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#2 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> But it's gibby!
#3 [00:00] <mib_vs5tez> Wug my id is :834 249 916 and my pass is: 9643
#4 [00:00] <zenon> i updated java it stilll wont let me download minecraft
#5 [00:01] <cherryuke> hey um, can anyone tell me what to do about "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers."
#6 [00:01] <cherryuke> pretty sure my stuff is up to date and what not
#7 [00:01] <zenon> can someone plz help
#8 [00:02] <jtsmith> Hey there. Trying help my girlfriend install Minecraft. (she's out of town in another state) She's clicking the .exe (after dling it), gets prompted with a security window, and clicks run. Nothing happens after that. Like... nothing. (running win7 32bit)
#9 [00:02] <zenon> i paid for mine craft and i would like to play it
#10 [00:03] <zenon> the minecraft launcher still says its not downloaded and i have downloaded onto my desktop
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#12 [00:03] <pupairo12> hello
#13 [00:04] <brink> voxel here is link http://pastebin.com/Vbt1ynMU
#14 [00:04] <pupairo12> can you guys help me? lol
#15 [00:04] <GreyVulpine> brink - As I feared, that computer's too old to play minecraft. Try it on a different computer
#16 [00:05] <pupairo12> i'm having issues running the old version of minecraft, the standard one
#17 [00:05] <Wug> !kick mib_vs5tez I dont like having to resort to teamviewer because someone didnt read the reinstall factoids and its because they didnt actually follow any of our instructions
#18 [00:05] * AuBot kicked mib_vs5tez from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by Wug with reason: I dont like having to resort to teamviewer because someone didnt read the reinstall factoids and its because they didnt actually follow any of our instructions))
#19 [00:06] <Wug> jtsmith: find and uninstall any old versions of java you have
#20 [00:06] <Wug> from add/remove programs
#21 [00:07] <Wug> lol 448MB ram
#22 [00:07] <Wug> you know waht
#23 [00:07] <Wug> I have a junker with 384MB
#24 [00:07] <Wug> it is now my mission to make minecraft play on it.
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#26 [00:07] <Wug> it also has a generic no name graphics card
#27 [00:09] <pupairo12> well, this experience was unhelpful
#28 [00:09] <Wug> what issues
#29 [00:10] <pupairo12> I'm getting fatal error 4
#30 [00:10] <Wug> uhhh ... youve tried reinstalling java?
#31 [00:10] <pupairo12> I can
#32 [00:10] <pupairo12> I'm a noob at this, lol
#33 [00:10] <Wug> I dont play classic much
#34 [00:10] <Wug> so I'm afraid I wont me much use
#35 [00:10] <pupairo12> ok, thanks, i'll try it, and get back to you
#36 [00:11] <pupairo12> loading...
#37 [00:13] <Wug> oo a cave!
#38 [00:13] * Wug peeks inside
#38 [00:13] * Wug gets eaten by a creeper riding a bear
#38 [00:14] <pupairo12> lol
#39 [00:14] <Wug> made of LAVA
#40 [00:14] <CTM> in SPACE
#41 [00:14] <CTM> No wait, that doesn't make sense.
#42 [00:14] <pupairo12> :O
#43 [00:14] <pupairo12> It's liquid suns :P
#44 [00:17] <pupairo12> It didn't work
#45 [00:18] <pupairo12> oh well, goodnight then
#46 [00:18] <pupairo12> thanks for your help
#47 [00:18] <Wug> soz
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#50 [00:31] <kermit> yo
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#54 [00:40] <zippity> I cant seem to be able to download minecraft. i was only able to get the exe file
#55 [00:41] <Wug> running that doesnt work?
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#59 [00:45] <VOTO3> Hello, paid for minecraft 2 days ago but still can't access the game. Can you please help me ?
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#61 [00:47] <lemon-rev> VOTO3 what have you tryed to do to get it to run and what do you see ?
#62 [00:49] <VOTO3> Hello I login and they try to play from browser. It comes up saying that I need to buy it to do this. Thanks.
#63 [00:50] <lemon-rev> voto3 we cant do accounts but you can contact support@mojang.com < and assk there has the peyment with your b ank gone though ?
#64 [00:50] <VOTO3> Thankyou lemon-rev. I got an email saying payment was successful so I had thought everything was o.k. I will try emailing. Thanks again.
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#66 [00:56] <frick> hello. I've been here before, and you fixed my issue.
#67 [00:56] <frick> but I seem to be having another one.
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#70 [00:57] <frick> hello?
#71 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Could you tell us what the problem is?
#72 [00:57] <mib_zg9mo0> Hello there gentlemen..
#73 [00:57] <frick> well, it is a craftbukkit/permissions problem
#74 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> We don't assist with bukkit here, try #bukkit
#75 [00:57] <frick> oh, alright, good to know
#76 [00:58] <frick> thank you
#77 [00:58] <mib_zg9mo0> Oh hey umm frick? Sorry to be bothering you at 12 in the morning but I have a problem
#78 [00:59] <mib_vs5tez> nice how nice
#79 [00:59] <mib_vs5tez> is wub on?
#80 [00:59] <mib_vs5tez> i need you guys to get a mod for me
#81 [00:59] <mib_zg9mo0> Oh sorry I mean GreyVulpine can you help me out
#82 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_zg9mo0 - With?
#83 [01:00] <mib_vs5tez> i have team speak
#84 [01:00] <mib_vs5tez> ?
#85 [01:00] <mib_vs5tez> ?
#86 [01:00] <mib_vs5tez> ?
#87 [01:00] <mib_vs5tez> hello?
#88 [01:00] <mib_zg9mo0> Okay well my minecraft account won't completely load
#89 [01:00] <mib_zg9mo0> now before you say anything
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#91 [01:01] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 whats seems to be the trouble
#92 [01:01] <lemon-rev> and what do you mean it wont completely load ?
#93 [01:01] <mib_vs5tez> i need some help
#94 [01:01] <mib_zg9mo0> Oh my minecraft wont load lemonn-rev
#95 [01:01] <lemon-rev> we all do, whats up mib_vs5tez
#96 [01:01] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 could you give me more info ?
#97 [01:02] <mib_vs5tez> my mod isnt working
#98 [01:02] <mib_vs5tez> can you help me?
#99 [01:02] <lemon-rev> we dont deal with mods in here what type of mod is it
#100 [01:02] <mib_zg9mo0> I had to delete it due to errors I tried re-installing it but it wont
#101 [01:02] <Product> Hey guys.
#102 [01:02] <Product> !seen almostroot
#103 [01:02] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 10hrs 40mins 46secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#104 [01:02] <mib_vs5tez> just mo-creatures
#105 [01:03] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez not sure if this is right channel or not but try /j #risucraft
#106 [01:03] <Product> Watsup lemon-rev
#107 [01:03] <lemon-rev> not sure what mo-creatures are appart of bukkit or some other mod
#108 [01:03] <lemon-rev> not that i really care just trying to point people in the right channel
#109 [01:04] <mib_zg9mo0> I had to delete it due to errors and then I tried re-installing it but it won't
#110 [01:04] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 did it work before ?
#111 [01:04] <mib_vs5tez> oh can you go on i private chat with me lemon-rev
#112 [01:04] <mib_vs5tez> a*
#113 [01:04] <lemon-rev> hm, whats so important mib_vs5tez ?
#114 [01:05] <mib_vs5tez> i need some help and its hard to chat here lemon-rev
#115 [01:05] <lemon-rev> its always hard to chat in here, and i can better help you in here
#116 [01:05] <lemon-rev> for minecraft
#117 [01:05] <mib_zg9mo0> Yeah but me and my awful computer skills failed to do the mods right so I had to delete it.. and yes it worked before
#118 [01:05] <lemon-rev> ok
#119 [01:05] <mib_vs5tez> ok
#120 [01:05] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_zg9mo0 win/reinst
#121 [01:05] <VoxelHead> mib_zg9mo0: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#122 [01:05] <VoxelHead> mib_zg9mo0: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#123 [01:06] <lemon-rev> now mib_vs5tez whats your trouble ?
#124 [01:06] <mib_vs5tez> well my minecraft world saves are glitchy whenever i go on it it has stuff apearing and reapearing
#125 [01:06] <mib_zg9mo0> I will try that thank you kind sir
#126 [01:06] <mib_vs5tez> and i cant do a damn thing
#127 [01:07] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez are you in muliplayer ?
#128 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> no
#129 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> single player
#130 [01:07] <lemon-rev> hm
#131 [01:07] <lemon-rev> windows / mac ?
#132 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> i have teamspeak
#133 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> windows
#134 [01:07] <lemon-rev> i dont need that just yet
#135 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> ok
#136 [01:07] <lemon-rev> ??> mib_vs5tez win/dxdiag
#137 [01:07] <VoxelHead> mib_vs5tez: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#138 [01:07] <VoxelHead> mib_vs5tez: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#139 [01:07] <mib_vs5tez> win
#140 [01:08] <lemon-rev> not windows its jut the command
#141 [01:08] <lemon-rev> follow what vox said
#142 [01:08] <mib_vs5tez> oh
#143 [01:08] <mib_vs5tez> whats win
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#145 [01:09] <lemon-rev> no i just asked you to get a dxdiag from your computer and paste it
#146 [01:10] <lemon-rev> not in here
#147 [01:10] <mib_vs5tez> uhhh lol
#148 [01:10] <mib_vs5tez> oh i see
#149 [01:10] <mib_vs5tez> now what do i do
#150 [01:11] <mib_zg9mo0> Hello me again I followed your directions this time now it says I can't connect to minecraft.net
#151 [01:12] <mib_vs5tez> kemon?
#152 [01:12] <mib_vs5tez> lemon?*
#153 [01:12] <mib_vs5tez> i did that now what?
#154 [01:12] <lemon-rev> hm
#155 [01:12] <lemon-rev> ok,
#156 [01:13] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 please check your antivirus scanner for blocking and also check firewall to see if its being blocked
#157 [01:13] <mib_vs5tez> already did
#158 [01:13] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez what does it say to do next ?
#159 [01:13] <mib_vs5tez> i tryed everything
#160 [01:14] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez can you connect to minecraft.net ?
#161 [01:14] <mib_vs5tez> ummm nothin
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#163 [01:14] <mib_vs5tez> yes
#164 [01:14] <mib_vs5tez> i can
#165 [01:14] <lemon-rev> ok
#166 [01:14] <lemon-rev> please login to minecraft.net and on home page theres in broswer < can you please check that please
#167 [01:14] <lemon-rev> brb
#168 [01:16] <mib_vs5tez> dont see the brownser
#169 [01:16] <mib_vs5tez> browser*
#170 [01:16] <mib_zg9mo0> how exactly do I that not really the computer type
#171 [01:16] <lemon-rev> hm
#172 [01:16] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez can you goto the website and do as i said
#173 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> can you just do it for me?
#174 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> i did
#175 [01:17] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 what exactly do you mean ?
#176 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> logged in and everything
#177 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> i couldnt find the broser
#178 [01:17] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez and clicked in broswer ?
#179 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> browser*
#180 [01:17] <lemon-rev> its on the home page where you get the client
#181 [01:17] <mib_vs5tez> oh ok
#182 [01:17] <mib_zg9mo0> To see the antivirus scanner and how to let minecraft through
#183 [01:18] <mib_vs5tez> ok now what
#184 [01:18] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 what av do you have ?
#185 [01:18] <mib_vs5tez> av?
#186 [01:18] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez what are you looking at after you click that butten ?
#187 [01:19] <lemon-rev> antivirus
#188 [01:19] <mib_vs5tez> the download page
#189 [01:19] <lemon-rev> no,
#190 [01:19] <mib_vs5tez> i have
#191 [01:19] <lemon-rev> i said its on the home page
#192 [01:19] <mib_zg9mo0> Symantec
#193 [01:19] <lemon-rev> its about half way down the home page and on the right hand side
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#195 [01:20] <lemon-rev> mib_zg9mo0 your looking for your options and exlusions in files and folders
#196 [01:21] <mib_vs5tez> i see minecraft
#197 [01:21] <lemon-rev> mib_vs5tez where abouts in what section ?
#198 [01:21] <mib_vs5tez> can you just do this for me?
#199 [01:22] <lemon-rev> hm,
#200 [01:22] <mib_vs5tez> please
#201 [01:22] <lemon-rev> do you have teamviewer ?
#202 [01:22] <mib_vs5tez> yes
#203 [01:22] <lemon-rev> ok pm me
#204 [01:22] <mib_vs5tez> ok
#205 [01:23] <mib_vs5tez> get it?
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#207 [01:24] <MrDrPro> Excuse me I have a problem
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#209 [01:26] <MrDrPro> Alright then, umm Im trying to delete my minecraft account out of my bin folder but every time I try a message pops up saying Java(TM)Platform SE Bianry
#210 [01:27] <Wug> ... close minecraft first
#211 [01:27] <MrDrPro> Already done
#212 [01:28] <Wug> try force updating instead
#213 [01:28] <Wug> it does the same thing
#214 [01:29] <Graversimen__> good night :P
#215 [01:29] <Graversimen__> i mean, good morning
#216 [01:29] <Graversimen__> but im going to bed
#217 [01:29] <Graversimen__> 7:30 am
#218 [01:29] <Graversimen__> xD
#219 [01:29] <MrDrPro> Sorry but I never found the need to do that soo how do I
#220 [01:29] <Wug> its like he's turning into me or something
#221 [01:30] <Wug> ??> MrDrPro forceupdate
#222 [01:30] <VoxelHead> MrDrPro: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#223 [01:30] <VoxelHead> MrDrPro: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#224 [01:31] <Graversimen__> !seen Graversimen_phone
#225 [01:31] <GreyBot> I last saw Graversimen_phone (~AndChat@204.81-166-174.customer.lyse.net) 11hrs 48mins 19secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit: Bye
#226 [01:31] <Graversimen__> :P
#227 [01:32] <Graversimen__> soon 12 hours ago :O
#228 [01:32] <MrDrPro> Wait I dont see it you said its right above the login button right
#229 [01:33] <Graversimen__> wtf is hanashi ?
#230 [01:33] <Graversimen__> i got it on my phone, lol
#231 [01:34] <Graversimen__> im coming
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#233 [01:36] <Graversimen_phone> Etc
#234 [01:36] * SimenOlai_ [SimenOlai_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#235 [01:36] <Graversimen_phone> I said etc not etc
#236 [01:36] <Graversimen_phone> Gaah
#237 [01:36] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf*
#238 [01:36] <Wug> lol iphones
#239 [01:37] <MrDrPro> VoxelHead Yeah I can't find that option thing
#240 [01:37] <Wug> vox is a bot
#241 [01:37] <Wug> get the new launcher
#242 [01:37] <Wug> !client
#243 [01:37] <Graversimen_phone> Autocorrector
#244 [01:37] <MrDrPro> Ahh I fell stupid
#245 [01:37] <Graversimen_phone> And on on cellphone
#246 [01:37] <Graversimen_phone> Gaah
#247 [01:37] <Graversimen_phone> Im
#248 [01:37] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#249 [01:37] <MrDrPro> So how the hell do I get help then?
#250 [01:38] <Wug> ... you sure thats not an iphone
#251 [01:38] <Graversimen_phone> Android GTE
#252 [01:38] <Graversimen_phone> wtf
#253 [01:38] <Wug> MrDrPro: get the new client, then do it
#254 [01:38] <Wug> derp
#255 [01:38] <Wug> !client
#256 [01:38] <Graversimen_phone> Ftw*
#257 [01:38] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#258 [01:38] <Graversimen_phone> ??
#259 [01:39] <Graversimen_phone> I timed out and quit. Lol fight
#260 [01:39] <Graversimen_phone> Sunny
#261 [01:39] <Graversimen_phone> Funny*
#262 [01:39] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#263 [01:39] <Wug> horp dorp
#264 [01:40] <Graversimen_phone> I kinda love the autocorrrxtor :p
#265 [01:40] <Graversimen_phone> Etc?????
#266 [01:40] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf*
#267 [01:41] <Wug> oh god I hate spiders
#268 [01:41] <Graversimen_phone> Corrected to that???? Failed :P
#269 [01:41] <Wug> >autocorrrxtor
#270 [01:41] <Wug> well it doesnt work
#271 [01:41] <Graversimen_phone> Yeah. Lol
#272 [01:41] * mib_wzffno [mib_wzffno@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#273 [01:41] <Wug> maybe it gets better as it learnms
#274 [01:43] <Wug> o.
#275 [01:43] <Wug> thats why its so laggy
#276 [01:43] <Wug> because the ENTIRE WORLD IS ON FIRE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
#277 [01:43] <Graversimen_phone> ???
#278 [01:43] <Graversimen_phone> Lava
#279 [01:43] * |Kiikun| putzes around Sandopolis Age... mining out near bedrock and debating what to do with the lava flow (besides nether gate)
#279 [01:43] <Wug> its epic
#280 [01:43] <Wug> HUUUUGE FIRE
#281 [01:43] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;; who set what firwe where?
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#283 [01:45] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#284 [01:45] <Graversimen_phone> Lool
#285 [01:45] <Wug> screencapping, I'll show you
#286 [01:45] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#287 [01:45] <Graversimen_phone> Hm
#288 [01:45] <Wug> lol the server is like 'aaaahhh soo much ram'
#289 [01:45] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#290 [01:46] <Graversimen_phone> What some good skyrocketed words?
#291 [01:46] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#292 [01:46] <Graversimen_phone> Autocorrect*
#293 [01:46] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#294 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> like... Bashcraft Hobo ep 2 level fire?
#295 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> skyrocketed words? hmm... i thin cake woudl be good :D
#296 [01:47] <Graversimen_phone> Cake
#297 [01:47] <Graversimen_phone> Nothing
#298 [01:47] <Graversimen_phone> :p
#299 [01:47] <Wug> no idea what that is :P
#300 [01:48] <Wug> but its been burning forever
#301 [01:48] <Graversimen_phone> No idea what that is
#302 [01:48] <Wug> i've been watching the fps graph freak out about it for like 2 hours, and wondered if the map was corrupted :P
#303 [01:48] <mib_vs5tez> ?
#304 [01:48] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#305 [01:48] <Graversimen_phone> Hm
#306 [01:49] <|Kiikun|> is it near the edge of the spawned map?
#307 [01:49] <Graversimen_phone> Going to type he username min guy
#308 [01:49] * |Kiikun| calls Lava lake in woods.
#308 [01:49] <Graversimen_phone> Ur*
#309 [01:49] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/2011-08-08_00.44.55.png
#310 [01:49] <Graversimen_phone> Mib*
#311 [01:49] <Wug> winner is |Kiikun|
#312 [01:50] <Graversimen_phone> Might?
#313 [01:50] <Graversimen_phone> Mibguy*
#314 [01:50] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#315 [01:51] <Wug> I'm averaging 150 chunk updates per second
#316 [01:51] <MrDrPro> You know I just tried that it worked somewhat....
#317 [01:51] <Graversimen_phone> :D
#318 [01:51] <Graversimen_phone> Meddle
#319 [01:52] <Wug> * it starts raining*
#320 [01:52] <Graversimen_phone> Mrdrpro*
#321 [01:52] <Wug> *12000 chunk updates*
#322 [01:52] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#323 [01:52] <Wug> * server crash*
#324 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> Graversimen_phone: http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/autocorrect
#325 [01:52] <Graversimen_phone> ??
#326 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> cant view links? :P
#327 [01:53] <Graversimen_phone> I can
#328 [01:53] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#329 [01:53] * MrDrPro [MrDrPro@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#330 [01:53] <Graversimen_phone> Ill try the first one
#331 [01:53] <|Kiikun|> thats just the tip.. theres other stuff not tagged..
#332 [01:53] <MrDrPro> Hey Can someone give me the new client
#333 [01:54] <Graversimen_phone> You are accepted.
#334 [01:54] <Graversimen_phone> Nothing:(
#335 [01:54] <Graversimen_phone> :p
#336 [01:54] <Graversimen_phone> Seas yeah
#337 [01:54] <Graversimen_phone> Awww*
#338 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#339 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> Seas
#340 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#341 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> Led
#342 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> Lsd*
#343 [01:55] <Graversimen_phone> :D
#344 [01:55] <|Kiikun|> it was probabbly autocorrect + typo
#345 [01:56] <Wug> well I'm going to hate to clear cut the forest to put this one out :P
#346 [01:56] <Graversimen_phone> On on toilet pooling
#347 [01:56] <Graversimen_phone> Im*
#348 [01:56] <Wug> lol 28fps
#349 [01:56] <|Kiikun|> wug: clear the area around the flames? and want help? :D
#350 [01:56] <Wug> i'm a 150fps guy
#351 [01:56] <Graversimen_phone> Pooping*xD
#352 [01:56] <Wug> |Kiikun|: if I cared that much I'd just mcedit the fire away
#353 [01:56] <MrDrPro> Yo I need to figure out whats going on with my minecraft
#354 [01:57] <Graversimen_phone> :D
#355 [01:57] <Wug> I'll clear cut the forest around the pool. I could use the wood
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#357 [01:58] <Graversimen_phone> Omg
#358 [01:58] <Graversimen_phone> I can't move my.foot !!!!!!!!
#359 [01:58] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#360 [02:00] <Graversimen_phone> Hm
#361 [02:01] <Graversimen_phone> Wonder what up I he if I go on the.moviles internet
#362 [02:01] <MrDrPro> So nobody is going to help me out?
#363 [02:01] <Graversimen_phone> Ip
#364 [02:01] <Graversimen_phone> Get
#365 [02:01] <Graversimen_phone> Mobile
#366 [02:01] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#367 [02:02] <Graversimen_phone> Brb
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#369 [02:03] <|Kiikun|> new client? you mean the one they are testing?
#370 [02:03] <AndChat|> Test
#371 [02:03] <AndChat|> Wtf
#372 [02:03] <|Kiikun|> AndChat|: Test Failed :P
#373 [02:04] <AndChat|> Xd
#374 [02:04] <AndChat|> What my ip
#375 [02:04] * BarryCarlyon [BarryCarlyon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#376 [02:04] <AndChat|> F
#377 [02:04] <AndChat|> F
#378 [02:04] <AndChat|> F
#379 [02:04] <AndChat|> Aww
#380 [02:04] <AndChat|> Cool
#381 [02:04] <|Kiikun|> 46.67.210.25
#382 [02:04] <AndChat|> I see :p
#383 [02:05] <AndChat|> Tmi
#384 [02:05] <|Kiikun|> grav?
#385 [02:05] <AndChat|> Yes
#386 [02:05] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;; you have different hosts...
#387 [02:05] * Wug thought of the perfect way to kill endermen
#387 [02:05] <Wug> without looking away, bucket lava onto them
#388 [02:05] <|Kiikun|> lava pit?
#389 [02:05] <sean> AndChat|: arent you in my channel?
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#391 [02:06] <sean> norweigian hostname...nevermind
#392 [02:06] <Wug> from norwegia?
#393 [02:06] <Wug> (lol)
#394 [02:06] <Tyler> hey am i supposed to hear ghasts outside the nether on peaceful mode at random times?
#395 [02:07] <Wug> im gonna go ahead and say no
#396 [02:07] <Tyler> i've heard it twice in one hour
#397 [02:07] <|Kiikun|> it may just be ambiance? or like spawners.. they speak before they can despawn
#398 [02:08] <Tyler> no im on peaceful mode
#399 [02:08] <AndChat|> I am on the mobile network now
#400 [02:08] <AndChat|> Wtf
#401 [02:08] <Tyler> can i make it stop
#402 [02:09] <AndChat|> Was I on :O
#403 [02:09] <AndChat|> Brb
#404 [02:09] <Tyler> it really creeps me out :(
#405 [02:09] <AndChat|> This may expensive :S
#406 [02:09] <Tyler> what?
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#409 [02:10] <Tyler> hello? anyone home?
#410 [02:11] <Tyler> hello
#411 [02:11] <Tyler> someone here or no
#412 [02:11] * Graversimen_phone [Graversimen_phone@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#413 [02:11] <Graversimen_phone> Hi
#414 [02:11] <Wug> are you going to ask for help or not
#415 [02:11] <Tyler> yes
#416 [02:11] <Graversimen_phone> Back :P
#417 [02:11] <|Kiikun|> close the portal?
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#419 [02:12] <Graversimen_phone> Gateway skole
#420 [02:12] <Graversimen_phone> :O
#421 [02:13] <Tyler> oh i left out that i dont have a portal its on peceful and i hear it at random times
#422 [02:13] <Graversimen_phone> He on school :O
#423 [02:13] <Graversimen_phone> !!!!!
#424 [02:13] <Graversimen_phone> Ban :P
#425 [02:13] <Tyler> im creeped out!!
#426 [02:14] <Graversimen_phone> Whhat
#427 [02:14] <Graversimen_phone> What
#428 [02:14] <Tyler> i hear ghasts at random times on peaceful and i dont have a portal
#429 [02:15] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#430 [02:15] <Tyler> and its outside the nether
#431 [02:15] <Graversimen_phone> Maybe just a baby
#432 [02:15] <Graversimen_phone> XD
#433 [02:15] <Tyler> a baby?
#434 [02:15] <Graversimen_phone> YEAH
#435 [02:15] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#436 [02:15] <Phate45> Tyler: you know, in a wall
#437 [02:16] <Tyler> um its on peaceful
#438 [02:16] <Graversimen_phone> Tylet
#439 [02:16] <Phate45> is it at any specific place? or just random
#440 [02:16] <Tyler> random one time i heard it in bed!
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#442 [02:17] <Product> Hey guys !
#443 [02:17] <Tyler> i thought ghasts woke me up
#444 [02:17] <Product> !seen almostroot
#445 [02:17] <GreyBot> I last saw almostroot (~almostroo@161.109.255.100) 1day 11hrs 55mins 20secs ago, talking in #minecrafthelp. They were saying: NanoAce is a poser.
#446 [02:17] <Product> DANG :d
#447 [02:17] <Product> Brb
#448 [02:17] <Graversimen_phone> Its your baby irl
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#450 [02:17] <Graversimen_phone> !!!!!
#451 [02:17] <Phate45> wow, lemon is loved by two bots at once
#452 [02:17] <Graversimen_phone> Hi product
#453 [02:17] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#454 [02:17] <Product> Hey
#455 [02:17] <Product> Watsup dude.
#456 [02:17] <Product> Aren't you supposed to be sleeping ?
#457 [02:18] <Product> Lol
#458 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> On on my phine
#459 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> Im
#460 [02:18] <Phate45> Product: hey, what about your python?
#461 [02:18] <Product> Ooh okay :D
#462 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> Phonr
#463 [02:18] <Product> Hey !! Phate45
#464 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> T
#465 [02:18] <Product> Yeah, I started reading the book.
#466 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> With auto correctly
#467 [02:18] <Graversimen_phone> Wtg
#468 [02:18] <Product> But Idk there were some weird stuff and I closed it.
#469 [02:18] <Product> I started looking for a Dutch copy or e-book to learn phyton.
#470 [02:18] <Tyler> i was playing ten minutes ago and i was mining i heard a ghast noise then lava on my head i flipped out XD
#471 [02:19] <Product> It would help me to understand it more.
#472 [02:19] <Product> Let's PM ?
#473 [02:19] <Graversimen_phone> Its soon 8:30 am xD
#474 [02:19] <Tyler> hey can i fix my problem?
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#476 [02:21] <Tyler> can i fix the ghast noise problem
#477 [02:21] <Graversimen_phone> Gfhfdddghhjygff
#478 [02:21] <Tyler> ???
#479 [02:21] <Graversimen_phone> ?????
#480 [02:21] <Tyler> ???????????????????
#481 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> Autocorrector
#482 [02:22] <Tyler> what
#483 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> xD
#484 [02:22] <Tyler> :l
#485 [02:22] <|Kiikun|> he's on an iphone
#486 [02:22] <Tyler> what
#487 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> Effort
#488 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#489 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> Dignity
#490 [02:22] <Graversimen_phone> XR
#491 [02:23] <Graversimen_phone> XD
#492 [02:23] * |Kiikun| calls spam
#492 [02:23] <Graversimen_phone> Cgnnhh
#493 [02:23] <Tyler> you make no sense
#494 [02:23] * Graversimen_phone spams
#494 [02:24] <Graversimen_phone> XD
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#496 [02:24] <Tyler> oh my... stop it!
#497 [02:24] <Graversimen_phone> What
#498 [02:25] <Tyler> i dont know
#499 [02:25] <Graversimen_phone> Boo
#500 [02:25] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#501 [02:25] <Graversimen_phone> On on phone :P
#502 [02:25] <Graversimen_phone> Im*
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#504 [02:26] <Graversimen_phone> Auto...
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#506 [02:26] <Graversimen_phone> Lemon-rev
#507 [02:26] <Graversimen_phone> Aww
#508 [02:26] <Graversimen_phone> :P
#509 [02:27] <Graversimen_phone> Good night
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#511 [02:27] <Graversimen_phone> I mean morning
#512 [02:27] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#513 [02:28] <mr_trousers> ok what am i supposed to do with this error report? could someone look at it? http://pastebin.com/06dQgDDy
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#517 [02:30] <|Kiikun|> probably reinstall your mods.. since theyre whats causing it.
#518 [02:30] * |Kiikun| sees errors for biospheres and modloader
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#520 [02:33] <mr_trousers> k
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#522 [02:36] <AG_Scott> ??> mr_trousers mods
#523 [02:36] <mr_trousers> |Kiikun i reinstalled them and its the same thing any other suggestions?
#524 [02:36] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#525 [02:36] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#526 [02:36] <AG_Scott> |Kiikun|: in the future, you might want to do that :D
#527 [02:36] <AG_Scott> We remove mods, not provide support/add them :D
#528 [02:36] <|Kiikun|> thats why i just left it at 'your mods are borked' :P
#529 [02:37] <mr_trousers> alright well ill try not to brind these evil biengs back into the topic of this chat thanks for the help though
#530 [02:38] <Product> !check irc.esper.net:6667
#531 [02:38] <Product> Hey, I want to ask.
#532 [02:38] <Product> This IRC Server uses the port 6667, right ?
#533 [02:38] <|Kiikun|> 6667 is default
#534 [02:38] <Product> Oh okay :D Thanks very much.
#535 [02:39] <|Kiikun|> 5555,6666-6669,7000 and ssl on 6697
#536 [02:41] <Lunamon> !check irc.esper.net 6697
#537 [02:42] <|Kiikun|> <.< http://esper.net/servers.php
#538 [02:43] * guest-0-33068 [guest-0-33068@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#539 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> hi is there anyone here ?
#540 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> im new to minecraft and need some help desparately
#541 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> anyone pls?
#542 [02:43] <lemon-rev> guest-0-33068 ?
#543 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> hi =D
#544 [02:43] <lemon-rev> no,
#545 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> can i ask you a qns pls?
#546 [02:43] <lemon-rev> yes
#547 [02:43] <guest-0-33068> i just installed the game
#548 [02:43] <lemon-rev> and
#549 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> but there are no tooltips on the items
#550 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> so i cant teall all items apart
#551 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> tell
#552 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> as in i do not know what is what
#553 [02:44] <lemon-rev> press 'e' and you should get inventory
#554 [02:44] <lemon-rev> ?
#555 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> do you have any idea why ?
#556 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> i cut down a tree
#557 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> a block flass out
#558 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> falls
#559 [02:44] <guest-0-33068> and i cant teall what block it is
#560 [02:45] <guest-0-33068> there is no item names
#561 [02:45] <lemon-rev> guest please make your comments one line please not hundreds of little ones
#562 [02:45] <guest-0-33068> yes sir... im sorry
#563 [02:45] <lemon-rev> guest can you pull up your inventory yes or no ?
#564 [02:45] <|Kiikun|> ?? dont/tweet
#565 [02:45] <VoxelHead> dont/tweet: IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#566 [02:45] <guest-0-33068> yes all i will abide by the rules
#567 [02:46] <lemon-rev> guest-0-33068 ? getting back to question at hand can you open your inventory on game or not ?
#568 [02:46] <guest-0-33068> when i hover over items in my inventory, nothing pops up, there are no names to the items
#569 [02:46] <guest-0-33068> yes i am able to open my inventory
#570 [02:46] <lemon-rev> wired, are you playing in muliplayer ?
#571 [02:46] <|Kiikun|> they taske a second to pop up.
#572 [02:46] <|Kiikun|> erm.. nm..
#573 [02:46] <guest-0-33068> no i am playing offline first to understand the game
#574 [02:47] <lemon-rev> guest-0-33068 use the mouse to hover over an object say wood for more than a brief second and it should tell you its wood
#575 [02:47] <guest-0-33068> i hover over the items for a very long time and nothing shows, how long do the names pop out usually after hovering?
#576 [02:47] <lemon-rev> :P
#577 [02:47] <lemon-rev> hm, should be about 20 miliseconds i woudl suppose,
#578 [02:47] <|Kiikun|> *has minecraft open* it does it instantly for me... thought there was a delay
#579 [02:47] <lemon-rev> hm
#580 [02:48] <lemon-rev> ??> guest-0-33068
#581 [02:48] <lemon-rev> ??> guest-0-33068 win/reinst
#582 [02:48] <VoxelHead> guest-0-33068: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#583 [02:48] <VoxelHead> guest-0-33068: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#584 [02:48] <lemon-rev> guest please try this
#585 [02:48] <guest-0-33068> i just tried again, but nothing happened
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#587 [02:48] <|Kiikun|> no tooltips if you pick up the item.
#588 [02:48] <lemon-rev> kiikun i belive hes missing files
#589 [02:49] <guest-0-33068> okay Voxelhead i try that reinstalling trivk, thx alot~
#590 [02:49] <|Kiikun|> ahs...
#591 [02:49] * |Kiikun| plays around with lava...
#591 [02:51] <guest-0-33068> i delete everything in .minecraft and then what do i do now?
#592 [02:51] <lemon-rev> lol
#593 [02:51] <lemon-rev> re launch minecraft and it should redownload files fresh
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#595 [02:52] <guest-0-33068> it says outdated launcher
#596 [02:53] <guest-0-33068> =.= and i cannot do anything after that
#597 [02:53] <lemon-rev> goto minecraft.net and get the new one please
#598 [02:53] <|Kiikun|> they updated the launcher?
#599 [02:53] <lemon-rev> yes every update
#600 [02:54] * |Kiikun| hasnt changed the exe since 1.5_01 o.o;;;
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#601 [02:55] <lemon-rev> lol
#602 [02:56] <Wug> they havent changed it lately
#603 [02:56] <Wug> its still the same old one as its been since the great second launcher update
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#605 [02:56] <|Kiikun|> ah.
#606 [02:57] * |Kiikun| crys.. becaus eAC is full of water...
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#609 [03:03] <mib_b91otf> lads
#610 [03:03] <mib_b91otf> When get minecraft released for xbox?
#611 [03:03] <mib_b91otf> When get minecraft released for xbox?
#612 [03:03] <mib_b91otf> When get minecraft released for xbox?
#613 [03:03] <mib_b91otf> When get minecraft released for xbox?
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#615 [03:03] <SlashLife> *yawn* Retards in the morning.
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#617 [03:04] <SlashLife> Stupid Germans.
#618 [03:04] <xarcus> my minecraft isnt workin
#619 [03:04] <mib_b91otf> When get minecraft released for xbox?
#620 [03:04] <mib_b91otf> Cansome one tell me when it gets released
#621 [03:04] <xarcus> it did
#622 [03:04] <mib_b91otf> for xbox?
#623 [03:04] <xarcus> called fortress craft
#624 [03:04] <mib_b91otf> oh
#625 [03:05] <xarcus> yes
#626 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> should i buy fortress craft
#627 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> or
#628 [03:05] <xarcus> not the same but the same idea
#629 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> total miner
#630 [03:05] <xarcus> fortess craft
#631 [03:05] <xarcus> alot of fun
#632 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> u know total miner?
#633 [03:05] <xarcus> yes
#634 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> do u have aa xbox?
#635 [03:05] <xarcus> yes
#636 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> nice
#637 [03:05] <xarcus> yup
#638 [03:05] <mib_b91otf> 360 me too
#639 [03:05] <xarcus> can u help me with this
#640 [03:06] <mib_b91otf> whats ur problem
#641 [03:06] <xarcus> when i go to start minecraft it says i dont have excelled pixals
#642 [03:06] <xarcus> what is that?
#643 [03:06] <mib_b91otf> maybe install javaß
#644 [03:06] <xarcus> i have like a 4000 dollar laptop it has everything soo i dont know what this is
#645 [03:06] <xarcus> i did
#646 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> woah
#647 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> u so lucky
#648 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> i got 16 fps at minecraf
#649 [03:07] <xarcus> lol thanks but do yu know what it is?
#650 [03:07] <xarcus> nice
#651 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> Im thinking to buy a 500 ms points card and buy fortress craft or total miner
#652 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> which of them
#653 [03:07] <mib_b91otf> r nice
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#655 [03:07] <xarcus> thank god
#656 [03:08] <xarcus> can you help me with this
#657 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> No
#658 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> I cant
#659 [03:08] <xarcus> damn
#660 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> mh
#661 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> but
#662 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> give
#663 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> me some advice
#664 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> Im thinking to buy a 500 ms points card and buy fortress craft or total miner
#665 [03:08] <xarcus> get fortresscraft
#666 [03:08] <mib_b91otf> which should i buy
#667 [03:08] <GreyVulpine> Neither of which is minecraft
#668 [03:09] <mib_b91otf> grey vulpine
#669 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft for the xbox will be released later this year
#670 [03:09] <mib_b91otf> yea
#671 [03:09] <mib_b91otf> i dont want to wait
#672 [03:09] <xarcus> fortress craft is closer
#673 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> Then that's up to you.
#674 [03:09] <SlashLife> :'(
#675 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> They're both minecraft clones, choose your poison
#676 [03:09] <SlashLife> Why are most people in my country so incredibly stupid?
#677 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> SlashLife - Welcome to reality?
#678 [03:10] <mib_b91otf> grey vulppine do u know total miner and fortress craft?
#679 [03:10] <SlashLife> Stupid, immature ... and I honestly believe ... retarded.
#680 [03:10] <SlashLife> mib_b91otf: Hör auf, deine Englischstunden zu schwänzen.
#681 [03:10] <mib_b91otf> alter ich bin 12ä
#682 [03:10] <|Kiikun|> SlashLife: everywhere in the world is like that
#683 [03:10] <mib_b91otf> Im 12 not so good at english
#684 [03:10] <SlashLife> mib_b91otf: Exactly my point.
#685 [03:11] <SlashLife> So you should be at school instead of whining about computer games.
#686 [03:11] <SlashLife> Stop skipping your English classes.
#687 [03:11] <SlashLife> Oh, well.
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#689 [03:11] * |Kiikun| states the obligatory "Oh Snap!"
#689 [03:11] <|Kiikun|> Oh, Snap!
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#691 [03:15] <EmpiresBane> wha da fu?
#692 [03:15] <EmpiresBane> am i not registered?
#693 [03:15] <|Kiikun|> maybe :D
#694 [03:15] <EmpiresBane> i'm not...
#695 [03:15] <EmpiresBane> this disturbes me
#696 [03:20] <|Kiikun|> reg, and/or group to regged nick?
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#698 [03:21] <EmpiresBane> my nick expired cuz i was inactive for too long
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#700 [03:22] <EmpiresBane> dang it. that means i lose my ops here.
#701 [03:22] <Dragon> i need serious help can someone help me please?
#702 [03:22] <EmpiresBane> oh well. not like i'm on often enough for it to matter
#703 [03:22] <EmpiresBane> Dragon, it's better if you just state the problem
#704 [03:23] <Dragon> i keep getting this erro when i try to connect to any server
#705 [03:23] <Dragon> internal exception: java.io.IOException: bad packet id 72
#706 [03:23] <Dragon> google offers no answer as i can tell
#707 [03:24] <EmpiresBane> i'm checking to see which packet that is
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#710 [03:26] <EmpiresBane> is this survival?
#711 [03:27] <Dragon> ?
#712 [03:27] <EmpiresBane> are you playing survival or creative?
#713 [03:27] <mmuhic> in creative u can get all items right?
#714 [03:27] <Dragon> i dont know how to asnwer that ecept to say that i try joining a server in multiplayer
#715 [03:27] <GreyVulpine> Dragon - Most likely, you have a mod or something that's interfering
#716 [03:27] <mmuhic> so sticky pistons also?
#717 [03:28] <Dragon> i dont haev any mods
#718 [03:28] <GreyVulpine> Dragon - Try the server - smp.shadow-craft.net
#719 [03:28] <GreyVulpine> If you can join, it's the server you tried that's got a problem
#720 [03:28] <EmpiresBane> in creative you can place blocks without first mining them
#721 [03:28] <Dragon> same thing pops
#722 [03:28] <Dragon> *pops up
#723 [03:28] <Dragon> internal exception: java.io.IOException: bad packet id 72
#724 [03:28] <GreyVulpine> Try going to the launcher, and into the options menu, do a Force Update
#725 [03:29] <Dragon> tried that
#726 [03:29] <Dragon> tried deleting the bin, tried syncronizing the system clock, tried everything google had
#727 [03:29] <Dragon> this is a serious bug if this keeps happneing
#728 [03:29] <GreyVulpine> How about deleting everything except for the saves folder.
#729 [03:30] <Dragon> tried that too
#730 [03:30] <GreyVulpine> Then, it could be a network problem. Got any firewalls or security software up?
#731 [03:30] <Dragon> ive disable them
#732 [03:30] <Dragon> doesnt work either
#733 [03:30] <GreyVulpine> Using the launcher from minecraft.net, yes? Not any third-party software?
#734 [03:31] <Dragon> yes
#735 [03:31] <GreyVulpine> When you launch minecraft again, does it download 1.7.3?
#736 [03:31] <Dragon> no
#737 [03:31] <GreyVulpine> No?
#738 [03:31] <Dragon> its already 1.7.3
#739 [03:31] <GreyVulpine> Ah, alright.
#740 [03:33] <Dragon> i cant beleive this, i just bought minecraft and now i cant use it online
#741 [03:33] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, and you're absolutely sure that all security software is disabled?
#742 [03:33] <Dragon> yes
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#744 [03:33] <GreyVulpine> Did you ever "try" out minecraft before buying it?
#745 [03:34] <Dragon> yes
#746 [03:34] <Dragon> i liked it
#747 [03:34] <Dragon> works in browser but not in the download
#748 [03:34] <GreyVulpine> With a demo, or an illegal copy?
#749 [03:34] <Dragon> but i hate using the browser compared to the program
#750 [03:34] <Dragon> i tried it online
#751 [03:34] <Dragon> from minecraft.nt
#752 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> The classic version?
#753 [03:35] <Dragon> idk
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#755 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> Did you play survival before paying for an account?
#756 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> Or did you play a version that already had all the blocks?
#757 [03:35] <Dragon> i dont understnad cause ive never seen that
#758 [03:35] <GreyVulpine> I'm asking, if you ever pirated minecraft
#759 [03:36] <Dragon> no
#760 [03:36] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#761 [03:37] <Dragon> nevermind
#762 [03:37] <Dragon> i fixed it
#763 [03:37] * |Kiikun| gasps! GreyVulpine's stumped!
