#1 [00:00] <krebbit> when i am playing its freezes on my in the middle of playing
#2 [00:00] <|Kiichan|> ??> pudgetta payment
#3 [00:00] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4 [00:00] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#5 [00:01] <krebbit> no. when i am playing the game it freezes and i have to restart my PC. what do i do?
#6 [00:01] <pudgetta> okay thanks
#7 [00:01] <|Kiichan|> kreb: i wasnt even talkign to you. that should have been obvious by the fact it had another users name and answer to THEIR question.
#8 [00:01] <krebbit> what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#9 [00:02] <hellopanda> !check 62.150.3.91
#10 [00:02] <|Kiichan|> and i dont know about freezing. usually it doesnt freeze that bad unless you have mods installed
#11 [00:04] <hellopanda> !check 62.150.3.91
#12 [00:05] <hellopanda> ahh why does my bukkit not work
#13 [00:05] <|Kiichan|> still having routing issues?
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#16 [00:09] <panitaliemom> hi i have a question
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#18 [00:09] <Trel> I know boosting was remove, but do minecarts next to each other still move them?
#19 [00:09] <panitaliemom> hellow?
#20 [00:09] <panitaliemom> hello?
#21 [00:10] <Product> Back.
#22 [00:10] <|Kiichan|> no. in fact theres some bug where minecarts dont bump normally in either NS or EW direction
#23 [00:10] <Product> ??> pan ask
#24 [00:10] <VoxelHead> pan: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#25 [00:10] <VoxelHead> pan: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#26 [00:10] <Product> I'am done recording, going to edit right now, brb guys.
#27 [00:10] <|Kiichan|> trell: just use booster tracks
#28 [00:10] <panitaliemom> in the middle of playing minecraft it freezes up. what do i do?
#29 [00:12] <panitaliemom> ?
#30 [00:13] <panitaliemom> hello???
#31 [00:13] <Product> pani: follow this.
#32 [00:13] <Product> ??> pani win/reinst
#33 [00:13] <VoxelHead> pani: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#35 [00:13] <VoxelHead> pani: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#36 [00:13] <Product> Atm I'am editing a video so I may be afk, brb guys.
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#38 [00:15] <mib_5sw126> hello?
#39 [00:15] <hellopanda> hi
#40 [00:15] <mib_5sw126> aaaaaa
#41 [00:15] <hellopanda> what
#42 [00:15] <|Kiichan|> pandas are scarry :P
#43 [00:16] <mib_5sw126> can you help me with mine craft
#44 [00:16] <hellopanda> lol i am talking about the buscuit
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#46 [00:16] <mib_5sw126> ?
#47 [00:17] <mib_5sw126> ???\
#48 [00:17] <Wug> ok my thing is done
#49 [00:17] <Wug> mib_5sw126: whats wrong with it
#50 [00:17] <Trel> Kii, was that no to what I said?
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#52 [00:18] <leaper> can someone help me?
#53 [00:18] <Wug> ??> leaper ask
#54 [00:18] <|Kiichan|> trel: yeah. they act more like instant brakes now
#55 [00:18] <VoxelHead> leaper: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#56 [00:18] <VoxelHead> leaper: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#57 [00:19] <leaper> when i go to download minecraft server to set up my own server i click save and my computer says the publisher could not be verified and it wont download the whole thing
#58 [00:19] <Wug> stop using internet explorer
#59 [00:19] <Wug> ??> leaper win/ie
#60 [00:19] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#61 [00:19] <leaper> ok
#62 [00:19] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#63 [00:19] <leaper> thanks
#64 [00:20] <hellopanda> mib_5sw126 whats the problem
#65 [00:20] <Wug> Product
#66 [00:20] <Product> Hey Wug.
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#68 [00:20] <Product> Yes ?
#69 [00:20] <leaper> thank you!!!!!!
#70 [00:20] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/JavaInfo.jar
#71 [00:20] <Product> Ok :D
#72 [00:20] <Wug> download and run
#73 [00:20] <leaper> i tried to get it to work for hours
#74 [00:20] <leaper> im so stupid
#75 [00:21] <Product> Ok :D
#76 [00:21] <Product> Do I have to open Minecraft or something ?
#77 [00:21] <Wug> you should be able to run it by double clicking it
#78 [00:21] <Product> Ohh
#79 [00:21] <Product> It's Info.
#80 [00:21] <Product> Nice :)
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#82 [00:21] <Wug> are you on windows?
#83 [00:21] <Product> Yeah.
#84 [00:21] <Product> Very nice program.
#85 [00:21] <Wug> please send me the output
#86 [00:21] <Product> It gave me all information
#87 [00:21] <Product> Ok 1 sec.
#88 [00:21] <Product> Writing it.
#89 [00:21] <Wug> its in a file called javainfo.log
#90 [00:21] <sockmister> i need le help.
#91 [00:22] <Wug> >le
#92 [00:22] <Wug> BANBANBAN
#93 [00:22] <Wug> ??> sockmister ask
#94 [00:22] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#95 [00:22] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#96 [00:22] <Wug> Product: it saves the log to a file
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#98 [00:22] <Wug> just copy from there
#99 [00:23] <Product> Done.
#100 [00:23] <Product> Your default java installation is:1.6.0_26 (32 bit) running on Windows 7 (6.1,x86?
#101 [00:23] <Product> Java path:"C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6"
#102 [00:23] <sockmister> i have a very low amount of fps on single player on my brand new laptop
#103 [00:23] <sockmister> that i know could handle it
#104 [00:23] <sockmister> about 20
#105 [00:23] <Product> I think it'll be helpfull for helping many members :)
#106 [00:23] <sockmister> fps
#107 [00:23] <Product> Good job Wug :)
#108 [00:23] <Wug> sockmister: install graphics drivers
#109 [00:23] <Wug> and we know what fps are
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#111 [00:24] <sockmister> how?
#112 [00:24] <jeffhaha> I NEED HELO
#113 [00:24] <jeffhaha> HELP
#114 [00:24] <Product> Is it good ? Wug ?
#115 [00:24] <Wug> ??> sockmister win/dxdiag
#116 [00:24] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#117 [00:24] <sockmister> i truely feel it is an error with java
#118 [00:24] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#119 [00:24] <Wug> Product: thats exactly what the message box said?
#120 [00:24] <TheBadShepperd> Caps lock is cruise control for cool, jeffhaha.
#121 [00:24] <Product> Yes Wug.
#122 [00:24] <Wug> even the ? at the end
#123 [00:24] <Product> I had to write it, couldn't copy it.
#124 [00:24] <Wug> and no closing )?
#125 [00:25] <Product> Hmm let me check
#126 [00:25] <Wug> Product: it saves a log file, like I said
#127 [00:25] <Product> Your default java installation is:1.6.0_26 (32 bit) running on Windows 7 (6.1,x86?
#128 [00:25] <Product> Java path:"C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6"
#129 [00:25] <jeffhaha> when i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fix
#130 [00:25] <Wug> javainfo.log
#131 [00:25] <Product> Oh
#132 [00:25] <Product> It was my fault.
#133 [00:25] <Product> Let me double check.
#134 [00:25] <jeffhaha> when i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fix
#135 [00:25] <jeffhaha> when i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fix
#136 [00:25] <jeffhaha> when i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fixwhen i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fix
#137 [00:25] <Product> No, it was my fault while rewriting it.
#138 [00:25] <Wug> ??> jeffhaha dont/repeat
#139 [00:25] <VoxelHead> jeffhaha: (dont/repeat) There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. Messages do not 'expire' and unless there is a lot of conversation, your message is not going anywhere.
#140 [00:25] <VoxelHead> jeffhaha: (dont/repeat) Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and is almost certain you get you kicked for spamming.
#141 [00:25] <jeffhaha> FING HELP ME THEN I AM TRIED
#142 [00:25] <jeffhaha> OF THIS
#143 [00:26] <Wug> jeffhaha: how far does it get before it crashes
#144 [00:26] <jeffhaha> when i run minecraft i get a hs err pid msg how do i fix
#145 [00:26] <Wug> say that again and I'll kick you.
#146 [00:26] <jeffhaha> thanks right when i start it goes black then it crashes
#147 [00:26] <Wug> after logging in?
#148 [00:26] <jeffhaha> yes
#149 [00:26] <jeffhaha> right after
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#151 [00:26] <Wug> has it ever worked before?
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#153 [00:27] <jeffhaha> not on this computer
#154 [00:27] <Product> Wug: I'am making a video tutorial on how to reinstall Minecraft, trying to make it very High Quality.
#155 [00:27] <Wug> ??> jeffhaha win/dxdiag
#156 [00:27] <VoxelHead> jeffhaha: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#157 [00:27] <VoxelHead> jeffhaha: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#158 [00:27] <Wug> Product: you still havent pm'd me the log file output -.-
#159 [00:27] <jeffhaha> wait what
#160 [00:27] <Valkrion> uhh i bought minecraft and it said "failed to continue transaction" or something of the sort and then it said i got it WTF
#161 [00:27] <Product> Oh, log with output ?
#162 [00:27] <Product> I didn't get any.
#163 [00:27] <sockmister> what after the irc channel?
#164 [00:27] <Product> I only got that message box.
#165 [00:28] <Wug> Product: its in the same folder as the jar
#166 [00:28] <Wug> javainfo.log
#167 [00:28] <Product> Oh ok, let me check it :)
#168 [00:28] <Product> Sorry for that ^.^
#169 [00:28] <Trel> ok thanks
#170 [00:28] <Wug> this is an irc channel sockmister
#171 [00:28] <Wug> paste the link here
#172 [00:29] <sockmister> paste it here?
#173 [00:29] <Wug> the link, yes
#174 [00:29] <Valkrion> well that or i was just imagining so can anone tell me what just happened
#175 [00:29] <sockmister> okay
#176 [00:29] <Wug> Valkrion: it worked right?
#177 [00:29] <sockmister> its lonf though
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#179 [00:29] <Wug> dont worry about it
#180 [00:29] <sockmister> long**
#181 [00:29] <Wug> sockmister: the link to the pastebin containing it
#182 [00:29] <jeffhaha> it says no problems were found
#183 [00:29] <Wug> read the instructions again
#184 [00:29] <Wug> jeffhaha: read the instructions
#185 [00:29] <Valkrion> no i tried playing beta in the bower and it said i had to buy it
#186 [00:30] <Wug> both of you: follow all of them
#187 [00:30] <sockmister> how do i do that?
#188 [00:30] <Valkrion> i tried checking my email aand waite the whole day
#189 [00:30] <Wug> how do you read instructions?
#190 [00:30] <sockmister> paste it
#191 [00:30] <Wug> ugh
#192 [00:30] <Wug> are you on pastebin?
#193 [00:30] <Product> Wug: PM'd you it :)
#194 [00:31] <sockmister> oh shit im not lol sorry
#195 [00:31] <jeffhaha> ok i did all of that now what?
#196 [00:31] <Wug> jeffhaha: you havent finished because you havent pasted the link
#197 [00:31] <Wug> read the directions
#198 [00:31] <Wug> then read them again
#199 [00:31] <Wug> then read them again
#200 [00:31] <Wug> then do the things
#201 [00:31] <Wug> then come back
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#203 [00:32] <Wug> ?? javainfo
#204 [00:32] <sockmister> now you need the url correct?
#205 [00:33] <jeffhaha> http://pastebin.com/yPFR1pig
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#207 [00:34] <jeffhaha> ok i pasted link http://pastebin.com/yPFR1pig
#208 [00:34] <jeffhaha> thats is
#209 [00:34] <jeffhaha> *it
#210 [00:34] <sockmister> http://pastebin.com/5xxuKXST
#211 [00:34] <sockmister> here is mine
#212 [00:35] <Wug> jeffhaha: you have intel integrated graphics
#213 [00:35] <Wug> which are widely known to run minecraft poorly or not at all
#214 [00:35] <jeffhaha> so how do i fix it
#215 [00:35] <jeffhaha> !!!!
#216 [00:36] <TheBadShepperd> You get a different graphics card or computer.
#217 [00:36] <|Kiichan|> buy a new computer. *troll*
#218 [00:36] <Wug> you might not be able to with that computer
#219 [00:36] <sockmister> ....
#220 [00:36] <Wug> open a support ticket with the vendor (HP unless I'm mistaken) and ask them for assistance
#221 [00:36] <jeffhaha> what works well with minecraft
#222 [00:37] <guest> hello. I wanted to purchase MInecraft but when I select visa electron it takes me to Moneybookers page which requests that I register to Moneybookers. I do not want to register to this service, not even for Minecraft. Will Mojang support Fastspring or Google Checkout anytime in the future? (I stopped using GamersGate because of stupid Moneybookers)
#223 [00:37] <Wug> be sure to send intel an email about how sucky their graphics support for opengl is.
#224 [00:37] <TheBadShepperd> guest, we aren't affilated with Mojang and can't offer any statements on payment systems.
#225 [00:37] <Wug> jeffhaha: any discrete card newer then about 2006 made by nvidia or amd/ati
#226 [00:37] <Valkrion> should i try getting it again or should i not attempt to buy beta
#227 [00:37] <Valkrion> ?
#228 [00:38] <Wug> my laptop has a super crappy nvidia quadro 110m and it runs it ok
#229 [00:38] <TheBadShepperd> I'm not sure what is different about Visa Electron, but can't you use PayPal or just a debt?
#230 [00:38] <jeffhaha> ya mines brand new
#231 [00:38] <Wug> Valkrion: I'd wait a few days to make sure it didnt actually work
#232 [00:38] <Wug> jeffhaha: but it has integrated intel graphics
#233 [00:38] <Wug> which suck.
#234 [00:38] <guest> No, it's Sunday here :(
#235 [00:39] <Wug> sockmister: you have the same problem: integrated intel graphics
#236 [00:39] <guest> well, nevermind... thanks anyway. Bye
#237 [00:40] <sockmister> why is that my steam titles run fine then?
#238 [00:40] <sockmister> i have 6 g ramm
#239 [00:40] <TheBadShepperd> Because steam titles aren't Minecraft, which doesn't like Intel Integrated.
#240 [00:41] <|Kiichan|> steam titles are all directx, minecraft is opengl.
#241 [00:41] <Wug> &
#242 [00:41] <Wug> ^
#243 [00:41] <|Kiichan|> different 3d coding bases
#244 [00:42] <sockmister> then what is a cheap graphics card to use for minecraft?
#245 [00:42] <Valkrion> well i dont remember what it said exactly wug
#246 [00:42] <jeffhaha> what if i instaleed a defrient driver
#247 [00:42] <Wug> sockmister: you're on a laptop, and replacing the card for those isnt easy
#248 [00:42] <Wug> you should see a service person if you intend to try
#249 [00:43] <Wug> jeffhaha: installing a different driver will only work if you have a different card
#250 [00:43] <jeffhaha> crap
#251 [00:43] <Wug> as I said, installing graphics cards into laptops is nontrivial
#252 [00:43] <sockmister> will minecraft when its a full on game be released on the steam format?
#253 [00:43] <|Kiichan|> sock: most laptop cards in my experience are NOT replaceable.
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#255 [00:43] <Wug> send intel nasty emails about their sucky opengl support and maybe theyll fix it
#256 [00:44] <Wug> sockmister: probably never
#257 [00:44] <sockmister> even when is aa full game?!?
#258 [00:44] <jeffhaha> k bye thanks anyway
#259 [00:44] <sockmister> its*
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#262 [00:46] <|Kiichan|> not everythiong is on steam.
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#264 [00:47] <|Kiichan|> . . . nice name
#265 [00:47] <sockmister> well obvi..
#266 [00:47] <TheBadShepperd> Minecraft will never give into the man. Steamless for life!
#267 [00:47] <sockmister> but its still bs.
#268 [00:47] <sockmister> it should.
#269 [00:47] <Servant_Girl> I already registered to chat, do have have to do that every time?
#270 [00:47] <|Kiichan|> no it shouldnt. theres no advantage to it
#271 [00:47] <sockmister> notch would make trillions
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#273 [00:48] <TheBadShepperd> Servant_Girl, if you've already registered that nick, you need to login. "/msg NickServ IDENTIFY yourpasswordhere"
#274 [00:48] <|Kiichan|> sock: no he wouldnt.. and he's already made 60million+ on just alpha and beta sales
#275 [00:48] <TheBadShepperd> You need to login everytime you connect to the EsperNet Network
#276 [00:48] <AlexD96> I got this java error report after Minecraft crashed http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport/crash.jsp
#277 [00:48] <Valkrion> how long do i wait before i try purchasing again
#278 [00:49] <AlexD96> any help?
#279 [00:49] <sockmister> will yeah causes its a great game
#280 [00:49] <sockmister> im not disagreeing with you
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#282 [00:49] <sockmister> i just wanna play it on format that my lt can handle.
#283 [00:50] <TheBadShepperd> Even if it went on steam, it wouldn't change renderers. It still wouldn't work for you.
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#285 [00:50] <Servant_Girl> Do you think Ather nod will work in multi player in the future?
#286 [00:51] <Dueler96> I doubt that
#287 [00:51] <sockmister> directx aka steam
#288 [00:51] <sockmister> so im pretty much fucked on this one?
#289 [00:51] <TheBadShepperd> Yeah.
#290 [00:51] <|Kiichan|> directx != steam. directx = microsoft's graphic implimentation architecture.
#291 [00:51] <sockmister> shit.
#292 [00:51] <Dueler96> Any help for this error report? http://pastebin.com/S1aF3zsj
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#294 [00:54] <Valkrion> im leaving
#295 [00:54] <Dueler96> have fun
#296 [00:55] <Wug> Product: redownload and try again
#297 [00:55] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/JavaInfo.jar
#298 [00:55] <Product> Ok :)
#299 [00:55] <Product> 1 second.
#300 [00:55] <Wug> it should now automatically copy the output to the clipboard
#301 [00:56] <Wug> so just run it, then paste log to me
#302 [00:56] <leaper>
#303 [00:56] <Wug>
#304 [00:56] <Product> Wug: Default Java Installation: 1.6.0_26 (32 bit) | Operating System: Windows 7 (6.1, x86) | Java path: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Java\jre6"
#305 [00:56] <Wug> perfect
#306 [00:56] <Product> :) Very nice.
#307 [00:57] <Product> I'am like on the half of the video.
#308 [00:58] <Wug> ??+ javainfo|You can use this program to get some useful information about your default java installation. Download and double click to run. Output is automatically saved to clipboard. Paste the output here.;;Java Info Collector: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/JavaInfo.jar
#309 [00:59] <Wug> ??< javainfo
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#311 [01:00] <Wug> DopeGhoti: are you alive
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#314 [01:00] <hawks> minecraft is acting like its on and using all my internet speed even after quting the game
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#316 [01:01] <Coll> is your internet dialup cause it normally wouldnt matter
#317 [01:01] <Wug> hawks: youre sure you're not using youtube or torrenting or something
#318 [01:01] <Dueler96_> never heard of that problem before
#319 [01:02] <Wug> especially because as coll pointed out, minecraft clients are very bandwidth friendly
#320 [01:02] <Wug> (the server on the other hand is not)
#321 [01:02] <hawks> no, i have cable internet
#322 [01:02] <hawks> and i dont have a bandwith
#323 [01:02] <hawks> and yes i bought the game
#324 [01:02] <Coll> wut
#325 [01:02] <Wug> bandwidth is internet speed
#326 [01:02] <Dueler96_> he says he doesnt have a bandwith
#327 [01:02] <Coll> >internet no bandwidth
#328 [01:02] <Coll> wut
#329 [01:02] <Wug> mibbit is having issues lately and doing stuff like that
#330 [01:03] <Wug> hawks: www.speedtest.net
#331 [01:03] <Wug> go there, run test with recommended server, copy link, post
#332 [01:03] <hawks> my bad, i mean download limit
#333 [01:03] <hawks> k, ill try it
#334 [01:03] <Dueler96_> my client likes to crash, heres an error report: http://pastebin.com/S1aF3zsj
#335 [01:04] <Wug> <hawks> and i dont have a bandwith ----> <hawks> and i dont have a download limit ?
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#337 [01:04] <hawks> it will take a couple minutes just to get to the page since everything has slowed down so much
#338 [01:04] <Dueler96_> hawks: I would just reboot
#339 [01:05] <hawks> i restarted my pc, still doing the same thing
#340 [01:05] <Wug> are you on wireless? are you on your wireless or did it randomly pick up a neighbors?
#341 [01:05] <Dueler96_> then its clearly not minecraft
#342 [01:05] <Wug> ^
#343 [01:05] <Wug> is someone else torrenting something?
#344 [01:06] <Dueler96_> what Wug said
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#346 [01:06] <hawks> i have direct connection and it only started this right after i downloaded minecraft and played it for a little
#347 [01:06] <Dueler96_> makes no sense as to why it would be minecrafts doing
#348 [01:07] <Dueler96_> anything else connected to your internet?
#349 [01:07] <hawks> it has to be, internet was perfectly fine before, thats why im clueless
#350 [01:07] <Dueler96_> ^^
#351 [01:08] <hawks> nope
#352 [01:08] <hawks> the speed only showed download as .36 mb/s i should be getting at least 3 mb/s
#353 [01:08] <hawks> ive used that website before
#354 [01:08] <Dueler96_> lmao, im having problems, but im helping others instead
#355 [01:08] <Dueler96_> i honestly cant help
#356 [01:09] <Dueler96_> your internet might be having a bad day
#357 [01:09] <Dueler96_> anyone know about how java works?
#358 [01:09] <Dueler96_> or how minecrafts coding works?
#359 [01:09] <hawks> would be a huge coincidence, hopefully it fixes itself by tomorrow, ill just leave my pc off for awhile
#360 [01:09] <Dueler96_> good idea
#361 [01:10] <Wug> Dueler96_: I know a lot about such things
#362 [01:10] <Dueler96_> can you tell me what this error report means? http://pastebin.com/S1aF3zsj
#363 [01:10] <hawks> would be nice if minecraft had a way to message actual designer with new problems
#364 [01:11] <Dueler96_> hawks: yes, yes it would
#365 [01:11] <hawks> well thanks for trying....
#366 [01:12] <Wug> Dueler96_: it might mean its reinstall java time
#367 [01:12] <Wug> any mods installed?
#368 [01:12] <Wug> also, does that just happen every so often while playing, but otherwise it works fine?
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#370 [01:13] <Dueler96_> perfectly clean minecraft, and i crash quite frequently, although it is sporadic, ive only recieved two java error reports though
#371 [01:13] <|Kiichan|> Dueler96_, hawks: google reddit.
#372 [01:14] <Wug> minecraft runs out of memory a lot on 32 bit systems
#373 [01:14] <Wug> due to memory management issues
#374 [01:14] <Dueler96_> urgh
#375 [01:14] * |Kiichan| can confirm that!
#375 [01:14] <Wug> not much to do but wait for 1.8
#376 [01:14] <Wug> you could also maybe try optifine
#377 [01:14] <Dueler96_> which does?
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#379 [01:16] <Wug> its an optimization mod
#380 [01:16] <Dueler96_> ah
#381 [01:16] <Dueler96_> will try that one
#382 [01:16] <Wug> it might fix that issue (I dont use it so I'm not sure though)
#383 [01:17] <Dueler96_> well thanks for that, really hope minecraft will use less memory as it grows, OR i could just get a new computer with 64bit system later on
#384 [01:21] <|Kiichan|> you derped?
#385 [01:21] <Product> I'am making a super awesome TUT on how to reinstall Minecraft.
#386 [01:22] <Product> almost done :)
#387 [01:22] <Derp> I AM DERP
#388 [01:22] <Product> I AM HERP
#389 [01:22] <Product> brb, editing.
#390 [01:22] <|Kiichan|> the allmighty derp! @.%
#391 [01:22] <TheBadShepperd> Product: Is win/reinst not clear enough? :P
#392 [01:22] <Derp> Product: tutorial: run this script: wugswebsite/blah/fixminecraft.bat
#393 [01:22] <Derp> because thats what you do
#394 [01:22] <Derp> Product: I am also herp
#395 [01:23] * Derp ns info herp
#395 [01:23] <TheBadShepperd> Real smooth, derp. :P
#396 [01:23] <Derp> I've had these accounts registered for months
#397 [01:23] <Derp> >.>
#398 [01:23] <Derp> <.<
#399 [01:23] <TheBadShepperd> Regsitering nicks just to prevent others from using them is against the charter.
#400 [01:23] <|Kiichan|> Zerp? Slerp? Perp?
#401 [01:24] <TheBadShepperd> Registering*
#402 [01:24] <Derp> ?? GreyVulpine
#403 [01:24] <Derp> fffff he deleted it again
#404 [01:24] <Derp> and nick protection is off
#405 [01:24] <Derp> I let people use them
#406 [01:24] <Product> Hey
#407 [01:24] <Product> Yeah TheBadSheppered, but some people may have problems with it.
#408 [01:24] <TheBadShepperd> "Registering nicknames or channels for the sole purpose of preventing others from registering them."
#409 [01:25] <TheBadShepperd> Line taken from esper.net/charter.php, derp. :P
#410 [01:25] <Product> So I decided to do it TheBadSheppered, it's nice to have an extra video, you know.
#411 [01:25] <Derp> arguably, thats the whole point of registering anything
#412 [01:25] <TheBadShepperd> Arguably, do you wish to argue? :3
#413 [01:25] <Product> I'am making it very friendly, and High Quality.
#414 [01:25] <Product> brb editing :)
#415 [01:26] <Derp> see also - if someone asks and can legitimately prove that they use the nicknames herp or derp on other places (and didnt just register them now for the sake of doing so), I'll give them the nicks
#416 [01:27] <TheBadShepperd> "..just register them now for the sake of doing so", but isn't that would you're doing?
#417 [01:28] <Derp> unless someone can prove the above, they're just doing the same thing
#418 [01:29] <Derp> and I do use this nick
#419 [01:29] <Derp> just like I used 'the' before it randomly unlinked itself and I still use 'it'
#420 [01:30] <TheBadShepperd> Out of curosity, is there a reason derp/herp are registered seperately, rather than being grouped?
#421 [01:30] <Derp> derp is linked to herp
#422 [01:31] <Derp> and I ran out of nicks on this one :/
#423 [01:31] <Derp> I have many variants of wug
#424 [01:31] <Derp> wug, wugtop, wug[zzzz], wugbot, evil_wug
#425 [01:32] <Derp> I've also registered various real usernames I use in other places (my minecraft and minecraftforum usernames for example)
#426 [01:32] <Derp> doppleganger registrations (to prevent impersonation) are allowed in the charter
#427 [01:33] <TheBadShepperd> What line?
#428 [01:34] * Sennyotai doots~
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#429 [01:34] <Derp> cooldude: policy decisions
#430 [01:34] <Derp> I've asked
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#432 [01:34] <Derp> wtf I did not press tab * c - policy decisions
#433 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> your derping out, derp. :P
#434 [01:36] * Derp Herp
#434 [01:36] <|Kiikun|> your nick is infecting you!
#435 [01:36] * TheBadShepperd sprays the anti-derp goo onto derp.
#435 [01:37] * Derp turns into nothing
#435 [01:37] <TheBadShepperd> D:
#436 [01:37] <Derp> I have to go to bed
#437 [01:37] * TheBadShepperd reimagines Wug.
#437 [01:37] <TheBadShepperd> Goodnight.
#438 [01:39] <Product> Ok I started uploading the video :)
#439 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> ??+ win/key/image|http://img.tfd.com/cde/_WINKEY.JPG
#440 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> ;_;
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#442 [01:41] <Product> Welcome Mibbitarian !
#443 [01:41] <Product> Today I will be your asist, what's your problem ?
#444 [01:42] <mib_0naxxw> well when i click on the minecraft launcher nad login using my username and password it keeps giving me an error
#445 [01:42] <Product> Hmm
#446 [01:42] <Product> Please paste the error on www.pastebin.com
#447 [01:42] <Product> And give it to us here :)
#448 [01:43] <mib_0naxxw> ok
#449 [01:43] <mib_0naxxw> it says Downlading packages retriving; lwjgl.jar and is froze there
#450 [01:44] <mib_0naxxw> at 1%
#451 [01:44] <Product> Hmm ok, this is what I was making a tutorial for.
#452 [01:44] <Product> Ok follow this.
#453 [01:45] <mib_0naxxw> k
#454 [01:45] <Product> ??> mib win/reinst
#455 [01:45] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#456 [01:45] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#458 [01:45] <mib_0naxxw> ?
#459 [01:46] <Product> ? what ?
#460 [01:46] <Product> Just follow what Voxel said..
#461 [01:48] <mib_0naxxw> what do i look for cause tis is the first time im downloading it
#462 [01:48] <mib_0naxxw> in the .minecraft there is only bin and last login
#463 [01:48] <Product> Hmm
#464 [01:48] <Product> Delete that folder.
#465 [01:49] <mib_0naxxw> and lastlogin?
#466 [01:49] <Product> brb guys, gotta eat.
#467 [01:49] <Product> Mib, just delete the whole .minecraft folder...
#468 [01:49] <Product> Brb, I gotta eat.
#469 [01:49] * Product is now AFK.
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#470 [01:50] <PurplePonies> Anyone know why I can't run Minecraft? It just crashes on start.
#471 [01:50] <PurplePonies> http://pastie.org/2369265
#472 [01:50] <PurplePonies> Java: 1.6.0_26, Sun Microsystems Inc.
#473 [01:52] <mib_0naxxw> how long does it take to download minecraft for the first time?
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#476 [01:59] <mib_0naxxw> how long does it take to download minecraft for the first time?
#477 [01:59] <jo> So, been googling this problem for a while now.. My Minecraft won't launch at all on my Mac.
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#479 [02:00] <jo> Doesn't take long to download at all..
#480 [02:00] <jo> it's a small file
#481 [02:00] <jo> So, been googling this problem for a while now.. My Minecraft won't launch at all on my Mac.
#482 [02:00] <mib_0naxxw> u said that
#483 [02:02] <Product> Back.
#484 [02:02] <TheBadShepperd> Jo, if nobody awnsers, it is because they don't know or aren't active right now. It does nothing but spam the channel to say it again.
#485 [02:02] <Product> And my video is out :D
#486 [02:02] <Product> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfflxT05ZAc
#487 [02:03] <PurplePonies> jo: Does it crash?
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#489 [02:03] <Product> Hmm
#490 [02:03] <Product> jo follow this:
#491 [02:03] <Product> ??> mac/reinst
#492 [02:03] <Product> ??> jo mac/reinst
#493 [02:03] <VoxelHead> jo: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#494 [02:03] <VoxelHead> jo: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#495 [02:03] <jo> Ok, sorry.. yeah It doesnt' start at all.. the icon pops up for a second then disapears
#496 [02:04] <kameron> hello
#497 [02:04] <Product> hello
#498 [02:04] <mib_0naxxw> its still not working
#499 [02:04] <Product> 1 sec.
#500 [02:04] <jo> reinstalled a dozen times, checked version, etc... the jar file for linux works, laggs quite a bit though sometimes...
#501 [02:04] <kameron> my card says its is disabled for 24 hours does this mean from any purchases or just at minecraft.net
#502 [02:05] <Product> Sorry no much experience with Mac.
#503 [02:05] <Product> ??> kameron payment
#504 [02:05] <VoxelHead> kameron: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#505 [02:05] <VoxelHead> kameron: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
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#507 [02:05] <TheBadShepperd> kameron, we are unaffilated with Mojang and can not help you with any payment or purchase issues. Contact Mojang via their support page.
#508 [02:06] <mib_0naxxw> mine still says "Downloading packages retreaving: ljwigl.jar 2%
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#510 [02:06] <mib_0naxxw> "
#511 [02:06] <jo> Ok, thanks, I'll look at VozelHeads suggestion
#512 [02:06] <Product> Ok :)
#513 [02:07] <mib_0naxxw> product my bar think is till stuck
#514 [02:07] <Product> mib do this:
#515 [02:07] <mib_0naxxw> thing*
#516 [02:07] <Product> ??> mib win/reinst
#517 [02:07] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#518 [02:07] <VoxelHead> mib: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#519 [02:07] <Product> or follow this tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfflxT05ZAc
#520 [02:08] <mib_0naxxw> i allready did that but now it gave me an eror do u want me to put that in the chat
#521 [02:08] <Product> Hmm, of course.
#522 [02:08] <Product> 1 sec guys brb.
#523 [02:09] <kameron> I tried to do this abt 8am yesterday morning...on about the 3rd try of saying it wasnt sucessful...it popped up it was sucessful. BUt when I tried to log in tonight, it says I need to
#524 [02:09] <kameron> pay. so i tried agian and it said the card couldnt be used for 24hrs.
#525 [02:10] <TheBadShepperd> kameron, check your credit card. Did you get charged?
#526 [02:10] <mib_0naxxw> the thing says fatal error occured (4): Connection reset Retreaving:lwjgl.jar 2%
#527 [02:10] <kameron> it doesnt appear so. (yet)
#528 [02:11] <TheBadShepperd> kameron, wait five days and then contact mojan through their support page.
#529 [02:11] <jo> nope, draggin bin folder to trash did not work
#530 [02:11] <kameron> but its not because there is a problem with the card, or sufficient credit/funds
#531 [02:11] <TheBadShepperd> It may not be, but we can't help you with any payment or purchase problems.
#532 [02:12] <mib_0naxxw> the thing says fatal error occured (4): Connection reset Retreaving:lwjgl.jar 2%
#533 [02:12] <kameron> thanks though
#534 [02:12] <TheBadShepperd> mib_0naxxw, rerun the minecraft.exe
#535 [02:12] <mib_0naxxw> then
#536 [02:13] <mib_0naxxw> i mean what does that mean
#537 [02:13] <Rikairchy> Means it couldn't download it
#538 [02:13] <mib_0naxxw> why
#539 [02:13] <Rikairchy> Connection was reset
#540 [02:13] <mib_0naxxw> why couldent it download it
#541 [02:13] <TheBadShepperd> Because your connection had a hiccup.
#542 [02:13] <TheBadShepperd> Re run the Minecraft.exe to attempt to redownload.
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#544 [02:14] <mib_0naxxw> but i retryed many times and it wont it allways stops on that file but at a diffrent percent
#545 [02:14] <Rikairchy> H'm
#546 [02:14] <Rikairchy> You on wifi or Ethernet
#547 [02:15] <Rikairchy> mib_0naxxw
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#549 [02:15] <napoleon> test-
#550 [02:15] <napoleon> ok good :D
#551 [02:15] <Rikairchy> Hi
#552 [02:15] <napoleon> Hi
#553 [02:16] <napoleon> It's Product testing my new video link.
#554 [02:16] <napoleon> cya :)
#555 [02:16] <Rikairchy> Lol
#556 [02:16] <Product> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfflxT05ZAc
#557 [02:16] <TheBadShepperd> You can only link that so many times before it becomes spammy, Product. :P
#558 [02:16] <Product> Check it out :D
#559 [02:17] <Product> Oh sorry, was giving it to Rikairchy
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#561 [02:17] <Product> >.< I only linked it 2 times.
#562 [02:17] <Rikairchy> Ecactly
#563 [02:17] <Rikairchy> Exactly
#564 [02:17] <Product> :D
#565 [02:18] <mib_0naxxw> im on ethernet
#566 [02:18] <Rikairchy> H'm
#567 [02:18] <Rikairchy> Have you tried the other .exe on minecraft.net?
#568 [02:19] <mib_0naxxw> yes ill try again
#569 [02:19] <Rikairchy> Good luck
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#572 [02:22] <mib_0naxxw> no didnt work
#573 [02:23] <Product> Anyone liked my video :) ?
#574 [02:23] <mib_0naxxw> yes
#575 [02:23] <Product> Thanks :D
#576 [02:23] <mib_0naxxw> it was peaceful
#577 [02:23] <Product> Thank you very much :)
#578 [02:24] <Product> brb 2 mins, going to fix my server.
#579 [02:24] <mib_0naxxw> but i didnt have that problem
#580 [02:24] <Product> Oh :(
#581 [02:24] <mib_0naxxw> w8 please help
#582 [02:24] <Product> Did you try in browser version ?
#583 [02:24] <Product> Ok :)
#584 [02:24] <mib_0naxxw> yes i did but it does the same thing when i click update
#585 [02:25] <Product> Hmmm
#586 [02:25] <mib_0naxxw> or the yes update thing
#587 [02:25] <Product> I suggest you trying an other browser.
#588 [02:25] <mib_0naxxw> im useing chrome
#589 [02:25] <Product> Hmmm
#590 [02:25] <Product> Is your java up to date ?
#591 [02:25] <mib_0naxxw> yes
#592 [02:26] <Product> Oh
#593 [02:26] <Product> Yeah I remember that problem.
#594 [02:26] <Product> Try disabling your firewall.
#595 [02:26] <mib_0naxxw> how
#596 [02:26] <Product> Click start
#597 [02:26] <Product> then go to control panel
#598 [02:26] <Product> Search for firewall there
#599 [02:27] <Product> and check the second button (Off).
#600 [02:27] <Product> And click Apply, then Ok.
#601 [02:27] <Product> Then reinstall Minecraft.
#602 [02:27] <Product> sorry I'll be back in 2 mins.
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#605 [02:29] <sadhound> can i only load minecraft onto one computer>
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#607 [02:30] <TheBadShepperd> sadhound, you can install Minecraft onto as many computers as you want if you have bought it from minecraft.net.
#608 [02:30] <Product> !check 199.168.136.195
#609 [02:30] <Product> :(
#610 [02:31] <mib_0naxxw> tured off fire wall but still ig getting held up
#611 [02:32] <mib_0naxxw> why!
#612 [02:32] <sadhound> all right. is installation pretty straight forward?
#613 [02:33] <mib_0naxxw> :(
#614 [02:33] <mib_bb1vzt> im trying to play minecraft classic, but it says: an error ocurred while loading the applet, fatal error ocurred (4):unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack what can i do?
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#616 [02:34] <mib_0naxxw> same for me but im not useng classic
#617 [02:35] <mib_bb1vzt> D:
#618 [02:38] <Product> Back.
#619 [02:38] <mib_0naxxw> tured off fire wall but still ig getting held up
#620 [02:38] <Product> Hmm
#621 [02:39] <Product> Please check your version of Java here:
#622 [02:39] <Product> http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#623 [02:39] <Product> Not sure if it can fix.
#624 [02:39] <Product> But what anti-virus are you using ?
#625 [02:39] <mib_0naxxw> and now when i try inbrowser it says required plugin not installed
#626 [02:39] <mib_0naxxw> AVG
#627 [02:39] <Product> Hmm
#628 [02:39] <Product> Plugin not installed !?
#629 [02:39] <mib_0naxxw> You have the recommended Java installed (1.7.0).
#630 [02:40] <Product> Then visit this link: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#631 [02:40] <Product> Oh
#632 [02:40] <Product> hmmm
#633 [02:40] <Product> Try to install the plugin, maybe it should work, is there any button to install it ?
#634 [02:40] <mib_0naxxw> no
#635 [02:40] <mib_0naxxw> do u have team viewer 6?
#636 [02:42] <TheBadShepperd> mib_0naxxw: Java 7 is incompatible.
#637 [02:42] <TheBadShepperd> Use Java 6.
#638 [02:42] <mib_0naxxw> shit ok
#639 [02:42] <mib_0naxxw> how
#640 [02:42] <mib_0naxxw> link me
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#642 [02:43] <TheBadShepperd> mib_0naxxw, http://java.com/en/download/index.jsp
#643 [02:43] <mib_0naxxw> k
#644 [02:43] <Product> 1 sec sorry
#645 [02:44] <Product> I gotta sleep :(
#646 [02:44] <Product> 2:43 AM
#647 [02:44] <Product> Cya guys :)
#648 [02:44] <mib_0naxxw> bye
#649 [02:44] <Product> Bye :)
#650 [02:44] <Product> Good luck with fixing it.
#651 [02:44] <mib_0naxxw> thanks 4 help
#652 [02:45] <mib_0naxxw> ok its installing
#653 [02:45] <mib_0naxxw> allmost don
#654 [02:46] <mib_0naxxw> TheBadShepperd still aint workin
#655 [02:47] <TheBadShepperd> Try a full .minecraft deletion.
#656 [02:47] <TheBadShepperd> ?? win/reinst
#657 [02:47] <TheBadShepperd> ?? win/reinst
#658 [02:48] <TheBadShepperd> To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again.
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#660 [02:49] <mib_0naxxw> fu**! isnt working
#661 [02:50] <Kuranyll> Hey
#662 [02:50] <TheBadShepperd> mib_0naxxw, I'm not a very knowledgeable helper. Your best bet is to wait for someone such as GreyVulpine to come around, or to email mojang support.
#663 [02:50] <mib_0naxxw> ok
#664 [02:50] <TheBadShepperd> By 'wait', I recommend coming back another time. They're mostly asleep right now. .__.
#665 [02:51] <mib_0naxxw> what is the suppoers email?
#666 [02:51] <Kuranyll> Hey Shep, think you'd be able to help me?
#667 [02:51] <TheBadShepperd> Lets find out, Kuranyll.
#668 [02:51] <TheBadShepperd> mib_0naxxw, http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#669 [02:52] <Kuranyll> So, I'm having the whole "Minecraft has run out of memory" error, and I can't seem to fix the problem.
#670 [02:52] <Kuranyll> I tried redownloading Java and Minecraft, and did both at the same time to prevent one from making changes to the other and corrupting it
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#672 [02:53] <Kuranyll> And I also edited the Java settings to allocate more memory, along with making a Batch file that does the same
#673 [02:53] <Kuranyll> But for the life of me I can't seem to get it to work
#674 [02:54] <Kuranyll> I also have the Advanced GUL turned off, since I heard that may cause some problems as well
#675 [02:56] <Kuranyll> Any other suggestions on stuff I should try?
#676 [02:59] <TheBadShepperd> Can you provide a dxdiag?
#677 [02:59] <TheBadShepperd> ??> Kuranyll dxdiag
#678 [02:59] <TheBadShepperd> ??> Kuranyll win/dxdiag
#679 [02:59] <VoxelHead> Kuranyll: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#680 [02:59] <VoxelHead> Kuranyll: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#681 [03:01] <Kuranyll> http://pastebin.com/N7jTNfj4
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#683 [03:03] <TheBadShepperd> What version of Java are you using?
#684 [03:03] <Kuranyll> 6.0.260.3
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#686 [03:05] <mib_a884kg> Hello! I would love to have some help with setting up a server. I went on youtube to watch some tuturials,but they really didint help me :( So if anyone can help...
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#688 [03:05] <TheBadShepperd> Other than reinstalling Minecraft, and disabling the Open GPL inside of Minecraft, I'm short on suggestions. This issue has mainly been fixed since 1.6.
#689 [03:06] <TheBadShepperd> mib_a884kg, http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#690 [03:07] <TheBadShepperd> Posting on the forums may yeild a more helpful response.
#691 [03:07] <Kuranyll> I've tried that a bunch but it still doesn't seem to fix the problem. I've tried both of the links too
#692 [03:07] <mib_a884kg> Ok thanks for the link TheBadShepperd.Much apriciated :P BYE
#693 [03:07] <TheBadShepperd> Bye bye, mib_a884kg.
#694 [03:08] <adamkex> VoxelHead: why did you inform me about DirectX Diagnos about 11 hours ago?
#695 [03:08] <TheBadShepperd> adamkex, VoxelHead is a bot.
#696 [03:09] <adamkex> TheBadShepperd: oh god that means i have to go up AGAIN and look who told it to tell me
#697 [03:09] <TheBadShepperd> Kuranyll, are you running the 64x or 32x version of Java 6?
#698 [03:10] <Kuranyll> I believe I'm running 32x
#699 [03:10] <adamkex> and now that John guy is out, stupid troll
#700 [03:11] <Kuranyll> Yeah, I'm running the 32-bit Java
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#702 [03:13] <TheBadShepperd> Kuranyll, I'm unsure of what you would need to do next. Perhaps posting on the forums could be helpful.
#703 [03:13] <Kuranyll> Yeah, I'm currently searching it for a solution there
#704 [03:13] * TheBadShepperd isn't very good at this. .__.
#704 [03:15] <Kuranyll> Haha, it's all good
#705 [03:16] <TheBadShepperd> Meh, I figure I'm better than nobody.
#706 [03:16] <Kuranyll> True
#707 [03:16] <Kuranyll> Better than me wandering around my folders deleting random things xD
#708 [03:17] <Kuranyll> I wiped all of my appdata for Minecraft, forgot that it stores all of that there even if you delete it
#709 [03:17] <Kuranyll> I'm such a fail T-T
#710 [03:17] <Kuranyll> Hopefully that fixes
#711 [03:18] <TheBadShepperd> Ah.. That is considered a reinstall. Deleting just the .exe does nothing, you must delete the full %APPDATA%/.minecraft.
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#715 [03:22] <wikkit> Is The bad sheperd still there
#716 [03:22] <wikkit> ???
#717 [03:22] <TheBadShepperd> Present, teacher.
#718 [03:23] <wikkit> I, the bloke from eqrliqr
#719 [03:23] <wikkit> earliar
#720 [03:23] <TheBadShepperd> Not sure I remember you, sorry. ;(
#721 [03:23] <blaphmat> :)
#722 [03:23] <blaphmat> faces
#723 [03:24] <wikkit> can you give me the tuturial lin for the wikipage
#724 [03:24] <wikkit> ???
#725 [03:24] <TheBadShepperd> Which wiki page?
#726 [03:24] <wikkit> Link sorry
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#728 [03:25] <wikkit> You gave me a link to a minecrqft wiki page explaining how to set up a server
#729 [03:25] <wikkit> I accidentaly closed it
#730 [03:25] <TheBadShepperd> !google Minecraft server setup
#731 [03:25] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Minecraft+server+setup&l=0
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#733 [03:25] <wikkit> and i can no longer find it
#734 [03:26] <TheBadShepperd> Why don't cha click NanoAce's link?
#735 [03:26] <wikkit> NanoAce is talking me? Damn soz :/ Thanks NanoAce !!
#736 [03:29] <blaphmat> :/
#737 [03:30] <blaphmat> :s
#738 [03:30] <TheBadShepperd> Hrm?
#739 [03:30] <blaphmat> ?
#740 [03:31] <blaphmat> Hrm?
#741 [03:32] <TheBadShepperd> The random :/ an :s faces. What 'cha :s'in for?
#742 [03:32] <blaphmat> no i was just reading and got confused
#743 [03:35] <blaphmat> and cuz i havent got the game and it passed more than 4 days
#744 [03:36] <TheBadShepperd> blaphmat, follow the support instructions on Minecraft.net to submit a ticket to Mojang.
#745 [03:36] <blaphmat> yeah tried it before but still nothing
#746 [03:37] <TheBadShepperd> blaphmat, we are unaffilated with Mojang and can't help with payment or purchase issues, sorry.
#747 [03:37] <blaphmat> i buyed it 4 times and it says transaction complete
#748 [03:38] <blaphmat> it says wait for the hour passed an hour and nothing
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#751 [03:38] <mib_fcvvgb> Hey is anyone admin for mine craft
#752 [03:38] <mib_fcvvgb> thanks
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#754 [03:39] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, we are unaffilated with Mojang.
#755 [03:39] <mib_fcvvgb> Nonone is Mine craft admin??
#756 [03:39] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, perhaps you could ask your question, and we could tell you where you need to go?
#757 [03:40] <mib_fcvvgb> Brought the game said paid, was downloading then error. Couldn't reinstall and now haven't got the download link to reinstall
#758 [03:40] <mib_fcvvgb> When log in, it says game not downloaded
#759 [03:40] <mib_fcvvgb> thanks
#760 [03:41] <TheBadShepperd> ??> mib_fcvvgb win/reinst
#761 [03:41] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#762 [03:41] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#763 [03:41] <TheBadShepperd> ??> mib_fcvvgb client
#764 [03:42] <TheBadShepperd> ??> mib_fcvvgb win/client
#765 [03:42] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#767 [03:42] <blaphmat> ok thnx for the help ill try to see if i can get it again
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#769 [03:42] <mib_fcvvgb> ill give it a try
#770 [03:43] <mib_fcvvgb> thanks
#771 [03:43] <gunther> i just bought minecraft and im trying to update it but it wont work
#772 [03:43] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, be more specific. Won't work how?
#773 [03:43] * mib_g6jz54 [mib_g6jz54@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#774 [03:43] <gunther> like it'll stop at downloading packages
#775 [03:44] <mib_g6jz54> Hello
#776 [03:44] <TheBadShepperd> Hello, mib_g6jz54.
#777 [03:44] <gunther> it stops at downloding packages
#778 [03:44] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, what version of Java are you using?
#779 [03:44] <mib_g6jz54> Sorry for the poor nuckname eheh it's an automatic naming
#780 [03:45] <gunther> dont know how do you check
#781 [03:45] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, http://javatester.org/version.html
#782 [03:45] <Calinou> do not use java 1.7, it is known to cause issues
#783 [03:45] <mib_fcvvgb> I have only the PC demo client not the brought game client....
#784 [03:46] <mib_g6jz54> I have the sale problem than a lot's of people around, the one with the popup "could not create the java virtual machine". I don't know what to try anymore.
#785 [03:46] <mib_fcvvgb> but i brought the game so..
#786 [03:46] <Kuranyll> Thanks again for the help Shepperd!
#787 [03:46] <mib_g6jz54> same problem
#788 [03:46] <gunther> 1.6.0_26
#789 [03:46] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, if you have bought the game, download the Minecraft.EXE from the link VoxelHead gave you and use that.
#790 [03:46] <TheBadShepperd> Kuranyll, sorry I couldn't be of more use. :)
#791 [03:46] <Kuranyll> It's fine, I got it to work
#792 [03:47] <Kuranyll> At least for the time I was playing xD
#793 [03:47] <gunther> 1.6.0_26 thats the java version
#794 [03:47] <mib_fcvvgb> My email didn't receive a link, the browser just continued to download the game then error is there a resend link on my profile on minecraft
#795 [03:48] <mib_g6jz54> Somebody know how to fix : "could not create the java virtual machine". I already try to re install java, nothing, I also try the .bat stuff, not working. I'm on windows XP.
#796 [03:48] <gunther> 1.6.0_26 thats the java version can someone help me
#797 [03:48] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, I'm unaware of how the PC Gamer demo works, but if you have bought Minecraft through Minecraft.net, download the client from http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#798 [03:49] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, try reinstalling Minecraft.
#799 [03:49] <TheBadShepperd> ??> gunther win/reinst
#800 [03:49] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#801 [03:49] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#802 [03:49] <gunther> can you put a link plaese
#803 [03:49] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, follow VoxelHead's instructions.
#804 [03:50] <mib_fcvvgb> Ok have uninstalled the game, then reinstalled client. loged in, says usernot premium
#805 [03:50] <mib_fcvvgb> (under neath says Not downloaded)
#806 [03:50] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, did you buy the game through Minecraft.net?
#807 [03:50] <mib_fcvvgb> how do i resume download
#808 [03:50] <mib_fcvvgb> yeah
#809 [03:50] <mib_fcvvgb> credit card successful
#810 [03:51] <TheBadShepperd> And are you using the client from the link I gave you? If so, what is your Minecraft username?
#811 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> link could have been in junk mail and gone i dont know
#812 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> Uesr name is
#813 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> ter1234567
#814 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> thanks
#815 [03:51] <TheBadShepperd> !paid ter1234567
#816 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> was downloading in browser then eror
#817 [03:51] <mib_fcvvgb> said it was successful though
#818 [03:51] <TheBadShepperd> Your payment may have not gone through yet, mib_fcvvgb.
#819 [03:51] <TheBadShepperd> ??> mib_fcvvgb payment
#820 [03:51] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#821 [03:51] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#822 [03:52] <mib_fcvvgb> this was 6-10 days ago..
#823 [03:52] <mib_fcvvgb> so must have
#824 [03:52] <gunther> where the dialog
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#826 [03:52] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, contact Mojang through Minecraft.net.
#827 [03:52] <onix> hi
#828 [03:52] <mib_g6jz54> Somebody have something for the "could not create the java virtual machine" ? I want to buy the game, but with that error, I don't want to spend my money for the same problem.
#829 [03:52] <onix> i need help
#830 [03:52] <TheBadShepperd> We can't help with payment issues.
#831 [03:53] <TheBadShepperd> mib_g6jz54, sorry, I don't know how to fix that.
#832 [03:53] <onix> my minecraft keep crashing every few minutes
#833 [03:53] <TheBadShepperd> ??> onix ask
#834 [03:53] <mib_fcvvgb> what email can i send then
#835 [03:53] <VoxelHead> onix: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#836 [03:53] <VoxelHead> onix: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#837 [03:53] <mib_fcvvgb> i have been trying ot find an email address
#838 [03:53] <gunther> wheres the dialog
#839 [03:53] <onix> i have reinstalled minecraft deleted all appdata
#840 [03:53] <mib_g6jz54> There is hundreds of peoples with that problem, did the team work on it ?
