#1 [00:00] <Thrae> Flaming at Notch in this channel is useless, as I don't think it's monitored by staff.
#2 [00:00] <pain> ^ lol
#3 [00:00] <SlivsGuardian> i personally think Notch is the coolest.. just saying..
#4 [00:01] <severance> has anyone had any luck running minecraft in a virtualbox ?
#5 [00:01] <SlivsGuardian> idk him. but i reckon hes a cool lad :3
#6 [00:01] <severance> he is, SlivsGuardian
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#8 [00:01] <Thrae> SlivsGuardian: Minecraft owners go over 1 million. If Minecraft really was so broken, this channel would be seriously movin'.
#9 [00:02] <pain> argh
#10 [00:03] <SlivsGuardian> lol true, true.. i cannot get over how you guys have to.. put up with.. people like us xD do you get paid ?
#11 [00:03] <severance> nope
#12 [00:03] <SlivsGuardian> .__. ouch..
#13 [00:04] <Wug> we just get irritated.
#14 [00:04] <Wug> >:D
#15 [00:04] <severance> ;D
#16 [00:04] <SlivsGuardian> lol i respect you guys.. truly
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#18 [00:04] <SlivsGuardian> Hmm i think ill just sell my MC account ! :D im finished with trying..
#19 [00:05] <mib_s89i7w> how come i cant run Minecraft on my netbook?
#20 [00:06] <severance> define 'cant run'
#21 [00:06] <brand> well it didnt work..anymore suggestions
#22 [00:07] <mib_s89i7w> it'll say internet couldnt run the processor, we have closed the tab and reopened it.
#23 [00:08] <severance> I bet you five internets that it doesn't say "internet couldnt run the processor"
#24 [00:08] <mib_s89i7w> whatever
#25 [00:08] <severance> also, try downloaded version
#26 [00:08] <severance> not browser one
#27 [00:09] <mib_s89i7w> i dont wanna have the download.
#28 [00:09] <mib_s89i7w> do i have to?
#29 [00:10] <severance> it's essentially the same thing, juts runs outside the browser.
#30 [00:10] <severance> just*
#31 [00:10] <mib_s89i7w> can i run on the same multi player servers?
#32 [00:10] <severance> yes
#33 [00:10] <mib_s89i7w> k
#34 [00:10] <mib_s89i7w> thank you technical support! :D
#35 [00:11] <severance> we're not technical support :P
#36 [00:11] <severance> except for mollstam, probably
#37 [00:11] <severance> we're minecraft addicts
#38 [00:11] <mib_s89i7w> lol
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#41 [00:14] <maxbearclaw> so for some reason the sound on minecraft isn't working and believe me i have tried everything (and i mean everything) I can think of to fix it but nothing works. please help me!
#42 [00:15] <severance> does it work in other games/software ?
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#44 [00:15] <maxbearclaw> yes
#45 [00:15] <maxbearclaw> but on mc it doesn't and i dont know y
#46 [00:15] <severance> what OS do you use
#47 [00:16] <maxbearclaw> MAC OSX 10.6.7
#48 [00:16] <maxbearclaw> 10.6.8 sry
#49 [00:17] <severance> welp
#50 [00:17] <maxbearclaw> yes...
#51 [00:17] <severance> hope that someone with mac can help you
#52 [00:17] <maxbearclaw> .....oh
#53 [00:17] <severance> I'm on linux :P
#54 [00:17] <severance> so no ida
#55 [00:17] <severance> idea*
#56 [00:18] <maxbearclaw> ok thx though
#57 [00:18] <severance> just stick around and wait
#58 [00:18] <maxbearclaw> k
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#60 [00:20] <Harley> how do i spawn diffirent color wool?
#61 [00:20] <maxbearclaw> just tried it and now it works IDK y though
#62 [00:24] <wilma> which download do i get if i run it with beta for multiplayer and single player?
#63 [00:24] <severance> wilma what OS
#64 [00:25] <wilma> what?
#65 [00:25] <severance> operating system
#66 [00:25] <wilma> idk. o3o
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#68 [00:25] <severance> try http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#69 [00:25] <wilma> k
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#71 [00:28] <Harley> how do i spawn diffirent color wool?
#72 [00:29] <severance> iirc damage value
#73 [00:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah.
#74 [00:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Wool#Data_Values_for_Colored_Wool
#75 [00:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> minecraft wiki is your friend :P
#76 [00:32] <Harley> yeah how do i spawn it on multiplayer with /i
#77 [00:32] * |Kiikun|Janus| shrugs as he just uses TMI
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#81 [00:43] <guest-0-24847> hey, i need some help for just a moment
#82 [00:44] <guest-0-24847> anybody out there active?
#83 [00:44] <guest-0-24847> 'ello?
#84 [00:44] <guest-0-24847> anybody?
#85 [00:45] <guest-0-24847> i need some help regarding a world and a friend.
#86 [00:46] <Thrae> We can't help unless you be more specific.
#87 [00:46] <guest-0-24847> well, i'm just seeing if anyone is active
#88 [00:46] <guest-0-24847> what i need help with:
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#90 [00:47] <guest-0-24847> i have a world that i'm working on
#91 [00:47] <guest-0-24847> and i have a friend that i'd like to have help me out
#92 [00:47] <guest-0-24847> we can connect, but we can't do anything
#93 [00:47] <guest-0-24847> how can i just get him into my world?
#94 [00:47] <guest-0-24847> to help me build?
#95 [00:48] <meoi> I need help with permissions. I added multiworld and it made everything reset. If you need to see something that is happening I have the ip and the .yml
#96 [00:49] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server#Insert_a_world
#97 [00:50] <guest-0-24847> hey thrae, will it save the world when we leave?
#98 [00:50] <meoi> yes
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#125 [00:51] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: Yeah. if you want to be sure, send the server the save-all command.
#126 [00:51] <guest-0-24847> okay, so i'm just having trouble how to understand how to do this. i actually bought the game today
#127 [00:51] <Thrae> That wiki has all about setting up a server.
#128 [00:52] <guest-0-24847> i've got one set up through hamachi right now, him and i are running around, but nothing can be built
#129 [00:52] <meoi> anyone here know anything about permissions?
#130 [00:55] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: Here's a quick hack -- stop the server, add both of your usernames to the ops.txt, then start the server again. You should be able to build/destroy.
#131 [00:55] <guest-0-24847> ops.txt?
#132 [00:55] <guest-0-24847> (i'm running mac, i don't know if it makes a difference)
#133 [00:56] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: Should be the same file. The server should have created it wherever you ran it
#134 [00:57] <guest-0-24847> any idea where i might find it to edit it?
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#136 [01:00] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: Sound be created in the same directory you ran the server.
#137 [01:00] <guest-0-24847> i found it, it's not
#138 [01:00] <guest-0-24847> i tried it, and i still can't do that.
#139 [01:01] <meoi> is there any other chat I can go to to get help
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#143 [01:07] <guest-0-24847> okay, so i deleted my server files, and now it won't let me back into it
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#145 [01:11] <guest-0-24847> okay, so how do i delete a server and start over?
#146 [01:14] <Thrae> guest-0-24847: Follow the wiki page and reinstall the server.
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#149 [01:15] <huskyman825> can anyone help me
#150 [01:15] <huskyman825> anyone there
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#152 [01:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mlorg
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#158 [01:27] <squiggy> so im sure u hear this 1 all the time but i just bought a hp pavillion dv7 and it says my comp is uncompatable because of opengl
#159 [01:27] <squiggy> what can i do
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#161 [01:32] <Thrae> squiggy: Sounds like your computer's video card doesn't support the version of OpenGL required by Minecraft. Get the latest drivers for your video card/chipset.
#162 [01:35] <squiggy> downloading a 79mb update now lol but the funny thing is i just bought the comp yesterday and with 1gb of dedicated gddr or w/e the ram for video is u would think i wouldnt have any problems xD
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#164 [01:42] <Thrae> squiggy: Probably just a driver problem.
#165 [01:42] <Makoozo> Hello, I am looking fordward to getting minecraft but im not sure if it will be able to run on my laptop
#166 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> ??> Makoozo demo
#167 [01:42] <VoxelHead> Makoozo: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#168 [01:42] <VoxelHead> Makoozo: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#169 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> If you can run that, you can run minecraft beta proper
#170 [01:44] <Makoozo> alright thannk you, cuz i have a HP Pavilion DV2660se laptop and i had been looking for the specs
#171 [01:44] * |Kiikun|Janus| wants to try something.
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#172 [01:46] <Makoozo> does minecraft cost $15.00?
#173 [01:46] <Fronea> think it's closer to 20
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#175 [01:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mak: not 15 usd. its 22.
#176 [01:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mak: make an account and it will switch to your local currency
#177 [01:47] <Makoozo> will ill be able to run minecraft offline?
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#180 [01:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mak: once youve logged in as premium and downloaded the game files, yes
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#182 [01:49] * |Kiikun|Janus| trys again
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#183 [01:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;_;
#184 [01:50] <makoozo> Doesn't minecraft cost $15.00 US dollars?
#185 [01:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no it doesnt.
#186 [01:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> please note the currency character
#187 [01:50] <makoozo> $20?
#188 [01:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> little over 20. something like 21.90.
#189 [01:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> like i said, create an account and log in and it will show it proper in whatever your local curency is
#190 [01:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> um...
#191 [01:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !isdown
#192 [01:52] <GreyBot> |Kiikun|Janus|: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#193 [01:53] <makoozo> can minecraft run on the HP Pavilion DV2660se laptop?
#194 [01:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mak: its 14.95 euros.... and grey already answered that.
#195 [01:54] <severance> ??> makoozo requirements
#196 [01:54] <VoxelHead> makoozo: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#197 [01:54] <Exdero> 14.95 Euros 21.95 USD
#198 [01:55] <makoozo> what are the things needed for minecraft to run on a laptop?
#199 [01:55] <severance> read ^
#200 [01:55] <Exdero> 13.25 British Pound Sterling.
#201 [01:55] <severance> and gone
#202 [01:55] <severance> sigh
#203 [01:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> again.
#204 [01:55] <Exdero> I can go on, if anyone needs to know other currencies :D
#205 [01:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> because he probably browsed away
#206 [01:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: yen!
#207 [01:56] <severance> yes plz Exdero
#208 [01:56] <severance> russian ruble
#209 [01:56] <severance> and japanese yen
#210 [01:56] <Exdero> 1660.72 Yen
#211 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> Exdero - Currency in mudkiips, please
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#213 [01:56] <Exdero> 624.09 Rubles
#214 [01:56] <severance> thxx
#215 [01:56] <Exdero> 1 Mudkiipz..
#216 [01:56] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#217 [01:57] <Exdero> Cause Mudkiipz=worth more than emeralds!
#218 [01:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Exdero: how much redstone does it cost? :D
#219 [01:57] <genshou> mud!
#220 [01:57] <Exdero> Hmm
#221 [01:57] <Exdero> Redstone?
#222 [01:57] <Exdero> Rarity being?
#223 [01:57] <severance> now this is an interesting currency http://bitcoinwatch.com/
#224 [01:57] <severance> if theres any
#225 [01:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ew.. bitcoin
#226 [01:58] <Makoozo> what does a laptop need in order to run minecraft?
#227 [01:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??>> Makoozo requirements
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#229 [01:58] <severance> 1 less >
#230 [01:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> now stop asking or im gonna pebcak you
#231 [01:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no sev :P that sends it directly
#232 [01:58] <severance> oh nice
#233 [02:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mook: btw, you apparently didnt look all that hard for your comp specs since i found the generics in 3 seconds
#234 [02:00] <Exdero> 2.461 Bitcoin
#235 [02:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: and in buttcoin?
#236 [02:01] <Exdero> We don't accept buttcoin :3
#237 [02:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> pbbbt
#238 [02:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bitcoin is worthless
#239 [02:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> atleast as far as ive understood it
#240 [02:01] <severance> it's ~9$ each
#241 [02:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> considering it isnt backed by anything
#242 [02:02] <severance> it's not like usd is backed by anything anymore either
#243 [02:02] <Exdero> 78,000,000 USD = 8,802,000 Bitcoin
#244 [02:02] <severance> and yet it floats
#245 [02:02] <Exdero> That's pathetic xD
#246 [02:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sev: when did fort knox get emptied?
#247 [02:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> were in debt up to our eyeballs to cina, yes... but we still have the gold
#248 [02:03] <Exdero> FFS. 78,000,000 CAD is worth 8,936,000
#249 [02:03] <severance> around the time the debt became >$10kkkk
#250 [02:03] <Exdero> You mean like
#251 [02:03] <Exdero> The 60s?
#252 [02:03] <Exdero> Or something?
#253 [02:03] <Exdero> Around that time? o.o
#254 [02:04] <severance> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/USDebt.png
#255 [02:04] <severance> I'd say around 2008
#256 [02:04] <Exdero> 286,330,760,848.37 was the US National debt in 1960
#257 [02:05] <Exdero> 5,656,270,901,615.43
#258 [02:05] <Exdero> Five Trillion + ...
#259 [02:05] <Exdero> I'm going to be bankrupt at 16 -_-
#260 [02:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex no, just poor like everyone else
#261 [02:06] <severance> In any case I'm looking forward to whatever comes out of bitcoin
#262 [02:06] <Exdero> Eating mice my lazy ass drags my arms to kill..
#263 [02:06] <severance> it's going to be exciting
#264 [02:06] <Exdero> BitCoin isn't anything o.o
#265 [02:07] <severance> wrong
#266 [02:07] <Exdero> Heck. No currency has actual value
#267 [02:07] <Exdero> It's a god damn I.O.U. (I.O.Y.*) Note..
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#269 [02:10] <mib_g6ubzv> hey i need help
#270 [02:11] <severance> Error: not descriptive enough; try again
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#272 [02:12] <mib_g6ubzv> i have bought minecraft through a friend but whenever i try to update or play the game it just freezes
#273 [02:13] <mib_g6ubzv> when it needs to update it just loades the first file up to 8% and then stops
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#275 [02:13] <Exdero> ??> mib_g6ubzv win/dxdiag
#276 [02:13] <VoxelHead> mib_g6ubzv: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#277 [02:13] <VoxelHead> mib_g6ubzv: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#278 [02:14] <Wug> kealper, are you there
#279 [02:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi wug :P
#280 [02:14] <Wug> someone with web space
#281 [02:14] <Exdero> Wug: Do you think my teachers would be pissed if I wrote a report in binary? :3
#282 [02:14] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: do you have a website
#283 [02:14] <Wug> Exdero: I would
#284 [02:14] <Wug> unless you gave it to me as a file
#285 [02:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: just shut my server off in prep for irene.
#286 [02:14] <Exdero> Wug: Why?
#287 [02:15] <Wug> |kiikun| fuu I'm about to do the same thing
#288 [02:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: also its just a compaq not 5 feet from me :P
#289 [02:15] <Wug> a bunch of factoids are going to have broken links
#290 [02:15] * |Kiikun|Janus| HAS webspace... but doesnt remember the pass to mgnet
#290 [02:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok, no batch or ! :P
#291 [02:16] <Wug> or javainfo
#292 [02:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ah, yes
#293 [02:16] <Wug> we need to make mirrors of that stuff
#294 [02:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug, where are you exactly?
#295 [02:16] <Thrae> I have webspace, but I'm also in the path of Hurricane Irene.
#296 [02:16] <Wug> /reinst/bat gets used a lot
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#298 [02:16] <Thrae> I just have a ton of surge and voltage protection as well as backups.
#299 [02:16] <Wug> ~Wug@c-75-68-120-149.hsd1.vt.comcast.net <--- guess where I live
#300 [02:17] * Exdero attempts to piss Wug off. Here...decode this: 0101011101110101011001110010000001100001011011100110010000100000010001110111001001100101011110010101011001110101011011000111000001101001011011100110010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000110001101101111011011010111000001110101011101000110010101110010001000000111011101101001011110100110000101110010011001000111001100101110001011100110101001110101011100110111010000100
#300 [02:17] * Wug kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Exdero)
#301 [02:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ah, vermont.
#302 [02:17] * |Kiikun|Janus| is in ct
#302 [02:17] <Wug> nope :)
#303 [02:17] * Exdero [Exdero@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#304 [02:17] <Exdero> Hey! It worked :P
#305 [02:17] <Wug> but close enough that my host says im in vermont
#306 [02:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hampenshire!
#307 [02:18] <Wug> mabby :3
#308 [02:18] * |Kiikun|Janus| shrugs
#308 [02:18] <Wug> anyway
#309 [02:18] <Wug> if you want to back up anything
#310 [02:18] <Wug> http://192.168.1.123/minecraft/fix/
#311 [02:18] <Wug> ... fuu
#312 [02:18] <Wug> http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/
#313 [02:19] <Wug> thats where all of the fix scripts and experimental minecraft stuff I've written is
#314 [02:19] <Fronea> i got'cher IP!
#315 [02:19] <Wug> Fronea: this is irc
#316 [02:19] <Fronea> lol
#317 [02:19] <Fronea> it was a joke about your local ip :p
#318 [02:20] <Wug> yours is ... oh
#319 [02:20] <Wug> lolderp
#320 [02:20] <Fronea> sorry
#321 [02:20] <Exdero> Fronea: Are you an idiot? That's a local IPv4.
#322 [02:20] <Fronea> wow
#323 [02:20] <Wug> my ip is 127.0.0.1 fire away
#324 [02:20] * Wug kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: >joke)
#325 [02:20] <Fronea> oty
#326 [02:20] <severance> lol
#327 [02:20] <Fronea> :D
#328 [02:20] * Exdero [Exdero@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#329 [02:20] <Wug> you mustve missed that
#330 [02:20] <Exdero> Hooray! Another one? You must love me :3
#331 [02:20] <Fronea> don't be mean :p
#332 [02:20] * Wug kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <3)
#333 [02:21] <Fronea> lol
#334 [02:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl
#335 [02:21] * Exdero [Exdero@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#336 [02:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> heart of doom
#337 [02:21] <Exdero> >.<
#338 [02:21] <severance> trollops ftw
#339 [02:21] * |Kiikun|Janus| on laptop, so may be on longer than desktop
#339 [02:21] <Wug> did I mention I have discovered a channel takover exploit for esper
#340 [02:21] <severance> you just did
#341 [02:22] <Wug> I cant do it without wugbot because it requires speed and precision
#342 [02:22] <Exdero> You took over this channel. With your malicious !kick habbits..
#343 [02:22] <Wug> I can gain ops on restricted channels as long as they're empty
#344 [02:22] <severance> go take over tf2
#345 [02:22] <severance> and lets talk about minecraft there 24/7
#346 [02:22] <Wug> normally chanserv will deop you
#347 [02:22] <Wug> but if you op someone else before chanserv does so they stay opp'd
#348 [02:22] <Wug> I took back #omegle :3
#349 [02:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> TF2 becomes The Forge 2
#350 [02:23] <Exdero> #omegle? o.o
#351 [02:23] <Wug> #omegle ... has been taken over like 10 times
#352 [02:23] <Wug> it is currently situated in #omegle#
#353 [02:23] <severance> why would omegle need an irc channel
#354 [02:23] <Exdero> -has no idea what #omegle is-
#355 [02:23] <Wug> #omegle has been closed for months because it was taken over
#356 [02:23] * |Kiikun|Janus| is in the boat with ex
#356 [02:23] <severance> doesnt that defeat the whole point
#357 [02:24] <severance> lol
#358 [02:24] <Wug> I re-took-it-over and now it forwards to the current channel
#359 [02:24] * entityfire [entityfire@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#360 [02:24] <entityfire> i have a question
#361 [02:24] <Fronea> shoot
#362 [02:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> good! questions are good!
#363 [02:24] * Exdero guesses that's why you came here.
#363 [02:24] <Wug> ^ noop
#364 [02:24] <entityfire> i really want minecraft
#365 [02:24] <Wug> couldnt be
#366 [02:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> questions show you can reason :D
#367 [02:24] <Wug> entityfire: buy it
#368 [02:25] <entityfire> but i try and play singleplayer and its just a black screen
#369 [02:25] <Wug> or play classic, which is free
#370 [02:25] <entityfire> i reinstalled java sevral times
#371 [02:25] <Wug> entityfire: has it ever worked before
#372 [02:25] <entityfire> still blackscreen
#373 [02:25] <entityfire> yeah
#374 [02:25] <Wug> have you ever pirated it
#375 [02:25] <entityfire> no
#376 [02:25] <Wug> it didnt work until you bought it, then stop
#377 [02:25] <Wug> ?
#378 [02:25] <entityfire> i didnt buy it yet
#379 [02:26] <Wug> is this classic you're talking about or beta
#380 [02:26] * |Kiikun|Janus| sees giant gabing hole in logic there
#380 [02:26] <Exdero> entityfire: any !@#$%^&* characters in your Windows Username? -Throwing random possible errors out like a n00b-
#381 [02:26] <Wug> shush everyone
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#383 [02:26] <entityfire> no
#384 [02:26] <Wug> and if he pirated it, dont help him
#385 [02:26] <Wug> are you talking about classic or beta
#386 [02:26] <entityfire> classic
#387 [02:27] <Wug> you're sure?
#388 [02:27] <entityfire> yeah, i tried classic like 5 min ago and its black
#389 [02:27] <Wug> ... have you tried beta recently?
#390 [02:27] <Wug> you sure sound like a pirate
#391 [02:27] <severance> :>
#392 [02:28] <Wug> do you play from a browser or from a downloaded client
#393 [02:28] <entityfire> tbh, i downloaded it to try it, for a bit, then i stoped to buy it, but befor i was going to buy it it stoped working, and yes i do sound like a pirate, so im ok if i dont get help.
#394 [02:28] * Exdero didn't know Classic could blackscreen..but he doesn't know anything about Classic.
#394 [02:28] <Wug> classic does blackscreen
#395 [02:28] <Wug> so you did pirate it
#396 [02:28] <entityfire> yeah..
#397 [02:28] <Wug> ??> entityfire demo
#398 [02:28] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#399 [02:28] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#400 [02:28] <Wug> try that
#401 [02:29] * mib_wv8nie [mib_wv8nie@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#402 [02:29] <Wug> non-pirated versions much better
#403 [02:29] <Wug> it probably just broke because for no reason
#404 [02:29] <Exdero> If you don't pirate, you get hugs :3
#405 [02:29] <entityfire> ill try it and see if it works
#406 [02:29] * Wug weeds out another pirate
#406 [02:29] <iamfoot97> hey guys i have jst downloaded minecraft to my laptop andtried to run it so it said i needed java so i downloaed it but evey time i try to load a world it cuts out
#407 [02:29] * |Kiikun|Janus| gets no hugs ;.;
#407 [02:29] <Wug> its like I can smell them or something
#408 [02:29] <severance> iamfoot97 not enough RAM
#409 [02:29] <severance> apparently
#410 [02:30] <severance> what are your laptop specs
#411 [02:30] * Exdero experiences the same lack of hugs.
#411 [02:30] <mib_wv8nie> the game keeps crashing because of a dodgy texture pack, how do i fix it?
#412 [02:30] <Wug> mib_wv8nie: delete it
#413 [02:30] <entityfire> i think its my computer or something, cause all i see is white screen now
#414 [02:30] * rymate1234 [rymate1234@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#415 [02:30] <iamfoot97> um 160 gb hard drive
#416 [02:30] <mib_wv8nie> delete what?
#417 [02:30] <Wug> ??> entityfire win/reinst/bat
#418 [02:30] <Exdero> iamfoot97: That's not RAM
#419 [02:30] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#420 [02:30] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#421 [02:30] <Wug> you guys are going to be boned without that script :P
#422 [02:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: you smell them because the pirates coming here for help have explosive levels of stupid.
#423 [02:31] <Wug> meh, this one was better than most
#424 [02:31] <iamfoot97> um i am not to sure i will find out
#425 [02:31] <severance> -_-
#426 [02:31] <severance> not only pirates.
#427 [02:31] <severance> case in point.
#428 [02:31] <entityfire> the bat did not work
#429 [02:31] <Wug> mib_wv8nie: delete the texture pack
#430 [02:31] * Exdero giggles.
#430 [02:31] <entityfire> ill reinstall and try again
#431 [02:31] <mib_wv8nie> how
#432 [02:31] <Wug> from this folder: %appdata%\.minecraft\texturepacks
#433 [02:31] <Exdero> ??> iamfoot97 win/dxdiag
#434 [02:31] <VoxelHead> iamfoot97: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#435 [02:31] <VoxelHead> iamfoot97: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#436 [02:31] <Wug> Exdero: I bet its his graphics
#437 [02:31] <Exdero> It probably is
#438 [02:32] * Wug rapes intel's SW development division
#438 [02:32] <Wug> with a stick
#439 [02:32] <Exdero> Wug: There have been a lot of old computers in here today..
#440 [02:32] <Thrae> Wug: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/
#441 [02:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aw.. a stick? on a tricked out chainsaw?
#442 [02:32] <mib_wv8nie> how do i delete?
#443 [02:32] * Exdero thinks Kiikun's idea of a stick sounds much better.
#443 [02:32] <Wug> Exdero: plenty of brand new computers have integrated intel graphics because their owners dont read anything when they buy it
#444 [02:32] <Thrae> mib_wv8nie: You've never deleted a file or folder?
#445 [02:33] <entityfire> this is what i see
#446 [02:33] <entityfire> "Now uninstalling Minecraft..." The system cannot find the file specified. The system cannot find the file specified. 'delete' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. "Minecraft uninstall complete. You can now start Minecraft." "If you still have any issues, please come back to #minecrafthelp." "Thanks!" "Press En
#447 [02:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_wv8nie win/texture/bat
#448 [02:33] <VoxelHead> mib_wv8nie: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#449 [02:33] <mib_wv8nie> yeah but not a tex pack
#450 [02:33] <VoxelHead> mib_wv8nie: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#451 [02:33] <Wug> goddamnit, its not delete either
#452 [02:33] <Wug> wtf
#453 [02:33] <Wug> entityfire: try running again
#454 [02:33] <entityfire> i downloaded demo twice
#455 [02:33] <entityfire> none of them got deleted
#456 [02:34] <Wug> run them again
#457 [02:34] <Wug> we know things about how minecraft works that you dont
#458 [02:34] <entityfire> hmm let me try something
#459 [02:34] <Wug> not to sound full of myself but that maybe deserves a factoid
#460 [02:34] * |Kiikun|Janus| wonders if a proper windows link would be good for a win/.minecraft/lnk
#460 [02:35] <Thrae> Well, arguably, not a ton of games use OpenGL. Intel Graphics isn't bad for casual gamers. Minecraft is coded a little oddly, with retro-looking 3D graphics that uses a modern OpenGL library.
#461 [02:35] <Wug> still
#462 [02:35] <entityfire> where should i install my minecraft folder to?
#463 [02:35] <Wug> its no fair that intels opengl support sucks so much
#464 [02:35] <Thrae> Yeah, I blame the long-standing Microsoft-Intel partnership.
#465 [02:35] <Wug> entityfire: umm its asking? idk, put it on your desktop or something
#466 [02:35] * huddler [huddler@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#467 [02:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> intel is just sucking off microsofts teet :P
#468 [02:35] <Exdero> It's not fair that intel sucks in general. (Just preference)
#469 [02:35] <entityfire> *minecraft demo
#470 [02:36] <Wug> intels processors are not beatable
#471 [02:36] <huddler> how do i delete tex packs?
#472 [02:36] <Wug> entityfire: desktop
#473 [02:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> agreed.
#474 [02:36] <severance> intel's processors are boss
#475 [02:36] * |Kiikun|Janus| 's desktop is still going strong where the amd esploded
#475 [02:36] <Exdero> (Using AMD) o.o
#476 [02:36] * Wug thinks about 16 core 3.4GHz sandy bridge server processor HHNNNNGGGG
#476 [02:36] <Thrae> For desktop, Intel processors are comparable to AMD. For mobile, less so. For servers, it depends on what extensions you need.
#477 [02:37] * Exdero had a desktop with Intel Pentium Duo which in a literal sense, exploded.
#477 [02:37] <Wug> huddler: go to the following folder and delete the offending pack: %appdata%\.minecraft\texturepacks
#478 [02:37] <entityfire> ok wug i installed it on my desktop and still white screen
#479 [02:37] <Wug> lol pentium duo
#480 [02:37] <huddler> my game keeps crashing because of a dodgy texture pack, how do i get rid of it
#481 [02:37] <Wug> huddler: go to the following folder and delete the offending pack: %appdata%\.minecraft\texturepacks
#482 [02:37] <Wug> read the pretty colored text
#483 [02:38] <severance> pentium chips were nice and warm
#484 [02:38] <Wug> ^
#485 [02:38] <Wug> mucho toasto
#486 [02:38] <Thrae> AMD servers have had more cores than Intel for a while. Intel still has to catch up. Of course, cores aren't everything.
#487 [02:38] <Exdero> Wug: I don't know >.> It was a few years ago
#488 [02:38] <Exdero> It was either Pentium Dualcore or Intel Core Duo o.o
#489 [02:38] <Wug> Thrae: intel's per core performance is significantly better in a lot of cases
#490 [02:39] <Eddie> Cores are the future!
#491 [02:39] <severance> no.
#492 [02:39] <Eddie> The brain is the ultimate multi-core processor
#493 [02:39] <Thrae> Wug: With Core i that usually depends on how HT is utilized (if it is)
#494 [02:39] <Wug> thats why a first gen i5 is only slightly less powerful than a 1060T
#495 [02:39] <Wug> i5's don't have HT
#496 [02:39] <severance> it really depends on what kinda software you run
#497 [02:39] <Exdero> Eddie: When you figure out how to utilize it's maximum potential, let me know.
#498 [02:39] <entityfire> wug , after using the bat u gave me, still says the "Now uninstalling Minecraft..." The system cannot find the file specified. The system cannot find the file specified. 'delete' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. "Minecraft uninstall complete. You can now start Minecraft." "If you still have any issues, plea
#499 [02:40] <Wug> entityfire: thats because minecraft is gone
#500 [02:40] <Wug> all it does is delete the game files minecraft requires
#501 [02:40] <entityfire> so when it says that it did it sjob?
#502 [02:40] <Wug> trying to delete them again after they're not there results in 'the system cannot find the file specified'
#503 [02:40] <Wug> yeah, its done
#504 [02:41] * iamfoo97 [iamfoo97@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#505 [02:41] <Wug> ??> entityfire hosts
#506 [02:41] <Wug> ??> entityfire win/hosts
#507 [02:41] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#508 [02:41] <VoxelHead> entityfire: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#509 [02:41] <Thrae> Eddie: If you try to a direct comparison, the largest brain waves run up to 100Hz...not easy to do a direct comparison
#510 [02:41] <Wug> ??< mac/hosts
#511 [02:41] <Wug> guys, whats the mac hosts file called
#512 [02:41] <Eddie> But it does massive parallel processing
#513 [02:42] <Wug> looks like its /private/etc/hosts
#514 [02:42] <Thrae> Wug: http://support.apple.com/kb/TA27291
#515 [02:42] <entityfire> i see imhosts not hosts
#516 [02:42] <iamfoo97> hello i downloaded mincraft and every time i try to load a world it crashes and puts a java error on my destop
#517 [02:42] <Thrae> iamfoo97: What's the error?
#518 [02:43] <iamfoo97> should i copy and paste it in here
#519 [02:43] <Thrae> If it's more than one line use http://www.pastebin.com
#520 [02:44] <Wug> ??+ mac/hosts|You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:;;From the finder toolbar, search for the following item: "/private/etc/hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#521 [02:44] <Wug> ??< mac/hosts
#522 [02:44] <entityfire> wug i dont see a hosts file. all i see is networks, protocol, services and imhosts.sam
#523 [02:45] <Wug> entityfire: hmm well
#524 [02:45] <Wug> idk then
#525 [02:45] * Exdero loves Titin.
#525 [02:45] <Wug> moral of the story: dont pirate things, because it breaks them
#526 [02:45] <Wug> pirating games that are loaded full of drm is one thing, because the drm makes them unusable
#527 [02:45] <Wug> minecraft has no such embedded crap
#528 [02:45] <Wug> buy the game, then come back and we'll help you fix it
#529 [02:45] <Thrae> Diablo 3 is going to be online-only, fun fun
#530 [02:45] * Exdero pirates stuff..he just doesn't buy them afterwards.
#530 [02:46] <Exdero> Thrae: Great... -_-
#531 [02:46] <Wug> or seek out the help of an irl computer-savvy person
#532 [02:46] <iamfoo97> ok i have posted the error on theree
#533 [02:46] <entityfire> k. thanks for trying to help
#534 [02:46] <Exdero> iamfoo97: URL pl0x
#535 [02:46] <Thrae> iamfoo97: There's thousands of people using that every second, we need a link to YOUR post
#536 [02:47] * Exdero points at Thrae and says, "What he said!"
#536 [02:47] <iamfoo97> http://pastebin.com/QaRY3273
#537 [02:48] * Eddie [Eddie@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#538 [02:48] * Exdero sees the word daemon and looks at his Daemon Tools shortcut.
#538 [02:49] <Wug> AAUGUHHH A CENTIPEDE
#539 [02:49] <Wug> I HATE THOSE
#540 [02:49] * Wug UBER DESTROY
#540 [02:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;; better than a turtle
#541 [02:49] <Thrae> iamfoo97: Looks like a video card driver problem. http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/solutions_to_common_minecraft_problems explains it in more detail.
#542 [02:49] <Fronea> i recently found out what a 'house centipede' was
#543 [02:49] <Thrae> iamfoo97: Long story short, update your video card drivers.
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#545 [02:50] <iamfoot97> sorry it dissconncted me
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#547 [02:50] <Thrae> For everyone's information, the key to the ACCESS_VIOLATION error message is usually the first DLL it lists, in this case being a SiS Video Card driver
#548 [02:50] <Thrae> iamfoot97: Looks like a video card driver problem. http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/solutions_to_common_minecraft_problems explains it in more detail.
#549 [02:51] <Thrae> iamfoot97: Long story short, update your video card drivers.
#550 [02:51] <iamfoot97> ok thank you
#551 [02:51] <Thrae> SiS is a crappy video chipset...surprised it even tries to run
#552 [02:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> holy bloody... sis still exists?
#553 [02:52] <severance> lol
#554 [02:52] * |Kiikun|Janus| thought they died along with S3
#554 [02:52] <Wug> |kiikun| I have one :3
#555 [02:52] <Wug> its in an ancient old box lol
#556 [02:52] * Elite_Sniper [Elite_Sniper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#557 [02:52] <Elite_Sniper> hello
#558 [02:52] <Wug> LOL maybe I'll start that box up during the storm
#559 [02:52] <Thrae> iamfoot97: You might end up without a solution for SiS video chipsets, I'd try both your manufacturer's page and SiS's website
#560 [02:52] <Wug> since I dont really care if it gets fried
#561 [02:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah.. i have an s3 savage4 extreme sitting in mah closet
#562 [02:53] <Thrae> Yeah well I have a SiS PCI video card, but I never used it for gaming :D
#563 [02:53] <Thrae> I feel weird seeing all these people trying to get Minecraft to run on weird / integrated video chipsets and I have 3 PCI-Express cards in my desktop.
#564 [02:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: that just means youre a serious gamer
#565 [02:54] <Wug> ??+ linux/hosts|You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:;;From the filesystem, navigate to the following file: "/etc/hosts". Open that file in your editor of choice, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#566 [02:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: and that also means theyre underestimating minecraft as a game and think its something liek peggle or zuma
#567 [02:54] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: They're not SLI/Crossfire, they're just 1 powerful Nvidia card + 2 cheapo Nvidia cards for multiple monitors
#568 [02:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: ok.. your a serious comp geek :3
#569 [02:55] <Thrae> But even my cheapo cards can run Minecraft without slowdown. Hell, I can almost run it just on my Core i7 920 using OpenGL software rendering...
#570 [02:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ooohh! i can tri-monitor my desktop now! *just realized*
#571 [02:55] <Exdero> You make it sound like SiS is as old as Simon o.o
#572 [02:55] * Elite_Sniper_ [Elite_Sniper_@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#573 [02:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Exdero: no. XTree Gold is as old as simon
#574 [02:56] * |Kiikun|Janus| dares someone to google that.
#574 [02:56] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: Yeah, I have 4 monitors. Used to have up to 6 at one point, but two broke. I have PuTTY windows and stuff on the others ;)
#575 [02:56] <Exdero> Note: Simon was the first PC..
#576 [02:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. thought you ment the game :P
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#579 [02:57] <Exdero> >.> No
#580 [02:57] <Wug> ??+ hosts In circumstances usually relating to piracy, the operating system's hosts file may need to be inspected to ensure that the system can connect to minecraft's login servers.;;For operating system specific information regarding this, see one of the following factoids - Windows: win/hosts - Mac: mac/hosts - Linux: linux/hosts
#581 [02:57] <Wug> ??+ hosts|In circumstances usually relating to piracy, the operating system's hosts file may need to be inspected to ensure that the system can connect to minecraft's login servers.;;For operating system specific information regarding this, see one of the following factoids - Windows: win/hosts - Mac: mac/hosts - Linux: linux/hosts
#582 [02:57] <Exdero> Simon ?developed? by Berkeley Enterprises
#583 [02:57] <Wug> dont mind me, spamming away here
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#585 [02:58] <Wug> ??~ mac/hosts|You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:;;From the finder toolbar, search for the following item: "/private/etc/hosts". Open that file in the text editor, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#586 [02:58] <Exdero> ??< win/hosts
#587 [02:58] <Elite_Sniper> Why did my firewall block Minecraft D:
#588 [02:58] <Exdero> Hurrah!
#589 [02:58] <Exdero> Vox has it :3
#590 [02:58] <severance> Elite_Sniper because thats what firewalls do
#591 [02:58] <Elite_Sniper> How can I fix it?
#592 [02:58] <Wug> turn it off
#593 [02:58] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: Because your firewall is a meanie
#594 [02:58] <Wug> minecraft isnt a virus
#595 [02:59] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: Tell it to go to bed :3
#596 [02:59] <Elite_Sniper> Is there any other alternative
#597 [02:59] <Wug> you could also add an exception to the firewalls rules
#598 [02:59] <Wug> how exactly to do this depends on the firewall you have
#599 [02:59] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: You could tell it to lay off Mister Minecraft, but only if it likes you.
#600 [02:59] <Elite_Sniper> ever since i updated McAfee, it blocked connections on Minecraft
#601 [02:59] <Wug> try googling for "<name of firewall> add exception"
#602 [02:59] <Wug> so "mcafee add firewall exception
#603 [03:00] <Elite_Sniper> I tried to add an exception but it did nothing
#604 [03:00] <Wug> then you didnt do it right
#605 [03:00] <Elite_Sniper> Hmm ok I will look
#606 [03:00] * |Kiikun|Janus| wonders if anyone has tried running Minecraft on the Jaguar at ORNL...
#606 [03:00] <Wug> if it had been done correctly, it would have worked
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#608 [03:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Elite_Sniper: add java too
#609 [03:00] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: Type in the magic box on the internetz McAfee add firewall exception :#
#610 [03:00] <Elite_Sniper> and whats with this Don't use java 1.7 on MC bussiness
#611 [03:00] <Exdero> :3*
#612 [03:00] <Wug> Elite_Sniper: lots of people have issues with it
#613 [03:01] <Wug> if it works for you thats great, you'll be the second person in 5 days
#614 [03:01] <Wug> as opposed to the 100 who it didnt work for
#615 [03:01] <Elite_Sniper> :D!
#616 [03:01] <Exdero> Wug: Is 1.7 refering to 1 Update 7, or 7?
#617 [03:01] * Wug kicks Exdero again
#617 [03:01] <Wug> yes, it means java version 1.
#618 [03:01] <Wug> (which came out in 1996)
#619 [03:01] <Exdero> Hey now! I didn't know ;-;
#620 [03:02] <Wug> so its almost as old as my sister
#621 [03:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#622 [03:02] <Wug> THERE ARE PEOPLE PLAYING MINECRAFT RIGHT NOW THAT JAVA IS OLDER THAN
#623 [03:02] <Exdero> You're sister is too young for me..sorry, brah.
#624 [03:02] * Wug kicks exdero again (</3)
#624 [03:03] * Exdero is heartbroken DL
#624 [03:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Exdero: masochist?
#625 [03:03] <Exdero> D:*
#626 [03:03] <Wug> anyway
#627 [03:03] <Wug> ??+ wug/mirror|http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/fix/
#628 [03:03] <Wug> there you go
#629 [03:03] <Elite_Sniper> So do I add minecraft.exe as the exception?
#630 [03:03] <Wug> if my site is unavailable for some reason
#631 [03:03] <Wug> Elite_Sniper: no, add java and javaw
#632 [03:03] <Thrae> Exdero: blinkenlights.com is wrong. The term "PC" was made up by IBM, so they get credit. Specifically it's defined as a computer with x86 compatibility. If you remove definition of the term and use the words by themselves, then yes, Simon was the first "PC".
#633 [03:04] <Elite_Sniper> Oh.... Ok on it!
#634 [03:04] <Wug> anyway I'm going to bed
#635 [03:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> night wug.
#636 [03:04] <Wug> I have work tommorow from 9 to 6 :P
#637 [03:04] <Exdero> Thrae: Protip - Google is your friend?
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#639 [03:05] <Exdero> Geddaway, Creeper!
#640 [03:05] <creeper> hi guyes
#641 [03:05] * Exdero hides in his obsidian bunker.
#641 [03:05] * |Kiikun|Janus| fires arrows down from on high
#641 [03:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi :P
#642 [03:05] <Thrae> I confirmed myself with Google and Wikipedia beforehand ;)
#643 [03:05] * Exdero activates the lava moat.
#643 [03:06] * |Kiikun|Janus| pours water around Exdero
#643 [03:06] <creeper> omfg, my minecraft always crash
#644 [03:06] <creeper> what can i do
#645 [03:06] <Exdero> Kii! Aim for the..ahhh!!
#646 [03:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> greenmenace: crash how?
#647 [03:06] <creeper> ya
#648 [03:06] <creeper> oh
#649 [03:06] <creeper> sorry
#650 [03:06] <Thrae> creeper: What's the error it gives when it crashes?
#651 [03:06] * Exdero laughs.
#651 [03:06] <creeper> it is a blue screen
#652 [03:07] <Exdero> You use windows?
#653 [03:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;; your computer crashes?
#654 [03:07] <creeper> and it sad, minecraft has crashed, and some 24254366 -_-
#655 [03:07] <Keltinray_> Sounds like a driver problem to me
#656 [03:07] <Thrae> creeper: OK, what's the blue screen reference?
#657 [03:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> as in.. it the nprocedes to start the computer
#658 [03:07] <Exdero> reboot*
#659 [03:07] <creeper> hmm
#660 [03:08] <severance> lol.
#661 [03:08] <creeper> ok, hear now
#662 [03:08] <Thrae> creeper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Windows_XP_Blue_Screen_of_Death_(PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA).svg <-- here, the important parts are "PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA" and "STOP: 0x000000050"
#663 [03:08] <Thrae> So next time it happens, write it down
#664 [03:08] <creeper> i was just getting normaly stuff to survive the first night, and then it all freezz and then the minecrfat small bluescreen
#665 [03:09] <severance> It doesnt sound like bsod
#666 [03:09] <Exdero> Err
#667 [03:09] <Thrae> "Small Blue Screen"?
#668 [03:09] <Exdero> ??> creeper win/dxdiag
#669 [03:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> it sounds like minecraft stops rendering chunks...
#670 [03:09] <VoxelHead> creeper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#671 [03:09] <VoxelHead> creeper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#672 [03:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and.. well.. everything besides void
#673 [03:09] <Thrae> creeper: Do you have a Blue Screen of Death like I linked?
#674 [03:09] <creeper> no
#675 [03:09] <severance> ^_^
#676 [03:10] <Elite_Sniper> well adding java to allowed connections didnt work....
#677 [03:10] <Exdero> Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#678 [03:10] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: Turn off McAfee
#679 [03:10] <Thrae> Sorry, a Blue Screen of Death on Windows is called a "BlueScreen" event in NT 6+
#680 [03:10] <creeper> ahh
#681 [03:10] <Elite_Sniper> But that's unsafe :o
#682 [03:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: most people who know of the BSoD would quickly call it a blue screen..
#683 [03:11] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: I'd suggest removing it, to be honest. McAfee was actually adware for me.
#684 [03:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Elite_Sniper: its for testing
#685 [03:11] <creeper> and i send a support to mojang, do you thing THEY__ can help me
#686 [03:11] <Elite_Sniper> I confirmed McAfee when turned off, it works
#687 [03:11] <Thrae> Elite_Sniper: As someone who works in IT, McAffee sucks. Even Symantec is better, only for large deployment. For catching actual virii, Avira has one of the best engines out there.
#688 [03:12] <Exdero> See?
#689 [03:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> then mcafee is causing the problem
#690 [03:12] <creeper> where is mcafee
#691 [03:12] <creeper> ?
#692 [03:12] <creeper> :P
#693 [03:12] <severance> serious question:
#694 [03:12] <Exdero> Elite_Sniper: And as someone who is a mega nerd, get riddatahtcrap
#695 [03:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> creep: was talkign to Elite_Sniper
#696 [03:12] <severance> why do 99.9% people who use a firewall on a windows PC have no idea how to configure it
#697 [03:13] <Elite_Sniper> What files do I add to allowed connections besides java and javaw
#698 [03:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sev: b ecause its bundled with their security suite they got scared into buying
#699 [03:13] <Exdero> Because the majority of regular windows users don't know how to use a computer as well as we do.
#700 [03:13] <creeper> but do i have mcafee, if i dont downloading
#701 [03:14] <Thrae> severance: Because most people that actually pay for anti-virus/spyware protection get a whole suite when all they really needed was anti-virus/spyware protection.
#702 [03:14] <Exdero> 100% of Mac users don't know anything. Be glad if you don't have to deal with any of them.
#703 [03:14] <Thrae> As they don't realize you can get almost as good for free
#704 [03:15] * |Kiikun|Janus| heard the microsoft AV was fairly good.. if slow
#704 [03:15] <Thrae> Elite_Sniper: java and javaw should be it, just be sure if you have 64-bit Windows you add them both
#705 [03:15] <Exdero> Almost? My avast! free version works twice as well as McAfee did for me.
#706 [03:15] <Thrae> Exdero: Compared to paid versions of the same product
#707 [03:15] * |Kiikun|Janus| yarrrs with Exdero
#707 [03:15] <creeper> do i need mac computer for mcafee ? -.-
#708 [03:16] <Exdero> Thrae: Oh. I think avast! premium is just some internet protection
#709 [03:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> creeper: you were instructed to run a dxdiag
#710 [03:16] <Exdero> Which I can do likely just as well, and more efficiently, with extensions.
#711 [03:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> creeper win/dxdiag
#712 [03:16] <Thrae> Exdero: It adds some additional protection other than the firewall, and you also get newer versions of their detection engine and definitions
#713 [03:16] <VoxelHead> creeper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#714 [03:16] <VoxelHead> creeper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#715 [03:17] <Thrae> Exdero: Honestly it's like a 1-2% difference in virus catching
#716 [03:18] * Exdero hasn't opened avast! or Malwarebytes for a few months. Haven't seen anything out of the ordinary, and I don't have anything on this computer that is even partially important concerning finances and similar stuff.
