#1 [00:00] <Jerry> No, I am also running Microsoft Security Essentials.
#2 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> I mean, your firewall that you mentioned, was just windows firewall?
#3 [00:01] <Jerry> I think so... I have to access firewall from another account since my mother locked this and I can't get in the control panel.
#4 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Are you on an administrator account?
#5 [00:02] <Jerry> Yes, but I have KidsWatch running on the account, which disables me from accessing the control panel.
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#7 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, is there any way you can try minecraft on an account that doesn't have that running?
#8 [00:02] <Jerry> I did.
#9 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> Still nothing?
#10 [00:03] <Jerry> I downloaded it it on the KidsWatch admin account, but it didn't work either. Same thing.
#11 [00:03] <Jerry> Let me try by making another administrator account.
#12 [00:03] <Jerry> I'll be a second.
#13 [00:03] <Jerry> Be back in a few minutes. Thanks for help in advance.
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#16 [00:09] <Jerry> I've returned.
#17 [00:09] <Jerry> On an account not restricted by KidsWatch.
#18 [00:11] <Jerry> ITS WORKIGN!
#19 [00:11] <Jerry> :)
#20 [00:11] <Jerry> It's downloading packages.
#21 [00:12] <Jerry> It was because of KidsWatch... Or the restriction of use of control panel.
#22 [00:12] * GreyVulpine nods
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#23 [00:12] <Jerry> Thank you.
#24 [00:13] <Jerry> Your help is extremely appreciated.
#25 [00:13] <GreyVulpine> More likely, it was controlling the access to the profile folder of the account
#26 [00:13] <GreyVulpine> Hence, why minecraft wasn't able to download the files
#27 [00:13] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#27 [00:13] <Jerry> Well, goodnight.
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#33 [00:20] <Myth> hello
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#38 [00:23] <Trotaner> U still here vulpine?
#39 [00:23] <GreyVulpine> Yes.
#40 [00:23] <Trotaner> Still stuck on mojang
#41 [00:24] <Wug> forceupdate has been tried?
#42 [00:24] <Trotaner> Yes
#43 [00:24] <GreyVulpine> To clarify, you went to /User/yourname/Library/Application Support/minecraft and deleted everything there except for saves?
#44 [00:24] <Trotaner> Yes
#45 [00:24] <Wug> Trotaner: did you recently uninstall yogbox
#46 [00:25] <Trotaner> I am using a clean minecraftfolder
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#48 [00:25] <Wug> Trotaner: did you recently uninstall yogbox
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#50 [00:25] <Trotaner> No, I have it on a minecraft folder on my desktop. The folder isn't in use though
#51 [00:26] <Wug> have you installed it in the past
#52 [00:27] <Trotaner> I have installed it, it still is installed. Just no on the minecraft folder I'm using. I have multiple folders on my desktop with different mods.
#53 [00:27] <Bl00dyRevolverX> When i try to update it wont move from downloading packages
#54 [00:27] <Wug> Trotaner: redownload the launcher
#55 [00:27] <Wug> yogbox breaks the launcher, thats why I asked
#56 [00:27] <Trotaner> I did. I'm on minecraft-3
#57 [00:28] <Wug> delete the old ones
#58 [00:29] <Trotaner> I did, no effect
#59 [00:29] <Bl00dyRevolverX> can u tell me y my update loading bar wont move
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#61 [00:31] <Trotaner> Bloody- Thats how mine started. It was stuck on downloading packages. Now its stuck on Mojang screen. It's troublesome
#62 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> Trotaner - Could you launch the .app via the terminal, see if it returns any errors once it gets to the mojang screen?
#63 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> Bl00dyRevolverX - How far does it get? What operating system are you on? Has it worked before?
#64 [00:32] <Trotaner> I use a mac. what's .app?
#65 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> The minecraft.app application
#66 [00:33] <Bl00dyRevolverX> it stops at downloading packages. windows 7. and no just bought it today
#67 [00:33] <GreyVulpine> Bl00dyRevolverX - How far does the progress bar get?
#68 [00:34] <Trotaner> Don't have that on mac. we have Application support?
#69 [00:34] <Bl00dyRevolverX> about one sixteenth through
#70 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Trotaner - The file that you use to launch the minecraft launcher should be an .app file
#71 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Bl00dyRevolverX - Does your windows username happen to contain a ! mark in it?
#72 [00:34] <Bl00dyRevolverX> no
#73 [00:35] <GreyVulpine> Bl00dyRevolverX - Running any security software or firewall on your computer?
#74 [00:35] <Bl00dyRevolverX> i just turned it off its working now thank you
#75 [00:35] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#75 [00:36] <Trotaner> It doesn't say "." anything. but It says it is an application, so I guess so
#76 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> Trotaner - Could you launch your terminal ("terminal" in finder, or applications -> utilities -> terminal)
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#78 [00:37] <GreyVulpine> Drag the minecraft launcher over to the terminal window, and press enter
#79 [00:40] <Trotaner> it won't let me. it just deletes it from my scroll bar
#80 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Oh, hmm.. where is the launcher actually located on your hard drive?
#81 [00:41] <Trotaner> oh u meant the file
#82 [00:41] <Trotaner> Ok, I did it
#83 [00:41] <Wug> ;quit devtime
#84 [00:41] <Wug> heh
#85 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> Did the launcher open?
#86 [00:42] <Trotaner> no
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#88 [00:43] <Trotaner> It calls it a directory
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#90 [00:44] <Trotaner> omg it just worked. :) no clue why, but win
#91 [00:44] <GreyVulpine> Does it get past the mojang screen?
#92 [00:44] <Trotaner> yah, its generating a level now
#93 [00:44] * GreyVulpine thumbs-up.
#93 [00:44] <wikked> I've been playing on my friend's server for a week. The server crashed one day, I logged back in, and I was in some crazy random location. So I started over, built up enough to craft a map so that I can get back to my main base, but I don't even appear on the map_0 that I crafted. How do I craft a map that I am on? Or something?
#94 [00:44] <Trotaner> thanks so much
#95 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> Glad we could help
#96 [00:45] <Trotaner> Wikked- have u tried "/spawn" or have your friend set a warp point
#97 [00:45] <GreyVulpine> wikked - Do you know if your friend started a new world?
#98 [00:46] <wikked> GreyVulpine: He did not. I'm sure of that.
#99 [00:46] <GreyVulpine> wikked - Press F3, look at your x/z coordinates. Spawn should be generally around 0,0 for MP servers
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#101 [00:46] <wikked> oh hm, interesting idea, let me see.
#102 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> If that doesn't work, have your friend move/delete your player.dat profile from /world/players/
#103 [00:47] <wikked> OK, great, thanks. So you think if I head towards 0,0 I may find the starting place
#104 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> Next time you connect to that server, it'll be as if you logged in for the first time, with a fresh inventory, and spawning at the default spawn location
#105 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> wikked - default spawn should be at 0,0, if your friend hasn't moved it
#106 [00:48] <wikked> in the F3 screen, is P: the ping?
#107 [00:48] <wikked> and what does the graph represent?
#108 [00:49] <Trotaner> graph is motion sensor
#109 [00:49] <GreyVulpine> Nope.. and -> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/F3
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#111 [00:49] <wikked> ok I will read.
#112 [00:49] <Jaydenn> hello
#113 [00:50] <Trotaner> hello
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#116 [00:50] <wikked> GreyVulpine: thanks for the help!
#117 [00:50] * GreyVulpine tips hat.
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#118 [00:50] <Jaydenn> I have been playing this server (mp) and it has been working fine with no problems, but i went to log into it and it said connection timed out: connect ? how can i fix this ?
#119 [00:51] <Harley> hello
#120 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> Jaydenn - Means the server is down. Try connecting to a different server
#121 [00:51] <Harley> how do i type redstone torchs by typeing /i
#122 [00:51] <Trotaner> It's probobly an internal problem. DOes the server have a website?
#123 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> Known good server that's up, that we use to test connections around here, is smp.shadow-craft.net
#124 [00:51] <Harley> whats the name of redstone torchs
#125 [00:51] <Trotaner> Search block ids
#126 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> If that server works, your server is most likely down
#127 [00:51] <Jaydenn> okay thanks, dose that mean they arent running it or something is wrong ?
#128 [00:51] <GreyVulpine> Jaydenn - Yes. The server is down
#129 [00:51] <Harley> how do i search it
#130 [00:52] <Trotaner> on google
#131 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> Harley - http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Data_values
#132 [00:52] <GreyVulpine> redstone torches are 76
#133 [00:52] <Jaydenn> okay thanks for the help guys :D
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#135 [00:52] <Trotaner> Jayden- they could have missed a payment, be updating, or anything
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#137 [00:53] <Jaydenn> yeah well the admin is probs at school, it is 2:53pm
#138 [00:53] <Trotaner> Wow, its 1 am here
#139 [00:54] <Jaydenn> wow
#140 [00:54] <Trotaner> But the server should still run if he's gone
#141 [00:54] <Trotaner> unless he runs it through his computer. but then u would have to use logmein
#142 [00:54] <Jaydenn> yeah, this had happened before but i just did'nt pay attention to it and played single player then i tryed again at 5:00pm and there were people of and it worked
#143 [00:55] <Jaydenn> that was awhile ago though
#144 [00:55] <Trotaner> ok, then just try later. wut server?
#145 [00:55] <Jaydenn> what do you mean by logmein ?
#146 [00:55] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi program. It's a VPN software people use to host servers, to get around port forwarding
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#148 [00:56] <Wug> someone should change nicks
#149 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> People hosting servers on Hamachi, usually require client who want to connect, to also be using hamachi.
#150 [00:56] <Jaydenn> the server is private atm because we are making it public for 1.8
#151 [00:56] <Trotaner> well my friend does it. He ran a temporary server through his router when our normal server was down. We needed a program called logmein to access his router
#152 [00:56] <Trotaner> ah cool
#153 [00:56] <GreyVulpine> Usually, hamachi isn't needed, if proper port forwarding was used
#154 [00:57] <Jaydenn> okay, would you be able to send me a link ? and i will ask him when he is later ?
#155 [00:57] <Trotaner> well if u get on without it, then u don't need it. if so, google it
#156 [00:57] <Jaydenn> oh okay well i will save the link anyway but he said he wants it done properly so he would of done it by port foowarding
#157 [00:58] <Trotaner> k
#158 [00:58] <Jaydenn> thanks for the help guys, byee
#159 [00:58] <Trotaner> no prob
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#164 [01:37] <MarkGrindcore> hello help channel, is anyone able to help me with some server issues?
#165 [01:40] <GreyVulpine> Please feel free to just describe your problem here, instead of asking to ask.
#166 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> If somebody's around and knows the answer, they'll pipe up.
#167 [01:44] <MarkGrindcore> well i decided to ask before i started to describe
#168 [01:44] <MarkGrindcore> no sense talking to a room filled with afk
#169 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> IRC's defined by idling people, no worries there.
#170 [01:45] <MarkGrindcore> but anyways, i just cant seem to get a server to work with the software on the minecraft site. tried to set up a static ip but for some reason it doesnt actually open the ports, thus rendering me incapable of runnng a functioning server.
#171 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> Are you able to connect via localhost/127.0.0.1 from the computer running the server?
#172 [01:45] <Wug> dont fill in anything on the serve-ip line of the properties,
#173 [01:45] <MarkGrindcore> i can connect via local host when i make a server yes
#174 [01:45] <Wug> server-ip*
#175 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> Also, ^
#176 [01:45] <Wug> oh, its mark again
#177 [01:46] <Wug> I remember you
#178 [01:46] <MarkGrindcore> hahaha, harrow ^_^
#179 [01:46] <Wug> you were here yesterday
#180 [01:46] <MarkGrindcore> yeah man
#181 [01:46] <MarkGrindcore> was up till like 7am trying to fix it with EX
#182 [01:46] <Wug> GreyVulpine: go directly to teamviewer
#183 [01:46] <MarkGrindcore> we just couldnt do it, so came back to see if maybe some else could help me out
#184 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> Eep?
#185 [01:46] <Wug> do not pass go
#186 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> Bah, do I have to? Teamviewer's been timing me out after 5 minutes
#187 [01:47] <Wug> it does it for me too
#188 [01:47] <Wug> they said they reset it but they lied.
#189 [01:47] <Wug> ffffff
#190 [01:47] <GreyVulpine> Okay then..
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#192 [01:47] <Wug> we should solicit donations and buy a license
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#194 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> Heh, maybe 10 years down the line, we'll get enough for 1 license.
#195 [01:48] <Wug> I wonder if we could convince mojang to get us one
#196 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> MarkGrindcore - Do you have teamviewer?
#197 [01:48] <MarkGrindcore> yeah
#198 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> Could you please PM me your info?
#199 [01:49] <Wug> we need an alternative
#200 [01:49] <GreyVulpine> We do indeed
#201 [01:50] <MarkGrindcore> maybe you can just try and help me out with the stuff im not understanding
#202 [01:50] <Wug> http://downloadsquad.switched.com/2008/11/06/ammyy-admin-is-a-free-teamviewer-alternative-for-remote-support/
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#204 [01:52] <mib_8r5k87> anyone here
#205 [01:53] <Wug> ??> mib_8r5k87 ask
#206 [01:53] <VoxelHead> mib_8r5k87: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#207 [01:53] <VoxelHead> mib_8r5k87: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#209 [01:55] <mib_8r5k87> when i try to play minecraft the way to play loads just fine but it asks if i want to update and if i say yes it loads to 24% and stops and if i say not now it loads almost to the end and stops
#210 [01:56] <Wug> mib_8r5k87: has it worked before
#211 [01:56] <mib_8r5k87> yes when i first started
#212 [01:56] <Wug> mib_8r5k87: do you have any mods installed
#213 [01:57] <mib_8r5k87> no
#214 [01:57] <Wug> how about texture packs
#215 [01:57] <mib_8r5k87> no
#216 [01:57] <Wug> ??> mib_8r5k87 forceupdate
#217 [01:57] <VoxelHead> mib_8r5k87: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#218 [01:57] <VoxelHead> mib_8r5k87: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#219 [01:59] <mib_8r5k87> it is still not working
#220 [02:00] <Wug> does the browser client work or do both not work
#221 [02:00] <mib_8r5k87> both don't work
#222 [02:00] <Wug> updated java lately?
#223 [02:00] <mib_8r5k87> yeah yesterday
#224 [02:01] <Wug> did it work before that but not after that?
#225 [02:01] <mib_8r5k87> no i did it to see if that would work and it didn't
#226 [02:01] <Wug> did you do anything else before it stopped working?
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#228 [10:25] <|Kiikun|> aubot!!!
#229 [10:25] * |Kiikun| handshakes with AuBot
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#230 [10:25] <XDnoobyXD> yes twice but the second time i got an error screen not just a white screen but when i reloaded the page it went back to white screen but ill try it... again
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#232 [10:26] <CompanionCube> how do i see an error that dissappears shortly after it appears/
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#234 [10:27] <|Kiikun|> CompanionCube: Blue screen?
#235 [10:28] <CompanionCube> yes, that sort of error
#236 [10:28] <|Kiikun|> you can have it not auto-reboot on a BSoD
#237 [10:28] <CompanionCube> oh
#238 [10:28] <CompanionCube> i didnt think you meant BSOD
#239 [10:29] <|Kiikun|> what else is a blue screen? :P
#240 [10:29] <CompanionCube> the one that comes up in mc
#241 [10:29] <|Kiikun|> CompanionCube: it might still be in the java console
#242 [10:30] <CompanionCube> didnt nget a java console
#243 [10:30] <|Kiikun|> java icon in system tray, giht click it, open console
#244 [10:30] <CompanionCube> dont have a java systray icon
#245 [10:31] <|Kiikun|> oh.. huh.. thought minecraft poped it up usually...
#246 [10:31] * |Kiikun| isnt all that with it atm.
#246 [10:31] <CompanionCube> i dont have minecraft running#
#247 [10:32] <|Kiikun|> yeah. i just did
#248 [10:32] <XDnoobyXD> jay its not java its up to date and enabled for internet
#249 [10:33] <CompanionCube> Will re-downloading corrupt my worlds with millenaire villages in?
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#251 [10:35] <Smack> Can anyone tell me what this error is: http://pastie.org/2433769
#252 [10:35] <|Kiikun|> comp: redownloading gives you vanilla minecraft. if you cant get vanilla minecraft working then we can help. we dont help if its a mod problem
#253 [10:36] <XDnoobyXD> well jay what else do i try? and ik its MY computer cause i tried it on my bros and it works on his
#254 [10:36] <CompanionCube> Redownload the server!
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#256 [10:36] <XDnoobyXD> kiikun can u help me?
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#258 [10:38] <XDnoobyXD> someone help me!
#259 [10:39] <XDnoobyXD> ????????
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#261 [10:41] <XDnoobyXD> someone help me!
#262 [10:42] <Sinistrahd> XDnoobyXD why don't you restate your problem, I scrolled up a bit but don't know how long ago you came in
#263 [10:43] <XDnoobyXD> when i load minecraft in the broswer it says "error click for details" and when i click it says stuff about launcher not found and its a white screen with that error message and my account works on my brothers computer
#264 [10:43] <JayJSE2> i take it this has suddenly happened and this is not a brand new computer?
#265 [10:44] <XDnoobyXD> yea it worked for 2 days and now its been out for 2 days and yes my computer is a peice
#266 [10:44] <JayJSE2> have you been using mods?
#267 [10:45] <XDnoobyXD> nope
#268 [10:45] <XDnoobyXD> i was curious about them but no
#269 [10:45] <JayJSE2> hang on...
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#271 [10:46] <JayJSE2> are you using windows?
#272 [10:46] <XDnoobyXD> of course its awesome
#273 [10:46] <XDnoobyXD> windows XP
#274 [10:46] <JayJSE2> good
#275 [10:46] <JayJSE2> i have the same
#276 [10:47] <XDnoobyXD> u want to use teamviewer?
#277 [10:47] <rymate1234> XDnoobyXD, Windows XP is rubbish. Get ubuntu :D
#278 [10:47] <JayJSE2> not nessasarily, but that might help
#279 [10:47] <XDnoobyXD> lol wtf is that?
#280 [10:47] <XDnoobyXD> yea last time i had another person do that but he couldnt help but i think it would be fastest if we just did it first
#281 [10:48] <rymate1234> XDnoobyXD, Ubuntu is Linux
#282 [10:48] <JayJSE2> right, you know where the minecraft appdata is?
#283 [10:48] <XDnoobyXD> ah my parents use that
#284 [10:48] <rymate1234> :o
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#286 [10:49] <XDnoobyXD> not really im a technotard which is why it would help if we just used teamviewer
#287 [10:49] <JayJSE2> do you know how to use it?
#288 [10:49] <XDnoobyXD> all ik is give u my usename and pss
#289 [10:49] <|Kiikun|> XDnoobyXD: *takes offense!*
#290 [10:49] <XDnoobyXD> ??
#291 [10:50] <|Kiikun|> :P technotard.
#292 [10:50] <XDnoobyXD> XD
#293 [10:50] <JayJSE2> i need more help than that
#294 [10:50] <XDnoobyXD> lol ill try
#295 [10:50] <|Kiikun|> jay, windows?
#296 [10:51] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/.minecraft
#297 [10:51] * |Kiikun| grumbles and beats vox.
#297 [10:51] <|Kiikun|> ??> . win/.minecraft
#298 [10:51] <VoxelHead> .: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#299 [10:51] <XDnoobyXD> aw yea ive done that be4
#300 [10:52] <JayJSE2> yh, i could have said that, I meant for teamviewer
#301 [10:52] <XDnoobyXD> well do u want my info?
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#303 [10:53] <JayJSE2> i don't know how to use it
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#306 [10:53] <XDnoobyXD> aw i think u just like control my computer
#307 [10:53] <XDnoobyXD> and u could do that to troubleshoot everything
#308 [10:53] <JayJSE2> i know, but I don't know where to go on my computer
#309 [10:54] <XDnoobyXD> aw well darn it
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#311 [10:54] <JayJSE2> anyway, have you got to appdata?
#312 [10:54] <XDnoobyXD> yea last time i was here they told me to delete everything but saves but now theres a bin flder
#313 [10:55] <JayJSE2> that doesn't sound right
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#315 [10:56] <XDnoobyXD> nut its true
#316 [10:56] <XDnoobyXD> but*
#317 [10:57] <marre> hej, can't install minecraft, message: bad video crad drivers, failed to find an accelerated openGL mode
#318 [10:58] <JayJSE2> browser or desktop?
#319 [10:58] <|Kiikun|> marre: windows?
#320 [10:58] <XDnoobyXD> noth dont work
#321 [10:58] <XDnoobyXD> both*
#322 [10:58] <marre> browser, windows vista
#323 [10:58] <|Kiikun|> ??> marre win/dxdiag
#324 [10:58] <VoxelHead> marre: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#325 [10:58] <VoxelHead> marre: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#327 [10:59] <JayJSE2> try downloading the desktop version again
#328 [10:59] <XDnoobyXD> me?
#329 [10:59] <JayJSE2> yh
#330 [10:59] <XDnoobyXD> k
#331 [11:00] <XDnoobyXD> "cannot connect to minecraft.net" and i cant play offline cause it says its notdowloaded
#332 [11:01] <JayJSE2> when is it saying cannot connect?
#333 [11:01] <XDnoobyXD> when i try to login
#334 [11:01] <|Kiikun|> jay: probably when he logs in. red text and gives the option to play offline or try again.
#335 [11:02] <XDnoobyXD> correct!
#336 [11:02] <XDnoobyXD> force update dont work either
#337 [11:02] <marre> irc channel?
#338 [11:02] <XDnoobyXD> this
#339 [11:02] <|Kiikun|> continual problems with it (as in, never able to login) is usually a name error for your windows user.
#340 [11:02] <|Kiikun|> marre: this is the irc channel
#341 [11:03] <XDnoobyXD> kiikun: name error? and minecraft was working for a few days
#342 [11:03] <JayJSE2> logging in to minecraft.net?
#343 [11:03] <|Kiikun|> ??> XDnoobyXD !
#344 [11:03] <VoxelHead> XDnoobyXD: (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#345 [11:03] <VoxelHead> XDnoobyXD: (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#346 [11:04] * |Kiikun| waits for link from marre.
#346 [11:04] <XDnoobyXD> may break it worse?
#347 [11:04] <|Kiikun|> xd: thats just explaining what i ment by name error
#348 [11:04] <XDnoobyXD> ah
#349 [11:05] <marre> kiikun :D thanks! I'm done until submit, but can't see the link+
#350 [11:05] <|Kiikun|> marre: its in the address bar of your browser
#351 [11:05] <XDnoobyXD> would an "&" break it after a few days?
#352 [11:05] <|Kiikun|> xd: *shrug* im about to crash here.
#353 [11:05] <XDnoobyXD> yes or no plz
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#355 [11:06] <marre> kiikin: http://pastebin.com/YmDSDZN0, is this it?
#356 [11:06] <|Kiikun|> XD: if its a java coding character, which i think it is, it might'
#357 [11:06] <JayJSE2> i think & is a special character
#358 [11:06] <|Kiikun|> marre: yup. gimme a minute to find the right video drivers for you
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#360 [11:07] <XDnoobyXD> so if i change the name on the computer then it may fix it?
#361 [11:07] <JayJSE2> right, if that's sorted, can someone help me wih my problem now?
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#363 [11:08] <weirdo> hello again
#364 [11:09] <weirdo> ich habe ein proplem
#365 [11:09] <JayJSE2> what's the problem
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#367 [11:09] <JayJSE2> i guess mine can wait... again
#368 [11:10] <XDnoobyXD> changed name, going to restart comp
#369 [11:10] * |Kiikun| twitches...
#369 [11:10] <|Kiikun|> ok foudn it.
#370 [11:10] <|Kiikun|> marre: download and install this http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R213183.exe
#371 [11:10] <marre> kiikun: awright!
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#373 [11:15] <|Kiikun|> hiyo cali~~ *dizzy*
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#378 [11:27] <marre1> kiikun; it didn't work out, still the same error message. :(
#379 [11:27] * obiwankaSLURPY [obiwankaSLURPY@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#380 [11:27] <obiwankaSLURPY> hello?
#381 [11:28] <obiwankaSLURPY> blrb
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#384 [11:30] <|Kiichan|Schala|> marre1: it should have... your drivers you had said your card was a nvidia 9800gt
#385 [11:31] <obiwankaSLURPY> erm im haveing problems installing a m.o.d.
#386 [11:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> obiwankaSLURPY mods
#387 [11:31] * obiwankaSLURPY [obiwankaSLURPY@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#388 [11:31] <VoxelHead> obiwankaSLURPY: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#389 [11:31] <VoxelHead> obiwankaSLURPY: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#390 [11:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> troll.
#391 [11:31] <|Kiichan|Schala|> b or!
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#394 [11:35] * |Kiichan|Schala| passes out now..
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#397 [11:41] <Thar> minecraft is lagging all the time :,( how can I change that?
#398 [11:43] * mib_pfyfk1 [mib_pfyfk1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#399 [11:44] <mib_pfyfk1> excuse me um i cant seem to get into minecraft n browser it says fatal error (4)
#400 [11:45] <Thar> minecraft.net?
#401 [11:45] <mib_pfyfk1> ya
#402 [11:45] <Thar> strange... works for me...
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#404 [11:45] <mib_pfyfk1> well brb il try to get into it again
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#406 [11:48] <Mcstab> howdy ya'l
#407 [11:48] <Mcstab> Quick question
#408 [11:49] <Mcstab> my minecraft wont load, i double click it, it wont even load first screen
#409 [11:49] <Mcstab> If thats not strange enough, the server wont start either
#410 [11:49] <The_First_Gamer> >_> Check the java you have?
#411 [11:49] <mib_pfyfk1> it says an error occured while loading the applet. please contact support to resolve this issue. fatal error occured(4) unable to get input stream for lwjgi_applet.jar.pack
#412 [11:49] <The_First_Gamer> Because if you don't have java, you ain't going anywhere.
#413 [11:49] <Mcstab> lol
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#415 [11:49] <Mcstab> I was playing fine yesterday
#416 [11:49] <Mcstab> but now it wont work at all
#417 [11:49] <The_First_Gamer> Reinstall java <_>
#418 [11:49] * hnnzxhikzmz [hnnzxhikzmz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#419 [11:49] <The_First_Gamer> Maybe it corrupted.
#420 [11:49] <Mcstab> might be...
#421 [11:50] <hnnzxhikzmz> hey...
#422 [11:50] <Mcstab> do I have to uninstall java to reinstall?
#423 [11:50] <The_First_Gamer> No.
#424 [11:50] <mib_pfyfk1> il try that it must be the prob with mine
#425 [11:50] <Mcstab> When i tried to do an overwrite last time it did not work
#426 [11:50] <The_First_Gamer> But sometimes...
#427 [11:50] <Mcstab> but Ill try again, and if it works, bless you sir
#428 [11:50] <The_First_Gamer> It's a good idea to get rid of corrupted files.
#429 [11:50] <Mcstab> hmm
#430 [11:51] <Mcstab> its telling me I need to close my browser to install, thanks for you help tfg
#431 [11:51] <The_First_Gamer> Welcome anytime.
#432 [11:52] <hnnzxhikzmz> Need some input on a problem.. I wanna play minecraft behind a pretty tight firewall. That makes it impossible for me to download mc via the client. I got mye friend to send me the content of .minecraft. Ive copied it to the same folder as I am on but still the client says ive have not downloaded the game..
#433 [11:52] <hnnzxhikzmz> Any suggestions ?
#434 [11:52] <The_First_Gamer> Uh...
#435 [11:52] <The_First_Gamer> Did you put the folder in %appdata%.
#436 [11:52] <The_First_Gamer> Because if not, go do that.
#437 [11:53] <hnnzxhikzmz> yeah..
#438 [11:53] <hnnzxhikzmz> the system Im on is xp, so yeah..
#439 [11:53] <hnnzxhikzmz> but do i need to update some config file or something ?
#440 [11:54] <hnnzxhikzmz> C:\Documents and Settings\daniel.per\Application Data\.minecraft <- is where is lies..
#441 [11:54] <The_First_Gamer> Hmmm...
#442 [11:54] <The_First_Gamer> Dunno wwhat to say.
#443 [11:55] <hnnzxhikzmz> Can i start the minecraft client with some argument that tells it where the files are ?
#444 [11:57] <Thar> I am playing Minecraft for 3 months now, and somehow it is laggy all the time, so I wanted to ask, if it would help to update my driver...
#445 [11:57] <The_First_Gamer> Maybe it would.
#446 [11:58] <The_First_Gamer> Or, get a better computer.
#447 [11:58] <hnnzxhikzmz> Try to update the driver first..
#448 [11:58] <hnnzxhikzmz> How much RAM do u have ?
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#450 [11:59] <Thar> Well now I stand in front of the decision between 12 different(?) drivers... 4GB RAM
#451 [12:00] <Thar> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/SearchResult.aspx?lang=eng&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Laptop+graphics+controllers&ProductProduct=Mobile+Intel%C2%AE+4+Series+Express+Chipset+Family
#452 [12:00] <Thar> which should I get?
#453 [12:00] <Lartza> A new computer
#454 [12:00] <Lartza> Intel laptop graphics ehh....
#455 [12:00] <Lartza> You expecting how good FPS?
#456 [12:00] <hnnzxhikzmz> select the newest one..
#457 [12:01] <Lartza> Won't really help though
#458 [12:01] <Lartza> New drivers don't magically raise FPS by much
#459 [12:01] <Thar> so they are all the same, just new updates?
#460 [12:01] <Lartza> Only a fraction IF they do, they could theoretically even lower
#461 [12:01] <Lartza> Thar: Doesn't hurt to update, usually quite the opposite
#462 [12:02] <Lartza> Thar: Just it doesn't magically make Minecraft run that much better if it does run in some way now
#463 [12:03] <Thar> I know :D just try to take the options i have to improve it :D
#464 [12:04] <Thar> bb ty for your help
#465 [12:04] <Lartza> Thar: OptiFine
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#467 [12:05] <McStab> Hey
#468 [12:06] <McStab> I just came back to thank first gamer
#469 [12:06] <McStab> uninstalling my old version
#470 [12:06] <McStab> and reinstalling new java
#471 [12:06] <McStab> worked a charm!!
#472 [12:06] <McStab> server and minecraft are both back
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#474 [12:06] <McStab> Cheers!
#475 [12:07] <The_First_Gamer> Not the first time i've had to help...
#476 [12:07] <The_First_Gamer> Least it worked.
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#478 [12:11] <rymate1234> Hai, I have a problem with minecraft on Fedora 15
#479 [12:11] <rymate1234> The game crashes on the mojang logo
#480 [12:11] <rymate1234> I have mo mods, and I use the Sun java
#481 [12:11] <rymate1234> *no mods
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#483 [12:19] <NinjaKirby> Lo guys, I guess there's nothing for me to worry about regarding the Forum transition?
#484 [12:20] <NinjaKirby> It probably happened ages ago XD
#485 [12:22] <NinjaKirby> Is there seriously no Advanced Search option on the new Forum
#486 [12:23] <NinjaKirby> 168 users and it's dead, I am in impressed.
#487 [12:24] <NinjaKirby> I'm not impressed by my sentence failure.
#488 [12:27] <Kealper> everyone is a zombie atm
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#490 [12:28] <NinjaKirby> Awesome, what weapon choices do I have to slay them?
#491 [12:28] <Kealper> also, what transision? a lot of the people in here who are actually active couldn't care less about the forums
#492 [12:28] <Kealper> dillon miniguns, of course
#493 [12:28] <NinjaKirby> Like, some group called "Curse" has merged with the original MC Forums
#494 [12:28] <Kealper> oh, that happened ages ago
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#497 [12:29] <NinjaKirby> Right, lol, I thought that could be so
#498 [12:29] <SLURP> hello?
#499 [12:29] * Kealper hides
#499 [12:29] <rymate1234> Anyone gonna help me?
#500 [12:29] * NinjaKirby runs away
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#501 [12:29] * NinjaKirby is now a Zombie
#501 [12:29] <Kealper> uhh....
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#503 [12:29] <Kealper> ?? ask
#504 [12:29] <SLURP> can someone help me im haveing probs installing mods
#505 [12:29] <NinjaKirby> If only my alias was John Stalvern
#506 [12:30] <SLURP> and no one helps me not even #Risucraft
#507 [12:30] <SLURP> and its getting on my nerves
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#509 [12:30] <froglegstew> i need help
#510 [12:30] <NinjaKirby> I suspect it's the cruise control'd Alias
#511 [12:30] <Kealper> SLURP: this channel doesn't help with mods unless you can actually find someone in here who knows about said mod
#512 [12:30] <SLURP> any help?
#513 [12:30] <SLURP> Minecolony
#514 [12:31] <SLURP> can get it working
#515 [12:31] <SLURP> iv never installed a mod b4
#516 [12:31] <froglegstew> i go into my minecraft browser and my screen goes black??
#517 [12:31] <SLURP> have mods?
#518 [12:31] <froglegstew> no
#519 [12:31] <Kealper> froglegstew: has it worked before
#520 [12:31] <SLURP> hit win/r
#521 [12:31] <froglegstew> yes
#522 [12:31] <SLURP> hit windows key and R keys
#523 [12:32] <Kealper> froglegstew: did it stop after you installed a mod or texture pack?
#524 [12:32] <SLURP> gthen delet every folder in %appdata%
#525 [12:32] <froglegstew> it stoped at a mod?
#526 [12:32] <Kealper> froglegstew: please ignore SLURP
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#528 [12:32] * Kealper kicked SLURP from #minecrafthelp (Reason: SLURP)
#529 [12:32] <Kealper> froglegstew: so you did try to install a mod?
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#531 [12:33] <GORGON> hello
#532 [12:33] <GORGON> :) :)
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#534 [12:33] <NinjaKirby> Greetings
#535 [12:33] <GORGON> any one here?
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#537 [12:33] <GORGON> oh hgello:))_
#538 [12:33] <froglegstew> i dont know something called the amazopack and after that it just gave me black screen
#539 [12:33] <Kealper> GORGON: just know, you arn't hiding
#540 [12:34] <GORGON> im installing mods and Risucraft wont help me
#541 [12:34] <GORGON> ?