#763 [03:37] <Dragon> i own a ip address hiding program and that was causing issues
#764 [03:37] <Dragon> didnt realize it was running in the background
#765 [03:38] <Dragon> sorry for the trouble
#766 [03:38] <Dragon> and thank you for helping me
#767 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, glad you got it working then
#768 [03:38] <mmuhic> Why would you pirate minecraft? It's only around 15$...
#769 [03:38] <Dragon> exactly
#770 [03:38] <|Kiikun|> its 21$USD mmuhic :P
#771 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> You'd be surprised at the number of people who come on here, asking for help when they've pirated it
#772 [03:38] <Dragon> its worth the money i have tons of fun
#773 [03:38] <mmuhic> well 21$ then :)
#774 [03:38] <GreyVulpine> Or when they pirated, then bought it, and had problems from remanents of the old pirated install
#775 [03:39] <|Kiikun|> people wo ask for help when they pirated it are idiots.
#776 [03:39] <|Kiikun|> ask for help where you pirated it.. not on 'official' channels :P
#777 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, well, it's our fault that they can't get a pirated version working.. or they get the misconception that "offline" is free, and you only need to pay if you want to go online into servers.
#778 [03:41] * |Kiikun| admits to 'trying' SSP for a week before buying... didnt know of the PCG demo at the time
#778 [03:41] * GreyVulpine shrugs
#778 [03:41] <GreyVulpine> I have no problem with people perhaps trying it out before buying it, but when they give excuses for continually using the pirated copy...
#779 [03:42] <GreyVulpine> That's been a pet peeve of mine since I started here.
#780 [03:43] <mmuhic> I get it that people pirate games that cost 50€ (70$) cause you probably will play it once trough and quit or not even that. Maybe you'll quit after few hours.
#781 [03:43] <mmuhic> But 21$ is like 6 beers
#782 [03:43] <mmuhic> :)
#783 [03:44] <|Kiikun|> theres a handful of games i bought flat out because i thought theyd be good.. and wish i didnt.
#784 [03:44] * GreyVulpine nods
#784 [03:44] <mmuhic> Since I use steam I bought more games
#785 [03:44] <mmuhic> I even pirated a few then bought them cause they were so good and steam had discount on it
#786 [03:45] <AG_Scott> you must buy cheap beer.
#787 [03:46] <mmuhic> well in my country beer is like 3-4$ :)
#788 [03:46] <AG_Scott> They're like $6-8 here if you buy it at a pub lol
#789 [03:47] <AG_Scott> I'm scared.
#790 [03:47] <AG_Scott> I just got a contract I need to sign.
#791 [03:48] <AG_Scott> It says the company isn't responsible for loss of life in the event the 'device' malfunctions.
#792 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> contract?
#793 [03:48] <AG_Scott> For beta testing networking hardware.
#794 [03:48] <mmuhic> lol
#795 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> did you get human-to-pc implants?!
#796 [03:48] <|Kiikun|> oh.
#797 [03:49] <|Kiikun|> router randomly explodes violently.
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#799 [03:49] * AG_Scott puts it under something
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#800 [03:49] <AG_Scott> It doesn't ship until the 25th :(
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#802 [03:49] <AG_Scott> I suddenly started getting invited to test stuff.
#803 [03:50] <panitaliemom> Is there any one there that can help with th dreaded black screen staight after startup?
#804 [03:50] <MaxMan1300> hey i have a technical issue with minecraft can some one help me?
#805 [03:51] <MaxMan1300> anyone?
#806 [03:51] <lemon-rev> MaxMan1300 ?
#807 [03:51] <panitaliemom> pretty quiet:(
#808 [03:52] <lemon-rev> only if you dont have anything to do :P
#809 [03:52] <MaxMan1300> lemon can you help me?
#810 [03:52] <panitaliemom> Is there any one there that can help with the dreaded black screen straight after startup?
#811 [03:52] <lemon-rev> well i asked what was up
#812 [03:52] <mmuhic> How about you tell us what's wrong first... :)
#813 [03:52] <lemon-rev> panitaliemom reinstll java
#814 [03:53] <panitaliemom> i did that....nothing
#815 [03:53] <MaxMan1300> ok heres my problem
#816 [03:53] <lemon-rev> did you uninstall it first ?
#817 [03:53] <mmuhic> panitaliemom, u using openjdk maybe?
#818 [03:53] <MaxMan1300> i have an i3 core processor laptop that can run tf2 gmod css and terraria just fine
#819 [03:53] <panitaliemom> going nuts.......openjdk ?
#820 [03:54] <MaxMan1300> but when i play mc i get a max of 10 fps
#821 [03:54] <MaxMan1300> im going crazy
#822 [03:54] <lemon-rev> maxman1300 that doesnt tell me shit, those games are oldish, your frames per sec, how much ram you got on that thing ?
#823 [03:55] <Wug> i dont get it
#824 [03:55] <MaxMan1300> 1 sec
#825 [03:55] <lemon-rev> wug you dont have to :P
#826 [03:55] <Wug> I set the stupid ram limit to like 1GB...
#827 [03:55] <Wug> and the goddamn client goes and soaks up 3 anyway
#828 [03:55] <MaxMan1300> ive got 4 gigs lemon
#829 [03:55] <Wug> no wonder 32 bit systems cant run it
#830 [03:55] <lemon-rev> ouch, wtf you doing running 3 hundred mods ?
#831 [03:55] <Wug> nope
#832 [03:56] <lemon-rev> ??> MaxMan1300 win/dxdiag
#833 [03:56] <VoxelHead> MaxMan1300: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#834 [03:56] <VoxelHead> MaxMan1300: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#835 [03:56] <Wug> but I'm still fighting that massive server fire
#836 [03:56] <Wug> :3
#837 [03:56] <lemon-rev> what server fire ?
#838 [03:56] <Wug> I've used almost 5 whole iron axes cutting down trees around it, I've gotten about 15 stcaks of wood
#839 [03:57] <Wug> goddamn surface lava lake
#840 [03:57] <lemon-rev> hm, yea can be an ass :P
#841 [03:57] <Wug> popped above ground after fully exploring a cave, and realized why the fps bar was being so wonky
#842 [03:57] <|Kiikun|> o.o!!
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#844 [03:57] <Wug> THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS ON FIRE
#845 [03:58] * |Kiikun| sees 16 gigs ddr3-1600 on newegg for $100 usd
#845 [03:58] <lemon-rev> wug i thought notch fixed that so it wont do that ever again
#846 [03:58] <Wug> I
#847 [03:58] <Wug> I'm on 1.7.2 server
#848 [03:58] <Wug> (which was past the tweak)
#849 [03:58] <Wug> but it doesnt do as was hoped
#850 [03:58] <MaxMan1300> http://pastebin.com/XWdVFJPr
#851 [03:58] <lemon-rev> oh
#852 [03:58] <lemon-rev> ty max
#853 [03:58] <MaxMan1300> np
#854 [03:58] <Wug> it just burns forever but doesnt consume things
#855 [03:58] <Wug> much
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#857 [03:59] <Wug> every here and there it will eat a block
#858 [03:59] <|Kiikun|> ew.. hp notebook...
#859 [03:59] <Wug> but it takes so goddamn long
#860 [03:59] <Wug> AND TALL GRASS SPREADS WHILE ON FIRE
#861 [03:59] * |Kiikun| has two that basicly self-destructed
#861 [03:59] <MaxMan1300> Kiikun ?
#862 [03:59] <Wug> its like trying to trap water with an upside down bucket
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#864 [03:59] <lemon-rev> MaxMan1300 < can you try http://downloadcenter.intel.com/ < that for update driver possibly ?
#865 [04:00] <lemon-rev> and yea it doesnt look all that powerful :P
#866 [04:00] <MaxMan1300> :(
#867 [04:00] <MaxMan1300> yeah i can try
#868 [04:00] <lemon-rev> Intel(R) HD Graphics < thats the graphics driver of your video card MaxMan1300
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#870 [04:01] <mib_n2ws28> hello
#871 [04:01] * |Kiikun| poofs!
#871 [04:01] <mib_n2ws28> i need help
#872 [04:01] <mmuhic> I hate mondays. Work sux on mondays... :/
#873 [04:02] * |KiiAWAY| likes monday... this one atleast.. has a day off finally :D
#873 [04:02] <MaxMan1300> ok im updating now
#874 [04:02] <mmuhic> O_ô
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#876 [04:02] <mib_n2ws28> ummm hello i need help
#877 [04:02] <MaxMan1300> you on steam lemon?
#878 [04:02] <lemon-rev> yup
#879 [04:02] * |KiiAWAY| <-- supermarket worker
#879 [04:02] * mmuhic <- programmer
#879 [04:03] <mmuhic> I gotta take a day or week of soon.. Had almost no days off this year... :/
#880 [04:04] <GreyVulpine> Eep
#881 [04:04] <MaxMan1300> whats ur name on steam lemon?
#882 [04:04] <lemon-rev> hm, why do you wish to add me to steam dude ?
#883 [04:04] <lemon-rev> ok
#884 [04:05] <MaxMan1300> incase i need help in the future
#885 [04:05] <mmuhic> Question: Why had I not encountered any slimes yet? I've been playing for a week now.
#886 [04:05] <lemon-rev> lol just come back in here :P
#887 [04:05] <GreyVulpine> slimes only spawn near bedrock, at y=0
#888 [04:06] <GreyVulpine> And only certain chunks are slime-enabled
#889 [04:06] <mmuhic> So I should use that tool to find slime-enabled chunks and make a room and wait? :)
#890 [04:07] <GreyVulpine> Not aware of any tool that'll tell you..
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#892 [04:07] <mmuhic> slime finder: http://mcslimes.appspot.com/
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#894 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, interesting. Thanks.
#895 [04:09] <mmuhic> but I never tried it. I've read about it and people say it works..
#896 [04:10] <Wug> grey, wanna help put my server out? :/
#897 [04:10] <GreyVulpine> 'put your server out'? With what? water?
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#899 [04:11] <Wug> its massively on fire :P
#900 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> ...
#901 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> mcedit -> select -> replace fire with air
#902 [04:11] <Wug> but but but legit
#903 [04:11] <Mohawk> Hello!I have a very minor problem on my hands ive just transferd minecrfat from 1computer to another and i was really exited to get going,but when i went on my minecrfat world,it had no data on.WTF?! can anyone help!!
#904 [04:12] <Wug> transfered as in redownloaded from scratch and expected everything to magically be there?
#905 [04:12] <Wug> it doesnt work on one computer, why would it work between them?
#906 [04:12] <Wug> anywah
#907 [04:12] <GreyVulpine> We gave Mohawk specific directions to move his .minecraft folder yesterday
#908 [04:12] <Wug> on the old computer, go to the minecraft folder ... nevermind then
#909 [04:12] <Wug> ?? dont/bother
#910 [04:13] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#911 [04:13] <Mohawk> What? no you didint
#912 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> Yes, we did.
#913 [04:13] <Mohawk> Who are you?
#914 [04:13] <GreyVulpine> Copy the .minecraft folder from %appdata% on your dad's computer, onto your new computer, yes?
#915 [04:13] <Wug> grey, Mohawk as in same hostname Mohawk?
#916 [04:14] <GreyVulpine> Good question
#917 [04:14] <Mohawk> Its the first time ive bin on this website!
#918 [04:14] <ForeverAlone> This Mohawk has a different hostmask than Mohawks over the past few days.. ;p
#919 [04:14] <Wug> this isnt a website
#920 [04:14] <Mohawk> Whatever!
#921 [04:14] <GreyVulpine> Either way, copy the .minecraft folder from the %appdata% folder on the old computer, to the new computer
#922 [04:16] <Mohawk> Ok thanks but are you saying theres a guy with the same name and the same problem yesterday?
#923 [04:16] <Wug> happens all the time
#924 [04:16] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#925 [04:16] <Wug> especially when people choose default mibbit nicks -.-
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#928 [04:16] <Mohawk> Wow ok thanks Bye!
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#938 [05:01] <mib_wstvqg> my minecraft has a black screan becase i didnt instal a mod right
#939 [05:02] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_wstvqg win/reinst
#940 [05:02] <VoxelHead> mib_wstvqg: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#941 [05:02] <VoxelHead> mib_wstvqg: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#942 [05:03] <mib_wstvqg> o but my minecraft was running when i delated meta-inf
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#945 [05:12] <mib_stb89r> i have a black screan from instaling a mod rong
#946 [05:12] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_stb89r win/reinst
#947 [05:12] <VoxelHead> mib_stb89r: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#948 [05:12] <VoxelHead> mib_stb89r: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#949 [05:13] <Phate45> GreyVulpine: mib_stb89r == mib_wstvqg ;-)
#950 [05:13] <GreyVulpine> No crap
#951 [05:14] <mib_stb89r> i cant find the minecraft dictionary all i see is .minecraft
#952 [05:14] <Phate45> thats it
#953 [05:14] <lemon-rev> :P
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#955 [05:16] <Rikairchy> minecraft dictionary...?
#956 [05:16] <lemon-rev> Rikairchy where minecraft puts its files ?
#957 [05:16] <Rikairchy> the folder...?
#958 [05:16] <lemon-rev> what are you trying to ask ?
#959 [05:16] <GreyVulpine> directory != dictionary
#960 [05:17] <Rikairchy> i just read the minecraft dictionary thing and thought "wtf? mc has a dic?"
#961 [05:17] <Rikairchy> then he was just talkin about the folder :(
#962 [05:18] <lemon-rev> folder = a directory if you look that up , windows uses different termenology for that
#963 [05:18] <mib_stb89r> what do i delete
#964 [05:18] <lemon-rev> i think i spelt that correctly ?
#965 [05:18] <GreyVulpine> Everything except for saves
#966 [05:18] <Rikairchy> well
#967 [05:18] <Rikairchy> linux ftw
#968 [05:18] <Rikairchy> although im not on it atm
#969 [05:19] <lemon-rev> on every os' system ' files go into folders or directorys and can then be set up how ever you wish :P
#970 [05:20] * lemon-rev likes bright fish, they dont seem to see too well but know where to swim :P
#970 [05:20] <Rikairchy> i tend to do that.
#971 [05:20] * Phate45 pokes Wug
#971 [05:21] <mib_stb89r> so i delete the bin,resources,stats,texture pack,options
#972 [05:21] <lemon-rev> yes
#973 [05:21] <Phate45> you delete everything except saves
#974 [05:23] <mib_stb89r> yes
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#976 [05:23] <mib_stb89r> now what do i do
#977 [05:23] <lemon-rev> re launch minecraft
#978 [05:24] <mib_stb89r> ok
#979 [05:26] <mib_stb89r> thanks you sould put a donate button because mi wold put in 50$
#980 [05:26] <lemon-rev> you would be up for a lot of doh
#981 [05:27] <lemon-rev> theres soo many helpers here :P
#982 [05:27] <GreyVulpine> Not that many
#983 [05:27] <lemon-rev> well that actually help out when needed :)
#984 [05:27] <GreyVulpine> We probably have about a couple dozen regulars here, no more..
#985 [05:28] <lemon-rev> oh well,
#986 [05:28] <mib_stb89r> do you know how to put in single player mod
#987 [05:28] <Phate45> regulars are one thing, but regularly watching people are other
#988 [05:28] <GreyVulpine> http://statistics.minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp.html
#989 [05:28] <Rikairchy> mib_stb89r: what mods?
#990 [05:28] <Phate45> heres 157 people, but active are like 5
#991 [05:28] <Rikairchy> usually they have readme's
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#993 [05:29] <mib_stb89r> single player cammand
#994 [05:29] <Rikairchy> it should have instructions
#995 [05:29] <lemon-rev> i love my quote for the day :)
#996 [05:29] <Phate45> wow
#997 [05:29] <mib_stb89r> o well im a nube at minecraft
#998 [05:30] <Phate45> im here like a week, and i'm 24th already
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#1000 [05:30] <Rikairchy> im prolly the 200th :P
#1001 [05:31] <simcard> need help - updated Java but still getting black screen as soon as I log in - any ideas?
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#1003 [05:32] <lemon-rev> simcard have you updated your video drivers ?
#1004 [05:32] <Rikairchy> im not even in the top anything :(
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#1006 [05:33] <Phate45> simcard: any mods?
#1007 [05:33] <rymate1234> ohai!
#1008 [05:33] <Phate45> Rikairchy: do you have a minute free time?
#1009 [05:33] <Phate45> hello
#1010 [05:33] <Rikairchy> yes Phate45
#1011 [05:33] <Rikairchy> i have a few
#1012 [05:33] <Phate45> Rikairchy: join #randombottest pls
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#1014 [05:36] <sheepy1988> hey folks
#1015 [05:37] <Rikairchy> hi sheepy1988
#1016 [05:37] <sheepy1988> i'm trying to set up a mc server and i'm a bit stuck. any chance you guys could help me out?
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#1018 [05:37] <Rikairchy> sure
#1019 [05:37] <Rikairchy> is it the official minecraft software or bukkit
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#1021 [05:37] <sheepy1988> awesome. i keep getting the error message, connection refused: connect
#1022 [05:39] <sheepy1988> weird thing is, i've followed all tutorials, all setup guides, everything, to the letter, my port forwarding is setup correct and i'm still getting this issue. i can connect locally, but not through the internet
#1023 [05:40] <Rikairchy> hm
#1024 [05:40] <Phate45> sheepy1988: do you have public ip address?
#1025 [05:40] <lemon-rev> sheepy1988 is that due to muliplayer ?
#1026 [05:40] <Rikairchy> are you trying to connect to your external address from a local computer?
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#1028 [05:41] <Phate45> lemon-rev: try to type slower and the right way ;-)
#1029 [05:41] <sheepy1988> i am trying to connect using a local computer yeah
#1030 [05:41] <Rikairchy> thats the issue
#1031 [05:41] <Phate45> sheepy1988: did you configured your server's ip right?
#1032 [05:41] <lemon-rev> the right way / left way ?
#1033 [05:41] <sheepy1988> i've set up the server properties so that it is public but it's still doing the same thing
#1034 [05:41] <Phate45> lemon-rev: right/wrong
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#1036 [05:41] <Rikairchy> you cant connect a local computer to your remote address
#1037 [05:41] <mr_boo> i need help installing single player commands
#1038 [05:41] <Phate45> mr_boo: try #risucraft
#1039 [05:41] <Rikairchy> sheepy, may I test?
#1040 [05:41] <sheepy1988> would any of you mind trying to connect to the server for me and see if it works?
#1041 [05:41] <Phate45> we don't officially support mods here
#1042 [05:41] <sheepy1988> sure mate
#1043 [05:42] <Rikairchy> PM me the address?
#1044 [05:42] * lemon-rev Phate45 sooo smart :P
#1044 [05:42] <Phate45> 8-)
#1045 [05:42] <mr_boo> i need help installing single player commands on xp
#1046 [05:42] <Rikairchy> mr_boo: try #risucraft
#1047 [05:42] <Phate45> ?? mods
#1048 [05:42] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1049 [05:42] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1050 [05:43] <Phate45> ??> mr_boo mods
#1051 [05:43] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1052 [05:43] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#1055 [05:43] <Rikairchy> sheepy1988: i joined just fine
#1056 [05:44] <sheepy1988> yeah i noticed. maybe i'm just being a knob!
#1057 [05:44] <sheepy1988> cheers mate
#1058 [05:44] <Rikairchy> no
#1059 [05:44] <Rikairchy> want to know the issue?
#1060 [05:44] <sheepy1988> haha yeah please
#1061 [05:44] <Rikairchy> its trying to go pc-router-isp-router-pc
#1062 [05:44] <Rikairchy> your isp wont route back to your computer
#1063 [05:45] <mr_boo> i need help installing single player commands im new to the game
#1064 [05:45] <Rikairchy> so you have to use the local address
#1065 [05:45] <sheepy1988> ah right, gotcha. i should know that seeing as i work for my isp as a tech support specialist haha
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#1067 [05:45] <Rikairchy> mr_boo: you've been told to join #risucraft
#1068 [05:45] <Rikairchy> mods are NOT supported here
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#1070 [05:45] <Phate45> ??> mr_boo mods
#1071 [05:45] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#1072 [05:45] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1073 [05:45] <Phate45> will you read it ever?
#1074 [05:45] <Phate45> ...
#1075 [05:45] <Rikairchy> ragequit
#1076 [05:45] <Phate45> darn random people
#1077 [05:46] <Phate45> breb
#1078 [05:46] <Phate45> brb*
#1079 [05:46] <Rikairchy> lmao
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#1081 [05:56] <pingu> i have been using minecraft for a while and tonight i was downloading a mod and now i cant run the game. i tried re uploading minecraft but it hasn't worked. Can you help me
#1082 [05:56] <lemon-rev> ??> pingu win/reinst
#1083 [05:56] <VoxelHead> pingu: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1084 [05:56] <VoxelHead> pingu: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1087 [05:58] <pingu> what do you mean by windows +R keys
#1088 [05:59] <lemon-rev> the windows key and the r key
#1089 [06:00] <Rikairchy> between CTRL and ALT
#1090 [06:00] <Rikairchy> its the windows flag in a circle on most keyboards
#1091 [06:01] <pingu> i have a macpro and it doesnt seem to be on here
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#1093 [06:02] <lemon-rev> ??> pingu mac/reinst
#1094 [06:02] <VoxelHead> pingu: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1095 [06:02] <VoxelHead> pingu: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1096 [06:03] <pingu> ok i'll give it a go thanks
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#1099 [06:08] <pingu> your a genius its working thanks very much!!
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#1104 [06:14] <Rikairchy> its quiet.....
#1105 [06:14] <lemon-rev> as it should be :P
#1106 [06:15] <Rikairchy> na
#1107 [06:15] <lemon-rev> it gets a lot more hectic than this i can tell you that :P
#1108 [06:16] <Rikairchy> i know
#1109 [06:16] <Rikairchy> i've been here when there are 20 people asking questions
#1110 [06:16] <Rikairchy> and 2 answering
#1111 [06:17] <lemon-rev> yup, thats how it works :P
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#1114 [06:19] <TheNoodle> can u help me.
#1115 [06:20] <lemon-rev> maybe can you tell us the trouble ?
#1116 [06:20] <TheNoodle> minecraft says 'user not premium' when I join a server.
#1117 [06:20] <lemon-rev> hm, so you can play the game ok but server says no go ?
#1118 [06:21] <TheNoodle> dw, just thought it was too quiet :P
#1119 [06:21] <lemon-rev> lol
#1120 [06:21] <TheNoodle> I had a member do that once, he didn't think he needed to buy the game
#1121 [06:22] <portal> Was hoping to find a little technical support here also: My housemate and I have been playing Minecraft for the past few days with no issue, but last night his MC has been crashing complaining "out of memory" we've tried everything we can think of, including deleting the .bin file for MC. Anyone have any advice on this?
#1122 [06:22] <lemon-rev> TheNoodle whats your username for the game ?
#1123 [06:22] <TheNoodle> The_Noodle
#1124 [06:22] <TheNoodle> Krevlorn
#1125 [06:22] <TheNoodle> John_Madden, Xavisam
#1126 [06:22] <TheNoodle> keeps going :/
#1127 [06:23] <lemon-rev> portal did the game crash when the game wasnt saved or while it was saving ?
#1128 [06:23] <portal> Not too sure, we'd been playing on a multiplayer server i am hosting, which does crash a few times a day
#1129 [06:24] <Rikairchy> !paid The_Noodle
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#1131 [06:24] <lemon-rev> portal the world you are on, can you back it up, and get your server to create a new one, for testing please
#1132 [06:24] <Rikairchy> TheNoodle: you are indeed premium
#1133 [06:24] <Rikairchy> when did you buy it?
#1134 [06:25] <TheNoodle> lolwat, I was just fooling around :p
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#1136 [06:25] <theorangehusky> can someone help me with a transaction problem?
#1137 [06:25] <portal> *puts noob hat on* Could you run me through how I would do that?
#1138 [06:25] <theorangehusky> or at least something minor
#1139 [06:25] <TheNoodle> Change the name of the world in the server props.
#1140 [06:25] <rymate1234> theorangehusky: what is it?
#1141 [06:26] <lemon-rev> portal the server file is somewhere on your computer with a world folder you need to just move that folder somewherer else and relaunch the server again and then connect to see if the world will crash like it has been doing ?
#1142 [06:26] <theorangehusky> the gift codes i bought wont show up on my profile
#1143 [06:26] <portal> okay thank you, will try that
#1144 [06:26] <rymate1234> i think they get emailed to you
#1145 [06:26] <theorangehusky> the didnt
#1146 [06:26] <theorangehusky> is there a way i can cancel the payment?
#1147 [06:27] <rymate1234> i think gift codes take a while to process, like buying minecraft
#1148 [06:28] <theorangehusky> no, the moneybooker thing says i dont have enough funds to buy it
#1149 [06:28] <theorangehusky> i just wanna cancel it
#1150 [06:29] <rymate1234> if ya don't have teh money, it won't go through :P
#1151 [06:29] <Rikairchy> it'll cancel itself
#1152 [06:29] <theorangehusky> ok then
#1153 [06:29] <theorangehusky> you sure?
#1154 [06:29] <rymate1234> lol
#1155 [06:29] <Rikairchy> yes
#1156 [06:29] <theorangehusky> i dont wanna waste my money
#1157 [06:29] <Rikairchy> usually if you cant afford it, they wont give it to you
#1158 [06:30] <Rikairchy> think of it like a grocery store
#1159 [06:30] <Rikairchy> they dont give you the groceries if you cant pay for them
#1160 [06:30] <theorangehusky> i asked my friend for 20 euros
#1161 [06:30] <portal> Okay, so i have copied the /world folder and placed it somewhere else, should I then delete the original folder?
#1162 [06:30] <theorangehusky> i earned 7 euros form that
#1163 [06:30] <lemon-rev> portal yes please do so
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#1165 [06:31] <portal> done, and now launch the server again?
#1166 [06:31] <lemon-rev> please
#1167 [06:31] <lemon-rev> then connect to it, and see if it does what it has been doing
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#1169 [06:32] <anna1987> depositfiles.com/files/rtx2j0qz4
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#1171 [06:33] <portal> okaay, i caught up, so we're going to see if a new world will cause him to crash or whether the issue is with the size of the one we are/were using...
#1172 [06:33] <lemon-rev> correct
#1173 [06:34] <Rikairchy> usually an "out of memory" error is not enough RAM
#1174 [06:34] <portal> he has a new issue, where water tiles are telling him to "use the patcher noob" but he is able to move and is not crashing
#1175 [06:35] <lemon-rev> portal what patcher are you useing a mod ?
#1176 [06:35] <portal> Yes he is running a texture pack
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#1178 [06:35] <Rikairchy> thats not a mod
#1179 [06:35] <Rikairchy> what plguins are on the server
#1180 [06:35] <portal> none
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#1182 [06:36] <Rikairchy> is he running bukkit or the official software
#1183 [06:36] <mib_aqh1o1> yt
#1184 [06:36] <Rikairchy> yt?
#1185 [06:36] <mib_aqh1o1> will some one help me
#1186 [06:36] <portal> dokucraft's texture pack
#1187 [06:36] <Rikairchy> portal: thats not a mod
#1188 [06:37] <TheNoodle> 'use the patcher noob' sounds like modloader.
#1189 [06:37] <Rikairchy> mib_aqh1o1: dont ask to ask
#1190 [06:37] <Rikairchy> is his client modified?
#1191 [06:37] <Rikairchy> it may be looking for a server mod its not finding
#1192 [06:37] <portal> okay, well thats the only thing we are running with MC
#1193 [06:37] <portal> no there is nothing else running, just MC with a texture pack
#1194 [06:38] <Rikairchy> hm
#1195 [06:38] <Rikairchy> what about the server
#1196 [06:38] <Rikairchy> what does it have?
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#1198 [06:40] <portal> Server has no mods on it
#1199 [06:41] <mib_aqh1o1> im trying to install more creeps but when i copy the folders into the . minecraft file it wont work i can send you more info
#1200 [06:41] <Rikairchy> mib_aqh1o1: join #risucraft
#1201 [06:43] <portal> lemon-rev he's disabled the texture pack and reduced his render distance to tiny, which has let him log in and move around on the original world, trying now with the texture pack enabled again. Thank you for the help :)
#1202 [06:43] <lemon-rev> np
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#1205 [06:51] <death> hello
#1206 [06:51] <Rikairchy> hello
#1207 [06:52] <death> you help me pleas
#1208 [06:52] <Rikairchy> dont ask to ask
#1209 [06:52] <Rikairchy> just ask
#1210 [06:52] <death> k
#1211 [06:52] <Rikairchy> what seems to be the problem?
#1212 [06:53] <death> when i install more creeps mod i cant fined any creeps
#1213 [06:53] <Rikairchy> join #risucraft for mods
#1214 [06:53] <death> k
#1215 [06:54] <death> it says im kicked out
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#1217 [06:54] <GreyVulpine> Read the kick message:
#1218 [06:54] <GreyVulpine> death was kicked by zsh (Banned: Mibbit is a shitty client, please use esper webchat: http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=risucraft)
#1219 [06:55] <Rikairchy> lol
#1220 [06:55] <death> o srry
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#1222 [06:55] <mib_l8u8k3> hey guys, how do i NOT use moneybookers to buy minecraft?!
#1223 [06:55] <Rikairchy> paypal?
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#1225 [06:55] <mib_l8u8k3> i dont have a paypal account
#1226 [06:55] <mib_l8u8k3> ugh, moneybookers is so annoying
#1227 [06:56] <Rikairchy> how?
#1228 [06:56] <Rikairchy> it took me about 5 seconds
#1229 [06:56] <mib_l8u8k3> i dont have money on my moneybookers account
#1230 [06:56] <mib_l8u8k3> i had to make one 5 minutes ago
#1231 [06:56] <Rikairchy> you dont have to use a moneybookers account
#1232 [06:57] <mib_l8u8k3> how?
#1233 [06:57] <Rikairchy> all i did was pay using my debit card
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#1236 [06:57] <mib_l8u8k3> debit?
#1237 [06:57] <Rikairchy> or credit
#1238 [06:57] <mib_l8u8k3> well im using this a.e. card
#1239 [06:57] <Rikairchy> a.e.?
#1240 [06:57] <Rikairchy> what country are you in?
#1241 [06:57] <mib_l8u8k3> american express
#1242 [06:57] <Rikairchy> oh
#1243 [06:57] <Rikairchy> thats credit
#1244 [06:57] <Rikairchy> all you do is fill in your credit card information
#1245 [06:57] <mib_l8u8k3> im in the philippines
#1246 [06:58] <mib_l8u8k3> well i did
#1247 [06:58] <Rikairchy> and..?
#1248 [06:58] <Rikairchy> it should email you notifying you of payment received
#1249 [06:58] <Rikairchy> from moneybookers
#1250 [06:58] <mib_l8u8k3> moneybookers login
#1251 [06:59] <mib_l8u8k3> ya?
#1252 [06:59] <Rikairchy> uhm
#1253 [06:59] <Rikairchy> i'm at a loss
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#1255 [06:59] <mib_gxspci> salut
#1256 [06:59] <mib_l8u8k3> is there a way to just NOT pay from those monybooker guys
#1257 [06:59] <mib_gxspci> speak French ?
#1258 [07:00] <Rikairchy> mib_l8u8k3 paypal
#1259 [07:00] <Rikairchy> mib_gxspci i only speak english
#1260 [07:00] <mib_gxspci> Arf :(
#1261 [07:00] <mib_l8u8k3> what if i dont have a paypal account
#1262 [07:00] <mib_gxspci> BYe bye
#1263 [07:00] <Rikairchy> you should be able to do it without needing one
#1264 [07:00] <mib_l8u8k3> and i wanna pay straight from my credit card
#1265 [07:01] <Rikairchy> you cant
#1266 [07:01] <Rikairchy> they use third party to process the pay
#1267 [07:01] <mib_l8u8k3> strange
#1268 [07:01] <Rikairchy> not really
#1269 [07:01] <mib_l8u8k3> ill check on this more
#1270 [07:01] <Rikairchy> they need a credited system to process pay
#1271 [07:01] <mib_l8u8k3> i think american express sounds credited enough
#1272 [07:02] <Rikairchy> ugh
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#1274 [07:02] <Rikairchy> mojang needed a payment system
#1275 [07:02] <Rikairchy> that people trust
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#1277 [07:02] <Rikairchy> why establish your own when there are a few already out there?
#1278 [07:02] <mib_l8u8k3> my friend just bought it directly
#1279 [07:02] <Rikairchy> then ask him/her how
#1280 [07:03] <mib_l8u8k3> that was like... a few months ago
#1281 [07:03] <mib_l8u8k3> or a year
#1282 [07:03] <Rikairchy> then there may not be a way now
#1283 [07:03] <frogmella> hallo
#1284 [07:03] <mib_l8u8k3> he said it was during the alpha
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#1286 [07:03] <Rikairchy> hi frogmella
#1287 [07:04] <mib_4h97ra> hey
#1288 [07:04] <Rikairchy> hello mib_4h97ra
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#1290 [07:04] <Dschughi> Hi
#1291 [07:04] <Rikairchy> hello
#1292 [07:05] <Dschughi> I've got a problem
#1293 [07:05] <Rikairchy> what seems to be the issue?
#1294 [07:05] <mib_l8u8k3> ok, so then i ask this, how can i upload funds to moneybookers
#1295 [07:05] <Rikairchy> mib_l8u8k3: contact moneybookers
#1296 [07:05] <mib_l8u8k3> ok then, thanks for the help
#1297 [07:06] <Dschughi> evertime i'm starting the game, I get the massage: fatal error 4 unexpexted end of file fron server
#1298 [07:06] <Dschughi> unexpected*
#1299 [07:06] <Rikairchy> are you playing single player or multiplayer?
#1300 [07:06] <Dschughi> single
#1301 [07:06] <Dschughi> on a macbook
#1302 [07:06] <Rikairchy> have you created a new world to see if it does the same thing?
#1303 [07:06] <delsol> check java version.
#1304 [07:07] <Dschughi> i dont even came to this point
#1305 [07:07] <delsol> make sure things are set correctly in java preferences
#1306 [07:07] <Rikairchy> check to see if there are any updates available for your mac
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#1308 [07:08] <dschughii> so im back
#1309 [07:08] <Rikairchy> yay
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#1311 [07:08] <dschughiii> so
#1312 [07:08] <Rikairchy> what the
#1313 [07:09] <dschughiii> I'm allways getting disconnected
#1314 [07:09] <dschughiii> i hope it works now
#1315 [07:09] <Rikairchy> two joins, no parts
#1316 [07:09] <Rikairchy> weird
#1317 [07:10] <dschughiii> after the log- in screen, i get ask if i want to update the game, wheater i say yes of no, theres always the same error
#1318 [07:11] <Rikairchy> did you update your mac?
#1319 [07:12] <dschughiii> what do you mean?
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#1321 [07:15] <dschughi> disconected again -.-
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#1324 [07:15] <dschughii> and again
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#1327 [07:20] <Zagoo30> hello
#1328 [07:21] <Zagoo30> i got a problem
#1329 [07:21] <leaper> hi
#1330 [07:21] <Zagoo30> fatal error (4) minecraft wont update
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#1333 [07:34] <Mohawk> Hi i just wanted to say to Greyvolpine if hes there that i really apreciated the help you gave me yesterday,and that thanks to you i am now once again getting blown up by creepers in my singleplayer world in minecraft :D
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#1337 [07:38] <dschughi> hi
#1338 [07:39] <kaysupa> I have a mac osx 10.6 paid for minecraft it just comes up with a white screen
#1339 [07:39] <murdrums> do you have the latest version of java
#1340 [07:39] <dschughi> i got a problem
#1341 [07:39] <kaysupa> yes
#1342 [07:40] <murdrums> what specs does your mac have?
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#1344 [07:40] <murdrums> what is your problem dschughi?
#1345 [07:40] <mib_w4khj0> hi
#1346 [07:40] <murdrums> hi
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#1348 [07:40] <dschughii> so
#1349 [07:40] <dschughii> my problem
#1350 [07:40] <kaysupa> mac mini 1.83 GHz intel core duo
#1351 [07:41] <dschughii> fatal error 4: unexpected end of file from server
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#1353 [07:41] <dschuggiii> argh, i'm always getting disconnected
#1354 [07:42] <dschuggiii> fatal error 4 enexpected end of file from server :(
#1355 [07:43] <murdrums> i'm guessing this is when you join a smp server dschuggiii?
#1356 [07:43] <kaysupa> i even tried using fire fox
#1357 [07:43] <dschuggiii> its directly after the login screen
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#1360 [07:43] <dschugh> so
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#1362 [07:44] <dschugh> disconnected again
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#1364 [07:44] <murdrums> kaysupa, do you get the problem if you download the client?
#1365 [07:44] <Zagoo30> hello i need help
#1366 [07:44] <kaysupa> i downloaded and it does nothing
#1367 [07:44] <dschugh> after the log in screen, i get asked if i want to update the game
#1368 [07:44] <murdrums> update it
#1369 [07:44] <Zagoo30> i got fatal error 4 wat do i do?
#1370 [07:44] <dschugh> whether i say yes or no
#1371 [07:45] <dschugh> theres always the same error
#1372 [07:45] <murdrums> Zagoo30, you and dschuggiii had the same problem
#1373 [07:45] <Zagoo30> its anoyying
#1374 [07:45] <dschugh> ohh yes!
#1375 [07:45] <Zagoo30> is it happening 2 everyone?
#1376 [07:45] <murdrums> it isnt happening to me
#1377 [07:45] <Zagoo30> hmmmm....
#1378 [07:46] <dschugh> i'm playing on a mac book
#1379 [07:46] <kaysupa> i think I got it to work thanks
#1380 [07:46] <murdrums> ok kaysupa :) how did you get it to work?
#1381 [07:46] <murdrums> oh..
#1382 [07:46] <Zagoo30> im on a windows
#1383 [07:47] <dschugh> i don't find anything on the internet to fix my problem :(
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#1385 [07:48] <Zagoo30> i really need help
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#1387 [07:48] <Zagoo30> cant play unless i use a old .minecraft folder with about 20 mods on
#1388 [07:49] <murdrums> Zagoo30, have you updated all the mods to work with 1.7.3?
#1389 [07:49] <MasterMaak> Hi, Im looking for people alike me for my minecraft website ... I dont want to spam, that´s why I´m asking first (!). is it all right to ask them on any channel to join some channel and chat about it ?
#1390 [07:49] <MasterMaak> or not ?
#1391 [07:50] <murdrums> Most irc servers don't allow advertising, i'm not sure about this one
#1392 [07:50] <GreyVulpine> MasterMaak - This isn't the channel to really ask, there's a no adversiting policy on most of the main #minecraft channels
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#1394 [07:50] <dschugh> any ideas for my problem?
#1395 [07:51] <murdrums> Nope dschugh, have you been able to play the game before now?
#1396 [07:51] <MasterMaak> thank you, GreyVulpine, for your answer. is there any channel where i CAN ask people / advertise ... etc
#1397 [07:51] <dschugh> no
#1398 [07:51] <MasterMaak> ?
#1399 [07:51] <dschugh> not on the macbook
#1400 [07:51] <dschugh> i played it with the same acc on my windows pc
#1401 [07:52] <GreyVulpine> MasterMaak - You may want to try #smp - But that's for advertising minecraft servers, not websites.
#1402 [07:52] <murdrums> I don't use macs, so i don't know whether or not minecraft likes macs
#1403 [07:52] <GreyVulpine> MasterMaak - Better place to advertise, would be the forums, minecraftforum.net
#1404 [07:52] <dschugh> these a mac-version to download
#1405 [07:52] <MasterMaak> You have been of great help, GreyVulpine !
#1406 [07:52] <MasterMaak> thanks a lot !
#1407 [07:53] * GreyVulpine nods
#1407 [07:53] <Zagoo30> grey
#1408 [07:53] <GreyVulpine> Mhmm?
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#1410 [07:53] <Zagoo30> i got the fatal error 4 problem
#1411 [07:53] <dschughi> hmm
#1412 [07:53] <Zagoo30> wat do i do?
#1413 [07:53] <GreyVulpine> What's the exact, full error you get?
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#1415 [07:54] <dschughi> mine is, fatal error 4 unexpected end of file from server
#1416 [07:54] <Zagoo30> when i try to update minecraft it will freeze and say fatal error 4
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#1418 [07:54] <Zagoo30> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/fatal_error_4_minecraft_wont_update
#1419 [07:54] <Zagoo30> thtas my post
#1420 [07:54] <Zagoo30> and a picture
#1421 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> Try deleting the files in .minecraft (except for saves), if that doesn't work, look into your security software.
#1422 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> Actually, that looks like AV software blocking the download to me
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#1424 [07:55] <GreyVulpine> ?? virus
#1425 [07:55] <VoxelHead> virus: There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#1426 [07:55] <VoxelHead> virus: For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#1427 [07:56] <Zagoo30> i checked for virus on my virus scan nothing..
#1428 [07:56] <murdrums> Zagoo30, turn off your virus software
#1429 [07:56] <murdrums> Update minecraft
#1430 [07:56] <GreyVulpine> Check the logs of your AV, see if there's an entry for it blocking java
#1431 [07:56] <murdrums> See if that works
#1432 [07:57] <Zagoo30> av?
#1433 [07:57] <GreyVulpine> antivirus
#1434 [07:57] <Zagoo30> ok
#1435 [07:57] <Zagoo30> 1 sec
#1436 [07:57] <dschughi> hm
#1437 [07:58] <Zagoo30> i will rescan
#1438 [07:59] <Zagoo30> see if it finds anything and i;ll tell u
#1439 [07:59] <dschughi> any ideas for my problem?
#1440 [07:59] <Zagoo30> whats ur problems
#1441 [07:59] <dschughi> fatal error 4 unexpected end of file from server
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#1443 [08:00] <Zagoo30> we both got fatal error 4
#1444 [08:00] <dschugh> why do i always get disconnected
#1445 [08:00] <dschugh> yes, but its a diffrent one, isn't it?
#1446 [08:00] <GreyVulpine> dschugh - Try a complete uninstall/reinstall of java?
#1447 [08:01] <GreyVulpine> Zagoo30 - As a test, try turning off your virus protection, and downloading minecraft
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#1449 [08:01] <Zagoo30> ok
#1450 [08:01] <dscughu> i'm affraidjava reinstall isn't so easy on i mac book
#1451 [08:01] <GreyVulpine> Oh, crap
#1452 [08:01] <Zagoo30> i'll wait til the antivirus has stopped searching for virus'
#1453 [08:02] <GreyVulpine> Zagoo30 - I'm betting your AV's catching lwjgl in the download of minecraft and flagging it as a virus, hence stopping the download
#1454 [08:02] <Zagoo30> i was thinking that
#1455 [08:03] <Zagoo30> i got avg anti-virus software if that helps
#1456 [08:05] <GreyVulpine> dschugh - Your 'net usually this craptastic?
#1457 [08:05] <Zagoo30> my av is a 75% and othing
#1458 [08:05] <Zagoo30> nothing
#1459 [08:06] <dscughu> no its not
#1460 [08:07] <dscughu> but I'm not on my usuall modem
#1461 [08:07] <GreyVulpine> Seems like your client is having trouble maintaining a connection.