#841 [03:53] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, they don't have an email. Use: www.minecraft.net/support/
#842 [03:53] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, what dialog?
#843 [03:54] <TheBadShepperd> onix, do you get an error when it crashes?
#844 [03:54] <gunther> to do the appdata thing
#845 [03:54] <onix> yea
#846 [03:54] <onix> an
#847 [03:54] <onix> java error
#848 [03:54] <TheBadShepperd> Pastebin your error please.
#849 [03:54] <onix> let me copy paste
#850 [03:54] <mib_fcvvgb> i have been to support it says link sent to your email address: dont have link.
#851 [03:54] <TheBadShepperd> ??> onix pastebin
#852 [03:54] <VoxelHead> onix: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#853 [03:54] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, did you enter your email correctly? Check your spam folders?
#854 [03:55] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, 'to do the appdata thing'?
#855 [03:55] <onix> http://pastebin.com/wX9fnEE5
#856 [03:55] <TheBadShepperd> ??> gunther win/reinst/bat
#857 [03:55] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#858 [03:55] <VoxelHead> gunther: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#859 [03:55] <mib_fcvvgb> pretty sure i did
#860 [03:56] <gunther> ok
#861 [03:56] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, I can't think of anything else but submitting another ticket. We don't have access to their email support system.
#862 [03:57] <mib_fcvvgb> email address is correct!
#863 [03:57] <TheBadShepperd> onix, are you playing in the browser or downloaded?
#864 [03:58] <onix> i downloaded it
#865 [03:58] <mib_fcvvgb> downloaded
#866 [03:59] <mib_fcvvgb> the client
#867 [03:59] <TheBadShepperd> onix, you may need to reinstall Java.
#868 [03:59] <TheBadShepperd> ??> java/reinst
#869 [03:59] <onix> i did that
#870 [03:59] <mib_fcvvgb> dont know who to contact to get it downloaded again..............
#871 [04:00] <onix> i uninstalled it and reinstalled
#872 [04:00] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, use the download link I gave you.
#873 [04:00] <TheBadShepperd> ??> mib_fcvvgb win/client
#874 [04:00] <VoxelHead> mib_fcvvgb: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#875 [04:01] <TheBadShepperd> onix, I'm unsure of your problem. That is a really odd error. Try posting on the Forums or coming back when someone more experienced is online.
#876 [04:01] <mib_fcvvgb> i have downloaded it
#877 [04:01] <mib_fcvvgb> and when i log in
#878 [04:01] <mib_fcvvgb> it wont give me the option to download the full game
#879 [04:02] <TheBadShepperd> mib_fcvvgb, the full game will automaticlly be downloaded once you login to the client.
#880 [04:02] <onix> GG
#881 [04:02] <mib_fcvvgb> says user not preimum and not downloaded
#882 [04:02] <gunther> it doesnt work :(
#883 [04:02] <TheBadShepperd> onix, very sorry.
#884 [04:02] <mib_fcvvgb> thanks anyways
#885 [04:03] <onix> alright thanks
#886 [04:03] <rymate1234> onix: what was your errror?
#887 [04:03] <rymate1234> I sees it
#888 [04:03] <gunther> can someone help me
#889 [04:03] <gunther> i really want to play minecraft
#890 [04:04] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, you aren't the first person with that error tonight. Mojang's servers may be having trouble, try again tommarow.
#891 [04:04] <gunther> ok
#892 [04:04] <rymate1234> onix: My only suggestion is to maybe try and reinstall java
#893 [04:04] <gunther> what if it doesnt work tommorow
#894 [04:05] <TheBadShepperd> gunther, then come back and someone (Poke poke GreyVulpine!) may be able to assist you further.
#895 [04:05] <gunther> thank you good night
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#897 [04:06] <onix> oh ok
#898 [04:06] <TheBadShepperd> I seem to fail at this, so I'm going to get ready for bed..
#899 [04:06] <TheBadShepperd> onix, I had already suggested you reinstall Java. xD
#900 [04:07] <onix> lol yea
#901 [04:07] <onix> but now im playing in browser
#902 [04:07] <onix> haven't crash yet
#903 [04:07] <onix> lol
#904 [04:07] * |Kiikun| tests out a Zipper-Elevator... and likes it.. now plands for its use in the mob system's viewing room...
#904 [04:07] * TheBadShepperd dumps the helpload onto |Kiikun|.
#904 [04:08] * |Kiikun| going to bed anyway :D
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#908 [04:36] <moana> Hello all
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#912 [04:43] <Alto> hi
#913 [04:43] <Alto> i got a huuuge problem
#914 [04:43] <Alto> but its pretty complicated to explain
#915 [04:44] <Alto> okay here we go
#916 [04:44] <Alto> i play on a SMP server, it has a few plugins but im not sure what plugins they use
#917 [04:44] <Alto> i entered a nether portal, got to the nether, but when i exited i entered another world
#918 [04:45] <Alto> the alternate world looks exactly like the real world did just a few hours ago, but if i destroy someting here, it doesn't affect the real world where my friends are at
#919 [04:46] <Alto> in trying to get away from this alternate world, i did a few things and my friends did some other stuff
#920 [04:46] <Alto> basically all came down to another person stepping into the real world gate
#921 [04:46] <Alto> so now we are 2 people stuck in the nether/alternate world...... and everyone else in the real world
#922 [04:46] <Alto> anyone else experienced the same thing?
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#924 [04:47] <dijikul> rtfm my friend. you'll probably have to comb through teh plugins.
#925 [04:48] <Alto> thats what i was afraid of
#926 [04:48] <dijikul> does it say you're in the same world?
#927 [04:48] <dijikul> check the plugin folder to see if it made another folder
#928 [04:48] <dijikul> I use bukkit - not smp, so I can't really speak to what you might be looking for
#929 [04:48] <Alto> im not the server admin :P and hes not online, thats the problem
#930 [04:48] <dijikul> but I'd assume it's the same
#931 [04:49] <dijikul> the world is the same in this alternate, as in, like, seeded teh same?
#932 [04:49] <Alto> exactly
#933 [04:49] <dijikul> deos it have your buildings in it from previous?
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#935 [04:49] <Alto> and all buildings same
#936 [04:49] <dijikul> hmm
#937 [04:49] <dijikul> that's weird
#938 [04:49] <Alto> yep
#939 [04:49] <mib_cvzjin> hello
#940 [04:49] <dijikul> so like
#941 [04:49] <dijikul> if you're in that world
#942 [04:49] <dijikul> and I were to come on
#943 [04:49] <dijikul> I wouldn't see you?
#944 [04:49] <Alto> its exactly like the real world was like 12 hours ago
#945 [04:49] <Alto> yep
#946 [04:49] <dijikul> what do you mean 12 hours ago? like right now?
#947 [04:49] <Alto> we could stand in same coordinates
#948 [04:49] <mib_cvzjin> i try to add a texture pack and then it just whent black and crashed
#949 [04:50] <Alto> the alternate world looks like the real world did 12 hours ago
#950 [04:50] <dijikul> mib_cvzjin: uninstall it.
#951 [04:50] <dijikul> Alto: what do you mean 12 hours ago? not right now?
#952 [04:50] <Alto> like this, 12 hours ago, the ship i was building wasnt finished. but now it is finished
#953 [04:50] <Alto> in the alternate world though, its still not finished
#954 [04:51] <dijikul> hrm
#955 [04:51] <dijikul> yeah that no makey any sense
#956 [04:51] <dijikul> are you an admin?
#957 [04:51] <dijikul> on this server?
#958 [04:51] <Alto> nope
#959 [04:51] <dijikul> hrm
#960 [04:51] <dijikul> I'd ask the admin then.
#961 [04:51] <Alto> admin is offline >.<
#962 [04:51] <Alto> so annoying XD
#963 [04:52] <Alto> hehe
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#966 [04:55] <figaro> Anyone awake to help me with a question about the weekend promotion?
#967 [04:56] <Alto> whats the question?
#968 [04:56] <figaro> I already purchased Minecraft but would like to buy it for someone else.
#969 [04:56] <figaro> Would doing so also net me the free gift code?
#970 [04:57] <figaro> So in essence I'm buying a gift code and wonder if I'll get an additional gift code.
#971 [04:57] <Alto> i see, sorry i cant help u with that :P
#972 [04:57] <figaro> heh thanks anyhoos.
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#986 [05:47] <lemon-rev> mermi please follow what vox said
#987 [05:47] <lemon-rev> ?? help
#988 [05:47] <mermi> ok thanks :-]
#989 [05:47] <lemon-rev> PcJamesy
#990 [05:48] <lemon-rev> check the keyword 'index' with '??< index'
#991 [05:48] <PcJamesy> ??> index
#992 [05:48] <PcJamesy> ??> pcjamesy index
#993 [05:48] <VoxelHead> pcjamesy: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#994 [05:48] <PcJamesy> ok thanks
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#1000 [06:02] <neonaffe> i have download and install java but it doesnt work
#1001 [06:02] <lemon-rev> neonaffe whats the error your getting now ?
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#1003 [06:02] <Azzura> Hello
#1004 [06:03] <lemon-rev> yes ?
#1005 [06:03] <neonaffe> the same
#1006 [06:03] <Azzura> Could not create the Java virtual Machine. What can I do to make my minecraft running?
#1007 [06:03] <lemon-rev> hm
#1008 [06:03] <lemon-rev> azzura how are you trying to run the game ?
#1009 [06:07] <neonaffe> The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupted.
#1010 [06:08] <lemon-rev> neonaffe how are you trying to run the game as i asked azzura
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#1012 [06:10] <Martyn> hi could anyone help me please? i purchased minecraft on friday, while it was saying about a "gift code to give to someone you wub" and i didnt recieve a giftcode, is it implying a free gift code when you buy, if so why didnt i recieve one?
#1013 [06:11] <lemon-rev> martyn goto minecraft.net and goto profile
#1014 [06:11] <lemon-rev> but log in first
#1015 [06:12] <Martyn> im thee, but there's no codes, just two links
#1016 [06:12] <neonaffe> i have download the minecraft.exe from the www.minecraft.net and then i run this exe and
#1017 [06:12] <lemon-rev> martyn did you get the code to run the game your self, or premium access to your account ?
#1018 [06:12] <Azzura> sorry I had problem with the connection on this program here
#1019 [06:12] <Azzura> still have the problem with minecraft
#1020 [06:13] <lemon-rev> neonaffe goto minecraft.net and login and click in broswer on homepage please and tell me what happens
#1021 [06:13] <Azzura> I ve updated graphic drivers and java also
#1022 [06:13] <lemon-rev> azzura how are you trying to run the game ?
#1023 [06:13] <Martyn> i dont know sorry, i purchased the game, then it said click here to download, so i downloaded the minecraft.exe
#1024 [06:14] <Azzura> I ve downloaded the game from minecraft.net and I click on the Minecraft
#1025 [06:14] <lemon-rev> martyn check your email maybe even email support@mojang.com < we arent mojang :(
#1026 [06:14] <neonaffe> i can read Minecraft Beta but nothing else
#1027 [06:14] <lemon-rev> azzura ok please try to run the game from minecraft.net ie run in broswer from the homepage please
#1028 [06:15] <lemon-rev> neonaffe what you mean where and what are you seeing ?
#1029 [06:15] <Azzura> I tried much things and nothing works, maybe u can watch on teamviewer for a short moment??
#1030 [06:15] <Martyn> ok
#1031 [06:15] <lemon-rev> hm
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#1034 [06:15] <lemon-rev> azzura can you at least just see if it does something different from your broswer instead of the client ?
#1035 [06:16] <mib_xafe40> er¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨hello
#1036 [06:16] <Azzura> something is loading now
#1037 [06:16] <Azzura> with browser
#1038 [06:16] <lemon-rev> good
#1039 [06:16] <lemon-rev> mib_xafe40 yes ?
#1040 [06:16] <Azzura> it works on browser
#1041 [06:16] <lemon-rev> azzura ok, try once more with the client please
#1042 [06:16] <Azzura> but just a small screen
#1043 [06:16] <lemon-rev> ie log out
#1044 [06:16] <lemon-rev> and try the client
#1045 [06:18] <Azzura> same problem
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#1047 [06:18] <lemon-rev> azzura check your antivirus and firewall to see if its blocking the program at all
#1048 [06:18] <mib_xafe40> minecraft has crashed
#1049 [06:18] <Azzura> the thing I ve downloaded is just 264 KB
#1050 [06:19] <lemon-rev> mib_xafe40 i need more info
#1051 [06:19] <neonaffe> it looks like the homesite without anything (text etc.) under the text "Gift codes now available"
#1052 [06:20] <lemon-rev> azzura thats the client it self but you have the files to run it, the minecraft client could be blocked that why you cant get it to run
#1053 [06:20] <lemon-rev> neonaffe ok on the homepage, click in broswer where you download the client
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#1056 [06:23] <Azzura> I have bitdefender
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#1058 [06:24] <lemon-rev> azzura it means nothing to me
#1059 [06:25] <neonaffe> the "in browser" dont work i see in the middle (the grey one) nothing exept minecraft beta
#1060 [06:25] <lemon-rev> see if you can discover how to allow minecraft to run
#1061 [06:25] <lemon-rev> neonaffe do you get to log in ?
#1062 [06:25] <lemon-rev> like thought the site, and then it goes grey is that correct ?
#1063 [06:26] <neonaffe> no
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#1065 [06:26] <heloooa> ehhh guys can anyone help me?
#1066 [06:26] <lemon-rev> heloooa i dont know can we ?
#1067 [06:27] <heloooa> well i got the game yesterday and it was working fine and this morning i tried to start it up and i got a black screen
#1068 [06:27] <lemon-rev> hm
#1069 [06:27] <lemon-rev> heloona and nothing has changed ?
#1070 [06:27] <Azzura> still same problem
#1071 [06:27] <neonaffe> server down?
#1072 [06:28] <heloooa> no i tried downoadin it again but that didnt even work
#1073 [06:28] <lemon-rev> ?? isup
#1074 [06:28] <lemon-rev> !isup
#1075 [06:28] <lemon-rev> hm
#1076 [06:28] <lemon-rev> bah
#1077 [06:28] <Azzura> no minecraft, just paying for something which not works
#1078 [06:29] <lemon-rev> helooa / goto control pannel add remove programs remove java . reinstall it via java.com
#1079 [06:29] <heloooa> ok thanks
#1080 [06:29] <lemon-rev> azzura it works, just not in client, atm, i said try and find a way to allow it though your antivirus
#1081 [06:29] <lemon-rev> and Azzura it all depends on the computer
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#1089 [06:49] <Obel> hi all
#1090 [06:50] <Obel> did something change in Minecraft i unable to detonate TNT
#1091 [06:50] <lemon-rev> yes use flint and tinda or use redstone or a switch
#1092 [06:51] <Obel> THX
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#1094 [07:04] <ImAPig> can someone help me?
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#1096 [07:05] <raskull> ImAPig: ask away
#1097 [07:05] <ImAPig> This happen when i start the game
#1098 [07:05] <ImAPig> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 14.08.11 13:05
#1099 [07:05] <ImAPig> what to do
#1100 [07:06] <ImAPig> ?
#1101 [07:06] <Corporal_Dirge> is it more effecient to make charcoal out of wood or just use the wood to forge items
#1102 [07:06] <ImAPig> ava.nio.BufferOverflowException at java.nio.DirectByteBuffer.put(Unknown Source) at java.nio.ByteBuffer.put(Unknown Source) at ji.a(SourceFile:233) at ji.b(SourceFile:139) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.x(SourceFile:413) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:329) at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:716) at java.lang.Thread.run
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#1105 [07:08] <ImAPig> y u no help me?
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#1107 [07:08] <guest-0-94835> hello
#1108 [07:08] <guest-0-94835> Anyone here
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#1110 [07:09] <Corporal_Dirge> yeah.
#1111 [07:09] <guest-0-94835> can i have sum helps
#1112 [07:09] <Corporal_Dirge> reading a buffer overflow error.
#1113 [07:09] <Corporal_Dirge> ImAPig, what version of JRE are you using?
#1114 [07:09] <guest-0-94835> When i put my texture pack in and then i run minecraft i go to Mod/texture packs and nothing is there and when i go in the game its still the same thing
#1115 [07:09] <ImAPig> what is jre?
#1116 [07:10] <Corporal_Dirge> Java version. Jav
#1117 [07:10] <ImAPig> java 32 biter
#1118 [07:10] <guest-0-94835> hello
#1119 [07:10] <Corporal_Dirge> ImAPig, go to Java and download the newest version just to make sure.
#1120 [07:10] <guest-0-94835> can i have help now
#1121 [07:10] <guest-0-94835> I need to leave soon
#1122 [07:10] <Corporal_Dirge> guest-0-94835, I didn't see a question.
#1123 [07:10] <ImAPig> ok
#1124 [07:10] <Corporal_Dirge> oooh. nm
#1125 [07:10] <Corporal_Dirge> sorry.
#1126 [07:11] <guest-0-94835> How do i put texture pack in minecraft
#1127 [07:11] <Corporal_Dirge> it's still sippex correct?
#1128 [07:11] <Corporal_Dirge> zipped.
#1129 [07:11] <guest-0-94835> are you asking me
#1130 [07:11] <Corporal_Dirge> yes. is it still zipped?
#1131 [07:11] <guest-0-94835> yes
#1132 [07:11] <guest-0-94835> In winrar
#1133 [07:11] <ImAPig> i think i have downloaded it before
#1134 [07:12] <guest-0-94835> hello
#1135 [07:12] <guest-0-94835> what the poop
#1136 [07:12] <Corporal_Dirge> guest-0-94835, Checking..
#1137 [07:12] <guest-0-94835> checking ok
#1138 [07:12] <Corporal_Dirge> ?
#1139 [07:12] <Corporal_Dirge> What is it now?
#1140 [07:13] <guest-0-94835> nothing
#1141 [07:13] <Calinou> you doublezipped your pack, guest-0-94835
#1142 [07:13] <guest-0-94835> I dont remember that
#1143 [07:13] <Calinou> when you zip the pack, select all the files of the pack, then right click, then click Compress
#1144 [07:13] <guest-0-94835> unless i blacked out and my head hit my mouse
#1145 [07:13] <Calinou> when you open the zip, you must see terrain.png and stuff
#1146 [07:13] <Calinou> NOT another folder
#1147 [07:13] <guest-0-94835> I dont get it
#1148 [07:13] <guest-0-94835> im only a 4 year old virgin
#1149 [07:13] <Calinou> NSIT, really
#1150 [07:14] <Calinou> select all the files of your pack
#1151 [07:14] <guest-0-94835> ok
#1152 [07:14] <Calinou> then right click one of the files, then click "Compress" or such
#1153 [07:14] <Calinou> be sure to compress in zip format
#1154 [07:15] <guest-0-94835> teacher
#1155 [07:15] <guest-0-94835> im stuck
#1156 [07:15] <guest-0-94835> i dont see zip compress
#1157 [07:16] <guest-0-94835> only a zip button
#1158 [07:16] <guest-0-94835> with lots of thinggys
#1159 [07:16] <ImAPig> bye
#1160 [07:16] <Justproud2b> zip is short abbreviated name for compress
#1161 [07:16] <guest-0-94835> uhm
#1162 [07:16] <guest-0-94835> in english please
#1163 [07:16] <guest-0-94835> So how do i compress
#1164 [07:17] <guest-0-94835> What button
#1165 [07:17] <guest-0-94835> add to texturepack.zip?
#1166 [07:17] <guest-0-94835> I dont know why this customer support take so long
#1167 [07:18] <guest-0-94835> maybe everyone is dead
#1168 [07:18] <Justproud2b> because its volunteer?
#1169 [07:18] <Corporal_Dirge> This isn't Customer Support. it's just a volunteer help forum
#1170 [07:18] <guest-0-94835> Oh
#1171 [07:18] <guest-0-94835> C00l
#1172 [07:18] <guest-0-94835> How do i compress
#1173 [07:18] <Corporal_Dirge> I've only ever installed one texture pack, and it used a special java installer.
#1174 [07:19] <guest-0-94835> Good for you.
#1175 [07:20] <guest-0-94835> *Cough*
#1176 [07:20] <raskull> guest-0-94835: just select all the files you want, NOT the folder they're in.. and right click -> add to zip
#1177 [07:21] <guest-0-94835> I would
#1178 [07:21] <guest-0-94835> but i noticed my trial ended
#1179 [07:22] <raskull> on your zip program?
#1180 [07:22] <guest-0-94835> yes
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#1182 [07:22] <raskull> uninstall whatever program you're using
#1183 [07:22] <raskull> and google for 7zip
#1184 [07:22] <raskull> it's free, and works good
#1185 [07:22] <guest-0-94835> nvm
#1186 [07:22] <guest-0-94835> I got it to work!
#1187 [07:22] <guest-0-94835> woo
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#1189 [07:26] <mib_vfqrzc> Hey, yould you help me? What are the technical parametres to run Minecraft? My notebook isnt very good, so i am worried if it will run well..
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#1191 [07:27] <Morrolan> G'day
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#1193 [07:29] <Calinou> mib_vfqrzc: you should never play 3D games using intergrated chipsets
#1194 [07:30] <Calinou> minecraft runs fine with 1GB of RAM, though more is required to use HD texture packs
#1195 [07:30] <mib_vfqrzc> ok, thats cool, thanks
#1196 [07:31] <Morrolan> Playing with one GB of RAM only might require passing memory parameters on startup though.
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#1203 [07:52] <hipy> HI, i got a strange problem, i constantly have squid in every part of man made water i made
#1204 [07:52] <hipy> like a giant waterfall
#1205 [07:52] <hipy> squid in it
#1206 [07:52] <hipy> a square of water arround my castle, 1 block deep and you see squid
#1207 [07:52] <hipy> how can i fix this
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#1209 [07:54] <hipy> can sombody help me
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#1213 [07:59] <xarcus> is there anyway to stop my munecraft lagging?
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#1222 [08:14] <montezuma> hi, does the wedding weekend offer keep working right now?
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#1224 [08:15] <Morrolan> montezuma: It should, yes. After all it's still weekend.
#1225 [08:16] <Morrolan> skierz: Uh, might be better to ask this question in #Minecraft , there are more users there, and therefore the chance is bigger that someone familiar with pistons is there. :)
#1226 [08:16] <skierz> ok
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#1228 [08:19] <Wookimonsta> hello
#1229 [08:19] <Wookimonsta> uh, im trying to buy minecraft
#1230 [08:19] <Wookimonsta> and it wont lemme use paypal
#1231 [08:20] <Morrolan> Why won't it?
#1232 [08:20] <Wookimonsta> it keeps saying it cant finish the transaction
#1233 [08:21] <Morrolan> That is a rather strange issue. Did you check that you have enough money on that account?
#1234 [08:21] <Wookimonsta> well, its set up to direct debit
#1235 [08:21] <Wookimonsta> and the day before i already bought a code
#1236 [08:21] <Wookimonsta> via paypal
#1237 [08:22] <Morrolan> Hmm, I'm rather clueless then. It might be better to contact PayPal support then, could be that the issue is on their side somehow.
#1238 [08:22] <Wookimonsta> also when i try to use my visa, it asks for "verified by visa" which i never needed before
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#1240 [08:24] <Morrolan> Wookimonsta: That's a feature of Visa as far as I know. It might be that their Visa payment provider requries this now.
#1241 [08:24] <Wookimonsta> ah
#1242 [08:24] <Wookimonsta> right
#1243 [08:24] <Wookimonsta> well ill try to get that password then
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#1247 [08:28] <Morrolan> Wookimonsta: I think you will have to sign up for Viseca's MyAccount thingy, then you can activate your credit card for this. There might be other ways too though.
#1248 [08:29] <Wookimonsta> yeh i did that now
#1249 [08:29] <Wookimonsta> annoying
#1250 [08:29] <Wookimonsta> it enrolled me in this without askin me or telling me
#1251 [08:29] <Wookimonsta> k
#1252 [08:29] <Wookimonsta> thx for the help
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#1254 [08:35] <gustave2003> I downloaded Minecraft for my mac computer and it won't let me build. Is there something I'm missing or will it never work for my Mac?
#1255 [08:37] <Calinou> you need to "enable" your right mouse button
#1256 [08:37] <Calinou> go in system preferences, then in Mouse, then enable the right mouse button
#1257 [08:38] <Morrolan> I really wonder why it's not enabled by default. :S
#1258 [08:38] <Calinou> why did he left?
#1259 [08:38] <Calinou> told him to do the right thing :x
#1260 [08:38] <Morrolan> Pff, that's just your average user.
#1261 [08:38] <Morrolan> Atleast he stayed long enough to see your response. Most people are like "halp plz!!!", ten seconds later they leave.
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#1263 [08:44] <ich> hello
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#1268 [08:57] <solodown> bonjour ! Y a des français ?
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#1271 [09:12] <Calinou> lol
#1272 [09:12] <Calinou> french people always want french people, except me
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#1274 [09:13] <conmon> how do i stop minecraft from launching automatically at startup multiple times
#1275 [09:14] <Calinou> what is your operating system? windows/mac/linux?
#1276 [09:14] <conmon> windows xp
#1277 [09:14] <Calinou> did you checked an option to restore open programs, or did you added it in a list that makes Minecraft start when you start your computer?
#1278 [09:14] <Calinou> when you start minecraft, just double click, don't click 10 times
#1279 [09:15] <conmon> it opens up when i login to the computer
#1280 [09:16] <Morrolan> conmon: First check your autostart folder, remove it from there if it's in there.
#1281 [09:16] <conmon> i don't see anything when i do a msconfig in the startup tab
#1282 [09:16] <Morrolan> conmon: If it still starts up afterwards do a msconfig
#1283 [09:16] <Morrolan> Huh?
#1284 [09:16] <Morrolan> Autostart folder?
#1285 [09:16] <conmon> wher do i find the autostart folder
#1286 [09:17] <Morrolan> startmenu -> programs -> autostart
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#1288 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> It's Startup in us engrish countries.
#1289 [09:17] <Morrolan> Oh, right, sorry 'bout that.
#1290 [09:17] <conmon> nothing in there and i also did an msconfig and found nothing
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#1292 [09:18] <Morrolan> conmon: Are you running any other "enhancement" software for Windows?
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#1294 [09:19] <conmon> not that i know of
#1295 [09:19] <conmon> it opens up 4 times
#1296 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> Possibly check scheduled tasks?
#1297 [09:19] <Morrolan> Oh, and what do you mean with "i don't see anything when i do a msconfig in the startup tab" ? Like, in the msconfig application Minecraft isn't listed, or msconfig doesn't show up?
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#1299 [09:20] <BloodKnight> hi, how to play Minecraft on a PC without full OpenGL support? (not in the Browser)
#1300 [09:20] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft uses OpenGL, can't do without it
#1301 [09:20] <conmon> not in scheduled tasks
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#1303 [09:20] <Morrolan> BloodKnight: Google brought up this here: http://codingshare.de/showthread.php?tid=19
#1304 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> conmon - Hidden files and folders shown on your computer?
#1305 [09:21] <conmon> i don't see the minecraft exe in startup with msconfig
#1306 [09:21] <Morrolan> BloodKnight: I doubt that it'll work, respectively it'll look horrible IF it works, but you can try it.
#1307 [09:21] <conmon> checing the link
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#1309 [09:22] <Morrolan> conmon: Uh, the link up there was for BloodKnight, not for you.
#1310 [09:22] <conmon> ok
#1311 [09:23] <conmon> i found a file.exe file in startup and deleted it - that got rid of 1 instance
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#1314 [09:25] <Morrolan> conmon: Huh, seems you've got mutliple instances of Minecraft on your PC then, with different names.
#1315 [09:26] <Morrolan> conmon: You might want to check msconfig for other files which might be Minecraft under a different name. :/
#1316 [09:26] <Morrolan> Only deactivate stuff under, uh, "system start" though. And use google when in doubt. ;)
#1317 [09:27] <conmon> k thanks
#1318 [09:29] <Morrolan> http://www.zazzle.com/i_unicode_tshirt-235442613480103840 ;)
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#1321 [09:30] <mib_f3qo7j> i need help
#1322 [09:30] <mib_f3qo7j> ;p;
#1323 [09:30] <Morrolan> With what exactly?
#1324 [09:30] <mib_t5hxq5> can someone help me with i problem i have with mincraft
#1325 [09:31] <Morrolan> Explain some more please, mib_t5hxq5
#1326 [09:31] <mib_f3qo7j> i have purchased minecraft yesterday and ive got gift code but my brother has succesfully used the gift code on his account but i cant change my skin because it says i need to buy the game
#1327 [09:31] <mib_t5hxq5> i try to run mincraft and it keeps saying i have bad video drivers
#1328 [09:32] <Azzura> Could not create the Java virtual Machine. What can I do to make my minecraft running?
#1329 [09:32] <Morrolan> mib_f3qo7j: Most likely your payment didn't got through yet. What is your Minecraft username?
#1330 [09:32] <mib_t5hxq5> my are updated to the latest drivers and they can run openGL
#1331 [09:32] <Azzura> Could not create the Java virtual Machine. What can I do to make my minecraft running?
#1332 [09:32] <Morrolan> mib_t5hxq5: how did you update your video drivers?
#1333 [09:32] <Azzura> sorry for doublepost
#1334 [09:32] <mib_f3qo7j> dusername: snyper747
#1335 [09:32] <Morrolan> Azzura: How much RAM does your computer have?
#1336 [09:32] <mib_t5hxq5> at the windows site
#1337 [09:32] <Azzura> how can I see this?
#1338 [09:32] <Morrolan> !paid snyper747
#1339 [09:33] <Azzura> its my brothers computer
#1340 [09:33] <mib_f3qo7j> i paid by paypal
#1341 [09:33] <Morrolan> mib_f3qo7j: In this case the payment did not got through yet. Wait another day. If it still doesn't work by then use www.minecraft.net/support to contact payment support.
#1342 [09:33] <mib_f3qo7j> ok thanks
#1343 [09:34] <mib_t5hxq5> can u check my account?
#1344 [09:34] <Jasepen> Whenever I try to log in to minecraft, the window immediately closes and i get an error report. I thought it was because I didn't have the latest version of java, so I installed it, but nothing changed. Help please?
#1345 [09:34] <Azzura> Morrolan? how can I see my RAM
#1346 [09:34] <Morrolan> Azzura: Ok, please download this file here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat . Save it to anywhere and execute it by doubleclicking it.
#1347 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> Jasepen - Please copy the contents of the error report, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#1348 [09:34] <Morrolan> Azzura: After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste this file on www.pastebin.com and give us the URL please.
#1349 [09:35] <Morrolan> mib_t5hxq5: Ok, that's not how you should update video drivers. Do the same I told Azzura please.
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#1351 [09:35] <mib_t5hxq5> how should i?
#1352 [09:35] <sebster3004> Can someone help me?
#1353 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1354 [09:35] <Morrolan> mib_t5hxq5: Respectively, do you know what graphics card you have?
#1355 [09:35] <mib_t5hxq5> ohh that ok
#1356 [09:35] <Azzura> http://pastebin.com/cN6Zpcv0
#1357 [09:36] <Jasepen> http://pastebin.com/NJaV5Rh2
#1358 [09:36] <sebster3004> I need to update my drivers to play minecraft how do i do that?
#1359 [09:36] <mib_t5hxq5> now i dont
#1360 [09:36] <Morrolan> mib_t5hxq5: Ok, then follow the instructions pleaes. :)
#1361 [09:36] <mib_t5hxq5> ok thx
#1362 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> Jasepen - Please update your ATI video drivers from: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
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#1364 [09:37] <Morrolan> Azzura: Ugh, it somehow didn't gather all of the necessary informations, give me a second please.
#1365 [09:38] <Morrolan> Azzura: Hmm, try this for now: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1366 [09:38] <sebster3004> Minecraft Says that it that It failed to find an Accelerated OpenGL mode
#1367 [09:38] <mib_t5hxq5> same with mine
#1368 [09:38] <Morrolan> sebster3004: You will have to update your video drivers. Do you know how to do so
#1369 [09:38] <GreyVulpine> sebster3004 - Update your video drivers
#1370 [09:38] <sebster3004> umm no sorry
#1371 [09:38] <sebster3004> i know its from VGA Graphics
#1372 [09:39] <Morrolan> sebster3004: Ok, please download this file here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat . Save it to anywhere and execute it by doubleclicking it.
#1373 [09:39] <Morrolan> After a while it will show you a textifle. Copy its contents to www.pastebin.com, sebster3004.
#1374 [09:39] <sebster3004> ok
#1375 [09:39] <Azzura> Morrolan maybe u can help me with teamviewer PLEASE
#1376 [09:39] <Azzura> I am not that good with pc
#1377 [09:39] <Morrolan> Azzura: Well, where are you stuck at then?
#1378 [09:39] <Azzura> and it sounds so complicated
#1379 [09:40] <Morrolan> Just follow the instructions step by step, and tell us if you're stuck somewhere.
#1380 [09:40] <Azzura> ok
#1381 [09:41] <Azzura> I fail with my english just fail
#1382 [09:42] <Morrolan> Why do you think so?
#1383 [09:42] <Azzura> just I dont understand what I need to do
#1384 [09:42] <Morrolan> Fine, PM me your teamviewer session ID and password please. use "/msg Morrolan stuffhere" (without the "")
#1385 [09:42] <Azzura> something is making minecraft server on my pc right now
#1386 [09:43] <Morrolan> Azzura: In this case you most likely got the wrong file, no worries. ;)
#1387 [09:43] <mib_t5hxq5> some please help me
#1388 [09:43] <sebster3004> http://pastebin.com/TQVALqfW
#1389 [09:44] <sebster3004> Morrolan theres the link to the dxdiag.txt contents
#1390 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_t5hxq5 - Please download this file here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat . Save it to anywhere and execute it by doubleclicking it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste this file on www.pastebin.com and give us the URL please.
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#1392 [09:45] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Could you give sebster3004 a link to his graphics driver? I'm in TV with Azzura atm.
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#1394 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> sec
#1395 [09:47] <GreyVulpine> sebster3004 - Please download and install these drivers: http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-280.26-whql-driver.html
#1396 [09:47] <sebster3004> thanks!
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#1398 [09:47] <Sigong> Anyone?
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#1401 [09:49] <Sigong> Is anyone Here?
#1402 [09:49] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#1403 [09:50] <Sigong> Ok.
#1404 [09:50] <Sigong> I need some bug help.
#1405 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> Could you elaborate?
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#1407 [09:50] <sebster3004> Greyvulpine Thanks man im now downloading. lets hope this fixes it
#1408 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> sebster3004 - We'll see
#1409 [09:51] <Sigong> Whenever I login to minecraft, it loads and then I get a black screen which deosn't go away.
#1410 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> Sigma - Has it ever worked before?
#1411 [09:51] <sebster3004> that happens on my Mac so i just use my PC
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#1413 [09:52] <Sigong> No the first time I tried to play it after I bought it.
#1414 [09:52] <GreyVulpine> Sigong - Then try uninstalling and reinstalling java. Also, update your video drivers
#1415 [09:53] <Sigong> Did the java. Where are the vid drivers.
#1416 [09:53] <Sigong> ?
#1417 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> Depends on what video card you're running, what operating system you're on.
#1418 [09:53] <Sigong> Windows Xp
#1419 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> Please give us a dxdiag, will give us more information about your system.
#1420 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> ??> Sigong win/dxdiag
#1421 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Sigong: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1422 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Sigong: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1424 [09:54] <gamakichi> can someone help me
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#1426 [09:55] <GreyVulpine> With?
#1427 [09:56] <Sigong> It's collecting...
#1428 [09:56] <sebster3004> wewt it worked thanks!
#1429 [09:56] <GreyVulpine> Glad to hear it
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#1432 [10:03] <Sigong> Ok http://pastebin.com/rZSYPrSc
#1433 [10:04] <Sigong> Did you get it?
#1434 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Yes, one moment
#1435 [10:05] <Azzura> Thank u so much Morrolan
#1436 [10:05] <Sigong> Hello?
#1437 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> Sigong - It's a pretty old computer, you can try updating the vdieo drivers from here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
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#1439 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Sigong - Can't really guarantee it'll fix it though.
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#1441 [10:07] <Sigong> Thanks.
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#1443 [10:08] <gamakichi> hey can you help wih technical issues because for some reason my game is stuck loading
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#1445 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> Has it ever worked before?
#1446 [10:10] <gamakichi> yeah for a while it did
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#1448 [10:12] <gamakichi> the screen says updating minecraft with an almost complete green bar and below that is says done loading
#1449 [10:13] <Morrolan> gamakichi: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#1450 [10:13] <gamakichi> mac
#1451 [10:13] <Morrolan> ??> gamakichi mac/reinst
#1452 [10:13] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1453 [10:13] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1454 [10:13] <Morrolan> In this case you could try what VoxelHead said.
#1455 [10:14] <Morrolan> Also delete the 'resources' folder in the .minecraft folder. And if you installed a texturepack and now it doesn't work anymore remove that texturepack from the texutrepacks folder.
#1456 [10:14] <gamakichi> thanks
#1457 [10:14] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Do you think a 32 bit Java on a 64 bit OS could lead to stuff like "could not create the JVM" etc?
#1458 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> It could
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#1460 [10:15] <GreyVulpine> We have had at least a couple cases where people updating to 64 bit java on a 64 bit OS, solving that problem
#1461 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> More than likely though, that -Xms/-Xmx256M thing solves quite a few cases.
#1462 [10:16] <mib_v65guf> i get a grey screen in my minecraft launcher atm, with tiny writing in the top right saying connection timed out and a few others bits of info
#1463 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_v65guf - Allow minecraft/java through your firewall or security software
#1464 [10:17] <mib_v65guf> i did
#1465 [10:17] <mib_v65guf> but it doesnt seem to work
#1466 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> Try temporarily disabling your security software
#1467 [10:17] <mib_v65guf> ok
#1468 [10:18] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Ah, could have been this then. That guy whom I helped via TV earlier had a 32 bit Java on a 64 bit OS. Specifying the xmx and xms parameters did solve it.
#1469 [10:18] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Since he had 6GB RAM though I thought that this was pretty strange.
#1470 [10:18] <Morrolan> Even better, I then changed the xmx and xms to 1GB, at first it worked, when we tried to launch it again it didn't anymore. :S
#1471 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I've seen that quite a few times.
#1472 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> I still have no idea why it happens.
#1473 [10:21] <Morrolan> Hmm, now shall we blame Java or Notch?
#1474 [10:21] <Morrolan> I think #Minecraft would blame Notch.
#1475 [10:21] <Morrolan> So we could blame Java.
#1476 [10:21] * GreyVulpine nods
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#1477 [10:25] <mib_v65guf> when i turned my firewall off it worked
#1478 [10:25] <Sin|AWAY> I missed a blame game? :(
#1479 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_v65guf - Indeed it is
#1480 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> did*
#1481 [10:26] <mib_v65guf> my other problem is that people cant connect to my server with a connection timed out error
#1482 [10:26] <Sinistrahd> mib_v65guf what IP do you tell them?
#1483 [10:26] <GreyVulpine> Would either be a port forwarding, or a firewall issue
#1484 [10:26] <mib_v65guf> my external
#1485 [10:26] <Sinistrahd> what is it?
#1486 [10:27] <mib_v65guf> but it was working fine yesterday
#1487 [10:27] <mib_v65guf> and it suddenly stopped working today
#1488 [10:28] <rymate1234> Lets blame notch and java!
#1489 [10:28] <Sinistrahd> could your ISP have changed your IP on you?
#1490 [10:28] <Sinistrahd> Notch IS Java!
#1491 [10:28] <mib_v65guf> but now i am getting an error now saying it cant verify their usernames
#1492 [10:28] <mib_v65guf> and my ip is not static
#1493 [10:28] <mib_v65guf> i tell them the new one everyday though
#1494 [10:28] <Sinistrahd> oh so you use something like dyndns then?
#1495 [10:28] <Sinistrahd> ah
#1496 [10:29] <mib_v65guf> my whitelist is disabled too though
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#1498 [10:30] <GreyVulpine> What's the exact error you get when they try to connect?
#1499 [10:30] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine I just realized your nick meant GreyFox yesterday, I'm reading The Magicians by Lev Grossman and they used the term Vulpine in context.
#1500 [10:31] <mib_v65guf> disconnecting (username):cannot verify username! Connection timed out
#1501 [10:31] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1501 [10:31] <Sinistrahd> could that have been the firewall too then?
#1502 [10:31] <mib_v65guf> i dont know
#1503 [10:31] <GreyVulpine> Could be possible
#1504 [10:32] <mib_v65guf> i updated my java to 1.7
#1505 [10:32] <mib_v65guf> then got greyscreen
#1506 [10:32] <mib_v65guf> but connection problem was before then
#1507 [10:32] <GreyVulpine> That, would do it
#1508 [10:32] * GreyVulpine points to topic
#1508 [10:32] <mib_v65guf> k
#1509 [10:32] <mib_v65guf> thanks
#1510 [10:33] <Sinistrahd> GreyVulpine you should punch JohnEBH when he comes in
#1511 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> I should?
#1512 [10:33] <mib_v65guf> ill come back if it doesnt work
#1513 [10:33] <Sinistrahd> He was saying that Java 1.7 can work for MC and probably confused some of the helpees
#1514 [10:33] <GreyVulpine> I'll let him know.
#1515 [10:33] <Sinistrahd> I'm sure it can be made to work, but...
#1516 [10:34] <Sinistrahd> (not by these guys)
#1517 [10:34] <GreyVulpine> Mmhmm
#1518 [10:34] <Sinistrahd> Well I just popped online to see if dragoncourt was back up yet
#1519 [10:34] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: Well, there are people who say that it works for them, some even say that it greatly boosted their performance.
#1520 [10:34] <Morrolan> !check smp.shadow-craft.net
#1521 [10:34] <Sinistrahd> and it's not up :(
#1522 [10:34] <mib_v65guf> i cant seem to access your topic
#1523 [10:35] <Morrolan> "Do not use Java 1.7 for Minecraft" is what Grey meant.
#1524 [10:35] <mib_v65guf> ah
#1525 [10:35] * Sin|AWAY flies
#1525 [10:35] <mib_v65guf> how do i downgrade
#1526 [10:37] <Morrolan> Java? You will have to remove Java 1.7 and reinstall Java 1.6
#1527 [10:37] <mib_v65guf> k thanks
#1528 [10:38] <Morrolan> !help
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#1530 [10:38] <NathaNrrr> hello
#1531 [10:38] <NathaNrrr> can some one help me
#1532 [10:39] <NathaNrrr> i click login and then the window closed and nothing happens
#1533 [10:43] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :!paid lukegb
#1534 [10:43] <Morrolan> NathaNrrr: Did it ever work before?
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#1541 [11:02] <Neo> hi
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#1543 [11:02] <Neo> i REALLY need help
#1544 [11:03] <Guest85779> i REALLY need help with minecraft
#1545 [11:03] <chileh> Good afternoon, i have just purchased minecraft today and i got a free gift code, now my friend is trying to redeem this code and its saying it is incorrect or is already in use....Any ideas or suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks.
#1546 [11:03] * guest-0-40018 [guest-0-40018@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1547 [11:03] <guest-0-40018> help
#1548 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> chileh - Make sure he's entering the entire code correctly, dashes and all
#1549 [11:04] <Morrolan> chileh: http://www.minecraft.net/support/ -> pamynet -> giftcode -> my giftcode wasn't accepted
#1550 [11:04] <Guest85779> when i play MC, it moves me and i dont press anything at ALL, plz help
#1551 [11:04] <Guest85779> any suggestion would be fine
#1552 [11:04] <Morrolan> Guest85779: Did you try to press all the movement keys (wasd) once and release them?
#1553 [11:04] <Guest85779> no
#1554 [11:04] <Morrolan> Also, did you try a different keyboard?
#1555 [11:04] <Guest85779> im using a laptop
#1556 [11:04] <Guest85779> and
#1557 [11:05] <Guest85779> when i press chat, it stops
#1558 [11:05] <Guest85779> O.o
#1559 [11:05] <guest-0-40018> i need help on setting up 3Danalyzer for minecraft plz i have spent months trying to figure out and nothing plz plz plz
#1560 [11:05] <Guest85779> weird huh?
#1561 [11:05] <Morrolan> guest-0-40018: Never heard of 3danalyzer
#1562 [11:05] <Guest85779> same with a few friends of mine >.<
#1563 [11:05] <Morrolan> Guest85779: Indeed. Don't you have a keyboard laying around which you could try it with?
#1564 [11:06] <Guest85779> not really
#1565 [11:06] <Morrolan> Guest85779: Oh, wait.
#1566 [11:06] <Guest85779> ?
#1567 [11:06] <Morrolan> ??< commands
#1568 [11:06] <Morrolan> ??< comcas
#1569 [11:06] <Morrolan> ??< comcast
#1570 [11:06] <Morrolan> ??> Guest85779 comcast
#1571 [11:06] <VoxelHead> Guest85779: (comcast) If you installed 'Constant Guard by Comcast' and suddenly the controls in Minecraft are insane or nonfunctional, uninstall it. This is a known issue.
#1572 [11:06] <Guest85779> what are u talkin about
#1573 [11:06] <Guest85779> hell naw
#1574 [11:06] <Morrolan> Could it be this, Guest85779? (What VoxelHead said?)
#1575 [11:07] <Guest85779> no way
#1576 [11:07] <Guest85779> idk what it even IS
#1577 [11:07] <Morrolan> Ok then.
#1578 [11:07] <chileh> Hi, the gift code is entered correctly. The problem still remains.
#1579 [11:07] <Guest85779> wow
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#1581 [11:07] <Morrolan> chileh: As I said: http://www.minecraft.net/support/ -> pamynet -> giftcode -> my giftcode wasn't accepted
#1582 [11:07] <Morrolan> payment*, not pamynet, sorry
#1583 [11:07] <Guest85779> so, any ideas?
#1584 [11:08] <Morrolan> Guest85779: In this case, nope. Tried tapping all the movement keys?
#1585 [11:08] <Morrolan> For me shift gets stuck every now and then, but that's about it.
#1586 [11:08] <Guest85779> what?
#1587 [11:08] <Morrolan> You know, press each of the movement keys and release it.
#1588 [11:08] <Guest85779> at once.................or
#1589 [11:09] <guest-0-40018> has anyone heard of 3DAnalyzer
#1590 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-40018 - Nope
#1591 [11:09] <Morrolan> Guest85779: Just one after the other.
#1592 [11:10] <Morrolan> Guest85779: No idea if this fixes it, but it certainly could work.
#1593 [11:10] <guest-0-40018> has anyone heard of 3DAnalyzer
#1594 [11:10] <guest-0-40018> plz
#1595 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-40018 - Nope
#1596 [11:10] <Guest85779> u JUST asked that -.-
#1597 [11:10] <Guest85779> dont repeat
#1598 [11:10] <guest-0-40018> i know
#1599 [11:10] <guest-0-40018> but nobody answered
#1600 [11:11] <GreyVulpine> We did
#1601 [11:11] <guest-0-40018> yes
#1602 [11:11] <Morrolan> I answered, GreyVulpine even twice, guest-0-40018 ;)
#1603 [11:11] <guest-0-40018> but
#1604 [11:11] <Guest85779> @greyvalpine guest-0-40018 - Nope
#1605 [11:11] <Guest85779> sorry
#1606 [11:11] <Guest85779> :P
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#1608 [11:11] <guest-0-40018> ikr but i thougt someone wolud know the answer if i ansewr twice
#1609 [11:12] <Guest85779> so, am i screwed or what
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#1611 [11:12] <umbridge> help me some one!
#1612 [11:13] <Guest85779> i guess im screwed :(, bye for now
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#1614 [11:13] <umbridge> HELP ME SOME ONE
#1615 [11:13] <umbridge> NOW
#1616 [11:13] <guest-0-40018> TALK!
#1617 [11:13] <umbridge> when i login
#1618 [11:13] <umbridge> the windows just closed
#1619 [11:13] <umbridge> and nothing happend!
#1620 [11:14] <umbridge> do you help me or WhaT?
#1621 [11:15] <DreadLindwyrm> ??>patience
#1622 [11:15] <guest-0-40018> its WIRED?!
#1623 [11:15] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. I just got here. What problems are people having?
#1624 [11:15] <umbridge> I LOGin
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#1626 [11:15] <umbridge> and the windows jsut get cloesd
#1627 [11:16] <umbridge> CLOSED*
#1628 [11:16] <DreadLindwyrm> Do you get any error messages?
#1629 [11:16] <huddler> i got one
#1630 [11:16] <umbridge> NO!
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#1632 [11:16] <huddler> can somebody help `?
#1633 [11:16] <Guest85779> back
#1634 [11:17] <huddler> minecraft says : User Not Premium
#1635 [11:17] <DreadLindwyrm> umbridge - do you get the same problem if you try to play online in your browser
#1636 [11:17] <huddler> but i bought the game
#1637 [11:17] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - how long ago?
#1638 [11:17] <Guest85779> wierd, me?
#1639 [11:17] <Guest85779> or him
#1640 [11:17] <umbridge> if i go online its just gray window
#1641 [11:17] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - and what is your username?
#1642 [11:17] <umbridge> nothing happend
#1643 [11:17] <umbridge> just gray window
#1644 [11:17] <huddler> FRANKSELECTRO
#1645 [11:17] <DreadLindwyrm> umbridge - try updating java, as it sounds like that is the problem
#1646 [11:17] <Guest85779> lawl
#1647 [11:18] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid frankselectro
#1648 [11:18] <umbridge> i update it already!
#1649 [11:18] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid FRANKSELECTRO
#1650 [11:18] <huddler> WHAT ?
#1651 [11:18] <huddler> i did !
#1652 [11:18] <Guest85779> hey, is it possible to change MC name
#1653 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> Guest85779 - No
#1654 [11:18] <DreadLindwyrm> What that means is that their servers are still processing things.
#1655 [11:18] <Guest85779> !paid tonysesek
#1656 [11:18] <Guest85779> ok
#1657 [11:18] <Guest85779> !paid FRANKSELECTRO
#1658 [11:18] <umbridge> hey man
#1659 [11:18] <Guest85779> dang dude
#1660 [11:18] <umbridge> i update java
#1661 [11:19] <umbridge> nothing!
#1662 [11:19] <Guest85779> reboot?
#1663 [11:19] <umbridge> i did
#1664 [11:19] <Guest85779> kk
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#1666 [11:19] <huddler> holy shit.
#1667 [11:19] <Guest85779> hmm?
#1668 [11:19] <mib_avukxl> Hi
#1669 [11:19] <huddler> but i bought
#1670 [11:19] <umbridge> Help ME!
#1671 [11:19] <Guest85779> :/
#1672 [11:19] <huddler> -.-
#1673 [11:19] <Guest85779> apparently, u didnt
#1674 [11:19] <Guest85779> :P
#1675 [11:19] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - how long ago did you buy it?
#1676 [11:20] <mib_avukxl> Can anyone help me with my problem?
#1677 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - Go update your video drivers from your video card manufacturer's website
#1678 [11:20] <umbridge> i want refound -.-
#1679 [11:20] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_avukxl: what is the issue?
#1680 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - Refund policy can be found at http://www.minecraft.net/support -- account -> refund
#1681 [11:20] <huddler> some months ago
#1682 [11:20] <mib_avukxl> Whenever I try to run minecraft (singleplayer)
#1683 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> Or rather, payment -> refund
#1684 [11:20] <mib_avukxl> I get an error after it simulated the world
#1685 [11:20] <huddler> after i played it a while i was inactive
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#1687 [11:21] <mib_avukxl> It is called exception access violation
#1688 [11:21] <mib_avukxl> How do I fix this?
#1689 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Please copy the contents of that error report to pastebin.com and give us the URL
#1690 [11:21] <umbridge> i dont want refound i want the game to worke damit
#1691 [11:21] <DreadLindwyrm> huddler - you'll need to contact mojang through their support page http://minecraft.net/support
#1692 [11:21] <mib_avukxl> Will do
#1693 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - Try updating your video drivers
#1694 [11:21] <umbridge> cant
#1695 [11:21] <huddler> i'll try it. I guess they don't believe -.-
#1696 [11:21] <umbridge> my compter wont worke if ill do it
#1697 [11:21] <GreyVulpine> Then that's probably why minecraft won't work
#1698 [11:22] <umbridge> but the game worked few weeks ago
#1699 [11:22] <umbridge> with out my drivvers be updated
#1700 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Why didn't you say that before?
