#MinecraftHelp > 2011-09-01
#1 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> Viper: being premium means you paid for the game.
#2 [00:00] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - How exactly did you update your video drivers?
#3 [00:00] <|Kiikun|> Viper: if your really having so much trouble paying, give friend the cash and have him buy you a giftcode
#4 [00:00] <Viper> ok so i just talk to my bank and tell them my problem and then it should fix it?
#5 [00:01] <GreyVulpine> Viper - Yes, hopefully.
#6 [00:01] <|Kiikun|> Viper: should
#7 [00:01] <Viper> but i tried it twice (purchasing). does that mean it charged me twice?
#8 [00:02] <GreyVulpine> Not necessarily. Not if the purchase never made it through
#9 [00:02] <|Kiikun|> Viper: which is why i said that if payment isnt taken out in a few days to try again :P
#10 [00:02] <Viper> but like i said before, whenever i retried it, it said that it was confirmed.
#11 [00:03] <frogaincia> whent to display and went to settings and then advands and then montidor and clicked update card
#12 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> The second page gives a 'purchase successful' even if the transaction failed in the first page. Don't trust it
#13 [00:03] <Viper> like it would say it wouldnt go through, and when i would start entering my info again it randomly went to the approval page.
#14 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Which is the wrong way of updating your video drivers. Windows Device manager will never give the latest video drivers
#15 [00:03] <GreyVulpine> frogaincia - Do you know what video card you have?
#16 [00:04] <Viper> ok so maybe i should just talk to the bank.
#17 [00:04] <Viper> ill try that.
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#19 [00:05] <R0achclip> Hello im currently the admin for a minecraft server and im having an issue with non pvp zones
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#21 [00:05] <GreyVulpine> R0achclip - If you're using a modded server, #bukkit would be the place to ask.
#22 [00:05] <R0achclip> when player attack with anything except a bow they get a non pvp error message
#23 [00:05] <R0achclip> players*
#24 [00:06] <R0achclip> but we dont want people to even be able to use a bow in non pvp areas
#25 [00:06] <R0achclip> so what im trying to say is bows are dealing damage in non pvp areas
#26 [00:06] <R0achclip> can anyone help
#27 [00:06] <GreyVulpine> We don't really give out support for server mods here, try #bukkit
#28 [00:07] <R0achclip> I appreciate the help GreyVulpine
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#30 [00:12] <wippler> hey i need help fixing bad video card what i could not update the video card what should i do?
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#32 [00:14] <wippler> please help!!!1
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#35 [00:28] <windigo77> Windows 7 - Cannot connect to minecraft.net - any ideas? My friend just payed for the game and now feels ripped off
#36 [00:28] <windigo77> any ideas?
#37 [00:28] <Wug> patience
#38 [00:28] <Wug> did you pirate it before
#39 [00:29] <Wug> whats your account name
#40 [00:29] <windigo77> his is "benfuckedyourmom" - we thought it was because his username had a swear word for a while
#41 [00:29] * AuBot kicked windigo77 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#43 [00:29] <xorcon> hello there
#44 [00:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> .. lol
#45 [00:30] * GreyVulpine blinks
#45 [00:30] <Wug> ... he quit already
#46 [00:30] <Wug> !paid benfuckedyourmom
#47 [00:30] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#50 [00:30] * GreyVulpine snickers
#50 [00:30] <Wug> was it paid?
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#52 [00:30] <GreyVulpine> Aubot didn't return anything
#53 [00:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> desnt hit paid :P the kick catches first
#54 [00:31] <GreyVulpine> http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=benfuckedyourmom
#55 [00:31] * AuBot kicked GreyVulpine from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#57 [00:31] <GreyVulpine> That returns true
#58 [00:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> and yes its premium
#59 [00:31] * GreyVulpine kicks Aubot
#59 [00:31] <Wug> why would anyone register an account called that
#60 [00:31] <Wug> what a dumbass
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#62 [00:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: troll. or just an idiot
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#64 [00:32] <xorcon> hey i have had minecraft dl for about a month now have not done anything with mods or anything but it will continue to crash on me
#65 [00:32] <xorcon> even the online version will not work any help ?
#66 [00:32] <GreyVulpine> Crash how? can you share any error reports with us via pastebin.com?
#67 [00:33] <xorcon> ?
#68 [00:33] <xorcon> i load up the game asks to sign in which i do i get the mojang pre title screen then black
#69 [00:33] <xorcon> all i get on both is a black screen nothing else i have waited a few min still nothing
#70 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> Try a reinstall of minecraft? Using windows?
#71 [00:34] <xorcon> yes windows
#72 [00:34] <xorcon> ok well i will try that
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#75 [00:34] <GreyVulpine> ??> xorcon win/reinst
#76 [00:34] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#77 [00:34] <VoxelHead> xorcon: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#78 [00:35] <Wug> xorcon: do you have any texture packs?
#79 [00:35] <xorcon> yes i have txt packs
#80 [00:35] <xorcon> keep those?
#81 [00:36] <Wug> did you install one recently
#82 [00:36] <xorcon> not recently
#83 [00:36] <Wug> and did minecraft crash right after you selected it
#84 [00:36] <xorcon> not right after only after i try to get to the main menu
#85 [00:37] <Wug> keep the packs but delete everything else (except saves))
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#88 [00:40] <xorcon> well that worked
#89 [00:40] <xorcon> cool thansk
#90 [00:40] <xorcon> any word on when 1.8 is on its way?
#91 [00:40] <GreyVulpine> Soon™
#92 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> xorcon: *coughValveTimecough*
#93 [00:41] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I told jeb to make minecraft handle bad texture packs by reverting to the default
#94 [00:41] <Wug> so hopefully that will cut our traffic in half after 1.8
#95 [00:41] <xorcon> ok i guess one last ? how easy is it to put mods on now ?
#96 [00:41] <|Kiikun|> :D
#97 [00:41] <Wug> xorcon: dont do it
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#99 [00:42] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, we'll see
#100 [00:42] <xorcon> y ot
#101 [00:42] <xorcon> not*
#102 [00:42] <|Kiikun|> ... *stabs ghost*
#103 [00:43] <Wug> not *ghosts ghost*?
#104 [00:44] <|Kiikun|> nah. stabbing is more fun. you get to take an ectoplasm shower :D
#105 [00:46] <JohnF> I see the warning not to use Java 1.7. I have that version installed. Is there a work around? I'm getting a "java.net.SocketException: Permission Denied: connect" error. :(
#106 [00:47] <Wug> JohnF: install the most recent version of 1.6
#107 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> JohnF - In the launcher?
#108 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> Hold up
#109 [00:47] <Wug> it is probably a firewall issue though
#110 [00:47] <GreyVulpine> ^
#111 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> JohnF: that sounds more like firewall/internet issue.
#112 [00:47] <|Kiikun|> :P
#113 [00:47] * |Kiikun| got ninjad
#113 [00:47] * Wug installs java 1.7
#113 [00:47] <JohnF> In the launcher I see that error when it tries to load the news page. Then I get it also during the install phase.
#114 [00:48] <GreyVulpine> Then yeah, it's a firewall issue
#115 [00:48] * |Kiikun| had 1.7 and downgraded.
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#116 [00:48] <JohnF> I'll check my firewall. Thanks for the lead.
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#119 [00:49] <Wug> jeb has fixed crashes on broken textures.
#120 [00:50] <GreyVulpine> Yay!
#121 [00:50] * Wug rejoices
#121 [00:51] * |Kiikun| cheers!
#121 [00:52] <|Kiikun|> so that means 1.8 will be coming out in the next few weeks, or he's just done with any texture pack changes (since he's releasing the ertain/items sheet)
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#123 [00:53] <|Kiikun|> wb windigo77 :P
#124 [00:53] <windigo77> this is me again from before. I got disconnected
#125 [00:53] * GreyVulpine kicks |Kiikun|
#125 [00:53] * |Kiikun| crys
#125 [00:53] <GreyVulpine> Mojang will release 1.8 when they're good and ready!
#126 [00:53] <|Kiikun|> i know they will :P
#127 [00:53] * |Kiikun| is just speculating like the rest of the Epileptic Trees
#127 [00:54] <|Kiikun|> mmm.... watermellon....
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#130 [00:55] <rumpler> my minecraft says im not premium and wont let me play th game
#131 [00:56] <rumpler> is someone going to help i dont know how to fix it
#132 [00:56] <|Kiikun|> rumpler: mcnet username?
#133 [00:56] <rumpler> mark
#134 [00:56] <|Kiikun|> !paid mark
#135 [00:56] <rumpler> yes
#136 [00:57] <|Kiikun|> it shouldnt be saying that then.
#137 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> Are you sure you're logging in with the username of "mark" then?
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#140 [00:57] <rumpler> well its actually mark07090 but even that doesnt work
#141 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> !paid mark07090
#142 [00:57] <GreyVulpine> That account is not marked as paid
#143 [00:57] <rumpler> hmm
#144 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> Only paid accounts are able to access minecraft beta
#145 [00:58] <rumpler> can you tell me what accounts are aid
#146 [00:58] <rumpler> paid
#147 [00:58] <GreyVulpine> What accounts do you use?
#148 [00:58] <rumpler> just mark07090 thats what i used to buy it but you said mark was paid
#149 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> "mark" is paid, not "mark07090"
#150 [00:59] <GreyVulpine> If you own "mark", then use that account to log in
#151 [00:59] <rumpler> ok ill try mark i think i know the password does it tell you there
#152 [01:00] <GreyVulpine> Try the password recovery for it at http://www.minecraft.net/forgotpass.jsp
#153 [01:00] <rumpler> ok thank you ill try it and if i have any more problems ill come back on
#154 [01:01] <JohnF> I checked my firewall and I don't see any rules that would stop the news page from updating. Do you know what URL it's trying to hit?
#155 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> JohnF - Yeah: http://mcupdate.tumblr.com/
#156 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> But more than likely, your firewall is blocking java from making a connection to the outside
#157 [01:02] <GreyVulpine> Try disabling it entirely to test
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#159 [01:06] <JohnF> Still have the same problem. :( BTW - If I choose login it tells me there are new updates available, so it appears to be getting a connection out. (Unless that is a bad assumption.)
#160 [01:07] <GreyVulpine> The Permission denied error in the news page is pretty indicative of a firewall blocking java/minecraft.
#161 [01:07] <JohnF> OK. I'll keep looking. Thanks for being patient.
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#163 [01:09] <Benjamin> I cannot log in. It doesn't get past the login screen. It says can't connect to minecraft.net
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#165 [01:10] <windigo77> btw ^^ is the friend i was talking about before i got disconnected
#166 [01:10] <kermit> Hey Guys
#167 [01:10] <kermit> I have a questino
#168 [01:10] <kermit> when i try loading up minecraft
#169 [01:10] <kermit> it says
#170 [01:10] <kermit> Done Loading
#171 [01:10] <kermit> and then stays on that bar
#172 [01:10] <kermit> guys
#173 [01:10] <kermit> Can anyone help?
#174 [01:13] <Benjamin> wtf why even have this chat open?
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#177 [01:20] <guest-0-67836> hello?
#178 [01:20] <|Kiikun|> hello
#179 [01:20] <guest-0-67836> anyone on?
#180 [01:20] <guest-0-67836> hi can you help me with a linux problem?
#181 [01:21] * |Kiikun| doesnt know linux all that well
#181 [01:22] <guest-0-67836> I was just wondering if there is a way to download a file from a localhost via putty ssh
#182 [01:23] <|Kiikun|> um... localhost = computer sending the connection. aka loopback
#183 [01:24] <|Kiikun|> and ssh depends on if sshd is running on the target computer and you can log in with permissions to access the file...
#184 [01:24] <|Kiikun|> but.. um... file transfer via putty...?
#185 [01:24] * |Kiikun| uses proftpd for files :P but think an ftp client can connect by ssh the same way
#185 [01:25] <guest-0-67836> like i have a minecraft world on my laptop, and i want to put it on my linux server
#186 [01:27] <|Kiikun|> guest-0-67836: for other to access or to play on the server? (as a SERVER, or play game using server?)
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#188 [01:29] <bernard> i need help fixing my minecraft
#189 [01:30] <bernard> i dont know what to do wene i get a bad video card
#190 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> Update your video drivers
#191 [01:30] <|Kiikun|> bernard: you update your video drivers.
#192 [01:30] * |Kiikun| cruses about getting ninjad again!
#192 [01:30] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#192 [01:31] * |Kiikun| sighs and goes back to poking around runescape
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#193 [01:35] <mib_mbtdy6> hello??
#194 [01:35] <mib_mbtdy6> i need help
#195 [01:35] <mib_mbtdy6> can som won help?
#196 [01:36] <mib_mbtdy6> HELLOOO
#197 [01:36] <JohnF> Hello.
#198 [01:36] <mib_mbtdy6> hi
#199 [01:36] <mib_mbtdy6> i have a problem
#200 [01:36] <JohnF> I'm not sure I can help, but there are people here.
#201 [01:36] <JohnF> I'm here with my own problem. :(
#202 [01:36] <mib_mbtdy6> can u help polz?
#203 [01:37] <mib_mbtdy6> when i log in it says login failed like all the time i got the game like 5 hours ago and stiil problem
#204 [01:37] <GreyVulpine> Login Failed means your username/password is being entered wrong. Ensure it's being typed correctly
#205 [01:38] <mib_mbtdy6> wat the ok
#206 [01:38] <mib_mbtdy6> thx
#207 [01:38] <mib_mbtdy6> brb lemme try
#208 [01:38] <mib_mbtdy6> brb
#209 [01:38] <JohnF> Is there a way to force minecraft to use Java 1.6 on Windows?
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#211 [01:39] <JohnF> I ask because I wrote a quick Java program. When I use JRE6 it can connect just fine, when I switch to JRE7 it fails.
#212 [01:39] <mib_kznwid> k
#213 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> Probably is. Don't know how myself. Would most likely be better off uninstalling 1.7
#214 [01:39] <|Kiikun|> ??> JohnF win/launch
#215 [01:39] <VoxelHead> JohnF: (win/launch) If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#216 [01:39] <VoxelHead> JohnF: (win/launch) Windows Launch Script: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat
#217 [01:40] <|Kiikun|> JohnF: just a base to get started :P
#218 [01:40] <mib_kznwid> hi i still cant get my minecraft to work its says my profle is not premium even though i just bought the game
#219 [01:40] <mib_mbtdy6> u have to wait at least an hour
#220 [01:41] <mib_mbtdy6> to make it register to make premiam
#221 [01:41] <mib_mbtdy6> oops
#222 [01:41] <mib_kznwid> i did
#223 [01:41] <mib_mbtdy6> i mean premium
#224 [01:41] <mib_mbtdy6> oh
#225 [01:41] <JohnF> Thanks. I'll try that and let you know.
#226 [01:41] <mib_kznwid> i rejestured bought the game and when i went to play it it said failed try again and unistalled and player is not premium
#227 [01:42] <|Kiikun|> ?? payment
#228 [01:42] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#229 [01:42] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#230 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> mib_kznwid - Ensure that the transaction went through on your end. Check with whatever you used to pay for the game, and see if there's a record of payment going to Mojang AB
#231 [01:43] <mib_kznwid> ok thank you
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#234 [01:52] <rumpler> minecraft keeps on crashing after a minute or so
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#237 [01:53] <JohnF> The batch file worked great after I put in the full path to my jre6 install! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
#238 [01:53] <rumpler> help!
#239 [01:53] <rumpler> please!
#240 [01:53] <NightmareFH> Lately, my Minecraft seems to be running into a lot of memory problems. Specifically, blocks will appear to have been mined, drop a resource block, but not actually disappear. I know that I just have to restart, but what's the root cause of this problem?
#241 [01:54] <rumpler> A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#242 [01:54] <rumpler> EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x7722258f, pid=4600, tid=3636
#243 [01:56] <rumpler> :( i've been trying to get help for a month
#244 [01:56] <Wug> ??> rumpler win/dxdiag
#245 [01:56] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#246 [01:56] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#247 [01:57] <rumpler> thx i'll try :)
#248 [01:58] <rumpler> win key is wat?
#249 [01:58] <Wug> ??> rumpler win/key
#250 [01:58] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#251 [02:02] <rumpler> won't paste into pastebin
#252 [02:02] <Wug> you did copy first right?
#253 [02:02] <rumpler> yes
#254 [02:03] <Wug> ... try copying again
#255 [02:03] <rumpler> it pasted
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#258 [02:05] <rumpler> after submit do I copy the web adress?
#259 [02:05] <Wug> yes
#260 [02:05] <Shaalena> when i open it minecraft it wont let me play offline....?
#261 [02:05] <Shaalena> it says "Not Downloded"
#262 [02:05] <Wug> Shaalena: account name please
#263 [02:05] <Shaalena> ShaalenaDeer
#264 [02:06] <Wug> !paid ShaalenaDeer
#265 [02:06] <rumpler> IRC channel?
#266 [02:06] <Wug> theres your problem. buy the game
#267 [02:06] <Wug> rumpler: that is ths
#268 [02:06] <Wug> we are speaking in it
#269 [02:07] <Shaalena> still... i can play offline cant I ?
#270 [02:07] <rumpler> http://pastebin.com/JSsMnDkf
#271 [02:07] <Wug> Shaalena: no
#272 [02:07] <GreyVulpine> Shaalena - No. Minecraft beta requires a paid for account, whether you're playing offline or multiplayer
#273 [02:07] <Shaalena> hm....
#274 [02:07] <Shaalena> alrighty.... thanks :)
#275 [02:08] <Wug> ugh I hate windows vista
#276 [02:08] <Wug> you cant tell if its 32 bit or 64 bit from the dxdiag >:(
#277 [02:08] <Wug> but it looks to be 32 bit
#278 [02:08] <rumpler> yup
#279 [02:08] <Wug> minecraft runs out of memory a lot on 32 bit systems
#280 [02:09] <rumpler> ok
#281 [02:09] <Wug> it will hopefully be fixed in 1.8
#282 [02:09] <Wug> there isnt much you can do
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#284 [02:10] <rumpler> it crashes every minute. it didn't use to crash and it was on the exact same version
#285 [02:12] <rumpler> why does it now?
#286 [02:14] <rumpler> is there anything i can do?
#287 [02:15] <rumpler> Wug?
#288 [02:16] <Wug> how long ago was it when it didnt crash
#289 [02:17] <rumpler> 3 weeks
#290 [02:17] <Wug> have you restarted the computer in a while? -.- it is windows vista
#291 [02:17] <rumpler> every day
#292 [02:17] <Wug> normally I try not to give voodoo advice but given that -.-
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#294 [02:18] <Wug> updated or downgraded java or video drivers since it stopped working normally?
#295 [02:18] <Wug> install any mods?
#296 [02:18] <Wug> texture packs?
#297 [02:18] <rumpler> no
#298 [02:18] * |Kiikun| blames the ghost of Herobrine.
#298 [02:18] <Wug> is java up to date?
#299 [02:18] <rumpler> yup
#300 [02:19] <Wug> then you updated java recently
#301 [02:19] <rumpler> yes
#302 [02:19] <Wug> I just asked if you did and you said no
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#304 [02:20] <rumpler> sorry i meant no to mods and texture packs. i updated it after it started to crash
#305 [02:22] <rumpler> i updated it again today but it still crashes
#306 [02:22] <Wug> you didnt do anything else with it at all before then? typically crashes start when you break something by accident
#307 [02:23] <rumpler> not that i know of
#308 [02:23] <Wug> try force updating
#309 [02:23] <rumpler> ?
#310 [02:23] <Wug> ??> rumpler forceupdate
#311 [02:23] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#312 [02:23] <VoxelHead> rumpler: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#315 [02:24] <rumpler> will my world be ok?
#316 [02:24] * mib_m5fkl7 [mib_m5fkl7@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#317 [02:24] <Wug> yes
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#319 [02:24] <mib_m5fkl7> hey um i need help
#320 [02:24] <rumpler> i'll try
#321 [02:25] <Wug> ??> mib_m5fkl7 ww
#322 [02:25] <VoxelHead> mib_m5fkl7: (ww) Help you with what?
#323 [02:25] <mib_m5fkl7> i cant open minecraft it says my open gl this doesnt work
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#325 [02:25] <Wug> ??> mib_m5fkl7 win/dxdiag
#326 [02:25] <VoxelHead> mib_m5fkl7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#327 [02:25] <VoxelHead> mib_m5fkl7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#328 [02:25] <mib_m5fkl7> ??
#329 [02:26] <Wug> read and follow the directions
#330 [02:26] <mib_m5fkl7> yeah ive got no idea what your talking about sorry
#331 [02:27] <Wug> are you on a windows computer
#332 [02:27] <mib_m5fkl7> i try open minecraft and it says i got a bad video card driver..
#333 [02:27] <mib_m5fkl7> windows 7
#334 [02:27] <Wug> ??> mib_m5fkl7 win/dxdiag
#335 [02:27] <VoxelHead> mib_m5fkl7: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#336 [02:27] <VoxelHead> mib_m5fkl7: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#337 [02:27] <Wug> do exactly as vox says
#338 [02:27] <Wug> starting at the beginning, and moving forward until you get to the end
#339 [02:28] <whidgle> hi i just updated my video game card and it still wont let me go on minecraft it says i have a bad video game card or something like that can someone help
#340 [02:28] <whidgle> windows xp
#341 [02:28] <Wug> ??> whidgle win/dxdiag
#342 [02:28] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#343 [02:29] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#344 [02:29] <whidgle> no one can help me at all?
#345 [02:29] <Wug> ??> whidgle win/dxdiag
#346 [02:29] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#347 [02:29] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#348 [02:29] <whidgle> voxelhead who are u talking to?
#349 [02:29] <Wug> thats an instruction, follow it
#350 [02:30] <Wug> whidgle: if someone puts your name at the beginning of a message, it means they're talking to you
#351 [02:30] <Wug> whidgle: if someone puts someone elses name at the beginning of a message, it means they're talking to someone else
#352 [02:30] <whidgle> oh okay thanks
#353 [02:30] <Wug> ??> whidgle win/dxdiag
#354 [02:30] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#355 [02:30] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#356 [02:31] <Wug> also vox is a bot
#357 [02:31] <whidgle> oh
#358 [02:31] <rumpler> Wug, sorry to interrupt. It saids it's updating but it's not loading
#359 [02:32] <Wug> rumpler: redownload the launcher
#360 [02:32] <Wug> !client
#361 [02:32] <Wug> we have many bots
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#363 [02:34] <GreyVulpine> That's what I keep saying...
#364 [02:34] <rumpler> replace it?
#365 [02:34] <Wug> rumpler: sure
#366 [02:35] <Wug> GreyVulpine: "I have an idea, I'll make another bot that does everything all the other ones do!" bots++
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#368 [02:35] <Wug> and who says bots are bad
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#371 [02:36] <whidgle> i dont understand what to do about the bad video card drivers
#372 [02:36] <RiGi> Wug: i'm using eggdrop + calc plugin..it's storing everything what you say to him
#373 [02:36] <Wug> ??> whidgle win/dxdiag
#374 [02:36] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#375 [02:36] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#376 [02:36] <Wug> do that ^
#377 [02:36] <Wug> RiGi: which bot is yours
#378 [02:37] <whidgle> voxel i dont understand what u are talking about
#379 [02:37] <Wug> whidgle: read the directions
#380 [02:37] <Wug> read the whole thing
#381 [02:37] <RiGi> Wug: we have it on our own ircserver
#382 [02:37] <Wug> then read them again
#383 [02:37] <Wug> then read them again
#384 [02:37] <RiGi> for our game servers
#385 [02:37] <Wug> then read them a forth time
#386 [02:37] <Wug> then do everything vox says, one thing at a time, in order.
#387 [02:37] <whidgle> what the hell is win/dxdiag
#388 [02:38] <Wug> the name of the factoid
#389 [02:38] <whidgle> how do i get to that?
#390 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#391 [02:38] <Wug> think of it as a title. its not part of the instructions
#392 [02:38] <Wug> GreyVulpine: lol
#393 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#394 [02:38] <GreyVulpine> That better?
#395 [02:38] * Wug cs clear users
#395 [02:39] * Wug sets ban on *!*@*
#395 [02:39] <whidgle> whats win+r key?
#396 [02:39] * Wug suicides
#396 [02:39] <Wug> ??> whidgle win/key
#397 [02:39] <VoxelHead> whidgle: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#398 [02:39] <whidgle> got it lol
#399 [02:39] <nullscan> Anyone know of an issue to where i can't get my pc to log in through the first screen? Just locks up and doesn't do anything. It works on my laptop on the same network, just not on my pc
#400 [02:39] <Wug> ??> nullscan forceupdate
#401 [02:39] <VoxelHead> nullscan: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#402 [02:39] <VoxelHead> nullscan: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#403 [02:40] <nullscan> Cheers
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#405 [02:40] <rumpler> Wug, i forced an update
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#407 [02:40] <Wug> rumpler: does it work now
#408 [02:41] <mib_e2xlst> i just got minecraft and it wont work
#409 [02:41] <rumpler> it crashed again :(
#410 [02:41] <mib_e2xlst> whats that mean?
#411 [02:41] <Wug> rumpler: do you have a ! in your wundows username
#412 [02:41] <Wug> windows*
#413 [02:41] <mib_e2xlst> me?
#414 [02:41] <Wug> is your name rumpler
#415 [02:41] <mib_e2xlst> no
#416 [02:42] <Wug> then no, not you.
#417 [02:42] <rumpler> no
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#419 [02:42] <mib_e2xlst> sorry idk whos talking 2 who
#420 [02:42] <Wug> rumpler: can you update your video driver
#421 [02:42] <Wug> mib_e2xlst: if we're talking to you, we'll say your name
#422 [02:43] <rumpler> i'm not sure, how?
#423 [02:43] <mib_e2xlst> can someone just tell me y when i start mine craft its just a black blank screen?
#424 [02:43] <nullscan> Huh, no love with the force update, still sitting on the Launcher with 'Logging in...'
#425 [02:44] <Wug> rumpler: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html
#426 [02:44] <rumpler> i'll try
#427 [02:44] <H3> can anyone help me get my game loaded so that I can play it? I purchased it last Sunday and still can't play online.
#428 [02:44] <Wug> nullscan: is java up to date
#429 [02:44] <nullscan> Yep, just did that.
#430 [02:44] <Wug> H3: have you ever pirated minecraft before>
#431 [02:44] <mib_e2xlst> i just bought it and it wont work for me
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#433 [02:45] <Wug> nullscan: try disabling all firewalls. if it works afterwards, its a firewall issue
#434 [02:45] <Wug> ??> mib_e2xlst win/dxdiag
#435 [02:45] <VoxelHead> mib_e2xlst: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#436 [02:45] <nullscan> Rog
#437 [02:45] <VoxelHead> mib_e2xlst: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#438 [02:45] <H3> no ... i tried the free version for a while and wanted to play online \
#439 [02:46] <GreyVulpine> So, that's a "yes" to pirating minecraft?
#440 [02:46] <H3> i guess
#441 [02:46] <GreyVulpine> And what's the error message you get when you try to log in? Can't connect to minecraft.net?
#442 [02:47] <H3> can't connect to server
#443 [02:47] <H3> time out
#444 [02:47] <GreyVulpine> When connecting to a multiplayer server?
#445 [02:48] <H3> yes
#446 [02:48] <Silent_Samurai> H3, that probably means it down...
#447 [02:48] <GreyVulpine> ^
#448 [02:49] <Silent_Samurai> Or they owner did portforward right...
#449 [02:49] <Silent_Samurai> (Not sure how, its so easy)
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#451 [02:49] <H3> right now I just get the blank white screen
#452 [02:50] <Silent_Samurai> What server are you trying to join?
#453 [02:51] <H3> okay ... to tell you the truth I don't know what I am doing
#454 [02:51] <H3> right now everything seems to be freezing
#455 [02:51] <H3> i can't even have the game up while chatting
#456 [02:52] <whidgle> okay that pastebin thing dosent work so i dont know what to do
#457 [02:53] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - Did you follow everything in those instructions? If you did, you would've known to give us the link to the pastebin site
#458 [02:53] <mib_e2xlst> ok so that didnt help can anyone give me a real solution to y my minecraft isnt working?
#459 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_e2xlst - Well, what exactly is wrong?
#460 [02:54] <GreyVulpine> How is minecraft "not working"?
#461 [02:54] <whidgle> okay ill try again but is this going to get me on minecraft for sure or is it a 50/50 cance?
#462 [02:55] <Silent_Samurai> Dude, its not like your paying us.
#463 [02:55] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - The pastebin thing is not a solution. It's a way for us to see what computer specs you have, so that we know what is wrong
#464 [02:55] <GreyVulpine> Pasting something on pastebin is not a 'fix'
#465 [02:55] <|Kiikun|> though id love to be payed just to sit here and play games :P
#466 [02:55] <GreyVulpine> Wouldn't we all
#467 [02:55] <whidgle> oh
#468 [02:55] <rymate1234> ^^
#469 [02:55] <mib_e2xlst> i bought mindcraft just a few mins ago and everytime i login 2 play it just goes black
#470 [02:56] <Silent_Samurai> When you log into minecraft, or a server?
#471 [02:57] <mib_e2xlst> minecraft launcher
#472 [02:57] <Silent_Samurai> Herm.
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#474 [02:57] <Silent_Samurai> Force update?
#475 [02:57] <nullscan> It's baffling that my laptop can get past the launcher and my pc can't. Still fiddling though. Firewalls look good, Forced update, etc
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#477 [02:58] <mib_e2xlst> yried still doesnt
#478 [02:58] <Rumpler> Wub!!!!!!!!!?????????
#479 [02:58] <mib_e2xlst> i tried
#480 [02:58] <rymate1234> LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#482 [02:58] <whidgle> okay do i have to log into paste bin to paste something?
#483 [02:58] <Silent_Samurai> What just happened?
#484 [02:58] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - No
#485 [02:58] <rymate1234> lol
#486 [02:59] <GreyVulpine> VoxelHead's muting people for being spammy
#487 [02:59] <Silent_Samurai> Haha.
#488 [02:59] <Rumpler> where's Wub?
#489 [02:59] <rymate1234> afk
#490 [02:59] <mib_e2xlst> plz help
#491 [02:59] <mib_e2xlst> =(
#492 [03:00] <GreyVulpine> mib_e2xlst - What operating system are you on?
#493 [03:00] <mib_e2xlst> vista 67
#494 [03:00] <Silent_Samurai> 67?
#495 [03:01] <whidgle> why is this so difficult to paste something on pasted bin!
#496 [03:01] <GreyVulpine> Alright then. Uninstall and reinstall java from your system. You can uninstall java from your windows control panel. Look for "programs and features" in vista. The latest java can be found at www.java.com
#497 [03:01] <mib_e2xlst> something like that
#498 [03:01] <Silent_Samurai> whidgle, Try pastie.org
#499 [03:01] <Wug> who's wub
#500 [03:01] <Wug> why do people call me that
#501 [03:01] <GreyVulpine> No Wub for Wug
#502 [03:01] <Silent_Samurai> Wug, thats what I thought when I saw it,
#503 [03:01] <|Kiikun|> rofl
#504 [03:02] * Wug configured client to attempt kick for saying 'wub'
#504 [03:02] <Silent_Samurai> :D
#505 [03:02] <RiGi> Wug: because they don't know tab usage
#506 [03:02] * Wug joins #dubstep
#506 [03:02] <Wug> * #dubstep empty
#507 [03:02] <Silent_Samurai> Not anymore.
#508 [03:02] * Contex [Contex@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#509 [03:03] <Silent_Samurai> <-- Wug has kicked Wug from #dubstep (wub)
#510 [03:03] <Silent_Samurai> Alright...
#511 [03:04] <mib_e2xlst> i have the update java
#512 [03:05] <GreyVulpine> Did you uninstall java completely before reinstalling it?
#513 [03:05] <mib_e2xlst> no i updated it
#514 [03:05] <whidgle> i need help i got a bad video card driver and i dont know what to do
#515 [03:06] <RiGi> do you have hammer? :)
#516 [03:06] <GreyVulpine> I didn't suggest uninstalling java for nothing. Uninstalling java before reinstalling it ensures a clean, fresh install, where you can be sure no lingering bad files remain
#517 [03:06] <Silent_Samurai> whidgle, we told you what to do. But you don't seem to want to do it.
#518 [03:06] * Wug formats GreyVulpine
#518 [03:06] * Wug reinstalls a fresh version of GreyVulpine 2.7
#518 [03:07] <whidgle> i cant because i have no clue what to do
#519 [03:07] <whidgle> !!!!
#520 [03:07] <Wug> whidgle: we're still waiting for your dxdiag
#521 [03:07] * GreyVulpine dd if=/dev/zero of=/Wug/
#521 [03:07] <whidgle> i read it over and over but i have no clue what to do
#522 [03:07] <rymate1234> whidgle, did you paste the dxdiag?
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#524 [03:08] <whidgle> cant paste bin wont let me paste it
#525 [03:08] <Wug> it tells you exactly what to do. it tells you what to press and where to do so, there is no generality
#526 [03:08] <rymate1234> whidgle, what comes up when you try to paste it?
#527 [03:08] <Wug> whidgle: there is a box. paste into the box -.-
#528 [03:08] <whidgle> oh
#529 [03:08] <rymate1234> lol
#530 [03:09] <Wug> GreyVulpine: access denied.
#531 [03:09] <rymate1234> ITS KINDA OBVIOUS
#532 [03:09] <Wug> ^^^^^^^
#533 [03:09] <GreyVulpine> sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/Wug/ >.>
#534 [03:09] <Wug> GreyVulpine: >.>: unrecognized flag
#535 [03:09] <rymate1234> rm -rf *
#536 [03:09] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug
#536 [03:10] * RiGi : Permission denied
#536 [03:10] <Silent_Samurai> rymate1234, sudo rm -rf ~
#537 [03:10] <Wug> !kick Silent_Samurai dont do that
#538 [03:10] * AuBot kicked Silent_Samurai from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Uh oh! Looks like someone should have read the rules! (Issued by Wug with reason: dont do that))
#539 [03:10] <rymate1234> sudo rm -rf /
#540 [03:10] * AuBot kicked rymate1234 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please do not try tricking people with that.)
#541 [03:10] * GreyVulpine snickers
#541 [03:10] <nullscan> Aha! Thanks guys, java was my culprit
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#543 [03:10] <rymate1234> :(
#544 [03:10] * Silent_Samurai [Silent_Samurai@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#545 [03:11] <Wug> GreyVulpine: not snrks?
#546 [03:11] * GreyVulpine kicks Wug again
#546 [03:12] <whidgle> OKAY i pasted the text into the bax a submited it now what?
#547 [03:13] <GreyVulpine> whidgle - What is the address at the top of your browser?
#548 [03:13] * mib_hrwrni [mib_hrwrni@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#549 [03:13] <whidgle> http://pastebin.com/cKtA8s8m
#550 [03:13] <GreyVulpine> Hmm..
#551 [03:13] * GreyVulpine pokes Wug
#551 [03:14] <GreyVulpine> Am I reading that right?
#552 [03:14] <whidgle> YA...
#553 [03:14] <rymate1234> Memory: 320MB RAM
#554 [03:14] <rymate1234> Can't play minecraft with that little lot
#555 [03:14] <GreyVulpine> No video drivers installed.
#556 [03:14] <whidgle> oh
#557 [03:15] <GreyVulpine> System looks like it's pre-2000 era
#558 [03:15] <rymate1234> ^
#559 [03:15] <whidgle> it says i have one wene i update it
#560 [03:15] <GreyVulpine> Sorry whidgle, but the news is, that computer will not run minecraft.
#561 [03:15] <Silent_Samurai> OMG
#562 [03:15] <whidgle> damit
#563 [03:15] <Silent_Samurai> Memory: 320MB RAM
#564 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> You'd be better off trying a different, more recent computer.
#565 [03:16] * Silent_Samurai runs away screaming...
#565 [03:16] <whidgle> oh i have another 2010 model
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#567 [03:16] <rymate1234> whidgle, try on that
#568 [03:16] <GreyVulpine> Then use that one whidgle.
#569 [03:16] <whidgle> and its having that same problem
#570 [03:16] <rymate1234> ._.
#571 [03:16] <rymate1234> do the dxdiag of that
#572 [03:16] <Wug> whidgle: do a dxdiag fr ... ^
#573 [03:17] <Wug> same steps
#574 [03:17] <whidgle> k
#575 [03:17] * Wug lols at dxdiag
#575 [03:17] <GreyVulpine> Device identifier shows it as a geforce mx of some sort.
#576 [03:20] <Thrae> Wow, I have ramdisks that are larger than 320MB nowadays.
#577 [03:20] <rymate1234> Tbh, I have a desktop which is worse than that
#578 [03:20] <rymate1234> thankfully, my laptop is much better :D
#579 [03:21] <Thrae> Might be a good system to try TinyXP on...still not going to play Minecraft
#580 [03:22] * Wug magically sets mode +S wug
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#582 [03:23] <schnozzle> hi i uninstalled and reinstalled java and my minecraft still doesnt work
#583 [03:24] <welbe> i need help my minecraft isent orking
#584 [03:24] * rymate1234 is getting a dxdiag of his old desktop
#584 [03:24] <welbe> working
#585 [03:24] <Thrae> schnozzle: What seems to be the problem? Are you getting an error message?
#586 [03:24] <Thrae> welbe: What's the problem?
#587 [03:25] <welbe> yes bad video game driver
#588 [03:25] <Thrae> welbe: This usually indicates your video card and/or video card drivers don't support OpenGL properly. Do you know how to update your video card drivers?
#589 [03:26] <welbe> i did tons of times already
#590 [03:26] <welbe> and this is a new computer
#591 [03:26] <Thrae> welbe: Windows?
#592 [03:26] <schnozzle> no i login and get a black screen
#593 [03:26] <welbe> ya
#594 [03:27] <Thrae> ??> welbe win/dxdiag
#595 [03:27] <VoxelHead> welbe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#596 [03:27] <VoxelHead> welbe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#597 [03:27] <Thrae> schnozzle: Have you installed any mods?
#598 [03:27] <Thrae> Or texture packs?
#599 [03:27] <welbe> no i just started
#600 [03:27] <Thrae> welbe: Was talking to schnozzle -- I want *you* to give me a dxdiag
#601 [03:28] <welbe> k
#602 [03:28] <schnozzle> huh?
#603 [03:29] <schnozzle> no i just got it 2day
#604 [03:30] <welbe> http://pastebin.com/AqHWz0hE
#605 [03:30] <welbe> there
#606 [03:31] * rymate1234 cannot get his dxdiag :(
#606 [03:32] <welbe> grey or wug can u check out my dxdiag
#607 [03:33] <schnozzle> can someone help me plz
#608 [03:34] <Thrae> welbe: Hmm those are Microsoft-supplied drivers. Have you tried the drivers from ati.com?
