#1 [00:00] <|Kiichan|> ok :P
#2 [00:00] <Pixilism> wait what is javara?
#3 [00:01] <|Kiichan|> fixed broken java installs. dont thin kthat will help here, but its the midprobah's call :P
#4 [00:02] <Pixilism> ok so now what?
#5 [00:02] <GV> That youtube video looks like it's using a pirated client
#6 [00:02] <|Kiichan|> gv: it is.
#7 [00:02] * GV nods
#7 [00:03] <Pixilism> i have bought the game legally
#8 [00:03] <|Kiichan|> and have the loader that doesnt look like that, right? :P
#9 [00:03] <Wug> I dont think it will help either
#10 [00:03] <Wug> Pixilism: account name please
#11 [00:03] <Wug> (I dont think javara will help either)
#12 [00:03] <Pixilism> Pixilism
#13 [00:03] * |Kiichan| looks over and realizes he still has PIZZA! *nom*
#13 [00:03] <Wug> !paid Pixilism
#14 [00:03] <GV> It looks like a video issue.
#15 [00:04] <Wug> GV: derp
#16 [00:04] <Wug> I thought it was that he had peanut butter in his internet vent
#17 [00:04] <GV> Either video drivers are out of date, video drivers are configured incorrectly in the system, or minecraft's taxing the video card
#18 [00:04] <Pixilism> the download doesnt look like that let me upload a pic of the launcher
#19 [00:04] <GV> Or minecraft files are corrupt
#20 [00:05] <Pixilism> i have downloaded and redownloaded the game a lot of times...
#21 [00:05] <GV> Not the launcher, but you've deleted the local .minecraft folder, correct?
#22 [00:06] <Pixilism> huh?
#23 [00:06] <|Kiichan|> .. oops.. may have missed that step when tryign to help three peopel at once <.<
#24 [00:06] <GV> How exactly did you redownload the game?
#25 [00:07] <|Kiichan|> ?? win/reinst
#26 [00:07] <GV> Did you just redownload minecraft.exe from the website? Or did you do something else?
#27 [00:07] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#28 [00:07] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#29 [00:07] <|Kiichan|> Pixilism: you do that?
#30 [00:07] <Pixilism> i deleted it from .minecraft/bin and deleted it
#31 [00:08] <GV> Did you use any texturepacks aside from default?
#32 [00:08] <Pixilism> i mean downloaded it again
#33 [00:08] <|Kiichan|> ok.
#34 [00:08] <Pixilism> yes
#35 [00:08] <Pixilism> should i got to default?
#36 [00:08] <GV> Did minecraft work before? Or has it always done this?
#37 [00:08] <|Kiichan|> ??< index
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#39 [00:09] <Pixilism> launcher version has always done this. browser works fine
#40 [00:09] <Pixilism> i would just like to use the launcher
#41 [00:09] <GV> Pixilism - Have you attempted to change the video options inside minecraft?
#42 [00:09] <Pixilism> how might i do that?
#43 [00:09] <GV> Perhaps changing the performance options in minecraft?
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#45 [00:10] <GV> In minecraft, hit up options, then tweak some of the settings in there
#46 [00:10] <Alpha> i need help
#47 [00:10] <GV> Alpha - With?
#48 [00:10] <|Kiichan|> Alpha: is Beta being mean again? :P
#49 [00:10] <Wug> Pixilism: install this driver
#50 [00:10] <Wug> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=18576&keyword=82915G+GV+910GL&lang=eng
#51 [00:10] <Pixilism> in minecraft the game?
#52 [00:11] <Alpha> I can't seem to update my java correctly
#53 [00:11] <Wug> it took so long to find that
#54 [00:11] <GV> Pixilism - Yes
#55 [00:11] <Pixilism> yes i have done that
#56 [00:11] <|Kiichan|> wug: i got the drivers from the dell site since dell tends to be anal with drivers being from THEM only.
#57 [00:11] <Wug> |Kiichan|: I know. it might work
#58 [00:12] * |Kiichan| bows to the Guru.
#58 [00:12] <|Kiichan|> Wuguru?
#59 [00:12] <Wug> my laptop is dell
#60 [00:12] <|Kiichan|> :P
#61 [00:12] <Wug> I have an nvidia quadro
#62 [00:12] <Wug> its a pos but it runs minecrat
#63 [00:12] <Alpha> so what i need help is how do i download the right java update.
#64 [00:12] <Wug> I had to use dells drivers, it wouldnt install the ones from nvidia
#65 [00:13] <Wug> Alpha: are you on 64 bit windows
#66 [00:13] <Alpha> i don't know. how would i check
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#68 [00:14] <Wug> ??> Alpha win/dxdiah
#69 [00:14] <Wug> ??> Alpha win/dxdiag
#70 [00:14] <VoxelHead> Alpha: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#71 [00:14] <VoxelHead> Alpha: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#72 [00:14] <Wug> GV: do me a favor
#73 [00:15] * |Kiichan| falls down elevetor shaft and dies
#73 [00:15] <Wug> |Kiichan|: are you on windows
#74 [00:15] <|Kiichan|> yes. 7 and janus is xp
#75 [00:15] <Wug> are you comfortable with the registry
#76 [00:15] <|Kiichan|> very.
#77 [00:15] <Wug> pull up regedit
#78 [00:16] * peru [peru@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#79 [00:16] <Wug> go to the following key
#80 [00:16] <Wug> local machine\hardware\description\system\centralprocessor
#81 [00:16] <Wug> tell me what you see
#82 [00:16] <Alpha> http://pastebin.com/gnndEYJZ
#83 [00:16] <GV> Wug - Sup?
#84 [00:17] <Wug> do the thing I told |Kiichan| to do
#85 [00:17] <Wug> Alpha: you're on 64 bit windows
#86 [00:17] <|Kiichan|> nothing directly there, a 0 and 1 key/folder
#87 [00:17] <Wug> install java from this link: (64 bit java for windows is the last entry in the link)
#88 [00:17] <Wug> ?? getjavax
#89 [00:17] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jre-6u26-download-400751.html
#90 [00:17] <Alpha> okay
#91 [00:18] <Coll> I am sorry I would take this to the bukkit channel but they arent helping
#92 [00:18] <Wug> |Kiichan| and GV: one there, open 0
#93 [00:18] <Wug> Coll: lurk moar
#94 [00:18] <Coll> I have the MyHome plugin it saves the homes to a .db file
#95 [00:18] <Coll> How can I read this
#96 [00:18] <Wug> |Kiichan| and GV: export and pastebin please
#97 [00:18] <GV> Bunch of keys in '0' folder
#98 [00:18] <|Kiichan|> ok. asumgin this is all core#0's info
#99 [00:18] * |Kiichan| was going to just pastebin the reg-export :P
#99 [00:18] <Wug> subkeys of the 0 key please
#100 [00:18] <Pixilism> Wug: i go to the link and it has no download for me...
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#102 [00:20] <|Kiichan|> !MHZ, Component Information, Configuration Data, FeatureSet, Identifier, Platform ID, Previus Update Signature, ProcessorNameString,Update Signature, Update Status, VendorIdentifier
#103 [00:20] <Wug> Pixilism: hmm you seem to be right
#104 [00:20] <Wug> |Kiichan|: pastebin please
#105 [00:20] <Wug> the entire export
#106 [00:20] <Wug> I need all of the subkeys and all of the values
#107 [00:20] <Alpha> ok. it finished installing
#108 [00:20] <Guest68382> i have a question if someone knows the answer
#109 [00:20] <GV> Wug - http://imgur.com/PaXtE
#110 [00:20] <Wug> Guest68382: maybe
#111 [00:20] <|Kiichan|> http://pastebin.com/FCrTZtZU
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#113 [00:21] <Guest68382> when i try to login to the launcher it says can not connect to minecraft.net
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#115 [00:21] <Pixilism> Anything else i can do?
#116 [00:22] <Wug> Pixilism: hang on, let me find you an actual link
#117 [00:22] <Wug> you could try linux though
#118 [00:22] <Pixilism> ok thx
#119 [00:22] <Wug> ubuntu's intel drivers actually work
#120 [00:23] <Alpha> i still need help. my minecraft is still not starting
#121 [00:24] <Wug> GV and |Kiichan|: please export and pastebin this key too: local machine\SYSTEM\CurrentCongtrolSet\Control\Session Manager\Envirornment
#122 [00:24] <Wug> hmm theres a typo in it
#123 [00:24] <Wug> should be currentcontrolset
#124 [00:25] <GV> Wug - What exactly are you looking for?
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#127 [00:25] * |Kiichan| blinks...
#127 [00:25] <Wug> GV: something to determine whether system is 32 bit or 64 bit
#128 [00:25] <|Kiichan|> ok export is putting half od it in hex.
#129 [00:26] <Wug> something I can put into a batch file and copy to the clipboard
#130 [00:26] <GV> Nothing there that'll tell you
#131 [00:26] <Wug> so we dont have to get dxdiags every time we need to know if someone's 64 bit
#132 [00:26] <mib_cgqmew> Hi all, I am hoping that someone can help me. i have just downloaded Minecraft for my son but it says that the plug in is disabled. Can anyone please tell me how to fix it so he can get playing?
#133 [00:26] <Wug> mib_cgqmew: use the offline client
#134 [00:26] <Wug> !client
#135 [00:27] <Wug> or try a different browser, but the offline client usually works better
#136 [00:27] <mib_cgqmew> is that info for me?
#137 [00:27] <Wug> yep
#138 [00:27] <|Kiichan|> wug: nothing absolute i can see.
#139 [00:28] <mib_cgqmew> Thanks heaps, I will give it a go :)
#140 [00:28] <Wug> |Kiichan|: theres nothing there at all?
#141 [00:28] <Wug> not even one called processor_architecture?
#142 [00:28] <Pixilism> anything so far?
#143 [00:28] <|Kiichan|> that says x86 for me.
#144 [00:28] <Wug> Pixilism: unfortunately, you might be stuck
#145 [00:28] <Wug> |Kiichan|: perfect
#146 [00:28] <Pixilism> darn
#147 [00:29] <Wug> grey, you have 64 bit windows right
#148 [00:29] <Wug> check that key again
#149 [00:29] <GV> yes
#150 [00:29] <|Kiichan|> GV: it say x64 for you?
#151 [00:29] <Pixilism> well thanks so much for helping me
#152 [00:29] <Wug> it would probably say amd64
#153 [00:29] <GV> it says, AMD64 there
#154 [00:29] <Wug> since thats the name of the architecture
#155 [00:29] <|Kiichan|> ok :P wug found his check key :P
#156 [00:29] <Wug> perfect, this is exactly what I needed
#157 [00:29] <GV> There's a different between having a 64 bit CPU, and 64 bit OS..
#158 [00:29] <GV> difference*
#159 [00:30] <Wug> |Kiichan|: what processor do you have
#160 [00:30] <|Kiichan|> core 2 duo :P
#161 [00:30] <|Kiichan|> one of the E line.
#162 [00:30] <Wug> can you be more specific
#163 [00:30] * Wug has like 40 tabs open
#163 [00:30] * Wug closes 20 pastebin tabs
#163 [00:30] <|Kiichan|> "ProcessorNameString"="Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU E6750 @ 2.66GHz"
#164 [00:31] <GV> Ooo, that's the same processor I have on my main system
#165 [00:31] <GV> Good processor.
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#167 [00:31] <Wug> |Kiichan|: the internet says its 64 bit capable
#168 [00:31] <|Kiichan|> good price when i got it :3
#169 [00:31] <GV> It is
#170 [00:31] <|Kiichan|> i just didnt see need for 64bit os
#171 [00:32] <|Kiichan|> didnt wanna tempt breakign games when i built it
#172 [00:32] <Wug> it should then, in theory, properly say x86 if its a 32 bit processor
#173 [00:32] <GV> Same here
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#175 [00:32] <|Kiichan|> wug: also note the Identiofier key. the first word on his is Intel64 where mine is x86 as well
#176 [00:32] <Wug> I have a feeling that that key is set when windows installs and is based on whether you use the x86 or amd64 installer
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#178 [00:32] <Wug> and isnt ever changed after that
#179 [00:33] <Wug> Alpha: were you here like 10 minutes ago
#180 [00:33] <rumpler> wat if i cant get on
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#182 [00:33] <Wug> ^ thats an incredibly vague question
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#184 [00:33] <Wug> and I hate it when people join and immediately leave
#185 [00:33] <Alpha> okay, everything I've been trying that you people have been telling me has not been working, can i get my money back at all?
#186 [00:33] <Wug> why even bother
#187 [00:33] <Wug> ??> Alpha teamviewer
#188 [00:33] <VoxelHead> Alpha: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
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#190 [00:33] <VoxelHead> Alpha: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#191 [00:34] <Wug> though I still have my damn 5 minute limit
#192 [00:34] <gruacamole> wats up people
#193 [00:34] <Wug> lets see if I can fix it in 5 minutes
#194 [00:34] <|Kiichan|> o.o;; 5 minute limit? huh?
#195 [00:34] <gruacamole> is there an official IP address for online play or do i have to host my own server? or..?
#196 [00:34] <gruacamole> (just bought the game)
#197 [00:34] <Wug> they have sent me 2 emails saying they reverted my account back to normal but it still says commercial use detected
#198 [00:34] <Wug> gruacamole: nope
#199 [00:35] <GV> ??> gruacamole smp/servers
#200 [00:35] <VoxelHead> gruacamole: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#201 [00:35] <Wug> theres no list of beta servers like there was with classic
#202 [00:35] <VoxelHead> gruacamole: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#203 [00:35] <Wug> ^ do this
#204 [00:35] <|Kiichan|> gruacamole: theres sites that list servers and the forums has a section
#205 [00:35] <rumpler> huh?
#206 [00:35] <gruacamole> ty
#207 [00:35] <GV> rumpler - Get on where?
#208 [00:35] <Wug> rumpler: be more specific
#209 [00:35] <gruacamole> i tried for 4 hours to get minecraft to work on our win7x64 machine, i still haven't tried the game lol
#210 [00:36] <GV> Okay then
#211 [00:36] <Wug> ??> gruacamole teamviewer
#212 [00:36] <VoxelHead> gruacamole: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#213 [00:36] <VoxelHead> gruacamole: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#214 [00:36] <Wug> unless grey wants to
#215 [00:36] <Wug> lol gravy
#216 [00:36] <GV> I won't be able to do TV for a few more days.
#217 [00:36] * Wug gets kicked
#217 [00:36] <GV> Not on this laptop
#218 [00:37] <Wug> |Kiichan|: were you there? grey came on as 'GreyV'
#219 [00:37] * GV kicks Wug
#219 [00:37] <|Kiichan|> i missed that XD
#220 [00:37] <Alpha> ok, I downloaded the teamviewer
#221 [00:37] <Wug> * Gravy kicks Wug
#222 [00:37] <Wug> you should register that nick
#223 [00:38] <Wug> and use it when in stealth mode
#224 [00:38] <GV> Pfft
#225 [00:38] <|Kiichan|> yeah.. didnt even realize GV was grey ^^;
#226 [00:38] <GV> <--- stealth mode
#227 [00:38] <Alpha> now what do i do?
#228 [00:38] <Wug> ^ obvious stealth op is obvious
#229 [00:38] <GV> Alpha - PM wug the 9 digit ID and 4 digit password
#230 [00:38] <Wug> Alpha: start teamviewer and send me the id and pass
#231 [00:39] <Wug> ninjad
#232 [00:39] <GV> :)
#233 [00:39] <|Kiichan|> * GV masters Hide in Plain Sight skill
#234 [00:39] <Wug> GV: my teamviewer pass is like 12 digirs
#235 [00:39] <Alpha> how do i PM?
#236 [00:39] * GV has a +25 to hide in plain sight.
#236 [00:39] <Wug> /msg wug blahblahblah
#237 [00:39] <Wug> gv: for pro hiding, set CS flag -O
#238 [00:39] <Wug> no auto op
#239 [00:40] <GV> I'm not opped...
#240 [00:40] <Wug> you're not even registered
#241 [00:40] <Wug> shame on you
#242 [00:40] <GV> Exactly
#243 [00:40] <Wug> * GV (~GreyVulpi@adsl-98-85-124-205.mco.bellsouth.net) has joined #minecrafthelp
#244 [00:40] <Wug> but still
#245 [00:41] <Wug> fff
#246 [00:41] * GV pffts
#246 [00:41] <Wug> I cant change your wugbot userlevel unless you're authenticate
#247 [00:41] <Wug> d
#248 [00:41] <GV> Even more reason not to.
#249 [00:41] <Wug> I could allow all unauthenticated users to kick
#250 [00:42] <Wug> but that would be ... most abusable
#251 [00:42] <GV> Hah
#252 [00:42] <GV> I would have to kill Wugbot
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#254 [00:44] <Viking667> 'llo...
#255 [00:44] <GV> 'lo gov'na
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#257 [00:45] <|Kiichan|> konnichwa :P
#258 [00:46] <patman> i just bought minecraft and cant get any thing to start,i down loaded the icon and thats as far as i got any ideas please.
#259 [00:46] <GV> patman - What operating system?
#260 [00:46] <patman> windows xp
#261 [00:46] <GV> How much RAM?
#262 [00:46] <patman> 2 gig
#263 [00:47] <GV> Do you have java installed? (www.java.com)
#264 [00:47] <patman> yes
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#267 [00:48] <GV> patman - could you please download the minecraft.jar from the website, and try executing it via your command prompt?
#268 [00:49] <TheNytangel> ??< smp/serversetup
#269 [00:50] <patman> i dont understand much about computers where is the minecraft.jar
#270 [00:52] <GV> Alright. Please download the minecraft.jar from here: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#271 [00:53] <GV> Place it in a folder where you can get to it easily.
#272 [00:53] <Kealper> GV: i'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish with having your name as GV.....but it certainly seems awefully like you are trying to impersonate a channel op
#273 [00:53] <GV> >.>
#274 [00:54] * GV sighs
#274 [00:54] * GreyVulpine kicks Kealper.
#274 [00:55] <GV> patman - Did you get minecraft.jar?
#275 [00:55] <oldtopman> XD
#276 [00:57] <Alpha> ...
#277 [00:57] <patman> it tells me a fatal exeption occured and the programe will exit
#278 [00:58] <GV> patman - Try uninstalling and reinstalling java
#279 [00:58] <patman> and it wont go any futher
#280 [00:58] <GV> Sounds like a problem with your java install
#281 [00:58] <Wug> Kealper: I've been through this with him already lol
#282 [00:59] <patman> ok i will try that and let you know when im done:)
#283 [00:59] * GV stabs Wug again
#283 [01:00] <Kealper> GV: atleast you can say the other ops care D:
#284 [01:00] <Wug> GV: you should just log in as greybot
#285 [01:00] <GV> Yeah.. I'm not ghosting greybot. It might explode my computer.
#286 [01:01] <Kealper> are you....actually in FL right now?
#287 [01:01] <GV> Kealper - Appreciate it, but I'm not cool enough to be impersonated.
#288 [01:01] <GV> And yes.
#289 [01:01] <Kealper> oh my
#290 [01:02] * Kealper was unaware that you ninja'd yourself down there
#290 [01:02] <GV> Just getting my 6th degree Ninjitsu belt of awesomeness.
#291 [01:02] <GV> +1.
#292 [01:03] <Kealper> fair enough
#293 [01:03] <GV> Well, at least the channel hasn't exploded
#294 [01:04] <Kealper> also on a semi-related note....i didn
#295 [01:04] <Kealper> dangit
#296 [01:04] <GV> Hmm?
#297 [01:04] <Kealper> didn't know you could take 75 all the way down to Florida
#298 [01:04] <Kealper> i thought it stopped somewhere in between
#299 [01:04] <Wug> alpha had a borked texture pack
#300 [01:04] <Wug> derp derp derp
#301 [01:04] <GV> Ah
#302 [01:05] <GV> Was that the one with the wonky flashy thing?
#303 [01:05] <Wug> I tried to rename the folder while minecraft was running and didnt realise that it wouldnt let me do it
#304 [01:05] <Wug> so I dug through the stack trace for 10 minutes :P
#305 [01:05] <Wug> then went back and realized it never renamed
#306 [01:06] <GV> Pfft
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#308 [01:07] <Viking667> sigh... finally got some mod pack working...
#309 [01:08] <Viking667> ... only to have it badly snarf a little while later. can't win, I can't.
#310 [01:10] <TheNytangel> !check 24.107.162.218
#311 [01:12] * mib_5qhtl1 [mib_5qhtl1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#312 [01:13] <mib_5qhtl1> i need help all the letters numbers glass and grass
#313 [01:13] <mib_5qhtl1> are black
#314 [01:15] <mib_5qhtl1> ive tried reinstaling but it didnt work
#315 [01:16] <mib_5qhtl1> can anyone help
#316 [01:17] <mib_5qhtl1> hello
#317 [01:18] <mib_5qhtl1> i need help all the letters, numbers, glass and grass are highlighted black
#318 [01:20] <Wug> mib_5qhtl1: sounds like you have a bad texture pack
#319 [01:21] <Wug> ??> mib_5qhtl1 win/texture/bat
#320 [01:21] <VoxelHead> mib_5qhtl1: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#321 [01:21] <VoxelHead> mib_5qhtl1: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#322 [01:21] <Wug> GV: made a new factoid ^
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#324 [01:22] <priceless> hey, i was on earlier, and you guys helped fix my problems, so just saying thanks
#325 [01:23] <GV> Heh, okay
#326 [01:23] <Wug> we appreciate it
#327 [01:23] <GV> priceless - Glad we could help
#328 [01:23] <priceless> np, keep up the good work :)
#329 [01:23] <mib_5qhtl1> i dont have texture a pack
#330 [01:24] <Wug> GV: you dont have to ghost greybot
#331 [01:24] <Wug> /ns identify greybot passwordgoeshere
#332 [01:25] <Wug> mib_5qhtl1: run the script anyway
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#334 [01:26] <Viking667> hm. How do I update a SHA1 digest? Seems that plugging in the modpack broke something.
#335 [01:28] <Wug> delete meta-inf
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#337 [01:28] <Wug> derp
#338 [01:28] <Viking667> "derp"? What does that mean, anyhow?
#339 [01:29] <mib_5qhtl1> i ran the script and it didnt help
#340 [01:29] <Wug> in this context, it means you made a simple, common, beginner mistake
#341 [01:29] <Viking667> And I didn't copy in the meta-inf directory from the modpack.
#342 [01:29] <Wug> mib_5qhtl1: then its probably a graphics issue
#343 [01:29] <Wug> Viking667: if it came with one, copy it in
#344 [01:29] <Viking667> Wug: uh. I wasn't even aware it could happen, as I'm barely aware that a jar file is a zip file with some extra structure.
#345 [01:29] <Viking667> Wug: problem is, the META-INF contains completely empty files in the main.
#346 [01:30] <Wug> Viking667: if youve ever read a mod install tutorial ever, they all say delete meta-inf
#347 [01:30] <Viking667> ... and I suspect that at least two of those files aren't supposed to be empty.
#348 [01:30] <mib_5qhtl1> how do i fix it
#349 [01:30] <Wug> and if youve ever installed a mod and not deleted meta-inf, you will know it doesnt work
#350 [01:30] <Viking667> this is my first modpack, and the instructions don't say to delete it.
#351 [01:30] <Wug> mib_5qhtl1: update your graphics drivers
#352 [01:30] <Wug> Viking667: then the probably said to overwrite it
#353 [01:30] <Viking667> ... not that his instructions are the clearest I've ever come across.
#354 [01:30] <Viking667> sigh...
#355 [01:30] <Viking667> ah well. Thanks.
#356 [01:31] <Wug> Viking667: nobody includes the instructions anymore because they're the same as forever
#357 [01:31] <Wug> its a waste of internet
#358 [01:31] <Viking667> I was thinking that MOJANG_C.DSA and MOJANG_C.SF were meant to stay there.
#359 [01:31] <Viking667> (and _not_ be empty, or they'd fail the client verification)
#360 [01:31] <Wug> java is stupid
#361 [01:31] <Viking667> ha. Don't I already know that one...
#362 [01:32] <Wug> that is my excuse for why it behaves irrationally and against expectations
#363 [01:32] <Viking667> so. Am I meant to empty those out, or leave those two files in place, but remove the MANIFEST.MF file?
#364 [01:32] <Viking667> err, change the MANIFEST.MF for the 25 byte one
#365 [01:32] <Wug> delete meta-inf and replace if with the provided one
#366 [01:32] <Viking667> bah.thanks.
#367 [01:33] <Wug> call back if it doesnt work
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#372 [01:37] <mib_as686d> i bought the game now when i run it in a seperate window i cant play because it says the publisher is unknown
#373 [01:37] <Wug> use a different browser
#374 [01:37] <Wug> both IE and safari do this, try firefox or chrome
#375 [01:39] <mib_as686d> ok thanks ill try
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#377 [01:41] <patman> that worked sorry for the delay thanks for your help
#378 [01:41] <mib_as686d> it worked! thanks
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#380 [01:46] <Viking667> hm. That works...
#381 [01:46] <Viking667> seems weird I have to eliminate what got left in from the original crew (mojang)
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#383 [01:53] <Wug> Viking667: thats what modding is
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#385 [01:54] <mr_fribble> hi
#386 [01:54] <mr_fribble> can anyone help me
#387 [01:54] <mr_fribble> ?
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#392 [02:12] <pheleas_frog> hiya
#393 [02:13] <pheleas_frog> so my question is that when i start minecraft and log in, it will blackscreen the minecraft window and kick me out.
#394 [02:13] <pheleas_frog> how do i fix it>
#395 [02:13] <pheleas_frog> ?
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#397 [02:14] <pheleas_frog> so my question is that when i start minecraft and log in, it will blackscreen the minecraft window and kick me out.
#398 [02:14] <pheleas_frog> how can i fix it?
#399 [02:15] <Calinou> did you installed any mods?
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#402 [02:23] <pheleas_frog> i did,
#403 [02:23] <pheleas_frog> tried to delete the version so it would redownload everything clean but that didn't work
#404 [02:24] <pheleas_frog> i forgot to back up the minecraft.jar original before doing anything though...
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#407 [02:38] <j4mie> yo, anyone around that can gimme a little help with a mc server running on ubuntu
#408 [02:39] <TheNoodle> Always worth a shot, shoot.
#409 [02:40] <j4mie> Cool, thanks. Basically we've rented an i7, 24gb ram and such and im having a bit of trouble raising the ram in serverstart.sh
#410 [02:40] <j4mie> can't get it past 2gb =/
#411 [02:40] <j4mie> insta crashes everytime i try
#412 [02:40] <TheNoodle> what error do you get?
#413 [02:40] <j4mie> the terminal just exits
#414 [02:40] * |Kiichan| frowls at elevator!
#414 [02:41] <Wug> jamietech: is 64 bit java installed
#415 [02:41] <Wug> j4mie: ^
#416 [02:41] <j4mie> that's a good question, how do i find out?
#417 [02:41] <Wug> soz jamietech
#418 [02:41] <Wug> ?? javainfo
#419 [02:41] <VoxelHead> javainfo: You can use this program to get some useful information about your default java installation. Download and double click to run. Output is automatically saved to clipboard. Paste the output here.
#420 [02:41] <VoxelHead> javainfo: Java Info Collector: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/JavaInfo.jar
#421 [02:41] <Wug> ^ run that
#422 [02:41] <j4mie> sorry if i come off nooobish, im really new at ubuntu
#423 [02:42] <|Kiichan|> wug: what are the problems minecraft has with java 1.7? when you get a few mins :P
#424 [02:43] <Wug> |Kiichan|: lots of people cant get it to work
#425 [02:43] <Wug> I'm sure it would work if configured properly
#426 [02:43] <Wug> I've seen it working exactly once
#427 [02:43] <|Kiichan|> ah. *just did your check and has been on 1.7 for months apparently*
#428 [02:44] <Calinou> you must not use java 1.7 unless you know what you do
#429 [02:44] <Calinou> although it's released, it's still unstable
#430 [02:44] <|Kiichan|> cal: honestly.. ive had less problems with minecraft since i started 1.7 :P
#431 [02:45] <Calinou> depends of computers, too
#432 [02:45] <Calinou> some people have a FPS increase, some a FPS decrease
#433 [02:46] <Calinou> I don't need a FPS increase anyway, 365 FPS on far+fancy using optifine and a 128x pack
#434 [02:46] <|Kiichan|> my issue was the chunk lighting bug and some chunks would.. randomize.
#435 [02:46] <Calinou> on 1.6.0-4?
#436 [02:46] <Calinou> I mean from 1.6 to 1.6.4
#437 [02:46] <Calinou> that's normal, general bug
#438 [02:47] <|Kiichan|> dont remember what version it was but ive still seen it recently
#439 [02:47] * |Kiichan| looks in screenshots
#439 [02:47] <Wug> lol my minecraftforum reputation is twice as high as jebs
#440 [02:47] <Wug> and this is not #mcfofftopic.
#441 [02:47] <Calinou> I have 100 reputation, I think
#442 [02:47] <Calinou> recently someone made a topic in support because I warned him, though >.>
#443 [02:50] <|Kiichan|> cal: yeah. it was 1.6.6 that i had the worst error. my testing age somehow loaded a chunk of my snow age. *has screenshot*
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#448 [02:59] * |Kiichan| needs to stop futzing with this elevator and go to bed ~.~
#448 [02:59] <Calinou> |Kiichan|: 'night :)
#449 [03:00] * |Kiichan| is still futzing with the elevator ;_;
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#450 [03:01] * |Kiichan| gets head crushed..... again....
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#451 [03:02] <TTT> so I bought the game and when i logged in for the first couple days i started playin but now when i log in and press play in browser it says that i need to log in and buy the game, any help?
#452 [03:03] <|Kiichan|> you need to log in
#453 [03:03] <TTT> i did 3 times
#454 [03:03] <|Kiichan|> wit the account you paid on?
#455 [03:03] <TTT> yup
#456 [03:04] * |Kiichan| gets crushed again and falls to death
#456 [03:04] <|Kiichan|> x____x
#457 [03:04] <|Kiichan|> ok, thats it.. im done with this elevator.
#458 [03:04] <TTT> so u dont no wat to do im guessing
#459 [03:04] <|Kiichan|> username?
#460 [03:04] <TTT> TTT2114
#461 [03:04] <|Kiichan|> !paid TTT2114
#462 [03:05] <|Kiichan|> if it keeps askign you to login, maybe your cookies are disabled? (or whatever it is that keeps someone logged in to mcnet
#463 [03:05] <TTT> so wat do i do
#464 [03:05] <TTT> ok
#465 [03:05] <TTT> wat r cookies
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#467 [03:06] <Calinou> cookies are small parts of data stored in your hard drive
#468 [03:06] <Calinou> which are used to things such as remembering passwords
#469 [03:06] <TTT> ok
#470 [03:07] <|Kiichan|> little bits of information a website stores on your computer temorarilly.... ninjad
#471 [03:07] <TTT> so should i wait a couple hours and then try again?
#472 [03:10] <TTT> im going to try somethings and if they dont work im going to come back
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#475 [03:11] <lilybet> anyone know how to fix the opengl error?
#476 [03:11] <lilybet> do I need to buy a new graphics card?
#477 [03:12] <|Kiichan|> lilybet: just update your graphics driver. and not through windows update.
#478 [03:12] <|Kiichan|> or you can just quit...
#479 [03:13] * |Kiichan| goes to bed this time
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#481 [03:17] <mib_hgbgfy> Need help with slow graphix
#482 [03:17] <Calinou> don't play using GMAs
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#484 [03:17] <Calinou> don't play using java 7
#485 [03:17] <Calinou> use optifine
#486 [03:18] <LOSTINMC> optifine?
#487 [03:18] <Calinou> it's a performance improvement mod
#488 [03:18] <Brae> I heard theres a new "seeecret friday update", is that true
#489 [03:18] <Calinou> Brae, no
#490 [03:19] <Calinou> mojang will NOT make any seecret friday updates anymore
#491 [03:19] <Brae> Oh the little message thing said there was
#492 [03:19] <Brae> Any clue when the Adventure update is due?
#493 [03:19] <Calinou> Brae, that's just random splashes
#494 [03:20] <Calinou> the adventure update should come out early september
#495 [03:20] <Brae> Ok thanks :)
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#500 [03:31] <TTT> so when i log in and press play in browser it says i need to log in and purchase the game even though i already did, wat do i do
#501 [03:31] <rymate1234> TTT: Do you have cookies enabled?
#502 [03:32] <TTT> im not sure i tried looking for them but i couldnt find them, where do i find them
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#504 [03:34] <TTT> if it helps i have a windows
#505 [03:34] <rymate1234> TTT: Do you have cookies enabled in your BROWSER
#506 [03:34] <rymate1234> And when did you buy it?
#507 [03:35] <TTT> i was playing it an hour ago so im guessing i do, and about 4 days ago
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#509 [03:36] <rymate1234> :o
#510 [03:36] <rymate1234> Try downloading it?
#511 [03:36] <TTT> i did and my computer wont let me
#512 [03:36] <rymate1234> :o
#513 [03:36] <rymate1234> TTT: what happened when you downloaded it? :P
#514 [03:37] <j4mie> is there anyone i can /query for some advice with a ubuntu server
#515 [03:37] <rymate1234> j4mie: Me :D
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#518 [03:39] <TTT> it said do want to save/find it and i choose save and when i tried to play it it said i needed a program to run it and nothing worked, and when i tried the other download that one allowed me to download it but when i logged in for the first time on that download it got passed the login screen but then the screen turned black
#519 [03:40] <|Kiichan|> ttt: thats because IE is retarded and removed the .exe from the filename.
#520 [03:41] * |Kiichan| isnt here <.<
#520 [03:42] <TTT> yeah my dad added the .exe part and then it didnt let me open the downloaded game at all
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#523 [03:44] <TTT> so how do i check if i have cookies enabled
#524 [03:45] <|Kiichan|> internet options in IE? since you apparently use IE <.<.. and im not here. >.>
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#526 [03:46] <TTT> wat does IE stand for
#527 [03:47] <|Kiichan|> internet explorer.
#528 [03:47] <TTT> of course
#529 [03:47] <rymate1234> TTT: Get Firefox
#530 [03:47] <|Kiichan|> or Irrational Exploiter... your pick. *likes the second one..*
#531 [03:47] <rymate1234> http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/
#532 [03:47] <TTT> is firefox better?
#533 [03:48] <|Kiichan|> it doesnt suddenly decide it doesnt like standards 90% of the time :D
#534 [03:49] <|Kiichan|> and doesnt sit aroudn with exposed security holes for 8 months.
#535 [03:49] <TTT> ok so the reason i cant get on minecraft might be because oh EI
#536 [03:50] <rymate1234> TTT: Maybe. Always blame IE
#537 [03:51] <TTT> ok, ill see if firefox works
#538 [03:51] <|Kiichan|> yup. oh and cookie settings for ie are under the privacy tab.
#539 [03:51] * |Kiichan| REALLY goes to bed this time!!!
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#542 [03:55] <TTT> and on a completly diffrent subject can u only dye white wool?
#543 [03:55] <Calinou> yes
#544 [03:55] <Calinou> unless you dye the sheep directly
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#547 [03:56] <TTT> ok then how do u make light grey wool
#548 [03:56] <Calinou> http://minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Wool_Dyes
#549 [03:57] <Calinou> read this
#550 [03:57] <TTT> ok thx
#551 [03:57] <Calinou> and http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Light_Gray_Dye
#552 [03:57] <Calinou> the best way is to craft it into gray dye, then craft it into light gray
#553 [03:57] <Calinou> depends if you want to use less ink sacs or less bone meal
#554 [03:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl http://chisa.deviantart.com/art/tutorial-IE-voodoo-doll-65352093
#555 [03:57] <Calinou> bone meal is more precious as it comes from a hostile mob, in my opinion
#556 [03:58] <TTT> ok i get it now thx for your help
#557 [03:58] <TTT> an i found a skele dungeon so bones isnt too hard to get
#558 [03:59] <rymate1234> TTT: apart from the risk of death
#559 [04:01] <TTT> yeah i died 2 times so far from trying to build my first drowning trap
#560 [04:03] <TTT> minecraft is working again, thx for all your help
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#562 [04:05] <goobzilla> is this the right place for help with a door design?
#563 [04:05] <jamietech> !haspaid cocanised
#564 [04:05] <jamietech> what's the paid command
#565 [04:06] <jamietech> !paid jamietech
#566 [04:06] <jamietech> !paid cocanised
#567 [04:06] <goobzilla> !paid goobzilla
#568 [04:06] <jamietech> !paid cocanised
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#571 [04:19] <rymate1234> !paid no-one
#572 [04:19] <rymate1234> :o
#573 [04:19] <rymate1234> !paid noone
#574 [04:19] <rymate1234> !paid nobody
#575 [04:20] <rymate1234> :O
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#578 [04:27] <Calinou> rymate1234: !paid Notch
#579 [04:27] <Calinou> ;D
#580 [04:27] <rymate1234> !paid notch
#581 [04:27] * AuBot kicked rymate1234 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#582 [04:27] <Calinou> haha lol
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#584 [04:27] <Calinou> hilarious
#585 [04:27] <rymate1234> !paid Calinou
#586 [04:27] <rymate1234> good :P
#587 [04:27] * rymate1234 is away: eed noms
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#589 [04:35] <Magnap> !pay Nobody
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#592 [04:40] <iAN_> Guten Morgen!
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#594 [04:45] <Wug> ;kick calinou baiting
#595 [04:45] * WugBot kicked Calinou from #minecrafthelp (Reason: baiting)
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#597 [04:48] <Calinou> lol, Wug
#598 [04:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| must!
#598 [04:48] <Calinou> the guy should use query for !paid...
#599 [04:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid jnkboy
#600 [04:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| gasps!
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#602 [04:54] <iAN_> !paid WingmenTom
#603 [04:55] <iAN_> cool feature
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#606 [04:58] <figaro> Nothing happens when I attempt to start MC
#607 [04:58] <figaro> I tried going on minecraft.net to start it in the browser but it stays blank
#608 [04:59] <figaro> can anyone help me?
#609 [04:59] <figaro> ...
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#611 [05:00] <figaro> Wow this was just useless.
#612 [05:00] <mib_4vajry> Hello
#613 [05:03] <genshou> Is it just me or do Mibbit users have a drastically lower average attention span
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#618 [05:12] <Corporal_Dirge> Can spiders climb up glass?
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#620 [05:17] <Calinou> Corporal_Dirge: yes
#621 [05:17] <Calinou> any solid block
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#623 [05:19] <ofirodragono> hello can anyone help me with installing Buildcraft i cant seem to get it running
#624 [05:19] <Corporal_Dirge> hmm, sinc when are spiders considered water striders? They hover on water.
#625 [05:19] <Corporal_Dirge> tI can't drown them and lava destroys the loot.
#626 [05:19] <Calinou> they will drown if they can't resurface
#627 [05:19] <Calinou> due to blocks above them
#628 [05:19] <Calinou> all mobs float in water, upward
#629 [05:19] <rymate1234> Hai, I need help witth minecraft
#630 [05:20] <Corporal_Dirge> I mean, they're not swimming, they're above the water. Not even sinking a little.
#631 [05:20] <rymate1234> I have just Installed LXDE on linux, and minecraft won't work right
#632 [05:20] <ofirodragono> can a modder please help me! i need help installing the mod BuildCraft i cant get it right i keep getting black screened
#633 [05:20] <rymate1234> It can't capture the pointer right, so I get stuck on pause screen
#634 [05:21] <Calinou> rymate1234: update your LWJGL
#635 [05:21] <Calinou> it is known to fix the issue
#636 [05:21] <Calinou> Corporal_Dirge: singleplayer or multiplayer?
#637 [05:21] <rymate1234> Calinou: Ok, I'll try that
#638 [05:21] <Calinou> possibly a multiplayer plugin
#639 [05:21] <Corporal_Dirge> MP
#640 [05:22] <Calinou> oh, that's why
#641 [05:22] <Corporal_Dirge> Calinou, I'm trying to kill spiders at a spawner. But no trap seems to work.
#642 [05:22] <Calinou> try to type /plugins
#643 [05:22] <Calinou> give me what it says
#644 [05:22] <Corporal_Dirge> Calinou, No response. From what I know, it's vanilla with anti-cheats and admin tools.
#645 [05:22] <Calinou> hmm, ok
#646 [05:23] <Calinou> try a lava trap?
#647 [05:23] <Calinou> using ladders
#648 [05:23] <Calinou> or signs
#649 [05:23] <Corporal_Dirge> Most YouTube videos are obsolete and the owners aren't removing them
#650 [05:23] <Corporal_Dirge> Calinou, lava destroys the loot.
#651 [05:24] <Calinou> all the mobs drop their loot from the feet
#652 [05:24] <Calinou> but, spiders are known to cause issues
#653 [05:24] <Calinou> try to make a water current which leads spiders to a overhang
#654 [05:24] <Calinou> thus they can't resurface
#655 [05:24] <Corporal_Dirge> Yeah, because they're 1 tall.
#656 [05:25] <rymate1234> Calinou: Updatign LWJGL worked, thanks :D
#657 [05:25] <Calinou> np
#658 [05:25] <Calinou> Corporal_Dirge: my best suggestion would be to just shear sheep for wool, just kill spiders at night to get bows/fishing rods
#659 [05:26] <Calinou> fishing rods are pretty useless once you know the existence of wheat
#660 [05:26] <Calinou> or mushrooms... and bows have infinite durability
#661 [05:27] <Corporal_Dirge> Calinou, I need a ton of wool. going afk under a spider spawner is faster and easier.
#662 [05:32] <Calinou> oh
#663 [05:32] <Calinou> did you try a falling trap?
#664 [05:32] <Calinou> you need to be less than 16 blocks away from the mob spawner though
#665 [05:33] <Calinou> better build a normal mobtrap which supports spiders, I know one
#666 [05:33] <Corporal_Dirge> It'd have to be a drowning trap. Or some kinda piston crushing trap.
