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#3 [00:15] <gretchen> is any1 on?
#4 [00:16] <gretchen> hello
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#7 [00:23] <panitaliemom> um... hello?
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#9 [00:25] <gomezz34> um, what do i do here? no one talks
#10 [00:29] <almostroot> gomezz34: What's the issue?
#11 [00:31] <gomezz34> well, whenever i try to download minecraft standalone launcher, it downloads, then I double-click on it, and nothing happens. It used to work, but now none of the copies work. I realize it must be a pc issue, but I don't know what.
#12 [00:32] <almostroot> gomezz34: Using Windows? What version of Java is installed?
#13 [00:32] <almostroot> ??> gomezz34 java/version
#14 [00:32] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#15 [00:32] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#16 [00:35] <gomezz34> version 6 update 26 and yes, on windows
#17 [00:35] <almostroot> gomezz34: Update to version 6 update 27, if that does;t help, try reinstalling minecraft.
#18 [00:36] <almostroot> ??> gomezz34 win/reinst/bat
#19 [00:36] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#20 [00:36] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#24 [00:38] <gomezz34> ran it, then tried minecraft again, and still nothing
#25 [00:38] <almostroot> gomezz34: Both the Java update and the reinstallation script?
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#27 [00:39] <gomezz34> java update? i thought i needed version 6 update 26
#28 [00:39] <almostroot> gomezz34: Re-read my earlier message.
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#33 [00:47] <Me> Hello?
#34 [00:48] <almostroot> ?? ask
#35 [00:48] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#36 [00:48] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
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#38 [00:49] <Me> When I try to start a new world the loading thing doesn't show up then it just turns black.
#39 [00:50] <almostroot> Me: Has it worked before? Are you using Windows?
#40 [00:50] <Me> Yes and yes
#41 [00:50] <almostroot> Me: Did you recently try to install a mod or texture pack/
#42 [00:50] <Me> No
#43 [00:51] <almostroot> Me: Check your version of Java, prate to 6 update 27 if that isn;t your current version.
#44 [00:51] <almostroot> ??> Me java/version
#45 [00:51] <VoxelHead> Me: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#46 [00:51] <VoxelHead> Me: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
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#48 [00:52] <Me> It's using the latest version
#49 [00:52] <almostroot> Me: Which is version 6 update 27?
#50 [00:52] <gomezz34> alright, i'm back, and it still will not work
#51 [00:52] <Me> yes
#52 [00:52] <almostroot> Me: Try reinstalling. Use these instructions...
#53 [00:52] <almostroot> ??> Me win/reinst
#54 [00:52] <VoxelHead> Me: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#55 [00:52] <VoxelHead> Me: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#56 [00:53] <almostroot> gomezz34: Try the exact same instructions from VoxelHead
#57 [00:53] <Me> thanks mate!
#58 [00:53] <almostroot> ^
#59 [00:53] <almostroot> >.>
#60 [00:54] <almostroot> Sleep now. Good luck.
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#62 [00:54] <gomezz34> tried it, but there is nothing coming up
#63 [00:54] <gomezz34> whenever i double click the minecraft one that i just downloaded, nothing pops up
#64 [00:55] <gomezz34> alright, let me rephrase that
#65 [00:56] <gomezz34> whenever i go to the download minecraft site, then download minecraft, it downloads, but whenever i double click it, it asks me to run it and I say "yes" then nothing happens
#66 [00:58] <gomezz34> can someone please help
#67 [00:58] <iTreefish> Open the task manager (ctrl+alt+delete) & see if Mincraft.exe is running (2nd tab to the right in the task manager)
#68 [00:59] <iTreefish> And see if java-something or other is running. If one or both are kill them both & try rerunning mc
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#70 [01:02] <gomezz34> no, neither of them are running
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#72 [01:03] <iTreefish> Sorry, that's all I xan tell you then short of restarting and /or redownloading
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#74 [01:04] <mib_6voys8> is any1 on?
#75 [01:04] <Xanadar> o.o
#76 [01:04] <Xanadar> *can
#77 [01:04] <mib_6voys8> do u know how to install plugins???
#78 [01:05] <mib_6voys8> hello
#79 [01:05] <gomezz34> yes
#80 [01:05] <gomezz34> i think so anyway
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#82 [01:06] <mib_6voys8> can u help me im realy stuck
#83 [01:06] <iTreefish> ?? ask
#84 [01:06] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#85 [01:06] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#86 [01:07] <gomezz34> what about plug-ins?
#87 [01:08] <mib_6voys8> ?? ask
#88 [01:08] <VoxelHead> ask: Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#89 [01:08] <VoxelHead> ask: If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#90 [01:08] <mib_6voys8> i need help
#91 [01:09] <mib_6voys8> hello
#92 [01:09] <gomezz34> hello? is anyone there? i've stated my question above
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#94 [01:12] <gomezz34> alright, well, i'll just state my issue again. Whenever I download minecraft, it downloads, and it saves to a spot. I double click on it and it says "do you want to run" and I click "yes" then nothing happens
#95 [01:15] <gomezz34> hello? is anyone there? i need help
#96 [01:15] <iTreefish> Did you reboot?
#97 [01:16] <gomezz34> yes
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#99 [01:17] <iTreefish> How large is the downloaded file?
#100 [01:17] <gomezz34> 264kb
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#102 [01:20] <iTreefish> K, and you did all that .mincraft folder stuff?
#103 [01:20] <iTreefish> ?? Win/reinstall
#104 [01:21] <iTreefish> Oops sorry, wrong command :)
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#106 [01:25] <gomezz34> yes
#107 [01:26] <gomezz34> i did all of the java updates minecraft reinstall, nothing haappens
#108 [01:30] <iTreefish> But it worked for you before right?
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#112 [01:32] <xarcus> My minecraft crashed an i dont know what to do
#113 [01:32] <iTreefish> & your sure you are using the correct version of java (32 or 64)?
#114 [01:32] <gomezz34> yes
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#116 [01:32] <gomezz34> it worked perfectly before
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#118 [01:33] <gomezz34> and how would i check if i was or wasn't using the correct form of java
#119 [01:33] <lineskier> http://www.java.com/en/download/
#120 [01:33] <iTreefish> Do you know if you computer is 32 or 64 bits?
#121 [01:34] <xarcus> I tried to get a texture pack and when i clicked on it it crashed
#122 [01:34] <iTreefish> ??> gomezz34 java/version
#123 [01:34] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#124 [01:34] <VoxelHead> gomezz34: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#125 [01:35] <wYh0iUt> Anyone can help me with my issue ? When I loggin a specific server I get a Gray Screen and when few seconds pass it turns black and the game freeze , I have the right java just verified it ( You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 27). ) And somewhere I saw its something about the center of the map or something when you walk in you get that
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#127 [01:38] <xarcus> can any one help i tried installing a texture pack but when i did it crashed
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#129 [01:38] <iTreefish> xarcus: Does it work again when you remove the texture pack
#130 [01:39] <xarcus> when i try to start the game it crashes without letting me get to the menu
#131 [01:39] <xarcus> so i cant remove the texture pack
#132 [01:39] <gomezz34> it's there and it's updated, but it doesn't say 32 or 64 bit, and wouldn't that mess up some of my other games too, which it doesn't.
#133 [01:44] <wYh0iUt> Well yeah nowhere says if its 32 or 64 I am running 64x Windows 7 and I dont think the recommended version of java is for 64x and the site of java is so confusing I can't understand What I have to download to have the 64x version
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#137 [01:46] <gartral> TheNytangel: You Suck! :P
#138 [01:46] <|Kiikun|> lol
#139 [01:46] * |Kiikun| pokes gartral
#139 [01:46] <gartral> hi |Kiikun|
#140 [01:47] <wYh0iUt> Can anyone give me a link for 64x Java Windows 7 ?
#141 [01:47] <|Kiikun|> ??> wYh0iUt getjava
#142 [01:47] <VoxelHead> wYh0iUt: (getjava) http://www.java.com/en/download/
#143 [01:48] <|Kiikun|> wYh0iUt: also.. its x64. means 64-bit. x86 is to represent the 386-486-586-686 lines..
#144 [01:48] <wYh0iUt> Where I can see what version is my java 32 or 64 ? Because in the verify page I get only ( you have the recommended version of java 6 , 27 and thats all
#145 [01:49] * |Kiikun| points at 'all java downloads'
#145 [01:50] <wYh0iUt> There are only 2 downloads for Windows Online and Offline :/
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#147 [01:51] <wYh0iUt> My main problem is :
#148 [01:51] <wYh0iUt> Anyone can help me with my issue ? When I loggin a specific server I get a Gray Screen and when few seconds pass it turns black and the game freeze , I have the right java just verified it ( You have the recommended Java installed (Version 6 Update 27). ) And somewhere I saw its something about the center of the map or something when you walk in you get that
#149 [01:51] <wYh0iUt> But this is only in One server and I dont think its client side
#150 [01:51] <wYh0iUt> But still I want to be sure my java is the best for my OS
#151 [01:52] <|Kiikun|> i think the installer will autodetect. or you need to try it with a 64bit browser
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#163 [02:46] <simenx> Hello there guys :) i got a domene how can i set up a online server there?
#164 [02:57] <simenx> can anyone hlep me , trying to set up a server on my www domain
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#167 [03:06] <lemon-rev> simenx why dont you ask the guys on the domain to set up a server on your host demain and then good luck
#168 [03:07] <simenx> ok tnx :)
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#172 [03:33] <mib_75zia5> oh looks its wug
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#176 [03:42] <Light> Hello?
#177 [03:42] <Light> I need some help here!
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#182 [04:04] <mib_hrlabc> hu wants sex
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#184 [04:18] <gartral> TheNytangel: hey guy, i can't use anything on your server
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#192 [04:52] <gav> when i try to go on multiplayer it says the server has banned me what do i do
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#194 [04:55] <stuck> when i go on multiplayer it says the server has banned me, what do i do?
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#199 [05:20] <angelsl> hl
#200 [05:20] <angelsl> hi*
#201 [05:20] <angelsl> minecraft loves to give me flickering like this -> http://localhostr.com/file/R80v6pl/Help2.png
#202 [05:21] <angelsl> happens mostly after a block is changed/redstone change/piston/etc
#203 [05:21] <angelsl> and fixes after a few seconds
#204 [05:21] <angelsl> but it's bloody annoyign x_x
#205 [05:22] <angelsl> here's a more prominent .. example http://localhostr.com/file/hHjl3oW/Helo3.png
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#207 [05:25] <BarryCarlyon_> angelsl: its a combination of your texture pack, and your modded client taking its time to render as it wastes time thinking about your mods.
#208 [05:25] <angelsl> happens without the texture pack too
#209 [05:25] <angelsl> as in default
#210 [05:25] <BarryCarlyon_> Your client is modded.
#211 [05:26] <angelsl> true
#212 [05:26] <BarryCarlyon_> Thats the problem.
#213 [05:26] <angelsl> that's very helpful
#214 [05:26] <dandhino> hi i have a problem when i try to connect to a server it says failed to connect to server connection refused:connect
#215 [05:27] <BarryCarlyon_> Well we can only really answer questions on vanilla clients.
#216 [05:27] <BarryCarlyon_> dandhino: said server is down. Or your banned from it.
#217 [05:27] <BarryCarlyon_> refused connect sounds like its down.
#218 [05:27] <dandhino> not down my friend say he is playing
#219 [05:28] <BarryCarlyon_> dandhino: proper host or a house host?
#220 [05:28] <dandhino> and he said he dident ban me
#221 [05:29] <dandhino> sorry what BarryCarlyon_
#222 [05:29] <BarryCarlyon_> How is the server hosted. Is it in his house or on a proper server on the internet?
#223 [05:29] <dandhino> its with log me in hamachi
#224 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> Theres your problem.
#225 [05:30] <dandhino> what
#226 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> Hamachi at its core is broken.
#227 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> Its great for file sharing.
#228 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> But rubbish for real time access stuff like gaming.
#229 [05:30] <angelsl> hamachi is fine, have you actually tried it?
#230 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> Yes.
#231 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> I use it for file sharing.
#232 [05:30] <dandhino> what should i do im not the host
#233 [05:30] <angelsl> ...
#234 [05:30] <BarryCarlyon_> Its not designed fro playing games.
#235 [05:31] <angelsl> have you tried it on minecraft?
#236 [05:31] <BarryCarlyon_> I defer to my previous statment.
#237 [05:31] <angelsl> so, no then
#238 [05:31] <BarryCarlyon_> You should not be using a sub standard VPS system for playing games.
#239 [05:31] <angelsl> you mean VPN
#240 [05:31] <BarryCarlyon_> Yah.
#241 [05:31] <dandhino> witch is what
#242 [05:31] <BarryCarlyon_> Typo :-P
#243 [05:31] <angelsl> and whether it's substandard or not doesn't matter
#244 [05:31] <angelsl> it works fine
#245 [05:32] <BarryCarlyon_> But its not what it is for is my argument.
#246 [05:32] <dandhino> but what should i do im not the host
#247 [05:32] <angelsl> well then what is it for?
#248 [05:32] <BarryCarlyon_> Let alone the fact it occupies a block of IP's is not supposed to be.
#249 [05:32] <BarryCarlyon_> Hamachi is for File Sharing. In a secure fashion for people who can't/won't set up a proper VPN.
#250 [05:32] <dandhino> what sould i do
#251 [05:32] <angelsl> and that is stated where?
#252 [05:33] <BarryCarlyon_> dandhino: don't use Hamachi. In this case are you sure you are using the correct IP.
#253 [05:33] <angelsl> it's a VPN, that's all it is
#254 [05:33] <BarryCarlyon_> angelsl: by me and several other people who actually set up VPN's for a living.
#255 [05:33] <BarryCarlyon_> And other network technologies.
#256 [05:33] <dandhino> i have been playing on it for a while and this just happend
#257 [05:33] <angelsl> oh hell you're a network engineer
#258 [05:33] <angelsl> no point arguing then, you must definitely be correct
#259 [05:34] <BarryCarlyon_> angelsl: you being serious? VPN's should not be used for playing games.
#260 [05:34] <angelsl> should not != can not != will not work well
#261 [05:34] <BarryCarlyon_> Too much latency for a start.
#262 [05:35] <angelsl> i've tried it, it actually works quite okay
#263 [05:37] <angelsl> redstone is a PITA
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#269 [05:59] <nublet> does anyone have a redstone repeater timing calculator or cheatsheet? I need to get two pistons to go off at the exact same time with one getting an inverse signal
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#274 [06:12] <kyro> Hello, Is Anyone here?
#275 [06:12] <BarryCarlyon_> no
#276 [06:13] <BarryCarlyon_> :-P
#277 [06:13] <BarryCarlyon_> I am for a bit.
#278 [06:13] <kyro> lol, I need help with myminecraft.
#279 [06:13] <BarryCarlyon_> Whats the problem. I'll see if I can help.
#280 [06:14] <kyro> Theses Past Few Days It Wont Let Me Use Minecraft :( i Can Only Play The Offline One.
#281 [06:14] <kyro> it Say Error...
#282 [06:14] <BarryCarlyon_> Whats the error message?
#283 [06:14] <kyro> ill check
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#286 [06:15] <Sam> Hi
#287 [06:15] <Sam> Do any of you know muhc about Hamachi servers?
#288 [06:15] <mib_l2e0x5> Hi I have a problem
#289 [06:15] <GreyVulpine> We know quite a bit about hamachi servers, which is why we generally won't support them. Causes too much of a headache
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#291 [06:16] <BarryCarlyon_> +1 to GreyVulpine
#292 [06:16] <Sam> would you be able to tell me a little bit about them cuz i am making one
#293 [06:16] <BarryCarlyon_> Yes. Don't.
#294 [06:16] <Sam> well i have made one but i want to make it so that u can use mods and how i make people op and things like that
#295 [06:16] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi doesn't do that for you, what you're looking for, is a modded server like bukkit
#296 [06:17] <GreyVulpine> Hamachi is just the VPN software so that you can get around port forwarding. The catch is, if your server runs on hamachi, everybody who wants to join, needs to install hamachi as well
#297 [06:17] <mib_l2e0x5> I've downloaded the texture pack animal crossing and after the download is gone minecraft not sign another mojang has also come
#298 [06:17] <GreyVulpine> mib_l2e0x5 - Remove the texture packs?
#299 [06:18] <kyro> it's a Longish one....
#300 [06:18] <mib_l2e0x5> I'm not going but
#301 [06:18] <BarryCarlyon_> kyro: http://pastebin.com/ it
#302 [06:18] <kyro> i just finished writing it down
#303 [06:19] <kyro> <html><Body>Font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.netsocketexception:Permission denined
#304 [06:19] <kyro> lol
#305 [06:19] <kyro> the fail For Faces
#306 [06:19] <GreyVulpine> kyro - Do you have java 1.7 installed?
#307 [06:19] <BarryCarlyon_> kyro: you on windows or mac. Sounds like you need to reinstall minecraft.
#308 [06:19] * BarryCarlyon_ defers to GreyVulpine
#308 [06:20] <kyro> i Have a HP Comp
#309 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> That doesn't answer my question
#310 [06:20] <kyro> Oh, I Have Windows 7
#311 [06:20] <GreyVulpine> Still doesn't answer my question
#312 [06:20] <mib_l2e0x5> I have to click the link to
#313 [06:21] <kyro> IDk ill Check if i have java 1.7
#314 [06:21] <kyro> is it new?
#315 [06:21] <GreyVulpine> If you have java 1.7 installed, it can break minecraft. you'll need to install 1.6 instead
#316 [06:22] <mib_l2e0x5> minecraft has gone up NOW LET'S always the bit I've downloaded texture pack
#317 [06:22] <kyro> ok,
#318 [06:22] <mib_l2e0x5> what can i do
#319 [06:22] <kyro> let's see.... Data..
#320 [06:22] <Sam> what can i use to make a server?
#321 [06:22] <Sam> well what do YOU reccomend
#322 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> Sam - http://bukkit.org/
#323 [06:23] <kyro> i have java 32 bit.
#324 [06:23] <Sam> what kind of internet does it munch up?
#325 [06:23] <GreyVulpine> ??> kyro java/version
#326 [06:23] <VoxelHead> kyro: (java/version) You can see which version of Java you have installed by going to the following page:
#327 [06:23] <VoxelHead> kyro: (java/version) http://www.java.com/en/download/installed.jsp
#328 [06:23] <mib_l2e0x5> I have to click on this page
#329 [06:24] <Sam> GreyVulpine what kind of internet would that use with 1 or 2 people playing on it?
#330 [06:24] <GreyVulpine> What do you mean?
#331 [06:24] <Sam> would it use lots of internet or little internet
#332 [06:25] <GreyVulpine> Say, about 200Kb/sec for 2 people?
#333 [06:25] <kyro> lololo its still figuring out! :)
#334 [06:25] <Sam> thats lots ):
#335 [06:25] <Sam> cuz after 1 hour of playing D:
#336 [06:26] <kyro> That Failed it did not work.
#337 [06:27] <GreyVulpine> kyro - Try uninstalling java off your computer, and reinstall java 1.6 on it
#338 [06:27] <kyro> ok
#339 [06:27] <Sam> okay ill try bukkit, can u walk me through what i gotta do?
#340 [06:28] <kyro> dose adobe affect minecraft?
#341 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> kyro - Nope
#342 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> Sam - Sorry, that's a topic for #bukkit
#343 [06:28] <Sam> ) ;=
#344 [06:28] <Sam> please im sure u could help D:
#345 [06:28] <GreyVulpine> We only really assist with the vanilla server here. Bukkit's a whole other animal
#346 [06:29] <AG_Scott> GreyVulpine: I found something new today you might find useful.
#347 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Oh?
#348 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Also, 1.8 trailer out
#349 [06:29] <AG_Scott> There is malware that appears to break Minecraft called "Relevant Knowledge".
#350 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> http://youtu.be/tYoO9XkCCHg
#351 [06:29] <AG_Scott> It can be removed with Malwarebytes
#352 [06:29] <kyro> i have Java(TM) 6 Update 27
#353 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Oh neat
#354 [06:29] <kyro> i just seen
#355 [06:29] <AG_Scott> It's evidently spreading like wildfire.
#356 [06:29] <AG_Scott> I fixed 2 of them today.
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#358 [06:29] <GreyVulpine> Oh fun
#359 [06:29] <AG_Scott> same exact issue
#360 [06:30] <kyro> soo, why can't i play mc?
#361 [06:30] <AG_Scott> Both had different errors/issues too.
#362 [06:30] <Zimsky> mah minecraft is broken, fix eet.
#363 [06:30] <AG_Scott> AVG and Norton fail to detect it
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#365 [06:30] * BarryCarlyon_ slaps Zimsky
#365 [06:31] <Zimsky> OW
#366 [06:31] * Zimsky explodes
#366 [06:31] <BarryCarlyon_> lol
#367 [06:31] <kyro> lol
#368 [06:31] <kyro> greyvulpine why can't i play MC?
#369 [06:32] <Zimsky> Because notch ragequit.
#370 [06:32] * Zimsky shuts up
#370 [06:32] <kyro> Notch? is he online?
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#372 [06:32] <Zimsky> No, lol
#373 [06:33] <kyro> did he have a multiplayer server called cactus.finmine.com?
#374 [06:33] <Zimsky> I was making a joke lol
#375 [06:33] <Zimsky> notice to everyone: ignore me
#376 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> kyro - Try looking at your security software or firewall then.
#377 [06:34] <GreyVulpine> It may be blocking minecraft
#378 [06:34] <kyro> it cant connect to micefraft.net
#379 [06:34] <kyro> thats what it said
#380 [06:35] * GreyVulpine points up
#380 [06:35] <GreyVulpine> Firewall or security software then
#381 [06:35] <kyro> then, i try goning on Minecraft.net, I Login And i try and use da game and it wont let me use it....
#382 [06:36] <AG_Scott> I cannot connect to micekraft.net either
#383 [06:36] <AG_Scott> errrr micefraft.net*
#384 [06:36] <kyro> When I Get My Diamond Pic, ill Kill Whats Not Letting me play Minecraft.... Evil Laugh
#385 [06:36] <charmander> can someone give me a link where I can download java 1.6
#386 [06:36] <GreyVulpine> www.java.com
#387 [06:36] <lemon-rev> java.com
#388 [06:36] <lemon-rev> lol
#389 [06:36] <lemon-rev> :)
#390 [06:37] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft auth is up for me.
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#392 [06:40] <kyro> nope, i tryed to find it, and it's not blocking it as far as i know.
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#394 [06:42] <kyro> No One Can Help Me ;(
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#396 [06:46] <Zimsky> Maybe the server is down...
#397 [06:46] <Zimsky> O_O
#398 [06:49] <Calinou> !isdown
#399 [06:49] <GreyBot> Calinou: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#400 [06:49] <Calinou> Zimsky: ^
#401 [06:49] <Zimsky> No, I meant kyro's problem.
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#405 [06:55] <username> is this the helping page
#406 [06:55] <username> nvm
#407 [06:55] <username> i need help
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#414 [07:13] <mib_cb93qs> hey i have a problem when i start up minecraft
#415 [07:14] <geraldbrent> What is your problem mib_cb93qs?
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#417 [07:14] <mib_cb93qs> when i have logged in all i see is black, no startscreen
#418 [07:14] <geraldbrent> Have you modded your Minecraft yet?
#419 [07:15] <mib_cb93qs> i tryed but didn't work out well i tryed to delete now black screen
#420 [07:15] <geraldbrent> On the launcher before you click login, click options, then force update, then log in
#421 [07:15] <geraldbrent> That will fix it
#422 [07:16] <mib_cb93qs> oke thnx you very much i will try
#423 [07:16] <geraldbrent> Alright!
#424 [07:17] <mib_cb93qs> yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! it works
#425 [07:17] <geraldbrent> Alright mib_cb93qs, have a great day!
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#429 [07:37] <stomper> Hello can you help me ?
#430 [07:38] <stomper> anyone there
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#434 [07:41] <dylanbarberdude> I know when 1.8 is coming out!
#435 [07:41] <|Kiikun|> dylanbarberdude: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
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#438 [07:46] <dylanbarberdude> can you explain why i used to have 5 fps on minecraft with low setting with mobile intel now out of the blue get 30 fps
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#440 [07:47] <dylanbarberdude> can you explain why i used to have 5 fps on minecraft with low setting with mobile intel now out of the blue get 30 fps
#441 [07:48] <dylanbarberdude> can you explain why i used to have 5 fps on minecraft with low setting with mobile intel now out of the blue get 30 fps
#442 [07:49] <geraldbrent> Your computer has "moods" on some days it may get some common sense and perform better
#443 [07:49] <dylanbarberdude> no it
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#445 [07:50] <dylanbarberdude> no its been like 5 fps for months it benn fps non sstop for about 10 days now
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#449 [07:57] <cal> just purchased the game mine craft cannot download
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#451 [07:58] <Goddamnitnappa> help?
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#453 [07:58] <Thejubro> Hello
#454 [07:58] <Goddamnitnappa> anyone alive
#455 [07:58] <Thejubro> Im having some problem about mine craft going black screen.
#456 [07:58] <cal> how do i download the game
#457 [07:58] <Goddamnitnappa> oh that one is easy
#458 [07:59] <Thejubro> God I've tried everything..
#459 [07:59] <cal> well please tell me
#460 [07:59] <Goddamnitnappa> what have you tried
#461 [07:59] <Goddamnitnappa> cal
#462 [07:59] <Goddamnitnappa> cal go to www.minecraft.net
#463 [07:59] <Goddamnitnappa> hit the download button
#464 [07:59] <cal> whaT IT TOLD ME ON THE OPENING PAGE WITH WINDOWS
#465 [07:59] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro what have you tried
#466 [07:59] <Thejubro> Deleting game, deleting minecraft.jar changing my pass.. and deleting my minecraft all done like 1 million times
#467 [08:00] <Goddamnitnappa> did you update your video driver
#468 [08:00] <Thejubro> Yep
#469 [08:00] <Thejubro> Also I'm on a mac
#470 [08:00] <cal> HOW DO YOU UPDATE DRIVERS
#471 [08:00] <Goddamnitnappa> 1 sec
#472 [08:01] <Goddamnitnappa> right click on my computer go to manage click the button on the side that says device manager open the tab thast says dispplay adapters right click hit update driver software
#473 [08:02] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro give me a sec
#474 [08:02] <Thejubro> kk
#475 [08:02] <Goddamnitnappa> have you tried playing in the browser
#476 [08:03] <cal> will try ta
#477 [08:03] <Thejubro> Yep
#478 [08:03] <Thejubro> I did
#479 [08:03] <Thejubro> Didn't work.
#480 [08:04] <Goddamnitnappa> no problem now for my problem my game shows up all glitchy
#481 [08:04] <Thejubro> Talking to me?
#482 [08:05] <Goddamnitnappa> when i go into classic mode everything is blue and glitchy and seethrough when i play on normal everything is trippy and glitchy thigs change color there is no color they keep switching and everything is see through there are no shapes at all just a blend of colors and i can see the lower levels of the map as black squars
#483 [08:05] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro have you played in browser
#484 [08:06] <Thejubro> Woah can u already play 1.8?
#485 [08:06] <Thejubro> Yea it doesn't work.
#486 [08:06] <cal> cannot find on my computer
#487 [08:06] <Goddamnitnappa> what os are you running cal
#488 [08:07] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro how long have you waited when it goes black
#489 [08:07] <cal> windows xp
#490 [08:07] <Goddamnitnappa> ohhh xo
#491 [08:07] <Goddamnitnappa> 1 sec
#492 [08:07] <Thejubro> Pretty much all day.
#493 [08:07] <Goddamnitnappa> damn hmmm give me a sec
#494 [08:07] <Thejubro> It just suddenly turned black
#495 [08:07] <Thejubro> It havnt used any mods
#496 [08:09] <Goddamnitnappa> you mean while you where playing
#497 [08:11] <Goddamnitnappa> cal go to run in your start menh
#498 [08:11] <Goddamnitnappa> menu
#499 [08:11] <cal> ok
#500 [08:11] <Goddamnitnappa> let me know when you found it
#501 [08:11] <Thejubro> Nope god when it happened i closed down minecraft and opend again, then it stopped working.
#502 [08:11] <cal> got it
#503 [08:12] <Goddamnitnappa> type in devmgmt.msc
#504 [08:12] <Thejubro> me?
#505 [08:12] <Goddamnitnappa> cal
#506 [08:12] <cal> ok
#507 [08:12] <Goddamnitnappa> are you in the device manager
#508 [08:13] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro have you tried downloading both sets of minecaft launchers
#509 [08:13] <Thejubro> God are u playing on 1.8?
#510 [08:13] <cal> have put it into run shall i run
#511 [08:13] <Thejubro> minecraft launchers?
#512 [08:13] <Goddamnitnappa> yes
#513 [08:13] <Thejubro> How can i get 1.8?
#514 [08:13] <Goddamnitnappa> you can download them on the site
#515 [08:14] <Thejubro> Where can i get 1.8? and where at the site can i get the launcheers
#516 [08:14] <cal> we r now in device manger
#517 [08:14] <Thejubro> Launchers
#518 [08:14] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro im still on 1.7.3 sorry our convo are getting mixed
#519 [08:14] <Goddamnitnappa> www.minecraft.net
#520 [08:14] <Thejubro> Oh
#521 [08:14] <Thejubro> Im at minecraft.net
#522 [08:15] <Goddamnitnappa> on the rightside hit the download button there are two that you can download
#523 [08:15] <Goddamnitnappa> cal go to your display adapters
#524 [08:15] <cal> me
#525 [08:15] <Thejubro> Im on a mac.
#526 [08:15] <Thejubro> :)
#527 [08:15] <cal> then what
#528 [08:16] <Goddamnitnappa> what does it say in there
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#530 [08:16] <Thejubro> God I'm on a mac ;)
#531 [08:16] <gartral> TheNytangel: what's the address for your map and chat?
#532 [08:17] <Goddamnitnappa> hey do either of you two new people know anything about my problem
#533 [08:17] <Brathuhn> hey, can anybody help me i play since 4 month on a server and now everytime i will join after 1 minute i have blackscreen
#534 [08:17] <cal> i know nothing sorry
#535 [08:17] <Goddamnitnappa> devmgmt.msc
#536 [08:17] <Brathuhn> hey, can anybody help me i play since 4 month on a server and now everytime i will join after 1 minute i have blackscreen
#537 [08:18] <Thejubro> Brathuhn have patience :)
#538 [08:18] <Goddamnitnappa> cal what does it say under display drivers
#539 [08:18] <Goddamnitnappa> my problem is when i go into classic mode everything is blue and glitchy and seethrough when i play on normal everything is trippy and glitchy thigs change color there is no color they keep switching and everything is see through there are no shapes at all just a blend of colors and i can see the lower levels of the map as black squars
#540 [08:19] <cal> i have network adaptors is this the correct one
#541 [08:19] <Goddamnitnappa> no
#542 [08:19] <Thejubro> Goddamnitnappa Where could i download the other launcher?
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#544 [08:19] <Goddamnitnappa> display adapters are near the top
#545 [08:19] <Goddamnitnappa> thejubro there is only one for mac
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#547 [08:19] <Thejubro> oh
#548 [08:19] <Goddamnitnappa> can anyone help with my problem
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#550 [08:19] <cal> 1394 net adaptor / 802.11gPCI turbo wirless adaptor/realtek
#551 [08:20] <Thejubro> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFpmAiCcDn4
#552 [08:20] <s> hello
#553 [08:20] <s> i need help
#554 [08:20] <Goddamnitnappa> dude not net adapter display adapter
#555 [08:20] <Thejubro> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFpmAiCcDn4 pretty cool ivd
#556 [08:20] <Thejubro> vid*
#557 [08:21] <s> on the minecraft client when i try to run it i can log in and everyhting but then it just goes black after the mojang logo
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#559 [08:22] <Brathuhn> hey, can anybody help me i play since 4 month on a server and now everytime i will join after 1 minute i have blackscreen
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#561 [08:22] <Mrcrazysalad> hello
#562 [08:22] <Thejubro> Anyone who could help me ?
#563 [08:22] <Mrcrazysalad> same
#564 [08:22] <Thejubro> Black screen :)
#565 [08:22] <cal> cannot find ?
#566 [08:22] <Goddamnitnappa> trippy colors
#567 [08:23] <Goddamnitnappa> brb
#568 [08:23] <Mrcrazysalad> white screen
#569 [08:23] <s> i think its becoause u have to update ur video card if u get the black screen
#570 [08:23] <Mrcrazysalad> Had you installed a mod?
#571 [08:23] <Thejubro> Im on a mac
#572 [08:23] <Thejubro> Nope
#573 [08:23] <Mrcrazysalad> or texture pack
#574 [08:23] <Thejubro> Nop
#575 [08:23] <Thejubro> Pretty much tried everything
#576 [08:23] <Mrcrazysalad> hmm,
#577 [08:24] <Thejubro> Deleting game, deleting minecraft.jar changing my pass.. and deleting my minecraft all done like 1 million times
#578 [08:24] <Mrcrazysalad> search on google increase java ram
#579 [08:24] <Mrcrazysalad> same here tho
#580 [08:24] <Mrcrazysalad> When i open minecraft and login its closes
#581 [08:24] <Mrcrazysalad> on browser its a white screen
#582 [08:24] <Thejubro> Yea mine just goes black screen
#583 [08:24] <Thejubro> YEa
#584 [08:24] <Thejubro> Me to
#585 [08:25] <Thejubro> Your on a mac?
#586 [08:25] <Mrcrazysalad> but mine just closes straight away and no msg or warning or anything no mods/texture packs
#587 [08:25] <Mrcrazysalad> no im windows
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#589 [08:25] <Mrcrazysalad> they need more people on this
#590 [08:25] <Thejubro> Yea
#591 [08:25] <Thejubro> Indeed
#592 [08:26] <cal> any help
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#595 [08:29] <vikernes666> need help plz...my launcher tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net :/
#596 [08:29] <Mrcrazysalad> play offline
#597 [08:30] <vikernes666> doesn work...
#598 [08:30] <vikernes666> just get a black screen
#599 [08:31] <Mrcrazysalad> oh
#600 [08:31] <Mrcrazysalad> idk i get my minecraft just closing
#601 [08:31] <Mrcrazysalad> have any mods installed?
#602 [08:31] <vikernes666> nope
#603 [08:31] <Mrcrazysalad> texture pacs
#604 [08:31] <Mrcrazysalad> im not a helper
#605 [08:31] <vikernes666> nothing
#606 [08:31] <vikernes666> k thx anyway
#607 [08:34] <Mrcrazysalad> how do i register with thenormal #minecraft
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#609 [08:36] <piccalotheyoshi> yo anyone in here that can help]
#610 [08:37] <piccalotheyoshi> btw cal and thejubro start the program through the launcher on your desktop hit options before you log in click the force update button then login
#611 [08:37] <Mrcrazysalad> is anyone here able to help me?
#612 [08:38] <Thejubro> what?
#613 [08:38] <TheNoodle> Mrcrazysalad, you wish to register your nick?
#614 [08:38] <Mrcrazysalad> yes
#615 [08:38] <Thejubro> I did that
#616 [08:38] <Thejubro> Many times
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#618 [08:38] <TheNoodle> Firstly that should be in #help
#619 [08:38] <TheNoodle> but it's really easy.
#620 [08:39] <TheNoodle> use /msg nickserv register [the password you want] [your email address]
#621 [08:39] <piccalotheyoshi> the noodle are you a rep here?
#622 [08:39] <TheNoodle> Nope
#623 [08:39] <TheNoodle> but mrcrazysalad, remember to use /nick to change your nickname to the one you want to register first.
#624 [08:39] <piccalotheyoshi> do you know anything about classic mode everything being blue and in normal mode trippy colers everywhere
#625 [08:39] <sloth> hey i'm running minecraft on arch x86_64 with jre7 up until now i've been using a workaround to get libwjgl to work but its left minecraft thinking i'm not premium (which i most def am) because I have to use a funky ass command to start minecraft. i was wondering is there any fix for that yet?
