you upload the contents of server.properties to pastebin.com?
#1957 [11:43] <raisin> guys i need a bit of help with my minecraft
#1958 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> What's the problem raisin?
#1959 [11:44] <raisin> too many items
#1960 [11:44] <raisin> the mod
#1961 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> What about it?
#1962 [11:44] <raisin> ia confused as to how to install it
#1963 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> Where are you stuck?
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#1966 [11:46] <raisin> i downloaded it and i went into my minecraft and went into the texture pack folder clicked it opened a new world and there was no too many items
#1967 [11:46] <raisin> if that describes it
#1968 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> You don't put mods in the texture pack folder, that's where the texturepacks go
#1969 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on? Windows? Mac? Linux?
#1970 [11:47] <raisin> windows
#1971 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Do you have a compression program like winrar or 7zip?
#1972 [11:47] <raisin> yes a zip
#1973 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> What program?
#1974 [11:48] <Joenator_10000> when i try to login to minecraft itsays it cant connect to minecraft.net
#1975 [11:48] <raisin> toomanyitems2011_07_01 i think
#1976 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - Are you able to connect to the minecraft.net site via your browser?
#1977 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> raisin - I'm asking, if you have a program like winrar or 7zip, a compression program
#1978 [11:49] <raisin> i dont know what u mean
#1979 [11:49] <Joenator_10000> no
#1980 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - You're not?
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#1982 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - Have you ever pirated minecraft?
#1983 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> raisin - Get 7zip from http://www.7-zip.org/
#1984 [11:50] <Joenator_10000> i keep trying but it wont work
#1985 [11:50] <raisin> ok
#1986 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> raisin - Downlaod and install it
#1987 [11:50] <Calinou> !paid Joenator_10000
#1988 [11:50] <Joenator_10000> yes bought it yesterday
#1989 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - Are you able to connect to http://www.minecraft.net with that compute?
#1990 [11:51] <findow> I need help
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#1992 [11:52] <Sinistrahd> ??> findow ask
#1993 [11:52] <VoxelHead> findow: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1994 [11:52] <VoxelHead> findow: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1995 [11:52] <Joenator_10000> its says error 4
#1996 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> What's the full error Joenator_10000?
#1997 [11:52] <findow> um I just started in my world
#1998 [11:52] <raisin> ok im done the download
#1999 [11:52] <findow> then it crashed
#2000 [11:52] <findow> some how
#2001 [11:53] <Sinistrahd> findow: single player?
#2002 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> raisin - Install it.
#2003 [11:53] <findow> I closed it and re log in
#2004 [11:53] <findow> yah
#2005 [11:53] <raisin> ok
#2006 [11:53] <Sinistrahd> findow you on windows?
#2007 [11:53] <findow> but still doesn't work
#2008 [11:53] <findow> yah
#2009 [11:53] <Sinistrahd> ??> findow win/reinst/bat
#2010 [11:53] <VoxelHead> findow: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2011 [11:53] <VoxelHead> findow: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2012 [11:53] <Joenator_10000> fatal error occured (4) software cauesed connection abort: connect
#2013 [11:54] <Sinistrahd> findow try that and then reopen minecraft afterwards
#2014 [11:54] <raisin> i installed it
#2015 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - Got any security software that may be blocking java from downloading?
#2016 [11:54] <findow> some guy her told me told me to use mcedit
#2017 [11:54] <findow> no use
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#2019 [11:54] <findow> i walked for 5 secs
#2020 [11:54] <findow> hanged again :(
#2021 [11:54] <Joenator_10000> no i got java already
#2022 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> raisin - What you're going to need to do, is head to the %appdata%/.minecraft/bin folder. There, you'll see minecraft.jar. Open that up with 7zip
#2023 [11:54] <raisin> so what now after u install it
#2024 [11:55] <samourai47> hello,
#2025 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> raisin - You'll then drag the toomanyitems files into minecraft.jar, using 7zip
#2026 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> raisin - Don't forget to delete the meta-inf folder inside minecraft.jar afterwards
#2027 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> Joenator_10000 - What I'm asking is, do you have an antivirus software, or some sort of security software that's blocking java?
#2028 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> If so, try turning it off to test
#2029 [11:56] <findow> the link won't work
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#2031 [11:57] <findow> :(
#2032 [11:57] <samourai47> i cannot connect to minecraft.net via the client, it works on one pc but not the other, i can play via the browser though. Any ideas?
#2033 [11:58] <Joenator_10000> symantec antivirus
#2034 [11:58] <napoleon> its me again from the guy who had problems from too many items had to kill the pages in google crome sorry
#2035 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> samourai47 - Check the system's date and time
#2036 [11:58] <samourai47> its correct,
#2037 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> samourai47 - Including the year?
#2038 [11:59] <samourai47> yes,
#2039 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> samourai47 - If so, then it's most likely a security software/firewall issue
#2040 [11:59] * mib_iocsjz [mib_iocsjz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2041 [12:00] <samourai47> i've disabled it and it still doesnt work
#2042 [12:00] <napoleon> i hava a problem wiv too many items
#2043 [12:00] <mib_iocsjz> i accidently didnt allow access to the publish and now it wont let me load
#2044 [12:02] <samourai47> when i start up the client i get <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Invalid argument: connect</center></font></body></html> Where the news feed should be,
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#2047 [12:05] <mib_iocsjz> so any thoughts?
#2048 [12:05] <mib_uco86n> can i please get some help on toomanyitems
#2049 [12:06] <mib_iocsjz> build chest
#2050 [12:06] <TheNytangel> ?? mods
#2051 [12:06] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2052 [12:06] <mib_uco86n> how do i install a mod
#2053 [12:06] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2054 [12:07] <mib_uco86n> how do i install toomanyitem??
#2055 [12:08] <TheNytangel> -_-
#2056 [12:08] <TheNytangel> ??>> mib_uco86n mods
#2057 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_uco86n - Told you before. Use 7zip to open up minecraft.jar in the %appdata%/.minecraft/bin folder
#2058 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> Drag all the files from the toomanyitems zip into it. Delete the meta-inf folder from minecraft.jar
#2059 [12:08] <mib_uco86n> i dont know what that is
#2060 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> And follow any other directions too many items may have
#2061 [12:08] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, the official API is out? :D
#2062 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> No
#2063 [12:09] <TheNytangel> :(
#2064 [12:09] <mib_uco86n> where is mnecraft.jar
#2065 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> mib_uco86n - Please go to %appdata%/.minecraft/bin
#2066 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> Do you see a file named minecraft?
#2067 [12:09] <mib_uco86n> wheres that?
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#2069 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> Do you know where the texturepacks folder is?
#2070 [12:09] <mib_iocsjz> so how do i allow access to minecraft for my computer after denying it
#2071 [12:09] <mib_uco86n> yes
#2072 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> Go to it
#2073 [12:09] <mib_uco86n> ok
#2074 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> In the same place where texturepacks is, do you see a folder named "bin"?
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#2076 [12:10] <mib_uco86n> no sorry
#2077 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> Go up one level
#2078 [12:10] <mib_uco86n> now i do
#2079 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> Go into the bin folder. You'll see a file named minecraft, or minecraft.jar there
#2080 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2081 [12:11] <mib_uco86n> cANT SEE THAT
#2082 [12:11] <mib_uco86n> sorry caps
#2083 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Are you in the bin folder?
#2084 [12:11] <mib_uco86n> i see it now
#2085 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Do you see the bin folder, or the minecraft.jar file inside?
#2086 [12:11] <Joenator_10000> ugh im getting so angry because i have no idea why my minecraft is not working
#2087 [12:12] <mib_uco86n> it failed
#2088 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_uco86n - What failed?
#2089 [12:12] <mib_uco86n> there was a fail pop up
#2090 [12:12] <mib_uco86n> java virtual machine
#2091 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> What did you do?
#2092 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> Did you attempt to run minecraft.jar?
#2093 [12:13] <mib_uco86n> clicked on it
#2094 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> I did not tell you to run it
#2095 [12:13] <mib_uco86n> ok sorry
#2096 [12:13] <GreyVulpine> Please, right click on it. Do you see a prompt to open it with 7zip?
#2097 [12:14] <mib_uco86n> yes
#2098 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> Do so.
#2099 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> You should now see a bunch of files listed in 7zip. These are files inside the minecraft.jar
#2100 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#2101 [12:14] <mib_uco86n> it opens another part with archives and stuff
#2102 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> You'll see a bunch of folders and files, yes?
#2103 [12:16] <mib_iocsjz> would love to get some help too
#2104 [12:16] <mib_uco86n> it says stuff like extract files if thats what u mean
#2105 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> In the 7zip explorer window, do you see a listing of files and folders, when you opened minecraft.jar with 7zip?
#2106 [12:17] <mib_iocsjz> Hello? Anybody there?
#2107 [12:17] <mib_uco86n> it doesnt open it gives u more options
#2108 [12:17] <mib_uco86n> its hard to explain
#2109 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_iocsjz - Try clearing your browser's cache and temp files
#2110 [12:17] <mib_uco86n> without teamviewer
#2111 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> give me teamviewer access then
#2112 [12:17] <mib_uco86n> ok
#2113 [12:17] <JohnEBH> mib_s, please change your names by using /nick (newnamehere)
#2114 [12:19] <mib_uco86n> it told me to reinstall teamviewer
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#2116 [12:20] <bletch> IHi
#2117 [12:21] * Jammyguy [Jammyguy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2118 [12:22] <Jammyguy> Hi i'm having problems logging in I forgot my password and I acsedently put the wrong email in
#2119 [12:23] <Sinistrahd> damn 3G :( did anyone else help findow out further? I was teamviewing into my computer waiting for an oil change and the connection dropped after I had him try win/reinst/bat
#2120 [12:24] <Sinistrahd> looks like he couldn't figure out the bat link and gave up. oh well
#2121 [12:25] <TheNytangel> ?? mibbit
#2122 [12:25] <VoxelHead> mibbit: Mibbit is a particularly bad excuse for an IRC client. It is slow, and doesn't show you many important things. It doesn't follow the IRC standards, and has numerous other problems.
#2123 [12:25] <VoxelHead> mibbit: There are much better alternatives, such as PChat and mIRC for Windows, XChat-Aqua for Mac, irssi and XChat for Linux
#2124 [12:25] <TheNytangel> :D
#2125 [12:25] <TheNytangel> (That isn't what I was looking for)
#2126 [12:26] <Jammyguy> Hi i'm having problems logging in I forgot my password and I acsedently put the wrong email in can any one help?
#2127 [12:26] * Sin|Away waves hand at TheNytangel "this isn't the mibbit link you're looking for"
#2127 [12:26] <Jammyguy> Inst it oh
#2128 [12:26] <Jammyguy> It sayd to come here
#2129 [12:26] <TheNytangel> Wait!
#2130 [12:27] <TheNytangel> ?? irc/nick
#2131 [12:27] <VoxelHead> irc/nick: To set your name in IRC, type /nick _______
#2132 [12:27] <VoxelHead> irc/nick: Fill in the blank with your desired name, naturally.
#2133 [12:27] <Sin|Away> Jammyguy http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#2134 [12:27] <Sin|Away> Jammyguy put in the correct email this time
#2135 [12:27] <Jammyguy> ok
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#2137 [12:27] <Jammyguy> I used it to set up the account
#2138 [12:28] <Sin|Away> oh
#2139 [12:28] <Sin|Away> that's not something we can help you with
#2140 [12:28] <Nappz> Anyway to get to pistons to work together to make a block move two spaces in one direction?
#2141 [12:28] <Jammyguy> who should I go to?
#2142 [12:28] <Sin|Away> You need to email mojang and let them know what happened
#2143 [12:28] <mib_uco86n> meta-inf??
#2144 [12:28] <Jammyguy> ok thx
#2145 [12:28] * Morrolan|KVIRC|2 [Morrolan|KVIRC|2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2146 [12:29] <Sin|Away> so they can get your account to the correct email. You'll probably need to prove it was your transaction somehow
#2147 [12:29] <mib_iocsjz> how do i clear my browsers cach and temp files?
#2148 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_uco86n - I finished installing toomanyitems
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#2150 [12:30] <Sin|Away> doesn't it require you to enter the email twice just to avoid mistakes like that?
#2151 [12:30] <mib_uco86n> aww thanks sowill it work now??
#2152 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2153 [12:30] <mib_uco86n> thanks
#2154 [12:30] <Sin|Away> mib_iocsjz what browser do you use?
#2155 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_iocsjz - Depends on what browser you're using
#2156 [12:30] <TheKavalry> Are there any minimum system requirements to run Minecraft? I really want to play it, but can my Laptop run it without lag?
#2157 [12:30] <mib_iocsjz> safari
#2158 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_iocsjz - choose Reset Safari from the Safari menu.
#2159 [12:31] <TheKavalry> Are there any minimum system requirements to run Minecraft? I really want to play it, but can my Laptop run it without lag?
#2160 [12:31] <GreyVulpine> ?? requirements
#2161 [12:31] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
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#2164 [12:33] <Sin|Away> Morrolan nuooo... oh, ok
#2165 [12:34] <Morrolan> Sin|Away: Haha, my client is messing with me. :(
#2166 [12:35] <Morrolan> First it just lost connection and reconnected me, then I accidentally send a ctcp version to everyone in #lobby, and now I hit a random button and it lost connection. ^^
#2167 [12:35] <Sin|Away> Orz
#2168 [12:35] <TheKavalry> I have 3GB RAM and a 320 GB Hard drive???????? will this work fine?
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#2170 [12:35] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry how's your video card and processor?
#2171 [12:36] <mib_3zkavp> so i reset safari and im still getting the failed to launch screen
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#2173 [12:37] <TheKavalry> this is my graphics card.. ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4250.. is that what you mean?
#2174 [12:37] <mib_3zkavp> Grey Vulpine?
#2175 [12:37] <Sin|Away> mib_3zkavp you're on a mac, right? try this maybe? http://www8.nau.edu/d-elearn/support/tutorials/java/mac/cache.php
#2176 [12:37] <TheKavalry> no not a mac, HP G56
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#2178 [12:38] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry oh
#2179 [12:38] <mortisha> hey i bought mine craft three days ago but i still dont have a premium acount is this normal
#2180 [12:38] <Sin|Away> safari user on windows, huh?
#2181 [12:38] <Sin|Away> mortisha username?
#2182 [12:38] <mortisha> tnarg559
#2183 [12:38] <Opeth> ?? payment
#2184 [12:38] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2185 [12:38] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2186 [12:39] <Sin|Away> !paid tnarg559
#2187 [12:39] <TheKavalry> havent got the game yet, really want to though, just need to know if i can on my laptop, at the mooment im using Chrome, is this wrong for downloading minecraft?
#2188 [12:39] <mortisha> i have though because we have the confirmation email that i paid for it
#2189 [12:40] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry btw on the mac thing I was talking to another user
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#2191 [12:40] <Opeth> ??> mortisha payment
#2192 [12:40] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2193 [12:40] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2194 [12:40] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry chrome is a good choice
#2195 [12:41] <mortisha> and the credit card was charged
#2196 [12:41] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry the graphics card should probably be ok, what is your cpu though?
#2197 [12:41] <TheKavalry> AMD Athlon™ II X2 P360 Processor - 2.3 GHz - 1.8 GHz HT (3600 MT/s) - 2 x 512 KB L2 Cache - Dual-core
#2198 [12:41] <Sin|Away> TheKavalry should be good then. make sure your video card drivers are up to date and that your java is current (1.6.0_26)
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#2200 [12:43] <TheKavalry> thanks
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#2207 [12:59] <kermit> hello
#2208 [12:59] <mib_t4misy> hey who do i talk to about the payment for mine craft because i bought the game three days ago and still i dont have a premium account my user name is tnarg559
#2209 [13:00] <kermit> you trouble on it i have trouble with connted lol
#2210 [13:01] <Calinou> !paid tnarg559
#2211 [13:01] <Calinou> hmm...
#2212 [13:02] <almostroot> ?? mib_uco86n payment
#2213 [13:02] <almostroot> ??> mib_uco86n payment
#2214 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mib_uco86n: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2215 [13:02] <VoxelHead> mib_uco86n: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2216 [13:02] <mib_t4misy> yes i have and i got the confirmation email and the credit card was charged
#2217 [13:02] <Morrolan> mib_t4misy: www.minecraft.net/support -> account -> payment -> I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular
#2218 [13:02] <Morrolan> mib_t4misy: Fill out the formular you'll find there.
#2219 [13:03] <Morrolan> Sorry, it's minecraft.net/support -> account -> _premium_ -> ...
#2220 [13:04] <kermit> Exuse me if i bother just asking how do i connted to other server
#2221 [13:04] <Morrolan> First you will have to get the IP off one of these servers. Then you can just select "Multiplayer" in the mainmenu of Minecraft and hit enter (or connect)
#2222 [13:04] <Morrolan> ??> kermit smp/servers
#2223 [13:05] <VoxelHead> kermit: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#2224 [13:05] <VoxelHead> kermit: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#2225 [13:05] <Morrolan> If you're looking for a server then check out one of the lists VoxelHead linked you to, kermit.
#2226 [13:05] <kermit> ok i check it
#2227 [13:06] <almostroot> kermit: Type a different server address sin the box.
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#2231 [13:09] <sabresfan> can anyone help me download a mod
#2232 [13:10] <TheNytangel> Click the download button
#2233 [13:10] <TheNytangel> Done :D
#2234 [13:10] <mib_xivlrp> Why can't you paly minecraft on the site if you have a mod installed
#2235 [13:11] <sabresfan> just downloading it doesnt work do you need to download anything else
#2236 [13:12] <almostroot> ?? mods
#2237 [13:12] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2238 [13:12] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2239 [13:13] <sabresfan> ok thanks
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#2243 [13:20] <Calinou> #risucraft is more for creating mods
#2244 [13:20] <Calinou> not installing, they'll just thank you with "read the readme"
#2245 [13:23] <almostroot> Calinou: So go there and contribute otherwise?
#2246 [13:24] <Opeth> Better support than you get here.
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#2249 [13:28] <Lykkepillen> Im getting a lot of server can't keep up messages - Is this a RAM, CPU, connection or another problem?
#2250 [13:29] <silver52961> hey guys. I have used a minecraft gift code that worked succsessfuly, but it wont let me download the game
#2251 [13:29] <silver52961> Any help regarding this issue?
#2252 [13:29] <almostroot> silver52961: Did you download the launcher, log in, and it refuses to download the game?
#2253 [13:31] <silver52961> it would not let me go to download the launcher, It sends me to the download page, then says : Dwonload transferred to GetRight click back in your browser to go to previous pages. Then it kicks me out
#2254 [13:31] <mauser> guys how can i create my own server cause im watching on youtube tutorials but i cant do this...
#2255 [13:32] <almostroot> silver52961: You have a download helper installed which is causing it to fail.
#2256 [13:32] <Morrolan> !server
#2257 [13:32] <silver52961> ooooohhh ok, thanks you
#2258 [13:32] <Morrolan> mauser: Download the server software, pick the link appropriate to your OS.
#2259 [13:33] <mauser> ok i downloaded for windows and what now?
#2260 [13:34] <Morrolan> Put it in a folder of its own, so all the files will be in there. Then simply doubleclick the downloaded file.
#2261 [13:34] <mauser> ok done
#2262 [13:34] <Morrolan> To connect to it: From the same PC you can connect by typing 'localhost' into the IP field. From the same network you can connect to it using your internal IP.
#2263 [13:35] <Morrolan> And if you want to allow people from outside to connect you will have to a) give them your external IP, and b) do some portforwarding.
#2264 [13:35] <mauser> ok great and how can i invite my freinds into it cause they can't connect only me. We are using hamachi for this but I can only playing on this server ...
#2265 [13:37] <Morrolan> I can not really help you with hamachi. If you want to do it without hamachi then you'll have to forward port 25565 TCP through your firewall and give them your external IP.
#2266 [13:38] <almostroot> ??> mauser fubar/hamachi
#2267 [13:38] <VoxelHead> mauser: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#2268 [13:38] <VoxelHead> mauser: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
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#2271 [13:44] <frogonia> What computer specs are needed to run the minecraft game?
#2272 [13:44] <almostroot> ?? requirements
#2273 [13:44] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
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#2275 [13:45] <Morrolan> Also:
#2276 [13:45] <Morrolan> ?? requirements/lessrude
#2277 [13:45] <VoxelHead> requirements/lessrude: 1.5GiB of RAM (3 GiB if you want to run the server and client at the same time), a 2.4GHz or so per core CPU, and if you expect the world to get rather big, 100MB or so of hard drive space.
#2278 [13:45] <VoxelHead> requirements/lessrude: A server will use a lot of bandwidth, _per player_ because the world is in a constant state of flux.
#2279 [13:45] <frogonia> corei5, pavilion dv6 hp
#2280 [13:45] <Morrolan> Basically the same, just without all this "what did you expect" etc etc.
#2281 [13:45] <Morrolan> frogonia: You could also try the demo, if you're on WIndows, that is.
#2282 [13:46] <frogonia> windows 7
#2283 [13:46] <Morrolan> ??> frogonia demo
#2284 [13:46] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2285 [13:46] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2286 [13:46] <Morrolan> So you could try the demo first, to make sure that it runs.
#2287 [13:46] <andy123789> ive downloaded a mod and modloader but my screen turns black so how do i fix it
#2288 [13:46] <Morrolan> andy123789: Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2289 [13:46] <andy123789> mac
#2290 [13:46] <Morrolan> ??> andy123789 mac/reinst
#2291 [13:46] <VoxelHead> andy123789: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2292 [13:47] <VoxelHead> andy123789: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2293 [13:47] <Morrolan> Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, andy123789.
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#2295 [13:47] <andy123789> thx
#2296 [13:47] <froglegstew> Minecraft crashes just after the loading screen. Just a dark screen.
#2297 [13:48] <Morrolan> froglegstew: Did it work before? And if yes, did you install a mod or similar?
#2298 [13:48] <froglegstew> yes. happened after a texture pack was wrongly installed
#2299 [13:48] <Morrolan> Ok. A HD texture pack or a normal one? (Did you have to modify the minecraft.jar or not?)
#2300 [13:49] <froglegstew> not sure. this happened before and I did something to delete everything except the saves. Cant remember what that was
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#2302 [13:49] <Morrolan> I can give you the instructions again. Are you on Windows, mac or Linux=
#2303 [13:49] <Morrolan> ?*
#2304 [13:49] <froglegstew> windows
#2305 [13:49] <Morrolan> ??> froglegstew win/reinst
#2306 [13:49] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2307 [13:49] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2308 [13:50] <Morrolan> There they are.
#2309 [13:50] <froglegstew> thanks
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#2311 [13:51] <hatman> i just paid for it and i can't play it
#2312 [13:52] <Morrolan> So, you get the "account not premium" error, hatman?
#2313 [13:52] <Morrolan> I guess not then.
#2314 [13:52] * Morrolan slaps hatman
#2314 [13:53] <Opeth> ;-;
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#2316 [13:58] <NanoAce> Voxel mode activate
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#2319 [13:58] * Morrolan takes cover
#2319 [13:59] <mib_o600p2> hello
#2320 [13:59] * Opeth closes the door.
#2320 [13:59] <Morrolan> hey mib_o600p2
#2321 [13:59] <mib_o600p2> i tried to run the server
#2322 [13:59] <guacamole> hi
#2323 [13:59] <Morrolan> and hey guacamole too.
#2324 [13:59] <Morrolan> mib_o600p2: And then?
#2325 [13:59] <mib_o600p2> it says bad video card drivers every time i do that
#2326 [13:59] <Morrolan> mib_o600p2: Wait, when you run the _server_ or when you run Minecraft itself?
#2327 [13:59] <guacamole> my video cards need updating. what do i do?
#2328 [14:00] <Morrolan> guacamole: Do you know what video card you have?
#2329 [14:00] <mib_o600p2> when i rune minecraft
#2330 [14:00] <mib_o600p2> run*
#2331 [14:00] <Morrolan> mib_o600p2: Ok, same question for you. Do you know what video card you have?
#2332 [14:00] <guacamole> ill check
#2333 [14:00] <mib_o600p2> no
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#2335 [14:00] <Morrolan> mib_o600p2: Are you on Windows?
#2336 [14:00] <mib_o600p2> ya
#2337 [14:00] <Morrolan> ??> mib_o600p2 win/dxdiag
#2338 [14:00] <NanoAce> mib_o600p2: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2339 [14:00] <NanoAce> mib_o600p2: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2340 [14:01] <Morrolan> Follow NanoAce's instructions pleaes, mib_o600p2
#2341 [14:01] <Morrolan> Oh, who is responsible for NanoAce btw?
#2342 [14:01] <guacamole> yes
#2343 [14:01] <Morrolan> guacamole: Ok, so you know what video card you have now?
#2344 [14:02] <guacamole> where do i look?
#2345 [14:02] <Morrolan> Are you on Windows, guacamole?
#2346 [14:02] <guacamole> yes
#2347 [14:03] <guacamole> windows xp
#2348 [14:03] <Morrolan> In this case, do you see what NanoAce told mib_o600p2 up there? Follow these instructions please.
#2349 [14:04] <kermit> question
#2350 [14:04] <kermit> how make own server?
#2351 [14:05] <Morrolan> !server
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#2353 [14:05] <Morrolan> Download the server software, kermit. Pick the one appropriate to your OS. Then put it in a folder of its own and doubleclick it.
#2354 [14:05] <Morrolan> kermit: Also, if you want to allow people from outside your network to connect then you will have to portforward.
#2355 [14:05] <Morrolan> Also, didn't you already ask before?
#2356 [14:06] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, I am :)
#2357 [14:06] <kermit> no was asking own server other one was connted
#2358 [14:06] <kermit> had truoble with it
#2359 [14:07] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Ah. Seems there is a bug in it. It says that it doesn't have the keyword win/dxdiag in it's DB, even though it showed the entry.
#2360 [14:07] <guacamole> wait what is an IRC channel?
#2361 [14:07] <Morrolan> This here, guacamole
#2362 [14:07] <Morrolan> kermit: Ah, ok.
#2363 [14:07] <TheNytangel> Hmm
#2364 [14:07] <TheNytangel> ??> Morrolan win/dxdiag
#2365 [14:07] <NanoAce> Morrolan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2366 [14:07] <NanoAce> Morrolan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2367 [14:07] <guacamole> ok
#2368 [14:07] <TheNytangel> Hold on
#2369 [14:07] <guacamole> http://pastebin.com/z51RyrzA
#2370 [14:07] <guacamole> was that right?
#2371 [14:07] <kermit> Morrolan
#2372 [14:08] <Morrolan> Yes, guacamole
#2373 [14:08] <guacamole> ok now what
#2374 [14:08] <Morrolan> Give me half a minute to send you a link.
#2375 [14:08] <guacamole> ok thanks
#2376 [14:08] <Morrolan> guacamole: Wait, no, this is not the whole file.
#2377 [14:08] <guacamole> huh?
#2378 [14:08] <Morrolan> Seems you forgot to paste all of it into pastebin. It's cut off after line 42
#2379 [14:09] <guacamole> ok ill try it again, let me review the instructions
#2380 [14:09] <Morrolan> In the textfile it generated, just use 'ctrl+a' to select all of it, then it should work fine. :)
#2381 [14:10] <guacamole> http://pastebin.com/2w4UMyki
#2382 [14:10] <Morrolan> Now it's fine. :)
#2383 [14:10] <guacamole> does that work?
#2384 [14:10] <TheNytangel> There.. I'll just remove it. Morrolan, if it isn't a keyword now, NanoAce won't do anything at all, so that's the hint that you spelled something wrong :P
#2385 [14:11] <Morrolan> Yea. Though it seems there is no display driver installed yet. I'll try to get it via your computer model.
#2386 [14:11] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Hehe, that's another way of fixing a bug. ;)
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#2388 [14:11] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, I was in the middle of a youtube video :P
#2389 [14:11] <guacamole> what does that mean?