#667 [05:34] <Calinou> it's hard for mobs to die from suffocation
#668 [05:34] <Calinou> Corporal_Dirge: the trap in question is a gravity trap
#669 [05:34] <Calinou> but due to multiplayer, it's a lava trap
#670 [05:34] <Calinou> the emergency lava blade does all the work
#671 [05:35] <Corporal_Dirge> Calinou, Ah, can't move the spawner.
#672 [05:36] <Corporal_Dirge> I have a mob spawning dark room, but the lava is killing the spider's loot.
#673 [05:36] <Corporal_Dirge> And they usually just climb out of the water channels.
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#678 [06:02] <olivia> Hi, I need some help - my minecraft world has disappeared. It's not showing up in the game, but it's still in the AppData files. :S How can I get it back?
#679 [06:06] <Corporal_Dirge> Damn, pistons can't move spawners. :(
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#681 [06:08] <olivia> ...so i have to start all over again i figure? urgh...that's whack...
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#688 [06:24] <rymate1234> hai mib_xe2qrl
#689 [06:24] <mib_xe2qrl> Has anyone got any advice on speeding up Minecraft on a laptop - its stutters a little too much
#690 [06:25] <rymate1234> mib_xe2qrl: search for a mod called optifine
#691 [06:25] <rymate1234> that may help :)
#692 [06:25] <mib_xe2qrl> Thats - I'll have a Google
#693 [06:27] <mib_xe2qrl> Looks great - I'll download and let you know - Thank you.
#694 [06:27] <rymate1234> welcome :)
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#698 [06:35] <goldman> kealper
#699 [06:35] <goldman> mollstam
#700 [06:35] <goldman> wug
#701 [06:35] <rymate1234> goldman: hai
#702 [06:35] <goldman> hi
#703 [06:35] <rymate1234> need help?
#704 [06:36] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/LlC79c
#705 [06:36] <goldman> yes
#706 [06:36] <goldman> do u know how to read those some of the help does some others dont
#707 [06:37] <Calinou> "ACCESS_VIOLATION"
#708 [06:37] <goldman> ?
#709 [06:37] <rymate1234> ^^
#710 [06:37] <Calinou> access violation is the windows counterpart of segmentation faults
#711 [06:37] <Calinou> dunno what's a segmentation fault though :(
#712 [06:37] <goldman> ok there is another one
#713 [06:38] <goldman> oh nvm they are all the same
#714 [06:39] <rymate1234> goldman: dunno what the proble is. sorry :(
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#716 [06:39] <goldman> well what is happening it is saying i load my game then it says simulating world for a bit then closes ?
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#719 [06:42] <Conor> Hello
#720 [06:42] <Conor> Anyone there ?
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#721 [06:43] <goldman> calinou ?
#722 [06:44] <Calinou> I don't know, really
#723 [06:45] <rymate1234> Lots of people are really patient aren't they lol
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#725 [06:46] <rymate1234> Calinou: Shall i make a bot that whenever someone joins, it does ??> <name> patience ?
#726 [06:46] <Calinou> nope, that's spam
#727 [06:47] <rymate1234> :(
#728 [06:47] <goldman> ok
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#730 [06:50] <TooManyItemsproblem> Hey guys
#731 [06:50] * rymate1234 is away: ok, now i really AM going lol
#731 [06:50] <Calinou> nice name :)
#732 [06:50] <Calinou> don't forget to remove meta-inf
#733 [06:50] <TooManyItemsproblem> Yay XD
#734 [06:50] * rymate1234 is away: ok, now i really AM going lol
#734 [06:50] <Calinou> and to install mods in the right order
#735 [06:50] <TooManyItemsproblem> Ive got a bit of a problem
#736 [06:51] <TooManyItemsproblem> I installed TooManyItems
#737 [06:51] <TooManyItemsproblem> and it just said poof after I used it a few times
#738 [06:51] <TooManyItemsproblem> i re installed it and deleted the original components in my .minecraft
#739 [06:52] <TooManyItemsproblem> but doesnt do anythin
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#741 [06:52] <Calinou> delete first then reinstall...
#742 [06:52] <Calinou> not the inverse ;)
#743 [06:52] <TooManyItemsproblem> xD
#744 [06:52] <TooManyItemsproblem> Yeah i deleted and installed
#745 [06:53] <TooManyItemsproblem> So...
#746 [06:53] <TooManyItemsproblem> Ya know what i can do
#747 [06:54] <Calinou> no :|
#748 [06:54] <Calinou> I don't use TMI, I use SPC instead
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#750 [06:54] <TooManyItemsproblem> ...SPC??
#751 [06:54] <goldman> TMI? what is that !?
#752 [06:54] <TooManyItemsproblem> tmi= too many items
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#754 [06:55] <TooManyItemsproblem> What is SPC
#755 [06:55] <goldman> ahhhh
#756 [06:56] <TooManyItemsproblem> Oww, single player commands
#757 [06:56] <TooManyItemsproblem> =spc
#758 [06:56] <goldman> lol
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#761 [06:59] <Fundaris> hey i have a problem with rails and piston. everytime i try to push a stoneblock with a piston where a rail is on the rail pops off the block
#762 [07:01] <Calinou> normal, Fundaris
#763 [07:01] <Calinou> one exception:
#764 [07:01] <Calinou> if the rail itself (not the block it is sitting on) is pushed, it will recalculate the curves and move succesfully
#765 [07:01] <Calinou> same for trapdoors, too
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#767 [07:01] <Fundaris> ok thanks
#768 [07:04] <Fundaris> then the mine wiki is wrong :s
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#770 [07:07] <mib_5wtbig> hello?
#771 [07:07] <Calinou> Fundaris: the wiki is not 100% fiable, almost everyone can contribute to it
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#773 [07:12] <Morrolan> 'lo
#774 [07:12] <Fundaris> ok bye :)
#775 [07:13] <mib_5wtbig> i have a proplem all morning i have been trying to connect to minecraft in the qlient but every time i do it it comes up with a error saying "cannot connect to minecraft.net"?
#776 [07:14] <mib_5wtbig> client*
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#779 [07:19] <guest-667293-51265> Anyone online that might be able to help me?
#780 [07:27] <severance> don't ask to ask
#781 [07:27] <severance> just ask
#782 [07:27] <severance> and wait
#783 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> severance: ??> user ask
#784 [07:28] <tyteen4a03> mib_5wtbig: Can you play offline?
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#786 [07:30] <Swifty> Hey, im having a problem with my minecraft, im trying the old version before i buy the game just to try it out. I did the whole java thing but now its saying that the lwjgl_applet.jar.pack is unable to install what do you think i should do?
#787 [07:33] <SeeD419> sounds like a java problem still
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#789 [07:39] <Swifty> what do you suggest i do if its a java problem, i reinstalled it and update it, it shows the minecraft but then it stops downloading and it will say they are unable to download that applet
#790 [07:39] <Calinou> don't use java 1.7
#791 [07:40] <gPad2002> Use java 1.6
#792 [07:40] <gPad2002> ...
#793 [07:40] <gPad2002> Hive mind.
#794 [07:41] <Swifty> thats what i have......
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#798 [07:54] <zippity> I tryed to install the too many items mod and did everything and it doesnt work
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#800 [07:55] <gPad2002> Then you didn't do everythi
#801 [07:55] <gPad2002> Ng*
#802 [07:55] <gPad2002> :P
#803 [07:55] <gPad2002> Did you delete META-INF?
#804 [07:55] <zippity> yes
#805 [07:55] <gPad2002> Then: #risucraft
#806 [07:57] <gPad2002> Lol what
#807 [07:57] <gPad2002> zippity!Mibbit@02d9ab7a.bb.sky.com was kicked from the room by zsh. (Banned: Mibbit is a shitty client, please use esper webchat: http:/​/​webchat.esper.net/​?​channels=​risucraft)
#808 [07:58] <gPad2002> Get two queries
#809 [07:58] <gPad2002> > :DDDD I wonder who it is
#810 [07:59] <gPad2002> Both queries are from bots, one complaining about my typing and the other telling me to read the topic
#811 [07:59] <gPad2002> > DDDD:
#812 [08:02] <gPad2002> LOL
#813 [08:02] <gPad2002> AndrewPH: Shush
#814 [08:02] <gPad2002> xD
#815 [08:02] <AndrewPH> no u
#816 [08:02] <AndrewPH> you can query bbot btw
#817 [08:03] <AndrewPH> i have it set to output all events
#818 [08:06] <gPad2002> It logs if I query it?
#819 [08:06] <gPad2002> lol
#820 [08:10] <AndrewPH> gPad2002: Output != log
#821 [08:10] <gPad2002> What does it output then!
#822 [08:10] <gPad2002> ?
#823 [08:10] <AndrewPH> It outputs what you send it
#824 [08:10] <AndrewPH> It, however, does not log it.
#825 [08:10] <gPad2002> To?
#826 [08:10] <gPad2002> lol
#827 [08:10] <AndrewPH> guess.
#828 [08:11] <AndrewPH> [5:10] (QUERY) {gPad2002} OUTPUT THIS
#829 [08:11] <gPad2002> lol
#830 [08:11] <gPad2002> Kay then
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#834 [08:25] <merlux> hi
#835 [08:26] <gPad2002> Hi.
#836 [08:26] <merlux> Can i use a japanese language in minecraft??
#837 [08:26] <gPad2002> I don't think so
#838 [08:26] <gPad2002> Try it?
#839 [08:26] <merlux> yes
#840 [08:26] <gPad2002> It has limited Unicode support
#841 [08:27] <gPad2002> I don't think it supports Asian charsets yet though
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#843 [08:28] <merlux> but i saw in an video, 2 player with japanese name
#844 [08:31] <gPad2002> That could be a mod
#845 [08:31] <gPad2002> Morrolan: You any ideas on this?
#846 [08:31] * Morrolan reads up
#846 [08:31] <Morrolan> Uh, yea, has to be a mod, vanilla Minecraft has very limited support for non-standard characters.
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#848 [08:33] <merlux> ok
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#850 [08:35] <Yog> can someone help me with a prob
#851 [08:35] <gPad2002> ??> Yog ask
#852 [08:35] <VoxelHead> Yog: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#853 [08:35] <VoxelHead> Yog: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#855 [08:36] <Yog> my minecraft crashed when i cleard the file to get rid of all my mods
#856 [08:36] <Yog> like the bin and other files
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#859 [08:39] <Yog> so what do i do gpad
#860 [08:39] <gPad2002> You left it open while you did that?
#861 [08:39] <Yog> i dont think so
#862 [08:39] <Morrolan> So you removed the bin and resources folder and yet it doesn't work?
#863 [08:40] <Yog> yea
#864 [08:40] <Morrolan> Could you try this batfile, just to be sure:
#865 [08:40] <Yog> like voxelhead told me to do not so long ago
#866 [08:40] <Morrolan> ??> Yog win/reinst/bat
#867 [08:40] <VoxelHead> Yog: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#868 [08:40] <VoxelHead> Yog: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#869 [08:40] <Morrolan> Also, make sure that Minecraft is closed when you delete it.
#870 [08:40] <Yog> k
#871 [08:41] <merlux> i find the mod
#872 [08:41] <Yog> it still crashes
#873 [08:41] <Morrolan> I assume it worked before, Yog?
#874 [08:41] <Yog> do i need to reinstall
#875 [08:41] <Yog> yes it did
#876 [08:42] <Morrolan> Well, just download that file, run it and start Minecraft again when it's done.
#877 [08:42] <Yog> the one from voxelhead
#878 [08:43] <Yog> or minecraft
#879 [08:44] <Yog> when i used that file it says it cant find a file called rm
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#881 [08:45] <Yog> um hello
#882 [08:45] <Morrolan> Yog: Oh, that's interesting.
#883 [08:45] <Morrolan> Yog: Seems like there is a bug in that file.
#884 [08:46] <Morrolan> Hmm, you don't happen to have TeamViewer installed?
#885 [08:46] <Yog> oh
#886 [08:46] <Yog> yes
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#888 [08:47] <Morrolan> Would you be fine with me taking a look through teamviewer? Might be a bit easier to figure out the error then, Yog. :)
#889 [08:47] <Yog> sure
#890 [08:47] * sandix313 New HomeWork 2011!!! Only here: http://www.dataentryjobs.us/38346.html
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#891 [08:47] <Morrolan> Ok, use "/msg morrolan stuffhere" to send me a private message with the session id and password.
#892 [08:47] <Morrolan> replace "stuffhere" with these things ofcourse. :)
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#897 [09:01] <xorcon> i cant start the game on the web browser?
#898 [09:01] <xorcon> can anyone help..
#899 [09:01] <gPad2002> Classic or Beta?
#900 [09:01] <xorcon> beta
#901 [09:02] <gPad2002> Download the client
#902 [09:02] <gPad2002> Brb
#903 [09:02] <Calinou> use java 6, not 7
#904 [09:02] <xorcon> yeah i am
#905 [09:02] <xorcon> it just comes up a white screen..
#906 [09:05] <xorcon> ?
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#908 [09:05] <sprog> i can only see torches, clouds and signs in singleplayer AND multiplayer
#909 [09:06] <Calinou> are you using a texture pack?
#910 [09:06] <sprog> no
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#914 [09:07] <SptF> Hi im having trouble starting Minecraft beta because it says it cant find the right OpenGL mode.. What Do I do?
#915 [09:07] <sprog> i removed them but it doesnt work tough
#916 [09:08] <sprog> ?
#917 [09:09] <sprog> http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/nothing_to_see_except_clouds_signs_and_torches
#918 [09:09] <sprog> it looks like this
#919 [09:12] <sprog> any solutions?
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#924 [09:16] <borgie> Hi guys i tried downloading a texture called grid.zip... The game then crashed when selected and nothing so far has worked to restore...
#925 [09:16] <Morrolan> borgie: Did you try to simply remove the texturepack from the folder?
#926 [09:17] <borgie> i placed it in the texture folder... i deleted the original but could not find the texture folder
#927 [09:17] <Morrolan> Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#928 [09:17] <borgie> windows
#929 [09:18] <Morrolan> ??> borgie win/.minecraft
#930 [09:18] <VoxelHead> borgie: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
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#932 [09:18] <Morrolan> borgie: In the folder VoxelHead linked you to is a folder called 'texturepacks', and in there you can find it.
#933 [09:18] <mib_i3qh7t> hi my minecraft just shows a blank screen when i start it up
#934 [09:18] <borgie> we have already found that folder but there was no texures...
#935 [09:18] <Morrolan> borgie: Hmm. Try this here:
#936 [09:18] <Morrolan> ??> borgie win/reinst/bat
#937 [09:18] <VoxelHead> borgie: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#938 [09:18] <VoxelHead> borgie: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#939 [09:19] <Morrolan> mib_i3qh7t: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#940 [09:19] <borgie> thank you i will give it a try
#941 [09:20] <mib_i3qh7t> windows
#942 [09:20] <mib_i3qh7t> i downloaded and ran a texture pack and now its all blank when i started it up
#943 [09:23] <borgie> Thanks morrolan, worked straight away i love you lots lol jokes.
#944 [09:24] <mib_i3qh7t> now ive deleted the texture pack and its still blank
#945 [09:26] <mib_i3qh7t> nvm fixed it
#946 [09:27] <Morrolan> mib_i3qh7t: Oh, good to hear. Sorry for the delay, had to put in my contact lenses.
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#950 [09:30] <Collum> hey
#951 [09:30] <marcocool17> hi i have a problem
#952 [09:30] <Collum> me to
#953 [09:30] <Collum> *too
#954 [09:30] <marcocool17> whats yours
#955 [09:31] <Collum> minecraft crashes when i try to change my video settings
#956 [09:31] <marcocool17> i installed the game but it crashes before i can even play it
#957 [09:32] <Collum> oh
#958 [09:32] <Collum> do you have java
#959 [09:32] <marcocool17> maybe let me check
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#962 [09:34] <mib_frlggm> hey
#963 [09:35] <mib_frlggm> hello
#964 [09:35] <Eyes> Hi.
#965 [09:35] <marcocool17> hey
#966 [09:35] <mib_frlggm> need help
#967 [09:35] <marcocool17> what is it
#968 [09:36] <mib_frlggm> i bought the game and made an account but the game wont start
#969 [09:36] <Eyes> mib_frlggm, what OS
#970 [09:36] <mib_frlggm> anyone there
#971 [09:37] <Eyes> Me.
#972 [09:37] <mib_frlggm> um windows 7
#973 [09:37] <mib_frlggm> hello
#974 [09:38] <mib_frlggm> yo
#975 [09:38] <mib_frlggm> anyone
#976 [09:38] <Eyes> Hm.
#977 [09:38] <Eyes> Are you running the downloaded minecraft.exe
#978 [09:39] <mib_frlggm> no but i tried that too it worked until i tried to open the inventory then it said it was saving chunks and went blank
#979 [09:40] <Eyes> Sepcs of PC?
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#984 [09:56] <treetoast> hello
#985 [09:56] <treetoast> i need help idk how to make my own server
#986 [09:56] <treetoast> can someone help me
#987 [09:57] <treetoast> anyone there?
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#989 [09:58] <treetoast> hellllllllo???????
#990 [09:59] <treetoast> hello..
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#992 [09:59] <treetoast> someone plz respod
#993 [09:59] <treetoast> respond
#994 [10:02] <mib_nqib46> hello, I have a problem for running the game. This message appears:
#995 [10:03] <mib_nqib46> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 21/08/11 15:20 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows Vista (x86) version 6.0 Java: 1.6.0
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#997 [10:03] <mib_vfwblc> hello
#998 [10:04] <mib_vfwblc> i need help on how to make my own server
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#1000 [10:05] <mib_szgevd> when i login it black screens then says it has crashed.
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#1003 [10:07] <username> when i login it black screens and then says i crashed. i am playing on a friends profile since i am tryong to save up to buy but then my broter logged into his profile and it did the same thing
#1004 [10:07] <username> in to minecraft
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#1006 [10:08] <Guest31115> my minecraft wont update to 1.7.3
#1007 [10:08] <Guest31115> can anyone help
#1008 [10:08] <mib_szgevd> i dont know how
#1009 [10:09] <mib_szgevd> when i login it black screens
#1010 [10:09] <mib_szgevd> then says it crashed
#1011 [10:09] <Guest31115> meee tooo
#1012 [10:10] <mib_szgevd> it said to update my drivers so i did and stil the same thing so i uninstalled minecraft and tried again and still THE SAME FREEKING THING!
#1013 [10:10] <Guest31115> i just download it but its not updating
#1014 [10:11] <mib_szgevd> when it asks do you which to update click no then play 1.6 for a while then try again
#1015 [10:11] <Guest31115> ok
#1016 [10:11] <Guest31115> ill try
#1017 [10:11] <mib_vfwblc> i need help
#1018 [10:12] <mib_szgevd> what do you need?
#1019 [10:12] <mib_vfwblc> how do u make ur own server
#1020 [10:12] <mib_szgevd> i have nooo clue
#1021 [10:12] <mib_vfwblc> aww dang it
#1022 [10:12] <mib_szgevd> look it up
#1023 [10:13] <Blackwolf12333> people just google
#1024 [10:13] <mib_szgevd> look up "how to make a minecraft server"
#1025 [10:13] <mib_vfwblc> alright
#1026 [10:13] <mib_vfwblc> brb
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#1028 [10:15] <mib_szgevd> can anyone help me with my BSOD?
#1029 [10:15] <mib_szgevd> i sign in then get the BSOD then get a crash report
#1030 [10:16] <mib_szgevd> i updated my drivers too
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#1033 [10:22] <GreyMatter> I am trying to install mods in to my minecraft.jar I have done everything that the forums and videos have said but now I get "Invalid or corrupt jarfile minecraft.jar"
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#1037 [10:24] <Eyes> lol, try modding the minecraft files not the launcher
#1038 [10:24] <GreyMatter> i open via terminal
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#1040 [10:26] <GreyMatter> I thought minecraft.jar was the file???
#1041 [10:26] <GreyMatter> that I needed to mod
#1042 [10:26] <WinCamXP> if youre using linux, it's not the one you downloaded
#1043 [10:26] <WinCamXP> that jar file created another one somewhere else
#1044 [10:26] <WinCamXP> tell me, do you have it set to show hidden files?
#1045 [10:27] <GreyMatter> yes,
#1046 [10:27] <WinCamXP> go into your home directory
#1047 [10:27] <WinCamXP> find .minecraft
#1048 [10:27] <WinCamXP> tell me when youre there
#1049 [10:27] <Eyes> or just do cd ~/.minecraft/bin
#1050 [10:27] <WinCamXP> i prefer the GUI way, much simpler if you know what yer doing
#1051 [10:28] <WinCamXP> unless you can make a fancy bash script to automate it
#1052 [10:28] <GreyMatter> there
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#1054 [10:28] <WinCamXP> are you inside the .minecraft folder?
#1055 [10:28] <GreyMatter> si
#1056 [10:28] <WinCamXP> go inside the bin folder
#1057 [10:28] <Morrolan> rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin for example, WinCamXP?
#1058 [10:28] <WinCamXP> and open that minecraft explorer with the archive utility thing
#1059 [10:28] <GreyMatter> this is the one I modded
#1060 [10:28] <WinCamXP> "minecraft explorer"
#1061 [10:28] <Morrolan> Oh, you're modding, not removing, nevermind. :)
#1062 [10:28] <WinCamXP> how did i get to saying that?
#1063 [10:29] <WinCamXP> ah whatever, random typo
#1064 [10:29] <WinCamXP> so GreyMatter
#1065 [10:29] <WinCamXP> did you delete the meta-inf folder inside that?
#1066 [10:29] <GreyMatter> yes
#1067 [10:29] <WinCamXP> a good mod to START modding with would be toomanyitems, it's just class files
#1068 [10:29] <Eyes> WinCamXP, unzip minecraft.jar ; <mc.jar operations> ; zip minecraft/* minecraft.zip ; mv minecraft.zip minecraft.jar
#1069 [10:30] <WinCamXP> well, when teaching newbies, avoid the terminal unless its absolutely nexessary
#1070 [10:30] <GreyMatter> lol
#1071 [10:30] <WinCamXP> so anyway, did you drag all of the class files into minecraft.jar, GreyMatter?
#1072 [10:31] <GreyMatter> yes
#1073 [10:31] <WinCamXP> were there any folders?
#1074 [10:31] <GreyMatter> and modloader files
#1075 [10:31] <WinCamXP> you were installing modloader?
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#1077 [10:31] <GreyMatter> 2 i think
#1078 [10:31] <Eyes> WinCamXP, if you are teaching newbies it is best to get them to use the Terminal
#1079 [10:31] <GreyMatter> no it said I needed modloader to run the mods
#1080 [10:31] <WinCamXP> well modloader is only class files
#1081 [10:32] <WinCamXP> so have you dragged the modloader .class files into minecraft.jar and deleted META-INF?
#1082 [10:32] <GreyMatter> yes
#1083 [10:32] <WinCamXP> now you need a mod to install with it
#1084 [10:32] <WinCamXP> what mod needed modloader?
#1085 [10:33] <GreyMatter> http://www.modsforminecraft.com/archives/134#more-134
#1086 [10:33] <WinCamXP> i would recommend something simple like TooManyItems, you install it the exact same way as ModLoader, it's just class files
#1087 [10:33] <WinCamXP> uhhh, don't get mods from anywhere other than the wiki or the forums.
#1088 [10:33] <WinCamXP> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods
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#1090 [10:34] <WinCamXP> all of the GOOD mods are on the official sites anyway
#1091 [10:34] <WinCamXP> what was the name of the mod, though?
#1092 [10:34] <GreyMatter> weaponmod
#1093 [10:35] <GreyMatter> the link goes straight to it
#1094 [10:35] <WinCamXP> GreyMatter: hmm, haven't heard of it. I would use WW2 Guns for weapons like that.
#1095 [10:35] <WinCamXP> I'll get you a link to TooManyItems, its an ingame item spawner
#1096 [10:35] <WinCamXP> really easy to install
#1097 [10:35] <WinCamXP> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/140684-173-toomanyitems-in-game-invedit-july-1/
#1098 [10:36] <GreyMatter> so how do I fix my current fubar?
#1099 [10:36] <WinCamXP> oh, your minecraft has been broken then?
#1100 [10:36] <WinCamXP> do you have any texture packs or worlds you need to keep?
#1101 [10:36] <GreyMatter> ro just redownload?
#1102 [10:36] <GreyMatter> ya
#1103 [10:36] <WinCamXP> go back inside .minecraft and open the saves folder
#1104 [10:37] <WinCamXP> drag everything inside there somewhere else
#1105 [10:37] <WinCamXP> then go bac into .minecraft and go into texturepakcs
#1106 [10:37] <WinCamXP> same deal as with the saves
#1107 [10:37] <DDP> Sorry to interrupt, I was wondering if anyone could help me with a server problem?
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#1109 [10:37] <WinCamXP> mc world files are big, might take a while depending on HOW big and your hdd
#1110 [10:37] <WinCamXP> what kind DDP?
#1111 [10:38] <sdrojefs> hello?
#1112 [10:38] <WinCamXP> if people cant connect, make sure to port forward
#1113 [10:38] <sdrojefs> it keeps saying I have an outdated launcher
#1114 [10:38] <GreyMatter> cool thanks
#1115 [10:38] <DDP> Well the problem is, every time someone tries to connect to mine, they get "Connection Refused". Only I can connect through localhost.
#1116 [10:38] <sdrojefs> how can i update it?
#1117 [10:38] <DDP> And I've tried port forwarding,
#1118 [10:38] <WinCamXP> is whitelist turned on?
#1119 [10:38] <DDP> No.
#1120 [10:39] <WinCamXP> that might be them having login server issues
#1121 [10:39] <WinCamXP> well then again, localhost might not even work in that case
#1122 [10:39] <DDP> They're able to log onto other servers just fine.
#1123 [10:39] <WinCamXP> hmmm....
#1124 [10:39] <WinCamXP> GreyMatter: once your saves and stuff are transferred, delete the entire .minecraft folder
#1125 [10:40] <WinCamXP> then run the minecraft.jar you downloaded again
#1126 [10:40] <WinCamXP> log in, and it will redownload all of that
#1127 [10:41] <WinCamXP> then put your saves and texture packs back where they were
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#1129 [10:43] <DDP> Am I right in thinking that "Connection Refused" means that the server is at least connecting with them, but isn't allowing them on for whatever reason?
#1130 [10:43] <mib_ddos9a> Does anyone know why minecrafy goes black after i log in?
#1131 [10:43] <mib_ddos9a> minecraft*
#1132 [10:43] <WinCamXP> did you try to install a mod?
#1133 [10:43] <mib_ddos9a> Yes.
#1134 [10:43] <WinCamXP> when you install mods incorrectly, it does that
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#1136 [10:43] <WinCamXP> are there any worlds or texture packs you need to keep?
#1137 [10:44] <mib_ddos9a> No, I have re-installed multiple times already
#1138 [10:44] <WinCamXP> delete the entire .minecraft folder and then run minecraft
#1139 [10:44] <WinCamXP> what OS are you using?
#1140 [10:44] <mib_ddos9a> windows 7
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#1142 [10:45] <WinCamXP> okay, assuming you've already gotten into appdata and attempted to install your mods
#1143 [10:45] <WinCamXP> find the .minecraft folder and delete all of it
#1144 [10:45] <WinCamXP> then run minecraft.exe and log in, it will redownload it
#1145 [10:45] <mib_ddos9a> I've had a hard time locating that folder, but i'll try it
#1146 [10:45] <WinCamXP> oh heres how
#1147 [10:45] <WinCamXP> click start
#1148 [10:45] <WinCamXP> in that searchbox
#1149 [10:45] <WinCamXP> type this
#1150 [10:45] <WinCamXP> %appdata%
#1151 [10:46] <WinCamXP> hit enter
#1152 [10:46] <WinCamXP> it should come up with three folders, go into Roaming
#1153 [10:46] <WinCamXP> if theres waaaay more than 3, youre already in Roaming
#1154 [10:46] <mib_ddos9a> ah ok i see
#1155 [10:47] <mib_ddos9a> So delete entire folder?
#1156 [10:47] <WinCamXP> if you have nothing you want to keep, yes
#1157 [10:48] <mib_ddos9a> Is it possible for me to copy my saved world file into the new once i re-install?
#1158 [10:48] <WinCamXP> yes
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#1160 [10:48] <WinCamXP> go into .minecraft and go into the saves folder
#1161 [10:48] <WinCamXP> drag all of the folders inside that somewhere else
#1162 [10:48] <frogonia> dg
#1163 [10:49] <WinCamXP> after minecraft redownloads the .minecraft folder, you can put the worlds back
#1164 [10:49] <WinCamXP> transfer your worlds somewhere and then delete .minecraft'
#1165 [10:49] <mib_ddos9a> ah ok i did. works like a charm now. Thanls
#1166 [10:49] <WinCamXP> open minecraft.exe, log in, and let it download
#1167 [10:49] <mib_ddos9a> Thanks*
#1168 [10:49] <WinCamXP> ;D
#1169 [10:51] <frogonia> ive downloaded a toomanyitems mod and a mod installer and whenever i try to play on minecraft its just a black screen with no sound
#1170 [10:53] <WinCamXP> dont use mod installers
#1171 [10:53] <GreyMatter> WinCamXP i have put in modloader and the mod you gave me the link to, i have minecraft open and running. how do I know if the mod is on or not.
#1172 [10:53] <WinCamXP> installing it yourself is actually very simple
#1173 [10:53] <WinCamXP> okay GreyMatter
#1174 [10:53] <WinCamXP> go into a singleplayer world
#1175 [10:53] <WinCamXP> open your inventory
#1176 [10:53] <WinCamXP> and press o
#1177 [10:53] <GreyMatter> sorry for double post
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#1179 [10:55] <GreyMatter> sweet tits it works!!!!
#1180 [10:55] <GreyMatter> thanks Win
#1181 [10:55] <WinCamXP> most mods are installed just like that
#1182 [10:55] <WinCamXP> some of them, however, have extra files that go elsewhere
#1183 [10:56] <GreyMatter> cool beans
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#1185 [10:57] <WinCamXP> i have plenty of mod recommendations
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#1187 [11:00] <WinCamXP> GreyMatter: get on the private chat
#1188 [11:00] <WinCamXP> plzzzzzzzzzz?
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#1190 [11:01] <Libraryaddict> WinCamXP you were temp muted
#1191 [11:01] <WinCamXP> how long?
#1192 [11:02] <Morrolan> 15 seconds
#1193 [11:02] <Jackson413> is there a minecraft forum irc channel?
#1194 [11:03] <Morrolan> It's one of VoxelHead's features, if someone repeats a character too often he gets muted for 15 seconds, WinCamXP.
#1195 [11:03] <Morrolan> Jackson413: Yep, try your luck in #minecraftforums
#1196 [11:03] <Jackson413> ahhh i tried #minecraftforum
#1197 [11:03] <Jackson413> :P
#1198 [11:03] <Morrolan> :)
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#1200 [11:05] <tony1035610> can someone help me?
#1201 [11:05] <tony1035610> is anyone there?
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#1203 [11:06] <WinCamXP> hello
#1204 [11:06] <WinCamXP> whats the problem?
#1205 [11:06] <tony1035610> im trying to load minecraft
#1206 [11:06] <WinCamXP> blackscreen?
#1207 [11:06] <tony1035610> i recently installed a texture pack
#1208 [11:06] <tony1035610> and i think it messed it up
#1209 [11:06] <tony1035610> no its taking on the screen i last took
#1210 [11:06] <Jackson413> tony is it a fresh install?
#1211 [11:06] <WinCamXP> was it an HD texture pack?
#1212 [11:06] <tony1035610> yes
#1213 [11:06] <WinCamXP> anything higher than 16x16 needs a patcher to work
#1214 [11:06] <Jackson413> did you use the hd pather?
#1215 [11:07] <Jackson413> patcher**
#1216 [11:07] <tony1035610> no where do i find one?
#1217 [11:07] <WinCamXP> lemme get you a link
#1218 [11:07] <WinCamXP> http://dl.dropbox.com/u/26475078/MCPatcher/mcpatcher-2.1.0_02.jar
#1219 [11:07] <GreyMatter> So Win hows the weather in florida?
#1220 [11:07] <WinCamXP> whatever you do, DO NOT check bettergrass
#1221 [11:08] <WinCamXP> uhh im not in florida......
#1222 [11:08] <WinCamXP> its hot in texas, thats for sure
#1223 [11:08] <tony1035610> i patched it and its still not working
#1224 [11:09] <GreyMatter> 105 today!
#1225 [11:09] <WinCamXP> hmmm, try moving the texture pack file OUT of the texture pack folder
#1226 [11:09] <WinCamXP> do you know how to get to .minecraft?
#1227 [11:09] <tony1035610> uhm
#1228 [11:09] <tony1035610> no
#1229 [11:09] <WinCamXP> what OS are you using?
#1230 [11:09] <tony1035610> it wont let me get to it by clikin the link at it
#1231 [11:10] <tony1035610> cuz it wont load to the home page
#1232 [11:10] <WinCamXP> what OS are you using?
#1233 [11:10] <WinCamXP> windows, linux, or mac?
#1234 [11:10] <tony1035610> windows
#1235 [11:10] <WinCamXP> XP, vista or 7?
#1236 [11:11] <tony1035610> XP i think
#1237 [11:11] <WinCamXP> click Start and then click Run...
#1238 [11:11] <WinCamXP> inside that box, type this:
#1239 [11:11] <tony1035610> okay
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#1241 [11:11] <WinCamXP> %appdata%
#1242 [11:11] <WinCamXP> once it comes up, go inside the Roaming folder
#1243 [11:11] <WinCamXP> then go inside the .minecraft folder
#1244 [11:11] <tony1035610> got it thanks :D
#1245 [11:11] <forcepalm> hey, i've a got a question i was wondering if you could answer
#1246 [11:11] <WinCamXP> then go inside the texturepacks folder
#1247 [11:12] <WinCamXP> move that somewhere else
#1248 [11:12] <WinCamXP> launch minecraft
#1249 [11:12] <WinCamXP> and once it successfully goes to the title screen
#1250 [11:12] <WinCamXP> put the texture pack back and switch to it
#1251 [11:12] <tony1035610> uhm
#1252 [11:12] <forcepalm> can you help me?
#1253 [11:12] <tony1035610> it wont let me get to the homepage still
#1254 [11:13] <WinCamXP> hmm, does it blackscreen?
#1255 [11:13] <WinCamXP> what forcepalm?
#1256 [11:13] <tony1035610> yeah blackscreen
#1257 [11:13] <tony1035610> wait no
#1258 [11:13] <tony1035610> just takes same image as thing ive been on again
#1259 [11:13] <tony1035610> and ive deleted the texture pack out of the folder
#1260 [11:14] <WinCamXP> hmmm
#1261 [11:14] <WinCamXP> do you have any worlds you want to keep?
#1262 [11:15] <forcepalm> well, what's happening is, I'm a good modder, i don't create them, just install, anyway, so was trying to get a vanilla .jar in my bin, so i deleted the bin and ran minecraft. but when i login, it says "downloading packages" and won't continue. can you help?
#1263 [11:15] <tony1035610> yeah my brothers
#1264 [11:15] <tony1035610> his is like world 231 something
#1265 [11:15] <tony1035610> mine has nothin on mine
#1266 [11:15] <WinCamXP> forcepalm: delete the entire .minecraft folder
#1267 [11:15] <forcepalm> i did
#1268 [11:15] <forcepalm> itwon't update
#1269 [11:15] <WinCamXP> you deleted the bin folder
#1270 [11:15] <forcepalm> yes
#1271 [11:15] <WinCamXP> you have to delete all of minecraft.jar
#1272 [11:15] <WinCamXP> not just the bin foldee
#1273 [11:15] <forcepalm> yes
#1274 [11:16] <forcepalm> well at first i deleted the bin, then it wouldn't work, so i deleted the whole minecraft folder
#1275 [11:16] <WinCamXP> so it should download again now
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#1277 [11:17] <WinCamXP> tony, if you have worlds you need to keep, go into .minecraft\saves and drag whatever worlds you need somewhere else
#1278 [11:17] <forcepalm> nope, just stops downloading when it says "downloading packages, it doesn't actually download them
#1279 [11:18] <forcepalm> i tried downloading in both the browser version and the .exe
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#1281 [11:19] <forcepalm> WinCamXP, you still there?
#1282 [11:19] <username> can anyone help?
#1283 [11:19] <WinCamXP> forcepalm: i dunno what the problem is, that should work
#1284 [11:19] <forcepalm> possibly, i might be able to
#1285 [11:19] <username> i bought minecraft
#1286 [11:20] <username> and it says i didnt buy it
#1287 [11:20] <username> so i cant play it
#1288 [11:20] <forcepalm> you have to redeem the code
#1289 [11:20] <username> huh?
#1290 [11:20] <forcepalm> go to minecraft.net
#1291 [11:20] <tony1035610> got it
#1292 [11:20] <forcepalm> then login
#1293 [11:21] <forcepalm> as the person you want to use in minecraft
#1294 [11:21] <tony1035610> you buy it on the account
#1295 [11:21] <forcepalm> ok, then go to profile
#1296 [11:21] <tony1035610> you have to log in to the account u bought it or u cant buy it
#1297 [11:21] <tony1035610> i mean play it
#1298 [11:21] <username> ok
#1299 [11:21] <forcepalm> ok, then go to profile
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#1301 [11:21] <forcepalm> then go to the link that says http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp
#1302 [11:22] <username> ok ill do that now thanks
#1303 [11:22] <forcepalm> your welcome
#1304 [11:23] <tony1035610> what is a good non hd texture pack?
#1305 [11:23] <username> redeem gift coupon?
#1306 [11:23] <WinCamXP> i like coeterie
#1307 [11:23] <tony1035610> uhm i tried that
#1308 [11:23] <forcepalm> yes, then look at the bottom of ur profile page and copy and paste
#1309 [11:23] <tony1035610> didnt work with the link the yt vid gave me
#1310 [11:23] <tony1035610> tried it 3 times
#1311 [11:24] <WinCamXP> dont use links from youtube unless they lead to minecraftforum.net
#1312 [11:24] <username> no didnt work with me i didnt get given a coupon
#1313 [11:24] <WinCamXP> only download from the official wiki or forums
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#1315 [11:25] <mib_mtewsd> I just bought the game, and I dont know how to install it, I have windows vista, help me please?
#1316 [11:25] <forcepalm> well once you buy a code, it's at the bottom of the profile page, it's in ()'s, then redeem it at the link
#1317 [11:25] <tony1035610> is enji's texture pack hd?
#1318 [11:25] <username> i didnt get given a coupon i bought it with my card and i was never given a coupon
#1319 [11:25] <forcepalm> if you see anything 64bit or > then yes
#1320 [11:26] <mib_mtewsd> I bought the actuiall game, i didn't redeem a code, how do i install it to my desktop>
#1321 [11:26] <mib_mtewsd> ?
#1322 [11:26] <forcepalm> go to your profile page on minecraft.net
#1323 [11:26] <tony1035610> yeah i got the coterie craft and border craft from minecraftforum.net
#1324 [11:26] <tony1035610> and they dont work
#1325 [11:26] <tony1035610> even when i patched
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#1327 [11:26] <forcepalm> did you check the requirements
#1328 [11:26] <username> yeah same as mib mtewsd
#1329 [11:27] <username> i never was given a coupon
#1330 [11:27] <forcepalm> hold on real quick
#1331 [11:27] <tony1035610> oh yeah
#1332 [11:27] <tony1035610> on the site it said u had to wait up to a hour for it to be registered
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#1334 [11:27] <username> yeah its been over 1 hour
#1335 [11:28] <xorcon> how do i set up a multiplayer server? the server creator is asking me to run it with something and i dont know what to run it with
#1336 [11:28] * mib_mpmdu2 [mib_mpmdu2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1337 [11:28] <tony1035610> uh
#1338 [11:28] <mib_5w278x> every time i try to open minecraft it will load and then close what do i do
#1339 [11:28] <mib_mpmdu2> hello
#1340 [11:28] <mib_mpmdu2> i need help\
#1341 [11:28] <forcepalm> sorry
#1342 [11:29] <username> i login press play on desktop browser it says buy game
#1343 [11:29] <forcepalm> hold on a little longer
#1344 [11:29] <mib_mpmdu2> hello??
#1345 [11:29] <mib_mpmdu2> well i want my friend to play with my on minecraft but i dont want to hv to make a server is there anyway they can join my world????/
#1346 [11:30] <forcepalm> hi sorry, looking for something
#1347 [11:30] <mib_5w278x> every time i try to open minecraft it will load and then close what do i do
#1348 [11:30] <forcepalm> you say it closes after it loads?
#1349 [11:30] <mib_5w278x> yes
#1350 [11:30] <mib_mpmdu2> hello
#1351 [11:30] <forcepalm> well, that's a pickle your in
#1352 [11:31] <mib_5w278x> yea
#1353 [11:31] <xorcon> how do i set up a multiplayer server? the server creator is asking me to run it with something and i dont know what to run it with
#1354 [11:31] <username> i press play on desktopbrowser it says i need to buy the game i bought it 2 hours ago and im getting annoyed
#1355 [11:31] <forcepalm> try redownloading the .exe
#1356 [11:31] <mib_5w278x> i did
#1357 [11:31] <forcepalm> try hamachi
#1358 [11:31] <mib_mpmdu2> i need help makeing a server\
#1359 [11:31] <username> hamichi?
#1360 [11:31] <xorcon> me as well
#1361 [11:31] <mib_mpmdu2> so can someone help
#1362 [11:32] <forcepalm> username when you go to your profile page, is there a code that looks like this? forcepalm02 (v5l4-f9w6-i4p3)
#1363 [11:32] <username> nope
#1364 [11:32] <tony1035610> forcepalm
#1365 [11:32] <tony1035610> thats when u buy a code
#1366 [11:32] <tony1035610> to give to someone else
#1367 [11:33] <forcepalm> mi_mpmdu2 use hamachi to forward your port # just get everyone else that wants to play to use hamachi
#1368 [11:33] <mib_mpmdu2> HELLLO
#1369 [11:33] <forcepalm> no, it works like that for every purchase
#1370 [11:34] <forcepalm> username, well then, try the browser version
#1371 [11:34] <forcepalm> bye, gtg
#1372 [11:34] <username> in my profile it only says change skin buy game, my username,and redeem codes
#1373 [11:34] <tony1035610> force i can play and it doesnt show me one down there
#1374 [11:35] <tony1035610> uhhh
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#1376 [11:35] <mib_mpmdu2> can someone help me
#1377 [11:35] <tony1035610> idk :o
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#1379 [11:35] <username> this page isnt really helping.