#626 [08:40] <sloth> i wanna play multiplayer
#627 [08:40] <TheNoodle> Picca: I can't really help you with classic.
#628 [08:41] <TheNoodle> Sloth, I have no experience with any workarounds concerning libwjgl/ Sorry.
#629 [08:41] <piccalotheyoshi> after my normal wouldnt work i tried classic my normal mode is really weird i just baught it and i cant play it because everything looks like im on lsd when i try
#630 [08:41] <sloth> TheNoodle: you're fired. get out.
#631 [08:41] <TheNoodle> Piccalotheyoshi, tried updating your video card drivers?
#632 [08:42] <TheNoodle> Sloth, Oh no! my pretty @ symbol!
#633 [08:42] <TheNoodle> oh wait.
#634 [08:42] <sloth> le lol
#635 [08:42] <piccalotheyoshi> yes
#636 [08:43] <piccalotheyoshi> i have tried two different computers actually
#637 [08:43] <TheNoodle> And they both do the same thing?
#638 [08:43] <Mrcrazysalad> ok can someone help me now?
#639 [08:44] <Mrcrazysalad> i got java problem
#640 [08:44] <TheNoodle> Mrcrazysalad, scrolling up the channel I saw you said 'they need more people on this' Were you refering to the number of people helping in this channel?
#641 [08:44] <Mrcrazysalad> yes
#642 [08:45] <TheNoodle> #minecrafthelp isn't run by mojang, just saying.
#643 [08:45] <Mrcrazysalad> oh, but it does help people who need help with minecraft?
#644 [08:45] * lemon-rev honistly its the people who come in here with problems just leave and dont even bother learning what other people aare having trouble with as well
#644 [08:45] <TheNoodle> It does yes.
#645 [08:45] <TheNoodle> Lemon-rev, lolwat? :P
#646 [08:46] <Mrcrazysalad> erm, i really need help then?
#647 [08:46] <lemon-rev> basicly the people in here that come and go like flys
#648 [08:46] <Mrcrazysalad> ok
#649 [08:46] <lemon-rev> Mrcrazysalad your java may need to be uninstalled and reinstalled
#650 [08:47] <Mrcrazysalad> i did that quite a few time
#651 [08:47] <Mrcrazysalad> times*
#652 [08:47] <lemon-rev> ??> Mrcrazysalad win/reinst
#653 [08:47] <VoxelHead> Mrcrazysalad: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#654 [08:47] <VoxelHead> Mrcrazysalad: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#655 [08:48] <Mrcrazysalad> ive done that alot
#656 [08:48] <lemon-rev> ok next is to update your video drivers
#657 [08:48] <Mrcrazysalad> still have the same problem i run minecraft and it closes
#658 [08:48] <lemon-rev> then check your antivirus and firewall to see if its being b locked
#659 [08:48] <Mrcrazysalad> this is a brand new laptop though, arived today?
#660 [08:48] <lemon-rev> also check to see if it runs in broswer
#661 [08:49] <Mrcrazysalad> when i run it in browser it comes up with white screens.
#662 [08:49] <lemon-rev> i dont care some systems dislike mincraft, check and double check that your viruscanner has not blocked minecraft
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#664 [08:49] <Mrcrazysalad> so do other java games
#665 [08:49] <piccalotheyoshi> i have random polygons stretched out across a barron waist land that keep changing color underneath i can see the lower leverls as black squars and above i see a giant whit triangle
#666 [08:49] <lemon-rev> so its java thats still not installed correctly
#667 [08:49] <Mrcrazysalad> well i dont know
#668 [08:49] <lemon-rev> hm
#669 [08:49] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi are you on a server ?
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#671 [08:50] <TheNoodle> ....Please tell me I can do that to my players.
#672 [08:50] <Mrcrazysalad> what do you mean
#673 [08:50] <piccalotheyoshi> no
#674 [08:50] <lemon-rev> Mrcrazysalad it means that something with java isnt working correctly
#675 [08:51] <Mrcrazysalad> oh, what could it be?
#676 [08:51] <piccalotheyoshi> it does it on browser mode and normal mode i just baught the game yesterday
#677 [08:51] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi first time your running mc ?
#678 [08:51] <lemon-rev> hm
#679 [08:51] <piccalotheyoshi> yes
#680 [08:51] <piccalotheyoshi> and classic mode everything is blue and seethrough
#681 [08:51] <lemon-rev> hm
#682 [08:51] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi are you running beta / or classic ?
#683 [08:51] <Mrcrazysalad> oh i know the answer to that, my brother has an old comp and thats what happens when i play on his mabey you need to check your graphic card or get a new one?
#684 [08:51] <piccalotheyoshi> i have brand new ati/amd onboard 256 graphics
#685 [08:51] <Mrcrazysalad> oh
#686 [08:52] <piccalotheyoshi> both
#687 [08:52] <piccalotheyoshi> i tried both lemon-rev
#688 [08:52] <lemon-rev> forget classic
#689 [08:52] <lemon-rev> try
#690 [08:52] <lemon-rev> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/reisnt
#691 [08:52] <lemon-rev> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/reinst
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#693 [08:52] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#694 [08:52] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#695 [08:52] <piccalotheyoshi> i tried :(
#696 [08:52] <Tobias_99> Hello folks!
#697 [08:52] <piccalotheyoshi> 4 times
#698 [08:52] <piccalotheyoshi> hi
#699 [08:52] <lemon-rev> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/dxdiag
#700 [08:52] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#701 [08:53] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#702 [08:53] <Mrcrazysalad> hi tobias who are you?
#703 [08:53] <TheNoodle> He's tobias. DUH! How could you not know that?
#704 [08:53] <Tobias_99> :> was wondering about the question myself.
#705 [08:54] <Tobias_99> Do you have time for a little question?
#706 [08:54] <Tobias_99> i have a strange problem with a minecraft server of mine.
#707 [08:54] <lemon-rev> ?
#708 [08:54] <TheNoodle> What happened? :P
#709 [08:56] <piccalotheyoshi> i tfile:///C:/Users/Nova/Desktop/DxDiag.txt
#710 [08:56] <piccalotheyoshi> file:///C:/Users/Nova/Desktop/DxDiag.txt
#711 [08:56] <lemon-rev> no you need to pastebin.com it
#712 [08:56] <lemon-rev> please
#713 [08:57] <Brathuhn> hey, can anybody help me i play since 4 month on a server and now everytime i will join after 1 minute i have blackscreen
#714 [08:57] <Tobias_99> I have sometimes a strange "blank screen" bug. I play on a MineOS Server for several minutes, digging and building and after some time water placement, stair placement, fishing and arrow shooting bhaves strange. The stairs rotate to north and such. After quitting and rejoining. The screen remains sky colored and i cant see the blocks. I hear everything (sheeps, digging) but cant see anything.
#715 [08:57] <piccalotheyoshi> i tried it brings me up to a screen with all my information
#716 [08:57] <Tobias_99> the player.dat becomes corrupted. The field where the rotation is saved, becomes "NaN" instead of a normal value.
#717 [08:58] <Tobias_99> setting it to one or zero, reupload it to the server, rejoin and then everything is normal again. Is this a known bug?
#718 [08:59] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi yes then you press the submit button and you get a link called URL or tipiclly called http:......
#719 [08:59] <Tobias_99> the server is a vanilla minecraft server on a 2200+ Machine with 1,5 Gig Ram with or without ramdisk and 50 Mbit up and download
#720 [08:59] <GreyVulpine> player dat corruption is a known issue, yeah
#721 [08:59] <Mrcrazysalad> i need heelp
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#723 [09:00] <Brathuhn> hey, can anybody help me i play since 4 month on a server and now everytime i will join after 1 minute i have blackscreen
#724 [09:00] <lemon-rev> Mrcrazysalad have you checked your computer
#725 [09:01] <lemon-rev> Brathuhn keep repeating and you will be ignored
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#727 [09:01] <NextGenFPS> someone slse gets black screen when starting minecraft, please help
#728 [09:02] <lemon-rev> NextGenFPS they need to be here to get the help , too hard to help them though something else
#729 [09:02] <Tobias_99> thats too bad. :( If i port the map to a windows server, the player.dats stay allright.
#730 [09:02] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi what happend to you
#731 [09:02] <Tobias_99> But the windows machine is not "free for permanent minecraft use" ;) so permanent porting is not an option
#732 [09:02] <piccalotheyoshi> i know about urls when i put it into pastebin.com it just brings up my file there is no submit button just the text
#733 [09:03] <lemon-rev> piccalotheyoshi down the bottem of the text box you pasted your information is a submit button
#734 [09:03] <lemon-rev> use the side scroll bar
#735 [09:04] <piccalotheyoshi> lemon-rev its just a text file here check it here is the url file:///C:/Users/Nova/Desktop/DxDiag.txt see.txt
#736 [09:05] <lemon-rev> i cant see it because its on your hd
#737 [09:05] <lemon-rev> not the web
#738 [09:05] <piccalotheyoshi> http://mibpaste.com/kkGVZd
#739 [09:05] <lemon-rev> ty
#740 [09:06] <lemon-rev> hahahahaha
#741 [09:06] <lemon-rev> nothings there
#742 [09:06] <piccalotheyoshi> win sorry man(or woman) i worked a twelve at mcdonalds im kinda beat
#743 [09:06] <lemon-rev> well lay down, im just about to do the same
#744 [09:06] <piccalotheyoshi> to large
#745 [09:07] <lemon-rev> hm, wired, anyways, we only need about half of it, but its ok, goto sleep you can do so in the mornin g
#746 [09:07] <piccalotheyoshi> i have to stay awake anyway lol
#747 [09:08] <piccalotheyoshi> what part do you need
#748 [09:08] <piccalotheyoshi> http://mibpaste.com/TaK4rV
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#753 [09:11] <mrcrazysalad> hello
#754 [09:11] <mrcrazysalad> I need HELP
#755 [09:12] <srobbins> Can anyone point me to a resource that explains how to mod in mobs?
#756 [09:12] <mrcrazysalad> i needminecraft help
#757 [09:12] <srobbins> mrcrazysalad: People are either here to help or to ask for help. Just ask.
#758 [09:12] * srobbins gives help.
#758 [09:13] <srobbins> there you go. Is that enough? ;) Seriously, what are you looking for.
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#760 [09:15] <RobO> A friend recently downloaded minecraft.exe, paid for an account - but is having trouble running minecraft on his pc
#761 [09:15] <mrcrazysalad> same here kind of
#762 [09:15] <RobO> when he starts minecraft.exe, logs in OK and gets the Mojang splash
#763 [09:15] <lccx> RobO: Did he try the alternative .exe also?
#764 [09:15] <mrcrazysalad> but ive been playing minecraft for a long time
#765 [09:16] <RobO> BUT - when he hits any of the buttons (mult-server, single server, options) - the application disappears
#766 [09:16] <RobO> not sure if he has tried the alternative .exe. Is this a known problem?
#767 [09:17] <lccx> Not to me, but the download page says if the main .exe doesn't work for you then to try a second one that is also linked to.
#768 [09:17] <RobO> his Java is up-to-date (according to the java.com analysis)
#769 [09:17] <mrcrazysalad> when i run my minecraft.exe it takes me to the log in screen, i log in. it closes straight away. When i go to the browser i get a white screen i also tried playing another java game 'runescape' that came up with a white screen as well its browser based. I havent got any mods or any textures packs at all, ive been playing it for about half a year on my dad's
#770 [09:17] <GreyVulpine> RobO - Does he get any error reports, any files named hs_err_pid that generate?
#771 [09:17] <RobO> ok - thanks - will try the second .exe
#772 [09:18] <mrcrazysalad> computer then got my own and it doesnt run on it can anyone help me?
#773 [09:18] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - First two things to try, completely uninstall java and reinstall it from java.com, then update your video drivers
#774 [09:18] <RobO> "hs_err_pid" - is that what they are !!!!! I wondered where they came from
#775 [09:18] <RobO> I sometimes get them on my laptop
#776 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> RobO - Please copy the contents of the latest one, paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to it
#777 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> We'll know more of what's wrong then
#778 [09:19] <RobO> ok
#779 [09:19] <RobO> many thanks...
#780 [09:19] <piccalotheyoshi> question
#781 [09:19] <RobO> will have to do it later
#782 [09:19] <GreyVulpine> answer
#783 [09:20] <piccalotheyoshi> i just baught minecraft and everything is all glitchy and colorfull
#784 [09:20] <mrcrazysalad> mrcrazysalad - First two things to try, completely uninstall java and reinstall it from java.com, then update your video drivers- I have
#785 [09:20] <piccalotheyoshi> there is no deffinate shape to anything
#786 [09:21] <oldtopmanserver> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/reinst
#787 [09:21] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#788 [09:21] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#789 [09:21] <piccalotheyoshi> tried
#790 [09:21] <piccalotheyoshi> 3 times
#791 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Did you enable 3d analgygh mode?
#792 [09:21] <mrcrazysalad> so greyvulpine
#793 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> Yes?
#794 [09:21] <mrcrazysalad> can ya help?
#795 [09:21] <piccalotheyoshi> no but when i enable it then disable it again everything shows up normal for a few seconds
#796 [09:21] <GreyVulpine> With?
#797 [09:22] <piccalotheyoshi> then goes back to acid trip lands
#798 [09:22] <mrcrazysalad> when i run my minecraft.exe it takes me to the log in screen, i log in. it closes straight away. When i go to the browser i get a white screen i also tried playing another java game 'runescape' that came up with a white screen as well its browser based. I havent got any mods or any textures packs at all, ive been playing it for about half a year on my dad's
#799 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> 3d anagylph mode is the 3d glasses mode.
#800 [09:22] <mrcrazysalad> computer then got my own and it doesnt run on it can anyone help me?
#801 [09:22] <oldtopmanserver> piccalotheyoshi: Can you get a screenshot?
#802 [09:22] <piccalotheyoshi> give me a second
#803 [09:22] <GreyVulpine> If you enable it, it seperates into red and blue tinted colors, so you can make it work with 3d glasses
#804 [09:23] <piccalotheyoshi> where can i put the screenshot
#805 [09:23] <GreyVulpine> imgur.com
#806 [09:23] <mrcrazysalad> icx
#807 [09:23] <mrcrazysalad> iccx
#808 [09:23] <mrcrazysalad> lccx
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#810 [09:26] <piccalotheyoshi> did everyone disapear
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#813 [09:27] <cal> can any body help me
#814 [09:27] <GreyVulpine> We're still here
#815 [09:28] <piccalotheyoshi> where should i post the screenshot
#816 [09:28] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Upload the screenshot to an image hosting site like imgur.com and give us the URL
#817 [09:28] <piccalotheyoshi> k thank you
#818 [09:28] <cal> grey can u help me
#819 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> With?
#820 [09:29] <cal> it wont download
#821 [09:29] <GreyVulpine> What won't download?
#822 [09:29] <cal> it says the the driver is not updated but
#823 [09:30] <cal> i dont know how to update them
#824 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> Video drivers?
#825 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> What operating system are you on? WIndows? Mac? Linux?
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#827 [09:30] <cal> not sure just says drivers
#828 [09:30] <piccalotheyoshi> xp
#829 [09:30] <cal> windows
#830 [09:30] <oberholzer> I have a problem with starting minecraft, after logging in, i have black screen -.- can anybody help me please?
#831 [09:30] <GreyVulpine> What says drivers? cal?
#832 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> Cal - Can you give me the full error report? Paste it at www.pastebin.com and give us the URL to ti?
#833 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> er, ti*
#834 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> it*
#835 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - still waiting on that screenshot URL
#836 [09:31] <cal> i press play in browser and it loads then stops
#837 [09:31] <piccalotheyoshi> [URL=http://imgur.com/yEcUK][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yEcUK.png[/IMG][/URL]
#838 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> Cal - What does the error give you?
#839 [09:31] <GreyVulpine> What does it actually say?
#840 [09:31] <oberholzer> what?
#841 [09:31] <piccalotheyoshi> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/yEcUK.png" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />
#842 [09:31] <cal> one sec
#843 [09:32] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Interesting, did you delete your texturepacks folder yet?
#844 [09:32] <piccalotheyoshi> yea i deleted everything updated graphics drivers even force updated
#845 [09:32] <GreyVulpine> You deleted everything?
#846 [09:33] <piccalotheyoshi> yep %appdata% roaming .minecraft
#847 [09:33] <cal> it says it has faild to acellarate opengl mode
#848 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> cal - Please give us a dxdiag by following these directions:
#849 [09:33] <GreyVulpine> ??> Cal win/dxdiag
#850 [09:33] <VoxelHead> Cal: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#851 [09:33] <VoxelHead> Cal: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#852 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - You deleted the .minecraft folder entirely, yes?
#853 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Could you check again, make sure the texturepacks folder is empty?
#854 [09:34] <piccalotheyoshi> its weird cuz if i switch anaglyph on then off it shows up good for a few seconds then goes back to acid trip land
#855 [09:34] <oldtopmanserver> piccalotheyoshi: What's your username?
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#857 [09:34] <piccalotheyoshi> dart666
#858 [09:34] <GreyVulpine> Hmm..
#859 [09:34] <oldtopmanserver> !paid dart666
#860 [09:35] <piccalotheyoshi> win
#861 [09:35] <oldtopmanserver> ??> piccalotheyoshi gpu/update
#862 [09:35] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
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#864 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Could you go into minecraft's options, and turn off Advanced OpenGL, turn performance down from balanced to power saver?
#865 [09:35] <piccalotheyoshi> i did that already
#866 [09:35] <cal> mothing happend
#867 [09:35] <piccalotheyoshi> wait hold on one second
#868 [09:35] <GreyVulpine> Cal - Did you follow the directions?
#869 [09:35] <cal> ye
#870 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> Cal - If you'd followed the directions, we would've gotten a URL to a pastebin report from you
#871 [09:36] <piccalotheyoshi> open gl is off
#872 [09:36] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - Performance?
#873 [09:36] <cal> o ok i will try again thanks
#874 [09:37] <GreyVulpine> piccalotheyoshi - What video card do you have?
#875 [09:37] <piccalotheyoshi> turned it down and its still trippy
#876 [09:37] <piccalotheyoshi> amd radeon 3000
#877 [09:37] <oldtopmanserver> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/reinst/batr
#878 [09:37] <oldtopmanserver> ??> piccalotheyoshi win/reinst/bat
#879 [09:37] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#880 [09:37] <VoxelHead> piccalotheyoshi: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#881 [09:37] <piccalotheyoshi> i built this thing myself 6 months ago it was top of the line
#882 [09:38] <GreyVulpine> Check your ATI catalyst control panel, make sure the 3d settings in there are set to application controlled, not forced to a specific setting
#883 [09:39] <Thrae> Maybe piccalotheyoshi's Java is screwed up just enough to cause this problem.
#884 [09:39] <piccalotheyoshi> i did that already:(
#885 [09:39] <GreyVulpine> Did what?
#886 [09:39] <mrcrazysalad> yes i think i have discovered the prob, can i have someones .minecraft please
#887 [09:39] <piccalotheyoshi> everything is set to go bye the application standard
#888 [09:39] <mrcrazysalad> cos ive only got .bin and
#889 [09:39] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - Distributing .minecraft is against the ToS
#890 [09:39] <mrcrazysalad> last login
#891 [09:40] <oldtopmanserver> piccalotheyoshi: Try the .bat file
#892 [09:40] <mrcrazysalad> but ive brought the game my names mrcrazysalad
#893 [09:40] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: When you updated your drivers, did you get it from www.ati.com or www.amd.com, or did you get it from your manufacturer's website? And is this a laptop?
#894 [09:40] <mrcrazysalad> just that its not downloading it
#895 [09:40] <mrcrazysalad> only .bin and last login
#896 [09:40] <oldtopmanserver> mrcrazysalad: Nevertheless, it it against the ToS to redistribute it.
#897 [09:40] <mrcrazysalad> so please
#898 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - IF it's not downloading it, something is blocking the download on your end.
#899 [09:40] <piccalotheyoshi> desktop and i got it from my catalyst control center it auto updated it
#900 [09:40] <GreyVulpine> Check your security software and firewall
#901 [09:41] <mrcrazysalad> i have
#902 [09:41] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: Try the drivers from their website just in case
#903 [09:41] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - What operating system?
#904 [09:41] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Did you try re-downloading the client and putting it in a different spot?
#905 [09:42] <piccalotheyoshi> wich one amd or ati
#906 [09:42] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: AMD owns ATI
#907 [09:42] <piccalotheyoshi> touche'
#908 [09:42] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad?
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#910 [09:43] <mrcrazysalad> erm what do you mean redownloading the client?
#911 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - What operating system?
#912 [09:43] <mrcrazysalad> wind 7
#913 [09:43] <oldtopmanserver> !client
#914 [09:43] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#915 [09:43] <Thrae> Just the other day I encountered a bizarre problem talking through someone with the WoW Downloader...took 3 downloads of the download client and putting it in a different spot and then it just randomly worked. Kept saying what was just downloaded was corrupt.
#916 [09:43] <mrcrazysalad> its worked on my other comp
#917 [09:43] <mrcrazysalad> just not this
#918 [09:43] <oldtopmanserver> mrcrazysalad: Download here: http://minecraft.net/download/Minecraft.exe
#919 [09:44] <mrcrazysalad> i know
#920 [09:44] <Thrae> (IE, the download client itself was corrupt)
#921 [09:44] <mrcrazysalad> run it the secound i do it closes
#922 [09:44] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - Does your windows username happen to have a ! mark in it?
#923 [09:44] <mrcrazysalad> get to login but then it closew
#924 [09:44] <mrcrazysalad> no its called mrcrazsalad
#925 [09:45] <piccalotheyoshi> dude try firefox
#926 [09:45] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: So you successfully login or don't even get that far?
#927 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> mrcrazysalad - Then, try deleting .minecraft again, delete the launcher, and redownload the launcher from minecraft.net
#928 [09:45] <mrcrazysalad> i type the username and pass press login the ssecound i do it closes
#929 [09:45] <GreyVulpine> Make absolutely sure there's no firewall or security software blocking it
#930 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> Also, do you get any files named hs_err_pid that generate when minecraft closes?
#931 [09:46] <mrcrazysalad> erm where would i find them?
#932 [09:46] <GreyVulpine> Same place where you have minecraft.exe
#933 [09:47] <mrcrazysalad> nope
#934 [09:47] <mrcrazysalad> oh yer i do
#935 [09:47] <mrcrazysalad> loads like 100
#936 [09:47] <mrcrazysalad> lol
#937 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> pastebin.com one of them, please
#938 [09:48] <mrcrazysalad> erm what
#939 [09:48] <GreyVulpine> Copy the contents of one of the hs_err_pid files, go to http://www.pastebin.com and paste it there. Press the submit button and give us the URL found at the top of your browser
#940 [09:49] <mrcrazysalad> http://pastebin.com/4YzYe7zb
#941 [09:49] <mrcrazysalad> ok
#942 [09:49] <piccalotheyoshi> this is what my classic looks like on my computer
#943 [09:49] <piccalotheyoshi> [URL=http://imgur.com/mESPj][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mESPj.png[/IMG][/URL]
#944 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> It's telling us, mrcrazysalad, your video drivers are at fault. Update them from amd's website
#945 [09:50] <piccalotheyoshi> [URL=http://imgur.com/mESPj][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mESPj.png[/IMG][/URL]
#946 [09:50] <GreyVulpine> Wow, that is trippy
#947 [09:50] <piccalotheyoshi> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/mESPj.png" alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />
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#949 [09:51] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: I always see that same error message only with ATI drivers. It must be something specific.
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#952 [09:51] <piccalotheyoshi> it worked before i paid for i t:(
#953 [09:51] <napoleon> can anyone help me how to get the minecraft icon??
#954 [09:52] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: Out of curiosity, try running FurMark GPU tests -- http://www.ozone3d.net/benchmarks/fur/
#955 [09:52] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: That uses OpenGL, so if it's OpenGL specific it should be just as trippy
#956 [09:52] <napoleon> when i install it the minecraft icon weren't there on my dashboard
#957 [09:52] <Thrae> Also should give trippy effects if there's a problem with your video card
#958 [09:52] <napoleon> minecraft*
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#960 [09:54] <piccalotheyoshi> installing
#961 [09:55] <piccalotheyoshi> it says it requires open gl 2.0
#962 [09:56] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: It gave an error message?
#963 [09:56] <piccalotheyoshi> yea
#964 [09:57] <Thrae> Sounds like something's messed up with your video card's OpenGL support...did you ever give us your dxdiag?
#965 [09:57] <piccalotheyoshi> i tried it said it was to big
#966 [09:57] <piccalotheyoshi> what part do you need
#967 [09:59] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: OK I see it now scrolling back up...well this driver isn't WHQL signed, while the latest driver is. Is this a beta driver installed or something? Are you getting your drivers from ATI's website?
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#969 [09:59] <piccalotheyoshi> the driver installed from my catalyst
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#971 [10:00] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: Also what part of your dxdiag before it cuts off says it doesn't support some DirectX features, which is weird, as that chipset should fully support DirectX.
#972 [10:00] <piccalotheyoshi> my catalyst lets me tripple buffer my gl
#973 [10:01] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: Go ahead and grab the latest drivers for the ATI Radeon HD 3000 off of ATI's website, uninstall the current drivers, then install the ones you just downloaded.
#974 [10:01] <piccalotheyoshi> radion hd?
#975 [10:01] <Thrae> Well if you're getting weird effects like this you don't want to be messing with those settings.
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#977 [10:01] <Thrae> Yes, you have a Radeon HD 3000
#978 [10:02] <piccalotheyoshi> i think i got the wrong one before
#979 [10:02] <Thrae> They should be universal driver packs
#980 [10:03] <piccalotheyoshi> i installed it :/
#981 [10:03] <Thrae> Actually now I see this is integrated graphics?
#982 [10:03] <piccalotheyoshi> yes
#983 [10:04] <Thrae> Seems to be part of the AMD 760G chipset
#984 [10:05] <piccalotheyoshi> what does that mean
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#986 [10:06] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: That's your motherboard's chipset. Just go to www.amd.com and select "Detect and Install". It'll update your motherboard drivers too.
#987 [10:06] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/auto/amddriverdownloader.exe
#988 [10:08] <piccalotheyoshi> instalation complete
#989 [10:08] <Thrae> piccalotheyoshi: If you still have problems after that or that app doesn't work, here's the latest version of Catalyst for your system -- http://www2.ati.com/drivers/11-8_vista32_win7_32_dd_ccc_ocl.exe (newer than your current one)
#990 [10:08] <Thrae> OK, so that AMD Driver Downloader will download and install updates for your system for any AMD products (Motherboard, Graphics, etc.)
#991 [10:08] <piccalotheyoshi> unauthorized download
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#993 [10:09] <Thrae> Now, before you let the AMD Driver Downloader install any drivers, uninstall your current ATI Catalyst video drivers.
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#996 [10:10] <piccalotheyoshi> everything is going to get all big lol
#997 [10:10] <Thrae> Also, reboot after you uninstall, which it should do anyway.
#998 [10:11] <Thrae> Yeah; Windows Vista/7 generic drivers should work up to a high resolution
#999 [10:11] <Thrae> But it'll reset to a lower resolution, this is true
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#1002 [10:23] <Tokyo2314> hello?
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#1004 [10:25] <Thrae> Yes? Do you have a problem?
#1005 [10:25] <mib_djxy13> YEAH
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#1007 [10:26] <Tokyo2314> hello?
#1008 [10:26] <Thrae> Yes? Do you have a problem?
#1009 [10:26] <Tokyo2314> yes i have minecraft beta and it wont let me play
#1010 [10:27] <Thrae> Can't login? Or do you get an error message?
#1011 [10:27] <Tokyo2314> i go to the server i play on and it wont work
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#1013 [10:27] <Tokyo2314> its an error message
#1014 [10:27] <Thrae> How doesn't it work? What error message do you get?
#1015 [10:27] <Tokyo2314> hold on
#1016 [10:28] <Tokyo2314> plus it takes a while to load
#1017 [10:28] <Thrae> Have you added any mods or texturepacks to it?
#1018 [10:28] <Tokyo2314> they were on my laptop before the hard drive got fried
#1019 [10:29] <Tokyo2314> i had the quandry textur pack and a couple mods
#1020 [10:29] <Thrae> Did you try recovering any data from your broken HDD? Taking a longer time to load is usually caused by texturepacks and/or mods.
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#1022 [10:30] <Tokyo2314> what?
#1023 [10:30] <Tokyo2314> i dont think
#1024 [10:30] <Thrae> What's the error message you're getting?
#1025 [10:30] <Tokyo2314> its about an internal exeption
#1026 [10:31] <Tokyo2314> it hasnt been downloaded and i play on the website
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#1028 [10:31] <Thrae> Oh. You're playing Minecraft Classic?
#1029 [10:31] <Tokyo2314> no
#1030 [10:31] <Thrae> Minecraft Classic is the version you play through a browser.
#1031 [10:31] <DonTranes> Um guys, does anyone knows how to change e-mail at minecraft.net?
#1032 [10:32] <Tokyo2314> i know but you can play beta on the browser you use
#1033 [10:32] <Thrae> No. Only Classic, which is based off of Alpha.
#1034 [10:32] <DonTranes> Beta and Classic are both can be played through browser
#1035 [10:32] <Tokyo2314> then how have i been using beta all this time?
#1036 [10:32] <Tokyo2314> yeah
#1037 [10:33] <Thrae> Beta can be played through the browser? Hmm *looks*
#1038 [10:33] <Tokyo2314> yeah
#1039 [10:33] <DonTranes> http://SSMaker.ru/8d571519/]
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#1041 [10:33] <DonTranes> http://SSMaker.ru/8d571519/
#1042 [10:33] <DonTranes> check
#1043 [10:33] <montezuma> can anyone help me with this... when I open minecraft it says i can update but if i do it fails to update. if i dont it doesnt load minecraft
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#1045 [10:33] <Tokyo2314> i have a window up right now with the error message
#1046 [10:33] <DonTranes> So can anyone help meh?
#1047 [10:34] <Thrae> Tokyo2314: Pastebin the error message (http://www.pastebin.com)
#1048 [10:34] <aco2> my in browser isnt working
#1049 [10:34] <Tokyo2314> it wont let me pase the message
#1050 [10:34] <DonTranes> FFox 3-5 - everything is ok
#1051 [10:34] <aco2> it says that it is done loading and then it just sits there.
#1052 [10:35] <mrcrazysalad> ok ive been told to go to amd to update my video card thing
#1053 [10:35] <mrcrazysalad> can someone give me a link or something
#1054 [10:35] <Thrae> DonTranes: http://www.minecraft.net/support/. I just went through their little menu and it says, "We apologize but we do not currently support this action, for your protection."
#1055 [10:35] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: http://www2.ati.com/drivers/auto/amddriverdownloader.exe
#1056 [10:35] <mrcrazysalad> ok so im on amd but it says what system do you have?
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#1058 [10:35] <Tokyo2314> Internal exeption: java.net.SocketTimeoutExeption: Read timed out
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#1060 [10:35] <mrcrazysalad> oh ok thanks
#1061 [10:35] <aco2> can anybody help me with this?
#1062 [10:35] <superkamiguru> well that didnt work
#1063 [10:36] <DonTranes> Thrae, thank you
#1064 [10:36] <mrcrazysalad> it says 2Z we were unable to find your product or os
#1065 [10:36] <superkamiguru> thrae its picalotheyoshi it didnt work
#1066 [10:36] <montezuma> can anyone help me with this... when I open minecraft it says i can update but if i do it fails to update. if i dont it doesnt load minecraft
#1067 [10:36] <mrcrazysalad> sorry 2| we were unable to find your product or os
#1068 [10:36] <Thrae> superkamiguru: Post your dxdiag info again to www.pastebin.com. I want to make sure it's changed.
#1069 [10:36] <superkamiguru> kk
#1070 [10:37] <superkamiguru> i will post it in two different peices
#1071 [10:37] <mrcrazysalad> http://pastebin.com/4YzYe7zb
#1072 [10:37] <Tokyo2314> it said Internal exeption: java.net.SocketTimeoutExeption: Read timed out
#1073 [10:37] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Laptop or desktop?
#1074 [10:37] <aco2> okay, who works here?
#1075 [10:37] <mrcrazysalad> erm laptop
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#1077 [10:37] <mrcrazysalad> i got told my video drivers arnt working properly
#1078 [10:37] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Yeah that's probably why. What brand laptop?
#1079 [10:37] <mrcrazysalad> even tho this comp is completely new
#1080 [10:38] <mrcrazysalad> laptop i mean
#1081 [10:38] <Tokyo2314> it wont let me type the error message to you
#1082 [10:38] <mrcrazysalad> \so what do i do
#1083 [10:38] <Thrae> Yeah it seems to be a problem specific to certain ATI chipsets
#1084 [10:38] <mrcrazysalad> it first says select the type of system you have?
#1085 [10:38] <Thrae> Tokyo2314: That just means the server timed out on you. Have you tried a different server?
#1086 [10:38] <aco2> HELP
#1087 [10:38] <montezuma> can anyone help me with this... when I open minecraft it says i can update but if i do it fails to update. if i dont it doesnt load minecraft. if i update i get a message saying "failed to launch fatal error occured"
#1088 [10:38] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Grab them from your laptop manufacturer's website
#1089 [10:39] <mrcrazysalad> toshiba?
#1090 [10:39] <Tokyo2314> it wont let me type the error message
#1091 [10:39] <Thrae> aco2: Classic or Beta?
#1092 [10:39] <superkamiguru> http://mibpaste.com/G6zmI2
#1093 [10:39] <montezuma> beta
#1094 [10:39] <superkamiguru> http://mibpaste.com/74af9P
#1095 [10:40] <mrcrazysalad> ok so i did it
#1096 [10:40] <Thrae> superkamiguru: Did you uninstall the drivers then update them via the the AMD Driver Downloader?
#1097 [10:40] <superkamiguru> yea
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#1099 [10:40] <Tokyo2314> should i try playing on internet explorer?
#1100 [10:40] <Thrae> superkamiguru: Since this is showing they're not updated.
#1101 [10:41] <Tokyo2314> im using google chrome
#1102 [10:41] <Thrae> Tokyo2314: Shouldn't matter. You can try a different browser, but it would be better to try a different -server-.
#1103 [10:41] <Tokyo2314> ok
#1104 [10:41] <Tokyo2314> thanks
#1105 [10:41] <superkamiguru> i used that updater in the first place
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#1107 [10:42] <aneglo97> can anyone help me with this... when I open minecraft it says i can update but if i do it fails to update. if i dont it doesnt load minecraft. if i update i get a message saying "failed to launch fatal error occured"
#1108 [10:43] <mrcrazysalad> how do i find the system i have
#1109 [10:43] <mrcrazysalad> on amds website
#1110 [10:43] <Thrae> superkamiguru: http://sites.amd.com/us/game/downloads/Pages/radeon_win7-32.aspx, download the Suite
#1111 [10:44] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: You want to go to Toshiba's website and try their drivers first.
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#1113 [10:44] <superkamiguru> We apologize. The page you are trying to reach cannot be found. This may have happened for a few reasons:
#1114 [10:45] <Thrae> superkamiguru: Go to Support & Drivers, select Motherboard / Chipset, select Radeon 3xxx Series, select Radeon 3000, select Windows 7 32-bit
#1115 [10:45] <mrcrazysalad> ok im on there website
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#1117 [10:46] <superkamiguru> wwich one do i download i have done that before
#1118 [10:47] <Thrae> superkamiguru: The suite.
#1119 [10:47] <Thrae> aneglo97: Are you on Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#1120 [10:48] <superkamiguru> dananananana dendei
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#1122 [10:49] <Hey> Hi
#1123 [10:49] <mrcrazysalad> I dont know how to find out the system im on the website but dont know what to do
#1124 [10:49] <Thrae> ??> mrcrazysalad win/dxdiag
#1125 [10:49] <VoxelHead> mrcrazysalad: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1126 [10:50] <VoxelHead> mrcrazysalad: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1127 [10:50] <Hey> Didnt recived gift code and on my profil nothing stands what should i do?