#716 [03:19] * Exdero just turned an emote into multiple sentences...
#716 [03:19] <creeper> okokok, now i really want help, IT CRASHED NOOWW, is it not something easy i can do for getting it away ? :D
#717 [03:19] <Exdero> ....
#718 [03:19] <Exdero> Run the dxdiag -.-
#719 [03:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> creeper: youve ignored us twice. im no longer inclined to help
#720 [03:19] <creeper> ok
#721 [03:19] <Thrae> creeper: There's almost never an easy answer. It's called troubleshooting.
#722 [03:19] <creeper> sorry
#723 [03:20] <creeper> so many whriting¨
#724 [03:20] <Exdero> Key word there is trouble
#725 [03:20] <creeper> i can read evrything ur whriting
#726 [03:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> creeper: thats why you look for your name at the begining of a line like ive been doing
#727 [03:20] <Exdero> Although I suppose shooting could be the key word, if you were a bad shot..but--I'll shut up..
#728 [03:21] * |Kiikun|Janus| wanders off to laugh at http://xkcd.com/723/
#728 [03:22] * mib_3qzhwk [mib_3qzhwk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#729 [03:23] <Gamma_Gamer54> hello?
#730 [03:23] <Gamma_Gamer54> Um...is anyone there?
#731 [03:24] <Thrae> ...He didn't even wait a minute
#732 [03:26] <Exdero> -_-
#733 [03:26] <Exdero> That's a mib for you..
#734 [03:26] <Exdero> Mib, Mibber, Mibbitarian. All interchangable.
#735 [03:27] <rymate1234> Exdero, :P
#736 [03:27] <rymate1234> Should reply faster :P
#737 [03:27] <Exdero> There are probably more, but I don't have time to look them up.
#738 [03:27] <rymate1234> :o
#739 [03:27] * Exdero was looking at something.
#739 [03:28] * mib_c24096 [mib_c24096@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#740 [03:29] <mib_c24096> Hai
#741 [03:29] <username> hai
#742 [03:29] <username> anyone here?
#743 [03:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ry: were not salavating donkeys awaiting people to join so we can ravage them with our urge to help. we get distraced
#744 [03:29] <rymate1234> |Kiikun|Janus|, I know lol
#745 [03:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi personwithanextremelyunoriginalname
#746 [03:30] <username> I loaded up minecraft and got black screen
#747 [03:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> installed any mods?
#748 [03:30] <username> mods?
#749 [03:30] <peru_> modifications
#750 [03:31] <username> what are they lol
#751 [03:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok i take that as a no.
#752 [03:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> have you been able to run it before?
#753 [03:31] <Exdero> o.o
#754 [03:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: :D
#755 [03:31] <username> Nope, I started playing today
#756 [03:32] * Exdero remembers helping someone named username.
#756 [03:32] <username> In case it helps, its the classic version
#757 [03:32] * Exdero doesn't do classic version.
#757 [03:32] <username> Hey cool! I can change color :D
#758 [03:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: its people who dont realize 'username' is actually where they should put something they want to be called
#759 [03:32] <rymate1234> username, I don't see any color change
#760 [03:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ry: hes a mib
#761 [03:33] <rymate1234> username, Do you have java by any chance?
#762 [03:33] <rymate1234> I kow hes mib
#763 [03:33] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: Stoppp! You made me choke on my cereal >.<
#764 [03:33] <username> How do i check whether I have java?
#765 [03:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: the donkey or the username thin?
#766 [03:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> g
#767 [03:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> username getjava
#768 [03:34] <VoxelHead> username: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#769 [03:34] <username> :o
#770 [03:35] <username> I clicked the thingg Do you have java and it is saying I have java O_o
#771 [03:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> says you have latest version?
#772 [03:35] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: Both x.x
#773 [03:35] <username> Yea
#774 [03:35] <username> I think so
#775 [03:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: it would offer a download link if you didnt have the latest
#776 [03:36] <username> I saw no link
#777 [03:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok.... hmm...
#778 [03:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> try refreshign the page?
#779 [03:37] <username> nope, still nothing
#780 [03:37] <rymate1234> username, do you have up to date graphics or not?
#781 [03:38] <username> how do I check that rymate D:
#782 [03:38] <rymate1234> erm....
#783 [03:38] <rymate1234> ??> username dxdiag
#784 [03:38] <rymate1234> ??> username win/dxdiag
#785 [03:38] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#786 [03:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> win/dxdiag :P
#787 [03:38] <VoxelHead> username: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#788 [03:39] <rymate1234> This is assuming you have windows
#789 [03:39] <username> D:
#790 [03:39] <username> WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS JUST TO PLAY THIS GAME D:
#791 [03:40] <Thrae> username: 99% of people don't.
#792 [03:41] <Thrae> Otherwise this channel would be swarmed.
#793 [03:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> user: some peoples computers are 'damaged' in such a way that it prevents minecraft from working properly. and i dont mean physicly damaged... just over the lifetime of the computer things got changed by other things
#794 [03:42] <username> here'd my dxdiag http://pastebin.com/f8KuACmn
#795 [03:42] <username> Mah PC clock is broken, which is why it ays wrong date D:
#796 [03:43] <Thrae> Your PC clock is "broken"? It should automatically sync with an Internet timeserver.
#797 [03:44] <username> It doesn't D:
#798 [03:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and if it resets each time you reboot.. theres usually a battery on the motherboard that can be changed
#799 [03:44] <Thrae> username: Your driver is from 2006. The latest driver was released just last month on www.nvidia.com
#800 [03:44] <username> :o
#801 [03:45] <rymate1234> username, I also think you may need to update to service pack 3
#802 [03:45] <username> D:
#803 [03:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: rightclick the clock in the bottom right. click 'adjust day/time', then click the internet time tab
#804 [03:45] <Thrae> Whoa, missed that
#805 [03:45] <Thrae> Yeah, that could also fix your issue with the PC clock
#806 [03:46] <username> :o
#807 [03:46] <username> EH
#808 [03:47] <username> I hate minecraft, and I haven'tt even played it yet D:
#809 [03:47] <Thrae> username: Get the latest updates from Windows Updates and update your video card drivers.
#810 [03:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: you hate a game because you havent been maintaining your computer?
#811 [03:47] <Thrae> Well you'd have to do this eventually anyway. It's a good thing we found out about your horribly out-of-date system -- it's a security risk
#812 [03:47] <username> Is it :o
#813 [03:48] <Thrae> Yes, very much so
#814 [03:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| hopes username atleast has an antivirus
#814 [03:48] <username> Whats that?
#815 [03:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| falls flat on face.
#815 [03:48] <Thrae> username: Do you know what a computer virus is?
#816 [03:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> please tell me that was a bad joke...
#817 [03:49] <username> Nope, it wasn't
#818 [03:49] * Exdero starts screaming.
#818 [03:49] * Exdero hides in a corner and cries to himself.
#818 [03:49] * |Kiikun|Janus| tosses Exdero into the padded room
#818 [03:49] <Thrae> username: http://www.microsoft.com/security/pc-security/virus-whatis.aspx
#819 [03:50] * Exdero tries to crack his skull on the wall.
#819 [03:50] <GreyVulpine> Um, holy crap that is an old computer
#820 [03:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> heya GV
#821 [03:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> im beginning to wonder if its even been connected to the internet since 06.
#822 [03:51] <username> Would the fact I'm using IE6 (I think) be the cause of my problems?
#823 [03:52] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: Not THAT old. I can run Minecraft on my Pentium-M 1.3 GHz ATI Radeon 9600 Pro 32MB fine :D
#824 [03:52] * |Kiikun|Janus| joins Exdero in crying
#824 [03:52] <username> Also, http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
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#826 [03:52] <username> I don't think mine is listed D;
#827 [03:52] <Thrae> username: You have a NVIDIA GeForce 7800 GTX
#828 [03:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: 7 series
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#830 [03:53] * rymate1234 also joins |Kiikun|Janus| and Exdero crying
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#831 [03:53] * Exdero wonders if username has been in cryogenic stasis since 2006.
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#832 [03:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> icantplayminecraft: your name is actually original! than you for not being the 406th 'helpme'
#833 [03:54] <username> Is this the right one? http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp-280.26-whql-driver.html
#834 [03:54] <Exdero> peoplehatemypc: Yes they do >.>
#835 [03:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> peoplehatemypc: yes it is
#836 [03:54] <rymate1234> lol
#837 [03:55] <Thrae> username: Yes. After you installed that driver and rebooted, go to Windows Update and get all the latest updates, including Recommended.
#838 [03:55] <severance> lol this is fun
#839 [03:55] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: Jinx you owe me a .38 so I can put myself out of this misery
#840 [03:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sev: watching us break down?
#841 [03:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: failed jinx because i was talkign about the driver
#842 [03:56] * peoplehatemypc is unsure of what to do
#842 [03:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> peoplehatemypc: that was the correct driver. download and install it
#843 [03:57] <peoplehatemypc> Would it be better if I just got a new PC?
#844 [03:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> peoplehatemypc: after that do windows update
#845 [03:57] <peoplehatemypc> Would it be better if I just got a new PC?
#846 [03:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and only upgrade i would stress for is RAM.
#847 [03:58] <peoplehatemypc> What is ram?
#848 [03:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dualcore is good. your video card is ok
#849 [03:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ram is the place your computer stores what its 'thinking'. the processor/cpu is what does its 'thinking'
#850 [03:59] <peoplehatemypc> :o
#851 [03:59] <peoplehatemypc> Guys, I gotta go
#852 [03:59] <peoplehatemypc> I'll be back if I have any more problems D:
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#855 [04:00] * |Kiikun|Janus| is beginning to dislike the letters BT...
#855 [04:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wb ex
#856 [04:00] <rymate1234> lol
#857 [04:00] * Exdero pressed a key by accident and his keyboard went apeshit.
#857 [04:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> they keys jumped and danced the macarena?!
#858 [04:01] * rymate1234 wonders if that guy was trolling
#858 [04:01] <Exdero> What'd I miss? o.o
#859 [04:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ry: doubt it. unless he doctored his dxdiag before comign here
#860 [04:01] <Exdero> Oh
#861 [04:01] <Exdero> The peoplehatemypc guy?
#862 [04:01] <rymate1234> Yeah, that guy
#863 [04:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yup. he went, hopefully for driver reboot
#864 [04:02] <rymate1234> Because i found a very similar lookign dxdiag
#865 [04:02] <rymate1234> on the internet http://www.techsupportforum.com/forums/f59/posting-dxdiag-reports-173510.html
#866 [04:02] <Exdero> If he was trolling, he did a good job. He looked incredibley stupid
#867 [04:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> um....
#868 [04:02] <rymate1234> lol yea
#869 [04:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the time was exactly the same
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#871 [04:03] <rymate1234> yeah, as i told you, he was trolling lol
#872 [04:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bloody bugger fragnin muffler!
#873 [04:03] <rymate1234> LOL
#874 [04:04] <Exdero> He did a good job.
#875 [04:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes.
#876 [04:04] <Exdero> Until you found that.
#877 [04:04] <Exdero> The main tip offs
#878 [04:04] <Exdero> Are
#879 [04:04] <Exdero> The time
#880 [04:04] <Exdero> Down to the second -.-
#881 [04:04] <rymate1234> lol
#882 [04:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the cpu matches...
#883 [04:05] <Exdero> That
#884 [04:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and actually i dont think the ram would list as 768 normally
#885 [04:05] <rymate1234> if he was clever, we would've edited the time
#886 [04:05] <rymate1234> *he
#887 [04:05] <Exdero> I have one other thing :D
#888 [04:05] <rymate1234> Exdero, yea?
#889 [04:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 90% of the file?
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#891 [04:06] <Harley> how do i spawn different kind of wood
#892 [04:06] <Harley> like redwood?
#893 [04:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Harley wiki
#894 [04:06] <GreyVulpine> You'd need a modded server
#895 [04:06] <VoxelHead> Harley: (wiki) For general questions about Minecraft gameplay, the Minecraft Wiki is an excellent resource.
#896 [04:06] <VoxelHead> Harley: (wiki) Go to http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/ and enjoy!
#897 [04:07] <Exdero> The fact that he has the same driver versions, same devices attached to his computer, and a few of the same Root files, which seems odd. I didn't look at the whole thing, though.
#898 [04:07] <GreyVulpine> The vanilla server does not have the capability of spawning different damage values
#899 [04:07] <Harley> ive got the /i command and /give
#900 [04:07] <GreyVulpine> then try /i itemvalue:damagevalue
#901 [04:07] <rymate1234> ^
#902 [04:07] <Harley> whats the damgevalue got to do with it?
#903 [04:07] <Exdero> Harley: You'll need TMI clientside or a bukkit server plugin.. both would work, but TMI is much easier
#904 [04:08] * |Kiikun|Janus| points harley quinn to the wiki
#904 [04:08] <GreyVulpine> The damage value is what indicates what type of wood it is
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#906 [04:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hiya cali :D
#907 [04:08] <rymate1234> Calinou, You missed the troll
#908 [04:08] <Harley> shut your face
#909 [04:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> we got right and properly trolled :P
#910 [04:08] <Harley> stop trying to get me banned from everyware with your mean comments
#911 [04:09] <rymate1234> Harley, We are not talking about you
#912 [04:09] <rymate1234> so you shut your fact
#913 [04:09] <Harley> Bullshit
#914 [04:09] <GreyVulpine> Harley - They're not talking about you
#915 [04:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the troll was the peoplehatemypc guy
#916 [04:09] <Harley> im ending this conversasion
#917 [04:09] <GreyVulpine> So ease off
#918 [04:09] <Exdero> It was quite believable, Calinou..but rymate1234 found his dxdiag copy
#919 [04:09] <Harley> |Kiikun|Janus| points harley quinn to the wiki
#920 [04:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Harley attitude
#921 [04:09] <VoxelHead> Harley: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#922 [04:09] <Harley> that comment
#923 [04:09] <VoxelHead> Harley: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#924 [04:10] <Exdero> ??> Harley dont/beaprick
#925 [04:10] <Exdero> Oh..wait..he doesn't have that..
#926 [04:10] <rymate1234> Does anyone want logs?
#927 [04:10] <rymate1234> that wasn't here?
#928 [04:10] <Exdero> I guess ??attitude works..
#929 [04:10] <Exdero> I want the logs, just to show to a few of my friends :3
#930 [04:11] <Harley> so how do i spawn different kinds of logs again?
#931 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> Ask in #bukkit
#932 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> If you think we're too harsh here.
#933 [04:11] <Exdero> ??> Harley mods
#934 [04:11] <VoxelHead> Harley: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#935 [04:11] <VoxelHead> Harley: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#936 [04:11] <rymate1234> Logs - http://paste.ubuntu.com/675813/
#937 [04:11] <Harley> im useing a bukkit server
#938 [04:11] <GreyVulpine> Exactly. Try #bukkit
#939 [04:11] <Harley> ive got admincmd
#940 [04:12] <rymate1234> Harley, THATS A MOD
#941 [04:12] <rymate1234> GO TO #BUKKIT
#942 [04:12] <Exdero> As Risu states perfectly, if you're incapable of following the simple mod installation included with the mod, you shouldn't be trying to use them -_-
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#945 [04:14] <rymate1234> mib_88nq5z, what an imaginative username
#946 [04:15] <mib_88nq5z> hehe
#947 [04:16] <mib_88nq5z> im having problems with an error log, something about video drivers, i dont understand the problem as not only was it working about 2 days ago but the graphics card and computer are brand new
#948 [04:16] <rymate1234> lol
#949 [04:17] <rymate1234> :o
#950 [04:17] <rymate1234> can you pastebin the error log?
#951 [04:17] <mib_88nq5z> sure..brb
#952 [04:17] * |Kiikun|Janus| pouts, not having nscan here
#952 [04:18] <mib_88nq5z> here we go
#953 [04:18] <mib_88nq5z> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 27/08/11 6:18 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java:
#954 [04:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#955 [04:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_88nq5z pastebin
#956 [04:18] <VoxelHead> mib_88nq5z: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#957 [04:18] <mib_88nq5z> whooops...
#958 [04:19] <mib_88nq5z> ok
#959 [04:19] <mib_88nq5z> sorry
#960 [04:19] <Exdero> mib_88nq5z: Uh...that error log should be self explanatory..but..
#961 [04:19] <Exdero> mib_88nq5z: Run a dxdiag for me
#962 [04:19] <Exdero> ??> mib_88nq5z win/dxdiag
#963 [04:19] <VoxelHead> mib_88nq5z: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#964 [04:19] <mib_88nq5z> http://pastebin.com/JqbcbqMs
#965 [04:19] <VoxelHead> mib_88nq5z: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#966 [04:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Exdero: self explanitory... it seriosuly explains how to fix it.
#967 [04:20] <Exdero> Redundant link is redundant
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#969 [04:21] * |Kiikun|Janus| pumps the bellows
#969 [04:21] * Exdero chuckles.
#969 [04:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sorry :P couldnt resist that
#970 [04:22] <Exdero> Hurhur! Startin' up the forge there, Kii? May want to grab your cooling bukkit, eh?
#971 [04:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wwub bor
#972 [04:24] <mib_88nq5z> ok, sorry about that this should do it http://pastebin.com/2yLwWfhW
#973 [04:25] <Exdero> Hey mib_88nq5z...Give me your RAM pl0x?
#974 [04:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#975 [04:25] <mib_88nq5z> a ram plox?
#976 [04:25] <Exdero> It is TOTALLY not important
#977 [04:25] <Exdero> You definately don't need it >.>
#978 [04:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: ive been looking at a 16gb set for my new build
#979 [04:26] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: Do you like making me feel bad? :P
#980 [04:26] <Exdero> He has i5
#981 [04:26] <Exdero> But 8gigs of RAM..
#982 [04:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: if i hit lotto im oing 32gb i7
#983 [04:27] * Exdero glares at Kii.
#983 [04:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mwahahah
#984 [04:27] <Exdero> You're evil D:
#985 [04:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and mib: he was begging for some of your hardware. :P
#986 [04:27] <mib_88nq5z> yep i got it..
#987 [04:28] <mib_88nq5z> so besides checking out the specs of my computer have you found anything?
#988 [04:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: evil would be saying im doign that double and just using the other to run dos :P
#989 [04:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex is getting you updated video drivers
#990 [04:28] * quest0815 [quest0815@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#991 [04:28] <Exdero> Yup
#992 [04:29] <Exdero> And trolling a kid on youtube..
#993 [04:29] <Exdero> But..yeah. Video drivers!
#994 [04:29] <quest0815> hey, i have a problem with minecraft and modloader
#995 [04:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> though, with that core hardware, i'd sugest atleast getting a good video card from nvidia or ati :P
#996 [04:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> quest0815 mods
#997 [04:29] <VoxelHead> quest0815: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#998 [04:29] <Exdero> ??> quest0815 mods
#999 [04:29] <VoxelHead> quest0815: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1000 [04:29] <Exdero> Damn -.-
#1001 [04:29] * |Kiikun|Janus| ninja!
#1001 [04:30] <Exdero> Asus makes GPUs?
#1002 [04:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: i think so, but its probably just a cheapo onboard
#1003 [04:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> its actually on an ati driver..
#1004 [04:31] <Exdero> I know.
#1005 [04:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> so its a rebranded raedon or something
#1006 [04:31] <Exdero> Yup.
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#1008 [04:32] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: My server has less RAM than my high-powered desktop...should increase it
#1009 [04:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: same issue here. my compaq/server has like... 400mb ram :P
#1010 [04:33] <Exdero> http://www.amd.com/us/products/desktop/graphics/amd-radeon-hd-6000/hd-6850/Pages/amd-radeon-hd-6850-overview.aspx
#1011 [04:34] <Exdero> mib_88nq5z: follow that link, open the find a driver tab, click desktop drivers, and then auto detect
#1012 [04:34] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: What is it serving at 400MB? FreeNAS?
#1013 [04:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> gentoo :D
#1014 [04:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> was freenas before.. but it didnt have everythign i wanted
#1015 [04:35] <mib_88nq5z> ok, thanks for this guys btw, im really appreciating it
#1016 [04:35] <Thrae> Gentoo is great for people that like to hurt themselves.
#1017 [04:35] <Exdero> mib_88nq5z: GobaimeRAM? :3
#1018 [04:35] <Exdero> mib_88nq5z: Nah..you'd probably buy DDR1 >.>
#1019 [04:36] <Exdero> Which isn't compatible with any computer I've seen for a while..haven't been looking though..
#1020 [04:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib: http://support.asus.com/download.aspx?SLanguage=en&m=EAH6850%20Series&p=9&s=10&os=30&hashedid=CEnS52z7Xuuce0Xp
#1021 [04:37] <Thrae> I wonder if I'm going to remember what "NOFLAN" means in this filename.
#1022 [04:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... lol its flan free!!!
#1023 [04:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> if ati driver works, YAY, if noy.. theres the link from asus
#1024 [04:38] * Exdero snrks.
#1024 [04:39] <Harley> minecraft need ghosts
#1025 [04:39] <Exdero> Not work?
#1026 [04:39] <Thrae> |Kiikun|Janus|: Free of Flan's Mods :D
#1027 [04:39] <Exdero> BLASPHEMY.
#1028 [04:39] <Thrae> Harley: Ghasts?
#1029 [04:39] <Exdero> Harley: Hey Quinn >.>
#1030 [04:39] * |Kiikun|Janus| is scared of ghasts
#1030 [04:39] <Harley> no ghosts in the overwolrd
#1031 [04:40] <Harley> overworld*
#1032 [04:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> harle: why would there be?
#1033 [04:40] <Exdero> Harley: GHASTS* don't spawn in the overworld.
#1034 [04:40] <Exdero> Harley: GHASTS* only spawn in the Nether :3
#1035 [04:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> there are some supposed to spawn near open portals... i though
#1036 [04:40] <quest0815> hey, i have a problem with minecraft and modloader (i cant write in #risucraft )
#1037 [04:41] <Thrae> I think Harley is thinking since we have some undead, we should have more undead
#1038 [04:41] <Thrae> quest0815: Register your nickname.
#1039 [04:41] <Harley> yeah vampires
#1040 [04:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> minecraft != left4dead
#1041 [04:41] <Exdero> ??< nick
#1042 [04:41] <Harley> Goals
#1043 [04:41] <Exdero> ??< irc/nick
#1044 [04:41] <Harley> Ghouls
#1045 [04:41] <Harley> Demond
#1046 [04:41] <quest0815> why should i register for one prob...
#1047 [04:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Harle: i think you can find mods or reskins for that
#1048 [04:42] <Harley> and is minecraft 1.8 coming out this week
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#1050 [04:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quest0815: because we dont help with mods besides their removal
#1051 [04:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> har: says who? theyre just showcasing it at pax
#1052 [04:42] <Exdero> ??> Harley Why would we know?
#1053 [04:43] <Exdero> o.o
#1054 [04:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. missed the is
#1055 [04:43] <Exdero> Err
#1056 [04:43] <Exdero> Whoops
#1057 [04:43] <Exdero> Harley: Why would we know?
#1058 [04:43] <Harley> idk
#1059 [04:43] <Harley> are Dragons going to be added anytime soon?
#1060 [04:43] <Exdero> ....
#1061 [04:44] <Exdero> ??< google
#1062 [04:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i think that would infringe upon bethesda too much :P
#1063 [04:44] <Harley> im on the wiki
#1064 [04:44] <Exdero> ??> Harley google
#1065 [04:44] * superyoda402050 [superyoda402050@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1066 [04:44] <VoxelHead> Harley: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#1067 [04:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> since they apparently own everyting related to skyrim
#1068 [04:44] <Exdero> No
#1069 [04:44] <superyoda402050> HELP
#1070 [04:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? ask
#1071 [04:44] <Exdero> Bethesda owns Dragons, and the word Scrolls -.-
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#1073 [04:44] * |Kiikun|Janus| gnaws on vox's power cable
#1073 [04:45] <Exdero> ??> Channel ask
#1074 [04:45] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1075 [04:45] <VoxelHead> Channel: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1076 [04:45] <superyoda402050> my launcher when i run it it just messes up
#1077 [04:45] <Exdero> superyoda402050: You're doing it wrong..
#1078 [04:45] <superyoda402050> what you mean
#1079 [04:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 'messes up' is far from detailed and specific.
#1080 [04:46] <superyoda402050> i know i was about to explain
#1081 [04:46] <Exdero> superyoda402050: Grammar..you're doing it wrong...installing minecraft..you're doing it wrong
#1082 [04:46] * Exdero has entered sarcasm mode for a few minutes.
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#1083 [04:46] <Digaly> Oh god
#1084 [04:46] <Exdero> Yes?
#1085 [04:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: shutta upa yous facea
#1086 [04:47] <Exdero> What do you need, my child?
#1087 [04:47] <Digaly> My minecraft gives an error screen, I was trying to run my server, it glitched all up
#1088 [04:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and Digaly: here its 'Oh Notch'
#1089 [04:47] <Digaly> so I went over to minecraft, to check if it works
#1090 [04:47] <Digaly> but it hands me an error screen
#1091 [04:47] * Exdero snrks.
#1091 [04:47] <superyoda402050> when i run it i cant type in my username or password cant hit login and the back were all the versions are dont load and it lags my pc
#1092 [04:47] <Digaly> Where can I paste the error log?
#1093 [04:47] <Exdero> ??> channel pastebin
#1094 [04:47] <VoxelHead> channel: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1095 [04:47] <Digaly> oh right :)
#1096 [04:48] <Digaly> http://pastebin.com/Kptij8xF
#1097 [04:48] <Digaly> Never had this before
#1098 [04:48] <Exdero> Oh...god..
#1099 [04:48] <superyoda402050> Theres No Error Code
#1100 [04:48] <Exdero> I Love you <3
#1101 [04:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> superyoda402050: that describes an epic fail apparently.... redownload the client
#1102 [04:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !client
#1103 [04:49] <superyoda402050> Ive Tried Same Thing And Uninstalled Minecraft
#1104 [04:49] <Exdero> Digaly: You're someone who is capable of following instruction <3
#1105 [04:49] <Digaly> Uh, of course I am?
#1106 [04:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> dig: thats rare and far between with the people that come here :P
#1107 [04:49] <Digaly> oh god :L well it's rare to me too
#1108 [04:50] <Digaly> especially when I can't setup my public server
#1109 [04:50] * |Kiikun|Janus| hands Digaly a 'Competant' sticker
#1109 [04:50] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: java.lang.RuntimeException: javax.imageio.IIOException: Can't create cache file!
#1110 [04:50] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt posess a gramar sticker :P
#1110 [04:50] <Exdero> Thoughts, Kii?
#1111 [04:51] <doomcat> Yo. I get an error code when trying to download the update for the game. I've played it before on my PC but I deleted the .minecraft folder as I needed a "fresh copy" all I get now is the following message when I try to play the game: http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/4e58ac104cfe9_minecraft.jpg
#1112 [04:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> it cant create a chace file? drive full? not permitted to write? java r teh borked?
#1113 [04:51] <Digaly> still have 15.1 GB on the C where it's installed
#1114 [04:51] <Digaly> 302 GB on my external HD where the launcher comes from
#1115 [04:51] <Exdero> Digaly: Run Dxdiag?
#1116 [04:52] <Digaly> okay
#1117 [04:52] <Exdero> Digaly: Whewt! YOU KNOW HOW!
#1118 [04:52] <Digaly> Sure ^^
#1119 [04:52] <Digaly> Via Vista search or Run -> DxDiag
#1120 [04:52] <Thrae> doomcat: Re-download the client and make sure .minecraft really is gone from %APPDATA%
#1121 [04:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/49103-javaximageioiioexception-cant-create-cache-file/
#1122 [04:52] * Exdero gives Digaly a sticker for saving a Voxel Query!
#1122 [04:52] * Digaly giggles
#1122 [04:53] <Digaly> I see.. no permission for minecraft.exe to write
#1123 [04:53] <Exdero> Hmm
#1124 [04:53] <superyoda402050> So What Shall I Do
#1125 [04:53] <Exdero> Go to the file loc for minecraft.exe
#1126 [04:53] <Digaly> Will do! Hold on
#1127 [04:54] <superyoda402050> kk
#1128 [04:54] <Exdero> Digaly: And uncheck Read-Only. I'm guessing that's what's going on
#1129 [04:54] <Digaly> oh wait.. I'm having something
#1130 [04:54] <Exdero> ??> superyoda402050 only/you
#1131 [04:54] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#1132 [04:54] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#1133 [04:54] <Digaly> Hmm
#1134 [04:54] <Digaly> out of nowhere it works again
#1135 [04:54] <superyoda402050> ok
#1136 [04:55] <Digaly> didn't get to fixing it yet, just accidentally started the exe and it worked
#1137 [04:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> superyoda402050: download and install java from www.java.com
#1138 [04:55] <Digaly> Thanks anyways :)
#1139 [04:55] <superyoda402050> Ive Tried That
#1140 [04:55] <Exdero> Ah. Well..stop by if you have any other trouble
#1141 [04:55] <superyoda402050> Minecraft Has Worked Before
#1142 [04:55] <Exdero> Like...really..STOP BY >.<
#1143 [04:55] <Digaly> :p
#1144 [04:55] <Digaly> Good, bye
#1145 [04:55] * Digaly [Digaly@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1146 [04:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> superyoda402050: Stop Taling Like This Or I Will Stop Helping
#1147 [04:56] * Exdero is always happy when he can help someone without ripping his hair out.
#1147 [04:57] * Exdero takes away Kii's "Bazik Gr4m4r sk1llz" sticker.
#1147 [04:57] <Exdero> :3
#1148 [04:57] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt care
#1148 [04:57] * Exdero figured.
#1148 [04:58] <Exdero> I'm jelly of PS3 and Killzone 3 D:
#1149 [04:58] * |Kiikun|Janus| 's Author sticker gives the power of gramar when needed :D
#1149 [04:58] <quest0815> awesome how no one helps me by a problem with minecraft on the minecrafthelpchannel -.-
#1150 [04:59] <Exdero> ??> quest0815 attitude
#1151 [04:59] <VoxelHead> quest0815: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1152 [04:59] <VoxelHead> quest0815: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1153 [04:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quest0815: because twice weve told you we dont help with mods, besides removing them. you didnt say you wanted to remove it
#1154 [05:00] <quest0815> i dont get help in different channels with my problem.. thats why
#1155 [05:00] <doomcat> No, I'm sorry. I made sure that the .minecraft was fully deleted. Downloaded a new client and when I tried to update. Same thing, gets stuck at between 1-10% each time
#1156 [05:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quest0815: we directed you to locations that WOULD assist with mods, but you chose not to follow what was necessary for askign them for help
#1157 [05:00] <Calinou> remove all folders inside .minecraft except "saves"
#1158 [05:00] * Exdero is checking VoxelHead's index for a Phonics keyword.
#1158 [05:00] <quest0815> i was following to the other channels and get no help too
#1159 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> doomcat: video drivers uo to date?
#1160 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or cali can help :P
#1161 [05:01] <Exdero> quest0815: If you can't follow simple directions, you won't get help, and you shouldn't use mods.
#1162 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quest0815: if you want to remove the mods, we can help.
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#1164 [05:01] <doomcat> Gonna check that out, downloaded new a couple of weeks ago. Guess there are new ones
#1165 [05:01] <quest0815> i was in the #risucraft channel
#1166 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> otherwise... dont/pebkac
#1167 [05:01] <zingo1zang> Can someone help me
#1168 [05:01] <zingo1zang> I have a HUGE
#1169 [05:01] <zingo1zang> HUGE
#1170 [05:01] <quest0815> and no one did help in it
#1171 [05:02] <zingo1zang> Go to this link
#1172 [05:02] <zingo1zang> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/579927-minecraft-server-failed-to-bind-port/page__gopid__7658463#entry7658463
#1173 [05:02] <zingo1zang> Please help meh.
#1174 [05:03] <zingo1zang> Anyone up to the challenge? http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/579927-minecraft-server-failed-to-bind-port/page__gopid__7658463#entry7658463
#1175 [05:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> zingo1zang dont/spam
#1176 [05:03] <VoxelHead> zingo1zang: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#1177 [05:04] <doomcat> Gonna try to uppdate java and new drivers. Thanks for the tips. Gonna come back if it doesn't work. Thanks =)
#1178 [05:04] <zingo1zang> Lulz, Technically every few min/sec people leave/come
#1179 [05:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah.. but not everyone here is a helper
#1180 [05:04] <quest0815> "|Kiikun|Janus| quest0815: if you want to remove the mods, we can help." if i want it, i delete my minecraft.jar and rename my clean minecraft.jar copy
#1181 [05:04] <superyoda402050> Ive Updated Java Still Not Working
#1182 [05:05] <Calinou> zingo1zang: I replied to your thread, see
#1183 [05:05] <Exdero> zingo1zang: You forward the port 25565, but you use the port 25566 to create your server. Also, the port needs to be forwarded in TCP mode, not in UDP.
#1184 [05:05] <Calinou> Exdero: that's a nice copy-paste from me you have there...
#1185 [05:05] <zingo1zang> so what i gotta forward 25566?
#1186 [05:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: thought it was in both tcp and udp
#1187 [05:05] <Calinou> change the server-port line in server.properties to 25565
#1188 [05:05] <Exdero> Yup ;)
#1189 [05:05] <Calinou> so people don't have to input the port to connect, too
#1190 [05:05] <zingo1zang> it already is 25565.
#1191 [05:06] <zingo1zang> Isnt it?
#1192 [05:06] <zingo1zang> It is.
#1193 [05:06] <zingo1zang> What do i do with 25566?
#1194 [05:06] <Exdero> No. Your server is using 25566
#1195 [05:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> um...
#1196 [05:06] <zingo1zang> HM
#1197 [05:06] <Exdero> Change it back to 25565
#1198 [05:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> zingo1zang smp/serverip
#1199 [05:06] <zingo1zang> OH
#1200 [05:06] <zingo1zang> ok
#1201 [05:06] <Exdero> You need a static IPv4 too
#1202 [05:06] <zingo1zang> i did that just now
#1203 [05:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> zingo1zang smp/server-ip
#1204 [05:06] <VoxelHead> zingo1zang: (smp/server-ip) Do not enter anything on the server-ip= line of the server.properties file. In nearly ALL cases, you want to leave it blank.
#1205 [05:06] <Exdero> Or you'll be back in here within a month or so
#1206 [05:07] <zingo1zang> Then what will be my IP for my server?
#1207 [05:07] <zingo1zang> What is a static IPv4
#1208 [05:07] <Exdero> ...
#1209 [05:07] <Exdero> Type !myip
#1210 [05:07] <zingo1zang> !myip
#1211 [05:07] <Exdero> There you go.
#1212 [05:07] <zingo1zang> thats gonna be my ip?
#1213 [05:07] <zingo1zang> for my server?
#1214 [05:07] <zingo1zang> k i understand but whats the point of staticipv4
#1215 [05:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: he's using no-ip. its a redirector liek my kiichan.is-a-geek.net
#1216 [05:07] <zingo1zang> ipv4
#1217 [05:08] <Exdero> http://portforward.com/help/setup_static_ip_address.htm
#1218 [05:08] <Exdero> Follow those steps.
#1219 [05:08] <quest0815> bye...
#1220 [05:08] <Exdero> So I don't have to configure ANOTHER server's ports..
#1221 [05:08] <zingo1zang> That doesnt work for me
#1222 [05:08] <zingo1zang> <.<
#1223 [05:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: thought you liked doing that
#1224 [05:08] <Exdero> It will..
#1225 [05:09] <zingo1zang> Wanna bet?
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#1227 [05:09] <zingo1zang> Already tried that, it refused to intall.
#1228 [05:09] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: Can I have what you're smoking?
#1229 [05:09] <zingo1zang> Nah.
#1230 [05:09] <zingo1zang> Costs alot broham.
#1231 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> no! paid too much for it!
#1232 [05:09] <Exdero> zingo1zang: What firewall are you using?
#1233 [05:09] <zingo1zang> windows firewall
#1234 [05:09] <Exdero> ??> zingo1zang only/you
#1235 [05:09] <VoxelHead> zingo1zang: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#1236 [05:09] <VoxelHead> zingo1zang: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#1237 [05:09] <Exdero> zingo1zang: Turn it off.
#1238 [05:09] <Exdero> And try to install it
#1239 [05:10] <superyoda402050> I Reinstalled Java And It Didnt Work
#1240 [05:10] <Exdero> You shouldn't be using a program that does stuff for you. Static IPs are annoying, though.
#1241 [05:11] <Exdero> But you should set up the ports yourself. It's very easy.
#1242 [05:11] <zingo1zang> Im not a computer savvy guy
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#1244 [05:11] <zingo1zang> Lol.
#1245 [05:11] <zingo1zang> Clearly.
#1246 [05:11] <Exdero> Well..it is for me. I've done it like 5 times today..
#1247 [05:11] <zingo1zang> super make sure you installed right server
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#1249 [05:11] * |Kiikun|Janus| has comps doing DNS.. but router set to give each a specific ip :3
#1249 [05:12] <zingo1zang> Ex, there i no exe/jar
#1250 [05:12] <zingo1zang> i*
#1251 [05:12] <zingo1zang> is*
#1252 [05:12] <Exdero> ..
#1253 [05:12] <Exdero> In the static ip program?
#1254 [05:12] <zingo1zang> For the file i just dl'd
#1255 [05:12] <zingo1zang> Ye
#1256 [05:13] <Exdero> The file itself is the exe
#1257 [05:13] <Exdero> Run that
#1258 [05:13] <Exdero> And tell me when you're done
#1259 [05:13] <Exdero> Well...not THE exe..it's to install the files
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#1261 [05:14] * |Kiikun|Janus| catches another mib in the trap >:D
#1261 [05:14] <zingo1zang> there is 2 of them
#1262 [05:14] <zingo1zang> which one
#1263 [05:14] <doomcat> Yo again. again, thanks for all the help but I still get stuck on downloading the update. I've downloaded new client, made sure my java and graphic drivers are up-to-date and tried "Force update" Nada :/
#1264 [05:14] <zingo1zang> setter or just ip
#1265 [05:14] <Exdero> Which would be easier to do by extracting it manually..but people are lazy..and I'm ranting
#1266 [05:14] <zingo1zang> im a pebcak, need alot of help
#1267 [05:14] <Exdero> 1 second
#1268 [05:14] <doomcat> It's just stuck on 0% or 10% or anything in between
#1269 [05:14] <Exdero> Setup
#1270 [05:15] <Exdero> Err..setter..
#1271 [05:15] <Exdero> What browser are you using?
#1272 [05:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> doom: howd you update your drivers?
#1273 [05:15] <zingo1zang> Chrome
#1274 [05:15] <Exdero> Same
#1275 [05:15] <zingo1zang> Chrome>all
#1276 [05:15] <doomcat> For graphics, from the website. Same with java-client
#1277 [05:15] <zingo1zang> IE is a failure in itself..
#1278 [05:16] * Exdero tries to do a screen cap..and fails miserably.
#1278 [05:16] <Exdero> Don't let me get started on IE
#1279 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok. just wanted to make sure you didnt go and expect windows to find them magicly.
#1280 [05:16] <Exdero> Don't even bring up Mac -_-
#1281 [05:16] <doomcat> Oh no, I'm not THAT stupid :D
#1282 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> doom: im stumped then.
#1283 [05:16] <zingo1zang> ok
#1284 [05:16] <zingo1zang> its static
#1285 [05:16] <zingo1zang> now what
#1286 [05:17] <Exdero> Press the windows key and the "R" key at the same time
#1287 [05:17] <doomcat> Beginning to think it might have something to do with the connection to internet?
#1288 [05:17] <zingo1zang> Ok
#1289 [05:17] <zingo1zang> now?
#1290 [05:17] <Exdero> Type in "CMD"
#1291 [05:17] <zingo1zang> I coulda always done that in start lol
#1292 [05:17] <Exdero> Black window, white text, correct?
#1293 [05:17] <Exdero> Run=faster
#1294 [05:18] <Exdero> CMD up?
#1295 [05:18] <zingo1zang> Me=easier=half a sec faster=Dunmatter.
#1296 [05:18] <zingo1zang> ya
#1297 [05:18] <Exdero> Type in "ipconfig" and hit enter >.>
#1298 [05:18] <zingo1zang> Ipconfig?
#1299 [05:18] <zingo1zang> k
#1300 [05:19] <Exdero> Read off your IPv4.
#1301 [05:19] <Exdero> What is it?
#1302 [05:19] <zingo1zang> 192.168.1.50
#1303 [05:19] <Exdero> Also, while we're at it, what is your default gateway?
#1304 [05:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> doom: there are issues with firewalls at times... try disabling and tryign to update?
#1305 [05:19] <zingo1zang> 192.168.1.1
#1306 [05:19] <doomcat> Gonna try that
#1307 [05:19] <Exdero> Good! Good! You're more capable than a lot of the people I do this with :D
#1308 [05:20] <Exdero> Open up chrome
#1309 [05:20] <zingo1zang> I have experience with ipv4
#1310 [05:20] <zingo1zang> ive been doing that all DAY
#1311 [05:20] <zingo1zang> >,<
#1312 [05:20] <zingo1zang> K
#1313 [05:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ehe
#1314 [05:20] <Exdero> Open a new tab
#1315 [05:20] <zingo1zang> k
#1316 [05:20] <Exdero> Type "192.168.1.1" into the address bar
#1317 [05:20] <zingo1zang> K
#1318 [05:21] <Exdero> Alright
#1319 [05:21] <Exdero> Now...
#1320 [05:21] <Exdero> The default is a little iff
#1321 [05:21] <Exdero> iffu
#1322 [05:21] <zingo1zang> Yes, i logged in.
#1323 [05:21] <Exdero> iffy*
#1324 [05:21] <Exdero> Oh
#1325 [05:21] <superyoda402050> I reinstalled java Minecraft Still Not Working
#1326 [05:21] <zingo1zang> Lol.
#1327 [05:21] <Exdero> Alright :D
#1328 [05:21] <zingo1zang> Yuhsee,Ive been doing this all day,So i learned enough to kick my router and it'll set to default :d
#1329 [05:21] <Exdero> Go to forwarding, or advanced settings
#1330 [05:21] <Exdero> Not sure where it is for you
#1331 [05:22] <zingo1zang> Ikwhere.
#1332 [05:22] <zingo1zang> As said, done it ALL day.
#1333 [05:22] <zingo1zang> k now what
#1334 [05:22] <Exdero> Set the IP address to 192.168.1.50
#1335 [05:23] <zingo1zang> Done
#1336 [05:23] <Exdero> And the port to 25565
#1337 [05:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ports to 25565 :D
#1338 [05:23] <zingo1zang> Done that already
#1339 [05:23] <Exdero> Both start and end port
#1340 [05:23] <zingo1zang> My auto doer did that for meh!
#1341 [05:23] <Exdero> Save it.
#1342 [05:23] <zingo1zang> Done..
#1343 [05:23] <Exdero> Your auto do-er is shit >.>
#1344 [05:23] <Exdero> Now
#1345 [05:23] <zingo1zang> Wtfuuuuuuuuuuuu
#1346 [05:23] <Exdero> Open up your server file
#1347 [05:24] <zingo1zang> K
#1348 [05:24] <Exdero> find the file called server
#1349 [05:24] <zingo1zang> I know.
#1350 [05:24] <Exdero> It'll be a PROPERTIES file
#1351 [05:24] <zingo1zang> Properisr
#1352 [05:24] <zingo1zang> Yes.
#1353 [05:24] <zingo1zang> Properties.
#1354 [05:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1355 [05:24] <Exdero> Set the server port to 25565
#1356 [05:25] <Exdero> Vox doesn't like you >.>
#1357 [05:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and server-ip should be blank
#1358 [05:25] <zingo1zang> Lol ikr.
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#1360 [05:25] <zingo1zang> Haters gonna hate tho
#1361 [05:25] <Exdero> Vox is a bot. He is incapable of emotions and cognitive abilities.
#1362 [05:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and bots gonna trigger their spam stoppers to code :P
#1363 [05:25] <Exdero> :P
#1364 [05:25] <zingo1zang> K now what
#1365 [05:26] <Exdero> Save it
#1366 [05:26] <Exdero> Close it
#1367 [05:26] <zingo1zang> Done
#1368 [05:26] <zingo1zang> K
#1369 [05:26] <Exdero> Run your server like a boss :3
#1370 [05:26] <zingo1zang> YEHA!
#1371 [05:26] <zingo1zang> ITS STILL NOT WORKING!
#1372 [05:26] <zingo1zang> LIKE A BOSS!
#1373 [05:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 69.47.220.95
#1374 [05:26] <Exdero> Son of a...
#1375 [05:26] <Exdero> zingo
#1376 [05:27] <superyoda402050> try localhost
#1377 [05:27] <Exdero> Stop using an IP hider o.o
#1378 [05:27] <Exdero> superyoda402050: He can't use localhost if the server.exe isn't running..
#1379 [05:27] <Calinou> |Kiikun|Janus|: his IP is upside down
#1380 [05:27] <zingo1zang> hmm i did do omething about a ip hider
#1381 [05:27] <zingo1zang> what i that again
#1382 [05:27] <Calinou> !check 220.95.69.47
#1383 [05:27] <Calinou> gtg anyway
#1384 [05:27] <zingo1zang> !myip
#1385 [05:27] <zingo1zang> So e what now
#1386 [05:28] <zingo1zang> I g2g soon..
#1387 [05:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 95.220.47.69
#1388 [05:28] <zingo1zang> Where do i disable my ip hider
#1389 [05:28] * |Kiikun|Janus| has no idea what cali was talking about
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#1390 [05:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: you mean no-ip?
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#1392 [05:29] <zingo1zang> ya i can take that out
#1393 [05:29] <zingo1zang> if u want
#1394 [05:29] <Exder0> -_- Dang thing
#1395 [05:29] <Exder0> -_- Hold on a second
#1396 [05:29] <zingo1zang> look i g2g
#1397 [05:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: no-ip is just a free dns service.
#1398 [05:29] <zingo1zang> bye
#1399 [05:29] <Exder0> Ugh
#1400 [05:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> cya
#1401 [05:29] <zingo1zang> imma be back here to rant about my serv not working
#1402 [05:29] <zingo1zang> 2morro
#1403 [05:29] <Exder0> Why won't Ex log? Dx
#1404 [05:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#1405 [05:30] <superyoda402050> I Reinstalled Java Its Still No Work
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#1407 [05:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wb ex :P
#1408 [05:31] <Exdero> Finally that account logged -.-
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#1411 [05:33] * Exdero likes this place, cause you're all fun :D
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#1412 [05:33] <safufi> Help me please!
#1413 [05:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and here comes the helpmes...
#1414 [05:33] <Exdero> Nevar! I shan't help!
#1415 [05:33] <safufi> My minecraft dosent work
#1416 [05:33] <Exdero> OrLy?
#1417 [05:34] <Exdero> You should go to #risucraft for that
#1418 [05:34] <Exdero> o.o
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#1420 [05:34] * |Kiikun|Janus| smacks ex
#1420 [05:35] * Exdero pouts.
#1420 [05:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> saf: more detail please.
#1421 [05:35] <Exdero> Ouchie!
#1422 [05:35] * Exdero wanted to send him there cause they don't have to be as polite as us.
