#1 [00:00] <Fischer541> So, I haven't played Minecraft in maybe a week or two. Seen a cool mod; (Haven't done anything with it) and decided to try and load up minecraft. Well I log in then I get this error: JAVA(TM) Platform SE Binary has stopped working.
#2 [00:00] <Fischer541> Any ideal what is wrong with it?
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#8 [00:08] <Fischer541> ...
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#11 [00:11] <lemon-rev> JesseFisch uninstall java / reinstall it
#12 [00:11] <mib_qlabai> when i hit login it's a black screen. what do i do?
#13 [00:12] <lemon-rev> uninstall java / reinstall it
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#16 [00:18] <Fischer541> So, did what you said; same problem.
#17 [00:19] <lemon-rev> ??> Fischer541 win/dxdiag
#18 [00:19] <VoxelHead> Fischer541: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#19 [00:19] <VoxelHead> Fischer541: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#20 [00:21] <Fischer541> http://pastebin.com/k9HWSP56
#21 [00:21] <lemon-rev> ty
#22 [00:22] <Fischer541> np
#23 [00:22] <lemon-rev> http://www.nvidia.co.uk/object/win7-winvista-64bit-280.26-whql-driver-uk.html < please install those :P
#24 [00:23] <Fischer541> Downloading
#25 [00:28] <Yellowchopsticks> does it matter if you use signs or ladders for the lava blade?
#26 [00:29] <lemon-rev> blade ? wtf
#27 [00:29] <lemon-rev> minecraft got blade ?
#28 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> lava blade
#29 [00:29] <lemon-rev> a mod ?
#30 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> no
#31 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> the mob trap
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#33 [00:29] <lemon-rev> hm, you sure your playing mc ?
#34 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> yes
#35 [00:29] <lemon-rev> then its modded
#36 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> no
#37 [00:29] <Yellowchopsticks> its not
#38 [00:30] <lemon-rev> and im sure you can do what ever you want,
#39 [00:30] <lemon-rev> you mean block not blade ?
#40 [00:30] <Yellowchopsticks> no
#41 [00:30] <lemon-rev> the only blade possible atm with no mods is the sheers
#42 [00:30] <Yellowchopsticks> im talking about when a lava flow is held suspended by a ladder or sign
#43 [00:30] <Yellowchopsticks> its not a literal blade, god dammit
#44 [00:30] <lemon-rev> i think people use signs
#45 [00:31] <Rivitingone> ladders work as well
#46 [00:31] <lemon-rev> your trying to make a mob spawner
#47 [00:31] <Rivitingone> at least they used to
#48 [00:31] <Yellowchopsticks> i know both work, im just wondering if it matters which
#49 [00:31] <lemon-rev> nope
#50 [00:32] <Rivitingone> would 1 be more suceptable to water flow?
#51 [00:32] <Rivitingone> all I can think of and I think thye would react the same
#52 [00:32] <Yellowchopsticks> water wouldnt touch it either way
#53 [00:32] <Yellowchopsticks> well would a mob be able to climb the ladder? or is that not an issue
#54 [00:32] <Rivitingone> depends on your setup
#55 [00:33] <Rivitingone> if he climbed the ladder he's catch on fire
#56 [00:33] <Rivitingone> I've never made a successful lava trap
#57 [00:33] <Rivitingone> not fully anyway
#58 [00:33] <Rivitingone> just half working prototypes
#59 [00:33] <Rivitingone> anyway off to bed. night and gl!
#60 [00:38] <Yellowchopsticks> man, i do not want endermen in my mob farm
#61 [00:40] <Fischer541> Alright... Downloaded the drivers
#62 [00:41] <Fischer541> @lemon-rev Thanks, surprisingly that fixed it.
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#64 [00:42] <sprocket> minecraft crashes when i start it up
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#68 [00:57] <lemon-rev> Fischer541 yes you need to install them
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#73 [01:26] <Tdude373> I bought minecraft but my account is still a regular help
#74 [01:27] <|Kiikun|> ??> Tdude373 payment
#75 [01:27] <VoxelHead> Tdude373: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#76 [01:27] <VoxelHead> Tdude373: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
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#78 [01:27] <mib_vyiti9> when i run MC on windows it go up to the mojang screen and closes then puts an error code file on my desktop
#79 [01:28] <|Kiikun|> mib_vyiti9: please put the contents of the error file on www.pastebin.com and give us the link
#80 [01:28] <Tdude373> Thanks I will wait
#81 [01:28] <|Kiikun|> Tdude373: im fairly sure mojang will send an email once theyve recieved the payment
#82 [01:29] <Tdude373> Ok
#83 [01:29] <mib_vyiti9> http://pastebin.com/UtGu17Lv
#84 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> mib_vyiti9 - are you running this on a mac, running parallels?
#85 [01:30] <mib_vyiti9> yep
#86 [01:30] <GreyVulpine> That would be why then. Parallels won't run minecraft like that
#87 [01:31] <mib_vyiti9> really.
#88 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#89 [01:31] <mib_vyiti9> grrr
#90 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Why not run minecraft natively on mac?
#91 [01:31] <mib_vyiti9> i use both
#92 [01:31] <|Kiikun|> o.o;; *has no idea how grey found that*
#93 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Ah
#94 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| - Experience
#95 [01:31] <mib_vyiti9> so i wanted to see if it worked on both
#96 [01:31] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft will run natively on windows, and natively on mac.. but it won't run on parallels.
#97 [01:32] * |Kiikun| bows to GreyVulpine's epic guruness
#97 [01:32] <mib_vyiti9> agreed
#98 [01:32] <mib_vyiti9> well guess ill be sticking to mac then :3
#99 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> Also |Kiikun|, "[prl_gldd.dll+0x2bbc7]" and the path at the bottom - "PATH=C:\Program Files (x86)\Parallels\Parallels Tools\Applications"
#100 [01:33] <GreyVulpine> First one usually pops up on parallels, bottom path confirms it
#101 [01:34] <mib_vyiti9> thanks guys
#102 [01:34] * GreyVulpine tips hat
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#104 [01:36] <adam> oh one more thing
#105 [01:37] <adam> since i cant run it with parallels
#106 [01:37] <adam> is there like an actual folder on mac or anything
#107 [01:37] <adam> or is it just the game itself
#108 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> ??> adam mac/.minecraft
#109 [01:38] <VoxelHead> adam: (mac/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on a Mac, in the Finder, from the Go menu, select Home. Then open Library, Application Support. The folder you want is "minecraft".
#110 [01:38] <|Kiikun|> ??> adam win/.minecraft
#111 [01:38] <adam> nope
#112 [01:38] <VoxelHead> adam: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#113 [01:38] <adam> has never been there
#114 [01:38] <adam> its there on windows
#115 [01:38] <adam> not mmac
#116 [01:38] <GreyVulpine> What version of mac are you running?
#117 [01:38] <adam> lion
#118 [01:39] <adam> so 10.7?
#119 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> The library folder is hidden on lion
#120 [01:39] <adam> o.o
#121 [01:39] <adam> do you know how to unhide it?
#122 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> chflags nohidden ~/Library
#123 [01:39] <GreyVulpine> in your terminal
#124 [01:39] <adam> ohh
#125 [01:40] * |Kiikun| tries to remember that
#125 [01:41] <adam> wait
#126 [01:41] <adam> so
#127 [01:41] <adam> chflags first
#128 [01:41] <adam> im new to all this
#129 [01:41] <GreyVulpine> You need to enter the full line in your terminal: chflags nohidden ~/Library
#130 [01:42] <GreyVulpine> Then, head to your hard drive, go to your home folder. There, you'll see /Library/application support/minecraft
#131 [01:42] <adam> oh wow
#132 [01:42] <adam> there we go
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#134 [01:43] <|Kiikun|> rofl! http://omaketheater.com/comic/88/
#135 [01:44] <adam> hmm. wait i lied
#136 [01:44] <adam> stil hidden
#137 [01:44] <GreyVulpine> Are you checking /Users/yourname/Library/Application Support/minecraft?
#138 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> (Also, have you run minecraft on the mac?)
#139 [01:45] <adam> no
#140 [01:45] <adam> i didnt click users
#141 [01:45] <adam> just library
#142 [01:45] <GreyVulpine> Wrong library
#143 [01:45] <adam> ya
#144 [01:45] <adam> cool now i got it
#145 [01:45] <adam> thanks again
#146 [01:45] <|Kiikun|> :3
#147 [01:45] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#147 [01:46] * |Kiikun| wonders if GreyVulpine is wearing a NotchHat...
#147 [01:46] <adam> adios amigos
#148 [01:46] <GreyVulpine> I'm too cool for a NotchHat
#149 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> heh
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#151 [01:48] <GreyVulpine> http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112732-Crafter-Crafts-Minecraft-Within-Minecraft
#152 [01:49] <|Kiikun|> So Meta..
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#154 [01:51] <mib_pqrsh7> hello?
#155 [01:51] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#156 [01:51] <Wug> M I N E C R A F T C E P T I O N
#157 [01:52] <Wug> -------------------------------
#158 [01:52] <mib_pqrsh7> can u help me
#159 [01:52] <Wug> maybe
#160 [01:53] <mib_pqrsh7> ok for the past week i havn t been able to conect to minecraft.net to play the downledble version on windows 7
#161 [01:54] <Wug> the web client works?
#162 [01:55] <mib_pqrsh7> no
#163 [01:55] <Wug> do you have a ! in your windows username
#164 [01:55] <mib_pqrsh7> what would that do??
#165 [01:56] <Wug> do you or dont you
#166 [01:56] <mib_pqrsh7> no
#167 [01:56] <Wug> is your system time correct
#168 [01:56] <mib_pqrsh7> yes
#169 [01:56] <Wug> is java up to date
#170 [01:58] <mib_pqrsh7> i think so
#171 [01:58] <mib_pqrsh7> unless its been ubdated in the last week
#172 [01:59] <Wug> have you ever pirated the game
#173 [01:59] <mib_pqrsh7> no i have the full version
#174 [02:00] <mib_pqrsh7> i bought it
#175 [02:00] <Wug> what's your minecraft account name
#176 [02:00] <mib_pqrsh7> nucematt95
#177 [02:00] <Wug> !paid nucematt95
#178 [02:00] <Wug> do you have any old versions of java installed?
#179 [02:00] <mib_pqrsh7> no
#180 [02:01] <Wug> ??> mib_pqrsh7 teamviewer
#181 [02:01] <VoxelHead> mib_pqrsh7: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#182 [02:01] <VoxelHead> mib_pqrsh7: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#183 [02:02] <mib_pqrsh7> um i not coffertable with that
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#185 [02:02] <Wug> well I cant think of what else it would be
#186 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> If it's not the "!", it's not the system time, it's not the pirating/hosts file, it's the firewall
#187 [02:04] <GreyVulpine> Or some sort of program or configuration issue that's preventing java from connecting to the outside
#188 [02:05] <Wug> thank you grey
#189 [02:05] * Wug punches self
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#190 [02:09] <mib_pqrsh7> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SoketException: Premission Denied: connect</center></font></body></htm> Is the error message i get when the launcher is oppened l
#191 [02:10] <mib_pqrsh7> whats wiered is that minecraft works on my other computer
#192 [02:10] <|Kiikun|> mib_pqrsh7: try disabling your friewall afor a minute to see if thats whats blocking it?
#193 [02:11] <GreyVulpine> That, or you're running java 7
#194 [02:11] <|Kiikun|> or that.
#195 [02:11] <mib_pqrsh7> k i will try that
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#197 [02:13] <mib_pqrsh7> no that didnt work and im runing java 6u27
#198 [02:16] <|Kiikun|> mib_pqrsh7: can you go here? http://mcupdate.tumblr.com/
#199 [02:17] * |Kiikun| just wants to make sure tumbler isnt blocked or something
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#200 [02:17] <mib_pqrsh7> that worked
#201 [02:19] <|Kiikun|> have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling java?
#202 [02:19] * |Kiikun| thinks java may have borked.
#202 [02:24] <mib_pqrsh7> nope
#203 [02:24] <mib_pqrsh7> didnt work
#204 [02:24] <|Kiikun|> ok, im stumped too.
#205 [02:25] <mib_pqrsh7> yeah to bad notch isnt here
#206 [02:26] <|Kiikun|> i havent ever seen anyone from mojang here... though ive only been in here less than 2 months
#207 [02:26] <BlackGyver> e35:8b51:1320:882f:b2b0:89f:b796 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :He used to hang around a long time ago
#208 [02:27] <|Kiikun|> ah :3 before minecraft went viral?
#209 [02:29] <mib_pqrsh7> k thxs for the help
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#211 [02:29] <|Kiikun|> mib_pqrsh7: have you tried a reboot? something make just be whacky and a reboot coudl fix.
#212 [02:30] <|Kiikun|> or not :P
#213 [02:33] * |Kiikun| goes to raid McDs for food,
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#215 [02:39] <mib_7vbhpz> hi
#216 [02:39] <mib_7vbhpz> i cant install a mod
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#224 [02:52] <gregster> hello
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#226 [02:53] <gregster> can somone help me
#227 [02:54] <mohawk> I payed for minecraft, checked if my account was permium, said it was. but on the launcher it only lets me play singleplayer, if i click on multiplayer it says my account isnt permuim.
#228 [02:54] <gregster> mine craft wont even let me logon
#229 [02:55] <gregster> wate mohawk
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#231 [02:56] <gregster> how much did u pay?
#232 [02:56] <mohawk> 22$ or so
#233 [02:56] <gregster> ya same hear but it wont let me logon
#234 [02:57] <gregster> do you press play off line?
#235 [02:57] <mohawk> yup, then i click to play online, then it says im not permium. something is wrong with my launcher.
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#237 [02:58] <gregster> somthing is also rong with myn
#238 [02:58] <gregster> im not alowed to logon it allways says MINECRAFT HAS CRASHED!!!
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#245 [03:13] <noobster> recently purchased a new macbook pro, came default with lion. im having trouble playing classic in browser, when i get there it asks me to run several applets and then goes black and stays black, though i can hear the sounds. anyone else had that problem? or asked the same question?
#246 [03:15] <|Kiikun|> ??> noobster mac/lion/java
#247 [03:15] <VoxelHead> noobster: (mac/lion/java) Apple’s latest operating system does not include Java, which is required to play the game. You must download Java for OS X 10.7 to run it.
#248 [03:15] <VoxelHead> noobster: (mac/lion/java) Apple has made java available for OS X 1.7 users here: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#249 [03:15] * |Kiikun| doesnt know beyond that.
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#250 [03:18] <noobster> well unfortunately i couldnt have even have gotten as far as i did without already installing java myself, hence the accepting applets.
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#252 [03:19] <Wug> ??>> getjavax lolkuro
#253 [03:20] <Wug> ??>> lolkuro getjavax
#254 [03:22] <boghog> does anyone know how I can make this water flow normally again? http://omgspace.org/images/minecraft/wtfwater.png usually I fix it by taking a bucket of water and dropping it in there, but now it seems everytime I remove somewhater I created more patches of flowing water, making the whole thing worse
#255 [03:23] <|Kiikun|> boghog: you need to have a solid, non transparent block under it.
#256 [03:23] <boghog> oh, hmm
#257 [03:24] <|Kiikun|> boghog: try using sand if this is in the ocean, otherwise you just miove the hole down a block
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#259 [03:29] <boghog> awesome it is fixed now, thanks
#260 [03:30] <|Kiikun|> no prob :3
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#270 [04:28] <GuN> hi?
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#273 [04:34] <mib_12awt3> hey
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#276 [04:39] <mib_f6233z> yes i did
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#278 [04:40] <mib_f6233z> i need help running my minecraft
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#287 [04:57] <rawr> hey anyone here know their way around java?
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#289 [05:00] <zippity> Im not sure how this works, but my problem right now is I am unable to open up minecraft onto my computer. I click on it and no activity occurs
#290 [05:00] <Guest6590> hmmm
#291 [05:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: youll have to be more specific in wat youre asking. im currently learning java at the moment though.,
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#293 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: you doubleclick the launcher and nothing happens?
#294 [05:01] <Guest6590> i'm wondering if anyone has ever had their minecraft launcher miff up so bad that it refuses point blank to connect to minecraft.net no matter what i try
#295 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: also, are you the same zippity or is that a random nick?
#296 [05:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: 'cant connect ot minecraft.net'?
#297 [05:01] <Guest6590> yeah
#298 [05:01] <Guest6590> constantly
#299 [05:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Guest6590 error/cantconnect
#300 [05:02] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (error/cantconnect) Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#301 [05:02] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (error/cantconnect) This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#302 [05:02] <zippity> Right now im using an old gateway computer to sedate my addiction to minecraft. I downloaded the executable file and clicked on it many times. Nothing really happens. Nothing pops up
#303 [05:02] <Guest6590> i know my internet is working just fine, ive allowed it through my firewall. ive updated java,
#304 [05:02] <zippity> just a random person
#305 [05:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: not just an update. if java borked you'd need to fully uninstall and reinstall
#306 [05:02] <Guest6590> ive tried total reinstalls.
#307 [05:03] <Guest6590> same issue. if it helps my launcher is also failing to display the minecraft logo and dirt texture at the bottom
#308 [05:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: your system time correct?
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#310 [05:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;
#311 [05:03] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: try redownloading the client then.
#312 [05:03] <Guest6590> done so 4 times.
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#314 [05:04] <Guest6590> and the system time updates from an internet time server so i know thats correct
#315 [05:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> zippity: try updating java or reinstalling it. www.java.com
#316 [05:05] <zippity> ill give it a try
#317 [05:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: um.. video drivers up to date? and are you using java 6u27 or java 7?
#318 [05:06] <Guest6590> java 6 update 27. and its a brand new win7 install with the latest drivers.
#319 [05:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: drivers from the manufacturer, not windows update, right? *just making sure*
#320 [05:07] <Guest6590> direct from the manufacturers.
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#322 [05:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: ok... have you pirated the game before? pirate copys are known to break things so its hard to go legit
#323 [05:09] <Guest6590> never pirated. premium user all the way.
#324 [05:10] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok. im well an truly stumped now.
#325 [05:10] <Guest6590> you and everyone else i bother with this perplexing issue.
#326 [05:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ooh. does your windows user name have an ! or other non-letter/number character in it?
#327 [05:11] <Guest6590> actually yes it does
#328 [05:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Guest6590 !
#329 [05:11] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#330 [05:12] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#331 [05:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: alternative it to make a new user without special characters
#332 [05:12] <Guest6590> thanks
#333 [05:12] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#334 [05:13] <Guest6590> i had no idea it could miff it up so bad just by having an exclamation mark in my username
#335 [05:13] <Wug> ??> Guest6590 teamviewer
#336 [05:13] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#337 [05:13] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Guest6590: a ! is, in programming languages, a logical NOT. java catches it and interperets it and breaks
#338 [05:13] <Wug> we have a workaround
#339 [05:13] <VoxelHead> Guest6590: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#340 [05:13] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: I'm not sure thats it
#341 [05:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?
#342 [05:14] <Wug> I think it just interprets it as 'THIS CHARACTER IS NOT ALLOWED IN FILENAMES WEFLAWYEF AERAJRBGSDFBVDSRHGDHRFEASBRGRESGNGFD'.
#343 [05:14] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ooohhh...
#344 [05:14] <Wug> but of course it is
#345 [05:14] <Wug> therefore proving that java are derp.
#346 [05:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> java still runs on older naming limitations that newer version of windows have lifted?
#347 [05:15] <Guest6590> i'm afraid that little workaround didnt solve the issue
#348 [05:15] <Wug> its a filesystem thing, not a windows thing
#349 [05:15] <Wug> Guest6590: teamviewer
#350 [05:15] <Guest6590> already downloading
#351 [05:16] * Wug just fixed some server bugs on his server software
#351 [05:16] <Wug> the one about infinitely duplicating saplings was a pain -.-
#352 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;;
#353 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> infinite saplings!
#354 [05:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> a world of solid trees!
#355 [05:18] <Guest6590> ok i have teamviewer installed
#356 [05:18] * |Kiikun|Janus| asumes zippity got it working..
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#357 [05:18] <Wug> Guest6590: pm me the id and pass
#358 [05:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??< doublenat
#359 [05:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> aw :/
#360 [05:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??< double-nat
#361 [05:22] <Wug> soz was distracted
#362 [05:22] <Wug> I'm connected
#363 [05:22] <Guest6590> your right man
#364 [05:23] <Wug> have you fixed it
#365 [05:23] <Guest6590> not yet
#366 [05:23] <Wug> mmk hang on
#367 [05:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#368 [05:23] <a_person> ?? !
#369 [05:23] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#370 [05:23] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
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#373 [05:24] <mib_2mqdyq> Nick Dark_Solitude
#374 [05:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> with a / :P
#375 [05:25] <a_person> you sir. are win.
#376 [05:25] <Wug> why thank you
#377 [05:25] <Wug> please login the rest of the way
#378 [05:25] <a_person> thanks man.
#379 [05:26] <GreyVulpine> More Wub for Wug
#380 [05:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: this an alteration of your patch, or you messing with windows itself to fix it?
#381 [05:26] <mib_a5h3s2> having a problem... so i just bought this new gateway laptop that can run minecraft but for some reason my comp wont let me install its activeX controller.... HELP!!!
#382 [05:27] <a_person> thanks wub
#383 [05:27] <Wug> a_person: launch with that shortcut
#384 [05:27] <a_person> your awesome
#385 [05:27] <Wug> I really need to make an installer for that
#386 [05:27] <a_person> ok can i disconnect teamviewer now man?
#387 [05:27] <Wug> you can. but I bet I'll do it first :)
#388 [05:27] <a_person> :D
#389 [05:28] <a_person> thanks again
#390 [05:28] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: he put it on his desktop
#391 [05:28] <Wug> i.e. still within C:\users\rawr!
#392 [05:28] <a_person> and failed to edit the file.
#393 [05:28] <Wug> editing the file shouldnt be required
#394 [05:28] <a_person> ah
#395 [05:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ah.
#396 [05:28] <Wug> I've been meaning to update it for a while
#397 [05:28] <a_person> well thanks again. i'm off now. cheers guys
#398 [05:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_a5h3s2: try a different browser?
#399 [05:31] <mib_a5h3s2> i cant run it from internet explorer?
#400 [05:31] <mib_a5h3s2> i mean im about to get google crome anyway but it would b nice to kno that i can run it in internet explorer
#401 [05:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_a5h3s2: you shoudl be able to.. but your having problems getting it running in IE apparently.
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#403 [05:33] <Nivag> Hello.
#404 [05:34] <Nivag> Can anybody help me with a black-screen problem?
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#406 [05:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_a5h3s2: the page shouldnt even load active_x. it should pop up a java loading screen then say something wants to run, but the publisher is 'UNKNOWN' from amazon.com
#407 [05:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: are you playing in browser or client?
#408 [05:35] <Nivag> Same problem in both cases.
#409 [05:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: ok, installed any mods?
#410 [05:36] <Nivag> None
#411 [05:36] <mib_a5h3s2> browser... its really not my comp. friend just bought it...
#412 [05:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: your java up to date? check it at www.java.com
#413 [05:37] <Nivag> Yes, I've tried updating it since I've had the problem (I've never not had the problem, I bought Minecraft yesterday)
#414 [05:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_a5h3s2: i was talking to Nivag about that. did you get the java loading screen when you went to www.minecraft.net/game/ ?
#415 [05:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: ok try what VoxelHead is about to say in the client.
#416 [05:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Nivag forceupdate
#417 [05:38] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#418 [05:38] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#419 [05:39] <Nivag> I've tried this too.
#420 [05:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: did this start after installing a texture pack?
#421 [05:40] <Nivag> I've downloaded nothing other than the core game
#422 [05:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: ok. just going down the list of the causes for the errorless black screen that i know of :P
#423 [05:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: how about your video drivers? are they up to date too?
#424 [05:41] <Nivag> Ok :) Please take your time, I'm not in a rush.
#425 [05:41] <Nivag> And I think so.
#426 [05:41] <Nivag> On a related note, yes I do get the Java loading screen when I go to www.minecraft.net/game/
#427 [05:41] <Nivag> But it stays on 0%
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#429 [05:42] <Nivag> Oh. This time it showed the proper Minecraft loading screen and then paused at ~90%
#430 [05:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: that was to mib_a5h3s2 :P and the screen i was talking about is the one with the cycling, not the minecraft package download
#431 [05:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: you on windows, right?
#432 [05:43] <Nivag> Oh, pardon me.
#433 [05:43] <Nivag> And yes
#434 [05:43] <Nivag> 7
#435 [05:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Nivag win/dxdiag
#436 [05:43] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#437 [05:43] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#438 [05:43] <mib_a5h3s2> its good man i just got google crome for him no big everythings fixed... thx anyways =D
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#440 [05:44] <GhostlyTruth> Hello?
#441 [05:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> hello :P
#442 [05:44] <GhostlyTruth> I need some help with my Minecraft installation?
#443 [05:45] <Nivag> http://pastebin.com/XxhN17Vj
#444 [05:45] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GhostlyTruth: a bit more detail with your problem?
#445 [05:45] <GhostlyTruth> I want to install mods and maps onto my mine craft game but cannot find the appropriate 'mine craft' folder
#446 [05:46] <GhostlyTruth> I have tried the user/library/apllication support thing but its not there
#447 [05:46] <GhostlyTruth> actually sorry I go User/ (thats it) I have no library under users
#448 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> Using lion?
#449 [05:47] <GhostlyTruth> Yes
#450 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> That would be why. Library is hidden by default on lion
#451 [05:47] <GhostlyTruth> oh
#452 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> To unhide the library folder, go to your terminal and type in: chflags nohidden ~/Library
#453 [05:47] <GhostlyTruth> So ist a game of hide and seek :P
#454 [05:47] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#455 [05:47] <GhostlyTruth> kk just a sec
#456 [05:48] <GhostlyTruth> exactly what you said above?
#457 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> chflags nohidden ~/Library
#458 [05:48] <GreyVulpine> Exactly that, in your terminal
#459 [05:48] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: download and install this http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R285472.exe
#460 [05:48] <GhostlyTruth> does the squiggle mean I put in my surname there?
#461 [05:48] <GhostlyTruth> username*
#462 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> No, you put in the ~
#463 [05:49] <Nivag> Is this a video driver that I have out of date?
#464 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> Just copy exactly what I put in, and press enter
#465 [05:49] <Nivag> Not question you, I'm just curious :)
#466 [05:49] <Nivag> questioning*
#467 [05:49] <GhostlyTruth> then press enter?
#468 [05:49] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: it loks it
#469 [05:49] <GreyVulpine> GhostlyTruth -Yes
#470 [05:49] <GhostlyTruth> kk cool
#471 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> nothing happened inside terminal?
#472 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> That's a good sign
#473 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> or is nothing supposed to happen?
#474 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> kk cool
#475 [05:50] <GreyVulpine> Now head to your hard drive, look at /users/yourname/library/application support/minecraft
#476 [05:50] <Nivag> 50%
#477 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> so its unhide now?
#478 [05:50] * |Kiikun|Janus| has actually stopped comparing version numbers ^^; takes longer and 90% of the time link is newer
#478 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> OMG....Youa re awesome
#479 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> wou*
#480 [05:50] <GhostlyTruth> You are*
#481 [05:51] <GhostlyTruth> Thank you so much.
#482 [05:51] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#482 [05:51] <GhostlyTruth> ha
#483 [05:51] <GhostlyTruth> I have spent HOURS trying to find that stupid folder
#484 [05:51] <GhostlyTruth> Why would lion hide it?
#485 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> Because, mac.
#486 [05:51] <GreyVulpine> Protect users from themselves
#487 [05:52] <GhostlyTruth> lol kk
#488 [05:52] <Nivag> Shall I try running the game after I've installed this? Or are there more steps...
#489 [05:52] <GhostlyTruth> in SL it wasn't hidden
#490 [05:52] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, it was a recent change for lion
#491 [05:52] <GhostlyTruth> Okay
#492 [05:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: try runnign it.
#493 [05:52] <GhostlyTruth> Thanks so much...Have a nice day :D
#494 [05:52] * GreyVulpine tips hat again.
#494 [05:52] <GhostlyTruth> :D
#495 [05:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: after that... im sorta out of ideas as to a generic black screen without any errorlogs.
#496 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Java console, or launch through command prompt/terminal
#497 [05:53] <Nivag> Ok, thanks for all your help. I'll let you know what happens
#498 [05:53] <GreyVulpine> Half the time, you may be able to get an error out of them
#499 [05:53] * mib_wugwug [mib_wugwug@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#500 [05:53] <mib_wugwug> trollfaic
#501 [05:53] * GreyVulpine kicks Wub
#501 [05:53] <mib_wugwug> who's wub?
#502 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: yeah.. its just interpereting the error..
#503 [05:54] <mib_wugwug> I know not this wub.
#504 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ...
#505 [05:54] <GreyVulpine> If you get an error log, I'm pretty confident one of ops here can decipher it for you
#506 [05:54] <Nivag> Need to restart. Will be back to let you know
#507 [05:54] <mib_wugwug> ;op
#508 [05:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl
#509 [05:54] <mib_wugwug> this is certainly a first
#510 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> Gah, mibbit as op?
#511 [05:55] <mib_wugwug> a mib_ as an op
#512 [05:55] <GreyVulpine> We're all doomed!
#513 [05:55] <mib_wugwug> ?? !
#514 [05:55] <VoxelHead> !: Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#515 [05:55] <VoxelHead> !: Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
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#517 [05:55] <mib_wugwug> I'm making an install script for that ^
#518 [05:55] <mib_wugwug> it will set up the shortcut and everything
#519 [05:55] <|Kiikun|Janus|> the crazies are runnign the insane asylim!! aaahhh!!!
#520 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> A script to generate a script that'll run in the right scripted location, for a game that's programmed in a overgloried scripting language?
#521 [05:56] <GreyVulpine> glorified*
#522 [05:56] <mib_wugwug> yes.
#523 [05:56] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl.
#524 [05:57] <mib_wugwug> S C R I P T C E P T I O N
#525 [05:57] * GreyVulpine snrks
#525 [05:57] <|Kiikun|Janus|> if one of those scripts ran one of its own parents... then i'd call it meta :P
#526 [05:58] <mib_wugwug> i'm so meta even this acronym
#527 [05:58] * |Kiikun|Janus| nots
#527 [05:58] <|Kiikun|Janus|> erm.. nods
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#529 [05:59] <Nivag> Back. Unfortunately the problem persists!
#530 [06:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??< index
#531 [06:00] <Nivag> I seem to also be getting a login problem. This has been on and off since I've had the game (yesterday)
#532 [06:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: yeah. sometimes the login server is busy and you have to try again.
#533 [06:01] <Nivag> Oh, ok. Thanks!
#534 [06:02] <Nivag> In the several milliseconds I get of the loading screen, the progress bar does appear to reach 100% now whereas it used to only reach around 90-95%
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#536 [06:02] <Nivag> Both cases leading to the black screen.
#537 [06:02] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: open www.minecraft.net/game/ . once it hits the black/white screen, there should be an icon for java in the system tray by the clock.
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#539 [06:03] <xarcus> stops launching @8%
#540 [06:04] <Nivag> Yes, that happened. Then it goes to the Minecraft loading screen, progress gets about an inch away from 100% with a message saying "loading complete".
#541 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: right clikc the icon, click 'open console' and copy and paste everythign from there to pastebin.com
#542 [06:04] <GreyVulpine> Nivag - Don't suppose you're running windows?
#543 [06:04] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: 7x64 :P
#544 [06:04] <GreyVulpine> Was Nivag asked if they had a ! in their windows username?
#545 [06:05] * |Kiikun|Janus| didnt ask since login was working
#545 [06:05] <mib_wugwug> Nivag: do you have a ! in your windows username?
#546 [06:05] <mib_wugwug> GreyVulpine: yes.
#547 [06:05] <Nivag> Tabhttp://pastebin.com/5RDV4FiT
#548 [06:05] * GreyVulpine pffts
#548 [06:05] <mib_wugwug> <trollface>
#549 [06:05] <GreyVulpine> User home directory = C:\Users\Gav!
#550 [06:05] <GreyVulpine> That would be a yes
#551 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> <.<
#552 [06:05] <|Kiikun|Janus|> x.x
#553 [06:05] <Nivag> Yes.
#554 [06:05] <Nivag> Is... Is that bad?
#555 [06:05] * GreyVulpine leaves it to |Kiikun|Janus|
#555 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ?? Nivag !
#556 [06:06] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> Nivag !
#557 [06:06] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (!) Having exclamation marks or other special characters in your windows username can break minecraft. A workaround is available. Download the following file, extract, and launch minecraft with 'start.bat' (may show up as just 'start')
#558 [06:06] <VoxelHead> Nivag: (!) Special Character Workaround: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/!.zip (Note - if you are unsure how to install and use this file, ask someone to show you) NOTE: We do not guarantee, nor support this mod and it may break other parts of Minecraft! Use at your own risk.
#559 [06:07] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: wug is currently working on a script to install the script that i just pointed you to if it doesnt work
#560 [06:07] <Nivag> ok thankyou
#561 [06:07] <Nivag> Will try now.
#562 [06:08] <Nivag> Aaaaaaaand it's successful :)
#563 [06:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Nivag: got minecraft working? :D
#564 [06:09] <Nivag> Thankyou oh so much!
#565 [06:09] <mib_wugwug> np
#566 [06:09] <Nivag> I hope you get paid for this
#567 [06:09] * mib_wugwug absorbs all thanks
#567 [06:09] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#568 [06:09] <mib_wugwug> nope, we're volunteers
#569 [06:09] <Nivag> Can I donate to any of your causes? :P
#570 [06:10] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt exactly have any cause :D
#570 [06:11] <GreyVulpine> "Pay my breakfast" cause?
#571 [06:11] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#572 [06:12] <xarcus> when it days about upate i say yes it gets to 8% freezes and then an error
#573 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> While #minecrafthelp has no official donation policy itself, I don't prohibit any individuals here from taking a personal donation for their time.
#574 [06:12] <xarcus> says*
#575 [06:12] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - What error?
#576 [06:13] <Stese_ALT> GreyVulpine > You ever thought about electing some helpers, and setting up a donation system for them... make the help more 'official'
#577 [06:13] <xarcus> dunno and if i say not now, it gets a tiny bit away from the end of loading and stops
#578 [06:13] <GreyVulpine> We're "official" in that we're listed under minecraft.net/support as unofficial help
#579 [06:14] <mib_wugwug> lol
#580 [06:14] <mib_wugwug> I havent used this computer in so long it still has the old launcher
#581 [06:14] <mib_wugwug> this is a priceless gem
#582 [06:14] <GreyVulpine> Beyond that, when you put money into the mix, people start to expect professional-level help, which we are not.
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#584 [06:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> expecially if its put in the open. some people will feel its an obligation to donate
#585 [06:15] <GreyVulpine> So, I'd rather not talk about money at all, for something people do in their free time... and I neither endorse, nor condone any donation behavior.
#586 [06:16] <Stese> for some reason, this nick is banned from #Minecraft
#587 [06:16] <Stese> :S
#588 [06:16] * |Kiikun|Janus| was thinking of sugesting the ChildsPlay charity.. and if in the USA, Demand Progress.
#588 [06:17] <xarcus> can anyone help?
#589 [06:18] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - What operating system are you on?
#590 [06:18] <xarcus> windows 7
#591 [06:18] <GreyVulpine> xarcus - Have you done a reinstall of minecraft?
#592 [06:18] <GreyVulpine> Or a "force update" through the launcher?
#593 [06:19] <mib_wugwug> GreyVulpine: I think I've done it.
#594 [06:19] <mib_wugwug> I have created a magical .exe file
#595 [06:19] <GreyVulpine> Yay?
#596 [06:19] <GreyVulpine> Can it cure cancer?
#597 [06:19] <mib_wugwug> the only problem is it wants admin privilages to run
#598 [06:19] <GreyVulpine> Can we market it for billions?
#599 [06:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> can it spawn diamonds on my keyboard? :P
#600 [06:19] <mib_wugwug> I'm not quite sure why
#601 [06:20] <mib_wugwug> BUT MY PARENTS TOOK AWAY MY ADMIN PRIVILIGES **__AGAIN__**
#602 [06:20] <mib_wugwug> AND I CANNOT RUN IT
#603 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> O.o
#604 [06:20] * mib_wugwug busts out ophcrack
#604 [06:20] <mib_wugwug> AGAIN
#605 [06:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: probably because its checking things a normal user wouldnt need to?
#606 [06:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> o.o;
#607 [06:20] <mib_wugwug> it doesnt actually
#608 [06:20] <xarcus> wot u mean
#609 [06:20] <mib_wugwug> it saves some things in the all users app daya folder
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#611 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> [06:18.39am] <@GreyVulpine> xarcus - Have you done a reinstall of minecraft?
#612 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> [06:18.48am] <@GreyVulpine> Or a "force update" through the launcher?
#613 [06:21] <mib_wugwug> xarcus: ignore me, I'm just wasting bandwidth
#614 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> Wow, it's 6am
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#616 [06:21] <mib_wugwug> never mind, I guessed my mom's password.
#617 [06:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... lol
#618 [06:21] * mib_wugwug ops self
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#619 [06:22] <mib_wugwug> its a horrible password, 7 digits, no caps, no symbols
#620 [06:23] <mib_wugwug> it does have 2 numbers
#621 [06:23] <mib_wugwug> i can safely divulge all this crap because like every possible port is forwarded to my desktop, not this one
#622 [06:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> correct horse battery staple
#623 [06:24] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#624 [06:24] <xarcus> anyone else had trouble
#625 [06:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> xarcus forceupdate
#626 [06:25] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#627 [06:25] <VoxelHead> xarcus: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#629 [06:26] <sp3lk> im having problems. just bought the game and the updater keeps getting stuck on 8%. ive treid different browsers. i downloaded the launcher. even tried the .zip
#630 [06:27] <sp3lk> any help would be great =)
#631 [06:28] * |Kiikun|Janus| finds it... odd... how spelk and xarcus have the exact same problem and are coming from similar hosts..