#1128 [10:51] <Thrae> Hey: Does the person who sent you the gift code no longer have it available on their page to send?
#1129 [10:52] <Hey> No i want to send my friend teh gift code but no email didnt come and on the page stands that sth will stand on my profile
#1130 [10:52] <Thrae> ;gift
#1131 [10:53] <Thrae> One of these bots knows about the gift code, but I can't remember the command
#1132 [10:53] <Thrae> ?? giftcode
#1133 [10:53] <VoxelHead> giftcode: To redeem a gift code, go to http://www.minecraft.net/redeem.jsp, log in, and enter the code. Enjoy!
#1134 [10:53] <Thrae> Hey: Do you have a gift code in your account profile on minecraft.net?
#1135 [10:54] <Thrae> Hey: How long ago did you purchase it?
#1136 [10:54] <Hey> No,
#1137 [10:54] <Hey> Yesterday
#1138 [10:54] <Hey> but on my conto no purchased was done
#1139 [10:54] <Hey> (sry for my bad english :S )
#1140 [10:54] <Thrae> Oh, well it can take up to 48 hours for them to process payment. I'd double-check that the payment was successfully received in PayPal too.
#1141 [10:54] <mrcrazysalad> ok this is my link to dxdiag
#1142 [10:54] <mrcrazysalad> http://pastebin.com/6k8scXYZ
#1143 [10:55] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: You have a Toshiba Satellite C660 according to that report.
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#1145 [10:57] <mrcrazysalad> yez yes i do
#1146 [10:57] <mrcrazysalad> so what does that mean?
#1147 [10:58] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/modelContent.jsp?origin=new&ct=DL, refine search by Windows 7 64-bit and Display, grab the Intel Display Driver
#1148 [10:58] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Intel Display Driver(v8.15.10.2476; 08-12-2011; 86.48M), should be first one listed
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#1151 [11:01] <biggreen> hey its superkamiguru
#1152 [11:01] <aneglo97> uh hello
#1153 [11:01] <mrcrazysalad> You don't have permission to view content [DL,]. Support Bulletins Refine Search by: (100) Results Found DATE:CATEGORY: TITLE: 08-31-2011Bundled software"DRM: error 0" when trying to read a book using TOSHIBA Book Place 08-31-2011Accessory Addendum Bluetooth KeyboardUpdating the THRiVE tablet for use with the TOSHIBA Wireless Keyboard 08-18-2011IAC-
#1154 [11:02] <mrcrazysalad> is what i get
#1155 [11:02] <biggreen> and i still get the giant middle finger
#1156 [11:03] <Calinou> ;_;
#1157 [11:03] <Thrae> biggreen: Were there any problems installing the driver suite?
#1158 [11:03] <mrcrazysalad> im confused
#1159 [11:03] <biggreen> no
#1160 [11:04] <biggreen> i tried to play again and i still get acidtrip land
#1161 [11:04] <mrcrazysalad> thrae im confused
#1162 [11:04] <mrcrazysalad> lol
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#1167 [11:05] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Go to http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/home.jsp and click on Download, then click on View Latest Downloads. Follow my instructions from before.
#1168 [11:05] <Thrae> biggreen: dxdiag again?
#1169 [11:06] <biggreen> kk
#1170 [11:06] <mrcrazysalad> its not loading
#1171 [11:06] <cantconnect> What's up with the client-servers? i get "cant connect to minecraft.net" all the time! for the last 3 days!
#1172 [11:07] <mrcrazysalad> thats been hapening to me
#1173 [11:07] <mrcrazysalad> just keep on clicking try again
#1174 [11:07] <Calinou> !isdown
#1175 [11:07] <GreyBot> Calinou: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
#1176 [11:07] <mrcrazysalad> eventualy
#1177 [11:07] <Calinou> cantconnect: mrcrazysalad: ^
#1178 [11:07] <Calinou> it's probably either:
#1179 [11:07] <Calinou> - broken java config
#1180 [11:07] <Calinou> - firewall blocking (likely)
#1181 [11:07] <cantconnect> The browser version is working fine, but i cant play with my mods :/
#1182 [11:07] <Calinou> - using java 7; use java 6 instead
#1183 [11:08] <cantconnect> have unblocked all minecraft ports
#1184 [11:08] <Calinou> ?? error/cantconnect
#1185 [11:08] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: Cannot connect to minecraft.net
#1186 [11:08] <VoxelHead> error/cantconnect: This error can occur for a number of reasons, including outdated java config, incorrect system time, or firewall issues. To fix it, make sure the system time is correct, check that java is allowed to access the internet, and if that fails, uninstall and reinstall java.
#1187 [11:08] <Calinou> coompletly disable your firewall, try to log in
#1188 [11:08] <Calinou> if it works, there's a issue
#1189 [11:08] <Calinou> then, re enable your firewall
#1190 [11:08] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Can you get to Toshiba's main website?
#1191 [11:08] <Calinou> then unblock the GOOD port, ALL the ports to/from minecraft.net
#1192 [11:08] <mrcrazysalad> erm i think so
#1193 [11:09] <mrcrazysalad> when i click your link it cpomes up with blank page
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#1195 [11:09] <mrcrazysalad> ok so iim on www.toshiba.co.uk
#1196 [11:09] <Wug> who poked me
#1197 [11:09] <mrcrazysalad> or did you use toshiba.com
#1198 [11:09] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Click on Services & Support, click on Laptop Computers
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#1200 [11:09] <ghostnappa> sigh its me again it never lets me use the same name
#1201 [11:10] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: ...I'm on toshiba.com, I've been giving out toshiba.com links
#1202 [11:10] <ghostnappa> http://mibpaste.com/K1Sj9T
#1203 [11:10] <ghostnappa> http://mibpaste.com/IJdeaM
#1204 [11:11] <mrcrazysalad> somethings wrong with the website i think just comes up with blank
#1205 [11:11] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Ugh. It went back to an OLDER version of the driver this time. Something is definitely screwed up with your drivers.
#1206 [11:11] <ghostnappa> :(
#1207 [11:11] <ghostnappa> hey i just left
#1208 [11:12] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Try this -- http://phyxion.net/item/driver-sweeper.html, get rid of the AMD 760G / Radeon 3000 drivers (AMD / ATI)
#1209 [11:12] <ghostnappa> page not found :(
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#1211 [11:12] <Thrae> Am I on some sort of bizarro Internet that only I can see?
#1212 [11:13] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Can you go to http://phyxion.net/ ?
#1213 [11:13] <mrcrazysalad> http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/home.jsp
#1214 [11:13] <ghostnappa> yea
#1215 [11:13] <mrcrazysalad> click it says unknown error
#1216 [11:13] <ghostnappa> worked for me mister
#1217 [11:13] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Well the Driver Sweeper link is on there. That's what we you want.
#1218 [11:14] <pwrcycle> does anyone keep a public Blacklist I can use on my server to keep out the griefers?
#1219 [11:14] <Wug> pwrcycle: mcbans
#1220 [11:14] <ghostnappa> what version
#1221 [11:14] <Wug> you need mods to support it though
#1222 [11:14] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Go to http://www.toshiba.com, click on Services & Support, click on Laptop Computers, should take you to the same place
#1223 [11:14] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Latest
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#1225 [11:14] <Wug> join #mcbans and ask them what you need.
#1226 [11:14] <pwrcycle> Wug: thnx
#1227 [11:15] <Morrolan> pwrcycle: Rather, mcbans.com has instructions.
#1228 [11:15] <mrcrazysalad> yes i did that it says error
#1229 [11:15] <Morrolan> You might get a faster response from there.
#1230 [11:15] <Morrolan> (And annoy less people, and get less "RTFM") ;)
#1231 [11:15] <mrcrazysalad> click this link
#1232 [11:15] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Ugh...try a different browser. Something is messed up with your Internets.
#1233 [11:15] <mrcrazysalad> can people click this link and tell me if its not working http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/home.jsp
#1234 [11:16] <ghostnappa> worked for me
#1235 [11:16] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Works for two other people here.
#1236 [11:16] <Thrae> There might be some cookie issue or whatever since you're in Europe.
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#1238 [11:17] <Morrolan> Depending on the error you get I'd check your HOSTS file, mrcrazysalad.
#1239 [11:17] <Morrolan> Just try your luck with a different browser for now though, if it works - good. If not - we'll look further I guess.
#1240 [11:17] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Your problem specifically with Minecraft is that Intel HD Graphics chipset which has spotty gaming support and the best chance to get it working is an updated driver.
#1241 [11:17] <ghostnappa> what does driversweeper do
#1242 [11:18] <Thrae> ghostnappa: Deeply removes drivers (Windows likes to keep them around in case you want to easily reinstall them)
#1243 [11:18] <rossco> I have downloaded the game but it will not run at all. When I log in the game window disappears completely. Any ideas?
#1244 [11:18] <Thrae> rossco: Do you get an error message? Is this system Windows, Linux, Mac, other?
#1245 [11:18] <ghostnappa> what do i uninstall
#1246 [11:19] <Thrae> ghostnappa: ATI Display Drivers (you have an AMD 760G Graphics Chipset, also known as Radeon 3000)
#1247 [11:19] <rossco> Window 7 (64 bit). There is a Java error message that appears.
#1248 [11:19] <Thrae> rossco: What's the error message? If it's longer than one sentence, paste it on pastebin.com and give us a link.
#1249 [11:20] <ghostnappa> i have amd display
#1250 [11:20] <Thrae> ghostnappa: There you go -- get rid of it
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#1252 [11:20] <ghostnappa> tried program frozer
#1253 [11:21] <Thrae> Well hopefully the program is just working very hard
#1254 [11:21] <ghostnappa> be back in twenty
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#1257 [11:23] <rossco> http://pastebin.com/6jwS7GSC
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#1259 [11:24] <Thrae> ??> rossco gpu/update
#1260 [11:24] <VoxelHead> rossco: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#1261 [11:24] <Essentials6787> hello i have a little problem with my server, anyone want to help me? i cant build, and i have added the note bPermissions.build.. and i still cant? why is that?
#1262 [11:25] <Essentials6787> i cant even destroy a single block..
#1263 [11:25] <Thrae> Essentials6787: Bukkit?
#1264 [11:25] <Essentials6787> yes
#1265 [11:25] <Essentials6787> 1060
#1266 [11:25] <Thrae> Go to #bukkit
#1267 [11:25] <Essentials6787> ok
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#1269 [11:26] <PhoenixPDG> anyone able to help me with a problem i am having with crafting on a server i am hosting?
#1270 [11:26] <PhoenixPDG> if yes then i will explan the problem
#1271 [11:27] <PhoenixPDG> anyone?
#1272 [11:27] <GreyVulpine> Don't ask to ask. Just ask.
#1273 [11:28] <PhoenixPDG> sorry first time so not sure if this is really the right place that all
#1274 [11:28] <PhoenixPDG> anyway
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#1276 [11:29] <PhoenixPDG> i had added a mod to my game and when i try to craft the item it get putted in my inevntery and then it gos back to the crafting box
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#1278 [11:29] <sloth> hey i'm using openjdk on arch x86_64 and I keep getting bad login errors when i try to multiplayer
#1279 [11:29] <PhoenixPDG> the crafted item is what i mean
#1280 [11:30] <GreyVulpine> Ah, we don't really help with mods here. Try #risucraft
#1281 [11:30] <Morrolan> sloth: I'm not sure whether that's the cause, but I know that every now and then people have problems when using OpenJDK. Could you try sunjava?
#1282 [11:30] <PhoenixPDG> ok
#1283 [11:30] <Morrolan> sloth: Again though, maybe it's something completely different. Does it happen with any server?
#1284 [11:30] <Morrolan> Ugh, rightclick -> clear, stupid me
#1285 [11:31] <sloth> Morrolan: on jre7 it thinks i don't have a premium account
#1286 [11:31] <sloth> and yes
#1287 [11:31] <Wug> PhoenixPDG: the ... nvm
#1288 [11:31] <rymate1234> !check 81.157.39.22
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#1292 [11:31] <Morrolan> sloth: Uh, that's an interesting bug for Java 7. There are issues with it, but it thinking your user isn't premium? Uh. :S
#1293 [11:31] <Thrae> sloth: Do you use OpenJDK for anything else? The latest recommended Java for Minecraft is jre6
#1294 [11:31] <PhoenixPDG> what was that channel name again pls
#1295 [11:32] <GreyVulpine> #risucraft
#1296 [11:32] <Wug> PhoenixPDG: what was that about
#1297 [11:32] <PhoenixPDG> ty
#1298 [11:32] <sloth> Morrolan: yeah it also locks up into the menu screen sometimes
#1299 [11:32] <sloth> and doesn't save achivements
#1300 [11:32] <sloth> prolly because of the workaround i had to use to get it working with libwjgl
#1301 [11:33] <Thrae> sloth: What OS is this?
#1302 [11:33] <sloth> Arch x86_64
#1303 [11:34] <Wug> sloth: any errors int the command output?
#1304 [11:34] <Thrae> Oh, Arch Linux
#1305 [11:34] <mrcrazysalad> my satelite c660 isnt there
#1306 [11:35] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Just go to "Latest Downloads", select Windows 7 32-bit, select Display
#1307 [11:35] <sloth> Wug: only one at startup about being unable to open a zip
#1308 [11:35] <Thrae> Which zip?
#1309 [11:35] <Wug> do you have 2 monitors
#1310 [11:36] <Wug> and what workaround did you have to do to make lwjgl work
#1311 [11:38] <sloth> i do indeed have two monitors i am running them as seperate x sessions, the workaround is using a different launching command which i will get for you in just a sec and also the zip is http://sprunge.us/TAKh
#1312 [11:39] <sloth> LD_LIBRARY_PATH="/opt/java/jre/lib/amd64" java -cp ~/.minecraft/bin/minecraft.jar:/usr/share/java/lwjgl.jar:/usr/share/java/lwjgl_util.jar:/usr/share/java/jinput.jar net.minecraft.client.Minecraft
#1313 [11:39] <sloth> and running ldd on java stuff for jre7
#1314 [11:40] <sloth> but minecraft's libwjgl seems to work with openjdk6 even though it does not work with jre7
#1315 [11:40] <sloth> so i didn't need to dickass with that
#1316 [11:41] <Morrolan> There's a bug in the LWJGL shipped with Minecraft when it comes to working with java 1.7 I think.
#1317 [11:41] <Morrolan> Did you try Java 1.6 though?
#1318 [11:41] <Wug> ^
#1319 [11:41] <Thrae> Or, did you try the latest LWJGL from their website?
#1320 [11:41] <Wug> if you have xinerama enabled try disabling it
#1321 [11:42] <Wug> it caused weird hang issues for me
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#1323 [11:46] <Thrae> Wug: By the way...do any of these bots accept private queries of their databases?
#1324 [11:46] <sprocket> my minecraft isnt working?
#1325 [11:46] <Thrae> Wug: Sometimes I forget a command and I don't want to spam the channel.
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#1327 [11:51] <fenster> my paypal receipt was sent but no confirmation email-how do i get my game its been almost 48 hours
#1328 [11:51] <Thrae> fenster: What's your account name?
#1329 [11:51] <fenster> theconmaster
#1330 [11:51] <Thrae> !paid theconmaster
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#1332 [11:52] <gartral> TheNytangel: you on?
#1333 [11:52] <fenster> i have my paypal receipt
#1334 [11:54] <fenster> when i sign in it says user not premuim
#1335 [11:54] <Thrae> fenster: Go to http://www.minecraft.net/support/, click on Account, then "Premium", then "I bought a premium account, but my account is still regular".
#1336 [11:55] <Thrae> fenster: According to that page they say it may take up to 5 working days. You can still contact them if you want, but they probably won't respond until its been 5 working days.
#1337 [11:57] <Wug> Thrae: most of them do
#1338 [11:57] <Wug> iirc all aubot commands can be used via pm
#1339 [11:58] <Thrae> I tried sending commands to VoxelHead and he wouldn't respond to me. Just gave me an auto-away message. I tried both "command" and "?? command".
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#1341 [11:58] <Wug> vox doesnt respond to factoids via pm
#1342 [11:58] <Wug> he has his own channel though, ##voxelhead
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#1344 [11:58] <Wug> wugbot has ##wugbot and also responds via pm
#1345 [11:58] <Joe> Can I get help here?
#1346 [11:58] <Thrae> Ah. OK. I'll use that.
#1347 [11:58] <Wug> GreyBot probably doe
#1348 [11:58] <Wug> s too
#1349 [11:59] <Wug> Joe: yes
#1350 [11:59] <Joe> Okay I'm having the bad video card problem
#1351 [11:59] <Joe> Or can't openGL
#1352 [11:59] <Thrae> Joe: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#1353 [12:00] <Joe> I had windows vista it worked their I changed to windows 7 now it doesn't
#1354 [12:00] <rossco> According to the messages I am getting the driver on my computer is up-to-date. Any other suggestions?
#1355 [12:01] <sloth> Morrolan: nah man
#1356 [12:01] <sloth> can't downgrade
#1357 [12:01] <Morrolan> Why not?
#1358 [12:01] <Thrae> Joe: That probably means you need to update your video card driver, as that changed when you updated to 7.
#1359 [12:01] <Thrae> ??> Joe win/dxdiag
#1360 [12:01] <VoxelHead> Joe: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1361 [12:01] <VoxelHead> Joe: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1362 [12:02] <Joe> Okay be back
#1363 [12:02] <Thrae> rossco: Follow the dxdiag instructions VoxelHead just told Joe.
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#1365 [12:03] <Joe> Done
#1366 [12:04] <Joe> Now what
#1367 [12:04] <Joe> Oh
#1368 [12:05] <Joe> LINK: http://pastebin.com/PCbjy9AE
#1369 [12:05] <Joe> Okay
#1370 [12:06] <Thrae> Joe: You have the default Microsoft-supplied drivers installed. Get the latest drivers from www.nvidia.com for the Geforce 7100 and nForce 630i (both of them)
#1371 [12:06] <Joe> Is their any viruses in it?
#1372 [12:06] <Joe> twould you know I'm very safe about that
#1373 [12:07] <Thrae> Nvidia makes your graphics chipset and your motherboard chipset. That's their official website.
#1374 [12:07] <Joe> Oh
#1375 [12:07] <Wahrheit|BC> Morrolan: My boss was on my MC server yesterday to try the death tower
#1376 [12:07] <Wahrheit|BC> We were in mumble at the time
#1377 [12:07] <Joe> Downloadig it will that fix my problem?
#1378 [12:07] <Wahrheit|BC> I have not heard such a series of expletives in a long time
#1379 [12:07] <Morrolan> Wahrheit|BC: Haha. :D
#1380 [12:07] <Thrae> Joe: Probably.
#1381 [12:07] <Wahrheit|BC> Still nobody has beaten it yet :3
#1382 [12:08] <Joe> Be back
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#1384 [12:08] <Morrolan> Wahrheit|BC: Surely the final gap to jump across is made too big on purpose. ;)
#1385 [12:08] <Thrae> Wahrheit|BC: Is it necessarily a good idea to make your boss fling out a series of expletives? :D
#1386 [12:08] <Wahrheit|BC> No, I've done the whole thing in one run
#1387 [12:08] <Wahrheit|BC> Thrae: He was impressed at my building skills
#1388 [12:08] <Wahrheit|BC> I work for Multiplay
#1389 [12:09] <Thrae> Ah
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#1391 [12:09] <Joe> I checked windows update's it their
#1392 [12:09] <Wahrheit|BC> He was also angry at the tower though
#1393 [12:09] <dr_bibble> i bought the game and at first it said that the purchase was unsuccessful but then I pressed go back to merchandise or something and then it said that the purchase was successful. i waited for an hour and my account is not premium yet. what should i do?
#1394 [12:09] <Joe> it's
#1395 [12:09] <Wahrheit|BC> that sucker is hard I will admit
#1396 [12:09] <Wahrheit|BC> Entirely possible though
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#1398 [12:10] <Thrae> Joe: You do NOT want the one on Windows Update. That's supplied by Microsoft.
#1399 [12:10] <Joe> It's not working anyway's
#1400 [12:11] <Wahrheit|BC> ATI cards get updates from steam
#1401 [12:11] <Wahrheit|BC> 8D
#1402 [12:11] <Thrae> dr_bibble: It can take up to 5 working days for the payment to be processed by Mojang. When you say "it said", are you talking about Paypal or Mojang's email?
#1403 [12:11] <dr_bibble> anyone??
#1404 [12:11] <dr_bibble> no i meant the page loaded it¨
#1405 [12:12] <mrcrazysalad> ok so im in newst downloads now what do i di
#1406 [12:12] <Thrae> dr_bibble: What page was loaded?
#1407 [12:12] <mrcrazysalad> do
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#1409 [12:12] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Sort by Windows 7 32-bit and Display, then select the first item which should be an Intel Display Driver
#1410 [12:12] <dr_bibble> and i haven't gotten any confirm email either
#1411 [12:12] <Wug> dr_bibble: wait a day
#1412 [12:13] <keret> a day?
#1413 [12:13] <Joe> I'm at download driver's and should I click graphic's driver's?
#1414 [12:13] <Joe> and install that?
#1415 [12:13] <Thrae> dr_bibble: It can take up to 5 business days for payment to be processed by Mojang.
#1416 [12:13] <Thrae> Joe: Yes, for the Geforce 7100
#1417 [12:13] <Joe> or mother board
#1418 [12:13] <Joe> oh
#1419 [12:13] <dr_bibble> ok, thank for the help, i'll hope it will work
#1420 [12:13] <keret> i paid for the game last night
#1421 [12:14] <keret> and it keeps saying that its crashed
#1422 [12:14] <Thrae> keret: What error messsage are you getting? If it's more than one sentence, paste it in pastebin.com.
#1423 [12:14] <Thrae> keret: Also, what's your account name?
#1424 [12:15] <keret> on minecraft?
#1425 [12:15] <Thrae> Yes.
#1426 [12:15] <keret> EvilP0tat0Man
#1427 [12:15] <Wug> !paidEvilP0tat0Man
#1428 [12:15] <Wug> KEALPER YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PROGRAMMER
#1429 [12:15] <Wug> !paid EvilP0tat0Man
#1430 [12:16] <keret> i paid for it last night
#1431 [12:16] <Joe> Okay installed it now what
#1432 [12:16] <keret> i just paid for minecraft last night.
#1433 [12:17] <mrcrazysalad> oh but isnt my windows 64 bit
#1434 [12:17] <keret> it keeps saying
#1435 [12:17] <keret> Minecraft has crashed! ---------------------- Minecraft has stopped running because it encountered a problem. If you wish to report this, please copy this entire text and email it to support@mojang.com. Please include a description of what you did when the error occured. --- BEGIN ERROR REPORT a1dce528 -------- Generated 06/09/11
#1436 [12:18] <keret> http://mibpaste.com/uAm0PE
#1437 [12:18] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#1438 [12:18] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
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#1440 [12:18] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Right. Sorry. 64-bit.
#1441 [12:18] <Dmbekker> !paid Dmbekker
#1442 [12:18] <Wug> praise jerb
#1443 [12:18] <Dmbekker> lol nice
#1444 [12:18] <mrcrazysalad> ok i found disoplay now what donwload do i clicky
#1445 [12:18] <mrcrazysalad> *display
#1446 [12:18] <Wug> the crashes on bad texture packs will be fixed in 1.8
#1447 [12:19] <Wug> it will simply revert to the default instead
#1448 [12:19] <gartral> TheNytangel: you on?
#1449 [12:19] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Intel Display Driver(v8.15.10.2476; 08-12-2011; 86.48M), should be first one listed
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#1451 [12:20] <mrcrazysalad> ok and download it
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#1453 [12:21] <zucchini> ??< teamviewer
#1454 [12:21] <zucchini> alright, bye
#1455 [12:21] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Download and install the file.
#1456 [12:22] <keret> it still doesn't work
#1457 [12:22] <Thrae> keret: Has it ever worked?
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#1459 [12:23] <keret> it worked once , that was when i just finish paying then after i when out it didn't work ever since than.
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#1461 [12:24] <Thrae> ??> keret win/reinst
#1462 [12:24] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#1463 [12:24] <VoxelHead> keret: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#1464 [12:26] <rossco> http://pastebin.com/aTE8xj50
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#1466 [12:27] <Mathuin> Can someone give me a fifty-words-or-less update on how minecarts have changed since February or March?
#1467 [12:28] <keret> sorry what do i delete ?
#1468 [12:28] <Thrae> rossco: You're not the only one with that particular laptop who's having trouble; I've seen it before. Go to www.toshiba.com, Service & Support, Laptops, Latest Downloads, then select "Windows 7 64-bit" and "Display" and get the 1st Intel Display Driver listed
#1469 [12:28] <Thrae> keret: Everything except the "saves" directory/folder.
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#1471 [12:29] <Landmark90> Me and a couple friends were playing on a minecraft server when the hosts computer crashed. This has caused several issues,
#1472 [12:29] <Landmark90> 1) Random chunks of blocks have randomely spawned/moved in the world.
#1473 [12:29] <Landmark90> 2) Often completely unable to login, refuses to accept even the host.
#1474 [12:29] <Landmark90> Anyone know anything about this? And is it possible to fix? :/ (We don't have any backup on the world :( )
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#1477 [12:30] <Thrae> Landmark90: What type of server?
#1478 [12:30] <Thrae> Vanilla? Bukkit?
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#1481 [12:31] <Mathuin> Did anyone answer my question while I was gone? :-)
#1482 [12:31] <mrcrazysalad> im gay
#1483 [12:31] <mrcrazysalad> omg i did not say that
#1484 [12:31] <|Kiikun|> mrcrazysalad: thats ok. we like people being happy :3
#1485 [12:32] <keret> thank you very much it is working
#1486 [12:32] <mrcrazysalad> no i mean my friend typed it
#1487 [12:32] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: whats was the question? :P
#1488 [12:32] <cornelius> When i download it, i enter my username and password and it says "not downloaded"
#1489 [12:32] <Mathuin> |Kiikun|, I wanted to know what had changed with regard to minecarts since February or March.
#1490 [12:32] <|Kiikun|> cornelius: 'not downloaded' means you failed to log in due to servers being busy/overloaded
#1491 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> cornelius: keep pressing 'try again'.
#1492 [12:33] <mrcrazysalad> im a cock lover
#1493 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: um. classic cart boosters dont work. theres a collision issue in i think N-S directions.
#1494 [12:33] <mrcrazysalad> i like willys
#1495 [12:33] <|Kiikun|> mrcrazysalad: please keep your friend of fthe keyboard
#1496 [12:34] <mrcrazysalad> im a bum boy
#1497 [12:34] <mrcrazysalad> this is domonic
#1498 [12:34] <Mathuin> |Kiikun|, so they *broke* the classic boosters, or are they no longer required, or what?
#1499 [12:34] <mrcrazysalad> he did it again
#1500 [12:34] <rymate1234> Mathuin, Powered and booster rails?
#1501 [12:34] <mrcrazysalad> i cant i have to look after a dog
#1502 [12:34] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: notch fixed the 'rapid acceleration' bug. you han use bnooster rails now.
#1503 [12:34] <cornelius> Now it says too many failed log-ins
#1504 [12:35] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: he also 'fixed' water elevators :P
#1505 [12:35] <Thrae> cornelius: What's your username?
#1506 [12:35] <rossco> Thanks. It looks like it might be a while to download though. i may be back later
#1507 [12:35] <Mathuin> I never fussed with water elevators, but they did look cool.
#1508 [12:35] <cornelius> frankie brouard
#1509 [12:35] <Morrolan> cornelius: That can happen if you spammed connction attempts, you'll have to sit it out.
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#1511 [12:35] <mrcrazysalad> ok the display thingy is downloadinh
#1512 [12:35] <Morrolan> Or if someone spammed connection attempts in your name, that is.
#1513 [12:36] <Thrae> Hmm. I don't think the username can have spaces in it, can it?
#1514 [12:36] <mrcrazysalad> i love big hot nob im me
#1515 [12:36] <mrcrazysalad> ui swqllow
#1516 [12:36] <cornelius> i will try set up another username
#1517 [12:36] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: theres also powered and storage minecarts.. but dunno how long ago they were added :P
#1518 [12:36] <Thrae> cornelius: Hang on a sec. I'm not sure about if it can have spaces. I'm just guessing.
#1519 [12:37] <mrcrazysalad> yumm big cock munching
#1520 [12:37] <Morrolan> mrcrazysalad: Look, either keep your "friend" of the keyboard, or you'll have to take a break from this channel. :)
#1521 [12:37] <mrcrazysalad> no nom
#1522 [12:37] <|Kiikun|> Mathuin: too bad the collision bug is makign powered minecarts troublesome
#1523 [12:37] <cornelius> i set up another username and now it says "user not premium"?
#1524 [12:37] <Mathuin> Powered minecarts sounded like locomotives.
#1525 [12:37] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: Just log off of the channel now and back on if it doesn't work.
#1526 [12:37] <Morrolan> cornelius: Another Minecraft user? That's normal, after all you'd have to buy the game for that account.
#1527 [12:37] <Morrolan> cornelius: Or do you mean another Windows user?
#1528 [12:38] <Thrae> Morrolan: Do you know if the username can have spaces in it?
#1529 [12:38] <Morrolan> Thrae: To my knowledge it can't.
#1530 [12:38] * WugBot kicked mrcrazysalad from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Your really should get your friend to see a psychologist.)
#1531 [12:38] <cornelius> yeah another windows user
#1532 [12:38] <Thrae> That's what I thought.
#1533 [12:38] <Calinou> WugBot: that's a nice delayed kick you have there...
#1534 [12:39] <Mathuin> "Riding a saddled pig in a minecart creates a self propelling booster."
#1535 [12:39] <Morrolan> cornelius: Hmm. Did you buy the game? And did you check wheter your account is premium already?
#1536 [12:39] <|Kiikun|> Calinou: sorry. the botchan was +n ed
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#1538 [12:39] <Thrae> cornelius: Can you log in to minecraft.net with the username you gave us and does it say it's premium?
#1539 [12:39] <Morrolan> mrcrazysalad: Welcome back. ;)
#1540 [12:39] <mrcrazysalad> ok i kicked my friend out of my house
#1541 [12:39] <Morrolan> Very well.
#1542 [12:39] <Calinou> +n?
#1543 [12:39] <mrcrazysalad> sorry
#1544 [12:40] <|Kiikun|> Calinou: +n means cant message to channel unles you have joined it :P
#1545 [12:40] <cornelius> when i brought it it said that i cannot use my card for another 24 hours and then when i pressed ok it said purchase successful
#1546 [12:40] <Landmark90> @ Thrae, apologize. The phone rang. It's a vanilla, no plugins or anything on it. :)
#1547 [12:40] <Calinou> that's a channel mode
#1548 [12:40] <Calinou> speaking of a user mode
#1549 [12:40] <Morrolan> cornelius: And did your card get charged the money?
#1550 [12:40] <mrcrazysalad> ok i pressed start and its loading
#1551 [12:41] * |Kiikun| was talking about channel mode.. since pokes wug silently via the channel.
#1551 [12:41] <Morrolan> cornelius: If it didn't you will have to call the support number on the back of that card and ask them to unlock it for international transfers.
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#1553 [12:41] <mib_bal6t7> hwllo
#1554 [12:41] <mib_bal6t7> hello
#1555 [12:44] <Thrae> Landmark90: http://mcsaver.net/fixing/maps/ <-- have your host try this
#1556 [12:45] <cornelius> it says my status should update within an hour does that mean anything?
#1557 [12:46] <Morrolan> cornelius: Oh, it says that, and for most people it's true. But I'd say that your payment didn't got through at all, check your credit card.
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#1559 [12:47] <mrcrazysalad> wtf i press
#1560 [12:47] <mohawk> hi do you speak german?
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#1563 [12:48] <mohawk> i tried to install a texture pack and now there is a blackscreen if want to start minecraft
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#1566 [12:49] <Morrolan> mohawk: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux? And was it an HD texture pack?
#1567 [12:49] <cornelius> it doesnt say any money has been taken out of the account
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#1569 [12:49] <Morrolan> cornelius: In this case call card support, ask them to unlock it for internationla transfers, try again.
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#1571 [12:50] <gamakichi> was für eine grafikarte bracht man für minecraft
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#1573 [12:50] <cornelius> okay thanks
#1574 [12:50] <mohawk> im on windows and it was an hd texture pack
#1575 [12:50] <Morrolan> ??> mohawk win/reinst/bat
#1576 [12:50] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1577 [12:50] <VoxelHead> mohawk: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1578 [12:50] <Morrolan> mohawk: Please follow the instructions VoxelHead provided you with.
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#1580 [12:50] <mib_abtubf> hey guys...need some advice on my minecraft
#1581 [12:50] <Morrolan> gamakichi: I'd go with a GPU with 256MB of memory atleast.
#1582 [12:50] <mohawk> thank you bye
#1583 [12:51] <Morrolan> gamakichi: Also, it shouldn't be too old.
#1584 [12:51] <Morrolan> mohawk: Sure thing, cya.
#1585 [12:51] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Be more specific please.
#1586 [12:51] <Thrae> gamakichi: And Nvidia or ATI brand
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#1588 [12:52] <mib_abtubf> after tryting to install some softwhere i had to do a system restore and it has cleared all my software do u know if i can re-download minecraft without paying?
#1589 [12:52] <gamakichi> was für Eine grafikarte Braucht Mann für minecraft
#1590 [12:52] <mrcrazysalad> ok so ive pressed start to install it
#1591 [12:52] <mrcrazysalad> thrae
#1592 [12:52] <Morrolan> gamakichi: 256 MB speicher mindestends, und nicht allzu alt.
#1593 [12:52] <Thrae> !client
#1594 [12:52] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Sure, go to www.minecraft.net/download.jsp and get it again.
#1595 [12:52] <Thrae> mib_abtubf: Yep, you need to login to use the software anyway.
#1596 [12:52] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Or pick the one from the list AuBot gave you.
#1597 [12:52] <mrcrazysalad> and i click yes to do you want this program to make changes to the comp and i click yes and nothing hapens
#1598 [12:53] <mib_abtubf> ohh okay cool...but will all my previous offline work have gone?
#1599 [12:53] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Depends if the system restore wiped your saves as well.
#1600 [12:53] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: They're not stored online, so it might be, yes.
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#1603 [12:53] <mrcrazysalad> please someone
#1604 [12:53] <Morrolan> mrcrazysalad: I'm not too sure what you're trying to do, so, uh.
#1605 [12:53] <gamakichi> morrolan danke
#1606 [12:54] <mib_abtubf> yehh i dont know? it has got rid of all my software including Photoshop, photoshop lightromm, microsoft office 2010...literally every installede sofdtware
#1607 [12:54] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: We can't really help with installing the Intel Display drivers. You can try downloading it again if you're having a problem. Otherwise contact Toshiba support.
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#1609 [12:54] <Morrolan> Thrae: Toshiba? Did you get the drivers from the intel side? Cause some toshiba laptops refuse to install any driver not signed by toshiba.
#1610 [12:55] <Morrolan> site*
#1611 [12:55] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Most likely your saves will be gone then. You'll know for sure when you tried it though.
#1612 [12:55] <Thrae> mib_abtubf: Usually System Restore doesn't touch the user-specific files, which is where the Minecraft files are stored on windows (%APPDATA%\.minecraft)
#1613 [12:55] <gamakichi> wie viel gigaherz braucht man für minecraft
#1614 [12:55] <mib_abtubf> yeh.. well thanks very much for ur help
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#1616 [12:55] <mib_bpmncg> hi guys, downloaded minecraft on the second link from the site, everything downloaded, got the minecraft icon on my desktop, so i click it, click login, it thinks for a bit then says cant connect to minecraft.net so then i think right, okay, i clicked the play offline and the launcher box dissappeared!!!!
#1617 [12:55] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: Oh, if what Thrae says is true then you might be lucky.
#1618 [12:55] <mib_abtubf> ill just have to re-buy the photoshop stuff....
#1619 [12:55] <mib_abtubf> or somehting
#1620 [12:56] <Morrolan> gamakichi: 2.4 GHz passt schon, wenn du mehr hast umso besser.