#1422 [05:36] <Exdero> I need to get some sleep >.<
#1423 [05:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... me go sleep too
#1424 [05:36] * |Kiikun|Janus| waits to be whisked away to Oz by Irene
#1424 [05:37] <Exdero> Sleep R gud amirite?
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#1426 [05:38] <quiggle> I NEED HELP FAST !!!
#1427 [05:39] <superyoda402050> Wait In Line Dipshit
#1428 [05:39] <Exdero> ??> superyoda402050 attitude
#1429 [05:39] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1430 [05:39] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1431 [05:39] <quiggle> hey my minecraft launcher wont work
#1432 [05:39] <Exdero> Oop..shit. Thought that was the dont/beaprick one..
#1433 [05:40] <Exdero> ??< dontshout
#1434 [05:40] <Exdero> ??< dont/shout
#1435 [05:40] <quiggle> go fuk ur mum
#1436 [05:40] <Exdero> ??< dontt/bother
#1437 [05:40] <quiggle> i no i would
#1438 [05:40] <Exdero> ??< dont/bother
#1439 [05:40] <quiggle> she swollows
#1440 [05:40] <Exdero> ??> quiggle attitude
#1441 [05:40] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1442 [05:40] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1443 [05:40] <Exdero> ??> quiggle patience
#1444 [05:40] <superyoda402050> I BEEN WAITIN HALF A FUCKING HOUR U MOTHER FUCKER AND ITS PISSING ME OFF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PCS YOU SHIT HEAD
#1445 [05:40] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1446 [05:41] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1447 [05:41] <Exdero> ??> quiggle dont/shout
#1448 [05:41] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#1449 [05:41] <Exdero> ??> dont/bother
#1450 [05:41] <Exdero> ??> quiggle dont/bother
#1451 [05:41] <VoxelHead> quiggle: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#1452 [05:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... i souldnt have looked.
#1453 [05:41] <quiggle> FUK UR MUM DISSIN ME COZ I BLACK
#1454 [05:41] <Exdero> Yup
#1455 [05:42] <Exdero> I just hate you
#1456 [05:42] <Exdero> Not because you're "black"
#1457 [05:42] <superyoda402050> ALL YOUR FUCKING ADVICE SUCKS
#1458 [05:42] <quiggle> just coz i am quiggle binlarden
#1459 [05:42] <Exdero> But because your an idiot.
#1460 [05:42] <Exdero> ??> superyoda402050 dont/bother
#1461 [05:42] <quiggle> I WANT SEX
#1462 [05:42] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (dont/bother) If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#1463 [05:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> quiggle: how in the bloody hell are we supposed to beable to tell race through irc
#1464 [05:42] <Exdero> ??> superyoda402050 attitude
#1465 [05:42] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1466 [05:42] <VoxelHead> superyoda402050: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1467 [05:42] <superyoda402050> AWWWW UR FIRED THE CUSTOMER IS ALLWAYS RIGHT
#1468 [05:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok. i see trolls
#1469 [05:42] <quiggle> hey attitude mister
#1470 [05:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i ignore trolls
#1471 [05:43] <Exdero> The customer is not always right
#1472 [05:43] <Exdero> Feel free you leave this channel
#1473 [05:43] <superyoda402050> NOT TWO PISSED OF CUSTOMERS
#1474 [05:43] <Exdero> Take your inferiority complex elsewhere.
#1475 [05:43] <quiggle> hey Exdero ask ur mum how much it was for last night
#1476 [05:43] <Exdero> It isn't welcome here.
#1477 [05:43] <Exdero> Will do.
#1478 [05:43] <quiggle> hey i tip her she swollows
#1479 [05:44] <superyoda402050> WELL STOP ANNOYING ME THEN AND AWNSER MY QUESTION
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#1481 [05:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> there :d mo more trollishness
#1482 [05:44] <Exdero> I'll ask her why she's sleeping with a 10 year old boy, while I'm at it.
#1483 [05:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: dont feed the trolls
#1484 [05:44] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: I love to feed the trolls. It pisses them off even more. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off right now :3
#1485 [05:45] <superyoda402050> OH WELL WE WILL GO TROLL THE COMPLAINT
#1486 [05:45] <quiggle> VoxelHead ur a fukin cunt wid a mangina and ur fukin advice skinks like ur granny in bed ps i would know hint hint
#1487 [05:45] * AuBot kicked quiggle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1488 [05:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;;
#1489 [05:45] <Exdero> Aww naw..
#1490 [05:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i asume something triggered au's autokick?
#1491 [05:45] <Exdero> Yes
#1492 [05:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok
#1493 [05:45] <superyoda402050> MABEY IT WAS C - U - N - T
#1494 [05:45] <Exdero> Probably the excessive explicit language.
#1495 [05:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ah. well the trolls are ignored atm so i dont see anything :D
#1496 [05:46] <superyoda402050> OK U LITTLE CUNT
#1497 [05:46] * AuBot kicked superyoda402050 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1499 [05:46] <Exdero> TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
#1500 [05:46] <Exdero> Mister AuBot wins again1
#1501 [05:46] <pheleas_frog> hi
#1502 [05:46] <Exdero> !*
#1503 [05:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hello :3
#1504 [05:47] * mib_n91pxz [mib_n91pxz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1505 [05:47] <pheleas_frog> im having problems
#1506 [05:47] * Voxalisacunt [Voxalisacunt@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1507 [05:47] <pheleas_frog> with
#1508 [05:47] <Exdero> ??> pheleas_frog specific
#1509 [05:47] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#1510 [05:47] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#1511 [05:47] <Voxalisacunt> hey
#1512 [05:47] * DrPaPa [DrPaPa@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1513 [05:47] <pheleas_frog> to refunction my minecraft folder
#1514 [05:47] <DrPaPa> Hello
#1515 [05:48] <Voxalisacunt> He robbed my fukin name prick
#1516 [05:48] <mib_n91pxz> my minecraft crashed
#1517 [05:48] <Voxalisacunt> Fuk off wait in line cheeky
#1518 [05:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| ignores the new troll too
#1518 [05:48] <Exdero> mib_n91pxz: Ignore the trolls, please.
#1519 [05:48] * ITROLLU [ITROLLU@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1520 [05:48] <ITROLLU> HELLO
#1521 [05:48] <mib_n91pxz> how
#1522 [05:48] <Exdero> Kii. They're one in the same.
#1523 [05:48] <Voxalisacunt> ohh baby baby
#1524 [05:49] <ITROLLU> JUSTIN BIEBER IS COMING FOR U
#1525 [05:49] <Exdero> Just pay no mind to their immaturity.
#1526 [05:49] <mib_n91pxz> nooooo
#1527 [05:49] <mib_n91pxz> or yes
#1528 [05:49] * Tyon [Tyon@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1529 [05:49] <ITROLLU> NO REPLY WE KNOW U WANT TO
#1530 [05:49] <Voxalisacunt> i smoothed nutella on ur mums titis and wased them like a shower
#1531 [05:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> one wouldnt listen and the other.. well.. is just a troll aparently
#1532 [05:49] <Voxalisacunt> VoxalHead
#1533 [05:50] <Exdero> ?? bot
#1534 [05:50] <Exdero> ??> Channel bot
#1535 [05:50] <Exdero> ??> Channel bot
#1536 [05:50] <VoxelHead> Channel: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#1537 [05:50] <mib_n91pxz> help my minecraft crashed and it is not becos of a mod or texture pack
#1538 [05:50] * VoxalHead [VoxalHead@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1539 [05:51] <VoxalHead> I WANK A COCK
#1540 [05:51] <Exdero> ??> Interestedandbored fubar/hamachi
#1541 [05:51] <VoxelHead> Interestedandbored: (fubar/hamachi) Hamachi has been squatting on a previously unallocated IP address space. This block of addresses, 5.0.0.0/8, has been allocated by IANA. As such, Hamachi conflicts with the internet. As such, #MineCraftHelp will neither support nor assist with server network issues for hosts using Hamachi for connectivity.
#1542 [05:51] <VoxelHead> Interestedandbored: (fubar/hamachi) If you are using Hamachi, use a different solution such as proper port forwarding, or a VPN.
#1543 [05:51] <VoxalHead> Ur all nohb heads
#1544 [05:51] <VoxalHead> fuk u all
#1545 [05:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> n91: how does it crash? errors? black/white screen?
#1546 [05:52] <mib_n91pxz> voxshithead
#1547 [05:52] <VoxalHead> this is my cha\t so fuk off
#1548 [05:52] <mib_n91pxz> error screen
#1549 [05:52] <VoxalHead> fuk ur mum and wait in line
#1550 [05:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> n91: telling us the error helps us resolve the error
#1551 [05:53] <VoxalHead> the error is ur mums pussy is to tight
#1552 [05:53] <Exdero> ??> mib_n91pxz requirements
#1553 [05:53] <VoxelHead> mib_n91pxz: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#1554 [05:53] * VoxelNose [VoxelNose@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1555 [05:53] <VoxalHead> I WANK COCK IN MY MOUTH3
#1556 [05:53] <Exdero> Vox needs a less rude version of that? lol
#1557 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes :P
#1558 [05:54] <VoxalHead> ok a black cock
#1559 [05:54] * VoxelNose [VoxelNose@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1560 [05:54] <mib_n91pxz> i hadproblems with internet and then i tried to log in i couldnt so i locked minecraft down and when it was going to mojang screen it comes up with minecraft crashed
#1561 [05:54] <VoxelNose> I SNIFF U
#1562 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... trolls make me wish for banning ability
#1563 [05:54] <VoxelNose> SNIFF SNIFF
#1564 [05:55] <Exdero> IKR?
#1565 [05:55] <VoxalHead> head banger
#1566 [05:55] * Exdero feels like he's been dealing with this shit all day.
#1566 [05:55] <VoxalHead> mabeyt u have
#1567 [05:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: you got them started.
#1568 [05:55] <VoxalHead> so get off ur comp and get a life
#1569 [05:55] <VoxalHead> or my nose will snif u
#1570 [05:56] * VoxelEye [VoxelEye@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1571 [05:56] <VoxelEye> I SEE U
#1572 [05:56] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: I know. I'm still laughing. I meant the incapable people in general.
#1573 [05:56] * VoxelMouth [VoxelMouth@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1574 [05:56] <VoxelMouth> I LICK U
#1575 [05:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> almostroot, you there? some help?
#1576 [05:57] <VoxelNose> SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
#1577 [05:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Kealper? GreyVulpine? *poking at peoples name-pings*
#1578 [05:57] <Exdero> Probably not
#1579 [05:57] <VoxalHead> y have i got a chode
#1580 [05:57] * Exdero yells at the server.
#1580 [05:58] <VoxalHead> he yells I WANT BLACK COCK
#1581 [05:58] * VoxelDick [VoxelDick@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1582 [05:58] <Exdero> HEY YOU! Yeah! You! Give us op :3
#1583 [05:58] * |Kiikun|Janus| is half tempted to find an admin
#1583 [05:58] <VoxalHead> me
#1584 [05:58] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: I'd appreciate it x.x
#1585 [05:58] <VoxelDick> HELLO
#1586 [05:58] <VoxelDick> PISSSS
#1587 [05:58] <VoxalHead> find one ill lick u if u do
#1588 [05:59] <Boreeas> What's going on with voxehead?
#1589 [05:59] <Exdero> Nothing
#1590 [05:59] <Exdero> Trolls
#1591 [05:59] <Boreeas> Oh, I see
#1592 [05:59] <Exdero> -_-
#1593 [05:59] <VoxalHead> i want willy
#1594 [05:59] <VoxelNose> HE GOT HACKED
#1595 [05:59] <Boreeas> !kick VoxelNose No
#1596 [05:59] * AuBot kicked VoxelNose from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by Boreeas with reason: No))
#1597 [05:59] <mib_n91pxz> me too
#1598 [05:59] <VoxelEye> TROLLOLOLOLOLOL
#1599 [05:59] <Boreeas> Sigh
#1600 [05:59] <mib_n91pxz> gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
#1601 [05:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lots of trolls
#1602 [05:59] <VoxalHead> did u no i give anal to my dog
#1603 [06:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> well.. just two who keep rejoining'
#1604 [06:00] <VoxelEye> poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#1605 [06:00] <Boreeas> !kick VoxelEye Sigh
#1606 [06:00] * AuBot kicked VoxelEye from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I love you too! <3 (Issued by Boreeas with reason: Sigh))
#1607 [06:00] <VoxelDick> I PEE ON U
#1608 [06:00] <mib_n91pxz> gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhggghggghhgghhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
#1609 [06:00] <Boreeas> !kick VoxelDick Sigh
#1610 [06:00] * AuBot kicked VoxelDick from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by Boreeas with reason: Sigh))
#1611 [06:00] <Boreeas> !kick mib_n91pxz Sigh
#1612 [06:00] * AuBot kicked mib_n91pxz from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Don't let the door hit ya where the dogs should have bit ya! (Issued by Boreeas with reason: Sigh))
#1613 [06:00] <VoxalHead> MY MUM WANTS GREESY BUM SEX
#1614 [06:00] <Boreeas> <_>
#1615 [06:00] <Boreeas> help
#1616 [06:01] <VoxalHead> how about no
#1617 [06:01] <VoxelMouth> U CANT DEFEAT ME
#1618 [06:01] <VoxalHead> wait in line u cheeky fukkeer
#1619 [06:01] * |Kiikun|Janus| cant issue kicks
#1619 [06:01] <VoxalHead> unlucky chucky
#1620 [06:02] <VoxelMouth> BORWELIAMGAY NO WE NO HELP U U ROOD
#1621 [06:02] <Boreeas> |Kiikun|Janus|: I don't think it wozuld change anything, they can jrejoin too fast
#1622 [06:02] <Boreeas> !tell
#1623 [06:02] * |Kiikun|Janus| has them on ignore, no matter what their nicks
#1623 [06:03] <VoxelMouth> NO
#1624 [06:03] <VoxalHead> i want ur mum
#1625 [06:03] <VoxalHead> i am at ur window in a tree so watch out
#1626 [06:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !help
#1627 [06:03] * Exdero [Exdero@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1628 [06:04] <Exdero> Finally
#1629 [06:04] <Boreeas> I want a !tell method
#1630 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> Everyone Leave Your Too Rood To Admins
#1631 [06:04] <Exdero> Dang keyboard
#1632 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh :P
#1633 [06:04] <VoxalHead> ur mum need to PAY ME
#1634 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !motd
#1635 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> SPAM
#1636 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> SPAM
#1637 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> SPAMSPAM
#1638 [06:04] <Exdero> FFS. Google chrome preferences died again
#1639 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol, no motd
#1640 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> SPAM
#1641 [06:04] <VoxalHead> hack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hack
#1642 [06:04] <VoxelMouth> SPAM
#1643 [06:04] <Exdero> ??< motd
#1644 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !serverfaq
#1645 [06:05] <VoxalHead> hack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackh
#1646 [06:05] <VoxelMouth> SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
#1647 [06:05] <VoxelMouth> SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
#1648 [06:05] <Boreeas> !kick VoxelMouth no
#1649 [06:05] * AuBot kicked VoxelMouth from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Boreeas with reason: no))
#1650 [06:05] <VoxalHead> hack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackhack hack hack hack hackh
#1651 [06:05] <Boreeas> !kick VoxalHead No
#1652 [06:05] * AuBot kicked VoxalHead from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by Boreeas with reason: No))
#1653 [06:05] <Exdero> Feel free to op Me and Kii -.-
#1654 [06:05] <Exdero> or voice us
#1655 [06:05] <Exdero> w/e
#1656 [06:05] <Boreeas> I cant :/
#1657 [06:05] <Exdero> This has been going on for 20+ minutes :/
#1658 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and we wouldnt b authorized anyway
#1659 [06:06] * VoxelBut [VoxelBut@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1660 [06:06] <VoxelBut> HELLO
#1661 [06:06] <Exdero> Kick?
#1662 [06:06] <VoxelBut> I NEED HELP
#1663 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i was about to go into #help to find an ircop
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#1666 [06:06] <rymate1234> Hai Eplemosen
#1667 [06:06] <Boreeas> |Kiikun|: Thats a great idea
#1668 [06:06] <Eplemosen> Hi
#1669 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or just the threat of it :P
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#1671 [06:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or not
#1672 [06:07] <Boreeas> [12:06:42] VoxelBut I SPAM U
#1673 [06:07] <Boreeas> [12:06:48] |<-- VoxelBut has left fr.freebnc.net:1337 (Client Quit)
#1674 [06:07] <Boreeas> Hahaha
#1675 [06:07] <Exdero> You saw that too? :3
#1676 [06:07] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1677 [06:07] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1678 [06:08] <Eplemosen> um
#1679 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1680 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1681 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1682 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1683 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> hey
#1684 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1685 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1686 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1687 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1688 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> u
#1689 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1690 [06:08] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAM
#1691 [06:09] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1692 [06:09] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1693 [06:09] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1694 [06:09] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1695 [06:09] <VoaxlMouth> HACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HACK with a bit of cheep meat SPAMHACK HACK HACK HAC
#1696 [06:10] <Thrae> Boreeas: Do you have the ability to ban masks? *!Mibbit@host86-174-20-213.range86-174.btcentralplus.com
#1697 [06:10] <Boreeas> No
#1698 [06:10] <rymate1234> Lol thats not hard to do lol
#1699 [06:10] <Boreeas> But I got their hosts
#1700 [06:10] <Boreeas> So I'll tell GreyVulpine to do it
#1701 [06:11] <rymate1234> D:
#1702 [06:11] <rymate1234> THEY BE LETTING BT DOWN
#1703 [06:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i still have the other one on ignore, so i can give him the mask for that one
#1704 [06:12] <Exdero> Hmm
#1705 [06:12] <Boreeas> Great
#1706 [06:12] <Exdero> I'll mod my log
#1707 [06:12] <Exdero> Fix all their shit
#1708 [06:12] <Boreeas> Acttually, can you pass them along? I won't be here the next week
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#1710 [06:12] <Exdero> You should give me them too..I'll be here all day tomorrow
#1711 [06:12] <Exdero> Life? What's a life?
#1712 [06:13] <rymate1234> Exdero, so what did I miss
#1713 [06:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> trolls evolving to level 1 channel flooders
#1714 [06:13] <rymate1234> :o
#1715 [06:13] <Exdero> Twenty minutes of fail trols
#1716 [06:13] <Exdero> trolls*
#1717 [06:13] <rymate1234> worse than that username guy?
#1718 [06:13] <Boreeas> -.-
#1719 [06:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ry: thats was a troll here for the laughs. these were 'i flood you with swears!' troll
#1720 [06:14] <rymate1234> :o
#1721 [06:14] <rymate1234> DAT IS NOT GOOD
#1722 [06:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> note that i had them ignored most of the time :P
#1723 [06:15] <Exdero> Note that I fed the trolls
#1724 [06:15] <Exdero> Cause I'm a prick and think it's hilarious
#1725 [06:15] <rymate1234> :o :D
#1726 [06:15] <Boreeas> o.O
#1727 [06:15] <Exdero> They were being jerks, so I "Vox'd" em.
#1728 [06:16] <Exdero> Yup. I'm coining that term..
#1729 [06:16] <Boreeas> !kick Exdero I am disappoint
#1730 [06:16] * AuBot kicked Exdero from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you stay here. (Issued by Boreeas with reason: I am disappoint))
#1731 [06:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah... ex tossed a firecracker into the beehive
#1732 [06:16] <Boreeas> :P
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#1734 [06:16] <Exdero> </3
#1735 [06:16] <Boreeas> :(
#1736 [06:16] <rymate1234> whats vox'd ?
#1737 [06:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i think ex likes getting kicked...
#1738 [06:16] <Exdero> You breakeded mai hart Dx
#1739 [06:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> he hit them with attitude dont/spam and stuff
#1740 [06:16] <Exdero> Yup
#1741 [06:16] <Exdero> Only once
#1742 [06:16] <rymate1234> :o :D
#1743 [06:16] <Exdero> For the two trolls
#1744 [06:17] <Exdero> Uhh
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#1746 [06:17] <Exdero> Dang
#1747 [06:17] <Exdero> I'll check my log. hold on
#1748 [06:17] <rymate1234> Oh, you know that username guy? I know who it was :D
#1749 [06:17] <Exdero> Oh?
#1750 [06:17] <rymate1234> ME!
#1751 [06:17] <rymate1234> :D
#1752 [06:17] * rymate1234 was bored
#1752 [06:18] <Exdero> Oh? Good job :P
#1753 [06:18] <Exdero> Dual Trolling=win
#1754 [06:18] <rymate1234> lol
#1755 [06:20] <Exdero> Wow. I have the logs from the moment I started using this client..
#1756 [06:20] <Exdero> Which..was a couple of days ago..
#1757 [06:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mibbit records logs :P
#1758 [06:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mwahahaha
#1759 [06:20] * Exdero scrolls down for a long....loonnnggg time
#1759 [06:20] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt have logging on in mirc
#1759 [06:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> http://statistics.minecraftirc.net/minecrafthelp.html
#1760 [06:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1761 [06:23] * |Kiikun|Janus| should actually be in 15th spot there.. but nicks arnt being merged.
#1761 [06:24] <Exdero> Aww..I no make the list D:
#1762 [06:25] <rymate1234> username should be there for epic trolling
#1763 [06:26] * rymate1234 goe to play minecraft
#1763 [06:27] <Exdero> Alright
#1764 [06:27] <Exdero> I put it in a text doc. Anyone want to look at it? o.o
#1765 [06:28] <rymate1234> No
#1766 [06:28] * Exdero Put me Voxing them in the doc. I'll do the whole troll/flood later...
#1766 [06:28] <Exdero> Oh...well
#1767 [06:28] <Exdero> Fine then >:O Go play your minecraft..
#1768 [06:28] <Exdero> I'm gonna go..play my sleep?
#1769 [06:29] <Exdero> Yes! I'm going to play sleepcraft :3
#1770 [06:29] * |Kiikun|Janus| goes to have a dream about building the universe.
#1770 [06:30] * Exdero goes to dream about sleep.
#1770 [06:30] <Exdero> :3
#1771 [06:30] <Exdero> Gnight :P
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#1781 [07:05] <calatalee> i need help
#1782 [07:06] <calatalee> HELLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppp
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#1791 [07:54] <shmoo> got a problem connecting to servers can anyone help?
#1792 [07:55] <mib_n6f8b6> got a problem connecting to severs to
#1793 [07:55] <shmoo> hello?
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#1795 [07:55] <shmoo> could it be me or did minecraft shut down multiplayer again?
#1796 [07:55] <mib_n6f8b6> idk
#1797 [07:55] <shmoo> no nvm not connecting logging in to servers
#1798 [07:56] <mib_n6f8b6> ya i no
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#1800 [07:56] <shmoo> ok so its not just me
#1801 [07:56] <shmoo> what does it say when you try to log on
#1802 [07:56] <mib_n6f8b6> nope
#1803 [07:56] <zelda> greetings. anyone know of a server mod like the single player command mod? http://simo415.wikispaces.com/spc_commands
#1804 [07:57] <mib_n6f8b6> why isn't multiplayer working
#1805 [07:58] <severance> ??> zelda mods
#1806 [07:58] <VoxelHead> zelda: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#1807 [07:58] <VoxelHead> zelda: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#1808 [07:58] <shmoo> internal exception: java.net.socketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#1809 [07:58] <zelda> oh
#1810 [07:58] <mib_n6f8b6> ok
#1811 [07:58] <severance> !isdown
#1812 [07:58] <GreyBot> severance: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1813 [07:58] <shmoo> hold on ill check notchs blog and minecraft status to figure out what is wrong
#1814 [07:59] <severance> shmoo it's either the server that you're trying to connect is down
#1815 [07:59] <severance> or your network is really slow
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#1817 [08:00] <mib_n6f8b6> ya same prob
#1818 [08:01] <shmoo> same here
#1819 [08:01] <mib_n6f8b6> i can't coneet to the severs on the website i won't let me and i have java
#1820 [08:02] <mib_n6f8b6> i want to do that to
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#1822 [08:04] <severance> just tested
#1823 [08:04] <severance> multiplayer works.
#1824 [08:04] <severance> you're doing it wrong, I guess
#1825 [08:04] <mib_n6f8b6> ok thank u
#1826 [08:04] <shmoo> and?
#1827 [08:04] <shmoo> the status?
#1828 [08:05] <mib_n6f8b6> wait but the multiplayer is still not working on the web site is just a black box
#1829 [08:05] <shmoo> ok
#1830 [08:06] <shmoo> when is the next update gonna be? has not been one in a while
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#1834 [08:13] <mib_n6f8b6> I've been waiting for it to connect to the sever on the website sill just black and i have java
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#1836 [08:14] <Calinou> a specific server can't cause blackscreens, unless it uses gameplay mods
#1837 [08:15] <mib_n6f8b6> oh thx
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#1839 [08:16] <rick7576> i have a problem with playing minecraft classic, when i try to load the applet there keeps occuring an error, it says : fatal error occured (4): unable to get input stream for lwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#1840 [08:17] <rick7576> does annyone know what i have to do?
#1841 [08:19] <severance> nobody knows, shmoo
#1842 [08:19] <severance> apparently, when it's ready
#1843 [08:19] <rick7576> ok so i'; just wait
#1844 [08:19] <severance> they are playtesting/showcasing 1.8 at some event right now though
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#1846 [08:21] <rick7576> ok then i will try another time
#1847 [08:21] <rick7576> tnx anyway
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#1851 [08:36] <xiwmxwilliamson> how to fix this error Fatal error occured (4): Permission denied: connect
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#1863 [08:58] <themcguy> hello can someone please help me
#1864 [08:59] <themcguy> please help
#1865 [08:59] <gPad2002> themcguy: Depends on the problem
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#1867 [09:00] <themcguy> ok so yesterday i was here and they told me to delete my stuff for minecraft cause it wasnt working and get it again but keep my saved files and i did exactly that but i still cant play my maps
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#1869 [09:00] <themcguy> and minecraft works now
#1870 [09:00] <themcguy> but no maps
#1871 [09:01] <themcguy> can u help me
#1872 [09:02] <themcguy> hello?
#1873 [09:02] <gPad2002> Hmm
#1874 [09:02] <gPad2002> You kept the saves/ folder?
#1875 [09:02] <themcguy> yes
#1876 [09:03] <gPad2002> But it shows no worlds?
#1877 [09:03] <themcguy> yes
#1878 [09:03] <themcguy> so i cnt play my worlds
#1879 [09:03] <gPad2002> Would you go and check that there's anything in that folder?
#1880 [09:04] <themcguy> in wat folder the saves one
#1881 [09:04] <gPad2002> %AppData%/.minecraft/saves
#1882 [09:04] <themcguy> o
#1883 [09:04] <themcguy> ok
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#1885 [09:05] <themcguy> ok so my new saves folder has my old saves folder inside i dont no y i put it there
#1886 [09:05] <gPad2002> lol, well, there you go
#1887 [09:05] <gPad2002> You know what to do right?
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#1889 [09:06] <themcguy> wait let me test it
#1890 [09:06] <themcguy> o i got it
#1891 [09:06] <themcguy> thank u
#1892 [09:06] <themcguy> oya i have one more question
#1893 [09:06] <gPad2002> Go on
#1894 [09:07] <themcguy> well i recently got a texture pack and whenever i use tht the screen goes black after why is tht
#1895 [09:07] <gPad2002> It's out of date or broken
#1896 [09:07] <themcguy> its the batman texture pack
#1897 [09:07] <gPad2002> Or installed incorrectly
#1898 [09:07] <gPad2002> One of the three at least
#1899 [09:07] <themcguy> idk
#1900 [09:07] <themcguy> how do i check
#1901 [09:08] <gPad2002> See if anyone else in the thread has problems
#1902 [09:08] <themcguy> should i try it again
#1903 [09:08] <themcguy> nope
#1904 [09:08] <themcguy> how do i install it properly
#1905 [09:08] <gPad2002> Then you probably installed it incorrectly
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#1907 [09:08] <gPad2002> I don't know, read the thread
#1908 [09:08] <themcguy> if i did make a mistake
#1909 [09:08] <gPad2002> Each pack is different
#1910 [09:08] <themcguy> o should i show
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#1913 [09:10] <themcguy> it says do this b4 installing
#1914 [09:10] <themcguy> 1. Hit Windows Key + R to open the Run console. 2. Type in and enter the following: %appdata%/.minecraft/ To reach the folder on a Mac: 1. Open Finder. 2. Navigate to the following: (Username)/Library/Application Support/minecraft. 3. That should open a folder, in that folder delete the bin folder. 4. Run Minecraft and let it patch. When that's done, close Mi
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#1918 [09:11] <themcguy> * Installing the Texture Pack 1. Save my pack's zip file to the texturepacks folder in your minececraft directory. (Do not extract!) 2. Click here to download the latest version of MCPatcher. 3. Run MCPatcher and hit Patch, then close it when it's done. 4. Run Minecraft and go to Mods and Texture Packs to select my pack.
#1919 [09:11] <gPad2002> MCPatcher thread reporting problems?
#1920 [09:11] <themcguy> no it works good
#1921 [09:12] <themcguy> but idk y i have to get it i know it is for the hd thing well thts wat it says like hd something and better glass or grass i think
#1922 [09:13] <themcguy> n i have to check the one i want
#1923 [09:14] <themcguy> i cnt play on the texture pack
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#1925 [09:19] <themcguy> hey gPad2002
#1926 [09:19] <gPad2002> Hmm?
#1927 [09:20] <gPad2002> Sorry, a little busy right now
#1928 [09:20] <gPad2002> Sorting out my University grant
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#1930 [09:20] <themcguy> so the batman texture pack says game version 1.7 can i use that on the game version 1.7.3
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#1937 [09:29] <themcguy> hello
#1938 [09:30] <themcguy> plz help
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#1940 [09:30] <themcguy> hello someone
#1941 [09:30] <themcguy> plz help
#1942 [09:31] <themcguy> can someone plz help me
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#1944 [09:32] <Sin|AWAY> themcguy does the texture pack require a patcher? if not, you can always just try it and see then switch back if it doesn't work right
#1945 [09:32] <themcguy> yes it does it says to download mcpatcher
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#1947 [09:33] <Sin|AWAY> ah I never use textures that require a patcher
#1948 [09:33] <themcguy> o
#1949 [09:33] <themcguy> well wat texture packs do u have
#1950 [09:34] <themcguy> the one i want is this batman one
#1951 [09:34] <Sin|AWAY> I only use one really, the painterly customizable pack
#1952 [09:34] <themcguy> o
#1953 [09:34] <themcguy> wat does tht do
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#1955 [09:35] <pachuco> woa wats tis
#1956 [09:35] <Sin|AWAY> http://painterlypack.net/ Just lets you choose what everything will look like. I don't see a point to changing textures since it doesn't change gameplay, so I just chose one I liked and stuck with it
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#1958 [09:35] <themcguy> ok ill check it out
#1959 [09:35] <Sin|AWAY> pachuco this is a help chat for minecraft "staffed" by volunteers
#1960 [09:36] <themcguy> do i go to create
#1961 [09:37] <Sin|AWAY> yeah
#1962 [09:37] <themcguy> ok
#1963 [09:38] <themcguy> i dont want it i want the batman one can u look at it
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#1965 [09:41] <Sin|AWAY> Well you could just as well ask a question of the texture pack's author as I could. Just ask them on whatever forum they're on if it is updated for 1.7.3
#1966 [09:41] <Sin|AWAY> and be sure you follow all the instructions for installing it if it is, so you don't break your game
#1967 [09:41] <themcguy> ok thanks
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#1969 [09:45] <Takis> hi to alla
#1970 [09:45] <Takis> al
#1971 [09:45] <Takis> i wont techical help
#1972 [09:45] <Takis> immediatle
#1973 [09:45] <Takis> for minecraft
#1974 [09:45] <Sin|AWAY> ??> takis attitude
#1975 [09:45] <VoxelHead> takis: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#1976 [09:45] <VoxelHead> takis: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#1977 [09:46] <Takis> every time i want to play
#1978 [09:46] <Takis> says
#1979 [09:46] <Takis> \runtime
#1980 [09:46] <Takis> problem
#1981 [09:46] <Sin|AWAY> ??> Takis java/version
#1982 [09:46] <VoxelHead> Takis: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1983 [09:46] <VoxelHead> Takis: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1984 [09:46] <Takis> ooo
#1985 [09:46] <Sin|AWAY> tell us what version that site tells you
#1986 [09:46] <Takis> i try everything
#1987 [09:47] <Takis> textures packs\
#1988 [09:47] <Takis> install java again
#1989 [09:47] <Takis> everything
#1990 [09:47] <Takis> never work for me
#1991 [09:47] <Sin|AWAY> ok so your java is 1.6.0_26?
#1992 [09:48] <Sin|AWAY> (or 27 I guess now)
#1993 [09:48] <Takis> 27
#1994 [09:48] <Takis> 1.6.0.27
#1995 [09:48] <Sin|AWAY> alright. are you on windows?
#1996 [09:48] <Takis> i have 64 bit
#1997 [09:48] <Takis> yes
#1998 [09:48] <Takis> yes
#1999 [09:48] <Sin|AWAY> ok hold down your windows key and press the pause/break key, tell me your processor speed and RAM.
#2000 [09:50] <Takis> 2.13 cpu
#2001 [09:50] <Takis> 3gb ram
#2002 [09:50] <Sinistrahd> alright so those look good. Next I'll have you do one more thing to look at your specs
#2003 [09:50] <Sinistrahd> ??> Takis win/dxdiag
#2004 [09:50] <VoxelHead> Takis: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2005 [09:50] <VoxelHead> Takis: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2006 [09:50] <Takis> yes yes
#2007 [09:50] <Takis> dx 11
#2008 [09:50] <Takis> i have
#2009 [09:51] <Takis> just a momen
#2010 [09:51] <Sinistrahd> right but I need other information out of the report that generates
#2011 [09:51] <Sinistrahd> ok
#2012 [09:52] <rymate1234> so
#2013 [09:52] <Sinistrahd> hi rymate1234
#2014 [09:53] <Sinistrahd> how's things?
#2015 [09:53] <Takis> http://pastebin.com/rMFRQ2pK
#2016 [09:53] <rymate1234> ok
#2017 [09:53] <Takis> Please help me
#2018 [09:53] <Takis> one month now
#2019 [09:53] <Takis> i try but nothing
#2020 [09:53] <Sinistrahd> ok takis, 2 possible options. first let's try updating your video card drivers
#2021 [09:53] <rymate1234> Takis, Intel(R) HD Graphics <--- problem
#2022 [09:54] <Sinistrahd> rymate1234 they work for some people
#2023 [09:54] <Sinistrahd> but the drivers are old
#2024 [09:54] <Sinistrahd> ??> Takis gpu/intel
#2025 [09:54] <VoxelHead> Takis: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#2026 [09:55] <Sinistrahd> rymate1234 how come you're not in the break room?
#2027 [09:55] <Takis> just a moment to check it
#2028 [09:56] <rymate1234> Sinistrahd, the what?
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#2031 [10:00] <guest-87219-75986> Im back
#2032 [10:00] <zingo1zang> Anyway, i need help here http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/579927-minecraft-server-failed-to-bind-port/page__gopid__7658463#entry7658463
#2033 [10:02] <Sinistrahd> zingo1zang looks like you need to open server.properties with notepad and remove the ip address you typed into it
#2034 [10:02] <Sinistrahd> in almost every case it's best to leave that blank
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#2039 [10:06] <zingo1zang> Sinistrad, not case.
#2040 [10:06] <zingo1zang> Already did that last night
#2041 [10:06] <zingo1zang> It still likes to shoot errors.
#2042 [10:07] <Sinistrahd> ok zingo1zang, and you set the port to TCP right? and made sure that it matches your port in server.properties?
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#2044 [10:09] <MrJJLand> i need someone to help out my friend
#2045 [10:10] <Takis> hey
#2046 [10:10] <Takis> i check it
#2047 [10:10] <Takis> and its the last
#2048 [10:10] <Takis> drivers
#2049 [10:10] <Takis> from toshiba
#2050 [10:10] <Sinistrahd> ok Takis, someone else told me another thing for you to try
#2051 [10:10] <MrJJLand> can someone help my friend
#2052 [10:11] <Takis> what
#2053 [10:11] <Morrolan> Takis: Wait, are you on a Toshiba laptop? What model?
#2054 [10:11] <Takis> satelite c660
#2055 [10:11] <Morrolan> MrJJLand: We need you to give us further information if you actually need help.
#2056 [10:11] * Morrolan pokes GreyVulpine
#2056 [10:11] <Sinistrahd> he has intel graphics drivers, not amd :P
#2057 [10:11] <Sinistrahd> checked his dxdiag already
#2058 [10:11] <Takis> psc0qe
#2059 [10:11] <Morrolan> Hmm? And they work fine to update, Sinistrahd?
#2060 [10:11] <Morrolan> Nevermind then. :D
#2061 [10:11] <Sinistrahd> the driver site told him they're up to date
#2062 [10:11] <MrJJLand> well all i want to know is why my friend didnt get help yesturday
#2063 [10:12] <MrJJLand> he was on for 30 minutes trying o get help
#2064 [10:12] <Morrolan> MrJJLand: Because none was here I guess...
#2065 [10:12] <Takis> please
#2066 [10:12] <Sinistrahd> Takis try this: uninstall your java again and then install this one: http://java.com/de/download/faq/java_win64bit.xml
#2067 [10:12] <Takis> another i want to try
#2068 [10:12] <Takis> it'all ok
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#2070 [10:12] <Takis> about java\
#2071 [10:12] <Takis> 64 bit i have
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#2073 [10:13] <morton> my minecraft loads and right b4 it show the mojang symbol it freezes
#2074 [10:13] <Morrolan> Takis: So you've got both, a 64 bit OS and 64 bit Java?
#2075 [10:13] <Morrolan> morton: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2076 [10:13] <Takis> ko
#2077 [10:13] <Takis> ok
#2078 [10:13] <Takis> windows
#2079 [10:14] <Morrolan> Takis: I was not talking to you, but to morton.
#2080 [10:14] <Takis> i'm computer techichia
#2081 [10:14] <Takis> n
#2082 [10:14] <Morrolan> And? Why would this be of any importance to me? ;)
#2083 [10:14] <Takis> i've try anything on my computer
#2084 [10:14] <Morrolan> So, again, are you using both, a 64 bit OS AND 64 bit Java?
#2085 [10:15] <Takis> yes
#2086 [10:15] <Morrolan> Ok. I assume you have one installation of Java only? So there is not a parallel 32 bit installation?
#2087 [10:16] <Takis> no
#2088 [10:16] <Takis> only 64 bit i try an 32 bit\
#2089 [10:17] <Morrolan> Nah, that's fine. (Well, you can try, but normally parallel installations only cause errors)
#2090 [10:17] <Sinistrahd> does javara work on 64 bit java?
#2091 [10:17] <Morrolan> What is the error message you get actually? And do you get any file callled hs_err_pid_numbershere near the Minecraft launcher?
#2092 [10:17] <Takis> yes
#2093 [10:17] <Takis> http://pastebin.com/rMFRQ2pK
#2094 [10:17] <Morrolan> Sinistrahd: I think I've heard that it doesn't work with recent installations at all.
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#2097 [10:17] <Takis> check the problem
#2098 [10:17] <Morrolan> Takis: That's a dxdiag, not an error report.
#2099 [10:17] <zingo1zang> So cananyone help?? http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3214/help2r.png
#2100 [10:17] <Takis> i have copypaste it
#2101 [10:17] <zingo1zang> not that wrong thing
#2102 [10:18] <zingo1zang> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/579927-minecraft-server-failed-to-bind-port/
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#2104 [10:18] <Takis> i have ttry to play
#2105 [10:18] <Takis> in my browser
#2106 [10:19] <Takis> tha same problem
#2107 [10:19] <Sin|AWAY> gotta run, time to train the puppy
#2108 [10:19] <Takis> i have
#2109 [10:19] <xarcus> i tried to delete .minecraft and it sayed that my save file couldnt be deleted becuase it was in use or i dont have permission or i dont have enough room
#2110 [10:20] <xarcus> i tried on the admins site nothing
#2111 [10:20] <Morrolan> xarcus: Uh, you know that, if you delete the whole .minecraft folder all your saves will be gone, right?
#2112 [10:21] <xarcus> yeah
#2113 [10:21] <Morrolan> xarcus: If you do want to delete it then: a) Make sure Minecraft isn't running. b) Kill any 'javaw.exe' process in task manager.
#2114 [10:21] <xarcus> im installing a mod
#2115 [10:21] <xarcus> i already did
#2116 [10:21] <Morrolan> If it still doesn't work after a) and b) then c) Restart your computer.
#2117 [10:21] <xarcus> i made a copy of my saves
#2118 [10:22] <xarcus> ok ill be back if tht doesnt work
#2119 [10:22] <xarcus> cya
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#2121 [10:26] <imback> hey it worked thanks
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#2123 [10:26] <imback> this is xaurus
#2124 [10:26] <Morrolan> imback: Ah, good to hear. :)
#2125 [10:26] <imback> u guys rock
#2126 [10:26] <WoH-George> Hello Can I Please have Some Help
#2127 [10:26] <imback> bye
#2128 [10:26] <Morrolan> Cya, imback
#2129 [10:27] <Morrolan> WoH-George: Only if you were to tell us your issue. ;)
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#2131 [10:27] <WoH-George> Ok When I Start Up My Launcher It Wont Load Up The Version Update News and I Cant Login To Minecraft
#2132 [10:28] <WoH-George> And I Cant Type In The Username Or The Password
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#2134 [10:28] <Morrolan> Does nothing pop up at all, or is it just messed up somehow, WoH-George?
#2135 [10:28] <zingo1zang> How do i find out my servers IP ?
#2136 [10:28] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: Go on a site like www.whatismyip.com for the external IP.
#2137 [10:29] <username> so when i try to play minecraft the "updating minecraft" screen just says done loadng yet it just freezes there.
#2138 [10:29] <zingo1zang> But which one for my server IP?
#2139 [10:29] <WoH-George> It Just Wont Let Me Login And Yea It Messed Up Pretty much No Error Message Ive Tried Reinstalling Minecra
#2140 [10:29] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: For the internal IP, open a command prompt and type in 'ipconfig', then get the number next to "ipv4" address
#2141 [10:29] <zingo1zang> Ok
#2142 [10:29] <Morrolan> WoH-George: So, what happens if you try to login?
#2143 [10:29] <zingo1zang> then what?
#2144 [10:29] <WoH-George> Minecraft And Java
#2145 [10:29] <zingo1zang> Wait
#2146 [10:29] <WoH-George> It Just Freezes
#2147 [10:29] <username> it freezes on the loading screen
#2148 [10:29] <zingo1zang> But do i use internal or External for the server?
#2149 [10:30] <Morrolan> username: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux? Also, did it ever work before?
#2150 [10:30] <username> windows and yes it worked tons of other times
#2151 [10:30] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: The internal IP is if you'd like to connect from the same network as the server, the external is the one other people need to use to connect.
#2152 [10:30] <Morrolan> ??> username win/reinst/bat
#2153 [10:30] <VoxelHead> username: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2154 [10:30] <VoxelHead> username: (win/reinst/bat) Minecraft Reinstall Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2155 [10:30] <Morrolan> username: Please Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#2156 [10:30] <username> thks
#2157 [10:30] <zingo1zang> Ok morro, but which one to use
#2158 [10:30] <zingo1zang> I want to play on my server along with other people to join
#2159 [10:31] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: As I said, internal if from the same network (your family, yourself), external for people from outside.
#2160 [10:31] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: You will have to portforward in order to let people connect from outside btw.
#2161 [10:31] <zingo1zang> so the external is the one i give to people
#2162 [10:31] <zingo1zang> i already did lol
#2163 [10:31] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: Exactly.
#2164 [10:31] <Morrolan> WoH-George: Hmm, are you using any security software?
#2165 [10:31] <Morrolan> WoH-George: Because it sounds as if something is blocking minecraft from connecting to the internet.
#2166 [10:32] <zingo1zang> so the ip on whatismyipadress.com is the external correct
#2167 [10:32] <WoH-George> were u in here before zingo1zang
#2168 [10:32] <zingo1zang> @Morro, no.
#2169 [10:32] <zingo1zang> @WoH yes
#2170 [10:32] <zingo1zang> Last night
#2171 [10:32] <WoH-George> i thorght they fixed ur prob
#2172 [10:32] <zingo1zang> Nope
#2173 [10:32] <zingo1zang> I had 2go
#2174 [10:32] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: Yes, that's the external address.
#2175 [10:33] <Morrolan> http://www.whatismyip.com/ is the correct address btw, zingo1zang.
#2176 [10:33] <zingo1zang> Can anyone here connect to my server?
#2177 [10:33] <zingo1zang> To see if it works?
#2178 [10:33] <WoH-George> My Minecraft Wont Start So I Cant
#2179 [10:33] <WoH-George> Thats Why Im Here
#2180 [10:33] <zingo1zang> Morro can you connect
#2181 [10:33] <zingo1zang> ?
#2182 [10:34] <WoH-George> If Its Workin Il Try
#2183 [10:34] <username> so i tried the woogly.dnsdojo.net address but its not connecting
#2184 [10:34] <zingo1zang> WoH whats ur problem
#2185 [10:34] <WoH-George> MC Wont Start
#2186 [10:34] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: Uh, you'd need to give me your IP address first for me to try. ;)
#2187 [10:34] <Morrolan> WoH-George: As I said:
#2188 [10:34] <zingo1zang> morro how do i PM
#2189 [10:34] <Morrolan> [16:31:44] <@Morrolan> WoH-George: Hmm, are you using any security software?
#2190 [10:34] <Morrolan> [16:31:58] <@Morrolan> WoH-George: Because it sounds as if something is blocking minecraft from connecting to the internet.
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#2192 [10:34] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: "/msg Morrolan stuffhere"
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#2194 [10:35] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: On the other hand, your IP isn't really something you can keep secret on the internet. :)
#2195 [10:35] <WoH-George> IT Worked Before
#2196 [10:35] <WoH-George> IL See I Use AVG
#2197 [10:36] <zingo1zang> OMG AYE
#2198 [10:36] <zingo1zang> MY SERVER
#2199 [10:36] <zingo1zang> IT WURKS
#2200 [10:37] <zingo1zang> Morro, do you have experience with the permissions plugin?
#2201 [10:37] <username> the address doesnt work
#2202 [10:37] <Morrolan> zingo1zang: Nope, sorry. Try your luck in #bukkit or #permissions
#2203 [10:37] <zingo1zang> K
#2204 [10:37] <Morrolan> username: Well, that's most likely the issue of that server, nothing we can do about this.
#2205 [10:37] <Morrolan> !check woogly.dnsdojo.net
#2206 [10:38] * Morrolan points up
#2206 [10:38] <username> i did
#2207 [10:38] <username> is there another way
#2208 [10:38] <Morrolan> username: Uh, sorry?
#2209 [10:38] <Morrolan> What is your issue then? Unless it's your server you can't do anything about this.
#2210 [10:39] <Morrolan> Oh, now i get it, sorry.
#2211 [10:39] <Morrolan> Was a bit confused.
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#2213 [10:39] <username> my minecraft is just frozen right now
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#2215 [10:39] <Morrolan> Wait a bit, I'll give you some other instructions, username.