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#610 [03:36] <Thrae> schnozzle: Is this Windows?
#611 [03:36] <schnozzle> yes vista
#612 [03:36] <Thrae> ??> schnozzle win/reinst
#613 [03:36] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#614 [03:36] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#615 [03:37] <slimer> thrae
#616 [03:37] <slimer> i need help getting on minecraft it says bad video card drivers
#617 [03:38] <Thrae> slimer: You were welbe?
#618 [03:38] <slimer> ya
#619 [03:39] <Thrae> Wug: Hey, did I tell you I got confirmation that "Wug: Hey, did I tell you I got confirmation that the "-Dorg.lwjgl.opengl.Display.allowSoftwareOpenGL=true" will get past the "pixel acceleration" error? Low FPS, of course, but its playable.
#620 [03:39] <Thrae> slimer: <Thrae> welbe: Hmm those are Microsoft-supplied drivers. Have you tried the drivers from ati.com?
#621 [03:39] <schnozzle> still doesnt work
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#623 [03:39] <Wug> Thrae: it only works in some cases
#624 [03:40] <slimer> no
#625 [03:40] <Thrae> slimer: Latest drivers from ati.com are from 2010, and yours are from 2009 and from Microsoft (ATI drivers from Microsoft don't always support OpenGL needed by Minecraft)
#626 [03:40] <guest-0-68008> anyone available to help me get minecraft working on my computer?
#627 [03:40] <Thrae> Wug: Yeah, it doesn't *force* software rendering unfortunately (there's no way to do that with LWJGL)
#628 [03:41] <slimer> so...
#629 [03:41] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: What seems to be the problem?
#630 [03:41] <Thrae> slimer: So go to ati.com and get the latest drivers for the ATI Radeon X series (X330)
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#632 [03:41] <slimer> k
#633 [03:41] <guest-0-68008> i purchased the game after playing the free version for a while and it won't let me connect to a server that my friend is using so that we can play on line together.
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#635 [03:42] <guest-0-68008> do I need to delete anything from my computer before trying to download the purchased version?
#636 [03:42] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: Was this "free version" the in-browser version that you play through a browser? (Classic)
#637 [03:42] <guest-0-68008> I don't know ... how can I tell?
#638 [03:42] <rymate1234> guest-0-68008, what comes up when you try to connect
#639 [03:42] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: You play that version through a browser (Internet Explorer, Safari, Firefox, etc.)
#640 [03:42] <guest-0-68008> can't connect to server ... timed out
#641 [03:43] <rymate1234> server is down then
#642 [03:43] <Thrae> What's the server address?
#643 [03:44] <guest-0-68008> 192.168.2.109:25565
#644 [03:44] <frogonia> my minecraft just keeps crashing and its only started to do this today help plz
#645 [03:44] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: Unfortunately it seems your friend doesn't understand IP addresses -- 192.168.x.x is LAN-only, meaning people on the Internet cannot connect to it
#646 [03:45] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: It's known as a "private" address
#647 [03:45] <guest-0-68008> oh ...
#648 [03:45] <slimer> cant get on ati.com
#649 [03:45] <guest-0-68008> so what should I be connecting to
#650 [03:45] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: Tell your friend to go to whatismyip.com and give you that
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#652 [03:45] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: Your friend is not on the same network as you, right? You don't use the same connection to the Internet/live together/etc.?
#653 [03:46] <Thrae> slimer: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_vista64.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#654 [03:46] <guest-0-68008> okay ... i'll have to do that tomorrow
#655 [03:46] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: If your friend has trouble opening ports on his/her router, tell them to go to portforward.com
#656 [03:46] <schnozzle> i cant believe i wasted 22 dollars
#657 [03:46] <guest-0-68008> not the same connection
#658 [03:47] <Thrae> guest-0-68008: Yeah, so your friend will have to give you his IP address (which he can get from whatismyip.com) and make sure its port forwarded correctly (which portforward.com can help with)
#659 [03:47] <Thrae> ??> schnozzle win/javara
#660 [03:47] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#661 [03:47] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#662 [03:48] <Thrae> ??> schnozzle win/dxdiag
#663 [03:48] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#664 [03:48] <VoxelHead> schnozzle: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#665 [03:50] <slimer> so should this work after i downlad it?
#666 [03:50] <guest-0-68008> I was copying your instructions so that I knew what to ask tomoorw
#667 [03:50] <guest-0-68008> is there anything that I should delete from my computer from using the free version?
#668 [03:50] <rymate1234> guest-0-68008, Nope
#669 [03:51] <guest-0-68008> okay ... thanks
#670 [03:51] <rymate1234> They are seperate versions stored in seperate areas
#671 [03:51] <guest-0-68008> I will give this a try tomorrow and see if I have any better success ... otherwise I will be back next week ... heading out for the long weekend
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#675 [04:01] <schnozzle> http://pastebin.com/Dq9RBsjd
#676 [04:01] <schnozzle> there i did it plz help lol
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#678 [04:04] <mib_k0zwfd> my minecraft just crashes for no reason
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#680 [04:05] <|Kiikun|> mib: nothing crash.... and ok leave..
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#683 [04:07] <curmet> hi
#684 [04:07] <Thrae> schnozzle: Did you run JavaRa and reinstall Java?
#685 [04:07] <schnozzle> can anyone help me?
#686 [04:07] <Thrae> You have to be patient, schnozzle
#687 [04:07] <schnozzle> http://pastebin.com/Dq9RBsjd
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#689 [04:08] <schnozzle> ok cool sorry
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#691 [04:08] <schnozzle> didnt relize anyone was helping me
#692 [04:09] * |Kiikun| has JUST realized how to convert forceware version into driver version~.~
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#693 [04:10] <Thrae> |Kiikun|: Yeah, unfortunately, that doesn't always work with OEM driver versions added into the mix
#694 [04:10] <|Kiikun|> schnozzle: your video drivers are up to date according to dell release. try doign an update at nvidia.com?
#695 [04:10] <schnozzle> yes i did
#696 [04:10] <HowToChat> On the MultiPlayer Mode, is there any filtering on the Chat ability? (Young son wants to play, but not sure I want him Chatting with the entire world!)
#697 [04:11] <Thrae> schnozzle: http://www.nvidia.com/object/notebook-win7-winvista-280.26-whql-driver.html
#698 [04:11] <|Kiikun|> HowToChat: that would be a server mod if anything.
#699 [04:12] <Thrae> HowToChat: No, not unless someone made a mod for it. There are server mods which can do it, but that would of course be on the server.
#700 [04:12] <HowToChat> Thanks. Can the ability to Chat be disabled?
#701 [04:12] <Thrae> HowToChat: Using bukkit for the server would probably be easiest
#702 [04:12] <Thrae> Not without modding
#703 [04:12] <|Kiikun|> HowToChat: nope. that woudl be a mod and not sure of anyones goen and made such a mod.
#704 [04:13] <HowToChat> OK. Unfortunately I don't have the savvy (nor the hardware) to setup a server.
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#706 [04:13] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: test something for me. ask when minecraft 1.8 is coming out
#707 [04:14] <Thrae> HowToChat: Disabling Chat altogether isn't a good idea with Multiplayer because servers have rules and your young son would have to follow those rules too. So a better idea would be a server that restricts it to just ops/mods.
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#709 [04:14] <Thrae> HowToChat: You wouldn't want your young son banned from servers because he's buildings in places he shouldn't
#710 [04:14] <Thrae> *building
#711 [04:14] <Thrae> When is Minecraft 1.8 coming out?
#712 [04:14] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#713 [04:14] <|Kiikun|> >:D
#714 [04:15] <Thrae> When is Minecraft version ONE dot EIGHT coming out?
#715 [04:15] <|Kiikun|> it triggers on 'when' and '1.8'
#716 [04:15] <Thrae> When I saw that girl, man, she was like a 1.8
#717 [04:15] <HowToChat> Not sure I understand the connection between "building in places he shoudln't" and Chatting?
#718 [04:15] <|Kiikun|> then disables for 20 minutes
#719 [04:15] <HowToChat> *shouldn't
#720 [04:16] <Thrae> HowToChat: Well, if he was building in places he shouldn't, the ops/mods could tell him in chat, "You can't build there."
#721 [04:16] <|Kiikun|> HowToChat: if you completely block chatting and an op is telling you not to build somewhere, yo dont see it an WHAM banhammer.
#722 [04:16] <HowToChat> Gotcha. Thanks.
#723 [04:16] <Thrae> There may also be other rules, like no TNT usage, even if it's allowed as a craftable item
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#725 [04:17] <Thrae> HowToChat: Try this -- https://encrypted.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=family+friendly+minecraft+server
#726 [04:17] <CueDestruction> !paid mariopwnyou
#727 [04:18] <CueDestruction> Family Friendly MineCraft Server?!
#728 [04:18] <Thrae> Well the game DOES look like Legos On Steroids...
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#730 [04:18] <Thrae> With Zombies
#731 [04:19] <|Kiikun|> and skeletons
#732 [04:19] <|Kiikun|> and creepers.
#733 [04:19] <zelda> Anyone recommend an app for Mac to make Minecraft video for youtube?
#734 [04:19] <|Kiikun|> and soon... ENDERMEN!!!! [- -]
#735 [04:20] <zelda> Don't look away. Don;t even blink!
#736 [04:20] <CueDestruction> I swear to delete the Endermen class file..
#737 [04:20] <Thrae> zelda: https://encrypted.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=mac+fraps+alternative
#738 [04:20] <zelda> thx
#739 [04:20] <Thrae> http://alternativeto.net/software/fraps/?platform=mac
#740 [04:20] <CueDestruction> I actually bought Fraps..
#741 [04:21] <CueDestruction> :D
#742 [04:21] <Thrae> What's wrong with Enderman?
#743 [04:21] <CueDestruction> EVERYTHING
#744 [04:21] <|Kiikun|> CueDestruction: endermen are gonna be rare. and their blockmovement is random. also.. you just dont look directly at them.
#745 [04:22] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: creepypasta made real :P
#746 [04:22] <CueDestruction> Thank god they're rare..
#747 [04:22] <Thrae> Creepypasta?
#748 [04:22] <HowToChat> Thanks all! Enjoy!
#749 [04:22] <CueDestruction> You don't know Creepypasta? :O ZOMG
#750 [04:22] <|Kiikun|> scarry copypasta...
#751 [04:22] <zelda> frapuccinos?
#752 [04:22] <Thrae> Sorry, I'm an old man
#753 [04:23] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: ever played majora's mask?
#754 [04:23] <CueDestruction> *Scavanges to find Pokemon Ultimate Creepypasta Collection Link* :P
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#756 [04:23] <Thrae> Nah, I skipped it. I saw the last boss, though, and he was rather creepy for a kid's game.
#757 [04:23] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: nah... was gonna have you google BEN DROWNED.
#758 [04:24] <CueDestruction> Last boss?
#759 [04:24] <|Kiikun|> the moon.
#760 [04:24] <CueDestruction> What is the last boss?
#761 [04:24] <CueDestruction> Like?
#762 [04:24] <|Kiikun|> http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/4/47/Moon.png
#763 [04:25] <|Kiikun|> its not really a boss.. its just falling down and obliterating the world.
#764 [04:25] <|Kiikun|> unless you mean the mask itself <.<
#765 [04:25] <Thrae> Ah, this is a 4chan meme. I stay away from 4chan and its memes.
#766 [04:26] <CueDestruction> God damn it, how am I meant to build this website QUICKLY when WordPress is taking so fucking LONG to update?
#767 [04:26] * AuBot kicked CueDestruction from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#768 [04:26] <schnozzle> im dling an update for my graphics i hope itll help
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#770 [04:26] <CueDestruction> SUre will..
#771 [04:26] <|Kiikun|> CueDestruction: no swearing :P autbot keecks
#772 [04:26] <CueDestruction> >.>
#773 [04:27] <CueDestruction> *Sigh*
#774 [04:27] <CueDestruction> Still updating.
#775 [04:30] <|Kiikun|> hmm... sleep a bit before work... or go in zombie...
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#777 [04:33] <CueDestruction> *YAY*
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#790 [05:04] <Hydra1> hey guyes, is minecraft runningon mac too?
#791 [05:05] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#792 [05:06] <Thrae> Minecraft is highly cross-platform on PCs due to Java + OpenGL
#793 [05:08] <Hydra1> nice
#794 [05:09] <Hydra1> think I'll give it a try, I love such games
#795 [05:09] <Hydra1> thx for the information
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#797 [05:14] <kendle> can someone please help...when I login to minecraft my screen goes black and freezes.....
#798 [05:16] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I have a problem with Minecraft running under Linux where occasionally my keys get sort of 'stuck' in a down state (at least the game thinks that they are) requiring me to tap them again to stop moving. Anyone know if that's a known issue and if there's a solution for that?
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#800 [05:16] <rymate1234> boghog, Thats a known issue
#801 [05:16] <rymate1234> I don't have a solution sadly, I just put up with it
#802 [05:17] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I see :s
#803 [05:17] <kendle> can anyone help me with the black screen
#804 [05:17] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :I guess it may be an issue with lwjgl
#805 [05:18] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :huh.. found through google "Minecraft does not ship with the latest version of LWJGL; Updating will fix some input bugs where keys seem to get stuck for no reason. ..."
#806 [05:18] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :aww he left
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#808 [05:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ryll be back and its a knowm fix for some things
#809 [05:19] <|Kiichan|Schala|> linux io being primary :P
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#814 [05:26] <pporgie> hi when i go to load my world in mineraft it isn't there. but on the saves file it says it is can you help me with my problem??
#815 [05:28] <pporgie> hello??
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#817 [05:28] <boghog> 980:34c7:0:1e6f:65ff:fe86:1e03 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :hm, replaced the lwjgl jars/libs, and minecraft seemed to work fine for a while, until suddenly I can't escape back out of the game menu (either by clicking the button or pressing escape), and now when I try to reconnected to the server after restarting minecraft it says "bad login" or "end of stream" and doesn't let me in anymore :s
#818 [05:29] <pporgie> bummer.
#819 [05:31] <Calinou> ?? nullsave
#820 [05:31] <VoxelHead> nullsave: If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#821 [05:31] <VoxelHead> nullsave: MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#822 [05:31] <Calinou> read above, pporgie
#823 [05:32] <Wug> good news everyone! wugbot now has flood protection.
#824 [05:32] <Wug> ;die-a-horrible-death
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#826 [05:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol wug.
#827 [05:33] <Wug> I tested it with that thing that I always used to joke about
#828 [05:33] <Wug> remember what it was?
#829 [05:33] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oh wug, i made a quick script to deal with all the 1.8 questions
#830 [05:34] <Wug> it was ;giant-ascii-charizard
#831 [05:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> um... drawing a blank at the moment... oh :P
#832 [05:34] <GreyVulpine> All of the 1.8 questions?
#833 [05:34] <|Kiichan|Schala|> i havent heard that one yet.
#834 [05:34] <Wug> and they will think of questions we have not thought of
#835 [05:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> all the people coming ing going "When is 1.8 coming!?!?!?!?!!?!"
#836 [05:35] <|Kiikun|> |Kiichan|Schala|: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#837 [05:35] * |Kiichan|Schala| points
#837 [05:35] <Wug> because their stupidity overwhelms are experience.
#838 [05:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> turns off for 20 minutes ^^;
#839 [05:35] <Thrae> "When I grow up I want to be a fireman! I'm 1.8 years old right now."
#840 [05:35] <Thrae> Aww, too late.
#841 [05:35] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol
#842 [05:35] <Wug> how do I update my java?
#843 [05:36] <Wug> how do I sprint?
#844 [05:36] <Wug> erm
#845 [05:36] <GreyVulpine> WHY WON'T MY MODS WORK ANYMORE??? YOUGUYSBROKEITAGAIN
#846 [05:36] * |Kiichan|Schala| COULD make a bot do that..
#846 [05:36] <Wug> what is this ham bar on my screen?
#847 [05:36] <GreyVulpine> etc, etc.
#848 [05:37] <Wug> I'd write an ai to answer questions here, but I'm sure I'd find it segfaulted in its home folder with goodbye.txt on the desktop
#849 [05:37] <Wug> its little suicide note lol
#850 [05:37] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol. yeah
#851 [05:38] <|Kiichan|Schala|> or it would evolve into skynet and all the terminators woudl be endermen and creepers :P
#852 [05:38] <Wug> maybe I could teach it to update my mods
#853 [05:38] <Thrae> There should honestly be an auto-answer to "video card" "not supported" and "pixel format" "not supported"
#854 [05:38] <tyteen4a03> ??> gpu
#855 [05:38] <Wug> Thrae: ?? error/pixelformat
#856 [05:38] <tyteen4a03> >> gpu
#857 [05:38] <tyteen4a03> ?? gpu
#858 [05:38] <VoxelHead> gpu: Graphical Processing Unit; also known as one's Video Card or Graphics Adapter. See ?? dxdiag for how to get lots if information about yours.
#859 [05:39] <tyteen4a03> lots if?
#860 [05:39] <Wug> its vague and always requires further explaination but whats the point in holding back there
#861 [05:39] <Wug> getting to that point invariably requires us to reinstall their graphics drivers anyway
#862 [05:40] <|Kiichan|Schala|> yup. which requires someone to interperet the stupid :P
#863 [05:40] <Wug> teamviewer lets me use it for more than 5 minutes now
#864 [05:40] <Wug> which is nice
#865 [05:40] <Wug> I guess
#866 [05:40] <Thrae> I end up copying & pasting the same thing -- "nick: Your video card and/or video card drivers does not properly support OpenGL. Do you know how to update your video card drivers?"
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#868 [05:41] <tyteen4a03> except intel
#869 [05:41] <Wug> y u no ctcp version response
#870 [05:41] <tyteen4a03> there's no update
#871 [05:41] <Wug> you must be on icechat
#872 [05:41] <Thrae> Huh?
#873 [05:41] <Wug> Thrae: what client are you using
#874 [05:41] <Thrae> irssi
#875 [05:41] <Wug> y u no ctcp version response
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#877 [05:41] <Thrae> Oh right; I think I disabled CTCP version
#878 [05:41] <|Kiichan|Schala|> thrae is in mode +g server side ignore
#879 [05:42] <Thrae> There, I accepted you
#880 [05:42] <pachuco> hi my minecraft server has suddenly stopped working?
#881 [05:42] <Thrae> Doesn't it feel nice to be accepted?
#882 [05:42] <Wug> :D
#883 [05:42] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#884 [05:42] <Wug> anyway, bind it to a command
#885 [05:42] <Thrae> Yeah I have something like that
#886 [05:42] <dylanbarberdude> wug has ubuntu good for playing mc
#887 [05:42] <Wug> I have /?t <arg> as ??> <arg> teamviewer
#888 [05:43] <Wug> dylanbarberdude: I host servers (windoze is rather bad at this)
#889 [05:43] <dylanbarberdude> Wug you do
#890 [05:43] <Wug> not running atm
#891 [05:44] <Wug> needs bug fixes
#892 [05:44] <Thrae> Love my SAMP
#893 [05:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> the blockroaches in fected his fields :P
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#895 [05:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> samp... um.. whats the s?
#896 [05:44] <Thrae> Solaris
#897 [05:44] <pachuco> hi my minecraft server has suddenly stopped working?
#898 [05:44] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oh.
#899 [05:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> isnt solaris just a flavor of linux?
#900 [05:45] <Wug> pachuco: restart it
#901 [05:45] <pachuco> i have
#902 [05:45] <Wug> |Kiichan|Schala|: not really
#903 [05:45] <Thrae> No, Solaris is Unix
#904 [05:45] <pachuco> over and over
#905 [05:45] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oooh..
#906 [05:45] <Wug> they're both unixrs
#907 [05:45] <Wug> es*
#908 [05:45] <mr_fribble> my minecraft isnt loading
#909 [05:45] <Wug> pachuco: is it bukkit?
#910 [05:45] <Thrae> Linux is a clone of Unix; Solaris is derived from Unix
#911 [05:45] <pachuco> ?? bukkit
#912 [05:45] <Thrae> (Like BSD, also derived from Unix)
#913 [05:46] <Wug> pachuco: is it classic or beta
#914 [05:46] <pachuco> beta
#915 [05:46] * mib_d5qa5n [mib_d5qa5n@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#916 [05:46] <pachuco> 1.7.3
#917 [05:46] <pachuco> it has been working before
#918 [05:46] <mr_fribble> both
#919 [05:46] <Wug> does it give an error or something? if so pastebin it
#920 [05:46] <dylanbarberdude> im afk
#921 [05:46] <|Kiichan|Schala|> BAMP.. lol
#922 [05:46] <mr_fribble> no just doesnt load
#923 [05:47] <McPlusPlus> [Mojang-blog] MineCon update (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/c9NDu7
#924 [05:47] <pachuco> but now the ip doesnt work and on the server admin page thingy it doesnt say its online. i have cheaked my port on the port website and it says it is running to be online but nothing is happing
#925 [05:47] <Thrae> BAMP is pretty good too :) OpenBSD is a *very* stable web platform
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#927 [05:47] <mib_d5qa5n> OK so i just installed minecraft for like the millionth time and when i try to open it it says: Fata error occured (4) WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#928 [05:48] <Wug> pachuco: is this hosted professionally?
#929 [05:48] <mib_d5qa5n> PLZZZZZZZ HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#930 [05:48] <Thrae> BSD also uses the superb ZFS too, but its version is always older
#931 [05:48] * Wug kicked mib_d5qa5n from #minecrafthelp (Reason: reinstall java)
#932 [05:48] <pachuco> im am sure of that ish
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#934 [05:48] <pachuco> what do you mean
#935 [05:48] <Wug> pachuco: does a company host it for you
#936 [05:48] <pachuco> no
#937 [05:48] <pachuco> it my Pc
#938 [05:48] <Wug> it has a server admin page?
#939 [05:49] <pachuco> yes
#940 [05:49] <Wug> what software are you running
#941 [05:49] <pachuco> my own
#942 [05:49] <pachuco> windows 7
#943 [05:49] <Wug> what SERVER software are you running
#944 [05:49] <pachuco> oh oh the minecraft server
#945 [05:49] <pachuco> original
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#947 [05:50] <pachuco> the one you download
#948 [05:50] <Wug> the original doesnt have an admin page
#949 [05:50] <Wug> ;ip pachuco
#950 [05:50] <WugBot> IP address of pachuco is: 86.145.63.239
#951 [05:50] <pachuco> it has it own windows
#952 [05:50] <Wug> oh, the window
#953 [05:50] <|Kiichan|Schala|> pachuco: you mean the info window?
#954 [05:51] <pachuco> yes
#955 [05:51] <Wug> here I thought you meant it had an online management page
#956 [05:51] <pachuco> the one you can op or ban
#957 [05:51] <|Kiichan|Schala|> pachuco: thats just the server console with a resource meter built in and made purdy.
#958 [05:52] <pachuco> yeah. iknow
#959 [05:52] <pachuco> it just WHY IT NOOOWORKY
#960 [05:52] <Wug> copy and pastebin the entire text in its output box
#961 [05:52] <pachuco> ok
#962 [05:52] <Wug> and dont act like you're that other guy or I'll kick you too
#963 [05:52] <Wug> su needs to get a handle on his webz
#964 [05:53] <pachuco> ??
#965 [05:53] <pachuco> http://pastebin.com/]
#966 [05:53] <pachuco> wait sorry
#967 [05:53] <Wug> nope
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#969 [05:53] <|Kiichan|Schala|> random square bracket!
#970 [05:54] <pachuco> wait how do you get the link
#971 [05:54] <pachuco> im clicking everyo where on thre page
#972 [05:54] <|Kiichan|Schala|> adress bar after you click submit
#973 [05:54] <pachuco> http://pastebin.com/TiMRLDHD
#974 [05:55] <Wug> your internal ip address probably changed and you'll have to change port forwarding to get it working
#975 [05:55] <Wug> either that or you installed a firewall or something
#976 [05:56] <pachuco> no. nothing that new ion my pc
#977 [05:56] <pachuco> so dom i have to make a new server? or port
#978 [05:57] <pachuco> how do i find my ip address
#979 [05:57] <Thrae> Its uncommon, but sometimes residential ISPs block ports for server software -- its worth it to check that port forwarding is working
#980 [05:57] <Wug> open a command prompt and type "ipconfig"
#981 [05:57] <Thrae> pachuco: http://whatismyip.com
#982 [05:57] <Wug> Thrae: ;ip
#983 [05:58] <Thrae> Oh wait, the internal IP
#984 [05:58] <Wug> his is 86.145.63.239
#985 [05:58] <Wug> but we need the internal one anywau
#986 [05:58] <pachuco> ill type that up in my adress bar a
#987 [05:58] <pachuco> and go to my sevice provider
#988 [05:58] <pachuco> and then...
#989 [05:58] <Thrae> pachuco: You need to check your *internal* (private) IP
#990 [05:59] <Thrae> Follow what Wug said
#991 [06:00] <pachuco> is that the 'cmd' thingy
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#993 [06:00] * Wug hits on piratebabe
#993 [06:01] <pachuco> so ive got my private ip
#994 [06:01] <pachuco> ive typed it up on the adress bar
#995 [06:01] <pachuco> address*
#996 [06:01] <Wug> what is it
#997 [06:01] <GreyVulpine> Hmm
#998 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> "Hackers break into Linux source code site"
#999 [06:02] <pachuco> what do you need it
#1000 [06:02] <pachuco> for
#1001 [06:02] <Wug> so I can tell you if its right
#1002 [06:02] <pachuco> is that the command promt one?
#1003 [06:02] <Wug> there are 3 or 4 ip-like things listed in the output
#1004 [06:02] <pachuco> the last one
#1005 [06:02] <pachuco> http://192.168.1.254
#1006 [06:02] <pachuco> whoop
#1007 [06:02] <GreyVulpine> That would be the wrong one
#1008 [06:03] <Wug> thats probably a default gateway address
#1009 [06:03] <Thrae> OK, now go into your router's configuration and make sure your server's IP is the same as that one
#1010 [06:03] * GreyVulpine kicks thrae
#1010 [06:03] <Wug> check for other ones
#1011 [06:03] <pachuco> ok
#1012 [06:03] <Wug> its probably .1.100 or .1.2 or something
#1013 [06:03] <maxbo> Anyone able to assist with a Minecraft issue on new high-end windows7 pc? (sound disappearing after playing 4-5 mins(
#1014 [06:03] <Thrae> 254 isn't necessarily wrong. Its 255 that's usually the broadcast. Sometimes routers count backwards.
#1015 [06:04] <Thrae> I had some routers setup that way (pick addresses starting at 254)
#1016 [06:04] <Wug> Thrae: I know, but some routers use 254 as their own ip
#1017 [06:04] <Thrae> Ah, true
#1018 [06:04] <Wug> ??> maxbo win/dxdiag
#1019 [06:04] <VoxelHead> maxbo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1020 [06:04] <VoxelHead> maxbo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1021 [06:04] <Thrae> maxbo: Does all sound disappear, or just the music?
#1022 [06:04] <Wug> does this pc have a sound card and are the drivers installed
#1023 [06:05] <Wug> Thrae: my computer had the same problem
#1024 [06:05] <pachuco> SO...do i make the ip on my server on my port thing the same as the external ip i have just rote??
#1025 [06:05] <Wug> (except on linux)
#1026 [06:05] <Thrae> Really, interesting
#1027 [06:05] <maxbo> Thanks
#1028 [06:05] <pachuco> wrote*
#1029 [06:05] <Wug> pachuco: no, tell us what other ips are there
#1030 [06:05] <maxbo> Thrae: All in-game sound disappears, but all other sounds keep going
#1031 [06:05] <Wug> maxbo: does this pc have a sound card and are the drivers installed
#1032 [06:05] <pachuco> the ipv4
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#1034 [06:06] <Wug> pachuco: yes
#1035 [06:06] <Thrae> pachuco: What version of Windows is this?
#1036 [06:06] <pachuco> 7
#1037 [06:06] <pachuco> 192.168.1.145
#1038 [06:06] <melikescheese> when is 1.8 released?
#1039 [06:06] <|Kiikun|> melikescheese: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#1040 [06:06] <Wug> thats probably right
#1041 [06:06] <maxbo> Wug: all is installed and works properly in windows in general and other games..
#1042 [06:06] <Wug> maxbo: its probably a lwjgl thing
#1043 [06:07] <pachuco> its up there^^^
#1044 [06:07] <pachuco> the ipv4
#1045 [06:07] <Wug> i'm not sure how to fix it, apart from somehow getting an error message from it and telling us that
#1046 [06:07] <pachuco> me?
#1047 [06:07] <Wug> maxbo: yes I saw. can you connect to that?
#1048 [06:07] <Wug> pachuco*: yes I saw. can you connect to that?
#1049 [06:08] <Wug> maxbo: disregard previous
#1050 [06:08] <pachuco> ill check
#1051 [06:08] <Wug> maxbo: i'm not sure how to fix it, apart from somehow getting an error message from it and telling us that
#1052 [06:08] <melikescheese> are older minecraft server maps compatible with 1.8?
#1053 [06:08] <Wug> melikescheese: probably
#1054 [06:08] <Wug> its not out yet so theres no way to know
#1055 [06:08] <maxbo> Wug: theres no error or log that I can find from the lwjgl
#1056 [06:08] <pachuco> YERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#1057 [06:08] <Wug> pachuco: dont do that
#1058 [06:09] <Wug> and you wont be able to connect to that outside your lan
#1059 [06:09] <melikescheese> casue i'm on this server and they're deleting the whole maps cause they say it's not compatible
#1060 [06:09] <pachuco> what
#1061 [06:09] <Wug> go into your router settings and make sure that port 25565 is forwarded to that address
#1062 [06:09] <Thrae> melikescheese: Maybe the server is running some mods and/or custom server software.
#1063 [06:09] <Wug> melikescheese: the terrain generator is changing
#1064 [06:09] <pachuco> how do i make it online again
#1065 [06:09] <melikescheese> I think it's running bukkit
#1066 [06:10] <Wug> pachuco: what?
#1067 [06:10] <pachuco> i had my server online
#1068 [06:10] <melikescheese> wug that could be why they're deleting the whole world
#1069 [06:10] <pachuco> so me and my freinds could play
#1070 [06:10] <pachuco> how do you make it online
#1071 [06:10] <Wug> melikescheese: you wouldnt have to remove the map, its just since the generator is changing old terrain and new wont quite match up
#1072 [06:10] <pachuco> again lol
#1073 [06:10] <Wug> pachuco: go into your router settings and make sure that port 25565 is forwarded to that address
#1074 [06:10] <pachuco> ok
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#1076 [06:11] <shmoo> hi
#1077 [06:11] <Wug> melikescheese: I'm deleting my server's map probably when it updates
#1078 [06:11] <melikescheese> Wug now I think they are doing it because their world is 7GB
#1079 [06:11] <Thrae> pachuco: That's what port forwarding does. The Internet asks your router first, "Is there a Minecraft server here?"
#1080 [06:11] <melikescheese> they said it could take a while :)
#1081 [06:11] <Wug> melikescheese: lol that might be incentive too
#1082 [06:12] <melikescheese> kk cool thx just wondering
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#1084 [06:12] <shmoo> can anyone speak german?
#1085 [06:12] <pachuco> nothing like that is happing
#1086 [06:12] <pachuco> it goes straight to all the port that are online
#1087 [06:12] <Thrae> pachuco: Do you know how to setup port forwarding with your router? If not, go to http://www.portforward.com and look up your router's model.
#1088 [06:13] <Wug> I'm going to bed
#1089 [06:13] <pachuco> ok
#1090 [06:13] <Wug> it's ungawdly late here
#1091 [06:13] <pachuco> gnight
#1092 [06:13] <Wug> (night? its actually like 6AM)
#1093 [06:13] * Wug is a terrible human being
#1093 [06:13] <Thrae> Yeah, 6AM here too :D
#1094 [06:14] * |Kiichan|Schala| has work at 8 and hasnt slept :P woke up at 9pm
#1094 [06:15] <pachuco> 11:14 am herwe
#1095 [06:16] <pachuco> ok so ive done that
#1096 [06:16] <pachuco> now how to get the online ip
#1097 [06:17] <Thrae> !check 86.145.63.239
#1098 [06:17] <pachuco> nope
#1099 [06:17] <tyteen4a03> well, it's 6PM here
#1100 [06:18] <Thrae> pachuco: That "IPv4" IP you gave us...was that from the same computer running the Minecraft server?
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#1102 [06:18] <pachuco> yes
#1103 [06:19] <Thrae> Hmm, well it seems the port forward didn't work...can you connect to the Minecraft server locally using the IPv4 IP?
#1104 [06:19] <pachuco> yes
#1105 [06:19] <pachuco> and local host
#1106 [06:19] <Thrae> Right now?
#1107 [06:19] <pachuco> and mos other things
#1108 [06:19] <pachuco> yes
#1109 [06:19] <shmoo> hallo
#1110 [06:20] <Thrae> Well then the port forward wasn't done properly.
#1111 [06:20] <Thrae> pachuco, when you went to portforward.com and selected your router model, did you also select "Minecraft" from the games section?
#1112 [06:20] <|Kiichan|Schala|> Thrae: or nonstandard port
#1113 [06:20] <pachuco> yes
#1114 [06:20] <shmoo> hier einer der deutsch kann?
#1115 [06:20] <Thrae> shmoo: English please
#1116 [06:20] <Wug[zzzz]> |Kiichan|Schala|: please do ;kick wug an derp
#1117 [06:21] <tyteen4a03> ooh
#1118 [06:21] <Wug[zzzz]> wug[zzzz]*
#1119 [06:21] <tyteen4a03> i c wut u did thar
#1120 [06:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ;kick wug derp!
#1121 [06:21] <WugBot> wug is not in the channel.
#1122 [06:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ;kick Wug[zzzz] derp!
#1123 [06:21] * WugBot kicked Wug[zzzz] from #minecrafthelp (Reason: derp!)
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#1125 [06:21] <pachuco> look. i have done all the port forwarding and stuff and it was all working but it now dosent work to go online when it used to
#1126 [06:21] <shmoo> sry
#1127 [06:21] <Thrae> |Kiichan|Schala|: If it was a non-standard port then he would have to be entering it manually when he tries to connect....
#1128 [06:21] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oh, right
#1129 [06:21] <tyteen4a03> pachuco: did you enter the server-ip field?
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#1131 [06:21] <tyteen4a03> jw
#1132 [06:22] <pachuco> yes
#1133 [06:22] <tyteen4a03> remove the content in it
#1134 [06:22] <tyteen4a03> you don't need it
#1135 [06:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> wug: so what broke that kicking you fixed it?
#1136 [06:22] <pachuco> the ip @used ' to work
#1137 [06:22] <tyteen4a03> just remove the server-ip fielkd
#1138 [06:22] <tyteen4a03> you don't need it
#1139 [06:22] <Thrae> pachuco: Remove the server-ip entry, yes
#1140 [06:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> pachuco smp/serverip
#1141 [06:22] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ??> pachuco smp/server-ip
#1142 [06:22] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (smp/server-ip) Do not enter anything on the server-ip= line of the server.properties file. In nearly ALL cases, you want to leave it blank.
#1143 [06:23] <Wug[zzzz]> |Kiichan|Schala|: nothing, I was just checking that you could kick
#1144 [06:23] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ah :3
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#1146 [06:23] <pachuco> what server ip feilkd
#1147 [06:24] <Thrae> pachuco: In the server.properties file
#1148 [06:24] <pachuco> ill delete that then: the serever-ip feildk
#1149 [06:24] <Thrae> Yes, or just leave it blank
#1150 [06:25] <Thrae> (the line, not the whole file)
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#1154 [06:28] <pachuco> i cant find it
#1155 [06:28] <pachuco> i cant find it
#1156 [06:28] <pachuco> ahh lagg
#1157 [06:29] <pachuco> folder name?
#1158 [06:29] <Thrae> pachuco: It's in the same folder you run the Minecraft Server from.
#1159 [06:30] <pachuco> would it be in notepad
#1160 [06:30] <pachuco> the thingy
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#1162 [06:32] <pachuco> team weaver
#1163 [06:32] <pachuco> ?]
#1164 [06:32] <pachuco> ?
#1165 [06:33] <pachuco> could we do eam weaver
#1166 [06:33] <pachuco> Thrae?
#1167 [06:34] <pachuco> anyone...
#1168 [06:35] <Thrae> ??> pachuco win/teamviewer
#1169 [06:35] <pachuco> ys
#1170 [06:35] <Thrae> Hmm...what's the key for that
#1171 [06:35] <pachuco> teamweaver
#1172 [06:35] <tyteen4a03> ??> pachuco teamviewer
#1173 [06:35] <Thrae> !teamviewer
#1174 [06:35] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1175 [06:35] <VoxelHead> pachuco: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1176 [06:36] <tyteen4a03> teamviewer is OS-independent afaik
#1177 [06:36] <tyteen4a03> well, at least it has win/mac/linux variants
#1178 [06:36] <pachuco> what the private chat
#1179 [06:37] <Thrae> pachuco: /msg nick blah blah blah, where nick is the nick you are messaging
#1180 [06:37] <tyteen4a03> or /query nick msg
#1181 [06:38] <pachuco> done to Thrae
#1182 [06:39] <pachuco> _Thrae?
#1183 [06:40] <Thrae> One sec
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#1187 [06:45] <duhgtreeoh> Hello minecrafthelp!
#1188 [06:45] <duhgtreeoh> could anyone point me in the direction of a server thats just normal survival mode?
#1189 [06:45] <dylanbarberdude> yes mine is
#1190 [06:45] <tyteen4a03> try #smp
#1191 [06:46] <duhgtreeoh> thank you
#1192 [06:46] <dylanbarberdude> mines pure survival
#1193 [06:46] <duhgtreeoh> is it located in aus though>
#1194 [06:47] <tyteen4a03> no gurantees :)
#1195 [06:47] <tyteen4a03> but you can ask in #smp
#1196 [06:52] <Thrae> !check 86.145.63.239
#1197 [06:53] <pachuco> cool thanks very much
#1198 [06:53] <Thrae> pachuco: So there you go -- your port forwarding wasn't setup properly. AuBot says your IP address 86.145.63.239 is now working with the server./
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#1200 [06:54] <pachuco> yeaa thank you soo much
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#1202 [06:55] <pachuco> yeAAAAAH
#1203 [06:55] <pHr3ak> Does anyone know how to play minecraft on Mac OS X Lion?
#1204 [06:55] <pachuco> sorry
#1205 [06:55] <Thrae> NP
#1206 [06:55] <tyteen4a03> pHr3ak: well... mac love to break backwards compatibility...