#1621 [12:56] <mib_abtubf> but i had ove 2k worth of photo software
#1622 [12:56] <Thrae> Morrolan: No; I had to walk through mrcrazysalad on Toshiba's website because for some reason he couldn't click on any of my links.
#1623 [12:56] <Morrolan> mib_abtubf: You should be able to just use the license key again.
#1624 [12:56] <gamakichi> danke morrolan
#1625 [12:56] <Morrolan> Thrae: Heh, ok. Not sure what it might be then. :)
#1626 [12:56] <mib_abtubf> u reckon...that will be good news
#1627 [12:56] <mib_bpmncg> a new icon appeared then appeared that brought up a load of coding when clicked, kinda confusing??
#1628 [12:56] <Thrae> mib_abtubf: I bet Adobe, etc. will send you CDs, DVDs if you ask them and maybe pay a couple bucks for shipping & handling. They may also have downloadable versions too.
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#1630 [12:57] <mib_abtubf> anyway gtg and try and sort this stuff out cheers one again! xx =)
#1631 [12:57] <Morrolan> mib_bpmncg: Is it called like hs_err_pid? If yes then paste it on www.pastebin.com and give us the URL
#1632 [12:57] <mib_abtubf> bye
#1633 [12:57] <Thrae> Usually a valid license key, maybe with proof of purchase, is all you need
#1634 [12:57] <mib_bpmncg> yes it is! brb, will try it
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#1636 [12:58] <gamakichi> morrolan ist der beste:D
#1637 [12:58] <Mathuin> Hmm. This powered-rail thing looks like it has potential.
#1638 [12:59] <Mathuin> I think if I put the powered-rail/activated-lever bits the right distance apart, all carts going through will go full speed.
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#1640 [12:59] <Mathuin> I don't know how to select destinations, though. I'd love for the cart to somehow either stop at a station or blow past it. Any progress in this area?
#1641 [12:59] <mib_bpmncg> pastebin isnt working for me, any other way of letting you see it?
#1642 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Mathuin - Just involves a little redstone work
#1643 [13:00] <gamakichi> was für eine soundkarte braucht man für minecraft
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#1645 [13:00] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: pastebin.ca
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#1647 [13:00] <GreyVulpine> Booster rails that are powered, will boost minecarts. Tracks that are not powered, will stop a minecart.
#1648 [13:00] <Landmark90> @ Thrae: On it!
#1649 [13:00] <Mathuin> GreyVulpine: interesting, love to see examples. checking the wiki on mechanisms.
#1650 [13:01] <Mathuin> Yeah, but how do you *select*? Can't really shoot a lever while driving the cart. :-)
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#1652 [13:01] <gamakichi> war für Eine Soundkarte Braucht man für minecraft
#1653 [13:01] <mib_k8sib8> cant connect to mc
#1654 [13:01] * mib_22p4y3 [mib_22p4y3@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1655 [13:01] <mib_22p4y3> heya!
#1656 [13:01] <gamakichi> was für Eine Soundkarte Braucht man für minecraft
#1657 [13:01] <mib_k8sib8> Who have Cant connect?
#1658 [13:01] <gamakichi> was für Eine Soundkarte Braucht man für minecraft
#1659 [13:01] <Graipyy> i need some help with downloading the play console mod and the game it self
#1660 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> Mathuin - Could have it default to off, and a button right next to the powered track boost the cart again, if the player so wishes to bypass the stop
#1661 [13:02] <mib_bpmncg> okay, that really aint working for me, heres a link to my minecraft forum site, click on my most recent post :) http://www.minecraftforum.net/user/709146-tommybighead99/
#1662 [13:02] <gamakichi> was für Eine Soundkarte Braucht man für minecraft
#1663 [13:02] <GreyVulpine> There's just quite a lot of ways to do minecart stations
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#1665 [13:02] <gamakichi> was für Eine Soundkarte Braucht man für minecraft
#1666 [13:03] <Mathuin> GreyVulpine, that's the best I could think of on my own, having every cart stop at the next station, but it seemed inelegant.
#1667 [13:03] <Mathuin> I'd want this to be automated/unattended/rubber-stampable, which is why I'm so excited about powered rails.
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#1669 [13:03] <GreyVulpine> Could have a Master control, that sends down the appropriate signal to the right booster down the line to default to off for stopping..
#1670 [13:03] <Mathuin> I can build *one* station, save it as a schematic, then automatically place them where I need them.
#1671 [13:04] <Graipyy> hello help?
#1672 [13:04] <GreyVulpine> But you'll be limited to one person traveling down that line at one time
#1673 [13:04] <Graipyy> *cough cough*
#1674 [13:04] <Graipyy> uhm i need file download help.
#1675 [13:05] <Mathuin> Hmm. There's got to be a work-around for that.
#1676 [13:05] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - If you're relying on our telepathy to determine your problem, I'm afraid you'll be sorely disappointed
#1677 [13:05] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: This is a common problem with certain ATI graphics drivers. Grab the latest from www.amd.com for your graphics card.
#1678 [13:05] <mib_bpmncg> huhh?
#1679 [13:05] <Graipyy> well im asking for help and no one seems to asnwer
#1680 [13:05] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Do you know what your graphics card is?
#1681 [13:06] <Graipyy> and i stated my problem. file download.
#1682 [13:06] <mib_bpmncg> nope, shows how good at computers i am :L
#1683 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - If you're looking to mod, this isn't the play for it. Try #risucraft
#1684 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> er, place*
#1685 [13:06] <Thrae> ??> mib_bpmncg win/dxdiag
#1686 [13:06] <VoxelHead> mib_bpmncg: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1687 [13:06] <VoxelHead> mib_bpmncg: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1688 [13:06] <GreyVulpine> There's thousands of mods for minecraft out there, nobody knows them all.
#1689 [13:06] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: And if pastebin.ca doesn't work, use http://www.pastey.net
#1690 [13:06] <Graipyy> no i need help with file data and shit. like download this file then put it where do i make afil for minecraft ad slap everything i nthere? im a noob at this stuff
#1691 [13:06] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: There's also a paste feature to Mibbit too, called mibpaste.com
#1692 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Usually mods come with instructions of their own
#1693 [13:07] <mib_bpmncg> whoaaa, way to technical for me, check this link out, my most recent post, that should highlight what i'm getting at
#1694 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - I can give you general instructions, but all mods have their own installation procedure
#1695 [13:07] <mib_bpmncg> http://www.minecraftforum.net/user/709146-tommybighead99/
#1696 [13:07] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Yes I saw that post. And I told you the best way to fix it -- update your graphics drivers.
#1697 [13:07] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - What operating system are you running?
#1698 [13:08] <mib_bpmncg> ohh, okay, now what do i do to do that then?
#1699 [13:08] <Graipyy> i don't know if im stupid and wording my self wrong... but i just need to know a few certain things. when i download minecraft should i create a file for it. and when i do i need help putting things togather so that it works. i don't know how to say im like new new at this today NEW!
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#1701 [13:08] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: If you don't want to follow the dxdiag instructions, AMD has an auto-downloader you can try. Go to http://www.amd.com and click on "Auto Detect and Install".
#1702 [13:09] <mib_bpmncg> okay, cheers, should that do it all for me?
#1703 [13:09] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - What operating system are you running? Are you running minecraft beta?
#1704 [13:09] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Probably.
#1705 [13:09] <mib_bpmncg> okay, thanks loads :)
#1706 [13:09] <Samtheturtleman> Excuse me but I'm having some trouble getting the game starting, could someone help me?
#1707 [13:10] <|Kiikun|> Samtheturtleman: what exactly is the problem?
#1708 [13:10] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Still there?
#1709 [13:10] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: What error message are you getting? If it's more than one line, use www.pastebin.com.
#1710 [13:10] <Samtheturtleman> Well I just downloaded the game, but it came in some sort of file so I put .exe after it
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#1712 [13:10] <Thrae> !client
#1713 [13:10] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: Grab the EXE from that.
#1714 [13:11] <Samtheturtleman> Now when I try to log in it says it's not downloaded
#1715 [13:11] <|Kiikun|> Samtheturtleman: you need to sucessfully log in for the client to download thegame.
#1716 [13:11] <Samtheturtleman> On the site?
#1717 [13:12] <|Kiikun|> Samtheturtleman: no, on the client.. though logging into the site then playing via the webpage should work for downloading the files.. i think
#1718 [13:12] <Samtheturtleman> Yeah but I can't login on the client
#1719 [13:12] <fun> same here
#1720 [13:13] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: How long ago did you successfully pay for Minecraft? What's your username?
#1721 [13:13] <Samtheturtleman> Samtheturtleman is my name and I paid for it on sunday evening.. On a different computer though!
#1722 [13:13] <|Kiikun|> Samtheturtleman: thats either the servers being iffy still, or you may have an actual problem
#1723 [13:13] <Thrae> !paid Samtheturtleman
#1724 [13:13] <|Kiikun|> Samtheturtleman: computer you paid on doesnt matter
#1725 [13:13] <GreyVulpine> What error message do you get upon trying to log in?
#1726 [13:13] <Thrae> Yeah I guess the servers are having problems...
#1727 [13:14] <Samtheturtleman> Second
#1728 [13:14] <Thrae> Works for me, though
#1729 [13:14] <mib_bpmncg> i clicked find a driver on the amd website, which one??? so confusing!!
#1730 [13:14] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Just click on "Auto Detect and Install"
#1731 [13:14] <mib_bpmncg> wheres the 2?
#1732 [13:14] <Graipyy> sorry cousin being a bitch on facebook
#1733 [13:14] <mib_bpmncg> *wheres that 2
#1734 [13:15] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/windows/Pages/auto_detect.aspx
#1735 [13:15] <Samtheturtleman> Oh it suddenly seems to be working! Thanks anyway guys, guess the servers were having some issues ;)
#1736 [13:15] <Samtheturtleman> oh no wait
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#1738 [13:15] <fun> i paid like 8 hours ago and it doesnt work :(
#1739 [13:15] <Samtheturtleman> Now I got an errormessage, I'll put it up on pastebin
#1740 [13:15] <Thrae> fun: Your username?
#1741 [13:15] <fun> vikernes666
#1742 [13:15] <mib_bpmncg> run or save it?
#1743 [13:16] <Samtheturtleman> http://mibpaste.com/afL5Eb
#1744 [13:16] <Thrae> !paid vikernes666
#1745 [13:16] <Graipyy> i want to run the beta where it doent have wolves or anything the simple 1.3 i think. and with the play console commands mod. i know how to click download but nothing else lol
#1746 [13:16] <Kohuded> Anyone know how to recolor birch leaves?
#1747 [13:16] <Thrae> Hmm
#1748 [13:16] <Thrae> !paid vikernes666
#1749 [13:16] <mib_bpmncg> run or save it?
#1750 [13:17] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Save, then Run
#1751 [13:17] <mib_bpmncg> okay
#1752 [13:17] <Thrae> fun: Is the error you're having the same? "Not downloaded"?
#1753 [13:17] * powntuz [powntuz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1754 [13:17] <fun> nope
#1755 [13:17] <powntuz> HELP ME
#1756 [13:17] <Samtheturtleman> http://mibpaste.com/afL5Eb
#1757 [13:17] <fun> it loads and then i get a black screen
#1758 [13:18] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: You need to update your video card drivers. Do you know how to do that?
#1759 [13:18] <powntuz> jag kan inte göra en minecraft multiplayer server
#1760 [13:18] <Samtheturtleman> No :s
#1761 [13:18] <fun> i did :/
#1762 [13:18] <powntuz> I can not make a Minecraft multiplayer server
#1763 [13:18] <Thrae> ??> Samtheturtleman win/dxdiag
#1764 [13:18] <VoxelHead> Samtheturtleman: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1765 [13:18] <VoxelHead> Samtheturtleman: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1766 [13:18] <Kohuded> Nobody?
#1767 [13:18] <powntuz> I can get into the server I do, but no other
#1768 [13:18] <mib_bpmncg> it says there was malware and couldnt download, make sure file not in use or some shit like that
#1769 [13:18] <powntuz> why?
#1770 [13:18] <Thrae> fun: Have you installed any mods or texture packs into it?
#1771 [13:18] <GreyVulpine> powntuz - Port forwarding. Look it up.
#1772 [13:19] <powntuz> hmm, ok:P
#1773 [13:19] <Graipyy> grey?
#1774 [13:19] <fun> nope
#1775 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Been waiting for a response from you.
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#1777 [13:19] <Graipyy> sorry cousin being a bitch on facebook!
#1778 [13:19] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - What operating system are you on?
#1779 [13:19] <Graipyy> windows? i got the beta.
#1780 [13:20] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: I can't help you any further with actually downloading a file from AMD's website (AMD makes graphics, motherboard, and processor chipsets...that's their official website) Disable whatever weird security program is doing that and try again, or try a different browser.
#1781 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Go to your start menu, in the search bar or Run command, type in: %appdata%
#1782 [13:20] <Graipyy> i was hoping to get like the 1.3 i think without the wolves and all the fancey shit.
#1783 [13:20] <cornelius> i have an minecraft error (cannot create java virtual machine) please help
#1784 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Find the .minecraft folder.
#1785 [13:20] <Mathuin> GreyVulpine: The Powered Rails page has a promising paragraph about detector rails. Hmm.
#1786 [13:20] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Can't get previous versions. Did you pay for a minecraft account?
#1787 [13:20] <Samtheturtleman> pastebin says my file is too large :s
#1788 [13:20] <cornelius> i have an minecraft error (cannot create java virtual machine) please help
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#1790 [13:21] <Graipyy> no pay pay for minecraft im all alone in a big city wihout job
#1791 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> cornelius - Try a complete uninstall and reinstall of java
#1792 [13:21] <Graipyy> alright i got it. i thnk i have to download the app again tho.
#1793 [13:21] <Morrolan> Graipyy: No play play Minecraft for you then. :)
#1794 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> Graipyy - Then you cannot play minecraft beta. Classic is free though, on the website
#1795 [13:21] <cornelius> ok thx
#1796 [13:21] <Morrolan> Also, 'lo everyone. :)
#1797 [13:21] <GreyVulpine> \o
#1798 [13:21] <Graipyy> lolz
#1799 [13:21] <mib_bpmncg> it says it cant read from source file or disk, god i hate this computer.....
#1800 [13:22] <Samtheturtleman> pastebin says my file is too large
#1801 [13:22] <Graipyy> alright thanks guys :D i'll go surfing the web
#1802 [13:22] <Morrolan> Samtheturtleman: Uh, split it up in two files then I guess.
#1803 [13:22] <Samtheturtleman> oki
#1804 [13:22] <Morrolan> Samtheturtleman: Or use www.pastie.org , they might not have such a limitation.
#1805 [13:22] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Sounds like something wonky is going on. Try a different browser like www.getfirefox.com. If that doesn't work, contact your computer manufacturer.
#1806 [13:23] <Samtheturtleman> i'll do pastie.org ;)
#1807 [13:24] <fun> http://pastebin.com/ghyTB45F
#1808 [13:24] <mib_bpmncg> all i want to do is play minecraft :L wasnt expecting to have to do all this shit :L i've downloaded the launcher and opened it and it all opened like my friends (which works) it then just dissapears, surely its not the graphics card as it has kinda opened?
#1809 [13:25] <Mathuin> mib_bpmncg: when that happened to me, I had to clean all the dustbunnies out of my computer. Age of Conan didn't work my video card as hard as Minecraft.
#1810 [13:25] <mib_bpmncg> what should i do then?
#1811 [13:26] <Thrae> fun: Odd. You don't even have Service Pack 1 on there. Vista should go up to Service Pack 2. Go to Windows Updates and get all Recommended and Optional updates.
#1812 [13:26] <Thrae> Mathuin: mib_bpmncg is getting this error message when he tries to update his video card drivers through AMD's downloader, not when he tries to run Minecraft.
#1813 [13:26] <Mathuin> Thrae: oh, well, can't help you there. no clue why AMD hate syou.
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#1815 [13:26] <mrcrazysalad> i really need help
#1816 [13:27] <gamakichi> http://pastie.org/2492603
#1817 [13:27] <mib_bpmncg> haha, probably because this computer was built in 1567
#1818 [13:27] <fun> ok, thx :D
#1819 [13:27] <gamakichi> How do I change my nickname?
#1820 [13:27] <mrcrazysalad> ive been on this for about 4hours and havent really acomplished anything
#1821 [13:27] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: If you give us your DXDiag I can point you to the latest drivers for your card.
#1822 [13:27] <mib_bpmncg> wassat?
#1823 [13:28] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: That's because your computer isn't installing the Intel Display drivers for some odd reason. You have to contact your computer manufacturer for help with that.
#1824 [13:28] <Thrae> ??> mib_bpmncg win/dxdiag
#1825 [13:28] <VoxelHead> mib_bpmncg: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#1826 [13:28] <VoxelHead> mib_bpmncg: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#1827 [13:28] <Thrae> gamakichi: /nick yournewnickname
#1828 [13:28] <Samtheturtleman> got disconnected from server
#1829 [13:29] <Samtheturtleman> here's my pastie! http://pastie.org/2492603
#1830 [13:29] <mib_bpmncg> win key???????
#1831 [13:29] <Mika56> 8420:20e:cc00:21a:4dff:fe1c:ba47 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :between Ctrl and Alt
#1832 [13:29] <Mathuin> ... usually between ctrl and alt on most keyboards. it's got a window on it.
#1833 [13:29] <mib_bpmncg> ohh, okay
#1834 [13:29] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: http://www.nvidia.com/object/win7-winvista-32bit-280.26-whql-driver.html <-- download & install
#1835 [13:30] <Samtheturtleman> oki
#1836 [13:30] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: Your current graphics drivers are ancient. They don't even properly support DirectX right now.
#1837 [13:31] <powntuz> Help me, when I make a multiplayer server so I can just get into it no one else, why?
#1838 [13:31] <Thrae> Well, 3 years old...ancient in terms of Nvidia drivers
#1839 [13:31] <Thrae> powntuz: You need to setup port forwarding on your router so that others can get in.
#1840 [13:31] <Samtheturtleman> But will I be able to run minecraft?
#1841 [13:31] <powntuz> where?
#1842 [13:32] <GreyVulpine> powntuz - On your home router
#1843 [13:32] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: Probably. Those Microsoft-supplied drivers suck (you have a Microsoft-supplied driver)
#1844 [13:32] <Samtheturtleman> Yeah figures ;o
#1845 [13:32] <Samtheturtleman> havent really spent money in a decent one..
#1846 [13:32] <Thrae> Samtheturtleman: Driver. Drivers are software.
#1847 [13:33] <Thrae> Your video chipset isn't that hot either, but it should work
#1848 [13:33] <powntuz> ok, thank you! :)
#1849 [13:33] <Samtheturtleman> oh I thought graphic card
#1850 [13:33] <Thrae> Yeah it's a crappy Nvidia integrated chipset, but Nvidia usually has good OpenGL support if you have the right drivers (from their website)
#1851 [13:33] <Samtheturtleman> not much of a computer expert ;
#1852 [13:34] <Samtheturtleman> installing the driver now
#1853 [13:34] <Thrae> Nvidia makes excellent graphics chipsets just not very good motherboards (you have an Nvidia motherboard)
#1854 [13:35] <Samtheturtleman> ah :p it's funny how you know more about my computer than I do
#1855 [13:37] <Thrae> We get paid our large salary of $0/year to know these things.
#1856 [13:37] <mib_bpmncg> here we are...... http://pastebin.com/ub2VTT65
#1857 [13:37] <Samtheturtleman> Great thing you guys are here though!
#1858 [13:37] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Your computer is annncient
#1859 [13:38] <mib_bpmncg> i know, i told you, built in 1567
#1860 [13:38] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: I think your system battery has died -- "Time of this report: 1/1/2001, 01:54:13"
#1861 [13:38] <mib_bpmncg> it keep resetting time and date
#1862 [13:38] <Thrae> Yeah. Your system battery is most likely dead. That's something that can usually be replaced for just a couple of bucks (it's a coin battery)
#1863 [13:38] <GreyVulpine> Um. Uh. Wow. Kinda doubt that computer will be able to run minecraft
#1864 [13:39] <Samtheturtleman> It works! thanks for the help, See you ;)
#1865 [13:39] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Here's the latest driver for your Radeon 9200 AGP card -- http://support.amd.com/us/gpudownload/Pages/radeon-prer300-xp.aspx
#1866 [13:40] <GreyVulpine> You may be able to update the video drivers, but the 9000 series ATI cards have a known problem with OpenGL on minecraft. That 512 megs of RAM won't be sitting nice either
#1867 [13:40] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Best you can do is try installing that and cross your fingers.
#1868 [13:40] <mib_bpmncg> okay, thanks, will check back on here and tell you if it worked :)
#1869 [13:41] <Thrae> mib_bpmncg: Yeah...it says you're already using up like 80% of your page file, which normally means your system memory is exhausted, so even if you get it working it'll most likely run pretty slowly
#1870 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Most likely, will need a batch file to run minecraft with lowered RAM arguments
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#1872 [13:41] <GreyVulpine> Minecraft won't launch if it doesn't have a certain amount free
#1873 [13:42] <Thrae> GreyVulpine: Personally I got it working on my laptop with a Radeon 9600 Pro 32MB VRAM, but of course my setup had tweaked drivers on TinyXP...and now it runs Linux
#1874 [13:42] * Rossco [Rossco@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1875 [13:42] <GreyVulpine> It's been very hit and miss with those older 9000 ATI series video cards on here
#1876 [13:43] <mib_bpmncg> FOR GODS SAKE!!!!! it is saying from the link - We're sorry, but this download request cannot be authorized. As an option, you may visit any of the pages below for information about our services and products: - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
#1877 [13:43] <GreyVulpine> And anything with lower than a gig of RAM, we've usually had to point people to running minecraft with -Xms/-Xmx arguments
#1878 [13:43] <Thrae> Yeah. It seems ATI has a lower success rate than Nvidia, which I find ironic as ATI is now all about OpenCL.
#1879 [13:44] <Rossco> I'm here again. I tried to start minecraft. i logged in and the window disappeared. i down;oaded a new driver as instructed but still no luck. Any new ideas?
#1880 [13:44] <GreyVulpine> ATI's drivers have always been their downfall.
#1881 [13:44] <mib_bpmncg> ahh, Rossco has the same roblem as me
#1882 [13:44] <Thrae> And back in the ancient days, ATI drivers used to have better OpenGL support than Nvidia's (in the pre-1.3 days or so)
#1883 [13:44] <Rossco> I saw you here before i left. Have you had any luck?
#1884 [13:45] <bighead> nope, they've said to download drivers, i tried and failed, mainly due to the fact that my computer is ancient
#1885 [13:46] <Rossco> just out of interest, how ancient is ancient?
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#1887 [13:46] <Thrae> bighead: http://downloads.guru3d.com/ATI-Catalyst-6.11-Display-Driver-(32-bit)-download-1518.html
#1888 [13:46] <blobb> i have problem i cant start mine craft
#1889 [13:47] <Thrae> Rossco: Give us your latest dxdiag info
#1890 [13:47] <blobb> what ?
#1891 [13:47] <Thrae> blobb: Not talking to you. What's the error message you're getting?
#1892 [13:48] <mrcrazysalad> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
#1893 [13:48] <blobb> unable to get input stream for iwgl.jar.
#1894 [13:48] <bighead> rossco no idea, around 8 yrs old i think
#1895 [13:49] <blobb> i got to cheack what it exatly stod there
#1896 [13:49] <Thrae> blobb: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
#1897 [13:49] <Rossco> Thrae: this the info you need - http://pastebin.com/ycAfYZNy
#1898 [13:49] <blobb> windows
#1899 [13:50] <bighead> thrae, that last link you sent me came up with could not be found
#1900 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Rossco - http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#1901 [13:50] <GreyVulpine> Follow those instructions.
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#1903 [13:50] <ImAWizrd> hi im back :/
#1904 [13:50] <Thrae> Rossco: Yeah. Seems the driver wasn't properly updated. Follow those instructions and you should be good.
#1905 [13:51] <Thrae> ??> blobb win/reinst/bat
#1906 [13:51] <VoxelHead> blobb: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1907 [13:51] <VoxelHead> blobb: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
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#1909 [13:51] <ImAWizrd> when i load minecraft it says' loading chunks and stuff' then before i even see a block where its supposed to be loading a map the window closes :/
#1910 [13:51] <bighead> same with me!
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#1912 [13:52] <Thrae> ImAWizrd: Windows, Mac, Linux, other?
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#1914 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> ImAWizrd has the C660 laptop as well
#1915 [13:52] <ImAWizrd> is yours a toshiba satellite C660D
#1916 [13:52] <Thrae> Ah
#1917 [13:52] <GreyVulpine> I believe somebody gave him instructions as well, but the computer borked on the install for some reason
#1918 [13:52] <ImAWizrd> its that laptop you have to reinstall drivers to even get to the hompage :(
#1919 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Wait... C660, or C660D?
#1920 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Those are two different models...
#1921 [13:53] <ImAWizrd> nope it says on the label
#1922 [13:53] <blobb> this is right after ive downloading packages .. fatal error occrured (4): Unable to get input stream for iwgl_applet.jar.pack
#1923 [13:53] <ImAWizrd> Satellite C660/C660D
#1924 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> blobb - Check your security software or firewall.
#1925 [13:53] <Thrae> blobb: Did you run the batch file then try again?
#1926 [13:53] <GreyVulpine> Might be blocking it
#1927 [13:54] <blobb> ok
#1928 [13:54] <Wug> Thrae: it looks like a firewall issue
#1929 [13:55] <Wug> blobb: temporarily disable all firewalls and try again, if it updates properly, its a firewall issue
#1930 [13:55] <Thrae> Darn Internet Security Suites. Do they really protect anyone?
#1931 [13:55] * mrcrazysalad [mrcrazysalad@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#1932 [13:55] <Wug> Thrae: sometimes
#1933 [13:55] <mrcrazysalad> Cna someone help
#1934 [13:55] <mrcrazysalad> thrae
#1935 [13:55] <Wug> though theyre not as necessary as people think
#1936 [13:55] <mrcrazysalad> ive been at it for ages
#1937 [13:55] <ImAWizrd> just saying but when i looked at my firewall thing it had no record of minecraft at all :/
#1938 [13:55] <blobb> ok
#1939 [13:55] <bighead> last question from me guys, is it worth sorting this rust bucket of a computer out or should i just get a new one?
#1940 [13:56] <Thrae> ImAWizrd: It'll show up as java.exe/javaw.exe if that were the case.
#1941 [13:56] <blobb> whats resident shield (AVG)¨
#1942 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> That's your antivirus
#1943 [13:57] <ImAWizrd> if you had an email i could send you a video? :/
#1944 [13:57] <blobb> should i disable that
#1945 [13:57] <Thrae> bighead: Do you want to game on this computer at any reasonable speed, Minecraft included, yes.
#1946 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> To test, maybe.
#1947 [13:57] <mrcrazysalad> :(
#1948 [13:57] <mrcrazysalad> :/
#1949 [13:57] <GreyVulpine> Don't leave it off
#1950 [13:57] <mrcrazysalad> please someone anyone
#1951 [13:57] <Thrae> bighead: Specifically your RAM is way too low for most gaming.
#1952 [13:57] <bighead> okay, thanks for all your help :):):)
#1953 [13:57] <bighead> okay, will look into a new one
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#1955 [13:58] <Thrae> bighead: If you get a new one, make sure it has Nvidia or ATI dedi--and he's gone
#1956 [13:58] <hotelmason> hello
#1957 [13:58] * Thrae bets he'll get something with cheapo Intel Graphics and have problems some months down the line when it arrives
#1957 [13:59] <ImAWizrd> so if i wanted to allow a program that had a firewall what should i type? if i dint show up
#1958 [13:59] <rymate1234> I have a problem with Minecraft Classic :(
#1959 [13:59] <hotelmason> hello?
#1960 [13:59] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: I found a new solution to your problem.
#1961 [13:59] <Thrae> mrcrazysalad: http://getsatisfaction.com/mojang/topics/toshiba_c660_laptops_and_ati_problem
#1962 [13:59] <mrcrazysalad> really
#1963 [13:59] <rymate1234> It black screens when I load it up
#1964 [13:59] <hotelmason> same here
#1965 [13:59] <rymate1234> Minecraft Beta download works perfectly
#1966 [14:00] <ImAWizrd> did you install any mods?
#1967 [14:00] <hotelmason> yeah but it blackscerrned om me too
#1968 [14:00] <hotelmason> single player commands
#1969 [14:00] <hotelmason> and i did reinstall it but that didnt work
#1970 [14:00] <ImAWizrd> did you delete the META-INF folder?
#1971 [14:00] <hotelmason> yeah
#1972 [14:00] <ImAWizrd> oh then maybe its your texture pack?
#1973 [14:00] <rymate1234> I have black screen on Minecraft Classic :(
#1974 [14:00] <hotelmason> it was working fine until now
#1975 [14:01] <hotelmason> i have none
#1976 [14:01] <ImAWizrd> texture packs can sometime cause the game to black screen
#1977 [14:01] <Thrae> hotelmason: Run this batch file. If it works afterwards, then it's your mods:
#1978 [14:01] <Thrae> ??> hotelmason win/reinst/bat
#1979 [14:01] <VoxelHead> hotelmason: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#1980 [14:01] <VoxelHead> hotelmason: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#1981 [14:01] <mrcrazysalad> thanks thrae
#1982 [14:01] <hotelmason> let me try that
#1983 [14:02] <rymate1234> I jsut tried restarting chrome, it still blackscreens
#1984 [14:02] <blobb> does iy help if i delete System 32
#1985 [14:02] <hotelmason> NO
#1986 [14:02] <hotelmason> that deletes your comuter
#1987 [14:03] <blobb> LOL im just joking
#1988 [14:03] <rymate1234> ^
#1989 [14:03] <Thrae> blobb: You don't want to be touching the System32 folder in Windows.
#1990 [14:03] <hotelmason> computer*
#1991 [14:03] <hotelmason> it keeps saying cant connect to minecraft.net
#1992 [14:03] <hotelmason> nvm
#1993 [14:03] <Thrae> The login servers are overloaded right now.
#1994 [14:04] <hotelmason> just got a crash report
#1995 [14:04] <hotelmason> and i sent one to mojang already
#1996 [14:04] <rymate1234> would that be why minecraft classic doesn't work for me Thrae?
#1997 [14:04] <Thrae> hotelmason: Copy the crash report to www.pastebin.com and give us a link.
#1998 [14:04] <hotelmason> http://mibpaste.com/QpmUiZ
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#2000 [14:05] <blobb> how do i take off my firewall temperally
#2001 [14:05] <blobb> AVG
#2002 [14:05] <Thrae> rymate1234: Black screen is a different issue usually. Try a different browser, like Firefox.
#2003 [14:05] <rymate1234> Thrae, Ok, I will
#2004 [14:05] <Thrae> blobb: Just disable AVG.
#2005 [14:05] <hotelmason> http://pastebin.com/uP8KVBEa
#2006 [14:05] <hotelmason> that was the one i sent to mojang
#2007 [14:06] <rymate1234> Thrae, Same problem with FireFox
#2008 [14:06] <rymate1234> Don't tell me to use IE, I'm currently in linux :P
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#2010 [14:07] <hotelmason> is anyone reading my report?
#2011 [14:07] <Thrae> hotelmason: The first link is blank. Are they both the same?
#2012 [14:08] <hotelmason> http://pastebin.com/uP8KVBEa
#2013 [14:08] <hotelmason> that one should work
#2014 [14:08] <blobb> bye the im trying to play minecraft classic on minecraft.net (FRE)
#2015 [14:08] <blobb> (FREE)*
#2016 [14:08] <Thrae> rymate1234: Wouldn't ask you to do that on Windows anyway. What version of Java do you have installed?
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#2018 [14:08] <hotelmason> v6 update 27
#2019 [14:09] <rymate1234> java version "1.6.0_26"
#2020 [14:09] <rymate1234> Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 1.6.0_26-b03)
#2021 [14:09] <rymate1234> Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 20.1-b02, mixed mode
#2022 [14:09] <ImAWizrd> and 1.8 is expected to be realeased on the 8th :O
#2023 [14:09] <rymate1234> !
#2024 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> ImAWizrd - It's unlikely though
#2025 [14:09] <Thrae> When is 1.8 expected to come out
#2026 [14:09] <|Kiikun|> Thrae: jeb_ says they're looking at September 8th. http://twitter.com/jeb_/status/109167351718608896 (AutoReply)
#2027 [14:09] <GreyVulpine> http://twitter.com/#!/jeb_/status/111115064270004224
#2028 [14:10] <GreyVulpine> "Looks grim to get a release out on 8th. We need more testing, one day is not enough. And we never release on fridays... I'll keep you posted"
#2029 [14:10] <Thrae> rymate1234: Grab the latest version, which is 1.6.0_27.
#2030 [14:10] <Thrae> rymate1234: Also make sure you don't have any crap like OpenJDK.
#2031 [14:10] <hotelmason> gotta go
#2032 [14:11] <Thrae> |Kiikun| needs to update his script then.
#2033 [14:11] <ImAWizrd> i know but it excites me which is why i wanna fix this :(
#2034 [14:12] <blobb> should i buy minecraft
#2035 [14:12] <blobb> beta
#2036 [14:12] <ImAWizrd> yes! i did and ive never regretted it since
#2037 [14:12] <blobb> ok
#2038 [14:12] <ImAWizrd> but i regret this laptop! ecdnfiofnseo
#2039 [14:13] <blobb> but wil i have these gay problems then
#2040 [14:13] * rymate1234 removes ALL OpenJDK
#2040 [14:13] <rymate1234> When is beta 1.8 not coming out?
#2041 [14:13] <blobb> 2 days
#2042 [14:14] <blobb> can i get paid to help people here
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#2045 [14:14] <blobb> i mean like if register or some like that
#2046 [14:15] <Thrae> blobb: Our payment is a whole $0/year.
#2047 [14:15] * Thrae is actually unemployed =/
#2047 [14:15] <blobb> cool im gunna start working here LOL
#2048 [14:16] <blobb> but im not that good at pc thats im here trying to find some awnsers
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#2050 [14:16] <blobb> is minecraft for nolifers
#2051 [14:16] <blobb> ?
#2052 [14:16] <ImAWizrd> someone please help me? :)
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#2054 [14:17] * Thrae must go AFK.
#2054 [14:17] <blobb> bye
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#2056 [14:18] <ImAWizrd> please anyone
#2057 [14:18] <blobb> ill try help
#2058 [14:19] <blobb> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#2059 [14:19] <ImAWizrd> well i've told you that my minecraft doesnt load the world it just says saving chunks then closes the window/tab?
#2060 [14:19] <ImAWizrd> its annoying
#2061 [14:20] <blobb> so you where talking to me i didnt now that
#2062 [14:21] <blobb> well im not much help here so bye GTG
#2063 [14:21] <Wug> ImAWizrd: is java up to date
#2064 [14:22] <ImAWizrd> yeah :/
#2065 [14:26] <ImAWizrd> i dunno why it doesnt work
#2066 [14:31] <rymate1234> Where would I advertise a classic server?
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#2069 [14:34] <Morrolan> rymate1234: There are severlists who allow for classic servers too I think. Apart from that, on the forum.
#2070 [14:34] <Morrolan> serverlists which allow*
#2071 [14:35] <Wahrheit|BC> Morrolan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNYqI63Isls
#2072 [14:39] <Morrolan> Saw it in #rsw
#2073 [14:39] <Morrolan> Might give it a try once. :)
#2074 [14:41] <Wahrheit|BC> mollstam: minecraft servers y u no work?
#2075 [14:44] * mib_agimhg [mib_agimhg@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2076 [14:47] <zxva> warheit|BC : define not work..
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#2078 [14:49] * It [It@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2079 [14:50] <|Kiikun|> Hi cousin It!
#2080 [14:50] <|Kiikun|> :P
#2081 [14:50] <It> I need to remove these channels from my autojoin
#2082 [14:50] * It [It@notlogged] has left #minecrafthelp
#2083 [14:50] <Sinistrahd> but you're an op
#2084 [14:50] * iMBLACI [iMBLACI@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2085 [14:50] <Sinistrahd> zoenoes, wug quit?