#2216 [10:39] <WoH-George> I Tried Turning Firewall Of Still No Work
#2217 [10:39] <Morrolan> ??> username win/reinst
#2218 [10:39] <VoxelHead> username: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2219 [10:39] <VoxelHead> username: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2220 [10:39] <soccer> you guys rock i got my mod working cause of u guys
#2221 [10:39] <Morrolan> username: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you. It does the same, but it doesn't require to download anyf ile.
#2222 [10:39] <Morrolan> any file*
#2223 [10:39] <soccer> this is imback
#2224 [10:40] <mib_aybwpo> just clicked on this texture pack i downloaded and now the screen is balck......tryed redownloading the game and still the same thing dont know how to fix pls help
#2225 [10:40] <Morrolan> soccer: Ah, good to hear. have fun with it. :)
#2226 [10:40] <soccer> i love u guys but not in a gay way
#2227 [10:40] <Morrolan> mib_aybwpo: Are you on WIndows, Mac or Linux?
#2228 [10:40] <soccer> thank u
#2229 [10:40] <mib_aybwpo> windows
#2230 [10:40] <soccer> i accidently deleted my tex packs
#2231 [10:40] <Morrolan> ??> mib_aybwpo win/.minecraft
#2232 [10:40] <VoxelHead> mib_aybwpo: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2233 [10:40] <soccer> haha'
#2234 [10:40] <WoH-George> Delete The Texture You Need To USe Patcher
#2235 [10:41] <Morrolan> mib_aybwpo: Wait, is it a HD texture pack=
#2236 [10:41] <Morrolan> ?*
#2237 [10:41] <soccer> bye
#2238 [10:41] <Morrolan> Cya, soccer.
#2239 [10:41] <soccer> yes it is hd
#2240 [10:41] <WoH-George> Use MC Patcher
#2241 [10:42] <mib_aybwpo> says the folder is in use =0
#2242 [10:42] <username> thks so much guys u are AWESOME!!
#2243 [10:42] <mib_bc47x4> Hi , Guys , I can't Play minecraft enymore , I don't know why but when i log in it takes a while and it gets black , and then it shuts down. What shall i Do ?? My English is not so good , so Sorry..!
#2244 [10:43] <WoH-George> mib_aybwpo Use MC Patcher Or Delete The Texture Pack
#2245 [10:43] <WoH-George> mib_bc47x4 Reinstall Minecraft
#2246 [10:44] <mib_bc47x4> How do i do that ??
#2247 [10:44] <WoH-George> XP Or Vista
#2248 [10:45] <WoH-George> mib_bc47x4 XP Or Vista
#2249 [10:46] <WoH-George> Can I Have Help Again I Still Need Help
#2250 [10:46] <WoH-George> HELLO
#2251 [10:47] <mib_aybwpo> ok got it guys ty =D any web sites that has good hd texture packs? with the highest res
#2252 [10:47] <mib_bc47x4> vista
#2253 [10:47] <WoH-George> Use Minecraftforum.net
#2254 [10:48] <WoH-George> Can I Have Some Help
#2255 [10:50] <WoH-George> Help
#2256 [10:50] <WoH-George> NEED HELP!!!
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#2260 [10:52] <Chrizzer> Hi uhm yeah i bought Minecraft and i cant connect to servers somehow
#2261 [10:53] <Chrizzer> Can some1 help me out or something
#2262 [10:53] <WoH-George> The Workers Are Gone
#2263 [10:53] <Chrizzer> Do you have any idea why i cant join?
#2264 [10:54] <WoH-George> Whats The Error
#2265 [10:54] <zingo1zang> Wow, im having a error
#2266 [10:54] <zingo1zang> can smeone help please
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#2269 [10:55] <zingo1zang> Is morrolan still here
#2270 [10:55] <Chrizzer> It says i havent downloaded it yet
#2271 [10:56] <WoH-George> Downloaded What
#2272 [10:56] <Chrizzer> Minecraft
#2273 [10:56] <WoH-George> r u usin the real launcher
#2274 [10:56] <Chrizzer> oh i misspelled my account name
#2275 [10:57] <Chrizzer> :(
#2276 [10:57] <Chrizzer> i said i bought it and yes
#2277 [10:57] <WoH-George> U PLONKA
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#2280 [11:00] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] Somehow, we're putting together a party (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/d5XAQn
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#2283 [11:04] <Taichu> Can Someone Help me
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#2285 [11:09] <Uncle-tod> hy crafters, i just run into a problem with minecraft and hope u can help me out
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#2290 [11:16] <tonyreigns> Hi
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#2293 [11:26] <onix> hey guys i have a question
#2294 [11:27] <onix> `anyone?
#2295 [11:27] <onix> plz help
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#2301 [11:30] <yoshi> hey guys, does anyone know why my minecraft saves won't show up in game???
#2302 [11:31] <mib_riq8rj> login as chadvallor, downloaded game to desktop when opening the minecraft launcher comes up and I log in with password and get message "user not premium" whats wrong
#2303 [11:31] <mib_9183o6> just paid for this game again, we have it on another computer. used the same user name & pw, it isn't working, just says done loading, but the game will not load
#2304 [11:33] <zingo1zang> Uhm, can smeone help me
#2305 [11:33] <zingo1zang> I install the plugs for my server and put them in plugin folder but they dont create a file..
#2306 [11:33] <zingo1zang> What do i do??
#2307 [11:35] <mib_riq8rj> Is this a help line for the company that created this program or is the just a chat page, lots of question being asked but not ansrews being given
#2308 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_riq8rj - This is a community-run support chat room for Minecraft, staffed by volunteers.
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#2310 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_riq8rj - As an answer to your issue, you need to pay for a minecraft account before you can play the downloaded version
#2311 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Do you have a modded server installed?
#2312 [11:38] <mib_riq8rj> already paid for it
#2313 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_riq8rj - When did you pay for it, and with what?
#2314 [11:38] <mib_riq8rj> last night with credit card
#2315 [11:38] <mib_riq8rj> do not know what a modded server is
#2316 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> mib_riq8rj - Did you get any emails confirming payment?
#2317 [11:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_riq8rj - The modded server remark wasn't for you
#2318 [11:39] <mib_riq8rj> thanks, let me check my email account
#2319 [11:39] <ToasterMan> Grey, I was here yesterday with blackscreening even with java reinstalled and bin cleared. I found out that sometimes, it loads after a half hour or so
#2320 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> Strange..
#2321 [11:40] <ToasterMan> And when auctually playing
#2322 [11:40] <ToasterMan> I get 100+ fps
#2323 [11:40] <ToasterMan> :/
#2324 [11:42] <ToasterMan> Any ideas?
#2325 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> Is this in browser or downloaded client?
#2326 [11:42] <onix> hey guys when i downloaded minecraft i loged in aand the screen disapeared! what do i do?
#2327 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> onix - Do you get any error reports? Any files created that are named hs_err_pid?
#2328 [11:43] <onix> no
#2329 [11:43] <ToasterMan> Downloaded
#2330 [11:43] <mib_9183o6> need help please, I just paid for this game and all went through, can not play the game, it will not download.
#2331 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> onix - Please check the place where you have the downloaded launcher for a file
#2332 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - What error do you get when you log in?
#2333 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - Any security software that may be blocking java/minecraft? Using java 6? Is your video driver updated?
#2334 [11:44] <onix> i get no error it just loads and disapears!
#2335 [11:44] <mib_9183o6> no error reports. We have this on 2 more computers, I used the same user name, have paid for this three times now.
#2336 [11:44] <mib_9183o6> it just says done loading, but it stays still and won't do anything
#2337 [11:44] <onix> updated java
#2338 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> onix - Please check where you have the launcher for any files named hs_err_pid
#2339 [11:44] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - What operating system are you on?
#2340 [11:45] <mib_9183o6> how can I check the video driver? I updated JAVA just before I installed. on Windows XP
#2341 [11:45] <onix> no no files named that
#2342 [11:45] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - What operating system are you on?
#2343 [11:45] <mib_9183o6> is it a problem that we used the same user name? on Windows XP
#2344 [11:45] <onix> windows xp
#2345 [11:45] <ToasterMan> No, I can play in browser, yes, I sure hope so, as I bought this laptop a week ago.
#2346 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> Okay, listen up. the stuff I'm saying that's directed to a person, I'll prefix with their name
#2347 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> There's more than one of you here, who need help
#2348 [11:46] <mib_9183o6> I need help
#2349 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - This is for you. Please follow these directions
#2350 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_9183o6 win/reinst
#2351 [11:46] <VoxelHead> mib_9183o6: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2352 [11:46] <VoxelHead> mib_9183o6: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2353 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> onix - Please follow these instructions below.
#2354 [11:46] <GreyVulpine> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#2355 [11:46] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2356 [11:47] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2357 [11:47] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - Have you uninstalled and reinstall java?
#2358 [11:47] <ToasterMan> Yep
#2359 [11:47] <ToasterMan> Tried that yesterday
#2360 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - What version of java? 6 or 7? What operating system is it? 32 or 64 bit OS? 32 or 64 bit java?
#2361 [11:48] <ToasterMan> 6, 64, and...
#2362 [11:48] <ToasterMan> Um...
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#2364 [11:49] <ToasterMan> Not 100% sure on that last bit
#2365 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - I assume you're on windows vista or 7?
#2366 [11:49] <ToasterMan> Yes
#2367 [11:49] <rymate1234> Ewww.... Vista
#2368 [11:49] <ToasterMan> 7
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#2370 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> Check your c: drive. Look at program files or program files (x86)
#2371 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> If java is in the former, it's 64bit java, if it's in the latter, 32 bit java is installed
#2372 [11:51] <ToasterMan> There's a folder called "JAva" in both
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#2374 [11:51] <ToasterMan> Java*
#2375 [11:51] <Caliph> hello
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#2377 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Could you totally uninstall java from your system, ToasterMan, and ensure only the 64 bit java is installed
#2378 [11:52] <Caliph> i have prob with connect to server minecraft, i bought game before 5 hours, why i cant connect please?
#2379 [11:52] <ToasterMan> Could this cause any permanent damage to my computer in any way?
#2380 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - Nope
#2381 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - What error do you get?
#2382 [11:53] <Caliph> just said"cant connect to the server" only
#2383 [11:53] <mib_9183o6> me again, I did that, went to download again, and entered user name & PW and it says "can't connect to minecraft", used the same username that we have on our other computer, is that a problem?
#2384 [11:53] <ToasterMan> So Would I just delete the folder in Program Files?
#2385 [11:53] <ToasterMan> Or is it located
#2386 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> ToasterMan - No, uninstall it through window's control panel
#2387 [11:53] <ToasterMan> Oh.
#2388 [11:54] <ToasterMan> Okay
#2389 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - Then the server you're connecting to, is down
#2390 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - Try another server
#2391 [11:54] <Caliph> hmmm ? how change it ?
#2392 [11:54] <Caliph> i down and update new launcher
#2393 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - Try the server: smp.shadow-craft.net
#2394 [11:54] <Caliph> but still nothing still same
#2395 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> If that server works, your server is down
#2396 [11:55] <Caliph> login server i think
#2397 [11:55] <Caliph> not game server another
#2398 [11:55] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - Are you getting the error for login, or for logging into a game server?
#2399 [11:56] <Caliph> login error
#2400 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> One moment
#2401 [11:56] <Caliph> ok
#2402 [11:56] <onix> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 8/27/2011, 12:54:29 Machine name: PRIVATE-2A6FB4D Operating System: Windows XP Professional (5.1, Build 2600) Service Pack 3 (2600.xpsp_sp3_gdr.101209-1647) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: PREMIO Computer, Inc. System Mo
#2403 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> onix - Paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2404 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> Caliph - Looks like the login server's down
#2405 [11:57] <mib_9183o6> help
#2406 [11:57] <mib_9183o6> me again, I did that, went to download again, and entered user name & PW and it says "can't connect to minecraft", used the same username that we have on our other computer, is that a problem?
#2407 [11:57] <Caliph> ok thanks for help .-)
#2408 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Looks like the login server is down, nothing you can do
#2409 [11:57] <Caliph> aa now its okay
#2410 [11:57] <Caliph> log server is on
#2411 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, the login server had a little hiccup: https://rpm.newrelic.com/public/charts/azgxVk2ImgV
#2412 [11:58] <mib_9183o6> nothing? then how do I get my money back? I've paid for the game 3 times now for 3 different computers
#2413 [11:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Try again
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#2416 [11:58] <zingo1zang> Can someone help
#2417 [11:58] <mib_9183o6> try what again/
#2418 [11:58] <zingo1zang> Can omeone please help me
#2419 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - You didn't need to buy minecraft over and over again. You only need to buy minecraft once, and you're able to play minecraft on any computer you own
#2420 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Only if you tell us what the problem is
#2421 [11:59] <zingo1zang> no thats too hard
#2422 [11:59] <zingo1zang> lol
#2423 [11:59] <mib_9183o6> any idea how to get the money back?
#2424 [11:59] <mib_9183o6> what do I need to try again?
#2425 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Refund policy can be found at www.minecraft.net/support
#2426 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Try logging into minecraft again
#2427 [11:59] <mr_sticky> Green 21: I can't install Minecraft a message comes up that says the video cards are bad. Can anyone help?
#2428 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Update your video card's drivers
#2429 [11:59] <zingo1zang> Mrsticky
#2430 [12:00] <zingo1zang> If you are nvidia the case is most likely you have to update drivers
#2431 [12:00] <mr_sticky> And how do I do that?
#2432 [12:00] <zingo1zang> google nvidia
#2433 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> Do you know what video card you have?
#2434 [12:00] <zingo1zang> go to the website
#2435 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Not everybody uses nvidia card
#2436 [12:00] <mr_sticky> no
#2437 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> cards*
#2438 [12:00] <zingo1zang> ya ik
#2439 [12:00] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - What operating system are you on?
#2440 [12:01] <mr_sticky> windows xp
#2441 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> mr_sticky - Please give us a dxdiag
#2442 [12:01] <onix> help me
#2443 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> ??> mr_sticky win/dxdiag
#2444 [12:01] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2445 [12:01] <VoxelHead> mr_sticky: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2446 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> <@GreyVulpine> onix - Paste it at www.pastebin.com
#2447 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> Please don't flood this channel with the entire dxdiag paste
#2448 [12:01] <zingo1zang> Do you have any idea how to do that grey
#2449 [12:01] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Do what?
#2450 [12:01] <mib_9183o6> maybe we're doing something wrong, is there a certain way to download to another computer once you have an account?
#2451 [12:01] <onix> i try to login to minecratf it works it loads and the screen disapears! help me
#2452 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Yes, all you need to do, is login with another computer, using the launcher
#2453 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - The minecraft account is not tied to the computer that its bought under..
#2454 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> There is no DRM with minecraft
#2455 [12:02] <zingo1zang> Grey
#2456 [12:02] <zingo1zang> Do you know how to do that??
#2457 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Do what?
#2458 [12:02] <zingo1zang> ...
#2459 [12:02] <mib_9183o6> but I do need to download again, right? Maybe it's not downloading correctly. thanks btw
#2460 [12:02] <zingo1zang> Wtf mate i juts told you
#2461 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Told me what?
#2462 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> mib_9183o6 - Right, once you log in with the launcher, regardless of the computer, it'll download the files necessary
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#2464 [12:04] <onix> someone help me!
#2465 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> zingo1zang - Ah, I see now. you could have told me you PMed me. I have 20-30 channel windows open
#2466 [12:04] <KevinGelking> Me too! >:3
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#2468 [12:05] <GreyVulpine> onix - Perhaps if you read my instructions, I could?
#2469 [12:05] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - With?
#2470 [12:05] <KevinGelking> oh ;o with my minecraft server~
#2471 [12:05] <KevinGelking> I usually play with a few people online (or used to)
#2472 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> And how can we help?
#2473 [12:06] <KevinGelking> however, I have 2 friends over atm who never played minecraft before and therefore have no account (yet?)
#2474 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> If you're running a minecraft beta server, those friends need to have purchased a minecraft beta account before they can play on your server
#2475 [12:06] <KevinGelking> I would like to know if it was possible for them to login to my server if I set the server to "insecure" for the time being while being used via LAN only~
#2476 [12:06] <KevinGelking> I
#2477 [12:06] <KevinGelking> 'm using the bukkit version, if that helps...
#2478 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> Yes, provided the files are already on the computer
#2479 [12:07] <onix> ok grey im listining
#2480 [12:07] <KevinGelking> they are, I have a purchased version after all~ but they don't
#2481 [12:07] <KevinGelking> the actual problem is: whenever they login the name is "Player", meaning that they're not allowed to do a crap because of the permissions setup
#2482 [12:07] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Yes, your friends can play, provided the computers they're playing on in the house, have the minecraft files downloaded, and you set your server to insecure mode
#2483 [12:08] <GreyVulpine> onix - You have the dxdiag report, yes?
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#2485 [12:08] <onix> yes
#2486 [12:08] <mortisha> hello?
#2487 [12:08] <KevinGelking> hello..? ;o
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#2489 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> onix - Please copy the entirety of the dxdiag report, go to http://www.pastebin.com/ and paste it there. Press the submit button, and give us the URL at the top of your browser
#2490 [12:09] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Hi.
#2491 [12:09] <mortisha> when i try log into minecraft it says unableto connect to minecraft.net?
#2492 [12:09] <onix> http://pastebin.com/LtAJERyD
#2493 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> mortisha - Looks like the login servers are having issues right now, just be patient and try again later
#2494 [12:10] <mortisha> how long roughly?
#2495 [12:10] <GreyVulpine> mortisha - We do not know
#2496 [12:10] <onix> grey here it is http://pastebin.com/LtAJERyD
#2497 [12:10] <mortisha> oa
#2498 [12:10] <mortisha> ok
#2499 [12:10] <mortisha> thankyou
#2500 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> onix - I got it, give me a minute
#2501 [12:11] <onix> grey
#2502 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> Yes onix?
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#2504 [12:11] <onix> here it is
#2505 [12:11] <onix> http://pastebin.com/LtAJERyD
#2506 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> I heard you the first time?
#2507 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> and the second time
#2508 [12:11] <onix> oh ok
#2509 [12:11] <onix> now what
#2510 [12:11] <fuogo> yesterday i tried searching the internet of haw to disable java security and alll of the topics just showed code
#2511 [12:11] <GreyVulpine> onix - Could you give me a minute to read over it?
#2512 [12:12] <onix> ok
#2513 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> onix - Try updating your video drivers from ATI's site.
#2514 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#2515 [12:14] <fuogo> greyvulpine,yesterday i tried searching the internet of haw to disable java security what severence said to do and alll of the topics just showed code
#2516 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> Use the "Automatically detect and install link"
#2517 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - try a different browser. It might be easier
#2518 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - I do not know what your exact problem is.
#2519 [12:14] <adamkex> does minecraft take advantage of multiple cores?
#2520 [12:14] <GreyVulpine> adamkex - It does not, currently
#2521 [12:15] <adamkex> GreyVulpine: not even the server?
#2522 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> adamkex - There's multiple threads, yes, but it doesn't take full advantage of multiple cores
#2523 [12:15] <fuogo> greyvlpine i tried the desk top thats whats not working thats what im trying to fix
#2524 [12:15] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - desk top?
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#2526 [12:16] <fuogo> the desktop version of miinecraft
#2527 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - What is the exact problem you get? What error do you get?
#2528 [12:16] <onix> ok problem fixed.... oh wtf!!! it says cannot conect to minecratf.net!
#2529 [12:16] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login i was on tem viewer with severence yesterday
#2530 [12:17] <KevinGelking> @onix login servers are down atm
#2531 [12:17] <adamkex> GreyVulpine: i guess i don't need 4 cores on a future minecraft server then..
#2532 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> onix - Different issue, login server's having some issues, you're not the only person to get can't connect right now
#2533 [12:17] <onix> danm
#2534 [12:17] <onix> ill try tommarrow or later today
#2535 [12:17] <KevinGelking> I doubt it'll take long though..
#2536 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> adamkex - Right now, the server doesn't take advantage of multiple cores. There's nothing to say it won't further down the line
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#2538 [12:17] <KevinGelking> okay, good luck with that @ onix :3
#2539 [12:18] <adamkex> GreyVulpine: i see
#2540 [12:18] <LordRightbay> How do i reeload the game , not so good at English..
#2541 [12:18] <LordRightbay> ??
#2542 [12:18] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login i was on team viewer with severence yesterday, greyvulpine
#2543 [12:18] <KevinGelking> reload the game? as in.... start over?
#2544 [12:18] <GreyVulpine> adamkex - Also, look into third-party modded servers, some of them have been configured to use multiple cores
#2545 [12:18] <LordRightbay> Yeah ?
#2546 [12:19] <KevinGelking> Start a new world ...? (Singe PLayer)
#2547 [12:19] <LordRightbay> No , i need to delete the hole game , and then buy it again..
#2548 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> LordRightbay - What operating system are you on?
#2549 [12:20] <Sin|AWAY> why on earth would you re-buy it?
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#2551 [12:20] <GreyVulpine> LordRightbay - Are you on windows? mac? linux?
#2552 [12:20] <LordRightbay> Windows ,
#2553 [12:21] <adamkex> GreyVulpine: i will, thanks
#2554 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> LordRightbay - Go to your start menu, in the search bar or Run command, type in: %appdata%
#2555 [12:21] <LordRightbay> Ok.¨
#2556 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> LordRightbay - look for a folder named ".minecraft" and delete it. Then delete the minecraft launcher. You can then redownload it from minecraft.net
#2557 [12:21] <KevinGelking> %appdata%\Roaming\.minecraft --- delete that and it'll reinstall - OR start the client and, before logging in, choiose "options" and then "force update" and log in
#2558 [12:22] <LordRightbay> Ok , i will , I will come back if it dosen't work :)
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#2560 [12:23] <KevinGelking> @GreyVulpine , do you happen to have any further suggestions for my server problem? (that everyone who logs in w/o premium account is called "player")
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#2562 [12:23] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Make sure the computer that's logging in, has a connection to the internet to authenticate usernames to minecraft.net
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#2564 [12:24] <GreyVulpine> Even if the account is not premium, the client needs to use a unique username to be able to connect
#2565 [12:24] <KevinGelking> hm, you mean like, the "original" account has to log in first, and then the others log onto the same server without premium accounts?
#2566 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> I mean, the accounts need to use different usernames to be able to connect. Multiple copies of the same username won't be able to connect
#2567 [12:25] <Sin|AWAY> i think he means people who haven't bought the game, greyvulpine
#2568 [12:25] <GreyVulpine> If your server is setup to online-mode=false, it won't matter if the username is premium or not. The server will not check
#2569 [12:25] <KevinGelking> I thought so, but I thought I had chosen a unique name... I'll try it with a random one now
#2570 [12:26] <Sin|AWAY> oh ok you know that :p
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#2572 [12:26] <Sin|AWAY> tell those freeloaders to buy it, kevin
#2573 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Just be aware that if your friends like to play minecraft, we do recommend that they buy an account. It makes things so much easier.
#2574 [12:27] <KevinGelking> I know i know xD
#2575 [12:27] <KevinGelking> but it doesn't seem nice to buy before you play it...
#2576 [12:27] <KevinGelking> so I wanted to have them over and try it out themselves
#2577 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> Sure sure, but there's a demo out for SP beta at:
#2578 [12:27] <Rich> can anyone on this forum help with why my game locks up to a black screen?
#2579 [12:27] <GreyVulpine> ??> KevinGelking demo
#2580 [12:27] <VoxelHead> KevinGelking: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2581 [12:27] <VoxelHead> KevinGelking: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2582 [12:27] <Sin|AWAY> well that's what i did before i bought it so can't argue there
#2583 [12:28] <KevinGelking> oh? I thought there was only a building demo, didn'T know there was a beta, too
#2584 [12:28] * GreyVulpine nods
#2584 [12:28] <Sin|AWAY> rich did you install any mods?
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#2586 [12:28] <Rich> no
#2587 [12:28] <GreyVulpine> Rich - Has it ever worked before?
#2588 [12:28] <Sin|AWAY> tried reinstalling it yet?
#2589 [12:29] <Rich> yes. with the force upload and re-installed the latest version of java
#2590 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> Rich - Operating system?
#2591 [12:29] <Rich> windows 7
#2592 [12:29] <GreyVulpine> ??> Rich win/reinst
#2593 [12:29] <VoxelHead> Rich: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2594 [12:29] <VoxelHead> Rich: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2595 [12:29] <KevinGelking> >Anyway, even witha completely random name it doesn't work. Everyone who logins is called "Player" ;x (=Permissions won't let them buy)
#2596 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Does the computer that's connecting to the server, have a connection to the internet?
#2597 [12:30] <GreyVulpine> Or is it purely lan?\
#2598 [12:30] <KevinGelking> I'm on it right now, so I guess it does xD
#2599 [12:31] <KevinGelking> all the computers have internet access via the LAN-hub ;O
#2600 [12:31] <Rich> Ill try it. Thanks.
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#2602 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> Hmm. KevinGelking, You're pressing the "Play offline" button in the launcher of the client, correct?
#2603 [12:32] <KevinGelking> Of course, else I wouldn't even get into the game with #RandomAccount# :o
#2604 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, that should work then.
#2605 [12:32] <KevinGelking> do I maybe need to edit anything on the client to force a name or so..?
#2606 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> No, don't believe so...
#2607 [12:33] <skippydippy> hey i downloaded minecraft today and pressed run and everytime i load a world it crashes
#2608 [12:33] <skippydippy> can anyone help
#2609 [12:33] <KevinGelking> hm.. that's weird... I could have sworn it worked once before... >__<
#2610 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - Try creating a new world?
#2611 [12:33] <Sin|AWAY> have you tried downloading a copy of the demo to see if it'll let you set names?
#2612 [12:33] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - I could swear it'll let you, one moment
#2613 [12:33] <KevinGelking> @skippydippy Multiplayer or Singleplayer?
#2614 [12:33] <skippydippy> single
#2615 [12:34] <skippydippy> and i tried making a new world
#2616 [12:34] <KevinGelking> Then maybe try creating a new world or maybe update your Java ...?
#2617 [12:34] <skippydippy> done both
#2618 [12:34] <KevinGelking> is it already modded? or clean?
#2619 [12:34] <skippydippy> clean
#2620 [12:35] <KevinGelking> if it's WinVista/7 , try to run as administrator? :x
#2621 [12:35] <Sin|AWAY> skippydippy what java version did you update to?
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#2623 [12:36] <skippydippy> 6
#2624 [12:36] <skippydippy> its win 7
#2625 [12:36] <Sin|AWAY> ??> skippydippy java/version
#2626 [12:36] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2627 [12:36] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2628 [12:37] <skippydippy> ok 2 secs
#2629 [12:37] <skippydippy> version 6 update 27
#2630 [12:38] <Sin|AWAY> alright so that should be good
#2631 [12:38] <Sin|AWAY> how much ram do you have?
#2632 [12:38] <skippydippy> 2048
#2633 [12:38] <skippydippy> i think
#2634 [12:39] <Sin|AWAY> should at least function with 2 gigs then
#2635 [12:39] <KevinGelking> it sure should ;x
#2636 [12:39] <skippydippy> sorry not to good with computers
#2637 [12:39] <skippydippy> ok
#2638 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Yeah, doesn't look like connecting without authenticating works anymore, it'll connect with player no matter what the username was
#2639 [12:39] <Sin|AWAY> skippydippy hold your windows key then tap pause/break, can check processor and ram there to be sure
#2640 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, used to work back in alpha
#2641 [12:39] <KevinGelking> aw damn, that's too bad :x
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#2643 [12:39] <KevinGelking> it also used to work ~2 months ago @ grey
#2644 [12:40] <KevinGelking> thank you for checking it for me :) looks like it's not a problem on my side then
#2645 [12:40] <skippydippy> 2 gb ram
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#2647 [12:40] <Sin|AWAY> ok, next we can look at your graphics i guess
#2648 [12:40] <scotlfs> Hi Can someone help me get minecraft working in linux?
#2649 [12:41] <skippydippy> ok
#2650 [12:41] <Sin|AWAY> ??> skippydippy win/dxdiag
#2651 [12:41] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2652 [12:41] <VoxelHead> skippydippy: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2653 [12:41] <Rich> VoxelHead: I just ran the program after deleting the files in the .mincraft directory. The game worked for about 5 minutes and froze. Any help would be appreciated
#2654 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Perhaps try again later though, maybe the login servers are affecting it?
#2655 [12:42] <KevinGelking> I hope so... :P
#2656 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - I'm still getting can't connect to minecraft.net, when I'm connecting normally
#2657 [12:42] <GreyVulpine> Usually points to an authentication problem
#2658 [12:43] <KevinGelking> although I did try to login with my premium account once After trying to login with RandomAccountName, and the servers still worked then ;X
#2659 [12:43] <skippydippy> http://pastebin.com/htWaN0e1
#2660 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Yeah, I'd try again later, when the authentication servers aren't borked.
#2661 [12:44] * GreyVulpine kicks minecraft.net
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#2662 [12:45] <oldtopman> !isdown
#2663 [12:45] <GreyBot> oldtopman: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#2664 [12:45] <oldtopman> aha
#2665 [12:45] <KevinGelking> I'll do that :p for now the two are playing with one as "player" and one with my account~
#2666 [12:45] <oldtopman> Auth servers are now on a diferrent server
#2667 [12:45] <Sin|AWAY> hmm the integrated graphics you have may be an issue skippydippy. greyvulpine what do you think?
#2668 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> website's up, auth servers have been on a different server for a while
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#2670 [12:45] <KevinGelking> I sure hope they'll like it though... I wouldn't mind actually having someone else on my server once they buy it xD
#2671 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> Sin|AWAY - Defnitely. SiS mirage graphics are.. outdated to say the least
#2672 [12:46] <GreyVulpine> I highly doubt you'll be able to play minecraft on it
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#2674 [12:47] <mib_88u4gt> I recently deleted my .minecraft folder because i was trying to get rid of some mods but when i try to log in now i cant connect to minecraft.net and it is not downloaded so i cant play offline i have tried nearly everything
#2675 [12:47] <KevinGelking> @"Integrated Graphics", it COULD start and run (terribly crappy) at least, it did work on 2 computers with SIS/Intel graphics chip~
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#2677 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> mib_88u4gt - Authentication servers are down. Try again later
#2678 [12:47] <Sin|AWAY> skippydippy I'd recommend getting a video card, you can get decent ones on newegg or tigerdirect often for under 30 bucks
#2679 [12:47] <GreyVulpine> SiS graphics are < intel graphics
#2680 [12:47] <mib_88u4gt> alright thanks
#2681 [12:48] <Rich> VoxelHead: I just ran the program after deleting the files in the .mincraft directory. The game worked for about 5 minutes and froze. Any help would be appreciated
#2682 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> Rich - By freezing, what exactly do you mean?
#2683 [12:48] <KevinGelking> My craptop has SiS graphics, too! :3 It's my gaming laptop! 60FPS even in Skyrim!
#2684 [12:48] * GreyVulpine snrks
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#2685 [12:48] <Sin|AWAY> skippydippy if you're in over your head in choosing the right one though, ask a friend who knows pcs
#2686 [12:48] <GreyVulpine> ~minecraft down
#2687 [12:48] * GreyVulpine kicks McPlusPlus
#2687 [12:49] <skippydippy> ok
#2688 [12:49] <Sin|AWAY> kevin his has 184 megs of video memory though
#2689 [12:49] <skippydippy> so i need a new graphics card
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#2691 [12:49] <skippydippy> yes?
#2692 [12:49] <GreyVulpine> skippydippy - I would recommend a new video card
#2693 [12:49] <Sin|AWAY> skippydippy that seems quite likely
#2694 [12:49] <Rich> The game stops responding and then the screen goes black. I force close it using the windows taskmanager and before it shuts down it mentions some type of problem with java
#2695 [12:49] <skippydippy> ok
#2696 [12:49] <KevinGelking> if it's actual video memory and not stolen from the RAM that might not even be THat bad
#2697 [12:49] <KevinGelking> but yes, I agree with everyone else -> Graphics Card >>>> any internal chip
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#2699 [12:50] <Sin|AWAY> i am gonna run, chatting from my phone over teamviewer gets trying quickly.
#2700 [12:50] <Sin|AWAY> adios
#2701 [12:50] <KevinGelking> byes
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#2703 [12:50] <carny666> hi minecraft friends.. I am having issues connecting to the mothership.. is it me or doomsday?
#2704 [12:50] <GreyVulpine> carny666 - Everybody's currently having problems
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#2706 [12:51] <GreyVulpine> Be patient, try again later
#2707 [12:51] <carny666> ok thank you kind sir.
#2708 [12:51] <skippydippy> ok i will seek a engineer to fix this thankyou for your help
#2709 [12:52] <curmet> i am looking for some help can not seem to run on my new laptop
#2710 [12:52] <KevinGelking> Laptops have various disadvantages for all types of games ;x
#2711 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> curmet - If you're getting "can't connect to minecraft.net", just be patient and wait. Login servers appear to be borked. Try again later
#2712 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> Try logging into the website and using the in-browser version
#2713 [12:53] <curmet> is there any way to down load the game
#2714 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> Try the in-browser version at minecraft.net
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#2716 [12:54] <adamkex> why are the loginservers always borked :(
#2717 [12:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> grey: you get the pm i sent?
#2718 [12:54] <KevinGelking> not always, but too often to be entirely happy witht hem
#2719 [12:54] <GreyVulpine> Meh, not always, but it is darned infuriating.
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#2721 [12:55] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun|Janus| - Yes, I'll keep an eye out for them, won't set a ban unless I see them come back
#2722 [12:55] <curmet> Something seems to have gone wrong. We'll have a tinker with it momentarily, please check back again later.
#2723 [12:55] <GreyVulpine> Thanks.
#2724 [12:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok :3
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#2729 [12:57] <Cenvic> I cant seem to log in
#2730 [12:57] <KevinGelking> you know what's weird @ Grey? I actually can log in just fine with my premium account ;x no Auth-messages or whatsoever
#2731 [12:57] <Cenvic> can anyone help
#2732 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> Cenvic - If you're getting "can't connect to minecraft.net", just be patient and wait. Login servers appear to be borked. Try again later
#2733 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> KevinGelking - Yeah, it's up and down for me at the moment
#2734 [12:57] <KevinGelking> so I guess Noth just loves my accountname and gave it priority..?
#2735 [12:57] <GreyVulpine> I can get in, if I pound the login servers.
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#2737 [12:57] <Cenvic> great XD thanks :D
#2738 [12:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh and it might be irene causing the abnormally larger issues with minecraft's login. if you normally get routed through areas that have lost power and lines
#2739 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> That may be true.
#2740 [12:58] <KevinGelking> ??> Irene ?
#2741 [12:58] <GreyVulpine> hurricane Irene, off the US east coast
#2742 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> It's a category 1 hurricane right now
#2743 [12:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> was a cat 2 before
#2744 [12:59] <KevinGelking> oh, far far away, so I didn't hear of it
#2745 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Was downgraded this morning
#2746 [12:59] <Cenvic> but isn't mojang in europe
#2747 [12:59] <GreyVulpine> Yes, but auth servers are hosted on Amazon's cloud
#2748 [12:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah, but i can easilly see west coast getting routed to east coast
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#2750 [12:59] <KevinGelking> there are multiple factors to the internet~ ;3
#2751 [12:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oooohhhhh
#2752 [12:59] <Cenvic> oh ok :D
#2753 [12:59] * |Kiikun|Janus| didnt know that part
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#2754 [13:00] <Cenvic> thanks for the help :D
#2755 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Pretty much every aspect of Minecraft's servers are on amazon's EC2 cloud.
#2756 [13:00] <Cenvic> is everyone having the same problem???
#2757 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> auth servers, skin server, classic heartbeat server, website, minecraft download..
#2758 [13:00] <Cenvic> or just me
#2759 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Cenvic - Yes
#2760 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> I can't connect either
#2761 [13:00] <Cenvic> oh :|
#2762 [13:00] <Cenvic> IRENE!!!
#2763 [13:01] <Cenvic> BYE :D
#2764 [13:01] <KevinGelking> wosh! In my 10th try I actually got the error reproduced, too <3
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#2766 [13:02] * |Kiikun|Janus| got the 'cant connect' once before login went through normal
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#2767 [13:03] <huddler> Minecraft keeps saying Failed to connect to the server- Connection refused: Connect. Help?
#2768 [13:03] <fault> ??> huddler error/cantconnect
#2769 [13:03] <VoxelHead> huddler: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2770 [13:03] <VoxelHead> huddler: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#2771 [13:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hud, multiplayer? or 'cant connect to minecraft.net'?
#2772 [13:03] <huddler> Thanks.
#2773 [13:04] <huddler> It was working yesterday tho.
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#2775 [13:04] <pheonixfire113> I'm having trouble running minecraft on a 64-bit machine when running a 64-bit browser. It does run using a 32-bit browser. Does Minecraft only run on 32-bit browsers or should I be able to run it using a 64-bit browser?
#2776 [13:04] <huddler> oh. and it was connecting to multiplayer.
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#2778 [13:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hud: the server is probably down.
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#2780 [13:06] <KevinGelking> @phoenixfire , maybe that's because the 64bit browser tries to use x64 Java which isn't installed on your PC?
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#2782 [13:07] <Guest41621> When i try to connect to a server, it says Failed to connect to the server Connection refused: connect
#2783 [13:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest41621: that means the server is down, or not set up right.
#2784 [13:07] <KevinGelking> maybe you're not in their whitelist? :x
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#2786 [13:07] <Guest41621> No, i connected yesterday.
#2787 [13:07] <pheonixfire113> KevinG: I did have both versions of Java loaded (since I had both browser versions loaded) but that didn't seem to matter.
#2788 [13:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kev: whitelist does that?
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#2790 [13:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest: ip of server?
#2791 [13:08] <mib_bsh1u1> hey quick question!!!
#2792 [13:08] <KevinGelking> if the whitelist is used it could prevent you from logging in ;x
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#2794 [13:08] <KevinGelking> either that or I remember it wrong
#2795 [13:08] <Guest41621> PvP.legendarycraft.com
#2796 [13:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check PvP.legendarycraft.com
#2797 [13:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> server down
#2798 [13:09] <pudgetta> My minecraft isnt working it say i still need to buy it but i already did plzz HELP
#2799 [13:09] <mib_bsh1u1> when I try to play MC online and offline my screen goes Light blue/greyish color and then pitch black and i can see my mouse any idea how to fix this???
#2800 [13:09] <Guest41621> ok. thanks.
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#2803 [13:10] <mib_g9bhmu> How long have the authentication servers been down?
#2804 [13:10] <pheonixfire113> Does anyone out there successfully run MC on a 64-bit machine running a 64-bit browser?
#2805 [13:10] <g> ??> pudgetta dont/pm
#2806 [13:10] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2807 [13:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib: they arnt down, just busy
#2808 [13:10] <mib_bsh1u1> When I try to play MC online and offline my screen goes Light blue/greyish color and then pitch black and i can see my mouse any idea how to fix this???
#2809 [13:11] <KevinGelking> @phoenix I use firefox :3 ~~~~ and for games the .exe version
#2810 [13:11] <mib_g9bhmu> ok how long have they been busy?
#2811 [13:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib: .... since theyve been busy?
#2812 [13:12] <pheonixfire113> KevinG: Is firefox3 a 32 or 64 bit app?
#2813 [13:12] <mib_bsh1u1> when I try to play MC online and offline my screen goes Light blue/greyish color and then pitch black and i can see my mouse any idea how to fix this???
#2814 [13:12] <mib_g9bhmu> well i haven been able to connect to minecraft.net for about 3 days
#2815 [13:12] <KevinGelking> :3 --> is a smiley , and firefox is, as far as I know, x86 only
#2816 [13:12] <fault> lwgl is compiled like shit for mac; there's z-buffer conflicts EVERYWHERE
#2817 [13:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_bsh1u1 dont/spam
#2818 [13:12] <VoxelHead> mib_bsh1u1: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
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#2820 [13:14] <Gerkuman> hello everyone. I got the good ol' driver error, and I'm not sure why.
#2821 [13:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> video driver?
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#2823 [13:14] <KevinGelking> Does the driver have a legit driving license?
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#2825 [13:14] <Rich> Yo, its working! thanks guys :D
#2826 [13:14] <Gerkuman> yes, video driver
#2827 [13:15] <fault> >legit
#2828 [13:15] <KevinGelking> grats @ rich! go find diamonds and get rich, rich!
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#2830 [13:15] <Rich> ill still be on to tell more. :l
#2831 [13:15] <Gerkuman> depressingly, it's an intel express chipset
#2832 [13:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Gerkuman: if you let windows update install new drivers for you, then it didnt give you opengl support.
#2833 [13:15] <mib_muwlfh> could i get some quick help i just installed a mod in minecraft and after installing it gets stuck at a screen that says updating and never completely finishes i left it for over an hour in hopes the problem would resolve itself but come back to a completely black screen
#2834 [13:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Gerkuman gpu/intel
#2835 [13:15] <VoxelHead> Gerkuman: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#2836 [13:16] <fault> ??> mib_muwlfh forceupdate
#2837 [13:16] <VoxelHead> mib_muwlfh: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2838 [13:16] <VoxelHead> mib_muwlfh: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2839 [13:16] <Gerkuman> my brother had to update the drivers. This computer's so old that they don't do any more drivers for the chipset
#2840 [13:16] <KevinGelking> as long as there ARE drivers for it and it worked before it should work...
#2841 [13:16] <Gerkuman> hmm
#2842 [13:17] <KevinGelking> did it actually work on that laptop before?
#2843 [13:17] <Gerkuman> not tried minecraft on this old desktop
#2844 [13:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kev: unless, as i said before, theyre drivers from microshaft. they strip opengl support
#2845 [13:17] <mib_bsh1u1> I see this isn't first come first serve....
#2846 [13:17] <Gerkuman> so I dunno if it's just too over the hill or not. If only there was a way to test the opengl capabilities
#2847 [13:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bsh: its 'if we know how to fix it we help'
#2848 [13:18] <mib_muwlfh> seems to b working will my mod still be there or will reinstallation be neccesary
#2849 [13:18] <Gerkuman> also, politeness helps XD
#2850 [13:18] <Gerkuman> not that I am suggesting you are impolite
#2851 [13:18] <KevinGelking> it seems like a graphics arror @ bsh so it might help to update the drivers
#2852 [13:19] <KevinGelking> arror... lol...
#2853 [13:19] <mib_bsh1u1> it was working a week ago and now it's crashing
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#2855 [13:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> bsh: ok, basic fixit run through. check you have the latest java at www.java.com
#2856 [13:20] <KevinGelking> did you try deleting the options-file? [%APPDATA%\roaming\.minecraft\options.txt or so...]
#2857 [13:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kev: roaming wasnt needed
#2858 [13:20] <KevinGelking> oh, okay ;p
#2859 [13:20] <KevinGelking> then skip the roaming step
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#2861 [13:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#2862 [13:22] <Gerkuman> what's the run name for device manager?
#2863 [13:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 'zOMG! I Gets no helps!' 'Ok, here help' '*quits!*'
#2864 [13:22] <KevinGelking> dw, he might relog ... with a new random name
#2865 [13:22] <KevinGelking> iI'm not sure @ Gerkuman
#2866 [13:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Gerkuman: right click 'my computer' and click 'manage'
#2867 [13:23] <KevinGelking> check for the .exe file in system32 / wow64 and then type that exe into the run-command?
#2868 [13:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> if you dont have 'manage' click 'properties'
#2869 [13:23] <KevinGelking> oh, he was just trying to know how to find the device manager?
#2870 [13:24] <KevinGelking> I thought he wanted to know how to find a Win+R command for it ;x whopsie D:
#2871 [13:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> oh.. run name?
#2872 [13:24] <KevinGelking> well, that was my interpretation ;x
#2873 [13:24] <KevinGelking> but I'mma go :3
#2874 [13:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> devmgmt.msc woudl be under a rundll i think
#2875 [13:25] <KevinGelking> take care you guys!
#2876 [13:25] <Gerkuman> owch
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#2878 [13:25] <Gerkuman> this last driver's from 2006,,,
#2879 [13:25] <Gerkuman> o_o
#2880 [13:25] <KevinGelking> and diskmgmt.msc to format the sheet out of your drives! RAWR!
#2881 [13:25] <lilybet> hey i need help
#2882 [13:25] <lilybet> i pre-ordered minecraft like 2 hours ago and it says im not a preminum member
#2883 [13:26] <KevinGelking> I'mma poof! :3
#2884 [13:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??>> lilybet payment
#2885 [13:26] <KevinGelking> thanks for your help
#2886 [13:26] <lilybet> my payment was credit card
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#2888 [13:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes, and it still needs to be processed
#2889 [13:27] <Rich> sgill waorking
#2890 [13:27] <Rich> still working
#2891 [13:27] <lilybet> oh my mom bot a moneybooker email saying it was confermed
#2892 [13:27] <lilybet> got*
#2893 [13:27] <firedragon6665> iv just paid for minecraft but its not loading on my laptop help any1
#2894 [13:28] <lilybet> so do i just like keep refreashing my minecraft profile every like 5 or 10minyres?
#2895 [13:28] <lilybet> minutes*
#2896 [13:28] <Rich> it froze :(
#2897 [13:29] <Rich> no its just lag T_T
#2898 [13:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lily: sure.. or wait for the email from mojang..
#2899 [13:29] <Rich> ...
#2900 [13:29] <lilybet> i have my email open that says "minecraft gift code purches complete"
#2901 [13:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#2902 [13:29] <lilybet> its from mojang
#2903 [13:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yes. congrats. you purchased a gift code
#2904 [13:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> lilybet giftcode
#2905 [13:30] <VoxelHead> lilybet: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#2906 [13:30] <lilybet> ok so do i like log out of the minecraft and relog in?
#2907 [13:31] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login i was on team viewer with severence yesterday, greyvulpine
#2908 [13:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> log into the acount you want made premium and put the gift code in.
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#2910 [13:31] <lilybet> kk i'll try
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#2912 [13:32] <lilybet> ok i went there it said please log in i just logged in and it took me to homepage. so where do i click now?
#2913 [13:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> go there again.
#2914 [13:32] <lilybet> from the email link or the 1 you just entered?
#2915 [13:33] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login i was on team viewer with severence yesterday, help please
#2916 [13:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lilybet: the addresses the same? and go with the one in the email
#2917 [13:33] <lilybet> kk
#2918 [13:33] <weirdo> i deleted my .minecraft folder 3 days ago and i haven been able to connect since then is that just the servers? or is it something else?
#2919 [13:34] <fuogo> i was told to turn off java security but how do i do that?
#2920 [13:35] <lilybet> wow are you serious
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#2922 [13:35] <lilybet> the email i needed to copy and paste the code cause apparently the 1 was really an I and it looks more like a 1
#2923 [13:35] <lilybet> -.-
#2924 [13:36] <shmoo> I can not download the game
#2925 [13:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> yeah 1 I and l look alike in some fonts
#2926 [13:36] * |Kiikun|Janus| is gone!
#2926 [13:36] <lilybet> well it was the 1 but had the dash under it so it looked more like a 1
#2927 [13:36] <lilybet> but ya thank you everyone
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#2929 [13:36] <lilybet> it works :)
#2930 [13:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lils: enjoy the craftery!