#1207 [06:56] <Thrae> pHr3ak: Should be as easy as just running the launcher
#1208 [06:56] <pachuco> brill exalentaaa
#1209 [06:56] <pachuco> bb
#1210 [06:56] <pHr3ak> the client says "Login failed. (Try again / Play offline)
#1211 [06:57] <Thrae> pHr3ak: Seems you need this -- http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#1212 [06:57] <Thrae> Why the hell it doesn't come with Java is anyone's guess
#1213 [06:57] <Stese> Macs?
#1214 [06:57] <Stese> didn't they just drop support for it or something?
#1215 [06:57] <pHr3ak> hmm i saw this already in some forums, but the installation of java did not help
#1216 [06:58] <Thrae> (Although No Java may be better than crappy Microsoft Java that came with XP)
#1217 [06:58] <Thrae> pHr3ak: Does logging in work on minecraft.net?
#1218 [06:58] <pHr3ak> yes
#1219 [06:59] <Thrae> What's your account name, just to be sure?
#1220 [06:59] <pHr3ak> sLiz3r
#1221 [06:59] <Thrae> !paid sLiz3r
#1222 [07:00] <Thrae> All seems good there...
#1223 [07:00] <Thrae> Can you play offline?
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#1225 [07:00] <War0n> Heya people
#1226 [07:00] <War0n> i have a technichal question about mc >.>
#1227 [07:00] <pHr3ak> hmm i'll try a restart.. thought macs wont need it anymore :D
#1228 [07:00] <pHr3ak> offline works
#1229 [07:00] <War0n> On my new laptop, MC is working slow
#1230 [07:01] <War0n> Low fps
#1231 [07:01] <War0n> how come?
#1232 [07:01] <Thrae> War0n: What Performance setting do you have it on?
#1233 [07:01] <War0n> All the lowest you can >.>
#1234 [07:01] <War0n> But its like
#1235 [07:01] <Thrae> Is this Windows?
#1236 [07:01] <War0n> a i5 2410M 2,3GHZ , 4GB ramm (ddr3) and GT540M 1GB
#1237 [07:01] <War0n> Yeh
#1238 [07:01] <War0n> home premium 64B
#1239 [07:01] <War0n> w7
#1240 [07:01] <pHr3ak> if the restart wont work i'll be back ;)
#1241 [07:02] <Thrae> ??> War0n win/dxdiag
#1242 [07:02] <VoxelHead> War0n: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1243 [07:02] <VoxelHead> War0n: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1244 [07:02] <War0n> k
#1245 [07:02] <War0n> sec
#1246 [07:02] <War0n> Yeh i know how paste works
#1247 [07:02] <War0n> sec
#1248 [07:02] <War0n> gonna do it right away for you
#1249 [07:03] <War0n> sorr:)
#1250 [07:03] <War0n> do i need to use the 64bit dxdiag??
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#1252 [07:04] <War0n> there http://pastebin.com/8CqSYJJZ
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#1254 [07:05] <Thrae> War0n: Ahhh your laptop uses Optimus, doesn't it?
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#1256 [07:05] <War0n> Wut?
#1257 [07:05] <War0n> i dont know?
#1258 [07:05] <War0n> i just bought it :P
#1259 [07:05] <Thrae> That's something you want to know buying a new laptop ;)
#1260 [07:05] <War0n> Hmm, what is it:)?
#1261 [07:06] <Thrae> Optimus is Nvidia's Switchable Graphics technology for laptops with certain Intel processors.
#1262 [07:06] <War0n> And??
#1263 [07:06] <Thrae> Like in your dxdiag you just pasted, notice "Nvidia 540M" is nowhere to be seen -- because it's currently disabled
#1264 [07:06] <War0n> and?
#1265 [07:07] <Thrae> (Although I think its odd Optimus would prevent dxdiag from detecting it)
#1266 [07:07] <War0n> How to fix that :P?
#1267 [07:07] <War0n> theres a sticker on my laptop saying its in there
#1268 [07:07] <Thrae> Minecraft is probably not running off your GT 540M
#1269 [07:07] <uit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nvidia_Optimus
#1270 [07:07] <uit> in your control panel (NVIDIA) you have to define javaw.exe as an application which uses your dedicated video card
#1271 [07:07] <Thrae> Yep
#1272 [07:07] <War0n> sec
#1273 [07:07] <War0n> Maybe some teamviewer? to show me?
#1274 [07:07] <Thrae> War0n: Go to Control Panel, open up Nvidia Control Panel, go to "Manage 3D Settings"
#1275 [07:08] <War0n> then?
#1276 [07:08] <uit> see there: http://josoft.net/post/2011/01/18/Minecraft-on-your-Nvidia-Optimus-laptop.aspx
#1277 [07:08] <War0n> programm settings?
#1278 [07:08] <War0n> oh wait
#1279 [07:08] <War0n> If i set the Preffered graphics processor
#1280 [07:08] <War0n> To high performace nvidia
#1281 [07:09] <War0n> It will work for everything right??
#1282 [07:09] <Thrae> You set it per-application. In this case, "javaw.exe" which is part of Java.
#1283 [07:09] <Thrae> You don't want to switch it on globally for everything unless you want like 1 hour battery life.
#1284 [07:10] <War0n> I ussualy use it only on it
#1285 [07:10] <War0n> With a ac addapter:)
#1286 [07:10] <Thrae> Also puts more strain on the video chipset, partly due to running hotter
#1287 [07:11] <War0n> hmm kay
#1288 [07:11] <War0n> So if a programm is running slow fps
#1289 [07:11] <War0n> I should look there first??
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#1291 [07:13] <War0n> Lets see :)
#1292 [07:13] <War0n> Thrae, ur a mazing:)
#1293 [07:13] <War0n> Thanks mate:)
#1294 [07:14] <War0n> I know allot of pcs, i build my own one. But didnt know this. Thanks:)
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#1299 [07:16] <Thrae> War0n: Sure...there should also be an indicator in your system tray for when the Nvidia GPU is being used
#1300 [07:17] <CueDestruction> !paid Panda
#1301 [07:17] <Thrae> War0n: If not, you can turn it on in the Nvidia Control Panel by Selecting "Manage 3D Settings" and then going up to the menu...should be under "3D Settings" next to "Help"
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#1306 [07:39] <silver_paws> anyone having an issue crafting wood tools?
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#1308 [07:39] <Dirtz_> loader
#1309 [07:40] <Dirtz_> Hello?
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#1311 [07:40] <silver_paws> i cant craft from the work table for some reason
#1312 [07:42] <MashedMike> hey all, im now having problems playing minecraft, before it worked fine but since yesterday, its taking me ages to sign in to my account, and when i finally get in the screen goes black then white, then ie crashes, before yesterday it worked fine, is there a know problem at the moment?
#1313 [07:44] <Thrae> MashedMike: Have you installed any mods or texture packs?
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#1315 [07:47] <MashedMike> 1, but as far as im aware i removed it completely from the .minecraft folder, im just double checking again that its completely gone,
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#1317 [07:48] <Thrae> The best way to make sure is to reinstall Minecraft
#1318 [07:49] <Thrae> MashedMike: Windows or Mac or other?
#1319 [07:49] <MashedMike> ive just found a page on a support forum of how to do a clean install so will give that a go
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#1321 [07:49] <MashedMike> windows
#1322 [07:50] <Thrae> OK, good show
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#1324 [07:53] <MashedMike> is there a problem signing into minecraft at the mo as well?, when ever i hit login it always comes back to the login screen :/, takes me a good 20 mins sometimes to login, then i get it i dare not close it due to fear of not being able to log in again
#1325 [07:56] <Thrae> Hmm, server could be having problems. Unfortunately I can't test right now on my machine. Do you have a friend who owns Minecraft?
#1326 [07:58] <MashedMike> not till later, trust me to have a long weekend off bleh!
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#1328 [07:58] <MashedMike> doh! login throttle :@
#1329 [07:59] <Stese> just testing login now
#1330 [07:59] <Stese> Seems fine here
#1331 [08:00] <MashedMike> hmm, ive had that problem for the last few days, i hit enter, then the page instantly comes back to log in section again, only lets me in after 30 mins of trying
#1332 [08:01] <Stese> Hmm, have you noticed the same issues with other logins?
#1333 [08:01] <Thrae> MashedMike: Do you have that issue with logging in to minecraft.net in your browser?
#1334 [08:01] <MashedMike> im pretty sure its the texture pack which is crashing my game so i can delete that, but i still have the problem of signing in
#1335 [08:01] <MashedMike> nope, all games run first time when i enter log in details
#1336 [08:02] <MashedMike> if i dissapear its because minecarft has crashed the ie again :/
#1337 [08:03] <MashedMike> oooo, i deleted pretty much everything in the .minecraft folder an now its re-downloading like it should, looks promising (cross's fingers)
#1338 [08:03] <MashedMike> woooooooooooooo!
#1339 [08:04] <MashedMike> not only does the game now work but the login lets me in everytime now first time :)
#1340 [08:04] <Stese> :D
#1341 [08:05] <MashedMike> how odd, any ideas what it was?the game crashing was def the texture pack that was the only thing i added, it was my first texture pack i got, but the login was playing me up for a good week or so
#1342 [08:05] <Thrae> MashedMike: When you added the texture pack did you use a texture pack mod like MCPatcher, etc.?
#1343 [08:06] <Thrae> Something probably screwed with your minecraft.jar...or the texture pack was screwing it up, as it doesn't load the texture pack until AFTER login (so it'll make the login process "seem longer" if there's a problem)
#1344 [08:07] <MashedMike> yeah i got mcpatcher and i think john smiths texture pack it was yesterday, thats what was crashing my game, but even before that i had log in issues, which have all gone now i deleted everything in the .minecraft folder, it re-downloaded afterwards an now works fine
#1345 [08:08] <MashedMike> im worried about trying texture packs now in case it forces me to delete it all again :/
#1346 [08:09] <MashedMike> the first texture pack i get an it gimps my game just my luck ^^
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#1349 [08:11] <MashedMike> thanks for your help tho, im sure to be back if i have any other problems, toodle pip!
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#1351 [08:23] <Wundsalz> moin!
#1352 [08:23] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to 6.27
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#1355 [08:24] <Wundsalz> and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore :-/
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#1357 [08:24] <Wundsalz> is it a know problem and if yes, is there a known fix/workaround too?
#1358 [08:24] <on> hello, is anyone from the administration
#1359 [08:25] <on> t was an opportunity to change the nickname and email account minecraft.net?
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#1361 [08:26] <on> Into my account because I do not want to have such a nickname in the game.
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#1363 [08:27] <Thrae> on: See /topic
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#1367 [08:29] <on> Hi, I had an opportunity to change the nickname in the game and changes emial not need to change the email, but need to change the nickname could be?
#1368 [08:30] <Guest65539> I got an error about minecraft when i installed the modloader 1.7.3
#1369 [08:30] <Thrae> Guest65539: We don't help with mod issues here. Try #risucraft
#1370 [08:30] <dylanbarberdude> more detail
#1371 [08:31] <dylanbarberdude> il help
#1372 [08:31] <Guest65539> ok thank you any way
#1373 [08:32] <Thrae> Oh well, sorry dylanbarberdude
#1374 [08:32] <dylanbarberdude> what Thrae
#1375 [08:33] <Thrae> I blocked you helping that guy
#1376 [08:33] <dylanbarberdude> what do you mean
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#1378 [08:33] <Thrae> Nevermind
#1379 [08:33] <dylanbarberdude> tell me
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#1383 [08:43] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to 6.27
#1384 [08:43] <Wundsalz> and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore :-/
#1385 [08:43] <Wundsalz> is it a know problem and if yes, is there a known fix/workaround too?
#1386 [08:44] <CueDestruction> brb later
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#1388 [08:46] <Thrae> Wundsalz: Hmm, should work with the latest stable version of Java
#1389 [08:46] <mib_mnlj36> i needs help D;
#1390 [08:46] <Thrae> Wundsalz: Windows?
#1391 [08:47] <Thrae> You'll have to tell us what you need help with, mib_mnlj36
#1392 [08:47] <mib_mnlj36> whenever i try to play minecraft it says failed to start :L
#1393 [08:47] <Thrae> mib_mnlj36: What's the exact error message? Use pastebin.com if it's long.
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#1395 [08:49] <mib_mnlj36> org.lwjgl.lwjglexception: pixel format not accelerated
#1396 [08:49] <mib_mnlj36> thats what it says
#1397 [08:49] <mib_mnlj36> :\
#1398 [08:50] <mib_mnlj36> ...
#1399 [08:51] <mib_mnlj36> is anyone gunna help? D;
#1400 [08:51] <Thrae> mib_mnlj36: That means your video card and/or video card drivers does not properly support OpenGL. Do you know how to update your video card drivers?
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#1402 [08:51] <mib_mnlj36> uhm..
#1403 [08:51] <mib_mnlj36> no..?
#1404 [08:51] <Thrae> Is this Windows?
#1405 [08:52] <mib_mnlj36> yeah..
#1406 [08:52] <Thrae> ??> mib_mnlj36 win/dxdiag
#1407 [08:52] <VoxelHead> mib_mnlj36: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1408 [08:52] <VoxelHead> mib_mnlj36: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1410 [08:56] <mib_mnlj36> uhhh
#1411 [08:56] <mib_mnlj36> what irc channel? :3
#1412 [08:57] <rymate1234> This one :3
#1413 [08:57] <mib_mnlj36> oh LK
#1414 [08:57] <mib_mnlj36> :L
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#1417 [09:00] <wippler> hi
#1418 [09:01] <wippler> my minecraft classic will not work properly
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#1420 [09:01] <rymate1234> wippler, whats the error?
#1421 [09:02] <wippler> I can not move and move the mouse at the same time
#1422 [09:03] <rymate1234> :o
#1423 [09:03] <wippler> it just gets frozen
#1424 [09:03] <rymate1234> wippler, you using a trackpad?
#1425 [09:03] <wippler> no
#1426 [09:03] <rymate1234> hmmm...
#1427 [09:03] <Thrae> wippler: Windows, Mac, other?
#1428 [09:03] <wippler> windows xp
#1429 [09:04] <Calinou> ಠ益ಠ
#1430 [09:04] <wippler> my system is an old dell, might be the problem...?
#1431 [09:05] <wippler> any body got ideas?
#1432 [09:06] <Thrae> wippler: Does this happen in the demo?
#1433 [09:06] <Thrae> !demo
#1434 [09:06] <wippler> yeah
#1435 [09:07] <Thrae> So both the Minecraft Beta Demo *AND* Minecraft Classic?
#1436 [09:07] <wippler> yes
#1437 [09:07] <Calinou> that's your mouse, possibly
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#1439 [09:07] <Calinou> or your computer is very old, with a graphic card which is very old too
#1440 [09:07] <Thrae> Yeah, sounds like an issue with your mouse or Java
#1441 [09:07] <Calinou> first, check your mouse... it should be clean
#1442 [09:07] <Calinou> use java 6, not java 7
#1443 [09:07] <wippler> my mouse is clean
#1444 [09:08] <wippler> i will check java
#1445 [09:08] <Thrae> ??> wippler win/javara
#1446 [09:08] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1447 [09:08] <VoxelHead> wippler: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1448 [09:08] <rymate1234> whats wrong with java 7?
#1449 [09:08] <n1kkoFTW> it blows
#1450 [09:08] <n1kkoFTW> i had it and i could do anything with it
#1451 [09:09] <rymate1234> n1kkoFTW, you could do ANYTHING?
#1452 [09:09] <Thrae> rymate1234: There's known issues with Minecraft running on Java 1.7, which doesn't surprise me, as Java 1.7 isn't released yet
#1453 [09:10] <rymate1234> Thrae, what are the issues?
#1454 [09:10] <rymate1234> Thrae, http://blogs.oracle.com/javase/entry/java_7_has_released
#1455 [09:10] <rymate1234> It has been released
#1456 [09:10] <n1kkoFTW> couldnt*
#1457 [09:10] <n1kkoFTW> typo. >.>
#1458 [09:10] <rymate1234> lol
#1459 [09:11] <Thrae> Ah, so it has
#1460 [09:11] <n1kkoFTW> omg, why is it not working. >.>
#1461 [09:11] <rymate1234> n1kkoFTW, whats your proiblem?
#1462 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> i can play on my integrated graphics, but not on my nvidia
#1463 [09:12] <rymate1234> LOL
#1464 [09:12] <rymate1234> WAT
#1465 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> integrated graphics + minecraft = 30fps
#1466 [09:12] <rymate1234> n1kkoFTW, thats quite good actually
#1467 [09:12] <Thrae> n1kkoFTW: Are the guy from earlier with the Optimus laptop?
#1468 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> no
#1469 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> and heres the thing
#1470 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> the most recent driver from nvidia wont work
#1471 [09:14] <rymate1234> O_o
#1472 [09:14] <n1kkoFTW> it says no compatible hardware found
#1473 [09:14] <rymate1234> O.o
#1474 [09:14] <n1kkoFTW> i had to use an outdated driver from the dell website, and it still doesnt work
#1475 [09:14] <n1kkoFTW> and i tried to do a force install or w/e, and it STILL didnt work
#1476 [09:14] <Thrae> n1kkoFTW: What GPU?
#1477 [09:15] <n1kkoFTW> GTX 460M
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#1479 [09:15] <Thrae> http://www.nvidia.com/object/recommended_software_updates.html <-- are one of these your laptop model?
#1480 [09:16] <n1kkoFTW> nope :/
#1481 [09:17] <n1kkoFTW> there is a bios update from the dell site, should i do that, and then see if the driver will work? or wdoes it not matter?
#1482 [09:17] <Thrae> Yeah I was about to say, grab the BIOS update for your model anyway
#1483 [09:17] <Thrae> Your system has Optimus, right?
#1484 [09:17] <n1kkoFTW> not a clue, lol, im a nub. >.<
#1485 [09:18] <rymate1234> n1kkoFTW, Just be careful with BIOS update (make sure laptop is plugged in)
#1486 [09:18] <Tanjoodo> nubs FTW!
#1487 [09:18] <Thrae> n1kkoFTW: How are you telling Minecraft to use certain GPUs?
#1488 [09:18] <Thrae> Well, telling your system
#1489 [09:18] <rymate1234> If BIOS update goes wrong, you'll have a very expensive doorstop
#1490 [09:19] <n1kkoFTW> i right click on the icon, go to run with graphics processor, and select the integrated graphics
#1491 [09:19] <Thrae> n1kkoFTW: Try following this -- http://josoft.net/post/2011/01/18/Minecraft-on-your-Nvidia-Optimus-laptop.aspx
#1492 [09:19] <Thrae> If you have those options you have Optimus
#1493 [09:19] <n1kkoFTW> i have the nvidia by default, so i have to go and make sure it runs with the integrated graphics
#1494 [09:19] <Thrae> (There are other Switchable Graphics than Optimus)
#1495 [09:20] <n1kkoFTW> yeah i have that
#1496 [09:21] <Thrae> OK, try following those instructions to set javaw to always use the Nvidia GPU.
#1497 [09:21] <n1kkoFTW> ok
#1498 [09:21] <Thrae> What you're doing is setting Minecraft.exe to use it, but that's just a launcher.
#1499 [09:22] <Thrae> (Actually an encapsulated Java JAR file)
#1500 [09:22] <n1kkoFTW> oh shit, i have to get ready for class. >.<
#1501 [09:22] <n1kkoFTW> ok, i have like, 10 minutes. lol
#1502 [09:24] <rymate1234> lol
#1503 [09:25] <n1kkoFTW> ok, here we go, moment of truth
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#1505 [09:25] <rymate1234> n1kkoFTW, How to tell what graphics minecarft is using?
#1506 [09:25] <n1kkoFTW> nope. :/
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#1509 [09:26] <Thrae> n1kkoFTW: On that same screen with Manage 3D Settings there should be a menu option at the top called "3D Settings", make sure the icon is on for the GPU Indicator
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#1511 [09:26] <n1kkoFTW> ok
#1512 [09:26] <sprog> you are all gay fags
#1513 [09:26] * AuBot kicked sprog from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1515 [09:27] <sprog> you f a g
#1516 [09:27] <rymate1234> sprog, Need help?
#1517 [09:27] <rymate1234> Or are you gonna sit there callign us cigarettes
#1518 [09:28] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1519 [09:28] <sprog> meh
#1520 [09:28] <n1kkoFTW> well, it works better than it used to, but it still fails
#1521 [09:29] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/tiNLT9
#1522 [09:29] <n1kkoFTW> thats the error i get now
#1523 [09:31] <n1kkoFTW> oh thats cute, the bios update is version A08
#1524 [09:31] <n1kkoFTW> im on a A03 bios -.-'
#1525 [09:31] <Mulslaskarn> When I try to run Minecraft on my computer it says: "Can´t connect to Minecraft.net" Does anyone know how to fix it?
#1526 [09:31] <Thrae> Mulslaskarn: Can you get to minecraft.net in a browser?
#1527 [09:32] <Mulslaskarn> Nope
#1528 [09:32] <rymate1234> Mulslaskarn, what comes up?
#1529 [09:32] <rymate1234> when you try in browser
#1530 [09:32] <Mulslaskarn> Nothing :P
#1531 [09:33] <Thrae> Mulslaskarn: Used to pirate the game?
#1532 [09:33] <Mulslaskarn> No
#1533 [09:33] <n1kkoFTW> well, andway, im going to school
#1534 [09:33] <Mulslaskarn> I bought it legiiiit
#1535 [09:33] <n1kkoFTW> ill be back in a few to update bios, and hopefully get it working
#1536 [09:33] <n1kkoFTW> :P
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#1538 [09:42] * lolididtgetit [lolididtgetit@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1539 [09:42] <pudgetta> hi
#1540 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> hello?
#1541 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> ?
#1542 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> ?
#1543 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> -.-
#1544 [09:42] * TheRoot [TheRoot@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1545 [09:42] <pudgetta> i need some help with minecraft
#1546 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> HELLO?!?
#1547 [09:42] <oldtopmanserver> ;kick TheRoot snazzy message here
#1548 [09:42] <lolididtgetit> me to-.-'
#1549 [09:42] <pudgetta> it shuts down when i play it
#1550 [09:43] <oldtopmanserver> !k TheRoot hey
#1551 [09:43] <oldtopmanserver> !kick TheRoot
#1552 [09:43] * AuBot kicked oldtopmanserver from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#1553 [09:43] * oldtopmanserver [oldtopmanserver@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1554 [09:43] <pudgetta> ?
#1555 [09:43] <lolididtgetit> i bought the game and it sas im not premium -.-
#1556 [09:43] * TheRoot [TheRoot@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1557 [09:43] <lolididtgetit> WTF MAN !
#1558 [09:43] <lolididtgetit> 15 euros for nothing -.-
#1559 [09:43] <pudgetta> jep
#1560 [09:43] <pudgetta> m2
#1561 [09:44] <lolididtgetit> omg thaaats so gay !
#1562 [09:44] <lolididtgetit> ffs !!
#1563 [09:44] <lolididtgetit> -.-
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#1565 [09:44] <pudgetta> HELP!
#1566 [09:44] <pudgetta> someone
#1567 [09:45] <oldtopmanserver> ??> patience
#1568 [09:45] <oldtopmanserver> ?? patience
#1569 [09:45] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#1570 [09:45] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#1571 [09:45] <pudgetta> the game shuts down when i play it for 5 mins orso
#1572 [09:46] * blaphmat [blaphmat@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#1573 [09:46] <oldtopmanserver> pudgetta: use java 6
#1574 [09:46] <pudgetta> already installed
#1575 [09:46] <oldtopmanserver> Java 6 or java 7?
#1576 [09:47] <pudgetta> 6
#1577 [09:47] <tyteen4a03> ^what's this?
#1578 [09:47] <oldtopmanserver> hrm
#1579 [09:47] <oldtopmanserver> tyteen4a03: Go ask in #dragonweyr
#1580 [09:47] <oldtopmanserver> pudgetta: How exactly does it crash?
#1581 [09:47] <almostroot> oldtopmanserver: Any reason you were bring to kick TheRoot?
#1582 [09:48] <oldtopmanserver> almostroot: TheRoot is mi Lieutenant
#1583 [09:48] <oldtopmanserver> my*
#1584 [09:48] <almostroot> -_-
#1585 [09:48] * almostroot does not approve the of nick.
#1585 [09:48] <oldtopmanserver> almostroot: Go to #nerdcubed
#1586 [09:49] <almostroot> Wow, either autocorrect is spazzing, or pain meds are wonky this morning.
#1587 [09:49] <oldtopmanserver> I've set up quite a few scripts there
#1588 [09:49] <pudgetta> it just pops away
#1589 [09:49] <almostroot> tyteen4a03: That was me banning sprig from earlier.
#1590 [09:49] <almostroot> sprog*
#1591 [09:50] <oldtopmanserver> pudgetta: Do you have any antivirus?
#1592 [09:51] <pudgetta> jep
#1593 [09:51] <pudgetta> scanned it just a minute ago
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#1596 [09:54] <mib_ho9pnj> Hello
#1597 [09:54] <mib_ho9pnj> Can anyone help me??
#1598 [09:55] <almostroot> ?? ask
#1599 [09:55] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1600 [09:55] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1601 [09:56] <mib_ho9pnj> When I Login to play minecraft, all I get is the 'Mojang' screen and then just black??
#1602 [09:56] <oldtopmanserver> ??> mib_ho9pnj gpu/update
#1603 [09:56] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#1604 [09:56] <hogbog> 980:34c7:0:21f:d0ff:fe8c:5652 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :test
#1605 [09:57] <mib_ho9pnj> How do I do that??
#1606 [09:57] <oldtopmanserver> You download divers
#1607 [09:57] <oldtopmanserver> drivers*
#1608 [09:57] <mib_ho9pnj> So, i just search 'Download Driver' ??
#1609 [10:00] <mib_ho9pnj> I have downloaded the driver, but it doesnt work
#1610 [10:01] <mib_ho9pnj> When I look in my .minecraft folder, in my saves, there is world 1, and in that, there is nothing??
#1611 [10:01] <Thrae> mib_ho9pnj: You must install the downloaded driver, which should require a reboot.
#1612 [10:01] <mib_ho9pnj> Can I have a link for that??
#1613 [10:01] <mib_ho9pnj> Or how do I do that
#1614 [10:02] * |Kiikun|Janus| [|Kiikun|Janus|@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1615 [10:02] <rymate1234> mib_ho9pnj, what graphics card?
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#1617 [10:03] <mib_ho9pnj> I dont understand??
#1618 [10:03] <Thrae> mib_ho9pnj: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#1619 [10:03] <mib_ho9pnj> Windows
#1620 [10:03] <shmoo> hi i hav just uninstalled the yogbox and now when i try to play it is stuck on a downloading page??
#1621 [10:04] <Sinistrahd> now rymate...
#1622 [10:04] <Thrae> ??> mib_ho9pnj win/dxdiag
#1623 [10:04] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1624 [10:04] <Sinistrahd> mib_ho9pnj isn't you, is it? (also using btcentralplus)
#1625 [10:04] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#1627 [10:05] <RutgerSmeets> Hello
#1628 [10:05] <RutgerSmeets> Can someone help me please?
#1629 [10:06] <Thrae> Sinistrahd: Different IP ranges
#1630 [10:06] <RutgerSmeets> I think my router is blocking acces to the minecraft server.
#1631 [10:06] <Thrae> ?? ask
#1632 [10:06] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1633 [10:06] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1634 [10:06] <Thrae> Eww that's spammy.
#1635 [10:07] <RutgerSmeets> What are the most recommended settings for my router?
#1636 [10:07] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: www.portforward.com should have them.
#1637 [10:08] <mib_ho9pnj> Whats the IRC channel??
#1638 [10:08] <RutgerSmeets> I don't want to host a server, just play on one. I always get lag when I connect to one, but my internet connection and settings are fine. My Java JDK is also up to date. Shouls I still check potforward.com?
#1639 [10:09] <Thrae> mib_ho9pnj: You're talking on one right now.
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#1641 [10:09] <mib_ho9pnj> http://pastebin.com/XgjdwUZ4
#1642 [10:09] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Ah sorry....no, ignore that then
#1643 [10:09] <phoenix> i need help my minecraft won't download the latest version
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#1645 [10:10] <RutgerSmeets> Phoenix: Can you log in to the launcher?
#1646 [10:10] <almostroot> phoenix: Using Windows?
#1647 [10:10] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Try doing a traceroute to the server you want to connect to and see what the response time is
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#1649 [10:10] <phoenix> yes and yes
#1650 [10:11] <almostroot> ??> phoenix win/reinst/bat
#1651 [10:11] <VoxelHead> phoenix: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1652 [10:11] <VoxelHead> phoenix: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1653 [10:11] <phoenix> when it says download latest version i click yes then it stops
#1654 [10:11] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Open Command Prompt, tracert IPOrAddress
#1655 [10:11] <RutgerSmeets> Phoenix: Before login in, click options, the force update
#1656 [10:11] <phoenix> i've already tried that
#1657 [10:11] <RutgerSmeets> Phoenix: Or try to download the latest MineCraft.exe
#1658 [10:11] <phoenix> again did it
#1659 [10:11] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae: How do I do a traceroute?
#1660 [10:11] <mib_ho9pnj> #VoxelHead I pasted it, what next??
#1661 [10:12] <mib_ho9pnj> http://pastebin.com/XgjdwUZ4
#1662 [10:12] <almostroot> mib_ho9pnj: Do me a favor and check what version of JAva you have.
#1663 [10:12] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Open Command Prompt, enter in "tracert IPOrAddress" (without quotes) Example: tracert www.google.com
#1664 [10:12] <almostroot> ??> mib_ho9pnj java/version
#1665 [10:13] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1666 [10:13] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1667 [10:13] <phoenix> i have the latest version
#1668 [10:13] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae: Thanks, will do
#1669 [10:13] <almostroot> phoenix: I preface messages with the user the messages are directed to.
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#1671 [10:13] <phoenix> i'm just gonna reset my pc hopefully that helps
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#1673 [10:14] <Thrae> mib_ho9pnj: What model of laptop is this?
#1674 [10:14] <mib_ho9pnj> It says the the Java Plugin is out of date
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#1676 [10:15] <mib_ho9pnj> Samsung RV510
#1677 [10:15] <Thrae> That's fine -- the latest version of Java is 1.7, but you don't want to use 1.7. What version does it say you have?
#1678 [10:15] <wonder> for some reason I can no longer run mindcraft...when I log in it just gives me a blank screen
#1679 [10:15] <mib_ho9pnj> Wonder : Same Here
#1680 [10:15] <almostroot> mib_ho9pnj: Update your java version to 6 update 27.
#1681 [10:16] <Stese> wonder > have you got any texture packs installed?
#1682 [10:16] <almostroot> wonder: Check your Java version.
#1683 [10:16] <almostroot> ??> wonder java/version
#1684 [10:16] <VoxelHead> wonder: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1685 [10:16] <VoxelHead> wonder: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1686 [10:16] <mib_ho9pnj> Ok, Can I have a Download link??
#1687 [10:16] <almostroot> ??> mib_ho9pnj getjava
#1688 [10:16] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#1689 [10:16] <Calinou> hey, what's the command in command line to make the game auto-login? I currently use this:
#1690 [10:16] <Calinou> java -jar -Xmx1024M -Xms1024M Minecraft.jar
#1691 [10:16] <Calinou> pretty sure you can put username/password
#1692 [10:17] <almostroot> Calinou: There is no way to pass login credentials to the launcher at this time.
#1693 [10:17] <mib_ho9pnj> I have updated my Java
#1694 [10:17] <Calinou> Notch said it was possible...
#1695 [10:17] <Calinou> somewhere
#1696 [10:17] <almostroot> mib_ho9pnj: Check your Java version again.
#1697 [10:17] <almostroot> ??> mib_ho9pnj java/version
#1698 [10:17] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1699 [10:17] <VoxelHead> mib_ho9pnj: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1700 [10:19] <mib_ho9pnj> It says I have Version 6 Update 24
#1701 [10:20] <almostroot> mib_ho9pnj: Then you did not update your java version correctly. Download the update, run the program, restart all web browsers completely, then check your Java version.
#1702 [10:22] * mib_pt6zks [mib_pt6zks@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1703 [10:23] <mib_pt6zks> Ok, please can I have the link for checking my Java
#1704 [10:23] <Calinou> don't use java 7
#1705 [10:24] <mib_pt6zks> I was on this site before, they told me to install Version 6 Update 27
#1706 [10:24] <almostroot> ??> mib_pt6zks java/version
#1707 [10:24] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_pt6zks java/version
#1708 [10:24] <VoxelHead> mib_pt6zks: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#1709 [10:24] <Sinistrahd> doh
#1710 [10:24] <VoxelHead> mib_pt6zks: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#1711 [10:24] <almostroot> Sinistrahd: Ninja'd much? :P
#1712 [10:24] <Sinistrahd> indeed
#1713 [10:25] <mib_pt6zks> Yes, it says i Have Version 6 Update 27
#1714 [10:25] <almostroot> mib_pt6zks: Try running Minecraft now.
#1715 [10:25] <Thrae> Calinou: I think I did it by accident once, by either giving Minecraft.exe or javaw extra parameters.
#1716 [10:25] <Sinistrahd> almostroot: ninja, ninja, RAPPED! much?
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#1718 [10:25] <Sinistrahd> ah, Vanilla Ice
#1719 [10:25] <Thrae> Calinou: The saved credentials overwrite it, though
#1720 [10:25] <mib_mun06k> guys can anyone pls help me my minecraft crashed and now it says error
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#1722 [10:26] <Thrae> mib_mun06k: What's the error? If it's long, use pastebin.com.
#1723 [10:26] <mib_mun06k> ye
#1724 [10:26] <mib_mun06k> error e4 bla bla
#1725 [10:26] <mib_mun06k> sec i copy it
#1726 [10:26] <mib_pt6zks> No,it just comes up with a blank screen, could it be because i have downloaded texture packs??
#1727 [10:27] <RutgerSmeets> When I trace the IP I want to connect to, it comes up with a bunch of telia.net links. Why is my connection being routed though there? And why is the ping so high each time its being routed thorugh there?
#1728 [10:27] <almostroot> RutgerSmeets: Welcome to how the internet works.
#1729 [10:27] <mib_mun06k> Mods loaded: 1 ModLoader Beta 1.7.3 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to reporat this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT
#1730 [10:27] <almostroot> ??> mib_mun06k pastebin
#1731 [10:27] <VoxelHead> mib_mun06k: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#1732 [10:27] <mib_mun06k> ok thnx
#1733 [10:28] <mib_pt6zks> Can someone help?? :,it just comes up with a blank screen, could it be because i have downloaded texture packs??
#1734 [10:28] <mib_mun06k> this is the url
#1735 [10:28] <mib_mun06k> http://pastebin.com/EWHwd0cH
#1736 [10:28] <almostroot> mib_pt6zks: Likely. Using Windows?
#1737 [10:29] <mib_mun06k> yes
#1738 [10:29] <mib_mun06k> windows 7
#1739 [10:29] <mib_pt6zks> Yes, Windows 7
#1740 [10:29] <mib_mun06k> but i also tried to download aether mod
#1741 [10:29] <mib_pt6zks> They arent talking to you
#1742 [10:29] <almostroot> mib_mun06k: Read the first part of my messages to see who a message is targeted at.
#1743 [10:29] <mib_mun06k> oh
#1744 [10:29] <mib_mun06k> sorry
#1745 [10:30] <mib_pt6zks> What shall I do??
#1746 [10:30] <Thrae> mib_mun06k: Seems like its a problem with a mod or ModLoader. Delete your minecraft.jar and let it re-download, then either use it unmodded or try modding it again.
#1747 [10:30] <mib_mun06k> ok thanks ill try that
#1748 [10:30] <Thrae> mib_mun06k: For help with mods try #risucraft.
#1749 [10:30] <Calinou> !isdown
#1750 [10:30] <GreyBot> Calinou: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
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#1752 [10:31] <kermi> What shall I do??
#1753 [10:31] <mib_mun06k> i can only find .minecraft and not minecraft.jar
#1754 [10:31] <RutgerSmeets> !isdown
#1755 [10:31] <GreyBot> RutgerSmeets: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1756 [10:32] <RutgerSmeets> lol
#1757 [10:32] <RutgerSmeets> !isdown
#1758 [10:32] <GreyBot> RutgerSmeets: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1759 [10:32] <RutgerSmeets> Is he a bot?
#1760 [10:32] <Thrae> ??> mib_mun06k win/reinst
#1761 [10:32] <VoxelHead> mib_mun06k: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1762 [10:32] <VoxelHead> mib_mun06k: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1763 [10:32] <mib_mun06k> ok
#1764 [10:32] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: One would get an idea by his nickname ;)
#1765 [10:32] <RutgerSmeets> Hehe yeah
#1766 [10:33] <kermi> When i run minecraft i just get a blank screen??
#1767 [10:33] <RutgerSmeets> So ehm, my connection being routed through telia.net is normal and all?
#1768 [10:34] <RutgerSmeets> How do I copy from my cmd.exe?
#1769 [10:34] <kermi> ???
#1770 [10:34] <mib_mun06k> i can't delete the folders and files because it says it the files are already opened in another
#1771 [10:34] <RutgerSmeets> ??> kermi win/reinst
#1772 [10:34] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1773 [10:34] <VoxelHead> kermi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1774 [10:34] <RutgerSmeets> mib_mun06k Close mincraft and try again
#1775 [10:35] <mib_mun06k> ok thanks
#1776 [10:35] <kermi> Ok
#1777 [10:36] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Using the "Mark" command. You can also do "tracert address > log.txt" and then "notepad log.txt"
#1778 [10:37] <kermi> It worked!! Thanks a lot!!
#1779 [10:37] <Thrae> There are multiple factors for how things are routed through the Internet, the biggest being what is your ISP and what is the ISP that the address is using.
#1780 [10:37] <RutgerSmeets> Kermi: youre welcome
#1781 [10:38] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae my tracert http://pastebin.com/hJBSgKXD
#1782 [10:38] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae is it normal?
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#1784 [10:40] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: Yep. Really anything <300ms is decent for games like Minecraft.
#1785 [10:40] <Thrae> RutgerSmeets: When you get these lag storms, what is your FPS like?
#1786 [10:41] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae My FPS is always around 100. The only lag I experience are block and chat lag.
#1787 [10:44] <Thrae> Hmm, and no one else on the server experiences this?
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#1789 [10:45] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae No, and tuning off firewall doesnt help.
#1790 [10:45] <RutgerSmeets> Thrae I think my router settings are causing the issues, my dad set everything to super safe.