#542 [12:34] <NinjaKirby> lol
#543 [12:34] <Kealper> GORGON: i already know.....you were just in here, i kicked you for trying to tell someone to empty their AppData\roaming folder
#544 [12:35] <GORGON> thats what greyvulpine told me to do
#545 [12:35] <GORGON> when i had same problem
#546 [12:35] <Kealper> GORGON: no, he told you to delete a specific folder, not all of them
#547 [12:35] <GORGON> yes the .minecraft folder
#548 [12:35] <GORGON> all the minecraft folders r in there
#549 [12:36] <GORGON> everything i know is from greyvulpine
#550 [12:36] <Kealper> GORGON: exactly, you just said to delete everything out of his appdata folder....which would have screwed up a ton of his program ._.
#551 [12:36] <assasinjoe> Could someone tell me how to register on the multiplayer /register <password>???
#552 [12:36] <GORGON> he told me too
#553 [12:36] <GORGON> then i went in and it was fine
#554 [12:36] <NinjaKirby> Kealper, feeding the trolls O_o
#555 [12:37] <Kealper> assasinjoe: inside this chat or inside the game itself?
#556 [12:37] <Kealper> NinjaKirby: i don't like my trolls lean before eating them...i have to fatten them up a bit
#557 [12:37] <NinjaKirby> Oh ah, fair enough :3
#558 [12:37] <GORGON> brb
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#560 [12:38] <assasinjoe> I logged onto a friends server but keep getting the message "you must be logged on to do that"
#561 [12:39] <rymate1234> assasinjoe, type /register <password>
#562 [12:39] <Kealper> assasinjoe: hmm...you'd have to ask your friend then, as it is probably a modded server
#563 [12:39] <GORGON> back...
#564 [12:39] <rymate1234> mod
#565 [12:41] <assasinjoe> I presume it is just my minecraft password that goes in the password bit?
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#567 [12:43] <Kealper> assasinjoe: no, do not put your Minecraft password inside there
#568 [12:43] <Kealper> assasinjoe: NEVER give out your Minecraft password, just ask your friend what you have to do for that
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#570 [12:43] * The_First_Gamer is away: TF2
#570 [12:44] <Kealper> The_First_Gamer: i hope that wasn't an autoannounce away script
#571 [12:44] <assasinjoe> Thanks kealper
#572 [12:44] <Zitro> So I just bought minecraft, and well I don't really know how to run it. So uh ya
#573 [12:45] <Kealper> Zitro: is it just a thing with a totally white icon, and called just "Minecraft" when you downloaded it?
#574 [12:45] <Zitro> Was I supposed to download it to the desktop
#575 [12:46] <Zitro> ?
#576 [12:46] <Kealper> Zitro: well, you probably did everything right, you just stumbled upon a bug inside Internet Explorer...rename that "Minecraft" file to "Minecraft.exe" without quotes, and it should work fine
#577 [12:46] <Kealper> for some reason Internet Explorer has a habbit of removing the .exe from the file when you download it
#578 [12:48] <apathy510> back
#579 [12:48] <Zitro> Thank you my friend, that fixed it. I appreciate it!
#580 [12:48] * Kealper waves
#580 [12:48] <apathy510> my minecraft keeps saying i didnt pay for it when i play offline
#581 [12:48] <apathy510> y?
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#583 [12:48] <apathy510> i payed at minecraft.net
#584 [12:49] <apathy510> why it keep saying i didnt pay?
#585 [12:49] <Kealper> apathy510: are you sure the payment went through ok, and does it let you play on the site?
#586 [12:49] <apathy510> and it also keeps giveing me problems when i log in it wont always work right
#587 [12:49] <apathy510> im installing a mod so i use downloaded \
#588 [12:50] <apathy510> but it ket me play on minecraft.net b4
#589 [12:50] <apathy510> (though i cant really install mods cuz i suck at it)
#590 [12:50] <apathy510> but im trying:()\
#591 [12:51] <apathy510> any help with any of those problems?
#592 [12:51] <Kealper> apathy510: you can't play modded Minecraft inside the browser, you have to use the downloaded client to play it
#593 [12:51] <apathy510> i am
#594 [12:51] <apathy510> when i log in it wont always work right
#595 [12:51] <apathy510> 2day i sat here an hour waiting
#596 [12:52] <apathy510> it keeps saying try again or play offline
#597 [12:52] <apathy510> when i play off line
#598 [12:52] <apathy510> it tells me i didnt pay
#599 [12:52] <apathy510> why?
#600 [12:53] <apathy510> and my mod isnt installed yet im still figure out how to install it lol iv been for days
#601 [12:53] <apathy510> any help at all?
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#603 [12:53] <apathy510> im useing exe
#604 [12:53] <apathy510> on browser comes up as
#605 [12:54] <apathy510> Minecraft with a dirt block in front of it
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#607 [12:54] <apathy510> any help please?
#608 [12:54] <apathy510> :(
#609 [12:55] <apathy510> @_@
#610 [12:55] <apathy510> lol i like that face :)
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#612 [12:55] <apathy510> Kealper can u help?
#613 [12:55] <Kealper> ??> apathy510 win/reinst
#614 [12:55] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#615 [12:55] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#616 [12:56] <apathy510> erm iv done that like a hundred times
#617 [12:56] <apathy510> never helped:(
#618 [12:56] <apathy510> is becuz iom on downloaded version?'
#619 [12:57] <apathy510> kealper anything else?
#620 [12:57] <Kealper> apathy510: have you followed VoxelHead's instruction exactly?
#621 [12:57] <apathy510> yes more than one time too
#622 [12:57] <apathy510> didnt help :(
#623 [12:58] <apathy510> iv done it alot b4 now and again a few mins ago
#624 [12:58] <Kealper> apathy510: hmm...ok so...let me recap...your game worked fine, you installed a mod, and now it's not working...but the error it is giving is that your account is not paid?
#625 [12:58] <apathy510> yes and no
#626 [12:59] <apathy510> the od isnt installed yet or it would work
#627 [12:59] <Kealper> ok, clarify please
#628 [12:59] <apathy510> but
#629 [12:59] <Kealper> so you went to install a mod, but it started saying you didn't pay? before you could even install said mod?
#630 [12:59] <apathy510> well since iv been useing the exe version its been wierd
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#632 [12:59] <apathy510> its been for a while
#633 [12:59] <apathy510> b4 i tryed mods
#634 [13:00] <apathy510> and it wont always let me log in
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#636 [13:00] <Kealper> apathy510: hmm...have you tried playing inside the browser?
#637 [13:00] <apathy510> yes
#638 [13:00] <apathy510> its fine there
#639 [13:00] <apathy510> when i played there( hasent6 been lately)
#640 [13:01] <apathy510> i havent played in browser fo a long time
#641 [13:01] <apathy510> can u help?
#642 [13:01] <Kealper> sorry, i've been a bit busy, my responses could be a bit delayed
#643 [13:02] <Kealper> hmm...so you have checked and it does work inside the browser still?
#644 [13:02] <apathy510> well my browser minecraft....
#645 [13:02] <apathy510> it gives black screen no matter what i do now :(
#646 [13:02] <apathy510> i cant fix it my minecraft is DESTROYED!
#647 [13:03] <Kealper> even after you totally uninstalled and reinstalled your Minecraft?
#648 [13:03] <apathy510> ill miss the creepers
#649 [13:03] <apathy510> yes i did it b4
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#651 [13:03] <Kealper> hmm...
#652 [13:03] <apathy510> and i got black scren
#653 [13:03] <apathy510> use teamviewer to fix?
#654 [13:03] <Sinistrahd> have you changed anything on your system lately, namely video cards, java version, firewall or security software settings?
#655 [13:03] <apathy510> cuz i cant get it right
#656 [13:03] <apathy510> nop
#657 [13:04] <apathy510> *nope
#658 [13:04] <Kealper> apathy510: i guess i could try checking over teamviewer
#659 [13:04] <Sinistrahd> and you downloaded a mod but never installed it (ie you never opened minecraft.jar with winzip/7zip/anything
#660 [13:04] <Sinistrahd> have you installed any new texture packs?
#661 [13:04] <Sinistrahd> ah Kealper's on it :P
#662 [13:04] <Sinistrahd> .me flees
#663 [13:05] <Kealper> Sinistrahd: well, if you wanted to help lol
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#665 [13:05] <Sin|AWAY> gotta make lunch
#666 [13:05] <Sin|AWAY> if he/she is still here later I can try TVing in
#667 [13:05] <Kealper> darn, since i'm sort of bouncing around the house trying to get stuff ready for a party tomorrow :/
#668 [13:05] <apathy510> i pmed u keapler
#669 [13:05] <apathy510> Kealper'
#670 [13:06] <apathy510> awww sorry u do ur party things ill figur out my self
#671 [13:06] <Kealper> might as well get this done
#672 [13:06] <apathy510> ...k?
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#674 [13:07] <Kealper> can i take control?
#675 [13:07] <mr_wibble> hi i have a problem when he updates he always jammes
#676 [13:07] <apathy510> you r in controle
#677 [13:08] <apathy510> just dont mess up anything or my mom will KILL ME!
#678 [13:08] <Kealper> apathy510: i won't lol
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#680 [13:08] <huddler> will you get it forever when you buy it?
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#686 [13:14] <mib_l25f4y> i need help
#687 [13:16] <mib_l25f4y> i bought the game now what ?
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#690 [13:19] <apathy510> erm no ones here?!
#691 [13:20] <apathy510> hello?
#692 [13:20] <Exdero> Hey o.o
#693 [13:20] <apathy510> any one here?
#694 [13:20] <Exdero> ??> apathy510 only/you
#695 [13:20] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#696 [13:20] <apathy510> HI Exdero
#697 [13:20] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#698 [13:20] <Exdero> apathy510: What are you having trouble with?
#699 [13:20] <apathy510> Exdero can u help me with that mod still u were helpin me last night
#700 [13:20] <apathy510> i was SLURP
#701 [13:20] <apathy510> i think
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#703 [13:21] <apathy510> can u still help me?
#704 [13:21] <Exdero> apathy510: Not sure who you are, but I can try..
#705 [13:21] <Exdero> apathy510: Which one were you having trouble with?
#706 [13:21] <apathy510> it is the minecolony mod i accedentally deleted it can u use teamviewer again?
#707 [13:21] <apathy510> and show me where to put all the mods?
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#709 [13:22] <Exdero> apathy510: Hmm. I can try..not too good with that particular mod, though.
#710 [13:22] <lilybet> is this a minecraft support place?
#711 [13:22] <Exdero> ??> apathy510 Teamviewer
#712 [13:22] <apathy510> well if u try itll help i suck with mods
#713 [13:22] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#714 [13:22] <VoxelHead> apathy510: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#715 [13:22] <Exdero> lilybet: Yes.
#716 [13:22] <apathy510> ill pm u it
#717 [13:22] <Exdero> apathy510: Alright.
#718 [13:23] <lilybet> can i have help with something
#719 [13:24] <Exdero> ??> lilybet ask
#720 [13:24] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#721 [13:24] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#722 [13:25] <lilybet> When I play minecraft, every 2 seconds there is a little lag spike
#723 [13:25] <Exdero> That's normal. It's scripted in Java.
#724 [13:25] <lilybet> well it effects my gameplay and is really irritating
#725 [13:25] <Exdero> lilybet: You can run a dxdiag for me, and I can see if something is wrong with your specs, thoug
#726 [13:25] <Exdero> ??> lilybet dxdiag
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#728 [13:26] <lilybet> kokay what do i do?
#729 [13:26] <Exdero> ??> lilybet win/run/dxdiag
#730 [13:26] <Exdero> U
#731 [13:26] <Exdero> Ugh
#732 [13:26] <Exdero> Hold on
#733 [13:26] <lilybet> okay
#734 [13:26] <Exdero> ??< index
#735 [13:27] <Exdero> ??> lilybet win/dxdiag
#736 [13:27] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#737 [13:27] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#738 [13:29] <lilybet> http://pastebin.com/UrHmcAXg
#739 [13:29] <Exdero> Alright
#740 [13:29] <Exdero> I'll check that in a sec
#741 [13:29] <Exdero> Helping someone else at the moment.
#742 [13:30] <lilybet> ok no problem
#743 [13:30] <Exdero> Sorry. Overloaded right now >.<
#744 [13:32] <Exdero> lilybet: It might take a minute or to
#745 [13:32] <Exdero> Two*
#746 [13:32] <Exdero> Again, I appologize.
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#748 [13:33] <lilybet> its all good
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#750 [13:33] * mib_1z8eqk [mib_1z8eqk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#751 [13:34] <mib_1z8eqk> jhgjhg
#752 [13:34] <BarrackObama> Sup
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#755 [13:35] <BarackObama> ok im back, i spelled it wrong before
#756 [13:35] <BarackObama> Can someone try connecting to my server to see if it works or not?
#757 [13:37] <lilybet> whats the ip
#758 [13:37] <BarackObama> Can i PM it to you? i dont want anyone else going on it lol
#759 [13:38] <lilybet> how do you do that
#760 [13:38] <BarackObama> ...
#761 [13:38] <BarackObama> i already messaged u with it
#762 [13:38] <BarackObama> Next to the Minecrafthelp tab at the top it says BarackObama click on that tab
#763 [13:38] <lilybet> ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks
#764 [13:38] <BarackObama> lol
#765 [13:39] <rymate1234> Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#766 [13:39] <ShaRose> secret service gonna get you ooOOOooOOOoooOOoooOoooo
#767 [13:39] <rymate1234> lol
#768 [13:40] <lilybet> nope can't connect
#769 [13:40] <BarackObama> what does it say
#770 [13:40] <lilybet> "connecting to server..."
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#772 [13:41] <BarackObama> My fellow Americans...the internet uhh gives me the uhh the spooks, shutting it down in uhh... 5 seconds
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#774 [13:41] <SnowsongWolf> Wondering if it's just me. Has anyone else had problems logging into Minecraft today? The site works fine but I can't log in with the client.
#775 [13:42] <BarackObama> its buggy
#776 [13:42] <BarackObama> I can login 50% of the time lol
#777 [13:42] <medsouz> Whoa it's Brobama!
#778 [13:42] <medsouz> :o
#779 [13:42] <medsouz> Fake
#780 [13:42] <SnowsongWolf> This is the first time I've ever had this issue. Keeps saying it can't access minecraft.net
#781 [13:42] <BarackObama> Im not fake
#782 [13:43] <SnowsongWolf> Well, aside from when the server actually went down.
#783 [13:43] <medsouz> Give me the missile codes then
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#785 [13:43] <guest0815> hello ppl
#786 [13:43] <BarackObama> Im siting in the white house now with Joe Biden sitting across from me at the desk playing World of Warcraft, we were just doing 2v2s on Mal'Ganis
#787 [13:43] <medsouz> Then you shall be real
#788 [13:43] <guest0815> i have a problem my minecraft.jar file
#789 [13:44] <medsouz> guest0815: Install a mod recently?
#790 [13:44] <guest0815> i have no mods installed
#791 [13:44] <medsouz> What is the problem?
#792 [13:44] <guest0815> my jar doest want strart
#793 [13:44] <guest0815> and i have java v6 update 26
#794 [13:45] <Calinou> don't launch minecraft.ja
#795 [13:45] <medsouz> .jar launcher?
#796 [13:45] <Calinou> launch Minecraft.jar
#797 [13:45] <Calinou> the launcher
#798 [13:45] <BarackObama> medsouz im really Obama i swear, myself and all the former presidents and vice presidents have a guild on World of Warcraft and were now looking into hositng Minecraft Servers and making an exact copy of the U.S only at a war
#799 [13:46] <BarackObama> I mean why do you think nothing has changed in the last two years?
#800 [13:46] <guest0815> what is the launcher??
#801 [13:46] <medsouz> BarackObama: Good point
#802 [13:46] <BarackObama> The Screen u play Minecraft on
#803 [13:46] <medsouz> guest0815: Where did you get minecraft.jar?
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#805 [13:47] <guest0815> it was inside the folder
#806 [13:47] <medsouz> You don't run that one
#807 [13:47] <BarackObama> %appdata%?
#808 [13:47] <medsouz> You run the one from Minecraft.net
#809 [13:47] <guest0815> appdate/.minecraft/bin
#810 [13:47] <BarackObama> Try Deleting your bin?
#811 [13:47] <medsouz> BarackObama: He isn't using the launcher
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#813 [13:48] <iccy> how can i spawn more than 64 stacks at once?
#814 [13:48] <BarackObama> if u installed a mod i hope u didnt forget to delete META-INF
#815 [13:48] <sj> i have a problem on minecraft my java wont load it says error but it dont say what error and if i click it my laptop freezes how do i fix that?
#816 [13:48] <medsouz> For some reason is is trying to run the other thing
#817 [13:48] <guest0815> I HAVE NO MODS INSTALLED
#818 [13:48] <medsouz> guest0815: You need the launcher
#819 [13:48] <BarackObama> Guest0815 what exactly is your problem then
#820 [13:48] <guest0815> where can i get it?
#821 [13:48] <medsouz> You don't use anything in bin to play
#822 [13:48] <medsouz> Minecraft.net
#823 [13:48] <sj> how do i get the launcher?
#824 [13:48] <medsouz> Did you buy the game?
#825 [13:49] <iccy> how can i spawn more than 64 at once?
#826 [13:49] <sj> yah
#827 [13:49] <BarackObama> Move the Big Icon that says MINECRAFT To your Desktop
#828 [13:49] <guest0815> #yes
#829 [13:49] <medsouz> I'll get the link
#830 [13:49] <sj> where is that on minecraft.net?
#831 [13:49] <BarackObama> I am so much better at solving issues on Minecraft than i am in the White House
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#833 [13:50] <sj> ???
#834 [13:50] <BarackObama> I GOT THIS!!! i been doing this shit since January 21st, 2009
#835 [13:50] <medsouz> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#836 [13:50] <sj> ok it wont work tho cuz ive never played online cuz it wont work
#837 [13:50] <BarackObama> http://www.worldofwarcraft.com
#838 [13:51] <BarackObama> http://www.wix.com/peacekeepersguild/wowintel
#839 [13:51] <medsouz> sj: He is pretending to be the president, ignore him
#840 [13:51] <BarackObama> ....
#841 [13:51] <medsouz> :)
#842 [13:51] <BarackObama> How about i go on TV right now and tell everyone to murder u
#843 [13:52] <medsouz> Mkay
#844 [13:52] <sj> medsouz it wont work ive never played online
#845 [13:52] <BarackObama> would u believe me then?
#846 [13:52] <medsouz> sj: If you bought the game and login to the launcher it will work
#847 [13:52] <sj> ok ill try
#848 [13:52] <medsouz> You don't need to do anything else
#849 [13:52] <BarackObama> http://www.wix.com/peacekeepersguild/wowintel IF UR COMPUTER CANT RUN THAT WEBSITE YOUR A NOOB
#850 [13:53] <sj> ok do u hit run or save?
#851 [13:53] <BarackObama> run
#852 [13:53] <medsouz> Save
#853 [13:53] <BarackObama> run
#854 [13:53] <medsouz> Put it on your desktop
#855 [13:53] <medsouz> BarackObama: No
#856 [13:53] <iccy> can anyone help me plz?
#857 [13:53] <BarackObama> run
#858 [13:53] <medsouz> It's the launcher, if you press run you will need to get it again to use a second time
#859 [13:53] <kyleh05> can any one help me my mine craft said Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. what does this mean ?
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#861 [13:54] <kyleh05> ??
#862 [13:55] <medsouz> kyleh05: The client crashed try running it again
#863 [13:57] <kyleh05> it still is saying Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem.
#864 [13:57] <BarackObama> it means ur u encountered a problem i think
#865 [13:57] <sj> its sayin not connected to minecraft.net
#866 [13:58] <BarackObama> GUESS WHAT IM STUFFING DOWN MY PIE HOLE
#867 [13:58] <medsouz> kyleh05: Did you install any mods?
#868 [13:58] <kyleh05> yes
#869 [13:58] <BarackObama> DELETE META-INF!!!!!!!!!!!!
#870 [13:58] <medsouz> And has Minecraft worked before?
#871 [13:58] <kyleh05> yes
#872 [13:58] <medsouz> kyleh05: You installed it wrong :)
#873 [13:58] <BarackObama> DELETE META-INF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#874 [13:58] <medsouz> BarackObama: stfu
#875 [13:59] <sj> medsouz it saying cannot conect to minecraft.net not downloaded
#876 [13:59] <medsouz> sj: Okay the server must be down
#877 [13:59] <medsouz> Wait about half an hour
#878 [13:59] <sj> k
#879 [13:59] <sj> thx
#880 [13:59] <BarackObama> Warning: Internal Server Error. Windows is shutting down to prevent further damage to your computer.
#881 [13:59] <medsouz> Or do you have an anti virus blocking it?
#882 [13:59] <BarackObama> what does this mean
#883 [14:00] <medsouz> BarackObama: Means you used up all your RAM
#884 [14:00] <sj> idk
#885 [14:00] <medsouz> Actually no
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#887 [14:00] <BarackObama> i have 16GB Ram
#888 [14:00] <medsouz> Why are your running Windows Server?
#889 [14:00] <sj> ?
#890 [14:01] <medsouz> sj: Talking to "the president"
#891 [14:01] <BarackObama> lol
#892 [14:01] <sj> o
#893 [14:01] <medsouz> I hate windows
#894 [14:01] <medsouz> Linux runs so much better
#895 [14:01] <BarackObama> Linux? sounds like a medication to increase penis size
#896 [14:02] <medsouz> It's an operating system
#897 [14:02] <BarackObama> oh sorry
#898 [14:02] <medsouz> For people who know what the hell they are doing
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#900 [14:02] <lilybet> where'd Exdero go? i think he was helping me...
#901 [14:02] <lilybet> apparently he left
#902 [14:03] <BarackObama> omg i got this message this time followed by a blue screen, Windows has failed to load. shutting down to prevent further damage to your computer.
#903 [14:03] <Exdero> lilybet: Sorry
#904 [14:03] <Exdero> lilybet: Still helping this guy :/
#905 [14:03] <medsouz> lilybet: He is still here
#906 [14:03] <lilybet> oh okay
#907 [14:03] <lilybet> thanks
#908 [14:03] <lilybet> i will never doubt you again
#909 [14:03] <medsouz> BarackObama: Haha you fried your OS
#910 [14:04] <BarackObama> Off Spec?
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#912 [14:04] <medsouz> Better talk to your nuclear scientists, they may be able to help you
#913 [14:05] <BarackObama> truth is we dont have nuclear scientists, we fired them all when we had nukes built and armed capable of destroying all of earth.
#914 [14:05] <BarackObama> we actually bury most of our nuclear weapons beneath your public playgrounds n such
#915 [14:05] <medsouz> Would explain why kids are so dumb
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#917 [14:06] <BarackObama> ok i just went into the nether and a group of thugs beat the crap out of me and stole my diamonds
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#919 [14:07] <BarackObama> Can anyone explain why my map has so much stuff that kills me
#920 [14:08] <BarackObama> Medsouz plz help me they killed me again, I just want glowstone to light my launch pad
#921 [14:08] <lilybet> what are you launching
#922 [14:08] <medsouz> Fine
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#924 [14:09] <BarackObama> im launching fine works of art
#925 [14:09] <quad> i need help how do i get my friend to connect to my server
#926 [14:09] <lilybet> try alt+f4, it's a command that gives you a full set of diamond armor
#927 [14:09] <medsouz> Either wait for them to give up
#928 [14:09] <medsouz> Or go into the nether and run far from your portal so they chase you and die
#929 [14:11] <BarackObama> ok i have another question
#930 [14:11] <medsouz> Yeah?
#931 [14:11] <BarackObama> i recently created a Minecraft Multiplayer Beta Server and no one else is capable of connecting to it
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#933 [14:12] <medsouz> You didnt port forward
#934 [14:12] <BarackObama> i tried asking my guys over at nasa and they couldnt figure it out
#935 [14:12] <medsouz> Or gave them your local IP instead of external
#936 [14:12] <BarackObama> i used LogMein Hamachi
#937 [14:12] <medsouz> You shutdown NASA foo
#938 [14:13] <BarackObama> i still got guys
#939 [14:13] <medsouz> Hamachi sucks, were they connected to your network?
#940 [14:13] <BarackObama> to connect to my server u have to hava hamachi?
#941 [14:13] <BarackObama> have*
#942 [14:13] <medsouz> You need to create a hamachi network and have them join
#943 [14:13] <medsouz> Yep
#944 [14:13] <medsouz> That's why it sucks
#945 [14:13] <BarackObama> i created a Hamachi network
#946 [14:14] <BarackObama> do u have hamachi?
#947 [14:14] <medsouz> Have people join that then try to join your server
#948 [14:14] <medsouz> Yeah I do
#949 [14:14] <medsouz> Don't use it though
#950 [14:14] <BarackObama> mind connecting and see if my server works?
#951 [14:14] <medsouz> I actually port forwarded
#952 [14:15] <BarackObama> (You punched a hole in your firewall)
#953 [14:15] <medsouz> One sec gotta see something
#954 [14:15] <medsouz> Yeah but it rejects everything
#955 [14:16] <medsouz> It only allows connections to things listening on that port
#956 [14:16] <BarackObama> Could u plz connect to my hamachi network and my Minecraft server for 2 mins to see if it works?
#957 [14:16] <medsouz> Yeah I am starting up my laptop
#958 [14:17] <BarackObama> ok thx
#959 [14:17] <medsouz> Name and password?
#960 [14:17] <Exdero> Done!
#961 [14:17] <Exdero> Hooray!
#962 [14:17] <medsouz> For the network
#963 [14:17] <BarackObama> imm a PM you
#964 [14:17] <Exdero> lilybet: I can help you now :)
#965 [14:18] <Exdero> lilybet: Finally. Sorry about the wait..
#966 [14:18] <Exdero> "<lilybet> try alt+f4, it's a command that gives you a full set of diamond armor"
#967 [14:18] <Exdero> Don't do that again -_-
#968 [14:20] <quad> I need help how do i get my friends to connect to my server
#969 [14:20] <Exdero> ??< ports
#970 [14:20] <quad> i need help how do i connect to my server
#971 [14:21] <quad> srry how do i get my friends to connect to my server
#972 [14:21] <lilybet> okay
#973 [14:21] <lilybet> sorry
#974 [14:21] <quad> How do i get my friends to connect to my server
#975 [14:21] <Exdero> ??< bindport
#976 [14:22] <quad> exdero are you talking to me?
#977 [14:22] <Exdero> Not yet :P
#978 [14:22] <quad> ok
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#980 [14:22] <Neck> hi guys main server of Minecraft.net is shutdown ?
#981 [14:23] <Exdero> Neck: The IRC, or the website?
#982 [14:23] <quad> How do i get my friends to connect to my server
#983 [14:23] <Exdero> Neck: The website is up.
#984 [14:23] <Exdero> ??< dont/flood
#985 [14:23] <lilybet> quad, give them the ip
#986 [14:24] <Exdero> ??< dont/spam
#987 [14:24] <Neck> For playing
#988 [14:24] <Neck> !!
#989 [14:24] <quad> exdero are you talking to me?
#990 [14:24] <Exdero> ??> quad dont/spam
#991 [14:24] <VoxelHead> quad: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#992 [14:24] <quad> ok
#993 [14:24] <Exdero> Now I am -_-
#994 [14:25] <Exdero> lilybet: I think the lagspikes are the normal Minecraft spikes
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#996 [14:25] <lilybet> no, they cause visible lag
#997 [14:25] <lilybet> i can show you a screenshot when i hit f3
#998 [14:25] <lilybet> they go way out of the red boxy thing
#999 [14:25] <Exdero> Try playing on a multiplayer server, as doing so causes minecraft to use A LOT less RAM
#1000 [14:25] <lilybet> exaclty, it only happens on single player
#1001 [14:26] <lilybet> is there a way to fix it?
#1002 [14:26] <Exdero> lilybet: Trust me, it's normal. It's the fact that Minecraft is scripted in Java.
#1003 [14:26] <Ishimatsu> Would someone be willing to help me out with an issue?
#1004 [14:26] <Exdero> lilybet: You could download an optimizer such as optifine
#1005 [14:26] <Exdero> ??> Ishimatsu ask
#1006 [14:26] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1007 [14:26] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1008 [14:26] <lilybet> okay i'll try that
#1009 [14:27] <Exdero> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-173-optifine-hd-g-fps-boost/ There it is
#1010 [14:27] <lilybet> thanks
#1011 [14:27] <quad> How do my friends joi my server?
#1012 [14:27] <Ishimatsu> I purchased the game yesterday and have been trying to download since, but it keeps saying I cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1013 [14:27] <Ishimatsu> normally I would just keep at it, but it has been about 12 hours and my friends can all connect.
#1014 [14:28] <Exdero> Hmm
#1015 [14:28] * DreadLindwyrm [DreadLindwyrm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1016 [14:28] <Ishimatsu> firewalls are down, ports are open.
#1017 [14:28] <Exdero> DreadLindwyrm: You having trouble with Minecraft.net?
#1018 [14:28] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: Hold on..
#1019 [14:28] <Ishimatsu> No problem, thank you.
#1020 [14:28] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: Try running a speedtest. www.speedtest.net
#1021 [14:29] <DreadLindwyrm> Exdero - seems to be loading fine
#1022 [14:29] <Exdero> DreadLindwyrm: Same here. A few people have come in asking about it.
#1023 [14:29] <Ishimatsu> Running speedtest now.
#1024 [14:29] <quad> How do my friends connect to my server?
#1025 [14:29] <Exdero> ??>> quad dont/spam
#1026 [14:29] <DreadLindwyrm> Hmmm. any idea if it's a physical local thing - is there a region that is having the problem. I'm UK and fine
#1027 [14:30] <Ishimatsu> 43ms, 22.3 down, 11up.
#1028 [14:30] <Exdero> I'm in the Us o.o
#1029 [14:30] <Exdero> Alright
#1030 [14:30] <Exdero> Not your connection..
#1031 [14:30] <Exdero> What browser are you using?
#1032 [14:30] <Ishimatsu> Firefox
#1033 [14:30] <Exdero> ??< mc.net/down
#1034 [14:31] <Ishimatsu> I am getting the issue via the launcher mind you, not my browser
#1035 [14:31] <Exdero> ??< mc.net/up
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#1037 [14:31] <Exdero> Hmm
#1038 [14:31] <Ishimatsu> main website is working fine for me.
#1039 [14:31] <Exdero> Alright. You should be able to connect..
#1040 [14:32] <Exdero> What is your minecraft.net username?
#1041 [14:32] <Ishimatsu> Ishimatsu88
#1042 [14:32] <Exdero> !paid Ishimatsu88
#1043 [14:32] <Exdero> Not that, then..
#1044 [14:32] <Exdero> Try to play in your browser.
#1045 [14:33] <Exdero> ??< in-browser
#1046 [14:33] <Exdero> ??> Ishimatsu in-browser
#1047 [14:33] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (in-browser) To play Minecraft in a browser rather than with the downaded client, go here: http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#1048 [14:33] * singingsusie [singingsusie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1049 [14:33] <lilybet> Hey exdero! thanks so much for pointing me to optifine, it helps a ton and the problem is solved!
#1050 [14:34] <Exdero> lilybet: No problem. I'm here to help ;)
#1051 [14:34] <Ishimatsu> Says updating minecraft, done loading, but appears frozen at about 95%
#1052 [14:34] <Exdero> When trying to play in browser?
#1053 [14:34] <quad> yeah yet ive been waiting for 23 minutes and oone has offered t mhelp me
#1054 [14:35] <Ishimatsu> Yes.
#1055 [14:35] <singingsusie> have a problem - just bought mine craft. It keeps on throwing my son out of the game and turns off ... this hasn't happened with anything else we use. Do you have any ideas what's going on? have just bought mine craft so feeling pretty frustrated.
#1056 [14:35] * Chris [Chris@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1057 [14:35] <Exdero> quad: Because you were spamming for help, and I'm not good with servers
#1058 [14:35] <Exdero> singingsusie: One moment, please.
#1059 [14:35] <Chris> Hey i've been here before, Iwas wondering if there is an auto mine clicker for MC...
#1060 [14:35] <Chris> Would help a lot because it gets tiring holding down the mouse button
#1061 [14:36] <Exdero> ??> Ishimatsu win/reinst/bat
#1062 [14:36] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1063 [14:36] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1064 [14:37] <Exdero> Chris: Only mods can do that
#1065 [14:37] <DreadLindwyrm> quad - I'm no good with mp stuff either, but if you try #smp they might be able to direct you.
#1066 [14:37] <Exdero> ??> Chris mods
#1067 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Chris: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#1068 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Chris: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1069 [14:37] <Ishimatsu> Will do, ill get back to you shortly.
#1070 [14:37] <Chris> K thanks
#1071 [14:37] <Exdero> DreadLindwyrm: Quad Ragequit a bit ago :P
#1072 [14:37] <Exdero> Alright
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#1074 [14:37] <Exdero> singingsusie: Let me look at your question again.
#1075 [14:38] <Exdero> ??> singingsusie win/dxdiag
#1076 [14:38] <VoxelHead> singingsusie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1077 [14:38] <VoxelHead> singingsusie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1078 [14:38] * Exdero is juggling 3 queries, like a boss.
#1078 [14:39] <Exdero> singingsusie: Are you there?
#1079 [14:39] <Chris> VoxelHead #Bukkit isnt helping at all...
#1080 [14:39] * RubenM [RubenM@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1081 [14:39] <morton> Ive goot a problemm my little brothers friends canat go on my server
#1082 [14:39] <Exdero> Try #risucraft
#1083 [14:39] <Exdero> Err
#1084 [14:39] <RubenM> Rhey ppl
#1085 [14:39] <singingsusie> Yes I am ... just looking at what you've written and VERY confused
#1086 [14:39] <Chris> Morton
#1087 [14:39] <Exdero> Chris: Try #risucraft
#1088 [14:40] <morton> yes
#1089 [14:40] <Chris> Are you guys on the same networt?
#1090 [14:40] <Chris> network*
#1091 [14:40] <Exdero> morton: Try #smp
#1092 [14:40] <Ishimatsu> Ran the reinstall.bat used working launcher. it downloaded a few items said done then sat at black screen since.
#1093 [14:40] <RubenM> can some one help me i buy minecraft right now and i can´t put a skin can some one help me'
#1094 [14:40] * Exdero is juggling too many queries now.
#1094 [14:40] <Exdero> Slow down, people..
#1095 [14:40] <Exdero> 1 at a time
#1096 [14:40] <Ishimatsu> Im more than willing to wait. just let me know when you are available.
#1097 [14:41] <Exdero> singingsusie: You're running windows, correct?