#1701 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> ??> umbridge win/reinst
#1702 [11:22] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1703 [11:22] <VoxelHead> umbridge: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1704 [11:23] <Guest85779> so
#1705 [11:23] <mib_avukxl> Pasted the error http://pastebin.com/d5W2xvMb
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#1707 [11:24] <umbridge> still dosent worke
#1708 [11:24] <Guest85779> when i dont press anything on my keyboard, it moves my anyway. help?
#1709 [11:24] <Guest85779> *me
#1710 [11:24] <mib_avukxl> Please help http://pastebin.com/d5W2xvMb
#1711 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Try updating your video drivers from:
#1712 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_avukxl gpu/intel
#1713 [11:24] <VoxelHead> mib_avukxl: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#1714 [11:24] <umbridge> the game still crash ...
#1715 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> umbridge - Did you delete everything but saves in the .minecraft folder?
#1716 [11:25] <umbridge> ya
#1717 [11:25] <Guest85779> so, any ideas on my problem :/
#1718 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> You're sure?
#1719 [11:25] <umbridge> 100%
#1720 [11:25] <huddler> where i can post a message to the support ?
#1721 [11:25] <huddler> the choices aren't really helpfull
#1722 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> huddler - http://www.minecraft.net/support -- use account -> premium
#1723 [11:26] <mib_avukxl> So I should just update video drivers and it's fixed?
#1724 [11:26] <kmannn> alright so i bought minecraft and when i downloaded it it worked - for the first five minutes. then crashed and it said my java se binary stopped working. it has been doing this ever since i downloaded it - a long time ago, and i cant even play it in my browser because the screen just goes black then white and my browser crashes, whad do?
#1725 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - It's a step in the right direction
#1726 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java
#1727 [11:26] <umbridge> almost same problem like me kmann
#1728 [11:27] <Guest85779> download it :P
#1729 [11:27] <DreadLindwyrm> Guest85779: Sounds strange - possibly a stuck key?
#1730 [11:27] <kmannn> hey grey, how do i do that?
#1731 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Depends on what operating system you're on
#1732 [11:28] <mib_avukxl> GreyVulpine, at the site it doesn't show windows 7 at intel embedded graphics drivers, what should I do?
#1733 [11:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Try the intel driver update utility
#1734 [11:28] <mib_avukxl> kk
#1735 [11:28] <umbridge> minecraft still dosent WORKE
#1736 [11:29] <chileh> ok, code finally worked, for some reason when i changed from using google chrome to ie9 it worked first time....thanks anyway guys!!!! have a nice day.
#1737 [11:29] <mib_avukxl> GreyVulpine, I'm wondering, what Java version do you run Minecraft with?
#1738 [11:30] <mib_avukxl> GreyVulpine, For I've heard downgrading Java might fix it too. I'm downloading drivers as I speak.
#1739 [11:30] <kmannn> alright, so the things i have are Java(TM)6 Update 26 and Java(TM) SE Runtime Enviornment 6 Update 1, which do i uninstall and reinstall?
#1740 [11:31] <huddler> shit i got my answer
#1741 [11:31] <huddler> xD
#1742 [11:31] <huddler> my user name was ElectricFranks
#1743 [11:31] <huddler> not FRANKSELECTRO
#1744 [11:31] <huddler> ^^
#1745 [11:31] <huddler> !paid ElectricFranks
#1746 [11:31] <DreadLindwyrm> does it work now?
#1747 [11:31] <huddler> yes !
#1748 [11:32] <huddler> thank you !
#1749 [11:32] <umbridge> now hlep me
#1750 [11:32] <umbridge> help*
#1751 [11:32] <kmannn> GreyVulpine alright, so the things i have are Java(TM)6 Update 26 and Java(TM) SE Runtime Enviornment 6 Update 1, which do i uninstall and reinstall?
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#1753 [11:33] <mib_avukxl> kmannn I got the same and Minecraft doesn't work for me either. The errors might be the current java version?
#1754 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Both
#1755 [11:34] <mib_avukxl> GreayVulpine, could you please respond to my pm?
#1756 [11:34] <kmannn> alright thanks and mib i cant pelay it in the browser either
#1757 [11:34] <mib_avukxl> Same.
#1758 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - I use java 1.6_26
#1759 [11:34] <mib_avukxl> Well I didn't buy minecraft anyways
#1760 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> You didn't?
#1761 [11:35] <mib_avukxl> No, I just want to play offline
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#1763 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft beta isn't free.
#1764 [11:35] <mib_avukxl> When I fix that and enjoy it, I'll buy the game.
#1765 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> If you pirated minecraft, don't bother asking for help here.
#1766 [11:35] <mib_avukxl> I didn't pirate minecraft
#1767 [11:35] <mib_avukxl> I got it from the site
#1768 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh.
#1769 [11:36] <kmannn> ^
#1770 [11:36] <mib_avukxl> Offline should work without buying, doesn't it?
#1771 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> Nope
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#1773 [11:36] <uroz> Hi
#1774 [11:36] <mib_avukxl> Really? Wait I'll check what the program says when I click play offline.
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#1776 [11:37] <mib_avukxl> Because I can make my own world and all in singleplayer
#1777 [11:37] <mib_avukxl> But when simulating
#1778 [11:37] <mib_avukxl> It disappears and i receive the error
#1779 [11:37] <gamakichi> how do u switch between world files
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#1781 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> I can bet you, that without a premium account, if you delete the files from .minecraft, you won't be able to redownload them using the launcher
#1782 [11:38] <mib_avukxl> "user not premium" Options < Try Again, < play offline
#1783 [11:38] <Morrolan> gamakichi: When you press "singleplayer" you can choose.
#1784 [11:38] <gamakichi> on mutiplayer
#1785 [11:38] <Morrolan> gamakichi: Ah, you will have to use bukkit www.bukkit.org and a plugin like multiverse for this.
#1786 [11:38] <gamakichi> on muti
#1787 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - The only way you could have gotten the files, is if you downloaded them illegally, or you got them from a friend
#1788 [11:38] <gamakichi> danh
#1789 [11:38] <gamakichi> dangh
#1790 [11:38] <mib_avukxl> You just check Force update to do that right?
#1791 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - The minecraft launcher doesn't download files without a premium account
#1792 [11:39] <mib_avukxl> I didn't download them illegally, I just got minecraft from the site.
#1793 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> Hence, the User not premium message
#1794 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> You didn't
#1795 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> I can bet you money on that
#1796 [11:39] <Morrolan> gamakichi: Instructions on how to install craftbukkit can be found here: http://wiki.bukkit.org/Setting_up_a_server
#1797 [11:39] <mib_avukxl> GreyVulpine, I got 2 options when it says user not premium
#1798 [11:39] <mib_avukxl> 1, play offline
#1799 [11:39] <mib_i23v66> where can i get refound?
#1800 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - As a test, you're on windows, yes?
#1801 [11:39] <mib_avukxl> 2, try again
#1802 [11:40] <mib_avukxl> Yep
#1803 [11:40] <mib_avukxl> Windows 7 x86
#1804 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in %appdata%
#1805 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Look for the .minecraft folder. Do you see it?
#1806 [11:40] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Generally Mojang does not give out refunds.
#1807 [11:40] <mib_avukxl> yes
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#1809 [11:40] <mib_avukxl> i saw it
#1810 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Without minecraft running, try moving the .minecraft folder out of appdata. Then run it again
#1811 [11:40] <mib_i23v66> so make my game worke
#1812 [11:40] <mib_avukxl> greyvulpine, im in the folder
#1813 [11:41] <mib_avukxl> greyvulpine, so i just drag it anywhere?
#1814 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - I'll bet you money that minecraft doesn't download the files again, when you try to log in
#1815 [11:41] <mib_avukxl> easy
#1816 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#1817 [11:41] <mib_i23v66> WHY THE GAME DOSENT WORKE
#1818 [11:41] <mib_avukxl> done
#1819 [11:41] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: You tell me.
#1820 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Launch minecraft, and log in
#1821 [11:41] <mib_avukxl> I'll now try running minecraft...
#1822 [11:41] <mib_i23v66> you tell me
#1823 [11:42] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: How am I supposed to tell you why it doesn't work if you don't tell me about your issue? ;)
#1824 [11:42] <mib_avukxl> .. Idk if it redownloaded the files
#1825 [11:42] <kmannn> question: how do i tell if i have java 1.7 or not?
#1826 [11:42] <mib_avukxl> but play offline is unclickable now
#1827 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Do you see the Play offline button?
#1828 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Exactly
#1829 [11:42] <Morrolan> kmannn: Do you know how to open a command prompt/terminal ?
#1830 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> There's no minecraft files for minecraft to launch from. because it didn't download it
#1831 [11:42] <kmannn> ...no
#1832 [11:42] <uroz> anyone got a second to help? java.nio.BufferOverflowException ? I have the latest java, what else can be wrong?
#1833 [11:43] <mib_i23v66> i login and my window just closed
#1834 [11:43] <mib_avukxl> Still, play offline should work
#1835 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> uroz - You probably downloaded an HD texture pack
#1836 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - It doesn't
#1837 [11:43] <mib_avukxl> I saw a friend of mine playing offline
#1838 [11:43] <Morrolan> kmannn: Are you on Windows?
#1839 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - They pirated minecraft
#1840 [11:43] <uroz> true, should i delete it?
#1841 [11:43] <kmannn> i am
#1842 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Move your .minecraft folder back in %appdata%
#1843 [11:43] <mib_avukxl> alright... so basically, if i buy the game, it should work fine?
#1844 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Yes
#1845 [11:43] <DreadLindwyrm> It should.
#1846 [11:43] <mib_i23v66> I LOGIN MY ACCOUND AND THEN MINECRAFT CLOSED
#1847 [11:43] <Morrolan> kmannn: Ok. Open the start menu and type 'cmd' (without any '') inside the search bar. Hit ener.
#1848 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> Until then, don't demand help for pirating minecraft.
#1849 [11:43] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Windows? Did it ever work before?
#1850 [11:44] <mib_i23v66> Yes win7
#1851 [11:44] <mib_avukxl> kk, ill do some research on my problem, and then, buy the game
#1852 [11:44] <mib_avukxl> if its true what you say
#1853 [11:44] <mib_avukxl> for i think play offline, doesnt require an account
#1854 [11:44] <kmannn> ok
#1855 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> It does
#1856 [11:44] <mib_avukxl> I can just run minecraftsp without logging in
#1857 [11:44] <kmannn> i opened cmd.exe
#1858 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> "minecraftsp" is a pirated client
#1859 [11:44] <Morrolan> kmannn: Ok, now type in 'java -version'
#1860 [11:44] <kmannn> without the ''
#1861 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> wait
#1862 [11:45] <Morrolan> kmannn: Exactly.
#1863 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> Is it?
#1864 [11:45] <Morrolan> kmannn: Then it will show you what java you've got.
#1865 [11:45] <mib_i23v66> I LOGIN MY ACCOUND AND THEN MINECRAFT CLOSED
#1866 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Yes it is
#1867 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> I got it from the minecraft site
#1868 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> wait
#1869 [11:45] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Did it work before?
#1870 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - You didn't. Minecraft.exe is the file from minecraft.net
#1871 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> I'll test myself now
#1872 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Minecraftsp is a pirated client
#1873 [11:45] <mib_i23v66> yes IT DID
#1874 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> By deleting minecraft.exe and minecraftsp
#1875 [11:45] <kmannn> 1.6._026
#1876 [11:45] <Morrolan> ??> mib_i23v66 win/reinst/bat
#1877 [11:45] <mib_avukxl> And download minecraft.exe from minecraft.net
#1878 [11:45] <VoxelHead> mib_i23v66: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1879 [11:45] <VoxelHead> mib_i23v66: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1880 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Go for it
#1881 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - Don't forget the .minecraft folder
#1882 [11:45] <Morrolan> FOLLOW VOXELHEAD'S INSTRUCTIONS, MIB_I23V66!
#1883 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> (move it somewhere safe)
#1884 [11:46] <Morrolan> NOW!
#1885 [11:46] <kmannn> huh?
#1886 [11:46] <mib_avukxl> i wont
#1887 [11:46] <uroz> thanks for the help, works now
#1888 [11:46] <mib_avukxl> ... you're right, it's pirated
#1889 [11:46] <Morrolan> kmannn: Hmm, I think that's the newest one.
#1890 [11:46] <mib_avukxl> Thank you, big brother! -.-
#1891 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_avukxl - *tips hat*
#1892 [11:47] <mib_avukxl> As soon as i ran minecraftsp, i noticed (by anjocaido) at top.
#1893 [11:47] <mib_avukxl> -.-
#1894 [11:47] <mib_avukxl> Gonna kill my brother...
#1895 [11:47] <Morrolan> ;)
#1896 [11:47] <kmannn> ok, and i just uninstalled java and reinstalled it, but i uninstalled java se runtime 6 and i dont know which one i need to reinstall
#1897 [11:47] <Morrolan> Don't judge too hard on him, start by stabbing him with a fork. :D
#1898 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> Sporks are better
#1899 [11:47] <mib_avukxl> what's a spork( english foreing language, sorry )
#1900 [11:47] <mib_i23v66> DOSENT WORKE
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#1902 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> spork - Combination spoon/fork
#1903 [11:48] <DreadLindwyrm> a cross between a spoon and a fork
#1904 [11:48] <Morrolan> Ouch, surely that hurts a lot, GreyVulpine.
#1905 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/
#1906 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> This is a spork
#1907 [11:48] <mib_i23v66> morraholan it dosent WORKE
#1908 [11:48] <mib_avukxl> I can also slap him with those big, wooden forks
#1909 [11:48] <DreadLindwyrm> I say just "Cut his heart out with a spoon!"
#1910 [11:48] <Morrolan> kmannn: Just download the "Java runtime environment"
#1911 [11:48] <mib_avukxl> *spoons
#1912 [11:48] <Morrolan> kmannn: Or just get the installer from here: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1913 [11:48] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Do this here: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#1914 [11:49] <Morrolan> Also, work on your attitude please, mib_i23v66.
#1915 [11:49] <mib_i23v66> you dont answer when i dont use CAPS
#1916 [11:49] <lilybet> hey i need help, i bought premium but when i download minecraft it says i can't connect to minecraft
#1917 [11:49] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: YOu might have noticed that you'er not the only one in here, aye?
#1918 [11:49] <Morrolan> you're*
#1919 [11:49] <kmannn> alright i think i got it
#1920 [11:49] <Morrolan> lilybet: System time and date correct?
#1921 [11:49] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: "One utensil for both forking and spooning" <- haha :D
#1922 [11:50] <GreyVulpine> :P
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#1924 [11:50] <lilybet> yessssssssssssssssssssssss
#1925 [11:50] <kmannn> wait i already have java version 6 update 26
#1926 [11:50] <Guusjo11> hi again
#1927 [11:50] <Morrolan> lilybet: Does your username contain a '!' ?
#1928 [11:50] <kmannn> do i need java se or whatever?
#1929 [11:50] <Guusjo11> There is one thing I don't get...
#1930 [11:50] <Morrolan> kmannn: Uh, nah, just redownload the same Java.
#1931 [11:50] <Guusjo11> If it says user not premium... why does it still show the option to play offline?
#1932 [11:50] <kmannn> i had both
#1933 [11:51] <Morrolan> kmannn: Well, I guess someone told you to reinstall java or something?
#1934 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Because the files were downloaded onto the computer, Guusjo11. Either from an account that was premium, or through pirated means
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#1936 [11:51] <lilybet> why is no one helping me??
#1937 [11:51] <kmannn> yeah, GreyVulpine did
#1938 [11:51] <Guusjo11> ah
#1939 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> <@Morrolan> lilybet: Does your username contain a '!' ?
#1940 [11:51] <Morrolan> lilybet: Why aren't you reading what I wrote?
#1941 [11:51] <Guusjo11> thanks
#1942 [11:51] <Morrolan> kmannn: In this case just download the Java runtime again I guess.
#1943 [11:52] <lilybet> no it dosent contain a !
#1944 [11:52] <mib_i23v66> Now i have Erro!
#1945 [11:52] <kmannn> can you give me like a link, because i am really confused right now..
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#1947 [11:52] <mib_i23v66> @Morrolan this is the error i got http://pastebin.com/hGXJPM8g
#1948 [11:53] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Hmm, you could try to update your video drivers. Do you know how to do so?
#1949 [11:53] <mib_i23v66> no i cant do that
#1950 [11:53] <Morrolan> lilybet didn't need any further help it seems.
#1951 [11:53] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Why can't you do that?
#1952 [11:53] <Morrolan> Or don't you know how to? In this case I can show you.
#1953 [11:54] <mib_i23v66> no
#1954 [11:54] <mib_i23v66> its make me com worke not good
#1955 [11:54] <mib_uvds01> I want to request some help regarding payment issue, i have payed for the game and money was drawn from my bank account , but the game i still not platinum
#1956 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_uvds01 - When did you pay?
#1957 [11:54] <mib_uvds01> 20110812
#1958 [11:54] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Uhm, in this case chances are slim that you'll get Minecraft working. For your error seems to be graphics-driver related.
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#1960 [11:54] <mib_i23v66> ok show me how to update it
#1961 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_uvds01 - Could you check your profile page at minecraft.net, make sure there's not a gift coded listed at the bottom?
#1962 [11:55] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Ok. Download this file here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat and save it anywhere you want.
#1963 [11:55] <mib_i23v66> done
#1964 [11:55] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Then doubleclick it. After a while it will then show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#1965 [11:57] <mib_i23v66> http://pastebin.com/hKFuaYFV
#1966 [11:57] <kmannn> its not letting me download java?
#1967 [11:57] <Graversimen> dont trust it!!
#1968 [11:57] <Graversimen> its a virus
#1969 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#1970 [11:57] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:753>)
#1971 [11:57] <Morrolan> <3 Grey
#1972 [11:57] <mib_i23v66> sure
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#1974 [11:57] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: I'll give you a download link in a bit
#1975 [11:57] <Graversimen> what
#1976 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> Don't do that here Graversimen. It's not.
#1977 [11:58] <Graversimen> people said that the thing i sent was virus
#1978 [11:58] <kmannn> but i already have it?
#1979 [11:58] <Graversimen> and it isnt
#1980 [11:58] <mib_uvds01> i have cheked bouth my account , and my girlfriends (that still is the regular one) and no codes found
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#1983 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - The reason we're suggesting to reinstall java, is that your java might have been corrupted. By uninstalling java, and reinstalling the same java, we can ensure a clean install of java
#1984 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - It's not an upgrade, hence the version numbers are the same, but a complete reinstall of the same java
#1985 [11:59] <socki> what is the minimum requirement for a video card to play this game?
#1986 [11:59] <kmannn> but i have it again and minecraft says that i dont have java
#1987 [11:59] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Download the file titled "Display Driver" from here, install it and try Minecraft again: http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-32.aspx#2
#1988 [11:59] <kmannn> like the right plugin
#1989 [11:59] <Dascombe> Think i'm in the same boat, Kmannn
#1990 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Did you download java from java.com?
#1991 [11:59] <kmannn> yeah
#1992 [11:59] <Morrolan> socki: I've seen people running it with 128 MB of dedicated memory, but to be save go for 256 MB atleast.
#1993 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Did it tell you to close your browser when you installed java again?
#1994 [12:00] <socki> ty
#1995 [12:00] <kmannn> no
#1996 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Could you try that?
#1997 [12:00] <kmannn> yeah, so uninstall and reinstall again?
#1998 [12:00] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: So, neither your account is premium nor did you get the giftcode?
#1999 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Try closing your browser, and relaunch it. If that doesn't work, close your browser, uninstall java, reinstall java, then launch your browser and try again
#2000 [12:01] <mib_uvds01> My accout is premium , but i payed also for my girlfriend but its still regular
#2001 [12:01] <kmannn> relaunching what exactly?
#2002 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> The reason java should have close your browser as well, is that java is usually loaded when a browser is run.
#2003 [12:01] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: Ah. And you bought it two days ago, right?
#2004 [12:01] <Dascombe> GreyVulpine a daft question but how do I go about uninstalling Java? as I cannot find any uninstall options in it
#2005 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> kmannn - Your browser
#2006 [12:01] <kmannn> ok
#2007 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe - What operating system
#2008 [12:01] <Dascombe> Vista
#2009 [12:01] <mib_uvds01> I payed for her account 2 days ago yes
#2010 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe - Control panel -> remove a program
#2011 [12:02] <mib_uvds01> my acout is old , but she have seen me play and wanted to play now
#2012 [12:02] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: If you want you could wait another day, and then you could use www.minecraft.net/support -> Account -> Premium -> I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular
#2013 [12:02] <Morrolan> You could use that form to contact Mojang. (Wait another day or use it now, it's up to you)
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#2015 [12:02] <ImChiaWei93> Is there any admins around?
#2016 [12:02] <mib_uvds01> i have already done the account -> premium thing
#2017 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> ImChiaWei93 - For?
#2018 [12:03] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: And you filled out the form etc etc?
#2019 [12:03] <ImChiaWei93> My friend was suppose to buy minecraft for himself but he bought it wrongly and bought a giftcode (he was gonna buy one for the promotion
#2020 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> ImChiaWei93 - He can redeem the giftcode on his own account by using http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp
#2021 [12:03] <ImChiaWei93> he gave to his friend already :(
#2022 [12:03] <mib_i23v66> tnx morrolan
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#2024 [12:04] <ImChiaWei93> we were planning to buy one with the promotion to get another one but he bought it wrongly
#2025 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> ImChiaWei93 - Ah, sorry, there's nothing we can do here then
#2026 [12:04] <kmannn> GreyVulpine still not working
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#2028 [12:04] <Morrolan> mib_i23v66: Sure.
#2029 [12:04] <ImChiaWei93> any way to contact them?
#2030 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> ImChiaWei93 - You can try contacting mojang through http://www.minecraft.net/support ?
#2031 [12:04] <mib_i23v66> for some reson the driver workes fine
#2032 [12:04] <mib_uvds01> " Your request (#114430) " thats the info from the email i got from the petition along with some other things
#2033 [12:04] <mib_i23v66> not like last time that it make alot of problems
#2034 [12:04] <ImChiaWei93> been there, done that
#2035 [12:05] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: In this case you will have to wait for a response from Mojang, for we are not affiliated with Mojang and can't help with payment issues.
#2036 [12:05] <ImChiaWei93> do you have their email?
#2037 [12:05] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: I guess that email you got was just a confirmation that your ticket was received.
#2038 [12:05] <Exorcist_X> Hello everyone
#2039 [12:06] <mib_uvds01> Yes along with the information in my petition
#2040 [12:06] <Morrolan> ImChiaWei93: Chances that you'll get a response through the support page is much higher than if you were to write an e-mail I think.
#2041 [12:06] <ImChiaWei93> hmm..
#2042 [12:06] <Morrolan> mib_uvds01: Yep. Just wait for them to respond then, since today none is working it should be in the next few days.
#2043 [12:06] <Exorcist_X> I'm having a problem with Minecraft: Fatal error occured (4): failed to download lwjgl.jar - always stops @ 24%, any solutions?
#2044 [12:06] <Morrolan> Exorcist_X: heyhey
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#2046 [12:06] <Morrolan> Exorcist_X: Hmm, let's try to reinstall it first. Are you on Windows, mac or Linux?
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#2048 [12:07] <Exorcist_X> Windows
#2049 [12:07] <MikeKiller134> Hello
#2050 [12:07] <Morrolan> ??> Exorcist_X win/reinst/bat
#2051 [12:07] <VoxelHead> Exorcist_X: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2052 [12:07] <VoxelHead> Exorcist_X: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2053 [12:07] <MikeKiller134> Exorcist_X?
#2054 [12:07] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions please, Exorcist_X.
#2055 [12:07] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: 'lo
#2056 [12:07] <MikeKiller134> Morrolan?
#2057 [12:07] <mib_uvds01> ok ill wait a few more days , thanks i think =P
#2058 [12:07] <Morrolan> I think they're usually pret..
#2059 [12:07] <MikeKiller134> Morro?
#2060 [12:08] <Morrolan> yes, MikeKiller134?
#2061 [12:08] <MikeKiller134> Can you help me?
#2062 [12:08] <Morrolan> If you were to tell me your issue I might be able to help you, yes.
#2063 [12:08] <MikeKiller134> My friends server has a bug
#2064 [12:08] <MikeKiller134> When he places water
#2065 [12:08] <Exorcist_X> ok completed with uninstall. now what?
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#2067 [12:08] <MikeKiller134> It comes out in weird ways
#2068 [12:08] <Nico021> Hello :)
#2069 [12:09] <Morrolan> Exorcist_X: Now try to relaunch Minecraft again.
#2070 [12:09] <MikeKiller134> And doesn't fill up the whole place he wants filled up
#2071 [12:09] <Exorcist_X> ok
#2072 [12:09] <MikeKiller134> And if we re-log the water is in the place we want it
#2073 [12:09] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: Well, generally water will flow towards the nearest elevation.
#2074 [12:09] <MikeKiller134> I know I know
#2075 [12:09] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: Uh, wait, that's strange. is he using any mods?
#2076 [12:09] <MikeKiller134> But this is a bug
#2077 [12:09] <Morrolan> Is it the vanilla server or bukkit?
#2078 [12:09] <MikeKiller134> Bukkit I think
#2079 [12:10] <Nico021> Got a strange problem again. I had connection issues with my own server and I was told to put ONLINE MODE on FALSE. that fixed everything, but an hour ago my brother couldn't connect anymore. I can still go to my server. I installed a mod on my pc, can that interfere with his connection?
#2080 [12:10] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: In this case I think it is a plugin messing that up. You could try to ask in #bukkit
#2081 [12:10] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: It'd also be easier if your friend would ask there, since he could tell them what plugins he's using etc.
#2082 [12:10] <MikeKiller134> Morro it's not a Plugin he tried that he deleted all his plugins
#2083 [12:11] <Morrolan> Nico021: Did you install a mod on the server or on your client?
#2084 [12:11] <Exorcist_X> it stops @ 24% file:lwjgl.jar and trying to download and stops again @ 24% then says Failed to Download.
#2085 [12:11] <MikeKiller134> He said he might shut the server down if he dont get it fixed
#2086 [12:11] <Nico021> I installed it on my client, but I can use it on my server
#2087 [12:11] <Morrolan> MikeKiller134: I never heard of that issue, sorry. Try askin in #bukkit
#2088 [12:11] <MikeKiller134> Ok
#2089 [12:11] <MikeKiller134> Ty
#2090 [12:12] <Morrolan> Nico021: Hmm, if it's a clientmod then it shouldn't affect it. Your friend is using your external IP to connect, and you did portforward,r ight?
#2091 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Exorcist_X - Try looking at your antivirus/security software.
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#2093 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Exorcist_X - Some have been known to flag lwjgl as a false positive
#2094 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> ??> Exorcist_X virus
#2095 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Exorcist_X: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#2096 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Exorcist_X: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#2097 [12:12] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Oh, that's interesting.
#2098 [12:12] <Nico021> Euhm... Portforward? I use 127.0.0.1 thingie, he used the ip I found on config IP. If htat is what you ask :)
#2099 [12:12] <Exorcist_X> I use avira
#2100 [12:12] <Morrolan> Nico021: Wait, which config IP do you mean?
#2101 [12:12] <Nico021> I tried deleting the mod, but it doesn't help
#2102 [12:13] <Morrolan> Nico021: Also, what is the error message he gets?
#2103 [12:13] <Nico021> I was told to find the ip on commandprompt and search config ip
#2104 [12:13] <Nico021> That worked
#2105 [12:13] <Nico021> Untill now
#2106 [12:14] <Morrolan> Nico021: Ah, is your friend on the same network then?
#2107 [12:14] <Nico021> yes, it's my brother
#2108 [12:14] <Nico021> same house
#2109 [12:14] <Morrolan> Nico021: Ah, ok.
#2110 [12:14] <Morrolan> Nico021: Could it be that some security software is blocking it?
#2111 [12:15] <Nico021> But it worked all day yesterday and today
#2112 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> Recheck the IP?
#2113 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> You doing DHCP and not static?
#2114 [12:15] <Nico021> euhm... what?
#2115 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> Do ipconfig in cmd again
#2116 [12:15] <Exorcist_X> wierd thing is my anti-virus not showing up a virus in that file, even deactived it still having problem downloading =\
#2117 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> Recheck the ipv4 address
#2118 [12:15] <Nico021> K
#2119 [12:15] <Morrolan> Exorcist_X: You could try to download the lwjgl files yourself: http://pastebin.com/q7Vg2Jk0
#2120 [12:16] <Nico021> it's still the same IPv4 address
#2121 [12:16] <Exorcist_X> tyvm Morrolan, this might work :)
#2122 [12:17] <Morrolan> Exorcist_X: I hope it does. :)
#2123 [12:17] <Morrolan> Now, I'll take a break, cya later.
#2124 [12:17] * GreyVulpine waves
#2124 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - And he's using that ip address, yes?
#2125 [12:18] <Nico021> yes he is
#2126 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - What error do you get when he tries to connect?
#2127 [12:18] <Dascombe1> Hey guys, i've just re-installed Java and when I try to log onto a multiplayer server (that I know others are accessing fine) I get the following 'Connection lost' error: "Internal exception: java.io.IOException: Bad packet id 230" Anyone know how I solve this?
#2128 [12:18] <Nico021> Have to check again, brb in 5 min
#2129 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe1 - Possibly some sort of security software?
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#2131 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe1 - Can you check to see if you can connect to any other servers without issue?
#2132 [12:19] <Shadow386> GreyVulpine, my server was down last night :P
#2133 [12:20] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#2134 [12:20] <Nico021> Greyvulpine, it says: timed out
#2135 [12:21] <Dascombe1> GreyVulpine, my other server is (I assume) currently down as I get my normal time-out connection however the other maintains the previously mentioned error report
#2136 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - Is that the same message that he gets when he tries to connect?
#2137 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe1 - Try connecting to smp.shadow-craft.net
#2138 [12:22] <Nico021> when he tried to connect to my server, it says Timed out: connect
#2139 [12:22] <Nico021> connection timed out: connect
#2140 [12:22] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - Could he try connecting to the server I jst gave Dascombe1?
#2141 [12:22] <Dascombe1> GreyVulpine, connection works fine for that one
#2142 [12:22] <Nico021> oke, going to check:p brb
#2143 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe1 - Then it most likely is some sort of issue with your server. One possible cause is a corrupt player.dat.
#2144 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> Dascombe1 - If nobody else has issues but you, try having the server's admin move/delete your playername.dat from /world/players/
#2145 [12:23] <Dascombe1> awsome, will do!
#2146 [12:24] <Nico021> Greyvulpine, that works
#2147 [12:25] <Shadow386> grey, you should totally check out my spawn town if you ever get the chance :P
#2148 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - Then it has to do something on your end. You're sure there's no security software or firewall that you have recently installed/configured?
#2149 [12:25] <Nico021> no :(
#2150 [12:25] <Nico021> Only the mod
#2151 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - Could you look into adding an exception for minecraft/java if possible
#2152 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> Nico021 - If it's just a single player mod, it shouldn't affect your server
#2153 [12:26] <GreyVulpine> Shadow386 - Haven't had the chance to even move a meter outside spawn
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#2157 [12:32] <Nico021> 'll try that if he returns, don't have admin controls on his pc
#2158 [12:32] <Nico021> thanks
#2159 [12:33] <Exorcist_X> Hey, Still having problems: Updated LWJGL manually, lwjgl.jar fails @ 24% "Fatal Error Occured (4): null.
#2160 [12:34] <GreyVulpine> Exorcist_X - Try going into your .minecraft directory, deleting everything but "saves" and trying minecraft again.
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#2162 [12:34] <Kimax> Exorcist_X start up minecraft... before loging in, click options and force update... then login
#2163 [12:34] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, I'm tempted to say it's some sort of security software blocking java from downloading that file
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#2165 [12:35] <Exorcist_X> in my .minecraft folder only have Bin/Natives
#2166 [12:35] <Exorcist_X> Kimax, I'll try that real quick.
#2167 [12:35] <xarcus> when ever i try to login i just get a white screen do u know whats wrong
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#2169 [12:36] <Exorcist_X> Force update no go, just gets to 24% and trys again, and fails.
#2170 [12:37] <mib_6y6v5c> ok so i have a issue with making a server and getting people to join they always time out
#2171 [12:37] <Graversimen> portforward
#2172 [12:38] <Kimax> Exorcist_X try delete everything in .minecraft and try again
#2173 [12:38] <mib_6y6v5c> im using port map
#2174 [12:38] <Graversimen> wtf
#2175 [12:38] <mib_6y6v5c> im on a mac
#2176 [12:39] <Graversimen> well. should still need port forward
#2177 [12:39] <Graversimen> if you have router
#2178 [12:39] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c is the server running on the mac?
#2179 [12:39] <mib_6y6v5c> yes i can loggin in to the server but no one else can
#2180 [12:40] <Graversimen> do you have a router
#2181 [12:40] <Graversimen> if so, did you portforward
#2182 [12:40] <Kimax> then you need to portforward your router to your mac
#2183 [12:40] <Graversimen> yeah
#2184 [12:40] <Kimax> default port is 25565
#2185 [12:40] <Graversimen> just like i said :P
#2186 [12:40] <mib_6y6v5c> and i have a router but its in japanese and i made a port for 25565tcp and udp
#2187 [12:40] <Graversimen> try just tcp then :P
#2188 [12:41] <Kimax> Graversimen dosnt matter
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#2190 [12:41] <squiggy> helllo
#2191 [12:41] <Exorcist_X> Kimax, deleted everything in .minecraft and still failing to download :(
#2192 [12:41] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c whats the ip?
#2193 [12:41] <squiggy> when i tried to play minecraft, the outdated version, on my mac, it only gives me a black screen
#2194 [12:41] <Exorcist_X> even turned off my firewall(zone alarm) and anti-virus and still failing @ 24%.
#2195 [12:41] <GreyVulpine> Exorcist_X - Have you tried disabling your security software altogether?
#2196 [12:41] <mib_6y6v5c> 198.168.11.2
#2197 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> Wait.. zonealarm?
#2198 [12:42] <Kimax> Exorcist_X try deactivate your firewall and other kinds of antivirus, and try again
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#2200 [12:42] <Graversimen> <mib_6y6v5c> is the other people trying to go to that ip?
#2201 [12:42] <Exorcist_X> did :)
#2202 [12:42] <Exorcist_X> no go :\
#2203 [12:42] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c your using your local ip...
#2204 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp fubar/zonealarm
#2205 [12:42] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (fubar/zonealarm) Don't use ZoneAlarm. It's bloated, resource-heavy software that does more harm than good, and in fact is known to cause problems with Minecraft specifically, such as connecting to servers and falling endlessly through the void, or even crashing servers entirely.
#2206 [12:42] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (fubar/zonealarm) Official report thread about ZA-induce server crashes is here: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_crashes_in_multiplayer_socketexception_if_firewa
#2207 [12:42] <mib_6y6v5c> yes
#2208 [12:42] <Graversimen> ............
#2209 [12:42] <mib_6y6v5c> and yes
#2210 [12:42] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c your friends gotta connect to your external ip
#2211 [12:43] <Morrolan> Kimax: Only if he's from outside his network though.
#2212 [12:43] <Graversimen> could you go to http://cmyip.com and tell them to use that ip
#2213 [12:43] <mib_6y6v5c> will my router is 198.168.11.1
#2214 [12:43] <Graversimen> only people on ur router can use that ip
#2215 [12:44] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c its still local... if your friends isnt on your lan, then they have to use your external IP
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#2217 [12:44] <Exorcist_X> Zone Alarm is turned off, and still failing..
#2218 [12:44] <Kimax> Exorcist_X what os are you using?
#2219 [12:44] <Kimax> OS*
#2220 [12:44] <jasonfran> hello
#2221 [12:44] <Exorcist_X> Windows
#2222 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> Exorcist_X - Try uninstalling zonealarm
#2223 [12:45] <Kimax> Exorcist_X do you have Microsoft Security essentials on?
#2224 [12:45] <jasonfran> whats going on
#2225 [12:45] <Exorcist_X> Kimax, No.
#2226 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> We've had problems with Zonealarm before. It doesn't seem to want to disable itself, only a complete uninstall will force it to unload it's security engine
#2227 [12:46] <Kimax> uninstall zonealarm and use Microsoft Security Essentials...
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#2229 [12:47] <Graversimen> wtf is Microsoft Security Essentials
#2230 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> !wiki microsoft security essentials
#2231 [12:47] <GreyBot> Wikipedia Found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Security_Essentials
#2232 [12:47] <GreyBot> Microsoft Security Essentials (MSE) is a free antivirus software product created by Microsoft that provides protection against different types of malware such as computer virus, spyware, rootkits and trojan horses for Windows XP (IA-32), Windows Vista, and Windows 7 (both IA-32 and x64). Microsoft Security Essentials replaces Windows Live OneCare, a
#2233 [12:47] <GreyBot> commercial subscription-based antivirus service and the free Windows Defender, which only protected users from adware and spyware. Unlike the Microsoft Forefront family of enterprise-oriented security products, Microsoft Security Essentials is geared for consumer use.
#2234 [12:47] * GreyVulpine poitns
#2234 [12:47] <mib_6y6v5c> localhost also isnt working for me
#2235 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> er, points even
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#2237 [12:47] <minecraftpro> can someone help me?
#2238 [12:47] <Graversimen> hahhhaaa
#2239 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> Only if you tell us with what
#2240 [12:47] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c localhost is allways pointing to your self...
#2241 [12:48] <mib_6y6v5c> ya but it wont conmect
#2242 [12:48] <Graversimen> you call your self minecraftpro, ''can someone help me'' :D
#2243 [12:48] <minecraftpro> i have a problem with the drivers
#2244 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#2245 [12:48] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:754>)
#2246 [12:48] <squiggy> when i tried to play minecraft, the outdated version, on my mac, it only gives me a black screen
#2247 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> minecraftpro - What drivers?
#2248 [12:49] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c goto www.myip.dk and tell your friends to connect to the provided ip there...
#2249 [12:49] <minecraftpro> it sayes i have bad drivers and i could not start with accelerated openGl
#2250 [12:49] <jasonfran> update your drivera
#2251 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> minecraftpro - Could you give us a dxdiag?
#2252 [12:49] <jasonfran> s
#2253 [12:49] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c that page will show you, your external IP
#2254 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> ??> minecraftpro win/dxdiag
#2255 [12:49] <VoxelHead> minecraftpro: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2256 [12:49] <VoxelHead> minecraftpro: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2257 [12:50] <squiggy> any help?
#2258 [12:50] <minecraftpro> i dont now wat a dxdiag is
#2259 [12:51] <Kimax> minecraftpro mac or windows?
#2260 [12:51] <minecraftpro> windows
#2261 [12:51] <Kimax> minecraftpro then do what VoxelHead just told you
#2262 [12:52] <minecraftpro> ahhh ok
#2263 [12:52] <minecraftpro> ill try
#2264 [12:52] <Kimax> lucky for me... i've never had any problems with minecraft... at ALL... :P
#2265 [12:52] <minecraftpro> wow lucky
#2266 [12:53] <mib_6y6v5c> ok also when i got to start my server i get community toolbar error We’re sorry, but the Safari browser version you are currently using does not support the community toolbar.
#2267 [12:53] <mib_6y6v5c> is this a issue
#2268 [12:54] <Shadow386> What is this minecraft you speak of
#2269 [12:54] <jasonfran> :o
#2270 [12:54] <Kimax> mib_6y6v5c we cant help you with that... only minecraft related...
#2271 [12:54] <mib_6y6v5c> hum
#2272 [12:55] <jasonfran> if i have a problem with mc just force update
#2273 [12:55] <jasonfran> works for me
#2274 [12:55] <mib_6y6v5c> can you try to connect to my server?
#2275 [12:56] <jasonfran> minecraft server?
#2276 [12:56] <squiggy> how do u force update on a mac?
#2277 [12:56] <mib_6y6v5c> 211.13.121.84 yes
#2278 [12:56] <Kimax> jasonfran if i have a problem with MC... oh wait... i never have :D
#2279 [12:56] <jasonfran> force update minecraft?
#2280 [12:56] <squiggy> yep]
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#2282 [12:56] <mib_6y6v5c> before loggin options force update then loggin
#2283 [12:57] <Astrology> Does minecraft work on Macs?
#2284 [12:57] <mib_6y6v5c> yes
#2285 [12:57] <squiggy> oh ok thnx
#2286 [12:57] <Astrology> It wont load for me
#2287 [12:57] <jasonfran> do you have the mac version
#2288 [12:57] <squiggy> i cant play the outdated version on the browser
#2289 [12:57] <Astrology> mac version>
#2290 [12:57] <Astrology> ?
#2291 [12:57] <squiggy> it turns into a black screen :(
#2292 [12:58] <jasonfran> update minecraft
#2293 [12:58] <Kimax> well im off... gotta eat... PIZZAAAAA
#2294 [12:58] <jasonfran> there is a mac version of minecraft
#2295 [12:58] <squiggy> but im playing it in my browser on firefox
#2296 [12:58] <jasonfran> and linux
#2297 [12:58] <squiggy> yeah but i dont have enough memory
#2298 [12:58] <jasonfran> it loads from your minecraft.jar
#2299 [12:59] <jasonfran> you need a minecraft.jar
#2300 [12:59] <squiggy> wats that?
#2301 [12:59] <jasonfran> the thing that runs minecraft
#2302 [12:59] <jasonfran> it usually downloads it
#2303 [12:59] <squiggy> hmmm
#2304 [12:59] <squiggy> hold o..
#2305 [12:59] <jasonfran> but you may have a download blocker or something
#2306 [13:00] <squiggy> yeah i dont have enough memory
#2307 [13:00] <squiggy> i just wanna play it in my browser
#2308 [13:00] <jasonfran> ram?
#2309 [13:01] <jasonfran> or hard drive
#2310 [13:01] <squiggy> no its probably a java problem
#2311 [13:01] <jasonfran> update java
#2312 [13:01] <squiggy> but i have the latest java :/
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#2314 [13:02] <squiggy> just gives me a black screen
#2315 [13:02] <squiggy> in my browser
#2316 [13:02] <jasonfran> download minecraft
#2317 [13:02] <jasonfran> its a tiny tiny file
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#2319 [13:03] <squiggy> ill try
#2320 [13:03] <jasonfran> what os you got?
#2321 [13:05] <squiggy> version 10.6.8 os X
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#2323 [13:06] <jasonfran> how much hard drive you got left?
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#2331 [13:15] <polygons> anyone here
#2332 [13:15] <jasonfran> yul
#2333 [13:15] <jasonfran> yup
#2334 [13:15] <polygons> anyone know if mc gift codes ever expire?
#2335 [13:16] <jasonfran> they probably will but after a long time
#2336 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> They don't
#2337 [13:16] <polygons> oh
#2338 [13:16] <GreyVulpine> People are still hanging onto alpha codes to this day.
#2339 [13:16] <polygons> lol
#2340 [13:16] <polygons> hmm
#2341 [13:17] <polygons> I wonder do you have to use the gift code before the end of this day the one that u get from the wedding deal
#2342 [13:17] <jasonfran> like i say they probably will but after a long time
#2343 [13:17] <jasonfran> probs not
#2344 [13:17] <polygons> lets hope spo
#2345 [13:17] <polygons> so'
#2346 [13:17] <polygons> Well, prob not cause notch is pretty fair
#2347 [13:18] <polygons> well thanks for the help
#2348 [13:18] <jasonfran> you only just got mc?
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#2350 [13:19] <polygons> yea
#2351 [13:19] <polygons> hmm one moer question
#2352 [13:20] <jasonfran> yh?
#2353 [13:20] <polygons> if u redeeemed a gift code during alpha,
#2354 [13:20] <polygons> did it turn into a beta account?
#2355 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#2359 [13:20] <jasonfran> bye
#2360 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Er wait. It's still an alpha account, but you get all the updates
#2361 [13:20] <polygons> so what notch said about the updates costing was scrapped?
#2362 [13:21] <polygons> so its just a nameplate?
#2363 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Updates never costed anything
#2364 [13:21] <mib_2rwaxn> my minecraft keeps on saying i have to play offline
#2365 [13:21] <polygons> hacked?
#2366 [13:23] <mermi> i need help
#2367 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> With?
#2368 [13:23] <mermi> when ever i try to play its says i have bad video driveers
#2369 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> Then update them
#2370 [13:23] <mermi> i did
#2371 [13:23] <GreyVulpine> How?
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#2373 [13:24] <mermi> at windows site
#2374 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Windows will never have updated video drivers
#2375 [13:24] <polygons> replace ur nascar driver :P
#2376 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Try the website of your video card manufacturer
#2377 [13:24] <mermi> i have know clue really someone did it for me
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#2379 [13:24] <GreyVulpine> Then they had no clue what they were doing
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#2381 [13:26] <ashishere> im trying to play the old free version but it says pixals form not accelerated and wont work. what does that mean?
#2382 [13:26] <mermi> same with me
#2383 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Need to update your video drivers
#2384 [13:26] <ashishere> how
#2385 [13:26] <mermi> i know wat driver i have tho
#2386 [13:26] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what video card you have? What operating system are you on?
#2387 [13:26] <ashishere> umm
#2388 [13:26] <ashishere> hold on
#2389 [13:26] <mermi> windows
#2390 [13:27] <ashishere> oh same
#2391 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> mermi - Try giving us a dxdiag with:
#2392 [13:27] <ashishere> windows
#2393 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#2394 [13:27] <mermi> wats a dxdiag?
#2395 [13:27] <mib_2rwaxn> my minecraft keeps saying i cant play online
#2396 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> Run it. After a while it will then show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#2397 [13:27] <ashishere> ya
#2398 [13:27] <ashishere> um k
#2399 [13:27] <ashishere> ill try
#2400 [13:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_2rwaxn - Did you pay for minecraft?
#2401 [13:27] <ashishere> no
#2402 [13:28] <ashishere> o nm
#2403 [13:28] <mermi> do i save it?
#2404 [13:28] <GreyVulpine> Yes mermi
#2405 [13:28] <mermi> ok
#2406 [13:29] <mermi> ok wat do i do now?
#2407 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> Run it
#2408 [13:29] <mermi> kk
#2409 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> After a while it will then show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
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#2411 [13:29] <ashishere> i think im on the textfile
#2412 [13:29] <mermi> k then
#2413 [13:29] <ashishere> but wat do i do now
#2414 [13:29] <GreyVulpine> After a while it will then show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#2415 [13:30] <ashishere> i cant pase the contents
#2416 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> Why can't you?
#2417 [13:30] <ashishere> their arent any
#2418 [13:30] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean?
#2419 [13:30] <ashishere> i just got em
#2420 [13:30] <ashishere> hold on
#2421 [13:30] <billybob> Hey, I can't get minecraft to run at all. Whenever I click it, the mouse arrow shows the loading icon, but then nothing happens at all, it doesn't even appear in task manager
#2422 [13:30] * guest-375490-75536 [guest-375490-75536@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2423 [13:31] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Got java installed?
#2424 [13:32] <billybob> yes, I have the ltest version
#2425 [13:32] <billybob> <latest>
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#2427 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> Windows?
#2428 [13:32] <billybob> Windows Vista, yeah
#2429 [13:32] <mermi> ok heres the link
#2430 [13:32] <mib_epc5mk> When i try to log in it says cont connects to minecraft? why?:(
#2431 [13:32] <mermi> http://pastebin.com/87BzYuNW
#2432 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Please follow these instructions. When you get to the cmd prompt, it'll give you more verbose errors. Copy them and paste it at www.pastebin.com, then give us the URL to it. http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2433 [13:33] <GreyVulpine> mermi - That's the filename. I need the contents of the file
#2434 [13:33] <billybob> okay thanks, I'll check it out now
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#2437 [13:34] <mermi> ok i am sry i am back wat do i do now
#2438 [13:34] <GreyVulpine> mermi - That's the filename. I need the contents of the file
#2439 [13:34] <mermi> ohhh ok
#2440 [13:35] <mermi> how can i give the the contents?
#2441 [13:35] <ashishere> i just pasted it on pastebin but nthn happened
#2442 [13:35] <Morrolan> mermi: Not sure if you're stuck there, but after it says "Dxdiag file created under ..." you have to hit enter.
#2443 [13:36] <Morrolan> ashishere: Hit "submit" and give us the URL please.
#2444 [13:36] <Morrolan> mermi: Do you see the textfile in front of you?
#2445 [13:36] <mermi> yes
#2446 [13:36] <ashishere> k
#2447 [13:36] <Morrolan> mermi: In this case press ctrl-a to select everything, then ctrl-c
#2448 [13:36] <Morrolan> mermi: Go to www.pastebin.com , place the cursor inside the textfield and hit ctrl-v.
#2449 [13:37] <Morrolan> mermi: Lastly press "submit" and give us the address/URL
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#2451 [13:37] <mermi> ok
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#2453 [13:38] <ashishere> it says dxdiag.txt is that right
#2454 [13:38] <ashishere> i dont think it is
#2455 [13:38] * mib_b9dg7f [mib_b9dg7f@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2456 [13:38] <Morrolan> ashishere: Well, the file itself is called dxdiag.txt , but you have to open it and paste what's inside on pastbin.
#2457 [13:38] <Morrolan> Just open it with a texteditor.
#2458 [13:39] <ashishere> k
#2459 [13:39] <mermi> it isnt working it is just say press any key to contuin then it goes away
#2460 [13:39] <Morrolan> mermi: What does it say before it goes away?
#2461 [13:40] <mermi> i can read it its too fast going
#2462 [13:40] <mermi> cant*
#2463 [13:40] <Morrolan> Uh, so right after you start it stuff shows up very fast?
#2464 [13:40] <ashishere> how do i open it
#2465 [13:40] <mermi> yes
#2466 [13:40] <Morrolan> ashishere: it's a textfile, use notepad, wordpad, editor, Word, whatever you want. :)
#2467 [13:41] <Morrolan> mermi: That doesn't sound right. :/
#2468 [13:41] <Morrolan> mermi: In this case let's do it like this:
#2469 [13:41] <mermi> k
#2470 [13:41] <Morrolan> mermi: Oh, wait, you don't happen to have TeamViewer installed? Then I could take a look.
#2471 [13:41] <billybob> GreyVulpine - here is the link: http://pastebin.com/qDTSV0Cm
#2472 [13:41] * mib_31u0oa [mib_31u0oa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2473 [13:42] <mib_31u0oa> lomg
#2474 [13:42] <mermi> teamveiwer?
#2475 [13:42] <mermi> ohh wait that computer thing?
#2476 [13:42] <mermi> u can view other comps
#2477 [13:42] <Morrolan> billybob: The .bat file is in the same folder as minecraft.jar , right?
#2478 [13:42] <Morrolan> mermi: Exactly
#2479 [13:42] <mib_31u0oa> when i destroy or put down a block on my server it comes back like i never did anything
#2480 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> Move away from spawn
#2481 [13:43] <mib_31u0oa> i did
#2482 [13:43] <billybob> yes, I made a new folder, clicked the minecraft download linked, moved it from the Downloads folder to the new folder, and followed the instructions
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#2484 [13:43] <ashishere> how do i open it on word then
#2485 [13:44] <Morrolan> mib_31u0oa: Did you try to make yoursel OP, just to make sure that it's not the spawnprotection interfering?
#2486 [13:44] <Morrolan> ashishere: Well, do you see the file called 'dxidag' on your desktop?
#2487 [13:44] <ashishere> no
#2488 [13:44] <mib_31u0oa> i am op
#2489 [13:44] <ashishere> thats my prob i cant find it
#2490 [13:44] <Morrolan> ashishere: Uh, you also used the .bat file GreyVulpine linked you to, right? What did it show then?
#2491 [13:45] <billybob> GreyVulpine - yes, I made a new folder, clicked the minecraft download linked, moved it from the Downloads folder to the new folder, and followed the instructions
#2492 [13:45] <Morrolan> ashishere: Did it show "dxdiag.exe found" or did it show "dxdiag.exe not found"?
#2493 [13:45] <ashishere> found
#2494 [13:45] <ashishere> it said dxdiag found
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#2496 [13:46] <Morrolan> ashishere: Ok. And what does it say afterwards?
#2497 [13:46] <Graversimen> !check minecraft.net
#2498 [13:46] <Graversimen> its down!!
#2499 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#2500 [13:46] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:755>)
#2501 [13:46] * guest-375490-35865 [guest-375490-35865@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2503 [13:46] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Just ban him for a day, that's his third kick today.
#2504 [13:46] <Graversimen> what was that for?
#2505 [13:47] <Morrolan> That's the wrong command, Graversimen.