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#2932 [13:37] <guest-616277-41671> nick/ toadfan321
#2933 [13:37] <lilybet> i will :D
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#2936 [13:37] <lilybet> after my sister plays on first
#2937 [13:37] <guest-616277-41671> nick/ toadfan321
#2938 [13:37] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login i was on team viewer with severence yesterday, help please
#2939 [13:37] <lilybet> cause she payed for it more >.>
#2940 [13:37] <lilybet> but ya thank you all
#2941 [13:37] <shmoo> can someone help me, i caant download the game
#2942 [13:37] <toadfan321> hey i need help
#2943 [13:37] <shmoo> and i paid 21.95
#2944 [13:38] <toadfan321> whats ur user
#2945 [13:38] <shmoo> elizacar
#2946 [13:38] <SsSsSboom> where can I get the aether mod?
#2947 [13:38] <weirdo> can somebody help me i haven't been able to connect to minecraft for about 3 days
#2948 [13:38] <toadfan321> well theres a command on here to cso can youb play in a browser
#2949 [13:39] <weirdo> i cannect on the browser either
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#2951 [13:39] <weirdo> cant connect
#2952 [13:40] <toadfan321> forget that last thing i said
#2953 [13:40] <toadfan321> i meant
#2954 [13:40] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login, help please
#2955 [13:40] <toadfan321> can you play on ur browser
#2956 [13:40] <toadfan321> weirdo same here i cant connecact when i log in from the launcher
#2957 [13:40] <fuogo> yes i can
#2958 [13:40] <weirdo> i cant connect on my browser or the launcher
#2959 [13:41] <toadfan321> i tried to use makemyitem but when it broke the launcher and froce update diudnt work i deled .minecraft and started up the launcher now t says cant connect to minecraft.net
#2960 [13:41] <weirdo> same with me
#2961 [13:42] <toadfan321> anone know the fix
#2962 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> toadfan321 - No fix, wait for it to work itself out
#2963 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> There's nothing wrong on your end
#2964 [13:42] <toadfan321> no
#2965 [13:43] <toadfan321> i canconnect to internet
#2966 [13:43] <toadfan321> im using a laptop
#2967 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> Look, I can't connect to minecraft.net either
#2968 [13:43] <toadfan321> but ive been able to play before
#2969 [13:43] <weirdo> i hopw so because i havent been able to connect for three days
#2970 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> Many others can't as well
#2971 [13:43] <toadfan321> maybe its down hold up
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#2973 [13:44] <ImDrunkard> Hi I have a problem with a black screen after logging in
#2974 [13:44] <ImDrunkard> no error message
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#2976 [13:45] <ImDrunkard> I checked the forums and nothing helped
#2977 [13:45] <GreyVulpine> ImDrunkard - Uninstall java/reinstall java, update video drivers from your video manufacturer's website
#2978 [13:45] <toadfan321> it might be the server is down could be getting ready for an update
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#2980 [13:46] <ImDrunkard> I have no idea what my video manufacturers are
#2981 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Or it could be the category 1 hurricane off the US coast, wreaking havoc with the internet backbone.
#2982 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> Just saying.
#2983 [13:46] <GreyVulpine> ImDrunkard - What operating system are you on?
#2984 [13:47] <fuogo> the screen goes away every time i login im on windows xp servicepack 3 my card driver is radeon 9200 series by ati tech. my card is radeon 9250/9200 series agp(0x5961), help please
#2985 [13:47] <ImDrunkard> PC i have a HP pavillion kinda outta date
#2986 [13:47] <ImDrunkard> windows XP
#2987 [13:47] <GreyVulpine> ??> ImDrunkard win/dxdiag
#2988 [13:47] <VoxelHead> ImDrunkard: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2989 [13:47] <VoxelHead> ImDrunkard: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2990 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Could you try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2991 [13:48] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Once it closes again, there's be some messages that pop up on the command prompt, pastebin them and give us the URL to it
#2992 [13:50] <fuogo> how do i make a new folder to put the new minecraft in
#2993 [13:51] <GreyVulpine> Right click -> new -> folder?
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#2996 [13:51] <ImDrunkard> http://pastebin.com/agE6zXvV
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#2999 [13:52] <Conyers0184> I keep getting End of Stream for my MC server, any clue why? I can paste log to pastebin if someone can look it over
#3000 [13:53] <fuogo> what is step 10 about
#3001 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> ImDrunkard - You're running a ATI RADEON XPRESS 200 Series video card on Windows XP Professional. Try the drivers from: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/integrated_mce-xp.aspx?type=2.7&product=2.7.2.3.2&lang=English
#3002 [13:53] <Aussie212> I keep getting my login throttled when its my first time logging in ive reset my password and still its saying its throttled can someone help me pls
#3003 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - The two lines that need to be in the bat file are:
#3004 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> java -Xmx256M -Xms256M -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame
#3005 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> pause
#3006 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Aussie212 - for more information about that, try minecraft.net/support and look at "Login"
#3007 [13:54] <ImDrunkard> ok thank you
#3008 [13:54] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - Does it do this for everybody, or just you connecting?
#3009 [13:54] <Aussie212> tok thx
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#3012 [13:55] <Conyers0184> Dunno, Grey. You can try connectin @ 209.15.226.203:26365
#3013 [13:55] <Conyers0184> If you have a minute :)
#3014 [13:55] <GreyVulpine> One moment.
#3015 [13:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 209.15.226.203:26365
#3016 [13:55] * |Kiikun|Janus| whistles
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#3018 [13:56] <Conyers0184> Thank you
#3019 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> Oh right, login servers are down for me.
#3020 [13:56] <Aussie212> that did not help
#3021 [13:56] <GreyVulpine> Aussie212 - All it says, is please wait.
#3022 [13:56] <Conyers0184> Logins are up/down, I got logged in after 5th try :)
#3023 [13:56] <Conyers0184> Anyone else having issues connecting to a server?
#3024 [13:57] <GSHgunner> Does anyone know how to get your saved level back from when the computer crashes? I still have the saved file but it won't appear on the level select page of the game
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#3026 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Aussie212 - There's really nothing you can do, but just leave minecraft alone for a while, and not hammer it with logins.
#3027 [13:57] <queen25> hey when i play minecraft, in the first 5min minutes into playing it like freeezs, then when i force quit and it saids something about java then closes, do you know whats up? i have the paste post thing if it helps
#3028 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> ??> GSHgunner nullsave
#3029 [13:57] <VoxelHead> GSHgunner: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#3030 [13:57] <VoxelHead> GSHgunner: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#3031 [13:57] <fuogo> on the command prompt when ever i hoi enter to copy the promt goes away
#3032 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Could you capture a screenshot, upload it to imgur.com or an image hosting site of your choice, and give us the URL?
#3033 [13:57] <Conyers0184> aQueen25: try setting the video options from fancy to fast, that helped me with the same issue
#3034 [13:58] <fuogo> http://pastebin.com/YZEsakTY
#3035 [13:58] <queen25> okeey i'll try
#3036 [13:58] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Did you download the minecraft.jar from the website and place it in "New folder"?
#3037 [13:58] <fuogo> yes
#3038 [13:58] <Aussie212> GreyVulpine: When I try for the first time after it sitting for a day it sitll does the same thing. Keeps throttling me.
#3039 [13:59] <toadfan321> anyone got a solution to the cannot connect on the mc launcher
#3040 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Is it named "Minecraft.jar
#3041 [13:59] <fuogo> no minecraft.exe
#3042 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> toadfan321 - There is no solution at the moment
#3043 [13:59] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Please download minecraft.jar
#3044 [13:59] <Conyers0184> Everyone has the login issue? I am logged in and on a server. :|
#3045 [13:59] <Conyers0184> Just not my own "(
#3046 [13:59] <Conyers0184> :(
#3047 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - I cannot connect to your server
#3048 [14:00] <fuogo> like where it says for linux
#3049 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Yes
#3050 [14:00] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - I'm getting "End of stream" for your server
#3051 [14:00] <fuogo> ok
#3052 [14:01] <fuogo> it auto ran the program the launchers right infront of me
#3053 [14:01] <Conyers0184> Dangit!
#3054 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - Try a server like "s.nerd.nu", or "smp.shadow-craft.net", those work for me
#3055 [14:01] <GreyVulpine> If they work for you, your server's got an issue
#3056 [14:01] <Aussie212> So this logog throttle has been happeing for three days. Very frustrating.
#3057 [14:01] <fuogo> now what do i do
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#3059 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - So, when does it crash?
#3060 [14:02] <fuogo> after it loads it says done loading then the screen goes black and it crashes
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#3062 [14:02] <fuogo> (closes)
#3063 [14:02] <GreyVulpine> Please log in normally then
#3064 [14:02] <gorgar44> hi
#3065 [14:02] <gorgar44> how do i find my .jar file?
#3066 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> When it crashes again, minecraft will write an error log to the command prompt fuogo. Copy that to pastebin.com and share the URL with us
#3067 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - For?
#3068 [14:03] <gorgar44> uh, mods
#3069 [14:03] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - What operating system are you on?
#3070 [14:04] <gorgar44> ehm...
#3071 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> windows? mac? linux?
#3072 [14:04] <fuogo> with which one the windows or the linux cuz the windows one is in the new folder
#3073 [14:04] <gorgar44> windows
#3074 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - The linux one, the one you launched with the .bat file
#3075 [14:04] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - What version of windows?
#3076 [14:04] <fuogo> i put the one with windows in the new folder
#3077 [14:05] <gorgar44> the newest one
#3078 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Then, go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#3079 [14:05] <gorgar44> its a pretty new computer, got it last year
#3080 [14:05] <gorgar44> done that
#3081 [14:05] <gorgar44> i have my .minecraft file up
#3082 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Press enter, look for the .minecraft folder, the minecraft.jar will be in the bin folder
#3083 [14:05] <fuogo> minecraft.jar just crashed and there is no error log in the command prompt
#3084 [14:05] <GreyVulpine> If you cannot see file extensions, press your alt key to bring up the toolbar at the top
#3085 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Go to tools -> folder options -> view tab
#3086 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> then uncheck "hide file extensions for known file types"
#3087 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> Press okay, you should then see minecraft.jar in the bin folder gorgar44.
#3088 [14:06] <GSHgunner> i loaded the level on to minecraft edit but how do I resave it? can't see an option to save
#3089 [14:06] <GreyVulpine> GSHgunner - Ctrl-S to save, alt-f4 to exit mcedit
#3090 [14:06] <Conyers0184> grey: I can connect to other servers, I'll look into mine, thanks for the external troubleshooting! :)
#3091 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - No error at all in the command prompt?
#3092 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - Possible solutions, outdated server, modded server that's having trouble, or firewall
#3093 [14:07] <fuogo> nope
#3094 [14:07] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Did you run the .bat file with the .jar in the same folder?
#3095 [14:08] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - And not the minecraft.exe, correct?
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#3097 [14:09] <fuogo> well i just took minecaft.exe out of the new folder and put minecraft.jar in
#3098 [14:09] <Diablothein> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! Minecraft.net is down.
#3099 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> Diablothein - Pfft
#3100 [14:09] <fuogo> no its not i just refreshed the page
#3101 [14:09] <Diablothein> Also, hey Kealpybby :3
#3102 [14:10] <Diablothein> Okay, so it's not
#3103 [14:10] <Diablothein> It's giving me a 503
#3104 [14:10] <fuogo> well i just took minecaft.exe out of the new folder and put minecraft.jar in
#3105 [14:11] <fuogo> it did make an hs_er_pid
#3106 [14:11] <GreyVulpine> Please share the hs_err_pid file over pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
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#3108 [14:11] <easyname> hello?
#3109 [14:11] <Conyers0184> Grey: I have a paste of my log. Lots of Severes, think you can check it out?
#3110 [14:11] <Conyers0184> http://pastebin.com/hB6Jtygk
#3111 [14:11] <gorgar44> GreyVulpine is it the minecraft.original.kar?
#3112 [14:12] <gorgar44> jat*
#3113 [14:12] <gorgar44> jar*
#3114 [14:12] <Diablothein> jar
#3115 [14:12] <gorgar44> lol
#3116 [14:12] <fuogo> http://pastebin.com/p3SBDjFm
#3117 [14:13] <easyname> there are 4 files in my .minecraft stats, 2 are the DAT and OLD file of my account, and then there are 2 that say player_unset.dat and player_unset.old? what are these?
#3118 [14:13] <easyname> there are 4 files in my .minecraft stats, 2 are the DAT and OLD file of my account, and then there are 2 that say player_unset.dat and player_unset.old? what are these?
#3119 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - Looks like towny's throwing some nice errors there. I'm not too familiar with it unfortunately. Best advice I could give you is to reinstall your server starting from scratch
#3120 [14:13] <easyname> there are 4 files in my .minecraft stats, 2 are the DAT and OLD file of my account, and then there are 2 that say player_unset.dat and player_unset.old? what are these?
#3121 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> Only way to ensure there's no corrupt files
#3122 [14:13] <GreyVulpine> !k easyname
#3123 [14:13] * GreyBot kicked easyname from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:774>)
#3124 [14:13] <Conyers0184> Bah, kk, thanks, Grey!
#3125 [14:14] <gorgar44> vulpine i cannot open the minecraft.jar file
#3126 [14:14] <fuogo> here it is greyvulpine http://pastebin.com/p3SBDjFm
#3127 [14:14] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - You need a compression program like winrar/winzip/7zip
#3128 [14:15] <gorgar44> wich one is the best? and easiest to get?
#3129 [14:15] <fuogo> winrar
#3130 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - 7zip is free
#3131 [14:15] <GreyVulpine> winrar has nag screens, but works as well
#3132 [14:15] <Diablothein> >:( Start up minecraft.net! Before I stab you with a spork
#3133 [14:15] <fuogo> yea
#3134 [14:15] <Diablothein> WinZip nags you senseless
#3135 [14:15] <gorgar44> the others cost how much?
#3136 [14:15] <gorgar44> lol
#3137 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> Don't know
#3138 [14:16] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - That error report's telling me your ati video drivers are at fault. If you've updated your video drivers already from AMD/ATI's site, then your video drivers may be too old to handle minecraft properly
#3139 [14:16] <Diablothein> 19.95 plus shipping and handling, and if you order now, we'll include a second one free (just pay separate shipping and handling)
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#3141 [14:17] <Triggerdusk> anybody else nto able to log their minecraft in?
#3142 [14:17] <Diablothein> Triggerdusk, I got a 503, so no. not able
#3143 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - To completely ensure a clean, fresh install of video drivers, try a program like driver sweeper (http://phyxion.net/item/driver-sweeper.html) and reinstall the latest drivers from AMD's site
#3144 [14:17] <GreyVulpine> Triggerdusk - I can't as well
#3145 [14:17] <ToasterMan> Grey
#3146 [14:17] <Triggerdusk> i didnt get a error it just wont do it
#3147 [14:17] <ToasterMan> Thanks
#3148 [14:17] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3148 [14:18] <fuogo> i reinstalled atlest 3 times
#3149 [14:18] <Diablothein> Well, when I was online trying to log onto a server, it gave me a 503
#3150 [14:18] <Triggerdusk> ah ok
#3151 [14:18] <Triggerdusk> anyone know if somethings happening?
#3152 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> I'm getting can't connect to minecraft.net as well
#3153 [14:18] <GreyVulpine> I'm going to blame the cat 1 hurricane off the US coast
#3154 [14:18] <fuogo> k its downloading if it does'nt work then what
#3155 [14:19] <fuogo> doesn't*
#3156 [14:19] <Conyers0184> Ok, I got some code 503, now!
#3157 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Then there's nothing I can do for you here. Video card may b e too old
#3158 [14:19] <Diablothein> Uhm, grey, Amazon Cloud is NOT based in NC, Virginia, or anywhere else in line of destruction
#3159 [14:19] <Conyers0184> AUGH!
#3160 [14:19] <fuogo> so if it doesn't then i should ask for a refund
#3161 [14:19] <Triggerdusk> were still gonna blame irene >.>
#3162 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> Diablodoct0r - Sure, but what about backbone routers?
#3163 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> You can't tell me at least a few of them are offline.
#3164 [14:19] <GreyVulpine> er, aren't.
#3165 [14:19] <Conyers0184> MINECRAFT IS DOWN!!!!
#3166 [14:20] <Diablothein> This is it, the greatest shitstorm of our time...
#3167 [14:20] <Triggerdusk> yes we have been talking about that lol
#3168 [14:20] <Conyers0184> ::muppet scream::
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#3170 [14:20] <Conyers0184> lol
#3171 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Heh
#3172 [14:20] <Diablothein> Literally
#3173 [14:20] <Conyers0184> My life is pain
#3174 [14:20] <Fvega007> what is the chan of yogcast irc
#3175 [14:20] <gorgar44> greyvulpine i already have winrar...
#3176 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Just stay calm, minecraft isn't going anywhere
#3177 [14:20] <Triggerdusk> ITS COME< THE RUINER OF DAYS THE END IS HERE REPENT REPENT REPENT
#3178 [14:20] <Fvega007> plz
#3179 [14:20] <GreyVulpine> Fvega007 - Have you tried google?
#3180 [14:20] * Diablothein smacks Triggerdusk
#3180 [14:20] <Conyers0184> Trigger, that reminds me of RedvsBlue
#3181 [14:20] <Diablothein> Get yourself together man!
#3182 [14:20] <Fvega007> ok i will try
#3183 [14:20] <Triggerdusk> -pants- thanks i needed that
#3184 [14:21] <Triggerdusk> and thats what i was going from con
#3185 [14:21] <Conyers0184> YAY!
#3186 [14:21] <Diablothein> Now, take this sniper rifle, go up to the top of that tower, and camp this shitstorm to death!
#3187 [14:21] <Conyers0184> The all powerful FLAG!
#3188 [14:21] <fuogo> what do i do with driver sweeper grey
#3189 [14:22] <GSHgunner> It did not work I saved the level and it appeared on the saved worlds menu but i spawned in a different location under rock and I died then it just keeps spawning in lava and I cant get out
#3190 [14:22] <Conyers0184> And it's just a CAT 1 :( Errybody es freakoutz
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#3193 [14:22] <GSHgunner> me in lava
#3194 [14:22] <Conyers0184> Singleplayer? Why?
#3195 [14:22] <GreyVulpine> GSHgunner - Try loading the world in MCedit again, and move the spawn location
#3196 [14:23] <gorgar44> smack GreyVulpine
#3197 [14:23] <gorgar44> so he will awnser me
#3198 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> level may hav ebeen corrupted a bit when the computer turned off
#3199 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> Ow?
#3200 [14:23] <gorgar44> lol
#3201 [14:23] <GreyVulpine> If you already have winrar, open up minecraft.jar in it
#3202 [14:23] <fuogo> what do i do with driver sweeper greyvulpine
#3203 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Uninstall all ati drivers using it, so you can install the latest ATI drivers from scratch
#3204 [14:24] <fuogo> k
#3205 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> Remember to download the latest ati drivers for your card before you do so
#3206 [14:24] <GSHgunner> i haven't used mcedit before so how do you move the spawn point?
#3207 [14:24] <gorgar44> thats the problem greyvulpine, i cant open it
#3208 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> GSHgunner - One of the buttons at the botton should do it, either the right-most button, or the 2nd from right
#3209 [14:24] <Triggerdusk> -aims sniper rifle at hurricane- Time to pay bitch
#3210 [14:24] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Sure you can, right click on minecraft.jar, open with -> winrar
#3211 [14:25] <fuogo> there is no ati but when i use dxdiag in run it says there is but in driver sweeper it says nvidia
#3212 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Or open winrar, open archive, point it to minecraft.jar
#3213 [14:25] <gorgar44> yay!
#3214 [14:25] <gorgar44> now what?
#3215 [14:25] <gorgar44> how do i download mods 0.o?
#3216 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - Uninstall all video drivers, and install only the latest ati video drivers
#3217 [14:25] <GreyVulpine> Remember to download the latest ati drivers for your card before you do so
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#3219 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Um. that's up to you. I'm just showing you how to open minecraft.jar in winrar
#3220 [14:26] <Altsi> Is there something wrong with my Java or why can't I play any version of Minecraft? Every time I start the game it won't even get to the main menu before it crashes and gives me a stupid error report :(
#3221 [14:26] <fuogo> severence said that i had to turn of java security but how do i do that,greyvulpine?
#3222 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> Altsi - Maybe you can share the stupid error report via pastebin.com and give us the URL to it, so that we may deduce what is wrong?
#3223 [14:26] <GreyVulpine> fuogo - I do not know.
#3224 [14:26] <fuogo> lol :P
#3225 [14:27] <fuogo> well see ya i might be back
#3226 [14:28] <Altsi> http://pastebin.com/aJKTrZU6
#3227 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> ??> Altsi win/reinst
#3228 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Altsi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3229 [14:28] <VoxelHead> Altsi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3230 [14:28] <GreyVulpine> Follow VoxelHead's instructions
#3231 [14:28] * Nickname [Nickname@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3232 [14:28] <Nickname> Hello. Is minecraft.net down?
#3233 [14:29] <GreyVulpine> For many, yes
#3234 [14:29] <Nickname> :(
#3235 [14:29] <Diablothein> 503
#3236 [14:29] <Diablothein> Eh, while it tries to give birth to a working server, I shall go shoot people on MAG
#3237 [14:29] <Nickname> in my .minecraft stats, it shows my account in the form of DAT and OLD, then it shows player_unset.dat and player_unset.old
#3238 [14:30] <Nickname> what are the player_unsets
#3239 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Nickname - One's a stats file in use, one is a backup
#3240 [14:30] <Nickname> oh
#3241 [14:30] <andrewkm> 1.8
#3242 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> andrewkm - We wish..
#3243 [14:30] <andrewkm> i dont
#3244 [14:30] <Diablothein> It would be announced on facebook
#3245 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> Usually servers go down AFTER updates go out, as people hammer the servers to download it..
#3246 [14:30] <GreyVulpine> not before
#3247 [14:31] <Nickname> my friend bought minecraft during the buy 1 get 1 free, but the gift code isnt on his profile page.
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#3249 [14:31] <Altsii> Hmh thanks, I'm gonna need it as I'm not exactly perfect with this technical stuff..
#3250 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> Nickname - We've seen that issue because the purchase was made after the offer experied
#3251 [14:31] <GreyVulpine> er, expired
#3252 [14:31] <Nickname> oh.
#3253 [14:31] <Nickname> ok.
#3254 [14:32] <GSHgunner> It worked I moved the spawn point above ground and lucky it was right next to my settlement how it was before it crashed lost my stuff but nothing important thanks a lot GreyVulpine
#3255 [14:32] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#3255 [14:32] <GreyVulpine> You can always inventory edit what you lost GSHgunner.
#3256 [14:32] <Nickname> GreyVulpine thanks for your help
#3257 [14:32] <GSHgunner> that in mc edit as well?
#3258 [14:32] <Nickname> GreyVulpine I uninstalled my minecraft, then I found out that minecraft.net is down, what do I do?
#3259 [14:33] <Nickname> GreyVulpine i wanted to reinstall.
#3260 [14:33] <Diablothein> decent inventory editor: http://nathancmatthews.com/mcinvedit/
#3261 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Sorry, mcedit doesn't do inventory, try invedit, or an ingame mod like TooManyItems
#3262 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> or Diablothein's suggestion
#3263 [14:33] * mib_fk1gg3 [mib_fk1gg3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3264 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> which says it only works with 1.7.2 only?
#3265 [14:33] <Nickname> GreyVulpine is there an alternative website that I can download minecraft while the website is down?
#3266 [14:33] <GSHgunner> ah its ok all I had was Glass Wood and iron tools that all so im ok thanks GV
#3267 [14:33] <mib_fk1gg3> why is minecraft.net down
#3268 [14:33] <GreyVulpine> Nickname - Try the inbrowser version at minecraft.net?
#3269 [14:34] <Diablothein> it works with 1.7.3
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#3271 [14:34] <Nickname> GreyVulpine where is that?
#3272 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_fk1gg3 - I blame the hurricane off the us east coast
#3273 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Nickname - Minecraft.net -> in-browser?
#3274 [14:34] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: MC.net is down bro lol
#3275 [14:34] <mib_fk1gg3> lol im on the esat coast
#3276 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#3277 [14:34] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3278 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Oh boy
#3279 [14:34] <mib_fk1gg3> ik
#3280 [14:34] <mib_fk1gg3> this sucks
#3281 [14:34] <clone1018> rofl been down for 20 minutes now
#3282 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Well then.
#3283 [14:34] <Nickname> GreyVulpine i went to minecraft.net and it says server down!
#3284 [14:34] <gorgar44> now i need help downloading mods
#3285 [14:34] <mib_fk1gg3> well now i have nothing to do
#3286 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> I guess minecraft's down now
#3287 [14:34] <Nickname> GreyVulpine that sucks.
#3288 [14:34] <GSHgunner> thanks again GreyVulpine
#3289 [14:34] <GreyVulpine> Sure thing GSHgunner.
#3290 [14:34] <mib_fk1gg3> yep all i do is miencract 7 hours a day
#3291 [14:35] * GreyVulpine backs.. away
#3291 [14:35] <Altsii> IT WORKS!!
#3292 [14:35] <GreyVulpine> !topic add Minecraft.net is DOWN
#3293 [14:35] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: TO THE BUNKER!
#3294 [14:35] <gorgar44> lol
#3295 [14:35] * GreyVulpine runs
#3295 [14:35] * clone1018 gtfo's
#3295 [14:35] <clone1018> without the '
#3296 [14:35] <gorgar44> rofl
#3297 [14:35] * mib_fk1gg3 ducks and covers
#3297 [14:35] * mib_fk1gg3 crys
#3297 [14:35] <gorgar44> how u do that?
#3298 [14:35] * Fvega007 [Fvega007@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#3299 [14:35] * mib_fk1gg3 dis
#3299 [14:35] * mib_fk1gg3 dies
#3299 [14:35] <clone1018> Type /me
#3300 [14:36] * gorgar44 dies
#3300 [14:36] <Nickname> GreyVulpine when can we expect minecraft.net back up?
#3301 [14:36] * Diablothein presses the nuke button
#3301 [14:36] * Exdero looked at Grey's suggestion for an INVEdit. Believes that TMI is likely a better option, considering it includes items added by mods.
#3301 [14:36] <Diablodoct0r> GreyVulpine
#3302 [14:36] <clone1018> No one here can tell you that Nickname
#3303 [14:36] <Diablodoct0r> You highlihted me
#3304 [14:36] <clone1018> Diablodoct0r: dont ping
#3305 [14:36] <mib_fk1gg3> i get the 503 messega
#3306 [14:36] <andrewkm> 503
#3307 [14:36] <andrewkm> oh noes
#3308 [14:36] <andrewkm> end of the universe
#3309 [14:36] <mib_fk1gg3> someone is probably ddosing minecraft.net
#3310 [14:36] * gorgar44 slap greyvulpine
#3310 [14:36] <Diablodoct0r> I am not Diablothein
#3311 [14:37] <Exdero> ??> Channel dont/spam
#3312 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Channel: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3313 [14:37] <Nickname> is this red?
#3314 [14:37] <Diablodoct0r> Your mother is red
#3315 [14:37] <Diablodoct0r> Diablothein get out, change nick :|
#3316 [14:37] <mib_fk1gg3> whast with the spam
#3317 [14:37] <Diablothein> Screw you?
#3318 [14:37] <andrewkm> oops
#3319 [14:37] <mib_fk1gg3> ban him!
#3320 [14:37] <Diablodoct0r> BANBANBAN
#3321 [14:37] <Exdero> ??> Channel Attitude
#3322 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Channel: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3323 [14:37] <VoxelHead> Channel: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3324 [14:37] <Nickname> Found out where you live.
#3325 [14:37] * Exdero snrks.
#3325 [14:38] <Diablodoct0r> CALL IN THE BOMBERS
#3326 [14:38] <Diablodoct0r> Diablothein is the enemy >:o
#3327 [14:38] <andrewkm> Sorry about that voxelhead
#3328 [14:38] * mib_fk1gg3 hides in a bunker
#3328 [14:38] * gorgar44 Hides with mib_fk1gg3
#3328 [14:38] <Exdero> andrewkm: Voxel says thank you. :3
#3329 [14:39] * Hexas [Hexas@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3330 [14:39] <Hexas> Hello
#3331 [14:39] <Hexas> i need Help
#3332 [14:39] <Hexas> My brother account got hacked :(
#3333 [14:39] <Nickname> whats your problem?
#3334 [14:39] <Exdero> OrLy?
#3335 [14:39] <Exdero> Read the MOTD...
#3336 [14:39] <Conyers0184> Ok, gonna go play Dragon Age or something.
#3337 [14:39] <Nickname> what you do is go to minecraft.net, hit buy and bam.
#3338 [14:40] <Nickname> brand new minecraft
#3339 [14:40] <Nickname> :D
#3340 [14:40] <Exdero> Nickname: Shut up -.-
#3341 [14:40] <Hexas> i have 3 accounts
#3342 [14:40] <gorgar44> hey greyvulpine, where do i put the mods i download?
#3343 [14:40] <Nickname> Exdero OK.
#3344 [14:40] <gorgar44> or anyone actaully
#3345 [14:40] <Nickname> Exedero its me easyname btw. the giftcode guy
#3346 [14:40] <Hexas> and a gift code, theres a guy, who i have him my bro pass, i really trusted him
#3347 [14:40] <Hexas> i was so stupid
#3348 [14:40] <mib_fk1gg3> wheni try to connect to a server i get "response code: 503 for URL: http://www.minecraft.net/game/joinserver.jsp?user=*censored*"
#3349 [14:40] <clone1018> MC.net is down
#3350 [14:40] <Exdero> Hexas: We're not affiliated with Mojang AB, so we can't help with account issues
#3351 [14:40] <clone1018> go away
#3352 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - In the minecraft.jar file that you opened with winrar
#3353 [14:41] <mib_fk1gg3> i was helped with a account issue
#3354 [14:41] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE mc.net/down
#3355 [14:41] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3356 [14:41] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3357 [14:41] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - Check the mod's installation instructions
#3358 [14:41] <Hexas> so where can i go?
#3359 [14:41] <Exdero> Minecraft.net, but it's down currently
#3360 [14:41] <Nickname> when was the 2 for 1 sale?
#3361 [14:41] <mib_fk1gg3> im gonna ask notch on twiiter
#3362 [14:41] <Hexas> my brother is only 12, and hes so stupid, he forgot his email
#3363 [14:41] <mib_fk1gg3> last weekend
#3364 [14:41] <Hexas> umm notch knows the mc.net is down
#3365 [14:41] <Nickname> Exdero my friend said he bought mc during the 2 for 1 sale but has no gift code.
#3366 [14:41] <Exdero> Hexas: Sorry to hear that..but we can't help with that.
#3367 [14:42] <Hexas> ok :(
#3368 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> Nickname - Then he bought it when the sale expired.
#3369 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> There's nothing we can do for him here.
#3370 [14:42] <Nickname> GreyVulpine Ok.
#3371 [14:42] <Hexas> is there anyway
#3372 [14:42] * Exdero refuses to help people who don't read the MOTD -.-
#3372 [14:42] <GreyVulpine> to play minecraft right now? No.
#3373 [14:42] <Nickname> good bye everyone
#3374 [14:43] <mib_fk1gg3> Notch twitted this "I'm unable to do anything about the site being down, sorry. :( Stuck at PAX. @mollstam ? =D"
#3375 [14:43] <clone1018> mollstam is a lazy sys admin who is asleep
#3376 [14:43] * GreyVulpine kicks clone1018
#3376 [14:43] <mib_fk1gg3> kik lol
#3377 [14:43] <clone1018> Is he not?
#3378 [14:43] <mib_fk1gg3> kick*
#3379 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> He's been super helpful in the past
#3380 [14:43] * gorgar44 is leaving
#3380 [14:43] <clone1018> He still runs it on Amazon.
#3381 [14:43] <clone1018> in java.
#3382 [14:43] <GreyVulpine> And your point?
#3383 [14:43] * mib_fk1gg3 is pissed about minecraft
#3383 [14:44] * mib_fk1gg3 has nothing to do
#3383 [14:44] * gorgar44 is agreeing
#3383 [14:44] <clone1018> There are at least 5k people who could do better
#3384 [14:44] * Diablothein is playing MAG
#3384 [14:44] <mib_fk1gg3> shut up clone
#3385 [14:44] * Exdero snrks.
#3385 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> Programming minecraft in java wasn't mollstam's decision, it was Notch's
#3386 [14:44] * gorgar44 is going to the beach
#3386 [14:44] <Exdero> My minecraft is fully functional.
#3387 [14:44] <gorgar44> yay!
#3388 [14:44] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: Just because Minecraft is in java, doesnt mean the website has to be
#3389 [14:44] <GreyVulpine> The website and backend, isn't in java.
#3390 [14:44] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#3391 [14:44] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3392 [14:44] * mib_fk1gg3 kills gorgar44 for instuling mollstam
#3392 [14:44] <Hexas> i sent an email to notch@mojang.com about my bro acc, but does he actaully responds? i also gave him screen shots
#3393 [14:44] * gorgar44 is not going to the beach
#3393 [14:44] <Hexas> when the hacker is on my server
#3394 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> clone1018 - Try doing a little research before you go accusing somebody of something they're not doing
#3395 [14:45] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: I can connect to minecraft.net via the launcher :3
#3396 [14:45] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: Then what does the site run?
#3397 [14:45] <Hexas> umm, i have screens
#3398 [14:45] * gorgar44 did not insult anyone?
#3398 [14:45] <Hexas> hes only 12
#3399 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> clone1018 - Look at the site yourself?
#3400 [14:45] <clone1018> It's down.
#3401 [14:45] <mib_fk1gg3> soz wrong person
#3402 [14:45] <GreyVulpine> Google cache
#3403 [14:45] * mib_fk1gg3 kills clone1018 for insulting mollsam
#3403 [14:46] * mib_fk1gg3 mollstam*
#3403 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> Right click -> view source?
#3404 [14:46] <Exdero> Vox is going to be in flood prevention mode in about 5 seconds...he probably already is.
#3405 [14:46] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: That's a blend of CSS, HTML and JavaScript :\
#3406 [14:46] <clone1018> JSP serves that content
#3407 [14:46] <GreyVulpine> clone1018 - Next time you rage at something, make sure it's something you're absolutely sure
#3408 [14:46] <clone1018> JSP = JavaServer Pages
#3409 [14:46] <clone1018> I am absolutely sure
#3410 [14:46] <Exdero> Are you SURE that you're sure?
#3411 [14:47] * mib_fk1gg3 cries
#3411 [14:47] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: Prove me wrong.
#3412 [14:47] <Exdero> ??> clone1018 attitude
#3413 [14:47] <VoxelHead> clone1018: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3414 [14:47] <VoxelHead> clone1018: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3415 [14:47] <mib_fk1gg3> hi clone1218 or should i say luke
#3416 [14:48] <clone1018> Good thing I don't have any questions!
#3417 [14:48] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, Wug said you have the patience of a boulder :P
#3418 [14:48] <clone1018> mib_fk1gg3: look who learned how to whois! Also you spelt my name wrong :(
#3419 [14:48] <mib_fk1gg3> look who learned to be smart
#3420 [14:48] <Hexas> btw, who can i speak for account problems
#3421 [14:48] <clone1018> rofl
#3422 [14:48] * gorgar44 needs help downloading mods
#3422 [14:49] <clone1018> I havent said one "stupid" thing yet
#3423 [14:49] <mib_fk1gg3> brb
#3424 [14:49] <TheNytangel> clone1018, that was it right there.
#3425 [14:49] <clone1018> Oh oops
#3426 [14:49] <clone1018> Forgive me
#3427 [14:49] <TheNytangel> Forgiven
#3428 [14:49] <clone1018> Thanks
#3429 [14:49] <Exdero> Not forgiven.
#3430 [14:49] <Exdero> Sick of people like you who come in to rage..
#3431 [14:50] <Hexas> Exdero, who can help me :(
#3432 [14:50] <Exdero> Hexas: Mojang..
#3433 [14:50] <Diablothein> I'm here to rage.
#3434 [14:50] <Exdero> Hexas: We can't, sorry..
#3435 [14:50] <clone1018> Exdero: I've been in here longer then you.
#3436 [14:50] <Hexas> but, i dont have my brother email
#3437 [14:50] <TheNytangel> clone1018, doubt it
#3438 [14:50] <clone1018> Hexas: support@mojang.com
#3439 [14:50] <Exdero> clone1018: Good for you..I just woke up :)
#3440 [14:50] <Hexas> ok thanks
#3441 [14:50] <clone1018> TheNytangel: I was in here when there were 20 people.
#3442 [14:51] <TheNytangel> I'm sure
#3443 [14:51] <clone1018> back when xales was actually here
#3444 [14:51] <lukegb> 4f8:101:2403::2:1 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :What happened to him? o:
#3445 [14:51] * Exdero doubts clone1018's statements.
#3445 [14:51] <Diablothein> I made Kealpybby my bish.
#3446 [14:51] <clone1018> Kealper: care to verify?
#3447 [14:52] * mib_i3x5qc [mib_i3x5qc@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3448 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> kealper's off playing games
#3449 [14:52] <clone1018> ask him when he comes back online
#3450 [14:52] <GreyVulpine> xales has been off due to a job
#3451 [14:52] <mib_i3x5qc> Minecraft servers are down correct?
#3452 [14:52] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: SHOULD remember but :\
#3453 [14:52] <clone1018> mib_i3x5qc: yes
#3454 [14:52] <mib_i3x5qc> Alright thanks.
#3455 [14:52] * Exdero doesn't care if clone1018 has been here longer than himself, he shouldn't be acting like a prick...
#3455 [14:53] <clone1018> And? Their shit is down, they have the money and the resources to NOT have this happen.
#3456 [14:53] <Exdero> ...
#3457 [14:53] <TheNytangel> ...
#3458 [14:53] <TheNytangel> What if THEY can't help it?
#3459 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Try complaining elsewhere clone1018.
#3460 [14:53] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: I am, 3 other channels
#3461 [14:53] <Exdero> ??> clone1018 attitude
#3462 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> Nobody here cares about it clone1018.
#3463 [14:53] <VoxelHead> clone1018: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3464 [14:53] <gorgar44> greyvulpine or anyone, where do i put mods once theyre downloaded and extracted
#3465 [14:53] <VoxelHead> clone1018: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3466 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> !k clone1018
#3467 [14:53] * GreyBot kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:775>)
#3468 [14:53] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - In minecraft.jar
#3469 [14:53] * Exdero points to the last sentence.
#3469 [14:53] * clone1018 [clone1018@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3470 [14:54] * The_First_Gamer is away: TF2
#3470 [14:54] <gorgar44> there are alot of files in minecraft.jar
#3471 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - You add the mod files to minecraft.jar
#3472 [14:54] <gorgar44> oh ok
#3473 [14:54] <TheNytangel> gorgar44, and delete the META-INF
#3474 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Just follow the mod's instructions
#3475 [14:54] <gorgar44> and how do i delete them if i need to?
#3476 [14:54] <GreyVulpine> Delete the bin folder , and relaunch minecraft. It'll download fresh files for minecraft
#3477 [14:54] <Exdero> gorgar44: Not all of them, only the class files and specified folders. You should read the README.txt if it has one.
#3478 [14:55] <clone1018> GreyVulpine: No it wont
#3479 [14:55] <clone1018> MC.net is down
#3480 [14:55] * Exdero would personally delete everything but the saves folder, because mods aren't strictly set in the bin.
#3480 [14:55] <GreyVulpine> !kb clone1018
#3481 [14:55] * GreyBot kicked clone1018 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:776>)
#3482 [14:55] * Mika56 [Mika56@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3483 [14:55] <gorgar44> ok
#3484 [14:56] <Exdero> Grey. Could you ban some masks?
#3485 [14:56] <Exdero> From last night's troll/flood..
#3486 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> I'll ban them if they come back
#3487 [14:57] <GreyVulpine> Killkun's already PMed me about it
#3488 [14:57] <Exdero> Alright.
#3489 [14:57] <gorgar44> there is no readme? do i just find the name of the file in minecraft.jar and delete it or is there some extreemly difficult and complicated way of deleting it?
#3490 [14:57] <mib_fk1gg3> if notch is at PAX does that mean no one can fix minecraft.net?
#3491 [14:57] <Exdero> gorgar44: What mod are you downloading
#3492 [14:58] <mib_fk1gg3> hey guys i have a question
#3493 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> gorgar44 - If you want to delete a mod, deleting the bin folder is usually the quickest way to get a fresh, unmodded minecraft.jar
#3494 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_fk1gg3 - No, it does not.
#3495 [14:58] <mib_fk1gg3> is pickaclient safe for my comp/
#3496 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> mib_fk1gg3 - Just be patient, Mojang will get to it
#3497 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> pickaclient?
#3498 [14:58] <mib_fk1gg3> and iwll it steal my password?
#3499 [14:58] <GreyVulpine> Never heard of it
#3500 [14:58] <mib_fk1gg3> does anyone else know?
#3501 [14:58] <gorgar44> ok
#3502 [14:58] <Exdero> GreyVulpine: As I said before, not all mods are confined to the bin folder. I know of many mods resting partially in resources, mods, and I believe another folder..not sure, though.
#3503 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> Exdero - Sure..
#3504 [14:59] * Exdero has deleted his .minecraft too many times to count.
#3504 [14:59] <mib_fk1gg3> does anyone else know if pickaclient is safe
#3505 [14:59] <GreyVulpine> I know yogscast even modifies the launcher itself
#3506 [14:59] <mib_fk1gg3> team avo does too
#3507 [14:59] <Exdero> It does.
#3508 [15:00] <Exdero> But Yogbox isn't worth the hassle, usually.
#3509 [15:00] * gorgar44 is going wind surfing in the winds of irene
#3509 [15:00] * gorgar44 hurricane irene
#3509 [15:00] * mib_fk1gg3 is going to cry because he is stuck inside during huricane and cant do anything
#3509 [15:00] <Exdero> I'd delete it, but I haven't been playing Minecraft this week. I'm getting weird lag spikes during the day in game.
#3510 [15:01] <gorgar44> lol
#3511 [15:01] * TheNytangel lives in the middle of North America and never gets hurricanes or earthquakes, only rarely are tornados
#3511 [15:01] * Exdero doesn't get hit by anything, like a boss.
#3511 [15:01] * mib_fk1gg3 cries and cries and cries and screams FIX IT NOTCH
#3511 [15:01] <GreyVulpine> Easy there.
#3512 [15:02] * gorgar44 thinks thenytangel is lucky
#3512 [15:02] <TheNytangel> Yay!
#3513 [15:02] * gorgar44 lives in florida and gets it all
#3513 [15:02] <mib_fk1gg3> yay what
#3514 [15:02] <TheNytangel> I finally logged in :)
#3515 [15:02] <mib_fk1gg3> but u cant connect to servers
#3516 [15:02] <mib_fk1gg3> ive logged on to
#3517 [15:02] <GreyVulpine> Servers work for me.
#3518 [15:02] <gorgar44> i can connect to my server but i cant log in
#3519 [15:02] <mib_fk1gg3> they do?
#3520 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> s.nerd.nu is up. so is smp.shadow-craft.net
#3521 [15:03] <mib_fk1gg3> it give me the 503 error
#3522 [15:03] * Exdero is so bored that he is willingly going to play Mabi..
#3522 [15:03] <GreyVulpine> nogi?
#3523 [15:03] <Exdero> Yus.
#3524 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Heh, haven't played that in years
#3525 [15:04] <TheNytangel> Oh god, not this again..
#3526 [15:04] * gorgar44 is wondering what Mabi is
#3526 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> Used to triple box that sucker.
#3527 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> korean MMO
#3528 [15:04] <Exdero> Same. My bud wanted me to play it with him :3
#3529 [15:04] <GreyVulpine> I still have like 20 mules full of holy water on that game.
#3530 [15:05] <Exdero> (Not the triple boxing, though)
#3531 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> another 3-4 mule of just eq.
#3532 [15:05] <Exdero> Lol.
#3533 [15:05] <Exdero> Eq=not really important in mabi.
#3534 [15:05] <Exdero> It's more skill/time/AP
#3535 [15:05] <GreyVulpine> Sure... but holy water is extremely important
#3536 [15:05] * Messeriche [Messeriche@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3537 [15:06] <Exdero> Holy water =/= liquid coins.
#3538 [15:06] * Exhydra [Exhydra@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3539 [15:07] * gorgar44 slaps Exhydra for no reason
#3539 [15:07] <Exhydra> D:
#3540 [15:08] <Diablothein> Hey Grey, have you ever noticed that whenever the servers go down, this room floods?
#3541 [15:08] * Nickname [Nickname@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3542 [15:08] * gorgar44 hugs Exhydra
#3542 [15:08] <Nickname> does anyone know if minecraft.net is on?
#3543 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> Diablothein - Happens every time
#3544 [15:08] <Nickname> i havent checked
#3545 [15:08] <GreyVulpine> !isdown
#3546 [15:08] <GreyBot> GreyVulpine: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3547 [15:09] <Exhydra> :D
#3548 [15:09] * gorgar44 Falls asleep.
#3548 [15:09] <Nickname> Want to know if minecraft.net is down? go here: http://isminecraftdown.net/
#3549 [15:10] <gorgar44> its a virus!
#3550 [15:10] <Nickname> no.
#3551 [15:10] <Nickname> fool.
#3552 [15:10] <Nickname> i googled it.
#3553 [15:10] <Nickname> http://isminecraftdown.net/
#3554 [15:10] <gorgar44> ?
#3555 [15:10] <Nickname> find out if minecraft.net is down at this website: http://isminecraftdown.net/
#3556 [15:10] <Nickname> good day now!
#3557 [15:11] <Diablothein> Or you could just type in !isdown in the IRC...
#3558 [15:11] <Exdero> "Made by WedTM so people would stop bitching in #minecraft."
#3559 [15:11] <Exdero> That is a direct quote >.>
#3560 [15:11] <Diablothein> definitely a virus then.
#3561 [15:11] <Diablothein> Anything that comes out of #minecraft is a virus
#3562 [15:11] <Diablothein> Even if Notch posts it
#3563 [15:11] <Exhydra> Well, on the bright side, the wikis are up.
#3564 [15:12] <Diablothein> So is minecraftmuseum
#3565 [15:12] <Diablothein> Oh, I found the making of the Darth Vader portrait
#3566 [15:12] * PHIZZLE [PHIZZLE@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3567 [15:12] <PHIZZLE> lol
#3568 [15:12] <Diablothein> http://www.themysteryworld.com/2011/01/minecraft-darth-vader-pixel-art.html
#3569 [15:13] <ShaRose> Ìû
#3570 [15:13] <Exhydra> Hmm, that's pretty nuts
#3571 [15:13] * gorgar44 is running for the powercord
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#3572 [15:14] <gorgar44> [.] [.]
#3573 [15:14] <gorgar44> \_/
#3574 [15:15] <Exdero> ??> Channel Dont/flood
#3575 [15:15] <VoxelHead> Channel: (dont/flood) Please do not paste large globs of text into the IRC channel. This is called 'flooding' and is considered _very_ rude.
#3576 [15:15] <VoxelHead> Channel: (dont/flood) If you have an error log or other information to share that is more then one or two lines, use pastebin.com. see pastebin for more information.
#3577 [15:15] <Exdero> Oops..that doesn't work either..
#3578 [15:15] * gorgar44 is very sorry and did not mean to be rude
#3578 [15:15] * Exdero pats gorgar44 on the head.