#2390 [14:11] <guacamole> display driver?
#2391 [14:12] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, you're just lucky I put in every single keyword by hand..
#2392 [14:13] <wotsappenin> BWOD wos goin on
#2393 [14:14] <Morrolan> guacamole: A display driver is an utility which allows your graphics card to, well, do its job.
#2394 [14:15] <guacamole> oh
#2395 [14:15] <Morrolan> guacamole: Download this here: http://www.viaarena.com/Driver/P4M800Pro-P4M800CE_220001z_XP_wIShld_logod.zip
#2396 [14:15] <Morrolan> The, once it's downloaded, install it and try to launch Minecraft again.
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#2398 [14:15] <Morrolan> One warning though, your PC has a very low amount of RAM. Chances that Minecraft will run are very slim.
#2399 [14:15] <wippler> hello?
#2400 [14:16] <Morrolan> Hey wippler
#2401 [14:16] <wippler> hey
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#2403 [14:17] <wippler> ok so when i download the game it says something like i need to be playing on the premium account or download or somethin like tht
#2404 [14:17] <Morrolan> Ok wippler. Did you buy the game?
#2405 [14:17] <wippler> no i want to try the beta first n then ill buy if i like it
#2406 [14:18] <Morrolan> You can not try it first. If you are on Windows then there is a demo though.
#2407 [14:18] <Morrolan> ??> wippler demo
#2408 [14:18] <NanoAce> wippler: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2409 [14:18] <NanoAce> wippler: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2410 [14:18] <guacamole> what do i do with this
#2411 [14:18] <Morrolan> guacamole: Install it, guacamole.
#2412 [14:19] <guacamole> ok
#2413 [14:19] <wotsappenin> k
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#2416 [14:19] <wotsappenin> any help with the black window of death?
#2417 [14:19] <MysteryX96> ah here we go
#2418 [14:19] <MysteryX96> Kealper
#2419 [14:19] <rymate1234> hello
#2420 [14:20] <Morrolan> wotsappenin: Windows, Mac or Linux? Also, did it ever work before?
#2421 [14:20] <Morrolan> hey rymate1234
#2422 [14:21] <rymate1234> ohai
#2423 [14:21] <wotsappenin> Windows 7
#2424 [14:21] <guacamole> it said it was unable to complete the installation
#2425 [14:21] * rymate1234 lurks
#2425 [14:21] <Morrolan> ??> wotsappenin win/reinst
#2426 [14:21] <NanoAce> wotsappenin: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2427 [14:21] <NanoAce> wotsappenin: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2428 [14:21] <wotsappenin> it works for 10-15 mins then just turns off.
#2429 [14:21] <Morrolan> Try NanoAce's instructions, wotsappenin.
#2430 [14:21] <almostroot> NanoAce is a poser.
#2431 [14:22] <Morrolan> guacamole: That's slightly inconvenient. Does it say anything besides it being unable to complete the installation?
#2432 [14:22] <Morrolan> Like, why it didn't succeeded?
#2433 [14:22] <guacamole> umm...hold on
#2434 [14:22] <guacamole> let me check
#2435 [14:22] <guacamole> nope
#2436 [14:22] <MysteryX96> Hey
#2437 [14:23] <rymate1234> u need help?
#2438 [14:23] <guacamole> it just said to check the progress log in your windows directory
#2439 [14:23] <rymate1234> if so, ask away goddamit!
#2440 [14:23] <guacamole> ...for more details
#2441 [14:23] <MysteryX96> I was hoping to talk to kealper but he seems to be afk.
#2442 [14:23] <Morrolan> MysteryX96: Just wait a bit, that's no instant-food-chain here. :p
#2443 [14:24] <MysteryX96> lawl
#2444 [14:24] <Morrolan> guacamole: Then I'm a bit out of ides. :S
#2445 [14:24] <guacamole> ok
#2446 [14:24] <wotsappenin> nanoace You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. meaning things like java?
#2447 [14:24] <MysteryX96> he's the one who helped me before so that's why xD;
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#2449 [14:24] <guacamole> should i try closing all other programs except this?
#2450 [14:25] <Morrolan> Yea, can't hurt I guess.
#2451 [14:26] <rymate1234> MysteryX96: ask someone else? :P
#2452 [14:26] <guacamole> ok
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#2454 [14:26] <guacamole> here it goes
#2455 [14:27] <guacamole> ok i just made an account on Mibbit my name is Bennett1151 ok
#2456 [14:27] <rymate1234> meh mibbit
#2457 [14:27] <rymate1234> proper irc ftw
#2458 [14:27] <wotsappenin> Excuse me NanoAce, adding to your (Win/Reinst) There is no .Minecraft directory when i click CTRL + R
#2459 [14:28] <guacamole> so i might have other questions later on, and i like the support i'm getting so remember my name ok
#2460 [14:29] <guacamole> ok Morralan i am going offline now but i will be back online as Bennett1151 ok. brb
#2461 [14:30] <rymate1234> ok
#2462 [14:31] <wotsappenin> Any mods here?
#2463 [14:31] <rymate1234> what do you mean?
#2464 [14:31] <wotsappenin> Anyone who can help me.
#2465 [14:32] <guacamole> didnt work have any other ideas?
#2466 [14:32] <rymate1234> to change username, do /nick (namehere)
#2467 [14:33] <wotsappenin> rymate
#2468 [14:33] <wotsappenin> can you help me with a issue
#2469 [14:33] <wotsappenin> ?
#2470 [14:33] <rymate1234> yes i can :D
#2471 [14:34] <wotsappenin> Basically..
#2472 [14:34] <wotsappenin> After i player Minecraft for 10-15 minutes
#2473 [14:34] <wotsappenin> it suddenly turns my screen off, i've been looking it up as "black window of death."
#2474 [14:34] <wotsappenin> and NanoAce
#2475 [14:34] <rymate1234> you get a black screen?
#2476 [14:34] <wotsappenin> told me
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#2478 [14:34] <wotsappenin> No my screen basically
#2479 [14:34] <wotsappenin> turns off
#2480 [14:34] <rymate1234> your whole moniter?
#2481 [14:34] <wotsappenin> like you Unplug the connection to the computer.
#2482 [14:34] <wotsappenin> yes.
#2483 [14:34] <wotsappenin> its on from the plug when it goes off..
#2484 [14:35] <wotsappenin> but its like befor i turn on my computer
#2485 [14:35] <wotsappenin> Before sorry
#2486 [14:35] <rymate1234> turn the screen on? lol
#2487 [14:35] <wotsappenin> -.-
#2488 [14:35] <Bennett1151> Morrolan? are u still there?
#2489 [14:35] <rymate1234> or does the pc also turn off?
#2490 [14:35] <wotsappenin> I don't turn it off silly..
#2491 [14:35] <wotsappenin> the game does
#2492 [14:35] <wotsappenin> no
#2493 [14:35] <wotsappenin> the pc stays on
#2494 [14:35] <wotsappenin> the monitor just goes off.
#2495 [14:35] <wotsappenin> And i cant turn it back on.
#2496 [14:35] <wotsappenin> i told nanoace and he told me to do some ctrl and r weirdness...
#2497 [14:35] <rymate1234> maybe turn the screen on when the game goes off? lol
#2498 [14:36] <wotsappenin> i can't
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#2500 [14:36] <wotsappenin> i have to turn off my computer
#2501 [14:36] <wotsappenin> and turn it back on
#2502 [14:36] <rymate1234> this sounds like an overheating issue...
#2503 [14:36] <WASSUP> hello?
#2504 [14:36] <wotsappenin> :S
#2505 [14:36] <rymate1234> or a hardware issue of some kind
#2506 [14:36] <wotsappenin> i dont see why after only 13 minutes
#2507 [14:36] <wotsappenin> ish
#2508 [14:36] <wotsappenin> nanoAce says,
#2509 [14:36] <wotsappenin> Ctrl and R
#2510 [14:36] <wotsappenin> and delete the files
#2511 [14:36] <wotsappenin> but i've got non.
#2512 [14:37] <wotsappenin> i Downloaded it off Google Chrome
#2513 [14:37] <wotsappenin> if that helps
#2514 [14:37] <wotsappenin> to my computer.
#2515 [14:37] <wotsappenin> Purchased it
#2516 [14:37] <wotsappenin> around
#2517 [14:37] <wotsappenin> 11:30-12:30
#2518 [14:37] <rymate1234> in the minecraft launcher, click options and then force update. then login as normal
#2519 [14:37] <wotsappenin> And if it still continues to turn off my computer?
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#2521 [14:38] <rymate1234> then its probably hardware issue.
#2522 [14:39] <wotsappenin> Would you reccomend to un-install minecraft and java
#2523 [14:39] <wotsappenin> and re-install it
#2524 [14:39] <wotsappenin> ??
#2525 [14:39] <severance> you should check your hardware.
#2526 [14:39] <rymate1234> it may be low resolution, but basically the whole infinite world is editable
#2527 [14:39] <WASSUP> yo rymate yo my demo is not launchin ill click it twice n then if tht doesnt work than ill clikc n entre n it stil doesnt work so what the f**k can i do?
#2528 [14:39] <N> a-n-d
#2529 [14:39] <wotsappenin> Ok.
#2530 [14:39] <wotsappenin> Thanks
#2531 [14:39] <rymate1234> WASSUP, there is no demo
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#2533 [14:40] <rymate1234> also, wotshappening, try reinstalling java
#2534 [14:40] <wotsappenin> LOL.
#2535 [14:40] <wotsappenin> Yeah i thought so.
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#2537 [14:40] <wotsappenin> My java was dodgy
#2538 [14:40] <wotsappenin> And to WASSUP
#2539 [14:40] <rymate1234> that may be it
#2540 [14:40] <whidgle> I am having trouble downloading the Classic version of Minecraft from the homepage of the Minecraft site. I have Java installed, is there somewhere else to download it?
#2541 [14:40] <wotsappenin> I smiled in real.
#2542 [14:40] <wotsappenin> Thanks for the help man.
#2543 [14:40] <rymate1234> you can't download classic
#2544 [14:40] <N> whidgle: You don't download Classic, it's played in-browser
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#2546 [14:41] <WASSUP> what?
#2547 [14:41] <whidgle> It won't start up. All it shows is the instruction thingy.
#2548 [14:41] <wotsappenin> RyMate
#2549 [14:41] <wotsappenin> can you download it and play it
#2550 [14:41] <wotsappenin> or do you have to press Play in Browser
#2551 [14:41] <rymate1234> no, you cannot download classic
#2552 [14:42] <rymate1234> you can download beta
#2553 [14:42] <wotsappenin> ohh
#2554 [14:42] <wotsappenin> Yeah i've got beta.
#2555 [14:42] <wotsappenin> Never mind, ignore it XD
#2556 [14:42] <whidgle> How do I start playing the classic version?
#2557 [14:42] <madmom> OK Just paid the $ for my son and he can't even get loged on. Tried to reset password which was successful. Still can't sign on. Tried to reset username but can't do this yet How does he sign on?
#2558 [14:42] <rymate1234> whidle, install java
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#2560 [14:42] <whidgle> I have Java.
#2561 [14:43] <wotsappenin> Ry
#2562 [14:43] <rymate1234> what browser u using?
#2563 [14:43] <N> If you weren't logged on how did you make the purchase?
#2564 [14:43] <WASSUP> wiat there was an update for java do i have to download tht? n why doesnt it start
#2565 [14:43] <N> There are three letters in the word 'and'
#2566 [14:43] <wotsappenin> Would you say i should download it from Internet Explorer ry?
#2567 [14:43] <wotsappenin> I used chrome for the minute.
#2568 [14:43] <Bennett1151> Can anyone help me
#2569 [14:43] <whidgle> Internet Explorer
#2570 [14:44] <rymate1234> it doesn't matter what browser you download from
#2571 [14:44] <rymate1234> you download the same file
#2572 [14:44] <WASSUP> rymate can u help me plzzz it doesnt open up
#2573 [14:44] <Bennett1151> i already have, i just need to know what to do about updating drivers
#2574 [14:44] <MysteryX96> I was wondering if someone could tell me a server address for minecraft that I can use on the client. the server list on the site doesn't really give an address
#2575 [14:45] <rymate1234> look on minecraft forums
#2576 [14:45] <WASSUP> n another represenative told me to down load the demo n i donw loaded it n it doesnt open up
#2577 [14:46] <rymate1234> what demo? there is no demo
#2578 [14:46] <madmom> Is there a phone number to by pass the chatter on this site and get some old fashioned help? How do we get a refund?
#2579 [14:46] <N> Representative?
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#2582 [14:46] <mib_szbpb7> i got black screen can u help
#2583 [14:47] <madmom> yes for a representative
#2584 [14:47] <WASSUP> wtf i got a download link to a demo n the guy said itll close in 90 of play
#2585 [14:47] <mib_szbpb7> please
#2586 [14:47] <wotsappenin> ry i didn't have the option to Force upload
#2587 [14:47] <rymate1234> its force update
#2588 [14:47] <mib_szbpb7> anyone
#2589 [14:47] <mib_szbpb7> ?
#2590 [14:47] <wotsappenin> update*
#2591 [14:47] <wotsappenin> sorry
#2592 [14:47] <wotsappenin> I pressed download and downloaded it..
#2593 [14:47] <mib_szbpb7> HELP
#2594 [14:47] <wotsappenin> And entered my details
#2595 [14:47] <wotsappenin> and it sent me straight to the
#2596 [14:48] <wotsappenin> "Single player"
#2597 [14:48] <rymate1234> u did click options right?
#2598 [14:48] <mib_szbpb7> S.O.S.
#2599 [14:48] <wotsappenin> "multiplayer" scren
#2600 [14:48] <wotsappenin> yes
#2601 [14:48] <MysteryX96> it's the options button before you log in
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#2603 [14:48] <rymate1234> the force update is a button on the options popup
#2604 [14:48] <MysteryX96> not after
#2605 [14:50] <rymate1234> meh
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#2607 [14:59] <MysteryX96> Minecraft makes me laugh
#2608 [15:00] <MysteryX96> "12345 is a bad password" and other inane and random quotes xD
#2609 [15:00] <rymate1234> meh
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#2611 [15:00] <rymate1234> hellop
#2612 [15:01] <keret> hi
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#2614 [15:01] <rymate1234> need any help?
#2615 [15:01] <keret> yea
#2616 [15:02] <keret> my minecraft dosent work
#2617 [15:02] <rymate1234> why does it not work?
#2618 [15:02] <keret> it says that there are bad video drivers
#2619 [15:03] <rymate1234> i know the problem!
#2620 [15:03] <keret> yae?
#2621 [15:03] <rymate1234> ya need to update video card drivers
#2622 [15:03] <keret> yeah?
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#2624 [15:03] <keret> how?
#2625 [15:03] <madalynn> ry are you still there
#2626 [15:03] <madalynn> ??
#2627 [15:03] <keret> huh?
#2628 [15:04] <rymate1234> can someone link him the link for updating video drivers, my phone can't multitask
#2629 [15:04] <madalynn> rymate
#2630 [15:04] <madalynn> i did the force update
#2631 [15:04] <madalynn> but it hasnt worked
#2632 [15:04] <madalynn> and it turned off again.
#2633 [15:04] <madalynn> hence my leave
#2634 [15:04] <rymate1234> oh :K
#2635 [15:04] <rymate1234> reinstall java
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#2637 [15:05] <madalynn> ill be back if it does it again
#2638 [15:05] <rymate1234> ok
#2639 [15:05] <keret> i have reinstalled java
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#2641 [15:05] <rymate1234> its not java, its the video card drivers
#2642 [15:06] <rymate1234> go on minecraft forums and search for updating video card drivers
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#2644 [15:06] <keret> ok thanks
#2645 [15:07] <mib_zxb6dj> i need some minecraft help someone
#2646 [15:08] <mib_zxb6dj> we paid for and downloaded minecraft for our son, it won't load properly? anyone helpplz
#2647 [15:08] <rymate1234> yes....
#2648 [15:08] <rymate1234> wat is error?
#2649 [15:09] <mib_zxb6dj> when we click on icon on desktop it asks which application to open it with, then it wont open and all we see is lines on text
#2650 [15:09] * rymate1234 reminds parents that minecraft is beta, i.e. not fully complete
#2650 [15:09] <delsol> mib_zxb6dj: what OS?
#2651 [15:09] <rymate1234> you need to install java
#2652 [15:09] <mib_zxb6dj> windows xp
#2653 [15:10] <rymate1234> install java
#2654 [15:10] <delsol> go install the newest version of java....
#2655 [15:10] <delsol> then restart
#2656 [15:10] <delsol> then run it.
#2657 [15:10] <mib_zxb6dj> okay
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#2659 [15:10] <mib_zxb6dj> awsome thanks alot
#2660 [15:10] <rymate1234> its simples!
#2661 [15:10] <delsol> no problem.
#2662 [15:10] <delsol> Cmon back if you have more questions.
#2663 [15:10] <gunther> my minecraft wont load
#2664 [15:11] <delsol> whats it doing?
#2665 [15:11] <rymate1234> whats the problem?
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#2667 [15:14] <asiflad> can anyone help me find a better system than hamachi?
#2668 [15:14] <rymate1234> port forwarding your router
#2669 [15:14] <TheNytangel> asiflad, buy it
#2670 [15:14] <rymate1234> portforward.net
#2671 [15:14] <delsol> port forwarding, or a real router.
#2672 [15:14] <delsol> and a real IP.
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#2674 [15:14] <asiflad> sky broudband doesnt really work with portforading
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#2676 [15:15] <amphibulus> hi
#2677 [15:15] <TheNytangel> asiflad, yes it does
#2678 [15:15] <asiflad> nah i did all of it and it didnt work
#2679 [15:15] <delsol> asiflad: you did it wrong then
#2680 [15:15] <TheNytangel> asiflad, you did it wrong
#2681 [15:15] <TheNytangel> ??> asiflad teamviewer
#2682 [15:15] <NanoAce> asiflad: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2683 [15:15] <NanoAce> asiflad: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2684 [15:15] <delsol> asiflad: wait... are you on satelite internet?
#2685 [15:15] <rymate1234> join.me
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#2687 [15:16] <amphibulus> i have a question concerning the gift code activation
#2688 [15:16] <asiflad> whats that?
#2689 [15:16] <delsol> asiflad: Does your internet come through a dish, AND a phone line?
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#2691 [15:16] <delsol> phone line for upload, dish for download
#2692 [15:16] <rymate1234> minecraft.net/redeem.jsp
#2693 [15:16] <amphibulus> i cant activate any gift code
#2694 [15:16] <ferdinand> My game just says done loading. NOTHING HAPPENS
#2695 [15:16] <amphibulus> i got this message:Woah! Something seems to have gone wrong. We'll have a tinker with it momentarily, please check back again later.
#2696 [15:16] <rymate1234> no, sky is all through phone lines
#2697 [15:17] <asiflad> phone line
#2698 [15:17] <delsol> there are some people with satellite internet... that actually can't port forward correctly.... due to having two different IP addresses that are both behind NAT..... via their service provider.
#2699 [15:17] <asiflad> what should i do then?
#2700 [15:17] <rymate1234> get a cheap vps
#2701 [15:17] <delsol> but thats not your case.
#2702 [15:17] <delsol> you should port forward
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#2704 [15:17] <asiflad> my internet comes through a phone line
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#2706 [15:18] <delsol> asiflad: You can port forward
#2707 [15:18] <asiflad> how?
#2708 [15:18] <rymate1234> alienvps is only $14 a month for 1GB
#2709 [15:18] <asiflad> ive tries
#2710 [15:18] <asiflad> it didnt work
#2711 [15:18] <rymate1234> you did it wrong
#2712 [15:18] <delsol> asiflad: what modem/router do you have?
#2713 [15:18] <asiflad> whats team veiwer?
#2714 [15:18] <asiflad> what do you mean?
#2715 [15:19] <delsol> OK.... the box you get your internet from.
#2716 [15:19] <rymate1234> use https://join.me
#2717 [15:19] <amphibulus> TeamViewer is a Remote Maintance software
#2718 [15:19] <asiflad> sky broadband netgear
#2719 [15:19] <delsol> what model number
#2720 [15:19] <rymate1234> no installation, just download and run, helper only needs to click a link
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#2722 [15:20] <rymate1234> meh
#2723 [15:20] <asiflad> sorry
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#2725 [15:20] <MysteryX96> later peeps
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#2727 [15:20] <asiflad> so what should i do?
#2728 [15:21] <rymate1234> whats your router make and model?
#2729 [15:21] <asiflad> sky broudband netgear
#2730 [15:21] <delsol> http://www.skyuser.co.uk/forum/view-ports.html
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#2732 [15:22] <delsol> there are your instructions
#2733 [15:22] <Fitler2> hey this is the minecraft help channel right?
#2734 [15:22] <rymate1234> yes
#2735 [15:22] <Fitler2> anyone know how to fix this
#2736 [15:22] <rymate1234> your problem is?
#2737 [15:22] <Fitler2> internal exception java.net.socketexception read timed out
#2738 [15:22] <Fitler2> get it all day long
#2739 [15:22] <Fitler2> for no reason
#2740 [15:22] <rymate1234> thats a server issue
#2741 [15:22] <Fitler2> really?
#2742 [15:23] <Fitler2> cause it happens in single player also
#2743 [15:23] <rymate1234> go bug your server
#2744 [15:23] <rymate1234> it shouldn't happen in single player
#2745 [15:23] <Fitler2> its not the server
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#2747 [15:23] <Fitler2> i get it on ever server
#2748 [15:23] <Fitler2> i get it in single player
#2749 [15:23] * mib_0g0rmi [mib_0g0rmi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2750 [15:23] <Fitler2> i get it fucking everywhere
#2751 [15:23] <petern> mid-game?
#2752 [15:23] <Fitler2> and noone seems to know how to fucking fix it
#2753 [15:23] <rymate1234> its a network issue with servers
#2754 [15:24] <delsol> rymate1234: It can also be caused by java issues.
#2755 [15:24] <rymate1234> it DOES NOT happen in single player
#2756 [15:24] <delsol> or my a computer that sucks.
#2757 [15:24] <mib_0g0rmi> hi i have some problems whit my minecraft
#2758 [15:24] <Sin|Away> ??> Fitler2 java/version
#2759 [15:24] <NanoAce> Fitler2: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2760 [15:24] <NanoAce> Fitler2: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2761 [15:24] <mib_0g0rmi> it's black out
#2762 [15:24] <Fitler2> i already reinstalled it tiwce
#2763 [15:24] <mib_0g0rmi> can some one help me
#2764 [15:24] <Sin|Away> Fitler2 did you use javara for the uninstall?
#2765 [15:25] <mib_0g0rmi> yes
#2766 [15:25] <Sin|Away> fitler java is notorious about bad uninstalls
#2767 [15:25] <Fitler2> so manually uninstall it
#2768 [15:25] <Sin|Away> javara is better than manual imo
#2769 [15:25] <Sin|Away> ??> Fitler2 javara
#2770 [15:25] <rymate1234> javara?
#2771 [15:25] <Sin|Away> errggh what's the trigger
#2772 [15:26] <asiflad> it asks to put in send to lan server? what should i put?
#2773 [15:26] <asiflad> on the inbound connection
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#2775 [15:27] <Sin|Away> Fitler2 http://sourceforge.net/projects/javara/files/javara/JavaRa/JavaRa.zip/download <try using that THEN reinstall java
#2776 [15:27] <TheNytangel> ?? win/javara
#2777 [15:27] <Understudy> win/javara: JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2778 [15:27] <Understudy> win/javara: JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2779 [15:28] <Wug> morning/afternoon/whatever all
#2780 [15:28] <rymate1234> what is javara?
#2781 [15:28] <Sin|Away> or wait for voxelhead to return or for someone else who knows the regular download location for javara that we link to
#2782 [15:28] <Sin|Away> ah win/
#2783 [15:28] <Sin|Away> thanks TheNytangel
#2784 [15:28] <Wug> ?y vox always dead
#2785 [15:29] <Wug> (thats a crow factoid)
#2786 [15:29] <Wug> (trololo)
#2787 [15:29] <Sin|Away> TheNytangel now we just need the list of voxelhead commands published to a real website rather than one hosted on the same computer as voxelhead runs on :P
#2788 [15:29] <rymate1234> lol
#2789 [15:29] * Sin|Away flees
#2789 [15:29] <TheNytangel> Sin|Away, I'll work on that
#2790 [15:29] <TheNytangel> ?? index
#2791 [15:29] <Understudy> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2792 [15:29] <TheNytangel> ??> TheNytangel index
#2793 [15:30] <NanoAce> TheNytangel: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2794 [15:30] <NanoAce> TheNytangel: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2795 [15:30] <rymate1234> lol
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#2798 [15:30] <Product> Hey guys.
#2799 [15:30] <Product> !seen almostroot
#2800 [15:30] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1hr 8mins 57secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#2801 [15:31] <rymate1234> !seen Notch
#2802 [15:31] <GreyBot> I last saw Notch (~ChauffeR@snow.leopards.will.take.over.freebnc.net) 1wk 4days 6hrs 44mins 50secs ago, changing their nickname to ChauffeR.
#2803 [15:31] <Wug> lol
#2804 [15:31] <Product> Hey Wug xD.
#2805 [15:31] <Product> Dang man I need almostroot so much.
#2806 [15:32] <Wug> Product: stop using centos
#2807 [15:32] <rymate1234> !seen madmom
#2808 [15:32] <GreyBot> I last saw madmom (Mibbit@c-76-106-5-94.hsd1.md.comcast.net) 43mins 52secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
#2809 [15:32] <Wug> almostroot is probably totally sick of this
#2810 [15:32] <Product> Wug: I wish.
#2811 [15:32] <Product> Wug: I want to switch to Windows, but how ? on the VPS.
#2812 [15:32] <Wug> sigh
#2813 [15:32] <Product> Wug: I ordered a RDP Windows Server.
#2814 [15:32] * mib_xbvbx5 [mib_xbvbx5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2815 [15:32] <Wug> dont use windows either
#2816 [15:32] <Shawn7777> Minecraft, Fatal error occured (4): c;/User/Appata/roaming/.minecraft/bin/wjgl.jar (access denied) help?
#2817 [15:32] <Product> Wug: What should I use ?
#2818 [15:33] <Wug> use linux of some sort
#2819 [15:33] <Product> Ubuntu ?
#2820 [15:33] <Wug> Shawn7777: turn off your anti virus programs
#2821 [15:33] <Wug> ubuntu works
#2822 [15:33] <Wug> its what I use
#2823 [15:33] <Product> Yea.
#2824 [15:33] <rymate1234> CentOS 5
#2825 [15:33] <Product> Yes rymate123.
#2826 [15:33] <Shawn7777> ok ill try
#2827 [15:33] <rymate1234> if its server
#2828 [15:33] <Product> Wug: Ok, thanks for the advice :)
#2829 [15:34] <Shawn7777> wug@ does pressing control allow you to pass that and play without turning off the anti virus
#2830 [15:34] <mib_xbvbx5> Fatal error acured 4 null wtf?
#2831 [15:34] <rymate1234> lol fatal error
#2832 [15:35] <mib_xbvbx5> ffs
#2833 [15:35] <rymate1234> try refresh
#2834 [15:35] <mib_xbvbx5> k
#2835 [15:36] <Shawn7777> doesn't pressing control allow me to pass the antivirus and play the game without turning it off?
#2836 [15:36] <Wug> Shawn7777: no idea
#2837 [15:36] <mib_xbvbx5> nop still epic error thing
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#2839 [15:36] <Wug> you could probably add an exception to your av program
#2840 [15:36] <Shawn7777> I tryed it and it didnt work :/
#2841 [15:36] <Shawn7777> ok
#2842 [15:36] <Shawn7777> ill try the av thing
#2843 [15:37] <mib_xbvbx5> i just got minecraft :(
#2844 [15:37] <mib_xbvbx5> and it broke already lol
#2845 [15:37] <rymate1234> u playing classic or beta?