#2506 [13:47] <Graversimen> that didnt make sense this time
#2507 [13:47] * mib_rcxnsn [mib_rcxnsn@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2508 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> Spreading false rumors
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#2510 [13:47] <Morrolan> "!check" is for servers, Graversimen.
#2511 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> First the virus, then this
#2512 [13:47] <Morrolan> what you wanted is !isdown
#2513 [13:47] <Graversimen> !isdown
#2514 [13:47] <GreyBot> Graversimen: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2515 [13:47] <Graversimen> sorry :P
#2516 [13:48] <mib_rcxnsn> im not sure what the system requirements are i have an older computer
#2517 [13:48] <Morrolan> ashishere: After the "dxdiag.exe found" it should say "Creating dxdiag file", and after a bit "dxdiag file created under etc etc"
#2518 [13:48] <Morrolan> ashishere: Do you see these lines?
#2519 [13:48] <ashishere> creating dxdiag file pls stand by dxdiag file created under the name of dxdiag.txt on ur desktop. pls upload it to pastebin.com
#2520 [13:48] <Graversimen> ?? requirements
#2521 [13:48] <Morrolan> ??< mib_rcxnsn requirements/lessrude
#2522 [13:48] <Morrolan> ow
#2523 [13:48] <ashishere> ya sry i was writing it
#2524 [13:48] <Morrolan> ??> mib_rcxnsn requirements/lessrude
#2525 [13:48] <VoxelHead> mib_rcxnsn: (requirements/lessrude) 1.5GiB of RAM (3 GiB if you want to run the server and client at the same time), a 2.4GHz or so per core CPU, and if you expect the world to get rather big, 100MB or so of hard drive space.
#2526 [13:48] <VoxelHead> mib_rcxnsn: (requirements/lessrude) A server will use a lot of bandwidth, _per player_ because the world is in a constant state of flux.
#2527 [13:48] <briggstpierce> need help opening adventurecraft.jar on mac. getting nullpointerexception
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#2529 [13:49] <Morrolan> ashishere: Hmm. Is your userfolder and/or Desktop in a non-standard location?
#2530 [13:49] <mib_rcxnsn> thankyousomuch!!!!!!!!
#2531 [13:49] <Morrolan> mib_rcxnsn: Sure thing.
#2532 [13:49] <ashishere> hold on a sec
#2533 [13:49] <Morrolan> briggstpierce: Is that a mod? If yes then you might want to ask in #risucraft .
#2534 [13:49] <ashishere> i dk wats a standerd location
#2535 [13:49] <Morrolan> (Or its thread, if there is one)
#2536 [13:49] <Gyro> Ehm, how do i play creative mode? can any1 please help
#2537 [13:49] <briggstpierce> yupp, thanks man
#2538 [13:49] <almostroot> Gyro: You mean classic?
#2539 [13:49] <Morrolan> Gyro: http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
#2540 [13:50] <Graversimen> creative mode doesnt exist yet
#2541 [13:50] * GreyVulpine kicks Graversimen
#2541 [13:50] <Morrolan> Classic is referred to as Creative, Graversimen.
#2542 [13:50] <Graversimen> what?
#2543 [13:50] <Gyro> does it have to be on the net?
#2544 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2545 [13:50] <Graversimen> not creative MODE
#2546 [13:50] <Graversimen> creative MODE is comming in 1.8 or something
#2547 [13:50] <Morrolan> It's what the people call it, get over with it.
#2548 [13:50] <ashishere> wats a standerd location for desktop
#2549 [13:50] <Gyro> oh ok, ty
#2550 [13:50] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, that is adventure mode
#2551 [13:50] <Graversimen> nno
#2552 [13:50] <Morrolan> ashishere: Give me a minute, I'll try to improve that file a bit so it gives more information.
#2553 [13:50] <Graversimen> thats adventure UPDATE
#2554 [13:51] <ashishere> ok thx
#2555 [13:51] <Graversimen> notch said it isnt adventure MODE
#2556 [13:51] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creative
#2557 [13:51] <almostroot> Erm
#2558 [13:51] <almostroot> That was to Graversimen
#2559 [13:51] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, there doesn't need to be a capitalized word in every SENTENCE
#2560 [13:51] <Graversimen> yes it DOES
#2561 [13:51] <Graversimen> sorry
#2562 [13:52] <TheNytangel> ..
#2563 [13:52] <almostroot> !k Graversimen
#2564 [13:52] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:756>)
#2565 [13:52] <TheNytangel> :D
#2566 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Wait wait what?
#2567 [13:52] * MolineuxWolf [MolineuxWolf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2568 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> When did greybot give out kicks to other ops?
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#2570 [13:52] <billybob> Hey, turns out I had downloaded the .exe file from minecraft.net, I've just D/L'ed the .jar file, and cmd is now saying something different, I'll send a pastebin now
#2571 [13:52] <almostroot> No idea.
#2572 [13:52] <almostroot> O.p
#2573 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> Huh, neat
#2574 [13:53] * GreyVulpine rechecks script
#2574 [13:53] * Graversimen [Graversimen@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2575 [13:53] <Graversimen> ...
#2576 [13:53] <almostroot> I know !kick works, figured !k was an abbreviation.
#2577 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Oh neat, greybot had !k for all ops in a channel.
#2578 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Wonder when I put that in
#2579 [13:54] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2580 [13:54] <almostroot> Lol. Nice GreyVulpine
#2581 [13:54] <Graversimen> he asked how to play creative mode, and as notch said: Also, if you want to, you can make mods able to enter creative mode on a server running in another game mode.
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#2583 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Graversimen - When people ask for creative mode, they're usually referring to the classic, free, outdated version
#2584 [13:55] <Graversimen> they should start say creative version :P
#2585 [13:55] <Graversimen> cause i dont live in the past :P
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#2587 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> We can sit here and argue semantics all day. It's how it's usually referred to
#2588 [13:55] <billybob> GreyVulpine - here's the new pastebin - http://pastebin.com/r240wfW1
#2589 [13:55] <Graversimen> :P
#2590 [13:56] <Morrolan> ashishere: Still there?
#2591 [13:56] <kermi> yea
#2592 [13:56] <ashishere> ya
#2593 [13:56] <Morrolan> ashishere: Ok, download this file here pleaes: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat and do the same again.
#2594 [13:56] <ashishere> k
#2595 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Uninstall java with:
#2596 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> ??> billybob win/javara
#2597 [13:56] <VoxelHead> billybob: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2598 [13:56] <VoxelHead> billybob: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2599 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Then reinstall java from www.java.com
#2600 [13:57] <TheNytangel> Version 6, not 7. Unless Grey says 7 works
#2601 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> 7 does not work
#2602 [13:57] <Graversimen> we will see about that,
#2603 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> As far as I know, java.com still automatically installs 6
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#2605 [13:57] * Graversimen going to try with 7 :P
#2605 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Good luck
#2606 [13:57] <billybob> so uninstall Java then reinstall Version 6?
#2607 [13:57] <Graversimen> its because 7 is in beta :D
#2608 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Yes
#2609 [13:58] <billybob> okay, I'll do that now
#2610 [13:58] <Graversimen> its like all people play classic, and im trying minecraft beta now
#2611 [13:58] <Morrolan> Rather as if you were to try Windows 9, from what I've heard about Java 1.7 so far. :D
#2612 [13:58] <mib_177ldl> i cant download minecraft 1.7 :( i am stuck with 1.3 :( help ?
#2613 [13:58] <Morrolan> mib_177ldl: Why can't you download it then?
#2614 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_177ldl - Did you pay for minecraft?
#2615 [13:59] <mib_177ldl> no . my bestfriend did and i uses his
#2616 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> And why do you expect us to help you, when you haven't paid for minecraft?
#2617 [13:59] <kermi> when i try to play minecraft it says that i cant because i have bad video card driver. what should I do ?
#2618 [14:00] <TheNytangel> I think I bought minecraft in Beta 1.2.. GreyVulpine, do you think Notch will charge people who bought the game in beta again?
#2619 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Um, no?
#2620 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> ?? premium
#2621 [14:00] <almostroot> kermi: You need to update the graphics card drivers front the manufacturer's site.
#2622 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> ??> #minecrafthelp premium
#2623 [14:00] <Graversimen> ?? paid/once
#2624 [14:00] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: (premium) Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#2625 [14:00] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#2626 [14:00] <TheNytangel> Oh
#2627 [14:00] <kermi> ok
#2628 [14:01] <Graversimen> i bought it 2 weeks after beta .....
#2629 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Also, check: http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#2630 [14:01] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, paid/once? Have you ever looked at the index?
#2631 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Please note that when you buy the game, you're paying for the game as it is right now!
#2632 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> You will also get the full version of Minecraft when it is released.
#2633 [14:01] <Graversimen> yeah
#2634 [14:01] <Morrolan> kermi: Let's create a dxdiag the old way then:
#2635 [14:01] <Morrolan> ??> kermi win/dxdiag
#2636 [14:01] * almostroot can't wait to buy minecraft on his phone, Xbox, and PS3.
#2636 [14:01] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2637 [14:01] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2638 [14:01] <Morrolan> Follow VoxelHead's instructions please, kermi.
#2639 [14:01] * Graversimen has a lame minecraft version on android (unofficial)
#2639 [14:02] <Graversimen> free :P
#2640 [14:02] <billybob> Okay, I used JavaRa, clicked uninstall old versions, went to java.com and it says, "You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26)."
#2641 [14:02] <TheNytangel> As we at Mojang strive towards releasing updates for our projects we cannot guarantee that any project will ever be completed and/or provided support for. <-- I laughed a little..
#2642 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> billybob - Strange, close down your browser before you run javara.
#2643 [14:03] <billybob> okay, brb
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#2645 [14:05] <drago> hello is anyone there?
#2646 [14:05] <Graversimen> no
#2647 [14:05] <Morrolan> Nope
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#2649 [14:05] <drago> =p
#2650 [14:05] <Graversimen> anyone isnt here
#2651 [14:06] <Graversimen> :D
#2652 [14:06] <Morrolan> I wonder what happened to ashishere :S
#2653 [14:06] <anyone> >.>
#2654 [14:07] <TheNytangel> Am I the only one who pre-ordered From Dust for PC..?
#2655 [14:07] <anyone> <.<
#2656 [14:07] <drago> my minecraft wasn't working so i created a back up of the saves, uninstalled it but when i reinstalled it it on the stand alone it says
#2657 [14:07] <drago> can't connect to minecraft and the play offline says (not downloaded) even though it is
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#2659 [14:07] <Graversimen> try login again then
#2660 [14:07] <Graversimen> sometimes there is that problem :P
#2661 [14:08] <drago> already done
#2662 [14:08] <almostroot> drago: Is it prompting you to re-download everything?
#2663 [14:08] <drago> yeah
#2664 [14:08] <Graversimen> just try and try
#2665 [14:08] <Graversimen> WOW
#2666 [14:08] <almostroot> drago: Allow it to re-download everything. If that doesn't work, force an update.
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#2668 [14:08] <Graversimen> java 7 is much better than java 6!!
#2669 [14:08] <Graversimen> java 7 is mega fast :D
#2670 [14:09] <drago> i can't force an update because i can't log in
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#2672 [14:09] <Graversimen> well
#2673 [14:09] <Graversimen> java 7 works
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#2675 [14:09] <Graversimen> i got double fps ingame !! :O
#2676 [14:09] <almostroot> drago: Can you play via the browser version?
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#2678 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> We still will not advocate installing java 7 here. Too many reports of it screwing up minecraft still
#2679 [14:09] <Graversimen> well. my works fine
#2680 [14:09] <Graversimen> :D
#2681 [14:10] <Graversimen> double fps ftw!!
#2682 [14:10] <Morrolan> Yeayea, we got it. ;)
#2683 [14:10] <drago> no cos i have some mods
#2684 [14:10] <ashishere> ok i submited it to pastebin now what
#2685 [14:10] <Graversimen> that shouldnt effect
#2686 [14:10] <almostroot> drago: Are you using Windows?
#2687 [14:10] <Graversimen> at the login thing
#2688 [14:10] <Morrolan> Graversimen: Yes it does, browser version doesn't work with mods.
#2689 [14:10] <Morrolan> Graversimen: For whatever reason, none knows :D
#2690 [14:10] <Graversimen> yeah i saw that, thats why i said, at the login thing
#2691 [14:10] <Graversimen> :P
#2692 [14:11] <Morrolan> ashishere: Now give us the link please. :)
#2693 [14:11] <Graversimen> i just reopen minecraft
#2694 [14:11] <ashishere> ok
#2695 [14:11] <Graversimen> and try and try to it works
#2696 [14:11] <Morrolan> (The one shown in the top of your browser)
#2697 [14:11] <ashishere> http://pastebin.com/MEhEpxpc is that it
#2698 [14:12] <drago> all it says is: logging in... then login failed.
#2699 [14:12] <Graversimen> just try again and again
#2700 [14:12] <almostroot> drago: Are you using Windows?
#2701 [14:12] <drago> yeah windows 7
#2702 [14:12] <almostroot> drago: Try a full reinstallation using these instructions from VoxelHead
#2703 [14:12] <Graversimen> try also reopen minecraft, or just log out of pc and log in again
#2704 [14:12] <almostroot> ??> Graversimen win/reinst
#2705 [14:12] <VoxelHead> Graversimen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2706 [14:12] <VoxelHead> Graversimen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2707 [14:12] <Morrolan> yes, ashishere. Give me some seconds then I'll throw a link at you.
#2708 [14:12] <Graversimen> ?????
#2709 [14:12] <Graversimen> what?
#2710 [14:12] <almostroot> Graversimen: Hush you.
#2711 [14:12] <Graversimen> i dont wanna loose my mods!
#2712 [14:13] <Graversimen> omg
#2713 [14:13] <Morrolan> ashishere: Oh, one word of warning. You only have a very low amount of RAM, it might require some more playing around to get it working.
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#2715 [14:13] <Graversimen> uhm
#2716 [14:13] <Graversimen> he should run with less ram
#2717 [14:13] <ashishere> k
#2718 [14:13] <drago> @ voxelHead thanks
#2719 [14:13] <Graversimen> ??> drago bot
#2720 [14:13] <VoxelHead> drago: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2721 [14:14] <Morrolan> ashishere: DOnwload the "Intel driver update utility" from this page: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Default.aspx?lang=eng
#2722 [14:14] <prince0rion> are there still connection issues with the client?
#2723 [14:14] <Morrolan> ashishere: Save it somewhere and run it please.
#2724 [14:14] <Graversimen> no
#2725 [14:15] <drago> bot?
#2726 [14:15] <Graversimen> just try again to it works :P
#2727 [14:15] <TheNytangel> !google bot
#2728 [14:15] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bot&l=0
#2729 [14:15] <Graversimen> voxelhead is a bot
#2730 [14:15] <drago> oh it didn't work
#2731 [14:15] <Graversimen> mhm
#2732 [14:15] <drago> still says that minecraft isn't installed
#2733 [14:15] <almostroot> drago: Is it still saying unable to connect?
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#2735 [14:16] <Graversimen> drago try in browser
#2736 [14:16] <TheNytangel> Does anyone here happen to know JavaScript?
#2737 [14:16] <Graversimen> i know
#2738 [14:17] <Graversimen> nothing
#2739 [14:17] <Graversimen> :P
#2740 [14:17] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, like VoxelHead always says, the enter key isn't a punctuation mark
#2741 [14:17] <Graversimen> sorry
#2742 [14:17] <Graversimen> why . when there is ,
#2743 [14:17] <drago> yes
#2744 [14:17] <Graversimen> sorry again,
#2745 [14:18] <drago> almostroot yes it still says it can't connect
#2746 [14:18] <almostroot> drago: Does the browser version work?
#2747 [14:19] <drago> just loadingthe .jar's
#2748 [14:19] <prince0rion> it won't even load
#2749 [14:19] <Graversimen> :D
#2750 [14:19] <Graversimen> :O
#2751 [14:19] <TheNytangel> Graversimen...
#2752 [14:20] <Graversimen> ?
#2753 [14:20] <drago> yes the browser workd
#2754 [14:20] <drago> works*
#2755 [14:20] <Graversimen> hm
#2756 [14:20] <Graversimen> sounds like minecraft launcher is ''banned''
#2757 [14:20] <drago> what?
#2758 [14:20] <almostroot> drago: May need to add an exception for the minecraft launcher (minecraft.exe) in your firewall,.
#2759 [14:20] <Graversimen> check your antivirus program :P
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#2761 [14:21] <needshelp> what is fatal error (4)
#2762 [14:21] <TheNytangel> ??> needshelp ask
#2763 [14:21] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2764 [14:21] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2765 [14:21] <prince0rion> i did all of that, my client won't connect and browser won't launch
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#2767 [14:22] <TheNytangel> needshelp, it is a fatal error.
#2768 [14:22] <drago> gulp but minecraft was working this morning it was only when i uninstalled it it doesn't work anymore
#2769 [14:22] <needshelp> when i launch minecraft it says fatal error (4). how do i fix it
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#2771 [14:23] <prince0rion> @needshelp are you using mods?
#2772 [14:23] <needshelp> no classic mode
#2773 [14:23] <needshelp> the free one
#2774 [14:23] <almostroot> drago: If you deleted and re-downloaded the launcher, it sees it as a different file, or because the files have changed, it sees it as a different application.
#2775 [14:23] <drago> oh
#2776 [14:23] <billybob> hey I'm back
#2777 [14:24] <needshelp> can someone tell me how to fix it?
#2778 [14:25] <needshelp> anyone?
#2779 [14:26] <almostroot> needshelp: Where is the error displayed? Is there more information with it?
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#2781 [14:26] <needshelp> ya hold on ill type it
#2782 [14:27] <needshelp> Fatal error occurred (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2783 [14:28] <needshelp> almostroot: Fatal error occurred (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2784 [14:29] <drago> Thank you all very much i can now play minecraft again...without the mods now ='[
#2785 [14:29] <billybob> yes! it worked! I can run the Launcher now! I love you all!
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#2787 [14:30] <Cool_FRI> Hello
#2788 [14:30] <billybob> tell GreyVulpine and everyone else I said thank you :-)
#2789 [14:30] <needshelp> ok
#2790 [14:30] <needshelp> can someone PLEASE help me?
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#2792 [14:32] <Graversimen> or little ram installed on pc
#2793 [14:32] <needshelp> can someone help me
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#2796 [14:32] <needshelp> when i o to play minecraft it says Fatal error occurred (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2797 [14:32] <needshelp> *go
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#2799 [14:32] <needshelp> how do i fix this?
#2800 [14:33] <VajraX> Hai, I'm back from trying to set up my SMP server
#2801 [14:33] <mib_8jpqng> classic version wont work
#2802 [14:33] <VajraX> and I have a new problem
#2803 [14:33] <needshelp> no one is here to help
#2804 [14:33] <mib_8jpqng> arg.
#2805 [14:33] <VajraX> >_>
#2806 [14:33] <almostroot> needshelp: Check your Java version.
#2807 [14:33] <almostroot> ??> needshelp java/version.
#2808 [14:33] <mib_8jpqng> i did
#2809 [14:33] <almostroot> ??> needshelp java/version
#2810 [14:33] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2811 [14:33] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2812 [14:34] <mib_8jpqng> i have the current version
#2813 [14:34] <needshelp> i have the recomended version
#2814 [14:34] <mib_8jpqng> are they different?
#2815 [14:34] <mib_8jpqng> what?
#2816 [14:35] <almostroot> needshelp: Hit the Windows key and R at the same time. In the box that appears, enter %temp% and press enter. In the folder that opens, delete anything with minecraft or minecraft.net in the name
#2817 [14:35] <needshelp> VoxelHead: it says i have the reccomended version
#2818 [14:35] <mib_8jpqng> i have a mac
#2819 [14:35] <needshelp> ok hold on
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#2821 [14:35] <prince0rion> ok, i am unable to connect through the client, browser version won't load, java is current, ALL of my java options have full access through my firewall including minecraft itself, dies anyonw know anything else i can try
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#2823 [14:35] <Graversimen> try in browser
#2824 [14:35] <VajraX> Ugh, why does my port keep closing...
#2825 [14:36] <drago> bye then thanks!!!
#2826 [14:36] <VajraX> It opens for a moment, and everything works fine, then it somehow closes on its own
#2827 [14:36] <Graversimen> its showering
#2828 [14:36] <Graversimen> dont open it
#2829 [14:36] <Graversimen> its showering :D
#2830 [14:36] <VajraX> <.<
#2831 [14:36] <needshelp> VoxelHead: i just did
#2832 [14:36] <Graversimen> ??> needshelp bot
#2833 [14:36] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2834 [14:36] <mib_8jpqng> needshelp?
#2835 [14:38] <needshelp> VoxelHead: now what?
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#2837 [14:39] <Graversimen> ??> needshelp bot
#2838 [14:39] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2839 [14:39] <Graversimen> ...
#2840 [14:39] <Graversimen> dont ask him :P hes a bot
#2841 [14:39] <needshelp> ok thats cool
#2842 [14:39] <needshelp> i need helppppppp
#2843 [14:39] <Graversimen> dont spammmmm
#2844 [14:39] <needshelp> can you help me?
#2845 [14:40] <VajraX> I don't get it...I just had this port open a minute ago...
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#2847 [14:40] <needshelp> who can help me?
#2848 [14:40] <Reniz1104> with that needshelp?
#2849 [14:41] <needshelp> when i go to play minecraft it says Fatal error occurred (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2850 [14:41] <Reniz1104> Afride not but im unabel to log in and so is a friend of mine for some reason
#2851 [14:42] <needshelp> i cant help you idk anything about that sorry:(
#2852 [14:42] * VajraX takes a sledgehammer to his computer
#2852 [14:42] <peru_> did you try reinstalling needshelp?
#2853 [14:42] <needshelp> thats nice
#2854 [14:42] <peru_> ??> needshelp win/reinst
#2855 [14:42] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2856 [14:42] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2857 [14:42] <Reniz1104> haveing problems swell VajraX?
#2858 [14:42] <needshelp> i play in browser
#2859 [14:42] <VajraX> why, yes
#2860 [14:43] <VajraX> I just successfully opened my port, had a friend test it for SMP, and it worked
#2861 [14:43] <VajraX> but Minecraft was lagging badly for me, so I closed it and restarted the server
#2862 [14:43] <Reniz1104> >.<
#2863 [14:43] <VajraX> now, the port is inexplicably (to me, at least) closed, and it's not opening
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#2865 [14:44] <needshelp> Fatal error occurred (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#2866 [14:45] <needshelp> uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh is anyone here?
#2867 [14:45] <curmet> i need help
#2868 [14:45] <needshelp> so do i but no one is here
#2869 [14:45] <curmet> how do i install mods
#2870 [14:45] <almostroot> needshelp: You deleted everything and it still gives you the same error?
#2871 [14:45] <curmet> well shit.
#2872 [14:45] <almostroot> ??> curmet mods
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#2874 [14:45] <VoxelHead> curmet: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit
#2875 [14:45] <VoxelHead> curmet: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #Risucraft or #mcmods - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2876 [14:46] <GuyD> Can any1 help me?
#2877 [14:46] <almostroot> ??> GuyD ask
#2878 [14:46] <curmet> ok ty
#2879 [14:46] <VoxelHead> GuyD: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2880 [14:46] <VoxelHead> GuyD: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2881 [14:46] <GuyD> When I try to install minecraft, it shuts down automatically
#2882 [14:46] <needshelp> almostroot: everything that says minecraft yes
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#2884 [14:46] <almostroot> needshelp: And that is the complete test of the error? There's nothing else?
#2885 [14:46] <almostroot> test/text
#2886 [14:46] <GuyD> I just checked that someone is here, and it's polite to ask for help first
#2887 [14:47] <GuyD> I run Minecraft.exe
#2888 [14:47] <needshelp> nope
#2889 [14:47] <GuyD> after i download
#2890 [14:47] <GuyD> but it closes the window after 0.5 sec
#2891 [14:47] <almostroot> GuyD: Not here. Any error messages or error logs created? The log would be in the same place as minecraft.exe
#2892 [14:47] <GuyD> win 7
#2893 [14:47] <needshelp> almostroot: it says please contact support
#2894 [14:47] <GuyD> sec
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#2896 [14:47] <GuyD> What is the name of the log file?
#2897 [14:47] <almostroot> needshelp: Can you run a dxdiag for me?
#2898 [14:47] <curmet> voxel this is outdated
#2899 [14:47] <almostroot> ??> needshelp win/dxdiag
#2900 [14:47] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2901 [14:47] <GreyVulpine> GuyD - hs_err_pid
#2902 [14:47] <VoxelHead> needshelp: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2904 [14:48] <needshelp> almostroot: it also says an error occurred while running this applet
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#2906 [14:48] <zucchini> my pointers dissa[eared
#2907 [14:48] <hipy> Hi, i made a waterfall (very high) but i end up having squid swimming in the stream going downward. how can i remove those pesky squids:S
#2908 [14:48] <Reniz1104> Would anyone be abel to explain to me why it keeps saying Can't Connect to minecraft or Login Failed whenever i try to log in ?
#2909 [14:48] <almostroot> needshelp: Does it display a text box with a bunch of information? Or have a Details button?
#2910 [14:48] <needshelp> i quit ima screw up my computer
#2911 [14:48] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - If it says Login failed, the username/password is wrong.
#2912 [14:48] <curmet> voxel this site is outdated help
#2913 [14:49] <almostroot> curmet: We don;t support mods here.
#2914 [14:49] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - If it says Can't connect to minecraft.net, it's a different issue
#2915 [14:49] <curmet> what do i do then
#2916 [14:49] <prince0rion> that is the issue im having
#2917 [14:49] <Reniz1104> ah yes that it says aswell GrevVulpine
#2918 [14:49] <almostroot> curmet: Read the instructions provided by the mod creators or ask in #risucraft
#2919 [14:49] <prince0rion> i also get "<html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.ConnectException: Connection timed out: connect</center></font></body></html>" where the update news usually is
#2920 [14:50] <needshelp> ima kill myself
#2921 [14:50] <Graversimen> minecraft.exe not allowed to internet it sounds like
#2922 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> prince0rion - Your security software is blocking minecraft
#2923 [14:50] <Reniz1104> GreyVulpine "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
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#2926 [14:50] <cumet> i tried going to that channel and it said this Banned: Mibbit is a shitty client, please use esper webchat
#2927 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - What operating system are you on?
#2928 [14:50] <Reniz1104> Windows 7
#2929 [14:50] <GreyVulpine> cumet - (Banned: Mibbit is a shitty client, please use esper webchat: http://webchat.esper.net/?channels=risucraft)
#2930 [14:50] <hipy> Hi, i made a waterfall (very high) but i end up having squid swimming in the stream going downward. how can i remove those pesky squids:S
#2931 [14:51] <Graversimen> yeah, use webchat then
#2932 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> hipy - squid spawns at random
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#2934 [14:51] <hipy> GreyVulpine, so i cant avoid this, which sucks:S
#2935 [14:51] <hipy> looks strange
#2936 [14:51] <prince0rion> any chance it's my router? or the disabled windows firewall? cause i know mcafee is allowing it
#2937 [14:51] <DSiGameMaster> Hey, Um, I have a question.
#2938 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#2939 [14:51] <GreyVulpine> prince0rion - As a test, completely disable mcafee
#2940 [14:51] <Reniz1104> Nope
#2941 [14:51] <Reniz1104> only letters and numbers
#2942 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - Then I'm tempted to say it's your security software blocking minecraft/java
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#2944 [14:52] <ImAPig> Hello?
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#2946 [14:52] <DSiGameMaster> Why is my client saying "User not premium" when i already bought Minecraft?
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#2948 [14:52] <higuy> hello
#2949 [14:52] <Spire> Cant login to the minecraft login server
#2950 [14:52] <Reniz1104> GreyVulpine The odd thing is a friend of mine who has never had any problem with minecraft is currently haveint the same problem
#2951 [14:52] <almostroot> DSiGameMaster: When did you buy Minecraft?
#2952 [14:52] <higuy> i need help
#2953 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> DSiGameMaster - Either your bank/credit card hasn't completed the transaction, or the payment method hasn't given the money to mojang yet, or the payment never made it to mojang.
#2954 [14:52] <Reniz1104> Spire we are more then one who has that issue currently
#2955 [14:53] <Spire> k :(
#2956 [14:53] <ImAPig> I have a issue
#2957 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - One moment
#2958 [14:53] <DSiGameMaster> Almostroot About a few months ago.
#2959 [14:53] <almostroot> ?? ask
#2960 [14:53] <ImAPig> after i dowloaded a texture pack
#2961 [14:53] <Reniz1104> Now it worked O.o
#2962 [14:53] <Spire> just bought it last night, was so excited to get back to it today
#2963 [14:53] <higuy> i need help
#2964 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Reniz1104 - Yeah, the login server's up for me as well
#2965 [14:53] <ImAPig> it just went black the screen
#2966 [14:53] <almostroot> ??> higuy ask
#2967 [14:53] <VoxelHead> higuy: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2968 [14:53] <VoxelHead> higuy: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2969 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Has it ever worked before?
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#2971 [14:53] <ImAPig> yes
#2972 [14:53] <higuy> ok sry
#2973 [14:53] <ImAPig> it worked many time
#2974 [14:54] <ImAPig> but when i downloaded a texture pack
#2975 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - What operating system are you on? Did you attempt to install any mods or texture packs?
#2976 [14:54] <Spire> Sill cant login. This is ridiculous for a company with 60 mil in cash
#2977 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Texture pack probably screwed it up for you ImAPig
#2978 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Do you know how to remove it?
#2979 [14:54] <ImAPig> the screen went black for 10 second and it just come up error
#2980 [14:54] <DSiGameMaster> It's not connecting to Minecraft.net and as-well i keep getting the User not Premium message. When i bought Minecraft about 4 months ago.
#2981 [14:54] <prince0rion> ok, i got the news feed, but still can't connect
#2982 [14:54] <almostroot> !down
#2983 [14:54] <ImAPig> no i dont know how to remove it
#2984 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - What operating system are you on? Windows? Mac? LInux?
#2985 [14:55] <ImAPig> Windows
#2986 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> prince0rion - Your system time and date correct?
#2987 [14:55] <higuy> i have had a promblem with my hard drives it say that i have bad video card drives and i dont have openGl when i do
#2988 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - What version of windows?
#2989 [14:55] <almostroot> !isdown
#2990 [14:55] <GreyBot> almostroot: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2991 [14:55] <ImAPig> Newest version
#2992 [14:55] <ImAPig> windows 7
#2993 [14:55] <prince0rion> nvm, it connected
#2994 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#2995 [14:55] <Spire> got logged in finally
#2996 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Look for the .minecraft folder, inside, delete the texturepacks folder
#2997 [14:56] <VajraX> >.>
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#2999 [14:56] * VajraX kicks his computer's remains
#2999 [14:56] <Spire> ok one mroething how do i regen Hp?
#3000 [14:56] <ImAPig> okay
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#3002 [14:56] <almostroot> Spire: As for it being "ridiculous", Minecraft is still in beta, thus it is going to be glitchy, buggy, and may not work at all. You are pre-paying for the game and being allow to test it for free before it is released.
#3003 [14:56] <GreyVulpine> Spire - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Food
#3004 [14:57] <higuy> i have had a promblem with my hard drives it say that i have bad video card drives and i dont have openGl when i do
#3005 [14:57] <almostroot> ??> higuy win/dxdiag
#3006 [14:57] <VoxelHead> higuy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3007 [14:57] <VoxelHead> higuy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3008 [14:57] <Spire> again, they have 60 million in CASH plus contracts for at least 2 consoles the LOGIN server should not go down
#3009 [14:57] <almostroot> higuy: Follow the instructions from VoxelHead
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#3011 [14:57] <ImAPig> i have deleted the folder
#3012 [14:57] <higuy> ok ill try
#3013 [14:57] <prince0rion> ok, so, it was mcafee blocking it, but i have an exception for minecraft and java both already in, doyou konw how i fix that issue?
#3014 [14:58] <Spire> im fine with the game being buggy, not the backend
#3015 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> prince0rion - No idea, not a fan of mcafee
#3016 [14:58] <almostroot> Spire: They are not a publicly traded company, so neither you nor I know how much that have in liquid assets.
#3017 [14:58] <Spire> i DO know how much they have in sales though
#3018 [14:58] <Spire> and its not hard to dothe math
#3019 [14:58] <ImAPig> i have deleted the folder an then?
#3020 [14:58] <prince0rion> ok thanks
#3021 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Run minecraft again
#3022 [14:58] <ImAPig> Okay
#3023 [14:59] <higuy> um wats the win key?
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#3025 [14:59] <VajraX> Hmmmm...
#3026 [14:59] <Graversimen> ?? winkey
#3027 [14:59] <almostroot> ??> higuy win/key
#3028 [14:59] <VoxelHead> higuy: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3029 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Spire - You can gripe about it all you want, but servers go down all the time. There is no such thing as 100% uptime.
#3030 [14:59] <VajraX> Nope, retyping the port number didn't fix it...
#3031 [14:59] <higuy> ohhh ok thx
#3032 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Spire - We're also not Mojang. We're community run support. We can't do anything about it.
#3033 [15:00] <ImAPig> it didnt work
#3034 [15:00] <ImAPig> it stands minecraft has crashed
#3035 [15:00] <ImAPig> and error stuff
#3036 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Did you attempt to install an HD texture pack?
#3037 [15:00] <almostroot> ImAPig: Can you post the contents of the error to pastebin?
#3038 [15:00] <ImAPig> yes i think
#3039 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Close down minecraft. Go back to %appdata% via your start menu. Go back to .minecraft
#3040 [15:00] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Delete everything inside .minecraft except for saves
#3041 [15:01] <Graversimen> no
#3042 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> !k Graversimen
#3043 [15:01] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:757>)
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#3046 [15:01] <ImAPig> okay
#3047 [15:01] <Graversimen> he can just delete the texturepacks folder...
#3048 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> he just tried that
#3049 [15:01] <Graversimen> then its weird
#3050 [15:01] <Graversimen> maybe he placed it in minecraft.jar then
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#3052 [15:02] <ImAPig> delete EVERYTHING except for saves?
#3053 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3054 [15:02] <ImAPig> okay
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#3056 [15:02] <Graversimen> except screenshots too :P
#3057 [15:02] <ImAPig> done
#3058 [15:02] <VajraX> Hmmm, could someone help me diagnose why my server doesn't want to forward the port?
#3059 [15:03] <morton> Is this good enough to play minecraft on?? http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/packard-bell-onetwo-l-i825uk-08647552-pdt.html
#3060 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Now run minecraft
#3061 [15:03] <ImAPig> okay
#3062 [15:03] <Graversimen> ??> vajrax teamviewer
#3063 [15:03] <VoxelHead> vajrax: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3064 [15:03] <VoxelHead> vajrax: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3065 [15:03] <GeneralM13> meh stupid minecraft.net... when i try to login it keeps saying "can't connect to minecraft.net" (sometimes it doesnt and just logs me in though" is minecraft.net having issues again?
#3066 [15:03] <Graversimen> yeah it has
#3067 [15:03] <VajraX> I'd rather not do that, actually
#3068 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> morton - Don't see anything wrong with it
#3069 [15:03] <VajraX> I got it working once
#3070 [15:03] <VajraX> But then it just...stopped forwarding it
#3071 [15:03] <morton> ok , cheers
#3072 [15:03] <GeneralM13> it's getting on my nerves
#3073 [15:04] <ImAPig> it ditndt work
#3074 [15:04] <ImAPig> didnt*
#3075 [15:04] <higuy> ok r u sure i can do this u guys wont hack me
#3076 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> higuy - If you didn't trust us to help, why did you come here in the first place?
#3077 [15:04] <almostroot> higuy: It's just the specifications of your computer. -_-
#3078 [15:04] <VajraX> everything *looks* fine...but whenever I use yougetsignal to test the port, it claims it is closed...
#3079 [15:05] <ImAPig> it didnt work :p
#3080 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Could you copy the contents of the error, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#3081 [15:05] <ImAPig> okay
#3082 [15:06] <ImAPig> http://pastebin.com/THnV6HLh
#3083 [15:06] <VajraX> ...hey,w ait
#3084 [15:06] <VajraX> there's a new file in my server folder
#3085 [15:06] <Graversimen> ...
#3086 [15:06] <VajraX> server.log.lck
#3087 [15:06] <Graversimen> he need to start with less ram
#3088 [15:06] <VajraX> what is that?
#3089 [15:06] <almostroot> VajraX: That is normal.
#3090 [15:06] <Graversimen> or more, idk
#3091 [15:06] <Graversimen> :P
#3092 [15:06] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Did you make sure you deleted everything in .minecraft except for saves?
#3093 [15:07] <VajraX> oh?
#3094 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Make sure there's no texturepacks folder tehre
#3095 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> there*
#3096 [15:07] <Graversimen> imapig has little lag
#3097 [15:07] <ImAPig> i can check
#3098 [15:07] <ImAPig> there is a folde minecraft without . should i delete there to?
#3099 [15:07] <VajraX> should I keep it there?
#3100 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - No
#3101 [15:07] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Only look inside .minecraft
#3102 [15:07] <almostroot> VajraX: Yes.
#3103 [15:08] <ImAPig> yes then i have deleted everything
#3104 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Strange. You said you had a folder named "minecraft"?
#3105 [15:08] <ImAPig> but inside that folder its only zelda craft
#3106 [15:08] <ImAPig> yes
#3107 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> What's inside that one?
#3108 [15:09] <ImAPig> gamerupdater
#3109 [15:09] <ImAPig> png's
#3110 [15:09] <ImAPig> login form
#3111 [15:10] <ImAPig> textured panel
#3112 [15:10] <ImAPig> and some more stuff
#3113 [15:11] <acesrhigh> Hi guys.. having a slight problem and figured I'd come here before posting.
#3114 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Could you run the minecraft.exe launcher again. Before logging in, go to the options menu to the right. Click on the blue path to the .minecraft folder
#3115 [15:11] <ImAPig> but i checked ''inside'' the saves folder it was just zelda craft
#3116 [15:11] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - When that window opens make sure there's no folders besides 'saves'
#3117 [15:11] <ImAPig> okay
#3118 [15:11] <ImAPig> okay
#3119 [15:12] <acesrhigh> Haven't played minecraft in 5 or 6 months, came back on a better computer than I had at the time and I'm lagging to hell...
#3120 [15:12] * guest-0-76602 [guest-0-76602@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3121 [15:12] <guest-0-76602> anyone about
#3122 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Fresh install of minecraft?
#3123 [15:12] <ImAPig> oh when i go iin there it was some more folders
#3124 [15:12] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Again, delete everything but saves there
#3125 [15:13] <ImAPig> okay
#3126 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Then try minecraft again
#3127 [15:13] <guest-0-76602> anyone able to help with my problem of account codes and the current offer
#3128 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Try turning down the graphics options inside minecraft?
#3129 [15:13] <acesrhigh> went from a 2x 2.4 with 2GB ram on win xp pro, nvidia 8400 gs to a 4x3.0 with 4gb ram on win 7 64, nvidia 240 GT
#3130 [15:13] <acesrhigh> yes, fresh install
#3131 [15:13] <ImAPig> done
#3132 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Hmm, that should run minecraft easily..
#3133 [15:13] <ImAPig> okay
#3134 [15:13] <ImAPig> ill try
#3135 [15:13] <acesrhigh> does it even with low graphics, people look like they're skipping around
#3136 [15:13] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Only does it in multiplayer?
#3137 [15:14] <acesrhigh> multi more than single player, but single player its kind of choppy as well
#3138 [15:14] <acesrhigh> multi you can really see everyone skipping
#3139 [15:14] <guest-0-76602> anyone
#3140 [15:14] <guest-0-76602> or will it be best posting in the forum
#3141 [15:14] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Press F3, check the FPS there, check the latency graph.
#3142 [15:14] <almostroot> ??> guest-0-76602 payment
#3143 [15:14] <VoxelHead> guest-0-76602: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3144 [15:14] <VoxelHead> guest-0-76602: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#3145 [15:14] <ImAPig> it worked
#3146 [15:14] <acesrhigh> alright
#3147 [15:14] <ImAPig> thank you so much
#3148 [15:14] <almostroot> Erm, that one is broken.
#3149 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> ImAPig - Glad we could help
#3150 [15:15] <almostroot> guest-0-76602: Check the support options on the minecraft site.
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#3152 [15:15] <ImAPig> you guys are the best :D
#3153 [15:15] * GreyVulpine adds http://www.minecraft.net/support to the end
#3153 [15:15] <mib_aifrt6> I NEED HEP!
#3154 [15:15] <ImAPig> i cant thank you enough
#3155 [15:15] <GreyVulpine> mib_aifrt6 - WITH WHAT?
#3156 [15:15] <ImAPig> okay g2g bye, thanks again :)
#3157 [15:15] * almostroot gives mib_aifrt6 HEP. (Whatever that is)
#3157 [15:15] <mib_aifrt6> When i Try To Load Minecraft The BOttom doesn't have the BAckground....
#3158 [15:15] <acesrhigh> i tried several servers, im at 30 mbs down 1mbs up.. ill check the graph though
#3159 [15:15] <Graversimen> :D
#3160 [15:15] <mib_aifrt6> The Logo i mean
#3161 [15:15] <guest-0-76602> ive paid for a code via the get one for a friend offer. In my account i have a code showing but only 1
#3162 [15:15] <mib_aifrt6> And When i try to play it Crashes!
#3163 [15:16] <mib_aifrt6> Says It has an Internal Error
#3164 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_aifrt6 - Do you get any error reports?
#3165 [15:16] <mib_aifrt6> yea
#3166 [15:16] <almostroot> guest-0-76602: You have to contact Mojang. We're not affiliated.
#3167 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_aifrt6 - Could you please share those via pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#3168 [15:16] <Graversimen> tyou need to buy it, not a giftcode
#3169 [15:16] <mib_aifrt6> i did buy it
#3170 [15:16] <Graversimen> buy it or buy giftcode
#3171 [15:16] <Graversimen> buying giftcode doesnt count
#3172 [15:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_aifrt6 - Could you please share those error reports via pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
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#3174 [15:16] <mib_aifrt6> Wut?
#3175 [15:16] <guest-0-76602> is one code automatically applied to your account and then the other shows in your account or should there be 2?????
#3176 [15:17] <mib_aifrt6> how?!
#3177 [15:17] <almostroot> guest-0-76602: Try this site: http://www.minecraft.net/buy_gift_codes.jsp
#3178 [15:17] <ch1pt0pher> Hello we need some help with the game!
#3179 [15:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_aifrt6 - Copy the contents of the error report, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there. Then press the submit button, give us the address to the page
#3180 [15:17] <Graversimen> <guest-0-76602> did you buy it, or buy giftcode????
#3181 [15:17] <VajraX> Alright
#3182 [15:17] <VajraX> I just made a picture showing my settings for mulitplayer and port-related things
#3183 [15:17] <PcJamesy> %appdata%
#3184 [15:17] <acesrhigh> 55, 56, 90 fps
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#3186 [15:17] <VajraX> http://i51.tinypic.com/2rysndi.png
#3187 [15:18] <mib_aifrt6> ill try and Thanks
#3188 [15:18] <acesrhigh> nevermind, its 55-56 now
#3189 [15:18] <VajraX> What I wantt to know is if everything looks OK?
#3190 [15:18] <ch1pt0pher> Whenever we try to load the game, it takes a long time to log in and then it comes up with the update window and stays frozen on that - any ideas?
#3191 [15:18] <acesrhigh> but everyone still looks choppy..
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#3193 [15:18] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Your internal ip address is 1.126?
#3194 [15:18] <guest-0-76602> i dont want to play it, its for my son and his friend. I thought i would get an email with 2 codes to let them use, but obviously i had to register with minecraft to be able to buy them, thats why im wondering if its applied one automatically to my account and then just given me the other in my profile
#3195 [15:18] <VajraX> Well, it's 192.168.1.126, yes
#3196 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - If you buy 2 seperate gift codes, they'll both show up in your profile page.
#3197 [15:19] <guest-0-76602> only 1 is showing
#3198 [15:19] <guest-0-76602> and only 1 in the email
#3199 [15:19] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - If you do the special that Mojang is currently having, buying an account will credit the account you purchased it under, as well as giving you one gift code.
#3200 [15:19] <guest-0-76602> ah
#3201 [15:19] <acesrhigh> nevermind.. 50-60 fps when i pause, 88-90 fps when unpaused.. people still lagging around..
#3202 [15:20] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Not a graphics lag issue then. Try a different server, try smp.shadow-craft.net
#3203 [15:20] <ch1pt0pher> Can anyone help? :)
#3204 [15:20] <guest-0-76602> how do you check the status of your account, cant remember seeing anything like 'account status'
#3205 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - Go to the profile page on minecraft.net
#3206 [15:21] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#3207 [15:21] <VajraX> oh, and my server is running, too
#3208 [15:21] <VajraX> Does that make a difference?
#3209 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - If you can change your skin at the profile page, that account is marked as premium
#3210 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Nope
#3211 [15:21] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Could you check the status page of your linksys router, make sure the WAN/internet ip address matches with the one from the website
#3212 [15:22] <VajraX> sure
#3213 [15:22] <VajraX> although
#3214 [15:22] <VajraX> I'm using what /ipconfig told me to do on cmd.exe
#3215 [15:22] <mib_toxxz0> just getting black square when trying to start up game and go to main menu. Have most recent Java update. Any ideas? Thanks!
#3216 [15:22] <guest-0-76602> it says you need to buy the game to change your skin
#3217 [15:22] <VajraX> which ends with .126
#3218 [15:22] <acesrhigh> i am waiting to see people walking around to see if its still lagging
#3219 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - Means that account isn't marked as premium
#3220 [15:22] <VajraX> but I log in with 192.168.1.1
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#3222 [15:22] <TheNytangel> Does GreyVulpine know JavaScript?
#3223 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - Haven't touched it in years
#3224 [15:23] <VajraX> notice the absence of the 126; it's just 1
#3225 [15:23] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, so you do :D
#3226 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Yes, 192.168.1.1 is the router's ip address, 192.168.1.126 is your computer's
#3227 [15:23] <VajraX> oh, ok
#3228 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - What does the router's status page say?
#3229 [15:23] <guest-0-76602> so how do i go about contact someone who can help me with the problem, i clicked on the get one for a friend offer and went through paypal - is there a direct email of the person to contact?
#3230 [15:23] <VajraX> Well, I'm too used to my router, but I can tell you the model
#3231 [15:24] <VajraX> it's a Linksys E3000
#3232 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - Try minecraft.net/support
#3233 [15:24] <VajraX> not too*
#3234 [15:24] <VajraX> >_<
#3235 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> guest-0-76602 - There should be a form you can fill out using account -> premium
#3236 [15:24] <VajraX> Wow, look at me type the wrong meaning XD
#3237 [15:24] <VajraX> anyway
#3238 [15:24] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - From what you've given me through screenshots, it looks correct, I'm just trying to gleam other information that could impact the connection
#3239 [15:24] <VajraX> Hmmm, alright
#3240 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Nothing you've given me, looks incorrect
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#3242 [15:25] <guest-0-76602> ok, well thankyou very much Greyvulpine
#3243 [15:25] <VajraX> Where would I find the status page for Linksys routers?
#3244 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - The upper right button, says status?
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#3246 [15:25] <VajraX> because to me, "status page" is a bit vauge
#3247 [15:25] <VajraX> alright
#3248 [15:25] <acesrhigh> Thanks grey.. i guess I'm just choosing crappy servers.
#3249 [15:25] <VajraX> oh lol
#3250 [15:25] <VajraX> I saw that button before, guess I forgot about it
#3251 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> acesrhigh - Sure.
#3252 [15:26] <gumbo> Hey, I've a problem while playing on SMP
#3253 [15:26] <VajraX> Internet IP address is the same, it seems: 71.201.182.231
#3254 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - What problem?
#3255 [15:26] <GreyVulpine> VajraX - Alright, then do you have any other security software installed on the machine?
#3256 [15:26] <gumbo> I can't write anything, and it isn't a problem of the server
#3257 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - Erm, huh? What happens when you try?
#3258 [15:27] <VajraX> Just ZoneAlarm
#3259 [15:27] <gumbo> here you can find a better description and what other people say http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/27863/unable-to-talk-in-smp-chat
#3260 [15:27] <VajraX> as far as I know
#3261 [15:27] <VajraX> that's it
#3262 [15:27] <acesrhigh> Yea.. thanks a lot GreyVulpine :)
#3263 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> Zonealarms given us so much grief, any way you can uninstall it to test?
#3264 [15:27] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I have a big decision for you
#3265 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> ??> VajraX fubar/zonealarm
#3266 [15:27] <VoxelHead> VajraX: (fubar/zonealarm) Don't use ZoneAlarm. It's bloated, resource-heavy software that does more harm than good, and in fact is known to cause problems with Minecraft specifically, such as connecting to servers and falling endlessly through the void, or even crashing servers entirely.
#3267 [15:27] <VoxelHead> VajraX: (fubar/zonealarm) Official report thread about ZA-induce server crashes is here: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_crashes_in_multiplayer_socketexception_if_firewa
#3268 [15:27] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, peaches or meatballs?
#3269 [15:27] <GreyVulpine> TheNytangel - ...
#3270 [15:28] <VajraX> ...you're kidding.
#3271 [15:28] <VajraX> Wow...
#3272 [15:28] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, I'm hungry and can't decide :P
#3273 [15:28] <VajraX> guess I'll have to turn it off XD
#3274 [15:28] <almostroot> Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
#3275 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> Turning off zonealarm usually doesn't unload the engine of zonealarm
#3276 [15:28] <VajraX> oh, Vulpine? Voxel didn't give me the whole thing
#3277 [15:28] <VajraX> that link
#3278 [15:28] <GreyVulpine> We've found an uninstall of zonealarm is usually needed
#3279 [15:28] <VajraX> oh
#3280 [15:28] <VajraX> Ah
#3281 [15:28] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine didn't choose >:(
#3282 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> Sec
#3283 [15:29] <TheNytangel> :)
#3284 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/minecraft_crashes_in_multiplayer_socketexception_if_firewall_is_active
#3285 [15:29] <almostroot> VajraX: Zone Alarm removal tool:
#3286 [15:29] <almostroot> http://download.zonealarm.com/bin/free/support/cpes_clean.exe
#3287 [15:29] <TheBadShepperd> TheNytangel: Grey can't help you with real life, even that is out of her magical helping ability.
#3288 [15:29] <GreyVulpine> "her"?
#3289 [15:29] <TheBadShepperd> His*
#3290 [15:29] * GreyVulpine coughs
#3290 [15:29] <TheNytangel> I was going to say..
#3291 [15:29] <TheBadShepperd> Every other Vulpine I know is a female. It gets confusing. .__.
#3292 [15:30] <TheNytangel> Come on GreyVulpine, don't make me start a forum poll about it
#3293 [15:30] <almostroot> Erm. My link was apparently broken. What I get for keeping old bookmarks.
#3294 [15:30] <TheNytangel> Have I ever told you guys I'm bad at making decisions? :P
#3295 [15:30] <VajraX> is there another good program that does what ZoneAlarm does?
#3296 [15:31] <VajraX> I'm assuming stuff like Norton would be fine
#3297 [15:31] * GreyVulpine winces
#3297 [15:31] <almostroot> VajraX: Free? Windows firewall and Windows Essentials is more than enough.
#3298 [15:31] <GreyVulpine> Norton hasn't been good in years
#3299 [15:31] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: Still love Symantec End Point though. ;P
#3300 [15:31] <VajraX> well, ok
#3301 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> The non-consumer stuff from symantec's good.
#3302 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> Just, not Norton.
#3303 [15:32] <gumbo> GreyVulpine: did you have a look at the link?
#3304 [15:32] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - Sorry, one moment
#3305 [15:32] <TheNytangel> *sigh* Fine, I will eat peaches because almostroot is good at making decisions then
#3306 [15:32] <almostroot> VajraX: Have to remember that you already have a firewall on your router, and your ISP has you behind one, and then you're going to use a software one as well.
#3307 [15:32] * mib_5l1fw2 [mib_5l1fw2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3308 [15:32] <VajraX> true
#3309 [15:33] <gumbo> GreyVulpine: Don't worry :)
#3310 [15:33] <mib_5l1fw2> i bought minecraft but i tried typing in my account and it said that it isnt premiumBUT I BOUGHT IT
#3311 [15:33] <TheNytangel> mib_5l1fw2, when did you buy it?
#3312 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - Could you try connecting to smp.shadow-craft.net and try chatting there?