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#632 [06:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> sp3lk forceupdate
#633 [06:29] <VoxelHead> sp3lk: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#634 [06:29] <VoxelHead> sp3lk: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#635 [06:29] <sp3lk> im using a 3 mobile dongle. but dont have any probs running eve online.
#636 [06:29] <sp3lk> i already tried that several times
#637 [06:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ok, since you didnt reply to GreyVulpine askign yo before.
#638 [06:30] <GreyVulpine> I think sp3lk and xarcus are 2 different people
#639 [06:30] <sp3lk> i belive we are lol
#640 [06:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ... maybe.
#641 [06:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> but mention of mobile internet made me think he just reconnected.
#642 [06:30] <mib_wugwug> ok, it works on windows vista. BIGGEST HURDLE SURPASSED
#643 [06:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Wug: im running xp if you wanna test here
#644 [06:31] <mib_wugwug> |Kiikun|Janus|: standby for sending
#645 [06:32] <mib_wugwug> umm
#646 [06:32] <mib_wugwug> heh
#647 [06:32] * mib_wugwug le get flash drive
#647 [06:32] * |Kiikun|Janus| probably doesnt have dcc set up here..
#647 [06:33] <sp3lk> well im gonna go to the libary and try and download the files there. sounds like mobile net is fail. thanks for the help guys
#648 [06:33] <mib_wugwug> cant find flash drive
#649 [06:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Wug: dropbox? :D
#650 [06:34] * mib_wugwug le use old crashed sata hdd from laptop
#650 [06:34] * |Kiikun|Janus| uses old IDE drive from the Iced Tea-killed Toshiba as an external drive :P
#650 [06:35] <mib_wugwug> this hard drive is known bad
#651 [06:35] <mib_wugwug> chkdsk causes bluescreens if I run it on it :)
#652 [06:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> lol
#653 [06:36] * Wug le copy from drive to web folder
#653 [06:37] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/Install.exe
#654 [06:38] <Wug> uhh h/o
#655 [06:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#656 [06:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> chmod +777
#657 [06:38] <Wug> try now
#658 [06:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> anywhere specific i shoudl run it from?
#659 [06:38] <Wug> run it, should do some stuff and create shortcut on desktop
#660 [06:38] <Wug> anywhere is fine
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#662 [06:39] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you're on 7, right
#663 [06:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> .. ooohhh.. using allusers instead of specific user.
#664 [06:40] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: it works, correct?
#665 [06:40] <Wug> running the shortcut launches minecraft?
#666 [06:40] * |Kiikun|Janus| runs and logs in
#666 [06:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> downloading packages :P
#667 [06:40] <Wug> redownloads?
#668 [06:40] <Wug> ok, all seems good
#669 [06:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> rofl
#670 [06:40] <Wug> GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine GreyVulpine
#671 [06:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Splash text: Awesome!
#672 [06:41] <GreyVulpine> ?
#673 [06:41] <Wug> anywhere is fine
#674 [06:41] <Wug> GreyVulpine: you're on 7, right
#675 [06:42] <GreyVulpine> Yeah
#676 [06:42] <Wug> GreyVulpine: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/Install.exe
#677 [06:42] <Wug> download and run
#678 [06:42] <Wug> should create a minecraft shortcut on desktop
#679 [06:42] <Wug> running that shortcut should prompt for login and redownload packages
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#681 [06:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: this forces minecraft to be in AllUsers instead of the current logged in user, right?
#682 [06:43] <Wug> uses all users appdata instead of current user, correct
#683 [06:43] * |Kiikun|Janus| nods
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#684 [06:43] <Wug> GreyVulpine: worky worky?
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#686 [06:44] <GreyVulpine> What in the...
#687 [06:44] <GreyVulpine> Why 7, you be so damned crappy
#688 [06:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> wug: when putting this in vox, probably make a note that all the worlds need to be moved
#689 [06:44] <Wug> did uac attack you
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#692 [06:44] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: there are no worlds because nobody with a ! has ever gotten it to run before
#693 [06:44] <GreyVulpine> No, something did, and the program isn't launching at all
#694 [06:45] <Wug> GreyVulpine: teamviewer
#695 [06:45] <Wug> or error logs
#696 [06:45] <Wug> or screenshots or something
#697 [06:45] <GreyVulpine> Sec
#698 [06:45] * |Kiikun|Janus| didnt even get a window.. but asumes thats what was ment
#698 [06:45] <Wug> yeah, it doesnt make a window, it just does its thing
#699 [06:46] <Wug> GreyVulpine: try running as admin?
#700 [06:46] <GreyVulpine> I am admin...
#701 [06:46] * |Kiikun| tries
#701 [06:46] <Wug> you might have to right click it and explicitly tell it because thats how win7 works
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#703 [06:46] * GreyVulpine grumbles
#703 [06:47] <dani> bom dia alguem fala portugues
#704 [06:47] <mib_wugwug> Sim.
#705 [06:47] <dani> boas
#706 [06:47] <GreyVulpine> Oh hey, shortcut on desktop
#707 [06:48] <Wug> ^ mibbit's only pro-tier feature
#708 [06:48] <GreyVulpine> Could've told me it did that
#709 [06:48] <mib_wugwug> dani: através de um tradutor. por favor seja paciente se ele não faz sentido perfeito.
#710 [06:48] <dani> queria saber se existe outra forma de comprar o jogo
#711 [06:49] <mib_wugwug> o jogo está disponível apenas no site da Minecraft.
#712 [06:49] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Looks like it works.
#713 [06:49] <dani> ok e o pagamento e possivel por transferencia bancaria atravez do nib
#714 [06:49] <Wug> GreyVulpine: does it work without running as admin or did it not work before that
#715 [06:50] <|Kiikun|> wug: i was able to run it. but UAC like to be slow on me at times. took a minute for UAC to pop up
#716 [06:50] <GreyVulpine> I didn't need to be admin, but then again, I completely disabled UAC
#717 [06:50] <dylanbarberdude> IMPORTANTI have a decent speed desktop pc with mobile intel, and a slow old laptop with a very good graphics nVida card. Is there a chance that the laptop will have much better fps?
#718 [06:50] <mib_wugwug> dani: você também pode usar paypal.
#719 [06:50] <Wug> dylanbarberdude: its possible
#720 [06:51] <Wug> idk why it requires uac
#721 [06:51] <sp3lk> YAY its working
#722 [06:51] <dylanbarberdude> Wug, How likely?
#723 [06:51] <dani> ok por transferencia nao da
#724 [06:51] * |Kiikun| is lazy.
#724 [06:51] <|Kiikun|> !client
#725 [06:51] <sp3lk> i just moved the .exe to a usb pen and ran it from there
#726 [06:51] <Wug> dylanbarberdude: what do the two have for specs
#727 [06:52] <Wug> sp3lk: you have the ! issue right?
#728 [06:52] <sp3lk> i had the prob where it wouldnt update
#729 [06:52] <sp3lk> was getting stuck at 8%
#730 [06:52] <Wug> nvm then
#731 [06:53] <mib_wugwug> dani: você não pode pagar com transferência direta.
#732 [06:54] <dylanbarberdude> Wug the latop runs ubuntu 32-bit and pc runs vista 32-bit
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#736 [07:07] <pudgetta> hello
#737 [07:07] * mib_wugwug le hdd mover morto mais uma vez
#737 [07:07] <pudgetta> hI!!
#738 [07:08] <pudgetta> hello
#739 [07:08] <mib_wugwug> hello
#740 [07:08] * mib_wugwug le move dead hdd over again
#740 [07:08] <pudgetta> umm
#741 [07:08] <pudgetta> i cant play minecraft
#742 [07:08] <mib_wugwug> pudgetta: when does it crash
#743 [07:09] <pudgetta> i try to log in to game
#744 [07:09] <pudgetta> thn they write
#745 [07:09] <pudgetta> pixel not acceralated
#746 [07:09] <mib_wugwug> why does everyone drop the 'format'
#747 [07:09] <mib_wugwug> ??> pudgetta win/dxdiag
#748 [07:09] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#749 [07:10] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#752 [07:11] <pudgetta> what
#753 [07:11] <pudgetta> i didnt get it
#754 [07:11] <pudgetta> please explain
#755 [07:11] <mib_wugwug> Reyouka: this is where you type stuff
#756 [07:11] <mib_wugwug> pudgetta: follow the instructions
#757 [07:11] <mib_wugwug> start at the beginning and go from there
#758 [07:11] <zelda> Greetings. I am trying to figure out a security system for a building that can't simply be detroyed to bypass.
#759 [07:12] <Wug> zelda: its impossible. ask an admin about area protection
#760 [07:12] <zelda> If there are pressure that set off a trap, for example, then they could just reme the plates.
#761 [07:12] <zelda> *remove
#762 [07:13] <pudgetta> plz help
#763 [07:13] <pudgetta> i dont know how to play
#764 [07:13] <pudgetta> i try to log in
#765 [07:13] <pudgetta> they put
#766 [07:13] <Wug> dylanbarberdude: it would probably run it better, yes
#767 [07:13] <pudgetta> pixel not accelareted
#768 [07:13] <Wug> pudgetta: I know what happens
#769 [07:13] <zelda> You can assign areas as protected. How do you do that?
#770 [07:13] <Wug> ??> pudgetta win/dxdiag
#771 [07:13] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#772 [07:13] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#773 [07:13] <Wug> ^ do this
#774 [07:13] <pudgetta> what win+r keys
#775 [07:13] <Wug> ??> pudgetta win/key
#776 [07:13] <VoxelHead> pudgetta: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#778 [07:14] <zelda> So people different people can have different permissions in diffrener areas? They can have prpoerty?
#779 [07:15] <pudgetta> umm it opened a direct x window
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#781 [07:17] <bobbyoy> i cant run minecraft it just comes up with an error has ocurred and that it cna'y
#782 [07:17] <bobbyoy> and that it can't stream from something or other
#783 [07:18] <Thrae> pudgetta: How many computers do you have? You've been here a lot.
#784 [07:18] <bobbyoy> i have 2
#785 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> pudgetta is a random mibbit name
#786 [07:18] <Thrae> Ahhhh
#787 [07:18] <Thrae> pudgetta: My mistake, sorry
#788 [07:18] <Wug> lolololol
#789 [07:18] <GreyVulpine> bobbyoy - Can you paste the entire error to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#790 [07:19] <bobbyoy> say what
#791 [07:19] * Wug uses beard stubble to scratch arm
#791 [07:19] <GreyVulpine> bobbyoy - Can you paste the entire error to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it?
#792 [07:19] <bobbyoy> yah man
#793 [07:19] <Wug> http://files.sharenator.com/me_gusta_by_megustaplz_d30cns2_Derps_For_Herping-s510x510-172469-535.jpg
#794 [07:19] <bobbyoy> funny
#795 [07:19] <pudgetta> wug
#796 [07:19] <pudgetta> i pasted it in pastbin
#797 [07:19] <pudgetta> what now
#798 [07:19] <Wug> hit submit, send us the link
#799 [07:20] <pudgetta> http://pastebin.com/ejvvX0nv
#800 [07:20] <pudgetta> this?
#801 [07:20] <bobbyoy> what r u guys doing
#802 [07:20] <Wug> GreyVulpine: I've added a nice little message box to the installer
#803 [07:20] <pudgetta> so?
#804 [07:20] <pudgetta> this it?
#805 [07:20] <Thrae> Ewww no Direct3D
#806 [07:21] <pudgetta> wug
#807 [07:21] <Wug> pudgetta: hang on
#808 [07:21] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Kay kay
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#810 [07:23] <Wug> GreyVulpine: http://www.pcidatabase.com/
#811 [07:23] <quibbit> wug
#812 [07:23] <quibbit> im pudgetta
#813 [07:23] <Wug> you can search by vendor and device id
#814 [07:23] <GreyVulpine> Wug - Yeah, I've used that a lot
#815 [07:23] <Wug> both of those are in the dxdiag
#816 [07:23] * GreyVulpine nods
#816 [07:24] <Wug> IT HAS DRIVER DOWNLOAD LINKS
#817 [07:24] * Wug jizzes
#817 [07:24] <quibbit> wug
#818 [07:24] <quibbit> what i do now
#819 [07:24] <Wug> quibbit: I see you
#820 [07:24] <quibbit> i sent u link
#821 [07:24] <Wug> hang on
#822 [07:24] <quibbit> :(
#823 [07:24] <quibbit> halp!!
#824 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> Be patient
#825 [07:24] <Wug> ^
#826 [07:24] <GreyVulpine> We're not robots here.
#827 [07:25] <quibbit> :/
#828 [07:25] <Wug> quibbit: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16835&lang=eng
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#830 [07:25] <Thrae> quibbit: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=16835&lang=eng&OSVersion=%0A&DownloadType=
#831 [07:25] <Thrae> Whoops
#832 [07:25] <Wug> quibbit: download and install the driver from that link
#833 [07:25] <Wug> Thrae: pwnt
#834 [07:26] <quibbit> lol
#835 [07:26] <quibbit> 17 mb :/
#836 [07:26] <Thrae> 17mb is tiny for graphics drivers these days
#837 [07:27] <quibbit> not about quantity
#838 [07:27] <quibbit> about the time
#839 [07:27] <Thrae> Usually a package contains more than one chipset revision
#840 [07:27] <quibbit> who here plays runescape?
#841 [07:27] <Wug> ??+ pci/database|This website can be used to determine someone's graphics hardware from their device id and vendor id. (Device and Vendor ID's are in dxdiag reports (or the device manager) and lspci reports) http://www.pcidatabase.com/
#842 [07:28] <Wug> quibbit: I used to
#843 [07:28] <Wug> I had a few levels over 90
#844 [07:28] <quibbit> wow
#845 [07:28] <quibbit> what happened to it?
#846 [07:28] <Wug> stopped playing it
#847 [07:29] <quibbit> what happened to account
#848 [07:29] <Wug> still have most of my stuff, acct isnt banned or anything
#849 [07:29] <quibbit> wish i had a acc liek it
#850 [07:29] <quibbit> :(
#851 [07:29] <Wug> one of my irl friends is a mod
#852 [07:29] <Wug> he told me all of his trollish mod stories
#853 [07:30] <Wug> ?? win/dxdiag
#854 [07:30] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#855 [07:30] <VoxelHead> win/dxdiag: Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#856 [07:30] <quibbit> u willing to give it out?
#857 [07:30] <Wug> ??+ dx|Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.;;Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#858 [07:30] <Wug> quibbit: nope
#859 [07:31] <Wug> i dont remember the password
#860 [07:31] <quibbit> :/
#861 [07:31] <Thrae> KeePass & LastPass is your friend
#862 [07:31] <Wug> I could guess it
#863 [07:31] <Wug> I have to guess passwords for like everything I use :P
#864 [07:31] <quibbit> umm
#865 [07:32] <quibbit> u know the old passes?
#866 [07:32] <Wug> like that time 5 seconds ago when I guessed my moms password and stole admin rights back again -.-
#867 [07:32] <quibbit> can you tell me the first pass and 2 passes after it?
#868 [07:32] <quibbit> then i can recover it
#869 [07:32] <Wug> I guessed my password
#870 [07:33] <Wug> and I'm not giving you my account. period
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#872 [07:33] <quibbit> :O
#873 [07:33] <Opeth> FunFunFun.
#874 [07:34] <Wug> Opeth: http://files.sharenator.com/me_gusta_by_megustaplz_d30cns2_Derps_For_Herping-s510x510-172469-535.jpg
#875 [07:34] <Opeth> ;-;
#876 [07:34] <quibbit> if i download the game
#877 [07:34] <quibbit> i mena
#878 [07:34] <quibbit> mean* the thing u gve me
#879 [07:34] <quibbit> can i play?
#880 [07:34] <Wug> ;+ dx Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop. Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#881 [07:34] <WugBot> Done.
#882 [07:34] <Wug> quibbit: yeah, thats the idea
#883 [07:34] <Thrae> quibbit: Minecraft? Maybe.
#884 [07:34] <Wug> you have to install it
#885 [07:35] <quibbit> install what?
#886 [07:35] <Thrae> quibbit: Definitely a good idea to install the updated drivers, as your current ones don't even have proper DirectX support.
#887 [07:35] <Thrae> Download file, open file, follow instructions
#888 [07:35] <quibbit> i dont understand this shit :/
#889 [07:35] <Thrae> You don't understand how to open a file you downloaded?
#890 [07:36] <quibbit> yes i do
#891 [07:36] <quibbit> but idk what directx even is :/
#892 [07:36] <Thrae> That's what you need to do.
#893 [07:36] <Wug> !client
#894 [07:37] <Thrae> Just download the file, open the file, follow instructions.
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#896 [07:38] <Ben> Hi
#897 [07:38] <Ben> Is anyone here to help me please?
#898 [07:38] <Wug> ??> Ben ww
#899 [07:38] <VoxelHead> Ben: (ww) Help you with what?
#900 [07:39] <Guest92032> Ok, when I play Minecraft, some parts of the map make my screen turn off
#901 [07:39] <Guest92032> IE if I teleport to someone in a specific location
#902 [07:39] <Guest92032> I can't type /home fast enough
#903 [07:39] <Guest92032> So I'm effectively banned from the server
#904 [07:39] <Guest92032> Any ideas how to a) stop this from happening and b) Use the server?
#905 [07:40] <Oerg866> you're banned from the server? why?
#906 [07:40] <Guest92032> I'm not
#907 [07:40] <Guest92032> But I can't use the server at all
#908 [07:40] <Wug> Guest92032: tell the admin to fix whatever plugin is causing it
#909 [07:40] <Guest92032> My screen turns off before I can do anything
#910 [07:40] <Guest92032> It's not plugins
#911 [07:40] <Guest92032> It happens on SMP too
#912 [07:40] <Guest92032> No mods or anything
#913 [07:40] <Wug> what do you mean your screen turns off?
#914 [07:40] <Oerg866> it turns off?
#915 [07:41] <Oerg866> or does your PC turn off?
#916 [07:41] <Oerg866> or does your game just goes to black screen?
#917 [07:41] <Guest92032> My screen turns off
#918 [07:41] <Thrae> Guest92032: SMP means Survival Multi-player. You mean Single Player too?
#919 [07:41] <Guest92032> I can still play, but without seeing anything
#920 [07:41] <Oerg866> um
#921 [07:41] <Guest92032> Alt F4 doesn't close minecraft, but my keyboard still works, ie I can walk around and hear it
#922 [07:41] <Wug> and how would that ban you
#923 [07:41] <Oerg866> do oyu still see windows?
#924 [07:41] <Guest92032> It doesn't ban me, I said I'm EFFECTIVELY banned, meaning I can't actually use the server
#925 [07:42] <Thrae> This sounds like a video problem. Do you have any special effects turned on?
#926 [07:42] <Guest92032> I don't see anything
#927 [07:42] <Guest92032> Just a black screen
#928 [07:42] <Wug> being banned and what you're describing are totally different
#929 [07:42] <Guest92032> Running on minimum settings, on 1GB Ram, 256MB GC, and XP 3.2Ghz
#930 [07:42] <Wug> ??> Guest92032 win/dxdiag
#931 [07:42] <VoxelHead> Guest92032: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#932 [07:42] <VoxelHead> Guest92032: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#933 [07:42] <Guest92032> I get 200FPS+
#934 [07:42] <Wug> and change your nick
#935 [07:42] <Guest92032> Gotcha, I'll do that now
#936 [07:42] <Wug> rendering a black screen probably isnt all that hard :P
#937 [07:42] <Thrae> Does your monitor fully go black, or just Minecraft's window?
#938 [07:42] <Oerg866> Wug: XD
#939 [07:43] <Wug> ...
#940 [07:43] * Wug punches self
#940 [07:43] <Guest92032> Entire monitor
#941 [07:43] * Wug punches mib_wugwug
#941 [07:43] <Guest92032> How do I change nickname?
#942 [07:43] <Thrae> /nick nick
#943 [07:43] <Oerg866> you got renamed forcively because Ben is already a registered nickname on this IRC
#944 [07:43] <Bens_Dream> Done
#945 [07:44] <Bens_Dream> http://pastebin.com/8zQB72iv
#946 [07:44] <Bens_Dream> That's the Dxdiag
#947 [07:44] <Wug> >video driver last updated in 2005
#948 [07:45] <Wug> theres your problem
#949 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> Umm
#950 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> I can't update
#951 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> I go to ATI's website
#952 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> No updates available
#953 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> My GC can run TF2 and Portal fine
#954 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> As well as KF
#955 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> None of which, run on java
#956 [07:45] <GreyVulpine> Or OpenGL
#957 [07:45] <Bens_Dream> either way there's no update though o.O
#958 [07:45] <Thrae> http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Legacy/Pages/radeonaiw_xp.aspx?type=2.4.1&product=2.4.1.3.13&lang=English
#959 [07:46] <Thrae> I see a 2010 driver package....
#960 [07:46] <Thrae> Did you know you have an ATI Radeon X550?
#961 [07:46] <Bens_Dream> Yeah
#962 [07:46] <Bens_Dream> That looks complicated to install
#963 [07:46] <Thrae> It has an Express Installation option which is selected by default. Very easy.
#964 [07:47] <Wug> Bens_Dream: https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_dd_ccc.exe
#965 [07:47] <Bens_Dream> Hmm
#966 [07:47] <Wug> updated last year
#967 [07:47] <Bens_Dream> And it definitely won't do anything to my PC to ruin it?@
#968 [07:47] <Bens_Dream> This is a shared comp
#969 [07:47] <Wug> no it wont
#970 [07:47] <Wug> might make it better
#971 [07:47] <Thrae> No. It should make your games run even better, considering the ancient date of your current driver.
#972 [07:47] <Bens_Dream> @Thrae, your link says "The following products have been moved to the legacy software support structure (including Mobile and All-in-Wonder Variants):" and then has X500 series written under it
#973 [07:47] <Wug> there isnt a single component of this computer that's that old
#974 [07:48] <Wug> Bens_Dream: yeah it doesnt matter
#975 [07:48] <Bens_Dream> Ok
#976 [07:48] <Wug> I got my link from the bottom of that page
#977 [07:48] <Wug> use it
#978 [07:48] <Wug> https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/674/9206/0/www2.ati.com/drivers/10-2_legacy_xp32-64_dd_ccc.exe
#979 [07:48] <Bens_Dream> Thanks for your help, I'll go install it now
#980 [07:48] <Bens_Dream> I'll come back on if it doesn't work
#981 [07:48] <Thrae> Bens_Dream: That just means they're not making any more drivers for it.
#982 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> Do I want full suite or individual?
#983 [07:49] <Wug> go for full
#984 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> Full suite :D
#985 [07:49] <Thrae> I recommend Full Suite
#986 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> Ok, thanks guys
#987 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> Cya
#988 [07:49] <Wug> dont leave yet
#989 [07:49] <Wug> you dont know if it will work
#990 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> I'll come back if it doesn't
#991 [07:49] <Wug> it is amd and not an integrated intel one
#992 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> Knowing my PC it'll restart automatically
#993 [07:49] <Wug> so its probably not totally hit or miss
#994 [07:49] <Bens_Dream> It does that all the time >.>
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#996 [07:50] <Wug> well this has been a most successful day
#997 [07:51] <Thrae> Its only 8am EST
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#1000 [07:53] <Bens_dream> Hey are you guys still here?
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#1002 [07:53] <Wug> no
#1003 [07:53] * Wug hides
#1003 [07:53] <Bens_dream> K
#1004 [07:53] <Bens_dream> I installed it to the default folder
#1005 [07:53] <Bens_dream> That ok?
#1006 [07:53] <Wug> whatever works
#1007 [07:54] * Wug has left notchspin.com open for 3 days
#1007 [07:54] <Wug> >305000 spins
#1008 [07:54] <Bens_dream> Ooohhh it's pretty
#1009 [07:54] <Bens_dream> What's notchspin?
#1010 [07:54] <Wug> click the link
#1011 [07:54] <Wug> all will be explained
#1012 [07:54] <|Kiikun|> ~.~
#1013 [07:54] <Bens_dream> No waiz
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#1015 [07:54] <Thrae> Bens_dream: After you extracted the file, did you run the setup program? It should have started up automatically.
#1016 [07:55] <mib_ixvgf8> thrae
#1017 [07:55] <Bens_dream> Yep, it was automatic
#1018 [07:55] <Bens_dream> I installed everything on it
#1019 [07:55] <Thrae> It usually extracts to something like C:\ATI\blahblahblah
#1020 [07:55] <mib_ixvgf8> i downloaded and installed
#1021 [07:55] <mib_ixvgf8> and restarted pc
#1022 [07:55] <mib_ixvgf8> and it didnt work
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#1024 [07:55] <Thrae> mib_ixvgf8: Were you the person with the Intel chipset?
#1025 [07:55] <mib_ixvgf8> yes
#1026 [07:55] <Bens_dream> It says it has not passed Windows logo testing to verify it's compatability with XP
#1027 [07:55] <Bens_dream> Continuye anyway?
#1028 [07:55] <Bens_dream> *Continue
#1029 [07:55] <Thrae> Yes
#1030 [07:56] <Wug> ^
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#1032 [07:56] <Bens_dream> O.O System32
#1033 [07:56] <Thrae> mib_ixvgf8: You're getting a "Pixel Format Not Supported" error, right?
#1034 [07:56] <Bens_dream> No?
#1035 [07:56] <mib_ixvgf8> w8
#1036 [07:56] <Wug> windows logo testing is a formality
#1037 [07:56] <Thrae> What about System32?
#1038 [07:56] <Bens_dream> Like CRB checks?
#1039 [07:56] <Wug> mincraftminerwithaproblem: whats the problem
#1040 [07:57] <mincraftminerwithaproblem> I get an error screen when I launch it
#1041 [07:57] <Wug> what does it say
#1042 [07:57] <Bens_dream> Do I *HAVE* to restart when it's done?
#1043 [07:57] <mincraftminerwithaproblem> Mods loaded: 1 ModLoader Beta 1.7.3 Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT
#1044 [07:57] <Thrae> You should, Bens_dream
#1045 [07:57] <Bens_dream> :(
#1046 [07:57] <Bens_dream> I don't want to
#1047 [07:57] <Wug> ??> mincraftminerwithaproblem forceupdate
#1048 [07:57] <Bens_dream> My PC takes 10 minutes to start
#1049 [07:57] <VoxelHead> mincraftminerwithaproblem: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1050 [07:57] <VoxelHead> mincraftminerwithaproblem: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#1051 [07:58] <Thrae> Yeah, your system has low RAM
#1052 [07:58] <Wug> Bens_dream: it probably wont work if you dont
#1053 [07:58] <Bens_dream> Voxelhead is a bot...
#1054 [07:58] <Wug> also 10 minutes is like nothing
#1055 [07:58] <Wug> vox is, in fact, a bot
#1056 [07:58] <Bens_dream> Voxelhead, are you a bot?
#1057 [07:58] * mib_00x1i2 [mib_00x1i2@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1058 [07:58] <Thrae> ??
#1059 [07:58] <mincraftminerwithaproblem> I tried that and it says "Fail To Launch"
#1060 [07:58] <Thrae> ?? Bens_dream
#1061 [07:59] <VoxelHead> yes
#1062 [07:59] <Bens_dream> Yes?
#1063 [07:59] <VoxelHead> I MEAN NO
#1064 [07:59] * guest-427267-06880 [guest-427267-06880@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1065 [07:59] <guest-427267-06880> Hello
#1066 [07:59] <Bens_dream> If my system breaks, wat do?
#1067 [07:59] <mib_00x1i2> stops @ 8%
#1068 [07:59] <guest-427267-06880> Could any1 test if my server works?
#1069 [07:59] <guest-427267-06880> I opened the ports
#1070 [07:59] <Thrae> mincraftminerwithaproblem: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#1071 [07:59] <Bens_dream> Mib, delete your .minecraft folder after backing up your saves and screenshots.
#1072 [07:59] <Thrae> !check guest-427267-06880
#1073 [07:59] <mincraftminerwithaproblem> mac
#1074 [08:00] <Bens_dream> Ooh
#1075 [08:00] <Bens_dream> Unlucky
#1076 [08:00] <Thrae> :ip
#1077 [08:00] <Thrae> ?ip guest-427267-06880
#1078 [08:00] <Wug> ;ip guest-427267-06880
#1079 [08:00] <Thrae> :ip guest-427267-06880
#1080 [08:00] <WugBot> IP address of guest-427267-06880 is: 217.159.254.193
#1081 [08:00] <mib_00x1i2> anyone help
#1082 [08:00] <guest-427267-06880> 192.168.1.150
#1083 [08:00] <Thrae> Ah, ;
#1084 [08:00] <Wug> semicolon
#1085 [08:00] <guest-427267-06880> Not sure if thats correct
#1086 [08:00] <Bens_dream> ;ip bens_dream
#1087 [08:00] <WugBot> IP address of Bens_dream is: 82.23.148.32
#1088 [08:00] <guest-427267-06880> try port 25565
#1089 [08:00] <Bens_dream> 25565 is default, derp derp
#1090 [08:01] <Thrae> !check 217.159.254.193
#1091 [08:01] <Wug> check dat firewall
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#1093 [08:01] <Wug> anyway
#1094 [08:01] <guest-427267-06880> Anybody tried my serv?
#1095 [08:01] <Wug> guest-427267-06880: we cant
#1096 [08:01] <Thrae> guest-427267-06880: Your external IP, the one the Internet uses, is 217.159.254.193 (assigned by your ISP). Your internal IP, the one your local router gives you (a piece of hardware in your house) is 192.168.1.150.
#1097 [08:02] <guest-427267-06880> i made the IP static
#1098 [08:02] <guest-427267-06880> thats why its 192 blabla
#1099 [08:02] <Bens_dream> I'ma restart my PC
#1100 [08:02] <Thrae> guest-427267-06880: You need to go on your router and port forward 25565 to 192.168.1.150.
#1101 [08:02] <guest-427267-06880> anyways wich IP do u need?
#1102 [08:02] <Bens_dream> If no work, I'll come back
#1103 [08:02] <Bens_dream> Ty guys
#1104 [08:02] <Bens_dream> Cya
#1105 [08:02] <guest-427267-06880> But my ISP opened all my ports
#1106 [08:02] <Wug> mib_00x1i2: someone reported that it downloaded properly if they moved minecraft.exe to a flash drive
#1107 [08:02] <guest-427267-06880> So it should work now
#1108 [08:02] <mincraftminerwithaproblem> I'll just start over
#1109 [08:02] <Wug> guest-427267-06880: you have to open them on your end
#1110 [08:03] <guest-427267-06880> on my end?
#1111 [08:03] <Thrae> guest-427267-06880: Your router still needs to know that it should send anything coming to port 25565 to the computer at 192.168.1.150.
#1112 [08:03] <mib_00x1i2> stops loading @8 % anybody help
#1113 [08:03] <Wug> I have to go to sleep
#1114 [08:03] <Wug> mib_00x1i2: someone reported that it downloaded properly if they moved minecraft.exe to a flash drive
#1115 [08:03] <Wug> read things sent to you or dont bother coming here -.-
#1116 [08:03] <guest-427267-06880> Dont know my ports user or pw
#1117 [08:03] <guest-427267-06880> so yeah
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#1119 [08:03] <Wug> guest-427267-06880: talk to a parent
#1120 [08:04] <guest-427267-06880> Wait, so do you need my external IP to join or not?
#1121 [08:04] <Thrae> guest-427267-06880: Remember that the way a NAT router works is Internet --> NAT Router --> Your Multiple Computers. The router is a type of computer that's inbetween your computers and the Internet. As such, the port can only go one place.
#1122 [08:04] <guest-427267-06880> parent? Lol i know more about these things here
#1123 [08:04] <Thrae> Well you don't have the password to access your router....you need that
#1124 [08:04] <Wug> guest-427267-06880: we need (but we already have tested and it doesnt work) your external ip
#1125 [08:04] <Wug> you need the router password to forward the ports
#1126 [08:05] <Wug> you may also need to disable firewalls locally
#1127 [08:05] <guest-427267-06880> Nnone knwos the PW rofl
#1128 [08:05] <guest-427267-06880> Why the fuck should my parnets know it ? Lol u kidding?
#1129 [08:05] * AuBot kicked guest-427267-06880 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1130 [08:05] <Wug> and that's that.
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#1132 [08:05] <Thrae> guest-427267-06880: Check the router's documentation for the default password. Maybe it was never changed. Or, if it was supplied by your ISP, they should know it.
#1133 [08:06] <Wug> I'm going to bed. (goodbye and good night/morning. fuck. that is all.)
#1134 [08:06] * AuBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#1135 [08:06] <guest-427267-06880> I have the user and pw in the papers that i got with the router?
#1136 [08:06] <Thrae> Usually they're in there. The default username and password.
#1137 [08:07] <Thrae> If you got your router from your ISP, then they might have changed it.
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#1143 [08:34] <dylanbarberdude> Hello! Is there a tool witch allows you to set the clock for mobile intel graphics chips?This would be very helpful!
#1144 [08:34] <silver_paws> anyone having an issue with the crafting table?
#1145 [08:34] <silver_paws> mine wont combine anything
#1146 [08:34] <silver_paws> in singe player or on the server
#1147 [08:36] <dylanbarberdude> redownload minecraft open the luncher click options force update done login
#1148 [08:36] * mib_9r38b1 [mib_9r38b1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1149 [08:36] <mib_9r38b1> hello
#1150 [08:36] <dylanbarberdude> hello
#1151 [08:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> echo...
#1152 [08:37] <|Kiikun|Janus|> i mean hello :P
#1153 [08:37] <mib_9r38b1> r u the guy who helps?
#1154 [08:37] <dylanbarberdude> i help out of choice
#1155 [08:37] <mib_9r38b1> well i just bought a minecraft account and its not working
#1156 [08:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> pretty much anyone here can offer the help. just ask your question/state your problem and someone will try
#1157 [08:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: minecraft isnt working, or your account isnt premium yet?
#1158 [08:38] <mib_9r38b1> well i payed for it
#1159 [08:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: mcnet username?
#1160 [08:39] <mib_9r38b1> ryrybot513
#1161 [08:39] <mib_9r38b1> w8 its wrong
#1162 [08:39] <mib_9r38b1> ryryboy513
#1163 [08:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid ryryboy513
#1164 [08:39] <silver_paws> ive re downloaded, forced update, updates graphics cards, and updated java
#1165 [08:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> mib_9r38b1 payment
#1166 [08:39] <mib_9r38b1> i did
#1167 [08:39] <VoxelHead> mib_9r38b1: (payment) Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#1168 [08:39] <VoxelHead> mib_9r38b1: (payment) If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
#1169 [08:39] <silver_paws> noting worked
#1170 [08:40] <mib_9r38b1> i did it a week ago
#1171 [08:41] <dylanbarberdude> Is there a tool wich allows you to set the clock for mobile intel graphics chips?
#1172 [08:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: then either thats not the account, or payment was never actually made. if its been a week, check with your bank to see if payment was sent to Mojang AB
#1173 [08:42] <silver_paws> daylan you can but its inadvisable
#1174 [08:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: also, check you didnt buy a gift code instead of the game.
#1175 [08:42] <mib_9r38b1> its on a vista gift card
#1176 [08:42] <dylanbarberdude> silver_paws i want to try it im desperate
#1177 [08:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: does the gift card allow international payments? since payment goes to sweeden.
#1178 [08:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: mist gift cards dont as part of their fraud prevention
#1179 [08:43] <|Kiikun|Janus|> *most
#1180 [08:43] <mib_9r38b1> valid only in us
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#1182 [08:44] <silver_paws> riva tuner can probably do it, but those things arent made to take much abuse and can very easily be killed
#1183 [08:44] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: thats your problem then. payment was never made. see if its possible to transfer the balance to paypal then pay via paypal?
#1184 [08:44] <mib_9r38b1> it say debit vista
#1185 [08:45] <mib_9r38b1> and no it dosent say about transfer
#1186 [08:46] <|Kiikun|Janus|> mib_9r38b1: you said 'valid in us only'. mojang is in sweeden. trying to buy minecraft is trying to make a payment in sweeden. your card is refusing to make the payment
#1187 [08:46] <silver_paws> man this crafting table is getting to be a real pain in the ass
#1188 [08:47] <dylanbarberdude> silver_paws force update to fix
#1189 [08:47] <silver_paws> i have done that like 4 times
#1190 [08:48] <silver_paws> does not fix it
#1191 [08:48] <dylanbarberdude> use javara and reinstall java
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#1193 [08:50] <|Kiikun|Janus|> silver_paws: ill asume you didnt install any mods since youve forceupdated a few times without fixing it. see if you have the latest java at www.java.com
#1194 [08:52] <silver_paws> no mods
#1195 [08:52] <silver_paws> video drivers updated
#1196 [08:52] <silver_paws> java updated
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#1198 [08:52] <silver_paws> reinstalling java now
#1199 [08:52] <|Kiikun|Janus|> silver_paws: you tried.. yeah that
#1200 [08:53] <silver_paws> lol
#1201 [08:53] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1202 [08:54] <|Kiikun|Janus|> silver_paws: everything else works fine? can you craft in inventory? just not on the table?
#1203 [08:54] <silver_paws> yes
#1204 [08:54] <silver_paws> i was able to make the table just not use it
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#1207 [08:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ~.~
#1208 [08:57] <|Kiichan|Schala|> ooh :3
#1209 [08:58] * |Kiichan|Schala| dances with the autovoice~
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#1210 [08:58] <silver_paws> did not fix it
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#1212 [08:58] <|Kiichan|Schala|> silver_paws: ok. so crafting system doesnt appear broken since you could make the table... and you get the 3x3 when you rightclick the table?
#1213 [08:59] <silver_paws> yes
#1214 [08:59] <silver_paws> the table opens and i can put everything in but does not give me the option to combine them
#1215 [08:59] <|Kiichan|Schala|> try forming a torch on the table? and in the inventory.
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#1217 [09:00] <oOze> I read this channel not affiliated with Majong. How can i contact them say e-mail ?
#1218 [09:00] <silver_paws> but it will still do 2X2 block functions
#1219 [09:00] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oOze: you probably wont recieve a timly reply by contacting them. whats the issue incase we can fix it?