#1380 [11:35] <tony1035610> well im not a helper
#1381 [11:35] <tony1035610> i came here cuz i needed help xD
#1382 [11:35] <xorcon> soooo... who knowes how to make a multiplayer server...
#1383 [11:35] <username> nope
#1384 [11:35] <tony1035610> wincamxp is one of the major hellpers
#1385 [11:35] <sproing> hello i need some help quick
#1386 [11:35] <mib_mpmdu2> xorcon im looking for same thing
#1387 [11:36] <WinCamXP> im a bit busy right now, be there in a sec
#1388 [11:36] <username> -_-
#1389 [11:36] <xorcon> two birds with one stone... 8D
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#1391 [11:36] <sproing> is there a privat option here
#1392 [11:36] <mib_mpmdu2> xorcon lol
#1393 [11:36] <WinCamXP> okay, whoever blackscreened on startup, do you have any worlds you need to keep?
#1394 [11:37] <Collum> i cant change video options
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#1396 [11:37] <username> why cant i play minecraft even when i bought it
#1397 [11:37] <sproing> yea i have the same prob
#1398 [11:37] <Collum> i cant change video options
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#1400 [11:38] <username> even wiki answers wont help me now
#1401 [11:38] <xorcon> username do you have an updated video driver? that is what made it so i couldnt play
#1402 [11:38] <Flowa> my game got blackscreen when i tried to install toomany items... how can i deinstall it?
#1403 [11:38] <sproing> delet META INF
#1404 [11:38] <Flowa> i did -.-
#1405 [11:38] <sproing> flowa
#1406 [11:38] <username> umm i didnt put the graphics card in
#1407 [11:39] <Collum> i cant change video options
#1408 [11:39] <mib_mpmdu2> HOW DO U MAKE A SWEVER???
#1409 [11:39] <mib_mpmdu2> SERVER
#1410 [11:39] <xorcon> YEAH!
#1411 [11:39] <mib_mpmdu2> LOL
#1412 [11:39] <xorcon> you dont need to put in the graphics card
#1413 [11:40] <username> ive been sitting here for hours trying to play this game and nothing works
#1414 [11:40] <Flowa> i deleted and downloaded minecraft again but there is the blackscreen too
#1415 [11:40] <xorcon> how often do you update your computer usename?
#1416 [11:40] <Morrolan> mib_mpmdu2: Follow these instructions from the wiki: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Setting_up_a_server
#1417 [11:41] <xorcon> me 2?
#1418 [11:41] <mib_mpmdu2> morrolan i need help plz
#1419 [11:41] <Morrolan> Read through the instructions in that link I posted up there.
#1420 [11:41] <xorcon> cause we have the same probas
#1421 [11:41] <mib_mpmdu2> its to complicated
#1422 [11:41] <xorcon> probs*
#1423 [11:41] <mib_mpmdu2> yeah
#1424 [11:41] <username> wait ill ask my dad if the video driver needs updating
#1425 [11:42] <Morrolan> mib_mpmdu2: What's complicated? Just download the software from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp , save it anywhere, start it, done.
#1426 [11:42] <Flowa> i want to download the game new with no mods or cheats where can i do this?
#1427 [11:42] <mib_mpmdu2> im comfused
#1428 [11:42] <Morrolan> Flowa: When you start the game, select "options" and then choose "force update". Then log in like normally. It will then redownload the files.
#1429 [11:42] <xorcon> its asking me to run it with something... i dont know what
#1430 [11:43] <mib_mpmdu2> same here
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#1432 [11:43] <Flowa> there is a blackscreen when i start it
#1433 [11:43] <Morrolan> Rename it and add ".exe" to the end of it, xorcon and mib_mpmdu2.
#1434 [11:43] <Collum> i cant change video options
#1435 [11:43] <mib_mpmdu2> rename what the folder
#1436 [11:43] <mib_mpmdu2> ???
#1437 [11:43] <Morrolan> Uh, no, the file you downloaded from www.minecraft.net, mib_mpmdu2.
#1438 [11:43] <mib_mpmdu2> oo yeah
#1439 [11:43] <Morrolan> Flowa: Before you even start it you have to log into the launcher, right?
#1440 [11:44] <amphibulus> i accidentally deleted some files now whenever i load it where it is suppose to say mojang then the little logo its just black
#1441 [11:44] <Flowa> right
#1442 [11:44] <Morrolan> amphibulus: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linu?
#1443 [11:44] <amphibulus> windows
#1444 [11:44] <xorcon> ok now what i ran it
#1445 [11:44] <Flowa> ah ok thanks:D that really helped me!!!!
#1446 [11:44] <Morrolan> Flowa: Above the login button is a button called "options", try "force update" there. :)
#1447 [11:44] <Morrolan> ??> amphibulus win/reinst/bat
#1448 [11:44] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1449 [11:44] <VoxelHead> amphibulus: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1450 [11:44] <Flowa> yeah thank you!!!
#1451 [11:44] <Morrolan> amphibulus: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please.
#1452 [11:44] <Morrolan> Flowa: Sure thing. :)
#1453 [11:45] <Flowa> bye all
#1454 [11:45] <Morrolan> xorcon: Now the server should be running.
#1455 [11:45] <xorcon> how do i know the name?
#1456 [11:45] <mib_mpmdu2> it says do u want to save this file wht do i do now morrolan???
#1457 [11:45] <Morrolan> xorcon: The name? YOu mean the IP of it? that depends.
#1458 [11:45] <sproing> hello i have the same problem as de member username i buy the game then i go to download and take the windows minecraft i downloaded it i get a screen named minecraft launcher and in the screen is the minecraft news i fill in my user name and pasword i press login and after a wile it says cant conect
#1459 [11:45] <Morrolan> xorcon: If you'd like to connect from the same computer then you can use "localhost"
#1460 [11:45] <sproing> to minecraft.net
#1461 [11:45] <xorcon> ???
#1462 [11:46] <Morrolan> xorcon: Unless, what name are you talking about?
#1463 [11:46] <xorcon> the name of the server that im making
#1464 [11:46] <Morrolan> sproing: Is your system time and date correct?
#1465 [11:46] <Morrolan> xorcon: Well, it doesn't have a name. If you'd like to connect to it you will have to get its IP address.
#1466 [11:46] <mib_mpmdu2> morrolan im very comfused wht do i do when i click minecraft server exe
#1467 [11:46] <sproing> morrolan i dont know how can i see that
#1468 [11:47] <xorcon> and how do i do that?
#1469 [11:47] <sproing> yea my computer time and data is corext
#1470 [11:47] <Morrolan> sproing: Well, if you're on Windows then it's on the lower left of your screen. There's a little clock, and if you hover over it it will shwo your date.
#1471 [11:47] <Morrolan> show*
#1472 [11:47] <Morrolan> mib_mpmdu2: Do you see the server console now?
#1473 [11:47] <sproing> yea thats corect
#1474 [11:47] <sproing> i also dont see any other files in my .minecraft folder
#1475 [11:48] <mib_mpmdu2> whts it look like
#1476 [11:48] <mib_mpmdu2> when i click it it says do i want to save this file
#1477 [11:48] <Morrolan> sproing: That's normal, after all it couldn't connect to minecraft.net to download the files yet.
#1478 [11:48] <Morrolan> sproing: Does your Windows username contain a '!' ?
#1479 [11:48] <mib_mpmdu2> now its downloading something
#1480 [11:48] <Morrolan> mib_mpmdu2: Well, then how about you save it somewhere? ;)
#1481 [11:48] <sproing> no
#1482 [11:48] <mib_mpmdu2> i saved it to a file i think
#1483 [11:48] <sproing> morrolan no
#1484 [11:49] <mib_mpmdu2> yeah its downloading
#1485 [11:49] <Morrolan> sproing: Then there is most likely some security software blocking Minecraft and/or Java, sproing.
#1486 [11:49] <Morrolan> Also, I really can't help you further, I ought to do some work. So, have a nice day.
#1487 [11:49] <mib_mpmdu2> morrolan
#1488 [11:49] <mib_mpmdu2> wht do i do when its done downloading
#1489 [11:50] <Morrolan> Read through that wiki article I gave you earlier.
#1490 [11:50] <Morrolan> Also, please don't mention my name all the time, it makes my IRC client go *beep* ;)
#1491 [11:50] <sproing> o yea when it says cant conect to minecraft.net there is a smal text that says (not downloaded) morrolan
#1492 [11:50] <xorcon> so how do i acess this server?
#1493 [11:50] <Morrolan> As I said, security software, sproing.
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#1495 [11:51] <Morrolan> xorcon: From the same computer use "localhost", from the same network use the internal IP, from outside use the external IP and portforward.
#1496 [11:51] <sproing> buth i ever downloaded a illegal minecraft and that workt
#1497 [11:51] <xorcon> huh????:
#1498 [11:51] <Morrolan> Google will help you when it comes to finding your internal IP.
#1499 [11:51] <mib_mpmdu2> morrolan can u plz help me idk wht im doing right now
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#1501 [11:51] <Morrolan> If you can't figure that out, don't bother setting up a server, really.
#1502 [11:51] <xorcon> me 2
#1503 [11:52] <mib_mpmdu2> is there any other way i can invite my friend???
#1504 [11:52] <mib_mpmdu2> to my world
#1505 [11:52] <xorcon> ok u know what screw the server :P too complicated...
#1506 [11:53] <mib_mpmdu2> wait morrolan do u know any servers tht just hv free roam???
#1507 [11:53] <sproing> morrolan i ever downloaded a sort of illegal minecraft and that one workt perfect ???
#1508 [11:53] <UNspokenHero> Okay my problem is after a random amount of playing I get a black screen and It says display driver stopped responding but has recovered then when I end minecraft through task manager I get Java Tm Platform Se binary not responding with option to end program or try and fin solution for problem
#1509 [11:53] <xorcon> can i be reddirected to the mod server?
#1510 [11:54] <mib_mpmdu2> xorcon do u know a server wheres its just free roam???
#1511 [11:54] <xorcon> uhhhh i think you could probably find some on youtube
#1512 [11:54] <xorcon> thats where i find all of that kind of stuff
#1513 [11:54] <mib_mpmdu2> dang it.... those ones never work
#1514 [11:55] <xorcon> how do i setup a mod?
#1515 [11:55] <mib_mpmdu2> i cant wait till theres a server list
#1516 [11:55] <mib_mpmdu2> does anyone know when a server list is comeing out...
#1517 [11:56] <UNspokenHero> probably with full reales
#1518 [11:56] <mib_mpmdu2> whens tht
#1519 [11:56] <UNspokenHero> about 80 days
#1520 [11:56] <mib_mpmdu2> sweet
#1521 [11:56] <mib_mpmdu2> :)
#1522 [11:56] <UNspokenHero> or a hundred
#1523 [11:56] <xorcon> oh sooner than i thought
#1524 [11:56] <mib_mpmdu2> damn
#1525 [11:56] <xorcon> i was expecting like a year
#1526 [11:57] <UNspokenHero> the wiki say 89 days
#1527 [11:57] <mib_mpmdu2> sweet
#1528 [11:57] <mib_mpmdu2> wht else r they adding
#1529 [11:58] <UNspokenHero> adventure mode
#1530 [11:58] <UNspokenHero> underwater content
#1531 [11:58] <UNspokenHero> and air demsion
#1532 [11:58] <mib_mpmdu2> whts tht
#1533 [11:58] <UNspokenHero> which
#1534 [11:58] <mib_mpmdu2> air demsion
#1535 [11:59] <UNspokenHero> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#1536 [11:59] <UNspokenHero> its like the aether
#1537 [11:59] <UNspokenHero> probably
#1538 [11:59] <mib_mpmdu2> weather
#1539 [11:59] <UNspokenHero> no aether
#1540 [11:59] <UNspokenHero> its the oppite of the neather
#1541 [11:59] <mib_mpmdu2> whts tht
#1542 [12:00] <UNspokenHero> you don't play minecraft much do you
#1543 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> i do
#1544 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> i just dont know wht it is
#1545 [12:00] <UNspokenHero> and you haven't heard of the neather
#1546 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> yeah
#1547 [12:00] <UNspokenHero> it's like minecraft hell
#1548 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> i started few days ago
#1549 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> oh god
#1550 [12:00] <UNspokenHero> you can build a portal to it with obsidian
#1551 [12:00] <mib_mpmdu2> whts in it
#1552 [12:01] <mib_mpmdu2> demons :(
#1553 [12:01] <UNspokenHero> lots of lava neather rack
#1554 [12:01] <mib_mpmdu2> dragons
#1555 [12:01] <UNspokenHero> ghast
#1556 [12:01] <mib_mpmdu2> they shud make dragons
#1557 [12:01] <UNspokenHero> zombie pig men
#1558 [12:01] <UNspokenHero> go to the wiki it will answer majorty of these gameplay questions
#1559 [12:02] <UNspokenHero> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Minecraft_Wiki
#1560 [12:02] <mib_mpmdu2> o ok
#1561 [12:02] <mib_mpmdu2> o ty
#1562 [12:02] <UNspokenHero> its like minecraft wikipedia
#1563 [12:02] <UNspokenHero> np
#1564 [12:02] <mib_mpmdu2> do u know any servers with free roam btw
#1565 [12:02] <mib_mpmdu2> because i dont feel like makeing a server
#1566 [12:02] <UNspokenHero> google could aid you in your search
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#1568 [12:02] <mib_mpmdu2> o ok ty
#1569 [12:03] <UNspokenHero> now is there someone you can help me with my problem
#1570 [12:07] <Collum> i cant change video options
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#1573 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> ??< teamviewer
#1574 [12:09] <Collum> ???
#1575 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> Just checking something
#1576 [12:09] <lildrummerdrew> Anyways, do you need help?
#1577 [12:09] <Collum> i cant change video options
#1578 [12:10] <Collum> it works
#1579 [12:11] <lildrummerdrew> lolz?
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#1590 [12:27] <wookong> hellp i need help with my mine craft
#1591 [12:27] <wookong> hello***
#1592 [12:28] <wookong> i payed 13 pounds for this and no help at all
#1593 [12:28] <wookong> fuck this
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#1597 [12:32] <Jordo45> am I the only non-idler here?
#1598 [12:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> theres times when noones around
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#1600 [12:34] <Jordo45> anyway, when ever I login to the standalone launcher, I get a black screen
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#1602 [12:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> win or mac?
#1603 [12:34] <Jordo45> win
#1604 [12:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? win/reinst
#1605 [12:34] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1606 [12:34] <VoxelHead> win/reinst: To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#1608 [12:35] <Jordo45> I've done that too many times and nothing's worked
#1609 [12:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> youve been able to run the game before or no?
#1610 [12:35] <Jordo45> in broswer yes but never before with the launcher
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#1614 [12:37] * |Kiikun|Janus| thinks...
#1614 [12:38] <Jordo45> |Kiikun|Janus| ?
#1615 [12:38] <tyteen4a03> Jordo45: Do you have windows and an Intel integrated GPU?
#1616 [12:39] <Jordo45> ummm
#1617 [12:39] <|Kiichan|> it works in browser... why woudl that make it not work in client?
#1618 [12:39] <Jordo45> I have no idea what an "intel integrated GPU" is
#1619 [12:39] <tyteen4a03> ??> Jordo45 win/dxdiag
#1620 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Jordo45: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
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#1622 [12:39] <VoxelHead> Jordo45: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1623 [12:40] * |Kiichan| lets ty take over and goes to finish waking up before work
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#1627 [12:44] <Jordo45> here's the link it gave me
#1628 [12:44] <Jordo45> http://pastebin.com/LKBtBTdz
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#1631 [12:45] <JohnEBH> Jordo45, http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#1632 [12:45] <JohnEBH> Jordo45, Download and install ^
#1633 [12:45] <Jordo45> ok
#1634 [12:45] <Jordo45> wait why?
#1635 [12:46] <Jordo45> it's just a display driver
#1636 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: doesn't know if it matters, but the card was launched in Jun 2004...
#1637 [12:46] <JohnEBH> Jordo45- I'm assuming whoever made you do a dxdiag wanted you to update your drivers =P
#1638 [12:46] <tyteen4a03> Pentium 4...
#1639 [12:46] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- It's worth try unless you want him to go out and get a new card now XP
#1640 [12:46] <Jordo45> wich one do I download
#1641 [12:46] <JohnEBH> Jordo45- Whichever works
#1642 [12:47] <tyteen4a03> The Catalyst Software Suite should work fine
#1643 [12:47] <tyteen4a03> but I think you should get a new computer as well...
#1644 [12:47] <JohnEBH> lol
#1645 [12:47] <Jordo45> well I am saving up for a laptop
#1646 [12:47] <Jordo45> should I wait to do whatever until then
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#1648 [12:48] <JohnEBH> Well you better be spending around $800 if you want to run minecraft with no problems
#1649 [12:48] <onix> hello
#1650 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> you can still install the driver
#1651 [12:48] <onix> i need help
#1652 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> onix: yes?
#1653 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> but in the long run, you probably will need another computer
#1654 [12:48] <Jordo45> ok, I'll just play the in browser until then, thanks for all the help
#1655 [12:48] <tyteen4a03> np
#1656 [12:49] <onix> whenever i try going on a server it says connection refused: connect
#1657 [12:49] <Jordo45> see ya
#1658 [12:49] <tyteen4a03> onix: Can you tell us the server IP?
#1659 [12:50] <onix> sure its 67.219.81.128:25565
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#1661 [12:50] <JohnEBH> !check 67.219.81.128:25565
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#1664 [12:50] <tyteen4a03> onix: the server is currently down
#1665 [12:50] <Joschi> Wazzup :)
#1666 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> Hello :p
#1667 [12:51] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1668 [12:51] <onix> dang it well i need help then\
#1669 [12:51] <Joschi> only english people here ? ^^
#1670 [12:51] <onix> i need to find a server with free roam can u help
#1671 [12:51] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: I do speak chinese
#1672 [12:51] <lildrummerdrew> Mostly, but we do have translators
#1673 [12:51] <Joschi> ok ^^
#1674 [12:51] <tyteen4a03> onix: try http://mcserverlist.net
#1675 [12:51] <Joschi> are there problems if i buy minecraft with paysafecard ?
#1676 [12:51] <onix> ty :)
#1677 [12:51] <onix> ill be back
#1678 [12:51] <Joschi> i mean with the updates
#1679 [12:52] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: paysafecard?
#1680 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> No update problems, ever
#1681 [12:52] <lildrummerdrew> ;p
#1682 [12:52] <tyteen4a03> no
#1683 [12:52] <Joschi> ok thanks ^^
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#1685 [12:52] <tyteen4a03> lildrummerdrew: Beta buyers are not entitled with future updates after official launch
#1686 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> Really?
#1687 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> Odd.
#1688 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> nope
#1689 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> notch stated that a long time ago
#1690 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> That kinda sucks
#1691 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> I am an alpha buyer :P
#1692 [12:53] <pagrafy> I heard if you pay with a paysafecard, you get a beta key and if you play with your beta key you can' update your game
#1693 [12:53] <Joschi> ._.
#1694 [12:53] <lildrummerdrew> He should "unstate" that
#1695 [12:53] <tyteen4a03> pagrafy: That is not true
#1696 [12:53] <Joschi> ok
#1697 [12:54] <Joschi> so it update itself
#1698 [12:54] <Joschi> ?
#1699 [12:54] <tyteen4a03> if you mean the game, yes
#1700 [12:54] <Joschi> ok
#1701 [12:54] <tyteen4a03> pagrafy: When you buy MC, if you did not choose the gift option MC will just give your account paid status automatically
#1702 [12:54] <tyteen4a03> no need to enter any code whatsoever
#1703 [12:55] <pagrafy> So what do ou mean with not entitled with ....
#1704 [12:55] <Joschi> so we , pagrafy and me can still update minecraft after we bought it with paysafe ? :D
#1705 [12:55] <lildrummerdrew> yes]
#1706 [12:55] <Joschi> ok
#1707 [12:55] <Joschi> thanks again ^^
#1708 [12:55] <lildrummerdrew> np dude :D
#1709 [12:55] <Joschi> bye :)
#1710 [12:55] <lildrummerdrew> buhbye
#1711 [12:55] <tyteen4a03> ADVANCED CONTENT UPCOMING
#1712 [12:56] <lildrummerdrew> ???
#1713 [12:56] <Joschi> <33
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#1715 [12:56] <fuogo> Hello
#1716 [12:56] <fuogo> I need soe help
#1717 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> pagrafy: Notch stated that Beta buyers are not promised future updates outside the core game (IIRC)
#1718 [12:56] <Joschi> WTF ?!?!?!
#1719 [12:56] <lildrummerdrew> fuogo just state your problem
#1720 [12:56] <Joschi> i dont check it ..
#1721 [12:56] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: you don't need to worry about that bit
#1722 [12:57] <Joschi> about what ?
#1723 [12:57] <lildrummerdrew> I'm leaving
#1724 [12:57] <lildrummerdrew> buhbyeee ;)
#1725 [12:57] <fuogo> I'm in a hotel, using there internet and it wont let me connect to MULTIPLAYER minecraft. I think the firewall denies it, what can i do?
#1726 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: about not promising future updates whatever
#1727 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> fuogo: server IP please?
#1728 [12:57] <Joschi> what ?
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#1730 [12:57] <Joschi> my english isnt that nice
#1731 [12:57] <Joschi> ._.
#1732 [12:57] <fuogo> shadoom.com
#1733 [12:57] <Joschi> for stupid germans please
#1734 [12:57] <Joschi> xD
#1735 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: just forget about what I said ^^
#1736 [12:57] <Joschi> ok .
#1737 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> !check shadoom.com
#1738 [12:57] <Joschi> ^^
#1739 [12:57] <fuogo> !check shadoom.com
#1740 [12:57] <tyteen4a03> fuogo: is the port 25565?
#1741 [12:58] <fuogo> I think so
#1742 [12:58] <tyteen4a03> !check shadoom.com:25565
#1743 [12:58] <fuogo> but you dont need a port
#1744 [12:58] <pagrafy> So If I redeem my key und log into minecraft(the game)
#1745 [12:58] <pagrafy> I can update
#1746 [12:58] <pagrafy> right?
#1747 [12:58] <tyteen4a03> pagrafy: yes
#1748 [12:58] <pagrafy> ok
#1749 [12:58] <fuogo> so whats your answer?
#1750 [12:58] <tyteen4a03> fuogo: call the hotel and UNBLOCK THEIR FUCKING FIREWALL :P
#1751 [12:59] <Joschi> xD
#1752 [12:59] <fuogo> is that all I can do?
#1753 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> yup
#1754 [12:59] <fuogo> OK, thanks
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#1756 [12:59] <fuogo> is turning my firewall off bad?
#1757 [12:59] <tyteen4a03> if you don't know your way around computer security, yes
#1758 [13:00] <fuogo> ok
#1759 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> pagrafy: but you are not promised additional updates after the launch as notch stated a long while back (I don't think you should worry about that part right now, he might have changed his mind)
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#1761 [13:00] <JohnEBH> fuogo- There's this thing called google.
#1762 [13:00] <fuogo> not reccomended?
#1763 [13:00] <fuogo> ^and how does taht help?
#1764 [13:00] <JohnEBH> It's a wonderful thing.
#1765 [13:00] <tyteen4a03> yes, it is highly unrecommended
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#1768 [13:00] <Joschi> so . we can update minecraft or not ?!"
#1769 [13:00] <Joschi> yes or no
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#1771 [13:01] <Joschi> if we bought it with paysafecard
#1772 [13:01] <frogzilla> Can someone help me please
#1773 [13:01] <fuogo> John, how doe that help me?
#1774 [13:01] <JohnEBH> fuogo- Search terms you could have used instead of asking us "Is turning off my firewall bad?" "Should my firewall be off?"
#1775 [13:01] <Joschi> mummy ._.
#1776 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> Joschi: you can
#1777 [13:01] <fuogo> oh, i thought you meant the unblocking hotel one
#1778 [13:01] <Joschi> ok
#1779 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> ignore what I said
#1780 [13:01] <tyteen4a03> that is just extra bits of info
#1781 [13:02] <Joschi> ok ^^
#1782 [13:02] <Joschi> good
#1783 [13:02] <Fenriswolf92> need some help plz
#1784 [13:02] <Joschi> whats ur prob ? ^^
#1785 [13:02] <Joschi> problem *
#1786 [13:03] <Fenriswolf92> bought minecraft couple of days ago - after 5 mins of playing it gives me a black screen and my computer won't react any more
#1787 [13:03] <Fenriswolf92> then i need to restart... just happens with minecraft
#1788 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> windows?
#1789 [13:03] <Fenriswolf92> already spent 15 hours trying to fix it -.-
#1790 [13:03] <Fenriswolf92> jep
#1791 [13:03] <tyteen4a03> ??> Fenriswolf92 win/dxdiag
#1792 [13:03] <Fenriswolf92> nvidia geforce 240 gt
#1793 [13:03] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1794 [13:04] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1797 [13:05] <nekronuke> hey guys, anyone online?
#1798 [13:05] <nekronuke> http://pastebin.com/3heevNVD
#1799 [13:05] <nekronuke> unsure what its missing
#1800 [13:05] <JohnEBH> nekronuke- Sorry we don't support mods. Head over to #risucraft
#1801 [13:06] <nekronuke> alrighty
#1802 [13:06] <JohnEBH> nekronuke- But we can get it working again. Which means removing mods.
#1803 [13:07] <nekronuke> haha, yeah, works fine without it. its requesting a class i've never heard of o-o
#1804 [13:07] <tyteen4a03> ??> nekronuke win/reinst/bat
#1805 [13:07] <VoxelHead> nekronuke: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1806 [13:07] <VoxelHead> nekronuke: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#1808 [13:08] <nekronuke> oh thats awesome
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#1810 [13:09] <Fenriswolf92> http://pastebin.com/NBbvTETN
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#1812 [13:09] <guest-0-85428> hi
#1813 [13:09] <JohnEBH> Hello
#1814 [13:09] <nekronuke> i was missing an API, thanks guys
#1815 [13:10] <tyteen4a03> Fenriswolf92: Try installing this driver and try again: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#1816 [13:10] <guest-0-85428> i've just bought minecraft, and i open it up in minecraft launcher and then when i log in it can't connect..
#1817 [13:11] <nekronuke> guest-0-85428, i was having that issue too today. have you installed mods?
#1818 [13:11] <JohnEBH> ??> guest-0-85428 error/cantconnect
#1819 [13:11] <VoxelHead> guest-0-85428: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1820 [13:11] <VoxelHead> guest-0-85428: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#1821 [13:11] <guest-0-85428> no not at all i just bought it
#1822 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> Fenriswolf92: it might also be a problem with your fan, we might be able to help you resolve this problem, but it will require you to do a few restarts
#1823 [13:11] <tyteen4a03> guest-0-85428: username please?
#1824 [13:12] <guest-0-85428> cyborch
#1825 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> !paid cyborch
#1826 [13:12] <nekronuke> good :D
#1827 [13:12] * mib_zu2p3r [mib_zu2p3r@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1828 [13:12] <tyteen4a03> guest-0-85428: you can access MC.net from browser right?
#1829 [13:12] <Fenriswolf92> i've already done a few driver modifications but not a single helped... i'll give the driver link a try u sent me and'll brb^^
#1830 [13:12] <mib_zu2p3r> help
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#1832 [13:12] <guest-0-85428> yes i can'
#1833 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_zu2p3r ask
#1834 [13:13] <VoxelHead> mib_zu2p3r: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1835 [13:13] <VoxelHead> mib_zu2p3r: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1836 [13:13] <nekronuke> mib_zu2p3r, whatcha need?
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#1838 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> guest-0-85428: can you try playing through the browser?
#1839 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> http://minecraft.net/game
#1840 [13:13] <Abadoss> Morning.
#1841 [13:13] <JohnEBH> Afternoon
#1842 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> hi
#1843 [13:13] <tyteen4a03> Night
#1844 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> (yes, seriously)
#1845 [13:14] <JohnEBH> I never doubted you
#1846 [13:14] <mib_zu2p3r> some of my minecraft file got deleted and whenever i try to play now i cant connect and if i try playing offline my minecraft screen just goes black
#1847 [13:14] <guest-0-85428> wait i think it's working now because in the launcher i'm downloading some updates
#1848 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> ??> mib_zu2p3r win/reinst/bat
#1849 [13:14] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_zu2p3r win/reinst/bat
#1850 [13:14] <VoxelHead> mib_zu2p3r: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1851 [13:14] <VoxelHead> mib_zu2p3r: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1852 [13:14] <tyteen4a03> derp
#1853 [13:14] <JohnEBH> Oh snap
#1854 [13:14] <Abadoss> Is anyone else having difficulty connecting to mc.net?
#1855 [13:14] <nekronuke> i am
#1856 [13:14] <JohnEBH> !isup minecraft.net
#1857 [13:14] <GreyBot> JohnEBH: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#1858 [13:15] <JohnEBH> Hmmm
#1859 [13:15] <mib_zu2p3r> voxe was that for me?
#1860 [13:15] <tyteen4a03> yes
#1861 [13:15] <nekronuke> try right now guys
#1862 [13:15] <Abadoss> I love it when it's just me.
#1863 [13:15] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_zu2p3r bot
#1864 [13:15] <nekronuke> i just connected
#1865 [13:15] <VoxelHead> mib_zu2p3r: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1866 [13:15] <tyteen4a03> no problem here
#1867 [13:15] <tyteen4a03> ??> Abadoss error/cantconnect
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#1869 [13:15] <VoxelHead> Abadoss: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1870 [13:15] <VoxelHead> Abadoss: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#1871 [13:15] <Manfred> Hello
#1872 [13:15] * RobotsAreScary [RobotsAreScary@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1873 [13:16] <Manfred> Anybody there ?
#1874 [13:16] <Manfred> HELLO ?!!??!?
#1875 [13:16] <Manfred> ._.
#1876 [13:16] <WinCamXP> im not sure
#1877 [13:16] <WinCamXP> IS somebody there?
#1878 [13:16] <RobotsAreScary> worlds best support chat :/
#1879 [13:16] <nekronuke> we're here
#1880 [13:16] * goldman [goldman@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1881 [13:16] <Abadoss> We're all just electrons floating in the space called the internet...
#1882 [13:16] <nekronuke> bzzz
#1883 [13:16] <Abadoss> We don't really exist.
#1884 [13:16] <nekronuke> i'm negatively charged
#1885 [13:16] <Manfred> ok .
#1886 [13:17] <mib_zu2p3r> thank you so much voxe everything working now
#1887 [13:17] <nekronuke> voxel isn't a human mate
#1888 [13:17] <mib_zu2p3r> wht ever haha this is a first
#1889 [13:17] <nekronuke> ... i'm serious
#1890 [13:17] <mib_zu2p3r> i know
#1891 [13:17] <Manfred> I heard you can lets cows fuch together and got a baby cow
#1892 [13:17] <Abadoss> Anyway... so, what if my java is up to date, my system time is correct, and my firewall is set up to allow MC...?
#1893 [13:18] <Manfred> iss this correkt ?
#1894 [13:18] <goldman> http://mibpaste.com/LCO4Zt pls help
#1895 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: not at the moment
#1896 [13:18] <Manfred> why ?
#1897 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> goldman: hang on
#1898 [13:18] <goldman> k
#1899 [13:18] <Manfred> can u teell it ?
#1900 [13:18] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: because this has not been implemented
#1901 [13:18] <Manfred> to me
#1902 [13:18] <Manfred> why ? ._.
#1903 [13:18] <Manfred> why notch didn do this ?
#1904 [13:18] <Manfred> do u know ?
#1905 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: no
#1906 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> goldman: can you try playing through the browser?
#1907 [13:19] <Manfred> but u are a support aight ?
#1908 [13:19] <goldman> u want me to try ?
#1909 [13:19] <tyteen4a03> goldman: yes
#1910 [13:20] <Manfred> hello ?
#1911 [13:20] <goldman> k
#1912 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: this is community support, not official
#1913 [13:20] <tyteen4a03> also, we are not instant-reply robots
#1914 [13:20] <Manfred> so why u doont suppiort me
#1915 [13:20] <Manfred> ?
#1916 [13:20] <Manfred> -_-
#1917 [13:21] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: what is your problem again?
#1918 [13:21] <Manfred> i want know if when cows have sex with a cow. do they get a baby cow ?
#1919 [13:22] * mib_3tfhln [mib_3tfhln@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1920 [13:22] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: currently, cows has no gender defined within them, and they cannot have sex, get pregrent and have baby cows at the moment
#1921 [13:22] <Morrolan> Manfred: No, baby animals are not ingame yet.
#1922 [13:22] <Manfred> or a pig with a pig
#1923 [13:22] * mib_65zty5 [mib_65zty5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1924 [13:22] <Morrolan> Same for any type of animal, Manfred.
#1925 [13:22] <Manfred> and do there will be a wife whith i can have sex ?
#1926 [13:22] <Manfred> and get little kids ?
#1927 [13:22] <Manfred> xD
#1928 [13:22] <Morrolan> I doubt it, Manfred.
#1929 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> currently genders are not implemented
#1930 [13:23] <Morrolan> After all Minecraft would be 18+ in the USA then.
#1931 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> if you really want to do that, you can try Sims 3
#1932 [13:23] <Manfred> :)
#1933 [13:23] <Manfred> i will..
#1934 [13:23] <Manfred> but
#1935 [13:23] <|Kiikun|> with the sensor patch :P
#1936 [13:23] <Manfred> i want it in minecraft too
#1937 [13:23] * |Kiikun| goes to work!
#1937 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: You can make a mod to implement that yourself
#1938 [13:23] <tyteen4a03> but you will need to know java
#1939 [13:24] <Manfred> hmm if the animals ca have sex. why not me with a wife ?
#1940 [13:24] <mib_3tfhln> i just bought a copy and tried to download....but it stops about one third of the way, any suppegestons??
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#1942 [13:24] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_3tfhln win/reinst/bat
#1943 [13:24] <VoxelHead> mib_3tfhln: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1944 [13:24] <Morrolan> Manfred: Please stop it now, we told you that this is not implemented yet.
#1945 [13:24] <VoxelHead> mib_3tfhln: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1946 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: animals cannot have sex in MC right now
#1947 [13:24] <Manfred> but they will u wrote
#1948 [13:24] <Manfred> ._.
#1949 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: We don't know
#1950 [13:24] * almostroot [almostroot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1951 [13:24] <tyteen4a03> hi almostroot
#1952 [13:24] <almostroot> <.<
#1953 [13:24] <Manfred> this stands in the infos
#1954 [13:24] <almostroot> Hola.
#1955 [13:24] <Manfred> we can
#1956 [13:24] <Manfred> ehm
#1957 [13:24] <|Kiikun|> i highly doun that it will ever be.
#1958 [13:25] <Manfred> ehm
#1959 [13:25] <Morrolan> Manfred: Baby animals are planned, not sex. :p
#1960 [13:25] <Manfred> nah i dont know the fu word
#1961 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> kung fu?
#1962 [13:25] <Manfred> but how does the baby animals can exist withouit sex ?
#1963 [13:25] <|Kiikun|> Spawning.
#1964 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: magic ;)
#1965 [13:25] <Morrolan> Clearly you never read the bible, Manfred.
#1966 [13:25] <Manfred> ah
#1967 [13:25] <Manfred> sure
#1968 [13:25] <Abadoss> I seems that you use a bot for some of the basic questions. Would it be possible to have that bot join my minecraft channel?
#1969 [13:25] <|Kiikun|> Notch Wills them into existance.
#1970 [13:25] <tyteen4a03> Abadoss: currently not
#1971 [13:25] <Manfred> jea. im a muslim
#1972 [13:25] <Manfred> if not a "bible" o_O
#1973 [13:26] <almostroot> Manfred: You're playing a game where all elements of the world are in 16x16 pixel form and you're questioning the existence of baby animals.
#1974 [13:26] <Morrolan> Abadoss: Ask it's creator about it. (DopeGhoti that'd be)
#1975 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> you can always try out commands in ##VoxelHead
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#1977 [13:26] <Morrolan> its creator, even
#1978 [13:26] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- Why would our ever suggest a thing? T.T"
#1979 [13:26] <goldman17> ok so browser didnt work either
#1980 [13:26] <JohnEBH> You*
#1981 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: what
#1982 [13:26] <Manfred> then i have nother quest
#1983 [13:26] <tyteen4a03> ??> goldman17 win/dxdiag
#1984 [13:26] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1985 [13:26] <JohnEBH> Trying out the commands voxel has =P
#1986 [13:26] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1987 [13:26] <Manfred> ok ?
#1988 [13:27] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: :P
#1989 [13:27] <tyteen4a03> Manfred: yes?
#1990 [13:27] <Manfred> ok .
#1991 [13:27] <JohnEBH> Manfred- I'm going start considering one word replies spam. So you better start using sentences
#1992 [13:27] <goldman17> http://mibpaste.com/hEOOl1
#1993 [13:27] <Manfred> i do write sentences
#1994 [13:27] <Manfred> ?
#1995 [13:28] <almostroot> goldman17: You need to update your graphics card drivers. Follow the steps regarding creating a dxdiag from VoxelHead.
#1996 [13:28] <JohnEBH> goldman17- Have you update intel drivers?
#1997 [13:28] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you
#1998 [13:28] <JohnEBH> Oh god^
#1999 [13:28] <goldman17> but isnt tyteen isnt the same thing ?
#2000 [13:28] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: creating a dxdiag or updating display card drivers?
#2001 [13:28] <Manfred> tyteen ? can u give me minecraft ? :)
#2002 [13:28] <JohnEBH> ??> Manfred demo
#2003 [13:28] <VoxelHead> Manfred: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2004 [13:28] <VoxelHead> Manfred: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2005 [13:28] <Manfred> demo ?
#2006 [13:29] <goldman17> sorry but what does dxiag do ?
#2007 [13:29] <Manfred> whats a "demo ?
#2008 [13:29] <JohnEBH> One word reply
#2009 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: next time just give them http://minecraft.net/play.jsp :P
#2010 [13:29] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- And make them buy it? XD
#2011 [13:29] <almostroot> goldman17: Provides specs of your system so we can find the correct drivers for you.
#2012 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: It gives us full details of your comp so we can resolve your issue
#2013 [13:29] <JohnEBH> Lmfao ^
#2014 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: that's the plan
#2015 [13:29] <Manfred> can i ate that ? o_O
#2016 [13:29] * almostroot can ninja and use punctuation.
#2016 [13:29] <tyteen4a03> :<
#2017 [13:29] <JohnEBH> Manfred- Start using proper English.
#2018 [13:29] <guest-0-85428> why does the minecraft launcher say that it's unlicensed?
#2019 [13:30] <Manfred> what proper ?
#2020 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> guest-0-85428: Are you downloading MC from minecraft.net?
#2021 [13:30] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- Someone could be logging in from another location?
#2022 [13:30] <guest-0-85428> yup i did
#2023 [13:30] <Manfred> its something too eat.. i know it
#2024 [13:30] <JohnEBH> To* god...
#2025 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> guest-0-85428: username please?
#2026 [13:30] <guest-0-85428> cyborch
#2027 [13:30] <Manfred> whats with god ?
#2028 [13:30] <tyteen4a03> oh right
#2029 [13:30] <guest-0-85428> lol
#2030 [13:30] <JohnEBH> !kick Manfred Troll.
#2031 [13:30] * AuBot kicked Manfred from #minecrafthelp (Reason: You are the weakest link, goodbye! (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Troll.))
#2032 [13:30] <goldman17> http://mibpaste.com/VMEfpA
#2033 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> voiced r kewl
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#2035 [13:31] <JohnEBH> Anyone else wanna troll this channel? Speak up.
#2036 [13:31] <JohnEBH> My foot is ready.
#2037 [13:31] <goldman17> foot?
#2038 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: troll
#2039 [13:31] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: sec
#2040 [13:31] <goldman17> \k
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#2042 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> ??> goldman17 win/nodxdiag
#2043 [13:32] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/nodxdiag) In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#2044 [13:32] <JohnEBH> Do I have to really explain the relation between feet and kicking? >.>"
#2045 [13:32] <VoxelHead> goldman17: (win/nodxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2046 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: who knows if they use their hands to kick somebody
#2047 [13:32] * Jake12001200 [Jake12001200@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2048 [13:32] <JohnEBH> Defeats the purpose of the word punch >.>"
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#2050 [13:32] <coaster3000> AG_Scott: you there?
#2051 [13:32] <guest-0-85428> i'm waiting
#2052 [13:32] <frogmella> can i have help with something?
#2053 [13:32] <tyteen4a03> they use their feet to punch? :P
#2054 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> guest0-85428: Sorry, no idea from me
#2055 [13:33] <goldman17> tyteen ?
#2056 [13:33] <guest-0-85428> ffs
#2057 [13:33] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Seems to be away =P
#2058 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: Yes?
#2059 [13:33] <coaster3000> about using the gift card. do i use dispute transaction? this thing is a bot that it called when i called for card support
#2060 [13:33] <frogmella> is this a help chanel?
#2061 [13:33] <goldman17> um u want me to do what voxel said ?
#2062 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> frogmella; Yes
#2063 [13:33] <JohnEBH> frogmella- Seems to be
#2064 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> goldman17: Yes
#2065 [13:33] <frogmella> can i have some help?
#2066 [13:33] * mib_4q2gmr [mib_4q2gmr@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2067 [13:33] <goldman17> k
#2068 [13:33] <JohnEBH> frogmella- Ask away
#2069 [13:33] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: Dispute transation?