#3313 [15:33] <mib_5l1fw2> earlier today
#3314 [15:33] <GreyVulpine> It's a known, working server
#3315 [15:33] <almostroot> gumbo: Can you talk on other servers? Did you accentually change the key mapped to talk?
#3316 [15:33] <TheNytangel> mib_5l1fw2, have you gotten a confirmation e-mail yet?
#3317 [15:33] <mib_5l1fw2> no confirmation email
#3318 [15:34] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_5l1fw2 payment
#3319 [15:34] <VoxelHead> mib_5l1fw2: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3320 [15:34] <VoxelHead> mib_5l1fw2: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#3321 [15:34] <Graversimen> :D
#3322 [15:34] <gumbo> I can't talk in any server at all, the same problem happens every time
#3323 [15:34] <mib_5l1fw2> i paid for it but it wont give me confirmation email and its been more then an hr
#3324 [15:34] <gumbo> GreyVulpine - sure, one moment
#3325 [15:35] <almostroot> gumbo: Check the key making to make sure the one for talk wash;t changed and that there isn;t something else mapped to it. Have you installed any mods?
#3326 [15:35] <TheNytangel> mib_5l1fw2, it can take more than an hour. Just be patient.
#3327 [15:35] <mib_5l1fw2> ok thanks for the help bye
#3328 [15:35] <mib_5l1fw2> =D
#3329 [15:35] <almostroot> making/mapping wash;t/wasn't
#3330 [15:36] <Shadow386> looks like gumbo connected
#3331 [15:36] <gumbo> amostroot: 't' is mapped to open chat, and I haven't got any mods
#3332 [15:36] <almostroot> Between my typing skills and autocorrect, I don't even know what I'm saying.
#3333 [15:36] <gumbo> that's me
#3334 [15:36] <Shadow386> I use enter for mine
#3335 [15:36] <Graversimen> gumbo check in the control config
#3336 [15:36] <gumbo> Unable to write
#3337 [15:36] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - Are you able to chat here?
#3338 [15:36] <TheNytangel> almostroot, XChat autocorrects "the" for me
#3339 [15:36] <Graversimen> the
#3340 [15:36] <Graversimen> :P
#3341 [15:37] <gumbo> GreyVulpine: nope
#3342 [15:37] <Graversimen> lol
#3343 [15:37] <Shadow386> gumbo, change it to the key G and try again
#3344 [15:37] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - Do you have any programs installed that may be capturing input, or translating keyboard input?
#3345 [15:37] <Graversimen> can you open chat area?
#3346 [15:38] <gumbo> Shadow386: I can open the chat window, but I can't send the message (I tried with G though)
#3347 [15:38] <Shadow386> What happens when you try?
#3348 [15:39] <gumbo> GreyVulpine: No
#3349 [15:39] <gumbo> Shadow386: you can find detailed info here: http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/27863/unable-to-talk-in-smp-chat
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#3351 [15:40] <Shadow386> hm
#3352 [15:40] <Shadow386> what happens when you press enter?
#3353 [15:40] <Shadow386> does it just not go to the chat?
#3354 [15:40] <gumbo> right
#3355 [15:40] * CruelNoise [CruelNoise@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3356 [15:40] <dededed> my minecraft wont load all the way
#3357 [15:40] <gumbo> nothing happens
#3358 [15:40] <Graversimen> can you see others chatting?
#3359 [15:40] <Shadow386> that's...really odd. hm
#3360 [15:40] <gumbo> yes
#3361 [15:41] <Shadow386> try saying hi
#3362 [15:41] <Graversimen> ok then its not f1 :P
#3363 [15:41] <Shadow386> I'll check the server
#3364 [15:41] <TheNytangel> Hi Shadow386
#3365 [15:41] <Shadow386> >.>
#3366 [15:42] <gumbo> It's not the server, as this happens in every server I've tried (including one in my machine)
#3367 [15:42] <Shadow386> I was checking to see something :P
#3368 [15:42] <almostroot> gumbo: Have you tried fully reinstalling Minecraft yet?
#3369 [15:42] <Shadow386> hm
#3370 [15:42] <Shadow386> and java
#3371 [15:42] <Graversimen> maybe he is muted in all servers >:D
#3372 [15:42] <gumbo> Under ubuntu, what should I do to fully reinstall it?
#3373 [15:43] <almostroot> ??> gumbo linux/reinst/sh
#3374 [15:43] <VoxelHead> gumbo: (linux/reinst/sh) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script. (You may have to mark it executable first, right click -> properties, permissions tab, check the 'Execute' box)Minecraft Reinstall Script for Linux: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.sh
#3375 [15:44] <dededed> please help, i might have deleted something important
#3376 [15:44] <Graversimen> deleted what
#3377 [15:44] <almostroot> dededed: What did you delete?
#3378 [15:44] <Graversimen> check in recycle can, maybe its there
#3379 [15:44] <dededed> maybe minecraft.jar
#3380 [15:45] <almostroot> dededed: Using Windows?
#3381 [15:45] <dededed> mac
#3382 [15:45] <almostroot> ??> dededed mac/reinst
#3383 [15:45] <gumbo> Ran the script, now will reinstall java
#3384 [15:45] <VoxelHead> dededed: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3385 [15:45] <VoxelHead> dededed: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3386 [15:45] <Graversimen> wtf
#3387 [15:45] <almostroot> gumbo: Java should;t be needed.
#3388 [15:45] <Graversimen> doesnt make sense thought
#3389 [15:45] <Graversimen> dededed try this
#3390 [15:45] <almostroot> gumbo: Run minecraft, download the files when prompted, and try now.
#3391 [15:45] <Graversimen> ?? forceupdate
#3392 [15:45] <Graversimen> -VoxelHead- forceupdate: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3393 [15:45] <Graversimen> -VoxelHead- forceupdate: To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3394 [15:47] <gumbo> almostroot: still the same
#3395 [15:49] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - What security software do you run?
#3396 [15:49] <gumbo> none
#3397 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - What distro of linux are you on?
#3398 [15:50] <gumbo> Ubuntu 11.04
#3399 [15:50] <GreyVulpine> Running OpenJDK or Sun Java?
#3400 [15:51] * mib_6ya7i3 [mib_6ya7i3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#3402 [15:53] <mib_6ya7i3> Is minecraft available for the iPad
#3403 [15:54] <almostroot> mib_6ya7i3: Nope.
#3404 [15:54] <mib_6ya7i3> Shit
#3405 [15:54] <Sin|AWAY> that's a good term for ipad
#3406 [15:54] <Sin|AWAY> :P
#3407 [15:54] <Graversimen> well
#3408 [15:54] <Graversimen> i think there is unofficial minecraft for all things
#3409 [15:55] <gumbo> Sun Java
#3410 [15:55] <Sinistrahd> aka people trying to ride in mojang's wake with inferior products
#3411 [15:55] <TheNytangel> Graversimen, your message could have been: well, i think there is unofficial minecraft for all things
#3412 [15:56] <GreyVulpine> gumbo - And you're running sun java 1.6, as indicated by java -version ?
#3413 [15:57] <Graversimen> yeah, sorry
#3414 [16:00] <gumbo> yes
#3415 [16:03] <gumbo> Well, I have to go for some time. I'll connect later
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#3417 [16:09] <Opeth> !paid 090807191817
#3418 [16:09] <Opeth> Well I'll be damned.
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#3420 [16:10] <poo> herp... i need halp or at least some info
#3421 [16:10] <Opeth> Ask away.
#3422 [16:10] <poo> im having problems logging onto minecraft
#3423 [16:11] <Opeth> Elaborate. What error message do you get/what happens?
#3424 [16:11] <poo> tho i hear from friends that they are playing without problems
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#3426 [16:11] <poo> connection error
#3427 [16:11] <JohnEBH> ??> poo error/cantconnect
#3428 [16:11] <VoxelHead> poo: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3429 [16:11] <Andofalla> Is the log in down ?
#3430 [16:11] <VoxelHead> poo: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3431 [16:12] <poo> i manage to log onto my account
#3432 [16:12] <poo> tho i cannot connect to a server
#3433 [16:12] * CruelNoise [CruelNoise@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3434 [16:12] <Opeth> What is the server IP?
#3435 [16:13] <Andofalla> i only get login fail when i want to play multiplayer, can play offline thow
#3436 [16:13] <Opeth> Andofalla - What is your username?
#3437 [16:13] <poo> my username is maambaa
#3438 [16:13] <Andofalla> ?
#3439 [16:13] <poo> server ip
#3440 [16:13] <poo> sc23.servercraft.co:7494
#3441 [16:14] <Opeth> Andofalla - What is your account name that you use to play Minecraft?
#3442 [16:14] <Opeth> !check sc23.servercraft.co:7494
#3443 [16:14] <poo> oh
#3444 [16:14] <Opeth> Not sure why you can't connect.
#3445 [16:14] <Opeth> !paid maambaa
#3446 [16:14] <Andofalla> dont know if i realy want to say it =P
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#3448 [16:14] <Opeth> Hm.
#3449 [16:14] <poo> the error message says read timed out
#3450 [16:14] <Opeth> ??> Andofalla dont/bother
#3451 [16:14] <VoxelHead> Andofalla: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3452 [16:14] <kermi> Hi can someone help me with my mine craft server?
#3453 [16:14] <Opeth> ??> kermi smp/serversetup
#3454 [16:14] <VoxelHead> kermi: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3455 [16:14] <VoxelHead> kermi: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#3456 [16:15] <Andofalla> avadon85 ...
#3457 [16:15] <kermi> I tried that it wont really help tbh.
#3458 [16:15] <Shadow386> poo, check your firewall to be sure it's allowing minecraft.exe I'd guess
#3459 [16:15] <Opeth> !paid avandon85
#3460 [16:15] <almostroot> !paid avadon85
#3461 [16:15] <Opeth> Hm bad.
#3462 [16:15] <Opeth> My bad*
#3463 [16:16] <Opeth> Err.
#3464 [16:16] <poo> minecraft is allowed in the firewall
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#3466 [16:17] <mgunk> i have problems loading minecraft help?
#3467 [16:17] <almostroot> mgunk: Can you elaborate?
#3468 [16:17] <mgunk> i log in0 and when it loads it goes black
#3469 [16:18] <mgunk> then nothing happens
#3470 [16:18] <Andofalla> It just say can't connect to minecraft.net when i try and start the game thrue the downloaded launcher
#3471 [16:18] <Andofalla> or login failed
#3472 [16:18] <almostroot> mgunk: Check your version of Java please.
#3473 [16:18] <almostroot> ??> mgunk java/version
#3474 [16:18] <VoxelHead> mgunk: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3475 [16:18] <VoxelHead> mgunk: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3476 [16:18] <kermi> Whenever i try and log into my minecraft server it says connection timed out even though i portfowarded and i even tried to use the minecraft online wiki for help but still nothing..
#3477 [16:19] <almostroot> Andofalla: Does it work in the browser version?
#3478 [16:19] <mgunk> its came up with this the link: You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 26).
#3479 [16:19] <Andofalla> havent tried that , problem is i have played befor today and now i cant , so i dont get it
#3480 [16:19] <almostroot> mgunk: Has it worked before? Did you install any mods or texture packs?
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#3482 [16:20] <mgunk> yes a texture pack
#3483 [16:20] <almostroot> mgunk: Are you using Windows?
#3484 [16:20] <Opeth> ??> Andofalla error/cantconnect
#3485 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Andofalla: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3486 [16:20] <VoxelHead> Andofalla: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3487 [16:20] <mgunk> yes windows
#3488 [16:20] <almostroot> mgunk: Try reinstalling Minecraft. If you choose to reinstall the texture pack, read the instructions for that pack carefully.
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#3490 [16:20] <almostroot> ??> mgunk win/reinst
#3491 [16:21] <VoxelHead> mgunk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3492 [16:21] <VoxelHead> mgunk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#3494 [16:21] <Dan> I have a question do i need to put my own map into the minecraft server thing or will it produce its own?
#3495 [16:22] <almostroot> Dan: It will produce its own.
#3496 [16:22] <Dan> K thanks.
#3497 [16:23] <Joe> I have a problem where my characters hand turns black on one side and mobs are black on one side and I can see lines in the snow and clouds.
#3498 [16:23] <almostroot> Joe:
#3499 [16:23] <Dan> One more question do i need to change the ip in the minecraft server folder to mine or leave it alone?
#3500 [16:23] <almostroot> Joe: Using any mods?
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#3502 [16:23] <almostroot> Dan: I believe you leave it blank, unless you have multiple IP addresses.
#3503 [16:24] <Dan> k because im still getting timed out connection or something
#3504 [16:24] <Dan> and im fortfowarded and everything.
#3505 [16:24] <Joe> I am only using too many items but it started before I installed the mod
#3506 [16:25] <almostroot> Joe: Doesn;t mean that it isn;t causing it now. Could also be a texture pack issue.
#3507 [16:25] <xinemae> quickie question for anyone who wants to poke an answer at me.
#3508 [16:25] <xinemae> Just purchased a gift code for my son to play, went to download for the first time and keep getting an error "not premium" when we try to login. Any ideas?
#3509 [16:26] <almostroot> xinemae: It can take time. Did you receive a confirmation e-mail yet?
#3510 [16:26] <xinemae> yeppers
#3511 [16:26] <almostroot> xinemae: What username did you register?
#3512 [16:26] <mgunk> thanks all working now
#3513 [16:26] <Graversimen> almost we already know it isnt premium :P
#3514 [16:26] <Graversimen> almostroot
#3515 [16:26] <almostroot> !kb Graversimen
#3516 [16:26] * GreyBot kicked Graversimen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:758>)
#3517 [16:27] <xinemae> xinemae and meleeassassin
#3518 [16:27] <almostroot> !paid xinemae
#3519 [16:27] <PcJamesy> ??> xinemae payment
#3520 [16:27] <VoxelHead> xinemae: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3521 [16:27] <VoxelHead> xinemae: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#3522 [16:27] <almostroot> !paid meleeassassin
#3523 [16:27] <Joe> I have no texture packs installed right now
#3524 [16:27] <xinemae> meleeassassin is his account that I sent the gift code for
#3525 [16:27] <PcJamesy> it may take some time to proccess
#3526 [16:27] <almostroot> xinemae: Try contacting Mojang for support.
#3527 [16:27] <Dan> K im still having trouble just to confirm i use my default ip to log into my minecraft server?
#3528 [16:27] <almostroot> !help
#3529 [16:27] <xinemae> gotcha :o) will keep an eye on it, thanks guys :o)
#3530 [16:28] <StarFox> xinemae, if you bought a gift code for your son, you redeemed it on his account right?.. :)
#3531 [16:28] <almostroot> !unban Graversimen
#3532 [16:28] <xinemae> yeah StarFox
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#3534 [16:28] <xinemae> I had to create an account to purchse the gift code
#3535 [16:28] * StarFox knows people who will send it to the account, but then not redeem it on the redeem page.
#3535 [16:29] <xinemae> then created an account for him to play on ... got the email, clicked the redeem link and went to login, got the error "User not premium"
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#3537 [16:29] <rumpler> Minecraft keeps trying to update but just as it finishes it has a launch error.
#3538 [16:30] <almostroot> ??> xinemae giftcode
#3539 [16:30] <VoxelHead> xinemae: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#3540 [16:30] <almostroot> rumpler: What error?
#3541 [16:30] <Dan> Ok so i just watched a video and i did everything it says and my server still wont work i portfowarded, got the server console and now im just waiting for it to work
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#3543 [16:30] <rumpler> idk. ill try again.
#3544 [16:31] <almostroot> Dan: After it's done generating the spawn and the map, it will sit there without change. Try joining your server and see if it shows up in the console.
#3545 [16:31] <Dan> nope
#3546 [16:31] * ikinnoinjklnjkjfjvj [ikinnoinjklnjkjfjvj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3547 [16:32] <bennyboy> hi, i bought minecraft yesterday but when i try to download the game , it freezes on 8% .... any ideas please
#3548 [16:32] <almostroot> Dan: After it's done generating the spawn and the map, it will sit there without change. Try joining your server and see if it shows up in the console.then you're connecting to the wrong IP, didn;t set up port forwarding correctly, or didn;t allow the server through your computer's firewall.
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#3550 [16:32] <tulwinn> can anyone help? I have a problem, I wanted to get two copies for friends and instead of buy new game I bought the gift code because it said I already had a copy
#3551 [16:32] <Dan> i did the checkport thing and it gave me the green flag.
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#3553 [16:33] <Dan> and when i try logging in the console doesent do nothing
#3554 [16:33] <almostroot> tulwinn: Not sure if the promotion will allow you to receive two gift codes.
#3555 [16:33] <almostroot> bennyboy: Does it work in the browser version?
#3556 [16:34] <xinemae> VoxelHead, that link sent me to the correct place. The "redeem" link in the email received did not, thanks :o)
#3557 [16:34] * mib_mumw09 [mib_mumw09@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3558 [16:34] <tulwinn> Yeah Im seeing that now but it wasn't obvious, can I get it refunded and I will redo it?
#3559 [16:34] <Morrolan> tulwinn: You have to buy the game in order to receive a gitfcode, buying a giftcode will not earn you a second giftcode. ;)
#3560 [16:34] <tulwinn> or possibly send another code?
#3561 [16:34] <Morrolan> Oh, I see, i'm too late.
#3562 [16:34] <almostroot> tulwinn: Not sure. Contact support.
#3563 [16:35] <tulwinn> I cant find a support mail
#3564 [16:35] <Morrolan> Also, we're not affiliated with Mojang, so what almostroot said. :)
#3565 [16:35] <Morrolan> support@mojang.cmo
#3566 [16:35] <mib_mumw09> it says it is error 4...
#3567 [16:35] <almostroot> tulwinn: support@mojang.com
#3568 [16:35] <Morrolan> .com even
#3569 [16:35] <tulwinn> Thanks fo rthat will mail now
#3570 [16:35] <Dan> ok something else happended now its disconnecting faster
#3571 [16:35] <Dan> am i apost to use my IP or default gateway?
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#3573 [16:36] <Dan> oh wait that was a stupid question lol.
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#3575 [16:36] <almostroot> ??> xinemae bot
#3576 [16:36] <VoxelHead> xinemae: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
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#3579 [16:36] <mib_mumw09> minecraft keeps trying to update but just before it finishes it has a launch error.
#3580 [16:36] <almostroot> mib_mumw09: What is the error?
#3581 [16:36] <mib_mumw09> i think it said error 4...?
#3582 [16:37] <zelda> i accsidently clicked on cancel insted of run what should i do, it wont let me on
#3583 [16:37] * mib_kedk5k [mib_kedk5k@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3584 [16:37] <almostroot> mib_mumw09: Need the full error message, and if there's a button to show more details, everything there too. If it is more than a single line, post it on www.pastebin.com
#3585 [16:37] <mib_kedk5k> can somebody help me
#3586 [16:37] <mib_mumw09> unable to download <head>
#3587 [16:37] <zelda> cna some one answer me
#3588 [16:37] <almostroot> zelda: Close your browser, go back, and try again.
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#3590 [16:37] <mib_kedk5k> when i try to run minecraft it crashes every time
#3591 [16:38] <bennyboy> almostroot ... no i can't get it to do anything ... i'm pretty new to all this so i'm really struggling
#3592 [16:38] <mib_75rr07> minecraft wont load
#3593 [16:38] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Does it provide you with an error message?
#3594 [16:38] <mib_kedk5k> yeah it wont load for me to
#3595 [16:38] * uni|offline [uni|offline@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3596 [16:38] <mib_mumw09> me neither
#3597 [16:38] <almostroot> bennyboy: What exactly happens in the browser version?
#3598 [16:38] <mib_kedk5k> i tried to redownload it
#3599 [16:38] <zelda> i accsidently clicked cnacel insted of run and now it wont let me on
#3600 [16:38] <mib_kedk5k> now it crashes each time i open minecraft
#3601 [16:38] <almostroot> zelda: Already told you what to do,.
#3602 [16:39] <zelda> can you please say it again
#3603 [16:39] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Does it produce an error message or error log?
#3604 [16:39] <almostroot> zelda: Close your browser, go back, and try again.
#3605 [16:39] <mib_kedk5k> yes
#3606 [16:39] <zelda> error messege
#3607 [16:39] * mib_zpgc2n [mib_zpgc2n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3608 [16:39] <zelda> i already tried that more then once
#3609 [16:39] <TheNytangel> almostroot, I'm going to get meatballs instead :P
#3610 [16:40] <mib_kedk5k> it says send this maessage to support at mojang
#3611 [16:40] <zelda> what should i do
#3612 [16:40] <almostroot> If you are receiving an error message, don't you think it would be easier for us to help you if you told us what it is? If it's more than a line of text, submit it on www.pastebin.com and provide us with the link.
#3613 [16:40] <mib_kedk5k> basically it went from not loading to blackscreen
#3614 [16:40] <almostroot> TheNytangel: Poser.
#3615 [16:41] <mib_75rr07> is somebody going to help me?
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#3617 [16:41] <zelda> ill be back
#3618 [16:41] <mib_kedk5k> its just a goddamn error message
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#3620 [16:41] <mib_kedk5k> how do i reload minecraft or something
#3621 [16:42] <mib_kedk5k> i can keep the saves because i took that file out of .minecraft
#3622 [16:42] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: mib_75rr07: Submit your error message on pastebin.
#3623 [16:42] <almostroot> ?? pastebin
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#3625 [16:42] <mib_kedk5k> ffxs
#3626 [16:42] <almostroot> ?? mib_kedk5k pastebin
#3627 [16:42] <mib_kedk5k> --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 8/14/11 4:24 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows Vista (x86) version 6.0 Java: 1.6.0_21, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 OpenGL: GeForce 8100P/PCI/SSE2 version 2.1.2, NVIDIA Corporation java.nio.BufferOverflowExceptio
#3628 [16:42] <frogonia> its me zelda
#3629 [16:42] <mib_75rr07> there was
#3630 [16:42] <Dan> I just noticed that the console it says the spawn area loaded 56% will that hurt or effect the game?
#3631 [16:42] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Pastebin, not in the channel.
#3632 [16:42] <almostroot> ??> mib_kedk5k pastebin
#3633 [16:42] <VoxelHead> mib_kedk5k: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3634 [16:42] <mib_kedk5k> it doesnt matter
#3635 [16:42] <frogonia> im totally confused
#3636 [16:42] <mib_kedk5k> how can it help
#3637 [16:43] <StarFox> Oh my god, VoxelHead's flood protection sucks.
#3638 [16:43] <almostroot> ??> mib_kedk5k dont/bother
#3639 [16:43] <mib_75rr07> no error message
#3640 [16:43] <frogonia> i have no clue what to do
#3641 [16:43] <VoxelHead> mib_kedk5k: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3642 [16:43] <mib_kedk5k> ill post it
#3643 [16:43] <almostroot> StarFox: It's awesome and prevents the channel being filled with spam.
#3644 [16:43] <StarFox> No, not the +q.
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#3646 [16:43] <mib_kedk5k> HERE YOU GO 0b1HnkMP
#3647 [16:43] <mib_kedk5k> WONT DO SHIT THO
#3648 [16:43] <frogonia> im lisining it wont let me copy or past the error messege
#3649 [16:44] <StarFox> How it will notice you the message instead of sending it to the channel somtimes.
#3650 [16:44] <Bohimen> Hey guys, I have an issues with my Minecraft, won't update. When I try to update it all it give me is this message. Fatal error occured (2): C:\Users\LokeyHome\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (Access is denied) am I missing something?
#3651 [16:44] <Dan> K other then me portfwoarding wrong cause i know i didnt i did it exactly how the minecraft wiki said it what else could it be?
#3652 [16:44] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Java is out of date. Update it.
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#3654 [16:44] <almostroot> ??> mib_kedk5k getjava
#3655 [16:44] <VoxelHead> mib_kedk5k: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3656 [16:44] <mib_kedk5k> HOW
#3657 [16:44] <mib_kedk5k> HOW I DO DIS
#3658 [16:44] <mib_kedk5k> ok
#3659 [16:44] <StarFox> You start by turning off your caps lock.
#3660 [16:44] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Stop with the caps. Now.
#3661 [16:44] <GreyVulpine> Hold on, bufferoverflow usually means they were trying to install an HD texture pack and failed
#3662 [16:44] <frogonia> how can i copy and paste the messege if it wont let me highlight ot to cpyand paste it
#3663 [16:45] <Heywhatsup> so i bought the game like 6 days ago and my profile still isnt premium. did i do something wrong??
#3664 [16:45] <mib_75rr07> hello
#3665 [16:45] <mib_kedk5k> SORRY but that dl is for xp/7 i need vista
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#3667 [16:45] <almostroot> Heywhatsup: Was the money actually debited off of your card/account?
#3668 [16:45] <TheNytangel> almostroot, poser?
#3669 [16:45] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Keep looking. It's there.
#3670 [16:45] <Heywhatsup> ya i got a confimation email
#3671 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#3672 [16:45] <almostroot> Heywhatsup: What username did you register?
#3673 [16:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Find the .minecraft folder, delete everything but saves, then try minecraft again
#3674 [16:46] <mib_kedk5k> I DID THAT GREY
#3675 [16:46] <mib_kedk5k> it still dont work
#3676 [16:46] <Heywhatsup> KaptainKangaroo. then when i got on it it didnt say i had bought it
#3677 [16:46] <almostroot> !paid KaptainKangaroo
#3678 [16:46] <mib_kedk5k> .minecraft is gona and i kept the saves
#3679 [16:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Okay, try this, go to your launcher, go to the options button, do you see a blue underlined link there?
#3680 [16:46] <mib_kedk5k> now it says minecrafy crashed every time
#3681 [16:46] <almostroot> Heywhatsup: Contact Mojang.
#3682 [16:46] <mib_kedk5k> hold up
#3683 [16:47] <Heywhatsup> ight how do that?
#3684 [16:47] <mib_kedk5k> i cant even Get to options
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#3686 [16:47] <mib_75rr07> hello
#3687 [16:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Before you even get into minecraft, the launcher, the place where you log in?
#3688 [16:47] <almostroot> Heywhatsup: www.minecraft.net/support
#3689 [16:47] <mib_eqamqs> its me the zelda person again
#3690 [16:47] <mib_eqamqs> this is what i can see of the message
#3691 [16:47] <Heywhatsup> oh i did that and nothing happened. im getting kinda pissed cuz im getting no response or nithing
#3692 [16:47] <Heywhatsup> *nothing
#3693 [16:48] <almostroot> Heywhatsup: Only avenue we can offer to help you.
#3694 [16:48] <mib_kedk5k> ok i can do that i see the blue underlind link
#3695 [16:48] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Please double click on it, does it open a new window?
#3696 [16:48] <Heywhatsup> ?? only avenue
#3697 [16:48] <mib_75rr07> nobody is helping me
#3698 [16:48] <mib_eqamqs> al error occured (2): accsess denided (java.until.property premision) user. home re
#3699 [16:48] <mib_kedk5k> dude i could have fucking done that...im in .minecraft
#3700 [16:49] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Delete everything inside that except for saves
#3701 [16:49] <almostroot> ??> Heywhatsup support
#3702 [16:49] <VoxelHead> Heywhatsup: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#3703 [16:49] <mib_eqamqs> thanks
#3704 [16:49] <mib_kedk5k> I TRIED THAT....but ill try again ffs
#3705 [16:49] <AndrewPH|AFK> !paid bananabot
#3706 [16:49] <almostroot> mib_kedk5k: Select all of the text, put it on www.pastebin.com and submit it, then provide us with the link.
#3707 [16:49] <AndrewPH|AFK> :>
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#3709 [16:49] <mib_eqamqs> wait that hthing dident help at all that thing got me herer
#3710 [16:50] <mib_kedk5k> grrey im not allowed to delete it apparently
#3711 [16:50] <mib_kedk5k> access = denied
#3712 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Close down minecraft. Look at your task manager in windows, make sure java isn't running
#3713 [16:50] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Then try again
#3714 [16:50] <mib_kedk5k> ok
#3715 [16:50] * mib_6e0zsu [mib_6e0zsu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3716 [16:51] <Bohimen> My Minecraft still won't update.
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#3718 [16:51] <Bohimen> What does this message mean? Fatal error occured (2): C:\Users\LokeyHome\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (Access is denied)
#3719 [16:51] <mib_75rr07> somebody help there was no error but it still didn't load
#3720 [16:52] <Morrolan> Bohimen: Sounds as if you didn't have writing access to that folder. oO
#3721 [16:52] <geoff> Bad video card drivers!
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#3723 [16:52] <Morrolan> geoff: You will have to update your video drivers. Do you know how to do so?
#3724 [16:52] <TheNytangel> Bohimen, run minecraft as admin possibly?
#3725 [16:52] <mib_kedk5k> grey im just left with a never ending try again button to delete it
#3726 [16:52] <Sora> Hello, thar
#3727 [16:52] <Morrolan> Ohai Sora
#3728 [16:52] <Sora> :)
#3729 [16:52] <mib_6e0zsu> when i try to join a multiplayer server, i gget this message something about socket timeout
#3730 [16:52] <Bohimen> How do you run as admin?
#3731 [16:52] <mib_6e0zsu> or something
#3732 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Go to your task manager in windows, check the processes tab, make sure java.exe isn't listed in there
#3733 [16:52] <Morrolan> mib_6e0zsu: Does it happen with any server, or only with a specific one?
#3734 [16:52] <TheNytangel> Bohimen, right click
#3735 [16:52] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - If it is, "End process" it
#3736 [16:52] <mib_6e0zsu> any
#3737 [16:53] <TheNytangel> Bohimen, then click "run as administrator"
#3738 [16:53] <Sora> On a Windows machine? Right click and select "Run as Adminstrator"
#3739 [16:53] <Heywhatsup> ok well i tried all that but nothing happened. ill do it again but its really gay cuz i paid for it and i havent gotten any responses what so ever
#3740 [16:53] <Morrolan> mib_6e0zsu: Could you try minecraft.lethal-zone.eu to make sure?
#3741 [16:53] <TheNytangel> Sora, beat you ;)
#3742 [16:53] <mib_6e0zsu> sure
#3743 [16:53] <Morrolan> Heywhatsup: When did you contact support?
#3744 [16:53] <Sora> :P
#3745 [16:53] <mib_6e0zsu> 1 sec
#3746 [16:53] <geoff> hi
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#3748 [16:53] <Sora> Greets
#3749 [16:53] <Heywhatsup> like two days ago.
#3750 [16:53] <Morrolan> [22:52:12] <@Morrolan> geoff: You will have to update your video drivers. Do you know how to do so?
#3751 [16:53] <blinky> im the giy who keeps coming on
#3752 [16:53] <Heywhatsup> and my account hasnt changed a bi
#3753 [16:53] <Heywhatsup> bit
#3754 [16:53] <blinky> it says failed to luanch
#3755 [16:53] <geoff> yes i did
#3756 [16:53] <mib_kedk5k> i triple checked for no java and i still cant delete
#3757 [16:53] <Morrolan> geoff: How did you update them?
#3758 [16:54] <geoff> they are updated but same messag
#3759 [16:54] <mib_kedk5k> i did it before but i cant now
#3760 [16:54] <mib_kedk5k> anyway that didnt work
#3761 [16:54] <blinky> HELP
#3762 [16:54] <mib_kedk5k> instead of a frozen update screen it crashes
#3763 [16:54] <Morrolan> Heywhatsup: Well, in this case you asked on friday, right? Mind you that none works on the weekend. ;)
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#3765 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Try rebooting your computer, afterwards, delete the stuff in .minecraft again, except for saves
#3766 [16:54] <tms2016> I need help
#3767 [16:54] <Morrolan> Heywhatsup: So most likely you'll get a response in the next two days.
#3768 [16:54] <blinky> its says failed to luanch and abunch of uthor stuff
#3769 [16:54] <Morrolan> geoff: How did you update them?
#3770 [16:54] <mib_kedk5k> how i do i reboot
#3771 [16:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Turn your machine off, and back on?
#3772 [16:54] <Sora> So... is this where I ask "Minecraft isn't working. Fix it." or "I need help building *something*"?
#3773 [16:54] <mib_75rr07> hey morrolan im that mr boo guy. I bought it still doesn't work.
#3774 [16:55] <Heywhatsup> alright i just dont understand how come it just randomly wouldnt give me the premium
#3775 [16:55] <mib_kedk5k> cant i just delete all the folders in .minecraft...
#3776 [16:55] <Heywhatsup> but thanks
#3777 [16:55] <Heywhatsup> :)
#3778 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - You just said you couldn't.
#3779 [16:55] <geoff> i updated them in device manager
#3780 [16:55] <tms2016> I need help with Minecraft
#3781 [16:55] <TheNytangel> Sora, we don't help you build
#3782 [16:55] <mib_kedk5k> i cant delete the individual folders in .minecraft
#3783 [16:55] <mib_kedk5k> i mean i can
#3784 [16:55] <Sora> Alright, thanks. Later
#3785 [16:55] <blinky> it says failed to luanch help
#3786 [16:55] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Can you, or can't you?
#3787 [16:55] <Morrolan> geoff: Ah, that's now how you should do it. Please download this file and launch it: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#3788 [16:55] <mib_6e0zsu> well it worked on that server......
#3789 [16:55] <mib_kedk5k> not the whole folder though
#3790 [16:56] <Morrolan> geoff: After a while it will then show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com please.
#3791 [16:56] <blinky> it says failed to luanch help
#3792 [16:56] <tms2016> Whenever I log in it says Failed to Login but im using the right password
#3793 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Try restarting your computer, and trying again. Something's using those files
#3794 [16:56] <geoff> thank you i will try that now
#3795 [16:56] <mib_kedk5k> I HAVE ABILITY TO DELETE FOLDERS INSIDE .MINECRAFT NOT .MINECRAFT THOGH
#3796 [16:56] <mib_kedk5k> something?
#3797 [16:56] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - Easy on the caps there buddy
#3798 [16:56] <mib_6e0zsu> morrolan that server seemed to work
#3799 [16:56] <Heywhatsup> ya dude chill
#3800 [16:56] <TheNytangel> mib_kedk5k, is minecraft closed?
#3801 [16:56] <blinky> it says failed to luanch help
#3802 [16:56] <blinky> some one answer
#3803 [16:56] <mib_kedk5k> THE CAPS ARE FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS.
#3804 [16:56] <Morrolan> mib_6e0zsu: In this case there seems to be an issue with the servers you tried.
#3805 [16:56] <mib_kedk5k> i closed minecraft
#3806 [16:56] <Heywhatsup> haha
#3807 [16:56] <TheNytangel> mib_kedk5k, stop with the caps
#3808 [16:56] <tms2016> I NEED HELP LOL THATS SERIOUS
#3809 [16:57] <Morrolan> blinky: Would you mind waiting a bit? It's quite busy atm. :D
#3810 [16:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_kedk5k - My advice to you, is to restart your computer, and try deleting the folders in .minecraft again
#3811 [16:57] <TheNytangel> tms2016...
#3812 [16:57] <tms2016> ight
#3813 [16:57] <mib_kedk5k> SRSLY its closed
#3814 [16:57] <blinky> HLEP ME I KEEP ASKING AND NO ONE IS HELPING
#3815 [16:57] <mib_6e0zsu> hmmm........... well ok thanks
#3816 [16:57] <mib_kedk5k> okay ill restart and brb
#3817 [16:57] <Morrolan> blinky: Again, patience please.
#3818 [16:57] <mib_kedk5k> BLINKY OBVIOUSLY NEEDS HELP BTW
#3819 [16:57] <tms2016> Ok so are you busy now
#3820 [16:57] <mib_kedk5k> BRB
#3821 [16:57] <blinky> it says failed to luanch and afew athor things
#3822 [16:57] <almostroot> ?? patience
#3823 [16:57] <TheNytangel> Everyone stop yelling..
#3824 [16:57] <geoff> i have to join pastebin?
#3825 [16:58] <almostroot> geoff: No.
#3826 [16:58] <Morrolan> geoff: Nope, just paste it there and hit "submit"
#3827 [16:58] <geoff> k
#3828 [16:58] <tms2016> My Minecraft says whenever I try to login it says "Failed Login" but im using the right password
#3829 [16:58] <almostroot> geoff: You can just paste, submit and provide us the link.
#3830 [16:58] <Morrolan> tms2016: Apart from "failed to login", does it say anything else?
#3831 [16:58] <almostroot> tms2016: Try resetting your password.
#3832 [16:58] <tms2016> sometimes it will say "Cannot connect to minecraft.net"
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#3834 [16:58] <Morrolan> tms2016: Before you do this, does your password contain any very special characters like, for example, a §?
#3835 [16:58] <tms2016> and I tryed
#3836 [16:59] <tms2016> no
#3837 [16:59] * mib_bsfb4v [mib_bsfb4v@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3838 [16:59] <Morrolan> Oh, you tried to reset it? Ok.
#3839 [16:59] <mib_75rr07> is somebody going to help me
#3840 [16:59] <tms2016> yes
#3841 [16:59] <tms2016> I have tred but it doesnt work
#3842 [16:59] <Morrolan> tms2016: Are you able to login with that username and password on www.minecraft.net ?
#3843 [16:59] <TheNytangel> I'm eating my way through a bag of cookie right now
#3844 [16:59] <tms2016> no
#3845 [16:59] <almostroot> mib_75rr07: Are you able to play the browser version?
#3846 [16:59] <tms2016> no
#3847 [16:59] <Bohimen> Yeah I'm still having issues updateing . . . Fatal error occured (2): C:\Users\LokeyHome\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (Access is denied) . . . I followed that and I think the file is damaged should I delete and try to reinstall?
#3848 [16:59] <tms2016> i cant sign in at all
#3849 [16:59] <mib_75rr07> no
#3850 [17:00] * PcJamesy [PcJamesy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3851 [17:00] <Morrolan> Bohimen: Either that or try to launch it as an administrator. Go with the uninstall first though.
#3852 [17:00] * cooldude [cooldude@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3853 [17:00] <Morrolan> ??> Bohimen win/reinst
#3854 [17:00] <VoxelHead> Bohimen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3855 [17:00] <almostroot> Bohimen: Try deleting everything in .minecraft except for the saves folder, then run minecraf hand update when prompted.
#3856 [17:00] <VoxelHead> Bohimen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3857 [17:00] <Morrolan> tms2016: This is strange. You reset your password and yet you can't log in?
#3858 [17:00] <tms2016> i cant force update it wont log me in
#3859 [17:01] * PcJamesy2 [PcJamesy2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3860 [17:01] <almostroot> mib_75rr07: What exactly happens when you try to run minecraft? Where does it fail? IF there an error log in the same directory as minecraft.exe (the launcher)?
#3861 [17:01] <almostroot> ??> tms2016 only/you
#3862 [17:01] <Morrolan> tms2016: In this case contact support@mojang.com , not much we can do here.
#3863 [17:01] <VoxelHead> tms2016: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3864 [17:01] <VoxelHead> tms2016: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3865 [17:01] <tms2016> kk
#3866 [17:02] <mib_75rr07> I wait 30 minutes put nothing pops up.
#3867 [17:02] <Bohimen> almostroot that worked! Thanks guys for the quick info. =)
#3868 [17:03] * theguyfrombefore [theguyfrombefore@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3869 [17:03] <almostroot> mib_75rr07: Check your version of Java.
#3870 [17:03] <almostroot> ??> mib_75rr07 java/version
#3871 [17:03] <VoxelHead> mib_75rr07: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3872 [17:03] <VoxelHead> mib_75rr07: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3873 [17:04] <geoff> that link took me to my comand prompt, what am i putting on paste bin
#3874 [17:04] <theguyfrombefore> where my nigga grey at
#3875 [17:04] <theguyfrombefore> i still cant delete minecraft
#3876 [17:05] * HA|Jonathan [HA|Jonathan@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3877 [17:05] <theguyfrombefore> grey vulpine
#3878 [17:05] <almostroot> !kick theguyfrombefore Language.
#3879 [17:05] * AuBot kicked theguyfrombefore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by almostroot with reason: Language.))
#3880 [17:05] * theguyfrombefore [theguyfrombefore@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3881 [17:06] * mib_7h21da [mib_7h21da@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3882 [17:06] <theguyfrombefore> forgive my rudeness but istill cant delete minecraft
#3883 [17:06] * Longfellow [Longfellow@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3884 [17:06] <mib_7h21da> hello
#3885 [17:06] <mib_7h21da> i need help
#3886 [17:06] <theguyfrombefore> me to
#3887 [17:06] <almostroot> mib_7h21da: Just ask.
#3888 [17:06] <theguyfrombefore> grey vulpine helppp
#3889 [17:07] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: Have an administrator on your computer delete the folder.
#3890 [17:07] <geoff> im very confused
#3891 [17:07] <theguyfrombefore> i am admin
#3892 [17:07] <Longfellow> can someone reccomend a good server host? I was looking into RedstoneHost but they are "out of stock"
#3893 [17:07] <mib_7h21da> umm when i try to download minecraft it asks me to look for somthing to run it
#3894 [17:07] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: Close minecraft completely and try again.
#3895 [17:07] * mib_5gl04y [mib_5gl04y@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3896 [17:07] <theguyfrombefore> I DID FFS
#3897 [17:07] <almostroot> ??> Longfellow smp/servers
#3898 [17:07] <VoxelHead> Longfellow: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3899 [17:07] <VoxelHead> Longfellow: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3900 [17:08] <almostroot> !kick theguyfrombefore Caps.
#3901 [17:08] * AuBot kicked theguyfrombefore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by almostroot with reason: Caps.))
#3902 [17:08] <Longfellow> I am looking to create my own server
#3903 [17:08] <mib_5gl04y> im getting really angrey becuase no on will help me and this is my 5 time on here
#3904 [17:08] * theguyfrombefore [theguyfrombefore@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3905 [17:08] <almostroot> mib_7h21da: That wasn't very helpful. Java? OpenGL acceleration?
#3906 [17:08] <mib_5gl04y> this is what the meesge says
#3907 [17:08] <theguyfrombefore> help
#3908 [17:08] <mib_7h21da> umm when i try to download minecraft it asks me to look for somthing to run it
#3909 [17:08] <theguyfrombefore> please help
#3910 [17:08] <theguyfrombefore> help me please
#3911 [17:09] <Morrolan> Longfellow: Multiplay is quite nice I heard.
#3912 [17:09] <mib_7h21da> hello
#3913 [17:09] <Morrolan> Longfellow: Allgamers isn't too bad either.
#3914 [17:09] <mib_7h21da> can someone help me
#3915 [17:09] <mib_5gl04y> al error occored (2): accses denied (java. untill. property premishion user . home re
#3916 [17:09] <almostroot> mib_7h21da: I asked you for the specific message.
#3917 [17:09] <Longfellow> Great, I will check them out, thank you
#3918 [17:09] <Morrolan> mib_7h21da: Rename it, add '.exe' to the end of its filename.
#3919 [17:09] <mib_5gl04y> that is the messege
#3920 [17:09] <almostroot> mib_5gl04y: That is only part of the error. Paste the full error to www.pastebin.com
#3921 [17:09] * Morrolan pokes almostroot with IE
#3921 [17:09] <geoff> @almostroot what am i pasting at pastebin, the command prompt says to paste it on the bin but i dont know what it is im pasting there lol
#3922 [17:09] <theguyfrombefore> can someone help me
#3923 [17:09] <mib_7h21da> umm when i try to download minecraft it asks me to look for somthing to run it
#3924 [17:10] <Morrolan> <@Morrolan> mib_7h21da: Rename it, add '.exe' to the end of its filename.
#3925 [17:10] <almostroot> geoff: I have no idea what you're talking about. I need some context.
#3926 [17:10] <Morrolan> mib_7h21da: Do what I say up there.
#3927 [17:10] <mib_5gl04y> it wont let me paste when i go on that screen and go to the big box with the messege it wont let me right click
#3928 [17:10] <Morrolan> geoff: After the command prompt has run for a while and you pressed enter a textfile should have shown up.
#3929 [17:10] * amphibulus [amphibulus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3930 [17:10] <almostroot> mib_5gl04y: Click in the box, hit CTRL and A at the same time.
#3931 [17:11] <mib_7h21da> TYSM morrolan
#3932 [17:11] <mib_7h21da> i got it
#3933 [17:11] <theguyfrombefore> HELP
#3934 [17:11] * almostroot slaps Morrolan with an open-source browser.
#3934 [17:11] <Morrolan> mib_7h21da: Sure thing.
#3935 [17:11] <mib_7h21da> thanks for support guys
#3936 [17:11] <mib_7h21da> proboblay back later
#3937 [17:11] <theguyfrombefore> im beginning to think u guys are ignoring me
#3938 [17:11] * mib_0ha4rf [mib_0ha4rf@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3939 [17:11] <mib_7h21da> lol
#3940 [17:11] <Morrolan> almostroot: I don't really care for open source as long as it works. :D What I meant though is that IE likes to strip Minecraft.exe's file extension
#3941 [17:11] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: So what exactly is your error at this point.
#3942 [17:12] <mib_0ha4rf> i did control A and nuthing happend
#3943 [17:12] <almostroot> mib_0ha4rf: Should have selected all text.
#3944 [17:12] <theguyfrombefore> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WORKSSSSSSSSSSS NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#3945 [17:12] <mib_0ha4rf> wait.............. ill be back
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#3947 [17:12] <almostroot> !kd theguyfrombefore Language, caps.
#3948 [17:12] <theguyfrombefore> ESCEPT I LOST ALL MY TEXTURES
#3949 [17:12] <almostroot> !kb theguyfrombefore Language, caps.
#3950 [17:12] * GreyBot kicked theguyfrombefore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:759>)
#3951 [17:12] <geoff> <almostroot> yeah i still have it pulled up and it says push any button to continue, but i do and it closes the prompt and does nothing
#3952 [17:13] <almostroot> geoff: Are you trying to create a dxdiag?
#3953 [17:13] <Morrolan> geoff: It should have opened a textfile by now.
#3954 [17:13] <mib_0ha4rf> it just randumlly started working thank you
#3955 [17:13] <Morrolan> geoff: After you hit any button to continue.
#3956 [17:13] <mib_0ha4rf> i might be back
#3957 [17:13] <geoff> ill give it some more time
#3958 [17:14] <almostroot> !help
#3959 [17:14] <geoff> yeah hasnt done anything yet.
#3960 [17:14] <Morrolan> geoff: Hmm. Did it say "Creating dxdiag file... hang on" once?
#3961 [17:14] <geoff> yes
#3962 [17:14] <Morrolan> geoff: In this case check on your desktop, there should be a file called "dxidag.txt" there
#3963 [17:14] <Morrolan> That's the file you're looking for.
#3964 [17:15] <geoff> oh ok i got it cool
#3965 [17:15] <almostroot> Morrolan: Me thinks your script is more headache than it's worth.
#3966 [17:15] * mib_zbt33l [mib_zbt33l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3967 [17:15] <geoff> copy past the whole thing? its pretty big
#3968 [17:15] <Morrolan> almostroot: Nah, it's much easier than explaining people how to use win+r etc etc
#3969 [17:15] <Morrolan> geoff: Yep, that's fine. Use www.pastebin.com
#3970 [17:16] <Morrolan> almostroot: Also, I can't really make it easier than open the textfile when it's done I think. ^^
#3971 [17:16] * theguyfrombefore [theguyfrombefore@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3972 [17:16] <Morrolan> almostroot: Feel free to use the old way though. :)
#3973 [17:16] <almostroot> Morrolan: Progress bar?
#3974 [17:16] <Morrolan> As in?
#3975 [17:16] <theguyfrombefore> why did i recieve the hammer of banned
#3976 [17:16] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: Done yet?
#3977 [17:16] <theguyfrombefore> no it doesnt work nga
#3978 [17:16] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: Language, caps, repeated offenses.
#3979 [17:17] <theguyfrombefore> where is your manager
#3980 [17:17] <theguyfrombefore> i want to see the rules
#3981 [17:17] * pouffle [pouffle@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3982 [17:17] <Morrolan> theguyfrombefore: Wait a second, link incoming. :)
#3983 [17:17] <almostroot> theguyfrombefore: We are all volunteers, and we are unaffiliated with Mojang. Respect the channel, respect the helpers.
#3984 [17:17] <Morrolan> theguyfrombefore: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp <- there it is
#3985 [17:17] <geoff> ok its on there
#3986 [17:18] <theguyfrombefore> you people are useless though
#3987 [17:18] <Morrolan> geoff: Ok, now hit "submit" ( if you didn't already) and give us the link please.
#3988 [17:18] <Morrolan> theguyfrombefore: If you feel so, feel fre to leave.
#3989 [17:18] <Morrolan> free*
#3990 [17:18] <theguyfrombefore> and how exactly am i supposed to be "excellent"
#3991 [17:18] <geoff> http://pastebin.com/0s1BifPM
#3992 [17:18] <theguyfrombefore> i was happy.
#3993 [17:19] <theguyfrombefore> expressing country of origin is illegal o.o
#3994 [17:20] <Morrolan> geoff: Ok, give me a second please.
#3995 [17:20] <geoff> k
#3996 [17:20] <Morrolan> theguyfrombefore: Uh, could you quote this?
#3997 [17:20] <theguyfrombefore> i live in america
#3998 [17:20] <theguyfrombefore> i deserve ban
#3999 [17:20] <theguyfrombefore> :/
#4000 [17:20] <almostroot> Morrolan: They are taking number 7 out of context.
#4001 [17:21] <theguyfrombefore> i really dont care about rules can i aquire assistance???
#4002 [17:21] <Morrolan> That won't get you anywhere, theguyfrombefore.
#4003 [17:21] <Morrolan> First, if you don't care about the rules you might want to join #anarchy or something.
#4004 [17:21] <theguyfrombefore> i respect and obey the rules, can i aquire assistance???
#4005 [17:21] <Morrolan> Second, if you don't tell us your problem we can't help you
#4006 [17:21] <GreyVulpine> theguyfrombefore - You're a filthy american who doesn't care about godless souls, only the power of money. <---- that is an offensive harrassing language that relates to the country of origin
#4007 [17:22] <theguyfrombefore> godless souls
#4008 [17:22] <theguyfrombefore> now when you say filthny
#4009 [17:22] <theguyfrombefore> what do you mean
#4010 [17:22] <Morrolan> geoff: Download the "Driver update utility" from this site: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/default.aspx?lang=eng
#4011 [17:23] <Morrolan> geoff: Then run it and look if it finds any new drivers for you.
#4012 [17:23] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: I find that offensive because it is true in some cases for some individuals!
#4013 [17:23] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4013 [17:23] <theguyfrombefore> so hi is banned?
#4014 [17:23] <GreyVulpine> theguyfrombefore - What I mean is, "Nigga" is an offensive term to call others.
#4015 [17:23] <theguyfrombefore> ooh
#4016 [17:23] <theguyfrombefore> see that
#4017 [17:23] <theguyfrombefore> see what he did thar
#4018 [17:24] <theguyfrombefore> ban!
#4019 [17:24] * Squishy_ [Squishy_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4020 [17:24] <theguyfrombefore> vac ban!
#4021 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> !kb theguyfrombefore
#4022 [17:24] * GreyBot kicked theguyfrombefore from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:760>)
#4023 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, 760 already
#4024 [17:24] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: Any way for GreyBot to do a timed ban?
#4025 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Pfft, nope
#4026 [17:24] <Squishy_> hi
#4027 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> Bans set in this channel expire after 2 hours anyways, unless set directly through Vox
#4028 [17:25] <almostroot> Ah, very good to know.
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#4030 [17:25] <almostroot> I don't really like banning beyond long enough to discourage autojoining.
#4031 [17:25] * GreyVulpine nods
#4031 [17:25] <pouffle> do you give survival multiplayer help here?
#4032 [17:25] <fault> yes, if it's not bukkit
#4033 [17:25] <fault> or modified
#4034 [17:26] <pouffle> ah, ok. well it is bukkit. (sorry for bothering!)
#4035 [17:26] <fault> try #bukkit
#4036 [17:26] <pouffle> ok, thanks
#4037 [17:26] <Squishy_> is this genneral help right?
#4038 [17:26] <almostroot> Squishy_: Yes.
#4039 [17:27] <geoff> ok its installing one
#4040 [17:27] <geoff> cross your fingers =)
#4041 [17:27] * Morrolan crosses his 11 fingers
#4041 [17:28] <almostroot> GreyVulpine: So since his ghost indicated he was from New Jersey, would a comment relating to Jersey Shore be out of line? ;P
#4042 [17:28] * GreyVulpine pffts
#4042 [17:28] <Squishy_> cool, my freind emailed me this link and im not exactly sure how i was supposed to use it. i only just got minecraft and i was expecting a ip somewhere i was supposed to copy and past or click
#4043 [17:28] <almostroot> Squishy_: Did they send you a gift code?