#1220 [09:01] <|Kiichan|Schala|> silver_paws: but it wont make a shovel?
#1221 [09:01] <silver_paws> its like it dosent know there is a third row
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#1223 [09:01] <silver_paws> no it will not
#1224 [09:01] <silver_paws> anything out of 2x2 it will ignore
#1225 [09:02] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oOze: otherwise.. you can go through www.minecraft.net/support/ some sections offer a contact form
#1226 [09:02] <oOze> |Kiichan|Schala|, i'm afraid you can't its a typo on the website. Alot of ppl come asking in a distro support channel on how to run minecraft for linux. the download link is 'minecraft.jar' while the site startup line says 'Minecraft.jar' so it would be nice if they fixed the typo in the site to prevent those questions.
#1227 [09:03] <oOze> at least i think you can't
#1228 [09:04] <oOze> since its a popular game it gets asked 4/5 times a day maybe more. so i though lets fix the root cause
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#1230 [09:05] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oOze: support@minecraft.net or was it mojang.com <.<
#1231 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> support@mojang.com
#1232 [09:05] <GreyVulpine> But you're better off using the support page
#1233 [09:05] <oOze> ok i'll try that
#1234 [09:06] <|Kiichan|Schala|> GreyVulpine: got an idea for silver_paws? crafting table derping out on anything over a 2x2
#1235 [09:07] * n1kkoFTW [n1kkoFTW@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1236 [09:07] <n1kkoFTW> im back with my unfixable problem
#1237 [09:07] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1238 [09:09] <silver_paws> stupid table *throws it off a cliff*
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#1241 [09:11] <n1kkoFTW> n1kkoftw is sad
#1242 [09:11] <n1kkoFTW> :(
#1243 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> well aint that some shit....
#1244 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> minecraft worked....
#1245 [09:12] <|Kiichan|Schala|> :P
#1246 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> dude
#1247 [09:12] <n1kkoFTW> me and wug were teamvied for over an hour
#1248 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> we updated the drivers multiple times, restarted my pc at least 30 times
#1249 [09:13] <|Kiichan|Schala|> you stumped wug?
#1250 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> i had an unfixable error
#1251 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> i stumped wug, nvidia tech support, and dell tech support
#1252 [09:13] <|Kiichan|Schala|> lol
#1253 [09:13] <n1kkoFTW> my error = boss.
#1254 [09:13] <silver_paws> lol what was it?
#1255 [09:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> he has a laptop with both intel and nvidia integrated video
#1256 [09:14] * guest-427267-86150 [guest-427267-86150@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1257 [09:14] <oOze> |Kiichan|Schala|, i got routed to getsatisfaction.com i posted it there thats the place i guess then ?
#1258 [09:14] <guest-427267-86150> Hello
#1259 [09:14] <n1kkoFTW> pointer exception error, and an error about not being able to allocate DIB or something
#1260 [09:14] <silver_paws> *twitch*
#1261 [09:14] <guest-427267-86150> I've just poer forwarded
#1262 [09:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> he is incapable of selecting which works
#1263 [09:14] <guest-427267-86150> and i want to know
#1264 [09:14] <guest-427267-86150> if the server is working
#1265 [09:14] <guest-427267-86150> so.. anybody up for some test?
#1266 [09:14] <|Kiichan|Schala|> oOze: getsatisfaction is their primary bug/support contact.
#1267 [09:15] <n1kkoFTW> wait, |Kiichan|schala|, are you |kiikun| ?
#1268 [09:15] <oOze> |Kiichan|Schala|, ok good thnx
#1269 [09:15] <n1kkoFTW> how did you know that? O.o
#1270 [09:15] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :P
#1271 [09:16] <n1kkoFTW> are my errors, like, legendary around here?
#1272 [09:16] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1273 [09:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: you running the server on the computer you are currently on?
#1274 [09:16] <guest-427267-86150> Yup
#1275 [09:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;ip guest-427267-86150
#1276 [09:16] <WugBot> IP address of guest-427267-86150 is: 217.159.254.193
#1277 [09:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 217.159.254.193
#1278 [09:16] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: server currently on?
#1279 [09:16] <guest-427267-86150> i beg you pardon?
#1280 [09:16] <guest-427267-86150> Yes it is
#1281 [09:16] <guest-427267-86150> And the port 25565 is in my forwarded's list
#1282 [09:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: then something is wrong with the setup because your server isnt accessable from the internet
#1283 [09:17] <silver_paws> ok well i have to go take care of some college stuff bbl
#1284 [09:17] <guest-427267-86150> 192.168.1.150 try that, thats the IP i log in with
#1285 [09:17] <silver_paws> keep thinking on that damn crafting table, i'll be back in an hour or 2
#1286 [09:17] <|Kiikun|Janus|> n1kkoFTW: im Kiikun and Kiichan :P i just change suffix
#1287 [09:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: thats your internal network IP. that is useless to anyone not on the network with you
#1288 [09:18] <guest-427267-86150> The ip u enterd is wrong i think
#1289 [09:18] <guest-427267-86150> Well what's wrong then
#1290 [09:18] <guest-427267-86150> the server is running and port is forwarder
#1291 [09:18] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: server allowed throuhg the firewall?
#1292 [09:18] <guest-427267-86150> I shall try
#1293 [09:19] <guest-427267-86150> see*
#1294 [09:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: otherwise portforward isnt forwarding right, or your ISP has the port blocked on their end
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#1296 [09:19] <username> Help please
#1297 [09:19] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1298 [09:19] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> username ask
#1299 [09:19] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#1300 [09:19] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#1301 [09:19] <n1kkoFTW> time to talk to nvidia tech support again
#1302 [09:20] <n1kkoFTW> xD
#1303 [09:20] <guest-427267-86150> I dont have a cable internet tho
#1304 [09:20] <guest-427267-86150> i've read that u cant have wireless
#1305 [09:20] <username> I try to play minecraft but when the screen loads it turns white!
#1306 [09:20] <guest-427267-86150> Wich is retarded as HELLLL
#1307 [09:20] <guest-427267-86150> Cuz the cable isnt long enough
#1308 [09:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: none of that shoudl matter.
#1309 [09:20] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: have you tried installing any mods?
#1310 [09:20] <n1kkoFTW> wtffff, they dont open till 9am
#1311 [09:20] <n1kkoFTW> ballllssssssssssssssss
#1312 [09:20] <username> No
#1313 [09:21] <guest-427267-86150> How can i allow that stuff trough firewall?
#1314 [09:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: check your java is up to date at www.java.com
#1315 [09:21] <guest-427267-86150> Minecraft isnt in the list
#1316 [09:21] <username> Mines a linux
#1317 [09:21] <username> So do I have to install it?
#1318 [09:21] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-86150: its java you need to allow. javaw.exe for windows
#1319 [09:21] <username> I will download
#1320 [09:22] <username> But do I have to install?
#1321 [09:22] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: youre linux? are you using sun-java or openjdk?
#1322 [09:22] <username> I'm doing it in browser
#1323 [09:22] * |Kiikun|Janus| isnt sure minecraft works with openjdk ^^;
#1323 [09:23] <username> In browser not download
#1324 [09:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: browser loads java applet that starts and downloads minecraft.
#1325 [09:23] <username> So?
#1326 [09:23] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: and i dont know how to check your java is correct and up to date on linux. on top of each linux distro has different ways
#1327 [09:24] <username> Mines a Linux Mint Katya 11
#1328 [09:24] <username> Umm... Swap the Katya and 11
#1329 [09:25] <username> I bet I won't play minecraft again then ):
#1330 [09:26] * |Kiikun|Janus| is looking up info on linux mint
#1330 [09:26] <n1kkoFTW> join the club username. :/
#1331 [09:26] <username> OK what's it called?
#1332 [09:26] <username> XD
#1333 [09:26] <username> :P
#1334 [09:26] <n1kkoFTW> The "I bought minecraft but I can't play it because all I ever get are errors" club
#1335 [09:27] <username> I bought minecraft a month or so ago and I've gotten quite far actually
#1336 [09:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: open the console and type the following: java -version
#1337 [09:27] <username> OK
#1338 [09:27] <n1kkoFTW> WOW wtf
#1339 [09:27] * guest-427267-27127 [guest-427267-27127@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1340 [09:27] <n1kkoFTW> >.>
#1341 [09:27] <n1kkoFTW> i think i may have fixed the problem
#1342 [09:27] <guest-427267-27127> Hey guys
#1343 [09:27] <username> WARNING!: My console is quite rude for some reason.
#1344 [09:27] <guest-427267-27127> I have the latest java now
#1345 [09:28] <username> Terminal opened
#1346 [09:28] <guest-427267-27127> So the server is 99% working now
#1347 [09:28] <guest-427267-27127> Would you test it again?
#1348 [09:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: if it swears you may get kicked by aubot
#1349 [09:28] <guest-427267-27127> Ports forwarder, have the latest java, and the server is running
#1350 [09:28] <username> Version 1.6.0_26
#1351 [09:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;ip guest-427267-27127
#1352 [09:28] <WugBot> IP address of guest-427267-27127 is: 217.159.254.193
#1353 [09:28] <n1kkoFTW> |Kiikun|Janus| I had a mac transformation pack installed, and i uninstalled it to see if it would help, and minecraft has worked twice in a row now....
#1354 [09:28] <guest-427267-27127> ANYTHING ELSE?
#1355 [09:28] <n1kkoFTW> and its never done that. >_<
#1356 [09:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !check 217.159.254.193
#1357 [09:29] <guest-427267-27127> Wtf at grim?
#1358 [09:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-27127: still closed.
#1359 [09:29] <guest-427267-27127> The bots are BS'ing
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#1361 [09:29] <username> Kiikun it's version 1.6.0_26
#1362 [09:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> n1kkoFTW: mac transform.. parallels?
#1363 [09:29] <n1kkoFTW> they are bots....
#1364 [09:29] <n1kkoFTW> how are they BS'ing?
#1365 [09:29] <guest-427267-27127> obv they are
#1366 [09:29] <guest-427267-27127> could u just try to join it?
#1367 [09:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: ok that shoudl be fine.
#1368 [09:30] <guest-427267-27127> And the IP they give is lilbit random
#1369 [09:30] <n1kkoFTW> it was a snow transformation pack, and my java didnt seem to like it
#1370 [09:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-27127: i wouldnt be able to
#1371 [09:30] <guest-427267-27127> not sure that's the right one
#1372 [09:30] <n1kkoFTW> like, one i literally had to install, and restart my system to use
#1373 [09:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-27127: its not random. its your ip your using to connect to irc
#1374 [09:30] <username> What now kiikun?
#1375 [09:30] <n1kkoFTW> it wasnt like a regular theme i could just change
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#1378 [09:30] <n1kkoFTW> i had to manually uninstall it by running the uninstaller. >.<
#1379 [09:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> username: you may have to wait for someone more proficient in linux stuff. only other sugestion i have would be a reinstall of minecraft's files
#1380 [09:31] <guest-427267-27127> So any ideas why the server is not working? Ive done EVERYTHING
#1381 [09:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> guest-427267-27127: wanna let me give it a shot with teamviewer?
#1382 [09:31] <username> OK I'll try it myself for a bit
#1383 [09:31] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> guest-427267-27127 teamviewer
#1384 [09:31] <VoxelHead> guest-427267-27127: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#1385 [09:31] <VoxelHead> guest-427267-27127: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#1386 [09:31] <username> Because I am quite smart
#1387 [09:31] * |Kiikun|Janus| hops over to desktop
#1387 [09:32] <guest-427267-27127> Just tell me what else do i need to do
#1388 [09:32] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: try disabling firewall.
#1389 [09:33] <username> OK I guess it's workinbg now
#1390 [09:33] <guest-427267-27127> Okay try now
#1391 [09:33] <guest-427267-27127> Server up and running
#1392 [09:33] <|Kiikun|> !check 217.159.254.193
#1393 [09:33] <guest-427267-27127> latest softwares
#1394 [09:33] <guest-427267-27127> ports forwarded
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#1396 [09:33] <username> Yo kiikun I think I worked it out :D
#1397 [09:34] <|Kiikun|> username: :3 may have just been a hickup?
#1398 [09:34] <guest-427267-27127> This is failblog man
#1399 [09:34] <n1kkoFTW> now it just freezes every 10 minutes. :(
#1400 [09:34] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: still a no go,
#1401 [09:34] <username> Oh..... Shit...
#1402 [09:34] <username> );
#1403 [09:34] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: also this is IRC, not a blog
#1404 [09:34] <guest-427267-27127> Quit using this crap and jsut try to join my server maybe?
#1405 [09:34] <username> I LOST MY WORLD!
#1406 [09:34] <username> OH well
#1407 [09:34] <|Kiikun|> username: did you delete the ,minecraft folder?
#1408 [09:34] <username> I'll just have to make a new one ):
#1409 [09:34] <username> Yes
#1410 [09:35] <username> I forgot
#1411 [09:35] <|Kiikun|> username: worlds are in .minecraft/saves/
#1412 [09:35] <username> OK
#1413 [09:35] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: it will not work. your port isnt available. im offering to try and fix it using teamviewer since i cant tell where youre going wrong
#1414 [09:36] <username> Next time I'll remember and I'll keep Mibbit up incase I need it
#1415 [09:36] <n1kkoFTW> dude im on mibbit 24/7
#1416 [09:36] <n1kkoFTW> <<---- no life. :(
#1417 [09:36] <guest-427267-27127> I dont know anything about this teamviewer
#1418 [09:36] <guest-427267-27127> so u can simply do whatever in my pc?
#1419 [09:36] <|Kiikun|> username: if your gonna hang around, change your nick to something identifyable
#1420 [09:37] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: you would see everything i was doing. and all ill be doing is makign sure your port forward is right and that your firewall isnt blocking anything
#1421 [09:38] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: if you wanna take it the long way i can have you pastebin a few things and a screenshot or 3
#1422 [09:38] <n1kkoFTW> do teamviewer
#1423 [09:38] <n1kkoFTW> its way easier
#1424 [09:39] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: its easier cuz you just got to sit back and watch wug do it :P
#1425 [09:39] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1426 [09:39] <|Kiikun|> wb g!
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#1428 [09:39] <n1kkoFTW> wug couldnt solve it either though
#1429 [09:40] <n1kkoFTW> i couldnt, wug couldnt, and people that are paid to solve it couldnt
#1430 [09:40] <BigD> I have a question regarding where the save files are located? I want to transfer my one save file on my one computer to another
#1431 [09:40] <n1kkoFTW> BidD
#1432 [09:40] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: but it works because you uninstalled that mac addresser?
#1433 [09:40] <n1kkoFTW> yeah >_>
#1434 [09:40] <|Kiikun|> BigD: windows, mac or linux?
#1435 [09:40] <BigD> windows
#1436 [09:40] <|Kiikun|> ??> BigD win/.minecraft
#1437 [09:40] <VoxelHead> BigD: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#1438 [09:41] <n1kkoFTW> |Kiikun| isnt that just amaing
#1439 [09:41] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1440 [09:41] <BigD> thanks voxel
#1441 [09:41] <guest-427267-27127> So can you mess up my pc from teamviever?
#1442 [09:41] <|Kiikun|> BigD: your welcome :P
#1443 [09:41] <guest-427267-27127> viewer*
#1444 [09:41] <n1kkoFTW> Voxel is a bot. >_<
#1445 [09:42] <n1kkoFTW> 08:20 VoxelHead Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#1446 [09:42] <n1kkoFTW> wtf does that mean?
#1447 [09:42] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: it woudl be like i was sitting there with you. i COULD do something, but you woudl beable to see me doing it
#1448 [09:42] <username> My new world is awesome
#1449 [09:42] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: ytou get that for repeating characters in a line
#1450 [09:42] <n1kkoFTW> oh, like when i said balls with like, 20 "s" at the end?
#1451 [09:43] <guest-427267-27127> Are you like a trusted person here ?
#1452 [09:43] <n1kkoFTW> |Kiikun| is yes, and you can stop it at any time
#1453 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| is a trusted person here, yes.
#1454 [09:43] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: im voiced arnt i? :P (mib shows it as a speaker)
#1455 [09:43] <guest-427267-27127> Well okay
#1456 [09:43] <|Kiikun|> GreyVulpine: thanks :D
#1457 [09:43] <n1kkoFTW> OMG GreyVulpine
#1458 [09:43] <guest-427267-27127> i'll DL the prog?
#1459 [09:43] <n1kkoFTW> Guess what my problem was. >_>
#1460 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> You solved it?
#1461 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> Do tell.
#1462 [09:44] <n1kkoFTW> I had a mac transformation pack installed.
#1463 [09:44] <username> Greyvulpine?!
#1464 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> Oh don't tell me
#1465 [09:44] <n1kkoFTW> and i uninstalled it, and now minecraft works. >.>
#1466 [09:44] <guest-427267-27127> How do we start the teamview
#1467 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> Hah, well then
#1468 [09:44] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: yes. then run it. once the teamviewer window is open, you will have to pm me the id and pass
#1469 [09:44] <username> If anythings wrong deloete the MC folder
#1470 [09:45] <n1kkoFTW> after all the lost games of solitaire, and failed driver update attempts...
#1471 [09:45] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: /msg |Kiikun| id pass
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#1473 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - Can't say I haven't come across an issue like that. I've had a couple occurances where the custom themes broke minecraft
#1474 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> Just didn't think to connect it to yours
#1475 [09:45] <n1kkoFTW> i guess i should have mentioned i had a custom installed theme. :/
#1476 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> Well, at least it works now
#1477 [09:45] <|Kiikun|> n1kkoFTW: that went beyond a 'theme'
#1478 [09:46] <n1kkoFTW> yeah. lol. this laptop hates java to begin with, so i guess the theme wasnt helping
#1479 [09:46] <n1kkoFTW> |kiikun| lol
#1480 [09:46] <n1kkoFTW> minecraft at 270+ fps is so sexyy
#1481 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> The msg is fed up
#1482 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> :o
#1483 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> sry cant pm u the info
#1484 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> it just doesnt show up after i press enter
#1485 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> did it show up on urs?
#1486 [09:47] * |Kiikun| is connected now
#1486 [09:47] <guest-427267-27127> So how do i use it
#1487 [09:48] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: open your port forward settings
#1488 [09:48] <guest-427267-27127> sec
#1489 [09:48] <guest-427267-27127> gotta go downstairs watch the pw i think
#1490 [09:48] <n1kkoFTW> lol, Wug is gonna be like "O_O wtf." when i tell him
#1491 [09:48] <guest-427267-27127> oh it was on auto login
#1492 [09:48] <guest-427267-27127> so im there
#1493 [09:48] <guest-427267-27127> Btw where can i see waht ur doing?
#1494 [09:48] <|Kiikun|> ok.
#1495 [09:49] <|Kiikun|> i havent done anything yet :P
#1496 [09:49] <guest-427267-27127> Ive logged into my router
#1497 [09:49] <guest-427267-27127> now wut
#1498 [09:49] <|Kiikun|> that was me moving your mouse over the chat input
#1499 [09:49] <|Kiikun|> sit back and watch :P
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#1501 [09:49] <Brocla> Hello
#1502 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> 'lo
#1503 [09:50] <Brocla> Can someone give me a little hand here?
#1504 [09:50] <n1kkoFTW> oh nope
#1505 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> Brocla - With?
#1506 [09:50] <n1kkoFTW> got an error
#1507 [09:50] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#1508 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> Ruh-roh
#1509 [09:50] <Brocla> I try to buy MineCraft trought paypal
#1510 [09:50] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/dbIlwq
#1511 [09:51] <n1kkoFTW> wtf does DIB mean?? >_<
#1512 [09:51] <GreyVulpine> I honestly have not see that error before you, n1kkoFTW.
#1513 [09:51] <Brocla> i put Portugal has country and all the card info all correct, then i advance to the page that says confirm your data and then i lick Buy Now
#1514 [09:51] <Brocla> but everytime i get you were not able to purchase and a Go back to merchant button appears.
#1515 [09:51] <n1kkoFTW> dell tech could figure it out, nor could nvidia tech support figure it out
#1516 [09:52] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - The stack trace shows something to do with the mouse cursor?
#1517 [09:52] <GreyVulpine> That's what I don't get
#1518 [09:52] <n1kkoFTW> its the default cursor...
#1519 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> Brocla - Try a different payment method?
#1520 [09:53] <guest-427267-27127> Hows it going
#1521 [09:53] <guest-427267-27127> Kiikun
#1522 [09:53] <Brocla> How can i?
#1523 [09:53] <Brocla> i dont have moneybooker or visa or AE
#1524 [09:53] <n1kkoFTW> now i got something different >.>
#1525 [09:53] <GreyVulpine> Brocla - Do you have another means of paying? Another credit card?
#1526 [09:53] <Brocla> i have debit card thats why i use paypal has guest.
#1527 [09:53] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/mLBYdJ
#1528 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - That, would be video drivers..
#1529 [09:54] <Brocla> i pay everything like that and it works, i pay my sbot for silkroad i pay proxie i pay other tools all like that.
#1530 [09:54] <n1kkoFTW> they are up to date
#1531 [09:54] <GreyVulpine> Brocla - Try transferring money directly into a paypal account, and use that to pay for minecraft?
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#1533 [09:54] <Brocla> i tried to pay 4 times already without success :s
#1534 [09:55] <n1kkoFTW> i uninstalled them, used driver sweeper to be sure they were 100% gone, and re-installed the up to date ones
#1535 [09:55] <bugweiser> hi i've gotta problem caused this, the "application ran out if memory"
#1536 [09:55] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - The, 'unable to accelerate pixel format' error usually points to an underpowered card, or a video driver issue that doesn't support the OpenGL needed
#1537 [09:56] <n1kkoFTW> would updating DirextX help at all?
#1538 [09:56] * todd [todd@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1539 [09:56] <GreyVulpine> MInecraft doesn't use DirectX at all
#1540 [09:56] <n1kkoFTW> and i would dare say that a GTX460M is underpowered
#1541 [09:56] <n1kkoFTW> oh
#1542 [09:56] <n1kkoFTW> :P
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#1544 [09:56] <GreyVulpine> You're sure minecraft is using the nvidia card?
#1545 [09:57] <n1kkoFTW> yes
#1546 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> And you're absolutely, 100% sure you're using the latest drivers available?
#1547 [09:57] <jawz> how much obsideon do you need to make a portal to the neter
#1548 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> jawz - Depends on the design you want
#1549 [09:57] <n1kkoFTW> im using the latest OEM provided drivers
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#1551 [09:57] <GreyVulpine> Original design takes 12 obsidian
#1552 [09:57] <jawz> the one you use the least obsideon
#1553 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> er, wait.. 14 obsidian
#1554 [09:58] <jawz> is 14 the least
#1555 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> The least obsidian design takes 10
#1556 [09:58] <jawz> i have 10
#1557 [09:58] <jawz> obsideon
#1558 [09:58] <Brocla> as much as i love this game i cannot pay for it :s
#1559 [09:58] <GreyVulpine> Basically, make an opening that is 2 wide, and 3 high.
#1560 [09:59] <GreyVulpine> But cut the corners
#1561 [09:59] <jawz> k
#1562 [09:59] <jawz> bye
#1563 [09:59] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/pcHgO7
#1564 [09:59] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - the OEM drivers? or the drivers provided by nvidia?
#1565 [09:59] <n1kkoFTW> thats a pic of GLView
#1566 [09:59] <n1kkoFTW> OEM drivers, the Nvidia drivers dont work
#1567 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> I can't read that
#1568 [10:00] <n1kkoFTW> ok, hang on...
#1569 [10:00] <GreyVulpine> If you're using the OEM drivers, chances are they're out of date
#1570 [10:01] <n1kkoFTW> yeah, they are out of date. :/
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#1572 [10:01] <n1kkoFTW> but its the latest they have
#1573 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> Bleh
#1574 [10:01] <n1kkoFTW> the drivers from the nvidia site give me a compatibility error
#1575 [10:01] <GreyVulpine> That.. sucks.
#1576 [10:03] <n1kkoFTW> so im pretty much just SOL?
#1577 [10:03] <n1kkoFTW> :/
#1578 [10:03] <GreyVulpine> nvidia should provide older versions of drivers, have you checked for that?
#1579 [10:03] <n1kkoFTW> yeah, i talked to a nvidia tech, and he gave me, like 10 different ones to try
#1580 [10:03] <n1kkoFTW> none worked. :/
#1581 [10:03] <|Kiikun|> ok.. this guest doesnt have anything extra blockign ports... and still cant get server ports open...
#1582 [10:04] <guest-427267-27127> :(
#1583 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> |Kiikun| - Router has a public IP?
#1584 [10:04] <GreyVulpine> Check the WAN ip
#1585 [10:04] <|Kiikun|> GreyBot: its one of those that doesnt actually use the IPs
#1586 [10:05] <|Kiikun|> its liek BTHome...
#1587 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> Westell?
#1588 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> Or one of those el-cheapo ones?
#1589 [10:05] * tyteen4a03 [tyteen4a03@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1590 [10:05] <guest-427267-27127> Thomson
#1591 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, that would be another one
#1592 [10:05] <guest-427267-27127> So there's no way?
#1593 [10:05] <GreyVulpine> Version of windows?
#1594 [10:05] * |Kiikun| wonders if the computer just isnt visible in the dropdown...
#1594 [10:06] <guest-427267-27127> 7 64bit
#1595 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Windows firewall down?
#1596 [10:06] * |Kiikun| is connected via teamviewer right now
#1596 [10:06] <|Kiikun|> tris that
#1597 [10:06] <guest-427267-27127> we took it down yes
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#1599 [10:06] <n1kkoFTW> LWJGL: 2.4.2 <<---- just realized that was out of date
#1600 [10:06] <n1kkoFTW> let me try updating it
#1601 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Hmm.
#1602 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Triple check the ip address of the computer on the front page of the router
#1603 [10:06] <|Kiikun|> waaait...
#1604 [10:06] <GreyVulpine> Sometimes the ip doesn't match up with the computer name
#1605 [10:06] <|Kiikun|> guest-427267-27127: takign mouse again.
#1606 [10:07] <guest-427267-27127> k
#1607 [10:07] <severance> I wonder why mojang wouldn't push updated LWJGL through updater asap
#1608 [10:07] <severance> it makes no fucking sense to me
#1609 [10:07] * AuBot kicked severance from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#1611 [10:07] <GreyVulpine> severance - Was asked, compatibility and other issues were raised
#1612 [10:07] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#1613 [10:07] <severance> 2.4.2 has bugs
#1614 [10:08] <GreyVulpine> Indeed it does
#1615 [10:08] <severance> sigh
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#1617 [10:08] <n1kkoFTW> nope
#1618 [10:08] <n1kkoFTW> updating it didnt work
#1619 [10:08] <n1kkoFTW> :/
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#1621 [10:09] <kermit> Hello again
#1622 [10:09] <kermit> .name Brocla
#1623 [10:09] <kermit> o
#1624 [10:09] <kermit> \name Brocla
#1625 [10:09] <GreyVulpine> it's /nick
#1626 [10:10] <Brocla> never got used to mibit.
#1627 [10:10] <Brocla> this is the error i get
#1628 [10:10] <Brocla> Return to merchant and try a different payment method We are not able to process your payment using your PayPal account at this time. Please return to the merchant's website and try using a different payment method (if available).
#1629 [10:10] <GreyVulpine> /nick is a basic IRC command
#1630 [10:10] <n1kkoFTW> i googled the could not allocate DIB section
#1631 [10:10] <n1kkoFTW> and this is all i got ---> http://slick.javaunlimited.net/viewtopic.php?t=1340
#1632 [10:11] <GreyVulpine> Yeah, Brocla, could you try a different payment method? Try creating a paypal account and linking your bank account/debit card to it, so you can transfer money to it directly.
#1633 [10:11] <Brocla> you cannot link debit cards to paypal i thibk
#1634 [10:11] <Brocla> think*
#1635 [10:11] <n1kkoFTW> yeah you can
#1636 [10:11] <n1kkoFTW> my debit is linked
#1637 [10:12] <n1kkoFTW> it may depend on the bank
#1638 [10:12] <n1kkoFTW> and Brocla, depending on the bank, you may need to have them unblock purchases from foriegn countries
#1639 [10:12] <GreyVulpine> You're not doing anything special with Window's display options now, right?
#1640 [10:13] <n1kkoFTW> thats what i had to do, cause apparently, i was making a payment to a company in Swenden. >_<
#1641 [10:13] <Brocla> i can buy from germany without any problems
#1642 [10:13] <n1kkoFTW> no, its all normal.
#1643 [10:13] <GreyVulpine> Don't have any sort of accessibility option that's enabled..
#1644 [10:13] <n1kkoFTW> i have UAC off....
#1645 [10:13] <n1kkoFTW> thats about it
#1646 [10:13] <n1kkoFTW> everything else is basically default
#1647 [10:13] <GreyVulpine> Lemme have a gander at windows 7's control panel, see if anything pops out
#1648 [10:14] <n1kkoFTW> ok, i have a custom start orb button though. >_<
#1649 [10:14] <|Kiikun|> cant figure it out.
#1650 [10:15] <|Kiikun|> and forgot i have to be at work in 45 minutes
#1651 [10:15] <guest-427267-27127> Okay thanks tho
#1652 [10:15] <guest-427267-27127> :(
#1653 [10:15] <guest-427267-27127> Maybe ill try changing the divice simply?
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#1655 [10:16] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - Control panel -> ease of use -> Make the mouse easier to use -> default to regular white?
#1656 [10:17] <n1kkoFTW> yup
#1657 [10:17] <guest-427267-27127> So after all this work, i wont have a server T-T
#1658 [10:17] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - Go down to Mouse options, what is the scheme loaded right now?
#1659 [10:18] <|Kiikun|> i msure it has omething to do with the port forwarding. but im stumped as to wwhere
#1660 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> er, mouse settings
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#1662 [10:18] <n1kkoFTW> uhhh. hang on
#1663 [10:18] <GreyVulpine> Er, then "pointers"
#1664 [10:18] <n1kkoFTW> let me type this to you....
#1665 [10:18] * |Kiikun| tosses on uniform and runs out door!
#1665 [10:18] * GreyVulpine waves
#1665 [10:18] * mib_4gvg6a [mib_4gvg6a@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1666 [10:18] <n1kkoFTW> Unable to connect to the Synaptics Pointing Device Driver
#1667 [10:19] <mib_4gvg6a> i need help :(
#1668 [10:19] <jawz> after i went in the nether my screen is super laging
#1669 [10:19] <GreyVulpine> Huh, that's.. never a good message.
#1670 [10:19] <guest-427267-27127> jawz, new pc helps :D
#1671 [10:19] <mib_4gvg6a> mine just crashes
#1672 [10:19] <n1kkoFTW> the nether is hell.... why is hell in a kids game??
#1673 [10:19] <mib_4gvg6a> i deleted the bin and let it re-update but it still crashes
#1674 [10:20] <jawz> so i cant fix it
#1675 [10:20] <jawz> it only lags in that world
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#1677 [10:20] <mib_4gvg6a> my pc is custom, i used to do a server, the pc is fine
#1678 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_4gvg6a - Do you get any error reports?
#1679 [10:20] <mib_4gvg6a> yea
#1680 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_4gvg6a - If you do, can you post them at www.pastebin.com and share the link with us?
#1681 [10:20] <mib_4gvg6a> i sent it to mojang support
#1682 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - Your mouse drivers installed?
#1683 [10:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_4gvg6a - Please share them with us here... using pastebin.com
#1684 [10:20] <n1kkoFTW> im looking that up
#1685 [10:21] <mib_4gvg6a> okies
#1686 [10:21] <guest-427267-27127> I'll just carry on on my survival map
#1687 [10:21] <Hittmo> Hello Mincrafters. I have som trouble with Minecraft. I get the message "out of memory" is there annyt solutions to that ?
#1688 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Hittmo - If you're on a 64 bit OS, install 64 bit java
#1689 [10:22] <GreyVulpine> Hittmo - If you're on 32 bit, then there's not much you can do
#1690 [10:22] <Hittmo> ok ill try that ty=)
#1691 [10:22] <jawz> how do you mine glowstone
#1692 [10:23] <n1kkoFTW> Grey, Im updating the Driver from the Dell site. there is an update, but its from january. O_O
#1693 [10:23] <severance> !isdown
#1694 [10:23] <GreyBot> severance: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1695 [10:23] <mib_4gvg6a> its on pastebin.com
#1696 [10:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_4gvg6a - And the link?
#1697 [10:23] <n1kkoFTW> and its for my touch pad. I dont even use it. So would turning it off potentially fix the problem?
#1698 [10:23] <mib_4gvg6a> http://pastebin.com/DK3FtNXZ
#1699 [10:23] <mib_4gvg6a> thre ya go
#1700 [10:23] <VoxelHead> mib_4gvg6a: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#1701 [10:23] <VoxelHead> mib_4gvg6a: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#1702 [10:24] <Brocla> my card says Maestro not mastercard fck me
#1703 [10:24] <jawz> how do mine glowstone
#1704 [10:24] <mib_4gvg6a> okeis
#1705 [10:24] <n1kkoFTW> go up to it and hit it....
#1706 [10:24] <mib_4gvg6a> ill give it a try, thanx m8
#1707 [10:25] <n1kkoFTW> huh... hang on
#1708 [10:25] <jawz> can i use my hand to mine glowstone
#1709 [10:25] <mib_4gvg6a> yea it workin, thanx :) although i have to play offline haha
#1710 [10:25] <mib_4gvg6a> wont sign me in, typical :P
#1711 [10:25] <n1kkoFTW> GreyVulpin, I disabled my touchpad (FN+F12) and it started right up...
#1712 [10:26] <mib_4gvg6a> you use laptop? dude??!!
#1713 [10:26] <n1kkoFTW> yeah
#1714 [10:26] <mib_4gvg6a> tut tut
#1715 [10:26] <mib_4gvg6a> custom built pc specifically for minecraft lol
#1716 [10:27] <n1kkoFTW> Im getting the DIB error again GV >_<
#1717 [10:27] <n1kkoFTW> lol
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#1719 [10:28] <Hittmo> updating to java 64bit did not help=(
#1720 [10:28] <jawz> why is it so laging when i leave the neter
#1721 [10:28] <mib_4gvg6a> laters greyvulpine, you been most helpful :D
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#1724 [10:31] <n1kkoFTW> error after error after error....
#1725 [10:32] <Hittmo> problem with memory=( did not work updating java=(
#1726 [10:32] <n1kkoFTW> i have an error that no one here has seen before
#1727 [10:32] <Hittmo> hmm what error?
#1728 [10:33] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/QzKvTD
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#1730 [10:33] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/Paz7Nc
#1731 [10:33] <n1kkoFTW> and that
#1732 [10:33] <n1kkoFTW> i get both randomly
#1733 [10:34] <Hittmo> is open GL on?
#1734 [10:34] <n1kkoFTW> yes
#1735 [10:34] <Hittmo> try to turn it off
#1736 [10:34] <n1kkoFTW> i cant even get in game
#1737 [10:34] <Hittmo> it might be a solution
#1738 [10:34] <Hittmo> oh:S thats strange
#1739 [10:35] <n1kkoFTW> wait, thats not true.
#1740 [10:35] <n1kkoFTW> i can play on my integrated graphics, at a smooth 15fps. >_>
#1741 [10:35] <n1kkoFTW> well... maybe not
#1742 [10:35] <n1kkoFTW> :(
#1743 [10:35] <Hittmo> well as long as you get in to the game and get to options you can try to turn open gl off
#1744 [10:35] <n1kkoFTW> it wont log me in
#1745 [10:36] <Hittmo> is this a downloaded or in browser?
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#1747 [10:36] <ferdinand> hello?
#1748 [10:36] <n1kkoFTW> download
#1749 [10:36] <n1kkoFTW> browser fails to work for me
#1750 [10:36] <ferdinand> does anyone know how to tell if my account is premium
#1751 [10:36] <ferdinand> ?
#1752 [10:36] <n1kkoFTW> on all 4 of them
#1753 [10:36] <n1kkoFTW> did you buy the game?
#1754 [10:36] <n1kkoFTW> ferdinand?
#1755 [10:37] <ferdinand> i thought id id
#1756 [10:37] <ferdinand> but i can't get on to a clans server
#1757 [10:37] <ferdinand> and it says my account isn't premium
#1758 [10:37] <Hittmo> ok=/ have you tried another browser?
#1759 [10:37] <ferdinand> im just wondering if its a bug or what
#1760 [10:37] <ferdinand> ?
#1761 [10:37] <ferdinand> im technically retarded
#1762 [10:37] <n1kkoFTW> did the purchase go through?
#1763 [10:37] <ferdinand> minecraft.net
#1764 [10:37] <ferdinand> umm
#1765 [10:37] <ferdinand> i bought the game a long time ago
#1766 [10:37] <n1kkoFTW> ive tried firefox, safarie, chrome and ie
#1767 [10:37] <ferdinand> oh
#1768 [10:37] <ferdinand> i think i have the standalone thing
#1769 [10:38] <ferdinand> or whatever its aclled
#1770 [10:38] <n1kkoFTW> now i cant connect to minecraft.net
#1771 [10:38] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#1772 [10:38] <n1kkoFTW> hmm, turning it off has seemed to work once
#1773 [10:38] <n1kkoFTW> let me try again.
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#1775 [10:39] <Hittmo> can i play the browser version in full screen?
#1776 [10:40] <n1kkoFTW> i dont think you can
#1777 [10:40] <Hittmo> hmm =/
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#1779 [10:41] <n1kkoFTW> 08:55 VoxelHead The Enter key is not punctuation. If you have a lot to say, please put it on one line.
#1780 [10:41] <n1kkoFTW> what does that mean? lol
#1781 [10:42] <n1kkoFTW> all i want to do is play on my nvidia card
#1782 [10:42] <n1kkoFTW> why is it causing such a big problem?
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#1786 [10:43] <n1kkoFTW> brb, gotta restart my system, i forgot i updated some of my drivers
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#1788 [10:43] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
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#1792 [10:46] <Jademalo> Can anyone give me a hand? I'm having a really weird chunk graphic problem
#1793 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Got a screenshot?