#2086 [14:51] <|Kiikun|> wug-clone quit :P
#2087 [14:51] * leaper [leaper@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2088 [14:51] <iMBLACI> my minecraft wont login anymore :[
#2089 [14:52] <Wug> Sinistrahd: I'm using znc now
#2090 [14:52] <Wug> znc does it for me
#2091 [14:52] * mib_0y0md1 [mib_0y0md1@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2092 [14:52] <Wug> the only time I ever connect manually now is when I'm using voxelhead or doing something covertly
#2093 [14:52] <Wug> like just then >.>
#2094 [14:52] <Sinistrahd> ah okay
#2095 [14:52] <Sinistrahd> covert ops
#2096 [14:53] <Sinistrahd> who you cyberin'?
#2097 [14:53] <iMBLACI> znc?
#2098 [14:53] <Wug> znc is a bouncer
#2099 [14:53] <iMBLACI> how do you use it?
#2100 [14:53] <Sinistrahd> iMBLACI: has no bearing on your issue
#2101 [14:53] <Wug> it stays connected all the time, and I connect to it
#2102 [14:53] <iMBLACI> (im a noob)
#2103 [14:53] <Wug> iMBLACI: do you use irc for more than like 10 minutes per day
#2104 [14:54] <Wug> and do you use mibbit as your primary client?
#2105 [14:54] <iMBLACI> never used it before in my life
#2106 [14:54] <Sinistrahd> heh
#2107 [14:54] <Wug> then dont worry about znc
#2108 [14:54] <iMBLACI> kkay
#2109 [14:54] <Sinistrahd> iMBLACI have you added any mods or removed any mods recently?
#2110 [14:54] <Wug> Sinistrahd: lol
#2111 [14:54] <iMBLACI> just toomanyitems
#2112 [14:54] * |Kiikun| would like to have hostname show as kiichan.is-a-geek.net ... but doubts it is possible :P
#2112 [14:54] <Wug> more like I changed my autoaway nick and decided it would be good to actually register it >.>
#2113 [14:54] <leaper> I'm trying to buy minecraft but it says that the transection has failed. i then hit "OK" and it brings up a page where it says that it was accepted, I try to enter the game but it says that my account isnt premium and i havent got any emails for 3 hours now. Any ideas what is going on?
#2114 [14:54] <Sinistrahd> then first I'd try a reinstall
#2115 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> ??> iMBLACI win/reinst/bat
#2116 [14:55] <VoxelHead> iMBLACI: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2117 [14:55] <VoxelHead> iMBLACI: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2118 [14:55] <mib_0y0md1> hi!
#2119 [14:55] <Wug> does that link still work
#2120 [14:55] <Wug> I migrated my web services to this server as well
#2121 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> wug: yep
#2122 [14:55] <mib_0y0md1> i said hi!!!!
#2123 [14:55] <Wug> well thats not my link
#2124 [14:55] <Wug> so I guess its fine
#2125 [14:55] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_0y0md1 attitude
#2126 [14:55] <VoxelHead> mib_0y0md1: (attitude) The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#2127 [14:55] <VoxelHead> mib_0y0md1: (attitude) In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#2128 [14:56] <mib_0y0md1> rawr!
#2129 [14:56] <Wug> GRRAAAAWWWRRR!!!
#2130 [14:56] * mib_uq4zam [mib_uq4zam@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2131 [14:56] <Wug> ^ I scared them away
#2132 [14:56] <mib_0y0md1> :P
#2133 [14:56] <Sinistrahd> op-rages often scare the uninitiated
#2134 [14:57] <Sinistrahd> don't ask about the initiation procedure, it's... not fun
#2135 [14:57] <iMBLACI> my mc still wont work :[
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#2137 [14:57] <Sinistrahd> iMBLACI it has worked before, right?
#2138 [14:57] * Wug initiates Sinistrahd
#2138 [14:57] <|Kiikun|> rofl..
#2139 [14:57] <iMBLACI> yea last night it was working fine
#2140 [14:58] <iMBLACI> then this morning it just wont work
#2141 [14:58] <Sinistrahd> iMBLACI what have you changed since then
#2142 [14:58] <Wug> iMBLACI: install any texture packs
#2143 [14:58] <iMBLACI> i instaled simplecraft thats it
#2144 [14:58] <Wug> ??> iMBLACI win/texture/bat
#2145 [14:58] <VoxelHead> iMBLACI: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#2146 [14:58] <VoxelHead> iMBLACI: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#2147 [14:59] * Sinistrahd googles simplecraft
#2147 [14:59] <mib_0y0md1> RAWWRR YOU GUYS ARE CRAP YOU NO HELP ME AT ALL :<
#2148 [14:59] <mib_0y0md1> FUCK YOU
#2149 [14:59] * AuBot kicked mib_0y0md1 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
#2150 [15:00] <Sinistrahd> well, someone didn't know how to ask a simple question...
#2151 [15:00] <Wug> >mib_0y0md1< I'm unable to troubleshoot 'hi'
#2152 [15:00] <Wug> * mib_0y0md1 :No such nick/channel
#2153 [15:00] <Wug> I dont get it
#2154 [15:00] <Sinistrahd> indeed, difficult problem description
#2155 [15:00] <|Kiikun|> sini: simple? he didnt ask any. just rawred
#2156 [15:00] <Wug> "oh crap I'm not in the channel anymore"
#2157 [15:01] <Wug> "better immediately quit so nobody can contact me if possible"
#2158 [15:01] <Sinistrahd> wug: he's probably typing his question into the server status window now
#2159 [15:01] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2160 [15:01] <Wug> Sinistrahd: hes not connected to esper any more
#2161 [15:01] <Sinistrahd> ah ok
#2162 [15:01] <Wug> probably ragequit
#2163 [15:02] <|Kiikun|> really.. all he said was hi and rawr...
#2164 [15:02] <Sinistrahd> and hi!!!
#2165 [15:02] <Wug> you forgot :P
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#2167 [15:03] <Sinistrahd> :p is actually an action, isn't it?
#2168 [15:03] <Opeth> \o/
#2169 [15:03] * powntuz [powntuz@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
#2170 [15:03] <Sinistrahd> maybe he just needed a hug
#2171 [15:03] <powntuz> Port Forwarding
#2172 [15:03] * Wug does not give "hugs"
#2172 [15:03] <powntuz> i need help
#2173 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> perhaps virtual hugging is the correct troubleshooting procedure for "hi"
#2174 [15:04] <|Kiikun|> powntuz: www.portforward.com
#2175 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> powntuz: www.portforward.net
#2176 [15:04] <|Kiikun|> erm..
#2177 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> oh snap
#2178 [15:04] * |Kiikun| typoed.
#2178 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> .com
#2179 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> avoid the .net
#2180 [15:04] <powntuz> ok
#2181 [15:04] <|Kiikun|> or that
#2182 [15:04] <Wug> ;alias new P
#2183 [15:04] <WugBot> Blank alias p created.
#2184 [15:04] <Sinistrahd> .net just told me I won some lottery and adblock kicked in
#2185 [15:05] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2186 [15:05] <powntuz> haha
#2187 [15:05] <Wug> ;alias p add tell %t dont you make that face at me >:(
#2188 [15:05] <WugBot> Invalid subcommand. Use help alias for more info.
#2189 [15:05] <Wug> ;alias add p tell %t dont you make that face at me >:(
#2190 [15:05] <Wug> ;command p 0
#2191 [15:05] <WugBot> Command p has been given userlevel requirement 0.
#2192 [15:05] <Wug> ;P
#2193 [15:05] <WugBot> dont you make that face at me >:(
#2194 [15:05] <|Kiikun|> ;p Wug
#2195 [15:05] <WugBot> dont you make that face at me >:(
#2196 [15:05] <|Kiikun|> lol
#2197 [15:05] <Sinistrahd> if a bunch of us say that all at once, we can force +q onto wugbot
#2198 [15:06] <Wug> ;alias delete p
#2199 [15:06] <WugBot> Alias p has been removed.
#2200 [15:06] <Sinistrahd> heh
#2201 [15:06] <|Kiikun|> we sorta just did :P
#2202 [15:06] <Wug> wugbot and I share a host
#2203 [15:06] <Sinistrahd> oh yeah
#2204 [15:06] <|Kiikun|> ok.. i gotta stop being lazy...
#2205 [15:06] <Wug> and we have ops anyway
#2206 [15:06] <Sinistrahd> just like if I ran my winbot in here
#2207 [15:06] <Sinistrahd> old school irc bot
#2208 [15:07] * |Kiikun| heds to work to talk to union about hospital bills and court summons.
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#2209 [15:07] <Sinistrahd> ah fun, union officials
#2210 [15:07] <|Kiikun|> Sinistrahd: i used to code mIRC bots :P
#2211 [15:07] <Opeth> Python. \o/
#2212 [15:07] <Sinistrahd> |Kiikun| I have a friend on efnet who does some eggdrop tcl stuff
#2213 [15:07] <Sinistrahd> I understand none of it
#2214 [15:08] <Sinistrahd> hi Shnaw
#2215 [15:08] <Sinistrahd> Menia Zuvut Shnaw?
#2216 [15:08] <|Kiikun|> Sinistrahd: the union health insurance are uberd*cks that dont like to pay anything. insurance lawyer even said ours is the most PITA theyve delt with.
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#2218 [15:08] <|Kiikun|> Opeth: pythin wasnt around when i did that
#2219 [15:08] * |Kiikun| goes!
#2219 [15:08] <Opeth> :<
#2220 [15:09] <|Kiikun|> .. oh.. wait...
#2221 [15:09] <|Kiikun|> right.. jeff leaves at 330...
#2222 [15:09] <|Kiikun|> <.<
#2223 [15:09] <Sinistrahd> kobol
#2224 [15:09] * |Kiikun| is a ditz.
#2224 [15:10] <Sinistrahd> oh, cobol, not kobol... kobol is a planet in some sci fi multiverse
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#2227 [15:11] <Mrcrazysalad> Hello
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#2229 [15:11] <|Kiikun|> wb crazy
#2230 [15:11] <Mrcrazysalad> when put minecraft on full screen it crashesh and sometimes my minecraft just crashesh
#2231 [15:12] <Mrcrazysalad> lol
#2232 [15:12] <Mrcrazysalad> its just doesnt end
#2233 [15:12] <Mrcrazysalad> i have tried increasing ram
#2234 [15:12] <Mrcrazysalad> with the .batch files
#2235 [15:12] <|Kiikun|> as i have no idea what has been done previously, and that it does run... hardware not good enough to run game at full res?
#2236 [15:12] <Sinistrahd> graphics drivers up to date?
#2237 [15:13] <Mrcrazysalad> yes
#2238 [15:13] <Mrcrazysalad> sometimes it just crashesh i increased the ram usage to 3g
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#2240 [15:13] <|Kiikun|> o.o;;
#2241 [15:13] <joelrocks987> why cant i connect
#2242 [15:13] <Mrcrazysalad> i got 6gb of ram
#2243 [15:13] * |Kiikun| doesnt even increase ram to over 1g.
#2243 [15:13] <Mrcrazysalad> i cant connect either
#2244 [15:13] <joelrocks987> i try to join but says not downloaded
#2245 [15:14] <joelrocks987> y?
#2246 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> oh
#2247 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> just click on try again
#2248 [15:14] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: the login servers have been wonkey for the past few days
#2249 [15:14] <joelrocks987> even though i just change my password?
#2250 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> cos you need to download the .minecraft folder
#2251 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> just keep on pressing try again
#2252 [15:14] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: just keep clicking try again, or play via the webpage
#2253 [15:14] <joelrocks987> i cant login tho
#2254 [15:14] <joelrocks987> when will it be back up?
#2255 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> its also a bit laggy
#2256 [15:14] <Mrcrazysalad> oh yr
#2257 [15:15] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: 'cant connect to minecraft.net' 'login failed' or 'not premium'?
#2258 [15:15] <joelrocks987> one sec
#2259 [15:15] <Mrcrazysalad> its not down sometimes people just have prob connecting, keep on pressing try again until you get through
#2260 [15:15] <joelrocks987> tryin again
#2261 [15:15] <Mrcrazysalad> then it will download and you can play it offline
#2262 [15:15] <joelrocks987> brb
#2263 [15:15] <Mrcrazysalad> ok i fixed the prob
#2264 [15:15] <Mrcrazysalad> just a random problem
#2265 [15:16] <joelrocks987> its the worng account im using i think :/
#2266 [15:16] <joelrocks987> brb
#2267 [15:16] <Mrcrazysalad> but my minecraft is a little bit laggy
#2268 [15:16] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: username?
#2269 [15:16] <Mrcrazysalad> what does it say when you try to login
#2270 [15:16] <Mrcrazysalad> incorrect password/username?
#2271 [15:16] <Mrcrazysalad> email notch
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#2273 [15:17] <Mrcrazysalad> i do that even when its petite
#2274 [15:17] <sluggo> my minecraft fails to update, and when i downloaded it, it was not in application support where it should be (mac)
#2275 [15:17] <Mrcrazysalad> oh
#2276 [15:17] <Mrcrazysalad> erm
#2277 [15:17] <Mrcrazysalad> i cant help you
#2278 [15:17] <|Kiikun|> sluggo: it hidden.
#2279 [15:18] * |Kiikun| forgets command... looking
#2279 [15:18] <Mrcrazysalad> im just another dude looking for help and helping ppl who i can
#2280 [15:18] <sluggo> why not?
#2281 [15:18] <sluggo> oh
#2282 [15:18] <sluggo> ok
#2283 [15:18] <Mrcrazysalad> :)
#2284 [15:18] <sluggo> well then who is the support guy?
#2285 [15:18] <Mrcrazysalad> im just here cos my minecraft is a bit laggy
#2286 [15:18] <Mrcrazysalad> i gave it 3g-2g of ram
#2287 [15:18] <sluggo> if ur minecraft is laggy then shorten the load distance
#2288 [15:19] <Mrcrazysalad> NEVER
#2289 [15:19] <sluggo> oh
#2290 [15:19] <joelrocks987> it cant seem to get it to work still :/
#2291 [15:19] <sluggo> well then slow the frame rate
#2292 [15:19] <Mrcrazysalad> tho that did fix it
#2293 [15:19] <Mrcrazysalad> lol
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#2295 [15:19] <sluggo> at least u can play minecraft
#2296 [15:20] <sluggo> well ima find help else whaere
#2297 [15:20] <sluggo> see ya
#2298 [15:20] <iMBLACI> my java keeps crashing wtf?!
#2299 [15:20] <|Kiikun|> sluggo: open terminal/console orhwhatever mac calls it. type the following: chflags nohidden ~/Library
#2300 [15:20] <|Kiikun|> . . .
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#2302 [15:20] <|Kiikun|> riiight
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#2304 [15:20] <joelrocks987> i need help
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#2306 [15:20] <joelrocks987> help please
#2307 [15:20] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: what username?
#2308 [15:20] <joelrocks987> joelrocks987
#2309 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> !paid joelrocks987
#2310 [15:21] <joelrocks987> thats my premium one
#2311 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> ok who can help me degreace LAG lag ~l~a~g~~~~~~_
#2312 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> ok, account fine.
#2313 [15:21] <joelrocks987> it wont let me log in tho
#2314 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: have you been abkle to log in on this computer previously?
#2315 [15:21] <joelrocks987> yes
#2316 [15:21] <iMBLACI> imblaci
#2317 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> this word is ~~~~~~highlighted~~~~~~
#2318 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> ~g~
#2319 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987:
#2320 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> g
#2321 [15:21] <|Kiikun|> Mrcrazysalad: stop with the tildes.
#2322 [15:21] <joelrocks987> yes
#2323 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> g is a Name
#2324 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> ?
#2325 [15:21] <Mrcrazysalad> sorry i will
#2326 [15:22] <joelrocks987> why cant i log in tho?
#2327 [15:22] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: you getting 'can't connect to minecraft.net' right?
#2328 [15:22] <Mrcrazysalad> erm so can u help me make my minecraft FASTER faster ~f~a~s~t~e~r~
#2329 [15:22] <joelrocks987> wait
#2330 [15:22] <joelrocks987> login failed
#2331 [15:22] <Mrcrazysalad> alot oof poepl cant atm
#2332 [15:22] <Mrcrazysalad> me sometimes not, aparently its the update
#2333 [15:23] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: login failed means your putting username or pass in wrong.
#2334 [15:23] <Mrcrazysalad> notch is constantley adding tiny little things without you realising to support the next update
#2335 [15:23] <joelrocks987> there both correct as far as i know
#2336 [15:23] <joelrocks987> i tried to change them on minecraft.net
#2337 [15:23] <Mrcrazysalad> Minecraft 1.8-1.9 is meant to be the most changing yet!
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#2339 [15:23] <|Kiikun|> joelrocks987: retype them just in case? and try logging into www.minecraft.net with them as well
#2340 [15:23] <joelrocks987> but i never recieved the e mail
#2341 [15:23] <joelrocks987> ok thank you
#2342 [15:23] <joelrocks987> brb
#2343 [15:24] <Mrcrazysalad> heck cpas lock num lock
#2344 [15:24] <Mrcrazysalad> scroll lock
#2345 [15:24] <|Kiikun|> Mrcrazysalad: none of that should affect the login server.
#2346 [15:24] <Mrcrazysalad> idk
#2347 [15:24] <joelrocks987> it worked thank you for the support
#2348 [15:24] <|Kiikun|> :3 no prob joe~
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#2351 [15:31] <merged> Trying to download a yogbox. When loading game it stops right before it's done and it freezes. Any help?
#2352 [15:32] * mib_jfjri0 [mib_jfjri0@notlogged] has joined #minecrafthelp
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#2354 [15:32] <mib_jfjri0> hello
#2355 [15:32] <merged> HI!
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#2357 [15:33] <Morrolan> merged: If you want to remove that mod, sure, we can tell you. Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2358 [15:33] <merged> Windows
#2359 [15:33] <Morrolan> ??> merged win/reinst/bat
#2360 [15:33] <VoxelHead> merged: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2361 [15:33] <VoxelHead> merged: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2362 [15:33] <Morrolan> merged: Follow the instructions VoxelHead provided you with.
#2363 [15:34] <merged> ok
#2364 [15:34] <mib_nskh2y> Please Give ME A Working Minecraft Premuim Generatiory!:)
#2365 [15:34] <mib_nskh2y> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2366 [15:34] <merged> Also, tried to follow the youtube video and never saw the "%appdata%" file.
#2367 [15:34] <mib_jfjri0> umm minecraft keeps crashing like when i loge in it a white screen the it says done loding and its just a black screen
#2368 [15:35] <mib_jfjri0> do u know what to do?
#2369 [15:36] <Sinistrahd> mib_jfjri0 have you added any mods? and has it worked before?
#2370 [15:36] <Sinistrahd> also any new textures
#2371 [15:37] <mib_jfjri0> i added a mod but i then it starded doing this when i loged on to try it
#2372 [15:38] <Morrolan> mib_jfjri0: Are you on Windows, Mac or Linux?
#2373 [15:38] <mib_jfjri0> windows
#2374 [15:38] <Sinistrahd> ok so you installed the mod incorrectly
#2375 [15:38] <Sinistrahd> ??> mib_jfjri0 win/reinst/bat
#2376 [15:38] <Morrolan> Do you see the instructions VoxelHead gave merged up there? Follow them to get a clean install again.
#2377 [15:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jfjri0: (win/reinst/bat) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place. To do so, download and run the following script.
#2378 [15:38] <VoxelHead> mib_jfjri0: (win/reinst/bat) http://proj.hk-diy.net/mc/MinecraftReinstall.bat
#2379 [15:38] <mib_jfjri0> how do i fix it/
#2380 [15:38] <Morrolan> Or, uh, yea, just take the ones he gave you now. :D
#2381 [15:39] <mib_jfjri0> is it safe
#2382 [15:39] <merged> Got the link. Thanks. Do I Run or Save it?
#2383 [15:39] <Mrcrazysalad> so someone tell me how to stop my minecraft being so LAGGY???
#2384 [15:39] <Mrcrazysalad> apart from changing settings
#2385 [15:39] <Sinistrahd> Mrcrazysalad are you on single or multiplayer?
#2386 [15:40] <Sinistrahd> is it secret!? is it safe!?
#2387 [15:41] <Morrolan> merged: Save it, then run it.
#2388 [15:41] <Morrolan> (Save it somewhere where you'll find it afterwards. ;) )
#2389 [15:41] <merged> Did so. Enter to exit or any key to continue?
#2390 [15:42] <Morrolan> Yep
#2391 [15:42] <Morrolan> Then launch Minecraft again, merged.
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#2393 [15:43] <merged> Logging in...
#2394 [15:43] <merged> Updating...
#2395 [15:44] <merged> Working! Thx so much for ur help! :)
#2396 [15:45] <Morrolan> Sure thing, merged. HAve fun playing.
#2397 [15:45] <Mrcrazysalad> Mrcrazysalad are you on single or multiplayer?: Its Laggy On Botch.
#2398 [15:45] <Mrcrazysalad> *both
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#2400 [15:46] <napoleon> hi
#2401 [15:46] <napoleon> i need help with a minecraft server
#2402 [15:46] <merged> This downloaded 1.7.3. How do I download latest version 1.7.7?
#2403 [15:47] <napoleon> i need help with my minecraft server
#2404 [15:47] <Morrolan> merged: 1.7.3 IS the latest.
#2405 [15:47] <Morrolan> napoleon: What exactly do you need help with?
#2406 [15:48] <napoleon> my friend cant connect to the server, i forwarded the ports and everything
#2407 [15:48] <merged> Cool!
#2408 [15:48] <Morrolan> What IP are you giving him to connect, napoleon? And what error does he get?
#2409 [15:48] <|Kiikun|> !check 68.43.241.66
#2410 [15:48] <Morrolan> (You can PM it to me ify ou don't want everyone to see it)
#2411 [15:49] <Mrcrazysalad> Can someone help me with the lag problem
#2412 [15:49] <napoleon> the timed out error, i give him the ip i connect with
#2413 [15:49] <Morrolan> merged: Tell me, you are not, by any chance, using a cracked version?
#2414 [15:49] <napoleon> nope,
#2415 [15:49] <Morrolan> napoleon: Does that IP look like 192.168.x.x ?
#2416 [15:50] <napoleon> thats what it starts with
#2417 [15:50] <Morrolan> napoleon: This is your internal IP, only people in your network will be able to connect to the server with it. YOu will need to give your friend your EXTERNAl IP.
#2418 [15:50] <Morrolan> You can get that from, for example, www.whatismyip.org
#2419 [15:50] <napoleon> ok, thank
#2420 [15:52] <merged> How can I launch Minecraft from my desktop without having to get into it from the website then choosing "in browser"? I want the screen to open that shows just the Minecraft sceen/Options/Log in.
#2421 [15:53] <Morrolan> merged: Download the launcher from www.minecraft.net/download.jsp and login with your username and password of the acount you hopefully paid for.
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#2423 [15:55] <napoleon> hey. i tried the ip thing, didn't work
#2424 [15:55] <Morrolan> napoleon: Use www.canyouseeme.org to make sure that your portforwarding is correct
#2425 [15:55] <Morrolan> It could also be that some security software is blocking it.
#2426 [15:55] <napoleon> ok, how do i unblock it then
#2427 [15:56] <Morrolan> That depends on your security software.
#2428 [15:56] <merged> download the minecraft.exe then log in?
#2429 [15:56] <Morrolan> merged: Yes.
#2430 [15:57] <merged> Find or Save?
#2431 [15:57] <napoleon> ok, i have norton, how could i unblock it, i tried the canyouseeme, it said that some thing might be blocking it
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#2433 [15:58] <Morrolan> merged: Save it on your desktop or anywhere where you'll find it afterwards.
#2434 [15:58] <Jellp> ??< index
#2435 [15:58] <Morrolan> napoleon: Look around in Norton a bit, I don't know where it is.
#2436 [15:59] <Jellp> ??< win/reinst/bat
#2437 [15:59] <Morrolan> I suggest you get someone who's familiar with computers to help you if you can't find out where it is.
#2438 [15:59] <napoleon> ok, i will try
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#2440 [15:59] <Jellp> Helping a friend. :P
#2441 [15:59] <Wahrheit|BC> Morrolan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1qgVVgR8f8
#2442 [15:59] <Wahrheit|BC> Death Tower @ 1080p
#2443 [16:00] <Morrolan> Ah, much better. :)
#2444 [16:00] <Morrolan> Jellp: Hehe, good to hear. :D
#2445 [16:00] <merged> tried to save to desktop. Did so then says unknown publisher, keeps asking which program to open it. Chose internet explorer. Not working.
#2446 [16:01] <Morrolan> merged: Rename it and add ".exe" to the end of it, so it's called "Minecraft.exe" afterwards.
#2447 [16:01] <Morrolan> Also, suggest you stop using Internet explorer, it likes to do things like this.
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#2449 [16:03] <merged> Cool! Thanks much! :)
#2450 [16:03] <Shredz> Hi, anyone have a solution to the blackscreen when starting MineCraft on the downloaded version?
#2451 [16:04] <merged> Now want to install Yog Box...
#2452 [16:05] <Shredz> Uh..
#2453 [16:05] <Shredz> Anyone?
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#2455 [16:05] <napoleon> i do
#2456 [16:05] <Shredz> What do I do?
#2457 [16:05] <napoleon> did u try to download a mod?
#2458 [16:05] <Shredz> Nope
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#2460 [16:05] <pudgetta> Hello
#2461 [16:06] <napoleon> ok windows?
#2462 [16:06] <Shredz> XP
#2463 [16:06] <merged> Yes...that's when it started to freeze up when loading.
#2464 [16:06] <napoleon> ok hit start. the litttle circle at the botttom
#2465 [16:06] <pudgetta> When I login and play minecraft beta, it freezes when loading... Running win 7, any suggestions?
#2466 [16:06] <napoleon> type in run
#2467 [16:07] <napoleon> click it
#2468 [16:07] <Shredz> nap, im still here just guide me through it
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#2470 [16:07] <napoleon> click run
#2471 [16:07] <napoleon> type in %appdata%
#2472 [16:07] <napoleon> do you have any important saves?
#2473 [16:07] <merged> Bad video card driver error just popped up. How do I update the video card drivers?
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#2475 [16:08] <napoleon> shredz do you have any important worlds?
#2476 [16:08] <smurfer> no
#2477 [16:08] <Shredz> None
#2478 [16:08] <smurfer> but i need help
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#2480 [16:08] <pudgetta> Any ideas?
#2481 [16:09] <napoleon> ok did you do the run then %appdata% thing?
#2482 [16:09] <Shredz> yes
#2483 [16:09] <smurfer> my minecraft keeps failing to update! please help!
#2484 [16:09] <Shredz> it opened up a page of folders
#2485 [16:09] <napoleon> delete your .minecraft or minecraft.jar folder
#2486 [16:09] <napoleon> now try it
#2487 [16:09] <merged> Bad video card driver error just popped up. How do I update the video card drivers?
#2488 [16:10] <smurfer> is anyone gonnahelp me?
#2489 [16:10] <napoleon> in a sec smurf
#2490 [16:11] <smurfer> ok ty
#2491 [16:11] <napoleon> shredz? did you delete the .minecraft folder? you might have to download minecraft again
#2492 [16:12] <merged> Do I do a "force update?"
#2493 [16:12] <napoleon> merge in a sec
#2494 [16:12] <Shredz> deleted
#2495 [16:12] <merged> thx
#2496 [16:12] <Shredz> tried to run it again, black screened again
#2497 [16:12] <napoleon> ok re-download minecraft
#2498 [16:12] <Shredz> I should delete .minecraft and download from the official site?
#2499 [16:12] <napoleon> yes
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#2501 [16:14] <ferdinand> how to download the run the game after u downloaded it
#2502 [16:14] <napoleon> smurf what is your problem
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#2504 [16:15] <smurfer> ok
#2505 [16:15] <Wug> ferdinand:
#2506 [16:15] <Wug> !client
#2507 [16:15] <Wug> ^ download from there
#2508 [16:15] <Shredz> napoleon, should i force update?
#2509 [16:15] <smurfer> when i try to update, it fails the update almost right away, and when i force update, it goes to 38% then fails
#2510 [16:15] <froglegstew> Hello, minecraft beta loads to a blank screen and hangs up. Java is updated and scripting. Running win 7. Can anyone offer some ideas?
#2511 [16:15] <napoleon> no, just try to play
#2512 [16:16] <napoleon> sorry smurf i dont know alot about that
#2513 [16:16] <smurfer> :(
#2514 [16:16] <smurfer> i just bought it
#2515 [16:16] <froglegstew> any ideas?
#2516 [16:16] <napoleon> frog in a sec
#2517 [16:16] <froglegstew> thx
#2518 [16:17] <napoleon> shredz. did it work?????
#2519 [16:17] <smurfer> napolean, where shud i get help from
#2520 [16:17] <ferdinand> im trying that but i cant play it once its downloaded
#2521 [16:17] <Shredz> No.
#2522 [16:17] <smurfer> or where can i contact mojang?
#2523 [16:17] <froglegstew> hello?
#2524 [16:17] <froglegstew> Any ideas out there?
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#2526 [16:18] <ferdinand> no one is answering me either
#2527 [16:18] <froglegstew> Hello, minecraft beta loads to a blank screen and hangs up. Java is updated and scripting. Running win 7. Can anyone offer some ideas?
#2528 [16:18] <mib_my6f5q> i need help
#2529 [16:18] <ferdinand> froglegstew the same thing is happening to me and idk wat to do
#2530 [16:19] <merged> napoleon?
#2531 [16:19] <smurfer> mine is pretty bad too :(
#2532 [16:19] <smurfer> napolean left
#2533 [16:19] <mib_my6f5q> I updated my pc using automatic updates then when i go to load the game nothing happens and i hear dong like sound
#2534 [16:19] <froglegstew> I'm running the latest Java version.... could that be it?
#2535 [16:19] <Wug> froglegstew: ferdinand: has it worked before
#2536 [16:19] <ferdinand> i dont know
#2537 [16:19] <smurfer> nah
#2538 [16:19] <Wug> froglegstew: if you mean java 7, downgrade to 6
#2539 [16:19] <ferdinand> yes wug it has
#2540 [16:20] <smurfer> the latest java version is best
#2541 [16:20] <Wug> ferdinand: did you install a texture pack
#2542 [16:20] <mib_my6f5q> froglegstew do u have hacks or mods on ur copy?
#2543 [16:20] <ferdinand> yea
#2544 [16:20] <Wug> ferdinand: delete the pack
#2545 [16:20] <Wug> ??> ferdinand win/texture/bat
#2546 [16:20] <froglegstew> no mods, no hacks, no cheats
#2547 [16:20] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/texture/bat) Outdated texture packs can cause minecraft to crash or fail to load. To remove all texture packs, download and run the following script.
#2548 [16:20] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (win/texture/bat) Minecraft Texture Pack Removal Script for Windows: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/DelTexturePacks.bat
#2549 [16:20] <smurfer> wug, do you know anything about failed updates?
#2550 [16:20] <Wug> froglegstew: did you read my question
#2551 [16:21] <merged> Bad video card driver error just popped up. How do I update the video card drivers? Do I "Force Update" under launcher options???
#2552 [16:21] <ferdinand> before i downloaded the texture pack i couldnt play for 5 seconds but after i downloaded it i could play as long as i wanted
#2553 [16:21] <Wug> smurfer: do you have a firewall or antivirus software
#2554 [16:21] <mib_my6f5q> then try this go into the bin folder and delete minecraft.jar and try loading i
#2555 [16:21] <mib_my6f5q> it*
#2556 [16:21] <froglegstew> Let me check the java version
#2557 [16:21] <smurfer> i have a firewall tht came with my mac
#2558 [16:22] <Wug> ferdinand: was the last thing you did before it stopped working change texture packs?
#2559 [16:22] <ferdinand> nope
#2560 [16:22] <Wug> ??> merged dx
#2561 [16:22] <VoxelHead> merged: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2562 [16:22] <VoxelHead> merged: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
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#2564 [16:22] <ferdinand> i havent taken off the texture pack yet
#2565 [16:22] <morton> hello
#2566 [16:23] <Wug> ??> ferdinand tv
#2567 [16:23] <Wug> ugh
#2568 [16:23] <morton> i cannot play the free version of the game because it says fatal error (4) can anyone help me?
#2569 [16:24] <Wug> ??> ferdinand tv
#2570 [16:24] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (tv) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2571 [16:24] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (tv) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2572 [16:24] <Wug> mor reinstall java
#2573 [16:24] <ferdinand> wat is that
#2574 [16:24] <Wug> uninstall any older versions you may have
#2575 [16:24] <mib_my6f5q> i updated my pc using automatic updates and now i can't even get to the log in screen on minecraft
#2576 [16:24] <Wug> ferdinand: read it and it will tell you
#2577 [16:24] <Wug> mib_my6f5q: roll back your video driver
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#2579 [16:24] <smurfer> Wug: i turned off my firewall and tried it but it still didnt work
#2580 [16:25] <Wug> smurfer: what happens if you leave it for a while
#2581 [16:25] <Wug> does it eventually fail or will it stay forever
#2582 [16:25] <smurfer> Wug: leave what?
#2583 [16:25] <Shredz> Wug, I've deleted minecraft and re installed Java 6. I re-downloaded MineCraft from the official site and it still forces to a blackscreen after I log in. Downloaded version has never worked before. I have a Windows XP. I have no hacks/cheats/mods on or downloaded.
#2584 [16:25] <merged> I'm opening the "DxDiag - Notepad" info and copying it?
#2585 [16:25] <smurfer> Wug: oh ill try leaving it for a while
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#2587 [16:26] <Wug> merged: yes
#2588 [16:26] <ferdinand> tell me how i can delete minecraft from my computer so i can start over
#2589 [16:26] <Wug> ??> Shredz teamviewer
#2590 [16:26] <VoxelHead> Shredz: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2591 [16:26] <Shredz> TYpe of computer, ferd
#2592 [16:26] <VoxelHead> Shredz: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2593 [16:26] <quibbit> where should i download winrar for the yogbox mod
#2594 [16:26] <Wug> ??> ferdinand forceupdate
#2595 [16:26] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#2596 [16:26] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#2597 [16:26] <Wug> quibbit: we dont help with mods here
#2598 [16:26] <quibbit> why
#2599 [16:27] <Wug> because we dont
#2600 [16:27] <quibbit> where can i go that will help me with mods
#2601 [16:27] <Wug> this channel is for support with the official client
#2602 [16:27] <Wug> #risucraft might
#2603 [16:27] <Wug> but you should probably figure it out yourself
#2604 [16:27] <smurfer> Wug: when i let it stay there, it didnt work
#2605 [16:27] <Wug> smurfer: did it eventually bring you to an error screen or did it just stay there
#2606 [16:27] <ferdinand> i cant beacuse i cant find where i downloaded it
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#2608 [16:28] <smurfer> Wug: is there a way to manually update it?
#2609 [16:28] <Wug> ferdinand: redownload it
#2610 [16:28] <Shredz> I just started TeamViewet
#2611 [16:28] <Shredz> Viewer*
#2612 [16:28] <Wug> smurfer: force update
#2613 [16:28] <Wug> Shredz: send me id and pass
#2614 [16:28] <Wug> /msg wug id pass
#2615 [16:28] <ferdinand> i tried a billion times and every time i try i cant drag it to my desktop in time before it disapears
#2616 [16:28] <smurfer> Wug: i tried tht, and it goes to 38% then fails
#2617 [16:29] <Wug> smurfer: DOES IT GIVE YOU AN ERROR OR DOES IT WAIT FOREVER
#2618 [16:29] <Wug> 3rd time I've asked
#2619 [16:29] <Shredz> Wug, you got my PM?
#2620 [16:29] <merged> Copy what link?
#2621 [16:30] <smurfer> Wug: it just waits there forever
#2622 [16:30] <merged> http://pastebin.com/gjZRsPjG
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#2624 [16:31] <samabizzle> Hmm
#2625 [16:31] <samabizzle> ....hello out there?