#1098 [14:41] * Ishimatsu kicks back.
#1098 [14:41] <singingsusie> yes it's windows 7 (if you too busy right now i'll come back later though)
#1099 [14:41] <Exdero> Chris: We're on the same IRC server, but other channels are run by other people
#1100 [14:42] <Exdero> singingsusie: No. It's alright. Just some people in the wrong place right now.
#1101 [14:42] <Chris> Exdero, I was talking to morton lol
#1102 [14:42] <Exdero> Chris: Ahh. Alright.
#1103 [14:42] <Chris> Anyway
#1104 [14:42] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: I'll need to take a look at your game in a while on Teamviewer.
#1105 [14:42] <Chris> Thx for ur help
#1106 [14:42] <sj> when i try my minecraft it says this <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html
#1107 [14:42] <Chris> Cya
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#1109 [14:43] <RubenM> can some one help me i buy minecraft right now and i can´t put a skin on when i upload the skin just stay in the defult...
#1110 [14:43] <Exdero> RubenM: What is your minecraft.net username?
#1111 [14:43] <sj> when i try my minecraft it says this <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html
#1112 [14:43] <RubenM> rubenmiguez
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#1114 [14:43] <Exdero> !paid rubenmiguez
#1115 [14:43] <Ishimatsu> sounds like a plan Ex, just let me know when you got the time to do it.
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#1117 [14:43] <RubenM> i PAID
#1118 [14:43] <Exdero> ??> sj dont/spam
#1119 [14:44] <VoxelHead> sj: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#1120 [14:44] <Exdero> RubenM: I know
#1121 [14:44] <Exdero> RubenM: Was just making sure.
#1122 [14:44] <Exdero> RubenM: Where are you trying to upload it?
#1123 [14:44] <sj> Voxelhead how do i fix this?
#1124 [14:44] <RubenM> in minecraft site
#1125 [14:44] <Exdero> ??> sj bot
#1126 [14:44] <VoxelHead> sj: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1127 [14:44] <morton> Howcome none is answering me in the chat you sent me to exdero?
#1128 [14:45] <Exdero> morton: No Idea. They should, though
#1129 [14:45] <sj> can some one help me with it
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#1131 [14:45] <Exdero> sj: Not right now. I'm the only one on at the moment..sorry
#1132 [14:46] <Geco4ever> Okay so I re-installed minecraft, and now when i log in and start it, it stays on "downloading packages" and it won't move. I deleted the ".minecraft" folder, but it still wont work.
#1133 [14:46] <sj> ok help when u can
#1134 [14:46] <RubenM> Exdero so its some probelm in the site?
#1135 [14:46] <medsouz> AuBot a skybot?
#1136 [14:46] <Exdero> RubenM: probably.
#1137 [14:46] <Geco4ever> I dont know. I tried using the online client, but it did the same thing.
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#1139 [14:47] <RubenM> did sombody Upload a skin Today?
#1140 [14:47] <Exdero> Geco4ever: Hmm. Odd. Ishimatsu is having the same problem
#1141 [14:47] <Exdero> Geco4ever: It might be Minecraft.net having some problems.
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#1143 [14:48] <Exdero> Geco4ever: But I can get on, so I'm not sure..
#1144 [14:48] <Geco4ever> Okay.
#1145 [14:48] <DreadLindwyrm> Geco4ever: can you try connecting to the site with a proxy that isn't in your local area?
#1146 [14:48] <Exdero> Geco4ever: Try to hold out today ;) I know Minecraft is AMAZING, but I can't fix servers in Sweden >.<
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#1148 [14:49] <Exdero> Geco4ever: That would work, as DreadLindwyrm said..but you'll probably get confused..
#1149 [14:49] <Exdero> ??< proxy
#1150 [14:49] <RubenM> lol i feel naked with a defult skin =(
#1151 [14:49] <Exdero> No proxy keyword
#1152 [14:49] <Exdero> :(
#1153 [14:49] <Geco4ever> Yeah..um..what's a proxy?
#1154 [14:50] <Exdero> Geco4ever: Ask DreadLindwyrm
#1155 [14:50] <mobbet> Can someone send me a link to the server help chat?
#1156 [14:50] <Exdero> mobbet: What link?
#1157 [14:50] <mobbet> its called smp or something
#1158 [14:50] <DreadLindwyrm> #smp
#1159 [14:51] <mobbet> thanks unless one of you can help me with a server problem
#1160 [14:51] <Exdero> singingsusie: There should be a windows key between the left ctrl and alt keys
#1161 [14:51] * Exdero is terrible with servers.
#1161 [14:51] <RubenM> lol
#1162 [14:52] <RubenM> Exdero you are good wiht Sites?
#1163 [14:52] <singingsusie> I have done all you said - copied contents ready to paste them but don't know what the 'pastebin' is ...?
#1164 [14:52] * Exdero isn't good with certain sites, but can manage pretty well.
#1164 [14:52] <Exdero> ??> singingsusie pastebin
#1165 [14:52] <VoxelHead> singingsusie: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1166 [14:53] <Exdero> RubenM: Which website? Minecraft.net?
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#1168 [14:53] <RubenM> lol i just can´t upload a skin and in server ppl think that i use a crack so ban me
#1169 [14:53] <Exdero> RubenM: Where is your .minecraft folder located?
#1170 [14:54] <RubenM> and i try to upload in the official minecraft site
#1171 [14:54] <DreadLindwyrm> exdero - I've just checked minecraft.net again, and it's not responding properly. I think the server's up and down like a yo-yo.
#1172 [14:54] <Exdero> DreadLindwyrm: Alright
#1173 [14:54] <wippler> My game wont load the screen where it says singleplayer ect. and then goes black so i cant play
#1174 [14:54] <RubenM> i donno xD
#1175 [14:54] <Exdero> wippler: Using any mods?
#1176 [14:54] <wippler> no
#1177 [14:55] <Exdero> RubenM: It's the minecraft.net servers.
#1178 [14:55] * Ishimatsu is smoking, and will be back shortly.
#1178 [14:55] <Exdero> ??> mc.net/down
#1179 [14:55] <Exdero> ??> RubenM mc.net/down
#1180 [14:55] <VoxelHead> RubenM: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1181 [14:55] <VoxelHead> RubenM: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1182 [14:55] <RubenM> ok
#1183 [14:56] <Exdero> wippler: Have you been able to play before?
#1184 [14:56] <wippler> yes
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#1186 [14:56] <Exdero> wippler: Try a forceupdate
#1187 [14:56] <wippler> until yesterday
#1188 [14:56] <wippler> i did same thing
#1189 [14:56] <Exdero> ??> wippler forceupdate
#1190 [14:56] <VoxelHead> wippler: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1191 [14:56] <VoxelHead> wippler: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1192 [14:56] <wippler> i did
#1193 [14:57] <wippler> same thing happend
#1194 [14:57] <Exdero> ??> wippler win/reinstall/bat
#1195 [14:57] <wippler> ok
#1196 [14:57] <Exdero> ??> wipple win/reinst/bat
#1197 [14:57] <VoxelHead> wipple: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1198 [14:57] <VoxelHead> wipple: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#1200 [14:58] <Exdero> singingsusie: You still there?
#1201 [14:58] <blinky> i can no longer craft maps! can anyone tell me how to fix!?
#1202 [14:58] <TheNothingness> hello people! i try to play in browser but the game box is empty with a cross in the upper left corner (winxp, latest java) plz help? :)
#1203 [14:59] <RubenM> btw Exdero my minecraft file is in desktop why?
#1204 [14:59] <Exdero> It shouldn't be..
#1205 [14:59] <singingsusie> yes still trying to work all this out
#1206 [14:59] <RubenM> i changet
#1207 [14:59] <Exdero> ??< getjava
#1208 [14:59] <RubenM> has in romming
#1209 [15:00] <Exdero> ??> TheNothingness getjava
#1210 [15:00] <VoxelHead> TheNothingness: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1211 [15:00] <TheNothingness> i have java! just updated it!
#1212 [15:00] <TheNothingness> still doesn't work!
#1213 [15:00] <RubenM> \AppData\Roaming is in here
#1214 [15:01] <Exdero> ??> TheNothingness win/javara
#1215 [15:01] <VoxelHead> TheNothingness: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1216 [15:01] <VoxelHead> TheNothingness: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
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#1218 [15:01] <RubenM> Exdero \AppData\Roaming is here my minecraft file
#1219 [15:01] <Exdero> RubenM: .minecraft should be in AppData/Roaming.
#1220 [15:01] <TheNothingness> will try! thx :)
#1221 [15:02] <Exdero> RubenM: Don't do anything. I've told you multiple times that the minecraft servers are having problems
#1222 [15:02] <wippler> Tried everything you said and it doing the same thing it says its not responding at the top
#1223 [15:02] <perk> question about playing minecraft via the browser
#1224 [15:02] <RubenM> yes just checking xD
#1225 [15:02] <Exdero> RubenM: But create a shortcut to it
#1226 [15:02] <singingsusie> need to go now but thanks for help, will return when I have more spare time.
#1227 [15:02] <RubenM> ok ty
#1228 [15:02] <Exdero> ??> perk mc.net/down
#1229 [15:02] <VoxelHead> perk: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1230 [15:02] <VoxelHead> perk: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
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#1232 [15:03] <Exdero> wippler: Odd.
#1233 [15:03] <perk> gotcha. thanks for the info.
#1234 [15:03] <RubenM> Done Well Ty Exdero
#1235 [15:03] <wippler> yeah
#1236 [15:03] <perk> you guys are the best (:
#1237 [15:03] <Exdero> I try my best >.<
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#1240 [15:03] <Exdero> I'm having a bit of trouble atm, though..
#1241 [15:04] <otay1475> my MC worked yesterday now today i click on the bat file to run and now it wont even open :(
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#1243 [15:04] <Exdero> ??> wippler teamviewer
#1244 [15:04] <VoxelHead> wippler: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1245 [15:04] <VoxelHead> wippler: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
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#1247 [15:04] <Exdero> otay1475: Why are you running Minecraft through a .bat?
#1248 [15:04] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: Your Ping DCed you
#1249 [15:05] <otay1475> one of you guys helped me put it on bcuz it was crashing b4
#1250 [15:05] <Ishimatsu> ouch.
#1251 [15:05] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: By the way, I know what the problem is.
#1252 [15:05] <Ishimatsu> sweet deal
#1253 [15:05] <Exdero> ??> Ishimatsu mc.net/down
#1254 [15:05] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#1255 [15:05] <VoxelHead> Ishimatsu: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#1256 [15:06] <Exdero> ??> otay1475 win/dxdiag
#1257 [15:06] <VoxelHead> otay1475: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1258 [15:06] <VoxelHead> otay1475: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1260 [15:06] <Ishimatsu> Ok, thanks Exdero, you have been alot of help. Is there anyway I can put in a good word for you with boss/sup?
#1261 [15:06] <otay1475> k
#1262 [15:06] <TheNothingness> javaRA couldn't find anything so i guess it's mc.net, so i'll just wait. but thx anyway.
#1263 [15:07] <Exdero> Nope :P This channel is just community support. But thanks for the offer :)
#1264 [15:07] <Ishimatsu> no problem, hope your workload levels out. Take it easy.
#1265 [15:07] <Exdero> Ishimatsu: Glad I could help.
#1266 [15:08] <wippler> my MC worked two days ago
#1267 [15:08] <Exdero> wippler: So you said. Run teamviewer..
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#1269 [15:08] <darvian> Hey guys...new to minecraft
#1270 [15:08] <wippler> i did
#1271 [15:08] <Exdero> Note, everyone. When Vox tells YOU something, follow his directions
#1272 [15:08] <darvian> Just set up a server for myself and kids to play on.
#1273 [15:09] <Exdero> darvian: Hold on. Too many people right now. I'll help you in a little while, okay?
#1274 [15:09] <wippler> install or run
#1275 [15:09] <darvian> Is there a way for them to connect with custom names without having to buy each of them a minecraft premium account?
#1276 [15:09] <Exdero> Install, just in case.
#1277 [15:09] <wippler> ok
#1278 [15:09] <Exdero> darvian: Your children won't be able to play without minecraft.net accounts.
#1279 [15:10] <Exdero> darvian: Each one of you needs an account to play.
#1280 [15:10] <Exdero> darvian: And "custom names" can be created with Bukkit and a few bukkit plugins.
#1281 [15:10] <wippler> should i keep it at remot control
#1282 [15:10] <otay1475> http://pastebin.com/fwZCuWaH
#1283 [15:11] <Exdero> Yes
#1284 [15:11] <wippler> ok
#1285 [15:11] <Exdero> PM the info to me, please
#1286 [15:11] <darvian> With the online-mode set to false, they can connect but they are listed just as Player
#1287 [15:11] <Exdero> The command is /msg Exdero infohere
#1288 [15:12] <Exdero> darvian: Using pirated clients is illegal, and I won't help you with them. Neither will any of the other people here.
#1289 [15:12] <wippler> then it goes into Team Viewer Desktop Demo what do I do next?
#1290 [15:12] <Exdero> darvian: I'm fine with pirating large games..hell. I'll even help you pirate large games. But pirating indie games like Minecraft is sick.
#1291 [15:12] <Exdero> darvian: Be ashamed -.-
#1292 [15:13] <Exdero> wippler: There should be a window with two fields
#1293 [15:13] <wippler> lol
#1294 [15:13] <wippler> yeah
#1295 [15:13] <Exdero> wippler: Saying "your ID" and "Password"
#1296 [15:13] <Exdero> PM them to me with /msg Exdero infogoeshere
#1297 [15:14] <Exdero> !kick darvian
#1298 [15:14] * AuBot kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#1299 [15:14] <darvian> Not pirating, I've bought the game. Just would like to play with my kids on our private server
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#1301 [15:14] <Exdero> Whewt :3 I can kick myself!
#1302 [15:14] <TheNothingness> haha :P
#1303 [15:15] <Exdero> wippler: Did you get my last instructions? Telling you to PM the info?
#1304 [15:15] <wippler> pm?
#1305 [15:15] <otay1475> http://pastebin.com/fwZCuWaH..... here you go
#1306 [15:15] <Exdero> TheNothingness: I'm a boss, yessir :P
#1307 [15:15] <Exdero> otay1475: One moment
#1308 [15:16] <Exdero> wippler: Type "/msg Exdero" and type in your ID and password after that
#1309 [15:16] <Exdero> No quotes, remember
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#1311 [15:16] <TheNothingness> maybe mc doesnt work because i use ie7...
#1312 [15:16] <Exdero> actually. Use the seperate dialog window.
#1313 [15:16] <wippler> it says Session timeout like it will be closed
#1314 [15:16] <TheNothingness> i dont like ie
#1315 [15:16] <Exdero> TheNothingness: IE is terrible
#1316 [15:17] <TheNothingness> indeed
#1317 [15:17] <TheNothingness> im not using it willingly!
#1318 [15:17] <Exdero> wippler: Use the tab that says Exdero and type in your info
#1319 [15:17] * Exdero hates Mibbit...
#1319 [15:18] <Sin|AWAY> mibbit, the scourge of the IRC universe
#1320 [15:18] * Sin|AWAY thinks a good graphic could be made for that (it'd need to look like NES Game Box Art)
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#1321 [15:20] <otay1475> OI
#1322 [15:21] * Exdero is busy atm.
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#1323 [15:22] <otay1475> grrr
#1324 [15:22] <Exdero> otay1475: Calm down -_-
#1325 [15:23] <meebot> I need help how do i get my friends to connect to my server
#1326 [15:23] <Exdero> meebot: Go to #smp
#1327 [15:23] <otay1475> not you hon i keep trying to get it to run and it wont :(
#1328 [15:23] <Exdero> otay1475: Hold on a sec x.x
#1329 [15:24] <otay1475> im holdin :)
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#1331 [15:26] <TheNothingness> goodbye people, thank you again exdero and voxelhead :)
#1332 [15:26] <Exdero> ??> TheNothingness bot
#1333 [15:26] <VoxelHead> TheNothingness: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1334 [15:27] <Exdero> Done!
#1335 [15:27] <Exdero> Yes
#1336 [15:27] <Exdero> One by one, the problems fall!
#1337 [15:27] <Exdero> otay1475: Where were we? dxdiag, right?
#1338 [15:27] <otay1475> yup
#1339 [15:28] <Exdero> ??> otay1475 Teamviewer
#1340 [15:28] <VoxelHead> otay1475: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1341 [15:28] <VoxelHead> otay1475: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1342 [15:28] <Exdero> Gogogo :3
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#1344 [15:28] <otay1475> k
#1345 [15:30] <Exdero> ??< yogbox
#1346 [15:30] <Exdero> ??< win/unpirate
#1347 [15:30] * Exdero is bored now.
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#1348 [15:32] <DreadLindwyrm> so solve the problems of the universe...
#1349 [15:32] <Exdero> DreadLindwyrm: >.> Too much work
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#1351 [15:41] <mudpit> hay i was wonder how long the email takes to recieve
#1352 [15:41] <Exdero> Which email?
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#1354 [15:41] <mudpit> after you buy the game
#1355 [15:42] <mib_0yysup> i bought the game and how do i play offline?
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#1359 [15:43] <mib_0yysup> anyone here to help???
#1360 [15:43] <mudpit> is there no one there
#1361 [15:44] <mib_r4045g> anyone here to help ?
#1362 [15:44] <mib_0yysup> please?
#1363 [15:44] <mudpit> hello
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#1365 [15:46] <frogmella> Hello, Is there anyone here to help me out on minecraft?
#1366 [15:46] <DreadLindwyrm> mudpit - it can take a couple of days, longer at weekends.
#1367 [15:46] <DreadLindwyrm> frogmella: what is the problem?
#1368 [15:47] <frogmella> Iv just started a server and I can see others connect, however i cant join my own server
#1369 [15:48] <DreadLindwyrm> That is likely to be a permissions issue, or you're trying to join on the wrong address. Can you physically access the server you are using?
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#1371 [15:49] <DreadLindwyrm> If so, try accessing it on the internal IP address for the network, or if you can log in from the machine running the server, try using 127.0.0.1 or localhost as the server address
#1372 [15:49] <frogmella> Permissions, hmm, im set as admin......I can access it with the console but not actually play there
#1373 [15:49] <frogmella> sorry if im being vague, its first time iv tried a server
#1374 [15:50] <DreadLindwyrm> No problem. Are you running it on a computer you can sit down at, is it on your side of the router, or is it not local to you?
#1375 [15:51] <frogmella> The computer running the server is this one.
#1376 [15:52] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. Open minecraft, go to run it as multiplayer, and use localhost as the server address. If that doeswn't work, try 127.0.0.1
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#1378 [15:52] <frogmella> ok cheers, i'll try that and let you know
#1379 [15:53] <DreadLindwyrm> frogmella: if that doesn't work, try #smp and ask for advice there.
#1380 [15:53] <rymate1234> frogmella, or even ::1
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#1382 [15:53] <mudpit> can someone take me though the steps of buying mincraft
#1383 [15:53] <mudpit> im lost
#1384 [15:53] <jcdaw1999> click buy and paypal it
#1385 [15:53] <jcdaw1999> easy
#1386 [15:54] <jcdaw1999> How do you talk in #minecraft
#1387 [15:54] <DJ_SunChips> Just talk.
#1388 [15:54] <jcdaw1999> ./msg jcdaw199 aint workin
#1389 [15:54] <DJ_SunChips> Or register your name.
#1390 [15:54] <DreadLindwyrm> jcdaw1999: yeah, follow the instructions in the topic.
#1391 [15:54] <jcdaw1999> Can't send message to #minecraft
#1392 [15:54] <jcdaw1999> thats wat it says
#1393 [15:54] <DJ_SunChips> * Topic is: Register your nickname to talk. /msg NickServ HELP REGISTER |
#1394 [15:54] <mudpit> when you buy mincraft do you have to wait for email or anything like that
#1395 [15:54] <DJ_SunChips> Pay attention
#1396 [15:55] <DJ_SunChips> mudpit: As far as i know? Not really, however processing may take some time depending
#1397 [15:55] <DreadLindwyrm> You should get an email back confirming the purchase, but it can take a short while to get the e-mail back. Have you tried buying it yet?
#1398 [15:55] <DreadLindwyrm> If so, what username did you choose?
#1399 [15:55] <mudpit> yea but nothing happend
#1400 [15:55] <mudpit> SkinnyDippy
#1401 [15:55] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid skinnydippy
#1402 [15:56] <DreadLindwyrm> !paid SkinnyDippy
#1403 [15:56] <jcdaw1999> !paid 7cardcha
#1404 [15:56] <mudpit> what
#1405 [15:56] <DreadLindwyrm> OK. That would suggest the server hasn't processed the order yet.
#1406 [15:56] <DJ_SunChips> mudpit
#1407 [15:56] <mudpit> oh so i just wait
#1408 [15:56] <DJ_SunChips> The servers are being slow then
#1409 [15:56] <DJ_SunChips> Give em a day
#1410 [15:57] <mudpit> k thanks for your help
#1411 [15:57] <DreadLindwyrm> Your best bet is to give it a day or so. If it hasn't processed then come back on here and use the !paid command I used earlier. If it still isn't done by SUnday evening contact them through the website
#1412 [15:57] <jcdaw1999> !paid
#1413 [15:57] <mudpit> cool will do
#1414 [15:57] <jcdaw1999> !paid 7cardcha
#1415 [15:58] <jcdaw1999> yep thats my IGN
#1416 [16:00] <jcdaw1999> !paid DJ_SunChips
#1417 [16:00] <jcdaw1999> !paid fufgasiki
#1418 [16:04] <frogmella> Hi Dread. Iv sorted the problem.
#1419 [16:04] <frogmella> Such an easy solution,
#1420 [16:05] <frogmella> cheers and thank you
#1421 [16:07] <DreadLindwyrm> frogmella: no problem.
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#1423 [16:14] <meebot> I need help WHy cant my friends join my server
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#1428 [16:17] <meebot> PLease help
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#1430 [16:18] <meebot> please someone help me
#1431 [16:18] <Exdero> ...
#1432 [16:18] <Exdero> Meebot
#1433 [16:18] <meebot> yes
#1434 [16:18] <Exdero> ??> meebot dont/spam
#1435 [16:18] <VoxelHead> meebot: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
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#1437 [16:18] <meebot> srry
#1438 [16:19] <meebot> but why cant my friends join my server
#1439 [16:19] <mr_boo> help... i cannot get the download onto mac?? afraid to buy if it does not work
#1440 [16:19] <Exdero> You need to forward your ports..
#1441 [16:19] <meebot> i already did that
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#1443 [16:20] <mr_boo> hello
#1444 [16:20] <Exdero> mr_boo: Stop using an inferior operating system..
#1445 [16:20] <mr_boo> hahahahah...
#1446 [16:20] <Exdero> mr_boo: But yes. Minecraft works on Mac..
#1447 [16:21] <mr_boo> just tell me it no work on mac so my boy can leave me alone Lol
#1448 [16:21] <meebot> exdero i already forwarded my ports and i shut down my antivurs software and it still wouldnt let me log onto it with my ip so why would it work for my friends
#1449 [16:21] <Exdero> meebot: Hold on
#1450 [16:21] <Exdero> mr_boo: I'll set it up for him..
#1451 [16:21] <Exdero> :)
#1452 [16:21] <mr_boo> ok but when i downloaded i did not allow and now i cannot continue will out allowing ?
#1453 [16:21] <meebot> ok
#1454 [16:21] <mr_boo> thanks...
#1455 [16:21] <Exdero> mr_boo: I'll take care of it. I know it can be frustrating.
#1456 [16:22] <Exdero> ??> mr_boo teamviewer
#1457 [16:22] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1458 [16:22] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1459 [16:22] <Exdero> mr_boo: Download that program :D
#1460 [16:23] <mr_boo> do i have to purchase?
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#1462 [16:23] <Exdero> mr_boo: Nope
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#1464 [16:24] <Exdero> It's free for non-comercial use..
#1465 [16:24] <Exdero> commercial*
#1466 [16:26] <Exdero> ??< ip/external
#1467 [16:26] <mr_boo> ok
#1468 [16:26] <Exdero> !myip mr_boo
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#1471 [16:27] <Exdero> Oops
#1472 [16:27] <Exdero> My connection dropped for a second there
#1473 [16:28] <mr_boo> yes
#1474 [16:28] <Exdero> mr_boo: I need you to PM me with the ID and pass you see on the teamviewer program
#1475 [16:28] <Exdero> The ID should be ### ### ###
#1476 [16:28] <Exdero> FFS, Voxel -.-
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#1478 [16:29] <Exdero> You can PM me the info by typing "/msg Exdero"
#1479 [16:29] <meebot> exdero are you able to help me now
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#1481 [16:29] <Exdero> meebot: Not yet.
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#1483 [16:31] <Exdero> mr_boo: Did you find the ID/Pass?
#1484 [16:32] * sweetyo77 [sweetyo77@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1485 [16:32] <mr_boo> ip address
#1486 [16:33] <Exdero> mr_boo: ?
#1487 [16:33] <Exdero> mr_boo: Is teamviewer open?
#1488 [16:33] <Exdero> ??< irc
#1489 [16:34] <Exdero> ??< patience
#1490 [16:34] <mr_boo> 874307626
#1491 [16:35] <Exdero> PM it..?
#1492 [16:36] * TheGuy220 [TheGuy220@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1493 [16:36] <TheGuy220> Hello/
#1494 [16:36] <TheGuy220> ?
#1495 [16:36] <Exdero> ??> TheGuy220 only/you
#1496 [16:36] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#1497 [16:36] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#1498 [16:37] <mr_boo> pm?
#1499 [16:37] <Exdero> Err..mainly the first part
#1500 [16:37] <Exdero> mr_boo: /msg Exdero passwordhere
#1501 [16:38] * mib_vs9pmd [mib_vs9pmd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1502 [16:38] <TheGuy220> I need help
#1503 [16:38] <Exdero> ??> TheGuy220 patience
#1504 [16:38] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1505 [16:38] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1506 [16:41] <Exdero> Has he made an account yet?
#1507 [16:41] <Exdero> Err
#1508 [16:41] <Exdero> Wrong chat..
#1509 [16:41] * mm [mm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1510 [16:42] <mm> can anyone help me?
#1511 [16:42] <mm> it wont take long
#1512 [16:43] <mm> i have lost my downloads file to get mods otu of it :( i did it i think
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#1514 [16:43] <mm> hello
#1515 [16:43] <Exdero> ??> mm patience
#1516 [16:43] <VoxelHead> mm: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1517 [16:43] <VoxelHead> mm: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1518 [16:43] <TheGuy220> i have been waiting longer than you have
#1519 [16:43] <Exdero> ??< attitude
#1520 [16:44] <Exdero> ??> TheGuy220 attitude
#1521 [16:44] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1522 [16:44] <keret> Does anyone know why a fresh installation of Minecraft would fail to load?
#1523 [16:44] <VoxelHead> TheGuy220: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1524 [16:44] <mm> you have?
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#1526 [16:44] <mm> how long
#1527 [16:45] <mm> i do
#1528 [16:45] <mm> keret
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#1530 [16:45] <keret> ok
#1531 [16:45] <mm> wait what?
#1532 [16:45] <mm> did you reastrt the bin?
#1533 [16:45] <creepakilla334> Hello?
#1534 [16:46] <JohnEBH> ?? ask
#1535 [16:46] <mm> keret
#1536 [16:46] <JohnEBH> ??> Channel Ask
#1537 [16:46] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1538 [16:46] <keret> it's got an m5ds and a version
#1539 [16:46] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1540 [16:46] <Exdero> JohnEBH: Thank you..
#1541 [16:46] <mm> johnebh
#1542 [16:46] <mm> can you help me
#1543 [16:46] <JohnEBH> mm- Can you read?
#1544 [16:46] <creepakilla334> Can anyone help me?
#1545 [16:46] <mm> yes
#1546 [16:46] <JohnEBH> creepakilla334- Learn to read before you ask a question.
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#1548 [16:47] <mm> i need help
#1549 [16:47] * JohnEBH facepalm
#1549 [16:47] <JohnEBH> "Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help""
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#1551 [16:47] <mm> i need help
#1552 [16:47] <MudpiT> Any help?
#1553 [16:48] <Opeth> ...
#1554 [16:48] <JohnEBH> !kick mm Yeah, professional help
#1555 [16:48] * AuBot kicked mm from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by JohnEBH with reason: Yeah, professional help))
#1556 [16:48] * mib_nu6ymo [mib_nu6ymo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1557 [16:48] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- Yes?
#1558 [16:48] <mib_nu6ymo> can someone please help me?
#1559 [16:48] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- Just tell us your problem and someone might help you.
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#1561 [16:49] <MudpiT> My .minecraft folder is gone
#1562 [16:49] <MudpiT> so now I can't play
#1563 [16:49] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- Er, the launcher should download the files automatically after logging in to play.
#1564 [16:49] <meebot> can you please just help mei have been wating for 31 mineutes
#1565 [16:49] <mib_nu6ymo> ok so i am currently running windows xp and i've been trying to downlod minecraft for the last few hours but it won't work
#1566 [16:50] <MudpiT> It's not working that way though
#1567 [16:50] <JohnEBH> meebot- Well I got here 19 minutes ago.
#1568 [16:50] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- Have you tried playing at Minecraft.net?
#1569 [16:50] <MudpiT> yep just a black screen
#1570 [16:50] <meebot> exdero i have been wating 32 minutes can you help me
#1571 [16:50] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- Are you using the launcher or website?
#1572 [16:50] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- Java installed?
#1573 [16:51] <MudpiT> yep just a black screenyes
#1574 [16:51] <MudpiT> *yes
#1575 [16:51] <JohnEBH> lol
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#1577 [16:51] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- First try reinstalling java
#1578 [16:51] <MudpiT> ok
#1579 [16:51] <JohnEBH> MudpiT- if that doesn't work, I'll have you update your video drivers.
#1580 [16:51] <meebot> fuck you all you fucking faggots i have takin a whole chunkc out of my day trying to get fucking hel for minecraft and in total have watied 2 fucking hours on this stie for help and you guys havent done jack shit
#1581 [16:51] * AuBot kicked meebot from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1582 [16:52] <Exdero> ??< mac/.minecraft
#1583 [16:52] <JohnEBH> Exploring the index? :>
#1584 [16:55] <mib_nu6ymo> will someone help me know?
#1585 [16:56] <keret> I have barely anthing in my .minecraft folder, I'm running Windows 7, when the game is downloading for the first time, it says Failed to Lauch Fatal Error occurred (4): null
#1586 [16:56] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- Well depends if you can answer the question I asked you.
#1587 [16:56] <JohnEBH> keret- Try reinstalling java
#1588 [16:56] <keret> ok
#1589 [16:59] <mib_nu6ymo> i'm trying to download minecraft and once it get to a certain part it tells me to hit download and when i do nothing happens
#1590 [17:00] <JohnEBH> [16:50] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- Are you using the launcher or website?
#1591 [17:00] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- Read.
#1592 [17:01] <mib_nu6ymo> i'm not sure
#1593 [17:01] <mib_nu6ymo> i got to download and everytinh else works but when i hit run nothing happens
#1594 [17:01] <JohnEBH> mib_nu6ymo- What do you mean by everything else works?
#1595 [17:02] <Exdero> JohnEBH: I was trying to find this guy's local files
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#1597 [17:02] <Exdero> JohnEBH: He still has to buy the game, though..He didn't think it would work on mac
#1598 [17:02] <mib_nu6ymo> i go to minecraft,net, go to download, save the file and then it says run i click run but nothing happens
#1599 [17:02] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo:
#1600 [17:02] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: What OS?
#1601 [17:03] <mib_nu6ymo> windows xp
#1602 [17:03] <Exdero> Hmm..
#1603 [17:03] <froggy> I need help why cant my friends connect to ym server
#1604 [17:03] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: Try the other .exe
#1605 [17:03] <mib_nu6ymo> i've tried that
#1606 [17:03] <JohnEBH> !client
#1607 [17:03] <JohnEBH> ??> mib_nu6ymo demo
#1608 [17:03] <VoxelHead> mib_nu6ymo: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#1609 [17:03] <VoxelHead> mib_nu6ymo: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#1610 [17:04] <JohnEBH> froggy- Server IP?
#1611 [17:04] <froggy> its 24.57.210.6
#1612 [17:04] <Exdero> ??< smp/server-ip
#1613 [17:04] <Exdero> Is it hosted on your computer?
#1614 [17:04] <froggy> yes
#1615 [17:04] <Exdero> Type !myip
#1616 [17:04] <JohnEBH> !check 24.57.210.6
#1617 [17:05] <JohnEBH> froggy- you didn't set it up right
#1618 [17:05] <Exdero> froggy: type !myip
#1619 [17:05] <froggy> !myip
#1620 [17:05] <JohnEBH> froggy- Check your port forward and firewall settings.
#1621 [17:05] <froggy> dont know how to do that grey culpine set it up for me using teamviewer
#1622 [17:05] <Exdero> ...
#1623 [17:06] <Exdero> Alright.
#1624 [17:06] * Exdero sighs.
#1624 [17:06] <froggy> i shut down my fireall and antivurs settings and it didnt work
#1625 [17:06] <JohnEBH> froggy- Hm, when he set it up was it working?
#1626 [17:06] <froggy> and it wokred before and it all of a sudden stoppped
#1627 [17:06] <froggy> it worked for a good month
#1628 [17:06] <JohnEBH> froggy- What did you before your server broke?
#1629 [17:06] <JohnEBH> you do*
#1630 [17:07] <froggy> what do you mean?
#1631 [17:07] <JohnEBH> froggy- Did you install anything new?
#1632 [17:07] <JohnEBH> froggy- Change any settings?
#1633 [17:07] <froggy> i have always had the same firwall and i never touched any of the portforwardeing
#1634 [17:07] <froggy> nope
#1635 [17:07] <JohnEBH> froggy- New files? Mods? Also, I forgot to ask what error your friend was getting
#1636 [17:07] <froggy> i could let you checki it out with teamviewer
#1637 [17:08] <froggy> connection timed out
#1638 [17:08] <Exdero> JohnEBH: Depending on his Router, it could have reset his settings to the defaults automatically. Some routers are on a monthly reset schedual
#1639 [17:08] <JohnEBH> Sry, i'm busy
#1640 [17:08] <JohnEBH> Exdero- Highly doubt it XD
#1641 [17:08] <JohnEBH> I think his local IP changed actually
#1642 [17:08] <froggy> and no new files or mods were downlaoded
#1643 [17:08] <froggy> yeah it does
#1644 [17:08] <JohnEBH> !check 24.57.210.6
#1645 [17:08] <froggy> my ipv4
#1646 [17:08] <Exdero> JohnEBH: Schedule* My old Router did that o.o
#1647 [17:09] <JohnEBH> If greyvulpine set it up, it's fine
#1648 [17:09] <JohnEBH> His local Ip just changed
#1649 [17:09] <froggy> my ipv4 always changes but that shouldnt mess up my other ip
#1650 [17:09] <JohnEBH> froggy- You'll have to direct your port fowards to your current local IP
#1651 [17:09] <froggy> i dont know how to do that
#1652 [17:09] <JohnEBH> froggy- That should be it. It may also require a computer restart.