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#1795 [10:47] <Jademalo> well
#1796 [10:47] <Jademalo> a descruiption is better
#1797 [10:47] <GreyVulpine> Describe away
#1798 [10:47] <Jademalo> screenshots can't really show it
#1799 [10:47] <Thar> Is there a side, where I can get help regarding mods?
#1800 [10:47] <Jademalo> essentially, after a while, chunks will stop updating graphically. However, they will update physically. For example, I can place blocks, they are there, but invisible. Saving and going back in doesn't help the issue, but closing and reopening minecraft does
#1801 [10:48] <GreyVulpine> Thar - #risucraft
#1802 [10:48] <Jademalo> ive tried fresh installs of minecraft, java, graphics drivers, underclocking, overclocking, and this happens both on MP and SP
#1803 [10:48] <n1kkofTW> ok, GreyVulpin
#1804 [10:48] <Jademalo> It also gets progressively worse as time goes on
#1805 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - Hmm, Try toggling some of the video options in minecraft? Advanced OpenGL?
#1806 [10:49] <n1kkofTW> I updated the mouse drivers, and what did you want me to do in the mouse settings?
#1807 [10:49] <Jademalo> tried it.
#1808 [10:49] <Jademalo> no difference
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#1810 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> n1kkofTW - Nothing in mouse settings, just wanted to confirm that the scheme for mouse pointers isn't set to something special
#1811 [10:49] <Thar> ty
#1812 [10:49] <n1kkofTW> i have it set to none
#1813 [10:49] <GreyVulpine> Alright..
#1814 [10:49] <n1kkofTW> like, its a Win95 scheme now
#1815 [10:49] <n1kkofTW> lol
#1816 [10:50] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - Hmm, and you've done a complete uninstall and reinstall of java? Ensuring that you're getting the right java for the right OS?
#1817 [10:50] <Jademalo> Yep.
#1818 [10:50] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - 32 bit java for 32 bit OS, 64 bit java, etc, etc.
#1819 [10:50] <n1kkofTW> and for some reason, i cant figure out how to make my Nvidia the primary display adapter
#1820 [10:51] <Jademalo> I've even tried it on my SSD using that minecraft portable thing, and I get the same issue
#1821 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> n1kkofTW - Yeah, just need to make an exception in the nvidia control panel.
#1822 [10:51] <Jademalo> 64bit Win7
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#1824 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Ensure java.exe or whatever is listed for nvidia/optimus/whatever
#1825 [10:51] <Jademalo> I mean, my specs are way over the top for the game, i5-2500k and GTX570
#1826 [10:51] <Jademalo> what do you mean?
#1827 [10:51] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - Did you install only the 64 bit java for your 64 bit operating system?
#1828 [10:52] <Jademalo> Yeah
#1829 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> Java 1.6 or 1.7?
#1830 [10:52] <GreyVulpine> Note that 1.7 has known compatibility issues with minecraft
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#1832 [10:53] <Jademalo> 6
#1833 [10:54] <mib_hm288x> uhhh my computer is unable to get the input stream for iwjil.jar.pack would the update for adobe reader do anything?
#1834 [10:54] <n1kkofTW> oh i give up
#1835 [10:54] <GreyVulpine> mib_hm288x - Nope. Check your security software or firewall, make sure java isn't blocked
#1836 [10:54] <mib_hm288x> me?
#1837 [10:54] <n1kkofTW> still, the stupid DIB section.
#1838 [10:55] <n1kkofTW> wtf is that even? >_>
#1839 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - And your video drivers, you've updated them from your video manufacturer's site?
#1840 [10:55] <Jademalo> Yep
#1841 [10:55] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - Hmm...
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#1843 [10:57] <n1kkofTW> now the pixel format error
#1844 [10:57] <n1kkofTW> what in the hck is going on...
#1845 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> n1kkofTW - video drivers, most likely
#1846 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - No mods? No special texture packs?
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#1848 [10:57] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - How much RAM do you have on the system?
#1849 [10:57] <n1kkofTW> is there no way to force install the latest 280.26 driver?
#1850 [10:58] <GreyVulpine> Don't know, never needed to try
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#1853 [10:59] <mib_403nkv> Hello
#1854 [10:59] <mib_403nkv> are you here?
#1855 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> Nope. We're all dead
#1856 [10:59] <Jademalo> 4gb
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#1858 [10:59] <mib_403nkv> I have question
#1859 [10:59] <GreyVulpine> We have answers
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#1861 [10:59] <mib_hm288x> How would i get to that? oh and i dont have the beta for minecraft...
#1862 [10:59] <Thar> When I am on #risucraft it always says "can't send to channel" when I send something :,(
#1863 [10:59] <n1kkofTW> they need to get this sorted out
#1864 [10:59] <n1kkofTW> its rediculous
#1865 [10:59] <mib_403nkv> when i want run minecraft i wen to multiplayer join server then i get java fail
#1866 [11:00] <Jademalo> ive tried using the graphics patcher to set 512, 1024, the one in the middle of that and 2048, 2048,
#1867 [11:00] <Jademalo> anything more than that and it cant allocate enough memory
#1868 [11:00] <Jademalo> but still the same issues
#1869 [11:00] <mib_403nkv> how this?
#1870 [11:00] <n1kkofTW> hm, would PhysX have anything to do with it?
#1871 [11:00] <Hittmo> omg now im starting to get angry here. I stil get the message Out of memory. Ive done every thing i have read to do. What is wrong??? :S
#1872 [11:00] <boghog> anyone know a good scheme to keep my minecraft saves dir synced between multiple computers (running a mix of windows and linux)?
#1873 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - How about trying it with only default texture packs?
#1874 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - ie, no patching at all
#1875 [11:01] <Jademalo> Still the same issue.
#1876 [11:01] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - A complete, fresh install of minecraft does the same thing?
#1877 [11:01] <Jademalo> The one thing I havent tried is optimine..
#1878 [11:01] <Jademalo> Yep.
#1879 [11:02] <mib_hm288x> help
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#1881 [11:03] <mib_403nkv> some can german?
#1882 [11:03] <jawz> my minecraft keeps saying out of memory
#1883 [11:03] <GreyVulpine> jawz - Nothing you can do about the out of memory errors, just wait for the next patch
#1884 [11:04] <jawz> my minecraft keeps saying out of memory
#1885 [11:04] <n1kkofTW> Ich werde Google Translate, um zu versuchen und helfen Ihnen
#1886 [11:04] <jawz> k
#1887 [11:04] <Hittmo> when dose the next patch come?
#1888 [11:04] <mib_403nkv> yesterday it wokrs
#1889 [11:04] <GreyVulpine> Hittmo - Sometime this month.
#1890 [11:04] <mib_hm288x> unable to get the input stream for
#1891 [11:05] <n1kkofTW> Sprich deutsch, wenn sie es für Sie einfacher zu tippen macht
#1892 [11:05] <Hittmo> omg!! just great
#1893 [11:05] <mib_hm288x> iwji.jar.pack
#1894 [11:05] <Thar> I can speak/write german
#1895 [11:05] <mib_403nkv> Ehm mein minecraft geht nicht da kommt immer wen ich auf einen server betrete geht es kurz und dan ein error
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#1897 [11:06] <Robin_Dude> Hello?
#1898 [11:06] <Thar> when he tries to get on a server it works for a short time and then he gets an error...
#1899 [11:06] <mib_hm288x> i dont have the beta only classic
#1900 [11:06] <Robin_Dude> i have a question :(
#1901 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> Hittmo - If you're running a 64 bit OS, uninstall all previous versions of java before installing only the 64 bit version of java
#1902 [11:06] <n1kkofTW> Was bedeutet die Fehlermeldung sagen?
#1903 [11:06] <GreyVulpine> That'll force minecraft to use the 64 bit version of java
#1904 [11:06] <n1kkofTW> lol google translate FTW
#1905 [11:07] <Thar> what does the erormessage tell?
#1906 [11:07] <Hittmo> ok ill try that. again
#1907 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> Thar - What error?
#1908 [11:07] <Robin_Dude> The game refuses to load for me
#1909 [11:07] <Thar> *errormessage
#1910 [11:07] <mib_403nkv> 1 moment
#1911 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> Robin_Dude - Do you get any error messages?
#1912 [11:07] <Robin_Dude> no
#1913 [11:07] <n1kkofTW> I got this Thar. <3
#1914 [11:07] <GreyVulpine> Robin_Dude - What happens, exactly?
#1915 [11:07] <n1kkofTW> lol
#1916 [11:07] <Robin_Dude> i tried loading classic since i havent bought it yet
#1917 [11:07] <Thar> I just try to translate from english to german :D
#1918 [11:07] <Robin_Dude> and rather than load
#1919 [11:07] <mib_hm288x> this isnt helping
#1920 [11:07] <Robin_Dude> its just a black screen
#1921 [11:07] <Thar> and german to english
#1922 [11:07] <Thar> sry
#1923 [11:08] <n1kkofTW> lol, i have two google translate tabs open. one from german to english, and english to german
#1924 [11:08] <GreyVulpine> Robin_Dude - Try a complete uninstall/reinstall of java, followed by a video driver update for your system from your video card manufacturer's website
#1925 [11:08] <n1kkofTW> haha
#1926 [11:08] <mib_hm288x> ...................................
#1927 [11:08] <Robin_Dude> i got it to load once and it immediately said "the game broke!"
#1928 [11:08] <Thar> I still can't send anything on risucraft...
#1929 [11:08] <Thar> but I saw you trying it GreyVulpine
#1930 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> Thar - try a different web client.
#1931 [11:09] <n1kkofTW> GreyVulpine, they need to run some sort of registry cleaner before they re-install java.
#1932 [11:09] <n1kkofTW> idk, it wouldnt work for me until i did.
#1933 [11:09] <GreyVulpine> Thar - http://www.esper.net/publicirc.php
#1934 [11:09] <n1kkofTW> :P
#1935 [11:10] <mib_403nkv> INternal exeption: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#1936 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_403nkv - Usually points to a server problem
#1937 [11:10] <mib_403nkv> Internal exeption: java.net.SocketTimeoutException: Read timed out
#1938 [11:10] <GreyVulpine> mib_403nkv - Try a different server
#1939 [11:10] <mib_403nkv> can it be hamachi?
#1940 [11:10] <mib_403nkv> problem?
#1941 [11:11] <n1kkofTW> Können Sie spielen Single Player mit sich irgendwelche Probleme?
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#1943 [11:11] <mib_403nkv> Ich kann single player ohne probleme spielen
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#1945 [11:12] <Jademalo> GreyVulpine - Optimine seems to alleviate the problem, but now I'm very curious as to what it actually is
#1946 [11:12] <GreyVulpine> Jademalo - I.. couldn't tell you right now.
#1947 [11:12] <n1kkofTW> Dann wird der Fehler aus dem Multiplayer-Server kommen. Versuchen Sie die Anmeldung an eine andere.
#1948 [11:13] <mib_403nkv> and what happen i cant log in o,o
#1949 [11:14] <n1kkofTW> Wenn sie sagt, es kann keine Verbindung zu minecraft.net, drücken Sie einfach noch einmal versuchen, und es sollte funktionieren.
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#1951 [11:16] <n1kkofTW> Wenn das immer noch nicht, schließen Sie das Startprogramm, und öffnen Sie es erneut.
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#1953 [11:17] <mib_1xxufy> hallo
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#1955 [11:17] <Robin_Dude> on the game loading screen, what does it mean by "Press B!"
#1956 [11:17] <mib_1xxufy> hello cacn someone help me?
#1957 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> B is the inventory window for minecraft classic
#1958 [11:18] <Robin_Dude> ah
#1959 [11:18] <mib_1xxufy> i have difficulties starting up minecraft
#1960 [11:18] <Robin_Dude> it still wont load for me
#1961 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - Describe the difficulties?
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#1964 [11:18] <zucchini> im stuck at launch screen....i put in my username and password...it says logging in and stays there.any teps?
#1965 [11:18] <mr_pants> ehhh
#1966 [11:18] <GreyVulpine> Robin_Dude - Did you try both uninstall/reinstalling java, and your video drivers?
#1967 [11:18] <zucchini> tips*
#1968 [11:18] <Robin_Dude> still the black box
#1969 [11:19] <mr_pants> i got one qns
#1970 [11:19] <Robin_Dude> yeah
#1971 [11:19] <mr_pants> why does my minecraft everytime play halfway than crash?
#1972 [11:19] <mib_1xxufy> if i try to logg in it says that i didnt download the file?
#1973 [11:19] <mr_pants> and on the desktop will have one error report
#1974 [11:19] <GreyVulpine> Robin_Dude - Could you bring up the java console (icon in the lower right, looks like a coffee cup), copy everything there as minecraft loads, and paste it at www.pastebin.com
#1975 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Paste the error report to www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it once you submit it
#1976 [11:20] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - What does it say to the left of "not downloaded"?
#1977 [11:21] <mib_1xxufy> quote: cant connect to minecraft.net and beneith the buttinplay offline comes and says: not downloaded?????
#1978 [11:22] <n1kkoFTW> ok, im re-installing all java, i swear i will get it to work for my nvidia
#1979 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - What operating system are you on?
#1980 [11:22] <mib_1xxufy> windows 7 home premium
#1981 [11:22] <GreyVulpine> Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#1982 [11:23] <mib_1xxufy> no its gunner443
#1983 [11:23] <mib_1xxufy> 433*
#1984 [11:23] <mr_pants> ehhh.
#1985 [11:23] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - Is your system time and date correct?
#1986 [11:23] <mr_pants> i cant get it to paste....
#1987 [11:23] <mib_1xxufy> yup
#1988 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - Running any security software? Any firewalls?
#1989 [11:24] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - make sure you're copying from the text file correctly
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#1991 [11:25] <mib_1xxufy> yeah i have mcaffee internet sercurity
#1992 [11:25] <mr_pants> ya
#1993 [11:25] <Lana_Lane> hiya
#1994 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> mib_1xxufy - Could you try disabling the firewall portion of it temporarily and trying minecraft again
#1995 [11:25] <mib_1xxufy> oke i'll try that
#1996 [11:25] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Are you entering it in the text box at www.pastebin.com?
#1997 [11:25] <mr_pants> ya
#1998 [11:25] <mr_pants> but it does not paste LOL\
#1999 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Then it should be pasting....
#2000 [11:26] <Lana_Lane> Is there some sort of textures texturepack-builders can use somewhere?
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#2002 [11:26] <GreyVulpine> Lana_Lane - Usually you can extract the default textures from the minecraft.jar in your .minecraft/bin/ folder
#2003 [11:26] <n1kkoFTW> GreyVulpine, can you take a look at that when you have a spare moment please. ----> http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ee502255.aspx
#2004 [11:27] <n1kkoFTW> thats about all i could find
#2005 [11:27] <n1kkoFTW> :/
#2006 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Try and see if you can paste the error in a seperate text file?
#2007 [11:27] <Lana_Lane> ah ok, i was wondering because I wasnt exactly sure how much space i'd have for certain items and stuff. But i'll look into that.
#2008 [11:27] <mr_pants> ah
#2009 [11:27] <Lana_Lane> thanks!
#2010 [11:27] <mr_pants> how bout i paste the contents in it?
#2011 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> Lana_Lane - All you need to do, is open up minecraft.jar in your compression program of choice. There, you'll see files like terrain.png
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#2013 [11:27] <Lana_Lane> kk
#2014 [11:27] <mib_1xxufy> oke thx dude it works again ur the best :P cya
#2015 [11:28] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2015 [11:28] <mib_1xxufy> ty ty ty ty t y t yt y
#2016 [11:28] <mib_1xxufy> cya
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#2020 [11:29] <mr_pants> http://pastebin.com/LgbWWFsx
#2021 [11:29] <mr_pants> done
#2022 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Update your nvidia video drivers from nvidia's site
#2023 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> http://www.nvidia.com/Download/index.aspx?lang=en-us
#2024 [11:30] <mr_pants> ohhh
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#2026 [11:30] <n1kkoFTW> unless you have a dell. :/
#2027 [11:30] * GreyVulpine kicks n1kkoFTW
#2027 [11:30] <mr_pants> im using an GTX260LOL
#2028 [11:30] <Kali> http://mibpaste.com/8Z9HdF
#2029 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> No jinxing it!
#2030 [11:30] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
#2031 [11:31] <mr_pants> GTX260*
#2032 [11:31] <mr_pants> ehh..
#2033 [11:31] <mr_pants> wat does the update affect my minecraft?
#2034 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> Kali - Looks like something is blocking port 25565? Did you port forward?
#2035 [11:31] <Kali> Yes
#2036 [11:31] <Kali> The serveur has been up for over a month
#2037 [11:31] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - Minecraft needs the latest OpenGL, that only your video drivers can provide
#2038 [11:31] <Kali> Lately it hates me =/
#2039 [11:32] <n1kkoFTW> what version of openGL should we be running?
#2040 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> Kali - Where is this server hosted?
#2041 [11:32] <Kali> On my laptop
#2042 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - Whatever your video card can support
#2043 [11:32] <mr_pants> ah kk
#2044 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Kali - Triple check the port forwarding pages. Ensure you're using the correct ip address, and that it hasn't changed
#2045 [11:33] <n1kkoFTW> i have 4.1 at the moment
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#2047 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft requires, at minimum, 1.3/1.4
#2048 [11:33] <n1kkoFTW> wtf. -.-
#2049 [11:33] <n1kkoFTW> then the problem is whatever a DIB section is/does
#2050 [11:33] <GreyVulpine> So, basically, any dedicated card within the last 5-7 years should be able to handle it fine
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#2052 [11:34] <mr_pants> i tot my minecraft hate meee
#2053 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> mr_pants - It doesn't. Your video card hates minecraft right now.
#2054 [11:34] <GreyVulpine> Update it, and it'll be fine
#2055 [11:34] <mr_pants> LOL
#2056 [11:34] <mr_pants> kk
#2057 [11:34] <mr_pants> thx":)
#2058 [11:34] <Kali> I restarted the router, serveur, computer, deleted the port forward settings and re adding them
#2059 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Kali - "(16:22:52) Port Check: Unable to init port 25565, maybe open already!"
#2060 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Kali - You're only running one instance of the server, correct?
#2061 [11:35] <Kali> I only have 1 server
#2062 [11:35] <GreyVulpine> Okay, just had to make sure...
#2063 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> No firewall/security software installed on the computer that may be blocking java all of a sudden?
#2064 [11:36] <Kali> No, I enabled it on the program
#2065 [11:36] <n1kkoFTW> thats the only thing i havent tried
#2066 [11:36] <n1kkoFTW> firewall. >_<
#2067 [11:36] <GreyVulpine> firewall wouldn't explain any of your problems n1kkoFTW.
#2068 [11:36] <n1kkoFTW> ok
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#2070 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> It's just.. your video card setup, and... whatever that poor laptop was configured with..
#2071 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft hates it
#2072 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> Kali - Operating system?
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#2074 [11:37] <Kali> My laptop?
#2075 [11:37] <GreyVulpine> Yes
#2076 [11:37] <Kali> I have Windows7
#2077 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> Checked task manager? ensured only one java process is running in processes tab?
#2078 [11:38] <n1kkoFTW> seems as though the pixel format error is gone
#2079 [11:38] <n1kkoFTW> we fixed that
#2080 [11:38] <GreyVulpine> 'fixed'
#2081 [11:38] <Kali> I'll look
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#2084 [11:39] <lilybet> can someone chek my server plz. it is not working again
#2085 [11:40] <lilybet> it always stop working. the ip never allways work
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#2087 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> lilybet - Check your port forwarding. Ip may have changed
#2088 [11:40] <lilybet> how do if do that plz
#2089 [11:40] <lilybet> i*
#2090 [11:40] <GreyVulpine> How did you port forward in the first place?
#2091 [11:40] <tdude373> I bought minecraft yesterday but my account is still regular help
#2092 [11:41] <lilybet> ah!!
#2093 [11:41] <GreyVulpine> tdude373 - With what did you pay it with?
#2094 [11:41] <tdude373> money
#2095 [11:41] * GreyVulpine facepalms
#2095 [11:41] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#2096 [11:41] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#2097 [11:41] <n1kkoFTW> i literally, lol'd
#2098 [11:41] <Lana_Lane> orly? i bought it with Cole :P
#2099 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> I meant, method of payment. Credit card? debit? gift card? Did you use paypal? Moneybookers?
#2100 [11:42] <tdude373> credit card
#2101 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> What method of payment, and what service did you use?
#2102 [11:42] <lilybet> etc. ect
#2103 [11:42] <Lana_Lane> coleslaw
#2104 [11:42] <lilybet> bananas
#2105 [11:42] <GreyVulpine> tdude373 - Did you receive any confirmation emails for payment?
#2106 [11:43] <tdude373> not yet
#2107 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> tdude373 - I'd call up your credit card's customer support number, found on the back of the card, and check to see if there's a transaction recorded for Mojang AB
#2108 [11:43] <n1kkoFTW> why is minecraft so mean to my laptop? :(
#2109 [11:43] <GreyVulpine> If there isn't, then the transaction never made it through
#2110 [11:43] <tdude373> k
#2111 [11:44] <n1kkoFTW> gah, 15 minutes till nvidia live chat support is up
#2112 [11:44] <n1kkoFTW> >.<
#2113 [11:45] <Kali> Only 1 Java is running
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#2115 [11:45] <Jademalo> Back, been doing some tests with OptiFine. it seems to help the situation, but not fix it entirely. Also, i'm having a lot of out of memory errors now.
#2116 [11:46] <n1kkoFTW> holy... i just watched the 365 Days of GodCraft video
#2117 [11:46] <n1kkoFTW> O_O
#2118 [11:48] <lilybet> how does i find my ip??
#2119 [11:48] <GreyVulpine> Your local or public ip?
#2120 [11:49] <lilybet> online
#2121 [11:49] <lilybet> publi
#2122 [11:49] <lilybet> c
#2123 [11:49] <GreyVulpine> http://www.whatismyip.com/
#2124 [11:49] <lilybet> thanks
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#2127 [11:51] <lilybet> u guy always help evrytime
#2128 [11:51] <lilybet> thanks very muchoo
#2129 [11:51] * GreyVulpine tips hat
#2129 [11:51] <lilybet> lol :D
#2130 [11:51] <n1kkoFTW> java hates my pc to begin with. >_>
#2131 [11:51] <n1kkoFTW> everything fails.
#2132 [11:51] <GreyVulpine> Your laptop hates minecraft and java...
#2133 [11:51] <sigurd> i have a problem downloading and installing it on windows 7
#2134 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> Please elaborate sigurd.
#2135 [11:52] <n1kkoFTW> oh thats cute
#2136 [11:52] <n1kkoFTW> it worked
#2137 [11:52] <n1kkoFTW> once
#2138 [11:52] <sigurd> it wont download
#2139 [11:52] <GreyVulpine> sigurd - Won't download how? Are you able to get the launcher? Are you able to log in?
#2140 [11:53] <Kali> I only have 1 Java program running
#2141 [11:53] <sigurd> i can login and play online
#2142 [11:53] <GreyVulpine> sigurd - By "Play online", you mean play on the website?
#2143 [11:53] <sigurd> yes
#2144 [11:54] <GreyVulpine> sigurd - And with the downloaded client, how far do you get?
#2145 [11:55] <sigurd> to were it begins to download, but it wont get further
#2146 [11:56] <GreyVulpine> Hmm..
#2147 [11:57] <GreyVulpine> Possible causes, a security software/firewall is blocking Java/minecraft; a ! mark in your windows username; or your video drivers/java is out of date.
#2148 [11:58] <sigurd> i will try to cange that
#2149 [11:58] <sigurd> thanks for the help
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#2151 [11:59] <GreyVulpine> \o
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#2153 [11:59] <Morrolan> o/
#2154 [12:01] * aikaramba [aikaramba@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2155 [12:02] <GreyVulpine> Hmm, over 60k emails in support@mojang.
#2156 [12:02] * piratfisk [piratfisk@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2157 [12:03] <n1kkoFTW> O.o
#2158 [12:03] <n1kkoFTW> one of those is mine :D
#2159 [12:03] <GreyVulpine> Last count as of a few hours ago
#2160 [12:03] <n1kkoFTW> !!!!!!!!!!!!
#2161 [12:03] <Morrolan> GreyVulpine: Haha, geezus. :D
#2162 [12:04] <n1kkoFTW> 11:02 VoxelHead Seriously; don't repat characters like that. It's rude. (If you pasted something, don't do that either. Use pastebin.
#2163 [12:04] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#2164 [12:04] <Morrolan> Do you happen to know how old the oldest one of them is?
#2165 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> automated message
#2166 [12:04] <GreyVulpine> No idea Morrolan, didn't ask further.
#2167 [12:04] <n1kkoFTW> i know. lol
#2168 [12:04] <Morrolan> I guess there'll be a lot of duplicates, but it's intense. oO
#2169 [12:05] <n1kkoFTW> 10:51 VoxelHead The Enter key is not punctuation. If you have a lot to say, please put it on one line.
#2170 [12:05] <n1kkoFTW> what does that one mean?
#2171 [12:05] <Morrolan> if
#2172 [12:05] <Morrolan> you
#2173 [12:05] <Morrolan> do
#2174 [12:05] <Morrolan> this
#2175 [12:05] * GreyVulpine kicks
#2175 [12:05] <Morrolan> See? :D
#2176 [12:05] <Morrolan> I guess I could have also explained it, but, well. :p
#2177 [12:05] <Morrolan> Also, Grey, statistics say I've got a rather high word-per-line count, so I'm allowed to do this once. :p
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#2179 [12:06] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#2180 [12:06] <GreyVulpine> Pfft
#2181 [12:06] <n1kkoFTW> so, the nvidia tech support is a chick
#2182 [12:06] <n1kkoFTW> and she sounds sexy. >_<
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#2185 [12:11] <Trolololololz> Lil help with tech problem? D:
#2186 [12:11] <Trolololololz> Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 02/09/11 17:10 Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1 Java: 1
#2187 [12:11] <n1kkoFTW> yeh
#2188 [12:11] <n1kkoFTW> :/
#2189 [12:11] <n1kkoFTW> update them?
#2190 [12:12] <Trolololololz> No drivers available
#2191 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> How did you check?
#2192 [12:12] <Trolololololz> Went to my Motherboard and graphics card sites
#2193 [12:12] <Trolololololz> nothing :/
#2194 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> Give us a dxdiag?
#2195 [12:12] <GreyVulpine> ??> Trolololololz win/dxdiag
#2196 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Trolololololz: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2197 [12:12] <VoxelHead> Trolololololz: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#2198 [12:13] <n1kkoFTW> *sigh* VoxelHead you sexy bot you. <3
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#2200 [12:15] <deathfromab> hey guys i load up minecraft and try to start up a world and minecraft completly closes down after it almost loads the world can anyone help me
#2201 [12:16] <Trolololololz> http://pastebin.com/ihkwsBBM
#2202 [12:16] <Trolololololz> uninstall and reinstall?
#2203 [12:16] <GreyVulpine> Doesn't look like any video drivers are installed on your system Trolololololz.
#2204 [12:17] <Morrolan> Heh, seems there's not driver installed yet.
#2205 [12:17] <Trolololololz> D:
#2206 [12:17] <Trolololololz> Stoopid PC -.-'
#2207 [12:17] <Morrolan> Ninjaed, AND misspelled "no"
#2208 [12:17] <Trolololololz> I knew it was bad but... D:
#2209 [12:17] <GreyVulpine> Looks like... Nvidia geforce 4 MX AGP?
#2210 [12:17] <n1kkoFTW> Trolololololz, dont feel bad.
#2211 [12:17] <n1kkoFTW> my PC is most likely worse
#2212 [12:17] <Trolololololz> Probably. I know its an AGP, and that its NVIDIA, and i also know that my PC sucks balls :p
#2213 [12:18] <Trolololololz> They dont even make AGP's any more :D
#2214 [12:18] <n1kkoFTW> oO
#2215 [12:18] <Trolololololz> I cant rune Facebooka dn iTunes at the same time either -.-' D:
#2216 [12:18] <Trolololololz> nad*
#2217 [12:18] <Trolololololz> and*
#2218 [12:18] <Trolololololz> furr -.-'
#2219 [12:18] <n1kkoFTW> damn....
#2220 [12:18] <n1kkoFTW> lol Voxel just sent you a nice message
#2221 [12:18] <Trolololololz> so i need to find video card drivers?
#2222 [12:19] <n1kkoFTW> Trolololololz contact nvidia tech support
#2223 [12:19] <n1kkoFTW> they will find one for you
#2224 [12:19] <GreyVulpine> Trolololololz - yes.. try these drivers? http://www.nvidia.com/object/winxp_2k_93.71_2.html
#2225 [12:19] <Trolololololz> Fingers crossed :)
#2226 [12:20] <deathfromab> i cant find in my the unistall.exe file or find it on program files
#2227 [12:20] <n1kkoFTW> i have everything crossed. I said prayers, went to church, did my chores, and still minecraft doesnt work. :(
#2228 [12:20] <n1kkoFTW> Jesus hate meh.
#2229 [12:20] <Trolololololz> Did you try double clicking it? xD
#2230 [12:21] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#2231 [12:21] <Trolololololz> *Sigh* i officially hate Microsoft
#2232 [12:21] <GreyVulpine> Microsoft has nothing to do with your error. It's between java, nvidia, and your aging video card
#2233 [12:22] <Trolololololz> Put on system updates that made my Win7 invalid. NVIDIA drivers wont install untill im valid -.-' I don't have the key because I got rid (noob moment on my part)
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#2235 [12:23] <namehere> ??< teamviewer
#2236 [12:26] <Trolololololz> I think the drivers will work when I redo my Win7 stuff. Cheers guys <3
#2237 [12:27] <n1kkoFTW> FML
#2238 [12:27] <n1kkoFTW> >_>
#2239 [12:27] * mib_ax5sja [mib_ax5sja@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2240 [12:28] <mib_ax5sja> hg
#2241 [12:28] <mib_ax5sja> j
#2242 [12:28] <mib_ax5sja> ygj
#2243 [12:28] <n1kkoFTW> O.o
#2244 [12:28] <n1kkoFTW> NVIDIA tech support lady: Please submit a bug report so we can include a fix in our next driver.
#2245 [12:29] <n1kkoFTW> Me: I can only use OEM provided drivers though
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#2247 [12:29] <n1kkoFTW> Tehc Support lady: I am sorry, we cannot help you then.
#2248 [12:29] <n1kkoFTW> fantastic.
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#2250 [12:32] <GreyVulpine> n1kkoFTW - What model laptop did you say you had again?
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#2252 [12:33] <sheep> Hi
#2253 [12:33] <sheep> For some reason, Minecraft lags on my laptop. But it shouldn't because I have i7 and a good videocard etc.
#2254 [12:33] <n1kkoFTW> Alienware M17xR3
#2255 [12:33] <n1kkoFTW> BIOS A08
#2256 [12:33] <sheep> It doesn't matter if the videosettings are low or high, it will always lag on the same way..
#2257 [12:34] <n1kkoFTW> sheep, how much RAM you got?
#2258 [12:34] <sheep> uhmm..
#2259 [12:34] <sheep> Not sure..
#2260 [12:35] <sheep> 6.00 GB ram
#2261 [12:35] <n1kkoFTW> java, video drivers up to date?
#2262 [12:36] <sheep> Newest java version. drivers all updated..
#2263 [12:36] <n1kkoFTW> openGL? is it on or off?
#2264 [12:37] <sheep> Oh, yeah, what is that actually btw?
#2265 [12:37] <sheep> I will try change it, maybe it will help
#2266 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> Advanced OpenGL is occlusion culling
#2267 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_surface_determination#Occlusion_culling
#2268 [12:38] <sheep> It didn't help
#2269 [12:38] <sheep> So it doesn't matter if it's on or off..
#2270 [12:38] <GreyVulpine> Basically taking off some of the work for the GPU, by using the CPU to determine what is 'visible' to render
#2271 [12:39] <n1kkoFTW> open GL is a must if your like me, and you need to play on integrated and not your 460M. >_>
#2272 [12:39] <GreyVulpine> sheep - What version of java are you on?
#2273 [12:40] <sheep> The newest, I guess..
#2274 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> And that would be...?
#2275 [12:40] <GreyVulpine> ?? java/version
#2276 [12:40] <VoxelHead> java/version: You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#2277 [12:40] <VoxelHead> java/version: http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#2278 [12:41] <sheep> I'm trying to reinstall it.
#2279 [12:41] <n1kkoFTW> Optimus is dumb. -.-'
#2280 [12:43] <sheep> Java SE 6 Update 27
#2281 [12:43] <sheep> Still lags :(
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#2283 [12:43] <sheep> I've also tried to change the resolution
#2284 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> sheep - Are you on a 64 bit OS?
#2285 [12:43] <sheep> Yes
#2286 [12:43] <GreyVulpine> Have you tried uninstalling all older versions of java, and only installing the 64 bit version of java?
#2287 [12:43] <sheep> I just bought this laptop
#2288 [12:44] <sheep> Oh, wait. I see I have the 32 bits version
#2289 [12:44] <sheep> But how do I get the 64 bits?
#2290 [12:45] <GreyVulpine> http://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp
#2291 [12:45] <sheep> Thanks :D
#2292 [12:45] <sheep> I'll try
#2293 [12:47] <sheep> Okay, now I only need to delete the other versions..
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#2296 [12:50] <guest-0-65248> Okay, I deleted the older version
#2297 [12:51] <guest-0-65248> Still no succes..
#2298 [12:51] <Sheeep> I really have no idea what to do..
#2299 [12:51] <Sheeep> I tried almost everyhting..
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#2301 [12:52] <Conyers0184> Hey, anyone here familiar with PermissionsBukkit?
#2302 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> Conyers0184 - You may be better off in #permissions or #bukkit
#2303 [12:53] <GreyVulpine> Sheeep - video drivers totally up to date? You're not forcing any sort of special setting in the video card's control panel, right?
#2304 [12:53] <Sheeep> Not sure..
#2305 [12:54] <Conyers0184> Thanks again Grey!
#2306 [12:54] <Morrolan> Conyers0184: Respectively #permissionsex if you use that plugin. If it's just for superperms without any plugin then try #bukkit :)
#2307 [12:55] <Conyers0184> Thanks! It's the plugin PermissionsBukkit v1.2k - Official Default Groups Plugin [1000]
#2308 [12:56] <Morrolan> Ah, that one, not sure if it has an IRC channel of its own, the guys in #bukkit might now.
#2309 [12:56] <Conyers0184> Kk, many thanks!
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#2312 [13:07] <ollie> hi, can u help me with something
#2313 [13:07] <ollie> hello?
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#2315 [13:10] <n1kkoFTW> GreyVulpine, who could i contact other than support@mojang.com about my issue?
#2316 [13:10] <n1kkoFTW> oh hes gone. :(
#2317 [13:11] <n1kkoFTW> Morrolan?
#2318 [13:11] <n1kkoFTW> AG_Scott??
#2319 [13:11] <n1kkoFTW> :(
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#2322 [13:19] <hello> hi, i know this isnt the right place to ask but..... does anyone know a good tech suport chanel, that might know about itunes?
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#2324 [13:20] <hello> this is the only chanel i know
#2325 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> itunes?
#2326 [13:20] <n1kkoFTW> contact apple?
#2327 [13:20] <hello> mmmmm
#2328 [13:20] <hello> i rather not :P
#2329 [13:21] <sj> okay does any 1 know where to dowload a 32 bit thing for windows some 1 told me but i forgot wut it was called
#2330 [13:22] <n1kkoFTW> sj, describe the "thing"
#2331 [13:22] <munkeys> i got a new laptop and i get 50 fps on minecraft on the highest setting :P
#2332 [13:22] <n1kkoFTW> was it called java?
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#2334 [13:23] <sj> video card driver?
#2335 [13:23] <n1kkoFTW> what video card do you have?
#2336 [13:24] <havok> ok guys i need help i tried buying the game with my debit card and it said it would not take it try and diff card so i tried it with my credit card and now it says i am disabled
#2337 [13:24] <havok> what can i do to fix this
#2338 [13:24] <sj> idk but is says Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. this can usually be fixed by updating your video card driver and some one said they dont think i have 1 i need the website
#2339 [13:26] <sj> ??
#2340 [13:29] <sj> n1kkoftw??
#2341 [13:31] <n1kkoFTW> sorry
#2342 [13:31] <sj> got anything
#2343 [13:31] <n1kkoFTW> lets see if i can do this right. >.< hang on
#2344 [13:31] <n1kkoFTW> >?? sj win/dxdiag
#2345 [13:32] <n1kkoFTW> aw, it didnt work. :(
#2346 [13:32] <n1kkoFTW> ok, sj
#2347 [13:32] <sj> yah
#2348 [13:33] <n1kkoFTW> go to <start<right click on computer< and click manage
#2349 [13:33] <n1kkoFTW> you are on windows 7 correct?
#2350 [13:33] <sj> yep
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#2352 [13:33] <n1kkoFTW> ok, follow those instructions.
#2353 [13:33] <sj> ok
#2354 [13:34] <n1kkoFTW> on the left, do you see where it says device manager?
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#2356 [13:34] <sj> where?
#2357 [13:34] <n1kkoFTW> on the left side, it will say "Device Manager"
#2358 [13:35] <sj> got it
#2359 [13:35] <unders_rike> can i ask in this channel dev questions (NBT file format)?
#2360 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> click that
#2361 [13:35] <sj> k
#2362 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> do you see where it says display adapters?
#2363 [13:35] <sj> now?
#2364 [13:35] <sj> now?
#2365 [13:35] <sj> and now wut
#2366 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> click on the little arrow to expand the menu
#2367 [13:35] <n1kkoFTW> and tell me what you see
#2368 [13:36] <sj> o srry my thing just worked
#2369 [13:36] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
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#2371 [13:36] <sj> i c a lot of things
#2372 [13:37] <the_lolslayer> awww dudes
#2373 [13:37] <n1kkoFTW> under the sub menu for display adapters?