#2070 [13:33] <frogmella> when i try to play minecraft in browser
#2071 [13:34] <frogmella> it loads minecraft
#2072 [13:34] <coaster3000> to get international transaction on
#2073 [13:34] <coaster3000> its disabled
#2074 [13:34] <almostroot> goldman17: Download and install these drivers please: http://global-download.acer.com/GDFiles/Driver/VGA/VGA_Intel_8.15.10.2182_W7x86W7x64_A.zip?acerid=634460371606323280&Step1=NOTEBOOK&Step2=ASPIRE&Step3=ASPIRE%205742Z&OS=ALL&LC=en&BC=ACER&SC=PA_7
#2075 [13:34] <frogmella> then just stays black
#2076 [13:34] <frogmella> me?
#2077 [13:34] <JohnEBH> ??> frogmella win/reinst/bat
#2078 [13:34] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
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#2080 [13:34] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2081 [13:34] <guest-0-85428> then i got an other question :D
#2082 [13:34] <frogmella> thanks alot!
#2083 [13:34] <JohnEBH> frogmella- Run that and try minecraft again.
#2084 [13:34] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- Ask it
#2085 [13:34] <guest-0-85428> why when i try to join a server does it say bad login?
#2086 [13:34] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: don't know much about payments, sorry, but almostroot and JohnEBH might know
#2087 [13:35] <frogmella> ok
#2088 [13:35] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- Does thish appen to a specific server?
#2089 [13:35] <JohnEBH> This*
#2090 [13:35] <mib_4q2gmr> i just bought minecraft and it wont let me break blocks it gos to the game menu and its also very laggy
#2091 [13:35] <JohnEBH> Happen*
#2092 [13:35] <almostroot> coaster3000: The gift card transaction will probably be declined.
#2093 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> mib_4q2gmr: singleplayer or multiplayer?
#2094 [13:35] <mib_4q2gmr> single
#2095 [13:35] <tyteen4a03> windows?
#2096 [13:35] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- You here Friday about this... I swear..
#2097 [13:36] <mib_4q2gmr> no ubuntu
#2098 [13:36] <guest-0-85428> yes it does
#2099 [13:36] * tyteen4a03 summons JohnEBH
#2099 [13:36] <coaster3000> yes
#2100 [13:36] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- Sooo can you join any other servers?
#2101 [13:36] <guest-0-85428> oh i haven't tried any other if that's what your asking
#2102 [13:36] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_4q2gmr linux/reinst
#2103 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_4q2gmr: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2104 [13:36] <VoxelHead> mib_4q2gmr: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#2105 [13:37] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- Yeah, try another server
#2106 [13:37] <JohnEBH> ??> guest-0-85428 smp/serverspecific
#2107 [13:37] <coaster3000> john do i do dispute transaction to get in contact with service. Because its nothing but a bot
#2108 [13:37] <mib_4q2gmr> thank you !
#2109 [13:37] <JohnEBH> ??> guest-0-85428 smp/serversspecific
#2110 [13:37] <JohnEBH> wth...
#2111 [13:37] <guest-0-85428> you mean the server ip?
#2112 [13:37] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Have you checked the balance on the card first?
#2113 [13:37] <coaster3000> yes
#2114 [13:37] <coaster3000> thats not the problem
#2115 [13:37] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Has it been deducted?
#2116 [13:38] <coaster3000> its got international disabled
#2117 [13:38] <coaster3000> no
#2118 [13:38] <coaster3000> it cant be
#2119 [13:38] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Yeah, giftcards can't be used for international transactions.
#2120 [13:38] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- You may be able to get away with this by using paypal.
#2121 [13:38] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- As we suggested previously.
#2122 [13:38] <coaster3000> I tried. But it did not work. I will try one more time.
#2123 [13:39] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- try this smp.shadow-craft.net
#2124 [13:39] <mib_4q2gmr> rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/ doesnt work :(
#2125 [13:39] <guest-0-85428> you mean in the multiplayer?
#2126 [13:39] <JohnEBH> mib_4q2gmr- Do you have a windows machine handy? >.>"
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#2128 [13:40] <Guacamole> wats up guys
#2129 [13:40] <mib_4q2gmr> no
#2130 [13:40] <Guacamole> i've been trying to fix minecraft for like 8 hours now, i just purchased it and can't get it to run ; ;
#2131 [13:40] <tyteen4a03> hi
#2132 [13:40] <JohnEBH> mib_4q2gmr- Well can you wait until someone who's familiar with linux comes around?
#2133 [13:40] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Error codes?
#2134 [13:40] <almostroot> >.>
#2135 [13:40] * Xanadar is back (gone 00:13:07)
#2135 [13:40] * almostroot disappears.
#2135 [13:40] <JohnEBH> almostroot- COMEBACK!
#2136 [13:40] <Guacamole> black screen after load
#2137 [13:40] <mib_4q2gmr> ok
#2138 [13:41] <JohnEBH> almostroot- DON'T DO THIS TO MEEE!
#2139 [13:41] <JohnEBH> almostroot- I'LL CALL PRODUCT IF I HAVE TO! (Or if I can...)
#2140 [13:41] <almostroot> JohnEBH: I don;t know how to use the Linus,
#2141 [13:41] <Guacamole> i've removed all java, rebooted, installed 64 bit java from ie9 64, downloaded the game again...tried the exe and the jar with the special launch parameters....
#2142 [13:41] <JohnEBH> almostroot- Fine be like that T.T
#2143 [13:41] <Guacamole> tried updating my 9500gt geforce to the latest driver, also to a known good older version driver....
#2144 [13:41] <tyteen4a03> Guacamole: tried the browser version?
#2145 [13:41] <Guacamole> what would u suggest, removing ie9?
#2146 [13:42] <JohnEBH> ??> Guacamole win/ie
#2147 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> use firefox and/or chrome
#2148 [13:42] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2149 [13:42] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#2150 [13:42] <Guacamole> win7pro, ie9
#2151 [13:42] <almostroot> Guacamole: Are you using the downloaded version or the browser version?
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#2153 [13:42] <Guacamole> voxelhead, firefox and chrome have no 64 bit compabilitity
#2154 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> almostroot: > downloaded the game again
#2155 [13:42] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Doesn't matter.
#2156 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> ??> bot
#2157 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#2158 [13:42] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2159 [13:42] <JohnEBH> ??> Channel bot
#2160 [13:42] <JohnEBH> Aw
#2161 [13:42] <tyteen4a03> lolol
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#2163 [13:42] <Guacamole> i'm not able to run the browser version in any of my 3 browsers, all have the same error, freezes during load
#2164 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> ??> Channel index
#2165 [13:43] <VoxelHead> Channel: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2166 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2167 [13:43] <almostroot> Guacamole: Does it produce an actual error message?
#2168 [13:43] <JohnEBH> ??> Guacamole win/reinst/bat
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#2170 [13:43] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2171 [13:43] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2172 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> >browser have problems
#2173 [13:43] <JohnEBH> Would love if that actually solved the problem ^
#2174 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> >reinstall minecraft
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#2176 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> >computer have problems
#2177 [13:43] <tyteen4a03> >reinstall minecraft
#2178 [13:43] <JohnEBH> And he didn't have to do anything else.
#2179 [13:43] <guest-0-85428> VoxelHead can you help with why my minecraft says that it's unlicensed?
#2180 [13:44] <Guacamole> no error message1 sec while i run that :)
#2181 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> ?? bot
#2182 [13:44] <RubenP> Here's another guy who can't loggin on minecraft :/
#2183 [13:44] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2184 [13:44] <JohnEBH> guest-0-85428- restart minecraft
#2185 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> RubenP: Can't connect to MC.net?
#2186 [13:44] <RubenP> ''Cant connect to minecraft.net''
#2187 [13:44] <almostroot> Too much talk. You guys have fun.
#2188 [13:44] <tyteen4a03> ??> RubenP error/cantconnect
#2189 [13:44] <VoxelHead> RubenP: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2190 [13:44] <VoxelHead> RubenP: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2191 [13:44] <JohnEBH> !isup minecraft.net
#2192 [13:44] <GreyBot> JohnEBH: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#2193 [13:45] <RubenP> hmm, minecraft worked a few days ago...
#2194 [13:45] <Guacamole> "can't connect to minecraft.net" is resolved in vista/win7 by launching the program as administrator
#2195 [13:45] <Guacamole> at least that did it for us
#2196 [13:45] <tyteen4a03> that could happen too
#2197 [13:45] <RubenP> Guacamole, thanks, I got it :D
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#2199 [13:45] <frogmella> cant connect to minecraft.net on the downloadable versoin of minecraft
#2200 [13:45] <Guacamole> woah i helped :O
#2201 [13:45] <frogmella> not in browser
#2202 [13:46] <frogmella> any sugguestions?
#2203 [13:46] <RubenP> thanks guys :)
#2204 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> ??> frogmella error/cantconnect
#2205 [13:46] <Guacamole> :D
#2206 [13:46] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2207 [13:46] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2208 [13:46] <mib_4q2gmr> .
#2209 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> [01:45] <Guacamole> "can't connect to minecraft.net" is resolved in vista/win7 by launching the program as administrator
#2210 [13:46] <frogmella> cannon connect to minecraft
#2211 [13:46] <coaster3000> is there any mojang staff here?
#2212 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: yes
#2213 [13:46] <frogmella> oh k!
#2214 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> mollstam is one
#2215 [13:46] <tyteen4a03> jeb is also online (not in this channel)
#2216 [13:47] <guest-0-85428> worked lol thnx
#2217 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> wait he's not
#2218 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> nvm
#2219 [13:47] <coaster3000> because. In the paypal menu
#2220 [13:47] <coaster3000> it says i can send money
#2221 [13:47] <Guacamole> Ok, so the reinstall batch did not fix it...screen still goes black immediately after login
#2222 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: Sounds like it's a problem with your card
#2223 [13:47] <tyteen4a03> ??> Guacamole win/dxdiag
#2224 [13:47] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2225 [13:47] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2227 [13:48] <coaster3000> yes the problem is my card. I cant do international. But i think i can transfer to other paypals. Maybe i can purchase it manually? So i was wondering if i can send the money to markus@mojang.com << the paypal filled it in for me. And maybe activate my account manually?
#2228 [13:48] <frogmella> i still cant play on browser i downloaded that stuff u said to but it didnt work
#2229 [13:48] <Guacamole> i can get it but its windows 7 professional 64 bit with lots of resources, and we've tried various versions of te video driver including the newest and some older ones with no success
#2230 [13:48] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- attach the card to paypal...
#2231 [13:48] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Profile > Add card
#2232 [13:48] <coaster3000> i did. Thats the problem
#2233 [13:48] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: or try another payment method like moneybookers
#2234 [13:48] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Then buy minecraft via the website.
#2235 [13:49] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Login > Make sure the card is selected and yeah...
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#2237 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> time to me to idle :P
#2238 [13:49] <tyteen4a03> bye
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#2240 [13:50] <Guacamole> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=99S4HYWs
#2241 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> lildrummerdrew will be my better replacement
#2242 [13:50] <guacamole2> hey there, im the other half of guacamole, it's my minecraft that gets black screen lol
#2243 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> CLONE
#2244 [13:50] <guacamole2> lul
#2245 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> OH MY GOD
#2246 [13:50] <Guacamole> guac2 is my gf :D and that paste is her system
#2247 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> I AM OUTTA HERE
#2248 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> oh
#2249 [13:50] <tyteen4a03> ...>.>
#2250 [13:51] <guacamole2> *does a seductive clone fan dance*
#2251 [13:51] <guacamole2> i haz candy... and funny stories lol
#2252 [13:51] <coaster3000> paypal is forcing me to use a bank. Which i have no bank account >:(
#2253 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> ??< javara
#2254 [13:51] <Guacamole> if we dont get to try minecraft we will both DIE
#2255 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> coaster3000: it should not
#2256 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> Guacamole: please dine in hell
#2257 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> :P
#2258 [13:51] <guacamole2> i havent even gotten to try minecraft yet, bought it then got black screen :((((
#2259 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> ??< java/javara
#2260 [13:51] <tyteen4a03> derp this bot
#2261 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> ?? index
#2262 [13:52] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- Try win/javara
#2263 [13:52] <VoxelHead> index: See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2264 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> ??< win/javara
#2265 [13:52] * Guacamole saves tyteen a nice seat in hell
#2265 [13:52] <JohnEBH> =P
#2266 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> :o
#2267 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> you will be my boyfriend?
#2268 [13:52] <coaster3000> its forcing me to.
#2269 [13:52] * tyteen4a03 completely ignores the existence of gucamole23
#2269 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> lolol
#2270 [13:52] <JohnEBH> Coaster you can edit can't you?
#2271 [13:52] <Guacamole> no ty
#2272 [13:52] <tyteen4a03> :<
#2273 [13:53] <coaster3000> i did edit. But it is no longer allowing my to attempt to use the card as a payment option!
#2274 [13:53] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Could still be under verification...
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#2276 [13:53] <JohnEBH> coaster3000- Wait a while
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#2278 [13:53] <tyteen4a03> I have no idea, sorry :<
#2279 [13:53] <LOLcrusher> minecraft not working for me help?
#2280 [13:54] <JohnEBH> LOLcrusher- More details?
#2281 [13:54] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Uninstall java, Use javara
#2282 [13:54] <JohnEBH> ??> Guacamole win/javara
#2283 [13:54] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2284 [13:54] <VoxelHead> Guacamole: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2285 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: that's what I had in mind but I wasnt sure
#2286 [13:54] <tyteen4a03> whatever :P
#2287 [13:54] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Then reinstall java, update 27.
#2288 [13:55] <Guacamole> kool ty i'll give it a try!
#2289 [13:55] <Guacamole> alrighty
#2290 [13:55] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Then update your Graphics card again.
#2291 [13:55] <Guacamole> brb :)
#2292 [13:55] <keret> can someone help me I have a problem where me and my friend are on a server but the world won't load and everthing happens later for me
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#2294 [13:55] <rymate1234> Hai
#2295 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: u27 is out already? :o
#2296 [13:55] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Drivers*
#2297 [13:55] <Jake12001200> rymate1234, thats called lag -.-
#2298 [13:55] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- It's been out for a while o.o"
#2299 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> Jake12001200: wrong person
#2300 [13:55] <LOLcrusher> just got a gift code for minecraft then it entered and it accepted it then when i tryed download it gos to a black screen for a second the closes :(
#2301 [13:55] <keret> yea but its not jumpy
#2302 [13:55] <rymate1234> Jake12001200: Uh?
#2303 [13:55] <Jake12001200> whoops
#2304 [13:55] <JohnEBH> Jake12001200- Uhhh....
#2305 [13:55] <tyteen4a03> lololol
#2306 [13:55] <Jake12001200> wrong person :/
#2307 [13:56] <Jake12001200> keret, thats called lag
#2308 [13:56] <tyteen4a03> LOLcrusher: does it work fine in browser?
#2309 [13:56] <keret> :/
#2310 [13:56] <LOLcrusher> no
#2311 [13:56] <coaster3000> i gotta buy a paypal giftcard don't i. :(
#2312 [13:56] <keret> well any sugestions how to get rid of it
#2313 [13:56] <JohnEBH> ??> LOLcrusher win/reinst/bat
#2314 [13:56] <VoxelHead> LOLcrusher: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2315 [13:56] <VoxelHead> LOLcrusher: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#2317 [13:56] <Jake12001200> weeeeee over 9000 different conversaions as once
#2318 [13:56] <tyteen4a03> keret: get a better internet
#2319 [13:56] <Jake12001200> keret, upgrade internet
#2320 [13:56] <JohnEBH> It's fun
#2321 [13:56] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- Maybe it's the server >.>"
#2322 [13:57] <JohnEBH> =P
#2323 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: then get a better server
#2324 [13:57] <coaster3000> I could probably use this visa giftcard to get it anyways. So.. Would that work. I am pretty sure it would. But.. Right now. I am in a bad mood. I must leave. Brb after i attempt this stuff...
#2325 [13:57] <keret> my internet isn't bad though
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#2327 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> keret: internet spec?
#2328 [13:57] <LOLcrusher> still didnt work
#2329 [13:57] <LOLcrusher> :(
#2330 [13:57] <JohnEBH> keret- Speedtest.net
#2331 [13:57] <friday_fox> hi :)
#2332 [13:57] <Guacamole> so John, for java update 27, should i go for the 64bit?
#2333 [13:57] <tyteen4a03> yes
#2334 [13:57] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- If youre on a 64bit system, yes?
#2335 [13:57] <keret> how do I go about finding them Im using windows 7 64 bit
#2336 [13:57] <Guacamole> yeppers
#2337 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: the channel is yours
#2338 [13:58] <friday_fox> please help me
#2339 [13:58] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- also take the time to install the 32 bit one. Some browsers need them
#2340 [13:58] <JohnEBH> NO
#2341 [13:58] <JohnEBH> NOT MINE
#2342 [13:58] * tyteen4a03 goes back to idling
#2342 [13:58] <JohnEBH> F
#2343 [13:58] <JohnEBH> ML
#2344 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> lololol
#2345 [13:58] <friday_fox> please help me
#2346 [13:58] <tyteen4a03> friday_fox: yes?
#2347 [13:59] <friday_fox> i cant play minecraft cause "the game has crashed"
#2348 [13:59] <friday_fox> online
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#2351 [14:00] <Fenriswolf92> hi again
#2352 [14:00] <Fenriswolf92> i tried the link u gave me but it didn't work either
#2353 [14:00] <keret> okay I went to speed test and did it the ping is 24ms download speed is 19.37 mbps upload speed is 1.07 mbps
#2354 [14:00] <Fenriswolf92> plz help :(
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#2356 [14:00] <yumyuminyourtum> hello is their someone who can help me with linux
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#2358 [14:01] <JohnEBH> yumyuminyourtum- Not at the moment
#2359 [14:01] <yumyuminyourtum> k thanks
#2360 [14:01] <JohnEBH> keret- Your internet is fine, the server is crap.
#2361 [14:01] <friday_fox> tyteen ...?
#2362 [14:01] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- ?
#2363 [14:01] <JohnEBH> friday_fox- Paste the error log to pastebin
#2364 [14:01] <JohnEBH> ??> friday_fox pastebin
#2365 [14:01] <VoxelHead> friday_fox: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#2366 [14:01] <keret> yea for me
#2367 [14:02] <zippity> when i try to log in it sit there for a minute then either says User no premium or cant connect to minecraft.net(I have windows)
#2368 [14:02] <friday_fox> thanks :)
#2369 [14:02] <keret> so should I have the sever owner do the test and can you give minemums for the sever to go by
#2370 [14:02] <JohnEBH> keret- You might want to host the server your self.
#2371 [14:02] <JohnEBH> ??> keret smp/serversetup
#2372 [14:02] <VoxelHead> keret: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#2373 [14:02] <VoxelHead> keret: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#2374 [14:03] <keret> alrighty
#2375 [14:03] <JohnEBH> keret- Or try this server...
#2376 [14:03] <Fenriswolf92> somebody tried to help me b4
#2377 [14:03] <JohnEBH> ??> keret smp/servers/specifc
#2378 [14:03] <zippity> Can somebody help me?
#2379 [14:03] <keret> but can you still tell me minums just so I can tell my riend
#2380 [14:03] <Fenriswolf92> tyteen or some
#2381 [14:03] <Fenriswolf92> http://pastebin.com/NBbvTETN
#2382 [14:03] <JohnEBH> Darn....
#2383 [14:03] <Fenriswolf92> maybe this helps u:
#2384 [14:03] <JohnEBH> keret- 1Mpbs upload speed... 3GB of RAM?
#2385 [14:03] <Fenriswolf92> http://pastebin.com/sC5GvRj2
#2386 [14:03] <keret> internet speed mins
#2387 [14:03] <keret> alright thanks
#2388 [14:04] <zippity> when i try to log in it sits there for a minute then either says User not premium or cant connect to minecraft.net(I have windows) but i already downloaded it.
#2389 [14:04] <JohnEBH> zippity- User name?
#2390 [14:04] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- I don't read german.
#2391 [14:04] <zippity> SnowGlobeHouse
#2392 [14:05] <JohnEBH> !paid SnowGlobeHouse
#2393 [14:05] <Fenriswolf92> thought so but doesn't the error msg help u?
#2394 [14:05] <JohnEBH> zippity- When did you purchase minecraft?
#2395 [14:05] <AG_Scott> http://canihostaminecraftserver.com/ btw! :D
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#2397 [14:05] <ddoian_36> hey
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#2399 [14:05] <ddoian_36> umm
#2400 [14:05] <zippity> But i got the message saying Purchase complete
#2401 [14:05] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- I saw no error message...
#2402 [14:05] <JohnEBH> AG_Scott- Uhhh lol Ok ^.^"
#2403 [14:05] <ddoian_36> when i start up launcher and log in
#2404 [14:06] <JohnEBH> AG_Scott- last time I suggested that I got flamed for it T.T
#2405 [14:06] <AG_Scott> lolreally?
#2406 [14:06] <ddoian_36> it says cant conect to minecraft.net
#2407 [14:06] <JohnEBH> AG_Scott- Really XD
#2408 [14:06] <JohnEBH> ??> ddoian_36 error/cantconnect
#2409 [14:06] <VoxelHead> ddoian_36: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2410 [14:06] <VoxelHead> ddoian_36: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2411 [14:06] <JohnEBH> !isup minecraft.net
#2412 [14:06] <GreyBot> JohnEBH: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#2413 [14:06] <JohnEBH> There's a lot of people getting that today...
#2414 [14:07] <ddoian_36> kk ty
#2415 [14:07] <zippity> I get the can't connect to minecraft.net message too
#2416 [14:07] <JohnEBH> zippity- I already asked when did you buy it? You told me "But i got the message saying Purchase complete" That doesn't answer my question.
#2417 [14:08] <Fenriswolf92> k then i try describing my prob again
#2418 [14:08] <Guacamole> zippity, win7 or vista? right click the icon, launch as administrator
#2419 [14:08] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- it wouldn't matter 90% of the time...
#2420 [14:08] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- That 10% are people that set their UAC levels to max >.>"
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#2422 [14:09] <Guacamole> ok, we've installed java update 27 clean, 64 bit, and...the latest nvidia driver, version 280 or some such..rebooted,
#2423 [14:09] <Guacamole> launcing the game, still goes to black screen after login
#2424 [14:09] <zippity> If i dont get to play minecraft i want my money back
#2425 [14:10] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- zippity I'll kick you if I have to. WHEN DID YOU PURCHASE MINECRAFT?
#2426 [14:10] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- My bad
#2427 [14:10] <Guacamole> lol.
#2428 [14:10] <Fenriswolf92> bought minecraft couple of days ago. now evry time i play i get a black screen after 3 to 6 mins of play. no lagging and no probs in playing during these mins but then evrything crashes. i already tried to fix the prob by several methods but none worked out. about 40 mins ago tyteen gave me a link to a nvidia driver but it didn't work either =/
#2429 [14:10] <Guacamole2> lul
#2430 [14:10] <JohnEBH> Guacamole- Uhhh, odd. Is creating a txt file with an error log inside?
#2431 [14:10] <zippity> Like 30 minutes ago
#2432 [14:10] <Guacamole> i'll check on that john
#2433 [14:10] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- Try optifine
#2434 [14:10] <ddoian_36> now when i log in it say user not premium wtf????
#2435 [14:10] <JohnEBH> !google optifine
#2436 [14:10] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifine&l=0
#2437 [14:10] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- Username?
#2438 [14:11] <JohnEBH> zippity- Transactions take usually 1 day to process
#2439 [14:11] <JohnEBH> zippity- Max is 5 days
#2440 [14:11] <ddoian_36> dodian_36
#2441 [14:11] <JohnEBH> zippity- SO WAIT IT OUT.
#2442 [14:11] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- Ty
#2443 [14:11] <JohnEBH> !paid
#2444 [14:11] <JohnEBH> !paid dodian_36
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#2446 [14:11] <JohnEBH> !paid dodian_36
#2447 [14:11] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- When did you buy minecraft?
#2448 [14:11] <ddoian_36> i need to pay?
#2449 [14:11] <Demonnachos3> i have a serious problem with multiplayer can anyone help?
#2450 [14:11] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- Yes
#2451 [14:11] <Jake12001200> LOL
#2452 [14:11] <ddoian_36> awww
#2453 [14:11] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- Minecraft classic is free, minecraft beta is not.
#2454 [14:12] <ddoian_36> no fair
#2455 [14:12] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- Details please
#2456 [14:12] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- It's fair.
#2457 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> this is my proble,m
#2458 [14:12] <JohnEBH> ddoian_36- Would you like your hard work be given away for free?
#2459 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> twhenever i die i goto the srver spawn right
#2460 [14:12] <Jake12001200> ddoian_36, then it would be no fair cause notch would not get any moneyz
#2461 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> tBUT
#2462 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> when i disconnect and reconnect
#2463 [14:12] <Jake12001200> oh he left lol
#2464 [14:12] <JohnEBH> Jake12001200- lol
#2465 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> i spawn in some weird plae with my inv replinished
#2466 [14:12] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- It's a problem with the server.
#2467 [14:12] <Demonnachos3> i know that
#2468 [14:13] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- Do you own this server?
#2469 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> no D:
#2470 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> how do i get owner to fix
#2471 [14:13] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- Well, a potential fix is deleting the player.dat in the world file
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#2473 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> ok
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#2475 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> till ask him to do that
#2476 [14:13] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- But it clears your inventory and player position.
#2477 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> my friend is having the same problem
#2478 [14:13] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- So you may want to backup the world before doing this.
#2479 [14:13] <friday_fox> can someone help me??
#2480 [14:13] <Demonnachos3> i know ill just ask him to rerank me
#2481 [14:13] <JohnEBH> friday_fox- Details?
#2482 [14:14] <Demonnachos3> thanks
#2483 [14:14] <JohnEBH> Demonnachos3- Actually bukkit?
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#2485 [14:14] <JohnEBH> Fudge
#2486 [14:14] <JohnEBH> ...
#2487 [14:14] <friday_fox> john U told me that i should go on that site...
#2488 [14:14] <JohnEBH> friday_fox- I told you to paste your error log there for us to read
#2489 [14:14] <friday_fox> i did that ... but what now?
#2490 [14:14] <friday_fox> done
#2491 [14:15] <JohnEBH> friday_fox- And the link to your paste?
#2492 [14:15] <JohnEBH> friday_fox- How are we supposed to read it if we can't get to it..
#2493 [14:15] <friday_fox> ohh link here?
#2494 [14:15] * JohnEBH facepalm
#2494 [14:15] <friday_fox> yes srt
#2495 [14:15] <Fenriswolf92> how do i get optifine and what does it do?
#2496 [14:15] <friday_fox> Here it is...
#2497 [14:16] <friday_fox> http://pastebin.com/vSfdmffN
#2498 [14:16] <Jake12001200> Fenriswolf92, it gives you an FPS boost
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#2500 [14:16] <Jake12001200> However, it does not always work
#2501 [14:16] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- optifine adds more options to the graphics menu in minecraft and optimizes garbage collection.
#2502 [14:16] <Jake12001200> Different peoeple get different results
#2503 [14:17] <JohnEBH> ?> friday_fox win/dxdiag
#2504 [14:17] <friday_fox> john u got the link?
#2505 [14:17] <JohnEBH> ??> friday_fox win/dxdiag
#2506 [14:17] <VoxelHead> friday_fox: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2507 [14:17] <friday_fox> what?
#2508 [14:17] <VoxelHead> friday_fox: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2509 [14:17] <Fenriswolf92> k i'll give it a try... link plz?
#2510 [14:17] <JohnEBH> !google optifine
#2511 [14:17] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=optifine&l=0
#2512 [14:17] <j4mie> so my server (ubunut 11.04 64bit 4x 2(HT)x 2.66 i7, 24gb) keeps randomly getting 100%cpu usage and freezing, anyone have any ideas why?
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#2515 [14:18] <JohnEBH> j4mie- I'd overclock that CPU if you ask me. Anyways, I have no experience with linux, but it's pretty obvious somethings up with your installation of either the server or linux.
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#2517 [14:19] <j4mie> its a rented dedi, so overclocking isn't an issue
#2518 [14:19] <AG_Scott> JohnEBH: you don't overclock servers ;)
#2519 [14:19] <j4mie> *option
#2520 [14:19] <AG_Scott> and it's not the hardware or linux.
#2521 [14:19] <AG_Scott> It's minecraft.
#2522 [14:19] <AG_Scott> Hold on while I fetch something to help you
#2523 [14:20] <AG_Scott> http://wiki.sk89q.com/wiki/Minecraft_server_FAQ#What_are_the_causes_of_lag.3F
#2524 [14:20] <AG_Scott> see "Type of lag": high server cpu usage
#2525 [14:20] <JohnEBH> I thought he owned it =P
#2526 [14:20] <j4mie> Yeah, ive gone through it all, only options I can see are turning off physics and mobs
#2527 [14:20] <JohnEBH> I overclock mine ^.^
#2528 [14:20] <Jake12001200> ;)
#2529 [14:20] <j4mie> but there was only 10ppl or so on, and its a p. powerfull server
#2530 [14:20] <j4mie> =/
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#2532 [14:21] <leaper> hello
#2533 [14:21] <leaper> ?
#2534 [14:21] <Jake12001200> j4mie, may be to do with the internet
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#2536 [14:21] <Jake12001200> I mean from my home pc, I can host a server with 3 people with no lag
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#2538 [14:21] <mib_4vgmfh> Help?
#2539 [14:22] <j4mie> its not the net, its constantly online, im watching the gui, its 100% cpu usage on a random core and everything screeches to a halt
#2540 [14:22] <leaper> when i log in on the download version the game just closes it self. HELP!
#2541 [14:22] <Jake12001200> hmmmmmmmm
#2542 [14:22] <Jake12001200> weird
#2543 [14:22] <JohnEBH> ??> leaper win/reinst/bat
#2544 [14:22] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2545 [14:22] <VoxelHead> leaper: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2546 [14:22] <anything> I don't know why but I can't have good TP only 16*16 but my computer is very new I can't understand this
#2547 [14:22] <mib_4vgmfh> can someonehelp?
#2548 [14:22] <Guacamole2> well we're hitting a wall here....game still goes black screen after login
#2549 [14:23] <Jake12001200> anything, you need to use a patcher
#2550 [14:23] <Guacamole2> after doanloading the assets but before the ain menu should apear
#2551 [14:23] <Jake12001200> Its called:
#2552 [14:23] <Jake12001200> !google minecraft HD Texture patch
#2553 [14:23] <NanoAce> Google: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+HD+Texture+patch&l=0
#2554 [14:23] <Jake12001200> use that link
#2555 [14:23] <anything> I used a patcher Misa 16*16 works
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#2557 [14:24] <mib_4vgmfh> hello i have a problem can someone help
#2558 [14:24] <anything> something like Gronkhs TP I used
#2559 [14:24] <Jake12001200> well 16x16 is the defult size
#2560 [14:24] <leaper> what do i do with the patcher
#2561 [14:24] <friday_fox> john??
#2562 [14:24] <Guacamole2> we aren't getting any text files in the game folder or its data folder
#2563 [14:24] <Jake12001200> You must have instaled the texture pack patvcher wrong
#2564 [14:25] * JohnEBH is not coming back until 8pm EST.
#2564 [14:25] * JohnEBH is away: BRB!
#2564 [14:25] <Guacamole2> all we have is an empty bin folder
#2565 [14:25] <anything> what is a new Version of MC Patcher
#2566 [14:25] <Jake12001200> *sigh*
#2567 [14:25] <Jake12001200> Ill google it >.<
#2568 [14:25] <anything> ok
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#2570 [14:26] <Jake12001200> anything, http://github.com/downloads/pclewis/mcpatcher/mcpatcher-1.1.12_02.exe
#2571 [14:26] <Jake12001200> that should work
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#2573 [14:26] <Question> hello i have a question
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#2576 [14:27] <senfaaaaa> Hi
#2577 [14:27] <Question> so who helps?
#2578 [14:27] <AG_Scott> ?? just/ask
#2579 [14:27] <Articuler> dont know
#2580 [14:27] <senfaaaaa> what is with the login server ??
#2581 [14:27] <AG_Scott> bleh
#2582 [14:27] <AG_Scott> ??> Question ask
#2583 [14:27] <Question> and who answers
#2584 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Question: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2585 [14:27] <VoxelHead> Question: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#2587 [14:28] <ppsh> my download minecraft thing keeps closing after like 30 minutes how do i sort it out??
#2588 [14:29] <Question> ok before i want to buy minecraft i want to make sure it works so i try classic and when i click that is freezes after i allow java
#2589 [14:29] <AG_Scott> They're completely different.
#2590 [14:29] <AG_Scott> I can't get classic to work on here but beta works fine.
#2591 [14:29] <Articuler> When I try to reset my password the link in the email says bad name or uid
#2592 [14:29] <ppsh> my download minecraft thing keeps closing after like 30 minutes how do i sort it out??
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#2594 [14:29] <macdrumable> could not create the java virtual machine what should i do ?
#2595 [14:29] <Fenriswolf92> where do i need to unzip the optifine folder? in .minecraft in the roaming folder?
#2596 [14:30] <Question> ok but when i try beta on a different site it wont work either
#2597 [14:30] <ppsh> my download minecraft thing keeps closing after like 30 minutes how do i sort it out??
#2598 [14:30] <Question> and it says this
#2599 [14:30] <Question> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#2600 [14:31] <anything> its lagging all the time :d
#2601 [14:31] <Jake12001200> Question, update your drivers then ><
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#2603 [14:31] <Question> look im am a complete and utter noob at this stuff so how do i do that
#2604 [14:31] <anything> Jake its lagging :d
#2605 [14:31] <ppsh> can someone answer my question
#2606 [14:32] <Jake12001200> anything, is it working though?
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#2608 [14:32] <Jake12001200> Question, *sigh* look up a youtube tutorial
#2609 [14:32] <Fenriswolf92> help plz
#2610 [14:32] <senfaaaaa> I bought minecraft. after i bought it, the website shows that i must buy it but i did it already ? should i wait? i cant loggin too
#2611 [14:32] <JohnEBH> ??> Question dont/pebcak
#2612 [14:32] <VoxelHead> Question: (dont/pebcak) If you can't understand our (generally) basic instructions, please don't even bother wasting our time if you won't listen. Fixing problems requires some amount of self-help ability, to say nothing of literacy and the ability to follow directions..
#2613 [14:32] <VoxelHead> Question: (dont/pebcak) Keep in mind we are all volunteers - if you need more help, hire a professional.
#2614 [14:33] <JohnEBH> ??> ppsh win/dxdiag
#2615 [14:33] <VoxelHead> ppsh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2616 [14:33] <VoxelHead> ppsh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2617 [14:33] <Jake12001200> JohnEBH, I like that script XD
#2618 [14:33] <Articuler> Question: when i reset my pass the link in the email says bad name or uid
#2619 [14:34] <JohnEBH> Jake12001200- It's bot =P
#2620 [14:34] <Jake12001200> I mean I am like awesome at doing things on the pc. but really? I'm not Chris Pirillo
#2621 [14:34] <AG_Scott> ??> Fenriswolf92 mods
#2622 [14:34] <JohnEBH> a bot*
#2623 [14:34] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#2624 [14:34] <Jake12001200> lol
#2625 [14:34] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#2626 [14:34] <ppsh> whats the win key??
#2627 [14:34] <Question> ok i am sorry
#2628 [14:34] <JohnEBH> ??> ppsh win/key
#2629 [14:34] <VoxelHead> ppsh: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2630 [14:34] <Question> i dident know what to do so i truied this ok no need to be like tht
#2631 [14:35] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- Try googling instructions.
#2632 [14:35] <JohnEBH> We don't get paid to solve your problems every step of the way. Sometimes we'll be generous enough to do so. We're not generous atm.
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#2634 [14:41] <ppsh> there is no link??
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#2636 [14:41] <mib_faed6f> my minecraft doesnt work
#2637 [14:42] <jdog2479> I NEED HELP
#2638 [14:43] <Guacamole2> So it doesn't look like the doanloadable version is ever going to work for us
#2639 [14:44] <anything> Jake yes it is
#2640 [14:44] <anything> but what do you mean with this?
#2641 [14:44] <Guacamole2> we're looking now at the bowser version, we're tryin it in ie9 x64, ie9 32, and firefox...all say "done loading" and freeze there
#2642 [14:45] <Guacamole2> we have the 32 and 64 bit versions of java se 6 update 27 installed
#2643 [14:45] <Guacamole2> and the absolute latest nvidia drivers
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#2645 [14:45] <mib_r5sofl> ?
#2646 [14:45] <anything> Jake12001200 what can I do now?
#2647 [14:46] <Guacamole2> our doanloadable copy is now showing "done loading" exactly like the web version, rather than a black screen....
#2648 [14:46] <Jake12001200> anything, well if it works then yay?
#2649 [14:46] <mib_r5sofl> my credit card keeps geting dissables so i made a new account, a new card, still.
#2650 [14:47] <anything> I did how you said and its lagging :d
#2651 [14:47] <Jake12001200> well HD texture packs do make mc lag
#2652 [14:47] <Jake12001200> Blame java for being crappy.
#2653 [14:49] <anything> I look very often LP's but in every LP Misa or oder HD are working but why noch by me?
#2654 [14:49] <Jake12001200> Well it may be your computer
#2655 [14:50] <anything> I have 4 GB main memory
#2656 [14:50] <Jake12001200> doent mean it will bw lagless
#2657 [14:50] <anything> but always very much processes
#2658 [14:50] <Jake12001200> *will
#2659 [14:50] <Jake12001200> I mean
#2660 [14:50] <Jake12001200> *be
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#2662 [14:51] <anything> I think my computer isn't very old
#2663 [14:51] <Jake12001200> well your graphics card may not be that good
#2664 [14:51] <Jake12001200> or your processor
#2665 [14:51] <Jake12001200> just because you have good memory doesnt mean your laughing
#2666 [14:52] <anything> Oh ok I have the same problem by Need for Speed
#2667 [14:53] <anything> how much processor or graphic do I need do you know that?
#2668 [14:53] <Jake12001200> no
#2669 [14:53] <Jake12001200> Sorry lol
#2670 [14:53] <anything> hm ok
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#2672 [14:53] <anything> thanks goodbye
#2673 [14:53] <Neptune> Hio~ anyone happen to know the key identifiers fro hotbar in the options.txt?
#2674 [14:56] <ppsh> whats the irc channel
#2675 [14:56] <Neptune> what irc channel
#2676 [14:56] <ppsh> yeah?
#2677 [14:57] <Neptune> ?.?
#2678 [14:57] <ppsh> is this the irc channel
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#2680 [14:57] <Neptune> this ia n irc channel, not sure which one you search :p
#2681 [14:57] <Neptune> *is an
#2682 [14:57] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ppsh, yes. Please give us your link.
#2683 [14:58] <ppsh> http://pastebin.com/FmZdw0Yc
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#2685 [14:58] <ppsh> what do i do now??
#2686 [14:58] <Fenriswolf92> help plz
#2687 [14:58] <Neptune> oh and i'm also wondering why my minecraft has a tendency to access violate on 256x texpacks x3 if anyone happens to know
#2688 [14:59] <Fenriswolf92> help plz
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#2690 [15:00] <mib_vv84z6> hey i just bought the game and i can`t download it
#2691 [15:00] <ppsh> hello? thebadshepperd
#2692 [15:00] <mib_vv84z6> i`ve got windows 7 64 bit
#2693 [15:01] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :ppsh, I don't know your issue.
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#2695 [15:01] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :mib_vv84z6, can't download it how? What happens?
#2696 [15:01] <ppsh> no damn
#2697 [15:01] <Fenriswolf92> need help plz :(
#2698 [15:02] <[L]> ?? < index
#2699 [15:02] <Neptune> Fenriswolf92: start with stating waht you need help with
#2700 [15:02] <[L]> >:(
#2701 [15:02] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> Fenriswolf92 ask
#2702 [15:02] <mib_vv84z6> after paying it no download starts or anyhting
#2703 [15:02] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2704 [15:02] <VoxelHead> Fenriswolf92: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2705 [15:02] <[L]> ?? > LG_Legacy index
#2706 [15:02] <[L]> God dammit
#2707 [15:02] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??>> [L] index
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#2709 [15:02] <Neptune> fail?
#2710 [15:02] <[L]> God dammitIOh
#2711 [15:02] <[L]> It's >>
#2712 [15:02] <[L]> Fuck it's down
#2713 [15:02] <tyteen4a03> [L]: You are LG? :o
#2714 [15:02] <TC> i seem to be having connection issues. My client returns an error when i try to login . i would love some help when someone gets a moment free
#2715 [15:02] <[L]> Quite
#2716 [15:03] <tyteen4a03> ??> [L] index
#2717 [15:03] <VoxelHead> [L]: (index) See http://faq.xales.info for a list of FAQ entries.
#2718 [15:03] <tyteen4a03> I thought you disappeared :<
#2719 [15:03] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :[L], ?? states it in the channel, ??> states it with a name, ??< sends it to you, and ??>> notices it to someone.
#2720 [15:03] <ppsh> whos lg
#2721 [15:03] <tyteen4a03> oh wel, hi :P
#2722 [15:03] <MNichie> I am having a problem logging in, after clicking login it just sits there and say Logging in...
#2723 [15:03] <[L]> Quite
#2724 [15:03] <MNichie> tried several times rebooted etc, anyone know how to fix?
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#2726 [15:03] <TC> MNichie: i am having the same issue. might it be minecraft.org related?
#2727 [15:04] <[L]> ...
#2728 [15:04] <[L]> Huh
#2729 [15:04] <yumyuminyourtum> hi is there anyone that can help me with linux ?
#2730 [15:04] <[L]> I can't connect to Minecraft.net
#2731 [15:04] <[L]> Strange
#2732 [15:05] <TC> [L]: same
#2733 [15:05] <Fenriswolf92> ok again i bought the game a couple of days ago and encountered the problem that after 3 to 6 mins the game crashes by showing a black screen and the computer locks and i need to restart it. i've already tried several methods but none of them worked out. already patched my graphics card and loaded piles of drivers. latest efforts were loading optifine
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#2735 [15:05] <tyteen4a03> !isup minecraft.net
#2736 [15:05] <GreyBot> tyteen4a03: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#2737 [15:05] <coaster3000> I am happy. I am finally going to get minecraft. I got what i needed! :P GO MoneyPak!