#1791 [10:46] <Thrae> Yeah that could do it. Also if you use any type of "Internet Protection" like Norton, McAffee, etc.
#1792 [10:46] <RutgerSmeets> Im running Norman AV
#1793 [10:47] <Wundsalz> [14:58:42] <Thrae> Wundsalz: Hmm, should work with the latest stable version of Java
#1794 [10:47] <Wundsalz> [14:58:48] <mib_mnlj36> i needs help D;
#1795 [10:47] <Wundsalz> [14:58:58] <Thrae> Wundsalz: Windows?
#1796 [10:48] <Wundsalz> @thrae: sry for the late replay - yes I'm using windows.
#1797 [10:51] <Thrae> "Norman AV"? What the heck is a "Norman AV"? Surely you mean Norton?
#1798 [10:51] <RutgerSmeets> No, I mean Norman.
#1799 [10:51] <Thrae> Wundsalz: What was your problem?
#1800 [10:51] <Thrae> That's just weird.
#1801 [10:51] <RutgerSmeets> http://norman.com/
#1802 [10:52] <RutgerSmeets> Its been around for ages
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#1805 [10:57] <mib_mun06k> it still doesn't work
#1806 [10:57] <RutgerSmeets> What error do you get?
#1807 [10:57] <mib_mun06k> i deleted the folders and files and now it keeps stuck at done loading
#1808 [10:57] <mib_mun06k> after i installed modloader i tried to play minecraft in browser
#1809 [10:58] <RutgerSmeets> Redownload minecraft.exe
#1810 [10:58] <mib_mun06k> and it keeps stuck at done loading
#1811 [10:58] <mib_mun06k> ok
#1812 [10:58] <mib_mun06k> and then just login in the screen
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#1814 [10:58] <RutgerSmeets> And make sure you delete the META_INF folder after modding minecraft.jar
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#1816 [10:58] <Joelsen> Hello
#1817 [10:59] <RutgerSmeets> Hey
#1818 [10:59] <Joelsen> Im getting the error "Not Downloaded"
#1819 [10:59] <Joelsen> when i run the game:S
#1820 [10:59] <RutgerSmeets> When are you getting the error exactly?
#1821 [10:59] <Joelsen> When i try to login
#1822 [10:59] <RutgerSmeets> Click options, then force update and try again
#1823 [10:59] <Thrae> Joelsen: What's your account name?
#1824 [11:00] <Joelsen> Joelsen123
#1825 [11:00] <Thrae> !paid Joelsen123
#1826 [11:00] <RutgerSmeets> Woops
#1827 [11:00] <Joelsen> Woot?!
#1828 [11:00] <Joelsen> I just paid..
#1829 [11:00] <Thrae> ?? paid
#1830 [11:00] <Joelsen> I just bought
#1831 [11:00] <RutgerSmeets> Give it some time to update
#1832 [11:00] <Joelsen> My fault:D
#1833 [11:01] <Thrae> Joelsen: It can take up to 48 hours (not including weekends).
#1834 [11:01] <RutgerSmeets> Also check your email for a confirmation
#1835 [11:01] <RutgerSmeets> !paid RutgerSmeets
#1836 [11:01] <RutgerSmeets> :)
#1837 [11:01] <RutgerSmeets> !paid Notch
#1838 [11:01] * AuBot kicked RutgerSmeets from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
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#1841 [11:02] <RutgerSmeets> lol dont type ! p a i d Notch or you will get kicked
#1842 [11:03] <Joelsen> I had checked my email for Confirmation
#1843 [11:03] <RutgerSmeets> Found one?
#1844 [11:03] <Joelsen> Yes
#1845 [11:03] <RutgerSmeets> Well, what does it say?
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#1847 [11:04] <Thrae> Confirmation from Mojang, not Paypal
#1848 [11:05] <RutgerSmeets> !paid Thrae
#1849 [11:05] <RutgerSmeets> :O
#1850 [11:06] <Thrae> No one said my nick has to be the same as my Minecraft account name ;)
#1851 [11:06] <rymate1234> !paid Nobody
#1852 [11:06] <rymate1234> :0
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#1854 [11:07] <Stese> !paid Notch
#1855 [11:07] * AuBot kicked Stese from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Notch has paid for Minecraft!)
#1856 [11:07] <RutgerSmeets> Hehe
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#1858 [11:07] <Stese> well of course notch has :P
#1859 [11:07] <Thrae> !paid Mojang
#1860 [11:08] <Thrae> But his company hasn't!
#1861 [11:08] <PandaMan> Hello. I'm trying to run minecraft but I@m having some problems. Can you guys help?
#1862 [11:08] <Stese> PandaMan > sure, how can we helkp?
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#1864 [11:08] <RutgerSmeets> lol
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#1866 [11:08] <Thrae> You must respond within 15ms
#1867 [11:09] <RutgerSmeets> Oh I see, my mistake :P
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#1869 [11:09] <RutgerSmeets> wb Panda, how can we help?
#1870 [11:09] <PandaMan> sorry about that..
#1871 [11:09] <Stese> wb
#1872 [11:09] <Stese> how can we help?
#1873 [11:09] <PandaMan> Well basically when I try to run minecraft the pre-load bar fills up and then the game just shuts down
#1874 [11:10] <PandaMan> And I get a java error message
#1875 [11:10] <RutgerSmeets> Pandaman win/reinst
#1876 [11:10] <Thrae> PandaMan: Windows?
#1877 [11:10] <munkey> pleeeeese help me smart people that know stuff about computers....which one is better....http://www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/acer-acer-17-3-laptop-featuring-intel-core-i5-2410m-processor-as7750g-6634-black-as7750g-6634/10172578.aspx?path=246f0ae6b23c25432777a456bfb5216fen02&lang=en-CA&pcname=&sku=10172578&ActiveTab=Tab_details OR THIShttp://h10010.www1.hp.co
#1878 [11:10] <PandaMan> yes, windows
#1879 [11:10] <munkey> http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/ca/en/ho/WF06b/321957-321957-3329744-64354-64354-5082212-5118959.html *
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#1881 [11:10] <Thrae> ??> PandaMan win/reinst
#1882 [11:10] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1883 [11:10] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1884 [11:10] <Stese> munkey > not the right place to ask
#1885 [11:10] <PandaMan> I've tried reinstalling both minecraft and java
#1886 [11:11] <munkey> poop
#1887 [11:11] <Thrae> ??> PandaMan win/javara
#1888 [11:11] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#1889 [11:11] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#1890 [11:11] <RutgerSmeets> !kik munkey
#1891 [11:11] <RutgerSmeets> !kick munkey
#1892 [11:11] * AuBot kicked RutgerSmeets from #minecrafthelp (Reason: No. Just...No.)
#1893 [11:11] <Guest86032> Can anyone help me? I have a problem with running minecraft it always says that it can't find the mc.net server and i mean ALWAYS! none of my friends are having this problem and my internet is fine. Help please?
#1894 [11:11] <munkey> :O
#1895 [11:11] <Joelsen> Where is the .minecraft folder supposed to be?
#1896 [11:11] <munkey> %appdataa%/Roaming
#1897 [11:12] <Thrae> Guest86032: Can you connect to minecraft.net in a browser on this same computer?
#1898 [11:12] <Guest86032> yep
#1899 [11:12] <Thrae> Joelsen: %APPDATA%/.minecraft on Windows
#1900 [11:12] <rymate1234> Guest86032, Play in browser?
#1901 [11:12] <Joelsen> Can u give path?
#1902 [11:12] <Stese> ?? Guest86032 win/reinstall
#1903 [11:12] <Guest86032> ok thanks
#1904 [11:12] <Thrae> Joelsen: %APPDATA%\.minecraft should work if put into Run
#1905 [11:13] <Stese> ?? Guest86032 win/reinstall
#1906 [11:13] <Stese> ?? Guest86032 win/reinst
#1907 [11:13] <Stese> lol, Phail!
#1908 [11:13] <Thrae> Stese: You're missing the >
#1909 [11:13] <Stese> yeah, just noticed
#1910 [11:13] <Stese> *sigh*
#1911 [11:14] <Thrae> ??> Guest86032 win/reinst
#1912 [11:14] <VoxelHead> Guest86032: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1913 [11:14] <VoxelHead> Guest86032: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1914 [11:14] <Joelsen> Fuck this
#1915 [11:14] * AuBot kicked Joelsen from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1917 [11:15] <mib_wqjgqx> I WANT MY MONEY BACK
#1918 [11:15] <skill> I need help. I'm getting an error message that states: Bad video card drivers! Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
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#1920 [11:16] <Thrae> skill: This usually indicates that your video card and/or video card drivers do not properly support OpenGL. Have you tried updating the drivers?
#1921 [11:16] <skill> How do I do that?
#1922 [11:17] <PandaMan> Using JavaRa didn't help
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#1925 [11:17] <PandaMan> The message that comes up is
#1926 [11:17] <PandaMan> # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: #
#1927 [11:18] <PandaMan> # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x67cb5861, pid=6388, tid=6744
#1928 [11:18] <PandaMan> # JRE version: 6.0_26-b03
#1929 [11:18] <PandaMan> # Java VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (20.1-b02 mixed mode windows-x86 )
#1930 [11:18] <PandaMan> # Problematic frame:
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#1932 [11:18] <PandaMan> # C [aticfx32.dll+0x25861]
#1933 [11:19] <mib_zqaxr2> hello?
#1934 [11:19] <Stese> Hello
#1935 [11:19] <skill> My son really wants this game, but I don't know how to update the driver. Do i need to buy an upgraded video card?
#1936 [11:19] <Thrae> ??> skill win/dxdiag
#1937 [11:19] <VoxelHead> skill: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1938 [11:19] <VoxelHead> skill: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1939 [11:20] <Stese> mib_zqaxr2 > can we help?
#1940 [11:20] <mib_zqaxr2> got this java problem and could really use some help # A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: # # EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005) at pc=0x00000000, pid=4788, tid=3080
#1941 [11:20] <mib_zqaxr2> cant even get minecraft started
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#1943 [11:20] <PandaMan> Does that error message mean anything to you guys or should I wait fir Java to get back to me?
#1944 [11:21] <Wahrheit|BC> Kealper: xales: I built you guys something :)
#1945 [11:21] <Wahrheit|BC> http://wahrheit.imgur.com/minecraft__mcsummaxrcom27265#LVYSy
#1946 [11:21] <Thrae> PandaMan: Can you paste the entire error message into pastebin.com and give us the link?
#1947 [11:21] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: Can you paste the entire error message into pastebin.com and give us the link?
#1948 [11:21] <PandaMan> ok
#1949 [11:22] <mib_zqaxr2> http://pastebin.com/fE4yBAe9
#1950 [11:22] <mib_zqaxr2> there
#1951 [11:22] <PandaMan> http://pastebin.com/tzmLKL6Q
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#1954 [11:24] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: Update your drivers at ati.com
#1955 [11:24] <Thrae> PandaMan: You too
#1956 [11:25] <RiGi> guys is here anyone responsible for Jobs plugin :)
#1957 [11:25] <mib_zqaxr2> i tried that
#1958 [11:25] <RiGi> after sometime...plugin is disabled with error
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#1961 [11:25] <RiGi> java.sql.SQLException: invalid database address: jdbc:h2:plugins/Jobs/jobs
#1962 [11:25] <RiGi> 2.4.6 version
#1963 [11:25] <Thrae> ??> mib_zqaxr2 win/dxdiag
#1964 [11:25] <VoxelHead> mib_zqaxr2: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1965 [11:25] <VoxelHead> mib_zqaxr2: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1966 [11:25] <Thrae> RiGi: Is this Bukkit? Try #bukkit
#1967 [11:25] <RiGi> yep i did
#1968 [11:25] <Thrae> We don't help with mods or bukkit here.
#1969 [11:26] <RiGi> ok thanks anyway
#1970 [11:28] <mib_zqaxr2> http://pastebin.com/6YscrFsV
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#1972 [11:28] <froglegstew> hello.
#1973 [11:28] <froglegstew> i have a question
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#1975 [11:29] <froglegstew> hello?
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#1977 [11:29] <froglegstew> can somebody help me?
#1978 [11:29] <froglegstew> hello?
#1979 [11:29] <PandaMan> I have no idea how to update my drivers. Can someone elaborate?
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#1981 [11:30] <mib_zz0uzd> hello
#1982 [11:30] <Thrae> PandaMan: Go to www.ati.com, Support & Drivers, enter in your video card model.
#1983 [11:30] <Wahrheit|BC> Or use the steam updater
#1984 [11:30] <Wahrheit|BC> :D
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#1986 [11:30] <PandaMan> how do I find out my video card model?
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#1988 [11:30] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: There should be later drivers than that on www.ati.com. Also go to www.creative.com and update your sound card drivers, which are very out of date.
#1989 [11:31] <Thrae> ??> PandaMan win/dxdiag
#1990 [11:31] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1991 [11:31] <VoxelHead> PandaMan: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1992 [11:32] <mib_zqaxr2> thats my problem too, dont rly know my models
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#1994 [11:33] <PandaMan> http://pastebin.com/V9eqthku
#1995 [11:33] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: You have an ATI Radeon 4800 Series video card and a Creative SoundBlaster (SB) X-FI sound card.
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#1997 [11:34] <rymate1234> mib_zqaxr2, you also have an Intel i3 processor
#1998 [11:34] <Thrae> PandaMan: You have Intel HD Graphics (for the Core i3). This is known to have problems with games that use OpenGL, which Minecraft is one of them. Go to downloadcenter.intel.com to get the latest drivers -- they have a detect utility./
#1999 [11:35] <PandaMan> ok
#2000 [11:35] <Thrae> rymate1234: Wrong pastebin ;)
#2001 [11:35] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2 has a Core 2 Quad
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#2003 [11:35] <rymate1234> oh meh
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#2005 [11:35] <frogaincia> Hi
#2006 [11:35] <frogaincia> I just bought mc
#2007 [11:36] <frogaincia> And when I try and download, it says it cannot create the Java Virtual machine
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#2009 [11:36] <Thrae> frogaincia: What's the full error message? Use http://pastebin.com.
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#2011 [11:37] <frogaincia> http://pastebin.com/EVCBEY9x
#2012 [11:37] <Thrae> Succinct
#2013 [11:37] <frogaincia> What?
#2014 [11:38] <Thrae> frogaincia: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#2015 [11:38] <frogaincia> Windows
#2016 [11:38] <Thrae> ??> frogaincia win/javara
#2017 [11:38] <VoxelHead> frogaincia: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2018 [11:38] <VoxelHead> frogaincia: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2019 [11:38] <frogaincia> Ok, I'll try that
#2020 [11:39] <skill> thank you. I will try it when I get home.
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#2023 [11:47] <PandaMan> Thrae: I went to that site and tried the detect thingy and nothing is happening. How do I do it without the detect utility?
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#2025 [11:49] <Thrae> PandaMan: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/confirm.aspx?httpDown=http://downloadmirror.intel.com/20037/a08/Win7Vista_64_15221.exe&lang=eng&Dwnldid=20037&keyword=%22intel+hd+graphics%22
#2026 [11:50] <PandaMan> Ok downloading that now
#2027 [11:51] <mib_zqaxr2> im back, and i cant find Creative SoundBlaster (SB) X-FI drivers, and if i try to auto update it says i got the latest
#2028 [11:51] <mib_zqaxr2> but i think i dont have
#2029 [11:52] <rymate1234> PandaMan, once its downloaded, run the file, install it, and when its installed reboot pc
#2030 [11:53] <PandaMan> sorry could you say that again... I acciodentally turned German translation on...:s
#2031 [11:53] <PandaMan> don't worry
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#2033 [11:53] <rymate1234> PandaMan, once its downloaded, run the file, install it, and when its installed reboot pc
#2034 [11:53] <PandaMan> ok will do
#2035 [11:54] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: Is this a desktop or notebook?
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#2037 [11:54] <oldtopman> .!kick TheRoot test
#2038 [11:54] <mib_zqaxr2> desktop
#2039 [11:54] <oldtopman> .kick TheRoot test
#2040 [11:54] <oldtopman> ;kick TheRoot test
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#2046 [11:55] <oldtopmanserver> ;kick TheRoot test
#2047 [11:55] <oldtopmanserver> hrm
#2048 [11:55] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: Try this -- http://support.creative.com/Products/ProductDetails.aspx?catID=1&CatName=Sound+Blaster&subCatID=231&subCatName=MIDI+Keyboards&prodID=17751&prodName=Sound+Blaster+X-Fi+Surround+5.1&bTopTwenty=1&VARSET=prodfaq:PRODFAQ_17751,VARSET=CategoryID:1
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#2050 [11:56] <silver_paws> anyone having an issue with the crafting table?
#2051 [11:56] <oldtopmanserver> silver_paws: Howso?
#2052 [11:56] <silver_paws> mine wont combine anything
#2053 [11:57] <silver_paws> things will still split liter they should but i cant combine them to make tool or boxes
#2054 [11:59] <mib_zqaxr2> dosnet work, says i need windows 7, i got vista
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#2057 [12:02] <the> can some one help me
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#2059 [12:03] <the> help
#2060 [12:03] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: You want the driver pack.
#2061 [12:03] <mib_r027yr> lol
#2062 [12:03] <Thrae> the: You have to tell us what's wrong.
#2063 [12:04] <the> when ever i play minecraft it sayd done loading then goes black
#2064 [12:04] <silver_paws> so no one knows whats wrong with the crafting table?
#2065 [12:04] <mib_zqaxr2> how do i get the driver pack?
#2066 [12:05] <Thrae> mib_zqaxr2: It's on the same page as the link I posted.
#2067 [12:05] <Thrae> the: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#2068 [12:05] <PandaMan> Thrae, after running the program it came up with an error message saying "The driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer manufacturer"
#2069 [12:05] <Thrae> PandaMan: Well that sucks. Do you have the latest from your computer manufacturer's website?
#2070 [12:05] <PandaMan> idk
#2071 [12:06] <the> windows
#2072 [12:06] <Thrae> PandaMan: Toshiba, right? Go to their website, support section, and enter in your model (Satellite C660 it looks like)
#2073 [12:06] <Thrae> ??> the win/reinst
#2074 [12:06] <VoxelHead> the: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2075 [12:07] <VoxelHead> the: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2077 [12:10] <PandaMan> Thrae, through searching, these are all the drivers that came up
#2078 [12:10] <PandaMan> http://uk.computers.toshiba-europe.com/innovation/windows7_drivers.jsp?macId=&LNG=1&mode=allMachines&userOS=&action=search&selCategory=2&selFamily=2&selSeries=312&selProduct=6013&selShortMod=1034&selOS=30&selType=all&country=8&language=13&useDate=1&dayupload=30&monthupload=4&yearupload=2009&search=
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#2080 [12:11] <mib_b5zizk> Hello?
#2081 [12:12] <mib_zqaxr2> Setup is unable to detect a supported product on your system. Please ensure that your product is propelry installed before running this Setup program.
#2082 [12:12] <the> Ok, that didn't work..what next?
#2083 [12:12] <mib_b5zizk> Okay i tryed downloading a texture pack and now it wont let my go on
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#2085 [12:13] <mib_zwmlyz> hi
#2086 [12:14] <mib_b5zizk> are u a worker can u help me??
#2087 [12:14] <mib_b5zizk> can anyone helpp mee?
#2088 [12:14] <andrewkm> yes
#2089 [12:14] <mib_b5zizk> Okay i tryed downloading a texture pack and now it wont let my go on
#2090 [12:15] <mib_b5zizk> please help
#2091 [12:15] <PandaMan> lol where are you Thrae?
#2092 [12:16] <mib_b5zizk> Pleasee pleasee help
#2093 [12:16] <andrewkm> do a fresh install of ur mc
#2094 [12:16] <mib_b5zizk> will i lose all my stuff?
#2095 [12:17] <andrewkm> back it up
#2096 [12:17] <mib_b5zizk> whats that mean?
#2097 [12:18] <andrewkm> back your saves up
#2098 [12:18] <andrewkm> and ne other info you need, then do a fresh install
#2099 [12:18] <mib_b5zizk> How do i do that
#2100 [12:18] <PandaMan> make a copy of all the files
#2101 [12:18] <mib_b5zizk> It wont even let my get to the main thing
#2102 [12:18] <andrewkm> back your files up, delete .minecraft
#2103 [12:18] <mib_b5zizk> it shows like produrcers then doesnt work
#2104 [12:18] <andrewkm> and re download it
#2105 [12:19] <mib_b5zizk> How do i back up my files?
#2106 [12:19] <andrewkm> ...
#2107 [12:19] <andrewkm> copy them to another location
#2108 [12:19] <mib_b5zizk> I siee
#2109 [12:19] <mib_b5zizk> How do i get to my files
#2110 [12:19] <andrewkm> in ur .minecraft folder
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#2112 [12:19] <mib_b5zizk> Thank you:)
#2113 [12:20] <the> I want to try to do a fresh install, but Minecraft doesn't show up in my list of programs. Where do I find it?
#2114 [12:20] <Thrae> PandaMan: Display Driver. You want the Display Driver.
#2115 [12:20] <PandaMan> ok
#2116 [12:20] <Thrae> ??> the win/reinst
#2117 [12:20] <VoxelHead> the: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2118 [12:20] <VoxelHead> the: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
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#2120 [12:20] <Thrae> the: What part of those instructions are bothering you?
#2121 [12:21] <MissMockingbird> Hey, i need help with my minecraft (which should be obvious)
#2122 [12:21] <mib_b5zizk> Alright i loooked up my minecraft folder and nothing came up?
#2123 [12:21] <the> VoxelHead, I did that. Did not work.
#2124 [12:21] <andrewkm> Read above you
#2125 [12:21] <andrewkm> %appdata%
#2126 [12:21] <andrewkm> .minecraft
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#2129 [12:22] <MissMockingbird> whenever i open my minecraft game the window goes black
#2130 [12:22] <andrewkm> fresh install
#2131 [12:22] <MissMockingbird> i know its still running because i can click buttons etc
#2132 [12:22] <andrewkm> Do a fresh install
#2133 [12:22] <MissMockingbird> ive tried updating, deleteing texture packs etc
#2134 [12:23] <mib_b5zizk> what is +R keys
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#2136 [12:23] <PandaMan> ... ?!? It says "The driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer manufacturer"
#2137 [12:23] <andrewkm> Start find %appdata% .minecraft backup delete run install problem solved
#2138 [12:23] <MissMockingbird> how do i install? ive deleted my .minecraft folder and then updated from the launcher if thats what you mean
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#2141 [12:24] <MissMockingbird> and that didnt solve the problem
#2142 [12:24] <andrewkm> fresh install
#2143 [12:24] <Thrae> PandaMan: Ouch. Sounds like you'll have to contact Toshiba -- there's something wrong with your computer
#2144 [12:24] <mib_vzx7uz> i am loding beta and it stuck when its updating
#2145 [12:24] <MissMockingbird> ...how?
#2146 [12:24] <mib_vzx7uz> can somebody help me
#2147 [12:24] <mib_vzx7uz> ?
#2148 [12:25] <PandaMan> Thrae, it says "The driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer manufacturer"
#2149 [12:25] <PandaMan> again
#2150 [12:25] <PandaMan> oh lol didn't see you replied
#2151 [12:25] <PandaMan> sorry
#2152 [12:25] <mib_b5zizk> All i have to do is delete the texture pack but i cant get to that scrreeen?
#2153 [12:25] <Thrae> PandaMan: Yeah, sounds like there's something wrong with your install of Windows or something.
#2154 [12:26] <Thrae> ??> mib_b5zizk win/reinst
#2155 [12:26] <VoxelHead> mib_b5zizk: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2156 [12:26] <VoxelHead> mib_b5zizk: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2157 [12:26] <PandaMan> damn... It's not even my laptop. I'm trying to get mc working for my brother
#2158 [12:26] <PandaMan> :(
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#2160 [12:27] <PandaMan> Thrae, are there no alternatives?
#2161 [12:27] <MissMockingbird> i need new advice. ive tried everything that been suggested to me apart from buying a new version of the game and none of it has worked. HELP!
#2162 [12:29] <Thrae> PandaMan: Have you run JavaRa?
#2163 [12:30] <Thrae> ??> MissMockingbird win/reinst
#2164 [12:30] <VoxelHead> MissMockingbird: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2165 [12:30] <VoxelHead> MissMockingbird: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2166 [12:31] <PandaMan> Thrae, Yes I have. What are you actually supposed to do with it though? I did the uninstall old java programs, but do I need to update Java?
#2167 [12:31] <the> VoxelHead: I did that, did not work, where do I go to delete this game so I can try a fresh install. It is not listed in my programs.
#2168 [12:31] <Thrae> PandaMan: Go to www.java.com and get Java 1.6
#2169 [12:31] <MissMockingbird> windows +R? ive tried a version of that except i just deleted everything. my saves werent that important. then i ran the launcher and it updtaed everything and it still wont work!
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#2171 [12:32] <Thrae> the: You've already deleted it if you deleted the files in .minecraft.
#2172 [12:32] <Thrae> ?? bot
#2173 [12:32] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#2174 [12:32] <the> oh, thank you Thrae. I will go do an install.
#2175 [12:32] <Thrae> the: Minecraft doesn
#2176 [12:33] <Thrae> ...doesn't have a Programs listing in Windows (or any OS).
#2177 [12:34] <MissMockingbird> You have been no help -.-
#2178 [12:35] <PandaMan> Thrae, I assume that is the one it suggests on the site: Java Version 6 Update 27?
#2179 [12:35] <Thrae> PandaMan: Yep
#2180 [12:35] <PandaMan> ok
#2181 [12:35] <Thrae> ??> MissMockingbird win/javara
#2182 [12:35] <VoxelHead> MissMockingbird: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#2183 [12:35] <VoxelHead> MissMockingbird: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#2184 [12:37] <CueDestruction> !paid plusnine
#2185 [12:37] <CueDestruction> :P
#2186 [12:38] <PandaMan> Thrae: :( Still not working... Do I need to restart the computer after installing the latest Java?
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#2188 [12:39] <CueDestruction> Probably, try that..
#2189 [12:39] <CueDestruction> Idk rly
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#2191 [12:40] <Thrae> PandaMan: Couldn't hurt. Shouldn't need to.
#2192 [12:41] <PandaMan> Ok brb then
#2193 [12:41] <Flor> can someone help me??
#2194 [12:42] <the> Fresh install did not work...trying the javara thing...
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#2197 [12:47] <PandaMan> :/ Still nothing :(
#2198 [12:47] <PandaMan> What are my options Thrae?
#2199 [12:50] <the> How do I get my money back then? It doesn't work
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#2201 [12:51] <helpmeplease> hello
#2202 [12:51] <AG_Scott> the: Mojang doesn't provide refunds.
#2203 [12:51] <AG_Scott> Why doesn't it work?
#2204 [12:52] <CueDestruction> Oh, scott - btw thanks
#2205 [12:52] <CueDestruction> :)
#2206 [12:52] <the> It just goes to a blank gray screen.
#2207 [12:53] <the> I have done the things suggested here, deleting files, fresh install, JavaRa and updating my Java
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#2209 [12:53] <PandaMan> What are my options? I have the correct Java, I can't update my drivers and mc won't work... :(
#2210 [12:55] <the> :s
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#2212 [12:55] <Calinou> don't use java 7...
#2213 [12:56] <Calinou> rutgersmeets when he was here: !paid Notch
#2214 [12:56] <the> I have the 6 update 27
#2215 [12:56] <Calinou> oh yaay, I'm not kicked :P
#2216 [12:56] <Calinou> the: oh...
#2217 [12:56] <Calinou> how can't you update your graphic drivers?
#2218 [12:56] <PandaMan> same as the
#2219 [12:56] <Calinou> what's is your graphics card
#2220 [12:56] <PandaMan> I have version 6 update 27
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#2222 [12:57] <PandaMan> how do I find out what my graphics card is?
#2223 [12:58] <Calinou> ?? win/dxdiag
#2224 [12:58] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2225 [12:58] <Calinou> read above
#2226 [12:58] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2227 [12:59] <PandaMan> http://mibpaste.com/X9hlPw
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#2229 [12:59] <n1kkoFTW> hello
#2230 [13:00] <n1kkoFTW> opp
#2231 [13:00] <n1kkoFTW> BIOS update time. :P
#2232 [13:00] <PandaMan> Calinou, also I can't update the drivers because when I try it says that the driver is not validated for my computer
#2233 [13:00] <Calinou> just accept the warning...
#2234 [13:00] <Calinou> it's just a warning
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#2237 [13:04] <the> http://pastebin.com/0WHzSDb1
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#2239 [13:05] <n1kkoFTW> could an out of date BIOS lead to problems when trying to update video drivers?
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#2241 [13:08] <PandaMan> Still doesn't work. Here is the error message
#2242 [13:08] <PandaMan> http://mibpaste.com/FFDHo9
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#2245 [13:11] <PandaMan> ...?
#2246 [13:11] <n1kkoFTW> panda
#2247 [13:11] <n1kkoFTW> what version of java you running?
#2248 [13:12] <PandaMan> version 6 update 27
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#2250 [13:12] <n1kkoFTW> 64 bit or 32 bit?
#2251 [13:12] <xXmr_sparksXx> hello
#2252 [13:12] <PandaMan> I don't know... how do I find out and which is neccessary\/
#2253 [13:13] <xXmr_sparksXx> does anyone know how to contact minecraft themselves?
#2254 [13:13] <n1kkoFTW> control panel<programs and features<unistall programs, and look in that list for java
#2255 [13:13] <xXmr_sparksXx> because i can't log in it keeps saying login fail
#2256 [13:14] <n1kkoFTW> yeah, hang on, let me fetch the email for you
#2257 [13:14] <xXmr_sparksXx> thank you
#2258 [13:14] <n1kkoFTW> support@mojang.com
#2259 [13:14] <PandaMan> Ok a found it on the list. I cant see anything to do with 32 or 64 bit
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#2261 [13:14] <n1kkoFTW> hmm.
#2262 [13:15] <n1kkoFTW> http://java.com/en/ go there and click on, "Do I have Java?"
#2263 [13:15] <n1kkoFTW> its under the big red button
#2264 [13:15] <xXmr_sparksXx> I've been trying to log in for about a month and still cant
#2265 [13:15] <n1kkoFTW> what happens when you try to logon?
#2266 [13:16] <n1kkoFTW> like, is there an error message?
#2267 [13:16] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround?
#2268 [13:16] <n1kkoFTW> a lot of people are haveing trouble with classic mode. :/
#2269 [13:17] <xXmr_sparksXx> yeah it say login failed
#2270 [13:17] <Wundsalz> well it works with the WoM client, beta is running fine too
#2271 [13:17] <xXmr_sparksXx> try again
#2272 [13:17] <n1kkoFTW> are you sure you entered the right information?
#2273 [13:17] <Wundsalz> it's just the webclient causing trouble after the java update
#2274 [13:17] <almostroot> Wundsalz: What browser are you using?
#2275 [13:17] <Wundsalz> firefox
#2276 [13:17] <almostroot> Wundsalz: What version? Have you tried Chrome or Opera?
#2277 [13:17] <Wundsalz> also tried it witha freshly installed opera
#2278 [13:18] <Wundsalz> ff v6.0.1
#2279 [13:18] <xXmr_sparksXx> yes
#2280 [13:18] <xXmr_sparksXx> i enter my user and pass
#2281 [13:18] <PandaMan> n1kkoFTW are you saying I should click the "need help?" button?
#2282 [13:18] <n1kkoFTW> no, the "do I have Java button"
#2283 [13:18] <n1kkoFTW> its under the big red download button
#2284 [13:19] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/WS10kJ almostroot, can you take a look at this please?
#2285 [13:19] <xXmr_sparksXx> nikko do u work for minecraft notch or mojang?
#2286 [13:19] <n1kkoFTW> no
#2287 [13:19] <PandaMan> Oh right. Yes it says I have version 6 update 27
#2288 [13:19] <n1kkoFTW> are all other previos versions of java uninstalled?
#2289 [13:20] <almostroot> n1kkoFTW: I assume the graphics card drivers are the latest?
#2290 [13:20] <almostroot> ??< index
#2291 [13:20] * AG_Scott noms on sodium covered noodles.
#2291 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> i had java 7 as well as 6-27 and it conflicted
#2292 [13:20] <PandaMan> If JavaRa worked correctly then yes
#2293 [13:20] <xXmr_sparksXx> nikko can i contact notch or someone that can help me with my account
#2294 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> almostroot, the newest driver from nvidia wont work
#2295 [13:20] <xXmr_sparksXx> btw
#2296 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> it says non compatible hardware found
#2297 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> sparks, go to the email i sent you
#2298 [13:21] <xXmr_sparksXx> i tried to log on my minecraft using my account but it wont work
#2299 [13:21] <n1kkoFTW> but, almostroot, i have installed the latest driver from the dell support page
#2300 [13:21] <xXmr_sparksXx> can u send it again
#2301 [13:21] <n1kkoFTW> support@mojang.com
#2302 [13:21] <n1kkoFTW> support@mojang.com
#2303 [13:21] <xXmr_sparksXx> i send them a message asap
#2304 [13:21] <xXmr_sparksXx> thanks
#2305 [13:21] <n1kkoFTW> np
#2306 [13:21] <AG_Scott> xXmr_sparksXx: when did you buy the game?
#2307 [13:22] <Wundsalz> gnah oracle is a pain in the love-hole -_-
#2308 [13:22] <n1kkoFTW> heres the thing though, if i run minecraft with integrated graphics, it works decent, like, 20-30 fps. but for some reason, i cant run it with my nvidia card
#2309 [13:25] <n1kkoFTW> the lates version that it will allow me to install is 267.64, which i found on the dell site. The latest version nvidia offers, which doesnt work, is 280.26
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#2311 [13:25] <lPgSGQiSB> hello
#2312 [13:25] <lPgSGQiSB> can someone help me with classic multiplayer?
#2313 [13:25] <n1kkoFTW> all of my drivers, except for the nvidia one is up to date
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#2315 [13:26] <aOXDoTDme> hi sorry back again did anyone say yes?
#2316 [13:26] <aOXDoTDme> hello????
#2317 [13:27] <n1kkoFTW> everyone disappeared. O_O
#2318 [13:27] <aOXDoTDme> they are gone
#2319 [13:27] <aOXDoTDme> can u help me?
#2320 [13:28] <n1kkoFTW> probably not. :P
#2321 [13:28] <aOXDoTDme> cant get classic multiplayer to work
#2322 [13:28] <n1kkoFTW> i cant get anything to work. -.-
#2323 [13:29] <MissMockingbird> D: same here
#2324 [13:29] <aOXDoTDme> minecraft or your life
#2325 [13:29] <the> Not working yet here either...
#2326 [13:29] <MissMockingbird> ....both XD
#2327 [13:29] <PandaMan> same here...
#2328 [13:29] <n1kkoFTW> same
#2329 [13:29] <n1kkoFTW> both
#2330 [13:29] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
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#2332 [13:29] <MissMockingbird> well this chat has beenn useful -.-
#2333 [13:29] <aOXDoTDme> no it hasnt
#2334 [13:29] <Bluewolfgod1> hello?
#2335 [13:30] <Bluewolfgod1> umm anybody here?
#2336 [13:30] <aOXDoTDme> yea
#2337 [13:30] <aOXDoTDme> here
#2338 [13:30] <aOXDoTDme> minecraft multiplayer is f*cked it doesnt work
#2339 [13:30] <Bluewolfgod1> does anybody know how to "update" my minecraft ?
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#2342 [13:31] <PandaMan> if you run the minecraft launcher and click "options" and then click "Force Update"
#2343 [13:31] <PandaMan> that should work
#2344 [13:31] <PandaMan> I think :/
#2345 [13:31] <Bluewolfgod1> see ive tried that but nothing seems to happens
#2346 [13:32] <Bluewolfgod1> it kinda just sits there and does nothing...
#2347 [13:32] <PandaMan> Hmmm and you definitely don't have the current update already?
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#2349 [13:32] <Bluewolfgod1> no i dont think i do..
#2350 [13:33] <PandaMan> hmmm.... idk then. Sorry
#2351 [13:33] <Bluewolfgod1> im not that big with technology so my friend is normally guiding me through this stuff.
#2352 [13:33] <PandaMan> lol neither am I
#2353 [13:33] <Bluewolfgod1> well do you know how i would beable to update it nother way?
#2354 [13:34] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
#2355 [13:34] <PandaMan> I don't. Maybe the users Thrae or rymate1234 could help
#2356 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> live chat with a nvidia agent, LOL
#2357 [13:35] <PandaMan> lol
#2358 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> His name is Sanjib
#2359 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> O_O
#2360 [13:35] <rymate1234> Wundsalz, why play classic on webclient? :P
#2361 [13:35] <rymate1234> if you have WoM
#2362 [13:35] <Bluewolfgod1> ok how can i contact Thrae or rymate1234?
#2363 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> wait for them to get on
#2364 [13:35] <Bluewolfgod1> oh nvm then...
#2365 [13:35] <rymate1234> Bluewolfgod1, In this channel
#2366 [13:35] <rymate1234> LOL
#2367 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> :)
#2368 [13:35] <Bluewolfgod1> yes
#2369 [13:35] <rymate1234> ;)
#2370 [13:36] <rymate1234> So what seems to be the problem?
#2371 [13:36] <Bluewolfgod1> do you know how i would beable to force an update on my minecraft?
#2372 [13:36] <rymate1234> <PandaMan> if you run the minecraft launcher and click "options" and then click "Force Update"
#2373 [13:36] <rymate1234> Thats how I do it
#2374 [13:36] <rymate1234> There is an alternative
#2375 [13:36] <Bluewolfgod1> ive downloaded it to my browser but when i run it says unable to up datye
#2376 [13:36] <Wundsalz> I use it for another workaround I prefer an older WoM client - unable to authentificate my account
#2377 [13:36] <Bluewolfgod1> and i tried that but when i click force update nothing happens
#2378 [13:37] <rymate1234> ??> Bluewolfgod1 win/reinst/bat
#2379 [13:37] <VoxelHead> Bluewolfgod1: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2380 [13:37] <VoxelHead> Bluewolfgod1: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2381 [13:37] <Wundsalz> it works though, if i log in with the webclient first
#2382 [13:37] <Bluewolfgod1> ok ill try
#2383 [13:38] <n1kkoFTW> yo, this nvidia guy is a boss
#2384 [13:39] <Bluewolfgod1> ok i tried to do that but it said "file cannot be specified "
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#2386 [13:39] <Bluewolfgod1> anybody got any other ideas?