#2374 [13:37] <the_lolslayer> i've got a question *_*
#2375 [13:37] <sj> standard vga graphics adapter
#2376 [13:37] <n1kkoFTW> ok
#2377 [13:37] <n1kkoFTW> thats it?
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#2379 [13:37] <sj> yah
#2380 [13:38] <n1kkoFTW> O_O
#2381 [13:38] <n1kkoFTW> what model pc/laptop is it?
#2382 [13:38] <sj> idk how do u figure tht out its an lg ik tht
#2383 [13:39] <n1kkoFTW> do you have teamviewer?
#2384 [13:39] <sj> no
#2385 [13:39] <n1kkoFTW> sec,
#2386 [13:39] <n1kkoFTW> http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2387 [13:40] <the_lolslayer> dudes...how the hell it comes when i'm running the game it always lags >.<
#2388 [13:40] <the_lolslayer> got any suggestion? >.<
#2389 [13:40] <n1kkoFTW> bad video card?
#2390 [13:40] <the_lolslayer> probably :P
#2391 [13:40] <n1kkoFTW> you need to update your drivers?
#2392 [13:41] <n1kkoFTW> could be a number of things
#2393 [13:41] <the_lolslayer> nope, these r alreasy updated
#2394 [13:41] <the_lolslayer> may it be an interference between the firewall and jawa?
#2395 [13:41] <the_lolslayer> it is possible? :O
#2396 [13:42] <n1kkoFTW> it would have even let you on if it was that i dont think
#2397 [13:42] <n1kkoFTW> maybe though, its worth a try
#2398 [13:42] <the_lolslayer> yep :P
#2399 [13:42] <n1kkoFTW> sj, you there? o.O
#2400 [13:42] <sj> yah its downloadin
#2401 [13:42] <sj> g
#2402 [13:42] <n1kkoFTW> ok
#2403 [13:43] <sj> its open it has an id and a password
#2404 [13:43] <n1kkoFTW> pm me the id and password
#2405 [13:43] <sj> how
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#2407 [13:44] <sj> how do u personal message
#2408 [13:44] <n1kkoFTW> i sent you a PM, look near the top of your screen
#2409 [13:44] <n1kkoFTW> it should say my name
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#2413 [13:45] <fhfghfgh> .
#2414 [13:46] <pacifistcottage> Hello everyone. Is anyone actually here? I am having issues getting Minecraft to run on Lion, and don't really know where to go for help.
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#2416 [13:49] <pacifistcottage> I'll just throw my question out there, and if anyone wants to help, you can just shout it out. :)
#2417 [13:50] <pacifistcottage> When I try to launch Minecraft under Lion on a MacBook Pro 7.1, it just hangs on launch, bouncing endlessly in the Dock. Once I click on it with the mouse, it just disappears. It never gets far enough into the launch to show up in Activity Monitor or display its Application Menu at the top of the screen. I just updated Java, and that did not help. It worked fine on the same MBP under Snow Leopard. Any suggestions would be
#2418 [13:52] <unders_rike> java update to which version?
#2419 [13:52] <pacifistcottage> 1.6.0_26
#2420 [13:52] <pacifistcottage> this one: http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1421
#2421 [13:53] <unders_rike> if you said "1.7" i knew the problem
#2422 [13:53] <pacifistcottage> yeah, no still Java SE 6
#2423 [13:54] <pacifistcottage> and most of the problems I have read that other people have had is bad performance, etc. AFTER launch. I haven't read anything about anyone else having issues with it not launching at all...
#2424 [13:58] <pacifistcottage> well, anyway, I have to run. if anyone who is idling reads my question and thinks you might have an answer, feel free to drop me a quick email at pacifistcottage at gmail dot com. I would be eternally grateful! Thanks, and everyone have a good one.
#2425 [13:58] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: Do you know how to operate terminal?
#2426 [13:58] <pacifistcottage> oh hey, good timing. :)
#2427 [13:58] <pacifistcottage> yes, somewhat, from linux experience.
#2428 [13:58] <Morrolan> It might be worth a shot to run Minecraft.jar through it, so it'll spit out an error.
#2429 [13:59] <Morrolan> So just grab minecraft.jar from minecraft.net/download.jsp and run it with these arguments:
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#2431 [13:59] <Morrolan> "java -cp minecraft.jar net.minecraft.LauncherFrame"
#2432 [14:00] <Morrolan> It might then give you an error in the terminal, paste it on www.pastebin.com for example and post the link to it here.
#2433 [14:00] <Morrolan> Also, since you have to run, feel free to do this another time. :)
#2434 [14:00] <pacifistcottage> no, I have a couple minutes. I would like to get it knocked out now, if possible.
#2435 [14:00] <pacifistcottage> I really appreciate it, by the way.
#2436 [14:01] <pacifistcottage> ok, so the Launcher came up ok, and the terminal has a java.io.FileNotFoundException
#2437 [14:01] <pacifistcottage> let me copy it to pastebin really quick
#2438 [14:02] <Morrolan> Hmm, does it happen to complain about "lastlogin" missing?
#2439 [14:02] <pacifistcottage> yep, that's exactly it. it's a fairly short error message, but that is the extent of it
#2440 [14:02] <Morrolan> Also, try to log in now, and look if it throws another exception. :)
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#2442 [14:03] <Morrolan> I assume it'll just complain about that missing file since it might be the first time launching.
#2443 [14:03] <tec55> my minecraft can't connect to minecraft.net
#2444 [14:03] <Morrolan> tec55: Did it ever work before?
#2445 [14:03] <tec55> yes
#2446 [14:04] <Morrolan> tec55: Ok. Is your system time and date correct?
#2447 [14:04] <tec55> yes
#2448 [14:05] <Morrolan> Does your Windows username happen to contain a '!' ?
#2449 [14:05] <pacifistcottage> ok, so it worked after it logged in, but Minecraft.app still will not launch. Am I just going to have to stick to launching through the .jar file?
#2450 [14:05] <mib_0vs8ms> Can one of u help me I played a world and saved the game and quit and then next day I was playing minecraft and restarted my computer and then my world disappear
#2451 [14:05] <tec55> yes
#2452 [14:06] <tec55> i mean no
#2453 [14:06] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: Hmm, you could try to mark it as an executable:
#2454 [14:06] <Morrolan> ??> pacifistcottage mac/permissions
#2455 [14:06] <VoxelHead> pacifistcottage: (mac/permissions) You need to open Applications, go to Utilities, open Terminal, and run the following command (assuming you put Minecraft into Applications):
#2456 [14:06] <VoxelHead> pacifistcottage: (mac/permissions) chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/JavaApplicationStub
#2457 [14:06] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: If that doesn't work just stick with the .jar launcher, it's essentially the same.
#2458 [14:06] <Morrolan> tec55: Ok. Open https://login.minecraft.net in your browser. Does it say 'bad login' ?
#2459 [14:06] <Morrolan> ??> mib_0vs8ms nullsave
#2460 [14:06] <VoxelHead> mib_0vs8ms: (nullsave) If your computer unexpectedly died, and your Minecraft world suddenly no longer works, try loading it (the world) in MCEdit, and resaving the world. This is known to sometimes fix the problem.
#2461 [14:07] <VoxelHead> mib_0vs8ms: (nullsave) MCEdit can be found at http://is.gd/rnBfkU-
#2462 [14:07] <Morrolan> mib_0vs8ms: Follow the instructions VoxelHead gave you please.. )
#2463 [14:07] <Morrolan> :) *
#2464 [14:07] <tec55> yes
#2465 [14:07] <mib_0vs8ms> ok
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#2467 [14:08] <chlo133> help !!!
#2468 [14:08] <Morrolan> tec55: Hmm. Try this here please: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
#2469 [14:08] <Morrolan> tec55: It will then show you an error in the console. Paste that error on www.pastebin.com and give us the link please.
#2470 [14:08] <Morrolan> chlo133: With what do you need help?
#2471 [14:09] <chlo133> thanks i can't log onto any server
#2472 [14:10] <pacifistcottage> boom, voxelhead, your suggestion nailed it. everything seems to be good now.
#2473 [14:10] <tec55> i do not understand.
#2474 [14:10] <pacifistcottage> thank you very much!
#2475 [14:10] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: Heh, that's good to hear. :)
#2476 [14:11] <Morrolan> chlo133: What does it say if you try to?
#2477 [14:11] <Morrolan> tec55: What exactly don't you understand=
#2478 [14:11] <Morrolan> ?*
#2479 [14:11] <pacifistcottage> guys, I hate to get my help and run, but I really do have to go. Just let me know thank you thank you thank you. I am eternally grateful for both of your help! :)
#2480 [14:11] <chlo133> do yea play minecraft ???
#2481 [14:12] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: Vox is a bot, but I will pat him a bit. :)
#2482 [14:12] <Morrolan> pacifistcottage: Also, have a nice day, and have fun playing. :)
#2483 [14:12] <pacifistcottage> wow, surprisingly accurate advice for a bot. :)
#2484 [14:12] <n1kkoFTW> Morrolan, is there anyone i can contact other than the support@mojang.com about my problem?
#2485 [14:13] <mib_0vs8ms> guys i have no world to load such i deleted the world
#2486 [14:13] <Morrolan> n1kkoFTW: Depends on your problem. If it's a technical question then nope.
#2487 [14:13] <pacifistcottage> anyway, thanks again. everyone take care, and have an awesome holiday weekend (for those in the U.S.)!
#2488 [14:13] <Morrolan> mib_0vs8ms: You deleted it? So the worlds folder is empty=
#2489 [14:13] <Morrolan> ?*
#2490 [14:13] <chlo133> it says something about connection lost and stuff all the time
#2491 [14:13] <n1kkoFTW> Morrolan, its the unsolvable problem
#2492 [14:13] <n1kkoFTW> like, literally, un solvable.
#2493 [14:13] <tec55> I don't know what that means
#2494 [14:14] <Morrolan> chlo133: Try to connect to "minecraft.lethal-zone.eu" (without the quotes), just to be sure.
#2495 [14:14] <mib_0vs8ms> no the word disappear i didnt deleted it but ž
#2496 [14:14] <Morrolan> n1kkoFTW: That's a very precise description. :)
#2497 [14:14] <chlo133> ok
#2498 [14:14] <Morrolan> mib_0vs8ms: So, when you open MCEdit, doesn't it show you any worlds to open?
#2499 [14:14] <mib_0vs8ms> no
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#2501 [14:15] <n1kkoFTW> http://mibpaste.com/O4ZD7s
#2502 [14:15] <n1kkoFTW> morrolan, thats the error
#2503 [14:15] <n1kkoFTW> >_<
#2504 [14:15] <DOGSOLDIER> I NEED HELP
#2505 [14:15] <chlo133> minecraft.lethal-zone.eu worked
#2506 [14:17] <DOGSOLDIER> every time i login it it says not downloaded
#2507 [14:17] <Morrolan> chlo133: In this case it must be an issue of the servers you tried to connect to.
#2508 [14:17] <Morrolan> DOGSOLDIER: What happens after you press "login" then?
#2509 [14:17] <Morrolan> ??> mib_0vs8ms win/.minecraft
#2510 [14:17] <VoxelHead> mib_0vs8ms: (win/.minecraft) To get at Minecraft's locally stored files on Windows, press Win+R, and in the window that appears, type "%AppData%", and click OK. The folder you want is ".minecraft".
#2511 [14:18] <Morrolan> mib_0vs8ms: IN the folder VoxelHead linked you to is a folder called "saves", look if there is anything in there.
#2512 [14:18] <DOGSOLDIER> says error not downloaded in brackets
#2513 [14:19] <mib_0vs8ms> thank now it is working
#2514 [14:19] <Morrolan> But doesn't it say anything apart from that? Like, you fill in your username and password, hit "login" and then, DOGSOLDIER?
#2515 [14:19] <Morrolan> mib_0vs8ms: Ah, good to hear. .)
#2516 [14:19] <n1kkoFTW> well hell, if i get an error, might as well be one not even the makers of the GPU can fix
#2517 [14:19] <n1kkoFTW> :P
#2518 [14:19] <DOGSOLDIER> oh now it says user nt prem ium
#2519 [14:19] <Morrolan> DOGSOLDIER: And did you buy the game?
#2520 [14:20] <Morrolan> n1kkoFTW: Heh, interesting error, really.
#2521 [14:20] <DOGSOLDIER> do i need to buy the game 4 beta
#2522 [14:20] <Morrolan> DOGSOLDIER: Yes, you do have to buy it in order to play it.
#2523 [14:20] <DOGSOLDIER> oh
#2524 [14:20] <DOGSOLDIER> thanks anyway
#2525 [14:20] <Morrolan> Sure thing, DOGSOLDIER. Have a nice day.
#2526 [14:20] <DOGSOLDIER> il just get the classic
#2527 [14:20] <Morrolan> Or try the demo, if you're on Windows.
#2528 [14:21] <Morrolan> ??> DOGSOLDIER demo
#2529 [14:21] <VoxelHead> DOGSOLDIER: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2530 [14:21] <VoxelHead> DOGSOLDIER: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
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#2532 [14:21] <tec55> my minecraft still will not connect to minecraft.net
#2533 [14:22] <DOGSOLDIER> ok il tey demo thanks
#2534 [14:22] <n1kkoFTW> lol i know morrolan, thank you. :D
#2535 [14:22] <n1kkoFTW> me, greyvulpine, wug. nvidia tech support and alienware tehc support are all stumped.
#2536 [14:24] <Morrolan> tec55: Again, follow the instructions I provided you with earlier.
#2537 [14:24] <Morrolan> If you're stuck somewhere then tell us.
#2538 [14:24] <DOGSOLDIER> oh dear my computer sucks it has trouble playing the classic
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#2540 [14:27] <sj> n1kko done
#2541 [14:27] <tec55> could not find or load main class net.minecraft.launcherframe
#2542 [14:27] <unders_rike> i have a question about "Named Binary Tag specification". When i read / write the length of a string (TAGString / Named Tag), is it its char length or its byte length? IF i :)
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#2545 [14:28] <unders_rike> * 'm in the worng channel, please tell me the right one
#2546 [14:28] <leaper> my game says i cant connect to minecraft so i re-installed it but it wont even download the game again
#2547 [14:28] <Morrolan> unders_rike: Hmm, for this question you might be best of asking in #mcdevs on freenode.
#2548 [14:28] <unders_rike> thx
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#2550 [14:28] <Morrolan> leaper: Is your system time and date correct?
#2551 [14:29] <tec55> leaper same for me!
#2552 [14:29] <leaper> proboboually
#2553 [14:29] <Morrolan> tec55: You did create that .bat file in the same folder as minecraft.jar , right?
#2554 [14:29] <Morrolan> leaper: Could you check?
#2555 [14:29] <Guest38561> whenever i try to run minecraft it always goes to a black or white screen
#2556 [14:29] <Morrolan> Guest38561: Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2557 [14:29] <leaper> what bat file?
#2558 [14:29] <Guest38561> Windows
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#2560 [14:30] <n1kkoFTW> do you have java?
#2561 [14:30] <Guest38561> yeh
#2562 [14:30] <Morrolan> leaper: I was not talking to you, check your system time and date for now. :)
#2563 [14:30] <Morrolan> ??> Guest38561 win/reinst/bat
#2564 [14:30] <VoxelHead> Guest38561: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2565 [14:30] <VoxelHead> Guest38561: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2566 [14:30] <Morrolan> Guest38561: Try VoxelHead's instructions please.
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#2568 [14:30] <n1kkoFTW> Voxel <3
#2569 [14:30] <n1kkoFTW> lol
#2570 [14:31] <keret> hi i need help
#2571 [14:31] <rymate1234> keret, No you don't
#2572 [14:31] <Guest38561> thanks
#2573 [14:31] <tec55> I need to go
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#2575 [14:31] <rymate1234> or do you?
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#2577 [14:32] <keret> im having an issue with the minecraft launcher it says can not load virtual launcher and i cant play any ideas?
#2578 [14:32] <n1kkoFTW> keret, delete your System32.
#2579 [14:32] <n1kkoFTW> NO
#2580 [14:32] <n1kkoFTW> JK dont do that
#2581 [14:33] <keret> so what do i do?
#2582 [14:33] <n1kkoFTW> keret, sec.
#2583 [14:33] <Calinou> n1kkoFTW: this is a bannable offence
#2584 [14:34] <Calinou> keret: try running the launcher with administrator rights
#2585 [14:34] <keret> i am admin on my comp im the only one who uses it here let me type full message
#2586 [14:34] <n1kkoFTW> i said jk. >_<
#2587 [14:35] <keret> java virtual machine launcher- could not create the java virtual machine
#2588 [14:35] <keret> thats the error message with a big red X
#2589 [14:36] <keret> any ideas on what to do?
#2590 [14:37] <keret> hello?
#2591 [14:37] <keret> any one here?
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#2593 [14:37] <rymate1234> keret, do you have java?
#2594 [14:38] <keret> yes and it was working perfectly earlyier but no it no longer works
#2595 [14:39] <Morrolan> keret: You normally get that one when there's not enough RAM available. Try this to launch it with fewer RAM to start with: http://pastebin.com/jP44k5E2
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#2597 [14:39] <sj> n1kko
#2598 [14:39] <keret> its the first timeive every got this message
#2599 [14:40] <sj> look at the pm
#2600 [14:40] <Morrolan> Just try these instructions for now, keret, it's worth a shot.
#2601 [14:40] <keret> ok
#2602 [14:41] <silver_paws> so n1kkoFTW you get any ideas as to whats wrong with my crafting table?
#2603 [14:41] <sj> wait wuts wrong wit it
#2604 [14:42] <sj> silver_paws
#2605 [14:42] <silver_paws> it wont do any combonations that are bigger than the 2x2 box
#2606 [14:43] <keret> morrolan i cant open the minecraf.jar it say the same error message
#2607 [14:43] <sj> delete minecraft redownload minecraft
#2608 [14:43] <Morrolan> keret: And you did launch it as it says in the description?
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#2610 [14:44] <sj> u have to open it wit WINRAR or sum archiver keret
#2611 [14:44] <keret> no when i download it and then tried to open it to do the instrutions i got that error message
#2612 [14:44] <Kidou> Can someone link me to a mod that increases minecraft speed?
#2613 [14:45] <sj> oh
#2614 [14:45] <Kidou> And the mod that gives you weapons
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#2617 [14:48] <Simonious> Thanks AuBot :P
#2618 [14:48] <keret> ... any one can you help my problem?
#2619 [14:49] <Simonious> Not me - I'm hoping to get some help myself :)
#2620 [14:49] <Simonious> Still - what have you got going on?
#2621 [14:49] <charlie> hi all, when playing minecraft if I click on sound or music, the game closes can anyone help?
#2622 [14:50] <silver_paws> ok deleting and reinstalling minecraft did not fix it
#2623 [14:50] <sj> then i dont know
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#2625 [14:50] <sj> did u empty ur trash bin after deleting it
#2626 [14:50] <charlie> i'll try that now tks
#2627 [14:51] <silver_paws> i have deleted and reinstalled minecraft, uninstalled and reinstalled and updated java, updated my video cards
#2628 [14:51] <n1kkoFTW> *sigh* all ive got on the DIB error, is that it has something to do with images
#2629 [14:51] <sj> 9oh
#2630 [14:52] <Simonious> I'm trying to run MC on Linux and I get through the launcher, but never make it to the game, got what look like some Java errors.. I'm looking for ideas what to try next.
#2631 [14:52] <n1kkoFTW> i claim that error, so if anyone else has it, it will be called the FTW error.
#2632 [14:53] <n1kkoFTW> simounious, what version of java do you have?
#2633 [14:53] <silver_paws> deleting minecraft and emptying the recycling bin did not work
#2634 [14:53] <Simonious> java -version
#2635 [14:53] <Simonious> java version "1.6.0_01"
#2636 [14:53] <Simonious> Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_01-b06)
#2637 [14:53] <Simonious> Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 1.6.0_01-b06, mixed mode, sharing)
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#2639 [14:54] <madalynn> guys i am trying to register and all the names are taken any ideas
#2640 [14:55] <n1kkoFTW> is that the lates for linux?
#2641 [14:55] <Simonious> lats?
#2642 [14:55] <Simonious> lates?
#2643 [14:55] <n1kkoFTW> latest?
#2644 [14:55] <n1kkoFTW> g2g
#2645 [14:55] <n1kkoFTW> sorry :/
#2646 [14:55] <Simonious> latest.. uhm I think so, I DLed it yesterday
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#2648 [14:56] <xB3Nx98> hey
#2649 [14:56] <madalynn> can you tell me any cool name cuz every name is taken?
#2650 [14:56] <xB3Nx98> can i get help? :L
#2651 [14:56] <xB3Nx98> that a no?:l
#2652 [14:56] <silver_paws> you can try but ive been here for 3 days and am still trying *twitch*
#2653 [14:57] <xB3Nx98> ikeep getting failed to bind port on my server
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#2655 [15:06] <kermit> hey
#2656 [15:07] <silver_paws> o7
#2657 [15:07] <kermit> i need help i downloaded a texture pack and used it and it wont let me play now the screen goes black
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#2661 [15:13] <TREAD35> My son would like to play this game and I was trying to set it up for him (older free version) to see if he likes it and I can't get it to work pass the controlls screen.
#2662 [15:15] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Assuming you are on Windows you could also try the demo of the current version btw.
#2663 [15:15] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Either way, where exactly are you stuck at?
#2664 [15:16] <Morrolan> For reference's sake, you could get the demo from here:
#2665 [15:16] <Morrolan> ??> TREAD35 demo
#2666 [15:16] <VoxelHead> TREAD35: (demo) Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2667 [15:16] <VoxelHead> TREAD35: (demo) The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
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#2669 [15:18] <TREAD35> Yes windows XP. The top of screen says press esc to release mouse press B! and shows the controls
#2670 [15:18] <mib_2iiaht> can someone help me with minecraft?
#2671 [15:20] <mib_2iiaht> helo?
#2672 [15:20] <Wahrheit|BC> ??>mib_2iiaht help
#2673 [15:20] <Wahrheit|BC> You dont'have a generic help command?
#2674 [15:20] <Wahrheit|BC> failwhale
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#2676 [15:21] <TREAD35> I clicked help ended up here
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#2678 [15:24] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Hmm, and above these instructions it doesn't say anything?
#2679 [15:24] <Morrolan> Wahrheit|BC: What are you looking for? Maybe ?? ask ?
#2680 [15:25] <Morrolan> As in, don't ask to ask etc?
#2681 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> Yeah
#2682 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> ?? ask
#2683 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2684 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> Aha
#2685 [15:25] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2686 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> ?? ask Username
#2687 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> ??>username ask
#2688 [15:25] <Morrolan> Now with a space and you're fine :D
#2689 [15:25] <Morrolan> (after the >)
#2690 [15:25] <Simonious> If there is someone who thinks they can help me get MC running under linux, please send me a PM
#2691 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> ??> username ask
#2692 [15:25] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2693 [15:25] <VoxelHead> username: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2694 [15:25] <Wahrheit|BC> AHA
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#2696 [15:26] <Wahrheit|BC> Cheers Morrolan, bots are weird sometimes
#2697 [15:26] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Respectively, do you see any window above these instructions?
#2698 [15:26] <Morrolan> Wahrheit|BC: Indeed, and they differ from channel to channel. :)
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#2700 [15:26] <Morrolan> There's also ??< to check for yourself, and ??>> to send a notice
#2701 [15:26] <sheep> My Minecraft lags, even though I have a good laptop with i7, a good videocard, etc.
#2702 [15:26] <TREAD35> No nothing above just the header
#2703 [15:26] <Wahrheit|BC> interesting
#2704 [15:26] <Wahrheit|BC> Well my bot is cooler than yours, I guarantee it
#2705 [15:26] <Wahrheit|BC> Mine makes music happen!
#2706 [15:27] <Wahrheit|BC> #sxr-radio
#2707 [15:27] <Morrolan> sheep: You could try to install a mod called 'optifine' , it is known to improve performance a lot.
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#2709 [15:27] <Wahrheit|BC> I think that comes with Spoutcraft too
#2710 [15:27] <Wahrheit|BC> which is cool for extra features on bukkit servers
#2711 [15:27] <sheep> I have the newest version of Java, my drivers are up to date, and it doesn't matter if I make the game run with low videosettings or high, it always lags on the same way...
#2712 [15:27] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Hmm, you do have Java installed I assume?
#2713 [15:28] <Morrolan> sheep: As I said, try your luck with optifine, it's worth a shot. :/
#2714 [15:28] <TREAD35> Yes I checked to make sure it was current
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#2716 [15:30] <Morrolan> TREAD35: Ok. I am not too familiar with classic (the free version on the website) to be honest. You could also try the demo of the current version of Minecraft.
#2717 [15:30] <Morrolan> ?? demo
#2718 [15:30] <VoxelHead> demo: Minecraft now has a demo available. PCGamer's article here: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ gives the details. In short, it has all the tools of Minecraft survival, and 'locks' itself after 90 minutes.
#2719 [15:30] <VoxelHead> demo: The Direct Download link is available here: http://dl.pcgamer.com/minecraft_pcgdemo.exe
#2720 [15:31] <Morrolan> It's available on the link VoxelHead posted above.
#2721 [15:31] <mib_6xopwg> help!!!
#2722 [15:31] <Morrolan> mib_6xopwg: With what exactly do you need help?
#2723 [15:32] <mib_6xopwg> my minecraft crashes when i log in
#2724 [15:32] <Morrolan> Did it ever work before, mib_6xopwg?
#2725 [15:32] <mib_6xopwg> yeah
#2726 [15:34] <TREAD35> Thank you for trying
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#2728 [15:34] <CovertKiller1> i need help
#2729 [15:34] <Morrolan> TREAD35: I suggest you try out the demo for now, because it is much closer to the actual game than the free version on the website.
#2730 [15:34] <Morrolan> (Obviously the demo is also free)
#2731 [15:34] <Morrolan> CovertKiller1: Be a bit more specific please.
#2732 [15:35] <CovertKiller1> morrolan remember that karot guy from earlier with the minecraft launcher problem
#2733 [15:35] <CovertKiller1> its me but i changed the nick so any ideas i tried a lot of stuff didnt work
#2734 [15:35] <Morrolan> CovertKiller1: Uhm "keret" ?
#2735 [15:36] <CovertKiller1> yes
#2736 [15:36] <Morrolan> Ok.
#2737 [15:36] <Morrolan> That's rather strange then. You still get the "could not create java virtual machine" error?
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#2739 [15:37] <CovertKiller1> yea
#2740 [15:38] <Morrolan> CovertKiller1: Did you try to reinstall Java?
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#2743 [15:40] <raisin> i need help
#2744 [15:41] <raisin> hello?
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#2746 [15:41] <raisin> need help
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#2748 [15:41] <Morrolan> raisin: With what do you need help with?
#2749 [15:42] <raisin> i cant run my minecraft
#2750 [15:42] <raisin> i can open the menu to log in but then it stops workin
#2751 [15:43] <keret> Can't connect to minecraft.net
#2752 [15:43] <raisin> what can i do?
#2753 [15:43] <raisin> yes
#2754 [15:43] <Morrolan> raisin: So it says "can't connect to minecraft.net" ?
#2755 [15:43] <raisin> no
#2756 [15:43] <raisin> cant
#2757 [15:43] <Morrolan> What does it say then?
#2758 [15:43] <raisin> n
#2759 [15:43] <raisin> yes
#2760 [15:44] <Morrolan> Ok. Is your system time and date correct?
#2761 [15:44] <raisin> cant connect
#2762 [15:44] <themaxou> a friend account is broken, that say "failed login"
#2763 [15:44] <raisin> what?
#2764 [15:44] <Morrolan> raisin: Is your system time and date correct?
#2765 [15:45] <Morrolan> themaxou: Most likely the password is not correct.
#2766 [15:45] <raisin> yes i guess
#2767 [15:45] <Morrolan> raisin: Does your Windows username happen to contain a '!' ?
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#2769 [15:45] <raisin> my password is correct
#2770 [15:45] <Morrolan> raisin: i was not talking to you.
#2771 [15:45] <raisin> oh
#2772 [15:45] <raisin> ok
#2773 [15:45] <Morrolan> raisin: If a message is prefixed by a name then it's directed at that specific guy. ;)
#2774 [15:46] <Morrolan> themaxou: Are you 100% sure that the password is correct?
#2775 [15:46] <raisin> sorry
#2776 [15:46] <Morrolan> raisin: Does your Windows username happen to contain a '!' ?
#2777 [15:46] <raisin> no
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#2779 [15:53] <raisin> and now?
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#2783 [15:56] <skippydippy> Hello, can anyone help with a "done loading" problem? My minecraft will not load :(
#2784 [15:57] <frogaincia> Is anyone else having issues with buying Minecraft using PayPal?
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#2787 [16:00] <severance> no frogaincia
#2788 [16:00] <frogaincia> Okay, thanks.
#2789 [16:01] <zucchini> does anyone know how to download the offline version of minecraft
#2790 [16:02] <frogaincia> Yeah. Buy the game and at the login screen, there should be a "Download Offline Version" of Minecraft button. I think.
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#2792 [16:02] <mib_du7wjy> i need help
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#2794 [16:02] <CovertKiller1> im back again sorry i lagged so mar any ideas on how to fix the problem?
#2795 [16:03] <frogaincia> With what, mib_du7wjy?
#2796 [16:03] <zucchini> the problem is when i try to login into the launcher it says cant login and under try agian is not downlkoad offling version
#2797 [16:03] <CovertKiller1> i have a problem with launcher its totaly different but i have a problem with in
#2798 [16:03] <frogaincia> Weird. Me too. It usually says "Account not premium".
#2799 [16:04] <zucchini> me too
#2800 [16:04] <frogaincia> What is it?
#2801 [16:04] <CovertKiller1> when ever i try to open minecraft on desktop i get a big red x and an error message
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#2803 [16:04] <frogaincia> Big red X?
#2804 [16:04] <CovertKiller1> yes
#2805 [16:05] <CovertKiller1> heres the error message it gives me
#2806 [16:05] <frogaincia> Weird. I've never heard of that...
#2807 [16:05] <frogaincia> Oh.
#2808 [16:06] <mib_du7wjy> i cant run my minecraft
#2809 [16:06] <mib_du7wjy> i cant connect to minecraft.net
#2810 [16:06] <CovertKiller1> java virtual machine launcher - could not create the java virtual machian
#2811 [16:06] <frogaincia> Oh.
#2812 [16:06] <CovertKiller1> thats the error message i get
#2813 [16:06] <frogaincia> Are you trying to run it with more memory?
#2814 [16:07] <CovertKiller1> i have 1gb of ram it stopped working this morning i dont know why though
#2815 [16:07] <frogaincia> Oh. Try reducing it. That worked for me.
#2816 [16:07] <frogaincia> Ah, I wish I could buy Minecraft.T_T
#2817 [16:08] <CovertKiller1> try reducing what?
#2818 [16:09] <frogaincia> The amount of memory.
#2819 [16:09] <severance> how much RAM does your PC have
#2820 [16:09] <severance> CovertKiller1 ^
#2821 [16:09] <mib_du7wjy> help
#2822 [16:10] <CovertKiller1> 1gb
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#2824 [16:12] <frogaincia> Just try running it with less memory.
#2825 [16:12] <CovertKiller1> how
#2826 [16:13] <frogaincia> Editing the .bat file that you made. If you made one.
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#2828 [16:14] <severance> ??> CovertKiller1 requirements
#2829 [16:14] <VoxelHead> CovertKiller1: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#2830 [16:15] <XavierArmstrong> Having an issue getting minecraft to open up
#2831 [16:15] <CovertKiller1> vocel
#2832 [16:15] <CovertKiller1> voxel*
#2833 [16:16] <CovertKiller1> its ben running fine for 2 months i download something this morning about adobe i think and now it wont run
#2834 [16:16] <CovertKiller1> its was like an adobe update and ever sence then it wont run
#2835 [16:16] <XavierArmstrong> Yea, same here
#2836 [16:16] <XavierArmstrong> It worked then java asked for and update and I updated and now it won't run
#2837 [16:16] <CovertKiller1> same here
#2838 [16:17] <XavierArmstrong> and it's version 1.6 java not 1.7
#2839 [16:17] <XavierArmstrong> It'll run in browser, but not out of browser
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#2841 [16:17] <CovertKiller1> brb
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#2843 [16:24] <frogaincia> I know this is kind of random because I'm new but... Can someone buy a minecraft gift code for me? (I'm unable to for some reason, but I have the money for it) I'll pay you after.
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#2845 [16:28] <XavierArmstrong> Ok, is anyone on here able to help me?
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#2848 [16:34] <unders_rike> bye
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#2853 [16:38] <mib_n0i2mf> hello?
#2854 [16:38] <mib_n0i2mf> epicman
#2855 [16:39] <epicman007> my original copy of minecarft was corrupted, so we deleted it and have tried over and over again to download the files again, but it is not working and don't know who and how to contact anyone
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#2857 [16:46] <Johnnythekid> Is anyone having problems buying Minecraft?
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#2859 [16:51] <Johnnythekid> Nobody?
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#2865 [17:06] <SLNK_x_Zitro> So when i am playing Minecrafts, i can't connect to the internet to play, and when I play offline I was just told that I have a pirated copy., but I purchased the game
#2866 [17:07] <SLNK_x_Zitro> I'm so confused :'(
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#2868 [17:09] <username> How do I installs mods on the linux mint 11 katya?
#2869 [17:09] <username> GreyVulpine? Anyone?
#2870 [17:10] <username> Oh well then
#2871 [17:10] <username> Just have to wait
#2872 [17:11] <username> C'mon someone
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#2875 [17:11] <username> Kiikun Janus?
#2876 [17:11] <username> Grey Vulpine?
#2877 [17:11] <Wug> username: what
#2878 [17:12] <username> How do I install mods on the Linux mint 11 katya?
#2879 [17:12] <username> So wanna find out
#2880 [17:12] <username> I want the TooManyItems mod
#2881 [17:13] <Wug> mod install is the same on all os's
#2882 [17:13] <SLNK_x_Zitro> My Minecraft keeps saying I have an unlicenced copy, yet I bought it.
#2883 [17:13] <Wug> minecraft folder is ~/.minecraft
#2884 [17:13] <Wug> SLNK_x_Zitro: account name please
#2885 [17:13] <username> hOW TO INSTALL THE MOD THOUGH?
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#2887 [17:13] <username> Sorry caps
#2888 [17:13] <Wug> username: look it up on youtube
#2889 [17:13] <Wug> we dont provide mod help here
#2890 [17:13] <username> Jesus christ
#2891 [17:13] <Wug> its in the rules and the topic
#2892 [17:14] <SLNK_x_Zitro> SLNK_x_Zitro is my account name
#2893 [17:14] <Wug> !paid SLNK_x_Zitro
#2894 [17:14] <Wug> have you ever pirated minecraft
#2895 [17:14] <SLNK_x_Zitro> Never
#2896 [17:14] <SLNK_x_Zitro> My friend was the one who refered me
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#2898 [17:15] <Wug> did it work until about a week ago
#2899 [17:15] <SLNK_x_Zitro> It started two days ago
#2900 [17:15] <Wug> java has updated recently
#2901 [17:15] <Wug> I bet your firewall has denied it access
#2902 [17:15] <SLNK_x_Zitro> oh ok
#2903 [17:15] <Wug> did you have to allow it through the firewall before?
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#2905 [17:16] <SLNK_x_Zitro> Is that why I can't connect to minecraft.net?
#2906 [17:16] <Wug> if so, you'll have to do it again, the same way
#2907 [17:16] <Wug> SLNK_x_Zitro: probably
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#2909 [17:16] <SLNK_x_Zitro> Cool, thanks Wug, I will take care of that.
#2910 [17:16] <SLNK_x_Zitro> I appreciate it
#2911 [17:16] <username> How do I backup my minecraft.jar?
#2912 [17:16] <Wug> make a copy of it
#2913 [17:17] <Wug> also, when you inevitably fail the first time and get black screens, do this:
#2914 [17:17] <Wug> ??> username forceupdate
#2915 [17:17] <VoxelHead> username: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2916 [17:17] <VoxelHead> username: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
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#2920 [17:21] <username> Wug Instead of black screen it's white sreen
#2921 [17:22] <Wug> doesnt matter do the same thing
#2922 [17:22] <Wug> this is why we dont help with mods
#2923 [17:22] <Wug> because people break it, ignore the update buttons in the interface, and come to us
#2924 [17:22] <Wug> its a huge waste of time.
#2925 [17:22] <oldtopman> Time for a win/reinst/bat?
#2926 [17:23] <Wug> nah forceupdate's got it
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#2928 [17:23] <willl> can some one help me
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#2930 [17:23] <willl> with mine craft
#2931 [17:24] <Wug> Opeth: u thar
#2932 [17:24] <Opeth> I ther
#2933 [17:24] <Wug> plz help willl
#2934 [17:24] <Wug> I has to go
#2935 [17:24] <willl> ok
#2936 [17:24] <Opeth> Sure.
#2937 [17:24] <Opeth> will - What are you having trouble with?
#2938 [17:25] <willl> when i load minecraft it works untill it stars loading
#2939 [17:25] <Opeth> Loading the world or the game itself?
#2940 [17:25] <Wug> ;kick wug wug is not available right now. please leave a message after the tone.
#2941 [17:25] * WugBot kicked Wug from #minecrafthelp (Reason: wug is not available right now. please leave a message after the tone.)
#2942 [17:25] <oldtopman> /tone
#2943 [17:25] <oldtopman> NO WUG GET IN HERE
#2944 [17:26] <oldtopman> WE'RE ALL ON FIRE
#2945 [17:26] <oldtopman> WE'RE DYING
#2946 [17:26] <willl> and then it loads til about a quater of a inch then it just stays there
#2947 [17:26] <oldtopman> HAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
#2948 [17:26] <Opeth> Heh
#2949 [17:26] <Opeth> willl - Running windows?
#2950 [17:26] <willl> yes
#2951 [17:26] <Opeth> ??> willl win/reinst/bat
#2952 [17:26] <VoxelHead> willl: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2953 [17:26] <VoxelHead> willl: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#2958 [17:28] <will> i tryed doing that and it wouldnt work
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#2960 [17:29] <AG_Scott> What do you mean it wouldn't work?