#2846 [15:37] <mib_xbvbx5> beta
#2847 [15:38] <rymate1234> browser or download?
#2848 [15:38] <Shawn7777> mb_xb@ mine is Minecraft, Fatal error occured (4): c;/User/Appata/roaming/.minecraft/bin/wjgl.jar (access denied) in beta version
#2849 [15:38] <mib_xbvbx5> download
#2850 [15:38] <mib_xbvbx5> browser dont work
#2851 [15:38] <rymate1234> what antivirus u use?
#2852 [15:38] <mib_xbvbx5> me?
#2853 [15:38] * noobasaurus [noobasaurus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2854 [15:38] <asiflad> its saying my ip adress is illigel???
#2855 [15:39] <rymate1234> both of you
#2856 [15:39] <mib_xbvbx5> Norton
#2857 [15:39] <noobasaurus> ok, i have tried almost everything i can, but it won't let me connect to multiplayer D:
#2858 [15:39] <rymate1234> there is problem
#2859 [15:39] <rymate1234> norton = bad
#2860 [15:40] <asiflad> rymate1234 its saying any of the ips i put in illighal
#2861 [15:40] <noobasaurus> it keeps saying internal exception java.net.socketexception blablabla
#2862 [15:40] <mib_xbvbx5> its latest version
#2863 [15:40] <Shawn7777> ughh......this i getting annoying.....minecraft....why :/
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#2865 [15:40] <Shawn7777> mine i cant update or play multiplayer.. its says: Fatal error occured (4): c;/User/Appata/roaming/.minecraft/bin/wjgl.jar (access denied)
#2866 [15:41] <noobasaurus> shawn7777: did you try running as admin?
#2867 [15:41] <mib_xbvbx5> i cant even update
#2868 [15:41] <Shawn7777> noob, how so?
#2869 [15:41] <Shawn7777> wait running admin on my computer?Z
#2870 [15:41] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: right click on minecraft, and select, run as administrator
#2871 [15:41] <mib_xbvbx5> brb
#2872 [15:42] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: when the notice comes up 'are you sure you want to bla bla bla' select yes
#2873 [15:42] <rymate1234> lol
#2874 [15:42] <Shawn7777> trying..
#2875 [15:42] <Shawn7777> still doesnt work..
#2876 [15:43] <noobasaurus> hm...
#2877 [15:43] <Shawn7777> i have malwarebytes security
#2878 [15:43] <Shawn7777> could that be messing with it
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#2881 [15:43] <NanoAce> Voxel mode deactivated
#2882 [15:43] <rymate1234> not sure
#2883 [15:43] <Shawn7777> ive been working on this for over 2 hours :/
#2884 [15:44] <mib_xbvbx5> harsh
#2885 [15:44] <mib_xbvbx5> or fun
#2886 [15:44] <Shawn7777> in my security, were would i allow all my thing in my minecraft program, maybe that could help?
#2887 [15:44] <TheNytangel> ?? index-
#2888 [15:44] <TheNytangel> ?? index
#2889 [15:45] <mib_xbvbx5> bloody laptop
#2890 [15:45] <rymate1234> lol xD
#2891 [15:45] <Shawn7777> ...
#2892 [15:45] <noobasaurus> could someone help me? D:
#2893 [15:46] <Shawn7777> get in line noob :/
#2894 [15:46] <mib_xbvbx5> Please sign in to veriface that just bugs me
#2895 [15:46] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2896 [15:46] <noobasaurus> -throws laptop-
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#2898 [15:46] <mib_xbvbx5> yh i will
#2899 [15:46] <bellows> everytime i log in it says done loading and wont let me play my game what should i do??
#2900 [15:47] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: do you have any mods installed?
#2901 [15:47] <Shawn7777> nope
#2902 [15:47] <Shawn7777> just got the game..
#2903 [15:47] <Shawn7777> and it wouldnt load..
#2904 [15:47] <Shawn7777> well it would
#2905 [15:47] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: is it version 1.7.3?
#2906 [15:47] <mib_xbvbx5> crap i forgot i need to get winwraw again.. hate new laptops
#2907 [15:48] <Shawn7777> but i cant get it updatedm and when i enter multi it says something like expired?
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#2909 [15:48] <bellows> anyone wana help me?
#2910 [15:48] <Shawn7777> its v. 1.5 for some reason..
#2911 [15:48] <Shawn7777> and i cant update!!
#2912 [15:48] <sprocket> D:
#2913 [15:48] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: did you buy it from minecraft.net?
#2914 [15:48] <Shawn7777> yea!
#2915 [15:48] <noobasaurus> hm...
#2916 [15:48] <Shawn7777> i have an account
#2917 [15:48] <Shawn7777> downloaded 1 of the things
#2918 [15:48] <mib_xbvbx5> i spent 1 hour trying to buy it
#2919 [15:48] <Shawn7777> it loads but the game wont work..
#2920 [15:48] <rymate1234> try browser
#2921 [15:48] <noobasaurus> try browser
#2922 [15:48] <mib_xbvbx5> o2 card
#2923 [15:48] <Shawn7777> i spent like 2 hours trying to fix..
#2924 [15:48] <noobasaurus> fff
#2925 [15:49] <Shawn7777> i should try browser?"
#2926 [15:49] <noobasaurus> Shawn7777: http://www.minecraft.net/game/ play on there
#2927 [15:49] <rymate1234> yes
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#2929 [15:49] <Applegeek322> hello?
#2930 [15:49] <Shawn7777> i can play fine on my brother's laptop..
#2931 [15:49] <Shawn7777> i dont understand..
#2932 [15:50] <sprocket> Does somebody know how to fix that "Applet 7" error from the website?
#2933 [15:50] <Applegeek322> i need help
#2934 [15:50] <Shawn7777> noob, it wasnt prosessing there..
#2935 [15:50] <mib_xbvbx5> omg browser just says minecraft useless
#2936 [15:50] <rymate1234> Shawn7777: delete minecraft folder
#2937 [15:50] <Shawn7777> -throws laptop-
#2938 [15:50] <Shawn7777> delete it, why?
#2939 [15:51] <Shawn7777> what would that do?
#2940 [15:51] <rymate1234> lol
#2941 [15:51] <sprocket> hey rymate
#2942 [15:51] <rymate1234> clear out all of minecraft
#2943 [15:51] <Shawn7777> ill try in a min,..
#2944 [15:52] <Applegeek322> hello?
#2945 [15:52] <Shawn7777> im realy done with minecraft if this doesnt work soon :/
#2946 [15:52] <mib_xbvbx5> stupid administrator wont like me empty recycyle bin because of minecraft
#2947 [15:52] <mib_xbvbx5> omg i said like
#2948 [15:52] <mib_xbvbx5> omg i said like 8
#2949 [15:52] <Shawn7777> >:o raaaageee
#2950 [15:52] <mib_xbvbx5> l*
#2951 [15:52] <rymate1234> lol
#2952 [15:53] <mib_xbvbx5> omg
#2953 [15:53] <mib_xbvbx5> keyboard fail
#2954 [15:53] <Shawn7777> 3:
#2955 [15:53] <Shawn7777> this sucks...
#2956 [15:54] <Shawn7777> ive even been in this chat for like a half hour :/
#2957 [15:54] <Applegeek322> ok, my problem is that i downloaded a texture pack and now it froze minecraft
#2958 [15:54] <mib_xbvbx5> switch user brb
#2959 [15:54] <Shawn7777> apple: simple, delete the texturepack...if you cant acsess minecraft to do so, go inside your minecraft.jar folder and open your texturepacks there
#2960 [15:55] <rymate1234> applegeek: what texture pack was it?
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#2962 [15:55] <hatman> back
#2963 [15:55] <hatman> on superiror user
#2964 [15:55] <Shawn7777> -punches computer and rips out battery-
#2965 [15:55] <hatman> lol
#2966 [15:56] <Shawn7777> .....
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#2968 [15:56] <Shawn7777> ive been here way too long..
#2969 [15:57] <Applegeek322> thank you, shawn7777 my problem is fixed!!!
#2970 [15:57] <hatman> FFS STUPID NULL ERROR THINGY
#2971 [15:57] <Shawn7777> Minecraft, Fatal error occured (4): c;/User/Appata/roaming/.minecraft/bin/wjgl.jar (access denied) any help
#2972 [15:57] <Shawn7777> np apple, now if only could get mine..
#2973 [15:57] <sprocket> An error ocurred whyle loading the applet. Please contact support to resovle this issue. Fatal error occured (7)
#2974 [15:57] <hatman> grrrrrrr
#2975 [15:57] <sprocket> O-M-G
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#2977 [15:58] <sprocket> anyway to fix that problem :C
#2978 [15:58] <sprocket> An error ocurred whyle loading the applet. Please contact support to resovle this issue. Fatal error occured (7)
#2979 [15:58] <hatman> Fatal error (4) null any1 kno how to fix
#2980 [15:58] <Shawn7777> im having problemswith this: Fatal error occured (4): c;/User/Appata/roaming/.minecraft/bin/wjgl.jar (access denied)
#2981 [15:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> Shawn7777 win/reinst
#2982 [15:58] <VoxelHead> Shawn7777: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2983 [15:58] <VoxelHead> Shawn7777: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2984 [15:58] <rymate1234> meh, i am sick of these noobs
#2985 [15:58] <sprocket> lmao
#2986 [15:58] <sprocket> xD
#2987 [15:59] <Shawn7777> ill try :/
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#2989 [15:59] <hatman> emm well i cant delete anything i did'nt get to go on the game yet
#2990 [15:59] <Shawn7777> me neither hat..
#2991 [16:00] <hatman> i cant update ffs
#2992 [16:00] <Shawn7777> accomplished so far: helped someone elses problem, nothing else
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#2994 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: did you yet try following Vox's instructions?
#2995 [16:00] <hatman> minecraft work or i sew u jokez
#2996 [16:00] <DopeGhoti> ??> hatman dont/tweet
#2997 [16:00] <VoxelHead> hatman: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#2998 [16:01] <Shawn7777> i will sew if i cant fix it!
#2999 [16:01] <Shawn7777> rage..
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#3001 [16:01] <DopeGhoti> but.. it's not fabric
#3002 [16:01] <TheNytangel> People don't know how to spell "sue"
#3003 [16:01] <DopeGhoti> or are you just going to resign yourself to cross-stitching?
#3004 [16:01] <rymate1234> u
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#3007 [16:01] <Shawn7777> i thought it was spelled sue, but he spelleit the otherway so i thought i was wrong..
#3008 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: protip: don't take grammatical cues from someone who just spelled 'can't', 'cant'.
#3009 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> and, for that matter, 'didn't', 'did'nt'.
#3010 [16:02] <hatman> i like sew better the sue
#3011 [16:02] <severance> cant is a valid spelling of can't :P
#3012 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> or 'than' as 'the'
#3013 [16:02] <DopeGhoti> shall I go on?
#3014 [16:02] <severance> at least on the internet.
#3015 [16:03] <hatman> no we get you.
#3016 [16:03] <DopeGhoti> severance: no, it's not. It's common, but not correct.
#3017 [16:03] <severance> it's clearly understandable, thus it's valid
#3018 [16:03] <rymate1234> i dont believe it
#3019 [16:03] <Shawn7777> ok im in my minecraft appdate> roaming, now what?
#3020 [16:03] <rymate1234> delete everything
#3021 [16:03] <DopeGhoti> ??> Dasd dont/pm
#3022 [16:03] <VoxelHead> Dasd: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#3023 [16:03] <rymate1234> in .minecraft
#3024 [16:04] <LOL> !seen
#3025 [16:04] <LOL> !seen almostroot
#3026 [16:04] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1hr 42mins 17secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#3027 [16:04] <Shawn7777> ry eberything from minecraft right, nothing else
#3028 [16:04] <Shawn7777> spell fail
#3029 [16:04] <Shawn7777> i hate this keyboard..
#3030 [16:04] <hatman> lol
#3031 [16:04] <rymate1234> nothing else, just minecraft
#3032 [16:04] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: here, again, are the exact instructions:
#3033 [16:04] <Shawn7777> ok, then what
#3034 [16:04] <DopeGhoti> ??> Shawn7777 win/reinst
#3035 [16:04] <VoxelHead> Shawn7777: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3036 [16:04] <VoxelHead> Shawn7777: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3037 [16:04] <Shawn7777> did that
#3038 [16:05] <Dasd> reinstall windows
#3039 [16:05] <Dasd> xD
#3040 [16:05] <hatman> WE CANT WE CANT GET ON THE GAME
#3041 [16:05] <rymate1234> now run minecraft again
#3042 [16:05] <Shawn7777> so just delete mineraft (sorry im not techy)
#3043 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: the _contents_ of the .minecraft directory
#3044 [16:05] <rymate1234> after deleting it
#3045 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> rymate1234: exactly
#3046 [16:05] <hatman> i cant
#3047 [16:05] <Shawn7777> minecraft folder deleted
#3048 [16:05] <Shawn7777> ten reinstall?
#3049 [16:05] <DopeGhoti> ...that'll work too.
#3050 [16:06] <Shawn7777> then reinstall?
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#3052 [16:06] <rymate1234> yes
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#3054 [16:06] <DopeGhoti> <VoxelHead>: [...]Then, try running Minecraft again.
#3055 [16:06] <DopeGhoti> please read all of the directions which you are given.
#3056 [16:06] <hatman> well i got diffrent error
#3057 [16:07] <hatman> Null error thing
#3058 [16:07] <Shawn7777> oh my god!!!! it worked!!!!!
#3059 [16:07] <hatman> srs
#3060 [16:07] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: that'll be $8.
#3061 [16:07] <rymate1234|away> yay
#3062 [16:07] <rymate1234|away> lol
#3063 [16:07] <hatman> aww
#3064 [16:07] <hatman> lucky
#3065 [16:08] <hatman> i'm screwd
#3066 [16:08] <Shawn7777> thank you so much for staying with me :/
#3067 [16:08] <DopeGhoti> hatman: have you even tried following those steps yet, or are you still wringing your hands and professing that you can't?
#3068 [16:08] <Shawn7777> that took forever..
#3069 [16:08] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: it's what I do
#3070 [16:08] <rymate1234|away> ur welccome
#3071 [16:08] <hatman> DopeGhoti can u help me?
#3072 [16:08] <Shawn7777> anyways, after 2 hours of diffrent ideas, now i cant spent 200000 hours on minecraft XD
#3073 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> hatman win/reinst
#3074 [16:09] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3075 [16:09] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3076 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> hatman: have you tried that yet?
#3077 [16:09] <LOL> !seen product
#3078 [16:09] <GreyBot> I last saw product (Mibbit@201-229-82-13.setardsl.aw) 35mins 29secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: Wug: Ok, thanks for the advice :)
#3079 [16:09] <hatman> i havent got .minecraft thing
#3080 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> okay, delete your launcher, and go here
#3081 [16:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> hatman win/client
#3082 [16:09] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#3083 [16:10] <Shawn7777> well guys, see ya, thanks a ton?
#3084 [16:10] <Shawn7777> i mean ton!
#3085 [16:10] <Shawn7777> peace
#3086 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> Shawn7777: happy mining!
#3087 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> and crafting!
#3088 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> ..where's my $8? (:
#3089 [16:10] <Shawn7777> trolallalalalal, creepaaaa
#3090 [16:10] <Shawn7777> emails@
#3091 [16:10] <Shawn7777> XD
#3092 [16:10] <DopeGhoti> \o
#3093 [16:10] <Shawn7777> well see ya
#3094 [16:11] <hatman> got Fatal error acured 4 Null
#3095 [16:11] <DopeGhoti> hatman: at what point do you get that error exactly?
#3096 [16:11] <hatman> Update on Downloading pacages
#3097 [16:12] <DopeGhoti> ??> hatman win/profile
#3098 [16:12] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3099 [16:12] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3100 [16:12] <hatman> ty ill try it
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#3105 [16:26] <hatman> back
#3106 [16:26] <hatman> DopeGhoti thank you it worked.
#3107 [16:28] <DopeGhoti> \o
#3108 [16:28] <hatman> xD
#3109 [16:29] <hatman> well im off to play minecraft bb cheers for the help
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#3113 [16:36] <mib_2xhm2q> hey i have a question for you guys
#3114 [16:36] <mib_2xhm2q> i just bought minecraft and I am trying to run it on a Mac computer in firefox. my java and everything on my computer is up to date, but when i try to load it in browser it just shows up as a white screen. can anyone help me out?
#3115 [16:37] <mib_2xhm2q> anyone?
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#3119 [16:43] <Princess> Hello
#3120 [16:43] <Wise> I love people that quit right after asking a question
#3121 [16:43] <Princess> I have a problem with MineCraft
#3122 [16:43] <Wise> hey anyone using this GSLS shader mod? how do I activate the shaders?
#3123 [16:44] <metalmaniac91> need help.. says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet jar pack
#3124 [16:44] <metalmaniac91> what do i do
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#3126 [16:45] <Princess> Sometimes my screen begins to jump in MineCraft, and other times i see all under me and when i look around me i dont see anything anymore, i did restall it and other things, it dosent work at all..
#3127 [16:47] <Rikairchy> Hello guys
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#3129 [16:47] <andy123789> emm how do i get two mods on at the one time
#3130 [16:48] <Wise> if they're compatible you install both just as you do either one
#3131 [16:48] <andy123789> ok em how do you get a mob of and then putting on another one
#3132 [16:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> metalmaniac91 win/reinst
#3133 [16:49] <VoxelHead> metalmaniac91: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3134 [16:49] <VoxelHead> metalmaniac91: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3135 [16:49] <metalmaniac91> anyone wanna help me out?
#3136 [16:49] <metalmaniac91> need help please
#3137 [16:49] <metalmaniac91> says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet jar pack
#3138 [16:50] <DopeGhoti> I.. just did.
#3139 [16:50] <andy123789> how do i take a mob off
#3140 [16:50] <metalmaniac91> thanks!
#3141 [16:50] <TheNytangel> ??> andy123789 forceupdate
#3142 [16:50] <VoxelHead> andy123789: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3143 [16:50] <VoxelHead> andy123789: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3144 [16:51] <andy123789> ok thx
#3145 [16:51] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, I put the faqs onto my website for when VoxelHead is down.. along with the website..
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#3147 [16:52] <asddas> hey guys i have a question
#3148 [16:52] <rymate1234> yes?
#3149 [16:52] <asddas> okkk......
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#3151 [16:53] <rymate1234> meh gotta go
#3152 [16:53] <asddas> when i try to connect to this server 96.44.142.245:25579
#3153 [16:53] <TheNytangel> !check 96.44.142.245:25579
#3154 [16:53] <asddas> it says disconnected by server you are not white listed??
#3155 [16:53] <TheNytangel> asddas, they have a whitelist and you aren't on it
#3156 [16:54] <asddas> why not?
#3157 [16:54] <TheNytangel> asddas, because they didn't put you on it
#3158 [16:54] <asddas> i was on this server for ever
#3159 [16:54] <asddas> so they might put me on?
#3160 [16:54] <TheNytangel> asddas, we can't change anything. Ask them
#3161 [16:54] <asddas> because this is the fisrt time this ever happened
#3162 [16:54] <asddas> ok
#3163 [16:55] <asddas> thank you
#3164 [16:55] <asddas> :))))
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#3167 [17:00] <MossyStump> Why hello everyone, I came here seeking some assistance
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#3170 [17:08] <mib_00q2lq> p
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#3173 [17:09] <pizzasouce> p
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#3175 [17:17] <Product> !seen almostroot
#3176 [17:17] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 2hrs 55mins 3secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#3177 [17:17] <Product> Thanks Aubot and GreyBot.
#3178 [17:17] <Product> is now AFK.
#3179 [17:18] <Wise> hey anyone using this GSLS shader mod? how do I activate the shaders? I'm not getting depth of field after just installing it
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#3181 [17:19] <MossyStump> Would anyone here be able to assist me'??
#3182 [17:20] <MossyStump> ?*
#3183 [17:22] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on our telepathy.
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#3185 [17:24] <MossyStump> Heh - well, it appears as if my game has a minute amount of lag, and it's basically the most frustrating thing in the world. Quite frankly though it doesn't make much sense to me, because my laptop is fairly decent and should be able to run this fine
#3186 [17:25] <onix> Does anybody got this problem with minecraft?
#3187 [17:25] <onix> "An error occured while loading the applet." "Please contact support to resolve this issue." "Fatal error occured (7): com.mojang.minecraft.MinecraftApplet"
#3188 [17:25] <onix> any fixing method?
#3189 [17:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> onix win/reinst
#3190 [17:25] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3191 [17:25] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3192 [17:26] <onix> thanks, but i have already done that
#3193 [17:26] <onix> besides, i deleted the registry files
#3194 [17:26] <onix> but apparently it doesnt work
#3195 [17:26] <DopeGhoti> ..registry files?
#3196 [17:26] <onix> D:
#3197 [17:26] <DopeGhoti> Minecraft makes no entries into the Registry.
#3198 [17:26] <onix> mmh
#3199 [17:26] <onix> i deleted something
#3200 [17:26] <onix> in ther xD
#3201 [17:26] <onix> there
#3202 [17:27] <onix> is there anyfix?
#3203 [17:28] <MossyStump> I believe VoxelHead is a bot - but don't quote me on that
#3204 [17:30] <onix> dope, is there any other way to fix that?
#3205 [17:31] <DopeGhoti> ??> onix win/profile
#3206 [17:31] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3207 [17:31] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3208 [17:34] <MossyStump> bot-tacular. Anyway, it's actually more than a bit of lag, the game is playable but it acts as if it is constantly stuttering
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#3210 [17:36] <yoshi> hey, i think i somehow broke my minecraft
#3211 [17:36] <yoshi> hellos
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#3213 [17:37] <charmander> hello?
#3214 [17:37] <charmander> can anyone help me
#3215 [17:38] <Opeth> ?? ask
#3216 [17:38] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3217 [17:38] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3218 [17:39] <charmander> ok, i was trying to download a mod, but it somehow screwed up my minecraft and i couldnt play. i couldnt figure out wut was wrong so i just deleted all of my minecraft stuff, and redownloaded it from the website. and it still doesnt work
#3219 [17:40] <MossyStump> Alright - I have a second issue now after deleting my .minecraft folder and re-downloading the client. When attempting to execute the minecraft tile an error is detected by the Java Runtime Environment: EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x00000000773f0895, pid=3860, tid=7720
#3220 [17:41] <charmander> what
#3221 [17:42] <charmander> i need help
#3222 [17:42] <MossyStump> Java is up to date too
#3223 [17:42] <mauser> Hi all. Why i cant host my server in minecraft by hamachi? pls give me some tips or some help by xfire or skype... will be great fi you will help guys.
#3224 [17:42] <SlashLife> charmander: Define "all of my minecraft stuff"
#3225 [17:42] <SlashLife> Are you on Windows?
#3226 [17:43] <charmander> no mac, i literally deleted everything
#3227 [17:43] <charmander> i think
#3228 [17:43] <SlashLife> mauser: Did you add an exception to your firewall for the Hamachi connection?
#3229 [17:44] <SlashLife> charmander: Mh. On Windows you have a loader which runs completely distinct from its data files ... I don't know how it is on the Mac, though, sorry.
#3230 [17:45] <charmander> k, is there anyone else who can help me
#3231 [17:48] <DopeGhoti> ??> charmander mac/reinst
#3232 [17:48] <VoxelHead> charmander: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3233 [17:48] <VoxelHead> charmander: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3234 [17:49] <charmander> thanks
#3235 [17:50] <MossyStump> Interesting - I stopped getting the error after I stopped running the launcher in compatibility mode
#3236 [17:50] <charmander> hmm, it still is crashing
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#3238 [17:59] <MossyStump> Is it possible to change the affinity for java so that it uses more processors?
#3239 [17:59] <MossyStump> I don't know how many Java/Minecraft uses by default :c
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#3241 [18:00] <Comet> hey i'm having trouble seeting up a server? can you help me out?
#3242 [18:02] <Morrolan> Define "trouble" please.
#3243 [18:02] <Morrolan> MossyStump: Well, you should be able to change this (if you're on Windows) in the taskmanager for example.
#3244 [18:03] <MossyStump> Java, or minecraft?
#3245 [18:03] <MossyStump> For java - it won't let me
#3246 [18:03] <Morrolan> MossyStump: I am, however, not sure how you would go about making it permanently.
#3247 [18:03] <Morrolan> Oh, strange.
#3248 [18:03] <Morrolan> What does it say?
#3249 [18:03] <MossyStump> Two seconds - let me shut down TF2
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#3251 [18:04] <MossyStump> Oh... it's letting me now, it didn't before :/
#3252 [18:04] <MossyStump> Looks like it's using all 7...
#3253 [18:04] <Comet> well i port forwarded, made myself an op, i did all of that stuff but when i try to join it it just says connecting forever, and then connection lost.
#3254 [18:04] <MossyStump> Why does it stutter so much then T_T
#3255 [18:04] <Morrolan> MossyStump: Yea. Well, Minecraft itself does not really do any mutlithreading, so it won't help much I fear.
#3256 [18:05] <MossyStump> Gah
#3257 [18:05] <Morrolan> Comet: Could you check with http://www.canyouseeme.org/ whether portforwarding was done correctly? (The server has to be running in order to check this)
#3258 [18:05] <MossyStump> Even on the lowest possible settings I get quite a bit of stuttering
#3259 [18:06] <Comet> yeah it's running, it tells me the connection timed out.
#3260 [18:06] <Morrolan> MossyStump: Hmm, you could try to let Java run on core #6 for example, and make sure that nothing CPU intense is running on that core apart from it.
#3261 [18:06] <Morrolan> MossyStump: Apart from this, there is also a mod called "Optimine", it is known to boost performance quite a lot. You could try your luck with that mod.
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#3263 [18:07] <mib_grgfhn> can someone help me
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#3265 [18:07] <Morrolan> Comet: So you checked with www.canyouseeme.org now?
#3266 [18:07] <Morrolan> mib_grgfhn: Only if you tell us your issue.
#3267 [18:08] <mib_grgfhn> i was just playing minecraft fixing my house i get off for 5 minutes i try to go back on it comes to the minecraft loading page then it goes black and nothing shows
#3268 [18:08] <Comet> yeah, it told me they couldn't see my service on (my ip) on 25565. and that the connection timed out.
#3269 [18:09] <MossyStump> Still great stuttering... *sigh* It ran better on my 6 year old desktop T_T
#3270 [18:09] <Morrolan> mib_grgfhn: Ok. Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux=
#3271 [18:09] <Morrolan> ?*
#3272 [18:09] <mib_grgfhn> windows
#3273 [18:09] <Morrolan> Comet: In this case there is something which still blocks it. Are you using any security software?
#3274 [18:10] <Morrolan> ??> mib_grgfhn win/reinst
#3275 [18:10] <VoxelHead> mib_grgfhn: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3276 [18:10] <VoxelHead> mib_grgfhn: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3277 [18:10] <Morrolan> Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please, mib_grgfhn.
#3278 [18:10] <Morrolan> If it didn't work we'll have to look further what the issue might be.
#3279 [18:10] <mib_grgfhn> ok
#3280 [18:11] <lemon-rev> morrolan ?
#3281 [18:11] <lemon-rev> mornin
#3282 [18:11] <Morrolan> Ugh, failing voicenotice script. XD
#3283 [18:11] <Morrolan> It only parsed the whole word. ;)
#3284 [18:11] <lemon-rev> i got anyone lol
#3285 [18:11] <Morrolan> the first word*
#3286 [18:11] <Morrolan> Yep. :D
#3287 [18:11] <Comet> i might, nothing crazy that i know of, is there someway i can check?
#3288 [18:12] <Morrolan> Comet: Well, not really. You could, for example, look what tray icons you have. (On the lower right)
#3289 [18:12] <lemon-rev> morrolan have you gotten these two to update there video drivers ?