#3578 [15:17] * gorgar44 does not like the silence
#3578 [15:17] * Exdero doesn't care.
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#3579 [15:18] <TheNytangel> !isdown
#3580 [15:19] <GreyBot> TheNytangel: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3581 [15:19] <Exdero> ...
#3582 [15:19] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE mc.net/down
#3583 [15:19] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (mc.net/down) Presently, there are problems with some of the parts of minecraft.net, which may cause errors or other problems when attempting to log in or to play the game.
#3584 [15:19] <Exdero> :3
#3585 [15:19] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (mc.net/down) Just sit tight and give it some time, and things will be back to normal soon.
#3586 [15:19] <gorgar44> !isdown
#3587 [15:19] <GreyBot> gorgar44: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3588 [15:19] <gorgar44> ? howd you do that?
#3589 [15:19] <gorgar44> cool!
#3590 [15:19] <gorgar44> lol
#3591 [15:20] <Exdero> I think.......I'mma go back to sleep..
#3592 [15:22] <fault> !isdown
#3593 [15:22] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3594 [15:22] <GreyVulpine> Please don't spam with that command
#3595 [15:22] <fault> oh, i didn't even bother to look up, sorry
#3596 [15:22] <fault> ec2 looks like it's operating okay, do you think it's just minecraft.net?
#3597 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#3598 [15:23] <fault> at least it wasn't hosted in ireland; they were hit by lightning a week or two ago
#3599 [15:23] <fault> and a bunch of stuff was down for a week, iirc
#3600 [15:23] <GreyVulpine> I'm really tempted to blame hurricane irene, off the us east coast fo rthis
#3601 [15:24] <gorgar44> lol
#3602 [15:24] <gorgar44> im gonna go wind surfing in irene later, sound like a good idea?
#3603 [15:25] <GreyVulpine> Definitely.
#3604 [15:26] <gorgar44> lol
#3605 [15:26] <fault> i'd hope they figure out some sort of redundancy when the full game is released
#3606 [15:26] * gorgar44 isscared to download mods because he thinks it will mess something up
#3606 [15:26] <fault> just back up your bin folder
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#3608 [15:28] <BLazeking> hey guys
#3609 [15:28] <gorgar44> ok
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#3611 [15:28] <BLazeking> can anyone help me will quick please
#3612 [15:29] <fault> ??> BLazeking ask
#3613 [15:29] <VoxelHead> BLazeking: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3614 [15:29] <VoxelHead> BLazeking: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#3616 [15:30] <fault> ping
#3617 [15:30] <fault> !ping
#3618 [15:30] <GreyBot> fault Your Ping time was 0.421 seconds.
#3619 [15:30] <gorgar44> what does that mean?
#3620 [15:31] <fault> nothing, i wasn't sure if i was having connection issues
#3621 [15:31] <gorgar44> it doesnt mean nothing....
#3622 [15:31] <gorgar44> !ping
#3623 [15:31] <GreyBot> gorgar44 Your Ping time was 0.53 seconds.
#3624 [15:31] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Question, ladies.
#3625 [15:31] <fault> er, nothing to you
#3626 [15:31] <fault> BlackGyver`, shoot
#3627 [15:32] * gorgar44 shoots BlackGyver'
#3627 [15:32] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :So, yeah, I'm around 150 FPS on singleplayer Minecraft
#3628 [15:32] <BLazeking> ok sorry bout that guys didnt know... anyways for my server i am running bukkit and i am trying to get a flat land to work but when i get it into the map i can not build nor can i destory and yes i am set to op
#3629 [15:32] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :But around 15-20 in SMP
#3630 [15:32] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :So, not sure what can be done about that
#3631 [15:32] <fault> ??> blaze
#3632 [15:32] <fault> ??> BLazeking mods
#3633 [15:32] <CueDestruction> I want to apologise for my ban in #minecraft
#3634 [15:32] <VoxelHead> BLazeking: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3635 [15:32] <BLazeking> yes?
#3636 [15:32] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Is it because of the server, my settings, broadband ?
#3637 [15:32] <VoxelHead> BLazeking: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3638 [15:33] <CueDestruction> Can I ban appeal for #minecraft?
#3639 [15:33] <BLazeking> oh ok sorry guys wasnt sure thanks a lot
#3640 [15:33] <fault> BLazeking, try #bukkit
#3641 [15:33] <fault> CueDestruction, appeal what?
#3642 [15:33] <BLazeking> ok thanks voxel and fault
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#3644 [15:33] <fault> were you one of the people flooding?'
#3645 [15:34] <CueDestruction> I didn't mean too.
#3646 [15:34] <CueDestruction> I am sorry.. :/
#3647 [15:34] <CueDestruction> I was bored..
#3648 [15:34] <CueDestruction> I only typed a number about 2 times..
#3649 [15:34] <fault> we can't help you
#3650 [15:34] <CueDestruction> Damn..
#3651 [15:34] <fault> message Scott
#3652 [15:35] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Anyone ? :>
#3653 [15:35] <CueDestruction> Scott or Scotty?
#3654 [15:35] <fault> BlackGyver`, i have no clue, have you tried optifine?
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#3656 [15:35] <fault> just Scott
#3657 [15:35] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Hmmnope
#3658 [15:35] <Scott> You are all banned and I don't know how long for.
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#3660 [15:36] <Miesco> "Internal client error: java.io.IOException: Server returned HTTP response code: 503 for URL: http://www.minecraft.net/game/joinserver.jsp?user=Miesco&sessionId=-6352963800092522261&serverId=cdc43ec05a91c54d"
#3661 [15:36] <Miesco> I'm trying to join my server
#3662 [15:36] <CueDestruction> Scott, :/ I am really sorry.. I only did it 3 times..
#3663 [15:36] <CueDestruction> Or so.
#3664 [15:36] <fault> Miesco, minecraft.net is down
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#3666 [15:36] <fault> CueDestruction, he's not here, you have to private messagee him
#3667 [15:36] <CueDestruction> Miesco, 503 in client.
#3668 [15:36] <fault> type /msg Scott your message
#3669 [15:36] <Scott> no stop that
#3670 [15:36] <Scott> dont PM me
#3671 [15:36] <fault> oh, sorry.
#3672 [15:36] <Miesco> CueDestruction: Client error?
#3673 [15:36] <fault> don't bother him CueDestruction
#3674 [15:36] <CueDestruction> HTTP 503
#3675 [15:37] <CueDestruction> Has an odd link with client
#3676 [15:37] <fault> CueDestruction, that's because minecraft.net auth is down
#3677 [15:37] <CueDestruction> fault, kk
#3678 [15:37] <CueDestruction> I know
#3679 [15:37] <CueDestruction> It's down, but HTTP in mc
#3680 [15:37] <fault> yeah, that's how it checks with the auth server
#3681 [15:37] <Miesco> So if minecraft.net is down my server is down?
#3682 [15:37] <CueDestruction> No
#3683 [15:37] <fault> Miesco, it's not down, but it can't authenticate anyone who tries to log in
#3684 [15:38] <CueDestruction> Yes
#3685 [15:38] <Miesco> So I have to make it not auth with minecraft.net?
#3686 [15:38] <CueDestruction> Yes
#3687 [15:38] <CueDestruction> offline mode
#3688 [15:38] <fault> Miesco, just wait for minecraft.net to go back up and everything will be okay
#3689 [15:38] <fault> CueDestruction, that has all sorts of security implications.
#3690 [15:38] <Miesco> Also any tips on getting minecraft to not crash on F11 (Windows Vista)?
#3691 [15:38] <CueDestruction> Haha, I know
#3692 [15:38] <Miesco> fault: How long do I have to wait?
#3693 [15:39] <fault> Miesco, it could be any amount of time
#3694 [15:39] <fault> mollstam just got out of a pub
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#3696 [15:40] <Diablothein> !down
#3697 [15:40] <Diablothein> >.<
#3698 [15:40] <Diablothein> !isdown
#3699 [15:40] <GreyBot> Diablothein: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
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#3701 [15:40] <Diablothein> Danke
#3702 [15:40] <Diablothein> Anyways, I'm off
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#3704 [15:46] <Miesco> How do I get my server to not auth? I looked all over the internet to find out but I still can not find out how.
#3705 [15:46] <fault> Miesco, in server.properties set it to offline
#3706 [15:46] <fault> just remember than anyone can impersonate anyone
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#3708 [15:47] <Miesco> fault: Okay, its a private server
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#3710 [15:47] <Miesco> Just for while mc is down
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#3712 [15:48] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Well, bad time for trying this in SMP
#3713 [15:48] <BlackGyver`> e35:8b51:1320:240b:71a3:5894:ea5b PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Meh
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#3715 [15:54] <Miesco> java.net.SocketException: Connection reset
#3716 [15:55] <Miesco> I get that from my server
#3717 [15:55] <fault> restart your server
#3718 [15:55] <Miesco> kk
#3719 [15:56] <Miesco> What version of minecraft will be the release? v2.0?
#3720 [15:56] <Miesco> 2011-08-27 15:56:17 [INFO] Player lost connection: disconnect.genericReason
#3721 [15:58] <Miesco> Its up!
#3722 [15:58] <Miesco> mc is up
#3723 [15:58] <fault> !isdown
#3724 [15:58] <GreyBot> fault: It's not just you! http://www.minecraft.net looks down from here.
#3725 [15:59] <Conyers0184> my mc is still down
#3726 [15:59] <fault> Miesco, that's because your server is now in offline mode
#3727 [15:59] <gorgar44> why cant i log into my server?
#3728 [15:59] <Miesco> fault: No, I logged in
#3729 [15:59] <Miesco> fault: I didn't have to click "Play offline"
#3730 [16:00] <fault> yeah, the auth server is still down though
#3731 [16:00] <gorgar44> i can log into my account i can connect to the server but whenever it says logging in it then says read timed out
#3732 [16:00] <fault> gorgar44, minecraft.net's auth server is down, wait a while
#3733 [16:00] <gorgar44> i hate waiting
#3734 [16:00] <fault> Miesco, the login server is up, the auth server is down.
#3735 [16:01] <Miesco> Damb
#3736 [16:01] <gorgar44> so what has taken so long to fix it?
#3737 [16:01] <fault> the server admin is in a drunken stupor, or something
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#3739 [16:01] <fault> there's nothing we can do about it
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#3741 [16:02] <fault> and everyone else is at PAX
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#3743 [16:02] <Miesco> http://paste.debian.net/127599/
#3744 [16:02] <squiggy> hello
#3745 [16:02] <squiggy> my minecraft wont star
#3746 [16:02] <squiggy> t
#3747 [16:02] <fault> squiggy, minecraft.net is down, be patient
#3748 [16:03] <squiggy> when i go to minecraft.net, the screen just stays white
#3749 [16:03] <squiggy> oh
#3750 [16:03] <squiggy> when did it start being "down"
#3751 [16:03] <j4mie> when it stopped being "up"
#3752 [16:03] <fault> about an hour ago or so
#3753 [16:03] <squiggy> ok thanks
#3754 [16:03] <fault> Miesco, reinstall your graphic drivers
#3755 [16:03] <squiggy> glad my comps not all messed up
#3756 [16:03] <Miesco> fault: kk
#3757 [16:04] <j4mie> its up
#3758 [16:04] <j4mie> for me at least
#3759 [16:05] <fault> oh, it's back up for me, too
#3760 [16:05] <fault> at least auth is
#3761 [16:05] <fault> oh man i have so many people to whitelist now :O
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#3763 [16:09] <PcJamesy> fault i can get to the selection screen, but can't get on to any servers
#3764 [16:09] <PcJamesy> wait, it's back ;0
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#3767 [16:11] <fenster> Hi i got a problem i can not connect to our server it shows "end of stream " what shoud i can do ?
#3768 [16:11] <smerft> same too
#3769 [16:11] <fault> restart minecraft, then wait a while and try again
#3770 [16:12] <fenster> i did it the last hour again and again
#3771 [16:12] <fault> ??< faq
#3772 [16:12] <fault> ??< index
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#3775 [16:17] <fenster> Ahhhh now i know minecraft is down
#3776 [16:18] * mib_j944ki [mib_j944ki@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3777 [16:18] <Gamma_Gamer54> hello?
#3778 [16:18] <Conyers0184> Excellent
#3779 [16:18] <Conyers0184> Allo
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#3781 [16:21] <fenster> Shoud be the update 1.8 is coming soon hoply it works
#3782 [16:23] <fenster> So MC is down hey i got time right now what i can dow tonight maybe drinking beer and see people in real-life?
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#3784 [16:25] <TakoMan02> Hello
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#3786 [16:26] <TakoMan02> Can anyone help me?
#3787 [16:26] <TakoMan02> or answer a question
#3788 [16:26] <DreadLindwyrm> ??> TakoMan02 ask
#3789 [16:26] <VoxelHead> TakoMan02: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3790 [16:26] <VoxelHead> TakoMan02: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3791 [16:27] <TakoMan02> My friend downloaded the game on his mac, and is unable to play offline
#3792 [16:27] <TakoMan02> Do you know what could cause this?
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#3795 [16:30] <skissy> I am having an issue running minecraft
#3796 [16:30] <fenster> So bye guys i wish a good night see ya
#3797 [16:30] <gamakichi> running mc on a mac?
#3798 [16:30] <TakoMan02> Yes
#3799 [16:30] <skissy> on HP
#3800 [16:30] <gamakichi> which browser should i use?
#3801 [16:30] <skissy> I have been playing for a long time
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#3805 [16:31] <gamakichi> minecraft isnt running for me
#3806 [16:31] <TakoMan02> what system?
#3807 [16:31] <Cookie2042> mac
#3808 [16:32] <skissy> I login and see the Mojang title screen then brick then black
#3809 [16:32] <TakoMan02> several people can't run MC on their mac.
#3810 [16:32] <TakoMan02> I wonder why
#3811 [16:32] <gamakichi> 3.06 GHz Intel Core i3
#3812 [16:32] <gamakichi> 1333 MHz DDR3
#3813 [16:32] <TakoMan02> You probably have outdated hardware
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#3815 [16:33] <gamakichi> give me an example of something that could be outdated?
#3816 [16:33] <Cookie2042> when i start mc it open and then it turned black screen
#3817 [16:33] <gamakichi> me too
#3818 [16:34] <Cookie2042> and when i lock at the minecraftfolder there are missing some folders like the resourses
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#3820 [16:35] <Cookie2042> can you help me
#3821 [16:35] <mib_9vezda> i need help
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#3823 [16:36] <mib_9vezda> everytime i try to login is says cant connect to minecraft.net whats happening
#3824 [16:36] <DreadLindwyrm> !ISDOWN
#3825 [16:36] <GreyBot> DreadLindwyrm: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#3826 [16:36] <DreadLindwyrm> minecraft.net has been a bit touchy for a couple of days.
#3827 [16:36] <mib_9vezda> but when i do get in and i try to access a server all it says is bad log in
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#3831 [16:37] <guacamole> um
#3832 [16:37] <DreadLindwyrm> Well, if the main server is touchy, the login one could be affected as well?
#3833 [16:37] <guacamole> i have a question
#3834 [16:37] <Cookie2042> when i start mc it open and then it turned black screen and when i lock at the minecraftfolder there are missing some folders like the resourses
#3835 [16:37] <okiedokie> me to
#3836 [16:38] <Cookie2042> help pls
#3837 [16:38] <mib_9vezda> oh and one more thing when i bough the game when i sometimes log in it says unortharised copy buy at miinecraft.net when ive already bought it
#3838 [16:38] <DreadLindwyrm> Cookie2042: okiedokie try forcing an update from the login screen
#3839 [16:38] <okiedokie> ok ill try
#3840 [16:38] <DreadLindwyrm> mib_9vezda: that can happen if for somereason you have to play offline.
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#3842 [16:39] <guacamole> wtf is wrong with my minecraft i just tryed to install the toomanyitems mod and i followed the steps but know when ever i try to run play my minecraft the actually playing screen goes black
#3843 [16:40] <rev-lemon> join /j #risucraft
#3844 [16:40] <Cookie2042> i have already downloaded mc again but it doesn't help
#3845 [16:40] <guacamole> hello?
#3846 [16:40] <Dazzledazz> hello i bought this game over 2 days ago with paypal my payplay stsatus is complete but im still a regular user
#3847 [16:40] <okiedokie> ok i forced update and it still turns black after start up
#3848 [16:40] <rev-lemon> ok
#3849 [16:40] <rev-lemon> try this
#3850 [16:40] <rev-lemon> ?? win/reinst
#3851 [16:40] <rev-lemon> bah
#3852 [16:41] <guacamole> can anyone hear me
#3853 [16:41] <okiedokie> who>
#3854 [16:41] <rev-lemon> ??> everyone win/reinst
#3855 [16:41] <VoxelHead> everyone: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3856 [16:41] <VoxelHead> everyone: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3857 [16:41] <rev-lemon> Quagmire im about to ignore you
#3858 [16:41] <rev-lemon> try what vox just said
#3859 [16:41] <guacamole> i try to
#3860 [16:41] <Cookie2042> hello???
#3861 [16:41] <guacamole> BUT I CANT RUN MINECRAFT
#3862 [16:41] <rev-lemon> cookie wtf
#3863 [16:41] <guacamole> BECAUSE MY SCREEN TURNS BLACK
#3864 [16:42] <Cookie2042> you wtf?!
#3865 [16:42] <rev-lemon> look
#3866 [16:42] <Cookie2042> yeah
#3867 [16:42] <rev-lemon> can you guys acually follow something or not
#3868 [16:42] <Cookie2042> i hav ea mac
#3869 [16:42] <rev-lemon> or are you ALL GOING TO CRY LIKE LITTLE BABYS
#3870 [16:42] <okiedokie> guys work on listening to his directions before acting out
#3871 [16:42] <rev-lemon> ??> Cookie2042 mac/reisnt
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#3873 [16:42] <rev-lemon> bah
#3874 [16:42] <Cookie2042> fuck you and your mouther!!! revlemon!!!! r
#3875 [16:42] <rev-lemon> ??> Cookie2042 mac/reinst
#3876 [16:42] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3877 [16:42] <Cookie2042> eally!!
#3878 [16:42] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3879 [16:43] <rev-lemon> lol
#3880 [16:43] <rev-lemon> ty
#3881 [16:43] <Cookie2042> np
#3882 [16:43] <rev-lemon> if your bi then good on you
#3883 [16:43] <okiedokie> lol someones a ittle crabby
#3884 [16:43] <okiedokie> litte*
#3885 [16:43] <Cookie2042> there are missing the resourses
#3886 [16:44] <Cookie2042> help me
#3887 [16:44] <Cookie2042> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3888 [16:44] <Dazzledazz> hello i bought this game over 2 days ago with paypal my payplay status is complete but im still a regular user any ideas or help i can getting this changed
#3889 [16:44] <rev-lemon> ok, other people with windows if your all getting black screened try / control pannel / add remove / programs / uninstall java/ reinstall it via / java.com
#3890 [16:44] <rev-lemon> Dazzledazz whats your username for the account please
#3891 [16:45] <Dazzledazz> Dazzledazz
#3892 [16:45] <rev-lemon> !paid Dazzledazz
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#3894 [16:45] <rev-lemon> hm
#3895 [16:45] <Cookie2042> I have a mac biatch
#3896 [16:45] <mib_kmiyzt> guys
#3897 [16:45] <mib_kmiyzt> is this minecraft help?
#3898 [16:45] <Dazzledazz> why au bot say i not paid?
#3899 [16:45] <rev-lemon> i b elive they have some sort of ticket system you might have to go though help on there website now
#3900 [16:45] <Cookie2042> what?`
#3901 [16:45] <rev-lemon> but i was going to say email them
#3902 [16:46] <mib_kmiyzt> can someone help me?
#3903 [16:46] <rev-lemon> cookie i had vox tell you what to do you git
#3904 [16:46] <rev-lemon> ??> Cookie2042 mac/reinst
#3905 [16:46] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3906 [16:46] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3907 [16:46] <mib_kmiyzt> rev lemon can you help me
#3908 [16:46] <rev-lemon> Cookie2042 also try and reinstall java yea
#3909 [16:46] <rev-lemon> mib_kmiyzt i dont know whats the trouble
#3910 [16:47] <Cookie2042> in my mc folder are missing the resourses maybe someone can send me a complet minecraft folder
#3911 [16:47] <mib_kmiyzt> Well, I tried opening minecraft on the computer I always play it on
#3912 [16:47] <rev-lemon> Cookie2042 did you download the mac version of mc ?
#3913 [16:47] <Cookie2042> yes
#3914 [16:47] <mib_kmiyzt> but now, ever since minecraft.net went down
#3915 [16:47] <mib_kmiyzt> it wont let me on that computer
#3916 [16:47] <Cookie2042> i'am not stupid
#3917 [16:47] <mib_kmiyzt> it will let me on my others
#3918 [16:47] <Dazzledazz> rev is there a way to conact them? cus it weird after i paid i got in to the multi server for about an hour then never got in again
#3919 [16:48] <rev-lemon> Cookie2042 i beleve when you download the mac version it should have all the files needed to play but if you dont have that folder i dont know whats going on
#3920 [16:48] <Cookie2042> wtf itt doesn't work
#3921 [16:48] <mib_kmiyzt> guys?
#3922 [16:49] <Cookie2042> i payed for this shit i want to play it
#3923 [16:49] <rev-lemon> Dazzledazz wtf, can minecraft run / singleplayer and now your talking about smp ? smp we or i cant control it means the person running the server either isnt running the server or is doing something else
#3924 [16:49] <rev-lemon> ??> Cookie2042 attitude
#3925 [16:49] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3926 [16:49] <VoxelHead> Cookie2042: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3927 [16:50] <Cookie2042> i only need
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#3929 [16:50] <wippler> hi
#3930 [16:50] <Cookie2042> jung red deutsch laaaaan
#3931 [16:50] <rev-lemon> Cookie2042 try and reinstall java < other from that redownload it again
#3932 [16:50] <Dazzledazz> Play Minecraft Beta: in browser says i have to pay but i was on for about an hour yesterday with it
#3933 [16:50] <mib_kmiyzt> Rev or Voxell?
#3934 [16:50] <Cookie2042> ok i will reinstall java maybe then i works
#3935 [16:50] <rev-lemon> Cookie2042 im not good with mac's either wait for someone that is or try what i just told you
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#3937 [16:51] <wippler> hey kann mir jemand helfen?
#3938 [16:51] <rev-lemon> Dazzledazz goto minecraft.net and goot help ? only thing i can tell you i cant tell you the email address anymore they have some sort of ticket system now sorry
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#3940 [16:52] <mib_kmiyzt> Rev or Voxell???????
#3941 [16:52] <Dazzledazz> ok ill sort it
#3942 [16:52] <rev-lemon> mib_kmiyzt whats the trouble
#3943 [16:52] <needhelp> hello, when i start up minecraft my screen turns black i was in here earlier they said to reinstall java and i already have dont that is there anything else i can try
#3944 [16:52] <mib_kmiyzt> Well, I tried opening minecraft on the computer I always play it on
#3945 [16:52] <rev-lemon> needhelp what else have you tryed ?
#3946 [16:52] <mib_kmiyzt> but now, ever since minecraft.net went down
#3947 [16:53] <needhelp> reinsalling minecraft
#3948 [16:53] <mib_kmiyzt> it wont let me on that computer
#3949 [16:53] <mib_kmiyzt> it will let me on my others
#3950 [16:53] <Cookie2042> ja
#3951 [16:53] <Cookie2042> ich kann das
#3952 [16:53] <Cookie2042> wuhuuuu
#3953 [16:53] <Cookie2042> ok was ist dein problem
#3954 [16:53] <needhelp> so ive tried to reinstall mince craft and java
#3955 [16:53] <rev-lemon> mib_kmiyzt i know there haveing server trouble atm since yesterday so i think its only a matter of waiting it out, does the game work ?
#3956 [16:53] <mib_kmiyzt> Needhelp im kinda in the same situation
#3957 [16:53] <mib_kmiyzt> I can play the game offline yes
#3958 [16:53] <needhelp> yea alot of people are
#3959 [16:54] <mib_kmiyzt> but not smp
#3960 [16:54] <rev-lemon> needhelp ok, try going to minecraft.net log in and on home page click in broswer for us please
#3961 [16:54] <rev-lemon> EVERYONE TRY AND KEEP YOUR TEXT TO ONE LINE PLEASE
#3962 [16:54] <mib_kmiyzt> ok sorry
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#3964 [16:54] <rev-lemon> mib_kmiyzt untill they have there servers back up, im sorry but i cant control mojangs servers
#3965 [16:54] <The-Dark-Cookie> wer braut hilfe
#3966 [16:54] <mib_kmiyzt> So, I'm not the only one who has trouble with the servers?
#3967 [16:55] <needhelp> ok im at home page
#3968 [16:55] <The-Dark-Cookie> bin deutsch
#3969 [16:55] <rev-lemon> correct
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#3971 [16:55] <mib_kmiyzt> Thank you, that actually helps alot :D
#3972 [16:55] <rev-lemon> needhelp login, to the webpage and click in broswer / next to download client
#3973 [16:55] * The_First_Gamer is back (gone 00:01:56)
#3973 [16:56] <The-Dark-Cookie> hi i need
#3974 [16:56] <The-Dark-Cookie> help
#3975 [16:56] <rev-lemon> The-Dark-Cookie ?
#3976 [16:56] <needhelp> ok im sighned in
#3977 [16:57] <needhelp> signed*
#3978 [16:57] <rev-lemon> needhelp click on in broswer
#3979 [16:57] <needhelp> ok
#3980 [16:57] <The-Dark-Cookie> i don't know how i can install gta4 for mac
#3981 [16:57] <The-Dark-Cookie> help pls
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#3983 [16:58] <rev-lemon> The-Dark-Cookie wtf is this gta4 help channel , dude look for it on google i dont know
#3984 [16:58] <Hi> hello
#3985 [16:58] <rev-lemon> ?? ask
#3986 [16:58] <rev-lemon> ??> hi ask
#3987 [16:58] <Hi> my minecraft crashed when i deleted the files
#3988 [16:58] <needhelp> it says that minecraft has crashed
#3989 [16:58] * xXGaylordXx [xXGaylordXx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3990 [16:58] <xXGaylordXx> hii
#3991 [16:59] <needhelp> ask
#3992 [16:59] <Hi> and when i did it minecraft wasent up
#3993 [16:59] <rev-lemon> hi goto website minecraft.net login and press in broswer
#3994 [16:59] <xXGaylordXx> does anyone need a gayfirend???
#3995 [16:59] <rev-lemon> ??> needhelp win/dxdiag
#3996 [16:59] <VoxelHead> needhelp: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3997 [16:59] <VoxelHead> needhelp: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3998 [16:59] <rev-lemon> lol
#3999 [16:59] <xXGaylordXx> is anyone gay in this chat?????
#4000 [16:59] <rev-lemon> wtf
#4001 [16:59] <GreyVulpine> !k xXGaylordXx
#4002 [16:59] * GreyBot kicked xXGaylordXx from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:777>)
#4003 [16:59] <rev-lemon> ty grey
#4004 [17:00] * xXGaylordXx [xXGaylordXx@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4005 [17:00] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4005 [17:00] <Hi> um what was that
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#4007 [17:00] <xXGaylordXx> hi
#4008 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> xXGaylordXx - Not the place to be asking that
#4009 [17:00] <rev-lemon> hi goto website minecraft.net login and press in broswer
#4010 [17:00] <Hi> ok
#4011 [17:00] <needhelp> where is win?
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#4013 [17:00] <GreyVulpine> Windows key is between ctrl and alt
#4014 [17:00] <needhelp> oh
#4015 [17:00] <Hi> it says this Login throttled, too many attempts. Try again in a couple of minutes
#4016 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Hi - Then wait a few, and try again
#4017 [17:01] <Hi> but i havent done anything
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#4019 [17:01] <Hi> i havent loged on
#4020 [17:01] <GreyVulpine> Login servers may be too overloaded
#4021 [17:01] <pudgetta> Hey, um I have a problem with running minecraft, I just got it today and everytime i press login on the launcher, it says fatal error 4... and im like wtf... help plz...
#4022 [17:01] <znippo> hi all
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#4024 [17:01] <rev-lemon> pudgetta windows
#4025 [17:01] <rev-lemon> ?
#4026 [17:01] <pudgetta> yeah windows...
#4027 [17:01] <znippo> is the servers overloaded or something?
#4028 [17:02] <GreyVulpine> znippo - Yes
#4029 [17:02] <rev-lemon> pudgetta try uninstalling and reinstalling java / java.com
#4030 [17:02] <Fade> Hi folks, I was wondering if someone could help me with installing minecraft
#4031 [17:02] <pudgetta> kk
#4032 [17:02] <znippo> ahh ok, so that`s why i cant log in, but the guy sitting next to me can XD
#4033 [17:02] <Fade> The launcher does not work - it displays the following error message: Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Invalid argument: connect
#4034 [17:02] <Fade> and then it says 'cannot connect to minecraft.net'
#4035 [17:02] <Hi> Grey might need to get that kick button ready everybodys freind is here lol
#4036 [17:03] <GreyVulpine> Fade - Login/auth servers are down
#4037 [17:03] <Thrae> Fade: See /topic
#4038 [17:03] <Hi> u know who it is
#4039 [17:03] <rev-lemon> fade do what i try and reinstall java yea
#4040 [17:03] <pudgetta> kay im reinstalling it rev-lemon
#4041 [17:03] <needhelp> do i paste all the contents on that page for dxdiag
#4042 [17:03] <rev-lemon> needhelp no just the http link
#4043 [17:03] <Fade> ok, thanks for your help :)
#4044 [17:03] <needhelp> ok
#4045 [17:04] <Hi> is minecraft.net down or something is that why i cant log in
#4046 [17:04] <rev-lemon> hi most likely
#4047 [17:05] <Hi> so what do i do to get minecraft fixed
#4048 [17:05] <Hi> my minecraft
#4049 [17:05] <needhelp> it didnt give me the http
#4050 [17:05] <rev-lemon> hi when you manage to login ask for help again
#4051 [17:05] <GreyVulpine> Hi - Minecraft.net is down
#4052 [17:05] <rev-lemon> needhelp address bar has it, if you sumbit it it should give you a http link its called a url
#4053 [17:05] <Hi> ok is it cause of new update
#4054 [17:06] <Hi> or is it just down
#4055 [17:06] <GreyVulpine> No, it's just down
#4056 [17:06] <Hi> ok
#4057 [17:06] <needhelp> i saved it to the desktop but it got saved to notepaf
#4058 [17:06] <pudgetta> rev-lemon, i reinstalled, now what?
#4059 [17:07] <rev-lemon> notepad you need to open the notepad and then goto that site copy and paste everything there then submit it
#4060 [17:07] <rev-lemon> pudgetta did you try re-running the game ?
#4061 [17:07] <pudgetta> uh i'll try now...
#4062 [17:07] <needhelp> oh every thing
#4063 [17:08] <rev-lemon> needhelp yes to pastebin.com
#4064 [17:08] <richardbolinger> So I have a question about redstone torches and pressure plates, if someone has a moment.
#4065 [17:08] <pudgetta> yeah it happened again... fatal error 4
#4066 [17:08] <rev-lemon> pudgetta i prob cant get you to do too much more till mojangs server is up
#4067 [17:09] <pudgetta> the servers are down? could thatg be why this isnt working?
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#4069 [17:09] <needhelp> ok i have it on pastbin.com
#4070 [17:09] <rev-lemon> pudgetta one of them yes
#4071 [17:10] <rev-lemon> needhelp down near bottem of screen is submit button press it
#4072 [17:10] <needhelp> what do i do after i pasted it
#4073 [17:10] <pudgetta> kkay, well thanks for teh assistantz...
#4074 [17:10] <needhelp> oh
#4075 [17:10] <pudgetta> CYA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING EAT MY NADS NITCHES!
#4076 [17:10] * AuBot kicked pudgetta from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#4078 [17:10] <needhelp> hehe
#4079 [17:11] <needhelp> ok i submitted it
#4080 [17:11] <Hi> that was weird
#4081 [17:11] <rev-lemon> needhelp can you try and give us the link now ?
#4082 [17:11] <richardbolinger> Why is it that when I create a device to be powered by a pressure plate, it fails to activate, but if I replace the redstone wiring connecting the plate to my device with a redstone torch, it works?
#4083 [17:11] <needhelp> http://pastebin.com/ir3X85Ab
#4084 [17:11] <rev-lemon> ty
#4085 [17:11] <needhelp> there you go
#4086 [17:11] <GreyVulpine> richardbolinger - Got a screenshot of the setup?
#4087 [17:11] <needhelp> what do u need it for
#4088 [17:12] <richardbolinger> I don't, but I could go take a few right now.
#4089 [17:12] <rev-lemon> needhelp he wasnt talking to you
#4090 [17:12] <needhelp> no i meant you
#4091 [17:12] <rev-lemon> needhelp im trying to open it, its the computer taking its time now
#4092 [17:12] <rev-lemon> lol
#4093 [17:12] <needhelp> oh
#4094 [17:12] * mib_yn3f5s [mib_yn3f5s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4095 [17:13] <rev-lemon> AMD M880G with ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4250 < wtf is the like two cards running in one machine
#4096 [17:13] * richardbolinger facepalms.
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#4097 [17:14] <richardbolinger> I figured out the problem, I had power going to some of my device from wires set too close together.
#4098 [17:14] <GreyVulpine> doah
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#4100 [17:15] <richardbolinger> Indeed.
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#4102 [17:15] <mohawk> i need some help
#4103 [17:15] <richardbolinger> So now the question becomes, do I have enough space to restructure my wiring? Find out next time!
#4104 [17:15] <mohawk> when i run minecraft and log in it says not downloaded
#4105 [17:16] <needhelp> ok
#4106 [17:16] <mohawk> its on a mac
#4107 [17:16] <rev-lemon> needhelp dude, your computer should beable to run it np, but untill mojang gets there servers up, we cant do much more than what i have already tryed to tell you sorry
#4108 [17:16] <GreyVulpine> mohawk - Login servers are down, wait for them to be up
#4109 [17:16] <mohawk> oh ok
#4110 [17:16] <needhelp> oh well thank you for your help. :) do you have any idea for when they might have the servers up?
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#4112 [17:17] <rev-lemon> Nope :(
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#4114 [17:17] <needhelp> :( okay thank you though i will just have to wait
#4115 [17:17] <xTech97> Hey
#4116 [17:17] <xTech97> Anyone can help me? I got an Error :(
#4117 [17:18] * mib_axmv7a [mib_axmv7a@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4118 [17:19] <xTech97> Any1 can help me??
#4119 [17:20] * mib_ogx2g8 [mib_ogx2g8@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4120 [17:21] <mib_ogx2g8> caN SOMEONE HELP ME
#4121 [17:21] <headbangicecream> i just bought a new pc, and now minecraft won´t start (black screen after download)
#4122 [17:21] <Hi> is minecraft.net up yet
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#4124 [17:22] <rev-lemon> everyone minecraft servers are down till they are back up we in here cant do that much for that black screen
#4125 [17:22] <Hi> ok srry
#4126 [17:22] <mib_ogx2g8> Can anyone help me with something?
#4127 [17:22] <rev-lemon> ?
#4128 [17:23] <xTech97> headbangicecream you must delete META INF
#4129 [17:23] <mib_ogx2g8> My computor went off while playing on minecraft and the save that i was playing on is no longer there?
#4130 [17:23] <xTech97> On minecraft.jar
#4131 [17:23] <juju> i cannot down load the game, are there any basic instructions, it does not recognize the publisher.
#4132 [17:24] <rev-lemon> mib_ogx2g8 try a program called mcedit, load the main file up from the world which will be in saves, and then try minecraft again once saved on mcedit
#4133 [17:24] <mib_ogx2g8> so can i type in on google mcedit?
#4134 [17:25] <rev-lemon> yes minecraft
#4135 [17:25] <rev-lemon> minecraft mcedit
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#4137 [17:27] <izodiak> hi ! I jsut made an account for minecraft, for MAC, and downloaded the game, but there is some problem, I click the icon to run the game, and it just dosnt go. I have the latest JAVA etc..what should I do
#4138 [17:29] * mib_cznx7l [mib_cznx7l@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4139 [17:29] <Hi> its because minecraft.net is down
#4140 [17:29] <Hi> probaly
#4141 [17:29] <Hi> maby not
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#4143 [17:30] <mib_cznx7l> My Computor turned off whilst i was playing on minecraft and the save i was playing on is gone .. how do i get it back?
#4144 [17:30] <izodiak> mkey, thanks..
#4145 [17:30] <Hi> i dont think u can cause that happend to me and i couldnt get it back
#4146 [17:30] <rev-lemon> mib_cznx7l try a program called mcedit, load the main file up from the world which will be in saves, and then try minecraft again once saved on mcedit
#4147 [17:30] <pheleas_frog> do you answer questions about redstone? I am building somethin quite huge and there is some kind of bug that i just cannot understand...
#4148 [17:30] <pheleas_frog> thehell what is my name?!
#4149 [17:31] <mib_cznx7l> could you send me a link please?
#4150 [17:31] <Hi> i could probaly help im good with that stuff
#4151 [17:31] <rev-lemon> ??> mib_cznx7l google
#4152 [17:31] <VoxelHead> mib_cznx7l: (google) http://google.com/ is your friend. Do not expect us to find things for you, when you are just as capable of using Google on your own. We aren't your personal Internet guide.
#4153 [17:31] <pheleas_frog> Hi, you are talkin to me right? :D
#4154 [17:31] <Hi> lol
#4155 [17:31] <Hi> yes
#4156 [17:31] <mib_cznx7l> well what should i type in?
#4157 [17:32] <Hi> im not that smart at it but i am kinda good at it
#4158 [17:32] <rev-lemon> minecraft mcedit
#4159 [17:32] <rev-lemon> ^ HOWS THAT
#4160 [17:32] <pheleas_frog> k, so i am building a redstone connection to pistons on various levels to make a text appear
#4161 [17:32] <pheleas_frog> on a huge wall
#4162 [17:32] <Hi> ok
#4163 [17:32] <pheleas_frog> and for some reason the highest level just does not go back
#4164 [17:32] <pheleas_frog> if you know what i mean
#4165 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> to make the pistons go on the off position
#4166 [17:33] <mib_cznx7l> will i have to download anything?
#4167 [17:33] <Hi> do you know you have to put a redstone torch for every 15 redstone right
#4168 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> i have to go all the way up there and disconnect one of the diodes
#4169 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> yes of course, the whole thing works perfectly
#4170 [17:33] <Hi> ok thats good
#4171 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> and the diodes behind the piston is actually off
#4172 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> but the piston doesnt go back
#4173 [17:33] <pheleas_frog> i have to destroy the diode
#4174 [17:34] <pheleas_frog> and then put it back
#4175 [17:34] <pheleas_frog> and the whole row goes back off
#4176 [17:34] <pheleas_frog> O.o
#4177 [17:34] <Hi> hmmmm
#4178 [17:34] <pheleas_frog> its really creepy
#4179 [17:34] <pheleas_frog> its on my server, but i dont think its a plugin prob.
#4180 [17:35] <Hi> yea i might not be able to help u cause i can deal with music and some other redstone stuff
#4181 [17:35] <izodiak> Mkey, the strating problem, my brother made a new 'user' on mac, and then the game worked, but I dont want to log in/off everytime I want to play the game, aaargh.. pleassss help..I asked the site You all talk about. http://worldwideweb.google.com
#4182 [17:35] <pheleas_frog> it actually seems to be some kind of bug
#4183 [17:35] <mib_cznx7l> rev-lemon: will i have to download anything?
#4184 [17:35] <pheleas_frog> damn im going crazy here ^^
#4185 [17:36] <pheleas_frog> someone really pro wanna have a look at it or somethin :P
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#4187 [17:37] <pheleas_frog> i really have no idea what is happening... i thought someone was trying to mess with me xD
#4188 [17:38] <Hi> does anyone have access to your single or server
#4189 [17:38] <pheleas_frog> lol, yeah my friend is on, but he is tryin to help and also has nooo idea
#4190 [17:38] <pheleas_frog> ^^
#4191 [17:38] <CueDestruction> Is MC back?
#4192 [17:38] <CueDestruction> ..Up?
#4193 [17:38] <pheleas_frog> yes
#4194 [17:39] <CueDestruction> Good
#4195 [17:39] <pheleas_frog> for me it works^^
#4196 [17:39] <Hi> it is
#4197 [17:39] <Hi> not for me
#4198 [17:39] <CueDestruction> Scott
#4199 [17:40] <Hi> its up but to many people are loging in at same time :(
#4200 [17:42] <Hi> lemon
#4201 [17:43] <pheleas_frog> hm, ok guys, if noone can help me im going to try out some more and fail and be desperate for the night xD
#4202 [17:43] <pheleas_frog> goodbye :P
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#4204 [17:44] <CueDestruction> Scott..?
#4205 [17:44] <CueDestruction> Damnit
#4206 [17:44] <CueDestruction> I really need to talk to him.
#4207 [17:44] <Hi> how come minecraft is up but no body can log in
#4208 [17:45] <CueDestruction> Urr, people can login..
#4209 [17:45] <Hi> i cant
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#4211 [17:45] <CueDestruction> Reboot client
#4212 [17:45] <Hi> how
#4213 [17:46] <Hi> wait i know how
#4214 [17:46] <CueDestruction> Close window, click MineCraft. Wait. Login.
#4215 [17:46] <Hi> well it crashed cause i emtyed out my file
#4216 [17:46] <nickrick> I'm trying to change name. how do i do this?
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#4218 [17:47] <onix> i have a problem
#4219 [17:47] <CueDestruction> oh
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#4221 [17:47] <Hi> GreyVulpin
#4222 [17:47] <CueDestruction> *Restart Client
#4223 [17:47] <Hi> like force update
#4224 [17:48] <gregster> hi
#4225 [17:48] <Hi> yes
#4226 [17:48] <nickrick> how do i change servers
#4227 [17:48] <Hi> you need a plugin from bikkit
#4228 [17:48] <Hi> bukkit
#4229 [17:49] <nickrick> thx
#4230 [17:49] <gregster> i doint think mine craft will let ppl on
#4231 [17:49] <Hi> no prob go to there irc
#4232 [17:49] <izodiak> ok, I found a solution for the mac problem, You just need to use the LINUX version,the .jar and it works just swell, thanks Youtube wamgaming guy !
#4233 [17:49] <gregster> i cant log on
#4234 [17:49] <onix> i login and it loads and says done load ing but it does nothing what do i do
#4235 [17:49] <Hi> its cause to many people have be logging in at same time
#4236 [17:50] <gregster> but no servers are up i put myn up and it shuts down
#4237 [17:50] <onix> hi-can you help me
#4238 [17:50] <Hi> then its cause minecraft.net is down
#4239 [17:50] <Hi> um i can try
#4240 [17:50] <gregster> kk
#4241 [17:50] <mib_cznx7l> i dont know what to do !!! my saves have gone becos my computor turned off whike i was playing on mincraft and i dont know how to get them back?
#4242 [17:50] <onix> i login and it loads and says done load ing but it does nothing what do i do
#4243 [17:51] <gregster> i just cant git on my server
#4244 [17:51] <Hi> onix it is cause minecraft.net is down
#4245 [17:51] <gregster> and im trying to try out a mod
#4246 [17:52] <onix> its working
#4247 [17:52] <Hi> mib_cznx71 try mcedit type it on google and look up a vid on it on youtube
#4248 [17:52] <mib_cznx7l> my saves have gone off single player but they still in saves in my .minecraft folder?
#4249 [17:52] <Hi> try mcedit
#4250 [17:52] <gregster> ill try loging on to my server agen
#4251 [17:53] <mib_cznx7l> ive try'd .. i downloaded it but i dont know what to do now?
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#4253 [17:53] <Hi> type in it on youtube it should help
#4254 [17:53] <Hi> gregster ok i hope it works
#4255 [17:54] <mib_yxoewv> cant get the free version to work
#4256 [17:54] <gregster> iv tryed deleting the wite list maby thatel work
#4257 [17:54] <Hi> free?
#4258 [17:54] <mib_yxoewv> the original version is free
#4259 [17:54] <Hi> gregster ok
#4260 [17:54] <mib_yxoewv> it wont work tho
#4261 [17:54] <gregster> if you doint want to play multy player
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#4263 [17:55] <Hi> hmmmmmm maby u need the paid verson
#4264 [17:55] <Hi> if there is one
#4265 [17:55] <Hi> ive never tried it
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#4267 [17:55] <gregster> i have
#4268 [17:55] <gregster> its bad
#4269 [17:55] <Hi> ok good to know
#4270 [17:56] <Hi> so is your server working
#4271 [17:56] <gregster> i gess somthing bad has hapend.....
#4272 [17:56] <gregster> Minecraft has crashed!
#4273 [17:56] <Hi> wait what do u type when you try to get in your server
#4274 [17:56] <gregster> im not alout to log on
#4275 [17:56] <gregster> log on and my mine craft crashes
#4276 [17:57] <Hi> ok that cause minecraft.net is down for some reason we dont know
#4277 [17:58] <gregster> &@#^*%
#4278 [17:58] <onix> how do i make a pick
#4279 [17:58] <Hi> um with what material
#4280 [17:58] * montezuma [montezuma@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4281 [17:59] <Hi> it can be wood coblestone iron gold diamond
#4282 [17:59] <montezuma> back
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#4284 [17:59] <gregster> back
#4285 [17:59] <Hi> you do 3 minerals on the top 3 and 2 sticks below the middle mineral
#4286 [18:00] * PcJamesy2 [PcJamesy2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4287 [18:00] <Hi> or you can try minecraft wiki
#4288 [18:00] <gregster> my computer and minecraft crashed
#4289 [18:02] <Hi> well minecraft.net is down that caused minecraft to crash i dont know about your cpu
#4290 [18:03] <gregster> ah i know my sister opend up pollypokets and played shh opend up 5 of them
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#4292 [18:04] <Hi> oh well that suks
#4293 [18:04] <gregster> yup
#4294 [18:05] <Hi> its kinda funny that im helping these people and im not even a helper
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#4296 [18:05] <gregster> do you have aney idea whean minecraft.net will be back up?
#4297 [18:05] <Hi> noone has a clue
#4298 [18:05] <Hi> no one
#4299 [18:06] <Hi> its kinda random when they do this
#4300 [18:06] <gregster> 8[
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#4302 [18:07] <gregster> well bye
#4303 [18:07] <mib_5vmxkh> My Computer crashed and I need to re-install minecraft. How do I do this?
#4304 [18:08] <Hi> go to minecraft.net and press dowload under but now
#4305 [18:10] <mib_cznx7l> HI: chech your pms please
#4306 [18:10] <Hi> ok
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#4311 [18:16] <Hi> i just love helping people
#4312 [18:18] <Hi> how do u get a spot on this irc job
#4313 [18:18] * arcanis [arcanis@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4314 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Demonstrate you have a willingness to help people, and the technical expertise to back it up.. and continue to help people here for a length of time.
#4315 [18:19] <rymate1234> Hi, Not being a noob
#4316 [18:19] <Hi> ok
#4317 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Also, we're all volunteers here. This isn't actually a "job"
#4318 [18:19] <GreyVulpine> Nobody gets paid
#4319 [18:19] <Hi> well i just like to help
#4320 [18:20] <Hi> not for money
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#4322 [18:20] <GreyVulpine> Fair warning. Many people quit soon after.