#2626 [16:31] <merged> VoxelHead is that what you mean?
#2627 [16:31] <samabizzle> Hello. :D
#2628 [16:31] <ferdinand> wug: i tried redownloading it but i cant drag it to my desktop before the download thing dissapears
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#2630 [16:32] <samabizzle> Oh, I see another problem is being solved right now....I also have a problem. :)
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#2632 [16:33] <ferdinand> :(
#2633 [16:33] <samabizzle> So uhh. Yeah.
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#2635 [16:34] <ferdinand> can anyone help with my problem
#2636 [16:35] <samabizzle> What's your problem?
#2637 [16:35] <luke3400> i have payed but cannot play it :(
#2638 [16:35] <samabizzle> Well I have a problem with server connections...
#2639 [16:36] <ferdinand> :P:s:D:):(
#2640 [16:36] <samabizzle> I get the feeling no-one is going to help. :(
#2641 [16:36] <ferdinand> sorry to keep pestering you wug but i really want to play
#2642 [16:37] <Shredz> ?? index
#2643 [16:37] <VoxelHead> index: See http://mcfaq.hfbgaming.com/ for a list of FAQ entries.
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#2645 [16:37] <merged> Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here. Did this now what?
#2646 [16:38] <samabizzle> All I see is a column of text in that link.
#2647 [16:38] <ferdinand> hey VoxleHead i tried redownloading it but it isnt working
#2648 [16:38] <Shredz> ?? use/directx/experimental
#2649 [16:38] <VoxelHead> use/directx/experimental: "C:\Program Files\Java\jre6\bin\java" -Dsun.java2d.noddraw=false -Dsun.java2d.d3d=true -Dsun.java2d.opengl=false -Xms2048M -Xmx2048M -jar "C:\minecraft.jar"
#2650 [16:38] <Wug> vox is a bot
#2651 [16:38] <ferdinand> oooooh
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#2653 [16:39] <merged> Can anyone help me finish taking care of this?
#2654 [16:39] <ferdinand> Then can you help me Wug
#2655 [16:39] <smurfer> Wug: it just waits there forever
#2656 [16:39] <mib_mztpz3> someone can help me?
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#2658 [16:40] <samabizzle> *facepalm* Questions are never going to be answered at this rate...)
#2659 [16:40] <ferdinand> yea i know right
#2660 [16:41] <oldtopman> What's up?
#2661 [16:41] <Shredz> !paid TwiztidShredz
#2662 [16:41] <ferdinand> i cant play it downloaded or in browser
#2663 [16:41] <smurfer> smurfer has paid for minecraft!
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#2665 [16:42] <smurfer> but it doesnt work
#2666 [16:42] <samabizzle> samabizzle has paid for minecraft..I'm just sayin
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#2668 [16:42] <Kewlay> Hello?
#2669 [16:42] <Kewlay> x.x
#2670 [16:42] <Kewlay> i need some help!
#2671 [16:42] <samabizzle> Don't we all.
#2672 [16:42] <ferdinand> we ALLLLL do
#2673 [16:42] <Wug> and theres one of me
#2674 [16:42] <samabizzle> Lol. :P
#2675 [16:42] <Wug> and none of you have any patience
#2676 [16:42] <Kewlay> damn... so...
#2677 [16:42] <Wug> and I'm helping someone else
#2678 [16:43] <Wug> wait around
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#2680 [16:43] <Wug> I'll be done soon
#2681 [16:43] <smurfer> ok wug
#2682 [16:43] <samabizzle> I have patience wug. I'll wait. :)
#2683 [16:43] <ferdinand> ok ill stop pesterin
#2684 [16:43] <Kewlay> for exemple... i try buy minecraft to my boyfriend...
#2685 [16:43] <Kewlay> but...
#2686 [16:43] <Kewlay> its not works!
#2687 [16:43] <Kewlay> T.T
#2688 [16:43] <merged> How do I fix "Bad Video card drivers?"
#2689 [16:43] <samabizzle> Although it's getting near to my bedtime. :(
#2690 [16:43] <smurfer> download new ones
#2691 [16:43] <merged> how
#2692 [16:43] <ferdinand> u go to bed early
#2693 [16:44] <ferdinand> :P
#2694 [16:44] <ferdinand> =D
#2695 [16:44] <Kewlay> someone here know about to buy...?
#2696 [16:44] <smurfer> he probs lives in england
#2697 [16:44] <ferdinand> ya
#2698 [16:45] <Kewlay> hmm... i try put my credcard, but... he said 'failed'
#2699 [16:45] <Kewlay> damn! why its happen?
#2700 [16:45] <ferdinand> crap..... im out of triscuts
#2701 [16:45] <Wug> Kewlay: call the credit card compant
#2702 [16:45] <samabizzle> Yep, I live in England. :/
#2703 [16:45] <merged> How do I fix "Bad Video card drivers?"
#2704 [16:45] <Wug> ferdinand: youve been here longest
#2705 [16:45] <ferdinand> I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE THEY ARE BEAST
#2706 [16:45] <samabizzle> That he has.
#2707 [16:45] <Wug> yours was doing what?
#2708 [16:46] <schnozzle> do you know what to do if minecraft wont let you in????????
#2709 [16:46] <AG_Scott> ??> smurfer dont/pm
#2710 [16:46] <VoxelHead> smurfer: (dont/pm) We prefer to assist people publicly, so that others can benefit if they have the similar questions. Please don't PM people who are assisting you unless they have asked you to, or you are sending private information.
#2711 [16:46] <ferdinand> o sorry wasnt loookin i cant play in browser or downloaded
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#2713 [16:47] <smurfer> voxelhead: sorry man
#2714 [16:47] <Wug> ferdinand: its worked before though you say
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#2716 [16:47] <Wug> vox is a bot
#2717 [16:47] <Storm2K773> fuck you
#2718 [16:47] * AuBot kicked Storm2K773 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Please keep it civil.)
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#2720 [16:47] <Storm2K773> e
#2721 [16:47] <Storm2K773> f
#2722 [16:47] <Storm2K773> wf
#2723 [16:47] <Storm2K773> w
#2724 [16:47] <Storm2K773> e
#2725 [16:47] <Storm2K773> wf
#2726 [16:47] * Wug kicked Storm2K773 from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Storm2K773)
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#2728 [16:47] <ferdinand> yea its worked before
#2729 [16:47] <fun> anyone here who can help me?
#2730 [16:47] <merged> Anyone able to actually get something accomplished here?
#2731 [16:48] <Wug> merged: theres a line
#2732 [16:48] <ferdinand> i am
#2733 [16:48] <samabizzle> lol merged
#2734 [16:48] <samabizzle> Give Wug some space, he's doing his best. :P
#2735 [16:48] <ferdinand> ya
#2736 [16:48] <ferdinand> dont be impatient
#2737 [16:48] <fun> my launcher tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net
#2738 [16:48] <merged> Been working on this since 16:19.
#2739 [16:48] * VoxelHead kicked smurfer from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Banned: <Storm2K773> fuck you)
#2740 [16:49] <Kewlay> Wug...
#2741 [16:49] <Wug> permab&
#2742 [16:49] <Kewlay> i need to call to my bank?
#2743 [16:49] <merged> Thank you!
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#2745 [16:49] <mr_trousers> helo
#2746 [16:50] <mib_x40suk> can any one tell me what it means by "need java 1.5" something when i try to open minecaft
#2747 [16:50] <mr_trousers> update you java
#2748 [16:50] <mib_x40suk> i did
#2749 [16:50] <ferdinand> ive been working on it since 16:18
#2750 [16:51] <mr_trousers> does anyone know how to change the properties of a minecraft zombie?
#2751 [16:51] <mr_trousers> where it wont burn in light and dose not hurt the player?
#2752 [16:51] <mib_x40suk> not shure what that means, but is there anything i must do about that?
#2753 [16:51] <merged> Yea, I'm next! :)
#2754 [16:51] <ferdinand> wug can u help me
#2755 [16:52] <Wug> yeah h/o
#2756 [16:52] <Kewlay> Wug, are u there?
#2757 [16:52] <Wug> banned 2 people by accident
#2758 [16:52] <Wug> have to fix
#2759 [16:52] <mib_x40suk> so, can you help me?
#2760 [16:52] <samabizzle> Lol Wug.
#2761 [16:52] <mib_x40suk> ...
#2762 [16:53] <samabizzle> Give him some space, he's got a lot of people to get through.
#2763 [16:53] <Kewlay> Wug, so i need to call to my bank?
#2764 [16:53] <mib_x40suk> by bad
#2765 [16:53] <ferdinand> do u have an english accent samabizzle?
#2766 [16:53] <samabizzle> So that you can buy minecraft Kewlay
#2767 [16:53] <samabizzle> Yes ferdinand, yes I do
#2768 [16:53] <ferdinand> YUR AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2769 [16:54] <mr_trousers> wug can you help me?
#2770 [16:54] <Wug> Kewlay: yeah they probably stopped the payment, happens all the time
#2771 [16:54] <Wug> ??> ferdinand teamviewer
#2772 [16:54] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#2773 [16:54] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#2774 [16:54] <Wug> mr_trousers: theres a line
#2775 [16:54] <mr_trousers> oh ok
#2776 [16:54] <mr_trousers> well this is quik please
#2777 [16:54] <Wug> what
#2778 [16:54] <mr_trousers> i swear
#2779 [16:54] <ferdinand> i dont want other ppl on my computer though cuz its my moms
#2780 [16:55] <Wug> ferdinand: .....
#2781 [16:55] <Kewlay> but... i call to my bank, and say what? "hey! i cannot buy minecraft!"
#2782 [16:55] <Kewlay> jajajjaJajAja
#2783 [16:55] <Wug> Kewlay: say you want to make an international transaction
#2784 [16:55] <mib_x40suk> ?
#2785 [16:55] <mr_trousers> how change the properties of a minecraft zombie?where it wont burn in light and dose not hurt the player?
#2786 [16:55] <mib_x40suk> use your cedit card
#2787 [16:55] <Wug> you cant without mods
#2788 [16:55] <mr_trousers> what mod is it?
#2789 [16:55] <Wug> no idea
#2790 [16:56] <samabizzle> *facepalm&
#2791 [16:56] <Wug> search the forums
#2792 [16:56] <mr_trousers> crap
#2793 [16:56] <mr_trousers> ok
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#2796 [16:56] <samabizzle> Google mod tutorials or something.
#2797 [16:56] <ferdinand> wug i dont want anyone on my computer cuz its my moms
#2798 [16:56] <merged> I'm still here. This is what I was last told 40 min. ago. "Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here." Did this now what?
#2799 [16:56] <mib_x40suk> so can anyone help me with my problem/
#2800 [16:56] <mr_trousers> l
#2801 [16:56] <Wug> ferdinand: can you ... just do it anyway
#2802 [16:56] <samabizzle> Wug, you can hack my computer any time you want. ;)
#2803 [16:56] <Kewlay> hmm... i'll call... and say that what i need... and... hmm they'll unlock? i dunno?
#2804 [16:57] <ferdinand> bit my mom will be pissed
#2805 [16:57] <mr_trousers> you are all turds
#2806 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2807 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2808 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2809 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2810 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2811 [16:57] <mr_trousers> k
#2812 [16:57] <Wug> Kewlay: pretty much
#2813 [16:57] <Wug> it helps if you can speak to a person
#2814 [16:57] <samabizzle> No spamming.
#2815 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2816 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2817 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2818 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2819 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2820 [16:57] <mr_trousers> g
#2821 [16:57] <mr_trousers> gg
#2822 [16:57] * Wug kicked mr_trousers from #minecrafthelp (Reason: mr_trousers)
#2823 [16:57] <Wug> enough of this
#2824 [16:57] <samabizzle> Yay.
#2825 [16:57] <|Kiikun|> ... aw...
#2826 [16:58] <Wug> |Kiikun|: if youve been watching this whole time I may kill you
#2827 [16:58] <samabizzle> 0_0
#2828 [16:58] <|Kiikun|> i just came back for the flood o.o;
#2829 [16:58] <merged> Can someone help me finish this? "Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here. Did this now what?
#2830 [16:58] <Wug> samabizzle: server connections you say
#2831 [16:58] <samabizzle> Yes Wug. :D
#2832 [16:58] <Kewlay> ok... then when i come go to pay again i'll have the game? xD haha
#2833 [16:59] <ferdinand> my mom is gonna b POed if someone we dont know goes on her computer
#2834 [16:59] <Wug> merged: you pasted the link right?
#2835 [16:59] <merged> Paste it here?
#2836 [16:59] <samabizzle> I'm having trouble connecting to servers which are numbers. I'm okay with the text ones such as mc.ecocitycraft.com
#2837 [16:59] <Wug> |Kiikun|: merged has bad video card drivers
#2838 [16:59] <|Kiikun|> merged: its sorta self explanitory... when you clikc submit it send you to a new paghe. give us the url to that page
#2839 [16:59] <Wug> please look at his dxdiag
#2840 [16:59] <|Kiikun|> wug: ok, then im busting ass to school <.<
#2841 [16:59] <Wug> ferdinand: idk what to do otherwise
#2842 [17:00] <|Kiikun|> merged: yes.
#2843 [17:00] <Wug> samabizzle: can you paste the number of one of them here
#2844 [17:00] <Wug> (also that number is called an ip address)
#2845 [17:00] <ferdinand> wuuuuug
#2846 [17:00] <samabizzle> Yes! That thing. Hold on
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#2848 [17:00] <merged> I did. Long time ago. See it?
#2849 [17:01] <|Kiikun|> merged: please paste link in here. you havent pasted it yet
#2850 [17:01] <samabizzle> Here is an example: 5.19.250.118
#2851 [17:01] <Wug> samabizzle: thats a hamachi ip
#2852 [17:01] <Shredz> Hey, Wug. I'm back. Now whenever I log in, MineCraft immediately closes.
#2853 [17:01] <samabizzle> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...?
#2854 [17:01] <ferdinand> same with me
#2855 [17:01] <|Kiikun|> merged: you ASKED what it ment.
#2856 [17:01] <Wug> Shredz: does the browser version work
#2857 [17:01] <ferdinand> no
#2858 [17:01] <mib_x40suk> i have java 1.5 something and yet minecraft says i need it
#2859 [17:01] <Kewlay> Wug, just to finish, if i 'unlock' with my bank i i'll can buy in next time what i'll try to buy?
#2860 [17:02] <mib_x40suk> firefox sent me to a link and i download it
#2861 [17:02] <Wug> samabizzle: you cant connect to hamachi ips without hamachi
#2862 [17:02] <Wug> Kewlay: yes
#2863 [17:02] <Kewlay> thx, kissu ;*
#2864 [17:02] <samabizzle> Oh....oh dear. :(
#2865 [17:02] <Wug> samabizzle: personally I dont bother with hamachi servers
#2866 [17:02] <Wug> theyre usually run by 10 year olds
#2867 [17:02] <Wug> on residential connections
#2868 [17:02] <Wug> *bleh*
#2869 [17:02] <samabizzle> Ah. Well then wug, could you recommend any good servers...preferably ones which aren't busy...:)
#2870 [17:02] <mib_x40suk> ...can i have some help
#2871 [17:02] <mib_x40suk> ...
#2872 [17:03] <|Kiikun|> merged: ello? link please?
#2873 [17:03] <Wug> samabizzle: no I cant because I never get to play minecraft :P
#2874 [17:03] <Wug> try google
#2875 [17:03] <Wug> mib_x40suk: ask a question, dont just spam for help
#2876 [17:03] <ferdinand> wug or whoever can answer me i cant play in browser or downloaded. wen i try to redownload it i cant. and i cant have anybody i dont know on my computer
#2877 [17:03] <samabizzle> Okay. Well I'll just go away now. I see you're a busy person. ;)
#2878 [17:03] <samabizzle> Thanks for the help.
#2879 [17:03] <Wug> :|
#2880 [17:03] <Wug> no problem
#2881 [17:03] <merged> battery died!
#2882 [17:04] <mib_x40suk> ....some help please!
#2883 [17:04] <Wug> ferdinand: all I can think of is whatever you did before it stopped working, undo it
#2884 [17:04] <mib_x40suk> get new batterys then!!!
#2885 [17:04] <Wug> ferdinand: whats your minecraft username
#2886 [17:04] <Shredz> Wug The Browser version DOES work.
#2887 [17:04] <Wug> mib_x40suk: ASK A QUESTION, DONT JUST SPAM FOR HELP
#2888 [17:04] <ferdinand> DwightShrute199
#2889 [17:04] <ferdinand> 1999 i meant
#2890 [17:05] <|Kiikun|> merged: if you dont give the link now, im leaving for class.
#2891 [17:05] <Wug> !paid DwightShrute199
#2892 [17:05] <Wug> !paid DwightShrute1999
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#2894 [17:05] <Wug> ......
#2895 [17:05] <Wug> !paid DwightShrute1999
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#2897 [17:05] <Shredz> Well that's... magical.
#2898 [17:05] <merged> ok on pastbin again. copied info and hit submit.
#2899 [17:05] <Wug> merged: now SEND US THE LINK
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#2901 [17:05] <mib_x40suk> i downloaded minecraft, but when i try to play it a window appears saying "needs java 1.5" something
#2902 [17:05] <|Kiikun|> merged: you still have faild to give US the link
#2903 [17:06] <rice31> I can't play on my browser
#2904 [17:06] <Wug> mib_x40suk: update java
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#2906 [17:06] <Wug> ??> mib_x40suk getjavax
#2907 [17:06] <VoxelHead> mib_x40suk: (getjavax) http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk-6u27-download-440405.html
#2908 [17:06] <Wug> ^ most recent version downloadable here
#2909 [17:06] <merged> http://pastebin.com/KErJnx3n
#2910 [17:06] <SeventhSev> Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 OS: Linux (i386) version 2.6.38-11-generic Java: 1.6.0_22, Sun Microsystems Inc. VM: OpenJDK Client VM (mixed mode, sharing), Sun Microsystems Inc. LWJGL: 2.4.2 [failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)] org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not init GLX at org.lwjgl.opengl.LinuxDisplayPeerInfo.initDefaultPe
#2911 [17:06] <rice31> but it just turns white
#2912 [17:06] <SeventhSev> Can anyone give me a hand with this ^ ??
#2913 [17:06] <Shredz> Wug, ell me when you're available
#2914 [17:06] <mib_x40suk> i got a link to the newest virsion, it still dosent work though :( thats why i was sceaming help
#2915 [17:06] <Wug> SeventhSev: use pastebin
#2916 [17:07] <Wug> Shredz: I'm not sure it will work if it doesnt
#2917 [17:07] <ferdinand> do u know wat i could do wug
#2918 [17:07] <Wug> it should be leaving a file when it closes, can you pastebin it
#2919 [17:07] <Wug> ferdinand: I have no idea
#2920 [17:07] <SeventhSev> Sorry about that http://mibpaste.com/mscl2P
#2921 [17:07] <Wug> SeventhSev: update your graphics drivers
#2922 [17:07] <Wug> ??> SeventhSev dx
#2923 [17:07] <mib_x40suk> ...
#2924 [17:07] <VoxelHead> SeventhSev: (dx) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#2925 [17:07] <ferdinand> so i cant play minecraft
#2926 [17:07] <VoxelHead> SeventhSev: (dx) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it here.
#2927 [17:08] <mib_x40suk> i have the newest virsion!
#2928 [17:08] <SeventhSev> Okay, thanks, I'll try updating the graphics card
#2929 [17:08] <Wug> mib_x40suk: reinstall it
#2930 [17:08] <Wug> and uninstall any old versions you may have
#2931 [17:08] <|Kiikun|> merged: download and install http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R128346.EXE
#2932 [17:08] * |Kiikun| bolts for class!
#2932 [17:08] <merged> What does pastebin do?
#2933 [17:08] <ferdinand> wug so i cant play minecraft
#2934 [17:09] <mib_x40suk> um, i hav'nt try'd that yet... i'll be back in a moment!
#2935 [17:09] <Wug> merged: it stores things
#2936 [17:09] <Wug> ferdinand: I could probably fix it for you in 5 minutes
#2937 [17:09] <|Kiikun|> wug: he;s got an intel 915
#2938 [17:09] <merged> Wug: did you see my link?
#2939 [17:09] <SeventhSev> @VoxelHead I'm on ubuntu
#2940 [17:09] <Wug> but atm I have no idea whats wrong with it
#2941 [17:09] <Wug> SeventhSev: vos is a bot
#2942 [17:09] <|Kiikun|> merged: download and install http://ftp.us.dell.com/video/R128346.EXE
#2943 [17:09] <Wug> merged: yes I did
#2944 [17:09] <ferdinand> that would be much apreciated
#2945 [17:09] <Wug> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
#2946 [17:09] <merged> So now downlaod the us.dell.com link?
#2947 [17:09] <Wug> ferdinand: then start teamviewer -.-
#2948 [17:09] <SeventhSev> oh, lol
#2949 [17:09] <|Kiikun|> merged: YES
#2950 [17:09] <Wug> ask first if you have to
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#2952 [17:10] <merged> Run or Save?
#2953 [17:11] <Wug> merged: run
#2954 [17:11] <|Kiikun|> merged: run
#2955 [17:11] <Wug> ninja'd
#2956 [17:11] <ferdinand> i know i cant
#2957 [17:11] * |Kiikun| jinx~
#2957 [17:11] <Wug> ferdinand: ask anyway
#2958 [17:11] <Wug> GreyVulpine
#2959 [17:11] <merged> Do I overwrite all?
#2960 [17:11] <Wug> halp I'm drowning
#2961 [17:12] <Wug> merged: yes
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#2963 [17:12] <merged> Installing now. :)
#2964 [17:13] <merged> Wug: Restarting computer. Thx!
#2965 [17:13] <Wug> merged: come back if it doesnt work
#2966 [17:13] <ferdinand> you dont understand if i ask i will get in trouble u said u could fix it in 5 minutes wug
#2967 [17:14] <merged> Wug: k
#2968 [17:14] <oldtopman> ??> ferdinand ask
#2969 [17:14] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#2970 [17:14] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#2971 [17:14] <Wug> oldtopman: we know what his issue is but dont know what specifically is wrong
#2972 [17:14] <Wug> ferdinand: thats what teamviewer does
#2973 [17:15] <Wug> I said >I< could fix it in 5 minutes
#2974 [17:15] <Wug> I dont even know whats wrong
#2975 [17:15] <fun> my launcher tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net
#2976 [17:15] <Wug> ask your mom if I can fix it for you
#2977 [17:15] <Wug> tell her whatever she wants to hear
#2978 [17:16] <Wug> fun: disable all of your firewalls. if it starts working, it'
#2979 [17:16] <Wug> s a firewall issue and you will have to add an exception
#2980 [17:16] <ferdinand> well is there any chance u could some how glitch my computer
#2981 [17:16] <SeventhSev> @fun, I had a similar error this morning, try signing out of the minecraft website, then run minecraft
#2982 [17:16] <ferdinand> wug
#2983 [17:16] <Wug> no
#2984 [17:16] <ferdinand> how would u do it
#2985 [17:17] <AdarkTheCoder> I'm having a problem with a server's chat. When I was messing around, I accidentally typed '~' and got an invalid command error, so I did "~help" and got these strange commands. I tried a few of them, namely ~tab, and now I can't see the chat. I tried to switch tabs back to the 'Default' tab, but I couldn't figure out how, so when I tried to close the tab...
#2986 [17:17] <Wug> trial and error
#2987 [17:17] <AdarkTheCoder> I had made, the reload I initiated earlier finished and clsoed the default one.
#2988 [17:17] <ferdinand> u r talking to me right wug
#2989 [17:17] <fun> both doesnt work :/
#2990 [17:17] <Wug> I'd get an error message and from there figure out whats broken (yes I am talking to you)
#2991 [17:17] <Wug> fun: disable all of your firewalls. if it starts working, it's a firewall issue and you will have to add an exception
#2992 [17:18] <fun> i tried
#2993 [17:18] <ferdinand> ok but u r POSITIVE u wont glitch my computer
#2994 [17:18] <Wug> ferdinand: I've done this so many times its ridiculous
#2995 [17:18] <Wug> I've been locked out of teamviewer before because they thought I was a company
#2996 [17:18] <Wug> I've never had anything happen
#2997 [17:19] <ferdinand> ok u can do it but wat do u go on my computer or wat
#2998 [17:19] <AdarkTheCoder> Any help for me?
#2999 [17:19] <Wug> ferdinand: I'll show you how it works once I'm connected
#3000 [17:19] <Wug> it will make sense then -.-
#3001 [17:20] <Wug> now download and run teamviewer (you dont have to install it)
#3002 [17:20] <ferdinand> will my computer just turn to a bunch of command prompt like its being hacked
#3003 [17:20] <Wug> AdarkTheCoder: can you email the server admin
#3004 [17:20] <ferdinand> could u give me the link
#3005 [17:21] <Wug> theres probably a command to fix it but I dont know what it is
#3006 [17:21] <Wug> ferdinand: I might open one command prompt
#3007 [17:21] <AdarkTheCoder> It's not a plugin, I can use the commands on vanilla servers.
#3008 [17:21] <Wug> ??> ferdinand teamviewer
#3009 [17:21] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (teamviewer) Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3010 [17:21] <VoxelHead> ferdinand: (teamviewer) Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3011 [17:21] <ferdinand> will it show on my screen though
#3012 [17:21] <ferdinand> going to team viewer
#3013 [17:22] <Wug> ferdinand: youll see everything I'm doing
#3014 [17:22] <merged> Wug: Rebooted. Still says bad video card drivers!
#3015 [17:22] <Wug> merged: hang on
#3016 [17:22] <merged> wug: ok
#3017 [17:22] <Wug> ferdinand is getting teamviewered next
#3018 [17:23] <Wug> probably :P
#3019 [17:23] <ferdinand> ok its downloadin
#3020 [17:23] <Wug> once its running message me the id and pass it displays
#3021 [17:24] <Wug> use a private message
#3022 [17:24] <Wug> /msg wug id xxx-xxx-xxx pass xxxx
#3023 [17:24] <ferdinand> wheres the id
#3024 [17:25] <Wug> its labelled ID
#3025 [17:25] <ferdinand> ok
#3026 [17:26] <Wug> send the pass too
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#3028 [17:26] <Wug> sqozza nuuuu :3
#3029 [17:26] <Wug> 3:*
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#3031 [17:27] <CoMa> not sure if this is for you guys but, I am trying to make a Museum world for my Minecraft server, does anyone have any tips or suggestions for a tool to make a flat world and how to cut and paste from one world to the new one?
#3032 [17:27] <mib_s97pf8> hi
#3033 [17:27] <Wug> CoMa: mcedit
#3034 [17:27] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzz
#3035 [17:28] <mib_s97pf8> helloo ! ?
#3036 [17:29] <fun> it still says that it cant connect to minecraft.net
#3037 [17:29] <CoMa> Oo thanks i had figured that app was standard for this use.
#3038 [17:30] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzz i have lost my micraft folders and i cant play :S can eny one send me the full install for the game plzz i have tryed downloading the game for the web paig but it dont re install al the folders i have lost
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#3040 [17:32] <fun2> yay -.-
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#3042 [17:33] <merged> wug: ready for me?
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#3044 [17:34] <blinky> Hey i installed the Amco mod pack and i was playing is and i got off and went back on and it diddn't work whhat do i do?
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#3049 [17:35] <blinky> Someone plz help
#3050 [17:36] <Guest54507> I am trying to buy the game but it keeps telling me my credit/debit card is locked for 24hours, no codes are sent and no confirmation email is recieved. help
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#3052 [17:36] <ferdinand> ?? getjavax
#3053 [17:36] <VoxelHead> getjavax: http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk-6u27-download-440405.html
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#3055 [17:38] <fun2> my launcher tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net :/
#3056 [17:38] <Uchiha72> Hello. For some reason whenever i try to update Minecraft it says error occur (2) It says access denied to a folder but said fodler doesn't exist. Obviously that is the problem. I wanna know hwo to fix it.
#3057 [17:39] <blinky> What java do i get
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#3060 [17:39] <blinky> hellooooo
#3061 [17:40] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> hiii *waiting for teacher* :P
#3062 [17:40] <Uchiha72> Hi. Just hoping someone will answer my question so i can get playing lol
#3063 [17:40] <SeventhSev> Trying to update my video drivers, but having some issues, if you can give me a hand, here are the details http://mibpaste.com/2cYRMT
#3064 [17:40] <pachuco> hi i have been having this problem with mine craft when ever i go to the launcher and login it goes to a quick loading screen then goes to a black screen then goes to an error report and closes
#3065 [17:42] <blinky> How come my Amco mod pack does't workkkk??????
#3066 [17:42] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> ??> blinky mods
#3067 [17:42] <VoxelHead> blinky: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3068 [17:42] <VoxelHead> blinky: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
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#3070 [17:43] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> SeventhSev: i think intel drivers are all installed in the kernel itself.
#3071 [17:44] <pachuco> 12caca
#3072 [17:44] <Uchiha72> Hello, For some reason whenever i try to update Minecraft it says error occur (2)C:\Users\Michelle\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\bin\version (Access denied) but said folder doesn't exist. Obviously that is the problem. I wanna know how to fix it.
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#3074 [17:44] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> Uchiha72: that means the file isnt available for java to read/write
#3075 [17:44] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> ??> Uchiha72 win/reinst
#3076 [17:44] <VoxelHead> Uchiha72: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3077 [17:44] <VoxelHead> Uchiha72: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3078 [17:45] <pachuco> me caca es verde
#3079 [17:45] <Uchiha72> There is No File to delete or uninstall that's the problem lol
#3080 [17:45] <maddor14> i bought the game last friday and it isnt opening for me. i went to my bank website and it says the transaction hasnt gone though yety
#3081 [17:45] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> Uchiha72: there is NOTHING in the .minecraft folder?
#3082 [17:45] <Uchiha72> But apparently the game thinks there is
#3083 [17:46] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: minecraft username?
#3084 [17:46] <maddor14> maddor14
#3085 [17:46] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> !paid maddor14
#3086 [17:46] <SeventhSev> @|KiiSchool|Janus| if thats the case, how would I go about updating it, or is that not the issue. Here is the error report I keep getting http://mibpaste.com/m3UJ9H
#3087 [17:46] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: that the username you paid with?
#3088 [17:46] <maddor14> yes it is.
#3089 [17:47] <maddor14> ive paid twicer
#3090 [17:47] <Wug> updating to newest version
#3091 [17:47] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: you sure you didnt accidently buy a gift code?
#3092 [17:47] <maddor14> i dont think i did. i never got a code or anything
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#3094 [17:47] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: log on to www.minecraft.net and look at your profile page
#3095 [17:47] <maddor14> ok
#3096 [17:48] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: dont pm unless asked to
#3097 [17:48] <maddor14> now what
#3098 [17:48] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: while i commend you on having the skill void of most mibbiters, we prefer to help in channel
#3099 [17:48] <mib_s97pf8> hi can i get help plzz ?
#3100 [17:48] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: at the bottom of the page ,are there any codes?
#3101 [17:49] <fun2> my launcher tells me it cant connect to minecraft.net
#3102 [17:49] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: windows, mac, or linux?
#3103 [17:49] <x_> mib_s97pf8: type /nick swordfish (to change your nick to something more human readable, replacing swordfish with a name of your choice)
#3104 [17:49] <maddor14> no there are not
#3105 [17:49] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzzzz
#3106 [17:50] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: do you have any other accounts you may have been logged in as?
#3107 [17:50] <mib_s97pf8> i have lost some of my minecraft folders and i cant get the game to runn :S i have tryed re installing the game from the minecraft web paig but it dont get the folders i need back :S ?
#3108 [17:50] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: windows, mac, or linux? *again*
#3109 [17:50] <maddor14> no maddor14 is my only one
#3110 [17:51] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: you said its been a week, right?
#3111 [17:51] <mib_s97pf8> Helooo can eny one help me plzzz!!!!!
#3112 [17:51] <fun2> -.-
#3113 [17:51] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: you dont want to answer, welcome to being ignored
#3114 [17:51] <maddor14> i bought the game last friday so not a full week
#3115 [17:51] <Wug> ??> mib_s97pf8 forceupdate
#3116 [17:51] <VoxelHead> mib_s97pf8: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3117 [17:51] <VoxelHead> mib_s97pf8: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#3118 [17:51] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> Wug: if he ignores that.. .can i kick him?
#3119 [17:52] <SeventhSev> http://mibpaste.com/amkc9 Any suggestions?
#3120 [17:52] <Wug> yes
#3121 [17:52] <maddor14> i bought the game last friday so not a full week
#3122 [17:52] <Uchiha72> Ah ha! Found the folder..it was in a different location xD so i just delete the folder and reinstall it?
#3123 [17:53] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: youll have to go through mojang. it might be that you got tied up somewhere. www.minecraft.net/support/
#3124 [17:53] <fun2> what can i do if my launcher tells me, that it cant connect to minecraft.net? i tried to switch off my firewall, delete .minecraft /bin tried the browser..
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#3126 [17:54] * |KiiSchool|Janus| 's school internet is slow a feck...
#3126 [17:54] <Wug> fun2: update java
#3127 [17:54] <maddor14> ive looked at the support page.... hasnt helped me at all
#3128 [17:54] <fun2> i did this too
#3129 [17:54] <SeventhSev> @fun2, have you tried signing out of the minecraft website, the re running minecraft?
#3130 [17:54] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> maddor14: specificly, account > premium> paid but still reg
#3131 [17:54] <fun2> yep
#3132 [17:55] <mib_s97pf8> hi can you help me plzz i cant get on to the start screen to go to the options :S
#3133 [17:55] <fun2> any other ideas? :/
#3134 [17:55] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> mib_s97pf8: options is in the launcher.
#3135 [17:56] <mib_s97pf8> i cant get on to the lucher :S
#3136 [17:56] <|KiiSchool|Janus|> !client
#3137 [17:56] * |KiiSchool|Janus| 's teacher is here now.
#3137 [17:56] <SeventhSev> @fun2, that method worked for me this morning, so I hadn't looked into any others, might look around on youtube
#3138 [17:56] * |KiiSchool|Janus| AFKs
#3138 [17:56] <Uchiha72> Yay!~ All Fixed now Thank you Now I just gotta find people to play with in a fresh world :3 Later
#3139 [17:56] <SeventhSev> http://mibpaste.com/amkc9 Any suggestions?
#3140 [17:57] <fun2> in youtube the only tell you to delete .minecraft or bin
#3141 [17:57] <SeventhSev> @fun2, well, there is always google. idk any other ways to fix it
#3142 [17:59] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one pm me i need help!!!!
#3143 [18:00] <SeventhSev> Can anyone help me http://mibpaste.com/amkc9
#3144 [18:01] <|8bitben|> f358:1:fed5:22:0:2146:b681 PRIVMSG #minecrafthelp :Broken link SeventhSev, use pastebin or pastie
#3145 [18:02] <SeventhSev> Whoops, here we are http://mibpaste.com/Z8KzO1
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#3148 [18:06] <splat> hello, looking for a lil advice...... just got a new comp and having a lot of problems with the game not running right. at times it is very glitchy or can't seem to keep up. the person at best buy (ya ya ya but i know less than he does) said that this system would run it well. but does it sound like i might need a better graphics card??
#3149 [18:06] <Wug> alright guys, I'm falling asleep :/
#3150 [18:06] <fun2> ok...now im using the old client...now it downloads the files and then i get a black screen
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#3152 [18:07] <Wug> I'm going to bed
#3153 [18:07] <Wug> be back tomorrow
#3154 [18:07] <sowre> aww
#3155 [18:07] <sowre> come on
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#3157 [18:11] <SeventhSev> If anyone want to take a crack at problem, pm me, or just mention my name, i'm watching the chat feed
#3158 [18:11] <SeventhSev> at a problem*
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#3161 [18:16] <mib_s97pf8> seventhSev can you talk to me i have pm you
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#3165 [18:18] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzzz
#3166 [18:18] <quaddle> can someone help me
#3167 [18:18] <mcjkey> help
#3168 [18:19] <mcjkey> anybody
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#3171 [18:20] <frogaincia> help
#3172 [18:20] <shannon> do i need a better video card than a dell inspiron 1545 has to run minecraft?