#3290 [18:12] <Morrolan> Uh, no idea, didn't see anyone whose driver might need updating so far.
#3291 [18:12] <lemon-rev> k
#3292 [18:12] <mib_grgfhn> voxelhead what is the saves directory in there it has 7 folders bin, texture packs, mods ,resources, saves, stats?
#3293 [18:13] <Comet> the only security thing is nortan.
#3294 [18:13] <Morrolan> mib_grgfhn: Well, the directory called "saves" obviously. ;)
#3295 [18:13] <Comet> *sorry norton
#3296 [18:13] <Morrolan> Comet: Ok, look if there is anything like an "Application firewall" or similar there.
#3297 [18:13] <mib_grgfhn> oo sorry im new to this whole comp thing lol :P
#3298 [18:13] <Morrolan> If there is them you might have to allow the server to communicate through it.
#3299 [18:13] <Morrolan> mib_grgfhn: No worries. ;)
#3300 [18:14] <Comet> nope
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#3302 [18:14] <Morrolan> lemon-rev: Anway, since you're already here, could you take over? I slowly feel like going to bed. ;)
#3303 [18:14] <Morrolan> Comet: Hmm. :S
#3304 [18:14] <Comet> yeah, i know.
#3305 [18:14] <Morrolan> Comet: There does seem to be something which blocks it. I am not sure on what exactly.
#3306 [18:14] <lemon-rev> lol
#3307 [18:14] <lemon-rev> i see
#3308 [18:14] <lemon-rev> i can try
#3309 [18:14] <MossyStump> I have a bit of a random question... With the newer support for Modders for the game, why would Notch continue to develop a "sky realm" of sorts when The Aether exists
#3310 [18:15] <lemon-rev> mossystump because he wants to make it hes own,
#3311 [18:15] <mib_grgfhn> omfg thank u so much it worked thanks u guys <3
#3312 [18:16] <mib_grgfhn> but now for some reason it is laggingg
#3313 [18:16] <mib_grgfhn> very badf
#3314 [18:16] <Morrolan> lemon-rev: Ah, thanks. :)
#3315 [18:16] <lemon-rev> mib_grgfhn try goto the settings inside minecraft and playing with the settings
#3316 [18:17] <lemon-rev> np
#3317 [18:17] <Morrolan> In this case, have a nice dy everyone.
#3318 [18:17] <lemon-rev> nn Morrolan
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#3320 [18:17] <mib_t8ui3o> does any 1 no why when i log in the screen goes black??
#3321 [18:17] <lemon-rev> hm
#3322 [18:17] <lemon-rev> mib_t8ui3o have you installed a mod ?
#3323 [18:17] <mib_t8ui3o> no
#3324 [18:17] <Comet> yeah all of my firewalls and malware is off.
#3325 [18:17] <lemon-rev> mib_t8ui3o has the game worked before
#3326 [18:17] <mib_t8ui3o> ye
#3327 [18:18] <lemon-rev> comet are you running though a router ?
#3328 [18:18] <mib_t8ui3o> yes
#3329 [18:18] <Comet> yes
#3330 [18:18] <lemon-rev> comet login to your router and do a port forward
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#3332 [18:18] <Comet> i have already
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#3334 [18:18] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_t8ui3o win/reinst
#3335 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mib_t8ui3o: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3336 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mib_t8ui3o: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3337 [18:19] <Comet> the start and end prots are both 25565 right?
#3338 [18:19] <lemon-rev> hm, yes
#3339 [18:19] <lemon-rev> thats correct
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#3341 [18:21] <OlliK1983> hello everybody!
#3342 [18:21] <lemon-rev> hi
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#3345 [18:24] <OlliK1983> i have a big problem with my MC installation. my MC crashes by trying to adjust the sound... can anyone help me with this problem? :/
#3346 [18:25] <lemon-rev> OlliK1983 are you sure the installed minecraft is properly installed ?
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#3350 [18:26] <OlliK1983> yes. played MC a few days without sound..
#3351 [18:27] <lemon-rev> ??> OlliK1983 win/reinst
#3352 [18:27] <VoxelHead> OlliK1983: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3353 [18:27] <VoxelHead> OlliK1983: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3354 [18:27] <lemon-rev> try that and see if anything new happens
#3355 [18:27] <OlliK1983> ok...
#3356 [18:29] <OlliK1983> this solution have no effect...
#3357 [18:29] <OlliK1983> :(
#3358 [18:29] <OlliK1983> same problem
#3359 [18:29] <lemon-rev> ok
#3360 [18:29] <lemon-rev> OlliK1983 what type of sound card do you have ?
#3361 [18:30] <mib_lwux78> i need help i keep dieing on single player and keep looseing all my stuff and the computer spwans me somewhere where on the other side of the world i'm getting really mad can i choose where i spwan
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#3363 [18:31] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 no you cant choose where you spawn you should spawn at wehre you start in the world when you die
#3364 [18:31] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 no you cant choose where you spawn you should spawn at wehre you start in the world when you di
#3365 [18:31] <lemon-rev> lol
#3366 [18:31] <Comet> so i've port forwarded and all that jazz, but it's still telling me the connection is timing out.
#3367 [18:31] <OlliK1983> soundblaster
#3368 [18:31] <lemon-rev> comet is this for muliplayer ?
#3369 [18:31] <OlliK1983> a few month ago i played MC with sound
#3370 [18:31] <Comet> yes
#3371 [18:31] <lemon-rev> ??> OlliK1983 win/dxdiag
#3372 [18:31] <VoxelHead> OlliK1983: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3373 [18:31] <VoxelHead> OlliK1983: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3374 [18:31] <lemon-rev> comet its the server thats down and not your end then
#3375 [18:32] <mib_lwux78> how do you connect to mutiti player
#3376 [18:32] <Comet> so what can i do to up it?
#3377 [18:32] <OlliK1983> ok
#3378 [18:32] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 either make home near that point or put up with dieing,
#3379 [18:32] <lemon-rev> comet contract who ever controls the server
#3380 [18:32] <Comet> okay that's me
#3381 [18:32] <lemon-rev> hm
#3382 [18:32] <mib_lwux78> i still don't follow
#3383 [18:33] <lemon-rev> comet what ip are you useing to connect your self with ?
#3384 [18:33] <mib_lwux78> my wifi
#3385 [18:33] <Comet> i was told to go to "ipchicken.com" and use the on that they gave me.
#3386 [18:33] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 when you start a world you have a spawning point that point always exists unless you make a bed and sleep
#3387 [18:34] <Comet> would you like to know what it is?
#3388 [18:34] <OlliK1983> http://pastebin.com/csUcCdPd
#3389 [18:34] <lemon-rev> hangon
#3390 [18:34] <mib_lwux78> sure
#3391 [18:34] <OlliK1983> ok
#3392 [18:35] <mib_lwux78> can you add friends on mine-craft miti player
#3393 [18:35] <lemon-rev> comet so the ip given there is the ip your connecting to with your server correct ? are you also running the server file ?
#3394 [18:35] <lemon-rev> hum, OlliK1983 Lautsprecher (2- Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Audio) < thats your sound
#3395 [18:36] <OlliK1983> yes
#3396 [18:36] <Comet> that is correct, and i am running the server file when i try to join it. i'll double check all of the ip's n such real quick.
#3397 [18:36] <mib_lwux78> i always swpan on an island that has nothing
#3398 [18:36] <lemon-rev> ollik it could be the game doesnt knwo that soundcard and is f'oobaring up for you
#3399 [18:37] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 then make a new world
#3400 [18:37] <Comet> yeah it's the same on both minecraft and the server ip.
#3401 [18:38] <OlliK1983> a few weeks ago i played MC WITH sound.. i don't know whats the problem is...
#3402 [18:38] <mib_lwux78> i might need help in the future can i add you as a friend
#3403 [18:38] <lemon-rev> comet please wait the game runs so just give me a tick to see if i can solve the rest of these guys problems
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#3405 [18:38] <lemon-rev> mib_lwux78 do as you wish
#3406 [18:38] <OlliK1983> my brothers PC have the same specifications. he can play MC without problems
#3407 [18:39] <lemon-rev> OlliK1983 is it possible the soundcard could have changed, also check control pannel sound and see if theres something you can possible change it too
#3408 [18:39] <Comet> uh, i guess so? i'll just in the chat i guess until you're ready.
#3409 [18:39] <mib_lwux78> my name is slappyconsuela
#3410 [18:39] <lemon-rev> on game or client
#3411 [18:39] <lemon-rev> and that i cant do i run a different client to you
#3412 [18:40] <chunky> i've haveing problems downloading i ran it but when i put my user and password in it sayes it's not valid
#3413 [18:41] <lemon-rev> OlliK1983 only other thing i can think of is uninstall your sound card and reinstall it after a reboot
#3414 [18:42] <lemon-rev> chunky goto minecraft.net and login and click broswer for me
#3415 [18:42] <chunky> i'am on a laptop walk me thew it
#3416 [18:43] <lemon-rev> goto the broswer goto web site www.minecraft.net and do as i said
#3417 [18:43] <lemon-rev> easy
#3418 [18:43] <lemon-rev> comet you still with us ?
#3419 [18:43] <chunky> yeah
#3420 [18:43] <lemon-rev> your chunky :P
#3421 [18:43] <chunky> got to go
#3422 [18:43] <lemon-rev> k
#3423 [18:43] <OlliK1983> oh.. ok...
#3424 [18:43] <OlliK1983> mom...
#3425 [18:44] <lemon-rev> ?????
#3426 [18:44] <lemon-rev> OlliK1983 it was a surgestion you dont have to take it but its the only thing i can think of to get it to work
#3427 [18:46] <OlliK1983> i will try this tomorrow.. thanks for your time and your helo! bye!
#3428 [18:46] <lemon-rev> bye
#3429 [18:46] <MossyStump> Lemon - would you know of anything that might be causing a great deal of stuttering in the game on any graphical setting
#3430 [18:47] <lemon-rev> hm
#3431 [18:47] <lemon-rev> possbily ram ?
#3432 [18:47] <lemon-rev> can you do a dxdiag for us ?
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#3434 [18:47] <lemon-rev> ??> MossyStump win/dxdiag
#3435 [18:47] <VoxelHead> MossyStump: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3436 [18:47] <VoxelHead> MossyStump: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3437 [18:47] <MossyStump> I'll have to be - thank you
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#3439 [18:49] <MossyStump> http://pastebin.com/TtddLH9h
#3440 [18:49] <esfsteven> hey guys i bought the game maybe five months ago and havnt played for a while but i got back into it today and tried to login but it said user not premium
#3441 [18:49] <esfsteven> anyone know what to do
#3442 [18:49] <lemon-rev> MossyStump Memory: 6144MB RAM
#3443 [18:49] <lemon-rev> you have shit loads of ram
#3444 [18:50] <esfsteven> is minecraft updating or something
#3445 [18:50] <lemon-rev> esfsteven try loggin into minecraft.net site and click broswer for us please
#3446 [18:50] <esfsteven> k thx
#3447 [18:50] <MossyStump> Mhm. Minecraft runs better on my 6 year old desktop than it does on this xP
#3448 [18:51] <lemon-rev> ??> MossyStump win/reinst
#3449 [18:51] <VoxelHead> MossyStump: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3450 [18:51] <VoxelHead> MossyStump: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3451 [18:51] <lemon-rev> dont forgeet your running win 7
#3452 [18:51] <lemon-rev> lol
#3453 [18:52] <MossyStump> I've done that already - several times
#3454 [18:52] <mib_dqgv8r> hello?
#3455 [18:52] <Comet> oh hey i'm here lemon-rev
#3456 [18:52] <mib_dqgv8r> is this where i get help?
#3457 [18:52] <lemon-rev> comet i was going to see if i could get to your server or at least check it
#3458 [18:52] <lemon-rev> comet could you type !myip please
#3459 [18:52] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r maybe
#3460 [18:52] <Comet> !myip
#3461 [18:53] <lemon-rev> !check 24.17.240.86
#3462 [18:53] <mib_dqgv8r> my computer crashed and i cant re install minecraft do you know how?
#3463 [18:53] <Comet> yes, or so the computers tell me
#3464 [18:53] <lemon-rev> comet something about your port forwarding prehapse
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#3466 [18:53] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r goto minecraft.net and get the client
#3467 [18:54] <mib_dqgv8r> i says it is downloading 0% of the game
#3468 [18:54] <Comet> i'll try to just make a new port forward hting.
#3469 [18:54] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r does it quit after that ?
#3470 [18:54] <lemon-rev> comet ok
#3471 [18:54] <yoshi> anybody know if someone downloads the game and uses ur account on another computer does it not let you play on the first computer you played it on
#3472 [18:54] <mib_dqgv8r> well i get the launcher on my desktop and it doesnt do anything when i click on it
#3473 [18:55] <lemon-rev> youshi thats stupid of you if thats what your diong, you can not use two accounts at the same time or the one account on two computers
#3474 [18:55] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r goto minecraft.net login, click broswer for me
#3475 [18:56] <yoshi> no someone stole my account
#3476 [18:56] <yoshi> not on purpose
#3477 [18:56] <mib_dqgv8r> when i try to play on browser i get a black screen then a white oone
#3478 [18:56] <lemon-rev> then tell them to stop useing your account
#3479 [18:56] <yoshi> well will they have to delete the file on their computer
#3480 [18:56] <Keltinray> They have to log in as themselves
#3481 [18:56] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r please goto start / control pannel add remove programs remove java / reinstall it java.com
#3482 [18:57] <MossyStump> Change your accounts password :P
#3483 [18:57] <yoshi> haha ok
#3484 [18:57] <Comet> so i deleted the minecraft service and re-made it.
#3485 [18:57] <lemon-rev> youshi no just stop useing the login info
#3486 [18:57] <yoshi> except its my friend who stole it
#3487 [18:57] <MossyStump> Are you sure he's your friend if he goes around stealing your stuff?
#3488 [18:57] <lemon-rev> well yoshi youll have to talk to them about that
#3489 [18:57] <MossyStump> Sorry - I'm not helping :3
#3490 [18:58] <mib_dqgv8r> just delete java????
#3491 [18:58] <yoshi> yeah ill tell them to stop using it
#3492 [18:58] <lemon-rev> MossyStump thats a good idear
#3493 [18:58] <lemon-rev> lol
#3494 [18:58] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r yes
#3495 [18:58] <lemon-rev> comet can you try again on !check please
#3496 [18:58] <lemon-rev> type in !check :)
#3497 [18:59] <Comet> !check
#3498 [18:59] <lemon-rev> ok, something still up
#3499 [18:59] <MossyStump> I'll just sit quietly in the corner until you're free
#3500 [18:59] <lemon-rev> that wont happen
#3501 [18:59] <Comet> ugh what's wrong with the ip!?
#3502 [18:59] <lemon-rev> comet hwo about you just play the game and get someone else to make a server
#3503 [18:59] <mib_dqgv8r> how do i get rid of java so that i can reinstall it
#3504 [19:00] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_dqgv8r win/javara
#3505 [19:00] <VoxelHead> mib_dqgv8r: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3506 [19:00] <VoxelHead> mib_dqgv8r: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3507 [19:00] <mib_dqgv8r> cool thanks
#3508 [19:01] <Comet> that is a bitter truth i'm not willing to face.
#3509 [19:01] <lemon-rev> hm,
#3510 [19:01] <lemon-rev> keep trying to port forward then
#3511 [19:01] <lemon-rev> MossyStump now whats up ?
#3512 [19:02] <mib_dqgv8r> so how do i use javara
#3513 [19:02] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r you should just beable to run it, and it tells you
#3514 [19:02] <Comet> alright, one thing though, when i try to join the server, and minecraft tells me the connection has timed out, the actual server doesn't say anything, so i suspect there is something wrong with the ip adress itself.
#3515 [19:02] <lemon-rev> i think ?
#3516 [19:02] <MossyStump> Just waiting to hear if you have any other suggestions xP I really want to play Minecraft
#3517 [19:02] <mib_dqgv8r> was i supposed to download the zip version
#3518 [19:02] <lemon-rev> comet it means the server isnt up or your not allowd via a whitelist
#3519 [19:03] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r i dont know how it comes and if so get winrar or some other 7zip prog to unzip it
#3520 [19:03] <lemon-rev> MossyStump have you tryed reinstalling java ?
#3521 [19:03] <Comet> but the whitelist text document is empty
#3522 [19:03] <MossyStump> No, but I do have the latest version
#3523 [19:04] <mib_dqgv8r> i have winrar
#3524 [19:04] <lemon-rev> im not going to say it
#3525 [19:04] <mib_dqgv8r> i dont know how to use it though
#3526 [19:04] <lemon-rev> MossyStump have you tryed again to run though broswer ?
#3527 [19:04] <MossyStump> Pardon?
#3528 [19:05] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r double click on the file .zip and winrar should pop up, inside that you should see extra files, extract that to a new folder as you choose, then run the exe once you have done so
#3529 [19:05] <lemon-rev> MossyStump ? what you mean pardon i meant run it though broswer ie, minecraft.net login click broswer
#3530 [19:05] <lemon-rev> doh
#3531 [19:06] <MossyStump> I didn't understand what you were asking :P I'll give it a whirl
#3532 [19:06] <lemon-rev> MossyStump goto minecraft.net login on homepage theres a broswer next to the client download
#3533 [19:06] <lemon-rev> when you do this you can run the game via broswer
#3534 [19:07] <Comet> should the whitelist have anything in it?
#3535 [19:07] <MossyStump> It runs the same as it does from my desktop
#3536 [19:07] <lemon-rev> not unless you wish to block people you know
#3537 [19:07] <mib_dqgv8r> ok i got javara running it says do i remove older versions???
#3538 [19:08] <lemon-rev> MossyStump so are you still getting a black screen ?
#3539 [19:08] <lemon-rev> mib_dqgv8r please yes
#3540 [19:08] <Comet> crap, this just doesn't make any sense.
#3541 [19:08] <lemon-rev> comet ?
#3542 [19:08] <MossyStump> I have never gotten a black screen, or mentioned getting a black screen
#3543 [19:08] <Comet> yes?
#3544 [19:09] <mib_dqgv8r> it says i gotta close the internet ill try to get back on this deally if thanks
#3545 [19:09] <lemon-rev> MossyStump please tell me again wtf is up cause i have been helping and have forgotten
#3546 [19:09] <lemon-rev> np mib_dqgv8r
#3547 [19:09] <MossyStump> No worries - My game has a constant stutter no matter what the settings are
#3548 [19:09] <lemon-rev> comet whats not making sence ?
#3549 [19:10] <Comet> why my server won't let me connect to it.
#3550 [19:10] <lemon-rev> MossyStump so even on web broswer it still stutters ?
#3551 [19:10] <MossyStump> Yes
#3552 [19:10] <lemon-rev> MossyStump please just try this and uninstall java and reinstall it again please java.com
#3553 [19:10] <lemon-rev> comet sorry to hear
#3554 [19:11] <Comet> do have a server for minecraft? and if so how do you connect to it?
#3555 [19:12] <lemon-rev> hm, i know other s run there server and allow others to connect, i suppose i can give you one, give me a tick ill get the ip
#3556 [19:13] <Comet> what is this tick stuff?
#3557 [19:13] <lemon-rev> comet it ment ill be back in a min, you should have a private window open check it
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#3560 [19:14] <theguythatneedshelp> lemon rev? hello?
#3561 [19:15] <doubledig> black screen of death? how do you fix
#3562 [19:15] <lemon-rev> whole of windows or just minecraft ?
#3563 [19:16] <theguythatneedshelp> hey its the guy that just used java ra.. what am i supposed to do now?
#3564 [19:16] <lemon-rev> goto java.com < reinsta
#3565 [19:16] <lemon-rev> installit
#3566 [19:16] <doubledig> just minecraft window
#3567 [19:16] <theguythatneedshelp> ok
#3568 [19:16] <lemon-rev> doubledig did you install a mod? did the game work before ? and what have you tryed ?
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#3570 [19:17] <theguythatneedshelp> it says i have the recomended java already on here
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#3572 [19:18] <doubledig> just downloaded, never played on this computer before. have java 6 update 26 says its the current version
#3573 [19:18] <lemon-rev> theguythatneedshelp please try re-running the game then
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#3575 [19:18] <lemon-rev> ??> doubledig win/dxdiag
#3576 [19:18] <VoxelHead> doubledig: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3577 [19:18] <VoxelHead> doubledig: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3578 [19:19] <LolAlex> Could anyone help me with my transaction problems? I cannot buy minecraft for some reason.
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#3580 [19:19] <theguythatneedshelp> i thyed on the browser i got a black screen
#3581 [19:20] <lemon-rev> theguythatneedshelp can you do a dxdaig as well please
#3582 [19:20] <theguythatneedshelp> what is that?
#3583 [19:20] <lemon-rev> can you read what vox said
#3584 [19:22] <theguythatneedshelp> i read it where am i supposed to do this?
#3585 [19:22] <lemon-rev> on your computer and possibly desktop
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#3587 [19:23] <Rentablecone> Oh
#3588 [19:23] <theguythatneedshelp> ok what is pressing the win+R keys??
#3589 [19:23] <lemon-rev> lol
#3590 [19:23] <Rentablecone> where to i goto for account help
#3591 [19:23] <Rentablecone> do
#3592 [19:23] <lemon-rev> ok whats next to space bar that doesnt look like it belongs there
#3593 [19:23] <theguythatneedshelp> sorry i suck at this stuff
#3594 [19:23] <doubledig> what is the irc channel. it goes black after i log in
#3595 [19:23] <lemon-rev> the irc is what your in
#3596 [19:23] <theguythatneedshelp> the flag things
#3597 [19:23] <lemon-rev> + means
#3598 [19:23] <lemon-rev> with
#3599 [19:24] <|Kiikun|> the win key is the key with the windows logo. usually between the ctrl and alt on bottom left side
#3600 [19:24] <Rentablecone> all im trying to do is log in to the forum
#3601 [19:24] <|Kiikun|> forum help in #minecraftforum
#3602 [19:24] <Rentablecone> Thanks :)
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#3604 [19:24] <Picco> hi
#3605 [19:25] <Picco> kann mir jm sagen wo ich meine JETZIGEN skin runter laden kann?
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#3607 [19:25] * |Kiikun| blinks... and send it to google translate
#3607 [19:26] <theguythatneedshelp> there do i type this stuff?
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#3609 [19:27] <MossyStump2> Sie können eine Skin auf Ihrer Profilseite Last bei minecraft.net
#3610 [19:27] <Picco> can anyone tell me how I get my current skin as a download?
#3611 [19:27] <Picco> I costumiesd it and lost the one I made
#3612 [19:27] <MossyStump2> Oh
#3613 [19:27] <|Kiikun|> ah..
#3614 [19:27] <Picco> now do I want to download my current please
#3615 [19:28] <|Kiikun|> Picco: http://www.minershoes.com/
#3616 [19:28] <theguythatneedshelp> thanks lemon im gona eat and get back to figuring this out
#3617 [19:28] <|Kiikun|> put un user name below to load it, then click download
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#3619 [19:29] <Graversimen> hi
#3620 [19:29] <Graversimen> i just have one little question :P
#3621 [19:30] <Graversimen> when will minecraft come to android? :P
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#3624 [19:31] <Jackna> My .minecraft file is completly empty. i can't play minecraft litte help.
#3625 [19:31] <|Kiikun|> it technicly already is on its way.. xperia play is android based
#3626 [19:31] <Picco> thank you very much
#3627 [19:31] <Picco> <- leaves Happy
#3628 [19:31] <|Kiikun|> i just dont think most phones have the power or memory needed to
#3629 [19:31] <Graversimen> i asked when it would come to android, i know it will, just i dont know WHEN :P
#3630 [19:32] <Maverick5498122> can someone help i always says connection error even though i have a hundred dollar router
#3631 [19:32] <Graversimen> is it when connecting to a server?
#3632 [19:32] <Maverick5498122> yeah
#3633 [19:32] <Graversimen> maverick guy
#3634 [19:32] <Graversimen> well whats the ip?
#3635 [19:32] <Maverick5498122> one sec
#3636 [19:32] <Graversimen> is it new? is it popular?
#3637 [19:33] <Graversimen> dedicated? homepc?
#3638 [19:33] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#3639 [19:33] <Graversimen> :P
#3640 [19:33] <TheNytangel> Someone was just in our house..
#3641 [19:33] <Graversimen> :O :O
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#3643 [19:33] <Graversimen> what did they do? :P
#3644 [19:33] <|Kiikun|> hi nyt... was in an Enderman?!
#3645 [19:33] <TheNytangel> Well, they yelled for our dad.. called his cell phone.. then left
#3646 [19:34] <mib_ztgohg> hello
#3647 [19:34] <Graversimen> lol
#3648 [19:34] <Graversimen> hello
#3649 [19:34] <TheNytangel> They're back :o
#3650 [19:34] <Graversimen> mibbit user
#3651 [19:34] <Graversimen> :P
#3652 [19:34] <TheNytangel> Ringing the doorbell
#3653 [19:34] <Graversimen> :O
#3654 [19:34] <|Kiikun|> hi ztgohg...
#3655 [19:34] <Graversimen> omfg
#3656 [19:34] <lemon-rev> ohh dear
#3657 [19:34] <lemon-rev> TheNytangel call the cops
#3658 [19:34] <mib_ztgohg> i cant log in to minecraft online please help me!
#3659 [19:34] * |Kiikun| likes sayign that.. zit'g'ohg
#3659 [19:34] <Graversimen> eyah
#3660 [19:34] <Graversimen> :O
#3661 [19:34] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, it's his friend XD
#3662 [19:34] <lemon-rev> doh!
#3663 [19:34] <Graversimen> what does it say?
#3664 [19:34] <Graversimen> mib user
#3665 [19:34] <Graversimen> mib_ guy
#3666 [19:35] <Graversimen> :P
#3667 [19:35] <Graversimen> yayyyay
#3668 [19:35] <Graversimen> my phone fully loaded :P
#3669 [19:35] <Graversimen> full batery :D :D
#3670 [19:35] <Graversimen> battery*
#3671 [19:35] <Maverick5498122> Graversimen its 67.222.157.173:25565
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#3673 [19:35] <|Kiikun|> Graversimen: Mojang has yet to announce a price, release date or specific exclusivity period for the Xperia Play version of Minecraft, but did say the title will follow the PC model of "release early and update frequently."
#3674 [19:35] <mib_ztgohg> please help me!
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#3676 [19:36] <|Kiikun|> !check 67.222.157.173
#3677 [19:36] <Graversimen> it works for me
#3678 [19:36] <Graversimen> :P
#3679 [19:36] <mib_8f35xt> it said my permission for applet was refused
#3680 [19:36] <Graversimen> maverick
#3681 [19:36] <Graversimen> can you give a pic ?
#3682 [19:36] <mib_ztgohg> hello?
#3683 [19:36] <mib_8f35xt> i don't know how to accept it
#3684 [19:36] <Graversimen> screenshot :P
#3685 [19:36] <Maverick5498122> huh?
#3686 [19:36] <Graversimen> uhm
#3687 [19:36] <Graversimen> price ??????????? :O
#3688 [19:36] <mib_ztgohg> i cant log in to minecraft online
#3689 [19:37] <Graversimen> sorry :P wont happen again (you all know it will)
#3690 [19:37] <mib_8f35xt> how do i accept the applet again
#3691 [19:37] <mib_8f35xt> i accidentally denied it
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#3693 [19:37] <mib_8f35xt> and now it wont ask me again
#3694 [19:37] <|Kiikun|> that was quote from http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/34788/Android_Minecraft_Coming_To_Xperia_Play_First.php :P
#3695 [19:37] <Xahunt> Why do my game, when i play suddenly get a memory problem and shuts down? It happens all the time now???
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#3697 [19:37] <|Kiikun|> mib: for firewall?
#3698 [19:37] <Graversimen> why cant it be free? and that you need to login to premium minecraft account :P
#3699 [19:37] <abgersaurus> hello?