#1462 [08:08] <Zagoo30> i done a full computer scam and no virus
#1463 [08:09] <dscughu> Yes, i don't know, the rest is working without a problem
#1464 [08:11] <Zagoo30> how do i turn off my av?
#1465 [08:11] <GreyVulpine> Zagoo30 - Don't know.
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#1467 [08:11] <mib_h7ostb> hi
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#1471 [08:21] <mib_zierz2> can someone help me im trying to download the aether mod and when i run minecraft it comes up a screen minecraft has crashed then goes of any idears
#1472 [08:22] <mib_zierz2> anyone
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#1474 [08:22] <Phate45> mib_zierz2: go over to #risucraft for ather help
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#1477 [08:23] <TheBuilder> gi i need help with minecraft purchase
#1478 [08:23] <TheBuilder> who can help me
#1479 [08:23] <TheBuilder> hi*
#1480 [08:23] <[L]> I think alot of the helpers are asleep
#1481 [08:23] <[L]> Give it a few
#1482 [08:24] <Phate45> ??> TheBuilder account
#1483 [08:24] <VoxelHead> TheBuilder: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#1484 [08:24] <VoxelHead> TheBuilder: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#1485 [08:25] <Zagoo30> voxel
#1486 [08:25] <Zagoo30> i got fatal error
#1487 [08:25] <SinZ> Zagoo30: Thats a bot.
#1488 [08:25] <Zagoo30> lol
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#1490 [08:26] <Zagoo30> wats l?
#1491 [08:26] <TheBuilder> not that issue
#1492 [08:26] <Zagoo30> L?
#1493 [08:26] <TheBuilder> voxel there is a payment card i think its called
#1494 [08:26] <TheBuilder> gift card or something im having it
#1495 [08:26] <TheBuilder> i want to buy minecraft with it if its possible
#1496 [08:26] <SinZ> TheBuilder: <SinZ> Zagoo30: Thats a bot.
#1497 [08:27] <severance> gift code ?
#1498 [08:27] <TheBuilder> no its called gift card
#1499 [08:27] <TheBuilder> well im not that sure
#1500 [08:27] <SinZ> Gift Cards don't work for international purchases
#1501 [08:27] <TheBuilder> but its not listed
#1502 [08:27] <TheBuilder> oh :(
#1503 [08:27] <TheBuilder> :'(
#1504 [08:28] <TheBuilder> whos the bot?
#1505 [08:28] <TheBuilder> whos a bot
#1506 [08:28] <Phate45> Vox
#1507 [08:28] <TheBuilder> is sinz a bot?
#1508 [08:28] <Phate45> ?? bot
#1509 [08:28] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1510 [08:28] <SinZ> No.
#1511 [08:28] <Phate45> ?? human
#1512 [08:28] <SinZ> <TheBuilder> voxel there is a payment card i think its called <-- VoxelHead is a bot.
#1513 [08:29] <Phate45> dummy vox, doesnt know what is human
#1514 [08:29] <TheBuilder> sinz
#1515 [08:29] <TheBuilder> are you a staff
#1516 [08:30] <TheBuilder> from minecraft?
#1517 [08:30] <SinZ> No.
#1518 [08:30] <TheBuilder> who is?
#1519 [08:30] <SinZ> The only person from mojang here is mollstam, and he doesn't do accounts.
#1520 [08:30] <TheBuilder> oh
#1521 [08:30] <TheBuilder> who does?
#1522 [08:30] <SinZ> payments@mojang.com
#1523 [08:30] <[L]> Account issues are rarely handled here
#1524 [08:30] <[L]> It's best to email
#1525 [08:31] <TheBuilder> i send a email to mojand?
#1526 [08:31] <SinZ> Mojang, Yes
#1527 [08:31] <TheBuilder> alright thanks alot
#1528 [08:32] <[L]> Mojand.
#1529 [08:32] <[L]> Not relevant to Mojang
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#1531 [08:34] <Zagoo30> i got fatal error 4 and i dont know what to do
#1532 [08:35] <[L]> 'Fatal error 4?
#1533 [08:35] <[L]> Classic or Beta
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#1535 [08:37] <Zagoo30> beta
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#1537 [08:37] <Zagoo30> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/fatal_error_4_minecraft_wont_update my post
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#1539 [08:38] <Zagoo30> hello?
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#1541 [08:39] <mib_4ds5x9> Hi
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#1543 [08:39] <mib_4ds5x9> i purchased minecraft via ec lv. how long does it take to activate my account?
#1544 [08:40] <Zagoo30> ec lv?
#1545 [08:40] <mib_4ds5x9> ec cash
#1546 [08:40] <mib_4ds5x9> lastschrift
#1547 [08:40] <mib_4ds5x9> elv
#1548 [08:40] <mr_wibble> I log in but all I get is the brick wall then something - message flashes over the screen to quick to read and then the screen goes black and nothing else
#1549 [08:41] <Zagoo30> all payments through the mc website should activate straight away
#1550 [08:41] <Zagoo30> wibble
#1551 [08:41] <mr_wibble> I have had this account for more than 3 months, has just happened today
#1552 [08:42] <Zagoo30> try deleting the .minecraft folder and restart minecraft
#1553 [08:42] <Zagoo30> in %appdata%
#1554 [08:42] <mr_wibble> what's appdata
#1555 [08:42] <TheBuilder> mr wibble
#1556 [08:42] <Zagoo30> go to ur start menu
#1557 [08:43] <Zagoo30> type run
#1558 [08:43] <TheBuilder> yeah and search run
#1559 [08:43] <TheBuilder> and %appdata%
#1560 [08:43] <Zagoo30> OR
#1561 [08:43] <Zagoo30> wibble
#1562 [08:43] <TheBuilder> bye
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#1564 [08:43] <Zagoo30> wibble
#1565 [08:44] <Zagoo30> wibble
#1566 [08:47] <mr_wibble> thankyou it worked I have only been trying to sort it for the last 6 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1567 [08:49] <tyteen4a03> Zagoo30: use ??> username win/reinst(/bat)
#1568 [08:49] <tyteen4a03> the bracket part is only needed if they don't seem to have any knowledge on computers
#1569 [08:49] <tyteen4a03> (which is a common case, but oh well)
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#1573 [08:52] <ModulusNode> Anyone here?
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#1575 [08:59] <severance> yes, ModulusNode
#1576 [08:59] <severance> a lot of people and other entities are here.
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#1579 [08:59] <mo> I am getting error Bad video drivers. Help please
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#1581 [09:00] <montezuma> hello
#1582 [09:00] <mo> hello
#1583 [09:00] <ComitteD> hello
#1584 [09:00] <mo> Error: Bade video drivers
#1585 [09:00] <mo> Bad video card drivers!
#1586 [09:00] <mo> what to do?
#1587 [09:01] <ModulusNode> i have a question regarding multi-worlds
#1588 [09:01] <mo> Anyone here to help???
#1589 [09:01] <ComitteD> I am
#1590 [09:01] <mo> Error : Bad video drivers. What to do?
#1591 [09:01] <ModulusNode> what is the approximate quantitive impact of running multiple worlds - considering the fact that minecraft is not yet multi-threaded?
#1592 [09:01] <mo> ComitteD
#1593 [09:02] <ComitteD> yes mo?
#1594 [09:02] <ComitteD> oh, ok, 1 sec
#1595 [09:02] <ComitteD> what video card do you have mo/
#1596 [09:03] <ComitteD> mo?
#1597 [09:03] <montezuma> I have a problem I achter Minecraft and I just said to play the User is not premium I what to do please help me thank you I'm french and I speak English poorly
#1598 [09:04] <montezuma> sorry:)
#1599 [09:04] <ComitteD> its ok
#1600 [09:05] <ComitteD> Quelle version de Minecraft avez-vous?
#1601 [09:05] <montezuma> beta
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#1603 [09:06] <peeves> hello
#1604 [09:06] <ComitteD> hello
#1605 [09:06] <montezuma> j'ai acheter le jeu y a 3heurs de temps avec un amis et ont peu pas jouer
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#1607 [09:07] <peeves> I have minecraft for my mac it runs fine but there is one problem there is no minecraft folder that allows me to add texture packs and mods
#1608 [09:08] <montezuma> y a quelqu’un ?
#1609 [09:08] <Guest12704> hello folks, is there a way to "download" a server`s world to be able to play it offline?
#1610 [09:08] <ComitteD> Avez-vous payé pour le jeu?
#1611 [09:08] <montezuma> comitted es ce que tu peu maider ?
#1612 [09:08] <montezuma> oui
#1613 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> peeves - There is, check your ~/library/application support/minecraft/texturepacks folder
#1614 [09:08] <GreyVulpine> Guest12704 - Not that I'm aware of
#1615 [09:09] <Guest12704> thanks for your help :)
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#1617 [09:09] <peeves> greyvulpine- i have it isn't there
#1618 [09:09] <Bazgracz> Hello, ugh, i waited 2 days and nothing. Money was taken from account but no mail was send to me, and im stressing. How long more i must wait for that?
#1619 [09:09] <ComitteD> When you start up minecraft, click options, force update and the login.
#1620 [09:10] <peeves> ok
#1621 [09:10] <montezuma> comitted es ce que je peu te parler en privé ?
#1622 [09:10] <ComitteD> ?
#1623 [09:10] <ComitteD> talk in private?
#1624 [09:10] <montezuma> sa w/ trop
#1625 [09:10] <xUnansweredx> Im having a problem where it keeps saying that my credit card has been disabled for 24 hours. I used 2 different cards and 2 different account names, still won't let me. Anyone know why thats happening?
#1626 [09:10] <montezuma> yes
#1627 [09:11] <Bazgracz> ugh, but there was writed, that transaction was sucesfull
#1628 [09:11] <ComitteD> whereoù voulez-vous parler?
#1629 [09:12] <Bazgracz> so i dont know what is going on, now. And i want punch trees.
#1630 [09:13] <montezuma> es ce que tu peu m'aider pour mon problème ?
#1631 [09:13] <montezuma> are what you just help me with my problem?
#1632 [09:13] <ComitteD> ?
#1633 [09:14] <montezuma> pour le jeu
#1634 [09:14] <peeves> my problem is still there there is no minecraft folder
#1635 [09:14] <ComitteD> oui
#1636 [09:14] <montezuma> ben je peu pas jouer
#1637 [09:14] <montezuma> et ont ma débité largent
#1638 [09:15] <ComitteD> Démarrer et cliquez sur Minecraft optins, la force mise à jour, puis connectez-vous
#1639 [09:15] <montezuma> sa ce trouve ou ?
#1640 [09:16] <ComitteD> ?
#1641 [09:16] <montezuma> c'est pas marquer sa
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#1643 [09:16] <ComitteD> just click force update
#1644 [09:17] <montezuma> alors je suis pas sur que j'ai downloade au bon endroit
#1645 [09:18] <montezuma> es ce que tu peu me donner un lien pour que je downloade le jeu please
#1646 [09:18] <ComitteD> Avez-vous le télécharger à partir minecraft.net?
#1647 [09:18] <montezuma> oui
#1648 [09:19] <montezuma> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#1649 [09:19] <montezuma> c'est bien sa ?
#1650 [09:19] <ComitteD> oui
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#1652 [09:19] <montezuma> ben alors je c pas
#1653 [09:20] <ComitteD> Avez-vous acheter un code cadeau?
#1654 [09:20] <montezuma> non
#1655 [09:20] <montezuma> le jeu directement
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#1657 [09:21] <montezuma> je voie pas de force update
#1658 [09:21] <Bazgracz> hey, so what i must do?
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#1660 [09:21] <Bazgracz> when money was taken from account, and i waited for few days and nothing happens
#1661 [09:21] <leaper> how do i get it installed after i buy the game
#1662 [09:22] <ComitteD> ajouté le jeu, vous devez acheter si pour environ 30 $
#1663 [09:22] <leaper> ?
#1664 [09:23] <montezuma> j'ai dejà acheter le jeu 15 e
#1665 [09:24] <leaper> ?
#1666 [09:25] <ComitteD> Je suggère allons avoir les forums Minecraft, et publiez votre problème que vous rencontrez.
#1667 [09:25] <Bazgracz> meh, please, help me someone. Where i must go? What to do? :/
#1668 [09:25] <montezuma> ou?
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#1670 [09:27] <yoshi> hello
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#1672 [09:29] <yoshi> nimand schreibt mit mir und dass soll hilfreich sein?
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#1675 [09:30] <montezuma> Bon ben merci quand méme Comitted bonne soirée bye
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#1678 [09:39] <rymate1234> ?? index
#1679 [09:39] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
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#1681 [09:39] <rymate1234> detailed, them
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#1683 [09:40] <USER_1> Can Someone Help Me In Seting Up Minecraft sever hosting
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#1687 [09:44] <generalm13> quick question is it possible to start minecraft with more memory via the EXE launcher?
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#1690 [09:50] <rymate1234> GeneralM13: yes
#1691 [09:51] <GeneralM13> via shortcut tags? or do i have to make a .bat? (i know about the -Xmx -Xms tags
#1692 [09:51] <GeneralM13> was wondering if i could use them as parameters
#1693 [09:54] <rymate1234> yeah, jut treat it like a jar
#1694 [09:56] <GeneralM13> doubt allocating 4GB to 32-bit java will help much huh?
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#1696 [09:56] <GeneralM13> it's bound to hit a limit if i do that prolly
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#1698 [09:56] <rymate1234> yeah, download 64 bit :P
#1699 [09:57] <GeneralM13> yeah, guess i'll manage without steam overlay
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#1701 [10:02] <references90> why am i marked as griefer i just registered and logged in and after 10 seconds i was kicked?
#1702 [10:02] <references90> I tried to come back and ask why but that dude just kept kicking me
#1703 [10:03] <references90> is this the right place to ask?
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#1709 [10:11] <mib_sokfyz> the game is dead laggy and it will not let me create tools :( . what should i do?
#1710 [10:11] <murdrums> buy a better computer
#1711 [10:11] <TheBuilder> if your in a server]
#1712 [10:11] <TheBuilder> maybe its the server
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#1715 [10:11] <mib_sokfyz> how do i change servers
#1716 [10:12] <mib_sokfyz> ???^^^
#1717 [10:13] <mib_v6yx99> hey guys, i just tryed to install minecraft but keep getting error: "Could not create the java virtual machine." anyone know what the problem could be? i just reinstalled java
#1718 [10:15] <TheBuilder> are u playing multiplayer
#1719 [10:15] * mr_trousers [mr_trousers@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1720 [10:15] <TheBuilder> or single player?
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#1722 [10:17] <rymate1234> ...
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#1724 [10:18] <Buster> Hey
#1725 [10:18] <rymate1234> Ohai!
#1726 [10:18] <mib_sokfyz> hi
#1727 [10:18] <Buster> I need help
#1728 [10:18] <rymate1234> realy?
#1729 [10:18] <Buster> Yeah
#1730 [10:18] <Buster> :)
#1731 [10:18] <rymate1234> ?? ask
#1732 [10:18] <mib_sokfyz> lol
#1733 [10:18] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1734 [10:18] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1735 [10:18] <rymate1234> :P
#1736 [10:19] <Buster> :P
#1737 [10:19] <Buster> Ok
#1738 [10:19] <mib_sokfyz> ow do u change servers on minecraft
#1739 [10:19] <Buster> I just bought MC and I keep getting an error message telling me to update my video card drivers and I did and it wont work
#1740 [10:20] <Buster> ?
#1741 [10:20] <Buster> Hello?
#1742 [10:21] <mib_v6yx99> I just tryed to install minecraft but keep getting error: "Could not create the java virtual machine." anyone know what the problem could be please? i have just reinstalled java
#1743 [10:21] <Buster> Idk
#1744 [10:21] <Buster> Is someone going to help me?
#1745 [10:21] <rymate1234> mib_sokfyz: quit the server and go on singleplayer... :P
#1746 [10:22] <Buster> VOXEL
#1747 [10:22] <Buster> HELP
#1748 [10:22] <Buster> Seriously
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#1750 [10:22] <Buster> Or Im going to get other help
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#1752 [10:23] <Bazgracz> So now, can help me someone? i asked for help but no one interested.
#1753 [10:23] <Buster> OMG
#1754 [10:23] <Buster> Ikr
#1755 [10:23] <Buster> Please somone help me
#1756 [10:23] <rymate1234> Buster: VoxelHead is a bot
#1757 [10:23] <Buster> I know
#1758 [10:24] <rymate1234> ??> Buster win/pixelformat
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#1760 [10:24] <Buster> What?
#1761 [10:24] <rymate1234> ??> Buster win/dxdiag
#1762 [10:24] <VoxelHead> Buster: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1763 [10:24] <VoxelHead> Buster: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1764 [10:24] <skippydippy> everytime i try to connect to a server it comes up with failed to connect what do i do ??
#1765 [10:24] <rymate1234> skippydippy: whats your minecraft username?
#1766 [10:25] <skippydippy> who ??
#1767 [10:25] <Bazgracz> duh...im ignored again:|
#1768 [10:25] <rymate1234> your username
#1769 [10:25] <mib_v6yx99> guess none can help me, to bad :/
#1770 [10:25] <rymate1234> ?? patiene
#1771 [10:25] <rymate1234> ?? patience
#1772 [10:25] <skippydippy> its bilzaboii39 why ??
#1773 [10:26] <rymate1234> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
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#1775 [10:26] <skippydippy> so can you help me ??
#1776 [10:26] <ballard47> What do you do to get past error #2 java.util.PropertyPermision user.home
#1777 [10:26] <Bazgracz> i wait, but please, just write that you cant now
#1778 [10:29] <rymate1234> skippydippy: goto start>run and type in dxdiag
#1779 [10:29] <rymate1234> let that run through, and save all the information to the desktop
#1780 [10:30] <ballard47> are you talking to me rymate1234
#1781 [10:30] <Buster> http://pastebin.com/ra1Kt0fX
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#1783 [10:30] <Buster> Ry
#1784 [10:30] <Buster> I put it in
#1785 [10:30] <Buster> http://pastebin.com/ra1Kt0fX
#1786 [10:31] <Buster> Helllo?????
#1787 [10:31] <rymate1234> thanks :D
#1788 [10:31] <Buster> Ok
#1789 [10:31] <Buster> So are you helping
#1790 [10:31] <Buster> Or saying thanks to somone else?
#1791 [10:32] <mib_v6yx99> this is a waste of time, to bad
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#1793 [10:32] <clcokworkbuddah> i know everyone is busy, and im sure you see this alot. I cant seem to download the client
#1794 [10:32] <Buster> RYMATE1234!
#1795 [10:32] <Buster> TALK TO ME
#1796 [10:32] <rymate1234> Buster: http://driverscollection.com/?H=IdeaCentre%20K300&By=Lenovo <-- graphics drivers should be here :)
#1797 [10:34] <ballard47> can someone help me please. my game failed to launch. how do i get it to launch.
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#1799 [10:35] <rymate1234> ballard47: can you expand on that. any errors?
#1800 [10:35] <Randomage> Hi, is this a right place to ask for help with redstone circuitry?
#1801 [10:35] <rymate1234> No
#1802 [10:35] <rymate1234> Thats more suited for #minecraft
#1803 [10:35] <Randomage> Apparently that's a channel for discussing DDR ram.
#1804 [10:35] <rymate1234> Lol
#1805 [10:35] <rymate1234> They talk about random stuff
#1806 [10:35] <Randomage> thought #mcchatter was for off topic stuff.
#1807 [10:36] <rymate1234> Shhhh!
#1808 [10:36] <Sin|Away> randomage: IRC is for off-topic chatter
#1809 [10:36] <rymate1234> Thats the secret hideout!
#1810 [10:36] <skippydippy> everytime i try to join a server it says failed to connect what do i do ??
#1811 [10:36] <clcokworkbuddah> my file says it cant verify the publisher, and im not sure what to use to open it
#1812 [10:36] <Randomage> Still, is there somewhere where I can find ppl interested in minecraft?
#1813 [10:36] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Try a server that's actually up
#1814 [10:36] <ballard47> error 2 java.util.Property/Permission user.home
#1815 [10:37] <Randomage> um, bump?
#1816 [10:37] <skippydippy> its is up its my friends one they can join it but i cant
#1817 [10:37] <GreyVulpine> Then they didn't set it up correctly skippydippy
#1818 [10:37] <ballard47> rymate1234 do you know that error
#1819 [10:38] <rymate1234> ballard47: that looks like a bukkti thing
#1820 [10:38] <skippydippy> but how comes they can join it then ??
#1821 [10:38] <ballard47> ?
#1822 [10:38] <rymate1234> ballard47: is that with client or server?
#1823 [10:38] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - They're probably joining with a computer that's in the same house as the server?
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#1825 [10:38] <ballard47> client
#1826 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> ballard47 - What operating system are you on?
#1827 [10:39] <skippydippy> oh yeah ok then so what do they need to do so i can join ??
#1828 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Tell them to port forward.
#1829 [10:39] <ballard47> mac on safari
#1830 [10:39] <skippydippy> ok what about if they have done that ??
#1831 [10:39] <GreyVulpine> ballard47 - Do you know if you're on an administrator account?
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#1833 [10:40] <ballard47> no
#1834 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - If they set it up correctly, then you need to use the right IP
#1835 [10:40] <skippydippy> ok then thank you i'll go check
#1836 [10:40] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Try the server, smp.shadow-craft.net -- if that works, your friend's server isn't set up correctly
#1837 [10:41] <ballard47> what do i do
#1838 [10:41] <Calinou> people keep advertising that server...
#1839 [10:42] <Calinou> server is lucky ;P
#1840 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> We have an understanding with the admin of that server.
#1841 [10:42] <Calinou> kay
#1842 [10:42] <GreyVulpine> ballard47 - Could you try minecraft with an account that's an admin on your comptuer?
#1843 [10:43] <ballard47> whats an admin
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#1845 [10:44] <GreyVulpine> Administrator?
#1846 [10:44] <TheWolf> Hey, if anyone could help me I'd appreciate it.
#1847 [10:44] <TheWolf> :U
#1848 [10:44] <ballard47> is administartor a setting?
#1849 [10:45] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - Only if you tell us your problem. My telepathic capabilities are sorely lacking
#1850 [10:45] <TheWolf> Okay haha
#1851 [10:45] <GreyVulpine> ballard47 - It's an account setting
#1852 [10:45] <TheWolf> Well what happens is when I try to log into a server that I've been playing on for quite some time now
#1853 [10:45] <TheWolf> I'll log in as normal for a half second, then the screen turns the color of the sky.
#1854 [10:46] <TheWolf> Then the black window shows up, and it flashes an error report, it does not let me read it.
#1855 [10:46] <TheWolf> And it does not create an error log.
#1856 [10:46] <ballard47> how do i set that up?
#1857 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> ballard47 - Don't know, don't use a mac
#1858 [10:46] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - Have you tried other servers?
#1859 [10:47] <TheWolf> Yeah, it's only this server.
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#1861 [10:47] <OzSteve> anyone awake out there?
#1862 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - Could be a connection problem on their end, do you know if anybody else is experiencing the same problem on that server?
#1863 [10:48] <TheWolf> I've talked to other members on the server via facebook, and they all say they don't have any problems logging in.
#1864 [10:48] <ballard47> does anyone here know how to get the admin on a mac?
#1865 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - If it's just limited to yourself, I suspect a player profile problem on their end
#1866 [10:48] <TheWolf> Is there anything I can tell the admin what to do?
#1867 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - Have them delete/move your playername.dat file from the server's world/players folder to test
#1868 [10:48] <Morrolan> ballard47: http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?path=Mac/10.5/en/8229.html
#1869 [10:48] <TheWolf> That's it?
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#1871 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> TheWolf - It it's a player profile problem, moving the file out will reset your profile which contains intenvtory and position data
#1872 [10:49] <TheWolf> Alright, thank you!
#1873 [10:49] <Morrolan> ballard47: So you'd have to login with an existing admin account, then you could either create a new one, or use the existing one to try whatever you'd like to try.
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#1875 [10:50] <Morrolan> ballard47: If you don't know the password of the existing admin account you'd have to ask whoever installed the mac for you.
#1876 [10:50] <ballard47> thank you i'll try that.
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#1878 [10:50] <vampmire> hello
#1879 [10:50] <OzSteve> Is this an appropriate place to ask for help with mods?
#1880 [10:51] <Morrolan> OzSteve: Well, if you'd like to know how to get rid of them, yes. If you need help, rather not.
#1881 [10:51] <Bazgracz> Hm, then again, there is someone free to help now?
#1882 [10:51] <Morrolan> OzSteve: For general modhelp you could ask in #risucraft, for help with the aethermod in #aethermod
#1883 [10:51] <OzSteve> thanks morrolan
#1884 [10:51] <Morrolan> Bazgracz: Just ask your question and you'll see if someone knows an answer. :)
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#1886 [10:54] <vampmire> my minecraft wordls wont show on the menu but i have the worlds saves in the save file
#1887 [10:54] <Morrolan> ??> vampmire nullsave
#1888 [10:54] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#1889 [10:54] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#1890 [10:54] <Bazgracz> I buyed few days ago minecraft by mastercard, not giftcode. And from that time i dont get any mail, but money was taken from my account, and on minecraft.net where i buyed game, there was writed that transaction is succesfull so i was happy, but nothing happened for that few days and my account isnt updated. I checked if i dont have gift code but i dont have
#1891 [10:54] <Morrolan> Try VoxelHead's instructions, vampmire. Has been known to fix your issue.
#1892 [10:55] <Morrolan> Bazgracz: Ok. Go to www.minecraft.net/support -> Account -> Premium -> "I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular". Then fill out the form, Bazgracz.
#1893 [10:56] * Morrolan pokes GreyVulpine
#1893 [10:56] <GreyVulpine> Ow
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#1895 [10:56] <Bazgracz> Thanks Morrolan, im gonna do this
#1896 [10:56] <Morrolan> Could you add a FAQ entry for that? Both, 'account' and 'accounts' aren't really specific on what to do on the support page.
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#1899 [10:57] <Morrolan> Also, 'payment' tells them to write an e-mail. Is this preferred over using the support page?
#1900 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> No it isn't
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#1902 [10:57] <Morrolan> Ok, in this case a new FAQ entry and an updated 'payment' entry would be nice. :)
#1903 [10:57] <Morrolan> Or just update one of the existing ones.
#1904 [10:58] <Morrolan> ??< premium
#1905 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#1906 [10:58] <skippydippy> would i need download the multiplaer software ??
#1907 [10:58] <Morrolan> Nah, that's not it either.
#1908 [10:58] <g> ??>> Sungod win/reinst
#1909 [10:58] <Morrolan> skippydippy: Uh, for what?
#1910 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Only if you're hosting the server yourself
#1911 [10:58] <Morrolan> skippydippy: If you'd like to host a server? Yes. IF you just want to play multiplayer? No.
#1912 [10:58] <skippydippy> to play on servers ??
#1913 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - No
#1914 [10:59] <skippydippy> ok then thank you
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#1919 [11:22] <EstJoel> hello?
#1920 [11:23] <TheNoodle> Evening.
#1921 [11:24] <rymate1234> EstJoel: Ohai!
#1922 [11:24] <EstJoel> im new to this here, can u help?
#1923 [11:24] <TheNoodle> No idea, what's your problem?
#1924 [11:25] <EstJoel> in minecraft?
#1925 [11:25] <rymate1234> We ca help!
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#1927 [11:25] <rymate1234> Just ask
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#1929 [11:26] <EstJoel> I can't play in the browser on minecraft.net
#1930 [11:26] <EstJoel> a black screen appeares
#1931 [11:27] <TheNoodle> You mean when trying to play minecraft beta in the browser?
#1932 [11:27] <EstJoel> yes
#1933 [11:27] <TheNoodle> Is there any particular reason you are using the browser version?
#1934 [11:28] <EstJoel> yes, my downloaded beta version is crashing every 3 mins leaving a hs_err_pid file on my desktop,
#1935 [11:28] <EstJoel> and I thought it might not crash in browser
#1936 [11:29] <TheNoodle> Okay, what browser are you using?
#1937 [11:30] <EstJoel> explorer
#1938 [11:30] <TheNoodle> Don't. Install either Google Chrome or Firefox.
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#1940 [11:30] <severance> black screen is probably drivers
#1941 [11:31] <severance> also, that ^
#1942 [11:31] <EstJoel> why not explorer?
#1943 [11:31] <TheNytangel> I told TheNoodle, but he just ignored my notice >.>
#1944 [11:31] <EstJoel> what's wrong with that?
#1945 [11:31] <woody> hi bought the game last thursday, but it won't let me log in
#1946 [11:31] <severance> EstJoel many reasons. One of them - the company that made explorer has a long history of being incompetent.
#1947 [11:32] <severance> very, very dangerously incompetent.
#1948 [11:32] <TheNoodle> Thenytangel, Sorry, it went to another channel, all that happened was I got somewhat confused.
#1949 [11:33] <EstJoel> ok? I need a dictionary for incompetent :P
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#1951 [11:33] <severance> translate.google.com
#1952 [11:34] <EstJoel> i did that but it gave me more foreign words xD
#1953 [11:34] <severance> what's your native language ?
#1954 [11:34] <EstJoel> estonian
#1955 [11:35] <severance> @_@
#1956 [11:35] <severance> I see
#1957 [11:35] <severance> anyway
#1958 [11:35] <severance> install better browser, install proper java, update video drivers
#1959 [11:35] <severance> come back if it still doesn't work
#1960 [11:36] <EstJoel> i have my java up-to-date and I think my driver too
#1961 [11:37] <EstJoel> ok, thanks
#1962 [11:37] <xorcon> Please I would like to help with problem.A that is when I play Minecraft and signing appears to me Mojang picture but black screen and then I write some problem.Please help me.
#1963 [11:41] <rymate1234> EstJoel: Have you installed any mods?
#1964 [11:42] <EstJoel> yes
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#1966 [11:42] <EstJoel> why?
#1967 [11:42] <hawkster97> why cant i find royal kingdom?
#1968 [11:43] <hawkster97> it was up earlier and it is never down
#1969 [11:43] <hawkster97> it is 24/7
#1970 [11:43] <EstJoel> what's royal kingdom?
#1971 [11:43] <EstJoel> a server?
#1972 [11:43] <hawkster97> it is one of the servers in the old/original multiplayer minecraft
#1973 [11:43] <rymate1234> EstJoel: The mod may be causing all your issues
#1974 [11:43] <hawkster97> it was also really lagging today too
#1975 [11:44] <rymate1234> Go onto th minecraft launcher and force update it
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#1977 [11:44] <hawkster97> how do i do that
#1978 [11:44] <EstJoel> do you mean the in browser ones or the hs_err_pid?
#1979 [11:44] <hawkster97> what?
#1980 [11:44] <hawkster97> i dont have the payed game i have free
#1981 [11:44] <rymate1234> EstJoel: In the minecraft launcher (downloaded) login screen, click options then force update. Then login :)
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#1983 [11:46] <EstJoel> I don't want to get rid of my mods and the problems were before I installed any!
#1984 [11:46] <dc361117> hello iv bought minecraft 2 days ago and it still hasn't sent me the email any suggestions
#1985 [11:46] <rymate1234> dc361117: it doesn't send an email :P
#1986 [11:48] <EstJoel> still, a black screen even in firefox...
#1987 [11:48] <dc361117> it said that the purchase was complete and when i tried to log in it said user not premium
#1988 [11:48] <Sin|Away> EstJoel mods don't work in the browser version
#1989 [11:48] <rymate1234> EstJoel: the browser version hates mods
#1990 [11:49] <EstJoel> oh...
#1991 [11:49] <Sin|Away> dc361117 username?
#1992 [11:49] <dc361117> LiB_ASSASSIN
#1993 [11:49] <Sin|Away> !paid LiB_ASSASSIN
#1994 [11:49] <rymate1234> !paid Rymate1234
#1995 [11:49] <Sin|Away> I'd wait through today, may take a bit to process your account as paid
#1996 [11:49] <rymate1234> !paid Herobrine
#1997 [11:50] <Sin|Away> did the amount come off your card yet?
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#1999 [11:50] <dc361117> ok thanks
#2000 [11:50] <EstJoel> do texture packs also cause a black screen in browesr?
#2001 [11:50] <EstJoel> browser*
#2002 [11:51] <Sin|Away> EstJoel depends on which pack it is, I'd guess
#2003 [11:51] <EstJoel> dokucraft?
#2004 [11:51] <Sin|Away> EstJoel if it needs a patcher it probably doesn't work in browser
#2005 [11:51] <rymate1234> what resolution
#2006 [11:51] <EstJoel> umm... wait
#2007 [11:52] <EstJoel> not sure
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#2009 [11:53] <Graversimen_phone> Hi
#2010 [11:53] <Sin|Away> EstJoel you could try setting the options.txt skin entry to default
#2011 [11:53] <EstJoel> I think it is 32x32 so HD
#2012 [11:53] <Graversimen_phone> 42
#2013 [11:53] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#2014 [11:54] <Graversimen_phone> 32x32 is not hd
#2015 [11:54] <EstJoel> in minecraft some ppl call it hd
#2016 [11:54] <Sin|Away> Graversimen_phone for a texture pack it is
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#2018 [11:54] <Graversimen_phone> No
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#2021 [11:55] <Sin|Away> since the default res is 16x16
#2022 [11:55] <Graversimen_phone> Yeah
#2023 [11:55] <mib_7qzq07> the classic wont load on my com
#2024 [11:55] <Graversimen_phone> YouTube has 320p as normal
#2025 [11:56] <Sin|Away> so the default SD for the game is 16x16, therefor anything higher is HD or Hi-Res
#2026 [11:56] <EstJoel> where is the skin.txt? %appdata%/roaming/.minecraft/bin?
#2027 [11:56] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#2028 [11:56] <Sin|Away> Graversimen_phone if you don't understand the subject you probably should hold back your 2 cents :P
#2029 [11:56] <Graversimen_phone> ??
#2030 [11:56] <Sin|Away> indeed
#2031 [11:56] <Graversimen_phone> Its free
#2032 [11:56] <Graversimen_phone> Im
#2033 [11:56] <mib_7qzq07> HEY i need help
#2034 [11:57] <Sin|Away> EstJoel options.txt is the file you want to go into, it's in .minecraft
#2035 [11:57] <Graversimen_phone> On my routers network
#2036 [11:57] <cornox> Please I would like to help with problems when you subscribe to Minecraft (on my account) so I do not appear Mojang picture but black screen and then I will ram with writing problemi.Please help me
#2037 [11:57] <Sin|Away> cornox can you state your issue a bit more clearly?
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#2039 [11:58] <Graversimen_phone> Yes xD
#2040 [11:58] <rymate1234> Graversimen_phone: lol
#2041 [11:58] <Graversimen_phone> WT
#2042 [11:58] <Graversimen_phone> What*
#2043 [11:58] <Graversimen_phone> Why u green
#2044 [11:58] <Graversimen_phone> :P
#2045 [11:58] <rymate1234> Why are YOU greeen
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#2047 [11:59] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#2048 [11:59] <Sin|Away> est skin:[whatever is here] > skin:default
#2049 [11:59] <cardshark22> is this an actual help page - _ -
#2050 [11:59] <EstJoel> I know, I did it...
#2051 [12:00] <Graversimen_phone> Awas yeah
#2052 [12:00] <Graversimen_phone> Awww*
#2053 [12:00] <cardshark22> ...
#2054 [12:00] <Graversimen_phone> I just woke up ;P
#2055 [12:00] <EstJoel> has anyone here the hs_err_pid problem?
#2056 [12:00] <Graversimen_phone> 6pm
#2057 [12:01] <Graversimen_phone> Modloader
#2058 [12:01] <cardshark22> no
#2059 [12:01] <Graversimen_phone> Or java
#2060 [12:01] <Graversimen_phone> :p
#2061 [12:01] <mib_7qzq07> cmon people classic minecraft wont load my logo and progress bar?! why is this happening???
#2062 [12:01] <dc361117> sorry for slow reply, just check and no the amount for my payment has not posted yet
#2063 [12:01] <cardshark22> my problem is the update will not finish
#2064 [12:02] <cardshark22> it says done
#2065 [12:02] <cardshark22> but wont finish
#2066 [12:02] <Graversimen_phone> Sounds like mod install
#2067 [12:02] <cornox> When I log in place mojang me a black screen and the frame with a written problem
#2068 [12:02] <Graversimen_phone> And forgot meta-inf
#2069 [12:02] <cardshark22> mod install?
#2070 [12:02] <Graversimen_phone> XD
#2071 [12:02] <Graversimen_phone> Idk
#2072 [12:02] <mib_7qzq07> cmon people classic minecraft wont load my logo and progress bar?! why is this happening???HHEEYY!!!!!!!!!
#2073 [12:02] <Sin|Away> cornox what OS are you on?
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#2075 [12:03] <Graversimen_phone> Min guy
#2076 [12:03] <Graversimen_phone> Mib*
#2077 [12:03] <Graversimen_phone> Which os
#2078 [12:03] <mib_7qzq07> wuts that?
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#2080 [12:03] <cardshark22> i really would appreciate some help here - _ -
#2081 [12:03] <Graversimen_phone> Wins
#2082 [12:03] <mib_7qzq07> im newbie
#2083 [12:03] <Graversimen_phone> Windows
#2084 [12:04] <Graversimen_phone> Mac
#2085 [12:04] <mib_7qzq07> huh
#2086 [12:04] <Graversimen_phone> Linux
#2087 [12:04] <Sin|Away> cardshark22 what OS are you on?
#2088 [12:04] <Graversimen_phone> What :P
#2089 [12:04] <cardshark22> windows vista
#2090 [12:04] <Sin|Away> ??> cardshark22 win/reinst/bat
#2091 [12:04] <cardshark22> or xp
#2092 [12:04] <VoxelHead> cardshark22: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2093 [12:04] <VoxelHead> cardshark22: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2094 [12:04] <mib_7qzq07> kk
#2095 [12:04] <Sin|Away> after that try to run minecraft again
#2096 [12:04] <mib_7qzq07> windows XP
#2097 [12:04] <cardshark22> k thanks
#2098 [12:04] <Graversimen_phone> Ok
#2099 [12:05] <Calinou> Graversimen_phone: last time I seen a linux guy except myself, at least 1 week ago :(
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#2101 [12:05] <Graversimen_phone> U know how to open run?
#2102 [12:05] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
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#2104 [12:05] <Graversimen_phone> Yes or no?
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#2106 [12:06] <Sin|Away> Graversimen_phone what is your native language?
#2107 [12:06] <mib_7qzq07> yes
#2108 [12:06] <cardshark22> where did my minecraft go?
#2109 [12:06] <Graversimen_phone> Norwegian FTW
#2110 [12:06] <Graversimen_phone> :D
#2111 [12:06] <Graversimen_phone> Ok
#2112 [12:06] <cardshark22> VOXEL
#2113 [12:07] <Graversimen_phone> Open run
#2114 [12:07] <cardshark22> ?
#2115 [12:07] <Sin|Away> ah ok. Like the Flag :)
#2116 [12:07] <mib_7qzq07> k
#2117 [12:07] <Sin|Away> cardshark22 did you try running it again yet? (via the exe)
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#2119 [12:07] <Graversimen_phone> Then type in %temp%
#2120 [12:07] <cardshark22> where
#2121 [12:08] <Graversimen_phone> Then enter :P
#2122 [12:08] <cardshark22> seriously
#2123 [12:08] <mib_7qzq07> k
#2124 [12:08] <mib_7qzq07> k
#2125 [12:09] <Sin|Away> what do you mean where, cardshark22 you're not giving enough info for me to effectively help
#2126 [12:09] <Graversimen_phone> Then scroll down to u find www.monetary.net
#2127 [12:09] <Graversimen_phone> Minecraft
#2128 [12:09] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#2129 [12:09] <Graversimen_phone> Autocorrector
#2130 [12:09] <Graversimen_phone> XD
#2131 [12:09] <megaburger> i have a problem i bought this game today 15 mins ago but if i try to collect stone or other things like coal and stuff thet dony drop it can someone help me?
#2132 [12:10] <Graversimen_phone> Wtf
#2133 [12:10] <cardshark22> im saying, where do i find the area to type all this stuff in
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#2135 [12:10] <mib_7qzq07> not there
#2136 [12:10] <Sin|Away> cardshark22 there was nothing to type in, just download that file VoxelHead told you to, run it, then run minecraft
#2137 [12:10] <Sin|Away> ??> cardshark22 win/reinst/bat
#2138 [12:10] <VoxelHead> cardshark22: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2139 [12:10] <VoxelHead> cardshark22: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2140 [12:11] <Graversimen_phone> Ok then search for monetary.net
#2141 [12:11] <cornox> When I log in place mojang me a black screen and the frame with a written problem
#2142 [12:11] <Graversimen_phone> Minecraft
#2143 [12:11] <Graversimen_phone> ...
#2144 [12:11] <cardshark22> what is the (win/reinst/bat) thing?
#2145 [12:11] <Sin|Away> cornox we don't understand what you've typed in here repeatedly
#2146 [12:11] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#2147 [12:12] <Sin|Away> cardshark22 that's the description of a triger I typed to VoxelHead so the bot would help you.
#2148 [12:12] <Sin|Away> trigger*
#2149 [12:12] <mib_7qzq07> kk i got it
#2150 [12:12] <cardshark22> ok
#2151 [12:12] <Graversimen_phone> Delete that :P
#2152 [12:12] <mib_7qzq07> me?
#2153 [12:12] <Graversimen_phone> Yeah
#2154 [12:12] <mib_7qzq07> kk
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#2156 [12:13] <cardshark22> ok, i did that. now where is my minecraft?
#2157 [12:13] <Graversimen_phone> Then try monetary again
#2158 [12:13] <Sin|Away> cardshark where has it always been when you started it?
#2159 [12:14] <cardshark22> either on my desktop or in the browser
#2160 [12:14] <tjmack> minecraft will not open anymore - i have a mac and recently upgraded my Java (which i cannot undo) HELP!
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#2162 [12:14] <cardshark22> browser = googlechrome if that helps
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#2164 [12:14] <mib_7qzq07> its still there
#2165 [12:14] <Morrowgamer> hello
#2166 [12:15] <tjmack> I tried chrome and safari and firefox
#2167 [12:15] <tjmack> none work but regardless want to play it from the installed version not in a browser
#2168 [12:15] <magic> when i start to play it says error
#2169 [12:15] <mib_7qzq07> me 2
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#2171 [12:15] <cardshark22> im not an admin, im one that needs help
#2172 [12:16] <EstJoel> hi again
#2173 [12:16] <Graversimen_phone> I Wont help more
#2174 [12:16] <mib_7qzq07> y
#2175 [12:16] <Graversimen_phone> From my phone :P
#2176 [12:16] <cardshark22> and like i said i dont know where to recover my minecraft
#2177 [12:16] <Sin|Away> cardshark22 try running it from the desktop shortcut then
#2178 [12:16] <mib_7qzq07> lol
#2179 [12:16] <cardshark22> it isnt there
#2180 [12:17] <EstJoel> is it possible to put a seed to a multiplayer server?