#3173 [18:21] <AG_Scott> and what video card does it have?
#3174 [18:21] <AG_Scott> OEMs use different stuff all the time so it's rarely consistent.
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#3176 [18:21] <frogaincia> I dont know how to download minecraft
#3177 [18:22] <shannon> i cant remember but when i try to log in it's telling me I have a bad card. I have checked the control panel and my card is fine
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#3179 [18:22] <Denis> kealper?
#3180 [18:22] <frogaincia> whenever i try to download it doesnt work
#3181 [18:23] <Denis> same here!
#3182 [18:23] <Denis> i can even download it
#3183 [18:23] <Denis> cant even
#3184 [18:23] <frogaincia> it says "what do you want to open it with"
#3185 [18:24] <Denis> same here
#3186 [18:24] <frogaincia> AG_Scott?
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#3188 [18:25] <Denis> hello can anyone help us?
#3189 [18:25] <AG_Scott> ??> shannon win/dxdiag
#3190 [18:25] <VoxelHead> shannon: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3191 [18:25] <VoxelHead> shannon: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
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#3193 [18:26] <frogaincia> I cant download
#3194 [18:26] <frogaincia> ???
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#3196 [18:26] <frogaincia> can you help me AG_Scott
#3197 [18:27] <Denis> voxelhead?
#3198 [18:27] <frogaincia> somebody?
#3199 [18:27] <AG_Scott> frogaincia: Be patient...
#3200 [18:27] <frogaincia> k.
#3201 [18:28] <Denis> i have the same problem as him so ill listen to you to
#3202 [18:28] <frogaincia> Denis do you have windows?
#3203 [18:28] <AG_Scott> What are you downloading?
#3204 [18:28] <Denis> Yep
#3205 [18:28] <tankman1972> ever since a couple days ago, when I try to connect to a buddies multiplayer minecraft server, it takes a long time at downloading terrain, then times out with Internal exception: java.net.sockettimeoutexception: read times out
#3206 [18:28] <frogaincia> Minecraft
#3207 [18:28] <Denis> were trying to download minecraft
#3208 [18:28] <AG_Scott> There are several downloads.
#3209 [18:28] <AG_Scott> Which one are you downloading?
#3210 [18:28] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzz pm me
#3211 [18:28] <Denis> were downloading Window version
#3212 [18:28] <frogaincia> Windows .exe
#3213 [18:29] <AG_Scott> There are 2 ol
#3214 [18:29] <frogaincia> the first one
#3215 [18:29] <Denis> Minecraft.exe
#3216 [18:29] <AG_Scott> tankman1972: That's a problem with the server.
#3217 [18:29] <AG_Scott> Okay and when you try opening it you get what error?
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#3219 [18:29] <Denis> it says what do you want to open with
#3220 [18:29] <Denis> and we just want to download it
#3221 [18:30] <AG_Scott> What browser are you using to download it?
#3222 [18:30] <Denis> browser?
#3223 [18:30] <frogaincia> yea what?
#3224 [18:30] <AG_Scott> Like Internet Explorer, Chrome, Firefox.
#3225 [18:30] <frogaincia> java?
#3226 [18:30] <Denis> internet explorer
#3227 [18:30] <frogaincia> internet explorer
#3228 [18:30] <AG_Scott> Try using Chrome or Firefox
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#3230 [18:30] <Denis> how?
#3231 [18:30] <AG_Scott> http://firefox.com/
#3232 [18:30] <Denis> we dont know where to get it
#3233 [18:31] <Denis> does it cost money?
#3234 [18:31] <Denis> oh nvm
#3235 [18:31] <Denis> just one more question
#3236 [18:31] <mib_s97pf8> AG_cott can you help me plzz
#3237 [18:31] <Denis> can i switch back to internet explorer afterwards?
#3238 [18:31] <AG_Scott> mib_s97pf8: you have yet to say what you need help with.
#3239 [18:31] <AG_Scott> You can but I wouldn't...
#3240 [18:31] <AG_Scott> IE is the devil and shall be put away for good.
#3241 [18:31] <Denis> well i need to so....
#3242 [18:32] <AG_Scott> It is still a piece of crap. :)
#3243 [18:32] <Denis> lol i know :D
#3244 [18:32] <Denis> it sucks with a whole lot of games and youtube sometimes
#3245 [18:33] <mib_s97pf8> Ag i need help with my minecraft i cant runn the main screen to try do a force update to get some old fiels back that i lost i lost some fiels now i cant runn the game :/
#3246 [18:33] <AG_Scott> What files did you lose?
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#3248 [18:33] <mib_s97pf8> i dont no lol
#3249 [18:33] <mib_s97pf8> thats the thing
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#3251 [18:34] <mib_s97pf8> i dont no where eny of my fiels are other than .minecraft
#3252 [18:34] <AG_Scott> What OS?
#3253 [18:34] <mib_s97pf8> OS :S
#3254 [18:35] <mib_6x3hef> Denis and AG_Scott its the guy u were talking to
#3255 [18:36] <mib_s97pf8> so AG can you help me ?
#3256 [18:36] <AG_Scott> ?? os
#3257 [18:36] <VoxelHead> os: Some examples of operating systems are Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, Mac OS X Leopard, Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Mac OS X Lion, Ubuntu Linux, Fedora Linux, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and Arch Linux.
#3258 [18:36] <Denis> ok so...
#3259 [18:36] <AG_Scott> mib_6x3hef: If you keep PMing me, I am just going to ignore you.
#3260 [18:36] <Denis> it wont download exactly
#3261 [18:36] <mib_s97pf8> sorry
#3262 [18:36] <mib_6x3hef> i tried crome and it said the publisher cannot be verified and it says "run" or "cancel
#3263 [18:36] <AG_Scott> choose run
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#3265 [18:37] <Denis> it opens up minecraft but it doesnt download it
#3266 [18:37] <mib_6x3hef> it says minecraft launcher
#3267 [18:37] <ph> just wanted to know how much mb minecraft has
#3268 [18:37] <Denis> voxelhead can you help me?
#3269 [18:38] <Landmark90> So... Earlier I mentioned that my friends computer crashed while running a Vanilla server. At first when he restarted everything it had spawned/moved random chunks of blocks on the map. Not "that" big of a deal. However. Now we can't even get into the server at all, not even himself.
#3270 [18:38] <mib_s97pf8> so AG is there eny way i can get all my minecraft folders ? back in to one folder
#3271 [18:38] <Landmark90> This is the msg we get in the command log: "Cant't keep up! DId the system time change, or is the server overloaded"
#3272 [18:38] <mib_6x3hef> it says minecraft news, official links,stuff like dat
#3273 [18:38] <AG_Scott> mib_6x3hef: You need to login then
#3274 [18:38] <ph> How much mb does minecraft need to be installed?
#3275 [18:38] <AG_Scott> Landmark90: is that message being spammed or just occasional?
#3276 [18:38] <Landmark90> And we've allocated 1536 ram now, and we can easily give it more, however I don't think this is the problem at all, but more something with corrupt data or similar. Help? :/
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#3279 [18:38] <AG_Scott> Denis: How does it not download it?
#3280 [18:38] <AG_Scott> ph: Hold on.
#3281 [18:38] <mib_6x3hef> yea
#3282 [18:39] <Landmark90> (We've tried changing spawn point and similar in McEdit, but didn't work.)
#3283 [18:39] <Denis> well i click on it select run and it doesnt have a download it just opens up a Minecreaft launcher
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#3285 [18:39] <AG_Scott> ph: Mine is 47mb
#3286 [18:39] <Landmark90> @ Scott: It doesn't "spam" but comes occassionally up if we let it run
#3287 [18:39] <Denis> thats what its called at least minecraft launcher and it has all the update info
#3288 [18:40] <AG_Scott> Landmark90: then it isn't something to worry about.
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#3290 [18:40] <ph> thx alot
#3291 [18:40] <Landmark90> @ Scott: Except that no one can login.
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#3293 [18:40] <AG_Scott> Denis: You need to login in the launcher and it will download the game and launch it.
#3294 [18:40] <Landmark90> @ Scott: Everyone trying to login gets timed out, even the host when he tries "localhost"
#3295 [18:40] <mib_s97pf8> scott is there eny way i can get all my mincraft folders back in to one folder ?
#3296 [18:40] <mib_6x3hef> how do i download this :http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/94310-173-single-player-commands-v2111-new-update/
#3297 [18:40] <AG_Scott> Landmark90: the world is corrupted then.
#3298 [18:40] <Denis> Oh thank you so internet explerer did work XD
#3299 [18:40] <AG_Scott> ??> mib_6x3hef mods
#3300 [18:40] <VoxelHead> mib_6x3hef: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3301 [18:40] <VoxelHead> mib_6x3hef: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3302 [18:41] <AG_Scott> mib_s97pf8: There only be 1 folder.
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#3304 [18:41] <Landmark90> @ Scott: Any way to fix that? :/
#3305 [18:41] <lileric> I just downloaded Minecraft and need to update my drivers. Please help.. any ideas?
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#3307 [18:41] <AG_Scott> lileric: What OS?
#3308 [18:41] <mib_s97pf8> but there aint i have .minecraft and there is folders missing :S like bin and some others
#3309 [18:42] <AG_Scott> Landmark90: You can try using tools to fix it but it's usually best to get a new world.
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#3311 [18:42] <AG_Scott> mib_s97pf8: If you open the launcher and login, it will redownload those
#3312 [18:42] <Denis> oh AG-Scot it still doesnt work
#3313 [18:42] <geraldbrent> AG_Scott, thanks for helping all these people! :)
#3314 [18:42] <mib_s97pf8> i cant get on to the game thats the thing :/
#3315 [18:42] <mib_xi0a6h> two of my worlds completely erased and i dont know why. HELP!!!!!
#3316 [18:42] <Denis> it went to menu but there isnt a icon to open it up again
#3317 [18:42] <mib_sdoem6> hi i wanna know how to download single player mods
#3318 [18:42] <calatalee> I purchased minecraft 2 days ago and I downloaded the exe file and none of the packages were installed whenever i try to login it says i cant connect to minecraft.net -__- is there anyway i can get a refund?
#3319 [18:43] <Denis> mib_sdoem6 just google it
#3320 [18:43] <geraldbrent> mib_sdoem6 there are several tutorials on youtube
#3321 [18:43] <mib_sdoem6> single player command pods
#3322 [18:43] <mib_sdoem6> mods
#3323 [18:43] <calatalee> havent found one yet
#3324 [18:43] <Denis> calatalee it tells you about refund on the support page on Minecraft.net
#3325 [18:43] <Landmark90> @ Scott: Okay :(
#3326 [18:43] <mib_xi0a6h> two of my worlds completely erased and i dont know why. HELP!!!!!
#3327 [18:43] <geraldbrent> calatalee we are not an account help channel!
#3328 [18:43] <mib_sdoem6> whats this Bukkit thing
#3329 [18:44] <Denis> so can someone tell me how to get the icon to open up minecraft?
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#3331 [18:44] <geraldbrent> mib_xi0a6h They may have corrupted, calm down and move on
#3332 [18:44] <mib_s97pf8> i cant get on to the game thats the thing
#3333 [18:44] <mib_xi0a6h> what do you mean? i just want to know how to fix it
#3334 [18:44] <mib_sdoem6> whats #Bukkit
#3335 [18:45] <geraldbrent> Denis: Find minecraft.exe, right click, Send to, Desktop (create shortcut)
#3336 [18:45] <mib_xi0a6h> is coruption common? ive only had the game 2 days
#3337 [18:46] <otti> hey anyone here that has other solutions to fix fps other than ingame settings? cuse i have a pcu that should run this game with no problem and it did at fyrst but now im fps dropping like crazy. super annoying and making the render distance to short and all that dosent seem to work for me.
#3338 [18:46] <Denis> i found it but there isnt a send to button
#3339 [18:46] <geraldbrent> No mib_xi0a6h, but it may happen if you inproperly shut down minecraft
#3340 [18:46] <mib_s97pf8> eny one no how to find all my minecraft folders ?
#3341 [18:46] <Denis> i have send link though in firefox
#3342 [18:46] <mib_s97pf8> so i can get them all back in to there one foldor
#3343 [18:47] <Denis> but it doesnt work
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#3345 [18:47] <mib_xi0a6h> how do you do it properly? i just press x
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#3347 [18:47] <Denis> so where to i find the right minecraft.exe. and sendfile
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#3349 [18:48] <otti> anyone here have a lag problem solution ?
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#3351 [18:48] <mib_xi0a6h> i mean shut down
#3352 [18:48] <geraldbrent> otti, look up Optifine for 1.7.3
#3353 [18:48] <otti> okei thank yo
#3354 [18:48] <otti> you*
#3355 [18:49] <mib_xi0a6h> i cant find .minecraft folder to download a mod
#3356 [18:49] <geraldbrent> Welcome :)
#3357 [18:49] <Rosilin> hi
#3358 [18:49] <geraldbrent> mib_xi0a6h, you on windows 7?
#3359 [18:49] <Denis> gerald do you know where to find send file or minecraft.exe cause im looking where i go the download but it didnt have a sendfile option
#3360 [18:49] <mib_xi0a6h> how do i do it
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#3362 [18:50] <Rosilin> do we just randomly shoot out questions?
#3363 [18:50] <geraldbrent> I pmed you Denis
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#3365 [18:50] <mib_ueqesj> Hello, I have an issue with running Minecraft Classic. When I run the game, it is saying that it cannot get the input for the lwgl_applet.jar.pack. How can I fix this problem?
#3366 [18:50] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one pm me i need helpp!! plzzzzz
#3367 [18:50] <geraldbrent> Are you on Win 7 mib_xi0a6h
#3368 [18:50] <lileric> How do I upgrade my video card drivers so that I can play Minecraft?
#3369 [18:50] <mib_xi0a6h> Rosilin yea
#3370 [18:50] <geraldbrent> Holy shit, i'm getting swarmed
#3371 [18:50] <mib_xi0a6h> yes
#3372 [18:51] <mib_sdoem6> mib_xi0a6h i have the same problem
#3373 [18:51] <Rosilin> yeah, um, I can wait.
#3374 [18:51] <mib_xi0a6h> is there any solution
#3375 [18:52] <mib_sdoem6> Rosilin yea it takes a while
#3376 [18:52] <mib_i903ds> hey my minecraft isnt working because when i try logining in from the applacation it dosent work and i want to play offline and that option is unclickable and says i havnt downloaded it
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#3378 [18:52] <mib_xi0a6h> so redownload it
#3379 [18:52] <mib_i903ds> ive tried that
#3380 [18:53] <mib_xi0a6h> you might have downloaded a 32 bit version on accedent
#3381 [18:53] <Denis> nice job idiots now all helpers are gone next time wait your turn >.<
#3382 [18:53] <mib_sdoem6> i dont know how to download a mod
#3383 [18:53] <mib_s97pf8> can eny body help me plzz i need to fined all my minecraft folders eny one no how ?
#3384 [18:53] <Denis> mib be quiet and wait your turn
#3385 [18:53] <mib_xi0a6h> i got the same problem
#3386 [18:54] <Denis> Mib's then
#3387 [18:54] <mib_i903ds> how do i no if its 32 or not cause im a 64 bit machin
#3388 [18:54] <Denis> we have no moderators now
#3389 [18:54] <mib_xi0a6h> it should say when u download it
#3390 [18:54] <mib_sdoem6> anyone
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#3392 [18:55] <Rosilin> k Im gonna throw my question out there, maybe someone can pass on a link that can help me walk though it. ----> We have 2 account, 2 computers and 1 ip address, how do I get them in the same world?
#3393 [18:55] <mib_i903ds> on the minecraft website??
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#3397 [18:57] <mib_s97pf8> is it my turn yet plzz ?
#3398 [18:57] <jakebanana> Can't run the installation-does nothing
#3399 [18:57] <jakebanana> any thoughts?
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#3402 [18:59] <Denis> can a mod just help us please
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#3404 [19:00] <Rosilin> I think we scared everyone off
#3405 [19:04] <mib_s97pf8> can eny one help me plzz i cant fimed eny of my minecraft foldors
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#3409 [19:09] <DSdavidDS> Hey
#3410 [19:09] <DSdavidDS> I was wondering if grass causes mob spawn in your home
#3411 [19:09] <DSdavidDS> when you go to sleep
#3412 [19:10] <DSdavidDS> Hello?
#3413 [19:10] <mib_s97pf8> every one aint talking :/
#3414 [19:10] <Omega_Guardian> animals could spawn on the grass
#3415 [19:11] <mib_s97pf8> and i think they can spawn there if you have grass there
#3416 [19:11] <mib_s97pf8> im not to sure
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#3418 [19:12] <Omega_Guardian> atm it scales in a weird way so that moonlight is effectively black unless turn computers gamma way up, or use something like Optifine's lighting adjuster
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#3420 [19:16] <test123> hi
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#3424 [19:25] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> Hi
#3425 [19:26] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> this is my first time on irc
#3426 [19:26] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> so I'm sorry for any mistake
#3427 [19:27] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> i have just a little question to ask...
#3428 [19:27] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> ...
#3429 [19:28] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> is there someone here?
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#3432 [19:33] <AG_Scott> ajeje[8475WT]^887b^ just ask!
#3433 [19:33] <faulty> dat nick
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#3435 [19:33] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> thanks
#3436 [19:33] <comicbulldog1> hello?
#3437 [19:33] <faulty> hi comicbulldog1
#3438 [19:33] <comicbulldog1> i need help
#3439 [19:33] <faulty> ask
#3440 [19:34] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> a seed for a map will generate always the same map?
#3441 [19:34] <comicbulldog1> i downloaded minecraft, but everytime i try to open it it says "could not create virtual java machine"
#3442 [19:34] <faulty> ajeje, yes, but the spawn point might not always be the same
#3443 [19:35] <faulty> comicbulldog1: Download java from http://www.java.com/
#3444 [19:35] <faulty> and install it
#3445 [19:35] <comicbulldog1> i already did
#3446 [19:35] <comicbulldog1> twice
#3447 [19:35] <faulty> comicbulldog1, you'll have to install it, too.
#3448 [19:35] <faulty> Try uninstalling it then reinstalling it.
#3449 [19:35] <comicbulldog1> i did install it
#3450 [19:35] <comicbulldog1> i did that also:(
#3451 [19:36] <faulty> comicbulldog1, are you using any antivirus software?
#3452 [19:36] <comicbulldog1> i think so
#3453 [19:36] <DSdavidDS> ok
#3454 [19:36] <DSdavidDS> so
#3455 [19:36] <DSdavidDS> I aksed this earlier
#3456 [19:36] <faulty> comicbulldog1: try allowing minecraft.exe through your anti-virus program.
#3457 [19:36] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> oh.. taht's a pity! for example i tried this seed -1061413487 the first time I was near a great area with a lot of strange mountains
#3458 [19:36] <DSdavidDS> can grass spawn hostile mobs?
#3459 [19:36] <DSdavidDS> cuz it does in my home
#3460 [19:37] <DSdavidDS> I have lighting and all
#3461 [19:37] <comicbulldog1> how do i do that
#3462 [19:37] <faulty> comicbulldog1: it depends on what antivirus software you're using, look it up
#3463 [19:37] <faulty> DSdavidDS: the return key is not the same as the period key, use it
#3464 [19:38] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> is there a way to see the map or some cordinates, so i can reach again that point?
#3465 [19:38] <DSdavidDS> return key? period key? wat?
#3466 [19:38] <faulty> DSdavidDS: I think it *might* cause creepers to spawn, but that's about as far hostile mobs go
#3467 [19:38] <comicbulldog1> my anti virus program is eset
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#3469 [19:38] <comicbulldog1> ESET Smart Security
#3470 [19:38] <DSdavidDS> I mean, when I go to bed, skeles and zombies spawn and murder me
#3471 [19:38] <faulty> DSdavidDS: don't use the enter key at the end of sentences, instead period
#3472 [19:38] <DSdavidDS> and I get spawnkilled
#3473 [19:38] <DSdavidDS> Okay sorry.
#3474 [19:39] <faulty> DSdavidDS: how many doors do you have to your bedroom? distance your bed from the wall
#3475 [19:39] <vampmire> hello my mine craft is very laggy
#3476 [19:39] <comicbulldog1> ESET Smart Security is the type i have faulty
#3477 [19:39] <faulty> vampmire: it might be your computer, most older computers are not capable of running minecraft
#3478 [19:39] <DSdavidDS> 2 doors next to each other. Bed right in the middle of a 6x6 house made of wood.
#3479 [19:39] <faulty> comicbulldog1, on moment
#3480 [19:39] <comicbulldog1> mkay
#3481 [19:40] <vampmire> it is not old
#3482 [19:40] <faulty> DSdavidDS: try removing a door, blocking it up, then sleeping again
#3483 [19:40] <faulty> vampmire, what opearting system are you using?
#3484 [19:40] <vampmire> xp
#3485 [19:40] <DSdavidDS> hmm....well...that is quite a hassle just to go to sleep.
#3486 [19:40] <faulty> DSdavidDS: welp, can you settle for one door?
#3487 [19:40] <DSdavidDS> okay I can try, but is this a bug?
#3488 [19:40] <faulty> ??> vampmire win/dxdiag
#3489 [19:40] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3490 [19:40] <VoxelHead> vampmire: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3491 [19:40] <faulty> DSdavidDS, yes, afaik
#3492 [19:42] <faulty> comicbulldog1: follow these instructions, then try to run minecraft again: http://kb.eset.com/esetkb/index?page=content&id=SOLN548
#3493 [19:42] <vampmire> http://pastebin.com/htXRYuhv hear can u tell me what i have to do to make work
#3494 [19:42] <comicbulldog1> okay will do thank you
#3495 [19:42] <fault> vampmire: hopefully, yes. give me a moment
#3496 [19:42] <vampmire> kk
#3497 [19:43] <fault> also, you will have many problems running minecraft on that computer, the specs are terrible
#3498 [19:43] <fault> minecraft doesn't work very well with integrated graphics
#3499 [19:43] <Omega_Guardian> nothing does :P
#3500 [19:43] <fault> Omega_Guardian: excel works great!
#3501 [19:44] <fault> vampmire: download and install this: http://downloadmirror.intel.com/12531/a08/win2k_xp142550.zip
#3502 [19:45] <vampmire> kk
#3503 [19:45] <fault> make sure you right click the zip file, click extract all, then run setup.exe from that folder
#3504 [19:46] <comicbulldog1> Fault its still doing it:/
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#3506 [19:47] <vampmire> brb
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#3508 [19:48] <BlackScreen> Who can help?
#3509 [19:48] <comicbulldog1> me
#3510 [19:48] <fault> ??> BlackScreen ask
#3511 [19:48] <VoxelHead> BlackScreen: (ask) Don't ask to ask or just say "I need help" - just ask your question or state what you need help with, and be as specific as possible.
#3512 [19:48] <VoxelHead> BlackScreen: (ask) If you are unsure if the question is appropriate, just ask it and you will be informed if it is not.
#3513 [19:49] <BlackScreen> I keep getting a black screen whenever I try to run game.
#3514 [19:49] <comicbulldog1> i downloaded minecraft, but everytime i try to open it it says "could not create virtual java machine"
#3515 [19:49] <comicbulldog1> and i followed faults instructions and it still does the same thin
#3516 [19:49] <fault> ??< index
#3517 [19:49] <comicbulldog1> *thing
#3518 [19:49] <comicbulldog1> fault r u still here?
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#3522 [19:50] <fault> yes
#3523 [19:50] <BlackScreen> VoxelHead do you have an awnser?
#3524 [19:50] <comicbulldog1> what do i do now?
#3525 [19:50] <fault> ??> BlackScreen bot
#3526 [19:50] <VoxelHead> BlackScreen: (bot) I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#3527 [19:50] <mib_sex5ff> game wont download. says username or password are wrong. But there are correct. And what does user not premium mean
#3528 [19:50] <fault> ??< error/javacrash
#3529 [19:50] <stomper> Can someone tell me why when i try to download minecraft it gets stuck at 0% then crashes?
#3530 [19:50] <BlackScreen> oh...
#3531 [19:50] <Omega_Guardian> are cookies blocked?
#3532 [19:51] <comicbulldog1> helloooo?
#3533 [19:51] <fault> ??> comicbulldog1 win/reinst
#3534 [19:51] <VoxelHead> comicbulldog1: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3535 [19:51] <VoxelHead> comicbulldog1: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3536 [19:51] <fault> ?? patience
#3537 [19:51] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3538 [19:51] <BlackScreen> Why do I keep getting a black screen?
#3539 [19:51] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3540 [19:51] <|KiiClass|Janus|> mib_sex5ff: user not premium means you havent paid for minecraft. otherwise it means mojang hasnt revieved said payment yet
#3541 [19:51] <fault> BlackScreen: what opearting system are you using
#3542 [19:51] <fault> *operating
#3543 [19:51] <comicbulldog1> voxelhead what do you mean
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#3545 [19:51] <BlackScreen> win 7
#3546 [19:51] <fault> comicbulldog1: follow his instructions
#3547 [19:51] <fault> ??> BlackScreen win/reinst
#3548 [19:51] <VoxelHead> BlackScreen: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3549 [19:51] <VoxelHead> BlackScreen: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3550 [19:52] <fault> er, its
#3551 [19:52] <yoshi> i reinstalled minecraft on my comp and my world from the single player is gone
#3552 [19:52] <fault> VoxelHead is a bot
#3553 [19:52] <comicbulldog1> 'mkay...
#3554 [19:52] <yoshi> can i still get it?
#3555 [19:52] <BlackScreen> whats the saves directory?
#3556 [19:52] <fault> yoshi: look in your recycle bin
#3557 [19:52] <|KiiClass|Janus|> his, its... hers if you feel like compating VoxelHead with XP-tan :P
#3558 [19:52] <fault> BlackScreen: all your world files, if you have them
#3559 [19:52] <fault> /x/tan?
#3560 [19:52] <fault> kiiclass, your nick makes me want to choke a baby
#3561 [19:52] <|KiiClass|Janus|> fault: google OS-tans
#3562 [19:52] <fault> it's like you're in some sort of cs clan
#3563 [19:53] <comicbulldog1> i used to be able to play in browser, but not i cant do that either
#3564 [19:53] <comicbulldog1> *now
#3565 [19:53] <stomper> can someone help me?
#3566 [19:53] <fault> comicbulldog1: follow voxel's instructions to reinstall minecraft's files
#3567 [19:53] <|KiiClass|Janus|> fault: ~.~
#3568 [19:53] <fault> stomper, ask
#3569 [19:53] <stomper> i did
#3570 [19:53] <yoshi> there are no other minecraft files on my comp
#3571 [19:53] <comicbulldog1> it never gave me any
#3572 [19:53] <yoshi> did i lose the single player world?
#3573 [19:53] <fault> stomper: tell us what the problem you are having
#3574 [19:53] <fault> ??> yoshi lostworld
#3575 [19:53] <VoxelHead> yoshi: (lostworld) If a power failure or other event has caused your world to no longer appear in the list, try loading your world in a map editor such as MCEdit, and resaving it. That may correct the corruption and allow you to resume use of your saved world.
#3576 [19:54] <stomper> i am trying to download minecraft and it gets stuck at 0% everytime
#3577 [19:54] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: *scrolls back* update java first. then try updating video drivers
#3578 [19:54] <BlackScreen> Yay it worked! thanks guys
#3579 [19:54] <fault> stomper: download java from http://www.java.com/
#3580 [19:54] <fault> no problem
#3581 [19:54] <fault> and install it
#3582 [19:54] <stomper> I have java
#3583 [19:54] <stomper> and it is updated
#3584 [19:54] <BlackScreen> what happened to my texture packs and mods?
#3585 [19:55] <stomper> I was recently trying to install a mod
#3586 [19:55] <BlackScreen> oh theyre in the bin folder...
#3587 [19:55] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: ...
#3588 [19:55] <fault> stomper: Allow java through your firewall
#3589 [19:55] <fault> ?? mods
#3590 [19:55] <|KiiClass|Janus|> ??> stomper causality
#3591 [19:55] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3592 [19:55] <stomper> i did
#3593 [19:55] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3594 [19:55] <VoxelHead> stomper: (causality) If, as soon as you changed something (like, say, adding a mod or texture pack), everything goes pear-shaped and no longer works, it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to posit that the recent change was the probable cause of the problems.
#3595 [19:55] <VoxelHead> stomper: (causality) Undo what you did that broke everything. That may unbreak things. See also win/reinst mac/reinst or linux/reinst, depending on your OS.
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#3597 [19:55] <fault> BlackScreen: they're what was probably causing the black screen, you should be able to safely recover the texture packs though
#3598 [19:55] <|KiiClass|Janus|> ??> stomper win/reinst
#3599 [19:55] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3600 [19:55] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3601 [19:55] * |KiiClass|Janus| sees wall of vox-text :P
#3601 [19:55] <mr_trousers> people every time a install a mod it crashes my game
#3602 [19:56] <yoshi> is it possible to play a single player world on another comp if i log in there?
#3603 [19:56] <stomper> voxelhead thats what i'm trying to do
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#3605 [19:56] <fault> ??> mr_trousers mods
#3606 [19:56] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3607 [19:56] <VoxelHead> mr_trousers: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3608 [19:56] <stomper> and i can't download it
#3609 [19:56] <vampmie> hi
#3610 [19:56] <mr_trousers> even without meta-inf files
#3611 [19:56] <fault> yoshi, no
#3612 [19:56] <BlackScreen> thank you much
#3613 [19:56] <fault> World files are stored on your computer, in .minecraft/saves
#3614 [19:57] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: did you just forceupdate or did you delete everything?
#3615 [19:57] <vampmie> it is still laggny i was thinking to upgrade my ram do u think that will hepl
#3616 [19:57] <stomper> I deleted everything
#3617 [19:57] <vampmie> *help
#3618 [19:58] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: see if the web-client well redownload. http://www.minecraft.net/game/
#3619 [19:58] <comicbulldog1> it did not work again fault / voxelhead
#3620 [19:58] <stomper> What do you mean?
#3621 [19:58] <stomper> no that does not work
#3622 [19:58] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: go to the website. see if it downloads that way
#3623 [19:59] <stomper> it has the same problem
#3624 [19:59] <fault> vampire: no, your computer's overall specs are too poor.
#3625 [19:59] <vampmie> ok
#3626 [19:59] <comicbulldog1> hello?
#3627 [20:00] <fault> ?? dont/bother
#3628 [20:00] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3629 [20:00] <vampmie> should i buy a new cp or up grade wicth is going to cost me least
#3630 [20:00] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: try redownloading the client. otherwise try updating your video drivers
#3631 [20:01] <fault> vampmie: you're not going to be able to upgrade your laptop beyond the ram.
#3632 [20:01] <stomper> Redownloading the client. As in the .exe file?
#3633 [20:01] <|KiiClass|Janus|> stomper: yes.
#3634 [20:01] <stomper> i did that
#3635 [20:01] <fault> well, did it fix it?
#3636 [20:01] <|KiiClass|Janus|> ok.. class resuming *afks*
#3637 [20:01] <stomper> No.
#3638 [20:01] <vampmie> i was told that my labtop was upgradable
#3639 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> And you believed whoever told you this?
#3640 [20:02] <fault> DopeGhoti :V
#3641 [20:02] <vampmie> ya he is a cp tech
#3642 [20:02] <fault> well turn him in
#3643 [20:02] <vampmie> lol
#3644 [20:02] <DopeGhoti> Tech? Or salesmonkey?
#3645 [20:03] <fault> DopeGhoti: it's a toshiba shitbox with integrated graphics
#3646 [20:03] <vampmie> bouth
#3647 [20:03] <DopeGhoti> I am DopeGhoti's lack of surprise.
#3648 [20:03] <fault> I am skeleton jelly.
#3649 [20:04] <fault> My brains are made of
#3650 [20:04] <fault> tiny animals
#3651 [20:04] <stomper> http://i.imgur.com/Are2B.png This is the problem i am having
#3652 [20:04] <fault> ??> stomper win/dns
#3653 [20:04] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dns) To clear your DNS cache on Windows, you need to open a Command Prompt(cmd) window as Administrator (if using 7/Vista)
#3654 [20:04] <VoxelHead> stomper: (win/dns) In this window, you type "ipconfig /flushdns" (without the quotes) and press enter.
#3655 [20:04] <AG_Scott> what is a cp tech?
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#3657 [20:05] <fault> cheese pizza technician
#3658 [20:05] <vampmie> ok what should get any thought
#3659 [20:05] <vampmie> lol
#3660 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> they do the technical work on capture points
#3661 [20:05] <fault> that's a ctf tech, rite
#3662 [20:05] <fault> oh, nevermind
#3663 [20:05] <DopeGhoti> fault: no, that's an engineer (:
#3664 [20:05] <AG_Scott> CP only means 1 thing on the internet and it made no sense.
#3665 [20:05] <fault> AG_Scott: he's an expert in it, obviously
#3666 [20:06] <stomper> Fault: I tried your suggestion but with no result
#3667 [20:06] <fault> stomper: i'm guessing it's a problem with your connection
#3668 [20:06] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> ehm, i'm here again... i've comparised the maps generate with seed -1061413487 but they are different. at the same cordinates these maps are very different
#3669 [20:06] <comicbulldog1> Fault: I tried your suggestion but with no result
#3670 [20:07] <ajeje[8475WT]^887b^> so or the cordinates are wrong or this is a bug... :O
#3671 [20:07] <fault> comicbulldog1, yes, that is what stomper said
#3672 [20:07] <McPlusPlus> [NotchBlog] You know what's fun? (Anonymous) - http://is.gd/mSIBSE
#3673 [20:07] <fault> ask someone else, it would appear that there are other people on
#3674 [20:07] <fault> ?? patience
#3675 [20:07] <VoxelHead> patience: Please be patient when waiting for a response. Many of the helpers here are helping in their free time at school or work, and often get called away.
#3676 [20:07] <VoxelHead> patience: In short, your supplications will be answered, in the order in which they are received. See also ?? attitude.
#3677 [20:07] <stomper> Fault are you talking to me?
#3678 [20:08] <fault> I could be talking to *anyone*
#3679 [20:08] <fault> just restate your question and wait for someone to help you
#3680 [20:08] <fault> i need to go do shit
#3681 [20:08] <fault> ?? attitude
#3682 [20:08] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3683 [20:08] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3684 [20:08] <morton> bad video card drivers minecraft was unable to start becouse it failed to find openGL mode
#3685 [20:09] <fault> ??> morton gpu/update
#3686 [20:09] <VoxelHead> morton: (gpu/update) You probably need to update your video drivers. See gpu/amd, gpu/intel, or gpu/nvidia for links to their respective driver download pages.
#3687 [20:10] <morton> whats gpu/amd
#3688 [20:10] <vampmie> ok what should get any thought that wont run me a arm and a lage
#3689 [20:10] <stomper> I am having a problem Updating my game. I recently tried to install a mod which broke my game. I deleted my .minecraft and now when i try and redownload it. It won't download. please help? http://i.imgur.com/Are2B.png
#3690 [20:10] <vampmie> *lag
#3691 [20:12] <morton> hello
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#3696 [20:14] <morton> anyone there
#3697 [20:15] <morton> hi
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#3699 [20:16] <morton> can any one help
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#3701 [20:16] <DopeGhoti> Not if you rely on our telepathy.
#3702 [20:16] <morton> bad video card drivers minecraft was unable to start becouse it failed to find openGL mode
#3703 [20:17] <|KiiClass|Janus|> ??> morton win/dxdiag
#3704 [20:17] <VoxelHead> morton: (win/dxdiag) Press the Win+R keys, and type "dxdiag" (no quotes) in the box. Press enter. If prompted about verifying WHQL, select Yes. Once it has finished loading, click the "Save All Information" button and save it to your desktop.
#3705 [20:17] <VoxelHead> morton: (win/dxdiag) Open the file you just saved, and copy the contents. Paste them on http://pastebin.com/ and click Submit. Then, copy the link you are sent to, and paste it in the IRC channel.