#1653 [17:09] <Exdero> froggy: Press Windows Key + R and type in "CMD"
#1654 [17:09] <Exdero> and enter "ipconfig"
#1655 [17:10] <froggy> ok
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#1657 [17:10] <froggy> now what
#1658 [17:10] <Exdero> Tell me the IPv4 address
#1659 [17:11] <froggy> 192.168.1.105
#1660 [17:11] <Exdero> Should be something along the lines of 192.168.*.*
#1661 [17:11] <Exdero> I can do the teamviewer stuff for you
#1662 [17:11] <Exdero> PM me the info..
#1663 [17:11] <froggy> ok
#1664 [17:11] * mib_tf78ci [mib_tf78ci@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1665 [17:12] <Exdero> Uhh
#1666 [17:12] <Exdero> JohnEBH: Adbot :3
#1667 [17:12] <froggy> i forget what number do i have to send you my id or password
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#1669 [17:12] <Exdero> Both
#1670 [17:12] <mib_tf78ci> does anyone know anyhting abouy the yogbox?
#1671 [17:12] <froggy> kk
#1672 [17:12] <Exdero> ??> mib_tf78ci yogbox
#1673 [17:12] <VoxelHead> mib_tf78ci: (yogbox) yogbox is a set of mods. Yogbox modifies the minecraft launcher. After uninstalling yogbox, you must redownload the minecraft launcher. as well. Use !client for the links to the launcher.
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#1675 [17:12] <tai> hello?
#1676 [17:13] <JohnEBH> Hi
#1677 [17:13] <mib_nu6ymo> i still need help
#1678 [17:13] <mib_tf78ci> ok can i take anyof the mods out just to use the modloader?
#1679 [17:13] <tai> who can help me?
#1680 [17:13] <Exdero> ...
#1681 [17:13] <quibbit> when trying to install game i get not premium member or unable to connect messages.
#1682 [17:13] <Exdero> ??> tai ask
#1683 [17:13] <VoxelHead> tai: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1684 [17:13] <VoxelHead> tai: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1685 [17:13] <Exdero> quibbit: Buy the game
#1686 [17:14] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest
#1687 [17:14] <quibbit> yes
#1688 [17:14] <mib_nu6ymo> my game won't download
#1689 [17:14] <Exdero> ?? Channel patience
#1690 [17:14] <tai> well,i need help with starting up minecraft it says "bad video card drivers"
#1691 [17:15] <Exdero> ??> Channel patience
#1692 [17:15] <VoxelHead> Channel: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1693 [17:15] <VoxelHead> Channel: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1694 [17:15] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing when open my inventory or chest
#1695 [17:15] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - What operating system are you on?
#1696 [17:15] <Exdero> Finallly!
#1697 [17:16] * Exdero hugs GreyVulpine.
#1697 [17:16] * GreyVulpine blinks
#1697 [17:16] <tai> hmmm
#1698 [17:16] <fatkungfu> windows 7 32bit
#1699 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> fatkungfu win/reinst
#1700 [17:16] <VoxelHead> fatkungfu: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1701 [17:16] <VoxelHead> fatkungfu: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1702 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> tai - You need to update your video drivers, do you know how?
#1703 [17:16] <tai> will some1 answer my qeustion?
#1704 [17:17] <tai> or well... you know
#1705 [17:17] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> tai - You need to update your video drivers, do you know how?
#1706 [17:18] <mib_nu6ymo> question: when i'm trying to download minecraft it all works fine untill i get to the security warning page. i hit run on this page then nothing happens
#1707 [17:18] <tai> no but this computer im is brand new...
#1708 [17:18] <tai> *i have
#1709 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> tai - Can you tell me the specs of your computer? What operating system is it running?
#1710 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_nu6ymo - Try a different browser
#1711 [17:18] <tai> im sorry what?
#1712 [17:18] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
#1713 [17:18] <GreyVulpine> tai - Are you running windows? mac? linux?
#1714 [17:19] <tai> windows i think
#1715 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> You.. think?
#1716 [17:19] <tai> its a hp
#1717 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> Windows then.
#1718 [17:19] <fatkungfu> no it did not fix it
#1719 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - Single player or multiplayer?
#1720 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> tai - Can you give us a dxdiag?
#1721 [17:19] <GreyVulpine> ??> tai win/dxdiag
#1722 [17:19] <VoxelHead> tai: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1723 [17:19] <VoxelHead> tai: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1724 [17:20] <fatkungfu> did not try Single player
#1725 [17:20] <mib_nu6ymo> i just tried a new browser. no luck
#1726 [17:20] <tai> wait... what
#1727 [17:21] <fatkungfu> it does it on multiplayer
#1728 [17:21] <fatkungfu> and Single playe
#1729 [17:21] <tai> win?
#1730 [17:21] <tai> im confused
#1731 [17:22] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest Single player and multiplaye
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#1733 [17:22] <tai> be right back
#1734 [17:23] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest Single player and multiplayer
#1735 [17:23] <mib_nu6ymo> i'm so frustrated right now. i've tried everything you have said with downloading troubbles but nothing works
#1736 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - Did you go to your .minecraft folder and delete everything inside except for saves?
#1737 [17:24] * mib_aulelt [mib_aulelt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1738 [17:24] <mib_aulelt> help!
#1739 [17:24] <fatkungfu> yes
#1740 [17:24] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - Wait, you said this was on multiplayer, not on single player?
#1741 [17:24] <mib_aulelt> can some one help me ?
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#1743 [17:24] <fatkungfu> no
#1744 [17:25] <mib_aulelt> :(
#1745 [17:25] <fatkungfu> does on both
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#1747 [17:25] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - Does it happen with a new world in single player as well?
#1748 [17:25] <fatkungfu> yes
#1749 [17:26] <Exdero> !check 24.57.210.6
#1750 [17:26] <Guest30751> hello i just received a gift code for minecraft and i dont know how to use it
#1751 [17:27] <mib_nu6ymo> Exdero may i recieve some assistance?
#1752 [17:27] <Exdero> One moment
#1753 [17:27] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
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#1755 [17:28] <froggy> !check 24.57.210.6
#1756 [17:28] * mib_j1ccg6 [mib_j1ccg6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1757 [17:28] <mib_j1ccg6> i need help
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#1759 [17:29] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest Single player and multiplayer
#1760 [17:29] <mib_j1ccg6> my computer keeps crashing cus i downloaded a textture pack and i t over loaded my profile and now it crashes. Can you please help me!?
#1761 [17:29] <Ryft> I need help as well, every time i try to load a new texture pack (aside from the default one) the game crashes before i even get to the menu
#1762 [17:29] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For multiplayer, try having the server admin delete your playername.dat profile in world/players/, that'll reset your inventory data
#1763 [17:29] <tai> ummm ok i looked at my video card and it syas its up to date help
#1764 [17:30] <Exdero> Ryft: Turn off the texturepack
#1765 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For single player, delete your .minecraft folder except for saves, and update java
#1766 [17:30] <tai> still no work
#1767 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> tai - How did you check? device manger? Windows update
#1768 [17:30] <GreyVulpine> ?
#1769 [17:30] <Ryft> i hate the default texture pack
#1770 [17:30] <mib_j1ccg6> i cant get to it, it crashes before i can get to the main menu
#1771 [17:30] <Ryft> i want a new one thats the point
#1772 [17:30] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: You set up a server for someone, but you didn't make their IPv4 static..
#1773 [17:31] <mib_j1ccg6> how can i fix my problem?
#1774 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, because their physical location wasn't static.
#1775 [17:31] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest Single player and multiplayer
#1776 [17:31] <tai> i dont know i looked from my control panel
#1777 [17:31] <GreyVulpine> I've had at least a couple that moved physically from one home to another
#1778 [17:32] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: So they came here and barked, I used teamviewer, and when I typed "po" trying to find "portforward" the first suggestion was pornhub -.-
#1779 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> tai - That would be why. Control panel will not give you the latest video drivers
#1780 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#1781 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For multiplayer, try having the server admin delete your playername.dat profile in world/players/, that'll reset your inventory data
#1782 [17:32] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For single player, delete your .minecraft folder except for saves, and update java
#1783 [17:32] <mib_nu6ymo> Exerdo please help me. i've tried everything. i am currently having downloading issues
#1784 [17:32] <mib_j1ccg6> please help me
#1785 [17:32] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: Oh. Sorry..
#1786 [17:32] <tai> i have no idea about this stuff im not a computer person haha
#1787 [17:32] <mib_nu6ymo> its ok
#1788 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> tai - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: dxdiag
#1789 [17:33] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: Which one were you? We've had a lot of people having trouble with downloads today
#1790 [17:33] <Ryft> Need help, Every time i load a new texture pack (aside from the default one, the game goes black and crashes before it gets to the menu, tried about 7 packs so far) nothing works.
#1791 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> tai - Let me know when you get the directx diagnostic console up
#1792 [17:33] <mib_nu6ymo> everything works up untill the security warning the i click to run but nothing happens
#1793 [17:33] <Exdero> Hmm
#1794 [17:33] <tai> some green bar is loading now :|
#1795 [17:33] <GreyVulpine> Ryft - Are you placing the zip file in the texturepacks folder? Is the texturepack specifically updated for 1.7.3?
#1796 [17:33] <tai> ok im there
#1797 [17:33] <Exdero> ??> mib_nu6ymo teamviewer
#1798 [17:33] <VoxelHead> mib_nu6ymo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1799 [17:33] <VoxelHead> mib_nu6ymo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1800 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> tai - Do you see "Save all information" in the lower right?
#1801 [17:34] <Ryft> yea to the first question, lemme check the updates rq
#1802 [17:34] <mib_j1ccg6> i need help. everytime i try to get to the mainmenu, it crashes cus i downloaded a texturepack that was an overload
#1803 [17:34] <tai> yes
#1804 [17:34] <Exdero> mib_j1ccg6: Stop using the texturepack -.-
#1805 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_j1ccg6 - What operating system are you on?
#1806 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> tai - Please press it. Save the file on your desktop
#1807 [17:34] <mib_j1ccg6> tit wont let me get to the mainmenu
#1808 [17:34] <tai> click it?
#1809 [17:34] <mib_j1ccg6> t*it
#1810 [17:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_j1ccg6 - What operating system are you on?
#1811 [17:34] <mib_j1ccg6> t\*it
#1812 [17:34] <mib_j1ccg6> *it
#1813 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> tai - Yes, save the file on your desktop
#1814 [17:35] <Ryft> yes they are up to date greyvulpine
#1815 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> Ryft - Is it an HD texture pack?
#1816 [17:35] <Ryft> yes i have MCpatcher as well
#1817 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> HD texture packs require the HD fix
#1818 [17:35] <Ryft> yes
#1819 [17:35] <mib_j1ccg6> how can i change the texturepack without getting to the main menu
#1820 [17:35] <tai> ok i did now?
#1821 [17:35] <Ryft> i do have that alredy
#1822 [17:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_j1ccg6 - Again, What. Operating. System. Are. You. On?
#1823 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> Ryft - Is it the latest MCpatcher for 1.7.3?
#1824 [17:36] <mib_j1ccg6> what do u mean?
#1825 [17:36] <Ryft> yes
#1826 [17:36] <mib_nu6ymo> someone directed me to teamviewer. i downloaded, now what?
#1827 [17:36] <GreyVulpine> tai - Please open the file on the desktop. Copy everything inside. Go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there. Press the submit button, and give us the address found at the top of your browser
#1828 [17:36] <Exdero> mib_j1ccg6: If you don't know what OS you're on, you shouldn't have a computer
#1829 [17:36] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: /msg Exdero IDandPassHere
#1830 [17:37] <Ryft> i think i might have to reinstall minecrft or sumthin its like the only thing i can think of that i havent tried =/
#1831 [17:37] <mib_nu6ymo> what?
#1832 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> Ryft - If you're getting a black screen still, either MCpatcher isn't up to date, the pack isn't up to date, or you're trying to access minecraft through the browser
#1833 [17:37] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: Type /msg Exdero IDandPassHere
#1834 [17:37] <GreyVulpine> The browser version of minecraft will not run, modded
#1835 [17:38] <Ryft> they both are i assure u hehe
#1836 [17:38] <tai> ok i just pasted it
#1837 [17:38] <tai> will you get it?
#1838 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> tai - What is the address to the website?
#1839 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> Please copy it here
#1840 [17:38] * Exdero braces for flood.
#1840 [17:38] <GreyVulpine> Ryft - Are you trying to access minecraft through the browser, or the downloaded client?
#1841 [17:39] <tai> oh you mean the numbers and letters on the typing thingy?
#1842 [17:39] <Exdero> ...
#1843 [17:39] <GreyVulpine> tai - It should start with http://www.pastebin......
#1844 [17:39] <Ryft> what the bloody hell now its working >_< i didnt even do anything ugh
#1845 [17:39] * GreyVulpine snrks
#1845 [17:39] <Ryft> lol thx grey i spose ^_^ seeya :)
#1846 [17:39] * GreyVulpine waves
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#1847 [17:39] <tai> saG38c0k
#1848 [17:39] <tai> yay
#1849 [17:40] <tai> lol looks like it says some nasty words
#1850 [17:40] <tai> c0k
#1851 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> That is not the full dxdiag report. Could you go back to the text file on your desktop, open it up, and select everything inside?
#1852 [17:40] <GreyVulpine> Then try pastebin again
#1853 [17:40] <tai> ok
#1854 [17:41] <tai> OMG i dditn see that haha
#1855 [17:41] <Exdero> You didn't see the other massive part of text? >.>
#1856 [17:41] <Exdero> You need glasses, brah..
#1857 [17:42] <mib_nu6ymo> do you need me to msg you my id?
#1858 [17:42] <Exdero> ??< requirements/lessruse
#1859 [17:42] <Exdero> ??< requirements/lessrude
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#1861 [17:42] <Exdero> Yes..
#1862 [17:42] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
#1863 [17:43] <tai> http://pastebin.com/UMETdwG8
#1864 [17:44] <mib_nu6ymo> now what?
#1865 [17:44] <Exdero> The pass
#1866 [17:44] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
#1867 [17:44] <Exdero> I need the pass to authenticate the connection.
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#1869 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> tai - you're running Mobile Intel(R) HD Graphics on Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit. The video drivers you want to download and install are here:
#1870 [17:44] <mib_nu6ymo> brb
#1871 [17:44] <GreyVulpine> http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20037&ProdId=3231&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%207%20Home%20Premium%2C%2064-bit%20version*&DownloadType=Drivers
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#1873 [17:45] <fatkungfu> need help my minecraft keep crashing i open my inventory or chest Single player and multiplayer
#1874 [17:45] <Exdero> ...
#1875 [17:45] <GreyVulpine> Didn't I already tell you how to fix that... twice, before?
#1876 [17:45] <fatkungfu> no
#1877 [17:45] <Exdero> fatkungfu: GreyVulpine tried to help you, but you didn't listen.
#1878 [17:45] <fatkungfu> did not fix it
#1879 [17:45] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: Yes, you did..
#1880 [17:45] <tai> do i download Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator Driver for Windows 7* 64, Windows Vista* 64 (exe)
#1881 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For multiplayer, try having the server admin delete your playername.dat profile in world/players/, that'll reset your inventory data
#1882 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - For single player, delete your .minecraft folder except for saves, and update java\
#1883 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, I did
#1884 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> tai - Yes.
#1885 [17:46] <Exdero> tai: Windows 7 64bit
#1886 [17:46] <mib_nu6ymo> i'm back
#1887 [17:46] <Exdero> WB.
#1888 [17:46] <fatkungfu> i did .minecraft folder and delete everything inside except for saves
#1889 [17:46] <GreyVulpine> fatkungfu - Did you update java?
#1890 [17:47] <tai> it takes a long time ha
#1891 [17:47] <tai> 10%
#1892 [17:47] <Exdero> mib_nu6ymo: I need the pass still..
#1893 [17:47] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
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#1895 [17:47] <tai> 20%
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#1897 [17:47] <bugweiser> when i load minecraft its says done loading then the window closes, please HELP!
#1898 [17:48] <tai> 30%
#1899 [17:49] <bugweiser> HELLO?
#1900 [17:49] <tai> ummm last i was in here*about a week ago* i got kicked by something called tectspeak what is that?
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#1902 [17:50] <bugweiser> cn anybody help me
#1903 [17:50] <bugweiser> can*
#1904 [17:51] <Exdero> Dang
#1905 [17:51] <|Kiikun|> ??> bug ask
#1906 [17:51] <VoxelHead> bug: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1907 [17:51] <VoxelHead> bug: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1908 [17:51] <mib_nu6ymo> did it work?
#1909 [17:51] <Exdero> Not yet
#1910 [17:51] <Exdero> I have to connect again
#1911 [17:51] <Exdero> Cause I'm an idiot x.x
#1912 [17:51] <mib_nu6ymo> so now what?
#1913 [17:52] <Exdero> Open teamviewer again
#1914 [17:52] <mib_nu6ymo> ok
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#1916 [17:52] <tai> *textspeak
#1917 [17:52] <tai> 50%
#1918 [17:52] <tai> 60%
#1919 [17:52] <tai> 70
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#1921 [17:53] <Exdero> And pm the pass again x.x
#1922 [17:53] <tai> do you guys get paid to help ppl or something
#1923 [17:53] <tai> 80%
#1924 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> We do not.
#1925 [17:53] <tai> so do u help just to be nice?
#1926 [17:53] <bugweiser> when i load minecraft its says done loading then the window closes it works on browser i have a windows xp server pack 3 java:Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02) for windows-x86 JRE
#1927 [17:53] <GreyVulpine> We're community-run support, volunteers.
#1928 [17:54] <tai> 95%
#1929 [17:54] <tai> lol long wait
#1930 [17:54] <freestyle> Can anyone any tricks to make minecraft update itself? I have install a bad mod and now it won't update itself! I have deleted the cookies using CCleaner! but it still won't work. Anyone got any ideas?
#1931 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - What operating system are you on?
#1932 [17:54] <tai> 100%
#1933 [17:54] <freestyle> windows 7
#1934 [17:54] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Do you get any error reports when minecraft closes?
#1935 [17:54] <tai> yay finally
#1936 [17:54] <bugweiser> no
#1937 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - Go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#1938 [17:55] <bugweiser> yes
#1939 [17:55] <tai> now what?
#1940 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - Find the .minecraft folder, go inside, delete everything but the saves folder, and relaunch minecraft
#1941 [17:55] <freestyle> then what?
#1942 [17:55] <bugweiser> err _pid 252
#1943 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - Minecraft will then redownload fresh files
#1944 [17:55] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - yes, that's an error report
#1945 [17:55] <bugweiser> thank god< you know what to do
#1946 [17:56] <tai> lalalala.....lala
#1947 [17:56] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser -Please copy the contents of that entire file, go to http://pastebin.com and paste it there. Press the submit button, and give us the address found at the top of your browser?
#1948 [17:56] <tai> lol
#1949 [17:56] <freestyle> That's the problem. I have already deleted the entire folder. But normal logic would say that all I have to do is to restart minecraft. But that don't work. i have deleted that folder about 6 times now
#1950 [17:56] <tai> doo do DOOO
#1951 [17:56] <tai> lalala
#1952 [17:56] <tai> lol ok i will stop
#1953 [17:57] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - Have you also deleted and redownloaded the minecraft.exe launcher?
#1954 [17:57] <tai> :)
#1955 [17:57] <freestyle> no. I dont! I will try that!
#1956 [17:57] <bugweiser> http://pastebin.com/Jpz0cdVL
#1957 [17:57] <tai> grey what i do now?
#1958 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Looks like your ATi video drivers are at fault, please update them at:
#1959 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> ??> bugweiser gpu/amd
#1960 [17:58] <VoxelHead> bugweiser: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#1961 [17:58] <GreyVulpine> tai - Run the file you downloaded
#1962 [17:59] <tai> it didnt work
#1963 [17:59] <bugweiser> what do i do here (what settings do i use for the "steps")
#1964 [17:59] <tai> it said
#1965 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser - Try using the "Automatically detect and download" link
#1966 [18:00] <freestyle> It nearly worked! I got to about 47%.
#1967 [18:00] <GreyVulpine> freestyle - Delete the .minecraft folder again, and try again
#1968 [18:00] <tai> the driver being installed is not validated for this computer.please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer manufacturer
#1969 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> Oi
#1970 [18:01] <GreyVulpine> Somedays... I really hate HP
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#1972 [18:01] <bugweiser> its installing
#1973 [18:02] <Exdero> bugweiser: Didn't I help you a few days ago? o.o
#1974 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> bugweiser is a mibbit name.
#1975 [18:02] <Exdero> Oh
#1976 [18:02] <GreyVulpine> So, probably not
#1977 [18:02] <Exdero> >.>
#1978 [18:02] <Exdero> Actually, his name was Grindcore..
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#1980 [18:02] * Exdero was confused for a moment.
#1980 [18:02] <bugweiser> yes you said use mcpatcher but it didnt work
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#1982 [18:03] <freestyle> thanks! that worked. weirdly enough! I have had this problem tree times and every time it's a different solution! Thanks!
#1983 [18:03] * |Kiikun| doesnt even bother looking at nvidia site or dell site when its an HP or Dell
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#1984 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> dell's usually not bad, it's just hp.. and toshiba.. and..
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#1986 [18:04] * |Kiikun| thinks HP and Dell driver sites should be added to vox
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#1987 [18:04] <GreyVulpine> You can usually use intel's site, if you go the long, convoluted route of doing the .zip file, and forcing device manager to accept that
#1988 [18:05] <GreyVulpine> But I hate browsing hp's site, bleh
#1989 [18:05] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: Dell is terrible..It's fully proprietary
#1990 [18:05] <Exdero> And my dell exploded o.o
#1991 [18:06] <tai> the download didnt work grey
#1992 [18:06] <mr_trousers> So I guess this is where I have to come cause no one from Mojang will answer my e-mails. I bought minecraft a month ago, and it STILL says user not premium
#1993 [18:06] <Exdero> ...
#1994 [18:07] <Exdero> Hmm
#1995 [18:07] <Exdero> What's your minecraft username?
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#1997 [18:07] <bugweiser> 789012
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#1999 [18:07] <Exdero> mr_trousers: What's your minecraft username?
#2000 [18:07] <gunther> Please help my mine craft wont load
#2001 [18:07] <mr_trousers> DexGodDamnCut
#2002 [18:07] <mr_trousers> er
#2003 [18:07] <onix> i need help
#2004 [18:07] <mr_trousers> DexGodDamnCute
#2005 [18:07] <Exdero> ??> onix ask
#2006 [18:07] <VoxelHead> onix: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2007 [18:07] <VoxelHead> onix: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2008 [18:08] <Exdero> !paid DexGodDamnCute
#2009 [18:08] <Exdero> ..
#2010 [18:08] <mr_trousers> Ya
#2011 [18:08] <Exdero> A month ago?
#2012 [18:08] <mr_trousers> I have
#2013 [18:08] <mr_trousers> I have the paypal transaction......
#2014 [18:08] <mr_trousers> ya
#2015 [18:08] <gunther> When i try to play it loads to 38 percent and just stops
#2016 [18:09] <Exdero> Where did you buy it? o.o
#2017 [18:09] <gunther> me?
#2018 [18:09] <onix> i downloaded a texturepack on minecraft and when i did, it overloaded and everytime i try to run minecraft it crashes and it is currently in use (the texture pack)
#2019 [18:09] <mr_trousers> From minecraft.net......
#2020 [18:09] <Exdero> No.
#2021 [18:09] <tai> grey?
#2022 [18:09] <GreyVulpine> tai - One moment, I hate hp's site
#2023 [18:09] <tai> ok
#2024 [18:09] <gunther> Sooo
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#2026 [18:09] <gunther> i just wait my turn?
#2027 [18:10] <gunther> orrr
#2028 [18:10] <Exdero> ??> gunther patience
#2029 [18:10] <VoxelHead> gunther: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2030 [18:10] <VoxelHead> gunther: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2031 [18:10] <mr_trousers> Item Title: Minecraft premium account Date: Jul 26, 2011 Time: 18:48:38 PDT Status: Completed
#2032 [18:10] <onix> VoxelHead
#2033 [18:10] <GreyVulpine> tai - Could you try these instructions? It's for a toshiba laptop, but your hp computer is using the same video chipset: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#2034 [18:11] <onix> hello?
#2035 [18:11] <Exdero> ..
#2036 [18:11] <gunther> Onix u gtta wait
#2037 [18:11] <mib_nu6ymo> hello? what happened?
#2038 [18:11] <onix> k
#2039 [18:11] <Exdero> The session timed out for some reason..
#2040 [18:11] <onix> tell me when i can ask
#2041 [18:11] <mr_trousers> Ex, here's the paypal details
#2042 [18:11] <mib_nu6ymo> ok i'll pm the info
#2043 [18:11] <mr_trousers> Item Title: Minecraft premium account Date: Jul 26, 2011 Time: 18:48:38 PDT Status: Completed
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#2045 [18:12] <Exdero> Hrm
#2046 [18:12] <tai> lol grey this is soo stressfull lol
#2047 [18:12] <Exdero> You positive you're using the correct account?
#2048 [18:12] <mr_trousers> I only have one account
#2049 [18:12] <tai> i said lol twice
#2050 [18:13] <Exdero> ??< account
#2051 [18:13] <Exdero> ??< accounts
#2052 [18:13] <mr_trousers> Wat sorry?
#2053 [18:13] <Exdero> ??> mr_trousers accounts
#2054 [18:13] <mr_trousers> I only have one account, DexGodDamnCute
#2055 [18:13] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (accounts) Account or payment issues cannot be resolved by the helpers in this channel, you may contact Mojang directly to resolve this issue by following the instructions at: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2056 [18:13] <mr_trousers> I followed those instructions
#2057 [18:14] <mr_trousers> and e-mailed support@mojang.com 3 times
#2058 [18:14] <mr_trousers> I have gotten no response
#2059 [18:14] <onix> AuBot
#2060 [18:14] <tai> grey so why do you do this?\
#2061 [18:15] <onix> can someone tell me how i can fix my problem?
#2062 [18:15] <Exdero> mr_trousers: http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2063 [18:15] <Exdero> Click account
#2064 [18:16] <Exdero> Premium
#2065 [18:16] <Exdero> I bought a preimum account, but my account is still regular
#2066 [18:16] <mr_trousers> I did
#2067 [18:16] <mr_trousers> And then I followed all the reccomended steps
#2068 [18:16] <mr_trousers> None worked
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#2070 [18:16] <mr_trousers> So I filled out the form
#2071 [18:16] <onix> please!!
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#2073 [18:16] <mib_gh92yi> dl
#2074 [18:16] <antibirus1> im gunther
#2075 [18:16] <mr_trousers> Didn't get a response. So I found the support e-mail and e-mailed it directly
#2076 [18:16] <antibirus1> just asyin
#2077 [18:16] <antibirus1> sayin
#2078 [18:16] <mr_trousers> Still nothing
#2079 [18:17] <mib_gh92yi> i was before sighned as bugwieser
#2080 [18:17] * Exdero is about to take a break...this is getting rediculous.
#2080 [18:17] <mib_gh92yi> and i installed the graphics driver and know minecraft just stays at a black screen
#2081 [18:18] <onix> ok i downloaded a texture pack and apparently it overloaded minecraft and so now everytime i try to open it in browser, it crashes. How can i fix this?
#2082 [18:18] <antibirus1> SO ya my minecraft borke i tried updating and it stops at 38 percent
#2083 [18:18] <antibirus1> no matter what
#2084 [18:18] <mr_trousers> So, I'm SOL? Or what do I need to do
#2085 [18:18] <mib_gh92yi> then i try to cancel it and it says not responding
#2086 [18:18] <Exdero> mr_trousers: I have no idea..sorry..
#2087 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Let me start from the top. You bought an account from minecraft.net, yes?
#2088 [18:19] <mr_trousers> Yes
#2089 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Does the paypal record indicate money going to Mojang AB?
#2090 [18:19] <mr_trousers> Yup
#2091 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Did you log into the minecraft.net account you used to pay for minecraft, and check the profile page there? Made sure there's no gift code listed at the bottom?
#2092 [18:20] <tai> ok umm grey i downloaded now what?
#2093 [18:20] <GreyVulpine> tai - Use the instructions on the website to install it
#2094 [18:20] <mr_trousers> Ya I did that too
#2095 [18:20] <onix> Grey lemme know when i can ask my ?
#2096 [18:21] <mib_gh92yi> an guy by the screen name exdero told me to download ati catalyst thingy and i restarted waited a little then i loaded minecraft and the screed just stays black
#2097 [18:21] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Are you sure you logged into the right account, the same one you used to pay for minecraft?
#2098 [18:21] <mib_gh92yi> screen*
#2099 [18:21] <Exdero> mib_gh92yi: I probably told you to download your drivers
#2100 [18:22] <mib_gh92yi> yes i was bugwieser
#2101 [18:22] <mr_trousers> Ya. I only have one account
#2102 [18:22] <mr_trousers> DexGodDamnCute
#2103 [18:22] <mib_gh92yi> you gave me a link
#2104 [18:22] <onix> GreyVulpine, when i try to play minecraft in browser, it crashes because i downloaded a new texturepack and it was in hd and i didnt realize that and i put it as my texture pack and now i cant get to the main menu to change it
#2105 [18:23] * mib_j0qznw [mib_j0qznw@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2106 [18:23] <mib_j0qznw> hello
#2107 [18:23] <rev-lemon> ??> onix win/reinst
#2108 [18:23] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2109 [18:23] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2110 [18:23] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Then all I can tell you is, try using http://www.minecraft.net/support/ --> use account-> premium -> "I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular"
#2111 [18:24] <mr_trousers> Did all that
#2112 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> mr_trousers - Mojang phased out the support email system, in favor of the website's ticketing system
#2113 [18:24] <mr_trousers> Wow
#2114 [18:24] <GreyVulpine> Send them another one.
#2115 [18:24] <mr_trousers> That sucks
#2116 [18:24] <mr_trousers> Ight
#2117 [18:25] <mib_j0qznw> hey
#2118 [18:25] <mr_trousers> For a multi-million dollar company, you'd think they'd have awesome support, and not rely on volunteers in an IRC channel
#2119 [18:25] <mr_trousers> I'm sorry you guys have to deal with problems all day at probably a very little to no pay
#2120 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> They're also about a dozen guys, in a small office in sweden. and not a thousand developers.
#2121 [18:26] <mr_trousers> It's not fair to you, or the customers
#2122 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> And we're not affiliated with Mojang, nor do we get paid by them
#2123 [18:26] <mr_trousers> I know, but with the amount of money they have, hiring a support team would be easy
#2124 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> We're only community-run support.
#2125 [18:26] <mib_j0qznw> i bot the game olmost 3 days ago i figured out how to download the minecraft launcher but i cant play the game
#2126 [18:26] <mr_trousers> Well awesome of you guys to try and help the community the best you can
#2127 [18:26] <GreyVulpine> We appreciate that.
#2128 [18:27] <mib_j0qznw> it says user not premium can u plz help
#2129 [18:27] <Exdero> mr_trousers: They're developing other games, and considering the fact that Notch is a multi-millionaire, he won't "HAVE" to work another day in his life
#2130 [18:27] <mr_trousers> It sucks though for the odd time you get a money related problem like this, and obviously you can't help, which sucks
#2131 [18:27] <onix> GreyVulpine, i deleted the texturepacks, but the one that causes it to crash wont delete because it says it is in use with another program
#2132 [18:27] <tai> im done with im just irritated goodbye fuck minecraft
#2133 [18:27] <GreyVulpine> onix - reboot your computer, and try deleting it again
#2134 [18:27] <onix> how do i reboot?
#2135 [18:28] <antibirus1> turn it on and off
#2136 [18:28] <mib_j0qznw> ...............turn off then back on
#2137 [18:28] <mib_gh92yi> i installed adm driver for my ati grafix card and now minecraft still cancels itself
#2138 [18:28] <onix> u thats what i thought
#2139 [18:28] <mr_trousers> Ex, ya, they could deff hire a support team
#2140 [18:28] <antibirus1> Hey my minecraft freezes during update
#2141 [18:28] <antibirus1> at 38
#2142 [18:28] <mr_trousers> For their current and up coming games
#2143 [18:28] <antibirus1> percent
#2144 [18:28] <Exdero> mr_trousers: I know they could, but they are still an indie developer, not a corporation.
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#2146 [18:29] <mib_j0qznw> can some1 plz help me
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#2148 [18:29] <Exdero> ??> mib_j0qznw ask
#2149 [18:29] <VoxelHead> mib_j0qznw: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2150 [18:29] <VoxelHead> mib_j0qznw: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2151 [18:29] <jcdaw> How do I talk in #minecraft it wont let me
#2152 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> jcdaw irc
#2153 [18:29] <VoxelHead> jcdaw: (irc) For IRC help, you should ask in the channel #help - you can get there using the command "/join #help"
#2154 [18:29] <VoxelHead> jcdaw: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#2155 [18:29] <jcdaw> Yeah irc
#2156 [18:29] <tiffihobbs> help it wont let me use my commands on my server
#2157 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> tiffihobbs - Did you op yourself?
#2158 [18:29] <jcdaw> Cannot send to channel: #minecraft thats wat it says
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#2160 [18:29] <GreyVulpine> <@VoxelHead> jcdaw: (irc) If you can't talk in #minecraft ("Cannot send to channel") you must register your IRC nickname, using the command "/msg NickServ REGISTER password email". Remember to use a valid email. Go to #help if you need further assistance with this
#2161 [18:30] <tiffihobbs> ye i opped myself
#2162 [18:30] <antibirus1> So ya
#2163 [18:30] <jcdaw> ok I didnt
#2164 [18:30] <mib_j0qznw> ok i downloaded the mincraft launcher page and when i try to login it says user not premium so i cant play the game how do i fix?