#4323 [18:20] <Hi> the irc
#4324 [18:20] <zelda> hey. how close do you need to be to a dungeon spawner for it to spawn?
#4325 [18:21] <Hi> it spawn randomly
#4326 [18:21] <Hi> when u make the worlds
#4327 [18:21] <Hi> world
#4328 [18:21] <zelda> i mean for it to spawn monsters
#4329 [18:21] <Kitkat> My game doesnt necesarily download. I will hit the 'download' button, and i do all the required steps. Then when i hit 'login' the "Play Offline" button doesnt work. it tells me my laptop didnt download the game. what do i do?
#4330 [18:21] <zelda> it soawns when i am close
#4331 [18:21] <zelda> but when i first get here it has not spawns
#4332 [18:21] <Hi> it spawns when there is darkness
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#4335 [18:22] <zelda> if i am a km a way it doesnt spawn does it?
#4336 [18:22] <zelda> how close?
#4337 [18:22] <Kitkat> hello?
#4338 [18:22] <Hi> it spawns when your far away and close to it
#4339 [18:22] <Conyers0184> Kit: Try re-downloading the .exe from minecraft.net
#4340 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spawner
#4341 [18:22] <Hi> yea try that link
#4342 [18:22] <GreyVulpine> "The spawner will only spawn mobs if the player is within 16 blocks of it. "
#4343 [18:23] <zelda> thank you Grey
#4344 [18:23] <Hi> oh srry i gave u wrong info
#4345 [18:23] <Kitkat> ive tried that several times. both links wont work for me
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#4348 [18:25] <Kitkat> now it says too many failed logins
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#4350 [18:26] <Hi> doesnt that mean minecraft.net is down
#4351 [18:27] <zelda> will a cactus destroy loot if it hits it?
#4352 [18:27] <leflarg> it will not
#4353 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> zelda - Yes it will
#4354 [18:28] <zelda> great so i can add cactus to drowning trap yo kill faster
#4355 [18:28] <zelda> ?
#4356 [18:28] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, it will
#4357 [18:28] <zelda> ok grey
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#4360 [18:32] <Conyers0184> Hey, Grey, I completely redid my Server but it still says End of Stream when I try to connect. Are you familiar with Multiplay?
#4361 [18:32] <MilesDoesItAll> I need help!
#4362 [18:33] <MilesDoesItAll> Can someone please help me?
#4363 [18:33] <Conyers0184> With what?
#4364 [18:33] <MilesDoesItAll> When I try to start the game it gives my the error. I've read about how I'm suppose to update my drivers. I just don't know how to do that.
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#4367 [18:34] <Conyers0184> Java drivers?
#4368 [18:34] <MilesDoesItAll> Video Card Drivers. I just updated Java today.
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#4370 [18:35] <Conyers0184> What is your video card?
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#4372 [18:35] <MilesDoesItAll> I don't know.
#4373 [18:36] <MilesDoesItAll> I have a windows xp.
#4374 [18:36] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: Run a dxdiag, please.
#4375 [18:36] <Exdero> ??> MilesDoesItAll win/dxdiag
#4376 [18:36] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4377 [18:36] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4378 [18:36] <Exdero> Conyers0184: What's he having trouble with?
#4379 [18:37] <MilesDoesItAll> Ok I'm doing that now but what is a IRC channel?
#4380 [18:38] <Exdero> IRC: Internet Relay Chat
#4381 [18:38] <Exdero> Or something along those lines
#4382 [18:38] <MilesDoesItAll> Oh.
#4383 [18:38] <Exdero> !isdown
#4384 [18:38] * |Kiikun|Janus| [|Kiikun|Janus|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4385 [18:38] <GreyBot> Exdero: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4386 [18:38] <Hi> is minecraft up
#4387 [18:38] <Exdero> Phew. It's up.
#4388 [18:39] <Hi> not for me
#4389 [18:39] <Exdero> Minecraft.net is up.
#4390 [18:39] <Hi> i cant log in
#4391 [18:39] <Exdero> Hi: What's the error messagE?
#4392 [18:39] <Exdero> message*
#4393 [18:39] <Exdero> Hi: Login Failed?
#4394 [18:39] <Hi> Login throttled, too many attempts. Try again in a couple of minutes.
#4395 [18:39] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero It says I have to login or sign up?
#4396 [18:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hi: derp.
#4397 [18:40] <Hi> i have waited an hour
#4398 [18:40] <Hi> without loging in
#4399 [18:40] <Exdero> Hi: Everyone is mass logging into minecraft, is my best guess..
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#4401 [18:40] <Exdero> The servers are retaliating o.o
#4402 [18:41] <Hi> is that why my minecraft crashed when i deleted my minecraft files
#4403 [18:41] <Exdero> ....
#4404 [18:41] <Exdero> Hi: Yes..
#4405 [18:41] <Exdero> Hi: You shouldn't edit the folder with minecraft open.
#4406 [18:41] <Hi> well i didnt do it when my minecraft was open
#4407 [18:42] <Bpt> heres the full story, I got bored with default so I edited what it looked like last month and had fun with it, but im starting to miss the old default texture but cant get it back, help?
#4408 [18:42] <Exdero> ??> Bpt Mods
#4409 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Bpt: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#4410 [18:42] <VoxelHead> Bpt: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4411 [18:42] <Exdero> Don't edit stuff if you don't know what you're doing
#4412 [18:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Bpt: you texture packed?
#4413 [18:43] <Hi> so what do i do
#4414 [18:43] <Exdero> Hi: Any error message when it crashed?
#4415 [18:43] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero Now What DO I DO!!!
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#4417 [18:43] <Hi> yes
#4418 [18:44] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE Patience
#4419 [18:44] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4420 [18:44] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4421 [18:44] <Exdero> Is it me or are people getting grumpier? o.o
#4422 [18:44] <Hi> http://mibpaste.com/7gqtYt
#4423 [18:44] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero Sorry I pasted the link it sent me to but wheres the IRC?
#4424 [18:44] <Exdero> This IS the IRC
#4425 [18:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: its because they dont realize people are getting flung around like ragdolls by irene.. or just dont care.
#4426 [18:45] <Hi> here is what it says
#4427 [18:45] <MilesDoesItAll> Oh.
#4428 [18:45] <MilesDoesItAll> http://pastebin.com/pnreFvwW
#4429 [18:45] <slimer> um so when i try and connect to a server it says ''failed to connect to server. Connection timed out: connect.'' what does that mean?
#4430 [18:46] <Exdero> slimer: It means you failed to connect to the server
#4431 [18:46] <Hi> so what do i do
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#4433 [18:46] <Exdero> ??> Hi patience
#4434 [18:46] <VoxelHead> Hi: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#4435 [18:46] <VoxelHead> Hi: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#4436 [18:46] <Hi> ok
#4437 [18:46] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I posted the link but now what?
#4438 [18:46] <Exdero> ??> Hi dont/spam
#4439 [18:46] <VoxelHead> Hi: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#4440 [18:47] <Hi> i havent
#4441 [18:47] <Exdero> Wait till I'm done looking at it
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#4443 [18:47] <slimer> but why did it fail? it failed on multiple servers. and when a friend logged in as me he could get onto the server
#4444 [18:47] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero Sorry.
#4445 [18:48] <Exdero> slimer: Not sure on that, then.
#4446 [18:48] <slimer> any suggestions?
#4447 [18:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> MilesDoesItAll: http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R96000.EXE
#4448 [18:48] * |Kiikun|Janus| whistles
#4448 [18:49] <MilesDoesItAll> slimer I'm not sure but it could be your computer it could be old like mine but i don't know
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#4450 [18:49] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: Oh god. You're using integrated graphics ;-;
#4451 [18:49] <slimer> its brand new. cause it worked just fine last night, but not today.
#4452 [18:49] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I'm downloading something
#4453 [18:49] <fenster> heeey, have a minecraft problem... can anyone help?
#4454 [18:50] <Exdero> ??> fenster ask
#4455 [18:50] <VoxelHead> fenster: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4456 [18:50] <VoxelHead> fenster: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4457 [18:51] <fenster> ok, I have tried playing the single player on the minecraft website, i have an account. It loads up the page but it says i need java. I have the latest java updates yet it comes up with a java related error
#4458 [18:51] <Exdero> I need the error message
#4459 [18:51] <fenster> i will try get it
#4460 [18:51] <fenster> i'll be a second
#4461 [18:51] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero It downloaded something but now what do I do?
#4462 [18:51] <Exdero> |Kiikun|Janus|: What'd you link him to?
#4463 [18:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: his drivers from dell
#4464 [18:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ex: grantscele-gwhatever = 915g
#4465 [18:52] <Exdero> Ahh.
#4466 [18:52] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: Try to run minecraft again, quickly
#4467 [18:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> not what you were intending? <.<
#4468 [18:52] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero Ok.
#4469 [18:52] <fenster> " java.lang.IllegalArgumentException:input = = null! " - error message
#4470 [18:53] <Exdero> Hrm.
#4471 [18:53] * Exdero is not as familiar with Java as he wished he was.
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#4472 [18:54] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero It gave me the same Video Card Driver error.
#4473 [18:54] <Exdero> Alright.
#4474 [18:54] <fenster> i have tried mostly everything i could with java. Updated it, Re-installed it, Uninstalled it and reinstalled it again
#4475 [18:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen update java.. or uninstall and reinstall it
#4476 [18:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> .. ah.
#4477 [18:54] <fenster> yeah :\
#4478 [18:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen: this classic or beta your having the issue with?
#4479 [18:55] <fenster> it says mincraft classic : Single player - Multiplayer
#4480 [18:55] <Exdero> One moment, MilesDoesItAll.
#4481 [18:55] <fenster> and you choose either
#4482 [18:55] <fenster> so i tried both
#4483 [18:55] <Hi> Exdero did u read it
#4484 [18:55] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero Ok.
#4485 [18:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok classic.
#4486 [18:55] <fenster> niether worked
#4487 [18:56] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: http://www.intel.com/p/en_US/support/detect/graphics
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#4489 [18:56] <Exdero> Hi: Try booting up the minecraft launcher
#4490 [18:56] <Hi> minecraft keeps crashing
#4491 [18:56] <Hi> ok now what
#4492 [18:56] <Exdero> Hi: And click Options then Force Update
#4493 [18:57] <Hi> ok
#4494 [18:57] <Exdero> Now log in
#4495 [18:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen: close the minecraft page. press win+r and type in %temp% and press enter
#4496 [18:57] <fenster> ok i will have a go of that now
#4497 [18:57] <Hi> it crashed
#4498 [18:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen: then delete anything in there with minecraft in the name
#4499 [18:57] <Exdero> Hi: Alright. I'm going to have you remove Java fully, and then re install.
#4500 [18:58] <Exdero> ??< index
#4501 [18:58] <Exdero> One moment please
#4502 [18:58] <Hi> k
#4503 [18:58] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I installed it and it said this A customized computer manufacturer driver is installed on your computer. The Intel Driver Update Utility is not able to update the driver. Installing a generic Intel driver instead of the customized computer manufacturer driver may cause technical issues. Contact your computer manufacturer for the latest driver for your
#4504 [18:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the index working again?
#4505 [18:58] <Jacpac> I have bought minecraft and i cant run it on my computer i looked sooo much things but cant run it .......but my sisters laptop can it windows 7 everything is updated same as on my computer
#4506 [18:59] <Exdero> ??> Hi win/javara
#4507 [18:59] <VoxelHead> Hi: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4508 [18:59] <VoxelHead> Hi: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4509 [18:59] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: Odd..
#4510 [18:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??< index
#4511 [18:59] <Hi> i did this not to long ago and it didnt work can i just uninstall and then reinstall
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#4513 [18:59] <fenster> it doesn't allow me to delete the only folder that says minecraft in that as it says it is being used on the system, and it clearly is not. But i have tried " %appdata%" from advice on youtube and it has allowed me to delete minecraft folders on that
#4514 [18:59] <Exdero> ??> MilesDoesItAll gpu/intel
#4515 [19:00] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4516 [19:00] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero So am I basically screwed from using minecraft on this computer?
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#4518 [19:00] <MilesDoesItAll> VoxelHead What do I search for?
#4519 [19:00] <Exdero> fenster: Don't keep minecraft open.
#4520 [19:01] <fenster> i havnt got it open, the only thing open is " %temp% " and this webpage
#4521 [19:01] <mib_aiywm2> Im trying to delete my minecraft information like bin config stuff like that but it says it cant because its says its being used in a software.
#4522 [19:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen: the .minecraft in appdata is beta's files. the one in %temp% is classic's
#4523 [19:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> fen: you might have to close the browser to get it to release the files.
#4524 [19:02] <fenster> aw ok, well that was a complete waste of time downloading from youtube
#4525 [19:02] <fenster> any type of minecraft i try
#4526 [19:02] <fenster> wont work
#4527 [19:02] <fenster> i think i might just buy it for xbox?
#4528 [19:02] <fenster> thanks for the help anyway :)
#4529 [19:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> xbox ver wont be out for a while :P
#4530 [19:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and wont be the same game
#4531 [19:03] <mib_aiywm2> Im trying to delete my minecraft information like bin config stuff like that but it says it cant because its says its being used in a software.
#4532 [19:03] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/SearchResult.aspx?lang=eng&ProductFamily=Graphics&ProductLine=Intel%C2%AE+Embedded+Graphics+Drivers&ProductProduct=Intel%C2%AE+Embedded+Graphics+Drivers&ProdId=2159&LineId=2159&FamilyId=39
#4533 [19:03] <Hi> its called fortress craft
#4534 [19:03] <fenster> awwww.... well i'll eventually find a way to do it! haha :) right well cheers for the help guys/gals :) catch yas later :)
#4535 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Fortresscraft is the minecraft knockoff
#4536 [19:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib: you have to close minecraft anf any running java processes
#4537 [19:03] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft itself will be developed for xbox
#4538 [19:04] <mib_aiywm2> I hve turned off my computer multiple times and I still cnnot
#4539 [19:04] <GreyVulpine> Mojang's got another team working on the xbox release
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#4541 [19:05] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I clicked on the first one there and clicked on the download url and clicked on download now but I don't know which one to pick from the drop down menu?
#4542 [19:05] <Hi> Exdero what do i do now
#4543 [19:05] <Conyers0184> Can someone connect to my server and see if you get the End of Stream error? 209.15.226.203:26365
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#4546 [19:07] * Exdero is doing something rather important, pertaining to real-life problems...
#4546 [19:07] <keret> anyone available to help?
#4547 [19:08] <keret> if anyone is on......
#4548 [19:08] <Conyers0184> Is there an update that came out today?
#4549 [19:08] <|Kiikun|Janus|> con: doubt it since theyre revealing 1.8 at pax.. whats the point of putting it out now?
#4550 [19:09] <keret> >.> This place isn't really much help right now...
#4551 [19:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> keret ask
#4552 [19:09] <VoxelHead> keret: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4553 [19:09] <VoxelHead> keret: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4554 [19:09] <Conyers0184> lol I agree, just getting End of Stream error, others are too :( anything wrong with Multiplay?
#4555 [19:09] <keret> I'm sorry :o
#4556 [19:09] <zippity> i purchased the game but i cant play it
#4557 [19:09] <keret> well I know Minecraft works
#4558 [19:09] <keret> but I have to bump down my Hardware Acceleration down
#4559 [19:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zip: did you JUST purchase it?
#4560 [19:10] <keret> to where it disables alot of Direct3D
#4561 [19:10] <zippity> ya
#4562 [19:10] <keret> (and it basically kills the FPS)
#4563 [19:10] <zippity> like 3 hurs ago
#4564 [19:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> zippity payment
#4565 [19:10] <VoxelHead> zippity: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4566 [19:10] <VoxelHead> zippity: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#4567 [19:10] <keret> is there a way to go around this? When I put it up all the way
#4568 [19:10] <MilesDoesItAll> VoxelHead I clicked on the first one there and clicked on the download url and clicked on download now but I don't know which one to pick from the drop down menu?
#4569 [19:11] <keret> I get the infamous (Bad Video Card Driver) problem
#4570 [19:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: mojang will send you an email when payment has been passed to them and they will credit your account with premium, or send you a gift code, whichever you purchased.
#4571 [19:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ker: bad video card, no opengl?
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#4574 [19:12] <keret> when I switch from my Intel 82945G to my ATI RADEON 9250
#4575 [19:12] <keret> i get good FPS, but it runs out of memory reall fast
#4576 [19:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;;;
#4577 [19:12] <keret> Yes Kiikun
#4578 [19:12] <keret> it seems the opengl isn't working or something like that
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#4580 [19:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> update drivers for both i would say.
#4581 [19:13] <keret> weird
#4582 [19:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> keret gpu/intel
#4583 [19:13] <VoxelHead> keret: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#4584 [19:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> keret gpu/ati
#4585 [19:13] <keret> when I tried updating my ATI
#4586 [19:13] <keret> it says it's not compatible with my computer for some weird reasons
#4587 [19:13] <Viking667> quick question - when the new 1.8 update comes along, how would I retain the 1.7.3 stuff I have without it automatically getting an upgrade?
#4588 [19:13] * |Kiikun|Janus| keeps forgetting ati=amd
#4588 [19:13] <keret> and also it says that it might cause instability to my computer
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#4590 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Viking667 - When there's an update available, upon login, it'll ask if you want to update minecraft
#4591 [19:14] <Viking667> ahh.
#4592 [19:14] <Viking667> So, I squirrel my existing .minecraft away for when I want to play 1.7.3
#4593 [19:14] <keret> gpu/intel? what do you mean? post the info?
#4594 [19:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> vik: i dont think the update will alter any already generated chunks.
#4595 [19:14] <GreyVulpine> Or just minecraft.jar from the bin folder Viking667.
#4596 [19:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> vik: i just rename the jar :P
#4597 [19:14] <Viking667> ... and create a duplicate for updating
#4598 [19:14] <Viking667> which jar?
#4599 [19:15] <GreyVulpine> minecraft.jar from the bin folder
#4600 [19:15] <Viking667> ah.
#4601 [19:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keret: that was me telling vox to tell you the link for intel's graphics driver page
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#4603 [19:15] <MilesDoesItAll> Can anyone help me? Exdero gave me a link for a Intel Video Card Download/Update and I clicked on the first one there and clicked on the download url and clicked on download now but I don't know which one to pick from the drop down menu?
#4604 [19:15] <Viking667> how would I start the previous jar then, if I have an updated jar in the same directory, and my previous jar would be called minecraft-1.7.3.jar, for example?
#4605 [19:15] <keret> well it says that on the intel page
#4606 [19:16] <keret> that I have a OpenGL support weblink
#4607 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Viking667 - Minecraft only uses minecraft.jar in the bin folder
#4608 [19:16] <keret> and an update for Linux
#4609 [19:16] <keret> :o
#4610 [19:16] <Viking667> GreyVulpine: hm. So I play shuffle with the minecraft.jar files then...
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#4612 [19:16] <GreyVulpine> Basically, yes
#4613 [19:16] <Viking667> Cool. I know how to script that.
#4614 [19:17] <Viking667> I guess the same would apply to the Windows environment too...
#4615 [19:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> vik: has the jars for 172, 173,166, and probably another
#4616 [19:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> vik: *i has
#4617 [19:17] <Viking667> who has got?
#4618 [19:17] <Viking667> you have?
#4619 [19:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> just from backing up versions when i update/mod
#4620 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> Please don't distribute older version. Feel free to make backups for your personal use
#4621 [19:17] <Viking667> mmm
#4622 [19:17] <GreyVulpine> versions*
#4623 [19:17] <Viking667> I don't distribute anyhow.
#4624 [19:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GV: dont plan on it :3
#4625 [19:18] <MilesDoesItAll> Please someone help me.
#4626 [19:18] <fuogo> ineed help
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#4628 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> MilesDoesItAll - What drop down menu?
#4629 [19:18] <Viking667> ... but I had planned on trying to find an older version or three just to get an idea of how they individually played.
#4630 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> What site? Could you give us a URl?
#4631 [19:18] <GreyVulpine> Viking667 - You do so at your own risk.
#4632 [19:19] <MilesDoesItAll> http://edc.intel.com/Software/Downloads/IEGD/Default.aspx?id= I was givin this link for a Intel Video Card Update
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#4634 [19:19] <keret> oh
#4635 [19:19] <Viking667> GreyVulpine: I'd assumedly clone the .minecraft folder, rather than just the minecraft.jar
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#4637 [19:19] <keret> the intel driver update utility says that it cant update my driver
#4638 [19:19] <mib_ltqyyk> can anyone connect to minecraft?
#4639 [19:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ker: who built your comp?
#4640 [19:19] <Viking667> I'm having no trouble connecting to minecraft
#4641 [19:19] <GreyVulpine> MilesDoesItAll - Got a dxdiag somewhere?
#4642 [19:20] <keret> Dell :o
#4643 [19:20] <MilesDoesItAll> keret same here Exdero gave me that link for downloads but i dont know what one to pick
#4644 [19:20] <mib_8uf7ih> hey just a quick question. Whenever i try to launch minecraft it crashes and i get a hs_err_pid:number: is this a system problem or a software problem? just bought the game, is there a fix? i tried reinstalling minecraft.exe and java for my 64bit system. deleting the files in appdata etc...any ideas?
#4645 [19:20] <zippity> i purchased minecraft like 2 or 3 hours ago and somebody said i would get a comfirmation email
#4646 [19:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ker: go to dell's website for drivers. their drivers are as anal as their hardware.
#4647 [19:20] <keret> Man my computer does stink if it can't run Minecraft :o
#4648 [19:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_8uf7ih - Please copy the contents of the hs_err_pid error log, paste it at www.pastebin.com, paste it there, press the submit button, and give us the URL to it
#4649 [19:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: did you get an email from mojang yet?
#4650 [19:21] <zippity> no
#4651 [19:21] <mib_8uf7ih> ok
#4652 [19:21] <CueDestruction> Holy shitoids i've been pinging minecraft.net ALL DAY :O
#4653 [19:21] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine http://pastebin.com/pnreFvwW
#4654 [19:21] <CueDestruction> When it went down, I forgot to stop it
#4655 [19:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: then be patient and wait. or try logging in
#4656 [19:21] <mib_ltqyyk> i cant connect to minecraft and i deleted my .minecraft folder recently so i cant redownload it
#4657 [19:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !isdown
#4658 [19:21] <GreyBot> |Kiikun|Janus|: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#4659 [19:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> >.>
#4660 [19:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> <.<
#4661 [19:22] <zippity> thats the problem i cant download the game
#4662 [19:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: account name?
#4663 [19:22] <mib_8uf7ih> http://pastebin.com/rpehnRQH
#4664 [19:22] <mib_ltqyyk> how do i fix it?
#4665 [19:23] <zippity> how do i only talk to u
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#4668 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_8uf7ih - Update your ATI video drivers from:
#4669 [19:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_8uf7ih gpu/amd
#4670 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mib_8uf7ih: (gpu/amd) You can get drivers for AMD (formerly ATI) video cards here: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/index.aspx
#4671 [19:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> just type /msg |Kiikun|Janus| username
#4672 [19:23] <Conyers0184> Ok, my server ran fine with vanilla, but bubkiss with Bukkit. Any ideas?
#4673 [19:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i WILL be puttin the username in channel though
#4674 [19:23] <mib_8uf7ih> sorry where was that from?
#4675 [19:24] <keret> dang
#4676 [19:24] <keret> i got a bunch of downloads from dell
#4677 [19:24] <keret> :o
#4678 [19:24] <zippity> Mountain_Miner
#4679 [19:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ker: just look for your video drivers
#4680 [19:24] <mib_ltqyyk> so what do i need to do if i cant connect to minecraft?
#4681 [19:24] <Zhe_Huntress> lol I just downloaded a new texture pack from minecraft forums and it killed my minecraft, O.o It's just a back screen
#4682 [19:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid Mountain_Miner
#4683 [19:24] <keret> found em and installing
#4684 [19:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: mojang hasnt recieved payment from paypal/moneybrooker/whoever yet.
#4685 [19:25] <mib_8uf7ih> thanks ill try that!
#4686 [19:25] <Zhe_Huntress> http://www.minecraftforum.net
#4687 [19:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: be patient as it can take a few days sometimes.
#4688 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> MilesDoesItAll- You have a 82915g/gv/910gl Express Chipset Family, on windows XP. You'll want to download and install those drivers from dell's site, here:
#4689 [19:25] <GreyVulpine> MilesDoesItAll - http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?os=WW1&catid=6&dateid=-1&impid=-1&osl=EN&typeid=-1&formatid=-1&servicetag=&SystemID=PLX_GX280&hidos=WW1&hidlang=en&TabIndex=&scanSupported=False&scanConsent=False
#4690 [19:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Zhe_Huntress win/texture/bat
#4691 [19:26] <VoxelHead> Zhe_Huntress: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#4692 [19:26] <VoxelHead> Zhe_Huntress: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#4693 [19:26] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine Ok I'll try it.
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#4695 [19:26] <Zhe_Huntress> ty, but it was working fine just this morning, I'll see if that link helps
#4696 [19:26] <keret> ok so
#4697 [19:26] <zippity> thanks for the help
#4698 [19:26] <keret> i went to all files for download
#4699 [19:26] <keret> and for video
#4700 [19:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe: if the texturepack killed it (and not, say the HD mod) then that should fix it
#4701 [19:27] <keret> and I found 13 files to download :o
#4702 [19:27] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine I hit the search for updates and now it's installing something.
#4703 [19:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ker: just look for the driver that matches your video cards, since you know their names
#4704 [19:27] <mib_ltqyyk> my minecraft has been down for a while i cant connect can someone help me?
#4705 [19:28] <Just_Gerald> Quick question if i may?
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#4707 [19:28] <keret> well im confused with something
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#4709 [19:28] <keret> i dunno why but i also have Intel 945G
#4710 [19:28] <keret> and then the other one
#4711 [19:28] <keret> it shows for 945 that it's urgent but I'm not sure :o
#4712 [19:28] <keret> I've checked out my computer and it seems that I have it but i'm not sure
#4713 [19:29] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine Do I download through my web broswer or download manager?
#4714 [19:29] <Shenannergans> Alrighty.My question here is, how do I get a fresh .minecraft? My brother was an idiot and deleted my .minecraft folder instead of the bin.
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#4716 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> MilesDoesItAll - Either's fine
#4717 [19:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Shenannergans: starting the launcher and logging in will redownload .minecraft
#4718 [19:29] <frogonia> hello
#4719 [19:29] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine It's the chipset i download right?
#4720 [19:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Shenannergans: also you can check your recycle bin to see if its in there
#4721 [19:30] <Shenannergans> I thought that only did the bin?
#4722 [19:30] <Shenannergans> Oh well, trying it now.
#4723 [19:31] <Shenannergans> Well, it worked. All my saves are gone, even though that was to be expected.
#4724 [19:31] <Shenannergans> *rage*
#4725 [19:31] <keret> forget it im going with the 8
#4726 [19:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Shenannergans: youll get a full vanilla minecraft. your worlds are most likely gone. as are texture packs
#4727 [19:31] <Shenannergans> Yep.
#4728 [19:31] <Zhe_Huntress> XD http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat is not loading for me do you have any other suggestions?
#4729 [19:31] <Shenannergans> Thanks.
#4730 [19:31] <keret> oh wait i already downloaded it :o
#4731 [19:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Shenannergans: theres undelete software that might beable to recover... you.. worlds...
#4732 [19:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ha..
#4733 [19:31] <keret> does this chat save my name? cause i have to restart
#4734 [19:32] <Conyers0184> Ok, my server ran fine with vanilla, but bubkiss with Bukkit. Any ideas? Multiplay server
#4735 [19:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe... right gimme a sec..
#4736 [19:33] <Just_Gerald> My bother and I share a computer and right now he signs in as me in minecraft single player, and the share a world. If i buy him a licence can he play in the same world in single player, but be himself?
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#4738 [19:34] <keret> oh well ima restart
#4739 [19:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Just_Gerald: yes.
#4740 [19:34] <keret> thanks for the help and I hope this chat saves my name when I come back
#4741 [19:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Just_Gerald: you's both be the same character though
#4742 [19:34] <Just_Gerald> darn.
#4743 [19:35] <flabbergaster> i crashed what should i do?
#4744 [19:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Just_Gerald: for what your thinking, you want a server.
#4745 [19:35] <Just_Gerald> thanks, i was hoping to not have to setup a local sever
#4746 [19:35] <Just_Gerald> my comp isn;t quite good enough for that.
#4747 [19:36] <Just_Gerald> appreciate your help!!
#4748 [19:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jus: o.o;; youve tried? didnt think a single player on smp ate more than a SSP
#4749 [19:36] <flabbergaster> i crashed
#4750 [19:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> flabbergaster specific
#4751 [19:36] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (specific) Please be specific and give complete error or other messages verbatim. The details of these messages are very helpful in determining the nature of your problem.
#4752 [19:37] <flabbergaster> what do i do
#4753 [19:37] <VoxelHead> flabbergaster: (specific) NOTE: If the message is longer than one or two lines, please use Pastebin.
#4754 [19:37] <Just_Gerald> I've tried, it works, but the server software keeps complaining about slowing down
#4755 [19:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jus: ah :P i get that on my desktop sometimes
#4756 [19:37] <mr_pants> i got a question
#4757 [19:37] <mr_pants> when i open minecraft it gave me a bad driver error
#4758 [19:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: questions are good! but they need to be asked to get answers.
#4759 [19:38] <flabbergaster> i got a question
#4760 [19:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: update your video drivers
#4761 [19:38] <mr_pants> but this didn't happen before i update my computer to windows 7
#4762 [19:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: you are probably using the drivers that came from windows that dont include opengl (which is what minecraft runs on)
#4763 [19:38] <flabbergaster> i crashed and know i cant play
#4764 [19:39] <Just_Gerald> Pants: I had that problem tooo when went to 7, had to pick differnt drivers
#4765 [19:39] <Zhe_Huntress> lol my minecraft is crashing the moment I log in ever since I downloaded that darn texture pack DX how do I get rid of the texture pack? :)
#4766 [19:39] <flabbergaster> *now*
#4767 [19:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe: oops! sorry forgot about you. windows, right?
#4768 [19:39] <Zhe_Huntress> yup lol windows
#4769 [19:39] <mr_pants> so i pick a different driver?
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#4771 [19:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe: press win+r type %appdata%/.minecraft/
#4772 [19:40] <Just_Gerald> thats what i did, went to video card manuf website, and chose the driver for win 7
#4773 [19:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe: open the texturepacks folder and delete the texture pack
#4774 [19:40] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine I downloaded the update thing and reset my computer but It still had the error when I tryed to play.
#4775 [19:41] <MilesDoesItAll> GreyVulpine Hold on my computer says there are more updates.
#4776 [19:41] <flabbergaster> excuse me! i crashed and now i can't play.
#4777 [19:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: you know how to update your drivers, or want help?
#4778 [19:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> flabbergaster: i asked you to be specific. you ignored me. now i ignore you :D
#4779 [19:42] <mr_pants> i want help
#4780 [19:42] <mr_pants> because i dont know how to do those stuff
#4781 [19:42] <Zhe_Huntress> omg ty :D love you lots <3
#4782 [19:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mr_pants win/dxdiag
#4783 [19:42] <VoxelHead> mr_pants: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4784 [19:42] <VoxelHead> mr_pants: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4785 [19:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zhe: <3
#4786 [19:43] <MilesDoesItAll> Um I guess GreyVulpine is not here so can someone help me
#4787 [19:43] <Zhe_Huntress> Abschied, I'll stop complaining now haha
#4788 [19:43] <flabbergaster> sorry that i ignored i didnt know what u ment
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#4790 [19:44] <jfarbs18> hey, so i have a question about minecraft
#4791 [19:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hiya opeth :P
#4792 [19:44] <opeth> Hello.
#4793 [19:44] <mr_pants> http://pastebin.com/htrByxrT here u go
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#4795 [19:45] <jfarbs18> when i play now, it thinks i have a bootlegged copy because i changed my location
#4796 [19:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-64.aspx
#4797 [19:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jfarbs18: mcnet username?
#4798 [19:46] <jfarbs18> same as here
#4799 [19:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid jfarbs18
#4800 [19:47] <jfarbs18> yes i have, haha
#4801 [19:47] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jfarbs18: its just cosmetic. doesnt change anything. its because you clicked 'play offline' right?
#4802 [19:47] <jfarbs18> yea
#4803 [19:47] <mr_pants> hmmmm janus what do i download?
#4804 [19:47] <flabbergaster> can i get someone with me please? I my minecraft beta crashed.
#4805 [19:47] <jfarbs18> ok, as long as it's cosmetic, that's fine
#4806 [19:48] <jfarbs18> just wanted to make sure it didn't matter for the future when i want to play on a server
#4807 [19:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: either the whole catalyst suite, or just the driver only from the individual tab
#4808 [19:48] <jfarbs18> thanks for the help
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#4810 [19:49] <ferdinand> i have a question
#4811 [19:49] * |Kiikun|Janus| is bored with the 'questions are good!' response...
#4811 [19:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? ask
#4812 [19:50] <mr_pants> do i download the opencl driver too?
#4813 [19:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> . ask
#4814 [19:50] <ferdinand> my minecraft beta crashed
#4815 [19:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: always good to make sure drivers are up to date.. but not sure if opencl is related to opengl.
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#4817 [19:51] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ferdinand: more detail please?
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#4819 [19:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mr_pants: yeah, opencl isnt related to opengl. your choice there
#4820 [19:52] <ferdinand> i put like 5 more texture packs on and it just crashed
#4821 [19:52] <mr_pants> ok
#4822 [19:52] <mr_pants> thanks so much
#4823 [19:52] <mib_9hhnos> um
#4824 [19:52] <mib_9hhnos> this is kebet
#4825 [19:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ferdinand: windows?
#4826 [19:52] <ferdinand> no texturepacks
#4827 [19:53] * mib_fovg5h [mib_fovg5h@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4828 [19:53] <ferdinand> on minecraft beta
#4829 [19:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#4830 [19:53] <mib_9hhnos> dunno why name doesnt show like last time
#4831 [19:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> windows mac linux or magical-lunar-os?
#4832 [19:53] <mib_9hhnos> kiikun, the update didn't really do anything
#4833 [19:53] <mib_9hhnos> still got the bad video card driver
#4834 [19:53] <mib_9hhnos> :o
#4835 [19:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9hhnos type /nick kebet
#4836 [19:54] <kebet> yey
#4837 [19:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#4838 [19:54] <kebet> back to my nickname!
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#4840 [19:54] <kebet> but anyways, yeah it still cant find an advanced OpenGL mode
#4841 [19:55] <mib_6smi40> hey i just got minecraft bout after the game show the mojang title my screen goes black
#4842 [19:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :/ since your using two graphics cards...
#4843 [19:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: do you know which one its tryign to run on?
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#4845 [19:55] <kebet> im trying to run it on my Intel
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#4847 [19:56] <kebet> but when I run it on my ATI RADEON
#4848 [19:56] <kebet> it runs out of memory (bad memory)
#4849 [19:56] <thevigomaster> is anyone going to help me?
#4850 [19:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thevigomaster: you never answered me
#4851 [19:57] <mib_6smi40> help me game wont to to main menu
#4852 [19:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_6smi40: black screen is usually caused by either bad java or you modding minecraft.
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#4854 [19:58] <mib_6smi40> i havent done anything but how would u fix it
#4855 [19:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_6smi40: goto java.com and see fi theres an update available
#4856 [19:58] <thevigomaster> yes i did i said "no texture packs. u know the things that change the look of ur server
#4857 [19:58] <mib_6smi40> k b right back
#4858 [19:59] <grubbly20> after i open the minecraft window and login my screen says updating minecraft and has a loading bar that will never load.
#4859 [19:59] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: the driver didnt update, or it did and is still borked?
#4860 [19:59] <grubbly20> last time i played it said version 1.7.3
#4861 [19:59] <kebet> it did and still borked lol
#4862 [20:00] <grubbly20> i dont know what borked is
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#4864 [20:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thevigomaster: i asked 'windows?' and you said 'no beta'
#4865 [20:00] <Gorgar44> hey i was just wondering, what does the META-INF folder do in the minecraft.jar
#4866 [20:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> [19:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#4867 [20:01] <thevigomaster> what u mean by windows and brb
#4868 [20:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> [19:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> windows mac linux or magical-lunar-os?
#4869 [20:01] <grubbly20> im in beta and have a mac
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#4871 [20:01] <Miesco_> Hi
#4872 [20:01] <Miesco_> Whats that mod to help with fps
#4873 [20:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Gorgar44: it ensures the contents of the jar are not corrupt.
#4874 [20:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Miesco: optifine
#4875 [20:02] <Gorgar44> ok, so why would i have to delete it to download a mod?
#4876 [20:02] <Miesco_> |Kiikun|Janus|: thanks
#4877 [20:02] <grubbly20> i think i deleted some of my files when i was trying to download a mod
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#4879 [20:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Gorgar44: because theres not official api for mods.. so mods are just willy nilly hack on the minecraft code itself, check causes the code to chane and the info in META-INF to be wrong.. thus preventing loading
#4880 [20:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??>> grubbly20 forceupdate
#4881 [20:03] <Gorgar44> ok
#4882 [20:03] <Gorgar44> thanks
#4883 [20:03] * Gorgar44 has learned something new.
#4883 [20:04] * mib_zcl54g [mib_zcl54g@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4884 [20:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> gor: also.. we dont give support for mods if they break you besides a forceupdate
#4885 [20:04] <Gorgar44> thanks, cya later when this noob dosent know how to do something else
#4886 [20:04] <Gorgar44> lol
#4887 [20:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#4888 [20:04] <thevigomaster> im back
#4889 [20:05] <Gorgar44> what do you mean "break me"?
#4890 [20:05] <kebet> ok kiikun
#4891 [20:05] <matt123> hey guys, any osx users think they could help me?
#4892 [20:05] <kebet> apparently it didn't install...
#4893 [20:05] <kebet> brb
#4894 [20:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> gor: they can make it so minecraft doesnt load
#4895 [20:06] <Gorgar44> and that is why i should backup the .jar? and .minecraft?
#4896 [20:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thevigomaster: ok, last time im asking. windows, mac, linux, magical-lunar-os, yggdrasil, or nidhogg?
#4897 [20:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> gor: backing up the minecraft.jar shoudl be all you need if thats all your altering
#4898 [20:07] <matt123> anyone know why when i click to open the minecraft application it doesn't run at all?
#4899 [20:08] <thevigomaster> windows. sorry i didnt understand.
#4900 [20:08] <matt123> and when I "show package contents" and run one of the .jar files it works fine (though it doesn't play sound"
#4901 [20:09] <MilesDoesItAll> 333303303
#4902 [20:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> matt123: wb :P unles thats a random nick. still dunno macs. only sugestions i can give are update java, redownload the launcher, and forceupdate minecraft.
#4903 [20:09] <matt123> random nick :)
#4904 [20:10] <matt123> but thanks though, I believe my java is up to date but I'll check anyway
#4905 [20:10] <Gorgar44> ok thatks Janus
#4906 [20:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thevigomaster: open run, type %appdata%/.minecraft/ , open texturepacks folder. delete offending texture packs
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#4908 [20:11] <thevigomaster> kk thank u soooooo much
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#4911 [20:11] <onix> hey i need help
#4912 [20:11] <onix> can someone help me?
#4913 [20:12] <mib_rlqx4c> me to
#4914 [20:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mibs ask
#4915 [20:12] <VoxelHead> mibs: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4916 [20:12] <VoxelHead> mibs: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4917 [20:12] <mib_6smi40> help my sreen is still black after the mojang sign
#4918 [20:13] <mib_rlqx4c> what does "user not premum" man
#4919 [20:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: you updated java?
#4920 [20:13] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#4921 [20:13] <mib_6smi40> yeah i have java
#4922 [20:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rlq: it means your account hasnt been credited with paid status yet.
#4923 [20:13] <mib_rlqx4c> can you help me
#4924 [20:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: no actuall errors? just the black screen?
#4925 [20:14] <mib_rlqx4c> please help me
#4926 [20:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_rlqx4c payment
#4927 [20:14] <VoxelHead> mib_rlqx4c: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#4928 [20:14] <VoxelHead> mib_rlqx4c: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#4929 [20:14] <mib_6smi40> yeah but some thing white pops up for like 5 milliseconds
#4930 [20:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: try doing this...
#4931 [20:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> 6smi forceupdate
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#4933 [20:14] <VoxelHead> 6smi: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4934 [20:15] <VoxelHead> 6smi: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4935 [20:15] <mib_rlqx4c> im having trouble logging in
#4936 [20:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rlq: how long ago did you buy?
#4937 [20:15] <mib_rlqx4c> im having trouble loging in
#4938 [20:16] <mib_rlqx4c> it says "user not premium"
#4939 [20:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rlq: yes. you said that already. i responded to that already. answer the next question please.
#4940 [20:17] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen what do i do?
#4941 [20:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> onix: try updating java
#4942 [20:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> onix getjava
#4943 [20:17] <VoxelHead> onix: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
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#4945 [20:18] <Zombinie> Hello?
#4946 [20:18] <mib_rlqx4c> ok fine ill try it
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#4948 [20:18] <Zombinie> Im looking for help.
#4949 [20:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> . . .
#4950 [20:18] <kebet> ok weird
#4951 [20:18] <Zombinie> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 8/27/11 6:17
#4952 [20:18] <kebet> i have 2 intels of the same thing
#4953 [20:18] <kebet> but i think the updated one has more resolutions on it
#4954 [20:18] <Zombinie> Help!?
#4955 [20:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: dont paste full logs in the channel unless you want vox to eat you :P
#4956 [20:19] <kebet> but when i tried switching over to it, it automadically goes to the radeon
#4957 [20:19] <Zombinie> Oh, sorry
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#4959 [20:19] <kebet> and then when i tried loading minecraft it auto crashes
#4960 [20:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: also.. did you install any mods?
#4961 [20:19] <mib_rlqx4c> didnt work
#4962 [20:19] <Zombinie> yes, quite a few
#4963 [20:19] <Zombinie> although i uninstalled them
#4964 [20:19] <Zombinie> completerly
#4965 [20:19] <Zombinie> and erinstalled minecraft
#4966 [20:19] <Zombinie> sorry typos
#4967 [20:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rlq: of course updating java wouldnt work.. because thats not what i asked you.
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#4969 [20:20] <kebet> so now what?
#4970 [20:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: you did a forceupdate
#4971 [20:20] <Zombinie> so...
#4972 [20:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: sorry, im stumped on you for the moment.
#4973 [20:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: i ment to add a question mark to that :P
#4974 [20:20] <kebet> well i know it updated because of my view
#4975 [20:20] <kebet> it switched over to its regular view
#4976 [20:20] <Zombinie> well yes, i checked the box...
#4977 [20:21] <kebet> instead of performance, it went to quality
#4978 [20:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: username please?
#4979 [20:21] <Zombinie> Zombinie
#4980 [20:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid Zombinie
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#4982 [20:21] <Zombinie> I also sent an email, so....
#4983 [20:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: then you loggedd in and it redownloaded everyhting?
#4984 [20:21] <Zombinie> yes
#4985 [20:22] <mib_6smi40> i've tried it still doesn't help
#4986 [20:22] <Zombinie> i also downloaded mycraft, but thats a seperate thing, i think
#4987 [20:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Zombinie: try updating or uninstall/reinstalling java
#4988 [20:22] <Zombinie> hmmmm
#4989 [20:22] <Zombinie> ok
#4990 [20:22] <Zombinie> ill try that
#4991 [20:22] <Zombinie> thanx
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#4993 [20:23] <mib_6smi40> ive force updated and got java 6 and my screens still black
#4994 [20:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: ok. your video drivers up to date?
#4995 [20:23] <mib_6smi40> is my video driver java
#4996 [20:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: no, it isnt. you on windows?
#4997 [20:24] <mib_6smi40> yeah
#4998 [20:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> 6smi win/dxdiag
#4999 [20:24] <VoxelHead> 6smi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5000 [20:24] <VoxelHead> 6smi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5002 [20:25] <kebet> oh kiikun
#5003 [20:25] <kebet> i have a error report now
#5004 [20:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hmm?
#5005 [20:25] <MilesDoesItAll> I NEED HELP!!!!!!!
#5006 [20:25] <kebet> want to see it?
#5007 [20:25] <kebet> its on notepad
#5008 [20:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: put it on pastebin. not sure if ill understand anything it says though
#5009 [20:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> miles dont/shout
#5010 [20:26] <VoxelHead> miles: (dont/shout) There is no need to yell. The acoustics in here are wonderful.
#5011 [20:26] <kebet> pastebin?
#5012 [20:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> keb pastebin
#5013 [20:26] <VoxelHead> keb: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5014 [20:26] <MilesDoesItAll> sorry my thing was set on caps i didnt knwo
#5015 [20:26] <MilesDoesItAll> know
#5016 [20:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> miles: the extra dozen esclimations didnt help either :P
#5017 [20:27] <MilesDoesItAll> Sorry again that one was on purpose
#5018 [20:27] <mib_6smi40> http://pastebin.com/XSbjrRXZ
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#5020 [20:27] <kebet> kiikun here it is
#5021 [20:27] <kebet> http://pastebin.com/dpmu0EEP
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#5024 [20:29] <MilesDoesItAll> will someone please help me?
#5025 [20:29] <mib_6smi40> kiikun u see whats wrong
#5026 [20:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> 6smi: download and install this http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
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#5028 [20:30] <kebet> ok nevermind
#5029 [20:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: have you tried disabling the monitor the ati is on?
#5030 [20:30] <kebet> i got my comp to switch to my intel
#5031 [20:30] * mib_2jwz8c [mib_2jwz8c@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5032 [20:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: :P
#5033 [20:31] <kebet> but now when i run minecraft it still does BVCD
#5034 [20:31] <zucchini> hello guys im trying to play
#5035 [20:31] <zucchini> mine craft classic
#5036 [20:31] * guest-642331-73737 [guest-642331-73737@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5037 [20:31] <guest-642331-73737> hello
#5038 [20:31] <guest-642331-73737> i need help
#5039 [20:31] <mib_6smi40> k ill try
#5040 [20:31] <zucchini> but every time i try to load the game
#5041 [20:32] <zucchini> i get a black screen
#5042 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> mine doesnt work
#5043 [20:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> zucchini dont/tweet
#5044 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> update your java
#5045 [20:32] <VoxelHead> zucchini: (dont/tweet) IRC has a very generous limit on the length of its messages. Please, for the sake of our sanity, use complete words, such as 'you', 'one', and 'are', and not 'u', '1', and 'r'.
#5046 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> or
#5047 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> change time if it dont work
#5048 [20:32] <MilesDoesItAll> thanks for no help!
#5049 [20:32] <zucchini> i keep getting a black page
#5050 [20:32] <zucchini> it saays fatel errow
#5051 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> OMFG
#5052 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> I NEED HELP
#5053 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> MY HEALTH BAR IS GOING DOWN
#5054 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> OMFGG
#5055 [20:32] <guest-642331-73737> jk
#5056 [20:32] <kebet> lol...