#3700 [19:37] <Graversimen> hello
#3701 [19:37] <|Kiikun|> Xahunt: installed any mods?
#3702 [19:38] <abgersaurus> i have changed my name to abgersaurus
#3703 [19:38] <Graversimen> how much ram you got? :P
#3704 [19:38] <Graversimen> xa guy
#3705 [19:38] <Graversimen> :P
#3706 [19:38] <Wise> why do mobs attack me most of the time when I go to sleep?
#3707 [19:38] <abgersaurus> i cant go online in minecraft! what do ido???
#3708 [19:38] <Graversimen> try put some torches around
#3709 [19:38] <severance> Wise there can be many reasons
#3710 [19:39] <Xahunt> No, running game without mods, i got 8gb ram
#3711 [19:39] <severance> beds are weird and buggy atm.
#3712 [19:39] <|Kiikun|> wise: because your in an unsafe location. basicly theres a mob nearby and your exposed (or your bed is against an exposed wall)
#3713 [19:39] <Wise> I'm in a completely sealed off location
#3714 [19:39] <Wise> with lights everywhere
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#3716 [19:39] <|Kiikun|> lights dont matter.. ive had them spawn in a house.
#3717 [19:40] <severance> either dirt/grass inside
#3718 [19:40] <severance> or not enough light
#3719 [19:40] <Wise> no dirt/grass
#3720 [19:40] <severance> or not completely sealed
#3721 [19:40] <|Kiikun|> hm... dont remember if that was an issue..
#3722 [19:40] <Wise> completely sealed :P
#3723 [19:40] <|Kiikun|> is your bed against an wall?
#3724 [19:40] <Wise> nope
#3725 [19:41] <Wise> maybe it counts diagonal cube lines for "open"
#3726 [19:41] <|Kiikun|> maybe...
#3727 [19:41] <Wise> great way for me to farm feathers tho
#3728 [19:41] <Wise> every night atleast 3-4 mobs ^^
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#3730 [19:41] <severance> upload save
#3731 [19:41] <severance> would you
#3732 [19:42] <|Kiikun|> ... o.o;;;
#3733 [19:42] <|Kiikun|> wait.. multiple spawn?
#3734 [19:42] <Brae> if i download the village mod can i remove it when i want?
#3735 [19:42] <Wise> |Kiikun|; no I get waken up by them
#3736 [19:42] <Wise> and its still night
#3737 [19:42] <Wise> so I go to bed again
#3738 [19:42] <Wise> and another mobs
#3739 [19:42] <Wise> -s*
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#3741 [19:42] <Wise> severance; the roof is a diagonal roof I'll try putting a double layer
#3742 [19:43] <severance> 'diagonal roof'
#3743 [19:43] <Brae> Can i remove minecraft mods?
#3744 [19:43] <severance> ??> Brae win/reinst
#3745 [19:43] <VoxelHead> Brae: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3746 [19:43] <VoxelHead> Brae: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3747 [19:43] <severance> that's how you remove mods, unless you made backups.
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#3749 [19:44] <mib_45d7b2> Guy's i have a problem...
#3750 [19:44] <Brae> ok i juwt needed to know, i havent tried the mod yet but ive seen it, the village mod have you used it?
#3751 [19:44] <|Kiikun|> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bed the bugs section at the bottom...
#3752 [19:44] <severance> I don't use mods
#3753 [19:44] <Brae> oh
#3754 [19:44] <Wise> severance; yeah, as oppose to a straight horizontal roof
#3755 [19:44] <severance> Wise so basically, stairs
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#3757 [19:45] <severance> is what your roof is
#3758 [19:45] <Wise> yepp
#3759 [19:45] <severance> I see
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#3761 [19:45] <Wise> but I have blocks in only 1 layer, so there are parts that separate the inside from outside by 2 block edges only
#3762 [19:45] <Wise> so that might be it :P
#3763 [19:46] <mib_45d7b2> I wonder if you can help... ive been playing minecraft for along time and all of a sudden 2 days ago i tried to run it... nothing atall happened, not even a window came up, i have the latest version of java, i have not installed any mods, and it worked fine before. could anyone help?
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#3765 [19:47] <thd> Please help me identify a public server to connect via an IP address in the beta client.
#3766 [19:48] <|Kiikun|> Wise: you have doubledoors?
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#3768 [19:49] <MossehStump> Uninstalling and re-installing java didn't help
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#3772 [19:51] <findow> hey
#3773 [19:52] <WoM-Guest> Hi Guys! , Ok so i have my own minecraft beta server and i need help on how to make my spawn area safe where people cannot attack each other?
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#3778 [20:04] <Brae> I downloaded the minecraft village mod but its not showing up n game
#3779 [20:04] <GreyVulpine> ?? mods
#3780 [20:04] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3781 [20:04] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3784 [20:06] <theguywhoneedshelp> is lemon rev there?
#3785 [20:06] <lemon-rev> yes
#3786 [20:07] <theguywhoneedshelp> hello sir
#3787 [20:07] <lemon-rev> hello
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#3789 [20:07] <dr_bibble> the digital signature expired in 2009 my computer is not trusting your website.
#3790 [20:08] <lemon-rev> dr_bibble can you make it allow
#3791 [20:08] <theguywhoneedshelp> sooo about that k+windows key thing earlier is that what i need to do
#3792 [20:08] <lemon-rev> you mean the dxdaig thing
#3793 [20:08] <theguywhoneedshelp> yeah i still have no idea what that is
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#3795 [20:09] <lemon-rev> its the windows key and the r key on the keyboard, it brings up soemthing in windows 7
#3796 [20:09] <theguywhoneedshelp> ohh well.... i dont have windows 7
#3797 [20:09] <lemon-rev> hm
#3798 [20:09] <lemon-rev> or vista
#3799 [20:09] <lemon-rev> lol
#3800 [20:10] <lemon-rev> ??> theguywhoneedshelp win/dxdiag
#3801 [20:10] <VoxelHead> theguywhoneedshelp: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3802 [20:10] <dr_bibble> i can but i just purchased the game, it's not running and i'm not confident in your website yet
#3803 [20:10] <VoxelHead> theguywhoneedshelp: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3804 [20:10] <lemon-rev> dr_bibble what website is that ?
#3805 [20:10] <dr_bibble> minecraft.com
#3806 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - We're not Mojang. We're community-run support. We're not the people to complain to about the website.
#3807 [20:10] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok ok so i need to go to my computer?
#3808 [20:10] <GreyVulpine> If you do not want to accept the certificate, you won't be able to play minecraft.
#3809 [20:10] <lemon-rev> yes
#3810 [20:11] <theguywhoneedshelp> and type the win and r at the top?
#3811 [20:11] <dr_bibble> i was directed here for help from that website...
#3812 [20:12] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp whatever you see best
#3813 [20:12] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - There's 3 million people that have bought Minecraft. If you do not trust the website, then surely you can trust the 3 million other people that have bought it
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#3815 [20:14] <dr_bibble> after all that it's not running on my computer. it's just blank white.
#3816 [20:15] <theguywhoneedshelp> umm its not working it just keeps popping up the start menu??
#3817 [20:15] * mib_m7bda2 [mib_m7bda2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3818 [20:15] <mib_m7bda2> Hello
#3819 [20:15] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp on the start menu theres a box you can type in
#3820 [20:15] <mib_m7bda2> Guys
#3821 [20:15] <mib_m7bda2> my minecraft wont load
#3822 [20:15] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp type in dxdiag and hit enter
#3823 [20:15] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Try installing java from java.com
#3824 [20:15] <mib_m7bda2> it says loading then it just stays a black screen
#3825 [20:15] <mib_m7bda2> what do i do
#3826 [20:15] <lemon-rev> dr_bibble goto control pannel add remove / remove java / reinstall it via java.com
#3827 [20:16] <mib_m7bda2> k
#3828 [20:16] <lemon-rev> mib_m7bda2 follow what i just said
#3829 [20:16] <mib_m7bda2> ill try that
#3830 [20:16] <theguywhoneedshelp> "no items match your search"
#3831 [20:16] <theguywhoneedshelp> ...
#3832 [20:16] <lemon-rev> hm,
#3833 [20:17] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp have you ever installed directx ?
#3834 [20:17] <theguywhoneedshelp> do i just need to get rid of all traces of the minecraft that was installed before?
#3835 [20:17] <theguywhoneedshelp> no
#3836 [20:17] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp you can if you wish , it will just redownload those files again
#3837 [20:18] <lemon-rev> GreyVulpine what do you do if you cant get dxdaig to come up ?
#3838 [20:18] <GreyVulpine> dxdiag?
#3839 [20:18] <lemon-rev> yes
#3840 [20:18] <theguywhoneedshelp> well i think when i download it off of minecraft it only downloads the launcher and not the files it says downloading 0% of minecraft
#3841 [20:19] <GreyVulpine> ?? win/nodxdiag
#3842 [20:19] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#3843 [20:19] <VoxelHead> win/nodxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3844 [20:19] <lemon-rev> ty
#3845 [20:20] <theguywhoneedshelp> what does the dxdiag supposed to do?
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#3847 [20:20] <lemon-rev> give us all the info like ram cpu, windows / and graphics and sound info
#3848 [20:21] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok should i try what vox is saying?
#3849 [20:21] <lemon-rev> please
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#3851 [20:22] <chrislo27> Hi!
#3852 [20:22] <chrislo27> My minecraft has a constant problem.
#3853 [20:23] <chrislo27> Every 1-5 seconds, it crashes into a Not Responding error, not a black screen
#3854 [20:23] <lemon-rev> ??> chrislo27 win/reinst
#3855 [20:23] <VoxelHead> chrislo27: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3856 [20:23] <VoxelHead> chrislo27: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3857 [20:24] <chrislo27> It sometimes recovers.
#3858 [20:24] <chrislo27> Done that twice.
#3859 [20:24] <chrislo27> I also backuped
#3860 [20:24] <chrislo27> deleted .minecraft
#3861 [20:24] <chrislo27> rebooted
#3862 [20:24] <chrislo27> and reinstalled.
#3863 [20:24] <chrislo27> doesn't work.
#3864 [20:24] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok it is working i think i was exporting the stuff to the desktop and it says refreshing system info windows errer reporting
#3865 [20:24] <lemon-rev> chrislo27 uninstall java / reinstall java.com
#3866 [20:24] <chrislo27> It has happened 2 months ago
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#3868 [20:25] <chrislo27> ok
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#3870 [20:25] <ReconNinja95> Ello
#3871 [20:25] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok it is working i think i was exporting the stuff to the desktop and it says refreshing system info windows errer reporting
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#3873 [20:25] <chrislo27> how do I uninstall java again?
#3874 [20:25] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp and ?
#3875 [20:25] <qmarchi> program files
#3876 [20:25] <GreyVulpine> chrislo27 - Control panel -> remove a program
#3877 [20:25] <chrislo27> thanks
#3878 [20:25] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3879 [20:26] <Product> Hey wazap guys.
#3880 [20:26] <theguywhoneedshelp> its stuck on a loading screen...
#3881 [20:26] <qmarchi> anyway..... i have a problem....
#3882 [20:26] <Product> !seen almostroot
#3883 [20:26] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 6hrs 4mins 17secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#3884 [20:26] <Product> Dang :D Ok thanks bots.
#3885 [20:26] <chrislo27> loading programs
#3886 [20:26] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp i dont know why it would hang there, thats just plane wired
#3887 [20:26] <chrislo27> Also, my bug started when I installed and downloaded Steam and POrtal 2
#3888 [20:27] <qmarchi> somthings wrong in you bin folder
#3889 [20:27] <Product> Wow
#3890 [20:27] <Product> Portal 2 ?
#3891 [20:27] <Product> Is it a good game ? lol
#3892 [20:27] <Product> I've heard so much of it but never tried it actually.
#3893 [20:27] <chrislo27> yep
#3894 [20:27] <ReconNinja95> I made my account but when i tried to use the old minecraft it wont appear. For a split second it says switching applets and then the little screen gos blank. Ive tried reinstalling java using the offlline one and the online one many times and it still wont work
#3895 [20:27] <chrislo27> I only had to noclip twice
#3896 [20:27] <chrislo27> I was stuck at a paradox
#3897 [20:27] <dr_bibble> i reinstalled java... still not working. just blank white and now the words at the top of my screen (file, edit, history, etc) are all jumbled up!
#3898 [20:27] <lemon-rev> ReconNinja95 if your useing classic we dont support it here
#3899 [20:27] <chrislo27> and lag and momentum
#3900 [20:28] <Product> Brb guys :D
#3901 [20:28] <ReconNinja95> oh thanx
#3902 [20:28] <lemon-rev> ??> dr_bibble dxdiag
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#3904 [20:28] <lemon-rev> ??> dr_bibble dxdxdiag
#3905 [20:28] <lemon-rev> ??> dr_bibble win/dxdiag
#3906 [20:28] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3907 [20:28] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3908 [20:28] <dr_bibble> i have a mac
#3909 [20:29] <lemon-rev> oh
#3910 [20:29] <ReconNinja95> but i also tried downloading the premium verison and it doesthe same exact thing. I have a friend with a premium account
#3911 [20:29] <lemon-rev> ReconNinja95 please do as vox just said please
#3912 [20:29] <theguywhoneedshelp> do i need to sighn up to pastebun? i pasted and submited and it said unknown paste id
#3913 [20:30] <lemon-rev> hm
#3914 [20:30] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp you should beable to just paste it in the box at pastebin.com and sumbit, then give us the url of it
#3915 [20:31] <theguywhoneedshelp> umm do i need to change ay of the settings at the bottom or just leave all that alone?
#3916 [20:32] <lemon-rev> not sure but leave it alone if you can
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#3918 [20:32] <theguywhoneedshelp> the stuff i paste is supposed to be a bunch of randon jargin ?
#3919 [20:33] <lemon-rev> hm, to you prehapse
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#3921 [20:34] <chrislo27> I can't seem to reinstall Java Runtime
#3922 [20:35] <lemon-rev> what does it tell you ?
#3923 [20:35] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok it worked i think i submitted it and a new page came up now what?
#3924 [20:35] <chrislo27> I already have java
#3925 [20:35] <chrislo27> But not runtime
#3926 [20:35] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp copy the link of the page and give it to us ?
#3927 [20:35] <chrislo27> doesn't say I have or not runtime tho
#3928 [20:35] <theguywhoneedshelp> what do you guys do at that point?
#3929 [20:35] <lemon-rev> if you have java, how is it you dont have runtime ?
#3930 [20:36] <chrislo27> I think that was an old version of java
#3931 [20:36] <chrislo27> so never mind
#3932 [20:36] <chrislo27> minecraft stil acts up tho
#3933 [20:36] <lemon-rev> chrislo27 more info ?
#3934 [20:36] <chrislo27> takes about 2 minutes to start MC, can't access options without fully crashing
#3935 [20:36] <dr_bibble> ok, 3 million people or not, i can't get it to run now. i have a mac, i reinstalled java. still not working. i'm watching a lot of problems come up and my trace of "trust" is diminishing.
#3936 [20:37] <chrislo27> world loading is normal
#3937 [20:37] <chrislo27> when I start, I get 60 fps and then a minor, long lasting crash
#3938 [20:37] <theguywhoneedshelp> what do you guys once you have the urL?
#3939 [20:37] <lemon-rev> dr_bibble hardly much people come in here with a mac i can get you to reinstall it but problems on a mac are different from pc
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#3941 [20:37] <GreyVulpine> theguywhoneedshelp - We divine through spiritual means, how to fix your computer
#3942 [20:38] * oneElectron [oneElectron@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3943 [20:38] <GreyVulpine> dr_bibble - Try the downloadable client for mac at http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3944 [20:38] <theguywhoneedshelp> i see
#3945 [20:38] <oneElectron> hey.. i just downloaded minecraft and i can run the program, but when i login and it downloads the jar files, all I get is a black screen
#3946 [20:38] <oneElectron> anyone have any ideas?
#3947 [20:39] <GreyVulpine> oneElectron - Reinstall java, update video drivers
#3948 [20:39] <chrislo27> unfortunatly, I can't work on my puzzle map anymore. :(
#3949 [20:39] <theguywhoneedshelp> here you go http: //pastebin.com/QSAryDY2
#3950 [20:39] <oneElectron> ok, ive re-installed java.. ill try the video drivers
#3951 [20:39] <theguywhoneedshelp> http://pastebin.com/QSAryDY2
#3952 [20:39] <chrislo27> oneElectron Any mods?
#3953 [20:39] <chrislo27> if so, delete META-INF
#3954 [20:40] <oneElectron> nope, just the basic game
#3955 [20:40] <chrislo27> vanilla you mean
#3956 [20:40] <oneElectron> yah
#3957 [20:40] <chrislo27> Maybe minecraft crashed because of the fact I make mods?
#3958 [20:40] <chrislo27> no...
#3959 [20:41] <chrislo27> been modding too long
#3960 [20:41] <theguywhoneedshelp> so now do i wait lemon?
#3961 [20:41] <chrislo27> or combust into flames... :D
#3962 [20:42] <lemon-rev> im looking to see what you can do
#3963 [20:42] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp minecraft possibly might run but you have only a gig of ram and thats just about minimal for minecraft
#3964 [20:42] <chrislo27> any info yet?
#3965 [20:42] * mib_76cnsz [mib_76cnsz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3966 [20:42] <chrislo27> on my problem
#3967 [20:42] <Graversimen> hi
#3968 [20:43] <theguywhoneedshelp> well then i should probly delete some crap
#3969 [20:43] <mib_76cnsz> so im trying to load minecraft and it's giving me a white screen. I've allowed access but...
#3970 [20:44] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp dude, http://www.topdownloadseeker.com/NoteBook/Video/sp37443.exe-7.14.10.1461.html < go there DO NOT HIT RUN A FREE SCAN under that it says download now 17.9m please download that file install it and restart computer and comeback if minecraft is still haveing trouble
#3971 [20:44] <theguywhoneedshelp> do you know why it wont download?
#3972 [20:44] <lemon-rev> ty GreyVulpine it seems i found latest video drivers but still not sure :)
#3973 [20:45] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok should i delete stuff first?
#3974 [20:45] <chrislo27> is my problem a memory or CPU usage problemÉ
#3975 [20:45] <lemon-rev> hm, its up to you if you uninstall your present video drivers
#3976 [20:45] <chrislo27> ==
#3977 [20:45] <chrislo27> all my question marks are É
#3978 [20:46] <lemon-rev> chrislo27 are you still running with a mod ?
#3979 [20:46] <chrislo27> nope
#3980 [20:46] <lemon-rev> well im out of idears then
#3981 [20:46] <mib_76cnsz> why is it giving me a white screen instead of loading?
#3982 [20:46] <chrislo27> where can I find my vid drivers
#3983 [20:47] <lemon-rev> mib_76cnsz first time running mc ?
#3984 [20:47] <lemon-rev> chrislo27 in control pannel system
#3985 [20:47] <mib_76cnsz> on this paticular computer
#3986 [20:47] <chrislo27> k
#3987 [20:47] <lemon-rev> how ever you want it mib_76cnsz yes
#3988 [20:47] <theguywhoneedshelp> what is the best way to make more space everything just moves to the recycle bin
#3989 [20:47] <theguywhoneedshelp> ...
#3990 [20:48] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp no, goto control pannel and go though add remove programs please
#3991 [20:48] <mib_76cnsz> it loads on my computer but not on my friends
#3992 [20:48] <mib_76cnsz> same account
#3993 [20:48] <lemon-rev> mib_76cnsz its stupid for you to give your account away and if your friend is useing your account at the same time it wont work
#3994 [20:49] <mib_76cnsz> im not giving my account away, over at my friends, they're at work and i was bored wanted to play mc
#3995 [20:49] <lemon-rev> oh
#3996 [20:49] <chrislo27> wait
#3997 [20:49] <mib_76cnsz> yup
#3998 [20:49] <chrislo27> I`ll be back
#3999 [20:49] <lemon-rev> mib_76cnsz then try and goto control pannel add remove java / reinstall it via java.com
#4000 [20:50] <chrislo27> my keyboard has messed up
#4001 [20:50] <chrislo27> also, should I try upgrading vistaÉ
#4002 [20:50] <lemon-rev> chrislo27 you can try
#4003 [20:50] <chrislo27> never mind
#4004 [20:50] <chrislo27> I`ll be back
#4005 [20:51] * mib_9g4q7s [mib_9g4q7s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4006 [20:52] <mib_9g4q7s> ferrary
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#4008 [20:53] <mib_76cnsz> they dont have java
#4009 [20:53] <Brae> I need help with a mod
#4010 [20:54] <GreyVulpine> Brae - We don't help with mods here, try #risucraft
#4011 [20:54] <chrislo27> back
#4012 [20:54] <username> it wont let me get on to my guy
#4013 [20:54] <lemon-rev> mib_76cnsz goto java.com and install it then
#4014 [20:54] <username> i did
#4015 [20:54] <Brae> It said im banned, ive never even went to thet channel
#4016 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Use a different IRC client. They don't like mibbit
#4017 [20:55] <theguywhoneedshelp> ill be back in a min
#4018 [20:55] <Brae> any other mod channels?
#4019 [20:55] <GreyVulpine> Nope, they're the main one
#4020 [20:55] * mib_uzz3au [mib_uzz3au@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4021 [20:56] <chrislo27> I can``t do a thing about it
#4022 [20:56] <username> it says trouble starting mine-craft please try again
#4023 [20:57] <Brae> man, i cant do anything about my problems with mods then?
#4024 [20:57] <chrislo27> good bye and thanks for trying
#4025 [20:57] <mib_uzz3au> i just bought and installed minecraft i login and all i see is a black screen, helppp
#4026 [20:58] <username> i need help
#4027 [20:58] <mib_uzz3au> hellooo?
#4028 [20:59] <username> u need help to
#4029 [20:59] <mib_uzz3au> yeaaa
#4030 [20:59] <username> wow lots of people are having trobles
#4031 [20:59] <lemon-rev> username this happens 24/7
#4032 [20:59] <mib_uzz3au> :{
#4033 [20:59] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au wtf more info
#4034 [20:59] <mib_uzz3au> can anybody tell me what to do nexttt
#4035 [21:00] <username> omg dont swear
#4036 [21:00] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au please control pannel add / remove java / reinstall java.com
#4037 [21:00] <username> me
#4038 [21:00] <lemon-rev> username i could use extended version but i dnt care for it
#4039 [21:01] <lemon-rev> username when you say it wont let you use your guy what you mean ?
#4040 [21:01] * theguywhoneedshelp [theguywhoneedshelp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4041 [21:02] <theguywhoneedshelp> well well well we meet again
#4042 [21:02] <username> i load it up and just as it is strting it says trouble loading plz try again
#4043 [21:02] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp ok howd that go ?
#4044 [21:02] <lemon-rev> username could you goto minecraft.net and login and click broswer for us please
#4045 [21:02] <username> ok
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#4047 [21:02] <username> for wat
#4048 [21:03] <lemon-rev> username youll see
#4049 [21:03] <Thomson> hi there
#4050 [21:03] <theguywhoneedshelp> umm i just restarted the computer and tryed playing in the browser and it was still black... do i have to do anything with that thing i just downloaded?
#4051 [21:03] <lemon-rev> thomson yes ?
#4052 [21:04] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp i got you to download an exe correct
#4053 [21:04] <username> "in browser"??
#4054 [21:04] * mib_mfhhwu [mib_mfhhwu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4055 [21:04] <lemon-rev> correct
#4056 [21:04] <username> ok
#4057 [21:04] <Thomson> I just bought the game and i was woundering how can i find a good survival island server to join that is relatively new.
#4058 [21:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> Thomson smp/servers
#4059 [21:04] <VoxelHead> Thomson: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4060 [21:04] <VoxelHead> Thomson: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4061 [21:04] <username> it says i need to buy the game but i want to play in single player
#4062 [21:05] <theguywhoneedshelp> umm i wasnt paying attention to what it was where could i look and see/
#4063 [21:05] <lemon-rev> thomson please goto minecraft fourms and look there
#4064 [21:05] <theguywhoneedshelp> ?
#4065 [21:05] <username> me
#4066 [21:05] <lemon-rev> username have you brought minecraft ?
#4067 [21:05] <username> no
#4068 [21:05] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp i got you to download a exe correct ?
#4069 [21:05] <lemon-rev> ??> username demo
#4070 [21:05] <username> i want to play in single player
#4071 [21:05] <VoxelHead> username: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4072 [21:05] <GreyVulpine> username - Minecraft beta is not free, offline or otherwise
#4073 [21:05] <VoxelHead> username: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4074 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> To play minecraft, you need to purchase an account
#4075 [21:06] <lemon-rev> username then buy it,
#4076 [21:06] <Thomson> lemon-rev no need to act so jaded around me
#4077 [21:06] <lemon-rev> thomson, its the way i am
#4078 [21:06] <username> i want to play ofline
#4079 [21:06] <lemon-rev> username, buy it or use the demo
#4080 [21:06] <GreyVulpine> Offline is not free
#4081 [21:06] <username> ok
#4082 [21:07] <mib_uzz3au> ok i just reinstall java but its still black :( does it matter where i place the minecraft ??
#4083 [21:07] <theguywhoneedshelp> idk it was at that top download place that you told me to go and i downloaded the one that you said
#4084 [21:07] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au no, it doesnt matter please do the following
#4085 [21:07] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_uzz3au win/dxdaig
#4086 [21:07] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_uzz3au win/dxdiag
#4087 [21:07] <VoxelHead> mib_uzz3au: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4088 [21:07] <VoxelHead> mib_uzz3au: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4089 [21:08] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp please install the file you got from it pleas
#4090 [21:08] <username> that didnt help at all
#4091 [21:08] <lemon-rev> username wtf, whats up now ?
#4092 [21:08] <username> dont swear ok
#4093 [21:09] <username> swearing is not kool
#4094 [21:09] <theguywhoneedshelp> where do i find the file?
#4095 [21:09] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp hwo did you download that file and where did you put it ?
#4096 [21:09] * |Kiikun| doesnt consider wtf a swear :D
#4096 [21:10] <lemon-rev> hahahahah
#4097 [21:10] <lemon-rev> ty
#4098 [21:10] <username> shut it
#4099 [21:10] <theguywhoneedshelp> username this guys trying to help dont be a smartass
#4100 [21:10] <username> :(
#4101 [21:10] <|Kiikun|> whats wrong with 'what the fudge'?
#4102 [21:10] <username> i know
#4103 [21:10] <username> duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#4104 [21:10] <theguywhoneedshelp> once i pushed the button it installed i think
#4105 [21:11] <username> i know wat it means and im in grd 7
#4106 [21:11] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp what did you see when you did press the button on it ?
#4107 [21:11] <lemon-rev> username you could be in grade 2 and understand that now
#4108 [21:11] <username> there might be like ltle kids on here
#4109 [21:11] <username> ok
#4110 [21:11] <lemon-rev> still what is up with your trouble ?
#4111 [21:11] <username> it wont let me up load it
#4112 [21:12] <theguywhoneedshelp> i had to agree to some terms and whatnot and loading screens
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#4114 [21:12] <username> it will start and will stop
#4115 [21:12] <lemon-rev> username ok what does it do, thats not tell me a thing about what the trouble acually is
#4116 [21:12] <lemon-rev> username do you see anything on the screen on the demo ?
#4117 [21:12] <kendle> how do u do multiplayer
#4118 [21:12] <kendle> because i have hamachi, and i bought the game
#4119 [21:12] <lemon-rev> kendle get someones server ip and put it in the spare box in muliplayer
#4120 [21:13] <username> it will start and then will say trouble loading program\
#4121 [21:13] <lemon-rev> username so you dont get any more info ?
#4122 [21:13] <mib_uzz3au> ok here http://pastebin.com/SBgiLQE8
#4123 [21:13] <username> no
#4124 [21:13] <lemon-rev> ty
#4125 [21:13] <username> nothing on screen
#4126 [21:13] <kendle> i have one but it says the connection timed out?