#2165 [18:30] <jcdaw> Know about email part
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#2167 [18:30] <mib_gh92yi> im about to cry if the minecraft window closes itself again
#2168 [18:30] <antibirus1> Minecraft freezes
#2169 [18:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_j0qznw - When did you purchase an account?
#2170 [18:30] <antibirus1> when i update
#2171 [18:30] <antibirus1> never mind
#2172 [18:30] <mib_gh92yi> a few months ago
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#2174 [18:30] <antibirus1> i have to go
#2175 [18:30] <mib_j0qznw> i bout the game olmost 3 days ago
#2176 [18:31] <antibirus1> thanks for trying to help anyway
#2177 [18:31] <Product> Hey watsup dudes :D
#2178 [18:31] <antibirus1> peace
#2179 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_j0qznw -Check the payment method you used, see if there's a record of payment going to Mojang AB
#2180 [18:31] <tiffihobbs> so wt d i do it wont let me use commands and i have done op
#2181 [18:31] <mib_j0qznw> how?
#2182 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> tiffihobbs - What commands are you using?
#2183 [18:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_j0qznw - What did you use to pay for the game?
#2184 [18:32] <Product> xD I'am still 14
#2185 [18:32] <mib_j0qznw> at first a giftcard but it didnt work then i used a creditcard
#2186 [18:32] <Product> (mcirc statistics)
#2187 [18:32] <tiffihobbs> im using time add/set amount
#2188 [18:33] <mib_gh92yi> when i load minecraft it loads then the window closes i did everything i was told and the problem still persisted
#2189 [18:33] * mib_pic7g4 [mib_pic7g4@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2190 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_j0qznw - Then call the credit card's customer support number. It's usually listed on the back of the card. Ask the customer service rep if they can pull up the account history for the card, see if money went to Mojang AB for minecraft
#2191 [18:33] <mib_pic7g4> thank you so much GreyVulpine it worked! and i was onix
#2192 [18:33] <GreyVulpine> tiffihobbs - What does it say when you try that command?
#2193 [18:34] <tiffihobbs> it doesnt
#2194 [18:34] <mib_j0qznw> ok ill try but im pritty shure it worked cuz its been used since then so why wouldnt it work for that 1 thing
#2195 [18:34] <Product> GreyVulpine: Your'e a bot, it's impossible for you to be a human and do a such great work :D
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#2197 [18:35] <Exdero> Product: :( But..I do good work too..
#2198 [18:35] <Exdero> >.<
#2199 [18:35] <TheNytangel> Exdero, help
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#2201 [18:35] <Product> Exdero: Can't be comparated to GreyVulpine :D
#2202 [18:35] <TheNytangel> Exdero, how do you unblock a mod on SMP so that I can.. just tell me how
#2203 [18:35] <Exdero> TheNytangel: Bear mauling you?
#2204 [18:35] <Exdero> Product: Comparated? -.-
#2205 [18:36] <Guest77234> when i open minecraft i get an error report saying i have bad video drivers??? what does this mean and can it be fixed???
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#2207 [18:36] <mib_gh92yi> when i load minecraft it loads then the window closes i did everything i was told and the problem still persisted
#2208 [18:36] <jcdaw> I still can't talk in #minecraft irc
#2209 [18:36] <Product> Exedero: Idk, my English teacher hates me.
#2210 [18:36] <mib_j0qznw> u need to update things
#2211 [18:36] <Product> compared*
#2212 [18:36] <Exdero> Guest77234: Update your GPU drivers
#2213 [18:36] <Guest77234> how? link please?
#2214 [18:36] <Exdero> ...
#2215 [18:36] * Product says brb guys :D
#2215 [18:36] <Exdero> ??> Guest77234 win/dxdiag
#2216 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Guest77234: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2217 [18:37] <VoxelHead> Guest77234: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2218 [18:37] <TheNytangel> Exdero, how do you unblock a mod on SMP so that I can.. just tell me how
#2219 [18:37] <Exdero> A mod?
#2220 [18:37] <Exdero> Like
#2221 [18:37] <Exdero> A client mod?
#2222 [18:37] <TheNytangel> X-ray..
#2223 [18:38] <TheNytangel> :P
#2224 [18:38] <TheNytangel> Whatever
#2225 [18:38] <Exdero> TheNytangel: You can't...X-ray is clientside..you may be able to use Zombe's pack, but every server you touch will ban you..
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#2227 [18:38] <mib_gh92yi> when i load minecraft it loads then the window closes i did everything i was told and the problem still persisted im on a windows xp serverpack 3
#2228 [18:40] <TheNytangel> Exdero nooooo
#2229 [18:40] <Exdero> mib_gh92yi: Are you on 32bit/
#2230 [18:40] <TheNytangel> Exdero, I got an ERROR D:
#2231 [18:40] <Exdero> TheNytangel: Doing what?
#2232 [18:40] <TheNytangel> Exdero, nuthin..
#2233 [18:40] <Exdero> TheNytangel: Sure -.-
#2234 [18:41] <mib_gh92yi> when i load minecraft it loads then the window closes i installed an adm card driver still persisted im on a windows xp serverpack 3 please help
#2235 [18:41] <Exdero> ??> mib_gh92yi dont/spam
#2236 [18:41] <VoxelHead> mib_gh92yi: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2237 [18:42] <mib_gh92yi> ok
#2238 [18:42] <Exdero> ??> mib_gh92yi patience
#2239 [18:42] <VoxelHead> mib_gh92yi: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2240 [18:42] <VoxelHead> mib_gh92yi: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2241 [18:43] <mib_gh92yi> i have had "patience" for 5 months spending 10 hours a week with this problem
#2242 [18:43] <Guest77234> what is the IRC channel?
#2243 [18:43] <mib_gh92yi> sorry
#2244 [18:45] <I_Eat_Plastic> mib_gh92yi, do you have any java security enabled?
#2245 [18:45] <mib_gh92yi> idk
#2246 [18:45] <Exdero> mib_gh92yi: You should go down to the Patience market, buy some more, stop at the pharmacy, grab some Midol, and stop coming here during "that time of month"
#2247 [18:45] <mib_gh92yi> how do i check
#2248 [18:45] <Exdero> ??> mib_gh92yi attitude
#2249 [18:45] <VoxelHead> mib_gh92yi: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2250 [18:45] <VoxelHead> mib_gh92yi: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2251 [18:46] <Guest77234> what is the IRC channel i nee to paste something into?
#2252 [18:46] <I_Eat_Plastic> mib_gh92yi, Please go here http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+closes+on+start+windows+xp
#2253 [18:46] <mib_gh92yi> ok i understand an apologize for my vulger attitude
#2254 [18:48] <Exdero> Guest77234: upload the text to pastebin and paste the URL here
#2255 [18:48] <Guest77234> oaky
#2256 [18:49] <Guest77234> http://pastebin.com/P0nKg9Ag
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#2258 [18:50] <Exdero> Guest77234: What was happening again?
#2259 [18:51] <mib_gh92yi> I_Eat_Plastic: the wiki page http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+closes+on+start+windows+xp puts me at says nothing of the problem
#2260 [18:51] <Guest77234> i get an error report when i open minefraft saying i have bad video drivers
#2261 [18:51] * mib_bcl18i [mib_bcl18i@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2262 [18:52] <TheNytangel> Exdero, how many softis do you think I could buy from my german teacher with $60.. they are 7 for a dollar
#2263 [18:53] <Exdero> TheNytangel: Uhh
#2264 [18:53] <I_Eat_Plastic> mib_gh92yi, The problem you're describing is incredibly vague. I suggest looking through several search results and not just the top link.
#2265 [18:53] <Exdero> Guest77234: You need to update your drivers...
#2266 [18:53] <Guest77234> how?
#2267 [18:53] <Guest77234> link?
#2268 [18:55] <Exdero> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista32.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#2269 [18:55] <Product> Lol my name.
#2270 [18:55] <Exdero> TheNytangel: What is a softis? -.-
#2271 [18:55] * Product is now afk.
#2271 [18:55] <TheNytangel> Exdero, http://store.foreign-candy.com/product_images/u/779/Softi_Chews__59437_zoom.jpg
#2272 [18:55] <Guest77234> btw im on windows 7 32 bit
#2273 [18:55] * |Kiikun| produces a Product
#2273 [18:56] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2274 [18:56] <Exdero> I know
#2275 [18:56] <j4mie> Hi guys, I have a question. Is there a way to have a server auto-upload backups either to an ftp or to a hosting site?
#2276 [18:56] <Product> xDDD Hey Kiikun :D
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#2278 [18:56] <Exdero> TheNytangel: 7 for a dollar? Do the math...
#2279 [18:56] <TheNytangel> Exdero, 7*60
#2280 [18:56] <|Kiikun|> j4mie: its possible to set up a timed synch using some programs.. depends on os.
#2281 [18:56] <TheNytangel> You do it :P
#2282 [18:56] <Exdero> 420
#2283 [18:56] * Product is now afk.
#2283 [18:57] <Exdero> -_-
#2284 [18:57] <|Kiikun|> j4mie: but i dont think it woudl be part of the server itself
#2285 [18:57] <j4mie> |Kiikun| its ubuntu 11.04 and im pretty new to it so hoping i can find a newbie friendly way of doing it
#2286 [18:57] <Exdero> I need to load up uBuntu Dx
#2287 [18:57] * mib_071lhk [mib_071lhk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2288 [18:57] <j4mie> i don't mind using mods/plugins/programs to do it so long as i dont rip my hair out trying to set it up, lol
#2289 [18:58] <mr_fribble> when i play the minecraft classic free no download when i get to the game it says i need to accept the applet plz help
#2290 [18:59] <|Kiikun|> j4mie: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/BackupYourSystem
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#2292 [18:59] <|Kiikun|> set it to backup the minecraft server stuff?
#2293 [18:59] <|Kiikun|> like, a few times a day
#2294 [19:01] <Guest77234> exdero: downloading a AMD catalyist
#2295 [19:01] <j4mie> |Kiikun| thanks for the link mate, ill look into it :D
#2296 [19:02] <Guest77234> exdero: Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. wtf does this mean?
#2297 [19:03] <Exdero> You have a Legacy GPU
#2298 [19:03] <Exdero> Guest77234: You should get a new one..
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#2300 [19:03] <|Kiikun|> Exdero: it means you dont have OpenGL in your drivers :P
#2301 [19:04] <Guest77234> and that means what??? how do i change that?
#2302 [19:04] <Exdero> |Kiikun|: He doesn't have it because it's an old card. I gave him the link to the latest drivers for his card
#2303 [19:04] <|Kiikun|> Guest77234: if youve updated your drivers from your manufacturer and/or the chipset manufacturer and you still get that... you need a new video card and your system must be really old.
#2304 [19:04] <|Kiikun|> ah. so it is an old card
#2305 [19:04] <Guest77234> my pc it like 5 years old
#2306 [19:04] <Guest77234> dell
#2307 [19:05] * |Kiikun| 's comp is from.. 2006? and originalyl had a geforce 8800 in it.
#2307 [19:05] <shmoo> I am trying to play the free version of minecraft. As it is loading I get an error message. It says " Fatal Error occured(4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack"
#2308 [19:05] <Exdero> |Kiikun|: Lets put it this way. He has 1gig of RAM
#2309 [19:05] <|Kiikun|> ouch.
#2310 [19:05] <Exdero> There isn't a free version of Minecraft.
#2311 [19:05] <Exdero> There is an OLD version, but not a free version.
#2312 [19:05] <GreyVulpine> classic = free
#2313 [19:05] <Guest77234> i need more ram?
#2314 [19:05] <|Kiikun|> minecraft classic is free to play.
#2315 [19:06] <|Kiikun|> but classic has nothing on beta
#2316 [19:06] <Exdero> ^
#2317 [19:06] <shmoo> Thats the one. Classic.
#2318 [19:06] <|Kiikun|> classic = build with blocks. beta = survival and tools
#2319 [19:06] <Exdero> I know nothing about classic x.x
#2320 [19:06] <|Kiikun|> ex: take out all the tools and give yourself one-hit poppage.
#2321 [19:07] <Guest77234> can you sudgest cheap gaming computers that can support a game like minecraft?
#2322 [19:07] <Exdero> I've played it
#2323 [19:07] <|Kiikun|> ex: oh.. and water/lava floods
#2324 [19:07] <Exdero> I know nothing of the tech stuff o.o
#2325 [19:07] <shmoo> Ok. So if I am interested in playing I should just buy the beta version?
#2326 [19:07] <Exdero> Guest77234: Go look on Tigerdirect.com or Newegg.com
#2327 [19:07] <Exdero> Guest77234: Make a computer
#2328 [19:07] <Guest77234> okay :) thanks
#2329 [19:08] <Exdero> Retail computers are NEVER cheap.
#2330 [19:08] <Guest77234> starting price around 500?
#2331 [19:08] <Guest77234> £
#2332 [19:08] <Exdero> Good ones, anyhow
#2333 [19:08] <|Kiikun|> retail comps are only good because you can finance them... but then again you can do billmelater or neweg prefered :P
#2334 [19:08] <Exdero> I built my computer for around 800 USD
#2335 [19:08] <Guest77234> ive seen alineware fro over £2.500
#2336 [19:08] <Exdero> Alienware is crap.
#2337 [19:09] <Guest77234> works good for me -.-
#2338 [19:09] <|Kiikun|> ex: i tend to go to 1000usd and up :P but thats for everything and a floppy drive :P
#2339 [19:09] <Exdero> Alienware has nothing on an equal priced custom rig.
#2340 [19:09] <fatkungfu> minecraft crash only in multiplayer and open chest and inventory
#2341 [19:09] <Exdero> fatkungfu: We tried to help you before, you wouldn't follow directions..
#2342 [19:10] <fatkungfu> i did
#2343 [19:10] <Exdero> fatkungfu: No, you didn't
#2344 [19:10] <fatkungfu> did not work
#2345 [19:10] <Exdero> fatkungfu: Or you wouldn't have the same problem
#2346 [19:10] <Exdero> ??< log
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#2348 [19:10] <Exdero> ??< index
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#2350 [19:11] <|Kiikun|> Exdero: http://notalwaysright.com/bad-data-good-outcome/10367 :P
#2351 [19:11] <mib_uooid2> can anyone please help me work out why Minecraft wont work for me?
#2352 [19:11] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib specifics
#2353 [19:12] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib specific
#2354 [19:12] <VoxelHead> mib: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#2355 [19:12] <VoxelHead> mib: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
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#2357 [19:12] <mib_uooid2> If I try running Minecraft through the browser, the screen briefly shows a 'Loading 100%' bar before blanking white.
#2358 [19:12] <Exdero> Client: “Oh. How do I get it out?” ...he says it like it's a physical object
#2359 [19:13] <Exdero> o.o
#2360 [19:13] <Exdero> Oops.
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#2362 [19:14] <mib_k52myp> i bought the game today and i went to play on multplayer and when i type in a server ip it said every time i tried the the server had timed out help!!
#2363 [19:15] <|Kiikun|> ok ,not sure of asll the browser-loader erros...
#2364 [19:15] <|Kiikun|> mib_uooid2: check your java is up to date?
#2365 [19:15] <zelda> hello. something seems wrong. i went back to the same coordinates on my server and everything is gone. it changes
#2366 [19:15] <zelda> *changed
#2367 [19:16] <|Kiikun|> k52: that measn the server is down or the address your typing in is wrong
#2368 [19:16] <zelda> once you visit a place on the map is it supposed to stay the same?
#2369 [19:16] <mib_uooid2> I have updated my Java to the latest version, and still encounter the problem.
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#2372 [19:17] <mib_k52myp> wot do i do??
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#2374 [19:18] <|Kiikun|> k62: give us tghe server address.
#2375 [19:18] <mib_k52myp> kiikun i tried loads of server ips and i checks every single 1 about 10 time each
#2376 [19:19] <zelda> does anyone know if once a place on a server map is visited it stayes the same? does it save it or make it new if you leave?
#2377 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> zelda - It saves
#2378 [19:19] <zelda> i was about 1km from spawn point died and went back and it is different
#2379 [19:19] <zelda> hmm
#2380 [19:20] <zelda> are the coordinates always the same?
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#2382 [19:20] <|Kiikun|> k52: try connecting to kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#2383 [19:20] <zelda> i was at -800,80,-33 and i am there again and it is different
#2384 [19:20] <mib_k52myp> wats that
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#2388 [19:21] <|Kiikun|> k:52 my server. it works. its up. if you CANT connect then its a problem your end. if you CAN, then your tryign broken/down servers
#2389 [19:21] <mib_qwwkgq> hello
#2390 [19:21] <mib_k52myp> ok ty
#2391 [19:22] * |Kiikun| twiddles thumbs watching the console
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#2393 [19:22] <frogonia> Anyone here know how to fix the video card error..
#2394 [19:22] <mib_qwwkgq> How do i install minecraft?
#2395 [19:23] <mib_k52myp> it worked thanks m8
#2396 [19:23] <|Kiikun|> fusion: congrats.
#2397 [19:23] <mib_k52myp> ty
#2398 [19:23] <|Kiikun|> fusdion: that means all the servers youve been tryign are just borked
#2399 [19:24] <frogonia> how do i fix this error ? "Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers."
#2400 [19:24] <mib_k52myp> kk are u on it now??
#2401 [19:24] <frogonia> ive already updated everything..
#2402 [19:24] <mib_qwwkgq> will some one help me?
#2403 [19:24] <frogonia> go to minecraft web and download it from it
#2404 [19:25] <mib_qwwkgq> i tryed
#2405 [19:25] <frogonia> http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#2406 [19:25] <mib_v0c4kg> connection lost, read timed out. i can play single player but not multi. Help?
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#2408 [19:27] <mib_k52myp> thanks kiikun
#2409 [19:27] <|Kiikun|> no prob. :3
#2410 [19:33] <zelda> does anyone know any possible ay i could go to the same x,y,z coordinates on the map and it be different?
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#2412 [19:33] <GreyVulpine> Only if the chunk was manually deleted, or the server's on a completely new map
#2413 [19:33] <mib_jsgzzd> hello
#2414 [19:34] <mib_jsgzzd> can someone help me
#2415 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> With?
#2416 [19:34] <mib_jsgzzd> o hi
#2417 [19:34] <|Kiikun|> ?? ww
#2418 [19:34] <zelda> is there anu bug in the coordinate system?
#2419 [19:34] * |Kiikun| growls at vox
#2419 [19:34] <zelda> *any
#2420 [19:34] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Nope
#2421 [19:34] <zelda> i cant find my house
#2422 [19:35] <mib_jsgzzd> well when i go to play in browser it goes black well the screen goes black
#2423 [19:35] <zelda> it doesnt matter how far it is from the spawn point?
#2424 [19:35] <zelda> i was kiliometers fom start
#2425 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> It does not zelda.
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#2427 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> Once the chunk is generated, it stays like that each time it's vistied
#2428 [19:35] <mib_jsgzzd> is anyone gonna help me
#2429 [19:35] <zelda> ok thanks
#2430 [19:35] <GreyVulpine> er, visited.
#2431 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_jsgzzd - Uninstall/reinstall java, update your video drivers from your video card manufacturer's website
#2432 [19:36] <mib_jsgzzd> hey grey vulpine can u help me
#2433 [19:36] <mib_jsgzzd> how do i do that
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#2435 [19:36] <GreyVulpine> All depends on what operating system you're running
#2436 [19:36] <mib_jsgzzd> windows
#2437 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> control panel -> add/remove programs, or remove a program
#2438 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> Uninstall java. then go to http://www.java.com and reinstall java from there
#2439 [19:37] <mib_jsgzzd> o then uninstall and thats it
#2440 [19:37] <mib_jsgzzd> o ok thanks
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#2442 [19:38] <gamakichi> hello?
#2443 [19:38] <gamakichi> can someone help me plz?
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#2445 [19:38] <gamakichi> i have a question plz
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#2447 [19:38] <chucknorrispain> Hey
#2448 [19:39] <minermoy> i need gelp
#2449 [19:39] <chucknorrispain> can anyone help me?
#2450 [19:39] <minermoy> yea anyone
#2451 [19:39] <gamakichi> hey can u help me?my screen is black and wont load the game
#2452 [19:39] <chucknorrispain> Gamakichi:
#2453 [19:39] <chucknorrispain> are you running mods?
#2454 [19:39] <gamakichi> i have a mac btw
#2455 [19:39] <gamakichi> no
#2456 [19:39] <chucknorrispain> Hmm
#2457 [19:39] <minermoy> me too i downloaded this texture pack and it doesnt load any more
#2458 [19:39] <gamakichi> i dont even own it... free version
#2459 [19:39] <chucknorrispain> Oh
#2460 [19:40] <gamakichi> but its so fun i want it too work!
#2461 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> Well
#2462 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> Buy it then! XD
#2463 [19:40] <gamakichi> i can log in and stuff, but the screen goes black before i can play
#2464 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> Ok, you downloaded A TEXTURE PACK AND YOUR MINECRAFT DOESNT WORK?
#2465 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> OOPS CAPS
#2466 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> XD
#2467 [19:40] <jbbjgiver> yea
#2468 [19:40] <jbbjgiver> that happened
#2469 [19:40] <chucknorrispain> Ok,
#2470 [19:40] <gamakichi> no... no texture pack... nothing.. it just wont load
#2471 [19:41] <chucknorrispain> so
#2472 [19:41] <minermoy> well i need help
#2473 [19:41] <gamakichi> can u guys help at all?
#2474 [19:41] <minermoy> yea
#2475 [19:41] <chucknorrispain> what you need to do minermoy, is go into your roaming folder, %appdata%
#2476 [19:41] <gamakichi> my screen goes black before i can play? any tips
#2477 [19:41] <chucknorrispain> then,
#2478 [19:41] <minermoy> yes im listening
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#2481 [19:42] <chucknorrispain> delete your whole .minecraft folder
#2482 [19:42] <chucknorrispain> wait
#2483 [19:42] <minermoy> all of it
#2484 [19:42] <gamakichi> never mind u guys stink
#2485 [19:42] <guest-0-00193> Is anyone able to connect to the minecraftvillage multiplayer server?
#2486 [19:42] <chucknorrispain> do you have any saves you want?
#2487 [19:42] <minermoy> everything>
#2488 [19:42] <minermoy> no
#2489 [19:42] <minermoy> not really as long as i can play
#2490 [19:42] <zelda> when i hit f3 a graph comes up and covers the text at the top of the screen...is there anyway to prevent that?
#2491 [19:42] <guest-0-00193> miner, you cant connect?
#2492 [19:42] <chucknorrispain> Ok
#2493 [19:42] <chucknorrispain> delete the whole .minecraft then.
#2494 [19:42] <minermoy> all of it
#2495 [19:42] <bunnies101smile> whenever i try to run minecraft it says access is denied
#2496 [19:43] <minermoy> even the folder it self
#2497 [19:43] <chucknorrispain> After that, run minecraft, then it should work.
#2498 [19:43] <|Kiikun|> min: do you have any worlds you want to save?
#2499 [19:43] <bunnies101smile> anyway to fix it
#2500 [19:43] <chucknorrispain> yes the folder itself
#2501 [19:43] <|Kiikun|> oh nm
#2502 [19:43] <|Kiikun|> :"P
#2503 [19:43] <minermoy> ok then ill try
#2504 [19:43] <minermoy> wait but first i think i want to save just one world
#2505 [19:43] <chucknorrispain> k. :)
#2506 [19:43] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2507 [19:43] <chucknorrispain> to save the world
#2508 [19:43] <minermoy> spo how do i save it
#2509 [19:43] <minermoy> yes
#2510 [19:44] <chucknorrispain> go to it then drag it to your desktop
#2511 [19:44] <minermoy> ok
#2512 [19:44] <chucknorrispain> then after you delete it, run minecraft like i told you
#2513 [19:44] <chucknorrispain> then close minecraft
#2514 [19:44] <chucknorrispain> and go drag the save obn your desktop to your saves folder
#2515 [19:44] <minermoy> ok
#2516 [19:44] <chucknorrispain> and it will be there again. ^_^
#2517 [19:45] <chucknorrispain> If the texture pack did it, this will definitely fix it.
#2518 [19:45] <chucknorrispain> Im not even staff here. xD lol
#2519 [19:45] <chucknorrispain> I just know this
#2520 [19:46] <minermoy> ok then ill be back in a bit let me erase everything first
#2521 [19:46] <chucknorrispain> Zelda: I saw your question, no sorry there is not. you may be able to find a mod for that
#2522 [19:47] <minermoy> dude i cant delete the bin
#2523 [19:48] <chucknorrispain> ?
#2524 [19:48] <chucknorrispain> hmmm
#2525 [19:48] <chucknorrispain> is minecraft still open?
#2526 [19:48] <guest-0-00193> Question. I cannot connect to minecraft village's multiplayer server. It says end of stream. What would be my problem?
#2527 [19:48] <minermoy> idk i dont think so let me check
#2528 [19:48] <chucknorrispain> that means the server is down guest.
#2529 [19:48] <guest-0-00193> thank you
#2530 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> :)
#2531 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> even for minecraft village?
#2532 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> i try
#2533 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> isnt that a 24/7 server?
#2534 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> Probably
#2535 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> hmm
#2536 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> ok
#2537 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> that means that it crashed
#2538 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> ah
#2539 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> is there a forum for that place?
#2540 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> do they have a irc or fourm i can be linked to?
#2541 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> idk
#2542 [19:49] <guest-0-00193> :S
#2543 [19:49] <minermoy> ok im going to be back
#2544 [19:49] <chucknorrispain> Hi voxel?
#2545 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> youare here?
#2546 [19:50] <zelda> what does the f under x,y,z coordinates mean?
#2547 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> no?
#2548 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> xD
#2549 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> Oh
#2550 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> That is frames per second
#2551 [19:50] <Eddie> The f seems to be some sort of angle measurement
#2552 [19:50] <|Kiikun|> ??> chucknorrispain bot
#2553 [19:50] <VoxelHead> chucknorrispain: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2554 [19:50] <TheNytangel> .....
#2555 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> :P ok?
#2556 [19:50] <chucknorrispain> are you... here?
#2557 [19:51] <|Kiikun|> f = facing direction
#2558 [19:51] <TheNytangel> F = direction, yes
#2559 [19:51] <TheNytangel> North south east or west
#2560 [19:51] <chucknorrispain> Well voxel, do you know why it would say permission denied on all servers for me?
#2561 [19:51] <TheNytangel> North = 1 South = 3 West = 0 East = 2
#2562 [19:52] <chucknorrispain> If you are... here.... xD
#2563 [19:52] <chucknorrispain> XD
#2564 [19:52] <chucknorrispain> Me want to play multiplayer. D:
#2565 [19:52] <minermoy> ok it is not running and i canot delelet then bin part
#2566 [19:52] <|Kiikun|> your ON the server and get that?
#2567 [19:52] <chucknorrispain> Hmmm
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#2569 [19:52] <chucknorrispain> what does it say when you try?
#2570 [19:52] <minermoy> try what
#2571 [19:53] <chucknorrispain> to delete the bin
#2572 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> ?
#2573 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> Oh, voxelhead?
#2574 [19:54] <minermoy> never mind i just deleted the whole folder
#2575 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> Ok
#2576 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> now run it again
#2577 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> run minecraft, i mean
#2578 [19:54] <minermoy> yes
#2579 [19:54] <minermoy> ok
#2580 [19:54] <chucknorrispain> and it will redownload a fresh copy of that folder
#2581 [19:55] <chucknorrispain> Tell me once you are finished. :)
#2582 [19:55] <minermoy> ok
#2583 [19:55] <|Kiikun|> ??< help
#2584 [19:55] <chucknorrispain> What u need?
#2585 [19:56] <chucknorrispain> ?
#2586 [19:56] <chucknorrispain> Kikun?
#2587 [19:56] <|Kiikun|> ??< normal
#2588 [19:56] <chucknorrispain> What do you need help with?
#2589 [19:56] <|Kiikun|> nothing
#2590 [19:57] <chucknorrispain> Then whats withthe... ??<help?
#2591 [19:57] <|Kiikun|> ??< ntp
#2592 [19:57] <chucknorrispain> ....
#2593 [19:57] <|Kiikun|> ??>> bot
#2594 [19:57] <chucknorrispain> Oh.
#2595 [19:57] <|Kiikun|> ??>> chucknorrispain bot
#2596 [19:57] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2597 [19:57] <zelda> When i hit F3 to see coordinates, red lines cover them up.
#2598 [19:57] <zelda> How can I stop that?
#2599 [19:57] <chucknorrispain> Zelda
#2600 [19:57] <|Kiikun|> zelda: thats the lag meter and not a controlable option
#2601 [19:57] <chucknorrispain> There is no way, but you may be able to find a mod for it.
#2602 [19:58] <zelda> Well thats poor design!
#2603 [19:58] <minermoy> dude that didnt work and there wanst a new folder and the old one didnt erase
#2604 [19:58] <zelda> It shouldnt go that high!
#2605 [19:58] <chucknorrispain> Hmm
#2606 [19:58] <chucknorrispain> well
#2607 [19:58] <|Kiikun|> zelda: i never have it cover up anything :P that just means your computer isnt as good as notch's
#2608 [19:58] <chucknorrispain> open that folder
#2609 [19:58] <minermoy> yes
#2610 [19:58] <minermoy> the .minecraft one
#2611 [19:58] <chucknorrispain> its most likely the new one
#2612 [19:58] <chucknorrispain> they look the same
#2613 [19:58] <|Kiikun|> ??< sep
#2614 [19:59] <|Kiikun|> oh.. derp
#2615 [19:59] <minermoy> the only thing in the old one was bin i erased everything eles
#2616 [19:59] <Exdero> Uhh
#2617 [19:59] <chucknorrispain> derpicus lestrage.
#2618 [19:59] <chucknorrispain> Ohhhh
#2619 [19:59] <Exdero> zelda: You can use Optifine to disable it..
#2620 [19:59] <|Kiikun|> ??< smp/test
#2621 [19:59] <chucknorrispain> you are supposed to delete the bin. xD
#2622 [19:59] <minermoy> i cant
#2623 [19:59] <chucknorrispain> hmm
#2624 [19:59] <Exdero> |Kiikun|: Browsing the index?
#2625 [20:00] <chucknorrispain> What does it say when you try to delete it?
#2626 [20:00] <|Kiikun|> ex: lookign at stuff i havent yet
#2627 [20:00] <|Kiikun|> ??< smp/server-ip
#2628 [20:00] <minermoy> wat do i do now
#2629 [20:00] <minermoy> it says
#2630 [20:00] <chucknorrispain> Lol, i came here for help too but no staff are on. xD
#2631 [20:00] <chucknorrispain> tminer
#2632 [20:00] <chucknorrispain> miner*
#2633 [20:00] <|Kiikun|> ??< tos
#2634 [20:00] <chucknorrispain> oh
#2635 [20:01] <chucknorrispain> whats it say?
#2636 [20:01] <|Kiikun|> ??< vanilla
#2637 [20:01] <chucknorrispain> chuck thinks that kikus bot is annoying.
#2638 [20:01] <chucknorrispain> xD
#2639 [20:01] <|Kiikun|> ??< win/dns
#2640 [20:01] <chucknorrispain> >.<
#2641 [20:02] * |Kiikun| is just pokign at vox.
#2641 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> :P?
#2642 [20:02] <minermoy> the action cant be done because the folder or a file in it is open in another program
#2643 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2644 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> miner that means that minecraft is open.
#2645 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> is it?
#2646 [20:02] <minermoy> how the internet is colsed
#2647 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> ....
#2648 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> ?
#2649 [20:02] <minermoy> closed
#2650 [20:02] <|Kiikun|> mine: is the browser still open?
#2651 [20:02] <chucknorrispain> Is the minecraft window open?
#2652 [20:03] <minermoy> no
#2653 [20:03] <|Kiikun|> asumign you played in browser
#2654 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> ok, is
#2655 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> one of your tabs at minecraft.net?
#2656 [20:03] <minermoy> no it doesnt even load the front page
#2657 [20:03] <minermoy> nope
#2658 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> Hmm
#2659 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> Oh!'
#2660 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> '
#2661 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> '
#2662 [20:03] <chucknorrispain> '
#2663 [20:03] <|Kiikun|> minermoy: did you play by the launcher exe or by the webpage?
#2664 [20:04] <chucknorrispain> Voxel are you here? xD
#2665 [20:04] <minermoy> webpage
#2666 [20:04] <chucknorrispain> Ok, miner
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#2668 [20:04] <|Kiikun|> ??>> chucknorrispain bot
#2669 [20:04] <TheNytangel> chucknorrispain = pain
#2670 [20:04] <chucknorrispain> go ahead and restart your computer
#2671 [20:04] <|Kiikun|> minermoy: you have to close the entire browser.
#2672 [20:04] <|Kiikun|> minermoy:then try again.
#2673 [20:04] <minermoy> what if i never get back here
#2674 [20:04] <mib_q18sur> can someone help me with fatal error 4
#2675 [20:04] <chucknorrispain> that should close all windows
#2676 [20:05] <chucknorrispain> I actually need help too. XD
#2677 [20:05] <minermoy> ok
#2678 [20:05] <minermoy> ill see u guys in a bit if i come back
#2679 [20:05] <minermoy> thanks by the way
#2680 [20:06] <|Kiikun|> mine: if you dont think you can find your way back. this is #minecrafthelp on espernet. just go to mibbit.com and do stuff :P
#2681 [20:06] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2682 [20:06] <chucknorrispain> Whenever i try to connect to a server its saying: java (some other crap. XD) it says permission denied! D:
#2683 [20:06] <chucknorrispain> what do i do about that?
#2684 [20:06] <|Kiikun|> chucknorrispain: exact error message please?
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#2686 [20:06] <chucknorrispain> ok,
#2687 [20:06] <chucknorrispain> let me copy it down....
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#2689 [20:07] <chucknorrispain> Internalclienterror: java.net.socketexception: permission denied: connect
#2690 [20:07] <chucknorrispain> thats it
#2691 [20:07] <chucknorrispain> (spaces between internal client error
#2692 [20:07] <chucknorrispain> t)
#2693 [20:08] <|Kiikun|> ... ok, you havwe a firewall?
#2694 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> )*
#2695 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> I dont think so.
#2696 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> no dia. XD
#2697 [20:08] <|Kiikun|> chuck, try connectign to kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#2698 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> tidea*
#2699 [20:08] <|Kiikun|> see if it gives the same error
#2700 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> ....?