#2181 [12:17] <Graversimen_phone> Yes
#2182 [12:18] <cardshark22> it works now, thanks sin
#2183 [12:18] <Sin|Away> yw cardshark22
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#2185 [12:19] <cornox> When connected to the picture instead Mojang so let me see the frame and there I have written something
#2186 [12:19] <Graversimen_phone> WTF
#2187 [12:20] <cexpanther> hi there, was wondering if there is someone who can private message me regarding minecraft crashing mid game.
#2188 [12:20] <Graversimen_phone> My browser dint work !!!!!!!!
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#2190 [12:21] <Graversimen_phone> Doesnt*
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#2192 [12:21] <mib_7qzq07> it still dont work
#2193 [12:22] <Graversimen_phone> Bye
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#2195 [12:22] <Graversimen> but now im here :P
#2196 [12:23] <Graversimen> much easier to talk :D :D
#2197 [12:23] <Graversimen> omfg
#2198 [12:24] <Graversimen> less than 2 weeks to school starts!!!
#2199 [12:24] <mib_7qzq07> 4 me 3 weeks
#2200 [12:24] <mib_7qzq07> lol haha
#2201 [12:24] <Graversimen> lol
#2202 [12:24] <Graversimen> ill check how many days
#2203 [12:24] <TheNoodle> Summer is nearly over? :D
#2204 [12:25] <mib_7qzq07> kk how do you load your logo and progress bar??
#2205 [12:25] <Graversimen> what you mean
#2206 [12:25] <mib_7qzq07> mine craft wont le me play inless i do
#2207 [12:25] <Graversimen> wtf
#2208 [12:25] <Graversimen> :S
#2209 [12:25] <mib_7qzq07> it says error
#2210 [12:25] <Graversimen> do you have teamviewer?
#2211 [12:26] <mib_7qzq07> wuts that
#2212 [12:26] <mib_7qzq07> lol
#2213 [12:26] <Graversimen> ??> mib_7qzq07 teamviewer
#2214 [12:26] <VoxelHead> mib_7qzq07: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2215 [12:26] <VoxelHead> mib_7qzq07: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2216 [12:26] <mib_7qzq07> no
#2217 [12:26] <mib_7qzq07> srry
#2218 [12:26] <Graversimen> :(
#2219 [12:27] <Graversimen> so you dont want help?
#2220 [12:27] <mib_7qzq07> id o but i dont have it
#2221 [12:27] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, just walk him through it
#2222 [12:27] <mib_7qzq07> yay!!
#2223 [12:27] <mib_7qzq07> mabe?
#2224 [12:27] <mib_7qzq07> lol
#2225 [12:27] <Graversimen> thats very hard when i cant see how it looks like
#2226 [12:27] <Graversimen> and like when it happens
#2227 [12:28] <TheNytangel> Then tell him to take a screenshot
#2228 [12:28] <Graversimen> then he must take many screenshots
#2229 [12:28] <Graversimen> lol
#2230 [12:28] <TheNytangel> And?
#2231 [12:28] <Graversimen> mib_7qzq07 doesnt trust me :'( :'(
#2232 [12:28] <TheNytangel> Who would..
#2233 [12:28] <mib_7qzq07> i dont no how to take a screenshot
#2234 [12:28] <Graversimen> about 100 people
#2235 [12:29] <Graversimen> i have teamviewed about 100 different people
#2236 [12:29] <mib_7qzq07> lol im srry dont have it
#2237 [12:29] <Graversimen> ??
#2238 [12:29] <Graversimen> thats why it was link in the message
#2239 [12:29] <mib_7qzq07> and also its not my computer
#2240 [12:29] <Graversimen> :O
#2241 [12:29] <mib_7qzq07> lol
#2242 [12:30] <Graversimen> you are the 5th guy who isnt on their own pc
#2243 [12:30] <Graversimen> whos pc is it then?
#2244 [12:30] <mib_7qzq07> my gmas
#2245 [12:30] <Graversimen> gmas ?????
#2246 [12:30] <mib_7qzq07> lo
#2247 [12:31] <Graversimen> is it your grandmas pc? :P
#2248 [12:31] <mib_7qzq07> mine doesnt have internaet acess
#2249 [12:31] <Graversimen> :O :O :O
#2250 [12:31] <mib_7qzq07> yes
#2251 [12:31] <mib_7qzq07> loll
#2252 [12:31] <Graversimen> so you are at your grandmas house?
#2253 [12:31] <Graversimen> :P
#2254 [12:31] <mib_7qzq07> yeah?? (your not a stalker)
#2255 [12:32] <Graversimen> i am a stalker >:D
#2256 [12:32] <mib_7qzq07> lol
#2257 [12:32] <Graversimen> lol jk :P
#2258 [12:32] <Graversimen> is it in city or like, away from city :P
#2259 [12:32] <mib_7qzq07> kinda like both ish no
#2260 [12:33] <mib_7qzq07> y do u want to no???>,>
#2261 [12:33] <Graversimen> so its like neighbourhoods with much trees ? :P :P
#2262 [12:33] <mib_7qzq07> lol
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#2264 [12:34] <mib_7qzq07> g2g
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#2266 [12:34] <mib_7qzq07> bi
#2267 [12:34] <Bazgracz> um, i checked again my payment card account, and there isnt any trasaction
#2268 [12:34] <Graversimen> when did you buy?
#2269 [12:34] <Bazgracz> i payed mastercard
#2270 [12:34] <Bazgracz> friday
#2271 [12:35] <Graversimen> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2272 [12:35] <Graversimen> omg
#2273 [12:35] <Graversimen> poor you :(
#2274 [12:35] <Bazgracz> and so, my money are back and i dont know
#2275 [12:35] <Bazgracz> buy or not buy
#2276 [12:35] <Graversimen> have you sent email ?
#2277 [12:35] <Bazgracz> nope
#2278 [12:35] <Graversimen> then do :P
#2279 [12:35] <Graversimen> ??> Bazgracz payment
#2280 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Bazgracz: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2281 [12:35] <VoxelHead> Bazgracz: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#2282 [12:36] <Graversimen> If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com.
#2283 [12:36] <Graversimen> :P
#2284 [12:36] <Guest88813> im trying to play the free version but it keeps saying pixel format not accelerated
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#2286 [12:36] <Bazgracz> but i dont have transaction id, and my moneys are back
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#2288 [12:36] <Graversimen> ??> Guest88813 error/pixelformat
#2289 [12:36] <VoxelHead> Guest88813: (error/pixelformat) Bad video card drivers! ... org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
#2290 [12:36] <VoxelHead> Guest88813: (error/pixelformat) This error message occurs when minecraft can't find graphics drivers with which it can render the game. Caused by improperly installed or missing video drivers. Installing or reinstalling your video drivers usually fixes this problem.
#2291 [12:36] <stonewall367> hey can any one help me install a mod
#2292 [12:36] <Bazgracz> and so i dont know if i wait some more then my money are gonna go. I dont wanna two premium accounts:p
#2293 [12:37] <Graversimen> no, go to #risucraft or pm me :D
#2294 [12:37] <Graversimen> but i only do teamviewer :P
#2295 [12:37] <Graversimen> Bazgracz since it came back
#2296 [12:37] <Guest88813> where can i do that at?
#2297 [12:37] <Graversimen> i think it got denied :P
#2298 [12:37] <Guest88813> on my computer i mean
#2299 [12:38] <Graversimen> hm
#2300 [12:38] <Graversimen> i wish GreyVupline was here now :(
#2301 [12:38] <Graversimen> GreyVulpine *
#2302 [12:38] <stonewall367> so can any one help with mods i think i have all the apps just dont know wat to do from there
#2303 [12:38] <Graversimen> apps ?????
#2304 [12:38] <Graversimen> wtf
#2305 [12:39] <Graversimen> :P
#2306 [12:39] <Bazgracz> hm, im stressed about it:P but i wanna so much punch trees. This is not funny:/
#2307 [12:39] <stonewall367> yeah like i went to utube and they made me install apps to do it
#2308 [12:39] <Graversimen> wtf
#2309 [12:39] <Graversimen> what apps was that
#2310 [12:39] <stonewall367> there is five
#2311 [12:39] <Graversimen> Bazgracz since money got back, and if i was you, i would try buy again
#2312 [12:39] <stonewall367> well 5 things to download
#2313 [12:40] <Graversimen> stonewall367 whats the apps called?
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#2315 [12:40] <stonewall367> i think it was just one app but the rest was like mod loader and stuff the app was the unarchiver
#2316 [12:40] <Bazgracz> ok then i try again, wish me luck
#2317 [12:40] <mib_s0nqgy> יקט עוןדק
#2318 [12:40] <Graversimen> hm
#2319 [12:40] <mib_s0nqgy> hey guise
#2320 [12:40] <Graversimen> stonewall367 do you have teamvieweR?
#2321 [12:41] <stonewall367> ya i had help yestarday
#2322 [12:41] <DADE|sleep> Anybody know plugin or mode or w/e to reduce the amount of resources around the map?
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#2324 [12:41] <Graversimen> could you pm me your id and pass? :PP
#2325 [12:41] <mib_36cbad> hey guuys
#2326 [12:41] <stonewall367> ya
#2327 [12:41] <mib_36cbad> can i have some help?
#2328 [12:41] <Graversimen> DADE|sleep you are awsome
#2329 [12:41] <Graversimen> you speak while you sleep xD
#2330 [12:41] <mib_36cbad> it doesn't work for me....
#2331 [12:42] <Graversimen> stonewall367 oh, sorry
#2332 [12:42] <Graversimen> stonewall367 i need to go eat dinner :P
#2333 [12:42] <stonewall367> oh ok its all good
#2334 [12:42] <Graversimen> i will eat fast :P
#2335 [12:42] <stonewall367> ok ill stay on
#2336 [12:42] <Graversimen> so fast i go to hospital
#2337 [12:42] <Bazgracz> eat 20 minutes
#2338 [12:42] <Graversimen> wait
#2339 [12:42] <stonewall367> lol k
#2340 [12:42] <Graversimen> if i do that, it takes longer time
#2341 [12:42] <Graversimen> ill just eat normal :P
#2342 [12:42] <Bazgracz> buy gift code?
#2343 [12:42] <Bazgracz> or not gift code?
#2344 [12:42] <Graversimen> yeah
#2345 [12:42] <Graversimen> try that
#2346 [12:42] <Bazgracz> so?
#2347 [12:43] <Bazgracz> what choice?
#2348 [12:43] <Graversimen> so if you suddenly get double
#2349 [12:43] <Bazgracz> first?
#2350 [12:43] <Graversimen> you can give giftcode to others :P
#2351 [12:43] <Graversimen> yeah
#2352 [12:43] <Graversimen> giftcode now :P
#2353 [12:43] <Graversimen> try :D
#2354 [12:43] <stonewall367> hey i was talking to wug yestarday is he on
#2355 [12:43] <Graversimen> yeah
#2356 [12:43] <Graversimen> but afk
#2357 [12:43] <Bazgracz> ok thanks!
#2358 [12:43] <stonewall367> oh ok well ill try to get him till u come back
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#2360 [12:44] <Guest88813> does any1 know how to install and reinstall the video drivers?
#2361 [12:45] <stonewall367> lol nope
#2362 [12:45] <mib_pun1kt> hello i have 1 problem anny one can try to help? maby on swe?
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#2364 [12:45] <stonewall367> im need help to
#2365 [12:45] <stonewall367> i think the dude just left to eat
#2366 [12:45] * xGhOsTkiLLeRx [xGhOsTkiLLeRx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2367 [12:46] <mib_q2c8bq> urrr hi?
#2368 [12:46] <stonewall367> hi
#2369 [12:46] <mib_pun1kt> i have start my old computer to play ist starts load like it shall start the game but it just stops att black screan
#2370 [12:47] <mib_q2c8bq> me to
#2371 [12:47] <DADE> So nobody knows how to reduce amount of the resources on the map?
#2372 [12:47] <stonewall367> i had the same prob yestarday i got someone to help me but i can walk u through the steps
#2373 [12:47] <stonewall367> wait do u have a mac
#2374 [12:47] <mib_pun1kt> whit black screan?
#2375 [12:48] <stonewall367> ya
#2376 [12:48] <mib_pun1kt> no i have pc
#2377 [12:48] <mib_pun1kt> win xp on this one
#2378 [12:48] <stonewall367> oh i have a mac im not quite sure how to do a pc
#2379 [12:48] <mib_pun1kt> ok=/
#2380 [12:48] <stonewall367> i had the prob on the mac yestarday
#2381 [12:49] <stonewall367> i dont work here lol i need help again
#2382 [12:49] <stonewall367> do pc have like a library
#2383 [12:50] <stonewall367> hey who all is on
#2384 [12:50] <mib_pun1kt> yes
#2385 [12:51] <stonewall367> oh by the way do pc have like librarys like macs?
#2386 [12:51] <stonewall367> or something that it keeps the minecraft data in it
#2387 [12:51] <mib_pun1kt> that i dont know i suck badly in computerworld just like to play game=)
#2388 [12:51] <TheNytangel> ?? win/.minecraft
#2389 [12:51] <VoxelHead> win/.minecraft: To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2390 [12:51] <stonewall367> oh lol
#2391 [12:52] <stonewall367> ya go there
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#2393 [12:53] <Bazgracz> i must have in account 15 euro or this can be in dollars?
#2394 [12:53] <mib_ldffa1> hey my minecraft said successfull purchase after saying transaction bad
#2395 [12:53] <stonewall367> lol
#2396 [12:53] <mib_q2c8bq> my computer
#2397 [12:53] <Bazgracz> yep
#2398 [12:53] <Bazgracz> me too
#2399 [12:54] <mib_pun1kt> ok i have find my folder for minecraft
#2400 [12:54] <Bazgracz> purschuase complete
#2401 [12:54] <mib_q2c8bq> says pixels could not start mincraft
#2402 [12:54] <stonewall367> hey does any one know wat the idlers thing means on the side of the srceen
#2403 [12:54] <Bazgracz> purchase complete*
#2404 [12:54] <mib_ldffa1> HEY DICKS I NEED SOME HELP HERE!
#2405 [12:54] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> first, turn caps off
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#2407 [12:55] <mib_ldffa1> ok
#2408 [12:55] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> so, now tell us ur problem
#2409 [12:55] <findow> hey i click on the play minecraft button on the frontpage but it only takes me to the log on or register page even though im already logged on
#2410 [12:55] <findow> help please
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#2412 [12:55] <Graversimen> BACK
#2413 [12:56] <Graversimen> stonewall367 you here? :P
#2414 [12:56] <stonewall367> hi
#2415 [12:56] <Graversimen> yep :P
#2416 [12:56] <stonewall367> lol ok did u get my id
#2417 [12:56] <Bazgracz> hi Graversimen i tryed and nothing happens:P
#2418 [12:56] <Bazgracz> this can be i fail of not having euro instead of dollars?
#2419 [12:56] <Graversimen> well
#2420 [12:56] <Bazgracz> tfu
#2421 [12:56] <Graversimen> no
#2422 [12:56] <Graversimen> lol
#2423 [12:56] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> findow: Does your browser support cookies? maybe delete cookies and cache and try another browser?
#2424 [12:57] <Bazgracz> i have on account dollars, enough
#2425 [12:57] <findow> ok ill try
#2426 [12:57] <stonewall367> im gonna pm u graversimen
#2427 [12:57] <findow> thx
#2428 [12:57] <Graversimen> stonewall367 m pass :P
#2429 [12:57] <Graversimen> pm *
#2430 [12:57] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> np
#2431 [12:57] <mib_pun1kt> anny one know what i need to do if java load the game but just a gray screen shows up after istead of the game?
#2432 [12:57] <Bazgracz> and again, i cant buy gift code
#2433 [12:57] <Bazgracz> or anything
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#2435 [12:57] <mib_ldffa1> ok heres what i did I went to rite aid and got a vannila visa card and I have 25 dollars on it then I go to the purchase screen fill out all the info and then it says transaction failed then I press ok then it says purchase complete then once I get on the launcher it and try to log in it says not premuim
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#2437 [12:58] <Bazgracz> Mib_ i have same problem
#2438 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_ldffa1 - Prepaid cards generally don't work for international purchases like Minecraft.
#2439 [12:58] <mib_ldffa1> SEE!!!
#2440 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> You'll need to call up their customer support
#2441 [12:58] <mib_ldffa1> ok whats their #
#2442 [12:58] <Bazgracz> my card is mastercard
#2443 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> It'll be on the back of your card
#2444 [12:59] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> tell me your names, and i'll check if you are premium
#2445 [12:59] <Bazgracz> Bazgracz
#2446 [12:59] <mib_ldffa1> hero4264
#2447 [12:59] <caltexans> Our game crashed after downloading Aluminum Tools & Armor Mod. How do we recover the game?
#2448 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> ??> caltexans win/reinst
#2449 [12:59] <VoxelHead> caltexans: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2450 [12:59] <VoxelHead> caltexans: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2451 [12:59] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> both of you aren't premium...
#2452 [13:00] <mib_ldffa1> what!!!
#2453 [13:00] <Bazgracz> beacause we cannot do a transaction
#2454 [13:00] <caltexans> Thanks, I'll try it.
#2455 [13:00] <mib_ldffa1> how do make it so we can do a transaction!
#2456 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Again. Prepaid cards won't work for international purchases. You'll need to call up the card's customer suport
#2457 [13:00] <xGhOsTkiLLeRx> i checked via the link http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user= and your names, if you have paid
#2458 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_ldffa1 - Call up your card's customer service.
#2459 [13:00] <mib_ldffa1> ok
#2460 [13:01] <Lsw> I need help with the mine craft demo if anyone knows how to fix that
#2461 [13:01] <mib_pun1kt> is it anny special java i need to have to play this game? i go on win xp now and it not works but on win 7 it works
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#2463 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_pun1kt - No special java needed, just make sure you're using the latest java from www.java.com
#2464 [13:03] <mib_pun1kt> jepp did instal it all today but just loading up game and stops on gray play screen noting more hapends
#2465 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> Make sure your video drivers are updated as well
#2466 [13:04] <DADE> Anybody know plugin or mode or w/e to reduce the amount of resources around the map?
#2467 [13:04] <mib_pun1kt> for my grafic card?
#2468 [13:05] <mib_pun1kt> sorry im a noob at computer=)
#2469 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> DADE - You'd have to look into a mod that hooks into the map generation code, like biome mod. Don't know if that think is still updated
#2470 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> er, thing*
#2471 [13:06] <DADE> Thank you. I'll check it.
#2472 [13:07] <Lsw> hey grey. I downloaded the mine craft demo on a pc with windows vista yet where ever I try to play it it crashes. Do you know anyways to get it to work?
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#2475 [13:08] <GreyVulpine> Lsw - Does it generate any error reports?
#2476 [13:08] <Lsw> yep
#2477 [13:08] <Lsw> i cant understand it though
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#2479 [13:08] <GreyVulpine> Could you please post them at pastebin.com and give me the URL?
#2480 [13:08] <Lsw> sure
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#2482 [13:13] <Lsw> pls hold up
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#2485 [13:16] <DADE> GreyVulpine biome not updating anymore...
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#2487 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> Ouch then. Don't know if any other mods like it.
#2488 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> of
#2489 [13:17] <DADE> Sure there is, I know server using something similar
#2490 [13:18] <DADE> Okay, thank you anyway... =\
#2491 [13:19] <Lsw> allright grey heres the link http://pastebin.info/2159
#2492 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Lsw - Your windows username has a ! mark in it?
#2493 [13:20] <Lsw> lol I dunno
#2494 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Could you check?
#2495 [13:21] <Lsw> umm how do you do that?
#2496 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> You're using Vista. Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: cmd
#2497 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> What is the path you see there? Starts with C:\Users\....
#2498 [13:22] <Lsw> it says Kids
#2499 [13:22] <GreyVulpine> c:\users\Kids?
#2500 [13:22] <Lsw> yep
#2501 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> You're sure it's only "kids"
#2502 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> not "kids!"
#2503 [13:23] <Lsw> nope
#2504 [13:24] <DADE> )))
#2505 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> How about the folder that you downloaded minecraft to, does it contain any ! marks?
#2506 [13:25] <Lsw> yep
#2507 [13:25] <GreyVulpine> Could you rename the folder, remove that '!'?
#2508 [13:25] <Lsw> sure
#2509 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Then try launching minecraft again
#2510 [13:26] <DADE> Damn it's kinda sad that I'm the one who interested in lowering amount of the resources. =\
#2511 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> Don't know why you want to. Resources are pretty scarce as it is.
#2512 [13:28] <Lsw> hey it works no
#2513 [13:28] <Lsw> now*
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#2515 [13:28] <Lsw> Why is that?
#2516 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> Java and "!" marks don't get along
#2517 [13:28] <DADE> There are really too many resources, I mean, after 3-4h of playing you can get 100+ of every mineral and after 5-6h of playing on the same map it's getting boring :/
#2518 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> "!" is actually a programming command, which java doesn't parse right.
#2519 [13:29] <DADE> And for the servers, economics getting really useless...
#2520 [13:30] <DADE> but it's all my personal preferences... )
#2521 [13:30] <Lsw> ahh. SO in that case it helps to know Java?
#2522 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> Somewhat.
#2523 [13:31] <stonewall367> GRAVERSMEN IS AWSOME
#2524 [13:31] <Lsw> lol
#2525 [13:31] <stonewall367> HE HELPED ME AND NOW IT WORKS !!!!!!
#2526 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> "!" is a programming symbol across many languages.
#2527 [13:31] <stonewall367> YAY
#2528 [13:31] <stonewall367> YEAH
#2529 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> Easy on the caps there buddy.
#2530 [13:31] <Graversimen> :d
#2531 [13:31] <Graversimen> :D
#2532 [13:31] <stonewall367> lol sorry
#2533 [13:31] <Graversimen> thanks :D
#2534 [13:31] <stonewall367> k well u can go now thanks
#2535 [13:32] <Graversimen> :D
#2536 [13:32] <stonewall367> peace
#2537 [13:33] <Lsw> so howd you learn your programming Grey?
#2538 [13:34] <DADE> loled
#2539 [13:34] <Graversimen> lol
#2540 [13:34] <Graversimen> why you wanna know? :P
#2541 [13:34] <Graversimen> u gonna stalk grey!!!! :O
#2542 [13:34] <DADE> He's watching you.
#2543 [13:34] <Lsw> because i want to know if hes/she is eligible for marrige
#2544 [13:34] <Graversimen> lol
#2545 [13:34] * GreyVulpine blinks
#2545 [13:34] <Graversimen> :D
#2546 [13:34] <Lsw> lol jk
#2547 [13:34] * Graversimen hear wedding song
#2547 [13:35] <Graversimen> xD
#2548 [13:35] <GreyVulpine> Self taught, then High school/college. then a bit of work experience.
#2549 [13:35] * Graversimen hears the clocks
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#2550 [13:35] <Lsw> cool
#2551 [13:35] <Lsw> The marrige thing was a joke btw
#2552 [13:35] <Graversimen> lsw remember there is many types of programming :P
#2553 [13:35] <Graversimen> yeah right..
#2554 [13:35] <Graversimen> :P
#2555 [13:35] <DADE> ))))))
#2556 [13:35] <Lsw> It was!
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#2558 [13:35] <Lsw> Really
#2559 [13:36] <Graversimen> mmmmmm
#2560 [13:36] <Graversimen> sandwich
#2561 [13:36] <Graversimen> (ice cream type)
#2562 [13:36] <Graversimen> :P
#2563 [13:36] <Dan> can anyone here help me with a texture problem? :<
#2564 [13:36] <Graversimen> pm me :P
#2565 [13:36] <Lsw> Ohh I like the cookie ice cra things
#2566 [13:36] <Dan> ok ty
#2567 [13:37] <Graversimen> they dont support game changing stuff here :P
#2568 [13:38] <DADE> Graversimen maybe you know how to decrease amount of the resources on the map?
#2569 [13:38] <DADE> =\
#2570 [13:38] <Graversimen> what u mean
#2571 [13:39] <Graversimen> like less ores?
#2572 [13:39] <DADE> less everything
#2573 [13:39] <Graversimen> hm
#2574 [13:39] <Graversimen> as server or ssp?
#2575 [13:39] <DADE> both
#2576 [13:39] <Graversimen> hm
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#2578 [13:40] <Graversimen> go to #risucraft and ask for world generator with options :P
#2579 [13:40] <DADE> Make desert map isn't an option :D
#2580 [13:40] <Graversimen> yes it is
#2581 [13:40] <Graversimen> you can chose like map is just desert :P
#2582 [13:40] <DADE> No, I need normal map
#2583 [13:41] <DADE> But very low amount of ores.
#2584 [13:42] <Graversimen> just ask in there :P
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#2586 [13:43] <aether> its not registered :O
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#2590 [13:47] <Anaemix> Hello, does anyone know if minecraft.net is up or not? I'm trying to install mc but it says that it can't connect.
#2591 [13:47] <rymate1234> !isup minecraft.net
#2592 [13:47] <GreyBot> rymate1234: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#2593 [13:47] <Anaemix> hm okay, thanks :)
#2594 [13:48] <DADE> Graversimen they recommended Pheonix Terrain Mod, gonna try it now.
#2595 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> Anaemix - Check your system's date and time, make sure they're correct. If you're using windows, sensure it doesn't conntain a ! mark in it
#2596 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> er, your windows username..
#2597 [13:48] <Graversimen> ok :P
#2598 [13:49] <Graversimen> !isdown
#2599 [13:49] <GreyBot> Graversimen: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2600 [13:49] <Graversimen> :P
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#2602 [13:50] <Anaemix> Sorry, but my system time, is that the bottom right one?
#2603 [13:51] <Graversimen> anaemix try login again :P
#2604 [13:53] <Anaemix> Log in to the game? Done that a bunch of times now, I believe I'm going to reboot.
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#2606 [13:53] <rymate1234> !isup meh.com
#2607 [13:53] <GreyBot> rymate1234: It's just you. http://meh.com is up.
#2608 [13:54] <onix> hello any one can help me to explain some problems i have in swedish?
#2609 [13:54] <Graversimen> !isdown me
#2610 [13:54] <Graversimen> ok
#2611 [13:54] <Graversimen> :P
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#2613 [13:55] <noodude> hi!
#2614 [13:55] <Graversimen> i bet GreyVulpine doesnt even have minecraft :P :P
#2615 [13:55] <Graversimen> hello :D
#2616 [13:55] <noodude> im having a problem with minecraft causing system freezes. anyone got some advice for me?
#2617 [13:56] <Graversimen> :O
#2618 [13:56] <Graversimen> buy better pc :P
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#2620 [13:56] <noodude> itrue dat
#2621 [13:56] <noodude> lol
#2622 [13:56] <noodude> i think its just my PC dying on me
#2623 [13:56] <Graversimen> or just dont have to many windows opened :P
#2624 [13:56] <onix> jag har instalerat om windows och skit på min gamla dator nu allt är uppdaterat men när jag ska spela spelet så laddar java men inget mer häder när det laddat klart förutom att det är en grå bild istället för att spelet rullar
#2625 [13:56] <Graversimen> in browser or launcher ?`
#2626 [13:56] <noodude> launcher
#2627 [13:56] <noodude> ive had this problem with other programs
#2628 [13:56] <Graversimen> i ask onix :P
#2629 [13:57] <noodude> it seems like it may be my video card or ram
#2630 [13:57] <poyser> the game will not let me create tools, what should i do ?
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#2632 [13:57] <rymate1234> poyser: eh?
#2633 [13:57] <Graversimen> onix, in launcher or in browser?
#2634 [13:57] <Graversimen> or in classic :P
#2635 [13:57] <onix> browser
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#2637 [13:58] <Graversimen> sounds like mod install failed
#2638 [13:58] <Graversimen> + when installed mods you cant use browser version :P
#2639 [13:58] <onix> verkar som att java bara slutar att funka helt plötsligt
#2640 [13:59] <Calinou> english please...
#2641 [13:59] <Graversimen> onix
#2642 [13:59] <onix> har bara instalerat från den sidan som man loggar in på spelet inget mer
#2643 [13:59] <poyser> when i try to make a pikaxe or any other tool it doesnt create it
#2644 [13:59] <Graversimen> you see right under the text area?
#2645 [13:59] <Calinou> http://minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Crafting poyser
#2646 [13:59] <Graversimen> there is a button called Translation
#2647 [13:59] <Calinou> do the correct recipes, you need to use wood sticks + the pickaxe material
#2648 [14:00] <Calinou> either wooden planks, cobblestone, iron ingots, gold ingots, diamond gems
#2649 [14:00] <Graversimen> could you press that and set,, Translate me to English
#2650 [14:00] <Graversimen> :P
#2651 [14:00] <Graversimen> then it auto translates you to english :P
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#2653 [14:02] <onix> ok
#2654 [14:04] <onix> how shall i do now then to play the game?
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#2658 [14:05] <Doctor> hi
#2659 [14:05] <Gut-abusiveWord> hellooooooo!
#2660 [14:06] <mib_1u4oni> grave?
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#2662 [14:06] <Doctor> hi ^^ maybe you can help me. [I can't speak in #minecraft].
#2663 [14:06] <TheBuilder> hey i need help please help me?
#2664 [14:06] <CTM> That's probably because you need to register your nickname in order to do so.
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#2667 [14:08] <Doctor> oh, k ^^
#2668 [14:08] <Graversimen> yes...??
#2669 [14:08] <Graversimen> who are you? :P
#2670 [14:08] <Graversimen> how did you know my name :O
#2671 [14:08] <mib_1u4oni> it was me who write in swe=)
#2672 [14:09] <Graversimen> oh, hi :P
#2673 [14:09] <poyser> thanks guys it was my fault i didnt do it right
#2674 [14:10] <Graversimen> :D
#2675 [14:10] <mib_1u4oni> i get crazy soon on this=) have tryed to make this work now for 4 hours so my kid stop ask for game =)
#2676 [14:11] <Doctor> so, i have a bed issue D:
#2677 [14:12] <mib_1u4oni> is ther anny thing i can do so game works after loading?
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#2680 [14:14] <mib_1u4oni> can i down lode game full so i dont need to logg in on browser?
#2681 [14:14] <Graversimen> yeah
#2682 [14:14] <Graversimen> just download the launcher
#2683 [14:14] <Graversimen> thats all
#2684 [14:16] <hhh123> Just signed up and can't run the program. Error msg "Bad Video Card Drivers" This is a new computer but doesn't have an accerlerated video card. Is that what I need?
#2685 [14:16] <mib_1u4oni> ok i have launcher but it just close down=)
#2686 [14:17] <Doctor> i recently made a second bed, in a new little house, and when i sleep in it, it doesn't skip night... right now it's surrounded by torches and the head of it is on a block of netherrack. when i remove some torches, despite it being away from walls and well-lit, i get woken up by a mob... what's going on? X.x
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#2689 [14:20] <ranndomface1115> hi
#2690 [14:20] <Doctor> hi :D
#2691 [14:20] <ranndomface1115> i need hellp with my minecraft
#2692 [14:21] <Doctor> i can try to help o.o what's the issue?
#2693 [14:21] <rymate1234> 01101111 01101000 01100001 01101001
#2694 [14:21] <Kealper> rymate1234: state your purpose
#2695 [14:21] <rymate1234> 01101111 01101000 01100001 01101001 = ohai
#2696 [14:21] * Kealper kicked rymate1234 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: rymate1234)
#2697 [14:21] <TheBuilder> i need help i want to download the game my friend gave me his preumimn account but i cant download the game they tell me you have already have the full version of the game! YAY! what should i do
#2698 [14:22] <Doctor> brb
#2699 [14:22] <Graversimen> thebuilder can you speak more easy? XD
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#2702 [14:24] <mib_1u4oni> it dident work even if i have downloade the launcher
#2703 [14:24] <f4sasj4> i have a launcher problem
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#2705 [14:24] <ranndomface1115> ware is doc
#2706 [14:24] <Doctor> back
#2707 [14:25] <f4sasj4> when i run minecrqaft.exe my computer lags really bad and somtimes crahses and the "are u sure you want to run this program" doesnt come up any suggestions
#2708 [14:25] <ranndomface1115> after i log in i git a black screen
#2709 [14:26] <Doctor> you might not have a good enough video card, ranndom
#2710 [14:26] <Doctor> f4sasj4, you probably don't have the hardware resources, and you probably told it to let minecraft.exe run without asking you again.
#2711 [14:27] <ranndomface1115> i have used it be for i think is a mod problom
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#2713 [14:28] <Doctor> oh, maybe. try disableing all your mods. if it works, then yes, it's a mod problem. you can try adding them back one at a time, and when it breaks, whatever the last mod you added back must be the issue.
#2714 [14:29] <ranndomface1115> how do you cleer mods
#2715 [14:29] <mib_1u4oni> is it some difrence if i have win7 or wix xp to start play this game?
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#2717 [14:30] <f4sasj4> no i have it set as asking me and when i trouble shot it, it said incompatible with my computer but ive used it for over a year and it always worked now with 1.7 it no longer runs properly
#2718 [14:30] <Doctor> i'm not sure... i don't even know how to load a single-player mod.
#2719 [14:30] <f4sasj4> and i on have mods
#2720 [14:30] <f4sasj4> i updated java
#2721 [14:31] <f4sasj4> my graphics card is up to date
#2722 [14:31] <f4sasj4> and i deleted .minecraft and trye4d redownloading the launcher
#2723 [14:31] <Doctor> if it stopped working with 1.7, then minecraft's requirements may have surpassed what hardware you have at the moment.
#2724 [14:32] <f4sasj4> i run windows 7 and i just got this computer a year ago its pretty good
#2725 [14:32] <Doctor> hmmm... that's odd.
#2726 [14:33] <ranndomface1115> who can hellp me with my mod problom
#2727 [14:34] <ranndomface1115> hello
#2728 [14:35] <ranndomface1115> hello
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#2732 [14:37] <person> hi, can someone help me write my permissions?
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#2734 [14:37] <person> or should I go to another chat?
#2735 [14:38] <TheBuilder> hello
#2736 [14:38] <TheBuilder> when i enter a server
#2737 [14:38] <TheBuilder> they tell me
#2738 [14:39] <TheBuilder> failed to login : bad login whats that
#2739 [14:39] <TheBuilder> please help
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#2741 [14:41] <Kealper> TheBuilder: restart your Minecraft client
#2742 [14:41] <hhh123> Hi, can anyone help....Just signed up and can't run the program. Error msg "Bad Video Card Drivers" This is a new computer but doesn't have an accerlerated video card. Is that what I need?
#2743 [14:41] <Kealper> hhh123: if it's a new computer, there is a good chance you just need the correct video card drivers
#2744 [14:42] <TheBuilder> kealper im using the in browser beta one so what should i do now?
#2745 [14:42] <Kealper> TheBuilder: then just leave the page and go back to it
#2746 [14:42] <Kealper> TheBuilder: don't forget to log out of Minecraft.net first
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#2748 [14:43] <calatalee> hi guys
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#2750 [14:43] <TheBuilder> so i log out and i log in back and then try again?
#2751 [14:43] <hhh123> how would I go about that?
#2752 [14:43] <rymate1234> Meg
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#2754 [14:43] <Kealper> TheBuilder: yes
#2755 [14:43] <TheBuilder> sweet thanks alot man .
#2756 [14:43] <f4sasj4> this isnt helping
#2757 [14:43] <Kealper> ??> hhh123 win/dxdiag
#2758 [14:43] <VoxelHead> hhh123: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2759 [14:43] <VoxelHead> hhh123: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2760 [14:43] <Kealper> hhh123: follow what VoxelHead said
#2761 [14:44] <hhh123> when I say it's a new computer I mean it is only 8 months old. How would I update or get the correct video card drivers?
#2762 [14:45] <calatalee> Right i have a big problem, i tryed installing a mod so i went into the minecraft.jar file and opened it with 7 something and put the mod files into the minecraft file but i got rid of all my minecraft files and now the actuall app just gets stuck on the loading screen any ideas?
#2763 [14:45] <Kealper> calatalee: that's actually a simple fix
#2764 [14:45] <bradyreese> did you delete META-INF?
#2765 [14:45] <calatalee> oh thank god!
#2766 [14:45] <Kealper> calatalee: first question:
#2767 [14:46] <Kealper> calatalee: are you trying to play it inside the downloaded client or the browser?
#2768 [14:46] <calatalee> the downloaded client
#2769 [14:47] <rymate1234> calatalee: did you delete the META-INF folder?
#2770 [14:47] <calatalee> erm im not sure :/
#2771 [14:47] <rymate1234> calatalee: if you haven't, that'll be the problem :)
#2772 [14:48] <bradyreese> Kealper: i cant load worlds after installing a mod
#2773 [14:48] <calatalee> ok so do i open the minecraft jar file and delete the META-INF folder?
#2774 [14:48] <Kealper> bradyreese: one can assume that you need to uninstall that mod then
#2775 [14:48] <bradyreese> tyep
#2776 [14:49] <rymate1234> calatalee: correct
#2777 [14:49] <Doctor> i need bed help o.o
#2778 [14:49] <bradyreese> well i did everything a tutorial told me to do and it worked for them
#2779 [14:49] <Kealper> ?? mods
#2780 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2781 [14:49] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2782 [14:50] <Kealper> there is a good chance if you ask for help on why your mod doesn't work in here that you'll be told to uninstall the mod
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#2784 [14:50] <Doctor> i recently made a second bed, in a new little house, and when i sleep in it, it doesn't skip night... right now it's surrounded by torches and the head of it is on a block of netherrack. when i remove some torches, despite it being away from walls and well-lit, i get woken up by a mob... any idea what's going on? X.x
#2785 [14:51] <Kealper> Doctor: make sure it is not too close to outside walls
#2786 [14:52] <calatalee> right im back ive checked the minecraft jar file and all there is in there is the mod files, is there anyway i can restore the priginal minecraft files?
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#2788 [14:52] <Doctor> Kealper: There's at block space between the bed and either close wall. when it's completly surrounded by torches, it doesn't skip night, and when i remove a torch or two, a mob shows up... could it be the netherrack?
#2789 [14:52] <Kealper> calatalee: funny you should ask, because that is what i'd prefer to tell people other than helping get their mod working
#2790 [14:52] <Kealper> calatalee: just delete the whole "bin" folder inside that .minecraft folder
#2791 [14:53] <Kealper> Doctor: odd...don't know
#2792 [14:53] <Doctor> Kealper: I'll try replaceing the netherrack with something else, see if it helps.
#2793 [14:54] <calatalee> ok thanks kealper, should it work now?
#2794 [14:54] <Kealper> should lol
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#2796 [14:54] <Kealper> just start Minecraft again and it should redownload the missing files
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#2798 [14:56] <calatalee> omg are you a magician or something it worked! i cant thank you enough for the much needed help :) can i try and re download the mod now then?
#2799 [14:56] <almostroot> You're a wizard, Kealper!
#2800 [14:57] <Kealper> I'm a....what?
#2801 [14:57] <calatalee> its true haha!
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#2803 [14:57] <Kealper> calatalee: well, you could try reinstalling it, and if it screws up again now you know how to undo it lol
#2804 [14:58] <Doctor> Kealper: that didn't work D: i hope i don't need to replace ALL the netherrack... the house is made of that and glass.
#2805 [14:59] <Kealper> Doctor: try a second layer of netherrack on the exterior walls around your bed then
#2806 [14:59] <calatalee> ok thanks so much, its reasuring to know that there is an experienced support like you available! :) bye!
#2807 [14:59] * Kealper waves
#2807 [15:00] * rymate1234 waves at Kealper
#2807 [15:00] <Doctor> Kealper: I'll see if that works.
#2808 [15:01] <Doctor> SHIT. i hate zombies.
#2809 [15:01] <Doctor> knocked me off a freaking ledge...
#2810 [15:02] <hhh123> VoxelHead - I ran the win/dxdiag and pasted the contents in pastebin, clicked submit but whereis the link to copy and how do I paste the link in the IRC: channel?
#2811 [15:02] <Kealper> hhh123: this is, and VoxelHead is a bot
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#2813 [15:03] <Morrolan> hhh123: That's the link you have to give us btw: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#2814 [15:04] <Morrolan> Well, not that is, but rather in this picture you see where it is.
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#2816 [15:05] <hhh123> Kealper - sorry--obviously new to all of this LOL Can you help....like I said I clicked submit in pastebin but where is the likn to copy and then I can paste it here.
#2817 [15:05] <mr_trousers> i need help, my minecraft keeps crashing, i have a mac, everything is updated and i already let it redownload the bin by putting it in the trash then letting it redownload
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#2819 [15:05] <peryplatapus> hello
#2820 [15:06] <peryplatapus> i was looking for help because it says my game is out of memory
#2821 [15:06] <peryplatapus> i am using a mac
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#2823 [15:06] <peryplatapus> oh nevermind the problem seems to have resolved itself
#2824 [15:06] <mr_trousers> can anyone help
#2825 [15:07] <Kealper> hhh123: the url bar inside the top of your browser
#2826 [15:07] <Doctor> Kealper: wait, i think i saw something somewhere about double doors letting mobs in when you sleep... is that true? o.o
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#2828 [15:07] <TheBuilder> hey when i login they tell me login in failed :( what should i do ?
#2829 [15:07] <Kealper> Doctor: not that i know of
#2830 [15:08] <Kealper> TheBuilder: when you log on to the site? are you sure you are entering the information correctly?
#2831 [15:08] <figaro> hello my gabynator1 account does not work when I want to download it. it marks not use but I pay the premium games Minecraft
#2832 [15:08] <mr_trousers> I NEED HELP
#2833 [15:08] <Doctor> Kealper: hmm... wonder what the deal is then... well, gotta wait for night to see if the double wall works.
#2834 [15:08] <TheBuilder> first when i played in the site no problems but i cant press e to see the inventory so idownloaded it but i didnt download the premuim one because i cant my friend downloaded it .
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#2836 [15:09] <Kealper> mr_trousers: i'm not psychic, i have no idea how to help you if i don't know your problem
#2837 [15:09] <TheBuilder> and an account can download it only 1 time and so i tried to download it the one thats not preuimim and they tell me login failed when i try to login im sure everything is right.
#2838 [15:09] <mr_trousers> i just told you look up
#2839 [15:09] <mr_trousers> before the platypus guy
#2840 [15:10] <mib_aw4j32> i have been playing minecraft for a while but these last two days it wont pull up on the browser. it just shows an x in the top left corner. what should I do?
#2841 [15:10] <Kealper> mr_trousers: also, your attitude needs adjusting. i don't come in here and spend my time (for free, without getting paid) to be crapped on
#2842 [15:11] <TheBuilder> kealper can you please help me ?
#2843 [15:11] <mr_trousers> sorry, ive been having this problem for awhile and no seems to know how to solve it and its just getting annoying now
#2844 [15:11] <TheNytangel> !google steam
#2845 [15:11] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=steam&l=0
#2846 [15:11] <rymate1234> !google google
#2847 [15:11] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google&l=0
#2848 [15:11] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Try to update lwjgl manually: http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#2849 [15:12] <Morrolan> rymate1234: Bots blablabla spamming blablabla stop blablabla. ;)
#2850 [15:12] <hhh123> Morrolan - I am not able to find any link like you showed on the pastebin page after I clicked on submit...is there something else that I need to do?