#2961 [17:29] <mib_ovztds> i need help
#2962 [17:29] <AG_Scott> ??> mib_ovztds ask
#2963 [17:29] <VoxelHead> mib_ovztds: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2964 [17:29] <VoxelHead> mib_ovztds: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2965 [17:29] <will> minecraft being loaded
#2966 [17:29] <mib_ovztds> you know the new download you need for classic
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#2968 [17:30] <will> no
#2969 [17:30] <mib_ovztds> the org.lwjgl.util.appletloader
#2970 [17:30] <mib_ovztds> download
#2971 [17:30] <AG_Scott> mib_ovztds: Classic is browser based and just requires Java and a compatible web browse.r
#2972 [17:30] <oldtopman> no
#2973 [17:31] <will> but i have the paid version
#2974 [17:31] <mib_ovztds> me to
#2975 [17:31] <mib_ovztds> but i got bored
#2976 [17:32] <will> but im trying to get on mine craft and it loads till about quarter of a innch
#2977 [17:32] <mib_ovztds> hit home
#2978 [17:32] <will> and the just stays there
#2979 [17:32] <mib_ovztds> i good trick i found login
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#2981 [17:32] <will> iv tryed that
#2982 [17:33] <mib_ovztds> it works for me???
#2983 [17:33] <will> iv had logined in
#2984 [17:33] <will> and reloin
#2985 [17:33] <mib_ovztds> goto classic
#2986 [17:33] <will> but classic is boring
#2987 [17:33] <mib_ovztds> please help
#2988 [17:34] <mib_ovztds> i need the download
#2989 [17:34] <will> thats what im trying to do is to get help
#2990 [17:34] <mib_ovztds> k
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#2993 [17:35] <mib_ovztds> will
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#2995 [17:36] <mib_bf2jqs> i cant run minecraft in the browser mode
#2996 [17:37] <mib_bf2jqs> can anyone help?
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#2999 [17:37] <mib_ovztds> you need a download called org.lwjgl.util.appletloader i think
#3000 [17:38] * mib_f2l9xh [mib_f2l9xh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3001 [17:38] <mib_f2l9xh> Hi
#3002 [17:38] <mib_bf2jqs> i already updated the lwjgl
#3003 [17:38] <mib_ovztds> i need the download
#3004 [17:38] <mib_f2l9xh> I can't find my server same, help me please!!
#3005 [17:38] <mib_f2l9xh> save
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#3007 [17:39] <mib_ovztds> where is will
#3008 [17:39] <mib_ovztds> WILL WILL
#3009 [17:39] <jean> Hey guys I just downloaded minecraft on my mac and it wont start i need help
#3010 [17:39] <mib_ovztds> WILL
#3011 [17:39] <AG_Scott> jean: Can you be more specific?
#3012 [17:39] <mib_f2l9xh> I lost my server :(
#3013 [17:40] <AG_Scott> mib_ovztds: Stop that.
#3014 [17:40] <mib_ovztds> THAN HELP
#3015 [17:40] <AG_Scott> I don't know what your problem is.
#3016 [17:40] <jean> I unzipped my the file and when I click on the minecraft it wont start
#3017 [17:40] <AG_Scott> So I can't help you.
#3018 [17:40] <mib_f2l9xh> Heeeeelp!??!!?
#3019 [17:40] <AG_Scott> jean: Did you put the Minecraft.app in your Applications folder?
#3020 [17:40] <mib_f2l9xh> Pleeeeease!
#3021 [17:40] <mib_ovztds> who r u
#3022 [17:40] <mib_f2l9xh> Me?
#3023 [17:40] <jean> oh uhmmm no should that help?
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#3025 [17:40] <AG_Scott> jean: Likely not. I'm just asking for reference.
#3026 [17:41] <mib_ovztds> HELP ME JOSHDARNET
#3027 [17:41] <AG_Scott> What happens when you start it?
#3028 [17:41] <mib_bf2jqs> can someone help me to run run minecraft in browser? D:
#3029 [17:41] <mib_f2l9xh> But i can't find my server save, what should i do??
#3030 [17:41] <jean> ok so when I start it the app will usually pop in the dashboard
#3031 [17:41] <jean> but for some reason it doesnt
#3032 [17:41] <AG_Scott> Click the Apple menu > About This Mac
#3033 [17:41] <AG_Scott> What version do you have?
#3034 [17:42] <mib_ovztds> HELP ME DAHMET
#3035 [17:42] <jean> Version 10.5.8
#3036 [17:42] <jean> 2.14 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
#3037 [17:42] <AG_Scott> Mkay. Click the Apple menu and then Software Update
#3038 [17:42] <AG_Scott> install any updates that are available.
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#3040 [17:42] <mib_6nl7tx> Hi
#3041 [17:42] <mib_ovztds> LISTEN TO ME
#3042 [17:42] <jean> already did that and restarted
#3043 [17:42] <AG_Scott> Open a Terminal.
#3044 [17:43] <mib_ovztds> BITCHES
#3045 [17:43] <jean> what does that mean?
#3046 [17:43] <AG_Scott> Click Spotlight icon in the top right and type Terminal
#3047 [17:43] <AG_Scott> You should see it
#3048 [17:43] <montezuma> I have a problem loading up the online version of minecraft. Every time i try to load the page it stops suddenly then continues to use debug mode to try to fix the problem with no results. I have tryed to get it loaded up but there is a brief moment were it looks like its going to work then it goes back to debug mode. I'm running IE 8.
#3049 [17:43] <AG_Scott> if Leopard doesn't have spotlight, click Applications and then Utilities.
#3050 [17:43] <jean> ok what do i do now?
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#3052 [17:44] <AG_Scott> type this: java -version
#3053 [17:44] <AG_Scott> paste the output here please
#3054 [17:44] <willl> please help
#3055 [17:44] <mib_6nl7tx> He busy
#3056 [17:44] <jean> Java(TM) 2 Runtime Environment, Standard Edition (build 1.5.0_30-b03-389-9M3425) Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (build 1.5.0_30-161, mixed mode, sharing)
#3057 [17:45] <willl> please help
#3058 [17:45] <willl> please help
#3059 [17:45] <willl> please help
#3060 [17:45] <willl> please help
#3061 [17:45] <montezuma> dont spam or you wont get any help
#3062 [17:45] <willl> ok
#3063 [17:45] <oldtopman> ??> willl dont/repeat
#3064 [17:45] <VoxelHead> willl: (dont/repeat) There is absolutely no need to repeat messages in IRC. Messages do not 'expire' and unless there is a lot of conversation, your message is not going anywhere.
#3065 [17:45] <VoxelHead> willl: (dont/repeat) Failure to follow this rule is very irritating, clouds the chat, and is almost certain you get you kicked for spamming.
#3066 [17:45] <willl> can you help e
#3067 [17:45] <AG_Scott> jean: Do you know if Mac OS X is 64 bit?
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#3069 [17:46] <willl> please help
#3070 [17:46] <jean> let me try to find out
#3071 [17:46] <kkkevin> i need help
#3072 [17:46] <willl> ok
#3073 [17:46] <mib_bf2jqs> anyone know why i cant run minecraft in browser?...
#3074 [17:47] <montezuma> i'm haveing that same problem
#3075 [17:47] <willl> the same thing here too
#3076 [17:47] <kkkevin> same hear
#3077 [17:47] <montezuma> what browser are you useing mib?
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#3079 [17:47] <jean> it says that core duo is 32bit and CORE 2 Duo is 64bit
#3080 [17:47] <mib_bf2jqs> google chrome
#3081 [17:47] <kkkevin> same
#3082 [17:47] <willl> it wont load all the wall
#3083 [17:47] <willl> vist'
#3084 [17:47] <willl> a
#3085 [17:47] <montezuma> i'm useing IE 8. must be something diffrent bewteen us then
#3086 [17:47] <kkkevin> same
#3087 [17:48] <willl> it wont laod all the way
#3088 [17:48] <mib_bf2jqs> and in the downloaded version it keeps freezeing
#3089 [17:48] <montezuma> is notch's team trying to debug something with the site or something?
#3090 [17:48] <mib_bf2jqs> freezing*
#3091 [17:48] <mib_bf2jqs> for like 5-15 seconds then goes back to normal
#3092 [17:48] <kkkevin> it sayys i ccant play on or offline
#3093 [17:48] <willl> same here
#3094 [17:48] <willl> same
#3095 [17:49] <montezuma> something wierd is going on. sounds like hacks.
#3096 [17:49] <mib_bf2jqs> it freezes for you too will? :O
#3097 [17:49] <montezuma> to me at least
#3098 [17:49] <willl> ya
#3099 [17:49] <mib_bf2jqs> every few minutes or so?
#3100 [17:49] <jean> i stand corrected its 32bit
#3101 [17:49] <jean> :(
#3102 [17:49] <montezuma> i just get a page that says: We were unable to return you to minecraft.net.
#3103 [17:50] <montezuma> everytime i try to load the game up
#3104 [17:50] <montezuma> for the browser
#3105 [17:50] <willl> it stops load ing about a quaarter inch way to
#3106 [17:50] <jean> AG_Scott are you there?
#3107 [17:50] <willl> the main screen
#3108 [17:51] <montezuma> and one more thing prior. I think there is something to do with the bin folders i had because soon after i tryed to find it. it was like it was never there.
#3109 [17:51] <willl> does it stop loading for you guys too
#3110 [17:51] <montezuma> maybe thats got something to do with it?
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#3112 [17:52] <montezuma> the browser version crashed on me before i was trying to figure out what went wrong as well so that might also be another smokeing gun
#3113 [17:52] <montezuma> basicly yeah it stops loading and adds in this: We were unable to return you to minecraft.net.
#3114 [17:52] <jean> Voxelhead? :(
#3115 [17:53] <mib_bf2jqs> when i try to start mine it finishes loading then goes to a permanent white screen
#3116 [17:53] <mib_bf2jqs> D:
#3117 [17:53] <montezuma> i think this is one of thoughs reoccuring problems that they are working on right now
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#3119 [17:53] <montezuma> thats why they aren't answering
#3120 [17:54] <montezuma> I can think of so many posiblies of whats going on and yet i dont have any of the answers
#3121 [17:54] <AG_Scott> jean yes
#3122 [17:54] <AG_Scott> ??> pheleas_frog dont/pm
#3123 [17:54] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#3124 [17:55] <jean> actually i tired something new it did work but now it just says "Login Failed" (not downloaded)
#3125 [17:55] <montezuma> thats weird, it should log you in strait away
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#3127 [17:55] <pheleas_frog> it wont let me play on or offline
#3128 [17:56] <Wug> Wug.value += $800;
#3129 [17:56] <AG_Scott> jean: what did you do differently?
#3130 [17:56] <Wug> pheleas_frog: have you ever pirated minecraft before?
#3131 [17:56] <jean> chmod +x /Applications/Minecraft.app/Contents/MacOS/*
#3132 [17:57] <AG_Scott> Okay.
#3133 [17:57] <jean> at the terminal
#3134 [17:57] <pheleas_frog> ya
#3135 [17:57] <AG_Scott> So you get login failed now when attempting to login?
#3136 [17:57] <Wug> pheleas_frog: you're on windows?
#3137 [17:57] <AG_Scott> @ jean
#3138 [17:57] <pheleas_frog> ya
#3139 [17:57] <Wug> ??> pheleas_frog win/hosts
#3140 [17:57] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/hosts) You may have a problem with your hosts file, which overrides DNS queries. Please follow the following directions:
#3141 [17:57] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (win/hosts) Hold down the Windows key, and press R. In the window that appears, enter "%SystemRoot%\System32\drivers\etc", and press Enter. In the window that appears you will see a file, "hosts". Open that file in Notepad, and copy the contents onto Pastebin, and give us the resulting URL.
#3142 [17:58] <montezuma> *waiting for turn like a good little child*
#3143 [17:58] <jean> yes
#3144 [17:58] <jean> @AG_Scott
#3145 [17:58] <AG_Scott> Still got that terminal open?
#3146 [17:59] <jean> yep
#3147 [17:59] <AG_Scott> type: nslookup minecraft.net
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#3149 [17:59] <AG_Scott> You should see: Name: minecraft.net and then Address: near the end
#3150 [17:59] <AG_Scott> what comes after Address:?
#3151 [18:00] <jean> doesnt say minecraft.net at all
#3152 [18:00] <montezuma> VoxelHead, i still need a bit of help. I get a page off of my IE 8 everytime i try to load the browser version of the game. It reads:
#3153 [18:01] <montezuma> We were unable to return you to minecraft.net.
#3154 [18:01] <AG_Scott> jean: pastebin.com all of the output
#3155 [18:01] <montezuma> Internet Explorer has stopped trying to restore this website. It appears that the website continues to have a problem.
#3156 [18:01] <montezuma> What you can do:
#3157 [18:01] <Wug> montezuma: stop using internet explorer because it sucks.
#3158 [18:01] <Wug> ??> montezuma win/ie
#3159 [18:01] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/ie) Internet Exploder^WExploiter^WExplorer is a terrible browser with terrible issues. Many common problems are solved by using a better browser.
#3160 [18:01] <VoxelHead> montezuma: (win/ie) Firefox: http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ Google Chrome: http://www.google.com/chrome
#3161 [18:02] <Wug> I personally recommend chrome but firefox is fine too
#3162 [18:02] <montezuma> i'll try it but i doubt anything will work, another thing that happend before i had this issue
#3163 [18:02] <jean> http://pastebin.com/Qvv9yL3a
#3164 [18:02] <montezuma> i should mention
#3165 [18:02] <montezuma> the game crashed and i couldn't find the bin folder for the game
#3166 [18:03] <AG_Scott> jean: lol. You need to type "nslookup minecraft.net"
#3167 [18:03] <AG_Scott> in the terminal
#3168 [18:03] <AG_Scott> and then copy everything it outputs into http://pastebin.com/
#3169 [18:03] <montezuma> i use windows by the way
#3170 [18:04] <pheleas_frog> it wont let be copy it
#3171 [18:05] <Wug> pheleas_frog: you have it open in notepad, correct?
#3172 [18:05] <montezuma> brb i'll see if i can get it solved with the solution you gave me voxel
#3173 [18:05] <pheleas_frog> whats notepad
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#3175 [18:05] <Wug> pheleas_frog: a text editor
#3176 [18:06] <pheleas_frog> where do i find it
#3177 [18:06] <Reece> hello i need help on installing mods?
#3178 [18:06] <Wug> pheleas_frog: do you have the folder with 'hosts' in it open?
#3179 [18:06] <pheleas_frog> ya
#3180 [18:06] <Wug> Reece: we dont provide it, sorry.
#3181 [18:06] <Wug> pheleas_frog: open 'hosts'
#3182 [18:06] <Reece> ok thanks
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#3184 [18:06] <Wug> when it asks what to do, pick 'choose a program from a list'
#3185 [18:06] <pheleas_frog> k
#3186 [18:07] <Wug> notepad should be in that list
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#3188 [18:07] <pheleas_frog> ya
#3189 [18:07] <pheleas_frog> got it
#3190 [18:08] <Wug> pheleas_frog: copy the text and pastebin it
#3191 [18:08] <pheleas_frog> http://mibpaste.com/W4mBQZ
#3192 [18:09] <pheleas_frog> now what
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#3194 [18:10] <pheleas_frog> now what
#3195 [18:11] <Wug> well its not the hosts file
#3196 [18:11] <pheleas_frog> it says login failled not downloaded
#3197 [18:11] <Wug> pheleas_frog: try disabling your firewalls and see if it works then. if it works with all firewalls disabled, a firewall is blocking it
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#3199 [18:11] <Wug> pheleas_frog: haev I asked you your account name yet
#3200 [18:12] <Wug> what's your minecraft account name
#3201 [18:12] <pheleas_frog> squigglyline
#3202 [18:12] <Wug> !paid squigglyline
#3203 [18:12] <Wug> !paid squigglyline
#3204 [18:12] <Wug> well you still havent paid.
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#3206 [18:13] <Wug> beta is not free software
#3207 [18:13] <pheleas_frog> ya i have iv been playing fo 2 weeks and then nothing
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#3209 [18:13] <Wug> call your bank or credit card company, sometimes they block international transactions unless you authorize them.
#3210 [18:14] <Wug> also you pirated it.
#3211 [18:14] <pheleas_frog> whats that
#3212 [18:14] <Wug> you.
#3213 [18:14] <Wug> stole.
#3214 [18:14] <Wug> minecraft.
#3215 [18:14] * Wug tells mojang your ip address
#3215 [18:14] <Wug> have a good day.
#3216 [18:14] <pheleas_frog> no i didnt i payed for it at minecraft.net
#3217 [18:15] <Wug> no you didnt
#3218 [18:15] <Wug> !paid squigglyline
#3219 [18:15] <Wug> ^ not paid
#3220 [18:15] <pheleas_frog> ya my mom payed for it
#3221 [18:15] <Wug> payment didnt go through then
#3222 [18:15] <pheleas_frog> she got an email that it did
#3223 [18:15] <Wug> did she pay for the right account
#3224 [18:16] <pheleas_frog> ya
#3225 [18:16] <Wug> did she get a giftcode instead
#3226 [18:16] <AG_Scott> Where did you pay for it then?
#3227 [18:16] <Wug> <pheleas_frog> no i didnt i payed for it at minecraft.net
#3228 [18:16] <AG_Scott> oh
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#3230 [18:17] <pheleas_frog> it all of a sudden stoped and i was on it last night
#3231 [18:17] <Wug> you had pirated it
#3232 [18:17] <pheleas_frog> how idk how to
#3233 [18:17] <Wug> if it worked before, you pirated it.
#3234 [18:18] <pheleas_frog> but how
#3235 [18:18] <Wug> idk
#3236 [18:18] <Wug> you did it, not me
#3237 [18:18] <pheleas_frog> i didnt though
#3238 [18:19] <pheleas_frog> im only 14
#3239 [18:19] <pheleas_frog> idk how to
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#3242 [18:21] <Wug> pheleas_frog: please open the transaction receipt email
#3243 [18:21] <mib_2qln5i> unable to get input stream for iwjgl_applet.jar.pack? HELP
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#3245 [18:22] <mib_2qln5i> unable to get input stream for iwjgl_applet.jar.pack? HELP
#3246 [18:22] <Wug> mib_2qln5i: temporarily disable your anti virus programs and firewalls and try again
#3247 [18:23] <Wug> and dont spam the same thing over and over, I was typing
#3248 [18:23] <Wug> grow some patience
#3249 [18:23] <mib_2qln5i> ok
#3250 [18:23] * mib_k116nb [mib_k116nb@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3251 [18:23] <mib_k116nb> hello
#3252 [18:23] <mib_2qln5i> i just thought you didnt see
#3253 [18:23] * sniperinthehi5 [sniperinthehi5@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3254 [18:23] <Wug> mib_2qln5i: the message isnt going anywhere
#3255 [18:23] <sniperinthehi5> could some one help
#3256 [18:23] <chris> ive downloaded the beta twice now to my computer, (ive paid for it) and cant seem to connect, the play offline version is even whited out and staes not downloaded underneath, wtf is going on lol
#3257 [18:24] <Wug> sniperinthehi5: probably
#3258 [18:24] <Wug> chris: whats your minecraft account name
#3259 [18:24] <chris> PGWDTI
#3260 [18:24] <sniperinthehi5> how do i find my ip for my server it is running
#3261 [18:24] <Wug> ;ip sniperinthehi5
#3262 [18:24] <WugBot> IP address of sniperinthehi5 is: 24.197.11.85
#3263 [18:24] <Hanz_Free> where is your server running
#3264 [18:25] <Wug> you can use whatismyip.com to check your own ip address in future
#3265 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> are you running your server on your computer
#3266 [18:25] <sniperinthehi5> on this computer
#3267 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> Wug be quite
#3268 [18:25] <sniperinthehi5> yes
#3269 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> I got it
#3270 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> ok local
#3271 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> you can use the local IP address which is 127.0.0.0 I think
#3272 [18:25] <Wug> and if you're connecting from the same computer you're serving from, you can use 127.0.0.1
#3273 [18:25] <sniperinthehi5> local what
#3274 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> 1
#3275 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> oops
#3276 [18:25] <Hanz_Free> just plug in 127.0.0.1
#3277 [18:26] <sniperinthehi5> but thats my other server ip
#3278 [18:26] <Hanz_Free> if you are playing the game on the same server
#3279 [18:26] <Hanz_Free> if you need the IP for local area networks
#3280 [18:26] <chris> Wug: you have any advice for me man, im all new to this
#3281 [18:26] <Wug> other people off of your network cannot connect to 127.0.0.1
#3282 [18:26] <Hanz_Free> you can do IPconfig in the command line
#3283 [18:26] <Wug> give them 24.197.11.85 instead
#3284 [18:26] <Hanz_Free> IF they are connecting over the internet wug
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#3286 [18:26] <Wug> !paid PGWDTI
#3287 [18:26] <sniperinthehi5> k thanks
#3288 [18:26] <Wug> Hanz_Free: they all are
#3289 [18:26] <Wug> !paid PGWDTI
#3290 [18:26] <Hanz_Free> Um no
#3291 [18:27] <pheleas_frog> i have the receipt now what
#3292 [18:27] <Hanz_Free> if he is running it on a lan with a dhcp it will not be the same
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#3294 [18:27] <Ploffles> Hello?
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#3296 [18:27] <Wug> pheleas_frog: it should say the item you purchased
#3297 [18:27] <Hanz_Free> so if he has a router he needs to open up ports
#3298 [18:27] <mohawk> my minecraft keeps crashing when i try to run the game
#3299 [18:27] <chris> yeah i paid for it a while back, its downloaded and everything on my laptop, im tryin to get er on my desktop now
#3300 [18:27] <Wug> does it say you bought a gift code or something else
#3301 [18:27] <chris> nothing at all
#3302 [18:27] <mib_2qln5i> so firewall is off... automatic updating is on... malaware is off... internet security settings is on... and user account control is off
#3303 [18:27] <onix> same my minecraft just crashes
#3304 [18:27] <sniperinthehi5> thanks
#3305 [18:27] <Ploffles> Can anyone help me with a mine craft folder problem?
#3306 [18:28] <Wug> Ploffles: theres a line
#3307 [18:28] <Ploffles> I will wiat then
#3308 [18:28] <Ploffles> wait*
#3309 [18:28] <Wug> Opeth: GreyVulpine AG_Scott Kealper
#3310 [18:28] <Wug> halp plz
#3311 [18:28] <Opeth> I'm trying to do a million things at once.
#3312 [18:28] <Wug> ??> mohawk win/dxdiag
#3313 [18:28] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3314 [18:28] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3315 [18:28] <Wug> Opeth: if you cant respond, dont
#3316 [18:28] <Opeth> ;-;
#3317 [18:29] <Wug> dun worry bout it
#3318 [18:29] <Wug> |Kiikun|: |Kiikun|Janus|
#3319 [18:29] <chris> Wug: any advice man
#3320 [18:29] <onix> can someone please help me my minecraft juat crashers and i sign in and it starts then it just crashes
#3321 [18:29] <Wug> chris: h/o
#3322 [18:29] <chris> kk
#3323 [18:29] <Ploffles> Hello?
#3324 [18:29] <Wug> ??> onix forceupdate
#3325 [18:29] <Hanz_Free> any other messages onix
#3326 [18:29] <VoxelHead> onix: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3327 [18:29] <VoxelHead> onix: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3328 [18:29] <Wug> Ploffles: keep waiting
#3329 [18:30] <onix> oh ok tnx bro
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#3331 [18:30] <filip> hello
#3332 [18:30] <Wug> ??> chris win/dxdiag
#3333 [18:30] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3334 [18:30] <VoxelHead> chris: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3335 [18:30] <chris> kk i try noww
#3336 [18:30] <Ploffles> I deleted all my mine craft files and game and reinstalled a fresh one so I could use the Yogbox mod but when i go user/library/applicationsupport/minecraft there is nothing inside the folder at all (no bin or mods or anything...its empty)
#3337 [18:31] <Wug> Ploffles: open minecraft once
#3338 [18:31] <Wug> it downloads those folders when you run it
#3339 [18:31] <Ploffles> Like the folder or game?
#3340 [18:31] <Ploffles> kk
#3341 [18:31] <Wug> and we dont help with mod installation
#3342 [18:31] <Ploffles> yeah athst fine
#3343 [18:31] <Ploffles> I got that covered
#3344 [18:31] <Ploffles> i just lost this folders lol
#3345 [18:31] <Wug> filip: hello. state your error
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#3347 [18:32] <Wug> Reece: hello. state your error
#3348 [18:32] <Reece> i just intsalled a mod the aether and my minecraft has crashed
#3349 [18:32] <Ploffles> HEY IT WORKED Thanks Wug :D
#3350 [18:32] <Wug> np
#3351 [18:33] <mohawk> whats the win key
#3352 [18:33] <Wug> ??> Reece forceupdate
#3353 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Reece: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3354 [18:33] <VoxelHead> Reece: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3355 [18:33] <mib_2qln5i> ...
#3356 [18:33] <Wug> ??> mohawk win/key
#3357 [18:33] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3358 [18:33] <Reece> ok ill try that
#3359 [18:33] <Wug> mib_2qln5i: you may have noticed it's rather busy and I'm the only one here
#3360 [18:33] <Wug> patience please
#3361 [18:33] <Hanz_Free> what is your problem MIB
#3362 [18:33] <Wug> Hanz_Free: lurk more
#3363 [18:33] <Wug> and lrn2tabcomplete
#3364 [18:34] <Wug> mib_* is the mibbit default nick
#3365 [18:34] <chris> VoxelHead: where do i find the link that i was sent after pastebinÉÉ
#3366 [18:34] <mib_2qln5i> ya but i didnt want to be kicked for waiting
#3367 [18:34] <Wug> stopping at mib is useless
#3368 [18:34] <chris> *??
#3369 [18:34] <Wug> chris: its in the address bar after you submit
#3370 [18:34] <Wug> and vox is a bot
#3371 [18:34] <Reece> i did force update and it said failed to launch
#3372 [18:35] <chris> ah gotcha ok
#3373 [18:35] <filip> can one of u help me I was playing my world and saved the game and next day I played and I restarted my comp in the game and now my world disappear i can load it but only with MCEdit
#3374 [18:35] <Wug> Reece: whats your minecraft account name
#3375 [18:35] <Wug> filip: save it with mcedit then try again
#3376 [18:35] <onix> i did firce update and it said minecraft has crashed what do i do now?
#3377 [18:35] <filip> ok
#3378 [18:35] <Reece> greyson_son97
#3379 [18:35] <Wug> ??> onix win/dxdiag
#3380 [18:35] <chris> Wug: and where to i put this link then after ive copied it? where do i find the IRC channel
#3381 [18:35] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3382 [18:35] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3383 [18:35] <Wug> chris: this is the irc channel
#3384 [18:35] <Wug> !paid greyson_son97
#3385 [18:36] <chris> i paste it right here?
#3386 [18:36] <Reece> i know i have lol
#3387 [18:36] <Wug> Reece: was that the entire error message
#3388 [18:36] <pheleas_frog> ya it does
#3389 [18:36] <Wug> Reece: we check for piracy
#3390 [18:36] <Reece> wait it worked
#3391 [18:36] <Reece> give me asec
#3392 [18:36] <mib_2qln5i> must be hard being an op
#3393 [18:36] <onix> where is the win key
#3394 [18:36] <Wug> its a real pain sometimes
#3395 [18:36] <Wug> ??> onix win/key
#3396 [18:36] <VoxelHead> onix: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
#3397 [18:36] <Reece> k thx
#3398 [18:37] <chris> Wug: you want me to paste it right in this box here?
#3399 [18:37] <Wug> chris: the link to the pastebin page, yes
#3400 [18:37] <chris> http://pastebin.com/XfnFxGf9
#3401 [18:37] <mohawk> how do i find my saved world in my files
#3402 [18:38] <pheleas_frog> the receipt says i paid for it'
#3403 [18:38] <Reece> hey does the aeather mod work on multiplayer?
#3404 [18:38] <Wug> pheleas_frog: does it say under description: "minecraft gift code"
#3405 [18:38] <onix> and where is the other key i found the windows key
#3406 [18:38] <Wug> Reece: no it doesnt
#3407 [18:38] <Reece> ok thx
#3408 [18:38] <Wug> onix: where is the r key?
#3409 [18:38] * Wug faceplams
#3409 [18:39] <pheleas_frog> it didnt give a number just 3 then a bunch of x is
#3410 [18:39] <Wug> I can honestly say I've never heard that question
#3411 [18:39] <Wug> pheleas_frog: I'm not looking for a number
#3412 [18:39] <mohawk> how do i find my saved world in my files
#3413 [18:39] <Wug> theres a description field
#3414 [18:40] <Wug> under that, does it say "minecraft gift code" or something else
#3415 [18:40] <Wug> mohawk: didnt you say you could open it in mcedit
#3416 [18:40] <onix> ok i clicked save all information what now
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#3418 [18:40] <Wug> ??> onix dx
#3419 [18:40] <VoxelHead> onix: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3420 [18:40] <VoxelHead> onix: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#3421 [18:40] <Wug> follow the rest of the directions
#3422 [18:41] <chris> Wug: anything?
#3423 [18:41] <Wug> chris: is java up to date
#3424 [18:41] <chris> yess just updated everything, the game prompted me too, and i did
#3425 [18:41] <Wug> the game doesnt update java
#3426 [18:41] <Wug> uninstall any old versions of java you have
#3427 [18:42] <Wug> or teamviewer and I'll do it
#3428 [18:42] <chris> ok
#3429 [18:42] <Wug> ??> chris tv
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#3431 [18:42] <Wug> ??> chris teamviewer
#3432 [18:42] <VoxelHead> chris: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3433 [18:42] <VoxelHead> chris: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3434 [18:42] <chris> ok il do that then, since ya i have no freakin clue about any of this lol
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#3436 [18:43] <ichigojm2> Whats the problem we r discussing at the moment?
#3437 [18:43] <pheleas_frog> do u want me to copy the email
#3438 [18:43] <Wug> ??> pheleas_frog teamviewer
#3439 [18:43] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3440 [18:43] <VoxelHead> pheleas_frog: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3441 [18:43] <chris> Wug: ok i have it up anrd running, what next for tv
#3442 [18:43] <onix> itdidnt give me a link voxelhead i copied everything in the folder and pasted it and submited it
#3443 [18:44] <Wug> chris: pheleas_frog: when teamviewer is running it displays an id and a pass. pm both to me
#3444 [18:44] <Wug> /msg wug id: xxx yyy zzz pass: wwww
#3445 [18:44] <chris> Wug: sending,
#3446 [18:44] <pheleas_frog> so u want me to go their
#3447 [18:44] <Wug> pheleas_frog: yes
#3448 [18:44] <filip> how to save a world in MCEditor ??
#3449 [18:44] <Wug> filip: ctrl+s
#3450 [18:45] <pheleas_frog> then what
#3451 [18:45] <Wug> pheleas_frog: download teamviewer
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#3453 [18:45] <pheleas_frog> it says it can harm my computer
#3454 [18:45] <Wug> pheleas_frog: it says that about all exe downloads
#3455 [18:46] <Wug> dowwnload it anyway
#3456 [18:46] <Wug> chris: I'm connected
#3457 [18:46] <chris> Wug: excellent, do what must be done
#3458 [18:46] <Wug> I'll check your javas
#3459 [18:46] <chris> Wug: since i havent gota freakin clue
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#3461 [18:47] <pheleas_frog> it gives me 3 options personal company or both
#3462 [18:47] <onix> voxelhead do i copy everything in the folder
#3463 [18:47] <bellowss> ola tengo un problema he comprado el minecraft pero se queda en negro ayuda
#3464 [18:48] <filip> Thanks :) :)
#3465 [18:48] <mib_2qln5i> hmmm...'
#3466 [18:48] <pheleas_frog> which should i choose
#3467 [18:49] <mib_2qln5i> :(
#3468 [18:49] <bellowss> por favor ayuda
#3469 [18:49] <Hanz_Free> bellowss: do you speak english?
#3470 [18:49] <bellowss> he comprado el minecraft y la pantalla se queda en negro ayudaaaaaaaa
#3471 [18:50] <Wug> pheleas_frog: personal
#3472 [18:50] <bellowss> ayudaa
#3473 [18:51] <chris> ^^ getjavax
#3474 [18:51] <Wug> ?? getjava
#3475 [18:51] <VoxelHead> getjava: http://www.java.com/en/download/
#3476 [18:51] <Wug> ?? getjavax
#3477 [18:51] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk-6u27-download-440405.html
#3478 [18:52] <mib_2qln5i> oooh red
#3479 [18:53] <Wug> Hanz_Free: mibbit has built in translator
#3480 [18:53] <Wug> its its only redeeming factor
#3481 [18:53] <onix> do i copy everything in the folder voxelhead
#3482 [18:53] <mib_2qln5i> right beside coloooooors
#3483 [18:54] <Wug> onix: vox is a bot
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#3485 [18:54] <Wug> hang on
#3486 [18:54] <Hanz_Free> Wug: and just like every translator it butchers it
#3487 [18:54] <onix> wug do i post the link pastebin gave me
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#3489 [18:54] <|Kiikun|> Hanz_Free: of course. computer translation is logical, where language is symbolical.
#3490 [18:55] <Wug> Hanz_Free: fine, speak spanish
#3491 [18:55] <Wug> onix: yes
#3492 [18:55] * |Kiikun| is home.. and procedes to collapse
#3492 [18:55] <onix> so for and example it would be like pastebin.com/d45gdg
#3493 [18:55] <Hanz_Free> Wug: wish I could
#3494 [18:55] <Wug> onix: yes, post the goddamn link
#3495 [18:55] <mib_c84gb6> Mods loaded: 1
#3496 [18:56] <Wug> Hanz_Free: then use the translator, because even though its translations are broken and crappy, it does it better than you
#3497 [18:56] <onix> http://pastebin.com/Q9UrsrLU
#3498 [18:56] <Hanz_Free> you know what wug I am just going to ignore you now
#3499 [18:56] <Wug> Hanz_Free: k
#3500 [18:56] <mib_2qln5i> he is an op...
#3501 [18:56] <Hanz_Free> and
#3502 [18:57] <Wug> dont be a pain though because ignored or not I'll still ban you if you're not helping
#3503 [18:57] <mib_2qln5i> he could help...
#3504 [18:57] <Hanz_Free> I really do not need help with the computer parts, just lurking seeing where I can help
#3505 [18:57] <onix> so what now Wug
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#3507 [18:58] <Wug> onix: h/o
#3508 [18:58] <Hanz_Free> waiting for someone to get back to me with another issue
#3509 [18:58] <mib_2qln5i> can you help me hanz
#3510 [18:58] <mib_2qln5i> ???
#3511 [18:59] <mib_2qln5i> unable to get input stream for iwjgl_applet.jar.pack
#3512 [18:59] <Hanz_Free> I am guessing this is after you log in
#3513 [19:00] <mib_2qln5i> ya
#3514 [19:00] <Wug> chris: k, should work now
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#3516 [19:00] <mib_2qln5i> or if i dont log in it does the same thing
#3517 [19:00] <Hanz_Free> how does your firewall look
#3518 [19:00] <chris> Wug: I cant thank you enough
#3519 [19:00] <Wug> I have to go pack
#3520 [19:00] <mib_2qln5i> it is off
#3521 [19:01] <Hanz_Free> need to do some research never had that problem before
#3522 [19:01] <mib_2qln5i> ok.......
#3523 [19:01] <Hanz_Free> guessing you are on a windows machine
#3524 [19:01] <mib_2qln5i> :(
#3525 [19:01] <onix> wait wug what happend with mine
#3526 [19:01] <mib_2qln5i> what does that mean
#3527 [19:01] <Wug> onix: hang on
#3528 [19:02] <onix> k
#3529 [19:02] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: is your java virtual machine up to date
#3530 [19:02] <mib_2qln5i> yep
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#3532 [19:02] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :is there a client mod/standalone proxy for windows to show a map of the world as you walk thru it?
#3533 [19:03] <__import__> 470:d:128:216:3eff:fe97:fede PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :preferably one that shows the map as a seperate window
#3534 [19:03] <Wug> ?? pcidatabase
#3535 [19:03] <Wug> ?? pci/database
#3536 [19:03] <VoxelHead> pci/database: This website can be used to determine someone's graphics hardware from their device id and vendor id. (Device and Vendor ID's are in dxdiag reports (or the device manager) and lspci reports) http://www.pcidatabase.com/
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#3538 [19:05] <Dave839> Hola
#3539 [19:05] <Dave839> Can anyone help with some technical stuff?
#3540 [19:05] <mib_2qln5i> i shure cant
#3541 [19:05] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: are you playing on a browser or did you download the launcher
#3542 [19:05] <Dave839> I'm trying to download the launcher, I just paid and no luck
#3543 [19:06] <mib_2qln5i> on the browser and i only have classic
#3544 [19:06] <Wug> onix: download and install the driver from here: http://downloadcenter.intel.com/Detail_Desc.aspx?agr=Y&DwnldID=20190&ProdId=2991&lang=eng&OSVersion=Windows%20Vista%2064*&DownloadType=Drivers
#3545 [19:06] <Dave839> Working on it now onix
#3546 [19:07] <Dave839> I'm on WinXP though
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#3548 [19:07] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: classic now that is interesting what browser are you using and is it up to date
#3549 [19:08] <Dave839> I'm using Firefox and it's all up to date
#3550 [19:08] <sprog> hello, i need help, my game won't run coz of the update, even if i refuse or force update
#3551 [19:10] <sprog> hello, i need help, my game won't run coz of the update, even if i refuse or force update
#3552 [19:10] <Hanz_Free> dave839: http://www.minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe try this link and try the original and if that doesn't work you can try IE
#3553 [19:10] <mib_2qln5i> browser???
#3554 [19:10] <Dave839> Looks promising so far Hanz
#3555 [19:10] <Dave839> DLing...