#3706 [20:17] * |KiiClass|Janus| sneaks by teacher :P
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#3707 [20:18] <mib_dgy1qq> hello
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#3710 [20:18] <bugweiser> So I have this little problem, when I attempt to run the .exe after downloading it off the site I get this message: "The registry refers to a nonexistent Java Runtime Environment installation or the runtime is corrupted. The system cannot find the file specified." I've never seen an error message like this before, anyone have some helpful advice or tips?
#3711 [20:18] <mib_dgy1qq> i need help makeing a servers
#3712 [20:18] <mib_dgy1qq> server
#3713 [20:19] <Johouse> I need help with my video drivers
#3714 [20:19] <morton> fault told me to do that yester day and he quit i already did that much
#3715 [20:19] <|KiiClass|Janus|> morton: if you updated video drivers and still get that, then your computer cant support it... and teacher talking again
#3716 [20:20] * |KiiClass|Janus| afks
#3716 [20:20] <morton> so i cant play it ever on this computer
#3717 [20:20] <fault|away> someone give mib_dgy1qq the server setup link from the wiki
#3718 [20:20] <Johouse> ...brilliant
#3719 [20:20] <mib_dgy1qq> nooo
#3720 [20:20] <fault|away> yes, go play with legos or something
#3721 [20:21] <mib_dgy1qq> can soeone just explain it to me step by step
#3722 [20:21] <mib_dgy1qq> someone
#3723 [20:21] <fault|away> mib_dgy1qq: the wiki explains it step by step
#3724 [20:21] <mib_dgy1qq> can u plz
#3725 [20:21] <fault|away> read the wiki
#3726 [20:21] <mib_dgy1qq> i dont like doing it from wiki its easier when someone is explaining it
#3727 [20:22] <fault|away> mib_dgy1qq: it's pretty much the same thing, they're just not explaining it just to you.
#3728 [20:22] <fault|away> which saves a lot of peoples' time
#3729 [20:23] <mib_dgy1qq> yes but can u please
#3730 [20:23] <rf`> learn some self reliance
#3731 [20:23] <rf`> you've been handed the tools to solve your problem
#3732 [20:23] <rf`> learn some english, and get crackin'
#3733 [20:23] <fault|away> ?? dont/bother
#3734 [20:23] <VoxelHead> dont/bother: If you aren't going to listen to the advice from the volunteers here, don't ask for it in the first place.
#3735 [20:23] <mib_dgy1qq> i see
#3736 [20:23] <ajeje[8475WT]^756p^> mib_dgy1qq: or have a look on youtube. I made my server this morning with a videotutorial
#3737 [20:24] <mib_dgy1qq> Oh what was it called?
#3738 [20:24] <bugweiser> I take it no one here is familiar with the issue I'm having?
#3739 [20:24] <ajeje[8475WT]^756p^> ehm.. it was in italian... so you won't undestand anything
#3740 [20:24] <fault|away> bugweiser: what issue, we can't read your mind
#3741 [20:24] <mib_dgy1qq> tht helps
#3742 [20:25] <bugweiser> Scroll up
#3743 [20:25] <fault|away> ?? telepathy
#3744 [20:25] <VoxelHead> telepathy: We are not telepathic, we cannot determine through divination what your problem is, we can be of no use to you unless you describe to us, in detail, exactly what problem you are having.
#3745 [20:25] <mib_dgy1qq> so no one wants to do it step by step?
#3746 [20:25] <fault|away> i don't have enough time to scroll up
#3747 [20:25] <ajeje[8475WT]^756p^> however if you type: "how to minecraft server" it will give you a lot of results
#3748 [20:25] <fault|away> oh, found it
#3749 [20:25] <fault|away> install java, bugweiser
#3750 [20:25] <fault|away> how does i shot minecraft server?
#3751 [20:26] <mib_dgy1qq> yeah...
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#3753 [20:29] <Johouse> I wasted £13
#3754 [20:30] <fault|away> congrats, here's a medal
#3755 [20:30] <fault|away> *
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#3758 [20:31] <kermit> i needs some help with sumthing
#3759 [20:31] <fault|away> ask google
#3760 [20:31] <gPad2002> kermit: What is this sumthing that you needs help with?
#3761 [20:31] <gPad2002> fault|away: Shush
#3762 [20:32] <kermit> my character and the mobs move way too fast and idk how to fix it
#3763 [20:32] <kermit> on minecraft lol
#3764 [20:32] <gPad2002> ...this is new..
#3765 [20:32] <fault|away> maybe you should buy a slower computer
#3766 [20:32] <fault|away> that should fix it
#3767 [20:32] <Johouse> LOL
#3768 [20:32] <kermit> this ones already slow enough lol
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#3771 [20:33] <fault|away> is it a 286?
#3772 [20:33] <fault|away> get a pentium with a slower clock speed
#3773 [20:33] <kermit> mmmk lol.. i can restart the comp and itll run fine for a while then it speeds back up again lol
#3774 [20:34] <obi_wan> hello?
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#3778 [20:40] <stomper> I am having a problem Updating my game. I recently tried to install a mod which broke my game. I deleted my .minecraft and now when i try and redownload it. It won't download. please help? http://i.imgur.com/Are2B.png
#3779 [20:41] <Omega_Guardian> could be the Minecraft site/server is down. It happens
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#3781 [20:42] <stomper> my friend did the same but he could download it?
#3782 [20:42] <fault|maybeaway> !isdown
#3783 [20:42] <GreyBot> fault|maybeaway: It's just you. http://www.minecraft.net is up.
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#3785 [20:42] <obi_wan> gernald?
#3786 [20:43] <obi_wan> any one who helps install m o d s here?
#3787 [20:44] <obi_wan> erm any one here at all?
#3788 [20:44] <fault|maybeaway> ?? mods
#3789 [20:44] <VoxelHead> mods: This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3790 [20:44] <VoxelHead> mods: You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3791 [20:44] <fault|maybeaway> look at the link, there are clear instructions there
#3792 [20:45] <obi_wan> #Risucraft wont help they dont listen
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#3794 [20:45] <gartral> TheNytangel: why did you restart?
#3795 [20:45] <obi_wan> bukkit wont help with singalplayers
#3796 [20:45] <TheNytangel> gartral, because I need to
#3797 [20:45] <obi_wan> there was a guy helping me here last night
#3798 [20:45] <fault|maybeaway> obi_wan because bukkit isn't singleplayer
#3799 [20:45] <obi_wan> he here?
#3800 [20:45] <obi_wan> exactilly
#3801 [20:46] <fault|maybeaway> READ THIS, /CHAT http://tiny.cc/modinstall
#3802 [20:46] <obi_wan> fine brb
#3803 [20:46] <obi_wan> back froze loading
#3804 [20:46] <gartral> TheNytangel: tell Aegis i'm not mad, but he should ask if someone wants they're builds "helped with"
#3805 [20:46] <fault|maybeaway> oh wow, well done
#3806 [20:47] <fault|maybeaway> PROTIP: don't use internet explorer
#3807 [20:47] <obi_wan> firefox
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#3809 [20:47] <TheSupremeAsian> hi
#3810 [20:47] <TheSupremeAsian> please help
#3811 [20:47] <obi_wan> haveing minor probs right now
#3812 [20:47] <TheSupremeAsian> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html>
#3813 [20:47] <fault|maybeaway> ??> TheSupremeAsian
#3814 [20:47] <TheSupremeAsian> that thing -^
#3815 [20:47] <TheSupremeAsian> >.<
#3816 [20:48] <TheSupremeAsian> and now i can't connect
#3817 [20:48] <obi_wan> gartral
#3818 [20:48] <fault|maybeaway> Make sure you're connected to the web.
#3819 [20:48] <obi_wan> were u here last n
#3820 [20:48] <fault|maybeaway> You've dialed up already?
#3821 [20:48] <obi_wan> nigh5t
#3822 [20:48] <fault|maybeaway> Is your modem broken?
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#3824 [20:48] <obi_wan> no storm
#3825 [20:49] <obi_wan> lines r above ground so
#3826 [20:49] <fault|maybeaway> 56k is awful slow, I've been thinking of getting DSL, but it's damn expensive
#3827 [20:49] <gartral> obi_wan: what?
#3828 [20:49] <obi_wan> i need MOD HELP! Please
#3829 [20:50] <gartral> fault|maybeaway: where are you?
#3830 [20:50] <obi_wan> gartral were u here last night?
#3831 [20:50] <gartral> obi_wan: no
#3832 [20:50] <obi_wan> ahhhk
#3833 [20:50] <fault|maybeaway> gartral: Sarcasm City, Amurrica
#3834 [20:50] <obi_wan> ahh ok
#3835 [20:50] <gartral> i may have been online, but asleep
#3836 [20:50] <obi_wan> can anyone help me instal 1 or 2 mods?
#3837 [20:51] <obi_wan> i cant get help anywhere
#3838 [20:51] <fault|maybeaway> obi_wan: follow the instructions
#3839 [20:51] <fault|maybeaway> they're not that hard, we can't fix stupid
#3840 [20:51] <obi_wan> i do never works :(
#3841 [20:51] <fault|maybeaway> It might be a mod incompatibility problem
#3842 [20:52] <obi_wan> erm then it would crash
#3843 [20:52] <obi_wan> or black screen
#3844 [20:52] <fault|maybeaway> well, what does it do then? nothing?
#3845 [20:52] <obi_wan> i cant figure mine out
#3846 [20:52] <obi_wan> nothing
#3847 [20:52] <obi_wan> it dosent work
#3848 [20:52] <fault|maybeaway> get modloader or whatever it says IN THE INSTRUCTIONS
#3849 [20:52] <obi_wan> have it
#3850 [20:52] <obi_wan> and adio
#3851 [20:52] <obi_wan> and that other thing
#3852 [20:53] <obi_wan> theres two mods i want that i cant figure out
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#3854 [20:54] <obi_wan> please someone help me?!
#3855 [20:54] <ThGokua> I need help
#3856 [20:54] <ThGokua> ... Wow.
#3857 [20:54] <ThGokua> I'm having problems
#3858 [20:54] <ThGokua> I bought the game but.
#3859 [20:54] <ThGokua> It won't let me play it.
#3860 [20:54] <ThGokua> I think you have a premium account once you buy it
#3861 [20:54] <ThGokua> Right?
#3862 [20:55] <fault|maybeaway> yeah, wait a bit for the payment to go through
#3863 [20:55] <fault|maybeaway> it might take anywhere from a few hours to a few days
#3864 [20:55] <ThGokua> I bought it two or three days ago.
#3865 [20:55] <fault|maybeaway> ?? payment
#3866 [20:55] <VoxelHead> payment: Mojang doesn't process money directly from payments made. They accept payment made through a third-party institution like Moneybookers or Paypal. Once Mojang gets receipt of payment through those sites, your account will be credited with premium status. This process has been known to take a few hours. Be patient.
#3867 [20:55] <VoxelHead> payment: If it has been more than a few days, please contact Mojang through
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#3869 [20:56] <obi_wan> gartral can u help me?
#3870 [20:56] <ThGokua> I used Visa.
#3871 [20:56] <ThGokua> A visa card.
#3872 [20:56] <ThGokua> Thingy.
#3873 [20:56] <ThGokua> Gotta go soon anyway....
#3874 [20:56] <ThGokua> Meh.
#3875 [20:56] <ThGokua> Bye.
#3876 [20:56] <obi_wan> bye!
#3877 [20:56] <obi_wan> :(
#3878 [20:56] <fault|maybeaway> obi_wan stop bothering him/her, he/she might busy
#3879 [20:56] <obi_wan> anyone here that will help me?
#3880 [20:57] <Omega_Guardian> I can try
#3881 [20:57] <obi_wan> thank you
#3882 [20:57] <obi_wan> im trying to install 1 morecreaturs
#3883 [20:57] <obi_wan> dont get how
#3884 [20:58] <swfanakin> getting fatal error occured while loading applet message, any ideas how to fix?
#3885 [20:58] <fault|maybeaway> swfanakin: reinstall java
#3886 [20:58] <obi_wan> omega do we need to usr team thats what everyone tells me
#3887 [20:58] <obi_wan> ?
#3888 [20:59] <fault|maybeaway> teamviewer?
#3889 [20:59] <swfanakin> tried updating java still getting same error
#3890 [20:59] <obi_wan> ??> teamviewer
#3891 [20:59] <fault|maybeaway> ?? teamviewer
#3892 [20:59] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3893 [20:59] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3894 [20:59] <obi_wan> yes that
#3895 [20:59] <obi_wan> i have it so
#3896 [20:59] <obi_wan> ..
#3897 [20:59] <fault|maybeaway> swfanakin: what operating system are you using?
#3898 [21:00] <swfanakin> windows vista
#3899 [21:00] <obi_wan> if u need that tell me omega
#3900 [21:00] <fault|maybeaway> ??> swfanakin win/reinst
#3901 [21:00] <VoxelHead> swfanakin: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#3902 [21:00] <VoxelHead> swfanakin: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#3903 [21:00] <swfanakin> awesome, will give it a try, thanks
#3904 [21:01] <obi_wan> Omega_Guardian isnt here is he?
#3905 [21:01] <Omega_Guardian> I'm here. was busy for a minute
#3906 [21:01] <obi_wan> oh
#3907 [21:01] <fault|maybeaway> ?? attitude
#3908 [21:01] <VoxelHead> attitude: The people in #MineCraftHelp offering assistance have no affiliation with Mojang, and are volunteering their time. Please treat them, and #MineCraftHelp, with respect.
#3909 [21:01] <VoxelHead> attitude: In short, the more of a jerk you are, the lower-priority your questions will be. We are not the Mojang complaint department.
#3910 [21:02] <Omega_Guardian> never heard of teamviewer
#3911 [21:02] <obi_wan> ?? teamviewer
#3912 [21:02] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer is remote access software, which enables other people to, with your permission, access your computer remotely and attempt to perform troubleshooting and diagnostics.
#3913 [21:02] <fault|maybeaway> Omega_Guardian it's screensharing software
#3914 [21:02] <VoxelHead> teamviewer: Teamviewer's website is here: http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx
#3915 [21:02] <fault|maybeaway> Omega_Guardian: just let him suffer
#3916 [21:02] <obi_wan> download it if u want to.....
#3917 [21:02] <fault|maybeaway> he'll know what it's like to be deprived
#3918 [21:02] <fault|maybeaway> (of mods)
#3919 [21:02] <obi_wan> i no care iv been for days
#3920 [21:02] <fault|maybeaway> you poor soul
#3921 [21:03] <Omega_Guardian> I'll stay away from remote access stuff. I'm moderate security conscious dude
#3922 [21:03] <obi_wan> havent gotten help anywhere
#3923 [21:03] <obi_wan> kk
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#3925 [21:03] <fault|maybeaway> Omega_Guardian: it's you accessing his computer
#3926 [21:03] <fault|maybeaway> not that huge of a deal
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#3928 [21:04] <obi_wan> *sigh*
#3929 [21:04] <obi_wan> i cant get help anywhere
#3930 [21:04] <obi_wan> *sad face*
#3931 [21:04] <obi_wan> :(
#3932 [21:04] <Omega_Guardian> Google probably has answer to 99.9% of problems
#3933 [21:05] <obi_wan> tryed
#3934 [21:05] <obi_wan> google dosent like me
#3935 [21:05] <fault|maybeaway> google loves you
#3936 [21:05] <fault|maybeaway> ----r information
#3937 [21:05] <obi_wan> i wish
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#3939 [21:06] <obi_wan> erm..
#3940 [21:07] <obi_wan> i wish someone would help me D:
#3941 [21:07] <obi_wan> :(
#3942 [21:07] <fault|maybeaway> that'd be great, wouldn't it? then we wouldn't have this guy in this channel whining and whining for help
#3943 [21:07] <TheSupremeAsian> Hey fault
#3944 [21:08] <TheSupremeAsian> Sorry about AFK
#3945 [21:08] <TheSupremeAsian> Im' back
#3946 [21:08] <obi_wan> (muteing mentaly)
#3947 [21:08] <obi_wan> (fault muted)
#3948 [21:08] <TheSupremeAsian> Somebody else here to help? :D
#3949 [21:08] <fault|afk> (muting physically)
#3950 [21:08] <obi_wan> i need help no one is though :(
#3951 [21:08] <TheSupremeAsian> It won't let me connect to minecraft.net (and yes my computer is perfectly fine)
#3952 [21:08] <TheSupremeAsian> And internet
#3953 [21:09] <obi_wan> id help if i knew how
#3954 [21:09] <TheSupremeAsian> lol thx anyway
#3955 [21:09] <obi_wan> sorry
#3956 [21:09] <TheSupremeAsian> its okay
#3957 [21:09] <obi_wan> hey can u help me???
#3958 [21:09] <TheSupremeAsian> okay i can try
#3959 [21:09] <obi_wan> i want to install more creaturs
#3960 [21:09] <DopeGhoti> ??> obi_wan mods
#3961 [21:09] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#3962 [21:09] <VoxelHead> obi_wan: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#3963 [21:09] <obi_wan> but i cant figure out how the H*** to
#3964 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> ookay
#3965 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> you will need to probably download 4 things
#3966 [21:10] <obi_wan> those places wont help
#3967 [21:10] <obi_wan> have probs
#3968 [21:10] <DopeGhoti> what part of "This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods." don't you understand?
#3969 [21:10] <oldtopman> obi_wan: They usually don't help people with hacked clients
#3970 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> okay i wont help
#3971 [21:10] <obi_wan> im not a hacked
#3972 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> sorry obi wan
#3973 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> id help you but apparently
#3974 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> we cant help here
#3975 [21:10] <TheSupremeAsian> Dope can you help me? :D
#3976 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> Or Voxel?
#3977 [21:11] <obi_wan> *sigh*
#3978 [21:11] <DopeGhoti> what with, sir or ma'am or other?
#3979 [21:11] <oldtopman> obi_wan: What hapenned when you were scoutyxx all those moths ago >.> Did you just copy someone's premium account?
#3980 [21:11] <obi_wan> no one ever helps
#3981 [21:11] <obi_wan> ?!
#3982 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> Okay I can't see to log in to minecraft through the launcher
#3983 [21:11] <obi_wan> WHAT!!!?
#3984 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> Minecraft.net works fine
#3985 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> But the launcher won;t
#3986 [21:11] <obi_wan> i made my account
#3987 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> I just deleted my entire .minecraft to see if I can re-download it
#3988 [21:11] <DopeGhoti> ??> TheSupremeAsian win/profile
#3989 [21:11] <VoxelHead> TheSupremeAsian: (win/profile) It may be helpful to isolate whether this is a problem with your user account, or with your system as a whole.
#3990 [21:11] <TheNytangel> gartral, bored
#3991 [21:11] <TheSupremeAsian> But it still won't let me
#3992 [21:11] <VoxelHead> TheSupremeAsian: (win/profile) Please create a new user profile (a computer user, not a new Minecraft account), log in as that user, and try Minecraft from there. If it works, there's something on your profile that's breaking Java or Minecraft. If not, there's something amiss with your system as a whole.
#3993 [21:12] <oldtopman> obi_wan: nvm
#3994 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> Okay let me check
#3995 [21:12] <obi_wan> oldtop WTH r u saying?
#3996 [21:12] <obi_wan> ok
#3997 [21:12] <obi_wan> .,.,.,.,.,
#3998 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> Oh Voxel
#3999 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> if this helps where the updates are suppose to be
#4000 [21:12] <obi_wan> hes a bot
#4001 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> I'm getting this
#4002 [21:12] <oldtopman> ?? bot
#4003 [21:12] <VoxelHead> bot: I am sometimes a bot, but sometimes a sock-puppet.
#4004 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> oh >.<
#4005 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> <html><body><font color="#808080"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><center>Failed to update news<br>java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect</center></font></body></html>
#4006 [21:12] <TheSupremeAsian> thats there where the
#4007 [21:12] <obi_wan> thats a predone fraze
#4008 [21:13] <TheSupremeAsian> updates are suppose to be
#4009 [21:13] <obi_wan> WHERE CAN I GET MOD H?ELP?! BESIDES #RISUCRAFT?!
#4010 [21:14] <DopeGhoti> obi_wan: #mcmods
#4011 [21:14] <obi_wan> ok brb
#4012 [21:14] <obi_wan> #sigh
#4013 [21:14] <DopeGhoti> or alternatively #selfentitledkids
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#4016 [21:14] <obi_wan> im the only one in both of those
#4017 [21:15] <obi_wan> please someone here help me?/
#4018 [21:15] <obi_wan> iv been looking for help for days weeks even
#4019 [21:15] <morton> Attempted to download equivalent echange mod, game crashed. Help?
#4020 [21:15] <DopeGhoti> ??> morton mods
#4021 [21:15] <VoxelHead> morton: (mods) This channel is not a venue for support with third-party mods. For assistance with Bukkit, check #Bukkit.
#4022 [21:15] <VoxelHead> morton: (mods) You will find a lot of information here: http://tiny.cc/modinstall Also, for further assistance with many other mods, check #risucraft - mod help here is more likely once the official API is revealed.
#4023 [21:16] <obi_wan> they dont help :(
#4024 [21:16] <obi_wan> dont go
#4025 [21:16] <obi_wan> iv been to both
#4026 [21:17] <obi_wan> anyone here able to help me?
#4027 [21:17] <TheSupremeAsian> Okay Mr. Somebody
#4028 [21:17] <obi_wan> #SIGH
#4029 [21:17] <obi_wan> #NO ONE HELPS ME EVER!
#4030 [21:17] <TheSupremeAsian> It just says "Can't connect to minecraft.net"
#4031 [21:18] <TheSupremeAsian> When I try to login on Guest
#4032 [21:18] <TheSupremeAsian> So this means it's my computer as a whole?
#4033 [21:18] <TheSupremeAsian> Cause it worked perfectly fine this morning.
#4034 [21:18] <TheSupremeAsian> And I didn't do anything.
#4035 [21:18] <obi_wan> i feel sad *face*
#4036 [21:18] <DopeGhoti> TheSupremeAsian: Did you create a new, pristine user profile, or use one that was already there?
#4037 [21:19] <oldtopman> obi_wan: Do you have another question?
#4038 [21:19] <obi_wan> BLARG+!
#4039 [21:19] <TheSupremeAsian> Dope I just turned Guest on
#4040 [21:19] <TheSupremeAsian> I have never used Guest on my computer
#4041 [21:19] <TheSupremeAsian> Nor has anybody else
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#4044 [21:20] <DopeGhoti> TheSupremeAsian: Take a look at the Java control panel; make certain you've not disabled Java's ability to use the internet conneciton
#4045 [21:20] <DopeGhoti> I will assist further once I get home, thence I depart for, forthwith.
#4046 [21:20] <obi_wan> i wish someone would help me i just need help installing 2 mods
#4047 [21:20] <TheSupremeAsian> How can I do that? I'm noob sorry.
#4048 [21:20] <oldtopman> obi_wan: Do not ask about mods again.
#4049 [21:20] <TheSupremeAsian> Obi wan try going to #mcmods
#4050 [21:21] * VoxelHead kicked obi_wan from #minecrafthelp (Reason: Once again, this is not a venue for mod support.)
#4051 [21:21] <oldtopman> DopeGhoti: I wanted to kick him :(
#4052 [21:21] <TheSupremeAsian> Yay he
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#4054 [21:21] <TheSupremeAsian> is s not spamming anymore!
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#4056 [21:21] * oldtopman sets kban on obi_wan
#4056 [21:22] <Dewey> game continually freezes - not sure what else to try
#4057 [21:22] <Dewey> Any help is appreciated
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#4059 [21:22] <Chris> I get multiple errors when trying to play online, one being "connection timed out" I dont know if its my shitty college internet. or the seerver.. but the server works for my friend
#4060 [21:22] <wjgrwegkbcjrewcf> rello/
#4061 [21:22] <TheSupremeAsian> It's you internet sir.
#4062 [21:22] <TheSupremeAsian> Chris
#4063 [21:22] <wjgrwegkbcjrewcf> brb
#4064 [21:22] <Chris> should I try to update drivers? or just go buy an ethernet?
#4065 [21:23] <TheSupremeAsian> Umm it depends
#4066 [21:23] <TheSupremeAsian> How good is your computer?
#4067 [21:23] <TheSupremeAsian> I mean internet
#4068 [21:23] <Chris> its a HP Pavillion dv6 Quad Core integraed 4520 video card
#4069 [21:24] <Chris> oh internet... eh its sketchy. trying to draw wifi in a dorm with 400 people
#4070 [21:24] <TheSupremeAsian> >.<
#4071 [21:24] <TheSupremeAsian> well im a noob at all this stuff but
#4072 [21:24] <TheSupremeAsian> probably the fact ur on the internet with 400 other people
#4073 [21:25] <Chris> Damn this college.... ha. okay well ill try the ethernet - id get a more stable connection. thanks tho
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#4075 [21:26] <bletch> I just purchased the game mindcraft and downloaded it but nothing happens. i can click on it in my downloads but nothing happens. what could i have done wrong?
#4076 [21:26] <TheSupremeAsian> bletch
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#4078 [21:27] <TheSupremeAsian> Did you press run?
#4079 [21:27] <pitman123> hey cant play minecraft on computer need help
#4080 [21:27] <bletch> i can't it is greyed out
#4081 [21:28] <pitman123> can i get some help
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#4089 [21:59] <squiggy> hello my minecraft isnt working it just says cant play offline need to download
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#4091 [22:10] <Thevlogit> My minecraft keeps crashing because java isnt using enough memory any help?
#4092 [22:11] <oldtopman> Thevlogit: How much RAM do you have installed in your computer?
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#4094 [22:13] <morton> i tryed setting up minecraft classic and it said fatal error 1 kept me from playing
#4095 [22:14] <Thevlogit> 8 Gigs of RAM
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#4097 [22:24] <XxXuriXxX12> Hola. Yo sigo con mi problema con mi minecraft que no puedo jugar desde el .exe pero si de internet
#4098 [22:24] <XxXuriXxX12> Hello. I continue with my problem with my Minecraft I can not play from. Exe but if Internet
#4099 [22:24] <XxXuriXxX12> Hello. I continue with my problem with my Minecraft I can not play from internet but if exe
#4100 [22:25] <XxXuriXxX12> Holaaaaa.
#4101 [22:26] <XxXuriXxX12> holaaaa
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#4103 [22:34] <Pwnage> hi
#4104 [22:34] <Pwnage> will someone test my server for me pls?
#4105 [22:34] <Pwnage> hello
#4106 [22:35] <Pwnage> i need help with something
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#4109 [22:41] <minelover1234> hello?
#4110 [22:42] <minelover1234> hello?
#4111 [22:45] <b0xxy> hi
#4112 [22:46] <minelover1234> ...
#4113 [22:47] <minelover1234> is this really the help site
#4114 [22:47] <minelover1234> ?
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#4117 [22:49] <mr_Ken> Hi i just put in musa in my texture pack and instead of coping it in i accedently placed it in and not that i tried to play it it wont let me in any screen not even the menu
#4118 [22:49] <mr_Ken> Misa i mean
#4119 [22:50] <minelover1234> hello
#4120 [22:50] <minelover1234> ?
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#4122 [22:50] <mr_Ken> how can i get rid of misa
#4123 [22:51] <minelover1234> i dont think any one is really here
#4124 [22:51] <minelover1234> besides you
#4125 [22:51] <mr_Ken> oh do you know enough to help
#4126 [22:53] <minelover1234> and me
#4127 [22:53] <minelover1234> no
#4128 [22:53] <minelover1234> i have a problem to
#4129 [22:53] <minelover1234> :(
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#4131 [22:54] <Windworker> I need help about the aethers
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#4133 [22:55] <minelover1234> can any one really help me?
#4134 [22:56] <Windworker> i need the link to the place where the aether helpers are
#4135 [22:56] <minelover1234> helloooooooo?
#4136 [22:56] <Windworker> Some One help
#4137 [22:57] <Windworker> I need help about the aether
#4138 [22:57] <minelover1234> I need help with the pixel format
#4139 [22:58] <Windworker> This is useless ?
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#4141 [22:59] <Windworker> No ones helping us
#4142 [23:00] <mib_lg6upa> what is this
#4143 [23:00] <mib_lg6upa> k
#4144 [23:00] <mib_lg6upa> does anyone know why my MC wont load
#4145 [23:00] <Windworker> Mib itz useless
#4146 [23:00] <Windworker> they wont reply to us
#4147 [23:00] <mib_lg6upa> wtf
#4148 [23:00] <Windworker> ......................
#4149 [23:01] <Windworker> D:
#4150 [23:01] <Windworker> LISTEN TO US D:
#4151 [23:01] <Windworker> srry caps
#4152 [23:01] <mib_lg6upa> haha
#4153 [23:01] <mib_lg6upa> take me to your leader
#4154 [23:01] <Windworker> oh fk it im out
#4155 [23:01] <minelover1234> i know they r not respo....
#4156 [23:02] <minelover1234> nvm
#4157 [23:02] <mib_lg6upa> damn it
#4158 [23:02] <minelover1234> ?
#4159 [23:02] <mib_lg6upa> this isnt helping at all
#4160 [23:02] <minelover1234> i know
#4161 [23:03] <mib_lg6upa> ..............
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#4163 [23:04] <mib_lg6upa> do you know why my minecraft wont load
#4164 [23:04] <mib_lg6upa> after i login the screen goes black
#4165 [23:05] <minelover1234> do you wait fir it
#4166 [23:05] <mib_lg6upa> yeah
#4167 [23:05] <minelover1234> ?
#4168 [23:05] <mib_lg6upa> have been for about an hour
#4169 [23:05] <minelover1234> oh
#4170 [23:05] <minelover1234> well inm not really the help but i know it usually takes a while
#4171 [23:06] <mib_lg6upa> it shouldnt take that long though
#4172 [23:07] <minelover1234> i know but i had to wait quite a while to
#4173 [23:07] <mib_lg6upa> redownload still same thing
#4174 [23:07] <minelover1234> oh
#4175 [23:08] <minelover1234> well i dont know
#4176 [23:08] <mib_lg6upa> it updates though
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#4178 [23:08] <mib_lg6upa> and goes black
#4179 [23:08] <minelover1234> i cant even play my minecraft either
#4180 [23:08] <minelover1234> have you tried putting more than 1 window at a time?
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#4184 [23:12] <guacamole> can someone help me?
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#4188 [23:27] * |Kiikun| wanders in and looks around
#4188 [23:29] <|Kiikun|> anyone still here need help? :P
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#4190 [23:37] <mib_yysu10> Hello?
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#4192 [23:37] <crysis> help
#4193 [23:37] <|Kiikun|> hi :P
#4194 [23:37] <mib_yysu10> I need some help with in game problems
#4195 [23:38] <|Kiikun|> explain your problems please :3
#4196 [23:38] <crysis> yeah i downloaded a texture pack now my game wont run
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#4198 [23:38] <crysis> just goes black screen
#4199 [23:38] <|Kiikun|> crysis: the texture pack is probably outdated or broken. delete it and minecraft shoudl run
#4200 [23:39] <crysis> i tried
#4201 [23:39] <mib_yysu10> I reformat my OS and installed minecraft, video cards are using the newest drivers, got both the 32 and 64 bits java but when I'm in game it flashes...
#4202 [23:39] <|Kiikun|> crysis: couldnt delete it?
#4203 [23:39] <crysis> yes i did and its still doing it
#4204 [23:40] <|Kiikun|> ??> crysis forceupdate
#4205 [23:40] <VoxelHead> crysis: (forceupdate) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4206 [23:40] <VoxelHead> crysis: (forceupdate) To do so, start Minecraft, press 'Options' (above the 'Login' button), Press 'Force update!', then press 'Done', and login to Minecraft.
#4207 [23:41] <crysis> did that too
#4208 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10: um... it flashes? like.. techo acid drip?
#4209 [23:41] <mib_yysu10> no quick white flashes and for like 30 secs I lost my ui
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#4211 [23:41] <mib_yysu10> but even right now it's on my other screen flashing randomly
#4212 [23:41] <|Kiikun|> crysis: if it was caused by a texture pack then deleting the texture pack shoudl have fixed it.
#4213 [23:42] <mib_yysu10> nothing was installed, it's just stand alone
#4214 [23:42] <crysis> hold on then
#4215 [23:42] <mib_yysu10> kk
#4216 [23:43] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10: um.. first time ive heard this problem. tried a forceupdate?
#4217 [23:43] <mib_yysu10> not yet give me a sec
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#4219 [23:44] <mib_yysu10> still doing it
#4220 [23:45] <crysis> mine isint working
#4221 [23:45] <iTreefish> mib_yysu10: does it happen constantly?
#4222 [23:45] <mib_yysu10> yes the whole time it's flashing all over
#4223 [23:46] <mib_yysu10> rnot the whole game turning white but random parts of it
#4224 [23:46] <mib_yysu10> all other games work just fine
#4225 [23:46] <iTreefish> I used to have a similar problem but it would only occur once in a while and a complete restart would remedy the problem--
#4226 [23:46] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10: wait.. chunks (areas of land) are going transparent?
#4227 [23:46] <iTreefish> Ok, well that's different then my experiences then
#4228 [23:46] <mib_yysu10> no flashing white
#4229 [23:47] <mib_yysu10> tbut yeah sometimes it's a random hill or water but many my ui and top of the screen
#4230 [23:47] <|Kiikun|> ??> crysis win/reinst
#4231 [23:47] <VoxelHead> crysis: (win/reinst) You may need to reinstall the locally installed files that Minecraft puts into place.
#4232 [23:47] <VoxelHead> crysis: (win/reinst) To do so, press your Windows+R keys, type in %AppData% at the dialog, and press Enter. In the window that appears, open the .minecraft directory, and delete everything except for the saves directory that you see therein. Then, try running Minecraft again. Good luck!
#4233 [23:48] <|Kiikun|> crysis: my only idea. will reset minecraft completely. something may still be set in the options files.
#4234 [23:50] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10: im having trouble visualizing this... did you happen to install java 7 instead of 6?
#4235 [23:51] <mib_yysu10> I went to java.com and got both the 64 and the 32 downloads
#4236 [23:51] <mib_yysu10> not sure what ones they were
#4237 [23:51] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10 6 update 27? you can check at www.java.com
#4238 [23:52] <iTreefish> Do you know if your machine is 64 or 32?
#4239 [23:52] <crysis> anyone wanna help
#4240 [23:52] <mib_yysu10> Yes I do as I said I just reinstalled my OS and I use Win 7 64 bit
#4241 [23:54] <|Kiikun|> crysis: did you try what i sugested?
#4242 [23:55] <crysis> yes and i cant switch out of my texture pack because it placks out right after i log on
#4243 [23:55] <mib_yysu10> sigh removed everything minecraft and reinstalled it and it's still doing it
#4244 [23:55] <|Kiikun|> crysis: i didnt tell you to switch it out. ifthe texture pack is deleted then it should automaticly move back to default.
#4245 [23:56] <mib_yysu10> I didn't have this problem before I reinstalled
#4246 [23:56] <crysis> well it didint
#4247 [23:56] <|Kiikun|> mib_yysu10: i have a feeling you might need to reinstall your video drivers.
#4248 [23:56] <iTreefish> mib_yysu10: did you check your java version as |Kiikun| suggested?
#4249 [23:56] <mib_yysu10> how?
#4250 [23:57] <mib_yysu10> platform is 1.6
#4251 [23:57] <|Kiikun|> crysis: try going into .minecraft and deleting options.txt
#4252 [23:58] <mib_yysu10> ok gone
#4253 [23:58] <crysis> i just stied it in browser and my screen tells me to copy this thing and email it but it wont let me copy and it wont show whole thing
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#4255 [23:59] <iTreefish> ?? Javainfo
#4256 [23:59] <VoxelHead> javainfo: You can use this program to get some useful information about your default java installation. Download and double click to run. Output is automatically saved to clipboard. Paste the output here.
#4257 [23:59] <VoxelHead> javainfo: Java Info Collector: http://woogly.dnsdojo.net/minecraft/fix/JavaInfo.jar