#2851 [15:12] <Kealper> TheBuilder: hmm...so it doesn't let you log in to the site at all, right?
#2852 [15:12] <figaro> I can play games and I bought it but I can not download it because that was his trademark use premium not help me please
#2853 [15:12] <hhh123> Must I be a member of pastebin?
#2854 [15:12] <Morrolan> hhh123: Uh, no. Check this image out: http://i.imgur.com/KE9Ie.jpg
#2855 [15:12] <Kealper> hhh123: no...?
#2856 [15:12] <TheBuilder> no in the site i can play but i cant use the inventory so i downloaded it but i didnt download the preumim one.
#2857 [15:12] <Morrolan> There you'll see where the URL is we need.
#2858 [15:13] <Morrolan> (It's the thing at the top of your browser)
#2859 [15:13] <TheBuilder> and when i try to log in the one i downloaded they tell me : login failed .
#2860 [15:13] <Morrolan> figaro: I am not sure what you mean. Could you rephrase your problem?
#2861 [15:13] <Morrolan> TheBuilder: And you said logging in to the site works fine?
#2862 [15:14] <TheBuilder> yes.
#2863 [15:14] <Morrolan> And you are 100% sure that you are using the same password and username for the launcher, TheBuilder?
#2864 [15:15] <hhh123> Ok ...hopefully this is what you are asking for http://pastebin.com/r1KEQBRF
#2865 [15:15] <figaro> how to play if I buy the games and I can download I'm ready to give my deposit so that you can maider
#2866 [15:16] <TheBuilder> yes
#2867 [15:16] <Morrolan> TheBuilder: This could be the cause. Change your password so it does not contain any of these characters and try again.
#2868 [15:16] <Morrolan> Don't ask me why this is btw, I've got no clue, something's messed up with the charset somewhere. :S
#2869 [15:17] <mib_aw4j32> can someone please help? i have been playing minecraft for a while but these last two days i havent been able to play on my browser because it is all black with a small x on the top left corner. does anyone know whats wrong?
#2870 [15:17] <TheBuilder> alright
#2871 [15:17] <figaro> ok thank you im try this
#2872 [15:17] <TheBuilder> but ill tell my friend first because its his accoutn
#2873 [15:17] <TheBuilder> thanks for the help.
#2874 [15:17] <Morrolan> TheBuilder: Ah, sure.
#2875 [15:17] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2876 [15:18] <mib_aw4j32> windows
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#2878 [15:18] <Morrolan> ??> mib_aw4j32 win/reinst/bat
#2879 [15:18] <VoxelHead> mib_aw4j32: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2880 [15:18] <VoxelHead> mib_aw4j32: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2881 [15:18] <mr_trousers> hmmm, it still doesnt work
#2882 [15:18] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions please, mib_aw4j32.
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#2884 [15:18] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Then I'm out of ideas, not too familiar with mac issues.
#2885 [15:19] <mr_trousers> erg, shouldnt i be able to just play it in browser
#2886 [15:19] <mib_aw4j32> it is still showing that x and i downloade tht link
#2887 [15:20] <funkeymunkeys> evertime i play it runs out of memory after a couple minutes, heres the error i get http://pastebin.com/ycHTJvRK
#2888 [15:20] <TheNytangel> ??< dxdiag
#2889 [15:20] <TheNytangel> ??< win/dxdiag
#2890 [15:20] <funkeymunkeys> you want mine?
#2891 [15:20] <funkeymunkeys> i know what to do
#2892 [15:21] <mr_trousers> should i be able to play in browser too, cause that doesnt work either
#2893 [15:21] <mr_trousers> or does it just not work on a mac
#2894 [15:21] <TheBuilder> yeah
#2895 [15:22] <mr_trousers> thebuilder yeah to it just doesnt work on a mac
#2896 [15:22] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Oh, it ought to work on a mac, and it does work on a mac for many people.
#2897 [15:22] <mib_aw4j32> voxelhead- it is still not working and i downloaded that link
#2898 [15:22] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: And you already doubleclic,
#2899 [15:22] <Morrolan> ugh, sorry, enter. And you already doubleclicked that file to execute it?
#2900 [15:22] <mr_trousers> thats weird when i try to do it in browser its just a white screen
#2901 [15:23] <Morrolan> mr_trousers: Oh, are you on OSX Lion btw?
#2902 [15:23] <mr_trousers> no, im still on snow leopard is that the problem
#2903 [15:23] <figaro> I have an error when I want to play brand pixel format not accelerated
#2904 [15:23] <funkeymunkeys> http://pastebin.com/R6iwUB3J minecraft always runs out of memory
#2905 [15:23] <Morrolan> Nope, because if you were on Lion you'd hav to install Java manually, mr_trousers. But since you're still on Leopard it shouldn't matter.
#2906 [15:23] <TheBuilder> trousers
#2907 [15:23] <TheBuilder> try
#2908 [15:23] <TheBuilder> maybe it would work
#2909 [15:24] <mib_aw4j32> wht does tht mean? it downloaded in like a second so i pressed enter like it told me to do
#2910 [15:24] <Morrolan> figaro: You will have to update your graphics driver. Do you know how to do so?
#2911 [15:24] <mr_trousers> thats weird that it wont work
#2912 [15:24] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: So, after it downloaded you followed the instructions VoxelHead gave you further, right?
#2913 [15:24] <mr_trousers> in browser
#2914 [15:24] <Morrolan> funkeymunkeys: Common error since 1.7, not sure what you can do against it.
#2915 [15:24] <funkeymunkeys> :'(
#2916 [15:25] <funkeymunkeys> i cant play :(
#2917 [15:25] <mib_aw4j32> yes
#2918 [15:25] <figaro> i have an error when I want to play brand pixel format not accelerated
#2919 [15:25] <Morrolan> I guess (hope) it will be fixed with 1.8, funkeymunkeys.
#2920 [15:25] <funkeymunkeys> me two
#2921 [15:25] <Morrolan> funkeymunkeys: You could try to launch it with custom memory arguments, that might help. I'll give you instructions in a bit.
#2922 [15:25] <mr_trousers> do you guys have any suggestions why it wont work in browser
#2923 [15:25] <funkeymunkeys> erm ok
#2924 [15:26] <Morrolan> figaro: As I said earlier, you will have to update your graphics driver. Do you know how to do so?
#2925 [15:26] <Morrolan> funkeymunkeys: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2926 [15:26] <funkeymunkeys> i dont know how to update mine, i did last weak and i kep getting the blue screen so i did a sytem restore
#2927 [15:26] <TheBuilder> hey morrolan
#2928 [15:26] <funkeymunkeys> windows
#2929 [15:27] <TheBuilder> i know the problem it was that he changed the password :( .
#2930 [15:27] <funkeymunkeys> Morrolan windows XP
#2931 [15:27] <Morrolan> funkeymunkeys: Ok, follow these instructions then: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2932 [15:27] <figaro> no I do not see how its for my graphics driver
#2933 [15:27] <Morrolan> TheBuilder: Heh, that explains it too. ;)
#2934 [15:27] <Morrolan> figaro: Do this please:
#2935 [15:27] <Morrolan> ??> figaro win/dxdiag
#2936 [15:27] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2937 [15:27] <VoxelHead> figaro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2938 [15:28] <mib_aw4j32> Morrolan yes i followed the instructions
#2939 [15:28] <TheBuilder> thats just lame >.< .
#2940 [15:28] <funkeymunkeys> ok ill try it Morrolan thanks :D
#2941 [15:28] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: Ok, then try this please: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 Once it crashes it will show an error in the console. Paste this error on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#2942 [15:30] <figaro> Press Win + R and type "dxdiag" (without quotes) in the box or is the quest box and the key WIN + R
#2943 [15:30] <TheBuilder> morrolan ur preumim?
#2944 [15:30] <Morrolan> Yes, TheBuilder.
#2945 [15:30] <TheBuilder> cool =D .
#2946 [15:30] <Morrolan> figaro: Yes? What is it about these instructions?
#2947 [15:31] <Morrolan> TheBuilder: I do wonder though. Why could you login to the website with that password when your friend changed it?
#2948 [15:31] <TheBuilder> no i logged in before he changed it
#2949 [15:31] <Morrolan> Ah, ok.
#2950 [15:32] <TheBuilder> anyone here plays war inc or sa-mp or team fortress 2 ?
#2951 [15:32] <mr_trousers> hello?
#2952 [15:32] <figaro> I do not know what the Win key + R or is the box to write your instruction
#2953 [15:33] <Morrolan> figaro: The win key is the key with the windows logo on it, on the lower left of your keyboard, between ctrl and alt most likely. Press this key and R together.
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#2955 [15:34] <mib_aw4j32> Morrolan im confused. it brought up instructions but when i went to download the file, it said fatal exeption occured. program will exit
#2956 [15:34] <Morrolan> Wait, when you wanted to download what? The minecraft.jar from minecraft.net/support.jsp ?
#2957 [15:34] <Morrolan> Could you explain some more please?
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#2961 [15:35] <figaro> ok thank you
#2962 [15:36] <mib_aw4j32> yes. minecraft.jar
#2963 [15:36] <Hcton> my minecraft keeps getting stuck at loading screen
#2964 [15:36] <Hcton> ELP
#2965 [15:36] <Hcton> HELP
#2966 [15:36] <Hcton> H
#2967 [15:36] <Hcton> E
#2968 [15:36] <Hcton> L
#2969 [15:36] <kermit> Hi, i have an issue with my .jar file. I recently restarted the game after a long hiatus and everything updated, except for the menu interface, which is in the old style. Therefore, i can't use the "force update" option. Should i just reinstall the .jar file? and will that damage my files?
#2970 [15:36] <Rikairchy> it shouldnt
#2971 [15:37] <Rikairchy> you should be able to just download the new exe from the site
#2972 [15:37] <figaro> I did your instruction and I recorded everything I quesque later
#2973 [15:37] <kermit> ok thanks
#2974 [15:37] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: This sounds like an issue with your browser then. :/
#2975 [15:37] <Morrolan> figaro: Ok. Paste it on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#2976 [15:37] <mib_aw4j32> ya. but it has never done this
#2977 [15:38] <Hcton> my minecraft keeps getting stuck at loading screen
#2978 [15:38] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: Do you have a different browser at hand to try it?
#2979 [15:38] <Morrolan> Hcton: Windows, mac or Linux=
#2980 [15:38] <Morrolan> ?*
#2981 [15:38] <Rikairchy> Hcton: do you get a black screen?
#2982 [15:38] * Morrolan slaps VoxelHead
#2982 [15:38] <mr_trousers> could anyone explain why i cant play in browser
#2983 [15:38] <Rikairchy> do you have java?
#2984 [15:38] <Hcton> No it says done loading updating minecraft
#2985 [15:39] <Morrolan> Hcton: Are you using Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2986 [15:39] <Hcton> Windows
#2987 [15:39] <mr_trousers> well im using a mac, i think so and everything is up to date
#2988 [15:39] <Morrolan> ??> Hcton win/reinst
#2989 [15:39] <VoxelHead> Hcton: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2990 [15:39] <VoxelHead> Hcton: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2991 [15:39] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions please, Hcton. If it didn't work we'll look further.
#2992 [15:39] <mib_aw4j32> i have another computer if tht's what u mean. if u r talking about internet explorer then no i only use internet explorer
#2993 [15:39] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: Hmm, ok.
#2994 [15:39] <Rikairchy> internet explorer is horrid
#2995 [15:41] <figaro> you told me to go pastebin.com to give you the link but I do not see how his
#2996 [15:42] <Morrolan> Did you already paste it and did you already press 'submit', figaro?
#2997 [15:42] <mib_aw4j32> Morrolan it is working fine on my laptop but will not work on my desktop. they both use internet explorer
#2998 [15:42] <Morrolan> mib_aw4j32: Hmm, just download it on your laptop then and transfer the file to your desktop with an USB stick or something.
#2999 [15:42] <figaro> no
#3000 [15:42] <Morrolan> Or send it per mail, upload it somewhere etc etc. :)
#3001 [15:42] <mib_aw4j32> ok
#3002 [15:42] <Morrolan> figaro: Ok. Copy the stuff from the console window and paste it on pastebin.com please.
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#3007 [15:44] <figaro> I'm sorry for my lack of experience but how do you paste the stuff in the console window on pastebin
#3008 [15:45] <peonpower> hey, im quite new to minecraft and played about a week now in singleplayer with some mods. I want to get into the multiplayer stuff.. any server recommendations?
#3009 [15:45] <figaro> I'm sorry for my lack of experience but how do you paste the stuff in the console window on pastebin
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#3011 [15:46] <frogmella> I'm sorry for my lack of experience but how do you paste the stuff in the console window on pastebin
#3012 [15:47] <Morrolan> figaro: Right click inside the console window, and select "mark" or "select". Then select the text you want to copy and press enter. Then you can just use ctrl-v to paste it on www.pastebin.com
#3013 [15:47] <Morrolan> peonpower: Well, I could give you some serverslists where you could look for a server you might like.
#3014 [15:47] <Morrolan> ??> peonpower smp/servers
#3015 [15:47] <VoxelHead> peonpower: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3016 [15:47] <VoxelHead> peonpower: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
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#3018 [15:47] <curmet> a1dce528 -------- Generated 8/9/11 3:47 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows Vista (x86) version 6.0 Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: GeForce 7000M / nForce 610M/PCI/SSE2/3DNOW! version 2.1.2, NVIDIA Corporation java.nio.BufferOverflowException at java.ni
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#3020 [15:48] <frogmella> where is mark or select
#3021 [15:48] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3022 [15:48] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3023 [15:48] <peonpower> thank you morrolan
#3024 [15:49] <Morrolan> frogmella: Right click inside the console window, then a context menu should pop up. And one of its entries should be something like "mark" or "select"
#3025 [15:49] <curmet> thank you ill try
#3026 [15:49] <Hcton> it didn't work
#3027 [15:49] <frogmella> where is mark or select morrolan
#3028 [15:49] <Morrolan> Read above, frogmella.
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#3030 [15:51] <frogmella> you told me right click on the window and click on select mark or mark or anything but
#3031 [15:51] <clockworkmonkey> hi, im looking from a program that allows you to edit the contents of chest in mc, is these such a thing?
#3032 [15:54] <frogmella> I do not have his or click to help you I do not select or mark on the contextual menu
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#3034 [15:55] <fanof> someone chatting?
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#3036 [15:55] <frogmella> morrolan
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#3038 [15:56] <fanof> well anyways
#3039 [15:56] <fanof> i have a problem running minecraft
#3040 [15:56] <muuurgh> Hey guys
#3041 [15:56] <muuurgh> Fanof whats your problem
#3042 [15:56] <fanof> ive explained this 100 times here
#3043 [15:57] <fanof> but ill sure do it again
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#3045 [15:57] <fanof> well, im trying to run minecraft (Online and DL version)
#3046 [15:57] <muuurgh> KK
#3047 [15:57] <fanof> and the screen goes black
#3048 [15:57] <muuurgh> Do you have any mods installed?
#3049 [15:57] <fanof> no
#3050 [15:57] <fanof> i havent even played the game
#3051 [15:57] <muuurgh> It just goes black?
#3052 [15:57] <muuurgh> no error?
#3053 [15:57] <fanof> yes one
#3054 [15:58] <muuurgh> Post it
#3055 [15:58] <fanof> that my driver is wrong or something
#3056 [15:58] <muuurgh> Ok
#3057 [15:58] <fanof> it think its commin
#3058 [15:58] <fanof> common*
#3059 [15:58] <fanof> ive seen alot of forums
#3060 [15:58] <fanof> and alot of people has this issue
#3061 [15:58] <muuurgh> It is very common
#3062 [15:58] <muuurgh> Do you have alot of computer memory?
#3063 [15:58] <fanof> 6 gig?
#3064 [15:58] <fanof> that should be enough
#3065 [15:58] <muuurgh> Are you using it all?
#3066 [15:58] <Vi3rtelS> i'd have the same problem ;(
#3067 [15:59] <fanof> well yes
#3068 [15:59] <fanof> ¨why?
#3069 [15:59] <frogmella> help me I do not know how to get the information from my computer on pastebin
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#3071 [15:59] <muuurgh> How much ram are you using?
#3072 [15:59] <rymate1234> frogmella: copy and paste :P
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#3074 [15:59] <fanof> well how can i know?
#3075 [15:59] <fanof> where can i check that
#3076 [16:00] <muuurgh> NM that
#3077 [16:00] <fanof> ok
#3078 [16:00] <muuurgh> so your using alot of your memory?
#3079 [16:00] <fanof> well yes
#3080 [16:00] <fanof> i can play bad compnay 2 on full
#3081 [16:00] <muuurgh> thats the problem right there
#3082 [16:00] <fanof> and other games
#3083 [16:00] <muuurgh> When mc runs out of space it uses your ram
#3084 [16:00] <muuurgh> when the ram runs out
#3085 [16:00] <muuurgh> it wont let u play
#3086 [16:00] <fanof> so
#3087 [16:00] <fanof> what do you suggest?
#3088 [16:01] <muuurgh> Try clearing some space on your computer
#3089 [16:01] <muuurgh> If that dosent work
#3090 [16:01] <muuurgh> Come back here and Ill try to help u some more
#3091 [16:01] <fanof> so i need 40 or 50 GB of space to play minecraft?
#3092 [16:01] <fanof> wow
#3093 [16:01] <muuurgh> No
#3094 [16:01] <muuurgh> you need a little space
#3095 [16:01] <muuurgh> since you have tons of games on there
#3096 [16:01] <frogmella> quesque I copy and paste and how I please
#3097 [16:01] <fanof> nono
#3098 [16:01] <fanof> i have 3 games
#3099 [16:02] <fanof> on my comp
#3100 [16:02] <muuurgh> What are they?
#3101 [16:02] <fanof> wtf
#3102 [16:02] <muuurgh> Frog
#3103 [16:02] <fanof> starcraft 2, RUSE, and medal of honor ariborn
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#3105 [16:02] <muuurgh> And how much memory does it leave you with?
#3106 [16:03] <fanof> well, how can i check that
#3107 [16:03] <fanof> i have 61 gig left
#3108 [16:03] <muuurgh> Windows or mac?
#3109 [16:03] <fanof> windows
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#3111 [16:03] <frogmella> How do I copy and paste the thing I pastebin
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#3113 [16:04] <muuurgh> go to
#3114 [16:04] <muuurgh> computer
#3115 [16:04] <sean> I tried googling, but I cant find any informtion on how to create a custom seed
#3116 [16:04] <fanof> aha
#3117 [16:04] <sean> is it actually possible to do this?
#3118 [16:04] <muuurgh> sean
#3119 [16:04] <muuurgh> What do you mean by custom seed?
#3120 [16:05] <earlehank> NEED HELP!!! When I try to open Minecraft it dosnt open for some reason. I did the other version it gave me if the first 1 didnt work in thje downloads but that didnt work either. Please help me, all I want to do is play the game. :(
#3121 [16:05] <sean> muuurgh: I just want it so when you keep walking (boating actualy) all there will ever be, besides the map I created, is water
#3122 [16:05] <sean> Nothing else.
#3123 [16:06] <muuurgh> You cant customize a seed although you can make a map using a certian seed its not possible to customize seeds though
#3124 [16:06] <sean> Yeah...I don't believe you
#3125 [16:06] <frogmella> i have copy the dxdiag for pastebin
#3126 [16:06] <muuurgh> Its your buisness if you believe me or not
#3127 [16:07] <earlehank> Please help me with my question. I really just want to play it again. :(
#3128 [16:07] <fanof> ehm, back to my problem?
#3129 [16:07] <muuurgh> Yea
#3130 [16:07] <muuurgh> sorry
#3131 [16:07] <muuurgh> Click the start button
#3132 [16:07] <fanof> yes
#3133 [16:07] <fanof> and computer
#3134 [16:07] <fanof> i know
#3135 [16:07] <sean> earlehank: redownload it?
#3136 [16:08] <muuurgh> Then
#3137 [16:08] <muuurgh> Hit computer
#3138 [16:08] <Doctor> err, sorry if anyone was trying to get a hold of me... i was with a client ^^;
#3139 [16:08] <muuurgh> abd your harddrive should be amogst the devices
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#3141 [16:08] <muuurgh> It will tell you how much memory you have and how much youve got left
#3142 [16:08] <fanof> aha
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#3144 [16:08] <fanof> i usually have 139 thats the max
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#3146 [16:08] <fanof> and i have 61 left
#3147 [16:09] <muuurgh> Then thaqts not your problem
#3148 [16:09] <mib_24mgnc> I copy the pastebin thing but I do not know how to paste the page are
#3149 [16:09] <muuurgh> Hmm
#3150 [16:09] <muuurgh> do you have java?
#3151 [16:09] <fanof> and it cant be the OPEN GL either
#3152 [16:09] <fanof> yes i have java
#3153 [16:09] <fanof> ofc i have
#3154 [16:09] <muuurgh> or the latest version?
#3155 [16:09] <fanof> yes
#3156 [16:09] <fanof> checked it 100 times by now
#3157 [16:09] <muuurgh> do you only have one copy installed?
#3158 [16:10] <fanof> ehm
#3159 [16:10] <fanof> i think so ¨
#3160 [16:10] <fanof> yes one
#3161 [16:10] <earlehank> sean I did that
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#3163 [16:10] <sean> Id ont know what else to sugest besides redownloading java
#3164 [16:11] <fanof> so no other ideas
#3165 [16:11] <fanof> hmm
#3166 [16:11] <fanof> ive done everything
#3167 [16:11] <muuurgh> Yea im sorry but idk how to help you
#3168 [16:11] <fanof> like the other ones :/
#3169 [16:12] <mib_24mgnc> Essayez avec cette orthographe : j'ai copier le chose pour pastebin mais je ne sais pas comment le coller la page esSaisissez du texte, l'adresse d'un site Web ou importez un document à traduire.
#3170 [16:12] <mib_24mgnc> what is your name paste for me to send you the information pastebin
#3171 [16:12] <fanof> can i contact Mojang or something?
#3172 [16:13] <fanof> via Mail or phone?
#3173 [16:13] <earlehank> Someone please help me with my question. :(
#3174 [16:13] <fanof> because this issue is quite common
#3175 [16:13] <rymate1234> fanof: good luck with that lol
#3176 [16:13] <fanof> and they havent even tried to fix it
#3177 [16:13] <fanof> that is unproffesional
#3178 [16:13] <fanof> from my point of view
#3179 [16:14] <rymate1234> fanof: its not mojan's fault, its java/video cards
#3180 [16:14] <rymate1234> They cannot test minecraft on EVERY SINGLE PC EVER
#3181 [16:14] <rymate1234> Minecraft is also BETA
#3182 [16:14] <fanof> but they can test it on every video card
#3183 [16:15] <rymate1234> fanof: There are thousands of video cards :P
#3184 [16:15] <fanof> Nvidia and ATI`s video vards
#3185 [16:15] <fanof> cards
#3186 [16:15] <fanof> since those are the usual onse
#3187 [16:15] <fanof> ones
#3188 [16:15] <rymate1234> They have loads of different models though :P
#3189 [16:16] <earlehank> Please help me. When I try to start up Minecraft it dosnt come up. :(
#3190 [16:16] <fanof> reinstall it
#3191 [16:16] <fanof> god
#3192 [16:16] <Vi3rtelS> i have the same problem as fanof and when i have to play minecraft with minecraft.net or client it doesn't work
#3193 [16:16] <earlehank> I did.......
#3194 [16:16] <fanof> ehm
#3195 [16:16] <fanof> reboot your comp`
#3196 [16:16] <earlehank> I did
#3197 [16:17] <fanof> reinstall java=?
#3198 [16:17] <earlehank> ill try that i guess......
#3199 [16:17] <fanof> well make sure to delete the other version
#3200 [16:17] <fanof> i think
#3201 [16:17] <fanof> im not an expert
#3202 [16:18] <mib_24mgnc> I send you my computer the information you received aver
#3203 [16:18] <fanof> so, if several people have the same issue. how come mojan havent looked on it?
#3204 [16:18] <fanof> i mean
#3205 [16:18] <Vi3rtelS> help me.... my minecraftt doesn't work "video card drivers"....
#3206 [16:19] <fanof> ive been on alot of forums, and alots ofm people have this issue. so it cant only be our PCs fault
#3207 [16:19] <fanof> see
#3208 [16:19] <fanof> he has the same issue
#3209 [16:20] <rymate1234> fanof: this is not official mojang support
#3210 [16:20] <Vi3rtelS> hmmm where is official?
#3211 [16:20] <fanof> the offical minecraft support channel
#3212 [16:20] <fanof> they dopnt have 0one¨¨
#3213 [16:20] <fanof> they are to ignorant to actually give a shit
#3214 [16:21] <fanof> only that they get paid, they are happy
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#3216 [16:21] <rymate1234> fanof: There is an official suport
#3217 [16:21] <rymate1234> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#3218 [16:21] <rymate1234> Its looked at by mojang staff
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#3221 [16:22] <mic_cr234> Can someone help?
#3222 [16:22] <fanof> ye right, i bet they just look at it and just acts like this "Hmm he has a problem we cant solve, if we ignore this question long enough. maybe he will forget that he asked"
#3223 [16:22] <mic_cr234> My minecraft isn't loading, and I looked in the .minecraft foder and apparently I don't have my config
#3224 [16:22] <mic_cr234> v.v
#3225 [16:22] <username> I am getting a crash report, i sent it to Java Is there anything else to do?
#3226 [16:24] <Killer3214> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69868a13, pid=4784, tid=5876 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [nvoglv32.dll+0x368a13] # # If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit: #
#3227 [16:24] <mib_24mgnc> do youy have a phone number in french
#3228 [16:26] <Doctor> i wasn't aware there were different languages of phone numbers XD
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#3230 [16:29] <earlehank> well fanof I deleted the older versions but not the newest one...... but it dosnt work :(
#3231 [16:29] <earlehank> still
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#3233 [16:30] <Vi3rtelS> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 08.08.11 21:18 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1
#3234 [16:30] <earlehank> Now can someone tell me why Minecraft will not open for me?
#3235 [16:30] <earlehank> PLZ!!!
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#3237 [16:32] <lamiska> hello guys, i tried several versions of jre and openjdk but i always end up in this error : http://pastebin.com/XtE45Ufw , my gpu is mobility radeon hd5145 with catalyst driver and i am running arch linux x64
#3238 [16:32] <P2YS> Anyone help with a Minecraft problem?
#3239 [16:32] <earlehank> SO Vi3relS how do I get a new Video card driver..... or fix it?
#3240 [16:33] <lamiska> earlehank what is your video card?
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#3242 [16:33] <Vi3rtelS> sec
#3243 [16:33] <earlehank> I have no idea lol
#3244 [16:33] <earlehank> How do I find out???
#3245 [16:33] <Sin|Away> ??> earlehank win/dxdiag
#3246 [16:33] <P2YS> Whenever you can, Vi3, i have an error when trying to launch the game, i get an error giving my directory to appdata, and it says access denied.
#3247 [16:33] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3248 [16:33] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3253 [16:35] <earlehank> Ok I'll give it to you in 1 sec
#3254 [16:35] <fanof> well ok
#3255 [16:35] <earlehank> http://pastebin.com/2GU2A29H
#3256 [16:36] <Sin|Away> ??> earlehank gpu/nvidia
#3257 [16:36] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#3258 [16:36] <earlehank> ok thanks :)
#3259 [16:36] <Sin|Away> but your drivers are pretty up to date
#3260 [16:36] <Vi3rtelS> what about me?:S
#3261 [16:36] <Sin|Away> so there may be no new version
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#3263 [16:36] <earlehank> wait than wats the problem
#3264 [16:36] <earlehank> if its up to date?
#3265 [16:36] <lamiska> Vi3rtelS what graphics card do you have<
#3266 [16:37] <lamiska> ?
#3267 [16:37] <Thaddeus> Would someone mind helping me with my Minecraft? when i install it it says i have "Bad video card drivers!"
#3268 [16:37] <Thaddeus> but its a new computer..
#3269 [16:37] <Sin|Away> Vi3rtelS use pastebin, if you paste to the channel it gets cut off after so many words or floods the channel and you get banned
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#3271 [16:38] <Sin|Away> ??> earlehank java/version
#3272 [16:38] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3273 [16:38] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#3276 [16:38] <P2YS> I get an error saying "Fatal error occured (4) C:\Users\(my name)\ AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\lwgjl.jar (access is denied)
#3277 [16:38] <lamiska> Thaddeus what graphics card do you have?
#3278 [16:38] <Sin|Away> tell us what that tells you
#3279 [16:38] <Thaddeus> ill check lamiska
#3280 [16:38] <Wise> do trees need water at all (ingame) to grow?
#3281 [16:38] <P2YS> It helps, Wise.
#3282 [16:38] <Wise> alright
#3283 [16:38] <Sin|Away> Wise either that or bone meal
#3284 [16:38] <Wise> bone meal works on trees? nice
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#3286 [16:39] <Thaddeus> lamiska it is a nvida geforce 6150SE nforce 430 and total available memory 895mb
#3287 [16:39] <Sin|Away> ??> Thaddeus gpu/nvidia
#3288 [16:39] <VoxelHead> Thaddeus: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
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#3290 [16:40] <Kealper> Gut-abusiveWord: passive aggressive is still aggressive
#3291 [16:40] <Gut-abusiveWord> sry Kealper, it autochange my nick
#3292 [16:40] <Gut-abusiveWord> Kealper rly?
#3293 [16:41] <P2YS> Has anyone ever seen this error?: "Fatal error occured (4) C:\Users\(my name)\ AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\lwgjl.jar (access is denied)
#3294 [16:41] <muuurgh> Dp run as adminstrator when u go to clikc it
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#3297 [16:44] <P2YS> muurgh, it still has the same error
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#3300 [16:44] <Sin|Away> P2YS have you tried using javara to completely clean java from your system then reinstalling java?
#3301 [16:45] <Vi3rtelS> mobile intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family
#3302 [16:45] <P2YS> Nope.
#3303 [16:45] <Sin|Away> ??> P2YS win/javara
#3304 [16:45] <VoxelHead> P2YS: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3305 [16:45] <VoxelHead> P2YS: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3306 [16:45] <P2YS> Thank ya, i
#3307 [16:45] <P2YS> 'll go try it
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#3309 [16:45] <Sin|Away> gotta run, big storm coming, need to shut down my server and batten the hatches
#3310 [16:46] <earlehank> I have the latest virsion of java but Minecraft won't open. Please help!
#3311 [16:46] <P2YS> Alrighty.
#3312 [16:46] <MCF> hello?
#3313 [16:46] <Vi3rtelS> mobile intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family it's my graphic card who can help me?
#3314 [16:47] <MCF> any people on helping?
#3315 [16:48] <Vi3rtelS> thanks guys...
#3316 [16:48] <earlehank> PLease help me!
#3317 [16:48] <Thaddeus> thank you for the help, my minecraft now runs
#3318 [16:48] <Thaddeus> :)
#3319 [16:48] <earlehank> lucky.....
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#3321 [16:48] <MCF> lol
#3322 [16:48] <Vi3rtelS> lol ;(
#3323 [16:48] <Vi3rtelS> what you do?
#3324 [16:48] <MCF> all the helpers are idle -.-
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#3326 [16:49] <earlehank> I'm gonna cry if no one helps me ;( sniff sniff
#3327 [16:49] <MCF> lol
#3328 [16:49] <earlehank> lol
#3329 [16:49] <MCF> whats ur problem, "maybe" i could hel
#3330 [16:49] <MCF> help
#3331 [16:50] <Vi3rtelS> mobile intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family who can help me
#3332 [16:50] <earlehank> Well when I try to run Minecraft it wont start up..... its really annoying
#3333 [16:50] <MCF> like, the bad video card drivers thing?
#3334 [16:50] <MCF> or something
#3335 [16:50] <MCF> else
#3336 [16:50] <MCF> what happens exactly when u run it?
#3337 [16:50] <earlehank> Well how do I get a new one?
#3338 [16:51] <MCF> do u get the "bad video card drivers!" error thing?
#3339 [16:51] <earlehank> Wait actually I have the latest driver
#3340 [16:51] <earlehank> lol
#3341 [16:51] <MCF> what happens when u try to run minecraft?
#3342 [16:51] <earlehank> absolutaly nothing
#3343 [16:51] <MCF> does it even open, or just nothing happens and all u see is ur desktop
#3344 [16:52] <Vi3rtelS> i have bad video card drivers error but i have latest drivers
#3345 [16:52] <earlehank> It dosnt open and all I see is my desktop
#3346 [16:52] <MCF> i got no idea then =\ sorry
#3347 [16:52] <MCF> some of the helper people need to get on lol
#3348 [16:52] <earlehank> awww
#3349 [16:52] <MCF> try reinstalling it
#3350 [16:52] <MCF> would be my only advice
#3351 [16:52] <earlehank> I have
#3352 [16:53] <MCF> hmm
#3353 [16:53] <Vi3rtelS> on the website is the same error ;s
#3354 [16:53] <earlehank> I should try it one more time because I had old java
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#3356 [16:53] <earlehank> before
#3357 [16:53] <MCF> ok
#3358 [16:54] <earlehank> then I deleted it and got the newest update
#3359 [16:54] <earlehank> ok 1 sec
#3360 [16:54] <MCF> that might be it
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#3363 [16:54] <TheNytangel> Oh my god.. first an update for Xbox, now an update for BFBC2? What kind of world is this?
#3364 [16:54] <FearItsSelf> the fuck
#3365 [16:54] <FearItsSelf> how did I end up here
#3366 [16:54] <FearItsSelf> O.o
#3367 [16:57] <earlehank> Im getting pissed off now.....
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#3369 [16:58] <earlehank> TheNytangel you mind helping me?
#3370 [17:01] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#3371 [17:01] <TheNytangel> Ask you question
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#3373 [17:01] <mohawk> yo
#3374 [17:02] <mohawk> im having a lil trouble with my minecraft startup
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#3376 [17:08] <bugweiser> the games do not work I try to login but when I wrote my username and my password after I login but have said no premium user help me because I pay for the game ..
#3377 [17:09] <TheNytangel> I just planted 3 C4 right next to me..
#3378 [17:09] <TheNytangel> And commited suicide :D
#3379 [17:09] <Doctor> quick question! i just ran into my first dungeon. i disable the mob spawner by placing torches on it, right? o.o
#3380 [17:10] <Wise> would it work to have still water UNDER a block to grow things that use water?
#3381 [17:11] <TheNytangel> Doctor, yes
#3382 [17:11] <TheNytangel> Wise, within 9 blocks
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#3384 [17:11] <weeryzer> hi guys my minecraft keeps crashing
#3385 [17:11] <bugweiser> the games do not work I try to login but when I wrote my username and my password after I login but have said no premium user help me because I pay for the game ..
#3386 [17:11] <Wise> TheNytangel; does it work like better/worse? or is it just if it's within 9 blocks it'll work as good as ifit's right next to it
#3387 [17:12] <TheNytangel> Wise, same
#3388 [17:12] <Wise> alright, thank
#3389 [17:12] <Wise> s
#3390 [17:12] <weeryzer> would someone be able to help me?
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#3392 [17:15] <TheNytangel> FUCKING CAMPERS
#3393 [17:15] <TheNytangel> Sorry.
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#3395 [17:15] <bugweiser> the games do not work I try to login but when I wrote my username and my password after I login but have said no premium user help me because I pay for the game ..
#3396 [17:15] <Opeth> ?? payment
#3397 [17:15] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3398 [17:15] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
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#3400 [17:18] <bugweiser> If I send you an email because it's been two days I expect what I score in the
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#3402 [17:19] <bugweiser> If I send you an email because it's been two days I expect what I score in the email
#3403 [17:19] <Doctor> yay ^^
#3404 [17:19] * Doctor laughs manically at the fallen dungeon
#3404 [17:20] <bugweiser> help my please read my last commentary
#3405 [17:22] <Doctor> ?? payment
#3406 [17:22] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3407 [17:22] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
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#3413 [17:27] <Tosh_0> Lol
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#3415 [17:28] <DsX> hi
#3416 [17:28] <DsX> Someone here who can help?
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#3418 [17:28] <officerneff> can anyone help me.I downloaded kiersar's world 5 map. But i cant play it for some reason
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#3420 [17:29] <Doctor> i might be able to help o.o what's the issue?
#3421 [17:30] <birkiz> I have med a server, and people have played on it, but now they cant get in.
#3422 [17:31] <birkiz> made*
#3423 [17:31] <birkiz> We where all at my house, but when they got home, It did not work
#3424 [17:32] <birkiz> We tried to use hamachi too..but it didnt work
#3425 [17:33] <DsX> IT WORKS :D
#3426 [17:33] * Doctor falls over
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#3427 [17:34] <curmet> how can i get y gift card to work
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#3429 [17:35] <curmet> were
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#3436 [17:45] <SakuyasLove> does the client connect via tcp or udp?
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#3438 [17:47] <asherlite> !check 65.102.118.169
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#3440 [17:47] <asherlite> fuck i thought it would work.
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#3448 [17:54] <Puddles> how do i get a world
#3449 [17:54] <|KiiAWAY|> clocl 'single player' then 'generate new world'
#3450 [17:55] <Puddles> i just got minecraft for 21.95
#3451 [17:56] <|KiiAWAY|> !client
#3452 [17:57] <Puddles> then
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#3454 [17:58] <Puddles> how to do i play on a world
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#3456 [17:58] <JohnEBH> Puddles- Single player > Create Worls > pPlay world
#3457 [17:58] <|KiiAWAY|> you want us to hold your hand through playinmg?
#3458 [17:59] <|KiiAWAY|> john, just said that before you got in
#3459 [17:59] <bellows> I've been having problems with downloading the game onto my PC
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#3461 [18:00] <JohnEBH> !client
#3462 [18:00] <smerft> Hey, can I get somebody to help me?
#3463 [18:00] <JohnEBH> bellows- Download from above ^
#3464 [18:01] <Doctor> someone needs to write "The Handholding Guide to Minecraft"
#3465 [18:01] <JohnEBH> bellows- If necessary, change the file extension to .exe by renaming minecraft and adding .exe to the end of the name.
#3466 [18:01] <JohnEBH> ??> smerft ask
#3467 [18:01] <VoxelHead> smerft: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3468 [18:01] <VoxelHead> smerft: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#3470 [18:01] <JohnEBH> |KiiAWAY|- I though you were away =P
#3471 [18:02] <smerft> Alright, I just installed Java 1.7. Now I can't launch Minecraft at all
#3472 [18:02] <Puddles> how get a world i already downloaded everything
#3473 [18:02] <bellows> I have tried. I have Windows 7, 64-bit. I have tried to save it, but everytime I do, It asks me to pick something to open it with. I can't get it to download properly
#3474 [18:02] <JohnEBH> smerft- Don't use Java 7
#3475 [18:02] <|KiiAWAY|> mesa going to outback with mah hunnybuns :P
#3476 [18:03] <smerft> Why is that?
#3477 [18:03] <JohnEBH> Puddles- Alt+F4
#3478 [18:03] <|KiiAWAY|> bellows: put .exe at the end of the filename
#3479 [18:03] <JohnEBH> bellows- Change the file extension to .exe by renaming minecraft and adding .exe to the end of the name.
#3480 [18:03] <JohnEBH> smerft- Java 7 is in beta, obviously not stable enough for minecraft
#3481 [18:04] * |KiiAWAY| plays with java 7 <.<
#3481 [18:04] <smerft> It's out of beta
#3482 [18:04] <JohnEBH> ?? getjava
#3483 [18:04] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3484 [18:05] <|KiiAWAY|> 6.26 is still the rcomended ver
#3485 [18:05] <JohnEBH> Well is it recommended?
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#3487 [18:06] <earehank> Can someone help me?
#3488 [18:07] <|KiiAWAY|> apparently not, hank
#3489 [18:07] <JohnEBH> You're still away =P
#3490 [18:07] * |KiiAWAY| is just being lazy
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#3491 [18:08] <JohnEBH> lol
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#3493 [18:08] <mr_wibble> hey i gotta problem with my minecraft folder
#3494 [18:09] <mr_wibble> anybody there?...
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#3496 [18:11] <mib_kwnj5m> when i downloaded my minecraft and opened the launcher it said it was not downloaded
#3497 [18:12] <JohnEBH> King9999- Is java installed?
#3498 [18:12] <King9999> yes
#3499 [18:12] <JohnEBH> ??> King9999 win/reinst/bat
#3500 [18:12] <VoxelHead> King9999: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3501 [18:12] <VoxelHead> King9999: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3502 [18:13] <King9999> thx
#3503 [18:13] <Raiderman> So, if I do "force update" to get a new minecraft.jar will I lose any saves or mods?
#3504 [18:13] <|KiiAWAY|> mods, yes, but we dont help with mods..
#3505 [18:13] <Raiderman> I know, I was just asking about the force update
#3506 [18:13] <Raiderman> And thanks
#3507 [18:14] * |KiiAWAY| is ACTUALLY leaving this time :P
#3507 [18:14] <JohnEBH> Bai |KiiAWAY| !
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#3509 [18:15] <MCF> could someone help me plz?
#3510 [18:15] <King9999> it still didn't work :(
#3511 [18:15] <JohnEBH> MCF- With?
#3512 [18:15] <MCF> ok
#3513 [18:15] <MCF> i can get on minecraft
#3514 [18:15] <MCF> but i play for like 30 mins
#3515 [18:15] <MCF> and it freezes
#3516 [18:15] <MCF> just out of nowhere
#3517 [18:15] <JohnEBH> King9999- try playing on minecraft.net?
#3518 [18:15] <MCF> whats the deal?
#3519 [18:16] <MCF> it wont even ope
#3520 [18:16] <JohnEBH> MCF- How much RAM do you have?
#3521 [18:16] <MCF> open
#3522 [18:16] <MCF> im not sure, how do i check?
#3523 [18:16] <JohnEBH> MCF- Hold the windows key and pause break
#3524 [18:16] <King9999> i can't (i downloaded on utube
#3525 [18:17] <King9999> )
#3526 [18:17] <JohnEBH> King9999- Downloaded on youtube? Why youtube...?
#3527 [18:17] <MCF> johnEBH "pause break"?
#3528 [18:17] <JohnEBH> MCF- Should be beside the scroll lock
#3529 [18:17] <MCF> oh, thanks
#3530 [18:17] <King9999> i can't pay for it :P
#3531 [18:17] <King9999> XD
#3532 [18:17] <King9999> xd
#3533 [18:17] <JohnEBH> King9999- Well I can't help you
#3534 [18:18] <MCF> im holding the windows key and paus and break
#3535 [18:18] <MCF> nothing is happening
#3536 [18:18] <MCF> im on a laptop, does that make a difference?
#3537 [18:18] <TheNytangel> No
#3538 [18:18] <JohnEBH> MCF- Shouldn't...