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#2389 [13:40] <n1kkoFTW> bro, this guy is typing to fast. >.<
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#2391 [13:40] <n1kkoFTW> while installing the drivers, Make sure that you select "custom" installation and then check all the options including "perform a clean install" <---- he typed all that in literally, 2 seconds
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#2393 [13:41] <Guest89454> hello i have a strange problem with minecraft i used play it but i dint for some weeks now now today i try login and everything goes right .. i see the white screen with the logo after login than see a sand wall wher eu normaly get the update bar and such and it updates nicely but after the window goes black and stays like this
#2394 [13:42] <Guest89454> i have srsly no idea why it does this but it does it...
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#2397 [13:43] <Bluewolfgod1> does anybody know how i can get my minecraft to work? everytime that i try to run my minecraft it says "failed to update news" and "connection rejected"
#2398 [13:43] <aOXDoTDme> maybe hurricaine destroyed everything
#2399 [13:43] <Bluewolfgod1> ?
#2400 [13:44] <aOXDoTDme> internet cables
#2401 [13:44] <aOXDoTDme> all of the internets belong to the hurricaine
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#2404 [13:45] <Bluewolfgod1> ok well i tried everything and i tried to "force update" but nothing seems to work... it just says "will force!" and thats it -_-
#2405 [13:45] <spartan> hello
#2406 [13:45] <aOXDoTDme> i think theres an issue with the servers for the game
#2407 [13:45] <aOXDoTDme> the java client fails to open a stream for downloading packages
#2408 [13:46] <Bluewolfgod1> well what does that mean?
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#2410 [13:46] <aOXDoTDme> means you might be waiting a while for a working game
#2411 [13:47] <aOXDoTDme> till they do something with the software servers
#2412 [13:47] <Bluewolfgod1> so do i just let it sit there it that "will force" page?
#2413 [13:47] <encore77> Hello, I haven't bought minecraft yet, but I would like to. The thing is, when even playing minecraft classic on my older computer, my computer's RAM skyrockets. I'd like to know the minimum requirements for minecraft beta before I buy it to make sure it runs on my computer.
#2414 [13:47] <PandaMan> Once you have clicked force update, you have to actually log in
#2415 [13:47] <PandaMan> 512mb RAM
#2416 [13:47] <Bluewolfgod1> yes i try to but it just says "cannot connect to minecraft.net"
#2417 [13:47] <PandaMan> don't know the res1t
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#2419 [13:48] <PandaMan> Bluewolfgod1 is your internet connection okay?
#2420 [13:48] <Bluewolfgod1> yes its pretty good
#2421 [13:48] <Tmirald> Hi there!
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#2423 [13:48] <encore77> Anything else I should know pandaman?
#2424 [13:48] <PandaMan> I assume you've tried to log in several times alreadsy?
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#2426 [13:48] <Bluewolfgod1> yes i have
#2427 [13:49] <PandaMan> I don't know much else. I only know the RAM needed
#2428 [13:49] <Mac> Just updated my driver and restarted my computer, did not work :-/
#2429 [13:49] <encore77> Okay, thank you.
#2430 [13:49] <PandaMan> In that case Bluewolfgod1 I can't help. I'm not an expert
#2431 [13:50] <Bluewolfgod1> ok well thankyou anyway
#2432 [13:50] <n1kkoFTW> gas is a bitch
#2433 [13:50] <n1kkoFTW> just sayin.
#2434 [13:50] <Tmirald> Just a little question, because I know you can't solve account issues. Where can I get help for Account issues
#2435 [13:50] <aOXDoTDme> start cycling its free (apart from the cost of the bike_
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#2437 [13:52] <bignt> Need help with minecraft
#2438 [13:52] <bignt> installed a texture pack
#2439 [13:52] <bignt> now i cant even run minecraft anymore
#2440 [13:52] <PandaMan> Tmirald Try emailing
#2441 [13:52] <PandaMan> support@mojang.com
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#2443 [13:52] <bignt> tried deleting everything
#2444 [13:53] <bignt> didnt work
#2445 [13:53] <bignt> even when i reinstall
#2446 [13:53] <bignt> it doesnt work
#2447 [13:53] <bignt> texture pack is still on
#2448 [13:53] <|Kiikun|> Tmirald: http://www.minecraft.net/support/ just go down whatever path fits your problem.
#2449 [13:53] <|Kiikun|> bignt: go and delete the texture pack
#2450 [13:53] <Morrolan> bignt: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2451 [13:53] <bignt> i did
#2452 [13:53] <n1kkoFTW> bignt, did you delete META-INF?
#2453 [13:53] <bignt> im on windows
#2454 [13:53] <bignt> yes
#2455 [13:53] <Tmirald> Thank you very much! :-D
#2456 [13:53] <Morrolan> bignt: Was it an HD texture pack?
#2457 [13:53] <bignt> HalfCraft texture pack
#2458 [13:54] <bignt> maybe
#2459 [13:54] <Morrolan> ??> bignt win/reinst/bat
#2460 [13:54] <VoxelHead> bignt: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2461 [13:54] <VoxelHead> bignt: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2462 [13:54] <Morrolan> bignt: Try your luck with the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#2463 [13:55] <n1kkoFTW> LOL
#2464 [13:55] <n1kkoFTW> me: soory it took so long, but im on a 1MB connection
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#2466 [13:56] <n1kkoFTW> nvidia guy: that sucks. time to upgrade?
#2467 [13:57] <mib_zmwjju> hey guys i need help, i havent installed any mods and when i open minecraft and i log in it goes all multicoloured and unreadable
#2468 [13:57] <mib_zmwjju> the main menu
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#2470 [13:58] <Miep> hello, someone here who can help me? im very noob :P
#2471 [13:58] <Mac> Just tried the link Voxelhead gave for the reinstall...no go.
#2472 [13:58] <Miep> german prefered gg
#2473 [13:58] <|Kiikun|> mib: um.. multicolored is new o.o;;
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#2475 [13:58] <Miep> ?
#2476 [13:59] <mib_zmwjju> any help for my question above?
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#2478 [13:59] <Miep> pls someone, qry pls
#2479 [13:59] <Miep> =)
#2480 [13:59] <|Kiikun|> mib: have you tried a force update?
#2481 [14:00] <|Kiikun|> Miep: give detail on the problem and maybe i coudl help you.
#2482 [14:00] <mib_zmwjju> i will upload a pic so you can see
#2483 [14:00] <|Kiikun|> ??> Miep dont/pm
#2484 [14:00] <VoxelHead> Miep: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2485 [14:01] <Miep> sry
#2486 [14:01] <mib_zmwjju> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ac52rr&s=7
#2487 [14:01] <Miep> havent known that :(
#2488 [14:01] <mib_zmwjju> theres what happends to my menu and game
#2489 [14:02] <Miep> i have the problem "Failed to verify username" im searching in google to fix the problem by myself, but i dont find anything useful.
#2490 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> mib: that looks more like corrupt video drivers than anything else... try updatign them?
#2491 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> Miep: username on minecraft.net?
#2492 [14:02] <Miep> Gerob24
#2493 [14:02] <mib_zmwjju> umm sorry to sound like a noob but....how?
#2494 [14:02] <Miep> my friend told me that i have a premium account already
#2495 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> !paid Gerob24
#2496 [14:02] <|Kiikun|> Miep: you made an account?
#2497 [14:03] <Miep> y
#2498 [14:03] <Miep> *yes ^^
#2499 [14:03] <mib_zmwjju> how do i update my drivers
#2500 [14:03] <|Kiikun|> Miep: the username Gerob24 is NOT premium. you cant play beta with it.
#2501 [14:03] <Miep> hm
#2502 [14:03] <mib_zmwjju> video drivers*
#2503 [14:03] <n1kkoFTW> mib, driver for?
#2504 [14:03] <Miep> ok, what to do now?
#2505 [14:03] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_zmwjju win/dxdiag
#2506 [14:03] <VoxelHead> mib_zmwjju: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2507 [14:03] <VoxelHead> mib_zmwjju: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2508 [14:03] <n1kkoFTW> what card do you have?
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#2510 [14:04] <n1kkoFTW> listen to Voxel, lol, :P
#2511 [14:04] <Mac> Well, I paid for it and can't play it :-/
#2512 [14:04] <mib_t4bb9s> how do i run minecraft n brower on a mac?
#2513 [14:04] <n1kkoFTW> I stumped the NVIDIA live chat tech suppport guy
#2514 [14:04] <n1kkoFTW> :P
#2515 [14:04] <Miep> where can i get premium account? and where do i have to pay
#2516 [14:05] <|Kiikun|> Miep: if thats the only account you have, you can go buy minecraft. if you yourself paid at some point on the minecraft.net site, you can request all accounts related to your email address at http://www.minecraft.net/support/
#2517 [14:05] <|Kiikun|> Miep: and you can buy the game at http://www.minecraft.net/prepurchase.jsp
#2518 [14:05] <mib_t4bb9s> how do i run minecraft n browser on a mac?
#2519 [14:06] <Miep> i do not have a visa or something like that...
#2520 [14:06] <|Kiikun|> mib_t4bb9s: same way you would on any other computer. http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#2521 [14:06] <Miep> im to young for something like that
#2522 [14:06] <mib_t4bb9s> is doesnt let me though
#2523 [14:06] <Miep> and my parents wont give theirs to me ... what to do now? :/
#2524 [14:06] <n1kkoFTW> steal your moms card?
#2525 [14:06] <Miep> haha
#2526 [14:06] <Miep> tried it several times :P
#2527 [14:06] <|Kiikun|> Miep: youll have to convince them to. 3.3 million people cant be wrong :D
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#2529 [14:06] <n1kkoFTW> if you give me your moms number, ill buy it for you. >.<
#2530 [14:07] <Miep> there is no other way buying minecraft? in store or something
#2531 [14:07] <|Kiikun|> Miep: you can convince them to use paypal?
#2532 [14:07] <|Kiikun|> Miep: nope. this is technicly buying into the beta test with getting the game afterwards
#2533 [14:07] <mib_zmwjju> http://pastebin.com/9FJ4Vhi4 ok now what?
#2534 [14:08] <|Kiikun|> mib_zmwjju: wait while i hunt down a driver :P
#2535 [14:08] <Miep> ok, i understand. maybe i can use my maestro card
#2536 [14:08] <n1kkoFTW> Miep, do you not like my offer?
#2537 [14:08] <n1kkoFTW> :(
#2538 [14:08] <mib_zmwjju> :)
#2539 [14:08] <mib_t4bb9s> its just saying fatel error has occured
#2540 [14:09] <Mac> this is very frustrating.
#2541 [14:09] <Miep> sry wasnt in window
#2542 [14:09] <Miep> i think i can use my own maestro card, from my bank
#2543 [14:10] <|Kiikun|> mib_zmwjju: download and install this driver http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp-280.26-whql-driver.html
#2544 [14:10] <n1kkoFTW> why go through the trouble? your moms number, in exchange for minecraft?
#2545 [14:10] <n1kkoFTW> :D
#2546 [14:10] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: stop.
#2547 [14:10] <n1kkoFTW> ok
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#2549 [14:10] <n1kkoFTW> sorry. :/
#2550 [14:10] <mib_zmwjju> thanks |Kiikun] ill see if it works
#2551 [14:10] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: joking is sugesting it once or twice. more than that is pushing it
#2552 [14:11] <n1kkoFTW> i did only suggest it twice...
#2553 [14:11] <Miep> ok, doesnt work :(
#2554 [14:11] <mib_t4bb9s> remmeber im on a mac
#2555 [14:11] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
#2556 [14:12] <|Kiikun|> Miep: try using paypal? i think they accept maestro. also i think paypal has fraud protction, so your mom can feel safer payign through that :3
#2557 [14:13] <Miep> think ive found a way.. but i do not need to pay more when minecraft is "completed"? since its "beta" atm?
#2558 [14:13] <almostroot> mib_t4bb9s: What is the factual error? The entire error.
#2559 [14:13] <almostroot> Miep: Buying it now is prepaying for Minecraft, and you're allowed to play the beta for free now.
#2560 [14:14] <|Kiikun|> Miep: buying beta now at a discount will give you the full game.
#2561 [14:14] <|Kiikun|> yeah.. what rootie said :P
#2562 [14:14] <almostroot> |Kiikun|: rootie?
#2563 [14:14] <almostroot> -_-
#2564 [14:15] <Miep> ok
#2565 [14:15] <|Kiikun|> sorry :D been up too long and sorta suffering from sleep deprivation
#2566 [14:15] <Miep> and since i have a ... "wrong" version, when i buy it now, what to do then?
#2567 [14:15] <mib_t4bb9s> it says theres an applet error
#2568 [14:15] <almostroot> Miep: You're playing a bootleg version?
#2569 [14:15] <mib_t4bb9s> even though i have it running
#2570 [14:15] <almostroot> mib_t4bb9s: We need the actual wording of the error.
#2571 [14:17] <Miep> it seems i have only a bootleg version, yes
#2572 [14:17] <almostroot> Miep: Delete the launcher, perform a reinstallation by running the .bat file VoxelHead is about to link to, and by cleaning your hosts file, which VoxelHead will provide instructions for.
#2573 [14:17] <almostroot> ??> Miep win/reinst/bat
#2574 [14:17] <VoxelHead> Miep: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2575 [14:17] <VoxelHead> Miep: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2576 [14:17] <almostroot> ??> Miep win/unpirate
#2577 [14:17] <VoxelHead> Miep: (win/unpirate) Open notepad as admin. Open your hosts file (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts). Find and remove any lines containing urls on minecraft.net.
#2578 [14:17] <Miep> aaaah
#2579 [14:17] <Miep> not so much :D
#2580 [14:17] <Mac> hmmm....I just tried to get the passwords and email for my account and it said no user found? I got a confirmation email after my payment, tho
#2581 [14:17] <almostroot> Dance for my amusement, VoxelHead! DANCE!
#2582 [14:18] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2583 [14:18] <Miep> downloading voxels link
#2584 [14:18] * almostroot pokes VoxelHead.
#2584 [14:18] <|Kiikun|> Mac: did you buy a giftcode?
#2585 [14:18] * almostroot pokes AuBot.
#2585 [14:18] <almostroot> O.o
#2586 [14:18] * |Kiikun| dips AuBot in water
#2586 [14:18] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2587 [14:19] <mib_t4bb9s> i tried refreashing but it just stays at a black screen
#2588 [14:19] <Miep> ok, i downloaded voxels link and activated it
#2589 [14:19] <Miep> but i can still play minecraft (tried it)
#2590 [14:19] <almostroot> Miep: You deleted the launcher, ran the script and check your host file already?
#2591 [14:20] <mib_t4bb9s> yes
#2592 [14:20] <almostroot> mib_t4bb9s: What operating system are you using? What version?
#2593 [14:20] <Mac> Giftcode? No, I don't think so?
#2594 [14:21] <mib_t4bb9s> mac
#2595 [14:21] <|Kiikun|> Mac: yeah.. youd need an account anyway... maybe you used a different email address?
#2596 [14:21] <mib_t4bb9s> newest version
#2597 [14:21] <Miep> yes
#2598 [14:21] <almostroot> mib_t4bb9s: Has it ever worked before on Lion?
#2599 [14:21] <Miep> i did it
#2600 [14:21] <Miep> almostroot
#2601 [14:22] <almostroot> Miep: Then you should have to download a new launcher, log in and download the minecraft files,.
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#2604 [14:30] <Tnud> Minecraft server hardware questions ok here or should I go somewhere else?
#2605 [14:30] <almostroot> You can ask, no guarantees of an answer.
#2606 [14:30] <Tnud> lol, ok :P
#2607 [14:31] <Tnud> What do you recommend CPU wise for a minecraft server
#2608 [14:31] <Tnud> ~10 people online at any time
#2609 [14:31] <Opeth> I recommend you rent server space for that.
#2610 [14:32] <Tnud> >_>
#2611 [14:32] <Opeth> Bandwidth and dl/up speed would be your biggest issue, not CPU.
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#2613 [14:32] <Tnud> got free 100/100 and free electricity
#2614 [14:32] <Tnud> ..
#2615 [14:32] <Opeth> o.o
#2616 [14:32] <Tnud> Yep, so my question remains xD
#2617 [14:32] <Opeth> Un momento.
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#2619 [14:36] <Opeth> Anything 2.5-3Ghz Quadcore + Would be fine. For ten players CPU isn't much of an issue.
#2620 [14:36] <Opeth> I swear Phonic had a link about players requirements.
#2621 [14:36] <Tnud> Would a dual core intel 2.2Ghz work?
#2622 [14:36] <Tnud> haha
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#2624 [14:37] <Tnud> Well I'm off to fetch my laundy
#2625 [14:37] <Tnud> If you find anything buzz me
#2626 [14:37] <Opeth> Well your up/down is good, so most likely yes.
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#2629 [14:38] <Mac> How do I know if my account is considered premium? I paid for it on August 23rd.
#2630 [14:39] <Morrolan> Mac: "!paid <username>" will do that for you. For example:
#2631 [14:39] <Morrolan> !paid Morrolan
#2632 [14:40] <AG_Scott> Opeth: http://canihostaminecraftserver.com/
#2633 [14:40] <Opeth> Ah, that was it.
#2634 [14:41] <AG_Scott> That is a business venture for him though.
#2635 [14:41] <Mac> !paidxD3athbyCakex
#2636 [14:41] <AG_Scott> The ad revenue pays for all of his servers.
#2637 [14:41] <Opeth> Meh
#2638 [14:41] <Mac> Ugh. So how do I fix that? I have the confirmation email.
#2639 [14:41] <Opeth> Wait, that actually gets traffic?
#2640 [14:42] <AG_Scott> Yes.
#2641 [14:42] <Morrolan> Mac: Was it ever premium before? Also, did yuor account get charged the money?
#2642 [14:42] <Opeth> Hm.
#2643 [14:42] <Mac> !paidxD3eathbycakex
#2644 [14:42] <AG_Scott> It pays for 2 good size dedicated servers with money left over.
#2645 [14:42] <AG_Scott> I think he said it got 57k views last month
#2646 [14:42] <Mac> yes it did get charged
#2647 [14:42] <rymate1234> !paid rymate1234
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#2649 [14:42] <|Kiikun|> !paid xD3eathbycakex
#2650 [14:43] <Morrolan> Mac: Ok. In this case go to www.minecraft.net/support -> Account -> Premium -> I bought a... And fill out the form there.
#2651 [14:43] * |Kiikun| points out that the space is needed
#2651 [14:44] <AG_Scott> !paid xD3eathbycakex
#2652 [14:44] <Mac> !paid xD3athbyCakex
#2653 [14:44] <Opeth> You can host a maximum of: 1 Players at the same time, plus yourself
#2654 [14:44] <Opeth> \o/
#2655 [14:44] <Mac> Hahaha, ok, I think we confirmed that!
#2656 [14:44] <|Kiikun|> mac: capitalization needs to be exact.
#2657 [14:45] <Morrolan> |Kiikun|: You sure about that? I doubt it.
#2658 [14:45] <Morrolan> !paid mOrrOlAN
#2659 [14:45] <AG_Scott> It doesn't need to be exact.
#2660 [14:45] * Morrolan points up
#2660 [14:45] <|Kiikun|> .. or not
#2661 [14:45] <AG_Scott> it is case insensitive.
#2662 [14:45] * |Kiikun| thought it did
#2662 [14:45] <Mac> got it. oh, and it worked last night for a little bit, but that was the only time.
#2663 [14:46] <rymate1234> !paid NoTcH
#2664 [14:46] * AuBot kicked rymate1234 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: NoTcH has paid for Minecraft!)
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#2666 [14:46] <rymate1234> !paid AuBot
#2667 [14:50] <|Kiikun|> .. rofl
#2668 [14:51] <|Kiikun|> thats almost as good as the notch check
#2669 [14:51] <rymate1234> !paid Nobody
#2670 [14:52] <rymate1234> !paid someone
#2671 [14:52] <Morrolan> *ahem*
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#2675 [14:55] <Minecraftman> Hey it says I cant connect to Minecraft.net
#2676 [14:55] <Minecraftman> can anyone else connect?
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#2680 [14:56] <Minecraftman> Can Anyone help mee?
#2681 [14:56] <Minecraftman> I cant connect to minecraft.net
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#2684 [14:57] <Opeth> ??> Minecraftman error/cantconnect
#2685 [14:57] <VoxelHead> Minecraftman: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2686 [14:57] <VoxelHead> Minecraftman: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
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#2689 [14:58] <Guest80306> #Hi I just bought minecraft for my son Sam and the sogtware seems to have downladed. When we paid it told us to wait an hour but when we load minecraft in the bvrowser and log in it still tells us to pay for the software. What do we do? Is it not loaded properly?
#2690 [14:58] <Mac> I guess it's time to wait on the email for more help. Thank you everyone.
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#2693 [15:01] <Morrolan> Guest80306: It can take up to two days for your payment to get processed, so I suggest you wait a bit. :)
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#2699 [15:25] <charmander> quick question. when i download version 1.8, will i have to start in a new level(different level seed) to enjoy all the new features of 1.8? Like the bigger oceans, rivers, biomes, and abbandoned mine shafts.
#2700 [15:25] <|Kiikun|> charmander: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#2701 [15:27] <charmander> i do not want to abbandon my awesome castle.
#2702 [15:29] <charmander> yes? no?
#2703 [15:30] <Morrolan> You will have to generate new terrain. Either start a new world, explore new terrain or remove existing chunks with a mapeditor.
#2704 [15:30] <Morrolan> If you continue with an existing world it might lead to ugly borders though, so be warned. :)
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#2706 [15:31] <mib_ub0lr9> um hi
#2707 [15:31] <mib_ub0lr9> i need help installin a mod
#2708 [15:31] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
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#2710 [15:32] <mib_ub0lr9> i need help for womand xray
#2711 [15:33] <mib_ub0lr9> please
#2712 [15:33] <charmander> so my current fortress is in an outdated area when 1.8 hits? if i remove chunks, will the game automatically regenerate a new terrain or will i be stuck with a HUGE open space all around my castle.
#2713 [15:33] <mib_ub0lr9> charlizard :P
#2714 [15:34] <mib_ub0lr9> so can i get help?
#2715 [15:34] <Opeth> It will regenerate terrain.
#2716 [15:35] <charmander> can i do this removal of terrain in MCedit?
#2717 [15:35] <mib_ub0lr9> how do u install womand xray and where do u get wom??
#2718 [15:36] <mib_ub0lr9> i have teamviewer if that helps?
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#2720 [15:38] <mib_ub0lr9> so?
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#2722 [15:40] <mib_ub0lr9> is there any ops on atm??
#2723 [15:40] <drago> Hello?
#2724 [15:40] <mib_ub0lr9> hi i need help
#2725 [15:40] <drago> Me too.
#2726 [15:41] <mib_ub0lr9> what on
#2727 [15:41] <drago> I accidentally deleted my minecraft folder, and I tried redownloading it.
#2728 [15:41] <drago> Nothing.
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#2730 [15:42] <mib_ub0lr9> what happens wen u redownload it??
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#2732 [15:42] <drago> Just the launcher, not the important files
#2733 [15:42] <mib_opzmmx> how do i fix bad video card drivers??
#2734 [15:42] <drago> Buy a new one?
#2735 [15:42] <mib_ub0lr9> if get a new 1
#2736 [15:43] <charmander> can i do this removal of terrain in MCedit?
#2737 [15:43] <mib_ub0lr9> u cant fix it if its not broke
#2738 [15:43] <drago> Can any of you help me?
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#2740 [15:43] <mib_ub0lr9> draco i dont think u can get it back wipe minecraft off the computer and start over
#2741 [15:44] <mib_ub0lr9> if u have saves keep them
#2742 [15:44] <drago> How do you do that?
#2743 [15:44] <drago> I deleted everything already. Is there something I'm missing?
#2744 [15:44] <mib_ub0lr9> uninstall minecraft
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#2746 [15:45] <drago> Is there anything other than the folder?
#2747 [15:45] <mib_ub0lr9> is there a black screen?
#2748 [15:45] <mib_jb1zd2> h
#2749 [15:45] <drago> It doesn't open
#2750 [15:45] <mib_jb1zd2> i need help
#2751 [15:45] <oldtopman> ??>drago win/reinst
#2752 [15:45] <drago> Ok, what is it?
#2753 [15:45] <oldtopman> ??> drago win/reinst
#2754 [15:45] <VoxelHead> drago: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2755 [15:45] <VoxelHead> drago: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#2756 [15:45] <mib_ub0lr9> volel is the expert
#2757 [15:46] <mib_ub0lr9> voxel*
#2758 [15:46] <drago> I have a ma
#2759 [15:46] <drago> c
#2760 [15:46] <mib_ub0lr9> volexhead can u help me?
#2761 [15:46] <mib_jb1zd2> mm i can log on to my acount but just before the main menu a white script pops up and says stuff about updates and error im stuck
#2762 [15:47] <mib_ub0lr9> copy it and pastebin
#2763 [15:47] <mib_ub0lr9> try updatin java
#2764 [15:47] <mib_jb1zd2> ok thank you m
#2765 [15:47] <mib_ub0lr9> k
#2766 [15:47] <mib_ub0lr9> now can i get help please?
#2767 [15:48] <drago> K
#2768 [15:48] <mib_ub0lr9> need help with mods
#2769 [15:48] <drago> Windows?
#2770 [15:48] <mib_ub0lr9> i duno how to install them
#2771 [15:48] <Calinou> read the forum thread... it's explained
#2772 [15:48] <mib_opzmmx> how do i update a video card drive
#2773 [15:48] <drago> There are different instructions for windows and mac
#2774 [15:48] <mib_ub0lr9> each time imshown i forget
#2775 [15:49] <Calinou> mib_ub0lr9: it's really simple... go to your manufacturer's website, there should be drivers
#2776 [15:49] <mib_ub0lr9> i have teamviewer
#2777 [15:49] <Calinou> if you don't know what is your graphics card:
#2778 [15:49] <Calinou> ?? win/dxdiag
#2779 [15:49] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2780 [15:49] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#2782 [15:50] <Calinou> one sec, I'm grabbing teamviewer
#2783 [15:50] <mib_ub0lr9> so calinou can u do teamviewer for me??
#2784 [15:50] <mib_ub0lr9> kk
#2785 [15:50] <Calinou> I hope it works linux > windows, I have linux
#2786 [15:51] <mib_ub0lr9> i think it should
#2787 [15:51] <Calinou> what mod do you want to install?
#2788 [15:51] <mib_ub0lr9> xray
#2789 [15:51] <Calinou> also, make sure to only install mod from "McModCenter" or "Minecraft Forum"...
#2790 [15:51] <mib_ub0lr9> im a lousy miner
#2791 [15:51] <Calinou> other sources sometimes contain viruses
#2792 [15:51] <Calinou> okay, make sure you ask the server admin before using it in SMP
#2793 [15:51] <mib_ub0lr9> oh
#2794 [15:51] <Calinou> it is considered cheating otherwise
#2795 [15:51] <drago> :)
#2796 [15:52] <mib_ub0lr9> ok i will
#2797 [15:52] <|Kiikun|> :P
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#2799 [15:52] <mib_ub0lr9> i know in not allowed it onthe reddit servers
#2800 [15:52] <Calinou> I don't go to the reddit servers, but I have a reddit account :P made a few posts
#2801 [15:52] <mib_ub0lr9> i do too
#2802 [15:52] * |Kiikun| likes just digging around randomly and folowing ore-trails into other ore trails :P
#2802 [15:53] <Calinou> I use zombe's info mod, using the "chunk" tool
#2803 [15:53] <Calinou> if I found diamonds in a chunk, I get out of the chunk
#2804 [15:53] <Calinou> ;)
#2805 [15:53] <Calinou> one diamond deposit per chunk, you remember :)
#2806 [15:53] <|Kiikun|> cali: really? theres only ONE?
#2807 [15:53] <drago> I don't like digging around randomly and following ore trails into other ore trails.
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#2809 [15:53] <Calinou> yes, one deposit per chunk
#2810 [15:53] <Calinou> average deposit is 4 diamonds
#2811 [15:53] <drago> Yeah
#2812 [15:53] <mib_ub0lr9> me niether
#2813 [15:54] <|Kiikun|> ah.
#2814 [15:54] <Calinou> IMO, I prefer caverns
#2815 [15:54] <Calinou> very fun slaying mobs :)
#2816 [15:54] <drago> I susally get one per deposit
#2817 [15:54] <Calinou> and lots of ores
#2818 [15:54] <mib_b5yljo> Hello, when I try to start the multiplayer mode to create is always an error message but I have java installed and everything
#2819 [15:54] <mib_ub0lr9> caldid u get permission to use teamiewer??
#2820 [15:54] <Calinou> yes, installed it, wait
#2821 [15:54] * |Kiikun| is currently doing the 'dig in a straight line around layer 10 and dig sideways every few steps to see if anythings there' thing :P
#2821 [15:54] <mib_ub0lr9> calinou*
#2822 [15:55] <mib_ub0lr9> ok
#2823 [15:55] <Calinou> ok, now I need your session's ID and password
#2824 [15:55] <Calinou> type /msg Calinou ID: *idhere* password: *passhere*
#2825 [15:55] <mib_ub0lr9> ok ill pm it
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#2827 [15:56] <Calinou> do you have a link from where you downloaded xray, mib_ub0lr9 ?
#2828 [15:56] <Calinou> I'm going to check for viruses, just incase
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#2830 [15:57] <mib_ub0lr9> did uget that??
#2831 [15:57] <panitaliemom> back again sorry
#2832 [15:57] <Calinou> no, didn't got it
#2833 [15:57] <mib_ub0lr9> didnt work ill jst pm it
#2834 [15:57] <Calinou> I pm'd you
#2835 [15:57] <Calinou> so, where did you downlaoded xray?
#2836 [15:57] <panitaliemom> mm i can't log on because it stops me to say i need to UPDATE MY VIDEO CARD DRIVER im stuck lo
#2837 [15:58] <oldtopman> ??> panitaliemom gpu/update
#2838 [15:58] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#2839 [15:58] <mib_ub0lr9> did u get that??
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#2841 [15:59] <panitaliemom> not really how do i get there
#2842 [15:59] <drago> Hello?
#2843 [15:59] <mib_ub0lr9> i have the page open its called minecraftdl
#2844 [15:59] <oldtopman> ??> Calinou mods
#2845 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Calinou: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#2846 [15:59] <VoxelHead> Calinou: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#2848 [16:00] <drago> Does anyone here have a mac?
#2849 [16:01] <panitaliemom> im really terrible how do i get there were is it
#2850 [16:03] <panitaliemom> how do i update my video card driver sorry
#2851 [16:03] <Morrolan> Are you on Windows, panitaliemom?
#2852 [16:03] <panitaliemom> yeah
#2853 [16:03] <mib_opzmmx> go on your manufactures website lol i had same issue
#2854 [16:04] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Do you know what video card you have?
#2855 [16:04] <panitaliemom> errrr no
#2856 [16:04] <Morrolan> ??> panitaliemom win/dxdiag/bat
#2857 [16:04] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#2858 [16:04] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#2859 [16:04] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: In this case follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, then I'll be able to give yuo a link.
#2860 [16:04] <Morrolan> to give you*
#2861 [16:05] <Calinou> read the PMs, mib_ub0lr9
#2862 [16:05] <mib_opzmmx> do i go on windows vista to update video card driver?
#2863 [16:05] <Calinou> no?
#2864 [16:05] <mib_opzmmx> emachines webpage?
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#2867 [16:06] <skill> pastebin | #1 paste tool since 2002
#2868 [16:06] <panitaliemom> im really really sorry im new to this a noob mm im really confused but thanks for helping a noob out l
#2869 [16:06] <Morrolan> Just follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you, step by step, panitaliemom.
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#2871 [16:08] <n1kkoFTW> OMG FINALLY
#2872 [16:08] <n1kkoFTW> I got my nvidia card to work with minecraft
#2873 [16:08] <n1kkoFTW> running at 300 FPS. :D
#2874 [16:09] <panitaliemom> http://mibpaste.com/ToYS5O System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 9/1/2011, 21:11:10 Machine name: HOMECOMPUTER Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.110622-1506) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Packard Bell System Mo
#2875 [16:10] <panitaliemom> i don't know what im doing here i need to update my video card driver
#2876 [16:10] <panitaliemom> to play minecrafttttttttt
#2877 [16:10] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Again, follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you earlier...
#2878 [16:10] <Morrolan> [22:04:22] <@VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#2879 [16:10] <Morrolan> [22:04:24] <@VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#2880 [16:10] <Morrolan> these here.
#2881 [16:11] * Morrolan slaps VoxelHead
#2881 [16:11] <panitaliemom> how do i get there to follow ,,,,,,,,,,,,sorry sorry
#2882 [16:11] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Do you see what VoxelHead wrote up there? Just follow the instructions he gave you.
#2883 [16:11] <n1kkoFTW> finallyyyyyy, omg minecraft <3
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#2885 [16:12] <Morrolan> ??> panitaliemom win/dxdiag/bat
#2886 [16:12] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Please download this file. Save it anywhere and run it. After a while it will show you a textfile. Paste the contents of that file on www.pastebin.com copy the link you are sent to, and paste it to us.
#2887 [16:12] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (win/dxdiag/bat) Windows DxDiag Collector: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#2888 [16:12] <kermie> why i can not install minecraft?
#2889 [16:12] <Morrolan> kermie: Be more specific please.
#2890 [16:12] <panitaliemom> but how to i get to gpu/amd,
#2891 [16:12] <n1kkoFTW> VoxelHead, I finally got my driver issue sorted out, it was an hour an a half long process, but it works now
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#2893 [16:13] <kermie> its say a error message
#2894 [16:13] <n1kkoFTW> only thanks to some guy named harry. :P
#2895 [16:13] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: You don't, do you see what he wrote just above your message?
#2896 [16:13] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Just _read_ it and follow these instructions, nothing with gpu/amd there. ;)
#2897 [16:13] <Morrolan> kermie: what does that error say?
#2898 [16:14] <kermie> it says bad video card drivers!
#2899 [16:14] <panitaliemom> no lol:/
#2900 [16:14] <Morrolan> kermie: In this case you will have to update your video drivers. Do you know how to do so?
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#2902 [16:14] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Oh, come on, do you see what VoxelHead wrote up there? About 8 lines above here?
#2903 [16:15] <panitaliemom> oh yeah sorry i thought you meant a link
#2904 [16:15] <kermie> i dont
#2905 [16:15] <panitaliemom> i need to follow it but how :s
#2906 [16:15] <Morrolan> kermie: Ok. I assume you are on Windows?
#2907 [16:15] <kermie> yes
#2908 [16:15] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Start by reading the instructions, then follow them step by step.
#2909 [16:15] <Morrolan> ??> kermie win/dxdiag
#2910 [16:15] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2911 [16:15] <VoxelHead> kermie: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2912 [16:16] <Morrolan> kermie: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you.
#2913 [16:16] <panitaliemom> but what does npu/and mean
#2914 [16:16] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Where do you get that npu/and from? That's nowhere in Vox's message to you.
#2915 [16:16] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: gpu/amd = Graphics Processing Unit (aka Video Card or Graphics Card) AMD = brand name
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#2917 [16:17] <|Kiikun|> AMD = Advanced Micro Devices. competitor of Intel
#2918 [16:17] <panitaliemom> so what do i do now to update it
#2919 [16:17] <panitaliemom> sorry
#2920 [16:17] <panitaliemom> lol
#2921 [16:18] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: do as Morrolan said and follow vox's instructions?
#2922 [16:19] <panitaliemom> it says i need o download a file but where is the file
#2923 [16:19] <kermie> i dont now im only 10years old :(
#2924 [16:19] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: It's the link at the very end.
#2925 [16:19] <Morrolan> kermie: Where are you stuck at?
#2926 [16:20] <panitaliemom> omg im a massive c''k im sorry im just blind lol sorry but thanks lol
#2927 [16:20] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15421087/%23Minecrafthelp/CreateDxdiag.bat
#2928 [16:21] <kermie> what is verifying WHQL?
#2929 [16:21] <panitaliemom> oh hang on i went on that link lol and it took me to a green writing screen then pasted it into a paste sheet then i don't know what to do
#2930 [16:21] <|Kiikun|> kermie: just click yes
#2931 [16:22] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Wait, after that green screen it should show you a textdocument. YOu might have to press enter first, respectively wait a bit.
#2932 [16:22] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Do you see that textfile?
#2933 [16:23] <kermie> i need to click at yes?
#2934 [16:23] <Morrolan> Yes, kermie, that you do.
#2935 [16:23] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: it should tell you to paste the contents of the dxdiag.txt it creates on your desktop to www.pasebin.com
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#2937 [16:23] <kermie> is not a computer virus?
#2938 [16:24] <Morrolan> No, kermie...
#2939 [16:24] <panitaliemom> so then i paste this sheet into pastebin yeah thanks
#2940 [16:24] <|Kiikun|> kermie: its not a virus its on your computer already ~.~
#2941 [16:24] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Yes, paste the textfile you get after a while on www.pastebin.com , hit submit and give us the link.
#2942 [16:26] <panitaliemom> ive done it but im a guest and im stuck iv'e submit it but i don't know how to get it to you
#2943 [16:26] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: its in the address bar.
#2944 [16:27] <mib_ub0lr9> still doesnt work
#2945 [16:27] <Calinou> how to allocate more ram on windows?
#2946 [16:27] <Calinou> Morrolan: ^
#2947 [16:28] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: Do you see the address of that site? Shown in your browser?
#2948 [16:28] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/launch
#2949 [16:28] <VoxelHead> win/launch: If you need to launch minecraft with more ram than the defaults, download this script to the location of minecraft.exe and run it. Java must be in your path for this to work.
#2950 [16:28] <VoxelHead> win/launch: Windows Launch Script: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/LaunchMinecraft.bat
#2951 [16:28] <panitaliemom> im still stuck sorry :s
#2952 [16:28] <panitaliemom> errrgghh
#2953 [16:28] <Morrolan> Calinou: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2 , replace xmx and xms with appropriate values
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#2955 [16:28] <kermie> what is whql?
#2956 [16:28] <Morrolan> Or yea, the file |Kiikun| linked you to, it's basically the same.
#2957 [16:28] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: give us the address to the page pastebin put you in. similar to the address Morrolan just mentioned
#2958 [16:29] <panitaliemom> yes do i download it
#2959 [16:29] <panitaliemom> or
#2960 [16:29] <Morrolan> kermie: That is a piecee of software which verifies drivers.
#2961 [16:29] <kermie> ok
#2962 [16:29] <downer> somehow i keep reading panitaliemom as natalie portman
#2963 [16:29] <|Kiikun|> kermie: or if you feel like reading a paragraph: http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/W/WHQL.html
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#2965 [16:29] <|Kiikun|> downer: i keep reading it and pantiallymom...