#2701 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2702 [20:08] * |Kiikun| just kicked server back online again
#2702 [20:08] <chucknorrispain> well i tried several different servers and it does the same error... but....
#2703 [20:09] <|Kiikun|> chuck: i know my server works and is open.
#2704 [20:09] <chucknorrispain> ok let me try.
#2705 [20:09] <chucknorrispain> same error.
#2706 [20:09] <|Kiikun|> hmm....
#2707 [20:10] <chucknorrispain> Is it the firewall then?
#2708 [20:10] <|Kiikun|> it caught you connecting... but did like the portscans do..
#2709 [20:10] * |Kiikun| checks something
#2709 [20:10] <chucknorrispain> :P
#2710 [20:10] * chucknorrispain eats pie
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#2711 [20:11] * chucknorrispain wants a bagel!
#2711 [20:11] <chucknorrispain> :D
#2712 [20:11] <TheNytangel> ...
#2713 [20:11] <TheNytangel> Don't.
#2714 [20:11] * chucknorrispain rips a scab off of a nearby baby and eats it. :)
#2714 [20:12] <TheNytangel> Stop.
#2715 [20:12] <chucknorrispain> XD
#2716 [20:12] <chucknorrispain> thats horribble.
#2717 [20:12] <chucknorrispain> lolz ok
#2718 [20:12] <chucknorrispain> Hmm
#2719 [20:13] * mib_w33qm3 [mib_w33qm3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2720 [20:13] <chucknorrispain> I wonder why it says permission denied. D:
#2721 [20:13] <TheNytangel> It hates you
#2722 [20:13] <|Kiikun|> or a firewall or other security is breaking it.
#2723 [20:13] <mib_w33qm3> nick /nmbr1lkrsfn
#2724 [20:14] <mib_w33qm3> What card do we need to play minecraft and where do i get it HELP ME!!
#2725 [20:14] <chucknorrispain> Hmm
#2726 [20:15] <chucknorrispain> So
#2727 [20:15] <chucknorrispain> How do i disable a firewall? xd
#2728 [20:15] <chucknorrispain> txD*
#2729 [20:15] <TheNytangel> ...
#2730 [20:15] <|Kiikun|> chuck: windows, right?
#2731 [20:15] <chucknorrispain> ye
#2732 [20:15] * mib_4rebly [mib_4rebly@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2733 [20:16] <|Kiikun|> xp vista or 7?
#2734 [20:16] <chucknorrispain> Ummm
#2735 [20:16] <chucknorrispain> xp i think
#2736 [20:16] <chucknorrispain> (no idea really)
#2737 [20:16] <chucknorrispain> xD
#2738 [20:16] <|Kiikun|> green start button and blue taskbar?
#2739 [20:16] <chucknorrispain> Um, blue start button, blue bar.
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#2741 [20:17] <chucknorrispain> Hi!
#2742 [20:17] <minermoy> chuck
#2743 [20:17] <minermoy> it work
#2744 [20:17] <chucknorrispain> Yesh?
#2745 [20:17] <chucknorrispain> :d yay
#2746 [20:17] <chucknorrispain> t:D*
#2747 [20:18] <minermoy> thanks
#2748 [20:18] <chucknorrispain> :) np
#2749 [20:18] <chucknorrispain> i had the same prob
#2750 [20:18] <chucknorrispain> Thats how i fix. ^_^
#2751 [20:18] <minermoy> whit what txter pack
#2752 [20:18] <chucknorrispain> no
#2753 [20:18] <chucknorrispain> mod
#2754 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> ( I run a lot of mods sometimes)
#2755 [20:19] <minermoy> ohh but do i just resore that world
#2756 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> ah
#2757 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> its on your desktop right?
#2758 [20:19] <minermoy> no
#2759 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> ....
#2760 [20:19] <minermoy> reycle bin
#2761 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> Oh
#2762 [20:19] <chucknorrispain> tpick it out of the recycle bin first... :P
#2763 [20:20] <minermoy> oj
#2764 [20:20] <chucknorrispain> After that, open .minecraft, go to saves, and drag it ito saves folder. then your done! :D
#2765 [20:21] <minermoy> ok thanks once again
#2766 [20:21] <chucknorrispain> :) yw.
#2767 [20:21] <chucknorrispain> :D
#2768 [20:21] <|Kiikun|> chuck: when you click the start button is there a box you can search with? *asumign vista or 7 now*
#2769 [20:22] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2770 [20:22] <chucknorrispain> yes
#2771 [20:22] <|Kiikun|> type firewall, then pick Windows Firewall
#2772 [20:22] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2773 [20:23] <chucknorrispain> then?
#2774 [20:23] <|Kiikun|> chucknorrispain: quick check. turn the firewall off then try connectign again.
#2775 [20:23] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2776 [20:24] <chucknorrispain> .... it is off. D:
#2777 [20:24] * Exdero is soooo bored.
#2777 [20:24] <chucknorrispain> Well
#2778 [20:25] * Exdero needs to get a friend/girlfriend/life/get laid..
#2778 [20:25] <chucknorrispain> I have no idea what to do. XD
#2779 [20:25] <|Kiikun|> chuck: now try connectign to my server again. if it doesnt work then i might have to try teamviewer.
#2780 [20:25] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2781 [20:25] <|Kiikun|> chuck: minecraft. kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#2782 [20:25] <chucknorrispain> k
#2783 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> unless ex or nyt wanna do the teamviewer thing :P
#2784 [20:26] <chucknorrispain> Same error
#2785 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> yeah.. same issue.. you can turn the firewall back on
#2786 [20:26] <chucknorrispain> it was off to start with....
#2787 [20:26] <chucknorrispain> :P
#2788 [20:26] <|Kiikun|> oook.. that probably means you have another firewall on your comp.
#2789 [20:27] <chucknorrispain> well yes
#2790 [20:27] <chucknorrispain> i think i saw others.... :P
#2791 [20:27] <|Kiikun|> you have norton, ncafee, or another security/antivirus suite?
#2792 [20:27] <chucknorrispain> yea
#2793 [20:27] <chucknorrispain> norton
#2794 [20:27] <|Kiikun|> norton shoudl have an option in the tray icon to disable the firewall temporarilly.
#2795 [20:27] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2796 [20:28] <|Kiikun|> or, as i said before. we can use teamviewer and i can do all this without having to explain :P
#2797 [20:28] <chucknorrispain> ok
#2798 [20:28] <|Kiikun|> ??> chucknorrispain teamviewer
#2799 [20:28] <chucknorrispain> lets do that. :D
#2800 [20:28] <VoxelHead> chucknorrispain: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2801 [20:28] <VoxelHead> chucknorrispain: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
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#2803 [20:28] <chucknorrispain> Hi voxel! :)
#2804 [20:29] <chucknorrispain> you wouldnt happen to know why it says Permission denied would you?
#2805 [20:29] <slimer> every time i try to play minecraft it says bad video card drivers. what do i do
#2806 [20:29] <chucknorrispain> get better video card drivers.
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#2808 [20:31] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2809 [20:31] <TheNytangel> Like that
#2810 [20:32] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, it's very VERY easy to us people who know it :P
#2811 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> yeah i know. haspaid
#2812 [20:32] <TheNytangel> SHHHH
#2813 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2814 [20:32] <TheNytangel> Are you retarded?
#2815 [20:32] <TheNytangel> It tells you NOT to say it
#2816 [20:32] <|Kiikun|> i can be at times :D
#2817 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> actually.. it says for emergency use.
#2818 [20:33] <|Kiikun|> im fairly sure thats how aubot does his checks
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#2821 [20:35] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, but the average nerd can do a lot with that
#2822 [20:35] <Thrae> slimer: Are you using Windows?
#2823 [20:35] <TheNytangel> Plus it isn't an emergency
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#2825 [20:36] <mc121> is there anyone here helping?
#2826 [20:36] <|Kiikun|> slimer hasnt replied, so im asuming he knows how to update his drivers.. but doesnt know enough that if an error says his drivers suck that he needs to update them :/
#2827 [20:37] <Thrae> mc121: Ask your question and if anyone can help they will.
#2828 [20:37] <mc121> okay
#2829 [20:37] <mc121> my mc runs slowly
#2830 [20:37] <mc121> not because of cpu or ram probs
#2831 [20:38] <mc121> can anyone help?
#2832 [20:38] <JerriCop> sure
#2833 [20:38] <mc121> okay
#2834 [20:38] * mib_nj0hd6 [mib_nj0hd6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2835 [20:38] <mc121> what do you sugest?
#2836 [20:39] <Thrae> mc121: Are you using Windows?
#2837 [20:39] <JerriCop> Do you have any mods?
#2838 [20:39] <mib_nj0hd6> hello anyone i need help please
#2839 [20:39] <mc121> i am using windows
#2840 [20:39] <mc121> no mods
#2841 [20:39] <mc121> i did
#2842 [20:39] <mib_nj0hd6> can someone help me
#2843 [20:39] <JerriCop> Have you ever editted your .minecraft?
#2844 [20:39] <mc121> yes
#2845 [20:39] <mc121> erm
#2846 [20:39] <mc121> hmm
#2847 [20:39] <mc121> i just forced updaed
#2848 [20:40] <JerriCop> Try deleting your .minecraft, and restart Minecraft (Back up your maps)
#2849 [20:40] <mc121> okay
#2850 [20:40] * Exdero can fix corrupted saves, like a boss.
#2850 [20:41] <mib_nj0hd6> hey jerricop can u help me
#2851 [20:41] <JerriCop> We'll resort to that when we figure it's not any excess files in his .minecraft that shouldn't be there
#2852 [20:41] <JerriCop> sure, one second mib_nj0hd6
#2853 [20:41] <mib_nj0hd6> ok
#2854 [20:42] * Exdero wasn't suggesting that his saves were corrupted. He was just stating a fact.
#2854 [20:42] * JerriCop thinks that you are lying.
#2854 [20:42] <mib_nj0hd6> can you help me now
#2855 [20:42] <JerriCop> sure
#2856 [20:42] * Exdero can also fix mc121's lag problem in around a minute.
#2856 [20:42] <JerriCop> what's the problem?
#2857 [20:42] <mib_nj0hd6> ok
#2858 [20:43] * JerriCop still thinks Exdero is lying.
#2858 [20:43] <mib_nj0hd6> so whenever i go to minecraft and play it, it says that it crashed
#2859 [20:43] * Exdero doesn't care what JerriCop 'thinks', the fact remains that he can fix corrupted saves.
#2859 [20:43] <JerriCop> can you message me the crash message?
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#2861 [20:43] <mib_nj0hd6> no it just like i cant move the page or anything
#2862 [20:44] <mc121> okay i did that and mc in running at 7 - 14 fps and 57% cpu being used
#2863 [20:44] <Exdero> ...
#2864 [20:44] <JerriCop> Is it only on one map?
#2865 [20:44] <mc121> all
#2866 [20:44] <mc121> and i also made a new map
#2867 [20:44] <mib_nj0hd6> like i cant pick a map at all
#2868 [20:44] <Exdero> mc121: Go download the Optifine mod. It will improve your FPS..
#2869 [20:44] <mc121> just right now
#2870 [20:44] <mc121> optfine mod
#2871 [20:44] <mc121> hmm
#2872 [20:45] <mib_nj0hd6> just its loading and it pops up
#2873 [20:45] <mc121> how does it improve fps?
#2874 [20:45] * Exdero swears by Optifine, when installed correctly.
#2874 [20:45] <mc121> how does it improve fps?
#2875 [20:45] <mib_nj0hd6> hey jerricop
#2876 [20:45] <mc121> like a game booster?
#2877 [20:45] <Exdero> It alters the AutoSave time from 3 seconds to 3 minutes ( by default,but it can go to 30 minutes)
#2878 [20:46] <Exdero> Autosave causes the lagspike of death.
#2879 [20:46] <Exdero> And it also provide options to better configure the graphic settings.
#2880 [20:46] <mib_nj0hd6> hey jerricop
#2881 [20:47] <mc121> so you'll get lag spikes ever 3 mins?
#2882 [20:47] <Exdero> You can turn off block animations, raise clouds to 100% world height, turn the sky 'off', smooth FPS, ect. ect.
#2883 [20:47] <Exdero> No
#2884 [20:47] <mc121> hmm
#2885 [20:47] <Exdero> When it tries to autosave every 3 seconds, it causes lagspikes
#2886 [20:47] <mib_nj0hd6> is someone gonna help me or not
#2887 [20:47] <mc121> ahh
#2888 [20:48] <mc121> but what if i have a java error and mc closes is my 30 min work deleted?
#2889 [20:48] <Exdero> No
#2890 [20:48] <mc121> hmm
#2891 [20:48] <Exdero> Like..if it runs out of memory?
#2892 [20:48] <mib_nj0hd6> hey mc121
#2893 [20:49] <mc121> one second mib
#2894 [20:49] <mib_nj0hd6> k
#2895 [20:49] <Exdero> If it runs out of RAM to use, the game saves it when it crashes, to keep the world from corrupting
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#2897 [20:49] <mc121> ahh
#2898 [20:49] <mib_dc0osl> hello?
#2899 [20:49] <mc121> hmm
#2900 [20:49] <mib_dc0osl> my friend can't find his friend code to give to me
#2901 [20:49] * mib_urxken [mib_urxken@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2902 [20:49] <mib_nj0hd6> hey so how did u restore your maps
#2903 [20:49] <mib_dc0osl> does anyone know?
#2904 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> where does my friend find his friend code
#2905 [20:50] <Exdero> How did I restore mine? I'm a God walking amongst mere mortals.
#2906 [20:50] <|Kiikun|> friedn code? you mean a gift code?
#2907 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> yes
#2908 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> srry
#2909 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> he can't find it
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#2911 [20:50] <mib_nj0hd6> hey exdero
#2912 [20:50] <|Kiikun|> mib: soudl be on his profile page
#2913 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> he didn't use it
#2914 [20:50] <mib_nj0hd6> hey exdero
#2915 [20:50] <mib_dc0osl> I NEED HELP FINDING MY GIFT CODE
#2916 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> WHERE DO I FIND MY GIFT CODE
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#2918 [20:51] <Exdero> mib_dc0osl: It should be below the section where you can change your skin
#2919 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> WHERE DO I FIND MY GIFT CODE TO GIVE AWAY
#2920 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> wheres day.
#2921 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> dat
#2922 [20:51] <|Kiikun|> mib: stop shouting
#2923 [20:51] <Exdero> ?? dont/spam
#2924 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> where is that.
#2925 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> im sorry
#2926 [20:51] <mib_dc0osl> :(
#2927 [20:51] <Exdero> ??> Channel Dont/spam
#2928 [20:51] <VoxelHead> Channel: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#2929 [20:51] <mib_nj0hd6> can someone help
#2930 [20:51] <kermit> how do i start the game?
#2931 [20:51] <mc121> exdero whats the mod called?
#2932 [20:51] <|Kiikun|> mib: and i tyold you. gift codes are on the profile page of the person who purchased the code
#2933 [20:52] <Exdero> mc121: Optifine
#2934 [20:52] <mc121> thanks
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#2936 [20:52] <mib_nj0hd6> can someone help me
#2937 [20:52] <Exdero> mib_nj0hd6: Alright. What do you need?
#2938 [20:52] <|Kiikun|> nj: whats wrong?
#2939 [20:52] <mib_dc0osl> where can I find this profile page?
#2940 [20:53] <mib_nj0hd6> ok so when i play minecraft it always crashes
#2941 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> mib: on minecraft.net.
#2942 [20:53] <mib_dc0osl> ok.
#2943 [20:53] <mib_nj0hd6> ya
#2944 [20:53] <mib_dc0osl> and log in?
#2945 [20:53] <mib_dvtrs2> HELP MEEEEE!!!!!
#2946 [20:53] <Exdero> ?? ask
#2947 [20:53] <Exdero> ??> mib_dvtrs2 ask
#2948 [20:53] <VoxelHead> mib_dvtrs2: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2949 [20:53] <VoxelHead> mib_dvtrs2: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2950 [20:53] <|Kiikun|> mib: you said you friedn has the code. he needs to log in and go to his profile page and tell you the code
#2951 [20:53] <mib_dc0osl> ok
#2952 [20:54] <mc121> you mean optimine exdero?
#2953 [20:54] <mib_nj0hd6> can someone answer my question
#2954 [20:54] <Exdero> mc121: No. I mean Optifine.
#2955 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> mib: once you have the code, you can go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp to redeam it
#2956 [20:54] <mc121> alright i googled it
#2957 [20:54] <Exdero> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/249637-173-optifine-hd-g-fps-boost/
#2958 [20:54] <mib_dc0osl> thanks everyone who helped me
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#2960 [20:54] <mib_dc0osl> im relaying it to my friend
#2961 [20:54] <Exdero> mib_nj0hd6: What is it?
#2962 [20:54] <mib_nj0hd6> now can someone help me omg im like being ignored
#2963 [20:55] <mib_nj0hd6> ok thank u exdero
#2964 [20:55] <Exdero> ??> mib_nj0hd6 patience
#2965 [20:55] <VoxelHead> mib_nj0hd6: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#2966 [20:55] <VoxelHead> mib_nj0hd6: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#2967 [20:55] <mib_nj0hd6> so this is the problem
#2968 [20:55] <mib_dc0osl> my friend is asking where would it be.
#2969 [20:55] <mib_dc0osl> the gift code
#2970 [20:55] <Exdero> mib_nj0hd6: I'm not going to help you now. You're impatient. Wait a while :)
#2971 [20:55] <|Kiikun|> ??> AllTheMibs irc/mibnick
#2972 [20:55] <VoxelHead> AllTheMibs: (irc/mibnick) You have apparently been given a random name by the web-based client you are using. Please select an intelligible one by thinking of a name, and typing "/NICK YourNiftyNewName". Thank you.
#2973 [20:55] <mib_nj0hd6> when i play minecraft it crashes everytime at the title screen
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#2975 [20:56] <mib_dc0osl> Where would the gift code be located on the profile page?
#2976 [20:56] <Exdero> mib_dc0osl: The last section.
#2977 [20:56] <mib_nj0hd6> u should help me cause ive been here for 30 minutes omg
#2978 [20:56] <mib_dvtrs2> when ever i try to play it goes to the java loading screen as it should then it says "done loading" then the screen goes black
#2979 [20:56] <pheleas_frog> It wont let me download it
#2980 [20:57] <|Kiikun|> dc: it shoudl be easilly located from the profile page. i never had or purchased a gift code, so i dont know.
#2981 [20:57] <mib_nj0hd6> hey mib_dvtrs2 that used to heppen to me to then i dont no how it fixed
#2982 [20:57] <|Kiikun|> dc: if its not DIRECTLY on the profile page, it might be on the gift code purchase page
#2983 [20:57] * Exdero is irritated that these people can't find a single word to use for a nickname.
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#2984 [20:58] <Exdero> Kii: It is on the profile page. I checked a minute ago.
#2985 [20:58] <mib_dc0osl> its on the profile page?
#2986 [20:58] <Exdero> mib_dc0osl: Yes
#2987 [20:58] <mib_dc0osl> is there anyway you can show a screenshot.
#2988 [20:58] <mib_dc0osl> my friend is incompetent.
#2989 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> dc: http://www.minecraft.net/profile/
#2990 [20:58] <|Kiikun|> dc: it will be at the very bottom of the page
#2991 [20:58] <mib_nj0hd6> please help me someone
#2992 [20:58] <Exdero> ??> mib_ irc/mibnick
#2993 [20:58] <VoxelHead> mib_: (irc/mibnick) You have apparently been given a random name by the web-based client you are using. Please select an intelligible one by thinking of a name, and typing "/NICK YourNiftyNewName". Thank you.
#2994 [20:59] * mib_bht965 [mib_bht965@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2995 [20:59] <mib_dc0osl> somebody help mib_nj0hd6
#2996 [20:59] <mib_bht965> hello
#2997 [20:59] <mib_nj0hd6> ya somebody help me
#2998 [20:59] * Exdero facepalms.
#2998 [20:59] <TheNytangel> ....
#2999 [20:59] <tiger999912> can someone help me?
#3000 [20:59] <fuogo> when i load minecraft the window closes yes im that guy and this is the only time you will see this exact post
#3001 [21:00] <Exdero> ??> Channel patience
#3002 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Channel: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3003 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Channel: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3004 [21:00] <Exdero> ??> Channel Attitude
#3005 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Channel: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3006 [21:00] <VoxelHead> Channel: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
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#3009 [21:00] <Exdero> Read them both.
#3010 [21:00] <TheNytangel> Exdero, try just ?? without the >
#3011 [21:00] <mib_dc0osl> this long talk with my friend led up to him giving me his account. THANKS GUYS I <3 YOU!
#3012 [21:00] <|Kiikun|> nyt: vox went into flood control mode
#3013 [21:00] <Exdero> Nah. Floodprotection blocks it.
#3014 [21:00] <mib_nj0hd6> someone help me please
#3015 [21:00] <frogmella> i download the minecraft from minecraft.net but whenever i try and run it it won't open help plz
#3016 [21:01] <frogmella> ?anyone
#3017 [21:01] <mib_nj0hd6> hey
#3018 [21:01] <tiger999912> when i run minecraft it says loading done but the loading bar isnt full and it wont run, help please?
#3019 [21:01] * mib_nj0hd6 [mib_nj0hd6@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3020 [21:01] <mib_dc0osl> how do I download minecraft into another computer?
#3021 [21:02] * themcguy [themcguy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3022 [21:02] <mib_dc0osl> how do I install minecraft into another computer
#3023 [21:02] <mib_dvtrs2> this is the most unhelpfull help page ever!!!!!!!!
#3024 [21:02] <mc121> exdero so how do i download this? where do i put the file?
#3025 [21:02] <themcguy> hello
#3026 [21:02] <themcguy> its me
#3027 [21:02] <|Kiikun|> dc: http://www.minecraft.net/download.jsp
#3028 [21:02] <Thrae> mib_dc0osl: Just download Minecraft.exe from the download page on minecraft.net.
#3029 [21:02] <mib_dc0osl> exdero how do I install minecraft into a diff computer
#3030 [21:02] <themcguy> the mib_nsomething dude
#3031 [21:02] <Exdero> ...
#3032 [21:02] <mib_dc0osl> thx
#3033 [21:02] <TheNytangel> !client
#3034 [21:03] <mib_dc0osl> nvr mind
#3035 [21:03] <themcguy> can someone help me
#3036 [21:03] * |Kiikun| runs away screaming!
#3036 [21:03] <mib_dc0osl> my friend was so upset that he didnt have a friend code that he gave me his account
#3037 [21:03] <mib_dc0osl> :D
#3038 [21:03] <mib_dc0osl> thanks guys
#3039 [21:03] <mc121> exdero where do i put all the files of optifine?
#3040 [21:03] <mib_dc0osl> you guys are very useful
#3041 [21:03] <|Kiikun|> mc: read the instructions carefuly
#3042 [21:04] <mc121> ok
#3043 [21:04] <mc121> no one talk!
#3044 [21:04] <|Kiikun|> ??> mc121 only/you
#3045 [21:04] <VoxelHead> mc121: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#3046 [21:04] <Exdero> mib_dc0osl: If that was sarcasm, it wasn't very sly. On the off chance that it was truthfully meant. Thank you.
#3047 [21:04] <VoxelHead> mc121: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#3048 [21:04] <themcguy> someone help me please ive been her for 40 minutes god
#3049 [21:05] <mib_dc0osl> does the menu screen have sound cause i don't
#3050 [21:05] <Exdero> themcguy: No you haven't.
#3051 [21:05] <|Kiikun|> ??> themcguy attitude
#3052 [21:05] <VoxelHead> themcguy: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3053 [21:05] <VoxelHead> themcguy: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3054 [21:05] <themcguy> i was the other guy
#3055 [21:05] <themcguy> exdero i was the mib_n thingy
#3056 [21:05] * easyname [easyname@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3057 [21:05] <easyname> im back
#3058 [21:05] * mib_10t9cp [mib_10t9cp@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3059 [21:05] <easyname> the guy who was wondering about the code
#3060 [21:06] <easyname> i made my nick easy :D
#3061 [21:06] <Exdero> themcguy: Good for you, at least now I can tab your name to tell you not to be a jerk
#3062 [21:06] <mib_10t9cp> i need help :P
#3063 [21:06] <Thrae> We don't know that, themcguy. You have to state your problem. Telling us "please help me" without us knowing the problem isn't useful.
#3064 [21:06] <mib_10t9cp> can anyone help me??
#3065 [21:06] <Exdero> easyname: Good job. It sounds like you're missing some Paulscode files
#3066 [21:06] <themcguy> ive been saying tht for the past 40 minutes
#3067 [21:06] <easyname> Paulscode files?
#3068 [21:06] <easyname> Exdero
#3069 [21:06] <easyname> Exdero what are the paulscode files?
#3070 [21:07] <themcguy> please help me
#3071 [21:07] <Exdero> easyname: But I'm not sure. Paulscode are the sound files in the minecraft.jar
#3072 [21:07] <easyname> who knows who captainsparklez is
#3073 [21:07] <themcguy> please someone help me
#3074 [21:07] <easyname> please tell me you know
#3075 [21:07] <Thrae> themcguy: mib_xxxx is a random nick given to users of Mibbit. There's tons of them. Just restate your problem.
#3076 [21:07] <themcguy> i do
#3077 [21:08] <easyname> :D
#3078 [21:08] <themcguy> ok Thrae can you help me
#3079 [21:08] <easyname> Exdero
#3080 [21:08] <Thrae> I don't know. You have to state the problem first.
#3081 [21:08] <Exdero> themcguy: If you have patience, you're problem will be resolved. The more you nag people, the less likely someone will help you. It's basic psychology. Learn it.
#3082 [21:08] <easyname> Exdero i found out my problem
#3083 [21:08] * Syndic [Syndic@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3084 [21:08] <Exdero> easyname: What was it?
#3085 [21:08] <easyname> i had earbuds plugged in
#3086 [21:08] <easyname> Exdero fail me
#3087 [21:08] <Exdero> easyname: That'd do it :P
#3088 [21:08] <easyname> Exdero i had headphones and forgot
#3089 [21:08] <easyname> LOL
#3090 [21:09] <themcguy> ok so whenever i play it says it has crashed
#3091 [21:09] <Thrae> Browser (Classic) or running Minecraft.exe?
#3092 [21:09] <themcguy> hello is someone gonna help me
#3093 [21:09] <Thrae> themcguy: Browser (Classic) or running Minecraft.exe?
#3094 [21:10] <themcguy> o ok but in classic can i use the texture pack i have
#3095 [21:10] <Exdero> themcguy: If you don't read when people respond, this channel can't help you.
#3096 [21:10] <easyname> Exdero how do I use a mod, such as the desert puzzle mod
#3097 [21:10] * kermie [kermie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3098 [21:10] <Thrae> themcguy: The question was, are you using the Browser (Classic) version or the full/premium version (Minecraft.exe)?
#3099 [21:10] <Exdero> themcguy: No. The browser version doesn't support mods/texturepacks. Classic is the same as browser, I believe.
#3100 [21:11] <Exdero> ??> easyname mods
#3101 [21:11] <VoxelHead> easyname: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3102 [21:11] <VoxelHead> easyname: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3103 [21:11] <themcguy> o ya i play in the browser Thrae
#3104 [21:11] <fuogo> when i load minecraft the window closes please help me
#3105 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> easyname: maps go in .minecraft/saves/
#3106 [21:11] <kermie> i havent gotten my minecraft. i purchased it and all and it still says that im not a premium user
#3107 [21:11] <Exdero> fuogo: any error messages?
#3108 [21:11] <|Kiikun|> ??> kermie payment\
#3109 [21:12] <|Kiikun|> ??> kermie payment
#3110 [21:12] <VoxelHead> kermie: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3111 [21:12] <VoxelHead> kermie: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#3112 [21:12] <fuogo> yes im that other guy
#3113 [21:12] <Thrae> themcguy: So you get the crash when you play the Browser/Classic version?
#3114 [21:12] * tiger999912 [tiger999912@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3115 [21:12] <fuogo> that you probably got really annoyed with for all the right reasones
#3116 [21:12] <kermie> what is the number?
#3117 [21:12] <fuogo> reasons*
#3118 [21:12] <fuogo> yes
#3119 [21:12] <Thrae> themcguy: Does your browser crash?
#3120 [21:12] <tiger999912> can anyone help me
#3121 [21:12] <themcguy> yes whenever i play it crashes
#3122 [21:13] <fuogo> i do get error messages
#3123 [21:13] <themcguy> on the browser
#3124 [21:13] <Exdero> easyname: Follow the instructions on the mod's instructions on the forum page. If you can't follow them, you shouldn't be using mods. You're ruin your game.
#3125 [21:13] <themcguy> which i play on
#3126 [21:13] <fuogo> but it works on the browser
#3127 [21:13] <Exdero> fuogo: What error message are you recieving?
#3128 [21:13] <Thrae> themcguy: Try a different browser. If you're using Internet Explorer, try Firefox (http://www.getfirefox.com). If you still have problems, reinstall Java.
#3129 [21:13] <fuogo> HS_err_pid(insert random number here)
#3130 [21:13] <themcguy> i already tried both of those things
#3131 [21:14] <fuogo> evertime the nuber is different
#3132 [21:14] <themcguy> should i try downloading it
#3133 [21:14] <fuogo> number*
#3134 [21:14] <kermie> how long does it usually take to play minecraft after buying the premium user?
#3135 [21:14] * odenthaa [odenthaa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3136 [21:14] <Exdero> themcguy: If you want to use any third-party files (i.e. mods, texturepacks, custom map adventures) you'll need to play from the launcher.
#3137 [21:14] <easyname> Exdero where do I find a custom map adventures
#3138 [21:14] <tiger999912> i have a very confusing problem >_>
#3139 [21:14] <themcguy> whats the launcher exdero
#3140 [21:14] <Thrae> themcguy: Sure, you can try the demo here -- http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/
#3141 [21:15] <Exdero> kermie: Anywhere from instantly, like myself, to 5 business days.
#3142 [21:15] <themcguy> ok
#3143 [21:15] <easyname> Exdero how do I load custom map adventures?
#3144 [21:15] <fuogo> exerdo are you asking the name of the fill ore the contents of the file
#3145 [21:15] <kermie> oh ok how do you know that you are a premium user? do they send anything to your email or anything?
#3146 [21:16] <fuogo> sorry for misspelling your name exdero
#3147 [21:16] <Thrae> themcguy: It's likely though that your video card isn't currently compatible with Minecraft, and you may need to update your video card drivers.
#3148 [21:16] <themcguy> Thrae how do i play it
#3149 [21:16] <Exdero> kermie: I believe they send an email. Just check back every day this week
#3150 [21:16] * Triggerdusk [Triggerdusk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3151 [21:17] <Triggerdusk> howdy folks. so i need to find a way to portforward again
#3152 [21:17] <Thrae> themcguy: How do you play the game, or what do you do to start the game? You just open the Minecraft.exe file that's downloaded.
#3153 [21:17] <fuogo> exdero are you asking the name of the fill ore the contents of the file
#3154 [21:17] <Thrae> Triggerdusk: http://www.portforward.com has instructions for almost all routers, as well as a utility to help.
#3155 [21:17] <fuogo> file*
#3156 [21:17] <Exdero> fuogo: Not sure right now. There are way too many problems for people right now.
#3157 [21:17] <Triggerdusk> i cant remeber where i went to last time >.<
#3158 [21:17] <Thrae> Well...not "almost all". The popular ones.
#3159 [21:17] <tiger999912> can someone help me when i open minecraft it says "done loading" and the loading bar isnt full
#3160 [21:17] <themcguy> Thrae but i used to be able to play it b4 and i sign in and click the play in browser button
#3161 [21:17] <fuogo> k i understant
#3162 [21:17] <Exdero> Triggerdusk: Go to your gateway.
#3163 [21:17] <Triggerdusk> and how do i find that?
#3164 [21:18] <kermie> what does the email look like? or what does it say?
#3165 [21:18] <Thrae> Exdero: The gateway is on the ISP's side. The 1st hop isn't always the gateway :)
#3166 [21:18] * Exdero thinks everyone should watch http://www.blogtv.com/people/dj-keemstar , cause his youtube channel is awesome..just saying.
#3166 [21:19] <Exdero> Thrae: I'm talking about the router gateway.
#3167 [21:19] <tiger999912> thrae can you help me?
#3168 [21:19] <Exdero> Thrae: So he can configure the Port forwarding.
#3169 [21:19] <GV> ??> tiger999912 win/reinst
#3170 [21:19] <Thrae> themcguy: "Before"? How long ago was this?
#3171 [21:19] <VoxelHead> tiger999912: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3172 [21:19] <VoxelHead> tiger999912: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3173 [21:19] <tiger999912> i have a mac though
#3174 [21:19] <themcguy> like a week i think Thrae
#3175 [21:19] <Thrae> tiger999912: Yeah, you probably need to reinstall
#3176 [21:20] <GV> ??> tiger999912 mac/reinst
#3177 [21:20] <tiger999912> ive done that but it does the same thing
#3178 [21:20] <VoxelHead> tiger999912: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3179 [21:20] <VoxelHead> tiger999912: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3180 [21:20] <Thrae> themcguy: Have you installed any new software, drivers, etc. on the computer since then? Any Windows updates? etc.?
#3181 [21:21] <themcguy> well idk but i got a texture pack ane this winrar thing
#3182 [21:21] <tiger999912> Voxelhead: i dont see minecraft in the Application Support folder
#3183 [21:21] <Thrae> themcguy: You can't use Minecraft texture packs with the browser version.
#3184 [21:21] <Triggerdusk> guys i need a lil more help then "go to your gateway"
#3185 [21:21] <themcguy> o then how can i use them
#3186 [21:21] <Thrae> themcguy: You have to pay for an account.
#3187 [21:22] <themcguy> i have one
#3188 [21:22] <Thrae> themcguy: When you play Minecraft, do you open Minecraft.exe?
#3189 [21:22] <themcguy> do i have to download it
#3190 [21:22] <Thrae> Yes
#3191 [21:22] <themcguy> o ok ill try it thanks
#3192 [21:22] <tiger999912> is there anyway to get minecraft into the application support files
#3193 [21:22] <Triggerdusk> yo voxel hows it been man?
#3194 [21:23] <GreyVulpine> Voxel is a bot
#3195 [21:23] <Thrae> Triggerdusk: Did you try http://www.portforward.com?