#2738 [15:06] <tyteen4a03> same for wedtm
#2739 [15:06] <[L]> tyteen4a03:
#2740 [15:06] <MNichie> I didn't realize the DRM of this game required a constant connection to their website...that borderlines on unexceptable
#2741 [15:06] <[L]> Two people having the same issue
#2742 [15:06] <[L]> >:9
#2743 [15:06] <Neptune> MNichie: does it?
#2744 [15:06] <tyteen4a03> [L]: time to blame Amazon!
#2745 [15:06] <TC> Fenriswolf92: stupid solution, have you uninstalled,reinstalled,updated java
#2746 [15:06] <MNichie> Well if I can't login, I can't play...
#2747 [15:06] <Neptune> MNichie: theres "play offline"
#2748 [15:06] <Neptune> once you've logged in once
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#2750 [15:07] <MNichie> Never seen that option, and I been fighting to login all day
#2751 [15:07] <yumyuminyourtum> my game wont let me break blocks it keeps bringing me to the game menu when i try
#2752 [15:07] <Fenriswolf92> the solution was suggested by this channel Oo
#2753 [15:07] <TC> Fenriswolf92: eh?
#2754 [15:07] <Neptune> MNichie: didy ou login once before on that PC?
#2755 [15:07] <MNichie> Yes, been playing for months now
#2756 [15:08] <Neptune> MNichie: so it says "Can't connect to minecraft" or what?
#2757 [15:08] <MNichie> It just sits and says "Loging in..."
#2758 [15:08] <MNichie> Doesn't seem to timeout
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#2760 [15:08] <Neptune> hm
#2761 [15:08] <RedWraith> hey guys
#2762 [15:08] <Neptune> for how long x3
#2763 [15:08] <TC> My client is returning the "cant connect to minecraft.net" error
#2764 [15:08] <TC> after like 5 mins
#2765 [15:08] <Neptune> yeah
#2766 [15:08] <Neptune> then you can go offline
#2767 [15:08] <RedWraith> I'm just looking for the best mod combination if I want to have a populated world
#2768 [15:08] <Neptune> xP
#2769 [15:08] <[L]> I'm in
#2770 [15:08] <RedWraith> and also the aether
#2771 [15:08] <Neptune> though it seem sup for me atm
#2772 [15:09] <TC> right. i am seeking the answer to why it is down for ME
#2773 [15:09] <MNichie> Neptune: I have left it up for over 5 min, never seen it timeout before
#2774 [15:09] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :??> TC error/cantconnect
#2775 [15:09] <VoxelHead> TC: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2776 [15:09] <coaster3000> check your system host file.
#2777 [15:09] <VoxelHead> TC: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2778 [15:09] <coaster3000> make sure its not listed under there. The domain name
#2779 [15:10] <coaster3000> as in something similar to this. 127.0.0.1 minecraft.net
#2780 [15:10] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :coaster3000, it would only be listed under there if you've pirated Minecraft..
#2781 [15:10] <coaster3000> what?
#2782 [15:10] <coaster3000> viruses can change host files too :P
#2783 [15:10] <coaster3000> well wait
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#2785 [15:10] <TC> done all that
#2786 [15:10] <Neptune> MNichie: let your firewall block it
#2787 [15:10] <Neptune> x3
#2788 [15:10] <TheBadShepperd> 470:1f05:1efc::2 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Yes. but a virus wouldn't change the Minecraft.net entry to localh..
#2789 [15:10] <coaster3000> it would not be that... Because they are on now. :P know why. Because a virus would make it a global domain access change
#2790 [15:10] <coaster3000> yea i know :P
#2791 [15:10] <Wug> MNichie: disable your firewall
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#2793 [15:10] <Wug> firewalls*
#2794 [15:11] <coaster3000> add exeption to firewall :P.
#2795 [15:11] <Neptune> so noone knows about the key identifiers? :<
#2796 [15:11] <MNichie> Wug:Firewall is not blocking outgoing connections
#2797 [15:11] <Unspoken_Hero> Im having driver issues I get an gray screen that covers my entire screen
#2798 [15:11] <MNichie> iptables :)
#2799 [15:11] <TC> Oh wow.... my issue seems to have resolved itself
#2800 [15:12] <mib_3tfhln> my download times out.....and i have to add .exe to the file anythoughts
#2801 [15:12] <coaster3000> BUYING MINECRAFT NOW !!!! WOOOT
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#2803 [15:13] <coaster3000> it went through!!!
#2804 [15:13] <Wug> mib_3tfhln: stop using internet explorer
#2805 [15:13] <mib_3tfhln> mozilla|?
#2806 [15:13] <TheNytangel> Huh..
#2807 [15:13] <TheNytangel> Lewis looks like my brother
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#2810 [15:15] <Unspoken_Hero> I get a gray screen that covers my entire monitor voxel you helped befor can you help me again
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#2812 [15:16] <mr_evil> I can't connect to minecraft.net
#2813 [15:16] <mib_3tfhln> any one who can help witht he download.............it keeps timing out on me
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#2815 [15:16] <mr_evil> anyone can help with mincraft.net connection problems?
#2816 [15:16] <Wug> mib_3tfhln: what browser are you using
#2817 [15:16] <Wug> !down minecraft.net
#2818 [15:16] <GreyBot> Wug: It's just you. http://minecraft.net is up.
#2819 [15:16] <TheNytangel> ??> mr_evil error/cantconnect
#2820 [15:16] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2821 [15:16] <mib_3tfhln> explorer
#2822 [15:17] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2823 [15:17] <Wug> mib_3tfhln: stop using internet explorer
#2824 [15:17] <Wug> ??> mib_3tfhln win/ie
#2825 [15:17] <VoxelHead> mib_3tfhln: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#2826 [15:17] <VoxelHead> mib_3tfhln: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#2827 [15:17] <Wug> I wasnt kidding, pick something else
#2828 [15:17] <mib_3tfhln> thanks
#2829 [15:17] <mr_evil> I'll try thanks
#2830 [15:17] <coaster3000> IE is a huge security hole to your system
#2831 [15:17] <coaster3000> Run vbscript viruses in it!
#2832 [15:18] <coaster3000> a website can open and close your cd draw. Without downloading a virus in IE
#2833 [15:18] <coaster3000> :P i know this because i tested it
#2834 [15:18] <coaster3000> but through a local file :P
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#2836 [15:18] <Unspoken_Hero> umm I'm haveing a driver problem can you guys help
#2837 [15:19] <Unspoken_Hero> I can be more specific if need be
#2838 [15:19] <Wug> that would hel[
#2839 [15:19] <Wug> help*
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#2841 [15:19] <mr_evil> Is minecraft.net down?
#2842 [15:20] <Unspoken_Hero> okay I get a gray screen that covers my entire monitore but I fixed this before but is said I still had one so I tried to fix it myself
#2843 [15:21] <Unspoken_Hero> and now its back for hell
#2844 [15:21] <Unspoken_Hero> from
#2845 [15:22] <Unspoken_Hero> so any suggestions
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#2848 [15:23] <mib_xn95l4> I need help!
#2849 [15:24] <Unspoken_Hero> my card is a a Radeon HD 5770
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#2851 [15:25] <Unspoken_Hero> hello?
#2852 [15:26] <krebbit> i was told i could get help here, is that true?
#2853 [15:26] <Wug> sometimes
#2854 [15:26] <Unspoken_Hero> well no one seems to be helping us at the moment
#2855 [15:26] <krebbit> dang
#2856 [15:26] <Wug> I'm really tired and going to go to bed
#2857 [15:26] <Unspoken_Hero> well wug can you tell me how to do a clean driver instal
#2858 [15:27] <Wug> you can just idle here and someone will eventually help
#2859 [15:27] <Wug> Kealper:
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#2861 [15:27] <Unspoken_Hero> :(
#2862 [15:27] <Wug> Morrolan:
#2863 [15:27] <Wug> GreyVulpine:
#2864 [15:27] <krebbit> hey hero
#2865 [15:28] <Unspoken_Hero> yes
#2866 [15:28] <Wug> Boreeas: lemon-rev TheNytangel
#2867 [15:28] <krebbit> have you ever got a error with pixal pop up?
#2868 [15:28] <Unspoken_Hero> pixel pop up?
#2869 [15:28] <TheNytangel> Wug got the demo ready?
#2870 [15:28] <Wug> TheNytangel: not now, i'll set it up later
#2871 [15:28] <krebbit> like befor the game starts
#2872 [15:28] <Wug> I need sleep bad
#2873 [15:28] <Wug> can you help these guys
#2874 [15:28] <Unspoken_Hero> no
#2875 [15:29] <krebbit> oh kk then
#2876 [15:29] <TheNytangel> lemon-rev, Boreeas..
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#2878 [15:29] <Wug> TheNytangel: I tried :P
#2879 [15:29] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#2880 [15:29] <Wug> if only xales were here
#2881 [15:29] <Unspoken_Hero> poor wug working heard
#2882 [15:29] <TheNytangel> If we ignore them they will go away..
#2883 [15:29] * TheNytangel whistles
#2883 [15:29] <Wug> he doesnt sleep, hed help
#2884 [15:29] <Unspoken_Hero> yes only if that person I don't know was here
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#2887 [15:30] <Unspoken_Hero> He doesn't sleep!
#2888 [15:30] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH :D
#2889 [15:30] <Wug> JohnEBH: help people
#2890 [15:30] <TheNytangel> Lol
#2891 [15:30] <JohnEBH> WTFFF
#2892 [15:30] <Wug> I need sleep really bad
#2893 [15:30] <Wug> I just got home from work and I'm fried
#2894 [15:30] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, and I need to finish watching my youtube video
#2895 [15:30] <krebbit> alright
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#2897 [15:30] <JohnEBH> Yeah I had no internet for an hour cause of a thunderstorm... Ty guys.
#2898 [15:30] <krebbit> i will try again later
#2899 [15:31] * Wug kills all processes and unmounts filesystem
#2899 [15:31] <mib_18ks8z> hey i need help on my mac
#2900 [15:31] * Wug is going down for routine maintanence NOW!
#2900 [15:31] <krebbit> -nukes every one-
#2901 [15:31] <JohnEBH> mib_18ks8z- Details
#2902 [15:31] <JohnEBH> Or leave =P
#2903 [15:31] <krebbit> lol
#2904 [15:31] <JohnEBH> Makes my life a lot easier
#2905 [15:31] <krebbit> john
#2906 [15:31] <JohnEBH> Hm?
#2907 [15:31] <krebbit> i get a reeoer with pixal pop up
#2908 [15:31] <Unspoken_Hero> so john are you the minecrafy guru here
#2909 [15:32] <krebbit> befor i start playing
#2910 [15:32] <JohnEBH> Sure?
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#2912 [15:32] <JohnEBH> Wait what
#2913 [15:32] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- Sure*
#2914 [15:32] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Um, here...
#2915 [15:32] <Unspoken_Hero> okay you help keb ill wait
#2916 [15:32] <JohnEBH> ??> krebbit win/dxdiag
#2917 [15:32] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2918 [15:32] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2919 [15:32] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- That'll take him a while
#2920 [15:32] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- What's up?
#2921 [15:32] <Unspoken_Hero> okay
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#2923 [15:33] <Unspoken_Hero> I get a gray screen that covers my entire comnputer monitore
#2924 [15:33] <JohnEBH> When you try to play minecraft?
#2925 [15:33] <Fenriswolf92> back again. modifying java didn't work
#2926 [15:33] <Unspoken_Hero> it's a display driver issue
#2927 [15:33] <Unspoken_Hero> yes
#2928 [15:33] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- And you want to update it?
#2929 [15:33] <Unspoken_Hero> well
#2930 [15:33] <Unspoken_Hero> yes
#2931 [15:33] <JohnEBH> ??> Unspoken_Hero win/dxdiag
#2932 [15:33] <VoxelHead> Unspoken_Hero: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2933 [15:33] <VoxelHead> Unspoken_Hero: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2934 [15:34] <Fenriswolf92> anyone further suggestions plz? after 20 hours of trying to fix it this sheet starts annoying me... x(
#2935 [15:34] <krebbit> okay here is what pops up
#2936 [15:34] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- I'd teamviewer you but I'm fixing my computers =P
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#2938 [15:34] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Follow the instructions -.-
#2939 [15:34] <krebbit> org.lwjgl.LWJGLExeption: Pikel formatnot accelerated
#2940 [15:35] <krebbit> i dont know what he means this my first time playing
#2941 [15:35] <JohnEBH> And I gave you instructions >.>"
#2942 [15:35] <Unspoken_Hero> rdxdiag failed to launch
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#2944 [15:35] <JohnEBH> ??> Unspoken_Hero win/nodxdiag
#2945 [15:35] <VoxelHead> Unspoken_Hero: (win/nodxdiag) In rare cases where dxdiag won't work, you can try using msinfo32 instead. Press the Win+R keys, and type "msinfo32.exe" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. Once it has finished loading, click "File -> Export" button, name it to info.txt (or any other file name) and save it to your desktop.
#2946 [15:35] <VoxelHead> Unspoken_Hero: (win/nodxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2948 [15:36] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Scroll up for instructions
#2949 [15:36] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Too busy to send them again
#2950 [15:36] <krebbit> i saw them
#2951 [15:36] <krebbit> win key?
#2952 [15:36] <JohnEBH> ??> krebbit win/key
#2953 [15:36] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#2954 [15:36] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD8_FrNeNRc
#2955 [15:36] <krebbit> oh kk
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#2957 [15:37] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- You guys get me to help people and send me a youtube video? How generous -.-
#2958 [15:37] <mib_u0859l> Why wont it let me buy the game?
#2959 [15:37] <JohnEBH> mib_u0859l- Are you using a debit card or gift card?
#2960 [15:37] <mib_u0859l> debit
#2961 [15:37] <JohnEBH> mib_u0859l- Try using paypal or moneybookers
#2962 [15:37] <JohnEBH> Or we.e it was
#2963 [15:38] <krebbit> alright its loading
#2964 [15:38] <mib_u0859l> And if paypal doesnt work then...?
#2965 [15:38] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_u0859l payment
#2966 [15:38] <VoxelHead> mib_u0859l: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#2967 [15:38] <VoxelHead> mib_u0859l: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#2968 [15:38] <JohnEBH> mib_u0859l- contact support on alternative payment options =P
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#2970 [15:38] <Unspoken_Hero> http://pastebin.com/BhkqVkC2
#2971 [15:39] <matt10> I accidently deleted my whole world, is there any way to get it back?
#2972 [15:39] <mib_u0859l> it tells me the transaction was complete and etc but then i dont get confirmation email and i've waited hours and account never went to premium, could this be a fluke?
#2973 [15:40] <krebbit> copy and paste all info correct?
#2974 [15:40] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Yeah
#2975 [15:40] <JohnEBH> matt10- Nope
#2976 [15:40] <krebbit> thanks
#2977 [15:40] <JohnEBH> mib_u0859l- How long ago was this?
#2978 [15:40] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- Hold up answering questions ^
#2979 [15:40] <mib_u0859l> two days ago
#2980 [15:40] <JohnEBH> Lol
#2981 [15:41] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_u0859l support
#2982 [15:41] <VoxelHead> mib_u0859l: (support) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2983 [15:41] <Unspoken_Hero> john what?
#2984 [15:41] <JohnEBH> mib_u0859l- It sometimes takes about 5 days to go through... It's rare though
#2985 [15:41] <Unspoken_Hero> voxel here is the paste bin link http://pastebin.com/BhkqVkC2
#2986 [15:42] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.43&lang=us&rev=&ostype=Windows%207%20-%2032-Bit%20Edition
#2987 [15:42] <matt10> So no one at the powers that be can restore it?? WEEKS of work, crying.
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#2989 [15:42] <mib_u0859l> lol i went to suppose to clicked the boxes that were related to my problem and at the end it just said thanks for making the support better. but thats cool i'll just forget about it
#2990 [15:42] <Fenriswolf92> plz help
#2991 [15:42] <Fenriswolf92> :(
#2992 [15:42] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- Download that, uninstall your drivers using that, restart your computer, reinstall drivers using that.
#2993 [15:42] <Boreeas> Wug, theNyntagel: What?
#2994 [15:42] <krebbit> alright i did
#2995 [15:42] <JohnEBH> matt10- And this is why you're responsible for backing up your worlds.
#2996 [15:42] <JohnEBH> Boreeas- Their away
#2997 [15:42] <JohnEBH> They're*
#2998 [15:42] <Boreeas> Hmm
#2999 [15:42] <Fenriswolf92> http://pastebin.com/NBbvTETN
#3000 [15:43] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- New computer, I swear that would help.
#3001 [15:43] <krebbit> http://pastebin.com/Kg7DdA5J (i was sent here)
#3002 [15:43] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- Or a new graphics card
#3003 [15:43] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Alright
#3004 [15:43] <Fenriswolf92> i already changed graphics card
#3005 [15:43] <Fenriswolf92> didn't help.
#3006 [15:43] <Fenriswolf92> just another error =/
#3007 [15:43] <JohnEBH> Not update, buy a physical one and install it.
#3008 [15:43] <JohnEBH> A graphics card nor driver.
#3009 [15:43] <JohnEBH> Not*
#3010 [15:44] <matt10> OK harsh lesson for a me but hopefully lesson learned. I'll check my flash drive. thanks.
#3011 [15:44] <JohnEBH> krebbit- Minecraft won't run on your computer. period. Want me to explain why?
#3012 [15:44] <tyteen4a03> softwares like Rec- rap
#3013 [15:44] <krebbit> yes please
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#3015 [15:45] <Unspoken_Hero> JohnEBH you sent me link for 32 bit I need 64 bit
#3016 [15:45] <JohnEBH> krebbit- 1. Processor is wayyyy outdated 2. 512mb RAM? 3. No graphics drivers.
#3017 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- Oh my bad
#3018 [15:45] <tyteen4a03> krebbit: your computer is too old to play minecraft
#3019 [15:45] <krebbit> alright then
#3020 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- Your report said this >.<" "OS Name Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium "
#3021 [15:45] <Unspoken_Hero> how old is it
#3022 [15:45] <krebbit> thanks so much
#3023 [15:45] <tyteen4a03> JohnEBH: have you tried win/nodxdiag before no graphics card?
#3024 [15:45] <krebbit> idk
#3025 [15:45] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- I assumed it was 32 bit for not having 64bit tag
#3026 [15:45] <krebbit> it was my grandpas
#3027 [15:46] <Unspoken_Hero> home premuim 64 bit
#3028 [15:46] <tyteen4a03> explains :P
#3029 [15:46] <Fenriswolf92> no. i substituted my nvidia by a radeon and it didn't work either. new computer? new gc? already spent 15 bucks and 20 hours of work and bug fixing in that game...
#3030 [15:46] <JohnEBH> tyteen4a03- I said no drivers =P
#3031 [15:46] <krebbit> lol
#3032 [15:46] <JohnEBH> Unspoken_Hero- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.43&lang=us&rev=&ostype=Windows%207%20-%2064-Bit%20Edition
#3033 [15:46] <Unspoken_Hero> no problem
#3034 [15:46] <krebbit> i will try on a diff cpu
#3035 [15:46] <krebbit> thanks guys
#3036 [15:46] <JohnEBH> Fenriswolf92- $15 for a graphics card?
#3037 [15:46] <Fenriswolf92> no xD
#3038 [15:46] <Fenriswolf92> for minecraft
#3039 [15:47] <JohnEBH> Oh, k lol
#3040 [15:47] <Fenriswolf92> i exploited another computer by that radeon gc (;
#3041 [15:47] <JohnEBH> Like I said I'd teamviewer you, but I'm busy atm. If you can comeback another time or someone else can... Yeah >.>"
#3042 [15:47] <tyteen4a03> lololol
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#3044 [15:47] <tyteen4a03> maybe I can help but
#3045 [15:47] <tyteen4a03> dunno
#3046 [15:48] <Fenriswolf92> every suggestion welcome but i rly tried so much i ain't got hope no more xD
#3047 [15:48] <Fenriswolf92> btw sry 4 bad english i'm german and pissed off.
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#3050 [15:53] <mib_gj2bau> Hello
#3051 [15:54] <Pontuzzz> Anyone here?
#3052 [15:55] <Pontuzzz> Hellllloooo???
#3053 [15:55] <tyteen4a03> hi
#3054 [15:55] <Pontuzzz> Can u help me?
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#3056 [15:56] <Pontuzzz> i cant login on the game
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#3058 [15:57] <tyteen4a03> what happens when you try to ?
#3059 [15:57] <Pontuzzz> i open the launcher and login but it says "Login Failed"/"Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#3060 [15:57] <JohnEBH> Of all days
#3061 [15:57] <JohnEBH> Today
#3062 [15:57] <Pontuzzz> i bought the game today
#3063 [15:57] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- Yeah, takes about a day for it tobe processed
#3064 [15:57] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- max would be 5
#3065 [15:57] <JohnEBH> ??> Pontuzzz payment
#3066 [15:57] <VoxelHead> Pontuzzz: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3067 [15:57] <VoxelHead> Pontuzzz: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#3068 [15:58] <Pontuzzz> i did it like 8 in the morning today
#3069 [15:58] <tyteen4a03> Pontuzzz: what is your username?
#3070 [15:58] <Pontuzzz> Pontuzzz
#3071 [15:58] <tyteen4a03> !paid Pontuzzz
#3072 [15:58] <Pontuzzz> yes
#3073 [15:59] <tyteen4a03> ??> Pontuzzz error/cantconnect
#3074 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Pontuzzz: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3075 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Pontuzzz: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3076 [15:59] <Pontuzzz> no
#3077 [15:59] <Pontuzzz> Login Failed
#3078 [15:59] <Pontuzzz> on the launcher
#3079 [15:59] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- Does it work @ minecraft.net
#3080 [15:59] <Pontuzzz> yes
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#3082 [16:00] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- Either somethings blocking java, or you're using java 7.
#3083 [16:00] <Pontuzzz> no java 6
#3084 [16:00] <Pontuzzz> am i uising
#3085 [16:00] <Pontuzzz> using
#3086 [16:01] <Pontuzzz> sometimes it says Cant connect to minecraft.net
#3087 [16:02] <Pontuzzz> anyone knows why?
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#3089 [16:04] <Pontuzzz> why is noone talking now???
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#3091 [16:06] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- We're busy >.<"
#3092 [16:06] <JohnEBH> Pontuzzz- Uhhh yeah wait it out for now, play @minecraft.net for now
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#3096 [16:08] <curmet> Why can't I play minecraft
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#3098 [16:09] <JohnEBH> curmet- Good question? What error do you get?
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#3100 [16:09] <JohnEBH> Or quit =P Less problems
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#3102 [16:13] <mr_evil> when I in the nether i tried to spawn a ml miner and my world crashed and now when I sign on it goes to a black screen with a red error message then skips to saving chunks almost instantly.
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#3106 [16:16] <mr_evil> hello?
#3107 [16:17] <TheNytangel> ??> mr_evil forceupdte
#3108 [16:17] <TheNytangel> ??> mr_evil forceupdate
#3109 [16:17] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3110 [16:17] <VoxelHead> mr_evil: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3111 [16:18] <mr_evil> thanks, will try
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#3114 [16:23] <YX33A> Hello.
#3115 [16:24] * mib_um8rff [mib_um8rff@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3116 [16:24] <YX33A> Anyone else having issues logging in to Minecraft?
#3117 [16:24] <mib_um8rff> Hi I need help on a server with this error java.lang.NullPointerException
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#3119 [16:26] <YX33A> Oh wait, fixed it by changing to the .exe instead of the .jar
#3120 [16:28] <mib_um8rff> can any one help me whit my problem
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#3122 [16:29] <YX33A> I don't know much about running servers.
#3123 [16:29] <Guacamole> Hey guys.
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#3125 [16:30] <YX33A> Hello Guacamole and fraunos.
#3126 [16:30] <Guacamole> does a java error about THREAD_7 mean anything to anyone?
#3127 [16:30] <Guacamole> "Unknown Source"
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#3129 [16:33] <YX33A> ...I really need to bookmark that page...
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#3131 [16:33] <fraunos> Ive got "Can't connect to Minecraft.net" error, can anyone help? Also ive got graphics problem - black screen, when i try to play through website.
#3132 [16:33] <Guacamole> same here.
#3133 [16:34] <Guacamole> been tryin for over 24 hours
#3134 [16:34] <fraunos> minecraft_server isnt even opening at all
#3135 [16:34] <YX33A> I was having that issue as well.
#3136 [16:35] <YX33A> I tried running the .exe and it logged in, but blackscreened.
#3137 [16:35] <YX33A> Gonna do a clean install and see if that fixes it.
#3138 [16:35] <Guacamole> when u say clean install
#3139 [16:35] <Guacamole> does that mean deleting the .minecraft folder from appdata, and relaunching minecraft.exe?
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#3142 [16:36] <YX33A> Pretty much, yeah. I just remove the mods folder and then force a update on the .jar, though.
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#3144 [16:36] <mib_fu9r5c> it keeps on saying minecraft falied to load
#3145 [16:36] <YX33A> Kind of a clean install lite.
#3146 [16:37] <Guacamole> ive done that about a thousand times noe and reinstalled MANY versions of java and video drivers
#3147 [16:37] <Guacamole> game still hasn't launched once sucessfully
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#3149 [16:37] <YX33A> Very odd.
#3150 [16:37] <mib_fu9r5c> hello
#3151 [16:37] <Guacamole> says "done loading"
#3152 [16:37] <YX33A> Are you running the .jar version or the .exe?
#3153 [16:37] <mib_fu9r5c> what
#3154 [16:37] <Guacamole> i have both set up neither work
#3155 [16:38] <YX33A> Now that's just weird, Guacamole.
#3156 [16:38] <Guacamole> when i run the jar version i get some runtime errors in a second java window
#3157 [16:38] <mib_fu9r5c> can some one help me
#3158 [16:38] <Guacamole> it freezes at "minecraft updating done loading"
#3159 [16:38] <Guacamole> and has some thread_7 exception
#3160 [16:38] <mib_fu9r5c> yx33a
#3161 [16:39] <mib_fu9r5c> can you help me
#3162 [16:39] <YX33A> I had found a page on the forums which had a command line which would give you a crash report for sure, and I'm trying to find it again.
#3163 [16:39] <YX33A> Maybe, mib_fu9r5c. I'm not a genius, but I try.
#3164 [16:39] <YX33A> FFFFFFFF-
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#3166 [16:41] <zucchini> can some one help me
#3167 [16:41] <YX33A> I'll try.
#3168 [16:42] <zucchini> it keeps on saying minecraft faliled to laod
#3169 [16:42] <zucchini> hello
#3170 [16:42] <YX33A> Ah. Seems to be a common issue today.
#3171 [16:43] <zucchini> what dose it mean
#3172 [16:43] <zucchini> hello
#3173 [16:43] <YX33A> Wait, no, I was thinking of "failed to connect to Minecraft.net" when trying to log in.
#3174 [16:43] <zucchini> are you still there
#3175 [16:44] <YX33A> I don't type super fast, but yes, still here.
#3176 [16:44] <fraunos> 9699
#3177 [16:44] <fraunos> Ive got "Can't connect to Minecraft.net" error, can anyone help? Also ive got graphics problem - black screen, when i try to play through website.
#3178 [16:44] <zucchini> ok
#3179 [16:44] <fraunos> wrong copy pasta :p
#3180 [16:44] <zucchini> so what dose it mean
#3181 [16:45] <YX33A> I have no clue, likely what it says on the tin. Where are you running it from?
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#3183 [16:46] <zucchini> google crome
#3184 [16:47] <YX33A> Hm. I have zero experience with Chrome, but if I had to guess, it's blocked the site from running a java thing.
#3185 [16:47] <zucchini> wait mim going to try this agian
#3186 [16:48] <YX33A> While I would never bother using IE except in dire circumstances, try running it through internet explorer.
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#3188 [16:48] <zucchini> ok
#3189 [16:48] <_Felix_> hi all
#3190 [16:48] <zucchini> one second
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#3192 [16:49] <_Felix_> I just had one update since launch my java and not minecraft.exe meht
#3193 [16:49] <_Felix_> * More
#3194 [16:50] <YX33A> Hello _Felix_
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#3196 [16:51] <zucchini> nope still not working
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#3198 [16:51] <_Felix_> hi look at my task manager there isn't a process of minecraft
#3199 [16:51] <adamh> I need help with this error java.lang.NullPointerException
#3200 [16:53] <obi_wan> Minecraft isnt working somethin about open gl mode
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#3202 [16:53] <zucchini> yx33a
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#3204 [16:53] <YX33A> Yes?
#3205 [16:53] <nawm> hello
#3206 [16:53] <zucchini> its not working
#3207 [16:53] <YX33A> Hello nawm.
#3208 [16:53] <adamh> can any body help me
#3209 [16:53] <YX33A> I have no clue, then.
#3210 [16:54] <nawm> im trying to install multiple mods and I am unsuccsesful.
#3211 [16:54] <zucchini> well thaks for trying
#3212 [16:54] <YX33A> Now that I can help with nawm.
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#3214 [16:54] <YX33A> What are you trying to install?
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#3216 [16:55] <charmander> HELLO I NEED HELP WITH MINECRAFT
#3217 [16:55] <charmander> ANYONE?
#3218 [16:55] <Eddie> You'll get more help if you stop typing in caps.
#3219 [16:55] <charmander> ok ok
#3220 [16:55] <YX33A> Allcaps doesn't help.
#3221 [16:56] <charmander> can anyone help me please
#3222 [16:56] * mib_r9hc6l [mib_r9hc6l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3223 [16:56] <nawm> TooManyItems, AudioMod, Modloader, ModloaderMP, BuildCraft(all4), MO'Creatures, GuiAPi0, RedPower(all4), Ruins Mod, TurretMod, Zanminimap, Steamcraft, More stackables, and MinecraftForge Client
#3224 [16:56] <charmander> i have a problem running the game on windows xp....could that be the problem?
#3225 [16:56] <charmander> i have the latest java
#3226 [16:56] <nawm> ive used TFC modloader, MyCraft, and of course the manual way, but there not working together
#3227 [16:57] <YX33A> Hm. Could just be a class file conflict.
#3228 [16:57] <_Felix_> i have the same problem with the new java
#3229 [16:57] <charmander> when i try to sign in i get an error: user not premium?
#3230 [16:57] <YX33A> A trick I figured out is to install all the mods in one folder first, and see if any files overwrite another.
#3231 [16:58] <nawm> and if it does?
#3232 [16:58] <YX33A> Though with Modloader and ModloaderMP I think a few do anyway.
#3233 [16:58] <YX33A> If any files overwrite, you have a class file conflict, and will likely have to pick one or the other.
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#3235 [16:59] <YX33A> ...Though I don't know off hand which files would overlap right away.
#3236 [16:59] <charmander> anyone with this error: user not premium
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#3238 [16:59] <mib_r9hc6l> Every time I play the game it just closes on me and then i have this file on my desktop called hs_err_pid1324
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#3240 [17:00] <YX33A> Possibly a conflict between More Stackables and MinecraftForge, but I don't know for sure.
#3241 [17:00] <nawm> well i did that little trick and right away the Build craft 4 cant combine allthought there by the same guy, and the 3 are dependent on the 1
#3242 [17:01] <mib_r9hc6l> Anyway I can fix it?
#3243 [17:01] <YX33A> Hm. Unless all four replace one same file, it's likely not a issue. But try without it for now.
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#3246 [17:03] <mib_ahzvwf> hs_err_pid2740
#3247 [17:03] <mib_ahzvwf> error
#3248 [17:03] <mib_r9hc6l> I have the same thing as you mib and idk how to fix it >.<
#3249 [17:04] <mib_r9hc6l> or w/e your name is
#3250 [17:04] <mib_ahzvwf> idk ?
#3251 [17:04] <mib_r9hc6l> idk means i dont know
#3252 [17:04] <mib_ahzvwf> ok
#3253 [17:05] <mib_ahzvwf> does you window turn black and crash after login ?
#3254 [17:05] <mib_ahzvwf> your¨
#3255 [17:05] <mib_r9hc6l> I get to play for about 10 seconds and then it just closes on me
#3256 [17:05] <mib_ahzvwf> ok the i think its abou the same
#3257 [17:06] <mib_ahzvwf> about
#3258 [17:06] <mib_r9hc6l> I checked to see if my java was ok and I have the latest one
#3259 [17:07] <mib_ahzvwf> me to
#3260 [17:07] <mib_ahzvwf> have you checked your drivers ?
#3261 [17:07] <mib_r9hc6l> they seem fine
#3262 [17:07] <mib_r9hc6l> all my other games work just fine
#3263 [17:07] <mib_ahzvwf> oko
#3264 [17:07] <mib_ahzvwf> same
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#3266 [17:08] <Prunes> hello
#3267 [17:09] <mib_r9hc6l> I don't think there is anyone on here at the moment to help us >.<
#3268 [17:09] <Prunes> that sucks
#3269 [17:09] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#3270 [17:09] <Prunes> what
#3271 [17:09] <TheNytangel> I guess I have to..
#3272 [17:09] <Prunes> yes you do
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#3275 [17:10] <zelda> im trying to play free minecraft but it wont let me cause there is an error
#3276 [17:10] <mib_r9hc6l> Do you know anything about the game closing after only playing for a few seconds and then having a file called hs_err_pid1324
#3277 [17:10] <Prunes> hmmmmmmmm
#3278 [17:10] <zelda> yes thats whats happening
#3279 [17:10] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_r9hc6l error/javacrash
#3280 [17:10] <VoxelHead> mib_r9hc6l: (error/javacrash) A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#3281 [17:10] <VoxelHead> mib_r9hc6l: (error/javacrash) This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
#3282 [17:11] <JohnEBH> My eyes bleed from the blue names and mib_ conversations.
#3283 [17:11] <Prunes> java wont download
#3284 [17:11] <TheNytangel> Good, JohnEBH is here to help you :D
#3285 [17:11] <JohnEBH> mibs, Change your names.
#3286 [17:11] <mib_r9hc6l> my java is not out of date though
#3287 [17:11] <JohnEBH> ??> Prunes getjava
#3288 [17:11] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3289 [17:11] <Prunes> ive tried
#3290 [17:11] <Prunes> it doesnt work
#3291 [17:11] <JohnEBH> Prunes- What error does it give you?
#3292 [17:11] <mib_r9hc6l> yeah i have done that already lol
#3293 [17:11] <mib_ahzvwf> ive got the latest version
#3294 [17:12] <mib_ahzvwf> pastebin ?
#3295 [17:12] <JohnEBH> mibs, that wasn't directed at you
#3296 [17:12] <JohnEBH> guys.
#3297 [17:12] <mib_ahzvwf> ?
#3298 [17:12] <JohnEBH> Now before i help you 2, change your names. /nick new name
#3299 [17:12] <mib_ahzvwf> /nick new name
#3300 [17:12] <TheNytangel> ?? irc/mibnick
#3301 [17:12] <VoxelHead> irc/mibnick: You have apparently been given a random name by the web-based client you are using. Please select an intelligible one by thinking of a name, and typing "/NICK YourNiftyNewName". Thank you.
#3302 [17:13] <mib_ahzvwf> /nick steek
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#3304 [17:13] <mib_ahzvwf> h
#3305 [17:13] <Prunes> well when i install it i go to minecraft and it tells me i dont have java
#3306 [17:13] <JohnEBH> " Please select an intelligible one by thinking of a name" but sure..
#3307 [17:13] <YuYu> there
#3308 [17:13] <Prunes> .
#3309 [17:13] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Well do you have java?
#3310 [17:13] <Prunes> .
#3311 [17:13] <Prunes> .
#3312 [17:13] <Prunes> .
#3313 [17:13] <Prunes> .
#3314 [17:13] <JohnEBH> !kick Prunes Spam
#3315 [17:13] * AuBot kicked Prunes from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Spam))
#3316 [17:13] <TheNytangel> ;kick Prunes
#3317 [17:13] <TheNytangel> Lol
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#3319 [17:14] <Prunes> sorry
#3320 [17:14] <TheNytangel> ....
#3321 [17:14] <JohnEBH> !kick Notch Really?
#3322 [17:14] <notch> dw'
#3323 [17:14] * AuBot kicked notch from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Really?))
#3324 [17:14] <Prunes> i was bored
#3325 [17:14] <YuYu> So yeah my java is the latest one.
#3326 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Prunes- This isn't the channel to relieve your boredoms.
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#3328 [17:14] * ChanServ kicked notch from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Impersonation)
#3329 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Try #minecraft and join the trolls.
#3330 [17:14] <Prunes> sorry
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#3332 [17:14] <JohnEBH> YuYu- What's your problem again?
#3333 [17:14] <quibbit> hello
#3334 [17:14] <JohnEBH> Hi
#3335 [17:14] <quibbit> i need help
#3336 [17:15] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Details
#3337 [17:15] <TheNytangel> quibbit, we noticed.
#3338 [17:15] <Prunes> no i dont have java
#3339 [17:15] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Derp
#3340 [17:15] <TheNytangel> ??> Prunes java/version
#3341 [17:15] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#3342 [17:15] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#3343 [17:15] <quibbit> when i start the game it keeps saying logging in
#3344 [17:15] <YuYu> I get to log in and play for about hmm 10 seconds or so and then the game just closes on me and then I have a file on my desktop called
#3345 [17:15] <YuYu> hs_err_pid1324
#3346 [17:15] <TheNytangel> ??> YuYu error/javacrash
#3347 [17:15] <VoxelHead> YuYu: (error/javacrash) A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment
#3348 [17:15] <VoxelHead> YuYu: (error/javacrash) This error happens when something causes java to become unstable. The usual culprit is lwjgl (and therefore video drivers), however, it can be caused by a broken JVM. Reinstall your video card drivers, and if that fails, run javara and then reinstall java.
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#3350 [17:16] <JohnEBH> YuYu- Copy the contents of that txt file and paste to pastebin for us.
#3351 [17:16] <JohnEBH> ??> YuYu pastebin
#3352 [17:16] <VoxelHead> YuYu: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3353 [17:16] <JohnEBH> TheNytangel- You're no help -.-
#3354 [17:16] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, I already know it's a java crash >.>
#3355 [17:16] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, just watch. It WILL be that.
#3356 [17:16] <YuYu> ill put it on pastebin hold on
#3357 [17:16] <TheNytangel> Cross my heart and hope to die
#3358 [17:16] <quibbit> what about me?
#3359 [17:17] <TheNytangel> quibbit, you never asked any questions. Therefore, no help
#3360 [17:17] <Prunes> not working
#3361 [17:17] <quibbit> i asked
#3362 [17:17] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Try loging in @ minecraft.net
#3363 [17:17] <JohnEBH> Was on the phone just now..
#3364 [17:17] <TheNytangel> quibbit, you mean saying that it said "logging in?" That isn't a question..
#3365 [17:17] <quibbit> what should i do if my luncher keeps saying loggin in?
#3366 [17:17] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Try loging in @ minecraft.net (Repeated)
#3367 [17:17] <TheNytangel> quibbit, wait for it to login >.>
#3368 [17:17] <YuYu> here: http://pastebin.com/szxyCCpt
#3369 [17:18] <quibbit> lol i waited 2 hours...
#3370 [17:18] <TheNytangel> JohnEBH, IN YOUR FACE
#3371 [17:18] <TheNytangel> I SO TOLD YOU SO
#3372 [17:18] <JohnEBH> I never said it wasn't -.-"
#3373 [17:18] <TheNytangel> Now JohnEBH, do ??> YuYu error/javacrash
#3374 [17:18] <JohnEBH> Geez
#3375 [17:18] <JohnEBH> No
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#3377 [17:18] <JohnEBH> ??> YuYu win/dxdiag
#3378 [17:18] <VoxelHead> YuYu: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3379 [17:18] <VoxelHead> YuYu: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3380 [17:18] <quibbit> can u help me or not?
#3381 [17:18] <TheNytangel> .......
#3382 [17:18] <JohnEBH> # The crash happened outside the Java Virtual Machine in native code.
#3383 [17:18] <JohnEBH> # See problematic frame for where to report the bug.
#3384 [17:19] <JohnEBH> Derp
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#3386 [17:19] <JohnEBH> Nvidia Drivers should fix it.
#3387 [17:19] <JohnEBH> C [ntdll.dll+0x627af]
#3388 [17:20] <quibbit> and what should i do if it sais could not contact minecraft.net?
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#3390 [17:20] <curmet> hello
#3391 [17:20] <Prunes> what happened to helping me
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#3393 [17:20] <curmet> ?
#3394 [17:20] <quibbit> yo
#3395 [17:21] <charmander> i was in my house that i had been diging out and it was realy good and i had alot of good stuff but then out of no where it all just disupes and all my stuuf is gone
#3396 [17:21] <quibbit> so what...
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#3398 [17:21] <quibbit> dude i cant lunch the game... :P
#3399 [17:21] <YuYu> ok here you go: http://pastebin.com/ZRBztD10
#3400 [17:22] <JohnEBH> YuYu- Hold on
#3401 [17:22] <quibbit> anyone can help meh?
#3402 [17:22] <Prunes> no they cant
#3403 [17:22] <JohnEBH> YuYu- http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#3404 [17:22] <quibbit> why?
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#3406 [17:22] <curmet> minecraft wont let me break blocks when i try it brings me to the game menu (I bought it like 5 hours ago)
#3407 [17:22] <quibbit> are they from Mojang?
#3408 [17:22] <JohnEBH> quibbit- I've already told you, try playing via minecraft.net
#3409 [17:22] <JohnEBH> quibbit- No we're not
#3410 [17:23] <JohnEBH> curmet- Yeah and you left when we provided a possible solution
#3411 [17:23] <quibbit> its saying java error
#3412 [17:23] <curmet> ?
#3413 [17:23] <curmet> what is it ?
#3414 [17:23] <YuYu> *downloads then waits to see if it works* lol
#3415 [17:24] <charmander> can eny one help me my house and all my stuff just went poof
#3416 [17:24] <Prunes> why do i suck at 8 ball pool
#3417 [17:24] <quibbit> they cant
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#3419 [17:25] <charmander> well my houes and all my stuff is gone
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#3421 [17:25] <quibbit> hmm
#3422 [17:25] <curmet> lol
#3423 [17:25] <quibbit> thats bad but i cant lunch the game
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#3425 [17:26] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Can you copy the error and paste it pastebin?