#5057 [20:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;;;
#5058 [20:32] <kebet> so yeah kiikun
#5059 [20:33] <kebet> i feel like im back at square 1
#5060 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> that was a joke to make people laugh
#5061 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> :D
#5062 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> but really guiys
#5063 [20:33] <zucchini> guys please help i updated my java and all that but everytime i load mine craft classic its givin me the fatal errow
#5064 [20:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: what was the bvcd thing you mentioned?
#5065 [20:33] <zucchini> page
#5066 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> zucchini
#5067 [20:33] <kebet> bad video card driver
#5068 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> wat does it say
#5069 [20:33] <guest-642331-73737> Is your time correct?
#5070 [20:33] <zucchini> wat time?\
#5071 [20:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: does it say 'cant find accelerated pixel format' or something similar to that?
#5072 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> your computer time
#5073 [20:34] <zucchini> oh wait a sec ill see
#5074 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> janus
#5075 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> can i have help
#5076 [20:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> guest-642331-73737 ww
#5077 [20:34] <VoxelHead> guest-642331-73737: (ww) Help you with what?
#5078 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> my condom in minecraft broke
#5079 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> JK!
#5080 [20:34] <kebet> yep
#5081 [20:34] <guest-642331-73737> but the real problem is
#5082 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> when i load a texture pack
#5083 [20:35] <kebet> Pixel format not accelerated
#5084 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> go in game>
#5085 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> crash.
#5086 [20:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-642331-73737: so YOURE where pigmen came from?
#5087 [20:35] <kebet> that's what it's saying in one line
#5088 [20:35] <zucchini> right now i cant even see the loading page
#5089 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> wats pig men
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#5091 [20:35] <JellyRoger> hi
#5092 [20:35] <zucchini> it just skips till the thing that says press b
#5093 [20:35] <JellyRoger> I need help
#5094 [20:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> kebet: that error is when theres no opengl in the driver.
#5095 [20:35] <JellyRoger> how much minecraft cost on USD
#5096 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> HAHA
#5097 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> GF
#5098 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> :o
#5099 [20:35] <kebet> and that means buy new one?
#5100 [20:35] <guest-642331-73737> janus ill give u candy if u help me
#5101 [20:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> JellyRoger: 21.95 usd
#5102 [20:36] <JellyRoger> do I get more fee?
#5103 [20:36] <Kealper> hmm....
#5104 [20:36] <JellyRoger> like keep paying fo ir
#5105 [20:36] <guest-642331-73737> plus tax
#5106 [20:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jelly: plus a fee for international
#5107 [20:36] <guest-642331-73737> and handleing
#5108 [20:36] <JellyRoger> how much is the fee
#5109 [20:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> JellyRoger: dun remember :P should tell you as your checking out
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#5111 [20:37] <kebet> Kiikun?
#5112 [20:37] <JellyRoger> so is 21$ USD
#5113 [20:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: you might have to.
#5114 [20:37] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5115 [20:37] <onix> what do i do?
#5116 [20:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jelly: 21.95
#5117 [20:38] <zucchini> guys when i try to load minecraft classic it gives me a black page
#5118 [20:38] <zucchini> wit nuttin on it
#5119 [20:38] <JellyRoger> with tax right
#5120 [20:38] <JellyRoger> who can I contact for info
#5121 [20:38] <zucchini> i dontloaded the newst version of java
#5122 [20:38] <zucchini> to
#5123 [20:38] <zucchini> please help
#5124 [20:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jelly: its not tax. its an internaional money conversion fee
#5125 [20:38] <JellyRoger> so is 21.95
#5126 [20:38] <JellyRoger> nothing more
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#5129 [20:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#5130 [20:39] <zucchini> now it says an error accured when loading th applet please contact support to fix this proublem fatal error code 4inable to get input steam
#5131 [20:39] <kebet> kiikun
#5132 [20:39] <kebet> is it possible to download the OpenGL?
#5133 [20:40] <zucchini> what do i do?
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#5135 [20:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: um.. there is software opengl.. but i dont know how to do that.
#5136 [20:40] <guest-642331-73737> damm
#5137 [20:40] <guest-642331-73737> janus
#5138 [20:40] <guest-642331-73737> can i have a piece of ur jair
#5139 [20:40] <guest-642331-73737> hair
#5140 [20:40] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen what do i do?
#5141 [20:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> >.>
#5142 [20:40] <guest-642331-73737> plz
#5143 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> :(
#5144 [20:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> <.< no.
#5145 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> ill buy it
#5146 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> do u take paypal
#5147 [20:41] <kebet> ok weird
#5148 [20:41] <kebet> i looked at my itel
#5149 [20:41] <kebet> intel
#5150 [20:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> JellyRoger dont/pm
#5151 [20:41] <kebet> and it hasn't been updated
#5152 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> :(
#5153 [20:41] <VoxelHead> JellyRoger: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#5154 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> i thought this was HELP!
#5155 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> *suicides*
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#5157 [20:41] <kebet> even thought i just downloaded everything & restarted
#5158 [20:41] <guest-642331-73737> kebet
#5159 [20:42] <guest-642331-73737> I have a idea
#5160 [20:42] <kebet> yes?
#5161 [20:42] <guest-642331-73737> Stop living in mexico.
#5162 [20:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> jell: also i caught that. the GAME is 21.95, one time transaction. there is a fee charged by the payment processor. it is small.
#5163 [20:42] * Kealper kicked guest-642331-73737 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: guest-642331-73737)
#5164 [20:42] <kebet> here's my response : I live in texas
#5165 [20:43] <iPudgy> ok...question
#5166 [20:43] * guest-642331-73737 [guest-642331-73737@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5167 [20:43] <kebet> So stop being being annoying
#5168 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> Im sorry
#5169 [20:43] <kebet> being*
#5170 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> Im sorry
#5171 [20:43] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5172 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> Well i need help anyways
#5173 [20:43] <Kealper> guest-642331-73737: next time it's a ban
#5174 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> kealper
#5175 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> but kealper
#5176 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> ill stop
#5177 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> :(
#5178 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> kealper
#5179 [20:43] <guest-642331-73737> wanna helps me
#5180 [20:44] <iPudgy> im having the white screen problem as well...and I cant connect to mp servers
#5181 [20:44] <Kealper> no, i'm busy
#5182 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> Fine
#5183 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> what you doing
#5184 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> ?????????????
#5185 [20:44] <kebet> so Kiikun
#5186 [20:44] * |Kiikun|Janus| is going to get some food
#5186 [20:44] <kebet> lol :p
#5187 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> can i have sum food
#5188 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> can i have helps
#5189 [20:44] <kebet> so I don't understand why the Intel isnt updating right
#5190 [20:44] * mib_60vfsm [mib_60vfsm@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5191 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> kebet
#5192 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> Do u have cracked window 8
#5193 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> 7
#5194 [20:44] <guest-642331-73737> or window
#5195 [20:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> keb: like i said before.. im sorta stumped on you. ive heard of someone running minecraft on software-mode opengl.. bu have no idea how
#5196 [20:45] * VoxelHead kicked guest-642331-73737 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Take two hours to get some food, calm down, and learn not to spam.)
#5197 [20:45] <kebet> thank you
#5198 [20:45] <kebet> well i know minecraft runs on my ATI
#5199 [20:45] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5200 [20:45] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5201 [20:45] <kebet> but it crashes because of bad memory
#5202 [20:45] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5203 [20:45] <onix> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5204 [20:45] <GreyVulpine> !k onix
#5205 [20:45] * GreyBot kicked onix from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:778>)
#5206 [20:45] <DopeGhoti> ??> onix dont/flood
#5207 [20:45] <VoxelHead> onix: (dont/flood) Please do not paste large globs of text into the IRC channel. This is called 'flooding' and is considered _very_ rude.
#5208 [20:45] <VoxelHead> onix: (dont/flood) If you have an error log or other information to share that is more then one or two lines, use pastebin.com. see pastebin for more information.
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#5210 [20:46] <TheNytangel> DopeGhoti, dont/repeat
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#5212 [20:46] <kebet> ok what the heck
#5213 [20:46] <kebet> the download for intel has opengl fixes...
#5214 [20:46] <kebet> and it's not updating right lol
#5215 [20:47] <frogmella> can someone help me?
#5216 [20:47] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on our telepathy, frogmella
#5217 [20:47] <frogmella> plz i need help
#5218 [20:47] <iPudgy> so what causes the white screen issue
#5219 [20:48] <DopeGhoti> iPudgy: many many things.
#5220 [20:48] <frogmella> and how can i fix it?
#5221 [20:48] <DopeGhoti> iPudgy: most of which are fixed by reinstalling.
#5222 [20:48] <DopeGhoti> frogmella: define 'it' more narrowly.
#5223 [20:48] <frogmella> it happens in browser for me
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#5225 [20:49] <frogmella> i go to mincraft.net and go to play minecraft in browser it goes to it and it has a white screen
#5226 [20:49] <busta5000> hello
#5227 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> ??> frogmella win/reinst
#5228 [20:49] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5229 [20:49] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5230 [20:49] <iPudgy> i also cant connect to multiplayer servers either...could that be related?
#5231 [20:50] <busta5000> I know many people have asked this question but will there be a cellphone payment method in the future?
#5232 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> busta5000: no one knows.
#5233 [20:51] <busta5000> I just hope they add this method because I love this game but I can't buy it!
#5234 [20:51] <DopeGhoti> you don't have a checking account, debit card, or PayPal account?
#5235 [20:52] <frogmella> VoxelHead what ex plain everything to me plz
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#5237 [20:52] <iPudgy> Voxelhead, thank you very much that worked
#5238 [20:52] * XxXuriXxX12 [XxXuriXxX12@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5239 [20:52] <VoxelHead> \o/
#5240 [20:52] <busta5000> paypal no, Credit Card yes but does not work online since I need a job to get an online payment credit card.
#5241 [20:53] * mib_i6kof5 [mib_i6kof5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5242 [20:53] <frogmella> VoxelHead can you help me?
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#5244 [20:54] <busta5000> So any ideas
#5245 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> so.. get a job?
#5246 [20:54] * mib_1w1sfu [mib_1w1sfu@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5247 [20:54] <XxXuriXxX12> Hello, I bought the Minecraft but get login and register I get the black tab
#5248 [20:54] <DopeGhoti> ??> XxXuriXxX12 win/reinst
#5249 [20:54] <VoxelHead> XxXuriXxX12: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#5250 [20:54] <VoxelHead> XxXuriXxX12: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#5251 [20:54] <mib_1w1sfu> Hello
#5252 [20:55] <mib_i6kof5> i just Got java so i can play The beta for free, But it says unable to load logo and images, wy? it might be cause i just downloaded the minecraftofrfree cracker version and it didnt work. help me
#5253 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> mib_i6kof5: you cannot play the beta for free.
#5254 [20:55] <mib_1w1sfu> I got a problem with the minecraft icon on the desktop (full screen) It runs for 30 mins then freezes? any way to fix it?
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#5256 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> mib_1w1sfu: any error messages or anything?
#5257 [20:55] <mib_i6kof5> it says singleplayer or multiplayer and it says outdated but free
#5258 [20:55] <mib_1w1sfu> No dope it just freezes
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#5260 [20:56] * VoxelHead kicked mib_i6kof5 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No, we will not help you to steal the game.)
#5261 [20:56] <frogmella> VoxelHead !!!
#5262 [20:57] <XxXuriXxX12> which saves directory??
#5263 [20:57] * mib_qq4vfy [mib_qq4vfy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5264 [20:57] <frogmella> VoxelHead can you help me?
#5265 [20:57] <VoxelHead> I already did.
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#5267 [20:57] <mib_1w1sfu> ill come back later and see if i can get some help.^^
#5268 [20:57] <frogmella> it didnt work
#5269 [20:58] <frogmella> VoxelHead it didnt work
#5270 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> ??> frogmella win/profile
#5271 [20:58] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#5272 [20:58] <Theman> hi i went to minecraftforfree and it wont work for me
#5273 [20:58] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#5274 [20:58] <XxXuriXxX12> someone speaks Spanish??
#5275 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> Theman: No such thing.
#5276 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> XxXuriXxX12: many people in Spain and Mexico do, as well as other countries.
#5277 [20:59] <Theman> i searched minecraftforfree and it lets u play the beta version for free
#5278 [20:59] * VoxelHead kicked Theman from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No, we will not help you to steal the game.)
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#5280 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> What is it with all the theives today?
#5281 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> today?
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#5283 [21:00] <|Kiichan|> preparing for Irene looting?
#5284 [21:00] <GreyVulpine> They've been stealing minecraft ever since I started here.
#5285 [21:01] <XxXuriXxX12> Well, fix my problem I did not understand much what they said
#5286 [21:01] <XxXuriXxX12> ????
#5287 [21:03] <XxXuriXxX12> ....
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#5289 [21:04] <kebet> ok really weird
#5290 [21:04] <kebet> my intel graphics card doesn't want to update
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#5292 [21:04] <kebet> so now im stuck with minecraft
#5293 [21:04] <kebet> o
#5294 [21:05] <kebet> :o
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#5297 [21:06] <kebet> does anyone know any software OpenGL?
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#5299 [21:07] <fuogo> who is here to help us
#5300 [21:07] <cg2916> i haven't been able to connect to minecraft.net for a month
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#5303 [21:08] <onix> VoxelHead can you help me?
#5304 [21:09] <onix> hello?
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#5307 [21:16] <Nl66er> Hello?
#5308 [21:16] <Nl66er> Anyone here?
#5309 [21:17] <Nl66er> ni66ers?
#5310 [21:17] <Viking667> ripes Ban this nick... I've seen him before.
#5311 [21:17] <Nl66er> why...?
#5312 [21:17] <Nl66er> :'(
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#5314 [21:18] <Nl66er> Hello? I could use some assistance please... :(
#5315 [21:18] <grubbly20> when i open the minecraft window and login my screen turns black what do i do?
#5316 [21:19] <grubbly20> *** mib_5t1nce joined #minecrafthelp The official Minecraft support channel | For all your questions about the core-game made by Mojang! | Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp | Bug tracker: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues | Do not use Java 1.7 for Minecraft |
#5317 [21:20] <grubbly20> help?
#5318 [21:20] <Nl66er> i dont mean to spam but....
#5319 [21:20] <Nl66er> HELP!
#5320 [21:20] <Nl66er> HELP!
#5321 [21:20] <Nl66er> HELP!
#5322 [21:20] <grubbly20> *** mib_5t1nce joined #minecrafthelp The official Minecraft support channel | For all your questions about the core-game made by Mojang! | Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp | Bug tracker: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang | We are not affiliated with Mojang and cannot help with account issues | Do not use Java 1.7 for Minecraft |
#5323 [21:20] <grubbly20> what do you need
#5324 [21:21] <grubbly20> :D:D:(:):/:s:P:O;)guhuhuhuhuh
#5325 [21:21] * mib_kvxlx7 [mib_kvxlx7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#5326 [21:21] <Nl66er> umm well, every time i try updating my minecraft launcher, it says, "Fatal ErrorOccured (4)
#5327 [21:21] <grubbly20> kolokol
#5328 [21:22] * VoxelHead kicked Nl66er from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Offensive nick, spamming.)
#5329 [21:24] <fanatic> I cannot access my newly generated planetiod map can anyody help ne?
#5330 [21:25] <DopeGhoti> ??> fanatic mods
#5331 [21:25] <VoxelHead> fanatic: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#5332 [21:25] <VoxelHead> fanatic: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5333 [21:26] <fanatic> cool, but i anlso canot access my old minecraft map
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#5335 [21:29] <fanatic> i can see my old minecraft map as a file on my computer but when I start up the game it is not there\
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#5340 [21:33] <DopeGhoti> ??> fanatic nullsave
#5341 [21:33] <VoxelHead> fanatic: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#5342 [21:33] <VoxelHead> fanatic: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
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#5346 [21:41] <kebet> im wondering
#5347 [21:41] <kebet> i can run minecraft
#5348 [21:42] <kebet> but I have to disable alot of my Direct3D
#5349 [21:42] <CueDestruction> That's no fun
#5350 [21:42] <kebet> what can I do to run minecraft
#5351 [21:42] <kebet> and do full hardware accelleration?
#5352 [21:43] <kebet> without minecraft getting the bad video card driver problem
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#5354 [21:45] <grubbly20> when i open the minecraft window and login my screen goes black can anyone help
#5355 [21:46] <grubbly20> please?
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#5357 [21:54] <Riley> hey can someone help me?
#5358 [21:54] <Riley> anyone there?
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#5360 [21:58] <Turkish> well is there anyon here?
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#5362 [22:05] <cant_play> i bought the game i looked at my profile and im pretty sure its premium cuz its letting me change the skin (well just the option it wont actually work) and i downloaded both files (im on windows) and the first one wont work and the second on wont let me log in it sais " cant connect to minecraft.net" and the online version wont load!!! please help me =(
#5363 [22:06] <cant_play> hello?
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#5366 [22:08] <Harley> will minecraft 1.8 come out in november
#5367 [22:09] <|Kiikun|> ive been hearing sept.
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#5369 [22:11] <joejellyjam> i cant play minecraft
#5370 [22:12] <joejellyjam> HELLO!!?!?
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#5373 [22:19] <soccer> hello
#5374 [22:19] <soccer> whenever i click on my town hall in minecolony my server crashes y
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#5377 [22:20] <soccer> help plz
#5378 [22:20] <soccer> anybody on
#5379 [22:20] <Viking667> hm. How do I "harvest" glowstone? (from the Nether)
#5380 [22:20] <Viking667> yay, finally got here (again)
#5381 [22:20] <soccer> no idea
#5382 [22:21] <soccer> do u have minecolony
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#5384 [22:21] <Viking667> soccer: by the way, the channel doesn't normally provide any support for mods. I'm thinking minecology is one such mod.
#5385 [22:21] <soccer> o
#5386 [22:21] <stomper> can someone help me?
#5387 [22:21] <Viking667> err, minecolony.
#5388 [22:21] <soccer> what u need stop
#5389 [22:22] <Scott> ??> soccer mods
#5390 [22:22] <VoxelHead> soccer: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#5391 [22:22] <VoxelHead> soccer: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5392 [22:22] <Viking667> stomper: by the way, ask a question instead of asking for help
#5393 [22:22] <stomper> k
#5394 [22:22] <Viking667> meanwhile, I'll doddle off to the minecraftwiki
#5395 [22:22] <stomper> uhm well i can only play the webclient for minecraft.
#5396 [22:22] <stomper> and i cant play downloadable because it says "bad video card drivers:
#5397 [22:22] <stomper> but they are fully updated
#5398 [22:23] <soccer> uh thanks for trying voxel
#5399 [22:24] <stomper> ?
#5400 [22:24] <soccer> i got the mod installed
#5401 [22:24] <stomper> wow no one is helping...
#5402 [22:24] <soccer> but i cant place my townhall
#5403 [22:24] <Scott> ??> stomper patience
#5404 [22:24] <VoxelHead> stomper: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5405 [22:24] <VoxelHead> stomper: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5406 [22:24] <soccer> o well
#5407 [22:25] <Scott> soccer: we really don't help with mods here unless you want to remove them.
#5408 [22:25] <Scott> stomper: What OS?
#5409 [22:26] <Scott> ??> stomper dont/pm
#5410 [22:26] <VoxelHead> stomper: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#5411 [22:27] <stomper> ok.
#5412 [22:27] <stomper> i dont know what os is.
#5413 [22:27] <Scott> Operating system
#5414 [22:27] <stomper> windows xp .
#5415 [22:27] <Scott> Like Mac OS X, Linux, Windows, etc.
#5416 [22:28] <Scott> ??> stomper win/dxdiag
#5417 [22:28] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#5418 [22:28] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#5420 [22:29] <stomper> so first i do
#5421 [22:29] <stomper> start
#5422 [22:29] <stomper> run
#5423 [22:29] <stomper> so start, run, then type in dxdiag?
#5424 [22:30] <Scott> Please just follow the directions.
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#5427 [22:33] <Jackson413> hi all
#5428 [22:33] <Jackson413> i keep telling my users that i am going to reset my skills once 1.8 comes out
#5429 [22:34] <Jackson413> am i right to assume that 1.8 will be out in 2 weeks?
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#5431 [22:35] <glitchd> can anyone tell me when minecraft will be back up??
#5432 [22:36] <stomper> hey were is the irc channel?
#5433 [22:37] <glitchd> ??
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#5437 [22:40] <slimer> ok here is the dxdiag. http://pastebin.com/TnC5t7Bx
#5438 [22:42] <slimer> because i cannot run the downloadable client for minecraft because it says "bad video card drivers" http://pastebin.com/TnC5t7Bx If you could help, that would be great.
#5439 [22:44] <glitchd> where does it say bad video card drivers?
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#5441 [22:44] <mermi> hello
#5442 [22:44] <glitchd> hey
#5443 [22:45] <glitchd> slimer: where does it say bad video card drivers in what u put in pastebin??
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#5445 [22:45] <tonyreigns> Hi
#5446 [22:45] <glitchd> yo
#5447 [22:45] <tonyreigns> Can somebody help me with something
#5448 [22:46] <glitchd> shoot
#5449 [22:46] <glitchd> it depends i guess
#5450 [22:46] <tonyreigns> My minecraft is really laggy, what do I do to reduce the lagg
#5451 [22:46] <mermi> i need help finding a server with nobody on it and a free roam server... i know u might not know of one but i want to play with my friend like it was single player
#5452 [22:46] <tonyreigns> I put the render distance on tiny, sometimes helps
#5453 [22:46] <glitchd> what are the specs of your computer?
#5454 [22:46] <tonyreigns> Explain please.
#5455 [22:46] <tonyreigns> Specs..?
#5456 [22:46] <mermi> do any of u know of one
#5457 [22:46] <glitchd> hard drive size, ram, video card
#5458 [22:47] <tonyreigns> Sec ill check and mermi go on the minecraft site and go on minecraft classic
#5459 [22:47] <glitchd> mermi, jus make your own server and play on that
#5460 [22:47] <tonyreigns> Go look for a server with nobody on
#5461 [22:47] <mermi> its complicated
#5462 [22:47] <glitchd> not really
#5463 [22:47] <glitchd> what os are you in?
#5464 [22:47] <mermi> i think it is i tried before
#5465 [22:47] <mermi> os?
#5466 [22:47] <glitchd> i run my own server from my laptop
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#5468 [22:48] <glitchd> its not hard
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#5470 [22:48] <|Kiikun|> ??> mermi smp/serversetup
#5471 [22:48] <mermi> im on my laptop right now
#5472 [22:48] <glitchd> os=operating system
#5473 [22:48] <VoxelHead> mermi: (smp/serversetup) Lots of information here:
#5474 [22:48] <VoxelHead> mermi: (smp/serversetup) http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Setting_up_a_server
#5475 [22:48] <mermi> ty
#5476 [22:48] <glitchd> thx voxelhead
#5477 [22:48] <glitchd> mermi: are you in windowds?
#5478 [22:48] <glitchd> *windows
#5479 [22:49] <glitchd> or linux?
#5480 [22:49] <glitchd> or mac?
#5481 [22:49] <glitchd> that is what an os is
#5482 [22:49] <tonyreigns> 286 GB Total, 4gb ram
#5483 [22:49] <tonyreigns> video card cant find
#5484 [22:49] <samebarb> Hello, when I try to join a regular multiplayer classic game, it always give me a 'Fatal Error Occured (5): Unable to Validate Certificate Chain. Chain Differs in Length. (1 v 3) Any idea what that means?
#5485 [22:50] <samebarb> Also, I'm on a Mac.
#5486 [22:50] <tonyreigns> Try googling it, lots of people ask the same questions
#5487 [22:50] <glitchd> sry mermi i was talking to the wrong person
#5488 [22:50] <glitchd> tonyreigns: what version of windows are your in?
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#5490 [22:51] <tonyreigns> You mean what kind?Vista.
#5491 [22:51] <glitchd> ok
#5492 [22:51] <glitchd> and this laggyness happens all the time or only when u host a server?
#5493 [22:51] <samebarb> I googled and am not finding anything.
#5494 [22:51] <tonyreigns> All the time, sometimes it fast ish
#5495 [22:52] <glitchd> do u have a fast internet connection?
#5496 [22:52] <tonyreigns> Samebarb whats the error say?
#5497 [22:52] <tonyreigns> Yes i do
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#5499 [22:52] <samebarb> Fatal Error Occured (5): Unable to Validate Certificate Chain. Chain Differs in Length. (1 v 3)
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#5501 [22:52] <frogmella> im getting error a1dce528
#5502 [22:52] <frogmella> need help please.
#5503 [22:52] <tonyreigns> Maybe its the server itself samebarb.
#5504 [22:52] <glitchd> the only thing i can think of is to reduce the resources that windows uses to run
#5505 [22:52] <tonyreigns> So close things in task manager?
#5506 [22:52] <Hopster> is there some sort of update going on atm? have not been able to log on since yesterday afternnon, just gives me "unable to connect to minecraft.net" error
#5507 [22:52] <samebarb> I tried a few, I'll try more.
#5508 [22:53] <glitchd> but it could also be in the video options inside the game
#5509 [22:53] <tonyreigns> I reduced most things
#5510 [22:53] <tonyreigns> I also installed a mod that makes it a bit faster
#5511 [22:53] <tonyreigns> OptiFine.
#5512 [22:53] <frogmella> Anyone? im getting error report A1DCE528
#5513 [22:53] <tonyreigns> Frogmella
#5514 [22:53] <|Kiikun|> hop: it probably has something to do with the tornado devouring the east coast of the US... since the minecraft servers are hoasted by amazon.
#5515 [22:53] <glitchd> no there is another way to get windows disable some of the graphical features but still look the same that way it uses less resources to run
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#5517 [22:53] <frogonia> hello
#5518 [22:53] <frogmella> Yes tonyreigns
#5519 [22:53] <tonyreigns> Not everyone knows each mod by name
#5520 [22:53] <Hopster> that sucks
#5521 [22:53] <tonyreigns> Try googling the error
#5522 [22:54] <tonyreigns> Wait I got it for you
#5523 [22:54] <frogmella> i did.
#5524 [22:54] <tonyreigns> Sec
#5525 [22:54] <tonyreigns> oh
#5526 [22:54] <frogmella> gave me a list of things to do
#5527 [22:54] <glitchd> do them
#5528 [22:54] <samebarb> I'm getting the same, 'Fatal Error Occured (5): Unable to Validate Certificate Chain. Chain Differs in Length. (1 v 3)' on every server.
#5529 [22:54] <Jackson413> i keep telling my users that i am going to reset my skills once 1.8 comes out
#5530 [22:54] <frogmella> all of them didnt help except for updating driver, but dont know how to do that
#5531 [22:54] <glitchd> no clue
#5532 [22:54] <Jackson413> am i right to assume that 1.8 will be out in 2 weeks?
#5533 [22:54] <frogmella> comes out monday jackson413
#5534 [22:55] <Jackson413> serious?
#5535 [22:55] <frogmella> yeah
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#5537 [22:55] <frogonia> whts in 1.8
#5538 [22:55] <Hopster> lots of goodies
#5539 [22:55] <frogmella> EXP bar,
#5540 [22:55] <frogmella> villages
#5541 [22:55] <frogmella> npc's
#5542 [22:55] <frogmella> hunger
#5543 [22:55] <frogmella> stuff like that, hunger is toggleable.
#5544 [22:55] <TheNytangel> Less spam..
#5545 [22:55] <frogonia> new mobs
#5546 [22:55] <frogmella> like peace mode.
#5547 [22:55] <samebarb> hunger better be
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#5549 [22:55] <tonyreigns> Thenytangel
#5550 [22:56] * TheNytangel is now away
#5550 [22:56] <glitchd> tonyreigns: check you pm
#5551 [22:56] <frogonia> any new mobs
#5552 [22:56] <glitchd> *your
#5553 [22:56] <Jackson413> will this break pvp games?
#5554 [22:56] <tonyreigns> Oh kk ty.
#5555 [22:56] <Jackson413> servers**
#5556 [22:56] <frogmella> tonyreigns I did the list but i dont know how to update my drivers.
#5557 [22:56] <lilybet> hey guys i was here yesterday for help with bad graphics drivers and im having the same problem again despite getting the game to work yesterday
#5558 [22:56] <frogonia> can someone help me make a server
#5559 [22:57] <frogmella> frogonia do you have skype.
#5560 [22:57] <frogonia> no y
#5561 [22:57] <frogmella> i would be able to talk you through it but. just pm me then and ill walk you through
#5562 [22:57] <frogmella> tonyreigns.
#5563 [22:57] <frogonia> alright ty u so much
#5564 [22:58] <frogmella> i did the list but i dont know how to update my drivers
#5565 [22:58] <frogonia> so wht do i do first im on my laptop by the way
#5566 [22:58] <frogmella> PM me.
#5567 [22:58] <frogonia> o ok
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#5569 [23:03] <frogmella> I NEED HELP
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#5571 [23:04] <frogmella> OMGOSH
#5572 [23:04] <frogmella> no one helps :(
#5573 [23:05] <|Kiikun|> ??> frogmella patience
#5574 [23:05] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5575 [23:05] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5576 [23:05] * |Kiikun| thought that was the one that had 'or even playing minecraft' in it :P
#5576 [23:06] <frogmella> Sorry :)
#5577 [23:07] <glitchd> frogmella: whats wrong?
#5578 [23:08] <frogmella> im getting a
#5579 [23:08] <glitchd> a?
#5580 [23:08] <frogmella> hold up have to scroll up to a error report :)
#5581 [23:08] <glitchd> k
#5582 [23:08] <frogmella> error a1dce528
#5583 [23:09] <glitchd> what are you doing when u get this error??
#5584 [23:09] <frogmella> running the game.
#5585 [23:09] <frogmella> just start it up, log in and it starts to go, then i get that
#5586 [23:09] <glitchd> what happens when u get this error?
#5587 [23:09] <frogmella> before it even hits the mojang sign
#5588 [23:10] <glitchd> have you tried removing minecraft completely and reinstalling it?
#5589 [23:10] <frogmella> pops the white error message of death then i have to manually shut down the game. i think i need to update my drivers (yes i've reinstalled minecraft) i just need to know how to do this.
#5590 [23:10] <glitchd> including the folder in the %appdata% folder?
#5591 [23:11] <frogmella> Yeah, in appdata roaming then .minecraft.
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#5593 [23:11] <glitchd> what version of winows are you in?
#5594 [23:11] <glitchd> *windows
#5595 [23:11] <frogmella> also tryed going into the .jar file with winrar and changing out the metainf witha newer one, ( windows 7 )
#5596 [23:12] <tonyreigns> Bye guys have to go, ty glitchd again
#5597 [23:12] <glitchd> u dont change out hte metainf folder, u jus delete it and it gets recreated fresh
#5598 [23:12] <glitchd> do u have any mods installed in minecraft?
#5599 [23:13] <|Kiikun|> the only time youd touch the meta-inf is when your modding. the only way to restore it if a forceupdate
#5600 [23:13] <frogmella> Yeah i know. But that didnt seem to work so i thought it was something to do with mojang so i went and downloaded the newest metainf folder and replaced it. didnt work. i also reinstalled, no mods or anything. i think its my drivers that need to be updated
#5601 [23:14] <frogonia> frogmella wht do i do next
#5602 [23:14] <glitchd> well the only way i know how to do that is to do it one by one manually
#5603 [23:14] <frogmella> Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
#5604 [23:14] <frogmella> is my operating system..
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#5606 [23:15] <frogonia> frogmella
#5607 [23:15] <frogmella> Yeah
#5608 [23:15] <frogonia> wht do i do next
#5609 [23:15] <frogonia> after i ran it from my folder
#5610 [23:16] <frogonia> is it done?
#5611 [23:16] <frogmella> go back to pm
#5612 [23:16] <frogmella> i forgot i was helping you.
#5613 [23:16] <glitchd> well im outtie
#5614 [23:16] <glitchd> peace room
#5615 [23:16] <frogmella> wait
#5616 [23:16] <frogmella> glitchd
#5617 [23:16] <glitchd> ?
#5618 [23:16] <frogmella> how do i
#5619 [23:16] <frogmella> update drivers?
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#5621 [23:17] <glitchd> go to device manager and right click each one and tell it to update drive, thats the only way i can think of, or to google each device and see if there is an updated driver available
#5622 [23:18] <frogmella> okay... i still dont know why that would help.
#5623 [23:18] <glitchd> tell it to search automatically
#5624 [23:18] <frogmella> but it told me to on google
#5625 [23:18] <|Kiikun|> update video driver? if your computer's a dell, go to the dell website for drivers.
#5626 [23:18] <glitchd> told u to what>
#5627 [23:19] <frogmella> i have asus.
#5628 [23:19] <glitchd> so check the asus website then
#5629 [23:20] <frogmella> okay.
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#5631 [23:20] <glitchd> ok well im outtie 5000 now
#5632 [23:20] <glitchd> PEACE
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#5636 [23:24] <cppyle> Hi sorry slow typer and never done this before.
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#5639 [23:27] <ian> i would like to setup private server for my daughter and i. she is on our home network. i cant, however, get her computer to connect to the server. Any suggestions?
#5640 [23:27] <cppyle> I purchased minecraft the other day and can't get either of the downloads to run and install on my computer. I have java 1.6 . Annoying thing is I can run the PCgamer demo version just fine but I can't download the paid for version of of the minecraft. net site. I have been trying for days. it just gives me the "can't connect to minecraft server" then I can'i
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#5642 [23:28] <kebet> anyone on?
#5643 [23:28] <cppyle> I hope I am in the right place and am not driving anyone crazy.
#5644 [23:29] <frogonia> mj
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#5646 [23:30] <kebet> so uh
#5647 [23:30] <ian> is anyone here to give advice?
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#5649 [23:31] <cppyle> "ian" "kebet" Looks like we are waiting in line... I better get some coffee
#5650 [23:32] <ian> *sighs*
#5651 [23:32] <kebet> I don't think so, ian
#5652 [23:32] <kebet> every techie is gone / afk
#5653 [23:32] <ian> ahh,...laterz
#5654 [23:33] <frogmella> Who needs help?
#5655 [23:33] <cppyle> I wonder what time most people are normally here to help
#5656 [23:34] <frogmella> cppyle whats wrong?
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#5658 [23:34] <cppyle> Oh hi thanks
#5659 [23:34] <genshou> [21:27] <cppyle> I purchased minecraft the other day and can't get either of the downloads to run and install on my computer. I have java 1.6 <--- Java 1.6? :\
#5660 [23:34] <MilesDoesItAll> Will someone please help me?
#5661 [23:35] <cppyle> I purchased minecraft and ican't get it to install properly. Thing is the pcgamer demo runs fine (well untill the clock ran out...
#5662 [23:35] <genshou> As in, version 1.6 of Java?
#5663 [23:35] <cppyle> yes version 1.6
#5664 [23:35] <genshou> from how many years ago? o_O
#5665 [23:35] <frogmella> haha..
#5666 [23:35] <genshou> You need the latest version of Java to run Minecraft
#5667 [23:35] <frogmella> i think we're up to java 1.9 now right?
#5668 [23:35] <genshou> hmm
#5669 [23:36] <genshou> current stable build of Java is Version 6 Update 28, I think
#5670 [23:36] <frogmella> Go to the java website and install the latest version cppyle
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#5672 [23:36] <genshou> Minecraft mostly works with Java SE 7, but it's not released as a stable build yet
#5673 [23:36] <cppyle> crap mabe i am reading that wrong... I can't remember what version or were to look for that. I followed the link from minecraft the other day tp get the correct version of java.
#5674 [23:37] <MilesDoesItAll> I bought Minecraft today and when I try to play on the web page it gives me a error for my Video Card Drivers aren't up to date?
#5675 [23:37] <cppyle> it shows that i have the latest version
#5676 [23:37] <kebet> well what I don't understand is that
#5677 [23:37] <oldtopman> ??> MilesDoesItAll gpu/update
#5678 [23:37] <cppyle> I think I just forgot what i was reading and read the wrong info.
#5679 [23:37] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#5680 [23:38] <kebet> I can play minecraft but I have to bring down my Hardware Acceleration down
#5681 [23:38] <MilesDoesItAll> oldtopman what?
#5682 [23:38] <kebet> which doesn't make any sort of sense
#5683 [23:38] <oldtopman> ??> MilesDoesItAll gpu/update
#5684 [23:38] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#5685 [23:38] <MilesDoesItAll> oldtopman I think it's intel
#5686 [23:38] <oldtopman> ??> MilesDoesItAll gpu/intel
#5687 [23:38] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#5688 [23:38] <kebet> Voxel
#5689 [23:39] <Exdero> ...
#5690 [23:39] <MilesDoesItAll> voxelhead what do i search for?
#5691 [23:39] <Exdero> ??> kebet bot
#5692 [23:39] <kebet> You have any ideas about my problem?
#5693 [23:39] <VoxelHead> kebet: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#5694 [23:39] <kebet> eh?
#5695 [23:39] <kebet> uhh ok
#5696 [23:39] <Exdero> kebet: Run a dxdiag..
#5697 [23:39] <kebet> i've done that
#5698 [23:39] <Exdero> ??> kebet pastebin
#5699 [23:39] <VoxelHead> kebet: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#5700 [23:40] <MilesDoesItAll> kebet wern't you here early?
#5701 [23:40] <Exdero> Put it there.
#5702 [23:40] <kebet> ok!
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#5704 [23:40] <Exdero> You were as well, MilesDoesItAll..
#5705 [23:40] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I know i'm back because you guys didn't help
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#5707 [23:40] <Exdero> ??> MilesDoesItAll patience
#5708 [23:40] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5709 [23:40] <VoxelHead> MilesDoesItAll: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5710 [23:41] <kebet> http://pastebin.com/KsacG68N
#5711 [23:41] <kebet> there ya go
#5712 [23:41] <Exdero> MilesDoesItAll: We told you to update your GPU drivers. You failed to do so. That isn't our fault.
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#5714 [23:42] <yoshi> Hi, I just downloaded a custom painterly pack, on Mac btw, and it gives me a file but it isnt the .zip file and I cant find it, Please help.
#5715 [23:42] <kebet> Exdero, I'm having weird problems with my Intel too
#5716 [23:42] <Exdero> kebet: First off, download Service Pack 3
#5717 [23:42] <Exdero> ??> Yoshi mods
#5718 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Yoshi: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#5719 [23:42] <VoxelHead> Yoshi: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#5720 [23:42] <kebet> :o
#5721 [23:42] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I'm not trying to be mean because it's not your fault but i dont know what a GPU driver is Im only 12
#5722 [23:42] <kebet> service pack 3?
#5723 [23:42] <kebet> google time
#5724 [23:42] <Exdero> kebet: Service Pack 3 for Windows XP :)
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#5726 [23:43] <cppyle> Hi I have latest java and i can run the beta demo from pcgamer. but minecraft launcher will not connect or install game.
#5727 [23:43] <Exdero> kebet: Grats on 3 gigs of RAM on XP, by the way. Most people only have 2
#5728 [23:43] <yoshi> No I made a painterly pack on painterlypack.net and when I hit create my pack it downloaded but I dont have the .zip
#5729 [23:43] <Exdero> !isup
#5730 [23:43] <Exdero> >.>
#5731 [23:43] <kebet> oh thank you :p
#5732 [23:43] <Exdero> Wrong command
#5733 [23:44] <kebet> well I know my problem isnt the OpenGL
#5734 [23:44] <kebet> cause I know if i bring down my hardware accel it works
#5735 [23:44] <kebet> but crappy FPS on minecraft :p
#5736 [23:44] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero what is a GPU
#5737 [23:44] <cppyle> This is for both the offline and online, can't connect to server and then if I try to play offline it goes to black which is understandable seeing as i can't get the game to download in the first place. has to be there to run...
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#5739 [23:44] <kebet> does it matter which date the Service Pack 3 is on, Exdero?
#5740 [23:44] <Exdero> Graphic Processing Unit
#5741 [23:45] <Exdero> kebet: The download should be the latest version.
#5742 [23:45] <dagunn> hey ppl any idea why my java would be crashing when i try to run minecraft? iv been told its due to my laptop but iv been playing it on far worse laptops than my one?
#5743 [23:45] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero oh well can I have a link to download and not the link you just gave me because i dont know what to search or tell me what to search
#5744 [23:45] <kebet> i only found one from 2008
#5745 [23:45] <kebet> :o
#5746 [23:45] <Exdero> kebet: That'll work
#5747 [23:45] <kebet> ok!
#5748 [23:45] <kebet> so what does it exactly do?
#5749 [23:45] <Exdero> cppyle: Any mods?
#5750 [23:46] <kebet> (Just want to know for own sake)
#5751 [23:46] <cppyle> no mods. I havn't even been able to play the game yet... very sad. I love games but have very limited tech skills...
#5752 [23:47] <dagunn> cppyle sounds like you have the same problem as me
#5753 [23:47] <kebet> I just take the time to figure things out
#5754 [23:47] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE dont/spam
#5755 [23:47] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#5756 [23:47] <yoshi> Yea I just went on painterlypack.net, costomized a pack, and then created it but didnt get the .zip file.
#5757 [23:47] <kebet> Sorry :o
#5758 [23:48] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE patience
#5759 [23:48] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#5760 [23:48] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#5761 [23:48] <Exdero> ??> NOTICE only/you
#5762 [23:48] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (only/you) You are not the only one in this channel, there are usually anywhere from 100 to 200 others. Please don't think every message sent to the channel is directed at you, especially if the message is explicitly directed at someone else.
#5763 [23:48] <oldtopman> Exdero: Who is NOTICE?
#5764 [23:48] <VoxelHead> NOTICE: (only/you) If a message is directed at you, it will start with your name. If you need to direct a message to someone specific, start it with their name.
#5765 [23:48] <kebet> whats going on here :o
#5766 [23:48] <oldtopman> no idea
#5767 [23:48] <oldtopman> !k Exdero
#5768 [23:48] <Exdero> oldtopman: I'm using it as a notice to the channel -.-
#5769 [23:48] <oldtopman> D)@#
#5770 [23:49] <kebet> Well Exdero
#5771 [23:49] <Exdero> oldtopman: You don't have voice/op. Don't do that..
#5772 [23:49] <kebet> my OpenGL version is 1.4
#5773 [23:49] <oldtopman> Exdero: That is VoxelHead spam, and those are harsh words
#5774 [23:49] <cppyle> It will not even install. The launcher crashes and I can't get the game to install on my computer. I have tried deleting java and all minecraft files and reinstalling, but i can only get the exe file for minecraft. I can't get any other files.
#5775 [23:49] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero I went to the Graphics and Intel® Embedded Graphics Drivers but now I'm stuck.
#5776 [23:50] <oldtopman> TWO people thought you were talking directly to them. And unless you have voice/ops, I don't see how you are going to (justify) banning me over !k
#5777 [23:50] <Exdero> oldtopman: There are 4 mibs in here who are all asking for help at the same time.
#5778 [23:50] <oldtopman> Exdero: handle them one by one.
#5779 [23:50] <dagunn> same here cppyle dose the loading screen apear for a secound?
#5780 [23:51] <oldtopman> cppyle: Do you have any firewall software?
#5781 [23:51] <Exdero> oldtopman: I didn't mention anything about banning. I'm well aware that I don't have that option, and even if I did, I would use it.
#5782 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> ex: embeded drivers usually means something liek a kiosk or terminal.
#5783 [23:51] <Exdero> <Exdero> oldtopman: You don't have voice/op. Don't do that..
#5784 [23:51] <cppyle> dagunn yes it appears, then goes black.
#5785 [23:51] <dagunn> yup same here
#5786 [23:51] <oldtopman> Exdero: How am I not allowed to !k when you're allowed to spam the chan?
#5787 [23:51] <Exdero> |Kiikun|: I hate embedded GPUs, they're a pain.
#5788 [23:52] <cppyle> oldtopman yes, but when i was tring to install this i had disabled my norton security/firewalls./
#5789 [23:53] <oldtopman> cppyle: Try giving the program and java full access
#5790 [23:53] <dagunn> cppyle i think its somthing making java crash coz it shows up in the bottom right of the bar when you put the mouse over the java icon it dissapears like it has crashed
#5791 [23:53] <MilesDoesItAll> Someone who is anwsering questions is this a good link to fix my GPU Driver Update http://edc.intel.com/Software/Downloads/IEGD
#5792 [23:53] <cppyle> oldtopman Exdero Im not trying to be rude. this is really my first time in a chat venue like this. if i need to wait for help i will be glad. let me know
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#5794 [23:54] <Exder0> Wow. My connection dropped -_-
#5795 [23:54] <oldtopman> cppyle: This has nothing to do with you, don't worry :P
#5796 [23:54] <MilesDoesItAll> Are exdero and exder0 the same person?
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#5798 [23:54] <Exder0> MilesDoesItAll: Yes. My connection dropped.
#5799 [23:54] <oldtopman> Exder0: /msg NickServ GHOST Exdero <yourpassword>
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#5801 [23:54] <MilesDoesItAll> Exder0 Ok will this link help me http://edc.intel.com/Software/Downloads/IEGD
#5802 [23:55] <cppyle> cppyle: Try giving the program and java full access" Assume i am an idiot when it comes to technical skills(because i am) what is that? how do i do it?
#5803 [23:55] <kebet> well Exder0, I'm restarting my computer
#5804 [23:55] <kebet> wish me luck :o
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#5806 [23:55] <Exder0> kebet: Alright. Good luck..
#5807 [23:55] <Conyers0184> Heya
#5808 [23:55] <MilesDoesItAll> kebet good luck
#5809 [23:55] <Exder0> Finally
#5810 [23:55] <kebet> after I run my backup
#5811 [23:56] <yoshi> Can anyone help me I made a custome painterlypack on painterlypack.net, created it, it downloaded, but I didnt get the .zip file. This is on Mac
#5812 [23:56] <Conyers0184> I am having some permissions issues with my Multiplay server, is anyone around that can look at the last bit of my log in pastebin?
#5813 [23:56] <kebet> gosh this back up is going to take foreverrrr
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#5815 [23:56] <Exdero> yoshi: You insert it into your texture pack folder..
#5816 [23:56] <oldtopman> Exdero: The command I gave you would have killed it >.>
#5817 [23:57] <MilesDoesItAll> Exder0
#5818 [23:57] * Exdero doubts it, seeing as far as I'm aware, you don't particularly like me.
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#5819 [23:57] <kebet> meh im skipping the backup
#5820 [23:57] <kebet> i'll just reinstall whole comp if it messes up
#5821 [23:57] <kebet> lol
#5822 [23:57] <kebet> brb
#5823 [23:57] <MilesDoesItAll> Exdero
#5824 [23:58] <oldtopman> Exdero: Trust me, its a real command that'll do that
#5825 [23:58] <oldtopman> go ask in #help
#5826 [23:58] <yoshi> Exerdo I have the thing that I get from the .zip file, but My pack wont show up for use unless the .zip file is in the texture packs file, which I didnt get from the download
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#5828 [23:58] <Conyers0184> I am having some permissions issues with my Multiplay server, is anyone around that can look at the last bit of my log in pastebin?
#5829 [23:58] <Exdero> yoshi: You need to put the whole file into the folder
#5830 [23:59] <Exdero> Conyers0184: I'll take a look
#5831 [23:59] <Conyers0184> Thanks! http://pastebin.com/Mt5v98Wr
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#5833 [23:59] <MilesDoesItAll> http://edc.intel.com/Software/Downloads/IEGD Will this help my GPU Update?