#2966 [16:29] <Morrolan> panitaliemom: We need the address of that pastebin file from you. Take a look at this picture to see where the address is shown in your browser: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2967 [16:30] <Morrolan> gah, wrong url
#2968 [16:30] <Morrolan> http://imgur.com/KE9Ie that is the one, panitaliemom.
#2969 [16:30] <mib_9v0zpz> ive typed in my correct login information and when i press login it says can't connect to minecraft.net
#2970 [16:30] <panitaliemom> yeah that picture is exactually where im at
#2971 [16:31] <downer> |kiikun| haha
#2972 [16:31] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: at the top of the window. coppy the box that shows pastebin.com
#2973 [16:31] <Morrolan> I'll be off for bed, g'night.
#2974 [16:31] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: NOT on the page.. above the page.
#2975 [16:31] <|Kiikun|> night Morrolan :P
#2976 [16:31] <panitaliemom> yep
#2977 [16:32] <panitaliemom> then paste it into here
#2978 [16:32] <|Kiikun|> yes please
#2979 [16:32] <panitaliemom> http://pastebin.com/Q7xDRRFK
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#2983 [16:34] * |Kiikun| hunts down drivers
#2983 [16:35] <mib_jsdwzc> why cant i connect with minecraft.net in the launcher????????i have bought the game 3 weeks ago
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#2986 [16:36] <TheNytangel> mib_jsdwzc, what does it say?
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#2988 [16:37] <mib_jsdwzc> if i will log me in says the game :cant connect to minecraft.net
#2989 [16:37] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: click this link and follow the instructions http://www.nvidia.com/Download/Scan.aspx?lang=en-us
#2990 [16:38] <TheNytangel> mib_jsdwzc, sometimes the login servers are busy, so just try again
#2991 [16:38] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: this will let nvidia autodetect what video card you have (since im not seeing it in their actual list) and try to install the drivers
#2992 [16:38] <panitaliemom> thank you very very much sorry:)
#2993 [16:38] <mib_jsdwzc> i have tried a lot during the last weeks
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#2995 [16:38] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
#2996 [16:38] <AlchemistEagle> RRRRRRGGGHHH.
#2997 [16:38] <TheNytangel> ??> mib_jsdwzc error/cantconnect
#2998 [16:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jsdwzc: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#2999 [16:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jsdwzc: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#3000 [16:39] <mib_jsdwzc> cant connect
#3001 [16:39] <TheNytangel> AlchemistEagle, we aren't the complaint department
#3002 [16:39] <mib_jsdwzc> i know
#3003 [16:39] <AlchemistEagle> ok, i dont get it. before, i could get Minecraft to run using a certain method. NOW, that method fails. WHATS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?
#3004 [16:40] <TheNytangel> AlchemistEagle, don't know. You didn't explain to us the "method"
#3005 [16:40] <|Kiikun|> ?? psychic
#3006 [16:40] <|Kiikun|> um..
#3007 [16:40] <TheNytangel> ?? telepathy
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#3009 [16:40] <VoxelHead> telepathy: We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3010 [16:41] <|Kiikun|> right
#3011 [16:41] <|Kiikun|> thank nyt :P
#3012 [16:41] <AlchemistEagle> well, if i had safari in a "quit" state, the first window would run it. now, that doesnt work.
#3013 [16:41] <TheNytangel> !client
#3014 [16:42] <AlchemistEagle> IM TALKING ABOUT CLASSIC!
#3015 [16:42] <AlchemistEagle> tNOT BETA!
#3016 [16:43] <panitaliemom> i installed it into my harddrive but minecraft still ..... dosn't work
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#3018 [16:43] <Nivag> Hello!
#3019 [16:43] <Nivag> Anyone here to help?
#3020 [16:43] <TheNytangel> AlchemistEagle, turn caps off
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#3022 [16:43] <Wundsalz> !!!!111eleven
#3023 [16:43] <AlchemistEagle> sorry, had to get my point across.
#3024 [16:43] <Nivag> Help? Anyone? No?
#3025 [16:44] <TheNytangel> AlchemistEagle, I'm not good with classic, haven't ever helped with it. Wait for GreyVulpine or DopeGhoti or.. Morrolan to help you :P
#3026 [16:44] <TheNytangel> Nivag, ask your question
#3027 [16:44] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: did it actually install, or just downlaod the driver?
#3028 [16:44] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
#3029 [16:44] <panitaliemom> i downloaded the driver
#3030 [16:44] <panitaliemom> yeahh
#3031 [16:44] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: now install the driver
#3032 [16:44] <Morrolan> TheNytangel: lololol, me and classic? hahaha. :D
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#3034 [16:44] <panitaliemom> ok
#3035 [16:45] <AlchemistEagle> ok, so what do i do?
#3036 [16:45] <Nivag> I'm getting a blank black screen after logging in. I've checked the FAQ support and all the problems seem to suggest this happens with mods. I haven't downloaded/installed any mods at all. Genuinely just running the core game.
#3037 [16:45] <oldtopman> AlchemistEagle: you are on OSX running minecraft through safari?
#3038 [16:45] <oldtopman> ??> Nivag win/reinst
#3039 [16:45] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3040 [16:45] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3041 [16:45] <AlchemistEagle> yes, trying to run classic
#3042 [16:46] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: your screen will flicker and it might ask for a reboot afterwards.
#3043 [16:46] <oldtopman> ??> AlchemistEagle mac/reinst
#3044 [16:46] <VoxelHead> AlchemistEagle: (mac/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3045 [16:46] <VoxelHead> AlchemistEagle: (mac/reinst) To do so, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support, and then minecraft. Drag the bin and resources folders to the trash, then try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3046 [16:46] <TheNytangel> oldtopman, I thought classic files were in the %temp% and then minecraft..
#3047 [16:46] <Nivag> I will try what's been suggested but I'm not gone just yet.
#3048 [16:47] <oldtopman> TheNytangel: Voxelhead's scripts, not mine
#3049 [16:47] <|Kiikun|> nty: actually its %temp%/www.minecraft.net/ i think
#3050 [16:48] <TheNytangel> %temp%/www.minecraft.net/Minecraft actually :P
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#3054 [16:50] <panitaliemom> im having trouble installing nvidia ive DOWNLOADED IT
#3055 [16:50] <xD> i cant install minecraft.exe
#3056 [16:50] <AG_Scott> ??> zinnger2 dont/pm
#3057 [16:50] <VoxelHead> zinnger2: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#3058 [16:50] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: what is the trouble? it should just be alot of 'ok' and 'next >'
#3059 [16:50] <Nivag> I purchased and downloaded the game today and I can't login either. I wasn't having this problem earlier (using exactly the same details). Even so, I'm still getting a black screen after logging in.
#3060 [16:51] <zinnger2> i'm having trouble downloading minecraft.exe off the download page
#3061 [16:51] <xD> me too
#3062 [16:52] <panitaliemom> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INSTALL ON THE WEBSITE I DOWNLOADED IT WHICH DIDN'T HELP ALOT OOPP
#3063 [16:52] <xD> im having touble dowloading minecraft
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#3065 [16:52] <xD> there is a messeage erro
#3066 [16:52] <xD> error
#3067 [16:52] <tekkera> minecraft will not open\
#3068 [16:53] <zinnger2> also i'm having trouble downloading the mutiplayer softwear
#3069 [16:53] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: you want me to just do it? teamviewer will let me control your computer and run the install
#3070 [16:53] <|Kiikun|> ??> panitaliemom teamviewer
#3071 [16:53] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3072 [16:53] <VoxelHead> panitaliemom: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3073 [16:53] <tekkera> security risk?
#3074 [16:53] <panitaliemom> arg i went on another website
#3075 [16:54] <|Kiikun|> tekkera: minecraft not opening shouldnt be a security risk
#3076 [16:54] <tekkera> what program do u use to open the file with
#3077 [16:54] <|Kiikun|> tekkera: you downloaded minecraft.exe?
#3078 [16:55] <tekkera> ya ,
#3079 [16:55] <zinnger2> yes i agree what file do you open minecraft.exe with??
#3080 [16:55] <xD> having touble with minecraft
#3081 [16:55] <|Kiikun|> tekkera: add .exe to the end of the filename. some browsers like removing it.
#3082 [16:55] <zinnger2> program not file
#3083 [16:55] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: you do the same
#3084 [16:55] <tekkera> saying open file with , than not opening it
#3085 [16:56] <|Kiikun|> tekkera: close that. rename the file to minecraft.exe
#3086 [16:56] <zinnger2> so i open it with what now?
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#3088 [16:57] <panitaliemom> i don't want to muck this up how do i do this right lol this time:s
#3089 [16:57] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: are we doing teamviewer or are you installign driver yourself?
#3090 [16:58] <panitaliemom> i don't now what to do for you to access
#3091 [16:58] <panitaliemom> into my computer
#3092 [16:58] <panitaliemom> cfg
#3093 [16:58] <panitaliemom> sorry
#3094 [16:58] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: go to http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx and click 'start full version'
#3095 [16:58] <xD> i have download minecraft and it says bad video carddriver
#3096 [16:58] <xD> what a suppose to do?
#3097 [16:59] <panitaliemom> ive done that
#3098 [16:59] <zinnger2> i cant open minecraft.exe because it says i need to open it using some sort of program but none of them work
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#3100 [16:59] <guest-0-32739> Hi
#3101 [16:59] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: ok, you shoudl have a window open that, on the left, has a 9 didgit number and a 4 digit number. those are the ID and PASS i need to connect.
#3102 [16:59] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: do NOT paste them in channel
#3103 [16:59] <xD> NEED HELP
#3104 [16:59] <guest-0-32739> I have problems with Minecraft :<
#3105 [17:00] <xD> NEED HELP
#3106 [17:00] <guest-0-32739> Ay, I was here first :P
#3107 [17:00] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: type /msg |Kiikun| id pass replacing the id and pas with the numbers
#3108 [17:00] <|Kiikun|> xD: update your video drivers.
#3109 [17:00] <guest-0-32739> I have a brand new laptop, with i7 etc. But Minecraft still lags..
#3110 [17:01] <|Kiikun|> guest-0-32739: your video card an intel?
#3111 [17:01] <guest-0-32739> It doesn't matter how high or low the videosettings are.
#3112 [17:01] <guest-0-32739> yes
#3113 [17:01] <zinnger2> i cant open minecraft.exe because it says i need to open it using some sort of program but none of them work
#3114 [17:01] <guest-0-32739> And Nvidia
#3115 [17:01] <xD> how do i update video drivers?
#3116 [17:01] <|Kiikun|> guest-0-32739: intel sucks with opengl support. you can try updatign your drivers but thats about it
#3117 [17:01] <|Kiikun|> guest-0-32739.... so you have two videocards?
#3118 [17:01] <guest-0-32739> yes
#3119 [17:02] <guest-0-32739> I think, lol
#3120 [17:02] <|Kiikun|> xD: you can google it, wait for someone else to be free, or wait for me to finish with panitaliemom and possibly guest-0-32739
#3121 [17:02] <guest-0-32739> Intel(R) HD Graphics and Nvidia
#3122 [17:02] <|Kiikun|> guest-0-32739: nvidia what?
#3123 [17:03] <Nivag> I could still do with some help to when it's available...
#3124 [17:03] <Nivag> too*
#3125 [17:03] <panitaliemom> i am puzzled do i make a acount then send you it
#3126 [17:03] <xD> NEED HELP
#3127 [17:03] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: you dont need to make an account.
#3128 [17:03] <panitaliemom> cause ive just downloaded it 3 times in my desktop and nothings happening
#3129 [17:03] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: on the left side of the teamviewer window.
#3130 [17:04] <|Kiikun|> ... are you running it? ~.~
#3131 [17:04] <panitaliemom> were are you looking
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#3133 [17:04] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: i was asuming you were running it when you downloaded.
#3134 [17:05] <panitaliemom> sorry hang on
#3135 [17:05] <panitaliemom> sorry
#3136 [17:05] <xD> better i going to play black ops
#3137 [17:05] <zinnger2> i cant open minecraft.exe because it says i need to open it using some sort of program but none of them work
#3138 [17:05] <panitaliemom> i cant find it wait sorry
#3139 [17:05] <xD> nobody helps me
#3140 [17:05] <Nivag> At least your patient...
#3141 [17:06] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: i told you already along with that other guy. rename the file to minecraft.exe
#3142 [17:06] <xD> HELP
#3143 [17:06] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
#3144 [17:06] <zinnger2> omg thanks!
#3145 [17:07] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: go to the file you downloaded from teamviewer and double click it.
#3146 [17:07] <panitaliemom> ok im really sorry about that lol ive got the ip and all that jazz
#3147 [17:07] <guest-0-32739> @kiikun Nvidia Gforce GT 540M
#3148 [17:07] <xD> help
#3149 [17:07] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: ok type /msg |Kiikun| id pass
#3150 [17:07] <xD> help
#3151 [17:07] <xD> help
#3152 [17:07] <xD> help
#3153 [17:07] <|Kiikun|> ??> xd dont/spam
#3154 [17:07] <VoxelHead> xd: (dont/spam) We can hear you just fine, and your text does not disappear automagically. Please do not spam the same thing over and over again.
#3155 [17:08] <|Kiikun|> ??> xd patience
#3156 [17:08] <VoxelHead> xd: (patience) Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3157 [17:08] <VoxelHead> xd: (patience) In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3158 [17:08] <zinnger2> for some reason i still can't download the mutiplayer server softwear
#3159 [17:08] <panitaliemom> all as one ip
#3160 [17:08] <|Kiikun|> !server
#3161 [17:09] <panitaliemom> msgKiikun
#3162 [17:09] <xD> sorry :(
#3163 [17:09] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: you need the / and the space.. and my |s
#3164 [17:09] <xD> forgive me
#3165 [17:09] <|Kiikun|> or you can click the tab above that has my name on it, since i just messaged you
#3166 [17:10] <|Kiikun|> xD: ok, just be patient.
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#3168 [17:10] <zinnger2> is the sever softwear free?
#3169 [17:10] <guest-0-32739> Yes
#3170 [17:10] * mib_j8adlh [mib_j8adlh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3171 [17:11] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: anyone can setup a server. its the client you have to pay for... unless its classic :P
#3172 [17:11] <Nivag> Anyone available to help?
#3173 [17:11] <panitaliemom> remote control, file transfer, VPN what one to get to your computer
#3174 [17:11] <mib_j8adlh> ad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 01.09.11 23:11 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1.6.0_26,
#3175 [17:11] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: ignore the right side.
#3176 [17:12] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/pFh6gP
#3177 [17:12] <panitaliemom> oh
#3178 [17:12] <n1kkoFTW> can someone take a look at that
#3179 [17:12] <panitaliemom> mm so whats the password
#3180 [17:12] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: do you see my name above? next to #minecrafthelp ?
#3181 [17:12] <zinnger2> so i can set up my own server with just the softwear for free?
#3182 [17:12] <panitaliemom> yes
#3183 [17:12] <|Kiikun|> panitaliemom: please click that
#3184 [17:13] <mib_j8adlh> anyone no how to fix the problem:
#3185 [17:13] <mib_j8adlh> bad video card drivers?
#3186 [17:13] <n1kkoFTW> update the drivers
#3187 [17:14] <mib_j8adlh> this is about openGl
#3188 [17:14] <zinnger2> whats client for a server and should i get one for a private server?
#3189 [17:14] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/uncRRM <-- anybody? :(
#3190 [17:15] <mib_j8adlh> i updated the drivers but it didn t help
#3191 [17:16] <mib_j8adlh> "Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers."
#3192 [17:17] <mib_j8adlh> here is my problem.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6YkRUaJfLg
#3193 [17:17] <mib_j8adlh> please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6YkRUaJfLg
#3194 [17:17] <xD> ok thanks
#3195 [17:18] <Nivag> I'm still here if anybody is available :) Would really appreciate some help.
#3196 [17:19] <mib_j8adlh> please help me with it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6YkRUaJfLg
#3197 [17:19] <TheNytangel> mib_j8adlh, reinstall your video card drivers
#3198 [17:19] <TheNytangel> mib_j8adlh, |Kiikun| can help you with that
#3199 [17:20] <zinnger2> whats client for a server and should i get one for a private server?
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#3201 [17:21] <Nivag> I downloaded & installed Minecraft today. After logging in the loading phase reaches about 90% progress in several miliseconds, then dies on a plain black screen. I've not downloaded any mods and I've tried reinstalling. I'm running Windows 7 and have tried both versions of the download. My tech specs are over the recommendation.
#3202 [17:22] <zinnger2> how do i turn my server on?
#3203 [17:22] * |Kiikun| is helping panitaliemom at the moment
#3203 [17:23] <|Kiikun|> everyone who wants video driver updates, do this!
#3204 [17:23] <|Kiikun|> ?? win/dxdiag
#3205 [17:23] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3206 [17:23] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3207 [17:24] <|Kiikun|> Nivag: dont pm unless asked.
#3208 [17:24] <Nivag> Oh, sorry. Didn't realise.
#3209 [17:24] <TheNytangel> Topic?
#3210 [17:24] <TheNytangel> Huh
#3211 [17:25] <TheNytangel> Thought it was in there
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#3213 [17:25] <zinnger2> how do i turn my server on?
#3214 [17:25] <TheNytangel> zinnger2, double click it
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#3216 [17:26] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: and it it askes 'open with...' renamed the file and add .exe to the end of it
#3217 [17:26] <TheNytangel> Huh..
#3218 [17:26] <TheNytangel> Minecraft.jar.exe? :)
#3219 [17:26] <TheNytangel> I guess I didn't answer the question either then..
#3220 [17:27] <xD> i already have update the video driver and its say the same
#3221 [17:27] <xD> error mensage
#3222 [17:27] <zinnger2> double click what?
#3223 [17:28] <zinnger2> i have a file with all my minecraft server stuff i got so now how do i turn it on so i can get on to it?
#3224 [17:29] <xD> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7LDjkcZ7s
#3225 [17:29] <TheNytangel> ??< index
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#3228 [17:30] <xD> here is how to update it. :)
#3229 [17:30] <|Kiikun|> :P
#3230 [17:31] <Nivag> Still here :)
#3231 [17:31] <Guest73049> Bad Video Card Error, running Intel Q965/Q963 Integratged chipset,
#3232 [17:31] <Guest73049> help
#3233 [17:31] <|Kiikun|> ??> guest-0-32739 gpu/intel
#3234 [17:31] <VoxelHead> guest-0-32739: (gpu/intel) You can get drivers for Intel video cards and chipsets here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/
#3235 [17:32] * |Kiikun| sees no pastebins since calling out the win/dxdiag
#3235 [17:32] <guest-0-32739> How can I change my nickname?
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#3237 [17:32] <TheNytangel> ?? irc/mibnick
#3238 [17:32] <VoxelHead> irc/mibnick: You have apparently been given a random name by the web-based client you are using. Please select an intelligible one by thinking of a name, and typing "/NICK YourNiftyNewName". Thank you.
#3239 [17:33] <sheep> Yay
#3240 [17:33] <sheep> @kiikun, i've already updated my intel
#3241 [17:34] <oddishman> can't get my game to load mojane symbol doesn't come up
#3242 [17:35] <Guest73049> Just tired intel link..updated chipset.. no luck, can't download
#3243 [17:35] <oddishman> can someone help me?
#3244 [17:35] <|Kiikun|> Guest73049: you on a dell? or hp?
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#3247 [17:35] <mib_72n8bz> hi all
#3248 [17:36] <mib_asvpxm> hi
#3249 [17:36] <Nivag> I downloaded & installed Minecraft today. After logging in the loading phase reaches about 90% progress in several miliseconds, then dies on a plain black screen. I've not downloaded any mods and I've tried reinstalling. I'm running Windows 7 and have tried both versions of the download. My tech specs are over the recommendation.
#3250 [17:36] <Guest73049> Dell Optiplex 745
#3251 [17:36] <oddishman> hp windows
#3252 [17:36] <|Kiikun|> Nivag: check your java is updated, you can also try and uninstall and reinstall or java
#3253 [17:37] <Nivag> I've tried that
#3254 [17:37] <|Kiikun|> Guest73049: you probably have to get the driver from dell directly
#3255 [17:37] <Guest73049> Will try
#3256 [17:37] <jason> hi i have a porblem with minecraft,, i wasnt paying attention, and instead of hitting 'log in' i went to options. Then i saw the 'force update' button, thinking i needed to update, i hit that, and then saw what had happened, then went to the log in, hit it,, then when it started to log in, i get a message saying: Minecraft has crashed! --------
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#3258 [17:38] <zinnger2> i have a file with all my minecraft server stuff i got so now how do i turn it on so i can get on to it? like what new icon would i click?
#3259 [17:38] <|Kiikun|> jason: forcupdate makes the client redownload all the minecraft files.
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#3261 [17:38] <|Kiikun|> and you quit... *sigh*
#3262 [17:38] <lemon-rev> kiikun it might be he needsd to reclean mc out
#3263 [17:38] <lemon-rev> lol
#3264 [17:38] <lemon-rev> doh!
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#3266 [17:39] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: by running minecraft_server.exe
#3267 [17:40] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: if you want it to be accessible from the internet, you will probably have to forward port 25565 on your router to the computer runnign the server.
#3268 [17:40] <dylanbarberdude> im in a very good mood! http://himalnews.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-pig_smiling2.jpg
#3269 [17:40] <zinnger2> how do i do that?
#3270 [17:41] <zinnger2> port forwarding
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#3272 [17:41] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: www.portforward.com and you dont need to download or buy anything. thats an ad. you can skip past it by clickign the link in the top right
#3273 [17:42] <zinnger2> ok
#3274 [17:43] <|Kiikun|> lol... monty python.
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#3276 [17:44] <McPlusPlus> [Mojang-blog] Feed is empty!
#3277 [17:44] <|Kiikun|> anyone else...? <.<
#3278 [17:44] <zinnger2> will i be able to port forward if im one a wireless link to another computer's router?
#3279 [17:45] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: the router is a device that connects all computers on a network. so long as you have access to the routers settings, your fine
#3280 [17:46] <zinnger2> ok also is there a place i can use to find my ip adress that way my friends and i can log in?
#3281 [17:46] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: the difficult part is makign your ip on the network static (fixed, doesnt change).
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#3283 [17:47] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: whatismyip.com for internet ip.
#3284 [17:47] <|Kiikun|> zinnger2: and since youll be running the server on the same comp you play, you can just use 'localhost' as the server ip
#3285 [17:47] <|Kiikun|> without the 's ofcourse
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#3287 [17:49] <zinnger> sorry it exited me out
#3288 [17:49] <zinnger> so whats the port forwarding web site agian?
#3289 [17:50] <|Kiikun|> www.portforward.com
#3290 [17:50] <zinnger> and the ip one?
#3291 [17:50] <|Kiikun|> www.whatismyip.com
#3292 [17:50] <|Kiikun|> though.. portforward shows it too :P
#3293 [17:50] <zinnger> ok
#3294 [17:51] <|Kiikun|> and you can check that the port is open and server is runniong properly with http://www.yougetsignal.com/tools/open-ports/
#3295 [17:51] <|Kiikun|> :D
#3296 [17:51] <zinnger> ok thanks
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#3302 [17:59] <MyNameIsTrisran> hey
#3303 [17:59] <MyNameIsTrisran> i need help on playing minecraft on my mac
#3304 [17:59] <zinnger> so what is port forwarding anyway?
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#3306 [18:01] <|Kiikun|> zinnger: its so when someone on the internet connects to a port on your ip, instead of the router just saying 'nothing here' it will attept to connect to the computer your forwarding the port to.
#3307 [18:01] <zinnger> ok
#3308 [18:01] <MyNameIsTrisran> whenever i start minecraft it says that i have the demo which is regular for me but it wont let me play
#3309 [18:01] <|Kiikun|> zinnger: its to allow a local network service to be available to the internet as a whole (and the server counts as a service in this regard)
#3310 [18:01] <MyNameIsTrisran> it says i can only click ' Try Again '
#3311 [18:02] <|Kiikun|> MyNameIsTrisran: what is your minecraft.net username?
#3312 [18:02] <MyNameIsTrisran> Cinguiar
#3313 [18:02] <|Kiikun|> !paid Cinguiar
#3314 [18:02] <MyNameIsTrisran> yes
#3315 [18:02] <MyNameIsTrisran> i know
#3316 [18:02] <MyNameIsTrisran> but
#3317 [18:02] <MyNameIsTrisran> it says that i cant play
#3318 [18:03] <MyNameIsTrisran> but on my other mac
#3319 [18:03] <|Kiikun|> MyNameIsTrisran: you cant play on beta unless you buy the game
#3320 [18:03] <MyNameIsTrisran> i can
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#3322 [18:03] <MyNameIsTrisran> oh
#3323 [18:03] <|Kiikun|> MyNameIsTrisran: then your other mac has a hacked client
#3324 [18:03] <MyNameIsTrisran> okay
#3325 [18:03] <MyNameIsTrisran> thanks!
#3326 [18:03] <|Kiikun|> ~.~
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#3329 [18:04] <mib_qomsua> hey i just purchased a gift code and its not registeringà
#3330 [18:05] <|Kiikun|> mib_qomsua: copy the code instead of retyping it.
#3331 [18:05] <mib_qomsua> ok i will trhy
#3332 [18:05] <mib_qomsua> try
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#3334 [18:06] <Cinguiar> hi sorry for me joining again
#3335 [18:06] <Cinguiar> i was just gonna say on my other mac i did not have a hacked client
#3336 [18:06] <|Kiikun|> Cinguiar: you just admiting to being a pirate, Cinguiar... why are you back?
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#3338 [18:06] <|Kiikun|> Cinguiar: then you played classic? its the only free minecraft
#3339 [18:06] <Stintles> when i try to start the game it acts like it's loading then shows me a black or white screen depending on whether or not i'm playing in browser or on my desktop
#3340 [18:07] <Cinguiar> did u try to download a mod or texture pack?
#3341 [18:07] <Stintles> no
#3342 [18:07] <Cinguiar> yes i play classic
#3343 [18:07] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: update/reinstall java, and update video drivers
#3344 [18:07] <Cinguiar> but when i download it for this mac it wont let me play
#3345 [18:08] <|Kiikun|> Cinguiar: ok, thats different :P the download is for beta only.
#3346 [18:08] <mib_qomsua> thanks for all your help it worked
#3347 [18:08] <Stintles> i installed java. video drivers?
#3348 [18:08] <Cinguiar> okay
#3349 [18:08] <|Kiikun|> Cinguiar: creative is only available via the webpage
#3350 [18:08] <Cinguiar> thank you
#3351 [18:08] <Cinguiar> wait
#3352 [18:08] <Cinguiar> do you like work for minecraft or you just do thing for some time
#3353 [18:09] <|Kiikun|> noone here works for mojang... or gets paid for anything they do here :P
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#3355 [18:09] <Cinguiar> oh
#3356 [18:09] <Stintles> hellooooooooo?
#3357 [18:09] <|Kiikun|> basicly we just like helping :D
#3358 [18:09] <Cinguiar> lol
#3359 [18:09] <Cinguiar> :)
#3360 [18:09] <Cinguiar> bye!
#3361 [18:09] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: windows or mac?
#3362 [18:09] <Stintles> windows
#3363 [18:10] <|Kiikun|> ??> Stintles win/dxdiag
#3364 [18:10] <VoxelHead> Stintles: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3365 [18:10] <VoxelHead> Stintles: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3366 [18:10] <TheNytangel> ??< index
#3367 [18:13] <Stintles> there is no submit button anywhere
#3368 [18:14] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: scroll down a little?
#3369 [18:14] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: its below Optional Paste Settings
#3370 [18:15] <Stintles> when i dragged dxdiag to pastebin it moved me away from the site i think
#3371 [18:16] <|Kiikun|> .. you open the file in notepad then copy it and paste it into pastebin
#3372 [18:16] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: you probably just opened the file in the browser.
#3373 [18:16] <Stintles> oh
#3374 [18:18] <rymate1234> thats why its called pastebin
#3375 [18:18] <rymate1234> you PASTE it
#3376 [18:19] <Stintles> what is the irc channel?
#3377 [18:19] <|Kiikun|> this
#3378 [18:19] <|Kiikun|> paste the link from pastebin here.
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#3380 [18:20] <Stintles> then what?
#3381 [18:21] <|Kiikun|> then i find driver for you.
#3382 [18:21] <Stintles> huh?
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#3384 [18:22] <Stintles> so is it like fixed?
#3385 [18:23] <|Kiikun|> the dxdiag gives us general information on your computer and its parts. we use that to identify your video card, if your comp is branded (like dell), then find the latest driver apropriate to your hardware.
#3386 [18:24] <Stintles> sorry the geek too english dictionary was checked out
#3387 [18:24] <Stintles> lol
#3388 [18:24] <|Kiikun|> ok. it tells me what your computer is made of and who made it. i then give you a link that you download and install.
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#3390 [18:25] <Stintles> where is that link?
#3391 [18:25] <|Kiikun|> dunno.. you havent pasted the link from pastebin yet.
#3392 [18:25] <|Kiikun|> so i have no idea what to look for.
#3393 [18:26] <Stintles> ------------------ System Information ------------------ Time of this report: 9/1/2011, 18:12:07 Machine name: MATT-HP4525S Operating System: Windows 7 Professional 64-bit (6.1, Build 7600) (7600.win7_gdr.110622-1503) Language: English (Regional Setting: English) System Manufacturer: Hewlett-Packard
#3394 [18:26] <|Kiikun|> .. no.
#3395 [18:26] <|Kiikun|> you put THAT on pastebin.com click submit, then give us the address of the page it sends you to.
#3396 [18:27] <Stintles> that as in my last post?
#3397 [18:27] <|Kiikun|> yeah.
#3398 [18:28] <|Kiikun|> the entire contents of the dxdiag.txt file.
#3399 [18:29] <Tnud> Does anyone know if there is a "2d" view in MCedit.. like a map overview mode. I want to delete large chunks of the map and I figure that would go way faster if I didn't have to bother with selecting in 3d space
#3400 [18:29] <zinnger> do you port forward a computer that is hardwired to the internet?
#3401 [18:31] <|Kiikun|> zinnger: any computer on your local network that you want to be accessable from the internet has to have the related ports forwarded to it.
#3402 [18:31] <|Kiikun|> Tnud: dunno. havent used mcedit myself.
#3403 [18:31] <Stintles> it didn't give me any link
#3404 [18:32] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: its in the address bar. starts http://pastebin.com/
#3405 [18:32] <zinnger> well for some reason it wont let me log on to my router so i can port forward
#3406 [18:32] <|Kiikun|> zinnger: then someone may have secured the router.
#3407 [18:32] <Stintles> http://pastebin.com/DP8Uwxsy
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#3409 [18:34] <Stintles> is that the link you wanted?
#3410 [18:35] <BlackRoses> The server can use the port but it cannot be seen from the internet.----9/1/2011 3:32:08 PM ---- Type: SocketException Source: System Message: Only one usage of each socket address (protocol/network address/port) is normally permitted Target: DoBind Trace: at System.Net.Sockets.Socket.DoBind(EndPoint endPointSnapshot, SocketAddress socketAddress) at Sys
#3411 [18:35] <BlackRoses> Help please :D/
#3412 [18:35] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: download and install this: http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/SoftwareDescription.jsp?lang=en&cc=us&prodTypeId=321957&prodSeriesId=4173615&prodNameId=4173724&swEnvOID=4059&swLang=13&mode=2&taskId=135&swItem=ob-93670-1
#3413 [18:35] <|Kiikun|> ??> BlackRoses pastebin
#3414 [18:35] <VoxelHead> BlackRoses: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#3416 [18:36] <BlackRoses> Okay
#3417 [18:36] <Stintles> it's free right?
#3418 [18:36] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: yes.
#3419 [18:36] <|Kiikun|> Stintles: its from hp, the people that made your computer.
#3420 [18:36] <BlackRoses> http://mibpaste.com/MZpkSp
#3421 [18:36] <Stintles> cool i like free stuff:)
#3422 [18:37] <mudpit> hey, i tried to install the airplane mod for minecraft with too many items. i cleared out all of the files that weren't standard for minecraft and now it won't load. please help.
#3423 [18:38] <|Kiikun|> ??> mudpit forceupdate
#3424 [18:38] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3425 [18:38] <VoxelHead> mudpit: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3426 [18:38] <mudpit> ok
#3427 [18:38] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: this is you trying to run a server?
#3428 [18:38] <BlackRoses> It's been up for over a month, but it hasn't been working well lately
#3429 [18:38] <mudpit> it doesnt have an option button
#3430 [18:39] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: something else trying to use port 25565? like you running the server twice.
#3431 [18:39] <BlackRoses> Not that I can think of
#3432 [18:39] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: otherwise.. i would sugest trying a reboot and see if it still does it.
#3433 [18:40] <BlackRoses> Tried =/
#3434 [18:40] <BlackRoses> I only have it on my laptop
#3435 [18:40] <|Kiikun|> mudpit: its the part where you put in your username and password in the launcher.
#3436 [18:40] <|Kiikun|> mudpit: if you play by the webpage... it breaks on any modding.
#3437 [18:40] <mudpit> its not on a server. i try to use the launcher and when i hit login, it says done loading and the bar stays still at about 85% of the way
#3438 [18:41] <|Kiikun|> mudpit: server talk was to blackroses. not you.
#3439 [18:41] <|Kiikun|> mudpit: messages to you specificly are prefixed with your name.
#3440 [18:41] <mudpit> k
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#3442 [18:42] <mudpit> i have to go thanks
#3443 [18:42] <BlackRoses> It says the webpage was found
#3444 [18:42] <mib_ggcxp5> hey?
#3445 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> mudpit: and do you play by webpage or the download...
#3446 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> ~.~
#3447 [18:42] <mib_ggcxp5> I can have help here?
#3448 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: um... you lost me.
#3449 [18:42] <BlackRoses> :3
#3450 [18:42] <mib_ggcxp5> ???
#3451 [18:42] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: maybe? depends on problem. just ask :D
#3452 [18:43] <BlackRoses> It says the webpage was found, but the port was closed
#3453 [18:43] <mib_ggcxp5> I can't play on minecraft because the "java update 25" don't work, how I delete it?
#3454 [18:44] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: you can uninstall it by pressing win+R, typing in appwiz.cpl, selecting java, and clicking uninstall.
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#3456 [18:45] <neun> hello
#3457 [18:45] <BlackRoses> Hi
#3458 [18:45] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: after doign that youll have to go to www.java.com to get the newest java (update 27)
#3459 [18:45] <mib_ggcxp5> I did try that more than 1 million time...
#3460 [18:45] <neun> when does 1.8 come out
#3461 [18:45] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: where does it say 'webpage found?
#3462 [18:45] <|Kiikun|> neun: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#3463 [18:45] <BlackRoses> On the Console
#3464 [18:45] <neun> cool
#3465 [18:45] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: if you still ahve 6u25.. then you havent updated in awhile
#3466 [18:45] <neun> aww
#3467 [18:46] <neun> another wek...
#3468 [18:46] <mib_ggcxp5> it's because I can'T uninstall it
#3469 [18:46] <|Kiikun|> neun: thats if he stays on his predicted track :P
#3470 [18:46] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: oooohhh...
#3471 [18:46] <|Kiikun|> ??> mib_ggcxp5 win/javara
#3472 [18:46] <VoxelHead> mib_ggcxp5: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3473 [18:46] <VoxelHead> mib_ggcxp5: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3474 [18:46] <neun> ...
#3475 [18:47] <|Kiikun|> neun: he thinks hell be ready for release on the 8th
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#3477 [18:47] <mib_ggcxp5> I will try it
#3478 [18:47] <neun> well since i have to wait atleast another week what should i try to make
#3479 [18:47] <|Kiikun|> neun: make a collapsing cube with pistons :P
#3480 [18:48] <neun> been there done that
#3481 [18:48] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: um... is it still... *phone*
#3482 [18:48] <neun> ive also made a scret bookcase :DD
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#3484 [18:48] <mr_trousers> Hello?
#3485 [18:48] <mib_ggcxp5> it's javara.zip?
#3486 [18:48] <BlackRoses> Make a hidden city
#3487 [18:49] <neun> done that too
#3488 [18:49] <BlackRoses> Hmm
#3489 [18:49] <neun> lol
#3490 [18:49] <BlackRoses> Make a robot that walks O_o
#3491 [18:49] <|Kiikun|> secret bookcase = level 1 piston tricks. collapsing/expanding cube = uber level
#3492 [18:49] <neun> ive amde psiton elevaators too
#3493 [18:50] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: are you running the vanilla server or something like bukkit?
#3494 [18:50] <mr_trousers> I tried to buy Minecraft, but it said "transaction failed." I hit the return button, then it says "thank you for purchasing!"
#3495 [18:50] <mr_trousers> Whats up with that?
#3496 [18:50] <BlackRoses> It's a Classic serveur
#3497 [18:50] <neun> everything
#3498 [18:50] <|Kiikun|> mr_trousers: the payment processor is seprate from the minecraft site. the site saw you returnign and asumed you'd completed.
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#3500 [18:51] <mr_trousers> And everytime I try to log in, it says my account isn't "premium."
#3501 [18:51] <|Kiikun|> mr_trousers: are you tryign to pay with a gift card?
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#3503 [18:51] <mr_trousers> Which means the transaction didn't go through.
#3504 [18:51] <neun> welcome
#3505 [18:51] <mr_trousers> No I'm using my MasterCard debit card.
#3506 [18:52] <neun> im translating you all to german to see if i can see what your saying
#3507 [18:52] <|Kiikun|> mr_trousers: call your bank and tell them you want to make the payment. its probably failing because of some fraud security.
#3508 [18:52] <neun> what does ficks mean
#3509 [18:52] <BlackRoses> ?
#3510 [18:52] <mr_trousers> Alright, I will try.
#3511 [18:52] <mr_trousers> Thanks!
#3512 [18:52] * |Kiikun| has no idea what ficks is
#3512 [18:53] <neun> Many thanks
#3513 [18:53] * BlackRoses doesn't either
#3513 [18:53] <|Kiikun|> mr_trousers: your welcome :3
#3514 [18:53] <neun> has no fucking idea what is
#3515 [18:53] * AuBot kicked neun from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#3516 [18:53] <|Kiikun|> BlackRoses: im stumped on whats wrong...
#3517 [18:53] <n1kkoFTW> *sigh* can anyone explain this thread to me --- http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/42337-failed-to-find-accelerated-opengl-modeproblem-solvedfix/
#3518 [18:53] <BlackRoses> As am I
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#3520 [18:53] <neun> so thats what ficks is
#3521 [18:54] <n1kkoFTW> onboard means integrated right?