#3426 [17:26] <JohnEBH> ??> quibbit pastebin
#3427 [17:26] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#3428 [17:27] <curmet> .
#3429 [17:27] <YX33A> Kinda off topic, but turns out we have butter tart muffins. Very tasty.
#3430 [17:27] <curmet> ..
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#3432 [17:27] <curmet> ...
#3433 [17:27] <JohnEBH> YX33A- Care to share?
#3434 [17:27] <quibbit> http://pastebin.com/fk4CJ5tY
#3435 [17:27] <curmet> ....
#3436 [17:27] <JohnEBH> curmet- Quit it.
#3437 [17:28] <curmet> okaii
#3438 [17:28] <mib_rsx0d3> I'm trying to play on a minecraft server that I have played on before, but now it sais "Failed to connect to the server. Connection refused. Connect
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#3440 [17:28] <YX33A> I would if the internet item transferance prototcall work during storms.
#3441 [17:28] <JohnEBH> mib_rsx0d3- Ip of the server?
#3442 [17:28] <Prunes> any 8 ball pool tips
#3443 [17:28] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Have you tried reinstalling java?
#3444 [17:28] <mib_rsx0d3> pvp.legendarycraft.com
#3445 [17:29] <quibbit> yep
#3446 [17:29] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Not the place for that
#3447 [17:29] <mib_rsx0d3> yes
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#3449 [17:29] <JohnEBH> Prunes- try #lobby
#3450 [17:29] <Prunes> sorry
#3451 [17:29] <JohnEBH> !check pvp.legendarycraft.com
#3452 [17:29] <JohnEBH> mib_rsx0d3- Server seems to be down
#3453 [17:29] <JohnEBH> mib_rsx0d3- And reinstalltion of java was not directed at you
#3454 [17:29] <bletch> hi i cant break blocks it send me to the game menu
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#3456 [17:29] <curmet> me to !
#3457 [17:30] <mib_rsx0d3> k, thanks!
#3458 [17:30] <YX33A> Anyway, I solved my issue, so I'm going to try and ruin my install by running a ton of mods again. Who knows? Might even succeed at getting these mods working!
#3459 [17:30] <bletch> really .....
#3460 [17:30] <JohnEBH> ??> curmet win/dxdiag
#3461 [17:30] <Prunes> why are all my pigs on fire when i play minecraft
#3462 [17:30] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3463 [17:30] <VoxelHead> curmet: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3464 [17:30] <JohnEBH> bletch- Do the same ^
#3465 [17:30] <JohnEBH> Prunes- No idea
#3466 [17:31] <curmet> thanx
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#3468 [17:31] <Prunes> its alright it funny
#3469 [17:31] <mib_oepl7y> hello
#3470 [17:31] <quibbit> do you know what solves my error??
#3471 [17:31] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Free cooked pork chops =P
#3472 [17:31] <Prunes> eyeah
#3473 [17:31] <JohnEBH> ??> quibbit win/javara
#3474 [17:31] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3475 [17:31] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3476 [17:31] <bletch> kk
#3477 [17:31] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Uninstall java using that
#3478 [17:32] <quibbit> kk
#3479 [17:32] <JohnEBH> quibbit- The install the latest java version.
#3480 [17:32] <JohnEBH> ??> quibbit getjava
#3481 [17:32] <VoxelHead> quibbit: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3482 [17:32] <Prunes> help me install java
#3483 [17:33] <Prunes> wug
#3484 [17:33] <curmet> is something supposed to pop up when i do win+r
#3485 [17:33] <quibbit> failed to remove from mozilla
#3486 [17:33] <quibbit> ill try chrome
#3487 [17:33] <quibbit> wait
#3488 [17:33] <JohnEBH> curmet- Yes, the "Run" window.
#3489 [17:33] <JohnEBH> quibbit- It's alright
#3490 [17:33] <YuYu> :/ dang long Intalling
#3491 [17:33] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Just reinstall.
#3492 [17:33] <Prunes> quibbit
#3493 [17:34] <curmet> nothing poped up
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#3495 [17:34] <Prunes> prunes
#3496 [17:34] <JohnEBH> curmet- Really? What operating system?
#3497 [17:34] <mib_j475c1> some help me?
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#3499 [17:34] <curmet> linux ubuntu
#3500 [17:34] <JohnEBH> mib_j475c1- Depends
#3501 [17:34] <JohnEBH> curmet- Lol That's why..
#3502 [17:35] <JohnEBH> ??> curmet linux/reinst
#3503 [17:35] <curmet> oh
#3504 [17:35] <VoxelHead> curmet: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3505 [17:35] <VoxelHead> curmet: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#3506 [17:35] <mib_j475c1> um well when i go to play on browser the game screen loads the java symbol than goes goes and doesnt load the game?
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#3508 [17:35] <JohnEBH> mib_j475c1- Have you tried using the launcher? And any error codes?
#3509 [17:36] <mib_j475c1> um i'v got the launcher
#3510 [17:36] <curmet> nothing happens
#3511 [17:36] <mib_j475c1> nop
#3512 [17:37] <bletch> Thanks you guys !
#3513 [17:37] <JohnEBH> bletch- What? o.o
#3514 [17:37] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_j475c1 win/reinst/bat
#3515 [17:37] <VoxelHead> mib_j475c1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3516 [17:37] <VoxelHead> mib_j475c1: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3517 [17:37] <bletch> you guys helped me
#3518 [17:37] <JohnEBH> curmet- Do you have a windows machine handy? I'm not familiar with linux
#3519 [17:38] <JohnEBH> bletch- You mean to say it's working? o.O"
#3520 [17:38] <mib_j475c1> thank you
#3521 [17:38] <curmet> sadly no
#3522 [17:38] <quibbit> brb
#3523 [17:38] <bletch> yeah i have windows
#3524 [17:38] <quibbit> installing java
#3525 [17:38] <JohnEBH> curmet- You can stick around or check back in like a couple hours to see if anyone familiar with linux is available.
#3526 [17:39] <JohnEBH> bletch- You mean to say it's working? o.O" (I think you misread so I'm resending this message)
#3527 [17:39] <curmet> ugh not again ok thanks for trying
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#3529 [17:39] <JohnEBH> curmet- Yeah, sry!
#3530 [17:39] <bletch> lol yup
#3531 [17:39] <JohnEBH> bletch- Oh ok.
#3532 [17:39] <bletch> bye
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#3535 [17:40] <curmet> by the way who are you guys ?
#3536 [17:40] <JohnEBH> Volunteers
#3537 [17:40] <JohnEBH> Except for mollstam.
#3538 [17:40] <curmet> koool
#3539 [17:40] <curmet> lol
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#3541 [17:41] <JohnEBH> He's with Mojang, but don't bug him >.>
#3542 [17:41] <curmet> kk
#3543 [17:41] <quibbit> who?
#3544 [17:41] <JohnEBH> Who what when where why?
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#3546 [17:41] <quibbit> :D
#3547 [17:41] <quibbit> i have reinstalled
#3548 [17:41] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Alright, can you try the launcher again?
#3549 [17:42] <quibbit> waauuu
#3550 [17:42] <quibbit> works with page now
#3551 [17:42] <quibbit> but luncher
#3552 [17:42] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Ok, so we're getting somewhere?
#3553 [17:42] <quibbit> as well :DDDD
#3554 [17:43] <quibbit> whank you soooo much :)
#3555 [17:43] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Alright good to hear
#3556 [17:43] <JohnEBH> quibbit- Enjoy!
#3557 [17:43] <quibbit> you are the best :)
#3558 [17:43] <JohnEBH> Np!
#3559 [17:43] <curmet> lucky -_-
#3560 [17:43] <quibbit> you should get paid from notch :D
#3561 [17:43] <frogonia> Hello, guys ! Could you please help me a little bit? Computer crashed and after logging in again i realized that there's no saved world in my acc (i have played for couple days and saved the world every time) Any suggestions?
#3562 [17:43] <quibbit> thanx bb
#3563 [17:43] <quibbit> :)
#3564 [17:43] <JohnEBH> lol
#3565 [17:43] <JohnEBH> We wish
#3566 [17:43] <JohnEBH> frogonia- You mean your minecraft works but your minecraft save disappeared?
#3567 [17:44] <frogonia> yap
#3568 [17:44] <JohnEBH> frogonia- Can you confirm your save still exists in the .minecraft folder?
#3569 [17:44] <frogonia> yes, it's there
#3570 [17:44] <JohnEBH> ??> frogonia nullsave
#3571 [17:44] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#3572 [17:44] <VoxelHead> frogonia: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#3573 [17:44] <JohnEBH> frogonia- So basically download and install mcedit ^
#3574 [17:45] <frogonia> ok, will try, thanks
#3575 [17:45] <JohnEBH> frogonia- Use it to open your world and save it again. Should work.
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#3577 [17:48] <mr_pants> I need some help
#3578 [17:48] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Details?
#3579 [17:49] <mortisha> hoping someone can help my. Just bought mincraft and getting EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION error. I have updated all laptop drivers
#3580 [17:49] <Prunes> how do i get a "missing plug-in"
#3581 [17:50] <Prunes> pluged in
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#3583 [17:51] <mr_pants> Well I bought the game today, and when i try to run it in browser it just loads and my PC just says windows explorer can't display it because of a failure in the website. What do i do?
#3584 [17:51] <JohnEBH> mortisha- Uninstall java using JavaRA
#3585 [17:51] <JohnEBH> ??> mortisha win/javaRA
#3586 [17:51] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3587 [17:51] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3588 [17:51] <JohnEBH> mortisha- Then reinstall java using this link
#3589 [17:51] <JohnEBH> ??> mortisha getjava
#3590 [17:51] <VoxelHead> mortisha: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3591 [17:51] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Install java
#3592 [17:51] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- You can try using the launcher, here.
#3593 [17:51] <JohnEBH> !client
#3594 [17:52] <mortisha> thanks i will give it a try
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#3596 [17:52] <jdog2479> i need help
#3597 [17:52] <jdog2479> can someone help me or no?
#3598 [17:52] <mr_pants> How do i launch it here
#3599 [17:52] <Prunes> i installed java wat now
#3600 [17:53] <jdog2479> my mc screen says java than its say updating than it doesnt do anything else afterwards
#3601 [17:54] <JohnEBH> ??> jdog2479 win/reinst/bat
#3602 [17:54] <VoxelHead> jdog2479: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3603 [17:54] <VoxelHead> jdog2479: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3604 [17:54] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Download the client for your OS and double click it?
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#3606 [17:55] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Play minecraft.
#3607 [17:55] <mr_pants> What's a OS?
#3608 [17:55] <mr_pants> Sorry not very tech.
#3609 [17:55] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Windows/OSx(Mac)/Linux
#3610 [17:56] <mr_pants> Windows
#3611 [17:56] <Apple1313pmn7> I need help with loading minecraft.net on my computer is just shows a white page...ATM I'm on my it
#3612 [17:56] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- http://minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
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#3614 [17:56] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Download and launch this.
#3615 [17:56] <mr_pants> ok
#3616 [17:56] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Make sure if you're using IE you save the file, not run
#3617 [17:56] <Apple1313pmn7> I need help loafing minecraft.net on comP
#3618 [17:56] <joebillybob> Hey guys, I'm having some issues, anyone free to help?
#3619 [17:56] <mr_pants> ok
#3620 [17:56] <Apple1313pmn7> Help help
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#3622 [17:56] <JohnEBH> Apple1313pmn7- Mac or Windows?
#3623 [17:57] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- I'll try my best
#3624 [17:57] <curmet> do you guys even play minecraft ?
#3625 [17:57] <JohnEBH> curmet- Yes
#3626 [17:57] <JohnEBH> curmet- When we have the time
#3627 [17:57] <JohnEBH> Lol
#3628 [17:57] <curmet> lol
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#3630 [17:57] <joebillybob> Okay, so I'm trying to play single player Minecraft Classic, it's popping up a bunch of Java windows and not displaying any video once I get them all confirmed
#3631 [17:57] <joebillybob> Audio and whatnot works fine, just no video
#3632 [17:57] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Try reinstalling java?
#3633 [17:58] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Actually forget that
#3634 [17:58] <mr_pants> Hey i don't want to download it i want to play in browser.
#3635 [17:58] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- You may want to update your video drivers
#3636 [17:58] <JohnEBH> ??> joebillybob win/dxdiag
#3637 [17:58] <VoxelHead> joebillybob: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3638 [17:58] <joebillybob> Unfortunately I can't, I'm using OS X
#3639 [17:58] <VoxelHead> joebillybob: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3640 [17:58] <Prunes> still says i missing plug in
#3641 [17:58] <Prunes> still
#3642 [17:58] <Prunes> stiiiill
#3643 [17:58] <JohnEBH> mr_pants- Well if the website isn't working for you, do you really have a choice?
#3644 [17:58] <Prunes> stilllll
#3645 [17:58] <Prunes> ssssttttttttiill
#3646 [17:58] <mr_pants> ok Lol
#3647 [17:58] <JohnEBH> Prunes- That's because your java installation is derp
#3648 [17:59] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Reinstall it.
#3649 [17:59] <Prunes> how
#3650 [17:59] <JohnEBH> Prunes- And use javara to uninstall it.
#3651 [17:59] <JohnEBH> ??> Prunes win/javara
#3652 [17:59] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3653 [17:59] <joebillybob> So what other options do I have?
#3654 [17:59] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3655 [17:59] <JohnEBH> Prunes- The reinstall it using this link.
#3656 [17:59] <JohnEBH> ??> Prunes getjava
#3657 [17:59] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3658 [18:00] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Sorry, first classic now OSx =P I don't have experience with any of those 2
#3659 [18:00] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Are you on lion?
#3660 [18:00] <joebillybob> Yep
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#3662 [18:00] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- And you installed java manually?
#3663 [18:00] <joebillybob> Nope, how do I do that?
#3664 [18:00] <JohnEBH> ??< index
#3665 [18:01] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Hold up while I figure that out =P
#3666 [18:01] <joebillybob> alrighty
#3667 [18:01] <Prunes> how i use http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3668 [18:01] <Prunes> i presssed on it
#3669 [18:01] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Have you downloaded the zip file?
#3670 [18:01] <Prunes> no
#3671 [18:01] <Prunes> wat zip
#3672 [18:01] <JohnEBH> Prunes- http://www.thewebatom.net/content/scripts/cc/click.php?id=24
#3673 [18:01] <Jackson413> !isdown
#3674 [18:01] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3675 [18:02] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- Lol
#3676 [18:02] <JohnEBH> ??< java/lioninstall
#3677 [18:02] <Prunes> got zip now wat
#3678 [18:02] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Extract to a location you can find it in and launch JavaRA.
#3679 [18:03] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Remove older versions of java then reinstall java
#3680 [18:03] <JohnEBH> ??> Prunes getjava
#3681 [18:03] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3682 [18:03] <JohnEBH> ??< mac/lionjava
#3683 [18:03] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Sorry, I can't seem to remember the link for lion java install...
#3684 [18:03] <JohnEBH> And I can't remember the command for it...
#3685 [18:03] <JohnEBH> And the index won't loud T.T
#3686 [18:04] <Prunes> i opened it but i dont see java
#3687 [18:04] <JohnEBH> JohnEBH- Could it be this? http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#3688 [18:04] <JohnEBH> Prunes- The zip contains files for javaRA
#3689 [18:04] <JohnEBH> Prunes- that link I sent is the website to download the java installer
#3690 [18:04] <Prunes> k i see that
#3691 [18:04] <Prunes> now wat
#3692 [18:04] <joebillybob> oh man. Okay, I'm currently on 10.7.0, there's an update for 10.7.1. would that maybe help?
#3693 [18:05] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Possibly, try it =P
#3694 [18:05] <joebillybob> alrighty, I shall return if it doesn't work
#3695 [18:05] <JohnEBH> Prunes- have you uninstalled java using javara yet?
#3696 [18:05] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- I may not be around ^.^"
#3697 [18:06] <Prunes> how
#3698 [18:06] <Prunes> do i click javara
#3699 [18:06] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Yes
#3700 [18:07] <Prunes> now wat
#3701 [18:07] <JohnEBH> Remove older version of java
#3702 [18:07] <JohnEBH> Done?
#3703 [18:08] <Prunes> do backspace the whole thing
#3704 [18:08] <JohnEBH> No just close it
#3705 [18:08] <JohnEBH> Now install java again
#3706 [18:08] <JohnEBH> ??> Prunes getjava
#3707 [18:08] <VoxelHead> Prunes: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#3710 [18:10] <Prunes> now what i got java again
#3711 [18:11] <JohnEBH> Prunes- You mean you installed?
#3712 [18:11] <max> i dk how to join servers on minecraft
#3713 [18:11] <yumyuminyourtum> hi do you guys have any linux people yet ?
#3714 [18:11] <Prunes> java yes
#3715 [18:11] <JohnEBH> yumyuminyourtum- I wish
#3716 [18:11] <JohnEBH> Prunes- try minecraft again
#3717 [18:11] <yumyuminyourtum> :(
#3718 [18:12] <Neptune> any clue why i get access violations for 256x packs?
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#3721 [18:13] <mib_fdhneg> we just bought minecraft, can't log on to mulitiplayer... HELP
#3722 [18:13] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- Can't log into multiplayer or minecraft?
#3723 [18:13] <JohnEBH> Neptune- Nope.
#3724 [18:13] <mib_fdhneg> MULTIPLAER
#3725 [18:13] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- Well is the server up?
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#3727 [18:14] <mib_fdhneg> how do we know? i am not computer person, trying to help my son
#3728 [18:14] <mib_awzddg> when i click on in game browser on minecraft the screen goes white and does nothing please help
#3729 [18:14] <ionstorm66> hey my buddy cant connect to the server
#3730 [18:14] <ionstorm66> he gets dissconect with an overflow error
#3731 [18:14] <mib_fdhneg> ours always says connection failed
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#3733 [18:14] <JohnEBH> mib_awzddg- Well sir, you're misleading me, that is "can't login" No multiplayer.
#3734 [18:14] <Minecraft_That> hello
#3735 [18:14] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- In any case.
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#3737 [18:15] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_fdhneg error/cantconnect
#3738 [18:15] <VoxelHead> mib_fdhneg: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#3739 [18:15] <VoxelHead> mib_fdhneg: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3740 [18:15] <Minecraft_That> I need some help with a minecraft problem
#3741 [18:15] <joebillybob> No luck
#3742 [18:15] <mib_fdhneg> we cannot connect to multiplayer
#3743 [18:15] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- You may have to update video drivers
#3744 [18:15] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- Sir, are you using minecraft.net or the launcher?
#3745 [18:15] <mib_fdhneg> minecraft.net
#3746 [18:15] <JohnEBH> mib_awzddg- You may have to update video drivers*
#3747 [18:16] <Prunes> still dont work
#3748 [18:16] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- The IP of the server you're joining?
#3749 [18:16] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Error message?
#3750 [18:16] <mib_awzddg> i already did johnEBh
#3751 [18:16] <yumyuminyourtum> any linux people now ?
#3752 [18:16] <mib_fdhneg> 5.230.75.32
#3753 [18:16] <ionstorm66> here is my error log on the server
#3754 [18:16] <ionstorm66> http://pastebin.com/PM7YTBKq
#3755 [18:16] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- Yeah?
#3756 [18:16] <Prunes> missig plugin
#3757 [18:16] <joebillybob> I didn't have any luck updating to 10.7.1. Would it help if I were to just download Minecraft, and if so where can I do that?
#3758 [18:16] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- We don't support Hamachi IP's
#3759 [18:16] <JohnEBH> !client
#3760 [18:16] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- ^
#3761 [18:16] <Jackson413> !isdown
#3762 [18:16] <mib_fdhneg> notworking... can we get a refund?
#3763 [18:16] <GreyBot> Jackson413: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3764 [18:16] <Jackson413> ffs
#3765 [18:17] <Jackson413> why would anyone use hamachi anyway?
#3766 [18:17] <Minecraft_That> Hey, I need some help with multiplayer chat: Since yesyerday whenever I type after I press enter my chat dosn't come up - Help???
#3767 [18:17] <mib_fdhneg> can you give us an IP that wouldwork?
#3768 [18:17] <JohnEBH> Prunes- You're obviously doing something wrong with your java installation...
#3769 [18:17] <joebillybob> Alrighty, lemme give that a try
#3770 [18:17] <mib_fdhneg> his friend has it... they wanted to play to gether
#3771 [18:17] <Prunes> im using ubuntu
#3772 [18:17] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- smp.shadow-craft.net
#3773 [18:17] <mib_awzddg> hello
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#3775 [18:17] <JohnEBH> Prunes- THEN THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
#3776 [18:17] <mib_fdhneg> he can't get on ANY server
#3777 [18:17] <JohnEBH> Prunes- You should be using the java installer for ubuntu, which I cannot assist you with
#3778 [18:18] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- smp.shadow-craft.net
#3779 [18:18] <Prunes> ubuntu sucks?
#3780 [18:18] <Minecraft_That> Can anyone help me??
#3781 [18:18] <JohnEBH> Prunes- No, it's for advanced users, someone not like you.
#3782 [18:18] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- Wait please >.<
#3783 [18:18] <curmet> lol
#3784 [18:18] <Prunes> wat linux do i do
#3785 [18:18] <Minecraft_That> Ok.
#3786 [18:19] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- Are you sure your chat key is assigned to the key you were pressing?
#3787 [18:19] <JohnEBH> Prunes- None if you can't even operate ubuntu
#3788 [18:19] <JohnEBH> Prunes- Go back to windows or forget about it.
#3789 [18:19] <Neptune> JohnEBH: i think he means he sends it but ti doesn't appear?
#3790 [18:19] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- Btw Mojang doesn't do refunds.
#3791 [18:19] <Minecraft_That> Yes, I press T and it comes up. When I type somthing after I press enter the chat dosn't come up. Everything else is normal
#3792 [18:19] <JohnEBH> Neptune- lol then I read it wrong.
#3793 [18:19] <mib_fdhneg> so, then how can i get on a server for him to do multiplayer?
#3794 [18:19] <joebillybob> Okay, it's telling me I'm not premium (which is correct). Do I need to pay for Minecraft to use the client?
#3795 [18:19] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- Are other people able to send messages?
#3796 [18:20] <Minecraft_That> Yes
#3797 [18:20] <ionstorm66> Minecraft_That: is there any server plugins?
#3798 [18:20] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- I sent you a server Ip to try about 2 times now
#3799 [18:20] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- Are you paying attention?
#3800 [18:20] <mib_fdhneg> i missed it... or didn't recognise
#3801 [18:20] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- If you mine a block on that server does it reappear?
#3802 [18:20] <Minecraft_That> Yes
#3803 [18:20] <JohnEBH> mib_fdhneg- smp.shadow-craft.net
#3804 [18:20] <Minecraft_That> It disapears
#3805 [18:20] <joebillybob> Okay, it's telling me I'm not premium (which is correct). Do I need to pay for Minecraft to use the client?
#3806 [18:21] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- disappears or reappears... I asked reappear =P
#3807 [18:21] <Neptune> joebillybob: you have to buy it, ya
#3808 [18:21] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Er yeah. XD
#3809 [18:21] <Neptune> except for classic
#3810 [18:21] <Minecraft_That> :P Sorry, It disappers
#3811 [18:21] <Neptune> but i dunnoif classic still is around
#3812 [18:21] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Wait you're trying to use classic..
#3813 [18:21] <mib_awzddg> ok so i log in and click in game browser and nothing loads it just stays white and it will not let me download the game for some reason
#3814 [18:21] <joebillybob> Yes
#3815 [18:21] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Launcher won't help >.<"
#3816 [18:22] <joebillybob> Okay. So what other options do I have?
#3817 [18:22] <JohnEBH> Minecraft_That- Odd, I wouldn't know the answer to that.
#3818 [18:22] <Neptune> anyone happen to know they key identifiers fro the hotbar keys in options.txt?
#3819 [18:22] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Reinstall classic...? I wouldn't know how. Maybe a google search.
#3820 [18:22] <Minecraft_That> Oh. Ok :( I've tryed everything.
#3821 [18:22] <Jackson413> what is hamachi
#3822 [18:22] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- Google.
#3823 [18:22] <Jackson413> what does it do
#3824 [18:22] <Jackson413> yeah
#3825 [18:22] <Jackson413> i am
#3826 [18:22] <JohnEBH> VPN.
#3827 [18:23] <joebillybob> Wait, there's an exclusively classic version of the client?
#3828 [18:23] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Nope
#3829 [18:23] <joebillybob> ...so what am I reinstalling?
#3830 [18:23] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- But like minecraft beta, it's bound to install localfiles.
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#3832 [18:23] <Jackson413> its just the fact that it sounds like hamachi is a piece of crap
#3833 [18:23] <Jackson413> why would anyone use it
#3834 [18:23] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- Both the online version of beta and the launcher use the same installation method. They're just different ways of playing.
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#3836 [18:23] <mib_awzddg> ok so i log in and click in game browser and nothing loads it just stays white and it will not let me download the game for some reason
#3837 [18:24] <JohnEBH> Jackson413- lol, And why host a server on it.
#3838 [18:24] <yumyuminyourtum> what do think you have to do to upgrade to a regular player from a noob in minecraft
#3839 [18:24] <JohnEBH> yumyuminyourtum- Learn how to craft.
#3840 [18:24] <joebillybob> Oh, alright. Any idea of where to find those local files?
#3841 [18:24] <mib_ai0ec9> hey im downloading minecraft beta and it says that i havent bought it.
#3842 [18:24] <JohnEBH> joebillybob- A google search is suggested >.<"
#3843 [18:24] <yumyuminyourtum> kk thats my goal as soon as i fix my prob
#3844 [18:24] <JohnEBH> mib_ai0ec9- user name?
#3845 [18:24] <mib_ai0ec9> ya
#3846 [18:25] <JohnEBH> mib_ai0ec9- I asked for you user name. If you mist understood ^.^"
#3847 [18:25] <mib_ai0ec9> ?
#3848 [18:25] <mib_awzddg> can anyone please help me
#3849 [18:25] <yumyuminyourtum> whats your problem ?
#3850 [18:26] <mib_awzddg> ok so i log in and click in game browser and nothing loads it just stays white and it will not let me download the game for some reason
#3851 [18:26] <yumyuminyourtum> ok so here what you do ,
#3852 [18:26] * JohnEBH has to do something more important than helping people... brb in a couple of hours.
#3852 [18:26] <mib_ai0ec9> i bought the minecraft beta and it says i havent bought it yet on my other comp and im useing the same profile
#3853 [18:26] <joebillybob> Okay, I just realized there's an option Java download for Lion that you have to get from Apple support, not from Java... which is honestly the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but imma try that
#3854 [18:27] <joebillybob> in case anyone else here is having similar problems
#3855 [18:27] <yumyuminyourtum> wait for a non noob to help you
#3856 [18:27] <yumyuminyourtum> hehehe
#3857 [18:28] <yumyuminyourtum> hey [L]
#3858 [18:28] <yumyuminyourtum> hey AuBot
#3859 [18:29] <yumyuminyourtum> do you know how to use linux
#3860 [18:29] <yumyuminyourtum> ?
#3861 [18:29] <mib_ai0ec9> no
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#3863 [18:29] <mib_ai0ec9> hey i need help
#3864 [18:29] <yumyuminyourtum> ....
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#3866 [18:30] <mib_dgdq4s> hello
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#3868 [18:30] <yumyuminyourtum> Hey Eddie
#3869 [18:30] <mib_ai0ec9> i bought minecraft beta and its saying i didnt buy it and it wont let me play
#3870 [18:31] <yumyuminyourtum> try reinstalling it
#3871 [18:31] <Eddie> umm hello?
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#3873 [18:31] <yumyuminyourtum> hi do you now how to fix linux problems
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#3875 [18:32] <Eddie> No but I use Google
#3876 [18:33] <blinky> so does any one know how to fix the white screen of death
#3877 [18:33] <yumyuminyourtum> ok i hav a problem the game wont let me break blocks it sends me to the game menu
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#3879 [18:35] <curmet> ...
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#3882 [18:40] <raisin> hello
#3883 [18:40] <raisin> helloooo
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#3886 [18:43] <curmet> Hello DopeGhoti GreyVulpine Kealper mollstam Wug WugBot Ag_Scott Boreeas gPad2002 lemon-rev lukegb Shadow386 Statistics do you guys know anything about linux
#3887 [18:43] <AG_Scott> ...
#3888 [18:43] <gPad2002> curmet: Die.
#3889 [18:43] <gPad2002> Also yes.
#3890 [18:43] <AG_Scott> !kick curmet Don't highlight everyone!
#3891 [18:43] * AuBot kicked curmet from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by AG_Scott with reason: Don't highlight everyone!))
#3892 [18:43] <Boreeas> Thank you
#3893 [18:43] <Shadow386> <3 you AG_Scott
#3894 [18:43] * gPad2002 gives AG_Scott a ><)))°>
#3894 [18:44] <Shadow386> What is this linux you speak of
#3895 [18:44] <yumyuminyourtum> ????
#3896 [18:44] <Boreeas> Shadow386: Our evil overlords from space
#3897 [18:44] <gPad2002> Shadow386: It comes from the land of magic and rainbows and unicorns!
#3898 [18:44] <gPad2002> :DD
#3899 [18:44] <Shadow386> I knew it
#3900 [18:44] <yumyuminyourtum> linux ubuntu
#3901 [18:44] <Shadow386> </sarcasmmode>
#3902 [18:44] <AG_Scott> ubuntu is a linux distribution ;p
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#3904 [18:44] <Boreeas> yumyuminyourtum: Great! You named one of the linux disrtos!
#3905 [18:45] <yumyuminyourtum> i need help !
#3906 [18:45] <Boreeas> ?? ask
#3907 [18:45] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3908 [18:45] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3909 [18:45] <yumyuminyourtum> i cant break blocks without the game menu poping up
#3910 [18:46] <Boreeas> ??> yumyuminyourtum win/reinst
#3911 [18:46] <VoxelHead> yumyuminyourtum: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3912 [18:46] <VoxelHead> yumyuminyourtum: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3913 [18:47] <yumyuminyourtum> i dont have windows
#3914 [18:47] <yumyuminyourtum> i have linux ubuntu
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#3917 [18:49] <Boreeas> ??> yumyuminyourtum linux/reinst
#3918 [18:49] <VoxelHead> yumyuminyourtum: (linux/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3919 [18:49] <VoxelHead> yumyuminyourtum: (linux/reinst) To do so run the following command in a terminal: rm -rf ~/.minecraft/bin/
#3920 [18:50] <fraunos> hey
#3921 [18:50] <fraunos> i took some pictures
#3922 [18:50] <fraunos> to let you now what error im having
#3923 [18:50] <fraunos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52KQ73MPiMk
#3924 [18:50] <fraunos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn7Z8bLLW5k
#3925 [18:50] <fraunos> anyone help?
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#3928 [18:52] <mib_c38qq4> hello
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#3930 [18:52] <mib_c38qq4> can someone help me?
#3931 [18:53] <Neptune> state waht you need help with
#3932 [18:53] <mib_c38qq4> I have an issue with running minecraft
#3933 [18:53] <mib_c38qq4> There is always appearing an error when im trying to play it
#3934 [18:53] <Neptune> what error
#3935 [18:54] <mib_c38qq4> It says that I have a bad driver but everything is updated
#3936 [18:55] <mib_c38qq4> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#3937 [18:55] <mib_c38qq4> ive looked on every site I could and downloaded a lot without any succes
#3938 [18:56] <mib_c38qq4> Could you help me or give me advise?
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#3940 [18:57] <Neptune> hm~
#3941 [18:57] <mib_c38qq4> This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. everything on my computer is updated
#3942 [18:57] <Neptune> suppose it woul dbe helpful to know what system you have
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#3944 [18:58] <mib_c38qq4> windows 7
#3945 [18:58] <mib_c38qq4> 64 bit
#3946 [18:58] <Neptune> graphics card?
#3947 [18:59] <mib_c38qq4> give me 1 sec
#3948 [19:00] <yumyuminyourtum> .
#3949 [19:01] <Prunes> hey guys
#3950 [19:01] <Neptune> hi
#3951 [19:01] <mib_c38qq4> Mobile intel 45 expressor Chipset Family
#3952 [19:01] <mib_c38qq4> evening
#3953 [19:02] <Boreeas> mib_c38qq4: Disable OpenGL
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#3955 [19:02] <Prunes> so you guys hate minecraft right?
#3956 [19:02] <mib_c38qq4> where can I disable it?
#3957 [19:02] <mib_c38qq4> atm yeah because i cant run it :S
#3958 [19:03] <Neptune> Prunes: do we?
#3959 [19:03] <Boreeas> mib_c38qq4: in your .minecraft dir, there should be a file called options.txt
#3960 [19:03] <Prunes> does anyone else see a Chillie's advertisement too
#3961 [19:04] <Boreeas> Prunes: wut?
#3962 [19:04] <Prunes> u from americA dogg
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#3964 [19:04] <Boreeas> ;kick Prunes unrelated
#3965 [19:04] <Boreeas> !kick Prunes unrelated
#3966 [19:04] * AuBot kicked Prunes from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by Boreeas with reason: unrelated))
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#3968 [19:05] <Prune> god man
#3969 [19:05] <Prune> i need help\
#3970 [19:05] <Boreeas> mib_c38qq4: in the options.txt, there should be a line: advancedOpenGL
#3971 [19:05] <Prune> dont kick me out
#3972 [19:05] <Boreeas> set it to "false" (w/o the quotes)
#3973 [19:05] <Prune> it made me sad
#3974 [19:05] <Boreeas> Prune: Then tell us your problem
#3975 [19:06] <Boreeas> Prune: instead of spammen
#3976 [19:06] <Prune> i need java but wont
#3977 [19:06] <Prune> download
#3978 [19:06] <Boreeas> What error do you get when you try to download java?
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#3980 [19:07] <Prune> it says missing plugin when i check for it
#3981 [19:07] <mib_c38qq4> give me 1 sec
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#3984 [19:07] <Prune> just wait guys ill be back
#3985 [19:07] <username> hi can someone try to answer a question for me?
#3986 [19:08] <Prune> yes
#3987 [19:08] <Prune> i cant thoug h
#3988 [19:08] <Boreeas> Prune: On the website?
#3989 [19:08] <Boreeas> username: yes?
#3990 [19:08] <Prune> yeah on the web
#3991 [19:08] <Boreeas> Prune: Install the java plugin for your browser
#3992 [19:08] <Prune> but ill be back in 20
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#3994 [19:09] <Ultimate233420> when i log onto minecraft downloaded version i can log in but then a black screen comes up where the mojang loading screen should be and then it doesnt load at all. What do i do?
#3995 [19:10] <Ultimate233420> hello?
#3996 [19:10] <Boreeas> Ultimate233420: Using any mods?
#3997 [19:11] <Ultimate233420> no
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#3999 [19:11] <Ultimate233420> well accually i have been trying to use the yogbox
#4000 [19:11] <Ultimate233420> so yes i am using a mod
#4001 [19:12] <huddler> i tried buying minecraft using paypal and i have one but i just used the guest pay pal and it didnt let me purchase it
#4002 [19:12] <huddler> im in the united states is that the problem?
#4003 [19:12] <mib_c38qq4> my dad said to me that my minecraft isn't installed yet but Ive downloaded it like sereval times ( 7 times ) and if I double click on it I can log-in and read the new updated ;S
#4004 [19:13] <huddler> how did u buy it mib
#4005 [19:13] <mib_c38qq4> pay pal
#4006 [19:13] <mib_c38qq4> beta one
#4007 [19:13] <huddler> are you in the us?
#4008 [19:13] <mib_c38qq4> No Europe ( Holland )
#4009 [19:14] <huddler> oh becuase im trying to buy it and im from the us and its not working
#4010 [19:14] <Ultimate233420> can anyone help me?
#4011 [19:14] <Ultimate233420> you can buy the game from the us
#4012 [19:14] <huddler> how?
#4013 [19:15] <mib_c38qq4> Im soo mad right now ive been trying to fix my error for 3 hours straight and i still dont have a solution
#4014 [19:15] <Boreeas> ??> Ultimate233420 win/reinst
#4015 [19:15] <VoxelHead> Ultimate233420: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4016 [19:15] <VoxelHead> Ultimate233420: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4017 [19:15] <huddler> ive been trying to buy minecraft for # days
#4018 [19:16] <huddler> 3
#4019 [19:16] <Ultimate233420> ive been doing that all day
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#4021 [19:16] <huddler> hows it going for you
#4022 [19:16] <Boreeas> huddler: what's your minecraft user name?
#4023 [19:17] <huddler> GRAV3_ROBB3R
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#4025 [19:17] <Boreeas> Ultimate233420: Next time when you renstall it, don't put in any mods
#4026 [19:17] <Ultimate233420> ok
#4027 [19:17] <Boreeas> huddler: You haven't paid yet
#4028 [19:17] <Sam> i cant play classic mode for some reason
#4029 [19:18] <Boreeas> Sam: error?
#4030 [19:18] <Sam> no
#4031 [19:18] <Sam> just a blank screen
#4032 [19:18] <huddler> it wont let me pay ive tried pay pay debit but when i use debit it asks for money brooker and i dont hve one
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#4034 [19:18] <Boreeas> black or white screen?
#4035 [19:18] <Boreeas> huddler: Use paypal, and let your parents buy it for you
#4036 [19:19] <Sam> just a black screen
#4037 [19:19] <Sam> i have everthing up to date
#4038 [19:19] <cyrohound> hello, i am having an issue where minecraft closes whenever i try to play it, it shows the loading screen, then closes immediately, it also leaves behind a java error. but i've tried reinstalling java and minecraft and neither one works, i have no mods. Help!
#4039 [19:19] <Boreeas> huddler: Assuming you don't have a full paypal account
#4040 [19:19] <huddler> thats what i tried just now he has a pay pal but it didnt work under guest
#4041 [19:19] <huddler> no he does
#4042 [19:19] <cyrohound> The error goes like this :A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x6903b2b2, pid=8076, tid=1196 # # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03 # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 ) # Problematic frame: # C [atioglxx.dll+0xb2b2] # # If you would like to submit a bug r
#4043 [19:19] <huddler> but we used guest
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#4045 [19:20] <Boreeas> huddle: What do you mean with "guest"
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#4047 [19:20] <huddler> it said pay pal guest or log in to pay pal
#4048 [19:20] <Boreeas> cyrohound: Could you paste the error to https://pastebin.com ?
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#4050 [19:20] <Boreeas> Sam: Sorry, I don't know much about Classic
#4051 [19:21] <huddler> and im from the us and couldnt find a us support number
#4052 [19:21] <Neptune> yeah i hate access vilation error :D but no support for m ehere i think since for me i thappens with 256x texpack
#4053 [19:21] <Sam> is there another channel i can find
#4054 [19:21] <cyrohound> i don't have any mods though
#4055 [19:21] <Neptune> damn spacebar.
#4056 [19:21] <Boreeas> huddler: What do you mean with "guest"
#4057 [19:21] <Neptune> cyrohound: well ya i was saying "me" a couple of times
#4058 [19:21] <cyrohound> right sorry
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#4061 [19:22] <Boreeas> Sam: Try #minecraft, don't expect help there, though, they will probably send you back here
#4062 [19:22] <Boreeas> sam: So, try again later?
#4063 [19:22] <cyrohound> k
#4064 [19:22] <Boreeas> Sam: Sorry I couldn't help you
#4065 [19:22] <Boreeas> cyrohound: Pasted it?
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#4067 [19:22] <Ultimate3420> it didnt work
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#4070 [19:23] <Boreeas> ??> Ultimate3420 win/javara
#4071 [19:23] <VoxelHead> Ultimate3420: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4072 [19:23] <VoxelHead> Ultimate3420: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4073 [19:24] <mib_hphe9t> ok ill try that
#4074 [19:24] <huddler> umm i click pay pal then procced and it says dont have a pay pal account ? pay using credit or debit as a pay pal guest
#4075 [19:24] <cyrohound> so what does an access violation error mean exactly? cause my minecraft was working fine, then it started showing me this all of a sudden
#4076 [19:24] <huddler> or login
#4077 [19:24] <huddler> is an option
#4078 [19:24] <mib_hphe9t> should i download the zip file
#4079 [19:25] <cyrohound> posted
#4080 [19:25] <huddler> could me payin in the united states be a problem
#4081 [19:27] <huddler> or do i have to sighn into paypal instead of guest
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#4083 [19:28] <huddler> can someone help me
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#4087 [19:30] <jasper> i cant join creative mode for some reason
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#4089 [19:32] <mib_c38qq4> OMG its so annoying I quickly installed minecraft on my dad his computer and it works on his computer FML
#4090 [19:35] <mib_c38qq4> Could it be a problem that my laptop is installed as Windows 7 64 bit?
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#4093 [19:36] <amphibulus> hi guys, what program/drivers do i need for a x64 windows 7 OP to run miencraft optimum
#4094 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> Ive got no idea do you also have an error
#4095 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> ?
#4096 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> Mine is freaking annoying
#4097 [19:37] <amphibulus> nope, ive don=e this before but i forget
#4098 [19:37] <amphibulus> what does meinecraft use to run
#4099 [19:37] <amphibulus> is it flash?
#4100 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> java
#4101 [19:37] <amphibulus> oh
#4102 [19:37] <amphibulus> i just need to download java x64
#4103 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> you need java to run it
#4104 [19:37] <amphibulus> then it run twice as fast
#4105 [19:37] <amphibulus> thanks
#4106 [19:37] <mib_c38qq4> lol np :)
#4107 [19:38] <amphibulus> my 32 bit one aint cutting it
#4108 [19:38] <amphibulus> hehe
#4109 [19:38] <mib_c38qq4> (:
#4110 [19:38] <mib_c38qq4> but have you ever got the error I have ?
#4111 [19:38] <amphibulus> whats it say
#4112 [19:38] <amphibulus> your error
#4113 [19:38] <mib_c38qq4> wait ill copy
#4114 [19:38] <amphibulus> ok
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#4116 [19:40] <amphibulus> u there mib?