#3196 [21:23] <themcguy> to download it Thrae do i go to the play minecraft beta and click download
#3197 [21:23] <tiger999912> can someone explain to me how to get minecraft to fully load
#3198 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Make sure you're looking in the right application support folder
#3199 [21:24] <Thrae> ??> themcguy download
#3200 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912- Go to your hard drive, look at /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#3201 [21:24] <Triggerdusk> yes i did and i have also been told not to download stuff from there
#3202 [21:24] <themcguy> ok so under the minecraft beta right Thrae
#3203 [21:24] <Thrae> !client
#3204 [21:24] <Triggerdusk> well then grey mind helping me out?
#3205 [21:24] <Thrae> themcguy: Yes.
#3206 [21:24] <GreyVulpine> Triggerdusk - With?
#3207 [21:24] <themcguy> ok
#3208 [21:24] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine: i went into the library and clicked on application support and i dont see minecraft
#3209 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> getting to to my ports to port forward them
#3210 [21:25] <Thrae> Triggerdusk: Then don't download anything from there, just follow the instructions for your router.
#3211 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> this will be the second time i have had to do this
#3212 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> they dont give me instructions
#3213 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912- There's more than one application support folder.
#3214 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> just bring me to a download/ pay page
#3215 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> Triggerdusk - Happen to have teamviewer?
#3216 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> i do
#3217 [21:25] <Triggerdusk> PM me
#3218 [21:25] <|Kiikun|> trig: you click 'skip this add' in the top right.
#3219 [21:25] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine: where can I find the other one
#3220 [21:25] <themcguy> so go to windows and then what Thrae
#3221 [21:25] <Thrae> Triggerdusk: Yes they do -- http://portforward.com/english/routers/port_forwarding/routerindex.htm
#3222 [21:25] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912- Go to your hard drive, look at /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#3223 [21:26] <Thrae> Triggerdusk: Just don't click on the big ad that says "PFConfig".
#3224 [21:26] <kermie> in the minecraft launcher it says not premium user but i have bought the account
#3225 [21:27] <Thrae> kermie: It was already explained that it can take a few hours after payment is sent.
#3226 [21:27] <themcguy> Thrae when i click it it says you have chosen to open
#3227 [21:27] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine: I went there and I couldnt find any minecraft files... is it possible that i dont have the files on my computer?
#3228 [21:27] <themcguy> then minecraft.exe
#3229 [21:28] <Thrae> themcguy: Just click "Yes" or "OK".
#3230 [21:28] <kermie> oh ok
#3231 [21:28] <kermie> thanks
#3232 [21:28] <themcguy> and then what Thrae
#3233 [21:28] <mc121> exdero i dont think its auto saves making this problem
#3234 [21:28] <mc121> like im at 9 fps
#3235 [21:28] <Thrae> themcguy: That should launch the full version of Minecraft.
#3236 [21:28] <themcguy> there is no yes or ok only save file and cancel
#3237 [21:29] <Thrae> themcguy: Have you ever downloaded a file before?
#3238 [21:29] <Exdero> mc121: You need to optimize your settings
#3239 [21:29] <Exdero> If Optifine doesn't fix it, your GPU is acting up.
#3240 [21:29] <themcguy> well the one at the pc gamer demo thing
#3241 [21:29] <mc121> like higher fog?
#3242 [21:29] <Exdero> Try it.
#3243 [21:29] <Thrae> themcguy: You're on a download page. You download Minecraft.exe, then you open Minecraft.exe.
#3244 [21:29] <mc121> gpu what pu?
#3245 [21:29] <mc121> gpu*
#3246 [21:29] <themcguy> how
#3247 [21:29] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine: should i delete everything on my MacBook Pro with minecraft in it and download it again
#3248 [21:30] <Thrae> themcguy: Click "Save File".
#3249 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - That would be a good start
#3250 [21:30] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Are you running OSX lion?
#3251 [21:30] <themcguy> o ok i got thank you so much Thrae i really appreciate it
#3252 [21:30] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine- No im not
#3253 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, then try deleting the launcher, and downloading it again from minecraft.net
#3254 [21:31] <GreyVulpine> Make absolutely sure /users/yournamehere/library/application support/ doesn't have a minecraft folder
#3255 [21:31] <mc121> exdero i have 2.00 GHz of cpu and 2g of ram, could that be causing lag?
#3256 [21:31] <themcguy> wait thrae
#3257 [21:31] <Exdero> It's possible. Minecraft is incredibly demanding.
#3258 [21:32] <GV> All depends on the video card as well
#3259 [21:32] <themcguy> i went to it and signed in and then the screen went black
#3260 [21:32] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine - I just download Minecraft again what should I do now.
#3261 [21:32] <mc121> gv my video card doesnt really work so im using the trouble shooting thing in display options
#3262 [21:32] <themcguy> Thrae what should i do
#3263 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> Run it?
#3264 [21:32] <mc121> well for mc
#3265 [21:32] <Thrae> themcguy: You said you tried installing a texture pack before. Just to be sure, delete your .minecraft files and let it redownload.
#3266 [21:32] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Troubleshooting thing?
#3267 [21:33] <Thrae> ??> themcguy win/reinst
#3268 [21:33] <VoxelHead> themcguy: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3269 [21:33] <VoxelHead> themcguy: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3270 [21:33] <themcguy> ok but will i lose my maps
#3271 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> Not if you follow the instructions exactly as written
#3272 [21:33] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine - it says "Updating Minecraft" and underneath it says "Done Downloading" and the bar isnt full.
#3273 [21:33] <GreyVulpine> "delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein"
#3274 [21:33] <Thrae> themcguy: You were playing the browser version before. It doesn't save stuff in the same place anyway.
#3275 [21:33] <themcguy> what is therein
#3276 [21:34] <Thrae> And the two aren't compatible
#3277 [21:34] <mc121> im control panel then display options then advance options your able to like lower the setting of stuff and make them work greyvulpine
#3278 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> themcguy - That you see inside
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#3280 [21:34] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Please, double check /users/yourname/library/application support/ for the minecraft folder
#3281 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Macs have multiple application support folders
#3282 [21:35] * mib_mxbhgo [mib_mxbhgo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3283 [21:35] <mc121> i know a guy named tiger
#3284 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - if you're getting a video card error over minecraft, you'll most likely have to update your video card drivers.
#3285 [21:35] <themcguy> say what do i do with the saves folder which has my maps
#3286 [21:35] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Screwing around with the troubleshooting thing in windows won't do anything
#3287 [21:36] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine - I found it, it just appeared what do you suggest i do
#3288 [21:36] <themcguy> so
#3289 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> themcguy - Don't delete it
#3290 [21:36] <mc121> well thats the problem
#3291 [21:36] <mib_mxbhgo> How will i know to download the new update
#3292 [21:36] <themcguy> ok
#3293 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Delete everything inside the minecraft folder except for saves
#3294 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> tiger999912 - Then run minecraft again
#3295 [21:36] <mc121> i cant find the update
#3296 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_mxbhgo - Minecraft will update automatically when you log in, if there's an update
#3297 [21:36] <mc121> i have like the intel gma 950
#3298 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Windows?
#3299 [21:36] <mc121> yup
#3300 [21:36] <GreyVulpine> Try going here:
#3301 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> ??> mc121 gpu/intel
#3302 [21:37] <VoxelHead> mc121: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3303 [21:37] <mib_mxbhgo> thanks
#3304 [21:37] <fuogo> when i load minecraft the window closes please help me i get HS_ERR_PID mycard dirver is radeon 9200 series made by ati my chip type is radeon 9250/9200 series agp(0x5961)
#3305 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> Use the intel driver update utility to find drivers
#3306 [21:37] <themcguy> i cant delete stuff
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#3308 [21:37] <mib_mxbhgo> Does the herobrine exist?
#3309 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Please copy the contents of the hs_err_pid file, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#3310 [21:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_mxbhgo - It does not
#3311 [21:37] <tiger999912> GreyVulpine is awesome and can help the dumbest asian on earth fix minecraft
#3312 [21:37] <tiger999912> thanks
#3313 [21:37] <Thrae> mc121: The GMA 950, like most Intel Graphics Chipsets, has spotty OpenGL support. You said the problem was low FPS and not an error message, right?
#3314 [21:37] <mib_mxbhgo> how do you know
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#3316 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_mxbhgo - It's a hoax.
#3317 [21:38] <themcguy> GV i cant delete folders
#3318 [21:38] <Psyblade> Hello?
#3319 [21:38] <mib_mxbhgo> But theirs proof everywhere
#3320 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> No, there isn't
#3321 [21:38] <fuogo> http://pastebin.com/9H52qLwN
#3322 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Don't believe everything you see on the internet mib_mxbhgo
#3323 [21:38] <Psyblade> Are you a helper, Grey?
#3324 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> Indeed I am Psyblade
#3325 [21:38] <mc121> thrae both were the problemi got by the error screen by changing display settings but now i have a lag
#3326 [21:38] <Psyblade> Okay.
#3327 [21:39] <Psyblade> Well, I have an issue with running Minecraft.
#3328 [21:39] <mib_mxbhgo> what about notches brother?
#3329 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_mxbhgo - Notch doesn't have a brother
#3330 [21:39] <Thrae> mc121: Yeah, it's because your graphics chipset doesn't support enough functionality from OpenGL. You can try going to Intel's website and updating, but I often see people with those chipsets having problems.
#3331 [21:39] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - What issue is that?
#3332 [21:40] <mc121> im also on a laptop
#3333 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Did you download and install these drivers from amd's website: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
#3334 [21:40] <Psyblade> Sometimes, when I pull up minecraft, it's extremely laggy - as shown by how the splash freezes for a few seconds every time it moves.
#3335 [21:40] <Psyblade> You know what I mean?
#3336 [21:40] <Psyblade> I always have to restart my computer to get it working again.
#3337 [21:40] <fuogo> yes
#3338 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> Computer specs? Running any other CPU intensive programs in the background? How much RAm?
#3339 [21:41] <GreyVulpine> What version of java are you running?
#3340 [21:41] <Thrae> mc121: Well you can still try installing the driver on Intel's website.
#3341 [21:41] <mc121> i cant find it
#3342 [21:41] <fuogo> naybe not
#3343 [21:41] <Psyblade> ....I'm not a tech guy, so I barely know what you're talking about with the specs and RAm.
#3344 [21:41] <mc121> i have 950
#3345 [21:42] <mc121> and it goes from like 945 then skips to 960 or somthing
#3346 [21:42] <Thrae> mc121: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect
#3347 [21:42] <fuogo> let me try i downloaded a driver recommended by someone in this ite today,GreyVulpine
#3348 [21:42] <mc121> thanks
#3349 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Can you give us a dxdiag?
#3350 [21:42] <GreyVulpine> ??> Psyblade win/dxdiag
#3351 [21:42] <VoxelHead> Psyblade: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3352 [21:42] <VoxelHead> Psyblade: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3353 [21:43] <Psyblade> @.@
#3354 [21:43] <Psyblade> I have nooo clue what you just said.
#3355 [21:43] <GreyVulpine> A dxdiag report will give us more information on what your computer's specifications are
#3356 [21:44] <Psyblade> Were's the win key?
#3357 [21:44] <GreyVulpine> between the ctrl and alt keys on your keyboard
#3358 [21:45] <Psyblade> Uh, i typed dxdiag and a window popped up.
#3359 [21:45] <Psyblade> now what?
#3360 [21:45] <fuogo> restarting GreyVulpine if i have problem bucaus the last mine i came the problem persisted i will come back
#3361 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3362 [21:45] <GreyVulpine> Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3363 [21:46] <Psyblade> http://pastebin.com/sWi8x1mT
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#3365 [21:49] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - You're running Windows Vistaâ„¢ Home Premium with 3 gigs of RAM, and a NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 video card.
#3366 [21:49] <Psyblade> Okay.
#3367 [21:49] <Psyblade> And?
#3368 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> Possible solutions for your problem, try uninstalling and reinstalling java. If that doesn't solve it, update your video drivers from: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
#3369 [21:50] <Psyblade> How would I uninstall Java?
#3370 [21:50] <GreyVulpine> start -> control panel -> remove a program
#3371 [21:51] <mc121> greyvulpine okay my driver is updated i got into mc with changing display settings but mc is running at like 9 fps
#3372 [21:51] <Psyblade> I don't see an option to remove a program.
#3373 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Programs and features perhaps?
#3374 [21:52] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Yeah, your video card isn't exactly top of the line...
#3375 [21:52] <mc121> hmm
#3376 [21:52] <Psyblade> It's telling me how to uninstall a program. Do it with Java?
#3377 [21:52] <mc121> is there any way to fix this?
#3378 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> Yes Psyblade
#3379 [21:53] <Psyblade> ...there are two Javas.
#3380 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Buy a new video card?
#3381 [21:53] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Uninstall them both
#3382 [21:53] <Psyblade> Remove both?
#3383 [21:53] <Psyblade> okay.
#3384 [21:54] <mc121> the game is 16 bit why do you need such good chipsets?
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#3387 [21:54] <GreyVulpine> This game is not 16bit. It may have retro graphics, but it still requires a darn good system to run
#3388 [21:54] <fuogo> Greyvulpine its still happening
#3389 [21:54] <blinky> why wont my mine raft work
#3390 [21:55] * squiggy [squiggy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3391 [21:55] <squiggy> hello?
#3392 [21:55] <squiggy> i need help
#3393 [21:55] <blinky> can someone help me
#3394 [21:55] <squiggy> i need help
#3395 [21:55] <squiggy> i need help
#3396 [21:55] <fuogo> minecraft still autocloses, help Greyvulpine
#3397 [21:55] <mc121> greyvulpine is there anyway for my driver to like speed up?
#3398 [21:56] <GreyVulpine> Nope
#3399 [21:56] <Psyblade> by the way, GreyVulpine
#3400 [21:56] <Psyblade> Occasionally, minecraft automatically closes.
#3401 [21:56] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: It doesn't exactly need a "darn good system", it just heavily uses OpenGL and outside of Nvidia and ATI chipsets the OpenGL support sucks.
#3402 [21:56] <mc121> -_-
#3403 [21:56] <squiggy> why wont the logo show up its says i cant play because o fit
#3404 [21:56] <TheNytangel> Psyblade, and leaves an error on the desktop.
#3405 [21:56] <Psyblade> Could the cause be the same thing causing the lag on opening minecraft?
#3406 [21:57] <squiggy> i know the server wont even open
#3407 [21:57] <GreyVulpine> Thrae - Meh, Same diff.
#3408 [21:57] <squiggy> what should i do
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#3410 [21:57] <mc121> well why does it lag down to like 3fps when it rains?
#3411 [21:57] <squiggy> i paid fing 20 bucks for this
#3412 [21:57] <TheNytangel> squiggy, we all did
#3413 [21:58] <squiggy> yeah but now its not working
#3414 [21:58] <squiggy> the title screen wont show up
#3415 [21:58] <fuogo> minecraft closes itself after it says done loading help please
#3416 [21:58] <squiggy> what
#3417 [21:58] <squiggy> no it opes and says failed to open title screen
#3418 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Increased processing power needed to process rain?
#3419 [21:59] <TheNytangel> squiggy, fuogo wasn't talking to you
#3420 [21:59] <Y> Uhhh i just downloaded minecraft and i cant enter to play offline mode any help please???
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#3422 [21:59] <fuogo> i know that was a help please message
#3423 [22:00] <TheNytangel> Y, you haven't downloaded the files.. you need to login with a username and password into the client first
#3424 [22:00] <Psyblade> okay, greyvulpine. I downloaded java again.
#3425 [22:00] <mc121> greyvulpine well if i were to go shopping for new pc to play mc whats a good driver, cpu you recomend and ram?
#3426 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> mc121 - Anything that's new, preferably doesn't have an integrated intel chipset, but a dedicated graphics card if you're looking to game.
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#3428 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> Anything else, is just how much you want to spend.
#3429 [22:01] <Psyblade> Also, greyvulpine.
#3430 [22:01] <mc121> yeah this pc im on is used then resold to mee, and its xp
#3431 [22:01] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Yes?
#3432 [22:02] <Psyblade> You're on the Mojang staff, right?
#3433 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> None of us here work for, or are affiliated with Mojang. We're community-run support.
#3434 [22:02] <GreyVulpine> We do not get paid by Mojang.
#3435 [22:03] <Psyblade> Oh okayh.
#3436 [22:03] <Psyblade> I was just going to ask how many new mobs ther would be. I know enderman is one, but I think Jeb said that there'd be more when he was interviewed.
#3437 [22:03] <fuogo> minecraft closes itself after it says done loading i have windows xp server pack 3 ----my graphics card driver is radeon 9200 series---by ati tech.---my chip type is radeon 9250/200 series AGP (0x5961)
#3438 [22:03] <Psyblade> Though this isn't quite the place to ask questions like that, is it?
#3439 [22:03] <fuogo> please help
#3440 [22:04] * mib_5qla55 [mib_5qla55@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3441 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> We know about as much as you do Psyblade.
#3442 [22:04] <mib_5qla55> how do i re-install minecraft
#3443 [22:04] <Psyblade> I see.
#3444 [22:04] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_5qla55 win/reinst
#3445 [22:04] <VoxelHead> mib_5qla55: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3446 [22:04] <VoxelHead> mib_5qla55: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3447 [22:04] <Psyblade> Well, I hope minecraft works again!
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#3449 [22:05] <mib_5qla55> without deleting the minecraft folder it makes it crash
#3450 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> mib_5qla55 - Deleting everything in the .minecraft folder except for saves, makes the launcher redownload new files.
#3451 [22:05] <Psyblade> GreyVulpine - Uhh, it didn't work...
#3452 [22:05] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Update video drivers from nvidia's site?
#3453 [22:05] <mib_5qla55> yea everytime i do that it crashes the game
#3454 [22:06] <Psyblade> where is it?
#3455 [22:06] <playersdad> rented server space for my son and need some advice on getting it going. is there a good tutorial out there?
#3456 [22:06] <Psyblade> The site, i mean*
#3457 [22:06] <GreyVulpine> ??> Psyblade gpu/nvidia
#3458 [22:06] <VoxelHead> Psyblade: (gpu/nvidia) You can get drivers for NVIDIA video cards here: http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx
#3459 [22:06] <Psyblade> how do i know which one to get?
#3460 [22:07] <mib_5qla55> what do i do
#3461 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Try the 2nd option
#3462 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> Automatically detect and install
#3463 [22:07] <GreyVulpine> ??> playersdad smp/serversetup
#3464 [22:07] <VoxelHead> playersdad: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#3465 [22:07] <VoxelHead> playersdad: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
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#3467 [22:07] <dr_bibble> can some one help me
#3468 [22:08] <Thrae> fuogo: Did you try reinstalling?
#3469 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_5qla55 - Crashes how?
#3470 [22:08] <dr_bibble> can some on help me
#3471 [22:08] <fuogo> minecraft closes itself after it says done loading i have windows xp server pack 3 ----my graphics card driver is radeon 9200 series---by ati tech.---my chip type is radeon 9250/200 series AGP (0x5961) PLEASE HELP
#3472 [22:08] <mib_5qla55> it just crashes
#3473 [22:08] <Thrae> You have to first state the problem before anyone can help you, dr_bibble.
#3474 [22:08] <dr_bibble> k well the progress bar wont show up
#3475 [22:08] <Psyblade> greyvulpine - the site doesn't support my web browser!
#3476 [22:08] <GreyVulpine> mib_5qla55 - Do you get any error messages? Does minecraft say anything? Do you get any files named hs_err_pid that generate?
#3477 [22:09] <GreyVulpine> Psyblade - Hmm, try a different browser?
#3478 [22:09] <mib_5qla55> well i will tell u cause i just deleted the stuff
#3479 [22:09] <playersdad> VoxelHead: that is all about having my own. I've rented a remote server.
#3480 [22:09] <dr_bibble> thrae it gives me a error message saying that the web browser could not load main title image or proggres bar
#3481 [22:10] <mib_5qla55> IT worked thanks
#3482 [22:10] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3482 [22:10] <Y> i have an account on minecraft website but what do you mean by into the client first???
#3483 [22:10] <Exdero> ??> playersdad bot
#3484 [22:10] <VoxelHead> playersdad: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3485 [22:10] <Thrae> dr_bibble: What browser are you using?
#3486 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> playersdad - From where did you rent the space from?
#3487 [22:10] <GreyVulpine> playersdad - Is it a minecraft gaming server, set up already? or is it a general VPS?
#3488 [22:10] <dr_bibble> safari
#3489 [22:10] <Thrae> dr_bibble: So this is a Mac?
#3490 [22:10] <dr_bibble> no
#3491 [22:11] <Y> ????
#3492 [22:11] <dr_bibble> a toshiba
#3493 [22:11] <Exdero> playersdad: I'd suggest contacting the website you rented the server from if it isn't working.
#3494 [22:11] <Thrae> dr_bibble: Well Safari on Windows isn't exactly typical. Try a more common browser like Internet Explorer or Firefox (http://www.getfirefox.com)
#3495 [22:11] <playersdad> servercraft. It is a minecraft server
#3496 [22:12] <dr_bibble> ok then it should work rihgt tharoe
#3497 [22:12] <Y> i have an account on minecraft website but what do you mean by into the client first???
#3498 [22:12] <dr_bibble> tjrae
#3499 [22:12] <dr_bibble> damit
#3500 [22:12] <dr_bibble> sorry but it will work
#3501 [22:12] <Psyblade> GreyVulpine - how long should it take to scan?
#3502 [22:12] <Thrae> dr_bibble: It's worth trying.
#3503 [22:12] <dr_bibble> kk thanks
#3504 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3505 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3506 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3507 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3508 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3509 [22:12] <Psyblade> ...dangit, it said it doesn't support my browser again!
#3510 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3511 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3512 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3513 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3514 [22:12] <severance> stop it
#3515 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3516 [22:12] <dr_bibble> s
#3517 [22:12] <Y> help please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3518 [22:13] <dr_bibble> s
#3519 [22:13] <dr_bibble> s
#3520 [22:13] <playersdad> it is working. Can I upload my son's world to the server? I'm just trying to get it done.
#3521 [22:13] <Psyblade> I'm using Mozila Firefox this time.
#3522 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> !k dr_bibble
#3523 [22:13] * GreyBot kicked dr_bibble from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:773>)
#3524 [22:13] <Exdero> ??> dr_bibble dont/spam
#3525 [22:13] <VoxelHead> dr_bibble: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3526 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> playersdad - You can, yes
#3527 [22:13] <mib_5qla55> 773 kicks is that today
#3528 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> playersdad - If the server host allows you to, you can upload the /world/ folder to the server
#3529 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_5qla55 - Lifetime kicks.
#3530 [22:13] <mib_5qla55> oh
#3531 [22:13] <Exdero> mib_5qla55: No. GreyVulpine is THAT epic >.<
#3532 [22:14] * GreyVulpine snrks
#3532 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Y - Did you purchase a minecraft account?
#3533 [22:14] <fuogo> thrae very many time did i try rienstalling it by when i go beck to the .minecraft folder it only downloaded the bin folder
#3534 [22:14] <playersdad> It does allow. So any of the save files on my local computer will upload as the /world/ I guess. I think the company is getting going and the help is sparse.
#3535 [22:14] <Y> where do you go to get to the into the client first???
#3536 [22:14] <GreyVulpine> Y - Did you purchase a minecraft account?
#3537 [22:15] <Y> no
#3538 [22:15] <Exdero> fuogo: You aren't logging in. You need to purchase the beta and start the game
#3539 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> Then you may not play minecraft beta offline.
#3540 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft beta is not free.
#3541 [22:15] <Psyblade> Y - Um, duh.
#3542 [22:15] <fuogo> i did puchase the gae
#3543 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> You need to purchase an account to be able to play minecraft beta offline Y
#3544 [22:15] <fuogo> game
#3545 [22:15] <Y> that what i am trying to do
#3546 [22:15] <Psyblade> Y - I dislike being mean, but seriousy....
#3547 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> Y - You may purchase an account at: http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#3548 [22:15] <Exdero> You need to purchase minecraft to play beta at all, don't you?
#3549 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#3550 [22:16] <Psyblade> Otherwise it's illegal.
#3551 [22:16] <Exdero> Psyblade: I know..
#3552 [22:16] <Psyblade> I'm explaining to Y
#3553 [22:16] <fuogo> i bought minecraft beta ithe account ooshivang works just fune on my dads laptop ,exdero andgrey vulpine
#3554 [22:17] <fuogo> fine*
#3555 [22:17] <Exdero> !paid ooshivang
#3556 [22:17] <Exdero> ...
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#3558 [22:17] <fuogo> yea i did
#3559 [22:17] <severance> :D
#3560 [22:17] <mib_5qla55> Bye everyone
#3561 [22:17] <severance> sure you did
#3562 [22:17] <Exdero> No you didn't.
#3563 [22:17] <fuogo> how would you know
#3564 [22:17] <severance> LOL
#3565 [22:17] <severance> good argument
#3566 [22:17] <Exdero> Because AuBot=God
#3567 [22:17] <Exdero> And VoxelHead=God
#3568 [22:17] <fuogo> i did i swear to my grandfather's grave i did
#3569 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> "ooshivang" is not a premium account
#3570 [22:18] * mib_d05aay [mib_d05aay@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3571 [22:18] <Exdero> That's rather harsh.
#3572 [22:18] * mib_td63eu [mib_td63eu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3573 [22:18] <fuogo> please i have had this problem on my desktop for 6 moths please help me
#3574 [22:18] <severance> sure.
#3575 [22:18] <headhornet> I've a black screen issue after purchasing. Running XP
#3576 [22:18] <fuogo> 00shivang
#3577 [22:18] <mib_td63eu> hello um well the minecraft box were you see the game wont even show up and im using firefox on a toshia
#3578 [22:19] <severance> !paid 00shivang
#3579 [22:19] <fuogo> try that one srry thats my facebook name
#3580 [22:19] <mib_td63eu> toshiba*
#3581 [22:19] <severance> it works
#3582 [22:19] <severance> so whats your problem fuogo
#3583 [22:19] <fuogo> yea so please help me
#3584 [22:19] <mib_td63eu> can some one help me
#3585 [22:19] <severance> with what
#3586 [22:19] <fuogo> minecraft closes itself after it says done loading i have windows xp server pack 3 ----my graphics card driver is radeon 9200 series---by ati tech.---my chip type is radeon 9250/200 series AGP (0x5961) PLEASE HELP
#3587 [22:19] <Exdero> ??> mib_td63eu Ask
#3588 [22:19] <Y> all i wanted to know how you play offline
#3589 [22:19] <VoxelHead> mib_td63eu: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3590 [22:19] <VoxelHead> mib_td63eu: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3591 [22:20] <severance> fuogo how much ram do you have
#3592 [22:20] <severance> on that PC
#3593 [22:20] <mib_td63eu> why wont any one help me
#3594 [22:20] <fuogo> how do i check
#3595 [22:20] <mib_td63eu> oh sorry i didnt know my name
#3596 [22:20] <mib_td63eu> haha
#3597 [22:20] <mib_td63eu> i did
#3598 [22:20] <severance> fuogo do you have windows OS?
#3599 [22:20] <Exdero> Y: We have explained it to you. If you aren't willing to follow direction, don't expect your problem to be resolved.
#3600 [22:20] <fuogo> i have windos xp
#3601 [22:20] <severance> ok
#3602 [22:20] <fuogo> windows*
#3603 [22:20] <severance> ??> fuogo dxdiag
#3604 [22:20] <mib_td63eu> well the minecraft box were you see the game wont even show up and im using firefox on a toshia
#3605 [22:20] <Exdero> ??> mib_td63eu specifics
#3606 [22:20] <severance> ??> fuogo win/dxdiag
#3607 [22:20] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3608 [22:21] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3609 [22:21] <Exdero> Gah
#3610 [22:21] <Exdero> ??< index
#3611 [22:21] <severance> do it^
#3612 [22:21] <mib_td63eu> now can u help me
#3613 [22:21] <mib_td63eu> i told you
#3614 [22:21] <mib_td63eu> the reason
#3615 [22:21] <Exdero> ??> mib_td63eu Specific
#3616 [22:21] <VoxelHead> mib_td63eu: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#3617 [22:21] <VoxelHead> mib_td63eu: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#3618 [22:21] <fuogo> what fill did i save?
#3619 [22:21] <severance> fuogo read what voxelhead said
#3620 [22:22] <severance> and follow his instructions step by step
#3621 [22:22] <mib_td63eu> the main screen were you play the game will not show up
#3622 [22:22] <Y> sorry but you are no help
#3623 [22:22] <severance> ??> Y patience
#3624 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Y - We told you, buy minecraft at http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#3625 [22:22] <VoxelHead> Y: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3626 [22:22] <VoxelHead> Y: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3627 [22:22] <Exdero> mib_td63eu: Type Win + Run
#3628 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Y - We told you, buy minecraft at http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#3629 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Y - Minecraft beta is NOT FREE
#3630 [22:22] <mib_td63eu> ok
#3631 [22:22] <mib_td63eu> were
#3632 [22:22] <Exdero> Y: I don't need to be. Me helping you is optional.
#3633 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> Y - IF you want to play it. You need to. BUY IT.
#3634 [22:22] <Exdero> ??> Y attitude.
#3635 [22:22] <Exdero> ??> Y attitude
#3636 [22:22] <VoxelHead> Y: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3637 [22:22] <VoxelHead> Y: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3638 [22:23] <Y> i dont want to purchess an account
#3639 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> Y - Then you may not play minecraft. Simple eh?
#3640 [22:23] * Exdero points to the word volunteering.
#3640 [22:23] <severance> Y we dont support you then
#3641 [22:23] <severance> bye
#3642 [22:23] <severance> have fun pirating
#3643 [22:23] <headhornet> Hello I need some help. I purchased the Beta version tonight and after downloading I get the black screen of death.
#3644 [22:23] <headhornet> Both online (browser) and offline.
#3645 [22:23] <severance> isn't screen of death usually blue.
#3646 [22:24] <mib_td63eu> exdero were do i type Win + Run
#3647 [22:24] <severance> I don't think screen of death means what you think it means
#3648 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> severance - Black screen from minecraft
#3649 [22:24] <headhornet> you are right.
#3650 [22:24] <severance> thats not sod
#3651 [22:24] <Exdero> Y: Don't have fun pirating. I hope you get the ILOVEYOU virus -.-
#3652 [22:24] <severance> lol
#3653 [22:24] <headhornet> Black screen.
#3654 [22:24] <severance> ok
#3655 [22:24] <headhornet> white screen in browser mode
#3656 [22:24] <severance> 1. check if you meet requirements
#3657 [22:24] <severance> 2. update java
#3658 [22:24] <GreyVulpine> headhornet - Has it ever worked before?
#3659 [22:24] <severance> 2. update video driver
#3660 [22:24] <fuogo> http://pastebin.com/1q7cB6Se
#3661 [22:24] <severance> that was 3. ^
#3662 [22:24] <Exdero> 3*
#3663 [22:24] <mib_td63eu> exdero were do i type that
#3664 [22:25] <headhornet> before I had the SP version.
#3665 [22:25] <headhornet> didn't pay for it.
#3666 [22:25] <Exdero> ?? win/.minecraft
#3667 [22:25] <headhornet> Now I've paid for the beta.
#3668 [22:25] <Exdero> ??> mib_td63eu Win/.minecraft
#3669 [22:25] <VoxelHead> mib_td63eu: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#3670 [22:25] <mib_td63eu> no were do i type Win + Run
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#3672 [22:25] <Y> you are all no help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3673 [22:26] <Exdero> Y: Yes we are. To people who listen and pay for the game.
#3674 [22:26] * GreyVulpine waves at Y
#3674 [22:26] <severance> fuogo your video driver is old
#3675 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> If you want to play minecraft. You need to buy it. Simple.
#3676 [22:26] <Y> no waves back
#3677 [22:26] <severance> go to ATI website and update
#3678 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> Y - We have all given you the answer, multiple times
#3679 [22:26] * Exdero points over yonder. The door is over there. Let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
#3679 [22:27] <fuogo> i just downloaded and installed one recommended by greyvulpine
#3680 [22:27] <fuogo> a few min ago
#3681 [22:27] <mib_td63eu> well voxehead were the hell is win
#3682 [22:27] <severance> idk your driver is still old
#3683 [22:27] <severance> computers dont lie
#3684 [22:27] <fuogo> so what now i cant play ever
#3685 [22:27] <Exdero> fuogo: No matter WHAT he says to the contrary, Grey is NOT an all knowing entity :3
#3686 [22:27] <severance> you can
#3687 [22:27] <fuogo> so how
#3688 [22:27] <severance> you just need to get your shit together
#3689 [22:28] <severance> and fix video driver
#3690 [22:28] <severance> thats it
#3691 [22:28] <headhornet> trying to figure out who answered me.
#3692 [22:28] <fuogo> instruct me please
#3693 [22:28] <Exdero> severance: Direct him to his driver page.
#3694 [22:28] <headhornet> 1. requirements, 2. java and 3. video driver?
#3695 [22:28] <severance> 1 sec fuogo
#3696 [22:28] <headhornet> keep in mind the free version worked.
#3697 [22:28] <fuogo> k thnx
#3698 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> The free version has different requirements than the beta version
#3699 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> In the back end, both versions are completely different
#3700 [22:29] <Exdero> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
#3701 [22:29] <headhornet> ok - makes sense
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#3703 [22:29] <Exdero> There you go, fuogo.
#3704 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> I think that was the same driver I gave fuogo.
#3705 [22:29] <headhornet> which java do I need to update?
#3706 [22:29] <Exdero> It is.
#3707 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> headhornet - Java in general.
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#3709 [22:30] <robert> can some one help me im trying to play and the screen wont show up like it tells me the controls but the screen were you play wont show up
#3710 [22:30] <Exdero> He needs to update them.
#3711 [22:30] <Exdero> He musn't have installed them correctly.
#3712 [22:30] <robert> so your jus going to ignore me
#3713 [22:31] <robert> helooooo
#3714 [22:31] <robert> any one home
#3715 [22:31] <Sinistrahd> headhornet if you have tons of javas showing up in add/remove programs you'll need to use javara to remove them properly, probably
#3716 [22:31] <Exdero> robert: ...