#4044 [17:28] <Squishy_> paste*
#4045 [17:28] <Morrolan> Squishy_: Or do you mean for multiplayer?
#4046 [17:28] <Squishy_> no i bought it a couple minutes ago
#4047 [17:29] <geoff> samething
#4048 [17:29] <Squishy_> i imagine multiplayer
#4049 [17:29] <almostroot> Squishy_: Download the client, log in, update when prompted, then click on Multiplayer, and type in the server's address.
#4050 [17:29] <almostroot> Squishy_: It may give you a user not preium error for a bit, because it can take some time for payment to be processes,
#4051 [17:29] <fault> ??> Squishy_ payment
#4052 [17:30] <VoxelHead> Squishy_: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4053 [17:30] <VoxelHead> Squishy_: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#4054 [17:30] <Squishy_> that makes sense, but im still having trouble seeing where the server address is
#4055 [17:30] <Squishy_> unless its somewhere obvious and i dont recognise it
#4056 [17:30] <fault> it should look like 127.0.0.1 or a web address
#4057 [17:30] <almostroot> Squishy_: It could be an IP address, or a url, or a subdomain, and it may have a port at the end in the form of :00000
#4058 [17:31] <Squishy_> so this site im at now is not infact a server for minecraft, i mean have the info to connect to one here?
#4059 [17:31] <fault> Squishy_: look for it in the message your friend sent you
#4060 [17:32] <fault> btw, anyone want a spotify invite? i have a ton
#4061 [17:32] <Squishy_> its literrally just this link copied and pasted ill have to get back in touch with him i think
#4062 [17:32] <Morrolan> Squishy_: Well, this here is an IRC channel for help with Minecraft.
#4063 [17:32] <fault> Squishy_: try pasting it into minecraft.
#4064 [17:32] <almostroot> fault: Are they giving invites? I've yet to see any available on my account.
#4065 [17:32] <Morrolan> Squishy_: Most likely your friend just forgot to give you his server ip. :D
#4066 [17:32] <fault> almostroot: i bought premium, so they gave me 10
#4067 [17:32] <Longfellow> Anyone use fragnet?
#4068 [17:32] <geoff> <almostroot> it said new driver available, so i dled it, and it still says new driver available.
#4069 [17:33] <Squishy_> probably, i did that at first but it doesnt recognise http://, maybe w/o that...
#4070 [17:33] <fault> try that :P
#4071 [17:33] <Squishy_> nop
#4072 [17:34] <almostroot> geoff: If it was a graphics card driver, after you install it, you have to restart your computer.
#4073 [17:34] <geoff> ok
#4074 [17:34] <geoff> ill try and brb
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#4076 [17:34] <fault> Squishy_: ask your friend for the server IP/address
#4077 [17:34] <bfogarty> my launcher is saying that it can't connect to minecraft.net....anyone else having this problem?
#4078 [17:35] <Squishy_> yeah thats what im gonna work on, thanks for the help guys
#4079 [17:35] <fault> ??> bfogarty error/cantconnect
#4080 [17:35] <VoxelHead> bfogarty: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4081 [17:35] <VoxelHead> bfogarty: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#4082 [17:35] <fault> !isdown
#4083 [17:35] <GreyBot> fault: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4084 [17:35] <fault> try those steps that VoxelHead gave you, bfogarty, minecraft.net is up.
#4085 [17:35] <bfogarty> ok, i'll try those suggestions, thank you.
#4086 [17:36] <rymate1234> !isdown https://login.minecraft.net
#4087 [17:36] <fault> it looks up from here
#4088 [17:37] <fault> !up https://login.minecraft.net/
#4089 [17:37] <fault> !check https://login.minecraft.net/
#4090 [17:37] <bfogarty> ok, thank you...i'm uninstalling/reinstalling java right now.
#4091 [17:37] <fault> disregard AuBot
#4092 [17:39] <fault> Does anyone know how to get rid of the weird graphic artifacts caused by ATI graphics cards in Mac OS X 10.6?
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#4095 [17:40] <bfogarty> Awesome! uninstalling java/reinstalling java worked! thanks!
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#4097 [17:41] <fault> here's a screenshot of the problem: http://i.imgur.com/JctyV.png
#4098 [17:41] <fault> i don't have that problem in windows on the same machine
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#4100 [17:41] <almostroot> fault: Is OpenGL turned off?
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#4102 [17:42] <geoff> <almostroot> yeah restarted went back to driver list and it doesnt suggest it anymore, but i tryed to run minecraft and same message:(
#4103 [17:42] <fault> almostroot: i'm not sure, i haven't modified any settings like that
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#4105 [17:42] <almostroot> geoff: What is the exact message it's giving you?
#4106 [17:42] <almostroot> fault: Try turning it off, see what happens.
#4107 [17:43] <geoff> <almostroot> i tryed to copy paste it here but it isnt working
#4108 [17:43] <almostroot> geoff: Can you paste it on www.pastebin.com ?
#4109 [17:43] <geoff> yes
#4110 [17:43] <Guest8876> hi, i have a pure vanilla server, paper maps in game wont save. anyone help?
#4111 [17:43] <monkeyboy> i just bought minecraft a couple of hours ago and it is saying "login failed" when i try and log in with the minecraft launcher. wtf?
#4112 [17:43] <fault> almostroot: could you tell me where that setting is? google has failed me
#4113 [17:44] <almostroot> ??> monkeyboy error/badlogin
#4114 [17:44] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (error/badlogin) Failed to login: Bad login
#4115 [17:44] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (error/badlogin) This error message occurs when logging in to an smp server fails because the server was unable to verify the client's login info. Frequently caused by piracy, as the client will not have a valid login, but also caused if someone logs in with the same username from 2 clients at once. Be sure you purchased the game, and only run minecraft once at a time.
#4116 [17:44] <geoff> http://pastebin.com/93v8Kaxf
#4117 [17:44] <fault> almostroot: do you mean advanced opengl?
#4118 [17:44] <monkeyboy> thx
#4119 [17:44] <almostroot> fault: In Minecraft, Options -> Video Settings -> Advanced OpenGL
#4120 [17:44] <fault> yeah, i never turned that on
#4121 [17:45] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Erm, that is for not being able to join a server.
#4122 [17:45] <Guest8876> hi, i have a pure vanilla server, paper maps in game wont save. anyone help?
#4123 [17:45] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Wrong help topic on my part. Are you sure your username and password are correct? Can you log into www.minecraft.net with them?
#4124 [17:46] <monkeyboy> yes and yes
#4125 [17:46] <fault> almostroot: i think i got it figured out, i checked the known bugs page on mcwiki
#4126 [17:46] <almostroot> fault: Solution? Or explanation?
#4127 [17:46] <geoff> <almostroot> http://pastebin.com/93v8Kaxf thats the same message i keep getting, my buddy had that one too but installed a driver and it fixed
#4128 [17:47] <almostroot> monkeyboy: But when you try to log into the downloaded client, what does it say?
#4129 [17:47] <fault> almostroot: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs#Mac_OS_X --> Minecraft uses an 8-bit depth buffer on many macs, but i don't know where that option is
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#4131 [17:47] <fault> nevermind
#4132 [17:47] <monkeyboy> login failed
#4133 [17:48] <fault> it's in the library somewhere
#4134 [17:48] <Longfellow> Anyone use fragnet.net?
#4135 [17:48] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Does it work in the browser version?
#4136 [17:48] <monkeyboy> yes
#4137 [17:49] <monkeyboy> my friend used to use his account on my dounloaded version. could that have something to do with it?
#4138 [17:50] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Using Windows?
#4139 [17:50] <monkeyboy> yes, vista
#4140 [17:50] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Try reinstalling using these instructions...
#4141 [17:50] <almostroot> ??> monkeyboy win/reinst
#4142 [17:50] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4143 [17:50] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4144 [17:51] <monkeyboy> ok ill try that thx
#4145 [17:51] <Guest8876> i use fragnet
#4146 [17:51] <almostroot> fault: I'm not seeing that setting in Minecraft.app, so I'm a little clueless too.,
#4147 [17:51] <fault> ugh, i have to build lgwl with depthbits flags
#4148 [17:51] <fault> it's a problem with lgwl
#4149 [17:52] <Guest8876> hi, i have a pure vanilla server, paper maps in game wont save. anyone help?
#4150 [17:52] <Longfellow> Guest8876: Msged you about fragnet
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#4152 [17:52] <almostroot> ??> Guest8876 dont/repeat
#4153 [17:52] <VoxelHead> Guest8876: (dont/repeat) There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. Messages do not 'expire' and unless there is a lot of conversation, your message is not going anywhere.
#4154 [17:52] <VoxelHead> Guest8876: (dont/repeat) Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and is almost certain you get you kicked for spamming.
#4155 [17:53] <fault> I was wrong, i think i know what i have to change. i'll post diff files in a bit
#4156 [17:53] <geoff> anyone looking into it=]
#4157 [17:55] <almostroot> geoff: Did you try Intel's driver update utility? http://www.intel.com/support/detect.htm?iid=dc_spotlight_dctop10
#4158 [17:55] <monkeyboy> it still says login failed should i try running it in browser first?
#4159 [17:55] <almostroot> ??> monkeyboy error/cantconnect
#4160 [17:55] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#4161 [17:55] <VoxelHead> monkeyboy: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#4162 [17:55] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Try that, and make sure there isn;t a ! in your computer username.
#4163 [17:56] <geoff> <almostroot> yeah remember it said i had a update, so i did it and restarted and it doesnt say i need one now. but i still get that same message
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#4166 [17:58] <monkeyboy> my system is set for pacific time and im in a different time zone... but thats fine right?
#4167 [17:58] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Set the time zone to your timezone, and make sure the time is correct afterwards.
#4168 [17:59] <fault> almostroot: i found this: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/293428-15-01-mac-depth-buffer-fix/, it fixed distant objects, but everything else is still ugly. i might as well just reinstall windows 7 :(
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#4170 [18:00] <geoff> <almostroot> i already paid for the game and it be a drag if i cant play:( im addicted to just watching people play and want to join in the fun:) but this message persists
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#4173 [18:02] <Gmr_Leon> I just updated my AMD Radeon drivers to get another game to run (Amnesia: The Dark Descent) and now Minecraft goes black right after I log in and sits there. Any ideas why?
#4174 [18:02] <almostroot> geoff: Try these drivers. May not let you install them thigh, but worth a shot. http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=12536&ProdId=1764&lang=eng
#4175 [18:02] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Check your Java version.
#4176 [18:03] <almostroot> ??> Gmr_Leon java/version
#4177 [18:03] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4178 [18:03] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4179 [18:03] <wilma> Whenever I try to download minecraft all im getting is the publisher cannot be verified
#4180 [18:03] <almostroot> wilma: Allow it anyways.
#4181 [18:03] <Gmr_Leon> It's version 6. Should've mentioned that, sorry.
#4182 [18:03] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: 6 update 26?
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#4184 [18:04] <Gmr_Leon> Yeah.
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#4186 [18:04] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Did you get the drivers from AMD or from your computer manufacturer?
#4187 [18:04] <Gmr_Leon> Computer manufacturer. Wouldn't work otherwise.
#4188 [18:04] <geoff> <almostroot> error. the driver being installed isnt verifyed for this computer
#4189 [18:04] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Did you try to get them directly form AMD?
#4190 [18:04] <Gmr_Leon> Yeah.
#4191 [18:04] <almostroot> geoff: Will it let you continue anyways?
#4192 [18:05] <Michie> Can somebody help me please o.o (When whoevers done helping the others_
#4193 [18:05] <Gmr_Leon> Kept giving me weird compatibility errors. Told me to go to the manufacturer, pretty much.
#4194 [18:05] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Did you use the automated tool, or find your driver specifically?
#4195 [18:05] <wilma> Its not giving me the option to allow it. I click download and then I get the toolbar at the bottom that gives me the option open or view downloads
#4196 [18:05] <geoff> pretty sure it still did it
#4197 [18:05] <Gmr_Leon> Found it specifically via the manufacturer's site.
#4198 [18:05] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Mind running a dxdiag?
#4199 [18:05] <almostroot> ??> Gmr_Leon win/dxdiag
#4200 [18:05] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4201 [18:05] <Gmr_Leon> I'll give it a go.
#4202 [18:05] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#4204 [18:06] <loldr> can anyone help me out w/ making a server? when my friend tries to connect he gets operation timeout error
#4205 [18:06] <geoff> almostroot yes its installed
#4206 [18:06] <almostroot> loldr: Did you forward the port in your router for Minecraft?
#4207 [18:06] <Michie> .....
#4208 [18:06] <almostroot> geoff: Did it prompt you to reboot?
#4209 [18:06] <almostroot> Michie: What;s your issue?
#4210 [18:06] <loldr> yes i forwarded ports
#4211 [18:06] <geoff> almostroot negative
#4212 [18:06] <almostroot> wilma: Try the downloaded version, not the browser.
#4213 [18:07] <loldr> prompt the server to reboot?
#4214 [18:07] <Michie> Okay well I've beent rying to egt onto my friends server and I didn't feel like typing the ip address into the multiplayer bar
#4215 [18:07] <Michie> and I clicked connect. It said the blah blah blah timed out or whatever
#4216 [18:07] <geoff> almostroot let me open the file and see what it says
#4217 [18:07] <almostroot> loldr: Could be a great many things. Can you connect to it? Are you sure you're providing your public IP address, not a private one (Starts with 172, 10 or 192)?
#4218 [18:07] <Michie> And I DONT have a backspace because my computer fried.
#4219 [18:08] <Michie> I know Im using a public one. And I cant connect to it
#4220 [18:08] <loldr> I'm sure it's my public IP. I can connect to it by putting in localhost .
#4221 [18:08] <geoff> almostroot opened it ran it and it said same error, then it said setup will close
#4222 [18:09] <almostroot> loldr: Check the firewall on your machine, double check the port is forwarded on your router.
#4223 [18:09] <Gmr_Leon> This way, Voxelhead? http://pastebin.com/LKxQNNuH
#4224 [18:09] <loldr> nevermind it just worked!
#4225 [18:09] <loldr> maybe you just have to leave it running for a while?
#4226 [18:10] <geoff> almostroot ive been messing with this for 5 hours now lol i need a break ill be back to try again later :/
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#4228 [18:10] <Michie> Hmm.
#4229 [18:10] <almostroot> Michie: So what exactly is your issue...?
#4230 [18:11] <Michie> I can't get into my friends server because the it keeps saying the connection timed out or whatever. :\
#4231 [18:11] <Michie> And I don't have a backspace so I cant remove the code D:
#4232 [18:11] <Michie> *ip not code
#4233 [18:12] <almostroot> Michie: Close Minecraft, hit Windows Key and R at the same time, type in %appdata% and hit enter. Find .minecraft, open it, and look for a file that has the server name in it. Delete that, then start Minecraft again.
#4234 [18:13] <Morrolan> Michie: Uh, what kind of keyboard do you have? :D
#4235 [18:13] <Morrolan> Michie: Also, most likely your friend didn't portforwad.
#4236 [18:13] <Morrolan> portforward*
#4237 [18:13] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Go you know if your laptop has an ATI Mobility Radeonâ„¢ HD 6550 or 6650?
#4238 [18:14] <Gmr_Leon> HD6650.
#4239 [18:14] <Michie> Well I have the dell inspiron laptop but the keyboard fried and my backspace and p button dosent work so I have to copy and paste my p. :\
#4240 [18:14] <Gmr_Leon> 6650M to be precise, if that info helps.
#4241 [18:15] <Morrolan> Michie: Ow, that's inconvenient.
#4242 [18:15] <Michie> my .minecraft file doesnt have the server name in it. :\
#4243 [18:15] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Try this download... http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx#1
#4244 [18:15] <Michie> And I know X(
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#4246 [18:16] <mib_efy20s> Can someone help?
#4247 [18:16] <almostroot> Michie: Find the text file named options.txt and open it. Find the line lastServer: and delete whatever is after the colon.
#4248 [18:16] <Gmr_Leon> Tells me to contact the notebook manufacturer, like last time.
#4249 [18:16] <Rikairchy> Gmr_Leon: have you tried Omega Drivers ?
#4250 [18:16] <mib_efy20s> I purchased minecraft and it went to the succes page, and it still says I need to buy minecraft.
#4251 [18:16] <Rikairchy> mib_efy20s:what seems to be the issue?
#4252 [18:17] <Gmr_Leon> Um...I'm thinking not.
#4253 [18:17] <Rikairchy> whats your minecraft username?
#4254 [18:17] <mib_efy20s> me?
#4255 [18:17] <Rikairchy> yes
#4256 [18:17] <mib_efy20s> janezek
#4257 [18:17] <almostroot> Rikairchy: There are no Omega drivers for Win7 AFAIK.
#4258 [18:17] <Rikairchy> !paid janezek
#4259 [18:18] <Michie> O_O Hmmm..
#4260 [18:18] <mib_efy20s> WHAT!!!!
#4261 [18:18] <almostroot> ??> mib_efy20s payment
#4262 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mib_efy20s: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4263 [18:18] <VoxelHead> mib_efy20s: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#4264 [18:19] <Michie> Okay I deleted the ip address after opening the file...let me go try it really quick.
#4265 [18:19] <mib_efy20s> So I have to wait a few days?
#4266 [18:19] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: Normally only takes an hour or two.
#4267 [18:19] <Michie> Almostroot I thank you a million times! :D
#4268 [18:19] <mib_efy20s> I hope it will....
#4269 [18:20] <Michie> I've been doing everything I could to my computer and I could NOT get rid of it. Thank you so much! ^^~
#4270 [18:20] <Rikairchy> how long ago did you purchase it?
#4271 [18:20] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: Glad it worked.
#4272 [18:20] <Rikairchy> tabber :D
#4273 [18:20] <mib_efy20s> Me? I used a giftcode from a friend, and I used it 30 mins ago
#4274 [18:21] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: Could try to find an external keyboard and use that next time.
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#4277 [18:21] <almostroot> ??> mib_efy20s giftcode
#4278 [18:21] <VoxelHead> mib_efy20s: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#4279 [18:21] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: You went there and entered the gift code?
#4280 [18:21] <mib_efy20s> I did that and it won't give me acces to the game
#4281 [18:22] <Gmr_Leon> Here's the message I get when I try using the drivers linked to from AMD: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/blahvy.png/
#4282 [18:22] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: Try it again. Make sure you were logged in to the correct account.
#4283 [18:22] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Not sure what to tell you. Could try to rollback drivers.
#4284 [18:22] <mib_efy20s> I was, and I tried again but it said invalid gift code, mostly because I already used it
#4285 [18:22] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: Try just reinstalling Minecraft first though.
#4286 [18:22] <almostroot> ??> Gmr_Leon win/reinst
#4287 [18:23] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4288 [18:23] <mib_p94451> I need help. my friend downloaded a map from minecraft onto my flash drive. i just got minecraft.
#4289 [18:23] <VoxelHead> Gmr_Leon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4290 [18:23] <mib_p94451> i can't get it to download onto the game
#4291 [18:23] <almostroot> mib_p94451: You're playing the downloaded version and you have a paid account?
#4292 [18:24] <almostroot> mib_p94451: Using Windows?
#4293 [18:24] <mib_p94451> no both me and my fried have downloaded versions
#4294 [18:24] <mib_efy20s> So is there anything I can do?
#4295 [18:24] <almostroot> mib_efy20s: Give it a little time, but try contacting Mojang.
#4296 [18:25] <mib_efy20s> k
#4297 [18:25] <mib_p94451> i have windows and he has mac does that have anything to do with it?
#4298 [18:26] <Gmr_Leon> Alright, thanks for all the help guys. Vox, your solution did the trick. I tried deleting the shortcut alone thinking maybe it would be something like that, but didn't go that extra step that was needed.
#4299 [18:26] <almostroot> mib_p94451: Hit Windows Key and R at the same time, in the box, enter %appdata% and hit return. Find and go into the .minecraft folder, and drag the world into the saves folder.
#4300 [18:26] <almostroot> Gmr_Leon: VoxelHead is a bot, but you're welcome. ;P
#4301 [18:26] <Gmr_Leon> Er, Vox and Almostroot, almost missed you giving me the same advice there.
#4302 [18:27] <mib_p94451> kk
#4303 [18:27] <Gmr_Leon> Whoa, really? I'm impressed!
#4304 [18:27] <almostroot> ??> VoxelHead bot
#4305 [18:27] <VoxelHead> VoxelHead: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4306 [18:27] <Gmr_Leon> Anyway, I'll stop cluttering the chat. Thanks for the help!
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#4309 [18:33] <dr_bibble> i bought the 25% off minecraft and when i try to play it offline or onlineit says i have to buy the game to play it. I really want to play but i cant what can i do. it has been over a week since i bought it.
#4310 [18:33] <Guest8876> , im having trouble with ingame paper maps, they dont seem to be saving anything I explore.
#4311 [18:34] <dr_bibble> i bought the 25% off minecraft and when i try to play it offline or onlineit says i have to buy the game to play it. I really want to play but i cant what can i do. it has been over a week since i bought it.
#4312 [18:34] <dr_bibble> :(
#4313 [18:34] <almostroot> dr_bibble: When did you purchase it?
#4314 [18:34] <dr_bibble> over a week ago
#4315 [18:34] <dr_bibble> or 2 weeks
#4316 [18:35] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Was the money drafted out of your bank/credit/debit card?
#4317 [18:35] <dr_bibble> yes
#4318 [18:35] <almostroot> dr_bibble: What username did you register with?
#4319 [18:35] <dr_bibble> it sayed the money was taken and the transaction was good
#4320 [18:35] <dr_bibble> lamichaeljames21
#4321 [18:35] <almostroot> !paid lamichaeljames21
#4322 [18:36] <dr_bibble> what
#4323 [18:36] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Contact Mojang through minecraft.net/support
#4324 [18:36] <dr_bibble> i swear i did
#4325 [18:36] <dr_bibble> im 11
#4326 [18:36] <dr_bibble> i just want to play
#4327 [18:37] <dr_bibble> what?
#4328 [18:37] <dr_bibble> can u help?
#4329 [18:37] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Contact Mojang. There's nothing we can do here.
#4330 [18:37] <dr_bibble> mojang.com?
#4331 [18:37] <almostroot> www.minecraft.com/support
#4332 [18:37] <dr_bibble> can u give me a free acount
#4333 [18:37] <almostroot> Erm
#4334 [18:37] <blip2> !paid blip2
#4335 [18:38] <almostroot> www.minecraft.net/support
#4336 [18:38] <AndrewPH> No dr_bibble
#4337 [18:38] <almostroot> ??> dr_bibble support
#4338 [18:38] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#4339 [18:38] <dr_bibble> im blip2 but i dont know my password
#4340 [18:38] <mib_p94451> dang how do u run minecraft
#4341 [18:38] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Then reset the password.
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#4343 [18:38] <almostroot> dr_bibble: http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#4344 [18:39] <dr_bibble> how?
#4345 [18:39] <dr_bibble> how?
#4346 [18:40] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Go to the link, follow the instructions.
#4347 [18:40] <dr_bibble> how will i get the game if i allready payed?
#4348 [18:40] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Reset your password, or contact mojang. We cannot help you.
#4349 [18:41] <dr_bibble> mojang?
#4350 [18:41] <almostroot> dr_bibble: At the links I provided you.
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#4352 [18:42] <dr_bibble> can i send them a email?
#4353 [18:42] <blip2> dr_bibble: wtf
#4354 [18:42] <almostroot> dr_bibble: Go to the link, follow the instructions.
#4355 [18:42] <blip2> stop requesting passwords for accounts you don't own
#4356 [18:42] <almostroot> !kb dr_bibble
#4357 [18:42] * GreyBot kicked dr_bibble from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:761>)
#4358 [18:42] <AndrewPH> Seriously?
#4359 [18:42] <AndrewPH> Took you that long almostroot?
#4360 [18:42] <blip2> just got a password reset email >_>
#4361 [18:42] <AndrewPH> I knew he was trolling when he said he owned blip2
#4362 [18:42] <blip2> muppet
#4363 [18:43] <almostroot> AndrewPH: Watching Hell's Kitchen and coding. Not 100% focused.
#4364 [18:43] <AndrewPH> or ungodly stupid
#4365 [18:43] <blip2> american? :P
#4366 [18:43] <almostroot> !kick blip2
#4367 [18:43] * AuBot kicked blip2 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by almostroot with reason: None given.))
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#4369 [18:44] * almostroot hates stereotypes.
#4369 [18:44] <blip2> ooh touchy
#4370 [18:44] <AndrewPH> you guys are silly
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#4372 [18:45] <almostroot> Unless you were referring to Hell's Kitchen, and yes, America version. Don;t hate on my ONLY reality TV show. I like food, lol.
#4373 [18:46] <monkeyboy> i bought minecraft a couple of hours ago and i am trying to run it with the minecraft launcher and it wont work
#4374 [18:46] <monkeyboy> it works in the browser though
#4375 [18:47] <almostroot> monkeyboy: What exactly happens in the downloaded vernon when you try to run it?
#4376 [18:48] <monkeyboy> i type in my username and pass and it says "Login failed"
#4377 [18:48] <almostroot> monkeyboy: Check that the time on your system is correct, and that there isn;t a ! in your Windows username.
#4378 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> Login Failed means the username/password is wrong
#4379 [18:49] <monkeyboy> ya i already did that
#4380 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> Try resetting your password at minecraft.net
#4381 [18:49] <monkeyboy> do capital letters in the username matter?
#4382 [18:49] <GreyVulpine> No
#4383 [18:49] <monkeyboy> k ill reset it
#4384 [18:50] <GreyVulpine> But if you have any characters that aren't a letter or number in the password, it could screw with the launcher
#4385 [18:53] <monkeyboy> i did but now i dont and the launcher still gives me the same message
#4386 [18:53] <GreyVulpine> Make sure you're typing in the username and password correctly
#4387 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> Try a different keybaord if you have access to one.
#4388 [18:54] <GreyVulpine> Some operating systems provide a virtual keyboard, try that if you can.
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#4391 [18:56] <ThatSnail> Hey, I have a question
#4392 [18:56] <ThatSnail> Bought minecraft about ten minutes ago for the weekend deal
#4393 [18:56] <ThatSnail> But the gift code isn't showing up under my profile
#4394 [18:56] <ThatSnail> Any reason?
#4395 [18:56] <gPad2002> Yes
#4396 [18:56] <almostroot> ThatSnail: The gift code should be e-mailed to you.
#4397 [18:57] <gPad2002> It's Monday where notch is
#4398 [18:57] <ThatSnail> aaaggghh it is isn't it
#4399 [18:57] <gPad2002> It's 12:57AM in fact
#4400 [18:57] <gPad2002> lol
#4401 [18:57] <ThatSnail> are you serious
#4402 [18:57] <gPad2002> Yup
#4403 [18:57] <ThatSnail> I'm going to punch a small child haha
#4404 [18:57] <gPad2002> It might still be running
#4405 [18:57] <gPad2002> But I doubt it
#4406 [18:57] <ThatSnail> Think emailing them would be any help?
#4407 [18:58] <gPad2002> You could try
#4408 [18:58] <ThatSnail> Do you know their support email?
#4409 [18:58] <ThatSnail> Can't seem to find it on their site
#4410 [18:58] <gPad2002> I think it's payments@mojang.com
#4411 [18:58] <gPad2002> But I could be wrong
#4412 [18:58] <gPad2002> Anyone want to correct me?
#4413 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> emails have been depreciated, try the support page at http://www.minecraft.net/support
#4414 [18:59] <GreyVulpine> It was payment@mojang.com
#4415 [19:00] <ThatSnail> No emails? Huh, okay
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#4417 [19:02] <monkeyboy> i tried the onscreen keyboard and it still wont run
#4418 [19:02] <sluggo> When i Start Up minecraft my screen turns black i just recently got done downloading the yog box
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#4420 [19:02] <gPad2002> Yogsbox is a mod right?
#4421 [19:02] <sluggo> Yes a combination of mods
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#4423 [19:03] <gPad2002> Reinstall Minecraft
#4424 [19:03] <gPad2002> You on windows?
#4425 [19:03] <sluggo> yes i am
#4426 [19:03] <gPad2002> ??> sluggo win/reinst
#4427 [19:03] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4428 [19:03] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#4430 [19:03] <Guest18773> I am having trouble trying to play minecraft
#4431 [19:03] <Guest8876> , im having trouble with ingame paper maps, they dont seem to be saving anything I explore.
#4432 [19:03] <Guest18773> something about an accelerated open GL
#4433 [19:04] <almostroot> Guest18773: Paste the full error message on www.pastebin.com and provide the link please.
#4434 [19:05] <monkeyboy> yep just did that and it still wont work
#4435 [19:06] <sluggo> Will reinstalling minecraft ruin my multiplayer servevr i made?
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#4437 [19:06] <gPad2002> sluggo: No
#4438 [19:06] <almostroot> ??> Guest8876 bugreport
#4439 [19:06] <VoxelHead> Guest8876: (bugreport) To submit a bug report, first check for duplicates, and then submit your report at http://www.getsatisfaction.com/mojang
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#4443 [19:07] <sluggo> Thank you
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#4446 [19:07] <obi_wan> hello?
#4447 [19:07] <Guest18773> http://pastebin.com/MA43H3Lm
#4448 [19:07] <mib_ntnhiw> i bought minecraft an hour or two ago to get the free giftcode but i cant the free giftcode. Can anyone help me?
#4449 [19:07] <dkolkena> Is the 2-for-1 deal done already? …I'm in the same deal
#4450 [19:07] <monkeyboy> i payed for it why wont it work
#4451 [19:08] <almostroot> Guest18773: Know what graphics card your have?
#4452 [19:08] <TheHunger> obi_wan: I can help if you have a question/problem.
#4453 [19:08] <GreyVulpine> I think the weekend's over already
#4454 [19:08] <almostroot> dkolkena: I believe so.
#4455 [19:08] <obi_wan> i was playing minecraft and i went to the nether and it lagged a lot so i went back it froze then said minecraft ran out of memory y?
#4456 [19:08] <dkolkena> sigh. What a bummer
#4457 [19:08] <dkolkena> I was so excited
#4458 [19:08] <Guest18773> Raedon xpress 200m?
#4459 [19:08] <dkolkena> that's what I get for assuming weekend meant US weekend
#4460 [19:08] <obi_wan> any help?
#4461 [19:08] <mib_ntnhiw> :( Minecraft works fine for me i dont think its a problem with my computer i need help finding the gift code
#4462 [19:08] <dkolkena> it's already monday in Europe I guess
#4463 [19:09] <almostroot> ??> Guest18773 gpu/amd
#4464 [19:09] <VoxelHead> Guest18773: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#4465 [19:09] <TheHunger> obi_wan: This was singleplayer, right?
#4466 [19:09] <obi_wan> yes
#4467 [19:09] <obi_wan> in browser
#4468 [19:09] <obi_wan> no mods
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#4470 [19:09] <reedlepee> hi
#4471 [19:09] <TheHunger> obi_wan: In that case, download the executable. You may get better performance with that.
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#4473 [19:09] <reedlepee> i need help with installing minecraft
#4474 [19:09] <Guest18773> i have tried many drivers and none seem to solve the problem
#4475 [19:09] <obi_wan> well texture packs but even when i didnt use them it lagged
#4476 [19:10] <obi_wan> i did earlier
#4477 [19:10] <obi_wan> but
#4478 [19:10] <obi_wan> it said it was an unlicensed copy and/or different login location
#4479 [19:10] <reedlepee> i go on the website and click the link to dl it and the screen pops up for me to long in and tehn i log in and then i'am suppose to click play offline but it is grayed out and it says not downlaoded
#4480 [19:10] <gPad2002> dkolkena: 1:09AM to be precise
#4481 [19:10] <obi_wan> so i tryed in browser
#4482 [19:10] <dkolkena> heh.
#4483 [19:11] <dkolkena> My wife is gonna be sad
#4484 [19:11] <mib_ntnhiw> I recently purchased minecraft (an hour or two ago) hoping for the free giftcode. My account works fine multiplayer and everything i jus cant find the giftcode
#4485 [19:11] <obi_wan> tell her notch said he hates US
#4486 [19:11] <almostroot> mib_ntnhiw: The deal is over.
#4487 [19:11] <dkolkena> apparently
#4488 [19:11] <reedlepee> can someone help me with my question?
#4489 [19:12] <obi_wan> how do i play ?
#4490 [19:12] <mib_ntnhiw> When i went on minecraft.net i saw the deal i clicked on it
#4491 [19:12] <obi_wan> i mean minecraft HATES! my computer
#4492 [19:12] <TheHunger> reedlepee: Trouble with installing minecraft?
#4493 [19:12] <almostroot> ??> reedlepee dont/pm
#4494 [19:12] <VoxelHead> reedlepee: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
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#4496 [19:12] <reedlepee> ok srry
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#4498 [19:12] <reedlepee> yes, i got trouble installing
#4499 [19:12] <obi_wan> Voxelhead is a bot
#4500 [19:13] <mib_y989xy> i need help installing my minecraft to my destop
#4501 [19:13] <mib_ntnhiw> There was notch and otherstuff with a bunch of hearts popping out i clicked on that but when i got my acount i couldnt find the giftcode
#4502 [19:13] <mib_y989xy> can someone help
#4503 [19:13] <obi_wan> any one able to help me?
#4504 [19:13] <obi_wan> my exe nor browser work
#4505 [19:14] <TheHunger> mib_y989xy: Install minecraft in your preferred location, then make a shortcut to the executable and place it on your desktop.
#4506 [19:14] <obi_wan> exe said i didnt poay
#4507 [19:14] <obi_wan> browser kicked me
#4508 [19:14] <obi_wan> and i did PAY!
#4509 [19:14] <mib_y989xy> yeah same thing is happening to me
#4510 [19:14] <mib_y989xy> dido'
#4511 [19:14] <gPad2002> obi_wan: What's your username?
#4512 [19:14] <gPad2002> mib_y989xy: Same for you
#4513 [19:14] <obi_wan> Prebuiltslicer
#4514 [19:14] <gPad2002> !paid Prebuiltslicer
#4515 [19:14] <gPad2002> Hmm
#4516 [19:14] <mib_y989xy> xxandwhyxx
#4517 [19:14] <obi_wan> told ya!
#4518 [19:14] <gPad2002> !paid xxandwhyxx
#4519 [19:15] <gPad2002> Ok, so
#4520 [19:15] <gPad2002> We has bug
#4521 [19:15] <obi_wan> yah
#4522 [19:15] <obi_wan> it only has happend to me 2day though
#4523 [19:15] <reedlepee> I went on the website and clicked teh link to dl minecraft and i clicked save and then run and the screen popped up, so then i signed in and when i go to click play offline, the play offline botton is grayed out and below that in brackets it says not downloaded
#4524 [19:15] <mib_y989xy> what shoild i do
#4525 [19:15] <gPad2002> http://www.getsatisfaction.com/mojang <-- report it
#4526 [19:15] <TheHunger> The servers could be having trouble due to the gift code deal.
#4527 [19:15] <obi_wan> yah what we do?
#4528 [19:15] <obi_wan> ok brb
#4529 [19:15] <gPad2002> reedlepee: Play online first
#4530 [19:16] <mib_ntnhiw> I paid for minecraft by clicking on the deal to celebrate notches wedding my account Ultralord12 is paid but i dont have the giftcode :(
#4531 [19:16] <TheHunger> mib_ntnhiw: The deal is over.
#4532 [19:16] <gPad2002> mib_ntnhiw: The deal is-
#4533 [19:16] <gPad2002> Ninja'd
#4534 [19:16] <reedlepee> well, i don't have it bought yet, i'am only trying it first
#4535 [19:16] <TheHunger> mib_ntniw: Sorry, time zones are odd.
#4536 [19:17] <mib_y989xy> it is saying choose a program u want to open file with i dont understand
#4537 [19:17] <mib_ntnhiw> What i think happened was when i started to enter creditcard info the deal was up but that when i finished the deal was over. I got trolled :'(
#4538 [19:17] <TheHunger> mib_y989xy: Make a shortcut to the .exe, not the .jar.
#4539 [19:17] <reedlepee> mib_y989xy do the otehr link
#4540 [19:17] <mib_y989xy> kk
#4541 [19:17] <mib_y989xy> ill try that
#4542 [19:17] <reedlepee> same with me
#4543 [19:18] <reedlepee> but ya so can anyone tell me why when i try and paly it says i don'y have it downlaoded
#4544 [19:18] <reedlepee> downloaded*
#4545 [19:18] <gPad2002> reedlepee: You can't play SMP without paying
#4546 [19:18] <gPad2002> There is a demo, though
#4547 [19:18] <gPad2002> ?? Demo
#4548 [19:18] <mib_y989xy> its saying im not premium still in the stand alone
#4549 [19:18] <gPad2002> Urgh, damn bot
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#4551 [19:19] <gPad2002> ??> reedlepee demo
#4552 [19:19] <VoxelHead> reedlepee: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#4553 [19:19] <VoxelHead> reedlepee: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#4554 [19:19] <reedlepee> i played minecraft off of teh website for a while now but why is it not letting me do it now?
#4555 [19:19] <mib_ntnhiw> awww... my moms gonna be pissed at me because i didnt get the gift code for my sister :( Y U TROLL ME GAME?
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#4557 [19:20] <gPad2002> reedlepee: Thats classic
#4558 [19:20] <obi_wan> back
#4559 [19:20] <obi_wan> i reported
#4560 [19:20] <obi_wan> so now what?!
#4561 [19:20] <gPad2002> You just gotta wait
#4562 [19:20] <gPad2002> I guess
#4563 [19:20] <gPad2002> It'll be fixed when TS fixed
#4564 [19:20] <gPad2002> It's*
#4565 [19:20] <mib_y989xy> its saying im not premium still in the stand alone
#4566 [19:21] <obi_wan> so what i do till then i want to play Gosh darn it
#4567 [19:21] <reedlepee> nah man, right blow the buy link it says beta play browser or download
#4568 [19:21] <Guest18773> The display adapter is only meant for xp when I am runing on vista??
#4569 [19:21] <gPad2002> reedlepee: You said you hadn't paid
#4570 [19:21] <TheHunger> obi_wan: Try playing on fast with a shorter render distance.
#4571 [19:21] <obi_wan> i was
#4572 [19:21] <mib_y989xy> its saying im not premium still in the stand alone
#4573 [19:21] <obi_wan> it lagged me out
#4574 [19:21] <mib_y989xy> ????
#4575 [19:21] <obi_wan> never did it b4
#4576 [19:21] <gPad2002> mib_y989xy: Wait for them to fix it
#4577 [19:22] <sluggo> Is mc patcher safe
#4578 [19:22] <reedlepee> ya exactly, i don't have to pay for beta thats why i said i never payed because i don't need to for it
#4579 [19:22] <gPad2002> sluggo: MC patched?
#4580 [19:22] <mib_y989xy> kk thank u do you know when that willl be just would like to know
#4581 [19:22] <obi_wan> how do i make my own textur pack too?
#4582 [19:22] <gPad2002> Patcher*
#4583 [19:22] <TheHunger> sluggo: We're not the mcpatcher help, but yes it's safe.
#4584 [19:22] <reedlepee> what i'am saying is that i dled teh beta and when i log on it says i don't have it dled
#4585 [19:22] <sluggo> Ok
#4586 [19:22] <gPad2002> reedlepee: Then we cannot help you.
#4587 [19:22] <TheHunger> sluggo: I'm using it, and it works just fine.
#4588 [19:22] <reedlepee> well, can u explain why it's nto working?
#4589 [19:23] <gPad2002> TheHunger: What IS MCPatcher?
#4590 [19:23] <reedlepee> any ideas on what to do
#4591 [19:23] <gPad2002> reedlepee: Nope.avi
#4592 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - What we're saying is, you need to PAY for minecraft in order to play the beta of it
#4593 [19:23] <obi_wan> dose anyone know how to make a texture pack?
#4594 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - Classic is still free though
#4595 [19:23] <obi_wan> i was gonna make one for myself (and other in the futcher
#4596 [19:23] <reedlepee> how long has it been for you haveing to pay for the beta?
#4597 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Always
#4598 [19:24] <TheHunger> gPad2002: Finding a link.
#4599 [19:24] <reedlepee> really?
#4600 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4601 [19:24] <reedlepee> well it must of been glitched for me
#4602 [19:24] <gPad2002> TheHunger: Don't bother, not enough ram
#4603 [19:24] <reedlepee> because that is waht i have been playing
#4604 [19:24] <obi_wan> Grey?
#4605 [19:24] <reedlepee> no joke
#4606 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> obi_wan - Yes?
#4607 [19:24] <gPad2002> reedlepee: What's your ingame name?
#4608 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - And we're saying, it's never been free
#4609 [19:24] <obi_wan> thanks for helping me install the texture oack b4 :)
#4610 [19:24] <obi_wan> remember me?
#4611 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Um, sure
#4612 [19:24] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, No I don't
#4613 [19:24] <obi_wan> Prebuiltslicer
#4614 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> Ah, right
#4615 [19:25] <obi_wan> i was b4
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#4618 [19:25] <reedlepee> well my user name is kill_joy786
#4619 [19:25] <obi_wan> do you know how to make my own?
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#4621 [19:25] <reedlepee> if that si what u mean
#4622 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> obi_wan - Couldn't tell you.
#4623 [19:25] <gPad2002> !paid kill_joy786
#4624 [19:25] <gPad2002> Indeed..
#4625 [19:25] <obi_wan> i really want to
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#4627 [19:26] <reedlepee> well i don't see how i was playing on the beta al lthis time when u are saying i need to pay to play it
#4628 [19:26] <gPad2002> Piracy
#4629 [19:26] <reedlepee> nope
#4630 [19:26] <reedlepee> i dled it right from the minecraft site
#4631 [19:26] <obi_wan> Dose anyone know how to make a texture pack?
#4632 [19:27] <reedlepee> my friends introduced me to it
#4633 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> reedlepee - There's no way you could have gotten the files without having a paid for, premium account
#4634 [19:27] <obi_wan> I NEED HELO
#4635 [19:27] <obi_wan> (help
#4636 [19:28] <mr_evil> Hi, whenever I play Classic version or anything, my computer screen turns black and then it goes into "Power save mode"
#4637 [19:28] <reedlepee> when i put it up it says i'am not a premium account so i used to click paly offline
#4638 [19:28] <almostroot> reedlepee: Regardless of how you got the files, you did not pay for minecraft, thus you do not have the right to play the beta version.
#4639 [19:29] <obi_wan> do any of you here know how to make a texture pack?????
#4640 [19:29] <almostroot> obi_wan: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Texturepack#Texture_Pack_Creation
#4641 [19:29] <reedlepee> i know what ur saying but i never did anything wrong, all i did was got to minecraft website clicked on teh link by play beta and dled it and palyed offline
#4642 [19:29] <almostroot> reedlepee: So buy it and move on.
#4643 [19:30] <obi_wan> i tryed the wiki it didnt work :(
#4644 [19:30] <mr_evil> When I play classic (because I have not yet purchased the game :p ) my computer crashes and I have to turn off the computer, wait a while, and then turn it back on.
#4645 [19:30] <obi_wan> brb
#4646 [19:30] <GreyVulpine> obi_wan - http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/186867-textures-texture-packs-installing-to-creating-32211/#creating
#4647 [19:31] <mr_evil> well actually its if i plaw for a while
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#4649 [19:31] <mr_evil> *play
#4650 [19:31] <obi_wan> back
#4651 [19:31] <almostroot> mr_evil: Could be overheating, could be indication of a bigger issue.
#4652 [19:32] <obi_wan> erm /G2G bye :(
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#4654 [19:32] <wippler> can somebodyhelp mme
#4655 [19:32] <mr_evil> I play on an amazing computer with an awesome graphics card, (and it never overheated before) and the crashes just started a while after I started playing minecraft...
#4656 [19:33] <wippler> that happened to me to
#4657 [19:33] <wippler> except now all i see is a black screen
#4658 [19:33] <mr_evil> Yeah,that happened to me too. I had to restart the computer.
#4659 [19:34] <wippler> i tried that after it began crashing
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#4661 [19:35] <almostroot> wippler Check your version of JAva.
#4662 [19:35] <mr_evil> well i play for about 5-10 minutes, and it then crashes. It ONLY does that with Minecraf though...
#4663 [19:35] <almostroot> ??> wippler java/version
#4664 [19:35] <VoxelHead> wippler: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#4665 [19:35] <VoxelHead> wippler: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#4666 [19:35] <wippler> i think its up to date
#4667 [19:35] <almostroot> mr_evil: You said it was your whole computer.
#4668 [19:35] <mr_evil> *mineraft
#4669 [19:35] <mr_evil> *minecraft
#4670 [19:36] <wippler> oh...a newer version is available apparantly
#4671 [19:36] <mr_evil> Well no, I play minecraft for 5-10 minutes, then the computer crashes and i have to reboot the computer.
#4672 [19:36] * mib_duck6q [mib_duck6q@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4673 [19:36] <mib_duck6q> so
#4674 [19:36] <mib_duck6q> anyone there?
#4675 [19:37] <GeorgeC> Is it cool to run Tectonicus while the server is running?
#4676 [19:37] <wippler> ok i dled new version but still same problem
#4677 [19:37] <almostroot> ??> mib_duck6q ask
#4678 [19:37] <VoxelHead> mib_duck6q: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4679 [19:37] <VoxelHead> mib_duck6q: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4680 [19:37] <wippler> i log in, it loads, goes to the minecraft dirt backround, than blackscreen
#4681 [19:37] <almostroot> wippler: You downloaded and installed a new version of JAva in less than a minute?
#4682 [19:37] <mib_duck6q> I cant transfer the file from the website to my compute
#4683 [19:38] <mib_duck6q> computer*
#4684 [19:38] <almostroot> mib_duck6q: What do you mean? what files?
#4685 [19:38] <wippler> well yeah but i have vista and i only see the download for windows xp/7
#4686 [19:38] <almostroot> wippler: Download it and install it anyways.
#4687 [19:38] <wippler> okay i did ill try again
#4688 [19:39] <wippler> theres two which one
#4689 [19:39] <wippler> offline or online
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#4691 [19:39] <almostroot> wippler: Offline.
#4692 [19:39] <mib_duck6q> like when I first bought the game about ten minutes ago, it went to a page where is said what file to download for each type of computer
#4693 [19:39] <mr_evil> should I install java 7? :I
#4694 [19:39] <mib_duck6q> and I clicked on the link for windows
#4695 [19:39] <almostroot> mr_evil: No.
#4696 [19:39] <mib_duck6q> and it wouldnt do anything
#4697 [19:39] <mr_evil> ok
#4698 [19:40] <almostroot> ??> mib_duck6q win/client
#4699 [19:40] <VoxelHead> mib_duck6q: (win/client) http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#4701 [19:40] <wippler> okay i have to close web browser though so brb
#4702 [19:40] <mib_duck6q> now what?
#4703 [19:40] <almostroot> mib_duck6q: Download it, run it.
#4704 [19:40] <mr_evil> What should i do to fix the crashes? (I have not yet purchased the game, so i just play classic)
#4705 [19:41] <mib_duck6q> I did the download bar is stuck on 75%
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#4707 [19:42] <almostroot> mr_evil: You said it causes your whole computer to crash and lock up, correct? Update Java to the latest version 6 and update your graphics card drivers from the manufacturer's website.
#4708 [19:42] <mib_mlzxev> When I try to play it says that I am not a premium user. Why does it do that we just bought it
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#4710 [19:42] <mr_evil> I alreaady have version 6 of java though.
#4711 [19:42] <almostroot> mr_evil: Then update your drivers.
#4712 [19:43] <mr_evil> Aye aye, Capn'! :P
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#4714 [19:43] <mr_evil> Wait, how do I update the drivers?
#4715 [19:43] <almostroot> mr_evil: What brand of graphics card do you have?
#4716 [19:43] <wibbler> i successfully dled the newest java still same problem though, blackscreen
#4717 [19:43] <mr_evil> Idk.....
#4718 [19:43] <almostroot> wibbler: Using Windows?
#4719 [19:43] <wibbler> yeh
#4720 [19:43] <mr_evil> *sigh*
#4721 [19:44] <almostroot> mr_evil: Follow these steps:
#4722 [19:44] <mr_evil> ok
#4723 [19:44] <almostroot> ??> mr_evil win/dxdiag
#4724 [19:44] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4725 [19:44] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4726 [19:44] <almostroot> wibbler: Try reinstalling Minecraft alltogether.
#4727 [19:44] <almostroot> ??> wibbler win/reinst
#4728 [19:44] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4729 [19:44] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4730 [19:44] <wibbler> i did a couple times!
#4731 [19:44] <almostroot> wibbler: Following instructions like those?
#4732 [19:44] <wibbler> ok
#4733 [19:44] <wibbler> yes!
#4734 [19:45] <wibbler> it redownloads everything
#4735 [19:45] <wibbler> and still blackscreen
#4736 [19:45] <almostroot> wibbler: Try now that Java is updated.
#4737 [19:45] <mr_evil> Wait, my mom says there's no problems with the drivers, but we DO keep getting error messages from java.
#4738 [19:45] <mr_evil> :p
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#4740 [19:45] <TheNytangel> almostroot, did you get a memo from Product? :P
#4741 [19:45] <almostroot> mr_evil: What error messages?
#4742 [19:46] <wibbler> it shows the mojang thing and loads, but then...blackscreen still
#4743 [19:46] <almostroot> TheNytangel: Like on the 5th.
#4744 [19:46] <_4ndy> Hi everyone! I just had a quick question. Is the buy one get one free deal over? Its still the weekend here in the USA
#4745 [19:46] <mr_evil> Well my mom said we get error messages from java but idk what they are...
#4746 [19:46] <almostroot> wibbler: Does it do that before or after you log in?
#4747 [19:46] <TheNytangel> _4ndy, if it is on the minecraft.net homepage, then yes, most likely
#4748 [19:46] <wibbler> after
#4749 [19:46] <almostroot> mr_evil: Need to know what the error messages are.
#4750 [19:47] <TheNytangel> _4ndy, doesn't look like it, no
#4751 [19:47] <mr_evil> Well, brb then.
#4752 [19:47] <almostroot> TheNytangel: _4ndy: The deal is over.
#4753 [19:47] <_4ndy> Aww. I was just about to buy it too.
#4754 [19:47] <wibbler> what now
#4755 [19:47] <TheNytangel> _4ndy, you can still buy it. You just don't get a gift code with it
#4756 [19:48] <wibbler> almostroot
#4757 [19:48] <wibbler> what do i do now
#4758 [19:49] <almostroot> wibbler: When you log in, does it prompt you to re-download everything?
#4759 [19:49] <wibbler> no
#4760 [19:50] <almostroot> wibbler: So instant black screen after you log in?
#4761 [19:50] <wibbler> no, i see the mojang words and symbol, then i see the dirt backround, but nothing else, then a quick screen with words comes on and then black screen
#4762 [19:50] <wibbler> the words go to fast to read
#4763 [19:50] <wibbler> its just blackscreen
#4764 [19:50] <almostroot> What do the words say? Is an error log created in the same folder as the location of Minecraft.exe?
#4765 [19:51] <wibbler> impossible to tell
#4766 [19:51] <wibbler> its instantaneous
#4767 [19:51] <wibbler> and then blackscreen
#4768 [19:51] <almostroot> wibbler: Read both quesitons.
#4769 [19:52] <wibbler> ?
#4770 [19:52] <wibbler> umm
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#4772 [19:52] <wibbler> minecraft.exe?
#4773 [19:53] <wibbler> i dont see that, but i do realize my saves folder is empty, so i guess i have to restart if i even get it back
#4774 [19:54] <wibbler> no there is no error log
#4775 [19:55] <almostroot> ??> wibbler launch
#4776 [19:55] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (launch) To launch minecraft and collect error logs, download and run the following script alongside the minecraft launcher.
#4777 [19:55] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (launch) Minecraft Launcher Script: (Windows) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat -- (*nix/Mac) http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.sh
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#4779 [19:55] <mr_evil> Ok, here's somethin'
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#4781 [19:56] <mr_evil> Oh wait i cant paste it all i get is a #
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#4783 [19:57] <wippler> this download doesnt work
#4784 [19:57] <mr_evil> How do i paste it?
#4785 [19:57] <wippler> it just shows cmd and instantly closes
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#4788 [19:58] <Kwinno> hello
#4789 [19:58] <wippler> almosroot it didnt work
#4790 [19:58] <Kwinno> i have a question about the wedding weekend. is anyone able to help?
#4791 [19:59] <mr_evil> There was a file that contained the error message, but i cant paste. All i get is a #.