#4117 [19:40] <mib_c38qq4> the said part about it is that ive been trying to figure it out for 3,5 hours straight and I just installed it on my dad his computer and it works on his one :\
#4118 [19:40] <mib_c38qq4> yeah
#4119 [19:41] <mib_c38qq4> Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
#4120 [19:41] <mib_c38qq4> thats the error
#4121 [19:41] <mib_c38qq4> Bad video card drivers!
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#4123 [19:41] <mib_c38qq4> This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.
#4124 [19:42] <amphibulus> ok
#4125 [19:42] <amphibulus> do this
#4126 [19:42] <amphibulus> itll fix it
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#4128 [19:42] <amphibulus> download drivergenious
#4129 [19:42] <amphibulus> however u spell it
#4130 [19:42] <mib_c38qq4> what will it do?
#4131 [19:42] <amphibulus> run it andf it will update ever single drive ffor verting on you cokpieter
#4132 [19:42] <amphibulus> enjoy
#4133 [19:42] <amphibulus> driver
#4134 [19:42] <amphibulus> best program ever
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#4136 [19:42] <ffkid> Hi, just downloaded minecraft on my new computer (windows 7) and for some reason the resources folder only has "ambient" in, so no other sounds will play in game
#4137 [19:43] <mib_c38qq4> sorry ffkid i dont know how to help you
#4138 [19:43] <ffkid> ok no worries...
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#4140 [19:44] <Guacamole> Hey guys, what is the recommended version of java for a 64 bit win7 computer?
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#4143 [19:45] <ultimate233430> the java download still didnt work
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#4145 [19:46] <ultimate233430> can someone try to answer a question for me?
#4146 [19:46] <WinCamXP> whats your problem?
#4147 [19:47] <ultimate233430> when i try to play minecraft on the downloaded version i can log on but instead of a mojang loading screen it just turns black
#4148 [19:47] <WinCamXP> Were you trying to install a mod?
#4149 [19:48] <ultimate233430> yea but i stopped when it started doing this
#4150 [19:48] <WinCamXP> Because improperly installed mods WILL do that
#4151 [19:48] <WinCamXP> Here's how to fix it
#4152 [19:48] <ultimate233430> ok
#4153 [19:48] <WinCamXP> first, do you have any worlds or tecture packs you need to keep?
#4154 [19:48] <ultimate233430> no
#4155 [19:48] <WinCamXP> Okay. Are you running Windows?
#4156 [19:48] <WinCamXP> if so, which version?
#4157 [19:48] <ultimate233430> xp
#4158 [19:48] <WinCamXP> Click Start and click Run...
#4159 [19:49] <ultimate233430> ok
#4160 [19:49] <WinCamXP> type this intot he box
#4161 [19:49] <WinCamXP> %appdata%
#4162 [19:49] <ultimate233430> %appdata% right
#4163 [19:49] <WinCamXP> yes
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#4166 [19:49] <WinCamXP> go into the Roaming folder
#4167 [19:49] <ultimate233430> ok
#4168 [19:49] <WinCamXP> and completely delete the .minecraft folder
#4169 [19:49] <ultimate233430> ok
#4170 [19:49] <WinCamXP> now run minecraft.exe again
#4171 [19:49] <dr_bibble> Hi is any one having problems running their servers
#4172 [19:50] <WinCamXP> Not me, are you?
#4173 [19:50] <ffkid> Just wondering WinCamXP if you know about how to fix my problem - in the roaming folder, my resources folder has only got one folder in, so no sound plays ingame
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#4175 [19:50] <mib_c38qq4> I do
#4176 [19:50] <dr_bibble> yes connections timed out
#4177 [19:50] <WinCamXP> you need to port forward
#4178 [19:50] <mib_c38qq4> well I cant run cuz of an error
#4179 [19:50] <WinCamXP> type 192.168.1.1 into your browser's address bar
#4180 [19:50] <ultimate233430> my minecraft file just says minecraft on my desktop not mincraft.exe is that a problem?
#4181 [19:50] <dr_bibble> It was working last night now its not
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#4183 [19:51] <WinCamXP> ffkid: transfer any worlds or texture packs somewhere else, then delete .minecraft, then run minecraft.exe, then put the worlds and texture packs back
#4184 [19:51] <mib_umwjw4> can some one help me...
#4185 [19:51] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: type 192.168.1.1 into your browser
#4186 [19:51] <WinCamXP> whats the issue mib?
#4187 [19:51] <Guacamole> Question: Do i need 64 bit java to play if i have 64 bit windows ?
#4188 [19:52] <WinCamXP> you dont need it, but it should work better
#4189 [19:52] <mib_umwjw4> uhhh i'm trying 2 play the clasic minecraft and it keeps failing
#4190 [19:52] <dr_bibble> ok im in
#4191 [19:52] <WinCamXP> find somethign about port forwarding
#4192 [19:52] <Guacamole> what would be a valid version of java for me to install?
#4193 [19:52] <WinCamXP> ill get a link, what OS are you using?
#4194 [19:52] <mib_umwjw4> os?
#4195 [19:53] <dr_bibble> ok im in port forwarding
#4196 [19:53] <ffkid> I tried what you said WinCamXP but it still only downloads that one folder (newsounds) :S
#4197 [19:53] <mib_c38qq4> well Im getting an error when im trying to run it
#4198 [19:53] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: if tyou find somethign about port forwarding in there, add the program "Minecraft", port 25565, and its TCP and UDP
#4199 [19:53] <mib_umwjw4> same with me mib
#4200 [19:53] <WinCamXP> both of you mibs
#4201 [19:53] <mib_umwjw4> ya
#4202 [19:53] <WinCamXP> so youre minecraft blackscreens and crashes on startup?
#4203 [19:53] <ultimate233430> hey wincam that didnt fix it
#4204 [19:54] <WinCamXP> oh sorry ultimate
#4205 [19:54] <ultimate233430> do you have any other ideas?
#4206 [19:54] <mib_umwjw4> no it shows the mine craft title and it gose red saying some thing i can't rember
#4207 [19:54] <WinCamXP> you deleted .minecraft entirely?
#4208 [19:54] <mib_umwjw4> no
#4209 [19:54] <ultimate233430> yep about 1000 times today for 3 hours
#4210 [19:54] <WinCamXP> okay both mibs, follow these instructions
#4211 [19:54] <mib_umwjw4> ok
#4212 [19:55] <mib_c38qq4> ok
#4213 [19:55] <WinCamXP> 1. Click Start and (for XP) click Run... (for Vista/7) type this into the search bar at the bottom
#4214 [19:55] <WinCamXP> %appdata%
#4215 [19:55] <WinCamXP> once that opens, go into Roaming
#4216 [19:55] * guest-625562-79812 [guest-625562-79812@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4217 [19:55] <WinCamXP> tell me if there are any worlds or texture packs you want to keep
#4218 [19:55] <mib_umwjw4> ok
#4219 [19:56] <WinCamXP> are there any worlds you wish to keep, mibs?
#4220 [19:56] <mib_c38qq4> iive got no worlds yet
#4221 [19:56] <ultimate233430> do you have any other ideas win cam?
#4222 [19:56] <WinCamXP> if there is NOT, find the .minecraft folder inside that Roaming folder and delete it
#4223 [19:56] * mib_m4znu6 [mib_m4znu6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4224 [19:56] <WinCamXP> then run minecraft from the desktop and it should run fine
#4225 [19:57] <dr_bibble> everything looks normal i was using it 5 hours ago now i cant
#4226 [19:57] <mib_m4znu6> ok it says thier is some thing wrong with the applet win
#4227 [19:57] <WinCamXP> also, if it says just 'minecraft' but not 'minecraft.exe', hold on a sec
#4228 [19:57] <WinCamXP> uhhh that sounds like a java problem
#4229 [19:57] <WinCamXP> try redownloading java
#4230 [19:57] <mib_m4znu6> uh oh
#4231 [19:57] <mib_m4znu6> ok
#4232 [19:57] <mib_c38qq4> im now gonna try if it works
#4233 [19:58] <WinCamXP> Guacamole: you wanted to know which java to get, right?
#4234 [19:58] <Guacamole> yes please
#4235 [19:58] <Guacamole> for win7 x64
#4236 [19:58] <dr_bibble> WinCamXP: every thing is normal i was using it 5 hours ago
#4237 [19:58] * mib_vjc002 [mib_vjc002@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4238 [19:58] <WinCamXP> whats it doing now bibble?
#4239 [19:58] <WinCamXP> ugh, sooo manny peeeeopppllleeee xD
#4240 [19:59] <dr_bibble> connection timed out
#4241 [19:59] <mib_vjc002> win it says i have the the right software
#4242 [19:59] <WinCamXP> oh so you forwarded port 25565 for minecraft?
#4243 [19:59] <mib_vjc002> :s what
#4244 [19:59] <WinCamXP> its really hard for me to remember everyone's problem, im like the only person helping
#4245 [19:59] <mib_c38qq4> win cam it doesn't work for me :S
#4246 [19:59] <mib_c38qq4> yeah x)
#4247 [20:00] <mib_vjc002> :s
#4248 [20:00] <WinCamXP> im gonna see if i can recruit helpers from #minecraft
#4249 [20:00] <dr_bibble> i thank you for helping us :)
#4250 [20:00] <mib_vjc002> OK我stumbed
#4251 [20:00] <ffkid> WinCamXP: my problem with the resources folder still didn't fix after redownloading, still only have the one folder which is "newsounds" :(
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#4253 [20:01] <WinCamXP> thats odd ffkid, i might be able to upload the contents of the resource folder to dropbox
#4254 [20:01] <mib_vjc002> i was just mesing around
#4255 [20:01] <mib_vjc002> XD
#4256 [20:01] <mib_vjc002> : D
#4257 [20:01] <mib_vjc002> what the
#4258 [20:01] <ffkid> WinCamXP: that would be awesome thanks :)
#4259 [20:01] <WinCamXP> gimme a sec ffkid
#4260 [20:01] <ffkid> no probs :)
#4261 [20:02] <WinCamXP> ugh these music files are huge xD
#4262 [20:02] <mib_vjc002> :( ok it says some thing still about the applet
#4263 [20:02] <ffkid> lol
#4264 [20:02] <WinCamXP> im really not sure mib_vjc002 :\
#4265 [20:02] <mib_vjc002> O O.
#4266 [20:03] <WinCamXP> its uploading to dropbox ffkid, once it finishes ill give you a link
#4267 [20:03] <mib_vjc002> o.o'
#4268 [20:03] <ultimate233430> WinCamXP do you have any other ideas for my problem?
#4269 [20:03] <WinCamXP> its like 35 freakin megabytes
#4270 [20:03] <WinCamXP> what was your problem again ultimate?
#4271 [20:03] <ffkid> lol kl thanks :D
#4272 [20:03] <mib_vjc002> :D ok can some one plz tell me about the applet
#4273 [20:03] * mib_2e3jq5 [mib_2e3jq5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4274 [20:03] <WinCamXP> still uploading
#4275 [20:04] <dr_bibble> damn server still wont let me multi play connection timed out
#4276 [20:04] <ultimate233430> black loading screen instead of mojang
#4277 [20:04] <mib_vjc002> ok :s
#4278 [20:04] <mib_2e3jq5> tried to download minecraft on my desktop but it says not downloaded when i launch it
#4279 [20:04] <WinCamXP> and you already deleted .minecraft, ultimate?
#4280 [20:04] <mib_2e3jq5> tried to download minecraft on my other computer but it says not downloaded when i launch it
#4281 [20:05] <WinCamXP> mib_2e3jq5: well, thats because its not logging you in, thats the paid version of minecraft so you have to log in with a paid account before it downloads
#4282 [20:05] <ultimate233430> yea
#4283 [20:05] <mib_2e3jq5> it is using my paid account
#4284 [20:05] <WinCamXP> mib_2e3jq5: well they might be having login server issues
#4285 [20:05] <mib_2e3jq5> okay
#4286 [20:05] <dr_bibble> WinCamXP: damn server still wont let me multi play, connection timed out
#4287 [20:06] <WinCamXP> is it YOUR server or another server?
#4288 [20:06] <WinCamXP> i mean are you hosting it on YOUR computer?
#4289 [20:06] <dr_bibble> mine
#4290 [20:06] <WinCamXP> if youre hosting it on your machine, connect with the IP 'localhost'
#4291 [20:06] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4292 [20:06] <dr_bibble> its on a slave computer
#4293 [20:06] <WinCamXP> if other people cant connect, you must have port forwarded invorrectly
#4294 [20:06] <WinCamXP> oh yeah i remember
#4295 [20:07] <WinCamXP> you have to get the network IP of the server machine
#4296 [20:07] <WinCamXP> what OS is the slave machine running?
#4297 [20:07] <mib_vjc002> ??? :s
#4298 [20:07] <dr_bibble> vista
#4299 [20:07] <WinCamXP> open up command prompt and type ipconfig
#4300 [20:07] <WinCamXP> find the number that starts with 192.168.1.xxx
#4301 [20:07] <mib_vjc002> what do i do !!!!!!!!
#4302 [20:07] <dr_bibble> got that
#4303 [20:08] <m0nk> http://www.snotr.com/video/7631/Minecraft_Timelapse_-_Huge_Train_Station
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#4305 [20:08] <WinCamXP> once you have that, type that into the port forwarding screen
#4306 [20:08] <mib_vjc002> win what do i do!!!!!!!
#4307 [20:08] <WinCamXP> so it knows to forward the port for that machine
#4308 [20:08] <WinCamXP> what was your problem vjc?
#4309 [20:08] <mib_vjc002> -.-'
#4310 [20:08] <WinCamXP> and ffkid: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34812017/mcresources.zip
#4311 [20:08] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4)
#4312 [20:08] <dr_bibble> it's all correct
#4313 [20:09] <ffkid> i'll just try it now thanks WinCamXP
#4314 [20:09] <dr_bibble> but doesnt work
#4315 [20:09] <ultimate233430> so any ideas WinCamXP
#4316 [20:09] <WinCamXP> when you try and connect tot he server from the client machine, do you use its network IP or internet IP?
#4317 [20:09] <mib_vjc002> who you talking 2 win?
#4318 [20:09] <dr_bibble> internet
#4319 [20:10] <WinCamXP> try using the ip you found in ipconfig
#4320 [20:10] <WinCamXP> thats the slave machine's network ip
#4321 [20:10] <mib_vjc002> waht do i do win -.-'
#4322 [20:10] <WinCamXP> make sure you used ipconfig on the slave machine though, not the client
#4323 [20:10] <mib_vjc002> *what
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#4325 [20:10] <mib_vjc002> o.o'
#4326 [20:11] <dr_bibble> ok just a sec thank you
#4327 [20:11] <WinCamXP> ugh there are too many people here
#4328 [20:11] <mib_vjc002> :/ uhhhh i don't know that
#4329 [20:11] <mib_c38qq4> failed to get system properties
#4330 [20:11] <mib_c38qq4> does anyone know how to fix this?
#4331 [20:12] <mib_c38qq4> mibs ftw
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#4333 [20:12] <WinCamXP> why cant people use an actual username -_-
#4334 [20:12] <mib_c38qq4> mibs are awesome, deal with it
#4335 [20:12] <mib_vjc002> IDK!!!!!WHAT TO DO!!!!!! DX<
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#4337 [20:13] * Sqozza passes WinCamXP a shotgun
#4337 [20:13] <ffkid> WinCamXP: It worked - dude you are amazing, thanks so much for your help... so nice to hear creepers exploding again... arrrgh! ;)
#4338 [20:13] * mib_ky5n5i [mib_ky5n5i@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4339 [20:13] <WinCamXP> :D
#4340 [20:13] <WinCamXP> sorry about the file being so big though
#4341 [20:13] <mib_vjc002> DX<
#4342 [20:13] <kermie> I need help! I just downloaded Minecraft and when I go to log in it loads and it won't open):
#4343 [20:13] <WinCamXP> i need to delete that from my dropbox now xD
#4344 [20:13] <dr_bibble> WinCamXP: computer says port is closed but the router says open
#4345 [20:13] <ffkid> lol ^^
#4346 [20:13] <ultimate233430> any ideas WinCamXP?
#4347 [20:13] <Sqozza> Solution to all your problems.
#4348 [20:14] <Sqozza> Kill yourselves!
#4349 [20:14] <Sqozza> \o/
#4350 [20:14] <mib_vjc002> IDK WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#4351 [20:14] <Sqozza> Or just reinstall minecraftr
#4352 [20:14] <Sqozza> -r
#4353 [20:14] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: make sure the router is set to the IP of the slave machine, not your machine
#4354 [20:14] <WinCamXP> use ipconfig on the slave machine and type the 192.168.1.xxx number into the router config
#4355 [20:14] <kermie> Help?:(
#4356 [20:16] <ultimate233430> WinCamXP?
#4357 [20:16] <WinCamXP> i dont know ultimate
#4358 [20:16] <WinCamXP> kermie, try restarting
#4359 [20:16] <Sqozza> Personally, I ignore everyone with a mib_* nickname.\
#4360 [20:16] <mib_vjc002> win i am try 2 [lay the old virson of mine craft and it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4361 [20:16] <ultimate233430> ok
#4362 [20:16] <mib_vjc002> what do i do
#4363 [20:16] <WinCamXP> what do you mean by the old version?
#4364 [20:16] <Sqozza> Play the new version!
#4365 [20:16] <mib_ky5n5i> i'm having trouble running the game
#4366 [20:17] <WinCamXP> there is classic and there is beta
#4367 [20:17] <WinCamXP> which are you trying to run?
#4368 [20:17] <mib_vjc002> the classic minecraft
#4369 [20:17] <mib_ky5n5i> beta
#4370 [20:17] <WinCamXP> thats not a download
#4371 [20:17] <WinCamXP> classic isnt
#4372 [20:17] <mib_ky5n5i> beta
#4373 [20:17] <WinCamXP> beta is
#4374 [20:17] <mib_vjc002> yay so....
#4375 [20:17] <WinCamXP> classic is on the website
#4376 [20:17] <WinCamXP> make a free account, go to the home section and click single player or multi player in the lower right
#4377 [20:17] * SumWon [SumWon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4378 [20:17] <mib_vjc002> yay so can you help me DX
#4379 [20:18] <mib_vjc002> i did
#4380 [20:18] <SumWon> mib_vjc002, hi. Is English your first language?
#4381 [20:18] <WinCamXP> they might be having download server issues then
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#4383 [20:18] * MannKOP [MannKOP@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4384 [20:18] <mib_vjc002> look up on the bord 2 see what it says
#4385 [20:18] <MannKOP> Add me on Whitelist pls ;)
#4386 [20:18] <mib_vjc002> ya
#4387 [20:18] <SumWon> English /is/ your first language?
#4388 [20:18] <mib_vjc002> ya
#4389 [20:18] <wartech0> lofl
#4390 [20:18] <wartech0> told you
#4391 [20:18] * SumWon [SumWon@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#4392 [20:19] <MannKOP> No,I am from czech Republic :D
#4393 [20:19] <MannKOP> Add me on Whitelist pls ;)
#4394 [20:19] <MannKOP> Add me on Whitelist pls ;)
#4395 [20:19] <WinCamXP> i /ignore'd MannKOP
#4396 [20:19] <MannKOP> Hey guys !
#4397 [20:19] <Sqozza> /ignore mib_*
#4398 [20:19] <Sqozza> Suddenly life is a lot better
#4399 [20:19] <MannKOP> I want Add on Whitelist pls ;)
#4400 [20:19] <WinCamXP> can you actually use the * in that?
#4401 [20:20] <Sqozza> Probably.
#4402 [20:20] <wartech0> yea
#4403 [20:20] <Sqozza> Depends on client
#4404 [20:20] <wartech0> I bet
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#4406 [20:20] <mib_vjc002> -.-'
#4407 [20:20] <WinCamXP> can you with chatzilla?
#4408 [20:20] <mib_vjc002> win i am try 2 [lay the old virson of mine craft and it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4409 [20:20] <Sqozza> Probably.
#4410 [20:20] <Sqozza> Try it and find out
#4411 [20:20] <MannKOP> Add me on Whitelist pls ;)
#4412 [20:20] <MannKOP> Add me on Whitelist pls ;)
#4413 [20:20] <mib_c38qq4> anyone knows this prob thingy? java.lang.NullPointerException)
#4414 [20:20] <WinCamXP> is there an un-ignore command?
#4415 [20:20] <dr_bibble> WinCamXP: problem solved THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
#4416 [20:20] <Sqozza> MannKOP: What whitelist for where.
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#4418 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4419 [20:21] <Sqozza> WinCamXP: For mIRC, it's ignore -r namegoeshere
#4420 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4421 [20:21] <wartech0> Have you tried deleting your minecraft folder
#4422 [20:21] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: now go onto the slave machine, go to google, type "what is my ip", click the first one, and tell me what it says
#4423 [20:21] <wartech0> have you tried suicide?
#4424 [20:21] <MannKOP> I want play Minecraft on one server and I must be in Whitelist !!!! :(
#4425 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4426 [20:21] <Sqozza> Do we look like the channel for said server?
#4427 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4428 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4429 [20:21] <wartech0> Wow I really wished I had op
#4430 [20:21] <Sqozza> nope.
#4431 [20:21] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4432 [20:21] <wartech0> ban him
#4433 [20:22] <mib_vjc002> who?
#4434 [20:22] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: taht is the machine's internet IP
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#4436 [20:22] <wartech0> ban mibvjc
#4437 [20:22] <Sqozza> laughingburningmutants.tga
#4438 [20:22] <wartech0> for his spam
#4439 [20:22] <Sqozza> Wug, DopeGhoti, etc.
#4440 [20:22] <mib_vjc002> dud i just want 2 play minecraft1
#4441 [20:22] <Sam> I cant get onto classic mode for some reason
#4442 [20:22] <wartech0> Then stop being a fucking idiot
#4443 [20:22] <mib_c38qq4> me either mib
#4444 [20:22] <wartech0> And listen
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#4446 [20:22] <mib_qam0uy> i downloaded mincraft on my other computer and when i login an then it says that i have to play offline then after i click offline and i go to my friends server it says user not premium.
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#4448 [20:23] <wartech0> Have you deleted the .minecraft folder in %appdata%
#4449 [20:23] <WinCamXP> cuz yer playing offline
#4450 [20:23] <mib_qam0uy> yeah, it wont allow me to play online
#4451 [20:23] <WinCamXP> theyre probably having login server issues
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#4453 [20:23] <mib_vjc002> then tell me what 2 do 2 play when it says
#4454 [20:23] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4455 [20:23] <WinCamXP> no, i logged in just fine
#4456 [20:23] <wartech0> I JUF FUCKING DID!!
#4457 [20:23] <mib_qam0uy> i can use it on my other computer fine
#4458 [20:23] <wartech0> omg
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#4460 [20:23] * AWildCthulhu [AWildCthulhu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4461 [20:23] <Sqozza> Did you pirate minecraft, mib_qam0uy?
#4462 [20:23] <AndrewPH> mib_vjc002: Kill yourself it's the only way \o/
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#4464 [20:23] <mib_vjc002> oh sorry o.o'
#4465 [20:24] <mib_qam0uy> no
#4466 [20:24] <AWildCthulhu> if AndrewPH suggest killing yourself, you should do it :P
#4467 [20:24] <mib_vjc002> shut it andrew T_T
#4468 [20:24] <AndrewPH> No.
#4469 [20:24] <AWildCthulhu> anhero *tear*
#4470 [20:24] <Sqozza> mib_qam0uy: Have you tried logging in?
#4471 [20:24] <mib_qam0uy> on the computer that i am trying to download it on? yes
#4472 [20:24] <WinCamXP> dr_bibble: you there?
#4473 [20:24] <Sqozza> Do you have a premium account?
#4474 [20:24] <mib_vjc002> killing your self dosn't help!
#4475 [20:24] <mib_qam0uy> yes
#4476 [20:25] <Sqozza> Are you using the correct username/password?
#4477 [20:25] <WinCamXP> oh sweet
#4478 [20:25] <mib_qam0uy> yes, it lets me login but only lets me play offline
#4479 [20:25] <WinCamXP> i can use win key+arrow key to snap a window to the side
#4480 [20:25] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4481 [20:25] <Sqozza> Is your firewall blocking minecraft.exe by any chance
#4482 [20:25] <WinCamXP> now i can actually use both monitors to their full potential
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#4484 [20:25] <Sqozza> Add a "?" to the end there.
#4485 [20:25] <mib_qam0uy> how would i check that?
#4486 [20:26] <Sqozza> mib_qam0uy: What antivirus are you running?
#4487 [20:26] <fenster> ft
#4488 [20:26] <mib_vjc002> what do i do
#4489 [20:26] <AWildCthulhu> mib_qam0uy, why doesn't it let you play online, exactly? Like, does it give an error or something
#4490 [20:26] <Sqozza> It lets him login but only in offline mode.
#4491 [20:26] <mib_qam0uy> McAffe
#4492 [20:26] <Sqozza> So I'd assume it's a firewall issue.
#4493 [20:26] <fenster> i bought the game but i didnt recieve the confirmation email
#4494 [20:26] <mib_vjc002> >:(
#4495 [20:26] <Sqozza> Hmm, dunno about Mcaffee.
#4496 [20:26] <mib_qam0uy> okay thank you\
#4497 [20:26] <Sqozza> Or whatever it's called.
#4498 [20:26] <AWildCthulhu> yeah, sounds like firewall
#4499 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4500 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4501 [20:27] <Sqozza> But try disabling it for a few minutes and attempt to login again.
#4502 [20:27] <mib_qam0uy> ight
#4503 [20:27] <Sqozza> mib_vjc002: Stop spamming, unplug those cables at the pack of your PC, and kill yourself
#4504 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4505 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4506 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4507 [20:27] <Sqozza> hurr.
#4508 [20:27] <AWildCthulhu> XD
#4509 [20:27] <AWildCthulhu> D:
#4510 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack WinCamXP
#4511 [20:27] <SumWon> Don't spam, to start.
#4512 [20:27] <SumWon> You'll just get banned.
#4513 [20:27] <mib_vjc002> what do i do!!!
#4514 [20:27] <SumWon> Someone should ban him for the lulz
#4515 [20:28] <Sqozza> Kealper, Wug, [L], AG_Scott, etc.
#4516 [20:28] * PsycAd3L1c [PsycAd3L1c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4517 [20:28] <Sqozza> Oh man I'd love to just idle here and ban the simpletons
#4518 [20:28] <PsycAd3L1c> someone help me
#4519 [20:28] <mib_vjc002> -.-
#4520 [20:28] <Sqozza> What's the issue PsycAd3L1c?
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#4522 [20:28] <mib_vjc002> will some one anser me !
#4523 [20:28] <SumWon> What's his problem, anyway, I haven't been paying attention. English is his first language, yet he uses broken English. My brain is full of fuck.
#4524 [20:28] <AWildCthulhu> mib_vjc002, please delete your computer's clipboard and all associated files >_>
#4525 [20:28] <Sqozza> SumWon: Wizards did it.
#4526 [20:28] <mib_vjc002> why?
#4527 [20:29] <PsycAd3L1c> i bought the game but didnt get the confirmation email
#4528 [20:29] <AWildCthulhu> might slow down the spam if you can't copy/paste
#4529 [20:29] <Sqozza> mib_vjc002: Spamming won't get you anywhere.
#4530 [20:29] <SumWon> LOL
#4531 [20:29] <Sqozza> PsycAd3L1c: Did you accidentall send it to the wrong address?
#4532 [20:29] <Sqozza> accidentally*
#4533 [20:29] <mib_vjc002> -.-
#4534 [20:29] <PsycAd3L1c> no
#4535 [20:29] <Sqozza> Has the payment gone through?
#4536 [20:29] <ultimate233430> can someone help me?
#4537 [20:29] <PsycAd3L1c> yes
#4538 [20:29] <mib_vjc002> then what do i do
#4539 [20:29] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4540 [20:29] <Sqozza> Does the premium account work? heh.
#4541 [20:29] <mib_vjc002> so what do i do
#4542 [20:29] <PsycAd3L1c> no it wont work
#4543 [20:30] <Sqozza> If it does, you shouldn't need to worry about the confirmation
#4544 [20:30] <Sqozza> Odd.
#4545 [20:30] <ultimate233430> when i log into minecaft instead of getting the mojang loading screen it just goes black. what do i do?
#4546 [20:30] <Sqozza> (Dunno how this works) Did you have the appropriate amount of monies in your account when you paid for the game?
#4547 [20:30] <mib_vjc002> grrr i'll spam!
#4548 [20:30] <Sqozza> ultimate233430: Are you running any mods?
#4549 [20:30] <WinCamXP> hes been saying that for ages sqozza
#4550 [20:30] <Sqozza> mib_vjc002: You sir are why I have no hope for the human race.
#4551 [20:30] <mib_vjc002> its on the wepsite clasic virson
#4552 [20:30] <ultimate233430> well i tried to install the yogbox but thats when it started doing it
#4553 [20:31] <AWildCthulhu> Sqozza: I blame CoD for that
#4554 [20:31] <PsycAd3L1c> thnx for the help squozza
#4555 [20:31] <AWildCthulhu> and people who call the medic a crappy class
#4556 [20:31] <mib_vjc002> CoD?
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#4558 [20:31] <Sqozza> Well, ultimate233430
#4559 [20:31] <SumWon> TF2...
#4560 [20:31] <mib_vjc002> call of duty?
#4561 [20:31] <SumWon> Oh, nevermind.
#4562 [20:31] <Sqozza> I suggest you reinstall the game, reinstall the mod of choice.
#4563 [20:31] <mib_vjc002> its on the wepsite clasic virson
#4564 [20:31] <SumWon> I don't know how to read apparently.
#4565 [20:31] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4566 [20:31] <Sqozza> And delete the "META-INF" folder.
#4567 [20:31] <ultimate233430> tried it a thousand times
#4568 [20:31] <SumWon> I need to go back to sleep Zzz.
#4569 [20:31] <AWildCthulhu> wtf is a "wepsite"
#4570 [20:31] <mib_vjc002> so what do i do
#4571 [20:31] <Sqozza> Without that, mods can run
#4572 [20:32] <AWildCthulhu> weapons site \o/
#4573 [20:32] <Sqozza> Otherwise it just blackscreens
#4574 [20:32] <SumWon> mib_vjc002, looking it up.
#4575 [20:32] <ultimate233430> ok
#4576 [20:32] <mib_vjc002> ok
#4577 [20:32] <Candie> Hey, I'm having a problem logging on to Minecraft, it keeps saying connection timed out and I thought it could be the router but I
#4578 [20:32] <SumWon> Not having much luck though.
#4579 [20:32] <Sqozza> You just need to delete the entire META-INF folder inside the .jar file and install your mods as usual.
#4580 [20:32] <mib_vjc002> oh :s
#4581 [20:32] <Sqozza> And you should be able to run with the mods going.
#4582 [20:32] <Sqozza> Candie: Is your firewall blocking minecraft.exe?
#4583 [20:33] <Sqozza> or by "Connection timed out" do you mean logging into a server?
#4584 [20:33] <mib_vjc002> :( i don't have a good feeling
#4585 [20:33] <Sqozza> (ie a multiplayer server, not logging into the game)
#4586 [20:33] <WinCamXP> the comments on a facebook post by dr. pepper are all psychotic weirdos o.o
#4587 [20:33] <Candie> I've played using this router before, it's my friends server. the only thing that has change dis that I went to a different state for a bit and brought my laptop. i could log in at the hotel but when i got to the apartment in florida i couldn't log on anymore. now im back home and I still can't log in
#4588 [20:33] <Candie> Yeah
#4589 [20:33] <Candie> Sorry, should have mentioned that earlier
#4590 [20:34] <SumWon> ...I thought I found someone having the same problem. It's just mib_vjc002 in minecrafthelp logs that are ALREADY on google LOL...
#4591 [20:34] <Sqozza> Are the ports forwarded on his end?
#4592 [20:34] <mib_vjc002> what?
#4593 [20:34] <Sqozza> That could be the issue.
#4594 [20:34] <Candie> That's what I keep hearing, and no they aren
#4595 [20:34] <Candie> tt
#4596 [20:34] <mib_vjc002> crap
#4597 [20:34] <Sqozza> You've kinda gotta forward the
#4598 [20:34] <Sqozza> them*
#4599 [20:35] <Candie> like I said, I was able to log in in before I left
#4600 [20:35] <SumWon> Sqozza, but it already worked before, didn't it?
#4601 [20:35] <Sqozza> Otherwise the server will only work on LAN
#4602 [20:35] <Candie> and everyone else can still log in
#4603 [20:35] <SumWon> Oh, were they on LAN before?
#4604 [20:35] <SumWon> *reads*
#4605 [20:35] <Candie> No
#4606 [20:35] <Sqozza> Dunno.
#4607 [20:35] <Sqozza> I'm assuming here.
#4608 [20:35] <mib_vjc002> so i can't play mind craft on the wepsite :(
#4609 [20:35] <Sqozza> Just try getting him to forward the ports and see if that works.
#4610 [20:35] <Candie> I tried unintalling then reinstalling but I got the same error
#4611 [20:35] <SumWon> Ah, well if you accessed the server from outside of the servers LAN before, then you should be able to still. The ports would already have been forwarded.
#4612 [20:35] <Candie> And the browser says I'm missing a plugin but I definitely checked java and it's good to go
#4613 [20:36] <SumWon> "So I can't play minecraft on the website :("
#4614 [20:36] <Sqozza> Unless the modem has been reset or something.
#4615 [20:36] <SumWon> Jesus man, learn to English.
#4616 [20:36] <mib_vjc002> o.oo what
#4617 [20:36] <SumWon> I even dropped the capital M for you.
#4618 [20:36] <Sqozza> Dunno what else could be causing the issue.
#4619 [20:36] <SumWon> Just...at least spell correctly. Jebus.
#4620 [20:36] <Sqozza> If that doesn't work, well derp
#4621 [20:36] <SumWon> Anyway, mib_vjc002, I'm not having much luck finding any solutions :/
#4622 [20:36] <mib_vjc002> its jesus XD
#4623 [20:37] <Candie> Could it be my drivers being out of date? I mean the laptop s brand new my boyfriend JUST bought it for me before I left
#4624 [20:37] <SumWon> No, it's Jebus!
#4625 [20:37] <mib_vjc002> ok
#4626 [20:37] <SumWon> xD
#4627 [20:37] <SumWon> Sorry :(
#4628 [20:37] <mib_vjc002> no jesus
#4629 [20:37] <Sqozza> Candie: It shouldn't be drivers.
#4630 [20:37] <SumWon> Pfft. Jebus > Jesus
#4631 [20:37] <mib_vjc002> XD
#4632 [20:37] <Sqozza> Is the server still running? (Yes, we have to ask retarded questions)
#4633 [20:37] <Candie> I understand that you need to ask lol, yes it's running
#4634 [20:38] <mib_vjc002> well any way this is my first time playing minecraft and it won't work
#4635 [20:38] <Sqozza> Hm.
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#4637 [20:38] <Narfleblog> Hello
#4638 [20:38] <mib_vjc002> hmmmm :3
#4639 [20:38] <Sqozza> No idea then, all i can really suggest is to forward those ports and see if your antivirus is blocking minecraft.exe
#4640 [20:38] <mib_vjc002> what o.o'
#4641 [20:38] <Narfleblog> Does anyone know about Minecraft and OS X Lion?
#4642 [20:38] <SumWon> Should work fine.
#4643 [20:39] <SumWon> Minecraft is Java based, so it's cross platform.
#4644 [20:39] <mib_vjc002> now?
#4645 [20:39] <Narfleblog> Well you have to install Java manually now.
#4646 [20:39] <SumWon> Sorry, I was talking to Narfleblog lol
#4647 [20:39] <SumWon> Then install Java, Narfleblog :P
#4648 [20:39] <Candie> I turned my firewall off and tried and it didn't, I have Norton and I can try that too. thanks for trying guys, this is definitely crappy
#4649 [20:39] <Narfleblog> Well I did. Lol
#4650 [20:39] <SumWon> Oh... Narfleblog: http://venturebeat.com/2011/07/22/lion-broke-minecraft/ ?
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#4652 [20:40] <mib_vjc002> it says fatal error (4) unable to get input stream lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#4653 [20:40] <Candie> As far as Port forwarding goes, that's not something I have to do right? it would be the host?
#4654 [20:40] <SumWon> Candie, yeah
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#4656 [20:40] <Oerg866_> minecraft login isnt working for me
#4657 [20:41] <mib_vjc002> damn it
#4658 [20:41] <Narfleblog> Well I've read the article. But even after installing Java it doesn't work.
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#4660 [20:41] <SumWon> Hmm. Narfleblog, It seems you just have to install Java, then it /should/ work. :x
#4661 [20:41] <mib_vjc002> well any way this is my first time playing minecraft and it won't work
#4662 [20:41] <SumWon> Did you install Java, or the JDK? xD
#4663 [20:41] <Narfleblog> I installed Java
#4664 [20:42] <Narfleblog> I'm quite sure
#4665 [20:42] <mib_vjc002> :s what
#4666 [20:42] <mib_vjc002> i have java
#4667 [20:42] <SumWon> Ah, Apple has it's own downloader for Java.
#4668 [20:42] <SumWon> Fun...
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#4670 [20:42] <mib_vjc002> ok i'm stumbed
#4671 [20:42] <Narfleblog> Yup
#4672 [20:42] <SumWon> (Oh how I hate Apple)
#4673 [20:42] <eliterequeim> hey guys
#4674 [20:42] <Narfleblog> I don't. But I'm starting to.
#4675 [20:42] <SumWon> lol
#4676 [20:42] <SumWon> Well, the broke your Minecraft :P
#4677 [20:42] <mib_vjc002> who wants a noobish sister XD
#4678 [20:42] <SumWon> They*
#4679 [20:43] <SumWon> mib_vjc002: What exactly is a "noobish" sister?
#4680 [20:43] <Narfleblog> I know. I will now go cry some more
#4681 [20:43] <SumWon> She's new to the sister game? So she was just born, or what?
#4682 [20:43] <mib_vjc002> idk i was just screwing around
#4683 [20:43] <SumWon> You're giving away your infant sister? Wtf is wrong iwth you
#4684 [20:43] <SumWon> with*
#4685 [20:43] <mib_vjc002> o.o shes a 10 year old o.o
#4686 [20:44] <eliterequeim> hey, is there any way of figuring out if your account was purchased during alpha or beta
#4687 [20:44] <SumWon> That's not really noobish.
#4688 [20:44] <eliterequeim> selling a ten year old isnt very good either
#4689 [20:44] <mib_vjc002> idk i was just screwing around
#4690 [20:44] <SumWon> lol
#4691 [20:44] <eliterequeim> at least... the government says so
#4692 [20:44] <SumWon> Rofl
#4693 [20:44] <mib_vjc002> i'm not selling family mebers!
#4694 [20:44] <SumWon> I wouldn't recommend it, anyway
#4695 [20:44] <eliterequeim> okay you talked me into it, how much?
#4696 [20:44] <mib_vjc002> okok i got a funny story
#4697 [20:44] <eliterequeim> she can make my shoes or something
#4698 [20:44] <ultimate233430> WHAT THE F***
#4699 [20:44] <mib_vjc002> who wants 2 here it XD
#4700 [20:45] <SumWon> eliterequeim: You probably have the registration email in your email inbox, right?
#4701 [20:45] <eliterequeim> sure why not.
#4702 [20:45] <SumWon> Just check the date on it.
#4703 [20:45] <eliterequeim> a freind of mine gave me a gift code
#4704 [20:45] <mib_vjc002> okok thiers this guys friend
#4705 [20:46] <eliterequeim> but i dont know when he bought the gift code x.x
#4706 [20:46] <mib_vjc002> for well hes in a grave yard
#4707 [20:46] <SumWon> Well, there should be an email for that too? Or did he tell it to you in person or something lol
#4708 [20:46] <eliterequeim> he had the code for awhile and gave it to me
#4709 [20:46] <mib_vjc002> and he sees this guys open cofen and takes a shoe only one XD
#4710 [20:46] <eliterequeim> lol
#4711 [20:46] <SumWon> :x
#4712 [20:47] <Narfleblog> WTF
#4713 [20:47] <Narfleblog> It works
#4714 [20:47] <Narfleblog> Now I'm confused
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#4716 [20:47] <mib_vjc002> and gave it 2 his friend and he say"oh i know what i'm going 2 with a deadguy sho
#4717 [20:47] <Narfleblog> And I am also a genius
#4718 [20:47] <SumWon> lmao Narfleblog, grats
#4719 [20:47] <Narfleblog> Thank you. It's minecraft's fault. Not apple
#4720 [20:47] <mib_vjc002> i'm gunna levea i'm just being a fucking dumbass
#4721 [20:48] <Narfleblog> Damn you Minecraft!
#4722 [20:48] <Narfleblog> Thank you SumWon
#4723 [20:48] <eliterequeim> is there like a support email i can contact or something? lol
#4724 [20:48] <eliterequeim> i went through the support page but its all menu driven
#4725 [20:48] <eliterequeim> and i dunnoif my problem even qualifies
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#4727 [20:49] <FadeInFected> Hello
#4728 [20:49] <Oerg866_> anyone know if minecraft's launcher is online
#4729 [20:49] <eliterequeim> yo
#4730 [20:50] <FadeInFected> can someone help me
#4731 [20:50] <SumWon> <Narfleblog> Thank you SumWon
#4732 [20:50] <SumWon> Wth did I do?
#4733 [20:50] <SumWon> I just said download Java...
#4734 [20:50] <FadeInFected> plz someone help me
#4735 [20:50] <SumWon> What's up FadeInFected
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#4737 [20:51] <SumWon> eliterequeim, there IS an email somewhere, I believe, but getting a response is unlikely.
#4738 [20:51] <eliterequeim> poop.
#4739 [20:51] <FadeInFected> whenever i try to join a server it says bad login and i bought minecraft and i have my own server but it doesnt work
#4740 [20:52] <FadeInFected> and i have log me in hamachi
#4741 [20:52] <napoleon> say there name some will respond but caution 3 of of them are a** holes
#4742 [20:52] <eliterequeim> only real reason is i was wondering if i was gonna get all the future updates free or if I was gonna have to pay
#4743 [20:52] <napoleon> mollstam
#4744 [20:52] <FadeInFected> ?