#3717 [22:31] <fuogo> this is the same i downloaded it said the file name is the same as i just installed same version number name everything it even put a "(1)" infront of it
#3718 [22:31] <Exdero> ??> robert patience
#3719 [22:31] <VoxelHead> robert: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3720 [22:31] <VoxelHead> robert: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3721 [22:31] <headhornet> sinistrahd: Ok, I have Jave 6 version 20
#3722 [22:32] <robert> exdero sorry
#3723 [22:32] <Exdero> headhornet: Update it
#3724 [22:32] <Sinistrahd> you want 6 ver 26
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#3726 [22:32] <headhornet> OK - I am
#3727 [22:32] <Exdero> headhornet: Java is 6.27
#3728 [22:32] <severance> fuogo did you reboot after reinstall ?
#3729 [22:32] <fuogo> yes every single time
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#3731 [22:32] <TheNytangel> Exdero, 6 update 26
#3732 [22:32] <leaper> heyy i keep getting an internal exception:java.net.SocketException: connection reset error please help
#3733 [22:33] <Exdero> TheNytangel: No. 6 Update 27..
#3734 [22:33] <Exdero> TheNytangel: http://java.com/en/download/chrome.jsp?locale=en
#3735 [22:33] <severance> fuogo have you tried reinstalling minecraft from scratch ?
#3736 [22:33] <Sinistrahd> sorry on my phone teamviewing into here, if I vanish that's why
#3737 [22:33] <Exdero> ??> fuogo win/reinst/bat
#3738 [22:33] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3739 [22:33] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3740 [22:34] <TheNytangel> Exdero, screw that, I'm staying on 26
#3741 [22:34] <Sinistrahd> when did 1.6.0_27 come out?
#3742 [22:34] <Exdero> No Idea. Today, I think
#3743 [22:34] <Exdero> But I was still correct :3
#3744 [22:34] <fuogo> yes but every time i try downloading from the window it only downloads the bin folder but the browser works just fine
#3745 [22:34] <Wug> anyway guys
#3746 [22:34] <TheNytangel> Exdero, we don't know if 27 works with minecraft
#3747 [22:34] <Exdero> It does
#3748 [22:34] <severance> say what
#3749 [22:34] <Exdero> I know :3
#3750 [22:34] <TheNytangel> Shhh
#3751 [22:34] <robert> ok look my scrren were you play wont show up
#3752 [22:35] <Wug> TheNytangel: of course it does
#3753 [22:35] <TheNytangel> Lol
#3754 [22:35] <Wug> everyone updated immediately
#3755 [22:35] <Sinistrahd> better not update it in the middle of playing dragon court :p it'd probably ruin my applet session
#3756 [22:35] <severance> ??> fuogo win/reinst/bat
#3757 [22:35] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3758 [22:35] <Wug> as other people living near where I do probably know
#3759 [22:35] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3760 [22:35] <severance> do it
#3761 [22:35] <Exdero> I Vox'd him already, he didn't read it whatsoever..
#3762 [22:35] <robert> wug can u help me or are you besy
#3763 [22:35] <Wug> theres a rather large spot of severe weather coming my way, and I'm going to be offline to prevent damage
#3764 [22:35] <fuogo> k
#3765 [22:36] <Exdero> He's probably 'Busy', But definately not 'besy'
#3766 [22:36] <Wug> I don't know how long, probably 2 days, maybe more
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#3768 [22:36] * Exdero has been dealing with this the whole day..
#3768 [22:36] <Wug> robert: whats up
#3769 [22:36] <robert> what the fuck can some one help me for criest sacks
#3770 [22:36] <fuogo> i just hit"any key to continue..." and the the command prompt looking thing closed
#3771 [22:36] <Sinistrahd> how far north are you, wug?
#3772 [22:36] * mib_ae5zbo [mib_ae5zbo@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3773 [22:36] <Exdero> ??> robert attitude
#3774 [22:36] <robert> thank you
#3775 [22:36] <VoxelHead> robert: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3776 [22:36] <VoxelHead> robert: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3777 [22:36] <Wug> Sinistrahd: reasonably far
#3778 [22:36] * Exdero is quite a cruel person...
#3778 [22:37] * Wug is also a huge dick
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#3779 [22:37] * Exdero figured we had something in common.
#3779 [22:37] <Sinistrahd> wug well other than infrastructure, i'd not worry much. 65mph winds barely shake a contractor trailer
#3780 [22:37] <robert> well wug my screen wont work when i try to open up a game like the scrren you play the game on isent there but the backround is
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#3782 [22:37] <Exdero> BackGROUND*
#3783 [22:38] <Wug> robert: check your video drivers
#3784 [22:38] <robert> sorry
#3785 [22:38] <robert> video drivers?
#3786 [22:38] <Exdero> Yes
#3787 [22:38] <Wug> Sinistrahd: and trees
#3788 [22:38] <Masna> hey guys can anyone help me with the toomanyitems mod?
#3789 [22:38] <severance> no.
#3790 [22:38] <Exdero> ??> robert win/dxdiag
#3791 [22:38] <VoxelHead> robert: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3792 [22:38] <Sinistrahd> ??> robert win/dxdiag
#3793 [22:38] <VoxelHead> robert: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3794 [22:38] <Wug> Masna: we dont provide mod help here
#3795 [22:38] <Sinistrahd> doh
#3796 [22:38] <Masna> oh, okay
#3797 [22:38] <Exdero> ??> Masna mods
#3798 [22:38] <VoxelHead> Masna: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3799 [22:38] <Wug> this is for vanilla stuff only
#3800 [22:38] <robert> well it works on safir but it wont show the title screen so the server wont start but on fire fox i csnt even get that far
#3801 [22:38] <VoxelHead> Masna: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3802 [22:38] <Masna> okay, thanks!
#3803 [22:39] <fuogo> i "Now uninstalling Minecraft..." The system cannot find the file specified. The system cannot find the file specified. The system cannot find the file specified. 'rm' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. "Minecraft uninstall complete. You can now start Minecraft." "If you still have any issues, please come bac
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#3805 [22:39] * Exdero is too lazy to type out a whole sentance.
#3805 [22:39] <mudpit> My stupid driver says it is "up to date" but the servers wont run. help anyone?
#3806 [22:39] <Wug> you dont need drivers for servers
#3807 [22:40] <mudpit> it wont even let me start
#3808 [22:40] <robert> sinistrahd it works on safir but it wont show the title screen so the server wont start but on fire fox i csnt even get that far
#3809 [22:40] <fuogo> expero voxelhead greyvulpine please read http://pastebin.com/DeUqKQAn
#3810 [22:40] <Exdero> ??> mudpit smp/port
#3811 [22:40] <severance> define 'servers wont run'
#3812 [22:40] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (smp/port) TCP port 25565
#3813 [22:40] <Exdero> mudpit: Are your ports forwarded?
#3814 [22:40] <Wug> fuogo: what version of windows are you on, 98?
#3815 [22:40] <severance> fuogo it worked
#3816 [22:40] <mib_mxz0ni> i'm currently trying to run my game in the browser off of the main minecraft site and I keep getting log error about bad video card drivers, i dont understand because it was working yesterday
#3817 [22:40] <mudpit> windows 7
#3818 [22:40] <fuogo> xp server pack 3
#3819 [22:40] <Exdero> He's on XP Servicepack 3
#3820 [22:40] <severance> there is only 3 "not found" messages
#3821 [22:41] <severance> while theres 4 delete commands in bat
#3822 [22:41] * jbisthedj [jbisthedj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3823 [22:41] <Sinistrahd> robert are you doing the dxdiag thing?
#3824 [22:41] <severance> basically he had only partially downloaded minecraft
#3825 [22:41] <mudpit> nvm
#3826 [22:41] <Exdero> ??> mib_mxz0ni gpu/update
#3827 [22:41] <VoxelHead> mib_mxz0ni: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#3828 [22:41] <severance> fuogo
#3829 [22:41] <fuogo> yea
#3830 [22:41] <Wug> severance: that doesnt explain why rm isnt real
#3831 [22:41] <robert> fuogo i need your help on safir it wont show the game it says it cant show the title screen or the progres box and im on a toshiba
#3832 [22:41] <mib_mxz0ni> ok thanks'
#3833 [22:42] <Sinistrahd> agh screw this robert is willfully avoiding our help
#3834 [22:42] <fuogo> why are you asking me
#3835 [22:42] <severance> fuogo download windows version of minecraft launcher
#3836 [22:42] <Wug> oh, its lastlogin thats doing it
#3837 [22:42] <severance> from www.minecraft.net
#3838 [22:42] <severance> run it
#3839 [22:42] <severance> and wait
#3840 [22:42] <robert> sorry
#3841 [22:42] * Exdero can uncorrupt worlds, like a boss.
#3841 [22:42] <fuogo> i downloaded and tried them both
#3842 [22:42] <severance> you havent tried hard enough
#3843 [22:42] <fuogo> yea ill be sure to click the mouse button harde next time
#3844 [22:42] <robert> severance i try to open a sever and the game box just said failed to show titel screen or progress ar
#3845 [22:43] <robert> bar*
#3846 [22:43] <Exdero> ??> robert patience
#3847 [22:43] <VoxelHead> robert: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3848 [22:43] <VoxelHead> robert: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3849 [22:43] <severance> interesting robert
#3850 [22:43] <Exdero> I'll do it every time you repeatedly ask like you are at the moment..
#3851 [22:43] <severance> full text/screenshot of error plz
#3852 [22:43] <Wug> robert: is this for beta or classic
#3853 [22:43] <Exdero> Trust me. It gets annoying..fast.
#3854 [22:43] <robert> classic
#3855 [22:43] * mib_rms1k5 [mib_rms1k5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3856 [22:44] <Exdero> You're doing it wrong.
#3857 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> robert - Use a different browser then
#3858 [22:44] <Exdero> >.>
#3859 [22:44] <fuogo> exdero...me?
#3860 [22:44] <SinAWAY> no pipe key on my phone...
#3861 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> Either that, or clear your browser's cache
#3862 [22:44] <SinAWAY> gnight
#3863 [22:44] <Exdero> fuogo: Nah :P
#3864 [22:44] <fuogo> lololol
#3865 [22:44] <Exdero> SinAWAY: Night, Sin
#3866 [22:44] <robert> ive tried fire fox and safir fire fox wont even show me the game screen greyvulpine
#3867 [22:44] <Wug> robert: update java
#3868 [22:45] <Wug> ?? getjava
#3869 [22:45] <robert> i did
#3870 [22:45] <Exdero> robert: Stop using Mac OS..
#3871 [22:45] <Wug> ...
#3872 [22:45] <robert> im using toshiba
#3873 [22:45] <fuogo> but seriously is there any not-spending-money way to fix this
#3874 [22:45] <Exdero> Mmmhmm..
#3875 [22:45] <severance> yes fuogo
#3876 [22:45] <severance> I already told you what to do
#3877 [22:45] <severance> your only problem is
#3878 [22:45] <fuogo> thank god tell me
#3879 [22:45] <severance> ?? causality
#3880 [22:45] <robert> i swear im using toshiba
#3881 [22:46] <SinAWAY> toshiba OS 7?
#3882 [22:46] <severance> :D
#3883 [22:46] <robert> idk
#3884 [22:46] <Exdero> ??> fuogo causality
#3885 [22:46] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#3886 [22:46] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
#3887 [22:46] <Exdero> Flood protection mode ;)
#3888 [22:47] <severance> on an unrelated note, they should update minecraft.net download page
#3889 [22:47] <fuogo> i clicked on every link i downloaded and installed or opened evry fill and i had to restart this computer 4 times
#3890 [22:47] <Wug> DopeGhoti: please reset vox's flood counter
#3891 [22:47] <SinAWAY> someone is gonna need to teamview robert himself (not his pc) to fix his issue
#3892 [22:47] <severance> fuogo
#3893 [22:47] <fuogo> i never played minecraft on this computer once
#3894 [22:47] * Exdero chuckles at Sin's comment.
#3894 [22:47] <Wug> SinAWAY: he left
#3895 [22:47] <severance> all you need to do
#3896 [22:47] <fuogo> exept on browser
#3897 [22:47] <severance> is run a launcher
#3898 [22:47] <severance> and wait
#3899 [22:48] <Exdero> I've told him that.
#3900 [22:48] <Exdero> I'm pretty sure.
#3901 [22:48] <severance> why is this so difficult to you
#3902 [22:48] <Exdero> Only having bin=Minecraft isn't locally installed.
#3903 [22:48] <fuogo> i ran the launcer...
#3904 [22:48] <severance> does it work ?
#3905 [22:48] <fuogo> on browser
#3906 [22:48] * figaro [figaro@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3907 [22:48] <severance> ...
#3908 [22:48] <fuogo> yes
#3909 [22:48] <Exdero> Obviously not, or you would have the other files
#3910 [22:48] <severance> I'm not talking about browsers
#3911 [22:48] <severance> at all
#3912 [22:49] <severance> I'm talking about minecraft.exe launcher that you downloaded
#3913 [22:49] <Exdero> Browser does not = launcher -.-
#3914 [22:49] * mib_bkewmm [mib_bkewmm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3915 [22:49] <Wug> Exdero: !=
#3916 [22:49] <fuogo> yea i can play on browser but not desk top
#3917 [22:49] <fuogo> so no
#3918 [22:49] <Exdero> Don
#3919 [22:49] <Exdero> Don
#3920 [22:49] <Wug> how does the desktop one fail
#3921 [22:49] <Exdero> Dang it.
#3922 [22:50] <severance> I honestly cant beleive that you'll need a teamviewer session just for someone to run your MC launcher
#3923 [22:50] <severance> I refuse to beleive
#3924 [22:50] <Exdero> Don't "so no" me. Ever heard the expression "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"?
#3925 [22:50] <fuogo> IT JUST DISSAPEARS!!! i've said it 50 like times already
#3926 [22:50] <Wug> fuogo: before or after login
#3927 [22:50] <username> are you guys having MC launching problems too ): ?
#3928 [22:50] <severance> fuogo has
#3929 [22:50] <Wug> most of us arent
#3930 [22:50] <severance> we don't
#3931 [22:50] <username> ugh, i do... fml
#3932 [22:51] <severance> update drivers, update java, do mc reinstall
#3933 [22:51] <Wug> username: describe issue plz
#3934 [22:51] <fuogo> after login it says done loads the the screen goes black then it dissapears
#3935 [22:51] <Exdero> severance: That's cause we know how to open an executable file..
#3936 [22:51] <severance> come back if you still do
#3937 [22:51] <Exdero> Username
#3938 [22:51] <Exdero> Wait
#3939 [22:51] <fuogo> done loding*
#3940 [22:51] <username> well.. idk i had a cracked version.. that was fine.. then i wanted to buy it.. *bought* then BOOM can't play
#3941 [22:51] <username> the launcher just wont open
#3942 [22:51] <Exdero> ??> username win/dxdiag
#3943 [22:51] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3944 [22:51] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3945 [22:52] <Wug> i guess thats what happens when you pirate it
#3946 [22:52] <Exdero> Do that
#3947 [22:52] <Wug> too bad
#3948 [22:52] <Wug> jk
#3949 [22:52] <Wug> but dont pirate things
#3950 [22:52] <Wug> its not nice
#3951 [22:52] <Exdero> No
#3952 [22:52] * mib_oi5uue [mib_oi5uue@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3953 [22:52] <Exdero> Don't Pirate Indie things
#3954 [22:52] <username> i know, i know.. <3 its bad..
#3955 [22:52] <Wug> ?? win/hosts
#3956 [22:52] <username> but thanks ! ill try that now :D
#3957 [22:52] <Wug> ??> username win/hosts
#3958 [22:52] <Wug> ??> username win/hosts
#3959 [22:52] <VoxelHead> username: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3960 [22:52] <VoxelHead> username: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3961 [22:52] <severance> so let me get this straight fuogo
#3962 [22:53] <Wug> Vox I'm going to stab you
#3963 [22:53] <Exdero> Wug
#3964 [22:53] <fuogo> k
#3965 [22:53] <Wug> severance: it runs and then crashes after login
#3966 [22:53] <Exdero> Umadbro? -trollface-
#3967 [22:53] <severance> you can run the minecraft.exe, you can log into it
#3968 [22:53] <fuogo> yes
#3969 [22:53] <severance> it downloads files
#3970 [22:53] <mib_oi5uue> hey guys, can someone help me..
#3971 [22:53] <severance> and then it crashes
#3972 [22:53] <severance> ?
#3973 [22:53] <Exdero> ??> mib_oi5uue ask
#3974 [22:53] <VoxelHead> mib_oi5uue: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3975 [22:53] <VoxelHead> mib_oi5uue: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3976 [22:53] <fuogo> yes now you get it
#3977 [22:53] <Wug> fuogo: do you have a '!' in your windows username
#3978 [22:54] <username> what ??
#3979 [22:54] <fuogo> no but i have an i
#3980 [22:54] * Exdero wonders if anyone minds me using Vox commands to help my girlfriend.. o.o
#3980 [22:54] <fuogo> no
#3981 [22:54] <Wug> thats not a '!'
#3982 [22:54] <severance> fuogo previously you said that you have only 'bin' directory in minecraft
#3983 [22:54] <fuogo> yea
#3984 [22:54] <severance> can you confirm that you have them all now
#3985 [22:54] <fuogo> even after force update
#3986 [22:55] <Wug> force updating redownloads them all
#3987 [22:55] <mib_oi5uue> ok sorry i didnt know if i was at the right place lol. so i tried purchasing minecraft yesterday but i got "transaction failed" and then it blocked me for 24 hours cause i tried too many times. then today i tried again, it also was a transaction failed, but then after i tried again and this time it said the transaction was successul.. but i typed on the exact
#3988 [22:55] <mib_oi5uue> same information all my other tries ,
#3989 [22:55] <mib_oi5uue> so will i be charged a lot of times..?
#3990 [22:55] <Wug> dont worry about it
#3991 [22:55] <fuogo> in the .minecraft folder there is a bin subfolder and file named "lastlogin"
#3992 [22:55] <Wug> no, they all failed
#3993 [22:56] <severance> fuogo there should also be resources ...
#3994 [22:56] <fuogo> well the .minecraft is open right infront of my face and there is no resource folder
#3995 [22:57] <Wug> ??> fuogo teamviewer
#3996 [22:57] <severance> I see
#3997 [22:57] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3998 [22:57] <VoxelHead> fuogo: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3999 [22:57] <severance> yeah teamviewer time I guess
#4000 [22:57] <severance> Q_Q
#4001 [22:57] <username> http://mibpaste.com/PmXIGN
#4002 [22:57] <fuogo> let me download it
#4003 [22:57] <Wug> username: a blank paste/
#4004 [22:57] <Exdero> That link has nothing in it.
#4005 [22:57] <Wug> lolwut
#4006 [22:58] <severance> thats one cool paste
#4007 [22:58] <username> -.- sorry guys..
#4008 [22:58] <username> SORRY !
#4009 [22:58] <username> http://mibpaste.com/7WdPwU
#4010 [22:58] <username> ?? .. that work.. ?
#4011 [22:58] <Exdero> It's fine. Don't get your panties in a twist..cause I know you're not wearing boxers >.>
#4012 [22:58] <username> i hate boxers..
#4013 [22:58] <mib_oi5uue> is this the minecraft help place :(
#4014 [22:58] <Wug> ??> username forceupdate
#4015 [22:58] <VoxelHead> username: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4016 [22:58] <VoxelHead> username: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4017 [22:58] <severance> yes mib_oi5uue
#4018 [22:59] <severance> more or less
#4019 [22:59] <Exdero> Yeessum o.o
#4020 [22:59] <username> :D WOO
#4021 [22:59] <Wug> and guys
#4022 [22:59] <Exdero> What?
#4023 [22:59] <Wug> particularly severance and Exdero
#4024 [22:59] <Wug> keep a lid on it
#4025 [22:59] <Wug> dont be too mean
#4026 [22:59] * Exdero sighs.
#4026 [22:59] * |Kiikun| hands out lids :D
#4026 [22:59] <Exdero> I'll TRY..I suppose I can make due.
#4027 [23:00] * Exdero fastens one securely around his mouth-
#4027 [23:01] <fuogo> so now im ant the screen where it says parter id
#4028 [23:01] <username> okay.. i can't find this "options" thing.. above login ?? like.. is that on the website or.. ? :S
#4029 [23:01] <Exdero> fuogo: PM it and the password to whoever was helping you.
#4030 [23:02] <severance> pm me I guess
#4031 [23:02] <Wug> username: download the new launcher
#4032 [23:02] <fuogo> how by postin it
#4033 [23:02] <Wug> !client
#4034 [23:02] <severance> no fuogo, depending on your irc client
#4035 [23:02] <severance> you need to send private msg
#4036 [23:03] <fuogo> how
#4037 [23:03] <username> yeah okay once i dwnload it.. im meant to open it then click forceupdate right.. ?
#4038 [23:03] <severance> try /query severance
#4039 [23:03] <severance> it should open a new window
#4040 [23:03] <username> because i can't even open it D:<
#4041 [23:03] <severance> type in it
#4042 [23:04] <fuogo> try /query severance
#4043 [23:04] <severance> without "try "
#4044 [23:04] <severance> -_-"
#4045 [23:04] <fuogo> /query severance
#4046 [23:04] * severance facepalm
#4046 [23:04] <username> Lol
#4047 [23:04] <Exdero> Oh god
#4048 [23:04] <Exdero> ./query severance
#4049 [23:04] <Wug> fuogo: the slash goes first
#4050 [23:05] <Exdero> Without the .
#4051 [23:05] <Wug> Exdero:
#4052 [23:05] <Wug> /derp
#4053 [23:05] * severance pmd him myself
#4053 [23:05] * Exdero thanks severance.
#4053 [23:05] <Wug> severance: that usually doesnt work either
#4054 [23:05] <severance> it did
#4055 [23:05] <username> soo.. do you guys use teamviewer buy any chance.. ._. ?
#4056 [23:05] <username> *by
#4057 [23:05] <Wug> they dont notice it
#4058 [23:06] <Wug> username: we do
#4059 [23:06] <Wug> I have to go
#4060 [23:06] * raisin [raisin@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4061 [23:06] <raisin> Hi
#4062 [23:06] <username> uhh yeah could you help me out :D ? my computer is super sh*t slow.. "warning"
#4063 [23:06] <raisin> Anybody want to play on my smp server
#4064 [23:06] <raisin> Its fun
#4065 [23:07] <raisin> Its private and professionally hosted
#4066 [23:07] <raisin> anyobdy?
#4067 [23:07] <Wug> no advertising
#4068 [23:07] <raisin> You aren't allowed to
#4069 [23:07] <raisin> ?
#4070 [23:07] <raisin> To bad
#4071 [23:07] <Wug> its a rule
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#4073 [23:08] <raisin> :D
#4074 [23:08] <raisin> PLASE APPLY FOR THE SERVER
#4075 [23:08] <chet> i keep trying to register but it says apatchy error
#4076 [23:08] <chet> or some thing like that
#4077 [23:09] * SlivsGuardian [SlivsGuardian@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4078 [23:10] <chet> has any 1 else found them selves unable to register to buy a copy of minecraft?
#4079 [23:11] <Wug> chet: no, thats one thing people tend not to have issues with
#4080 [23:11] <SlivsGuardian> Or.. anyone found themselves not being able to Launch the flippen game !?
#4081 [23:11] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: thats everyones probabluy
#4082 [23:12] <Wug> problem*
#4083 [23:12] <SlivsGuardian> oh.. so, is there an easy solution :D
#4084 [23:12] <Wug> course nobody even knows what operating system they have
#4085 [23:12] <SlivsGuardian> oh. i see.
#4086 [23:12] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: has it ever worked before
#4087 [23:12] <SlivsGuardian> yeah my friend gave me this "ripped" version for try out
#4088 [23:13] <SlivsGuardian> but i wanted the full version. and now it just wont launch
#4089 [23:13] <Wug> ??> SlivsGuardian forceupdate
#4090 [23:13] <VoxelHead> SlivsGuardian: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4091 [23:13] <VoxelHead> SlivsGuardian: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4092 [23:13] <Wug> and dont pirate things
#4093 [23:13] <Wug> it makes them not work
#4094 [23:13] <Wug> where would you be if we werent here
#4095 [23:14] <Wug> your punishment for pirating it would have been after you bought it, it never worked again
#4096 [23:14] <chet> Captcha verification failed, please try again. what is the web site trying to tell me?
#4097 [23:14] <Wug> chet: seriously?
#4098 [23:14] <Wug> do the captcha right
#4099 [23:14] <Wug> you know, fill in the letters
#4100 [23:14] <chet> i fill in the boxes
#4101 [23:14] <SlivsGuardian> yeah my mate said the same thing about (forceupdate) but.. i just don't understand ?
#4102 [23:14] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: follow the instructions
#4103 [23:14] <chet> wait u mean 1 of thos funky text boxes is missing?
#4104 [23:14] <Wug> to the letter
#4105 [23:15] <Wug> chet: you mightve typed it wriong
#4106 [23:15] <Wug> wrong*
#4107 [23:15] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: The pirated version probably installed some files that makes the non-pirated version not work.
#4108 [23:15] <chet> i only have a user name, password comfim and e-mail box no space for a funky text thing
#4109 [23:15] <SlivsGuardian> hmm.. so if i delete all the pirated files.. that problem will go away ? :)
#4110 [23:15] <Wug> chet: scroll around, its there
#4111 [23:15] <chet> so Captcha is what u call that strange text they use to block bots?
#4112 [23:16] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: thats what forceupdating does
#4113 [23:16] <Wug> so just follow the instructions
#4114 [23:16] <Wug> redownload the launcher too
#4115 [23:16] <Wug> !cliet
#4116 [23:16] <Wug> !client
#4117 [23:16] * Wug throws keyboard out the window
#4117 [23:16] <SlivsGuardian> haha, sorry for the frustration
#4118 [23:17] <chet> hmmmm any reason why the Captcha would just not load? i mean i can not copy whats in the box if there is no box showing
#4119 [23:17] <Wug> chet: refresh the page or something
#4120 [23:17] <SlivsGuardian> okay downloaded it. but it still wont let me launch that
#4121 [23:17] <Wug> and if you're using internet exploder, use something else
#4122 [23:17] <chet> i am on fire fox
#4123 [23:18] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: why not
#4124 [23:18] <SlivsGuardian> no idea. i tried run as admin and it said.. unable to access jarfile.. ect ect..
#4125 [23:18] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: You deleted the .minecraft folder in %APPDATA% ?
#4126 [23:18] <SlivsGuardian> ill check
#4127 [23:19] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: this was before or after you logged in?
#4128 [23:19] <SlivsGuardian> Sorry ?
#4129 [23:20] <SlivsGuardian> umm well there was a folder in the appdata but it was empty. yeah im logged in atm
#4130 [23:20] <Wug> youve downloaded the client right
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#4132 [23:21] <SlivsGuardian> yup that link. i downloaded the.. for windows one
#4133 [23:21] <hellopanda> !check 62.150.227.89
#4134 [23:21] <Wug> SlivsGuardian: close it if its open, then open it again and dont touch anything
#4135 [23:21] <hellopanda> !check 62.150.227.89
#4136 [23:22] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: Opening Minecraft.exe and logging in automatically downloads the files to %APPDATA%\.minecraft.
#4137 [23:23] <SlivsGuardian> ah okay
#4138 [23:24] <SlivsGuardian> WELL, my douche brother tried to help by deleting the file in general. i have no idea what to do now
#4139 [23:24] <SlivsGuardian> because i cant even open the minecraft.exe
#4140 [23:26] <SlivsGuardian> !check 490 489 622
#4141 [23:26] <SlivsGuardian> grr..
#4142 [23:27] <hellopanda> !check 62.150.227.89
#4143 [23:28] <hellopanda> oh god
#4144 [23:28] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: Re-download the client. If that doesn't work, reinstall Java.
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#4146 [23:29] <Exdero> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFepIN0bQAM&feature=fvwrel
#4147 [23:29] <fuogo> well that was my free session
#4148 [23:29] <Exdero> :3
#4149 [23:29] <Exdero> Oops. Wrong chat client -_-
#4150 [23:29] <SlivsGuardian> Hahaha
#4151 [23:29] <Thrae> ??> SlivsGuardian win/javara
#4152 [23:29] <VoxelHead> SlivsGuardian: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4153 [23:29] <VoxelHead> SlivsGuardian: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4154 [23:30] <fuogo> severence couldn't help
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#4156 [23:30] <fuogo> with team viewer
#4157 [23:31] <SlivsGuardian> which thing should i download ? theres like.. 6 options..
#4158 [23:31] <severance> I still blame your firewall :P
#4159 [23:31] <Puddles> my minecraft wont install it says could not create vitrual machine
#4160 [23:31] <fuogo> should i turn it off and try? :P
#4161 [23:31] <severance> that might be worth trying
#4162 [23:31] <fuogo> k
#4163 [23:32] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: You use Windows, right? Download the Windows binary.
#4164 [23:32] <Puddles> yes
#4165 [23:32] <Puddles> already did
#4166 [23:32] <fuogo> how do i turn it off
#4167 [23:32] <fuogo> :P
#4168 [23:32] <Thrae> Puddles: Sounds like your Java installation is screwed up. Reinstall Java.
#4169 [23:33] <severance> beats me tbh
#4170 [23:33] <Puddles> ok
#4171 [23:33] <Thrae> ??> Puddles win/javara
#4172 [23:33] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4173 [23:33] <VoxelHead> Puddles: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4174 [23:33] <hellopanda> um were do i go in minecraft.net to download a server
#4175 [23:33] <Thrae> !server
#4176 [23:34] <fuogo> how do i turn of firewall or java security help please
#4177 [23:34] * XxXuriXxX12 [XxXuriXxX12@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4178 [23:34] <hellopanda> thanks
#4179 [23:34] <XxXuriXxX12> Hello
#4180 [23:35] <XxXuriXxX12> I have a problem with the Minecraft
#4181 [23:35] <Thrae> Explain your problem, XxXuriXxX12.
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#4184 [23:37] <XxXuriXxX12> I have the original, but when you open it and put my data makes me all black tab
#4185 [23:37] <fuogo> severence should i now delete teamviewer
#4186 [23:37] * nilesr|iPod [nilesr|iPod@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4187 [23:38] <severance> if you don't need it any more
#4188 [23:38] <Thrae> XxXuriXxX12: Original, you mean Classic? In-browser?
#4189 [23:38] <fuogo> but how do i turn of fire wall and java security
#4190 [23:40] <XxXuriXxX12> I buy it and download it from the official website
#4191 [23:42] <fuogo> i guess i will be cursed to for ever play minecraft in browser at lags of no retern never to mod it again
#4192 [23:42] <Thrae> XxXuriXxX12: What do you mean by "black tab"? Do you mean it just gives a black screen after you login?
#4193 [23:43] <XxXuriXxX12> Yes
#4194 [23:44] <Thrae> XxXuriXxX12: Did you install any mods or alter your .minecraft folder in any way?
#4195 [23:44] <XxXuriXxX12> No
#4196 [23:44] <Thrae> Is this Windows?
#4197 [23:45] <XxXuriXxX12> Yes
#4198 [23:45] <Puddles> seeme to work now
#4199 [23:45] <Thrae> ??> XxXuriXxX12 win/dxdiag
#4200 [23:45] <VoxelHead> XxXuriXxX12: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4201 [23:45] <VoxelHead> XxXuriXxX12: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4202 [23:46] <fuogo> so thats it nothing tere is no way to fix it
#4203 [23:46] <fuogo> there*
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#4205 [23:46] <fuogo> so thats it you can't fix it,severance
#4206 [23:48] <severance> fuogo I still blame your firewall, norton security, java security or whatever else makeshift 'security' your pc has
#4207 [23:48] <XxXuriXxX12> Well Thanks
#4208 [23:48] * mib_crfgwi [mib_crfgwi@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4209 [23:48] <XxXuriXxX12> Someone speaks Spanish??
#4210 [23:48] <fuogo> severance how do i turn it off
#4211 [23:49] <mib_crfgwi> ?
#4212 [23:49] <severance> ask google, fuogo
#4213 [23:49] <fuogo> k thnx for your efforts
#4214 [23:49] <brand> hi can anyone help me// i just purchased mineraft but cant get it t run/play
#4215 [23:49] <Thrae> You'll have to be more specific. brand. What is happening when you try to run Minecraft.exe? Do you get an error message? If so, what?
#4216 [23:49] <pain> i deleted my .minecraft folder in roaming and it wont update the game and make another .minecraft folder >.<
#4217 [23:50] <XxXuriXxX12> Good Bye
#4218 [23:50] <severance> pain even after force update?
#4219 [23:50] <pain> yep
#4220 [23:50] <severance> that doesnt sound right
#4221 [23:50] <pain> it gets stuck on 20%
#4222 [23:50] <pain> and says fail
#4223 [23:50] <severance> !isdown
#4224 [23:50] <GreyBot> severance: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4225 [23:51] <Puddles> thanks mc runing on my new lap now woots
#4226 [23:51] <pain> http://speedcap.net/img/4f8c71db5ee2d26dad81fa729008f698/e7df0.png
#4227 [23:51] <pain> ^ look
#4228 [23:52] <brand> i orig got a copy an played it and likedit so afteri puchased the game i the deleted the one my friend gave me, but i cant get it to play
#4229 [23:53] <pain> :/
#4230 [23:53] <Thrae> pain: Redownload Minecraft.exe and reinstall from scratch.
#4231 [23:53] <Thrae> pain: What OS?
#4232 [23:53] <pain> windows 7, tried it :/
#4233 [23:53] <Thrae> ??> pain win/reinst
#4234 [23:53] <VoxelHead> pain: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4235 [23:53] <VoxelHead> pain: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4236 [23:55] <pain> Still no
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#4238 [23:56] <pain> maybe its my router settings o.O
#4239 [23:56] <pain> let me change something
#4240 [23:56] <Thrae> Yeah it sounds like a firewall or something is getting in the way of pulling the files.
#4241 [23:58] <SlivsGuardian> OMG I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT
#4242 [23:58] <fuogo> me to
#4243 [23:58] <pain> still no luck :I
#4244 [23:58] <fuogo> i ve only got a few things to say: I WASTED $ MONTHS OF MY liFE ON THIS MOFOIN' PIECE A SHIT, FUCK YOU NOTCH!!!!!
#4245 [23:59] <severance> I still blame his firewall.
#4246 [23:59] * unh20050 [unh20050@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4247 [23:59] <severance> but yea, flaming at notch is easier than disabling it, I guess
#4248 [23:59] <SlivsGuardian> I downloaded a new java thing. and some weird javaRa thing.. UGH ! I just wanna play what i payed for D':