#4127 [21:14] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au < i have gotten you to install java havent i ?
#4128 [21:14] <lemon-rev> kendle means the server isnt running
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#4130 [21:14] <username> ive also instaled java
#4131 [21:14] <kendle> it is my friend is on right now
#4132 [21:14] <lemon-rev> username have you tryed updateing your video drivers ?
#4133 [21:14] <username> idk
#4134 [21:14] * |Skable| [|Skable|@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#4135 [21:14] <username> wat that
#4136 [21:15] <mib_uzz3au> yeah
#4137 [21:15] <username> wat is that
#4138 [21:15] <lemon-rev> kendle then he hasnt portforwarded correctly
#4139 [21:15] * lukegb [lukegb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4140 [21:15] <kendle> ok ill tell him
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#4142 [21:15] <Graversimen> hello :D
#4143 [21:16] <lemon-rev> username, start / control pannel / system / or video prefernces i belive its in visa/ and win 7 and you should beable to find the video display driver there the name of it, use it to look for an updated video driver on the net
#4144 [21:16] <username> o
#4145 [21:16] <username> i did that
#4146 [21:16] <Graversimen> doesnt it give you any errors username ?
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#4148 [21:16] <lemon-rev> did what exactly username
#4149 [21:17] <Graversimen> visa :P
#4150 [21:17] <Graversimen> thats a bank card
#4151 [21:17] <Graversimen> :)
#4152 [21:17] <Graversimen> video prefernces i belive its in visa
#4153 [21:17] <username> i think i did that
#4154 [21:17] <Graversimen> visa >:D
#4155 [21:18] <Graversimen> username doesnt it give you any errors?
#4156 [21:18] <username> my friend has it and he didnt have to do all this stuff
#4157 [21:18] <username> yes
#4158 [21:18] <Graversimen> what does it say
#4159 [21:18] <mib_uzz3au> yeah i already reinstall java
#4160 [21:18] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au i found your display driver update would you like to update them ?
#4161 [21:19] <username> it gave me an error when i tryd to get on and play the game when it was loadin
#4162 [21:19] <theguywhoneedshelp> still needs help
#4163 [21:19] <mib_uzz3au> sure
#4164 [21:19] <lemon-rev> yes theguywhoneedshelp ?
#4165 [21:19] <Graversimen> what you need help with
#4166 [21:19] <theguywhoneedshelp> sooo what is that program i downloaded?
#4167 [21:19] <lemon-rev> mib_uzz3au i hope this link works http://downloadcenter.intel.com/SearchResult.aspx?lang=eng&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Laptop+graphics+controllers&ProductProduct=Mobile+Intel%C2%AE+4+Series+Express+Chipset+Family < should be the first one there
#4168 [21:19] <username> nvm thanks though
#4169 [21:20] <Graversimen> lol
#4170 [21:20] <Graversimen> hm
#4171 [21:20] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp it should have been a display driver and should have gotten you to reboot, but i asked you what you saw when you double clicked the exe you got from that site ?
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#4173 [21:20] <Graversimen> i wonder what happens if i try play minecraft in browser on my cellphone :P
#4174 [21:20] <Graversimen> t
#4175 [21:20] <Graversimen> ops
#4176 [21:20] <mib_uzz3au> this one ?? Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator Driver for Windows 7*, Windows Vista* (exe)
#4177 [21:20] <lemon-rev> Graversimen it wont work different os
#4178 [21:20] <kendle> i have hamachi, i have minecraft, but i cant do multiplayer
#4179 [21:21] <theguywhoneedshelp> i had to agree to some terms and whatnot and loading screens
#4180 [21:21] <lemon-rev> yes mib_uzz3au
#4181 [21:21] <Graversimen> kendle you dont need hamachi to all servers....
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#4183 [21:21] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp so did it tell you to reboot ?
#4184 [21:21] <kendle> but this server i do
#4185 [21:21] <Graversimen> just to that server where the owner is dumb or router doesnt want to portforward :P
#4186 [21:21] <theguywhoneedshelp> negative does that meen i have to find the file and install it ?
#4187 [21:21] <Graversimen> kendle did you enter his network?
#4188 [21:22] <lemon-rev> kendle get your friend whos the server on here please it would help yea
#4189 [21:22] <kendle> i cant
#4190 [21:22] <Graversimen> did you enter the network ?
#4191 [21:22] <kendle> yes i entered the network
#4192 [21:22] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp hm, if you accepted the terms and whatnot, it should have insalled , can you just do a quick reboot then please
#4193 [21:22] <kendle> but it wont work
#4194 [21:22] <Graversimen> wahts the ip you try connect to?
#4195 [21:23] <kendle> 5.110.246.66
#4196 [21:23] <Graversimen> ok its a hamachi ip yes
#4197 [21:23] <theguywhoneedshelp> i did and then got back on already i just dont know that its called or what to do with it
#4198 [21:23] <Graversimen> :P
#4199 [21:23] <lemon-rev> !check 5.110.246.66
#4200 [21:23] <Graversimen> lemon
#4201 [21:23] <Graversimen> its hamachi
#4202 [21:23] <lemon-rev> lol ,
#4203 [21:23] <lemon-rev> ok
#4204 [21:23] <Graversimen> aubot isnt in that network
#4205 [21:23] <Graversimen> lol
#4206 [21:23] <Graversimen> :P
#4207 [21:23] <lemon-rev> doh!
#4208 [21:24] <Graversimen> ....
#4209 [21:24] <mib_uzz3au> it said i dont meet the minimum requirement to install :(
#4210 [21:24] <lemon-rev> wired ,
#4211 [21:24] <Graversimen> it should have max limit 5 messages instead of 3 ... :P
#4212 [21:24] <Graversimen> kendle ?
#4213 [21:24] <kendle> yes
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#4215 [21:24] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_uzz3au win/reinst
#4216 [21:24] <Graversimen> could you give me that network id and password to it? and check if it works for me
#4217 [21:24] <VoxelHead> mib_uzz3au: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4218 [21:24] <VoxelHead> mib_uzz3au: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4219 [21:24] <theguywhoneedshelp> wait..... i think thats what mine said too with the minimum requirements
#4220 [21:24] <Zippy> My son inadvertantly clicked on a texture pad HLMC_ROOSTER this has stopped his purchased version from starting up any idea on how to fix this?
#4221 [21:25] <kendle> kade_holt is username
#4222 [21:25] <kendle> and password 123
#4223 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Zippy - Try removing it, do you know where the texturepacks folder is located on your machine
#4224 [21:25] <blaphmat> how do i play the game from the website
#4225 [21:25] <Graversimen> i bet its a hd texture pack
#4226 [21:25] <Graversimen> :P
#4227 [21:25] <theguywhoneedshelp> hit in browser on home page blaphmat
#4228 [21:26] <lemon-rev> mah, wtf isnt anythign working correctly today, im trying to get video drivers updaated and all there saying is cant run not up to specs hm, stupid programs
#4229 [21:26] <blaphmat> thanks
#4230 [21:26] <Graversimen> kendle
#4231 [21:26] <kendle> yes
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#4233 [21:26] <Graversimen> who is the owner of server? what username which shows in hamachi :P
#4234 [21:26] <Graversimen> owner? XD
#4235 [21:26] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp / mib_uzz3au / im out of things to ask you to do , im sorry i have failed you
#4236 [21:27] <Graversimen> wtf
#4237 [21:27] <VsAcesoVer> Hey guys, my computer was stolen recently and my gf gave me a system in the interim, but it runs on linux and I've never used it. I'm trying to install the game but I don't know how to run the downloaded file
#4238 [21:27] <VsAcesoVer> anyone know?
#4239 [21:28] <Graversimen> just run the minecraft.jar :P
#4240 [21:28] <theguywhoneedshelp> well i think i need to just redownload the game but it wont let me i think because its already halfway on my computer is there a way i can get rid of all the minecraft stuff that is on there now?
#4241 [21:28] <Graversimen> which you get on minecraft.net
#4242 [21:28] <VsAcesoVer> I don't know how to do that
#4243 [21:28] <Zippy> GreyVulpine I attempted this but it seems to be in a number of places. I also did a restore to one day previous to when this happened and it still won't start up
#4244 [21:28] <Graversimen> just download it
#4245 [21:28] <Graversimen> double click
#4246 [21:28] <Graversimen> and login :D
#4247 [21:28] <Graversimen> that should be all
#4248 [21:28] <mib_uzz3au> np thanks though
#4249 [21:28] <Graversimen> kendle
#4250 [21:29] <kendle> yes
#4251 [21:29] <Graversimen> wahts the error you get when trying to join the server?
#4252 [21:29] <kendle> failed to connect to the server connection timed out: connect
#4253 [21:30] <theguywhoneedshelp> lemon-rev ...well i think i need to just redownload the game but it wont let me i think because its already halfway on my computer is there a way i can get rid of all the minecraft stuff that is on there now?
#4254 [21:30] <Graversimen> kendle ?
#4255 [21:30] <kendle> yes
#4256 [21:30] <Graversimen> alexbeltz says: poor kade
#4257 [21:30] <Graversimen> :P
#4258 [21:31] <kendle> okay
#4259 [21:31] <lemon-rev> ??> theguywhoneedshelp win/reinst
#4260 [21:31] <VoxelHead> theguywhoneedshelp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4261 [21:31] <Graversimen> cause you cant join
#4262 [21:31] <VoxelHead> theguywhoneedshelp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4263 [21:31] <Graversimen> :P
#4264 [21:31] <kendle> that sucks
#4265 [21:31] <Graversimen> wow
#4266 [21:31] <kendle> idk why though
#4267 [21:31] <Graversimen> alexbeltz says now: kade is just retarded i guess
#4268 [21:31] <VsAcesoVer> okay back to trying to install on linux: what program am I supposed to open the jar file with?
#4269 [21:32] <Graversimen> uhm
#4270 [21:32] <kendle> u dont need to tell me all he says
#4271 [21:32] <Graversimen> lol
#4272 [21:32] <Graversimen> he says you are not in the network
#4273 [21:32] <Zippy> How do you reload the game when you have already purchased it so you don't have to pay again? If you click Buy Now does the vendor know you've paid and let you load again?
#4274 [21:32] <kendle> i know im not
#4275 [21:32] <kendle> but i have the network on hamachi right now
#4276 [21:33] <lemon-rev> zippy you dont need to pay for it again if you have done so, what is your user name of the account
#4277 [21:33] <Zippy> Lemon-rev elyk85
#4278 [21:33] <Graversimen> !paid elyk85
#4279 [21:33] <Graversimen> :P
#4280 [21:33] <VsAcesoVer> okay: Minecraft.jar. I can either download it, or I can 'open with..' a program. by defualt, it opens with Ark, which doesn't seem to do anything.
#4281 [21:34] <lemon-rev> zippy so you have paid whats the matter with minecraft ?
#4282 [21:34] <Graversimen> zippy are you sure you are logged in?
#4283 [21:34] <Graversimen> and with that account
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#4285 [21:34] <Zippy> My son clilcked on a texture pack called HLMC_ROOSTER now the game won't run?
#4286 [21:34] <theguywhoneedshelp> lemon-rev you are the BEST!!! i want to hug you right now its working after all day today and last night it finally WORKS
#4287 [21:35] <lemon-rev> ??> zippy win/reinst
#4288 [21:35] <VoxelHead> zippy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4289 [21:35] <VoxelHead> zippy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4290 [21:35] <Graversimen> no no ot that
#4291 [21:35] * mib_lbp0o9 [mib_lbp0o9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4292 [21:35] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp what did i do ?
#4293 [21:35] <Graversimen> do you know how to delete a texture pac ?
#4294 [21:35] <lemon-rev> lol
#4295 [21:35] <Graversimen> pack
#4296 [21:35] <Graversimen> if not
#4297 [21:35] <mib_lbp0o9> how do i play from the website
#4298 [21:36] <Graversimen> windows ? zippy
#4299 [21:36] <Zippy> Graversimen yes I tryed several times the front end comes on enter user and password the startup window appears then a second window with HalfLife Minedcraft then it freezes
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#4301 [21:36] <Graversimen> try open this
#4302 [21:36] <Graversimen> ??> zippy win/.minecraft
#4303 [21:36] <theguywhoneedshelp> you helped me throught very dark times in my life
#4304 [21:36] <VoxelHead> zippy: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
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#4306 [21:37] <Graversimen> then inside that you find a texture packs folder, just delete the texture pack your son clicked on :P
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#4309 [21:37] <mib_lbp0o9> how do i play minecraft from the website
#4310 [21:37] <Graversimen> then run minecraft. and everything should work fine
#4311 [21:37] <Graversimen> ??browser
#4312 [21:37] <Graversimen> :(
#4313 [21:37] <mib_uzz3au> ok after i deleted everything but the save folder, i tried loging in and play offline but on the bottom of the button said (not downloaded)
#4314 [21:37] <mib_lbp0o9> that doesnt work
#4315 [21:37] <Zippy> The texture pack seems to be in multiple folders
#4316 [21:38] <mortisha> i downloaded the beta and when i try to play offline, it says i havent downloaded it
#4317 [21:38] <Alex_> you not premium
#4318 [21:38] <Graversimen> mortisha have you played once online ?
#4319 [21:38] <mortisha> no
#4320 [21:38] <Graversimen> like logged in
#4321 [21:38] <Graversimen> you need to do that
#4322 [21:38] <mib_lbp0o9> yes
#4323 [21:38] <mortisha> i can login but it wont let me play
#4324 [21:38] <Graversimen> what happens after logged in?
#4325 [21:39] <mib_lbp0o9> the browser doesnt work in the browser
#4326 [21:39] <mortisha> so i HAVE to purchase the Premium to play?
#4327 [21:39] <Graversimen> YES
#4328 [21:39] <Alex_> yes
#4329 [21:39] <Graversimen> lol
#4330 [21:39] <theguywhoneedshelp> now that it works again i am still a tard when it comes to the accual game so... how do i get texture packs what exactly are they and how does one get mods without messing everything up?
#4331 [21:39] <|Kiikun|> to play beta, yes. otherwise you can only play classic
#4332 [21:39] <mortisha> lol thats both fake and gay, thanks for the hep
#4333 [21:39] <Graversimen> wtf
#4334 [21:39] <Graversimen> its not fake and gay
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#4336 [21:40] <|Kiikun|> morti just wanted free game :P
#4337 [21:40] <Graversimen> lol
#4338 [21:40] <Graversimen> BUT HE WONT GET!
#4339 [21:40] <sonic> when i run the minecraft i get a blank screen
#4340 [21:40] <Graversimen> >:D
#4341 [21:40] <mib_lbp0o9> how do i play from the website browser dont work
#4342 [21:40] <Alex_> in the menu of the client click texture packs and mods
#4343 [21:40] <Graversimen> :O
#4344 [21:40] <Graversimen> sonic installed any mods/texture packs ?
#4345 [21:40] <Graversimen> if mods, go to #risucraft :P
#4346 [21:40] <mib_lbp0o9> hello
#4347 [21:40] <Graversimen> hi
#4348 [21:40] <sonic> ive deleted texture packs only
#4349 [21:41] <Graversimen> did you install any mods
#4350 [21:41] <sonic> yes
#4351 [21:41] <Graversimen> then go to #risucraft and ask for help :P
#4352 [21:41] <mib_lbp0o9> how do i play from the website
#4353 [21:41] <Graversimen> if you want to keep the mdos
#4354 [21:41] <theguywhoneedshelp> ok thanks guys your amazing
#4355 [21:41] <Graversimen> mib_lbp0o9 go to http://minecraft.net/game
#4356 [21:42] <Graversimen> if beta
#4357 [21:42] <lemon-rev> theguywhoneedshelp what happend to make it work
#4358 [21:42] <Graversimen> :P
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#4360 [21:42] <Graversimen> wtf
#4361 [21:42] <Graversimen> i cant press in browser !!! :O :O
#4362 [21:42] <mib_lbp0o9> nothing happend just says beta at the top
#4363 [21:42] <Graversimen> oh
#4364 [21:42] <Graversimen> slow internet
#4365 [21:42] <Graversimen> :P
#4366 [21:42] <Graversimen> hm
#4367 [21:42] <mib_lbp0o9> no
#4368 [21:43] <mib_lbp0o9> its fast
#4369 [21:43] <Graversimen> i said ME got bad internet
#4370 [21:43] <Graversimen> lol
#4371 [21:43] <mib_lbp0o9> oh
#4372 [21:43] <Graversimen> mib_lbp0o9 it looks like a java problem
#4373 [21:43] <Graversimen> :p
#4374 [21:43] <Graversimen> try reinstall java :P
#4375 [21:43] <mib_lbp0o9> how do i play from website
#4376 [21:43] <Graversimen> do what i say
#4377 [21:43] <Graversimen> :P
#4378 [21:43] <mib_lbp0o9> kk
#4379 [21:43] <Graversimen> you need to reinstall java :D
#4380 [21:43] <Zippy> Graveersimen Thanks I'll try that
#4381 [21:44] <Graversimen> :P
#4382 [21:44] <mib_lbp0o9> kk
#4383 [21:44] * Graversimen is on the road again!
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#4384 [21:44] <Alex_> http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#4385 [21:44] <mib_uzz3au> why does it say (not downloaded) when i try to log in ???!
#4386 [21:44] <Alex_> have you paid for the game
#4387 [21:44] <mib_uzz3au> yess
#4388 [21:45] <Graversimen> mib_uzz3au have you logged in once online? (internet connection)
#4389 [21:46] <mib_uzz3au> from the browser?
#4390 [21:46] <Graversimen> no, launcher :P
#4391 [21:46] <Graversimen> awww
#4392 [21:46] <Graversimen> i get stone screen
#4393 [21:46] <Graversimen> minecraft, Y U NO WORK ON CELLPHONE
#4394 [21:46] <Graversimen> :)
#4395 [21:46] <Graversimen> java :O
#4396 [21:46] <mib_uzz3au> said cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4397 [21:46] <Graversimen> try again then :P
#4398 [21:47] <Graversimen> !check minecraft.net
#4399 [21:47] <Graversimen> :O
#4400 [21:47] <Graversimen> :P
#4401 [21:47] <Graversimen> !isdown
#4402 [21:47] <GreyBot> Graversimen: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4403 [21:47] <Graversimen> its up :P
#4404 [21:47] <mib_uzz3au> ???
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#4407 [21:48] <Graversimen> just try again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and
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#4409 [21:48] <Graversimen> until it works :P
#4410 [21:48] <TheNytangel`> Graversimen, you think your internet is slow -_-
#4411 [21:48] <pachuco> its says i need to agree to applet dialog box
#4412 [21:48] <Graversimen> yeah
#4413 [21:48] <Graversimen> 5mbps
#4414 [21:48] <pachuco> how do i d that
#4415 [21:49] <Graversimen> beat that
#4416 [21:49] <Graversimen> beat that :P
#4417 [21:49] <Graversimen> 5 mbps
#4418 [21:49] <pachuco> how do i agree to applet dialog box
#4419 [21:49] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, I will
#4420 [21:49] <pachuco> ?!?!?!
#4421 [21:49] <Graversimen> lol
#4422 [21:49] <Graversimen> omfg
#4423 [21:49] <Graversimen> its a miracle !!
#4424 [21:49] <Graversimen> i got 56 mbps !!
#4425 [21:49] <Graversimen> ON MY CELLPHONE !!!
#4426 [21:49] <Graversimen> (its internet time)
#4427 [21:50] <TheNytangel> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420911885.png
#4428 [21:50] <Graversimen> (must) (download) (java) (!!!!!)
#4429 [21:50] <TheNytangel> Take that
#4430 [21:50] <Graversimen> give me link
#4431 [21:50] <Graversimen> im lazy
#4432 [21:50] <TheNytangel> I just did
#4433 [21:50] <Graversimen> mibbit has inbuilt viewer
#4434 [21:50] <Graversimen> give me link :P
#4435 [21:51] <Graversimen> its still inbuilt
#4436 [21:51] <Graversimen> and dont spam!!!
#4437 [21:51] <Graversimen> holy shit
#4438 [21:51] <Graversimen> he ''pm'' me spawn of the pic
#4439 [21:51] <TheNytangel> Get it?
#4440 [21:51] <TheNytangel> I can spam all I want in notice
#4441 [21:51] <TheNytangel> It isn't in the channel
#4442 [21:51] <Graversimen> lol
#4443 [21:51] <Graversimen> hhaahhaha
#4444 [21:51] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4445 [21:51] <Graversimen> :P
#4446 [21:51] <TheNytangel> Either vox has lag or DopeGhoti just.. isn't away when he is marked away
#4447 [21:51] <Graversimen> and thaths a pic !!!
#4448 [21:51] <Graversimen> thats*
#4449 [21:52] <Graversimen> i want link
#4450 [21:52] <Graversimen> not pic :P
#4451 [21:52] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, good for it. Just click the link
#4452 [21:52] <Graversimen> ....
#4453 [21:52] <Graversimen> its an inbuilt viewer
#4454 [21:52] <TheNytangel> Good
#4455 [21:52] <Graversimen> it doesnt open any new tabs or windows
#4456 [21:52] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, right click it
#4457 [21:52] <Graversimen> http://speedtest.net
#4458 [21:52] <Graversimen> or click that :P
#4459 [21:53] <Graversimen> loading 5%
#4460 [21:53] <TheNytangel> You just don't want to face the truth that my internet is slower
#4461 [21:53] <Graversimen> loading 7% ....
#4462 [21:53] <Graversimen> zzzzZZZZZzzzzZZ
#4463 [21:53] <Graversimen> loading 10%
#4464 [21:53] <Graversimen> this is going to take forever
#4465 [21:53] <TheNytangel> ?? dont/spam
#4466 [21:53] <VoxelHead> dont/spam: We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#4467 [21:53] <Graversimen> lol
#4468 [21:53] <Graversimen> it wasnt the same thing
#4469 [21:54] <TheNytangel> ?? dont/flood
#4470 [21:54] <VoxelHead> dont/flood: Please do not paste large globs of text into the IRC channel. This is called 'flooding' and is considered _very_ rude.
#4471 [21:54] <VoxelHead> dont/flood: If you have an error log or other information to share that is more then one or two lines, use pastebin.com. see pastebin for more information.
#4472 [21:54] <Graversimen> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420914970.png
#4473 [21:54] <Graversimen> beat that
#4474 [21:55] <Graversimen> :)
#4475 [21:55] <Alex_> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420914581.png
#4476 [21:55] <TheNytangel> I was slower than Graversimen's
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#4478 [21:57] <graversimen_> i crashed
#4479 [21:57] <graversimen_> i mean internet
#4480 [21:58] <graversimen_> BEAT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420916848.png
#4481 [21:58] <graversimen_> :P
#4482 [21:59] <graversimen_> my server was around 11350 mi away xD
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#4484 [21:59] <graversimen__> wtf
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#4486 [21:59] <graversimen__> internet crashed
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#4488 [22:00] <graversimen__> please kick graversimen and graversimen_ :P
#4489 [22:00] <graversimen__> oh
#4490 [22:00] <TheNytangel> Ghost them
#4491 [22:00] <Graversimen> >:D
#4492 [22:00] <Graversimen> doesnt work :P
#4493 [22:00] <TheNytangel> They have to be registered nicks
#4494 [22:01] <Graversimen> ...
#4495 [22:01] <Graversimen> :P
#4496 [22:01] <Graversimen> i cant register more nicks
#4497 [22:01] <Graversimen> i got too many, lol
#4498 [22:02] <Graversimen> before http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420916848.png AFTER!! http://www.speedtest.net/result/1420920446.png
#4499 [22:03] * drillblade8 [drillblade8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4500 [22:04] <drillblade8> mindcraft wont run i just get a blank white screen. can anyone help me????
#4501 [22:04] * umbridge [umbridge@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4502 [22:05] <umbridge> Hello?
#4503 [22:05] <Graversimen> hi
#4504 [22:05] <umbridge> Theres no capcha?
#4505 [22:05] <Graversimen> drillblade8 we dont support mindcraft
#4506 [22:05] <Graversimen> we support minecraft >:D
#4507 [22:05] <umbridge> ?
#4508 [22:05] <Graversimen> capcha ?
#4509 [22:05] <Graversimen> where
#4510 [22:05] <umbridge> when im trying to set up an account
#4511 [22:06] <Graversimen> why should there? :P
#4512 [22:06] <umbridge> there telling me i need to fill one out
#4513 [22:06] <umbridge> but theres nothing there
#4514 [22:06] <Graversimen> :O
#4515 [22:06] <umbridge> and i cant make a account
#4516 [22:06] <Graversimen> you got screenshot?
#4517 [22:06] <Graversimen> of it
#4518 [22:06] <Graversimen> :P
#4519 [22:06] <umbridge> no
#4520 [22:06] <Graversimen> well, take one then :P
#4521 [22:07] <umbridge> how?
#4522 [22:07] <Graversimen> which os you got?
#4523 [22:07] <umbridge> whats an os?
#4524 [22:07] <Graversimen> ??os
#4525 [22:07] <Graversimen> ?os
#4526 [22:07] <Graversimen> !os
#4527 [22:07] <Graversimen> ...
#4528 [22:07] <Graversimen> operative system :P
#4529 [22:07] <Graversimen> like windows
#4530 [22:07] <Graversimen> mac
#4531 [22:07] <umbridge> like mt computer?
#4532 [22:07] <Graversimen> linux
#4533 [22:07] <umbridge> ohh
#4534 [22:07] <umbridge> dell
#4535 [22:07] <Graversimen> ...
#4536 [22:08] <Graversimen> thats a hardware
#4537 [22:08] <Graversimen> not os :P
#4538 [22:08] <umbridge> im not on a laptop
#4539 [22:08] <Graversimen> ...
#4540 [22:08] <TheNytangel> ?? os
#4541 [22:08] <VoxelHead> os: Operating System. Examples: Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OSX, Linux (Ubuntu, debian, slackware, etc etc)
#4542 [22:08] <Graversimen> ey
#4543 [22:08] <Graversimen> unfair
#4544 [22:08] <umbridge> WINDOWS XP
#4545 [22:08] <umbridge> i feel stupid
#4546 [22:08] <Graversimen> lol
#4547 [22:08] <TheNytangel> You are, don't worry
#4548 [22:08] <Graversimen> yeah you should >:D
#4549 [22:08] <Graversimen> :P
#4550 [22:08] <umbridge> -.- can you help?
#4551 [22:08] <Graversimen> we are here jsut to help stupid people like you :P
#4552 [22:09] <umbridge> well thanks
#4553 [22:09] <Graversimen> hm
#4554 [22:09] <umbridge> sooooooooo the captcha?
#4555 [22:09] <Graversimen> do you see a prtsc button anywhere on keyboard ?
#4556 [22:09] * kermie [kermie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4557 [22:09] <Graversimen> >:D
#4558 [22:09] <TheNytangel> umbridge, update your video card drivers
#4559 [22:09] <Graversimen> i got ur ip :P
#4560 [22:09] <Graversimen> wtf thenytangel
#4561 [22:09] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, I have yours
#4562 [22:09] <umbridge> print screen?
#4563 [22:09] <kermie> wat is this?
#4564 [22:09] <Graversimen> yeah
#4565 [22:10] <umbridge> yea i got one
#4566 [22:10] <Graversimen> which is the same as screen shot :P
#4567 [22:10] <kermie> bbi
#4568 [22:10] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, he needs to update his video card drivers..
#4569 [22:10] <Graversimen> how u know
#4570 [22:10] <Graversimen> lol
#4571 [22:10] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, it's a white screen. It's either that or java
#4572 [22:10] <umbridge> i took one, now what?