#4745 [20:53] <napoleon> [L]
#4746 [20:53] <FadeInFected> someone tel me whats wrong with my minecraft
#4747 [20:53] <napoleon> Greybot
#4748 [20:54] <napoleon> GreyVulpine
#4749 [20:54] <eliterequeim> ?
#4750 [20:54] <napoleon> Eddie
#4751 [20:55] <napoleon> Aubot you their ?
#4752 [20:57] <napoleon> ugh all these volunteers are worthless except for John
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#4754 [20:57] <findow> good evening :D
#4755 [20:57] <napoleon> hello
#4756 [20:57] <eliterequeim> well this is slightly annoying...
#4757 [20:57] <napoleon> no ones on now which sucks
#4758 [20:57] <findow> my browser game freezes at "done loading", and my console gave me some feedback
#4759 [20:58] * eliterequeim wishes they had a proper customer support email
#4759 [20:58] <findow> might anyone here be able to guess what this stuff means?
#4760 [20:58] <findow> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=NLttfAzF
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#4762 [21:00] <napoleon> I bought the game today and waiting all day for someone with linux knowledge
#4763 [21:00] <napoleon> for over 6 hour lol
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#4767 [21:00] <Viking667> is anyone having trouble logging into minecraft at the moment?
#4768 [21:00] <eliterequeim> does anyone know of a way of contacting them?
#4769 [21:01] <Viking667> I'm stuck on "Logging in..."
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#4771 [21:01] <findow> im stuck at "done loading"
#4772 [21:01] * Viking667 blinks. Oh, great...
#4772 [21:02] <Viking667> now it says "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#4773 [21:02] <napoleon> you say the names under Idelers and see if any of those idiots respond
#4774 [21:02] <mr_boo> i had mindcraft for long time now and all of a sudden when i am logging in it is stuck on a black page
#4775 [21:02] <Viking667> never mind. I'm in it for offline play anyhow.
#4776 [21:02] <Viking667> mr_boo: it's not just you...
#4777 [21:02] <mudpit> i just got a new texterpack and i got it in but for some reason it wont show the water
#4778 [21:02] <eliterequeim> no i mean, how to contact majong or notch
#4779 [21:03] <napoleon> i cant break blocks without the game menu poping up
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#4782 [21:04] <napoleon> every second
#4783 [21:04] <sprocket> My minecraft keeps crashing
#4784 [21:04] <sprocket> i need help
#4785 [21:05] <mr_boo> can any help i have a black loading page it wont load mindcraft
#4786 [21:05] <sprocket> FINE DONT HELP DICKS!
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#4788 [21:06] <mudpit> can enyone tell me y my new texter pack wont show the water when my frend got the same one at the same time and he can see it
#4789 [21:06] <eliterequeim> wow...
#4790 [21:06] <mr_boo> is there anyone even here to help
#4791 [21:06] <eliterequeim> i'm gonna go now
#4792 [21:06] * mib_vcekea [mib_vcekea@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4793 [21:06] <mib_vcekea> hello
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#4795 [21:07] <mib_vcekea> i need help with something
#4796 [21:07] <mudpit> me to
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#4798 [21:07] <napoleon> no one that can help you is here
#4799 [21:07] <mr_boo> can anyone help me
#4800 [21:07] <mib_vcekea> r u kidding...
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#4802 [21:07] <napoleon> nope
#4803 [21:07] <mib_vcekea> uggggggggggggggggg
#4804 [21:08] <mib_vcekea> does anyone on here hv there own server
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#4806 [21:08] <napoleon> i wish you could call them
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#4808 [21:08] <mr_boo> what is the point of this nobody can help
#4809 [21:08] <mib_vcekea> i know..
#4810 [21:09] <mr_boo> i want to play mindcraft
#4811 [21:09] <charmander> ITS TAKING FOREVER TO DOWNLOAD THE GAME I JUST PURCHASED
#4812 [21:09] <mib_0i35f5> can eny one tell me y i cannt see the water in my new mappack
#4813 [21:09] <DDP> I was wonder if anyone could help me with this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/3wbrv3z ?
#4814 [21:09] <mib_0i35f5> texterpack
#4815 [21:09] <Viking667> charmander: I suspect at the moment, minecraft.net is uh, busy.
#4816 [21:09] <Viking667> I'll check it again though, but I'm not on Mojang, so I can't help.
#4817 [21:09] <mr_boo> dont use the texterpack there problem sovled
#4818 [21:10] <napoleon> charmander really
#4819 [21:10] <Viking667> yay. It worked that time...
#4820 [21:10] <mib_0i35f5> can eny help
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#4823 [21:11] <DDP> No one? :/
#4824 [21:11] <mib_vcekea> does anyone hv a server on here
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#4826 [21:12] <mib_vcekea> i want to go on one with no role playing on it
#4827 [21:12] <mib_0i35f5> can eny one help me plz
#4828 [21:12] <mib_vcekea> does anyone know a server like tht
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#4830 [21:12] <brinn> hello when i try to login it says cannot connect and in little letter it says not downloaded. can someone please help me?
#4831 [21:12] <mib_vcekea> theres no one on to help
#4832 [21:13] <mr_fribble> does this game actually work? I bought it for my son and it askes me to buy it again if i want to play.
#4833 [21:13] <mib_vcekea> yes it does
#4834 [21:14] <Milamaster> Hello, I need some help please: I just bought a brand new Alienware M17x with an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870 videocard and an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q740 @ 1.73GHz processor, however, Minecraft runs with alot of lag... does anyone know what is the problem and how it can be fixed? (Minecraft does run with more lag when it is in window mode instead of fullscr
#4835 [21:14] <Snow> @ mr_fribble you can play on his accout but if your not going to you do need to buy it again
#4836 [21:15] <mib_vcekea> snow
#4837 [21:15] <Snow> yeah?
#4838 [21:15] <mib_vcekea> do u know any servers tht dont hv role playing in them
#4839 [21:16] <mib_vcekea> i just want to build with my friend
#4840 [21:16] <Snow> http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4841 [21:16] <brinn> hello when i try to login it says cannot connect and in little letter it says not downloaded. can someone please help me?
#4842 [21:16] <Snow> wait my friend has one
#4843 [21:16] <mib_vcekea> r they role playing servers????
#4844 [21:16] <SumWon> Does anyone know how to get Minecraft working on Intel integrated graphics?
#4845 [21:16] <mib_vcekea> he does do u mind if i go on it
#4846 [21:16] <Snow> My friend has a freebuild one
#4847 [21:16] <Snow> one sec
#4848 [21:16] <mib_vcekea> really??
#4849 [21:16] <mib_vcekea> alright :)
#4850 [21:17] <SumWon> No one, then? :x
#4851 [21:17] <mib_vcekea> nope
#4852 [21:17] <AG_Scott> SumWon: it might be laggy on integrated graphics
#4853 [21:17] <SumWon> Oh probably.
#4854 [21:17] <AG_Scott> You can try updating your drives though.
#4855 [21:17] <AG_Scott> ONe sec
#4856 [21:17] <SumWon> ...I should have thought of that, rofl.
#4857 [21:18] <mib_vcekea> lol
#4858 [21:18] <AG_Scott> drivers*
#4859 [21:18] <SumWon> Yeah
#4860 [21:18] <AG_Scott> ?? gpu/intel
#4861 [21:18] <VoxelHead> gpu/intel: You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4862 [21:18] <mib_vcekea> u there snow
#4863 [21:18] <Snow> hold on he's giving me a link...
#4864 [21:18] <mib_vcekea> o alright
#4865 [21:19] <SumWon> One sec, AG_Scott, I think I got it, thanks lol
#4866 [21:20] <Snow> 68.57.50.128:5005 should be it but you need to apply
#4867 [21:20] <Milamaster> Hello, I need some help please: I just bought a brand new Alienware M17x with an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870 videocard and an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q740 @ 1.73GHz processor, however, Minecraft runs with alot of lag... does anyone know what is the problem and how it can be fixed? (Minecraft does run with more lag when it is in window mode instead of fullscr
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#4869 [21:20] <mib_vcekea> apply to wht
#4870 [21:20] <Snow> this forum post ill try to find it
#4871 [21:20] <charmander> this is ridiculous won't download hope i did not get ripped off!!!!!!!
#4872 [21:21] <mib_1zy4y6> hi, when i download the game, the green bar doesnt load all the way and then it stops short and freezes, any recomendations?
#4873 [21:22] <mib_vcekea> is it a roll playing server or free build
#4874 [21:22] <mib_vcekea> snow
#4875 [21:22] <Snow> freebuild
#4876 [21:22] <mib_vcekea> ok cool
#4877 [21:22] <Snow> almost got it
#4878 [21:22] <mib_vcekea> so i can just logg on to it
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#4880 [21:22] <SumWon> I love waffles.
#4881 [21:23] <WaffleOnABike> Hello guys.
#4882 [21:23] * mib_vjrh6n [mib_vjrh6n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4883 [21:23] <Milamaster> Hello, I need some help please: I just bought a brand new Alienware M17x with an ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5870 videocard and an Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q740 @ 1.73GHz processor, however, Minecraft runs with alot of lag... does anyone know what is the problem and how it can be fixed? (Minecraft does run with more lag when it is in window mode instead of fullscr
#4884 [21:23] <Snow> tHATS MY FRIEND WAFFLEONABIKE'
#4885 [21:23] <mib_vcekea> oo ok
#4886 [21:23] <SumWon> Milamaster, Alienware = gross :P
#4887 [21:23] <SumWon> But yeah, that's kinda weird.
#4888 [21:24] <WaffleOnABike> I have a server up for freebuild.
#4889 [21:24] <Milamaster> why gross?
#4890 [21:24] <WaffleOnABike> PM me for info.
#4891 [21:24] <SumWon> Milamaster, you're paying for a label. It's over priced to all hell ;P
#4892 [21:24] <Milamaster> why gross SumWon?
#4893 [21:24] <SumWon> Buuuuut
#4894 [21:24] <Milamaster> lol
#4895 [21:24] <Milamaster> but it's weird aint it?
#4896 [21:24] <SumWon> In terms of performance....
#4897 [21:24] <Milamaster> yes...
#4898 [21:24] <SumWon> Is it over heating at all?
#4899 [21:24] <mib_vcekea> hey waffle
#4900 [21:25] <Milamaster> no
#4901 [21:25] <Milamaster> it's fine
#4902 [21:25] <SumWon> Hmm
#4903 [21:25] <mib_vcekea> waffle
#4904 [21:25] <Milamaster> runs other games perfectly
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#4906 [21:25] <Milamaster> wverything else perfectly
#4907 [21:25] <WaffleOnABike> Hey.
#4908 [21:25] <Andriamanitra> are you sure it's the computer that's lagging not the server you're playing on?
#4909 [21:26] <mib_vcekea> waffle can i go on ur server plz
#4910 [21:26] <WaffleOnABike> Sure thing.
#4911 [21:26] <Milamaster> i think that it may be using the integrated graphics instead of the video card for minecraft but i dont know where to change that :/
#4912 [21:26] <mib_vcekea> whts the ip
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#4914 [21:26] <mib_vcekea> ty man
#4915 [21:26] <WaffleOnABike> You can join now, but you must apply to spawn stuff, and have other commands.
#4916 [21:26] <Andriamanitra> tried googling it?
#4917 [21:27] <WaffleOnABike> IP is 68.57.50.128:5005
#4918 [21:27] <Milamaster> yes i have
#4919 [21:27] <Milamaster> no luck on finding the right solution
#4920 [21:27] <WaffleOnABike> To apply, go here, or apply on the server. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/553075-wafflebuild-freebuild-server/page__p__7302839__fromsearch__1#entry7302839
#4921 [21:27] <Milamaster> i was playing single player btw
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#4923 [21:27] <Milamaster> imma try to google a tip that i got now thx for the help brb
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#4925 [21:29] <sonik_> i have been looking into adding a mod for my daughter's game but she wants to be able to still use the SMP server (linux) we run ... do I need to make batch files for her and run the modes out of another directory?
#4926 [21:29] <mib_vcekea> ty
#4927 [21:29] <sonik_> mods* not modes
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#4930 [21:31] <leaper> i keep getting black scrren why?
#4931 [21:31] <leaper> *screen
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#4934 [21:33] <Brandan> I'm having an issue with Minecraft classic, I keep getting just a black screen. Is there a fix for this?
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#4938 [21:40] <Milamaster> Anyone know how to change from integrated graphics to discrete graphics on an alienware m17x?
#4939 [21:40] <Sqozza> Yeah, sell it and buy a real brand
#4940 [21:41] <Milamaster> LOL
#4941 [21:41] <Milamaster> why do you say that?
#4942 [21:42] <Sqozza> Alienware is overpriced to all hell
#4943 [21:42] <Milamaster> well agree, but I got it as a gift :P
#4944 [21:42] <Milamaster> anyways it's still gud :3
#4945 [21:42] <Milamaster> very gud :D
#4946 [21:44] <Sqozza> Go have a look in the bio-
#4947 [21:44] <Sqozza> well shit
#4948 [21:44] * Eddie is appalled from people calling us idiots and dicks.
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#4950 [21:47] <mib_er56yf> i baught the game but it doesnt give me the option to download the game
#4951 [21:47] <Viking667> mib_er56yf: head off to http://www.minecraft.net/download.php (if someone else hasn't already told you that)
#4952 [21:48] <mib_er56yf> i clicked that link and it said it wasnt found
#4953 [21:48] <Viking667> hm.
#4954 [21:48] <mib_er56yf> and when i try and change my skin it doesnt appear that i changed it
#4955 [21:50] <Viking667> mib_er56yf: oops, my bad. http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#4956 [21:50] <Viking667> mib_er56yf: uh?
#4957 [21:50] <sonik_> @leaper, I get that when I try to run it on a remote desktop... seems like vid drivers
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#4959 [21:50] <sonik_> maybe try the other version on the website
#4960 [21:50] <Viking667> anyhow, I'm heading back into minecraft.
#4961 [21:51] <mib_er56yf> how come when i go to minecraftskin.com and change my skin i dont see the change
#4962 [21:56] * |Kiikun|Janus| [|Kiikun|Janus|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4963 [21:56] * |Kiikun|Janus| salutes!
#4963 [21:57] * mib_ebkq0a [mib_ebkq0a@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4964 [21:57] <mib_ebkq0a> \nate
#4965 [21:58] <mib_ebkq0a> i need help with minecraft
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#4967 [22:00] <mib_ebkq0a> when i try to download updates for minecraft,it says it "fails"
#4968 [22:00] <mib_er56yf> any one have an online server
#4969 [22:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_er56yf smp/servers
#4970 [22:01] <VoxelHead> mib_er56yf: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#4971 [22:01] <VoxelHead> mib_er56yf: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#4972 [22:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_ebkq0a: it just says it 'fails'? more detail please.
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#4974 [22:02] <mib_er56yf> like a multiplayer game i can join
#4975 [22:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_er56yf: thats what SMP is.
#4976 [22:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> SMP = Survival Multi-Player
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#4980 [22:06] <guacamole> is anyone else having a problem with the music and sound sliders crashing their java?
#4981 [22:07] <luckie> Hello, I was wondering if anyone could help me reverse what I did before I got the game open?
#4982 [22:08] <|Kiichan|> luckie: um.. reverse what?
#4983 [22:08] <luckie> I told my browser not to trust the certificate because I wanted to go back a page, and usually it would just prompt me agaijn if I opened the page again, but it didn't.
#4984 [22:08] <|Kiichan|> guacamole: we;ve had people sayign theirt sound just doesnt work. dunno about crashes yet.
#4985 [22:09] <luckie> Not teh game window just keeps saying Java Error
#4986 [22:09] <luckie> now*
#4987 [22:09] <|Kiichan|> luckie: in what browser?
#4988 [22:09] <Andriamanitra> i think you can find it somewhere in browser settings
#4989 [22:09] <luckie> Firefox
#4990 [22:09] * |Kiichan| loks for exactly where it is
#4990 [22:09] <Viking667> meh. sounds like minecraft.net isn't alive (at least currently as I type this)
#4991 [22:10] <Viking667> sorry. I'll rephrase - the auth server isn't up.
#4992 [22:13] <|Kiichan|> luckie: yor not getting the 'failed to launch' page right?
#4993 [22:13] <luckie> I am
#4994 [22:14] <Viking667> heh. That's not what I got... I got "Cannot connect to minecraft.net", so I'm on my way.
#4995 [22:14] <luckie> then it lists the Java error uhh exact words "access denied . . . . property permission"
#4996 [22:15] <|Kiichan|> yeah. im clickign cancel myself and it should just reask you. browse away and then back.. or close and reopen firefox?
#4997 [22:16] <luckie> I have done that, closed and reopened it. it never reasks me like ususal
#4998 [22:16] <|Kiichan|> just goes straight to it?
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#5000 [22:16] <sockmister> how do i host a multiplayer game
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#5002 [22:16] <luckie> yea
#5003 [22:17] <|Kiichan|> sockmister: run an SMP server.
#5004 [22:17] <|Kiichan|> ?? SMP
#5005 [22:17] <VoxelHead> smp: Survival Multi-Player
#5006 [22:17] <mib_kzi4mk> how can i delte my data for minecraft
#5007 [22:17] <sockmister> can i get a link to someones game
#5008 [22:17] <|Kiichan|> ??> sockmister smp/servers
#5009 [22:17] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#5010 [22:17] <VoxelHead> sockmister: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#5011 [22:17] <|Kiichan|> luckie: i think its actuaslly in java settings *checking*
#5012 [22:18] <mib_kzi4mk> can anyone tell me how to get the three book thing that is used for mods or something
#5013 [22:19] <|Kiichan|> mib_kzi4mk: three book thing?
#5014 [22:19] <Viking667> seems like they're back... I think I'll have to shut up about this.
#5015 [22:19] <mib_kzi4mk> its like purple grenn its a icon for a folder
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#5017 [22:20] <mib_kzi4mk> anyone
#5018 [22:21] * |Kiichan| has NO idea what kzi's talking about.
#5018 [22:21] <mib_kzi4mk> basically im trying to download mods and intstall them
#5019 [22:22] <mib_kzi4mk> hello
#5020 [22:23] <|Kiichan|> luckie: you on windows?
#5021 [22:23] <|Kiichan|> ??> mib_kzi4mk mods
#5022 [22:23] <luckie> >> no
#5023 [22:24] <VoxelHead> mib_kzi4mk: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#5024 [22:24] <VoxelHead> mib_kzi4mk: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5025 [22:24] <|Kiichan|> mac?
#5026 [22:24] <|Kiichan|> linux?
#5027 [22:24] <|Kiichan|> :P
#5028 [22:24] <luckie> yea
#5029 [22:24] <luckie> It was free . . .
#5030 [22:24] <|Kiichan|> ??> luckie mac/reinst
#5031 [22:24] <VoxelHead> luckie: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5032 [22:24] <VoxelHead> luckie: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin folder to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#5034 [22:25] <|Kiichan|> wait.. this is classic your having a problem with?
#5035 [22:25] <|Kiichan|> not beta?
#5036 [22:25] <luckie> In browser Beta
#5037 [22:25] <mib_ebkq0a> well i haven't been on for a while.and when i tried to get on,it started to download and midway through, it stopped downloading and said that it failed.
#5038 [22:25] <|Kiichan|> ok then that might work.
#5039 [22:26] <Murrlin> evening all.
#5040 [22:26] <luckie> kay, thank you!
#5041 [22:26] <|Kiichan|> ello Murrlin
#5042 [22:26] <Murrlin> bit of an argument I'm having with minecraft.jar ...
#5043 [22:26] <luckie> Its working!
#5044 [22:26] <mib_ebkq0a> well i haven't been on for a while.and when i tried to get on,it started to download and midway through, it stopped downloading and said that it failed.
#5045 [22:26] <Murrlin> I must not have the hang of java running yet
#5046 [22:27] <Murrlin> oh, I'm on linux mint, with java 1.6
#5047 [22:27] <|Kiichan|> luckie: :3 something must have altered your permissions to the minecratf jar. thats what was happening
#5048 [22:27] <|Kiichan|> luckie: sugest runnign virus and malware scans with whatever tools you chose
#5049 [22:28] <|Kiichan|> mib_ebkq0a: you on windows, linux, or mac?
#5050 [22:28] <mib_ebkq0a> windows
#5051 [22:28] <|Kiichan|> Murrlin: does mint use openjdk or sun java?
#5052 [22:28] <Murrlin> oo eck. actually twiggled the permissions on mine and it's working now
#5053 [22:28] <|Kiichan|> ??> mib_ebkq0a win/reinst
#5054 [22:28] <VoxelHead> mib_ebkq0a: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5055 [22:28] <VoxelHead> mib_ebkq0a: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5056 [22:29] <mib_ebkq0a> thank you:)
#5057 [22:30] <|Kiichan|> :3
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#5059 [22:33] <mib_ebkq0a> it did it again:(
#5060 [22:34] <|Kiichan|> it downloaded some , but stalls partway?
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#5064 [22:44] <Seina> My world does not show up in saves. But my folder is available in saves
#5065 [22:46] <|Kiichan|> said folder contain a level.dat?
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#5067 [22:46] <smellme2> sup
#5068 [22:46] <smellme2> is anyone free to help me
#5069 [22:46] <|Kiichan|> smellme2: i dotn wanna smell you :P
#5070 [22:46] <Seina> yes
#5071 [22:46] <smellme2> lol
#5072 [22:47] <Seina> and there is a level.dat_old
#5073 [22:47] <smellme2> alright so, in minecraft I have transparent areas, places where blocks arent dissapearing when I break them, and parts where its half day and half night
#5074 [22:47] <Seina> folder
#5075 [22:47] <smellme2> how can I fix this
#5076 [22:47] <|Kiichan|> hmm... Seina: doe it contain any... non-alphaneumeric characters?
#5077 [22:47] <|Kiichan|> smellme2: and when you break those blocks and walk inside them you basicly see XRay?
#5078 [22:48] <Seina> no idea, let me check
#5079 [22:48] <smellme2> not sure about that part
#5080 [22:48] <smellme2> I can check if you want but need it to happen again
#5081 [22:48] <smellme2> itd be easier to just assume whatever
#5082 [22:48] <smellme2> brb btw
#5083 [22:49] <|Kiichan|> smellme2: no, i know what your problem is. i was having similar probs in 1.6... but it stoped for me. think it happens more when the memory starts to bug out.
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#5085 [22:49] <|Kiichan|> heya john.. if you are there :P
#5086 [22:50] <smellme2> back
#5087 [22:50] <JohnEBH> Hai
#5088 [22:50] <smellme2> ok so you dont know a solution?
#5089 [22:50] <|Kiichan|> i dont.. but john might :P
#5090 [22:50] <JohnEBH> Problem?
#5091 [22:50] <Seina> |Kiichan| it does not open in Wordpad, what program should i use
#5092 [22:50] <smellme2> yes
#5093 [22:50] * JohnEBH emphasize might.
#5093 [22:50] <smellme2> alright so, in minecraft I have transparent areas, places where blocks arent dissapearing when I break them, and parts where its half day and half night
#5094 [22:50] <|Kiichan|> ... Seina... what is the former's name?
#5095 [22:51] <|Kiichan|> *folder
#5096 [22:51] <smellme2> can you help me with that john
#5097 [22:51] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Is this on single player?
#5098 [22:51] <smellme2> multiplayer
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#5100 [22:51] <JohnEBH> smellme2- It's multiplayer issue? On your server?
#5101 [22:51] <sluggo> I need help
#5102 [22:51] <smellme2> no like I play online and it happens on every server
#5103 [22:51] <JohnEBH> ??> sluggo ask
#5104 [22:51] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#5105 [22:51] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#5106 [22:51] <Seina> Seina
#5107 [22:52] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Um how long do you wait/play on these servers?
#5108 [22:52] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Before you disconnect.
#5109 [22:52] <sluggo> It says I'm not premium/:
#5110 [22:52] <Seina> Folder is Seina
#5111 [22:52] <smellme2> I just play and deal with it
#5112 [22:52] <JohnEBH> sluggo- Username please
#5113 [22:52] <smellme2> so 30 mins at least
#5114 [22:52] <sluggo> Inex_Gryni
#5115 [22:52] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Because my initial thoughts are that you're not waiting long enough for server files to load.
#5116 [22:52] <|Kiichan|> Seina: try renamign it and seeing if it loads? it might be that the level.dat got corupted.
#5117 [22:52] <JohnEBH> smellme2- But now that I know you try to wait it out...
#5118 [22:52] <JohnEBH> ??> smellme2 win/dxdiag
#5119 [22:52] <VoxelHead> smellme2: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5120 [22:52] <VoxelHead> smellme2: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#5121 [22:52] <smellme2> disconnecting doesnt help either
#5122 [22:53] <|Kiichan|> Seina: in that case.. try replacing the .dat with the .dat_old
#5123 [22:53] <Seina> i tried to rename the dat_old to .dat, but didn't help
#5124 [22:53] <smellme2> john is there anything particular I could just tell you
#5125 [22:53] <smellme2> or you need the whole thing
#5126 [22:53] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Um, processor speed, ram and video card?
#5127 [22:53] <sluggo> Inex_Gryni
#5128 [22:54] <smellme2> 2.4 quad core
#5129 [22:54] <smellme2> 4 gigs
#5130 [22:54] <JohnEBH> !paid Inex_Gryni
#5131 [22:54] <smellme2> geforce 465
#5132 [22:54] <JohnEBH> sluggo- When did you pay?
#5133 [22:54] <JohnEBH> smellme2- More than good enough.
#5134 [22:54] <sluggo> Today
#5135 [22:54] <smellme2> GTX 465
#5136 [22:54] <JohnEBH> sluggo- How long ago?
#5137 [22:54] <sluggo> At like 4
#5138 [22:54] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Hold up as I try to get a server running
#5139 [22:54] <JohnEBH> sluggo- Uh, wait it out until
#5140 [22:55] <JohnEBH> sluggo- May take a day or to for it to process
#5141 [22:55] <JohnEBH> Two*
#5142 [22:55] <|Kiichan|> Seina: sorry.. im stumped at that point besides seeing if a mcedit resave would fix it.. but im just guessing there.
#5143 [22:55] <sluggo> Okay it said an hour:(
#5144 [22:55] * JohnEBH points at ??> Nullsave
#5144 [22:55] <|Kiichan|> JohnEBH: need a server? :D
#5145 [22:55] <JohnEBH> sluggo- lol It can take a max 5 days.
#5146 [22:55] <|Kiichan|> ?? nullsave
#5147 [22:55] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#5148 [22:55] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#5149 [22:55] <JohnEBH> JohnEBH- Sure?
#5150 [22:55] <JohnEBH> Fail
#5151 [22:55] <|Kiichan|> ooh :P
#5152 [22:56] <sluggo> Omgsh....
#5153 [22:56] * |Kiichan| kills plugin and loads up server in a few secs
#5153 [22:56] <JohnEBH> sluggo- But it's rare =P
#5154 [22:56] <JohnEBH> WTHHH
#5155 [22:56] <JohnEBH> YOU KILLED GREYBOT!
#5156 [22:56] <sluggo> Okay well thank you(: I love watching Syndicate mindcraft videos
#5157 [22:56] <|Kiichan|> :P
#5158 [22:57] <JohnEBH> AND GREYVULPINE =O
#5159 [22:57] <JohnEBH> |Kiichan|- How could you...
#5160 [22:57] <JohnEBH> sluggo- Um wanna try playing a demo in the meantime?
#5161 [22:57] <smellme2> so john you waiting on a server?
#5162 [22:57] <sluggo> Where???;D
#5163 [22:57] <JohnEBH> sluggo- It has a 90minute play period though
#5164 [22:57] <sluggo> :D
#5165 [22:57] <JohnEBH> ??> sluggo demo
#5166 [22:57] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#5167 [22:57] <VoxelHead> sluggo: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#5168 [22:57] <Seina> |Kiichan| where can I find MCEdit
#5169 [22:57] <JohnEBH> smellme2- |Kiichan| claims that he/she's setting up a server atm =P
#5170 [22:57] <smellme2> kk
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#5173 [22:58] <|Kiichan|> JohnEBH: kiichan.is-a-geek.net
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#5175 [22:58] <JohnEBH> smellme2- IP: kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#5176 [22:58] <|Kiichan|> sorry for slowness, but im dialup :P
#5177 [22:58] <JohnEBH> >.>"
#5178 [22:58] <|Kiichan|> erm dsl
#5179 [22:58] <|Kiichan|> same crap
#5180 [22:58] <JohnEBH> So am I XD
#5181 [22:58] <|Kiichan|> the calc says i can only run 1 other person :P
#5182 [22:58] * |Kiichan| doesnt trust!
#5182 [22:58] <sluggo> Thanks:D
#5183 [22:59] <smellme2> im here
#5184 [22:59] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Same problem?
#5185 [22:59] <smellme2> dunno lemme walk around
#5186 [22:59] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Lol K =P
#5187 [22:59] <sluggo> thanks
#5188 [22:59] <Seina> |Kiichan| where can I find MCEdit
#5189 [22:59] <JohnEBH> sluggo- Np
#5190 [22:59] <smellme2> happens randomly
#5191 [22:59] <smellme2> not yet though
#5192 [22:59] <JohnEBH> ??> Seina nullsave
#5193 [22:59] <VoxelHead> Seina: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#5194 [22:59] <Akuma> today i buyed minecraft and try dowloading the launcher but when i try to open it nothing appen
#5195 [22:59] <VoxelHead> Seina: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#5196 [22:59] <JohnEBH> See the link? ^
#5197 [23:00] <JohnEBH> Akuma- Is java installed?
#5198 [23:00] <Akuma> yes
#5199 [23:00] <|Kiichan|> smellme2: im runnign a bukkit 1000 server. removed all my plugins for the moment
#5200 [23:00] <sluggo> Have any of you heard of Syndicate?
#5201 [23:00] <JohnEBH> sluggo- Yeah
#5202 [23:00] <Akuma> i can play on the website
#5203 [23:00] * |Kiichan| waves to akuma and asumes its a different akuma
#5203 [23:00] <smellme2> johnebh im not sure how to trigger it
#5204 [23:00] <smellme2> it just sort of happens at certain spots
#5205 [23:00] <JohnEBH> Akuma- updating drivers might fix it.
#5206 [23:00] <sluggo> He's awesome:)
#5207 [23:01] <Akuma> evrything is up to date tho =/
#5208 [23:01] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Hm...
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#5210 [23:01] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Could it be when there's running water/lava, redstone on/off?
#5211 [23:01] <smellme2> no
#5212 [23:01] <smellme2> it could just be lag, I think ill give it some more time
#5213 [23:01] <smellme2> ive been getting teleported a lot
#5214 [23:02] <JohnEBH> Akuma- Graphics card model?
#5215 [23:02] <smellme2> so yeah ill get back to you on it later, thanks for the helpf or now
#5216 [23:02] <JohnEBH> smellme2- Np, if needed we can test on my server as well, it's ready with plugins =P
#5217 [23:02] <smellme2> kk, later for now
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#5220 [23:04] <Akuma> ATI i think but i was able to play yesterday but i was on craked version tho =/ but i buyed minecraft this afternoon and deleted all minecraft cracked thing and download the oficial launcher andnow nothing work but i still can play with my account on the website
#5221 [23:05] <JohnEBH> Akuma- Hmmm Have you tried the old launcher? I'll get a link in a sec..
#5222 [23:06] <JohnEBH> Other launcher: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#5223 [23:06] <JohnEBH> Still wonders what difference is from that and this: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1313982344530...
#5224 [23:06] <AG_Scott> There isn't.
#5225 [23:06] <JohnEBH> So why this note? "If that version doesn't work for some reason, try this:" o.o"
#5226 [23:07] <Akuma> samething i run it and nothing appen and there's no java proccess that open
#5227 [23:09] * |Kiichan| runs around on server... tryign to find his house <.<
#5227 [23:09] <JohnEBH> Akuma- The old 1.2 launcher =p http://www.shadownet-online.com/Downloads/minecraft.zip
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#5229 [23:09] <JohnEBH> |Kiichan|- No teleporting without plugins =P
#5230 [23:09] <|Kiichan|> dont think i set a teleport
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#5232 [23:09] <JohnEBH> /home
#5233 [23:09] <JohnEBH> ?
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#5235 [23:09] <Diorro> Hello
#5236 [23:09] <|Kiichan|> and doesnt helop the only way to find it.. is a single block missing in a sandy ocean floor
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#5239 [23:10] <Diorro> How I can to instal texture pack?
#5240 [23:10] <JohnEBH> Diorro- A simple google search would've got you the answer.
#5241 [23:10] <JohnEBH> Diorro- Place the zip file in the texture pack folder
#5242 [23:11] <Diorro> Hmm
#5243 [23:11] <JohnEBH> Diorro- You can open the texture pack folder by going to the texture pack menu of minecraft and clicking open folder on the bottom left.
#5244 [23:11] <Akuma> when i try to run it it's saying Failed to load Main-class manifest atribute from c:\user\...\appdata\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\minecraft.jar
#5245 [23:11] <JohnEBH> ??> Akuma win/reinst
#5246 [23:11] <VoxelHead> Akuma: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5247 [23:11] <VoxelHead> Akuma: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5248 [23:11] <JohnEBH> or...
#5249 [23:12] <JohnEBH> ??> Akuma forceupdate
#5250 [23:12] <VoxelHead> Akuma: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5251 [23:12] <VoxelHead> Akuma: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#5252 [23:12] <JohnEBH> Wait does the old launcher have forceupdate...?
#5253 [23:12] <JohnEBH> Shoot T.T
#5254 [23:12] <Akuma> i already tryed it manytimes since this afternoon
#5255 [23:12] <|Kiichan|> JohnEBH: is that the one that got used by pirates?
#5256 [23:13] <JohnEBH> |Kiichan|- nooo
#5257 [23:13] <JohnEBH> |Kiichan|- Wait not sure =P
#5258 [23:13] * |Kiichan| gets and checks
#5258 [23:14] <|Kiichan|> um.. right.. nm.. thats a jar.
#5259 [23:14] <|Kiichan|> that my java dont wanna open :P
#5260 [23:14] <|Kiichan|> ...
#5261 [23:14] <Akuma> any i'll try it i deleted my .minecraft folder so now what do i do. i run minecraft from the website to re-install all the file ?
#5262 [23:14] * |Kiichan| flips off laptop
#5262 [23:15] <Akuma> anyway i'll *
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#5264 [23:16] <JohnEBH> What error does it give you when you try to open the current launcher? >.<
#5265 [23:16] * |Kiichan| has no prob with current launher :P
#5265 [23:17] * |Kiichan| cant play in webpage.. but doesnt do that anyway :D
#5265 [23:17] <Akuma> when i try to open the launcher that i downloaded from here http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe?v=1313983005418 and i try to run it nothing appen absolutly notthing
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#5267 [23:17] <JohnEBH> Does it have the Grass block icon?
#5268 [23:17] * |Kiichan| squeezes buffalo for his sauce!
#5268 [23:18] <JohnEBH> o.o
#5269 [23:18] * buffalo hides
#5269 [23:18] * |Kiichan| uses to make TASTY pizza :D
#5269 [23:18] <Akuma> i got the icon on my desktop. when i click on it to run it and open the launcher nothing appen.
#5270 [23:19] <|Kiichan|> sorry.. im feeil a bit silly atm :P
#5271 [23:19] <buffalo> >_< I wish we had buffalo herds in minecraft
#5272 [23:19] <|Kiichan|> pretend the cows a re buffalo
#5273 [23:19] <buffalo> but they dont really go in large groups like you see buffalos in real life
#5274 [23:19] * JohnEBH gets someone to turn the cow into a buffalo in a texture pack.
#5274 [23:19] <buffalo> good idea :) haha
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#5276 [23:20] <Akuma> @JohnEBH i got the icon on my desktop. when i click on it to run it and open the launcher nothing appen.
#5277 [23:20] <JohnEBH> Akuma- Yeah still wondering what could fix that.
#5278 [23:20] <|Kiichan|> buffalo: with a singleplayer passive cap of about 15 mobs... you wouldnt see large packs of anything
#5279 [23:20] <Akuma> oh ok sorry
#5280 [23:21] <dragonsbreath> my game will not start up
#5281 [23:21] * |Kiichan| debates between blowing stair prototype to hell with tnt, or watchign it burn with a nearby open lava souce.
#5281 [23:21] <JohnEBH> dragonsbreath- Played via minecraft.net yet?
#5282 [23:21] <buffalo> |Kiichan|: Is it possible to get rid of that cap? sorry I am kind of new at mc
#5283 [23:22] <JohnEBH> Lava/fire is too slow T.T
#5284 [23:22] <JohnEBH> Possible mod?
#5285 [23:22] <dragonsbreath> i tried dowloading amazo pack and now my game doesnt work
#5286 [23:22] <|Kiichan|> buffalo: not withouit mods.
#5287 [23:22] <JohnEBH> We don't support mods =P
#5288 [23:22] <JohnEBH> ??> dragonsbreath mods
#5289 [23:22] <VoxelHead> dragonsbreath: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#5290 [23:22] <VoxelHead> dragonsbreath: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5291 [23:22] <JohnEBH> dragonsbreath- And don't say minecraft does, because it doesn't.
#5292 [23:24] <dragonsbreath> my game screen is plain black and wot load
#5293 [23:25] <|Kiichan|> ??> dragonsbreath win/reinst
#5294 [23:25] <VoxelHead> dragonsbreath: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5295 [23:25] <VoxelHead> dragonsbreath: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5296 [23:25] <JohnEBH> Note: This removes the mods you installed.
#5297 [23:25] * JohnEBH goes afk.
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#5298 [23:25] * JohnEBH is away: Away!
#5298 [23:26] * |Kiichan| goes to watch prototype slowly burn :D
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#5299 [23:28] <dragonsbreath> it will not let me delete some folders
#5300 [23:31] <dragonsbreath> thanks for the help
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#5304 [23:32] <TerabyteRS> Hi guys can you help me
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#5307 [23:33] <TerabyteRS> can you help me
#5308 [23:34] <mib_68jmyq> Every time I try to play in browser on my lap top, it starts to download fine. Then right after the loading screen, I get this error message about Bad video card drivers!
#5309 [23:34] <|Kiichan|> aw.. the tnt blew out mah flames ;_;
#5310 [23:34] <|Kiichan|> TerabyteRS: just ask.
#5311 [23:35] <|Kiichan|> mib: update video drivers then from either your computer manufacturer or chipset manufacturer
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#5313 [23:35] <mib_68jmyq> ok. thank you very much
#5314 [23:35] <figaro> so i can't get classic's multiplayer to work at all
#5315 [23:36] <figaro> anyone here that can help?
#5316 [23:36] <TerabyteRS> when i try to login to mine craft in the browser it just givesme a black window and then it turns white after a while, what do i do? please help!
#5317 [23:37] <|Kiichan|> both of you check you have the latest version fo java at www.java.com
#5318 [23:37] <TerabyteRS> ok
#5319 [23:38] <figaro> i have the latest java version
#5320 [23:38] <figaro> single players works fine
#5321 [23:38] <figaro> white screen when i try multi
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#5324 [23:41] <TerabyteRS> you thiink i should get java 7?
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#5326 [23:42] <|Kiichan|> tera: *points at topic*
#5327 [23:42] <TerabyteRS> ok
#5328 [23:42] <TerabyteRS> lol
#5329 [23:42] <|Kiichan|> works for some people.. doent work for others.
#5330 [23:43] <|Kiichan|> and figaro: try clearing your browsers cache? i dont knwo where classic stores it s files ^^;
#5331 [23:43] <TerabyteRS> k im gonna try again now
#5332 [23:43] <|Kiichan|> oh, wait. derp. temp folder.
#5333 [23:45] <TerabyteRS> kiichan its still a black screen
#5334 [23:45] <TerabyteRS> i have java 7
#5335 [23:46] <|Kiichan|> did you have it workign at all before?
#5336 [23:46] <TerabyteRS> yeah it worked since i got it then today it just stopped working
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#5338 [23:47] <|Kiichan|> you didnt do anything that might have borked it?
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#5340 [23:48] <TerabyteRS> i downloaded a skin and a mod
#5341 [23:49] <|Kiichan|> the mod might have done it :P or the skin.
#5342 [23:49] <oldtopman> ??> TerabyteRS win/reinst
#5343 [23:49] <VoxelHead> TerabyteRS: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5344 [23:49] <VoxelHead> TerabyteRS: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5345 [23:49] * |Kiichan| got ninjad
#5345 [23:49] * oldtopman make a ninja emoticon
#5345 [23:49] <oldtopman>
#5346 [23:50] <|Kiichan|> ninja emote = (:])
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#5348 [23:53] <liquidengineer> Is there any way to kill ice formation on a server?
#5349 [23:53] <liquidengineer> I'm willing to edit config files ...
#5350 [23:54] <|Kiichan|> um... google? *doesnt think theres an easy option... but doesnt doubt theres a bukkit plugin for it
#5351 [23:54] <liquidengineer> I found a plugin called NoMoreRain
#5352 [23:54] <TerabyteRS> thank you so mycg
#5353 [23:54] <TerabyteRS> much
#5354 [23:54] <liquidengineer> I've googled extensively. I only come here to bother ya'll when I can't find what I'm looking for.
#5355 [23:54] <TerabyteRS> its working
#5356 [23:55] <liquidengineer> (I am only annoyed with the ice because I am trying to build a MinecraftFTW-style skytrap, which involves multiple tiers of water flowing down into a hole. the ice keeps freezing my source blocks, no matter how many times I break it.
#5357 [23:56] <Andriamanitra> just place some torches nearby
#5358 [23:56] <|Kiichan|> put a block between the water and sky and it shoudl be fine
#5359 [23:57] <|Kiichan|> worldguard MIGHT help too...
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#5361 [23:57] <|Kiichan|> dunno if it has that option though
#5362 [23:57] <TerabyteRS> why not put torches by where it flows
#5363 [23:57] <Andriamanitra> or you could edit the biome
#5364 [23:59] <liquidengineer> worldguard?