#3539 [18:18] <MCF> hmmm
#3540 [18:18] <MCF> =\
#3541 [18:18] <JohnEBH> ??> MCF win/dxdiag
#3542 [18:18] <VoxelHead> MCF: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3543 [18:18] <VoxelHead> MCF: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3544 [18:19] <MCF> i did that b4 but to fix the bad videocard drivers deal
#3545 [18:19] <JohnEBH> MCF- Lol Do it again so I can find out how much RAM you have'
#3546 [18:19] <MCF> oh
#3547 [18:19] <MCF> ok
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#3549 [18:22] <zippity> can someone help me
#3550 [18:22] <MCF> it has about 1696 MB of memory
#3551 [18:23] <JohnEBH> MCF- Make sure you only have minecraft running and nothign else. Minecraft seems to be running out of RAM to work with.
#3552 [18:23] <MCF> oh
#3553 [18:23] <JohnEBH> MCF- you could also try using optifine
#3554 [18:23] <zippity> whenever i try to play it says error pixels are not accelerated or something and i cant play
#3555 [18:23] <JohnEBH> !google Optifine
#3556 [18:23] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Optifine&l=0
#3557 [18:23] <JohnEBH> ??> zippity win/dxdiag
#3558 [18:23] <VoxelHead> zippity: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3559 [18:23] <VoxelHead> zippity: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3560 [18:24] <MCF> oh wait. its 4069MB RAM
#3561 [18:24] <MCF> what does optifine do?
#3562 [18:25] <JohnEBH> MCF- http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-173-optifine-hd-f-fps-boost/ <- Read up.
#3563 [18:25] <MCF> ok
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#3570 [18:31] <Coll> I wish to cartograph my map but cartograph G doesnt seem to work for me. Is there any other alternatives?
#3571 [18:31] <Opeth> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Category:Mapping_Software
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#3575 [18:37] <Coll> hmm
#3576 [18:37] <Coll> thanks
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#3581 [18:41] <NightLoneWolf> according to minecraft wiki, ops in minecraft server can create/distroy blocks...i downloaded the server, running it locally with the game..i log on, i assigned myself as op...and, other then using the /give command, how am i able to create/destroy any block??
#3582 [18:42] * NightLoneWolf is really confused
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#3584 [18:44] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: You ARE keeping the mouse pressed, right?
#3585 [18:44] <mib_e69py2> I have a question, where do I find the system requirements for minecraft?
#3586 [18:44] <TheNytangel> ?? requirements
#3587 [18:44] <VoxelHead> requirements: Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#3588 [18:44] <mib_e69py2> Alright, thank you!
#3589 [18:44] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: The only difference between an OP and a non-op when it comes to destroying blocks is that OPs can build in the spawnregion, and non-ops can't.
#3590 [18:45] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Might want to use requirements/lessrude , it doesn't have these "what did you expect" thingies. ^^
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#3593 [18:46] <TheNytangel> ?? requirements/lessrude
#3594 [18:47] <NightLoneWolf> so, other then using the op commands that the server lists, and being able to build in the spawn regions...theres nothing interesting being an op?
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#3596 [18:47] <Morrolan> RightLegRed: Well, yes.
#3597 [18:47] <Morrolan> Oh, sorry RightLegRed. -.-
#3598 [18:47] <RightLegRed> indeed
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#3600 [18:47] <RightLegRed> It's k :P
#3601 [18:48] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: Well, yes. The job of an OP is just to keep the server running. :)
#3602 [18:48] <Morrolan> I prolly should go to bed, can't read properly anymore. :D
#3603 [18:48] <NightLoneWolf> i was hoping an easier way to sculp the land in-game xD
#3604 [18:48] <NightLoneWolf> i prob should get a map editor then huh?
#3605 [18:48] <TheNytangel> I just got ran over by a tank >:o
#3606 [18:48] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: You might want to look into WorldEdit then, a plugin for bukkit.
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#3608 [18:49] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: WorldEdit is basically an ingame-mapeditor.
#3609 [18:49] <NightLoneWolf> ...worldEdit = something like classic version?
#3610 [18:49] <Morrolan> Nah, it is some sort of ingame mapeditor. It does have a function where you can instant-destroy blocks, but it has much more.
#3611 [18:50] <TheNytangel> ?? mcedit
#3612 [18:50] <VoxelHead> mcedit: http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#3613 [18:50] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: If you prefer an external mapeditor then you could take a look at MCEdit, the link is right above here. ^
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#3615 [18:50] <NightLoneWolf> i rather an internal mapeditor... xD so, worldedit is the one then?
#3616 [18:51] <Morrolan> NightLoneWolf: If you however would like to give WorldEdit a try then you'll have to install craftbukkit first (instructions: http://wiki.bukkit.org/Setting_up_a_server). Then you can install WorldEdit.
#3617 [18:51] <Morrolan> (WorldEdit: http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/edit-sec-admn-worldedit-4-6-world-editing-de-griefing-1000.62/)
#3618 [18:51] <mib_0cftzj> hi
#3619 [18:51] <mib_0cftzj> hi
#3620 [18:51] <mib_0cftzj> ih
#3621 [18:51] <mib_0cftzj> hi
#3622 [18:51] <Morrolan> Also, for future support with bukkit you can ask in #bukkit, for support with WorldEdit in #worldedit :)
#3623 [18:51] <Morrolan> hey mib_0cftzj
#3624 [18:52] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, I got 2 kills without dying :D
#3625 [18:52] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Uh, where? :D
#3626 [18:52] <mib_0cftzj> i installed mods and now it doesnt work
#3627 [18:52] <Morrolan> mib_0cftzj: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#3628 [18:52] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, BFBC2
#3629 [18:53] <mib_0cftzj> windows
#3630 [18:53] <Morrolan> ??> mib_0cftzj win/Reinst
#3631 [18:53] <VoxelHead> mib_0cftzj: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3632 [18:53] <VoxelHead> mib_0cftzj: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3633 [18:53] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions, mib_0cftzj. This way you'll get a clean minecraft.jar again.
#3634 [18:53] <mib_0cftzj> ?
#3635 [18:53] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Ah, uh, nice. :D
#3636 [18:53] <Morrolan> mib_0cftzj: Follow VoxelHead's instructions and Minecraft will work again.
#3637 [18:54] <mib_0cftzj> how do i do it
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#3639 [18:54] <Morrolan> How do you do what?
#3640 [18:54] <mib_0cftzj> i dont know much about pc
#3641 [18:54] <Morrolan> Just follow VoxelHead's instructions, step by step.
#3642 [18:55] <Morrolan> If you're stuck somewhere then tell us and we'll explain.
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#3644 [18:56] <mib_0cftzj> so go into run and do appdata , what saves directory
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#3646 [18:56] <fault> ??faq dont/pebcak
#3647 [18:57] <earlehank> Could anyone help me? When I try to start Minecraft it says Unknown publisher and it wont let me on
#3648 [18:57] <Morrolan> Inside the appdata folder is a folder called ".minecraft", mib_0cftzj.
#3649 [18:57] <mib_0cftzj> ok
#3650 [18:57] <earlehank> PLZ HELP
#3651 [18:57] <Morrolan> mib_0cftzj: And inside that .minecraft folder is a folder called "saves"
#3652 [18:57] <Morrolan> earlehank: Patience please
#3653 [18:57] <fault> ??> earlehank patience
#3654 [18:57] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3655 [18:57] <mib_0cftzj> ok
#3656 [18:57] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3657 [18:57] <Morrolan> fault: Are you able to do more than to tell peopel to shut the fu** up? ;)
#3658 [18:57] <Morrolan> people*
#3659 [18:57] <fault> yeah, one second, i'm fixing tab completion
#3660 [18:58] <earlehank> Well I need help now I have delt with this crap for over a week.... its so annoying :(
#3661 [18:58] <Morrolan> earlehank: Can't you tell it to continue nevertheless? There should be a button somewhere. :/
#3662 [18:58] <mib_0cftzj> thanks
#3663 [18:58] <fault> earlehank, are you trying to access minecraft through a browser or through the client?
#3664 [18:58] <earlehank> I have tryed both
#3665 [18:58] <Morrolan> earlehank: So, just to make sure. You did select "save", and not "run", right?
#3666 [18:59] <earlehank> OH
#3667 [18:59] <Morrolan> Hehe :D
#3668 [18:59] <earlehank> wait a minute lol
#3669 [18:59] <Morrolan> Choose "save" and save it on your desktop or something. Then try again.
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#3671 [18:59] <earlehank> I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT!
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#3675 [18:59] <Morrolan> Nah, common mistake, no worries. ;)
#3676 [18:59] <earlehank> lol
#3677 [18:59] <earlehank> ok im gonna try now
#3678 [19:00] <earlehank> THANK YOU SO MUCH
#3679 [19:00] <Morrolan> Sure thing, earlehank.
#3680 [19:01] <JohnEBH> ^ lol
#3681 [19:01] <fault> step no. 1: don't use IE
#3682 [19:01] <Morrolan> fault: Well, that protection thingy actually kinda makes sense.
#3683 [19:02] <Morrolan> It is strange though. When I try to reproduce it it still allows me to skip that message and continue nevertheless. :S
#3684 [19:02] <fault> i suppose so. maybe their security settings are set too high
#3685 [19:02] <Morrolan> Seems depending on your account it does not allow you to. Maybe if you've only got a normal account.
#3686 [19:02] <Morrolan> (Yes, I browsing the internet with an admin acc, I know, it's no good idea, but I'm lazy)
#3687 [19:02] <fault> which is probably a good thing as well. i need to set my windows machine up again so i can test these things out
#3688 [19:02] <earlehank> Ok it didnt work :( I clicked "save file" and I tried to start it up and it didnt :(
#3689 [19:03] <Morrolan> earlehank: So, now nothing happens at all?
#3690 [19:03] <fault> What error message did you get when you tried to start it up?
#3691 [19:03] <fault> if any
#3692 [19:03] <earlehank> Unkown publisher
#3693 [19:03] <fault> Do you have another browser you can use to download it?
#3694 [19:03] <earlehank> I tryed firefox and internet
#3695 [19:04] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, I can't aim for crap
#3696 [19:04] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: Hehe. :D
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#3698 [19:04] <earlehank> and no i dont
#3699 [19:04] <Morrolan> Just play some more, I guess you'll get better and better. ,)
#3700 [19:04] <TheNytangel> Morrolan, or not
#3701 [19:05] <fault> earlehank, are you using an administrator account?
#3702 [19:05] <fault> if not, do you have access to one?
#3703 [19:05] <Morrolan> earlehank: Hmm, and it still doesn't allow you to skip that message? Let's try this then: Right click the file and select "properties".
#3704 [19:06] <Morrolan> On the bottom should be something about security, the file being from the internet and access being blocked etc etc. Try to hit "allow" there.
#3705 [19:06] <Morrolan> Actually, not sure if that works with a default acc. :S
#3706 [19:06] <earlehank> ok
#3707 [19:06] <fault> ??< win/run
#3708 [19:06] <fault> ??< win/ie
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#3711 [19:07] <JohnEBH> ??< dont/pebback
#3712 [19:07] <JohnEBH> ??< index
#3713 [19:07] <dipman55> I downloaded the game and I get an error about the video drivers when I try to run it
#3714 [19:08] <JohnEBH> ??< dont/pebcak
#3715 [19:08] <earlehank> nope...... :(
#3716 [19:08] <JohnEBH> ??>> dipman55 win/dxdiag
#3717 [19:08] <earlehank> didnt work
#3718 [19:08] <fault> ??> dipman55 win/dxdiag
#3719 [19:08] <Morrolan> earlehank: Hmm, lemme google a bit.
#3720 [19:08] <VoxelHead> dipman55: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3721 [19:08] <VoxelHead> dipman55: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3722 [19:08] <JohnEBH> fault- Why T.T
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#3724 [19:09] <mib_vgxi1s> hello?
#3725 [19:09] <JohnEBH> I sent it to him as notice XD
#3726 [19:09] <fault> oh :(
#3727 [19:09] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- Hi
#3728 [19:09] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, there are people here, ask your question if you have one.
#3729 [19:09] <Morrolan> earlehank: Hmm, try this here: http://www.technipages.com/disable-publisher-could-not-be-verified-messages.html
#3730 [19:09] <earlehank> ok
#3731 [19:10] <JohnEBH> has someone already done ?? win/ie? =P
#3732 [19:10] <fault> yeah, it's just saying i.e. is the sucks
#3733 [19:10] <fault> he's tried firefox, apparently
#3734 [19:10] <JohnEBH> Oh.
#3735 [19:10] <JohnEBH> It wouldn't open?
#3736 [19:10] <Morrolan> Nah, "publisher could not be verified", and no way to skip it. :S
#3737 [19:11] <fault> earlehank, what version of windows are you using?
#3738 [19:11] <mib_vgxi1s> hi, can u help me with this problem recently i played minecraft and this error window came up but it shut down my minecraft and it keeps happening and this is what the error winow said: paste bin link below
#3739 [19:12] <mib_vgxi1s> http://mibpaste.com/0Ul8Lb
#3740 [19:12] <Morrolan> earlehank: If this doesn't work, or if it can't find the gpedit.msc file, try this here: http://justsayyes.wordpress.com/2008/04/28/remove-the-message-this-publisher-could-not-be-verified/
#3741 [19:12] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, is it a recurring problem?
#3742 [19:12] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- Update you video drivers
#3743 [19:12] <JohnEBH> ??>> mib_vgxi1s win/dxdiag
#3744 [19:12] <mib_vgxi1s> i have
#3745 [19:12] <Morrolan> mib_vgxi1s: How did you do so?
#3746 [19:13] <JohnEBH> Random question. Who here is using Java 7 as of now? =O
#3747 [19:13] <Jackson413> can anyone offer some permissions 3.0 help?
#3748 [19:13] <Morrolan> JohnEBH: Nope.
#3749 [19:13] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- #bukkit
#3750 [19:13] <Morrolan> Jackson413: Try #permissions
#3751 [19:13] <fault> ??> Jackson413 mods
#3752 [19:13] <Jackson413> wrong channel
#3753 [19:13] <mib_vgxi1s> dont laugh....but im only 13 yrs of age so i aked my.......dad 2 do it......i dont know how though..........:(
#3754 [19:13] <VoxelHead> Jackson413: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#3755 [19:13] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- Or #essentials
#3756 [19:13] <VoxelHead> Jackson413: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3757 [19:13] <Jackson413> thats embarressing
#3758 [19:13] <Morrolan> ;)
#3759 [19:13] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, reinstall java
#3760 [19:14] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3761 [19:14] <Jackson413> i thought i was in bukkit :S
#3762 [19:14] <Morrolan> No worries.
#3763 [19:14] <fault> or ask your father to do it
#3764 [19:14] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- Lol Don't worry
#3765 [19:14] <mib_vgxi1s> did that and the newist version 2
#3766 [19:14] <Morrolan> JohnEBH: Just look at his dxdiag and make sure that it's the newest driver I guess.
#3767 [19:14] <Morrolan> I'll be off for bed, have a nice day.
#3768 [19:14] <JohnEBH> lol
#3769 [19:14] <JohnEBH> Night
#3770 [19:14] <Morrolan> Can't read properly anymore. ;)
#3771 [19:15] <earlehank> I really dont know what it is asking me to do......
#3772 [19:15] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, did you uninstall it first, then reinstall it?
#3773 [19:15] <dipman55> I pasted the info, where am I supposed to see the link?
#3774 [19:15] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- So um, about that dxdiag
#3775 [19:15] <fault> dipman55, it's in your browser's address bar
#3776 [19:15] <JohnEBH> dipman55- The page it sends you to. Copy whatever is in the URL bar and paste it here
#3777 [19:15] <mib_vgxi1s> ................
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#3780 [19:16] <mib_vgxi1s> ........................
#3781 [19:16] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, what?
#3782 [19:16] <fault> don't just spam the room with ellipses
#3783 [19:16] <fault> they aren't even proper ellipses
#3784 [19:16] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- I'll have to kick you if you keep spamming...
#3785 [19:17] <mib_vgxi1s> k soz
#3786 [19:17] <fault> soz?
#3787 [19:17] <dipman55> http://pastebin.com/0d5zRkpc
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#3789 [19:17] <mib_vgxi1s> jesus sorry
#3790 [19:17] <earlehank> Someone help me! When I try to run Minecraft It says unknown publisher. Then when I still tell it to run it wont let me :(
#3791 [19:17] <JohnEBH> fault- You find the drivers or me?
#3792 [19:17] <fault> hmm, urban dictionary puts it nicely
#3793 [19:17] <fault> hehe
#3794 [19:17] <fault> JohnEBH, sure
#3795 [19:17] <JohnEBH> fault- lol K
#3796 [19:17] <mib_vgxi1s> XD
#3797 [19:18] <BigE> My Minecraft Launcher can't connect to minecraft.net at ANY time. Can someone help?
#3798 [19:18] <earlehank> Help me PLZ
#3799 [19:18] <JohnEBH> BigE- Have you ever had a pirated version of minecraft?
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#3801 [19:19] <dipman55> http://pastebin.com/0d5zRkpc
#3802 [19:19] <JohnEBH> earlehank- You've been given instructions on how to disable it...
#3803 [19:19] <rodimuz> hey guys
#3804 [19:19] <fault> we got it, dipman
#3805 [19:19] <JohnEBH> dipman55- Hold up
#3806 [19:19] <JohnEBH> rodimuz- Hello
#3807 [19:19] <fault> dipman55, install these drivers: http://us.download.nvidia.com/Windows/275.33/275.33-desktop-win7-winvista-64bit-english-whql.exe
#3808 [19:19] <rodimuz> i just bought minecraft and it said i have bad vide card drivers
#3809 [19:19] <rodimuz> video*
#3810 [19:19] <earlehank> I tryed that
#3811 [19:19] <fault> ??> rodimuz win/dxdiag
#3812 [19:19] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3813 [19:19] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3814 [19:19] <JohnEBH> earlehank- try restarting your computer now...?
#3815 [19:20] <earlehank> I have done that about 1000 times
#3816 [19:20] <fault> well, try it after you've done the troubleshooting steps
#3817 [19:20] <JohnEBH> earlehank- Right after using that fix?
#3818 [19:20] <JohnEBH> earlehank- Some windows settings take effect after a restart
#3819 [19:21] <fault> !up mc.zchr.org
#3820 [19:21] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://mc.zchr.org looks down from here.
#3821 [19:21] <fault> !help
#3822 [19:21] <fault> !check mc.zchr.org
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#3824 [19:21] <JohnEBH> lol
#3825 [19:21] <rodimuz> i cant find the dxdiag my computer said
#3826 [19:21] <fault> ??> rodimuz win/nodxdiag
#3827 [19:21] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/nodxdiag) In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#3828 [19:21] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/nodxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3829 [19:22] <JohnEBH> One rare case
#3830 [19:22] <earlehank> Where is tools on INTERNET EXPLORER
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#3832 [19:22] <JohnEBH> Er... top right side below the search field?
#3833 [19:22] <fault> earlehank, tap the alt key on your keyboard in IE
#3834 [19:22] <mib_vgxi1s> http://mibpaste.com/T6crhr please help me this window pops up and ive updated my video drive and reinstalled java and it keeps coming up :(
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#3836 [19:23] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, uninstall java, then reinstall java
#3837 [19:23] <mib_vgxi1s> and freezes and crashes minecraft
#3838 [19:23] <mib_vgxi1s> ive done al that
#3839 [19:23] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- We've asked you to review your steps on installing drivers and java
#3840 [19:23] <fault> ??> mib_vgxi1s win/reinst
#3841 [19:23] <mib_vgxi1s> *all*
#3842 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3843 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3844 [19:23] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_vgxi1s dont/bother
#3845 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
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#3847 [19:24] <fault> i still miss dont/id10t
#3848 [19:24] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_vgxi1s dont/pebcak
#3849 [19:24] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (dont/pebcak) If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#3850 [19:24] <fault> it was pretty much the same thing
#3851 [19:24] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (dont/pebcak) Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#3852 [19:24] <JohnEBH> lol ^
#3853 [19:24] <mib_vgxi1s> wow
#3854 [19:24] <bellows> does anyone know why when i try to play before it trys to load a bunch of red letters come up in an error message?
#3855 [19:25] <mib_vgxi1s> u type quick
#3856 [19:25] <JohnEBH> !check
#3857 [19:25] <fault> bellows, can you tell us the error message
#3858 [19:25] <JohnEBH> !check sc25.servercraft.co:7533
#3859 [19:25] <fault> !check
#3860 [19:25] <fault> hehe
#3861 [19:25] <fault> i didn't know it works w/o an ip
#3862 [19:25] <JohnEBH> be quiet T.T
#3863 [19:25] <JohnEBH> !check sc25.servercraft.co:7533
#3864 [19:25] <JohnEBH> It does. Defaults to yours
#3865 [19:25] <bellows> an erroe has occured in loading the applet or something
#3866 [19:26] <fault> ??> bellows specific
#3867 [19:26] <VoxelHead> bellows: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#3868 [19:26] <VoxelHead> bellows: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#3869 [19:26] <rodimuz> so what from the info.txt do i need to paste here?
#3870 [19:26] <fault> paste it in pastebin.com, all of it
#3871 [19:26] <rodimuz> well in pastebin
#3872 [19:26] <earlehank> where is security tab in toolbar???
#3873 [19:26] <rodimuz> ok
#3874 [19:27] <fault> earlehank, go to internet explorer settings
#3875 [19:27] <JohnEBH> earlehank- we've suggested pressing alt on the keyboard.
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#3877 [19:27] <JohnEBH> earlehank- And top right hand side of ie :P
#3878 [19:27] <r3dw4rr10r> hello?
#3879 [19:27] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- hello
#3880 [19:27] <r3dw4rr10r> i need help badly
#3881 [19:27] <r3dw4rr10r> um i just bough the game
#3882 [19:27] <fault> ask
#3883 [19:27] <TheNytangel> ?? payment
#3884 [19:27] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- Premium may take some time.
#3885 [19:27] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3886 [19:27] <r3dw4rr10r> and it says transiction sucsesful
#3887 [19:28] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#3888 [19:28] <earlehank> JohnEBH where is it on toolbar
#3889 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> but i can i contune?
#3890 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> liike will i donwload the game or what?
#3891 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> will it come in a file
#3892 [19:28] <JohnEBH> !client
#3893 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> because ive seen youtube vids
#3894 [19:28] <JohnEBH> You can download that ^
#3895 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> yea
#3896 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> i know
#3897 [19:28] <r3dw4rr10r> but i dont have it on my desktop
#3898 [19:29] <r3dw4rr10r> to like install mods and such
#3899 [19:29] <r3dw4rr10r> so what can i do?
#3900 [19:29] <JohnEBH> ?? demo
#3901 [19:29] <JohnEBH> ??> r3dw4rr10r demo
#3902 [19:29] <r3dw4rr10r> demo?>
#3903 [19:29] <mib_vgxi1s> ive reinstalled all M.C files (by force updating) and it came up as soon as i opened up minecraft login page thing
#3904 [19:29] <r3dw4rr10r> can i play online and such?>
#3905 [19:29] <JohnEBH> ??> r3dw4rr10r demo
#3906 [19:29] <VoxelHead> r3dw4rr10r: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#3907 [19:29] <VoxelHead> r3dw4rr10r: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#3908 [19:29] <JohnEBH> VoxelHead is mean T.T
#3909 [19:30] <r3dw4rr10r> but will it come in a download cus you said permium will i have to buy that aswell
#3910 [19:30] <r3dw4rr10r> because i am very low on money
#3911 [19:30] <earlehank> JohnEBO there is no client
#3912 [19:30] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- Your account will be made premium to play minecraft beta
#3913 [19:30] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- The download for the client is free
#3914 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> so no pusrache?
#3915 [19:31] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- Nope
#3916 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> no buy prenuum
#3917 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> i dont have to buy adnytinh
#3918 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> so i am a noob
#3919 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> -_-
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#3921 [19:31] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- you said you've already bought it, it just takes time to process
#3922 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> ahhhh
#3923 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> thanks
#3924 [19:31] * mib_yjmbst [mib_yjmbst@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3925 [19:31] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- Np
#3926 [19:31] <r3dw4rr10r> and how much will you predict it will take?
#3927 [19:31] <JohnEBH> earlehank- While on IE press alt
#3928 [19:32] <fault> a few hours
#3929 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> hours
#3930 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> wow
#3931 [19:32] <JohnEBH> r3dw4rr10r- give it a couple of hours, may take 2 days most
#3932 [19:32] <fault> deal with it.
#3933 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> i tough it would take days
#3934 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> :D
#3935 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> like 4
#3936 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> i tought
#3937 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> so
#3938 [19:32] <JohnEBH> 2 Days is quite unusual though XD
#3939 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> thanks
#3940 [19:32] <JohnEBH> Np
#3941 [19:32] <r3dw4rr10r> have a nice day and thank you for your patiance
#3942 [19:33] <Gracie779> Hello?
#3943 [19:33] <JohnEBH> Gracie779- Hai
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#3945 [19:33] <mib_yjmbst> http://mibpaste.com/fdrhhG ??????
#3946 [19:33] <mib_vgxi1s> ;):O:/:P:/:s:D:(:);):O:P:/:s:D:(:):):):):):):):):):):)
#3947 [19:33] <Gracie779> i need some help?
#3948 [19:33] <fault> ??> Gracie779 ask
#3949 [19:33] <VoxelHead> Gracie779: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
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#3951 [19:33] <VoxelHead> Gracie779: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3952 [19:33] <fault> ??> mib_yjmbst win/reinst
#3953 [19:33] <VoxelHead> mib_yjmbst: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3954 [19:33] <VoxelHead> mib_yjmbst: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3955 [19:34] <Server_Setup_Help> Can Someone Help Me In Seting Up A Multiplayer server
#3956 [19:34] <Gracie779> well i cant open my Texture Pack and Mods folder for some reson can u help?
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#3958 [19:34] <Mr_Black> hello, i cannot purchase minecraft, due to the fact it says i must wait 24 hours. Help Plz
#3959 [19:34] <fault> Gracie779, what operating system are you using?
#3960 [19:34] <oly562> hi guys/gals, im new to minecraft, setting up for my boy. i have java loaded, and im on linux, using firefox trying to access the single player Minecraft Classic. i get java applet. loaded, but i see black screen where java game should be loaded. suggestions? im pretty versed in linux, suggestions?
#3961 [19:34] <Gracie779> when i click it a black skreen pops up
#3962 [19:34] <JohnEBH> ??> Server_Setup_Help smp/server
#3963 [19:35] <Gracie779> Windows 7
#3964 [19:35] <JohnEBH> ??< index
#3965 [19:35] <Mr_Black> hello, i cannot purchase minecraft, due to the fact it says i must wait 24 hours. Help Plz
#3966 [19:35] <TheNytangel> ??> Server_Setup_Help smp/serversetup
#3967 [19:35] <fault> ??> Gracie779 win/.minecraft
#3968 [19:35] <mib_vgxi1s> http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI shuts M.C down
#3969 [19:35] <VoxelHead> Server_Setup_Help: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3970 [19:35] <VoxelHead> Server_Setup_Help: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3971 [19:35] <VoxelHead> Gracie779: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3972 [19:35] <oly562> im also using IcedTea plugins,and npviewer.bin plugin, wondering if there is an issue
#3973 [19:35] <fault> ??> mr_black account
#3974 [19:35] <VoxelHead> mr_black: (account) We are community support and are unaffiliated with Mojang, and as such, cannot help you with account issues. Please see http://minecraft.net/support/ for help with account issues.
#3975 [19:35] <VoxelHead> mr_black: (account) Make sure to reset your account/password using every email address that you might have used to register.
#3976 [19:35] <fault> oly562, install the official sun java jre
#3977 [19:35] <Mr_Black> ty
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#3979 [19:35] <fault> you'll need to add partner/non-free repositories
#3980 [19:36] <oly562> fault: k. so NOT jdk, correct?
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#3982 [19:36] <fault> not open-jdk, no
#3983 [19:36] <Hunt3dstorm> hello
#3984 [19:36] <fault> you'll want the sun-java6-jre package if you use apt
#3985 [19:36] <mib_vgxi1s> http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI http://mibpaste.com/AddOOI shuts M.C down
#3986 [19:36] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Hai
#3987 [19:36] <oly562> i download from sun jdk mind you
#3988 [19:36] <Hunt3dstorm> I require help
#3989 [19:36] <oly562> but if your saying jre, i can get that.. no prob
#3990 [19:36] <JohnEBH> !kick mib_vgxi1s Spam
#3991 [19:36] * AuBot kicked mib_vgxi1s from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Spam))
#3992 [19:37] <oly562> anything to do else in FF?
#3993 [19:37] <Hunt3dstorm> the forum explaining it is here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/536143-i-cant-connect-to-minecraftnet-or-multiplayer/page__p__7071967#entry7071967
#3994 [19:37] <fault> oly562, yeah, that should do it
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#3996 [19:37] <mib_vgxi1s> hello
#3997 [19:37] <fault> oly562, probably not, i've been able to run it fine w/ sun-jre and ff 3.5
#3998 [19:37] <oly562> fault: ill give oracle ;) jre a try, bbiab
#3999 [19:37] <Mr_Black> it doesnt have it on there abt the prob i am having
#4000 [19:37] <oly562> tanks.
#4001 [19:37] <Mr_Black> =[
#4002 [19:37] <fault> np
#4003 [19:37] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Have you ever had a pirated copy of minecraft?
#4004 [19:38] <mib_vgxi1s> y u kick me all i did was ask for help
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#4006 [19:38] <oly562> last question
#4007 [19:38] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- Pasting a link several times is considered spam
#4008 [19:38] <CraZyTrainZ> My mc has a huge chink eror and i endlessly fall.
#4009 [19:38] <oly562> fault: do i do java SE also?
#4010 [19:38] * AuBot kicked CraZyTrainZ from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4011 [19:38] <oly562> lol check out AuBot on the rampage!
#4012 [19:38] <JohnEBH> What...
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#4014 [19:38] <fault> hehe, ch-nk error
#4015 [19:38] <JohnEBH> AuBot- You failure -.-
#4016 [19:38] <JohnEBH> It's just a simple typo...
#4017 [19:39] <fault> oly562, it wouldn't hurt, i guess
#4018 [19:39] <Mr_Black> i have looked far and wide for the 24hr prob, nothing is there (pardon me for incorrect capatilization)
#4019 [19:39] <oly562> actaully have always been confused by jre, sdk, jvm, plugs, so forth lol..
#4020 [19:39] <oly562> jdk
#4021 [19:39] <JohnEBH> JDK Should have everything right? >.<"
#4022 [19:39] <Gracie779> Ty ty very much!!
#4023 [19:39] <Hunt3dstorm> fault or john, do you mind looking at this? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/536143-i-cant-connect-to-minecraftnet-or-multiplayer/page__p__7071967#entry7071967
#4024 [19:39] <fault> Mr_Black, where are you getting this error?
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#4026 [19:40] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- I already did
#4027 [19:40] <amphibulus> hi
#4028 [19:40] <JohnEBH> 19:37 <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Have you ever had a pirated copy of minecraft?
#4029 [19:40] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, do you own mine craft? have you bought it?
#4030 [19:40] <Mr_Black> after putting in credit card info
#4031 [19:40] <Hunt3dstorm> once.
#4032 [19:40] <fault> Mr_Black, try another payment processor
#4033 [19:40] <Hunt3dstorm> i have ity now
#4034 [19:40] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- That's your problem
#4035 [19:40] <oly562> fault: so it appears that java SE 7 includes jre, or jdk lol... jre correct?
#4036 [19:40] <Hunt3dstorm> i have had it for 3 months
#4037 [19:40] <amphibulus> does anyone have the fix for the opengl error?
#4038 [19:40] <fault> jre should do it
#4039 [19:40] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Should've never played on a pirated copy.
#4040 [19:40] <Hunt3dstorm> i played onece...
#4041 [19:41] <fault> amphibulus, what error message are you getting?
#4042 [19:41] <mib_vgxi1s> i wasnt getting help, i got told to update my video drivers.... i did that nothing changed. and i got told to uninstall java and reinstall java did that nothing helped and i asked my question about i dident work then blammo kicked
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#4044 [19:41] <Hunt3dstorm> when my internet was off
#4045 [19:41] <amphibulus> This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#4046 [19:41] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Yes and to play it, it modified windows files.
#4047 [19:41] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Doesn't matter if your internet was off
#4048 [19:41] <Hunt3dstorm> ok
#4049 [19:41] <Hunt3dstorm> is there any way to fix this or shall i just ragequit minecraft?
#4050 [19:41] <fault> JohnEBH, really? i thought it just d/l'd it and launched it in offline
#4051 [19:41] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, what os are you using?
#4052 [19:41] <JohnEBH> fault- Host file...
#4053 [19:41] <JohnEBH> fault- Don't know how to do it
#4054 [19:42] <JohnEBH> GreyVulpine- Does though...
#4055 [19:42] <fault> ??> Hunt3dstorm win/hosts
#4056 [19:42] <Hunt3dstorm> windows 7, just installed latest service pack this mornin
#4057 [19:42] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#4058 [19:42] <Cheerios> how do i do this? i know nothing about computers/...
#4059 [19:42] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#4060 [19:42] <fault> JohnEBH, trollface.jpg
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#4062 [19:42] <JohnEBH> >.>"
#4063 [19:42] <fault> Cheerios, what problem are you having?
#4064 [19:42] <mib_vgxi1s> see STILL no help.....
#4065 [19:43] <mib_vgxi1s> bye
#4066 [19:43] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, have you tried reinstalling minecraft?
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#4068 [19:43] <JohnEBH> !kick Gutphucker Really?
#4069 [19:43] * AuBot kicked Gutphucker from #minecrafthelp (Reason: You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Really?))
#4070 [19:43] <mib_vgxi1s> i did all of the above
#4071 [19:43] <Cheerios> So if i buy minecraft will it automatically update on its own?
#4072 [19:43] <fault> but have you reinstalled MINECRAFT?
#4073 [19:43] <Hunt3dstorm> ok sec
#4074 [19:43] <fault> Cheerios, yes.
#4075 [19:43] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_vgxi1s dont/bother
#4076 [19:43] <VoxelHead> mib_vgxi1s: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#4077 [19:43] <fault> ??>> mib_vgxi1s win/reinst
#4078 [19:43] <mib_vgxi1s> yes i got another download from www.minecraft.net
#4079 [19:44] <JohnEBH> mib_vgxi1s- We asked you to reinstall your drivers, reinstall java. All we get is "I've already done it."
#4080 [19:44] <fault> mib_vgxi1s, no, follow those instructions.
#4081 [19:44] <JohnEBH> Only thing we can tell you to do is reinstall minecraft now...
#4082 [19:44] <fault> he hasn't done it
#4083 [19:44] <Hunt3dstorm> 127.0.0.1 localhost
#4084 [19:44] <fault> i've asked him twice now
#4085 [19:44] <Hunt3dstorm> fail
#4086 [19:44] <Hunt3dstorm> brb
#4087 [19:44] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, is that all?
#4088 [19:44] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- That's it? Seriously?
#4089 [19:44] <Hunt3dstorm> no
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#4091 [19:44] <fault> JohnEBH, pirated mine craft doesn't edit hostfiles
#4092 [19:44] <Hunt3dstorm> i cant select it all :/
#4093 [19:45] <JohnEBH> fault- It blocks it, well depends on which one.
#4094 [19:45] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, ignore everything above localhost
#4095 [19:45] <arsonist> hey guys, when i open minecraft everything is all cool untill i go to open a world. then it goes the loading sceen deal and the screen goes blank. help??? :s
#4096 [19:45] <Hunt3dstorm> ok
#4097 [19:45] <Cheerios> Awesome so i just go to minecraft page & click "buy"?
#4098 [19:45] <fault> JohnEBH, it doesn't require admin privileges, so it can't on 7 and it doesn't work
#4099 [19:45] <fault> er, it does work
#4100 [19:45] <JohnEBH> @.@
#4101 [19:46] <JohnEBH> Cheerios- yeah?
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#4103 [19:46] <Hunt3dstorm> what do i do to my hosts file?
#4104 [19:46] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- There's no minecraft.net entry?
#4105 [19:46] <Hunt3dstorm> nope
#4106 [19:46] <Hunt3dstorm> non
#4107 [19:46] <fault> JohnEBH, all it does is spoof the lastlogin file and simulate logging in w/minecraft with the client
#4108 [19:46] <fault> ??>> Hunt3dstorm win/reinst
#4109 [19:46] <fault> try that, Hunt3dstorm
#4110 [19:46] <JohnEBH> fault- It's happend in cases before >.<
#4111 [19:46] <mib_vgxi1s> ok i get it... thank u for all your help i very much aprecheate (i cant spell) that u took the time to help me and im very sorry for wasting you time. oh and spamming bye
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#4113 [19:46] <JohnEBH> It has *
#4114 [19:47] <Hunt3dstorm> where is win/reinst
#4115 [19:47] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Noticed
#4116 [19:47] <arsonist> hey guys, when i open minecraft everything is all cool untill i go to open a world. then it goes the loading sceen deal and the screen goes blank. help???
#4117 [19:47] <fault> ??> Hunt3dstorm win/reinst
#4118 [19:47] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Check your notice tab
#4119 [19:47] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4120 [19:47] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4121 [19:47] <fault> arsonist, which operating system are you using?
#4122 [19:47] <JohnEBH> Or fault can resend it XD
#4123 [19:47] <arsonist> vista
#4124 [19:47] <fault> ??> arsonist win/reinst
#4125 [19:48] <VoxelHead> arsonist: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4126 [19:48] <VoxelHead> arsonist: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4127 [19:48] <fault> erps
#4128 [19:48] <Cheerios> Uhm ok! I just wanted to know if it'd keep updating thx :)
#4129 [19:48] <fault> disregard, that, arsonist
#4130 [19:48] <fault> ??>> arsonist win/dxdiag
#4131 [19:48] <arsonist> thx
#4132 [19:48] <Mr_Black> out of topic question: do you guys just do tech stuff or do you guys also answer in-game questions?
#4133 [19:48] <fault> arsonist, follow the instructions that were just sent to you
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#4135 [19:48] <fault> Mr_Black, it's usually technical stuff
#4136 [19:48] <JohnEBH> Mr_Black- Anything minecraft
#4137 [19:48] <Mr_Black> kk
#4138 [19:48] <Hunt3dstorm> ok there is nothing in my minecraft folder
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#4140 [19:49] <JohnEBH> Mostly technical stuff T.T
#4141 [19:49] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, try logging in again
#4142 [19:49] <Hunt3dstorm> .minecraft*
#4143 [19:49] <Hunt3dstorm> ok
#4144 [19:49] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, i hope you kept your worlds folder :|
#4145 [19:49] <JohnEBH> Er..
#4146 [19:49] <fault> JohnEBH, well, sometimes
#4147 [19:49] <JohnEBH> Recycle bin =D
#4148 [19:49] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, and make sure you're using the official client from mojang.net
#4149 [19:50] <JohnEBH> !client
#4150 [19:50] <fault> JohnEBH, huh, i always disable it
#4151 [19:50] <JohnEBH> ^^
#4152 [19:50] <JohnEBH> No comment...
#4153 [19:50] <fault> 'cause my old computer had 30gb of hdd space
#4154 [19:50] <JohnEBH> it's still useful >.>
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#4156 [19:50] <Hunt3dstorm> it says:
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#4159 [19:51] <Hunt3dstorm> java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out: connect in the news part, and:
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#4161 [19:51] <Hunt3dstorm> cannot connect to minecraft.net where the login place is
#4162 [19:51] <fault> ??> Hunt3dstorm error/timedout
#4163 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (error/timedout) Failed to connect to the server - Connection timed out
#4164 [19:51] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (error/timedout) This message occurs when minecraft attempts to connect to an smp server, but receives no response. Can be caused by firewall issues, both client or server side, or by trying to connect to a nonexistent server. Make sure java is allowed through any firewalls you have, and double check the server address.
#4165 [19:51] <JohnEBH> Er....
#4166 [19:51] <fault> ??>. Hunt3dstorm error/cantconnect
#4167 [19:51] <fault> Hunt3dstorm, try another server
#4168 [19:52] <fault> like s.nerd.nu
#4169 [19:52] <Hunt3dstorm> no
#4170 [19:52] <Hunt3dstorm> its on
#4171 [19:52] <fault> try another one :|
#4172 [19:52] <Hunt3dstorm> the launcher
#4173 [19:52] <fault> oh
#4174 [19:52] <Hunt3dstorm> after i type in my password and details
#4175 [19:52] <JohnEBH> ??> Hunt3dstorm error/cantconnect
#4176 [19:52] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4177 [19:52] <VoxelHead> Hunt3dstorm: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#4178 [19:52] <fault> ninja'd
#4179 [19:52] <JohnEBH> brb
#4180 [19:52] <Hunt3dstorm> ok i will try this...
#4181 [19:52] <JohnEBH> ^^
#4182 [19:52] <quixquax> could someone help, minecraft crashes after the mojang logo for no reason, os is ubuntu
#4183 [19:53] <JohnEBH> ??> quixquax linux/reinst
#4184 [19:53] <fault> quixquax, are you using the sun java jre?
#4185 [19:53] <VoxelHead> quixquax: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4186 [19:53] <VoxelHead> quixquax: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#4187 [19:54] <fault> quixquax, install the sun-java6-jre package
#4188 [19:54] <quixquax> i have installed it
#4189 [19:54] <fault> purge the open-jdk package, then
#4190 [19:54] <quixquax> ok
#4191 [19:55] <Hunt3dstorm> it did not know
#4192 [19:55] <Hunt3dstorm> it did not work*
#4193 [19:56] <Hunt3dstorm> anyone there?
#4194 [19:56] <fault> what didn't work? what steps did you take?
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#4196 [19:56] <Hunt3dstorm> i gave java full access
#4197 [19:56] <fault> did you unblock it w/ your firewall? have you temporarily disabled your av?
#4198 [19:57] <fault> try that
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#4200 [19:58] <fault> drr? drr? drr?
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#4203 [19:58] <breadroll> Hi!
#4204 [19:58] <breadroll> I'm having a server problem.
#4205 [19:58] <fault> bukkit or official?
#4206 [19:58] * mib_qzl3l5 [mib_qzl3l5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4207 [19:58] <breadroll> well, kind of both, but bukkit isn't causing it.
#4208 [19:58] <fault> well, feel free to sak
#4209 [19:58] <fault> *ask
#4210 [19:59] <breadroll> so, I'm running a bukkit server in 32 bit
#4211 [19:59] <breadroll> but I want to go to 64 bit, which I can support
#4212 [19:59] <breadroll> my computer has 8gb ram.
#4213 [19:59] <fault> er, bukkit's at #bukkit
#4214 [19:59] <breadroll> but bukkit isn't causing it.
#4215 [19:59] <breadroll> I merely run the server with bukkit.
#4216 [19:59] <breadroll> I took bukkit out and it still occurs.
#4217 [19:59] <fault> ok, go on.
#4218 [20:00] <breadroll> it starts up like normal, and everything boots okay.
#4219 [20:00] * mib_tlj6z9 [mib_tlj6z9@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4220 [20:00] <breadroll> but I can't connect. it acts as if it isn't even open.
#4221 [20:00] <fault> breadroll, have you tcp forwarded 25565?
#4222 [20:00] <breadroll> yes. I use that port for my 32 bit server.