#3522 [18:54] <|Kiikun|> neun: thats apparently a swear.
#3523 [18:54] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: yes.
#3524 [18:54] <|Kiikun|> it means its ON the motherBOARD
#3525 [18:54] <neun> lol apparently its f*cking
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#3527 [18:54] <n1kkoFTW> sooo, how would one go about killing it? as mentioned in the thred?
#3528 [18:54] <mib_ggcxp5> i'm still trying
#3529 [18:55] <neun> and when i typed in waht you said in german it translated to has no f*cking idea what it is
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#3532 [18:55] <neun> Welcome
#3533 [18:55] <neun> Welcome
#3534 [18:55] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: killing an error, or killing the card?
#3535 [18:56] <|Kiikun|> neun: please stop using thast word.
#3536 [18:56] <n1kkoFTW> killing the card
#3537 [18:56] <n1kkoFTW> but i need to make sure my display isnt running off of it first
#3538 [18:56] <neun> why cant i say welcome
#3539 [18:56] <n1kkoFTW> and idk how to change that either. >.<
#3540 [18:56] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: if putting in another card doesnt work, you can always check if the option is in the bios. shoudl be there.
#3541 [18:57] <neun> v.v i cant welcome newcomers
#3542 [18:57] <n1kkoFTW> well, i have a GTX460M
#3543 [18:57] <neun> how old are you?
#3544 [18:57] <|Kiikun|> neun: i ment the word with the *, not welcome
#3545 [18:57] <neun> oh...
#3546 [18:58] <neun> berger's your smart
#3547 [18:58] <neun> haha what?
#3548 [18:58] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: its most likely in the bios. check it out next time you feel like rebooting :P
#3549 [18:58] <neun> so smart is smart
#3550 [18:58] <neun> darn i meant to say so schl au is smart
#3551 [18:58] <neun> Ciao
#3552 [18:59] <n1kkoFTW> could i just uninstall it+the drivers, run a registry cleaner, then have windows check for updates?
#3553 [18:59] <n1kkoFTW> thats basically what the thread is saying to do right?
#3554 [18:59] <neun> these are my german notes
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#3556 [18:59] <n1kkoFTW> except, they are going straight to the registry
#3557 [18:59] <neun> how many guys are in the classroom deise
#3558 [19:00] <neun> whoops lol
#3559 [19:00] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: it sounds like its making windows find new drivers.
#3560 [19:00] <neun> I play
#3561 [19:00] <BlackRoses> I tried to undo someone's actions, and it gave the Serveur restart! Rejoin! error
#3562 [19:01] <neun> I'm playing
#3563 [19:01] <|Kiikun|> neun: please stop spamming.
#3564 [19:01] <neun> im gonna try to say im playing minecraft in german sorry
#3565 [19:01] <mib_ggcxp5> Thanks for your help
#3566 [19:01] <mib_ggcxp5> (a lot!!!)
#3567 [19:01] <|Kiikun|> mib_ggcxp5: :3
#3568 [19:01] <VoxelHead> wug derp
#3569 [19:01] <neun> I play minecraft
#3570 [19:01] <mib_ggcxp5> that now work ^^
#3571 [19:02] <neun> hey cool i said it
#3572 [19:02] <BlackRoses> Je jue MineCraft aussi :D
#3573 [19:02] <n1kkoFTW> ok, well, here goes nothing! >.<
#3574 [19:02] <neun> you also minecraft jew?
#3575 [19:02] <mib_ggcxp5> moi aussi ^^
#3576 [19:02] <neun> lolwut?
#3577 [19:02] <|Kiikun|> ~.~
#3578 [19:02] <BlackRoses> Moi aussi - me too
#3579 [19:02] <neun> oh
#3580 [19:03] <mib_ggcxp5> ^^
#3581 [19:03] <neun> i am taking deutsch 1 in school
#3582 [19:03] <DopeGhoti> neun: perhaps you should master English first.
#3583 [19:03] <|Kiikun|> ;kick neun I asked you to please stop spamming.
#3584 [19:03] * WugBot kicked neun from #minecrafthelp (Reason: I asked you to please stop spamming.)
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#3586 [19:04] <|Kiikun|> :3
#3587 [19:04] <neun> i wasnt spamming D:
#3588 [19:04] <neun> does it not show transations on your screen
#3589 [19:04] <|Kiikun|> no. because unlike you, i dont use mibbit.
#3590 [19:05] <neun> how am i supposed to knwow that..
#3591 [19:05] <neun> *know
#3592 [19:05] <DopeGhoti> Sie sollen IRC lernen.
#3593 [19:05] <neun> i should learn to irc? what is thta supposed to mean dopeghoti
#3594 [19:06] <neun> i guess iw ont know...
#3595 [19:06] <DopeGhoti> Es bedeutet, was es auf dem Zinn sagt.
#3596 [19:07] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: got any idea as to why the classic server cant open the 25565 port?
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#3598 [19:07] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|: another process might have already claimed that TCP port, possibly
#3599 [19:07] <Wundsalz> I've just updated my jre to v6.27 and now the webclient for classicmode doesn't work anymore. Is it a known problem and if yes is there a fix or workaround? I'm using WinXP, ff v6.0.1 and the latest Opera version. The box on the webclient-box stays blank - no error msg. Everything worked fine before updating java. Beta client and WoM-Client are not effected.
#3600 [19:07] <neun> dopeghati what you jsut said translate to it means what it says on the tin
#3601 [19:07] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: BlackRoses' problem. and i thought that too, but a reboot didnt fix it
#3602 [19:07] <BlackRoses> =/
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#3604 [19:08] <DopeGhoti> |Kiikun|: I'm not familiar with BlackRose. Is that a Linux stack?
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#3606 [19:08] <n1kko> oh god
#3607 [19:08] <n1kko> that was a fail
#3608 [19:08] <BlackRoses> I use Windows7
#3609 [19:08] <|Kiikun|> DopeGhoti: blackroses is a person here :P
#3610 [19:08] <Wug[zzzz]> neun: IRC has features you probably dont know how to use, conventions you probably wouldnt recognize, and etiquette you havent been using.
#3611 [19:08] <neun> since whendo you spweak malay?
#3612 [19:09] <Wug[zzzz]> neun: since google translate
#3613 [19:09] <neun> * since when do you spweak malay@kikuun
#3614 [19:09] <neun> oh lol
#3615 [19:09] <BlackRoses> Lol
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#3617 [19:09] <neun> welcome
#3618 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> ..looks French to me.
#3619 [19:09] <|Kiikun|> neun: whats malay?
#3620 [19:09] <Wug[zzzz]> I spent like 2 minutes remembering the word conventions. soz for hugely delayed action
#3621 [19:09] <neun> a language...
#3622 [19:09] <DopeGhoti> Malay is to Malasia what Canaday is to Canadia?
#3623 [19:09] <Wug[zzzz]> also |Kiikun| mibbit has a built in translator
#3624 [19:09] <JDread02> Hello
#3625 [19:10] <neun> im pretty sire Canaday is not a language
#3626 [19:10] <Wug[zzzz]> its one of its only redeeming factors
#3627 [19:10] <neun> why did it just say i was translated form german
#3628 [19:10] <JDread02> So, this is the help channel... is there server help here too?
#3629 [19:10] <DopeGhoti> JDread02: indeed
#3630 [19:10] <Wug[zzzz]> JDread02: vanilla server, yes
#3631 [19:10] <|Kiikun|> JDread02: for the vanilla servers from minecraft.net
#3632 [19:11] <Wug[zzzz]> ^ lol
#3633 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> vanilla: the best flafor
#3634 [19:11] <JDread02> I like chocolate better
#3635 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> er, flavor
#3636 [19:11] <|Kiikun|> ... /me got doubleninjad ;_;
#3637 [19:11] * Wug[zzzz] likes cookie dough
#3637 [19:11] <neun> what is a good server i should join other than the current on eim on
#3638 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> I'm partial to Strawberry though
#3639 [19:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> neun smp/servers
#3640 [19:11] <VoxelHead> neun: (smp/servers) There currently is no master list of all SMP servers. Fan-made indexes include http://minestatus.net/ - http://www.mcserverlist.net/ - http://www.reddit.com/r/mcservers - http://minecraftservers.net/ - http://minecraft.dk/mcserverlist/
#3641 [19:11] <VoxelHead> neun: (smp/servers) You can also find a list at the MC forums at http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewforum.php?f=1025. Also, try the #smp channel.
#3642 [19:11] <neun> ok thanks
#3643 [19:12] <JDread02> so, to the question at hand. Does anyone know if there is any way to avoid world corruption on a server if the PC the server is on crashes?
#3644 [19:12] <JDread02> I back up my world but its a little annoying to people playing on my server when I cant restore it right away after a server crash.
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#3646 [19:13] <|Kiikun|> JDread02: when it crashes theres really nothing you can do to avoid corruption. your doing good by having backups.
#3647 [19:13] <Wug> JDread02: vanilla?
#3648 [19:13] * Wug writes a recovery mod
#3648 [19:13] <JDread02> And does anyone know if Notch has thought of some way to avoid corruption on crashes in any upcoming releases?
#3649 [19:13] <|Kiikun|> JDread02: you coudl possibly automate the backups.
#3650 [19:13] <Wug> JDread02: avoiding it is pretty much impossible but recovery isnt usually
#3651 [19:14] <JDread02> I have the backups automated but not the recovery...
#3652 [19:14] <JDread02> there should be ways to avoid corruption.
#3653 [19:14] <Wug> JDread02: what kind of corruption do you get
#3654 [19:14] <Wug> JDread02: its impossible. stop hoping for the impossible
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#3656 [19:15] <DopeGhoti> JDread02: more importantly, what sort of crashes are allegedly causing this corruption?
#3657 [19:15] <Wug> the best you can get is a server that automatically fixes it when it happens
#3658 [19:15] <JDread02> well, it looks like the world is slightly extracted from a compressed state when the server is running but recompressed when shut down normally.
#3659 [19:15] <Wug> I bet he's getting nullsaves
#3660 [19:15] <JDread02> But if the server crashes the world is left in limbo being uncompressed and not correctly put away.
#3661 [19:15] <JDread02> yep lots of null exceptions.
#3662 [19:15] <Wug> its the most common form of corruption
#3663 [19:15] <n1kkoFTW> ok, i disabled my onboard card, and there is no where in the BIOS that I can find that will let me select my nvidia card to run the display
#3664 [19:15] <n1kkoFTW> any help?
#3665 [19:15] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
#3666 [19:15] <Wug> JDread02: nullsaves are not nukk exceptions
#3667 [19:16] <Wug> null*
#3668 [19:16] <DopeGhoti> JDread02: are you running any mods at all?
#3669 [19:16] <Wug> a nullsave is when failure to save the world properly overwrites level.dat and level.dat_old with all null characters
#3670 [19:16] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: it woudl be 'primary display: pci-e/agp/pci' or something similar.
#3671 [19:16] <Wug> you can restore them from a backup without issues
#3672 [19:16] <JDread02> I run it with the simpleserver wrapper
#3673 [19:16] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: also, there was no option to completely disable the intel?
#3674 [19:16] <JDread02> with the vanilla minecraftserver jar
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#3676 [19:17] <Asiden> help me please
#3677 [19:17] <Wug> doing so prevents most of the issues associated with replacing or regenerating level.dat, like mismatched terrain
#3678 [19:17] <DopeGhoti> you could automate restorations by watching the server log for Java exceptions, and when it sees them, stopping the server, restoring the last backup, and restarting the server.
#3679 [19:17] <DopeGhoti> ??> Asiden ask
#3680 [19:17] <VoxelHead> Asiden: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3681 [19:17] <n1kkoFTW> oh, its disabled
#3682 [19:17] <Wug> ??> Asiden ww
#3683 [19:17] <VoxelHead> Asiden: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3684 [19:17] <VoxelHead> Asiden: (ww) Help you with what?
#3685 [19:17] <Asiden> oh
#3686 [19:18] <Wug> JDread02: do you have a stack trace the server generated after a corrupted world
#3687 [19:18] <Asiden> ask im trying to log onto minecraft and when i get to the launcher screen its grey and says stuff like permission denied and cant log on and stuff
#3688 [19:18] <BlackRoses> AFK
#3689 [19:18] <Asiden> oh that didnt work
#3690 [19:19] <Wug> Asiden: check your firewalls, disable them all and see if it works then
#3691 [19:19] <JDread02> - java.lang.NullPointerException and then the stack trace
#3692 [19:19] <Wug> JDread02: pastebin please
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#3694 [19:20] <JDread02> .... pastebin? sorry I dont use irc much
#3695 [19:20] <Wug> www.pastebin.com <--- this
#3696 [19:20] <Wug> its not an irc service or feature
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#3698 [19:22] <JDread02> http://pastebin.com/Jj12aEBw
#3699 [19:22] <JDread02> ok, that should be it.
#3700 [19:23] <Wug> JDread02: minecraft account name please
#3701 [19:23] <oldtopman3> ;voice oldtopman3
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#3703 [19:23] <mr_boo> Hello i downloaded the single player of minecraft and i tryed playing it and it said download java and i did. i downloaded it and now i try playing it and there is a error message witch says somthing about my pixel not accelerated. so wat do i do?
#3704 [19:23] <JDread02> same as my name here
#3705 [19:23] <oldtopman3> ??> mr_boo gpu/update
#3706 [19:23] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#3707 [19:23] <Wug> !paid JDread02
#3708 [19:23] <Wug> JDread02, y u run server in offline mode ლ(゚д゚ლ)
#3709 [19:24] <mr_boo> ok so how do i do that?
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#3711 [19:24] <oldtopman3> mr_boo: What kind of graphics card do you have installed?
#3712 [19:24] <BlackRoses> http://mibpaste.com/8Z9HdF
#3713 [19:24] <mr_boo> i don't know.
#3714 [19:25] <JDread02> just never set it to true
#3715 [19:25] <Wug> I'mma talk to jeb when I get the chance
#3716 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: what is your minecraft account name, please?
#3717 [19:25] * |Kiikun| thought it defaulted to true
#3717 [19:25] <mr_boo> RatedHen
#3718 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> !paid RatedHen
#3719 [19:25] <DopeGhoti> that's another reason you won't be able to play.
#3720 [19:25] <Wug> mr_boo: are you trying to play classic?
#3721 [19:25] <mr_boo> yes sir.
#3722 [19:26] <Wug> ... classic doesnt have pixel format not accelerated
#3723 [19:26] * Wug kicks
#3723 [19:26] <oldtopman3> Wug: srsly?
#3724 [19:26] <mr_boo> then y i try to play it and that error pops up
#3725 [19:26] <Wug> oldtopman3: srsly what?
#3726 [19:26] <oldtopman3> mr_boo: What is your account name?
#3727 [19:26] <mr_boo> RatedHen
#3728 [19:26] <Wug> <mr_boo> RatedHen
#3729 [19:26] <GreyVulpine> mr_boo - The downloaded client is not classic. It's Beta, and it requires a paid for account to play
#3730 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> Classic is only available on the website
#3731 [19:27] <BlackRoses> WoM
#3732 [19:27] <DopeGhoti> we don't support third-party programs.
#3733 [19:27] <GreyVulpine> ^
#3734 [19:27] <Wug> ... is something we ... ^
#3735 [19:28] * DopeGhoti puts away his ninja tools
#3735 [19:28] <mr_boo> I went to the website. and downloaded.
#3736 [19:28] * oldtopman3 breaks out his shiny new kickhammer
#3736 [19:28] * Wug puts a shuriken on DopeGhoti's chair
#3736 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> Again. The downloaded client is not classic, it's beta. Beta requires an account that is paid for, to play
#3737 [19:28] <oldtopman3> mr_boo: We do not support pirates or World of Minecraft. Please pay for the game if you want to play the public beta.
#3738 [19:28] <GreyVulpine> If you want to play on the downloaded client, you'll need to pay for an account.
#3739 [19:29] <mr_boo> I don't want to pay for it i want to play the free virsion. dude
#3740 [19:29] <Wug> the free version is classic.
#3741 [19:29] <GreyVulpine> And I want a car, but I don't want to pay for it. Tough luck.
#3742 [19:29] <DopeGhoti> mr_boo: then go here: http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp
#3743 [19:30] <Wug> you are trying to play the paid version
#3744 [19:30] <DopeGhoti> http://www.minecraft.net/play.jsp is the only free version there is
#3745 [19:30] <mr_boo> ok thanks i will try to go to the site this guy gave me so yea. good bye.
#3746 [19:31] <JDread02> Where is the best place to submit suggestions for improvements
#3747 [19:31] <Wug> JDread02: umm well
#3748 [19:31] <Wug> thing is
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#3750 [19:31] <DopeGhoti> JDread02: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang
#3751 [19:32] <mr_boo> ok will the site u gave me took me to the same thing i have been getting
#3752 [19:33] <JDread02> and thats the best place for the suggestions?
#3753 [19:33] <|Kiikun|> JDread02: thats a direct line to mojang
#3754 [19:33] <|Kiikun|> JDread02: they look there often
#3755 [19:33] <JDread02> ok
#3756 [19:33] <DopeGhoti> JDread02: that's the official place for bug reports and feature requests, yes.
#3757 [19:34] <mr_boo> pls help i really want to play but my pixel wont work can u help me fix that?
#3758 [19:35] <mr_boo> :(
#3759 [19:36] <Wug> ??> mr_boo win/dxdiag
#3760 [19:36] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3761 [19:36] <DopeGhoti> The error you are reporting _does not exist_ in the Classic code.
#3762 [19:36] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3764 [19:36] <Wug> DopeGhoti: idk, maybe it does
#3765 [19:36] <Wug> ive never seen or heard of it
#3766 [19:36] <Wug> but who knows
#3767 [19:36] <DopeGhoti> Wug: if that's the case, I sit corrected.
#3768 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> It doesn't, I've only ever seen it black screen or not show up at all if the drivers aren't correct
#3769 [19:37] <GreyVulpine> pixel format not accelerated is only on beta, as far as I know.
#3770 [19:37] <Wug> mr_boo: please pastebin the entire error report
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#3772 [19:41] <mr_boo> ok so were do i start.. i have played this like twice. once at school on the free virsion and onther on the free virsion.
#3773 [19:41] <mr_boo> greyvulpine yes it load then it goes black screen then pops up that message.
#3774 [19:42] <Wug> mr_boo: copy the whole message and pastebin it
#3775 [19:42] <oldtopman3> mr_boo: Do one of the free versions you played let you build things?
#3776 [19:43] <mr_boo> i don't know wat pastebin is dude and yes u could do everything but it was the free virsion.
#3777 [19:43] <Wug> www.pastebin.com
#3778 [19:43] <DopeGhoti> ??> mr_boo pastebin
#3779 [19:43] <VoxelHead> mr_boo: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
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#3781 [19:44] <oldtopman3> ;kick mr_boo We do not assist pirates.
#3782 [19:44] * WugBot kicked mr_boo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: We do not assist pirates.)
#3783 [19:45] <DopeGhoti> !topic add Other than Classic, there IS no free version.
#3784 [19:46] <lansiir> DopeGhoti: Perhaps you should add that we don't help pirates into the topic.
#3785 [19:46] <DopeGhoti> it's already there
#3786 [19:47] <DopeGhoti> !topic info 3
#3787 [19:47] <VoxelHead> #minecrafthelp: element [ 3 = Channel Rules: http://www.minecraftirc.net/rules/minecrafthelp ] ... set by [ * | Thu Aug 25 05:25:23 MST 2011 ]
#3788 [19:48] <lansiir> ah
#3789 [19:48] * lansiir reads the rules
#3789 [19:48] * mib_wvl1w1 [mib_wvl1w1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3790 [19:49] <mib_wvl1w1> hello
#3791 [19:49] <DopeGhoti> Cordial greetings.
#3792 [19:49] <mib_wvl1w1> :P right.
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#3794 [19:49] <mib_wvl1w1> so im having difficulties running minecraft :/ the game keeps freezing
#3795 [19:49] <mr_boo> that was not nice guys.
#3796 [19:49] <Wug> same mr_boo
#3797 [19:50] <mib_wvl1w1> its not my computer because i can still move the mouse, its like a massive lag spike
#3798 [19:50] <Wug> mr_boo: have you pastebinned the error yet
#3799 [19:50] <lansiir> mr_boo: Piracy isn't polite either. Buy the game or stop asking for help with the pirated version.
#3800 [19:50] <mr_boo> its not pirated it was off the site .
#3801 [19:51] * VoxelHead kicked mr_boo from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: No, we will not help you to steal the game.)
#3802 [19:51] <lansiir> whoah
#3803 [19:51] * lansiir flexes his musxles
#3803 [19:51] <lansiir> but seriously, where did that come from
#3804 [19:51] * VoxelHead twirls its magic @
#3804 [19:51] <Wug> probly dope
#3805 [19:51] <DopeGhoti> No comment.
#3806 [19:51] <Wug> yep, it was dope
#3807 [19:51] * lansiir saw nothing
#3807 [19:52] <lansiir> Wug: Did you see anything?
#3808 [19:52] <Wug> you can tell by the signature dopeghoti @ comment
#3809 [19:52] <Wug> ye-- *gets sniped*
#3810 [19:52] * Wug dead
#3810 [19:52] <mib_wvl1w1> ...
#3811 [19:52] * lansiir revives Wug
#3811 [19:52] <Wug> nope I saw nothing.
#3812 [19:53] * lansiir points blinky lights into Wug's face You did not see the mr_boo person. Nor do you ever recall meeting them
#3812 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> * Wug is now known as Sgt.Schultz
#3813 [19:53] <lansiir> You know what I like?
#3814 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> Vanilla?
#3815 [19:53] <lansiir> When you IP ban someone and 2-3 people get kicked
#3816 [19:53] <Wug> minecraftsp
#3817 [19:53] <DopeGhoti> that's always fun.
#3818 [19:53] <Wug> www.minecraftsp.com
#3819 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> go go gadget guilt-by-association
#3820 [19:54] <Wug> DopeGhoti: I dont get it
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#3822 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> Wug: ?
#3823 [19:54] <DopeGhoti> there is no site there; just a parking page.
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#3825 [19:54] <JohnEBH> !paid domo12345678910
#3826 [19:55] <JohnEBH> Thought so =P
#3827 [19:55] <DopeGhoti> o.O
#3828 [19:55] <JohnEBH> Server is on offline mode, so yeah xD
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#3832 [20:00] <Wug> Opeth: auth?
#3833 [20:00] <Opeth> I am authman
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#3835 [20:06] <TheNytangel> www.hackedminecraft.net
#3836 [20:06] <TheNytangel> :P
#3837 [20:06] <TheNytangel> :(
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#3839 [20:06] <TheNytangel> I thought that would work..
#3840 [20:07] <screenfreeze> i keep getting random screen freezes while playing, in singleplayer and on a server
#3841 [20:07] <screenfreeze> can someone help?
#3842 [20:09] <screenfreeze> anyone?
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#3844 [20:14] <Zerggy> can anyone help me with an error?
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#3846 [20:15] <Zerggy> software caused connection abort: rev failed
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#3848 [20:17] <n1kkoFTW> *sigh* nothing in the bios
#3849 [20:17] <n1kkoFTW> :/
#3850 [20:17] <jawz> my screen is always black when i run minecraft
#3851 [20:18] <n1kkoFTW> jawz, is it after you logon, or right when you start the launcher?
#3852 [20:19] <jawz> when istart
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#3854 [20:19] <n1kkoFTW> do you have java?
#3855 [20:19] <jawz> yes
#3856 [20:19] <n1kkoFTW> what version?
#3857 [20:19] <jawz> it used to work fine
#3858 [20:19] <jawz> beta
#3859 [20:19] <n1kkoFTW> have you installed anymods?
#3860 [20:19] <jawz> yes
#3861 [20:19] <n1kkoFTW> did the mods work?
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#3863 [20:19] <jawz> no
#3864 [20:20] <n1kkoFTW> did you delete your meta-inf folder?
#3865 [20:20] <jawz> cafter i downloaded zombe fly mod it stoped working
#3866 [20:20] <jawz> no
#3867 [20:21] <n1kkoFTW> are you on windows?
#3868 [20:21] <jawz> yes
#3869 [20:21] <n1kkoFTW> go to your .minecraft folder
#3870 [20:21] <jawz> then what
#3871 [20:21] <n1kkoFTW> and go to your bin folder
#3872 [20:21] <jawz> k
#3873 [20:21] <jawz> then what
#3874 [20:21] <n1kkoFTW> right click on minecraft.jar
#3875 [20:21] <n1kkoFTW> and open with winrar
#3876 [20:22] <n1kkoFTW> or any other 7-zip
#3877 [20:22] <n1kkoFTW> and delete your meta-inf
#3878 [20:22] <jawz> k
#3879 [20:22] <n1kkoFTW> do the same process for the lwjgl.jar
#3880 [20:22] <jawz> im going to go do it
#3881 [20:22] <jawz> so bye
#3882 [20:22] <n1kkoFTW> wait
#3883 [20:23] <n1kkoFTW> you have to do it for all 4 .jar files
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#3885 [20:23] <jawz> what
#3886 [20:23] <jawz> k
#3887 [20:23] <n1kkoFTW> delete your meta-inf in all 4 .jar files, and let me know if it worked
#3888 [20:23] <jawz> how do i get to my folders
#3889 [20:24] <n1kkoFTW> <users<appdata<.minecraft
#3890 [20:24] <n1kkoFTW> thats wrong
#3891 [20:24] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#3892 [20:24] <n1kkoFTW> users<appdata<roaming<.minecraft
#3893 [20:25] <n1kkoFTW> i am going to go for a few minutes, i need to restart in safe mode. >_<
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#3895 [20:27] <n1kkoFTW> ok back
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#3897 [20:28] <asiden> (ask) im trying to run minecraft but the launcher screen that usually shows the updates is grey and has stuff on it like permission denied
#3898 [20:28] <GreyVulpine> asiden - Disable your firewall to test
#3899 [20:28] <asiden> k ty
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#3902 [20:29] <lansiir> jawz: Do you want to know the easy way to fix your minecraft?
#3903 [20:29] <asiden> no
#3904 [20:29] <asiden> oh yes
#3905 [20:29] <GaZ> hello may i post a link? i want to ask you what a certain rock is!
#3906 [20:29] <jawz> yes
#3907 [20:29] <lansiir> ??> jawz win/reinst/bat
#3908 [20:29] <VoxelHead> jawz: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#3909 [20:30] <VoxelHead> jawz: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#3910 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> GaZ - Sure, go for it
#3911 [20:30] <GaZ> http://i51.tinypic.com/210h8i9.png
#3912 [20:30] <GaZ> what is the darker rock? :)
#3913 [20:30] <lansiir> GaZ: Bedrock
#3914 [20:30] <GreyVulpine> That would be bedrock
#3915 [20:30] <asiden> how do u uninstall minecraft
#3916 [20:30] <asiden> or can u
#3917 [20:30] <lansiir> GaZ: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Bedrock
#3918 [20:30] <GaZ> is that invunrable, like the bottom of the map?
#3919 [20:30] <lansiir> asiden: Just delete the launcher
#3920 [20:30] <GaZ> ok ty
#3921 [20:30] <asiden> mk
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#3923 [20:31] <lansiir> GaZ: That link has all of the information you can find on the stuff. And yes.
#3924 [20:31] <lansiir> afk-dinner
#3925 [20:31] <GaZ> thanks, i will read =)
#3926 [20:31] <asiden> i tried that and it didnt work
#3927 [20:31] <lansiir> np
#3928 [20:31] <asiden> what would i do
#3929 [20:31] <lansiir> GaZ: That wiki has *everything* on it
#3930 [20:32] <GaZ> yeah i usually use it, but i couldn't see it on the block list ;)
#3931 [20:32] <jawz> IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3932 [20:32] <GaZ> obviously knowing it's name i can now see it ^_^
#3933 [20:32] <akcapnak> while i play minecraft it shuts down saying i must restart because i do not own the game and i purchased it 20 days ago
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#3936 [20:35] <Dragon> hey i bought minecraft a while ago and could never get it to work so i gave up on it but now i really want to play it and everytime i start it up i log in and i get a black screen
#3937 [20:35] <Dragon> can you help me fix that?
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#3939 [20:35] <n1kkoFTW> good god, finally got it to work
#3940 [20:36] <Dragon> lol
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#3942 [20:36] <akcapnak> i purchase tweenty days ago and did purchace
#3943 [20:36] <[DjSM]Someone> hello
#3944 [20:36] <n1kkoFTW> minecraft at 270-300 fps FTW?
#3945 [20:36] <Dragon> hey
#3946 [20:36] <n1kkoFTW> i think so
#3947 [20:36] <[DjSM]Someone> my minecraft does not have any sound -_-
#3948 [20:37] <[DjSM]Someone> lag?
#3949 [20:37] <[DjSM]Someone> hello?
#3950 [20:37] <Dragon> can anyone help me?
#3951 [20:37] <[DjSM]Someone> with what?
#3952 [20:37] <n1kkoFTW> i can try
#3953 [20:37] <Dragon> i have a black screen when i log into minecraft...
#3954 [20:37] <n1kkoFTW> someone, how many fps does minecraft run at for you?
#3955 [20:37] <[DjSM]Someone> ah
#3956 [20:38] <[DjSM]Someone> very slow (mods)
#3957 [20:38] <n1kkoFTW> hit f3 in game, and it will say it at the top left
#3958 [20:38] <n1kkoFTW> oh
#3959 [20:38] <n1kkoFTW> that might be why
#3960 [20:38] <[DjSM]Someone> no mods = fast fps
#3961 [20:38] <n1kkoFTW> dragon, do you have any mods installed?
#3962 [20:38] <Dragon> i never got to play minecraft at all
#3963 [20:38] <Dragon> so no mods
#3964 [20:38] <[DjSM]Someone> try intel graphic drivers
#3965 [20:39] <n1kkoFTW> do you logon, and then the black sreen?
#3966 [20:39] <[DjSM]Someone> thats what got mine to work
#3967 [20:39] <Dragon> yes
#3968 [20:39] <[DjSM]Someone> i had the same problem
#3969 [20:39] <Dragon> so what do i do to fix?
#3970 [20:40] <[DjSM]Someone> try Intel Graphics Media Acclerater
#3971 [20:40] <Dragon> download that?
#3972 [20:40] <[DjSM]Someone> i think
#3973 [20:40] <n1kkoFTW> hell
#3974 [20:40] <n1kkoFTW> it doesnt work anymore
#3975 [20:40] <n1kkoFTW> wtff
#3976 [20:40] <[DjSM]Someone> ?
#3977 [20:40] <[DjSM]Someone> can anyone help me with my sound?
#3978 [20:41] <n1kkoFTW> did sound work before the mods??
#3979 [20:41] <[DjSM]Someone> no
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#3981 [20:41] <n1kkoFTW> did you try force updating?
#3982 [20:41] <[DjSM]Someone> that cleans the mods, but the sound does not work
#3983 [20:42] <[DjSM]Someone> force updatings get a fresh minecraft.jar
#3984 [20:42] <n1kkoFTW> i know -.-
#3985 [20:42] <n1kkoFTW> a fresh .jar with sound maybe
#3986 [20:42] <n1kkoFTW> idk, i would try it
#3987 [20:42] <[DjSM]Someone> i have
#3988 [20:42] <ctsbro1> when i try and run the game it says the pixles can not accelerate why?
#3989 [20:43] <[DjSM]Someone> try what someone else told me
#3990 [20:43] <Dragon> no the intel accelorator thing did not work...
#3991 [20:43] <[DjSM]Someone> ah
#3992 [20:43] <Dragon> how else do i get minecraft to start?
#3993 [20:43] <[DjSM]Someone> it worked for me
#3994 [20:43] <n1kkoFTW> ctsbro1
#3995 [20:43] <[DjSM]Someone> idk
#3996 [20:44] <ctsbro1> yes?
#3997 [20:44] <[DjSM]Someone> look on youtube for a few answers
#3998 [20:44] <ctsbro1> ok thank you
#3999 [20:44] <Dragon> hmm ok thx
#4000 [20:44] <n1kkoFTW> wait
#4001 [20:44] <n1kkoFTW> i have a thread that helped me
#4002 [20:44] <ctsbro1> ok
#4003 [20:44] <n1kkoFTW> http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/42337-failed-to-find-accelerated-opengl-modeproblem-solvedfix/
#4004 [20:44] <[DjSM]Someone> ok
#4005 [20:44] <Dragon> for the black screen?
#4006 [20:44] <[DjSM]Someone> yea
#4007 [20:44] <n1kkoFTW> it helped me with that error, now im getting another one
#4008 [20:44] <n1kkoFTW> -.-
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#4011 [20:45] <[DjSM]Someone> how did [L] get op?
#4012 [20:47] * mib_828pgz [mib_828pgz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4013 [20:48] <n1kkoFTW> wtf
#4014 [20:48] <n1kkoFTW> everyone is gone???
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#4018 [20:54] <munkeys> i just got a new comp and im havng problems with the exe.
#4019 [20:55] <munkeys> it says publisher con not be verrified and tells me to chose a rogram to run it
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#4021 [20:56] <n1kkoFTW> try running it as an administrator?
#4022 [20:56] <munkeys> do i open or save or save as when i donwload it?
#4023 [20:56] <mib_2oc80t> can someone help me with random screen freezes?
#4024 [20:57] <munkeys> n1kkoFTW do i chose "open" or "save"
#4025 [20:57] <n1kkoFTW> save
#4026 [20:57] <munkeys> ok
#4027 [20:57] <n1kkoFTW> munkeys, save it to desktop
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#4029 [20:58] <munkeys> ok
#4030 [20:59] <lilybet> problem "Minecraft has run out of memory"
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#4032 [20:59] <mib_2oc80t> annnyone wanna help me?
#4033 [20:59] <n1kkoFTW> im here
#4034 [20:59] <n1kkoFTW> its n1kko
#4035 [20:59] <munkeys> n1kkoFTW it just shows as a blank paper on the desktop with "minecraft" underneath and gives me the option to open with programs such as notepad and internet explorer
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#4037 [21:00] <n1kkoFTW> hm, are you on windows?
#4038 [21:01] <munkeys> yes
#4039 [21:01] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/8ZPxVH
#4040 [21:01] <n1kkoFTW> idk then
#4041 [21:01] <munkeys> should i try using google chrome?
#4042 [21:01] <n1kkoFTW> idk if the browser matters
#4043 [21:01] <n1kkoFTW> :/
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#4046 [21:02] <munkeys> :(
#4047 [21:02] <n1kkoFTW> have you tried both .exe downloads?
#4048 [21:02] <n1kkoFTW> and does the new pc have java?
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#4050 [21:02] <munkeys> i just downloaded it
#4051 [21:02] <munkeys> and yes
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#4053 [21:02] <mib_8wzzgo> help
#4054 [21:02] <munkeys> it has jave update 27
#4055 [21:03] <mib_8wzzgo> hlp me i dont know why i cant rum minecraft
#4056 [21:03] <n1kkoFTW> whats the problem with it mib?
#4057 [21:03] <n1kkoFTW> ok... or leave
#4058 [21:04] <n1kkoFTW> idk. :/
#4059 [21:04] <ttb_santa_CA1> Hi Folks, We attempted to install MineCraft "To Install The Aether Mod For Mac/PC" by "The Waffle Galaxy" and we get a failure on start-up. Does anyone have experience with this install that could help debug the issue?
#4060 [21:04] <n1kkoFTW> santa, did you delete your meta-inf folder?
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#4062 [21:05] <sadf> can you help me
#4063 [21:05] <ttb_santa_CA1> Will check again.
#4064 [21:05] <n1kkoFTW> sadf with?
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#4066 [21:06] <mib_2oc80t> anyone know how to fix random screen freezes?
#4067 [21:06] <ttb_santa_CA1> Hi N1kkoFTW: Meta-inf folder inside Minecraft.jar is still there. This folder and all contents should be deleted?
#4068 [21:07] <n1kkoFTW> yes
#4069 [21:07] <lansiir> n1kkoFTW: Do you mind if I PM you?
#4070 [21:08] <n1kkoFTW> go ahead
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#4072 [21:08] <munkeys> im back
#4073 [21:09] <munkeys> hey n1kkoFTW ie9 did not work but i got google chrome installed and it worked fine. just FYI
#4074 [21:09] <n1kkoFTW> ok, thanks for the info
#4075 [21:09] <lansiir> ??> n1kkoFTW win/reinst
#4076 [21:09] <VoxelHead> n1kkoFTW: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4077 [21:09] <VoxelHead> n1kkoFTW: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4078 [21:09] <munkeys> time for minecraft :) i hope i get a good FPS on my new comp :P
#4079 [21:10] <n1kkoFTW> ie9 probably didnt like the .exe. :/
#4080 [21:10] <munkeys> yea
#4081 [21:10] * mib_dhv5q6 [mib_dhv5q6@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4082 [21:10] <mib_dhv5q6> Hello
#4083 [21:10] <munkeys> cya
#4084 [21:10] <mib_dhv5q6> I need help.
#4085 [21:11] <lansiir> ??> mib_dhv5q6 ask
#4086 [21:11] <VoxelHead> mib_dhv5q6: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#4087 [21:11] <VoxelHead> mib_dhv5q6: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#4088 [21:11] <mib_dhv5q6> My minecraft World dissapeared after my computer cut off.
#4089 [21:11] <lansiir> mib_dhv5q6: Time to start rebuilding
#4090 [21:11] <mib_dhv5q6> .........
#4091 [21:11] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_dhv5q6 nullsave
#4092 [21:11] <VoxelHead> mib_dhv5q6: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#4093 [21:11] <VoxelHead> mib_dhv5q6: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
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#4095 [21:11] <mib_dhv5q6> Wait, What is MCEdit?
#4096 [21:12] <lansiir> ??> mib_dhv5q6 mcedit
#4097 [21:12] <VoxelHead> mib_dhv5q6: (mcedit) http://davidvierra.com/mcedit/download.html
#4098 [21:12] <mib_dhv5q6> Map Editor?
#4099 [21:12] <lansiir> yessir
#4100 [21:12] <mib_2oc80t> can someone help me with random screen freezes?
#4101 [21:12] <lansiir> hey GV, are people allowed to help with mods here?
#4102 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> if you know about mods, and are willing to help, feel free
#4103 [21:13] <lansiir> ah
#4104 [21:13] <mib_dhv5q6> Well, i tried creating a new world, and deleting the region and data And the replacing it with my old worlds files.
#4105 [21:13] <mib_dhv5q6> But that did not work.
#4106 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Just don't expect help for every possible combination of mods out there
#4107 [21:13] <GreyVulpine> Way too much work
#4108 [21:13] <mib_2oc80t> anyone? :(
#4109 [21:13] <mib_dhv5q6> Mib do you use In browser or Download?