#3556 [19:10] <Hanz_Free> if it is downloading I htink it worked hten
#3557 [19:11] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: your web browser
#3558 [19:11] <Dave839> So far so good Hanz, thanks for your help. 1k internets to you sir.
#3559 [19:12] <sprog> hello, i need help, my game won't run coz of the update, even if i refuse or force update
#3560 [19:12] <mib_2qln5i> google
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#3562 [19:13] <mib_g0rbxe> HELP
#3563 [19:13] <mib_g0rbxe> :)
#3564 [19:13] <sprog> CAN ANYONE HELP
#3565 [19:14] <mib_g0rbxe> i bought the game but can't play it for some reason
#3566 [19:14] <sprog> me too
#3567 [19:14] <mib_g0rbxe> that's weird
#3568 [19:14] <sprog> is it were it stops loading at 8%
#3569 [19:14] <mib_g0rbxe> when i hit "run" you can see it start, but then goes to a black screen
#3570 [19:15] <mib_g0rbxe> is there anyone here who can help me out???
#3571 [19:15] <sprog> or me?
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#3573 [19:17] <Javi> I need help
#3574 [19:17] <mib_g0rbxe> so do i
#3575 [19:17] <mib_g0rbxe> but no one is helping
#3576 [19:17] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: have you tried clearing your browser's cache that might help if not then I am out of ideas
#3577 [19:17] <Javi> My minecraft keeps crashing
#3578 [19:17] <mib_g0rbxe> how do you do that??
#3579 [19:17] <Hanz_Free> mib_g0rbxe: that was for someone else
#3580 [19:18] <Javi> is your mincraft crashing aswell?
#3581 [19:18] <mib_g0rbxe> i am not able to play.. just bought it yesterday and when I go to run it.. just a black screen, like DOS version, comes up
#3582 [19:18] <mib_2qln5i> ctrl+shift+del?
#3583 [19:19] <mib_g0rbxe> ctrl shift del what??
#3584 [19:19] <Javi> i just bought ti today and it is giving me the black screen aswell
#3585 [19:19] <Javi> it was working fine at first
#3586 [19:19] <sprog> wen i do it, it stops loading at 8%
#3587 [19:19] <mib_g0rbxe> hmmmm
#3588 [19:19] <mib_g0rbxe> that's interesting
#3589 [19:19] <mib_2qln5i> im asking hanz
#3590 [19:20] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: it should be in your browsers toolbar I have no idea how to clear it for chrome
#3591 [19:20] <mib_2qln5i> so delete browsing history
#3592 [19:20] <Hanz_Free> yeah that should do it
#3593 [19:21] <mib_2qln5i> ok...
#3594 [19:21] <Hanz_Free> http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-Your-Browser%27s-Cache#Chrome_v10_.2B
#3595 [19:21] <mib_g0rbxe> can you tell me "where" to go to clear the cashe
#3596 [19:21] <mib_g0rbxe> i don't have chrome
#3597 [19:21] <Hanz_Free> mib_g0rbxe: that was for someone else
#3598 [19:22] <sprog> so anyone know how to fix mine
#3599 [19:22] <mib_2qln5i> nope
#3600 [19:22] <Hanz_Free> sprog: ok now I will try to help you
#3601 [19:22] <sprog> thanks
#3602 [19:23] <Hanz_Free> mib_2qln5i: Sorry I am at a lost I don't think they support classic any more so it can be a problem on that end
#3603 [19:23] <mib_2qln5i> nothing all it does is go to downloading packages then error
#3604 [19:23] <Hanz_Free> sprog: ok so it crashes after you start it
#3605 [19:23] <sprog> it stops loading at 8%, even if i say not now to the update of force update
#3606 [19:23] <mib_2qln5i> start classic yes
#3607 [19:23] <Hanz_Free> sprog: have you tried deleting the local content on your computer?
#3608 [19:24] <sprog> wot?
#3609 [19:24] <mib_2qln5i> bye thanks for trying
#3610 [19:25] <sprog> how do u do that??
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#3612 [19:25] <Hanz_Free> sprog: when you download the game it puts it on your computer's hard drive C:\Documents and Settings\<user name>\Application Data\.minecraft
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#3614 [19:25] <Hanz_Free> sprog: user name is your username minus the <>
#3615 [19:26] <Hanz_Free> and that is for xp
#3616 [19:26] <mib_st5323> i need help my minecraft has crashed can anyone help
#3617 [19:26] <sprog> right confused
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#3619 [19:27] <Hanz_Free> sprog: do you know how to use the search function for your operating system
#3620 [19:27] <sprog> no
#3621 [19:28] <Hanz_Free> sprog: alright open the start menu and click on the button that is called search
#3622 [19:28] <mib_st5323> it gives me this message saying copy and past and send it to this email
#3623 [19:28] <sprog> ok
#3624 [19:29] <sprog> then what
#3625 [19:29] <Javi> this sucks i tried clearing my cache/browsing data on chrome minecraft still doesnt work it just gives me the dirt brown screen then just goes black
#3626 [19:30] <Hanz_Free> sprog: put into the search field .minecraft
#3627 [19:30] <mib_st5323> samejavi
#3628 [19:30] <Hanz_Free> sprog: you need the . in that
#3629 [19:31] <Hanz_Free> sprog: and hit the search now button
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#3632 [19:33] <sprog> ok
#3633 [19:33] <Hanz_Free> sprog: you found the folder
#3634 [19:33] <sprog> yes
#3635 [19:33] <Hanz_Free> sprog: ok open it up and look for a folder called save
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#3637 [19:34] <Javi> like when i log in it skips the beginning load screen goes straight to Mojang screen then tries to go to main menu where its supposed to say single player multiplayer etc. but instead shows a brown screen that after a few seconds crashes and turns black
#3638 [19:34] <Hanz_Free> sprog: move that folder somewhere else this is where all your old save data is stored
#3639 [19:34] <mib_st5323> same javi
#3640 [19:35] <Hanz_Free> sprog: after you do that delete everything else in the folder except the save folder and then run the launcher again
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#3642 [19:36] <sprog> what folder
#3643 [19:37] <onix> when i go into the web browser my minecraft flahes black and turns white and stays that way please help
#3644 [19:38] <Hanz_Free> sprog: everything in the .minecraft folder has to be deleted except for the folder in it called saves
#3645 [19:38] <onix> hello?
#3646 [19:39] <sprog> is no folder called saves
#3647 [19:40] <Hanz_Free> sprog: ok well then just delete the folder called .minecraft and run the launcher again
#3648 [19:41] <Hanz_Free> also if you have a problem, make sure your video drivers are up to date and your java is also up to date
#3649 [19:41] <Hanz_Free> http://java.com/en/download/installed.jsp this site will tell you if it is up to date
#3650 [19:42] <sprog> thankyou
#3651 [19:42] <Hanz_Free> did that work
#3652 [19:43] <Hanz_Free> just remember if you need to delete that folder again there will be a sub folder called saves which will have all your game data
#3653 [19:43] <Hanz_Free> back that up
#3654 [19:43] <Hanz_Free> sorry got to go need to take care of some stuff in real life
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#3659 [19:45] <bernard> can someone help me with the in browser game? i cant run it
#3660 [19:46] <bernard> it goes to the java loading screen, then the actual minecraft loading screen then it says done and goes white
#3661 [19:47] <bernard> ...anyone?
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#3663 [19:48] <bernard> hello?
#3664 [19:48] <dskippy93> just got Minecraft, get a Failed to start Minecraft, "Pixel format not accelerated", checked settings and they say accelerated??? can anyone help???
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#3682 [19:49] <sashafur> i have the same problem. little window pops up and says Pixel format not accelerated
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#3687 [19:49] <dskippy93> that is correct
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#3690 [19:50] <Thrae> sashafur: This means your video card and/or video card drivers do not properly support OpenGL. Do you know how to update the drivers?
#3691 [19:50] <Hanz_Free> what graphics card do you have?
#3692 [19:50] <sashafur> yes, I will give that a go
#3693 [19:50] <dskippy93> look online for update?
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#3695 [19:54] <|Kiikun|> ??< demo
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#3697 [19:55] <Ichigojms> HELP ME i need help with the Virtual Memory error with minecraft i have tried many things but nothing helps im not running any mods, java is up to date, iv even uninstalled mine craft and reinstalled it many time nothing seems to wrk any one got an ideas???
#3698 [19:58] <sashafur> graphics card is up to date. possibly just too old to support? windows xp intel graphics media accelerator 500
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#3700 [20:01] <Thrae> sashafur: The Intel Graphics chipsets are notorious for not properly supporting OpenGL. Did you try the latest driver from downloadcenter.intel.com?
#3701 [20:02] <sashafur> I have not. I will give it a try
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#3703 [20:03] <mib_cmn6ih> hello
#3704 [20:03] <lallik1> hello?
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#3706 [20:05] <lallik1> is nobody here?
#3707 [20:06] <bernard> ...
#3708 [20:06] <bernard> can someone help me?
#3709 [20:06] <lallik1> i also need help...
#3710 [20:08] <DopeGhoti> Let's take it as read that our telepathic powers can be found wanting, and actually type in a cogent explanation of the issues you need help with, then.
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#3713 [20:09] <yotheman> hi
#3714 [20:09] <krebbit> Hi i need help
#3715 [20:09] <lallik1> well i get an error when launching minecraft. says something like "can not create the java virtual machine" i have seen alot of fixes but none of them worked. i think it is because of bitdefender... and i am really annoyed.
#3716 [20:09] <krebbit> when i tried playing minecraft
#3717 [20:09] <yotheman> haveing prob loging in
#3718 [20:09] <krebbit> it started
#3719 [20:09] <yotheman> i got my password and everything
#3720 [20:09] <krebbit> and then went to a gray
#3721 [20:09] <krebbit> box
#3722 [20:10] <krebbit> i mean
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#3724 [20:10] <krebbit> o,o
#3725 [20:10] <krebbit> so can someone help me
#3726 [20:10] <krebbit> i just downloaded zombes mod pack
#3727 [20:10] <krebbit> as well
#3728 [20:11] <krebbit> and when i did i got a gray background the a white box in the middle
#3729 [20:11] <krebbit> and then it crashes
#3730 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> krebbit mods
#3731 [20:11] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3732 [20:11] <VoxelHead> krebbit: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3734 [20:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> lallik1 win/reinst
#3735 [20:11] <VoxelHead> lallik1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3736 [20:11] <mib_wugwug> lol I'm still connected
#3737 [20:11] <VoxelHead> lallik1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3738 [20:11] <mib_wugwug> oops
#3739 [20:11] <lallik1> okay
#3740 [20:11] <mib_wugwug> bai guiz
#3741 [20:12] <yotheman> haveing trob loging in
#3742 [20:12] <lallik1> didnt work
#3743 [20:12] <lallik1> im unistalling bitdefender now
#3744 [20:12] <lallik1> not worth it
#3745 [20:12] <frogmella> hey I gots a prob every time I try entering minecraft it loads 2secs then stops and wont open
#3746 [20:13] <yotheman> ya well that dang thing takes forever for me to enter back in my info
#3747 [20:13] <yotheman> to log in
#3748 [20:13] <yotheman> everytime i enter in my stuff
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#3751 [20:14] <yotheman> ill go try agin in a bit i guess but this it bull
#3752 [20:14] <BlockheadIndustries> so.... I need some help lol
#3753 [20:15] <DopeGhoti> care to be more specific?
#3754 [20:15] <BlockheadIndustries> Every time I load up minecraft i get this <Bad video card drivers! ----------------------- Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode. This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 -------- Generated 9/1/11 6:14 PM Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS:
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#3756 [20:15] <frogmella> MY minecraft wont open no matter how many times I try
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#3758 [20:16] <BlockheadIndustries> so even though they are updated i get that
#3759 [20:17] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#3760 [20:17] <BlockheadIndustries> Windows XP SP3
#3761 [20:17] <sam> Hi, we have used a lot of GBs on our internet account this week. How can we find out how many MBs/GBs we use when playing the game (Mindcraft)?
#3762 [20:17] <Thrae> ??> BlockheadIndustries win/dxdiag
#3763 [20:17] <VoxelHead> BlockheadIndustries: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3764 [20:17] <VoxelHead> BlockheadIndustries: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3766 [20:18] <frogmella> MY minecraft wont open no matter how many times I try
#3767 [20:18] <frogmella> MY minecraft wont open no matter how many times I try
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#3769 [20:18] <raisin> Hello?
#3770 [20:18] <Thrae> frogmella: Please be patient. Do you get an error?
#3771 [20:18] <raisin> My minecraft on mac has crashed
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#3773 [20:19] <BlockheadIndustries> ok thank you voxel, it is saving right now
#3774 [20:19] <frogmella> srry accedentaly copied twice and no it just won't open
#3775 [20:19] <raisin> My minecraft has the black screen of death on mac
#3776 [20:19] <Thrae> frogmella: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#3777 [20:19] <BlockheadIndustries> is there anything to do after that?
#3778 [20:19] <raisin> Mac
#3779 [20:19] <frogmella> win
#3780 [20:20] <raisin> Can you help?
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#3782 [20:20] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Follow the instructions and pastebin the text file it creates.
#3783 [20:20] <BlockheadIndustries> ok thank you
#3784 [20:20] * mib_5e3ep3 [mib_5e3ep3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3785 [20:20] <Thrae> raisin: You'll have to wait for someone who knows Macs.
#3786 [20:20] * mib_s6kvvz [mib_s6kvvz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3787 [20:20] <raisin> ah man!
#3788 [20:20] <mib_s6kvvz> is there anyone here that can help me?
#3789 [20:20] * mib_0e76pg [mib_0e76pg@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3790 [20:20] <frogmella> windows
#3791 [20:21] <mib_0e76pg> hello
#3792 [20:21] <Peaches> I need help with the Video Card.
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#3794 [20:21] <yoshi> hello
#3795 [20:21] <Thrae> !client
#3796 [20:21] <Thrae> frogmella: Try re-downloading the client.
#3797 [20:21] <yoshi> i need help with a buckit server
#3798 [20:21] <frogmella> ive done that 6 times
#3799 [20:21] <BlockheadIndustries> where are the instructions exactly? lol
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#3801 [20:21] <test234> test
#3802 [20:21] <Thrae> yoshi: For help with bukkit, go to #bukkit.
#3803 [20:21] <helppp> is anyone else getting random screen freezes?
#3804 [20:21] <mib_0e76pg> hey guys why does my game say unlicenced copy
#3805 [20:22] <yoshi> but i cant find any help for the eroor im getting
#3806 [20:22] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: Did you buy the game?
#3807 [20:22] <mib_0e76pg> if i bought the game
#3808 [20:22] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: What's your account name?
#3809 [20:22] <mib_0e76pg> ya i bought the game
#3810 [20:22] * mib_1hevqj [mib_1hevqj@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3811 [20:22] <mib_0e76pg> Turdmonster
#3812 [20:22] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3813 [20:22] <Thrae> !paid Turdmonster
#3814 [20:23] <yoshi> my error is when i start up the server, it says it cant binr and that maybe the port is in use
#3815 [20:23] <yoshi> 22:00:24 [INFO] Starting minecraft server version Beta 1.3 22:00:24 [INFO] Loading properties 22:00:24 [WARNING] server.properties does not exist 22:00:24 [INFO] Generating new properties file 22:00:25 [INFO] Starting Minecraft server on *:25565 22:00:25 [WARNING] **** FAILED TO BIND TO PORT! 22:00:25 [WARNING] The exception was: java.net.BindException: Addre
#3816 [20:23] <yoshi> something like that
#3817 [20:23] <Peaches> I am having the bad video card error.
#3818 [20:23] <mib_0e76pg> wrong account name no capitol
#3819 [20:23] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: Hmm, did you used to pirate the game?
#3820 [20:23] <Thrae> !paid turdmonster
#3821 [20:23] <Thrae> I don't think it's case-sensitive
#3822 [20:23] <helppp> my error is when im playing (in browser or downloaded) the game freezes every 5 mins or so for 5-15 seconds and then goes back to running perfectly
#3823 [20:24] <helppp> can someone help me please?
#3824 [20:24] <mib_0e76pg> no
#3825 [20:24] <mib_1hevqj> When i tried to open minecraft classic on the minecraft website it wouldnt load and ive got the newest java so now im wondering if i should buy the full version in case it didnt work! plz help?
#3826 [20:24] <BlockheadIndustries> ok here. http://pastebin.com/hszZz95J
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#3828 [20:24] <Thrae> Peaches: This is caused by video cards and/or video card drivers that do not properly support OpenGL. Do you know how to update the drivers?
#3829 [20:24] <mib_0e76pg> but is ot paid now?
#3830 [20:24] <mib_0e76pg> *it
#3831 [20:24] <mib_1hevqj> no
#3832 [20:24] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: According to AuBot, it is
#3833 [20:24] <yoshi> theres noone in the bukkit irc
#3834 [20:24] <Peaches> No I don't know how to and yes it is.
#3835 [20:25] <mib_0e76pg> let me test it then
#3836 [20:25] <mib_1hevqj> j When i tried to open minecraft classic on the minecraft website it wouldnt load and ive got the newest java so now im wondering if i should buy the full version in case it didnt work! plz help?
#3837 [20:25] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: There's more than one person here -- I'm talking to someone else
#3838 [20:25] <Thrae> Peaches: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#3839 [20:25] <Peaches> Windows
#3840 [20:25] <Thrae> ??> Peaches win/dxdiag
#3841 [20:25] <VoxelHead> Peaches: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3842 [20:25] <VoxelHead> Peaches: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3843 [20:25] <frogmella> !paid dylanton
#3844 [20:25] <Thrae> ??> frogmella win/reinst
#3845 [20:25] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3846 [20:25] <VoxelHead> frogmella: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3847 [20:26] <Thrae> frogmella: Try that
#3848 [20:26] <mib_1hevqj> j When i tried to open minecraft classic on the minecraft website it wouldnt load and ive got the newest java so now im wondering if i should buy the full version in case it didnt work! plz help?
#3849 [20:26] <Peaches> Thank you
#3850 [20:26] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: Does it give an error message?
#3851 [20:26] * mib_o53tma [mib_o53tma@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3852 [20:26] <mib_1hevqj> no
#3853 [20:26] <mib_1hevqj> just doesnt load
#3854 [20:27] <frogmella> !paid peaches
#3855 [20:27] <frogmella> !frogmella
#3856 [20:27] <sashafur> hello. when I try to run minecraft classic online, I receive an error message stating that the pixel format is not accelerated. graphics driver is updated, java is updated, and browser is updated. I have checked online for any newer version, but it is no longer supported. any further help?
#3857 [20:28] <mib_o53tma> i was trying to install the yogbox mod when it told me to clear my minecraft.jar of any mods so i did but i accidentally erased everything and now nothing in minecraft works what should i do
#3858 [20:28] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Yeah the Intel Graphics chipsets are notorious for not having proper OpenGL support; especially on laptops. You can go to downloadcenter.intel.com and hope there's an updated driver for the Intel 945M / Intel GMA 950 graphics chipset.
#3859 [20:28] <frogmella> tyvgbuhnjiokm,l.;;l,mnburbguhinjomikminbh ji/l;ub;/jb;bjjiiui;g
#3860 [20:28] <BlockheadIndustries> ok thanks thrae! :D
#3861 [20:29] <frogmella> !close
#3862 [20:29] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Also try support.dell.com and look under your laptop model (Latitude D520)
#3863 [20:29] <mib_o53tma> can someone help me plz
#3864 [20:29] * pachuco [pachuco@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3865 [20:29] <Thrae> frogmella: Stop abusing the bot, please.
#3866 [20:29] <frogmella> !exit
#3867 [20:29] <mib_1hevqj> j When i tried to open minecraft classic on the minecraft website it wouldnt load and ive got the newest java so now im wondering if i should buy the full version in case it didnt work! plz help?
#3868 [20:29] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#3869 [20:30] <Thrae> !demo
#3870 [20:30] <Thrae> ;demo
#3871 [20:30] <mib_o53tma> mac
#3872 [20:30] <pachuco> Sorry but it didn't work Thrae it still says I have bad video cards
#3873 [20:30] <frogmella> lol srry tryin to see if it wrks
#3874 [20:30] <mib_0e76pg> my game still says unlicenced
#3875 [20:30] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/19/download-the-minecraft-demo/ <-- this is a better test of whether it'll work or not
#3876 [20:30] <frogmella> !demo
#3877 [20:31] <frogmella> !ban
#3878 [20:31] <frogmella> !blow up
#3879 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> Thrae: for future reference, I think the command you were looking for was '?? demo'
#3880 [20:31] <mib_0e76pg> do i redownload
#3881 [20:31] <|Kiikun|> frogmella: WHY are you trying to use a ban command?
#3882 [20:31] <Thrae> frogmella: Again; please stop that.
#3883 [20:31] <DopeGhoti> frogmella: Do not (attempt to) abuse the bots.
#3884 [20:31] <Thrae> mib_0e76pg: You reinstalled the files?
#3885 [20:32] <TheNytangel> Don't abuse the bots?
#3886 [20:32] <mib_0e76pg> what do you mean?
#3887 [20:32] <Thrae> sashafur: You have an Intel Graphics chipset, correct?
#3888 [20:32] * TheNytangel punches VoxelHead in the face
#3888 [20:32] <TheNytangel> :)
#3889 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_0e76pg - You bought an account, yes?
#3890 [20:32] <frogmella> ??demo
#3891 [20:32] <mib_0e76pg> yes
#3892 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_0e76pg - Go to your launcher, go to the options menu, and click on "Force Update"
#3893 [20:32] <GreyVulpine> mib_0e76pg - Then log in
#3894 [20:33] <mib_0e76pg> oh i see what you mean
#3895 [20:33] <mib_1hevqj> I didnt work it just closed as soon as it opened
#3896 [20:33] <mib_0e76pg> let me try then
#3897 [20:33] <sashafur> I am not sure. I was searching under the chipsets, found my graphics driver along the way, and I read that it was no longer supported.
#3898 [20:33] <BlockheadIndustries> Thrae Should I download the Graphics Media Accelerator?
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#3900 [20:33] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Yes.
#3901 [20:33] <BlockheadIndustries> Ok Thank you again!
#3902 [20:33] <quaddle> !!demo
#3903 [20:33] <mib_1hevqj> Thrae didnt work it just closed as soon as it opened
#3904 [20:34] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: Hmm no error message again? And you're on Windows?
#3905 [20:34] <|Kiikun|> ;kick quaddle we told you to stop. reconnecting doesnt change it
#3906 [20:34] * WugBot kicked quaddle from #minecrafthelp (Reason: we told you to stop. reconnecting doesnt change it)
#3907 [20:34] <mib_1hevqj> yea\
#3908 [20:34] <mib_0e76pg> ok i forced uptate and logged in now what?
#3909 [20:34] <GreyVulpine> mib_0e76pg - The message should be gone now
#3910 [20:34] <BlockheadIndustries> Was WugBot Frogmella?
#3911 [20:34] <|Kiikun|> quaddle = frogmella
#3912 [20:34] <Thrae> ??> mib_1hevqj win/javara
#3913 [20:34] <VoxelHead> mib_1hevqj: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#3914 [20:35] <BlockheadIndustries> sorry i mean quaddle! XD
#3915 [20:35] <VoxelHead> mib_1hevqj: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#3916 [20:35] <mib_0e76pg> ok
#3917 [20:35] <mib_0e76pg> thank you
#3918 [20:35] <mib_1hevqj> thrae when i tried minecraft launcher to see if i should get full game it came up with an error of hs_err_pid the 4 numbers
#3919 [20:35] <Thrae> ??> sashafur win/dxdiag
#3920 [20:35] <BlockheadIndustries> I have an error installing these
#3921 [20:35] <VoxelHead> sashafur: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3922 [20:35] * mib_r1zi22 [mib_r1zi22@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3923 [20:35] * VoxelHead kicked mib_r1zi22 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: Bot abuse. Come back tomorrow.)
#3924 [20:35] <VoxelHead> sashafur: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3925 [20:35] <Peaches> I have a Bad video card and I tried the Win+R full thing.
#3926 [20:36] <Thrae> Peaches: You need to paste the information from the text file into pastebin.com and give us the link. Its just diagnostic information.
#3927 [20:36] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: What's the error?
#3928 [20:37] <BlockheadIndustries> It says that the driver being installed is not validated for this computer.
#3929 [20:37] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: Sounds like Java is screwed up. Try JavaRa to remove it completely.
#3930 [20:38] <mib_1hevqj> i dont know to much bout computers so wehat do i do on javara site
#3931 [20:38] <DopeGhoti> follow the directions?
#3932 [20:38] <mib_1hevqj> it opens in Winrar???
#3933 [20:38] <BlockheadIndustries> (I am using offline Java btw because I am unable to Download regular version)
#3934 [20:39] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: You'll have to go to support.dell.com and hope they have an updated driver.
#3935 [20:39] <BlockheadIndustries> ok
#3936 [20:39] <mib_1hevqj> what do i do now its opened and running with Winrar??
#3937 [20:40] <BlockheadIndustries> But the thing is All of my drivers are updated....
#3938 [20:40] <BlockheadIndustries> This is where I went from the beginning
#3939 [20:40] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: I've been using words like "hope" for a reason -- the Intel Graphics chipsets are notorious for not supporting OpenGL, a massive software library used by a large portion of games.
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#3941 [20:40] <Peaches> http://pastebin.com/kpUj6mwB here you go.
#3942 [20:41] <mib_1hevqj> Thrae: what do i do now its opened and running with Winrar??
#3943 [20:41] <TheResistance01> whats the last version of ATI video drivers?
#3944 [20:41] <BlockheadIndustries> Sorry then but what should I do, I already bought the game
#3945 [20:42] <Thrae> TheResistance01: I think 11.2. But it depends on your ATI chipset -- older chipsets can't be used with the newer drivers.
#3946 [20:42] <Thrae> mib_1hevqj: Have you ever unzipped a file before?
#3947 [20:42] <TheResistance01> can i have a link
#3948 [20:42] <TheResistance01> ?
#3949 [20:42] <Thrae> TheResistance01: www.ati.com, Support & Drivers, select your video card, OS
#3950 [20:43] <mib_1hevqj> thrae no
#3951 [20:43] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: I can give you a command that may make the game work, but there's no guaruntee and it'll run pretty slow.
#3952 [20:43] <BlockheadIndustries> Yes please!
#3953 [20:45] <helppp> can someone help me please?
#3954 [20:46] <DopeGhoti> helppp: not if you rely on our telepathy
#3955 [20:46] <helppp> lol, uhmm while im playing minecraft will randomly freeze for like 10 seconds
#3956 [20:46] <mib_1hevqj> thrae can you talk me through unzipping or give me a link to someone who can or something
#3957 [20:46] <helppp> and like, its not my computer because i can move the mouse outside of the window
#3958 [20:47] <helppp> and after the 10 seconds i can go back to playing it
#3959 [20:47] <BlockheadIndustries> I can help mib_1hevqj, at least i think i can
#3960 [20:47] <DopeGhoti> ??> helppp win/dxdiag
#3961 [20:47] <helppp> it happens every 3 mins or so
#3962 [20:47] <VoxelHead> helppp: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3963 [20:47] <VoxelHead> helppp: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3964 [20:47] <BlockheadIndustries> Where do you want the file to end up?
#3965 [20:47] <mib_1hevqj> BlockheadIndustries that would be great
#3966 [20:48] <helppp> my specs are fine :P
#3967 [20:48] <mib_1hevqj> i not sure i just want it to work
#3968 [20:48] <helppp> using intel i7 core, nvidia high performance graphics card
#3969 [20:48] <BlockheadIndustries> what is the file in the rar?
#3970 [20:48] <helppp> im on a month old alienware laptop
#3971 [20:48] <mib_1hevqj> javara
#3972 [20:49] <mib_1hevqj> .exe
#3973 [20:49] <helppp> and its only happening recently
#3974 [20:49] <BlockheadIndustries> ok just extract it to the desktop
#3975 [20:49] * Skraatchh [Skraatchh@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#3976 [20:49] <helppp> like the last couple days
#3977 [20:49] <Skraatchh> hello
#3978 [20:49] <Skraatchh> i need help
#3979 [20:49] <mib_1hevqj> done
#3980 [20:49] <sashafur> here is the link. http://pastebin.com/bFWVhz2k
#3981 [20:49] <Skraatchh> can anyone help me?
#3982 [20:49] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: post your problem see if something bites
#3983 [20:49] <DopeGhoti> ?? ask
#3984 [20:50] <BlockheadIndustries> and then on the desktop open it, that should remove the java, which I believe is what he reccomended
#3985 [20:50] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3986 [20:50] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3987 [20:50] <helppp> well? any suggestions? D:
#3988 [20:50] <Skraatchh> everytime i try playing minecraft it says bad video driver unable to open gl or something...?
#3989 [20:50] <Skraatchh> any suggestions or solutions?
#3990 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> helppp win/profile
#3991 [20:50] <VoxelHead> helppp: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3992 [20:50] <VoxelHead> helppp: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3993 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: how about updating your GPU driver?
#3994 [20:50] <Skraatchh> how?
#3995 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: what GPU have you?
#3996 [20:50] <Skraatchh> no idea
#3997 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> ??> Skraatchh win/dxdiag
#3998 [20:50] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: dxdiag in the run command box will tell you that info
#3999 [20:50] <VoxelHead> Skraatchh: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#4000 [20:50] <VoxelHead> Skraatchh: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#4001 [20:50] <Skraatchh> what gpu even means or how to find out
#4002 [20:50] <DopeGhoti> ?? gpu
#4003 [20:51] <VoxelHead> gpu: Graphical Processing Unit; also known as one's Video Card or Graphics Adapter. See ?? dxdiag for how to get lots if information about yours.
#4004 [20:51] <helppp> alright ill try that :( ill be back if it doesnt work
#4005 [20:51] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: One second getting a batch file ready for you
#4006 [20:51] <mib_1hevqj> Ok done that
#4007 [20:51] <Skraatchh> i didnt save anything?
#4008 [20:51] <Hanz_Free> hopefully your computer is not horribly out of date
#4009 [20:51] <BlockheadIndustries> ok thank you very very much Thrae
#4010 [20:51] <mib_1hevqj> now am i ment to redownload java or something
#4011 [20:51] <Skraatchh> win key?
#4012 [20:52] <DopeGhoti> ??> Skraatchh win/key
#4013 [20:52] <BlockheadIndustries> I think that is what Thrae would have you do mib_1hevqj
#4014 [20:52] <VoxelHead> Skraatchh: (win/key) Hold down the Windows key (between Control and Alt, usually to the left of the space bar), and then press the other specified key. Think of it as typing a capital letter, but using that key instead of Shift.
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#4016 [20:52] <Skraatchh> okay and whats the irc channel?
#4017 [20:53] <Hanz_Free> the thing you are chatting on now
#4018 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: you're in it
#4019 [20:53] <BlockheadIndustries> I do hope this code works Thrae , I am planning the bring this laptop to Minecon, And what is Minecon without Playing Minecraft?
#4020 [20:53] <Skraatchh> okay
#4021 [20:53] <DopeGhoti> BlockheadIndustries: a convention?
#4022 [20:53] <BlockheadIndustries> DopeGhoti you called that like a boss
#4023 [20:53] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: http://www.matts-hosting.com/~thrae/minecraft/experimental/minecraft_nogpu.bat Download this batch file and run it in the same directory of Minecraft.exe.
#4024 [20:54] <BlockheadIndustries> ok
#4025 [20:54] <Peaches> http://pastebin.com/kpUj6mwB here's mine.
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#4027 [20:54] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;; O.O! *just bugged out a piston clock... 2 pistons.. 3 heads..*
#4028 [20:54] <BlockheadIndustries> ok so open minecraft while this batch is opened?
#4029 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> BlockheadIndustries: no, run that batch file instead of the .exe
#4030 [20:55] <BlockheadIndustries> ok
#4031 [20:55] <Hanz_Free> BlockheadIndustries: place it in the folder with the exe and run the batch
#4032 [20:55] <BlockheadIndustries> one sec, seeing if it works
#4033 [20:55] <Skraatchh> ill brb
#4034 [20:55] <DopeGhoti> #minecrafthelp makes no guarantees that it will work, nor that it won't kill your kitten and convince your dad that your mom slept around.
#4035 [20:55] <Skraatchh> back
#4036 [20:55] <companyofzero> my credit card wont go through
#4037 [20:56] <Skraatchh> so what do i copy the stuff to?
#4038 [20:56] <Skraatchh> paste bin?
#4039 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: yes, please.
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#4041 [20:56] <Skraatchh> send me a link?
#4042 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> companyofzero prepaid
#4043 [20:56] <VoxelHead> companyofzero: (prepaid) Prepaid or gift credit cards will generally not work for purchasing Minecraft, because their fraud prevention klobbers international transactions.
#4044 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> ??> Skraatchh pastebin
#4045 [20:56] <VoxelHead> Skraatchh: (pastebin) Pastebin is a service run at http://www.pastebin.com/ which facilitates the sharing of information without flooding IRC channels. Paste your text there, click 'Submit', and give us the URL the site takes you to, and we can see what you have pasted.
#4046 [20:56] <Skraatchh> and what do i copy?
#4047 [20:56] <companyofzero> nah its a mastercard
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#4049 [20:56] <Thrae> Peaches: Try these -- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/radeonmob_win7-64.aspx
#4050 [20:56] <companyofzero> im in canada
#4051 [20:56] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: you want to copy everything.
#4052 [20:56] <Skraatchh> so voxel
#4053 [20:56] <BlockheadIndustries> ok it worked, Thank you a lot Thrae!
#4054 [20:56] <Skraatchh> what do i copy into it?
#4055 [20:57] <BlockheadIndustries> I really appreciate it!
#4056 [20:57] <VoxelHead> Skraatchh: everything
#4057 [20:57] <Thrae> BlockheadIndustries: Sure, just note that doesn't use your GPU much at all so it'll run very very slowly
#4058 [20:57] <DopeGhoti> BlockheadIndustries: that'll be $8.
#4059 [20:57] <Thrae> And there may be weird issues
#4060 [20:57] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: everything we won't be harsh
#4061 [20:57] <Skraatchh> i posted it, now what
#4062 [20:58] <companyofzero> should i use paypal to buy instead
#4063 [20:58] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: post the link here
#4064 [20:58] <companyofzero> i really dont wanna
#4065 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: "Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel."
#4066 [20:58] <Skraatchh> and then how does it help me?
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#4068 [20:58] <Hanz_Free> Magic well we read it
#4069 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: it helps you help us help you
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#4071 [20:58] <DopeGhoti> companyofzero: paypal is the most painless way to but Minecraft, really.
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#4073 [20:58] <Skraatchh> and how do i know you guys arent going to take over my computer and "hack" me?
#4074 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: for starters, because nothing in that file would allow us to do so.
#4075 [20:59] <companyofzero> ok thanks a lot
#4076 [20:59] <Skraatchh> it has all my informATION?
#4077 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> no need to shout.
#4078 [20:59] <Skraatchh> sorry about caps
#4079 [20:59] <DopeGhoti> and what it has is diagnostic information about the specifics of your computer.
#4080 [21:00] <DopeGhoti> so that we can, y'know, help.
#4081 [21:00] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: there is nothing we can use to do anything bad,
#4082 [21:00] <Thrae> Specifically, the hardware. Not anything about your Internet connection.
#4083 [21:00] <DopeGhoti> (all this to find out what model of GPU..)
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#4086 [21:00] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: unless you named your computer something compromising like a password
#4087 [21:01] <helppp> back, when i created a new user all the files and stuff went over aswell
#4088 [21:01] <DopeGhoti> besides, we already know you're connecting from New Jersey's ComCast service, from the IP Address 71.59.67.120
#4089 [21:01] <Skraatchh> http://pastebin.com/LvdKHXcz
#4090 [21:01] <Skraatchh> =0
#4091 [21:01] <Skraatchh> how do you guys know that?
#4092 [21:02] <GreyVulpine> DG's such a hacker
#4093 [21:02] <Hanz_Free> Skraatchh: you are connected to a server it needs that information to work and most admins should have access to it
#4094 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: we need the enture file, but for starers, go to Dell.com and loop up your computer
#4095 [21:02] <helppp> is that supposed to happen Dope? D:
#4096 [21:02] <DopeGhoti> thence you can get the lastest Dell GPU driver for your laptop
#4097 [21:02] <sashafur> http://pastebin.com/bFWVhz2k here is the link
#4098 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> helppp: Would you mine rephrasing that?
#4099 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> er, mind?
#4100 [21:03] <helppp> you said earlier to make a new user correct?
#4101 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> right.
#4102 [21:03] <DopeGhoti> and then to log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there.
#4103 [21:03] <Skraatchh> now what driver do i download?
#4104 [21:03] <Thrae> helppp: The files in User\Username will be reset with a new user. The files elsewhere will be the same.
#4105 [21:04] <helppp> when i did i went into the new user and still found everytihng like skype and what not
#4106 [21:04] <Thrae> (If on XP, Documents and Settings\Username)
#4107 [21:04] <DopeGhoti> Skraatchh: you want the "Video driver" or "Graphics Driver", whatever Dell calls it this week
#4108 [21:04] <DopeGhoti> helppp: wonderful. Did you actually try Minecraft?
#4109 [21:04] <helppp> i did not. ill do it now XD
#4110 [21:04] <helppp> brb
#4111 [21:04] * DopeGhoti facepalms
#4111 [21:05] * GreyVulpine snrks
#4111 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> heh. That knucklehead we banned for bot abuse? He just did a drive-by queryspam.
#4112 [21:05] <DopeGhoti> His ban is now permanant.
#4113 [21:06] <Thrae> sashafur: One sec
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#4116 [21:08] <Thrae> sashafur: Seems like you have the latest driver for your video chipset. I don't think there's much more to do if you're getting the Bad Video Card / Pixel Format error. The Intel Graphics chipsets are notorious for improper OpenGL support.
#4117 [21:09] <Thrae> sashafur: Especially with Intel Atom processors
#4118 [21:09] <sashafur> Okay, thank you very much.