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#4224 [20:00] <fault> well, make sure the 32-bit one is shut down
#4225 [20:00] <breadroll> no, I don't run them both at once.
#4226 [20:00] <breadroll> if I do, I use another port.
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#4228 [20:01] <fault> what os are you using for the server?
#4229 [20:01] <breadroll> windows 7 home premium
#4230 [20:01] <mib_tlj6z9> hello everytime i try to login it says user not premium but i just bought the game 15 minutes ago
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#4232 [20:01] <fault> mib_tlj6z9, wait a few hours, sometimes transactions take a while
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#4234 [20:01] <Hunt3dstorm> sorry
#4235 [20:01] <Dmd2256> anyone here have a private server I can play on?
#4236 [20:02] <Hunt3dstorm> i closed some ports while i was trying to fix it
#4237 [20:02] <fault> breadroll, try reinstalling java?
#4238 [20:02] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH never tested out ChopTree on my server :o
#4239 [20:02] <fault> Dmd2256, #smp
#4240 [20:02] <Hunt3dstorm> john or fault?
#4241 [20:02] <hatman> Hi, my friend can't play minecraft.exe, he gets the error cannot create java virtual machine
#4242 [20:03] <Hunt3dstorm> you there
#4243 [20:03] <mib_tlj6z9> but its now been almost half an hour
#4244 [20:03] <fault> hatman, have him install java
#4245 [20:03] <fault> mib_tlj6z9, it's going to take a while, deal with it
#4246 [20:03] <hatman> has has but it still doesn't work, he uses windows xp.
#4247 [20:03] <breadroll> crap! now my main 32 bit save is corrupted!!
#4248 [20:04] <mib_tlj6z9> ok ill wait
#4249 [20:04] <fault> mib_tlj6z9, it might take a few business days, depending on what you used to buy it. financial transactions can take a while
#4250 [20:04] <fault> batman, have him reinstall it, then.
#4251 [20:05] <hatman> hes tries that as well.
#4252 [20:05] <Hunt3dstorm> fail please reply
#4253 [20:05] <mib_tlj6z9> i used visa and it said within the hour
#4254 [20:05] <hatman> tried"
#4255 [20:05] <fault> mib_tlj6z9, maybe try waiting an hour then :P
#4256 [20:06] <fault> hatman, we can't really help him by proxy :|
#4257 [20:07] <Hunt3dstorm> fault,
#4258 [20:07] <hatman> thanks anyway
#4259 [20:08] <Hunt3dstorm> you there
#4260 [20:08] <fault> hello
#4261 [20:09] <JohnEBH> hatman*
#4262 [20:09] <JohnEBH> lol
#4263 [20:09] <hatman> ??
#4264 [20:09] <JohnEBH> I saw batman
#4265 [20:09] <JohnEBH> fault> batman, have him reinstall it, then.
#4266 [20:09] <fault> p_p okay, fine
#4267 [20:09] <Hunt3dstorm> hey, can you continued yto help me?
#4268 [20:10] <fault> i'm not sure what to do now, sorry
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#4270 [20:11] <JohnEBH> All I have in my head right now is "pirated copies screws with everything"
#4271 [20:11] <fault> all i have in my head now is "get the pirated client and log what it does"
#4272 [20:11] <Hunt3dstorm> lol
#4273 [20:11] <JohnEBH> How many pirted clients are there ? XD
#4274 [20:11] <fault> only one that i know of
#4275 [20:11] <Hunt3dstorm> i thik there is only 1
#4276 [20:12] <Hunt3dstorm> think*
#4277 [20:12] <fault> minecraftsp, right?
#4278 [20:12] <Hunt3dstorm> mhm
#4279 [20:12] <Hunt3dstorm> i have it deleted tho
#4280 [20:12] <Hunt3dstorm> though* man i fail
#4281 [20:12] <fault> i don't think that modifies system files
#4282 [20:13] <skyry> hi can someone help me i bought a minecraft premium last night and it says i dont have premium
#4283 [20:13] * mib_rj5uta [mib_rj5uta@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4284 [20:13] <JohnEBH> SP doesn't modify. XD
#4285 [20:13] <fault> ??> skyry payment
#4286 [20:13] <VoxelHead> skyry: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4287 [20:13] <JohnEBH> But there are others.
#4288 [20:13] <VoxelHead> skyry: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#4289 [20:14] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Java version?
#4290 [20:14] <JohnEBH> Not sure if we've been through this ^
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#4292 [20:16] <skyry> checked support did everything i could. i used visa
#4293 [20:16] <oly562> ok, i loaded oracle official jre1.6.0_26, NOT open java version. now, i will try to play the single mode game, lets see what progresses, oh and i removed all java prior as well, including plugins that worked for everything else....:|
#4294 [20:16] <oly562> brb
#4295 [20:16] <oly562> this is the link im trying
#4296 [20:16] <oly562> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
#4297 [20:17] <fault> you might need icedtea for firefox
#4298 [20:17] <oly562> ok, now i get nothing, no java applet loaded, no blank screen
#4299 [20:17] <oly562> fault: i just unloaded that lol...
#4300 [20:17] <oly562> per your instructions
#4301 [20:17] <fault> oh :|
#4302 [20:17] <JohnEBH> Woops ^
#4303 [20:17] <oly562> actually oracle site says remove all other java
#4304 [20:17] <JohnEBH> Lol
#4305 [20:18] <fault> iced tea is just a plugin for firefox
#4306 [20:18] <oly562> eh, not a big deal, but, since we are talking jre from oracle now, lets try that
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#4308 [20:18] <fault> not an add-on, but a package, though
#4309 [20:18] <oly562> yah, it worked, however, lets see if we can get what i just loaded to work
#4310 [20:18] <oly562> deal?
#4311 [20:18] <Hunt3dstorm> minecraft works in the browser..
#4312 [20:18] <skyry> i also tried the offline version but it says i still have to buy it
#4313 [20:18] <Hunt3dstorm> its downloading packages
#4314 [20:18] <oly562> iced tea is a great plugin, however, just like most things, it doesnt work for everything, but it worked for 95 % of everything
#4315 [20:19] <oly562> so... im on FF 3.6.18
#4316 [20:19] <fault> it worked for me, though i was using pure debian, so who knows
#4317 [20:19] <oly562> whats next...
#4318 [20:19] <oly562> no applet is loading, i will chk how plugins are seeking jre now
#4319 [20:19] <oly562> suggest what you know i need, thanks, brb
#4320 [20:20] <fault> one moment
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#4322 [20:20] <oly562> ye[
#4323 [20:20] <oly562> yep
#4324 [20:20] <oly562> no rush
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#4326 [20:20] <fault> actually, don't install iced tea, i'm an idiot
#4327 [20:20] <Hunt3dstorm> grrrr
#4328 [20:21] <oly562> im gonna chk about:config now, brb
#4329 [20:21] <fault> then try sudo update-alternatives --config mozilla-javaplugin.so
#4330 [20:21] <JohnEBH> fault- Lmfao
#4331 [20:21] <oly562> its deinstalled...
#4332 [20:21] <oly562> oh
#4333 [20:21] <tryingthis> Sorry for using some of your time guys, but when I try to run minecraft by the web (the free version) it doesn't work, it loads up to the point where you see the actual game and then becomes suddenly black... I tried updating java and everything for the past 2 hours and no fix yet...
#4334 [20:21] <oly562> i dont think i have those loaded
#4335 [20:21] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- Hopefully yo9u'll be able to use the launcher after
#4336 [20:21] <oly562> alts
#4337 [20:21] <huddles> hey can anyone help me to get mine craft to work on my mac? i have lion and it won't play the game
#4338 [20:22] <JohnEBH> ??< index
#4339 [20:22] <fault> tryingthis, what os are you using?
#4340 [20:22] <JohnEBH> huddles- hold up
#4341 [20:22] <huddles> 10.7
#4342 [20:22] <fault> huddles, are you trying to use classic or beta?
#4343 [20:22] <tryingthis> fault: I am using windows XP
#4344 [20:22] <huddles> the free version
#4345 [20:22] <oly562> this is my current situation after installing /usr/share/java/jre1.6.0_26/lib/amd64/libnpjp2.so
#4346 [20:22] <JohnEBH> ??> huddles mac/lion/java
#4347 [20:22] <VoxelHead> huddles: (mac/lion/java) Apple�s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.
#4348 [20:22] <VoxelHead> huddles: (mac/lion/java) Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#4349 [20:22] <fault> huddles, classic is broken in mac os
#4350 [20:22] <oly562> do i need to link that to .mozilla/plugins with ln -s
#4351 [20:22] <fault> you won't be able to do that
#4352 [20:23] <huddles> i have downloaded java and flash player, no go
#4353 [20:23] <fault> oly562, i have no clue
#4354 [20:23] <oly562> im bout ready to say classic is broken on linux too ;)
#4355 [20:23] <oly562> anyone else with a clue ;)
#4356 [20:23] <fault> oly562, i was able to get it to work on debian, let me see what my firefox config was on there
#4357 [20:23] <JohnEBH> I has an idea...
#4358 [20:23] <JohnEBH> ?? demo
#4359 [20:23] <JohnEBH> -VoxelHead- Flood prevention has caused my answer to be in a CTCP NOTICE instead of in-channel.
#4360 [20:23] <JohnEBH> -VoxelHead- demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4361 [20:23] <JohnEBH> -VoxelHead- demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4362 [20:23] <oly562> fault: i wont stop you ;)
#4363 [20:23] <JohnEBH> No VoxelHead -.-
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#4365 [20:23] <oly562> no rush
#4366 [20:24] <huddles> i've gotten to the point where i can hear everything but can't see anything
#4367 [20:24] <mib_n96lak> it still has not loaded
#4368 [20:24] <huddles> i've waited for about 5 minutes
#4369 [20:24] <huddles> 5 minutes plus
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#4371 [20:25] <fault> mib_n96lak, what was your problem
#4372 [20:25] <fault> huddles, try another browser
#4373 [20:25] <huddles> i can't get the game to play on my mac with lion
#4374 [20:25] <huddles> i ttried firefox, no go still
#4375 [20:25] <oly562> i just noticed in about:config java.java_plugin_library_name is set to javaplugin_oji
#4376 [20:26] <oly562> that cant be write...
#4377 [20:26] <huddles> what?
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#4379 [20:26] <JohnEBH> huddles-Classic seems to be broken on lion
#4380 [20:26] <mib_xoz7p5> it is not loading
#4381 [20:26] <huddles> so what can i do?
#4382 [20:26] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I RQ BFBC2 >.>
#4383 [20:26] <JohnEBH> huddles- Buy beta =P
#4384 [20:27] <huddles> this game is too damn addicting
#4385 [20:27] <huddles> will that work though?
#4386 [20:27] <JohnEBH> huddles- AG_Scott Plays it on lion
#4387 [20:27] <huddles> how?
#4388 [20:28] <fault> oly562, i have libjpnp2.so for firefox on my java box, and mc works on that
#4389 [20:28] <oly562> fault: find the debian FF config?
#4390 [20:28] <JohnEBH> The way everyone else plays beta? XD Via launcher or minecraft.net
#4391 [20:28] <oly562> k
#4392 [20:28] <oly562> fault: what paths...
#4393 [20:28] <fault> uh, let me check
#4394 [20:28] <oly562> k
#4395 [20:29] <oly562> java box? lol whats that
#4396 [20:30] <Hunt3dstorm> here is a good thread on my problem ( Example )
#4397 [20:30] <Hunt3dstorm> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/530292-launcher-and-playability-problems-please-help-fast/
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#4399 [20:31] <breadroll> alright, so sorry about being gone
#4400 [20:31] <breadroll> I had an issue that needed fixing
#4401 [20:31] <breadroll> anyway, my problem still lingers.
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#4403 [20:31] <JohnEBH> Hunt3dstorm- For some reason... I can't open that thread. 503 Error
#4404 [20:32] <breadroll> I try and start a 64 bit server but to no avail. it looks like it's starting fine, but it's not letting me connect. the port is forwarded.
#4405 [20:32] <fault> oly562, /usr/lib/java-6-sun-1.6.0.26/jre/lib/i386/libnpjp2.so
#4406 [20:33] <fault> java box? i meant debian box
#4407 [20:33] <breadroll> hey fault, I'm back.
#4408 [20:33] <oly562> ok
#4409 [20:33] <fault> bread roll, i have no clue
#4410 [20:33] <oly562> and i should link that to ln -s .mozilla/plugins correct?
#4411 [20:33] <breadroll> well, who can I ask that WOULD know?
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#4413 [20:34] <oly562> ok, that worked
#4414 [20:34] <oly562> thanks guys, my boy wants to play classic. l8
#4415 [20:34] <oly562> thanks fault
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#4417 [20:34] <fault> breadroll, are you getting a failed to bind to port error?
#4418 [20:35] <rodimuz> hey guys i bought minecraft and i tried to install it and i got a error http://pastebin.com/HjQwQRae
#4419 [20:35] <TheNytangel> You have bad video card drivers. Update them
#4420 [20:35] <fault> ??> rodimuz win/dxdiag
#4421 [20:35] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4422 [20:35] <VoxelHead> rodimuz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4423 [20:36] <fault> or find the drivers yourself
#4424 [20:36] <rodimuz> i triethe /dxdiag
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#4426 [20:36] <rodimuz> im getting drives right now
#4427 [20:36] <fault> okay then, that should fix the problem
#4428 [20:37] <Ap3x7> is it possible to run a bukkit server without having to mess with the op folder?
#4429 [20:37] <fault> Ap3x7, we don't support mods here, refer to #bukkit
#4430 [20:38] <Ap3x7> ok srry to bother you
#4431 [20:38] <rodimuz> would it be because i have a built in gpu?
#4432 [20:38] <fault> rodimuz, get the drivers from the manufacturer.
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#4434 [20:38] <rodimuz> yeah im downloading them from dell
#4435 [20:40] <fault> rodimuz, it'd be a good idea to get them from intel or whatever the real manufacturer is, dell's can be outdated
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#4437 [20:41] <wtfusayin> i heard somewhere that if i install a newer better graphics card on my laptop my mc will run better true?
#4438 [20:42] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I would like to direct you to two links
#4439 [20:42] <fault> wtfusayin, you can't add a graphics card to a laptop
#4440 [20:42] <JohnEBH> Denied
#4441 [20:42] <JohnEBH> Lol
#4442 [20:42] <wtfusayin> well it has a graphics card in it
#4443 [20:42] <fault> JohnEBH, is your nick a homestuck reference?
#4444 [20:42] <JohnEBH> I guess?
#4445 [20:42] <TheNytangel> For the status of your servers on your website, JohnEBH ;)
#4446 [20:43] <fault> wtfusayin, it's soldered to the motherboard, and there's no slot for another one
#4447 [20:43] <JohnEBH> Oh ty TheNytangel
#4448 [20:43] <CTM> wtfusayin, yes, but that's the only graphics card you'll ever get for it. fault is correct.
#4449 [20:43] <wtfusayin> if i took it to a pro could they replace it?
#4450 [20:43] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, maybe not Terraria.. but your voice comms and minecraft
#4451 [20:43] <TheNytangel> And brb
#4452 [20:43] <JohnEBH> I thought the multiplay one was exclusive to their servers >.<
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#4454 [20:43] <fault> wtfusayin, no.
#4455 [20:43] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, they changed it
#4456 [20:43] <JohnEBH> oh... Manual setup >.>
#4457 [20:44] <JohnEBH> Plugin -.-
#4458 [20:44] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, all you have to do is put in a plugin and.. then pick a banner :P
#4459 [20:44] <JohnEBH> I'll set it up later lol...
#4460 [20:44] <JohnEBH> Or when I'm done renovations
#4461 [20:44] <Cryp71c> I'm using Voxelsniper and trying to use the overlay tool at a flat wall face (which doesn't work, it seems like overlay can only target blocks with an open vertical face?) Is there another tool that might work?
#4462 [20:44] <fault> ??> Cryp71c mods
#4463 [20:44] <VoxelHead> Cryp71c: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#4464 [20:44] <VoxelHead> Cryp71c: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#4466 [20:45] <wtfusayin> is there any way to boost mc or any other game performance other than changing render dist ect..
#4467 [20:45] * earlehank [earlehank@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4468 [20:46] <fault> wtfusayin, try optifog/optimine
#4469 [20:46] <fault> we can't provide support for it here, though.
#4470 [20:46] <JohnEBH> Optifine ^.^
#4471 [20:46] <JohnEBH> Teh new name ^ =P
#4472 [20:46] <fault> what? it changed?
#4473 [20:46] <JohnEBH> Yup.
#4474 [20:46] <fault> ah, fine.
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#4476 [20:47] <earlehank> Need Help! Unknown Publisher
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#4478 [20:47] <TheNytangel`> Oh my god.. my internet has done that 3 times now.
#4479 [20:47] <earlehank> Plz help :(
#4480 [20:48] <fault> earlehank, we tried to help you earlier and you couldn't follow our instructions
#4481 [20:48] * mib_lu0d9p [mib_lu0d9p@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4482 [20:48] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Lol
#4483 [20:48] <earlehank> I did that stuff but it wouldnt work
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#4485 [20:49] <crazeleah> heyy
#4486 [20:49] <crazeleah> i cant connect to the website
#4487 [20:49] <fault> crazeleah, please be more detailed. what error message are you getting?
#4488 [20:49] <earlehank> I really dont know wat has been going on with my computer I t worked before but now its not :(
#4489 [20:50] <crazeleah> same here?
#4490 [20:50] <mib_lu0d9p> does anyone know what "user not premium" means. Bought the game for my son and downloaded it, but it gives us this message.
#4491 [20:50] <fault> earlehank, add minecraft.net to the trusted zone in IE
#4492 [20:50] <fault> ??> mib_lu0d9p paymnet
#4493 [20:50] <fault> ??> mib_lu0d9p payment
#4494 [20:50] <earlehank> wats the trusted net???
#4495 [20:50] <VoxelHead> mib_lu0d9p: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4496 [20:50] <VoxelHead> mib_lu0d9p: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please send an email to payment@mojang.com. See also ?? support
#4497 [20:50] <crazeleah> Safari can’t open the page “http://minecraft.net/” because Safari can’t connect to the server “minecraft.net”.
#4498 [20:51] <fault> earlehank, do this for www.minecraft.net http://surfthenetsafely.com/ieseczone7.htm
#4499 [20:51] <Cryp71c> VoxelHead, based on your name, I don't suppose you're an expert with VoxelSniper?
#4500 [20:51] <fault> crazeleah, open http://www.minecraft.net/
#4501 [20:51] <fault> ??> Cryp71c bot
#4502 [20:51] <mib_lu0d9p> the payment went through and we downloaded it, but when we went to login, bam!
#4503 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Cryp71c: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
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#4506 [20:51] <glopso> hi
#4507 [20:51] <Cryp71c> fault, nooooooo
#4508 [20:51] <Cryp71c> :(
#4509 [20:51] <glopso> I need help :P
#4510 [20:51] <crazeleah> it wont work
#4511 [20:51] <Cryp71c> No one else in any of the other channels will answer my pleads for VS help
#4512 [20:51] <fault> mib_lu0d9p, check the spelling of the username
#4513 [20:52] <glopso> My computer freezes completely in the middle of playing minecraft, always if I stay on long enough. Then I have to force restart
#4514 [20:52] <mib_lu0d9p> k thanks
#4515 [20:52] <glopso> Are there any known issues that can cause this?
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#4517 [20:52] <Cryp71c> glopso, MC has an ever-increasing use of physical memory, resulting in lots of memory to disk paging.
#4518 [20:52] <earlehank> how do i get to the opions?
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#4520 [20:52] <Cryp71c> Also resulting in increasing CPU usage.
#4521 [20:52] <TheNytangel> You know what? I just might go to xisnext.com and convince my mom to buy that >.>
#4522 [20:52] <Cryp71c> Probably related to that.
#4523 [20:52] <krebbit> i am tring do download the game but the bar wont move just says 0% of minecraft downloaded
#4524 [20:52] <glopso> I have 2gb of max memory, shouldn't that be enough?
#4525 [20:52] <earlehank> on internet
#4526 [20:53] <guest-0-72008> Hi
#4527 [20:53] <Cryp71c> glopso, your entire system has 2gb?
#4528 [20:53] <glopso> The computer freezs even if I stay in the same chunk
#4529 [20:53] <Cryp71c> glopso, what OS are you running?
#4530 [20:53] <guest-0-72008> Is there a way to disable minecraft's error messages?
#4531 [20:53] <glopso> Xp
#4532 [20:53] <glopso> Vista and 7 suckkkk
#4533 [20:53] <TheNytangel> glopso, so do you
#4534 [20:53] <Cryp71c> glopso, it doesn't matter if you're in the same chunk...the memory usage probably derives from some massive garbage collection leak.
#4535 [20:53] <krebbit> i cant download the game
#4536 [20:53] <glopso> So yeah I use Windows XP, and am using an old 5700 GeForce card
#4537 [20:53] <fault> glopso, fanboyism is not cool
#4538 [20:53] <Cryp71c> glopso, BTW 7 is awesome..but not w/ 2GB of memory.
#4539 [20:53] <fault> er, either gender
#4540 [20:53] <krebbit> i cant download the game
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#4542 [20:53] <Cryp71c> glopso, 2gb isn't that much, how long does it take to crash?
#4543 [20:54] <glopso> How can I fix the garbage collection leaks anyway?
#4544 [20:54] <fault> krebbit, how so?
#4545 [20:54] <Cryp71c> glopso, can't, its a java / minecraft thing.
#4546 [20:54] <glopso> I didn't measure it
#4547 [20:54] <Cryp71c> glopso, estimate
#4548 [20:54] <Cryp71c> 10 minutes, or 2 hours/
#4549 [20:54] <glopso> An hour or two maybe?
#4550 [20:54] <Cryp71c> glopso, using any HD texture packs?
#4551 [20:54] <krebbit> the bar does not move when im downloading
#4552 [20:54] <glopso> No HD texture packs
#4553 [20:54] <Cryp71c> glopso, any addons or mods?
#4554 [20:54] <Cryp71c> Pure vanilla client?
#4555 [20:55] <glopso> I am using the Multiplayer and singleplayer modloader, and am also uysing industrial craf
#4556 [20:55] <glopso> It happened before on vanilla too though
#4557 [20:55] <fault> Cryp71c, try http://forums.bukkit.org/threads/edit-fun-sec-voxelsniper-v4-753-flexible-long-range-in-game-map-editor-1000.1748/
#4558 [20:55] <glopso> Like months before
#4559 [20:55] <Cryp71c> glopso, I have no idea how large industrial is...but if only MC is crashing out, then java is causing some halt condition which kills the process.
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#4561 [20:55] <krebbit> i cant dowload the game please help
#4562 [20:55] <glopso> The entire computer is crashing
#4563 [20:55] <fault> ??> krebbit specific
#4564 [20:56] <glopso> When I run MC
#4565 [20:56] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#4566 [20:56] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#4567 [20:56] <glopso> It freezes and I have to force restart
#4568 [20:56] <Cryp71c> glopso, ah, that could be all sorts of stuff then. Do you play any other games or do other CPU/GPU intensive tasks?
#4569 [20:56] <rodimuz> ok i cant get on intels site for updates >_>
#4570 [20:56] <fault> rodimuz, http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4571 [20:56] <glopso> I have a bunch of tabs open in Chrome, but chrome is pretty good about conserving RAM when not looking at tabs right?
#4572 [20:57] <krebbit> downloading is running but nothing is happening
#4573 [20:57] <Cryp71c> glopso, no, its much worse, even than modern firefox
#4574 [20:57] <rodimuz> i tried that and it didnt find it
#4575 [20:57] <Cryp71c> glopso, I stopped using chrome because of its memory consumption issues.
#4576 [20:57] <rodimuz> Intel[R] 829115G/GV/910GL Express Chipset is mine
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#4579 [20:57] <Cryp71c> glopso, but that's beside the point. Do you play any other games on your computer or anything else like that (Video rendering, etc.)?
#4580 [20:57] <krebbit> wht can i do
#4581 [20:58] <glopso> Not at the same time, and definitely not since I restarted
#4582 [20:58] <TheNytangel> I sense a connection reset by peer coming..
#4583 [20:58] <mib_eas12r> how come when i try to play it always says error pixels format not accelerated
#4584 [20:58] <NEwNu2> hello
#4585 [20:58] <NEwNu2> how can i redownload minecraft
#4586 [20:58] <Cryp71c> glopso, no I just mean in general, do you do any other gaming on your system.
#4587 [20:58] <fault> krebbit, WHY CAN'T YOU DOWNLOAD IT?
#4588 [20:58] <fault> NEwNu2, what os are you using?
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#4590 [20:58] <Cryp71c> NEwNu2, backup your .minecraft folder and then move / delete it.
#4591 [20:58] <glopso> I played Star Sonata until I got on "hiatus" meaning a second unjustified permaban
#4592 [20:58] <CTM> mib_eas12r: It pays to say hello first and politely ask for attention 'round these parts.
#4593 [20:59] <Cryp71c> NEwNu2, run the minecraft downloader you download from the minecraft website.
#4594 [20:59] <NEwNu2> ok
#4595 [20:59] <Cryp71c> glopso, recently? since the crashes started?
#4596 [20:59] <mib_eas12r> sorry hello can u plz help me
#4597 [20:59] <krebbit> it is running but it say 0 percent downloaded
#4598 [20:59] <glopso> I just started playing Minecraft because I got banned
#4599 [20:59] <Cryp71c> mib_eas12r, google, I'm not familiar with that error.
#4600 [20:59] <krebbit> the bar just stays there
#4601 [20:59] <glopso> And this has happened before I played SS too
#4602 [21:00] <Cryp71c> glopso, the crashes happened before you played MC? This is all critical information you should present from the beginning.
#4603 [21:00] <glopso> No
#4604 [21:00] <fault> krebbit, what browser are you using?
#4605 [21:00] <glopso> The crashes on MC happened before I played SS
#4606 [21:00] <glopso> And later, after I quit, I started playing SS
#4607 [21:00] <glopso> And now MC still crashes
#4608 [21:00] <Cryp71c> glopso, tried uninstalling java and reinstalling it? Tried using Java7 instead of Java6?
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#4610 [21:01] <glopso> I played MC before SS
#4611 [21:01] <krebbit> internet explore
#4612 [21:01] <glopso> But now I want to fix it already so I can play MC
#4613 [21:01] <JohnEBH> ??> krebbit win/ie
#4614 [21:01] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#4615 [21:01] <glopso> But stopped when the crashes are annoying
#4616 [21:01] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#4617 [21:01] <glopso> I can check my java version
#4618 [21:01] <TheNytangel`> Oh would you look at that
#4619 [21:01] <TheNytangel`> Connection reset by peer
#4620 [21:01] <TheNytangel`> I knew it was coming
#4621 [21:01] <rodimuz> i cant find my GPU on intel
#4622 [21:01] <earlehank> ok fault i did that now wat
#4623 [21:02] <fault> earlehank, what do you think? try downloading mine craft again
#4624 [21:02] <fault> *minecraft
#4625 [21:02] <glopso> Well it says jre6 so I guess I have java 6
#4626 [21:02] <glopso> Is there an updater that installs over my current java or do I have to uninstall first
#4627 [21:03] <fault> glopso, uninstall first for good measure
#4628 [21:03] <glopso> And is it likely for this problem to be specific to java6?
#4629 [21:03] <Cryp71c> glopso, probabl not, but a corrupted java binary could be resulting in a more-than-usual memory leak.
#4630 [21:03] <Cryp71c> Or other glitch resulting in deadlock.
#4631 [21:04] <glopso> Well is there anything else I can check or will I just have to run minecraft and see what happens again
#4632 [21:04] <Cryp71c> If its still happening after this, I would recommend doing a stress test on your system to eliminate the possibility of faulty hardware. Download a program like 3dmark and run it in a loop mode to see if your system locks up after a short while.
#4633 [21:04] <Cryp71c> glopso, ^
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#4635 [21:04] <earlehank> fault it says i have to use a file to open minecraft wat should i do?????
#4636 [21:05] <glopso> Ok, thanks, I'll try that in a bit
#4637 [21:05] <fault> earlehank, add .exe to the end of Minecraft
#4638 [21:05] <fault> ignore any warnings
#4639 [21:05] <earlehank> in browse???
#4640 [21:05] <fault> earlehank, save the file, don't open it
#4641 [21:05] <fault> save it to your desktop
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#4644 [21:07] <awsome_dwarf> hey i need help
#4645 [21:07] <Cryp71c> hey I might be able to help you
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#4647 [21:07] <awsome_dwarf> can you
#4648 [21:07] <Cryp71c> Don't ask to ask, just ask :)
#4649 [21:07] <awsome_dwarf> ok
#4650 [21:07] <fault> just ask
#4651 [21:08] <glopso> The java website only goes to java 6 v26
#4652 [21:08] <skippydippy> i can not download the game i am using internet explorer
#4653 [21:08] <earlehank> I saved it to the desktop now wat fault
#4654 [21:08] <Cryp71c> glopso, really, because googling 'java7' gave me this:http://jdk7.java.net/
#4655 [21:08] <fault> earlehank, rename Minecraft to Minecraft.exe
#4656 [21:08] <Cryp71c> along with a million other results.
#4657 [21:08] <awsome_dwarf> my downloaded version of minecraft says my computer has bad vidseo card drivers
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#4659 [21:08] <fault> skippydippy, try using something that's not IE
#4660 [21:08] <glopso> oh
#4661 [21:08] <TheNytangel> Oh my god.. first sucky internet, now a mosquito in my bedroom?
#4662 [21:08] <fault> ??> awsome_dwarf win/dxdiag
#4663 [21:08] <VoxelHead> awsome_dwarf: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4664 [21:08] <awsome_dwarf> ?
#4665 [21:08] <VoxelHead> awsome_dwarf: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4666 [21:08] <awsome_dwarf> ok..
#4667 [21:08] <glopso> Isn't that the java development kit?
#4668 [21:08] <guest-0-72008> Is there a way to disable minecraft's error messages?
#4669 [21:09] <fault> guest-0-72008, what do you mean?
#4670 [21:09] <fault> you can fix them
#4671 [21:09] <fault> usually
#4672 [21:09] <awsome_dwarf> whats qin+r
#4673 [21:09] <awsome_dwarf> :|
#4674 [21:09] <Cryp71c> glopso, Oracle doesn't distribute a JDK without also releasing the JRE (after all, being able to develop, but not test your development, is rather dumb)
#4675 [21:09] <guest-0-72008> A mod, More Health, is giving me problems, spams error messages.
#4676 [21:09] <fault> ??> guest-0-72008 mods
#4677 [21:09] <VoxelHead> guest-0-72008: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
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#4679 [21:09] <VoxelHead> guest-0-72008: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4680 [21:09] <Cryp71c> awsome_dwarf, windows key, located on the left side of your keyboard between ctrl and alt
#4681 [21:09] <crazeleah> i need help minecraft.net keep saying this Safari can’t open the page “http://minecraft.net/” because Safari can’t connect to the server “minecraft.net”. what should i do because i wanna buy the game
#4682 [21:09] <guest-0-72008> I tried googling the issue, didn't find a fix
#4683 [21:09] <mib_z78rfb> hello
#4684 [21:10] <awsome_dwarf> oh
#4685 [21:10] <fault> guest-0-72008, we don't support mods
#4686 [21:10] <glopso> Well the link to "Java for you computer" on the oracle site sent me to jre 6 >.<
#4687 [21:10] <awsome_dwarf> so fn + r right?
#4688 [21:10] <fault> awsome_dwarf, no, the windows key
#4689 [21:10] <Cryp71c> glopso, http://jdk7.java.net/ ; click on top-left "Downloads" under "JDK 7"
#4690 [21:10] <fault> the one with the windows logo on it
#4691 [21:10] <awsome_dwarf> the 1 with flag thingy
#4692 [21:10] <awsome_dwarf> ok
#4693 [21:10] <fault> yeah
#4694 [21:10] <mib_z78rfb> i redownloaded minecraft and then it just shut down
#4695 [21:10] <fault> p_p
#4696 [21:10] <Cryp71c> awsome_dwarf, does the flag thingy resemble a windows logo?
#4697 [21:10] <awsome_dwarf> no thats not my problem
#4698 [21:11] <Cryp71c> If so, there's an awesome change that its not the "Mac key"
#4699 [21:11] <crazeleah> fault that dont work ive tryed that
#4700 [21:11] <awsome_dwarf> my minecraft says that my video card drivers are bad
#4701 [21:11] <skippydippy> alright i am downloading google crom wht if that does not work
#4702 [21:11] <Cryp71c> glopso, the JRE is in the center on the right hand side.
#4703 [21:11] <awsome_dwarf> :|
#4704 [21:11] <fault> ??> crazeleah mac/dns
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#4706 [21:11] <VoxelHead> crazeleah: (mac/dns) To clear your DNS cache on Mac OS X Leopard/Snow Leopard (10.5+), open a Terminal window (in Applications->Utilities)
#4707 [21:11] <VoxelHead> crazeleah: (mac/dns) In this window, type "sudo dscacheutil -flushcache" (no quotes) and press enter. When prompted for a password, enter your user login password.
#4708 [21:11] <fault> awsome_dwarf, follow those instructions and we'll be able to help you
#4709 [21:11] <awsome_dwarf> :
#4710 [21:11] <fault> want me to send them to you again?
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#4712 [21:11] <awsome_dwarf> ok
#4713 [21:11] <Cryp71c> awsome_dwarf, have you followed the directions that Voxelhead gave you earlier?
#4714 [21:11] <TheNytangel> -_-
#4715 [21:12] <earlehank> ok fault i renamed it now wat???
#4716 [21:12] <awsome_dwarf> XD i keep tyiping t b4 i talk
#4717 [21:12] <fault> earlehank, click it :|
#4718 [21:12] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, are wired networks better than wireless?
#4719 [21:12] <awsome_dwarf> no i didnt
#4720 [21:12] <Cryp71c> TheNytangel, yes
#4721 [21:12] <awsome_dwarf> cryp
#4722 [21:12] <skippydippy> what if google crom wont work
#4723 [21:12] <fault> skippydippy, how is it not working?
#4724 [21:12] <TheNytangel> Cryp71c, will peer keep resetting my connection? >.>
#4725 [21:12] <awsome_dwarf> :P
#4726 [21:12] <New> i downloaded minecraft again and got on and two minutes later it just shut off
#4727 [21:12] <crazeleah> where do i fine the dns i have window 7
#4728 [21:12] <awsome_dwarf> :(
#4729 [21:12] <fault> New, what os are you using
#4730 [21:12] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Er yeah..
#4731 [21:12] <fault> crazeleah, oh, one second
#4732 [21:12] <New> what do you mean
#4733 [21:13] <Cryp71c> skippydippy, then your internet / network / local system is preventing it
#4734 [21:13] <fault> ??> crazeleah win/dns
#4735 [21:13] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Wired is much better than wireless
#4736 [21:13] <VoxelHead> crazeleah: (win/dns) To clear your DNS cache on Windows, you need to open a Command Prompt(cmd) window as Administrator (if using 7/Vista)
#4737 [21:13] <crazeleah> alright
#4738 [21:13] <earlehank> ok it wont let me on
#4739 [21:13] <VoxelHead> crazeleah: (win/dns) In this window, you type "ipconfig /flushdns" (without the quotes) and press enter.
#4740 [21:13] <fault> earlehank, what error are you getting?
#4741 [21:13] <awsome_dwarf> HMM
#4742 [21:13] <Cryp71c> TheNytangel, I can't say..I don't know what's causing your connection to be reset.
#4743 [21:13] <awsome_dwarf> sorry caps
#4744 [21:13] <New> os???
#4745 [21:13] <Cryp71c> New, operating system.
#4746 [21:13] <TheNytangel> Cryp71c, bad internet -_-
#4747 [21:13] <awsome_dwarf> i need help man
#4748 [21:13] <fault> awsome_dwarf, follow the instructions exactly as they're show
#4749 [21:13] <awsome_dwarf> :(
#4750 [21:13] <fault> *shown
#4751 [21:13] <awsome_dwarf> ok
#4752 [21:13] <New> oh microsoft
#4753 [21:13] <New> windows sorry
#4754 [21:13] <Cryp71c> TheNytangel, wired will help, possibly.
#4755 [21:13] <fault> ??> new win/reinst
#4756 [21:13] <VoxelHead> new: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4757 [21:13] <VoxelHead> new: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4758 [21:13] <earlehank> an unidentifyed program wants to accses my computer
#4759 [21:13] <fault> ??> awsome_dwarf dont/bother
#4760 [21:13] <skippydippy> k im downloading crom now so i hope it will work
#4761 [21:13] <VoxelHead> awsome_dwarf: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#4762 [21:13] <Cryp71c> earlehank, allow it
#4763 [21:13] <Cryp71c> that's the minecraft installer.
#4764 [21:13] <earlehank> i did
#4765 [21:14] <awsome_dwarf> ok ok geezs
#4766 [21:14] <awsome_dwarf> bye
#4767 [21:14] <Cryp71c> awsome_dwarf, bye.
#4768 [21:14] <New> k hanks
#4769 [21:14] <Cryp71c> Yo
#4770 [21:14] <fault> earlehank, right click Minecraft.exe and click properties
#4771 [21:14] <Cryp71c> Mistell
#4772 [21:14] <earlehank> ok
#4773 [21:14] <fault> then click the allow button near the bottom of the window
#4774 [21:14] <earlehank> i already did that
#4775 [21:15] <earlehank> i keep clicking it and it does the same thing
#4776 [21:15] <fault> ok, then close out of that window
#4777 [21:15] <crazeleah> voxelhead i did what next
#4778 [21:15] <fault> click ok after you've done that
#4779 [21:15] <fault> ??> crazeleah bot
#4780 [21:15] <VoxelHead> crazeleah: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4781 [21:15] <fault> crazeleah, try accessing minecraft.net again
#4782 [21:15] <crazeleah> alright i will
#4783 [21:16] <earlehank> now do i download the reg minecraft next????
#4784 [21:16] <fault> earlehank, try temporarily disabling your antivirus program
#4785 [21:16] <crazeleah> still aint working
#4786 [21:16] <fault> crazeleah, try another browser
#4787 [21:16] <crazeleah> i have been
#4788 [21:16] <earlehank> my antivirus is out of date
#4789 [21:16] <fault> earlehank, try disabling it.
#4790 [21:16] <crazeleah> i have 3 of them and all of them dont work
#4791 [21:17] <fault> ??faq mc.net/down
#4792 [21:17] <crazeleah> everyone here in the house can get on it minecraft.net
#4793 [21:17] <fault> ??< mc.net/down
#4794 [21:17] <fault> try using another computer, then.
#4795 [21:17] <earlehank> norton is anti virus right???
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#4797 [21:17] <fault> earlehank, yes.
#4798 [21:18] <earlehank> how i disable???
#4799 [21:18] <fault> right click the icon in the task bar and click disable
#4800 [21:18] <fault> in the lower right corner of the screen
#4801 [21:18] <skippydippy> how do i download it on google crom
#4802 [21:18] <fault> find the norton icon
#4803 [21:18] <fault> skippydippy, open http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4804 [21:19] <Cryp71c> skippydippy, chrome is like any other browser
#4805 [21:19] <crazeleah> eh this sucks
#4806 [21:19] <Cryp71c> Go to the url and click on it.
#4807 [21:19] <Cryp71c> crazeleah, what's happening again?
#4808 [21:19] <fault> Cryp71c, she can't open minecraft.net in her browser. she's flushed her dns
#4809 [21:19] <Cryp71c> fault, curses! Snipe tool would work perfectly, except its locked at size 1
#4810 [21:20] <earlehank> it wont let me click it
#4811 [21:21] <fault> crazeleah, right click
#4812 [21:21] <fault> er
#4813 [21:21] <fault> earlehank, right click
#4814 [21:21] <crazeleah> Safari can’t open the page “http://minecraft.net/” because Safari can’t connect to the server “minecraft.net”. i get this on every browers i use google crome firefox and this one i dont know what to do everyone esle here can go on the site but me and i wanna buy it soo i can play it
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#4816 [21:21] <earlehank> at the bottom left button?
#4817 [21:21] <fault> crazeleah, are you using windows xp?
#4818 [21:21] <crazeleah> right click what?
#4819 [21:21] <fault> crazeleah, that was for someone else
#4820 [21:21] <crazeleah> nope im useing window 7
#4821 [21:22] <fault> crazeleah, http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/how-to-repair-a-network-connection-in-windows-7.html
#4822 [21:22] <earlehank> fault the bottom left button???
#4823 [21:22] <fault> bottom right.
#4824 [21:22] <fault> not the start button
#4825 [21:22] <fault> look for the norton icon and right click it, then click the disable option
#4826 [21:23] <earlehank> at the bottom right it says Norton from symantec
#4827 [21:24] <fault> ??> earlehank don/pebcak
#4828 [21:24] <fault> ??> earlehank dont/pebcak
#4829 [21:24] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (dont/pebcak) If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#4830 [21:24] <VoxelHead> earlehank: (dont/pebcak) Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#4831 [21:26] <Cryp71c> crazeleah, open the start menu, type in "cmd" in the black window (with white text) that loads up, type "ipconfig /all" (without the quotes) and pastebin the results please.
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#4833 [21:29] <glopso> My computer restarted on its own, but it went through it gracefully so I think it was just when I uninstalled java
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#4835 [21:29] <Cryp71c> glopso, sounds like it
#4836 [21:29] <glopso> I'm installing java 7 right now, and downloading 3dmark
#4837 [21:29] <mr_fribble> hey i click the download button and download it and i click run and nothing happens
#4838 [21:30] <fault> mr_fribble, click save instead, and save it to your desktop
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#4842 [21:33] <glopso> oh god
#4843 [21:33] <glopso> A notice said that this will close irc connections
#4844 [21:33] <glopso> chrome is trying to close maybe
#4845 [21:33] <glopso> what if it restarts again
#4846 [21:33] <glopso> bleh
#4847 [21:34] <mr_fribble> how do i save it on google crom
#4848 [21:34] <glopso> right click>save target as
#4849 [21:35] <mr_fribble> wht?
#4850 [21:35] <glopso> Does it automatically download?
#4851 [21:35] <glopso> If it does go into you documents>downloads folder and find it there; copy and paste it wherever you want
#4852 [21:35] <glopso> Unless you're running linux or Mac
#4853 [21:36] <glopso> I haven't used chrome on linux and I'd never get a mac
#4854 [21:36] <glopso> Unless I was doing graphics or something
#4855 [21:36] <mr_fribble> i use crom on pc
#4856 [21:36] <glopso> On Windows?
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#4858 [21:37] <mr_fribble> yes
#4859 [21:37] <glopso> What does it show when you click the download link
#4860 [21:37] <NewNewNew> hello i redownloaded my minecraft, and it worked, and it did this before i redownloaded it but when i play minecraft it will shut off in two minutes or so.
#4861 [21:37] <mr_fribble> it shows a box at the bottom of the page and i click that and i save it
#4862 [21:38] <glopso> It will save to your documents/downloads foler
#4863 [21:38] <glopso> folder*
#4864 [21:38] <glopso> Can you find that?