#4110 [21:14] <mib_2oc80t> i use download
#4111 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Might have screwed up your world past recovery by doing that
#4112 [21:14] <mib_dhv5q6> Try Inbrowser
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#4114 [21:14] <mib_dhv5q6> Talking to me Grey?
#4115 [21:14] <ttb_santa_CA1> n1kkoFTW: Ok, deleted Meta-inf folder, but still crashes. Next steps to investigate? We don't have any prior mods installed.
#4116 [21:14] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#4117 [21:14] <mib_dhv5q6> How?
#4118 [21:14] <mib_2oc80t> and if that doesnt work? D:
#4119 [21:14] <mib_dhv5q6> All i did was move files.
#4120 [21:14] <n1kkoFTW> and it worked befor the mods?
#4121 [21:14] <mib_2oc80t> i dont think it has anything to do with the download
#4122 [21:14] <mib_vf2dn0> how can i make the bar-line thing on the f3 not cover half of my screen?
#4123 [21:14] <mib_2oc80t> i just redownloaded it 20 mins ago and i still have the problem
#4124 [21:15] <mib_dhv5q6> I don't know mid 2oc. It happened to me with download So i switched to inbrowser. Then went back to download after a while and it worked fine...
#4125 [21:15] <mib_vf2dn0> hello?
#4126 [21:15] <mib_dhv5q6> Hello.
#4127 [21:15] <mib_2oc80t> what was the problem with yours?
#4128 [21:15] <n1kkoFTW> GV, check pm please?
#4129 [21:16] <mib_dhv5q6> Lol, my world dissapeared.
#4130 [21:16] <mib_dhv5q6> And I cannot get it back.
#4131 [21:16] <mib_vf2dn0> how do i get the bar-line on the f3 not to cover half the screen?
#4132 [21:16] <mib_dhv5q6> I'm just going to stay in Online Servers. Screw beta.
#4133 [21:16] <mib_dhv5q6> Try pressed F3 again? I dunno.
#4134 [21:16] <mib_vf2dn0> whenever i press it i cant see anything
#4135 [21:17] <mib_vf2dn0> i tryed that
#4136 [21:17] <mib_dhv5q6> Hmm.
#4137 [21:17] <mib_dhv5q6> I don't know.
#4138 [21:18] <mib_vf2dn0> is there anyway to have that not happen?
#4139 [21:18] <ttb_santa_CA1> n1kkoFTW: java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: PlayerBase Does this suggest any ideas?
#4140 [21:18] <mib_vf2dn0> me?
#4141 [21:18] <n1kkoFTW> O.o
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#4143 [21:19] <mib_vf2dn0> can anyone help me?
#4144 [21:19] <n1kkoFTW> You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. : (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try runni
#4145 [21:19] <mib_vf2dn0> im on mac
#4146 [21:19] <n1kkoFTW> try running minecraft again is the last bit
#4147 [21:20] <mib_vf2dn0> im on mac
#4148 [21:20] <mib_vf2dn0> what do i do on mac
#4149 [21:20] <n1kkoFTW> gah
#4150 [21:21] <n1kkoFTW> is disgustingly slow on integrated graphics
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#4152 [21:21] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
#4153 [21:21] <mib_vf2dn0> can you help or wat
#4154 [21:21] <ttb_santa_CA1> n1kkoFTW, Also on a Mac
#4155 [21:21] <n1kkoFTW> oh,
#4156 [21:21] <n1kkoFTW> i have no clue then
#4157 [21:21] <ttb_santa_CA1> Ok.
#4158 [21:22] <ttb_santa_CA1> Thanks
#4159 [21:22] <n1kkoFTW> i assumed windows, sorry :/
#4160 [21:22] <mib_vf2dn0> is there someone who knows mac
#4161 [21:23] <mib_vf2dn0> screw this
#4162 [21:25] <n1kkoFTW> omg... lagggg
#4163 [21:25] <n1kkoFTW> O_O
#4164 [21:25] <n1kkoFTW> 15fps FTW
#4165 [21:29] <mib_dhv5q6> Whoever said something about Mcedit I love you
#4166 [21:29] <mib_dhv5q6> Whoever said something about Mcedit I love you
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#4168 [21:37] <codeman> Ok can i get some help please?
#4169 [21:37] <n1kkoFTW> for?
#4170 [21:37] <n1kkoFTW> details
#4171 [21:37] <codeman> I'm havin trouble starting my minecraft.exe
#4172 [21:37] <n1kkoFTW> how so?
#4173 [21:37] <codeman> It says "requires java runtime 1.5.0"
#4174 [21:38] <n1kkoFTW> do you have java?
#4175 [21:38] <codeman> And when i try to update or install java it says it is corrupt
#4176 [21:38] <codeman> And i cant uninstall it
#4177 [21:38] <n1kkoFTW> what says its corrupt?
#4178 [21:39] <codeman> When i install java it says error already downloaded
#4179 [21:39] <n1kkoFTW> uninstall all previous versions of java
#4180 [21:39] <n1kkoFTW> http://java.com/en/
#4181 [21:39] <codeman> Ok 1sec
#4182 [21:39] <n1kkoFTW> and downlkoad it from there
#4183 [21:41] <codeman> Ok when i try to remove java it will try and say "fatal error during installation"
#4184 [21:41] <n1kkoFTW> what os you on?
#4185 [21:41] <codeman> Idk, windows xp
#4186 [21:42] <n1kkoFTW> >.>
#4187 [21:42] <n1kkoFTW> hit the windows key + r
#4188 [21:42] <codeman> Yep
#4189 [21:42] <n1kkoFTW> and type dxdiag
#4190 [21:42] <n1kkoFTW> it will say your os in there
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#4192 [21:44] <codeman> Windows XP Professional (5.1 build 2600)
#4193 [21:44] <Rivitingone> Anyone about that has a moment to help me with a mod installation issue?
#4194 [21:44] * mib_06woqy [mib_06woqy@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4195 [21:44] <n1kkoFTW> oh, idk then, i havent used xp in ages
#4196 [21:44] <n1kkoFTW> you cant even uninstall it?
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#4198 [21:45] <Rivitingone> I've installed millenaire but I don't get any message at game startup that says its working
#4199 [21:45] <codeman> Urgh idk was playin mc one day and it just crapped itself and nope, well cant remove it through the add/remove programs on the control panel
#4200 [21:45] <Rivitingone> I've installed modloader 1.73 and deleted the meta whatever then installed the mod as per instructions
#4201 [21:46] <n1kkoFTW> idk about that mod
#4202 [21:46] <n1kkoFTW> sorry. :/
#4203 [21:46] <codeman> Ive install it before, if i recall u drop something into the .minecraft folder
#4204 [21:47] <Rivitingone> Do you have to activatye mod loader some how?
#4205 [21:47] <Rivitingone> yeah I did that too
#4206 [21:47] <Rivitingone> activate*
#4207 [21:47] <Rivitingone> like is there a command that you have to run to get modloader working after you put it into the .jar?
#4208 [21:48] <codeman> Idk just trying to get my MC to work
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#4210 [21:50] <codeman> Ok tried to install java again and it said the wizard was interrupted before Java could be completely installed
#4211 [21:51] * mib_qt8jcl [mib_qt8jcl@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4212 [21:51] <mib_qt8jcl> hello
#4213 [21:51] <mib_qt8jcl> ???
#4214 [21:51] <mib_1hnszo> My son payed for his minecraft using my paypal account. He managed to get my password, and payed for it without my authority. At this point, I don't care to get my money back, but I do not want him to have access to minecraft since he did so without asking.
#4215 [21:51] <codeman> Ok sorry but this was no help
#4216 [21:56] <Wug> mib_1hnszo: change take away his computer
#4217 [21:56] <Wug> take away*
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#4220 [21:57] <virtualic3> can Minecraft be uninstalled and re-installed without erasing my user data?
#4221 [21:58] <GreyVulpine> By "user data", you mean your single player worlds?
#4222 [21:58] <virtualic3> yes
#4223 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> Then yes
#4224 [21:59] <virtualic3> how do i accomplish this?
#4225 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on?
#4226 [21:59] <virtualic3> windows 7
#4227 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> Head to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4228 [21:59] <GreyVulpine> Press enter and find the .minecraft folder. The single player worlds are saved in "saves"
#4229 [22:00] <GreyVulpine> If you delete everything but that folder, the next time you launch minecraft, it'll redownload everything
#4230 [22:00] <virtualic3> thanks!
#4231 [22:01] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#4232 [22:01] <n1kkoFTW> so GV, any fix for my problem?
#4233 [22:07] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: whats your issue again -.-
#4234 [22:08] <Wug> I shall teamview it to death
#4235 [22:08] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#4236 [22:08] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/8ZPxVH
#4237 [22:08] <n1kkoFTW> heres the odd thing, mine crafte works about 20% of the time
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#4239 [22:11] <mib_3mut6c> connection refused coonect
#4240 [22:11] <mib_3mut6c> help
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#4242 [22:11] <mib_3mut6c> help
#4243 [22:11] <Wug> mib_3mut6c: what are you trying to connect to
#4244 [22:11] <mib_hcck18> Hey guyes i need some help
#4245 [22:11] <mib_3mut6c> a server
#4246 [22:12] <mib_3mut6c> my server
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#4248 [22:12] <Jujubird> Hi!
#4249 [22:12] <Wug> mib_3mut6c: what server
#4250 [22:12] <Wug> ??> mib_hcck18 ww
#4251 [22:12] <mib_3mut6c> mine
#4252 [22:12] <VoxelHead> mib_hcck18: (ww) Help you with what?
#4253 [22:12] <Wug> mib_3mut6c: what server IP
#4254 [22:13] <mib_3mut6c> hold on
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#4256 [22:13] <Jujubird> Can someone help me? How do I uninstall mods?
#4257 [22:13] <mib_hcck18> whenever i hop onto a server it sayes i have an error
#4258 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> ??> Jujubird win/reinst
#4259 [22:13] <VoxelHead> Jujubird: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
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#4261 [22:13] <VoxelHead> Jujubird: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4262 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - What error
#4263 [22:13] <Wug> GreyVulpine: forceupdate works for mods
#4264 [22:13] <mib_hcck18> that java isnt running
#4265 [22:13] <Wug> install java?
#4266 [22:13] <mib_3mut6c> 24.197.11.85:25565
#4267 [22:13] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - What is the exact error you get?
#4268 [22:13] <Jujubird> So I can forceupdate, and then reinstall whatever I want?
#4269 [22:14] <mib_hcck18> 5 times but thats not helping
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#4271 [22:14] <Wug> mib_3mut6c: server is running, right?
#4272 [22:14] <mib_3mut6c> 24.197.11.85:25565
#4273 [22:15] <mib_3mut6c> it should be its new
#4274 [22:15] <mib_hcck18> fatal error detected by the java runtime environment
#4275 [22:15] <mib_3mut6c> how do i fix it
#4276 [22:15] <Wug> GreyVulpine: we need an oper bot here to re-nick people with mib_names -.-
#4277 [22:15] <GreyVulpine> Gah, tell me about it
#4278 [22:16] <Wug> make xales create one when he gets back
#4279 [22:16] <mib_hcck18> fatal error detected by the java runtime environment
#4280 [22:16] <n1kkoFTW> Wug, my error stump you? ;)
#4281 [22:16] <mib_3mut6c> how do i fix it
#4282 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - Try uninstalling java with JavaRA, and reinstall from java.com
#4283 [22:16] <patty> I downloaded the game and want to play offline, but I get a message that says there are bad video card drivers! What do i do?
#4284 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_hcck18 win/javara
#4285 [22:16] <VoxelHead> mib_hcck18: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4286 [22:16] <VoxelHead> mib_hcck18: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4287 [22:16] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: cant say I've ever seen it before
#4288 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> patty - If you didn't pay for minecraft, you can't play it offline
#4289 [22:16] <Wug> I'll do some research, h/o
#4290 [22:16] <n1kkoFTW> lol, the nvidia tech team and the alienware tech team had no clue about it
#4291 [22:16] <patty> I did pay for it
#4292 [22:16] <n1kkoFTW> i tried, i found nothing
#4293 [22:16] <n1kkoFTW> :(
#4294 [22:16] <GreyVulpine> patty - Then you'll need to update your video drivers
#4295 [22:17] <patty> how do I do that
#4296 [22:17] <mib_hcck18> how do i get javara
#4297 [22:17] <mib_3mut6c> i did pay for it
#4298 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> patty - Please give me a dxdiag first
#4299 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> ??> patty win/dxdiag
#4300 [22:17] <VoxelHead> patty: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4301 [22:17] <VoxelHead> patty: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4302 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4303 [22:17] <sniperhigh5> some one HELP PLEASE
#4304 [22:17] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Are you on the computer running the server right now/
#4305 [22:18] <mib_hcck18> whitch 1 do i downlode
#4306 [22:18] <sniperhigh5> no
#4307 [22:18] <n1kkoFTW> like i said, sometime i get the erro, and sometimes minecraft starts right up. idk why. lol
#4308 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Where is the server located?
#4309 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - JavaRA
#4310 [22:18] <sniperhigh5> i live in alabama
#4311 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Again, Where is the server located?
#4312 [22:18] <n1kkoFTW> sniperhigh5 really? same here what part?
#4313 [22:18] <GreyVulpine> Is it in your house? On a different computer?
#4314 [22:18] <mib_hcck18> what do i do after going to java ra
#4315 [22:19] <sniperhigh5> what do you mean were is it located
#4316 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> Do you have it hosted somewhere?
#4317 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> Did you pay a hosting company?
#4318 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> Who is hosting the server?
#4319 [22:19] <sniperhigh5> no
#4320 [22:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_hcck18 - Download JavaRA, run it. Remove java with it, and reinstall
#4321 [22:20] <sniperhigh5> who is helping me
#4322 [22:20] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - I asked you several questions...
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#4324 [22:20] <sniperhigh5> ok its located in my house
#4325 [22:20] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: I assume you've tried force updating
#4326 [22:21] <n1kkoFTW> yes
#4327 [22:21] <sniperhigh5> yes is that bad
#4328 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - But you're not actually at the computer that's running the server.
#4329 [22:21] <Wug> have you tried updating lwjgl with a recent version from their site?
#4330 [22:21] <Wug> its an lwjgl issue
#4331 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What is the local ip address of the computer running the server?
#4332 [22:21] <mib_veiy4s> how do i fix my fatal error detected by the java runtime environment
#4333 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> Wug - He has
#4334 [22:21] <sniperhigh5> yes why
#4335 [22:21] <n1kkoFTW> i have tried
#4336 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Uninstall java with JavaRA, reinstall from www.java.com
#4337 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - You have? And it doesn't work?
#4338 [22:21] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: have you tried older versions of lwjgl?
#4339 [22:21] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What local ip did you use?
#4340 [22:21] <mib_veiy4s> where do i get javera
#4341 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> ??> mib_veiy4s win/javara
#4342 [22:22] <VoxelHead> mib_veiy4s: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4343 [22:22] <VoxelHead> mib_veiy4s: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4344 [22:22] <n1kkoFTW> no
#4345 [22:22] <sniperhigh5> i used port 25565
#4346 [22:22] <Wug> who needs teamviewering
#4347 [22:22] <mib_veiy4s> then what
#4348 [22:22] <n1kkoFTW> the onl versions i have tried are 2.7 and the 2.4
#4349 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What is the local ip address of the computer running the server?
#4350 [22:22] <Wug> I will teamviewer the first person who asks
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#4352 [22:22] <n1kkoFTW> let me get it wug
#4353 [22:22] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#4354 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - After uninstalling java with javara, you'll need to reinstall it from www.java.com
#4355 [22:22] <Wug> n1kkoFTW wins
#4356 [22:22] <sniperhigh5> i gues 25565
#4357 [22:22] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - That is not an ip address, that is a port
#4358 [22:22] <Wug> though I'm not sure I can fix it -.-
#4359 [22:22] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#4360 [22:22] <sniperhigh5> OH hold on
#4361 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What is the local ip address of the computer running the server?
#4362 [22:23] <n1kkoFTW> wug, i have a mac os theme on my windows 7 >_<
#4363 [22:23] <Wug> hmmk
#4364 [22:23] <mib_veiy4s> how do i uninstall java with javara
#4365 [22:23] <Wug> wh though
#4366 [22:23] <Wug> why*
#4367 [22:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Use "Remove older versions" in JavaRA
#4368 [22:24] <sniperhigh5> the ip is 24.197.11.85:25565
#4369 [22:24] <n1kkoFTW> idk, lol i just like mac themes
#4370 [22:24] <mib_veiy4s> cant find it
#4371 [22:24] <Wug> pm me teamviewer id and pass
#4372 [22:24] <n1kkoFTW> ok, i got teamviewer up
#4373 [22:24] <sniperhigh5> grey
#4374 [22:24] <Wug> GreyVulpine: bust out teamviewer
#4375 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> Bleh, I've still got a 5 minute timeout on teamviewer
#4376 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - That is your public ip address, what is the local/private ip address of the computer?
#4377 [22:25] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine how do i find that button
#4378 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Did you go to: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4379 [22:25] <sniperhigh5> how do i look at it
#4380 [22:25] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine ya
#4381 [22:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Did you download the Windows Binary there
#4382 [22:26] <[L]> Ring ring
#4383 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Did you unzip that file?
#4384 [22:26] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine not yet
#4385 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Then please download it
#4386 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What operating system is the server running?
#4387 [22:26] <sniperhigh5> grey how do i look at it
#4388 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Is it running windows? mac? linux?
#4389 [22:26] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine what now
#4390 [22:26] <sniperhigh5> idk minecraft
#4391 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Unzip the file, run JavaRA
#4392 [22:26] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Is it running windows? mac? linux?
#4393 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> It's a simple question
#4394 [22:27] <sniperhigh5> oh sorry windows
#4395 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - You should then see a button for "Remove older versions" click it, run it to uninstall java
#4396 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What version of windows?
#4397 [22:27] <sniperhigh5> its a dell
#4398 [22:27] <mib_veiy4s> how
#4399 [22:27] <sniperhigh5> um windows 7 i think
#4400 [22:27] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - This is what you should see when you run JavaRA: http://raproducts.org/JavaRa.png
#4401 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Then, go to your start menu of the computer running the server, and type in: cmd
#4402 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - At the black command prompt, type in: ipconfig
#4403 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What is the ipv4 address listed there?
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#4405 [22:28] <sniperhigh5> ok hold on
#4406 [22:28] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine do i have tobuy it
#4407 [22:28] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - You do not
#4408 [22:29] <sniperhigh5> but its in a file
#4409 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - What is in a file?
#4410 [22:29] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: are you there
#4411 [22:29] <mib_veiy4s> where would it b
#4412 [22:29] <sniperhigh5> the server stuff
#4413 [22:29] <Wug> nope
#4414 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Download javaRA from: http://www.thewebatom.net/content/scripts/cc/click.php?id=24
#4415 [22:29] * Wug shrugs
#4415 [22:29] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Unzip it. Run JavaRA
#4416 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Click on the button labeled ' Remove older versions'
#4417 [22:30] <sniperhigh5> grey the server is
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#4419 [22:30] <n1kko> LOL WUG
#4420 [22:30] <Wug> n1kko: whered you go
#4421 [22:30] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - I'm aware of that. Could you please go to the computer running the server and follow the instructions I gave you ealier?
#4422 [22:30] <n1kko> it restarted my comp in safe mode
#4423 [22:30] <Wug> lol why
#4424 [22:30] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine how do i unzip it
#4425 [22:30] <n1kko> idk
#4426 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Right click on it, unzip?
#4427 [22:31] <Wug> can you restart in normal mode?
#4428 [22:31] <n1kko> it did that the last time i did that to
#4429 [22:31] <n1kko> yeah
#4430 [22:31] <sniperhigh5> i cant get on the server thouh
#4431 [22:31] <lewis469> hi I had trouble purchasing the game with my visa but then it stated purchase complete but still cant access the members game how can i check validation of purchase
#4432 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Are you at the computer running the minecraft server right now?
#4433 [22:31] <n1kko> i can, but with the integrated graphics disabled the resolution will still be shit
#4434 [22:31] <sniperhigh5> yes
#4435 [22:31] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - Call your card's customer support number on the back of the card.
#4436 [22:31] <n1kko> its at 800x600
#4437 [22:31] <Wug> n1kko: we'll fix that when we get to it, just restart
#4438 [22:32] <n1kko> lol
#4439 [22:32] <n1kko> kk
#4440 [22:32] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine i have it downloaded b ut i dont know where to go now
#4441 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - Check the balance history there for a transaction going to Mojang AB
#4442 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Please extract the file and launch JavaRA from it
#4443 [22:32] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine what file
#4444 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Launch minecraft on the same computer, go to the multiplayer field, and type in: localhost
#4445 [22:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - The JavaRA file you just downloaded
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#4447 [22:33] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine where do i find that
#4448 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Depends on where you downloaded it
#4449 [22:33] <sniperhigh5> i cant get on any servers at all
#4450 [22:33] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine where do i find the file
#4451 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Depends on where you downloaded it
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#4453 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Try getting on the server - smp.shadow-craft.net
#4454 [22:33] <mib_veiy4s> windows7 doesnt have that
#4455 [22:33] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Doesn't have what?
#4456 [22:33] <lewis469> is the payment instant .so if it hasn't shown up then has not gone through would it be registered on minecraft
#4457 [22:34] <sniperhigh5> k
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#4459 [22:34] <n1kkoFTW> ok wug
#4460 [22:34] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine where u want the file downloaded
#4461 [22:34] <n1kkoFTW> i is back
#4462 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> lewis469- The payment has been known to take several hours.
#4463 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Anywhere is fine, as long as you can find it
#4464 [22:34] <n1kkoFTW> oh god, where is he??
#4465 [22:34] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine it doesnt have that option
#4466 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - He's dead.
#4467 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - What option?
#4468 [22:34] * Wug reanimates
#4468 [22:34] <lewis469> it has been 18hrs since transaction
#4469 [22:34] <GreyVulpine> Drats
#4470 [22:34] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine where u want to put it
#4471 [22:34] <n1kkoFTW> >.>
#4472 [22:35] <n1kkoFTW> crazy kids
#4473 [22:35] <Wug> start teamviewer again
#4474 [22:35] <n1kkoFTW> jk <3
#4475 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - Then most likely, the payment never went through. Call your credit card to confirm there's no record of payment going to Mojang AB
#4476 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Anywhere you want, as long as you can find it and open it
#4477 [22:35] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine i cant put it anywhere
#4478 [22:35] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Why is that?
#4479 [22:36] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine idk it wont allow me
#4480 [22:36] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - Then how did you download minecraft?
#4481 [22:36] <lewis469> is it possible to pay twice for the same member
#4482 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - It's possible...
#4483 [22:37] <sniperhigh5> grey im in
#4484 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Then servers work for you
#4485 [22:37] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine it just wont allow me
#4486 [22:37] <sniperhigh5> but i cant get on mine
#4487 [22:37] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - If it won't allow you to download files, how did you download minecraft?
#4488 [22:38] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Yes, try 127.0.0.1 in the multiplayer field
#4489 [22:38] <lewis469> how can i define if payment is still in the mix
#4490 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - Not really a way to tell. Try calling your credit card.
#4491 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> If there's still no record of payment, then the transaction was never completed
#4492 [22:39] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine it sayes i have to buy javara
#4493 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> mib_veiy4s - It does not.
#4494 [22:39] <GreyVulpine> And I quote: "JavaRa is free under the GNU GPL version two."
#4495 [22:39] <sniperhigh5> in the wat feild
#4496 [22:39] <mib_veiy4s> GreyVulpine does to i have it right here
#4497 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> Straight from: "http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software"
#4498 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - In the multiplayer field
#4499 [22:40] <sniperhigh5> weres that
#4500 [22:40] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Same place you put in smp.shadow-craft.net
#4501 [22:40] <sniperhigh5> oh ok
#4502 [22:41] <lewis469> thanks mate will do is extraction of funds instant on your system ie has not been taken as yet
#4503 [22:41] <lewis469> . will not be taken?
#4504 [22:41] <sniperhigh5> cant grey
#4505 [22:41] <GreyVulpine> lewis469 - Just to let you know. We're not Mojang. We're community-run support, staffed by volunteers. We are not affiliated with Mojang, nor do we get paid by them
#4506 [22:41] <patty> I submitted the dxdiag to pastebin - where will I get the link?
#4507 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> patty - Once you press the submit button, the link will be at the top of your browser, in the address bar
#4508 [22:42] <lewis469> okey dokey thanks mate have good day
#4509 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Can't?
#4510 [22:42] <sniperhigh5> grey i cant
#4511 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Why can't you?
#4512 [22:42] <sniperhigh5> it say connetion refused
#4513 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Are you on the computer running the minecraft server?
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#4516 [22:42] <sniperhigh5> yes
#4517 [22:42] <GreyVulpine> Is the server running?
#4518 [22:43] <sniperhigh5> no
#4519 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> Then that would be why you can't connect
#4520 [22:43] <sniperhigh5> it say connetion refused connect
#4521 [22:43] <GreyVulpine> If the server isn't running, you can't connect to it
#4522 [22:43] <patty> and where again is the IRC channel
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#4524 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> It's like trying to drive a car, without running the engine sniperhigh5.
#4525 [22:44] <schnozzle> can some one help me my minecraft is stuck on loading screen
#4526 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> patty - This is an IRC channel
#4527 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - How far in the progress bar?
#4528 [22:44] <sniperhigh5> bt the server ip youjust gave said connetion refused
#4529 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - if your server isn't running, it won't connect
#4530 [22:44] <GreyVulpine> 127.0.0.1 points to you
#4531 [22:44] <sniperhigh5> that was my server
#4532 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> sniperhigh5 - Yes, you'll need to run your server in order to connect with 127.0.0.1
#4533 [22:45] <schnozzle> it says done loading so like a inch left
#4534 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - What operating system are you on?
#4535 [22:45] <schnozzle> windows 7
#4536 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - Please go to your start menu, in the search bar, type in: %appdata%
#4537 [22:45] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - Find the .minecraft folder. Delete everything inside except for saves. Then try minecraft again
#4538 [22:46] <sniperhigh5> thanks so much grey
#4539 [22:46] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#4539 [22:46] <schnozzle> i tried and when i look inside the folder for . minecraft theres nothing
#4540 [22:46] <sniperhigh5> lol
#4541 [22:46] <sniperhigh5> bye
#4542 [22:46] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - The folder name is ".minecraft" with a period
#4543 [22:47] <patty> Do I post the link here?
#4544 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> patty - Yes please
#4545 [22:47] <schnozzle> i know and when i click it says file corrupted
#4546 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - Are you able to delete ".minecraft"?
#4547 [22:47] <patty> http://pastebin.com/tDLiwvZk
#4548 [22:47] <schnozzle> yes
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#4550 [22:47] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - Could you try that?
#4551 [22:48] <schnozzle> ok
#4552 [22:48] <GreyVulpine> patty - That computer is too old to run minecraft. You'll be better off trying minecraft on a different computer.
#4553 [22:48] <patty> Can I still download it to another computer?
#4554 [22:49] <schnozzle> i just opended minecraft shortcut and now it says file corrupted should i reinstall
#4555 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Redownload the launcher from minecraft.net
#4556 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> patty -Yes
#4557 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft is not locked to the computer you purchased the account under.
#4558 [22:49] <GreyVulpine> As long as the account is premium, you can play minecraft on any computer you own
#4559 [22:50] <patty> Thanks for your help
#4560 [22:50] <schnozzle> how can i fully delete the program
#4561 [22:50] <GreyVulpine> schnozzle - By deleting the launcher, and the .minecraft folder
#4562 [22:50] <schnozzle> ok
#4563 [22:51] <n1kkoFTW> i just lost solitaire while in a teamview session with wug, who has been googling for about 5 minutes or so >_>
#4564 [22:51] <n1kkoFTW> damn i need a life
#4565 [22:52] <GreyVulpine> You.. lost at solitare?
#4566 [22:52] <n1kkoFTW> yes. yes i did ;(
#4567 [22:52] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4567 [22:52] <n1kkoFTW> *sigh* it seemed like it was gonna turn out to be a win
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#4569 [22:52] <morton> hey is anyonethere
#4570 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Nope. All dead
#4571 [22:53] <morton> lol
#4572 [22:53] <n1kkoFTW> i died
#4573 [22:53] <n1kkoFTW> when i lost solitaire
#4574 [22:53] <n1kkoFTW> :(
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#4576 [22:53] <GreyVulpine> Death by a thousand cards?
#4577 [22:53] <n1kkoFTW> and Grey wasnt offering any moral support for my devastating failure
#4578 [22:53] <morton> Alright I need some help, I just downloaded bought minecraft and went to download, i saved it to my desktop and hit run, but it's still not opening up...
#4579 [22:54] <n1kkoFTW> </3
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#4581 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> morton - Java installed?
#4582 [22:54] <morton> Yeah
#4583 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> morton - How much RAM is on the system?
#4584 [22:54] <morton> 1.5 GB
#4585 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> morton - Hmm, could you try these instructions: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#4586 [22:54] <GreyVulpine> It'll launch minecraft in a cmd prompt, which will allow us to see the error
#4587 [22:54] <morton> Ill try
#4588 [22:55] <n1kkoFTW> why does everything i do end up in failure?
#4589 [22:55] * GreyVulpine gives n1kkoFTW a flower
#4589 [22:55] <n1kkoFTW> <3 All i want to do is dig tunnels and kill cows, is that to much to ask?
#4590 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Apparently so
#4591 [22:56] <n1kkoFTW> perhaps build a nice house on a mountaing top, over looking the ocean
#4592 [22:56] <n1kkoFTW> *sniff* lost dreams.
#4593 [22:56] <GreyVulpine> Hijack a different computer to play minecraft on
#4594 [22:57] <n1kkoFTW> the only other pc other than my dads work pc is a win 98
#4595 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> Oof. Never mind
#4596 [22:57] <n1kkoFTW> and im not tech expert, but i have a strong feeling minecraft wont run on it
#4597 [22:57] <GreyVulpine> You'll never know *snrk*
#4598 [22:57] <n1kkoFTW> point taken.
#4599 [22:58] <n1kkoFTW> watch me try it one day, and it runs it flawlessly at like, 200 fps.
#4600 [22:58] <GreyVulpine> Hah
#4601 [22:58] <n1kkoFTW> that would make me want to drive off a cliff
#4602 [22:58] <Wug> I'm still googling
#4603 [22:58] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#4604 [22:58] <n1kkoFTW> wug, i lost at solitaire
#4605 [22:58] <n1kkoFTW> :(
#4606 [22:58] <morton> ok it opened the cmd up
#4607 [22:59] <morton> what do i do now
#4608 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> morton - Does it give you anything? Can you copy any of the text there and paste it at www.pastebin.com?
#4609 [22:59] <morton> it won't let me copy anything
#4610 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Please right click on the cmd prompt, choose "mark", click and drag a selection box. Right click again
#4611 [22:59] <GreyVulpine> Go to notepad, and edit->paste
#4612 [23:00] <n1kkoFTW> i love how no body else has this error but me. makes me feel special <3
#4613 [23:00] <morton> k i did it
#4614 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> Then, paste it at www.pastebin.com, press the submit button, and give us the URL
#4615 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - I blame intel/nvidia
#4616 [23:00] <GreyVulpine> Horrible relationship.
#4617 [23:01] <n1kkoFTW> i blame my lack of PC knowledge. :/
#4618 [23:01] <morton> http://pastebin.com/WQJQX9hZ
#4619 [23:01] <morton> thats the link
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#4621 [23:01] <GreyVulpine> morton - Did you download minecraft.jar from the website?
#4622 [23:02] <n1kkoFTW> i told my dad i wanted amd, but nooooo, intel is the only thing he knows, so he forced it upon me
#4623 [23:02] <morton> yeah
#4624 [23:02] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#4625 [23:02] <GreyVulpine> morton - Under the linux heading, that minecraft.jar?
#4626 [23:02] <morton> ohhh, no
#4627 [23:02] <Wug> n1kkoFTW: checking your graphics card
#4628 [23:02] <morton> I'll try that one
#4629 [23:02] <morton> okay
#4630 [23:02] <morton> ill tell you when i pasted it
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#4633 [23:05] <morton> That one actually opened up up, but i closed it if you still want to know the paste heres the link
#4634 [23:05] <jackrabbit> I have purchased the game but cannot download it. A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment....is the message I keep getting. Have Java 6.0. Can you help?
#4635 [23:05] <morton> http://pastebin.com/aSy1Qwcm
#4636 [23:05] <Wug> as far as I can tell, something's up with the nvidia drivers
#4637 [23:07] <morton> Vulpine you there??
#4638 [23:08] <GreyVulpine> morton - Um, then use that one, and try logging in?
#4639 [23:08] <morton> okay ill try
#4640 [23:09] <GreyVulpine> jackrabbit - try completely uninstalling java, and reinstall it from java.com
#4641 [23:09] <jackrabbit> I'll try that. Thanks!
#4642 [23:10] <morton> when i close the cmd it closes minecraft is that supposed to happen
#4643 [23:10] <GreyVulpine> Yes
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#4645 [23:10] <morton> ok ill try
#4646 [23:12] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Try a radical nuke/wipe of video drivers and reinstall fresh?
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#4648 [23:13] <mib_sengwe> Hello
#4649 [23:14] <morton> it worked, but do you think there is a way to make the .exe work
#4650 [23:14] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, it's a RAM issue. Your system doesn't have enough RAM free to launch minecraft
#4651 [23:14] <morton> would I have to restart my computer or something
#4652 [23:15] <morton> oh
#4653 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> The only difference between the .bat file, and the .exe is, the .exe is launching minecraft with 1 gig of RAM reserved
#4654 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> The bat is launching minecraft with 256 megs
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#4656 [23:15] <morton> oh
#4657 [23:15] <morton> Is there a way to free up some ram
#4658 [23:15] <mib_39537v> hi i really need helpo
#4659 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> Close down some running programs
#4660 [23:15] <mib_39537v> help*
#4661 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> Or buy more RAM
#4662 [23:15] <morton> okay, so like would game booster work
#4663 [23:15] <GreyVulpine> Probably not
#4664 [23:15] <morton> to open it
#4665 [23:15] <morton> ok
#4666 [23:16] <mib_39537v> is there som1 that can help me?
#4667 [23:16] <GreyVulpine> Only if you tell us exactly what the problem is
#4668 [23:16] <morton> so closing my browser could help? the only other problem thats open is AVG Anti Virus
#4669 [23:17] <mib_39537v> well its not about running the game its how do i get a bad server shut down cuz i had 1 billion in cash an 1 of the powermad admins has perm banned me
#4670 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> morton - Closing the browser could help. Some browsers are RAM-hogs.
#4671 [23:17] <morton> and then I think I could set javaw to high prioirty
#4672 [23:17] <morton> ok
#4673 [23:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_39537v - We do not have any control over servers here. Server admins are responsible for their server.
#4674 [23:17] <Wug> GreyVulpine: on it
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#4676 [23:18] <morton> Thank you GreyVulpine
#4677 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_39537v - If you don't like a server, try a different one.
#4678 [23:18] <Wug> it seems to be a common problem with laptops with a discrete and an integrated gpu
#4679 [23:18] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Bah
#4680 [23:18] <mib_39537v> omg what should i do i have alot of stuff just gone puff the main admin couldnt give a s**t eather
#4681 [23:18] <Wug> we've nuked the drivers for the nvidia card and are reinstalling them
#4682 [23:19] <Wug> well, will be reinstalling them.
#4683 [23:19] <mib_39537v> i no
#4684 [23:19] <Wug> mib_39537v: *know
#4685 [23:19] <GreyVulpine> mib_39537v - Then there's nothing you can do but head to a different server
#4686 [23:19] <mib_39537v> can u do me a favor
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#4688 [23:19] <Wug> mib_39537v: you*
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#4690 [23:20] <mib_39537v> grey can u log on minecraft plz
#4691 [23:20] <GreyVulpine> To do, what?
#4692 [23:21] <mib_39537v> go on that server an tell them to unbann me plzzzzzzzz im beggin u plzzzzzzzzz
#4693 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> No.
#4694 [23:21] <mib_39537v> y not plz
#4695 [23:21] <TheNoodle> lolwat.
#4696 [23:21] <GreyVulpine> I have no power over how server admins run their servers. It's their minecraft server.
#4697 [23:22] <mib_39537v> thats still classed as helpin
#4698 [23:22] <GreyVulpine> Uh-huh. No.
#4699 [23:22] <mib_39537v> omfg y is every1 a fucking useless cunt just like u
#4700 [23:22] * AuBot kicked mib_39537v from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4701 [23:23] * TheNoodle facepalms
#4701 [23:23] * GreyVulpine snrks
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#4702 [23:24] <Wug> ... and another restart
#4703 [23:24] <reedlepee> ive noticed that all minecraft admins an people like u are useless ur suppost to help
#4704 [23:24] <reedlepee> lol what a joke
#4705 [23:24] * GreyVulpine waves
#4705 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> !kb reedlepee
#4706 [23:24] * VoxelHead kicked reedlepee from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned)
#4707 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> !kb reedlepee
#4708 [23:24] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#4709 [23:24] <Wug> ninja
#4710 [23:25] * GreyVulpine shakes fist
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#4711 [23:25] <Wug> * n1kkoFTW joins again
#4712 [23:26] <Wug> tv pass plz
#4713 [23:26] <TheNoodle> Still having the graphic card problems n1kkoftw?
#4714 [23:32] <Wug> !kb wug
#4715 [23:32] * GreyBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:788>)
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#4717 [23:32] <Wug> maybe it just doesnt like you
#4718 [23:32] <Wug> also who removed the ban
#4719 [23:33] <GreyVulpine> Vox did
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#4721 [23:33] <Wug> vox y u randomly do stuff
#4722 [23:37] <Wug> i/m going to rape intel's integrated graphics
#4723 [23:38] <Wug> with 5000 PENISES OF FURY
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#4725 [23:40] <Wug> does it work yet
#4726 [23:41] <n1kkoFTW> idk
#4727 [23:41] <n1kkoFTW> the launcher is stuck at a black screen >_<
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#4730 [23:47] <Yellowchopsticks> i have a question about lava blades
#4731 [23:48] <Yellowchopsticks> ...if anyone is available
#4732 [23:50] <Yellowchopsticks> why don't the mobs just move forward and drop down into the collection trough and escape the lava like that?
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#4734 [23:55] <evan> so
#4735 [23:55] <evan> does anyone here have any experience with mcstorm minecraft classic software?
#4736 [23:56] <evan> -.- lol so much for help
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