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#4120 [21:09] <Thrae> sashafur: You can try an experimental batch file, but it'll run very slowly
#4121 [21:09] <dangerroushunter> hi i was playing minecraft and i had the too many items mod and i was puting tthing at the trash and i asedently press somewhere and it came in a weird view
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#4123 [21:10] <sashafur> I think a new computer is in order. Thank you for the help.
#4124 [21:10] <dangerroushunter> can you help me to have it back in normal view
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#4126 [21:11] <dangerroushunter> ?6666666
#4127 [21:11] <dangerroushunter> ????????
#4128 [21:12] <Peaches> Thrae the download didn't work
#4129 [21:12] <Thrae> Peaches: How so?
#4130 [21:13] <dangerroushunter> can i have some help with my problem please
#4131 [21:13] <Thrae> ?? mods
#4132 [21:13] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#4133 [21:13] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4134 [21:14] <dangerroushunter> are you taking to me if yes its not a mod problem
#4135 [21:14] <Peaches> Thrae I downloaded it and it still says I have a bad video drive.
#4136 [21:14] <Skraatchh> i tried downloading it, it said there was an error dowloading it, and it says that each time i do it
#4137 [21:15] <GreyVulpine> dangerroushunter - How does it look, exactly? Can you post a screenshot or describe it?
#4138 [21:15] <Skraatchh> i cant upload my driver......
#4139 [21:15] <Skraatchh> fml
#4140 [21:15] <Thrae> Peaches: Did you install the driver after you downloaded it?
#4141 [21:15] <Skraatchh> is there a special driver i need?
#4142 [21:15] <dangerroushunter> how do i paste a screen shot
#4143 [21:16] <TheNytangel> dangerroushunter, imgur.com
#4144 [21:16] <GreyVulpine> Take a screenshot, upload it to an image hosting site like imgur.com and give us the address?
#4145 [21:16] <Skraatchh> hello?
#4146 [21:16] <TheNytangel> GreyVulpine, don't forget to put it in paint or something and then save it
#4147 [21:16] <Thrae> Skraatchh: What was the error you are getting downloading the driver?
#4148 [21:17] <Peaches> Thrae I believe I did
#4149 [21:17] <dangerroushunter> http://imgur.com/bJ1uA
#4150 [21:17] <Thrae> Peaches: Let's make sure -- post your DXDiag info again
#4151 [21:18] <dangerroushunter> if you look at the inventory its soposed to be almost all the down page but there its small
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#4153 [21:18] <test1237> test
#4154 [21:18] <Peaches> wait you want me to do the thing again right and get new information?
#4155 [21:18] <test1237> woo! it works!
#4156 [21:19] <test1237> i made my own client :3
#4157 [21:19] <TheNytangel> dangerroushunter, you need to go to the options and make the HUD bigger
#4158 [21:19] <Thrae> Peaches: Yes.
#4159 [21:19] <dangerroushunter> ok
#4160 [21:19] <TheNytangel> dangerroushunter, options -> video settings -> GUI scale
#4161 [21:20] <Peaches> Thrae http://pastebin.com/PCuUA5Xg
#4162 [21:20] <dangerroushunter> and do you know where i could get some help with a mod
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#4164 [21:21] <Thrae> Peaches: The driver hasn't been updated. Did you get an error when you ran the setup program?
#4165 [21:21] <TheNytangel> ??> dangerroushunter mods
#4166 [21:21] <VoxelHead> dangerroushunter: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#4167 [21:21] <VoxelHead> dangerroushunter: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#4169 [21:21] <Peaches> Thrae I didn't get a pop up error.
#4170 [21:22] <Thrae> Peaches: Running an ATI driver download should extract the files to C:\ATI or something similar. Go into that directory and run the setup program.
#4171 [21:22] <billy123> We have purchased the game but are unable to download it despite trying 3 times. Please help.
#4172 [21:22] <Thrae> billy123: Account name?
#4173 [21:23] <billy123> mum40fi
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#4175 [21:23] <helppp> hello again
#4176 [21:23] <helppp> is dope still here?
#4177 [21:23] <Thrae> !paid mum40fi
#4178 [21:23] <Thrae> billy123: You need to give Mojang up to 48 hours (not counting weekends) to process payment and new accounts.
#4179 [21:24] <Peaches> I only have AMD
#4180 [21:24] <helppp> dopeghoti ?
#4181 [21:24] <billy123> we have paid and i am wanting it to be put on my sons computer so i bought it and have a code
#4182 [21:24] <Peaches> for the folder its sending to
#4183 [21:24] <Thrae> Peaches: Same thing (AMD owns ATI)
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#4185 [21:24] <Thrae> billy123: Is mum40fi your son's account or your account?
#4186 [21:25] <someguy> Guys
#4187 [21:25] <someguy> Can someone help me?
#4188 [21:25] <someguy> Im trying to install portalgun mod
#4189 [21:25] <billy123> my account. my sons account name is ironmorris.
#4190 [21:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> billy123: you said you have a code. did you buy a gift code?
#4191 [21:25] <someguy> its being stupid and for 2 hours it keeps getting the same error
#4192 [21:25] <someguy> Can someone help?
#4193 [21:25] <billy123> yes
#4194 [21:25] <Peaches> it said it was successful but it still doesn't work.
#4195 [21:25] * mib_az8d3e [mib_az8d3e@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4196 [21:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ??> billy123 giftcode
#4197 [21:25] <VoxelHead> billy123: (giftcode) To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#4198 [21:25] <someguy> Hello?
#4199 [21:25] <|Kiikun|Janus|> !paid ironmorris
#4200 [21:25] <deadfire813> i need help
#4201 [21:26] <someguy> I need help!
#4202 [21:26] <|Kiikun|Janus|> billy123: have your son log in as ironmorris and put the gift code into the site
#4203 [21:26] <someguy> Hello?
#4204 [21:26] <someguy> Anyone wanna help?
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#4206 [21:26] <Hanz_Free> someguy: try the mod developers web site
#4207 [21:26] <Aforapplesaredelicious> hello
#4208 [21:26] <Thrae> Peaches: Hmm not sure what to say. Maybe ATI/AMD isn't making drivers for that chipset anymore, as the dxdiag information you gave me said it wasn't updated.
#4209 [21:26] <billy123> okay i will try that. i only did it on friday night so maybe it wont work until wednesday?
#4210 [21:26] <Aforapplesaredelicious> ifarted
#4211 [21:27] <|Kiikun|Janus|> billy123: if you have the gift code already, thats all you need
#4212 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> could some one help me
#4213 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
#4214 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> d
#4215 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> f
#4216 [21:27] <deadfire813> i need help after i selected the class files in my minecraft jar and opened it with notepad it will not work off the minecraft website
#4217 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> d
#4218 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> d
#4219 [21:27] <Aforapplesaredelicious> ssssssssssssssssss
#4220 [21:27] <GreyVulpine> !k Aforapplesaredelicious
#4221 [21:27] * GreyBot kicked Aforapplesaredelicious from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:789>)
#4222 [21:27] <helppp> can someone help me?
#4223 [21:28] <Thrae> helppp: What's your problem?
#4224 [21:28] <helppp> i keep getting random screen freezes
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#4227 [21:28] <Thrae> helppp: You updated your drivers?
#4228 [21:28] <Google> what the hell
#4229 [21:28] <Hanz_Free> helppp: java up to date? and drivers?
#4230 [21:28] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Google: please dont spam this time
#4231 [21:28] <helppp> java is
#4232 [21:28] <helppp> how do i update the driver?
#4233 [21:29] <deadfire813> i need help after i selected the class files in my minecraft jar and opened it with notepad it will not work off the minecraft website
#4234 [21:29] <Google> sorry i thought it was brocken
#4235 [21:29] <Hanz_Free> helppp: what graphics card do you have?
#4236 [21:29] <mib_4de2hz> i need help connecting
#4237 [21:29] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Google: no, you got muted by vox for repeating characters excessively
#4238 [21:29] <helppp> nvidia 400 series
#4239 [21:29] <helppp> im on a new alienware computer
#4240 [21:30] <Thrae> deadfire813: Why are you messing with the Java class files?
#4241 [21:30] <Google> ohh opps
#4242 [21:30] <Hanz_Free> helppp: go to nvidia.com and download the software http://www.nvidia.com/content/global/global.php
#4243 [21:30] <Google> who here likes the ps3
#4244 [21:30] <deadfire813> i wasn' i just tried opening one with notpad
#4245 [21:30] <Thrae> deadfire813: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#4246 [21:30] <deadfire813> windows
#4247 [21:30] <Peaches> Threa I don't think I'm even getting the driver because I only able to download one of the link you sent, but it never put up a pop up error.
#4248 [21:30] <|Kiikun|Janus|> deadfire813: a .class file is java's machine language. it is not human readable code.
#4249 [21:31] <Google> i has a problem
#4250 [21:31] <deadfire813> herp derp
#4251 [21:31] <deadfire813> i know
#4252 [21:31] <Thrae> Peaches: Well if it's successful it should say "successfully installed" and usually ask for a reboot.
#4253 [21:31] <Thrae> ??> deadfire813 win/reinst
#4254 [21:31] <VoxelHead> deadfire813: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4255 [21:31] <VoxelHead> deadfire813: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4256 [21:31] <Google> peaches your name is super sexy
#4257 [21:31] <Peaches> thrae then no, I never got the drive.
#4258 [21:32] <deadfire813> i have done that......
#4259 [21:32] <deadfire813> im not a idiot
#4260 [21:32] <Google> who likes thrash metal
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#4262 [21:32] <Thrae> Peaches: Try going to your computer manufacturer's website and see if there's an updated driver on there for your computer model.
#4263 [21:32] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Google: do you actually HAVE a problem, or are you intent to just clutter the chat?
#4264 [21:32] <Google> ywah i do
#4265 [21:32] <Thrae> Peaches: You have a Dell Studio 1555, so support.dell.com
#4266 [21:32] <Skraatchh> its not letting me download any drivers from dell.com
#4267 [21:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Google: then please explain it.
#4268 [21:33] <Thrae> Skraatchh: Try a different browser, like Firefox (http://www.getfirefox.com)
#4269 [21:33] <Google> my minecraft donsent work on the 3ds
#4270 [21:33] <Skraatchh> so am i fucked or am i fucked?
#4271 [21:33] * AuBot kicked Skraatchh from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4272 [21:33] <Google> your ultra fucked
#4273 [21:33] * AuBot kicked Google from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#4274 [21:33] <Hanz_Free> wow
#4275 [21:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Google: it isnt designed ot run on 3ds. next question?
#4276 [21:33] <helppp> lawl.
#4277 [21:33] <TheNytangel> *cough*
#4278 [21:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ~.~
#4279 [21:33] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ban him please?
#4280 [21:34] <Thrae> There actually is a Minecraft for the Nintendo DS, but its unofficial of course
#4281 [21:34] <Hanz_Free> I am going to pretend it was for his poor grammar
#4282 [21:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> google = apple
#4283 [21:34] <deadfire813> my minecraft isn't connecting or running
#4284 [21:34] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Thrae: then ofcourse we dont support it
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#4286 [21:34] <deadfire813> now
#4287 [21:34] <Thrae> deadfire813: Can you connect to minecraft.net on a browser?
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#4289 [21:34] <googlesrevenge> hellaaaaaaaa
#4290 [21:35] <deadfire813> that is the only way i can connect
#4291 [21:35] <deadfire813> from mminecrat.net
#4292 [21:35] <Thrae> deadfire813: Did you used to pirate the game?
#4293 [21:35] <googlesrevenge> can u guys help please answer
#4294 [21:35] <Thrae> ??> deadfire813 win/unpirate
#4295 [21:35] <VoxelHead> deadfire813: (win/unpirate) Open notepad as admin. Open your hosts file (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts). Find and remove any lines containing urls on minecraft.net.
#4296 [21:35] <|Kiikun|Janus|> googlesrevenge: as thrae has informed me, there is a 3ds minecraft. unofficial and not something we can support.
#4297 [21:35] <Peaches> Thrae It didn't work, however I think I'm just going to call it a nice try for tonight, thank you for your time.
#4298 [21:35] <deadfire813> not on this cpu
#4299 [21:35] <Thrae> deadfire813: Check anyway.
#4300 [21:35] <googlesrevenge> oh thanks
#4301 [21:36] <|Kiikun|Janus|> googlesrevenge: go to wherever you got it and ask
#4302 [21:36] <googlesrevenge> oksssssssssss
#4303 [21:37] <helppp> Hanz_Free: everything is up to date
#4304 [21:37] <googlesrevenge> does anyone want to sing a song
#4305 [21:37] <Hanz_Free> helppp: did you try reinstalling minecraft
#4306 [21:38] <helppp> yes i have
#4307 [21:38] <Hanz_Free> helppp: also do you have any mods installed
#4308 [21:38] <googlesrevenge> never say never!!!
#4309 [21:38] <helppp> ive reinstalled java aswell
#4310 [21:38] <helppp> no mods
#4311 [21:38] <helppp> no texture packs
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#4313 [21:38] <Hanz_Free> helppp: Any message when the screen freezes or is it just a lock up
#4314 [21:38] <googlesrevenge> yeah we sould sing megadeth insead
#4315 [21:38] <deadfire813> Thrae how do i cheak
#4316 [21:38] <GreyVulpine> !k googlesrevenge
#4317 [21:38] * GreyBot kicked googlesrevenge from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:790>)
#4318 [21:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> googlesrevenge: as theres PLENTY of chat going on regarding people in need of help, please dont spam the chat.
#4319 [21:38] * GreyVulpine coughs
#4319 [21:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> or that.
#4320 [21:38] <helppp> no message, it just stops for 10 seconds then continues
#4321 [21:38] <|Kiikun|Janus|> thats 3 kicks now
#4322 [21:39] <helppp> like a maassive lag spike
#4323 [21:39] <Thrae> deadfire813: Follow the instructions the VoxelHead bot spouted out.
#4324 [21:39] <Hanz_Free> helppp: but it still runs?
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#4326 [21:39] <helppp> yes
#4327 [21:39] <helppp> still runs afterwards
#4328 [21:39] <WTFUCK> heys
#4329 [21:39] <Hanz_Free> helppp: how much ram do you have and what type of cpu
#4330 [21:39] <|Kiikun|Janus|> ;kick WTFUCK change nick
#4331 [21:39] * AuBot kicked |Kiikun|Janus| from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#4334 [21:39] <helppp> alienware laptop m14x, 8g ram
#4335 [21:39] * |Kiikun|Janus| doesnt care about getting kicked for kicking him :P
#4335 [21:39] <Hanz_Free> helppp: and is this a local game or another server
#4336 [21:39] <helppp> 750g hardrive
#4337 [21:40] <helppp> happens in my own server and singleplayer
#4338 [21:40] <deadfire813> Thrae i did bro i can't find it any
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#4340 [21:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> GreyVulpine: i think he wants to be banned now.
#4341 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> !kb Megadeth
#4342 [21:40] * GreyBot kicked Megadeth from #minecrafthelp (Reason: <Kicks:791>)
#4343 [21:40] <GreyVulpine> Indeed
#4344 [21:40] <Hanz_Free> helppp: well now you have me stumped I tend to have a bit of lag from time to time but my computer is old and terrible
#4345 [21:40] <|Kiikun|Janus|> :3
#4346 [21:40] <helppp> im stumped aswell :P
#4347 [21:40] <deadfire813> i can't find hosts
#4348 [21:40] <Hanz_Free> helppp: try closing everything that you are not using in the background
#4349 [21:41] <helppp> it was running fine until a few days ago
#4350 [21:41] <|Kiikun|Janus|> deadfire813: it might be hidden.
#4351 [21:41] <helppp> all i have open is skype
#4352 [21:41] <helppp> and hamachi
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#4354 [21:41] <Wug> |Kiikun|Janus|: you can pm commands to wugbot
#4355 [21:42] <Hanz_Free> helppp: did you look for malware or viruses
#4356 [21:42] <helppp> yep
#4357 [21:42] <helppp> none.
#4358 [21:42] <|Kiikun|Janus|> Wug: ah, forgot that part. :P
#4359 [21:42] <Hanz_Free> helppp: if the game is still running i don't think your problem is minecraft
#4360 [21:42] * |Kiikun|Janus| baps self
#4360 [21:42] <deadfire813> threa found it
#4361 [21:42] * |Kiikun|Janus| scripts an alias actually.
#4361 [21:42] <Wug> I have a /w command already
#4362 [21:43] <deadfire813> Thrae found it
#4363 [21:43] <dylanbarberdude> how f
#4364 [21:43] <helppp> the freezes have been happening only recently so i bet youre right
#4365 [21:43] <deadfire813> Thrae now what
#4366 [21:43] <helppp> any suggestions on what to do?
#4367 [21:43] <dylanbarberdude> how do i creeate a bot on my channel
#4368 [21:43] <Hanz_Free> helppp: virus scan, defrag your hard drive
#4369 [21:44] <helppp> how do i defrag?
#4370 [21:44] <Thrae> deadfire813: Open Notepad as administrator, open the hosts file, find any reference to minecraft.net and delete it.
#4371 [21:45] <Hanz_Free> helppp: start>accessories>system tools>defrag
#4372 [21:45] <deadfire813> Thrae there was none i the first place
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#4374 [21:45] <Hanz_Free> or disk defragmenter
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#4376 [21:45] <Hanz_Free> helppp: or you can just use the run command line thing
#4377 [21:46] <Joey> can some help me with my download
#4378 [21:46] <Hanz_Free> helppp: I think it is dfrg
#4379 [21:46] <deadfire813> Thrae ok there deleted now what
#4380 [21:46] <helppp> its in process
#4381 [21:46] <helppp> one second
#4382 [21:46] <Thrae> deadfire813: Try Minecraft again.
#4383 [21:46] <Hanz_Free> helppp: it is going ot take a few hours
#4384 [21:46] <helppp> said 5% frag, defragging now
#4385 [21:47] <squiggy> every time i try to play this thing pops up after it loads what do i do
#4386 [21:47] <helppp> hours? really? :P
#4387 [21:47] <helppp> and how is this gonna help minecraft?
#4388 [21:47] <Hanz_Free> helppp: it helps reduce access time when it reads your hard drive
#4389 [21:48] <deadfire813> Thrae it say's can't connect
#4390 [21:48] <Thrae> deadfire813: Have you reinstalled Java?
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#4392 [21:48] <squiggy> evrery time i try to play this thing pops up after it loads
#4393 [21:49] <squiggy> what do i do
#4394 [21:49] <helppp> did another virus scan, came up clean
#4395 [21:49] <Hanz_Free> helppp: if everything is updated and it is still running slow you could try reducing the visual settings
#4396 [21:50] <deadfire813> Thrae doing it right now
#4397 [21:50] <helppp> it doesnt run slow
#4398 [21:50] <Thrae> ??> deadfire813 win/javara
#4399 [21:50] <VoxelHead> deadfire813: (win/javara) JavaRa is a tool for removing broken Java installations. If your java installation is failing with errors, running JavaRa might clear them up.
#4400 [21:50] <VoxelHead> deadfire813: (win/javara) JavaRa's info and download website is: http://raproducts.org/wordpress/software
#4401 [21:50] <helppp> i have it on max settings and im at like 250ish fps all the time
#4402 [21:50] <helppp> its just every couple minutes it freezes for 10 seconds and then returns
#4403 [21:51] <helppp> and for the next second everything goes really fast, so its a 10 second lag spike
#4404 [21:51] <Hanz_Free> helppp: well I am out of suggestions other then defrag your hard drive
#4405 [21:51] <helppp> where i cant move in the game
#4406 [21:51] <helppp> i can move the cursor outside of minecraft, just not in game D:
#4407 [21:52] <helppp> 50
#4408 [21:52] <helppp> % relocated on the defrag
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#4410 [21:54] <fuogo> ugh
#4411 [21:54] <fuogo> ok
#4412 [21:54] <fuogo> deadfire813
#4413 [21:54] <skill> http://pastebin.com/vWLZLd7p
#4414 [21:55] <fuogo> ok im deadfire813
#4415 [21:55] <skill> I got an error regarding bad video card driver, so you told me to do this.
#4416 [21:56] <Hanz_Free> skill: intel chipset for your graphics card these are normally terrible
#4417 [21:56] <Thrae> skill: Grab the latest driver for the Intel 82915G from downloadcenter.intel.com. There's no guaruntee it'll work, as your video chipset is very old and known to have problems with OpenGL, a massive software library used by a huge number of games.
#4418 [21:56] <fuogo> ok well im deadfiree813
#4419 [21:56] <Thrae> fuogo: Did you run JavaRa?
#4420 [21:56] <fuogo> yah it failed balls so im just unistallinf java
#4421 [21:57] <skill> is this free
#4422 [21:57] <Thrae> fuogo: If it failed that is usually an indicator your Java is very corrupt.
#4423 [21:57] <Thrae> skill: Downloading updated drivers from Intel's website? Yes, its a free service.
#4424 [21:57] <fuogo> Thrae no it didn't work
#4425 [21:57] <fuogo> i tried it and the program didn't woork
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#4427 [21:58] <Thrae> fuogo: Well just try uninstalling all versions of Java on your system one by one and hope it works.
#4428 [21:59] <mib_clvwof> Hey my mine craft crashed cause of my texture pack and it wont let me get to browser to turn it off so what do i do?
#4429 [21:59] <Thrae> mib_clvwof: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#4430 [22:00] <fuogo> Thraewot it works thanks guys
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#4433 [22:00] <Hanz_Free> Thrae: I am hoping for one day that someone answer OS/2 Warp
#4434 [22:00] <mib_clvwof> windows
#4435 [22:00] <fuogo> Thrae thank you so much
#4436 [22:00] <|Kiikun|Janus|> erp..
#4437 [22:00] <Thrae> Hanz_Free: I run Solaris :D
#4438 [22:01] <Hanz_Free> Thrae: I had a solaris machine my brother ran off with it
#4439 [22:01] <|Kiikun|Janus|> sorry for the clutter :P
#4440 [22:01] <Hanz_Free> Thrae: it was old anyway
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#4442 [22:08] <revolpup> on minecraft, for me, it says it's loading, java loads whatever, the the little box where i should be playing the game turns white
#4443 [22:08] <revolpup> well, first it turns black
#4444 [22:09] <skill> The error message I received when I tried to download was "The driver being installed is not validated for this computer. Please obtain the appropriate driver from the computer's manufacturer.
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#4446 [22:11] <|Kiikun|> skill: that means you shoudl go to the drivers page of the people who built your computer. dell, hp, toshiba?
#4447 [22:12] <skill> I am there. Now what should I do?
#4448 [22:12] <|Kiikun|> skill: on the driver page for your model of laptop?
#4449 [22:12] <skill> this is a desktop. does that matter?
#4450 [22:13] <|Kiikun|> skill: erm.. desktop. doesnt matter.
#4451 [22:13] <skill> Optiplex SX280
#4452 [22:13] <|Kiikun|> skill: look for Video, Graphics, or Display.
#4453 [22:14] * |Kiikun| scrolls up to find skill's dxdiag
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#4454 [22:14] <|Kiikun|> skill: you want to download the video driver for Intel 82915G.
#4455 [22:15] <obi_wan> hello i have encountered a problem
#4456 [22:15] <obi_wan> can someone help?
#4457 [22:15] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: the force is not with you? sorry :P and yes we can help. just describe the prob :D
#4458 [22:15] <obi_wan> please?
#4459 [22:16] <obi_wan> anyone?
#4460 [22:16] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: please describe the problem
#4461 [22:16] <obi_wan> please i need help!!!!
#4462 [22:16] <TheNytangel> Ohhh
#4463 [22:16] <obi_wan> ok i got a texture pack and now everytime i open minecraft it goes black what should i do because i cant go on to change the texture pack
#4464 [22:17] <TheNytangel> That was on BFH I think that I saw an obi_wan.. never mind..
#4465 [22:17] <TheNytangel> Maybe it wasn't
#4466 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: delete the texture pack
#4467 [22:17] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: you on windows?
#4468 [22:17] <obi_wan> i cant because when i open minecraft it goes black so i cant go to anything to delete it and when i go to .minecraft and delete it it says its running in another program so it cant :(
#4469 [22:18] <obi_wan> yes i have a windows 7
#4470 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: oh. you already went in there.. ok did you load this vis the client or the webpage?
#4471 [22:18] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: client = downloaded exe
#4472 [22:18] <obi_wan> so what should i do?
#4473 [22:19] <obi_wan> yes...
#4474 [22:19] <Hanz_Free> could it be that he still has minecraft running
#4475 [22:19] <obi_wan> i reinstalled it
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#4477 [22:19] <buz> hello
#4478 [22:19] <obi_wan> no
#4479 [22:20] <obi_wan> but what should i do?
#4480 [22:20] <buz> can some one help me?
#4481 [22:20] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: yes is not an answer to a multiple choice question. did you start minecraft via the browser or the client?
#4482 [22:20] <Hanz_Free> buz: please state your problem
#4483 [22:20] <buz> well
#4484 [22:20] <buz> so i have gma 450 :/
#4485 [22:21] <obi_wan> client and browser i tried both
#4486 [22:21] <buz> and i was wondering is there anyway to speed it up?
#4487 [22:21] <Hanz_Free> throw it in a gravity well
#4488 [22:21] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: ok. do you know how to check if the javaw proccess is still running?
#4489 [22:21] <obi_wan> i have a HUGE problem...
#4490 [22:21] <buz> huh?
#4491 [22:22] <buz> hanz have a fix?
#4492 [22:22] <Hanz_Free> buz: sorry sarcastic response, not much you can do is that the intel chipset
#4493 [22:22] <buz> yeah
#4494 [22:23] <obi_wan> kiikun i have no idea
#4495 [22:23] <Hanz_Free> buz: sorry not much you can do with it
#4496 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: press ctrl+shift+esc
#4497 [22:23] <buz> :( why cant notch fix that? its just a 16bit game
#4498 [22:23] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: click the processes tab, and look f or javaw
#4499 [22:23] <Hanz_Free> buz: sorry it is not a 16bit game the design was made to look 16 bit
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#4501 [22:24] <buz> huh
#4502 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: if its there, click it and click 'end process'
#4503 [22:24] <obi_wan> processes tab?
#4504 [22:24] <buz> then how much bit is the game?
#4505 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: you pressed ctrl+shift+esc?
#4506 [22:24] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: its a keyboard shortcut for task manager
#4507 [22:25] <Hanz_Free> buz: that question really doesn't help, the game requires hardware acceleration
#4508 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> buz: this isnt a 16bit game. its FAR from a 16bit game
#4509 [22:25] <obi_wan> ok what do i look for again?
#4510 [22:25] <buz> mk
#4511 [22:25] <buz> well if i were to go shopping for a new pc
#4512 [22:25] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: look for javaw. if its there, click it and click 'end process'
#4513 [22:26] <buz> what wold run mc at atleast 50 fps
#4514 [22:26] <buz> would*
#4515 [22:26] <obi_wan> its not there
#4516 [22:26] <|Kiikun|> ??> buz requirements
#4517 [22:26] <VoxelHead> buz: (requirements) Minecraft is a modern game, with modern requirements. It is also still under active development, so the code is by no means optimized (what do you expect? It's in beta!). As such, you will not be able to reasonably expect the game to run on a system with less than 1.5GiB of RAM- the game itself allocates 1GB at startup. You will also need a somewhat modern video card and relatively fast CPU.
#4518 [22:26] <Thrae> buz: The Intel Graphics chipset is an integrated GPU that shares resources with your CPU. Its not a dedicated GPU -- you need one of those. From AMD/ATI or Nvidia.
#4519 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: ok. i was hoping to avoid tellign you to completely close your browser.
#4520 [22:27] <Thrae> buz: If it's a desktop computer you may just need to buy a modern graphics card.
#4521 [22:27] <obi_wan> what now?
#4522 [22:27] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: your going to have to completely close your browser, then try deleting the file
#4523 [22:27] <buz> its a laptop
#4524 [22:27] <buz> bu its jacked up on cpu and ram
#4525 [22:27] <buz> 2gb ram
#4526 [22:28] <obi_wan> wait what?
#4527 [22:28] <buz> and 2.00 mhz or what ever of cpu
#4528 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: ignore the wall of text from vox
#4529 [22:28] <Hanz_Free> buz: laptops tend to have worse system specs then desktops and the GMA chip set is not enough
#4530 [22:28] <buz> yeah
#4531 [22:28] <|Kiikun|> obi: your browser is preventing you from deleting the file since you tried to open minecraft via the webpage.
#4532 [22:28] <Thrae> buz: 2GB of RAM is rather small these days, especially for integrated graphics like you have. The Intel graphics chipset is one of the worst chipsets for gaming.
#4533 [22:28] <Hanz_Free> buz: that of course is changing but you can not upgrade the system beyond ram and possibly the CPU but that might be more difficult
#4534 [22:29] <obi_wan> kiikun what do i have to do?
#4535 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> obi: youll have to close your webbrowser. all windows. then try deleting the file.
#4536 [22:29] <Hanz_Free> buz: but you are still left with that intel graphics chipset
#4537 [22:29] <buz> yeah
#4538 [22:29] <Thrae> buz: If you want to get a new laptop for gaming, I recommend one with Nvidia Optimus.
#4539 [22:29] <buz> price range?
#4540 [22:29] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: if that doesnt work, a reboot may be required. after that try deleting it again.
#4541 [22:30] <Thrae> buz: $900-$1200 USD.
#4542 [22:30] <buz> :/
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#4545 [22:30] <Hanz_Free> buz: laptops are not cheap you could try an old desktop
#4546 [22:30] <buz> hmm
#4547 [22:30] <Mangos> I need help, my minecraft game refuses to launch every time I try to update it
#4548 [22:31] <Hanz_Free> buz: I have played this game using an old 64 bit AMD and a 7000 series GPU from nvidia with 2 gig of ram
#4549 [22:31] <Mangos> anyone know how to fix that/
#4550 [22:31] <Thrae> buz: Laptops are about 50% more expensive than desktops for the same power. Again, if it's a desktop, make sure it has a dedicated GPU.
#4551 [22:31] <Hanz_Free> not the best framerates but above 20
#4552 [22:31] <Thrae> Preferably Nvidia or ATI/AMD
#4553 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: you have to delete the texture pack. your browser is 'claiming' it, not letting you delete it.
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#4555 [22:31] <buz> are those hard to find?
#4556 [22:31] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: closing your browser completely should stop it from doing that and let you delete the texture pack
#4557 [22:32] <Hanz_Free> buz: online or your trusted computer store
#4558 [22:32] <buz> because intel is like the shittest but mot popular
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#4560 [22:32] <buz> hmm
#4561 [22:32] <Thrae> buz: You just have to make sure it has a dedicated GPU.
#4562 [22:32] <buz> dedicated gpu
#4563 [22:32] <xavierarmstrong> Has anyone has any issues with running minecraft after updating java lately?
#4564 [22:32] <buz> what does that mean?
#4565 [22:32] <Hanz_Free> buz: they are cheap but you can easily find a dedicated GPU almost every electronic store sells them
#4566 [22:32] <obi_wan> kiikun thanks and if worst comes to worst how do i reeboot?
#4567 [22:32] <Thrae> So don't buy anything that doesn't.
#4568 [22:33] <Thrae> buz: That means it has a video card in it.
#4569 [22:33] <buz> hmm
#4570 [22:33] <Hanz_Free> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_processing_unit
#4571 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: yes. if for some reason that doesnt work. reboot then try deleting the texture pack before you do anything else
#4572 [22:33] <Hanz_Free> they look like this
#4573 [22:33] <Thrae> Or, for a laptop, that means it has an Nvidia or ATI/AMD graphics chipset.
#4574 [22:33] <obi_wan> how do i reeboot?
#4575 [22:33] <Hanz_Free> buz: but you can't get one for your laptop unless some manufacturers started doing something different
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#4577 [22:33] <TheNytangel> ...
#4578 [22:33] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: reboot means to shut down your PC and start it back up
#4579 [22:34] <Thrae> obi_wan: You've never rebooted your computer before?
#4580 [22:34] <TheNytangel> Lol
#4581 [22:34] <buz> so if i were going to get a used pc would i aim for a vista or xp?
#4582 [22:34] <obi_wan> ok thanks and goodbye
#4583 [22:34] * |Kiikun| is NOT surprised
#4583 [22:34] <Hanz_Free> buz: doesn't really matter XP will run it
#4584 [22:34] <|Kiikun|> obi_wan: your welcoem to come back if you have more problems :3
#4585 [22:34] <Thrae> buz: If it's as cheap as you want it, probably XP
#4586 [22:34] <Hanz_Free> buz: And linux will run it
#4587 [22:34] <buz> yeah
#4588 [22:35] <|Kiikun|> nyt, thrae: i dont think my girlfriend's family ever shut their PC off. they just let it lock the users
#4589 [22:35] <buz> so the most important thing i need is a dedicated gpu, and that will fix my low fps problem?
#4590 [22:36] <Hanz_Free> buz: that and at least 2 gigs of ram and a decent CPU
#4591 [22:36] <buz> yeah ik
#4592 [22:36] <TheNytangel> |Kiikun|, I don't think you ever learned how to highlight..
#4593 [22:36] <buz> if its a tower its not going to ever have like -2.00ghz of cpu
#4594 [22:36] * |Kiikun| shrugs!
#4594 [22:37] <skill> I tried to install on my laptop and it worked. Thanks for your help and mentioning laptop to me. GN.
#4595 [22:37] <|Kiikun|> :#
#4596 [22:37] <Thrae> buz: Most likely it'll be a Pentium 4 with at least 2GHz, as there are tons of those out there. But they'll probably skimp on the RAM.
#4597 [22:38] <buz> cant you add ram?
#4598 [22:38] <Thrae> Yep, you can
#4599 [22:38] <buz> yeah
#4600 [22:38] <buz> and whats a pentium 4?
#4601 [22:38] <Hanz_Free> buz: old around 10 years
#4602 [22:38] <Thrae> Old Intel processor, from before the Dual Core and Core i
#4603 [22:38] <|Kiikun|> buz: even if you cant 'add' it, you can swap whatever ram sticks are there for larger capacity ones usually
#4604 [22:39] <Hanz_Free> buz: you can try fo something more recent which would be a better choice
#4605 [22:39] <buz> okay thanks
#4606 [22:39] <Hanz_Free> buz: just make sure your mother board will support the graphics card you pick up
#4607 [22:39] <|Kiikun|> :P and has the slot. but he's gone~
#4608 [22:39] <Hanz_Free> next question what is AGP and why doesn't anyone make them anymore
#4609 [22:40] <TheNytangel> oldtopman
#4610 [22:40] <Hanz_Free> details details if he gets an old P4 odds are someone just tossed it to him
#4611 [22:40] <oldtopman> >.>
#4612 [22:40] <|Kiikun|> agp got shot in the head by pci-express
#4613 [22:40] <Hanz_Free> indeed
#4614 [22:40] <oldtopman> TheNytangel: Already?
#4615 [22:40] <TheNytangel> oldtopman, dunno :P
#4616 [22:40] <xavierarmstrong> Has anyone been having an issue starting up minecraft
#4617 [22:40] <xavierarmstrong> getting it to open
#4618 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: getting the launcher to open?
#4619 [22:41] <xavierarmstrong> Yes
#4620 [22:41] <xavierarmstrong> Minecraft will work fine in browser
#4621 [22:41] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: someone was here yesterday with that prob.
#4622 [22:42] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: your windows username have an ! in it?
#4623 [22:42] <xavierarmstrong> I updated java and now it won't open
#4624 [22:42] <xavierarmstrong> let me see
#4625 [22:42] <Thrae> Hanz_Free: Shop I used to work at still sells P4 computers, 512-1024MB of RAM and either Intel or Nvidia graphics, fully loaded with XP, for like $89
#4626 [22:42] <xavierarmstrong> Wait....
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#4628 [22:42] <xavierarmstrong> My windows username is the same as mine here
#4629 [22:42] <Thrae> Gets you on the Internet and playing most casual games
#4630 [22:42] <xavierarmstrong> just the x and a are caps
#4631 [22:42] <nscian12> hey can someone help me my minecraft is so messed up it won't download packages anymore :/
#4632 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: that shoudl be fine. so thats not the prob... you updated java..
#4633 [22:43] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: have you tried redownloading the client?
#4634 [22:43] <xavierarmstrong> yes and it's not version 1.7 it's verson 1.6 update 24
#4635 [22:43] <xavierarmstrong> Yes about six times
#4636 [22:43] <Mangos> do you guys know where to download earlier updates?
#4637 [22:43] <Mangos> I only have version 1.5 and it wont let me update
#4638 [22:43] <nscian12> I'll attempt that again
#4639 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: you are on windows, right? i asumed earlier
#4640 [22:44] <xavierarmstrong> yes
#4641 [22:44] <Hanz_Free> Thrae: cheap I have a bunch or those machines in my basement if he lived near by I would have just tossed him one
#4642 [22:44] <xavierarmstrong> Windows 7
#4643 [22:44] <Thrae> Mangos: What's your account name?
#4644 [22:44] <nscian12> well I tried deleting the .minecraft folder (after making a copy) and it refused to make a new one
#4645 [22:44] <Mangos> ahmangos
#4646 [22:44] <Thrae> !paid ahmangos
#4647 [22:44] <Mangos> yes I have!
#4648 [22:44] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: actually.. if you have java 6u24 you cant be up to date. 6u27 is most recent
#4649 [22:44] <Thrae> Mangos: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#4650 [22:45] <Mangos> windows
#4651 [22:45] <Thrae> ??> Mangos win/reinst
#4652 [22:45] <VoxelHead> Mangos: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4653 [22:45] <VoxelHead> Mangos: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4654 [22:45] <Mangos> I have version 1.5 but I havent played in a while and now when I try to update it says "Failed to launch" and gives me an error
#4655 [22:45] <xavierarmstrong> Well I just updated it today like at 3pm and that's what I thought it was
#4656 [22:45] * mib_snbj7s [mib_snbj7s@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#4657 [22:45] <Thrae> Mangos: Download the latest client off the website too
#4658 [22:45] <Thrae> !client
#4659 [22:45] <|Kiikun|> xavierarmstrong: ah ok.