#4792 [19:59] <_4ndy> @Kwinno I just asked, it seems that the deal is over =(
#4793 [19:59] <Kwinno> oh
#4794 [19:59] <wippler> almostroot it doesnt work
#4795 [20:00] <mr_evil> (that wasnt supposed to be a link x.x )
#4796 [20:00] <_4ndy> Yeah, I'm on the same boat as you, I was just about to buy it.
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#4798 [20:00] <Lexikdark> Hello guys. I have a problem with my Minecraft game that i need your help with. whenever i try to log on to minecraft it logs in and the it all just turns black. i cant get in to any of my worlds because it doesn't let me do anything other than log in.
#4799 [20:00] <TheNytangel> Wow
#4800 [20:00] <Kwinno> ok Andy thanks for clearing that up
#4801 [20:00] <wippler> lixidark i have some goddam problem
#4802 [20:00] <TheNytangel> I use an AK47 on a CoD4 server and they permanently ban me
#4803 [20:00] <_4ndy> No problem.
#4804 [20:00] <Kwinno> shame though :) have a nice night/day
#4805 [20:00] <tagger24> lexi, try unistalling and reinstalling yet?
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#4807 [20:01] <mr_evil> So, what should I do to be able to paste the error message?
#4808 [20:01] <tagger24> maybe s/s and then upload mg
#4809 [20:01] <aeyrep00155> hey can anyone help me with Permissions for bukkit?
#4810 [20:02] <TheNytangel> aeyrep00155, they will redirect you to #bukkit, I could help but might get in trouble :P
#4811 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> If you think you can help, go for it
#4812 [20:02] <TheNytangel> aeyrep00155, I can help you then :)
#4813 [20:02] <GreyVulpine> otherwise, point them to #bukkit
#4814 [20:02] <aeyrep00155> yay!
#4815 [20:02] <aeyrep00155> i can get it to work at all
#4816 [20:02] <aeyrep00155> cant*
#4817 [20:03] <TheNytangel> aeyrep00155, can you pastebin what you have in the yml file?
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#4819 [20:03] <aeyrep00155> yea
#4820 [20:03] <Lexikdark> well okay but the thing is that it has never really been installed. or at least not in a way that im used to. it only runs straight from the EXE file that I downloaded from the minecraft web page. so i dont have any way of uninstalling it other than to delete all my files wich means all my worlds
#4821 [20:03] <mr_evil> I need help, I'm trying to paste the error message from java so that I can fix my Minecraft crashes.
#4822 [20:03] <TheNytangel> ??> mr_evil pastebin
#4823 [20:03] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#4824 [20:04] <mr_evil> Ok!
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#4826 [20:07] <TheNytangel> wippler, in the browser or in the client?
#4827 [20:07] <mr_evil> So, has anyone read the error message yet?
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#4829 [20:08] <wippler> in the client?
#4830 [20:08] <TheNytangel> ??> mr_evil error/javacrash
#4831 [20:08] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error/javacrash) A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#4832 [20:08] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error/javacrash) This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
#4833 [20:08] <mr_evil> ok
#4834 [20:08] <TheNytangel> wippler, I don't understand your question.. do you not know what the client is or do you mean to tell me that you use the client, but in a question form?
#4835 [20:08] <GreyVulpine> Actually, mr_evil, uninstall and reinstall java
#4836 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> Use javara to remove your install of java:
#4837 [20:09] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_evil win/javara
#4838 [20:09] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4839 [20:09] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4840 [20:09] <wippler> i get a blackscreen when i open minecraft
#4841 [20:10] <TheNytangel> wippler, in the browser or in the client? -_-
#4842 [20:10] <wippler> in the client
#4843 [20:10] <TheNytangel> wippler, any mods?
#4844 [20:10] <wippler> no thats the thing, it started happening today when i tried to download a mod
#4845 [20:11] <TheNytangel> wippler, have you tried to install the mod?
#4846 [20:11] <wippler> yeah
#4847 [20:11] <TheNytangel> ??> wippler forceupdate
#4848 [20:11] <VoxelHead> wippler: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4849 [20:11] <VoxelHead> wippler: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4850 [20:11] <wippler> i did
#4851 [20:11] <TheNytangel> wippler, do you use windows?
#4852 [20:12] <wippler> yes
#4853 [20:12] <TheNytangel> ??> wippler win/reinst
#4854 [20:12] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4855 [20:12] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4856 [20:12] <wippler> i did that several times
#4857 [20:12] <wippler> same blackscreen
#4858 [20:12] <TheNytangel> wippler, can you try again and do EXACTLY what VoxelHead said?
#4859 [20:13] <wippler> i DID and i lost the saves
#4860 [20:13] <wippler> but it still doesnt work
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#4862 [20:13] <Dylan_ThePro> Hello, I just bought minecraft with a Visa Vanilla card, but for some reason it says I cant use this card for 24 hours, and then redircts me to the 'Purchase complete' page after pressing 'ok'
#4863 [20:13] <Dylan_ThePro> After 2 hours, I still havnt got the game
#4864 [20:14] <TheNytangel> wippler, is your java version 6 update 26?
#4865 [20:14] <wippler> yes
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#4867 [20:14] <pcgeek> hello
#4868 [20:14] <Dylan_ThePro> Anybody?
#4869 [20:15] <pcgeek> i cant get minecraft to work
#4870 [20:15] <pcgeek> it says
#4871 [20:15] <wippler> me to
#4872 [20:15] <Dylan_ThePro> Hello, I just bought minecraft with a Visa Vanilla card, but for some reason it says I cant use this card for 24 hours, and then redircts me to the 'Purchase complete' page after pressing 'ok'
#4873 [20:15] <Dylan_ThePro> I still havnt got premium after 2 hours
#4874 [20:15] <TheNytangel> ??> Dylan_ThePro premium
#4875 [20:15] <VoxelHead> Dylan_ThePro: (premium) Both Alpha and Beta premium users will get bug fixes, updates, patches, and the final release of the game for free. This has not changed. The only difference between the two is the potential aspect of future expansions beyond final release. Alpha users were promised these future expansions for free, while people that bought it during Beta were not.
#4876 [20:15] <Dylan_ThePro> ....
#4877 [20:15] <TheNytangel> wippler, can you play in the browser?
#4878 [20:16] <pcgeek> an error occured while loading the applet
#4879 [20:16] <Dylan_ThePro> No, VoxelHead, that was not the answer to my problem at all
#4880 [20:16] <Dylan_ThePro> My card still hasnt been charged for Minecraft.
#4881 [20:16] <TheNytangel> ??> Dylan_ThePro payment
#4882 [20:16] <VoxelHead> Dylan_ThePro: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4883 [20:16] <VoxelHead> Dylan_ThePro: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
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#4886 [20:17] <pcgeek> do you guys know how to turn the applet back on
#4887 [20:17] <TheNytangel> Sorry Dylan_ThePro, was just sort of zoning out, they both started with P and I wasn't thinking :P
#4888 [20:17] <Dylan_ThePro> Heh
#4889 [20:17] <Dylan_ThePro> Is my account charged when I send the form, or is it charged later?
#4890 [20:17] <wippler> no i cant play in the browser either, infact now it has changed from going to to blackscreen each time to crashing each time
#4891 [20:17] <pcgeek> all i get is a black screen
#4892 [20:17] <pcgeek> its really fuusterating
#4893 [20:17] <wippler> me aswell
#4894 [20:18] <pcgeek> does it say fatal error 7
#4895 [20:18] <wippler> yes it is
#4896 [20:18] <wippler> no
#4897 [20:18] <wippler> its just black
#4898 [20:18] <wippler> but now i get crash report
#4899 [20:18] <wippler> and i lost my saves
#4900 [20:19] <TheNytangel> wippler, aren't your saves in the recycle bin?
#4901 [20:19] <pcgeek> that sucks
#4902 [20:19] <wippler> yes it does sucks balls
#4903 [20:19] <wippler> no i checked the bin
#4904 [20:20] <wippler> i dont care anymore i just want the game i bought to work
#4905 [20:21] <wippler> please fix it
#4906 [20:21] <wippler> help
#4907 [20:21] <wippler> please!
#4908 [20:21] <wippler> im desperate
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#4910 [20:22] <wippler> any ides
#4911 [20:22] <wippler> ideas
#4912 [20:22] <wippler> ..
#4913 [20:23] <wippler> lets say i rebuy minecraft will it work
#4914 [20:23] <TheNytangel> wippler, do you need to update your video card driverss?
#4915 [20:23] <TheNytangel> wippler, no
#4916 [20:23] <wippler> i did!!
#4917 [20:23] <wippler> i did google it
#4918 [20:23] <wippler> and install any new drivers/downloads
#4919 [20:23] <wippler> u must be watching the youtube vids to
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#4921 [20:23] <TheNytangel> wippler, no. I'm getting ready to order something
#4922 [20:23] <wippler> but im still shit out of luck and going no where trying to fix it
#4923 [20:24] <wippler> and why wouldnt it work if i completely deleted minecraft and rebought it
#4924 [20:24] <wippler> with a new account
#4925 [20:24] <TheNytangel> wippler, you don't need to rebuy it, you would get the same results
#4926 [20:25] <wippler> sadface
#4927 [20:25] <TheNytangel> wippler, it's the same computer, same minecraft files
#4928 [20:25] <wippler> so youre saying i will never again recieve the glorious felling of mining another block...ever
#4929 [20:25] <wippler> help me please
#4930 [20:26] <wippler> i dont wanna go back to playing black ops
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#4932 [20:26] <wippler> that game sucks
#4933 [20:26] <mib_sslrgj> help
#4934 [20:26] <TheNytangel> wippler, did you update the right video card drivers?
#4935 [20:26] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: ask.
#4936 [20:26] <wippler> there were no updates for my crappy card
#4937 [20:26] <mib_sslrgj> does anyone play minecraft
#4938 [20:26] <TheNytangel> Oh, good. gPad2002 will help you all now :D
#4939 [20:26] <wippler> yes i did i copypastad the video card name to google and got on the website
#4940 [20:26] <mib_sslrgj> waitfail
#4941 [20:27] <gPad2002> TheNytangel: It's 1:30AM
#4942 [20:27] <gPad2002> >.<
#4943 [20:27] <TheNytangel> gPad2002, and? it's 7:30 here
#4944 [20:27] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: What do you need
#4945 [20:27] <Dylan_ThePro> When does my account get charged for buying Minecraft? When I send the Information in, or when I get a Confirmation email?
#4946 [20:27] <wippler> its 8:00
#4947 [20:27] <gPad2002> TheNytangel: I'm going to bed shortly.
#4948 [20:27] * TheNytangel walks out of the room silently for a moment
#4948 [20:28] <gPad2002> Inb4carnage
#4949 [20:28] <gPad2002> Dylan_ThePro: I would expect.. In between those two times.
#4950 [20:28] <wippler> inb4 i suicide because i cant play minecraft :/
#4951 [20:28] <wippler> help please
#4952 [20:28] <mib_sslrgj> i just downloaded minecraft and when i log on it says not dowloaded
#4953 [20:28] <gPad2002> wippler: You don't sound like you've tried much
#4954 [20:28] <gPad2002> So what have you tried?
#4955 [20:29] <wippler> I HAVE DONE GODDAMMN EVERYTHING
#4956 [20:29] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Username?
#4957 [20:29] <wippler> ask nytangel
#4958 [20:29] <mib_sslrgj> Rscarth
#4959 [20:29] <gPad2002> wippler: Define "everything" and cool the fuck down
#4960 [20:29] <gPad2002> !paid rscarth
#4961 [20:29] <gPad2002> M'kay
#4962 [20:29] <mib_sslrgj> yes i have
#4963 [20:29] <TheNytangel> gPad2002, he hasn't done anything whie I was trying to help him. I told him to force update, he said "he did it before" and same with win/reinst >.>
#4964 [20:29] <wippler> suggest anything for fxing blackscreen and i've done it...
#4965 [20:29] <gPad2002> There's been a few people reporting this
#4966 [20:30] <gPad2002> TheNytangel: Maybe he doesn't want to fix it?
#4967 [20:30] <mib_sslrgj> i do
#4968 [20:30] <wippler> im desperate to ffs?
#4969 [20:30] <TheNytangel> Right. Troll, leave. Now. :P
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#4971 [20:30] <wippler> >.>
#4972 [20:30] <wippler> no srsly help
#4973 [20:30] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: I'm really not sure
#4974 [20:30] <gPad2002> Try redownloading the launcher
#4975 [20:30] <mib_sslrgj> ok
#4976 [20:31] <mib_sslrgj> brb
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#4980 [20:31] <gPad2002> wippler: You still haven't told me what you've tried.
#4981 [20:31] <wippler> once again do u suggest anything pls
#4982 [20:31] <gPad2002> wippler: Hell, I don't even know what OS you're on or what card you have
#4983 [20:31] <wippler> vista
#4984 [20:32] <gPad2002> Card?
#4985 [20:32] <mr_pants> how do u instal minecraft?
#4986 [20:32] <gPad2002> PC/laptop? Manufacturer?
#4987 [20:32] <gPad2002> Ram?
#4988 [20:32] <wippler> and i deleted .minecraft, forced update, dled any updates for my card
#4989 [20:32] <gPad2002> mr_pants: It installs itself
#4990 [20:32] <wippler> why the hell do you need to know that bullshit?
#4991 [20:32] <wippler> it worked before it should work now
#4992 [20:32] <mib_sslrgj> no it dident work
#4993 [20:32] <gPad2002> wippler: Well, if you don't want help, then don't ask for it.
#4994 [20:32] <mr_pants> no it didnt?!
#4995 [20:32] <wippler> theres something technically wrong with starting it
#4996 [20:32] <wippler> your useless
#4997 [20:32] <mr_pants> ?
#4998 [20:33] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj/mr_pants: Try from the browser
#4999 [20:33] <wippler> tell me how to fix it, i am asking
#5000 [20:33] <mr_pants> kk
#5001 [20:33] <mib_sslrgj> redowloading the launcher
#5002 [20:33] <gPad2002> wippler: No, you are uncooperative.
#5003 [20:33] <mr_pants> tnx dude
#5004 [20:33] <wippler> you havent suggested anything.
#5005 [20:33] <gPad2002> You haven't told me anything.
#5006 [20:33] <gPad2002> By the way, nobody in here is obliged to help
#5007 [20:33] <mr_pants> mmmhnmmm...
#5008 [20:33] <wippler> want me to get u diax/diaf thing
#5009 [20:33] <gPad2002> It's not like we get paid
#5010 [20:33] <mib_sslrgj> thats because i was busy dowloading the launcher
#5011 [20:34] <wippler> this is minecrafthelp ffs?!!??!
#5012 [20:34] <gPad2002> Yeah, that'd be a start
#5013 [20:34] <wippler> okay...
#5014 [20:34] <wippler> whats pasting website?
#5015 [20:35] <mib_sslrgj> minecraft hates me
#5016 [20:35] <gPad2002> wippler: Pastebin.com
#5017 [20:35] <slimer> can somebody tell me how to fix this error?? EXCEPTION: PIXEL FORMAT NOT ACCELERATED
#5018 [20:36] <gPad2002> slimer: Update your graphics card drivers and/or Java
#5019 [20:36] <mib_sslrgj> now my minecraft says it cant connect to minecraft.net
#5020 [20:36] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Give it a few tries
#5021 [20:36] <wippler> gPad2002 here fmrGHqqs
#5022 [20:36] <gPad2002> It's a bit overwhelmed with the now-expired offer
#5023 [20:36] <mib_sslrgj> k
#5024 [20:36] <gPad2002> wippler: One sec
#5025 [20:36] <slimer> jave is OK,,,I will try with my drivers...thanks gPad2002
#5026 [20:38] <mib_sslrgj> sorry gPad2002 it did not work
#5027 [20:38] <gPad2002> wippler: OK, hardware looks fine
#5028 [20:38] <wippler> right...
#5029 [20:38] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: What didn't? Sorry, bad short-term memory
#5030 [20:38] <gPad2002> wippler: Have you reinstalled MC?
#5031 [20:38] <wippler> several times
#5032 [20:38] <gPad2002> What version of Java do you have?
#5033 [20:38] <wippler> newest one
#5034 [20:38] <wippler> update 26 or w/e
#5035 [20:38] <gPad2002> Don't be lazy
#5036 [20:38] <mib_sslrgj> trying to loggin a couple times
#5037 [20:39] <gPad2002> Open a cmd, java -version
#5038 [20:39] <wippler> i did check it...
#5039 [20:39] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Could be down, I'm not sure.
#5040 [20:39] <gPad2002> !is down
#5041 [20:39] <gPad2002> !isdown
#5042 [20:39] <GreyBot> gPad2002: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#5043 [20:39] <wippler> i have the latest version of java
#5044 [20:39] <gPad2002> GreyVulpine: Which one is the auth?
#5045 [20:39] <dragonsmane> I have three computers and I installed Minecraft on the lower end system and it doesn't run smoothly at all, if Minecraft's licensing only allows it to be installed on one system, how do I transfer it to another computer?
#5046 [20:39] <gPad2002> wippler: Would that be 1.6 or 1.7?
#5047 [20:39] <mib_sslrgj> ya i have itupright noew
#5048 [20:39] <wippler> 1.7
#5049 [20:40] <gPad2002> dragonsmane: Incorrect.
#5050 [20:40] <gPad2002> wippler: You need 1.6
#5051 [20:40] <gPad2002> 1.7 breaks MC
#5052 [20:40] <mib_sslrgj> ya i have it upright now
#5053 [20:40] <wippler> i have1.6 sorry my mistake
#5054 [20:40] <gPad2002> dragonsmane: Simply go to the new PC, and log in, and play.
#5055 [20:40] <gPad2002> wippler: Hmm
#5056 [20:41] <gPad2002> What's changed between the time Mc was working and the time it broke?
#5057 [20:41] <wippler> what do u mean 1.6 or 1.7
#5058 [20:41] <dragonsmane> thanks, it wasn't logging in so I thought it had something with me trying it on another pc
#5059 [20:41] <dragonsmane> thanks gPad2002
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#5061 [20:41] <battlefield3> hi
#5062 [20:41] <gPad2002> If you see what I mean
#5063 [20:41] <gPad2002> dragonsmane: Yw
#5064 [20:41] <gPad2002> wippler: I mean version numbering
#5065 [20:41] <gPad2002> Open a cmd, java -version
#5066 [20:41] <gPad2002> battlefield3: Hi
#5067 [20:41] <wippler> i have Recommended Version 6 Update 26
#5068 [20:41] <gPad2002> OK, 1.6
#5069 [20:42] <wippler> now wat
#5070 [20:42] <gPad2002> Did anything on your system change before it broke?
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#5072 [20:42] <wippler> umm
#5073 [20:42] <battlefield3> so uh i have a texture pack but i put it in the folder but it doesnt show up in mods and texturepacks
#5074 [20:42] <wippler> well what happened was
#5075 [20:42] <wippler> i attempted to download and install a mod
#5076 [20:42] <wippler> and then it ballsd uup
#5077 [20:42] <wippler> and now it doesnt work
#5078 [20:43] <gPad2002> Reinstalling MC would fix that
#5079 [20:43] <gPad2002> Unless
#5080 [20:43] <wippler> i did
#5081 [20:43] <gPad2002> You tried to install the mod in the launcher
#5082 [20:43] <wippler> want me to try again
#5083 [20:43] <wippler> unles what??
#5084 [20:43] <gPad2002> Redownload the launcher
#5085 [20:43] <wippler> no i tried to in winrar
#5086 [20:43] <wippler> from where
#5087 [20:43] <gPad2002> From the site
#5088 [20:43] <gPad2002> Or try it from within a browser
#5089 [20:43] <wippler> ok
#5090 [20:44] <mib_sslrgj> :(
#5091 [20:44] <hendroid> I've got a problem
#5092 [20:44] <gPad2002> battlefield3: I really don't have much experience with that, sorry
#5093 [20:44] <battlefield3> meh....
#5094 [20:44] <gPad2002> hendroid: Well, don't leave it down to our telekinesis
#5095 [20:44] <gPad2002> battlefield3: But
#5096 [20:44] <hendroid> I can't place blocks down even when I right click
#5097 [20:44] <battlefield3> that sucks
#5098 [20:44] <gPad2002> As far as I know
#5099 [20:44] <gPad2002> It's just a case of putting the zip in the folder
#5100 [20:44] <gPad2002> hendroid: Move away from the spawn
#5101 [20:44] <battlefield3> i did...
#5102 [20:45] <battlefield3> and i have a linux
#5103 [20:45] <gPad2002> battlefield3: Is it that kind of mod?
#5104 [20:45] <gPad2002> Or is it the kind of mod that you need to extract into the jar?
#5105 [20:45] <battlefield3> no..its a texture pack
#5106 [20:45] <wippler> i reinstalled minecraft.exe and it still does not work
#5107 [20:45] <wippler> it crashes
#5108 [20:45] <gPad2002> Alright
#5109 [20:46] <gPad2002> wippler: Rename minecraft.EXE to minecraft.jar
#5110 [20:46] <gPad2002> Make a new bad in the same folder
#5111 [20:46] <gPad2002> Bat*
#5112 [20:46] <mib_sslrgj> wat should i do tomake minecraft download
#5113 [20:46] <gPad2002> Containing..
#5114 [20:46] <mib_sslrgj> to make*
#5115 [20:46] <gPad2002> java -jar minecraft.jar
#5116 [20:46] <gPad2002> PAUSE
#5117 [20:46] <gPad2002> wippler: ^
#5118 [20:46] <gPad2002> Then open the bat
#5119 [20:46] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Try from the browser
#5120 [20:47] <battlefield3> cant you make the file an exucutable file?
#5121 [20:47] <mib_sslrgj> wat
#5122 [20:47] <wippler> there is no minecraft.exe, it is already .jar
#5123 [20:47] <gPad2002> wippler: The launcher
#5124 [20:47] <Lexikdark> Okay it might be stupid but i dont remember where the hell the minecraft files are again.. i need to remove mod files so i can try to get the game going again. any help with this would be much apriciated
#5125 [20:47] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Try playing in a browser
#5126 [20:47] <gPad2002> On the site
#5127 [20:47] <mib_sslrgj> how
#5128 [20:47] <battlefield3> press ctr h and look for it
#5129 [20:47] <gPad2002> Lexikdark: %AppData%/.minecraft
#5130 [20:47] <battlefield3> if you linux?
#5131 [20:47] <battlefield3> .*
#5132 [20:48] <mib_sslrgj> i feel like a retart
#5133 [20:48] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Go to minecraft.net
#5134 [20:48] <gPad2002> Log in
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#5136 [20:48] <wippler> okay i renamed it
#5137 [20:48] <gPad2002> Then at the bottom right, click the link to play in the browser
#5138 [20:48] <wippler> what now
#5139 [20:48] <gPad2002> Ok
#5140 [20:48] <gPad2002> Make a new text file
#5141 [20:48] <gPad2002> In the same folder
#5142 [20:49] <gPad2002> Leave it named as it is
#5143 [20:49] <wippler> OH LOOK A NEW PROBLEM
#5144 [20:49] <gPad2002> Inside, put these two lines:
#5145 [20:49] <gPad2002> java -jar minecraft.jar
#5146 [20:49] <gPad2002> PAUSE
#5147 [20:49] <wippler> now when i start minecraft it freezez at the update minecraft done loading screen
#5148 [20:49] <gPad2002> wippler: One thing at a time
#5149 [20:49] <wippler> ok so what now
#5150 [20:49] <gPad2002> Done what I just said?
#5151 [20:50] <wippler> a new text file
#5152 [20:50] <wippler> ?
#5153 [20:50] <gPad2002> Yeah, with those two lines in it
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#5156 [20:50] <gPad2002> When you have those lines in it,
#5157 [20:50] <gPad2002> Save it
#5158 [20:51] <gPad2002> Rename it to start.bat
#5159 [20:51] <gPad2002> And open it
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#5161 [20:51] <mib_sslrgj> gPad2002 i tried and it says access denied (java.util.propertypermission user.home)
#5162 [20:51] <Phoenixkarp> Uh, hi. I have a question about the buy-one-get-one-free promotion that was going on this weekend.
#5163 [20:51] <wibbler> sorry gpad what do i do again
#5164 [20:51] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: In the browser?
#5165 [20:51] <wibbler> i closed this by accident
#5166 [20:51] <mib_sslrgj> yes
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#5168 [20:51] <Phoenixkarp> I just bought a copy and didn't get a gift code.
#5169 [20:52] <Product> Haii guys :)
#5170 [20:52] <gPad2002> Phoenixkarp: Offer is over
#5171 [20:52] <gPad2002> wibbler: New text file
#5172 [20:52] <gPad2002> java -jar minecraft.jar
#5173 [20:52] <gPad2002> PAUSE
#5174 [20:52] <gPad2002> Save
#5175 [20:52] <Phoenixkarp> ...
#5176 [20:52] <gPad2002> Rename to start.bat
#5177 [20:52] <gPad2002> Open start.bat
#5178 [20:52] <Product> Please take a look on the video to reinstall minecraft I made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfflxT05ZAc
#5179 [20:52] <gPad2002> If there are any errors, they'll appear in the cmd window that appears
#5180 [20:52] <Phoenixkarp> Look, I understand that it's already Monday in Europe, but the least he could have done was note the time zone to avoid all this confusion.
#5181 [20:52] <wibbler> where do i obtain this "new text file""
#5182 [20:53] <gPad2002> wibbler: Make one
#5183 [20:53] <gPad2002> Right-click, new, text document
#5184 [20:53] <wibbler> what do i right click
#5185 [20:53] <gPad2002> wibbler: The background of the folder
#5186 [20:54] <wibbler> i did it!
#5187 [20:54] <Product> Good job.
#5188 [20:54] <gPad2002> Alright
#5189 [20:54] <wibbler> what do u mean "java -jar minecraft.jar"
#5190 [20:54] <mib_sslrgj> gpad2002 yes it was in the browser
#5191 [20:54] <gPad2002> Put that in the text file
#5192 [20:54] <wibbler> kk
#5193 [20:54] <gPad2002> Along with PAUSE on the next line
#5194 [20:54] <gPad2002> mib_sslrgj: Then you.. Wait what
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#5196 [20:54] <wibbler> OK
#5197 [20:55] <gPad2002> Access denied
#5198 [20:55] <gPad2002> Would mean
#5199 [20:55] <wibbler> saved
#5200 [20:55] <gPad2002> What OS are you, mib_sslrgj?
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#5202 [20:55] <ahhhhhhh> hey i need some help with making minecraft work faster
#5203 [20:55] <gPad2002> wibbler: Rename it to start.bat
#5204 [20:55] <gPad2002> Then run it
#5205 [20:55] <wibbler> ahhhhhhh u need to download a lower bit texture pack
#5206 [20:56] <ahhhhhhh> how would i do that?
#5207 [20:56] <gPad2002> Or get optifine
#5208 [20:56] <gPad2002> (google it)
#5209 [20:56] <gPad2002> There are some on the minecraft forums
#5210 [20:56] <ahhhhhhh> ok well ill hang out on here incase i screw up lol
#5211 [20:56] <wibbler> i found a 2x2 bit texture pack once:D
#5212 [20:56] <wibbler> i can link u to it
#5213 [20:56] <Product> ?? index
#5214 [20:56] <ahhhhhhh> ok
#5215 [20:56] <gPad2002> lol
#5216 [20:56] <wibbler> 1 sec
#5217 [20:57] <ahhhhhhh> like just something that will make this thing quit being so laggy after a few minutes
#5218 [20:57] <wibbler> well the 2x2 one is kndve shit unless ur computer is shit
#5219 [20:57] <ahhhhhhh> ok well wats a decent one so i can play lol
#5220 [20:58] <wibbler> ok ill find one
#5221 [20:58] <ahhhhhhh> ok thanks man
#5222 [20:58] <gPad2002> I need to sleep..
#5223 [20:58] <ahhhhhhh> lol
#5224 [20:58] <wibbler> well u should look here at the 8x8/32/32 ones
#5225 [20:58] <gPad2002> wibbler: Run it and if there's an error it should show in the CMD that comes up
#5226 [20:58] <wibbler> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/10790-texture-pack-central-mods-tools-maps-list/
#5227 [20:58] <TheNytangel> Product, almostroot was here earlier :P
#5228 [20:58] <gPad2002> If you can't decipher the error, talk to TheNytangel
#5229 [20:59] <gPad2002> G'night all
#5230 [20:59] <wibbler> how do i run it?
#5231 [20:59] <Product> Hey, I don't need him anymore, because my VPS is down for some reason.
#5232 [20:59] <gPad2002> Just open it
#5233 [20:59] <ahhhhhhh> i think im going to my uncles tomorrow cuz his computer is beast he has like a terra harddrivve
#5234 [20:59] <wibbler> no!
#5235 [20:59] <wibbler> hold on!
#5236 [20:59] <Product> He is a very great guy, helped me with everything, but now my VPS is gone for some reason.
#5237 [20:59] <gPad2002> All yours, TheNytangel / Product
#5238 [20:59] <wibbler> i open it it just says what u told me to type
#5239 [20:59] <gPad2002> wibbler: It needs to end in .bat
#5240 [21:00] <Product> :)
#5241 [21:00] <wibbler> right its name start.bat
#5242 [21:00] <gPad2002> You might need to show extentions
#5243 [21:00] <wibbler> wat
#5244 [21:00] * Product is afk for 2 mins.
#5244 [21:00] <gPad2002> Tools/folder options/show extensions for known file types
#5245 [21:00] <gPad2002> What you actually have there is a .bat.txt
#5246 [21:00] <gPad2002> So remove the .txt
#5247 [21:01] <gPad2002> And remove the .exe from the launcher you renamed
#5248 [21:01] <wibbler> but the launched is renamed at .jar
#5249 [21:01] <gPad2002> It's really named .jar.exe
#5250 [21:01] <gPad2002> Find your folder options
#5251 [21:01] <Product> Does anyone know who is the creator of VoxelHead ? Xales ?
#5252 [21:01] <gPad2002> And uncheck "hide extensions for known file types"
#5253 [21:02] <gPad2002> And you'll see what I mean
#5254 [21:02] <gPad2002> Product: DopeGhoti
#5255 [21:02] <gPad2002> Why!
#5256 [21:02] <gPad2002> ?*
#5257 [21:02] <Product> Oh ok thanks gPad2002 :)
#5258 [21:02] <gPad2002> Anything I can help with?
#5259 [21:02] <TheNytangel> Product, DopeGhoti
#5260 [21:02] <wibbler> there is no tool option though
#5261 [21:02] <Product> Yeah, thank you :)
#5262 [21:02] <gPad2002> wibbler: Press ALT
#5263 [21:02] <TheNytangel> Oh, too late :P
#5264 [21:02] <TheNytangel> Just reading the chat
#5265 [21:03] <wibbler> ...and
#5266 [21:03] <Product> I would like to ask him if he can add this link to some command, it's how to reinstall Minecraft TUT made by me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfflxT05ZAc
#5267 [21:03] <gPad2002> TheNytangel: Can you help this guy
#5268 [21:03] <gPad2002> I need to get up in six hours
#5269 [21:03] <wibbler> no he cant
#5270 [21:03] <wibbler> we tried
#5271 [21:03] <wibbler> u have time!
#5272 [21:03] <Product> Sure I can help him.
#5273 [21:03] <wibbler> ffs.
#5274 [21:03] <wibbler> w/e
#5275 [21:03] <gPad2002> Thanks
#5276 [21:03] <Product> wibbler: Are you installing Minecraft ?
#5277 [21:03] <TheNytangel> Product, tell him in #minecrafthelp.breakroom where it won't get spammed away
#5278 [21:03] <wibbler> ...
#5279 [21:03] <TheNytangel> Brb
#5280 [21:03] <Product> Ok, thanks TheNytangel :)
#5281 [21:03] <wibbler> can u get him up to date
#5282 [21:03] <wibbler> while i try to find tools
#5283 [21:03] <Product> Sure.
#5284 [21:04] <Product> wibbler: Can you describe the problem for me ? I'am not sure about it.
#5285 [21:04] <wibbler> uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhg
#5286 [21:04] <Product> Are you trying to install a Mod ?
#5287 [21:04] <wibbler> no
#5288 [21:05] <gPad2002> Product: Blackscreening
#5289 [21:05] <Product> Oh.
#5290 [21:05] <gPad2002> Trying to get him to make a BAT so we can get the error
#5291 [21:05] <wibbler> not quite anymore
#5292 [21:05] <Product> Ohh
#5293 [21:05] <Product> Did he reinstall Minecraft ?
#5294 [21:05] <wibbler> it says updating minecraft done loading
#5295 [21:05] <Product> It mostly fix the Minecraft black screen.
#5296 [21:05] <wibbler> but its frozen
#5297 [21:05] <Product> Ohhh
#5298 [21:05] <Product> that's a connection problem.
#5299 [21:05] <Product> It's mostly your Firewall is blocking it.
#5300 [21:05] <Product> Follow this:
#5301 [21:05] <wibbler> say what
#5302 [21:06] <wibbler> but i didnt change anything
#5303 [21:06] * gPad2002 face palms
#5303 [21:06] <Product> Go to start.
#5304 [21:06] <wibbler> and it worked before
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#5306 [21:06] <wibbler> perfectly
#5307 [21:06] <Product> Hmmm
#5308 [21:06] <gPad2002> Product: It isn't
#5309 [21:06] <gPad2002> Just try to get him to launch it with a bat
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#5311 [21:06] <Product> gPad2002: Oh, ok I'll try to fix it for him on TeamViewer.
#5312 [21:06] <Product> Ok.
#5313 [21:06] <wibbler> texture packs to
#5314 [21:06] <Product> Oh ok.
#5315 [21:06] <wibbler> yeah about that
#5316 [21:06] <wibbler> how
#5317 [21:06] <Product> Do you have the Bat ?
#5318 [21:06] <Product> Where is it ?
#5319 [21:06] <wibbler> wat
#5320 [21:06] <wibbler> yes
#5321 [21:07] <Product> wibbler: Do you have teamviewer ? if not please download it at www.teamviewer.com
#5322 [21:07] <wibbler> u pasted what gspot told me to
#5323 [21:07] <wibbler> start.bat
#5324 [21:07] <Product> Where is the link to the .bat file ?
#5325 [21:07] <gPad2002> Gspot. Really?
#5326 [21:07] <wibbler> and then java -jar or w/e
#5327 [21:07] <ahhhhhhh> ok i downloaded one called adventure pack or something lol looks like old zelda shit so since i downloaded it should it just show in the minecraft mods and texturepacks thing
#5328 [21:07] <wibbler> oh gpad
#5329 [21:07] <gPad2002> Maturity levels in here are rapidly decreasing.
#5330 [21:07] <Product> wibbler: Please download teamviewer www.teamviewer.com
#5331 [21:08] <gPad2002> G'night everyone, anyway.
#5332 [21:08] <Product> Good night :)
#5333 [21:08] <wibbler> yes ahhhhh, if u placed it in texturepacks it .minecraft
#5334 [21:08] <wibbler> night thanks for the help msort of
#5335 [21:08] <Product> wibbler: download teamviewer...
#5336 [21:08] <Product> I'll try to help you via it.
#5337 [21:08] <ahhhhhhh> ok so do i go to %data% like mods?
#5338 [21:08] <wibbler> hold on
#5339 [21:08] <Product> Ok.
#5340 [21:08] <Product> ahhhhhhhh: It's %appdata%
#5341 [21:08] <wibbler> type that and find .minecraft
#5342 [21:08] <ahhhhhhh> yeah that lol
#5343 [21:08] <wibbler> drag the texture pack into it
#5344 [21:09] <ahhhhhhh> i know i was just saying is it like mods lol
#5345 [21:09] <wibbler> then look at it inside minecraft
#5346 [21:09] <Product> We don't support Mods here.
#5347 [21:09] <wibbler> and select
#5348 [21:09] <Product> ?? mods
#5349 [21:09] <wibbler> idk...
#5350 [21:09] <wibbler> mods didnt work for me
#5351 [21:09] <wibbler> just textures
#5352 [21:09] <TheNytangel> Back
#5353 [21:09] <wibbler> thats what got me in this mes
#5354 [21:09] <Product> Welcome back.
#5355 [21:09] <Product> wibbler try to do this:
#5356 [21:09] <wibbler> whats teamviewer
#5357 [21:09] <Product> ??> wibbler win/reinst
#5358 [21:09] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5359 [21:10] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5360 [21:10] <TheNytangel> Product, gay porn folder? XD
#5361 [21:10] <wibbler> shutup with that i tried it several thousand time trust me it doesnt work
#5362 [21:10] <Product> Lol xD.
#5363 [21:10] <Product> Holy crap !
#5364 [21:10] <ahhhhhhh> ok ill see if this shit works better
#5365 [21:10] <Product> I just realized..
#5366 [21:10] <ahhhhhhh> its a 32x32
#5367 [21:10] <Product> DAMN 1
#5368 [21:10] <Product> NOOOO !:(
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#5370 [21:11] <wibbler> im thmbsing that comment up
#5371 [21:11] <wibbler> :)
#5372 [21:11] <Product> :)
#5373 [21:11] <wibbler> 32x32 isnt hd so it should run fine
#5374 [21:11] <Product> xD
#5375 [21:11] <Product> 32x32 ?
#5376 [21:11] <wibbler> or is it
#5377 [21:11] <wibbler> i think 16x16 isnt
#5378 [21:11] <Metro> Is there eny way else to buy this game whit Visa Electron whitout using paypal/moneybookers
#5379 [21:11] <wibbler> idk try it
#5380 [21:12] <wibbler> anyway what do i try now product
#5381 [21:12] <TheNytangel> Product, no! You keep the saves folder!
#5382 [21:12] <Product> wibbler this:
#5383 [21:12] <Product> Yeah.
#5384 [21:12] <Product> But before that I had screenshots.
#5385 [21:12] <Product> So I just added that folder.
#5386 [21:12] <ahhhhhhh> the texture pack i downloaded the torches look liek upside down penises
#5387 [21:13] <Product> Don't worry people will understand it :)
#5388 [21:13] <wibbler> lmao
#5389 [21:13] <Product> I did also the texturepack example.
#5390 [21:13] <wibbler> now that would be creepers
#5391 [21:14] <wibbler> what now
#5392 [21:14] <TheNytangel> Product, no. Not an apple. Mojang AB logo
#5393 [21:14] <Product> ??> wibbler win/rеinst
#5394 [21:14] <wibbler> what is "this:"
#5395 [21:14] <wibbler> i tried it man
#5396 [21:14] <Product> Yeah, it was a joke TheNytangel :D
#5397 [21:14] <wibbler> didnt do shit
#5398 [21:14] <Product> Just so people won't get bored while watching the video.
#5399 [21:15] <Product> !google tеst
#5400 [21:15] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tеst&l=0
#5401 [21:15] <Product> Wow cool :D
#5402 [21:15] <TheNytangel> >.>
#5403 [21:15] <tagger24> so if my laptop has 1gb of ram and i have 4000 mb dedicated to virtual memory and minecraft still lags then wtf do i do?
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#5405 [21:16] <ahhhhhhh> ok this si fucked p the porkchops look like marshmellows
#5406 [21:16] <TheNytangel> ahhhhhhh, don't use a texture pack, and if you want to, this isn't #mcchatter
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#5408 [21:17] <ahhhhhhh> y
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#5410 [21:18] <wibbler> Product
#5411 [21:18] <wibbler> what should i do now
#5412 [21:18] <ahhhhhhh> omg wibbler it got laggy again
#5413 [21:18] <Product> Yes ?
#5414 [21:18] <tagger24> anyone help me?
#5415 [21:18] <Product> ?? ask
#5416 [21:18] <wibbler> ahhhhhhh ur computer is probably ass
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#5418 [21:19] <ahhhhhhh> dude its a brand new hp pavilion
#5419 [21:19] <wibbler> try buying a $2000 from ibuypower.com
#5420 [21:19] <Product> Just ask tagger.
#5421 [21:19] <wibbler> just to play minecraft :P
#5422 [21:19] <tagger24> i already asked -.- *retyping*
#5423 [21:19] <wibbler> or go to task manager
#5424 [21:19] <wibbler> and make java a top priority
#5425 [21:19] <wibbler> it might run faster
#5426 [21:20] <tagger24> so if my laptop has 1gb of ram and i have 4000 mb dedicated to virtual memory and minecraft still lags then wtf do i do? i also already stopped all the processes that i know are safe to stop and only have minecraft and this internet open
#5427 [21:20] <tagger24> just that will make it faster?
#5428 [21:20] <Product> Hmmm
#5429 [21:20] <wibbler> low bit texture pack
#5430 [21:20] <Product> 1GB of RAM isn't a lot.
#5431 [21:20] <wibbler> always my reccomendation
#5432 [21:20] <Product> But here is what you have to do, update your graphic card software.
#5433 [21:21] <wibbler> and that to
#5434 [21:21] <tagger24> well my computer is like 5 years old. i got it in 7th grade and i just graduated...
#5435 [21:21] <wibbler> well
#5436 [21:21] <Product> Hmmm
#5437 [21:21] <Product> tagger24: What's your graphic card ?
#5438 [21:21] <Product> wibbler: That's a good suggestion.
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#5440 [21:21] <ahhhhhhh> idk how much my uncle has he has a custom built tower
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#5442 [21:22] <wibbler> wow
#5443 [21:22] <Product> tagger24: To check your graphic card, do this:
#5444 [21:22] <wibbler> my pc is ass
#5445 [21:22] <tagger24> how do i find graphics card
#5446 [21:22] <Product> ??> win/dxdiag
#5447 [21:22] <wibbler> hp is not made for gaming
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#5449 [21:22] <Product> ??> taggler win/dxdiag
#5450 [21:22] <VoxelHead> taggler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5451 [21:22] <VoxelHead> taggler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5454 [21:22] <Product> Hey Iguana :)
#5455 [21:22] <ahhhhhhh> well my grandmas laptop is crazy fast for this game and its an hp pavilion just a laptop not desktop
#5456 [21:22] <Iguana> Greetings
#5457 [21:22] <Product> :)
#5458 [21:23] <wibbler> i guess it depends on the graphics card, mine is made for playing videos/blu ray not gaming
#5459 [21:23] <wibbler> i can barely play css
#5460 [21:23] <Product> tagger24: But I would suggest you the same suggestion that wibbler gave you, use low graphic texture pack.
#5461 [21:23] <wibbler> product u still havent helped me i have been on here all day
#5462 [21:23] <ahhhhhhh> dude im using a 32x32 lol
#5463 [21:23] <Product> But he may have some outdated software graphic card, so he just got to update it with the software.
#5464 [21:24] <wibbler> is it laggy?
#5465 [21:24] <Product> wibbler: Did you install TeamViewer ?
#5466 [21:24] <wibbler> erm no
#5467 [21:24] <wibbler> link
#5468 [21:24] <ahhhhhhh> its takes like 5 mins then its laggin
#5469 [21:24] <Product> then install it..
#5470 [21:24] <Product> ??> wibbler teamviewer
#5471 [21:24] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5472 [21:24] <VoxelHead> wibbler: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5473 [21:24] <tagger24> i have default texture pack. is that high demand?
#5474 [21:24] <wibbler> ..
#5475 [21:24] <Product> Yes tagger24, I don't have much experience with graphic cards actually.
#5476 [21:24] <wibbler> access my pc?
#5477 [21:25] <Product> To help you.
#5478 [21:25] <Product> Sorry guys I gotta brb.
#5479 [21:25] * Product is now AFK.
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#5480 [21:25] <wippler> well shit why would he leave
#5481 [21:26] <tagger24> ati radeon xpress 200m series (ox5955
#5482 [21:26] <tagger24> does that sound like a graphics card?
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#5484 [21:27] <JohnEBH> Yes ^
#5485 [21:28] <ahhhhhhh> what was the uh thing on minecraft forums with all those texture packs?
#5486 [21:28] <ahhhhhhh> whats the address
#5487 [21:28] <wippler> ttp://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/10790-texture-pack-central-mods-tools-maps-list/
#5488 [21:28] <JohnEBH> ahhhhhhh- Try google.
#5489 [21:29] <JohnEBH> ??> ahhhhhhh google
#5490 [21:29] <VoxelHead> ahhhhhhh: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#5491 [21:29] <wippler> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/10790-texture-pack-central-mods-tools-maps-list/
#5492 [21:29] <wippler> there
#5493 [21:29] <hendroid> i cant place blocs
#5494 [21:29] <JohnEBH> hendroid- Move out of spawn
#5495 [21:29] <wippler> left click
#5496 [21:30] <JohnEBH> *cough* Right click *cough*
#5497 [21:30] <JohnEBH> Left clicking is to use or break.
#5498 [21:30] <JohnEBH> Right clicking is to use or place
#5499 [21:30] <wippler> well soooory i havent played that damn game all day cus its broken and you ppl are useless
#5500 [21:31] <wippler> can u help me maybe
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#5503 [21:32] <BoomBoom96> hello everyone
#5504 [21:32] <BoomBoom96> i need some seriouse help
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#5506 [21:32] <wippler> i get this image when i rune minecraft http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/402408/minecraft_stuck_inline.png
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#5508 [21:33] <wippler> click the image
#5509 [21:33] <BoomBoom96> can anyone help me?
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#5511 [21:33] <wippler> HELP
#5512 [21:34] <BoomBoom96> can anyone help me?
#5513 [21:34] <JohnEBH> ??> Channel ask
#5514 [21:34] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5515 [21:34] <wippler> no one will help u
#5516 [21:34] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#5518 [21:34] <wippler> the mods are asleep
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#5520 [21:34] <JohnEBH> ??> wippler attitude
#5521 [21:35] <VoxelHead> wippler: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#5522 [21:35] <VoxelHead> wippler: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#5523 [21:35] <mib_cgbrjr> hello
#5524 [21:35] <JohnEBH> You're not my priority
#5525 [21:35] <JohnEBH> mib_cgbrjr- Hi
#5526 [21:35] <wippler> then help me dammit
#5527 [21:35] <Mineral> How can we help, mib_cgbrjr
#5528 [21:35] <mib_cgbrjr> how do i cook pork
#5529 [21:35] <JohnEBH> mib_cgbrjr- Use a furnace
#5530 [21:35] <mib_cgbrjr> im a noob
#5531 [21:35] <wippler> ......................
#5532 [21:35] <mib_cgbrjr> oo
#5533 [21:35] <mib_cgbrjr> and where do i put it top or bottom
#5534 [21:35] <Mineral> At the top
#5535 [21:35] <JohnEBH> mib_cgbrjr- And get coal or wood as a fuel source
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#5537 [21:35] <wippler> seriously?
#5538 [21:36] <mib_cgbrjr> put coal on the bottom
#5539 [21:36] <JohnEBH> mib_cgbrjr- Anything that needs to be cooked smelted on the top
#5540 [21:36] <BoomBoom96> i just baught minecraft i played it for a week and then i got this thing that popped up that sais saving chunks and i didnt hit save and then i get a blackscreen and i have to close the game how can i fix that?
#5541 [21:36] <JohnEBH> mib_cgbrjr- Fuel sources on the bottom
#5542 [21:36] <mib_cgbrjr> ok thank you so much
#5543 [21:36] <wippler> i hate you all.
#5544 [21:36] <Mineral> The fuel always goes in the bottom slot - saplings work as well
#5545 [21:36] <mib_cgbrjr> bye
#5546 [21:36] <JohnEBH> ??> BoomBoom96 win/reinst/bat
#5547 [21:36] <VoxelHead> BoomBoom96: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#5548 [21:36] <wippler> help
#5549 [21:36] <VoxelHead> BoomBoom96: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#5550 [21:36] <wippler> help
#5551 [21:36] <Mineral> Haha, not quite 'thanks' but close enough,.
#5552 [21:36] <JohnEBH> BoomBoom96- Use that, then try opening minecraft.
#5553 [21:36] <Mineral> Anyone else need any help?
#5554 [21:36] <wippler> yes me!
#5555 [21:36] <wippler> me me!
#5556 [21:36] <wippler> over here
#5557 [21:36] <wippler> <<<<
#5558 [21:36] <wippler> help
#5559 [21:36] <JohnEBH> ??> wippler dont/spam
#5560 [21:36] <VoxelHead> wippler: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#5561 [21:37] <wippler> mineral will u help me
#5562 [21:37] * mib_fyeeaq [mib_fyeeaq@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5563 [21:37] <wippler> will u?
#5564 [21:37] <BoomBoom96> i just downloaded that do i just play now?
#5565 [21:37] <JohnEBH> 21:30 - <wippler> well soooory i havent played that damn game all day cus its broken and you ppl are useless
#5566 [21:38] <wippler> so you arent going to help
#5567 [21:38] <wippler> i can beg
#5568 [21:38] <Mineral> In short, no
#5569 [21:38] <wippler> why
#5570 [21:38] <mib_fyeeaq> will minecraft work on Linux?
#5571 [21:38] <JohnEBH> BoomBoom96- Download and launch it
#5572 [21:38] <JohnEBH> mib_fyeeaq- If you use the right launcher yes
#5573 [21:38] <JohnEBH> !client
#5574 [21:38] <wippler> this channel is supposed to help me
#5575 [21:38] <wippler> help please
#5576 [21:38] <JohnEBH> mib_fyeeaq- See the linux client? ^
#5577 [21:38] <JohnEBH> wippler- We're not "supposed", we volunteer to.
#5578 [21:38] <wippler> where did Product go
#5579 [21:38] <Mineral> It's not "supposed" to do anything, we're not paid employees. And bratty kids tend to get ignored!
#5580 [21:39] <Product> Sorry, I'll be back in 2 mins, testing something.
#5581 [21:39] <wippler> bratty? you people are ignoring me
#5582 [21:39] <Product> Just download teamviewer, and PM me the info wippler.
#5583 [21:39] <JohnEBH> wippler- Refer to 21:30
#5584 [21:39] <wippler> you suck. seriously.
#5585 [21:39] * Product is afk for 2 minutes.
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#5586 [21:40] <JohnEBH> o/
#5587 [21:40] <wippler> its not like you could help my anyway.
#5588 [21:40] <wippler> that doesnt mean kick me im waiting for Product
#5589 [21:41] <wippler> he isnt a douche.
#5590 [21:41] <Mineral> Well, we're useless, remember. Even if we tried I doubt we'd be able to solve your problem.
#5591 [21:41] <Product> Omg wippler, just download the godammit teamviewer, and send me info in PM.
#5592 [21:41] <wippler> ok
#5593 [21:41] <Product> And everyone here can help you, I'am not the only one.
#5594 [21:41] <Product> They can even offer better help.
#5595 [21:41] <wippler> no apparently they cannot
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#5597 [21:41] <Product> They can.
#5598 [21:41] <Product> Brb.
#5599 [21:41] <wippler> u are the only one
#5600 [21:41] * Product is now afk.
#5600 [21:42] <BoomBoom96> i am going to play for a while and see if it happens again thank you for the help i will stay in chat for now and if it happens again i will let you know
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#5602 [21:43] <fenster> just downloaded the game, but when I click the brouser it will not start
#5603 [21:43] <mib_fyeeaq> Thankyou for your help about linux installation
#5604 [21:44] <JohnEBH> mib_fyeeaq- Np
#5605 [21:44] <JohnEBH> fenster- Do you have java installed?
#5606 [21:44] <fenster> Any ideas on what I should do
#5607 [21:44] <fenster> I dont know if I have java
#5608 [21:44] <wippler> product i installed it
#5609 [21:44] <Product> Ok now send me ID and password.
#5610 [21:44] <JohnEBH> ??> fenster getjava
#5611 [21:44] <VoxelHead> fenster: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#5612 [21:46] <ahhhhhhh> omg i cant get anything to work and make this freaking thing not lag after a while
#5613 [21:46] <JohnEBH> ??> ahhhhhhh win/dxdiag
#5614 [21:46] <VoxelHead> ahhhhhhh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5615 [21:46] <VoxelHead> ahhhhhhh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5616 [21:47] <ahhhhhhh> that made no sense
#5617 [21:48] <ahhhhhhh> like be more say uh specific
#5618 [21:50] <ahhhhhhh> nvm im out later
#5619 [21:50] <|Kiikun|> . . .
#5620 [21:50] <JohnEBH> Specific...
#5621 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> thats about as specific as possible short of you doing it for him
#5622 [21:51] <TheNytangel> Yeah..
#5623 [21:51] * JohnEBH sighs
#5623 [21:51] * JohnEBH facepalms
#5623 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> ooh! john! can you add things to vox? o.o\
#5624 [21:51] <TheNytangel> Losers these days..