#4865 [21:38] <mr_fribble> but when i find it i click run and nothing happens
#4866 [21:38] <glopso> Oh hey I think I might have found a solution
#4867 [21:38] <mr_fribble> cool wht is it?
#4868 [21:39] <NewNewNew> hello i redownloaded my minecraft, and it worked, and it did this before i redownloaded it but when i play minecraft it will shut off in two minutes or so.
#4869 [21:39] <glopso> I was talking aobut mine, sorry didn't see your text
#4870 [21:39] <glopso> I don't know, you should ask one of the more experienced helpers here :\
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#4872 [21:39] <NewNewNew> me??
#4873 [21:40] <mr_fribble> so wht do i do
#4874 [21:40] <mr_fribble> can anybody help me
#4875 [21:41] <NewNewNew> no one is answering me
#4876 [21:41] <mib_kywdzo> for the free minecraft ( the older version ) that was shown on the page when i tried to open the game it said i needed java so i downloaded it the it kept saying there was a error while trying to load the applet. what should i do?
#4877 [21:41] <glopso> Does MC shut off or does your computer shut off or freeze or what
#4878 [21:41] <glopso> NewNewNEw
#4879 [21:41] <NewNewNew> the minecraft shuts of
#4880 [21:42] <glopso> oh
#4881 [21:42] <NewNewNew> my computer freezes after sometimes
#4882 [21:42] <NewNewNew> atleast lately
#4883 [21:42] <glopso> Try allocating more memory, there is a part in a forum post, let me find it
#4884 [21:42] <glopso> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/198440-guidehow-fix-most-minecraft-crashesread-before-post/
#4885 [21:42] <NewNewNew> ok thanks
#4886 [21:42] <glopso> scroll down to where vanderdekken is quoted
#4887 [21:43] <glopso> I'm trying the solution right now xD have been freezing consistently
#4888 [21:43] <mib_kywdzo> what about meeeee
#4889 [21:44] <mr_fribble> i click run and nothing happens
#4890 [21:45] <mr_fribble> help
#4891 [21:45] <mib_kywdzo> i am not being helpedddd
#4892 [21:45] <oldtopmanserver> ??> mib_kywdzo attitude
#4893 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_kywdzo: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#4894 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_kywdzo: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#4895 [21:45] <fault> ??> mib_kywdzo patience
#4896 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_kywdzo: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4897 [21:45] <VoxelHead> mib_kywdzo: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4898 [21:46] <glopso> I want to make jokes about brothels
#4899 [21:46] <mib_kywdzo> ok im sorry
#4900 [21:46] <mr_fribble> hey guys i click run and nothing happens please help
#4901 [21:46] <fault> mr_fribble, what are you trying to run?
#4902 [21:47] <fault> mib_kywdzo, could you restate your problem? have you even asked it?
#4903 [21:47] <fault> oh, never mind, i found it
#4904 [21:47] <fault> mib_kywdzo, what operating system and browser are you using?
#4905 [21:47] <mr_fribble> i save it from the web site and then i click run and nothing happens
#4906 [21:47] <mr_fribble> minecraft
#4907 [21:47] <fault> mr_fribble, rename the file and add .exe to the end of it
#4908 [21:47] <mib_kywdzo> yes when i try to run the old version of minecraft tit says that there was an error running the applet
#4909 [21:48] <mr_fribble> ok i will try tht
#4910 [21:48] <fault> mib_kywdzo, what operating system and browser are you using?
#4911 [21:48] <mib_kywdzo> windows xp
#4912 [21:49] <fault> mib_kywdzo, try reinstalling java. uninstall it from add/remove programs, then download it from java.com and install it
#4913 [21:49] <fault> before you do that, what browser are you using? internet explorer?
#4914 [21:49] <mib_kywdzo> ok i will try
#4915 [21:49] <glopso> Anyone know a good free download manager that preferably has copyleft or GPL licenses? My downloads are always interuppted by my bad connection
#4916 [21:49] <fault> glopso, wget
#4917 [21:49] <glopso> Thanks for near-instantaneous response :D
#4918 [21:49] <fault> it has resume and all sorts of awesome features
#4919 [21:49] <glopso> I'll look for it
#4920 [21:49] <fault> it's command line, though
#4921 [21:50] <glopso> command line is ok
#4922 [21:50] <mr_fribble> i renamed it and it still wont run
#4923 [21:50] <fault> mr_fribble, what error messages are you getting, if any?
#4924 [21:51] <mr_fribble> i am not getting any message
#4925 [21:51] <mr_fribble> i am using google crom help?
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#4927 [21:52] <fault> mr_fribble, it won't make a difference now. do you have java installed?
#4928 [21:52] <mr_fribble> yes i do
#4929 [21:52] <fault> mr_fribble, try reinstalling it.
#4930 [21:53] <mr_fribble> how do i do that on google crom?
#4931 [21:53] <glopso> Do I have to build wget?
#4932 [21:53] <glopso> Also is it for Windows in addition to GNU?
#4933 [21:53] <glopso> nvm
#4934 [21:53] <fault> glopso, http://gnuwin32.sourceforge.net/packages/wget.htm
#4935 [21:53] <glopso> Found windows subdirectory
#4936 [21:54] <glopso> oh
#4937 [21:54] <glopso> Sorry should have looked a little more :P
#4938 [21:54] <mr_fribble> should i use internet explorer or google crom
#4939 [21:54] <fault> mr_fribble, either should work for java. just unistall it first.
#4940 [21:55] <glopso> Both are owned by megalomaniacal corporations! Down with the Bourgeois!
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#4942 [21:55] <mr_fribble> i dont understand
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#4944 [21:55] <fault> mr_fribble, what operating system are you using?
#4945 [21:55] <fault> windows 7? xp?
#4946 [21:56] <mr_fribble> windows vista
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#4948 [21:56] <fault> glopso, ICEWEASEL FOREVER
#4949 [21:56] <fault> mr_fribble, uninstall java from the control panel, then download and install it from chrome.
#4950 [21:57] <mr_fribble> i cant do tht
#4951 [21:57] <fault> why?
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#4954 [21:57] <weaverbird> hey there - installed the game the other day, it worked fine. Today, it crashed. Restarted computer, minecraft is just a black screen
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#4956 [21:58] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel`- Connection issues today?
#4957 [21:58] <che> Hello
#4958 [21:58] <glopso> Are there some libraries I need before I get wget?
#4959 [21:58] <glopso> use*
#4960 [21:58] <fault> there shouldn't be if you're using windows
#4961 [21:58] <fault> are you having trouble running it?
#4962 [21:58] <fault> oh, nevermind
#4963 [21:58] <glopso> It claims a missing dll
#4964 [21:58] <JohnEBH> che- Hi~
#4965 [21:58] <fault> http://support.microsoft.com/kb/259403
#4966 [21:58] <fault> glopso, http://support.microsoft.com/kb/259403
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#4968 [21:58] <glopso> okies
#4969 [21:58] <Graversimen_phone> Hi
#4970 [21:59] <mr_fribble> hey i cant unstall java can i do anything usle
#4971 [21:59] <Graversimen_phone> On back :P
#4972 [21:59] <Graversimen_phone> :D
#4973 [21:59] <mib_nmwgrp> Hi, I'm having trouble starting the game with my account. In browser, I get a blank screen and with the dowloaded client, i get the "Failed to udate news" html on the launcher and my account just won't log in... What's going on?
#4974 [21:59] <Graversimen_phone> Im
#4975 [21:59] <fault> mr_fribble, ask your system administrator to reinstall it for you.
#4976 [21:59] <che> disconnect.endofstream and disconnect.overflow....any posts that have several hopeful fixes for these ?
#4977 [22:00] <Graversimen_phone> Sounds like internet failed mib
#4978 [22:00] <fault> che, it's probably the server you're trying to connect to
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#4980 [22:00] <mr_fribble> he says tht it will just make the computer not work
#4981 [22:00] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#4982 [22:00] <mib_nmwgrp> It's working fine with all my other programs
#4983 [22:00] <che> The server is mine, firewall off, was working great about 3 days ago and now no one can log in for more than a few seconds
#4984 [22:00] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, fuck yes
#4985 [22:00] <JohnEBH> mib_nmwgrp- Check to see if you antivirus or firewall is not blocking java or minecraft.
#4986 [22:00] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- lol
#4987 [22:00] <fault> mib_nmwgrp, allow java through your firewall
#4988 [22:00] <fault> glopso, there are also a bunch of dependencies on the bottom of the download page for wget, grab those
#4989 [22:01] <mib_nmwgrp> I did, not the problem.
#4990 [22:01] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, but the time before last I accidentally pushed the power button WHILE COMING UPSTAIRS BECAUSE MY SISTER TOOK OVER THE 64 INCH TV THAT I WAS WATCHIING WHILE I WAS USING THE INTERNET
#4991 [22:01] <TheNytangel> :)
#4992 [22:01] <fault> mib_nmwgrp, it sure sounds like that's the problem to me
#4993 [22:01] <fault> TheNytangel, #firstworldproblems
#4994 [22:01] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#4995 [22:01] <TheNytangel> And now I can't watch youtube >.>
#4996 [22:01] <glopso> I'm trying to do multiple things at the same time and I'm pretty sure at some point an installation is going to require me to restart and will mess up my timing
#4997 [22:02] <mr_fribble> i cant do anything pleas help
#4998 [22:02] <JohnEBH> fault- Trololol
#4999 [22:02] <CTM> mr_fribble, why can't you uninstall Java? Don't have administrator privileges?
#5000 [22:02] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, buy me new interwebz? :(
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#5002 [22:03] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Cheap Asian here. You'll get no help from me
#5003 [22:03] <mr_fribble> i cant because my administer wont let me
#5004 [22:03] <fault> mr_fribble, we can't help you, then.
#5005 [22:03] <JohnEBH> mr_fribble- Then good luck
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#5007 [22:03] <glopso> Become a leet hacker and learn how to hack into windows
#5008 [22:03] <mr_fribble> is there a way i could have my money back
#5009 [22:03] <fault> mr_fribble, use a computer that you have control of
#5010 [22:04] <fault> mr_fribble, as for refunds, mojang doesn't give them.
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#5012 [22:04] <TheNytangel`> Fml
#5013 [22:04] <weaverbird> even tried it in the browser, it shows the loading bar, then just a white screen?
#5014 [22:04] <glopso> Unless you use illegal methods to get your refund, but you might as well get more money than a refund if you're going to
#5015 [22:05] <mr_fribble> i am useing a computer i am incontroll of the computer i just cant uninstall java
#5016 [22:05] <TheNytangel> *sigh*
#5017 [22:05] <glopso> In control means you're an admin
#5018 [22:05] <fault> well, if you can't, you obviously aren't in control of it.
#5019 [22:05] <JohnEBH> ??> mr_fribble dont/pebcak
#5020 [22:05] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (dont/pebcak) If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#5021 [22:05] <VoxelHead> mr_fribble: (dont/pebcak) Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#5022 [22:06] * JohnEBH points to the hiring a professional part.
#5022 [22:06] <mr_fribble> i am my dad wont let me unistall java
#5023 [22:06] <fault> mr_fribble, it's not a big deal, have him do it for you
#5024 [22:06] <glopso> Tell him you'll reinstall it right afterwards
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#5026 [22:07] <TheNytangel`> Lol JohnEBH, did you get that message?
#5027 [22:07] <JohnEBH> A message?
#5028 [22:07] <TheNytangel`> Right before my connection reset
#5029 [22:07] <TheNytangel`> JohnEBH, I bet you new internet that I will get another connection reset within the next hour >.>
#5030 [22:08] <fault> TheNytangel, get a shell account and use screen/irssi
#5031 [22:08] <JohnEBH> I never agreed to such a bet =P
#5032 [22:08] <che> My server started disconnecting everyone two days ago and now only I can play locally. AV is off, firewall is off, port is forwarded, router/server/software all restarted. The errors are disconnect.endofstream and disconnect.overflow. Any suggestions?
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#5035 [22:09] <TheNytangel`> OH MY GOD
#5036 [22:09] <TheNytangel`> Seriously..
#5037 [22:09] <fault> TheNytangel, get a shell account and use screen/irssi
#5038 [22:09] <TheNytangel`> Forget ghsoting TheNytangel, I will get another reset in 2 minutes >.>
#5039 [22:09] <fault> easy
#5040 [22:09] <TheNytangel`> fault, I have no idea how to do that :)
#5041 [22:09] <fault> eh, i wrote a blog post about it somewhere
#5042 [22:10] <fault> one sec
#5043 [22:10] <TheNytangel`> Connection reset in 3.. 2.. 1..
#5044 [22:11] <TheNytangel`> :o
#5045 [22:11] <TheNytangel`> Someone confirm you are reading this message..
#5046 [22:11] <fault> i'm reading this message
#5047 [22:11] <TheNytangel`> :D
#5048 [22:11] <fault> use !ping
#5049 [22:11] <TheNytangel`> !ping
#5050 [22:11] <GreyBot> TheNytangel` Your Ping time was 0.53 seconds.
#5051 [22:11] <fault> yup, you message is seen
#5052 [22:11] <TheNytangel`> It was 26 seconds a minute ago.
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#5056 [22:12] <mr_fribble> alright i dont know wht to do i cant unsiall java so i guess i wasted my money
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#5058 [22:13] <TheNytangel> What I was going to say..
#5059 [22:13] <TheNytangel> Well since I am having a bad connection.. time to go replay portal 2 single player :D
#5060 [22:13] <TheNytangel> By the way, no one buy internet from Nemont.. ever..
#5061 [22:14] <JohnEBH> che- http://canihostaminecraftserver.com/ >.>
#5062 [22:14] <fault> that's a terrible recommendation
#5063 [22:14] <fault> that site is the sucks
#5064 [22:14] <fault> that site sucks all of the dicks
#5065 [22:14] <fault> all of them
#5066 [22:14] <JohnEBH> fault- Well I'm sorry T.T
#5067 [22:15] <JohnEBH> DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
#5068 [22:15] <fault> a 2mbit upstream can support ~15 players
#5069 [22:15] <JohnEBH> lol ^
#5070 [22:15] <JohnEBH> TY!
#5071 [22:15] <fault> 512mb can support 10 player
#5072 [22:15] <fault> *players
#5073 [22:15] <JohnEBH> And with craftproxy 30 =P
#5074 [22:15] <fault> in my experience
#5075 [22:15] <CTM> mr_fribble: in what way are you unable to uninstall Java? When you say you're in control, are you trying to say you are sitting in front of the computer, performing commands? Or that you actually have administrative control? (Admin privileges should be self-evident if you're monkeying around in the Control Panel.) If you don't have administrative control, and want to uninstall Java, get
#5076 [22:15] <CTM> the admin to do so. If the admin is your dad, and is nearby, it should be easy to tell him why you want to do so, in order to get him to do so.
#5077 [22:15] <TheNytangel> Well that's my problem >:o
#5078 [22:15] <TheNytangel> Who moved my internet to canada?
#5079 [22:16] <JohnEBH> Er...
#5080 [22:16] <fault> TheNytangel, you mean australia?
#5081 [22:16] * JohnEBH whistles
#5081 [22:16] <TheNytangel> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1423891495.png
#5082 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Saskatoon, SK isn't australia
#5083 [22:16] <fault> pshh, i've seen worse
#5084 [22:16] <mr_fribble> should i use internet explorer or google crom
#5085 [22:16] <TheNytangel> 300 friggen miles away
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#5087 [22:16] <fault> it's just speed testing from another server
#5088 [22:16] <fault> that's where the speed test server is
#5089 [22:17] <mr_fribble> to download minecraft
#5090 [22:17] <fault> mr_fribble, it isn't going to make a difference
#5091 [22:17] <TheNytangel> How many MB in 4GB
#5092 [22:17] <fault> we can't help you, and a different browser isn't going to change anything
#5093 [22:17] <CTM> Doesn't matter which one you use (and it's Chrome, not crom by the way), if you want to uninstall it you need admin privileges. If your dad is the admin, get him to do it for you.
#5094 [22:17] <fault> TheNytangel, 4096
#5095 [22:18] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- That's the test server I'm pretty sure
#5096 [22:18] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- Not you ISP
#5097 [22:18] <fault> JohnEBH, it IS
#5098 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Your*
#5099 [22:18] <JohnEBH> Oh shoot
#5100 [22:18] <mr_fribble> alright i click minecraft.exe on the webcite and i click save. then the bar moves alitte and stops and wont move wht do i do
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#5102 [22:19] <JohnEBH> I should've read first XD
#5103 [22:19] <TheNytangel> :D
#5104 [22:19] <TheNytangel> I can host a maximum of 1 people on my server :D
#5105 [22:19] <JohnEBH> All I thought of was "OOH A SPEEDTEST LINK!" "Dumbass, it's test server." "Explain to TheNytangel that he's a dumbass"
#5106 [22:19] <fault> it almost reminds me of the time someone tried to show off their epeen with a speedtest from their connection to a server run by their isp
#5107 [22:19] <fault> herp derp
#5108 [22:20] <fault> finally
#5109 [22:20] <JohnEBH> lol
#5110 [22:20] <confusedmom> can someone help me with a technical issue with my kid's minecraft game
#5111 [22:20] * mib_fy0r3p [mib_fy0r3p@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5112 [22:20] <confusedmom> i have a red 'x' when trying to see the browser version
#5113 [22:20] <JohnEBH> confusedmom- Is java installed?
#5114 [22:21] <TheNytangel> !ping
#5115 [22:21] <TheNytangel> Erm..
#5116 [22:21] <TheNytangel> Ping me already, GreyBot?
#5117 [22:21] <GreyBot> TheNytangel Your Ping time was 0.936 seconds.
#5118 [22:21] <JohnEBH> ??> confusedmom getjava
#5119 [22:21] <VoxelHead> confusedmom: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#5120 [22:21] <confusedmom> yes we installed it and it used to work fine
#5121 [22:21] <TheNytangel> .936 seconds.. yeah right. fu
#5122 [22:21] <JohnEBH> confusedmom- Can you download the following...
#5123 [22:21] <JohnEBH> !client
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#5125 [22:21] <confusedmom> thank you
#5126 [22:21] <mib_fy0r3p> XRuka1
#5127 [22:21] <JohnEBH> confusedmom- Download the one needed for your operating system ^
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#5129 [22:22] <JohnEBH> mib_fy0r3p- There is no such user in this channel?
#5130 [22:22] <confusedmom> why wouldn't the browser edition work do you think?
#5131 [22:22] <confusedmom> (am doing so now, thanks)
#5132 [22:22] <JohnEBH> confusedmom- Well we're not sure right now. That's why we're getting you to use the launcher
#5133 [22:22] <confusedmom> ok
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#5135 [22:23] <fault> !lastseen Xruka1
#5136 [22:23] <weaverbird> neither the launcher nor the browser is working for me. Brower just loads to white screen, launcher loads to a black screen
#5137 [22:24] <fault> weaverbird, what os are you using?
#5138 [22:24] * |Kiikun| loves teamviewer <.<
#5138 [22:24] <socalguy> The program is crashing and indicating a fatal Java error. Any one know what is going on?
#5139 [22:24] <JohnEBH> ??> weaverbird win/reinst/bat
#5140 [22:24] <VoxelHead> weaverbird: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#5141 [22:24] <fault> ??> socalguy specific
#5142 [22:24] <VoxelHead> weaverbird: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#5143 [22:24] <VoxelHead> socalguy: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#5144 [22:24] <VoxelHead> socalguy: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#5145 [22:24] <JohnEBH> socalguy- Pastebin it for us
#5146 [22:24] <JohnEBH> ??> socalguy pastebin
#5147 [22:24] <VoxelHead> socalguy: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5148 [22:24] <fault> i already (sort of) did that :\
#5149 [22:24] * JohnEBH things |Kiikun| is random
#5149 [22:25] <JohnEBH> lol Ok
#5150 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Thinks*
#5151 [22:25] * |Kiikun| isteamviewering into pc at home from girlfriends :P
#5151 [22:25] <fault> !help
#5152 [22:26] <|Kiikun|> !tutorial
#5153 [22:26] <|Kiikun|> ah.
#5154 [22:26] <socalguy> "A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime environment" Access Violatoin
#5155 [22:27] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5156 [22:27] <fault> can you at least tell us what the access violation was?
#5157 [22:27] <JohnEBH> Youtube top comment: my girlfriend said minecraft sucks 50 likes and ill dump her
#5158 [22:27] <JohnEBH> . By: sk4ptic. 4 days ago
#5159 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> hi nyt
#5160 [22:27] <fault> JohnEBH, fuuuuuuu
#5161 [22:27] <Graversimen_phone> Hi
#5162 [22:27] <JohnEBH> It gets 90 likes. lol
#5163 [22:27] <fault> he's probably 12
#5164 [22:28] <JohnEBH> I couldn't careless
#5165 [22:28] <fault> fair enough
#5166 [22:28] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#5167 [22:28] <Graversimen_phone> Brb
#5168 [22:28] <JohnEBH> socalguy- Not specific enough. The entire log would help.
#5169 [22:29] <Graversimen_phone> Time for angry birds !!!!!!Ftw
#5170 [22:29] <fault> hahaha, woow
#5171 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> isoball > angry birds
#5172 [22:29] <Graversimen_phone> Lol
#5173 [22:29] <CTM> Angry Birds: The Movie.
#5174 [22:29] <fault> too bad iPhone doesn't have multitasking
#5175 [22:30] <weaverbird> well that changed something - now instead of loading a black screen it says that it "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#5176 [22:30] <socalguy> Access violation (0xc0000005) at pc=0x69c77386, pid=888, tid=1748. Following this there are pages of memory locations and other cryptic data.
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#5178 [22:30] <fault> weaverbird, let java through your firewall
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#5180 [22:30] <fault> second time today that i've seen a 0xc0000005 error
#5181 [22:31] <JohnEBH> it means it time for a cookie break
#5182 [22:31] <fault> ??> social win/dxdiag
#5183 [22:31] <VoxelHead> social: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5184 [22:31] <VoxelHead> social: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5185 [22:31] <confusedmom> is it typically supposed to take forever to download the .exe
#5186 [22:31] <JohnEBH> fault- it's socal
#5187 [22:32] <JohnEBH> lol
#5188 [22:32] <JohnEBH> confusedmom- Er, more of 3 seconds
#5189 [22:32] <confusedmom> mkay..i will restart it
#5190 [22:32] <fault> JohnEBH- it's JohnEgbert
#5191 [22:32] <JohnEBH> T.T
#5192 [22:32] <fault> trolo
#5193 [22:33] <fault> oh lawd, so many dock icons
#5194 [22:34] <fault> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j8HAbxmQ0g
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#5196 [22:35] <Wug> !down minecraft.net
#5197 [22:35] <GreyBot> Wug: It's not just you! http://minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5198 [22:35] <Wug> MOLLSTAM
#5199 [22:35] <Wug> what did you break
#5200 [22:35] <confusedmom> I cannot even log into minecraft now
#5201 [22:35] <Wug> confusedmom: the site's down
#5202 [22:35] <confusedmom> oh
#5203 [22:35] * TheNytangel` [TheNytangel`@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5204 [22:35] <fault> TO THE TWOTTER
#5205 [22:35] <confusedmom> good then i'm not as retarded as i once thought
#5206 [22:35] <confusedmom> :)
#5207 [22:36] <fault> no tweets
#5208 [22:36] <confusedmom> thanks for your help.
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#5210 [22:37] <weaverbird> well, I *think* I let both java and minecraft through the firewall, but now minecraft.net seems to be down?
#5211 [22:37] <fault> weaverbird, yup
#5212 [22:37] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!isup
#5213 [22:37] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!isdown
#5214 [22:37] <fault> !isleft
#5215 [22:37] <GreyBot> Libraryaddict: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
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#5217 [22:37] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :;D
#5218 [22:37] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :oh
#5219 [22:38] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Someone already did et
#5220 [22:38] <weaverbird> I'll try it all out at another time - but thanks for the help this far!
#5221 [22:38] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :lucky I just wanted to get the mc forums link
#5222 [22:38] * JohnEBH wishes he had powers to edit topic
#5222 [22:38] * Wug focuses psychic powers
#5222 [22:39] * fault wishes he had powers to edit the topic to add something that says "just ask your question and wait"
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#5223 [22:39] * Wug is still focusing
#5223 [22:39] <fault> !topic
#5224 [22:40] * TheNytangel [TheNytangel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5225 [22:41] <fault> no wonder no one was connecting to my server
#5226 [22:42] <Wug> there
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#5230 [22:46] <Jackson413> !isdown
#5231 [22:46] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5232 [22:46] <Jackson413> fucking shit
#5233 [22:46] <Jackson413> seriously?
#5234 [22:47] <fault> yes, it is
#5235 [22:47] <fault> get over it
#5236 [22:47] <fault> or i guess you could say...
#5237 [22:47] <fault> deal with it.
#5238 [22:47] <fault> yeaaaaa
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#5240 [22:50] <Wug> its even in the topic
#5241 [22:50] <Jackson413> i was in the middle of building this epic think
#5242 [22:50] <Jackson413> thing**
#5243 [22:51] <Jackson413> is this a planned down time
#5244 [22:51] <Wug> ...
#5245 [22:51] <Wug> was it on the site yesterday?
#5246 [22:51] <Jackson413> idk i didnt check
#5247 [22:51] <Wug> (it wasnt)
#5248 [22:51] <Wug> then no,.
#5249 [22:51] <Jackson413> ive been gone for a bit lol
#5250 [22:51] <AG_Scott> .set mode Eddie +v
#5251 [22:51] <Wug> is minecraft ever down for 'planned' downtime?
#5252 [22:52] <Jackson413> yeah
#5253 [22:52] <Jackson413> it was
#5254 [22:52] <Jackson413> they announced that it would be down and sketchy during these tiems
#5255 [22:52] <andrewkm|away> mc down?
#5256 [22:52] <Jackson413> remember when they were migrating the servers
#5257 [22:52] <Jackson413> nope its just you andre
#5258 [22:53] <Jackson413> andrew
#5259 [22:53] <fault> !isup
#5260 [22:53] <fault> !isdown
#5261 [22:53] <Jackson413> *coughs while looking at the topic*
#5262 [22:53] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5263 [22:53] <fault> yup
#5264 [22:53] * Wug kicks fault
#5264 [22:53] <fault> re-confirming it
#5265 [22:53] <JohnEBH> !isleft
#5266 [22:53] <Jackson413> OMOMGOMG MINECRAFT IS DOWN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE :D
#5267 [22:53] <fault> but not really
#5268 [22:53] <JohnEBH> !isup
#5269 [22:53] <JohnEBH> !isright
#5270 [22:53] <JohnEBH> !isdown
#5271 [22:53] <GreyBot> JohnEBH: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#5272 [22:53] <fault> !issideways
#5273 [22:54] <Jackson413> voxel, fire everything at JohnEBH
#5274 [22:54] <Jackson413> crap
#5275 [22:54] * JohnEBH dies
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#5276 [22:54] <Jackson413> voxelhead, fire everything at JohnEBH
#5277 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> Stop trying to spam with the bots here.
#5278 [22:54] <Jackson413> grey what was it though
#5279 [22:54] <Jackson413> can you remind me?
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#5281 [22:55] <GreyVulpine> How about no.?
#5282 [22:55] * VoxelHead spams /kick
#5282 [22:55] <Jackson413> its been a long time...:D
#5283 [22:56] * mib_p44ow4 [mib_p44ow4@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5284 [22:56] <Jackson413> its back up
#5285 [22:56] <JohnEBH> VoxelHead- Eat cookies.
#5286 [22:56] <tyteen4a03> GreyVulpine: http://techcrunch.com/2011/08/08/amazon-ec2-outage/
#5287 [22:56] <mib_p44ow4> Are the Minecraft servers back up?
#5288 [22:56] <tyteen4a03> just received it :P
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#5290 [22:56] <Wug> seems back up
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#5293 [22:57] <JohnEBH> Lmfao, "first the market, then AWS. Is the sun gonna rise tomorrow?"
#5294 [22:57] * dgrillo2 [dgrillo2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5295 [22:58] <JohnEBH> Wug- Minecraft.net is up now =D
#5296 [22:58] <tyteen4a03> Due to the scale of the power disruption, a large number of EBS servers lost power and require manual operations before volumes can be restored. ......
#5297 [22:58] <JohnEBH> !isdown
#5298 [22:58] <GreyBot> JohnEBH: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#5299 [22:58] <Wug> vox y u no set topic >.<
#5300 [22:58] <JohnEBH> lol
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#5303 [22:59] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :jeez. Some ppl are trolling on the forums and then I call them liars. They then call me a troll and liar and a couple of ppl plain ignore me.
#5304 [22:59] <Blakeman1> Lol
#5305 [22:59] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :
ACTION faps till Wug changes the topic back

#5306 [23:00] * Wug kicks Libraryaddict
#5306 [23:00] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :
ACTION jizzed :(

#5307 [23:00] <Wug> eeew
#5308 [23:00] <Wug> go somewhere else
#5309 [23:00] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Well i guess topic is staying
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#5311 [23:00] <fault> Libraryaddict, you'll just get warned
#5312 [23:00] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ik
#5313 [23:00] <fault> 1000 times
#5314 [23:01] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Reminds me of a joke about a monkey and a elephant
#5315 [23:01] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :And a cork
#5316 [23:01] <tyteen4a03> !topicappend Minecraft.net is currently unstable!
#5317 [23:01] <tyteen4a03> like that ^
#5318 [23:01] <fault> ec2 is unstable
#5319 [23:01] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :minecraft itself is unstable
#5320 [23:01] <tyteen4a03> nope
#5321 [23:01] <fault> Amazon EC2 (US East - N. Virginia) Network connectivity
#5322 [23:01] <tyteen4a03> not always
#5323 [23:01] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :If it crashed your pc i think minecraft isnt liable to replace it
#5324 [23:01] <fault> 7:39 PM PDT We are investigating connectivity issues for EC2 in the US-EAST-1 region.
#5325 [23:01] <fault> 7:50 PM PDT We can verify connectivity issues between instances in the US-EAST-1 region and the Internet.
#5326 [23:01] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :it is beta :D
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#5328 [23:03] <Mirrar> Hello!
#5329 [23:03] <Mirrar> Everytime I try to login to Minecraft
#5330 [23:03] <fault> yes, minecraft.net is down
#5331 [23:03] <Mirrar> Or atleastt play
#5332 [23:03] <Wug> tyteen4a03: I didnt want it at the end of the topic, I wanted it at the beginning of the topic
#5333 [23:03] <Mirrar> It says I can't connect?
#5334 [23:03] <Mirrar> I can't connect to Minecraft.net?
#5335 [23:03] <Mirrar> Why can't i!??!?!
#5336 [23:03] <tyteen4a03> then !topicprepend :p
#5337 [23:03] <fault> Mirrar, wait a few hours, minecraft.net is having problems
#5338 [23:03] <Wug> I dont have whatever chanserv flag that requires
#5339 [23:03] <fault> just WAIT
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#5341 [23:04] <okey> Hello?
#5342 [23:04] <Wug> thats staying until further notice I guess
#5343 [23:04] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Its the 9th here
#5344 [23:04] <Mirrar> PENIS
#5345 [23:04] <Mirrar> PENIS
#5346 [23:04] <Mirrar> PENIS
#5347 [23:04] * Wug kicked Mirrar from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Mirrar)
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#5349 [23:04] <okey> I need some help :/
#5350 [23:04] <fault> okey, yes, minecraft.net is down
#5351 [23:04] * mib_khx87n [mib_khx87n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5352 [23:04] <okey> No its up agaiin
#5353 [23:05] <JohnEBH> fault- Get owned
#5354 [23:05] <Wug> people are still having issues
#5355 [23:05] * mib_f9xxaw [mib_f9xxaw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5356 [23:05] <mib_khx87n> like me
#5357 [23:05] <Wug> I'm having sporadic connectivity issues
#5358 [23:05] <okey> But when i start the game its just wend black :/
#5359 [23:05] <mib_8sq31v> whenever i load my minecraft launcher i log in than the screen turns black
#5360 [23:05] <okey> Mee too!
#5361 [23:05] <Wug> ??> mib_8sq31v forceupdate
#5362 [23:05] <VoxelHead> mib_8sq31v: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5363 [23:05] <VoxelHead> mib_8sq31v: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#5364 [23:05] <mib_8sq31v> ha
#5365 [23:05] <JohnEBH> No reinstalls? D=
#5366 [23:05] <mib_f9xxaw> when is the full versoin of minecraft comming out
#5367 [23:05] <JohnEBH> mib_f9xxaw- 11/11/11 Delayed
#5368 [23:05] <Wug> mib_f9xxaw: not sure
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#5370 [23:06] <Wug> (it will almost certainly be delayed a few times)
#5371 [23:06] <JohnEBH> mib_f9xxaw- Expect end of november or early-mid december.
#5372 [23:06] <JohnEBH> mib_f9xxaw- Or a year from now who knows...
#5373 [23:06] * mib_rns1ws [mib_rns1ws@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5374 [23:06] <TheNytangel> Erm
#5375 [23:06] <TheNytangel> Oh look
#5376 [23:06] <TheNytangel> Bad internet
#5377 [23:06] <Wug> fault: >FaultyFurfag <----- wtf
#5378 [23:06] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#5379 [23:06] <mib_f9xxaw> well i got the beta verson and i cant download it will i be able to get the full when it comes out
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#5381 [23:07] <JohnEBH> ROFL
#5382 [23:07] <Wug> thanks aubot.
#5383 [23:07] <tyteen4a03> AuBot: shut up
#5384 [23:07] <Wug> I appreciate it
#5385 [23:07] <fault> Wug, sorry, it was a joke in another channel
#5386 [23:07] <tyteen4a03> You are just a bot :/
#5387 [23:07] <TheNytangel> I would have never guessed
#5388 [23:07] <TheNytangel> Hi Kealper :D
#5389 [23:07] <Wug> TheNytangel: aubot has a few scripted responses
#5390 [23:07] <Wug> thanks aubot
#5391 [23:07] <mib_rns1ws> My minecraft is getting stuck at the done loading stage. Any suggestions?
#5392 [23:07] <JohnEBH> mib_f9xxaw- Minecraft.net is unstable atm
#5393 [23:07] <TheNytangel> AuBot, I hate you
#5394 [23:07] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_rns1ws win/reinst
#5395 [23:07] <VoxelHead> mib_rns1ws: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5396 [23:07] <VoxelHead> mib_rns1ws: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5397 [23:08] <okey> Thaanks <3!
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#5399 [23:08] <TheNytangel> I know!
#5400 [23:08] <TheNytangel> Wug will buy me new internet!
#5401 [23:08] * |Kiikun|Janus| got tired of teamviewering into mirc at home :P
#5401 [23:08] <mib_rns1ws> so the bin?
#5402 [23:08] <mib_f9xxaw> will i beable to get the full verson when it comes out, i have bought the game
#5403 [23:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes.
#5404 [23:09] <GreyVulpine> ?? premium
#5405 [23:09] <Wug> I seem able to log in again
#5406 [23:09] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp premium
#5407 [23:09] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (premium) Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#5408 [23:10] <mib_rns1ws> Just had to force update. :). Sorry for the trouble.
#5409 [23:10] <mib_f9xxaw> i am 13 and i cannt aford software that cant work i cant do anyhting i cant download it i cant do anything
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#5411 [23:11] <mib_f9xxaw> Help
#5412 [23:11] <Wug> GreyVulpine: can I have chanserv flags +t and +r (topic and kick, ban, unban)
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#5414 [23:12] <fault> mib_f9xxaw, minecraft.net is having problems. deal with it.
#5415 [23:12] <Wug> mib_f9xxaw: stop using internet explorer
#5416 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> topic is being managed by vox
#5417 [23:12] <mib_f9xxaw> when will it be fix
#5418 [23:12] <Wug> I couldnt make .topic work
#5419 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> mib_f9xxaw - Soon.
#5420 [23:12] <hatman> Does anyone know what to tell me about my game being suuuuuuuuuper laggy?
#5421 [23:12] <Wug> it simply did nothing
#5422 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Be patient.
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#5425 [23:13] <Wug> dont mind vox
#5426 [23:13] <mib_f9xxaw> how soon? plus i have google crom
#5427 [23:13] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp ::\
#5428 [23:13] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Just looked at mc forums
#5429 [23:13] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Total Members
#5430 [23:13] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :640,551
#5431 [23:13] <Libraryaddict> 41d0:1:8d75::254 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :wrong channel
#5432 [23:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_f9xxaw - It'll be up when it's up. Just be patient.
#5433 [23:13] <Wug> mib_f9xxaw: you actually downloaded minecraft?
#5434 [23:14] <hatman> Yes
#5435 [23:14] <mib_f9xxaw> yes i thought it would work but it doesent
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#5438 [23:15] <Wug> do you get an error message of some sort?
#5439 [23:15] <Wug> grey: can have +r?
#5440 [23:15] <Wug> has*
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#5442 [23:15] <mib_f9xxaw> no i did not get a erro message
#5443 [23:15] <hatman> I need info on why minecraft is lagging so bad.
#5444 [23:15] <Wug> what does it do?
#5445 [23:15] <fault> An Irishman, an Englishman, and an Indian Chief go fishing together in a large rowboat on a medium-sized lake. Everyone has good luck ? two or three big fish each. They stay out in the middle of the lake until sunset. On the way back to the shore, as the sky purples and turns to night, they all sing a song.
#5446 [23:15] <Wug> hatman: all worlds or just one? smp or ssp?
#5447 [23:16] <Coffee> um my minecraft wont load halp? ive uninstalled it and such ive deleted the version and stuff
#5448 [23:16] <mib_f9xxaw> i dont get a erro message when downloaded
#5449 [23:16] <fault> minecraft.net is DOWN
#5450 [23:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> not it isnt <.<
#5451 [23:16] <Wug> it is in some places
#5452 [23:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.
#5453 [23:16] <mib_f9xxaw> yes it is dumby
#5454 [23:16] <hatman> All worlds lag, everything about it lags horribly.
#5455 [23:17] <mib_f9xxaw> exactly
#5456 [23:17] <Wug> what graphics hardware do you hae
#5457 [23:17] <Wug> have*
#5458 [23:17] * |Kiikun|Janus| blames people tryign to censor the internet :P
#5458 [23:17] * Wug blames amazon's flaky cloud network
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#5459 [23:17] <mib_f9xxaw> windows vista
#5460 [23:17] <hatman> How exactly do I check that?
#5461 [23:17] * GreyVulpine blames bacon..
#5461 [23:17] <Wug> ??> hatman win/dxdiag
#5462 [23:17] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5463 [23:17] <VoxelHead> hatman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5464 [23:18] <Wug> there is no bacon
#5465 [23:18] * Wug ate it all
#5465 [23:18] * fault ate half before Wug did
#5465 [23:19] <mib_f9xxaw> so should i try to download mincraft in a few days or weeks i have already bought the game
#5466 [23:19] <fault> you may have to, it's a problem with their host
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#5468 [23:20] <mib_f9xxaw> so maby try to download the game in a few weeks like 1 or 2
#5469 [23:20] <fault> -ChanServ- Channel #phoenixserve is not registered.
#5470 [23:21] <fault> whoops
#5471 [23:21] <fault> wrong room, sorry
#5472 [23:22] <mib_f9xxaw> is any body have downloaded minecraft today, does it work?
#5473 [23:23] <hatman> Pastebin is not loading.
#5474 [23:24] <hatman> But I do have the info file.
#5475 [23:24] <fault> !up pastebin.com
#5476 [23:24] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://pastebin.com looks down from here.
#5477 [23:25] <hatman> Are there any other sites that do whatever Pastebin does?
#5478 [23:26] <GreyVulpine> Tons.
#5479 [23:27] <mib_f9xxaw> i will try to download mincraft in a few weeks
#5480 [23:27] <hatman> What is the name of another one? (please excuse my inexperience)
#5481 [23:27] <mib_f9xxaw> hope the cite will be up
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#5484 [23:28] <GreyVulpine> piratepad.net is one
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#5486 [23:31] <Wug> paste.ubuntu.com
#5487 [23:31] <Wug> if im not mistaken
#5488 [23:31] <hatman> Ok. I copied the file content to piratepad, now where do I go from there
#5489 [23:31] <Wug> grey, how do you use vox to set the topic
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#5491 [23:32] <Wug> is it just .topic #mch blahblahblah topicgoeshere?
#5492 [23:32] <mib_vg5mo2> Hello, need help again. now its coming mojang then grey then black?¨
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#5495 [23:32] <mib_vg5mo2> Please help!
#5496 [23:33] <yoshi> okay- so minecraft is down and that is why i can't download? \my dad is upset with me so please let me know that is the problem
#5497 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> It is
#5498 [23:34] <AndrewPH> why is your dad upset with you because minecraft.net is down
#5499 [23:34] <fault> SON I AM DISAPPOINT
#5500 [23:35] <AndrewPH> okay then
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#5503 [23:35] <WhoFarted> HEY GUYS
#5504 [23:35] <WhoFarted> Anyone there?
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#5506 [23:36] <WhoFarted> anyone?
#5507 [23:36] <WhoFarted> Anyone here? :[
#5508 [23:36] <hatman> Minecraft lags on my computer, and everyone tells me that its the graphics card. But i didnt know how to get the info about my card till now.
#5509 [23:36] <WhoFarted> i've had this problem for a while but i've just used other ways. My computer doesnt work with the downloaded verson of minecraft and everytime i log in and after it updates, it just closes
#5510 [23:36] <WhoFarted> is it because of my computer?
#5511 [23:36] <WhoFarted> Hatman
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#5513 [23:37] <WhoFarted> its probably because of ur processors
#5514 [23:37] <WhoFarted> mine is slow too
#5515 [23:37] <hatman> I have no idea.
#5516 [23:37] <hatman> I just bought this computer.
#5517 [23:37] <WhoFarted> O_o
#5518 [23:37] <WhoFarted> iuno =O
#5519 [23:37] <hatman> IS THERE ANYONE THERE THAT KNOWS
#5520 [23:38] <WhoFarted> it seems like its just u and me on
#5521 [23:38] <mib_yrb8rp> Is anybody having trouble downloading the game
#5522 [23:38] <WhoFarted> its ur graphics card or processorys or ram
#5523 [23:38] <WhoFarted> o_O
#5524 [23:38] <WhoFarted> Mib, when i download the game i cant open the downloaded version, any ideas as to why?
#5525 [23:38] <hatman> I know, but no one will help me figure this all out.
#5526 [23:38] <WhoFarted> My computer is windows XP, outdated but.. yeah
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#5528 [23:39] <mib_yrb8rp> The webcite is down tht is y u can't downlOad the game wait a few weeks and it will hopefully be up
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#5530 [23:42] <WhoFarted> Really? i JUST downloaded it
#5531 [23:42] <WhoFarted> o__o..???
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#5533 [23:49] <gamakichi> hey
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#5535 [23:50] <gamakichi> my mine craft will not turn on when i click on login it brings me to a black sceen
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#5539 [23:56] <Wug> ugh
#5540 [23:56] <Wug> freaking cat
#5541 [23:56] <Wug> brought something into my room and now its rotting somewhere. great
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