#4573 [22:10] <Graversimen> upload it to tinypic.com or something :P
#4574 [22:11] <Graversimen> and give me the link :P
#4575 [22:11] <Graversimen> thenytangel he dont open minecraft, he try make account
#4576 [22:11] <Graversimen> but the capchtagrfhasui thing is just white :P
#4577 [22:11] <Graversimen> xD
#4578 [22:12] * meeple [meeple@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4579 [22:12] <Graversimen> hi meeple
#4580 [22:12] <Graversimen> welcome
#4581 [22:12] <meeple> hello
#4582 [22:12] <Graversimen> you are the first i say welcome too!!! you got the honour !!
#4583 [22:12] <umbridge> noo the capthcha is not there
#4584 [22:12] <Graversimen> give me link to the pic :P
#4585 [22:12] <Graversimen> so i can see :P
#4586 [22:13] <umbridge> screw this
#4587 [22:13] <Graversimen> ??
#4588 [22:13] <umbridge> i just dont care anymore
#4589 [22:13] <Graversimen> :O
#4590 [22:13] <meeple> what?
#4591 [22:13] <umbridge> too much effort
#4592 [22:13] <Graversimen> but minecraft is worth it!!
#4593 [22:13] <umbridge> bye
#4594 [22:13] * xorcon [xorcon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4595 [22:13] <Graversimen> look waht you did thenytangel
#4596 [22:13] <Graversimen> :)
#4597 [22:14] <TheNytangel> I didn't do anything
#4598 [22:14] <Graversimen> yes you did
#4599 [22:14] <TheNytangel> I'm watching a youtube video
#4600 [22:14] <Graversimen> you said it was bad video card
#4601 [22:14] <Graversimen> bad video card drivers
#4602 [22:15] <meeple> help my minecraft account is jacked up
#4603 [22:15] <Graversimen> :O
#4604 [22:15] <Graversimen> We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues
#4605 [22:16] <Graversimen> says so in the topic :P
#4606 [22:16] <meeple> lies
#4607 [22:16] <Graversimen> The official Minecraft support channel | For all your questions about the core-game made by Mojang! | Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp | Bug tracker: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues
#4608 [22:16] <TheNytangel> meeple, read the topic
#4609 [22:16] <Graversimen> read the /topic
#4610 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Now tits or gtfo
#4611 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Jk
#4612 [22:16] <Graversimen> lol
#4613 [22:16] <Graversimen> xD
#4614 [22:16] <meeple> eff you
#4615 [22:16] <TheNytangel> You too :D
#4616 [22:17] <Graversimen> what if boy
#4617 [22:17] <Graversimen> ew :P
#4618 [22:17] * Product [Product@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4619 [22:17] <Product> Hey guys, watsup.
#4620 [22:17] * froglegstew [froglegstew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4621 [22:17] <Graversimen> nothing
#4622 [22:18] <froglegstew> help me im stuck on the done loading screen
#4623 [22:18] <Graversimen> just found a minecraft app for android >:D
#4624 [22:18] <Product> Wow xD
#4625 [22:18] <Product> Multiplayer ?
#4626 [22:18] <Product> !seen almostroot
#4627 [22:18] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 7hrs 56mins 30secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#4628 [22:18] <Graversimen> lol
#4629 [22:18] <Graversimen> dont thing so
#4630 [22:18] <Graversimen> think*
#4631 [22:18] <Product> Oh.
#4632 [22:18] <Product> Not free, right ?
#4633 [22:18] <Graversimen> free
#4634 [22:18] <froglegstew> hello
#4635 [22:18] <Graversimen> its not official :P
#4636 [22:18] <Product> Cool !
#4637 [22:18] <Product> Oh lol.
#4638 [22:18] <Graversimen> xD
#4639 [22:19] <Product> xDDD
#4640 [22:19] <Graversimen> i just random found it
#4641 [22:19] <froglegstew> Can u people help me?
#4642 [22:19] <Graversimen> :P
#4643 [22:19] <Graversimen> yes
#4644 [22:19] <Product> Sure frogle.
#4645 [22:19] <Graversimen> ??ask
#4646 [22:19] <Graversimen> ?? ask
#4647 [22:19] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4648 [22:19] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4649 [22:19] <froglegstew> PLEASE
#4650 [22:19] <Product> Ask..........
#4651 [22:19] <Graversimen> ?? patient
#4652 [22:19] <Graversimen> ....
#4653 [22:19] <Graversimen> :P
#4654 [22:19] <Product> Lol fail xD
#4655 [22:19] <froglegstew> Anyone
#4656 [22:19] <Graversimen> what you eed help with
#4657 [22:19] <froglegstew> HELLO
#4658 [22:20] <Product> Frogle, just ask.
#4659 [22:20] <Graversimen> dont ask TO ask
#4660 [22:20] <Graversimen> ...
#4661 [22:20] <Product> What do you need help ?
#4662 [22:20] <Product> ??> froglegstew ask
#4663 [22:20] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4664 [22:20] <VoxelHead> froglegstew: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4665 [22:20] <TheNytangel> Retards: <froglegstew> help me im stuck on the done loading screen
#4666 [22:20] <froglegstew> >:o
#4667 [22:20] <Product> He's probably trolling..
#4668 [22:20] <TheNytangel> Or
#4669 [22:20] <Product> Oh.
#4670 [22:20] <Product> I just joined
#4671 [22:20] <Graversimen> ??> product botspam
#4672 [22:21] <Product> So I couldn't see that.
#4673 [22:21] <Graversimen> ...
#4674 [22:21] <Graversimen> :P
#4675 [22:21] <froglegstew> i need some help
#4676 [22:21] <Product> Ok frogle, ur on beta ?
#4677 [22:21] <Product> Or classic ?
#4678 [22:21] <Graversimen> 04:18:04 froglegstew help me im stuck on the done loading screen 04:18:05 Graversimen just found a minecraft app for android >:D 04:18:11 Product Wow 04:18:15 Product Multiplayer ?
#4679 [22:21] <froglegstew> Please nerds help me!
#4680 [22:21] <Graversimen> you was online
#4681 [22:21] <Graversimen> lol
#4682 [22:21] <froglegstew> Assholes
#4683 [22:21] <Product> Yes, he said that before I came I think.
#4684 [22:21] <Graversimen> no
#4685 [22:21] <Product> Wow..
#4686 [22:21] <Product> I'am trying to help him.
#4687 [22:21] <Product> And he call us that..
#4688 [22:21] <TheNytangel> Product, he came after you..
#4689 [22:21] <Graversimen> you chatted 7 seconds after :P
#4690 [22:21] <TheNytangel> Failure
#4691 [22:21] <Graversimen> yeah
#4692 [22:21] <Graversimen> lol
#4693 [22:22] <Product> I think so.
#4694 [22:22] <Product> Nobody's perfect.
#4695 [22:22] <Graversimen> 04:17:43 Product Hey guys, watsup. 04:17:43 *** froglegstew joined #minecrafthelp 04:17:48 Graversimen nothing 04:18:04 froglegstew help me im stuck on the done loading screen
#4696 [22:22] <Product> 0.0
#4697 [22:22] <Product> True lol.
#4698 [22:22] <Graversimen> you joined 20 seconds before :P
#4699 [22:22] <Product> I didn't pay attention.
#4700 [22:22] <Graversimen> lol
#4701 [22:22] <Graversimen> not me either xD
#4702 [22:22] <Product> I was reading a tutorial.
#4703 [22:22] <Graversimen> looool
#4704 [22:22] <Product> Then started chatting with you.
#4705 [22:22] <Product> But anyways..
#4706 [22:22] <Graversimen> lol
#4707 [22:22] <Graversimen> :P
#4708 [22:23] <Product> YOU should have seen that graver.
#4709 [22:23] <Graversimen> ANDROID FTW!!!!!!!
#4710 [22:23] <Graversimen> :P
#4711 [22:23] <Product> See you spam the chat, we can't see what people say..
#4712 [22:23] <Graversimen> lol
#4713 [22:23] * oblMraptor [oblMraptor@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4714 [22:23] <Graversimen> well well
#4715 [22:23] <Graversimen> who was spamming when he chatted
#4716 [22:23] <Graversimen> 04:17:48 Graversimen nothing 04:18:04 froglegstew help me im stuck on the done loading screen 04:18:05 Graversimen just found a minecraft app for android >:D 04:18:11 Product Wow 04:18:15 Product Multiplayer ? 04:18:18 Product !seen almostroot 04:18:19 GreyBot I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 7hrs 56mins 30secs ago, talking in #minecrafthel
#4717 [22:23] <Product> See.. you say lol, then well well
#4718 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#4719 [22:23] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:736>)
#4720 [22:23] <TheNytangel> :D
#4721 [22:24] <Product> :D
#4722 [22:24] * Graversimen [Graversimen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4723 [22:24] <TheNytangel> D:
#4724 [22:24] <Graversimen> sorry :(
#4725 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> No spammy!
#4726 [22:24] <Graversimen> i just wanted to pwn product !!!
#4727 [22:24] <Graversimen> :P
#4728 [22:24] <Product> Pwn me ? lol
#4729 [22:24] <Graversimen> yeah
#4730 [22:24] <Graversimen> i pwned you
#4731 [22:24] <Product> How did you pwn me ? by kicking yourself..
#4732 [22:24] <meeple> when i pull up minecraft a black screen pops up helppppp
#4733 [22:24] <Product> Ok meeple ur on Windows ?
#4734 [22:24] <Graversimen> ?? help
#4735 [22:24] <VoxelHead> help: To use this service, there are several commands. ?? will answer a FAQ in-channel. ??< will privately send you the answer to a FAQ. ??> will answer a FAQ in channel with attention to the person you specify. ??>> will do the same, only privately
#4736 [22:24] <VoxelHead> help: For a list of FAQs I can answer (or more accurately, a link to one), check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#4737 [22:24] <Graversimen> wtf
#4738 [22:24] <Graversimen> :P
#4739 [22:24] <Product> ??> meeple win/reinst
#4740 [22:24] <meeple> yeah
#4741 [22:24] <VoxelHead> meeple: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4742 [22:24] <VoxelHead> meeple: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4743 [22:25] <Product> Graversimen, please don't spam the chat with useless commands :)
#4744 [22:25] <Graversimen> voxelhead is spamming!!
#4745 [22:25] <Graversimen> ??> product bot/spam
#4746 [22:25] * icedeep [icedeep@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4747 [22:25] <Graversimen> ??> product spam/bot
#4748 [22:25] <Graversimen> ...
#4749 [22:25] <Product> Fail..
#4750 [22:25] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, stop
#4751 [22:25] <Graversimen> xD
#4752 [22:25] <Graversimen> ok
#4753 [22:25] <Graversimen> sorry
#4754 [22:26] <TheNytangel> -_-
#4755 [22:26] <Product> Yeah stop it's annoying.
#4756 [22:26] <Graversimen> im being a asshole, im so sorry
#4757 [22:26] <Graversimen> for being awsome!
#4758 [22:26] * GreyVulpine coughs
#4758 [22:26] <Graversimen> sorry, wont do it again
#4759 [22:26] <Graversimen> :P
#4760 [22:26] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#4761 [22:26] <Product> Wow 4 messages in 3 seconds..
#4762 [22:26] <Graversimen> no
#4763 [22:26] <Product> Watsup GreyVulpine :D
#4764 [22:26] <Graversimen> when ?
#4765 [22:27] * mib_lsq95z [mib_lsq95z@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4766 [22:27] <Graversimen> you cant do 4 messages in 3 seconds
#4767 [22:27] <Graversimen> its impossible !!
#4768 [22:27] <Product> No it's not.
#4769 [22:27] * mish^ [mish^@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4770 [22:27] <Graversimen> then show >:D
#4771 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> Let's not
#4772 [22:27] <Graversimen> lol
#4773 [22:27] <mish^> Question: I run my own server so I can play whereever I am, suddendly my furnaces no longer work, even if I restart the server...
#4774 [22:27] <Product> Ok :D, spammers with 0.5 seconds interval can do 6 in 3 seconds.
#4775 [22:28] <Graversimen> are you sure its coal in it? :p
#4776 [22:28] <Graversimen> mish^
#4777 [22:28] <Graversimen> or something wood
#4778 [22:28] <Graversimen> or lava bucket :P
#4779 [22:28] <TheNytangel> Graversimen...
#4780 [22:28] <Graversimen> what
#4781 [22:28] * oldtopman [oldtopman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4782 [22:28] <Graversimen> i try help
#4783 [22:28] <Graversimen> hi oldtopman
#4784 [22:28] <Product> Ur really annoying Graverismen, just go and install that app..
#4785 [22:28] <Graversimen> i have
#4786 [22:28] <TheNytangel> Use dots (.) And don't take that as a boob
#4787 [22:29] <Graversimen> i didnt before you said
#4788 [22:29] <Graversimen> lol
#4789 [22:29] <oldtopman> Hi Graversimen!
#4790 [22:29] <Graversimen> hi oldtopman!!
#4791 [22:29] <mish^> Graversimen: Wood and Coal, neither works.
#4792 [22:29] <Product> 8=D, don't take that as a penis.
#4793 [22:29] <Graversimen> :O
#4794 [22:29] <Graversimen> ew
#4795 [22:29] <meeple> VoxelHeads a freaking genius
#4796 [22:29] <TheNytangel> Product, I did
#4797 [22:29] <Graversimen> lol
#4798 [22:29] <Graversimen> hes a bot
#4799 [22:29] <Product> Lol xD
#4800 [22:29] <Graversimen> ?? bot
#4801 [22:29] <oldtopman> ??> meeple bot
#4802 [22:29] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4803 [22:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4804 [22:29] <Graversimen> wtf
#4805 [22:29] <Graversimen> haha :P
#4806 [22:30] <meeple> hahahahXD
#4807 [22:30] <Graversimen> rofl
#4808 [22:30] <Product> Guys brb 2 mins, going to resume my tutorial :)
#4809 [22:30] <Graversimen> lmao!!
#4810 [22:30] <Graversimen> haahha
#4811 [22:30] <Graversimen> help me
#4812 [22:30] <Graversimen> im dying
#4813 [22:30] <Graversimen> iltid
#4814 [22:30] <Graversimen> im laughing to i die
#4815 [22:30] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, stop
#4816 [22:30] <Graversimen> sorry, its just so funny xD
#4817 [22:30] <Graversimen> lmao
#4818 [22:31] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, stop spamming
#4819 [22:31] <Graversimen> ok
#4820 [22:31] <Graversimen> sorry
#4821 [22:31] <Graversimen> 8==D ([{}])
#4822 [22:31] <Product> Graversimen, couldn't you just say: "Ok sorry" ? instead of using 2 lines ?
#4823 [22:31] * i [i@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4824 [22:31] <Graversimen> alien going into airship!!!
#4825 [22:32] <Product> Ok brb guys :D
#4826 [22:32] <i> can anyone help with my mod problem?
#4827 [22:32] <TheNytangel> 8==D~~(.(.)
#4828 [22:32] <Graversimen> you like my alien?
#4829 [22:32] <Graversimen> no
#4830 [22:32] * mib_oje2ym [mib_oje2ym@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4831 [22:32] <Graversimen> i go to #risucraft
#4832 [22:32] <Graversimen> and not i as in me :P
#4833 [22:32] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, we know..
#4834 [22:32] <Graversimen> :O
#4835 [22:32] <Graversimen> haxor!
#4836 [22:32] <i> how?
#4837 [22:32] <Graversimen> oh right
#4838 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> /join #risucraft
#4839 [22:33] <Graversimen> grey
#4840 [22:33] <Graversimen> mibbit
#4841 [22:33] <Graversimen> baaanned :P
#4842 [22:33] <mib_oje2ym> Haxor that's my friends username
#4843 [22:33] <Graversimen> Haxor!!!!!!
#4844 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#4845 [22:33] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:737>)
#4846 [22:33] <i> umm idk why it says im banned>?
#4847 [22:33] * Graversimen [Graversimen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4848 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> i - try using a different client.
#4849 [22:33] <Graversimen> its mibbit :P not auto rejoin
#4850 [22:33] <Graversimen> :P
#4851 [22:34] <Graversimen> like xchat, or quakenet or something
#4852 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> i - Try http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=risucraft
#4853 [22:34] <Graversimen> :P
#4854 [22:34] <TheNytangel> Quakenet?
#4855 [22:34] <Graversimen> idk
#4856 [22:34] <TheNytangel> ?? irc/client
#4857 [22:34] <Graversimen> :P
#4858 [22:34] <TheNytangel> -_-
#4859 [22:34] <Graversimen> ?? client
#4860 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Graversimen - You are about to get kicked again for spam
#4861 [22:34] <Graversimen> ?? index
#4862 [22:34] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#4863 [22:34] <Graversimen> sorry
#4864 [22:34] <Graversimen> ill stop right now, Sir
#4865 [22:35] <i> umm i joined #risucraft and nobody is there
#4866 [22:35] <Graversimen> w t f
#4867 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> i - No you didn't. Try the link I gave you above
#4868 [22:36] <Graversimen> http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=#risucraft
#4869 [22:36] <Graversimen> :P
#4870 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> That doesn't work
#4871 [22:36] <Graversimen> did for me
#4872 [22:36] <Graversimen> greyvulpine got pwned :P
#4873 [22:37] <Graversimen> GreyVulpine went quiet :O
#4874 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> pfft
#4875 [22:37] <Graversimen> :P
#4876 [22:38] <Graversimen> :)
#4877 [22:38] <TheNytangel> Graversimen...
#4878 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> What is the deal with the smiley faces?
#4879 [22:38] <Product> Back.
#4880 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> If you want to chat about non-help topics, try #minecraft
#4881 [22:38] * calatalee [calatalee@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4882 [22:38] <Graversimen> im banned in #minecraft
#4883 [22:39] <i> thanks
#4884 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> No, you're not
#4885 [22:39] <Graversimen> oh im not, wtf
#4886 [22:39] <calatalee> i need help
#4887 [22:39] <Product> I know why you are banned.
#4888 [22:39] <Graversimen> i wasnt banned :P
#4889 [22:39] <Product> You type 1 sentence in 10 lines.
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#4891 [22:39] <Graversimen> 04:38:36 Product Hey. 04:38:40 Product How are you doing ? 04:38:47 Product Let's chat here to not spam the original chat.
#4892 [22:39] <Graversimen> oh , right
#4893 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#4894 [22:39] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:738>)
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#4896 [22:40] <Product> Hey GreyVulpine, could you do me a favor, if you ever see almostroot online, can you tell him that I need him, and I send him a memo ? Thanks :)
#4897 [22:40] <Graversimen> sorry
#4898 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Will do
#4899 [22:40] <TheNytangel> Product, just /ms him
#4900 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> He did.
#4901 [22:40] <TheNytangel> Oh
#4902 [22:40] <Product> Yeah I did that.
#4903 [22:41] <Product> ./ms is memoserv ?
#4904 [22:41] <calatalee> i tried to open minecraft from the download, and it said it was unable to create a java virtual machine, can anyone help?
#4905 [22:41] <Graversimen> ./ms is minecraftserver
#4906 [22:41] <Product> Oh yeah, I sent him a memoserv, hope he see's it.
#4907 [22:41] <Graversimen> calatalee try run with less ram :P
#4908 [22:41] <Product> Thanks GreyVulpine :D
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#4910 [22:41] <calatalee> how?
#4911 [22:42] <Graversimen> hm
#4912 [22:42] <Product> Brb 2 mins.
#4913 [22:42] <Graversimen> i dont rembmer it :P
#4914 [22:42] <Graversimen> remember*
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#4916 [22:43] <Graversimen> http://tinyurl.com/3rz4rx6
#4917 [22:43] <Product> Back.
#4918 [22:43] <calatalee> grrr
#4919 [22:43] <Graversimen> xD
#4920 [22:43] <calatalee> still saying it
#4921 [22:44] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, NanoAce has a !google feature >.>
#4922 [22:44] <Graversimen> ok
#4923 [22:44] <Graversimen> ?
#4924 [22:44] <Graversimen> a bot called crow has .g
#4925 [22:45] <Graversimen> and letmegooglethatforyou is more fun :P
#4926 [22:45] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, try it
#4927 [22:45] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, that's what it is
#4928 [22:45] <Graversimen> try what
#4929 [22:45] <Product> !google graversimen
#4930 [22:45] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=graversimen&l=0
#4931 [22:45] <Graversimen> !google feature
#4932 [22:45] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=feature&l=0
#4933 [22:45] <TheNytangel> Also !lucky
#4934 [22:45] <Graversimen> :O
#4935 [22:46] <Product> !lucky graversimen
#4936 [22:46] <NanoAce> I'm Feeling Lucky: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=graversimen&l=1
#4937 [22:46] <Graversimen> didnt work
#4938 [22:46] <TheNytangel> Did too
#4939 [22:46] <Graversimen> i just got sent to normal searches :P
#4940 [22:46] <Graversimen> it didnt open a site
#4941 [22:47] <TheNytangel> Well search something popular then
#4942 [22:47] <Graversimen> OMG
#4943 [22:47] <Graversimen> HELP ME
#4944 [22:47] <Graversimen> Compare gravers Compare prices on gravers and save. www.best-price.com/gravers
#4945 [22:47] <Product> !lucky Justin Bieber
#4946 [22:47] <NanoAce> I'm Feeling Lucky: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Justin+Bieber&l=1
#4947 [22:47] <Graversimen> lol
#4948 [22:47] <TheNytangel> Lol, Product, I'm afraid that will be a virus
#4949 [22:47] <Graversimen> yeah
#4950 [22:48] <Graversimen> YEAH
#4951 [22:48] <Graversimen> THE WIKI, lol
#4952 [22:48] <Product> Lol of course it'll be, that Justin Bieber dude he's so Hawtt <3
#4953 [22:48] <Product> Joke lol.
#4954 [22:48] <Graversimen> wtf
#4955 [22:48] <Graversimen> Justin Bieber From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Not to be confused with Justin Beaver.
#4956 [22:48] <Graversimen> Not to be confused with Justin Beaver.
#4957 [22:48] <Graversimen> :P
#4958 [22:48] * mib_tltro2 [mib_tltro2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4959 [22:48] <Product> Welcome Mibbitarian !
#4960 [22:48] <Product> Damn :(
#4961 [22:48] <Graversimen> haha
#4962 [22:48] <meeple> yum
#4963 [22:48] <Graversimen> :P
#4964 [22:49] <Graversimen> !g test
#4965 [22:49] <Graversimen> :(
#4966 [22:49] <Product> Shhh.. FAIL ~!
#4967 [22:49] <meeple> testicles
#4968 [22:49] <Graversimen> !lucky is justin bieber gay?
#4969 [22:49] <NanoAce> I'm Feeling Lucky: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+justin+bieber+gay?&l=1
#4970 [22:49] <meeple> balls
#4971 [22:50] <Graversimen> Answers to Common Questions Is Justin Bieber Gay? No, Justin Bieber is completely straight.
#4972 [22:50] <Graversimen> Could Justin Bieber be gay? Yes and i think he is
#4973 [22:50] <Graversimen> WTF WTF¨
#4974 [22:50] <Graversimen> EWWWW
#4975 [22:50] <Andrew> So if I want to use a computer for a server and play on a different computer is it alright to make xmx and xms equal for memory allocation?
#4976 [22:50] <Graversimen> there was ad's under
#4977 [22:51] <Graversimen> Did you know there is over 100 mens which is wet?
#4978 [22:51] <meeple> me
#4979 [22:51] <Graversimen> ew
#4980 [22:51] <Graversimen> Did you know there is over 300 mens in your area which wants you?
#4981 [22:51] <Graversimen> EWWWWWWW
#4982 [22:52] <meeple> mE
#4983 [22:52] <Graversimen> oh wait
#4984 [22:52] <Graversimen> i forgot to add the thing
#4985 [22:52] <Graversimen> Did you know there is over 300 gay mens in your area which wants you?
#4986 [22:53] <Graversimen> (meeple is masturbathing now...)
#4987 [22:54] <TheNytangel> Graversimen....
#4988 [22:54] <Graversimen> what
#4989 [22:54] <Graversimen> oh right
#4990 [22:54] <Graversimen> there is small kids in here
#4991 [22:55] <Graversimen> sorry kids
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#4993 [22:55] <Andrew> 8|
#4994 [22:55] <Graversimen> :P
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#4996 [22:57] <Andrew> So... I don't have any friends... would it be better for me to build a server or just join one?
#4997 [22:57] <Graversimen> build
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#4999 [22:58] <Andrew> So if I want to use a computer for a server and play on a different computer is it alright to make xmx and xms equal for memory allocation?
#5000 [22:58] <Graversimen> thats normal yes
#5001 [22:58] <Graversimen> for bukkit :P
#5002 [22:59] <Graversimen> but ofc its alright to do it with all :P
#5003 [22:59] <Graversimen> notch doesnt own java :P
#5004 [22:59] <Andrew> I'd like a completely vanilla server.
#5005 [22:59] <Graversimen> or does he :O
#5006 [23:00] <Graversimen> who knows
#5007 [23:00] <TheNytangel> !server
#5008 [23:00] <Andrew> Essentially even oracle doesn't own java.
#5009 [23:01] <Graversimen> andrew you should download the minecraft_server.jar
#5010 [23:01] <Andrew> Oh, I already have it up and running, I just have no friends.
#5011 [23:01] <Andrew> ... that play minecraft.
#5012 [23:01] <Graversimen> :O
#5013 [23:01] <Graversimen> :P
#5014 [23:01] <Graversimen> lol
#5015 [23:01] <Graversimen> you got friends!?!?? :O :O :O you are lucky man!
#5016 [23:02] <Graversimen> wtf
#5017 [23:02] <Graversimen> :O
#5018 [23:02] <Graversimen> ?????
#5019 [23:02] <Graversimen> isnt.. auBOT a bot??
#5020 [23:02] <Graversimen> lol
#5021 [23:03] * mib_sovbyw [mib_sovbyw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5022 [23:03] <Andrew> So is hamachi secure enough for 3 or 4 people?
#5023 [23:03] <Graversimen> isnt.. auBOT a bot??
#5024 [23:03] <TheNytangel> Hi Kealper/AuBot :D
#5025 [23:03] <mib_sovbyw> i need help someone
#5026 [23:03] <Graversimen> :D
#5027 [23:03] <Graversimen> ?? ask
#5028 [23:03] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5029 [23:03] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5030 [23:03] <Andrew> You've come to the right place
#5031 [23:03] <mib_sovbyw> im trying to buy minecraft
#5032 [23:03] <Graversimen> ok
#5033 [23:03] <mib_sovbyw> i got paid 3 days ago
#5034 [23:03] <Graversimen> :O
#5035 [23:03] <TheNytangel> ?? payment
#5036 [23:03] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#5037 [23:03] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#5038 [23:03] <mib_sovbyw> i have $839 in my account ive checked liek 9744 times
#5039 [23:03] <Graversimen> We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues
#5040 [23:04] <mib_sovbyw> ok but listen
#5041 [23:04] <Graversimen> btw
#5042 [23:04] <mib_sovbyw> u might know how to fix it
#5043 [23:04] <Graversimen> cannot help with account issues
#5044 [23:04] <Graversimen> cannot help with account issues
#5045 [23:04] <Graversimen> :P
#5046 [23:04] <mib_sovbyw> i put in all my info for my credit card
#5047 [23:05] <Graversimen> you crazy?
#5048 [23:05] <Graversimen> wait, where
#5049 [23:05] <mib_sovbyw> and its says acount transaction failed and its says its locked for 24 hours
#5050 [23:05] <Graversimen> sounds like giftcard :P
#5051 [23:05] <mib_sovbyw> no i mad sure i made the minecraft purchase
#5052 [23:05] <mib_sovbyw> just in case can you give me the link to buy MINECRAFT not a gc
#5053 [23:06] <Graversimen> g?? c???
#5054 [23:06] <Andrew> payment@mojang.com
#5055 [23:06] <Kealper> Graversimen: gift code
#5056 [23:06] <Andrew> gift card
#5057 [23:06] <Kealper> and no
#5058 [23:06] <Kealper> stop failing
#5059 [23:06] <Kealper> http://minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#5060 [23:06] <Graversimen> ?? giftcode
#5061 [23:06] <VoxelHead> giftcode: To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#5062 [23:06] <Graversimen> wtf
#5063 [23:06] <Graversimen> that failed
#5064 [23:06] <Graversimen> !isdown
#5065 [23:06] <GreyBot> Graversimen: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#5066 [23:07] <Andrew> !love
#5067 [23:07] <mib_sovbyw> whats a giftcode?