#5625 [21:51] * JohnEBH takes a break
#5625 [21:51] * JohnEBH can't add things to vox T.T
#5625 [21:51] <|Kiikun|> aw... found a perfect image for the idiots who ask what the win key is even after the explination
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#5627 [21:52] <JohnEBH> I wish someone made a gif
#5628 [21:52] <JohnEBH> Lol
#5629 [21:52] <BoomBoom96> So far it is workingerfictly ty so much u made my day voxelhead ty so much
#5630 [21:52] <JohnEBH> ?? bot
#5631 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> http://img.tfd.com/cde/_WINKEY.JPG
#5632 [21:52] <JohnEBH> ??> BoomBoom96 bot
#5633 [21:52] <JohnEBH> ??> BoomBoom96 bot
#5634 [21:52] <VoxelHead> BoomBoom96: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5635 [21:52] <BoomBoom96> they are bots?
#5636 [21:52] <BoomBoom96> ooo they are bots
#5637 [21:52] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|- Lol Nice
#5638 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> vox, au, and nano are bots
#5639 [21:52] * dkolkena [dkolkena@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5640 [21:52] <BoomBoom96> well thank you bots
#5641 [21:52] <BoomBoom96> xD
#5642 [21:52] <JohnEBH> Pshhh forget about nano
#5643 [21:52] <|Kiikun|> everyone else is lazy or helpfull :P
#5644 [21:53] <|Kiikun|> oh.. and greybot
#5645 [21:53] <JohnEBH> The only use he has is to !google for me ;)
#5646 [21:53] <JohnEBH> !google JohnEBH
#5647 [21:53] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=JohnEBH&l=0
#5648 [21:54] * |Kiikun| likes that link still
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#5650 [21:55] <JohnEBH> o.o
#5651 [21:56] <BoomBoom96> The problem happened again
#5652 [21:57] <BoomBoom96> the link you gave me VoxelHead do i have to put it in a sertain file?
#5653 [21:57] <BoomBoom96> is there any real people i can talk to?
#5654 [21:58] <JohnEBH> ??> BoomBoom96 win/dxdiag
#5655 [21:58] <VoxelHead> BoomBoom96: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5656 [21:58] <VoxelHead> BoomBoom96: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5657 [21:58] * squiggy [squiggy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5658 [21:59] <BoomBoom96> is there any real people i can talk to?
#5659 [21:59] * vert [vert@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5660 [21:59] <BoomBoom96> john
#5661 [21:59] <DopeGhoti> No, only fake people here.
#5662 [21:59] <BoomBoom96> can u help me maybe
#5663 [21:59] <|Kiikun|> yes.. we're all podpeople ruled by the king of the pods
#5664 [21:59] <BoomBoom96> Where can i find real people to talk to ?
#5665 [22:00] * pheleas_frog [pheleas_frog@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5666 [22:00] <|Kiikun|> a coffe house?
#5667 [22:00] <vert> When I try to log in and play on my desk top, I get the message "The required plug-in is not installed"
#5668 [22:00] <DopeGhoti> ??> vert getjava
#5669 [22:00] <VoxelHead> vert: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#5670 [22:00] <vert> Can someone help me?
#5671 [22:01] <vert> I will brb and let you know if it works
#5672 [22:02] <|Kiikun|> aw.. was gonna make boomboom read this: http://notalwaysright.com/customer-requests-can-be-unrealistic/9637
#5673 [22:02] <|Kiikun|> :P
#5674 [22:02] <JohnEBH> lol?
#5675 [22:03] <|Kiikun|> he was being the old lady :P
#5676 [22:03] <vert> It didnt work
#5677 [22:04] <|Kiikun|> vert: did you restart your browser?
#5678 [22:04] <vert> No I will.
#5679 [22:04] <vert> Brb
#5680 [22:05] * vert [vert@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5681 [22:05] <vert> It didnt work
#5682 [22:06] <vert> What plug ins do I need for Minecraft
#5683 [22:06] * gamakichi [gamakichi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5684 [22:06] <|Kiikun|> java.
#5685 [22:06] * lildrummerdrew [lildrummerdrew@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5686 [22:07] <vert> My brother plays runescape on this computer and it runs fine
#5687 [22:07] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: Haven't seen you around before. ello.
#5688 [22:07] <lildrummerdrew> vert: where lies the problem?
#5689 [22:07] <gamakichi> Help! I just purchased Minecraft, and have tried to download with zero success. I'm on Windows 7, IE 9. Any advice?
#5690 [22:07] <|Kiikun|> lildrummerdrew: hi drummer :P i been here a few weeks just putzing around
#5691 [22:07] <lildrummerdrew> gamakichi: how long ago did you buy it?
#5692 [22:07] <gamakichi> within the last 20 minutes maybe
#5693 [22:08] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: Oh. I've been here about 2 months now, I've just been busy.
#5694 [22:08] <|Kiikun|> gama: did you download the client then it asks you what to run it with?
#5695 [22:08] <lildrummerdrew> gamakichi: It can take days, as Mojang uses third party sites to transfer money. However, I can check your account. Name?
#5696 [22:08] <vert> Minecraft says "The required plug-in is not installed", but I can play runescape. Runescape runs off Java
#5697 [22:08] <gamakichi> My account name is Barmekin
#5698 [22:08] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: Usually the transaction takes a few hours, sometimes days.
#5699 [22:09] <lildrummerdrew> !paid Barmekin
#5700 [22:09] <ZeYosh> can i play singleplayer minecraft if i'm offline ?
#5701 [22:09] * |Kiikun| asume gamakichi is a default name for mibbit..
#5701 [22:09] <lildrummerdrew> Vert, Windows mac or linux?
#5702 [22:09] <vert> Windows
#5703 [22:09] <lildrummerdrew> ZeYosh, you need to log in with a paid account firsst
#5704 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> ZeYosh: yes. buyt you dont get your skin and have the 'not registered' text on your screen
#5705 [22:09] <lildrummerdrew> gamakichi: Windows, yes?
#5706 [22:09] <Mineral> Heh. cool.
#5707 [22:09] <Mineral> !paid Mineral
#5708 [22:10] <Mineral> Good for him!
#5709 [22:10] <ZeYosh> alright thanks :)
#5710 [22:10] <gamakichi> Yes Win 7. I get the actual save as windows screen with the name, but when I select save nothing happens.
#5711 [22:10] * |Kiikun| is paid too :P
#5711 [22:10] <lildrummerdrew> Vert, I say get the LATEST version of java at http://www.java.com
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#5713 [22:10] <ZeYosh> i move tomorrow and don't know when i get internet again
#5714 [22:10] <|Kiikun|> we just sent him there
#5715 [22:10] <vert> Yeaa
#5716 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> Or we can try this:
#5717 [22:11] <vert> I have the latest
#5718 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> ZeYosh: good luck with the move! i lost things last time i moves ;_;
#5719 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> ??> vert win/javara
#5720 [22:11] <VoxelHead> vert: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#5721 [22:11] <VoxelHead> vert: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#5722 [22:11] <ZeYosh> thanks :)
#5723 [22:11] <lildrummerdrew> Try that vert.
#5724 [22:11] <ZeYosh> hopefully everything is in boxes
#5725 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> i lost my school ring :P
#5726 [22:11] * |Kiikun| doesnt even know if it made it here or not.
#5726 [22:11] <gamakichi> But would an old or broken Java prevent me from saving the file locally on my HD? I wouldn't think so? It wont even save... Sorry to be a pain.
#5727 [22:12] <ZeYosh> haha
#5728 [22:12] <lildrummerdrew> No, it wouldn't.. I was addressing vert when I mentioned javara
#5729 [22:12] <lildrummerdrew> ??> gamakichi teamviewer
#5730 [22:12] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#5731 [22:12] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#5732 [22:12] <lildrummerdrew> Please get that gamakichi and I'll personally help you.
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#5734 [22:14] <vert> lildrummerdrew, I was looking at it, but I don't want to pay. Is this a problem?
#5735 [22:14] * lildrummerdrew wants to know if |Kiikun| knows any good mods that I don't.
#5735 [22:14] <lildrummerdrew> vert, what costs money >.>
#5736 [22:14] <vert> JavaRa
#5737 [22:15] <wippler> is product here
#5738 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> I'm pretty sure it doesn't..
#5739 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> Wippler, don't hold your breath
#5740 [22:15] <gamakichi> Not crazy about providing access to PC. Any plan B?
#5741 [22:15] <wippler> ?
#5742 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> ??> gamakichi dont/bother
#5743 [22:15] <VoxelHead> gamakichi: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#5744 [22:15] <lildrummerdrew> Read that a few times please ^^
#5745 [22:15] <wippler> no hes here
#5746 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> :P
#5747 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> wippler, the initials afk mean anything to you? Or lurking?
#5748 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> if he's at his computer then he'll show up becaise someone said.. Product!!
#5749 [22:16] <wippler> hes been extremely helpful
#5750 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> ah...
#5751 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: we already said his name like twice xD
#5752 [22:16] <gamakichi> Man, you guys are harsh! Thanks anyway for trying.
#5753 [22:16] * |Kiikun| just likes makign people beep
#5753 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> No, seriously
#5754 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> I can install it myself dude
#5755 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5756 [22:16] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew- Clay soldiers
#5757 [22:16] <lildrummerdrew> Whatever. his problem...
#5758 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, brother has it, created a really complicated stadium. Not interested.
#5759 [22:17] <JohnEBH> Aw T.T
#5760 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> itsnt teamvieer, techicly, plan C?
#5761 [22:17] <wippler> idk what u peoples problem is
#5762 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: I already tried a and b
#5763 [22:17] <JohnEBH> ??> wippler attitude
#5764 [22:17] <VoxelHead> wippler: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#5765 [22:17] <VoxelHead> wippler: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#5766 [22:17] <lildrummerdrew> John, it was CRAZY
#5767 [22:17] <wippler> mmk then dont refer to me or talk to me pls
#5768 [22:18] <wippler> ty
#5769 [22:18] <JohnEBH> 21:30 - <wippler> well soooory i havent played that damn game all day cus its broken and you ppl are useless
#5770 [22:18] <lildrummerdrew> Like, no joke JohnEBH, he had loading stations, door switches, a quake feature, and even a switch that disabled all power O.O
#5771 [22:19] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew- It's just fun watching them kill creepers =P
#5772 [22:19] <JohnEBH> I use them to gaurd me XD
#5773 [22:19] <wippler> >>refering it me
#5774 [22:19] <JohnEBH> Guard?
#5775 [22:19] <JohnEBH> There
#5776 [22:19] <lildrummerdrew> Also JohnEBH, want the download? I can get it from him. His stadium is in a flatworld, but it wouldn't be too hard to fix it into a normal one. It's the best stadium everrrr.
#5777 [22:19] <|Kiikun|> quake feature?
#5778 [22:19] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew- Lol sure?
#5779 [22:20] * JohnEBH assumes pistons
#5779 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> like.. piston randomness field?
#5780 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: Quake, meaning the ground moved back, forth, up down, YES PISTONS ... and sand.
#5781 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> YESSS
#5782 [22:20] <JohnEBH> What I had in mine
#5783 [22:20] <JohnEBH> XD
#5784 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> But seriously, I'll get you a download when it's done.
#5785 [22:20] * |Kiikun| likes idea... but is building base on a lake again :P
#5785 [22:20] <lildrummerdrew> So, any more mod suggestions?
#5786 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> i only use TMI an SPC for my testing ages
#5787 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> I use those AND optimine/optifog.
#5788 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> ive seen good things with aethermod
#5789 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> opti actually caused me more memory errors <.<
#5790 [22:21] <lildrummerdrew> Seen it. Not interested.
#5791 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> And it helps my computer.
#5792 [22:22] * |Kiikun| can run the game maximized on a 1080p monitor
#5792 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> LMAO I saw that splash just today.
#5793 [22:22] * vert [vert@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5794 [22:22] <lildrummerdrew> Anyways.
#5795 [22:22] <Mineral> wippler: You're an idiot. Aren't highlights fun?
#5796 [22:22] <vert> JavaRa is not working, and its user interface blows. Help?
#5797 [22:23] <JohnEBH> lildrummerdrew- Spout client =P
#5798 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> it probably blows because its a tool you should only need to use once
#5799 [22:23] <wippler> im an idiot?
#5800 [22:23] <JohnEBH> vert- Remove older versions of java perhaps? =P
#5801 [22:23] <lildrummerdrew> JohnEBH, a what now? And ps can ya get vert for me xD
#5802 [22:23] <wippler> u dont even know me
#5803 [22:23] <JohnEBH> wippler- of course not *cough*
#5804 [22:23] <lildrummerdrew> OR we could just TeamView.
#5805 [22:23] <wippler> u people arent useless
#5806 [22:23] <wippler> no
#5807 [22:23] <wippler> you are cancer
#5808 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> lol, wippler, what seems to be the problem? PS CANCER IS MY ZODIAC
#5809 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5810 [22:24] <JohnEBH> Lmfao
#5811 [22:24] <vert> Java runs other things, but I cant play minecraft :/
#5812 [22:24] <Opeth> ...
#5813 [22:24] <Mineral> I'm a gemini
#5814 [22:24] * |Kiikun| is a scorpio... likes to kill people with sings
#5814 [22:24] <JohnEBH> Virgo
#5815 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> hi opeth :P
#5816 [22:24] <lildrummerdrew> Opeth, JohnEBH ... You just had to laugh xD
#5817 [22:24] <JohnEBH> Stings?
#5818 [22:24] <Opeth> Hello.
#5819 [22:24] <JohnEBH> o/
#5820 [22:24] * mib_q02fak [mib_q02fak@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5821 [22:24] * mib_i8yoeg [mib_i8yoeg@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5822 [22:25] <Opeth> Also. No raginginsulty stuff in here or I get mad.
#5823 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> mibbits ahoy!
#5824 [22:25] * [L] [[L]@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5825 [22:25] <mib_i8yoeg> i need help
#5826 [22:25] <mib_q02fak> could someone help me
#5827 [22:25] <lildrummerdrew> ?? ask
#5828 [22:25] <JohnEBH> ??> channel ask
#5829 [22:25] <Opeth> Ask away mib's.
#5830 [22:25] <JohnEBH> Way to break vox -.-
#5831 [22:25] <lildrummerdrew> heh, you did it xD
#5832 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> lol i stopped before doing it too :P:
#5833 [22:25] <JohnEBH> PSH
#5834 [22:25] <JohnEBH> YOU GOT NOTICED.
#5835 [22:26] <JohnEBH> I got "command was used less than 10 seconds ago"
#5836 [22:26] <wippler> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lktintFPNH1qh40v6o1_500.jpg >>this thread
#5837 [22:26] <lildrummerdrew> I got flood prevention xD
#5838 [22:26] <vert> OK!
#5839 [22:26] <TheNytangel> My internet stopped working >:o
#5840 [22:27] <vert> I figured out the problem, bad video card drivers. Can anyone point me in the driection to get good video card drivers?
#5841 [22:27] <lildrummerdrew> If any of yall need me, I'll be "sipping my coffee" (code for I'm on "BREAK")
#5842 [22:27] <TheNytangel> Google
#5843 [22:27] <lildrummerdrew> ??> vert win/dxdiag
#5844 [22:27] <VoxelHead> vert: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5845 [22:27] <VoxelHead> vert: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5846 [22:27] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, you don't even work here..
#5847 [22:27] <mib_q02fak> well i am trying to download the files so i can play minecraft in the windows downloads and it said unknown and i could not process it and i am trying get help
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#5849 [22:27] <mib_i8yoeg> i tried to install zombiecraft but it didnt work so i deleted some stuff on the .minecraft folder and now it doesnt run
#5850 [22:27] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangel: You didn't get the reference ;)
#5851 [22:28] <lildrummerdrew> mib_i8yoeg mod support is in #risicraft
#5852 [22:28] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, you can't "be on break" when you don't "work here"
#5853 [22:28] <mib_q02fak> HELP ME
#5854 [22:28] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangel If you understood the reference, then you'd understandwhat I meant.
#5855 [22:28] <JohnEBH> lol Gg
#5856 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_i8yoeg foreceupdate
#5857 [22:28] <Opeth> mib_q02fak - Rename the file to minecraft.exe
#5858 [22:28] <Opeth> If that is what you mean with unknown file.
#5859 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_i8yoeg for\ceupdate
#5860 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> x.x
#5861 [22:29] <JohnEBH> |Kiikun|- fail
#5862 [22:29] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_i8yoeg forceupdate
#5863 [22:29] <VoxelHead> mib_i8yoeg: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5864 [22:29] <VoxelHead> mib_i8yoeg: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#5865 [22:29] <TheNytangel> Lol
#5866 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> thanks nyt
#5867 [22:29] <vert> Voxel, You are great
#5868 [22:29] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: lol, newbers xD
#5869 [22:29] * TheNytangel can spell better than the average bear
#5869 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> and mib_q02fak: did it ask what to open the file with?
#5870 [22:29] <vert> I really hope this works
#5871 [22:29] <lildrummerdrew> vert, he's a bot
#5872 [22:29] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> vert bot
#5873 [22:29] <vert> LOL
#5874 [22:29] <lildrummerdrew> :D
#5875 [22:29] <TheNytangel> It isn't that funny..
#5876 [22:30] <vert> LOL
#5877 [22:30] <TheNytangel> ..
#5878 [22:30] * |Kiikun| is the Eternal King of Yptos!
#5878 [22:30] <vert> Flaming
#5879 [22:30] <lildrummerdrew> It's still fun.
#5880 [22:30] <vert> :?
#5881 [22:30] <lildrummerdrew> FLAME ON
#5882 [22:30] <vert> :)
#5883 [22:30] <Product> wippler: I'am making a new file for you.
#5884 [22:30] <wippler> ok
#5885 [22:30] * |Kiikun| grows a tree on drew and lights it on fire
#5885 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> heya product.
#5886 [22:31] <Product> Hey Kiikun !
#5887 [22:31] <Product> Watsup :D
#5888 [22:31] <mib_q02fak> I put what you said Opeth and it is now an application so what do i do know
#5889 [22:31] <Opeth> Are you on a mac or pc?
#5890 [22:31] <lildrummerdrew> mib_q02fak run it
#5891 [22:31] <Opeth> If so, just launch minecraft.exe
#5892 [22:32] <|Kiikun|> Product: me have mob system and idea for ways up and down :D
#5893 [22:32] <mib_q02fak> A pc
#5894 [22:32] <Product> Kiikun: Nice, mob ? so it's like a plugin ?
#5895 [22:32] <|Kiikun|> mob :P as in the things that eat your face at night
#5896 [22:32] <Product> Nice !
#5897 [22:32] * |Kiikun| copied Etho's
#5897 [22:32] <Product> Make like Herobrine
#5898 [22:33] <Product> and some stuff
#5899 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> nono.. its a spawnign floor..
#5900 [22:33] <Product> you know.
#5901 [22:33] <Mineral> I want to see these enderman buggers in action
#5902 [22:33] <Product> Oh
#5903 [22:33] <mib_q02fak> Opeth it also says that it has an unknown publisher to so what do i do
#5904 [22:33] <Product> Nice, very nice. I'll think for something good and tell you.
#5905 [22:33] <JohnEBH> Hopefully pushing blocks was removed in favour of teleporting
#5906 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> mib_q02fak: it will say that, click "yes i want to run this"
#5907 [22:33] * Product is afk for 2 minutes.
#5907 [22:34] <mib_q02fak> once i put for it to run it does nothing
#5908 [22:34] <mib_q02fak> it just closes
#5909 [22:34] <Opeth> Eh.
#5910 [22:34] <Opeth> mib_q02fak - what browser did you use to download the launcher?
#5911 [22:34] <lildrummerdrew> Prooooblem.
#5912 [22:35] <Opeth> !client
#5913 [22:35] <Opeth> There shouldn't be any launching problems.
#5914 [22:35] <TheNytangel> Opeth, can you fix a problem of mine?
#5915 [22:35] <Opeth> It depends, I'm tired and busy.
#5916 [22:35] * mib_62ut4b [mib_62ut4b@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5917 [22:35] <Opeth> What is it?
#5918 [22:35] <TheNytangel> Opeth, task manager won't start and my internet stopped working :P
#5919 [22:35] <Opeth> The how are you on irc?
#5920 [22:36] <TheNytangel> Opeth, my internet client..
#5921 [22:36] <lildrummerdrew> LMFAO
#5922 [22:36] <lildrummerdrew> ^_^
#5923 [22:36] * TheNytangel thinsk Opeth IS tired
#5923 [22:36] <mib_q02fak> how do i download it correctly
#5924 [22:37] <Opeth> 4AM and moderating the forums, of course.
#5925 [22:37] <TheNytangel> :D
#5926 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> http://minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#5927 [22:37] <Opeth> Not sure why it wouldn't open. Tried a reboot?
#5928 [22:37] <lildrummerdrew> Opeth, it's 930pm here xD
#5929 [22:37] <TheNytangel> Opeth, I don't want to.
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#5931 [22:37] <TheNytangel> :)
#5932 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> ?? dont/bother
#5933 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> TheNytangel dont/bother
#5934 [22:38] <Opeth> Heh.
#5935 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> there
#5936 [22:38] <lildrummerdrew> xD
#5937 [22:38] <Opeth> TheNytangel - Tried direct link to TM?: C:\Windows\System32\taskmgr.exe
#5938 [22:38] <TheNytangel> 32?
#5939 [22:38] <Opeth> Create a shortcut and use that or something.
#5940 [22:38] <mib_q02fak> see each time i try and download it it says that it has an unknown publisher
#5941 [22:38] <LWJGL> Can anyone help me with the LWJGL.jar? It won't "retrieve" when I try to update and it won't let me not update.
#5942 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> mib_q02fak, it always will be, just "trust" it
#5943 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> LWJGL, wibndows?
#5944 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> *windows?
#5945 [22:39] <LWJGL> yes
#5946 [22:39] <LWJGL> windows 7 if it matters
#5947 [22:39] <mib_q02fak> yes i run it and then it just gos away and nothing happens
#5948 [22:39] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> LWJGL win/reinst/bat
#5949 [22:40] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#5950 [22:40] <|Kiikun|> o.o;; double >> makes it notice it to them?
#5951 [22:41] <Opeth> mib_q02fak - Uninstall and reinstall java
#5952 [22:41] <Opeth> ?? javara
#5953 [22:41] <Opeth> Go away Vox.
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#5955 [22:41] <lildrummerdrew> |Kiikun|: try ??< dont/pm
#5956 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> lol.. vox went into flood protection mode and wont just genericly message the channel anymore
#5957 [22:41] <LWJGL> I just ran that reinstall script, still nothing
#5958 [22:41] <lildrummerdrew> or whatever the commnd is
#5959 [22:41] * TheNytangel gargles
#5959 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> i know < is self-notice
#5960 [22:42] <lildrummerdrew> ??> LWJGL win/reinst
#5961 [22:42] <VoxelHead> LWJGL: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5962 [22:42] <VoxelHead> LWJGL: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5963 [22:42] <mib_q02fak> how do i do that do i go to the website and reinstall it or delete and reinstall it
#5964 [22:43] <LWJGL> I've already done that, twice. Restarted. Updated java, tried to update lwjgl.
#5965 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> download it manually?
#5966 [22:43] <lildrummerdrew> hmm. please hold LWJGL.... xD I'm thinking.. Oh, and what exactly is this LWJGL? And has Minecraft worked before?
#5967 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> http://lwjgl.org/
#5968 [22:43] * gerzel [gerzel@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5969 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> lightweight java game library
#5970 [22:44] <LWJGL> Light Weight Java Gaming Library, and yes it has
#5971 [22:44] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew, some antivirus softwares or whatever think it is a trojan virus
#5972 [22:44] <TheNytangel> ??>> lildrummerdrew virus
#5973 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> ??> lildrummerdrew virus
#5974 [22:44] * Kimax [Kimax@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5975 [22:44] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew: (virus) There is a false-positive in some virus scanners with one of Minecraft's libraries.
#5976 [22:44] <VoxelHead> lildrummerdrew: (virus) For more information, see http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/virus_detected_false_positive_lwjgl_dll
#5977 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#5979 [22:44] <LWJGL> none of my virus protections show a false-positive
#5980 [22:44] <lildrummerdrew> ah.
#5981 [22:44] <LWJGL> Trust me this place was my last resort
#5982 [22:45] <LWJGL> i've tried everything i could find
#5983 [22:45] * bletch [bletch@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5984 [22:46] <mib_q02fak> how do i uninstall java
#5985 [22:46] <lildrummerdrew> aStart menu, control panel
#5986 [22:47] <mib_q02fak> likdrummerdrew are you talking to me
#5987 [22:48] * PcJamesy [PcJamesy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5988 [22:48] <lildrummerdrew> yes
#5989 [22:49] * mcplayer22 [mcplayer22@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5990 [22:49] <mcplayer22> hello
#5991 [22:49] <mcplayer22> Can somebody help me
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#5993 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> yes we can
#5994 [22:50] <lildrummerdrew> state your problem
#5995 [22:51] <LWJGL> My problem is still not solved btw. I even added it to an exception list for AVG. No errors are coming up, just nothing is being retrieved
#5996 [22:51] <mcplayer22> when i click on my minecraft and press login it says cant connect to minecraft.net
#5997 [22:51] <bletch> can somebody help me please
#5998 [22:52] <lildrummerdrew> mcplayer22 how many times did you try clicking retry.
#5999 [22:52] * mib_en1gfj [mib_en1gfj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6000 [22:52] <lildrummerdrew> bletch, not with telepathy
#6001 [22:52] <mcplayer22> once
#6002 [22:52] <bletch> my minecraf crashes everytime i try to run it
#6003 [22:53] <mcplayer22> drew look at this http://s1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd500/diegor5/?action=view¤t=help.png
#6004 [22:53] <mib_en1gfj> can anyone help me? i just purchacd minecraft and i downloaded the minecraft.exe standalone launcher from minecraft.net how do i finish installing it from here :(?
#6005 [22:53] <lildrummerdrew> mcplayer22 try multiple times..
#6006 [22:53] <mcplayer22> ive reastarted 5+ time
#6007 [22:53] <bletch> help?
#6008 [22:53] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj run the download, minecraft. It installs itself when you log in with your paid account.
#6009 [22:54] <mcplayer22> hold on i think im using java 7
#6010 [22:54] <lildrummerdrew> mcplayer22 has it worked before.
#6011 [22:54] <LWJGL> lildrummerdrew do you think it matters that i just downloaded dropbox? i uninstalled it to no avail.
#6012 [22:54] <mcplayer22> how do i downgrade
#6013 [22:54] <lildrummerdrew> ??> bletch requirements
#6014 [22:54] <VoxelHead> bletch: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#6015 [22:54] <lildrummerdrew> mcplayer22 that's a problem..... dunno hwo to downgrade.
#6016 [22:54] <mib_en1gfj> but what do i use to run it ? it comes up as a "minecraft file"
#6017 [22:54] <TheNytangel> ??> mcplayer22 win/javara
#6018 [22:54] <VoxelHead> mcplayer22: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#6019 [22:54] <bletch> it did work yesterday fine
#6020 [22:54] <VoxelHead> mcplayer22: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#6021 [22:54] <lildrummerdrew> LWJGL I have NO clue xD
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#6023 [22:54] <mcplayer22> ty
#6024 [22:55] <bletch> but now it crashes each time i run it
#6025 [22:55] <TheNytangel> mcplayer22, use that then install version 6
#6026 [22:55] <mib_q02fak> i deleted java and now i cant reinstall it it just says that if cannot read the tab and i cant go back to it
#6027 [22:55] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj try downloading the correct download instead. With a good internet browser.
#6028 [22:55] <LWJGL> i think i might restore for a few days back
#6029 [22:55] <lildrummerdrew> bletch what's different
#6030 [22:55] <LWJGL> obviously something recently has happened
#6031 [22:55] * BarryCarlyon [BarryCarlyon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6032 [22:55] <lildrummerdrew> mib_q02fak http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#6033 [22:55] <mib_en1gfj> i did download the correct one and i have internet explorer 9 on windows vista...
#6034 [22:56] <bletch> ...instead of running minecraft i see the majng symbol and the next thing i know it goes to a black screen and crashes
#6035 [22:56] <TheNytangel> bletch, you have mods?
#6036 [22:56] <bletch> no
#6037 [22:56] <mib_q02fak> do i download windows binary
#6038 [22:56] <bletch> txture packs and a skin
#6039 [22:56] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj try Mozilla Firefox, ior google chrome, opera, but NEVER IE >.>
#6040 [22:56] <lildrummerdrew> please.
#6041 [22:57] <TheNytangel> bletch, you might need to delete the texture packs
#6042 [22:57] * PcJamesy [PcJamesy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6043 [22:57] <mib_en1gfj> ill try firefox i have it installed already haha
#6044 [22:57] <lildrummerdrew> TheNytangel: Uh, Don't think so. TRY the bat, dumb dumb
#6045 [22:57] <bletch> i tried taking them out of .minecraft but it still doesnt work
#6046 [22:57] <bletch> plus they all worked fine
#6047 [22:57] <lildrummerdrew> ??> bletch win/reinst/bat
#6048 [22:57] <VoxelHead> bletch: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#6049 [22:57] <VoxelHead> bletch: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#6050 [22:57] <lildrummerdrew> That. ^^
#6051 [22:57] <lildrummerdrew> :D
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#6053 [22:58] <mib_q02fak> lildrummerdrew do i download windows binary
#6054 [22:58] <lildrummerdrew> whaaaa?
#6055 [22:58] <lildrummerdrew> Um.
#6056 [22:58] <lildrummerdrew> ?
#6057 [22:59] <mib_q02fak> It says download Windows Binary (. zip file)
#6058 [22:59] <bletch> it still crashes...
#6059 [22:59] <lildrummerdrew> mib_q02fak.... sure.
#6060 [22:59] <lildrummerdrew> bletch, Hrm.
#6061 [22:59] <lildrummerdrew> ??> bletch java/version
#6062 [22:59] <VoxelHead> bletch: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#6063 [22:59] <VoxelHead> bletch: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#6064 [23:00] <bletch> latest version/update 26
#6065 [23:00] * gstar [gstar@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6066 [23:00] <mib_q02fak> ok i downloaded it what do i do now
#6067 [23:00] <lildrummerdrew> you want Java version 1.6_026, so good....
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#6069 [23:00] <DeadWildFire> Minecraft has started blackscreening whenever I join smp (and only smp). Deleted .minecraft folder, still does it. Any ideas?
#6070 [23:01] <lildrummerdrew> One moment.
#6071 [23:01] <DeadWildFire> Tried launching it from cmd, but it java gives this error: "Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from <insert minecraft.jar path>"
#6072 [23:01] <mib_en1gfj> i downloaded it with firefox and it came up as a "minecraft.exe" file so i ran it and nothing came up i tried running it like 7 times still nothig...
#6073 [23:01] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj windows?
#6074 [23:02] <mib_en1gfj> yea
#6075 [23:02] <mib_en1gfj> vista 32bit
#6076 [23:02] <lildrummerdrew> Hmm...
#6077 [23:02] <lildrummerdrew> Have you tried the second link from minecraft.net
#6078 [23:02] <lildrummerdrew> For windows
#6079 [23:02] <mib_en1gfj> no ill try that
#6080 [23:02] <mib_q02fak> same as me mib_en1gfj
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#6082 [23:02] <mib_en1gfj> should i delete .minecraft folder 1st?
#6083 [23:03] <lildrummerdrew> if you delete everything in there but saves, then that isolates our problem..
#6084 [23:03] <mib_en1gfj> i have nothing in it i just purchaced it
#6085 [23:04] <gstar> i am trying to play minecraft on the browser and PC, but all i get is the downloading and then a black screen
#6086 [23:04] <lildrummerdrew> gstar get java.
#6087 [23:04] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj I think I know this problem. I'm not so good with words though, I have an idea.
#6088 [23:04] <gstar> i did
#6089 [23:04] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> mib_en1gfj teamviewer
#6090 [23:05] <gstar> i reinstalled also
#6091 [23:05] <lildrummerdrew> ^^
#6092 [23:05] <lildrummerdrew> gstar, it's worked before?
#6093 [23:05] * Kurimus [Kurimus@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6094 [23:05] <gstar> yeah
#6095 [23:05] <gstar> i was playing on friday afternoon
#6096 [23:05] <lildrummerdrew> gstar, what's different now?
#6097 [23:05] <gstar> dont noe
#6098 [23:05] <lildrummerdrew> hm.alright. windows?
#6099 [23:06] <gstar> 7 32bit
#6100 [23:06] <lildrummerdrew> gotchya.
#6101 [23:06] <lildrummerdrew> ??>> gstar win/reinst/bat
#6102 [23:06] <bletch> ok it works ty
#6103 [23:06] <bletch> except ahievments got reset
#6104 [23:06] <lildrummerdrew> bletch: causualty. Acceptable losses.
#6105 [23:07] <bletch> :(
#6106 [23:07] <bletch> yeah i could give a shit less
#6107 [23:07] <mib_en1gfj> so i downloaded the second window on minecraft.net but i still have the same problem it doesent start install...
#6108 [23:07] <lildrummerdrew> Or just get SPC and type /acheivement unlock all
#6109 [23:07] <mib_q02fak> thank you i have the same problem
#6110 [23:07] <lildrummerdrew> mib_en1gfj are you an administrator on the computer
#6111 [23:08] <mib_en1gfj> yea
#6112 [23:08] <gstar> Thank you so much
#6113 [23:08] <lildrummerdrew> gstar no problem sir
#6114 [23:08] <mib_en1gfj> i also ran as administarator when running it
#6115 [23:08] <lildrummerdrew> Understandable.
#6116 [23:09] <lildrummerdrew> I have an idea, actually... One moment please
#6117 [23:09] <mib_en1gfj> when i ran it a .minecraft folder did come up but there is nothing in that folder...
#6118 [23:09] <mib_q02fak> thank god an idea
#6119 [23:10] <lildrummerdrew> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23286303/minecrafterrortest.bat
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#6122 [23:10] <mib_rfovph> yo
#6123 [23:10] <CapnAlex> Hey
#6124 [23:10] <CapnAlex> So, quick question
#6125 [23:10] <lildrummerdrew> shoot
#6126 [23:11] <mib_rfovph> i cant connect to any servers
#6127 [23:11] <|Kiikun|> *twang
#6128 [23:11] <lildrummerdrew> I HAVE to go.
#6129 [23:11] <mib_en1gfj> whats the link for?
#6130 [23:11] <lildrummerdrew> Bye.
#6131 [23:11] <mib_en1gfj> D:
#6132 [23:11] <mib_en1gfj> cya >.>
#6133 [23:11] <CapnAlex> Ive downloaded Minecraft on Windows 7, and when I click on the .exe nothing happens
#6134 [23:11] <CapnAlex> Cya
#6135 [23:11] <mib_en1gfj> alex this also happens with me but i have vista :/
#6136 [23:11] <TheNytangel> lildrummerdrew is a bitch, don't mind him
#6137 [23:12] <CapnAlex> I get the hourglass for a sec, then nothing happens
#6138 [23:12] <TheNytangel> CapnAlex, try download it from here:
#6139 [23:12] <TheNytangel> !client
#6140 [23:12] <mib_en1gfj> oh i dont even get an hourglass haha
#6141 [23:12] <mib_rfovph> i cant connect to any minecraft servers all i get is failed to connect
#6142 [23:13] <CapnAlex> I have a netbook, thats probably why :p
#6143 [23:13] <mib_q02fak> waaaaa im so sad someone help me :(
#6144 [23:13] <CapnAlex> I try downloading for the site
#6145 [23:13] <mib_q02fak> :'(
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#6147 [23:13] <CapnAlex> I try both of the links for windows, but nothing happens when I try to run them
#6148 [23:13] <smith232> hello?
#6149 [23:13] <mib_en1gfj> same with me alex ...
#6150 [23:13] <smith232> ill wait
#6151 [23:14] <CapnAlex> Who knows...
#6152 [23:14] <smith232> o did you rename them minecraft.exe
#6153 [23:14] <smith232> if your talking about the lancher
#6154 [23:15] <smith232> that help any1?
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#6156 [23:15] <CapnAlex> Yup didnt work
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#6159 [23:16] <smith232> can some1 help me with a server issue?
#6160 [23:16] <mib_jf0wsi> HELP!!!! I just installed a texture pack and now the game crashes. Can anyone help get me back to my game?
#6161 [23:16] <mib_en1gfj> uninstall texture pack
#6162 [23:16] <xxdarkfuryxx> hey can anyone help me with buying issue
#6163 [23:16] <mib_en1gfj> ,,,
#6164 [23:16] <mib_jf0wsi> How do I do that?
#6165 [23:16] <mib_en1gfj> thats all u can really do
#6166 [23:16] * mib_6jjij7 [mib_6jjij7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#6167 [23:16] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_jf0wsi win/reinst
#6168 [23:16] <mib_en1gfj> go to where u input it and take it out
#6169 [23:16] <VoxelHead> mib_jf0wsi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#6170 [23:16] <DeadWildFire> Delete the zip from .minecraft/textures
#6171 [23:16] <xxdarkfuryxx> guys i just bought minecraft because its a 2 for 1
#6172 [23:16] <VoxelHead> mib_jf0wsi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#6173 [23:16] <xxdarkfuryxx> and it didnt gime me a gift code
#6174 [23:17] <smith232> dude if your using the credit card to pay from the U.S it wont work use paypal
#6175 [23:17] <CapnAlex> Same here darkfury
#6176 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> im really angry
#6177 [23:17] <mib_jf0wsi> Thanks
#6178 [23:17] <CapnAlex> Oh not the second part
#6179 [23:17] <CapnAlex> I got my code...
#6180 [23:17] <smith232> GUYS
#6181 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> i didnt
#6182 [23:17] <CapnAlex> Did you check your email?
#6183 [23:17] <mib_en1gfj> yea smith?
#6184 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> yes
#6185 [23:17] <smith232> IM NOT A HELPER
#6186 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> it not there
#6187 [23:17] <smith232> BUT
#6188 [23:17] <CapnAlex> Spam folder?
#6189 [23:17] <mib_en1gfj> whats ur problem?...
#6190 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> my friend was gonna give me half of the money
#6191 [23:17] <xxdarkfuryxx> lemme check
#6192 [23:18] <CapnAlex> Thats exactly what I did with my buddy
#6193 [23:18] <xxdarkfuryxx> i got the account purchase info
#6194 [23:18] <CapnAlex> Oh wait! I think I know why
#6195 [23:18] <CapnAlex> When did you buy it?
#6196 [23:18] <xxdarkfuryxx> why?
#6197 [23:18] <smith232> i dont think every1 talking at once is gona get problems solved any faster'
#6198 [23:18] <xxdarkfuryxx> right now
#6199 [23:18] <CapnAlex> And where do you live?
#6200 [23:18] <xxdarkfuryxx> california
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#6202 [23:19] <smith232> use paypal credit cards wont work
#6203 [23:19] <mib_en1gfj> !client
#6204 [23:19] <mib_en1gfj> :D
#6205 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> wow
#6206 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> nice
#6207 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> i used credit card
#6208 [23:19] <CapnAlex> AlrightSorry man, but the offer ended 8pm Sweden time
#6209 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> aww
#6210 [23:19] <smith232> i used a credit card like 6 times
#6211 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> im screwed
#6212 [23:19] <CapnAlex> WHich was like six hours ago
#6213 [23:19] <xxdarkfuryxx> my mom is gonna kill me
#6214 [23:19] <smith232> i know your pain
#6215 [23:20] <CapnAlex> Same here^
#6216 [23:20] <tagger24> product, u there?
#6217 [23:20] <mib_en1gfj> i just baught it at 7:50 did i gget the second code? D:
#6218 [23:20] <smith232> so can some1 help me with my problem?
#6219 [23:20] <CapnAlex> 7:50 your time or 7:50 sweden time?
#6220 [23:20] <mib_en1gfj> smith what happend?
#6221 [23:20] <mib_en1gfj> my time in
#6222 [23:20] <tagger24> probably his time
#6223 [23:20] <CapnAlex> It ended at 7:50 sweden time
#6224 [23:20] <mib_en1gfj> california Usa
#6225 [23:20] <CapnAlex> I mean 8
#6226 [23:20] <tagger24> lol, time zones dude, time zones
#6227 [23:21] <mib_en1gfj> ikr :P
#6228 [23:21] <CapnAlex> It ended at 8 sweden time, hahaha
#6229 [23:21] <mib_en1gfj> wtf sweden time ? T-T
#6230 [23:21] <mib_jf0wsi> THANK YOU!!!!!! I'm back in my game.
#6231 [23:21] <mib_en1gfj> how many hours ahead? lol
#6232 [23:21] <tagger24> yar
#6233 [23:21] <smith232> i want to make a server all my ports are open and i cant have any1 connect to my server any1 can help?
#6234 [23:21] <tagger24> america time > cuz we got like 4 or 5 times
#6235 [23:21] <CapnAlex> Just type "Sweden Time" into google
#6236 [23:22] <CapnAlex> Its 5:21 there
#6237 [23:22] <mib_en1gfj> smith it will be easyer fo you if you just google it or youtube it.. then u can get details
#6238 [23:22] <mib_en1gfj> so did i get it? xD
#6239 [23:22] <mib_en1gfj> a second code? xD
#6240 [23:22] * tagger24 slaps Product around a bit with a large fishbot
#6240 [23:22] <tagger24> wtf is that
#6241 [23:22] <tagger24> i thought it would alert him...haha
#6242 [23:22] <CapnAlex> If you just tried to buy it, then nope!
#6243 [23:22] <mib_en1gfj> awww D:
#6244 [23:23] <mib_en1gfj> lol o well :s
#6245 [23:23] <smith232> i tryed i did everything right i have plug and play installed all ports open the server is up and i got the right ip i even talked with a support guy from norton sacuraty
#6246 [23:23] <CapnAlex> Damn time zones
#6247 [23:23] <mib_en1gfj> im still trying to figure out how to get minecraft installed haha :(
#6248 [23:23] <tagger24> lol?
#6249 [23:24] <tagger24> just download it and profit
#6250 [23:24] <CapnAlex> Ive downloaded it, and when I try to run it, nothing happens
#6251 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> same with me
#6252 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> ...
#6253 [23:24] <smith232> 5:00 ish in the morn
#6254 [23:24] <tagger24> which link did you dl and u use pc or mac?
#6255 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> need detailed instruction on minecraft.net lol
#6256 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> i use pc
#6257 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> vista 32 bit
#6258 [23:24] <tagger24> which link did you dl
#6259 [23:24] <tagger24> first or second
#6260 [23:24] <smith232> make sure the name of a lancher is minecraft.exe
#6261 [23:24] <mib_en1gfj> both do the smae thing
#6262 [23:24] <CapnAlex> Linux ftw :)
#6263 [23:25] <tagger24> hmm
#6264 [23:25] <tagger24> the first one didnt work for me but the second did. what does it look like/do?
#6265 [23:25] <tagger24> does the icon look like a block of dirt with grass?
#6266 [23:25] <smith232> can any1 help me?
#6267 [23:25] <mib_en1gfj> i dl the launcher
#6268 [23:26] <mib_en1gfj> then when i go to run it nothing happens
#6269 [23:26] <mib_en1gfj> but
#6270 [23:26] <CapnAlex> Sorry Smith, I'm of no use
#6271 [23:26] <tagger24> mib, does the icon look like a block of dirt with grass?
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#6273 [23:26] <smith232> server wont work ive done everything right even got the firewall off
#6274 [23:26] <mib_en1gfj> if i type in "run "%appdata% a .minecraft folder is there with nothing in it
#6275 [23:26] <mib_en1gfj> yea it does look like that
#6276 [23:27] <tagger24> OS?
#6277 [23:27] <mib_en1gfj> os?
#6278 [23:27] <tagger24> op system
#6279 [23:27] <mib_en1gfj> operatin system?
#6280 [23:27] <smith232> server wont work ive done everything right even got the firewall off
#6281 [23:27] <Physonium> Operating System
#6282 [23:27] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_en1gfj os
#6283 [23:27] <VoxelHead> mib_en1gfj: (os) Operating System. Examples: Windows (XP, Vista, 7), Mac OSX, Linux (Ubuntu, debian, slackware, etc etc)
#6284 [23:27] <mib_en1gfj> windowns vitsta 32 bit home premium
#6285 [23:27] <smith232> can any1 help me?
#6286 [23:27] <Tagger24> aw vista *puke*
#6287 [23:27] <mib_en1gfj> lol
#6288 [23:28] <Tagger24> ive never done anything with vista, never even used a friends computer with vista. i'd put my money on that tho. idk how else to help u xD
#6289 [23:28] <mib_en1gfj> :l
#6290 [23:28] <mib_en1gfj> i even googled it lol i doesnt work T_T
#6291 [23:29] <CapnAlex> Ahh crap
#6292 [23:29] <mib_en1gfj> i tryed playing it in browser and an error came up... i can give you the details?
#6293 [23:29] <CapnAlex> I gotta go, must wake up early
#6294 [23:29] <smith232> is there any1 here WHO CAN HELP ME WITH A MINCRAFT MULTIPLAYER SERVER
#6295 [23:29] <smith232> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#6296 [23:29] <CapnAlex> Cross country starts tomorrow, woooo!
#6297 [23:30] <TheNytangel> ??> smith232 smp/serversetup
#6298 [23:30] <VoxelHead> smith232: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#6299 [23:30] <VoxelHead> smith232: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#6300 [23:30] <smith232> i have set up the server
#6301 [23:30] <smith232> ive done evenything
#6302 [23:30] <smith232> right
#6303 [23:31] <smith232> port forward firewall off
#6304 [23:31] <smith232> server softwhere
#6305 [23:33] <mib_en1gfj> so when i try to play in browser this comes up in a jave error tab...
#6306 [23:34] <smith232> ANY1?
#6307 [23:35] <mib_en1gfj> smith if its a friend server try having your friend do it because maby your computer isnot capable of holding a connection like that...
#6308 [23:37] <TheNytangel> No, Perry, don't go!
#6309 [23:37] <TheNytangel> :(
#6310 [23:37] <smith232> i hate my life my freind needs help to download minecraft
#6311 [23:38] <TheNytangel> smith232, you hate your life because you can't play minecraft?
#6312 [23:38] <TheNytangel> Must be a spoiled little brat..
#6313 [23:38] <smith232> no
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#6315 [23:39] <smith232> i just want to make a server for my freind
#6316 [23:39] <mib_en1gfj> so anything yet on trying to install minecraft...?
#6317 [23:39] <mib_en1gfj> lol... :(
#6318 [23:40] <bletch> i need help
#6319 [23:41] <mib_en1gfj> yea?
#6320 [23:41] <bletch> when i intstalled a texture pack
#6321 [23:41] <bletch> i see it on mods and textures in minecraft
#6322 [23:41] <bletch> except nothing happens
#6323 [23:41] <Product> hey
#6324 [23:41] <bletch> the textures for all the new ones is just default
#6325 [23:41] <mib_en1gfj> try clicking on the texture pack in the game?
#6326 [23:41] <Product> Bletch, I'am back.
#6327 [23:41] <mib_en1gfj> double clicking mb...
#6328 [23:42] <smith232> can some1 do ma a favor an connect to the server
#6329 [23:43] <smith232> 209.23.98.23
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#6331 [23:43] <smith232> i just completely dismanteled my firewall
#6332 [23:43] <TheNytangel> !check 209.23.98.23
#6333 [23:44] <BSOD> :D
#6334 [23:44] <BSOD> i cant play minecraft :'(
#6335 [23:44] * |Kiikun| needs more slimes!!!!
#6335 [23:45] <smith232> ?
#6336 [23:45] <smith232> what dose that mean?
#6337 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> i need to make a massive number more of sticky pistons ;_;
#6338 [23:45] <|Kiikun|> and BSOD: more detail
#6339 [23:45] <smith232> not you
#6340 [23:46] <BSOD> when i play minecraft it usualy runs out of memory but i just restart it and its K and also I sometimes get A BSOD after playing or while playing minecraft
#6341 [23:46] <BSOD> solution to sticky pistons...TMI!
#6342 [23:47] <|Kiikun|> Failed Solution: i only use TMI on testing ages.. this is my play age..
#6343 [23:47] <BSOD> D:
#6344 [23:48] <BSOD> SOLUTION#2 SPC
#6345 [23:48] <Product> !paid stevey_bob3
#6346 [23:48] <smith232> can any1 try to connect to my server?
#6347 [23:48] <BSOD> OK
#6348 [23:48] <BSOD> i will
#6349 [23:48] <|Kiikun|> Failed Solution #2: Same reason, different mod
#6350 [23:48] <TheNytangel> smith232, you port forwarded wrong
#6351 [23:48] <smith232> ok thx
#6352 [23:48] <smith232> i have all of the ports open
#6353 [23:48] <BSOD> SOLUTION#3 Spawner GUI!
#6354 [23:49] <BSOD> whats the server?
#6355 [23:49] <TheNytangel> smith232, it is just 25565
#6356 [23:49] <|Kiikun|> smith, port open != port forwarded
#6357 [23:49] <smith232> 209.23.98.23
#6358 [23:49] <|Kiikun|> opne inplies firewall
#6359 [23:49] <|Kiikun|> forwarded inplies a NAT
#6360 [23:49] <|Kiikun|> .. implies...
#6361 [23:50] <smith232> i know i rent a router (i think) from my phone company
#6362 [23:50] <|Kiikun|> what router?
#6363 [23:50] <smith232> thay changed the settings beforehand and opend all the ports
#6364 [23:50] <smith232> comtred
#6365 [23:51] <smith232> CT-5361T
#6366 [23:51] <StarFox> Having all the ports open is not the same as having them fowarded, as |Kiikun| said, smith232.
#6367 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> CT-###? what #s?
#6368 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> erm.. sorry im slow :P
#6369 [23:52] <BSOD> but does anyone know anything about my prob.?
#6370 [23:52] <|Kiikun|> smith232: http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/Comtrend/CT-5361/Minecraft_Server.htm
#6371 [23:52] <smith232> whats your problem?
#6372 [23:52] <smith232> i cant port forward my router
#6373 [23:53] <|Kiikun|> then you cant run a server
#6374 [23:53] <mib_en1gfj> kiikun
#6375 [23:53] <|Kiikun|> second best option. goto vpn.net
#6376 [23:53] <mib_en1gfj> can you help meh plz? D:
#6377 [23:53] <smith232> its got all the ports open apperentaly
#6378 [23:53] <StarFox> <StarFox> Having all the ports open is not the same as having them fowarded, as |Kiikun| said, smith232.
#6379 [23:54] <mib_en1gfj> i purchaced minecraft today and i downloaded the "minecraft.exe" i tryed to run it and nothing happens
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#6381 [23:54] <|Kiikun|> mib_en1gfj nothing opens at all?
#6382 [23:54] <mib_en1gfj> well
#6383 [23:55] <mib_en1gfj> if i go to run
#6384 [23:55] <smith232> minecraft.exe is what the name should be
#6385 [23:55] <mib_en1gfj> and type
#6386 [23:55] <mib_en1gfj> %appdata%
#6387 [23:55] <mib_en1gfj> then .minecraft
#6388 [23:55] <smith232> good night i see no1 here will help me
#6389 [23:55] <mib_en1gfj> there is that folder there but theres nothing in it
#6390 [23:55] <BSOD> I tried UR server dood
#6391 [23:55] <|Kiikun|> that give you access to minecrafts data folder.
#6392 [23:55] <BSOD> cant connect
#6393 [23:55] <|Kiikun|> the client has to log in and downlaod the data to run it.
#6394 [23:56] <mib_en1gfj> so download the minecraft client and then log in as im running it?
#6395 [23:56] <|Kiikun|> BSOD: i handed him the solution and he shrugged it off anf ignored two people tellign him he was wrong. he doesnt want help
#6396 [23:56] <BSOD> o :/
#6397 [23:56] <|Kiikun|> mib_en1gfj: yes. when you log in after runnign the exe it will downlaod all the stuff in the .minecraft folder
#6398 [23:57] <mib_en1gfj> ok ill try that
#6399 [23:57] <BSOD> when i play minecraft it usualy runs out of memory but i just restart it and its K and also I sometimes get A BSOD after playing or while playing minecraft
#6400 [23:58] <gstar> quick question: do i need hamachi to port forward minecraft server
#6401 [23:58] <gstar> ?
#6402 [23:58] <BSOD> idk
#6403 [23:58] <BSOD> :D
#6404 [23:58] <|Kiikun|> gstar: only if you cant or wont portforward through your router.
#6405 [23:59] <|Kiikun|> gstar: in the case you use hamachi, EVERYONE has to use it to connect to your server.
#6406 [23:59] <BSOD> NO1 CAN help me?
#6407 [23:59] <gstar> thank you.
#6408 [23:59] <|Kiikun|> BSOD: since you were sugesting mods before.. you have lots of mods installed?