#5068 [23:07] <Graversimen> a code
#5069 [23:07] <Graversimen> a gift :P
#5070 [23:07] <mib_sovbyw> for?
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#5072 [23:07] <Graversimen> minecraft
#5073 [23:07] <mib_sovbyw> whats it do
#5074 [23:07] <Graversimen> ...
#5075 [23:07] <Graversimen> gets you a code you can use to get premium :D
#5076 [23:07] <Graversimen> just like the normal payment
#5077 [23:07] <mib_sovbyw> so if i buy a giftcode on one acc...then make a new one and put that giftcode in i can get it?
#5078 [23:07] <Graversimen> but you get a code!!! :D
#5079 [23:08] <Andrew> no
#5080 [23:08] <Graversimen> you dont need to be logged in to buy giftcode
#5081 [23:08] <mib_sovbyw> then how do i get minecraft
#5082 [23:08] <Kealper> Graversimen: you are not really being beneficial to this channel
#5083 [23:08] <Graversimen> what i do now?
#5084 [23:08] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#5085 [23:08] * mib_9p4pbb [mib_9p4pbb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5086 [23:08] <mib_sovbyw> can someone help me get minecraft
#5087 [23:09] <Kealper> ok mib_sovbyw, let's get this figured out
#5088 [23:09] <mib_sovbyw> thank you
#5089 [23:09] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: you tried using a credit card, and it said it was denied, right?
#5090 [23:09] <mib_sovbyw> yes
#5091 [23:09] <nosforatu13> can someone help me with a black screen?
#5092 [23:10] <Kealper> nosforatu13: has it worked before?
#5093 [23:10] <Andrew> is it linux?
#5094 [23:10] <nosforatu13> windows 7
#5095 [23:10] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: hmm...is it a prepaid visa card or a real credit card?
#5096 [23:10] <mib_sovbyw> my card? yes
#5097 [23:10] <mib_sovbyw> its a debit card
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#5099 [23:10] <mib_sovbyw> and yes its real its from my bank
#5100 [23:10] <Graversimen> ?? win/reinst
#5101 [23:10] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5102 [23:10] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5103 [23:10] <Graversimen> to nos guy :P
#5104 [23:10] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: ok, and you have enough money in your bank to guy it?
#5105 [23:10] <Graversimen> buy *
#5106 [23:11] <mib_sovbyw> i have over 800 american dollers yes
#5107 [23:11] <Kealper> yeah, that
#5108 [23:11] <NightLoneWolf> hey..does anyone know when creative mode will be added??
#5109 [23:11] <nosforatu13> i uninstalled and reinstalled both java and minecraft
#5110 [23:11] <Graversimen> in 1.8
#5111 [23:11] <Graversimen> in september
#5112 [23:11] <Graversimen> :P
#5113 [23:11] <nosforatu13> no last i played its was 1.7.something
#5114 [23:11] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: ok, your bank might be thinking it's a fraudulent purchase then, since it is a Swedish company
#5115 [23:11] <nosforatu13> which was yesterday
#5116 [23:12] <Graversimen> lol kealper :P
#5117 [23:12] <Graversimen> the bank doesnt like sweden xD
#5118 [23:12] <mib_sovbyw> ok..what do i do
#5119 [23:12] <Graversimen> go to the bank and yell
#5120 [23:12] <mib_sovbyw> i tired it again and it said this.....
#5121 [23:12] <mib_sovbyw> Credit/debit card deposits disabled You can not use your credit/debit card for the next 24 hours. This restriction cannot be lifted manually by you or our service team. Please return to the website of the Merchant where you will receive further instructions.
#5122 [23:12] <nosforatu13> gravers what do I do?
#5123 [23:12] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: well, you could try using the Paypal payment option, and instead of logging in, use Paypal's credit card option
#5124 [23:13] <Graversimen> hm
#5125 [23:13] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: that way you could use Paypal as a proxy, your bank should not see a paypal payment as suspicious so it might work
#5126 [23:13] <mib_sovbyw> ok it gave me that message then when i clicked ok it said purchase complete!
#5127 [23:13] <Graversimen> did you install any mods?
#5128 [23:13] <nosforatu13> yes i tried to, didn't work
#5129 [23:13] <mib_sovbyw> wtf
#5130 [23:13] <NightLoneWolf> ..should i look for a mod that would enable something like a creative mode? (if theres such)
#5131 [23:13] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: O.o
#5132 [23:13] <nosforatu13> then black screen started
#5133 [23:13] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: you clicked the paypal option and it just said purchase complete without paying?
#5134 [23:13] <Graversimen> hm
#5135 [23:13] <Graversimen> you got teamviewer?
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#5137 [23:14] <nosforatu13> no
#5138 [23:14] <nosforatu13> what is teamviewer
#5139 [23:14] <mib_sovbyw> no i havnt used paypal yet
#5140 [23:14] <Graversimen> ??> nosforatu13 teamviewer
#5141 [23:14] <VoxelHead> nosforatu13: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5142 [23:14] <VoxelHead> nosforatu13: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5143 [23:14] <mib_sovbyw> but it just said credit.debit disabled for 24 hours
#5144 [23:14] <mib_sovbyw> kealper can i just play on my own server
#5145 [23:15] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: uhh, you've got to buy Minecraft to get it to download and play :/
#5146 [23:15] <mib_sovbyw> i already have it dl
#5147 [23:16] <Graversimen> awww yeah
#5148 [23:16] <Kealper> mib_sovbyw: well then yes, but you are on your own on that...
#5149 [23:16] <Graversimen> im downloading teamviewer to my cellphone for fun :P
#5150 [23:16] <nosforatu13> ok, here's the full background: bought minecraft a couple days ago. played fine for the past few days, until this evening, tried installing mini map mod, and colony mod along with modloader and tfc's mod manager. didn't work and black screen started
#5151 [23:17] <Graversimen> ?? reinst
#5152 [23:17] <Graversimen> ?? win/reinst
#5153 [23:17] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5154 [23:17] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5155 [23:17] <Graversimen> be sure to delete the minecraft.jar and mods folder
#5156 [23:17] <Graversimen> they are most important
#5157 [23:17] <Graversimen> most is minecraft.jar since modloader is there :P
#5158 [23:17] <nosforatu13> what is the windows+R keys?
#5159 [23:17] <TheNytangel> ?? win/key
#5160 [23:17] <VoxelHead> win/key: Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#5161 [23:18] <Rikairchy> anyone here good with quassel?
#5162 [23:18] <Graversimen> it sucks
#5163 [23:18] <Rikairchy> no kidding
#5164 [23:18] <Graversimen> :P
#5165 [23:18] <Rikairchy> closest thing to mIRC for linux
#5166 [23:18] <Rikairchy> :\
#5167 [23:18] <Graversimen> lol
#5168 [23:18] <Graversimen> quassel doesnt work for me :P
#5169 [23:18] <Rikairchy> tried xChat, didnt like it
#5170 [23:19] <Graversimen> try mibbit!!
#5171 [23:19] <Kealper> >mIRC
#5172 [23:19] <Graversimen> mibbit is awsome
#5173 [23:19] <Kealper> >Linux
#5174 [23:19] <nosforatu13> so delete everything except the saves folder?
#5175 [23:19] <TheNytangel> I don't use XChat, I use YChat :D
#5176 [23:19] <Graversimen> yeah
#5177 [23:19] <Rikairchy> ychat...?
#5178 [23:19] <Rikairchy> wtf
#5179 [23:19] <Graversimen> or zchat !!
#5180 [23:19] <TheNytangel> Free version of XChat
#5181 [23:19] <Kealper> if you are on Linux, XChat is free
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#5183 [23:19] <Kealper> it only costs money for Windows
#5184 [23:19] <TheNytangel> If you are on windows, YChat is free :D
#5185 [23:19] <Graversimen> zchat is paid version of ychat
#5186 [23:19] <Graversimen> xD
#5187 [23:19] <Andrew> I'm using XChat, how is it not free?
#5188 [23:20] <Andrew> Oh, slow typer sorry.
#5189 [23:20] <Rikairchy> xchat is free...
#5190 [23:20] <Kealper> Andrew: they charge like $20 for the Windows version because it "is a lot work to compile for Windows"
#5191 [23:20] <Andrew> Ah...
#5192 [23:20] <Rikairchy> cuz windows sucks?
#5193 [23:20] <TheNytangel> Kealper, what age did you start using computers?
#5194 [23:20] <Kealper> TheNytangel: 5-6? idk
#5195 [23:21] <Kealper> young, i know that
#5196 [23:21] <TheNytangel> :o
#5197 [23:21] <TheNytangel> I was 8..
#5198 [23:21] <Rikairchy> i learned with windows 3.1
#5199 [23:21] * sultryrose [sultryrose@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5200 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> I remember having an apple II in my kindergarden class
#5201 [23:21] * Kealper isn't THAT old
#5201 [23:21] * timeimp [timeimp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5202 [23:21] <TheNytangel> I learned with XP
#5203 [23:21] <Andrew> anyone know a nice vanilla dedicated server?
#5204 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> smp.shadow-craft.net
#5205 [23:22] <Kealper> GreyVulpine: mine had one as well....but the one in mine was an old junker xD
#5206 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> Same :P
#5207 [23:22] <TheNytangel> My school had macs.. The ones with the monitors as the computer and then a mouse and keyboard.. At least I think they were macs
#5208 [23:22] <Kealper> did Math Blasters get a port to mac?
#5209 [23:22] <icedeep> I learned with DOS on a computer with 16 colors, and no hard drive you booted with 5 inch floppy :P
#5210 [23:23] <Kealper> man...that game was awesome back in ye olde days
#5211 [23:23] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#5212 [23:23] <nosforatu13> Hey Gravers and Vox, It worked, thanks.
#5213 [23:23] <TheNytangel> Kealper, Oregon Trail ftw :)
#5214 [23:23] * sam [sam@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5215 [23:23] <sultryrose> Hi everyone. was hoping someone could tell me how to fix the "could not create the java virtual machine" error when I run minecraft.exe
#5216 [23:23] * Kealper gets ready to turn in his nerd card
#5216 [23:24] <Kealper> i actually didn't really like Oregon Trail as much as some others :/
#5217 [23:24] * GreyVulpine gasps
#5217 [23:24] <Graversimen> you see
#5218 [23:24] <Graversimen> i helped
#5219 [23:24] * sam [sam@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#5220 [23:24] * Kealper was raised on The Ultimate Doom and Myst/Riven
#5220 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> That makes up for the one time you spammed, 4999 more to go Graversimen.
#5221 [23:25] <sultryrose> any love out there? :)
#5222 [23:25] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, who was the founder of this channel?
#5223 [23:25] <GreyVulpine> Truewolves.
#5224 [23:26] <Kealper> inb4 "huh...wha...who pinged me?"
#5225 [23:26] <TheNytangel> When's the last time he was here?
#5226 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> He doesn't come on anymore.
#5227 [23:26] <Graversimen> !seen truewolves
#5228 [23:26] <GreyBot> I last saw truewolves (DontGiveUp@c-71-63-196-112.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) 12hrs 7mins 30secs ago, joining #idle.
#5229 [23:26] <TheNytangel> Oh.. who was the co-founder that inherited the channel? I thought after 30 days of not coming into the channel you lose.. oh
#5230 [23:26] <TheNytangel> XD
#5231 [23:27] <GreyVulpine> I inherited this channel.
#5232 [23:27] <TheNytangel> Oh
#5233 [23:27] <Graversimen> TrueWolves was last seen 17040 minutes, 25 seconds ago saying Generaly people who were banned longer then a day were ignoring the rules or deliberatly breaking them anyhow. in #ERROR ON LINE 7891
#5234 [23:28] * mib_z7c9pj [mib_z7c9pj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5235 [23:28] <Graversimen> 12 days ago :P
#5236 [23:29] <Kealper> hmm
#5237 [23:29] <Kealper> so it seems
#5238 [23:29] <Kealper> my ghetto timestamp has failed me
#5239 [23:29] * Kealper knew there would be a time when that would just completely fail
#5239 [23:29] <mib_z7c9pj> hey
#5240 [23:30] <mib_z7c9pj> anyone know solution to this problem : minecraft internal exception java.net.socketexception read timed out
#5241 [23:30] <Graversimen> around 1000000 seconds ago xD XD
#5242 [23:30] <mib_z7c9pj> having problems on SMP servers
#5243 [23:30] <Graversimen> all of them?
#5244 [23:30] <mib_z7c9pj> si
#5245 [23:30] <Graversimen> that you have there is network/internet problem
#5246 [23:30] <Graversimen> maybe your internet is bad :P
#5247 [23:30] <Graversimen> or server's internet is bad :P
#5248 [23:30] <mib_z7c9pj> how would I go about correcting this problem? I haven't had any problems before
#5249 [23:31] <Kealper> mib_z7c9pj: when do you get the error?
#5250 [23:31] <mib_z7c9pj> while playing online... it dc's me randomly
#5251 [23:31] * mib_gy64qh [mib_gy64qh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5252 [23:31] <mib_z7c9pj> could be after i mine a few blocks or up to5 mins
#5253 [23:31] <mib_z7c9pj> blocks will begin respawning and i will be dc'd
#5254 [23:31] <mib_z7c9pj> with this message: minecraft internal exception java.net.socketexception read timed out
#5255 [23:31] <mib_gy64qh> nick DYLAN
#5256 [23:32] <Graversimen> that hears like a server stop
#5257 [23:32] <Graversimen> i mean a bad server restart plugin
#5258 [23:32] <Graversimen> or somehting :P
#5259 [23:32] <mib_z7c9pj> the friends i play with don't have the same problem
#5260 [23:32] <DYLAN> white screen on borwser.... fuck
#5261 [23:32] <Graversimen> sounds like a meta-inf problem :P
#5262 [23:32] <DYLAN> how to fix?
#5263 [23:32] <Graversimen> did you install any mods?
#5264 [23:32] <DYLAN> no
#5265 [23:32] <Graversimen> :O
#5266 [23:32] <DYLAN> just started
#5267 [23:33] <Graversimen> is it classic?
#5268 [23:33] * mib_bu8xop [mib_bu8xop@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5269 [23:33] <Kealper> mib_z7c9pj: are you on wireless internet?
#5270 [23:33] <DYLAN> nope
#5271 [23:33] <mib_z7c9pj> graver do you have any suggestions bro? :(
#5272 [23:33] <DYLAN> yeah im on wifi
#5273 [23:33] <mib_z7c9pj> nick DADDY
#5274 [23:33] <Graversimen> im not your brother >:D
#5275 [23:33] <mib_z7c9pj> no
#5276 [23:33] <mib_z7c9pj> wired
#5277 [23:33] <Graversimen> :O
#5278 [23:33] <Graversimen> me too!!
#5279 [23:33] <Graversimen> or, i have both
#5280 [23:33] <Graversimen> :P
#5281 [23:33] <Graversimen> i use both
#5282 [23:33] <DYLAN> how do i fix it?
#5283 [23:34] <Graversimen> i have 2 local ips!!! im the king of local ips!!!
#5284 [23:34] <Graversimen> hm
#5285 [23:34] <Graversimen> sounds like a messed up minecraft.jar
#5286 [23:34] <Kealper> mib_z7c9pj: try playing on the server smp.shadow-craft.net for a bit...see if it does that (and yes, that is it's ip, just put that into the spot you normally do ingame)
#5287 [23:34] <Graversimen> windows?
#5288 [23:34] <DYLAN> no mac
#5289 [23:34] <mib_bu8xop> I cannot load the game or play in my browser
#5290 [23:34] <DYLAN> and ok ill try that, thanks
#5291 [23:35] <Graversimen> ??> dylan mac/reinst
#5292 [23:35] <Kealper> DYLAN: did you try installing any mods?
#5293 [23:35] <VoxelHead> dylan: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5294 [23:35] <VoxelHead> dylan: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5295 [23:35] <Kealper> DYLAN: has it worked before?
#5296 [23:35] <Graversimen> no he didnt
#5297 [23:35] <DYLAN> no never
#5298 [23:35] <Graversimen> he didnt install mdos :P
#5299 [23:35] <Kealper> DYLAN: what model of mac do you have?
#5300 [23:35] <Graversimen> dylan, do what voxelhead here told you :P
#5301 [23:35] <Coll> ok so I have a question here for you guys
#5302 [23:35] <mib_bu8xop> I tried to install both .exe versions and I tried to play in the browser. I just get error messages
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#5304 [23:35] <Graversimen> whats the errors?
#5305 [23:36] <DYLAN> kk <333 thanks
#5306 [23:36] <DYLAN> :p
#5307 [23:36] <Graversimen> :D
#5308 [23:36] <mib_bu8xop> fatal error 4
#5309 [23:36] <Graversimen> wtf
#5310 [23:36] <Graversimen> !google minecraft fatal error 4
#5311 [23:36] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+fatal+error+4&l=0
#5312 [23:36] <Graversimen> :P
#5313 [23:36] <mib_z7c9pj> hey graver
#5314 [23:36] <Coll> there is this server with 8 cores 3ghz and 16gig ram
#5315 [23:36] <mib_z7c9pj> just dc'd on server
#5316 [23:36] <Coll> yet the server still lags like a bitch
#5317 [23:36] <mib_z7c9pj> hadn't mined anything
#5318 [23:36] <Coll> any ideas?
#5319 [23:36] <Graversimen> bad internet
#5320 [23:36] <Kealper> Coll: is it a VPS?
#5321 [23:37] <Coll> dedicated
#5322 [23:37] <mib_z7c9pj> graver?
#5323 [23:37] <Graversimen> bad internet i bet :P
#5324 [23:37] <Graversimen> what!!!
#5325 [23:37] <mib_z7c9pj> are u admin on this server?
#5326 [23:37] <Kealper> Coll: and you're running nothing else on it?
#5327 [23:37] <Kealper> Coll: what OS?
#5328 [23:37] <Graversimen> what server?
#5329 [23:37] <Coll> windows server 2008
#5330 [23:37] <Coll> and nothing else is running on it
#5331 [23:37] <mib_z7c9pj> the server you sent me
#5332 [23:37] <Coll> the server is pvp.rgaming.me
#5333 [23:37] <Graversimen> ??????
#5334 [23:38] <mib_z7c9pj> smp.shadow-craft.net
#5335 [23:38] <mib_z7c9pj> ^
#5336 [23:38] <Kealper> Coll: is it being hosted out of a house or datacenter?
#5337 [23:38] <mib_z7c9pj> dc'd on said server
#5338 [23:38] <Graversimen> i did never send you that
#5339 [23:38] <mib_z7c9pj> who did
#5340 [23:38] <Kealper> i did
#5341 [23:38] <Coll> I would say it is in a datacenter
#5342 [23:38] <Kealper> Coll: "would say"?
#5343 [23:38] <Coll> yeah
#5344 [23:38] <Graversimen> lol
#5345 [23:38] <Graversimen> its in middle
#5346 [23:38] <Coll> considering the specs on this thing
#5347 [23:39] <Graversimen> its in the woods :P
#5348 [23:39] <Kealper> Coll: once you've been in my position for a while, you learn not to make assumptions
#5349 [23:39] <mib_z7c9pj> nobody has any solution to this problem :minecraft internal exception java.net.socketexception read timed out ?
#5350 [23:39] <Graversimen> coll
#5351 [23:39] <Graversimen> how many is online on that?
#5352 [23:39] <Coll> Kealper I would assume very safely that it is in a data center
#5353 [23:39] <Graversimen> 40?
#5354 [23:39] <Coll> well we normal have 65
#5355 [23:39] <Graversimen> 100?
#5356 [23:39] <Graversimen> :O
#5357 [23:39] <Graversimen> that explains it
#5358 [23:39] <Coll> how so?
#5359 [23:40] <Graversimen> a server had 24 gb ram
#5360 [23:40] <Graversimen> 50 people on
#5361 [23:40] <Graversimen> lag :P
#5362 [23:40] <Kealper> Coll: what sort of internet is it on?
#5363 [23:40] <Graversimen> ...
#5364 [23:40] <Coll> I dont know what does a datacenter have for internet
#5365 [23:40] <Kealper> Coll: also disregard Graversimen, i'm fairly positive he's under the age of 12
#5366 [23:40] <Graversimen> im actually 12.000000000014
#5367 [23:40] <Coll> I am sorry but I dont really have much information on the server just access to it
#5368 [23:40] <Kealper> Coll: they have many speeds at varying datacenters
#5369 [23:41] <Kealper> Coll: if it's a 100mbit line that's being shared amongst many servers, it's going to scream bloody murder if you try doing a 65 slot server
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#5371 [23:41] <Kealper> Coll: if it's a 100mbit dedicated line to your server, then that is a different story
#5372 [23:41] <Coll> is there anyway I can check via the machine?
#5373 [23:42] <Kealper> Coll: do you have desktop access?
#5374 [23:42] <Coll> yes
#5375 [23:42] <Kealper> Coll: http://speedtest.net then on that server
#5376 [23:42] <Graversimen> can i see? >:D
#5377 [23:42] <Graversimen> im ''not'' going to make my self op >:D
#5378 [23:42] <DYLAN> KEALPER, deleting the BIN didnt work... what else can i try?
#5379 [23:42] <Graversimen> hm
#5380 [23:43] <Graversimen> dylan
#5381 [23:43] <Graversimen> got teamvioew
#5382 [23:43] <Graversimen> teamviewer?
#5383 [23:43] <Graversimen> :P
#5384 [23:43] <DYLAN> what?
#5385 [23:43] <Graversimen> ?? teamviewer
#5386 [23:43] <DYLAN> idk what that is :d
#5387 [23:43] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5388 [23:43] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5389 [23:43] * mib_4ez6yv [mib_4ez6yv@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5390 [23:43] <DYLAN> oh..... no but i can download it?
#5391 [23:44] <Graversimen> yeah :P
#5392 [23:44] <DYLAN> should i?
#5393 [23:44] <Graversimen> then i can teamview you :P
#5394 [23:44] <Graversimen> and see how it is like
#5395 [23:44] <Graversimen> and may fix the problem!!! :O
#5396 [23:44] <DYLAN> k brb, thanks
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#5398 [23:44] <Coll> about 73mbit download 67bit upload and 4ms ping
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#5400 [23:45] <Kealper> Coll: where is the server hosted? (also keep the site open)
#5401 [23:45] <Coll> uh looks like somewhere near maine
#5402 [23:45] <Graversimen> 4ms ping
#5403 [23:45] <Graversimen> thats like 0-4hours drive from where he is :P
#5404 [23:45] <Kealper> Coll: do a speed test again, but test to a server inside Chicago, IL
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#5406 [23:45] <Graversimen> or new zealands !!
#5407 [23:45] <Graversimen> :P
#5408 [23:45] <Coll> ok
#5409 [23:46] <fuogo> how come i cant get into minecraft i downloaded a texture pack and the n it said minecraft has crashed
#5410 [23:46] <Kealper> Coll: to make sure you are not hitting a server that's sitting inside the same datacenter or super close to it lol
#5411 [23:46] <DYLAN> ok i downloaded teamview
#5412 [23:46] <Graversimen> was it hd
#5413 [23:46] <Graversimen> ok
#5414 [23:46] <Graversimen> id?
#5415 [23:46] <Graversimen> PM ME!! DONT TELL HERE IN CHAT
#5416 [23:46] <Graversimen> :P
#5417 [23:46] <Graversimen> if you dont want a party then :P
#5418 [23:46] <DYLAN> how do i pm you?
#5419 [23:47] <Kealper> /msg username message here
#5420 [23:47] <Graversimen> you see the names beside there?
#5421 [23:47] <Kealper> changing username to his username
#5422 [23:47] <Graversimen> click on me, and press button, pm
#5423 [23:47] <Graversimen> :P
#5424 [23:47] <DYLAN> just did
#5425 [23:47] <Graversimen> :P
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#5427 [23:49] <Coll> ok tested it on chicago
#5428 [23:50] <Coll> 93 download 67upload 22ms ping
#5429 [23:50] <Kealper> hmm...i'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not internet isues
#5430 [23:50] <Kealper> issues*
#5431 [23:50] <Coll> I highly doubt it is hardware issues
#5432 [23:51] <Kealper> how much ram is allocated to the minecraft server itself?
#5433 [23:51] <Coll> I would assume all of it
#5434 [23:51] <Coll> I do know the server idles at about a gig of ram
#5435 [23:51] <Coll> then the server itself takes up 5gigs
#5436 [23:52] <Coll> max I have seen it use is 11 gigs of ram
#5437 [23:52] <Kealper> and it's got 16 gigs of ram in it total?
#5438 [23:52] <Coll> yes
#5439 [23:52] <Kealper> hmm...
#5440 [23:52] <Kealper> AG_Scott: poke
#5441 [23:54] <Kealper> does the server spam "can't keep up" a ton inside the console? or does it just lag?
#5442 [23:54] <Coll> quite often
#5443 [23:54] <Coll> sometimes I see seaver errors saying something about java and i/o
#5444 [23:54] <bellows> why is gravers not answering can i talk to somebody that can help me
#5445 [23:54] <bellows> nvm
#5446 [23:55] <Kealper> then i'm sort of thinking it's because it's running on Windows (not dising Windows, i'm a fanboy of it myself)
#5447 [23:55] <AG_Scott> hi Kealper
#5448 [23:55] <Kealper> Java runs pretty slow in Windows compared to Linux....
#5449 [23:55] <Kealper> AG_Scott: i need to cyphon some of your hosting experience
#5450 [23:55] <Graversimen> ??> fuogo teamviewer
#5451 [23:55] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5452 [23:55] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
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#5454 [23:56] <quaddle> fuck
#5455 [23:56] <AG_Scott> WIndows is the devil.
#5456 [23:56] <Kealper> AG_Scott: windows server which has good specs and not too bad for internet lags a lot with 65 people on it, it isn't using all it's ram
#5457 [23:56] <AG_Scott> CPU usage?
#5458 [23:56] <dylan> still doesnt work...
#5459 [23:56] <Kealper> AG_Scott: could that possibly be Java's slowness on Windows rearing it's ugly head?
#5460 [23:56] <AG_Scott> or CPU usage
#5461 [23:57] <Coll> cpu usage hovers around 13-15%
#5462 [23:57] <AG_Scott> it only uses 1 core for the most part remember?
#5463 [23:57] <Kealper> true....
#5464 [23:57] <dylan> fuck fuck fuck nigger cunt cock shit
#5465 [23:57] * AuBot kicked dylan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#5466 [23:57] <Coll> I do see one core always spiking up often
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#5468 [23:57] <Coll> also uh if I remember correctly the guy said he made it to where it was multithreading
#5469 [23:57] <AG_Scott> !kickban dylan Go elsewhere with your foul mouth!
#5470 [23:57] <dylan> my browser still doesnt work...
#5471 [23:57] <AG_Scott> wth
#5472 [23:57] <Graversimen> :O
#5473 [23:57] <dylan> im disapoimted
#5474 [23:58] <Kealper> thre is no !kickban command
#5475 [23:58] <AG_Scott> .mode set AG_Scott +o
#5476 [23:58] <AG_Scott> .set mode AG_Scott +o
#5477 [23:58] * AG_Scott kicked dylan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)
#5478 [23:58] <AG_Scott> :D
#5479 [23:58] <Graversimen> xD
#5480 [23:58] <Kealper> lol
#5481 [23:58] <Graversimen> why he wanted to play in browser :P
#5482 [23:59] <meeple> hqhqhhqhq
#5483 [23:59] <Kealper> Coll: how fast is the processor, anyways?
#5484 [23:59] <Kealper> meeple: ya don't say
#5485 [23:59] <meeple> 69